Just Trish - Brooke Schofield On NEW Relationship Rumors & FIGHTING With Tana Mongeau

Episode Date: January 12, 2024

'Cancelled' co-host Brooke Schofield is BACK to spill the tea on the rumors swirling around her dating life. Is she officially off the market? Plus, she recaps what exactly went down after EXPOSING di...sgraced comedian Matt Rife. And Brooke reveals why her FIGHT with Tana Mongeau was way worse than we thought... Subscribe to the Podcast: Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/just-trish/id1698564262?at=1010lSCj Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/6bZ5tfeCt6naGMw24pRMLe YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@justtrishpodcast All Podcast Platforms: https://link.chtbl.com/JustTrish?at=1010lSCj Follow Just Trish on Social Media: https://www.instagram.com/justtrishpod/ Follow Oscar: https://www.instagram.com/oscargracey Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Hey guys! Welcome back to Just Trish. First guest of 2024 is one of our favorite guests, Miss Brooke Schofield. How do I say it wrong? Did you know? Brooke Amber Schofield. Of course I know! I'm the biggest Brookies cookie alive. Isn't that what your fans are called, Brookies Cookies? Not that I know of. They're called Brookies Cookies, to break it to you. I know everything. Oh wow, you started it. Oh my god! You's Cookies. To break it to you. I know everything. Oh, wow. You started it. Oh, my God. You're the pioneer. Where is that from? I saw it online.
Starting point is 00:00:28 I don't think you saw it online. I swear I did. I like Brookie's Cookies. I like it too. Yeah. It sounds a little risque. Oh. Like Brookie's Cookies.
Starting point is 00:00:36 I know. You know, yeah. I think it does for some reason. Right. But I like it. And we have a Brook super fan, Oscar. Number one. I mean, you guys are super famous.
Starting point is 00:00:44 We love you. We're obsessed. We're wearing our cosplay. Our one. I'm your guy's super fan. We love you. We're obsessed. We're wearing our cosplay. Our cosplay. Our Brooke cosplay. You look so cute. You're wearing a, is this 2XL? I think, yeah.
Starting point is 00:00:52 You gave me the 2XL. You sacrificed for me. I sacrificed. Which is so sweet. Well, and then this one, I just feel like yours was 2XL. Mine's, you should have told me I would have brought it for you. Well, I feel like it wouldn't look the same. Like, you know, what I was going to say is your 2XL on me would look like this, just short.
Starting point is 00:01:06 No. But it made me feel better that you had a 2XL because I thought you were wearing like a medium. And I was like, when I got this like XL, I was like, what? I will never buy a size medium anything, I don't think. I like the oversized. It's either huge or like super just like fitted. Is this Aritzia today?
Starting point is 00:01:19 This is Adinola, a new brand that I've been dabbling in. I'm like, if they want to work with me, seriously. Speaking of, I'm wearing Tarte today. We have the same lip gloss. I was so excited. Tarte Marajuca Juicy Lip Plump. Yeah, it honestly is my favorite, but I do want to go on the Tarte trip really badly. That's wild.
Starting point is 00:01:37 What about those influencer trips? It's kind of wild. The Tarte one always goes a little nuts, I feel like. I don't know if I could hang. After I saw the videos and stuff, I was like, I don't know if I could do this. People were doing flips off the roof and stuff. Wait, who? What?
Starting point is 00:01:51 Brianna Chicken Fry. Wait, really? For sure. Oh, my gosh. She's hard to drink with. I just went and did a show with her in Cleveland, and I literally had to go to the hospital, basically. Wait, actually? No, but I did throw up in my own bed.
Starting point is 00:02:03 Wait, why? Because you just party so hard? I thought I could hang and I could not hang. She's like, yeah, she's like the new it girl too. I feel, I mean, maybe she's been an it girl for a minute, but I feel like I've seen her everywhere now. Yeah, she's amazing. You're friends with everybody.
Starting point is 00:02:13 You're friends with like literally every female podcaster. Really? I try. Sophia. Who's the other one? Brianna, Chicken Fry. There's other ones that I feel like you're like friends with in that whole world. You're the people's princess
Starting point is 00:02:25 oh thank you I love that yeah definitely you're our princess for sure I think we talk about you every single episode that makes me so
Starting point is 00:02:32 I'm your guys' biggest super fan I'm not kidding I love the episodes that are just you two that's my favorite one that's what I say about you guys too I love the ones I would do every episode
Starting point is 00:02:39 with just Oscar but again he works full time otherwise I would be doing it every day that's the problem is like people got so used to that on Cancel that now when we do have a guest, they're like, get this person out of here. It could be like Oprah and they'd be like, we don't want
Starting point is 00:02:50 to see this. Well, Oprah is canceled. Is she? Yeah, I think Oprah is canceled right from everything, from Maui, from the Color Purple, not getting cars for people. What? I didn't know. I must not be on Oprah. I didn't know either. I thought she was really loved, but you are the loved one. You are the new Oprah. That's what they're saying, that Brooke is the like Oprah. I didn't know either. I thought she was really loved, but you are the
Starting point is 00:03:05 loved one. You are the new Oprah. That's what they're saying, that Brooke is the new Oprah. The new Oprah. I could see, I could see you hosting like a show. Well, like a reality show, I feel. I would love to do like a, like a, how like Drew Barrymore does. What? Yeah, I would, but I would have to be like this. Would you get up and close to next someone? I don't think so. I love her so much, though. I tweet it like once a week. Wait, what? Why?
Starting point is 00:03:29 I don't know. Okay. She just makes me so happy. Do we love Drew? I don't know. You go back and forth with Drew, I think. I don't dislike her. I think it's just outputting the closeness.
Starting point is 00:03:38 Like if someone touched me, I'd be like, oh my gosh. I do. I started getting a little bit uneasy about it for some reason. In the beginning, it was like, oh, so cute. But now I'm like, how like their noses are touching. Yeah. Yeah. I feel like, and like sometimes like with Oprah, she was kind of like, Oprah was kind
Starting point is 00:03:52 of like not having it. She's kind of like, give me my hand. And like Drew kept like going. I don't know. We've talked about it before. But this also is so weird to me to have like three. I know. And usually if I'm a guest, I don't mind.
Starting point is 00:04:01 Cause I'm like, okay, I'm not going to like talk, but I'm like, okay, we have a guest, but we also have a guest. There's like so many guests here. And so I don't know. I like like, okay, I'm not going to like talk, but I'm like, okay, we have a guest, but we also have a guest. There's like so many guests here. And so I don't know. I like, it makes me excited, but also how do you guys like it? Me and Oscar are so close, like we can touch. Is there a white on us or no? It's just wrapping me in this.
Starting point is 00:04:15 Okay. It makes me feel less nervous because I feel like there's less pressure to talk because there's three people. Do you? I guess that's true. I guess that's true. Whenever I come on canceled, I'm always just like, oh, they talk so much. Like, I don't have to worry. I try to, like, interject and stuff like that, which I love.
Starting point is 00:04:27 Well, I think that's why I get in trouble on the guest episodes because I don't talk at all on my own guest episodes. And then everyone's like, no one even talked to Brooke. I'm like, I think it was my fault. But have you gotten more comfortable with it? Because I feel like in the beginning maybe – because that's how I was too. That's why I think I relate to you so much's kind of like, you know, when you come in and there's already like a huge established influencer and you kind of are trying to like step lightly, you know,
Starting point is 00:04:50 because that's when we first started, I would almost like edit myself out to not like overshadow you or like butt in too much. Oh, interesting. Yeah, but then now I've gotten like more comfortable with like speaking up a little bit. I'm definitely more comfortable. I feel like in the beginning it was like a lot of people
Starting point is 00:05:02 who didn't even know me or were coming on Tana's podcast not even knowing she had a co-host. Oh wait, really? You don't think they watched an episode before coming on? Oh yeah, for sure. Like, or I just feel like some people I just didn't know at all. So they just like, I don't know if they even knew I was a co-host kind of thing. I don't know. That's interesting. But now I'm like, I'll just, I just will. You're talking to me whether you want to or not. I feel like people do like though, like there's always like a more known one, like the Julia Fox one, but then people always like the one that's like not, you know, like you are definitely
Starting point is 00:05:30 the winner of the show. You're the VIP. Everyone's like, we love Oscar, more Oscar. I'm like, I want more Oscar too, but he doesn't have the time. And I think with like you two, I feel like now everyone's just like, Brooke is like the it girl, you know what I mean? Tana will always be an it girl, of course, but like you've like risen up. I like it.
Starting point is 00:05:42 They didn't like me in the beginning though. It was crazy in the beginning. The audience? Oh, if you went back to the first episodes of Canceled, everyone was like, get this bitch out of here. Really? Oh, yeah. But the first ones, were you on or was it Hunter?
Starting point is 00:05:53 It was me and Hunter, but she kicked me off for only your episode. Do you know that your episode's the only episode that I didn't do? Wait, no. I didn't know that. Oh, my God. What? It was too many people, but she chose Hunter over me. I'm like, what do you mean? Hunter is not a Trish super fan. I am. Oh, my God. It was too many people, but she chose Hunter over me. I'm like, what do you mean?
Starting point is 00:06:05 Hunter is not a Trish super fan. I am. That is why he is. No, I don't think so. Or maybe it was because I was a super fan. Tana's probably like, calm down. Oh, that's so funny because there were so many people there that day. That's so funny.
Starting point is 00:06:17 I even made a TikTok with you. Oh, my God. We don't remember anything, though. I really don't remember anything. Like, Oscar will say something, and I'll, like, think it's my idea. Like, yesterday, I was like, oh, this is my 2024 prediction. He's like, I said that. I was like, oh, I don't.
Starting point is 00:06:28 I actually do have, like. Oh, I love borrowing ideas and claiming them as my own. But I don't know I'm doing it. Like, that's, like, the bad thing is I don't know that I'm doing that, and then it makes me feel bad because I always think I have this, like, original idea, and I, like, stole it from somebody. Yeah, you feel like it, like, came to you in a dream or something. Yes.
Starting point is 00:06:42 That meme. I talked about this before. The one, the gravity meme or whatever it is where I was like, we don't need gravity. Was that what I said or something? That literally came from a Gabby Hanna podcast. I didn't know at the time because it was like subconsciously in me, but everyone thought I was like making this thing, but like Gabby was completely serious about it. And like, it made sense to me. That's why I repeated it. And then everyone was like making fun of me for it. It made sense to me too, honestly. Do we need gravity? Yeah. Like where did it come from? I feel like gravity is almost like a workout
Starting point is 00:07:04 though, because like, that's how I feel. Because like when you get up, like you're working against gravity. It's like, wow, working out. Yeah. That's why like I wouldn't last a day on the moon. Oh, yeah. No, no, no. It's not the moon.
Starting point is 00:07:14 What's the one where you're way heavier? All of them. Wait, what? Like the moon has less gravity, right? So you're like. I thought you could fly. Yeah, yeah. Like float around.
Starting point is 00:07:23 Yeah. Oh, my God. I would be so dainty on the moon. You'd God. We should go. I was wondering, I was like, I know we're not talking about body sizes, but I wonder if you would even like make it at the moon because you are like already weightless in the best way. Of course. That's why my fitness goal is to just not be able to even touch ground on the moon. You just go up out of – I wonder. I wonder if there's like a weight limit to be up there because I bet if you don't weigh a certain amount, you just – Can't you do like simulations or something?
Starting point is 00:07:55 Yeah. Or like you can go – I want to go in like one of the spaceships where there's no gravity and you can't like – I just did that. What? I don't know why. Really? She gets everything. Wow.
Starting point is 00:08:03 Anything tech that girl gets, yeah. Yeah. I guess she's the it girl of She gets everything. Wow. Anything tech, that girl gets. Yeah. Yeah. I guess she's the it girl of the tech world. Yeah. She's the Brooke of the tech world. I want to die. I'm trying to like get all these new hobbies all of a sudden, like where I'm just doing like all these like really random things.
Starting point is 00:08:16 Like I signed up for adult gymnastics. I saw it in your vlog. Did you watch her new vlog? No, I have to watch your vlog. I saw it on your Instagram story. I know. How did you not watch her vlog in preparation for this? I watch the newest things that people do.
Starting point is 00:08:27 I'm so excited to really get into it because I don't know if you'll answer everything, but I did some research. Oh, my gosh. I love that we have Oscar here. That hard-hitting question. Mine literally was like, what's your favorite thing about adult gymnastics? I haven't started yet. I have to wait for Amari to get back.
Starting point is 00:08:43 Oh, you haven't started. You haven't started yet. No. But I just want to see if I can still started yet. I have to wait for Amari to get back. Oh, you haven't started. You haven't started yet. No. But I just want to see if I can still flip around. That's been my dream is to like be able to do flips. Like I think if I could do flips, I would never walk. I'd just be flipping everywhere. But I don't know if I could do it.
Starting point is 00:08:55 I used to always think like growing up like I would watch like gymnastics Olympics or whatever. And I'd be like, God, could you imagine if like a guy could just see you do this? But it's like why would he see you do that? At the Olympics, they would watch you. Yeah, but I was thinking like I was going could you imagine if like a guy could just see you do this? But it's like, why would he see you do that? I mean, at least they would watch you. Yeah, but I was thinking like I was going to do it in the hallway. Yeah. But I would have because that was the pick me and me. I would have 100% been like, watch what I can do.
Starting point is 00:09:14 Yeah, or in the bedroom. I was doing that. You could let's true. Flip over to him. I think they do do that, right? They flip around. Oh, shit. Like gymnasts, they do the splits.
Starting point is 00:09:22 I dated a male gymnast. He wasn't like a professional, but he would always do the splits on me. He was an optimist. And a male doing the splits on you is so different than a female doing the splits. I think so, Trish. I don't know if I would enjoy that. I know. I can't imagine that, like, what that would look like.
Starting point is 00:09:38 It wasn't anything because, you know, it doesn't go anywhere. It's just he's a split. I don't know if I want my man to be able to do the splits. Yeah, I don't know. It wasn't. He thought it was a real big turn on and I was like, I don't know. Not a bad thing, but I think if you did the splits on your guy, I think he'd be like, wow. It's true.
Starting point is 00:09:52 I don't know. Maybe I'll try. See, we talked too much at the beginning and then I'm like, oh, my gosh. No, you're fine. I allude to it sometimes. Okay. We have the tea. You missed such a good tea session before you came.
Starting point is 00:10:03 Like really big tea. I'll give it to you. Okay, yeah. Now I can't feel you left out. I know, I know. Wait, are you going to say it a little bit? Or no, you don't want to say anything at all? I feel like I...
Starting point is 00:10:12 Okay. You can't. I shouldn't. Okay, okay, okay. Because it's no, you shouldn't. She's so demure. That's why everyone... No, I just learned my lesson about being like, my man, my man, my man.
Starting point is 00:10:21 Oh. Wrong. Because they see it and they're like, actually, we're not. Yeah, but how does he know I'm talking about him? You know what I mean? I don't want to think of multiple people. I think this is a real one and I think you should protect it because it does sound pretty real and pretty deep. I hope so.
Starting point is 00:10:37 You just never know, but I do think this one. And he's so cute. We saw a picture. Oh, my God. Yeah, I know. I know. Let's take a break and show you. I have to approve.
Starting point is 00:10:46 I have a good instinct, I think, when it comes to like. I sure don't. Really? No, same. Yeah. Like if you ran a few past me, I would have been like, mm-mm. Yeah. See, that's what I should have been doing. But people told me every single time, every time somebody along the way was like, not a good idea. And I was like, has anyone said that now? No. Okay. That's good. But in the past, people have said. Oh, for sure. And you just don't listen. Yeah. I'm like, you don't know.
Starting point is 00:11:10 No, I don't know. Well, I think, yeah, it's good to, like, listen to people. You're bestie, Oscar. I have a good feeling. I don't know either, so I'm always just like, sounds good to me. Yeah, that's my 2024. I need to start listening to people when they tell me that I'm doing the wrong thing. I think the Matt Reif one I would have been enamored to.
Starting point is 00:11:27 I would have been very much like, it's fine. Honestly, everybody was on my side because everyone just loved it. Like that was, I'm like, it was 2016. That was the vibe at the time. I remember I was talking to a guy who sent me like a YouTube short of Matt Rife's like stand up. And that's when I knew it wasn't going to work out. Wait, what?
Starting point is 00:11:42 Why? You didn't like it? I didn't like it. I thought it was just like, I don't know. I wasn't into it at all. And then I was just like, oh, we're not going to have the same vibe. So we kind of stopped talking after that. Wait, this guy that wanted to date you was in a Met, right?
Starting point is 00:11:53 And you weren't into it? Yeah. Gay guys do love Matt. Because he'd always say that. Well, he said that. I don't know if they do. I thought his like, all the crowd work clips was like, he's the most funny person I've ever seen.
Starting point is 00:12:03 Yeah. And then I watched the special he had out at the time and I was like maybe he's still practicing because I thought his thing was only crowd work like I thought you went to a show
Starting point is 00:12:11 like it was like a Q&A and that's like what he did you know I didn't even know he did like stand up you would think it would be harder to do that though because that's harder for me
Starting point is 00:12:17 I can't just like think on the spot and be funny for sure yeah like live and stuff like I don't know I feel like if you have
Starting point is 00:12:24 all the time to write you'd'd be like, good at it. Well, he'd be surprised with men, I think. Yeah. The stand-up comedians. You went to the Laugh Factory recently, and I was like, girl. I did. Wait, you went to the Laugh Factory? No, I saw that, and I was like, oh, no.
Starting point is 00:12:37 I was a little worried. I had good reason. I was seeing George Lopez. I love that you love George Lopez. Like, literally, in her vlog, she's like, George Lopez was there. Yeah, well, it was, like, a big deal. Like, you can't see, like, you can't just, like, really go see. It was $30 to see George Lopez.
Starting point is 00:12:51 He's there a lot. I feel like they grew up on him. Really? Yeah. He's, like, always at Love Patrick. I love George Lopez. They made it sound like it was, like, the first time he was ever doing it. Oh, no.
Starting point is 00:13:00 I feel like he's always there. Maya Lopez's daughter follows me on social media. Well, she used to. I don't know if she still does. Really? Oh, you know who followed me is Eminem's daughter. Oh, wow. That was like he's always there. Maya Lopez's daughter follows me on social media. Well, she used to. I don't know if she still does. Oh, you know who followed me as Eminem's daughter? Oh, wow. That was like the biggest – I was the biggest Eminem fan growing up.
Starting point is 00:13:10 She was supposed to come on the podcast. I don't know if that's still happening, but yeah. Oh, my God. You should have her. She's like a really like prim and proper like influencer. Right. You would not expect it at all. Like a podcaster.
Starting point is 00:13:19 She's so cute. Yeah, but then I'm like, you probably can't ask about Eminem, right? I think you can. She just went to an ugly Christmas party and her thing said like shady or like she wore like an Eminem reference like sweater. Oh, okay. And her podcast is like a little shady. Yeah, a little.
Starting point is 00:13:34 Yeah. She's got it. Is that what you mean? Yeah. I'd be so proud of it if that were my dad. For sure. But then I wonder if you're like, stop asking me about my dad. No, not me.
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Starting point is 00:14:47 See the love. Ooh. Eminem maybe wouldn't be, I mean, I don't think he's not the best parent, but he'd be rapping about you and your mom. Yeah, and he was like saying like he tied his mama, or her mama, and like drove over a cliff. The whole Kim stuff.
Starting point is 00:14:59 Yeah. I love Eminem though. I love Hayley Jade. I would almost want Kim, like Kim Kardashian. Yeah, because she like really spoils her kids. I feel like I would want Kylie if I would want one of the Kardashians. Oh, and Timmy's like your stepdad. Oh, maybe I don't want that.
Starting point is 00:15:15 Wait, you want to want Timmy's stepdad? Let me ask your stepdad. Oh, I want him as my boyfriend. Oh, okay. Well, it could evolve into that, I feel. I think it should. If it's like your step-parent. Wait, wait, wait. I don't know. It could evolve into that, I feel. I think it should. If it's like your step-parent. Wait, wait, wait.
Starting point is 00:15:25 I don't know. It could evolve into that. You guys want the Kardashians. I think Caitlyn Jenner would be mine then if we're going to go with the Kardashians. No, I wasn't going to go with the Kardashian. I feel like I would want to go with like, I have a friend whose parents are Judd Apatow and Leslie Mann. Oh, are you from the-
Starting point is 00:15:39 Maude Apatow? No, no, no, Iris. Wait, I know Iris. I know Iris. I'm Libby Rodrigo's best friend. Oh, really? And that's how I found out because they came up to me at a Dave Chappelle show. Are you serious?
Starting point is 00:15:48 And I go, why is she coming up to me? But it was because Iris. Olivia doesn't know who I am. Wait, Olivia Rodrigo came up to you? Yes, her and Iris. But it was like, it was not, like, Olivia was just like. I'm like, no, but that's everything. Are you kidding?
Starting point is 00:15:59 I went straight to the podcast. I said, Olivia Rodrigo is obsessed with me. Wait, you did? Did you ever hear from her? Did they ever hear from her? Not at all. I love that you say that. For me, I'm like, I'm Olivia Rodrigo is obsessed with me. Wait, you did? Did they ever hear from her? Not at all. I love that you say that. For me, I'm like, I'm going to play it cool.
Starting point is 00:16:08 I'm not going to even acknowledge that they saw me or something like that. But I love that you just got. No, because it was so nice. She came up. She was like, hi, I love you. Oh, my gosh. So she recognized you? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:16:16 Oh, what a flex. I didn't even know at the time. And then now I'm obsessed with her. She's my favorite. But I can't imagine having those two parents super funny. Oh, yeah. And not so successful. Well, they're so successful, but they're not like –
Starting point is 00:16:27 So famous. Yeah. It's not like where your whole life is like messed up. Yeah. Like the Kardashians. Are they in their movies? Is she in the movies with them? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:16:34 Oh, she is? Both of the girls are in like This Is 40. Oh, really? Were they little kids in that one? Uh-huh. I have to re-watch that one. They play their kids a lot, which is funny. I love that.
Starting point is 00:16:42 I think that's everything. Mata Patel was in Little Shop of Horrors on Broadway recently. And she posted me. She posted my Little Shop of Horrors cover of Suddenly Seymour. Did she really? She's like my inspiration. I mean, obviously a joke, but I still loved it. I was like, I'll take it.
Starting point is 00:16:53 They're amazing. And to be talented in a – yeah, I want to be in a talented family for sure. Me too. Or just funny people in general. Yeah. Like Adam Sandler's kids. And they're in his movies. That's another good one.
Starting point is 00:17:03 But that's another one where it's like, I don't want him to be my dad. I want him to be my husband. Oh my gosh. I don't get it. Okay, yeah. That's so funny. So you like older guys? I don't.
Starting point is 00:17:12 No, I mean, if he were younger, I would love him more. You like the younger version of him. But there's just no younger Adam Sandler. I mean, there was at one point. But yeah, him 50. I mean, because daddy vibes for sure, I guess. To me, I want him to be my father, I think, more than date. He doesn't give me, like, I'm going to rip your clothes off vibes. You know what I mean, because daddy vibes for sure, I guess. To me, I'd want him to be my father, I think, more than date. He doesn't give me like, I'm going to rip your clothes off vibes. You know what I mean? That's true. I guess he doesn't. But who's your ultimate celebrity?
Starting point is 00:17:34 I know you're kind of seeing someone right now, but who's your celebrity? My celebrity? Well, I love Matthew McConaughey, but he's another one who's like, I couldn't date him at the age that he's at now. Why? He's dating Gigi Hadid or Bella? No, that's Bradley Cooper. Oh my God. I keep getting that mixed like, I couldn't date him at the age that he's at now. Why? He's dating Gigi Hadid or Bella Hadid? No, that's Bradley Cooper. Oh, my God. I keep getting that mixed up. You could have dated Matthew McConaughey. You're 27.
Starting point is 00:17:49 I think he's 27. He's like a mature age now. How old is he? I don't know. But I want like a whole life with somebody. And I feel like if you're already like, how old is he? He's probably 50. Oh, that's not bad.
Starting point is 00:17:59 That's not as bad as I thought, actually. But it's true. And if you have kids, it's going to be like 55 by the time you have kids. And then they don't get their full life with him. Yeah. Oh, come on. Top Gun. Miles Teller.
Starting point is 00:18:10 Miles Teller. He has the same celebrity crushes. You kind of look like his wife a little bit. You look like Kelly Teller a little bit. She's amazing. Oh, wait. Okay. What are your guys' thoughts on this whole Taylor Swift, Selena Gomez situation?
Starting point is 00:18:21 I loved your take on it. Did you see Brooke's take on it? No. What's your take? I just don't believe. I cannot imagine that nobody was filming that interaction. Yeah, that's a weird thinking. Like, I don't think that, like, Selena could have gone anywhere near them
Starting point is 00:18:30 without somebody picking up the camera. I would have been filming them nonstop. My backup theory was, like, someone from her team would ask, and, like, for permission first, but then what Selena said was, like, she was telling Taylor that her friends were hooking up, which I don't really believe that.
Starting point is 00:18:45 I don't know. I don't really believe that. I don't know. I don't really believe that. I feel like that's just, like, making something up. But also, like, why at the Golden Globes would you even go up to Taylor Swift and be like, you wouldn't believe it's hooking up? I can't believe she was just like, yeah, that's the thing, and admitting to being, like, that much of a gossip. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:18:58 Yeah, yeah, yeah. She's kind of wild. She is wild. Yeah, she gives me a little bit, like, liar vibes, which I don't mind. I'm a liar, too. No, me too. I think that's, like, what sometimes I'm like, God, she reminds me a little too much of me. So much. Yeah, she gives me a little bit like liar vibes, which I don't mind. I'm a liar too. No, me too. I think that's like what, sometimes I'm like, God, she reminds me a little too much of me.
Starting point is 00:19:07 So much. Yeah. We're the same person because sometimes she'll be like, I'm putting social media in there. Like she's putting again. And I'm like, literally me. I had to comment on the complex thing yesterday. I was like, this is hilarious. Because just every single, you can predict it every time.
Starting point is 00:19:17 She'll be like, I'm taking a quick break from social media. Did you guys see her Scrabble situation the other day? No. No. I noticed it immediately. It was not even up for 20 seconds before I sent it in our group chat. Because, like, she covered up, like, she was playing Scrabble, and she, like, covered up, like, a slur, like, with a little heart.
Starting point is 00:19:32 Oh, my gosh. Like, well, like. I can say it. Yeah. No. Okay. Well, then we get it. Wait, that was what they put on the Scrabble board?
Starting point is 00:19:40 Who was she playing with? She only covered up the letter F. And so you could see, the other word was like bag. No. There's like little bugs, like little maggots. Right? That's like, maybe that's what it was. No, but it was a three letter.
Starting point is 00:19:55 Oh, okay. But I was just like, she had, like, I can't tell if it's intentional, like she's being deliberate and she's trolling all of us or she's the accidentally like worst person in social media of all time. I think she's accidentally the worst person. Which I love. I do love it.
Starting point is 00:20:09 I think it's funny too because she's like 400 million followers and she's just like that reckless. I'm like I love that about you. I think the same thing. I love,
Starting point is 00:20:18 but I love her. We should get her on that. I love her too. Honestly, I'm making it sound like I don't but. No, because you see yourself in her
Starting point is 00:20:23 and that's how I feel too. Yeah. I've always loved Selena and she's a cancer, and I relate to her because she's very emotional, and you just never know where you're going to get with her, and that's what I appreciate. Me neither. And you know what? I can really get behind what she's doing right now, defending her man to the. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:20:39 I'm an anti. Wait. Really? Betty Blanco. Why are you anti? Okay, well, you know. You have that intuition. Why do you think? I don't know. That. You have that intuition. Why do you think?
Starting point is 00:20:45 I don't know. That's true. I do. Because I do want Selena. I like that. I want her to be in a relationship. But this one, I don't know. And I feel like, especially because he was so shady to her in the past.
Starting point is 00:20:56 Oh, I love guys who are mean to me first. Me too. I'm like, oh, you think I'm ugly and disgusting? Me too. Because then it's like a chat. Yeah. But then when you win them over, you're like, oh, my God. What did I do? Like too, because then it's like a chat. Yeah, but then when you win them over, you're like, oh my God, what did I do? Like, it's an accomplishment.
Starting point is 00:21:08 I flipped you this ugly bitch flip joke. I think I'm just so, like, girl power that when anyone, like, is shady towards a girl, I immediately, like, write them off. And I, like, want to go after them a little bit, I think. Really? I'm, like, very protective over, like, girls. I think I just, for some reason, like, really like Betty Blanco. Why?
Starting point is 00:21:24 I don't know. I, like, I don't know. I thought I liked him, too, because he's very, like, influencer-friendly. Like, he does collabs with, like, Zach Choi ASMR, and it's him, like, doing ASMR eating. He seems relatable, even though he's, like, this huge songwriter. He knows exactly, like, what's viral and stuff. That's why he's, like, had the biggest songs. But, like—
Starting point is 00:21:42 Like what? Like, what are some big songs that he's done? Besides that like one Selena song. No, he's like Justin Bieber. He's written like every Justin Bieber song ever. And I don't like any of them. I don't really care for Justin Bieber. The thing is like the difference between something being good, I mean not to say that they're not good,
Starting point is 00:21:58 but like just being huge. Like Yummy? Did he write Yummy? Yeah. There we go. That's a good one. That one's a banger. That's the only one I know.
Starting point is 00:22:04 I mean, maybe if you said other words, I'll know. I don't know. I just made that up, by the way. I have no idea if that's true. That's very us-coded, actually. Same. I always make stuff up. I have like a 50-50 chance.
Starting point is 00:22:14 Yeah, he probably, I think he wrote a lot of, I mean, he wrote, I just know he's written a lot of songs. He did Lonely. Actually? Not so, no, no. I don't know. What's that one? What's that one?
Starting point is 00:22:21 No, that's two for two. I think I just lied again for no reason. What's his fact? Oh, you're making a throw call. I thought you were fact checking. We need a fact checker here. Because Benny Blanco has written huge songs. He has.
Starting point is 00:22:31 He's done. And he's done. God, I don't know why I can't think of all of a sudden any. I'm pretty sure he did like half of SZA's album. I don't know because I went to his 4th of July party. Oh my God. And as I was walking out, I was like, bye Benny. Like, thanks for having us.
Starting point is 00:22:42 And SZA was like on his arm. I was like, is that SZA? Oh my God. You know everybody. Oh my God. No, I don't know. I don't know Benny, Benny. Like, thanks for having us. And SZA was like on his arm. I was like, is that SZA? Oh, my God. You know everybody. Oh, my gosh. No, I don't know. I don't know Benny Blanc. How did you get invited to his party?
Starting point is 00:22:50 He just has a, that's like the big Fourth of July party, I feel like. But like, were you invited? I was a plus one. No, I was not invited. Who was your plus, who were you plus one-ing? My friend Sienna. She's like, she gets invited. She's bougie.
Starting point is 00:23:00 She's an influencer? She's a entertainment, like she does entertainment correspondent. She does red carpet. Oh, do you know her? Sienna Leone. What outlet does she do? Right now, she's with Sweetie High. Oh, yes, I do know her then. She does every carpet. Oh, you know her then? Oh, and that's your friend?
Starting point is 00:23:17 Oh my god. She and I went to college together and we came together and both did separate things. You're only friends with all all successful people I feel. Not, no. I mean, Iris Apatow. That is exactly wrong. Well, Iris Apatow is not really like my friend.
Starting point is 00:23:31 We're just like. But your acquaintance, she knows you. I want her to be my friend. She's too young to be my friend, I think. How old is she? She's a 20, 21 maybe. No. Oh, maybe she's not.
Starting point is 00:23:40 I think even 20, 20 year olds can be friends with 20 year olds, I feel. Yeah. Yeah, I agree. It's blurry. We talked about that on Cancel too. It's always like blurry because I think I'm so advocate of 20 year olds can be friends with 20 year olds I feel yeah I agree it's blurry we talked about that on cancel too it's always like blurry because I think
Starting point is 00:23:46 I'm so advocate of like don't be friends with 18 year olds but I'm like if you're 25 like 20 no 18 is 20s is acceptable
Starting point is 00:23:52 18 19 don't be friends with them they're still children but maybe 20 then you can be friends with them especially when nepo baby 20
Starting point is 00:23:58 is like I would say like 25 26 wait nepo baby oh because they're older like in mind yeah that is very true because they're just out more too.
Starting point is 00:24:06 Yeah. Like Kylie was like with Tyga when she was like 17 and I was like, that was criminal for sure. Like, right? I was like, how? I didn't know she was so young.
Starting point is 00:24:14 It's crazy. I know, I get so scared talking about Tyga. He like hates me. Wait, what? What? He hates me. He kicked me out of his house
Starting point is 00:24:21 last time I saw him and I didn't even know it was at his house. They were like, you have to leave. I'm like, why? Wait, what? I've never been kicked out of anywhere in my entire life saw him. And I didn't even know it was at his house. They were like, you have to leave. I'm like, why? Wait, what? I've never been kicked out of anywhere in my entire life.
Starting point is 00:24:28 And all of a sudden, someone comes up to me, me specifically, nobody else. Like, I was with all my friends. They were like, you need to get out. And I'm like, well, like, what could I have possibly done? Were you just too pretty? Maybe you were too pretty. No. No.
Starting point is 00:24:40 That's a good reason. But I'm like, what the fuck? And I was like, this has to be a mistake. And they go, no, no, no. You specifically need to leave. That is so weird. And I was like, what the fuck? And I was like, this has to be a mistake. And they go, no, no, no. You specifically need to leave. That is so weird. I was like, what the fuck? And then the next day I found out it was Tyga's house.
Starting point is 00:24:49 And I was like, well. Oh, but you didn't see him have any interaction with him? Well, he apparently was in the corner, saw me walk in, and said, get that bitch out. No. And I DM'd him, and I was like, sorry. I didn't know it was your house. Oh, and what did he say? Left me on scene.
Starting point is 00:25:01 Really? But like, he hates me and Tana talk about him, honestly, a lot. Oh, but like in a bad way? Because I thought she liked him. I thought she was cool with him. I don't know. I don't know. No? But, like, he hates me and Tana talk about him, honestly, a lot. Oh, but, like, in a bad way? Because I thought she liked him. I thought she was cool with him. I don't know. I don't know. No.
Starting point is 00:25:08 Yeah, we honestly – yeah, no, I don't say nice things about him, honestly. He's, like, the only celebrity that, like, DM'd me when I was in my 30s. I remember he sent in my DMs in, like, 2020, and I was like, oh, wow. I thought – see, I did say he was, like, really nice and stuff, but I made, like – there was, like, a clip where I compared him and Avril Lavigne to, like, the Pope dating Summer Ray. The Pope. Oh.
Starting point is 00:25:26 Like just where like in that it made no sense. Was he dating Avril Lavigne? I'm pretty sure he still is. What? Yeah. How did I miss that? Isn't that crazy? It was like so serious.
Starting point is 00:25:37 Oh my God. She's dated the most random people. She dated like Brody Jenner too, which doesn't seem to make sense to me. Yeah. The guy from Sum 41. She was like married too. She's just. I mean, it's good. What an icon. It really is. When I see
Starting point is 00:25:47 girls like that, I was like, oh, how it's, like, amazing that you get, like, all these cool guys, you know what I mean? I think it's a flex. Like, when people try to drag, like, Nina Agdal, I think we talked about this. I was just like, what kind of a flex she gets all these, like, hot guys that want her? I was like that, too. I was like, if everything they're saying is true, like, slay. Right. Yeah. I think that's everything. Every, like, A-list actor,
Starting point is 00:26:04 I'm like, okay. Yeah. That's power. I know any guy who's like, Every like A-list actor, I'm like, okay. Yeah. That's power. I know any guy who's like, ew, disgusting. She hooked up with like Batman. Like you're lying. Like Leonardo DiCaprio, like literally the most like eligible bachelor ever. I was like, okay, that's pretty.
Starting point is 00:26:17 That's pretty slay. I'm like, oh no. Like imagine if you saw the fucking like lizards. Like I've. That you've dated? I've talked to like literally like the most like disturbingards. Like I've... That you've dated? I've talked to like literally like the most like disturbing people. I wish I had like a track record
Starting point is 00:26:29 like that. You should put out everybody. I know I always try to like flex my like Z-list people I've dated and I was like, gosh, if I had A-list I'd be really flexing
Starting point is 00:26:35 all the time. I don't have any A-list. You always say that but like I really don't. You do. No, you do. Yes, you definitely do. I'm like, where?
Starting point is 00:26:42 No, you tell me their names and I'm like, oh my God, that's kind of everything. No, that was one name. You only like the one name. I am obsessed with that one. No, but I feel like there's been other ones. Even the ones you said today, I was kind of like, oh my gosh, that's kind of like just the people you know. DraftKings Casino was bringing you only the best classics like Blackjack, Roulette, and Slots, plus exclusive games you won't find anywhere else. My personal favorite are the slots because boy, do I get lucky
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Starting point is 00:28:14 a while, right? Yeah, and he's so in love with her. He posted an Instagram story the other day of just a photo of her and he put like, he captioned it like, I'm so painfully uninterested in any day that doesn't involve you. I'm like, oh, yeah, that's the – I saw her TikTok. I saw someone on TikTok do that. I was like, wow. It is so – God, it's like – I have to just be happy for them. I'm like, Lord, I see what you've done for others. Please bless me with that.
Starting point is 00:28:35 I think you're in that era. I think you have your Zach Bryan era. I don't know. She was like a fan. Do you know this story? No. She was a fan. She like went to the Country Music Awards or something, and she was like beforehand she made a Get Ready With Me.
Starting point is 00:28:47 And she was like singing his song. And she's like manifesting meeting him tonight. And then they took a photo together that night. And she brought her like weeks later she had gone to his concert, brought her current boyfriend at the time. No way. And someone on his team like was like, oh, you should do Revival, which is like the last song in his set is Revival. And like they bring a bunch of people on stage for it so she went on stage like sang revival with him or whatever and they still like didn't even know each other at all oh my god and then they
Starting point is 00:29:12 started dating like right after her and her boyfriend broke up oh my did she break up right after that i was like bye i don't know i don't know but i would have oh my god that's that's everything god manifesting i feel like works so much when you speak with something that you want i think i agree wow and they're like full-on dating i had no idea they're dating dating he That's everything. God, manifesting, I feel like, works so much. When you speak with something that you want, I think it happens. I agree. Wow. And they're, like, full-on dating. I had no idea.
Starting point is 00:29:28 Oh, they're dating. He loves her so much. I met them – or I met him at – when I did her live show, and he was just so, like, obsessed with her. He's like, oh, let me get a photo of you in front of House of Blues. Like, oh, my God. Can we talk about that? Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:29:40 Did you see – you said one of your cringiest moments of last year was at the Zach Bryan show with Brianna Chicken Fry. Or it was a live show, you said. Yeah. Or was it – you were at a bar. I was just so mortified. Like I said, they drink so much. Well, they can handle it. So they drink a lot, and that's just their thing, like her and Grace.
Starting point is 00:29:57 And I was like – I prepped myself for weeks. I was like trying to build up my tolerance so that I could like really hang with them. And they weren't even drinking like that. She she's like, I looked over and you were taking like Southern comfort shots, chasing it with like four loco. And I'm like, what the fuck? You think everyone else is doing it too? Let me get ahead. She's like, nobody else was doing it. Like I was like, I don't know why I was doing it, but I saw, I got started getting tagged in videos of everyone like crowd surfing and stuff. And I'm like, but you were vlogging on the bar. Well, why was I on the bar? That's what you said in I started getting tagged in videos of everyone crowd surfing and stuff. And I'm like.
Starting point is 00:30:27 But you were vlogging on the bar. Well, why was I on the bar? That's what you said in your vlog. She's like vlogging on the bar. She's like, why was I on there? I wasn't on my show. It was not my show. What was I doing on the bar?
Starting point is 00:30:37 And I don't even think I knew I was up there because I was just vlogging. You were vlogging in the crowd surfing. And I couldn't even post the vlog because I can watch two of those clips. And as soon as I get to a certain point in my camera roll, I'm like, I can't keep going because I will have to die. I don't think it was cringy. Just for the record, it wasn't cringy. Well, that was just one of the first two. Can you post the rest? It just kept getting worse and worse.
Starting point is 00:30:54 You should do a Patreon. Put Bella on there. So smart. So embarrassing. But it was made worse by the fact that Brie texted me the next morning. She goes, are you fucking okay? Oh, why? Were you just like, why? you just like, people could tell?
Starting point is 00:31:07 I guess. I sent myself home, but I woke up with a full-size bottle of ketchup in my pocket. Oh my gosh. I love that. Just in case you have a chicken tender or something. Well, apparently someone put it in my hood. I was wearing a vest, and someone put it in my hood. And I was so drunk, I didn't notice it made it all the way home.
Starting point is 00:31:23 The ketchup in your hood? Who did it? Grace O'Malley. I love her too. I just started following her on I love them. I feel like Brianna thought I hated her for a minute and I was just like I love them. I do love them now. I like watch their TikToks I love them too but I get I like I feel like everybody has like had like slight
Starting point is 00:31:37 beef with them. Really? Well kind of. Not the O'Malley girl. Well not really. I just like like Brianna will just speak up and like be crazy and she doesn't care. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm scared of like new young influencers because I, like sometimes if I, I just don't want to beef with anybody. I'm just like, I can't have any confrontation.
Starting point is 00:31:51 I am old. Everyone always attacks me for being old. I'm like, I get it. Like I'm old. You are not old. Everyone always says that's a thing. It's like this old. But the best thing is when someone's like literally 32, they're like right behind me.
Starting point is 00:32:03 I'm like, okay, you're also just like in your thirties. Like when you're young, I get get it when they're cute and young okay fine call me old but it's like i haven't had beef with way too many people that i don't want i'm trying 2024 no beef me too i'm trying to leave yeah because i had a little bit of like extreme beef right at the end of 2023 with who with that was my first like public beef. How did you handle that? Like, how did you feel? Oh, I was loving it.
Starting point is 00:32:28 That's what I thought, too. I'm like, you kind of, like I said, before it was happening, like, as it was building up to him, like, this feels like Avengers, like, you know, final boss. Like, these girls are going to come and, like, end this terrible person. And just being a viewer, a bystander, I was like, this is herstory. Like, I really loved it. Definitely. No, it was a fun time. A lot of peoplestander, I was like, this is herstory. Like, I really loved it. Definitely. No, it was a fun time. A lot of people were like, I feel like Brooke probably regrets this. I was like, no.
Starting point is 00:32:50 You have no regrets. No regrets. But now I'm like, okay, I can relax. I feel that way too. Sometimes you just like go so hard. I, for me, when I was watching it, because I've been on the side of like exposing people that deserve it, right, Felisa? But sometimes you get a little anxious. You're just like, oh my God, is this like, because you have so much attention on you. So I just thought maybe – Yeah, that's the problem and I could log off.
Starting point is 00:33:08 But like it wasn't – it didn't stop it from happening. It just kept going and kept going and getting bigger and I was like, oh no. But – Whatever. And it is frustrating when like it gets to like that mainstream level. Like once it gets out of your audience, you know, and then with people who don't know you and like your intentions, it takes on like different like forms, you know? Yeah. with people who don't know you and, like, your intentions, it takes on, like, different, like, forms, you know? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:33:26 Oh, God. Yeah. Putting words in your mouth. That sucked about it. But I was like, whatever. What was the most exaggerated thing someone said about your whole – Well, just every single headline was, like, Brooke Schofield says Matt Rife cheated with 30 women.
Starting point is 00:33:38 I'm like, first of all, he didn't cheat on me. We weren't even dating. But you were. Well, I thought – I don't know what I thought. You guys spent Valentine's Day together. Did you ever say that? Because that's like, to me, that's dating. He plans it.
Starting point is 00:33:49 You spend Valentine's Day. That's dating. Like, he chose you on Valentine's Day. I thought it was more, like, yeah. I don't know. But I didn't say he cheated with 30 women. Okay, okay. Because did you ever have that relationship, that thing where, like, we're exclusive?
Starting point is 00:34:01 Did you ever have that conversation? Well, I mean, yes, but. Oh. So there you go. You're exclusively dating. I know dating i know what you mean but you can't tell like you know when somebody just says things to say things like i think he was just saying things to say things because he said it's all of them too and you haven't talked to him since no he tried to call me he tried to call because i saw the text i saw the text in your photo dump but did he and then he called after no he called first and I was like, I had a feeling. And I was like, oh, no, not answering that.
Starting point is 00:34:29 And then he texted me the, it's MR. But not the MR. Well, the problem with that, too, was like, so then did he not block my number? Like, did he get a new number? Oh, wait. Because then if that's the case, I'm like, then I just went so hard because he blocked my number. Honestly, at that point, like, you earned, even if it's not true, you earned it and it's not not wrong you know what i mean like what you were thinking at the time could have been a situation so i'm like might as well just pile it on why for the whole first like 48 hours i didn't think it was really him so it's like whatever but then somebody
Starting point is 00:34:56 like i kept getting dms from girls who had also had like experiences and someone sent me his new number and i was like oh shit do you think you'll ever get together with all them have you huh no oh but I can do like a whole sit down exclusive to hell no but we the group chat's so fun now because we just love each other so like we don't even talk about him anymore really it's just like like two two of the girls are together right now in Nashville they like drove out there to meet up god are they like I love that yeah are they like regular people or influencers, models? Everyone's like different but the same. I don't know how to explain it.
Starting point is 00:35:29 Like you all look the same? Is that what you're saying? No. Everyone looks completely different but we're all like kind of the same vibe. Isn't that crazy when everyone looks like so different? You just like see someone like just – it's like Kylie right now, Timmy Chow. I'm like what is your type? Like you know when someone's just with so many different people.
Starting point is 00:35:43 I have that though like where I have – you can look at all of my people in a lineup and it looks like you're just at the DMV. You're like, which one would I date? Literally just like an array of strangers. Okay, so you don't see like. That's why I sympathize with Selena Gomez right now. I'm like, I understand how this could happen. Yeah, that's true. Yeah, she doesn't have a type.
Starting point is 00:36:00 We don't really see many people she dates. Oh, well, Justin Bieber to The Weeknd, the Betty Blonde. I guess it's very different, yeah. Yeah. She has a variety of type. We don't really see many people she dates. Oh, well, Justin Bieber to The Weeknd, the Betty Blonde. I guess it's very different. Yeah. Yeah. She has a variety of tastes. I like it. Yeah, me too.
Starting point is 00:36:10 And I've been there when everyone's saying your boyfriend's ugly. Is that what people are saying? Yeah. Wait, really? About Benny? I think he's cute. I don't think he's ugly. But she also thinks Ethan Slater is cute, though.
Starting point is 00:36:21 I do think he's cute. Do you know him? He's cute. Cute. I like people. She says know him? He's cute. Cute. I like people. She says he looks like Jeremy Allen White. Yeah. Do you know him?
Starting point is 00:36:30 I think he looks similar. We watched The Bear last night. I'm like, I can see Ethan Slater in this role. I think Jeremy Allen White is so hot, but I don't think Ethan's hot. I think Ethan looks like Frankie. No. I think people. Yes.
Starting point is 00:36:41 You could literally put them side by side, and if you showed it to a grandma, she wouldn't know the difference. I think people morph. I think they put those faces side by side, and if you showed it to, like, a grandma, she wouldn't know the difference. I think people, like, morph. I think they put those faces where they kind of morph them to look like each other because they actually don't look like each other. I think they just, like – Well, he definitely doesn't look like Jeremy Allen. I think he does.
Starting point is 00:36:55 People are so hard on him. I get why they're hard on him. No, I know. But, well, I'm hard on him because he left his wife. Of course. High and dry. No, I definitely agree with that. But I think that's why people call him ugly.
Starting point is 00:37:03 But I don't think he's ugly. But, Bunko, what did he do? He doesn't look ugly. He's also unhandsome. Oh people call him ugly. But I don't think he's ugly. But Bongo, what did he do? He doesn't look ugly. He's also unhandsome. Oh, unhandsome. I don't know because I saw him. I remember seeing him in person being like, wait, he's kind of hot. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:37:13 Because he has light eyes. He has a sway. And when you're that talented, you're hot. That's just how it goes. That's true. Talent goes a long way. I can't believe you don't like him. That's so funny.
Starting point is 00:37:22 You are just like harder on – you're harder on guys. You say I'm harder on girls. You're harder on guys. you're harder on guys. You say I'm harder on girls. You're harder on guys. We're the opposite. I feel like I'm harder on girls. But guys, I'm like, they're fine. It's the worst feeling in the world when everyone's telling you that your boyfriend's ugly. I don't know why because I'm like, I don't care if he's ugly.
Starting point is 00:37:36 I don't – I think it's admirable when pretty girls are with ugly boys. I like it. Yeah. I think it's sweet. Like I'm very – I'm not judging the girl. I'm like the guy should really like cherish you. I think everyone – You know. Well, hopefully he is. I think it's sweet. Like, I'm very, I'm not judging the girl. I'm like, the guy should really, like, cherish you. Yeah, I think everyone, you know.
Starting point is 00:37:48 Well, hopefully he is. We don't know yet. I think she's going a lot harder for him than he goes for her. That is something that. But that's how all guys are, I feel. But when you look like that and you have, like, the richest girl in the world, like, I feel like you should, you know, be posting her a little bit more. Yeah, like, she's the prize for sure.
Starting point is 00:38:04 Yeah, he's not a stranger to social media, you know? But he doesn't post that frequently. I looked. I was like, he doesn't post that much. I'm trying to think of what other relationships. Actually, he dated a friend of mine for like five years. Really? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:38:15 Wow. Was she a model? Yeah. See, he dates like really pretty women. So maybe he's – sometimes it's more than just the looks. I've dated a lot of ugly guys and no one's ever called them ugly, but they've definitely been ugly. And I'm like, why don't people, maybe because they think I'm ugly too.
Starting point is 00:38:26 They think we're just an ugly couple. Nobody thinks you're ugly. Because I've never had someone be like, wow, why is she with him? It's always like the opposite. It's always like I'm getting dumped, even by ugly people. I've actually been dumped the most by ugly, ugly people. I know. And it hurts the worst because it's like you have the most nerve.
Starting point is 00:38:41 Yeah. It's really, wow. I really felt bad about myself. I'm never going to find anyone. Even this ugly, broke person doesn't want to be with me. Well, my thing is if they're all going to be shitty, it's like, I guess you might as well just have a good looking one. When I was single, I would never want to date anyone too hot because then I don't know, it just makes me a little insecure. And then I'm worried, especially with gays, like everyone wants to date like your boyfriend, you know? So I never want anyone too hot.
Starting point is 00:39:03 I get that too. Like you don't want to – I don't know. I've never dated someone, like, that everyone universally thought was, like, hot. Yeah. So I, like, just, you know. My type has always been, like, average. Like, average-looking guy. Like – Your boyfriend's not really cute, though.
Starting point is 00:39:15 I know. Now he's, like – that's why I don't post him as much. You're scared, yeah. He's too pretty. Don't tell him. I've never dated somebody that I, like, looked at and immediately been attracted to. Wait, really? Like, I feel like I always know them before I'm attracted to them.
Starting point is 00:39:26 I feel like Matt Rife is like universally attractive before all this happened. But I sought him out with the thought that like, oh, I'm just going to hook up with this guy. You sought him out? Did you DM him? Oh, interesting. How about this new one? Did you, oh, you guys met on an app. He's very handsome too. You date really good looking people. He's a hot one.
Starting point is 00:39:42 Yeah, they're like really good looking. I know I look at people and I'm like, oh man, yeah, I don't know. The really good-looking ones I always get nervous about. But obviously the ugly ones, too, like you said, they cheat, too. Everyone cheats. If you get cheated on
Starting point is 00:39:51 by, like, an ugly guy, it's, like, the most, like, oh, my God. I've been cheated on by, like, ugly and homeless. I have had, like, three homeless people. Like, they don't have a home.
Starting point is 00:40:00 They stay with me and they still cheat on me. And I'm like, they cheated on my house, actually. What? That's what happened to me, too. I'm like, what are you doing? I'm like, why are your showers so long?
Starting point is 00:40:08 Yes. They just come, and they shower, and they don't leave. And I'm like, and then they're like, they don't go to work or anything. And you're just like, oh, my God, I think this person's homeless, and they're just going to stay here. Yeah, it's a homosexual. Tana does it all the time. Wait, really? But she finds them on.
Starting point is 00:40:19 They date you for a place to stay. Oh, my God. Guys are wild. Yeah. I've had guys not leave my house. That's why I was, like, triggered. I kind of like it, though. I, like, I want someone to just always. Oh my god. Guys are wild. Yeah. I've had guys not leave my house. That's why I was like triggered. I kind of like it though. I like I want someone to just always be at my house. I like it to some
Starting point is 00:40:30 degree but some of these people it's like sometimes we just met and they're there for like a week and I'm like okay now but normally I would like it. Yeah I like to capture people too. I'm like stay at my house. Me too. Just lock them in. We have some unhealthy tendencies. I know. I know. It's not great but some guys don't mind it.
Starting point is 00:40:45 Some guys do. I just feel like sometimes it works because then they get attached to you. Well, I've never been successful in it, I guess. It's kind of like Beauty and the Beast. When the Beast held Belle there, she ended up falling in love with him. Oh, yeah. So kind of like Stockholm Syndrome. I get how that could happen.
Starting point is 00:40:57 It doesn't seem that healthy. You're just like in love with your captain. Yeah, I could see myself like in a situation like that. Like when I watch documentaries about Stockholm Syndrome, I'm like that would 100% be me. I'm like I'm not leaving. Oh, yeah. Then you feel – Holly said that with like a cute half nurse. She's like I fell in love with him because like you're just like with him all the time and you're like he's taking care of you.
Starting point is 00:41:14 He has this glamorous lifestyle and you just kind of like fall in love. You're like, oh, he's like my captor. I'm in love with you. Wow. I don't know. I got to sign up for BetterHelp. Yours sounds healthy. Like if someone's straight, like I want them to date someone I like because then I feel
Starting point is 00:41:26 like by proxy, like I'm kind of dating them a little bit. Oh my. That's the best. I have that with my gay friends because like I have like a thing for like gay guys sometimes. Like I have like a crush on a lot of gay guys. And so I'll set up my gay friends with them because I'm like. Yeah. Because I can't date them.
Starting point is 00:41:40 Yeah. I'm so in love with like all my gay friends and they're like all single and I don't understand why they don't date each other. Like I know like just because they're gay they're not gonna date each other but I think they should because I have a problem with that where I'll be like you're gonna love my friend it's like just because I'm gay does not mean I'm gonna like him I think the same thing I'm like you're gay do you know this person they're like me too it's like saying like oh like you're from like Wisconsin do you know my friend Jessica and it's like no but I feel like the gay circle is
Starting point is 00:42:03 kind of small out here it seems like a lot of gays don't. No, you don't go out so much. You're not like the social gay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think because I'm older. But like when I had, when my friends were like younger gay influencers, like they knew everyone. And it was like, how the hell?
Starting point is 00:42:17 Just going out, I guess. Do you date gay guys? Have you dated one? I've never dated, well, I mean that I know of. Yeah. I don't know. I wouldn't be opposed to it. I wonder what it is. I wonder why it is that straight girls are like into gay men like that when they're like go a little overboard. I don't know. My mom has that. My mom dated like a
Starting point is 00:42:34 bunch of gay guys. Interesting. Yeah. Would they hook up? I don't know. I guess. I'm assuming so. Interesting. Yeah. Cause people always ask me that too when I've dated like fluid or open. Well, your guy was doing the splits. Yeah, he might have been actually that one. He was musical theater. It's hard to tell with musical theater people too because it's like, are they gay? Because like Ethan Slater in musical theater, it's like, are they gay or are they just, you know? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:42:56 I don't know. Yeah, comfortable. What's the word? Flamboyant. I wonder if the Ethan Slater thing is going to come. Like I wonder if we're going to end up hearing the actual story and feeling really bad. What do you think the actual story would be that you would feel bad for? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:43:07 Like if – I don't know. Well, there are two sides to every story. Of course. Maybe his wife was terrible but still the baby. You know, it's like – Or maybe they've been separated for a long time. But I don't know. Like she wasn't separated from – where's Dalton, honestly?
Starting point is 00:43:20 Oh, my God. Oh, yeah. We're getting him on the podcast. He's been quiet. I know. He goes to like Barney's Beanery all the time
Starting point is 00:43:26 god that is the it's spot I've been saying that the one on Santa Monica Boulevard yeah everyone's going back there again I remember it was big
Starting point is 00:43:32 when I was like 18 and now I guess it's like big again I can't get behind it just cause like I don't wanna I don't know I don't like being
Starting point is 00:43:37 that close to everyone I don't either I went on a non-date actually with a stand-up comedian there was a stand-up comedian he was like 50 years old I was like 20
Starting point is 00:43:44 and we went to Barney's Beanery and I thought him and I were on a date because I met him at Conan. And he brought his friend. And he was trying to hook me up with his friend. And it was really weird. And he went on- That's the worst. Yeah. It was so bad. He went on Adam Carolla because I tell the story all the time. And he went on Adam Carolla. He's like, I didn't want to date her because he literally said because of her like without saying it about I was like fat. He's like, well, my friend is into this type of girl. Oh my God. Yeah. His name's Harlan Williams. He's like a really old comedian.
Starting point is 00:44:08 I used to be into stand-up comedians. Like I used to be obsessed with stand-ups. That's why when we went back to the Laugh Factory, I was like, no. Because I used to date everyone from the Laugh Factory. Like not a flex either. Trust me, not a flex. Stand-up comedians are kind of the worst. It kind of feels dark in there now.
Starting point is 00:44:20 And when I go in there, I'm like, it's a little like spooky. Yeah. It's always been spooky now, and when I go in there, I'm like, it's a little, like, spooky. Yeah. It's always been spooky, though. It always has. I've always dated a lot of people that went through there, and they're just dark. They're just kind of dark and a little psychopathic, all of them, honestly. Yeah, I think so, too. I can't really think of a comedian off the top of my head that's just, like, a healthy, normal guy.
Starting point is 00:44:37 Maybe Trevor Wallace. Does he stand up? Mm-hmm. Oh, I don't know. He's really funny, too, and he's actually, like, a nice guy. Do you know him? Yeah. Well, of him yeah
Starting point is 00:44:45 yeah yeah stiff socks right you guys are friends with him dated him i went on one date with him and how'd that go i mean i'm not dating him so it was a recent cancel you guys were talking about him because tana was talking to him again and you're like well that was like a weird she keeps making me cut that story and i'm like you know you know what? Let it be known. Tana, like, she encouraged me to go on a date. Like, she set me up with him. Or she introduced me to him at Whitney's, like, thing. And I'm talking to him, whatever. And she's telling me, like, you should go on a date with this guy.
Starting point is 00:45:13 And so he DMs me. And I'm like, should I? Like, really? And so I go on the date with him. And she's, like, all in support of it or whatever. But then she starts talking to him again. I'm like, if you, it goes without being said. If you're going to set me up with someone, then that means you're done with them. But was it flirty? Like, was they, like, was she talking to him again. I'm like, if you, it goes without being said, if you're going to set me up with someone,
Starting point is 00:45:25 then that means you're done with them. But was it flirty? Like, was they like, was she talking to him again? Yeah, she was like, she was like,
Starting point is 00:45:30 I just, I don't know, I changed my mind about him. I'm like, you don't get to do that. Oh, yeah. This is the thing
Starting point is 00:45:35 about female friendships where I would be really bad at. Well, it would be, if I like cared about him, it would have been one thing, but like, you didn't.
Starting point is 00:45:40 I love him, but like, I didn't really, like, I wouldn't have minded. But it's like, if I were to like, tell you like, oh, you should go after this guy and then all of a sudden I started talking to that guy again, I'd be like – No, yeah, that is weird.
Starting point is 00:45:50 Would you be – maybe now that she's like in her happy relationship, maybe she'd be like, yeah, well, you're in a different place. How long ago was that? It must have been a while ago. Yeah, that's like six months ago or seven months ago. But maybe he's like good luck Chuck where you guys met the right person right after him. Like you guys were both obsessed with him and then you met the right guy. I think I'm not. I'm like – I think I'm the one who always like dates someone right before they get into a happy, healthy relationship.
Starting point is 00:46:09 Oh, that's so cute. That's how I was for a long time too. Gay dating is hard too. I'm glad I'm not doing it anymore. Yeah. I think dating – straight dating is hard too. I don't want to do it anymore. That's true.
Starting point is 00:46:18 Straight dating is very difficult. Gay dating might be worse because it's two guys. And guys are always the problem. Oh, yeah. I've never even considered that. Yeah, could you imagine being like a guy, dating a guy because then it's just like a lot of testosterone. Well, I think about like a girl dating a girl, like how many emotions
Starting point is 00:46:37 because I'm already so emotional. I can't imagine like doubling it. Oh, my God. Same. I couldn't take care of like a girl. Like if someone like me, I couldn't. I'd be like, stop. I would just leave. I would leave me too, honestly, because it's a lot. I just start crying for no reason lately. I've been just crying. Me too. It's amazing if I make it 10 minutes. Has your person now seen you cry? The one you're not dating with you? No. No. Okay. That's good. Yeah. That's the true test. Once they see you cry for no reason and have a breakdown, they're like, what's happening? I've given them the
Starting point is 00:47:04 warning. Like that will happen. Oh, you'll see it reason and have a breakdown. They're like, what's happening? I've given them the warning. Like, that will happen. Oh. You'll see it. Do you tell people, are you like, oh, I have like a mental illness? You tell people right up? That's good. I mean, I don't, but he asked.
Starting point is 00:47:14 Well, he didn't ask. He asked. He didn't ask, but we were like already talking about that. And like, I was talking about my family and stuff. And so it like made sense to say it. But I definitely, that's not like a first date topic. I'm like yeah by the way might set your house on fire I feel like now it's a very common thing like him should have like are you mentally ill and like just say your mental illness so everyone can relate you know he has a little something going on too so oh perfect I love that I know I was just like maybe Moses has something I always wanted him to have like a little something
Starting point is 00:47:42 you know like I mean maybe he's this we like, well, autism's not mental illness, but I thought maybe a little autistic. I don't know. Maybe I just made that up. No, I don't think so. What is that? No, I think, is it neurodivergence? Yeah. I think it's a little different. Autism is one I always wanted, truthfully. Like, truthfully. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:47:57 Every autistic person I know is like brilliant. That is true. My boyfriend thinks I am too. Really? Yeah. A little autistic. Have you ever been tested? No, he wants me to but he always sees like the it's like so common now like yeah because yeah holly's autistic she just
Starting point is 00:48:11 said came out with it i think moses is too i convinced myself i was but that's just because i don't like sounds or like is that part of autism i don't know i don't even know what autism is to be honest i'm not me neither and i'm like i'm honest i feel like i'm in dangerous territory right now no i don't think i think have it. I don't like chewing. Wait, that's part of, oh. What is autism? I don't know. It's like such a spectrum, like literally.
Starting point is 00:48:31 It's Asperger's. Yeah. But that's different than autistic. He said Asperger's. People are super sensitive but also super smart. Have you guys seen that guy who like, they fly him over the New York City skyline in a helicopter and he literally sees the entire thing once and then he gets back down and he draws the entire thing from memory down to every single like window on every single building. Like how many floors everything had. It's so specific.
Starting point is 00:48:57 It's the most amazing thing I've ever seen. I wonder what that is. Oh, wow. So, yeah, I guess they're like super geniuses. Yeah, I can't even imagine being like that. I can't remember anything. There was like something called like, is it Idiot Savant? Have you heard that?
Starting point is 00:49:10 No. Where they're like really, I could be wrong. They're like really bad at everything, but then they're really exceptional at one thing. The reason I know this word is because I saw it in a book when I was 10 and then I wrote it in a book and my teacher thought I was plagiarizing because like you don't know what Idiot Savant is. But I think it's like you're really like, you maybe don't grasp everything, but you're just like super genius at one thing or something like that. Like we're ridiculously smart or something like that. Wow. I think it's like you're really like you maybe don't grasp everything but you're just like super genius at one thing or something like that. Like we're
Starting point is 00:49:25 ridiculously smart or something like that. Wow. I think I might like that. I'm like not good at anything. I know. But you're really good. You have one thing that you're really good at. Because I'm bad at a lot of things. I'm terrible at math, science. I'm only good at like English was like the only subject I was good at. Oh in school you're
Starting point is 00:49:41 I wasn't good at anything. What was your subjects? I was good in math and science. But I loved writing and stuff. I was pretty good at school. I loved school. You did? And my grandpa was an English teacher. Were you popular?
Starting point is 00:49:58 Did you have friends? I had a lot of friends. I had a really good school experience. The perfect high school experience. I loved everyone in high school. And I'm still friends with all my high school friends. Where is Arizona? Shout out Arizona High School, public school system. But I had like a crazy high school. I think I said the story on TikTok how everybody died.
Starting point is 00:50:14 Oh, my God. You have like the curse. You have Devon Eriks. Yeah, but it was like all in like crazy ways, like struck by lightning. Oh, my God. Like two kids got murdered by their parents. What? The girl, like her dad had a brain tumor, drove them out into the middle of the desert,
Starting point is 00:50:28 lit the car on fire with all of them inside. Oh my. It was like a really, just everyone died in like really crazy ways. Oh my God. They should do a movie. And everyone thought I was lying, but then you can look it up. I was like, why would I lie about that? That's such a horrible thing to lie about.
Starting point is 00:50:40 Do you think people think, because you were saying earlier that you're like, sometimes you just like with the Benny Blanco thing, you're like, I don't know. I just like made it up. Do you think, because I know people think I'm lying all the time, sometimes you just like with the Benny Blanco thing, you're like, I don't know. I just like made it up. Do you think, because I know people think I'm lying all the time because sometimes I just don't remember. Yeah. You know what I mean? Is that it?
Starting point is 00:50:50 Well, sometimes when I say I'm like, I like lying or like when I'm lying, it's always like something lighthearted like that. But I keep getting myself into trouble because I like, I always say like, yeah, I love lying. And then people think like, you're a liar. I'm the same way. Because you just want to own it ahead of time because I think it's like kind of funny. But then, yeah. My lies are like, like just right.
Starting point is 00:51:04 Like I went to somebody's house the other day and they were like, can you please take your shoes off? And I'm like, it's kind of funny. Yeah. My lies are just right. I went to somebody's house the other day and they were like, can you please take your shoes off? And I'm like, oh, I'm the same way. You know what I mean? I can't have shoes in my house at all, which is a complete lie. I just made that up. I don't care at all. But I wanted them to feel normal.
Starting point is 00:51:17 So I was like, oh my God, same. That's a lie for no reason. I lie all the time to match people. Moses will tell you. Someone will be like, yeah, our daughter's not potty trained yet. And I'll be like, oh, yeah, ours can't go to the bathroom either. But, like, ours can. And he's like, why do you do that?
Starting point is 00:51:29 Like, you're putting, like, math. And I'm like, I just want to, like, relate to them. You know what I mean? I literally lie all the time. Well, yeah, like, sometimes I want people to just feel more normal. Yeah. But, like, there's just no need. Like, she did not care if I wanted shoes off in my house.
Starting point is 00:51:40 Yeah, yeah. No, no one does. In that same way, that's so weird. That's probably, like, a mental illness or something. Because, like, why lie about that? Well, I made the mistake with this guy that I'm talking to now. I told him in the beginning. I was like, oh, no one does. In that same way, that's so weird. That's probably like a mental illness or something. Because like why lie about that? Well, I made the mistake with this guy that I'm talking to now. I told him in the beginning. I was like, oh, I love lying.
Starting point is 00:51:49 And he, you know, sometimes people are like, oh, ha ha. But he was like, what? Oh, he was serious? He's like, I hate that. And I'm like, oh, well. Well, I think in a relationship you don't say that. I was like, that was a lie. Just joking.
Starting point is 00:52:03 That's what's wild. Because then it's like, wait, is that a lie or is that real? But everyone thinks that with me too. Everyone thinks I'm just like this liar because I just don't remember a lot of things or like things that happened a long time ago. And I'm like, well, I'm not like a liar. I believe everything you say. I don't care how bad. I don't care what the evidence is.
Starting point is 00:52:16 I try to be truthful. I really do. Because I feel like, especially when I've done exposed videos or something like that, it's like I've never like lied because I think it's like easily found out. Like the last lie was the weekend thing where not means people thought i was lying that the weekend sent me merch like she bought this herself i'm like but that's gonna be easily like debunked yeah like someone could come out and be like we never sent her that you know what i mean so it's like i wouldn't lie about something that could be yeah i would be way too afraid of a lie about something that someone could like corroborate yeah like that didn't happen or
Starting point is 00:52:41 something and i'm like yeah no that to me so i never I really consciously make that effort always to like never lie about something. It's like there's proof of it not happening. I like little lies that are like – that just make things more entertaining or like funny. Me too. Or sometimes I'll like claim somebody else's story as my own but never like a crazy story. But sometimes I'll be like – instead of saying like, oh, my friend got pulled over for this. I'll be like, oh, I actually got pulled over for this. Wait, but do you think that it actually happened?
Starting point is 00:53:04 Yeah, well, because it's just easier than saying like oh I have a friend of a friend who this happened to it's like it's I'm not even listening if somebody told me it happened to a friend of a friend like I needed it to happen have happened to you for me to even care about the story so I that's what I'll say to somebody else I don't think that's bad either I don't know but it'll never be like a serious thing it'll be like I don't know that's so funny would you do it for like But it'll never be like a serious thing. It'll be like, I don't know. That's so funny. Would you do it for like a podcast setting or just in real life? You just like tell other people's stories? Probably not in a podcast setting.
Starting point is 00:53:29 I don't know. I don't know. Okay. I kind of love it though. I'm like getting scared. I'm like people are going to think I'm just a liar. No, I think everyone lies a little and people just don't want to admit it. People embellish, I think, too.
Starting point is 00:53:37 Of course. It's like you've got to like spice up a little story. Otherwise, people will just be bored. Yeah. For sure. I love a little. A little. Just a little flail.
Starting point is 00:53:44 A little razzle dazzle. Yeah. That's why I have to little exaggeration. There's a little flail. Yeah. That's why I have to like, because people call me a liar all the time, if I'll say like, there was 20 people I'll be like, okay, there'll be like 10 people. I try to like read so it doesn't look like I'm lying, you know? Yeah, but sometimes if you tell the story exactly as it is, it's not interesting when it really was interesting. So the people who are not liars are just boring, actually. It's kind of like
Starting point is 00:54:01 when a movie adopts like a real life event, you know? Like the movie's got to spice it up a little bit too. It's like, we when a movie adopts, like, a real-life event, you know? Like, the movie's got to spice it up a little bit, too. It's like, we're just storytellers. Yeah, for sure. Like, Titanic, like, if there wasn't a love story, it was boring. Yeah, what the hell? That is true.
Starting point is 00:54:12 It went down. But that wasn't the exciting. Right. That is true. You have a little spice in it. Yeah. That's why I can't wait until they make my life story, because I, like, I've lied so much they won't even know where the truth is, which will fun oh my god I would love that god I would they that would be
Starting point is 00:54:28 such a fun like docu-series or like honestly even if it were like like a not like a docu-series but like a reenactment like I feel like that would be like a reenactment of like who would you want to play you if it was like somebody Lily Rose Depp I love her she's my favorite she came up to me once and it made me excited really yeah the Iris Apatow story reminded me that she came up once with her friend. Her friend came up and then she was with her. But we all took a picture and I felt very like – I knew her right away though. Oh, my God. She's so cute.
Starting point is 00:54:53 Yeah, she's my fave. She was on The Idol. I love it. Have you seen The Idol? I've seen only a couple episodes. I don't think I would like it. Wait, did you watch a couple and you didn't like it? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:55:01 I just – it was like – I think it was a little too like raunchy for me. Oh my God. Really? It is pretty raunchy. Really? I feel like, yeah, but that's like the best part about it. I don't know. You don't watch it.
Starting point is 00:55:11 I don't know. I get like, even Euphoria, I got like a little bit like, ooh. I don't like Euphoria because it's like high schoolers and it creeps me out. Like I know they're adults. Yeah, but like. Except for Nate Jacobs. He's hot. Are you a Jacob Elordi girly?
Starting point is 00:55:22 Uh-huh. Really? I'm on the bandwagon. You're not so much. I'm on it. You aren't? I'm neutral leaning negative. Once again, I'm just hung harder towards.
Starting point is 00:55:29 I wouldn't expect that about you. Because I heard his breakup with Joey King was messy. And this is just something that I heard. I heard this yesterday. I heard that he's a bad boyfriend. Oh my God. Yeah, I heard that whole situation was a little toxic, allegedly. So now I'm always skeptical of Jacob Lorde.
Starting point is 00:55:47 And I know he's like very baby girl coded now. Like everyone loves him. Like the gays love him, girls love him. And he's like a little girly. But I'm just skeptical, I think. I get that. I watched him on Actors on Actors and the way he was talking about his mom. I was like, I'm in love with this man.
Starting point is 00:55:59 What did he say about his mom? He was just like speaking so highly of her and like just the way he describes her. You've got to just watch it because he's so eloquent in the way he talks. I have no idea what words he was even using. What was it? Who was interviewing him? God, what's his name? He's from The Color Purple.
Starting point is 00:56:15 Yes. Oh, I haven't seen that one. Where do you watch actors on actors? I see everyone talk about it. On YouTube. Yeah. Oh, it's like on YouTube. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:56:22 Okay, because I always see people doing it. I don't watch it. It's so good. I was like, we should do an actors on actors. But I guess it's kind of like the podcast. Just interviewing each other? Yeah. Oh, it's like on YouTube. Yeah. Okay, because I always see people doing it. I don't watch it. It's so good. I was like, we should do an Actors on Actors, but I guess it's kind of like the podcast. Just interviewing each other? That's literally what we do every Monday. I feel like actors, that's kind of what a collab is, I feel. It's like podcasters on podcasters.
Starting point is 00:56:37 Because honestly, podcasting interviews are my favorite. The ones where you're also a podcaster. Because you're like, it's so funny, because Zach's thing was the same way, where it's like, they interview you. I feel like I'm being interviewed by you. And I know naturally that's how you know, just to ask're like – it's so funny because Zach's thing was the same way where it's like they like interview you. I feel like I'm being interviewed by you. And I know like naturally that's like how you know just to ask questions. But it's so funny. I feel like we're on Actors on Actors.
Starting point is 00:56:50 Well, I've never been good at asking questions. I'm like just now learning. You're so good at it. You're so good. I think it's like – Well, I want to ask you questions. That's why – I feel like it's when people come on and I'm like – Yeah.
Starting point is 00:56:59 That's how I was interviewing too. Like I could only interview people I was genuinely interested in because if I didn't like really care it was hard for me to like fake it and I felt like so awkward I'm the worst at faking a conversation that's why like if I run into somebody I know in public I'll hide I'm the same way I'll like go out of my way to avoid them like if I see him at the gym or something I'll like take the elevator down oh me too even since I was little if I was like with my grandma and I like saw someone from school I was like under a table still now if I saw you out in public I'm like let's just go this way I don't have the from school, I was like under a table. Still now, if I saw you out in public, I'm like, let's just go this way. No, I don't have the same exact way.
Starting point is 00:57:27 I feel like you and I are the same. I saw you recently say that you don't like to open DMs because it just gives you anxiety. Never. I'm exactly the same way. And I noticed because I went to go find your address today and I noticed that you hadn't opened my last DM. But I'm the same way because I'm like, it gives me like anxiety. I know.
Starting point is 00:57:43 I just can't do it. Like text anything. I don't even open text. I have Moses read most of my texts. I mean, just read what they say because, like, anxiety. I know. I just can't do it. Like, text anything. I don't even open text. I have Moses read most of my texts. I'm like, just read what they say because I, like, don't want to know. It makes me feel, like, weird for some reason. I don't know why. And it makes me feel so guilty for not, like, responding to a lot of people.
Starting point is 00:57:53 But I'm like, ugh. I'm just the worst. Just know that. When you DM'd me, I had the same. I was so anxious about it, too. I was like, because then I get, like, I was like, I don't want to respond to her too fast and then, like, annoy her. So I was like, I'm going to take my time.
Starting point is 00:58:04 No, that's not a good example. would be so excited you responded quick you responded fast yesterday i was like wow well they're fast and i open them i'm like okay we're having a conversation if i see it pop like you know when you have it open and you see it pop up at the top on instagram then that's when i'll look at it but i'm so bad at going to look like my boyfriend gets mad at me too because i've had like now i just have like a couple random like brands reach out and i always ignore him or i don't see him because I get anxious, and he gets mad. So he wants to start taking over for me. Oh.
Starting point is 00:58:27 Yeah. I would love to have somebody who just does it for me because I won't open them because I'm like, if they see that I haven't seen it, then there's no pressure to have response. That's how I feel. I just haven't seen it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I never saw it. It's true.
Starting point is 00:58:38 I never usually see much. Would you want your boyfriend to work with you, be a manager, be an assistant or something? Do you? No. So you don't want to work? You want to be separate? I don't think so. I'm thinking about that, like, we're about to go on tour.
Starting point is 00:58:52 I feel like I can't, like, Tana's going to have her boyfriend there. And I'm like, I can't imagine, like, bringing somebody. Wait, really? Just, like, especially touring, like, or, like, what we do, like, on stage and stuff is so, like, crazy. Wait, what do you do? Well, it's just, like, so crazy crude stories and like people talk about – People talk about – like we talk about all the guys we've dated and like kind of talk shit about people. And I'm like I can't imagine somebody who I like care about like watching me and being like, what the fuck?
Starting point is 00:59:18 But I feel like it's impressive because of everything that you have and all the people that know you. Like I think that's like a flex. But also just like I feel like I'd be up there, like, so. Would you be shy? I wouldn't be able to be myself. Yeah. Yeah, that's true. I guess when you start dating someone, you're, like, I guess it's weird to talk about, like,
Starting point is 00:59:33 your past. I don't know. But not really. I mean, I talk about my, I guess I really don't. I don't know. When you're dating someone, you're kind of, like, over talking about the past relationships. But I guess that's your thing. That's what you guys are due.
Starting point is 00:59:41 You guys talk about relationships. Well, I get scared that anybody, every time like I say something about my ex or like anyone I've talked to, I get afraid that anyone who's going to take or date me like moving forward is going to be afraid of me. That will happen probably. Yeah. Yeah. That's very Taylor Swift coded, I guess.
Starting point is 00:59:54 Definitely. As she says. But it's like Taylor, people are going to keep dating Taylor. People might get scared of me. They'll keep dating you. Trust me. Oh my God. A hundred percent.
Starting point is 01:00:02 All these guys will hate you. You got to have that mentality because it's, you're so, you're powerful. You know, you have power. You have influence. You got, you got us to get this sweater from, like, San Diego. We just copied. I don't think we've ever copied someone, like, post, like, so hard. I know.
Starting point is 01:00:15 Immediately. With the boots. Do we all have them? I know. We should take a little picture. Oh, yeah. That's a good idea. Did you just get those?
Starting point is 01:00:22 I got these. I ordered them, but I just wore them for the first time today. I need to get mine cleaned or something. Mine are like, I keep riding horses in mine. They're not horseback riding shoes. Horse are over here. Are you still on Reddit a lot looking or have you like pulled off? I'm on Reddit.
Starting point is 01:00:36 No, why? I'm on Reddit, Trish. What is it about it? Yours is hard. Like ours is very like, it's smaller and it's more like people who actually like us. Yeah, yours is so positive. I'm on that one too. Is yours negative?
Starting point is 01:00:50 Not always. It's like a mix. It's a cycle. Yeah. So why do you read it? Like good or bad, why do you read it? Because it doesn't affect you either way. I don't know.
Starting point is 01:00:57 It just feels like there's a group chat about me and I like want to be in it. I would not want to know the group chat about me. You got to stop. I mean, I guess you're in a good place now. You seem like – I know. I'm pretty like sane about me. You've got to stop. I mean, I guess you're in a good place now. You seem like – I know. I'm pretty, like, sane right now. So you can handle it.
Starting point is 01:01:08 So you can read something bad about you, and you're like, okay, yeah, that doesn't affect me. Yeah. And I got back on, like, when the whole scandal was happening because I was like, people, everyone was on my side. Yeah. I was like, let's go see what's going on in there. Yeah. I always want to read, too, when it's, like, positive. Like, people, like, like us right now.
Starting point is 01:01:22 So I'm like, I want to read when it's positive. But I know – But you don't know when it's going to switch. Oh, yeah. And then it's not – you can't, like, just stop once you see it's bad, I want to read them as positive, but I know, I just like, no. But you don't know when it's going to switch. Oh, yeah. And you can't like, just stop once you see it's bad. I don't go on,
Starting point is 01:01:28 even for research, I can't go on Reddit. Like I wanted to go on yours just to see like what, like the latest people are wanting to know. But I was like, I just, I don't even want to go on there.
Starting point is 01:01:34 I'm just like, no. I feel like it's inviting the energy back in. Yeah. And it's 2024. You're right. I know. And I promised you I wouldn't do it.
Starting point is 01:01:40 I get it though. I get it. It's addicting. I haven't done it since like August. And honestly, I just get blessings and blessings each month. It just stops. I only get positive stuff happening to me now. I get it though. I get it. It's addicting. I haven't done it since like August and honestly I just get blessings and blessings each month. It just stops. I only get positive stuff happening to me now. I swear it works. I like to like
Starting point is 01:01:49 engage with the people who actually watch though and like I said ours is like so it's also like well moderated. Your guys is like a fan page. Like just a straight up fan page. So ours is sweet because like everyone if anyone says anything that's like mean it just gets deleted before I can even see it.
Starting point is 01:02:05 I love that. So it's like even nicer than like the comment section on YouTube. Yeah, I don't know who the mods are in ours. I want to be a mod. Wait, there's moderators on Reddit? Who's the moderators? I don't know. It's a group of them.
Starting point is 01:02:15 And like anytime something is mean, they delete it before like we even see it. Shout out moderators. We should have them on the podcast. The cancel one is like, it's just like so much bigger. So you guys get a lot. I mean, you have so much love, but then there's also people who just like want to be snarky. But it's the same like six people. It's literally the same.
Starting point is 01:02:28 I can name all their usernames, all the people who hate me. Really? Do you know them personally? Like. No, but if I ever see that girl. Wait, well, no. I have a particular one I mention in every live show because I hate her. Wait, why?
Starting point is 01:02:40 What did she say about you? Everything horrible. Like what? The pick me girl wasn't bad. If you go to her. No, like it's bad. But like, I don't even, say about you? Everything horrible. Like what? The Picnic Girl wasn't bad. If you go to her, no, like it's bad. But like I don't even, I can't even say it. But like if I go to her thing, you can see all the comments that people have left.
Starting point is 01:02:52 Like she's crazy about Reddit. Like you can literally just see every single thing that they've commented on. Oh, them being obsessed. And all she does is comment. Like she doesn't even, she has never commented on anything ever on Reddit that isn't about me. So what did she comment on? Like, it can't be your looks. Like, there's absolutely zero thing to say about your looks.
Starting point is 01:03:08 No, it's like – Personality. I'm trying to think of what it would be. Me just saying, like, all these things. Like, what is that? It's personality. It's just like – she just says, like, I don't even want to. I feel like an insult on personality is not bad because it's like, okay.
Starting point is 01:03:22 Like, if someone said, like, oh, my God, this person has zero personality, it's like – I mean, that's the worst thing someone could say it's not that bad right especially because like so many people love you i feel like but it's hard because like even if you have like a lot of people that send you love like i for me too it's like that negative one there was i remember there's like one comment where someone was like called me like classist or whatever because i said like people should be tipped and i'm like how is that and it sticks with me. That's like reverse process. I know, that's what I said.
Starting point is 01:03:47 And I'm just like, or someone said I was like dumb for not knowing when Five Nights at Freddy's came out. And I was like, I literally have a college degree. What's Five Nights at Freddy's? You don't know Five Nights at Freddy's? Reddit getter. Just kidding. Wait, what is it?
Starting point is 01:03:59 You don't know Five Nights at Freddy's? What is it? I can't wait to meet you, to join the animatronic. I've seen you do it. Oh, that's it? Wait, it's with Josh? No, you made five ways to say. What is it? I can't wait to meet you, to join the animatronic. I've seen you do it. Oh, that's it? Wait, it's with Josh? I thought you made that up. No.
Starting point is 01:04:09 I did, actually. Josh Hutchinson. Do you know him? Uh-huh. He plays Pete Unhunger. I love him. He's little, right? We love a short king.
Starting point is 01:04:18 Me too. He is great. I love him. I loved him in Bridge to Terabithia. Oh, me too. Oh, wait, I forgot about that. I used to love that book. He's so cute.
Starting point is 01:04:26 How would you describe Friday Night at Freddy's? I don't know. It's about Chuck E. Cheese. It's like a Chuck E. Cheese horror movie. Yeah. Where the animatronics kill children. I don't like horror movies. I don't either, but it's a cute one.
Starting point is 01:04:36 It's like cute little animatronics. I don't know. I've heard the song. Can't wait to meet you. Which is not even in the movie. It's not in the movie, but they're doing a sequel, so maybe it'll be in the sequel. I can't believe it. You're on TikTok all the time.
Starting point is 01:04:47 It's very TikTok coded, right? Yeah. Okay. But maybe. It's a video game. I didn't know about the video game, and I didn't even know about the movie, but I love the TikTok sounds. So I started watching, and then I watched the movie, and the TikTok sounds weren't even
Starting point is 01:04:59 in there. So I don't know. But that's how I feel when I love a song on a soundtrack, and then it's not even in the movie. Yeah. Really? That happens? All the time soundtrack and then it's not even in the movie. Yeah. Really? That happens? Olivia Rodrigo's new one for Hunger Games.
Starting point is 01:05:09 It's on the credits. It's the best song in the whole movie. Well, at least it's in the credits. I thought Addison Rae was supposed to be on Mean Girls or something. Oh, really? Someone said that on the soundtrack. I'm like, is she in the movie? I don't know.
Starting point is 01:05:18 So many influencers are in Mean Girls. Wait, really? I'm like, where was my invite? Oh, you saw it. Oh, yeah. We have to talk about the brand deals that you get, though. That's how you know you're an it girl. Can we get those brand deals?
Starting point is 01:05:27 You are the it girl. When you're doing an ad for Taylor Swift, I'm like, you've made it. No one else had that. Who got sponsored to talk about reputation? What is it? Era's Tour. I don't even know. Well, it was for Prime Video.
Starting point is 01:05:38 No, it was for Taylor personally. It was for Taylor. Taylor literally called me. But it was for an Era's movie. You had to talk about that. Yeah, it was. And honestly, I would have done it for free just to be like, got. You had to talk about that. Yeah, it was. And honestly, I would have done it for free just to be like, I got an Eras tour sponsorship.
Starting point is 01:05:49 Oh, my God. And you got paid. You got paid for it. I did. That was, like, really nice. Honestly, I'm – well, actually, that one was my old manager who got it for me. But the new managers I'm with now, like, they – they're so good. Wow.
Starting point is 01:05:59 You're brand friendly. You're so brand friendly, though. So I think that's what's good. I'm trying. I feel like it's – but some brands, – I have like one brand that I'm so obsessed with. I buy everything that they have. Is it Tarte?
Starting point is 01:06:09 No. Oh. I'm scared to say because they – but they think I'm so off brand. They won't let me like have anything to do with it. Who would you be off brand for? You would be surprised because I literally wear it every single day and I can't – I'm afraid to say it because like what if they just – what if they change their minds? Or it's yeah.
Starting point is 01:06:22 Oh, so – Aloe. Really? Do they sponsor people? I feel like, do they sponsor? Yeah. But wait, you're so on brand. You're like petite and. No, I think I just, they're so particular about who they let represent.
Starting point is 01:06:35 But I'm like, that's so shitty because I literally wear it every day. I love Aloe. I try to squeeze into it. They only go up to larges though. Really? Me trying to squeeze into a larges. Oh, then that's stupid. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:06:44 Well, well, maybe you want to get that brand deal. I love them. I'm trying to help you. No, that's stupid. Yeah, they only go up to larges, though. Really? Me trying to squeeze into a larges. Oh, then that's stupid. Yeah. Whoa, whoa. Maybe you want to get that brand deal. I love them. I'm trying to help you. No, that's stupid. Yeah, they only go up to larges. Well, Aritzia 2 only is one size. Yeah, what's the deal with Aritzia? Well, I'm not really on the Aritzia kick anymore.
Starting point is 01:06:53 You are. Your bodysuits are Aritzia. No, it's not. Well, yeah, but I haven't shopped there in like a really long time. We were talking about it yesterday. Why should we wear the Aritzia bodysuits that? But they don't fit me. They might fit you.
Starting point is 01:07:04 You're actually skinny legend lately. So they could fit you. They made a couple months. No, I think they'd fit you. I don't know. I'm off. It's so expensive for like not any reason. Like how much for like one of those jumpsuits?
Starting point is 01:07:14 A jumpsuit? Well, a jumpsuit's not like – it'll be like $100. But like an outfit or like a pair of jeans, there's like $300. Oh, my God. And they're one size jeans? No. They're like – They have sizes. Yeah, they have sizes. But like – There's no – no jeans should be $300. Oh my god. And they're one size jeans? No. They're like. They have sizes. Yeah, they have sizes
Starting point is 01:07:26 but like. Two. There's no, no jeans should be $300. That's wild. Oh my god, I can't even imagine. I don't, I feel like I could be a bill, I could be Kylie Jenner and I'd be like, why would I pay $300 for a pair of jeans? Yeah. People do though. People be spending the money. Was your coat Kylie? Was it the Kai?
Starting point is 01:07:42 Your black one that you wore today? No. It's just, it's like a random. It looked like a Kai one. I was like, oh, it's so cute. And this one's cute. I like this one. This one is. The next time you come, we'll be in that. This is like.
Starting point is 01:07:51 Like, where did you get this? What? This, no, this new brand, they are so much cheaper than like Aritzia and stuff. It's called Adenola and I keep ordering from there because they're so much cheaper than. And White Fox you get sponsored by. White Fox. Which is everything. I always want to wear them too, but also campaign.
Starting point is 01:08:04 But I love their stuff. Their stuff is cute. Every time you wear wear them too. But also Camping. But I love their stuff. Their stuff is cute. Every time you wear the pink one I was like oh I want that one. You're like I've been wearing this all day in every social media post. I'm like I've seen it. I love it. Can't order it though. I tried to.
Starting point is 01:08:12 I was going to wear it today because it's pink. It was so cute. I never buy pink anything. And you've been wearing it like you have been wearing it in all your social posts. So I was like oh maybe I should wear it today. I was wearing it to all my little Mean Girls things. Like I said I don't own anything pink. So it's like I have to wear my one pink thing. So did you, how many
Starting point is 01:08:26 sponsorships did you get with Mean Girls? Were you sponsored for how many events? No, well just, most of it was just like invited, but I did one like actual deal with them for the brunch. Everybody was there. Oh my God. All the influencer girlies were there. I was so embarrassed because we had to make like a TikTok to a certain sound. And I like- Oh, the lines where everyone's quoting a line? Yeah. But I like, I made the same exact TikTok as Stassi Baby. Like her and I like Oh the lines where everyone's quoting a line? Yeah but I like I made the same exact TikTok as Stassi Baby like her and I were like in the same outfit
Starting point is 01:08:48 we did the same line and then we did the same TikTok and I'm like people already think I copy everything she does. Really? What was your line? She probably oh I forget.
Starting point is 01:08:56 Do you know what everyone says about you? Was that you? No it was you could be really hot if you changed like everything and then Oh.
Starting point is 01:09:04 But I just feel like everyone already thinks I copy her and I was like, what the fuck? We have like the same exact cat. Wait, really? Exactly the same cat's the weirdest thing. Did you, are you like a fan of hers or no? I love her. So maybe like subconsciously, like sometimes I do that.
Starting point is 01:09:18 Like I see something and I just buy it. But then I'm like, oh my God, am I literally turning into this person? Maybe they, or no. You think it's like. It was just a coincidence. I don't know. I feel like I like, I follow her and I like, like what she does, but I'm definitely, oh my God, am I literally turning into this person? Maybe they, or no. You think it's like. It was just a coincidence. I don't know. I feel like I like, I follow her and I like, like what she does, but I'm definitely, I don't know. I didn't buy my cat like to match her cat.
Starting point is 01:09:31 Okay. I don't actually don't know who had the cat first. You did? Did you? Which one? Um, it's the same breeder that, uh, from, uh, that's Olivia. Oh, you're a breeder cat. One.
Starting point is 01:09:43 One of them. Wait, what's your cat? You're not a breeder cat? I got her from the, um, petfinder.com. Me too. My second one's from petfinder. Oh, you're a breeder cat. One. One of them. Wait, what's your cat? You're not a breeder cat? I got her from the Petfinder.com. Me too. My second one's from Petfinder. Oh, you did? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:09:49 What's Petfinder? You literally just go on. You can say, like, I want a kitten or whatever. And I just look at the pictures until someone jumped out at me. And I swear. That's weird, too. How do you know they're not stolen? They could be.
Starting point is 01:10:01 Yeah. Someone could have stolen someone's cat. Like, you want this cat? Finders keepers. Yeah. That's what I'm saying. Like, you want this cat? Finders keepers. Yeah. That's what I'm saying. Someone just steals it and they're like, this is your cat now. I don't know.
Starting point is 01:10:09 Mine was like she had been adopted by somebody and then she was microchipped and she ran away and they called the people who microchipped her and they were like, hey, we found your cat and they just never came to get her. Oh my gosh. So they just kept it then. Yeah. And I was like, that's so me. I was like, no one ever came to get me.
Starting point is 01:10:25 I was like, that's like a cute like storyline. But that happened with Murph? Yeah. Oh my God. Do you have the chip in Murph? The same one or you had to get a new one? I have the same one, but they're going to call whoever gave it to me and I feel like she'll just call me.
Starting point is 01:10:37 Yeah. Because you're going to get another cat, right? You're trying to go out. After tour, I want to get a second cat. So you have two cats? So cats, people just love cats. I think if you have two cats, they're easier than having one cat. They play with each other, like kids.
Starting point is 01:10:49 Right now, mine just wants to scratch the couch. What is your couch? Is it restoration hardware? You have a white one I saw. I got it at a Facebook marketplace. It was really cheap. Thank God, because now it's destroyed. People die off there, too, Facebook marketplace. Really? It's like a brand, but they sell on Facebook Marketplace.
Starting point is 01:11:06 I think the brand is like Sabtex. Oh, so they ship it to you. It's not someone like come into your house or you're going to their house. No, they fully came to somebody or they came to my house. Like it was like these two people who came to my house brought me on the couch. But it was amazing. Sounds scary. It looked cute.
Starting point is 01:11:16 It lasted. But it's like normally those couches are like $10,000. No, I thought it looked like a cloud or something like that. It was very – It's really comfortable, but I need to get a new one. I need to get a material that my cat won't scratch. Yeah, because I have a CB2 couch, but I have to keep it covered all the time
Starting point is 01:11:29 because of my cats. What's CB2? I love CB2. It's like a green barrel, but it's like the cheaper green barrel, kind of. It's like, yeah. But it's still like, yeah. And they scratch it or no? I have to keep it covered, otherwise they do. I have so many scratching posts, you just won't scratch them. Yeah. Why do they scratch? What's the point of it? It's instinctual. I think he would cover it. Otherwise, they do. I have so many scratching posts. She just won't scratch them. Yeah. Why do they scratch?
Starting point is 01:11:45 What's the point of it? It's instinctual. I think it's to make their nails shorter or to cut down their nails. Oh. But you can cut their nails, but then they have to sharpen them anyway. What does a cat do for you? What does it fulfill? She made me happy.
Starting point is 01:11:59 Okay. I'm not kidding at all. It was like an antidepressant. I could just never die because she's my cat and I have to take care of her. I mean, one day you will. And then what happens to the cat? What happens to the cat when someone dies? Do you ever think about that?
Starting point is 01:12:11 The cat just. Well, I'm hoping. As much as I love her, I do hope I outlive her. She's a cat. How long do they live for? Well, they just made an injection that you can give a cat. It could be a rumor, but it's supposed to make their cats be able to live till like 30. Oh my God.
Starting point is 01:12:24 But usually, but the brand or the brand. Sponsor the cat. The brand was crazy. My cat is a, well, they said she's, I don't, honestly, I don't think she's a Russian blue. I think that somebody scammed me because she's off Pet Finder. Yeah. They should say whatever. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:12:41 But she looks like one. Do you have to pay on Pet Finder? An adoption fee. It's like a hundred dollars. Yeah. Okay. looks like one. Do you have to pay on Pet Finder? An adoption fee. It's like $100. Oh, okay. So it really is. But like for happiness? Are you kidding? If somebody held her for ransom, I would pay like every dollar I had.
Starting point is 01:12:51 Don't say that. Don't say that. No. Someone's going to come steal your cat. But she's supposed to live to be like 20. Yeah. They will forever. Interesting.
Starting point is 01:13:00 Why do they say a cat has nine lives? Can they like, do you think they can survive? Well, mine fell off a balcony one time and she was not doing well. Oh, my God. But she's fine now. Yeah. So that's why. So it was really traumatic.
Starting point is 01:13:09 Was that her first life? Yeah. So I think she might have eight. Okay. I believe it for sure. Like, you know, you always see cats, like, almost getting hit by cars. He lived in an alleyway with cats and there would be, like, a hundred cats there. And those cats would just live through everything.
Starting point is 01:13:20 Like, the alleyway always had cars coming through. It's crazy. I, like, worry about her sometimes when she, like, eats, like, a certain thing. And then I'm like, cats can survive, like, in a dumpster. That's what I was through everything. Like the alleyway, I always had cars coming through. It is crazy. I like worry about her sometimes when she like eats like a certain thing. And then I'm like, cats can survive like in a dumpster. That's what I was too. I was, oh, every time anything would happen, I would just like run to the emergency. And it's so expensive, but I was always so afraid. But now I'm kind of just like.
Starting point is 01:13:36 Me too. Mine fell off the balcony and she was like limping. Her arm was like sideways. And I took her to every single vet in town. And everyone was like, this is not an emergent situation. I go, tell her that. Oh my God. That's wild. They're like, it's an an emergent situation. I go, tell her that. Oh, my God, that's wild. They're like, it's an emergency to me.
Starting point is 01:13:47 They're like, bring her back on Monday. I'm like, wait, can she walk on it? Was she able to like put pressure on it? She was just so mad at me. She made me hold it for like three days straight. Yeah, that's crazy. The one that he had, like they literally still come back. It's like a cat like three years later in an alley,
Starting point is 01:14:00 like not being taken by anyone. And he's like, come back. That's like so many people have like outside cats and they just let them out and they'll come back. And like I could never. I could never either. Yeah, it's crazy.
Starting point is 01:14:09 They just come back around. It's like, wow. It's so dangerous. They eat mice if you have mice. Well, you live in a nice place. You have like a penthouse. But if you're in a house. I wish I had mice.
Starting point is 01:14:16 I had mice in my sorority house and it's like crazy. Did the cats eat? Oh, you didn't have a cat then. I didn't have a cat then. But the cats, they'll eat the mice for you. But like I think like if I have kids, I mean, hopefully we'll have kids within the next 10 years. So Murphy will still be alive. So Murphy's going to be my kid's first pet too.
Starting point is 01:14:30 Aww. That would be so cute. I feel like cats and kids go well together maybe. I don't know. I think so. With some. Some cats are crazy. I always see on TikTok when they introduce like the newborn to the cat and the cat's always like, eh.
Starting point is 01:14:40 I can't wait to have a cat or a kid so that I have an excuse to be like, oh, well, she has to have a cat too. Yeah. Oh, so then you'll have like three cats. I want to have at least like 10. So if you get a second cat, we'll be the same. We get it off Pet Finder. Yeah. I feel like now, I feel like you're not like I could get in trouble for that.
Starting point is 01:14:54 Did you get in trouble for getting it? Well, mine was a gift. Oh, then that's like a blue pole. What's her name? Her name is, her name is Beth. I know. I love how people give like real names to their animals. It's always like John.
Starting point is 01:15:05 Me too. I used to have a cat named Miranda. Really? Yeah. And then my mom told me that she got run over by a car and she said she saw her smushed in the street. Oh my God. She told me that.
Starting point is 01:15:15 I was like five and I was so traumatized. I was like, oh my God, Miranda got smashed by a car. And then I went to my mom's friend's house a few weeks later and she was there. Oh my God. Was your mom a liar too? Yeah. Well, she was like avoiding response, but like she didn't want to be like, I gave your cat away.
Starting point is 01:15:30 So instead she let me think it was smashed in the street. That's worse. Yeah. Also describe it so vividly. Cause it's like she passed away. Yeah. Like she could have, she could have, she ran away. So did you keep the cat?
Starting point is 01:15:39 Did you take it back? No. Miranda was gone for good. Oh my God. Why'd you name him Miranda? Like Miranda writes. Linda McWill Miranda. Miranda writes. I my God. Why'd you name him Miranda? Like Miranda writes. Well, Miranda. Miranda writes.
Starting point is 01:15:47 I don't know why someone would name it that. I don't know why her name was Miranda, but I think if I got another cat, I might name her Miranda and like as an ode to Miranda. Oh, well, maybe the soul came back in Miranda because I'm sure that cat's dead. Oh yeah. Miranda probably is. She's out of here. Come back in this next one.
Starting point is 01:16:03 I guess she could technically. No, she's probably dead. I have a feeling the cats don't come back as cats. They probably come back as a person or something. Yeah, I think Taylor Swift used to be a cat. Oh, for sure. Did you see her in Cats? She looked like a cat. That was the only movie in history I've ever walked out of. Yeah, that was awful. I went and saw it with my dad on Christmas.
Starting point is 01:16:19 We were like... I love musicals. I love Cats the musical and that movie was horrible. Really? I loved it. I had a couple friends in Cats, like real Cats. On Broadway? Yeah, and so I was like all excited to see it, and then I was like, why is Jason Derulo here? Jason Derulo's everywhere. Jason Derulo.
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Starting point is 01:17:19 and innovative payment solutions. Learn more at visa.ca slash fintech. I got support. He's got new swag. I think I got to support her. She's got the swag. I so feel that way, though. My God, I just got,
Starting point is 01:17:30 I have to support my... I have to support the small upcoming artists. Oh, I feel that way, too. I always just feel like that's how they need it. Like, you know what I mean? You were saying how you, like,
Starting point is 01:17:38 buy the music and stuff. On iTunes, yeah. I think it's a way to go. I still do. I think it's just, you know, everyone needs support. That's the economy. That's how you stimulate it. You just got to spend money. Do people... I wonder how you. I still do. I think it's just, you know, everyone needs support. That's the economy. That's how you stimulate it.
Starting point is 01:17:45 You just got to spend money. Do people, I wonder how you make money from streaming. Isn't it like for every thousand views you make like. A penny or something. You make like nothing. Like seven cents or something. Or like a, I don't know. But I don't think I can survive.
Starting point is 01:17:55 It's literally something like that. Yeah. It's like artists usually make their money from touring, which is good for you. Yeah. I know how fun it is. Superstar over here. That's great. Are you going to announce it soon? Is the date coming up? Yeah, we announce it. Yeah, I know how fun it is. Superstar over here. That's great. Are you going to announce it soon?
Starting point is 01:18:05 Is the date coming up? Yeah, we announce it next week, I think. We're shooting the photos in like three days. What's your photo shoot concept? I don't know if I should say it. Well, I can't. Is it based on something? Like you guys cosplay?
Starting point is 01:18:18 It's based on the title of the tour. Oh. Oh, there's a title. Was there a title in the first one? It's just canceled, right? Yeah. The first one was just canceled one? It's just canceled, right? Yeah. The first one was just canceled tour. Ooh, is this like canceled colon something?
Starting point is 01:18:30 No. Okay. It's going to be like, you're going to be really underwhelmed. Matt Rife is exposed tour. No. What is it going to be called? What's his tour called? Problematic World Tour.
Starting point is 01:18:42 Wait, is that what this is called? Yeah. That's so random. Is it random? Problematic World Tour. Wait, is that what this is called? Yeah. That's so random. Is it random? Problematic? Well, now, I guess. But before, everyone loved him, so he wasn't problematic, right? Isn't that his whole thing?
Starting point is 01:18:52 When he came on Cancel, he was like, I don't really do anything problematic. But now he is. Now he's problematic. I guess it's fitting. He manifested it. He did. Yeah. He's so good.
Starting point is 01:18:59 Okay, so there's a title, and you're going to do it based off the title. How do you feel about being on the bus aspect of it? That's what we were talking about. I'm terrified. I'm terrified just because, like, I loved Hannah to death, but we fought the whole time on the last tour. Like, literally, like, nonstop. I don't think we ever, like, we're not fighting. So now we're on a bus together.
Starting point is 01:19:20 Like, at least we had separate rooms then. Oh. Did you guys actually fight? Like, what's a fight look like? Like, what is an actual fight? We were fighting then. Did you guys actually fight? Like, what's a fight look like? Like, what is an actual fight? We were fighting that. Like, are you yelling? Like, what's a fight?
Starting point is 01:19:29 Like, you're yelling, you're cussing, you don't talk to each other. But all of the above. That's why. I know, because even the Dornsgate thing, I was like, that doesn't seem like that big of a fight. No, it wasn't about that. Well, the problem with the way we were touring before was it was, like, flights and hotels and, like, sprinters and stuff.
Starting point is 01:19:44 So it was, like, getting Tana one place is one thing. But like having to get her into a lobby and then into a car and then onto a plane. You know what I mean? It's really hard. And you're very punctual. Yeah. And it's like it was important. Like we couldn't miss things.
Starting point is 01:19:59 So like. Yeah. It'd be like, oh, she's not awake. And it's like, okay, well, that's crazy because our meet and greet is right now. Which is crazy though because a lot of artists in general just like will show up an hour late to stay. Like so many people are like that. But I'm like, oh, she's not awake. And it's like, okay, well, that's crazy because our meet and greet is right now. Which is crazy, though, because a lot of artists in general just, like, will show up an hour late to stay. Like, so many people are like that. But I'm like, you rush up early. She knows that.
Starting point is 01:20:11 So she's like, oh, it's fine. We'll do it all the time. And it's true. And we never really actually got in trouble for it. But I am so, like, anxious that I couldn't handle it. I'm the exact same way. I don't like to be, like, anything. Like, you come time.
Starting point is 01:20:20 You're the only guest who comes early, like, truly. So. Well, you should. You know, I was all around. I was driving all around. I went to Gelson's. I went to Starbucks. I love it over here.
Starting point is 01:20:29 We did that when we came to cancel. We were there, like, we were already an hour early. And then, I think, Paige texted. I was like, can you come, like, an hour later? And I was like, oh, okay. So, then we're like, we'll go eat. We'll go whatever. We still shot it up, like, 30 minutes.
Starting point is 01:20:39 I'm like, we'll just go, I guess. I know. I think I saw you guys. Didn't you guys do a mukbang? Yeah. We went and got the mac and cheese grilled cheese. It's so good. It was fine. Wait, where is it from? Oh, it and cheese grilled cheese. It's so good. It was fine.
Starting point is 01:20:45 Wait, where is that from? Oh, it's called The Melt. It's on La Brea in Santa Monica. Oh, I need it. Oh, it was so good. Have you had it? I used to live with Littery right there. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 01:20:54 It's delicious. It was the best thing. We did that, too. I did a podcast close to there last time, and we got it there. So I know a lot of people there were like, okay, we'll go there. But it was one of those things where I was like, oh, we were. I need to try it. I love everything. I didn't eat anything but macaroni and cheese until I was like 19.
Starting point is 01:21:09 I used to only eat mac and cheese. That's all I eat. I loved it. My grandma was like such an enabler and my grandpa was like, you can't let her eat that. Why? Because it's all I ate. The only thing I ate. It's protein and like berries. It's crazy. It's like thinking about how I used to eat when I was like young. Like I don't know how I don't have like congenital heart failure
Starting point is 01:21:25 what'd you eat what was your thing were you yeah what would you eat what was your like crime my dad would like and I was like in
Starting point is 01:21:32 like elementary school he would like bring me like a 20 piece chicken nugget like meal to like school that's the I was McDonald's my grandma would take me
Starting point is 01:21:40 to McDonald's on the way to school and I'd get McDonald's pancakes and then I'd eat like a calzone or something at lunch for school or at lunch or for lunch at school.
Starting point is 01:21:47 Then as a snack after school, I'd get a Big Mac. Oh my God. Like it was always McDonald's before and after school. And then I'd have dinner. My grandparents are old, so we'd have dinner at five and then I'd have like a Stouffer's like TV dinner at nine. Oh, that's light though. Stouffer's is light.
Starting point is 01:22:03 Is it? Those are tiny. Yeah. I always think that. I should go back to frozen food. The portions are good. Oh, that's light, though. Stouffer's is light. Is it? Those are tiny. Yeah, I always think that. I should go back to frozen food. The portions are good. I love frozen food. Me too.
Starting point is 01:22:09 People at my house, they'll open my freezer and be like, are you kidding? It's like White Castle cheeseburgers, Dino Nuggets, like, Hot Pocket. Trader Joe's has good frozen food, too.
Starting point is 01:22:17 So good. They're mac and cheese balls and stuff. Yeah. Oh, it's all I have. Do you get stopped a lot in public, like, if you go to Target? Not really. Like, more so recently. I feel like recently is the only time I've ever gotten public, like if you go to Target? Not really. Like more so recently.
Starting point is 01:22:26 I feel like recently is the only time I've ever gotten stopped. Yeah, you're on your up and up. You're like – I saw this girl yesterday. I had this girl recently. She's like kind of a friend of mine, and she like was just weighing – or like laying it down for me. Like you need to elevate.
Starting point is 01:22:41 You're not doing anything right. Like tell me all this stuff. It was so crazy. She was telling me like straight up. She's like, so long as you're working with this brand, not doing anything right. Wait, what? It was so crazy. She was telling me straight up. She was like, so long as you're working with this brand, this brand, and this brand, no one's going to take you seriously. She was telling me all this stuff, and I was like, wait, Amazon Prime, Mean Girls? No, this was five months ago or so, and I went on the podcast and talked about it
Starting point is 01:22:58 because I was like, I couldn't believe that she was saying all this to me. And then I ran into her yesterday on a hike, and she was like, I see you're doing so well lately. I was like, hmm. Oh, maybe she thinks it's her doing it. She's like, you're welcome. I know. She's like, she's like, look at you elevated. I hate when so many people will do that. They like take credit for like, oh, you're so much better because of this person or this. And like, no, it's like literally because of me, not you Demi. Well, she was just saying,
Starting point is 01:23:20 she was like, you need to turn down brand deals. I like I can't turn down brand oh my gosh I could probably could have but I didn't want to yeah I won't turn down a brand deal we don't get brand deals I'll turn down like something that's like I really won't use that but if it's like a good quality product like what what's something you've turned down like any I won't do any gadgets like laser out at home laser hair removal oh really I always get like people you know those things you put on your stomach and it, like... Crunches you? Yeah, I'm like... I love those.
Starting point is 01:23:48 I don't think they work, right? So I always do those fit belts. Those are so good. I've never tried one, but I'm like, if I posted that, I could never, like, I couldn't ever live with myself. That makes sense, though. You're in a fitness girl era, so I feel like it would make sense. You wear the track suits.
Starting point is 01:24:01 But I only wear the track suit. But that's all you need. Weren't you doing some, like some ab crunches the other day? Was I? Oh, I went on a hike yesterday. I tried to do a pull-up. You're a fitness. I thought it was ab crunches too. No, you were definitely
Starting point is 01:24:15 doing some kind of ab thing. I ran into Harry Jowsey on the hike yesterday. Oh my gosh. I literally was at the very bottom. I had just started. Talking to him for a second. He goes, are you out of breath right now? I go, oh my God. I was so mortified.
Starting point is 01:24:31 I go, oh, I parked really far. I wanted to be like, oh, I was actually doing burpees around the corner. But I'm like, I parked really far. And then I thought about it. I'm not kidding. You couldn't have parked closer. And I have such a recognizable car now. Yeah, your Bronco's famous.
Starting point is 01:24:44 I was like, oh my God, all he has to do is walk right out the gate and my car's right there. And he's like, are you out of breath? Oh my God. I was huffing and puffing too. I was like, oh my God, are you skipping leg days? F*** you. That's wild.
Starting point is 01:24:58 Sometimes I'd cry. I'm always like, I'm out of breath sitting here. People are always like, yeah. It's hard. I was doing the easy run in too and I was like. Oh, you had a run in. Is that still the trendy spot? I remember everybody still had a run in.
Starting point is 01:25:08 I saw so many people. I knew there yesterday. I'm not going back. It's like the Grove. That's the worst. Seeing people you know when you work out is like literally the worst. I know. Well, I don't like seeing, like I just told you I want to avoid everybody that I see.
Starting point is 01:25:20 And you can't. Like there's no, what am I going to do? Jump in a bush? Do you wear a hat? I did wear a hat, so I was like, but, I mean.
Starting point is 01:25:27 I almost wore a hat today because Brooke wears hats all the time. I love hats. I literally, on Monday, almost wore a hat to be like Brooke.
Starting point is 01:25:34 Oh, a little, well, next Monday. There's always next Monday. Every time I go on another podcast, I wear a hat because it makes me feel like
Starting point is 01:25:40 no one can see me. I love when you guys wear hats because Tana does too. I bought a black hat because you guys, and I'm like, but it just doesn't look good on me. I have a huge hat and it looks stupid.
Starting point is 01:25:46 I just love a good like dad hat. It looks good. Me and Tana are in a fight right now about merch because she wants a trucker hat and I want a dad hat. Do both. I don't look good in trucker hats at all. I don't either. If I wore a trucker hat, people would be like, what? I think Tana's the only one who could get away with that because she has those blonde extensions.
Starting point is 01:26:01 So it gives you Paris Hilton Y2K vibes. But anyone else like my short hair, it just looks like you're like a hillbilly. It just makes my head look enormous. Bulbous. Yeah. Yeah. They're like puffy. I'm definitely dad cap for sure.
Starting point is 01:26:11 Me too. I love dad everything. Dad shoes. Dad jeans. What's a dad shoes? Like a New Balance kind of. Like a New Balance like sneaker. Oh, that's Moses' favorite.
Starting point is 01:26:20 He does. He wears New Balances all the time. That's a very dad shoe. That's like my favorite. If I could wear only one shoe forever, I'd New Balance. Maybe I'll do it. I'm like, New Balance. He does. He wears New Balances all the time. That's a very dad shoe. That's like my favorite. If I could wear only one shoe forever, I'd New Balance. Maybe I'll do it. I'm like, New Balance. New Balance. I try, my dream for 2024 is to only have
Starting point is 01:26:32 brand deals that I really actually wear. Oh, man. It's not that I do brand deals for things that I don't do. You wear the white box all the time. Sometimes I'll do a skincare brand or something that I hadn't tried before I got the brand deal. I'll use it after that. I want to do shampoo that I hadn't tried before I got the brand deal and I'll use it after that. But yeah, I want to use – I want to do like –
Starting point is 01:26:47 That you actually like. Like shampoo that I already use and like – Aloe. That's what I want. Aloe, New Balance, Tarte, Celsius. That's right. Because right now I'm in the era of like anyone who messages me and I see it, I'll respond yes.
Starting point is 01:26:58 I said yes to Feastables, Inkbox, random things that I've never used. Those are good ones. Do you get paid for Feastables? No. Of course not. Okay. Well, okay. I don't know. Maybe. What if I did start? I mean, I love you. You should that I'll never use. Those are good ones. Do you get paid for Feastables? No, of course not. Okay. Well, okay. I don't know.
Starting point is 01:27:06 Maybe. What if I did start? I mean, kind of love. You should. I hope you do. You get the brand deals. 100%. I never do.
Starting point is 01:27:11 Yeah, you should. My goal is a rug from Ruggable, a mattress from really anywhere, and then we have to get a fish tank. I got my low bed when I had like 50 followers. What is it? Low? Low mattress. Shut up, low. It's amazing. Well, I get the most compliments on it. Really? Do. What is it? Low? Low mattress. Shut up, low.
Starting point is 01:27:26 And it's amazing. Well, I get the most compliments on it. Really? Do you still have it? Mm-hmm. What size do you want? My frame is a queen, so I'll start with a queen. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 01:27:34 I love it. Oh, my God. Yeah, I'll say queen. I'm scared to mention any brands. They immediately say they don't want to be associated with me. I once tweeted that. I'm like, I love my me and these because it's all we wore. And they're literally like, we have no association with this person.
Starting point is 01:27:45 Like, take down your photo. I was like, oh my God. Like, I'm scared to mention any brand. I'm not associated with anyone. I never get sponsored. If somebody ever said something like that to me, I would literally, maybe I would just wear them for the rest of my life. I just keep posting them.
Starting point is 01:27:57 You're dying enough. Like, yeah, was it? Remember when like. Snooki. Yes. Yes. How did you know I was going to say that? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:28:03 I feel like that would just be such a like, oh, you don't want to be associated with me? Watch this. But then it's like, who are we really? Yeah. Like who is getting punished in that situation? Because wasn't she like carrying like Louis Vuittons? Louis Vuittons and Gucci. So like.
Starting point is 01:28:15 So that she would promote somebody else. I'm like, why? I don't understand the whole off-brand thing because it's like people are buying it because Snooki's carrying it. I agree. In my opinion. Yeah. I don't know. It's just like appealing to more people if you go like off brand it's just like a different type of person that you're like marketing towards like why do you want to market towards one specific yeah like that that's what i was mad about the mr situation like why do you
Starting point is 01:28:37 want to switch up and like market yourself to one specific niche type of like that's weird like it just makes you look stupid. He just sounds kind of dumb because that is the weirdest thing. It's like, okay, this is your fan base. You know this is your fan base and you're just gonna be like, I hate all of you.
Starting point is 01:28:50 I don't want to be like with you. That's the weirdest thing to me. I don't know. It's crazy. I'll take anyone who wants to be a fan. Same, yeah. Well, I don't want straight guys
Starting point is 01:28:59 but everyone else I'll take. I don't want a straight guy as my fan. I don't think I want straight guys either. Although I don't think I even really have to, we don't have to worry about it.
Starting point is 01:29:07 We're the girly podcast. It's crazy. When I see straight people podcasts or straight guy podcasts, I'm just like cringe. All of it's cringe. It's like the Joe Rogan people. They're just like a lot,
Starting point is 01:29:15 you know what I mean? When I just see them in like real life. Well, there was one straight people podcast and they're talking about washcloths are for poor people. I was like, I do not want to be a part of this straight people's podcast.
Starting point is 01:29:22 What do rich people use? They're like, use your hand, dummy. That's of this straight people's podcast. What do rich people use if not a water thing? They're like, use your hand, dummy. That's what they said. For what? Washing your body. That's ridiculous.
Starting point is 01:29:31 What do you wash with? How do you wash your body? A loofah. Okay. Wow, loofah girlies. I don't wash that girly, but I, well, washcloth,
Starting point is 01:29:38 I feel like I, if I leave it in the shed, like I don't want to use a new one each time. A washcloth? Why? Because then you're clean. Then you have a clean one. I know, but I don't, I'm not doing the laundry like that. Oh, right. I don't want to use a new one each time. A washcloth? Why? Because then you're clean. Then you have a clean laundry.
Starting point is 01:29:45 I know, but I'm not doing the laundry like that. Oh, right. I don't want to do constant laundry. Yeah. I did. You know what? Even back when I made no money, I always had someone help me with laundry because I'm really bad at it.
Starting point is 01:29:57 I got this enormous laundry basket. It looks like it's supposed to be in a hotel. It's literally just a huge circle. And now I never do laundry. Never do laundry. Because it's like, I don't have to. It's not even full. Wait, do you have one of those? Someone was telling me where you just put the laundry out and they collect it for you. Was that you? I don't have that. You don't have that at your place? Uh-uh. Because you have a bougie building. I know where you're by. Isn't that bougie, right? You have a concierge? It's a really nice building. Yeah, we have a concierge, but no laundry service that I know of. Oh, because you don't
Starting point is 01:30:23 take laundry. Oh. Because there's some, we were just talking to someone the other day and they literally were just like, oh yeah, I put my laundry out. I thought, I'm watching a lot of you. I feel like they might have just like an outsourced thing. Oh, where they come pick it up. Yeah, like a laundry, there's like services. At my last place I had a trash valet, but only because I didn't have a trash chute, which
Starting point is 01:30:39 was the worst thing ever. Wait, what do you mean? They come pick up your trash outside? Yeah, or no, inside. They literally bring your doorbell, come inside your apartment and take the trash. Oh, no. I would leave it out for them. I'd be like, don't come in my house. We couldn't leave it in the hallways.
Starting point is 01:30:51 But what if they come in and they're like a creep or something? Well, you would just put it like right by your door, but I hated it because it was like interaction. Like I couldn't just go throw things away. And I got so much like so many boxes that I just wanted to get rid of things. Oh, yeah. Or even like food. Like the food just like sitting in there or something like that.
Starting point is 01:31:05 Oh, yeah. No, I don't like that food just like sitting in there or something like that. Ew, yeah. No, I don't like that at all. Yeah, that was not the business. I feel like laundry – we both always had like laundry services. Like we were never bougie, but we always had people – I just – I can't do laundry. It's so much work. I hate it. It's so awful.
Starting point is 01:31:15 Well, I also have little washing machines, so I can only put like so much in there at a time. Do you have it in your unit? Yeah, so that's lucky. Bougie. I love that. I used to have one. I had to go all the way down to the basement.
Starting point is 01:31:25 I was like, I cannot do that. That's too much. I looked at a couple apartments that were like that because I wanted like an older apartment. Yeah, they're cute, but you have to go outside. And also like I thought I wanted it, but it's like it's not really my vibes. Like I always like thought like maybe I wanted like a 1920s style, like really like a lot of character. Then I thought about it and I'm like, that's like, it doesn't even match me. They're cute, but the one in Hollywood a lot of people have died at too.
Starting point is 01:31:46 A lot of those old Hollywood. Yes. When you go on the death tour, have you ever done that in Hollywood? No, but I want to. I want to do it. It's dark. I want to do like the Hollywood tour. You've done it, right?
Starting point is 01:31:53 Yes. Didn't you lead one? The Hollywood. Yes. You're like, that's where I did math. Yes, I could do a whole Hollywood tour. I love doing a Hollywood tour. I know.
Starting point is 01:32:00 Nobody will ever do it with me. Oh my gosh. I would love to. I would love to be. We can all be tour guides. I think. Nobody will ever do it with me. Oh my gosh. I would love to. I would love to be. We can all be tour guides. I think it would be so much fun. Just showing
Starting point is 01:32:09 iconic history moments. I love being a tourist. Because I love LA. I think it's the coolest thing ever and I never visited before I lived here so I never got the chance to do a tour bus.
Starting point is 01:32:17 You should definitely do a tour bus. Or do anything touristy. It's fun. It's really Hollywood. I feel like there's so many tourist spots. It's just fun.
Starting point is 01:32:23 The death tour is fun because then you can just see where everyone died and everyone in Hollywood. There's just so many. That's a. Especially Hollywood. I feel like there's so many tourist spots. Yeah. Like, it's just a fun – the death tour is fun because then you can just see where everyone died. And everyone in Hollywood, there's just so many, like – That's a horrible thing, though. It's so dark. Who's like, who's like – Like, this person just like, been amputated here. One girl was like, shot by her fan in her apartment building.
Starting point is 01:32:34 And it's all within blocks of each other. I was like, ooh, this makes me not want to like, come to Hollywood. Ooh. It's a dark tour. It's so dark, actually. But then you like, end at the cemetery. And then you just like, people go around and take pictures on like these great – I mean it's kind of like wild. I guess some people are really into that stuff though.
Starting point is 01:32:48 People are really into death. I can't. I don't like to think about it. I mean it makes me like really scared. Are you guys scared of dying? I'm not really scared of dying. I'm more scared if it's like a painful death I think. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:33:00 Yeah. I guess that's true. Or like a long drawn out one. Have you heard the thing where it's like if you died in your apartment, your cat will eat you within like 12 hours? Your cow? Your cat. Oh, your cat.
Starting point is 01:33:09 That's why you don't have to have cats. They'll eat you? Yeah. Like a dog will wait like a long time before it eats you, but a cat will eat you like right away. Yeah. I believe it. My cat tries to eat like my dinner that I leave.
Starting point is 01:33:20 I left chicken tenders out and she tried to eat those. Really? My cat will not touch human food. Mine is bad. Mine's really bad. Chicken tenders from where? I think she ate me Really? My cat will not touch human food. Mine is bad. Mine's really bad. Chicken tenders from where? I think she ate me for sure from Trader Joe's. I made them.
Starting point is 01:33:29 Oh. I should try to freaking eat them. Oh, okay. I didn't know they had chicken tenders at Trader Joe's. Me neither. What's your favorite like food? Was it mac and cheese? The like bad food, indulgent food?
Starting point is 01:33:40 Well, now I'm like I love a burger. Oh, that's not bad. To me that's healthy. Like a burger is like protein. Yeah. What, I love a burger. Do you mean that's healthy? Like a burger is like protein. Yeah. What's bad about a burger? My grandma was always like that. She's like, cheese is protein.
Starting point is 01:33:51 Milk is protein. My mom's like that too. And she was like, so like, eat, eat. You're hungry? Like a traditional grandma. Like, come on, you gotta eat. At least my cat won't be eating me when I'm done. I'm like, you guys.
Starting point is 01:34:01 Okay. Especially you because you live alone. Like that does like freak me out. I always think about that. Did someone have your location on? Like Tana or Ari or? I don't even, I feel like if I were to like, I feel like it would take people a while to notice. Oh, definitely.
Starting point is 01:34:18 I used to fake my death like when I lived in my own apartment. Yeah. Like I would not answer people on purpose. I would take my phone off when I was like, this is when I was spiraling. And nobody came to check on me. It was like five days and no one came to check on me. Oh wow. Now that I think about it, like maybe I should be doing like some sort of like test. Yeah. Test run to see if anyone shows up. That is scary about living alone. But I don't think I could ever not live alone ever again. I loved it. I loved and hated it. I got paranoid, but I did love it. I couldn't live with someone like, I didn't like
Starting point is 01:34:44 living alone in my last apartment though., because I was like, someone could have murdered me at any time. Where were you? Where was your other apartment? I was on the Brea, but it was like, I was on the first floor. So I get scared of someone walking in. Never. Are you on the first floor?
Starting point is 01:34:57 When I was in North Hollywood, I lived on the first floor. And it wasn't like a fenced in or anything either. So you could literally just walk in. Walk up. Yeah. Yeah, that would scare me. Especially as a girl, it's like a million times worse. Yeah either. So like you could literally just like walk in. Walk up. Yeah. Yeah. That would scare me. Especially as a girl, it's like a million times worse. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:35:08 Because you hear about people like, wasn't Ashton Kutcher's like girlfriend? I think she got unalived in her apartment. Like some guy just like came in. Oh my God. That's horrible. But it was one of those ones where you just like walk up and yeah. Like don't ever live on the first floor. Like if you're a girl by yourself, like never.
Starting point is 01:35:21 Or a guy anyways. Like anyone by, I don't know. I guess no one has to live on the first floor. My last building had no security at my last building, which is like, I was just scared. I think there's also Hollywood and stuff. It's just like just scarier times now. People are like following people and stuff. I mean, Tana has like a full-time security guard, which I love.
Starting point is 01:35:36 I love the money rights house because I would be scared if she didn't have a security guard because I'd be like, oh my God, someone's going to come in. But I love that he's out there all the time. I know. Her house, like the neighborhood, always like everybody gets robbed on her street. Except her. And she's the only one who doesn't. love that he's out there all the time. I know. Her house, the neighborhood, everybody gets robbed on her street. Except her. That's how mine was during quarantine. I lived in the Donas by Laurel Canyon in the hills and everyone
Starting point is 01:35:52 was getting robbed. Honestly, even me. Someone tried to jump the fence, but luckily my security saw it and we called someone, but people were just going nuts and getting robbed. God, that is crazy. I don't know. I always wonder. I tell her she should live in an apartment. Not that she would want to live in an apartment, She could get like the craziest apartment ever. And well, she pays – her security is like $30,000 a month.
Starting point is 01:36:11 That's what mine was too. We're like a gated community. Gated. Yeah. We live in gated and honestly like nothing ever happens. It's like so nice. Yeah. They're tight at the front.
Starting point is 01:36:20 Yeah. I lost my ID. They're like, no. I'm like, well, I have a photo of it. You just like look up yourself, like Google it, like here we are. Us too. lost my ID. They're like, no. I'm like, well, I have a photo of it. You just like look up yourself, like Google it, but like here we are. Us too. Oh my God. We like, cause we got new cars. We haven't gotten our stickers yet for it. So we have to like show, they like ask for our ID. They ask, they ask for our code. Like what's your code? I was like, oh my God, there's like so much. So I mean, it's good. I think that's what you should do. Yeah, no, I would feel uncomfortable if they
Starting point is 01:36:40 didn't. That's like, I like it when they give people a hard time at like my front desk. Oh, that's, That's good. Do you have a special one where people have a special code to get up to your elevator? No, they just call me. Okay, then they just let them up. I mean, I'm sure if someone
Starting point is 01:36:52 was coming over all the time, I would probably just... I've seen those apartments where they... I think you can add them. Wait, what? Oh, add them to them. I think you can add them
Starting point is 01:36:58 as a guest. Would you live with a boyfriend? Yeah. Have you? No. Well, my ex, he lived in Vegas. So we'd like always live together, like wherever we were. Oh, so you like stay. Yeah. Like he would stay with me in LA and I would stay with him in Vegas, but not really like live together. But I would love
Starting point is 01:37:17 to live with a boyfriend. I feel like. Okay. So you would want to. Although I don't know. Do I want to like, I feel like I wouldn't get any work done. Oh, that was my issue with, I've only ever lived with Moses. I never lived with a boyfriend Oh, that was my issue with – I've only ever lived with Moza. I've never lived with a boyfriend. And that was the hardest adjustment because I do like work from home and it's like so weird to have like someone else like with you because you're just like – Especially filming things. Oh, yeah. Awkward.
Starting point is 01:37:34 I used to like have him leave. Like I'm like you have to go away. Like you can't be here when I'm filming. Like I would get so mad and upset about it. Like it was really weird. It's a hard adjustment for sure. You can tell when I'm like seeing somebody or something because I'll just go like weeks without posting because I'm like, what am I going to do? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:37:46 I'm going to talk while he's here. Definitely. I've done the same thing. You're just like, okay, I'm not going to post. Yeah, it is awkward. That part's awkward. It's the adjustment stage. I feel like you would have to get past it, but I'm sure you're past it now, but.
Starting point is 01:37:55 Not really. Sometimes I'm still like, don't watch me film. He's like gone in a small amount of time. He's like, don't watch me film. I get weird sometimes about it for sure. Well, I get weird like what if I have to redo it and then I'm embarrassed. Oh, for sure. What if I say the wrong thing and I have to start over? Do you redo? I never. I hate redoing. I hate redoing about it for sure. Well, I get weird like what if I have to redo it and then I'm embarrassed if I say the wrong thing and I have to start over.
Starting point is 01:38:06 Do you redo? I never – I hate redoing. I hate redoing anything. I redo – well, I'll redo like a TikTok if I say something wrong. Do you redo a TikTok? Yeah. Wow. I can't do it.
Starting point is 01:38:15 Like even if there's like an audio problem in the first like 10 minutes, it like makes me so upset. Like I'm just like we're just skipping past it. We're not going to go back to that conversation. When I did – I have a podcast. I did another person's podcast and it's like, literally they didn't record it for the first 20 minutes. And so she's like, let's just like act like it didn't happen. And then we'll just redo the whole thing. I'm like, I can't do that. So like literally when it comes back, I'm like, let me recap what we just happened. And I like, yeah, I can't do that either. Like yesterday,
Starting point is 01:38:37 um, on Jeff FM, they wanted me to like, like segue into something like in, in fake a conversation. I'm like, you, I, you will not. I can't do that. I literally, I'm sorry. I cannot do that. It's so awkward, like, to do it again a second time. That's what we did. I did call her daddy into that. Or, like, pretend, like, pretend, like, this just happened.
Starting point is 01:38:52 I was like, no. Yeah. Oh, really? What was the scenario? Well, because it was, like, we had remembered something after we stopped filming, like, a really good story, but it would have fit perfectly into the episode. Oh. So we were trying to, like, make it, like, naturally segue.
Starting point is 01:39:04 We edited it in. They could have just edited it. People wouldn't have noticed, honestly. At all. The production value of Jeff FM, wow. It's pretty amazing. They're like, we're going to redo this part. Couldn't be me.
Starting point is 01:39:14 I can't wait for that to come out. No, I love the casualness. That's what I do love about you guys is that it's very casual conversation. That's kind of what this is. It's more. Yeah. And I could see, I guess I could see it honestly like having a person because it is more like conversational but it depends who like i would never if you were meeting someone for the first time i wouldn't want to be like here in the middle
Starting point is 01:39:31 of the conversation you know what i mean yeah i feel like too when it's like a one-on-one interview like i'm constantly thinking of like okay next thing to ask next thing to ask now it's like very just casual i went on a podcast one time it was the most mortified not like mortifying but like i was already really nervous because i didn't know the person. And they had like a producer on the side who like we would be in such good conversation like talking. And they would stop you and be like, okay, now, now, now, we're going to transition into this. Yeah. I was like, if you don't – They do that at Spotify.
Starting point is 01:39:56 Like have you gone to the Spotify building and done a podcast? No. I did that there. And they have like a ton of producers. And they kind of like stop, interject. Okay, ask about this. They have like people who are like actually producing it. But I'm like – we were so naturally talking and now all of a sudden I have to completely like – I hate that.
Starting point is 01:40:11 Because then you're like even just stopping for – we never usually stop. But when we stop for anything, I'm like, okay, how do we get back in the flow of it? It was so strange. I was like, I'm never coming back here. It's also like weird producing I feel like. Because even for like TV, we only step in if like whoever's doing the interview like needs something
Starting point is 01:40:27 or like you know they'll be like oh did I miss anything at the end of the interview and I'll be like oh ask this you know what I mean like it's never like
Starting point is 01:40:33 stopping the flow maybe I was just doing a bad job to be honest no no because they would be like no no no that's not the right like answer
Starting point is 01:40:40 like they would ask me a question and I would be answering it and they'd be like no that's not what we meant wait on your behalf oh because usually it's for the host like for me it's always been like the host they'll be no it was like for me and they're like no no talk about like like this like this maybe I was misinterpreting the questions or something but I have a hard time thinking you misinterpret questions because you're actually so smart it's so on the ball with these
Starting point is 01:40:59 things I don't know though I get like really nervous I'm like fine with like you guys but I get really nervous to go on like other podcasts why do you think that is I don't know, though. I get, like, really nervous. I'm, like, fine with, like, you guys, but I get really nervous to go on, like, other podcasts. Why do you think that is? I don't know. I went on one the other day, and she was asking me questions, and I'm not even kidding. I started glitching. Like, I don't even think I was speaking English. Was it a big one?
Starting point is 01:41:12 Like, do you get more nervous when they're, like, really big, or was it just, like, because I don't have the ones. It was a big one, but it was very much, like, the questions were so, like, detailed. It was, like, if, or what did you, like, what was advice that somebody gave you last year that you're going to carry into the new year? And, like, oh, my God. And, like like that's a good question and stuff but I can't think of that off the top of my head so I'm like uh and then like I'm consciously thinking about the fact that I don't have an answer and the more time that passes I'm like oh my god it gave me so
Starting point is 01:41:38 much anxiety because you're trying to do more podcasts as your channel's like I'm going to start saying no to more things and you're like I want to start saying yes to more things well I just like I don't know I think it's fun I love podcasts too I like, I'm going to start saying no to more things. And you're like, I want to start saying yes to more things. Well, I just like, I don't know. I think it's fun. I love podcasts too. I love going on people's. I love hosting my own. Actually, now I can't even go to anyone's because I like do so many.
Starting point is 01:41:51 I try to do like three a week or four a week for like guests. But like I love going on other people's because then there's like less pressure. You know what I mean? Oh, I feel like it's like the most. I get scared because like, oh my God, if I say something I didn't mean to say. And then it's not my own podcast. So I can't be like, cut that. Well, you can't.
Starting point is 01:42:04 Do you usually ask for edits? Because like I usually don't. But this last one I did, I was like, I'm maybe a little say and then I it's not my own podcast so I can't be like cut that well you can't do you usually ask for edits because like I usually don't but this last one I did I was like maybe a little few edits I should know I think I did on the last one because I was like I was just I was yeah funny though you're like not bad things that nobody also noticed but I noticed yeah yeah I get that this one this one I'm already worried about having said too much about my little boy from the club I gotta edit so fast i've been thinking about it so much you're also like very aware i feel like you're very aware of like the conversations people have like about the things you say though right like yeah well i'm very aware of like what i mean i know what people already know and what so i know if i'm validating what they're saying or not yeah so that's also like the downside it's like a good and a bad
Starting point is 01:42:41 thing like being aware of what like people that's why the red is sometimes helpful because it's like a good and a bad thing, like being aware of what people say. That's why the Reddit is sometimes helpful because it's like if I know that I'm doing something too much or too little, you can tone it back. But then do you find yourself changing too much? Like if people say – because you know people pick up on any little thing. Do you find yourself changing too much? Because that's how I was at the beginning too. Yeah. I feel like I've gotten better about it. But in the beginning, I was like, oh my god, they think I interject too much.
Starting point is 01:43:02 Now all of a sudden, I'm not interjecting when like, completely valid and it's a time to interject. And you're a co-host. Yeah. But I feel like also, too, like, maybe recently, I feel like there's been a little bit of a shift in you where you are, like, more confident and, like, self-assured now. Have you noticed that, too? I do. I feel like the more I feel like people have – I don't know. I just feel people, like, receive me better now.
Starting point is 01:43:22 So I feel more confident saying things. Whereas before, even if I felt like I had a good point, there were people who were like, shut up. What do you think the shift was? Do you think it was you or you think it was audience? Like what shifted? I don't know. I think like everyone was just such Tana fans that like they didn't want to hear anybody
Starting point is 01:43:36 talk to talk about Tana. Like, can I get that? Like I've had that where I like, it's like watching someone's YouTube video and they're barely in it. You're like, I don't want to see this with a random person. Show me you. Yeah, I guess. And then you just have to win them over.
Starting point is 01:43:47 So you want everybody over. And so before anyone's attached to you, they don't give a fuck what you're saying. There's some co-hosts that are very unbearable for sure. I'm just like, oh my God, they're so bad. I mean, we'll never say who, but there's just some that are just like, no, I'm like boring. Oh, I can name a list. And I'm not trying to be mean, but I'm kind of like, you know, entertaining people usually
Starting point is 01:44:04 know entertaining people. And I'm like, why would they pick them as their co-hosts? That's so weird. Like, I knew you'd be a superstar. I've not trying to be mean but I'm kind of like you know it you entertain people you should know entertaining people and I'm like why would they pick them as their goals that's so weird like I knew you'd be a superstar I've always thought that about you I've been trying to get to you on every podcast I've ever done I'm always like we need to hire Oscar for everything you're exactly the right person I feel like you're so knowledgeable about like all pop culture everything he's so smart yeah I think it does help too that like working in it professionally like I just know it's not like stupid like unserious stuff but I just have to know everything regardless so it definitely helps you're so smart
Starting point is 01:44:27 you know everything about pop culture except movies you're not really into movies that much I don't like like a like a really good
Starting point is 01:44:34 like cinema like a cinematic like deep dramatic movie I like the unserious ones you know like I used to be like that but recently I started getting like
Starting point is 01:44:41 I really want to watch like what would be the most serious thing that you think you fought about between like Jortsgate, your birthday saga, and like the Mindy situation? Like what's the most serious that. The most serious was probably like the birthday thing was never actually like that serious. Oh, it wasn't. Jortsgate was serious, but not it was not like the Jortsgate about it.
Starting point is 01:44:59 It was like not. It wasn't about Jorts. It was literally just about like timing and like tour logistics, which like it was a big fight, but it's not that big of a deal. So the Mindy was the biggest. Yeah. Oh, yeah. It was. It was a problem.
Starting point is 01:45:11 You guys didn't talk. At all. And I was so sad. So how did you – because I did see somewhere. Maybe it was on TikTok or something where people wanted to know how you guys became friends again and the podcast. She's like, actually, I hated you, but now we're going to do do a podcast together like well it was like there was a lot of time in between there like I feel like to everybody else it felt like it was just like straight into the podcast we were friends again for a long time after that but we just saw each other at a party and we were
Starting point is 01:45:34 like oh sorry but what do you think it was about you that she was like I want to do a podcast with you she has so many friends I remember literally we were at Amari was filming his podcast at like the house that they used to do it at and And we were sitting next to each other watching it. And she just randomly was like, she was like, you should do my podcast with me. Oh, my gosh. And I was like, sure. She just says things. So I was like, sure.
Starting point is 01:45:54 And then literally like four months later, she called me and was like, hey, I'm filming it today. Will you come? Oh, my gosh. That's crazy. You're like, okay, I'm ready. Well, I was scared, but I was like, yeah, sure. Oh, my God. And I thought like, okay, I'm ready. Well, I was scared, but I was like, yeah, sure. Oh, my God. And I thought I was going to just do one.
Starting point is 01:46:07 Oh. But, well, I thought I was going to do the one, and then we went out to dinner after, and she was like, I'm so excited for this new chapter for all of us. Oh, my God. And I was like, oh, shit. God. Where do you guys go? I love a little group dinner.
Starting point is 01:46:17 We should do a group dinner. We need to. Il Pisteo. Love. It's so good. Oh, my God. That's where they have the Justin Bieber pasta. That's my favorite pasta of all time. Have you been? No. We should go there for our podcast dinner. Let's so good. Oh, my God. That's where they have the Justin Bieber pasta. That's my favorite pasta of all time.
Starting point is 01:46:25 Have you been? We should go there for our podcast dinner. It's in Beverly Hills. It's far, but it's so worth it. That pasta, I went by myself one time. It's so good. Oh, it is so good. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 01:46:34 I love that you had a group dinner afterwards. I know we did, and it was like a celebratory thing, and then I was like, oh, shit. Do I have a podcast now? Oh, my God. You're like, your whole life changed. I had no idea. Oh, my God. I had no idea.
Starting point is 01:46:44 Do you think you'll do it forever? I hope. Or, like, something like it. Like, I know you want to, like, turn into a show. I would love to. Would you want to do a talk show? I would love to do a talk show. Like, you're very more.
Starting point is 01:46:53 That's your vibe. Yeah. Well, because with, like, segments and stuff. So, where it was, like, still obviously, like, the talking aspect. But I also want it to be, like, fun, like, little, like, bits. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, that's okay. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:47:03 A lot of people now, I've seen, too, it's, like, a lot of people want you to do canceled. But then also, like, a solo thing. Oh, that's okay. Yeah. A lot of people now I've seen too. It's like a lot of people want you to do canceled but then also like a solo thing. Would you ever do that or no? Yeah, for sure. But I don't feel like it's – I'm like ready for it yet. Yeah. Yeah, when something's so popular, it's like don't break out of it yet. You know what I mean?
Starting point is 01:47:16 Or at least like sigh. I know because – And I don't want people to get like – there is such a thing as like too much of someone. Oh, oversaturated. Like I don't need to be doing that much. Some people do a lot. Like Dr. Drew has like five podcasts. I want to do a podcast about Dr. Drew.
Starting point is 01:47:28 But I feel like the influencers that I really like, like I feel like sometimes I don't want them to have like too much out there because I like love to like, like when it comes out and getting excited about it. Oh, interesting. Like if like, I mean you guys kind of do a lot, but I feel like if you were sitting live all the time, I mean I actually would still watch. You're not a good example. I know what you mean.
Starting point is 01:47:45 Like, the live switching, like, eight hours a day is wild. Like, I think that's so boring. That's what I'm thinking of. Like, the people who, like, really are just live all day. I feel like – how do people do that? Like, I don't understand. Like, you have a – like, I have a life. Like, I have a baby.
Starting point is 01:47:56 Like, I have to go out to eat. Like, you have to do stuff. Like, how are you just, like, live? I think they, like, live stream it. Imagine you're like, hold on a second. That's so weird. Yeah, I don't know. I guess they just don't have anybody in their lives or something.
Starting point is 01:48:05 I don't know because they're just like live all the time. Yeah. I could never. I don't – and I'm so bad at going live. I always say exactly the wrong thing. Do you go live? I go on – I was so big on going live on TikTok for a second. But then I realized like people were recording it.
Starting point is 01:48:19 Oh, yeah. Don't do that. I was into going live too because I was like, okay, this is where it's at. But I mean it's – And I'd like jokingly answer a question and then it would be on Reddit and people would be like – Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like, oh, you can't do that. I was into going live too because I was like, okay, this is where it's at. But I mean it's – And I'd like jokingly answer a question and then it would be on Reddit and people would be like – Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like, oh, you can't do this anymore. But with the podcast, it's the same thing.
Starting point is 01:48:31 You just get clipped for everything you say and then it just ends up on there anyways. I know. But at least then I can like – I can cut that. And I really think about what like gets cut. Do you? Oh, yeah. Do you cut a lot of your own podcast? Mm-hmm.
Starting point is 01:48:41 And I'll cut like three words that I say. Like it's – like you were saying like I'm funny about it I'll choose like things that nobody would even notice but like I noticed that like the way that I said it people are gonna be like oh she's a pick me or like oh my god that's so funny you think that I never think to like edit I mean now maybe more so but I never think to I think yesterday I had a couple edits well I feel like you don't even sometimes know how viral like some of the things that you're gonna say wow I always like make sure to look but then it gets in your head and you can't be funny I feel like sometimes don't even sometimes know how viral, like, some of the things that you're gonna say. Wow. I always, like, make sure to look, but then it gets in your head, so then you can't be funny, I feel like. Sometimes it's, like, now I'm thinking too much about my
Starting point is 01:49:10 being woke, am I being this? I don't know. Yeah, you're right. I don't know. I never want to be, like, offensive. I need, because especially because people like, like, that's the problem when you know people like you. Now you're like, hey, let me be on my best behavior, but, like, that's not what people like me. Yeah, that way is getting, like, it gets, like, dangerous. Yeah. Because all of a sudden you're like, okay, well, if I'm doing it right, like, gotta keep going. Can you explain, like, the pick me thing, though? Because I never thought of you,
Starting point is 01:49:29 I know you say it a lot, but I also, like, I never have thought of you. Well, what people think is pick me is, like, not what I think is pick me. Oh. You were explaining
Starting point is 01:49:37 that in our last podcast. It's honestly gotten so watered down now, I don't know what it even means. Because the last podcast you were talking about, you were explaining the pick me thing,
Starting point is 01:49:44 and I'm like, I don't think that's pick me. Pick me, in like my opinion, is like in college when I would be at a frat party and I would see a pull-up bar and I'd be like, oh, like let me go do some pull-ups really quick. That's a pick me thing to do. It's like, oh my god, like I can't
Starting point is 01:49:58 even do it. Oh wait, can I? That's like a pick me thing to do and like I would have 100% done that. But like now pick me is like if you say like, oh, I like to read. People are like, no, you fucking don't. Oh, I see. The pick me is overused, I feel. It's very.
Starting point is 01:50:12 It's one of those words where I'm like, God, I'm so grateful that no one knew what that was. Or like there wasn't a word for it when I was really going through it. When you were an actual pick me. Yeah. I mean, sometimes I still have the tendencies. Listen. Yeah. Can't teach an old dog new tricks. I don't like pick me. I used to be a pick me. Yeah. I mean, sometimes I still have the tendencies. Listen. Yeah. Get vision old dog new tricks.
Starting point is 01:50:27 I don't like pick me. I used to be a pick me too for sure. Like that's very much like, you know, just liking things to try to be cool. It's literally like pick me. Like I wanted these guys to pick me. So I was like, oh my, or I'd be like, oh my God, I love playing Call of Duty. No, I don't. Did you ever try?
Starting point is 01:50:40 No. Your horse situation? Yeah, for sure. But I would just lie. And like my sister actually was like, loved football and like loved like games and stuff so i would just copy whatever she was saying i'd be like yeah i like prestige 16 times in college normal though like that's how like especially with because you know when you're on like the dating apps and you can see what guys are listening to and especially like now i guess it's cooler to like taylor's but before when it
Starting point is 01:51:04 wasn't as cool like i would have to like have alternative artists like that I would say I listened to. Like who? It'd be like bands. Like, cause my brother likes like bands and alternative music. Like Korn? So I would list like, like Simple Plan or like, you know. Oh, okay. Um, just in my, anyone that's like indie or hipster, I would say, even though like I really like Taylor Swift and like pop music.
Starting point is 01:51:22 That's so funny. I feel like that's a normal thing to like, you know. For sure. Try to impress guys or whatever. One of my friends just told me a story where she was, she had seen like on somebody's dating profile or something that they had this song. So she added it to their playlist. Oh my gosh.
Starting point is 01:51:37 She added it to her playlist and then was playing it in the car. And he was like, how do you know this song? And she was like, oh, this is my favorite song. And he was like, this is my cousin. Oh, wait. Oh, was it like an indie band that no one knew? No, it was like literally nobody would have ever known it. Like there was no way that they would have known it.
Starting point is 01:51:51 And I'm like, oh, that would 100% happen to me. Yeah, that's so me coded too. Yeah, I definitely pick me with like Gen Z. Like Jacob Lordy's big now. So I'm like, I love Jacob Lordy too. Like let's have him on the podcast. But then Zach's like, what do you like about Jacob Lordy? I'm like, I have no idea.
Starting point is 01:52:03 I just know he's really popular right now. I love that where I'll say, like, I'm obsessed with this person and I've never consumed any of their content at all. And I've just seen one clip where I'm like, I loved what they said. And like, I have a problem with that. Well, I keep seeing Brie and Chicken Fries. I'm like, I think I stan her now. I'm like, I should start watching the podcast.
Starting point is 01:52:17 I'm like, I think I like her. You know? You just see it over and over. And you're like, this is the new thing everyone's in. We're going to be in on it, too. I know. I can't help it. But I really do just like, I feel like I just feel like i love everything yeah i think so too it's
Starting point is 01:52:28 very like influenced like you're very influenced and i'm the same way like obviously like you know what i mean i can be swayed so easily like somebody that i like love so much i could see one tiktok where somebody's like i don't like their attitude i'm like yeah they suck yeah i get that way too i've been like turning on people too lately and i was like oh yeah and i'm like i should not be like that i'm like i see something see something. And I'm like, oh yeah. That's how I feel whenever I'm going back and forth between Selena and Hailey. I'm like, whose team am I on? I don't know.
Starting point is 01:52:50 Because I'm so easily convinced. Wait, why are they against each other? Because of Justin, I guess. But I don't even. Oh my God. That's really old, isn't it? I don't know. You get a little lost. Because I've always been pro Selena.
Starting point is 01:52:58 But then like you said, you see like people will tweet like, oh, Selena did this, this, this. And I was like, oh my God, Selena. Like maybe I don't live for her. You know what I mean? But then I'm like, would I be Selena? Like would I this, this, this. And I was like, oh my God, Selena. Like maybe I don't live for her. You know what I mean? Like I'm very – But then I'm like, would I be Selena? Like would I have done that?
Starting point is 01:53:07 Exactly. A hundred percent. It's hard because like I would hate – if I were Haley, like I would hate for my husband's ex to just be brought into everything. Yeah. But then at the same time, if I were the ex, I would want to be brought into everything. Oh, for sure. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:53:21 I was just constantly bringing you up and stuff like that. So I'm whoever's in front of me, honestly. You're the Selena Gomez to the Matt Rife, so whoever his next girlfriend is will be like Brooke and Matt. I don't think those two things are comparable at all. I think so. I literally met him a total of like five times.
Starting point is 01:53:36 Matt? Valentine's Day is a big one. I know, but it was such a short-lived thing. I don't want to ever make it sound like it was like this super serious thing. I just like... But it was serious. Your texts are serious. It was serious. He said he didn't want to ever make it sound like it was like this super serious thing. I just like. But it was serious. Like your texts are serious. Like it was serious. Like he said he didn't want to. I had reason to believe it's serious. I think that I was like a little bit delusional in it, but like sorry you convinced me. You told me the text and I was like, that's wild. That sounds like you're going to get married. I don't know. In my opinion. May he rest in peace. Seriously.
Starting point is 01:54:00 Well, he's not dead. It's dead to me. Oh, that's a good one. Yeah, same. We're canceling him in 2024. It's 2024 now, so I guess we should cancel him. I think he wanted to get canceled. I think we kind of like gave him what he wanted. Do you think he did? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:54:15 The popularity. There's no way what he's doing isn't intentional. But I don't know if he ever expected you to come out. And like it really was. No, of course he didn't because I was some stupid little bitch. And you were such a writer for him. You were so like loyal. really was. No, of course he didn't because I was some stupid little bitch. And you were such a writer for him. You were so like loyal. I was.
Starting point is 01:54:26 That's why I got so embarrassed because I knew how many instances there were where I was like, no, he's like thinking he was watching it. No, he wasn't. He didn't think of me ever again. You don't think he did? I was thinking like,
Starting point is 01:54:35 oh, he'll see this and he'll be like, oh, she was so nice. I think he did. You don't think he did? I think he did. No. I know exes that like did not care about me, watched me.
Starting point is 01:54:43 I got one from like literally 15 years ago. So this text, he texted me. Like I haven't talked to him in literally 15 years. I did exes that, like, did not care about me watch me. I got one from, like, literally 15 years ago. So this text, he texted me. Like, I haven't talked to him in literally 15 years. And I did an exposed video on him. And he, like, texted me, like, out of the blue, like, a month ago. So I know, like, they watch. Which is, like, you wouldn't think that. Because I don't think about this person at all.
Starting point is 01:54:54 And I was, like, I don't know if you watch. But he clearly knows something about me that's happening. I don't know why. I think when you get, like, once you get into headlines, you know what I mean? Like, I think, because that's when, obviously, he reached out to you. Because once you're named in a headline, it's, like, it's a whole different kind of, like, power dynamic. you know what I mean? Like I think – because that's when obviously he reached out to you because once you're named in a headline, it's like it's a whole different kind of like power dynamic. You know what I mean? You're not just like the podcast girl.
Starting point is 01:55:11 You're like – Yeah, I don't know. It was just like – I think he just – honestly, after we stopped talking, he never probably – he was just – he had so many other people to think about. You never know though. Like psycho people, they just like – sometimes they keep tabs on you and you have no idea. I used to be a psycho person. I used to keep tabs on everyone. I keep tabs on everyone. But I'm a psycho person. But do you think you will, like if you get in a serious relationship, you think you still will keep tabs? I don't know. I don't think you will.
Starting point is 01:55:36 Probably not. I don't know. There's certain people, like my ex now, I'd never check on him and I was checking on him every day up until like. Just like goes away after some time. Yeah. I think with you being busy too, like you're gonna do tour and stuff like that and which is gonna be crazy so you're not gonna see this guy at all you don't think on your tour um I don't know I don't know it depends like I don't know that's gonna be crazy do you think with like you and Tana in relationships does that change the dynamic at all especially like going on tour or because I feel like what you guys talk about on canceled is so like about single life. I don't know.
Starting point is 01:56:07 I don't know. That's what I get scared about. Like I couldn't, I don't, I'm not sure. Cause we can still talk about our old stories, but we run out. Right. And you guys said you would go on like dates for experiences to talk about, right? Like you would go out and do stuff. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:56:19 I guess we would just like start having to burn other aspects of our life to the ground. But like, it's sad because we feel like things have to be going wrong for people to listen. But I don't think that that's true. I don't know. I don't think it is either. I think people would like – But it is fun to have like crazy stories. The crazy stories are fun but then it does get like – well, I think you guys could
Starting point is 01:56:37 definitely do it for another like five years for sure. But I think people like to see like Tana in her era right now with all her guys. They're like, oh my gosh. This is like such a chill guy. I think people like to see this. Yeah, and people don't like – especially like sobriety and stuff, they love when she's sober. So it's like kind of fun.
Starting point is 01:56:49 Like people are loving like the new, well, whenever it starts. Yeah. The new Mitsubishi Outlander brings out another side of you. Your regular side listens to classical music. Your adventurous side rocks out with the dynamic sound Yamaha. Regular you owns a library card. Adventurous U owns the road with super all-wheel control. Regular side, alone time.
Starting point is 01:57:14 Adventurous side journeys together with third row seating. The new Outlander. Bring out your adventurous side. Mitsubishi Motors. Drive your ambition. Drive January. Yeah, it is crazy. I think it's fun to see that, like, growth in that. Mitsubishi Motors drive your ambition drive January yeah it is crazy I think it's fun
Starting point is 01:57:27 to see that like growth in that because there's some people like my age that are still like messes and I'm like this is just like embarrassing
Starting point is 01:57:32 it's like not cute anymore I just love to be like their cute messy self and at some point you gotta like clean it up
Starting point is 01:57:36 you don't have to get married or anything but just like you know clean up your self a little bit I don't know I think the growth
Starting point is 01:57:42 would be good if you were in a relationship and Pia was like healthy and people they would love it because you are such a relationship girl the growth would be good. If you were in a relationship and Pia was like healthy and people, they would love it because you are such a relationship girl.
Starting point is 01:57:47 You're such a, I want to be, I love to be in a relationship. I'm like, come on. That's my goal. That's my 2024 goal. Healthy relationship.
Starting point is 01:57:54 Would you go public with yours? Like, I don't, I'm not in one. No, but like if, if like it became
Starting point is 01:58:00 a serious like committed relationship, like would you still be like private about it or would you, I don't know. I don't know I don't know because I'm kind of into it like everywhere
Starting point is 01:58:08 I love the concept of like you know how like Olivia Jade and Jacob Elordi are like they're like not a secret but like you never see them together super private
Starting point is 01:58:15 I love that yeah I can see that for you but then again it's like I don't know if I can do that but you vlog there's still a vlog with one of your exes up
Starting point is 01:58:22 and you're just like I'm in my wholesome girlfriend era and stuff like that you wouldn't do that I deleted it two, there's still a vlog with one of your exes up and you're just like, I'm in my wholesome girlfriend era and stuff like that. You wouldn't do that. I deleted it two days ago. Oh, okay. I deleted all of them because I don't want any man to be able to look that up. I love, I love deleting. I don't have anything with exes either. I'm like, they're not part of my life anymore. I started getting really embarrassed. I was like, oh. But would you do that again? Would you do one where you're like, okay, we're vlogging today? No. I don't think so.
Starting point is 01:58:41 Really? I love it so much. I just love sharing my life. I just would be – especially when you're happy is what I want to know. Yeah, that's true. But I don't know. Well, I've just been embarrassed too many times. Yeah. I get that. Me too.
Starting point is 01:58:54 It's just hard. I think when you just are so – yeah. I think I just have to be a lot more sure. Last time I was not sure enough. Yeah. I jumped the gun. With my first relationship, I was like – I was so quick to post. Like the first date, I think like, I was so quick to post like the first date. I think I would be like, wow, I would take a photo and it's like in his room and it's
Starting point is 01:59:09 like near or whatever. And then I would want everyone to know. I was like, oh, I'm like, it's very like you coded. I was like, that's everything actually. I think I got out of my system though. Right now it's like, you you know I don't really care about like posting and yeah I don't know I'm kind of giving Selena Gomez
Starting point is 01:59:29 where I'm like the happiest ever like I do want to post it all but then it's like god forbid you break up like within the first six months it's definitely harder being a girl and an influencer too because I feel like there's people who are rooting for it but then there's also people who want you to look like foolish you know what I mean?
Starting point is 01:59:45 And that is scary. Oh, half the people want you to fail and be un-miserable. Well, I'm guilty of it too sometimes when I see someone in a happy relationship. I'm like, are you? Yeah, yeah. Is that going to last? Yeah, I'm really pessimistic. And it's true. When someone breaks up, you just want to know all the details. You're just like, wow, I can't believe this happened.
Starting point is 02:00:02 Oh, I'm so nosy. Yeah. I feel like that's when anything happens. Like who was the guy, the try guy? I didn't even know who he was, but I was so invested. I was like, ooh, what's a T? Like they're still together. Like, I don't know. I'm so invested.
Starting point is 02:00:12 I didn't even care about that person at all. And I was just like, ooh, I'm like invested in a breakup. That's another thing that's scary though about a public relationship is like when you break up, you feel like you also have to publicize that. And then God forbid you get back together. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Or like the people who, you know, like people who post like – like I'm single
Starting point is 02:00:28 and then all of a sudden they're back with their boyfriend. You're like, hmm. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Then you're just like – And then from now on, that's the only thing I'm ever going to think about your relationship is that you must have a messy relationship. Yeah, that you're going in and out. I know.
Starting point is 02:00:38 But I feel like you're at the age where you can still be a little bit like that. Like you can have a breakup and go back and stuff like that. It's not like you're like in your 30s. I think I – honestly, I hope to God that I can trust myself to just be like private a little bit like that. Like you can have a breakup and go back and stuff like that. It's not like you're like in your 30s. I think I'm, honestly, I hope to God that I can trust myself to just be like private
Starting point is 02:00:49 a little. I think you do a good job. I mean, now I would have never, no, you're not like in a relationship, but like, you know.
Starting point is 02:00:54 I think you do a good job for considering you have a podcast and that your life is like talking about your, or your career is talking about your life. Like that's, you keep it pretty good.
Starting point is 02:01:01 I'm trying. I love it. And it's good that you have like, you have like self-awareness. You have a lot of self-control and that's also very good too. Because if I was like pretty and was dating like hot guys, I don't know if I'd be able to hold that. Oh, I'd be posting it everywhere. I post all the time.
Starting point is 02:01:17 Any guy dating with their ugly, I'm like, look at who I'm dating. I just want to show that I'm with a guy. Look at me. I just get so scared. I have to think so many times now about what i post because i just but it's a balance you don't overthink it either because like i think you have a really good instinct so don't overthink it like just kind of trust like trust your gut i think i think you gotta give yourself more credit because i yeah
Starting point is 02:01:39 you are very smart you have like so smart yeah you are just like you have a a good sense of self i think and i think just follow that gut and i've always thought that too like when you were not to keep going back to it but like even with like the matt stuff like when you were thinking about like what to do and i was just like just follow your gut because like you got it being involved in that by the way it was like the highlight of my 2023 i came i literally drove straight here i was like you would not believe it i was excited for you i was like how do literally drove straight here. I was like, you will not believe it. I was excited for you. I was like, how do you get all this tea?
Starting point is 02:02:07 I was like, really, I don't know. I couldn't think too hard about that because I knew I would talk myself out of even saying anything.
Starting point is 02:02:12 And I almost did. I love that you contacted Oscar. I love that. I was like, how are you in this chat with her? Because I saw the clip of you saying like, it's,
Starting point is 02:02:20 people are speculating that. So I just thought, you know what? I'm going to go tell you. Oh, I love it. You got the confirmation. I know. And it was like such a rush.
Starting point is 02:02:28 I was like, oh. It was fun. Yeah. We had it like the day before. So we were like hot with it on the Hot Topics. We love it. Any exclusives you have, you can give us. We'll be – we'll do it after you.
Starting point is 02:02:37 We'll announce it. Yeah. He's going to like pre-show, after show. Like put a hit out on me or something. Oh, no. He's going to be like, bitch, shut up. Even I can take them. I do feel like the internet like out on me or something oh no he's gonna be like even i do take them i do feel like the internet like turns on people so quickly though it's like everyone was on my side
Starting point is 02:02:50 but like in maybe like 30 more seconds everyone's gonna be shut up about it yeah well it's always like that just it's back and forth everybody i think if you're gonna be on for a long time someone's you're gonna be up and down yeah but we got your back at least you are so careful about what you say and like what you put out there. And you hold yourself back to not get involved in that. So we always say there's power in that. Yeah. When you're so careful. If you just chose to do it every time, I feel like.
Starting point is 02:03:13 With every single person. You're just like, okay. You let a lot go. And just knowing when to speak up and when to stand up for yourself. Yeah. I'm like, now I got to really back a little bit for a second. Now people are going to be like, she's a loose cannon. No, but you're so not at all.
Starting point is 02:03:26 With all the stuff you've been through, I'm like, wow, you actually, you do hold it in very, very well, which is. I'm like, but let it be known. It could switch from this point forward if you f*** me over. Well, I feel like you just have so much good going on in your life too. You just don't want to like mess it up. You're just like, you know, it's all good. We can't though.
Starting point is 02:03:41 I feel like even with like Dana, who people can call messy or whatever, it's like that. It's like people just know her intentions are like good. She's not like a bad feel like even with like Tana, who people can call messy or whatever, it's like that. It's like people just know her intentions are like good. She's not like a bad person. So they could just know that. Yeah. No matter what she does. I could get over the Mindy thing. Cause I'm like, ah, whatever. She meant well. Yeah. Yeah. That one, that one. And she hid your name. So I mean. Sort of. I was invested in that story. I never get invested in anyone's story times or anything. And I was like, this is a good storyteller. I always say it, but I was watching it and I was like laughing. And I was like.
Starting point is 02:04:07 Did you make a video back? You made a video back. 100%. That's so funny. And they have it on Reddit. They've been like. Really? Did you delete it?
Starting point is 02:04:13 Oh, I deleted it. No, you shouldn't delete it because then that's what happens. People re-upload it or whatever. And then they make the money and get the views in. I know. But it just mortified me. And it was the most viewed video on my channel. So I didn't want anyone to look up my YouTube channel like a guy or something.
Starting point is 02:04:26 And that be what they saw. What was the, so I didn't want anyone to look up my YouTube channel like a guy or something and that be what they saw. What was the title? I can't. I Am Mindy. Like, basically. I love that. It, like, gives me so, like, I can't even think about that time. I love it. It was so embarrassing.
Starting point is 02:04:36 And I had never made a YouTube video, so I was like, uh. Oh, my God. Was that your first video? Yeah, it had to be. I was, like, I was getting read to film. Wait, were you an influencer at the time? You were an influencer. No. That's why I video? Yeah, it had to be. I was like, I was getting read to film. Wait, were you an influencer at the time? You were an influencer. No.
Starting point is 02:04:48 That's why I was like, it was crazy. How did people find you then? Because it was like her only blonde friend that wasn't Ashley. Oh, you had the bleach blonde then? Yeah, and we had like blocked each other so people could see we didn't follow each other anymore and stuff. Wow, the detectives were out. That? And then you became an influencer and then she bought you a car so many years later.
Starting point is 02:05:05 I know. What a beautiful story. How did that work? How did the Bronco thing work? Like, were you like, I want a Bronco or she just picked it out for you? She's like, this one's yours. No, I was about, like, Ari was really involved because I had been talking to him about it because I wanted to buy it.
Starting point is 02:05:16 So I'd been saving up for it and I, like, was thinking about colors and stuff. So he was, like, gathering information and I didn't know. Because he's like, well, are you going to get a black one, a green one? It's just green, right? What color is it called? Do you know? Something. It's like eruption green, I think.
Starting point is 02:05:33 Oh, wow. That's what it's called. Ari is the car person. We saw him at the Galpin on Van Nuys literally two weeks ago, right? Was it two weeks ago? We saw him. Wait, really? We saw Ari and Paige.
Starting point is 02:05:43 I was in the car with Malibu. I hear someone go, Moses. And I'm like, who is that? It was Ari, right? Was it two weeks ago? Wait, really? We saw Ari and Paige. I was in the car with Malibu. I hear someone go, Moses. And I'm like, who is that? It was Ari, right? Ari and Paige. Yeah, Ari. They were like looking at Range Rovers. I was like, was he just like the car person that buys cars for everyone?
Starting point is 02:05:53 I kind of love that. I don't know. And then I got the MyBak. And I think like Amari was just like, oh, that's the MyBak truck. I'm like, wow, you guys are really car aficionados over here. Like the fact that we just ran into him at a car dealership, it's crazy. Wow. Yeah. I'm like, who is buying a car? It shouldn't be him. Because he has a Porsche, right? I saw it in his vlog. I was like, wow, what is this? A Porsche? Is it an SUV one? It's so lost on me. I don't
Starting point is 02:06:15 know anything about cars. I know. You're not a car girl? Really? Really. I mean, neither. But that's why I wanted, I wanted like a car I could take to the ranch and like be, I just wanted like a car. You just wanted to be a Bronco car. I always wanted a Jeep. So I felt like Bronco was like similar but not a Jeep. I like it because size comparison. You look teeny tiny in a giant Bronco. It's so big. You got to sit – like I have to like climb into it.
Starting point is 02:06:35 Oh, I love that. Because Tana got the biggest tires. Like it's huge. Oh, my God. So you had no idea she was getting you one? Well, no. I knew the night before because they needed my information for, like, insurance. Wow.
Starting point is 02:06:46 But I didn't know it was going to be a Bronco. I didn't know what color. Oh, my gosh. But I was like, if this bitch bought me a car. Oh, that's. I was so stressed out about it. I was calling my grandpa, like, sobbing. I was like, you can't do that.
Starting point is 02:06:57 I don't know what I would do if someone bought me a car. I'd be like, I don't know. I'd feel like. I've never gotten a gift. I mean, it's amazing. I've never gotten just. I don't even have, like, an expensive bag. Like, I don't have anything expensive at all.
Starting point is 02:07:08 That's crazy. So it made me feel so guilty. But then I was like, you know what? You guys are like – Let me just accept it. Yeah, yeah. I feel like business partners. I feel when you do, like, business with someone, you're like, well, we're making money together.
Starting point is 02:07:18 Yeah, yeah. That's what, like, my dad was saying. He was like, it's okay. You guys are going to keep making money. You shouldn't feel guilty about it. I feel like that's – I think it's also, like, just something you do when you make money with someone. You're just like, okay, here's, like You guys are going to keep making money. You shouldn't feel guilty about it. I feel like that's – I think it's also like just something you do when you make money with someone. You're just like, okay, here's like this because you helped me make money.
Starting point is 02:07:28 I don't know. That's all right. I'm like, you know what? It's crazy, but – No, Tana's like super generous. It's like that – to me, I was like, wow, that is wild. I was like, I need to step it up next – maybe next Christmas. We'll see how Jess Trish does.
Starting point is 02:07:40 Maybe we'll go on tour. No, I could never do tour. I would love to do it if I could afford it. Like, I love now. Now that I am making more money, I love, like, doing things like that for people. Giving gifts. Not cars, because I'm not quite there yet. I know. Yeah, same. But just gift giving is another two.
Starting point is 02:07:52 But I'm like, God, Tana's birthday. Like, what am I going to do for Tana's birthday? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Another reason why it's hard to have friends is just, like, buying gifts for everybody. I'm just like, I don't know what to do. I don't think she would ever expect something, like, comparable. But, yeah.
Starting point is 02:08:03 Especially when she can, like, buy whatever she wants. It's very hard. Yeah, for sure. These are from Brooke. These are for flowers. Oh my God. She was going to get. Yeah, explain.
Starting point is 02:08:10 I was going to get the two because they were for your baby girl. Yes. But I wanted to get two colors of pink, but then I wanted it to look like this. It looks like the set. It's so cute. I know. It looks like the set. Most literally was like, should we put a bag or something here?
Starting point is 02:08:21 We had no idea what to put. And then she brought these. And I was like, oh my God, it matches so perfectly. I love it. I know, I'm glad it's a girl because the pink aesthetic is just like taking over. Yeah. Are you so excited for, wait, so a baby girl Elvis? Baby girl Elvis, not Presley. I'm so over people saying Presley.
Starting point is 02:08:36 Name it Presley. That's why you should never say your baby names to anyone. Yeah. I do love the name Elvis, but I love the name Presley because I know someone named Presley. I know too many people named Presley. I know so many Presleys. It is a common name. Yeah, to me that's not. Yeah, I think I still like Pres, but I love the name Presley because I know someone named Presley. I know too many people named Presley. I know so many Presleys. It is a common name. Yeah, to me that's not. Yeah, I think I still like Presley more as a boy name.
Starting point is 02:08:50 I don't think it should be a girl name. Oh, Presley. I knew a girl Presleys. And then they said Priscilla. And I was like, I love Elvis. Like, it's Elvis. That's always meant to be my baby. It is so cute.
Starting point is 02:08:57 And everyone's trying to talk us out. And the only reason I said it is to claim it because I thought Kourtney Kardashian was going to take it. Otherwise, I would never say anything because everyone has a freaking opinion about it. It would have been so. I'm glad you said it, but how funny would it have been if she was just born? No, I wish. People would have loved it.
Starting point is 02:09:12 I know. I was really nervous Kourtney was going to name her baby. That's the only reason I said it because I've always kept it. And then I was like, well, whatever. I just want to put it out there. You should have put it in like a time capsule or something so you could have been like, wait, see? I have time capsules for all my videos. I've always said it so many times since I was 20, like Elvis and Malibu.
Starting point is 02:09:26 So I was like, I feel like it's out there. No one finds those clips. But I'm like, find those clips. They find ones from 2018, but can't find those clips. I can't. Do you know what your baby names are going to be? Originally, I wanted the name Leighton for a girl. But then my brother used it for his son.
Starting point is 02:09:41 How rude. I know. But he didn't even know. I was going to be Leighton. I was going to be Laken. I was going to be Laken until the day I was born. Oh my God. After what?
Starting point is 02:09:49 I don't know. It was like late in Easter, I think. I don't know. My mom was off her rockers. Laken. I mean, but she actually was, right?
Starting point is 02:09:55 So maybe that's why. No, I don't think she was at that time. Oh, okay. Well, I was like, you know, sometimes you're on some stuff and you're like,
Starting point is 02:10:00 woo, Laken. I want to name my kid Ruby. I don't know why. Oh, that's cute. But what if she's not a Ruby? What do you mean? Oh, she would be. She'd become a Ruby. I don't know why. Oh, that's cute. But what if she's not a Ruby? What do you mean? Oh, she would be. She'd become a Ruby.
Starting point is 02:10:08 I don't know. Murphy didn't have a name for like a while. Because if you get a second cat, do you have any cat names now? Miranda. Oh, yeah, Miranda. Miranda's coming back. No, I don't know. Well, I want to get a boy.
Starting point is 02:10:17 I can't really name a boy anymore. I guess I could, but it's already confusing because Murphy's a boy name. Can you pick the gender of your cat? Yeah, probably. Well, you know you can't tell. Most people don't know. Well, most people do know, but like a gender of your cat? Yeah, probably. Well, you know you can't tell. Most people don't know. Most people do know, but a lot of times people take their
Starting point is 02:10:29 cat to the vet after having it for four years and find out it's not the right gender because you can't see on a cat. They have no genitals? How do they procreate? Well, I mean, they have them, but most cats are fixed and neutered. So like Tuxin? I don't really know. I've never even checked.
Starting point is 02:10:45 Oh, interesting. I don't really know. I've never even chatted. Me neither, actually. Oh, interesting. Like I'm just trusting that whatever they told me is the truth. Because you don't see them go to the bathroom, right? Because they clean their own bathroom. Yeah, they just have their little litter box. And I think they all pee the same. I was going to ask too, how do ants procreate?
Starting point is 02:10:57 They have little genitals on them? They're so tiny. I never see them. I don't know. They didn't show that in Bugs Life. Oh, yeah. They were like magnified too. know. They didn't show that in Bugs Life. Oh, yeah. They were like magnified too. Interesting.
Starting point is 02:11:08 What are the bugs doing that? Magnified is hilarious. They were magnified. They were animated as what they were. Well, I guess they wouldn't show it on an animation. Oh, I loved it. That was my favorite little animated movie. Wait, really?
Starting point is 02:11:21 What was her name? Flick. Flick. So cute. Maybe I named my little daughter Flick. That is a cute name. Oh, that's cute. I loved that movie Flicka, like with the horse.
Starting point is 02:11:30 Oh, yeah. That's how I first started thinking I was going to be a cowgirl. Oh, my gosh. I've never seen any animal movies. I know. I'm not an animal person. I always think, what if Malibu really wants a pet? What do you do?
Starting point is 02:11:42 No. Never happening. What if I'm going to give Malibu a kitten for Christmas? Oh, my God. That's my worst fear. Never. It's so horrible to do to somebody is get them a pet. What do you do? No. Never happening. I'm going to get Malibu a kitten for Christmas. No. Oh my god. That's like my worst fear. Never. It's so horrible to do to somebody is get them a pet but cats, oh my god, I want you to love a cat. No. I was gifted a dog and I gave it to my mom after
Starting point is 02:11:54 like literally 24 hours because I lived in an apartment and I had no idea actually it was a dog. Yeah. It's a horrible gift to get somebody. The dog is still with my sister. Well, a dog is like a crazy amount of responsibility. Cats, like you don't have to do anything for a cat. Cats are wild though. Cats scare me so I don't know. do anything for a cat. Cats are wild, though. Cats scare me, so I don't know. They're not all wild. They just scare me. You're going to meet one good cat, and then
Starting point is 02:12:09 you're going to change your mind. I want to come meet your cat. Your place looks so bougie. Every time I look at your place, I was like, I need to meet this person. Do you live close to Nessa? Do you guys have the same building? No. Did you see Star Love There? Do you know her? No, but she was my first YouTuber that I was so obsessed with her and her sister.
Starting point is 02:12:26 That was like what got me into YouTube. I loved her. Blair and Al. I love them. She was supposed to come on. I don't know what happened. Maybe she got scared. Yeah, I was a circle back. Yeah, I think a little.
Starting point is 02:12:31 Yeah, I loved it. Juicy Star was so cool. I loved makeup. I just wanted to be a makeup girl so bad, but also I can't even do my makeup to do a brand deal. So I'm like, couldn't have been me. Your makeup is so pretty now. Did you do it now? Thank you.
Starting point is 02:12:42 I did. No, it's so pretty. And the one I used to reference, there was a photo photo of you i think it was the last photo you posted you're like in a silver dress and the reflection and you had like silver on your eyes that was like our inspo today and i was like that's so good oh my god thank you you're great at makeup honestly i want to get you know how like i have like the uncircumcised eyelid vibe going on like the i've put it eyes wait what oh we just talked about this or were we i don't know someone helped have hooded eyes and people take it off so that you can like do better like eyeliner and eyeshadow.
Starting point is 02:13:08 I think I want to do that. Everyone's getting that fixed, I guess. Like everyone, I mean, it's not bad, but I mean. I know. It's like, it's a really like minor thing. Like it's a minor like surgery, but you do, it is a surgery. I've seen. And I want it really bad.
Starting point is 02:13:18 No, don't get that. No, because I love winged eyeliner. I've always loved it, but I just, in the last, like, two years, they've gotten hooded enough to where I can't have winged eyeliner. Oh, wait. Do they get more hooded as you get older? Mm-hmm. Oh, I didn't know.
Starting point is 02:13:29 Because they just droop. The skin gets, like, looser. Wait, really? Do I have it? I don't know what that means. I don't know. No, you do. It's such a good wing.
Starting point is 02:13:36 I was like, wait, are you sure? No, you can see, like, if I look like, like, I don't have. But everyone has that. Everyone has an eyelid. I know. Yeah. No. Are you an eyelid?
Starting point is 02:13:45 Like, when I pull my hair back, like, when I pull my hair back, I can do a winged eyeliner because I don't think everybody can. That's wild. Oh my gosh. So it's the only time I can do a wing now. You want an eye? No. To be like you.
Starting point is 02:13:55 No. Some people, some people, that Barry guy from Saltburn, he has hooded eyes and I'm like, okay, representation matters. Oh, you like that? You like the hooded eyes on him? Yeah, I love it. Well, I mean, I love it on everybody but me because I can't have eyeliner. He has some crazy eyes, and I'm like, okay, representation matters. You like that? You like the hooded eyes on him? Yeah, I love it. Well, I mean, I love it on everybody but me, because I can't have eyeliner. He has some crazy eyes, yeah.
Starting point is 02:14:09 Yeah, he does. Jennifer Lawrence has it, too. Oh, yeah. You love her. But I think she got hers fixed. She looks different. Does she? She looks completely different now, I feel.
Starting point is 02:14:16 I don't know. He's the Jennifer Lawrence stand. I love her, too. Me, too. I love her. Oh, wow. Oh, my God. You guys are like besties.
Starting point is 02:14:22 I love it. Are you clearing up your beef with Rachel? Oh, yeah. I don't know. It's up and down. guys are like besties. I love it. Are you clearing up your beef with Rachel? Oh, yeah. I don't know. It's up and down. It's up and down. I hate you. I thought about it after.
Starting point is 02:14:30 You know, something's up with me after Hot Topics. I'm like, you know what? I really should. I don't know why I'm such a hater. You like her? I love her. I love Rachel Zegler. Okay, we're on the Rachel Zegler train.
Starting point is 02:14:36 Sometimes I like to love, like, this is going to contradict what we literally just said. Sometimes I love to love somebody that everyone else hates. Me too. With girls, I'm very bad. I like to bring them up. Maybe that's why I, I'm very bad. I like to bring them up. Maybe that's why I'm with Ethan Slater. I want to bring him up. Because everybody hates him trying to get on there.
Starting point is 02:14:50 But I do start doing it with girls. You're right. I think the girl underdogs. I just think she's so talented. And I just loved her when she was such a kid. It's crazy she wanted to hang out with you all the time, too. Wait, Rachel Zegler? Yeah, she would tweet you like, oh my god, come over.
Starting point is 02:15:02 What? I so get that. You never saw her? That girl was online. What? No, you're lying. I like, oh my God, come over. I so get that. You never saw her? That girl was online. What? No, you're lying. I swear to God. She said, come over.
Starting point is 02:15:09 Yeah, I think she replied to a tweet like, oh, I'm in New York. You said like, oh, I'm in New York or something or whatever. It was like 2018. No, I used to tweet her. I was telling you, I was a fan when she did the Hamilton covers before she ever did West Side Story. I was like such a fan. I used to tweet her all the time.
Starting point is 02:15:20 Me too. I used to watch her when she sang Shallow in the bathroom. Oh, or Shallow in the auditorium. I know. She did it in the auditorium with her on TikTok, or, like, for a short-form video, but then she did a long-form cover in her bathroom. I was like... No, she's iconic. I did love her. I feel like
Starting point is 02:15:36 I got on the bandwagon of, like, hating on her, like everyone else. But I do think it comes from... I do, too. But that's the thing. Like, I can sometimes watch a TikTok and be so easily convinced. And I was like, you know what? Maybe she does. Well, the whole TikTok was just about Snow White and how, like, awful she was about the thing. I can sometimes watch a TikTok and be so easily convinced. And I was like, you know what? Maybe she does. Well, the whole TikTok was just about Snow White and how awful she was about the thing. So all the compilations of her together, I'm just like, wow, this girl shouldn't be Snow White. You know what I mean?
Starting point is 02:15:53 So I kind of got on it. But we've been victims of it, too, where somebody will see one little thing and then everybody thinks you're a certain way. Yeah, no. Okay, I'm on the Rachel Zegler. Did you watch Hunger Games or not? I loved it. I loved it. Oh, I loved it so much. I loved it so much. We talked about it the other day and I was like, I actually didn't mind heregler. Did you watch Hunger Games or not? I loved it. I loved it. I loved it so much.
Starting point is 02:16:06 We talked about it the other day, and I was like, I should do a reminder on that. You know what I mean? At first, I was like, okay, you're acting them out, but I'm like. I messaged that guy, Tom Blythe. What? Oh. And he watched all my stories and didn't respond. Whoa.
Starting point is 02:16:18 That's pretty cool, though. But he has a girlfriend, so loyal king. Oh, to who? I didn't know, though, at the time. Oh. Who was his girlfriend, anyone? I don't know. I couldn't find her, but I mean, the rumor is that't know, though, at the time. Oh. Who was his girlfriend, anyone? I don't know. I couldn't find her, but, I mean, the rumor is that he has a girlfriend.
Starting point is 02:16:28 Maybe he just hated her. I look up everybody if they have girlfriends. Like, The Weeknd has a girlfriend. The guy from Saltburn does not have a girlfriend, but he did just have a baby with somebody last year. I know. Well, I think they were together up until, like, really recently. Yeah, they recently broke up. Then someone says Verena Carpenter was with them.
Starting point is 02:16:41 I, like, look up everyone. Like, who are they dating? And I'm, like, totally married and pregnant. Like, Sabrina Carpenter has a good history. Yeah. Really everyone. Like, who are they dating? And I'm like totally married and pregnant. Sabrina Carpenter has a good history. Yeah. Really? Who's she dated? I don't know.
Starting point is 02:16:50 Shawn Mendes. Yeah. Really? She's so cute. I love her. I like her too. I like her little vibe. I really wanted you to date
Starting point is 02:16:56 the guy from the basement yard that I have a crush on. Oh, I wanted you too. Oh, you know what? Oh my God. That makes sense. Joe Santagato. Oh my God. I shot my shot. I literally went on the podcast, I wanted to too. Oh my god. Joe Santagato. Oh my god. I shot my shot.
Starting point is 02:17:07 I literally went on the podcast and I was like, I have the biggest crush on this man. And then I found out he had just gotten a new girlfriend. Is he still with her? Oh, shoot. And bless them. Wait, you're on the podcast? What did you say on the podcast? Just that I had a crush on him. I love that you put it out there. I love that.
Starting point is 02:17:23 I wish more people would do that. I totally would too. I do it all the time, but then I get embarrassed sometimes. There's one other podcaster that I had a crush on him. I love that you put it out there. I love that. Me too. I wish more people would do that. I totally would too. I do it all the time, but then I get embarrassed sometimes. Like one, there's one other podcaster that I literally always say I have a crush on and he has heard me say it at least 60 times and now he like avoids me. Wait, who is it? Fabula. Who's Fabula? You know Fabula?
Starting point is 02:17:37 Connor Wood. Oh my God. I don't know. I don't know him either. I always say it. I have like the biggest crush on him ever. Oh my. And now, I'm not even kidding, he like won't say hi to me in public.
Starting point is 02:17:45 I'm like, oh. Have you seen him in public? How do you run into people all the time? Are you like at running into them? I saw him at the Mean Girls screening. And do you say hi? Well, honestly, I was avoiding him too because I was like, oh my God, I'm so embarrassed. Oh, for sure.
Starting point is 02:17:55 For sure if I saw The Weeknd, I would definitely avoid him. I would never go up to him. I'm like, this is the most embarrassing thing in the whole world that I'm doing. Well, you forget like people are going to see these things. Because I feel like I'm talking to my girls. I'm like, I have a crush on this person. Or you think it comes off. I always think sometimes it comes off cute.
Starting point is 02:18:08 And then sometimes I see clips and I'm like, this seems a little obsessive, you know? I think out of context can see. That's what Rachel's like, when you see things out of context, edited a certain way, like, you can seem really, like, That's why TikTok is the most dangerous place in the world.
Starting point is 02:18:18 Like, I trust the people on YouTube, but I don't trust the people on TikTok. Yeah, like, Twitter, too. After I did the canceled, everyone's like, Pop Crave was like, Trisha Paytas collaborating with The Weeknd. And I was like, oh my, and everyone's like everyone's like Pop Crave was like, Trisha Paytas collaborating with The Weeknd. And I was like, oh my, and everyone's like, just able now.
Starting point is 02:18:27 It just sounded so weird and bad. I was like, this sounds really obsessive. It was just like a social media thing with a social media manager and everyone made it sound like we were doing this song. Maybe I made it sound like that. That's why I was like, maybe. I don't know. I'm like, that sounds embarrassing. Honestly, it's all the same. Yeah. I guess anything. I guess any attention is good attention. I guess putting stuff out there is just good anyways.
Starting point is 02:18:44 I remember my old manager, she used to like – if I would wear like a brand, she would be like Brooke X like – Wait, what? Dolce & Gabbana. And it's like that was not a Brooke X Dolce & Gabbana. Like it was like – I went out and bought this. You know what I mean? And it was so funny.
Starting point is 02:19:01 I was always like you can't say that. Well, they should definitely give you credit for these San Diego sweatshirts. I call this the Brooke X San Diego sweatshirt. I really want an UGG partnership. I sent that to my – Oh, yeah. The Brooke Ultimedia. I was like, look, I got two sales right here.
Starting point is 02:19:16 Literally two sales. These were like sold out. Like literally this was like I had to get a different version because that one had sold out. That was like the last one of that because everyone was going to get them. I almost think I like yours more. I like that one. That one. That was like the last one of that because everyone was going to get them. I almost think I like yours more. I like that one. That's the Brooke original right there. I have the baby blue one. I'll bring it to you next time.
Starting point is 02:19:32 And the yellow. I saw Tana in the yellow. Yeah, Tana has the yellow. Between the group, we have like 17 of those. Did you guys get them in Mission? Because we all got them on the same day. I love that. Was it the Mission Beach one? It's called like Miss Mission Beach or something. I called the store myself being like, do you have any more? Because I wanted a double XL, too.
Starting point is 02:19:48 I was like, I need the double XL. They were on sale when we got them, though, so they were probably just going. I think it's crazy the influence you do have because I really don't think I ever would have bought these. That makes me so angry. This is the only two people I think are in the store. I don't think so. I don't think so, either.
Starting point is 02:20:00 They were sold out because someone went that night and they had three XLs and a two XL, but then they went back and everything was sold out. Even on our Reddit, everyone says that they want this too. Yeah. Maybe we'll, yeah. Make merch on it or something. Maybe I'll make some merch like that. You really should. You should, for sure. I was trying to find, because I wanted,
Starting point is 02:20:17 I really wanted to have like one made for Malibu, one made for Elvis. Oh my god, that's so good. But I can't figure out like what the material is because it just says 50% like cotton, 50% polyester, but it's not, it's like something about it. Yeah, it has a texture. Like a little twill action here. It's like almost like towel-y.
Starting point is 02:20:35 Yeah. I can't describe it, but I can't Google like sort of towel-y material. Well, I couldn't even Google this shirt. I was trying to find it. I even like screenshot it and tried it, but thanks to the Instagram story, everyone found it. Yeah. But it's like you can't describe the way it feels. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:20:49 Well, inside it's like soft. The outside is like twilly. But inside it's like soft. Yeah, but inside it's like, oh, the fleece. I don't know. I don't know. I didn't know we were wearing this outfit today, though. Next time I want to wear this outfit, it will be in our all pink.
Starting point is 02:21:00 I know. I wanted to wear the pink one, but I couldn't find it. I love this whole vibe. You're just like a style icon, just setting the trends. I'm just basically wearing pajamas. I was putting on perfume before I left, and I was like, shoot, I wonder which perfume Brooke wears. Oh, that's a good one. Right now I'm on the Charli D'Amelio perfume, the Born Dreamer.
Starting point is 02:21:17 From Ulta? I love that with a little star. I haven't bought it. It's so good. And there's a Margiela one that I use sometimes. It depends on if I'm going to be around a boy, I'll use that one because it's like more mature. Oh, I love that. But if I'm just like having like a funny little day, I'm going to have a Charli D'Amelio one.
Starting point is 02:21:34 We love Charli D'Amelio. I literally love her. Was she even on your podcast or was it Dixie or somebody said it was going to be on? Dixie said she would come on. I'm not sure if her, I almost said I'm not sure if her manager would allow it. He's also my manager and I'm pretty sure he would not allow it. Wait, really?
Starting point is 02:21:47 Why? Because you guys, he might. But like Dixie's, I mean Dixie's, she'll say whatever, but. I love that.
Starting point is 02:21:52 She had her own for a while. She had her own little talk show. It was kind of cute. Oh yeah. I forgot about that. Yeah, she was like on a couch. It looked very like production. I like her on the show.
Starting point is 02:21:59 I love Dixie. She's fun. I'm D'Amelio's stand now. Me too. Yeah, I love the Charlie. I love the Dixie of it all. I want a show like theirs. I love their show.
Starting point is 02:22:08 I want a show like theirs too where they like, again, there's not much happening. And I mean that in the best way possible. I tried to tell you that because you were like, I don't have enough people. And I was like, I don't think you really need any people. After watching that, I was like, you know what? We're good. Me, Oscar, Malibu. You're interesting enough on your own for sure.
Starting point is 02:22:21 I don't know about that, but I think nowadays you don't need to be interesting. I think you could just get a show and not be interesting. There are plenty of people who I'm like, how the – Oh, my God. It's crazy. Some of these shows out, I'm like – and the Kardashians even. I mean, they're rich. I guess that's their – but I'm like, sometimes they're so boring.
Starting point is 02:22:34 Well, I think they're interesting, but I think that the things that they choose to make – to feature in the show, I'm like, they're being too safe here. And I'm like, you guys are big on the why Tristan. Oh, the Tristan. I couldn't do this last one. I know. I'm like, go back to like making pastas or something
Starting point is 02:22:49 that was like way more interesting. You're right. Because the Tristan one was wild. I mean, they're going to get back together.
Starting point is 02:22:53 That's my 2024. I need more Kylie. I want Timothy on the show. Oh, I feel he could do it. I don't think he would ever do it. You don't think so? I don't think he would either.
Starting point is 02:23:00 He's kind of unserious these days. He is, but I think his career is serious even though he's unserious. Yeah, his career is the most serious. I don't like anything he did except for Wonka.
Starting point is 02:23:09 I watched Little Women the other night. I was like, hmm, this is not good. I didn't like that either. Really? Oh, my God. I never saw it. I don't know why I'm talking about it. You're like, that's my favorite.
Starting point is 02:23:15 Didn't see it at all. I love Florence Pugh, though. Oh, she was good in it. He was horrible. I like everyone in it. I just don't like, and Greta Gerwig directed it. Yeah. Amazing. But I think it's a little too serious, I think, in it. I just don't like – and like Greta Gerwig directed it. Yeah. Amazing.
Starting point is 02:23:26 But I think it's a little too serious, I think, for me. Yeah. His acting was not good in it. Oh, you know who I think is going to be the next It Girl is the girl from Barbie, the Ariana Greenblatt. Oh, yeah. She's in everything too. Let's see. What else is she in?
Starting point is 02:23:39 I didn't know that. She was in sci-fi. Like she was in Avengers. She was in – Really? Oh, she's already the It Girl? There's her TikTok. Like, no. Well, yeah. I mean, she definitely is. I know. I know. She was in Star Wars. Oh, she's already the it girl? Her TikTok, like, no.
Starting point is 02:23:46 Well, yeah. I mean, she definitely is. I know. She is already the it girl. But I didn't know either. She posted a TikTok. I'm not kidding. She just literally is just like looking at the camera. It has like 60 million views.
Starting point is 02:23:57 She has a face card for sure. Oh, she's so cute. And she has like the Billie kind of like vibe about her where she's very like. What's the saying? Paladin kind of. Like, we accept your face card. What is that? Never decline.
Starting point is 02:24:08 Yeah, that's what it is. Her face card never declines. It doesn't. It's a good one. I like her. No, she is an it girl for sure. I know. I always want to know like the next it girl will be.
Starting point is 02:24:20 I was thinking about her earlier because I was thinking about – because I saw her and I was like I want to be her friend. And then I looked up how old she was and I was like, I can't be her friend. How old is she? 16. 16? Oh, I didn't know that. Wait, what? She looks so mature.
Starting point is 02:24:32 Oh, my God. I know. But she's so young. I mean, it makes sense if you see her in Barbie. She's just like a little girl in Barbie, basically. Oh, but you always think they're like to play younger. But she just like, the Golden Globes, she wore like a suit. Yeah, she looked cool.
Starting point is 02:24:43 She looked so cool. Definitely. Can you imagine? She's going to high school and then she's going to the Golden Globes in a wore like a suit. Yeah, she looked cool. She looked so cool. Definitely. Can you imagine? Like she's going to high school and then she's going to the Golden Globes in a suit. At 16, I look like a loser. I know. I would have worn a homecoming dress. Me at 16.
Starting point is 02:24:53 That'd be a slay though. They should dress more homecoming-y. I think that's like cute for their age. I know. Sometimes I think it's fun to like dress like how old you are. Yeah. But also like I would have thought that was the coolest thing. I would have loved to have a party like prom thing because I never went to prom.
Starting point is 02:25:04 So I'm like, God, I wish someone would do prom. Mean Girls just did a prom the other day. Oh, my God. Why am I not invited to anything cool ever? That's why I was – that's why I wore my prom dress and my little corsage. Oh, they did a prom theme? You're wearing my prom makeup. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 02:25:17 I love that. I would have worn the full outfit had I had time. Oh, my God. And that's the one you wore with Ari? Uh-huh. I was so cute. I loved your TikTok from the salt burn. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that was cute. He backed me into a corner with that. Wait, why are you with Ari. I was so cute. I loved your TikTok from the salt burn. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 02:25:25 Yeah, that was cute. He backed me into a corner with that. Wait, why were you so good? It was so normal. You were actually more lip synced on than him. I love Ari, but you were more lip synced on than him. Yeah, he sucks. Because he looks just like him.
Starting point is 02:25:34 I'm like, oh, I'm going to give in more for that lip sync. He really looks just like him. Everybody called me after that, and they were like, we thought that was Ari. I mean, literally looks like him in the thing. But yeah, you look so pretty at that. The Mean Girls sponsorship, I'm very jealous of. I mean, honestly, I would have just gone to the thing and waited for it to come out. They did like Barbie where they just did so many events and stuff like that.
Starting point is 02:25:50 Couldn't get invited to one. I know. No, you're – listen, now that I know you want to be invited, the Mean Girls girl or the Paramount girls in general are just like – I mean, anything, any Paramount movie, I'm like, please invite me. I'm very blacklisted from anything. No, I think Tana did like straight up get banned though. Oh, because – What happened? Remember she told us the one think Tana did, like, straight up get banned, though. Oh, because of that.
Starting point is 02:26:05 What happened? Remember she told us the one where her and Todd, right? That was Paramount. Yeah. No, Paramount didn't ban her, but I think she just, like, kind of, I don't know. Honestly, don't get my word for it. Well, that's what she says, though. She said, Paramount's never going to invite me again or whatever.
Starting point is 02:26:19 Oh, interesting. Well, I've never been invited, period. So. Or getting on Raya. You said you were on Raya, and I was like, oh, can't relate. Never could get on it. I don't know. I never really had any success.
Starting point is 02:26:29 Well, until like Lili. Yeah, people love – Raya is a big thing. I've had it for like five years, and I met like two people from Raya. It's pretty good. Andrew Garfield is on there. That's all I know. Yeah, so keep having – Wait, I saw him at Nobu recently, and he was with Bo Burnham.
Starting point is 02:26:44 Oh. And they ran out of the restaurant together. Like, ran. Oh. I was like, was this a bit? Were they being chased by fans? I don't think so. I think they were being funny.
Starting point is 02:26:51 Was this Nobu Malbu? Uh-huh. Oh, God, I love that one. We love going there, too. I love Andrew Garfield. God, I love Andrew Garfield. I think he's on Ryan. I need to get my sister on there.
Starting point is 02:26:59 God, wait, how old is he? Maybe my age settings aren't right. I think he's 40, though. No. Yeah, that may be why. What? I thought he was, like, 25. I had mine set super high for a while, because I think it's 40, though. No. Yeah, that may be why. What? I thought he was like 25. I had mine set super high for a while because I wanted to get John Mayer.
Starting point is 02:27:10 Oh, he's looking for a wife. But then I was like, it only gives you a certain amount of people in a day. So I don't want to have like 90% 50-year-olds when I know I don't want to date a 50-year-old. You never saw him on there? Uh-uh. He wants a wife. I just saw recently. He's like, everyone thinks I don't want to be married, but I want to be married.
Starting point is 02:27:22 I kind of hate him. I don't think anyone wants to be married to John Mayer, to be honest. You didn't. Do you want to find him? I did want to find him, but I think I just wanted to know that he would match with me. I 100% would want to be married to John Mayer because I was into celebrities, and any celebrity would be fine with me. I don't think I...
Starting point is 02:27:36 I think I would have too many insecurities. I think I'd be like, where have you been? Yeah. I'm not dating anyone who's dated Taylor Swift. He dated Taylor Swift? Yeah. I couldn not dating anyone who's dated Taylor Swift. He dated Taylor Swift? Yeah. I couldn't, like, I couldn't even stomach that.
Starting point is 02:27:48 I'd be like, I just, I love her. He's also misogynistic and derogatory to women like Jessica Simpson. He called sexual napalm. Well, that's,
Starting point is 02:27:54 yeah, that's another thing is like I know what he did to her and I could never live with myself. To Taylor? What did he do to Taylor? Have you heard Dear John? No.
Starting point is 02:28:03 What is that? I've seen the movie. She just, he just took advantage of her at such a young age. She was too young to be dating him at the time. Whoa, what's this? What's the age gap? Did you tell me this? Do I know this?
Starting point is 02:28:12 I think she was like 19. She was 19. But he was in his 30s. Oh, don't you think 19 is too young to be messed with? Yeah. The girl in the dress cried the whole way home. She wrote that? Yeah.
Starting point is 02:28:22 Ooh. Yikes. Okay. Canceling him. I didn't know about all that. But she straight up called it the song Dear John. She wrote that? Yeah. Canceling him. I didn't know about that. She straight up called it the song Dear John. Do you know it? Yeah. Can you sing it? Dear John
Starting point is 02:28:34 I see it all now that you're gone. Stunning. Do you know? She always wants me to sing So I just gave up Instead of singing Do you sing?
Starting point is 02:28:48 I know You said that you get sad When people don't sing with you I hate when people don't sing Oscar always sings with me But no I don't sing I sing What do you sing?
Starting point is 02:28:55 I sing What's your go-to? Taylor Swift Just Taylor Swift You guys should invest Either Taylor Swift Wasn't that The girl from the LeBron family
Starting point is 02:29:04 Didn't she like a dear John yeah that was so funny you really came to bat for her didn't you I love that song I love
Starting point is 02:29:13 I don't know about them as a whole family I feel like knowing Taylor I feel like she would sue oh I know she's very like a little kid
Starting point is 02:29:21 she's gonna sue this little kid 100% well I guess they're monetizing it I guess it's a whole other thing. Yeah, for sure.
Starting point is 02:29:26 She's got a set an example. She just didn't know that people can't get away with that. That's true. She's like, actually, no. Yeah. Literally, yeah. Yeah. I don't know any Taylor Swift songs that like offhand that I can just sing.
Starting point is 02:29:38 I would love to have a karaoke moment here, but I don't know what it is going to be. The thing is, I really don't listen to Taylor Swift like that. What? Some artists I just love and I don't really like listen to them much. Wait, why do you love her if you don't listen to her music? Well, I know all her songs. Like if I went to Aeros Tour and I knew all her songs. You went?
Starting point is 02:29:51 Were you at the same one? I don't like listen to it in the car. Which one did I? I don't remember which one I went to. I think I was night three. Was it like a Wednesday or something? It was during the week? It was the first night they started filming the Aeros Tour documentary.
Starting point is 02:30:03 Oh, it was the second night they were filming the documentary. Oh, you went the day after me. Oh my God, you guys got to see each other. It was so good. Yeah, I the first night they started filming the Ares Tour documentary. Oh, it was the second night they were filming the documentary. Oh, you went the day after me. Oh, my God. You guys got to see each other. It was so good. Yeah. I was really trying to be in the documentary. I cosplayed.
Starting point is 02:30:11 I for sure was. I could see my light. You saw- Did you cosplay? No. I cosplayed and I put on a show. I saw them filming and someone gave me a friendship bracelet. I fell to my knees.
Starting point is 02:30:21 I was like, oh, my God. No, you didn't. I put on a show because I'm like this. And I saw dream like the hannah montana 3d movie like the people who got featured could you imagine going and being like that's me i literally stayed through the credits of the air store because they were showing all the fans and i was like oh i could be and i saw people i saw because i was on the floor where they were filming it and there's people next to me so i'm on the editor i'm like yeah i see myself. I was nowhere even near the floor. Where were you? I was in a box. Actually, I was in a box. No, yeah,
Starting point is 02:30:47 I don't know how that happened. Were you with a brand? Mm-hmm. Oh my God, you are so bougie. I love that. You are the ultimate girl forever and ever,
Starting point is 02:30:54 like more than anybody I think right now. It's my, I like, thank you. I mean, that's crazy. I'm so happy for you and everything
Starting point is 02:31:00 because I was just like, wow, she like really just blew up so big. Well, it's new. It just like, well, people just started inviting me to things. I mean, but that's only like the beginning. I told you like, wow, she like really just blew up so big. Well, it's new. It just like – Well, people just started inviting me to things. I mean – But that's only like the beginning.
Starting point is 02:31:08 I told you like you were the most requested guest for real and then like literally your episode, I was just like, oh my God, you're like a million views in like two days. Yeah, I didn't believe you. Oh my God. I didn't buy it. No, we – She's like, I didn't believe you. Because I was –
Starting point is 02:31:19 It was literally the most requested over and over and I was like, okay, like we get it. We like you. But I was just like, oh my God, they love you. I love you. Every time I see you, I'm like, you're just so cool. And I was like, okay, like we get it. We like you. But I was just like, oh my God, they love you. I love you. Every time I see you, I'm like, you're just so cool. Even like off camera. Well, that was the first time I ever talked about like anything mental health. And now I feel like I've been doing it left and right.
Starting point is 02:31:32 Because I'm like, oh, well, people like it. Yeah. Because it's also like, it's just like relatable in like a real way. Because like it's not, it's not something that a lot of people feel comfortable talking about. And I feel like since you're comfortable about it, people can feel more comfortable about it. I guess if I'm going to talk about like crude, horrible things, I might as well talk about like actual real things. Yeah. How is your mental health?
Starting point is 02:31:48 Are you good now? Yeah, I'm good. You seem great. I'm doing really well. You radiate good. You seem to handle things. You know what all it takes is one good breakup. Oh, no.
Starting point is 02:31:57 Well, I feel like you have a good grasp on this relationship. You're not trying to like force rush anything. Although I do think you should – well, I don't know. I think you're doing really good at it and I feel feel like with tour it's going to be really great. And I think the bus will actually be really good for you and, like, Tana and, like, everything. I think so, too. And what I was going to say earlier is that on a bus there's so many less, like, things that you have to do. It's like you finish the show and you get on the bus, and that's it.
Starting point is 02:32:22 Like, it's hard to be – Late. Yeah. Like, you just – you go. And not that she. Like, it's hard to be late. Yeah. Like, you just, you go. And not that she's just, like, so late or anything. Yeah. But it was just a lot of, like, turmoil amongst us. Like, we, a lot of stress of travel and stuff.
Starting point is 02:32:32 We won't have that probably now. But a lot more shows. It's going to be so. Like, how, what do you think, 40, 50? Like, what do you know? 40, 40 something. Oh, wow. But we do have, like, a good, like, month off in between.
Starting point is 02:32:44 40 show. I can't even do one live show. I have a company that always keeps telling me to do one live show. I'm like that's so much energy and work. I would be so drained. 40. I'm really afraid about it to be honest. Well, you're young and fit and cute.
Starting point is 02:32:56 But like the pressure – it feels like a lot of pressure of knowing that you have to – like well, that's having a job. Wait, what? Like knowing you have to be somewhere every single day. And like obviously I've had jobs and stuff before, but this is like so many people that you would let down. Like you can't just call out. Yeah. And people get mad if you let down. I'm not that you can't if you need it for your mental health.
Starting point is 02:33:14 But you know when like a dollar cancels, everyone's like, oh my God, we need to go all the way to Vegas. Yeah, because it just like feels like – I mean it's been a long time since I've had like four months straight of having to do something every single day at the same time. Like, I don't know. But I kind of love a little routine. I know that's a normal thing to do. Yeah. But it's – don't you think, like, the routine of it all will, like, be good for you? Because I think –
Starting point is 02:33:32 Yeah. I love a routine once you're in it. Yeah. And once it's over, too, it's like, okay, I just worked so hard. Yeah. Yeah, you could have, like, time. And now I can take a sec. Mm-hmm.
Starting point is 02:33:40 Just in time for summer. Oh, my God. Oh, so you think it'll be done before summer? Yeah, I think it ends in May. Oh my God. So you're like going soon. Can you not say? I feel like that's a good tease.
Starting point is 02:33:50 I don't know. Yeah. It starts really soon. Wait, I'm just going to like, do you guys rehearse? No. Oh, you just put like, I don't know.
Starting point is 02:33:57 Well, yeah, we will. We will for sure for this one. A sound check. Yeah, we've like, I mean, we already kind of talked a lot about like what we're going to be doing and stuff, but. What's going to be different about this, like, what we're going to be doing and stuff.
Starting point is 02:34:05 What's going to be different about this one? I think it's going to be a little bit more structured than the last time. Last time, we kind of just were, like, and Tana, I think, is going to be sober. Oh, okay. So a lot of it was, like, just us being drunk last time. Oh, really? That's amazing that you can, like, work and, like, meet everybody like that. Well.
Starting point is 02:34:23 Sort of. I mean, the fact that you did meet and greets, drinking, that's pretty good. Well, it's just not sustainable. Like, I couldn't, there's no way I could do that for the amount of time we're gone. How many people are going to be on the bus? Because you guys have such a big, like, group. I don't know. Well, no, no, no.
Starting point is 02:34:36 We said, my rule of the tour is no friends. Oh. Wait, what? Yeah. No, I don't believe it. No way. That was my rule of the last week. That's like a lot of the reason that we were fighting is because like the friends don't stay in Tana's room.
Starting point is 02:34:51 The friends stay in my room. Wait, really? Yeah. So I'm like. That's wild. Why are there 16 people in my room? Oh, my. Oh.
Starting point is 02:35:00 Why can't I take a nap? Yeah, that would be hard. Yeah, that's going to be wild. Oh, my gosh. Yeah. So no friends. Oh. Why can't I take a nap? Yeah. That would be hard. Yeah. That's going to be wild. Oh, my gosh. Yeah. So no friends. Okay. I love that.
Starting point is 02:35:09 I mean, Lila will probably come because Lila – we bring Lila out. She's a show for sure. She is a show and she takes like the edge off of us because like halfway through if we're going to like lose in our mojo a little bit, we'll be like, and here's Lila. I love Lila. I know. I went around the podcast where I just think we have to censor every single word I'm like and I'm like I don't know girl like we're gonna censor everything honestly though like I feel like she could come on and talk about like see like serious
Starting point is 02:35:32 things though because she like as much as she puts on a character and stuff she's very smart and like she can be serious like she knows a lot about a lot of things yeah I love her but she would just have to know that she's supposed to be a little bit less. I feel like sometimes she goes on a podcast with the intent to like – Yeah, of course. Be crazy. No, that's why she's entertaining. She's so great. I know, but we have to tell her like, you can't say that on cancel because people like – that's not even her personality really at all.
Starting point is 02:35:55 Yeah, she just gets – but it's fun. That's why she's great. Yeah, yeah, yeah. How do you get with like – since you are like so in in like people's comments and stuff when you're like with someone who is like a little bit controversial like how do you handle that though because like you know with tana like the end of 2023 like things were going on like how did does that stress you out at all like when you see tana going through something or do you just like separate yourself not really i feel like separate enough yeah yeah you don't feel like you're with her in the cancellation no if anything
Starting point is 02:36:25 i'm like god take the edge off a little for me right the attention shifts a little bit that's the whole reddit right now so i'm like no i don't know well not that i want to see that yeah i don't want to see her get canceled or anything for anything but sometimes i'm like okay i could take a beat yeah do you feel like do you feel the weight of it or are you just like, oh, it's not that serious? Like, because it's like not – to me, her cancellations are not. No, yeah. She usually like is really like – Let's it go.
Starting point is 02:36:51 Yeah. But this – like the steamies, for example, she was like very like upset about. And so then I felt bad because like she never really – like she doesn't take that stuff to heart usually. So I felt bad that she like was having anxiety about it. But usually she's just like whatever. Yeah. I get so it's like me too i'm like no i'm not yeah i'm like like i anytime i see something about you or you like i want to like get in there and like and i'm used to be really bad about that like i would like go in and like get in little like keyboard wars you know but now like you can't argue with anyone who doesn't like you you know
Starting point is 02:37:22 what it gives it gives matt rife He does not have to be doing it. It's embarrassing. Yeah. And yet he was still going. Is he still going? I don't know. What's he even doing now? I think Brett kind of ended him.
Starting point is 02:37:32 He took a little. No. He's still going. We just don't see it. Yeah. But I think that's part of winning, though. The fact that we don't see it. Because I see him everywhere.
Starting point is 02:37:40 And I was like, oh my God. It was against my will when I did see him. Literally. Literally. And now you're like, where is he? Where did he go? I hope he's okay. I hope he's doing well. He's still doing will when I did see him. Literally. And now you're like, where is he? Where did he go? I hope he's doing well. He's still doing crowd work.
Starting point is 02:37:50 I'm sure he still has stans. You know, people just like boil to the end of some people. Which is crazy. It's funny that all his friends blocked me. I'm like, I wasn't gonna say anything to you guys. Oh, wait. How do you know? Like on Instagram or phone? On Instagram. I'm just like, wait. What? Okay, that's weird. Especially guys blocking girls. I'm like, oh my god do you know? Like, on Instagram or phone or? On Instagram. I'm just like, wait, what? Okay, that's weird.
Starting point is 02:38:05 Especially, like, guys blocking girls. I'm like, oh, my God, you're a guy. Like, suck it up. Yeah. I mean, maybe misogynist or maybe sexist. I don't know. I don't know. Either way, get over it.
Starting point is 02:38:12 I was just, I was like, the ego you had to have. Like, I was like. Especially for guys who are trying to be so, like, unbothered and above, like, drama and stuff. Like, that's their whole brand. It's like. They have all your friends block you and stuff like that. No, it's so.
Starting point is 02:38:24 Oh, yeah. It's giving very Jeff what I got Starbucks vibe in 2019. Just kidding. Like, oh, okay. I love it. When it's that vibe for sure when someone like leaves the Starbucks. I'm like, what? We love Jeff though.
Starting point is 02:38:39 Honestly, I remember that story. That's hilarious. Yeah. He seems good. I think I'm still subscribed to his Patreon. I need to like cancel some Patreons. I'm subscribed to so many Patreons. I know.
Starting point is 02:38:48 I need like that app that like shows you all the things you're subscribed to and you're paying every month because I don't know anything. I'll buy something one time for a free trial. Yours would be crazy. I know. I do. I have like – what is all those like credit reports like Experian and all? I'm just like I need to cancel.
Starting point is 02:39:01 They're like $35 a month. I can't cancel it. It's so hard. Did you have a good birthday then? Did anyone come? I did. Well, I need to cancel. They're like $35 a month. I can't cancel it. It's so hard. Did you have a good birthday then? Did anyone come? I did. Well, yes. Okay.
Starting point is 02:39:08 I did my birthday at the ranch and I just had like- Wait, what's the ranch? This is the second time you mentioned the ranch. Oh, I just go to the, like, it's my friend's ranch and I go there all the time. It's the horse place. It's the one that's right around the street or right down the street. But I had like my old boss and I have the same birthday. So she had all her family there and I brought a couple friends and it was just cute. Okay cute.
Starting point is 02:39:26 There was babies and horses. I do think your birthday is more iconic than Thanksgiving now though. I think that was a good thing that came out of birthday gate. Definitely. Yeah I do care more about your birthday. Well I loved that people came to bat for me like with that. That was like a good scandal where I was like you know what? I love this game. Yeah. That was fun too. Because it was like
Starting point is 02:39:41 That was fun. It was. It was like it's funny in retrospect knowing that Tana was already planning, you know, like the car situation. So knowing that she actually was, you know, planning something, like us talking about it was fun. Yeah, outside looking in is always fun. Like whenever I'm not involved, if it was my birthday, I'd be a whole other thing. I'd be like, you know. No, it was. In the years leading up to it.
Starting point is 02:40:00 I mean it's like been like a five-year-long thing where I make the biggest scene. It's like two years ago, I didn't talk to like half the friend group for like three months after that. People didn't even know to it. I mean, it's like been like a five-year-long thing where I make the biggest scene. It's like two years ago, I didn't talk to like half the friend group for like three months after that. People didn't even know about it. But like me and Amari like blocked each other.
Starting point is 02:40:12 Oh my gosh. It was a whole thing. Like his mom hated me. It was like a whole thing. Oh my gosh. Wow. All because I was like, can you please come back
Starting point is 02:40:19 for my birthday? Aw, it's giving like salt burn when they sing happy birthday and they don't know his name. You know what I mean? It's like very that vibes. Because all those people were there. You didn't watch it.
Starting point is 02:40:27 You didn't watch it. You didn't pay attention. He didn't pay attention. Because he had his birthday party. Everyone was there. And they're like, happy birthday to, they don't know his name. I was like, that's so sad. But also, definitely me.
Starting point is 02:40:37 It's definitely happened to. Where they have no idea who I am and stuff like that. Well, I love birthdays. Well, we would have come to the ranch, especially if it was right on the corner. I know. I'm like, I should, you if it was right on the corner. I know. I'm like, I should – you know what? 2024 will be there. I know who my real friends are these days.
Starting point is 02:40:49 Yeah. I was going to say, I don't know. I like to be invited. But sometimes I don't know if I would come. I'm like that too. Yeah. I just never go like into like LA, LA because that's like so much work. But for you, especially for Thanksgiving, I don't really like Thanksgiving that much.
Starting point is 02:41:01 I don't like Thanksgiving food. It's Thanksgiving. You know what? Period. What everybody needs to know about Birthday Gate is that none of my birthday parties have Especially for Thanksgiving. I don't really like Thanksgiving that much. I don't like Thanksgiving food. It's Thanksgiving. You know what? Period. What everybody needs to know about Birthday Gate is that none of my birthday parties have even been in the month of November. Oh, when were they? They'll be like two weeks later.
Starting point is 02:41:14 Wow. And everyone would still be like, too close. That's how me and Amari got in a big fight because he's like, sorry, it's Thanksgiving. I'll go, it's December 4th. And I'm like, you're at the club. You're not even with your family. Oh, no. That is sad.
Starting point is 02:41:30 Love you, Mari. I get it. I skipped his birthday this year on purpose. When's his birthday? Who knows? October. Is it October? It is.
Starting point is 02:41:39 Okay. I'm like way too close to Halloween. I feel like in general, you just like to be a homebody anyways. You don't like to go out. I don't like going anywhere. Because I think the day I did canceled, everyone was going out. You're like in general you just like to be a homebody anyways. You don't like to go out. I don't like going anywhere. Because I think the day I did canceled everyone was going out. You're like, I'm just going to go home. I was like, okay, I love that.
Starting point is 02:41:50 Yeah, I'm always at home. I'm the same way. I love to go home. It's so fun. I like the idea of like hanging out. Like I do. And then I'm like, that's why I like the podcast. I'm like, this is my social hour.
Starting point is 02:41:58 And then it's like I feel like I socialized. Me too. I love to see people. But I'll do like a dinner. Like I don't like to go. Yeah, I like the dinner. We did Buffalo Wild Wings. That was fun.
Starting point is 02:42:04 I've never felt cooler than going to Buffalo Wild Wings with Elle, you guys. I like the dinner. We did Buffalo Wild Wings. That was fun. I've never felt cooler than going to Buffalo Wild Wings with Elle, you guys. I was like, wow. That is so good. I had never felt cooler. I was literally like, oh my God,
Starting point is 02:42:10 Josh and Payton is so fun. I loved it. People were doing TikToks and you're just like, wow. If I was like 10 years younger, this would have been like my dream friend group because everyone's like
Starting point is 02:42:18 doing TikToks like, this is what I'm eating and I was like, I love it. Like I feel stupid when I do it by myself but with you guys, it was fun. No.
Starting point is 02:42:24 I think Alexa Stokely is the queen TikToker, though. She would be TikToking everything. She TikToks everything. I know, but I'm like, how did you even film that? I know. Like, who set up the camera for you to be waking up in the shot? Literally with her and her boyfriend, they're like cuddling, then walking. I was like, wow, that's like good.
Starting point is 02:42:38 That's dedication. She's devoted for sure. No, I love it. You're a good TikToker, though. What I love is you're just from your bed, and you're just like. I have to have like no production value, otherwise I just won't love it. You're a good TikToker though. What I love is yours is just from your bed and you're just like I have to have no production value otherwise I just won't do it. It's cute. It's the same reason I can't be a beauty influencer
Starting point is 02:42:50 because I'm not setting up the lighting and the lighting's the difficult. I feel like you'd be so good at that though. I would like to try it. Gotta get my eyelids cut off first. No, my God. The representation. Yeah. I know, but I want a wing. But I think you can still do it.
Starting point is 02:43:06 I think you can still do it. No, because it'll go. I want to see it. Do a TikTok trying it today. No, like if I like look a certain way, it'll be straight. But then as soon as I open my eyes, literally. I think you should do a TikTok. You can do a B-roll.
Starting point is 02:43:19 Yes. How long do you have to edit this? You have 12 hours to edit this before it goes up tomorrow. And you have to give it to Brooke. Well, you don't have to, but you know what I'm already concerned about. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I got you. Wait, will you watch it back and do the edits, or are you going to – like, will you know
Starting point is 02:43:32 now? Like, I always know right after. I'm like, you know what? Not that one. Or do you have to watch it back? I'm only concerned about the part where I'm talking about this new guy, because I wish it was a lot in this one. No, it wasn't.
Starting point is 02:43:40 It was just that one chunk. I'm good. I always do a PR edit, because my background is PR. Yeah. I tell people, like, Oscar knows what to edit out, for sure. But then there's some people who really just want those edits, and I was just that one chunk. I'm good. I always do a PR edit because my background is PR. Yeah. I tell people, like, Oscar knows what to edit out for sure. But then there's some people who really just want those edits, and I was just like, oh, my God. But this has been so much fun.
Starting point is 02:43:52 Oscar, this was so exciting to have you here. This was a dream come true. This was literally a dream come true. This was fun. It was really fun. I love having you here. You are just, like, such a fun person. I couldn't believe you asked me to come back so soon.
Starting point is 02:44:02 I was like, oh, my God. Thank you. I would love you back once a month. I'm literally just like, let's just have canceled over here on Just Trish. They'll get sick of me eventually. No. I could have you both here,
Starting point is 02:44:10 but I always just feel bad at having people. I guess you guys can fit in the chair. I can never fit two people with me. Honestly though, I feel like, I don't know, for some reason, I like act different when Tana's around.
Starting point is 02:44:20 Not like different, but like I feel like I don't say as much or like, no, for sure. But that's anyone. Like me with Oscar't say as much or like. No, for sure. But that's anyone. Like me with Oscar versus me by myself, whatever. It's just different.
Starting point is 02:44:28 Everything's a different vibe. Yeah. It's not bad or anything. No, I just love it because I feel like I just want to talk. Yeah. Well, you are such a good talker too. But Hannah's such a good talker too. So when it's like two people just like talking.
Starting point is 02:44:38 That's the problem. I always like whoever, if somebody has a bigger energy, I'll make my energy smaller. Like I try to like balance it like however it is in the room. Yeah, like figure it out. I know. That's – yeah. That's the – but you do such a good balance of it. And I love that all the comments are like, oh, the people love you now.
Starting point is 02:44:52 Oh, thank you. Everyone is team Brooke. I love you guys. We're team Brooke. I'm God. I know. Team for team Brooke. I'm God.
Starting point is 02:44:58 Can't wait for it to cancel. I actually think the tour is going to be called like the naked tour or something like that. I'll tell you what it's called. Oh, my God. You guys are at like the Sta naked tour or something like that. I'll tell you what it's called. Oh my God. You guys are at like the Staples Center or something. A crypto. Selfie stadium. Could you imagine?
Starting point is 02:45:10 Oh my God. I could imagine. Then that man would have to date me. Oh my God. He comes to the Sophie Stadium to watch you perform. Could you imagine canceled at the Sophie Stadium? Like just you guys on the couch. Tanacon.
Starting point is 02:45:22 Oh my God. That would be crazy. I can see it happening. Canceled con. Can Tana con. Oh my God. That would be crazy. I didn't see that happening. Canceled con. Canceled con. I don't know if we should have any cons in our future. That's so cute. Well, this is basically a con with all of it.
Starting point is 02:45:33 It's so exciting. I'm so happy for you. I'm so happy for your tour. Thank you. I'm so excited. I'm so happy for your mental health and your horse life. Thank you. I can't wait for your adult gymnastics pictures.
Starting point is 02:45:40 I think it's going to be so cute. And then as soon as baby Elvis is born, I'll take it to little baby gymnastics. Oh, my God. That would be so cute. I'm trying to get Malibu in baby gymnastics. I don't know where to go for that. Where are you going for adult gymnastics? Maybe we'll come.
Starting point is 02:45:52 I forget what the place is called. Minamar. I'm waiting on Amari. That's why we haven't gone. Okay. There's, like, a lot of places that do it, actually. I love it. I don't even think it has to be adult gymnastics.
Starting point is 02:46:01 I think it could just be gymnastics. Well, I didn't know if there was adult. I didn't think adults could take tumbling. Like, you're on a balance beam or something? No, I think it's just be gymnastics. Well, I didn't know if there was adult. I didn't think adults could take tumbling. Like, you're on a balance beam or something? No, I think it's just tumbling. I just, like, I mean, I can, like, I grew up tumbling, so I feel like I could. Can you do it right now? I'm like, in fact, watch this.
Starting point is 02:46:15 I would love to see you flip off this thing. That'd be so cool. But, like, the last I'd been tumbling, I was, like, I was heavier than I am now. So now I'm, like, what if I could flip so good now? Yeah, you're going to be, like, just. I'm just flying through the air like I'm like, what if I could flip so good now? Yeah, you're going to be like... I'm just flying through the air like I'm on the moon. I mean, it is true. If you weigh less, you flip better, I think. I think so, too. I can't even do a
Starting point is 02:46:32 somersault. I tried to do one the other day. I can't do a handstand. I can't do anything. I can't even bend. You should have had that man teach you. Well, that was ten years ago. I guess I could calm up, but I mean, it might be a little inappropriate now that I'm married. I think so, too. I'll have Moses do the splits on me. All right, guys.
Starting point is 02:46:47 Check out the canceled podcast. Check out Brooke on TikTok. The tour is coming sooner than you think. And who was the guy you liked? We were going to say hit him up. Who was it? No, it's okay. I'm spoken for.
Starting point is 02:46:59 No, no, never mind. We're taking or we're not taking. We don't know. We don't know. I really don't. Celsius, Tart, and Aloe open for sponsorships for Brooke
Starting point is 02:47:08 Lull for and any I'll just yes any brand that will just associate with me I'll take it
Starting point is 02:47:16 you don't even need to pay me just let me talk about you we'll see you guys on the next Jazz Church yay bye

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