Just Trish - Brooke Schofield Talks Inviting Her Ex On Cancelled & New Influencer Friendships
Episode Date: April 27, 2024Our bestie Brooke is back, and she's spilling ALL the tea on her hot and steamy weekend at Coachella! Plus, Brooke reveals why she'd be willing to invite her infamous ex, Clinton Kane, on 'Cancelled' ...for a tell-all interview. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Hey guys, welcome back to Just Trish.
We're super excited for today's guest.
I don't think she really needs an introduction at this point.
She's just another co-host.
Brooke Schofield is here.
I get so excited every time you ask me to come.
I'm like, please.
Oh my, I was so excited.
I literally DM'd you, I think like two days ago, and I was like, I know you're leaving
for Trish and you're like, I gotta leave this Saturday.
And I was like, oh my God, so you only have Thursday and Friday, maybe, because you said
you were doing it.
And I was like, Thursday?
You're like, absolutely.
I was like, wow.
Duh. I'm like, I don't care what I'm doing. Oh my God. I was so, oh my God, it's usually on Thursday and Friday, maybe. Because you said you were doing it. And I was like, Thursday? You're like, absolutely. I was like, wow. Duh.
I'm like, I don't care what I'm doing.
Oh my God.
Because you're so busy.
Oh, Oscar's here too.
Oscar.
Hi, Oscar.
We're at birth stands.
I feel like there's, you know.
Yeah, yeah.
Were you supposed to work today and then you took off or what?
Oh, we don't have to say it if you don't want to.
I'm here.
God, I love you.
You know, it's like 7 o'clock at night.
So we're so excited. I love the, You know, it's like 7 o'clock at night. Me too.
So we're so excited.
I love the, first of all, the fit.
We try to, we both try to guess what Brooke we're going for.
I was thinking jumpsuit Brooke.
Well, I guess it's not your era.
I wanted to wear pink.
I had a pink, I've been buying like pink clothes because I'm like, what if I have to go in
this dress?
But the shirt that I was wearing, it said the F word on the front.
And I was like, I don't want to ruin their monetization.
What did it say?
F what? Or just F? It just said F. And I said in a pink heart and it was cute what's that doll's
what is that it was it's a bland or a brand called blondita shop okay but i was like yeah
it's probably not the best to wear i thought you're gonna say fag for a second i was like
that's so fierce if you do that's everything yeah I don't live I don't I try to stay away
from that one
yeah I know
I never know what's like
I know some people
like use it now
and I'm like
I don't know
if we can use it
like I don't think
we're allowed to
maybe
I think there's like a
like a recruitment process
like you have to
like go through the steps
and then you can say it
I'll say you guys can say it
oh sure
oh you gave us a pass
yeah yeah yeah
isn't there a cuter way
of saying instead of FHG
there's like a cuter way
now of saying it, right?
Like what?
I don't know.
I thought there was like Fruit Fly or something.
Fruit?
Yeah.
That's the first time I've heard of that.
Wait, really?
Yeah.
Okay, I thought there was like a cuter name.
I don't know.
Anyways, you look great and I love the accessories.
We're both wearing sunglasses on our head.
I remember last canceled, you had them and they were like falling off and then you kept
putting them on and I was like, ooh, this is like an accessory and I was like, I like
I know.
I had to get tighter ones because I don't have a, contrary to popular belief, I don't
have a very big head. Wait people
think you have a big head? Oh everybody calls me
bobblehead Brooke. Wait what?
They do. This is breaking news. No they
do and there's a video going viral right now that's like
some people are not supposed to have like
lose weight because you look like a bobblehead and I'm
getting tagged in it like over and over again. I'm like I hate you guys.
You don't have a bobblehead. I know what they're talking about.
I'm like trying to put it behind me.
First of all bobblehead would be everything. That's such a slay.
That's what we want. I know my goals,
but I really don't have a big head. I think I'm
just, I don't know. I think I have a long head,
but that's fun. No, I don't think you do. That's
so funny people say that. The things that people come up with,
like you can have the most perfect body and people are like,
you got a bobblehead though.
I'm like, damn. Yeah, you can't win with anyone.
So the sunglasses and then the necklace
is?
Amazon.
What is it?
I don't know.
It's so cute.
I think it has a leaf.
Oh, it has a bee.
Bee for? A bumblebee.
Oh, a bumblebee.
Because you have a necklace too.
I was like, how did you know she was going to wear a necklace?
I just had a feeling.
I was like, I need a silver necklace.
Mine is a Taylor Swift one, though.
But it's the only silver necklace I have.
We matched because it's, is it a heart?
Yeah.
I have my heart earrings because I thought I had to be girly.
I'm coming on just trying. I love it. I was like, we're all trying to match. And then you went shopping it a heart? Yeah. I have my heart earrings because I thought I had to be girly.
I love it.
I was like, we're all trying to match.
And then you went shopping for a whole new outfit.
You went to Aritzia and Aloe.
I went to Aritzia first.
Shout out Aloe.
Are we sponsored by Aloe?
Are you sponsored?
I'm getting in with Aloe these days. I mean, I've said it on this before.
All I wanted to do in life was work with Aloe.
And now I'm going there every day.
Literally every day.
They should pay you because we're obsessed with Aloe.
And I don't even fit their clothes.
And I love them. You know what? I think they should pay me too soon.
But so long as they're letting me come there and utilize all the, it's so amazing. Like you get to
go and like you can do whatever recovery you want and ice baths and saunas and work out. What's
recovery? What does that mean? Like after you work out, like when you, if you do like a cold plunge
or cryo or whatever, it's like supposed to make you like recover what does it do like do you know
cryo cold plunge gun to my head no idea do you do it i do it all the time both and what is it you
just go into freezing water and it's supposed to just make you like euphoric and like just feel
a lot better and then you burn more calories all throughout the day because your body's like
trying to heat up oh my gosh really i never heard i knew that i went to make a trainer's house her
backyard she has one she has like a plunge pool in her backyard.
She's so rich. She is.
Her house is like crazy. She doesn't even show like the bougie
part of it. I was like, her house is insane. Have you been on
her podcast? Uh-uh. Oh, it's like out of her house
and it's like the craziest house you've ever seen. I'm like, oh my god,
this is everything. You don't really think about it.
She has so many
huge, huge, huge songs. Yeah.
And still on TikTok. Everything with Jason Derulo.
Just every superstar.
And she writes for a lot of other people.
Like I forgot she did that Jennifer Lopez song.
Which one?
I Ain't Your Mama.
Oh, that's right.
That was like when JLo was like liked.
People liked her.
She is cracking me.
I am so into that right now.
I think it's the funniest thing ever.
She should go on Cancel.
JLo?
That would be everything.
Her on Cancel.
That makes sense.
She would never.
She probably is like, ew, what is that? I don't think so.
I feel like she's boots on the ground right now.
I feel like she'll go anywhere.
Not saying that Cancel's not popping, but I'm sure she would.
She reminds me of my time in the Bronx.
Her hair is...
I mean, she's funny. I think she's funny. I think it's camp at this
point, right? It's hilarious.
Yeah, I think it's adorable.
It comes around. We both have bad J-Lo
experiences, so that's really tainted our view of her.
But it's kind of coming around, right?
I don't know if I've ever met someone with a good J-Lo experience.
That's true.
That's the thing.
That is the thing with everybody.
Come forward.
Right.
If you liked working with J-Lo.
I forget, though.
I forget any bad.
And I'm just like, I don't know.
When someone gets so canceled and they just are so like DeLulu, I kind of love them again.
I'm like, okay.
It's like JoJo. I know. Yeah, that's the thing. kind of love them again. I'm like, okay. It's like JoJo.
I know.
Yeah, that's the thing.
I'm into it now.
I'm like, okay, shit.
Cool.
Someone else is doing that where – oh, not canceled, but like do you guys know like
Nara Smith, the TikToker?
Yes.
Oh, yes.
Sweet love.
It's so funny because people hated on her so much and it's like – but now everybody's
so into it because it's like we didn't realize like it's actually just her being funny.
Right.
That's so interesting because it's like is it a character or is it real and it's like kind of
seems i saw someone unpack it the other day they were just saying like um like she saw how how much
people like fought her over it and like were hating on her for it that she just used the same
formula over and over and over again like i made my kids wait 12 hours to eat their pb and j
right that makes sense because i look at it i, oh my God, that's like wild.
But I'm like, okay, she probably actually doesn't do that.
She probably actually doesn't even like, maybe she doesn't know how to cook.
But we always say like, there's probably like a sous chef or something that's like preparing
it for her and stuff.
God, I can't make anything.
No, same.
Could you imagine like making, we should try it one day though, making like homemade peanut
butter and jelly, like nuts and stuff.
We could.
Oh my, we got to eat the bulldog.
Oh my God.
What is it?
You know, I almost brought you some,
but then I was like,
I think it would literally like do something horrible
to a baby.
Oh really?
Is it not good for?
It's,
I don't,
it's just so spicy
and like it has to be
like radioactive in some way.
Like.
Because of the microwave
or because of the noodles?
Because of the,
it just is like,
I don't know.
It has to be just so unhealthy
and there's so much,
there's like 2,000 grams
of sodium in it.
Oh my God, yeah.
But it's so good and I've been eating it so much that it's not even okay.
Not even the baby.
I'd probably just fall over.
Is it pink?
It's pink.
That's why I was like, oh, my God, how cute.
That would be really cute.
Oh, my gosh, I love it.
Do you still vlog on your main channel?
I do, but I've been doing really badly.
I'm going to have to get an editor because I just like –
The editing helps so much.
It's just hard because it's like every time I have a video edited, I'm like, I hate this.
And then I just want to change the whole thing.
You edited it right now yourself.
Yeah.
We should do a bulldog mukbang.
Oh, my God.
I would love to.
We have to do it.
I miss doing mukbang.
I guess maybe after my birth because I don't know.
The baby just comes out like extra early because it's spicy.
Seriously, isn't that like how you get like induced labor?
Induced labor.
Yeah.
Spicy food, right?
They say that.
I've been eating spicy all week and it's like not
happening. I feel like she's coming like tomorrow. That's why
I'm like literally just like, okay, I gotta get everything done
in the next week. But yeah, they say spicy
does it. We'll see. I eat a lot of spicy food.
Okay, let's talk about Coachella. First of all,
I also love that your hair is down. I was trying to figure out.
I know, I tried to cheat because I think
about like what I've done in the last. I did straight on my first
episode. I did up on my second and
now I have my hair down. Because I've seen you doing the waves and I was like I'll remember last
time I was like your hair is like so beautiful and so gorgeous thank you I like it down who knew
you always wore it up and now I know and I don't know what it was because I feel so much more
comfortable with my hair up because I always know what it looks like smart and like like it can't
really change because it's just up yeah but when it's down and like it can look horrible it can be
like sideways backwards never looks horrible but well that's what the glasses are for. It's out of my face so I don't
have to like touch it. Is that why you do it? Because I saw you readjust them before we started.
I hate wearing sunglasses. I don't like to see in the dark. I never, ever wear sunglasses. If
you see me doing it, I'm faking it. Do you pull them down when you drive? No, because I can't see.
I'm the same way. Oh yeah, you wear no contacts either, right? And why don't you? I don't,
I can, I have perfect vision. And it's just that you can't see. No, yeah. You wear no contacts either, right? Mm-mm. And why don't you? I don't. I can. I have perfect vision.
It's just that you can't see.
No, I can't see with sunglasses on.
Oh, it's so dark.
I can't see with sunglasses on.
It just feels so dark.
I'm like, God, what happened to the world?
That's interesting, but when you put them down.
I don't know.
People drive with sunglasses.
I don't know how they do it.
I'm not a fan.
Well, that's how you avoid, like, the little crow's feet, because I'm probably like.
Wait, where's the crow's feet?
The one on this side?
Yeah.
Well, I don't have any now.
How do you see them if you have them?
I definitely have them on my forehead, but.
You don't have them.
I feel like I must.
I haven't gotten Botox in like nine months.
That's so amazing.
I kind of want to take some out of my forehead.
Not take some out, but I kind of want to like.
Let it fade away.
Let it fade in my forehead because I have no emotions right now.
I'm like, oh my God.
I think that's fierce though.
That's what I want.
Yeah.
I feel like it didn't put enough in me.
Like I really want to just be like one.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then have the eyes. Yeah. But I've been didn't put enough in me. Like I really want to just be like one. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And then have the eyes.
Yeah.
But I've been seeing all these people with like super expressive faces and I get really
jealous because I'm crying.
Yours though, you're good at expressing because you can like still cry.
And if you see the tears, it doesn't matter what the rest are doing.
You know what I mean?
But it's so funny because it just like all of a sudden I'm just sobbing.
I noticed that earlier though because when we were talking about something sad right
before this, you were like tearing up and I was just like, but you're such a pretty crier because you're not doing this like weird,
ugly, like crying face.
I had so much practice.
You were like just tearing up and just like the eyes were just glistening and they weren't
coming down your face.
I know because I try.
So I'm so off.
Like so many times in a day, I have to like stop myself from crying.
So I just.
Why?
You've been saying that.
You said like recently you've been in a crying era.
I'm just like so emotional.
Not even necessarily bad things, but I get so overwhelmed that I just cry.
Interesting.
Like good, happy too?
Just all of it.
You know when you see like videos of babies like hearing a song for the first time and
they just like are so overwhelmed?
That's like me all the time.
Oh my gosh.
That's so cute.
That is cute.
What is the last thing you cried at?
Well, I ran over a bird on the way here.
Oh yeah?
That was sad.
It was like a squirrel too, right?
Yeah.
The squirrel got away. Almost. The squirrel was spared. It was like the squirrel too, right? Yeah. Or the squirrel got away. Almost the squirrel
was spared, but
Did you see the bird? Maybe the bird's
still alive. Oh, the bird is
not still alive. I saw it in my rear view.
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But you said it fell, so maybe it just wanted to end it.
It was like someone shot it down.
It literally like...
Maybe it was already falling.
I think it was, but then it just was not.
I think it was S word idol.
What's S word idol?
Suicidal?
What is it?
Unaligned.
Oh, right, right, right.
Unalignedprone.
Yeah, and then yesterday I was just crying the whole day
because I'm like, I just have so many
things that I'm supposed to be doing and I can't do any of it.
And I'm like.
Like just before you leave for tour, like you're just like, I have to get all this done
and I can't.
So you just like are stuck.
Yeah.
It just is so crazy.
I thought I was like so excited to come home because I'm like, I'm going to be able to
relax.
And it's like, I was less stressed on tour because I'm like, now I have all these things
that I have to make up for and do that I didn't do or I'm not going to be able to do.
Yeah.
What did you have to do yesterday that you're just like, I am overwhelmed?
Oh, just, well, just all, all my videos, all my like partnerships and stuff.
Like, and it's so easy.
It's not like hard work, but it's just like, I just am so hooked about it.
Doing tasks.
Partnerships are actually like, there's so many guidelines.
I just got one the other day that I literally had like seven pages of like little small
texts of like this.
Don't do this.
Don't do this.
Do this.
It's actually like, it's not hard work,
but it's like, you know, it can be tedious.
And I spent like so long on these videos the other day.
Like I tried to knock them all out in one day
and they're all in my TikTok drafts
and then I get my phone stolen.
And you know, when you redownload TikTok,
they're all gone.
Oh, that's right.
Oh, and did you have any brand deals in those drafts?
All of them.
Literally like four videos.
And so I'm like, oh my God. That's my worst fear. That happened. We couldn't find my phone either. And I was like,
I had like two brand deals and I like couldn't get the footage back. But I'm like, finally,
we found my phone. But that is the absolute worst. Yeah. I didn't think I like it wasn't
even stressed about it. Cause I'm like, whatever, you can get a new phone. And then just yesterday,
I noticed the thing and I was like, oh my God. You're brand. You're like the brand queen. You're
like the sponsorship queen. You're like the sponsorship queen.
You're always sponsored.
I'm trying to do as many as I can before they go away.
No, they'll never go away.
I don't think they're ever going to go away.
I think you're going to be like 40.
You're going to be like Brooke Shields.
She's like 50.
Like Brooke Shields.
Just getting like Jean Campaign, Revolve, Aloe, White Fox.
God, I hope so.
You are very influential.
Like I went to Aloe just for you yesterday.
I couldn't buy anything.
And I was like, like girl this hat was 68
dollars it is really like really overpriced yeah i almost fell to my knees i'm not gonna lie like
i got nauseous but i was like oh but it's for brooke and i was like let me just look for
something else it is i just like something mentally i know if i spend the money on it
i'll wear it all the time yeah and like i i'm weird about like if i buy something that is like
super inexpensive like something from shein i won't want to wear it because i'm like that's true you just
know it's going to be thrown away you should have on the hat you wear hats all the time i feel sad
now i always i i girl math that i'm like okay if i wear it x amount of times it's only 10 cents a
day but at least you go to the aloe gym so you have an excuse like if i was going to the aloe
gym every day i'd be like well i have to buy the aloe well that's the thing so they they gift a
lot every time they get like a new color or something, they'll send you home with all of it.
Oh, my God.
It's amazing.
So like – but then my girl, Math, is like, okay, they gave me two free outfits today
so I can go buy two outfits and now everything was 50% off.
Oh, my God.
That's actually everything.
That's tea, actually.
Yeah.
That's so smart on their part.
They're giving you free clothes and you're still buying.
You're like, you know what?
Thank you.
Now I can go buy some clothes too.
That's so smart.
Yeah, because I just – I want it all.
I feel the same way.
Shout out Fashion Nova. I get free clothes from them now, but I still buy clothes too because I'm always just like Yeah, because I want it all. I feel the same way. Shout out Fashion Nova.
I get free clothes from them now,
but I still buy clothes too
because I'm always just like,
oh, I need to close tomorrow or something.
Yeah, that's how I am with Revolve.
It's so quick that it comes immediately
and I'm like, oh, I just don't want to.
Do you get sponsored by Revolve?
I get gifted by Revolve.
Wow.
Aloe is where it's at though.
Shout out Aloe.
Once I'm done with this baby,
I'm going to get an Aloe size large.
We're going to go to the gym.
Yeah, you're going to see us.
I would love it. You guys,'s so fun and it's like honestly
it's more so the social experience because like yeah of course it's been so long since like I've
been able to meet new people I never meet new people doing the job that we do because it's
like what where so canceled well they can come on the podcast well yeah but like aloe is every
every day it's like all these new people and it's like good people. It's not like meeting people at the club.
It's like people who are into the same things as me.
And so I'm like socially, I feel like I'm making all these friends now and it's fun.
Wait, so there's more than, I always just think it's like just you and like Octopus there and then like that's it.
Like, you know what I mean?
Just for the private session.
Sometimes it's a bit like, well, so if we, like him and I are doing Pilates, then some other people are getting like trained.
And then all the people who work there are like now my friends now.
So I get there early to gossip.
Oh my gosh.
And it's just fun.
Would you say you have a trainer that trained Harry Styles there?
Yeah.
We love Harry Styles.
He's my new obsession right now.
He is everything.
You know that him and I are separated at birth.
Wait, who?
Harry and I.
Wait, why?
If you were to like.
Same day?
No.
If you see our baby photos, I made a TikTok about it and it went so crazy because we are identical babies. It was crazy. Wait, why? If you were to like... Same day? No. If you see our baby photos, I made a TikTok about it and it went so crazy because we are
identical babies.
It was crazy.
Wait, really?
I'm like, maybe he's my brother.
But I hope he's not.
Are you guys born in the same year?
I love Harry.
I'm in the hair.
I'm like down the Harry rabbit hole.
Are you guys born in the same year?
I don't think so.
Okay.
I was like, maybe.
Maybe it's a possibility.
I was kind of late to the Harry game too.
And now I'm like, oh my God.
What made you fall in love with him?
I don't know. I think just like when everyone's in love with somebody, I to the Harry game too. And now I'm like, oh my God. What made you fall in love with him? I don't know.
I think just like when everyone's in love with somebody, I like to do it too.
I'm the same way.
But I couldn't be like that with Harry.
I was like, I don't get this.
Like I never got it when everyone went to LA.
I was like, I don't get this at all.
And then mine was don't worry, darling.
I was kind of like, okay.
Oh, that was really great.
Kind of hot.
I feel that way about Justin Bieber.
Like I've never been a Belieber really.
And now you are?
No.
Same, yeah. I'm a Haley Belieber, really. And now you are? No. Same, yeah.
I'm a Hailey Belieber.
Like, I love Hailey.
Me too.
Oh, interesting.
Really?
I think Hailey's more interesting to me than Justin.
I don't know why.
I just think she's so, like, bright.
Like, she's so happy.
Yeah.
And Rose is kind of slaying, honestly.
Right.
Everyone has those phone cases.
You have the phone case, the road one with the lip gloss.
I want it so bad.
Hailey, please.
Me too. It's been sold out for a long day we all want it i saw i saw her this
weekend a few times and she looked amazing do you go up to her like will you go up to celebrities
i don't go up to her i'm scared of her wait really i know she's so nice and you kind of like her i
met her a couple times at catch and she was so sweet that's what i was so upset when that video
went viral of her being like rude to servers and stuff because she was so, so sweet.
I was like, there's no way.
Wait, what video?
There was like, she had like a whole scandal where everybody was like,
Hailey Bieber's mean to service people.
But was there video footage of it?
No, a girl made a video and said she had a bad experience.
But I was like, that's kind of hard.
I don't know.
I probably, so many people have had bad experiences with me in the service place.
Well, but I was the service worker.
You were the problem in it. I'm like, but I was the service worker. Thank you for the problem in it.
I'm like, your table's not fucking ready.
Were you that server?
A hundred percent.
I was in a server.
I was a hostess, but I'd be like, well, do you think it's ready?
Did I call your name?
Because you were at catch.
So that's like people being just extra bougie and then you have to be like, yeah, assert
it back.
Yeah.
But I'm out of that phase.
I actually went there last night.
Is it catch or catch steak that you worked at?
I worked at catch.
And catch steak is where? Down or up? Across the street. Is it catch or catch steak that you worked at? I worked at catch. And catch steak is where?
Down or up?
Across the street?
Is it two separate, right?
I don't know.
I'm directionally like really stupid.
But it's two separate things, right?
Two separate things.
That's what I was confused.
Everyone's like, no, you have to go to catch steak.
And I'm like, which one is that?
It is great.
It's more like decadent foods.
Like it's like a lot of pastas and potatoes.
And it's just, it is really good.
We never go to Hollywood, but we should go there.
I love Catch though.
I do love Catch because they have like a, didn't they have like a donut wheel?
Donut wheel.
Yeah.
It was so good.
Oh, you went, who'd you go with?
It was my friend Brooke's birthday.
So.
You guys have so many friends.
Like every time I go on a story, it's always like, happy birthday to my best friend.
I love you so much.
Like both of you, both you and Tana.
I love you so much.
I don't know what I would do without you.
I was like, oh my God, you have so many friends.
I love that.
I'm trying so hard to make like new friends right now. It's fun. Do you want new friends? Uh-huh. I love that. I love you so much. I don't know what I would do without you. I was like, oh my God, you have so many friends. I love that. I'm trying so hard to make like new friends right now.
It's fun.
Do you want new friends?
Uh-huh.
I love that.
I love that for you.
So that's why you're at Aloe.
Yeah.
Making Aloe friends.
I'm not kidding.
And I'm collecting them like stones.
I'm not kidding.
I like, I just manifested a friend.
I made so many videos about her and talked about her so many times.
And I'm like, I love her so much.
I want to be her friend so bad.
And then I met her at Aloe and now she's my friend.
Who is it? Madeline RG wait is
she someone that's known or just a random person she is known she's like she's from London but
she's a huge influencer okay she's so so smart like she makes videos just talking to her camera
the same way I do except hers are like eloquent and like she's British she's just better like
well-spoken and so smart so funny and I was obsessed with her and I was like I'm never
gonna meet her she lives in London and then one day she's in my Pilates class.
I'm like, hee hee.
Wow.
And now you're friends?
Uh-huh.
We did all of Coachella together.
I'm like obsessed with her.
And so now I'm like, great, I can manifest friends.
I'm like, next.
Who?
Devin Lee Carlson.
I love all these people you know.
Are they like influencers?
I just like, I have people that I want to be friends with.
I manifested you.
Really?
Oh my God.
I said a
million times how much i loved you and now i'm your friend now we're besties you and tanner are
like my only besties and holly i manifested holly too i feel like you can manifest holly's so cute
i've never met her still in person she always says we need to do like a cosplay she wants to do like
beauty and the beast i think in the episode that we just did with her she's like we should do the
beauty and the beast and brick should be bell and there's like oh my god i would love to i'm like
where would we go she was just take pictures pictures. I'm like, I love that.
She's so cute. And I just looked up to her so much. I'm like, I can't believe it.
No, I feel like manifesting people are so real. I think it works like with friendships more than
like relationships, but I think you manifest relationships. Yeah, I'm not good at manifesting
relationships, that's for sure. Oh, so she was at Aloe. Okay. So Aloe's the place to go. We
really need to get there. Is Jake Shane your bestie, though?
I love him so much, but I just made a joke about this.
He's auditioning workout partners.
Oh, a rotation. So Tate McRae is the one who always works out with Tate, and obviously she's just like,
she's Tate McRae, but she's on tour.
Oh, you're the best guy.
So I'm like, who's going to fill her spot?
And I was so excited because he invited me to work out.
And I worked out.
And I was doing the most to try and win him over.
And I was like, I nailed it.
I left.
The next day, he's working out with Olivia Jade.
I'm like, wow.
He's two-timing me.
Did he say he's auditioning?
No.
It was just funny because she's like, oh, I just worked out with Jake, too.
And I'm jealous.
He's my boyfriend.
I know.
I would get like that, too.
I would love to work out.
Jake, if you need a workout partner I feel like I want to do
like workout dates and stuff like that but I just like feel like what if you can't keep up like when
people want to talk to you and you can't like breathe like how would you do it the hardest
time with that like one of when I do Pilates in particular the instructor she's always like so
how's your day and stuff I'm like girl I can try? I try. I think you're in good shape.
I feel like you're in just good shape. I try.
I'm getting better, but it's hard.
You have abs now and everything, which is just like.
Thank you.
I've been working really hard.
I feel like, but you get them easy, you said, right?
Like you're like, I can get abs in two days.
Well, I always like growing up, I always like, cause I was a dancer, but they just come.
Do you do like backflips and stuff yet?
That was your last, the last thing you said here was like, that was going to be your goal.
Oh yeah.
To be a gymnast.
Oh, I don't think I've – yeah, no, I guess.
You haven't – you didn't do it?
No, but –
Because you were doing adult horse riding.
Well, now I guess now I'm in better shape, so I probably could.
I just figured if I, like, tried to do adult gymnastics at the point that my body was at
at that time, I would have 100% died.
You would be so good at it.
Do you know where to go for it?
No, I just Googled, like, adult gymnastics.
I need someone who will do it with me. Like I know Amari will do
it with me. Oh, because he does like dance
and stuff too, right? And I could tell, like I figure
like I'll be able to, because I always could tumble
and stuff. So I figure, how hard can it
be? But I'm like, I am about to be 28.
Like, I don't think I'm supposed
to be flipping anymore. Oh my, but no, you're 28
a little bit. You're November, right? Yeah. Because I was going to be like,
when's your birthday? I was like, oh, I remember the Bronco.
We remember the birthdays. We're going to be at your birthday party this year. Yay. Did you do November, right? Yeah. Because I was going to be like, when's your birthday? I was like, oh, I remember the Bronco. Will you remember the birthdays?
We're going to be at your birthday party this year.
Yay. Did you do one last year?
I know it was like a thing. I didn't. I just went to
the ranch. Here, up here. Oh my gosh.
So you're still horse riding? I am.
I love that. Although I'm not very good at it. I think I give up
because I keep trying to go faster and I'm so scared that I can't.
I feel like horse riding would not be my thing.
I don't think that would be. It's terrifying.
I also think I would break the horse. I feel like the horse would fall. I feel like there's a weight limit my thing. I don't think that would be. It's terrifying. I also think I would break the horse. Like I feel like the horse would like fall.
I feel like there's a weight limit to horses.
That is absolutely not true.
That's so true.
Could you imagine 250 pounds on a horse?
That poor horse.
Do you see what they pull on like in carriages and stuff?
Oh, yeah.
They'll pull like 60 people.
But don't they like –
And horse power.
Like I mean that's – like it's a horse.
I kind of live for that.
I love that you're still doing that.
That's kind of everything.
I just love – well, I just love to be like outside right now because it's getting warmer.
It's getting nice.
I'm an indoor cat for the most part.
I love to be indoor because I just get hot.
I just get so hot.
Like Coachella, which one we should talk about.
Was it about Aloe?
I feel like we want to know so much to you about Aloe.
And I'm so curious.
Your hot trainer.
It's so exciting because it's like you'll go in sometimes.
And you never know who you're going to see.
I was obsessed with Vampire Diaries.
And I keep having Nina Dobrev there.
And I'm like, oh.
I like the guy.
What was the guy that's short but he's kind of mean to people?
Ian Somerhalder?
Yeah, I like him.
Have you seen him?
No, but I would die.
Damon Salvatore.
I need to watch the show.
Have you ever watched it?
No.
What is it?
Vampire Diaries?
Yeah.
That's my comfort show.
Every time I go through a breakup or something, I return to that because I'll fall so in love
with Damon that I am over the man that I'm worried about.
Really?
When's the last time you watched that one?
Recently.
Vampire Diaries.
I should get into it.
I like vampires, but I haven't seen the show.
It's so good.
You would love it.
When you go to LL, you said recently about a hot trainer.
Do you still see him?
Does he ever see those TikToks?
I'm like, oh my God, you're talking about me.
Yes, he showed everybody.
I was like, I was so mortified.
And I like went out with all the Aloe people the next night and he was like sitting across
from me and I just had to like swallow it.
I'm like, I'm so sorry.
Did you say that?
Yeah.
I'm like, yeah, sorry I made that video about you.
He's like, oh my God, haha, it's funny.
Was he into it though?
Yeah.
I think he loved it.
I think he thinks it's funny because like who doesn't want to get called hot?
Yeah.
Yeah, I never know.
I never know if you're like,
think no one will ever see it.
You know, sometimes I do text,
I think, oh, no one's going to see this.
But I like, I wonder if you know,
and you're like, okay, I'm glad he knows or.
I struggle with that.
Like realizing I, like I,
there are consequences to your actions.
Yeah.
You will see these people again.
I'm learning that too, just in general.
I'm always just like, oh my God,
I forget people who are friends with certain people and stuff like that. I'm just like,
I need to stop talking about people, but that's literally all we do. So it's never serious though.
It's our job and it keeps the lights on and everything's fine.
You guys have such a good setup though, where it's like, it's really not too drama based.
Sometimes it can be drama, but I feel like the podcast in general is just like your lives. It's
your own drama. Yeah. I try to avoid everyone else's, but sometimes I want to dabble.
It's so fun. I like talking about other people's. Me too. I love in my personal life, I'm like,
what's going on? I know. When you get here and I'm just like, okay, I need to know the tea. We
don't talk about this on the podcast, but I need to know all of this, which would be such a great
podcast to just be fully real. But you know. We would be ruined so quickly. Yeah. I think it's,
I always tell people, I'm like, just gossip behind someone's back. Like, I don't know, it's better.
It's better than,
It is more polite, yeah.
Right, like when people are like,
say it to my face,
it's just like, ah, no.
I don't want to know.
Also, in the same way,
I don't want, like,
when my friends tell me like,
oh, this person said this about you,
I'm like, why'd you tell me that?
That's the worst.
That's what I struggle with
is when someone's like,
this person hates you.
I'm like, why would you tell me that?
Yeah, I had a friend like that
growing up,
she'd always be like,
this person said you were annoying
and then it's like, like, now I'm going to think about it for the rest of my life.
You know what?
Those are kind of toxic friends.
I used to have friends all in my 20s that would tell me stuff people would say about
me.
And I'm like, that just made me feel horrible.
Yeah.
I just wouldn't do it to somebody else.
I would never be like, yeah, this person said you're ugly.
Right.
It doesn't come to my mind ever.
No.
They'll eventually find out if that person sucks or not.
Yeah.
Well, that's a good format. Do you ever feel like you have to date for the plot, though? mind ever they'll eventually find out if that person sucks or not but yeah i think that well
that's a good format do you ever feel like you have to date for the plot though because that's
what i was wondering like yeah if i were you and i had access to so many hot men i would like
degaff and just date just have a story to tell i don't think i have the access that you think i do
well i just also don't have the um like willingness like i don't want to go out and like go on dates
and stuff but i do sometimes like get nervous because i'm like if i don't have stories to tell
the people are bored and it's true because people like people are like this they're so boring now
and stuff but it's hard because i'm like what do you i have to self-destruct to entertain you guys
and i can't like that is hard and so that's when that's when we start having to dabble in other
people's dramas yeah because i'm like i've got nothing of my own. Like, I'm pulling teeth here.
It's so real, though.
Like, I always felt like that, too.
Like, if I'm not a mess, like, who's going to watch?
You know what I mean?
I know.
And when you're happy, no one wants to hear about that.
But you guys are, like, killing it more than ever.
Like, again, I don't really check views, but I check your views.
And you always get a million per episode.
Like, that's, like, more than, like, anybody right now.
Like, it's, like, actually popping so much.
That is crazy.
I'm trying to avoid, like, I'm avoiding all, like, all all Reddit, all comments, everything because it's been so good for me. I've really been good at it.
That's the best when you don't read. I never go on Reddit. I went on your guys' Reddit right before
Tana came on just to see. I was like, even other people's Reddits, I don't love. I'm kind of like,
they're not even that mean, obviously, and I wouldn't tell you if they were, but they weren't
that mean. I was just like, God, this is kind of weird. I don't know. Just too much. I guess it's
good. I guess it's why people watch it, but it's just a mean. And I was just like, God, this is kind of like weird. I don't know. Just too much. I guess it's good. I guess it's like why people watch it,
but it's just like a lot. Well, I was telling, like Jake was talking about this the other day,
Jake Shane, he was saying like, um, he, he also has like snark pages on Reddit and stuff too.
But I'm like, Tana always tells me like, if it hasn't made it to the real internet, like,
and it's just, it's limited there, then it doesn't matter. And that's so true. Like all the horrible
things that people say on Reddit, no one's saying on TikTok, no one's saying on any, like anywhere else. And I'm like,
they probably will now, but. No, but you're right. If it's not on your FYP over and over again,
then you know, that's not an issue. Yeah. That's why I don't check anything. I'm like, if I see
it, it'll come on my before you page enough times. So I was like, right. Easier way to go. But yeah,
the dating though, I just feel like your dating life is so interesting. I always say this and I
know you like hate talking about it, but like all the guys you
get, I'm just like, damn, I would be dating everybody.
But it's like, it just because they give me attention for one second.
None of those guys are dating me.
You know what I mean?
That one I love dating for the plot.
I want you to date him for the plot.
Everyone wants to know.
Everyone's like so curious.
I know.
And everybody's like, I love seeing like all the speculation about like who it is.
It's hilarious.
And it's such a variety too.
I like it because some of the people they think like it is.'m like you think you think i could do that it's like brad
pitt i know seriously a lot of people think zach efron yeah i'm like we don't know
oh my god if it was zach efron i would like literally scream it first of all i would
not be rolling my eyes at a text from zach efron at all. In fact, Zac Efron, if you are listening.
Do you love him?
I love him.
He's my favorite, actually. He's my all-time favorite. And so many people that come on here
have like a Zac Efron hookup story. And I was just like, really?
Yeah. So many girls are like, yeah, like me.
I have a friend who dabbled in it, but God, everyone gets to dabble with it. I'm so jealous.
It never happened.
I would do anything.
Oh my God.
Well, just like to fulfill like my childhood. Yeah. Like situation. Manifest that. I would do anything. Oh my god. Well just like to fulfill like my childhood.
Yeah. Like situation. Manifest
that. I'll manifest it.
And this is the time to manifest. I think April 20th
is coming up and that's like the manifestation
day. Is it? Oh I need to write that down.
Oh my god. I would actually gag.
Oh my god. That'd be everything.
He comes out cancelled.
Could you imagine? Yeah I just like
I never close.
And I also like – again, I don't like to go on dates because it makes me so nervous that like I can't really do much with it.
It's just a matter of perspective.
Because to us, you're like the ultimate like cool, hot it girl.
And I think you just have to go in with the power that like I don't care like what happens
after this date because I know I can have a hundred other guys after you.
I try to feel that way.
I have been better about that though because I've been feeling like good about myself and it's,
it's easier now like to see like when a guy rejects me, I'm like grossed out by him. I'm
like bad taste. Yeah. That's because I'm just feeling like good. And so I'm like, Oh, like
what? Hello, what's wrong with you? But that's what everyone needs for sure. And like, you are
really that girl. Like you're making like so much money now and you look so good. And it's like all
this stuff is happening. So it's like, yeah, that confidence is like that girl. Like you're making like so much money now and you look so good. And it's like all this stuff is happening.
So it's like, yeah, that confidence is like so key.
But then I'm like, God, like even then I'm like, you don't want me?
Seriously?
Yeah.
No.
But I only will like the guys who don't.
It's like there's probably guys who do.
Oh, yeah.
There's guys that would like kill themselves to date you 100%.
For sure.
But I don't want them.
I want the guy who doesn't even know what I do for a living.
But those guys I always feel like are like yeah the insecure ones though
you know what I mean
the ones that like don't
because they just can't see
or they just have
a totally different time
sometimes you see someone
and you're like
oh my god
I was like
not even their type
or something you know
yeah I feel that way
like there's a lot of guys
who are like perfect
in every way
and I'm just like
yeah
like I don't get it
do you know Ted Nivison
no you said
I think you sent me
I looked him up
when you sent me that
his Instagram
who did you send
who is he I said you should date him I've been when you sent me that, his Instagram. Who did you send?
I said you should date him.
I've been on a high, I've tied a high lately. Wait, who is he?
Who is he?
He's a YouTuber, comedian, filmmaker.
He's coming out tomorrow.
Yeah, he's coming tomorrow.
He's my straight boy crush.
So I'm like, if I can't date him, Brooke.
Oh my God, I love that.
That is such an honor.
He's a big influence.
Did you look at him?
Did you check him out?
I didn't really look.
I just like, I was like going through and I have a whole thing right now where I'm avoiding
everything.
He may be your type, I think.
Well, he's my type.
And every guy that you've said that you've like dated besides Clinton, I'm like, oh,
so hot, you know?
So I feel like if I like him, you might like him.
He's tall.
He wears glasses.
He's like a comedian.
So I'm like, oh, you like comedians.
I don't.
I think I might be out of that phase.
Well, he's also a YouTuber, so we'll get it. I'm trying to get out of the entertainers. Oh. Because I'm like, oh, you like comedians. I don't. I think I might be out of that phase. Well, he's also a YouTuber, so we'll get it.
I'm trying to get out of the entertainers.
Because I'm like, wait, what?
Out of entertainment completely?
Well, I mean.
What?
No.
Not forever, but like I'm not having any luck with entertainers.
And there's like kind of a common theme with them.
It's like the ego.
But then I'm like, what am I?
I mean, I have the same job kind of.
Yeah, I feel like you need someone that would understand what your job is, especially yours,
because you're so, like, you're so, like, influencer.
And, like, the best way possible.
Like, you and Tanner are, like, influencers, you know?
But that is unattractive to a lot of people.
I don't think I would want to be with a male influencer.
You know what I mean?
He's not, like, other influencers.
He's, like, cool.
He barely posts, but every time he posts, he gets, like, millions of views.
Yeah.
It's, like, he's just very, like, relaxed about it.
Well, I'll have to check him out.
Yeah, we'll chat with him tomorrow and see.
We'll pick it up.
He just like goes to all the rainforest cafes in the country or something.
Oh, really?
Yeah, I love that.
Or McDonald's or something.
That's the dream.
It is.
Yeah.
I don't even know.
Influencer wise, I don't know who your match would be, but.
If Jake Shane was straight, maybe.
Oh my God, I love him so much.
I have a lot of like, I have a thing too where i'm like attracted to so many gay people and it's like same
like conan gray who's gonna i have such a huge crush on conan gray how are we not talked about
him he's a singer he's a singer he's he's like best friends with olivia rodrigo and he has like
he's really great music and stuff but he's like so gay and i am in love oh i know i have a choice
of on he's my yeah same at the moment i like but i almost feel like he's like so gay and i am in love oh i know i have a choice of on he's my
yeah at the moment i like but i almost feel like it's like because because they're feminine that
like i'm like i feel like it's almost like lesbian yeah but like but they had the boy parts which is
like fun you know what i mean i love that so i'm like perfect match that's why i think i liked it
too like because i love i love feminine guys in general like even feminine straight guys i just
like feminine guys so i feel like yeah when you see like gay guy, when they're really into their femininity,
you're just like, oh, I love that.
Which is why I like Harry Styles because he kind of like taps into his feminine.
We don't know if he's straight or gay.
We don't know.
He's not out as anything.
But I think he has a little feminine energy.
Yeah, he does.
He's not like afraid of it at all.
I just had my first experience where I was seeing a guy who's very masculine though.
And I had never done that before and I loved it because it made me feel so like feminine
and girly and like, do this for me. whereas in my last relationships I'm like god Jesus Christ
like can you not kill that butt like oh I see oh yeah you need someone to come get the maggots out
of your apartment yeah seriously can you believe that well you found someone you said right it was
traumatic it was like she had maggots all over her body. I heard that. All over is a little crazy.
You have a bougie apartment.
You're in a fancy building.
But could you believe that?
It was so tucked away to where I couldn't see it from when I'm standing up.
I would have had to be on all fours.
And I'm not really usually on all fours in my apartment.
So I didn't see it.
In one section of your apartment.
It was in the kitchen.
Oh, yeah.
But it didn't smell because it was closed.
It was mostly closed.
So I was like, oh my god, how did But it didn't smell because it was closed. It was like mostly closed. So I was like, oh, my God, how did this happen?
It's easier than you think.
Because I remember hearing that and I was like, that could totally happen.
Because they don't come out of nowhere.
I think that's what you guys were saying.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
That's what I heard.
Where do they come from?
They're like fly babies.
I know.
But where do the flies come from?
A pregnant fly just has to like fly in there and then investigate.
But how did it fly in there?
Because it's from the hallway?
You have no flies at all? No. windows don't open right but they open oh
and i have like my balcony and stuff but i never go out there like where the fly come from sometimes
maybe the vents i don't know do you have plants sometimes we get flies i need to get some plants
no they produce bay ass flies we had one that gave like 5 000 flies really i was so scared we had
these huge flies all over our house and i was like where'd they come from because we don't have our door
open either and there's flies everywhere yeah and i also i can't really take care of things like
that i don't think plants yeah yeah i can't keep it alive i can barely keep myself alive
i mean why do people have plants that is kind of silly huh people have a lot of plants too there's
like all the plant gays and nays really yeah it's pretty wild like their whole it's like a
rainforest cafe in there
yeah like people have to hire like babysitters for their plants yeah every time they go away
oh yeah it's hard enough to find a cat sitter oh yeah and then you want to get a second cat
after tour i know i can't wait but then they just keep adding more dates i'm like i'm never
gonna be happy how many dates are you guys have now so you're going back out again this saturday
yes and then we um we just added a third leg.
I think now in total it's like 80 something shows.
That is.
But we've already done 35.
That's crazy.
That's so wild.
It's crazy.
But it is so fun.
It's like, it's just crazy.
Like what the.
Do you miss it?
Yeah.
Like you've been on break two weeks.
Like I'm excited to go back out.
And I knew I would be too.
But when I was there I was like, oh my God, I can't wait to go home.
And you were sleeping in the bunk.
I was like so shook. I was like, oh my God. First of all, that. I would get two buses. I would get too. But when I was there, I was like, oh my God, I can't wait to go home. And you were sleeping in the bunk. I was like so shook. I was like, oh my God, first of all,
that I would get two buses. I would get two buses because like how you sleep in the bunk.
It's so expensive. I think like, oh my gosh, it's so expensive. And Tana paid,
like I got a lot of money for her to not, or for her to have that bedroom. So I was like, have it.
Oh, you wouldn't pay for like, you don't want to pay for a second bus.
We were splitting it evenly and she has a bedroom. So I was like, that's not going to work.
And so she literally had to write me a check
for like a lot of money.
Oh my, wait, I think I would pay anything
to get that big room.
I think I would spend my whole check on it.
Well, it just made more sense
because she had her boyfriend with her
and I honestly loved the bunk.
And like she and I should have like
kind of separate areas, I think.
Yeah, because like,
but I was thinking if you get two buses,
like Jelly Roll and Bunny have two buses.
I know, but they got budget.
I think Jelly Roll's a little...
But I was like, that's so bougie. Bunny has
their own bus. He's doing literal stadiums.
You guys should open for him. That'd be
everything. Could you imagine?
That'd be so on-variant. It would just
make perfect sense for us. You guys do like Sophie. That would be everything.
Because you said he does... What does he do?
Arenas? He does like... I mean, he doesn't do
like SoFi, but he does like...
Arenas is lower than stadium, right?
I don't know.
None of it makes sense to me.
Arenas is like Staples Center or whatever it is now, Crypto.
And then like SoFi is, whatever, is a stadium.
So you guys could do stadiums with him because it's like you guys together.
That would be like everything.
We have a really crazy venue for LA.
We're excited about that.
I don't know if we're supposed to say it.
Wait, when is it?
Can you say it or not?
You can't say it yet.
I don't know if I can say it.
That's going to be in October, I think. Oh my God. Why is it so far away? I don't know. We're supposed to say it can you say it now you can't say it yet i don't know if i can say it that's gonna be in october i think oh my god why is it so far away i don't
know a million other days i know you're like last show i know we just keep adding more because it
really i mean it's so i didn't expect tour to be so profitable i think it's because we're not
musicians like musicians a lot of musicians lose money on tour because you have to pay
so many people and we don't yeah you guys have like such a simple show in the best way like you
guys just like go on the chairs and talk and yeah it's just video we have like a someone for merch tour manager
and that's like literally in our assistance and that's it yeah that's like literally the best
i know my tour i just always lost money i loved it but i was paying like dancers and it's it is
worth it but it is just like like for how much like how hard it is on your like mental and
everything it's like it needs to be profitable too the fact that you guys do so many meet and greets after.
Like standing for a meet and greet is the wildest.
Like three or four hours after a show is like so hard.
I just think it's hard for me socially because it's already hard for me.
Like think about like going out to a party and having to, you know, have all these interactions
with people.
And then you go home and you have so much anxiety about like what you said or at least
I do.
And so doing that every night with so many people, I'm like this is so like it just makes me anxious and just wanting to get them like the attention
and like the thing like yeah I want them to get their money's worth and like get what they paid
for and like enjoy themselves it's like having a wedding you just want everyone to have a good time
yeah and so it's I mean it's amazing I love meeting everybody but it's so hard for me to like
conversate I just never know like conversations I'm always just like I'm because I'm bad I'm so
awkward I stutter over my words like because I'm bad I'm so awkward
I stutter over my words
like with you or you
I'm just like so bad
me too
me and Tana will find ourselves
being like
oh my god
I love your earlobes
yeah yeah yeah
and we're like what
like we make fun of each other
because sometimes
I'll hear something she said
I'm like wait
Tana what
oh my god I know
or you think
I think too much in my head
and then like
I don't even hear what they say
and then I feel so bad
I'm like oh my god
I didn't even hear what you just said
I'm thinking in my own head
me too I had to like I had to drink
though almost the whole time because it makes everything easier for me and I hate to say that
but it did oh yeah drinking I know how Tana stays sober on tour because I'm not even a drinker but
I would drink every show like not crazy but yeah like I don't get drunk or anything but I like I
definitely take a few shots before every show those were the best I love doing that like taking
shots and I look I don't even like it's fun because we have our friends with us and stuff too. So it's like fun in the green
rooms and stuff. But I tried to do one show without drinking and I literally went like this.
I forgot what I was saying. Just in the middle of my sentence, forgot what I was saying. And I'm
just looking and Tana goes, you okay? Oh my God. Like, I don't know what I was saying. Do you guys,
are you guys having the same stories the second leg of tour? No.
We're going to switch it up.
So when do you get to tell the stories you told on tour?
Because we want to know.
We're always like, where's the clips?
Where's the leaks?
I don't know.
Like, the first, we did some stories for some shows that I had to, like, retire because
I was having so much anxiety about, like, ruining people.
Like people you, oh, people you, like, dated or something.
Yeah, or, like, I just told, like, a kind of a horrible story about a guy for, like,
a lot of shows.
Named names? And I just felt bad.
No one you talked about before?
So
I don't know if I'll ever tell them because I just
feel like that's mean but. It's hard.
Stories are so hard because they're your stories and you should
definitely share them but then yeah when you have such a
big audience. And we don't want to bore the
actual podcast listeners by like sparing
or like leaving our stories for the live shows but then we don't
it's hard to not repeat because if we only have like you know x amount of crazy stories
i think naming names is smart on tour because it's not leaked you know what i mean so that way
but you don't know how like you would think that everybody who comes to the show are fans but
they're i don't think they are there's a lot of people who literally come to go on reddit and do
like a whole that's what i was saying i was like why are those people the haters not filming you
know what I mean?
Cause you're like,
Oh,
they trust,
we trust everyone.
But like,
how come the haters are out?
Yeah.
So far we've had good experience with like not having people leak stuff,
but like they'll write about it and they'll tell the names and they'll tell everything.
Respectful haters.
Yeah.
But well,
it's just like,
it's like,
why can't you,
I mean,
you paid for it.
So that is interesting.
Maybe I have to go look more often.
I never,
like I said,
I really don't like to go on Reddit either.
I just don't like to even like give the energy, but yeah, I mean, I had a girl,
um, we, cause we canceled, uh, the Norfolk show and it was like, it was a really good reason.
We weren't allowed to say it, but it was a really good reason. And I got a DM from a girl who was
literally like, I hate you. Are you kidding? Like just so crazy. And I'm like, I wanted to respond
and be like, I didn't want you there anyway. If you're this like mean to me because we canceled a show for a really really valid reason then we don't want you there yeah like that's wild she was so and
she goes you're such a pic you're such a little pick me brat like all this crazy stuff it's like
my god because you canceled the show did you dm did you dm back or no i wanted to so bad but i
i chose peace i love that you look are you looking in your requests you just look i look in my
requests all the time really you don't what are you looking in your requests? You just look. I look in my requests all the time. Really? No, I never do.
Me neither.
You don't?
What are you looking for?
It's a lot of nice.
Like, I get a lot of nice people.
I get very few mean people in the DMs.
We talk about it all the time, but I always just get anxious.
Even responding to you, I'm like, when you added me to your close friends, it was like,
it was literally, like, better than winning Miami.
I was like, this is so cool.
I was like.
What?
Miami?
Miami.
Oh, Miami.
Miami.
Oh, Miami.
I thought you said Miami, too where is that me she does
always have it behind you i should keep it i would bring it in my pocket everywhere for sure
yeah no like your close friends was like it was more of an honor to me i think and i get but i
get so anxious i'm like should i respond no we are all exactly the same i'm the same way like
she said something nice i couldn't even open it because i'm like i don't know why i don't know
what that is but i turned it helped me that they turned off like
the scene like you can't see that someone's seen a message oh really but even even then like i'm
so conditioned now that i just won't open don't open i'm the same way i'm the i don't i almost
had you we're gonna dm her let me dm her because i always like feel like i ask you to and i was
like i'll dm just i don't know i get but i get anxious too because i'm like i know i wonder
what that is i don't know it's nothing's that serious it's not that serious and I always want to be like I know
you're busy don't worry about it if you can't like I'm very just that person stems from like me
feeling like people don't want to be talking to me so like so I'm like oh I don't want to be
annoying the rejection is real yeah it's like yeah it is crazy because we were talking about
that the other day just like rejection in general I'm like I actually haven't gotten rejected that
much and in fact like would you prefer to be left on scene or like someone just straight up like be like, stop messaging me?
Um, it would depend on the circumstance. Like if it were like a boy, I would probably rather be
just ghosted. Ghosted. What if you're like asking, like, like you want to be friends with someone,
you know, like the aloe girl or something like that. The ones that-
I would for sure rather be left on scene. Oh my gosh. I would hate to be like, oh no,
sorry. Like you're not my vibe or something. Yeah. Yeah. I think that's what I've always said. I got canceled for ghosting
Nikocado Avocado like five years ago. And well, that was different. I flew to LA. I guess I
shouldn't have ghosted him because he did fly to LA to see me. That's different. But I think in
general, I think ghosting, and I'm still so sorry, Nikocado. I want him on the podcast. Please reach
out. But I think ghosting in general is like just plighter. Like I've been ghosted by so many guys
on like Bumble and stuff. And I'm just just like it's better that than like i've had guys
also tell me like you're too chubby or something i'm like i that's like the worst feeling yeah
well i've had like i've had situations where like a guy will like all right he will want to stop
talking to me or something and then he'll want to have a conversation about it i'm like you first
of all you don't want me and now you want me to sit through a phone call of you telling me why
yeah i don't want to know why that doesn't make sense to me either at all i don't know i'm just so nosy that i want to know even though like
well sometimes i pretend i want to know and then i find out and then i did not yeah never they just
don't like you just he said that you know what i mean like that's all i need to know i said that
to a guy recently i'm like you literally basically you just don't like me i don't i don't need to
hear the lowdown for why he wanted to like explain to to you. Yeah, he's like let me just – yeah, I'm like, huh?
Did he get any far at all telling you why he didn't like you? Nope.
You just shut it down. I said you could go ahead and keep that one to yourself. No, I'm curious though. Like not for me.
I would love to know like you because I just feel like you're kind of like the perfect edge.
That's so nice. But you know what? There's got to be a little something.
I know. I want to know now. We should interview your exes.
I know. Well, you know what I wonder? Because I've been going on so many podcasts and stuff.
Now that I am over the Clinton thing, I'm just saying it left and right. I always talk about it.
I love it.
And I would love to hear what he says about it. When asked and stuff,
I would do anything to be like a fly on the wall to hear him say what's wrong with me.
Would you have him uncanceled?
Yes. Oh my God. Please come on on i'm sure he would right like he he was absolutely
not he wouldn't go anywhere near me wait i don't know i feel like you don't want enough time has
passed no but i like i have had girls reach out to me and be like yeah he told me that you were
crazy and you had bpd and you just made all this up and like i'm like okay that's crazy wait till
you you'll learn on your own yeah yeah there's like proof of him like lying and stuff like that.
That's like crazy.
But I would love to see that crossover episode.
Oh, my God.
He's going to have to come out one day.
I'm going to see him.
Where are you?
Come on, Jess Trish.
We have first blessing.
I want to know.
He's like – you know, my friends – or one of my friends has run into him like three
times.
I'm like, God, I would do anything to run into him and just to be like because i haven't seen him because that time that i put a like stuff outside my door and said like
see you later never talk to me again i never have seen him again wow isn't that crazy and then you're
just like yeah then like like it was someone i saw every single day and then i just actually
never saw him again i've never had a situation like that before in my life looking back do you
like obviously you're attracted to him in the moment, but now is there –
That was funny.
Because we were talking about that.
I don't know why we were talking about that.
Yeah, because we always talk about Brooke every episode ever.
We're like, why would she be with Clinton when she's so much hotter?
Well, I really don't care.
I don't think I care about that at all.
If a guy was like super amazing and, he could be uglier than Clinton
and I would probably still like him.
But that situation, yeah, no, I wasn't.
I wasn't super.
Like, now you look at him and you're not like, oh, he's still.
I loved him.
I for sure, like, loved him and I wanted to be around him and stuff.
But I don't know.
I thought I was asexual.
When you were with him?
Fully.
Oh.
I was like, oh, my God, what's happening to me?
Wrong.
Wait, really?
Wrong.
But you were in love with him, but you weren't like turned on.
At all.
And I've never had that.
But I also, I had historically always been with like kind of unattractive guys.
So I didn't, until I like started dabbling in hot guys, I was like, oh.
Yeah.
That's what's supposed to be the vibe.
I love dabbling in hot guys.
It's so fun.
I've never, oh, this is how it goes.
He's my only hot guy I've dabbled in.
But I've never dabbled in a hot guy before.
I was just like, I don't even know what that is.
Well, me neither because I was like, I don't know.
I just wasn't into it.
That's so interesting because I definitely dated lots of uggos.
And it's like I was definitely into it though.
I was definitely always like horny for it.
You know what I mean?
But they were like definitely – and looking back, you're like, oh, my God, they're so ugly.
Well, I have two.
I also like some of the people that I've been like the most most like sexually attracted to are not attracted like attractive people at all interesting
but that's interesting that you're in love with someone and not like sexually attracted that's
interesting yeah well i also like it could have been just like a weird like if when you're with
somebody that much i get like physically attached to somebody like i feel like right even friends
and stuff like i just who maybe i didn't even love him no i feel like you did i just i really
am like trying to think because I know what you're saying
and you feel like you just want to be around him all the time,
which means I would think you'd want to have sex all the time
because that's even closer.
You're just as close as you could possibly be.
Oh, there's nothing wrong with it.
I think that's interesting.
I just think that's such an interesting thing.
And only with him
or have you experienced that with other guys that you've liked?
No, that was it.
Wow.
Did you ever talk to a therapist about it
when you were with him,
being like, why am I not like sexually attracted to him?
No, because I think I knew why.
Oh, interesting.
But you were, that is so interesting, but you were in love with him.
I'm so shook by this.
I know.
Even, even how horrible he is though, I like feel mean saying that because it's like, it
really like, to me, I don't care if you're ugly, but, but you can't have an ugly personality.
She was a struggle.
So at the time you thought he had an ugly personality too, like while you were dating,
you're kind of like, you kind of knew in the back of your mind.
Yeah, for sure.
But you kind of, I know I've been there.
I've been there where you just know like something's off and you're like, I'm still
in love with you.
Like I totally get it.
I just wanted to have, I loved having a boyfriend.
I loved being a girlfriend.
Like I loved having someone to do everything with and what we were doing and stuff.
I loved that.
So I think I just loved being in a relationship.
No, it's amazing.
It is the best thing.
I was like, I was in love with this guy from like 21 to 24 and like in love. And it was kind of the same situation. I ended up
doing like a video exposing him, like just calling him out, finding out he had like a whole living
girlfriend and stuff. So I did this whole thing. Oh my God, you got bamboozled too. I was bamboozled
and like I was 23 at the time and then maybe hindsight, I should look back and like I should
have known something somewhere was amiss. But it is weird and I didn't hear from him for years
either. And I would always constantly talk about him and stuff like that. And literally like last year,
it was like 15 years later, I get a text that's like, hi. Oh my God. I think I heard you talking
about this on the podcast. Yeah. And it was someone that I was like in love with. And he
was like literally like 50 something, but I was like in love with. And I remember I was like,
literally, I mean, I already had Malibu out of this. I remember I like screenshots sent to my
sister, sent it to Moses. I'm like, oh my God, what do I do? Cause it was like so traumatizing. He had like a hold, not like an in love hold,
but like this weird hold where I'm like, I've like waited for this. Yeah. Cause it's just,
it's heavy. Like, oh my God. Like, yeah. I don't know if I heard from him, I would die.
That's what I'm saying. Like you would lose your breath. You'd be like, if he's like, hi Albus.
But did you or no? Cause he feels dead. He never did. Cause Matt Reif did, but he didn't.
Yeah. No. Well he has actually. No, he has. Actually, no, he has. Okay.
He called me June of last year.
So like not, I mean, like a year ago. Did you pick up?
I picked up and he goes, I'm in LA.
Come meet me.
I go, whoa.
And I almost did, honest to God, just because I was like, I want to see you.
I want to have a conversation.
I got in the shower and then I like came to my senses and I called him back and I was
like, yeah, I'm not coming over.
Oh, because you kind of got that a little bit already then that little bit of him reaching
out to you.
All I wanted to know was that he wanted me to come over.
Especially now you're like the hottest ever, not just physically, but also just like blowing
up everywhere, you know?
That's so nice.
I'm like, honestly, it was the best thing that ever happened to me.
He, I'm like.
What do you want?
I thought he was some ugly.
No, because he, well.
I love you.
I love it.
That spiral was like, same thing as like getting like fired from my job.
I'm like that led me to this.
You know what I mean?
That's true.
Yeah, like that kind of stuff I totally believe in all the time.
Like you're like, oh, man, I like lost the best thing ever and then something else like comes along.
I don't know.
I know what to look for now.
Of course.
Warning signs.
And what to avoid.
What's your biggest red flag?
Lying, of course.
But how do you know someone's lying like –
You know.
Well, I know.
Right away you do?
Yeah.
Well, he was – I knew when he was lying because he wasn't even good at it.
But you knew right away, like, this is not your accent?
You're not Australian?
I didn't know that part.
Okay.
That's what I'm saying.
But I haven't spent enough time around.
If I maybe heard it now, I'd be like, yeah, that's not quite right.
That's not real.
Interesting.
Oh, my God.
That's a whole new bag of worms.
I didn't know about this.
It makes sense, though.
More of it makes sense.
Like that was.
Just so strange.
You have to wonder like what is, what kind of mental illness is that?
That's a whole different one.
Maybe it's a new one.
You know, like borderline is very like new.
Like if people talk about, maybe there's like a new one.
This is definitely not in the, like what it's called.
The book.
The book.
Y'all know the book.
That one.
Is there one?
I don't know.
It's like DMT.
Oh, DBT? Yeah. I don't know it's like DMT oh DBT yeah I don't know
I've been
I dropped out
oh
like a therapy book
or a college book
it's like the
it's basically a book
of all the mental illnesses
oh
I didn't know
that was a thing
yeah
audible
just start
just start going through
like what do we have
it's like a dictionary
literally
because you were doing
all those podcasts
you were saying
you were doing so many
podcasts and stuff like that
are you still saying
yes to all of them
because I know that was like your resolution this year say yes to more are you still saying yes to all of them because i know that was like
your resolution this year say yes to more i'm not saying yes to all of them and that's why i'm like
honestly you can't really shame britney i like i've been ghosting a couple people
once again not to bring that up but that's what i'm saying is i definitely have to i definitely
have said like i've also said i'll pass to people like you know what i mean i think it's like just
like a normal thing obviously you can't do everyone's podcast yeah i think it was just particularly for me i was like i just am so
protective of tana right now i'm like that was mean but same yeah i've i've been turning people
like not a lot of people down but like i've turned down like probably a couple and you just leave
them on scene you don't say i'll pass yeah i think that's better i think i've said i i'll pass like
sometimes if it goes through like now that i have like you know agents and stuff like that i feel
like now i have to tell them i'll pass otherwise i think it's rude to like ghost them because they're like literally my agents.
But if it's like someone directly, I usually just like –
Oh, my God.
Wait.
How have you liked being with your agency?
I mean, so far it's so good.
It's brand new.
Yeah.
And also like I'm about to give birth in a couple weeks.
So I think like after more things will like – but they're like – they're really
good in the sense of like connecting me with people and things to do.
Yeah.
I'm so excited because you – you're so huge.
Like you're like – that to me like you are the
most famous oh my i just feel like you should be doing like god everything uh i would love i would
just love to do we talked about it you know like just doing acting like the stuff like like you
said like i feel like to get on dancing with the stars or movies like i want to do like a lifetime
movie or something you know what i mean and i think you have to like i must have an agent because
i've done i've been in hollywood now for like 18 years and i'm just like i've never gotten it's
just time like sometimes like i didn't realize how much help I needed until like because now I'm with Greg like
Charlie's manager you know and he has all the Charlie people and so since I've been with him
I feel like I've had so much more opportunity you guys I feel like it's gonna be so much like
you're with what he just has so many connect like he's just so good at what he does you have to find
those people that have those connections already because like no matter how out there you are I
mean you can try all day you can do it yourself all day but like if you people that have those connections already because like no matter how out there you are. Yeah, you can try all day.
You can do it yourself all day.
But like if you don't have those relationships, like it's going to be harder.
So I feel like I'm just so excited to see all the things you do.
No, I'm excited for you too.
I was like thinking like now that you're with him, I'm like you'll get so many.
Like when you're talking about Dancing with the Stars, I'm like I see it for sure.
I want to go on so bad.
That for sure is going to happen.
Like they've had like influencers like Harry Jowling.
Olivia Jade, Hayes Greer. JoJo, but Harry he's like you know he's pretty huge like I mean he was so involved with Netflix and stuff that I feel like I didn't know yeah he was on like four different shows. Oh I literally just saw he did like OF and I was like wow. And he definitely has like a crazy like PR team. No I know I was asking too when I her daddy. I'm like, how did you get on like Jimmy Fallon? Like those are things
I was like.
She is making a killing.
She has a big publicist.
I was like,
man,
you can't do that.
Well, I bet.
Gosh,
the $60 million deal,
I'm like,
she's trying to get
$100 million now.
I know.
That's amazing.
Someone told me
that Spotify's not giving money
out like that anymore.
No, Spotify's broke
in my opinion.
I feel like they spent
all their money.
I know,
because I was thinking
this whole time
that was kind of our end goal.
Like we wanted a Spotify deal,
but I'm like, I don't think they're doing that much.
They're not renewing.
Amazon is in the money now, right?
Amazon Prime has the money.
That's where Zach is.
But that's where everyone is now.
Really?
I thought they canceled his show or they went bankrupt or something.
Zach's at the Amazon building.
Who else do they have?
They have big shows.
They've been doing-
Mr. Beast won.
Mr. Beast they're doing.
I think they have money now.
Oh.
I know what you're talking about.
He was with something else that was like a subsidiary
of Amazon. Oh okay. The guy you went on a date with
that you said was like masculine like what
was the masculine qualities that he had? Was it personality
or was it like he's a big guy? Well he
was he was like someone I was actually you guys know about
him but. Oh the one you said. Okay. Yeah he's
like he's just like
very outdoorsy like I would call him for like
anything manly whereas I would
never do that for any of my other like boyfriends and stuff I would be like he cannot do that he can't change
attire he cannot help me with this like so this one was fun because I felt very feminine and it
just felt like do you take care of me just a little girl that is the best when you find a guy
like that that's I always call him I always say Moses like feminine but that's because he's like
creative and arts but he's like definitely takes care of everything no yeah that's kind of what i mean it's just like like not that i'm into
gender roles but i think i might be a little into gender roles sometimes you just want to feel like
a little girl and it just was nice to feel like just like like somebody was there to help me and
stuff and do things i think that's what you need and even still like we're not even really like
together i'm i'll call him i'll be like can you take the top off my car? And he does it?
That's definitely what you need.
I feel like finding someone who like actually like does stuff for me.
I always did everything myself and then I would take care of that person too.
And as I find someone that like takes care of you, it really does make such a difference.
You're like, oh, my life is so much easier now.
Yeah, I think that's like what I'm going to look for.
I think – because I don't want to marry someone who doesn't want to – who can't change a tire.
My grandpa always tells me that.
He'll say like, well, can that guy change a tire?
That is actually so real.
Or will he call somebody? Is he calling AAA he calling triple a embarrassing that's so real though every
guy i've dated would always be a culture play person and then he'll just be like i'll change
the tire i'll do this i'll build it i'm like okay you know i can't be with like a little diva guy
who like needs somebody like other people to do it yourself you're a man and entertainment people
are the worst because they are the people that want to be catered to so it is kind of hard you
need someone to cater to you for sure. Yeah. I feel
like Aloe is a good place to meet guys though. Yeah, it is. And that's what I was kind of saying.
Like I really do think just socially it's good for me because I go in there, you don't know who's
going to be there. It was like kind of like when I was working at Catch, you'd be like,
who am I going to meet today? That is fun. Yeah. When I was single at the gym, that's where I met
a lot of guys. Yeah. Like they come up to you or you go to them or what? You see each other?
Yeah. Like see each other.
One of them was a trainer.
That was like when my peak skinny era, when I was a bobblehead.
Oh, it was so fun.
I miss being a little bobblehead.
I love bobbleheads.
You do that shirt.
If you're a bobblehead, that's everything.
One of them was a trainer and then I would see someone on Grindr, but then I'd be too
scared because I still, I was like body dysmorphic and I thought I was still fat, but then they
would come up to me after seeing me on Grindr or whatever. Yeah, I was like really getting at the gym. That's where I was at body isomorphic and I thought it was still fat, but then they would come up to me after seeing me on Grindr or whatever.
Yeah.
I was like really getting at the gym.
That's where it was at.
Yeah.
Isn't it like, I hear that like Equinox, like West Hollywood is like the gay, like.
All 24 hour West Hollywood too.
Like it's.
Where it's at?
Yeah.
That's where it's at.
Like I hear the steam rooms over there are wild.
Oh shit.
Wait, really?
Yeah.
I know.
Really?
What kind of fun?
I just love it so much. over there are wild. Oh shit. Wait, really? Yeah, in Leho. Really? What kind of fun?
I just love it.
It's so much,
like I see just so many athletes in the day
and like just people
that I never would be
around normally
and I'm like,
oh my God,
maybe that's my husband.
Oh my gosh.
And I have like,
there's this girl Sophie
who she's the one
who coordinates like who comes.
She makes the schedule
and stuff and she's like
one of my really close
friends now
and I'll like,
I'll literally be like,
set me up with that guy.
Oh my God.
Just yesterday I was like,
who's that hot guy?
And she's like, that's literally my cousin.
Oh, my God.
So she has an in.
Yeah.
Like, you can connect us.
Well, she's, yeah.
No, she's the one who decides who comes and stuff.
And she's just the cutest.
So you are open to dating.
You just said you don't love going on dates, but you're open to dating.
Yeah, I think so.
I think I have to meet somebody first.
It makes me really nervous to meet someone who I haven't met already.
Like, if I organically meet somebody out and then they want to go out that's different right that's why I think your A-list person is
great because you've already seen him out a couple times but I run into him like that's the thing like
the date that we're talking about I ran into him that's destiny that's fate it's not and it was so
funny too because because I they wouldn't give me a table too they were like they were like sorry
like we're booked and then of course he comes up to me and now all of a sudden they have a table
for me so everything't that everything?
That's so fierce.
I instantly be like, panty drop.
I'm like, yeah, that's so hot.
Thank you.
It's everything.
That's meant to be.
How often, first of all, do you run into anyone you know?
But then someone like him, if I ran into him, I'd be like, oh, my gosh.
You know what I mean?
That's crazy.
It's easy to do.
That man is everywhere.
I've never once seen him out.
I used to DM him, too.
I used to DM him back in the day and be like, hey, hi.
He's just not, that does not feel like a match for me at all. Do you know who it
is? He's not changing everyone's tire. Well, that's fine. Someone like him is fine. Like,
yeah, that makes sense. I'll change your tire. We have to stop living vicariously through
Brooke. Like, she can't date Ted because of me. She can't date this guy because of you.
I don't like it though.
I know.
I do love it.
I do love it just because you really can get anyone and I think that's what's amazing.
I love the cute – but God, I'm like I wish it were true.
It literally is not true.
But I also think like it's a thing too when you're not ready or like ready to date,
you'll intentionally go for people you know also aren't ready to date.
That's kind of like the situations I keep getting myself into.
Right.
And you're like touring and stuff now.
So it's kind of like not the right keep getting myself into. Right. And you're like touring and stuff now. So it's kind of like not the right time.
But I just am so jealous of Tana.
Because Tana just – it's so nice for her to have her like boyfriend on the road and stuff.
And not that everyone can just like drop their lives and come on the road.
Right.
But I love the concept of like being on tour with my boyfriend.
Yeah.
Like come with me.
How was that?
How was that?
Because you guys were like a little three's company.
You guys were always together.
Yeah.
It was really actually fun.
I love him so much. He's like – like he's really great and he just helps her he
makes her like want to be better i think too so it just was good for no she definitely was like
glowing when you guys came back from tour your first podcast back she was like glowing she was
like tan and just like it's crazy like it's crazy we thought that we were gonna die we thought we
were gonna come back hating each other and like like burn the place to the ground like no more
podcasts like we were really prepared for that because we fought so much the first time and this one was like it is like scary
because now when we see each other like oh my gosh oh i love that you both look yeah you both
look just like so happy and like thriving and i think that's like you guys bonded in a good way
i guess the bus was good yeah it well it was good because like i almost feel like like we somewhere
along the way we stopped being like so much friends as we were like business and we're she's
still my friend and stuff but we were seeing each other so much for the podcast and stuff that
we weren't spending hardly any time together like outside of that and it's like it felt like we had
a kid like we were like married and we had a kid and now all our focus is going into the kid that
was like the podcast and so this was like the first time we got to really spend time together
and like remember why we were friends yeah without so that it was so fun and that's the best when you can be friends and make money and do all of that yeah what is hard like it just
working with anybody you have any sort of relationship with already is just like complicated
anyway and you start like resenting each other and fighting over things and we were in a place
where we were like just fighting all the time so it was nice to like oh like this is i forgot why
i loved you so much and you guys were matching every like tour you guys had had the matching. Were they Steve Madden or Mew Mew Boots?
Which one?
Steve Madden.
You know I'm not buying anyone's Mew Mew Boot.
I love them.
Although there is a Mew Mew cowboy hat that I keep seeing people wearing.
And I'm like, I think I do have to invest in that.
Alicia Marie had one, I think, at Coachella.
It was so cute.
I just went on their podcast yesterday.
Wait, really?
Which one?
Oh, Pretty Basic.
I know they have like they have 17 now
are you i'm pretty unfiltered because that's iconic i wouldn't want that one no yeah i went
on 10 people talking pretty basic their set is insane they have a whole um oh my god really
because you can't see all of it on their on camera it's like not even in the wide shot like you cannot
see their set it like goes so high it's so crazy my God. I thought it used to be in an apartment.
It is in an apartment.
But it has really tall ceilings.
It's just amazing.
I'm like, who built this?
Is there a second set in there?
The pretty unfiltered one that they do with Zayn and Heath?
I want to know where that is.
I don't know.
It might have been.
If it would have had to be behind the one that I was in.
Oh, I want to know so bad.
I want to know everything about them.
It's always our hot topic.
Yeah, I have such a fascination with all of them.
Alicia and Rem. I don't know them at all, but I love them. Oh, they a hot topic. Yeah. I have such a fascination with all of them. Alicia and Rem.
I don't know them at all, but I love them.
Oh, they're so cute.
I'm obsessed with Remy.
She's like one of my comfort people that I just watch all the time.
I used to watch her all the time.
Like literally like even 10 years ago, I used to watch her.
Like when she was in college, she was like a sorority girl and I was just like obsessed
with her.
I thought she was like so good.
You know who watches them?
Lana Del Rey.
That's wild.
Do they give you a P.E.
Coachella?
Does that make you think that Lana Del Rey probably knows
or has like seen our faces
at one point in life
or in time?
She loves us.
She loves Jess Church.
Yeah, I think.
But like,
that makes me feel like
she's really like online.
I feel like she's more like
you and Tana coded for sure.
I don't know what
she would think about us.
Definitely not us.
If she likes Remy and Alicia,
she does not like us.
No, I don't know.
Lana's like funny.
She, I feel like she's with it. Right, that's why she likes Remy and Alicia and not does not like us. No, I don't know. Lana's like funny. I feel like she's with it.
Right.
That's why she likes Remy and Alicia, not us.
No, you need to give yourself more credit.
Oh, but she'll probably watch your episode then.
Oh, yeah.
She'll see you.
If she knows Ali, no offense.
But she's like, you know.
I'm really like getting too, my head's getting too big.
I'm like, Lana probably knows us.
I wonder if she would go on your, I wonder if she goes on their podcast on Alicia.
I don't think she goes anywhere, honestly. Really? She goes to the Waffle House. I wonder if she would go on your, I wonder if she goes on their podcast on Alicia. I don't think she goes anywhere
honestly. Really? She goes to the Waffle House.
I know. Was that real?
Yeah. Yeah. Well I don't know
if she obviously wasn't working but they probably just
gave her a uniform. God I love her so much.
I feel like places let you do that. I did that with Ray and Kane.
I didn't get any money or anything.
I want to work somewhere. That would be
so fun. Remember when Charlie got in trouble
for O.T. Yeah. Yeah it is weird. when Charlie got in trouble for – Oh, T, yeah.
Yeah, it is weird.
It's like a double standard again because, like, people – yeah, I kind of felt bad for them because people kind of live when I do it.
And then it's like Charlie does it and they're like, oh, no.
It's like – I don't know.
I guess they hold it –
It might make a difference too that, like, I don't think those girls have ever had to have a real job because they're so young.
That's true.
So it might be like – like, maybe if I were to do it, it's like, okay, wait, no, I, like, literally worked at Walmart.
Did you work at Walmart?
No, but, like – Oh, I might as well have. I like, okay, wait, no, I like literally worked at Walmart. Did you work at Walmart? No, but like.
Oh, I might as well have.
I work at a strip club, so.
I worked, I've worked so many random places.
Where's like a chain you worked at?
The only chain I worked at was, well, I worked at a Z Tejas, which is like, I don't think
that that's, you would know about it, but it's like a, like Texas Roadhouse kind of
vibe.
Okay.
But I also worked at Nectar, the juice bar.
And not kidding, to this day, that was the hardest job I've ever had.
It was so hard and everyone was so mean to me.
I quit.
I pretended to break my leg and I quit.
And then I forgot that I was –
Why did you do that?
You just quit?
Yeah, exactly.
Sometimes I don't think about the consequences of my own actions because I was going to see
those people again.
So you know who had to commit to the broken leg for a long time?
Me.
Oh, my God.
I was wobbling.
I love that you like do a dramatic exit because you really could just make it quit.
I had to because I felt so – oh, my God. I was that you do a dramatic exit because you really could just make it quit. I had to because I felt so
anxious about it but I had to quit
because it was so hard and I was doing
everything wrong. One time I accidentally charged someone
$13,000.
What? And it
go through? Yes.
And it was like such a scandal but it was because
like I don't know what I was doing.
Juice is really hard.
Juice is hard. Well juicing is physically hard. Yeah. Oh you had to do the actual juicing. Yeah what I was doing. You just didn't do the next one. Juice is really hard. Juice is hard. I've worked at juice bars. Well, juicing is physically hard.
Yeah.
Oh, you had to do the actual juicing.
Yeah.
And I was like making the smoothies and stuff and I didn't know what I was doing and it
was so like fast paced and there were so many orders.
I could not handle it.
So you would take the fruit and like literally just juice.
That is actually crazy.
And it's hard because there's so many and I'm like, oh my gosh, I was so bad at it.
I used to work at like Coffee Bean and just doing the different pumps and how hot people want
their coffee.
Yeah, you would never get your coffee right if I were working there.
Yeah, same.
It's so hard.
We're Target girly.
So we actually did work at Target.
So that would make sense.
We really?
Yeah.
I love Target.
I think that would be fun.
It was kind of fun.
Yeah, right?
It wasn't terrible.
I mean, I didn't love mine, but I didn't love any job I had.
I would just lie about the TVs and stuff because I didn't really know. So I would just any job I had I would just lie about like the tvs and stuff
because I didn't really know so I would just make stuff up yeah that's the thing I don't think I've
ever been like good at like good at a job like or known enough it's hard I mean that's hard like to
be good like I that's why I always commend anyone fast food employees anybody because it's actually
like so hard to get like the orders right and all stuff like it's just like tedious too it's a lot
of work it's and people who can do it and the ones that do it and have like a smile on their face like every time i go to arby's they're always so freaking happy
and i was like i love arby's and everyone is so mean about arby's it is so good we had arby's we
sold it in my high school and i had an arby's sandwich every single day at high school they
sponsored your high school or what yeah well like they they just had them like so many of them every
day and they had dominoes too and i love domino's has a new New York style pizza right now.
It sounds so good.
What do you get at Arby's?
You get the sandwiches.
I had just a roast beef sandwich.
The Arby's sauce.
It's so good.
And I haven't had it in so many years.
I drive literally 30 minutes once a week to go get Arby's.
It's in Simi Valley.
Honestly, you know what?
I'm about to go to Arby's.
So good.
There's one in Hollywood, right?
Just to feel something.
On Sunset?
Oh, yeah.
There is.
Yeah.
They used to have one with a big hat.
It used to be a big Arby's hat.
I think it still is there, the hat, because that's what i'm thinking of it's right
by like the ktla studios i'd always go for auditions and i go get arby's it's so good
their cheese sticks are amazing everyone's so mean about it oh my gosh i think it's like such
a sleigh they have mozzarella sticks cheese fries like all their stuff is so good i just get the
sides justice for arby's seriously i love it too it gets a bad rap we like fast we like wendy's
arby's all of it yeah we respect it i think that's the thing too it's a bad rap we like fast food we like Wendy's Arby's all of it me too we respect it
I think that's the thing too
it's like you know
we respect the art of fast food
so it's like
when I put on the uniform
it's like I'm a fan
it's not like I'm trying to like
insult anybody
yeah I just have a hard time
like the Walmart thing
it's like you know
when somebody clearly
was not in creative control
yeah
you can't like
you know what I mean
if someone's getting
you know they got paid
for probably hundreds
of thousands of dollars
and they were just like
oh my god how cute
yeah we're gonna work
at Walmart
and her like little
when she tucked her hair
behind her ear
she was like scanning
it was all
looking back it was camp
but like in the moment
I'm so into her right now
I'm like she's dancing again
I am obsessed with her
oh I was trying to learn
that dance right before you came
the one where she's like
I don't drive
because I have a chauffeur
like that one
she's whatever she's doing
I know I can't do
oh she got 23 million
on that one too that little one where she's like doing I'm like oh she's doing, I know I can't do. Oh, she got 23 million on that one too,
that little one where she's like doing,
I'm like,
oh,
she's so good.
I can't,
I love Charlie too.
I love her.
I saw her so much this weekend.
She's just the cutest.
Oh my gosh,
you were hanging out with Coachella with,
did you hang out with Tana at Coachella
or you just hang out like by yourselves?
Well,
Tana gets to Coachella super late
and you're there super early.
So I'm always like away before her,
but I'll see her usually late at night.
But I was with,
yeah,
I brought my friend Bebe,
my best friend,
and then.
Rexha? Yeah, no. Oh, I was like, wait, I brought my friend Bebe, my best friend, and then. Rexa?
Yeah, no.
Oh, I was like, wait, really?
I call her Bebe because her name is Brooke too,
and I don't want to get us mixed up.
I like Bebe, it's cute.
But, so we would go early in the day,
and then we met up with Madeline the whole time,
and I was like, I love you.
Wow, and you guys were not at the Tartt house,
you just went to Tartt parties?
I didn't go to Tartt anything.
Oh, okay.
You went to Guess.
I went to Guess for an after party. I need to know about the Guess house know that was where i saw justin and hayley everyone was at the guest house that
was like the place to be it's not it's the craziest thing it's not even it's not a house
it's a neighborhood like it's an entire neighborhood all the houses are exactly the
same like the big white amazing houses all the pools and stuff and so there were like houses
like the houses are numbered and you have to like get let in it's a compound but like it's actually like a little i don't want to say creepy because i'm
really hoping to be invited eventually yeah shout out gas i love that brand but it's kind of it's
like it reminds me of don't worry darling like the creepy like perfect neighborhood it's like
kind of like eerie well they shot it down there didn't they don't worry darling was in palm
springs i think oh maybe it was the neighborhood well that's what it felt well no it just feels
like everything's so uniform and, like, kind of
creepy. It's just kind of, like, creepy. I love
that, though. I love Guess. Guess is my dream brand
because Anna Nicole Smith used to model for them, and I'm like,
I remember seeing her ads on, like, the bags, the black and white
ads. It is so good. It reminds me of, like, Brooke Shields or, like,
Yes. Like, because it's the classics,
like, Tommy Hilfiger. Oh, you would be good in there.
Like, Guess, all of those. Like, I would love to do,
like, I don't know, anything. And Guess has, like,
Guess jeans now, and I'm obsessed with jeans. Oh, my God. No, that would be so iconic there. All of those. I would love to do, I don't know, anything. And Guess has Guess jeans now and I'm obsessed with jeans.
Oh my God.
No, that would be so iconic.
I wish they'd bring back the bags too,
like the black and white bags
and you could be on there.
That'd be so cool.
Everything about Guess is cool.
They're like my dream too.
I love them.
And I'm like,
that's in.
Maybe they'll invite us next year.
I'm not going to invite it at all
to anything,
but at least you got invited to the house.
That was pretty good.
Only because Madeline was staying there.
Oh, she was.
How many were staying there?
Hundreds, literally. I was a little jealous. They were like, iSpeline was staying there. Oh, she was. How many were staying there? Hundreds, literally.
I was a little jealous.
They were like, I Spice was staying there.
Wait, what?
She was actually staying overnight?
Uh-huh.
She had one of the houses.
Like, everybody was like in different houses.
Like, just the one house.
Like, house eight had like, Larray, Quenlin, like everybody.
As one time I was jealous I wasn't in the vlog squad.
I'm like, damn, missed out.
I know.
They were really like, all of them get to go. And they all were like modeling. They had their guest
shirts on and I was kind of like a little jealous. They're good for the content. I have a hard time.
I don't think I was telling you before. I don't think I would go with a brand again because it's
just like a lot of pressure. Wait pressure like how? Like you can't do your own thing? Because
if I'm at a festival I'm already like overwhelmed and I'm probably drunk and I'm like dying. Yeah.
I don't want to think about having to take content and stuff and like having to do because you you have
to like show up to the things that they want you to show up to and do everything it's almost like
it's a job you can't really just like enjoy yourself who did you like the best at Coachella
oh Renee really yeah well Lana I mean of course Lana was like a spiritual experience but I was
so excited to see Renee because I just love her wow Wow. Renee and Rack. And there's like one performance of hers
that I watch every single day
over and over and over again.
Snow Angel on SNL
and I fast forward
to two minutes and 42 seconds
to hear her say the words
blame him cuz.
It is so amazing.
That's the one
when she's on the ground.
Is she like laying on the ground?
Yeah, she starts on the ground.
I haven't seen it.
Oh my gosh, Trish.
I'm going to send it to you.
It is the most,
like I can't describe
how it makes me feel
so I got to see her sing it live
and I was sick.
Wow.
How close were you?
Not that close.
I don't know how it works.
Well, Jake should have
got you up there.
Right.
I know.
Renee follows me randomly.
She followed me like
over a year ago.
Oh my God.
Have you DM'd her?
Yes.
No, she DM'd me.
No.
She DM'd me like a month ago
and she goes,
oh my God.
I was so gagged.
She was like. Did you frame it? I sent it to god I was so gagged Like she was like did you frame it
I sent it to everyone I know
Cause I'm like I can't believe this she said like
She goes oh my god like you're so funny or something
She goes I love you and I was like I responded
I go you can't you literally can't say that to me I like I'm gonna die
And then what happened did she reply or that's it
She replied and then I don't think I could reply
Cause I'm I don't know I don't even know
But I was so scared of her I like I just love her
Oh my god that's so exciting yeah I know when you get like that DM and you're just like what do I'm I don't I don't know I don't even know but I was so scared of her I like I just love her oh my god that's so exciting yeah I know when you get like that dm and you're just
like what do I say I screenshot to everyone I'm like what do I say the weekend literally is like
just thank you for your support I was like what do I say I remember I texted all my pictures of
wearing his shirts I'm like look how big of a fan I am I love you so funny I know I oh my god I was
I feel like that's so exciting Renee Rapp I would yeah as soon as a celebrity like dms me then I'm
for a stand forever it's like so they can do no wrong I feel like that's so exciting. Renee Rapp, yeah, as soon as a celebrity like DMs me, then I'm a stan forever.
It's like today you can do no wrong.
I'm like, okay, we're friends now.
Yeah, if I feel like someone's like a good person, I'm like, I will support you until
the day I die.
And she's just so talented.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And she's cool.
Like just her personality, her brand.
Yeah, she doesn't give a fuck.
She's just like, she'll say anything.
And she's funny.
She's not afraid of getting canceled.
It's like, which I'm terrified personally of getting canceled.
Well, influencer world is just like that.
You just can't be canceled for anything, even though you have a podcast called Canceled.
I know.
I said the other day in an episode that I peed in the middle of Coachella and I've been
losing sleep over it because I'm like, what if people are mad at me about it?
No, if you pee yourself.
Well, I didn't.
I did it on purpose.
Wait, what?
You were trying to get out of something?
We went to a little corner and we were going to die, so we all had to pee.
Oh, people do that. Like a little squat.
Yeah, people throw up. If a man did it,
it'd be no biggie. That is true.
Men do it all the time.
It's so much harder as a girl. How did you wipe?
Drip dry? Who knows? I was shaking.
It's Coachella.
That's true. You probably dry it quick.
It's like Survivor almost.
I was literally in Survivor.
There are bathrooms. I don't know how it works out there.
There's bathrooms.
Yeah.
Yeah, I maybe would have just peed myself maybe.
So that way it just goes down your boot or something.
I know.
Well, I didn't want a soggy boot.
Did you wear boots?
Oh, you did.
What shop did we see?
Oh, the white shorts with the black.
Was there boots with that?
Yeah.
I wear boots every day.
With the earrings.
Everyone was wearing boots.
It was a hot or cold because everyone had boots with shorts.
Freezing.
Was it really?
It was super hot during the day and then freezing cold at night. We couldn't tell the temperature based on people's
looks. A lot of furry boots too. Furry boots
were definitely the in thing, yeah. Yeah, Tana
wore the furry boots. I almost had to burn them.
You hate it, huh? Oh, it'll live. I'm not
into the furry boots. They remind me of like a yeti.
I kind of live for that. They make people's legs look so
skinny. I'm always just like, wow, they have huge boobs. Oh my god,
you would look so cute. Oh my, your legs would be non-existent. They make people's legs look so skinny. I'm always just like, wow, they have huge boobs. Oh, my God. You would look so cute in big boobs.
Oh, my.
Your legs would be non-existent.
They'd be like little sticks.
They would be cute.
I would hate that.
I've always had like these chicken legs and it's so funny.
Someone tagged me and there's like a video of, you know, the dance.
It's like, wave your boots.
Stop working.
Yes.
I want to do it.
Someone had chopsticks in penne pasta.
And I got tagged in that so many times.
I was like, oh, my gosh.
Wait, like the penne noodles?
Yes.
Oh, that's good.
And everything.
And those were the boots.
It's actually the cutest video.
You kind of started that trend because you did that like months ago.
I don't think I started it, but I love that dance.
It was definitely not as popular because I went to go see on the sound, like popular,
and it was you were on there.
It was the one where you're like holding your chest and you're just like, boots, dog, dog.
I was like, oh yeah.
But now the trend is like showing your chest, like the boots, dog, dog.
Well, I just, that was, that outfit was going to, I was, someone was going to get hit in
the eye.
It was so cute, though.
That was her, you know, that's like, well, she, I mean, she did, like, a pop album before,
but she's a friend of mine.
She's like, I went to Catalina Island with Lauren Gray, Zach Sang.
Oh, wait, no, not Zach Sang.
Justin Horowitz.
Like, I went, like, on a trip with them.
Oh, my gosh.
Randomly.
Like, and I wasn't even friends with them, but Lauren Gray randomly called me.
She's like, do you want to go to Catalina Island?
And I was like, sure.
What?
And she was at the time she had no songs out or anything.
And then she just has blown up.
We're like, oh my God.
Do you have like pictures with her and stuff like that?
Yeah.
She was so fun.
I mean, she was my friend of the weekend because it was like, Lauren was with her boyfriend.
But you're so connected to everybody.
Like that's crazy.
It's so cool when I like see somebody who like wants to do it.
Like because she was telling us like how she did music and stuff.
And at the time she hadn't, I mean she hadn't done it.
So it's so cool because now she's like performing at the like award shows and stuff.
I'm like, oh my god, Dasha.
No, that's kind of everything.
I feel like that would be like you with you.
When I see you like in a movie, I'll be like, oh my god, she did it.
I think it's kind of fun because we really are like – like we know so many of these
people who like maybe in 10 years from now are going to be like the people.
You know what I mean?
I feel like this younger generation has way more of that.
Like you guys know people that have become like big stars.
I'm trying to think like my generation.
I don't know if anyone's become like a big star from like 2006.
Right.
You know, like people that I'm like, oh, I remember when they did YouTube.
Charlie Puth, I guess.
That's all we got.
I mean.
That's a stretch on that.
He cracks me up.
You love Charlie? No. Do you know him?
No, I don't know him.
You're just like, he's... I do not know Charlie.
Cracks you up, like, bad or good? Just, like,
him with his, like, little perfect pitch.
Oh, my God, yeah. It's like,
love it, but also, like, we get it. I have whatever
is the opposite of that. Like,
Wait, you don't sing? I thought you did sing. Oh, no.
No, no. Wait, why do I remember you singing?
I better not. Oh, really? Yeah, I don't sing? I thought you did sing. Oh, no, no, no. Wait, why do I remember you singing? I better not.
Oh, really?
Yeah, I don't even know what pitch is.
When people are like, you're on a different key, I'm like, I don't know what key means.
Me neither.
I don't understand that, and I don't think I ever could.
Yeah, I feel like musicians you like.
Did you see any at Coachella that you would have hooked up with?
Isn't there men musicians there?
I don't even know.
I had a Coachella romance.
Oh, Tia.
This is the title.
No, this is horrible, and I bet this will – I talked about it on Canceled, too, but This is the title. No, this is horrible.
And I bet this will – I talked about it on Canceled too, but it was actually horrible.
I had this guy that I had hooked up with like years ago, and I've been in love with him since.
Like I love him.
And I've like hardly ever seen – I mean I see him a lot because he's like our friend,
but I've obviously never hooked up with him again. And I just was like – I had to think about it every single time.
And I'm like, oh, I love you.
And then he was my little Coachella boyfriend.
Like, randomly we latched onto each other.
It's day two of Coachella after I lost my phone.
Oh, wow.
And so he was like, oh, you just come with me.
Like, come with me and my friends and stuff.
So we, like, went back to his house, went to a party, like, all this stuff.
And we were having the time of our lives.
We're, like, making out in the car or whatever.
Wow.
We get to Neon Carnival this after party.
I blink.
I blink, I tell you.
And I turn around.
He's making out with some other girl.
That's the worst.
There is genuinely no way.
And keep in mind, I am straight.
He brought me here.
I don't have a phone.
Oh, no.
I'm like, there's no way.
I almost killed the van.
What happened?
See you later.
I was like, okay.
So how'd you get home?
I practically had to hitchhike because I didn't have, I tried to set up my phone to, or my Apple Pay to Bebe's phone because Bebe's banned from Uber.
So then I'm like, oh my gosh, I just, it was a whole thing.
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And you were not with her at this point.
You were just with this guy.
No, she was also at the party, so I was lucky to be able to like.
Oh, my God.
But I was like.
Did you say anything to him?
Yeah, for sure.
I went up to him.
I tapped him right on the shoulder and said, uh, hello.
What are you doing?
Rolling or something?
I go, do you agree this is very rude?
And he goes,
yeah,
this is very rude.
You're ballsy to do that though.
I don't know if I would.
I think I would just like run away.
I have videos of me like dancing,
like pointing at them.
Wait,
did you post them?
Because I was just so drunk
and I was like,
whatever.
No,
I wouldn't post them
because he's like,
what sucks is he's like my,
he's really my friend
and like,
I see him all the time.
He's roommates with like
one of my best friends.
So I was like, is he your friend still now? Yeah, I'm like, whatever him all the time he's roommates with like one of my best friends so it's like is he your friend still no yeah i'm like whatever it's
kind of funny for the bit oh my god i don't like him if he if i liked him i would have killed him
right but you're like this is just like a fling or whatever he's just like i just think he saw it
i definitely know when i saw someone else make out i only happened to me once my new year's eve party
and i saw the guy who was dating he made out with someone else at midnight and i threw my drink at
him i just threw wine at him i was like well i should have done more i like in that moment like yeah that's like so rude i'm
like it's at my house you made me throw this party it's like countdown three two one he claims he she
kissed him but i still looked and i was just like it doesn't matter you asshole i'm like new year's
eve and i was just like yeah yeah what yeah no that was the thing i'm like standing there first
of all i wouldn't have even come to this party i didn't want to come to this party you made me come
to this party i'm standing there wearing your jacket and now you're like made out with this
girl i'm like uh did you keep the jacket or did you throw it at him?
No, I took it off. I went, I should
have kept it. Oh, man.
That's wild. I know. But he texted
me the next day and he's like, I'm so sorry.
Like, I don't even know. He's like, he was out of
just like, what are they called? Rolling?
It was like, no, I found out
he actually was. Yeah, I heard people
say, oh, they're rolling for sure. And I was like, okay.
And also it was like somebody who he previously dated. So it was like, okay. And also, it was like somebody who he previously dated.
So it was like, I thought.
And realistically, I'm like, if my main boyfriend, you know the one, walked in, he would be kicked
to the curb so fast.
Wait, if Clint walked in, you wouldn't make out?
No, not Clint.
Which one?
You said my boyfriend.
No, I'm saying like my favorite boyfriend at the moment.
Like if he walked in, I would have gotten rid of this guy.
Got it, got it, got it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You're like, okay, I'm going to make out with you. That's wild. I would have done the same thing like gotten rid of this guy got it got it yeah yeah you're like okay i'm gonna make out with you that's a why i would have done the
same thing i'm like you know what can't can't shame you can't hit the game where did you lose
your phone and how well i was at the do lab which is somewhere i shouldn't go what's a do lab exactly
it is like it's a tent at coachella where like everybody does the most drugs it's like house
music oh really yes yes exactly right so it's like house music. Oh, really?
Yes.
Exactly right.
So it's like you – I used to go there in college and like I would literally never go
there again now except for that Billie Eilish was doing a surprise set there and I'm obsessed
with Billie Eilish.
So I showed up there.
I was all excited.
I'm like – phone gone.
No idea what happened to it.
Where was the phone?
I think it was in my hand, which is like really concerning. Wait wait someone just like grabbed it out of your hand i must have or dropped well
it was like i was drunk and it happened to so many people we like the next day we were at the
at&t store and like 70 people were there getting new phones oh you always hear about that quote
child there's always someone with a story it's a whole like crime operation that they have going
on it's like some people's job for the entire year is to get all those phones and sell them
i remember there was a girl on tiktok with like a so a long story
about how her uber driver helped her find her phone like it was a whole thing yeah becca more
i was that's the girl i was supposed to have a podcast with oh wait really wait what happened
with that when before it canceled i don't know we had like all this like internet beef you and who
becca yeah but you guys are gonna do a podcast together after the beef or before the beef before
the beef and then we had the beef because of the podcast what happened wait do you know this no
oh i didn't know no she like pulled from it like super last minute like randomly and then she went
on another podcast and was like i was supposed to do this project with this person but i found out
they were like a really bad person but she didn't say your name no but i knew she was talking about
me so i said check this one out oh my god that's wild's wild. But I will say like, I mean, since she reached out to me, I forget what I was, something
was going on like publicly with me bad, like really bad.
And she reached out to me and she was like, I'm really like, I hope you're doing well
and stuff.
And so I was like, I like her.
Did you ever find out why she thought you were a bad person?
That's like the most wild thing I've ever heard.
I think no.
Well, I don't know.
It was like something that I had said on a podcast like about
her like that I didn't think was negative
and she did. What did you say?
I forget. I really, I honestly
forget what it was. It was like, I don't know. I don't
remember what it was. But it was like she
was like, why would you say this about me? And in my head I was like
wait, why is that bad? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I always get that too sometimes. Some people are like, oh my god, why did you say that?
And I was like, I don't know. Things I don't think are bad.
And sometimes I overthink things and they're not that bad.
The things I think like – like on cancel, I remember thinking, I should cut this out
because it's like stuff that no one even picked up and no one cared.
And it's stuff that people cared about.
I was like, oh, I didn't even like think about it.
I know.
Sometimes I accidentally skip over like the big ones and then I get in trouble for things
and I'm like, wow, I should have probably thought about that.
And cancel is tricky too because it is so casual.
You guys have such a casual vibe.
It's like literally on the couch and it's like so casual.
So you really think you're just talking.
And there's so many times literally where I'm just like edit this, edit this, edit this
because I'm like I'm just so scared.
And then I'm like what if they don't listen back to it and know where to edit out.
You know what I mean?
I know.
Well, I've had a lot of edits on my part go unnoticed because like Tana and I send in
our edits separately.
Oh.
And usually it's just Tana's edits that get done because it's like i said mine i'm so like so far before her oh my god really i'm like i just like i mean sometimes but
i've had things get left in that like we're so horrible and i have to call and like literally
like take it out that's like my biggest yeah that's i that's why i was asking like do you
think because we have a different editor now too for our hot topics like do you think he like
listens to all three hours because i'm so scared i'll say edit this out and like it'll stay in or something like that i think
they have to i wouldn't i would just be like this is fine it goes up as is i don't know it's never
it's usually like not things that like the public would care about things that i care about like i
don't want people in my like i say maybe i say something too much about like somebody i'm talking
to yeah or something sounds like too aggressive sometimes i'm like that sounds like mean the way
i said it or something like that i don't know it is hard i know with podcasting it's just hard in general
because it's like but that's why i was going before where you're saying you're on all these
podcasts now it's interesting because like people always have your back like i feel like when you
go on different podcasts people like there's one with the boys you went on there was like the two
straight boys and everyone's like they were being so mean to brooke but when i was talking to you
about it i think it wasn't even on cancel just like personally you're like oh i never think
anything of it or like whitney or anything i think maybe I'm just used to that like behavior. I don't think, I don't know. I
don't have good judgment when it comes to like when people are being mean to me and stuff. I
always just assume people are like being funny. Like the boy one. Yeah, I felt bad. Like,
not felt bad, but I felt like that was their humor. I felt like that was the bit the whole
time. It was kind of like their literal whole shtick is being like these like f*** boy like.
And people just didn't get it. Like your audience. Too good for everybody. you know he jokes he's like yeah i'm a netbook kid like it was
he they're comedians so i didn't think anything of it but like your audience just like stands so
hard for you that they're like yeah and we also have a completely different audience there are
audiences like who matt rife's audiences like you know what i mean like like people who like that
like masculine like humor do you did you know them beforehand um i knew lucas the one of them okay
so you were like friends with them and so i always wondered that like too like i sometimes i got on
people's podcasts i don't i've never like met them before and i'm like like finita i love her and i'd
never met her but they asked me about her practice i'm like yeah absolutely i love her and then you
just never know you're like i wonder if this person likes me or doesn't like me or their
audience or whatever yeah but i can't imagine inviting someone on the podcast if you don't like
them i feel like i've seen people do or they don't know who i am sometimes like back in the day i used to on podcasts and people like don't know them. I feel like I've seen people do, or they don't know who I am. Sometimes like back in the day, I used to be on podcasts and people like don't
know anything about me. It's like actually so funny. I'm always like, wow, they do like no
research about it. Like, wait, so what? I feel like we are guilty of that sometimes with some
people, but it's because sometimes I won't even know who the guest is going to be until like the
last minute. But that's kind of cool about your guys is like you guys kind of do go with like
the flow and just like learning about the person as they're there and I think there is something to that for sure yeah
that's our approach because we're really not interviewers that's why we try not to do that
many guest episodes but like yeah I'm not good at it and it's hard because it's like people are
like well that's your job like get good at it but I'm like I don't know how like yeah I'm not a
journalist what's on the ground over here and I just like sometimes like it is like just a natural
conversation sometimes I don't have a lot to contribute
and then they're like seriously like.
Right.
Because interviews,
like interviewing a person
is like so much harder than like this,
you know,
like when you go on canceled or anything.
Because the way you guys do it
is more of like what they call it a key.
It's like a key,
you know what I mean?
Where it's just like chat, chat,
like what's going on with your life,
you know?
Yeah.
And that's why like sometimes people are like,
you guys didn't know preparation.
I'm like,
do you prepare for a conversation
with your best friend?
Sometimes.
Oh.
I did with you. I was like, ooh, prepare for a conversation with your best friend? Sometimes. Oh. I did with you.
I was like, ooh, let me see what I want to ask her today.
Because I've seen you so many times
where I still have like so many questions.
I'm always like, I need to know about this.
But it's almost like I follow you,
so I just like know in my head.
I'm like, okay, what did I see in this past two weeks?
It's been so much.
But yeah, no, I didn't know those guys were being mean to me.
Same thing, Whitney got like in a lot of trouble for her.
And I felt bad about that too.
I felt more bad about that because she had reached out to me same thing Whitney got like in a lot of trouble for yeah her and I felt bad about that too I felt more bad about that because she had like she had reached out to me
so many times being like oh my god like I'm so sorry this is not what I came out yeah and like
she didn't understand like well not that she didn't understand she understood after like what
she read all the things but she was like that is not what I meant she explained it to me because
her sister has uh BPD oh I see and she was saying like she doesn't she thought that like you're
never supposed to tell somebody who has BPD that they have BPD because it's like triggering so she has uh bpd oh i see and she was saying like she doesn't she thought that like you're never
supposed to tell somebody who has bpd that they have bpd because it's like triggering
so she was like i don't know it was like this whole thing but she like i mean whitney i love
her so much i do not think that she meant any like any malice i think people go so hard for
you so like any little thing they're like how dare you say that i feel bad sometimes i'm like
afraid for the whoever's podcast i'm going on because i'm like damn that's good i love it it feels i love that
people have my back but yeah sometimes i'm like wait i don't think they were being mean i feel
like that yeah if you don't think you're being mean then yeah and if i'm not offended by something
it's kind of hard like when everybody else is because i'm like i really like i wasn't offended
by that whole bpt thing at all in the moment yeah only because i kind of like question it sometimes
when people tell me like because everyone's out here like just like watching a tiktok and thinking like
oh i must have this diagnosing themselves and so i don't like i don't know i'm just like okay well
trust me yeah take my word for it i will show you i feel like yeah because you're not so like
outwardly um chaotic online you know what i mean you don't show your like ups your even sometimes like, sometimes, I mean, I don't know if you relate to this,
but when I'm in like a good place, I'm like, yeah, no, I don't got it. Right, right. You know
what I mean? It's almost like I have no sense of like emotional permanence. Like I can't even
remember feeling that way or acting or behaving that way. I'm like, no, I'm like completely
mentally normal. And then it takes like one major trigger where I'm like, oh, I feel that way for sure too. I really think, I'm like,
oh my God, my baby cured me of my mental illness, you know, or eating disorder. Like I'm being
pregnant and being like, oh, I don't like overeat anymore. And I'm cured of eating disorder. And
then like something else creeps up and you're like, oh yeah. Or me locking myself in a bathroom
for like four hours. I'm like, oh yeah, I actually do have this. Yeah. In phases. But sometimes I
have like periods of time for a long time where I'm like, you know what? I'm cured. I've gotten
that. Like I'm doing just fine. And maybe I was wrong. I think that proves you're a BPT right there.
They're always like, I'm good now, actually. It's like, are you?
People clipped it too. And they were like, she's self-diagnosed. Everyone went crazy with it
online. I'm like, nope, they said that. That's crazy. Yeah. People just run with it. That's
the problem. Like, yeah, going on. That's why I'm so scared to go on podcasts in general,
because it's like knowing something will be clipped, you know, and I get nervous.
I know. Well, people like just – someone made that up, but it's like it doesn't matter like where it came from because they hear it from one other person and then everyone runs with it.
And then it becomes –
I was like that was weird.
But I also like – I don't know if I even agree with that like situation because I'm like if somebody did self-diagnose, some people don't have the resources or the money or whatever to even get diagnosed.
And if they think – you know what I mean?
I don't know.
I kind of think it's weird.
I get that.
Yeah, because people want to like feel like they understand why they are the way they are.
So they hear people with borderline and like, that sounds like something I definitely got
in trouble for that because during the whole disassociative identity sort of thing, there
was a time when Anthony Padilla interviewed this girl who had DID.
And like my initial video was just very much like, oh my God, that's probably what I have.
Like I wasn't like diagnosed, but I was like, that sounds like something I have where you
have like these multiple personalities and voices in your head. You know yourself the best. Yeah. So I was like, I did the video and obviously, yeah, that's probably what i have like i wasn't like diagnosed but i was like that sounds like something i have where you have like these multiple personalities and voices in your head
you know yourself the best yeah so i was like i did the video and obviously yeah that's when people
got offended and of course then my borderline kicked in where i was like now i'm gonna get
pissed because everyone hates me so it's like all this like weird stuff but um i think it makes
sense because people just want to identify like what the problem is and like you said the people
don't have the money to go to therapy yeah well i feel bad for the people like what you it doesn't
exist if you
haven't been diagnosed. That's what bothered me. Because I have. But that to me is like, so? I
probably would have figured it out whether someone told me or not. Yeah. My original diagnosis was
just like, I had a therapist tell me you have traits of it. And everyone kept saying traits
of it. And then I saw Dr. Drew and it was just like, he's like, oh yeah, you're a borderline.
So it was all just like traits, traits, traits. But I'm like, okay, so does that mean I'm certified borderline?
I'm going to the classes.
Yeah, I don't know if it's like a, they write it down and say like this, like put a stamp
on it.
But mine's kind of the same thing, like especially because I had my mom and that's what I got
myself in trouble saying is like, well, my mom has it.
But I was saying that because it's hereditary.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So, but I had always seen it in them and I'm like, well, here it comes.
It is interesting. Yeah, how people, they take I get it I get it mental health is like such a serious thing but people
yeah take it and go one way me too they get offended for you I don't know and then but then
it's like everyone else diagnoses you I'm like that's true you should see what I was getting
on tour I'm like oh my gosh wait what do they say on tour in person no like my dms everyone's like
oh my god yeah I know it was just I would die just no it's i don't even it's not even worth talking about but like that's why you shouldn't check
your dms though like then you get those bad ones i know but the nice ones like made me so happy
you need a moderator and your dms you need someone to go through and just delete the nasty ones i
really do or like filter words or something yeah yeah i'm surprised you don't i probably should
yeah you're getting to the point. You need an editor.
You need to start like a little moderation.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm sure someone, yeah, I'm sure you can find someone.
Honestly, I was slaying with no phone.
I'm like, maybe I'll just throw it out.
Isn't it the best when you don't like not have a phone?
It kind of is like freeing.
It's kind of like, oh, man, I don't have to like check anything.
I had the best time at Coachella, I think, because of that.
Because I just felt like I was in college again.
And like I had no – nothing to do
except for, like, frolic.
Oh, that's the best.
Were you down there all three nights?
Mm-hmm.
Is there food down there?
Yeah.
Oh, my gosh.
She would die.
Wait, really?
Because it's – like, it's music, foods, and arts, like, festivals.
So, like –
Oh.
Places come from all over the country and it's, like, the best of everything that you can find.
So, the best pizza, the best noodles, the best, like, Chinese –
It's so good. Oh, I was thinking, like to like prepare like you're in the desert for like ever.
No, I ate enough this weekend. Like I can probably like stop for like weeks.
You always had the best food. Yeah. You said you had a cheesy egg bacon thing or something
this morning. I did. It's literally, the other half is in my car and I'm going to eat it after
this. Seriously. You always have the best like food things. So you always find like good food.
I eat like a 12 year old.
I only eat like really like.
Fried or.
Yeah.
I love that.
That's.
So then you just go to Al and work it off.
Yeah.
I was like, you look so good.
Like it's amazing.
If I ate like that, I'd be like crazy.
But I think it's because I'm very satisfied by what I'm eating.
Like it's just, I, I'm not like.
Thinking about other food and.
Yeah.
Cause when I'm, when I try to eat healthier, like in high school and stuff, when I was
like really trying to like lose weight and stuff i was binge eating so bad because i was
like the whole day i like restricted myself and then all of a sudden i'm like at night i'm just
yeah that's my problem too as i restrict myself so much as always that's why i've never been able
to lose weight because then i just like binge and i just eat so much it just is so bad like it's
more mentally bad for you because it's like i don't know when i started really just like eating
like honestly unhealthy things it just felt i was sad it like scratches the itch and
then i'm like i don't have to eat all this food because i'm gonna end up eating it at the end of
the night anyway right so it's like so now i'm eating that and also all the healthiest stuff
and now it's like i'm eating more than i would have if i just ate the other thing yourself yeah
yeah they say mental health like you should eat better if you have like bad mental health eat
better makes you feel better.
Yeah, well, I think I've noticed such a difference in how I feel like mentally since I've been
working out.
It does wonders.
And I hate to admit it.
I know.
Because every time someone would tell me that, I'm like, I hate you.
Endorphins really be wild.
Really?
They really do a difference.
Yeah.
We used to go for walks every day.
I was like, I definitely was happier.
I do feel that way.
I feel like I'm sassier these days.
I'm just like not working out.
Oh, that's it. Yeah. Well, y'all and you are literally pregnant. Maybe that too, I definitely was happier. I do feel that way. I feel like I'm sassier these days. I'm just like not working out. Oh, that's it. Yeah.
You are literally pregnant.
Maybe that too. Just all of it.
Just me laying around all day eating and doing nothing.
I'm just like, okay. But pregnant people like work
out. They run. Like Meghan Trainor was like working out.
That is crazy to me. I see people doing
like crunches pregnant. I'm like, are they okay
in there? That's wild to me because like
I don't think you're supposed to. Like even getting out of bed
they're like, you're supposed to go to your side because you're
literally crunching a baby. That is
so crazy. I mean, I don't know. The baby's doing a little
crunch too. That is
true because they're the whole thing. Where do they go?
I don't know. It's so crazy.
Have you seen that person at Aloe? That would
be teeth. I think
I did. Oh, yes. Yes. Someone was up doing
reformer Pilates with a big old
belly. What? That's like
dangerous because I've like fallen off the machine
like, oh, those machine ones look crazy.
The ones you guys do. You and Octopus do it a lot where you guys are like
putting your legs up. I love when you call them Octopus.
Octopus lover? Is that it? Octopus lover.
Yes. And it looks so easy. It is
so hard. No, it looks hard.
Oh, my God. And you guys are synchronized. You guys are all
synced up doing it. I love it. It's
fun just because everyone's there.
I probably wouldn't want to do that by myself.
That's so crazy because it just looks like only two people are there at a time.
But like it's like people who I want to be with.
Like if I were just – sometimes I actually do it by myself.
But I'm still there.
And I'm like, I love it here.
Is it like in a lobby, like in a floor?
It is literally like a mall.
Like you walk in and it's Aloe, everything.
There's like the ceilings up seven stories, literally.
It's just huge because everyone works out of there.
It's Aloe headquarters.
Oh, so they have their little gym there.
So all the people who just work at Aloe also work out of there.
And then the gym is just a little component of it.
Damn, Aloe really popped off.
I feel like it was not that big a couple years ago.
Someone tried to make a video the other day.
Well, she did make a video.
I'm just talking about how Aloe is like falling
off and this is why.
And I was like, you can never make me hate her.
Wait, why?
Why did they say that?
That's so – that's like seeing you fall off like when you have a million views.
It's like you didn't fall off.
I think she – well, she said like they're just too influencer focused and stuff, which
I get why they would say that, but also like I don't know.
It works.
I'm going to go so long as I'm invited.
Yeah.
And everyone's buying it because of you guys
so that like makes sense
I love the bag
I got like an aloe thing
and I just love that like
tie dye bag
they have the gray one
me too
so cool
if you spend like
X amount of dollars
they give you one
and I just like
keep collecting them
yeah
I have so many of those
I used to buy aloe
I was like in my aloe phase
like a couple years ago
when I could fit into it
but maybe I'll get back to it
if you could pick one brand
what would you pick
aloe, revolve, or white fox oh Well, I can't, I shouldn't say no
White Fox because. Oh, you look great in White Fox. You influenced me to buy it. I love it. I
mean, I love all of those brands, but I just, I'm really in my Aloe phase right now. Yeah,
you've been saying that. You're like, I like Aloe forever. And then the dream brand, because you
said Aloe was your dream brand. I know, I said that. See, I'm manifesting. I said that on this show. I said Aloe was my dream brand. know I said that yeah see I'm manifesting I said that on this show
I said Aloe was my dream brand
and now you're there
and Celsius
and I got Celsius too
oh yeah
you were drinking your Celsius
yes
oh my gosh
that's kind of everything
where's your Celsius
I really like
I left it in my car
I was just looking for it
but I
I really like
that's my dream
is to only have things
that I actually use in a day
like I just want
I want a Redken deal so bad.
Oh, that's a good one.
Cause it's like I use Redken and I always talk about how I've used Redken for years.
I saw someone saying Brooke uses Redken.
So I'm like, but does she actually?
I do, but I'm like, pay me.
Well, it's a soft one.
What's it called?
Soft.
Redken All Soft.
I've never ever even so much has gotten it gifted to me.
I like, I actually use that every single time.
So I'm like, come on Redken.
I want to buy it.
What's it?
It's Redken All Soft?
Redken All Soft.
It's my favorite.
And sometimes I'll switch because you're supposed to switch your shampoo and conditioner
like every few months.
Yeah.
Sometimes I'll switch, but I always go back and then I'm like, oh my God, I can't believe
I ever didn't use this.
Oh my God.
That's like the dream to have that.
Your hair is like so perfect.
It's actually crazy.
I think most – but hair is mostly genetic.
Next week you're going to be in like Redken headquarters or something.
Oh my God.
Just like the halo.
I know.
So I'm like – no, but now I know that it works. I feel like, God, be in like Redkin headquarters or something. I know, but
now I know that it works. I feel like
Kata should really put some thought into that.
But Redkin is a good one. Wait, what about you guys?
What are your dream brands? That's a good question.
Fashion Nova. Yeah,
that one's for you. I got a sponsor
from them. It's coming up. Wait, yay.
I used to work with Fashion Nova,
but I was so bad at posting. I'm really bad sometimes
at doing like the fashion deals because I don't really post
fashion content generally.
But anything you just wear, everyone like wants – everyone's like, oh, where did
Brooke get this?
Yeah.
How does anyone know?
I love that.
That's like the number one thing every time like a new like episode comes out.
I was like, where is Brooke's account?
Well, that's why I love like really like organic like things like that because it's
like –
It's just nasty.
It's like some people – like there's some influencers who are so good at – or
influencers who are so good at it.
Like you don't even know certain things are deals because know and like the brand agrees to it i have a hard time with
brands sometimes because they don't know a lot of them don't know what's going to do well and stuff
and like like if i post a video where i'm just like i love this and this is why it's not going
to do well but if i'm like in a normal video you know what i mean i just not even paying attention
to it like your boots on tour i feel like everyone was trying to figure out like where you guys got
your boots the matching ones the steam out of was trying to figure out like where you guys got your boots, the matching ones, the C-Mata ones. Right.
And I was like, wait, where are those from? And then they were, and then
I think I saw on Reddit, someone's like, oh no, these are the C-Mata ones.
Yeah, I feel like that's almost like a more effective way to do it.
For sure. Because people want those
or your outfits on tour, just anything that
you guys didn't mention. I was like, oh yeah. Or when I went on your
podcast, I think Tana had a Brandy Melville and I was like,
oh my God, that's like everything they should sponsor her.
I think they're getting in trouble. Are they canceled?
Well, I feel like they've been canceled for so many years.
I mean, they've been hating fat people for a long time.
It's not anything new.
It really is so crazy, but they're just – they really come through with the basics.
Yeah.
Your tee is Brandy, right?
Because I remember on the podcast you had like a little like fitted Brandy.
And I was like, you're the smallest person I know and you're like – it fits you perfectly.
So I couldn't imagine anyone else.
Yeah.
It's just a good white t-shirt and they're so cheap.
They're like $15. See, they're uncancellable that's what i'm saying some people are just
uncancellable it's like just like people don't care they just forgive i mean what do they get
they're just getting canceled because of the one size thing i guess no i think it's deeper than
that i want to want the owner or something right yeah and i think they're like they were like
discriminating like like certain girls could work on the floor and certain girls had to work in the
back and it was just like it was based on like not the vibes and i have since not been shopping there that's the tea
yeah you can't just like burn clothes just because it's like now you know but this is my favorite
white t-shirt yeah if you've already bought it you don't need to destroy it yeah i don't want it
to go to waste because that's even worse yeah that t-shirt is cute on you and the jeans are cute
the whole thing is cute this morning where the jeans Where are the jeans from? A Goldie. And the shoes?
These shoes showed up in the mail.
I don't even know what brand they are.
They were in the mail the other day, and I was like, oh, I kind of like them.
And the red nails are just like such a slay. I've been having red nails, but they're all snapped off because I don't know why.
I love it.
I always have red nails.
I pretty much.
Really?
I always give them during Christmas time.
I just had green nails by a mistake.
What? Green is in.
Green, yeah. No, no, no, no.
It was Shrek green. The color was literally called Get Out Me Swamp.
It matches your Jeep, your Bronco.
I know. Well, that's what I was like.
That was what was in my head, but as soon as I started getting them,
I was like, oh, no.
Then you never say anything. You're never like, I don't like these.
No, I couldn't. And so I just had to rock with the green
nails. Just go with them. It was so hard.
Green is in though.
I see everyone wearing it.
Even like the forest green.
Green is my favorite color.
But every car now is emerald too.
I feel like we had – I had my car as emerald.
But there was another car too I saw and I was like, oh, everything is emerald right now.
It's a good color and it looks good on everybody.
Usually green they put in like movies if you want to look sick.
They put you in green.
Really?
Yeah.
Yeah.
If you ever notice in movies when someone is sick, they always put them in like green
to make them look sicker. Wow. Oh, that's not good. I know. I have a lot of green Yeah. If you ever notice in movies when someone's sick, they always put them in green to make them look sicker. Wow.
Oh, that's not good. I know.
I have a lot of green too. Do you?
Oh yeah, I guess you do. Yeah. Was it
Aloe, the one that you said you weren't sure wanted
to work with you? Was that the one? Oh my god, and that turned
around so fast. I know. We joke about it
now because they're like, we had no idea that
you even wanted to come here. And I'm like, well, that's
crazy because that's literally going on every single week.
Talk about it everywhere. everywhere yeah we got Wendy's
hats we got bucket hats that was big for us
yeah and a gift card oh we did get a gift card
for them I think that's about it I try not
to like have too many things because it's hard
for me like I don't have anywhere to put them
oh you need a storage unit or something like that
I know but I just like I don't like having stuff
like a lot of stuff really you're minimalist
no but I'm anxious and I just
hate like feeling like
I don't have places
for things
and then my space
is just a mess
I kind of
believe it or not
get like that
people think my house
oh my god
I have so much shit
but I had so much
more shit before
I mean if we get rid
of stuff
I mean I have a posh mark
and my mom posts
like 30 things a day
on there
because I'm just like
I need to get rid
of things all the time
like
me too
I just
there's a little
like
like outside of
the coffee shop by my house there's a thing that you can just put clothes in a little like, outside of the coffee shop by my house, there's a thing
that you can just put clothes in.
It's like for the Women's Center.
I go there like twice a week and I'll just throw so much stuff in there because I'm,
I can't have all it.
Do you think you'll ever go to like a bigger space?
Because right now you're like in a high rise bougie, but.
Yes, but I'm so cheap.
Hunter Schaefer's old apartment.
I know.
Can you believe that?
But I'm cheap.
Like not cheap, but if I'm going to spend what a two-bedroom costs in my building, that would
be so stupid to not just be in a house.
Would you buy it or rent?
I would buy a house.
I don't know a lot about buying a house.
I don't know.
I didn't know anything about buying a house either.
I was like 32.
Have you guys had issues?
A lot of people say that it's so much more trouble than a whole house.
And I think it helps that you are married.
Because I almost feel like as a single person, I don't think I would be able to handle that.
I would leave this house.
If something happened to Moses, I would leave the house.
Because it's just too much all the time happening.
And it's just so frustrating.
Just abandon it?
Yeah.
I just saw Jeanette McCurdy was on a podcast.
And she said, she was like, I owned a house.
And now I live in an apartment.
She's like, because it was more trouble than it was worth.
Yeah, I think you're right if you're like a single
it's just so i'm overwhelmed i don't even do it like we have we finally fix leaks and then there's
ant problem and then it's like it's always something it's always like yeah today and i
can't handle that like god forbid there's a cat food with maggots in my apartment and i nearly
burn the place to the ground and then you like house to like you know we live in a mountain
something you get like mice and he's changing mice traps and And then there's one that's dead in the thing.
So when we turn the heat on, we hear like, we smell a burning mouse and it's just like,
oh my God, it's crazy.
But he can't find it.
So I'm like, should we call pest control?
He's like, I put the, cause he'll put the traps up there, but then they eat the, it's
just crazy.
So there's like a dead mouse somewhere that we keep smelling.
See, that's so like, I don't, I don't know if I could handle all of that, but then I
feel stupid because renting is just so.
It feels like you're wasting money.
Well, you are.
You're literally throwing all your money away. I support renting a hundred percent. It feels stupid because renting is just so – It feels like you're wasting money. Well, you are.
You're literally throwing all your money away.
I support renting 100%. Like, I mean, again, I have a Moses, but, like, if you don't, like, I just think it's
actually so hard.
Like, I actually would, like, move to, like, a condo or something.
But I also, like, I so – I love apartment living.
I love, like –
Yeah.
I feel so safe and just – I, like, I love being in the high rise.
I love the amenities.
Like, I love that stuff.
Me too, yeah. In a house, I think I would feel amenities. I love that stuff. Me too, yeah.
In a house, I think I would feel alone.
It's scarier if you live by yourself.
The one I rented in Studio City when I met him, I was terrified.
And rightfully so.
People were always showing up to my house.
Really?
Because they know you live alone.
And nowadays, even renting, any influencer, when I rented that house, immediately goes
on, what is it, Dirty or something like that.
It's one of these sites that show everything.
That is so horrible.
And even when I was just renting a house, they put it up right away.
So it's like sucks.
But yeah, if I got a two-bedroom, I would – I think I couldn't sleep at night because
of the amount of money.
And like it doesn't matter how much money I make.
Like I don't like to spend a lot of money.
Yeah.
And then when you think back about it too, like just like spending money on rent is a
lot.
I mean that's the only bad thing.
But at the same time, you are getting like everything kept up and stuff because I think
it's Jeanette McCurdy who said she spent more money on her house than she ended up getting
back so and that's usually what happens yeah she lost money on it was just like a whole thing
yeah i love her we should get her on the podcast you she would oh my god she makes she is so good
on a podcast i love hearing her just speak yeah she's so smart no she is i there's certain podcast
guests that are just like so good everywhere they go and it's like but i think you i love seeing you
on all the podcasts like the one you did with uh was it
wendy gabby when she's so cute yeah you're i love it i love that you're like the first guest on
people's podcasts too i'm like that's everything i know that makes me really happy i'm like oh
i love it and you're just like yeah absolutely i love people who do that like we'll go on a
podcast before it's even like out you know like holly did that for me she came on my podcast
before it was even i was like i love that like you don't even care you're an icon also i was like i was also a fan like a big fan of gabby when she did
bachelorette and stuff so i was so excited when she asked me i was like no way is there a podcast
that you regret going on i've had like times when i like regret saying things and i wish i didn't oh
i yes i do i regret going on zach sang show really there's clips out of it right because
that yeah it's crazy to me because it's like you did the episode but there's clips out yeah so i let them put some of the clips i did i felt bad ultimately
because their thing is like such a whole production there's like when you film zach
saying show there's like nine people there and like there's people who edit there's people like
there's someone for everything so i felt bad like i had wasted all these people's time and stuff
but i also wasn't the one who said that that episode couldn't come out.
It was like a mutual decision.
And then he told everybody I said it couldn't come out.
Oh, gee.
It was more so like we were kind of worried.
Like, I don't know.
When you say something horrible about people,
you have to like still worry about that person's mental health,
like whether they're horrible or not.
Although I'm not really that concerned about it these days.
Now you're like, whatever.
Let's air it.
Zach's saying let's air that episode.
Now that everybody knows, it's like, whatever.
But I also just, I know he wanted that story so bad.
That's why he leaked it before I had the chance to say anything about it.
So it kind of made me feel gross about it that I'm like, why am I giving, I don't want
to do it here.
For something like that, you want to go somewhere that like, you know.
Where I feel safe.
And like respected.
Yeah.
And that's exactly right.
Like I would have loved to like, I feel comfortable like talking with you and like saying certain things whereas I didn't yeah for someone I know doesn't even have
my best interest at heart I'm like I don't know why I'm gonna do that that is interesting yeah
that's the funny about podcasts is when you go on someone's that you don't know and you're just
all of a sudden spilling everything I felt like that would like call her daddy like she was nice
and she obviously was very like sweet and stuff like that but I'm like why am I saying so much
like why am I telling her my whole life story yeah no sometimes I'm nervous and I just am talking
talking talking I'm like oh my god I have to shut the yeah I was telling yourself no
one knows about and I literally had to like edit I would send a letter to the editor and be like
can you edit all that out because like I've never told anyone that here I'm just like saying every
like childhood trauma I've ever had on this show that I don't even know yeah I mean I understand
how that could happen though I feel like people do that with call her daddy a lot too because it's just so like it's interesting because she's actually just like
really bubbly she's not like an Oprah where it's like I want to just confess my whole feeling to
you it's just like I don't know it's like a weird thing I guess it's a comfortability thing you're
just like okay I can share whatever and then yeah your dream podcast was Theo Vaughn what is it now
is it still him um oh I don't know I don't think I would even want to go on Theo Vaughn though I
would be so nervous to talk to him.
You have to fly to Nashville, too.
Yeah.
No, he has a studio in LA, too.
Oh, he does?
Yeah, I think he has the same studio both places, which is interesting.
Oh, wow.
So you never know if he's in Nashville or LA.
I know he – it's crazy because he doesn't seem – he has so much money.
Really?
Right.
He has to because, like, I mean, he's doing 10 times the size rooms that we're doing
and, like, all the time.
Oh, he's on tour too?
He's always touring, yeah.
What's he do?
He does stand-up or the podcast?
Stand-up and then his podcast is like makes – has to make him so much money too.
Oh, okay.
I didn't know it was like tour.
Oh, interesting.
Yeah, stand-ups I'm surprised don't have more podcasts.
Like I'm surprised more people don't do it, like comedians.
I almost feel like every comedian has a podcast.
Wait, what?
I think like everything.
Matt Rife? He doesn't have a podcast he can't even go on a podcast without ruining his own life
that's true that's true that's true poor guy he really does air out all the dirty laundry
i saw him on someone's podcast talking about how he bought a house for his mom and how his mom was
like then he just said his mom was like greedy and wanted more and i'm like why are you talking
so bad about your mom like honestly though i get that what did you think about seeing his ticket prices by the way are they wait were they low or
high they were low i think the hollywood bowl was like five dollars or something i think what
happened was i think most of his like because it sold out so fast it was a lot of people who bought
them to resell them not not to say he can't sell out a show but i think they just found out that
they couldn't sell them or like weren't selling them so they had to make them super cheap oh
so that was real the five dollar thing yeah because i looked it up i did some journalism I think they just found out that they couldn't sell them or like weren't selling them. So they had to make them super cheap. Oh.
So that was real, the $5 thing.
Yeah, because I looked it up.
I did some journalism to fact check.
But in Canada, he was doing really well.
Yeah, I feel like he's got, what, two more Netflix specials?
Yeah.
That's what I'm saying. I mean, he's like – yeah, that's the thing.
Like the joke is he's still doing really well.
Like no – he is not losing sleep over anything.
But guys are so uncancellable.
It's like right now it's like this one away, but...
Well, there's always going to be like, it's so funny because I had like so many like middle-aged women who were like commenting, like saying I was just like, they're like, she's just a little clout chaser.
She's mad because he didn't choose her.
I'm like, honestly.
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Well, you know, you have a podcast.
I'm kidding, but I'm like, I don't know.
Hello, that's my job.
Sorry, got to keep the lights on.
And it's true.
It's like when something like that big happens, it's like, and you were so headed back for so long until like shit really hit the fan.
And then you're like, okay.
Yeah, and I got to give the people something.
Hello?
Yeah, I love that.
And that's why we love you because I was just like, yeah,
you have to share your life, you know?
I know and I try sometimes like to like not
and then everyone hates it
because they're like, hello?
This was your whole thing.
People are mad at me, right?
I'm not mad at me
but like I get a lot of things that are saying like,
she's too afraid of like criticism
or she's too afraid of being judged.
I'm like, yeah,
because you're criticizing me and judging me.
Well, every little thing.
Every little thing you do.
It's like so scary.
I know.
I go back and forth with it being like, oh my God, I don't want to get canceled.
And I'm like, oh, that's why people watch though.
It's like, you know what I mean?
I just – I look up so much to like Tana and stuff who just doesn't even – it doesn't
faze her really.
And it's made her so much bigger.
You know what I mean?
Every little scandal she's been in, she just gets bigger and bigger.
Because it's real.
You know?
It's like the Wendy Williams track. I wish – I love her, but it's like I could never be her. It's like she's just real. She just says like what's on her mind bigger you know what i mean every little scandal she's been and she just gets bigger because it's real you know it's like it's like the wendy williams act i wish i love her but it's
like i could never be her it's like she's just real she just says like what's on her mind you
know and then there's very similar scandals the death to all of them you know it's like they it's
because it's like obviously like this joke but it's also like so real you know what i mean it's
like yeah i just also have like literally two personalities so sometimes like yeah sometimes
my like reserved personality will watch my other one and be like, oh.
You're like, get more.
Please stop.
Or I'll just be like, shut up.
You're ruining your own image.
Well, that's what's cool about you.
You have both.
Sometimes the spicy one comes out.
You know what I mean?
I know, but then the anxiety I feel, even after a live show, I'm like, I cannot believe
I said that.
I cannot believe I said that.
Yeah.
But you said it.
You did.
It's out there.
There's worse jobs to have
uh we have a question from our page one of our patrons Jason from patron says where do you see
you and Tana in five years oh hopefully still touring I feel like we're gonna want to tour
until like we literally can't tour really we love it's so much fun and like it's just special it's
so cool for people to like actually physically show up for you because it's like it's one thing
for people to just like click on your video because it's one thing for people to just click on your video.
And hopefully with a really, really big Alex Cooper style deal.
Are you shopping it around at all?
Are you trying to?
Yeah, I think so.
But I think we've got our deal that we're going to sign.
Oh, right.
Because you guys go by seasons, right?
You said that we just ended a season.
So we just were about to, I think, re-sign with the same company.
Oh, okay.
That's good.
So they're giving you a good deal.
But I'm like, Spotify, if you're listening, your company's like, wait.
What?
Well, Spotify has nobody.
Hey, whoever's paying the most.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's good.
So you're happy with your deal?
Is it just like go by year by year, like season by season?
I think this one's a two, will be a two-year deal.
Do you guys get cash up front?
No, that's like.
No, I think so.
Or this one? the tennis or our last
one tana got well it was her podcast only at the time so she got like a crazy signing bonus this
next one then do you guys have any difference in changes of seasons like what like separates a
season like season one to season two season nothing we're we've already like the last three episodes
have been season two nobody knows about it oh. Oh, okay. I thought you'd do like a whole change up.
Well, just because the original contract was 43 episodes and now we're on like more than
that, I think.
Damn.
When's our season two?
Right now.
Because we're going to make it up.
I don't know.
That's a good question.
Maybe after, I don't know.
We just make it up.
We don't have a contract with anyone.
Season two starts now.
Maybe after the baby because we are trying to change up a little bit then.
So maybe.
Yeah.
But then how do we change it?
Do we change the set?
Because you know they always change things for season two.
Yeah, that's why I want to have a set again.
Because it really was.
It's cool.
But it's hard to get.
Like it would have to be like in Tana's house.
Because to get it, to get her anywhere else is like sometimes a little complicated.
It's wild to me when people don't want to do it in their house.
Like it's like crazy.
I'm like if you can do it in your house, do it in your house.
It's so even cheesier.
I know.
Rather than like go to, because people want to go.
Oh, the Spotify studios are pretty bouj.
I was like.
So nice.
Well, but like, have you ever been to Dear Media?
No.
What is this?
I see this literally everywhere.
It's like so many podcasts are Dear Media podcasts, but they, they have a studio out
of the PDC.
What's PDC?
Pacific Design Center.
The one like right next to Catch the Big Red Blue Green Building.
Last time I was there, it was like abandoned, that place.
Really?
Nobody was in there.
It used to be so crowded. Well, a lot of like random businesses will work out of there and
they'll have like random like emmy parties and stuff there but all the dear media studios are
in there and it's so official like you go up there and there's like it feels like you're in
like the devil wears prada or something like there's someone at the desk and it's like who
do they have like what kind of podcasts um they have oh god they have like all the bachelor girls
i feel like our dear media do they all have the same set?
Like the white?
Is it the white background?
Oh, yeah.
And I see the little microphones with the little cubes and stuff like that.
Yeah, and they say Dear Media on them.
I wonder if they get money up front.
Like I want to know who gets the money up front.
I think they do.
I don't know.
I remember I was – when I was shopping around with Becca, we were like talking to Dear Media.
But I think that they – the cut was like kind of crazy.
Oh, because they have to like recoup it probably. The Spotify one, I remember I did the Julia Fox and it was like that was like 40 people
working on it it was like crazy it was like such a and that was temporary because they film in New
York but then you have to pay all of those people so I'm almost like I'd rather just good good point
unless it's Amazon like giving you 100 million dollars then it's like was it worth it yeah
hello Amazon I'm like honestly if amazon's listening i mean shopping still yeah
you're like we just signed two years you're like we're looking for anyone i don't know if we've
signed it yet or not but i mean that's kind of everything and you guys do have such a great
setup it's casual it's easy i know i love it but i love to have it like i love seeing podcasts with
sets i think it's interesting it's like cute but then you're so cute but you see it in person and
it's like it's literally just like it's not really a set it's just like this little room
no it is very much a set well you said remy i don't want to see remy and and it's like, it's literally just like, it's not really a set. It's just like this little room with whatever. No, it is very much a set.
Well, you said Remy.
I don't want to see Remy and Alicia's now.
God, it's, well, it's just like, it had to be like so expensive.
Yeah, because it's a whole apartment, right?
Yeah, they have the whole apartment for it.
Tana and I have talked about doing that too, like buying an apartment and just getting
a house.
Like Call Her Daddy style.
Just have a whole house for it.
Yeah, I don't think we got budget like that quite yet.
I think so.
I think you guys totally could.
Maybe a year of touring.
Yeah, right. But it is, but the vibe is so cool. And I feel like if you guys change it, it's just like not quite yet. I think so. I think you guys totally could. Maybe a year of touring. Yeah, right.
But the vibe is so cool.
And I feel like if you guys change it, it's just like not the same.
You know what I mean?
Like your black couch, everyone has like – it's so polarizing.
People love it or hate it.
So I think you need to keep that for sure.
Yeah, I guess so.
I mean, it gets the job done.
Like it doesn't make a difference in the views or anything for us.
No.
You guys get so many views just literally chilling on a couch.
I'm like that's the best thing ever.
You guys always look snatched. Maybe that's why. You guys always look so cool in it. I'm always like views just literally chilling on a couch. I'm like, that's the best thing ever. You guys always look snatched.
Maybe that's why.
You guys always look so cool in it.
I'm always like, wow.
It's the black couch.
The black is slimming.
And you have such a good spot because you're in the middle of the bed.
You're tiny, man.
I'm like, oh, I'm so little tiny.
Last time I was on, I'm forefront, but also pregnant.
I'm just like humongous.
I was like, I just knew it.
I just leaned into it.
I was like, at this point, I'm just going to be the blob on the couch.
It is just like, it's just an interesting setup. But point, I'm just going to be the blob on the couch. It's just an interesting setup.
But I did the same. Our last one was
a rounded couch, and it was the same thing
where I was in the back, and then there was two people on the sides
of me, and I was like, I love this.
You know it. And I love that it changes
when different guests come on, too, because I think it was like
I think Meghan Trainor and Chris, you had a different jelly
roll, and Bunny, you had a different. Yeah, everybody always
I just show up and it's set up however
people want to do it. I love that. And I love when we, what was it, the Santa one, we showed up
and you're like, I didn't know I was wearing this today. I was like, I kind of live that you just go with it. Well, yeah, Tana will
always toss things on me. She'll be like, yeah, actually you're wearing the Santa's helper outfit.
I'm like, okay, perfect. My legs are like, my leg hair is like this long.
I'm like, perfect. You're down for it. I know. I wish we would have dressed up in costume last time.
I miss costumes. After we're gonna go back
to costumes
wait I wanna do a costume
I wanna come on here
and I'm so jealous
of everybody who gets
to do the costumes
oh my god
I love when people want to
I never ask
because I always think
people don't want to
but it's like
when people ask
like Olivia O'Brien
was like we should dress up
I was like really
okay sure
oh my god I would love to
what would we be
oh I have to watch that episode
I love Olivia O'Brien
oh yeah how are you doing
with saving money
because I remember
our first episode
you're like spending
is just like my weakness
I'm so good at saving.
I got so high on it because it's so fun once you start saving and you're like, oh, my God,
this is so fun.
Just seeing it stack up.
Yeah.
Ooh.
Not relatable to me, but I love that.
Oh, I love it because it's so fun to put a chunk in there.
And I have a lot of my things set up to just go straight to the savings.
That's smart.
YouTube, TikTok, all of that goes straight to savings.
So I pretend I don't get, I pretend that's not even,
I don't get paid for that.
Oh, that's so smart.
I'm lucky just to keep mine at the same balance each month.
I'm like, well, we finally have savings.
Now I just try and keep it at that mark, you know?
Well, I'm saving it for taxes,
which I'm about to have to.
Oh, T.
Responsible.
It is crazy taxes in general.
Like why, why do we have to pay that?
It's so fun.
Like it's turning me,
like it's really messing me up in my head.
I'm like, oh, no.
It really makes no sense when you think about it.
Right.
It like does but it doesn't.
I'm like have someone else do it.
I think I really understand that standpoint.
I'm like have Bill Gates do it.
Seriously.
I feel like the government should pay for the taxes.
I think they do.
I don't think they do.
Honestly, it like goes like this.
Yeah, because when you see like – you know, when there's like potholes, people say that's
– oh, tax dollars at work and there's still potholes or whatever.
And I'm like, I think it's supposed to go to fixing roads.
Maybe we need Hassan to just like break down taxes or something because I really don't
know.
But it seemed just like a waste and like a scam really because then the really, really
rich people always have like –
Never have to pay.
Yeah.
They get wasted out of it.
I guess that's why they say eat the rich.
Hassan has a shirt that says that.
Or tax the rich.
I don't know.
I really,
I feel like we should know.
Maybe I should learn
about this.
There's only so much
that we can possibly know,
though,
and I feel like we know
a good amount
of other stuff.
And who wants to hear
about that, really?
Who wants to know?
I know everything there is
to know about Taylor Swift.
Exactly.
Oh, and you're a Swifty.
You are.
I'm a Swifty,
but I don't actually know.
I'm just saying
the things that really matter.
Right, right, right. You sound like you have taxes. Because taxes, you just gotta pay actually know. I'm just saying like the things that really matter. Right, right, right.
It's not like taxes.
Because taxes, you just got to pay them anyways.
You know what I mean?
It's like death.
It's like when people think about death, I'm like, you're just going to die.
I don't think about it.
When I've had jobs, obviously in the past, they comes out and then you never see it.
I have such a hard time knowing that it was mine and now I have to give it away.
Yeah.
That doesn't make sense to me either.
They should just take it. I'm trying give it away. Yeah. That doesn't make sense to me either. They should just take it.
I'm trying to do that right now.
Like I'm having, like I, since I've been with Greg, I haven't even let them pay me
for anything.
So I'm like, you keep that.
I don't need to see it.
Wait, what?
Why?
So that when Pat, cause I know that I'm going to have to, like, I just don't want that to
be in my account.
I don't want any of that.
I don't want tour money.
I don't want nothing.
Oh, well make sure it gets into your account at some point.
It will.
Someone's got it somewhere.
Wasn't there something crazy with podcasters?
I think it was like Whitney and Theo.
Like they had this big company that was doing ads.
Yeah, they got scammed bad.
I saw Theo talking about it.
Yeah.
What happened?
He said it was like hundreds of thousands of dollars that they didn't get.
Because did the company go bankrupt or what happened?
I'm not sure.
I forget what it was.
They just closed up shop.
But I know.
Oh, my God.
I would lose it.
It happened with YouTubers too back in like 2018.
It was kind of like a full screen.
And they would collect your AdSense. And then, yeah,'s kind of like a full screen and they would collect your adsense um and then yeah they kind of just fold it up and
everyone just lost their adsense you remember i forgot that one was called how is that not illegal
because if you like fold up like who are you gonna sue like the company no longer exists you know so
it's like at least try to get that money i always do that too just with my little bit of cameos i
was like i'm gonna let save up in there but even for like 300 i'm like i better take that out just
in case cameo bellies up or something, you know?
Yeah. I don't know. I like, I love feeling like I have like this imaginary savings account that I
don't even know what's in there. It's going to be so fun one day. I'm going to be like, oh my gosh.
But put it into your imaginary savings account. That way at least it's there.
I know. People say like put your money in like a high or what's it called? Like a high yield or
something. I don't know. Never heard of that. Like someone says you're not supposed to have it in like just like a Bank of America savings
account.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
That's what I have it in right now.
I just have it in Bank of America.
People are like, don't do that.
Or what is it?
Like interest, like where you want.
I have no idea.
My savings account always turned into a checking account because I'd keep transferring in and
out of it.
And it's like, you no longer get a savings.
It's checking now.
So I have like five checking accounts because my savings always turned into checking i need to go back i don't even have
savings it's just in one of the checking accounts and i was like i should probably
put a savings account back i don't even know the benefits of it like why i even have a say i don't
know i don't know anything i don't know either i just like i'm afraid like god what if something
were to happen tomorrow and i just don't have any money yeah i don't have any problem spending money
i love spending it it's fun it's like life's short whatever i just have such guilt i have
such spender's guilt i get that now now that i'm married because it's like life's short whatever I just have such guilt I have such spender's guilt
I get that now
now that I'm married
because he's like the opposite
he hates spending
so now I get a little guilt
so I don't
I think I've stopped a little bit
because I was feeling kind of bad
I was like wow
I'm spending like all of our money
oh my god
I can't wait to have a husband
I'm like and his money too
yeah
right
it goes into one pile
oh my gosh that's amazing
it's kind of the best
oh my gosh I've got to get married
it isn't the best
because I can never afford a house that I wanted.
And then when I met him, he had the same amount of savings as I had.
Oh yeah, I remember you saying that.
Yeah.
That's so lucky.
And I was like, ooh.
Because I always wanted to buy a house.
But I was like, well, then a guy's going to live with me.
And then I paid for this house.
And it's like, no.
So when I met him, and I was like, oh, we have the same amount of savings.
And I was like, well, we should buy a house together.
And then it finally worked.
Because I never would have bought a house.
I don't think I would have ever been saved.
I know.
I want Tana to buy a house so bad because she's so rich. Yeah. I'm surprised a house. I don't think I would have ever saved. I know. I want Tana to buy a house so bad because she's – God, that girl.
She's so rich.
Yeah.
I'm surprised she – I mean, she's bougie.
I guess she just doesn't want to like settle because it's a big decision, I guess.
It is a huge decision.
Of course, there's a lot of things like, again, you have to think about.
But she also has people.
She has so many people to help her.
Yeah.
And she – her rent is like insane.
It's always been insane.
I'm sure.
I don't know it.
But I'm like you could just tell from where she lives.
Oh my gosh.
It is crazy.
I can't even imagine, like knowing that I was losing that much money in a month.
Oh my gosh.
It actually like stings.
I think about when I used to rent houses for like $20,000 and I was just like, damn, I
really wish I had that money now.
But.
Right.
It's like where, who has it?
But you know, when you're young, I just always look up to when you're young.
You don't know.
You don't know.
Like you said, take care of a house and where you want to be.
It's just like so much.
It's a lot.
You know, I don't ever want to be an adult.
Yeah, you don't have to be.
Never grow up.
What are you looking forward to this year besides tour?
Honestly, I think that might be it.
I mean, that's huge.
I mean, your whole life right now is just touring.
I know.
I'm just having a lot of fun.
I'm like doing – I feel like my whole life has shifted.
I have all new friends kind of.
I have all new like things that I'm doing.
I'm working out.
I'm, like, just doing things I wouldn't or I wasn't doing before.
So I'm having fun with this for a second.
Yeah, you're, like, a whole new person.
Your hair is down.
Yeah, my hair is down.
When I saw you last time with your hair down, I was just like, wow.
It, like, changes you completely.
I was just like, wow.
It does.
And I know.
I just, I don't know.
It's, like, a stimulation thing.
Like, I don't, if my glasses weren't here, I would be, like, overstimulated.
It's just so cool. You just look like clean and everything about you. I was like, I want to be
you so bad. I know. Stop. I love you. The lip gloss application. Like I'm like, where's my lip
gloss? I need to apply some to everything about you. I get so happy when I come here. I was so
happy. I could not believe you were able to come like literally within like a day notice. I was
like so excited because I was like. You could have told me you have to be here
yesterday and I would have. Well, we tried.
Remember we tried? Well, I don't know. We. I was talking to Paige.
I think you guys were supposed to come at
8 a.m. one morning before the People's Choice.
Oh, I know. That was wild.
Tana loved her so much
but sometimes she just is too ambitious.
The morning of the People's Choice
we had to be ready by like 3 p.m.
And she's like, we're going to go do Just Trish tomorrow. tomorrow i'm like that is like in itself we lose like that's like four hours
at least you know what i mean i knew it wasn't gonna happen because i was just like i that's a
lot for me to get up to glam at 6 a.m and then like just here at my house at 8 a.m i'm like
there's just no way they're gonna make it so i kind of knew i was kind of like this is not but
it was like a day before you guys left for tour which i love the ambition of it because you guys
were like we're gonna film a tavern video we're gonna do but it was like a day before you guys left for tour, which I love the ambition of it because you guys were like, we're going to film a tavern
video.
We're going to do – I was like – I didn't know you were going to the People's Choice
Awards.
How did I know that?
I was like, oh, they're definitely not coming.
I know.
Well, I had to call her and be like, listen – because obviously I wanted to so bad,
but I was like, that is not – it's not possible.
Like we had – I was getting my hair done at like noon.
I'm like –
Yeah.
So Paige texted me at like 10 o'clock.
I just like knew that. I was just like, it's like whatever. But it's funny. Anyways, the point of's going to be at like 10 o'clock. I just like knew that.
I was just like,
it's like whatever.
But it's funny.
Anyways, the point of all that
was I want you both here
one time because I think
it'd be cute to have you
both in this like little
pink chair together.
Oh my God, I would love to.
Our season two premiere.
Yeah, that'd be everything.
Literally, I know.
Because we're like,
we're doing like last guest
not by choice,
just like I'm like running
out of people to DM.
But I was like,
we're all happy.
You just got to start
repeating all the ones
that people like.
I mean, that's what
we've been doing.
It's literally like you, Tana, Holly.
That's it.
It's like, because, no, and people like all of them.
And everyone's been really great.
Like I said, I'm always like surprised anybody wants to come on here.
So people have been great.
And if people want to repeat, I would love that.
But it's just, I run out of people to DM.
I'm like, I don't know who else to DM to get on here.
I know.
We're the same way.
Well, also like people hate when we have guests, literally, unless it's you.
It's interesting. Yeah. That's literally unless it's you it's interesting
yeah that's so
it's so interesting
but they've been good
like the ones you've had lately
I get it
maybe if we were better
like you're a good interviewer
we don't
we aren't good at interviewing
so people are probably like
damn like stop
give it up
I love the way you interview
because I love like
the bunny jelly
yeah
the Jake Shane one
was like so good
because I've seen him
on other people's
oh well he's a friend
yeah he's a friend
so that's like different
we try to only have friends
yeah yeah yeah
I think that's the best way to go
and now you have so many new friends.
I know.
Yeah, all these girls you mentioned.
I'm like, they could all be on your canceled podcast.
She just bring like hot aloe trainers one day.
And just like, yeah, that'd be good.
I know.
I'm like, what's Harry like?
Oh, my God.
Does he ever talk about him?
Kind of.
Well, he was like telling me.
He's like, yeah, I've been to Coachella a few times.
He's like, my best friend headlined a couple years ago.
And in my head, I'm like, hmm, I love him.
And then he's like, yeah, Harry Styles.
I was like, oh.
He goes, do you know him?
I go, yeah, I think.
Do you know?
I gag when people say that.
It's like, yeah, obviously.
So funny.
Even if you're not.
I stand anyone that anyone likes, honestly.
I'm just like, if we love Billie Eilish, we love Billie Eilish.
I know.
You knew when it was Chapel Rowan, though.
Oh, yeah.
When's she coming on?
July.
She's coming.
Wait, actually?
Oh, shoot.
Okay. She can come June if she wants. Or she can't. She's on a world tour until July. Oh yeah. When's she coming on? July. She's coming. Wait actually? Oh shoot. Okay.
She can come June if she wants.
Or she can't.
She's on a world tour
until July.
Just kidding.
Do you know her Chapel Rowan?
I like her one song.
Casual.
Oh yeah.
That's a good song.
Did you see her at Coachella?
Oh she was on the same time
Sabrina was right?
Uh uh.
I saw Sabrina.
Oh Sabrina was amazing.
I love Sabrina Carpenter.
I don't know any of her songs.
I just think she's beautiful.
Oh my god.
I love her.
She's just like such a little performer.
You know she's 4'11". She's tiny. Really? Oh yeah. She's short oh my god i love her she's just like such a little performer you know she's four like she's like 411 really she's short this big and she's just so oh
my god she's so cute you can't tell because barry keoghan's also short so them together it's like
ariana and even slater i think he's like five eight wow he looks huge yeah so he towers over
yeah because she's actually that cute i love when like small people get with small people because
it's just like little me too and then i'm like good you cancel each other out and now
the rest of us have the. You know what I mean? Yeah.
I don't know what I'm talking about. I'm already 5'3".
I'm like yeah you guys can have.
But 5'3 is kind of tall now. I feel like there's so many
short girls because I'm 5'3 too and I kind of like feel like
a tower over so many girls. Like Tara Yemi. I know. Oh my god.
She's so tiny. She humbled me so quick. Yeah.
And she was at Coachella the whole time like standing next to me. I'm like
you better. She's so tiny and short.
She's so tiny and short. Yeah. What? And you being like 5'3 you think like I standing next to me I'm like you better she's so tiny and short she's so tiny
and it's like
what
and you being like 5'3
you think like
I was that too
I'm like short
I'm like a whole head
taller than her
I'm like this is never
how tall is she
like she's like 4'10
I think
I mean she's like 4'0
I think she's so short
I mean she looks like
so petite
but she's also like
little tiny
like she doesn't look
even that short
because she's
but when she like
gets up from this
like it's so cute
like if she got down
from this chair her head would be here yeah it's so funny she
looks so tiny right it's like the what did you call it was like the bratz dolls yeah yeah because
even like tana's boots too made her like a bratz doll i was like that's such a cute that's what
i'm saying if you wear the big boots you would look like a little bratz doll i don't know i don't
i'm trying to build up my leg like i'm really i'm trying to know your legs i love like a muscular
leg though but in the coachella photo
we use in our in the patreon i remember like when i was editing i was looking at your legs and like
the way you were posing they you could see like all the muscle definition yeah that's what i've
been working on that's what i tell laura every time i get to parties i said give me some leg
you were our fave uh coachella look yeah jake best dressed guy. Oh yeah, Jake was best dressed man. Oh my God,
I will.
And that,
Jake Webber was a close,
but we went with Octopus because he,
he looked just confident in himself
and I'm like,
I love this.
He's so funny.
I love him.
He's like,
God,
you would love him.
You have to have him on.
Well,
Jake,
apologies if we've ever said anything.
Yeah,
pass on the good word.
Yeah,
pass on the good word.
I never know.
Sometimes I just talk to talk
and then I'm like,
I don't know,
it sounds bad.
So we love him.
He's the it boy now. He really
is the it boy, huh? I can't think of anyone else
more it boy than him. And he deserves that.
Yeah. I love him. Shout out Shake Shane
and Octopus Lover.
I love when you call him Octopus. That's his name.
He's Octopus Lover. He's actually a heart of
book. I remember my management before this was
like, oh, we can get him on. But like in May
I was like, oh, that's... Yeah, well, he's got like
his opportunities right
now i'm like jeez yeah you gotta take him we love that i love when you can become like a best friend
like people do them from being like so for your range's best friend and now he's just like his
own thing and i think that's everything it's very kim kardashian out of parasolton shadow yeah he's
the new kim k he's the new kim k that's what they're saying yeah that's what the streets are
saying brock i love you so much.
Yeah, I love you guys so much.
I, like, seriously can't believe you came on.
This is, like, such an honor.
Check out Brooke on tour.
Is it sold out?
I don't know.
Can they still get tickets?
Canceled?
I think there's still some tickets for some of the shows.
And new dates soon.
Oh, yeah.
When the new dates are coming.
New dates are coming very soon.
I'm not sure when.
I thought you meant, like, my, like, am I going on any new dates?
Oh, in that too.
Hopefully.
Zac Efron.
Whoever else is on there. Zac Efron. Whoever else is on my list.
Zac Efron.
We love you guys.
Thanks for watching.
We'll see you on the next one.
Bye.