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But the main event today is oscar's birthday a day late
belated birthday as they say yeah i am so gagged this is more than i was expecting to be honest i
was like wow there's like decor you know we have some amos on taylor swift press-ons that's me
we have a really cute taylor swift cake coming it'll come before the end of the show i wanted
to have it like cute and pretty for you.
But it's from that Sweeties Bake Shop where, like, Holly gets all those cute cakes.
Wow.
And they have, like, a Taylor Swift one, like, that you could just purchase.
Oh, that's everything.
Yeah, it's, like, a $400 cake, which I'm not, whatever.
It's fine.
But I can't wait to see a $400 cake.
I was, like, how?
Because, anyways, it had the cartoon Taylor vibes.
That's why I saw the cartoon.
And I was, like, okay, that's cute.
But how ironic.
I didn't even think about this. Obviously, just, like, Katy Perry from the cartoon Taylor vibes. That's why I saw the cartoon. And I was like, okay, that's cute. But how ironic. I didn't even think about this.
Obviously, just like Katy Perry from the music video release.
But then I was like, hmm, Taylor over there, Katy over here.
It's 2012 all over.
Right?
Is that the year all over again?
You know, I think they're friends now.
In our world, everyone's friends, right?
Yeah.
Katy was at the Heiress Tour.
So it's fitting.
So they are actual friends.
Yeah, they are actually friends.
From enemies to lovers.
Friends to enemies to friends again.
Okay.
Is that a song?
What?
From Taylor Swift.
Wait, what?
Friends to enemies to friends again?
Friends to enemies.
No, it's not a...
Why does that sound so familiar?
It's like a trope.
Like friends or enemies to friends, enemies to lovers.
It's like a thing in books.
Enemies to lovers?
Who goes enemies to lovers?
That's a whole thing in
like books and movies like yeah i'm pretty sure very bridgerton i guess yeah yeah but i guess
they weren't enemies but oh they were kate and anthony were kind of enemies well there you go
but then like colin and penelope were like friends to lovers if it happened either way i guess the
pipeline happy birthday thank you so much how how was it oh it was wild um i'm not really a birthday girl
in general i will say i feel like there's pressure for your birthday i feel like you can you've had
moments like this where like you feel the pressure to make it like a big special day and then like
emotionally you're just not there and then it makes you even more like a little bit more manic
just because you're supposed to have a special day and you want it to be a special day, but the stars just don't align.
Yeah.
It's always like that on birthdays.
And I think that's why people get it around Christmas, too.
Yes.
Because the bill is so big and then they get a little depression because it's like, this
is it?
Yeah.
Yeah.
So I had, like, a week-long depressive episode and it all came to a head, like, around my
birthday.
Because it was just, like, one thing after another.
Like, you know, personal stuff, family stuff, professional stuff. Like, it was just, like, hit after like you know personal stuff family stuff professional stuff like it was just like hit after hit political stuff like damn oh so i was like can
i just get a break and then i ended up having a breakdown on my kitchen floor i literally felt
love that i love i was possessed by the spirit that's who writes the checks my business just
that's how i do it crying on the kitchen floor um that. On your birthday?
It was the day before.
So the 13th.
Oh no.
And then I felt why you went for the kitchen floor.
That was the first time I've like, you know, really sat and cried on the kitchen floor.
And it felt like a good place.
Why?
Why did you pick it?
Were you hiding or something?
I was just looking for like, well, I was was hungry but then not hungry at the same time
and then that also contributed i was gonna say close to the food yeah you're like i need food
i'm so hungry also no i'm sad i don't want the food yeah yes very that um and then it was really
getting a little crazy so i took a valium and then fell asleep on the kitchen floor oh that's
so eminem of you oh is it yeah i feel like he loves valium okay work wow so yeah what's a valium do it like calms you down it's like yeah it slows down your nervous
system when you have like anxiety attacks it's like ativan yeah i loved it well i didn't love
it at the time but the hospital gave it to me when i was hysterical they shot one in my leg and i
just like yeah yes exactly yeah it was a while I just remember my limbs being like all heavy.
Oh, no.
Yeah.
But then on my proper birthday, I was like, okay, let's like, you know.
I think I needed to like have the rock bottom. And then on my proper birthday, I was like, I need to just like not consume like media.
So I just like no Twitter, no Instagram, no Reddit, no anything.
And I'm like, let me just like be a little Amish for today.
Well, I went to Target.
I guess Amish people are going to Target.
Yeah.
How'd you get there?
Did you get there by a horse and carriage?
That's the real tea.
Tesla's electric.
Oh, that's very.
Oh, not Amish.
That's, yeah, I think that's more Amish than gas.
True.
That's what I was thinking too.
Yeah.
Minus electricity, but.
Yeah.
So you went to your Tesla to Target.
Yes.
Wait.
Yes, Anne. That was that. yes that saturday so where do you
even get consumed then when you're going through your own spiral do you even like care about like
donald trump or richard simmons like do you are you like oh that's saturday like i have so much
other it just kept like piling on i was like oh my god i can't process any more tragic news um or
like political turmoil i'm like can i can I, can everyone just chill?
Yeah.
But at least I feel like
then that kind of makes it seem like
not to say anyone's bigger problems
or whatever,
at least it kind of takes it off you,
right?
Like,
well,
there's,
the world is in chaos right now
so it's okay that my world is a little.
Yeah,
that's a good way to look at it.
I don't know.
That's how I would feel as an outsider.
Maybe not.
If it's happening to me,
I think the whole world's ending
but I'm like,
maybe.
Yeah,
I was very much in the mindset of,
damn,
the whole world is ending.
Yeah.
And then it's also like, wow, another historical event that's like right before my birthday so
i'm like oh that sucks but um i do like your perspective now looking back i can appreciate
that more okay that's good okay also yeah you know in comparison yeah you're not that bad right
that's how i think my birthday is like d-day or something like that oh which is like i think the
start of world war ii or pearl harbor or something. It's one of those. One of those historical
events. I think so. The 14th is
SpongeBob SquarePants' birthday, but
the 13th. Oh, of July? Yeah.
So is Steph Pappas. Yeah. Oh, wow.
Okay, legends. Legends only on the
14th. But then, yeah, the 13th,
now the assassination attempt.
Saturday the 13th. Yeah.
Never good. Never good. Wait, so, okay,
so, do you want to talk about it or no?
Because I was asking you, like, I'll talk about it out there.
I'm like, but do you want to?
You don't have to.
Definitely not, because I don't even know.
All I know is I texted you the Clinton-Kate thing happened that night before.
And I texted you a screenshot.
I didn't get a response.
I was like, oh, damn.
Oscar is mad.
That's true.
I literally, like, the thought of, like, even even leaving my apartment like it was too overwhelming
like communicating in general i was like i don't know if i can it was very like very that depressive
episode but um i know because i was like should we do an emergency patreon and react to this but
i didn't get a response i'm like you know i'll just let you be i was like not in a place for
literally anything unfortunately but um i feel like now I can kind of laugh at it because I think it was like –
because I didn't realize in the moment about the crying on the floor like connection to you.
But looking back at it, I was like, wow.
That is like –
Where does it sink?
The world works in mysterious ways.
I'm sure if you look in July 14th, I'm sure there's a video of me crying on the kitchen floor at some point.
Or July 13th.
We should look.
I would bet money.
Especially 2019. For sure there was a July, a multiple July. Yeah, we are sure there's a video of me crying on the kitchen floor at some point. Or July 13th. We should look. I would bet money, yeah. Especially 2019.
For sure there was a July, a multiple July.
Yeah, we are very in sync that way.
And I can always kind of tell.
I always feel like we are kind of in the same.
Like I can feel the energy.
And that's why I like, hmm.
That's what I kind of knew.
I was like, okay.
I feel like.
But then I don't know because we're not like, we're not that close outside of this.
Should I call him or is that too intrusive?
Because I feel like when you are trying to clear something up, you want to talk on the phone.
But then I'm like, I don't know if I would want to I don't know it's
very weird but then it's like yeah it's very hard to navigate so what was the worst was it personal
professional or family um probably like family because my grandpa got out of the hospital then
he had to go back on the 13th as well and then yeah so I feel like that was the worst part of it
because also like it stresses like everyone in my family out, too.
So then it's, like, there's, like, they want to, like, do something nice for my birthday,
but they're stressed by other stuff.
So I was, like, let's just, like, not, you know.
So you didn't do your birthday?
No.
No cookout.
What happened to the meat?
I don't know where it's at, to be honest.
I think it's still frozen, I would hope.
So I could do a redo.
Yeah, at some point.
Next birthday.
Yeah.
So what did you end up doing on your birthday?
Nothing really.
You just sat home?
No.
You didn't go to Baggiano's?
No.
No?
Wait, what?
Why?
I really needed to like be, I got, the reason I'm like functioning today is because I did
nothing yesterday I think.
Okay.
So you need to reset.
So, yeah.
Oh no. Oh no. You can always you need to reset. So, yeah. Oh, no.
You can always literally call for a mental health check day.
My sister lives down the street.
We have Harry Daniels coming in an hour.
Like, it's fine.
I don't feel like you have to call.
No, but I, like, the way that Clinton Cain acted up, I was like, damn.
No matter, like, rain, shine, depressive episode, like, I have to show up and drag this man.
When a man is acting out of
pocket like i will be there no matter what wow so we thank you clint kane for getting oscar out of
his depressive mode today he's like i have to stick up yeah yeah yeah i dm'd brooke right after
that i was like this is this is crazy yeah i was i didn't even see her response i saw it all like
saturday morning so like i was like oh my like it was all new to me so i didn't know and then
then i saw her response like this is this is our
Drumageddon of
Drumageddon 3
we did ask and plead
someone do something
I know
it's so powerful words
you know what I mean
manifestation
yeah
it is crazy
I really try and watch
my words now
because like
I really do feel
everything I speak
into existence
I have in something
let me just watch
those words
but I'm so sad
are you going to do
a redo for your birthday
like Magianos um
sure i'm sure i'll have an excuse to like really you know go wild and eat and then i'll be like oh
it's my birthday you know what i mean so i'll save that card your birthday starts today so the cake
is coming and once the cake gets right if you want to eat but you said you don't want to eat so
that's the worst when you're like on a diet and someone's like here's cake i mean this is you know science we have to taste this cake yeah it is a 400 cake
is crazy which is fine like shout out patreons getting a cut from that
can you make a cake with her image on it like it was what i already made it's not like i
customize this like this is one you can just order off their website so i do wonder that
because there's not many cakes like that we should give this gift now it's okay it's
nothing crazy but we should give it now just so like you know gifts make everyone happy it's my
love language is gifts there's also a check in there so you can buy your own gifts i'm bad at
gifts everyone knows this i'm so bad at gifts so just fyi oh my god and i'll explain it someone
yeah they peeped it in the back of my talk like okay it's been there
for a minute
I haven't had this
gift for a minute
yeah
the kindle
oh yeah
so Oscar bought
himself a kindle
but I was like
you can resell it
or something
I don't know
whatever you want
to do with it
okay it won't be
like a Laura Lee
iPad Christmas
tobacco
yeah you totally
can
I can give it away
honestly when you
said you had it
I was like well
I'll just like
I'm not gonna
return it
so do whatever you want with it thank you I was like, well, I'll just like, but I'm like, I'm not going to keep, I'm not going to return it. So do whatever you want with it.
Thank you.
That's so funny.
I was so excited too.
At least now you and your boyfriend
can read together.
That's true.
Yeah.
You can spend time together reading.
Give it to whoever.
Or sell it.
I don't know.
That's too funny.
Thank you so much.
I was so excited
because I was like,
oh,
I know something you want
because I listen,
right?
I'm listening now to what you want.
But then you're like,
I got it right away.
I was like,
what?
I thought you were waiting
for a sale
for like Black Friday
or something.
Oh my God, that is so
So we got you a Kendal.
Oh my god.
This is not like
the Luwabe thing I wanted to get you, but it's
still cool.
I like this one, but it's not
like the main one. I think any Luwabe is
the Luwabe.
There's nothing in between. That's true.
I hope it's the right size asmr oh yeah a little unwrapping
oh wow that's a nice box now you can be like your favorite podcaster
or my challenger shirt or joshua cotter thank you so much oh my god i got it when it came out then when the milk one
came i wanted to get that for you too and i couldn't i was so frustrated i want to get you
both that is so sweet thank you the milk one comes i'm getting it for you too but that is so sweet
thank you josh o'connor vibes so in that so i think you're gonna look so cool on it i live
thank you so much you're welcome it's cute it's like a cute, I don't know. It also reminds me of the guy from the podcast that like the wall fell on him.
I always forget.
Shout out to Emergency.
Yeah, Emergency Podcast.
Shout out Drew.
See, I know.
I just like don't like want to misname someone.
You know what I mean?
Because sometimes I forget.
But yeah.
That is so funny.
Thank you so much.
Oh my God.
Now I have to have like a ceiling fall on me to complete the cosplay.
Oh my God.
Don't say that.
We just see everything into existence. This just falls on you all of a sudden. That'd be horrible. And it's like a ceiling fall on me. Oh my God. Don't say that. We just see everything into existence.
This just falls on you all of a sudden.
That'd be horrible.
And it's like a big machine behind you.
So that would be horrible.
Thank you so much.
You're welcome.
Oh my God.
And there's a card with a check.
So buy whatever you want with it too.
Oh my God.
This is sweet.
I'm bad at giving gifts, but I love to give money.
You know what I mean?
Moe's always yells at me.
He's like, you just give money to like random people.
Not that you're random, but I do love just giving money to people not that i
have a ton of money to give hence why it probably doesn't matter what our financial status is
it's so fun though right because i was talking about unexpected money coming your way and i
like to be that person to get that expected money but can i tell you i get unexpected money all the
time so i like to pay it for you know what i mean it's off to your birthday but i'm just randomly
giving it to you but anyways just so people don't think i'm cheap i was so
worried i don't want people thinking oh you got a t-shirt like when we broke out like a car so i
was like there's cash too no they look it up in the comments right now this t-shirt is
like that and moses was saying don't get the kindle people will look up and think it's too
cheap of a gift i was like but he wants a Kindle. Like, oh, my God.
I'm going to get a Rolex next time.
It was very stressful, but, you know.
And I'm bad at gifts.
I'm so bad at gifts. Oh, my God.
That's so funny.
Yeah.
I can't believe you remember the one, like, little Kindle.
I think I said it, like, one time, like, two months ago.
No, I've been trying to listen.
We have a list.
We have, like, Krog, Kindle.
Oh, yeah.
Olivia Rodrigo cup. I don't know if you had it yet so
and you shouldn't tell me you got a mattress so i was like you didn't tell me you got the kindle
i didn't think it was that like breaking news but yeah no we need updates yeah we need to know what
you buy when up-to-date list yeah oh my god that's so funny did you get the olivia rodrigo stanley
i did get the Olivia Rodrigo Stanley.
Yeah, it hasn't come in yet.
But it was wild.
You had to like be submitted into like a lottery.
And then like you get told if your purchase went through or not.
It was crazy.
But I got it.
So congrats.
I'm going to like really cherish it for sure.
You bring it to next time, bring it to work?
I think so, yeah.
Although it's not enough water for me.
You know, like a big jug.
Oh, yeah, like a gallon. That would actually be everything. Maybe we should do a lottery for it. What is I think so, yeah. Although it's not enough water for me. You know, like a big jug. Oh, yeah, like a gallon.
That would actually be everything.
Maybe we should do a lottery for it.
What is it?
Wait, not lottery.
What did you call it?
A raffle?
It is like a lottery.
You have to like, you buy it,
but then you get chosen
to like actually get it
like by lottery.
Really?
Yeah.
But the ones that didn't win,
did their money still process
or they get it back?
No.
Yeah, imagine.
Oh, but that is like the lottery, I guess. You like pay and just like, oh, well, sorry, you didn't win did their money still process or did they get it back no imagine oh but that is like the lottery
I guess
you like pay
and just like
oh well sorry
you didn't win
right
I guess that's what
threw me off
maybe we should do that
but not that version
of it for our next
merch launch
because everyone
gets so mad
because we only got
300 pieces
for the next one too
but I'm like
how do we do it
where it's like
people can just
it's not
it's just first come
first serve
anything else
will be problematic
but you know
people watch the show
that's why we always launch it live on the show premiered yeah i never thought we'd ever
have an issue with like selling out anything because i've done so many merch launch that
like people literally don't care spread it no matter what we do if we buy it especially like
no one ever cares i mean this hoodie oh my god i'll be i'm gonna be in line buying one we're
hyping it up too much maybe i'm excited about it but like it comes it is great it's cool it took
us a year to make but let's not hype it up too much um wow well man what a bummer
that is just it starts now you got a day off to rest which is great exactly contemplate on life
reset yeah we we used to just contemplate on life on my birthday. You seem like the type that would do that.
For sure. Very much that.
I just sit there by myself and contemplate
on my birthday. Yeah, you never care about birthdays
either. You've always been just very... No.
But I'd be more in nature and not on the kitchen floor.
There you go, yeah. I'm on the kitchen floor.
I'm on the kitchen floor every birthday.
There was one in like 2017. It definitely was the day
after my birthday. It was like I was at a club and we got kicked out of the club.
Were you at that one? No. I swear everybody, like, 2017, it definitely was the day after my birthday. It was, like, I was at a club, and we got kicked out of the club. Were you at that one?
No.
I swear everybody, like, Daniel, Joe, I think Gabby Hannah was at it.
Yeah, it was, like, at a nightclub.
I remember hearing about it, though.
But you didn't come?
No, I didn't come.
Why do I feel like, okay, I feel like, like, literally everybody was there, like, even
people I didn't know, I remember, and I was like, oh, this is so random.
And, yeah, we got kicked out.
So the next day, like, there was a whole video, like, on my floor, like, crying.
But then those people were, like, in the mafia or something, so then I deleted the video
because I'm like, don't come for me it was crazy
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But all my birthdays ended horribly.
This one this year wasn't any better.
I cried over getting like literally milk spilled on me.
And I was like oh my gosh.
The worst thing in the whole world.
And then I felt so bad the next day.
I was like oh my god.
Those poor people at the restaurant.
I'm probably like what the girl's problem.
So yeah.
Birthdays.
Yeah.
They're a little.
I like the vibe of it.
That's why it's like fun to like.
It's like Christmas.
It's like doing photo shoots and all that stuff.
Like for it.
But then when the actual day comes,
I got sad last year
around Christmas time.
Like after Christmas,
I got like blues.
I was like,
oh man,
it's over.
That's it.
Like nothing happened.
Like,
I don't know.
It's like weird.
It sucks.
I'm sorry.
It's okay.
Oh my God.
I was like,
I knew I kind of felt it.
But then that morning
we went for a walk
and then like there was like
one cloud of rain
that fallen on us
and I was like,
oh,
it's like a baptism,
you know? And then I felt like I was renewed, you know? And I was like, ooh, it's like a baptism. And then I felt like I was renewed.
And I was like, OK, positive vibes.
So then everything else happened, like Richard Simmons, Donald Trump, all that stuff happened that day.
Shannon Doherty.
I was like, oh, my god.
It's really sad.
Clinton Cain.
I was more concerned.
Not concerned.
I was more into the TikTok.
I guess my TikTok was on the Clinton Cain side and not the Donald Trump side.
It's that.
I don't know what happened.
We don't need to get into it.
We're not into that here.
Someone said it was glass. I don't know. People. We don't need to get into it. We're not into that here. Someone said it was glass.
I don't know.
People are telling me.
Anyways, I hope everyone is okay.
No, that's a picture of like the bullet flying by.
Oh, okay.
Well.
Conspiracy TikTok or whatever.
We're not in that, but.
Well, the real conspiracy is that Clinton-Kane is responsible for all those things that happen
in trying to.
I know.
Should we say that or should we, I guess, get into that?
I don't know.
Harry's coming.
Do we save it for him?
Does he care?
I feel like we could get into it before.
Okay.
Patreon and then.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, right.
Thanks for keeping on it.
Thanks for keeping on it, you guys.
Patreon.com slash JustTrish.
In case you missed it, we posted a really hot new video.
Oh, you posted it yesterday.
Yeah.
Oh, during your episode?
Like during your breakdown on the kitchen floor?
You're like, let me post this Patreon video.
No, that was on Saturday was my breakdown.
Sunday was the up.
Where, you know.
You're like, let me post this Patreon.
Rising from the ashes.
You also don't have to post the Patreon.
People were really nice.
You like wrote a little note.
You're like, family emergency.
Everyone's like, it's fine.
I was going to tell you.
I didn't want to bother you.
But I was like, you don't have to post it either.
The dreams to call. it was filmed in April
so if you want I love your caption
time is nothing but a construct
an illusion it was so good
was it April or is it like you know
it could be present day for all we know
yeah I'm seven months pregnant again
it's an hour long video I didn't want to waste that
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But we bring new ones.
We're filming new ones this Friday.
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This is our headshot of the month.
You get this beautiful – people called it – what is it?
Persephone?
They think it's Persephone.
It's not Persephone.
I don't even know what it's from, Persephone.
I don't know.
Anyways, this is our Lady Liberty, but pink.
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The producers also get both of those plus
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We like literally tripled like our producers.
I was like wow.
Okay notebooks.
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Try to find new ideas for you guys.
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Maybe after a year we'll do something new.
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Plus a bonus video.
And Kim Heller
High Water
Oscar's gonna post that
even if he's
manically depressive
is it manic
or just depressive
maybe I just threw
in manic for you
I think just depressive
technically
yeah technically speaking
just a depressive episode
which you know
yikes
the people need
the dreamsicle content
no matter what
it's time to put that up
Oscar
that's what I told him
we need that up now
I'm glad that you got up
I always like getting
a little notification
it's up and I get excited
I really do love our content
and the thumbnails
are always beautiful
and we stick to it
I love
that's like the best compliment
when it's like
everyone talks about
oh we always
have it coming
we don't miss
we don't miss
or if there's a little bit of delay we communicate this is a little 24 hour delay but we're the most consistent
podcast out there i mean we don't take some breaks we don't take pregnancy breaks you don't take a
break even after pregnancy you take a pregnancy break i mean no people like three months off
after they can do that we don't do that we do not do that well it's fine if you do though and it's fine
if you have a podcast and you're probably it's fine mental health breaks are fine burnout breaks
are fine it's fine but we love it because we can take those views then we were kind of thriving
these past couple weeks so we'll take all the breaks you want um but yeah we are we like to
be consistent mostly because this is all I do but I know you're doing
5,000 other things
but we're consistent
I should also show
the shoe camp
today's outfit
is inspired from
Katy Perry in 2012
because
I just type in
whenever I want to wear
pink or cosplay
I just type in like
that person's name
plus pink
and this is the thing
that came on
I think she wore it
on Good Morning America
I'm sure Katy Kat
would know what it's from
but later on
I can take the skirt off
because I have a little
bodysuit underneath it oh wow a what it's from. But later on, I can take the skirt off because I have a little bodysuit underneath it.
Oh, wow.
A reveal.
It's a reveal.
On a podcast.
And yeah, I got asked to be in a music video for the first time in 15 years.
It's been 15 years since the Eminem video and people still talk about it.
I know.
Isn't that crazy?
And you know a fun fact?
Here's a fun fact.
I actually got casted for a Katy Perry video a week after the Eminem video 15 years ago.
It was called Waking Up in Vegas. Yes. Yes. And it was directed by Joseph K video a week after the Eminem video 15 years ago. Really? It was called Waking Up in Vegas.
Yes.
Yes.
And it was directed by Joseph Kahn who directed the Eminem video.
And I actually got casted to be on it.
And I don't know what it was.
Like I don't know what.
They literally were like okay you're going to come to Vegas.
And it was to be like a showgirl or something.
And all the showgirls in the video are like tall and thin.
So obviously I don't know why.
Anyways.
It didn't end up happening.
But I was like fitted and stuff.
And then it didn't happen.
And I still got paid for it.
It was very weird. So I was supposed to be in a k-pop radio 15 years
ago and now i'm in a k-pop radio now and um hopefully people talk about it for the next 15
years because i just want to be casted in more stuff you know what i mean like i felt like i
wish i had that three weeks postpartum and i just really wanted to do it so i could be like look i'm
back to work caa like i want to start working on things and sets and like, like, I like being just, like, a supporting little character in these things.
You know, I would love to just pull a monster truck or something like that.
Like, that to me is tea.
I wish they would have shown, because it was actually so much fun.
And I actually, like, loved Katy Perry so much.
And she was so nice.
And, but, we actually had to climb up on that monster truck.
And they didn't even show it.
Because it looks like we're just, because it is a blue screen behind us.
But, like, we had to climb up like 12 feet this ladder,
which I've never climbed a ladder in my life.
And I remember Katie's like,
Katie's like, you've never climbed a ladder?
And she was like, oh my God, I'm so sorry.
She was in her little white bikini
climbing up and oiled up.
And then I had to come after her
and I was just like, oh my gosh.
But not only is climbing it hard
because I'm actually really terrified of a ladder.
I don't know why I've never been on it,
but I was so terrified.
But like getting into a monster truck,
you have to like,
it's like you have to kind of pull yourself up
from the side and I have like zero arm strength.
I have no arm strength.
Like I was really, really scared for real
because like even in gym class
when we had to do pull-ups,
you could never do one pull-up
and they're like,
if you were like falling off a cliff
and you can't do a pull-up,
you'll end up dying.
I'm like, yes, that'll be me.
Well, yes.
Well, yes.
And that's what this was.
We were in the same situation
and I couldn't even go higher.
Like if you go one step higher,
like the top of the ladder,
like you can kind of like jump in it
and I was like, I'm so scared to go any higher because
it also gets like smaller as you go up the ladder um and Katie was already in and she was like
trying to help me too but I'm like oiled greased I'm like a greased little piggy trying to get up
there and Katie's watching me and I don't want to look she just did it in a bikini and I was like
oh my it was like crazy I really hope someone they did send me behind the scenes but not of
that part they have some behind the scenes of us but I wish someone would film that because I was so scared I
was so oiled up and had like I don't know how I found the strength I just was like I need to do
it I pulled myself in that truck and the door flew open at some point because they're like shaking
the truck as you're going and it like flew open at some point like I literally risked my life and
you can't even tell in the video and I was just like even that truck I was pulling that even
though like obviously I'm not pulling the full weight of that like you had
to still like pull the tension and it was like slowly rolling behind me and every time the like
a cut was about to end like they literally like okay run to the side so like doesn't like roll
me over it looks like there's a lot of space between us but it wasn't and they even asked me
before when they called me that was the email I got that was like really like weird and shady
it was to my personal email just to myself and I was like A-list superstar once you win a music video and I was like this sounds definitely like fake for sure
but then I looked at the ad it was like universal music and I was like hmm and then I looked at the
guy and I was like okay this guy is like he casted for Troye Sivan he casted for like maybe this is
real so then I remember we came back from our walk and they told me and I was like and then I had
to sign like an NDA and stuff and I was like really excited because like no one's asked me to be in a
video for so long and then I actually felt super famous when I went onto the set usually I'm just like a
background actor which is totally fine I thought I was going to be that for sure but this was the
first time I was casted for me like people were excited they were like everyone's so excited I
felt like so famous on that set because everyone's like we love you and I was like oh my god it's so
cool to leave my house once in a while just to like remind myself like wow people really like
me and it was really nice and then of course all the comments really nice. And it's just a nice breath change of pace.
Because sometimes people hate me and sometimes people love me.
And it's nice to be on the love aspect of it.
So I'm going to speak that into existence.
Thank you for all the love.
I feel super famous and well-liked.
And I hope that continues.
Because it was so fun.
And I love being casted as myself.
And I hope to be casted.
Well, I guess it wasn't myself.
I guess I'm not a truck driver.
But I was casted for me.
I didn't have to audition.
I didn't have to submit.
They're like, we want you in this.
And I was like, absolutely.
And that's it.
Got to keep the outfit.
And I wore heels for the first time in literally like 10 years, pulling it.
And I still had the stitches in.
I was just, you know, I was ready.
So, you know, as a wise poet, a great poet once said, it's a woman's world.
And you're lucky to be living in it.
So, you know, there it is.
There's the tea. I like it. I think it's a catchy song.
If you don't like it, then just, that's your opinion.
It's fine.
I am hardcore. I feel like it's like my song. I'm like trying to promote it so much. I was like, this is
my music video. Here you go. It's featuring you. All the headlines are featuring
Trisha Payless. Okay, that actually made me feel so good which is like so weird and i don't have a publicist by the way
like no one's like reaching out to these outlets but yeah someone posted like was a variety i think
was like uh katie perry music video featuring trisha paytas as if i'm like singing on it or
something and i was like well not featuring but i was i was very happy to be on it um and i think
there was a tiktok girl named phoebe on. She was one of the dancers. So I think they had other cameos.
I think the gay couple might have been somebody.
I don't know who, but anyways, it's cute.
I like it.
A lot of new music came out this week, but all I cared about was Katy Perry.
No one talked about Eminem.
No one talked about Jojo Siwa, surprisingly.
Oh, yeah.
The Guilty Pleasure.
It's so funny, though, because like it was before even Katy like started teasing the
song, like you already like were doing it yes
so that's what's so funny like if you i think you mentioned in a hot topics like oh i have this
really cool opportunity coming up with an artist and i can't even like wait i can't even it's so
big i can't even i signed an nda i can't say what it was and then the next week you were like i don't
know if it was on camera or just to me it was like yeah it's like a pop star's really big comeback and i was like okay i was like okay so katie perry which is crazy because like in my head i'm like oh you
would never know and you're like it's either lady gaga or katie perry i was like how do you know
everything i was like there's like two pop stars working on comebacks right now so it has to be i
would have no idea i had no idea i was like oh nobody's gonna even guess this that's so funny
i know i really actually wanted to surprise you but i had to tell you for other reasons so i was
just like oh let me just tell you.
But I always think it's better or makes a bigger impact when something just appears.
Happens, yeah.
Yeah, rather than whatever.
You know, like tease it.
Or if it didn't come out or if I got edited out or something like that.
But I think shout out Matthew Stevens.
He did like a whole analysis of how he knew I was going to be in the music video.
He's like, first of all, she never leaves her house at night.
It's ever since she had the kids.
And this is filmed at nighttime.
And it looks professional.
And she's in the back of an SUV.
And she has her boobs out.
And she never has them out.
And I've never seen them oiled up.
And I was like, oh my god.
You literally know all.
And usually when she wears a theme, we see it the next day.
This will be on my TikTok the next day.
I was like, wow.
He really clocked it.
You clocked your teeth.
Shout out Matthew Stevens.
He's actually just like a machine.
Tana mentioned she wanted to do a self-tanner called Self-Tana.
He already had packaging for it.
What?
He's like, Tanna, collab with me.
It's self-tanna.
And it was like pink.
And it was like, I mean, it looked kind of sick.
And I was like, Matthew Stevens is on it.
He's like, I need to do this now.
We always, he's the one we love to see on live.
You know what I mean?
Like every time I scroll, I see Matthew Stevens live.
And you know, that's cute.
We like that.
So if you're like promoting your business, I say all power to you with the live.
But yeah, I was, and she's married to Orlando Bloom.
Yeah, you didn't know that.
What?
When did that happen?
Like, no idea.
A long time ago.
How could no one,
or is it like old?
It's old news now.
They've been together a long time.
I saw her on Instagram or something.
They were working out
and she showed him
and I was like,
and then I didn't know it was Orlando Bloom.
I was just like,
that's Orlando Bloom.
I was like, that's great.
She goes, look at my hot husband.
I was like,
how come we never talk about that more?
Or how come people don't talk about him more um i think they're pretty talked about
i feel like they're more low-key now a few years ago i think maybe maybe 10 years maybe less but
there was a whole thing where like they were paddleboarding somewhere wherever she just went
on vacation she did like 10 years ago or something like that and he was like naked paddleboarding
and his schlong was just out and they were what yeah where where can you do that wherever they're
somewhere in europe because she was just there because i remember i read an article that was
like katie perry and elena bloom revisit the same place where they naked paddleboard she was in a
bikini but he was just long out wow yeah i like that i think it's very natural yeah i think it's
like that's what i like about is he European
I think so
he has an accent
yeah he was in
he had an accent
in Pirates of the Caribbean
which you've never seen
which you have to see
that movie
that movie is like
my favorite
that and Dear Evan Hansen
are my favorite movies ever
and I feel like
you need to watch both of them
especially Pirates
that's such a good movie
but I wish we'd adapt that here
where like nudity
is just like fine
it's not like sexualized
it's not whatever
it's like people are so weird
like oh my god I saw a nipple like a little bit of your nippleized and not whatever. It's like people are so weird. Like oh my God
I saw a nipple
like a little bit of your nipple
I'm like oh my God chill.
Like everyone has them.
Like it is actually so crazy.
Well yeah that was the excitement
of the weekend I guess
and I'm sorry about yours.
Yeah I just felt like energy
a little different.
Saturday I got like I said
I got kind of like reborn
through the cloud of rain
that just was like one cloud
and it happened to follow us
as our walk.
Everything else was like so hot and sunny and I was like that's so weird and i was like i
think it was right after i texted you and then i was just like and i kind of felt like the energy
was off and then that happened and then i was like it's like a sign from god like you're right okay
refresh reborn and then i felt a little better and then i stayed off my phone too it's always
better to have your phone when you're a little depressive you know yeah being chronically online
has its downsides so i's like for sure like i
just can't read anyone's thoughts on anything right now because that's the thing too like with
twitter or whatever it's like you just have access to so many people's thoughts at all times it's
like you're like a little telepath or something in a way right because it's like like reading
people's minds yeah because it's like you just have too many people's thoughts i'm like i just
don't want anyone else's thoughts right now that right now good assessment of that shut down yeah that's true i think that in general too you hear too
many voices and stuff and yeah there you go yeah that's actually yeah and it's nothing's ever that
serious when i shut things off because i always think in my head like things just like i think
too much and i'm like nothing's ever like that serious like nothing really matters like you know
because i was like what if you don't shut it i'm like it doesn't matter like who, you know, because I was like, what if you don't show up today? I'm like, it doesn't matter. Like, who cares? You know what I mean? I mean, I care. But even if I don't, yeah.
Which, oh, happy birthday to you.
Should we hear it over there by Oscar?
Happy birthday to you.
Okay.
Happy birthday, dear Oscar.
Oh, my God.
Happy birthday to you.
That's so cute.
Thank you.
Do you want to move it by Oscar?
I guess you can.
So you can enjoy his cake.
Well, I guess you can see it there.
I guess.
Yeah.
Wait, that's so weird.
Did you see the Taylor Swift?
It's like those cartoons.
What is this from?
Who did this animation?
Whoa.
Wait, what?
It's a lover cake.
Oh, why are they selling that now?
That's not current.
I have no idea.
But lover is my second favorite era, actually.
Oh, it's your favorite.
Oh, reputation.
Reputation, yeah.
Oh, man.
Lover's number two.
I wish I knew.
Because the stickers, those stickers are like lover too, right?
I guess.
Yeah.
I'm confused.
I know.
Those are like eras.
Those are the eras tour vibes.
Oh, why is it?
Okay.
It does kind of just Trish with the pink disco ball.
Yeah.
You need to calm down vibes.
Oh, you need to calm down.
I thought you were telling me that at first.
I was like, I got it.
Interesting.
That's weird.
That same art piece is like that.
It's pretty.
I swear this is like $350, and I'm not even trying to be whatever, but why is it $350?
Do you know what I mean?
I mean, I guess maybe, do you think it's the taste or the look that is so expensive?
I don't know.
Shout out Sweeties Bake Shop.
I love it.
Shout out Holly for giving me like two of these.
She got me an Elvis one and like a pretty cherry one.
It looks so good.
Oh my gosh.
It's so pretty.
Okay, happy birthday.
Thank you so much.
We should get like, did it come in a cake box?
We should save it in case he wants to take it home with him.
Okay.
There's that.
Thank you.
That's so sweet.
You're welcome.
I guess we should have done it the week before your birthday.
Because I think after is like, is it still your birthday?
I guess so.
Yeah.
Oh, you didn't even celebrate.
Yeah, exactly.
So I feel like it's better now.
Paul Maggiano is going to postmate over here.
We need some chicken parm.
And fried zucchini.
Oh, is that what you, wow, healthy.
Okay, boosh.
I don't think fried zucchini is that healthy.
It's healthy.
Skinny legend.
Who eats fried zucchini?
I eat fried cheese.
It is so good, the fried zucchini.
I know. It's where it's at.'s like crispy the i know you're not a sauce girl but the they give you like a specific kind
of like lemony ranch oh no it's so good i would try it with that sometimes i like sauce i mean
there are some times i'm like the sauce is pretty good that maggiano's i don't know it's a special
ranch it really hits with that fried zucchini i want to go to maggiano's now you really do sell
it for me.
You're influencing me too.
I'm always just like, oh, that sounds so good.
We were in your neck of the woods.
We went to Northridge to get that Korean fried chicken, but it wasn't that good.
Oh, my God.
Yeah.
He liked it.
That sounds good, though.
It was okay.
I got the cheese dogs, so I like those.
But yeah, it was okay.
It wasn't as good as I thought it was going to be.
I think I had it hyped up too much.
But I didn't think about you because we were in that area.
We were by your old college. I said that too. I was like, Oscar, what college are you in? We had, I think, I thought it was going to be. I think I had it typed up too much. But I didn't think about you because we were in that area. We were by your old college.
I said that too.
I was like, Oscar, what college are you from?
We had, I think, oh, it was that Friday.
We had a guest scheduled and the guest canceled.
So we had my mom already like booked to watch the kids.
So when they took a nap, we're like, let's go to Northridge and get some bread.
Let's live it up.
Let's get some chicken.
We got some chicken and some, we went to Michael's and got Halloween props for the set.
It was a big date.
It was our big date night out.
And that was very exciting.
Chicken wings date.
There you go.
Yeah.
Like chicken shop date, but chicken wings.
She got SZA on.
Yeah.
It's crazy.
She got SZA.
Then she got Billie Eilish right after.
Wow.
Amelia.
She gets the girls.
How are they getting all these people?
That's a good question.
Well, she signed to your agency.
Wow.
They're giving her all the guesses but not me
maybe they're like
Billie Eilish wants to be on
Josh Trish
I'm like
let's give her to
Amelia
yeah
they probably asked for me
and they're like
actually go to this one
they probably redirected it
you're right
we'll reach out about that
I know we watch Hacks
and I always think of myself
now as that character
because she has like an agent
and then she has like a writer
that does all her jokes
I was like that's gonna be me when I'm 72 i hope so because she's like vegas
headlining i'm like this is what i want for sure yeah she is a vibe she's so hot her bust is
amazing i want to get that bust made with the pink spikes and then she has like a pink bed back there
i really like her i mean she's kind of a but i think i'll end up being like that because what
you know i just feel like when you're older you just don't care anymore you know what i mean
and i love her assistant
the tall guy
I forget his name
but he was in
the Mattachina family
I think I'm saying that right
he was in Andrew Valentine's movie
and I like love him so much
I'm like that's who I want
as an assistant
I can never have an assistant
because I don't like
trust anyone
or I just like don't
I don't know
I'd be bad
but I love him
as her assistant
it's a good show
we're on season three
oh you're almost
fully caught up
oh yeah we binge
on our naps
we watch two episodes they're like 45 minutes each so I love that show it's a good show. We're on season three. Oh, you're almost fully caught up, right? Oh, yeah. We binge. On our naps, we watch two episodes.
They're like 45 minutes each.
So I love that show.
It's so good.
I want Jean Smart on the podcast.
Maybe she'll be on.
I love her.
She's so good.
This is crazy.
I know.
I knew when I didn't get a response from you on this, I'm like, something is bad.
I didn't know if I should go check on you in your apartment.
I was like, hmm.
I sensed it that day.
You were on the show.
Yeah.
I really did.
I kept saying, like, I feel like something's wrong.
And then I, like, you know, of course, me being narcissistic, I'm like, I think it's me. I don't know what to saying like I feel like something's wrong and then I like
you know of course
me being narcissistic
I'm like I think it's me
I don't know what to say
I don't know what to do
but I didn't want to push it
so I was just like
let me not push anything
so yikes
but this one was crazy
this consumed me
on Saturday for sure
I was really invested
in Clinton
his reply
who did I date
not marry series
I love it I like the title it really sums
up his whole thesis of the of the self-summary of his thesis it's like basically like let me
just correct the minute little yeah it's like so I didn't even watch the full thing yet I'm
gonna save it for the patreon I've seen clips and I've read like a synopsis I'm like this is all
like are we gonna react on patreon everyone that people are demanding
it actually it's like oh that's so i really thought that again not knowing you were in
your presser i really was like that's what i said to you i was testing wait what'd you say
i feel bad for you guys no it's everything through that it's so much entertainment no
i sat through all of it because i was like i don't need a summary spills that shout out did
a great summary but i need to watch every little thing.
I need to get every little nuance.
I need to get every little breath.
I need to get everything because it's like actually so – it's almost like watching
like the real life Joker or something.
Just like watching a super villain in like real life and you're just like, this is crazy,
right?
Like someone that just knows the whole internet is against them and he's like, let me just
double down and get people even more mad at me and let me get them more stuff to hate
me on.
I was like, why did he do this? Like this this is so confusing there's a lot to get into but first of all does
he actually get 85 million downloads because like that's wild that's like so much that's what i was
thinking too i looked up on spotify he gets four million monthly he has four million monthly
listeners so what's the math but he only has like what like a handful of songs and like the disparity between
like the ones the chicken tendies and the other one that broke like the wedding song or whatever
yeah clinton came it's time we gotta hang it up though like okay it's just too too much the only
thing honest about clinton kane are is like those chap dry lips everything else is a freaking lie
about him and i can't stand him.
And I try to keep an open mind
because I read people's comments
that were like, okay, well,
it's, you know, maybe his mental health.
Maybe they keep an open mind.
Obviously, like they were toxic for each other.
Blah, blah, blah.
But no, he was,
it's like so typical man
trying to make the girl
who is a victim of his emotional abuse
like look like a liar and look like a bad
person like yeah trying to imply that she's racist in some way because she didn't know what language
his mom who she thought was dead spoke which that was dead that she didn't know you spoke it like
all this stuff like that like the way he did frame that sorry offensive like shut up the way he said
like so serious like that's offensive and triggering to so
many people i'm like stop shut up yeah because it's like and at the end of the whole thing admitting
to his lies i'm like so why are you like trying to like like ruin her character like discredit
her character like what was the point of all that like what was the point like i think like look
there's a history of lies obviously and then he's like but i also did all this i was like so what
are you talking about first of all she didn't even lie it was literally like 8 34 or 9 34 but to joshua tree from joshua i was like what like he did so many things were weird basically
i mean the summary of his thing is like i didn't lie to you on saturday i lied to you on friday
yeah totally like that's that's all he's saying my favorite was like the registration where he's
just like he goes yeah it was registered under my friend's name she's like you said it was your car like that's weird like what like i don't know yeah there is
like so much like breakdown go to our patreon patreon.com slash registration if you want to
see the full analysis but there was like so much i dm'd her because i i didn't see her response yet
so i didn't know how she was i was just like are you okay because my first thought was like oh my
god he's like really trying to discredit her with like all these receipts first of all like such a
like a loser to have that much time like the google map thing everything that also who when you keep
screen recordings it reminds me so much of david doing that to jeff when he was in the hospital
like screen recording just in case like oh here it is you know here's this message or whatever
so one i guess some people said they were photoshopped but two even if you kept all those
like that's so like psychopathic like let me keep every text message because i wish i could honestly
like go back to certain text messages between people and screenshot but my phones are too old or whatever they don't go back but if you're keeping
all those like there's already something up with you like why are you keeping every single thing
and i saw one tiktok that said that it was like photoshop because you could tell by the comma and
the dates or something did you see that yeah so like the uber and stuff yeah where it doesn't like
the text messages he was showing like there's a reply function which only came out a couple of
years after.
So it's like. Oh, right.
That.
He's totally, he totally fabricated.
Or the Uber.
Yeah.
The Uber that was like a two minute walk was like a 30, $40 thing or something like that.
Yeah.
And he posted a follow up explaining that one too, that like he went from the, that
address.
It didn't include the pit stop to target a pickup alcohol.
But then, and then he showed a photo of him holding like the
handle of vodka and it's like what if you have that photo why would you take that photo like
oh like i have a handle vodka if you're not trying to emotionally you know blackmail brooke because
this whole thing was like disputing the claim that like i didn't threaten to drink and drive
and kill myself or something then why are you do you randomly have the photo of you holding the
vodka not in the front seat he's not even in the back seat of holding the vodka? Not in the front seat. He's not even in the back seat of the Uber.
He's in the front seat.
So it looks like he's like going to be behind the wheel.
No, that incriminated him for sure.
And again, I'm just like not saying I'm proud of myself, but I definitely did that once to Moses.
Like I would show the bottle and be like, I'm going to do this or whatever like that, which is like so manipulative and so awful.
But like if you take a picture of alcohol and send it to someone, like you're obviously like doing that.
Yeah, for sure.
I think like I one time had like a knife in my hand and I was just like, oh my, you
know what I mean?
Like, and again, I was literally out of my mind not to be excused.
But I can, that's what I'm saying with this person.
Like, I was like, okay, he's either, like, out of his mind or he's just, like, really,
like, manipulative on purpose or something like that.
Because that was, like, so wild.
And to show that photo and try to explain it, to be like, look, I was just showing I
have alcohol.
Like, no one does that.
Like, that's so weird and so odd. he said just was like eerie like everything was so eerie because his
explanations of things were just like so even his the way he was like his face was just his
disposition I was like that's why I texted her too I was like dm to break I was just like are
you okay and I'm like I'll stay away from him because he might be like a little like actually
scary you know what I mean because you know those people that are like I'm just like not Clinton
we'll just go separate but like in the movie American Psycho right like you really see like
Christian Bale he's like totally like this normal guy and very calm and like whatever but then
actually like axe murders people in his building you know what I mean and not to say that's him
but I'm just saying like you get that same like calmness versus like actually maybe not well and
like again like yes mental health is one thing to consider for sure but he's the one that like gaslit so many people and made people spiral so much it's like you know what I
mean like and you're the one who's going out there saying the story so when people repeat it it's
just like so wild he used so many of our clips and I was like how do you how do you flag this
like I was trying to figure out like copyright yeah I was like that's our set you can't use the
trademark I was trying to I was like I don't want this kind of promotion on there and so because he
did and can I also tell you, the stuff
he said was so out of it. He would say that Brooke said they'd
live together. But on our very podcast, the very first
one, she says, oh, he was just staying
with me. She says that. It's like so
and he took everything so literally and it just
pissed me off because he's trying to make her look crazy and I hate guys
that do that. It's like, oh, well, she said we'd live together
which we didn't. She's saying my apartment.
I'm like, oh, you know what she means. Oh, you're together
all the time.
And like the one that also bugged me was like oh she didn't care about my mental health because she sent me a notes app uh or a write-up of everything that she could
do to hurt me and why would she do that she cared about my mental health and then brooke she took it
down but she replied with like the rest of the notes app and she said and it was like what i do
to clinton instead and it was all like, what I do to Clinton instead.
And it was all, like, the loving things that she does instead of the bad stuff.
So the fact that he's, like, didn't include that in the screenshot, you know.
It's, like, he's just so manipulative.
It makes me sick.
He's a swarmy little, like, loser.
And did you see the tea about him DMing a 15-year-old?
No.
Yes.
What?
I just saw this TikTok.
It was in March.
This girl posted a TikTok that she went.
It was her.
This TikToker went with her mom and her 15-year-old sister.
They saw Clint out in LA.
And they, like, went up to him because they were fans of his music at the time.
I guess this was around the height of Chicken Tendies is what I'm assuming.
We missed this era, I think. We really'm like damn yeah um and then like they posted on like
instagram or whatever and like tagged him and then he had like this back and forth with this
15 year old girl who's the fan saying um oh like i thought you're gonna fly out to come see me
like she was flirting with her she he was flirting with her and um she kept saying like oh like i'm
nervous i don't know how to flirt because she's 15 oh my god yes and i don't know how this isn't
bigger what's what's the flirty text okay i downloaded it because i'm like i'm gonna need
this where was this was this on tiktok or right it was on tiktok um and she posted this in march
and brooke also commented on this um brooke should be I don't know. I guess she doesn't want to also like.
If it's not her story maybe.
But I mean.
Totally.
You don't want to.
Yeah.
But still.
It was.
Here it is.
Oh my god.
What is like.
They're getting younger and younger.
Everyone was like.
Oh she's 17.
Almost 18.
Now it's like 15, 14.
Like all these things.
I'm like those are wild numbers.
That's like crazy.
He said.
You're a cutie.
Let's fly you out.
Without asking her age.
He knew that she was 15.
How did we know that?
I'm going to play it.
I was obsessed with his music at the time.
So she ran up to him and asked for a picture.
He was so nice to us in person.
Like, assholed.
I was like, oh, I'm 18.
I was 18 at the time and she was 15.
And so he was like, awesome. Well,
it's great to meet you guys. And then we, you know, set apart. My little sister posted it on
her Instagram story, tagging him. And next thing you know, he responds to her DM. See, at first,
you can see her being like a fangirl. And then he says this, but then he asked where we live.
And she said, Georgia. And he said, come.
She goes to LA.
Yes.
So and then he like triple DM'd her, thought you wanted me to fly you out.
He said, I do.
I want a live concert.
Knowing she's 15, he goes, you're the one who said yes to formally flying like him out.
And then she said yes again.
She goes, perfect.
Why did you feel this hard when you saw me in real life?
I was nervous.
I was like, oh god clinton well now you can do whatever you can think of when you come see me in vacas without being nervy haha i'm nervy to reply haha what did you want to say say it now tell me all
of it be straight up like for forwardness don't put me on the spot first off this was my birthday
gift showing it's
clinton kane tickets and then there's just more dms there's pictures and pictures and pictures
but those are some of the worst ones in my opinion because we had just met him and she was 15 i know
she was flirting back but she was 15 yeah when i saw that he was talking to her over dms and it
wasn't just like flirting it was like the things you do you could do to me in person it was like
this is my 15 year old sister i'm not listening to your music like no more chicken tendies
what's the things you do to me in person it was just like open yes like the um i'll read the
exact thing that he said he said why didn't you flirt this hard when you saw me in real life
and she said i was nervy i was like oh my god clinton and then he says well now you can do
whatever you can think of when you come see me in vegas without being nervy first of all why does
he talk like a baby like the okie the nervy like why does he say that stuff like that's so weird
so weird i like that brooke called him a princess in one of the texts did you see that yes I thought it was him
then I was like
trying to figure out
wait but this is
yeah he seems
not well
that's so icky
on so many levels
even when you're
just like a fan
with like a regular
like a performer
with a regular person
like that's so icky
where it's like
what do you want to do
to me
like all this crazy
when they're so young
and you know
they're so young
but also when they
look so young
it's like
that's so
like how do you in this world like how do you think you can get away with stuff like this like are they just so I. But also when they look so young, it's like that's so – like how do you – in this world,
like how do you think you can get away with stuff like this?
Like are they just so – I guess with Clinton, he's just like delusional or something.
I think, yeah.
So many people are like this, right?
They're in the DMs of all these young girls.
And what do they think?
That she's like never going to come out?
Like it's just so odd, especially when you have a fan.
You're doing this with a fan.
It's so weird.
I mean think of the web of lies that – I don't know.
He never thought we're going to come out. I have no idea weird I mean I think of the web of lies that I don't know he never thought we're gonna come out I have no idea that is great when he let's not forget exactly what he did which
is like literally a kill off like his entire family his mom his sister his brother it's like
that's so wild and so and it goes on and talks about it on like radio shows like you're just so
public about it like where you grew up like how do you not think that catches up well i think we
were literally talking about this on our walk the only thing we think of is like maybe he just
thought he would never get to that like level of fame where people would like piece the stuff
together i don't know i think that he thought he was gonna reach a really intense level of fame
but it's time that we pack it up like you are never gonna be taken seriously now like that's
why when i wish brooke had me back in the day or just a gay person in general i feel
like well zach's saying it doesn't count because anyone could have clocked that clinton kane was
not going to be the next big thing that's what she said in her original thing you were saying
you love the song i'm like no you were not going to be harry styles you were not going to be ed
sharon you weren't even going to be a louis tomlinson clinton kane it just wasn't going to
happen so i think now more than ever like you're just not going to be taken seriously you'll be taken as serious as people take jojo siwa's music it's
just not in the car i mean i think he wishes i yeah at least you can perform at pride yeah
can't even perform at pride so i you just have to hang it up at this point like just you know
you have those two songs you peaked at number 88 in the hot 100 and that's where it's at you know
what i mean i don't think you're gonna get anywhere higher, and you can be at peace
with that. Although you were on the
Hot Artist chart on the billboard.
Oh yeah, but I was lower than that. Wasn't I like
90 or 100? You were like right below J-Lo.
Oh, whatever. You were like
98 or something. Oh, Zeke Linton was above me,
and that's on a bigger chart, so, you know.
You're on the Artist chart. It's different. That's true.
2015. I was right
below J-Lo, which makes to put me above J-Lo.
I know.
And Tana, the PR, she should be a PR person because she was like, you know what he should
have done?
It's just been like, yeah, like I lied.
I had some issues.
It was like, why couldn't you just like say all of that without like trying to drag Brooke
for like 25 parts, but then your part is just like one little like thing of it.
Like why did you have to do that?
You literally could have been, even if you don't mean it, like PR 101, like literally like yeah i messed up like brooke i am so sorry like whatever just do
that standard thing and people you could still have fans you could still have girls that like
you or whatever and stuff like that but i think he's just now completely like alienated including
me i was like song's kind of a bop but now it's like you're a bop like what the hell like that's
so crazy it made me so mad and also scared me i was like i those eyes just looked scary i was like
there's like no life behind them and like honestly maybe i don't know maybe it's just the past couple
months like sucked out of him or something i don't know what it is but i was just like this is scary
and then i told brooke i'm like hopefully you're not in communication with him you know what i mean
that's like so scary and she i'm good and she was fine but it's a wild thing just the fact that he
thought that was gonna like help him it shows you the delusion of the world he lives in it's like
he's obviously some type of a narcissist but he lives in a world where he thinks i'm gonna throw
this out there and all of my fans and all the people that's it this is the end of brooke
they're gonna just go and they're gonna cancel her and i'm gonna be on top again
because that's his delusion i think it's definitely narcissism to some degree maybe
his logic was like uh i lied but also look at her like even though she didn't lie i don't know
like maybe he was trying to like counteract his lies being like oh we were both even though she
didn't like there was literally no lies like all the stuff he was saying is like all the stories
were like true like the kid rock story there was just a little bit of nuance that was like a little
different he's like actually it wasn't because he was hot she said she was it's like oh who cares
like the story happened like that happened the joshua
tree thing happened like everything happened so like what are you like trying to prove like it
was just so weird he's like actually she never came to the studio with me then shows a picture
of her at the studio but one time i was like okay so she came to the studio with you like what are
you talking about the google calendar was also crazy insane it was so crazy because then you
have to like go back and like make that you know what i mean and it's like that's wild but then it's also like it was a lot of days still and
then it doesn't count like if she stayed the night so that's actually two days because you have so
it's actually pretty much the whole calendar like what he's like she was here and stayed the night
and it was just the one day like i said like well she had to be there the next day exactly
that was wild i couldn't follow i don't know google map i hate when people tell me
map invites or google invites i'm like it always pops up on my phone i don't know how to access it
it's just the worst thing google calendars i write everything on a physical calendar on my desk i
like cannot do google calendars save my life i hate it so people do that already you're a nerd
there you go yeah clocked his teeth it was cray just actually crazy and i don't know where he like goes from here
technically also the comments off if you're going to be about it be about it you know what i mean
like sure get that interaction yeah the comments roll yeah like you are gonna sit there and try
to act all big and scary then let the girls rip you apart in the comments you know what i mean
that's how you know you're not gonna handle it yeah i just hope he didn't get more like some
like weirdo girls out there
you know that are like
it's like the ones
that write to prisoners
you know they're like
oh we love you now
like you know
I mean girls are so weird
you know
there's always
that's always gonna be the case
because there's somebody
that will still care more
about his fame
than what he did wrong
so
but it's just not gonna be
it's gonna be somebody like him
you know
somebody as deranged as he is
I'm glad Gypsy left Ryan unpopular, your opinion.
He's, he's also a weirdo.
Every time I see clips of him pop up, I'm always just like, he's weird.
He's like, oh, you didn't invite me to this and all this.
And then she brings up, well, you're mean to Christy.
He's like, I'm joking.
And she's like, no, people say that when like they get caught.
And I hate that excuse when guys say, oh, it was just jokes.
It's like, yeah, it's jokes when like someone gets mad and you're like pissed at you.
It's like, don't say you're just, I's like yeah it's jokes when like someone gets mad and you're like pissed at you it's like don't say you're just i actually can't stand ryan yeah and the whole like paternity
thing is also like so crazy like the technicalities with the divorce that was also i don't think we
talked about on hot topics or did we was that was that was with brooke yeah oh yeah that she's i
mean we're doing the we can cape on clint and we don't have to like transition unless you want to
um i don't know if i have anything left to say about i did love brooke's response i love that
she was wearing um ironically yes i almost bought it but i was like
i feel like by the time it comes in it won't be as timely so that's what's hard about our podcast
is getting that turnaround time because i know all my stuff's always like three like weeks late
but i'm like it's just hard to get that quickly you know if we were production maybe if we were
like a set like a tv studio we'd have wardrobe do something quickly. Because I saw like the website
she got it from and everything.
But there was,
you couldn't like go buy it in a store.
So I was like,
shoot.
And then there was no
rush delivery option.
So I was like,
damn,
it would have come by the 22nd.
I was like,
who knows what Clinton
will do by then.
I know,
the whole narrative changes.
It is.
We are in Dramageddon 3.
I guess if you want to see
more of our thoughts on Clinton King,
we can do a full,
we'll do a reaction,
I guess,
on Friday.
Yeah.
Go through each one.
Yeah. And then we'll go through Brooke's guess on friday yeah go through each one yeah
and then we'll go through brooke's response and tana's response which was also like pretty iconic
yeah tana's always the best response brooks are so great she's so like poised and stuff like that
and then tana always comes in with like the recap i love her summary of it too just like her
uh impersonation yeah it was wild though i just i i don't know. I think, for my entertainment, I hope he doesn't hang it up.
But for the sake of everyone's well-being, I hope that he does.
Including his own.
Yes, literally.
Because, I mean, he might be unwell.
But he, like, needs to, like, get help for it.
Like, if you're unwell, you just, like, get, you just need treatment.
And when is Zach Sang going to, like, respond?
He has to respond at some point, don't you think?
No, I don't think he'll ever respond.
I feel like when it's about him, he never. Um, just be i don't know it does suck like yeah my whole opinion of him changed with brooke and i didn't make me really
sad because i always thought he was like so i you know but when like there's those evidence out
there that he'd like put that story out first and stuff it's like sucks you're like well it's out
there yeah it's disappointing for sure it's yeah we need d'angelo wallace on it
yes he's on it through d'angelo wallace he's so good like he hadn't made a video in a while i know
the tana and cody cohen just came out but like he hadn't made a video in so long like over a month
i think oh it's only a month i think so yeah i was like because he did like so many deep dives
on people and i was just like damn he's so i love people who are just like so intelligent right like
he will say like we don't know what happened between the two or whatever
like the Cody Co and Tana situation he's like but here are the facts that we do know and then like
clocks it with like Gabby's like podcast like inserting clips and stuff and I was like and I
was like so glued to it because he's like here's a clip that no one talks about I was like oh my
god what is it and like applaud to Gabby Hanna for this one because she really isn't but I was
saying Gabby Hanna is always like in the middle of like not a in a bad way, right? Sometimes she's clocking it right.
Sometimes she's clocking it wrong with people. But she's
always like in the middle of like everything.
Which again is good in this situation. She lets
someone know, hey this girl is 17.
You know? She was like the dating
police at the time.
Everyone was like, do you know what?
Trisha has an incurable STD.
Maybe she said her piece. I don't know.
I remember she said it's an incurable STD. I was like, oh she said. I don't even, maybe she said her piece. I don't know. But she said, I remember she said like, it's an incurable STD.
I was like,
oh my God,
girl.
So like you always say,
a broken clock is work.
What is it?
Broken clock.
It's always right twice a day.
Twice a day.
And in this case,
she was.
I know,
because I was like,
girl,
you're really up in everyone's business.
But again,
sometimes it's right.
Maybe that's the better way to be,
just be like a little overly protective.
Maybe she was trying to be,
but it's kind of bad. If you say someone someone has like an std that's kind of a bad
situation i guess she's trying to mainly protect the guys because it seems like in both times she
didn't go to her and be like girl you're yeah it's hard because like tiana's 17 yeah right i know
what you're saying she kind of went she was kind of being a little bit of a pick me in that situation
it's also me she could come to me like do you have this std because it's my friend and i care
really deeply about him and i need to know before I tell him.
Or maybe you should tell him first.
That's what I'm saying.
Like she's mainly talking to the guy.
Yeah, that's true.
I guess in the Cody case,
she probably was closer to him at the time.
But also like he is technically
the one responsible.
You know what I mean?
Because he's the one
breaking the law.
Yeah, that's true.
So I guess in that case,
at least to Gabby's benefit
in that one,
it's like,
yeah, call out the guy
who's being a creep on the girl who's the victim.
No, definitely true.
Definitely that for sure.
And D'Angelo, like, I didn't even know this fact.
Like, in Florida, like, I guess 18 obviously
is, like, the legal age.
Age of consent.
But if you're over 24, then it's statutory,
which is, like, and I guess he was, like,
25 at the time, allegedly.
But, like, all of a sudden, that's, like,
the consistencies of it is, like, so crazy. And i'm glad he talked about it because again when people like of
like substance you know what i mean like i like you know there's people just talk about like
whatever whatever but when he like breaks it down i was like oh damn and he like the important thing
with d'angelo too is he occupies like the same space as like a cody co like obviously we occupy
the same space as tana which is like oh, I didn't realize like just how opposite sides were.
And so like,
I was looking at the comments of D'Angelo's video and a lot of them were
like,
yeah,
I'm not a fan of Tana,
but I believe her.
It was all very,
that's like,
I'm like,
damn,
like you guys can just say that you believe her.
You don't have to like let her.
Oh man.
That's the disclaimer for everything.
And it just sucks.
And even in his video,
he did say that he's like,
people just like,
you know, don't believe her. Don't want to talk about it. Cause it's Tana. And it's like, he did say that he's like, people just like, you know, don't believe
her, don't want to talk about it because it's Hannah.
And it's like, God, it is so annoying where it's like, I get that all the time.
Like, oh, I hate Trisha, but good for her.
She looks happy.
You know what I mean?
I could just say, good for her.
Yeah.
Let's like, you know, shift that narrative.
But it was such a reminder of like the, like such the space that he occupies, you know,
like on that level, like cody of like the commentary space
and he's so right like angela clocked all their tea because it was like you make the um you know
you're a girl's guy you're a feminist you make that part of your brand but when you actually like
don't stand up in a time that calls you to actually is that his thing i don't know it's like
he like dogs on like the misogynist of like TikTok or whatever, like being really
embarrassing.
It's like all the commentaries, like the commentary group, they kind of have like this like liberal
girls guy persona, like they'll clock like, you know, toxic masculinity or like misogyny
and stuff like that.
But then when it comes to standing on business, no one's really standing on business.
Not only are you not standing on business, but you're trying to like silence other people
like to like have them not talk about it, including like tana being like we're cool or
whatever it's like yeah it's like one thing to be like hopefully this goes away i guess whatever
but yeah if that's your stance on it yeah god that that's frustrating that i didn't know that
to me i think of him i actually don't know anything about him i never hear him talk anything
i just always thought he was like a bro like uh or something but he's like uh i don't even know
how to explain it but he's like a kind
of like a girly guy almost because a lot of girls especially like in college that's like his main
like demo actually like he performs like at colleges and stuff and like in vegas um like a
lot of girls really really like him like i think his demo is probably equally split from wow yeah
i never knew that oh that's so weird so why do they like him because he stands up for women
i think because he's funny i mean he has like that little comedian kind of vibe too he's like silly he's funny um
he's like a good looking enough straight guy and then he's like now he's like married with a kid
he's like you know there's like a wholesome element to him too that's how a lot of people
would describe him as like one of the wholesome commentary guys and he like occupies that group where it's all like you know pretty much wholesome scandal-free commentary guys oh damn oh okay that makes it
even more than like why won't you just address it be like you know what this was bad that's why i
like i'd love like d'angelo speaking out about is actually like such a big deal because no one in
that space in that genre is like saying anything and uh where they normally
would if it was anybody else exactly yeah if it wasn't someone that they knew you know they would
speak out about it i hate that too because not it's not really a comparison but that's how i
felt with like our the zach justice right it's like no one's talking about him because he's like
so connected to so like even us you know like we knew tara we knew tan like we know all this like
people that like knew him and so it's like one of those things that's like oh like do you talk about it but it's like i just think it's like we would talk. We knew Tanner. Like we know all this like people that like knew him. And so it's like one of those things that's like, oh, like do you talk about it?
But it's like I just think it's like we would talk about it if it was anyone else.
You know what I mean?
And it does suck.
It does suck when that happens.
And you're just like we never even talked about it because it happened right after we
filmed the last Hot Topics with Tara leaving Dropouts.
And I was like – like I had heard even before I made it that she was like leaving it.
So a lot of people were like, oh, it's like this.
It's because of Trish or whatever and stuff like that.
And like even before – what was it?
That week before someone had told us that she was like leaving Dropouts. So the video just happened to drop around the same time and I think it's like of Trish or whatever and stuff like that and like even before what was it that week before someone had told us that she was like leaving dropout so the video just happened to drop
around the same time and I think it's like bad timing or whatever but um I'd never heard from
obviously Tara I didn't talk to her or anything like that but I think that was a different maybe
similar maybe not I don't know but I think it was like a different it didn't have to do with us
because I don't think it's like that but um yeah I think it's I don't know like when you have to
talk about you have to talk about it I guess i don't know especially cody uh i knew nothing about him i didn't know but this is like
actually crazy and keemstar was like tweeting about it today so in that sense it's good because
to me they all are kind of the same i don't know i could be way up but like keemstar like i don't
know phase banks is still around like all those people kind of seem the same so cody co seems
maybe he'd be in that or no um i don't know okay maybe not maybe not but i mean i would there's
probably some overlap for sure we occupy such a different space yeah for sure which is so crazy
because i don't like i don't know literally there's so many people get so many views like i
did look at cody co's views and he like got a lot and i was like literally never knew this person
yeah it's it's such a mind trip like when you especially if you're not like following along
and cody has so many channels and they're all successful.
He's still DJing in big clubs in Vegas and stuff.
In colleges.
He does music.
What?
I don't know.
Oh, okay.
I don't know what kind of DJs I feel.
I want to DJ.
I'd love to DJ.
It's easy enough to just push a little button.
Interesting.
That's so true.
Because also too like if everyone's like oh he's married now and kids.
It's like yes that can change you.
So why don't you just acknowledge it.
Be like obviously Tana has some like effect from it and stuff like that.
I know she's also like trying to like move on from it and like let it go.
Like I really don't think she's like holding on to like I want you in prison for this. I think it's more like an acknowledgement which I always said goes a long way.
Acknowledgements go so far.
Oh I hate when people can't acknowledge.
Like that's why Clinton and Kane thing all all this, like, pissed me off.
Because, like, acknowledge that, like, you lied and, like, hurt this girl.
Like, obviously, you showed the text of her being, like, really upset and all this stuff like that.
It's, like, so acknowledge that you, like, caused her to spiral and, like, did this to her.
You know what I mean?
And the cheating.
He's, like, cheated on her multiple times.
And I was just, like, what?
Like, so why aren't you apologizing to her?
Because that's, like, something she barely touches on is his cheating.
It's more about his lies. And was like the cheating is like also would drive
someone crazy and nuts and so it's like take that accountability he took the accountability but then
didn't apologize and i was like that's so annoying and that's like if cody coat is this person who
like stands up for women also like that like this is the time to do it especially now if you are
like married with kids be like yeah this is like disgusting and if this happened whatever and like
tan i'm sorry i feel like that then it would be over then it's like whatever because the only way i don't know
i don't really know how that works so you press charges i guess and then go to jail or something
but i don't know like i don't think tana cares about that no and the i think the big thing too
is like obviously like she is trying to like move on stuff from it so it's not like you know
milking her trauma or anything i think it's more so just like justice in general especially when like cody's audience is the ones like besmirching tana like downplaying and questioning her like
victimhood and like perpetuating this thing where it's like you know the women have to be like a
perfect victim in order for their claims to have hold any weight you know like seeing all the screenshots of like
the comments like oh well it's tana like obviously i knew that was like kind of a rhetoric but
actually seeing it i was like damn it's so sad like it's actually so sad like nothing tana can
do will ever be like like luckily she does have like so many fans and support so it kind of
counterbalances it but not really when people are just like well it's tana and she doesn't care and
she's this and whatever it's like it sucks especially like as a 17 year old and like again people like become that way for like a
reason you know what i mean like it's like i don't know and the stuff that like it's like uh she has
a pretty scandalous reputation and everyone always puts like tana khan as an example where it's like
yes of course that was like you know a misstep for sure but let's not get lost in the fact that she was a young girl who was like used
as a vehicle to make quick money by like all these guys you know what i mean like obviously she didn't
think everything through by the way she's not like 100 innocent but it's also not like she had this
whole grand scheme like she was being used by other people because they thought they could make a quick
buck off of her yeah wasn't she like 19 or 20 yeah she's still young like it's just crazy the examples that people hold where it's like yeah obviously but
there's like stuff behind the scenes where she's being like told like oh we're gonna pull this off
to be great we're gonna make a lot of money no she believes it but no and i think there were so
many other people involved in the downfall that there's no way tana knew all that like i don't
ever want to come and get sunburned and like cancel me and all stuff that's so crazy like
that's so what that's like the biggest like like you said, the biggest thing I've always
seen.
I'm like, that's what people are still holding on to, like a 19-year-old trying to do a convention.
That was actually pretty popular.
Just the people running it were like dumb and just couldn't figure out how to like get
water people and like put shade over.
And like, you know what I mean?
Like, it's just, that is so frustrating.
Like, yeah, people, people always try to tear it down, but I think that's why she's so successful
because she just like keeps going and just like the law doesn't say that you know if
you're 17 but you did this this and this and he's 25 no the law doesn't matter yeah the responsibility
is on the adult and that's it and 25 is a very very much adult that's a very much adult and 17
is very much a child i like to say 18 and 19 as a child even like legally okay yes you're an adult but like 18 19 is still like childlike to
me so it's like i wish they'd change that and the thing with gabby hannah kind of throws out
anything he could have said about well i didn't know i thought she presented certain way like
nothing nothing yeah somebody told you somebody warned you don't do this he said he had another
source too that told him this like yeah we told him this and then he said another source which he was not coming back from nowhere all of a sudden
doing drama i was like he said drama was coming back i was like i forgot about drama no offense
but i'm like god i remember drama alert being and it was like such a huge deal because if i saw
myself in the title or thumbnail he'd only talk about me for like 30 seconds and then be in the
town thumbnail and i was like he's like i'm making a comeback i'm like oh like that gives me so much
anxiety not because of him like whatever he was fine like i don't know him like that like i met
him like once but like i was just like damn we don fine. Like, I don't know him like that. Like, I met him, like, once.
But, like, I was just like, damn, we don't – I don't – I don't know.
Just the men occupying the drama space makes it so a lot.
You know what I mean?
I don't know.
Some people with men talk about things.
There's a lot of men drama, I guess.
He feels like he needs to come back.
Maybe.
Maybe.
Men drama is so different than this girl drama over here that we have.
Because people were, like – people were talking about sketch.
And I didn't know how to, like, look into this. I'm like, why are you talking about sketch? But didn't know i had to look into this i'm like why should i watch sketch i was like first
of all i don't know sketch i never heard of sketch but then i was like let me look into this and i
was like i guess it was like dominated him like the straight male like news yes the straight men
were all worked up i was like damn what the hell it was it was a huge story and i was like how do
we know about this yeah yeah i know i kind of felt bad i saw like all over twitter and stuff i saw
tana tweet about it too too. Oh, she did?
Oh, she's on it.
She's everywhere. She's like, I love you, Sketch.
And I was like, period.
Wait, what did she say?
She was like, shout out, Sketch.
I love you, Sketch.
Blah, blah, blah.
We love you, Sketch, too.
We do love Sketch.
Yeah.
Right?
No?
I don't know.
No, we do.
I just feel bad.
I was like, why is this, like, really shaking everyone up that he did OF, like, years ago
when it was, like, legal and it was it was like you know before between two consenting
performers you know so what happened what was the what's the scandal he did OF when he was younger
yeah it was like gay with like another guy but I guess no one knew about his like sexuality or
whatever so then he had like apologized when all these like videos surfaced wait what do you mean
apologize for what for being gay yeah for like having for doing that i
he it's all a little weird because it was like his apology was like um he was just getting through it
because a lot of like really like toxic masculinity guys were like wow like i can't believe my little
brother like looked up to you and you're having gay sex on only fans like it was so like out of
pocket it's like not that god did it come from a person that was watching his OnlyFans?
Right.
How did this guy find out?
You know what? That was a good point.
Who's watching this? How did you know?
What did you see that made you so upset?
Like, you're like, okay, so are they upset that he did the OF
or are they upset because it was gay?
I think both. Gay OF.
It's like a double whammy.
Yes, a double whammy. Not double whammy not only is he gay
he had
you didn't even show it
yes
it was very bad
I mean who didn't have an OF
I feel like everyone
except for you
and Moses
true
but it's like
I feel like everybody had one
you know what I mean
like
literally he was like of age
I think he was like 20 at the time
and it was like
between another
like consenting performer
it was really that big of a deal
no
but the fact that like
he was like used fact that like he was
like used against him and he was blackmailed and then yeah that it was part of when he came
uh addressed it finally he was like you know at least like i was being like blackmailed about it
for like two years so i'm at least glad that it's like finally out but it was sad because like he
he's a part of like the phase clan? Yeah. Oh, he is? Yeah.
I don't know.
That's how you say it.
He's FaZe Sketch.
So he like was ready to like leave.
Like he left all this stuff behind.
He's like, okay, he thought that he embarrassed them all so much.
He's like, I'm going to go.
I'm leaving.
You don't have to worry.
He was going to run away, which is so sad.
And then FaZe Banks.
Where was he going to go to?
I don't know.
He was just leaving.
He left his stuff and left.
Oh, my God. And then FaZe Banks was like, no, dude, you're still my brother.
You're not going to leave, which was really sweet.
One point for Faze Banks.
Yes.
Okay.
I mean, it's criminal if he was blackmailed for two years.
That's probably the darkest two years a person can go through.
Yeah, being afraid that this is going to come out.
I can't.
Is blackmail illegal?
Yeah.
I don't know how with this
though because it's not like i don't know it was like content that was out there but behind a
paywall i don't know how that works like legally i don't know right that's always the good question
about that yeah everyone's blackmailing people in all the movies that we watch like hacks
she would blackmail the owner to get the palmetto oh yeah yeah but it's like he didn't care he
didn't seem to care about it like being blackmailed and
same thing with british and they were getting blackmailed penelope but it's like they didn't
care so why weren't they suing people then if they were getting black you know what i mean
they're showing is it's better just to take the truth out of light than being black oh that's team
if i ever get black now i'm gonna say the truth that's the best thing i can never get blackmail
because i say everything i say too much you know what i mean i feel like i've just already exposed
my own team yeah i never get worried sometimes i'd say everything. I say too much. You know what I mean? I feel like I've just already exposed my own teeth. You've aired it out.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I never get worried.
Sometimes I'd get emails like, I know something about you.
Like, obviously, like, they didn't.
I'm like, there's literally nothing that is – that I haven't said about myself.
Like, literally nothing.
And if there is stuff that I haven't said, I'm the victim in it.
You know what I mean? Like, there's always, like, an abuser.
So I'm just like, say whatever.
You know what I mean?
Like, it is crazy.
It is crazy.
But I didn't know it was illegal.
That's crazy.
So people go to jail for it.
Well, why is it called blackmail?
Good question.
I don't know.
Maybe it used to come in a black envelope or something.
I'm very into why there's phrases.
I'm on a TikTok that shows where it comes from.
Like, what the set, like, where it comes from.
It's so cool.
It shows, like, the whole timey.
I can't even think of one right now, but it's.
Like, don't throw the baby with the bathwater?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, I didn't see that one, no.
So way back when, like, people...
There was no...
You couldn't...
There was no showers.
So anyway, there was one bath with hot water.
And the first person to take a bath was the man.
And then his wife.
And then the kids.
And the last one would be the baby.
But the water would be so dirty.
They'd be like, just don't throw away the baby with the bathwater.
I've never even heard that saying.
Have you?
I've never heard anything like that.
I hear it all the time.
Literally all the time.
I don't know if I've heard it all the time.
Who's saying that to you?
No.
Like what?
Okay.
What would you use that saying though now in modern terms?
That's what I was trying to say.
Well, basically you don't want to lose the main point
so you don't throw the baby with the bathwater.
Let's say there's something you're, you know, like Clinton Cain.
Okay.
You know, the baby, his life is about his mother.
And he's trying to, you know.
He did throw the baby with the bathwater.
Yeah.
That's the main.
Well, if I could remember the ones I saw on TikTok, I would.
I can't think of it, though.
Man, that's so annoying.
Or Bridg chin always has
sayings that are like from like the early 1900s i'm like this would not have been said in the 1800s
gosh i wish i knew because i always clock it at the time like nope they would not say because
that saying didn't go oh what am i chopped liver that's what he said anthony said it in like season
three and i was like uh that definitely wouldn't have happened in the 1800s jonathan bailey who
had a dream about last night i was gone i god love him. I've had so many dreams about him. I can't wait for Wicked. He's just
phenomenal in every way. You know, Wicked and Gladiator come out on the same day.
Is he in that movie, too? No. Paul Meskel.
I was like, wow, good for him. Who's Paul Meskel? We talked about him
a few times. I don't know how to describe him. He's like a Timothee Chalamet type
vibe. He's in Gladiator, Timothee Chalamet type vibe.
He's a gladiator
Timothee Chalamet type?
Yeah.
Wow.
He has like a Roman look
to his face.
Like he has an old timey
kind of face.
Like a classic
like an architecture kind of face.
Very Mike Feist.
Like a sculptural I mean.
Oh okay yeah.
Pedro Pascal.
He's a gladiator?
Yes.
Wow.
They have a whole range.
Joseph Quinn.
Ah.
He'll be good in it.
So people are like
it's going to be kind of Barbenheimer vibes.
Are we dressing?
Are you going to be the gladiator?
Are you going to be wicked?
Sure.
I could wear a little skirt.
Oh, that'd be cute.
But I want to do a wicked one too.
I'll do a wicked two.
Okay.
But we can do gladiator.
Oh, but if it's coming out the same day, I guess that is kind of cool.
We can do like a mix.
Like one day I'll be the gladiator and you'll be wicked.
Then we'll flip it.
Okay. I definitely don't want to be a gladiator and you'll be wicked. Then we'll flip it. Okay.
I definitely want to be a gladiator though.
I only want to be wicked.
You could be Caesar.
What?
I could be making this up.
But I saw Joseph Quinn in a little curly wig.
Like a little red curly wig.
Oh.
Why red?
So it's giving Caesar.
I don't know.
It's giving Annie.
It actually was for little Annie vibes.
Yeah.
I don't care about.
It's very close to this.
What is?
Gladiator?
Gladiator? Gladiator yeah
no no
Caesar
like he would be in a toga
it's almost like this
oh the toga
yeah
pink toga
I couldn't care less
about Gladiator
just like Elpenheimer
couldn't care less
about that movie
I'm just excited like
cause it's you know
hot guys
and little skirts
you're more excited
about that than Wiccan?
no I'm gonna see Wiccan
first for sure
but I'll definitely
still see Gladiator
because it's like
Pedro Pascal you love him Paul Mescal. You love him? Yeah.
I don't know. I don't find any of those people that enticing. Not like Jonathan Bailey.
You say that now, but I feel like you're going to end up having an era where it's like, ooh, yeah.
Yeah, that's true. I guess I'm never into hot guys
really, but I like Jonathan Bailey for the characters he plays. Just like his intensity, his
passion. I just, you know.
Yeah, I don't know much about Paul Meskel except that he
jogs a lot, and he wears short shorts
when he jogs. Ooh, you guys would get along because you can
what do you do a mile in, like, eight minutes?
That's so impressive. I knew that because when we did
an hour, I was like, we did 1.8 miles in an hour,
and I was like, oh my god, Oscar could do 10 miles by now.
I was so excited. I was like, that's really impressive.
That's my most impressive thing about you, I think, is the fact that you can do it.
Well, thank you. That's so fast, because, like, back in school that was the fast kids did was like, that's really impressive. That's my most impressive thing about you, I think, is the fact that you can do it. Well, thank you. That's so fast.
Because, like, back in school, that was the fast kids did the mile at that time.
That's what I was like, damn.
But I don't know if, like, an elliptical mile is the same as, like, running around the lap.
I don't know.
Yeah, because laps are still whatever.
We do do mountains and hills over here.
We're going up and down mountains.
Yeah, I see.
Yeah.
The terrain definitely adds something.
Yes, with my little, like, faha on.
I can't breathe.
I'm always like, huh.
Like, it does help, though.
My organs have been readjusted for sure. And it's like i'm in the you know an air conditioned like you know
space or whatever so the heat doesn't really get i heard the air is worse for your muscles when i
used to dance i used to have someone that always yeah yeah he's like you should have the air on
you should like sweat it and i was like i'm dying but i still want the air we have the air on now
i love an ac i love staying in i did go in the pool this weekend, but I just like the AC.
Same.
Oh, pool.
That reminds me of Olympics.
Are you excited for the Olympics? Yes.
Do you watch?
Do you guys watch?
No, I have to do a Fashion Nova Olympics post today.
They sent me a Fashion Nova Olympics.
It's all about the fashion of the Olympics.
They called me over the weekend for an emergency.
They never called me.
They're like, we need to know if you're available next Tuesday for our Olympic post.
And I was like, oh my God, yes.
So I don't know what it is.
It's supposed to be coming today.
No, I don't care about the Olympics me either no
I just didn't know if it was a thing I don't care
even if they were like I want to fly you to Paris
and pay you a million no you know what that's a lie I would do it
100% I wouldn't say no but honestly
I would I would do anything that's why I'm saying anything mainstream
I'll do it like it doesn't you know it doesn't matter
so yes in that case I love the Olympics
but they would never have a fatty host the Olympics
you know what I mean that's true I feel the Olympics. But they would never have a fatty host the Olympics. You know what I mean?
That's true. You never see.
I feel like it's all just, like, former athletes or something.
Or, like, Alex Cooper, I guess.
Yeah.
She doesn't get everything good for her.
But there was a – I won't say fatty.
I use fatty endearingly because I like to refer myself as fatty.
There was a larger – there was a large – is it better to say larger or overweight?
I think I'd prefer larger, maybe.
Okay, okay. A bigger. A bigger person. But then it seems like, oh, it's a say larger overweight? I think I prefer a larger, maybe. Okay, okay, okay.
A bigger, a bigger.
A bigger person.
But then it seems like, oh, it's a little bigger, you know what I mean?
But a bigger person, like a plus size person was on The Bachelorette for the first time.
Did you see that?
Really?
No.
First one to go home.
Oh my God.
I thought you were going to have a happy ending.
Why didn't you keep him for at least one round?
Yeah, you should.
Like you can't just eliminate him right away.
That's crazy.
And he seemed cool.
I knew nothing about him,
but I was so shook.
I was like, wow.
And I loved it
because you've never seen
all this, like, fat person,
like, girl or boy
on The Bachelorette
or Bachelor.
And I was like,
this is so amazing
because everyone on that show
is so thin or so fit.
Yeah.
And I was so happy for that.
And then he got sent home
and I was like, ooh, yikes.
Yeah, I should have at least,
like, at least another week.
One week.
Because, like, there's still 30 guys left. You know what I mean? There's so many. And I was like ooh yikes I like Jen I should have at least at least another week one week because there's still
30 guys left
you know what I mean
there's so many
and I was so sad
did she Kelly Ripa
rip apart Jen
the bachelorette
no
she was on
and she's like
why do you have to
go on TV to meet people
that's what Kelly Ripa said
I'm like
she's literally
a bachelorette dummy
like what the hell
so dumb
and then Jen was like
you met your husband
on TV
and she's like
that's very different
I know
I love it though she was so spicy she came on back she's like well where did you meet your husband she was like, you met your husband on TV. And she's like, that's very different. I know.
I love it, though. She was so spicy.
She came on back.
She's like, well, where did you meet your husband?
She was like so sassy.
And Kelly got offended.
Kelly's like, no, not the same.
I married Mark Consuelos, not whatever his character name was, on General Hospital.
And I was like, Kelly, I think, needs to retire.
And I'm saying that as someone who's ready to step in.
Because honestly, when I'm 50-something, and she looks good.
And I'm not dogging it.
She's been on for 30 years.
But I think it's like she replaced Kathie Lee.
Like, there needs to be a time now where she goes off the air.
You know what I mean?
Because she is a little, it's a little, it's giving old and not in a good way.
Like, Wendy Williams, you know, gave old, but, like, we loved it.
She's giving old in, like, I'm jealous kind of way.
Because, like, why would you have The Bachelor on and be like, why find love on TV?
She literally is like, you can meet a doctor.
It's like.
Did she ask The Bachelor or something? Yeah, exactly. Oh, I was offended for her. I was like, and find love on TV? She literally is like, you can meet a doctor. It's like, wow. Did she ask The Bachelor or something?
Yeah, exactly.
Oh, I was offended for her.
I was like, and I was embarrassed for her.
And I was like, oh.
And again, I like Kelly Ripa.
But now with that plus eating an almond for dinner,
I'm like, OK, we need to stop.
Did you see her what I eat a day?
She literally was like, and then I
like to have one almond at night as my dessert or something.
And I was just like, she would have juice
throughout the whole day.
It literally was like an eating disorder diet.
And whatever that company is, it's like Vogue I
don't know what it is it's some big company that does like produce what I eat in a day and they
like okayed that I was like this is literally she like probably had maybe 200 calories in her day
which is under eating and it's like so crazy that people already yeah so why are you promoting that
I mean I get it like that's how you keep thank you for being honest kudos mom for that but it's
just like I still was like
why would she promote that?
It's so weird.
I don't know.
I would like her to retire
so I can take over.
And I told you
I hate when couples
are like doing podcasts.
I hate couples hosting too.
It's like okay we get it.
You guys are in love
and this and that
and they just think
they're the end all be all example
because we've been together
for so long.
It's like okay chill.
And also I don't like
I like to see her with Rita.
I like seeing her
with Ryan Seacrest.
I wonder where Ryan Seacrest went. He he left isn't he hosting wheel of fortune or
something one of those shows yeah he really does everything something in that lane they should have
vanna white's replacement beef uh bigger girl yeah you know me you i knew you're pitching yourself
i like this era that we have bigger women and hacks too i don't know her name but i started
following her oh i should know her name, but I started following her.
Oh, I should know her name because we actually DM'd.
You know the one that plays the assistant?
Meg Stalter.
Oh, you know her?
I love Meg Stalter.
I love her too.
She DM'd me.
Hi Gay.
That's her.
Wait, really? That meme?
Yeah.
Hi Gay.
What's that from?
It's like she did a Pride corporate parody.
She was pretending to be like a corporation around Pride Month.
She's like, hi, gay.
We have lovely offers.
Wait, really?
I didn't know it.
I am so obsessed with her on Hacks.
I'd never seen her before.
She is the best.
Oh, my God.
That.
I could be this role.
I could never play that role because she's so funny.
But I just love seeing that on TV.
And I love her with the guy, too.
I like their dynamic.
But I started following her.
And then I DM'd her.
And I was like, I love you so much, queen.
And she literally DM'd me and she's like, me and my girlfriend love you. And I was like,
oh my god. I think she even said we should hang out.
And I was like, please. She's been following you for a long time.
Oh, really? Yes. Oh my god.
I didn't know. It did say follow back and I felt
very excited. So that's why I had to DM her. I was like,
and maybe I shouldn't say everyone who DM'd me,
but this girl from before DM'd me and I really love her too.
And I was like, I love you too. Even though I'd never watched it before, I always loved her.
Do you know who it is? Barbie? Barbie Ferreira? I love her. She DM'd me too and said, I love love her too and I was like I love you too even though I'd never watched Euphoria I always loved her do you know who it is Barbie
Barbie Ferreira I love her she DM'd me too
and said I love you and I was like I love you
and so I actually never even liked
to watch like full Euphoria I think I watched like a few episodes
but I've always loved her like just seeing her
in the media and stuff she's gorge yes
like her body is gorge I love it and again
like people call like plus size like
I don't think that is but I just like a body type
that's like not a size zero on TV and I love to see that with Megan too and it's like again nobody is like
fat or plus size but it's like so refreshing to see not a Kelly Ripa on tv you know what I mean
especially because it's just like I don't know because like that's the world you know we live
in and people whatever so I was super excited I dm both of them and I don't know I just find that
so like nice to see or like Penelope obviously in British Channel. Like Nicolette. Like I was just like just to see a body be like loved and like you know desired on TV.
It's just nice.
It's just like so refreshing.
And we love to see it.
And I hope there's more of that.
And I would love to play a role in that.
I would love it.
I just love when it's not like fats the joke.
You know what I mean?
And Megan too.
There's never like a joke about her.
Like her size.
Nothing.
You know.
And again she looks good.
It's not whatever.
It's just like you know. It's just just so it's just so nice and to see someone
funny and just i don't know she steals the show for me i told moses even before i knew so good i
saw the how i found her actually on instagram lucas gage actually posted a picture with her
and at mention i'm like i think that's the girl from hack so then i went and i found it i was
like oh my god i had to message this girl and so um you're just the funniest person in the whole
world i just love you so much she i think I was like, oh my God, I gotta message this girl. And so you're just the funniest person in the whole world.
I just love you so much. Yeah, she's the best.
I think she was like such a breakout star that they started writing her more into the show.
Yes.
And then now she has a deal to do her own Max show too.
No way.
I think next year.
Oh, because she has like a movie out now called like Corobora or something like that.
Yes, I just saw the trailer for that.
I haven't seen the trailer.
It looks good.
Yeah, it has good reviews.
I didn't watch it yet, but I watched the trailer for that. I haven't seen the trailer. It looks good. Yeah, it has good reviews. I didn't watch it yet,
but I watched the trailer for it
and it has really good reviews so far.
And I just,
I love that you know her now.
She's so funny.
She's so funny.
And I was like,
oh, I love that she's getting her own show
because honestly,
like you're right
because we're in season three now
and there's literally just scenes of her
and the agent
and I'm like,
they're so good.
And I said that from day one.
I was like,
this is the best part.
The lines are so good.
Her delivery is so good.
I love the,
what did she say about the taxes?
She's like, what did she say about the write-off she's like that she was saying um no my trainer told me that any you can write off anything as long as you were
thinking about your business while you were doing it oh she's getting waxed she's getting waxed
she's like you should get rid of that training he's like he's a write-off yeah yeah you should
get rid of that account he's a write-off she She's so good in every way. I just love her so much.
And I was super excited.
That made me so happy.
And I just, oh, I love it.
And I love that Hollywood is looking at all the girls out there.
Because I just really do think there was a time where you just, like, really had to,
like, starve yourself to be on TV.
You know what I mean?
And so, and it's so warped because now you just see someone with, like, a regular body
and you're like, oh, it's nice to have, like, a curvy girl or a big girl.
And it's like, they're not even big, but that's, like, what you think.
Including Barbie.
Her body's, like, so insane. And the fact that anyone would even think, like, curvy girl or a big girl. And it's like they're not even big. But that's like what you think. Including Barbie. Her body's like so insane.
And the fact that anyone would even think like a bigger girl on Euphoria.
I'm like well she's not a size zero.
But like you know I guess standing next to people.
And again I love a size zero too.
I think Zendaya looks good.
I think everyone looks good.
But for someone who's never been a size zero it's nice to see that representation.
And them being super funny.
And super gorge.
Yeah.
And all that.
I love that you knew her.
That makes me sad.
Because we're like in a hacks like bubble right now.
And it just makes me happy on all levels.
And.
I can't wait to see where season three goes.
We just started it.
And I have no idea where it goes.
Did they get back together?
Do you remember?
I do remember.
I'm not going to spoil it for you.
No.
No spoilers.
I don't want to spoil it.
I keep stopping her from spoiling it for us.
Oh man.
And I like the girl too.
That's her daughter.
I don't.
I don't know her name either.
Oh yeah. She has a really good plot line. like the girl, too. That's her daughter. I don't know her name, either. Oh, yeah.
She has a really good plot line.
In the season?
Yeah.
She's from sunny...
Everything's, like, sunny Philadelphia.
Sunny Philadelphia.
Yeah, I forgot about that.
She's from there.
Yeah, she's funny, too.
The girls are so funny.
And I love...
I guess it's also writers, too.
Like, whoever wrote that show
just, like, really good writers.
Yeah, it's so, so funny.
It's so good.
I love that you told us about it.
You have to give us
another recommendation because we're getting... We're going to be done with season three soon, so we'll, like, need It's so good. I love that you told us about it. You have to give us another recommendation because we're getting, we're almost, we're
going to be done with season three soon.
So we'll like need new TV show recommendations.
I don't know what else.
Because you have said that for a while.
It was always in our head, but.
Maybe a teenage Sheldon.
There is a young Sheldon spinoff coming soon.
No way.
Is there?
Georgie.
Georgie and I forget.
Mary, not Mary.
Georgie and Emily Osmond plays the wife
the Hannah Montana girl
yes
and they got married
and had a baby
okay but like
she was
wait is this
in real life
or in fake life
where she was like
25 and he was 17
is that their characters
I don't
I have literally
have no idea
I haven't gotten
that far in the show
or is it the actors
that are like 25
and he's 17
he's definitely not 17
okay cause he's like I think I may be way wrong there's some controversy with this and I don't know what it is oh I don't gotten that far in the show yet. Or is it the actors that are like 25 and he's 17? He's definitely not 17. Okay.
Because he's like –
I think I may be way wrong.
There's some controversy with this and I don't know what it is.
Oh, I don't know.
Okay.
I could be.
I mean, I don't really know.
I'm still on season three.
I haven't gotten that far.
So there's a spinoff.
So it's not Teenage Sheldon.
It's about the parents.
It's about the oldest brother in the family.
Oh.
Yeah.
You could be on it.
Honestly, I would love a role on
whatever it's called. Teenage Sheldon. Yes.
Or Teenage George or whatever.
Yeah. I would
be so happy for you. I'd kind of be a little gagged if you got a role
before me. I'd be a little jealous, but I'd be happy for you.
This made
me think of you, too, and I'm sorry I can't keep bringing
up the Hawk to a Girl, but I just saw this headline.
Oh, my God. Hawk to a Girl.
Yes.
I think she's on the podcast one day. Her manager just just called me i played the voicemail for everyone moses thinks it's a prank
i think it's real he's like so the hawk to a girl i'm her manager is she coming on the podcast
but she was um she was offered all these roles in these movies and she turned them all down
yes she said one like one producer even um offered to like
rewrite the script and it was already like in the can but they were gonna reshoot just to put her
in the movie and she's had to turn all these like movie deals down and it made me think of you
because you've been i know 20 years that's how it happens that's how it happens i'm okay i'm still
waiting it's gonna happen i'm i will wait patiently. You know, I'll do I Love Lucy.
Lucy was 39 when she got her TV show, so I'm
waiting patiently, okay?
Damn, that sucks though.
That's crazy. I don't understand.
I just don't understand.
No one's offered me anything. I guess I'm just a music video
vixen for life. I'm just a video vixen forever.
Okay, that's it.
Oh my gosh. I don't get
what it is about her that people want to put her in the
movie so bad and she doesn't even want it crazy she said no she turned it down yeah okay caa bring
me those leftover rolls okay isn't she signed to caa now or i don't know or uta or one of those
yeah okay well i would like to take the leftover rolls of the hawk to a girl um melba did a self
tape the other day yeah she had a little self-tape it was so cute we were setting it up in the little frame
i mean i was setting up camera and lights for tricia to do a video and then
malibu comes in she sees the camera and she's like cheese because she calls it cheese to take
a picture and i was like yeah that's mama's cheese and then she wanted to and she sits in
the chair we sent it to ca there you There you go. It was so cute.
I was like, oh, my little star baby.
Lopez vs. Lopez always has a bunch of TikTokers too.
And I'm like, I would like to be in.
That reminds me.
Because I was thinking about this the other day.
No.
But I remember when I first mentioned Young Sheldon.
You were like, you are the only person who watches Young Sheldon.
You are the only person who watches Lopez vs. Lopez.
That's true.
At least Young Sheldon, there's like a TikTok trend.
It was like on Netflix. Lopez vs. Lopez. person who watches lopez versus lopez at least young sheldon there's like a tiktok trend it was
like on netflix lopez versus lopez i have never heard anyone except you guys talk about it really
yeah well it's on for season three so there's a lot of people watching it and every tiktoker is
on it i can't believe that i love it so i know no one i'm talking about everywhere no one has
seen it i'm like so but everyone's watching it because it got picked up for season three i don't
like to be on season three of Lopez vs. Lopez.
Everybody's on there.
I would like to be on there.
It's a very unique show.
Like they don't make a lot of shows like that nowadays.
Thank you.
It is a good show.
I say thank you
as if I have anything to do with it,
but it's,
one time Maya and Lopez
sent me a DM
like two years before
Lopez vs. Lopez came out
and she's like,
I'm writing a show.
I would love to have you cameo in it.
And I was like,
absolutely.
And I never heard from her again.
I was like,
oh damn,
got ghosted.
But I think it was
for Lopez vs. Lopez, but i never heard from her so well now
maybe she'll circle back i don't think so i've been talking about it so much
one time i commented and she liked my comments there you go i like it because they film on
universal too i want to be on the universal back lot so bad too like that's my favorite
that's where they film maxine whoa wait what why is there
you have a whole zoo coming in oh my god oh my god oh my gosh i shouldn't be taking out of the
box is cute the box is cute reset the camera okay oh my Okay, you guys. Hot Topics is here. We just got, we got bombarded by bears.
And Harry Daniels.
And what is this name?
This is Barry Daniels.
Barry Daniels.
Ah, Harry and Barry.
So cute.
Okay.
I mean, it wasn't intentional.
I just, I was so creative, I guess.
What part wasn't intentional?
The rhyming?
No, it wasn't intentional.
Okay, you're just like, I like Barry.
Seven, you know what I mean?
I actually don't know where it came from.
I was like, Barry.
Barry Daniels.
I love it so much
literally sponsored by Build-A-Bear today
did you get a Build-A-Bear sponsorship?
no I just really like Build-A-Bear honestly
I love this no Build-A-Bear is everything
I want to take the girls okay so you said like
okay first of all I actually don't know Build-A-Bear because they were
always so expensive and I could never afford it and I've never
been no tell me why because like Barry Daniels
was $20 I remember it
wow is he a Build-A-Bear? He is a Build-A-Bear.
Really?
You would know it.
Does he talk?
He used to.
Oh, okay.
It stopped working.
To be loved is to be changed.
Oh, gee.
That's beautiful.
Did you just come up with that?
No, I read that because somebody posted this thing of their, like, stuffed animal, and
it reminded me very much of Barry, if you know what I mean.
And so, anyway, then someone's, like, well, to be loved is to be changed.
I love that.
It's, like, so true.
Okay, that's so beautiful.
I wonder where that originally came from, because that's a good quote. to be loved is to be changed. I love that. It's like so true. Oh, yeah, that's so beautiful. I wonder where that originally came from because that's a good quote.
Everything.
Okay, he said to read the birth certificates.
So we have our first one.
Okay, we got a pink bear.
This is for Elvis.
First of all, you brought how many?
Five bears?
Five bears.
Okay, boosh.
Okay, booshy TikTok.
Okay, love that first of all.
Yeah, this is so cute.
Oh, my gosh.
Okay, so.
They talk.
They do?
Okay.
Yeah, you have to like press the like hand, I think. Oh my gosh, okay, so. They talk, I just. They do? Okay, how?
Yeah, you have to like press the like hand, I think.
Oh, hand.
Let's see.
Yeah, she makes a noise.
Cute.
Yeah, yeah.
It's like a little magic dust or something.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, because she's like the fairy.
Cute.
Oh, we love a fairy.
Okay, so this is July 14th, date of birth.
Name is Destiny.
Love that.
16 inches, 7 ounces, blue, pink. Belongs to Elvis. Stuffed with love by birth. Name is Destiny. Love that. 16 inches, 7 ounces, blue, pink.
Belongs to Elvis. Stuffed with love
by Harry. I love Destiny. Where did that
come from? You'll see.
I'll start making sense in a little bit.
Okay, it's a whole connection.
Does Destiny start the chain? She's the number one?
Yours starts the chain.
Okay, okay, okay. But like, it doesn't
matter what order. Is there going to be like a
quote or something
no okay so we have little destiny here and then oh they're soft too build-a-bar is kind of bougie
worth the money honestly not sponsored but they are kind of worth the quality of it okay so we
have this one is jocelyn okay got it. I love it.
Okay, okay, okay.
We're going.
I don't need to come back.
Okay.
Light brown.
Oh, this one belongs to Trish.
Okay, so Jocelyn.
Okay, got it.
Stuff with love by Harry.
I love it.
Okay, this is everything.
Okay, so we have Jocelyn.
Moses, we need to rejoice.
Oh, is he next to the chain?
I mean, like, yeah.
Okay, okay, okay.
You guys also have songs.
Oh, you can't hear.
Oh, there's sounds?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I got songs for, like, all. Okay, okay, okay. You guys also have... Oh, you can't hear. You got... Oh, your sounds? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I got sounds for, like, all of them.
Let's see.
It's your sound.
It's cool.
Yeah, yeah, it's cool.
How did you get my voice in there?
We did the, like, record your sound, and I, like, played it from my phone, and I was like...
Whoa!
Because I love you, Jesus.
Oh, my God.
I know.
Thank you so much.
Okay, this one is Moses's.
I don't know.
It's going to be funny.
What's the name?
It's Adina Menzel.
Oh,
okay.
I guess Pildeware
has the license
and same with Frozen
or whatever.
And so,
I just like,
we were going through it
and we're like,
hmm,
like what's like,
like I mean for the girls,
I was like,
what's going to be like,
what's going to make
the most sense?
And then like,
for like everyone here, I was like, let's like troll a little bit.
I love that.
This one.
I love, first of all, I really consider this, if we had a boy, I would consider this for a name, Tedros.
So good.
No, like it's like good.
Oh my God, you're Barrett Tedros.
Jocelyn and Tedros.
Look at them together.
They kind of like, yeah, I can see the vibe of it.
Okay, I love. Of course. I feel like if you had kids, you would actually name your kids this. Jocelyn and Tedros look at them together they kind of like yeah I can see the vibe of it okay I love of course
I feel like if you had kids
you would actually name your kids this
Jocelyn, Tedros
no I actually
if I had a daughter
I've thought about this
for a very long time
if I had a daughter
I'd probably name her
like Chrysanthemum
because I read a book
about a mouse named Chrysanthemum
and everyone clowned her
for her name
and then like the teacher
who everyone was obsessed with
was like oh my god
Chrysanthemum is a beautiful name
I think I will name my daughter
Chrysanthemum
and everyone was gagging about her name Chrysanthemum.
And so like she was ashamed of her name,
but then like she grew to like be so proud of it.
And like I thought it was a beautiful story.
What if she doesn't get to be proud of it?
What if she just gets bullied forever?
Well, I mean like Chrysanthemum is kind of,
like you don't meet many Chrysanthemum.
I've never met a Chrysanthemum.
It's just a mouthful of Chrysanthemum.
We'll just call it Chris for short.
It.
I like it.
Once in a year until it develops, you know what I mean? Not to say anyone's name should be bullied. I'm a Chrysanthemum. We'll just call it Chris for short. It. I like it. It wasn't it until it developed.
You know what I mean?
Not to say anyone's name should be bullied.
I have L-S-M-L-B-R-E.
But I just feel like Chrysanthemum is like a mouthful.
But cute.
Well, it's kind of like you're setting up your child to be like – you're setting up
your child to be like – like with a name like that that's kind of iconic like Beyonce,
Chrysanthemum.
Oh, I see.
It's super – I love it.
Honestly, who am I to judge?
Name a Chrysanthemum.
I don't know why I was judging right there i was just a tiktok comments what's happening
just oh okay okay so we have jocelyn tedros destiny wait we have one is oscar's next in
line or no is that a part of the idol family too of course okay okay yeah i love it oh my god
malibu and i was gonna like love these because also look how cute that is oh it's a cat oh my
god she like loves cats too most cats too yeah she like, loves cats, too. Most loves cats, too.
Yeah, she, like, lives for cats.
Oh, my God.
This is so cute.
Cat's going to scare me, but this cat's fine.
This is really cute.
Okay, this one talks.
I think they all do.
I think they live with, like, meows or something.
Oh, meow?
I like it.
There's a fairy and there's a little meow.
Okay, we love that.
We try to do them thematically for, like, your eyes.
Oh, thank you.
Okay, so this one is, oh, Leia.
I love this.
I have a really funny story about her, by the way. You better. Did you say to her? Oh, thank you. Okay, so this one is, oh, Leia. I love this. I have a really funny story about her, by the way.
You better.
Did you sing to her?
Oh, my God.
So, I actually, when I came on here, you asked me, oh, how do you ever sing to anyone from
the Idol cast?
And I was like, oh, no, I don't think I have.
I forgot I sang to Rachel Sennett.
Oh, my God.
When?
In September.
When does everyone know Rachel?
You knew Rachel.
Like, everyone knows Rachel.
I don't know her.
Oh, you just went up to her?
I just went up to her because, like, this is, like, when I was, like, I was, like, waiting
outside.
And so, like, I was waiting outside, I think outside and so like I was waiting outside I think for like literally
like SZA or something and then like
Rachel Sennett walked and I was like. What'd you sing to her?
World Class Sinner. Oh you did. Yeah but
anyway she came up to me at the Brat Show and she's
like I don't know if you remember me. I was like obviously
I f***ing remember you. Yeah you're on the idol.
That's literally what I said. Yeah. And she
was like I was like I was like we need a season two and she's
like ugh I know and we were talking about it. I was
talking to her about you. I was like I was like me and Trisha season two. And she's like, ugh, I know. And we were talking about it. I was talking to her about you.
What did you say?
I was like, me and Trisha Payne
does nothing.
Only people who get it.
What did you say?
Did she know?
Or was she like, who?
She knew.
No, she knew.
Everyone knows you.
Yeah, I don't know if that's true.
Maybe.
I feel that more nowadays.
I feel like more people know me.
But I feel like everyone knows you.
No, everyone knows you.
Really?
Did you ask Jacob Elordi about me?
Were you like, me and Trisha Payne
just love you?
No, literally not.
Literally, a lot of those, it's like what you see is what you get. Jacob Elordi was like? Were you like, me and Trisha Paytas love each other? No, literally not. Like, literally, so a lot of those, it's like, what you see is what you get.
Like, Jacob Elordi was like, oh my god, you're amazing.
And then walked in and that was our interaction.
There's no way these people, you just find these people.
There's no way.
I still don't believe it.
Like, Ross Lynch, you're just like, I just saw him at brunch.
Ross Lynch was like, legitimately, like, I literally, like, Madeline can like, vouch for it.
Just literally?
Literally.
He's sitting there and he's like, wait.
Oh my god.
I was like, wait, that's Ross Lynch. That's why, because he's like wait oh my god I was like wait that's Ross Lynch
that's why
cause who's the one
thank you
um
yeah yeah yeah
Oscar
your bear
these are so cute
I'm gonna keep them here
so cute
aww
I just saw the feet
are they
aww
how cute
thank you so much
so nice
oh my god
you are so bougie
wait what is your
okay wait
let's see
sorry Diane what happened Diane So nice. Oh my God. You are so bougie. Wait, what is your, okay, wait. Let's see.
Sorry.
Diane.
What happened?
Diane. I am the, like, Jenny's character.
I live.
You're very, yeah.
Because I was going to name, I was going to name him, like, the bear Xander, and I was
like, no, that's like, because, like, Troye Sivan's character, but I was like, no.
Yeah, but, yeah, he's, like, the gay character.
Well, yeah, but I was, like.
Oh, you don't want to do that.
Got it.
Well, honestly, I feel like this is a deeper topic,
but it's like a lot of gay guys hate other gay guys.
Yeah, let's talk about it.
Yeah, for sure.
They hate each other so bad.
Your boyfriend doesn't like Ben Platt.
I'm like, I think this is gay on gay hate for no reason.
That's what I'm saying.
And so I'm just like, oh, I never want to assume.
Like Troye Sivan could be your op for all I know.
But we like Troye Sivan.
I like Troye Sivan. I love Troye Sivan. Have you sang to him? I have sang to Troye Sivan could be your op for all I know. But we like Troye Sivan.
I like Troye Sivan.
I love Troye Sivan.
Have you sang to him?
I have sang to Troye Sivan.
Which one?
What song?
Happy Little Pill.
Okay.
Throwback.
I do my research.
Yeah.
No, but there was one person.
Who was it? You didn't know he was famous.
It was at the tennis courts.
And you were like, he's famous.
And you're like, oh, I didn't know.
Yeah, I don't know.
Who was that?
Do you remember?
It was like.
The guy from Bush.
Yeah.
And you thought.
I was like, who is that do you remember it was a guy from bush yeah and he thought he'd like say yeah i was like who is that he just sang some random you see my chemical romance or
something to him would you sing something that wasn't his song i don't know you say my chemical
romance to someone i'm like a jelly roll why did you sing my chemical romance okay so i got like
brought to detroit to go to this like thing um for like it was like an ad and they were like okay
like all these people are gonna be here and i was like an ad and they were like, okay, like all these people are going to be here
and I was like,
okay,
cool.
And so they told me
who was going
and they were like,
oh,
like Jelly Roll
might want to do something
and Jelly Roll is so sweet
but they were like,
Jelly Roll has this new song
called I'm Not Okay.
Like,
can you sing that?
And I was like,
I'll sing that.
I'm Not Okay
by My Chemical Woman.
Did he pick up on the joke?
Not at all.
That's why it's so much better.
First of all,
I love that you're saying that.
Is the song called Not Okay? I guess that's it. Both of them have a song called I'm Not Okay. Oh my God, love. I would have done's so much better. The first time I heard that you're saying that, that's so neat. Is the song called Not Okay?
I guess that's it.
Both of them have a song called I'm Not Okay.
Oh, my God.
Love.
I would have done that, too.
I'd be like, I'm not okay, okay.
He has a Save Me song, which is really big, too.
Somebody save me.
Yeah.
Next time.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I mean, like, honestly, sometimes it's, like, tough because, like, I don't listen to everyone's
music.
You have to, though.
I don't listen to, like, not that I don't listen to Jelly Roll, but, like, I don't.
I think you've got to be up on it.
I know.
I try to keep up.
You know?
I try to keep up with everyone. You've just you gotta do a little research beforehand and stuff like that
yeah I mean I try to I mean like at the very least if I know I'm gonna be singing to someone
I try to like familiarize myself with the music it is hard I think I'd be really good at your job
though because I feel like I know every one song I could have been like I could crush it you know
what I mean I thought you only know the weekend songs that's true I think I think, what I mean is, I would know from TikTok,
do you know what I mean?
I'd be like on it,
you know what I mean?
I'd be like,
okay,
because like,
I don't listen to all those either,
but I know like Jelly Roll
because he's on an Eminem album
and I heard it,
I was like,
oh,
I know this chorus,
you know what I mean?
Well,
sometimes I know like very like particular,
like when I did Katy Perry
for the first time,
which by the way,
congratulations on.
Thank you,
I'm dressed as Katy Perry today.
You can sing Katy Perry to me,
yeah.
Oh,
I should show,
wait,
hold on,
I have a reveal.
I just clocked.
The skirt was supposed to come off
when you came, so this is like, okay, now I'm more Katy Perry vibes me, yeah. Oh, I should show, wait, hold on. I have a reveal. I just clocked. Because the skirt was supposed to come off when you came, so this is like my reveal today.
Okay.
Now I have more Katy Perry vibes.
Okay.
Changed up.
Okay.
I just sang to her again.
When?
When was that?
Like two, three weeks ago.
I have to post it.
What did you sing?
Woman's World.
No, because after the last time I did International Smile, everyone's like, what?
Like, that's literally Katy Perry.
Like, why are you singing this random deep cut from like 2013?
But I like, that entire situation no she did because like her she went
to coachella to go see her friend play and like coincidentally her friend like that's who the song
was written about and so who's her friend mia moretti she's like a dj oh okay yeah she's very
sweet i we like spoke like maybe once or twice but like um yeah like i after that i was like okay
like i kind of learned my lesson.
I was like, I got to be like on the news.
Wait, what happened?
What was the, why was it bad?
No, it was actually really good.
It was actually.
But people hated it because it wasn't popular or what?
People were just like, what?
Like on every Katy Perry song.
They're like, why not California Girls?
Yeah.
Yeah, basically.
And then it was so funny because when I was going up to sort of like go meet her, like
a group of her fans stopped me and they're like, don't sing International Smile again.
And I was like, but I was like, oh, maybe I'll sing Tsunami, which is this like one song she made that I really, really, really like.
Yeah, the kitty cat should appreciate that because you know the like the catalog, you know what I mean?
I feel like her fans don't like me particularly.
Oh, why? They think you're a troll?
Same thing I said about Troye Sivan.
Oh, wait, what is it? Oh, gay on gay think you're a troll? Same thing I said about Troye Sivan. Oh.
Wait, what is... Oh.
Gay on gay.
Gay on gay crime.
Yeah.
I feel like...
Oh, right.
Wait.
So, you're saying that the girls don't like it or the gays don't like it?
The gays don't like it.
I feel like the gays particularly don't like it.
Oh, about you.
Yeah, the gays, like...
Yeah.
I feel like whenever I get hate tweets, it's always, like, from gay guys.
Yeah.
But then, like...
And the thing is, like, it upsets me for, like, five seconds.
And then, like, I think...
You're over it?
Well, then I remember. I'm like, oh, then, like, and the thing is, like, it upsets me for, like, five seconds. And then, like, I think. You're over it. Well, then I remember.
I'm like, oh, well, like, I mean, like, Doja Cat said she likes me.
Yeah.
You're loving the dream.
Well, I mean, like, that's, like, the Scarlet.
Like, that's the rapper who just gave us Scarlet.
Like, why should I care about what some, like, 30-year-old circuit gay from WeHo says?
Like, okay.
I love the 30-year-old circuit gays, though.
I wish the gay on gay hate was out.
But I think women are like that, too.
No, they're not,
because think about this.
The lesbians support
their own kind.
Look at Chapel Row.
Oh, for sure.
I literally always say
every lesbian-variant pop star
gets stronger than the last,
because it started in 2016
with Hayley Kiyoko,
and then it evolved
into Fletcher,
and then it evolved
into Rene Rapp.
Oh, right. Mitski was the queen of the Bushwick lesbians for a minute, and then you had into like Fletcher and then it evolved into like Renee Rapp. Oh, right.
Like Mitski.
Mitski was the queen of the Bushwick lesbians
for a minute.
And then you had Phoebe Bridgers
and then that evolved into like Renee Rapp
and I'm definitely skipping some people.
And then surprise.
Like, well.
Oh, JoJo, yeah.
Like Chapel Roan is like the newest variant
of the lesbian pop stars
but she's the strongest
and we love Chapel.
Yeah, strongest.
There's like no evolution behind that.
That's it.
We're the final like level of it for sure. Yeah, i love it you're so right because like i feel like straight
girls turn out other straight girls like i'm an example of that right like i used to be like oh
my god that girl's so annoying like i would hate on like everyone like lady gaga oh my god like
she's not talented whatever you know back in like 2012 but it's like it's really because like you're
like jealous like you know what i mean like i'm like i should have been lady gaga you know what
i mean i always say like mean girls is like an allegory for real life yeah oh for sure 100 it's
beyond high school especially in like i mean like
even coming out to la for the last like i feel like i've been coming out here regularly for
the last like what six months and like i'm already seeing it i'm like damn like you got a lot of
like a regina george complex yeah it's like that and it seems like that with the gay world too
this should mean gays that should be the like follow-up to it because that seems to be the
case and it makes me sad well the thing is, you could never have a gay Regina George.
Why not?
You could be a gay Regina George.
No, no, no.
Call Reginald George the F-slur, and that's the end of the movie.
But I feel like that's, like, right.
That's what, anyways, that's what people say nowadays.
That's in the gay world, the F-word.
People really love to use it.
Oh, yeah.
It's, like, it got its, it got its, it got reclaimed yeah i love that like honestly like i don't know i'm not like
not the one to say it but i mean it's cute right reclaim it you know what i mean when people say
it's a little jarring though like if people say it like make me compare something like oh my god
like that's like so it like hits you for a minute but yeah i love it i'm like learning i'm like it's
so funny because like i'm trying to now be so careful with like what i say because i don't
want to like sort of – I don't know.
I think about this a lot.
No, I don't care about that.
It's really more so I'm just like, oh, God, like if someone supported me and they were a part of a group and I said something and it's like that person has shown nothing but love for me and like here I am essentially like spitting in their face.
What do I care if I get canceled though?
Because like my whole thing is this.
It's like if I get canceled for something, it's like, yeah, that was me.
I did it.
Yeah, yeah, for sure. And I feel it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. For sure.
And I feel like you're just, like, not offensive.
I know.
I'm the same way, though.
I feel like I said stuff.
I'm, like, ah, that's what I thought.
But then it's, like, when I, like, hurt other people.
It's, like, sad.
Yeah.
Like, you don't want to alienate the people who support you.
Yeah.
I mean, it's, like, not even about, like, oh, because they support me.
I don't want to alienate them.
It's, like, you've shown me support.
So it's, like, what am I doing, like, spitting in your face?
Oh, yeah.
It's, like, it's not.
Yeah, we're all just humans at the end of the day.
Right.
Yeah.
Except for Barry. He's like, it's not. Yeah, we're all just humans at the end of the day. Right, yeah.
Except for Barry.
He's better than that.
And so you're good.
Life is good.
It's definitely, like,
it's going.
It's so funny.
I literally always talk about this.
I'm like, okay, like,
I feel like I'm having, like, such a, like, moment right now.
Like, I literally just, like,
I'm, like, coming off of, like,
I literally just, like,
saying to Obama
that was, like, so funny. Wait, what? did you post this or no i did post this we talked
about it we were like um a couple weeks ago this is a hot topic you said he has to be a nepo baby
because he's singing to obama yes okay i was thinking trump but i was like when did you sing
to him that's crazy you said to obama i was like wait okay yes we did see this yes which by the way
i think you're a plant because how you can't just sing to a president no it's the same way i got invited to go do the joe biden thing okay so basically
what happened was i think the group who like works with like the influencers and the biden
campaign and whatnot they invite they invited me to do something like super set up like all the way
back in january and like it just literally never panned Like, the videos with the presidents have never been planned.
Because, like, the thing is, it's, like, you need so much clearance to do it.
And, like, the thing is, it's, like, okay, so they sort of invited me to the Biden thing.
Like, I feel like I talked about this last time, but it was, like, I feel like it was,
like, a pity thing.
They were, like, oh, damn, like, we literally keep, like, jacking this kid around.
Like, and, like, now we're coming to his city, so, like, we might as well, like, invite him.
Yeah.
And so, anyway, like, long story short, like, we got to Biden, whatever.
And so the video did really well.
And so, like, the Biden campaign was probably, like, wait, this person's the queen.
And so I was in L.A.
I was in L.A. and they're, like, hey, are you going to be in L.A. this week?
I was, like, actually, like, yes, I am.
And they're, like, okay, we have another, like, fundraiser we'd like you to go to. And I was, like and they're like hey are you going to be in LA this week I was like actually like yes I am and they're like okay we have another like fundraiser we'd like you to go to and I was like okay cool and like the thing is like I wasn't expecting anything right and so like I go to the
like happy hour beforehand and they're like oh like we have a special guest and I was like it
was very similar to like sort of Biden and so like it was Obama this time around and so Obama
like comes and he gives a speech he's like all right like everyone in this room is like it's a bunch of like different like influencers a speech and he's like, all right, everyone in this room is a bunch of different
influencers, creators, whatever.
And he's like,
you guys have a platform,
use your platform,
blah, blah, blah.
Blah, blah, blah.
Blah, blah, blah.
Love that.
And so I was like, okay.
And so he's walking around,
he's shaking hands
and I was like,
oh, here we go.
And so I feel bad
for Madeline,
that's her idol.
And I was like, oh.
Obama's your idol?
I have two role models,
Obama and DJ Khaled. Oh. models. Obama and DJ Khaled.
Oh. Okay. Obama and DJ Khaled.
Valid. Love it.
Did you sing to DJ Khaled?
I did a dance off with DJ Khaled
when I was like
last year. Yeah, last year.
Yeah, in Miami. I go back to Miami actually
in like a week.
Okay, so I saw that Impulsive
had Donald Trump on. Did they ask you?
Because I'm assuming the same thing.
They have like a social media campaign where they're like going out to influencers.
Did they ever ask you to sing to him?
For Trump?
Yeah.
No, the Trump campaign has never reached out to me.
I'm surprised because you think they'd want to get like social media on their side.
You know what I mean?
Not that you would.
I'm just wondering if they ever did.
Yeah, no, they never reached out, honestly.
What would you sing?
Oh, God.
I mean, like I've actually thought about this because I've been asked about it so many times um oh i didn't know i thought this was an original question
sorry like everyone asked me this okay oh god i mean like real woman vote for trump feels like
an endorsement so i would know i can't sing that oh right um oh god what would i ever sing for
what would i sing for trump like the star spangled banneranner? Oh, God. My friends. Anything like American, like international anthem and then like New Americana.
So probably something like in that.
Yeah, same.
I mean, like, why do I kind of feel like I'm doing the bad baby?
Miss Americana and the Heartbreak Prince.
Right.
I feel like I know Tree Pain would have my head on this.
That's true.
Oh, my God.
I'd probably sing like a bad baby song or something.
Okay, I love that.
Or like, I don't know, Sexy Red after she said that she loves Trump.
So maybe I'd have to sing
a Sexy Red song.
Yeah, just give it to him.
Right, it's like a K-Rock song
or any of those.
Has there been an exciting
since we saw you last
that you sang to that you're like,
I can't believe I sang to this person?
Oh, okay.
We have to cut it, but.
Okay.
And we talked about you.
What?
That's iconic.
First of all, thank you
for always talking about us to all these celebrities.
Well, I mean, it's like you are the celebrity of all celebrities.
Definitely not.
No one has said yes to our podcast, but we love you more.
Yeah, just keep pushing us out there.
Oh, please.
I literally, I begged the girl who does Olivia Rodrigo's digital yesterday.
Oh, my God.
I was like, please.
Yeah, when's that happening?
I mean, she holds the key to a lot of people, but I told her.
She does, she set me up with Callie Uchis, however long I was.
Did you do one with her?
I did do one with Callie.
I did one in, like, March of 2020.
I love Callie.
But I told her, I was like, we've got to get Callie on the Trisha Palo show.
Oh, yeah.
No, my hairdresser's her hairdresser.
They're, like, super tight, and I'm like, when can we get her?
She sent me her jeans, body by Uchis.
Like, I love her.
Oh, my God, really?
Yeah, she's kind of everything.
Oh, I know her day-to-day.
Really?
She lives close to here, too.
Okay, yeah.
Please, yes, absolutely.
Okay, love it.
Because, like, I want to see you get good
guests because i know you're good because the thing is we have no guests i'd like to get one
guest i'm so serious i literally told the people who like put me in contact with all like the get
me to all the presidents stuff i literally was like y'all gotta get like joe biden
i'm like maybe not joe biden but like kamala would be good. Yeah. Kamala. Kamala. Yeah.
She would be everything.
I would pick anybody.
Honestly, nobody wants to come on guests.
I'm so surprised.
Yeah, same.
I think I'm a fun time.
Like, really?
Yeah, but you know this.
You know your celebrity friends are like, I love Trisha, but can't be on her podcast.
You know how it goes.
Which is fine.
I'm used to it.
I don't like that, though.
Yeah, it's fine.
I don't like that.
Well, we got you.
That's all that matters.
You are the celebrity.
You really are. No, it's you. It's you. No, it's you all the way. Although, Addison Rae did DM me, and so I was just, actually, I don't like that. Well, we got you. That's all that matters. Right. You get it. You get it. You are the celebrity. You really are.
No, it's you.
It's you.
No, it's you all the way.
Although, Addison Rae did DM me, and so I was just, actually, I DM'd her, and then she
DM'd me back, so I love you, queen there.
Oh, my gosh, Rae.
But she followed me back, and I was so excited.
Yeah, so she's everything.
Yeah, Addison Rae is the queen, for sure.
You guys seen her on the pod?
Yeah, I would love if she would.
She's probably, like, super big, but anyways, we would like anybody to be on the podcast,
so.
No, I think she would do it if anyone would do it.
It's Addison.
Really?
I would love that.
I would die. No, we told, did we tell Dougison. Really? I would love that. I would die.
No, we told,
did we tell Doug and Terry?
I think I texted Doug and Terry
and I was like,
y'all gonna go on Just Trick?
The best of all these contacts.
The Charlie people.
How many teams,
how many celebrities?
We pitch you to everyone.
Oh, I should have paid you.
I don't know.
I mean, we never get one.
I will.
I was like, I don't know.
All these people
he's pitching you to,
he's waiting for approval and then he'll just I'm actually so serious you. I don't even ever get one. I will. I was like, I don't know. All these people he's pitching you to, he's waiting for approval and then he'll just
I'm actually so serious.
Anyone I sing to, if it gets set up, you're the first person I pitch.
I'm like, oh, yeah, by the way, if you ever want to go, just chase.
Let me go.
Oh, bless you.
I love you.
That's actually, like, so nice.
Like, I know you got us in contact with some people that made you pan out.
And I'm just like, that's literally so nice.
Like, I'm going to buy you all the Build-A-Bears.
I have the only one I need.
Aw, the little berry.
I have several at home, actually.
So that's an American family.
It's all Panda Bears.
Whatever you need, I'll let you know.
I'll give it to you.
We're doing Hot Topics today.
Do you have any Hot Topics?
Do you keep up with the gossip of the internet?
Oh, obviously.
Oh, you do?
Are you online?
Yeah.
Oh, me?
Yeah.
Wait, really?
How come you never talk about it?
How come you never do about it how come you never do like a little
tea session you never interrupt your programming to like say your voice your opinion because the
thing is like okay look at something like brooke showfield and like clinton kane yeah like whatever
is going on with that um one who's clinton kane yeah oh can you name one clinton kane song can you
no no chicken tendies you know it no i you know it? No. I know there's
a Dominic Fike song called Chicken Tenders.
Can you steal it?
I've never heard the Clinton Kane song.
I don't know. I love to learn
languages. I would love to learn Russian
or something like that. Oh my god, Duolingo. When I did the
Duolingo campaign, they were like, okay.
You did Duolingo? Oh yeah, that's right.
They gave me free Duolingo and I
was, I really need to get back to learning.
What did you learn?
Spanish?
I said I want to learn Japanese.
What did you learn?
Can you say something?
No.
What?
Duolingo didn't work.
No, I gave up after, like, legit a day, and, like, the Duo Owl, like, literally, like,
keeps, like, telling me, like –
It's so hard.
I did Duolingo, too, and it's, like, weird.
It's, like, you end up knowing the language because it's, like – I did some, and it's,
like, here's an apple.
What is this?
And I'm, like, well, you didn't teach me how I'm supposed to know, you know? Like, it's kind of – it's kind of tricky, Duol language because it's like i did something it's like here's an apple what is this and i'm like well you didn't teach me how i'm supposed to know you
know like it's kind of it's kind of tricky duolingo it's not tricky per se it's more so
just about dedication like madeline's like a duolingo freak and like what do you learn
oh french i think i was spending 30 or 40 hours a week on duolingo no
i'm blown off a little bit but like like, I was hooked. Oh my gosh.
That's,
do you speak French now?
No.
Oh.
I took an elementary course
in college and like,
still.
I talk Chinese
and like,
quotes six through 11.
And you don't,
can you speak any Chinese now?
Ni hao.
Ni hao.
That's good.
Is that,
how are you?
I don't know.
Ni hao. Girl, that's hello. Oh, ni hao? I think ni hao ma is how are you. Ni hao. Ni hao. That's good. Is that how are you? I don't know. Ni hao.
Girl, that's hello.
Oh, ni hao?
I think ni hao ma is how are you.
Ni hao ma.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay, look.
My Chinese is very basic.
And like I know like Bing Xiling is ice cream.
Is it Mandarin or just Chinese?
Is there a difference?
Mandarin.
It's different languages.
I think that it's Mandarin and Cantonese, right?
There's like 40 different dialects.
Okay.
I try to standardize it so everybody speaks Mandarin.
Yeah, Mandarin's like the most spoken language in the world, I think.
That's what I heard.
A lot of Spanish.
Yeah, I remember.
I think maybe because there's just so many people in China.
Maybe that's why they're all speaking.
I live for it, though.
There was a show called The Dropout, and it was like they spoke Mandarin at the beginning.
It was really cool.
It made us see free.
Oh, my God, yes.
About Elizabeth.
Oh, my God.
Did you watch it?
I didn't watch it, which is weird because I'm interested in Elizabeth Holmes.
It's so good.
You know the first time I met Chapel Roney, I literally asked her if she thought Elizabeth Holmes was a girl boss or a criminal.
What'd she say?
I meant to do a two-part video for it and I just never posted it.
Wait, why?
I literally forgot to post it.
Did you sing to her or meet her first?
I sang to her and then I asked her that and then we started talking.
Did you bombard her or did you actually plan it?
Did you just show up?
Was it a sneak attack or was it like she knew?
I don't think she knew.
I just think that her team was like, we have a surprise for you.
Did she love it?
I guess.
What did you sing?
I sing Feminine Omen on for her.
That's the one you love, too.
I love Feminine Amidon.
It is good, but it's like not – she didn't do a music video for it or anything.
Yeah, I got all the words wrong, though.
Oh, but she's like, okay, that's still good, though.
She still lived for it.
Yeah, she thought it was so funny.
Aw, it's a hard one.
It's a tongue twister for sure.
The first thing she saw yesterday was Julian Salamita.
And I think Jenna Marbles was with him.
In my head, Jenna Marbles was –
Who saw it?
Chapel Roan?
Chapel Roan, yeah. How did you know? Oh, with them. In my head, Jenna Marbles was... Who was that? Chapel Rhone? Chapel Rhone, yeah.
How did you know? Oh my gosh, you're going to all these influencers.
Chapel was at a flea market, and
Julian, maybe Jenna, was also there.
And they just took a photo together.
I want to meet Jenna Marbles. I want to meet Chapel Rhone.
I met Jenna Marbles.
I'll put you in touch, even though I don't talk to her anymore.
But if she ever gets in touch,
you'll be the first one for sure.
Yeah, she's everything.
She's elusive.
You never see her.
She's never. She, like, was hired for real, right?
Yeah.
I think she's just, she probably made so much money, she's like, I'm out.
Right.
Wait, I feel like we never got into Hot Topics.
Oh, yeah.
That is kind of weird.
Well, that was a Hot Topic.
Yeah.
What are the big ones here?
So, we did Brooke and Clinton, and you're, like, Team Brooke or Team Clinton?
Okay, like, Clinton-Kane, like,. Like everyone's saying like he's the enemy.
I don't really, I didn't listen to his side of the story.
I'm not going to lie.
I didn't really tap into this drama.
Okay.
So this hot topic doesn't pertain to you.
This hot topic, it doesn't, it's like a lukewarm topic to me.
What's a hot one for you?
We have plenty, but I want to know yours.
I'm really obsessed with everyone being so mean to Taylor Swift right now for putting out all these versions.
Because I have the hottest take about it.
I have such a hot take about it.
Okay, we love Taylor here.
We're Swifties.
There's a Taylor Swift cake right there.
Oh, yeah.
Perfect.
I don't think she's doing anything wrong by putting out all of these different versions.
Because historically, and this is where everyone's like, oh, this is screwed up.
She's purposely going out of her way to block all these artists.
I'm like, wait a minute.
Didn't the Bodyguard soundtrack block Madonna for, like, 10 weeks?
And didn't, like, Kanye and 50 Cent go head-to-head in 2007 for Graduation versus whatever 50 Cent album had come out that weekend?
Like, Taylor herself does all – she's also been on, like, the – she's also been on the flip side of it.
She got blocked in 2019 twice by Lil Nas and then Hours debuted at, like, number two or something.
The thing is it's,'s like it's a chart
and like the thing is it's like it doesn't
take away from the validity of anyone's
music it's like I think like she
blocked um
Charlie, Billy
those are big ones well like
yeah but it's not like like anyone who's
listened to Charlie XCX I mean this was her biggest album
but like Crash or whatever
I mean like it's not like,
I don't even know,
I think that didn't even crack the top five or something.
And it's not like,
it takes away from the validity of the music
because I mean, it's like,
okay, if you like their music,
you're gonna listen to it anyway.
Yeah, I never care about charts.
Like when people say something on the,
Clint King was on the charts,
I'm like, I don't think anyone cares about charts.
You know what I mean?
I was on the chart.
I was number like 98 in 2015.
So I feel like charts nobody cares about.
You know what I mean?
Right, like Born to Die got blocked by like Adele's 21.
It's like no one.
What's Born to Die?
Which one is that?
Lana's album.
It's like no one.
Like that album has like 500 weeks on the chart now or something.
It's like who cares?
Damn.
500 weeks.
How many years is that?
God.
I think it's been like how many years?
Born to Die came out in 2011.
Then it's been 13 years.
God.
Jeez.
So it's been on the charts that long?
Yeah.
And it never falls off?
That's impressive.
I think it fell off like maybe one week or something.
Damn.
That's the thing.
It's like I feel really bad that she's – I mean, I doubt she cares, but it's like –
No.
I feel bad that she's sort of getting a lot of like I guess flack for it because I think
like she's doing her job.
If her job is to be number one, then like she's going number one.
She's doing it.
I know.
It's like –
I feel like you want – like if you're close to it like wouldn't
you want to fight for it you know what i mean and it's like also with the different like variations
and stuff some of them are like the billy one i thought was like purposeful to go back and forth
obviously because they were both so close but billy was also dropping a ton of versions too
oh yeah i saw that i'm like no no no wait wait. You had nine versions. What the f*** are you talking about?
You go to the sales department at your label and say, look, I want to do one.
But the thing is, it's because everyone has 80 bazillion versions.
It's a capitalist society.
The thing is, it's like, look, the collectors want it.
And so you've got to meet demand.
It's not like anyone's putting like a gun
to anyone's head and being like,
you have to buy the tortured poets department
fresh out the slammer acoustic version live from Stockholm.
No one's buying that.
Or people are, I guess.
But it's like, I like legitimately,
like Taylor Swift probably has like,
I would not be shocked if she had like a billion fans,
like literally a billion fans.
Like I legitimately do not like a billion fans, like literally a billion fans.
Like I legitimately do not think a billion of those people,
like literally maybe like 200,000 even bothered like listening.
And it's just because like,
who cares?
Like artists have done remixes from like the,
I don't know.
It's like the beginning of time.
Yeah.
Like literally.
But if you looked up like Katy Perry,
wide awake remixes,
you'd find a whole remix album.
It's like,
she just dropped like a dozen women's world remixes.
Yeah. Because we used to make remixes for like DJs playing the club.
And then like now I guess they're being like shamed for it.
Yeah.
Why don't you DJ?
Oh my God.
I really want to DJ.
I really want to DJ.
But the thing is like,
I feel like it's kind of like if you're a flop DJ and like no shade to flop
DJs,
it's just like,
Oh,
it's like you're a flop DJ. Like there's a stigma against it. And it's not that like I care about being dragged for shade to flop DJs it's just like oh it's like you're a flop DJ like there's a stigma
against it and it's not that like I care about being dragged for being a flop DJ it's like really
more so that like I don't I want to be like a really good DJ I feel like it'd be like kind of
cool it's like oh my gosh like wait he DJs on the side and he's good vibes more so than like I would
actually like want to take effort and like make it like a thing but how would you be a how would
you be a flop DJ?
What's a flop?
Don't you just push the little buttons?
We were talking about this earlier.
Well, if your mixes are trash or a flop DJ and like I don't want to do trash mixes and
the thing is it's like, you know what I mean?
Or it's like, yeah.
I would love the name DJ Flop.
Then people just assume you're going to be a flop.
And then you could DJ at Flop Tropica, you know, you could just be there.
Oh my God, wait, that's so true.
Yeah.
So actually that's kind of everything.
DJ Flop.
Right.
And then people just expect it from you, you know what I mean?
And then if you do like really well, then it's like, wow, you really, you know, you
circumnavigated the Flop-titude.
Yeah, that would actually be really good.
It would be, I mean, my whole thing with it as well, though, is like, I feel like it's
something that would just be like a passion project.
And the thing is like when you like start doing things and people start like commodifying
things, it's like almost like, oh, great. like anderson pact is dj sets now like he just
dj'd at coachella like i could never see myself doing that no because i think there's anything
wrong with it it's just like i feel like i want to do one thing and i feel like djing it's like
where would you dj like i'd want to dj at like a party or something like the bag is pools no not
even like i'd like legit like when frank ocean was a DJ or something like that was kind of cool or like I want to season two right yeah like I want to like DJ at like my own birthday party
or something like that'd be kind of cool it's like oh when's your birthday January 26th oh are
you gonna DJ I want to learn before then I do I have time like probably yeah I don't know do you
think my schedule is so do you think of like there's time in my schedule for me to take
DJ lessons?
I think DJ Flop would be like DJ Mediocre.
Oh.
There you go.
That's better from Flop to Mediocre.
We love it.
DJ Middy.
Right, DJ Mid.
I like that.
That's everything.
Are you from New York, right?
I'm from Long Island.
So right outside New York, like the suburbs.
Okay, got it.
Like, think Orange County.
Do you ever go into, like, Broadway and sing or you're not into musical theater?
Like have I ever sang
to anyone Broadway?
Yeah.
Oh yeah,
I just sang to Ben Platt.
I mean,
I'll sing to anyone.
What do you sing to him?
First of all,
I'm in my Ben Platt era right now.
I love him.
I just invented him
on TikTok yesterday.
I was like,
why can people stop hating on him?
Like, okay.
What did you sing to him?
The Cup Song.
The what?
Oh, what?
What?
What?
For Pitch Perfect?
I don't know anything Broadway.
I just know theater kids
love Pitch Perfect.
Oh my God. First of all, yes. But second of all, how do you not know Broadway? I'm so, Oscar doesn't know anything I don't know anything Broadway I just know theater kids love Pitch Perfect oh my god first of all
yes
but second of all
how do you not know
Oscar doesn't know Broadway either
and I'm just like
what
it's like
see
it's like
it's like
not a monolith
our one point of contention
is Broadway
we're not a monolith
what's a monolith
what is that
all the same
yeah
all the gays are all
what
well everyone says
like gay dudes love theater
oh right yeah they do but you guys don't do they that's annoying yeah All the same? Yeah. All the gays are all what? Well, everyone says that gay dudes love theater.
Oh, right.
Yeah, they do.
But you guys don't.
Do they?
Yeah.
Do your friends love theater?
No.
Oh, damn. I don't have any gay friends that like theater.
We're really stereotyping out here.
Well, no.
Because I bet when Wicked comes out, like.
All the gays are going.
They're all going to come out.
Ooh, are you more of a.
Okay, Wicked and Gladiator come out the same day.
What are you going to see first?
I'll probably see.
You don't care?
I'll see both for different reasons.
What's with the reasons?
Let's hear it.
I feel like we're going to be the same on that.
Yeah, yeah.
You said that too.
Well, because like Ariana Grande is in Wicked.
That's like cool.
Like I kind of want to see that.
And like I feel like also like the like Ethan Slater drama.
I feel so bad for her because everyone.
Yeah, Ethan Slater's everything. Well, I feel bad for, like, the, like, Ethan Slater drama, I feel so bad for her because everyone. Yeah.
Ethan Slater's everything.
Well, I feel bad for her because my friend Kyle literally said this.
He was like, oh, everyone's taking their divorce trauma out, like, their parents' divorce trauma,
like, out on Ariana Grande.
That's the tea, for sure.
It's, like, true.
Yeah.
Like, how dare you?
Yeah.
I'm like, no one actually cares that she homewrecked.
They're just, like, projecting that child in trauma on her.
And then the girls have something to attack her for.
It's like, ew, we hate this. It's like, yeah and then the girls have something to attack her for it's like ew we hate this
it's like yeah yeah
it's true
I mean it's sad but
I'll probably see Wicked
because I'm like
oh like Ariana
could you sing something
from Wicked to Ariana
do you know any song
to sing to her or no
you'd have to look it up
I'd have to probably look it up
you can't think of one song
from Wicked to sing
I know there's like
Defying Gravity
I just don't know the words
like I know it
I just need like a refresher
that was stated okay
and then um oh god Gladiator I just like I just wait you live or you don't know the words. Like I know it. I just need like a refresher. That was stated. Okay. And then oh God.
Gladiator.
I just like I just.
Wait you live or you don't live.
It's going to be like the scene from Family Guy where like Lois is trying to sit on the
like chairs.
She's like oh that one's wet.
Oh that one's wet.
I knew it.
That one's dry.
But the seat in front of it is wet.
Wait what?
You think the men of Gladiator are hotter than the men of Wicked?
I think Paul Mescal is. Who is Paul Mescal? We need to see a picture of Paul Mes wet. What? You think the men of Gladiator are hotter than the men of Wicked? I think Paul Mescal is.
Who is Paul Mescal?
We need to see a picture of Paul Mescal.
Bring it out.
Harry and I are like, we got it.
We're on the same.
I need to see Paul Mescal.
What?
He's from Normal People.
I never heard of it.
I don't know.
I'm just trying to look him up.
Was engaged to Phoebe Bridgers.
Oh, we just talked about her.
Oh, you don't.
What?
That she was a lesbian?
No.
The lesbians just love Phoebe Bridgers.
Oh.
She's bisexual.
I wish the lesbians would love me.
I wish they'd bring me up. The lesbians do love you. Really? I would, I wish the lesbians would love me. I wish they'd bring me up.
The lesbians do love you.
Really?
I would love that.
Lesbians for Trish, come on out.
I want a whole just like, I want only lesbians working for me.
It is the year of the lesbians, actually.
Yeah, lesbians make me so happy.
Yeah, honestly.
I love them.
I think the lesbian community, I think they really like you.
And they're really just wonderful and powerful, and I just love them so much.
Julia Fox, kudos mama for being a lesbian.
Oh, yeah.
Full-on lesbian now.
You should have her on the
pod or what's wrong I did her podcast but I think she's too popular also she's in New York she's
she's too busy but if you know her I don't but like I'm sure you're in New York like I feel like
you're in that scene I'm like not in that scene okay I feel like that scene like no I feel like
that scene like I literally can never tell if anyone in that team likes me or not I think they
do I just like okay so Paul Meskel and Who was the other one that you think has happened?
Pedro Pascal.
Oh, Pedro Pascal.
I don't care about that.
Oh, really?
So you're all in on Paul Mescal?
That's just the only one you like?
That's like the only one I care.
I didn't watch the trailer.
Joseph Quinn.
He has a wig on it though.
But in real life, I think Joseph Quinn is cute.
What about Glenn Powell?
I feel like everyone is on the Glenn Powell like train right now.
And I'm.
It's almost making me want to get on it.
Well, you know what?
Okay. I'm friends. I would say we're friends i'm friends with jake shane and that's like
we love jake yeah he needs to come on this podcast oh i don't think he likes it i think
i didn't know oh yeah okay you can tell him okay and tell me i apologize because the first episode
we had he's like jake shane's gonna be big i'm like who's that i have no idea who that is right and then i think he got let me
probably got offended whatever and now he's so popular and then we were supposed to do like a
collab and then like oh he's not interested anymore and i was like oh damn t but like get it
because you know i think we've gone back and forth with him a lot he's also well we don't have to get
into the tt of it but he was also friends with someone i didn't like and then i was like oh my
god he's hanging out with this person but whatever i love jake shane he is the boy right now so
i apologize love him he's the greatest like Like, how, he's a plant.
How is he getting all these people on his back?
Do you pitch him, too?
Or are you, like, go on?
Are you the reason why?
No, Jake Shane is his own beast.
He's the most connected.
Jake Shane is much more connected than I am.
He's at the Aloe working out all the time.
So, he's getting those connections.
No, but he's very, very, very sweet.
But, anyway.
Okay, love him.
We do love him.
I know he's best friends with like Gwen Powell or something
Glenn Powell
or something
and so I feel like
it's like oomph-sest
almost
oh I see
yeah
I feel like you should
sing to Glenn Powell though
because now he's like
promoting Twisters
I feel like it makes sense
for you to do something
with him
I know he was at
the People's Choice Awards
but I had my like
the People's Choice Awards
there was a lot of
really really really big names and I'm so serious
I said to Madeline I'm like my sights are literally so
set on Billie Eilish tonight that I like
I don't like literally like
Joe Biden could have walked that carpet and I literally would
not have given up. You just want Billie Eilish
did you sing to her? No
Were you the one she was talking about
when she was like there's so many TikTokers
No I didn't stay for the main show I was so
sad that I couldn't sing for her that I just laughed.
They literally broke my heart.
I was so sad.
It might happen.
Is that your ultimate right now?
Billie Eilish?
Oh, who's your ultimate?
Well, she said no.
I was like, why would I want to do something who doesn't want to do something with me?
Oh, okay.
That's the tea.
That's right.
Oh, so like hard pass.
It wasn't like a hard pass.
She was friendly about it.
She just wasn't interested.
I'm not going to lie.
I'm like, I like making people uncomfortable, but it's so different if I make, different when I made Luke Hemmings uncomfortable
Luke Hemmings is a man
who's Luke Hemmings?
the guy from 5 Seconds of Summer
if you make a man uncomfortable
it's like
me and Madeline talk about this all the time
if you make a man uncomfortable
fair game
don't want to make the girlies
if you make a girl uncomfortable that's weird I wish straight guys would take your advice you know what i mean i feel like only
gays get it it's like i was watching poor things my favorite movie and anyway there's a scene where
she's like like i don't want to yeah that's that's why did you finish it um no oh it was a little
uncomfy for me but you know i get it maybe i'm not artistic enough for it yeah you know i was
really high the first time i watched it okay that makes sense yeah yeah um i anyway i don't want to spoil it because there's people
on here who haven't like watched it but there's a scene in any way um she's like gonna like have
sex with this guy and he basically like the this woman who's like i suppose putting them in contact
i don't know how to like say this without spoiling anything. So I'm doing a good job actually. She basically says like sometimes men like it that you don't like it.
And like that's I feel like how a lot of guys might be towards like I suppose catcalling.
That's why that movie makes me uncomfortable because it's kind of like ew.
Like because that's so real.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
It's like too real that whole situation.
Yeah.
I really liked it honestly.
I thought it was a sweet story.
Okay. I get it. Someone called story. Okay, I get it.
Someone called her Frankenstone.
Wait, whoa.
Because I have a stone.
We do love a little Frankenstein.
Except if it wasn't like an eight-year-old brain in her, it'd be a little different.
You know what I mean?
I think the thing is, it's like, okay, like, in, I, the way I, because I was watching it, too.
I was like, wait.
And then, like, by the end, I was like, oh, okay, this makes sense.
I feel like it's like they put the baby brain in her.
But, like, since her body is so advanced, it's, like, the brain is playing catch up with her body.
And so by the end, like, she's caught up.
Yeah.
But that's, like, the problem with society, right?
Is, like, we have to mature too quickly.
Men are having sex with us too quickly.
And it's, like, then you're kind of forced to, like, grow up and be this, you know, whatever.
I read this thing.
And, like, this is, like, I also notice quite a bit, honestly, especially when I talk to, like, kids who are younger than me.
Or, like, kids sometimes will come up to me and be like, I love your TikToks or whatever.
They're a lot more mature than I feel like people give them credit for.
And I feel like that's because people are more capable than they're giving credit for.
I read this thing.
It's like it's actually like better than instead of baby talking to your kid, it's better to
speak in like baby knees or whatever and like talk to them like they're normal because like
they'll develop faster.
That's true.
I totally believe that too.
And then they just start talking like adults right away.
What would you sing to Emma Stone
if you could sing to her?
Oh God, what would I sing to her?
Oh, When Emma Falls in Love.
Oh.
That's beautiful.
That's cute.
I like that.
Yeah, it's about her.
Wait, really?
Actually?
No.
Presumably.
Oh, really?
Yeah, I mean that's like what the-
Who sings it?
Taylor Swift.
So I feel like it makes sense
that it would be about her.
Oh, okay.
That's cute.
Yeah, they're like homies or whatever, so.
Oh, are they?
God, Taylor Swift
runs with everybody.
Right.
Pretty wild.
Do you know who
Alan Cummings is?
No.
All right, next.
He's New York Broadway gay
on Traitors, but okay.
And he sings.
Oh my God, wait.
Everyone keeps,
someone told me like,
you need to go on Traitors.
Oh, he'd be so good.
I don't think they put
social media person on
because they just announced
the cast as like Zac Efron's
brother, Britney Spears'
ex-boyfriend.
It's just like all these
random floppers on it.
You know what I mean?
And not that Zac Efron's
brother is a flop.
We love him, but Britney
Spears' ex is a flop
and he's on it.
And so is that guy
from Vanderpump Rules,
that cheater.
I don't know his name,
but it's a flop era show
for sure.
Alan Cummings is the host
though and he's great.
You should really get
into him.
He was the original MC
from Cabaret, which you
don't know musicals, but Stone was also on Cabaret with Alan Cummings. That's why I was's great. You should really get into him. He was the original MC from Cabaret which you don't know musicals
but Stone was also on Cabaret
with Alan Cummings.
That's why I was like
you could sing that
but anyways.
You're right.
Get to know it.
For the tea
did you catch up
on the I Spice
like cheating stuff?
Oh my god.
Oh boy
do I have a take on this.
Okay let's
Yes.
Yes.
Good as mama.
I feel so bad
for I Spice and I'm because I. I feel so bad for Ice Spice.
And I'm, because I feel like everyone's like, okay, Ice Spice, like, love her, hate her, whatever.
That girl's a star.
I feel so passionate about this.
She is a f***ing star.
Her album is, like, literally every song has been good.
And anyway, I feel like when she put out, like, Thank You, the f***ing Fart or whatever, it was like, she should have never gone for that low-hanging fruit.
Because now everyone's like, oh, my God, like, she's literally so bad. And so now, no. Really? I've, like, she should have never gone for that low-hanging fruit because now everyone's like, oh my God, like she's literally so bad.
And so now,
no,
it like destroyed,
I've like destroyed
her artistic credibility
to the masses.
And I'm like,
no,
like she's beefing with Lotto,
which is a whole other thing.
Oh no,
really?
And so she was replying to Lotto.
And so the thing is,
it's like inadvertently
it brought her down
and I'm like,
no girl,
like you're so much better than this.
And so my whole thing with it
is I'm like,
um,
those two aren't dating.
Central Sea and Ice Spice.
How do we know?
It's confirmed.
Did you reach out for a statement?
How do you know this?
I don't know.
Okay, don't have to say it.
I don't know if it's, like, public information.
But, I mean, like, the girls who know know.
Well, isn't Ice Spice, like, with her producer?
Oh, I don't know.
Well, that's what the word on the street is.
And he's still actively producing the songs.
And he's still actively doing shows with her. And maybe they broke up and they're friends. And I don't know because it's not my relationship. I don't know. Well, that's what the word on the street is. And he's still actively producing the songs and he's still actively doing shows with her. And maybe they broke up and they're
friends. And I don't know because it's not my relationship. I don't know them. But I'm like,
no, I'm like, she wanted PR and like she fooled all of you. Who is this guy? I don't know the
guy. Central C. He's like the British. He's the what? He's like the hottest rapper right now in
the UK. Like good looking or just like he's on fire right now? Like both. Like, good looking or just, like, he's on fire right now? Like, both. Okay, love that.
And so... And that girl was
dating him. What's his name? Madeline RG.
She was cute, yeah. She goes to Aloe.
In LA? I met Madeline RG
in the airport and she was so sweet. I love
Madeline RG. Okay. But I think
Ice Spice is innocent. Yeah, I'm sure she doesn't
know. Even in
her TikTok, she was, like,
praising Ice Spice, which I thought was a nice like take she was like why is he cheating on me finding out he's cheating on me with like a big
butt baddie like he was very nice look ice spice is the damn queen like the thing is like i don't
even think he was cheating like the timelines don't even add up yeah because like she's like
oh like he admitted to cheating on me but he played me the song in like january or something
it's like pr publicity or something it's a thousand percent you think they're all in like January or something. I was thinking it's like PR publicity or something.
It's a thousand percent.
You think they're all in on it or just a few?
Like do you think Madeline's helping Cece?
I think that like Central C is like admittedly cheated on her so many damn times.
And I think it's just like unfortunate that it's playing out around iSpice.
But I think iSpice has nothing to do with this.
And I think that those two probably just have like issues that.
They're just trying to air it out. Kind of. I mean like I think he admitted that nothing to do with this. And I think those two probably just have like issues that they're just trying to air it
out.
Kind of.
I mean, like, I mean, like, I think he admitted that he's like the soul.
Like he literally like his like group.
He's like, he didn't buy her a ticket to the zoo on her birthday last year.
I was like, if your man can't buy you a ticket to the zoo, what is going on?
Yeah.
Like dump him.
I mean, like I get her.
I got her.
Wait, the zoo part or what part
if my mom didn't buy me
tickets to the zoo
I'd probably be like
you'd put on a blast too
no
you'd go
you'd put it on blast
you would stay
you would stay
I would stay
okay
yeah okay
right
that's okay
I guess I guess
if he's like the hottest rapper too
you do
you just you know
look past a lot of things
well it's just probably like
I don't know
I mean like the thing is
I just feel bad for poor Ice Spice
because she's getting like dragged into this I'm like people who like literally don't know. I mean, like the thing is I just feel bad for poor Ice Spice because she's getting like
dragged into this.
I'm like, people who like
literally don't know anything
about this.
Do you think she cares though?
She's like living her best life.
She's Y2K.
I'm just living my best life.
I don't care.
Ice Spice sees everything.
Oh, really?
Oh, damn.
That's one thing I know about her.
Like, I know like,
I feel like she's like on it.
She DM'd me.
I DM'd her.
And then she DM'd me back.
I know you're telling me
I'm jealous.
Oh, it never panned out.
It sucks.
I know.
We're close.
I had her manager's number
and I was like, damn.
Oh my God, just text him again. Yeah. Yeah, hit him up. I think it was like three times I asked. I think I asked again when the panned out. It sucks. I know. We're close. I had her manager's number and I was like, damn. Oh my God, just text him again.
Yeah.
Yeah, hit him up.
I think it was like three times I asked.
I think I asked again when the album came out, but you know, I don't want to be like crazy.
It's out on Friday.
Right.
So that's why I was like, oh, maybe she's doing publicity, but I don't know.
I just bought my vinyl for it today.
Oh my God.
Okay, vinyl.
I love that.
The thing is, if I really like an artist, I buy their music because the thing is, it's
like they owe their money.
They owe the record label who gave them the money back the thing in like record sales so i'm like it is you make no money
from streaming but if i buy your album that's like direct yeah i always do that off itunes too
about the weekend zack efron whatever you know right it helps it helps you know what i mean
my thoughts on the whole thing though summed up um stop being mean to ice spice um stop calling
her untalented stop calling her all these things ice spice is the damn queen like later right like i feel like everyone's just jealous because everyone's like oh like
they're mad it's not them it's like literally what we were talking about earlier yeah it's just like
just jealousy the hate on hate of it i love ice vice i think she's a queen right like i literally
do everything um do you see austin butler in new york with kaya gerber stopping to take pictures
with all the fans like he was getting bombarded by paparazzi and he literally like not even
paparazzi like fans and he stopped and took pictures with each person. Just walking
down the street. Did you see it? I feel like those people probably weren't fans. Wait really?
Why? What do you think? You think it was set up or what? Does he mean to his fans? Have
you sang for him? I love Austin Butler. I want to sing to Austin Butler. There's like
people who it's like they just they know where every celebrity is. Oh so you think they just
oh they just found him. Like when I do it to sing to someone it's like okay like I'm doing it
because like
that's like what I'm known for
like it's like
I'm like
I'm very fortunate
to have made
like to have turned this
into a career
but there's people
who like they have not
like they just really
want to meet famous people
that's me
that's what I would love to do
they will find you
I don't know how
see I was an ultimate fan
and I would have done anything
I would have gone to like
book signings
but how do you know
where they're going to be
on the street like that's what I don't get I know how do you know where they're going to be on the street?
Like that's what I don't get.
I know how.
Okay.
You don't want to say it maybe so people don't go and do it.
I know how, but the thing is it's like sometimes it's like some people who do it are like when
you go to like France or something and there's like, I always see like in France, like the
fans always show out.
They always go to their favorite person's like hotel or something.
They greet their favorite artists and like in other countries, I feel like they do that
and it's respectable.
And I feel like there's like some people do it
out of just pure and genuine love for an artist
and then other people just do it
because they really just want to meet a famous person.
I get it.
I think it's like a bit like sometimes it's like
there's certain people who like they just,
they really like an artist or something.
Yeah.
I don't want to say it's like okay
for them to cross a boundary,
but it's like the artist doesn't care and they don't care. Yeah, I was shocked to see Austin it's like okay for them to cross a boundary but it's like if the artist doesn't care
and they don't care
then like that's the issue.
Yeah I was shocked
to see Austin just so nice.
Like he was just walking
down the street
and Kai I could tell
was like a little like
okay let's just get through this
but he was like literally
like smiling saying hi.
You met him?
I've never met him.
I hear he's a nice guy.
I love that.
I love when I see celebrities
like that because very few
people are like that
you know what I mean?
And I get it.
Like it would be annoying
to be that like level of famous
and always have people
stop you but.
No I feel like most people are really nice really
well maybe it's you because you're you no like literally even in the beginning like even in the
beginning like when literally no one knew who I was and I still feel like a lot of people don't
know who I am like everyone knows who you are now especially these people they like want it they pay
for it they're like we need this guy to sing to us you know what I mean like James Charles was that
set up or did you just randomly find him James James Charles has never paid me a dollar. But was it set up?
Which one?
Like when you sang to him recently.
No.
It was not set up.
Bring me the...
You just randomly saw him and was like, I'm going to sing to you.
Yeah.
He's like, okay.
Love that.
It's like it's like mutually beneficial.
And like I...
James is very sweet.
How do you know where he's going to be?
Someone like James Charles?
I don't.
I just keep running into James Charles at every party.
And James Charles is like just like down to keep him.
So you're going to the parties.
You're going to the scene. you're going to the scene,
you're like in the scene of all this.
No.
Just the parties James Charles is at.
It kind of,
it's like I kind of just like,
how often is it we actually go to a party
when we're like out here?
Because Madeline goes to meet everything.
Most trips.
Most trips.
Really?
Most trips are parties.
Like when?
Last night.
Like if I were to just sit here and think about every trip that we've come here, I could probably point out something.
Really?
Wow.
So every trip you're at a party.
Clocked.
Clocked.
Yeah.
I think my thing with it is like honestly like I don't think I'm a part of like the scene scene just because like I feel like someone once told me if you ever move to LA, people will start viewing you as competition.
That's probably true because you're more like here doing stuff but you're still in your own lane like no one's trying to do maybe they are trying to do what you do but
like obviously no one's like compares you know what I mean so I mean the thing is like I keep
my eye on everyone just I keep my eye on everyone really why just like see what's up I mean it's
like if Taylor Swift is keeping her eye on the competition, why should not?
Yeah, absolutely.
T right there.
We should keep our eye on more people.
Maybe we should start keeping some eyes on Selina.
Yes.
Wait, who?
Who's Selina?
It's like what I talked about the first time I came on this podcast.
Everyone cares about falling off or flopping or this or that.
Everyone cares.
Keep your eye on that competition.
Literally, I was watching Maxine so good.
I heard you talk about Maxine.
Oh my god.
You need to watch it because Sam Levinson,
he directed the idol he produced.
But it's gory, right?
It's like violent, it's like bloody.
Barely.
Meh.
It's like if the idol was like.
It's definitely not gory.
Well, the idol wasn't gory per se,
but it's like okay, the idol in terms of it's like vulgarity
I would say like
I would say the same thing
with like Maxine
yeah
there's like
vulgarity
there's like gore
but it's like
there's only like
three moments of it
and it's like quick
it's quick
and then
okay it's quick
and the thing is
it's like
it's justified
okay yeah
in Maxine
the violence was justified
what is a movie
when she does it
yes
yeah
love that okay if you could sing
to Harry Styles or Prince Harry,
who would you sing to?
I have to pick one? Yeah. Oh, Harry Styles.
Really? Okay. What would you sing?
Oh, God. Maybe I'd have to
sing, like, What Makes You Beautiful. I knew you were gonna say that.
That's a good one. Oh, my God, no.
Like, Real Talk. One Direction.
Four.
Great album.
I'd maybe have to do like a deep cut from like Where Do Broken
Hearts Go. Oh wow.
You're a fan. I like One Direction.
I like One Direction too. How old are you again?
I'm 20. Wow.
So One Direction
is almost
like vintage for you.
That's almost like a throwback, right?
You weren't like a fan when they were popping because you would have been like five, right?
I don't know, right?
There's a photo of me from when I'm two years old literally reading a J-14 magazine.
Of One Direction on the cover?
Miley Cyrus on the cover.
Wow.
I've always kept up with pop.
Oh my gosh.
You were two years old.
It's like innate.
I was obsessed with high school musical growing up. I love high school musical. I literally remember watching up with Pop. Oh my gosh. You were two years old. It's like innate. I was obsessed with High School Musical growing up.
I love High School Musical.
I literally remember watching-
Which one's your favorite?
Two, three, one?
Three.
Really?
What song?
My favorite song.
I don't know.
I just remember being like, I love surfy characters.
Okay.
Wait, what's surfy?
Surfy.
Surfy.
Okay.
Like nervy.
Like surf.
Like S-E-R-V-E-Y.
Okay, got it.
Servy characters.
I love it.
That's a slay.
I love the boys are back when they're like dancing in the car a lot in High School Musical 3.
It's so good.
There's bed on it, but I don't think.
No, wait.
That's two.
Yeah, bed on it.
That's two.
He improvised that scene too.
Damn.
Isn't that crazy?
Have you seen Zac Efron?
No.
That'd be iconic.
I'd like to.
Would you sing bed on it?
I feel like there's like an expectation that I will.
Yeah.
You have to sing that one.
That one's the most iconic.
I just saw The Iron Claw
a few months ago.
This is my favorite movie ever.
Really?
I love that movie.
Oh my god.
That was so good.
I could have asked her to see it.
I was like,
how could you have not seen it?
It was like guys in underwear.
Hot guys, Jeremy Allen.
Why is that?
Get fried.
Like, oh my god.
So good.
I love Lula James.
It was crazy.
I mean, it's sad,
but it was like such a good movie.
He should have been nominated
for an Oscar.
He got robbed.
I feel like that parent, people who were in the studio
didn't expect it to do what it did,
and so they were like,
oh, sorry.
It was so good.
I didn't know them,
but I follow the real life brothers
and real life.
They do pizza commercials and stuff.
My dad was a big wrestling fan,
so I remember that story in them,
and I was like,
oh, so good.
That guy runs everything.
Period.
I love that you know that.
I love that you saw Iron Claw.
I had to see Iron Claw.
I watched the movies.
I literally just saw Long Legs last night. Who's in that you know that. I love that you saw Iron Claw. I had to see Iron Claw. I watched the movies. I literally just saw
Long Legs last night.
Who's in that?
Nicolas Cage.
Micah Monroe.
Oh, who's that?
New-ty actress girl.
I'm curious.
I love that.
Have you seen Tamiya Lee?
No.
I want to sing Tamiya Lee so bad.
You never have.
I feel like she would love
your vibe.
Who did,
oh, Sugar and Spice met her
and loved her.
Yeah, she said she was really nice.
She loves a gay.
Yeah. That'd be fun. You should go to the super bowl with her yeah what do you think about miley doing
the halftime show that like overdue yeah for sure yeah she'd be so good at it i love the weekend but
miley cyrus has more hits than the weekend if the weekend could do a super bowl then why can't
miley cyrus you know kitty perry did the super bowl yeah of course of course yeah it was like
the most watched one until Rihanna.
I didn't even know.
I never watched the Super Bowl
until the weekend.
You know, I never really saw it.
Yeah.
Actually, I missed the weekend
on there, too.
I got into him
with the Idol last year,
so then I watched the Super Bowl
and I was like,
oh, he kind of crushed.
It's the only one
I ever watched, actually.
And Katy Perry,
I found out, too,
when I did her music video.
You would actually really
like the Katy Perry one.
I just watched it
with the shark behind her.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, I just watched it.
You know, I love Katy Perry.
I'm hearing people
are now saying Doja Cat
is supposed to do it
or something.
Yeah, I've heard Doja.
I think Miley,
in my opinion,
I feel like you kind of
have to be like
maybe like a decade
into your career
or something, you know.
Well, like Bruno Mars
was like two years in or something.
That's it for him?
Bruno Mars was in the
I mean, the thing is
like Doja Cat,
like Miley is more in terms of, I suppose, longevity and. I mean, the thing is like Doja Cat, like Miley is in like,
is more in terms of,
I suppose, longevity and like hits wise,
probably more qualified than Doja,
but Doja's the most insane performer.
You've seen it live?
I, every, like, yeah.
Like I saw her at Coachella.
I went to her tour.
I had tickets for the tour
that got canceled with COVID.
I saw her.
I've seen Doja a bunch.
You've sang to her too.
Yeah.
I always say Doja Cat
gave me a career.
Oh my God.
I say that video
gave me a career.
That video legitimatized me.
Did she like you
when she sings to you?
Doja Cat like,
Doja Cat knew who I was.
It was the first time
someone knew who I was.
Oh my God.
It legitimatized me
to like no end.
Wow.
It was crazy.
That's actually really huge.
That's really big.
I adore Doja.
So she would like her to do a halftime performance
I mean she has the hits
Say So, Kiss Me More
Paint the Town Red
Agora Hills
Get Into It Ya
Oh my gosh
Like literally the Planet
Her album
Streets
That's hot pink
Juicy
Tia Tamera
Tia Tamera is the name
Of her song
Hair go long like Tia
Money go long like Nia.
I am the big idea.
Money turns big.
You would know it if you heard it.
Is it about?
Do you know it?
Yeah.
Oh, is it about Tia and Tamara?
No.
Her boobs are big like Tia and Tamara.
Ah, like twins.
Got it.
Yeah.
That's cute.
I love clever lyrics like that.
I think that's kind of everything.
I'm here for it.
Awesome.
I wish I knew more of these people that you knew.
This is when I feel old and I'm kind of like, okay, I kind of don't know.
No, because no, no.
When I took a meeting with Disney, I was like, y'all need to give this Harper Zillmer girl a show.
Really?
Wait, Harper from Wizards?
No, the little ginger like 12-year-old.
From what?
I don't know.
I just know the kids are into this girl.
Okay, so you're like, you really should be a manager for people.
You're really good at like connecting people. Like this is the next big thing. Get her on there. I just keep you're like, you really should be a manager for people. You're really good at, like, connecting people. Like, this is the next
big thing. Get her on there. I just keep
up with, like, everyone's career. That's
crazy. So, like, you're really just, like, online
a lot, but you're so busy. So, like, how are you,
when do you find the time to go on TikTok and, like, keep up and know
everything? I have a 10-hour screen time
every day.
10 hours? Wow! How is that even
possible? You're literally so busy.
I'm busy, but like
for example, like on the way here
I was like what? Like a 45 minute drive
or something? Roughly, yeah. Yeah, sat on the phone
for 45 minutes. So then you're on the TikTok
and watching it. What's your TikTok timeline
look like right in the timeline for you page?
Oh God. I mean TikTok kind of stresses
me out to go through my for you page because it's like
work related now and so it stresses
me out a little bit.
So where are you getting your news?
Like, where do you keep up with Harper and stuff?
I get it.
My, like – okay, very strange.
I always say, like, kids, for whatever reason, are really obsessed with Famous Birthdays.
Oh, my God.
The website?
Yeah, they're really into Famous Birthdays. So, like, I genuinely think if you want to know who, like, seven-year-olds are into or something,
like, literally just go on Famous Birthdays, look at, like, top, and then, like –
Oh, okay.
It's pretty accurate accurate I would say.
Wow.
I wonder if you're number one for your day on famous birthdays.
No.
There's Tekashi69, Enrique Iglesias.
Like there's so many more famous May 8th birthdays than me, which sucks.
No.
I feel like you could surpass.
How?
I mean like you're Trisha.
I don't have to go back to Tekashi.
No.
You definitely could really?
okay thanks
I love the encouragement
when's your birthday?
January 26th
oh you said that already
oh my god sorry
who's on your birthday?
is Ellen born on my birthday?
Ellen?
I think Ellen is born
on my birthday
you're definitely above her
for sure on famous birthdays
I am not
you're number one
on May 8th
what?
yes
no way
I told you
you manifest that so quickly
I told you
I was like
the damn queen what? you love Ellen hot take I think Ellen's funny Yes. No way. You should watch. I told you. You manifest that so quickly. I told you. I was like. January 26th.
The damn queen.
What?
You love Ellen.
Hot take.
I think Ellen's funny.
Okay.
You'll never see her again after her next special.
I know.
I'm kind of sad.
Here's my thing about Ellen.
Being like mean and she or whatever.
Like no.
Yeah.
She's Ellen.
Like.
Okay.
Yeah.
It's like how I feel about Jennifer Lopez.
It's like everyone's like JLo's.
I'm like.
Yeah.
Okay. I know like, okay.
I know.
Who the f***ing cares?
Like, everyone's like, the video of her at the Met Gala and everyone was like, she's
like, they're like, what are you wearing?
And she's like, Schiaparelli.
And everyone's like, she's evil.
I agree with you on that because I thought the same thing.
I said that on our hot tub because I was like, it's not that bad.
She's like, Schiaparelli.
She answered the question. What did they want? It could be so much worse. It's like same thing. I said that on our hot tub. I was like, it's not that bad. She's like, step rally. She answered the question.
What did they want?
It could be so much worse.
It's like when somebody asked.
That's very dry groove.
Somebody asked Cardi, who are you wearing?
She's like, it's an Asian designer.
Like, that is so much worse.
And no one cared.
That's actually the tea.
I agree with that on that.
And she wasn't, like, mean.
She wasn't like, yeah, there you go, you ugly.
Right.
She was nice.
She was like, whatever.
Or it's like when she was like. she wasn't like overly friendly but right or
like what everyone was like mad because she's like oh like i'm from like she's like oh like this is
my like deli order or whatever and everyone's like everyone's like oh like she should have
gotten a chopped cheese and people are like yeah but like they didn't invent those until like 2005
or something apparently so she could have just kind of just, like, lied.
Yeah, I'm like, girl, what?
Like, J-Lo is, like, bored in, like, when was J-Lo born?
The 70s?
Let's see.
Definitely, for sure.
Yeah, like, okay, like, if J-Lo was growing up in the Bronx from, like, let's say ages,
like, 1 to 20, girl, chopped cheese is 15 years after she left.
Like, by 2000.
Chopped cheese is 15 years after the 70s?
Really?
No, like, if she grew up there. Yeah, like? Really? No. Like, if she grew up there –
The sandwich.
Yeah, like, 20 years after.
Like, if she was there for 20 years, let's say.
Yeah.
And she lived in, like, 1990, let's say.
There could be a chopped cheese sandwich then.
Right.
Like, that's what I'm saying.
Like, but I'm saying it came out in, like, 2005 or something, apparently.
Oh, 2005.
So –
Yeah, so I'm like, girl, like, she's been gone.
Maybe she was there still in 2005 at the bodega.
Or it's, like, everyone's like, oh, like, she can't sing or something.
I'm like, a lot of people can't.
That's the tea for sure. Yeah. Like, okay. Or it's, like, she used this background vocal. It's like, oh, like she can't sing her song. I'm like, a lot of people can't. That's the tea for sure.
Yeah.
Or it's like she uses background vocals.
Like, yeah.
Like, I literally think if you go on the, like, if you literally go on Apple and there's
a certain, there's like a song on like Guts by Olivia Rodrigo.
And I literally think if you look at the credits and it's like background vocals, like Chapel
Rhone is on the background.
Really?
Wow.
Because it's standard stuff.
I feel bad that she's like the face of it. Yeah? Wow. Because it's standard stuff. I feel bad that she's like the face of it.
Yeah, yeah.
Because it's so standard.
Like no one's saying Olivia Rodrigo can't sing and like she has Chapel Roan doing background
vocals.
It's because sometimes they're added for texture.
They're added for so many different reasons.
I feel so bad for Portia.
Can I do background vocals on your album?
Please.
When does it come?
I want to do it for real.
Call your record company.
I don't have a label.
I thought you were.
The one you're supposed to be with today.
That's not your label?
No help.
We're like trying to get, we're trying to take the meetings with labels.
It's like when I got, it's like when I got signed with UTA and everyone's like, oh my
God, it's like he's a plant for sure now.
Like, wow.
Like he's like, I'm like, girl, that's not what UTA does.
Yeah.
They kind of signed everyone.
The hawk to a girl.
I mean, me too.
I was a TA, but then I realized they signed everyone too.
Not that it's a bad thing, but I was like, you know what I mean?
You don't have to be a plant.
They signed literally everybody, but, which is good.
Yeah.
I'm like, there's like three agencies that sign
to that are like major and then like four if you can't how come they're taking all the tiktokers
it is interesting like everyone the hawk to a girl's on their risa tisa like okay because of
hawk to a word of the gets like 35 000 to go to a club appearance and uta gets 10 of that and then
that's 3500 in their pocket i don't want to do a club appearance damn i get nothing girl shawty
babe was doing club appearances you could do a club i can't i'm do a club appearance. Damn, I get nothing. Girl, Shawty Bae was doing club appearances. You could do a club appearance. I can't.
I'm 36.
What club is like, we want this girl promoting at our club?
I don't even go out past 4 o'clock in the afternoon.
Not that you promote people in LA.
Like, the clubs are like dead by 1.
Oh, perfect.
I could do that.
Yeah, like, I genuinely think, like, I think you could do club appearances.
Trisha Payt is at Hart WeHo.
You don't think that would, like, sell the f*** out?
Definitely, like, I could go at, like, noon, like, or happy hour or something.
Trisha Paytas at, like, Tenants of the Trees.
Where's Tenants of the Trees?
Really?
Wait, that's a new one.
I haven't heard that one.
Tenants of the Trees?
That's in, like, Silver Lake or something.
Oh.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah, I'll go.
I'll be there if they want me for the club appearance.
I would love.
Like, you could definitely do club appearances.
I'll look into it.
Thanks for encouraging me.
I really appreciate it.
Wait, Trisha Paytas at, like, live Miami or whatever?
Yeah.
Everyone would go.
I don't know.
That's my biggest fear.
I did do a tour and nobody came.
Like, literally.
Oh, when?
Yeah, like, 50 people.
When I was 19, there was about 50 people that came.
Okay, but that was, like, post – that was pre-COVID and the landscape of everything
has changed post-COVID.
Yeah.
It was, like, a restart for sure.
I was in my flop era for sure.
No, no.
You're in your, like, queen era. Thanks. But I don't know if people would show sure. I was in my flop era for sure. No, no. You're in your like clean era.
Thanks.
But I don't know if people would show up.
I think like cyber.
People would show up.
I don't know.
But maybe if you're DJing, I think maybe people come.
It's a joint slave.
Right.
You know what I mean?
No, people would a thousand percent go to a Trisha Paytas like club tour.
A thousand percent.
I would love that.
I literally, especially in the age of TikTok, I literally think if you got on stage performed
I Love You Jesus freaky and like.
That's it.
Literally like.
Do songs.
But like.
Okay.
The Lizzie McGuire cover song.
Oh yeah.
Dreams are made of.
What dreams are made of.
Like I literally think if you did three songs, that's what most people do at their club appearances
anyway.
Really?
Yeah.
Like.
Just the tracks or do I have to sing live?
Doesn't matter.
Yeah.
No one cares.
Maybe just tracks to me.
Yeah.
Like you could literally do like a dance routine or something. Yeah. Everyone would go. Okay. I like that. Like literally everyone would go I feel matter. Yeah. No one cares. Maybe it's tracks to me. Yeah. Like you could literally do like a dance routine or something.
Yeah.
Everyone would go.
Okay.
I like that.
Like literally everyone would go I feel like.
Okay.
Would you go?
I would go.
Yeah.
Okay.
I would go.
Harper would go.
Violet would go.
I was like – I literally just did something.
Oh, wow.
These people.
I just did something with – I was on a set with the Hamlin girls and we were talking
about you.
They love you.
Oh.
She did DM me when I talked about
the Real Housewives.
She DM'd me too.
I have to FaceTime them
because I told them I would.
Oh, I get so nervous
with FaceTimes.
I get so nervous.
I do not want me to then.
Yeah, I can,
but I get nervous.
I won't if you don't want me to.
No, they're obsessed with you.
Really?
They did mention me
on Real Housewives one time
and I thought that's such a slave.
Because they're obsessed with you.
Like, that's what I mean.
They would have thousand percent
go to a tour.
I think you used the word
obsessed very lightly.
I don't think people
don't follow me.
I'll tell you that.
Like, I went to Messenger and I was like, okay, it doesn't follow me, but. Oh, I don't follow me I'll tell you that like I went
to messenger and I was like okay it doesn't follow me but I don't think they realize yeah okay
like they love you I promise like there's so many people like I literally know for a fact they would
show up to like a Trisha club appearance okay like Mikayla would totally go to a club Emily
Emily has your head my friend Emily literally the one who gave me the vinyl to give to you.
Yeah.
Literally has you in a frame.
Really?
In her house.
People would go.
Oh, my God.
I'll give her some more headshots.
I have some new ones that just came in.
I'll give them to her.
Yeah.
Girl, $30 club appearance fee for Trisha Paytas.
Like, people would pay $30 tickets.
Oh, my God.
I would feel, okay, yeah.
Let's do it.
Like, people would pay more for an Air One.
Like, whatever.
That's so true.
Like, they would totally pay to see you.
An Air One smoothie. Like, especially, like, let's do it. Like, people pay more for an Air One, like, whatever. That's so true. Like, they would totally pay to see it. An Air One smoothie.
Like, especially, like, literally in WeHo.
Like, girl.
You want to talk about it?
Everyone would talk about it.
Yeah, I don't know why you're not doing that.
I would love a WeHo appearance.
He's looking at me.
He doesn't like that you don't like pickles.
Oh, my God, he moves.
I didn't know.
That's, like, a little possessive right there.
That could be Maxine vibes.
That's literally me.
Okay.
I'm the one moving it.
No, I know that.
I didn't know.
I didn't know he had animation to him.
It's like a new thing.
I like it.
So this is your emotional support
for how long you had him?
20 years?
About 2007, 13.
And you really can't go anywhere
for real without him?
No, I can like go places without him
but I don't like to travel
without him or anything.
Interesting.
Yeah, my daughter has
a blanket attachment.
I feel like she's gonna have
her blanket forever
and I'm like, oh my gosh, she'll never.
And now I'm thinking that might be true.
Because she'll probably bring her blanket with her on all appearances.
But I also just have like mental problems.
Really?
I actually don't even.
No, I literally only bring Barry for this podcast in particular.
Okay, I love him.
He's welcome here anytime.
What's your mental health problems?
If you want to talk about it, you don't have to.
No, we totally can.
I'm not talking about it.
No, we're going to talk about it.
I'm just like, okay, I was actually thinking about this today in the shower. She don't have to. No, we totally can. I love talking about it. No, no, no. No, we're going to talk about it. I'm just like, okay.
I was actually thinking about this
today in the shower.
She's mad as hell.
Okay, you have to.
I mean, no.
No, that's fine.
I love talking about myself.
I just feel like it's like
sometimes like I definitely like
I'm like learning
you shouldn't project
your own to other people.
But I feel like everyone does that.
And I'm learning that it's like
I literally,
it was like what I was talking about
with Ariana Grande earlier
where people are like projecting their divorce trauma onto her vibes. It's like, that's what I mean. Like I'm learning that it's like I literally it was like what I was talking about with Ariana Grande earlier where people are like projecting their divorce trauma under her vibes
it's like that's what I mean like I'm not projecting like my parents aren't divorced but
like I'm not projecting like all of my issues onto other people or like at least I'm trying to not do
that anymore because I'm like it's not fair to other people no one owes you anything yeah and
I feel like but I think that's so common I feel like that's like one of the most common things
is projection in general I do that all the time it's like one of my worst things
about me is like I project what I'm thinking onto others I'm like oh well that's what I would think
in this situation or something like that so that's not too bad yeah like the thing about like I think
I really like about having Barry is like I never need to worry about like screwing up and him
caring even though he's like not sent no. No brain. To you. Yeah.
Do you think he talks to you?
Like have you heard him talk and stuff?
I mean maybe he does.
I'm not judging.
I'm just saying.
No, I'd be giving like schizophrenic if I thought he did.
But like I.
I mean, I don't know.
People hear voices sometimes.
You know?
I don't know.
I like to think he has thoughts.
But like that's all I like to think. I definitely heard voices.
And I used to think I was like schizophrenic because I used to hear voices for real.
And they kind of went away.
But like I used to hear voices.
But everyone's like you're not schizophrenic
you're not schizophrenic well everyone tells me everyone says that about schizophrenic that they
hear voices but I literally hear voices for a minute that's what's up yeah what were the voices
like what do they sound like um different sometimes they sound like sirens sometimes they'd sound like
you know just different people in my head you know what I mean it was like so crazy and sometimes
they're like really loud they were like really loud for a minute in 2021 you know what I mean
but sometimes they just come to me that's why i like to like play and role play
because i can hear other people talking and stuff like that you know i'm laughing i'm like i know i'm
like i know if i had voices in my head they'd be like chav check chav stick mine say chav stick
sometime because i got some dry ass lips like i literally like chav check. Like the British girls.
I'm so old.
I had a voice in my head.
It'd be like, Jim, I private school girl.
Okay.
So no voices.
No, the voice of it. There's nothing wrong with the voices in my head.
The voice in my head, it would be like Jocelyn.
Oh, definitely a voice.
I might have more Tedros voices.
I hear those voices sometimes.
I would like, I literally always say this, like, I would faint if I had my own Tedros.
Like,
in real life?
I would literally faint
for my own Tedros.
Yeah,
me too.
It's so hot.
Well,
not like hot,
but like he's hot,
you know what I mean?
Right,
like,
I would like literally like,
I'd be like,
oh,
like,
the slay.
Yeah,
he's such a slay.
Like,
he's not,
but like,
like,
they ate,
like,
I don't give a f***.
The one critique I didn't get
about the show is I'm like,
um,
like,
it's consensual sex guys
i don't get it right that's what i didn't understand either really confused yeah it's okay for
bridgeton to do fingering but not tedros like it was so weird you know everyone's like oh they're
like fingering in valentina i'm like okay but all of bridgeton is fingering in a carriage you know
what i mean right it's like for example like kim petros literally has a song like called treat me
like a slut it's like some girls want to be treated like a slut.
That's okay.
Definitely Jocelyn was, like, very – she was, like, the one initiating a lot of it.
That's what I'm saying.
Like, girl, she was living for it.
She literally made up a story about her mom, like, hitting her with a brush so he would
do it to her, like, hitting her off and stuff like that.
Yeah.
She's like, actually, this is a real brush.
You dumb loser.
Wait, when she, like, went on Instagram Live.
Yeah.
Wait, are you going to watch Nosferatu?
What is that?
Her new movie.
Oh, no.
I don't know what it is. Oh, help. You know, like, the movie about the vampire, Nosferatu? What is that? Her new movie. Oh, no. I don't know what it is.
Oh, help.
You know, like, the movie about the vampire, Nosferatu?
No.
Like, classic silent movie.
Nosferatu.
No, never heard of it.
Do you know?
Oh, my God.
I don't know.
She, like, falls in love with a vampire.
She falls in love with a vampire?
Yes.
Who's the vampire?
I think Bill Skarsgård is playing the vampire.
Weird.
Random.
The guy that played It?
Yeah.
Okay.
T.
I don't know anything she's in.
I'm like, anything she's in i'm like anything she's in i'll
just go buy it yeah i've never seen her in anything else with idol but i like live for her so much okay
i know she was in that timothy chalamet movie the king and then i know she was in this movie called
like yoga hustlers and then i know i never saw that and then i never saw either of those and
then i know she's in like tusk for like literally two seconds what's tusk i'm gonna get that movie
where the guy turns into like a walrus. Oh my god.
But we've never seen that. Yeah, weird movies.
I don't know.
I don't watch any of those.
I can't watch that.
Okay.
She falls in love with him
or what?
The walrus?
No, she's in it
for like legit two seconds.
Oh, okay, okay.
She's like literally
playing the cashier.
I love that.
That's such a slay.
That's so cool.
I love a little cameo.
Right.
You need her on this podcast.
We talked about this.
I know.
I know.
I feel like maybe 10 years ago. Have you not
DM'd her? Um, no.
Not recently. But I told you I saw her at the Grove one time
and they recognized me and they asked for a picture.
Well, that's exactly what I mean. Like,
DM her. But this was like 10 years ago. No, like,
DM her. She'd do it. I don't think now she would.
No, she a thousand percent would. Like, do it.
Like, do it. You are my, like,
no, but look. I DM'd
thousands of celebrities
and nobody
has said yes
nobody has said yes
like even people
that are not famous
I like DM'd
and they're like
no
like everybody
like name somebody
I probably DM'd them
I have DM'd Lily Rose
I have DM'd her
for sure
like
Troye Sivan
definitely ignores us
Troye Sivan ignores us
oh I love
I would love her too
she's my
she's my
ultimate right now.
One time she went to me in an interview, but that's it.
I never, I done cosplays.
She loves you.
Okay.
I hope so.
I love her.
Kamala Harris went on that one podcast.
Kamala Harris would definitely do it for sure.
You're friends with Emma Roberts.
We would love Emma Roberts.
Ooh, Emma Roberts is the ultimate.
I love Emma Roberts.
I said that to her and she had no idea what I was talking about.
She thought I was calling her a c***y.
Oh, kind of a slight too.
Oh my god.
I don't know if I'm like friends.
You're friendly enough.
Yeah, we follow each other.
I love her.
I thought Emma Roberts.
Did you see her new one, the movie with the astronaut into space?
Yes, I did.
It was so good.
Did you see it?
I haven't seen it yet, but I watched it.
You would really like it.
It sounds amazing.
You would actually really like it.
Yeah, she's going to space and like not qualified, but like I would really like it. It sounds amazing. You would actually really like it. Yeah, she's just going to space and, like, not qualified, but, like, I'm here for it.
It's like, I want you to go to space.
Amber Roberts, when I first met her, she had no idea who I was, and she was like, um, like,
why is this, like, person singing at me?
And then her sister, who's, like, really tapped in and explained it to her.
I feel like if you want Amber Roberts on your podcast, you have to go through her sister.
Okay.
She's, like, talked about this before.
Okay.
How do I get through her sister?
No idea.
But, like, just probably, like, find her on Instagram and, like, DM her.
Give me all your ways.
I'll start doing it again. I'm going to be more ambitious. I feel like, who do you think would do it? Yeah. Boss. But like just probably like find her on Instagram and like DM her. Give me all your ways.
I'll start doing it again.
I'm going to be more ambitious.
Who do you think would do it?
I love this segment.
I'm just trying to come up with guests for me.
Like let me look.
I'm like you know who would probably do it?
Like Jade from Little Mix.
She would like do it. I'll take it.
I'll take Jade.
Jade from Little Mix would like do it.
Little Mix.
We love it. Oh my god. Tina Shea. Oh my god. She would totally do it I'll take it I'll take James Jade from Little Mix would like do it Little Mix we love it
oh my god
Tina Shea
oh my god
she would totally do it
oh
really
she would totally do it
really would love
yes love
we got like drinks with her
one time it was like
literally the best experience
of my entire life
you really see everybody
you're the social butterfly
of LA
no I'm actually like not
like I'm like actually like
you're getting drinks with people
you went to brunch yesterday
with Disney people
like you're just all over it's like cause Madeline is really good at like a lot of the stuff but the thing is it's like I'm like definitely Like, I'm, like, actually, like. You're getting drinks with people. You went to brunch yesterday with Disney people. Like, you're just all over.
It's, like, because Madeline is really good at, like, a lot of this stuff.
But the thing is, it's, like, I'm, like, definitely not the social butterfly because, like, I,
like, legitimately, I think people are just, like, puzzled.
They're, like, what?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I get you.
Yeah.
It's, like, are you real?
Are you, like, what is the troll?
Yeah, I feel like people just kind of want to know what's up.
Yeah.
But I feel like everyone's, like, oh, okay.
Like, damn.
Yeah.
No, but everybody wants to know you.
You know what I mean?
So I think that's where it's at.
And Zac Efron's going to be the next one you sing to and i'm so excited for it yeah have you ever
seriously sang someone with your real voice they know you actually sing a little bit with do i
think because i was just so like feeling it being terrified yeah that is i was like shaking like for
that one i was really scared for that one really because? Because Dua Lipa to me is like, okay, Dua Lipa is like what I miss about pop music
in the sense that like,
I feel like pop stars
used to be larger than life.
You didn't want,
like I hate this new era
where everyone's like,
I want to feel like I'm friends
with these pop stars.
Um, no.
Oh yeah, unattainable
is the way to go.
Yeah, like you don't know
these people.
So stop.
It's like when Doja Cat was like,
I'm not your mommy to everyone
and everyone got like so mad.
And I was like,
well, she's right.
She's not.
I just realized we like literally did, we never got anything.
We got through like no hot topics.
We covered a lot.
We covered a lot of hot topics.
We are at the three hour mark.
I think we should wrap it up by singing happy birthday.
Oh my God.
Yes.
What audition are you going to do?
Are you going to do like a Marilyn?
Are you going to do a Harry Daniels?
Happy birthday to you
happy birthday to you happy birthday dear oscar happy birthday to you
like children like children of the corn vibe.
With the corn vibes?
No, we're like children of the corn vibe.
Oh, a little creepy.
A little spooky.
Yeah, a little spooky.
All right, what's one final thing you'd like to say to our hot topics?
You need to give a well yes.
Oh, yeah.
You barely gave a well yes.
Yeah, because the comments, they're mad at me for saying well yes.
Oh, I never saw that.
I think Oscar's taking over the well yes now And I love it
Well yes
They live for you
So that's it
Maybe say we would love the Idol season 2 to come back
Wait wait wait
Like like like like
Like like like like
Like like like like
Well yes
Yay