Just Trish - David Dobrik EXPOSED By Assistant + Justice For Mikayla Nogueira?

Episode Date: April 8, 2025

Is it too late now to say sorry? If you're David Dobrik, then yes--but Trisha proves it's never too late to become a Belieber. Plus. Kim Kardashian gets her revenge on Trish and BANS her from buying S...kims. And Mikayla Nogueira's emotional TikTok about her husband's struggle with addiction sparks some backlash. 💖🪩Thank you to Ro for sponsoring today's episode!💖🪩 Go to https://ro.co/trish to see if your insurance covers GLP-1s—for free. 💖🪩JUST TRISH MERCH!💖🪩 https://justtrish.com Sponsor Just Trish: https://public.liveread.io/media-kit/just-trish-podcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:26 terms apply. Instacart. Groceries that over-deliver. You're a loser and you look pathetic and just because you have money doesn't mean it makes you any less of a loser. I didn't realize David Dobrik's lawyer with like the Jeff thing is the one Justin Baldoni's lawyer. Did you know that? The same exact person?
Starting point is 00:00:41 Same exact lawyer. He's busy. Did you see the TikTok David Dobrik deleted with his assistant? Wait, he deleted that? Yes, okay, this is- How come you didn't tell me about a David Dobrik news? We were together all week. What? How come you never were like, did you see David Dobrik?
Starting point is 00:00:58 You tell me everything. I have a Minecraft dissertation plan. Okay, great, where's the David Dobrik? Her name is Trish. She's got the fish and all the gossips. Filthy, rich, pretty, and pink. Hot topic queen and says what everybody thinks. She's just Trish.
Starting point is 00:01:24 Yay! Wow, I'm a little lavender normal time me and oscar are matching not planned no serendipitously yeah how do we know is this the color of the season maybe so yeah a little lavender i think it's butter yellow actually the pantone color of the season is butter yellow which your mom was wearing that today what she she's on that she's on it palette what is this this is lavender it might supposed to be pink but it does look a little purple yeah i think a lilac lavender oh well okay there's pink here just so i don't lose my pink streak of wearing pink on the podcast. But it's a good day. We're like here in a normal hour. We're not here at like 4.30.
Starting point is 00:02:08 I know. I love it. I feel good. Do you feel good? I don't know. How do you feel? It's so hard. Because like.
Starting point is 00:02:16 I know. I knew coming in. Anytime I'm going through something. I know. The way that you navigate bringing it up is so funny. It actually does make me giggle every time. I know. Because I'm like, do we?
Starting point is 00:02:26 But you're always in a good mood. Because you're always in like, you're always giggly. You're always excited to be here. It's just so funny because I knew coming here. I never know how to handle these things. I know. It makes me. Okay.
Starting point is 00:02:41 Oh, my God. I'm just trying to be there for you. This is why I'm a bad friend. I don't know how to be there for anyone. No, it makes it more uh i don't know i feel like it does more for me mentally spiritually the way that you don't know how to do it okay it's like very charming and endearing like it's unexpected so you have to approach it a whole different other way yeah and i do like it more than like uh i hope you're okay like there is something just very charming and uh yeah it's just, hi.
Starting point is 00:03:06 I'm being awkward because I'm also the same way. I never know how to like approach someone who's dealing with something traumatic. Yes, I am okay. I am okay. My dog passed away a couple days ago. And it was very sudden. She's just a baby. She was just two.
Starting point is 00:03:21 I adopted her. And that was my last stint with Joey Graceffa. It was like when I started the podcast here. So she's very special to me. But. Yeah. I know. I know.
Starting point is 00:03:33 I know. I don't want to cry either. That's like so. I can't even imagine. No, I know. Yeah. But she got me through a lot. A lot of tough stuff this year.
Starting point is 00:03:41 So. Yeah. Oh, my gosh. I hope she's okay wherever she is yeah she is we got you a gift oh we do yeah we don't know what else to do because i was in cleveland and we saw we saw this there's also a gift from um a fan too because there's a bunch of stuff in there that's how i found out about the meet and greet or at the meet and greet someone's like os Oscars dog and I was like, what's sweet? There's a gift That's from a fan yeah a fan made that one oh my god shans crochet creation. Yeah, that is so sweet
Starting point is 00:04:19 all these little axel We were there we were there were you it they have like a little magnet that is so sweet thank you so much oh a little card thank you yeah a little card in there that is so sweet
Starting point is 00:04:34 oh my god there is a lot of little trinkets in here oh my god and Trisha paid his pay yeah the era is torpy oh wait someone made this
Starting point is 00:04:41 yeah oh that's so cute she made like 10 of them oh my god we probably have more stuff too it's like so hard to go through everything there's probably more and this one specifically I remember she said Oh wait, someone made this? Yeah. Oh, that's so cute. She made like 10 of them. Oh my God. We probably have more stuff too. It's like so hard to go through everything. There's probably more.
Starting point is 00:04:50 And then this one specifically, I remember she said this is for Oscar. I know. Who's. I love this haul. This is so sweet. Yeah. Diva. Pink Diva hats. Oh.
Starting point is 00:04:56 I didn't even. This is everything. So cute. Oh, this is going to be a new staple piece. I will be wearing this a lot. Oh, Diva. From Guadalupe Trejo. Thank you, Guadalupe.
Starting point is 00:05:05 She gave me this after Mimi went to, but we'll get to that in a minute. She was great. She was so sweet. That is so sweet. Thank you so much, everybody. And she put a little card for you. Yeah, she was so sweet.
Starting point is 00:05:14 She was in, God, we're at Charlotte. That's where she was in. Thank you so much. Yeah. Well, I'm happy you're here. It made me happy when you're just like,
Starting point is 00:05:24 okay, I'm right, because I always just check in in the morning and say, I hope you're okay. No, I was excited. I was excited to come and giggle. Yeah. And, yeah, it's a good distraction for sure. But, honestly, I feel like you've inspired me a lot, too. Because, like, it is very easy to get, you know, stuck in a dark place.
Starting point is 00:05:43 Because a lot of stuff has gone wrong this year. Let's be honest. Like, it's stuck in a dark place. Because a lot of stuff has gone wrong this year. Let's be honest. Like, it's not been a great year. But anytime I want to make, like, a mental list of all the stuff that's going wrong, I try to, like, do the opposite and make a list of everything going right. I love that. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:05:57 You have gone through a lot. I feel like more than people know. And that's why I'm always, like, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know how to, you know, convey. I cannot catch a break but you know what?
Starting point is 00:06:07 But you will. But I will, exactly. It's going to be a strong end. I'm due for something. You know, all the bad stuff is getting out of the way in the beginning of the year
Starting point is 00:06:15 so I'm due for something sweet coming up. Ooh, sweet. Yeah. What do you think that is? I don't know but I'm really hoping something good.
Starting point is 00:06:22 I'm really hoping something good. Ooh, a collab with a candy company or something. Yeah, sure. That could be good. A collab with a candy company or something. Yeah, sure. That could be cute. A tart brand trip I'll take.
Starting point is 00:06:28 I could go for something sweet or something tart. Ooh, please go on a tart brand trip. I would love to hear about that, actually. Honestly, me too. It'd just be me sitting awkward, like, in a corner. No, I feel like you would thrive. Yeah. And then you guys can launch his career.
Starting point is 00:06:43 Truly. Everyone in our videos, you should go to Patreon to see it. Okay, add right after that. The newlyweds. Everyone was asking about his skin routine. He does have a serious skincare routine. Oh, he does? He's very disciplined when it comes to skincare, pretty much primarily.
Starting point is 00:07:00 Everything else, not really, but skincare, yes. His skin is beautiful. He doesn't miss a day of a skin care routine you would be the it boys at the tart trip people would be so excited cause you're both like so cute and everyone wants to befriend the cute gay couple you know what I mean that would be so cute actually we're wearing tart colors right isn't this
Starting point is 00:07:16 kind of their colors is it well yeah well yes I love that yeah they go to patreon.com slash jess trish we did the couple challenge what did we post this week I always forget to check we reacted to patreon.com slash Jess Trish. We did the couple challenge. What did we post this week? I always forget to check. We reacted to Trish Talk. Sorry, Moses, without you. No, we should finish it with him.
Starting point is 00:07:30 We need to finish it with you. Because he is so good. Moses is the star of these, for real. Although the one we reacted to, the first one was starring your mom, the angry Karen. Oh, you saw her this morning. Did you tell her? Were you like, good job on that? Oh, no, I should have, yeah.
Starting point is 00:07:42 I was a little starstruck by her. She is a great actress i always try to hear like the conversations people are having because i'm like this with most of anyone i'm like oh my god okay i hope everything goes okay you know what i mean i think because i'm so awkward i just want to make sure no one else feels awkward in this world but it sounded like she's awkward when she's not in the conversation i know that is i'm like i was hiding i was like let me listen my God, it's so funny. Yeah. She seemed. Oh, she liked the, she said she liked the Patreon video. Yes, exactly. Yeah, we love that.
Starting point is 00:08:12 Patreon.com slash just Trish. We're posting. What are we going to do this week? That's a good question. We do have to kind of think of something. I feel like we should do like trendy, like Minecraft, Happy Meals, and the Kardashian crumble collection that just came out. Oh, that's fierce. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:08:24 I want to try it today. I don't have time, but the Kardashians came out with all their crumble favorites, which I'm like, are they really eating a yellow chocolate layer cake Kris Jenner's favorite? I really, really doubt that, but they are trying to be a little bit more relatable these days, I guess.
Starting point is 00:08:40 A little bit. I mean, they ate McDonald's in the last episode, so I'm like, okay, relatable. Really? I haven't seen that one yet. Yeah, and actually. I mean, they ate McDonald's in the last episode. So I'm like, okay, relatable. Really? I haven't seen that one yet. Yeah. And actually, I literally, I swear to God, we are the only two people
Starting point is 00:08:50 watching this program. Yeah, I agree. Because I never hear anyone talking about it. Every time there's something boycotted, they're the ones to... You remember Starbucks? Completely boycotted.
Starting point is 00:08:59 Nobody drinks there. Oh, yeah. I think McDonald's is uncanceled now. But Tesla trucks, yeah, they're still promoting that. Yeah, she's going hard for Tesla, that Kimberly. It's so hard.
Starting point is 00:09:09 They are my problematic faves. Because I do enjoy them. Even Kendall, I've turned around. It was one side of beef. I had one bad experience with Kendall Jenner in high school at Nordstrom. Granted, she really didn't even do much. She just kind of was a little bit of a diva in the shoe department. That was it.
Starting point is 00:09:24 It really wasn't that bad. Were you working or just shopping? I was just walking by. But I think she thought I was like trying to get. I wasn't even trying to get a photo with her or anything. I just saw her and I was trying to pass through the women's section. Women's shoe section to get to the men's. Right, right, right.
Starting point is 00:09:37 But I think she thought it was like a stand. But granted, she was in high school. I was in high school. You forgive her. No, you still still hang on to it I have the pregnant pause okay I will forget
Starting point is 00:09:47 it really was it really was nothing it was nothing at all but I held it was a one sided grudge that I held for a long time it's okay to hang on to those I think
Starting point is 00:09:54 yeah but she was she's one meal where she's quite charming on the program I don't know was she eating McDonald's
Starting point is 00:10:00 no Kendall Jenner was not but she was funny who was it was Khloe it was Khloe and Kim and Chris they were just sponsored probably probably No, Kendall Jenner was not, but she was funny. Who was? It was Khloe. It was Khloe and Kim and Kris. They were just sponsored, probably.
Starting point is 00:10:08 Probably. I don't put anything past them. They were like inside eating it? No, they were on a road trip and they went through a drive-thru. Okay, I think it was sponsored. If they showed McDonald's. And what did they eat? McFlurry and some chicken nuggets and fries.
Starting point is 00:10:22 That's relatable. It was getting relatable. And they went on a camping trip, but it ended up being glamping. Oh, I want to see this episode. It was a good episode. I'm not going to lie. I was tickled. I was pretty tickled.
Starting point is 00:10:33 What else was in this episode? Chloe threw a party, a birthday party for Tristan's younger brother, Amari, who has like epilepsy. And that was very sweet because I don't know. Chloe's really, Chloe's so sweet. I mean, again, problematic faves because yes, there lot a whole bunch of stuff that i'm like i get reminded i'm like yeah and kind of like brushed on like just no accountability for it like right never having to like address it yes yes but who amongst us has not been problematic stuff in the past
Starting point is 00:10:59 i can't hold it i'm like okay i get it look – they seem good. They seem like they're in a good place. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We got to catch up with it. Well, before I forget, I'm on tour again this weekend. Oh, yeah. I'm on tour. I'm on the Heirs of Trish tour. It continues.
Starting point is 00:11:13 We are doing three weekends in a row. We are not stopping. We're actually – after Vegas, we'll be halfway through. We're going to be in Vegas this week at the Cosmo Hotel. Very excited. We're going to be in Vegas. There's tickets left for that. There's a special song there. There's also special merch in Vegas this week at the Cosmo Hotel. Very excited. We're going to be in Vegas. There's tickets left for that. There's a special song there. There's also special merch in Vegas only. There's going to be a Vegas only shirt.
Starting point is 00:11:31 Then we go to New York City on the 15th. We'll be at Radio City Music Hall. There'll be special merch, special song. I'm rapping a little Jay-Z there. It's going to be a night to remember. And there's still tickets for that, but we are sold out at Boston at Wing Theater. And we're actually filming that.
Starting point is 00:11:47 We're doing pro shots of that. So look for it near you. I actually don't know where it's going. I just know that was the theater that allowed us to film. So we're doing pro shot filming. Kind of like the way we did my Broadway show. So there'll be like 20 cameras. Wow.
Starting point is 00:11:58 It's going to be amazing. So make sure you come. The Arizona Trish Show. We just do not stop. We were in Cleveland, Cincinnati, and Charlotte this weekend. And it was a vibe. It was a great turnout. We loved it.
Starting point is 00:12:12 Cleveland was my hometown show, and people showed up for that. We took the kids, not to the show, but we took the kids on a flight. Shout out, United. They were pretty good. Well, they've been problematic in the past. They don't let people pee. Remember that? The woman's like, I need to pee.
Starting point is 00:12:27 And they're like, you have to sit down. No, I don't remember that at all. Yeah. Not us. But I think that was a story that happened. And yeah, they're usually like people have complaints, but they were great to us. They were really nice. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:12:38 Very good. One of the flight attendants had come to my show in Houston and she's coming to New York. So. Whoa. Yeah. That's quite a coincidence. It is a coincidence. And she had just started. It was her first flight ever. Wow. That's quite a coincidence. It is a coincidence and she had just started.
Starting point is 00:12:45 It was her first flight ever. Wow. She's just going on all the air as a church tour. She was really nice. I got her information because I was like, dang, that's cool.
Starting point is 00:12:53 And yeah, it was a good trip. First time for the kids to be on an airplane. Yeah, they did a great job. They slept, which is great. Malibu slept during landing. I don't know how.
Starting point is 00:13:03 She like hits the ground and she's still like. When toddlers are sleeping, they're sleeping. Like there's no. We went to all the Cleveland hot spots. Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. The Aquarium. Children's Museum.
Starting point is 00:13:15 They have great. I mean, the Children's Museum was great. The Aquarium was great. Just from there. We had a good time. We had a family reunion. We went to my aunt's house. She had like 40 people over.
Starting point is 00:13:24 Cooked Thanksgiving dinner. It was a good time. A bunch of little kids playing together. I had a family reunion. We went to my aunt's house. She had like 40 people over, cooked Thanksgiving dinner. It was a good time. A bunch of little kids playing together. I love my family. I need to see family more often. I really don't want to see them a lot. We spent every day, morning till night with her family. That's so sweet.
Starting point is 00:13:35 Like different cousins and different aunts and uncles. And everyone would show up. And Malibu was like in heaven. Aw. She was in heaven. So many kids because they have like 12 kids or something. And she immediately just bonds. She knows it's family. It's because they have like what like 12 kids or something and she immediately just bonds
Starting point is 00:13:46 she knows it's family it's like they're running around and playing doing everyone's makeup and singing and dancing it was fun but you know you feel like a way my
Starting point is 00:13:53 it was great I love it but I have a recurring dream where I'm stuck in the Midwest where I like like it happens a lot where I feel like I'm back in the Midwest
Starting point is 00:14:00 and it's like oh my god I never left like I'm the age I am now and like sometimes I'm still going to school or something like that and it's like but then I wake up and I'm like oh my god no I'm in California the Midwest. And it's like, oh, my God, I never left. Like, I'm the age I am now. And, like, sometimes I'm still going to school or something like that. And it's like, but then I wake up. I'm like, oh, my God, no, I'm in California and I have a family. It's like, I don't know. It felt a little bit like that.
Starting point is 00:14:11 Not with my family, but just like the other parts of Cleveland. You're just like, oh, my God, I'm stuck here. Because I have the same thing from the Mideast, you know. The Mideast? There's something about the middle. Like people that live in the middle you know they're we always they go west or they go east but there's something about being stuck in the middle oh wait that's crazy i'm from the midwest you're from the mid because i'm the same way like if i
Starting point is 00:14:34 go like it doesn't matter how much i enjoy i'm just in this fear of being stuck there weird so we came we came west together we don't like to be in the middle. We don't like to be landlocked. Going west is like, people that go all the way west are like the seekers, the pioneers. They go as far as they can. Like Lewis and Clark.
Starting point is 00:14:54 I think they went south. Like you can't. Right? The Louisiana Purchase. Didn't they do Louisiana? They didn't get very west. You go as far as you can until you hit the water
Starting point is 00:15:02 and that's it. There's nowhere to go. This is the edge of the country. Well, you go to China i guess go around well we're here we're the seekers what about the people in the east i feel like thailand like they're thriving no i'm saying that or you go east right so like people go to new york you said the seekers come west who goes east this is more like they want to i I don't know, Wall Street, money. In Thailand? No, I'm talking about the United States.
Starting point is 00:15:29 Like the east of the United States. Which means you get to. Or Broadway. Where do people want to go? They go to New York or California. Where else is there like a mess, you know? Right. Where are you going?
Starting point is 00:15:41 You stayed west. Yeah. I guess I was middle of the San Fernando Valley. Okay. So you're also mid. Valley is very middle. The valley is the Midwest of California, for sure. Especially Midwest of LA. Is it actually Midwest? Kind of. Everyone always talks down about the valley.
Starting point is 00:15:58 It's like if you're from the valley, you're on the outskirts or whatever. Because it's so far from LA, but technically you're in LA. But it's very beautiful. It's inexpensive. Well, now it's expensive but back in the day it was. We get to come even more out towards us. We're even more in the boonies.
Starting point is 00:16:13 I don't know if you can say that. We used to call it the boonies but I don't know what you can say anymore but we're out in the boonies past the Kardashians. We're far out. Yeah, you're kind of in the midst of it all. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:16:25 The swing in. Well, we're back. We the midst of it all. Yeah. The swing in. Well, we're back. We made it back to the West Coast. Thank goodness. So Cleveland Show, your dad came up. She made a whole video. I mean, everyone were like crying. Special guest, my dad.
Starting point is 00:16:37 Backstage, everyone were crying. The video she made and the song and everything. That was like amazing. And her whole family was there. Like what, 40 people came to the show. Yeah. They brought the high school. They brought everyone.
Starting point is 00:16:47 Everyone with her. And then you came out. Wait, but you didn't talk about your... Well, I'm still wearing the jersey since then. I haven't took it off. I know the next show
Starting point is 00:16:55 everyone was expecting you to come out and they were like, where's Moses? I was like, I mean, you have to be with the kids. I know, it's hard.
Starting point is 00:17:01 It was really sad. Even leaving them for like, well, my mom also came with us. Even though my mom, I was just like, sad, it's sad when they really sad even leaving them for like my mom also came with us even though my mom was just like sad it's sad when they're so close but
Starting point is 00:17:08 yeah another thing there is what? gifts from the shows yeah someone painted this and brought it to the show this is the Dr. Mimi doll I guess these are from
Starting point is 00:17:18 he's like a pharmacist in Mexico and they give them to like Adele and Sabrina Carpenter they dress them up as like little pop stars that is so funny.
Starting point is 00:17:25 Guadalupe, too. Guadalupe really came through with the gifts. And I believe she made this rainbow Birkin. We should start these mini... I added the Birkin onto it. It was a different gift. Oh. I think she gave it to me with this.
Starting point is 00:17:35 The Birkin was from... There's another one hanging over there. She gave me a Birkin for this doll, I remember. I think that's the one over there. Because this Birkin is from a previous weekend that you came back. I think there's another one like this somewhere i swear she gave she she crystallized the same exact one because everyone's crystallizing these birkins and they do look like they're they look like they're handmade but they're all the same kind of i'm like is someone
Starting point is 00:17:55 making these birkins off amazon but maybe they're really making these it's just like crazy this is like the third one i got like this so i know she gave me a bedazzled one because she's like it's for the dr mimi doll. And I was like, oh, okay. So I guess her mom stuffed the boobs. It was really, she put a lot of effort into it. She gave him a little wig. It's like a drag race challenge or something. Turn this doll
Starting point is 00:18:16 into a queen. I mean, and she did. She crushed it. These were from Ian Charms. Oh, yes. Those are little gifts. My necklace fell off i oh i'm wearing the bracelet right now i wear them all the time justin bieber wears them a lot too and now that you're in your belieber era i am um yeah i thought it was uh very timely it was very timely they gave this picture of moses i wish you could do a close-up of this i love it i it's
Starting point is 00:18:41 great and they gave they gave malibu this really cute it's a really cute thing i didn't know and if justin bieber likes it i like it yeah that's the the one they gave Malibu this really cute. It's a really cute thing. I didn't know. And if Justin Bieber likes it, I like it. That's the one I wear. It has like the popcorn. I sort of wore it today, but it has like the popcorn and stuff and like the eight ball. But they're really cute. Oh, shut up, Ian Charms. Everyone says you should listen to his new album.
Starting point is 00:18:56 So I don't know if you guys want to. Justin Bieber? What year? What year is his album? Is he going to listen to new music? I don't think he's put out music in 10 years. I don't know. I thought it was. Okay okay maybe you know when he
Starting point is 00:19:07 does we'll do a patreon wait we'll do a patreon listening justin dropped that album i wouldn't know he had a new album i'm a bieber fan now and he hasn't done anything he's like how's that new album purpose it was kind of whiplash or your Bieber era. It kind of came out of nowhere seemingly. Well, no, because we've been talking about Hailey Bieber. Oh, that's true. That's true. Then I was like, okay. She kept popping on my TikToks and I started researching like Justin Bieber. Then Benny Blanco's been
Starting point is 00:19:35 in the news. So I was seeing all the songs he wrote for Justin Bieber and the ties between him and Selena. And I was like, oh, I got to look up this. Thank you so much to the sponsor of today's episode, Ro. Have you been curious about Ozempic or Rogovii, but not sure if your insurance covers it? That's where Roe comes in. Let's be real.
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Starting point is 00:21:01 was protecting him. So now I really love Justin. So I'm really invested. He posts a lot on the Instagram and I love anyone who posts a lot. Like those feed posts. I love it. He was FaceTiming his baby with just like a little bit of the head joy. I just love his little posts. I think he's great. I have asked him to be on the podcast a few times. I did see. Yeah, I was. Maybe. You never know. You never know.
Starting point is 00:21:19 Never say never. As Justin Bieber says. I will never say never. I love him. I will never say never. I love him. I sing him at every show now. It's actually a vibe. People love Justin Bieber. What songs are you singing?
Starting point is 00:21:32 And I did not want to write a song because I didn't want anyone to. I didn't know the whole word. I actually start from the beginning where it's like, for all the times that you rained on my parade. I kind of feel like I've met Sheeran singing it on stage because I saw him performing it and I was like, ooh, I channel that. But everyone sings it, they love that song, and they start clapping.
Starting point is 00:21:49 Cause if you like the way you look, and everyone claps, then baby. And it's like, it's a vibe. I know all the words now, too. It's a good song. It's funny when I know all the words, too. I'm trying to, I don't know. I think that's one of his best songs. I don't know. I really like it. I really like Justin Bieber. I'm gunning to open for him if he tours again.
Starting point is 00:22:06 Oh, okay. You know, like if Rebecca Black has Katy Perry, I was like, okay, maybe I could go with Justin Bieber. You could probably do a cosplay too. It's similar to Troy Bolton in a way, I guess. Maybe, yeah. Maybe I was a little too old for the Justin Bieber era. And sometimes even listening to his music as a kid, I'm like, I think maybe I'm too
Starting point is 00:22:23 old to be listening to this because I think it's more like for kids, right? He aged up though. He had like his last, I think, couple albums were a little bit more mature. Is it the Too Late Now to Say Sorry? Is that the one or is that older? That was on Pur... Wait, not Pur...
Starting point is 00:22:37 Purpose? Purpose. I know there's a Purpose tour. I know it was the one. It was the album about Selena. Oh. I remember... Oh my God, I was at NBC.
Starting point is 00:22:46 I met him when he was promoting that. How old was he? God, how old? Wait, this must have been like 20, I guess I can just Google it. Give an interview with him? I don't know why I'm sitting here trying to like, he came to Access Hollywood to do an interview. Wow. And he was very nice.
Starting point is 00:23:02 I will give it to him for that. 2015, 2015 is when I released it. Wow, 10 years ago. He was very nice i will give it to give it to him for that 2015 2015 is when i was 10 years ago um he was very polite he like came and he like introduced himself to everyone on like the camera guys anyone who was just like in the hallway so i was just in the hallway he's like hi i'm justin wow he had a swoop or no no it was kind of like yeah yeah blonde or brown it was light dark blonde light brown maybe okay not yeah. Blonde or brown? It was light, dark blonde, light brown, maybe? Okay, not the bleach. Not the bleach blonde.
Starting point is 00:23:28 I don't think so. I don't think so. Not yet, at least. But yeah, he was very polite. Admittedly, because I'm sure it'll be my digital footprint somewhere, I was a Justin Bieber hater for a long time. Now I'm just concerned for him, to be honest. But I was a hater for quite a long time.
Starting point is 00:23:45 Why? If he was so nice to you? Because he was just inserting himself in drama with Taylor Swift and stuff. And if I am anything, I am loyal. I see. I see. Might I suggest you don't F with my sis. Right.
Starting point is 00:23:58 Yeah. Scooter Braun. Yes, exactly. Well, he's out. He's out now. Yeah, he left Scooter. So he's out. He's out now. Yeah, he left Scooter. So he seems OK. Although he did give me you vibes because he liked and unliked a photo of Selena Gomez
Starting point is 00:24:10 and Benny Blanco kissing. I think Complex posted it. Is that real? I saw that too. I could see it everywhere. Admittedly, it could very much be like a Photoshop thing. But he is a little like I don't even think messy is the right word on social media. He's just kind of a little he doesn't like think things through all the way word on social media. He's just kind of a little
Starting point is 00:24:25 he doesn't like think things through all the way. It's kind of like you just you like things really nilly. Yeah. And it's not like I unlike things too. As soon as someone says oh she liked this I'm like let me unlike that thing. It's like absent minded almost you know and I he gives me that same vibe. Yeah same. Maybe is he a
Starting point is 00:24:41 Taurus? Are we the same? I should know his birthday. Why don't I know it um maybe it's the same hacker that got your account oh yeah well cause he did post something
Starting point is 00:24:52 didn't he post like a golem with the ring yeah he posted an Instagram story like girls when they get engaged and everyone thought
Starting point is 00:24:58 it was like Selena Gomez shade or something cause it is kinda random it was random Selena just released an album with Benny
Starting point is 00:25:04 and there's some songs that fans think are about Justin. So maybe that was his response. I don't know. Just bread. He's what? Just bread? Just bread. There's a song they made that's called Just Bread and people think it's about Justin Bieber.
Starting point is 00:25:19 J.B. Oh my god. Moses is so deep. Are you either a believer or you're not? Why was like wait Either a believer or you're not I love either you're a believer or you're not Well first of all I have a Selena and Benny That I didn't know Oh they think the JB is about that I love that you know that
Starting point is 00:25:36 That's so random Oh my god maybe they watched Just Trish And they were like let's put a little of that tie in there too That's Okay did you listen to it is it good what's it about well after songs are good
Starting point is 00:25:47 I don't know the lyrics you know I listened to the music first not the lyrics okay she remembers the lyrics I just think it's a tune
Starting point is 00:25:55 so you listened to it on TikTok or just what yeah or maybe it was on Twitter yeah I'll listen to it I guess and is it about Justin Bieber
Starting point is 00:26:04 have people confirmed the one I saw that people think is about Justin is oh how does it feel to be forgotten which is all about forgetting like one of a big love or whatever and now you're moved on
Starting point is 00:26:19 with someone who like appreciates you I'm dedicating that to everyone I've ever dated in my life because it's so true you really do forget well but they did write a song about him so they didn't forget that much as someone who appreciates you. I'm dedicating that to everyone I've ever dated in my life. Because it's so true. You really do forget. Well, but they did write a song about him, so they didn't forget that much.
Starting point is 00:26:30 That's true. I think that's why my favorite song from Just Me, I didn't want to write a song because I didn't want anyone thinking I still care because I don't. That's real. You really do love that song. I do. And I was like, wait, that's so real, though.
Starting point is 00:26:41 Because you don't. You don't care. But by writing a song, you kind of care. You're kind of like, hey, how does it feel to be forgotten even though we're writing this song about you? You didn't forget about me that much. Well, is Justin in his 30s? I think it's normal to do shady posts about your ex, maybe.
Starting point is 00:26:59 He's 31. OK, so that's still young. At 31, I was still posting shady stuff about people I dated. So I think it's okay. Yeah. I think you're just a hater on Justin Bieber. No, really, I've come out of that anti-belieber era. I'm not a believer, I wouldn't say.
Starting point is 00:27:17 I wouldn't label myself like that. I am. No. Me and Anne Frank. I support your believer endeavors. I am maybe believer. I'm getting there. I'm not fully there because I don't want the believers to come forieber. I'm getting there. I'm not fully there because I don't want the Believers to come for me, but I'm getting there.
Starting point is 00:27:28 I really, yeah. I really like him. I'm supporting from a distance. More so, I'm just worried for Justin, to be honest. I wish the best. I wish the best for him. He's a dad. He seems, at first, the Instagram lives really concerned me, but he's been – he seems better now, I think.
Starting point is 00:27:47 I don't know. I really don't know. Yeah. I'm hoping the best for everybody. I think everyone just gets a little manic sometimes. You know what I mean? Honestly, T, yeah. I just don't record him as much, but sometimes I get a little manic.
Starting point is 00:27:57 Sometimes, for sure, I feel a little bit like, ah, you know, a little – Yeah. But, well, Justin, if you want to come on the podcast i put out an invite a few invites i had a lot of likes even you and drake though because even like drake said because he not me and drake in the same sentence i was wondering where they even go in with us i know i don't know you and drake have a long comment because no i think justin posted dm me if you want to collab on music. And then Drake, I guess, DM'd him.
Starting point is 00:28:27 And then he commented, DM'd you but never heard back. Love that. So it's very Trish. Me with Corey King. I finally heard back when I was like, hey, girl. That's so real, though. I love that. Maybe Justin.
Starting point is 00:28:39 He hasn't seen it yet, but. I still hope. Yeah. Sending love to both of them. I shot my shot with Jeff Wittek actually you inspired me that's probably not hard to do I just like I have gay questions
Starting point is 00:28:53 I don't even I kind of want to catfish him and say it's for like GLAAD or something but like hey can you do an interview about being a gay ally for GLAAD and interview them as did you send it as you or you sent it as me I DM'd him as me I was like can you or you sent it and obviously i dm'd him as me i was like can i interview you about being a gay ally and then now i was sweet i'm gonna pivot my pitch and say it's for glad even though that's a lie but say it's for you
Starting point is 00:29:15 because you can't say no to glad otherwise you're homophobic but i think he no he likes you last time he was here he's like where oscar i'm like oscar works like oscar has a job like he always he always asks about you. So that's, like, I'm sure he's just down to do it. But I'll say it's for glad nonetheless. I feel like that's funnier. Okay. Love it.
Starting point is 00:29:34 But random. You can't say no to glad. So. Right? I love it. And it's going to be, like, on camera. Like, sit down. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:29:40 I just have gay questions. Because you inspired me from your interview. I had so many follow-ups. Follow-ups. And I'm like, yeah. It was a wild interview with Jeff. I had so many follow-ups that I'm like, yeah. It was a wild interview. And Jeff, I really appreciate it. I'm sure he'd be down.
Starting point is 00:29:49 He loves talking about gay things. Gay rights, yeah. Yeah, you would be better equipped to that. Because sometimes I don't know how to. Because a lot of it's like gay man directly. So I'm always just like, OK, maybe I should be a gay man answering this back. So I think he'd be down. Did he reply?
Starting point is 00:30:06 Not yet. Not yet. But I'm hoping this, now that he knows it's for GLAAD, I feel like that might, you know, get the reply. I think he can just do it as you. I think he's happy to have you on. Go over there to his Hollywood apartment. It would be crazy, actually, to see you over there.
Starting point is 00:30:19 It would be crazy. It would. I would almost do it for the plot just because it is so even watching like you on Jeff FM. I had to pause about halfway through and like take a break. I was like, yes. So I couldn't imagine being in that. I don't think I've been in such a heterosexual environment. Dare I say ever.
Starting point is 00:30:39 Maybe even I don't think my college was that straight. It's it was in, you know, there were some gays. I think there was homophobic. There wereays, I think. There was homophobic. Not homophobic. There was homosexuals around. There were some homophobics in there. I don't think I've ever been in such a straight environment. He said he has gays all around him and there wasn't one there.
Starting point is 00:30:54 I was like, where are they? He's like, my housekeeper. I'm like, where is he? And he's like, not here. I was like, okay. Or the lesbians that he talks about a lot. Yeah, I haven't seen one of those either. I'm very curious about it.
Starting point is 00:31:04 But you know what I love about Jeff is he does just give me like a grandpa. Like he's like a grandpa, you know, who hasn't like caught up to where the world is at now. And he has a gay grandson and wants to be supportive, you know, but doesn't really know the right things to say. Right. But it's not ill-intentioned. It means well. Yes. But I think that ill-intentioned. It means well. Yes, yes. But I think that's, like, the funniest part.
Starting point is 00:31:31 Well, yeah, he got stinted a little, too, with his eye injury, I think. I feel like that kind of held him in 2020. And speaking of, you know, I didn't realize David Dobrik's lawyer with, like, the Jeff thing is the one, Justin Baldoni's lawyer. Did you know that? I didn't know that. The same exact person? Same exact lawyer. He's busy. He's busy. He's busy
Starting point is 00:31:46 just trying to get people out of things. Maybe that's why they keep trying to put off the Jeff one. He's like, listen, they got my hands full with Justin Baldoni. Yeah, he couldn't really talk about it and also didn't really want to talk about it. I think it's still the same. The last I heard, yeah. I think the last I saw, David
Starting point is 00:32:01 again filed to get it dismissed, but I don't think it got dismissed, as far as I know. But it was like last week. They tried again. Justin Baldoni, they've been quiet too. We never hear much about them. I think the court made them be a little bit more quiet. But they're still going back and forth, I think.
Starting point is 00:32:16 They were exhausting. I like that you shoot your shot with him. I'm shooting my shot with Jack Black right now to come on the podcast. Oh, it works. I've been in a Jack Black era. You have. I love Jack Black. I'm shooting my shot with Jack Black right now to come on the podcast. I've been in a Jack Black era. You have. I love Jack Black. I always have. You tried to cosplay as him last year, right?
Starting point is 00:32:31 A bunch of TikToks. Yeah. When I was pregnant with Malibu, I did a ton of School of Rock ones and people have always compared me to Jack Black. Not the funniness, but people in school would try to be mean and tell me I look like Jack Black. But honestly, now I take it as a compliment. He was on SNl this past weekend and all the top comments on snl's tiktok was jack black doing the black parade and everyone's like this looks like it did
Starting point is 00:32:53 give me trisha cosplaying gerard because he didn't have like gerard's haircut especially in black parade it's like a platinum blonde short hair he had like these like little pigtails and like long hair and even before i saw the black parade reference they put out a promo the week before blonde, short hair. He had, like, these, like, little pigtails and, like, long hair. And even before I saw the Black Parade reference, they put out a promo the week before of him doing School of Rock and the emo thing. And I'm like, this looks like me cosplaying Gerard Way. And then the next day it came out Black Parade, and then everyone was just like, is this a parody of Trisha?
Starting point is 00:33:17 Like, there's so many comments. I'll screenshot them, Jimmy, insert it. There's so many comments being like, oh, my God, this is a parody of Trisha. This is a parody of Trisha, which I love, by the way. And then someone's like, do you guys not know my chemical romance? It's like, no, they only know Trisha Paytas doing Black Parade. It's a very random reference, you have to admit. It's very random. Black Parade came out 2006. So the fact
Starting point is 00:33:34 that they're doing this now, when I'm on tour doing Black Parade every night, I don't know if it's a coincidence. And the writers are fans. You should reach out. I wonder who wrote it. I did. Jimmy Fallon, if you wrote that, I know it's about me. Just kidding. Not kidding, though.
Starting point is 00:33:47 Sometimes I don't think it is. Because here, I got this in the mail from Rockefeller Plaza. What? Yeah. They keep sending me stuff. It's crazy. I was like. Yeah, this is like the third package.
Starting point is 00:33:58 This is like the third gift they send. And I went to go open it because Malibu wanted to see upstairs. They have like onesies, like Saturday night onesies. Oh my God, that is so cute. I know. So they're like keeping up with me I was like okay SNL so they gave us one yeah well maybe for the new baby too and then they gave me like a 50th and this one's big hold on let me see whoa yeah this is like SNL 50th snow globe I feel like you have to name your baby after like SNL now because they're really looking you up. Well, we did.
Starting point is 00:34:26 Saturday Night Live was one of the names we suggested. That is true. That one's good. Baby Bowen. I love Bowen. That is actually a really good one. Yeah, maybe unbox that. And then they sent another sweatshirt.
Starting point is 00:34:41 I don't know. They keep sending me stuff. I love. Right? Oh, maybe this is for Malibu. This looks kind of tiny. This is a little. Oh, yeah. That's definitely Malibu. Imagine that's for you. I don't know. They keep sending me stuff. I love. Right. Oh, maybe this is for Malibu. This is looks kind of tiny. This is. I was like,
Starting point is 00:34:49 wow. And by the way, who, who's a wedding invitation was a snow globe. Whoa. They really are coming for our nachos. That's fine. They can parody me all they want.
Starting point is 00:35:01 I loved it. It was everything. Wow. Wow. Whoa. That is crazy. They keep sending me all they want. I loved it. It was everything. Wow. Wow. Whoa. That is crazy. They keep sending me all these cool things. Wow.
Starting point is 00:35:13 I wonder if they send it to everyone who's ever been on SNL. I know. All these gifts. They just keep coming. But I've never seen anyone do that little PR. A little haul. Yeah. I love it.
Starting point is 00:35:20 They always package it nicely in the little gift. I can start the shelf, you know, a little shrine for SNL. Oh, my God. All the stuff they sent us. I never felt more a part of something. I feel like I'm on the show every week. You're on the team, yeah. In the writer's room next week.
Starting point is 00:35:32 I think it's so cool. Oh, so it says limited edition. This is 552 out of 1,000. Whoa. They sent it to 1,000 people. Only 1,000 of these. That's crazy. It's pretty cool.
Starting point is 00:35:43 I'm always happy to be a part of it. Speaking of Jack Black, I am also obsessed with Minecraft right now. I knew your Minecraft era was coming. I'm ready to play it. I knew, I knew. I haven't figured out how to play it. It's literally so good. This is the one Britney Spears won, too.
Starting point is 00:36:15 It's really good. honestly same i was never part of the minecraft like wave i mean it's been like forever but damn the minecraft movie i kind of had fomo because i didn't see it but everyone had a good time on via tiktok that's all i know i know moses said he had a dissertation planned for minecraft i mean that was just my hot topic for today. That was his hot topic. He's like, I have it planned. Your thesis. Babe, you were telling me you had it planned out. I want to hear it. First of all, the first thing that came about
Starting point is 00:36:36 was all the TikToks of the premiere of the movie. Where was the premiere? I didn't see any of that. No, I mean like opening night in all the theaters. People were just going crazy. Throwing everything. Where was the premiere? I didn't see any of that. No, I mean, like, opening night, you know, in all the theaters. Oh, oh, oh. And people were just going crazy. Crazy.
Starting point is 00:36:47 Like, throwing everything. Like, everything, every frame that happened in the movie was a reference to something that people were very passionate about. So they were either, like, screaming or shouting or giving lectures before the show, throwing popcorn. Like, people had to be at, like, the the movie they have to pause it get people out play it again pause it and now they start you know they announce before the movie starts for people not to do all those things and oh is it like part of the lore like rocky horror you
Starting point is 00:37:14 know you're supposed to shout and like water guns well it was like that but not something that was planned to do like they didn't want that to happen anyway, so there was a real fear of the movie being taken out of the theaters because if you see the theater after the movie, it's chaos. It's mayhem. Like, the place is destroyed.
Starting point is 00:37:34 Puke and everything and food and everything. What? Yeah. They're so excited they're throwing up. They can't take it. I mean, there was one funny thing
Starting point is 00:37:41 where they said, people were wondering what's going to happen with the iPad kids when they grow up. And they're like, this is it. This is the Minecraft era. But anyway, I mean, the movie broke records. So opening weekend, $157 million. And global opening, $301 million.
Starting point is 00:38:00 Oh, damn, that is pretty good. And they're like at the top. And the movie only cost 150 million so they're it looks like it's gonna get to a billion dollar in revenue so who gets all that money who gets the extra money you know just the studio you don't think jack black and jason is out there hustling i'm sure they have a back end jason mamoa is a producer on it as well so i'm sure he's like black well i don't know jack black i know jason mamoa sure he has like... And that's Jack Black? Well... I don't know Jack Black. I know Jason Momoa. Well, he has a... Jason Momoa has a deal with Warner Brothers.
Starting point is 00:38:26 Kind of like Margot Robbie with Barbie. So, yeah. Okay. Wow. Damn. Because Jack Black also has a lot of like IPs right now
Starting point is 00:38:33 because he has Minecraft, Super Mario... Oh my gosh. ...Jumanji, and Kung Fu Panda. He's in all those movies? Yeah. He's the star in all of them.
Starting point is 00:38:44 That's why they love him. I mean, all those kids grew up with him in those movies. Oh, my God. Do you think he's richer than the Kardashians? No. Really? I guess because he doesn't have products, right? When you have a business, it's a different story.
Starting point is 00:38:55 Like, they have a billion-dollar business. I mean, those are huge movies. How does he get in all those? I think he's just good. Like, because it's a lot of voice. Kung Fu Panda and mario voice acting and then he has also his good like comedic physicality for like a minecraft and for jumanji so but he might be bigger than a single kardashian that's the clan you know
Starting point is 00:39:17 like there's a couple of peelers there that are billionaires but the other ones are not so yeah probably more than courtney courtney or chloe we're lemmy colors today we need to go try let's try lemmy when we try our trendy products on wednesday when we do the minecraft the we try lemmy okay let me know if let me know if i can take it while i'm pregnant um and then yeah the crumble we'll put that on there. Yeah, Jack Black, I guess, is the Minecraft thing. Also, you know what? There's not a lot of, not to make this about size again, but there's not a lot of chubby people out there.
Starting point is 00:39:52 True. So maybe he's that quota for like the chubby guy role, which is what I'm trying to be for the female. Oh, I see. So if they need that chubby. Now that Lizzo's skinny, because Lizzo and him were a couple in what? That one you were watching. The Mary Valorian.
Starting point is 00:40:04 Yeah. Which is kind of weird. Do they just put them together because they're like, were a couple in what? That one you were watching. The Mandalorian. Yeah. Which is kind of weird. Did they just put them together because they're like, oh, they're both bigger actors? Which is fine. Put us in White Lotus season four and me and Jack Black will be the chubby ones that come to the resort. And they'll be like, ooh, look at them. And be like, what?
Starting point is 00:40:17 We're chubby. We're rich now. We can eat food. So I always think that, too. I was like, maybe because he's like the only actor. I mean, he is funny. I'm not trying to take away that. But just as a fatty, I like to think maybe that's why he gets some of the roles too.
Starting point is 00:40:28 Because everyone's getting skinny. And you know Jack Black's just holding it down for. Honestly a team. Yeah. You know he was on. What was the Ellen show where he surprised the Tanner. The Ellen. The Ellen show is crazy.
Starting point is 00:40:37 What was it? The show that's been off the air for like five years. The Kelly Clarkson show. I'm pregnant. Okay. And my memory is. You know what i'm talking about yeah he's why do i look like ellen i'm so much like ellen one of the little clip i saw honestly
Starting point is 00:40:50 the set looks very ellen s and he like came out from the back like the person was sitting there okay yeah this this the set is very ellen-esque but yeah kelly clarkson surprised tanner from love on the spectrum right with jack black and i was crying i was like oh my god it was so cute so cute he's like you're so muscular i just i love that jack block does i mean i know he's on a pr tour right now probably why he did it but i still love him and i would love him to come on the podcast have you seen that one paparazzi video of him like he was like on the beach and he was like doing kung fu moves because he was trying to get the paparazzi away but then he's like oh i'm a paparazzi with tmz and then he was like he froze and then he ran
Starting point is 00:41:29 away was he being funny or was he being real i think he was being silly he was trying to like i don't know like haze the photographer i guess because he did i think he thought it was just a fan or something but he's like no i'm like i'm with tmz and then he froze and then he bolted was he by himself he was like by himself on the beach i with TMZ and then he froze and then he bolted was he by himself he was like by himself on the beach I feel like that was set up why are you by yourself
Starting point is 00:41:49 on the beach taking a walk yeah maybe taking a little walk or something I don't know okay are you gonna see the Minecraft movie
Starting point is 00:41:56 oh yeah when can we see it god we need to see it when can we see it maybe tonight I don't know I don't know as much as I wanted
Starting point is 00:42:02 to be a part of the event because I love an event film I love being a part of the event, because I love an event film. I love being a part of something. The demo is so teenage boy, and it was so rowdy. 14 to 24. Yeah. Boy? 14 to 24.
Starting point is 00:42:14 Yeah, 99% boys. Yeah. That's my biggest fear. That's hell. Exactly. So as much as I like the idea of being a part of a cinematic event. We don't want to get hazed by a bunch of 14-year-old boys. And also, I have no idea anything about Minecraft, so it kind of being a part of a cinematic event we don't want to get hazed by a bunch of 14 year old boys and also i have no idea anything about minecraft so it kind of be a oh my god appropriating the straight boy culture i guess but i mean it's more video game culture but
Starting point is 00:42:35 no i think it's now i know the demographic i hate that demographic oh my god really i thought it was like cutesy i thought it was like your little Animal Crossing vibe. You know what I mean? It's a little more like, I think, a little more bro-y. But there are girls that play. Valkyrae was supposed to be in the Minecraft movie. What happened? They cut her, she said. Oh, she filmed? Mm-hmm.
Starting point is 00:42:55 But she, on Twitch or her podcast or something, we talked about it last year. But she said that she saw Jason Momoa be rude to someone on set. So she thinks that she got cut because of that. Well, if he is the producer. Yeah. Don't know if I'd be saying that. The show I did, I'm just going to be praising the rest of my life. I'm just going to be like, this is great.
Starting point is 00:43:18 SNL can't do any wrong. No matter – if you were on something, you're loyal to it. I mean, I guess if he was doing something great, I don't know. Did she say what he was doing? I think he was just, like, short-tempered with, like, someone of the crew or something. Nothing that was, like – it wasn't, like, a Nikki Blonsky thing. I would have remembered that. Right, right.
Starting point is 00:43:34 That's what I'm saying. But, yeah, I think it was just, you know, a little bit of attitude. But, you know, everyone has bad days. Oh, that was me yesterday at the airport. I was just – I was so tired and exhausted. And, like, when the kids didn't have their nap they were just awake the whole time and so like when people would come up they'd be you know they're excited of course and so but they would be so loud and the babies would like cry when they wake up because they would just go to sleep and then someone got like oh my god let's have a picture in like the airport and then
Starting point is 00:44:00 they would wake up and i was like no because i was like oh my god they're gonna be so cranky and they were malibu was like having she was she was having a little moment during the shake shack day and someone was trying to get me like for a picture i was like my daughter screaming and she doesn't get this burger she's gonna keep screaming and it was just like i was having one of those days it was like fine the plane ride was fine but those were one of those things so if you met me at the cleveland airport and i was just tired i was tired i did get up for a lot of pictures but also i had like two babies and we were by ourselves so i was just tired. I was tired. I did get up for a lot of pictures, but also I had like two babies and we were by ourselves.
Starting point is 00:44:26 So I was just like scared to like leave them. And it's like also she gets up for one picture. Seriously, that person went and got the whole, what team was it? It was like a lacrosse team of like 30 girls. Seriously, 30 girls came back hearing that that one person got a picture. They were like, oh my God, like there's no way.
Starting point is 00:44:42 I was like, my kids are sleeping while they're trying. And then it was just, it was a whole thing. But that's why I was tired yesterday. So my God. There's no way. My kids are sleeping while they're trying. It was a whole thing. That's why I was tired yesterday. On that note, Valkyrie, if you don't report me being mean, I was stressed. Maybe he was stressed. I don't know. There's one cameo that everyone talked about that we wouldn't know
Starting point is 00:44:59 about it. Wait, can you spoil it? Is it a spoiler? The whole movie's on TikTok. This is not a spoiler. I didn't see the movie and I know about it. Anyway, either way, you wouldn't even know the cameo happened. Jennifer Coolidge. No, she's in the movie. Oh, wait.
Starting point is 00:45:14 Yeah, no, she's in the movie. So there's a famous Minecraft player that was called. Joey Graceffa. Sorry, sorry, sorry. His name was Technoblade. And he sadly passed away from cancer. So anyway, he was one of like very famous player. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:45:39 And he was like the nicest and like a really great community player and all that. So his avatar was like a Minecraft pig with a crown on it. Oh, that's cute. Oh. So in the movie, suddenly there's a pig, a Minecraft pig with a crown on it kind of walking by. And then Jack Black, somebody says, oh, is that a king? And Jack Black says, that's a legend. And he walks by. And they say like all the kids are crying when they see that. Like everyone knows him and everyone.
Starting point is 00:46:02 And his dad saw the movie and talked about it. So anyway, so there's a lot of things in the movie that's really, like these people have a community, history. Like it's a whole culture. Moses told me this morning, he's like, you know, I think Jack Black and Jason Momoa are going to be really big after this. I'm like, and he was being dead. You were being so serious.
Starting point is 00:46:20 I was like, I think they're already big. I think that's why they're in the Minecraft movie. But it's like, I don't know how to explain it like there's there's sometimes you upgrade like you go to the next level of because have we heard of just no one lately babe he's pretty huge no but lately they've been kind of quiet about him and jack black and jack black had a little bit of you know i see what you mean it's like the margot robbie level up after barbie there's a moment where there's a moment where like is it a king? No it's a legend. Now they're becoming legends.
Starting point is 00:46:47 Wow. Okay. It is pretty funny though because the movie is so like horribly reviewed. All the reviews came out and they were like this is the worst movie ever. And then the fact that it like is so and it was supposed to make 60 million was the original projection and then making almost 160 is crazy. What did Snow White make?
Starting point is 00:47:04 I don't think it's even made. Less than half of that. Yeah. Let me see how much Snow White make? I don't think it's even made. Less than half of that. Yeah. Let me see how much is that now. I don't think in comparison. I'm trying to compare it to something. Less than half of that. Damn, Minecraft really is over.
Starting point is 00:47:14 So this is the best video game movie opening of all time. What other video game movies are there? Like Super Mario and Sonic. Oh, who would want to see those? Except Jimmy. Shout out to Jimmy for Sonic. Jimmy going like mid-night. He was so excited.
Starting point is 00:47:33 Remember he was here? He was like, I'm Sonic. He was like, can't wait to go. He liked your pictures. Insert your picture, Jimmy. Next year, Sonic. Cardboard cutout. It was so funny.
Starting point is 00:47:41 I wonder if he ever cosplayed Sonic. Him? Jimmy? I'm going to cosplay Minecraft. I'll be the pig with the crown. Is it a character or is it his thing? I think it's his thing, right? I think so.
Starting point is 00:47:51 I'll let him be the pig. So it became a character after that. And they have like statues of that pig in the Minecraft. I mean, they really honor him. Oh, you can be the axolotl because they're pink. There's axolotls in it? Yeah. Can I tell you, I did buy an axolotl for myself.
Starting point is 00:48:06 You did? It hasn't come in yet. My mom's going to go pick it up. That's why I wanted my mom to go to the post office this morning because it had arrived. I got it off Poshmark because it was so hard to find. It was the emo axolotl that came out. I'm so jealous. It was the April Fool's Build-A-Bear.
Starting point is 00:48:18 I thought it was fake. But I got one off Poshmark, so we'll see what's coming. And it had the certificate, and it was in the plastic. It sold out really fast. I saw a tweet about this emo axolotl it's like a builder bear thing it's gray it has the little swoop it is very so cute trishian in the sense that it's that boy yes i know everyone's coming for the email i saw johnny gilbert tweeting about it and i was like oh what is this so then i looked into it and i'm like i need to buy one of these asap and it was like 300 on poshmark because it was like a limited edition thing i saw it and i'm like I need to buy one of these ASAP and it was like $300 on Poshmark. It was like a limited edition thing. I saw it
Starting point is 00:48:45 and I'm like oh I thought it was just an April Fool's like prank. I didn't know it was an actual thing. And then Jimmy sent it to me and I was like oh I wish it was real. He was like it is real. And I was like wait what? And then it was already sold out so fast. Well I hope I get it by Wednesday. I think it was delivered and I was so excited about it. And I didn't realize
Starting point is 00:49:01 it was the same axolotl until Moe's got those axolotls. I was like oh it's Oscar's axolotl things. I guess't realize it was the same axolotl until Moe's got those axolotls. I was like, oh, it's Oscar's axolotl things. Yeah. I guess people know the lore of the axolotl, which I didn't know. I didn't know people knew. It's an axolotl. Oh, I will take it. That's a good one.
Starting point is 00:49:16 Axolotl. I think they got really popular because they were in Minecraft. Honestly, Minecraft's impact. And there's a pink one. Yeah. They're in nature. They're pink. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:49:25 We should do a Minecraft day. Honestly, yeah. Okay. how fast can we get it around maybe not by wednesday maybe next monday maybe we need some what we need um one of the uh the gamer people to come and oh they do it i don't know anything about minecraft literally i asked my sister to research it she's pretty good at learning things callie probably knows about minecraft she seems like that kind of girl to get on it to know about it. Yeah. She can like learn things quickly. If I'm like, can you learn this?
Starting point is 00:49:48 She'll like figure it out. So maybe we'll ask her. I haven't even seen like anyone play Minecraft. Like I don't watch – like I never watched the Joey Graceffa Minecraft videos. He has a whole channel. I know. He loves – isn't that crazy? He's not in the movie.
Starting point is 00:50:01 Like kind of crazy, right? Because it's like – look, I know I make a lot of things in my brand. So I was like, Trisha, you can't have everything be your brand. But like literally that's his brand. Like he had a whole channel for like 15 years about Minecraft and he had the big pixelated sword or axe or whatever. That's true. Like I just – I always associate him with that. So that would suck.
Starting point is 00:50:18 It's like Dove Cameron. It's like God, when that's like your whole thing and you don't get to be in like Wicked and then you just don't get it. Oh, Dove Cameron. Yeah, which I love Dove Cameron. People are like, this looks like you. She was on Jennifer Hudson's show. And she was like going down the aisle. I was like, in what world does this look like?
Starting point is 00:50:29 Love that. I mean, she's gorge. But also like me after Ozempic. But it was. But yeah, I just kind of. That's like your whole. Like, I don't know what my equivalent would be. I don't have an equivalent.
Starting point is 00:50:39 I know. I was thinking of that too. Like what movie? Like the next gay movie is The Sims. We can't really be in that. It's a gay movie? Game movie. Oh, game. Yeah, not gay. the sims oh we can't really be in that it's a game movie game movie oh yeah not game i was like you could be in it there's a buckabag movie or you know oh yeah i don't know i don't know what yeah because i do love everything so much i can't
Starting point is 00:50:55 just be like i could be in that but like something that you're just like so obsessed with like that no one else like joseph maybe like they're doing a remake of joseph i'm like i could be an extra there like i'm the i'm the number one joseph fan i feel like they're doing a remake of Joseph. I'm like, I could be an extra there. Like I'm the number one Joseph fan. I feel like I talk about it. I'm obsessed with it. Like Wicked, everyone loves and talks about. So okay, whatever. But Joseph is like my thing. And so like they're redoing it, John M. Chu. And I'm just like, if I don't get like a little cameo or I can't be an extra in it, I'll like just cry. Because even, what's her name? Gabby DeMartino was Ariana's double for For Good, the trailer. Did you know that? Yeah. What? Yeah. She just said the thing, like I can finally talk about it now that the trailer. Did you know that? Yeah. What?
Starting point is 00:51:25 Yeah. She just said a thing like, I can finally talk about it now that the trailer's out. She was the back. She was Ariana's back shot where she's like looking at the Emerald City or something like that. What? Yeah. She's like, thank you, Universal, for letting me be a part of this.
Starting point is 00:51:36 It was the best opportunity. That is. Why not you? For Ariana? Yeah. Wow. Me and Jeff. Me and Jeff.
Starting point is 00:51:43 I'll be there. I mean, that would have been everything. But as I'm saying, she's such a fan. For Ariana? Yeah. Wow. Me and Jeff. Me and Jeff. I'll be there. I mean, that would have been everything. But as I'm saying, she's such a fan. So I was like, okay, that makes sense. So I'm glad they could. I know. I really don't know what.
Starting point is 00:51:56 Even for me, I guess. No, I couldn't even get in the freaking Taylor Swift. Airstorm movie. Wait, you weren't? No, and I was there when they were shooting and cosplaying. Oh, you said you gave your all. I gave a performance of a lifetime as a thrilled fan receiving a friendship bracelet. That is crazy because they do know you and you know their person, their PR person and stuff. I didn't pitch myself, though.
Starting point is 00:52:13 I didn't say, hey, Tree, I'm in cosplay here if you can get me in the – Really, you didn't? No. I guess we got to pitch ourselves more. We're putting ourselves out there more these days. I would love, I would love, yeah. Was there any YouTubers in Minecraft? Valkyrie obviously wasn't, but anyone else? else i don't know i didn't hear about anyone else i would have thought like a dream or like a tommy in it because they like are minecraft boys but problematic
Starting point is 00:52:33 though yeah i don't know them but are they problematic dream is i don't think tommy is as far as i know but i don't really keep up with any of the minecraft people like that i'm gonna be in it i'm gonna be in be in that crowd. Maybe Target has some Minecraft stuff. I'm sure they do. I'm going to get in that era for sure. I need to watch the movie. When can we go? We never have time.
Starting point is 00:52:50 We have like no time. Tomorrow I'm filming six podcasts. Doing four not love lines and the guest one for when I'm gone. And then Wednesday we film. It's like there's just no time. But I've got to see it. You can go when it dies down a little bit. I'm sure it'll be in theaters for quite some time.
Starting point is 00:53:05 I do want to see that and Snow White. I still want to see Snow White. So those are the two that we're like planning on seeing. Snow White, I think it's going to be out of theaters soon. So I don't think you're going to get a chance for it. Yeah. It's losing a lot of its theaters. It is doing so bad at the box office that now Disney paused the Tangled live action.
Starting point is 00:53:20 I saw everyone pissed about this. People were mad. All the people that were auditioning. Really? Yeah. There were so many people that it was like. I saw everyone celebrating. I saw everyone pissed about this. People were mad. All the people that were auditioning. Really? Yeah. There were so many people that I was like – I saw everyone celebrating. I saw the opposite.
Starting point is 00:53:27 Oh, I think I saw the people auditioning. They were posting their audition tapes. Oh. I think Gabby auditioned for it. I think that's what she was saying. She auditioned for Tangled and they're like, not for this, but have you – what about – you kind of look like Ariana Grande. Do you want to be the double for the Wicked movie?
Starting point is 00:53:40 Yeah. So I think that's how she got it. I don't know how these people are all getting big auditions like this. I've never once auditioned for something so big. I was like, damn, the Tangled movie is wild. I guess maybe, maybe a good idea to take a little pause. Yeah. Because these live actions haven't been working out that much.
Starting point is 00:53:55 At least the princess ones, right? Because even like Little Mermaid didn't make like a billion. So it wasn't as big as like maybe it should have been. Because like Beauty and the Beast was really successful and made a billion. But everything after. Yeah yeah it's hard it's hard it is hard to remake something like rich like it's just make something that people love like passionate about they would have had to make it like exact one for one and they would have had to cast a little white blonde girl they would have they couldn't have taken i know there was like like avantika from mean girls like people were fan casting her but everyone was so so mad at any kind of race swap or anything.
Starting point is 00:54:29 You just can't please anyone. You can't. Because if you do a little blonde girl, like a Sabrina Carpenter, then people are, you know. Why not? Yes. People are going to be upset. So I think maybe it is for the best that it is paused. Take a little breather.
Starting point is 00:54:40 Lilo and Stitch, I think, will still do really well. Well, that looks pretty true. Someone did a screen by screen, shot by shot. Did you? I had it. Was it for E.T.? That was so good. Thanks.
Starting point is 00:54:52 Oh, my God. I was like, wow, this is so good. Because it was so like the original. How did you figure that out? I just, they released a clip. Disney released a clip from the Lilo and Stitch live action when Lilo and Stitch go to work with Nani. And then I just remembered that scene in the cartoon. So then I went to go find the scene and then cut it so it kind of matched.
Starting point is 00:55:14 It was so good. It was exact. I was like, wow, they really did do a little editing in there. They should hire you. It was pretty close. It was pretty close. But then people, again, are so nitpicky. They're like, this scene is supposed to take place at night and now in the live action it's in the day
Starting point is 00:55:28 and the guy who plays david was hotter in the cartoon than he is in real life i'm like oh my god it's a cartoon yes everyone needs to chill out a little but no one can be as hot as the cartoons like princess jasmine or like a hercules if you know who's supposed to be hercules they're probably pausing that huh they must yeah i remember wasn't austin butler supposed to play Hercules? They're probably pausing that, huh? They must, yeah. I remember, wasn't Austin Butler supposed to, like, fan cast as Hercules or something? Oh, I saw Paul Meskel, too. Oh, yeah. I saw Rachel Zegler said Kit Conner from Heartstopper
Starting point is 00:55:52 slash Romeo and Juliet. Well, I'm a little biased because we both started together. But I could see it, though. Kit Conner is great. Okay. Yeah, is he muscular? I don't know. He's, like, pretty buff now.
Starting point is 00:56:01 He, like, really bulked up a lot. Okay, I could see that. Who was the one we saw? Oh, Paul Meskel. He's playing something.. He really bulked up a lot. I could see that. Who was the one we saw? Paul Mescal. He's playing something. The Beatles. Crickets. We went to the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.
Starting point is 00:56:13 Uncle George is the biggest Beatles fan. We were talking about the Beatles movie. It's like Barry Keoghan. Who else? Paul Mescal. Barry Keoghan, Paul Mescal,ph quinn and harris dickinson i believe i think he's from baby girl okay um he was the love interest in a cold kid man i think it was him let me just make sure oh damn so they got some all-stars for this one um yeah it's funny
Starting point is 00:56:44 because a lot of people are like you should cast unknowns for this but i don't think any of them are like that besides no i mean even barry is kind of just known for the supreme carpenter i don't think any of them are like that well known to the general public no no i don't know any of them like you know them but not really exactly yeah yeah joseph quinn is in a lot of things now. And they're releasing all four at the same time. It's supposed to be a bingeable movie experience. Eight hours of The Beatles.
Starting point is 00:57:15 There's four separate Beatles movies. One for each Beatle. Oh, no. Who thought of that idea? Nobody needs to see a whole George Harrison. Sorry. It's not The Avengers. We don't need to see an individual. Then we see them unite. I don't know. I'll sit through eight hours of The Beatles before I sit through an Avengers movie.. Sorry. It's not the Avengers. Like, we don't need to see individual, then we see them unite?
Starting point is 00:57:25 I don't know. I'll sit through eight hours of the Beatles before I sit through an Avengers movie. But you're supposed to be in Avengers. Oh, right. Doomsday. I'm on that one. Once I'm on that, for sure. Clock me in that.
Starting point is 00:57:34 Jack Black. I can't think of anything I want to see less than eight hours of the Beatles. I'm so sorry. Eight hours is crazy. And then I saw that Mikey Madison was being casted for Yoko Ono. That was Pooh Crave, but. Because I was like, that's the opposite of diverse cast. They're like, let's put, yeah, that was like, maybe not that direction.
Starting point is 00:57:53 Okay. That was crazy. I was like, wow. A lot of people did believe that, though. I saw a lot of like film, like connoisseurs run with that. It was like, you got to check the Pooh and Pop craves. Oh, they need to really ban those on X because I do get confused. And I don't know the difference.
Starting point is 00:58:08 So I just take it as fact. Shut up, Poo Crave, though. They are listeners of the podcast. Okay, well, Poo Crave needs to be shut down because I get confused. Just like Oscar Crave. He was at the show. He was at the show. I know.
Starting point is 00:58:20 He's on it. Boots on the ground. Oscar. I finally reached out to Oscar Crave because I was just like, not finally, but I was just like, damn, you're really coming to all the shows. So I was like, if you want to come to a show, let me know. Media pass. He really is it. Boots on the ground. I finally reached out to Oscar because I was just like – not finally, but I was just like, damn, you're really coming to all the shows. So I was like, if you want to come to a show, let me know. Media pass. He really is traveling.
Starting point is 00:58:29 Yeah. Media pass, period. Because he's front row to each one. I was like, you're officially in the Heirs of Trish VIP tour. There's a whole new group of people who come to multiple shows now this tour. My old schools are my Brian, Danielle, and Catherine. But they're older. They're trying to save for houses these days. know they're whatever so now there's like this new
Starting point is 00:58:47 young group of people who come to a lot of shows shout out brie who's been to i think she's been to six she's coming to six more yeah she was there both in cleveland and cincinnati she was at both toronto shows i remember her from the music video music video she got a tattoo of sad boy wow yeah um and then uh we have ashton ricky uh his dad's in in a popular i think it's like a tahano band i don't know ricky something he comes to a lot of shows so there's a whole new level of vips and oscar crave is there he is he's there i don't even know where he's based out of because he's always in the most random cities and i think he's from tennessee okay so maybe that's why he's yeah and the lord too it's know where he's based out of because he's always in the most random cities. And I was like. I think he's from Tennessee. Oh, okay. So maybe that's why he was in the South once a while.
Starting point is 00:59:26 And the lore too. It's funny because he's the one that films Hormona Lisa at RuPaul's book signing, like shooting her shots to get on Drag Race. Isn't that crazy? The lore. So he's the one. He's everywhere. And that's the one that like went viral of Hormona Lisa like asking to be on the show.
Starting point is 00:59:43 Wow. And even Drag race used his video and showing hormonalisa's backstory do they credit him yeah they credit oscar crave i think his real name well because he doesn't have a real account does he when he posted it it was his own account but because it was pre because i call him oscar but i need to start calling him nick because i don't know introduce me as oscar people think you're there they're like oscar crave i mean they're still gonna excite me they'll do love Oscar Crave, but I shouldn't say Nick. But I think his accounts are always Oscar Crave.
Starting point is 01:00:08 That's why I was like, who is he? Yeah, I think his is personal too, but he is very active on Oscar Crave. Shout out Nick. And he's always wearing cute – he had a Wicked shirt. We were singing Wicked together front row. It's a vibe. We have a good time there. I like seeing the same people.
Starting point is 01:00:23 It's cool. When people come back, that means the show is good. They're like, we couldn't get enough, especially Brie two nights in a vibe. We have a good time there. I like seeing the same people. It's cool. When people come back, that means the show is good. Yeah. They're like, we couldn't get enough, especially Brie two nights in a row. She went from Cleveland to Cincinnati. It's like a five-hour drive. I was like, yeah, we really like the show. Which is the best compliment ever.
Starting point is 01:00:34 That's us with Donny Osmond. I go see him all the time. Or you know what? That was me with Jason Momoa. I did like maybe six meet and greets in six months with him when he was on the tour. Oh, yeah. He did recognize you, obviously, because of the plane. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:00:46 I mean, if you see someone six times in a row, you're going to be like, all right. You're pretty memorable, too. Thank you. I try to think so. Yeah. You never know if they do remember you or not. But I think by the sixth one, he's probably like, all right. Especially because I came with my mom each time.
Starting point is 01:01:00 So he's like, OK, this is my mom. OK, solo. You know what I mean? So he probably was like, all right. But what were we talking about how did we get there beetles poo crave oh the beetles yeah well we don't need to go back to the beetles i suppose but good luck to that movie barry it's so crazy when you break up like when you stop dating like an attractive girl like you're like not hot anymore i know everyone was posting um photos of barry um next to like the other beatles from cinema con and everyone was on twitter was clowning on the way
Starting point is 01:01:33 barry looks now i was like you guys were the same one saying he was hot when he was dating sabrina i assume he's playing ringo star because he's not attractive or what no i'm just why would you assume though what was the assumption based off of? That their faces will look similar like a young Ringo Starr. Well, he is playing Ringo Starr. Oh, he is?
Starting point is 01:01:50 Yes, he is. I can't imagine playing anyone else. Paul Meskel's playing Paul McCartney which kind of makes sense and I don't know who the other ones are.
Starting point is 01:01:57 John Lennon. I have no idea. But I know they were legends so. Shout out. I don't think Gen Z cares about the Beatles. No. We care know they were legends, so. Shout out. I don't think Gen Z cares about the Beatles. No. We care about like a One Direction.
Starting point is 01:02:09 We don't really. It's true. Oh, me grouping myself. Millennials. Millennials. I'm with Gen Z too. Because I know what they care about. Now that I do the show, I'm like, I know.
Starting point is 01:02:17 I know they don't care about Britney Spears or sex. I always ask for requests. No one ever wants Britney. They always want Hamilton every show. Hamilton. I'm like, wait, that's so wild. Like that's so – to me that's like millennial. But they always want Hamilton.
Starting point is 01:02:28 Sabrina Carpenter. I got to learn some of those songs. They always want Sabrina. And who's another one they always ask for and I never know? Sometimes Olivia Rodrigo. Sometimes Tate McRae. I'm trying to get more in the Gen Z because I always ask for suggestions. I'm Justin Bieber now because they know I'm Justin Bieber, so they ask for that.
Starting point is 01:02:46 Always Chapel. I mean, my fan base is just a Chapel Rome fan base, I think. I think they think it's my song, actually. Every show, it's Shallow, Pink Pony Club. And they chanted it. I think it was at Cleveland, I think, or maybe it was Cincinnati. I can't remember. A crowd chanted Pink Pony Club.
Starting point is 01:03:01 I was like, oh, my gosh. I think that's why on Call Her Daddy, that's the skit they did. What? It was like, oh, you think she's going to play Pink Pony Club. I was like, oh my gosh. I think that's why on Call Her Daddy, that's the skit they did. What? It's like, oh, you think she's going to play Pink Pony Club? I think Hot To Go. I love Moses Associates. Sure. It's the same kind of thing.
Starting point is 01:03:15 I hope they play Hot To Go. And they're like, this is a Trisha Paytas concert. So, but on Call Her Daddy, they said Hot To Go and Pink Pony Club? I don't think so. I don't know. You could be right. I think so. Their TikTok was one-to-one.
Starting point is 01:03:28 The TikToks everyone makes from your show. Well, but I think they were making it because it's already. Okay. I don't know. Now I'm confused. The origin of the meme was for like Aeros Tour because it was like the surprise song of the Aeros Tour. Then it became like a Chapel thing. Chapel did it with Olivia Rodrigo.
Starting point is 01:03:49 It was like. The hot to go. Yeah. But you're saying they said pink pony club yeah and in your all the tiktoks i get is people say i hope she's playing pink pony club it's like this is a trisha paytas concert and then they show a video of you singing pink pony club they're ripping off the meme that i ripped off it's like you're it's like jack black cosplaying me as derard way i love it i like it but for me that i never me as Gerard Way I love it I like it but for me I never knew what happened before that
Starting point is 01:04:07 they're copying you okay period I love that I have to watch it we'll take it yeah shout out
Starting point is 01:04:13 Chapel Rome I need to find an LA guest for my show maybe I'll reach out to Jack Black it's either Jack Black or Chapel Rome
Starting point is 01:04:20 but I'm scared to reach out to either by the way none of them have even contacted me I'm just saying in my head I'm like who can I get role but I'm scared to reach out to either. By the way, none of them have even contacted me. I'm just saying in my head. I'm like, who can I get?
Starting point is 01:04:26 Role model. I reached out to him. Oh. He recently. Do you love him? Yeah, I've listened to him because he was the one dating Emma Chamberlain, right? That's what Hannah told me. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:04:35 And I was like, okay. Tucker is his real name. Shut up, Tucker. Tucker? Yeah. Well, he signed his set list as Trisha Paytas over the weekend. Yeah. So random.
Starting point is 01:04:44 This was from Trish Graves. How does Trish Crave see everything? Like, I don't see it anywhere else. And Trish Crave saw it. And I was like, oh, is this real? So I sent a DM to him. Still left on. But I'm trying, guys.
Starting point is 01:04:55 I don't have any guests right now. But still come to the LA show. The Greek May 4th. My pitch that I had in my head was you and Terry Jo singing I Love You, Jesus. That might be more realistic for me. Although Terry Joe is booked in busy so I don't know. But the crowd would go wild for that. That is kind of the...
Starting point is 01:05:11 Maybe that'd be a good one. I do have to find someone. Tana's on tour. I was like okay I'm going to find... I don't have to find anyone. It's not like I'm advertising special guests but it'll be fun. I have another hot topic. Oh! the kim kardashian one this is not hot topic this is another thing that i love why we just use a show for our own please because
Starting point is 01:05:30 i have to make a plea um skims is not delivering to california right now the terrorists no i don't know oh i think so wow how about those terrorists that's crazy crazy, huh? But what do you mean? So you go to the website? What? Where do they deliver to? Well, Jimmy answered this for real because I need these underwears. I have a cart of about 30 pairs of underwear because for my shows, I wear the nude and the black. Sometimes I wear a cheekster.
Starting point is 01:05:58 Sometimes I wear a hipster. Sometimes I wear a full brief. Sometimes I wear a thong. So I was trying to order these in like 3X because I'm pregnant. My butt is huge. So I was trying to order these in like 3X because I'm pregnant. My butt is huge. So I was trying to order these in 3X. They're super soft. There's no panty line.
Starting point is 01:06:09 I've been trying to place this order for like a week. I started on April Fool's. So I thought it was April Fool's joke because I was like, what the hell? So I posted it on my Instagram. And then I keep trying to place this order. It says it won't be delivered to California. And I was like, what the hell? Is there a skimmed outage?
Starting point is 01:06:22 I don't know. It's letting me do it. Maybe it depends on what you're ordering i think you need to restart i ordered the same underwear i it's like a $400 cart i ordered the same you should have just gone to the the drive-thru i wanted to i was only here for three days while we were gone i'll maybe i'll try it from your phone i'm trying to get these new briefs okay well i don't know it's my hopefully's not a MeUndies situation where they're just blocking you from purchasing the undies. To like stop talking about us?
Starting point is 01:06:47 That would be crazy. It's $400 worth of underwear in my cart right now and I really want to buy it. Can you put a pair of nude underwear 3X in there just to see if it works? Let me see. I mean, you don't have to do the whole – I don't know. I guess you don't have to do this. We can do it later. I can't wait to see Darian looking at his search history.
Starting point is 01:07:03 Huh? I can't wait to see Darian looking at his search history. I know't wait to see darian looking at his search history i know he's like why do you have three x nude briefs in there let's see oh the cheeky yeah the cheeky is good hipster full brief whatever okay that's a bag we're doing live journalism i know i'm gonna be so sad actually if it's just my phone that's so weird it must must be just mine. Maybe because you're traveling. I don't know. Something about the location. That's what I thought. Maybe different location or something.
Starting point is 01:07:31 I don't know. But I tried it this morning. It's letting me. It lets me put California. And you can go to PayPal. I guess let me go all the way to make sure. Just place the order for me. Put 10 in there. Maybe it was too big of an order.
Starting point is 01:07:48 No, I mean, I placed big orders. I really need this underwear. It's so annoying. Because I was always getting 2X, but now my butt is too big for 2X, and I need a 3X. Let's see. Okay, it's loading. It lets me.
Starting point is 01:08:00 It says shipping method, standard, express, or priority. Okay. Can I see mine really quick? Let me just see if it works now. So sorry. I'm so sorry. That's so annoying because it never lets me do that. Sorry, babe.
Starting point is 01:08:15 Thank you. I'm just so annoyed by this. This is all I've been thinking about. I've been trying it all week. Okay. Sorry. Sorry, everyone. Sorry, Jimmy.
Starting point is 01:08:23 Sorry, everybody. Let me just try this quickly. So, okay. I have 24 items in my bag. Okay. Sorry, sorry, everyone. Sorry, Jimmy. Sorry, everybody. Let me just try this quickly. So, okay. I have 24 items in my bag. Okay. So, yeah. I have some bralettes. I have some bralettes, a 4X. I got a boy short, lace brief, cheeky brief, boy short, boy short. Okay. Let's do checkout. It's $402. It says his order may not meet our shipping policies. I wonder why. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 01:08:51 Do you think I'm banned? You might. I don't understand. I think you just need to restart the whole order. And sometimes there's, you know, like one item that has an issue. And it messes up your whole order. So just get the underwear. Just get the underwear in one order.
Starting point is 01:09:11 That is just the underwear. Oh, I thought you said there's more items in there. Well, there's a bra lot in there. I'll try it on yours. I'll try it on yours later. That's so annoying. Okay, well, whatever. That was my other hot topic.
Starting point is 01:09:20 All right. And the other thing, oh my God, I was like, you have to like let it go, but I can't let it go, is did you see, okay, I know we've talked about this before, but the White Lotus series finale was last night. Oh, yes, yes. And the party was down the street. A hotel we go to four seasons. We go to literally, no exaggeration, probably four times a week. We have lunch there.
Starting point is 01:09:42 We have breakfast there. They changed their menu a little too much for me they don't have my steak frites anymore but we love the onyx we love all like this is where we get married this is where we go on our easter egg hunts like we love this is our hotel this is our hotel like they know us they don't even like give us valet tickets nothing they're just like hi welcome back it's been a while like everyone knows us there they're hosted they hosted the series finale party so not only did they have like a q a the whole cast was there by the like a Q&A, the whole cast was there, by the way. Did you see it?
Starting point is 01:10:06 Yeah. The whole cast was there. And it's like not a big four seasons. It's like so random. And we are far out of LA. We're like, I don't know, like an hour out of LA. Like it's just so freaking weird that it was there. I feel like they hosted it there for us.
Starting point is 01:10:18 Like I really do think that. Because like why else would they come out this way? Who lives out here? Nobody. Like why would they come out this way? The whole cast and crew were there. And they made it look so fancy. I was just like, it's by – I know exactly.
Starting point is 01:10:30 They built a new pool this year. And they made it so fancy outside because they had the full moon party there. And not only that, but Getty Images was there. Yes. Like, snapping random people that were there. I was just like – I saw Ari. Tana's friend was there. He was in the bed and they had a White Lotus like gift set for him because you could stay
Starting point is 01:10:45 there. It was like a three night event. Yeah, he's friends with the owner. Oh, well, maybe that's why he was there. But we got invited. We got invited by Max and they were, they kept following up too. Like we need confirmation. We got, and I finally had to be like, we can't go.
Starting point is 01:10:57 But I feel like we really missed our shot because Parker Posey talked about meeting Mike White at a party for the White Lotus too. And she was like, I think I'm going to get cast in White Lotus. And I think that was my moment to have met him and get casted because they're in our town. What if they do White Lotus here at the Four Seasons there? Like that's so crazy. And I was like, I think I missed my shot.
Starting point is 01:11:18 I really do. I feel really sad. Everyone looks so good. Patrick Schwarzenegger was there. Like every single person was there. Maybe not Walter Goggins, but my John Grease, who I love, was there and like everybody. I'm so, so sad. And it was down the street. So then I saw all the pictures today and I was like, I couldn't have been more disappointed that I wasn't there. It was crazy. I don't know. We could have probably,
Starting point is 01:11:38 and the only, the thing is Cleveland only has one direct flight out. Actually, technically they had two on a Sunday. It was 7 a.m., which I wouldn't have gotten back from Charlotte in time or it was our 9 p.m. flight. And so we got back at like 11 p.m. But I just like, I mean, do you know what I mean? Again,
Starting point is 01:11:51 not to make this about myself, but like, why is it in my city, in my town? It's a tiny town. No one's here. It's so weird. But they all came out for that.
Starting point is 01:12:00 Why do you think? What are your suspicions? Isn't the other one in like west hollywood beverly hills yeah that doesn't really give white lotus vibes though i feel like this is probably the closest to like a white lotus because it is more out there is more like there's hills at least you know it's a little bit more nature yeah i think it's easier to like transform the place here and have all that happen really yeah beverly hills where everyone gets married the four season version of hills where everyone gets married They do like all the movie junkets
Starting point is 01:12:25 there but they all look the same so Yeah that's what I was saying though but it's like that's where they go because it's like central. Yeah. You have to come out. Like this is a far way to come out. Also Beverly Hills is not what it used to be so Well they said they're not doing season four at a beach. There's no oceans involved in season four. There will not be coastal.
Starting point is 01:12:42 He said it's not cold because he doesn't like the cold. He doesn't like it. It won't be like like the alps it's something europe but it's like we've already done europe so as a fan as a plea let's keep it tropical because i think that's the magic of the white lotus it is yeah it's just like beautiful to look at yeah yeah but if there's no ocean i feel like it might be more urban like tokyo or like he said europe oh he said already well somebody had said so they might go like a beautiful city like prague or you know like something russia like like some kind of a really prague is crazy that's where they shot the hostile movies and those girls got tortured in the hostel
Starting point is 01:13:14 remember that movie no the eli roth was it was always prague and it was always like them getting tortured it was like no okay well or i hope they don't do the mistake that you did me to show you and they went to london to england oh god no more london shows don't go to england yeah that's where you jumped the shark god that you season was terrible in london did you watch it season yeah awful yeah that was the last season right this like yeah it was just not cute and ugly and just yeah don't go to london that's crazy um i heard well he said that he's open to doing an all-star season of the white lotus too which is interesting i don't know i think not survivor i know we're like drag race it was gonna be drag race but yeah maybe for like
Starting point is 01:13:58 a season five i hope it's not next season i feel like you need one more season of like you know of people and then maybe an all-star season. Maybe. There's some people I kind of miss. I kind of want to see Patrick Schwarzenegger back as crazy as that sounds. You were like the number one hater. Number one hater, yeah. I did a full 180 on Patrick Schwarzenegger. Because of his character or because of him?
Starting point is 01:14:17 Oh, because of his character, yeah. His character did a good full arc, yeah. I love seeing the side-by-side. Did you watch it last night? Yeah. Did you or you just saw the TikToks? Just saw the TikToks. I was on a plane.
Starting point is 01:14:26 I was researching it. Were you happy with the ending? There are some things I would have changed. I get it. I get it. I get it. I get it. I get it.
Starting point is 01:14:37 Because it was like, it was, I think the funniest thing is that like, obviously the theories and stuff for like a whole thing on TikTok and the theories kept going viral and it ended up being the most like obvious, the most in your face. Yeah. Things to happen is the thing that actually happened. Like it was so transparent. Like he could have made it any more clear that it would spoiler alert that it would be Chelsea. Amy Lou Wood would die. Like it was so obvious with like the things happen in threes.
Starting point is 01:15:03 And then the robbery it was the snake bracelet and then she got bit by a snake and then the robbers had snake tattoos and then like the dialogue with um her and walton goggins was so like it's forever it's forever like we're gonna be together always i was like oh i see exactly where it's going. Yeah. And Rick. Yeah. I mean, and then him killing his father at the end. I feel like that was also, like, super – it was super obvious and also a little cliche, but almost so obvious that I was second-guessing.
Starting point is 01:15:38 I was like, he can't do this because it's so obvious, right? Right. And it's usually, like, accidental and, like, you know, kind of funny, the deaths. Yeah. This one was, like – Very intense and purpose intense and purpose yeah very just quentin tarantino vibes it's like all right well damn that's how it ended yeah and i i knew too because everyone was getting corrupt even little belinda was getting corrupted and chelsea was the one you know pure soul and i was like damn it really hurts to be a sweetheart out here you know, the moral of the story is always take that money and run. You know what I mean?
Starting point is 01:16:07 I'm glad she's willing to took five million because honestly, same. Because like what else? Otherwise, he's going to try and kill you or something like that. So it's like just take that money. She ditched the guy. Her love. She's like, bye. I got to go.
Starting point is 01:16:16 Poor Poonchai. I feel for Poonchai. Oh, I like that name. Poonchai? Yeah. That's a good name for a baby. Poonchai. I like it.
Starting point is 01:16:23 Is it Thai? I'm assuming since – I don't know. I'm assuming for a baby i like it is it tie i'm assuming since i don't know i'm assuming but um i like it and then the whole like fake out with lachlan i get it because literally everyone who was dubious got away with it because then if lachlan did die he would have had to he would have been exposed for you know the murder suicide and the fact that Lachlan didn't die means he got away with that so I get that everyone had basically the moral story everyone it was supposed to be like subversive and there was no happy endings you know so I do I do get it but the family had a happy ending to me I was like oh they got a boat they're leaving they're fine
Starting point is 01:16:59 um I mean they're going back to, you know, losing everything they have. So. Maybe not. I hope that there was like a secret account. Wasn't the theory that Parker Posey's character has like a secret account and like this was Spanx that she was like, she knew where the money was. The theory is what we've learned is the most obvious thing, the thing that they tell you over and over again is likely the situation. Because there was theories Lisa who played Mook was going to be evil or whatever. and then she was just a girlfriend who wanted a rich boyfriend you know so yeah even she was out here in this in town lisa was here yes yeah damn i know i was like what are they doing because
Starting point is 01:17:37 like again we live in a small town so i'm just like what are they doing out here damn damn damn alicia maria was there alicia mar Marie once again living the Trishian life. I didn't see many influencers so I felt a little special. I was like, wow, we got invited by the walls. I haven't seen any other ones. I follow Alicia. And she posted with a quickness. So she was the only one I saw. But I was very jealous. I am admittedly very jealous of Alicia Marie
Starting point is 01:17:57 and Jake Shane. I don't really get jealous of many people but those two. Jake Shane starring in Hacks. Hacks season four. That boy gets everything. And honestly i wish it was i can't even hate because i when i was younger not me right now but like when i was younger he's everything i would have wanted to be you know when i was like in my mid-20s i was like that was my dream was to be like a jake shane type but didn't happen for me my dream now now, I want to be that boy. I want to be Chris Olsen too.
Starting point is 01:18:27 He had Meghan Trainor at his LA show. I was like, damn. I really need a nepo friend. It's hard. It's hard. It is hard. Like Jake really has it. He has everything. The world at his fingertips.
Starting point is 01:18:40 And he's at least sweet. Yeah. He's really nice. Yeah. So I like that he's getting good things because he's a nice person but damn i wish that was me i'm a good person too what the hell i know maybe i know maybe it's not our time yet no where's my olivia rodrigo collab where's my uh glenn powell collab oh we're wearing olivia rodrigo colors that's true yeah manifesting glenn powell is crazy that you like him so much i mean i don't know
Starting point is 01:19:02 anything about him but i don't i don't see him as having like a fandom. Everyone loves Glenn Powell right now. He's like, because he's one of the straight guys everyone likes, I think. You know. Confirmed straight? I'm pretty sure, yeah. He went viral last week because he was crying at his sister's wedding and everyone's like, you know, straight guy wearing his heart on his sleeve. It's the bare minimum for a straight guy.
Starting point is 01:19:22 It's like, oh, he's crying. I love him. He loves his sisters? How sweet. Bare minimum out, oh, he's crying. I love him. He loves his sisters. How sweet. Bare minimum out here. Oh, my gosh. Well, shout out to them. Well, yeah, I thought it was.
Starting point is 01:19:33 You know what? Still loved it, though. I love White Lotus because it is just so fun to watch. It's just beautiful to watch. Exactly. It's a good vibe. I saw a lot of people disappointed with it, too, because everyone points to all these little scenes or whatever.
Starting point is 01:19:46 Like, what's this scene for? What's this interaction for? I'm like, that really isn't the point. What were the monkeys for? Exactly. I don't know. Just to show some monkeys in Thailand? Darian was kind of guided by it.
Starting point is 01:19:55 He predicted it in the middle of the episode, what was going to happen. But his theory from the jump was the monkeys got the gun and started shooting up the place, which was a wild theory in retrospect. But, you know. Right. It's, right it's yeah lesson learned the most obvious thing but also damn you can't have a whole ass shootout the white lotus that i get the other deaths like you know maybe accidental didn't get on the news but a mass shooting at the white lotus and that's not on the news oh it wasn't how do we know at the end they're just waving goodbye as if nothing there wasn't a freaking mass shootout oh i didn't see that well and also i was gagged that like we didn't see parker posey's reaction to the shooting imagine victoria like hearing the gunshots
Starting point is 01:20:34 like that would have been really funny where was she at she wants to go to breakfast so she was around the property but they didn't show her reaction to the shooting which i thought was a little bit of a missed opportunity. The women were right there. All three of the women were just like right there watching it happen. I know. Carrie, her bolting away. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:20:57 Which people argued that she had the least to live for, that she liked her life the least of all the women, yet she ran the fastest. I think it's just that New York mentality. You don't wait around. It's got to go. Yeah. It's like – Got to go. It was pretty though. They had the shot of them at the end in the water and it was the yin and yang which i thought was really pretty yeah her little shot in there are we gonna watch it or it's already
Starting point is 01:21:11 spoiled for you because we have two episodes we had to catch on you have two i know we have a time we have like one hour to watch it right because if we had the time we would have gone to the actual season we're here every night we're here every night of our lives how did we miss that one but yeah i'll watch it because i enjoy it like again i enjoy this the place the space that they create and but i'm not like this show is definitely nothing was happening so at least i meant to see the last. We've been building up for it. Because I do love, I love the characters. I love watching people act.
Starting point is 01:21:47 Like, I don't know. I just, I loved, I loved, I seriously loved every single person on the season. There wasn't one person. Like, I loved the old guy and the young girl that was hosting. I loved, like, I loved every single, there wasn't one, I'm trying to think of one character I didn't like. I liked them all. I don't like gay talk.
Starting point is 01:21:59 Oh, he's kind of the hero, I don't know. He was annoying me because he was just like bad decision after bad decision and then sold out really quick he was just so annoying the whole season and then at the end um selling out his morals to you know to get the job yeah do it sometimes i don't know i i get that's the point of the show i get everyone is supposed to you know the money and power and all this corrupts everyone and that's the point. But damn, RIP Chelsea. The one sweetheart who was holding it down. The one sweetheart at the White Lotus holding it down for us all.
Starting point is 01:22:32 The sweetheart representation. And she's gone. She's gone. They probably feel bad. They're like, oh no, we killed the actress that everyone wants to see more of. I know. No all-stars.
Starting point is 01:22:40 I know. Well, they always do. But that is what they do. That's why people also thought she was going to die because it's always the likable character like the first season two he was so good in the second season obviously tanya yeah the fan favorite the fan favorites gotta go but that's why it's it's tricky like with the season four because obviously now they can't do like an uh a beach or ocean theme now but they also it's i feel like they gotta mix it up like are you gonna do another like murder whodunit thing or can you have a mystery another way and still keep the tension i do love the
Starting point is 01:23:13 murder part of it but yeah it should be not as because like the first season that was such like a non part of it to me like you know yes at the beginning you saw like a body being put in the plane but it was kind of like a non thing you didn't think about this one everyone was just like trying to guess like who is it what is it because it opened with the shooting it was so like intense yeah you know even i guess the first one had the body floating i guess too in the water tanya yeah water i guess it's kind of like tension it's like add some stakes and knowing that it's looming but can you keep doing that every single season? I don't know. Can you still have tension without a death? I don't know.
Starting point is 01:23:48 Did you see Woody Harrelson? He turned down being in the White Lotus to go on a family vacation. To live the real life White Lotus. That's what we did. That's what we did. We turned down White Lotus. Well, being the finale. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 01:24:02 To go to Cleveland. Family vacation. Family vacation. Family vacation. Where there's no Four Seasons, but we did stay at the Ritz-Carlton with all the New York Knicks. And someone thought I was Mary J. Blige at the Ritz-Carlton. What? Yeah. When I called, I got a number for security through my tour manager.
Starting point is 01:24:16 He's like, this is the security person. They're going to help you get in the back entrance. And I was like, perfect. And I called and he's like, oh, your show is still happening. When we landed, I was like, my show? It's not until tomorrow. And he's like, your show is still happening when we landed I was like my show it's not until tomorrow and he's like oh it's like still going on and I was like what show is this not Mary J Blige I'm like do you think would I be calling you like what I think this is not Mary J Blige I'm like but this is Trisha Paytas and he's like oh okay he's like we're here so I don't know
Starting point is 01:24:42 like you can just come whenever I was like oh But I never got confused for that before, but I was excited. But she was at the hotel and the New York Knicks were at our hotel. So we were in a White Lotus-esque hotel. Okay, work. There's no Four Seasons in Cleveland. But we did pass on the Four Seasons. You're right. We did.
Starting point is 01:24:57 Or on the White Lotus party. Woody Harrelson, I don't know. What happened? Was he supposed to be Rick or who? Originally, he was in talks to play Rick, but then he was supposed to be Sam Rockwell's character, the friend or accomplice. But yeah, he was in talks for it. He tried to get more money because they revealed that every cast member gets the same. It's like around 40,000 per episode. And there's no like everyone's on equal footing.
Starting point is 01:25:27 But did he deny that it was pay? Well, in a sense. In the sense that he did go to try to get more money. And he met with the head of Warner Brothers to try to get more money. But then ultimately he said it was because the schedule conflicted with the family vacation he had planned but it's like what you were trying to get more money and then all of a sudden
Starting point is 01:25:51 I just love the family vacation actually because I think if the money was good enough he would have been like I can wait on this vacation just come with me to Thailand what a stupid move on his part because I mean I know he's known for like Hunger Games you're not playing Mitch in the next hey Mitch what's his name well he could be but Because, I mean, I know he's known for, like, Hunger Games. You're not playing Mitch in the next. Hey, Mitch. What's his name? Hey, Mitch.
Starting point is 01:26:05 You're not playing Hey, Mitch in the next one. Well, he could be, but. No, I think they will place him with someone else. Walton Goggins will play Mitch. I couldn't even imagine. I think that's what's so great about White Lotus, too. You can't even imagine anyone else playing those roles. Because it's like Woody Harrelson.
Starting point is 01:26:18 I would just be like Woody Harrelson in that role. You know what I mean? Sometimes you can't be too famous, either. I know all these famous people want to be in it, but it's like, I don't think you can be too famous for that show. The charm is it's like, you know, a C sometimes you can't be too famous either i know all these famous people want to be in it but it's like i don't think you can be too no i think the charm is it's like you know a c b lister i think that's why it's it works yeah because it doesn't take you out of um the fantasy as much yeah because you know i tried to watch that american horror story over the weekend um when i was traveling by myself it was like kim kardashian the kim kardashian one i love
Starting point is 01:26:41 you know i love kim but you really do see kim kardashian you don't see a character and it's not her fault i mean she could you know act I love Kim. But you really do see Kim Kardashian. Yeah, if you don't see a character. And it's not her fault. I mean, she can, you know, act and stuff like that. But I mean, she looks like Kim. Talks like Kim. Yeah. I was like, okay, yeah. So it doesn't really work on those kind of things.
Starting point is 01:26:53 There was also an article that says receding hairlines are suddenly sexy thanks to Walton Goggins. Oh, I could see that. I mean, he is hot. But he also has like a really ripped body and stuff too it's like um even there was an article in vogue that even said like um receding hairlines are kind of in um people said that walton goggins is a lot of forehead and a lot of teeth but somehow it still works for him but i love that description i know there's nothing wrong with it receding hairlines are they're
Starting point is 01:27:24 not hot i think that i think it's so crazy when people are like, oh, my God, his hair is receding. It's, like, not cute. I'm like, well, he still has a cute face. You know what's crazy about him, though, is he's had that hairline for, like, 30 years. Yeah. He was in, what, Karate Kid or something in the 80s. Yeah. And he had that same hairline.
Starting point is 01:27:38 Yeah. He just might have a big forehead, too. Honestly, yeah. Because my, like, hairline is definitely thinning out. But I also just have a big forehead either way. Mine, too. head too honestly yeah because i might like hairline is definitely thinning out and i was but i also just have a big forehead you know what too like if i push my back like i mean it could look receding i guess like i mean it's just far back like i just have that kind of line so i don't know maybe they just have a big forehead because if it was really receding it would have been
Starting point is 01:28:00 completely gone over like 30 years right right right asking on further back unless he just started like a treatment finasteride like when it was like that maybe it froze like that i don't know but because like dr phil had the receding you know because he had that little like hair right there so and is his teeth big i guess i guess yeah i guess just because there's a lot of room on his face you know i don know. The analysis of this is so funny. It is fierce that, you know, he just spikes his hair up
Starting point is 01:28:28 and it's just forehead out. I ordered some of his goggles. He sells, Does he really? Yeah, he sells sunglasses. Walton Goggles is funny. Yeah, and it's all
Starting point is 01:28:36 over my TikTok. You haven't seen it? Oh my God. And it's him like trying on these goggles and they're sunglasses but they have a band around the head.
Starting point is 01:28:42 So I ordered a pair. That's fierce. They have like Oakleys or something like that but they're kind of cool and they're called walton goggins goggles that is so clever and i think they're sold out i ordered a yellow pair and a blue pair i think they're sold out it's his world now he's really you know having his moment it is crazy how that does like revive it's like jennifer coolidge too i feel like she obviously was always popular but she really got a resurgence it's i feel like the receding hairline though is almost like
Starting point is 01:29:05 it's like subversive because everyone's getting the turkish hair implant so if you have a receding hairline it's kind of like ozempic like if you're not on ozempic it's like fierce because you're like rebelling against the norm you know if you don't have a receding hairline if because if you do have a receding hairline it's like cool because it's so easy to go to turkey now everyone's going to turkey to get their hair yeah yeah i get you it's so easy to get ozempic and get skinny so if you're not doing it you're cool like jeff said about you i'm like yeah exactly we're fighting the system over here exactly yeah that's true i guess i could see that yeah and he doesn't have such a unique look it's like it's like amy to the one who played rachel like they have such unique looks and it's
Starting point is 01:29:43 just so refreshing to see because everyone does look so similar. And you're just like, oh, it's nice to see someone else. But also he is like – what? He's so tall and like fit. So he has a great bone structure. Yeah, he has like a good face. So it's like – It's not for everyone.
Starting point is 01:29:55 It's not the craziest thing. Why don't they say that about Gary? He had a receding hairline. Gee, you're so – And no one's like – I think he is the sexy one if I'm being honest. I think he is the sexy one. I think someone told me he may not be as straight. So maybe not for my mom. Yeah, I think he might be – I don't know. I was like, I think he is the sexy one, if I'm being honest. I think he is the sexy one. I think someone told me he may not be as straight. So maybe not for my mom.
Starting point is 01:30:07 Yeah, I think he might be gay. I don't know. Someone told me that. Someone's like, it's known that he's gay. And I was like, okay. Oh, okay. Word. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:30:14 Do you see him? I think there was one picture of him on the boat with like two hot, do you see the two hot young guys? It was the brother, Patrick and Sam. Yeah. Oh, I thought he just brought them to Thailand. I was like, well, maybe. And maybe those are his plus two. Oh, it was? Yeah. Oh, I thought he just brought them to Thailand. I was like, well, maybe. And maybe those are his plus two.
Starting point is 01:30:25 Oh, it was? Yeah, it was him. It was the episode when they were on the yacht. Because they were wearing the swim trunks. I always love seeing behind the scenes of, like, cast members smiling. Because he was with Belinda, too. I don't know the actress who plays her name. Natasha, maybe.
Starting point is 01:30:37 Natasha Rothwell, yeah. They were, like, together, like, smiling. And I was like, oh, I love to see that. Because, you know, so much, like, serious in the show. And you're so scared for them. I know. at them be happy it's so cute i can't i still cannot wrap my head around the white lotus filming for like seven months though like that is crazy that would be like a dream job that would be so fun that's a long time i guess it is like eight almost nine hours right but but even so like i mean movies can film in like a month true yeah i guess
Starting point is 01:31:06 no a movie is like two hours so but still it is crazy because it's not like there's special effects or anything it's just i know it's but that's like bridgerton too why does it take two years to make it's like you have eight episodes they all take place in a ballroom it's like that's so weird what do they shoot one scene a day i know i am so curious yeah i wonder what i like more british or white lotus are they the same network or no no um netflix and max yeah if you had to pick netflix or max which one are you choosing honestly probably max i watched more than netflix wow yeah because some of the last of us um i like a lot of the movies on Max. But there's a lot of crossover, though, for the most part, as far as movies with Netflix and Max and stuff.
Starting point is 01:31:52 What do we watch on Max? Is Hacks on Max? Yes. We watch Hacks. What's the other one? Rage is Gemstones, I think. Oh, yeah. That's also on Max.
Starting point is 01:32:00 Mm-hmm. I think that's it. Minecraft will be on Max at some point. Well, we have them, we have both We have both Max and Netflix I don't know what I like more I mean in general We're hardly on Netflix
Starting point is 01:32:13 No but I'm saying between British and White Lotus I think for you it depends on what's on That's true Whatever everyone likes Because you forget about White Lotus And now it's over We have to go back to netflix to watch you oh yeah you is coming back the last of us i think is next week so i guess i'm watching that
Starting point is 01:32:34 i think a lot of people i think it's pretty popular i'm not watching it are you watching it yeah i'd like i mean pedro pascal i love um Bella Ramsey. They're really great. I don't know anything about the game, though. It's like another Minecraft situation. I don't really know the lore. I'm just like along for the ride, you know? It's just a good show. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:32:54 I don't think I've ever watched a video game movie where I'm like, oh, I like this. I can't think of, well, Mario, but I haven't seen that one. You said Jack Black's just a voice or he's in it? He's the voice. Of who? Bowser, the guy with the you know the big turtle sounds like a good one i don't know it always comes up when malibu's playlist peach you know
Starting point is 01:33:13 the song oh yeah is that the one he's yes he just speeches yeah oh that song okay well that's jack fox so you have to compliment it i didn't know it was him, but it would play. Malibu loves it. That's what I think. I heard it so many times on that playlist. It's like, peaches, peaches, peaches, peaches, peaches. I didn't know that was him. And I love Jack Black.
Starting point is 01:33:34 Okay, that's crazy. All right, well, I don't stand him in everything, but that's fine. Okay, so we got to see Minecraft. When does Jurassic Park come out? July. July what? I think, oh my God. I think it's Superman or middle of July.
Starting point is 01:33:50 And then, no, Superman's early July. Jurassic World is mid. And then Fantastic Four is end of July. So July's gonna be big. For the boys. I think Jurassic World's kind of for everybody. I don't think there's girlsla johansson and uh jonathan bailey i think she's for the boys like if you think about like black widow like i feel
Starting point is 01:34:11 like all her stuff is like for the boys gays live for her too yeah i think because she's just like there's something fierce about like a hot girl in action movies that i'm like it's like a diva worship kind of thing like if you were in tomb Raider, everyone would be like, like Angelina Jolie, you know? I would love to be in Tomb Raider. That'd be everything. It would be fierce. You know, like you in a sexy costume, like biting is fierce. Okay.
Starting point is 01:34:33 Done and done. I think it's like straight guys and gay guys like it for obviously very different reasons. Right, right, right. I always thought of her more for the straight boys, but I see what you're saying. I've always liked her in like the Avengers movies because she's like just a fierce girl like you know she's doing all these crazy moves and she's like using her sex appeal to manipulate man i'm like fierce i love that yeah we saw the black widow in theaters and i just was sleepy the whole time yeah not the best movie but you know i still i still supported him okay i'll see it i'm not I'm not seeing Superman. Who is Superman? David,
Starting point is 01:35:05 David Cornsweat. Did we talk about him? Yeah. What is he again? I forget. He's in that thing that you like with, David Cornsweat.
Starting point is 01:35:13 What was it? It was on Netflix. Hollywood or something. One of the Ryan Murphy shows. Hollywood. Ben Platt was also in it, I think. Oh, Politician?
Starting point is 01:35:23 One of those, yeah. Hollywood's crazy. I was like, what is Hollywood? Oh, right, right, right. He was the dead also in it, I think. Oh, Politician? One of those, yeah. Hollywood's crazy. I was like, what is Hollywood? Oh, right, right, right. He was the dead one in that one, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Tom. Yes, yes.
Starting point is 01:35:32 I'd like to win with Ben Platt. I don't know if I want to see that Superman. I don't know if Ben Platt's in Superman. I'd rather see Henry Cavill. No. Who's the one that I love? Matt Bomer. Matt Bomer.
Starting point is 01:35:41 I've got to watch that show, too. We've got to put that on the list. Maybe it's, have you watched it yet? Not yet, but it does look funny. I think there are lack of shows out there. i watched that show too we gotta put that on the list maybe it's heavy watched it yet not yet but it does look funny i think they're like lack of shows out there you know what i mean i saw english teacher got picked up for season two which i mean not that's a bad show but it's kind of crazy um when it was on it was like everyone was talking about english teacher though it was like the moment it's like one of those things where it's not on so you kind of forget
Starting point is 01:36:00 about it a little bit i think it was good what we watched we didn't finish it though and then drag race is almost over i don't know it's gonna, I think. You wouldn't do what we watched. We didn't finish it, though. And then Drag Race is almost over. It's going to be rough for me. I don't know what to... I always look forward to it. If it starts on Monday, I'm like, okay, got to get through this week because Drag Race is Friday. But now it's like, oh my God, it's almost over.
Starting point is 01:36:18 Then what? This is the last episode this Friday. Two more episodes left. So sad. It is very sad. Traders is done. Yeah. There really is done. Yeah. There really is.
Starting point is 01:36:27 Nothing. What? The studio. What's the studio? Apple TV. America's Got Talent. Severance is done. So yeah.
Starting point is 01:36:36 All right. We'll watch. Not that. Damn. Oh, you can hop on Severance. Hop on there. Hop on there, Oscar. We gotta finish White Lotus.
Starting point is 01:36:46 Me and my, Oscar, Moses, me and Moses will be watching White Lotus in the fall. We'll be watching it in July when I have this baby. I'll be like, let's finish White Lotus.
Starting point is 01:36:54 And we love it. Like if we had even like 20 minutes to watch it, we'd be watching. I don't know what is happening. I mean, really, there's not one minute. It's crazy.
Starting point is 01:37:04 Did you see everyone at the ariana grande influencer event because that was one of that was maybe my joker i think like that was my like inciting incident now i made a tiktok so now i'm gonna be a tiktoker because all the yeah it's just oscar just trish wait really yeah what do you have on there just this one nothing yeah well my idea for my first TikTok is. Ask for gestures is great. I love that. I love that. To the point.
Starting point is 01:37:27 You know what I mean? Yeah. I like that. The idea for my first TikTok is. I almost don't want to say it because it's so funny. Oh my gosh. But I can't keep a secret. I can't keep a secret.
Starting point is 01:37:36 I can hear this now. You know, when we have a guest, I need to come and be in the hallway and then do the Jennifer Hudson thing. But it's just me. Oh. And then Moses filming. Well, we need to clean the hallway. I know. It's an Jennifer Hudson thing. But it's just me. Oh. And then Moses filming. Well, we need to clean the hallway. I know.
Starting point is 01:37:46 It's an obstacle course. Well, it is crazy. Honestly, no. After this, we know. We've had this planned. Like, we have to go through. Because tomorrow we do have a guest. And, like, my agents are coming from CA.
Starting point is 01:37:54 And I was like, we have to clear everything out right now. Because it is crazy. Because we haven't been home. And so we have all the 5,000 boxes. But maybe when we clear it out. That's good. I like that one. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:38:02 At least the guest is very agile, though. So, you know. Wow. We're cleaning it. We're cleaning it. Because it is crazy, which is I've been gone so much. And boxes are my duty because like I order everything and I like to see where everything is. And it's like, I got to go through all that. So that's literally what we're doing after this, which I'm like, oh no. But I'm also like concerned about food because it's like, do you ever think about that every day? When do you eat? Like, I'm like, when are we going to get the food in? Because I got to get this done. But I also got to get the food.
Starting point is 01:38:26 And I also got to get my nails done. And like, do you do the food before? Go get lunch. Then clear. Oh, I thought we were clearing and then going to get lunch. You can't do that on an empty stomach. That's a lot of work. But then you eat.
Starting point is 01:38:36 Then you're tired. That is true. Gary calls it warm belly syndrome. Because he. Syndrome is crazy. Because he gets really cozy after he eats. Yeah. Just like lay down yeah that's a tough one anyways back to back to ask your I love it I love it is that your distress yeah I love it I have to think of other TikToks because
Starting point is 01:38:56 that's really the only idea I have no I thought you posted one about the Ariana Grande thing no that but that was my inciting incident because I saw all the TikTokers there and they were all doing little TikToks with Ariana and then I sydney sweeney have the same thing another like tiktok event and i'm like damn i went who got to go to these uh honestly oh jake shane once again well he is the the hit boy yeah um but all like the little the beauty people that one girl who does the nikki minaj impersonation but she hates. So, you know, kudos to her. Who's that? Sophia Grace? No. Who is it? Who does Nicki Minaj?
Starting point is 01:39:29 Hi, Sophia Grace. I love her. You were on the Ellen kick today. I know. I was on Ellen's stand back in the day. I was on Ellen. What can I say? I'm loyal.
Starting point is 01:39:37 I have to always stand by her. You haven't seen the girl on stage. I forget her name, but she does the Nicki Minaj voice. What? And she goes to red carpets and she called out to Kiki Palmer as Nicki Minaj and Kiki ran over. And then all she does is just Nicki? Yeah, she does a great Nicki Mina voice. And she goes to red carpets. And she called out to Kiki Palmer as Nicki Minaj. And Kiki ran over.
Starting point is 01:39:46 And then all she does is just Nicki? Yeah, she does a great Nicki Minaj. I love that. OK. But I don't know. Everyone was there. And I was like, damn it. I saw the TikTokers.
Starting point is 01:39:53 I haven't seen one person with Ariana Grande this week. I saw so many people. Oh, man. I didn't get to know her either. Terry Jo's friends were there. Athena, I believe is her name. She was there. She did like three TikToks.
Starting point is 01:40:05 She was keying it up with Ari. I was like, damn. Everyone was having a good time. Oh, Dallas Mendoza, obviously. I did see his. Yeah, with the height difference. I was like, damn. What was she promoting?
Starting point is 01:40:16 Ari on beauty. And really, they just invite TikTokers. So I'm like, damn. I guess. You gotta be a TikToker. Between Ari and Sydney sweeney the same week it was like the two planes hit oscar towers i was like it's over it's oh i really gotta get on tiktok okay so have you posted one no but um so they're so easy they're so easy i do love a tiktok
Starting point is 01:40:36 like tiktok is my favorite hands down it's just so fun to post it is crazy when people don't post like i meet people at mean greets and like they just watch tiktok and don't post. I meet people at Mean Greets and they just watch TikTok and don't post. I'm like, you don't want to post? Why? I watch TikToks to get inspired, what to post, what to comment on. Oh my God, this is so exciting. Yeah, so we'll see how that goes. I like it. I probably will retire as soon as I get the invite to someone's beauty event.
Starting point is 01:41:01 Just one event you want to go to. I feel like you could get that easily. You would think. I was like, Linares? I feel like you could get that easily. You would think. I was like, Linares? I feel like I could have been there with the Sydney suite. I would have put on the little lip gloss and taken a photo with Sydney. You have a lot of boys go to these. Oh, there's dolls.
Starting point is 01:41:13 They do. I guess beauty. Yeah. I guess Jake Sheen's not beauty though. He's just cutie. He's just cutie. He's just cutie. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:41:20 I know. I know. We never get invited to anything. That's why this White Lotus, I felt, was meant for us to happen. Because I'm like, we never get invited. And then they followed up so many times. Like, are you coming? Are you coming?
Starting point is 01:41:28 And I was like – because I just thought it's generic. Like, it doesn't really matter. And then they're just like, no, you should come. And I had to say no. And I was like, what happened? We'll get another invite soon. Yeah. Here's hoping.
Starting point is 01:41:39 Yeah. You can come to the Heirs of Trish tour. You're invited to that. Vegas. That's all I need. April 12th. Sydney, I'm good. Wait, are you going to Coachella this weekend?
Starting point is 01:41:48 No, I'm not going to Coachella this weekend. Kevin Lee is going to Coachella. For the plot, for the hot topics. First of all, I'm pretty immobile. I can't really be walking around the desert. How are you? How are you even going to ask about that part? Oh, my God.
Starting point is 01:41:58 Oh, my God. I forgot. That feels like so long ago, weirdly, because this past week was so long. Yeah. So long. I was supposed to go for my MRI. This isn't even it is kind of interesting i guess they didn't tell me how small this mri machine was like i
Starting point is 01:42:10 barely fit like fit in there triggered and then we talked about it on i think patreon i got suffocated as a kid lovingly i think by my brothers a lot so i was like my i guess i'm mildly claustrophobic i thought i'd be fine but i laid down they tried to put me in there and it was like a 35 minute thing and i was like i can't do this i ran out of the freaking mri when when was this last week last week yeah how small like what do you how small like i it was like a coffin like i had to lay like this like like a tanning bed i think even small like i because i've done a tanning bed before and never cared because i had some breathing air yes this was like you had to be slender it was i was like oh my god how did you run out i was like i'm sorry sorry i need to get out and then i like yeah yeah so um i had to find the plus size mri machine but then it's like they
Starting point is 01:42:55 have one yeah i love that because literally this one they said it like when i went to the front desk like oh yeah ours are the smallest like machines that are out but you can go to this one that has they're like oh you can fit in that one they do that with my blood pressure i'm always like they take a blood pressure with a normal one and they put it up one and they put up one like hey let's get the let's get the bigger one and then like the biggest size i was like okay just i have a big arm yeah it's better to start big and then go small exactly they always redo it it's like when they put you on those scales like that
Starting point is 01:43:26 used to go like this and they would start you at 100. I hate that. And then move it to 150 and you're just like, come on, keep going. Keep sliding it up. Keep sliding it up.
Starting point is 01:43:36 Those are triggered. I can't really do a big desert walking event like that. Although this, it does look pretty litty this year though I will say. I know. I keep saying all the freaking billboards. Everyone's
Starting point is 01:43:48 doing the Sabrina thing. Last year she did TT's Espresso on a billboard. Now everyone's got a billboard. I saw, was it Tyla? Tyla has one. Lady Gaga has one. Jenny has one. I think Ava Max has one. They're all so fierce. I would love to drive by and see.
Starting point is 01:44:04 God, you know who's going to be there? Jake Shane probably and Alicia Marie. Of course. No, they're going to be and I would I would love to drive by and see god you know who's gonna be there Jake Shane probably and Alicia Marie of course no they're gonna be at all the houses yes I mean they are the
Starting point is 01:44:10 Ferris wheel Neon Carnival that one house what was that house everyone was at Guess Guess yeah David Oberkiss
Starting point is 01:44:17 Guess yeah oh my god he's gonna be there too the evil boss oh my god I can't believe he does Coachella he does a lot of things
Starting point is 01:44:26 that I'm like, huh? Tyler was coming for you. She's reheating your nachos. Hers was Got Water was her campaign. You should recreate it. It's her just in a bikini with water squirting all over her on a hose.
Starting point is 01:44:42 It's kind of cute. I like her a lot. Recreate it. I think it's kind of cute it's actually i like this yeah i like her a lot recreate it i think it's a bit of a different approach to water than mine still the same message honestly true yeah water is the source and it was that was kind of the theme i guess of the finale of white lotus too yeah the boy lachlan saw water so they thought that was like simplifying his death yeah everyone was kind of rooting for his death though I was yeah not cleaning out a dirty blender
Starting point is 01:45:07 they're like death to that person that was crazy I also like the idea toxic masculinity kills but then he lived so I was like okay well I guess
Starting point is 01:45:14 it doesn't kill but it should don't you think period I think so yeah it will it'll kill all society
Starting point is 01:45:20 I know that I hope these Minecraft kids grow up to be respectable hopefully they're teaching respect in that movie. I can't even imagine what it's about. Anyway, sorry. I'm going to keep going back to it. I was like, I can't even imagine.
Starting point is 01:45:32 I don't know if there's really much plot to the Minecraft movie. But what do they do? Like, ask people or what? I have no idea. Everything I've seen is just like a video game reference, which is good. That's the ticket, you know? They just want to see the video game in a movie. Don't do anything fancy with it.
Starting point is 01:45:49 Easy. Yeah. They did it. I guess that's why Barbie worked because there was no like – Oh, but there are all those Barbie movies. Wait. What do you mean? Like Barbie was like another one where it's like a beloved IP, you know?
Starting point is 01:46:04 Right. But it is, I guess, more of a blank slate than like a Minecraft, I guess. Barbie hindsight could have been better. I liked it. I was into the hype of it, but I was like, they made it just a little too,
Starting point is 01:46:14 maybe a little too feminist. I don't know. What? Right? No? I mean, the complaint was about there was too much Ken. Oh, really?
Starting point is 01:46:22 Like in his world and the whole thing. Okay. Maybe you're right. And then you were on here being like, why is Ryan Gosling getting all the awards? It should be Margot Robbie. My mind has changed. I've been in the Midwest for too long. Two weekends in a row.
Starting point is 01:46:34 Maybe that's why you have the nightmares. Yeah, that could be. Okay. Maybe you're right. I just remember at the end of her being like, okay, gonna be a real girl now. I was like, why don't you stay in Barbie world? Why didn't you stay? I can was just like she wanted to feel emotions and they're overrated honestly yeah they are that's what i'm saying kind of just let's stay in barbie
Starting point is 01:46:52 world yeah barbara i would have stayed there with no emotions and just be cute and living my sweet life every day there's no emotions in barbie land probably no one has borderline honestly gag it that is so true yeah there you go yeah no no mental illness in barbie land right yeah so stay there yeah you're right if i had the choice i would yeah just hear lizzo every day hey barbie i love i love i do love that too just popping out of bed floating down to your car getting toast i didn't have toast this morning i think that was my i gotta get toast and grapefruit today that's on my checklist. We have no groceries. You know when you're gone for so long and then like the morning you're like,
Starting point is 01:47:27 where's the toast? Where's the milk? Where's the grapefruits? Okay, we're going to get that today. I need a snack. We have no snacks in here. In here? No, I don't need any.
Starting point is 01:47:38 I don't need one. I'm just kidding. It's fine. I'm okay. Thanks. I don't know. Even upstairs there was no snacks. There was no like candies, you know, a little something. But I'm okay. Thanks. I don't know. Even upstairs, there was no snacks. There was no like candies, you know, a little something.
Starting point is 01:47:47 But I'm okay. I'm really fine. I saw somebody gave you Feastable, like the peanut butter one. What? Oh, a Feastable. Oh, we could go for a Feastable. That's another one. I feel like we did a 180 on two.
Starting point is 01:48:00 But the chocolate's just good. I mean, I don't know. I know. I still don't know. Honestly, I've learned I don't really have a hard stance on many well actually no it's a lie like there's still people i dislike i take it back i retract what i just said you don't you like kendall now you like justin bieber now i don't like i i admire people who like i support from a distance a comfortable distance i don't like who do you dislike still i still dislike i hate to say it but like the paul
Starting point is 01:48:25 brothers i think are still kind of annoying yeah which you don't dislike them you just think they're annoying um i kind of dislike i still am uh when they were transphobic i don't that one i'm like right right right i don't really forget that one yeah recklessly transphobic i'm like okay and then never really like apologizing for it when you were wrong I guess Harry Jowsey but even him I kind of I feel like you were trying to be friends with him two episodes ago but okay I was like hey
Starting point is 01:48:53 that was actually more Jake Shane I'm like damn if Jake Shane is friends with him then I guess you know Jake Shane has more influence on me than anyone yeah truly I'm like if Jake Shane likes him I guess I should too I get that I get that I'm sorry like Glenn Powell he's friends with him damn you're so right because he's the only one i see that you know i think i started liking glenn powell after jake that's crazy he really does influence you you gonna go see a show and i'll like he's the number one influencer i guess i should yeah
Starting point is 01:49:17 i then i i'll come back just like full um octopus lover vibes yeah like my personality trait will be like yeah i'm gonna sell merch i haven't seen his merch what would it say i guess like octopus full octopus lover vibes. Yeah. Like my personality trait would be like mini Jake Sheen. I want to see his merch. I haven't seen his merch. What would it say? I guess like octopus lover. It's a good name. It is a good name.
Starting point is 01:49:32 He's really taking off. See the man at McDonald's. This is kind of like not a celebrity hot topic, but just a hot topic I thought was interesting. Kind of divided on X too. There was a man
Starting point is 01:49:42 who left his 10-year-old, 6-year-old, and 1-year-old at McDonald's. Oh, yes. You see this? Yes. And he went next door for a job interview and got arrested. Yeah. And so I would say the majority of the internet was kind of on his side.
Starting point is 01:49:55 It was like, well, 10 years old is old enough to leave them to watch the 6 and the 1-year-old. But then, you know, I guess the reason he got arrested was negligence or something or abandonment of his children. But he was right next next door it was for a job interview thoughts um i kind of agree i feel like if to me i didn't really look too much into it to me it kind of seemed like a systemic thing like maybe even like a racist thing to be honest because he's black oh i mean that was i mean i didn't look into it too much though but that's kind of the vibe i got because i feel like that's kind of a common thing and i think it would be very different if it was like a white person doing it you know interesting um but that was just my my also how does it help so they're like okay you left your kids for 15 20 minutes so now
Starting point is 01:50:40 we're gonna take you to jail for a longer time from your kids right where do they go with the kids like what's the point of that? That's so trauma for them, too. Yeah. So she's like next door. So she was a public place. We got left. I mean, I don't know if I was.
Starting point is 01:50:51 I guess I wanted to have a one-year-old. Maybe that's the issue. I don't know. But definitely my brother. We're three years apart. Definitely watched me at 10. And I was like seven. Austin probably the same with my brother.
Starting point is 01:51:00 Yeah. Yeah. They like left us at Sunrise, Byron, Illinois. They're just like, oh, go eat at Sunrise. And they come back and pick you up. Yeah. And I think he was right next door it was a job interview obviously child care is so expensive not everyone has access to it um so what the hell i feel like it's also better for him to be like right next door versus leaving them at home yeah that's true so get them closer yeah And also make sure they're getting food.
Starting point is 01:51:26 Because is there a legal age? Someone had told me it was like six. You could leave your kids home alone. I thought that was crazy. I was like, that's wild. It must vary. I feel like how. It varies.
Starting point is 01:51:33 I remember 12 and 14, but it's. Someone said. So it's a subjective. What if your 10 year old is really good at taking care of their sibling or like. I swear we talked about on Hot Topics once you said like you could be legally home alone if you're over the age of six or something. In California, there's no specific legal age, but experts recommend 12 years old is a good guideline. Oh, okay.
Starting point is 01:51:58 But if there's no age, yeah. I swear we talked about it one time. 16 states require or recommend a minimum age From 6 to So for some states it is 6 Yeah Which is like wild but I guess we were left alone I don't know
Starting point is 01:52:13 I guess you think in your house and There's cameras nowadays I don't know So interesting yeah I mean to be arrested is crazy I guess he did get out hopefully he got out And like yeah where did he go with the children? Like, who? I don't know.
Starting point is 01:52:28 He's trying to get a job, too. I know. Damn. He just went out and. Was reckless, you know. Yeah. There was a TikToker girl. God.
Starting point is 01:52:36 I was like, that girl with all the tattoos. Yeah. She left. She left her kid over, like, it was like her one son. He was like, I guess he was older, too. But she was out, like, at 7, 11. I think it was, like, 5, maybe, or something like that. Oh, really?
Starting point is 01:52:51 Oh, I thought it was 10. Okay, so it makes a difference. But, yeah, she went out, and she was, like, partying or whatever. And the cops came to the house. But I don't think she got arrested, actually, now that I think about it. Because I just don't know how they resolve it. You know, there's different ways to resolve it but doesn't necessarily you go to jail or that was my own also a cancelable person is back to see
Starting point is 01:53:11 michael weiss back on tiktok do you know michael weiss from tana khan yes and he is crying he is sobbing he is back he is he's ready to expose everything. Is he on the Segway? That would have been iconic the first to talk back. You put the camera on the little tripod and then you roll into the screen on the Segway. It would have been fierce. That would have actually been so good that he was back. He's all over my FYP. That's wild.
Starting point is 01:53:37 He's ready to talk about TanaCon, but he's not talking about TanaCon. He hasn't said anything yet. He's like, can't wait to tell you guys the truth. I was like, do people still care? saw the truth right we saw in the we saw the unedited footage right we did see it shane dawson one poor thing poor tana can't catch a break i'm just like oh my gosh i was like this is crazy hopefully she stays in her peace era isn't that crazy when people just come back like this from like, I don't know. Out of the woodwork. Yeah. Now's the time.
Starting point is 01:54:07 It's like, is it? I don't know. I think it's kind of done and done. But the whole thing is him about this. Like, it's so crazy. It's crazy. People just love to come back. I feel like even when we rewatched it, like on Patreon,, we rewatched, like, the TanaCon Shane thing.
Starting point is 01:54:33 I feel like, I don't know, like, Dramageddon, I guess, was before it got, like, real, like, you know, dark. It was more of, like, a key. But TanaCon, I was like, yes, it's, you know, people got somewhere and there was some, like, irresponsibility there but considering everything else we've seen from influencers like the most dubious crypto scams like grooming craziness yes in comparison yeah it's like people breaking their bones and you know not getting tampons and stuff like in comparison it's like we got bigger fish to fry you know what i mean no david dobrik it's like we love him snapchat guests hugo boss great we saw him literally swing his friend around an excavator but meanwhile tana khan like you said yeah there was some sunburn there was other people involved she was kind of just part of it she tried to help the situation like we'll never we'll always forever be camping yeah it is wild like in it's like, it really is insane.
Starting point is 01:55:25 Yeah. It's like, I guess, Michael Weiss. I don't know. I haven't seen anything from him. Yeah, he's all over the place on TikTok. I was like, damn. I kept seeing it. I was like, what the heck?
Starting point is 01:55:38 I think it's more camp if he does something on the segue. Like, I feel like, hey, Tana, you want to collab on TikTok writing a segue? I think that will do numbers versus, a tana con expose because you were just like a kid trying to put on a convention and you didn't know what the hell you were doing that's really what it boils down to yeah and tana was just go along with the flow not to tie it back to white lotus but it was kind of giving rick because she was also trying to get her revenge on vidcon nothing good comes from revenge that's so true yeah that's that's the point that's a good moral from that story yeah so you just gotta be at peace you know let karma do his thing always that's why i always tell people don't seek out revenge yeah yeah it doesn't always kind of
Starting point is 01:56:19 backfire on you literally yeah so i'm like whoa yeah literally damn um but yeah i feel like tana khan we've all moved past i like the tana khan memes though i feel like it's just a fun thing to throw out there every now and then you know but yeah not like yeah i like seeing that random tiktok gabby hannah performing at tana khan i always think that's fun i don't know if i did we watch what song did you sing I forget maybe Monster I want to say because it was pre Butterflies and all that
Starting point is 01:56:48 so wow originally or Out Loud maybe that was good but then I remember she was like well it is a Tana
Starting point is 01:56:54 Mojo event so she's shading the event she's performing at like girl you're there too what is happening no VidCon this year
Starting point is 01:57:03 for you no VidCon for me. But maybe after my first TikTok, they'll invite me and then I'll be like, okay, sure. Would you go if you were like a creator? A creator. Yeah. But I think, again, I've learned from Tana, if you don't have that feature creator badge, no problem.
Starting point is 01:57:15 Is that even a thing anymore? I wonder if there's still parties. I know. I have no idea. And who's going to these things? They did have a Squishmallow swimming pool last year or something. That did seem fun. Was it in the water or was it just a pool full of Squishmallows? It was just a pool full of
Starting point is 01:57:27 Squishmallows. Oh, you know what it was? It was like a pool full of Squishmallows but you were like a human claw machine and they would lower you and then you gotta like grab as many Squishmallows as you could. Okay, I like that. That's kind of a cute little promo, I guess. That is the one thing I would want to do. How are you in a claw machine? Are you like suspended by a rope or what?
Starting point is 01:57:44 I think so. They like harness you in a claw machine are you like suspended by a rope or what I think so they like harness you and then they lower you into this pool of squish mellows and then you grab one and then that's that yeah
Starting point is 01:57:51 and these were adults doing it or kids I saw Jenny Nicholson doing it you know Jenny Nicholson she was the one that tweeted about Shane at Disneyland
Starting point is 01:57:59 oh okay I see Shane by the way shout out to all the people who love when I talk about Shane I see they're always like stop talking about him
Starting point is 01:58:06 he posted a video I saw like 17 hours ago that says like something about Disneyland again I was like damn he really is going hard on him it's like like it was like
Starting point is 01:58:14 worst things about Disney or conspiracies about Disney again yeah I haven't watched it but I did see the video I guess theme parks are his thing now maybe
Starting point is 01:58:22 I don't know yeah he's like I'm skinny I'm gonna go on all the rides. Which, honestly, I get that. You know, being a fatty who couldn't fit on a lot of rides, it is liberating to finally be able to get in there. That's true. That's me with a booth.
Starting point is 01:58:34 I can't wait to go back into booths. My belly is so big. We had to build our own booth. And I was like, okay, finally can fit into one. But it's scary. There's some that are – who's the tightest booth? There's some booths I really can't fit in. I'm like, oh, I got to like sit on a chair.
Starting point is 01:58:45 And the chairs are scary because they can break. Where are we supposed to sit? You're having PTSD from that. It was already broken when you sat on it. Oh, it's like the third chair I broke. So scary. And the boots, I think they make them for big people. But then the bellies don't fit in there.
Starting point is 01:58:59 No, boots have always been tricky because – and then if you're wearing shorts, then usually you stick to the – yeah, it's always a mess. that's the worst in the summer is getting out you know most laughing because i'm always sticking to those yes and also when you're the big one in the booth and sometimes you know when the table you can push out a little bit but then all the skinny people have to like reach on the table but for you it's like right your belly's like touching it you know that's always the worst skinny people have this much room well you can okay so what I do because Malibu sits next to me I slant it so
Starting point is 01:59:27 so I have mine this way because Mo's on the opposite side so he gets it yeah and then she gets it a little closer to her so it's actually kind of nice so I can scoot it all the way
Starting point is 01:59:35 that's a good life hack I love it yeah I was on a golf cart I think I talked about this in Connecticut the casino they put me on a golf cart
Starting point is 01:59:42 when I got onto it it did kind of go down a little bit I was like I'm so sorry. That happened to someone else too. Maybe it was Lizzo. Lizzo, I think. With like Cardi B. Yeah, I saw her recently on X2.
Starting point is 01:59:51 I was like, what is this? I mean, there are tinies. Yeah, I don't blame her for that too. That probably is what made her be like, yeah, get me on that. For sure. I mean, those kind of things you're just like, especially when you break chairs. Yes. And you never forget it.
Starting point is 02:00:03 When I couldn't fit on that Six Flags ride, i'll remember that for the rest of my life it is i guess it's good i guess i don't know to be safe right yeah i guess if you can't fit it's better than to squeeze in there and like something happened but it is scarring you know i'm with you i've been scarred many times me trying to fit into that freaking MRI that was you know that sounds so triggering for real I know I hate getting weighed every time I go to the doctor they always weigh me I'm like do we have to do this I don't know why we have to
Starting point is 02:00:34 let's just guess love that I definitely give a rough estimate I definitely be like I'm around 250 because they ask for your height and I always just like you know throw out a number they never like you know put the measuring tape to you. But for weight, they really make you get on that scale. You're so right about that.
Starting point is 02:00:49 I think my license says I'm 180. Yes. Love. Because I'd be crazy to put 250. You probably were that teeny when you got your license. Well, my license is probably like 160. I was like 18. But my picture and my license.
Starting point is 02:01:00 But now I have a new updated one where I probably was more 200. Stick to the 180. Yeah. Yeah. 200 would be crazy on there if you have like five foot three two i mean it's fine it's honestly fine i need to read why are my brain into saying that because there's some people come to me green so like you know as a bigger person they're like not big at all like are you okay because you are so i need to stop saying it too because i'm like i mean i obviously am but they're like they're actual tiny people. And I'm like, you're actually tiny. But okay. That dysmorphia.
Starting point is 02:01:27 It's so real for people. It makes me so sad. I know. No easy transition. But Mikayla finally opening up about Cody on TikTok. Oh, yeah. I did actually comment this on TikTok. I rarely comment on current events live because I'm like, oh, we'll talk about hot topics.
Starting point is 02:01:40 But I did feel for her. Yeah, me too. I watched it. Yeah. She talked about how Cody had to go to rehab um i sympathize i like totally sympathizing you know but it it is the only off-putting thing was like waiting until you have the skincare line and then doing the Get Ready With Me and then using your own products and then making sure the label of your products is front and center. Like, it wasn't even, like, like, I could tell it was purposeful that the label of her products was literally, like, centered.
Starting point is 02:02:19 Because, you know, it's, like, a spherical thing. You can, it could be, you know, tilted a little bit. But she made sure the label was, like, not covered and like facing the camera yes and it was so like right in my face that's literally the first thing i noticed was like her using her own like the kardashians with mcdonald's and stuff when it's like in your face the product placement that's interesting i think yeah i think i think lesson rule number 101 if you're trying to come across sincere is like don't have any product. Don't be promoting something.
Starting point is 02:02:46 Don't have it be sponsored. I think that's, yeah, usually a good rule of thumb. I know whenever I talk about something serious, it's like, let me make sure there's, like, nothing that could be, like, no merch. Like, okay. Because I like when I wear my own merch. I'm like, let me take it off if it's something serious, you know? Because I didn't know.
Starting point is 02:03:01 I actually didn't notice that. That was, like, her big one that got, like, 17 million views. Yeah. She did, like, a follow-up where she was, like, eating celery notice that. That was like her big one that got like 17 million views. Yeah. She did like a follow up where she was like eating celery or something. But this was her big one. So that was just like. The timing you thought. The timing and then the product placement was just like off putting talking about something that is like so serious. I think also because Mikaela is someone who is very influencer. Like she is like a stereotypical influencer you know. So it would have been nice to have like she is like a stereotypical influencer you know so it would
Starting point is 02:03:26 have been nice to have like a genuine like connection with her where it was like no other things they couldn't see the products in there yeah because she's known for taking opportunities to you know hawk a product yeah so to see her not hawk a product would have been okay i didn't see that take um i even sent it to moses i sent him a screenshot i'm like this is crazy i might even know i didn't even notice it yeah and then so i that the other thing too is like i don't like i'm like not even at mikaela hater like i'm very i'm supportive i think to go through that like have your husband be an addict obviously i I cannot even relate to it that is so hard and scarring and tough to go through like loving someone who is just that sick and trying to make it work you know is so hard um and also to like
Starting point is 02:04:17 be away from them as they get their life together but also I love that she said you know when he gets his himself together he can come back and I'll be here open arms. I'm like, that's a beautiful thing to say. But then also, she was a little bit like, that's why you hate her speculating on whatever. It was almost like a gotcha. It was like, oh, see, this is what you get for everyone who was like being nasty to me. Oh, I see. But she was also, you know, she was the one making the TikToks.
Starting point is 02:04:43 Being sad. Being sad in bed. no cody next to her eating the mcdonald's the crumble like she was the one making content around it so there's some stuff where it wasn't the most genuine you know which was like a little disappointing but i do think the message was at least still good i didn't think about any of this i was like wow that's sad and i even said it mine it was i was eating some pasta in my any of this i was like i was like wow that's sad and i even said it mine it was i was eating some pasta in my hotel room and i was like damn y'all y'all should feel really bad about this which i guess was her point because that was crazy that kind of did come out of
Starting point is 02:05:15 nowhere and she did since like 2023 and they got married in 2023 i know what the hell happened and then she i revealed maybe she said people knew about this but i didn't know that she met him while he was in sober living i didn't know that either yeah i was like damn i mean that's a lot that is like hard on to take like if you meet someone in sober living it's like damn i mean i know obviously they're people and deserve that but that's hard he's like really young too i know because i'm like very empathetic i think yeah it's sad it is is sad. And anyone who. The general theme, right, is, like, you never know what people are going through, obviously. But then.
Starting point is 02:05:51 And she does get a lot of people who just hate her. And it's, like, you know, pay her just to hate her. Yeah. I do get that. That's sad. But then there is. If you do, like, troll a little bit, too, then aren't you kind of inviting some of that in that was like my only like pause i was like well you did really go hard making us all like think something was
Starting point is 02:06:14 wrong like you were getting a divorce or something because as a passive mckayla viewer i never would have thought anything if she wasn't sitting there making the tiktoks alone in bed being sad right right right right because we talked about her and that kind of thing yeah yeah it's tough it's tough when i see like influencers get hate and it's like kind of like silly hate because it's like yeah she like trolls but it's like is that serious you know what i mean like you said compared like the paul brothers yeah it's like it is crazy that the girls get because i know remy she hasn't made one remy joe bader hasn't made one in a while either too it's like how they get like so much hate for something that's like overall not serious like understand
Starting point is 02:06:47 why people are upset especially if you're like a follower or a fan but it's like overall like not that serious that's true and people go hard like they are like unfollow can't stand her like how turn against her like damn it's kind of scary yeah because it is one of those things like how do you talk about it Michaela's young too where it's like god i mean i guess you just think to i don't know i've done a lot of like videos where i've talked about some i don't know it's kind of weird to like like even my one of my videos i just talk about like a product or something or have my product there i don't know it's tough like if you were doing like if you were doing responding to like the colleen stuff but then you were also be like
Starting point is 02:07:24 come see the heirs of trish you know what i mean like i'm wearing bubb, responding to like the Colleen stuff, but then you were also be like, come see the heirs of Trish. You know what I mean? I'm wearing bubbly or something like that. Yeah. It's so hard. Cause I guess if it's just there and you're just using the products all the time, I guess.
Starting point is 02:07:32 And her thing is get ready with me. Yeah. I think she's always been a business woman and she's, she never was like that influencer that you get to know first, like on a personal level. I think people disagree.
Starting point is 02:07:44 I think they think they know her. She always been it's business you know and i'm gonna sell you something and i'm here to sell something but she talks about her personal life like but but like let's say okay she knows she has a big story she's gonna talk about him it's gonna get millions of views i'm gonna put my product in there like everything goes around what am i selling today and you know is it the sponsor post is it my product is it that might be a hot take she's she never came across as somebody that connects to her fans on a very personal level i always thought she did but i know what you're saying because a lot of people agree with you the new age of michaela is like that but i think the origin is that if that
Starting point is 02:08:20 makes sense yeah it has to start somewhere to gain followers yeah but i always thought she was like real like she would talk about her skin and her you know just everything like i always thought she was like kind of a real i think that was her origin but then she was kind of like what moses said like because then she was hawking products but then later i forget what brand she was like um i love this brand but then like two weeks later it was like products i'm never gonna finish and it's the product oh i think she does that stuff a lot so it did kind of become a paycheck although i will say even though i am criticizing her i love that despite going through some things so hard she's still working she has a really good work ethic if i had to say a positive she was traveling
Starting point is 02:08:58 she was doing which like you said yeah it's sometimes a distraction but that is crazy to go through like you just get married they've only been married like a year and a half you just get married he's an addict you kick him out you have to do all these jobs i feel so bad for her i mean that on the personal level it's the worst case scenario because addiction is the worst to deal with because it's really it's heartbreaking you see a person you love and there's no way you can help them and then that means she's alone and that was like her person you know like I don't, because I don't think she connects on a personal level with people around her.
Starting point is 02:09:27 I think that was her person. That was her personal life. And he's not there. And it's horrible. I mean, I feel really, really, really awful, bad for her. And it's like for a life, like addicts are for life. Like you're always an addict. It's tough.
Starting point is 02:09:39 Like I feel awful for her. But aside of that, I just think she's a business influencer. You know what I mean?'s but i think that would have been a good opportunity for her to be authentic like fully authentic you know because it is something so personal and like something that like so many people can relate to and like really side with her so i think it was an opportunity to just be fully like and she could have just sat down and not shown any products and it still would have gotten millions of views. For sure.
Starting point is 02:10:07 But I think she can't take the business hat off. Does she ever do podcasts? Does she ever talk outside of her platform? That's what I mean. Like she doesn't seem to care about having a conversation
Starting point is 02:10:17 or talking about her or giving anything without getting something for it. Yeah, I think she's like kind of like scared too because people do call her out. She's probably like scared to not to do podcasts um but yeah it's like the equivalent of like youtube videos like if you were sincere back in the day you would say oh i turn monetization
Starting point is 02:10:33 off you know what i mean that's how you knew someone was sorry yeah and then you'd have to screenshot and show and i did that quite a bit whenever i was like serious i was like let me turn the monetization off and like show you know what i mean it sucks it does suck so you know it's gonna get views but you're like okay if i'm gonna be sincere about this recently with the documentary oh yeah you're right yeah he just did that and maybe him and michaela need to have a sit down together but i think there's nothing wrong that's just her business model i think there's nothing wrong with it like i don't expect her to be i feel like there is something wrong with product placement like such a serious issue you know what i mean but that's what i mean if that was the case i don't know like i don't expect her to be. I feel like there is something wrong with product placement on, like, such a serious issue. You know what I mean?
Starting point is 02:11:05 But that's what I mean. If that was the case, I don't know. Like, I don't see... She never had a... Like, I don't see her as a platform to talk about serious issues. I see it as just... This is all advertisement all the time.
Starting point is 02:11:14 It's just a question of what she's going to use to advertise the thing. But if we're, like, getting a divorce and I'm, like, showing, like... If I'm drinking out of this, I'm like, so it's really sad. I guess Moses, like,
Starting point is 02:11:22 cheated on me. You know what I mean? Like, it's like, you don't really need it. And the heiress of Trish posters behind you. Yeah,
Starting point is 02:11:28 where's that? Is that one up here? Probably just, like, it's crazy. You have a passion of sharing your life. I think she has that.
Starting point is 02:11:36 She does. I'm just agreeing. I don't think so. I think she has a passion of selling and getting views. TikTok is weirdly on Moses' side lately. Everything.
Starting point is 02:11:43 He has a whole Stan account on there. Moses knows. Everything is like, Moses gets it. Moses is so lately. Everything. He has a whole Stan account on there. Moses knows. Everything is like Moses gets it. Moses is so smart. I was like, okay. I disagree on this one, but I get you. I just think she always was like a real person.
Starting point is 02:11:54 I think – I kind of agree with Oscar. Like when she started changing, people were like, what the hell? Like you always told us everything about your life. Yeah, because that's how she got big was she was like real and people like trusted her because she had that connection but then there was the point of like selling out business hat on and then it became money for i mean even her wedding had like you know sponsorship elements to it too so she's the elf there there was really no life event that is you know yeah not a business thing which i get to a degree but also she must have good money at this point right so it's like you could have this one thing you know yeah especially like your own skincare
Starting point is 02:12:29 line you know that could be whatever it's probably gonna come and go like everyone's like comes and goes you know mine did too like it's it'll it'll be around for a few years and it'll close you know yeah so it's like did you really need to promote that with this yeah and i don't know and also if you're getting views people will know about your skincare if you're getting views, people will know about your skincare anyway. You know what I mean? Yeah. People will go to like more. Yeah. Her link. Her main link. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:12:48 Speaking of links, it's like way into the show. It's like, oh, here's my promo at the end of the show. My link tree is available now. Put the link tree in the description. My link tree is available and my billboard is up in Times Square above the Eminem candy store. Go to linktree.com description. My Linktree is available. And my billboard's up in Times Square above the M&M Candy Store. Go to Linktree.com slash Trisha Paytas today. And send us pictures. We want to see it.
Starting point is 02:13:10 Yeah, send us pictures. They haven't sent me the billboard yet. Is an Eris and Trish billboard up? I don't know. They're like, do you want us to put a billboard at that? I was like, I guess. It's at the M&M Store in Times Square. My favorite thing is I go to that Allgarden.
Starting point is 02:13:21 I say that W. That's my little corner. Oh, my God. It says it airs every 300 seconds. So go to that all garden. I see that W. That's my little corner. Oh, my God. It says it airs every 300 seconds. So go to Times Square and check it out. Thank you, Linktree. Not sponsored, really.
Starting point is 02:13:33 You're becoming a staple in Times Square. Huh? You're becoming a staple in Times Square. I know. You really are. They're like, oh, do you want to do Linktree? They'll put up a billboard. I'm like, I guess.
Starting point is 02:13:40 I guess that's my compensation. I don't know. It doesn't matter. I love it. I always wanted a Linktree, and I'm not even being sponsored. I really did always want a link tree it just seems so freaking hard to put all those links in you can just
Starting point is 02:13:48 I was like it looks so pretty you can just I mean make one it's complicated no it's like oh my god
Starting point is 02:13:54 how do you find them they have my store in there they have my tour tickets kind of good I made one like and it took like seven minutes you have a link tree
Starting point is 02:14:01 yes for like three links wow it's pretty easy my link tree is cool I You have a link tree? Yes. For like three links. Wow. It's pretty easy. My link tree is cool. I like it. My link tree is very cool.
Starting point is 02:14:10 And check it out today. I love it. I love that you made a link tree in 2025. Yeah. It's big. Big things are happening. It's a cool link tree. They did a good job. My billboard's up.
Starting point is 02:14:20 Go check it out. All right. Well, do we have anything else? Are we wrapping it up? The final one is yeah did you see the TikTok David Dobrik
Starting point is 02:14:29 deleted with his assistant oh he deleted that yes what how come you didn't tell me about a David Dobrik news we were together all week how come we never
Starting point is 02:14:39 were like did you see David Dobrik like you tell me everything oh I have a Minecraft dissertation plan okay great where's the David Dobrik debrief I didn't know this okay but you didn't see the TikTok David Dobrik? You tell me everything. Oh, I have a Minecraft dissertation planned. Okay, great. Where's the David Dobrik? Debrief.
Starting point is 02:14:46 I didn't know this. Okay. Wait, you didn't see the TikTok? No! Oh, okay. What? Let me play it for you because that'll be the gag. It is quite something. And at first I thought it was just trolling, but then he deleted it which makes me think he was serious. Oh, no. He's always serious.
Starting point is 02:15:02 I feel. Fear? Feel. Because it was produced and a long one. It was long. It was like almost two minutes. Is it a troll? The day started a little bit rocky, but I picked myself back up and headed to the grocery store because David wanted his favorite meal. You can definitely say he's a picky eater, but when I first started working for him, he flew me to Chicago so I could learn all of his mom's recipes. And a few years later, you can definitely call me a pro. David's been anticipating this weekend for far too long.
Starting point is 02:15:24 It's one of his closest friends' bachelor party. And like the presentable guy I know, he needed a little haircut. It was time for me to hit the road and hop on a plane to Vegas. I needed to get there a little bit early, so I made sure that everything was perfect for my boss's big weekend ahead. I checked him in, and then it was time to unpack. And the most essential item is David's pillow. Whenever he's traveling, I make sure to bring one from his bed. And then I start to unpack some of the items that make David feel feel a little bit more and then i started to hang up david's
Starting point is 02:15:48 clothes i wanted to make sure that they didn't get wrinkles so that he could see where everything is then i moved into the bathroom and added some of david's favorites and then it was time for the fridge david loves a good butler pantry and the boys needed plenty of options this is pretty much just assistant 101 at this point i heard the door open and guess who it was? My boss! That means it was time to lay out some of the assorted snacks just in case he was hungry. Then David arranged a little surprise for his friend Mike who's getting married and he surprised him with his very own Rolex. Last but not least David had one more special surprise.
Starting point is 02:16:18 And he knows how lonely Illya gets on these trips without his girlfriend. We decided to give him the gift of a handheld companion. Illya's very own UltraB Bowl by Bellessa Boutique. It was sponsored, probably. It's the brand new Ultra Blow. I mean, I know it seems like I'm kidding, but this thing has eight settings. It's five inches deep, so you may get lost in there.
Starting point is 02:16:38 Okay, so which mode is your favorite? I don't know. I have my own box over there. Okay. This is going to be sick there okay just to avoid that you like ilia and get your own balessa ultra bowl for free right at the link in bio that's wrap on the weekend bye okay well sponsored but then deleting it well what what was the hate comments because i mean well everyone was like this is the grown man. Why is his assistant being his mother, his babysitter? So I honestly, I initially wasn't even going to make it a hot topic because I was like,
Starting point is 02:17:10 oh, it's so obviously like trolling, rage bait. But then he deleted it after everyone was calling him out for it. So then I'm like, wait, was part of it like for realsies? Because he also has another one. Like they've done it a few times where he's like, he's posted to his TikTok, his assistant's like day in the life or whatever and she she posted one like the beginning of the last month and that one's still up i feel like this might be like a weirdly hot take from me but i wouldn't even think anything like weird about it a grown man having to like bring little nerf guns
Starting point is 02:17:41 and a comic book and he had l'Oreal kids shampoo and soap. I know. I feel like I've like been around a couple of personal assistants from people that they do crazy shit with them like that. Like really. Like I've never had a personal assistant and it like blows my mind that there's people like that and maybe why I would never have one. But yeah.
Starting point is 02:17:59 No, I agree. I think it's like weird, but I hear weird shit all the time from personal assistants. Wow. Maybe I know like three personal assistants I'm thinking of that have done like, yeah, that kind of have to do all that weird shit. So to me, I was like, oh, that doesn't look, I think it's weird. Of course. I don't know.
Starting point is 02:18:14 I didn't think of it as like trolling. Like I was like, that literally looks like probably what she does. Because I remember even back in the day when he had Natalie go like do random shit like that. You know what I mean? That's true. You did talk about when she went to like Gummy Bears or something like that, right? Oh, yeah. Like picking things out. I know like even stories of people I don't know, like J-Lo, like, you know what i mean you did talk about when she went to like gummy bears or something like that yeah oh yeah like picking things out i know like even stories i don't know people i don't
Starting point is 02:18:27 know like j-lo like you know having to pick out like certain colored like m&ms or something like that for so they can only like a certain like color or something you know so i don't know if that's like a thing at least that's like a diva maybe she doesn't like the w whatever the w40 whatever no w yellow red 40 yellow 40 just like pick all them out you know what i mean like at least like if it at least was a little bit cooler but i'm like the the kids shampoo and soap and then you have to have why do you have to have like nerf guns laying around why do you have to have a like a comic book from the avengers like on the backlash that i saw was more about uh related to jeff and that Rolex. Oh, true.
Starting point is 02:19:05 About all the money throwing away while he could just. Oh, so there's two different backlashes? That's the one I saw was more about Jeff. When I was a personal assistant to that meat guy, I remember having to do some crazy weird shit too. I remember the Ed Hardy store would open at 10 a.m. or something like that. But I had to call ahead and try. It was almost like the Devil Wears Prada where I had to call to get the shirt before it was even released at 10 a.m so I'm like I had to figure out a way to get into the store at the Christian Audition store on Melrose at 8 a.m
Starting point is 02:19:30 and he's like if you can't figure it out you'll be fired so I remember I was like going there like trying to tell them like oh my boss is like sick he's dying like I need this shirt or whatever because he's you know he might not even live to 10 a.m like you know just doing weird and stuff because he's like you'll like literally be fired I remember having to go to a club at like midnight a club I had to dress up as a girl and I had to pretend that I was like his girlfriend or whatever so he could get out of this date so I had to like go and be like I can't believe you're cheating I'm like 18 at the time and so like and this is a guy selling meat out of his truck in Hollywood you know what I mean so I don't like it's not the craziest thing to me the Rolex thing I feel like
Starting point is 02:20:00 has been brought up because he's done that before he like bought a watch for like a hundred thousand and so like and yeah also like annoying but it's also like david never cares about hate so it's weird he deletes that because like yeah to me this is i hate david but it's like this is like one of the least things that he would get hate on everything this is yeah this is what you delete it's like okay well that's the sponsor wanted it out. Oh, that's period. Yeah. Okay, that's it. Because we've had that happen before too, where they're like, please take this down
Starting point is 02:20:28 because... No association. Yeah. Which is, again, weird because he does get Hugo Boss. He gets like sponsorships. It's odd. That one's odd to me because to me, I watched it. I wasn't like, I hate him.
Starting point is 02:20:42 I hate his face. But I'm like, i don't know to me i was just like damn again but i have a very different delusional perspective i was like this was the guy that i had i was i fell for growing up is realizing that yeah that's for sure i'm like damn like i could see that being like a cutesy in 2019, maybe. When you, you know, was younger, you know, little, like, not disillusioned yet, I guess. But then it's like, damn, after everything, you're still, this is still what you like want the brand to be like. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:21:20 And especially because he went through so much effort to get the body makeover. He does this podcast talking about, hooking up with girls. Like, you'd think that would be a little bit more. So there's parts of him wanting to be, like, grown up. And then there's still, like, this where everything is, like, you can't even get a haircut for five minutes without playing the Nintendo Wii. Embarrassing AF, for sure. Especially, I think Tana was even talking about it on Canceled. Especially because, like, when you have a body transformation people think you've transformed so he had that opportunity where people were like
Starting point is 02:21:49 on his side again just because all of a sudden he's like ripped and it's like and i think tana talked about the show the next time i get canceled like i'm just gonna like get ripped and people forget it because they think of that as like a mental transformation too and so to go and revert back to this yeah like yeah you look like you're a loser and you look pathetic and just because you have money doesn't mean makes you any less of, you look like you're a loser and you look pathetic and just because you have money doesn't mean it makes you any less of a loser. So it is like stupid and weird,
Starting point is 02:22:09 but he's just gotten so much hate. So you might be right with like the brand wanting it down because he does not care. He gets hate all the time. He blocks things. And I'm all for a little bit of,
Starting point is 02:22:18 you know, whimsy and a little bit of, you know, childhood holding on to that inner child, whatever. But this was like you literally can't do a single task without acting like a 12 year old well he is i mean he literally is stunted growth that's for sure i guess yeah i mean you know it's bad when the
Starting point is 02:22:34 ultimate blower cancels you when they're like you know what even a blow machine is like we don't want to be associated with you like that's when you know you've effed up. It's not even like dominoes, you know? It's like, this is like a blower for the ultimate man. Like, ooh, actually, we don't want to be associated with this. I mean, it was like a good sponsorship for him and got it taken away. Well, that means he had to buy that Rolex without the sponsorship money. He probably still got paid because there's always clauses where, like, you still have to pay me. I posted it, you know what I mean?
Starting point is 02:23:04 Which sucks, but. And it did get You know what I mean? Which sucks. And it did get views before it got deleted, I guess. Was it on TikTok? Yeah. It was originally TikTok. I wonder what the caption was. I want to see what the caption is. Oh, that's true.
Starting point is 02:23:13 I wonder what he captioned his other one. Sponsor. Pay partnership. I feel like he never. Discloses. No one does. Because even, like, the, what's it? The body transformation.
Starting point is 02:23:23 What's it called? Vila? Zila. Zila. Zila. Same's like it's like you ever disclosed that and it's funny because listening to the tiktok too i was like oh my god so annoying how they laugh at everything but i'm sure i'm like the vlog squatters are listening to this like oh my god i can't believe that gay guy laughs at everything trisha says so i can't even really be a hater i do are my own vlog squad. I do love a laugh track. I can't fault him on that one. It is kind of funny. Although I don't make you do it.
Starting point is 02:23:47 No, that's true. Yeah, he would be like, do that again and people would just be like laughing. Yeah, he could have really had me and I would have been there laughing at everything. Yeah, you would have been great.
Starting point is 02:23:55 I would have like literally been like in stitches at anything he said back in the day. It's never too late. He lost me. Oh no. No, it is too late. Yeah, it's too late.
Starting point is 02:24:03 It's too late to say sorry. It is too late now to say sorry. I literally, it's like looking back on an ex and you're like, damn, I can't believe I dated him. Grant said it was just me having a crush, but I'm like, damn, I can't believe I had a crush on you. What's the Benny Blanco song? How Does It Feel To Be Forgotten? Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 02:24:19 Oh, my God. You know? Dedicated to him. Wow, what a cool full circle. Yeah, that is so true. Just bread, just Trish. Still confused about the just bread thing, but Moses knows more than me. I feel like it's real.
Starting point is 02:24:32 He knows. Oh, Benny Blanco did post a photo of bread in the rain. Oh, still standing bread? Is that the same? I see what it is. Yeah, he put, it's a video, a TikTok of the bread in the rain to how does it feel to be forgotten got it and they think it's just a beeper just bread just in beeper yeah yeah so maybe that's why yeah wow moses always knows i know i know questions like my mom too she always on facebook
Starting point is 02:24:59 news so i'm like do you always see stuff i'm like all right it's a little different do you see that bridge you come past that bridge they built a hundred million dollars for the animals life bridge a hundred million was that right a hundred million yeah a hundred million dollars on that bridge that is crazy but do they need to spend that much i love animals to safety but also like probably could have spent a lot on a bridge It's not that big of a bridge either. Well, I guess maybe. Is it that big? That's crazy. I mean, it's cheap for a bridge because I think it's just for the animals to cross.
Starting point is 02:25:32 I don't really know if it's cheap. Is it the real animal crossing? Oh, it is cheap. The animals are truly crossing. That was my mom. I had to throw it in there. She sent it to me on her newsreel. Yeah, but the Annenberg Foundation, they're here in LA. They do a lot of good it's private
Starting point is 02:25:47 it's not taxed there's lots of there's like they make theaters and lots of places you'll see Annenberg everywhere can you imagine
Starting point is 02:25:53 having a hundred million dollars to just spend on a bridge well the animals were here before us so were they we were talking about this over the weekend
Starting point is 02:25:59 like how wait a minute like they were here before Adam and Eve so he dropped the animals and then what oh I don were here before Adam and Eve, so he dropped the animals, and then what? Oh, I don't know if Adam and Eve is the most scientific, but. Well, what was the first animal? Where, when, how were they dropped here?
Starting point is 02:26:13 You know what I mean? They were plankton in the water. I always thought Noah's Ark had two of each, so they could mate. Right? Again, I don't know if that's historically appropriate. Well, what is your historically appropriate? Like, evolution and all that. So you think it was
Starting point is 02:26:25 like a monkey or what? Like who started evolution? I think it was like, I don't know, a cell of some kind and it became, you know. Oh my God,
Starting point is 02:26:33 that's crazy. Okay. Mike White. We gotta get that vet over here. Oh. I'm sure he knows. There's a lot of people
Starting point is 02:26:41 I need to DM. I need to follow up. I have a lot to do. Yeah. And no time. That's me. All right. I need to follow up. I have a lot to do. Yeah. And no time. That's me. All right. Thank you guys for
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