Just Trish - David Dobrik EXPOSED By Assistant + Justice For Mikayla Nogueira?
Episode Date: April 8, 2025Is it too late now to say sorry? If you're David Dobrik, then yes--but Trisha proves it's never too late to become a Belieber. Plus. Kim Kardashian gets her revenge on Trish and BANS her from buying S...kims. And Mikayla Nogueira's emotional TikTok about her husband's struggle with addiction sparks some backlash. 💖🪩Thank you to Ro for sponsoring today's episode!💖🪩 Go to https://ro.co/trish to see if your insurance covers GLP-1s—for free. 💖🪩JUST TRISH MERCH!💖🪩 https://justtrish.com Sponsor Just Trish: https://public.liveread.io/media-kit/just-trish-podcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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You're a loser and you look pathetic and just
because you have money doesn't mean it makes you
any less of a loser. I didn't realize David
Dobrik's lawyer with like the Jeff thing is
the one Justin Baldoni's lawyer.
Did you know that? The same exact person?
Same exact lawyer. He's busy.
Did you see the TikTok David Dobrik deleted with his assistant?
Wait, he deleted that?
Yes, okay, this is-
How come you didn't tell me about a David Dobrik news?
We were together all week.
What?
How come you never were like, did you see David Dobrik?
You tell me everything.
I have a Minecraft dissertation plan.
Okay, great, where's the David Dobrik?
Her name is Trish.
She's got the fish and all the gossips.
Filthy, rich, pretty, and pink.
Hot topic queen and says what everybody thinks.
She's just Trish.
Yay! Wow, I'm a little lavender normal time me and oscar are matching not planned no serendipitously yeah how do we know is this the
color of the season maybe so yeah a little lavender i think it's butter yellow actually
the pantone color of the season is butter yellow which your mom was wearing that today what she
she's on that she's on it palette what is this this is lavender it might supposed to be pink
but it does look a little purple yeah i think a lilac lavender oh well okay there's pink here
just so i don't lose my pink streak of wearing pink on the podcast. But it's a good day.
We're like here in a normal hour.
We're not here at like 4.30.
I know.
I love it.
I feel good.
Do you feel good?
I don't know.
How do you feel?
It's so hard.
Because like.
I know.
I knew coming in.
Anytime I'm going through something.
I know.
The way that you navigate bringing it up is so funny.
It actually does make me giggle every time.
I know.
Because I'm like, do we?
But you're always in a good mood.
Because you're always in like, you're always giggly.
You're always excited to be here.
It's just so funny because I knew coming here.
I never know how to handle these things.
I know.
It makes me.
Okay.
Oh, my God.
I'm just trying to be there for you.
This is why I'm a bad friend.
I don't know how to be there for anyone. No, it makes it more uh i don't know i feel like it does more for me
mentally spiritually the way that you don't know how to do it okay it's like very charming and
endearing like it's unexpected so you have to approach it a whole different other way yeah
and i do like it more than like uh i hope you're okay like there is something just very charming
and uh yeah it's just, hi.
I'm being awkward because I'm also the same way.
I never know how to like approach someone who's dealing with something traumatic.
Yes, I am okay.
I am okay.
My dog passed away a couple days ago.
And it was very sudden.
She's just a baby.
She was just two.
I adopted her.
And that was my last stint with Joey Graceffa.
It was like when I started the podcast here.
So she's very special to me.
But.
Yeah.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I don't want to cry either.
That's like so.
I can't even imagine.
No, I know.
Yeah.
But she got me through a lot.
A lot of tough stuff this year.
So.
Yeah.
Oh, my gosh.
I hope she's okay wherever she is yeah she is we got you
a gift oh we do yeah we don't know what else to do because i was in cleveland and we saw we saw
this there's also a gift from um a fan too because there's a bunch of stuff in there that's how i
found out about the meet and greet or at the meet and greet someone's like os Oscars dog and I was like, what's sweet? There's a gift
That's from a fan yeah a fan made that one oh my god shans crochet creation. Yeah, that is so sweet
all these little axel
We were there we were there were you it they have like a little magnet that is so sweet
thank you so much
oh a little card
thank you
yeah a little card
in there
that is so sweet
oh my god
there is a lot of
little trinkets in here
oh my god
and Trisha paid his pay
yeah
the era is torpy
oh wait someone made this
yeah
oh that's so cute
she made like 10 of them
oh my god
we probably have more stuff too it's like so hard to go through everything there's probably more and this one specifically I remember she said Oh wait, someone made this? Yeah. Oh, that's so cute. She made like 10 of them. Oh my God.
We probably have more stuff too.
It's like so hard to go through everything.
There's probably more.
And then this one specifically, I remember she said this is for Oscar. I know.
Who's.
I love this haul.
This is so sweet.
Yeah.
Diva.
Pink Diva hats.
Oh.
I didn't even.
This is everything.
So cute.
Oh, this is going to be a new staple piece.
I will be wearing this a lot.
Oh, Diva.
From Guadalupe Trejo.
Thank you, Guadalupe.
She gave me this after Mimi went to,
but we'll get to that in a minute.
She was great.
She was so sweet.
That is so sweet.
Thank you so much, everybody.
And she put a little card for you.
Yeah, she was so sweet.
She was in,
God, we're at Charlotte.
That's where she was in.
Thank you so much.
Yeah.
Well, I'm happy you're here.
It made me happy
when you're just like,
okay, I'm right,
because I always just check in in the morning and say, I hope you're okay.
No, I was excited.
I was excited to come and giggle.
Yeah.
And, yeah, it's a good distraction for sure.
But, honestly, I feel like you've inspired me a lot, too.
Because, like, it is very easy to get, you know, stuck in a dark place.
Because a lot of stuff has gone wrong this year.
Let's be honest. Like, it's stuck in a dark place. Because a lot of stuff has gone wrong this year. Let's be honest.
Like, it's not been a great year.
But anytime I want to make, like, a mental list of all the stuff that's going wrong,
I try to, like, do the opposite and make a list of everything going right.
I love that.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You have gone through a lot.
I feel like more than people know.
And that's why I'm always, like, I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know how to,
you know, convey.
I cannot catch a break
but you know what?
But you will.
But I will, exactly.
It's going to be a strong end.
I'm due for something.
You know,
all the bad stuff
is getting out of the way
in the beginning of the year
so I'm due for something sweet
coming up.
Ooh, sweet.
Yeah.
What do you think that is?
I don't know
but I'm really hoping
something good.
I'm really hoping
something good.
Ooh, a collab
with a candy company
or something. Yeah, sure. That could be good. A collab with a candy company or something.
Yeah, sure.
That could be cute.
A tart brand trip I'll take.
I could go for something sweet or something tart.
Ooh, please go on a tart brand trip.
I would love to hear about that, actually.
Honestly, me too.
It'd just be me sitting awkward, like, in a corner.
No, I feel like you would thrive.
Yeah.
And then you guys can launch his career.
Truly.
Everyone in our videos, you should go to Patreon to see it.
Okay, add right after that.
The newlyweds.
Everyone was asking about his skin routine.
He does have a serious skincare routine.
Oh, he does?
He's very disciplined when it comes to skincare, pretty much primarily.
Everything else, not really, but skincare, yes.
His skin is beautiful.
He doesn't miss a day of a skin care routine you would be the it boys
at the tart trip people would be so excited
cause you're both like so cute and everyone wants to
befriend the cute gay couple you know what I mean
that would be so cute actually
we're wearing tart colors right isn't this
kind of their colors is it well yeah
well yes
I love that yeah they go to
patreon.com slash jess trish we did the couple challenge
what did we post this week I always forget to check we reacted to patreon.com slash Jess Trish. We did the couple challenge. What did we post this week? I always forget to check.
We reacted to Trish Talk.
Sorry, Moses, without you.
No, we should finish it with him.
We need to finish it with you.
Because he is so good.
Moses is the star of these, for real.
Although the one we reacted to, the first one was starring your mom, the angry Karen.
Oh, you saw her this morning.
Did you tell her?
Were you like, good job on that?
Oh, no, I should have, yeah.
I was a little starstruck by her.
She is a great actress i always try to hear like the conversations people are having because i'm like this with most of anyone i'm like oh my god okay i hope everything goes okay you know
what i mean i think because i'm so awkward i just want to make sure no one else feels awkward in
this world but it sounded like she's awkward when she's not in the conversation i know that is
i'm like i was hiding i was like let me listen my God, it's so funny. Yeah. She seemed.
Oh, she liked the, she said she liked the Patreon video.
Yes, exactly.
Yeah, we love that.
Patreon.com slash just Trish.
We're posting.
What are we going to do this week?
That's a good question.
We do have to kind of think of something. I feel like we should do like trendy, like Minecraft, Happy Meals, and the Kardashian
crumble collection that just came out.
Oh, that's fierce.
Yeah.
I want to try it today. I don't have time, but
the Kardashians came out with all their crumble
favorites, which I'm like, are they
really eating a yellow
chocolate layer cake Kris Jenner's
favorite? I really, really
doubt that, but they are
trying to be a little bit more relatable these days, I guess.
A little bit. I mean, they ate
McDonald's in the last episode, so I'm like, okay,
relatable. Really? I haven't seen that one yet. Yeah, and actually. I mean, they ate McDonald's in the last episode. So I'm like, okay, relatable. Really? I haven't seen that one yet.
Yeah.
And actually,
I literally,
I swear to God,
we are the only two people
watching this program.
Yeah, I agree.
Because I never hear
anyone talking about it.
Every time there's something boycotted,
they're the ones to...
You remember Starbucks?
Completely boycotted.
Nobody drinks there.
Oh, yeah.
I think McDonald's
is uncanceled now.
But Tesla trucks,
yeah, they're still promoting that.
Yeah, she's going hard for Tesla, that Kimberly.
It's so hard.
They are my problematic faves.
Because I do enjoy them.
Even Kendall, I've turned around.
It was one side of beef.
I had one bad experience with Kendall Jenner in high school at Nordstrom.
Granted, she really didn't even do much.
She just kind of was a little bit of a diva in the shoe department.
That was it.
It really wasn't that bad.
Were you working or just shopping?
I was just walking by.
But I think she thought I was like trying to get.
I wasn't even trying to get a photo with her or anything.
I just saw her and I was trying to pass through the women's section.
Women's shoe section to get to the men's.
Right, right, right.
But I think she thought it was like a stand.
But granted, she was in high school.
I was in high school.
You forgive her.
No, you still still hang on to it
I have the pregnant pause
okay
I will forget
it really was
it really was nothing
it was nothing at all
but I held
it was a one sided grudge
that I held for a long time
it's okay to hang on to those
I think
yeah
but
she was
she's one meal
where she's quite charming
on the program
I don't know
was she eating McDonald's
no
Kendall Jenner was not
but she was funny
who was
it was Khloe
it was Khloe and Kim
and Chris they were just sponsored probably probably No, Kendall Jenner was not, but she was funny. Who was? It was Khloe. It was Khloe and Kim and Kris.
They were just sponsored, probably.
Probably.
I don't put anything past them.
They were like inside eating it?
No, they were on a road trip and they went through a drive-thru.
Okay, I think it was sponsored.
If they showed McDonald's.
And what did they eat?
McFlurry and some chicken nuggets and fries.
That's relatable.
It was getting relatable.
And they went on a camping trip, but it ended up being glamping.
Oh, I want to see this episode.
It was a good episode.
I'm not going to lie.
I was tickled.
I was pretty tickled.
What else was in this episode?
Chloe threw a party, a birthday party for Tristan's younger brother, Amari,
who has like epilepsy.
And that was very sweet because I don't know.
Chloe's really, Chloe's so sweet.
I mean, again, problematic faves because yes, there lot a whole bunch of stuff that i'm like i get reminded
i'm like yeah and kind of like brushed on like just no accountability for it like right never
having to like address it yes yes but who amongst us has not been problematic stuff in the past
i can't hold it i'm like okay i get it look – they seem good. They seem like they're in a good place.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We got to catch up with it.
Well, before I forget, I'm on tour again this weekend.
Oh, yeah.
I'm on tour.
I'm on the Heirs of Trish tour.
It continues.
We are doing three weekends in a row.
We are not stopping.
We're actually – after Vegas, we'll be halfway through.
We're going to be in Vegas this week at the Cosmo Hotel.
Very excited.
We're going to be in Vegas. There's tickets left for that. There's a special song there. There's also special merch in Vegas this week at the Cosmo Hotel. Very excited. We're going to be in Vegas.
There's tickets left for that. There's a special song there. There's also special merch in Vegas only.
There's going to be a Vegas only shirt.
Then we go to New York City on the
15th. We'll be at Radio City
Music Hall. There'll be special merch, special song.
I'm rapping a little Jay-Z there.
It's going to be a night to remember.
And there's still tickets for that, but
we are sold out at Boston at Wing Theater.
And we're actually filming that.
We're doing pro shots of that.
So look for it near you.
I actually don't know where it's going.
I just know that was the theater that allowed us to film.
So we're doing pro shot filming.
Kind of like the way we did my Broadway show.
So there'll be like 20 cameras.
Wow.
It's going to be amazing.
So make sure you come.
The Arizona Trish Show.
We just do not stop.
We were in Cleveland, Cincinnati, and Charlotte this weekend.
And it was a vibe.
It was a great turnout.
We loved it.
Cleveland was my hometown show, and people showed up for that.
We took the kids, not to the show, but we took the kids on a flight.
Shout out, United.
They were pretty good.
Well, they've been problematic in the past.
They don't let people pee.
Remember that?
The woman's like, I need to pee.
And they're like, you have to sit down.
No, I don't remember that at all.
Yeah.
Not us.
But I think that was a story that happened.
And yeah, they're usually like people have complaints, but they were great to us.
They were really nice.
Yeah.
Very good.
One of the flight attendants had come to my show in Houston and she's coming to New York.
So.
Whoa.
Yeah.
That's quite a coincidence.
It is a coincidence.
And she had just started. It was her first flight ever. Wow. That's quite a coincidence. It is a coincidence and she had just started.
It was her first flight ever.
Wow.
She's just going on
all the air as a church tour.
She was really nice.
I got her information
because I was like,
dang, that's cool.
And yeah, it was a good trip.
First time for the kids
to be on an airplane.
Yeah, they did a great job.
They slept,
which is great.
Malibu slept during landing.
I don't know how.
She like hits the ground
and she's still like.
When toddlers are sleeping, they're sleeping.
Like there's no.
We went to all the Cleveland hot spots.
Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.
The Aquarium.
Children's Museum.
They have great.
I mean, the Children's Museum was great.
The Aquarium was great.
Just from there.
We had a good time.
We had a family reunion.
We went to my aunt's house.
She had like 40 people over.
Cooked Thanksgiving dinner. It was a good time. A bunch of little kids playing together. I had a family reunion. We went to my aunt's house. She had like 40 people over, cooked Thanksgiving dinner.
It was a good time.
A bunch of little kids playing together.
I love my family.
I need to see family more often.
I really don't want to see them a lot.
We spent every day, morning till night with her family.
That's so sweet.
Like different cousins and different aunts and uncles.
And everyone would show up.
And Malibu was like in heaven.
Aw.
She was in heaven.
So many kids because they have like 12 kids or something.
And she immediately just bonds. She knows it's family. It's because they have like what like 12 kids or something and she immediately
just bonds
she knows it's family
it's like they're running around
and playing
doing everyone's makeup
and singing and dancing
it was fun
but you know you feel like a way
my
it was great
I love it
but I have a recurring dream
where I'm stuck in the Midwest
where I like
like it happens a lot
where I feel like
I'm back in the Midwest
and it's like
oh my god I never left
like I'm the age I am now
and like sometimes I'm still going to school or something like that and it's like but then I wake up and I'm like oh my god no I'm in California the Midwest. And it's like, oh, my God, I never left. Like, I'm the age I am now. And, like, sometimes I'm still going to school or something like that.
And it's like, but then I wake up.
I'm like, oh, my God, no, I'm in California and I have a family.
It's like, I don't know.
It felt a little bit like that.
Not with my family, but just like the other parts of Cleveland.
You're just like, oh, my God, I'm stuck here.
Because I have the same thing from the Mideast, you know.
The Mideast?
There's something about the middle.
Like people that live in the middle you know they're we always
they go west or they go east but there's something about being stuck in the middle
oh wait that's crazy i'm from the midwest you're from the mid because i'm the same way like if i
go like it doesn't matter how much i enjoy i'm just in this fear of being stuck there weird so
we came we came west together we don't like to be in the middle. We don't like to be landlocked.
Going west is like,
people that go all the way west
are like the seekers,
the pioneers.
They go as far as they can.
Like Lewis and Clark.
I think they went south.
Like you can't.
Right?
The Louisiana Purchase.
Didn't they do Louisiana?
They didn't get very west.
You go as far as you can
until you hit the water
and that's it.
There's nowhere to go.
This is the edge of the country.
Well, you go to China i guess go around well we're here we're the seekers what about the people in the east i feel like thailand like they're thriving no i'm
saying that or you go east right so like people go to new york you said the seekers come west who
goes east this is more like they want to i I don't know, Wall Street, money.
In Thailand?
No, I'm talking about the United States.
Like the east of the United States.
Which means you get to.
Or Broadway.
Where do people want to go?
They go to New York or California.
Where else is there like a mess, you know?
Right.
Where are you going?
You stayed west.
Yeah.
I guess I was middle of the San Fernando Valley.
Okay. So you're also mid. Valley is very middle.
The valley is the Midwest of California, for sure.
Especially Midwest of LA.
Is it actually Midwest?
Kind of. Everyone always talks down about the valley.
It's like if you're from the valley, you're on the outskirts or whatever.
Because it's so far from LA, but technically you're in LA.
But it's very beautiful.
It's inexpensive.
Well, now it's expensive
but back in the day it was.
We get to come even more out towards us.
We're even more in the boonies.
I don't know if you can say that.
We used to call it the boonies
but I don't know what you can say anymore
but we're out in the boonies
past the Kardashians.
We're far out.
Yeah, you're kind of in the midst of it all.
Yeah.
The swing in. Well, we're back. We the midst of it all. Yeah. The swing in.
Well, we're back.
We made it back to the West Coast.
Thank goodness.
So Cleveland Show, your dad came up.
She made a whole video.
I mean, everyone were like crying.
Special guest, my dad.
Backstage, everyone were crying.
The video she made and the song and everything.
That was like amazing.
And her whole family was there.
Like what, 40 people came to the show.
Yeah.
They brought the high school.
They brought everyone.
Everyone with her.
And then you came out.
Wait,
but you didn't talk about your...
Well,
I'm still wearing the jersey since then.
I haven't took it off.
I know the next show
everyone was expecting you to come out
and they were like,
where's Moses?
I was like,
I mean,
you have to be with the kids.
I know,
it's hard.
It was really sad.
Even leaving them for like,
well,
my mom also came with us.
Even though my mom, I was just like, sad, it's sad when they really sad even leaving them for like my mom also came with us even though my mom was just like
sad
it's sad when they're so close
but
yeah
another thing there is
what?
gifts from the shows
yeah someone painted this
and brought it to the show
this is the Dr. Mimi doll
I guess these are from
he's like a pharmacist
in Mexico
and they give them
to like Adele
and Sabrina Carpenter
they dress them up
as like little pop stars
that is so funny.
Guadalupe, too.
Guadalupe really came through with the gifts.
And I believe she made this rainbow Birkin.
We should start these mini...
I added the Birkin onto it.
It was a different gift.
Oh.
I think she gave it to me with this.
The Birkin was from...
There's another one hanging over there.
She gave me a Birkin for this doll, I remember.
I think that's the one over there.
Because this Birkin is from a previous weekend that you came back.
I think there's another one like this somewhere i swear she gave she she
crystallized the same exact one because everyone's crystallizing these birkins and they do look like
they're they look like they're handmade but they're all the same kind of i'm like is someone
making these birkins off amazon but maybe they're really making these it's just like crazy this is
like the third one i got like this so i know she gave me a bedazzled one because she's like it's
for the dr mimi doll. And I was like,
oh, okay. So I guess her mom
stuffed the boobs. It was really, she put a lot
of effort into it. She gave him a little
wig. It's like a drag race
challenge or something. Turn this doll
into a queen.
I mean, and she did. She crushed it.
These were from
Ian Charms. Oh, yes. Those are little
gifts. My necklace fell off
i oh i'm wearing the bracelet right now i wear them all the time justin bieber wears them a lot
too and now that you're in your belieber era i am um yeah i thought it was uh very timely it was
very timely they gave this picture of moses i wish you could do a close-up of this i love it i it's
great and they gave they gave malibu this really cute it's a really cute thing i didn't know and
if justin bieber likes it i like it yeah that's the the one they gave Malibu this really cute. It's a really cute thing. I didn't know. And if Justin Bieber likes it, I like it.
That's the one I wear.
It has like the popcorn.
I sort of wore it today, but it has like the popcorn and stuff and like the eight ball.
But they're really cute.
Oh, shut up, Ian Charms.
Everyone says you should listen to his new album.
So I don't know if you guys want to.
Justin Bieber?
What year?
What year is his album?
Is he going to listen to new music?
I don't think he's put out music in 10 years.
I don't know.
I thought it was. Okay okay maybe you know when he
does we'll do a patreon wait we'll do a patreon listening justin dropped that album i wouldn't
know he had a new album i'm a bieber fan now and he hasn't done anything he's like how's that new
album purpose it was kind of whiplash or your Bieber era. It kind of came out of nowhere seemingly.
Well, no, because we've been talking about Hailey
Bieber. Oh, that's true. That's true.
Then I was like, okay. She kept
popping on my TikToks and I started researching like Justin
Bieber. Then Benny Blanco's been
in the news. So I was seeing all the songs he wrote for Justin
Bieber and the ties between him and Selena.
And I was like, oh, I got to look up this.
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And I was like, maybe Justin's the problem between Selena and Hailey. And then I was like, no,
I think the world was the problem to Justin. And he had some bad hands dealt to him because no one
was protecting him. So now I really love Justin. So I'm really invested. He posts a lot on the Instagram and I love anyone
who posts a lot. Like those feed posts.
I love it. He was FaceTiming his baby
with just like a little bit of the head joy. I just love his little
posts. I think he's great. I have asked him
to be on the podcast a few times. I did see.
Yeah, I was. Maybe.
You never know. You never know.
Never say never. As Justin Bieber says.
I will
never say never. I love him. I will never say never.
I love him.
I sing him at every show now.
It's actually a vibe.
People love Justin Bieber.
What songs are you singing?
And I did not want to write a song because I didn't want anyone to.
I didn't know the whole word.
I actually start from the beginning where it's like, for all the times that you rained
on my parade.
I kind of feel like I've met Sheeran singing it on stage because I saw him performing it
and I was like, ooh, I channel that.
But everyone sings it,
they love that song, and they start clapping.
Cause if you like the way you look, and everyone claps,
then baby. And it's like, it's a vibe.
I know all the words now, too. It's a good song.
It's funny when I know all
the words, too. I'm trying to, I don't know.
I think that's one of his best songs. I don't know.
I really like it. I really like Justin Bieber.
I'm gunning to open for him if he tours again.
Oh, okay.
You know, like if Rebecca Black has Katy Perry, I was like, okay, maybe I could go with Justin
Bieber.
You could probably do a cosplay too.
It's similar to Troy Bolton in a way, I guess.
Maybe, yeah.
Maybe I was a little too old for the Justin Bieber era.
And sometimes even listening to his music as a kid, I'm like, I think maybe I'm too
old to be listening to this because I think it's more like for kids, right?
He aged up though.
He had like his last, I think, couple albums
were a little bit more mature.
Is it the Too Late Now to Say Sorry?
Is that the one or is that older?
That was on Pur...
Wait, not Pur...
Purpose?
Purpose.
I know there's a Purpose tour.
I know it was the one.
It was the album about Selena.
Oh.
I remember...
Oh my God, I was at NBC.
I met him when he was promoting that.
How old was he?
God, how old?
Wait, this must have been like 20, I guess I can just Google it.
Give an interview with him?
I don't know why I'm sitting here trying to like, he came to Access Hollywood to do an interview.
Wow.
And he was very nice.
I will give it to him for that.
2015, 2015 is when I released it. Wow, 10 years ago. He was very nice i will give it to give it to him for that 2015 2015 is when i was 10 years ago
um he was very polite he like came and he like introduced himself to everyone
on like the camera guys anyone who was just like in the hallway so i was just in the hallway he's
like hi i'm justin wow he had a swoop or no no it was kind of like yeah yeah blonde or brown
it was light dark blonde light brown maybe okay not yeah. Blonde or brown? It was light, dark blonde, light brown, maybe?
Okay, not the bleach.
Not the bleach blonde.
I don't think so.
I don't think so.
Not yet, at least.
But yeah, he was very polite.
Admittedly, because I'm sure it'll be my digital footprint somewhere, I was a Justin Bieber
hater for a long time.
Now I'm just concerned for him, to be honest.
But I was a hater for quite a long time.
Why?
If he was so nice to you?
Because he was just inserting himself in drama with Taylor Swift and stuff.
And if I am anything, I am loyal.
I see.
I see.
Might I suggest you don't F with my sis.
Right.
Yeah.
Scooter Braun.
Yes, exactly.
Well, he's out.
He's out now.
Yeah, he left Scooter.
So he's out. He's out now. Yeah, he left Scooter. So he seems OK.
Although he did give me you vibes because he liked and unliked a photo of Selena Gomez
and Benny Blanco kissing.
I think Complex posted it.
Is that real?
I saw that too.
I could see it everywhere.
Admittedly, it could very much be like a Photoshop thing.
But he is a little like I don't even think messy is the right word on social media.
He's just kind of a little he doesn't like think things through all the way word on social media. He's just kind of a little
he doesn't like think things through all the way.
It's kind of like you just you like things really nilly.
Yeah. And it's not like
I unlike things too. As soon as someone says
oh she liked this I'm like let me unlike that thing.
It's like absent minded almost you know
and I he gives me that same vibe.
Yeah same. Maybe is he a
Taurus? Are we the same? I should know his birthday.
Why don't I know it um
maybe it's the same
hacker that got
your account
oh yeah
well cause he did
post something
didn't he post
like a golem
with the ring
yeah he posted
an Instagram story
like girls
when they get engaged
and everyone thought
it was like
Selena Gomez
shade or something
cause
it is kinda random
it was random
Selena just released
an album with Benny
and there's some songs that
fans think are about Justin.
So maybe that was his response.
I don't know. Just bread.
He's what? Just bread?
Just bread.
There's a song they made that's called
Just Bread and people think it's about Justin Bieber.
J.B.
Oh my god. Moses is so deep.
Are you either a believer or you're not? Why was like wait Either a believer or you're not
I love either you're a believer or you're not
Well first of all I have a Selena and Benny
That I didn't know
Oh they think the JB is about that
I love that you know that
That's so random
Oh my god maybe they watched Just Trish
And they were like let's put a little of that tie in there too
That's
Okay did you listen to it
is it good
what's it about
well after songs are good
I don't know
the lyrics
you know I listened
to the music first
not the lyrics
okay
she remembers the lyrics
I just think it's a tune
so you listened to it
on TikTok or just what
yeah or maybe
it was on Twitter
yeah
I'll listen to it I guess
and is it about
Justin Bieber
have people confirmed
the one I saw
that people think is about
Justin is
oh how does it feel to be forgotten which is all
about forgetting
like one of
a big love or whatever and now you're moved on
with someone who like appreciates you
I'm dedicating that to everyone
I've ever dated in my life
because it's so true you really do forget well but they did write a song about him so they didn't forget that much as someone who appreciates you. I'm dedicating that to everyone I've ever dated in my life.
Because it's so true.
You really do forget.
Well, but they did write a song about him,
so they didn't forget that much.
That's true.
I think that's why my favorite song from Just Me,
I didn't want to write a song because I didn't want anyone thinking I still care
because I don't.
That's real.
You really do love that song.
I do.
And I was like, wait, that's so real, though.
Because you don't.
You don't care.
But by writing a song, you kind of care.
You're kind of like, hey, how does it feel to be forgotten even though we're writing
this song about you?
You didn't forget about me that much.
Well, is Justin in his 30s?
I think it's normal to do shady posts about your ex, maybe.
He's 31.
OK, so that's still young.
At 31, I was still posting shady stuff about people I dated.
So I think it's okay.
Yeah.
I think you're just a hater on Justin Bieber.
No, really, I've come out of that anti-belieber era.
I'm not a believer, I wouldn't say.
I wouldn't label myself like that.
I am.
No.
Me and Anne Frank.
I support your believer endeavors.
I am maybe believer.
I'm getting there.
I'm not fully there because I don't want the believers to come forieber. I'm getting there. I'm not fully there because I don't want the Believers to come for me, but I'm getting there.
I really, yeah.
I really like him.
I'm supporting from a distance.
More so, I'm just worried for Justin, to be honest.
I wish the best.
I wish the best for him.
He's a dad.
He seems, at first, the Instagram lives really concerned me, but he's been – he seems better now, I think.
I don't know.
I really don't know.
Yeah.
I'm hoping the best for everybody.
I think everyone just gets a little manic sometimes.
You know what I mean?
Honestly, T, yeah.
I just don't record him as much, but sometimes I get a little manic.
Sometimes, for sure, I feel a little bit like, ah, you know, a little –
Yeah.
But, well, Justin, if you want to come on the podcast i put out an invite
a few invites i had a lot of likes even you and drake though because even like drake said
because he not me and drake in the same sentence i was wondering where they even go in with us
i know i don't know you and drake have a long comment because no i think justin posted dm me
if you want to collab on music.
And then Drake, I guess, DM'd him.
And then he commented, DM'd you but never heard back.
Love that.
So it's very Trish.
Me with Corey King.
I finally heard back when I was like, hey, girl.
That's so real, though.
I love that.
Maybe Justin.
He hasn't seen it yet, but.
I still hope.
Yeah.
Sending love to both of them.
I shot my shot with Jeff Wittek actually you inspired me
that's probably not
hard to do
I just like I have gay questions
I don't even I kind of want to catfish him
and say it's for like GLAAD or something but like hey
can you do an interview about being a
gay ally for GLAAD and
interview them as did you send it as you or you
sent it as me I DM'd him as me I was like can you or you sent it and obviously i dm'd him
as me i was like can i interview you about being a gay ally and then now i was sweet i'm gonna
pivot my pitch and say it's for glad even though that's a lie but say it's for you
because you can't say no to glad otherwise you're homophobic but i think he no he likes you last
time he was here he's like where oscar i'm like oscar works like oscar has a job like he always
he always asks about you.
So that's, like, I'm sure he's just down to do it.
But I'll say it's for glad nonetheless.
I feel like that's funnier.
Okay.
Love it.
But random.
You can't say no to glad.
So.
Right?
I love it.
And it's going to be, like, on camera.
Like, sit down.
Yeah.
I just have gay questions.
Because you inspired me from your interview.
I had so many follow-ups.
Follow-ups.
And I'm like, yeah. It was a wild interview with Jeff. I had so many follow-ups that I'm like, yeah.
It was a wild interview.
And Jeff, I really appreciate it.
I'm sure he'd be down.
He loves talking about gay things.
Gay rights, yeah.
Yeah, you would be better equipped to that.
Because sometimes I don't know how to.
Because a lot of it's like gay man directly.
So I'm always just like, OK, maybe I should be a gay man answering this back.
So I think he'd be down.
Did he reply?
Not yet.
Not yet.
But I'm hoping this, now that he knows it's for GLAAD, I feel like that might, you know,
get the reply.
I think he can just do it as you.
I think he's happy to have you on.
Go over there to his Hollywood apartment.
It would be crazy, actually, to see you over there.
It would be crazy.
It would.
I would almost do it for the plot just because it is so even watching like you on Jeff FM.
I had to pause about halfway through and like take a break.
I was like, yes.
So I couldn't imagine being in that.
I don't think I've been in such a heterosexual environment.
Dare I say ever.
Maybe even I don't think my college was that straight.
It's it was in, you know, there were some gays.
I think there was homophobic. There wereays, I think. There was homophobic.
Not homophobic.
There was homosexuals around.
There were some homophobics in there.
I don't think I've ever been in such a straight environment.
He said he has gays all around him and there wasn't one there.
I was like, where are they?
He's like, my housekeeper.
I'm like, where is he?
And he's like, not here.
I was like, okay.
Or the lesbians that he talks about a lot.
Yeah, I haven't seen one of those either.
I'm very curious about it.
But you know what I love about Jeff is he does just give me like a grandpa.
Like he's like a grandpa, you know, who hasn't like caught up to where the world is at now.
And he has a gay grandson and wants to be supportive, you know, but doesn't really know the right things to say.
Right.
But it's not ill-intentioned.
It means well.
Yes. But I think that ill-intentioned. It means well. Yes, yes.
But I think that's, like, the funniest part.
Well, yeah, he got stinted a little, too, with his eye injury, I think. I feel like that kind of held him in 2020.
And speaking of, you know, I didn't realize David Dobrik's lawyer with, like, the Jeff thing is the one, Justin Baldoni's lawyer.
Did you know that?
I didn't know that.
The same exact person?
Same exact lawyer.
He's busy.
He's busy. He's busy
just trying to get people out of things. Maybe that's why they keep
trying to put off the Jeff
one. He's like, listen, they got my hands full with
Justin Baldoni. Yeah, he
couldn't really talk about it and also didn't
really want to talk about it. I think it's still the same.
The last I heard, yeah. I think
the last I saw, David
again filed to get it dismissed,
but I don't think it got dismissed, as far as I know.
But it was like last week.
They tried again.
Justin Baldoni, they've been quiet too.
We never hear much about them.
I think the court made them be a little bit more quiet.
But they're still going back and forth, I think.
They were exhausting.
I like that you shoot your shot with him.
I'm shooting my shot with Jack Black right now to come on the podcast.
Oh, it works.
I've been in a Jack Black era. You have. I love Jack Black. I'm shooting my shot with Jack Black right now to come on the podcast. I've been in a
Jack Black era. You have. I love
Jack Black. I always have.
You tried to cosplay as him last year, right?
A bunch of TikToks. Yeah.
When I was pregnant with Malibu, I did a ton of School of Rock
ones and people have
always compared me to Jack Black.
Not the funniness, but people in school would try to be
mean and tell me I look like Jack Black. But honestly, now I take it
as a compliment. He was on SNl this past weekend and all the top comments
on snl's tiktok was jack black doing the black parade and everyone's like this looks like it did
give me trisha cosplaying gerard because he didn't have like gerard's haircut especially in black
parade it's like a platinum blonde short hair he had like these like little pigtails and like long
hair and even before i saw the black parade reference they put out a promo the week before blonde, short hair. He had, like, these, like, little pigtails and, like, long hair.
And even before I saw the Black Parade reference,
they put out a promo the week before of him doing School of Rock and the emo thing.
And I'm like, this looks like me cosplaying Gerard Way.
And then the next day it came out Black Parade,
and then everyone was just like, is this a parody of Trisha?
Like, there's so many comments.
I'll screenshot them, Jimmy, insert it.
There's so many comments being like, oh, my God, this is a parody of Trisha.
This is a parody of Trisha, which I love, by the way.
And then someone's like, do you guys not know my chemical romance? It's like, no, they only know Trisha Paytas
doing Black Parade. It's a very random reference, you have
to admit. It's very random.
Black Parade came out 2006. So the fact
that they're doing this now, when I'm on tour
doing Black Parade every night,
I don't know if it's a coincidence. And the writers
are fans. You should reach out. I wonder who wrote it.
I did. Jimmy Fallon, if you
wrote that, I know it's about me.
Just kidding.
Not kidding, though.
Sometimes I don't think it is.
Because here, I got this in the mail from Rockefeller Plaza.
What?
Yeah.
They keep sending me stuff.
It's crazy.
I was like.
Yeah, this is like the third package.
This is like the third gift they send.
And I went to go open it because Malibu wanted to see upstairs.
They have like onesies, like Saturday night onesies.
Oh my God, that is so cute. I know. So they're like keeping up with me I was like okay SNL so they
gave us one yeah well maybe for the new baby too and then they gave me like a 50th and this one's
big hold on let me see whoa yeah this is like SNL 50th snow globe I feel like you have to name your
baby after like SNL now because they're really looking you up.
Well, we did.
Saturday Night Live was one of the names we suggested.
That is true.
That one's good.
Baby Bowen.
I love Bowen.
That is actually a really good one.
Yeah, maybe unbox that.
And then they sent another sweatshirt.
I don't know.
They keep sending me stuff.
I love.
Right?
Oh, maybe this is for Malibu. This looks kind of tiny. This is a little. Oh, yeah. That's definitely Malibu. Imagine that's for you. I don't know. They keep sending me stuff. I love. Right. Oh, maybe this is for Malibu.
This is looks kind of tiny.
This is.
I was like,
wow.
And by the way,
who,
who's a wedding invitation was a snow globe.
Whoa.
They really are coming for our nachos.
That's fine.
They can parody me all they want.
I loved it.
It was everything.
Wow.
Wow.
Whoa. That is crazy. They keep sending me all they want. I loved it. It was everything. Wow. Wow. Whoa.
That is crazy.
They keep sending me all these cool things.
Wow.
I wonder if they send it to everyone who's ever been on SNL.
I know.
All these gifts.
They just keep coming.
But I've never seen anyone do that little PR.
A little haul.
Yeah.
I love it.
They always package it nicely in the little gift.
I can start the shelf, you know, a little shrine for SNL.
Oh, my God.
All the stuff they sent us.
I never felt more a part of something.
I feel like I'm on the show every week.
You're on the team, yeah.
In the writer's room next week.
I think it's so cool.
Oh, so it says limited edition.
This is 552 out of 1,000.
Whoa.
They sent it to 1,000 people.
Only 1,000 of these.
That's crazy.
It's pretty cool.
I'm always happy to be a part of it.
Speaking of Jack Black, I am also obsessed with Minecraft right now.
I knew your Minecraft era was coming.
I'm ready to play it.
I knew, I knew.
I haven't figured out how to play it.
It's literally so good.
This is the one Britney Spears won, too.
It's really good. honestly same i was never part of the minecraft like wave i mean it's been like forever but damn the minecraft movie i kind of had fomo because i didn't see it but everyone had a good time on
via tiktok that's all i know i know moses said he had a dissertation planned for minecraft i mean
that was just my hot topic for today.
That was his hot topic. He's like, I have it
planned. Your thesis.
Babe, you were telling me
you had it planned out. I want to hear it.
First of all, the first thing that came about
was all the TikToks of the
premiere of the movie.
Where was the premiere? I didn't see any of that.
No, I mean like opening night
in all the theaters.
People were just going crazy. Throwing everything. Where was the premiere? I didn't see any of that. No, I mean, like, opening night, you know, in all the theaters. Oh, oh, oh.
And people were just going crazy.
Crazy.
Like, throwing everything.
Like, everything, every frame that happened in the movie was a reference to something
that people were very passionate about.
So they were either, like, screaming or shouting or giving lectures before the show, throwing
popcorn.
Like, people had to be at, like, the the movie they have to pause it get people out
play it again pause it and now they start you know they announce before the movie starts
for people not to do all those things and oh is it like part of the lore like rocky horror you
know you're supposed to shout and like water guns well it was like that but not something that was
planned to do like they didn't want that to happen anyway, so there was a real fear of the movie being taken
out of the theaters
because if you see
the theater after the movie,
it's chaos.
It's mayhem.
Like, the place is destroyed.
Puke and everything
and food and everything.
What?
Yeah.
They're so excited
they're throwing up.
They can't take it.
I mean, there was one funny thing
where they said,
people were wondering
what's going to happen with the iPad kids when they grow up.
And they're like, this is it.
This is the Minecraft era.
But anyway, I mean, the movie broke records.
So opening weekend, $157 million.
And global opening, $301 million.
Oh, damn, that is pretty good.
And they're like at the top.
And the movie only cost 150 million
so they're it looks like it's gonna get to a billion dollar in revenue so who gets all that
money who gets the extra money you know just the studio you don't think jack black and jason
is out there hustling i'm sure they have a back end jason mamoa is a producer on it as well so
i'm sure he's like black well i don't know jack black i know jason mamoa sure he has like... And that's Jack Black? Well... I don't know Jack Black. I know Jason Momoa. Well, he has a... Jason Momoa has a deal
with Warner Brothers.
Kind of like Margot Robbie
with Barbie.
So, yeah.
Okay.
Wow.
Damn.
Because Jack Black also has
a lot of like IPs right now
because he has Minecraft,
Super Mario...
Oh my gosh.
...Jumanji,
and Kung Fu Panda.
He's in all those movies?
Yeah.
He's the star in all of them.
That's why they love him.
I mean, all those kids grew up with him in those movies.
Oh, my God.
Do you think he's richer than the Kardashians?
No.
Really?
I guess because he doesn't have products, right?
When you have a business, it's a different story.
Like, they have a billion-dollar business.
I mean, those are huge movies.
How does he get in all those?
I think he's just good.
Like, because it's a lot of voice.
Kung Fu Panda and mario voice acting and then
he has also his good like comedic physicality for like a minecraft and for jumanji so but he
might be bigger than a single kardashian that's the clan you know
like there's a couple of peelers there that are billionaires but the
other ones are not so yeah probably more than courtney courtney or chloe we're lemmy colors
today we need to go try let's try lemmy when we try our trendy products on wednesday when we do
the minecraft the we try lemmy okay let me know if let me know if i can take it while i'm pregnant
um and then yeah the crumble we'll put that on there. Yeah, Jack Black, I guess, is the Minecraft thing.
Also, you know what?
There's not a lot of, not to make this about size again, but there's not a lot of chubby
people out there.
True.
So maybe he's that quota for like the chubby guy role, which is what I'm trying to be for
the female.
Oh, I see.
So if they need that chubby.
Now that Lizzo's skinny, because Lizzo and him were a couple in what?
That one you were watching.
The Mary Valorian.
Yeah.
Which is kind of weird. Do they just put them together because they're like, were a couple in what? That one you were watching. The Mandalorian. Yeah.
Which is kind of weird.
Did they just put them together because they're like, oh, they're both bigger actors?
Which is fine.
Put us in White Lotus season four and me and Jack Black will be the chubby ones that come to the resort.
And they'll be like, ooh, look at them.
And be like, what?
We're chubby.
We're rich now.
We can eat food.
So I always think that, too.
I was like, maybe because he's like the only actor.
I mean, he is funny.
I'm not trying to take away that.
But just as a fatty, I like to think maybe that's why he gets some of the roles too.
Because everyone's getting skinny.
And you know Jack Black's just holding it down for.
Honestly a team.
Yeah.
You know he was on.
What was the Ellen show where he surprised the Tanner.
The Ellen.
The Ellen show is crazy.
What was it?
The show that's been off the air for like five years.
The Kelly Clarkson show.
I'm pregnant.
Okay.
And my memory is.
You know what i'm talking about
yeah he's why do i look like ellen i'm so much like ellen one of the little clip i saw honestly
the set looks very ellen s and he like came out from the back like the person was sitting there
okay yeah this this the set is very ellen-esque but yeah kelly clarkson surprised tanner from
love on the spectrum right with jack black and i was crying
i was like oh my god it was so cute so cute he's like you're so muscular i just i love that jack
block does i mean i know he's on a pr tour right now probably why he did it but i still love him
and i would love him to come on the podcast have you seen that one paparazzi video of him like he
was like on the beach and he was like doing kung fu moves because he was trying to get the paparazzi
away but then he's like oh i'm a paparazzi with tmz and then he was like he froze and then he ran
away was he being funny or was he being real i think he was being silly he was trying to like
i don't know like haze the photographer i guess because he did i think he thought it was just a
fan or something but he's like no i'm like i'm with tmz and then he froze and then he bolted
was he by himself he was like by himself on the beach i with TMZ and then he froze and then he bolted was he by himself
he was like by himself
on the beach
I feel like that was set up
why are you by yourself
on the beach
taking a walk
yeah maybe taking
a little walk or something
I don't know
okay
are you gonna see
the Minecraft movie
oh yeah
when can we see it
god we need to see it
when can we see it
maybe tonight
I don't know
I don't know
as much as I wanted
to be a part of the event
because I love an event film
I love being a part of the event, because I love an event film.
I love being a part of something.
The demo is so teenage boy, and it was so rowdy. 14 to 24.
Yeah.
Boy?
14 to 24.
Yeah, 99% boys.
Yeah.
That's my biggest fear.
That's hell.
Exactly.
So as much as I like the idea of being a part of a cinematic event.
We don't want to get hazed by a bunch of 14-year-old boys. And also, I have no idea anything about Minecraft, so it kind of being a part of a cinematic event we don't want to get hazed by a bunch of 14 year old boys and also i have no idea anything about minecraft so it kind of be a oh my god
appropriating the straight boy culture i guess but i mean it's more video game culture but
no i think it's now i know the demographic i hate that demographic oh my god really i thought it was
like cutesy i thought it was like your little Animal Crossing vibe. You know what I mean? It's a little more like, I think, a little more bro-y.
But there are girls that play.
Valkyrae was supposed to be in the Minecraft movie.
What happened?
They cut her, she said.
Oh, she filmed?
Mm-hmm.
But she, on Twitch or her podcast or something, we talked about it last year.
But she said that she saw Jason Momoa be rude to someone on set.
So she thinks that she got cut because of that.
Well, if he is the producer.
Yeah.
Don't know if I'd be saying that.
The show I did, I'm just going to be praising the rest of my life.
I'm just going to be like, this is great.
SNL can't do any wrong.
No matter – if you were on something, you're loyal to it.
I mean, I guess if he was doing something great, I don't know.
Did she say what he was doing?
I think he was just, like, short-tempered with, like, someone of the crew or something.
Nothing that was, like – it wasn't, like, a Nikki Blonsky thing.
I would have remembered that.
Right, right.
That's what I'm saying.
But, yeah, I think it was just, you know, a little bit of attitude.
But, you know, everyone has bad days.
Oh, that was me yesterday at the airport.
I was just – I was so tired and exhausted. And, like, when the kids didn't have their nap they were just awake the whole time
and so like when people would come up they'd be you know they're excited of course and so but
they would be so loud and the babies would like cry when they wake up because they would just
go to sleep and then someone got like oh my god let's have a picture in like the airport and then
they would wake up and i was like no because i was like oh my god they're gonna be so cranky
and they were malibu was like having she was she was having a little moment
during the shake shack day and someone was trying to get me like for a picture i was like my daughter
screaming and she doesn't get this burger she's gonna keep screaming and it was just like i was
having one of those days it was like fine the plane ride was fine but those were one of those
things so if you met me at the cleveland airport and i was just tired i was tired i did get up for
a lot of pictures but also i had like two babies and we were by ourselves so i was just tired. I was tired. I did get up for a lot of pictures, but also I had like two babies
and we were by ourselves.
So I was just like scared to like leave them.
And it's like also she gets up for one picture.
Seriously, that person went and got the whole,
what team was it?
It was like a lacrosse team of like 30 girls.
Seriously, 30 girls came back
hearing that that one person got a picture.
They were like, oh my God, like there's no way.
I was like, my kids are sleeping while they're trying.
And then it was just, it was a whole thing. But that's why I was tired yesterday. So my God. There's no way. My kids are sleeping while they're trying. It was a whole thing. That's why I was tired
yesterday. On that note,
Valkyrie, if you don't report me being
mean, I was stressed. Maybe he was
stressed. I don't know.
There's one cameo that everyone talked about
that we wouldn't know
about it. Wait, can you spoil it? Is it a spoiler?
The whole movie's on
TikTok. This is not a spoiler.
I didn't see the movie and I know about it.
Anyway, either way, you wouldn't even know the cameo happened.
Jennifer Coolidge.
No, she's in the movie.
Oh, wait.
Yeah, no, she's in the movie.
So there's a famous Minecraft player that was called.
Joey Graceffa.
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
His name was Technoblade.
And he sadly passed away from cancer.
So anyway, he was one of like very famous player.
Yeah.
And he was like the nicest and like a really great community player and all that.
So his avatar was like a Minecraft pig with a crown on it.
Oh, that's cute.
Oh. So in the movie, suddenly there's a pig, a Minecraft pig with a crown on it kind of walking by.
And then Jack Black, somebody says, oh, is that a king?
And Jack Black says, that's a legend.
And he walks by. And they say like all the kids are crying when they see that.
Like everyone knows him and everyone.
And his dad saw the movie and talked about it.
So anyway, so there's a lot of things in the movie that's really,
like these people have a community, history.
Like it's a whole culture.
Moses told me this morning, he's like, you know,
I think Jack Black and Jason Momoa are going to be really big after this.
I'm like, and he was being dead.
You were being so serious.
I was like, I think they're already big.
I think that's why they're in the Minecraft movie.
But it's like, I don't know how to explain it like there's there's sometimes you
upgrade like you go to the next level of because have we heard of just no one lately babe he's
pretty huge no but lately they've been kind of quiet about him and jack black and jack black
had a little bit of you know i see what you mean it's like the margot robbie level up after barbie
there's a moment where there's a moment where like is it a king?
No it's a legend. Now they're becoming legends.
Wow. Okay. It is
pretty funny though because the movie is so like
horribly reviewed. All the reviews came out and
they were like this is the worst movie ever.
And then the fact that it like is so and it was
supposed to make 60 million was the original
projection and then making almost 160
is crazy. What did Snow White make?
I don't think it's even made. Less than half of that. Yeah. Let me see how much Snow White make? I don't think it's even made.
Less than half of that.
Yeah.
Let me see how much is that now.
I don't think in comparison.
I'm trying to compare it to something.
Less than half of that.
Damn, Minecraft really is over.
So this is the best video game movie opening of all time.
What other video game movies are there?
Like Super Mario and Sonic.
Oh, who would want to see those?
Except Jimmy.
Shout out to Jimmy for Sonic.
Jimmy going like mid-night.
He was so excited.
Remember he was here?
He was like, I'm Sonic.
He was like, can't wait to go.
He liked your pictures.
Insert your picture, Jimmy.
Next year, Sonic.
Cardboard cutout.
It was so funny.
I wonder if he ever cosplayed Sonic.
Him?
Jimmy?
I'm going to cosplay Minecraft.
I'll be the pig with the crown.
Is it a character or is it his thing?
I think it's his thing, right?
I think so.
I'll let him be the pig.
So it became a character after that.
And they have like statues of that pig in the Minecraft.
I mean, they really honor him.
Oh, you can be the axolotl because they're pink.
There's axolotls in it?
Yeah.
Can I tell you, I did buy an axolotl for myself.
You did?
It hasn't come in yet.
My mom's going to go pick it up.
That's why I wanted my mom to go to the post office this morning because it had arrived.
I got it off Poshmark because it was so hard to find.
It was the emo axolotl that came out.
I'm so jealous.
It was the April Fool's Build-A-Bear.
I thought it was fake.
But I got one off Poshmark, so we'll see what's coming.
And it had the certificate, and it was in the plastic.
It sold out really fast. I saw a tweet about this emo axolotl it's like a builder bear
thing it's gray it has the little swoop it is very so cute trishian in the sense that it's that boy
yes i know everyone's coming for the email i saw johnny gilbert tweeting about it and i was like
oh what is this so then i looked into it and i'm like i need to buy one of these asap and it was
like 300 on poshmark because it was like a limited edition thing i saw it and i'm like I need to buy one of these ASAP and it was like $300 on Poshmark. It was like a limited edition thing. I saw it
and I'm like oh I thought it was just an April Fool's
like prank. I didn't know it was an actual thing.
And then Jimmy sent it to me and I was like
oh I wish it was real. He was like it is real.
And I was like wait what? And then
it was already sold out so fast.
Well I hope I get it by Wednesday. I think it was delivered
and I was so excited about it. And I didn't realize
it was the same axolotl until Moe's got those axolotls.
I was like oh it's Oscar's axolotl things. I guess't realize it was the same axolotl until Moe's got those axolotls. I was like, oh, it's Oscar's axolotl things.
Yeah.
I guess people know the lore of the axolotl, which I didn't know.
I didn't know people knew.
It's an axolotl.
Oh, I will take it.
That's a good one.
Axolotl.
I think they got really popular because they were in Minecraft.
Honestly, Minecraft's impact.
And there's a pink one.
Yeah.
They're in nature.
They're pink.
Yeah.
We should do a Minecraft day. Honestly, yeah. Okay. how fast can we get it around maybe not by wednesday maybe next
monday maybe we need some what we need um one of the uh the gamer people to come and oh they do it
i don't know anything about minecraft literally i asked my sister to research it she's pretty
good at learning things callie probably knows about minecraft she seems like that kind of girl
to get on it to know about it.
Yeah.
She can like learn things quickly.
If I'm like, can you learn this?
She'll like figure it out.
So maybe we'll ask her.
I haven't even seen like anyone play Minecraft.
Like I don't watch – like I never watched the Joey Graceffa Minecraft videos.
He has a whole channel.
I know.
He loves – isn't that crazy?
He's not in the movie.
Like kind of crazy, right?
Because it's like – look, I know I make a lot of things in my brand.
So I was like, Trisha, you can't have everything be your brand.
But like literally that's his brand.
Like he had a whole channel for like 15 years about Minecraft and he had the big pixelated sword or axe or whatever.
That's true.
Like I just – I always associate him with that.
So that would suck.
It's like Dove Cameron.
It's like God, when that's like your whole thing and you don't get to be in like Wicked and then you just don't get it.
Oh, Dove Cameron.
Yeah, which I love Dove Cameron.
People are like, this looks like you.
She was on Jennifer Hudson's show.
And she was like going down the aisle.
I was like, in what world does this look like?
Love that.
I mean, she's gorge.
But also like me after Ozempic.
But it was.
But yeah, I just kind of.
That's like your whole.
Like, I don't know what my equivalent would be.
I don't have an equivalent.
I know.
I was thinking of that too.
Like what movie?
Like the next gay movie is The Sims.
We can't really be in that.
It's a gay movie? Game movie. Oh, game. Yeah, not gay. the sims oh we can't really be in that it's a
game movie game movie oh yeah not game i was like you could be in it there's a buckabag movie or
you know oh yeah i don't know i don't know what yeah because i do love everything so much i can't
just be like i could be in that but like something that you're just like so obsessed with like
that no one else like joseph maybe like they're doing a remake of joseph i'm like i could be an
extra there like i'm the i'm the number one joseph fan i feel like they're doing a remake of Joseph. I'm like, I could be an extra there. Like I'm the number one Joseph fan. I feel like I talk about it. I'm
obsessed with it. Like Wicked, everyone loves and talks about. So okay, whatever. But Joseph is like
my thing. And so like they're redoing it, John M. Chu. And I'm just like, if I don't get like a
little cameo or I can't be an extra in it, I'll like just cry. Because even, what's her name?
Gabby DeMartino was Ariana's double for For Good, the trailer. Did you know that?
Yeah. What? Yeah. She just said the thing, like I can finally talk about it now that the trailer. Did you know that? Yeah. What?
Yeah.
She just said a thing like, I can finally talk about it now that the trailer's out.
She was the back.
She was Ariana's back shot where she's like looking at the Emerald City or something like
that.
What?
Yeah.
She's like, thank you, Universal, for letting me be a part of this.
It was the best opportunity.
That is.
Why not you?
For Ariana?
Yeah.
Wow.
Me and Jeff.
Me and Jeff.
I'll be there.
I mean, that would have been everything. But as I'm saying, she's such a fan. For Ariana? Yeah. Wow. Me and Jeff. Me and Jeff. I'll be there.
I mean, that would have been everything.
But as I'm saying, she's such a fan.
So I was like, okay, that makes sense.
So I'm glad they could.
I know.
I really don't know what.
Even for me, I guess.
No, I couldn't even get in the freaking Taylor Swift.
Airstorm movie.
Wait, you weren't? No, and I was there when they were shooting and cosplaying.
Oh, you said you gave your all.
I gave a performance of a lifetime as a thrilled fan receiving a friendship bracelet.
That is crazy because they do know you and you know their person, their PR person and stuff.
I didn't pitch myself, though.
I didn't say, hey, Tree, I'm in cosplay here if you can get me in the –
Really, you didn't?
No.
I guess we got to pitch ourselves more.
We're putting ourselves out there more these days.
I would love, I would love, yeah.
Was there any YouTubers in Minecraft?
Valkyrie obviously wasn't, but anyone else? else i don't know i didn't hear about anyone else i would have thought like a dream or like a tommy in it because they like are minecraft boys but problematic
though yeah i don't know them but are they problematic dream is i don't think tommy is
as far as i know but i don't really keep up with any of the minecraft people like that
i'm gonna be in it i'm gonna be in be in that crowd. Maybe Target has some Minecraft stuff.
I'm sure they do.
I'm going to get in that era for sure.
I need to watch the movie.
When can we go?
We never have time.
We have like no time.
Tomorrow I'm filming six podcasts.
Doing four not love lines and the guest one for when I'm gone.
And then Wednesday we film.
It's like there's just no time.
But I've got to see it.
You can go when it dies down a little bit.
I'm sure it'll be in theaters for quite some time.
I do want to see that and Snow White.
I still want to see Snow White.
So those are the two that we're like planning on seeing.
Snow White, I think it's going to be out of theaters soon.
So I don't think you're going to get a chance for it.
Yeah.
It's losing a lot of its theaters.
It is doing so bad at the box office that now Disney paused the Tangled live action.
I saw everyone pissed about this.
People were mad.
All the people that were auditioning.
Really?
Yeah.
There were so many people that it was like. I saw everyone celebrating. I saw everyone pissed about this. People were mad. All the people that were auditioning. Really? Yeah. There were so many people that I was like –
I saw everyone celebrating.
I saw the opposite.
Oh, I think I saw the people auditioning.
They were posting their audition tapes.
Oh.
I think Gabby auditioned for it.
I think that's what she was saying.
She auditioned for Tangled and they're like, not for this, but have you – what about
– you kind of look like Ariana Grande.
Do you want to be the double for the Wicked movie?
Yeah.
So I think that's how she got it.
I don't know how these people are all getting big auditions like this.
I've never once auditioned for something so big.
I was like, damn, the Tangled movie is wild.
I guess maybe, maybe a good idea to take a little pause.
Yeah.
Because these live actions haven't been working out that much.
At least the princess ones, right?
Because even like Little Mermaid didn't make like a billion.
So it wasn't as big as like maybe it should have been.
Because like Beauty and the Beast was really successful and made a billion.
But everything after. Yeah yeah it's hard it's hard it is hard to remake something like rich like it's just make something that people love like passionate about they would
have had to make it like exact one for one and they would have had to cast a little white blonde
girl they would have they couldn't have taken i know there was like like avantika from mean girls
like people were fan casting her but everyone was so so mad at any kind of race swap or anything.
You just can't please anyone.
You can't.
Because if you do a little blonde girl, like a Sabrina Carpenter, then people are, you know.
Why not?
Yes.
People are going to be upset.
So I think maybe it is for the best that it is paused.
Take a little breather.
Lilo and Stitch, I think, will still do really well.
Well, that looks pretty true.
Someone did a screen by screen, shot by shot.
Did you?
I had it.
Was it for E.T.?
That was so good.
Thanks.
Oh, my God.
I was like, wow, this is so good.
Because it was so like the original.
How did you figure that out?
I just, they released a clip.
Disney released a clip from the Lilo and Stitch live action when Lilo and Stitch go to work with Nani.
And then I just remembered that scene in the cartoon.
So then I went to go find the scene and then cut it so it kind of matched.
It was so good.
It was exact.
I was like, wow, they really did do a little editing in there.
They should hire you.
It was pretty close.
It was pretty close.
But then people, again, are so nitpicky.
They're like, this scene is supposed to take place at night and now in the live action it's in the day
and the guy who plays david was hotter in the cartoon than he is in real life i'm like oh my
god it's a cartoon yes everyone needs to chill out a little but no one can be as hot as the
cartoons like princess jasmine or like a hercules if you know who's supposed to be hercules they're
probably pausing that huh they must yeah i remember wasn't austin butler supposed to play Hercules? They're probably pausing that, huh? They must, yeah. I remember, wasn't Austin Butler supposed to, like,
fan cast as Hercules or something?
Oh, I saw Paul Meskel, too.
Oh, yeah.
I saw Rachel Zegler said Kit Conner from Heartstopper
slash Romeo and Juliet.
Well, I'm a little biased because we both started together.
But I could see it, though.
Kit Conner is great.
Okay.
Yeah, is he muscular?
I don't know.
He's, like, pretty buff now.
He, like, really bulked up a lot.
Okay, I could see that.
Who was the one we saw? Oh, Paul Meskel. He's playing something.. He really bulked up a lot. I could see that. Who was the one we saw?
Paul Mescal.
He's playing something.
The Beatles.
Crickets.
We went to the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.
Uncle George is the biggest Beatles fan.
We were talking about the Beatles movie.
It's like Barry Keoghan.
Who else?
Paul Mescal.
Barry Keoghan, Paul Mescal,ph quinn and harris dickinson i believe
i think he's from baby girl okay um he was the love interest in a cold kid man i think it was
him let me just make sure oh damn so they got some all-stars for this one um yeah it's funny
because a lot of people are like you should cast unknowns
for this but i don't think any of them are like that besides no i mean even barry is kind of just
known for the supreme carpenter i don't think any of them are like that well known to the general
public no no i don't know any of them like you know them but not really exactly yeah yeah
joseph quinn is in a lot of things now.
And they're releasing all four at the same time.
It's supposed to be a bingeable movie experience.
Eight hours of The Beatles.
There's four separate Beatles movies.
One for each Beatle.
Oh, no.
Who thought of that idea?
Nobody needs to see a whole George Harrison.
Sorry.
It's not The Avengers.
We don't need to see an individual. Then we see them unite. I don't know. I'll sit through eight hours of The Beatles before I sit through an Avengers movie.. Sorry. It's not the Avengers. Like, we don't need to see individual, then we see them unite?
I don't know.
I'll sit through eight hours of the Beatles before I sit through an Avengers movie.
But you're supposed to be in Avengers.
Oh, right.
Doomsday.
I'm on that one.
Once I'm on that, for sure.
Clock me in that.
Jack Black.
I can't think of anything I want to see less than eight hours of the Beatles.
I'm so sorry.
Eight hours is crazy.
And then I saw that Mikey Madison was being casted for Yoko Ono.
That was Pooh Crave, but.
Because I was like, that's the opposite of diverse cast.
They're like, let's put, yeah, that was like, maybe not that direction.
Okay.
That was crazy.
I was like, wow.
A lot of people did believe that, though.
I saw a lot of like film, like connoisseurs run with that.
It was like, you got to check the Pooh and Pop craves.
Oh, they need to really ban those on X because I do get confused.
And I don't know the difference.
So I just take it as fact.
Shut up, Poo Crave, though.
They are listeners of the podcast.
Okay, well, Poo Crave needs to be shut down because I get confused.
Just like Oscar Crave.
He was at the show.
He was at the show.
I know.
He's on it.
Boots on the ground.
Oscar.
I finally reached out to Oscar Crave because I was just like, not finally, but I was just
like, damn, you're really coming to all the shows. So I was like, if you want to come to a show, let me know. Media pass. He really is it. Boots on the ground. I finally reached out to Oscar because I was just like – not finally, but I was just like, damn, you're really coming to all the shows.
So I was like, if you want to come to a show, let me know.
Media pass.
He really is traveling.
Yeah.
Media pass, period.
Because he's front row to each one.
I was like, you're officially in the Heirs of Trish VIP tour.
There's a whole new group of people who come to multiple shows now this tour.
My old schools are my Brian, Danielle, and Catherine.
But they're older.
They're trying to save for houses these days. know they're whatever so now there's like this new
young group of people who come to a lot of shows shout out brie who's been to i think she's been
to six she's coming to six more yeah she was there both in cleveland and cincinnati she was at both
toronto shows i remember her from the music video music video she got a tattoo of sad boy wow yeah um and then uh we have ashton ricky uh
his dad's in in a popular i think it's like a tahano band i don't know ricky something he comes
to a lot of shows so there's a whole new level of vips and oscar crave is there he is he's there
i don't even know where he's based out of because he's always in the most random cities and i think
he's from tennessee okay so maybe that's why he's yeah and the lord too it's know where he's based out of because he's always in the most random cities. And I was like. I think he's from Tennessee. Oh, okay.
So maybe that's why he was in the South once a while.
And the lore too.
It's funny because he's the one that films Hormona Lisa at RuPaul's book signing, like
shooting her shots to get on Drag Race.
Isn't that crazy?
The lore.
So he's the one.
He's everywhere.
And that's the one that like went viral of Hormona Lisa like asking to be on the show.
Wow.
And even Drag race used his video
and showing hormonalisa's backstory do they credit him yeah they credit oscar crave i think his real
name well because he doesn't have a real account does he when he posted it it was his own account
but because it was pre because i call him oscar but i need to start calling him nick because i
don't know introduce me as oscar people think you're there they're like oscar crave i mean
they're still gonna excite me they'll do love Oscar Crave, but I shouldn't say Nick.
But I think his accounts are always Oscar Crave.
That's why I was like, who is he?
Yeah, I think his is personal too, but he is very active on Oscar Crave.
Shout out Nick.
And he's always wearing cute – he had a Wicked shirt.
We were singing Wicked together front row.
It's a vibe.
We have a good time there.
I like seeing the same people.
It's cool.
When people come back, that means the show is good. They're like, we couldn't get enough, especially Brie two nights in a vibe. We have a good time there. I like seeing the same people. It's cool. When people come back, that means the show is good.
Yeah.
They're like, we couldn't get enough, especially Brie two nights in a row.
She went from Cleveland to Cincinnati.
It's like a five-hour drive.
I was like, yeah, we really like the show.
Which is the best compliment ever.
That's us with Donny Osmond.
I go see him all the time.
Or you know what?
That was me with Jason Momoa.
I did like maybe six meet and greets in six months with him when he was on the tour.
Oh, yeah.
He did recognize you, obviously, because of the plane.
Yeah.
I mean, if you see someone six times in a row, you're going to be like, all right.
You're pretty memorable, too.
Thank you.
I try to think so.
Yeah.
You never know if they do remember you or not.
But I think by the sixth one, he's probably like, all right.
Especially because I came with my mom each time.
So he's like, OK, this is my mom.
OK, solo.
You know what I mean?
So he probably was like, all right.
But what were we talking about how did we get there beetles poo crave oh the beetles yeah well we don't need to go back to the beetles i suppose but good luck to that movie barry
it's so crazy when you break up like when you stop dating like an attractive girl like you're
like not hot anymore i know everyone was posting um photos of barry um next
to like the other beatles from cinema con and everyone was on twitter was clowning on the way
barry looks now i was like you guys were the same one saying he was hot when he was dating
sabrina i assume he's playing ringo star because he's not attractive or what no i'm just why would
you assume though what was the assumption based off of?
That their faces
will look similar
like a young Ringo Starr.
Well, he is playing Ringo Starr.
Oh, he is?
Yes, he is.
I can't imagine
playing anyone else.
Paul Meskel's playing
Paul McCartney
which kind of makes sense
and I don't know
who the other ones are.
John Lennon.
I have no idea.
But I know
they were legends so.
Shout out. I don't think Gen Z cares about the Beatles. No. We care know they were legends, so. Shout out.
I don't think Gen Z cares about the Beatles.
No.
We care about like a One Direction.
We don't really.
It's true.
Oh, me grouping myself.
Millennials.
Millennials.
I'm with Gen Z too.
Because I know what they care about.
Now that I do the show, I'm like, I know.
I know they don't care about Britney Spears or sex.
I always ask for requests.
No one ever wants Britney.
They always want Hamilton every show.
Hamilton.
I'm like, wait, that's so wild.
Like that's so – to me that's like millennial.
But they always want Hamilton.
Sabrina Carpenter.
I got to learn some of those songs.
They always want Sabrina.
And who's another one they always ask for and I never know?
Sometimes Olivia Rodrigo.
Sometimes Tate McRae.
I'm trying to get more in the Gen Z because I always ask for suggestions.
I'm Justin Bieber now because they know I'm Justin Bieber, so they ask for that.
Always Chapel.
I mean, my fan base is just a Chapel Rome fan base, I think.
I think they think it's my song, actually.
Every show, it's Shallow, Pink Pony Club.
And they chanted it.
I think it was at Cleveland, I think, or maybe it was Cincinnati.
I can't remember.
A crowd chanted Pink Pony Club.
I was like, oh, my gosh.
I think that's why on Call Her Daddy, that's the skit they did. What? It was like, oh, you think she's going to play Pink Pony Club. I was like, oh my gosh. I think that's why on Call Her Daddy, that's the skit they did.
What?
It's like, oh, you think she's going to play Pink Pony Club?
I think Hot To Go.
I love Moses Associates.
Sure.
It's the same kind of thing.
I hope they play Hot To Go.
And they're like, this is a Trisha Paytas concert.
So, but on Call Her Daddy, they said Hot To Go and Pink Pony Club?
I don't think so.
I don't know.
You could be right.
I think so.
Their TikTok was one-to-one.
The TikToks everyone makes from your show.
Well, but I think they were making it because it's already.
Okay.
I don't know.
Now I'm confused.
The origin of the meme was for like Aeros Tour because it was like the surprise song of the Aeros Tour.
Then it became like a Chapel thing.
Chapel did it with Olivia Rodrigo.
It was like. The hot to go. Yeah. But you're saying they said pink pony club yeah and in your all the tiktoks i get is people say i hope she's playing pink pony club it's like this is a
trisha paytas concert and then they show a video of you singing pink pony club they're ripping off
the meme that i ripped off it's like you're it's like jack black cosplaying me as derard way i love
it i like it but for me that i never me as Gerard Way I love it I like it
but for me
I never knew
what happened
before that
they're copying you
okay
period
I love that
I have to watch it
we'll take it
yeah
shout out
Chapel Rome
I need to find
an LA guest
for my show
maybe I'll reach out
to Jack Black
it's either Jack Black
or Chapel Rome
but I'm scared
to reach out to either
by the way
none of them
have even contacted me
I'm just saying
in my head I'm like who can I get role but I'm scared to reach out to either. By the way, none of them have even contacted me. I'm just saying in my head.
I'm like, who can I get?
Role model.
I reached out to him.
Oh.
He recently.
Do you love him?
Yeah, I've listened to him because he was the one dating Emma Chamberlain, right?
That's what Hannah told me.
Yeah.
And I was like, okay.
Tucker is his real name.
Shut up, Tucker.
Tucker?
Yeah.
Well, he signed his set list as Trisha Paytas over the weekend.
Yeah.
So random.
This was from Trish Graves.
How does Trish Crave see everything?
Like, I don't see it anywhere else.
And Trish Crave saw it.
And I was like, oh, is this real?
So I sent a DM to him.
Still left on.
But I'm trying, guys.
I don't have any guests right now.
But still come to the LA show.
The Greek May 4th.
My pitch that I had in my head was you and Terry Jo singing I Love You, Jesus.
That might be more realistic for me.
Although Terry Joe is booked in busy so I don't know.
But the crowd would go wild for that.
That is kind of the...
Maybe that'd be a good one. I do have to find someone.
Tana's on tour.
I was like okay I'm going to find...
I don't have to find anyone. It's not like I'm advertising
special guests but
it'll be fun.
I have another hot topic. Oh! the kim kardashian one this is
not hot topic this is another thing that i love why we just use a show for our own please because
i have to make a plea um skims is not delivering to california right now the terrorists no i don't
know oh i think so wow how about those terrorists that's crazy crazy, huh? But what do you mean?
So you go to the website?
What?
Where do they deliver to?
Well, Jimmy answered this for real because I need these underwears.
I have a cart of about 30 pairs of underwear because for my shows, I wear the nude and the black.
Sometimes I wear a cheekster.
Sometimes I wear a hipster.
Sometimes I wear a full brief.
Sometimes I wear a thong.
So I was trying to order these in like 3X because I'm pregnant.
My butt is huge. So I was trying to order these in like 3X because I'm pregnant. My butt is huge.
So I was trying to order these in 3X.
They're super soft.
There's no panty line.
I've been trying to place this order for like a week.
I started on April Fool's.
So I thought it was April Fool's joke because I was like, what the hell?
So I posted it on my Instagram.
And then I keep trying to place this order.
It says it won't be delivered to California.
And I was like, what the hell?
Is there a skimmed outage?
I don't know.
It's letting me do it.
Maybe it depends on what
you're ordering i think you need to restart i ordered the same underwear i it's like a $400
cart i ordered the same you should have just gone to the the drive-thru i wanted to i was only here
for three days while we were gone i'll maybe i'll try it from your phone i'm trying to get these new
briefs okay well i don't know it's my hopefully's not a MeUndies situation where they're just blocking you from purchasing the undies.
To like stop talking about us?
That would be crazy.
It's $400 worth of underwear in my cart right now and I really want to buy it.
Can you put a pair of nude underwear 3X in there just to see if it works?
Let me see.
I mean, you don't have to do the whole – I don't know.
I guess you don't have to do this.
We can do it later.
I can't wait to see Darian looking at his search history.
Huh?
I can't wait to see Darian looking at his search history. I know't wait to see darian looking at his search history i know he's like why do you have three
x nude briefs in there let's see oh the cheeky yeah the cheeky is good hipster full brief whatever
okay that's a bag we're doing live journalism i know i'm gonna be so sad actually if it's just
my phone that's so weird it must must be just mine. Maybe because you're
traveling. I don't know. Something about the location.
That's what I thought. Maybe
different location or something.
I don't know.
But I tried it this morning. It's letting
me. It lets me put California.
And you can go to PayPal.
I guess let me go all the way
to make sure. Just place the order for me.
Put 10 in there.
Maybe it was too big of an order.
No, I mean, I placed big orders.
I really need this underwear.
It's so annoying.
Because I was always getting 2X, but now my butt is too big for 2X,
and I need a 3X.
Let's see.
Okay, it's loading.
It lets me.
It says shipping method, standard, express, or priority.
Okay.
Can I see mine really quick?
Let me just see if it works now.
So sorry.
I'm so sorry.
That's so annoying because it never lets me do that.
Sorry, babe.
Thank you.
I'm just so annoyed by this.
This is all I've been thinking about.
I've been trying it all week.
Okay.
Sorry.
Sorry, everyone.
Sorry, Jimmy.
Sorry, everybody.
Let me just try this quickly. So, okay. I have 24 items in my bag. Okay. Sorry, sorry, everyone. Sorry, Jimmy. Sorry, everybody. Let me just try this quickly.
So, okay. I have 24 items in my bag. Okay. So, yeah. I have some bralettes. I have some bralettes,
a 4X. I got a boy short, lace brief, cheeky brief, boy short, boy short. Okay. Let's do checkout.
It's $402.
It says his order may not meet our shipping policies.
I wonder why.
Oh, my God.
Do you think I'm banned?
You might.
I don't understand.
I think you just need to restart the whole order.
And sometimes there's, you know, like one item that has an issue.
And it messes up your whole order.
So just get the underwear.
Just get the underwear in one order.
That is just the underwear.
Oh, I thought you said there's more items in there.
Well, there's a bra lot in there.
I'll try it on yours.
I'll try it on yours later.
That's so annoying.
Okay, well, whatever.
That was my other hot topic.
All right.
And the other thing, oh my God, I was like, you have to like let it go, but I can't let it go, is did you see, okay, I know we've talked about this before, but the White Lotus
series finale was last night.
Oh, yes, yes.
And the party was down the street.
A hotel we go to four seasons.
We go to literally, no exaggeration, probably four times a week.
We have lunch there.
We have breakfast there.
They changed their menu a little too much for me they don't have my steak frites anymore but
we love the onyx we love all like this is where we get married this is where we go on our easter
egg hunts like we love this is our hotel this is our hotel like they know us they don't even like
give us valet tickets nothing they're just like hi welcome back it's been a while like everyone
knows us there they're hosted they hosted the series finale party so not only did they have
like a q a the whole cast was there by the like a Q&A, the whole cast was there, by the way.
Did you see it?
Yeah.
The whole cast was there.
And it's like not a big four seasons.
It's like so random.
And we are far out of LA.
We're like, I don't know, like an hour out of LA.
Like it's just so freaking weird that it was there.
I feel like they hosted it there for us.
Like I really do think that.
Because like why else would they come out this way?
Who lives out here?
Nobody.
Like why would they come out this way?
The whole cast and crew were there.
And they made it look so fancy.
I was just like, it's by – I know exactly.
They built a new pool this year.
And they made it so fancy outside because they had the full moon party there.
And not only that, but Getty Images was there.
Yes.
Like, snapping random people that were there.
I was just like – I saw Ari.
Tana's friend was there.
He was in the bed and they had a White Lotus like gift set for him because you could stay
there.
It was like a three night event.
Yeah, he's friends with the owner.
Oh, well, maybe that's why he was there.
But we got invited.
We got invited by Max and they were, they kept following up too.
Like we need confirmation.
We got, and I finally had to be like, we can't go.
But I feel like we really missed our shot because Parker Posey talked about meeting
Mike White at a party for the White Lotus too.
And she was like, I think I'm going to get cast in White Lotus.
And I think that was my moment to have met him and get casted because they're in our
town.
What if they do White Lotus here at the Four Seasons there?
Like that's so crazy.
And I was like, I think I missed my shot.
I really do.
I feel really sad.
Everyone looks so good.
Patrick Schwarzenegger was there.
Like every single person was there.
Maybe not Walter Goggins, but my John Grease, who I love, was there and like everybody. I'm so, so sad.
And it was down the street. So then I saw all the pictures today and I was like, I couldn't have
been more disappointed that I wasn't there. It was crazy. I don't know. We could have probably,
and the only, the thing is Cleveland only has one direct flight out. Actually, technically they had
two on a Sunday. It was 7 a.m., which I wouldn't have gotten back from Charlotte in time
or it was our 9 p.m. flight.
And so we got back at like 11 p.m.
But I just like,
I mean,
do you know what I mean?
Again,
not to make this about myself,
but like,
why is it in my city,
in my town?
It's a tiny town.
No one's here.
It's so weird.
But they all came out for that.
Why do you think?
What are your suspicions?
Isn't the other one in like west hollywood
beverly hills yeah that doesn't really give white lotus vibes though i feel like this is probably
the closest to like a white lotus because it is more out there is more like there's hills at least
you know it's a little bit more nature yeah i think it's easier to like transform the place
here and have all that happen really yeah beverly hills where everyone gets married the four season
version of hills where everyone gets married They do like all the movie junkets
there but they all look the same so
Yeah that's what I was saying though but it's like
that's where they go because it's like central. Yeah.
You have to come out. Like this is a far way to come out.
Also Beverly Hills is not what it used to be so
Well they said they're not doing season four
at a beach. There's no oceans involved
in season four. There will not be coastal.
He said it's not cold because he doesn't like
the cold. He doesn't like it. It won't be like like the alps it's something europe but it's like we've already
done europe so as a fan as a plea let's keep it tropical because i think that's the magic of the
white lotus it is yeah it's just like beautiful to look at yeah yeah but if there's no ocean
i feel like it might be more urban like tokyo or like he said europe oh he said already well
somebody had said so they might go like a
beautiful city like prague or you know like something russia like like some kind of a really
prague is crazy that's where they shot the hostile movies and those girls got tortured in the hostel
remember that movie no the eli roth was it was always prague and it was always like them getting
tortured it was like no okay well or i hope they don't do the mistake that you did me to show you
and they went to london to england oh god no more london shows don't go to england yeah that's where
you jumped the shark god that you season was terrible in london did you watch it season yeah
awful yeah that was the last season right this like yeah it was just not cute and ugly and just
yeah don't go to london that's crazy um i heard well he said
that he's open to doing an all-star season of the white lotus too which is interesting i don't know
i think not survivor i know we're like drag race it was gonna be drag race but yeah maybe for like
a season five i hope it's not next season i feel like you need one more season of like you know
of people and then maybe an all-star season.
Maybe.
There's some people I kind of miss.
I kind of want to see Patrick Schwarzenegger back as crazy as that sounds.
You were like the number one hater. Number one hater, yeah.
I did a full 180 on Patrick Schwarzenegger.
Because of his character or because of him?
Oh, because of his character, yeah.
His character did a good full arc, yeah.
I love seeing the side-by-side.
Did you watch it last night?
Yeah.
Did you or you just saw the TikToks?
Just saw the TikToks.
I was on a plane.
I was researching it.
Were you happy with the ending?
There are some things I would have changed.
I get it.
I get it.
I get it.
I get it.
I get it.
Because it was like, it was, I think the funniest thing is that like, obviously the theories
and stuff for like a whole thing on TikTok and the theories kept going viral and it ended up being the most like obvious, the most in your face.
Yeah.
Things to happen is the thing that actually happened.
Like it was so transparent.
Like he could have made it any more clear that it would spoiler alert that it would be Chelsea.
Amy Lou Wood would die.
Like it was so obvious with like the things happen in threes.
And then the robbery it
was the snake bracelet and then she got bit by a snake and then the robbers had snake tattoos and
then like the dialogue with um her and walton goggins was so like it's forever it's forever
like we're gonna be together always i was like oh i see exactly where it's going. Yeah. And Rick.
Yeah.
I mean, and then him killing his father at the end.
I feel like that was also, like, super – it was super obvious and also a little cliche,
but almost so obvious that I was second-guessing.
I was like, he can't do this because it's so obvious, right?
Right.
And it's usually, like, accidental and, like, you know, kind of funny, the deaths.
Yeah. This one was, like – Very intense and purpose intense and purpose yeah very just quentin tarantino vibes
it's like all right well damn that's how it ended yeah and i i knew too because everyone was getting
corrupt even little belinda was getting corrupted and chelsea was the one you know pure soul and i
was like damn it really hurts to be a sweetheart out here you know, the moral of the story is always take that money and run.
You know what I mean?
I'm glad she's willing to took five million because honestly, same.
Because like what else?
Otherwise, he's going to try and kill you or something like that.
So it's like just take that money.
She ditched the guy.
Her love.
She's like, bye.
I got to go.
Poor Poonchai.
I feel for Poonchai.
Oh, I like that name.
Poonchai?
Yeah.
That's a good name for a baby.
Poonchai.
I like it.
Is it Thai?
I'm assuming since – I don't know. I'm assuming for a baby i like it is it tie i'm assuming since i don't know i'm assuming
but um i like it and then the whole like fake out with lachlan i get it because literally everyone
who was dubious got away with it because then if lachlan did die he would have had to he would
have been exposed for you know the murder suicide and the fact that Lachlan didn't die means
he got away with that so I get that everyone had basically the moral story everyone it was supposed
to be like subversive and there was no happy endings you know so I do I do get it but the
family had a happy ending to me I was like oh they got a boat they're leaving they're fine
um I mean they're going back to, you know, losing everything they have. So.
Maybe not.
I hope that there was like a secret account.
Wasn't the theory that Parker Posey's character has like a secret account and like this was Spanx that she was like, she knew where the money was.
The theory is what we've learned is the most obvious thing, the thing that they tell you
over and over again is likely the situation.
Because there was theories Lisa who played Mook was going to be evil or whatever. and then she was just a girlfriend who wanted a rich boyfriend you know so yeah even she was
out here in this in town lisa was here yes yeah damn i know i was like what are they doing because
like again we live in a small town so i'm just like what are they doing out here damn damn damn
alicia maria was there alicia mar Marie once again living the Trishian life.
I didn't see many influencers so I felt a little
special. I was like, wow, we got invited by the walls. I haven't
seen any other ones. I follow Alicia.
And she posted with a quickness. So she was the only one
I saw. But I was very jealous.
I am admittedly very jealous of Alicia Marie
and Jake Shane. I don't
really get jealous of many people but those two.
Jake Shane starring in Hacks.
Hacks season four.
That boy gets everything. And honestly i wish it was i can't even hate because i when i was younger not me right now but like when i was younger he's everything i would have wanted to be you know when
i was like in my mid-20s i was like that was my dream was to be like a jake shane type but
didn't happen for me my dream now now, I want to be that boy.
I want to be Chris Olsen too.
He had Meghan Trainor at his LA show.
I was like, damn.
I really need a nepo friend.
It's hard.
It's hard. It is hard.
Like Jake really has it.
He has everything.
The world at his fingertips.
And he's at least sweet.
Yeah.
He's really nice.
Yeah.
So I like that he's getting good things because he's a nice person but damn i wish that was me
i'm a good person too what the hell i know maybe i know maybe it's not our time yet no where's my
olivia rodrigo collab where's my uh glenn powell collab oh we're wearing olivia rodrigo colors
that's true yeah manifesting glenn powell is crazy that you like him so much i mean i don't know
anything about him but i don't i don't see him as having like a fandom. Everyone loves Glenn Powell right now.
He's like, because he's one of the straight guys everyone likes, I think.
You know.
Confirmed straight?
I'm pretty sure, yeah.
He went viral last week because he was crying at his sister's wedding and everyone's like,
you know, straight guy wearing his heart on his sleeve.
It's the bare minimum for a straight guy.
It's like, oh, he's crying.
I love him.
He loves his sisters?
How sweet. Bare minimum out, oh, he's crying. I love him. He loves his sisters. How sweet.
Bare minimum out here.
Oh, my gosh.
Well, shout out to them.
Well, yeah, I thought it was.
You know what?
Still loved it, though.
I love White Lotus because it is just so fun to watch.
It's just beautiful to watch.
Exactly.
It's a good vibe.
I saw a lot of people disappointed with it, too, because everyone points to all these
little scenes or whatever.
Like, what's this scene for?
What's this interaction for?
I'm like, that really isn't the point.
What were the monkeys for?
Exactly.
I don't know.
Just to show some monkeys in Thailand?
Darian was kind of guided by it.
He predicted it in the middle of the episode, what was going to happen.
But his theory from the jump was the monkeys got the gun and started shooting up the place,
which was a wild theory in retrospect.
But, you know. Right. It's, right it's yeah lesson learned the most obvious thing but also damn you can't have a whole ass shootout the white lotus that i get the other deaths like you know maybe
accidental didn't get on the news but a mass shooting at the white lotus and that's not on
the news oh it wasn't how do we know at the end they're just waving goodbye as if nothing there
wasn't a freaking mass shootout oh i didn't see that well and also i was gagged that like we didn't
see parker posey's reaction to the shooting imagine victoria like hearing the gunshots
like that would have been really funny where was she at she wants to go to breakfast so she was
around the property but they didn't show her reaction to the shooting which i thought was
a little bit of a missed opportunity.
The women were right there.
All three of the women were just like right there watching it happen.
I know.
Carrie, her bolting away.
Yeah.
Which people argued that she had the least to live for, that she liked her life the least of all the women, yet she ran the fastest.
I think it's just that New York mentality.
You don't wait around.
It's got to go.
Yeah.
It's like – Got to go.
It was pretty though. They had the shot of them at the end in the water and it was the yin and yang which i
thought was really pretty yeah her little shot in there are we gonna watch it or it's already
spoiled for you because we have two episodes we had to catch on you have two i know we have a time
we have like one hour to watch it right because if we had the time we would have gone to the actual
season we're here every night we're here every night of our
lives how did we miss that one but yeah i'll watch it because i enjoy it like again i enjoy this the
place the space that they create and but i'm not like this show is definitely nothing was happening
so at least i meant to see the last. We've been building up for it.
Because I do love, I love the characters.
I love watching people act.
Like, I don't know.
I just, I loved, I loved, I seriously loved every single person on the season.
There wasn't one person.
Like, I loved the old guy and the young girl that was hosting.
I loved, like, I loved every single, there wasn't one, I'm trying to think of one character
I didn't like.
I liked them all.
I don't like gay talk.
Oh, he's kind of the hero, I don't know.
He was annoying me because he was just like bad decision after bad decision and then sold out really quick he was just so annoying the whole season and then
at the end um selling out his morals to you know to get the job yeah do it sometimes i don't know
i i get that's the point of the show i get everyone is supposed to you know the money and
power and all this corrupts everyone and that's the point. But damn, RIP Chelsea.
The one sweetheart who was holding it down.
The one sweetheart at the White Lotus
holding it down for us all.
The sweetheart representation.
And she's gone.
She's gone.
They probably feel bad.
They're like, oh no, we killed the actress
that everyone wants to see more of.
I know.
No all-stars.
I know.
Well, they always do.
But that is what they do.
That's why people also thought she was going to die because it's always the likable character like the first season two he was so good
in the second season obviously tanya yeah the fan favorite the fan favorites gotta go but that's why
it's it's tricky like with the season four because obviously now they can't do like an uh a beach or
ocean theme now but they also it's i feel like they gotta mix it up like are you gonna do another like murder
whodunit thing or can you have a mystery another way and still keep the tension i do love the
murder part of it but yeah it should be not as because like the first season that was such like
a non part of it to me like you know yes at the beginning you saw like a body being put in the
plane but it was kind of like a non thing you didn't think about this one everyone was just
like trying to guess like who is it what is it because it opened
with the shooting it was so like intense yeah you know even i guess the first one had the body
floating i guess too in the water tanya yeah water i guess it's kind of like tension it's like
add some stakes and knowing that it's looming but can you keep doing that every single season? I don't know. Can you still have tension without a death?
I don't know.
Did you see Woody Harrelson?
He turned down being in the White Lotus to go on a family vacation.
To live the real life White Lotus.
That's what we did.
That's what we did.
We turned down White Lotus.
Well, being the finale.
Oh, yeah.
To go to Cleveland.
Family vacation. Family vacation.
Family vacation.
Where there's no Four Seasons, but we did stay at the Ritz-Carlton with all the New York Knicks.
And someone thought I was Mary J. Blige at the Ritz-Carlton.
What?
Yeah.
When I called, I got a number for security through my tour manager.
He's like, this is the security person.
They're going to help you get in the back entrance.
And I was like, perfect.
And I called and he's like, oh, your show is still happening.
When we landed, I was like, my show? It's not until tomorrow. And he's like, your show is still happening when we landed I was like my show it's
not until tomorrow and he's like oh it's like still going on and I was like what show is this
not Mary J Blige I'm like do you think would I be calling you like what I think this is not Mary J
Blige I'm like but this is Trisha Paytas and he's like oh okay he's like we're here so I don't know
like you can just come whenever I was like oh But I never got confused for that before, but I was excited.
But she was at the hotel and the New York Knicks were at our hotel.
So we were in a White Lotus-esque hotel.
Okay, work.
There's no Four Seasons in Cleveland.
But we did pass on the Four Seasons.
You're right.
We did.
Or on the White Lotus party.
Woody Harrelson, I don't know.
What happened?
Was he supposed to be Rick or who? Originally, he was in talks to play Rick, but then he was supposed to be Sam Rockwell's character, the friend or accomplice.
But yeah, he was in talks for it.
He tried to get more money because they revealed that every cast member gets the same.
It's like around 40,000 per episode.
And there's no like everyone's on equal footing.
But did he deny that it was pay?
Well, in a sense.
In the sense that he did go to try to get more money.
And he met with the head of Warner Brothers to try to get more money.
But then ultimately he said it was because the schedule
conflicted with the family vacation he had planned
but it's like what you were trying to get more money
and then all of a sudden
I just love the family vacation actually
because I think if the money was good enough he would have been like
I can wait on this vacation just come with me to Thailand
what a stupid move on his part
because I mean I know he's known for like Hunger Games
you're not playing Mitch in the next
hey Mitch what's his name
well he could be but Because, I mean, I know he's known for, like, Hunger Games. You're not playing Mitch in the next. Hey, Mitch. What's his name? Hey, Mitch.
You're not playing Hey, Mitch in the next one.
Well, he could be, but.
No, I think they will place him with someone else.
Walton Goggins will play Mitch.
I couldn't even imagine.
I think that's what's so great about White Lotus, too.
You can't even imagine anyone else playing those roles.
Because it's like Woody Harrelson.
I would just be like Woody Harrelson in that role.
You know what I mean?
Sometimes you can't be too famous, either.
I know all these famous people want to be in it, but it's like, I don't think you can
be too famous for that show. The charm is it's like, you know, a C sometimes you can't be too famous either i know all these famous people want to be in it but it's like i don't think you can be too no i think the charm is it's like you
know a c b lister i think that's why it's it works yeah because it doesn't take you out of um
the fantasy as much yeah because you know i tried to watch that american horror story over the
weekend um when i was traveling by myself it was like kim kardashian the kim kardashian one i love
you know i love kim but you really do see kim kardashian you don't see a character and it's
not her fault i mean she could you know act I love Kim. But you really do see Kim Kardashian. Yeah, if you don't see a character. And it's not her fault.
I mean, she can, you know, act and stuff like that.
But I mean, she looks like Kim.
Talks like Kim.
Yeah.
I was like, okay, yeah.
So it doesn't really work on those kind of things.
There was also an article that says receding hairlines are suddenly sexy thanks to Walton
Goggins.
Oh, I could see that.
I mean, he is hot.
But he also has like a really ripped body and stuff too it's like um even there
was an article in vogue that even said like um receding hairlines are kind of in um people said
that walton goggins is a lot of forehead and a lot of teeth but somehow it still works for him but
i love that description i know there's nothing wrong with it receding hairlines are they're
not hot i think that i think it's so crazy when people are like, oh, my God, his hair is receding.
It's, like, not cute.
I'm like, well, he still has a cute face.
You know what's crazy about him, though, is he's had that hairline for, like, 30 years.
Yeah.
He was in, what, Karate Kid or something in the 80s.
Yeah.
And he had that same hairline.
Yeah.
He just might have a big forehead, too.
Honestly, yeah.
Because my, like, hairline is definitely thinning out.
But I also just have a big forehead either way. Mine, too. head too honestly yeah because i might like hairline is definitely thinning out and i was
but i also just have a big forehead you know what too like if i push my back like i mean it could
look receding i guess like i mean it's just far back like i just have that kind of line so i don't
know maybe they just have a big forehead because if it was really receding it would have been
completely gone over like 30 years right right right asking on further back unless he
just started like a treatment finasteride like when it was like that maybe it froze like that
i don't know but because like dr phil had the receding you know because he had that little
like hair right there so and is his teeth big i guess i guess yeah i guess just because there's
a lot of room on his face you know i don know. The analysis of this is so funny.
It is fierce that,
you know,
he just spikes his hair up
and it's just
forehead out.
I ordered some of his goggles.
He sells,
Does he really?
Yeah, he sells sunglasses.
Walton Goggles is funny.
Yeah, and it's all
over my TikTok.
You haven't seen it?
Oh my God.
And it's him like
trying on these goggles
and they're sunglasses
but they have a band
around the head.
So I ordered a pair.
That's fierce.
They have like Oakleys
or something like that but they're kind of cool and they're called walton goggins goggles
that is so clever and i think they're sold out i ordered a yellow pair and a blue pair i think
they're sold out it's his world now he's really you know having his moment it is crazy how that
does like revive it's like jennifer coolidge too i feel like she obviously was always popular but
she really got a resurgence it's i feel like the receding hairline though is almost like
it's like subversive because everyone's getting the turkish hair implant so if you have a receding
hairline it's kind of like ozempic like if you're not on ozempic it's like fierce because you're
like rebelling against the norm you know if you don't have a receding hairline if because if you
do have a receding hairline it's like cool because it's so easy to go to turkey now everyone's going
to turkey to get their hair yeah yeah i get you it's so easy to get ozempic and get skinny so if you're
not doing it you're cool like jeff said about you i'm like yeah exactly we're fighting the system
over here exactly yeah that's true i guess i could see that yeah and he doesn't have such a unique
look it's like it's like amy to the one who played rachel like they have such unique looks and it's
just so refreshing to see because everyone does look so similar.
And you're just like, oh, it's nice to see someone else.
But also he is like – what?
He's so tall and like fit.
So he has a great bone structure.
Yeah, he has like a good face.
So it's like –
It's not for everyone.
It's not the craziest thing.
Why don't they say that about Gary?
He had a receding hairline.
Gee, you're so –
And no one's like – I think he is the sexy one if I'm being honest.
I think he is the sexy one.
I think someone told me he may not be as straight. So maybe not for my mom. Yeah, I think he might be – I don't know. I was like, I think he is the sexy one, if I'm being honest. I think he is the sexy one. I think someone told me he may not be as straight.
So maybe not for my mom.
Yeah, I think he might be gay.
I don't know.
Someone told me that.
Someone's like, it's known that he's gay.
And I was like, okay.
Oh, okay.
Word.
Yeah.
Do you see him?
I think there was one picture of him on the boat with like two hot, do you see the two
hot young guys?
It was the brother, Patrick and Sam.
Yeah.
Oh, I thought he just brought them to Thailand.
I was like, well, maybe.
And maybe those are his plus two. Oh, it was? Yeah. Oh, I thought he just brought them to Thailand. I was like, well, maybe. And maybe those are his plus two.
Oh, it was?
Yeah, it was him.
It was the episode when they were on the yacht.
Because they were wearing the swim trunks.
I always love seeing behind the scenes of, like, cast members smiling.
Because he was with Belinda, too.
I don't know the actress who plays her name.
Natasha, maybe.
Natasha Rothwell, yeah.
They were, like, together, like, smiling.
And I was like, oh, I love to see that.
Because, you know, so much, like, serious in the show.
And you're so scared for them. I know. at them be happy it's so cute i can't i still
cannot wrap my head around the white lotus filming for like seven months though like that is crazy
that would be like a dream job that would be so fun that's a long time i guess it is like
eight almost nine hours right but but even so like i mean movies can film in like a month true yeah i guess
no a movie is like two hours so but still it is crazy because it's not like there's special effects
or anything it's just i know it's but that's like bridgerton too why does it take two years to make
it's like you have eight episodes they all take place in a ballroom it's like that's so weird
what do they shoot one scene a day i know i am so curious yeah i wonder what i like more british or white lotus are they
the same network or no no um netflix and max yeah if you had to pick netflix or max which one are
you choosing honestly probably max i watched more than netflix wow yeah because some of the last of
us um i like a lot of the movies on Max.
But there's a lot of crossover, though, for the most part, as far as movies with Netflix and Max and stuff.
What do we watch on Max?
Is Hacks on Max?
Yes.
We watch Hacks.
What's the other one?
Rage is Gemstones, I think.
Oh, yeah.
That's also on Max.
Mm-hmm.
I think that's it.
Minecraft will be on Max at some point.
Well, we have them, we have both
We have both Max and Netflix
I don't know what I like more
I mean in general
We're hardly on Netflix
No but I'm saying between British and White Lotus
I think for you it depends on what's on
That's true
Whatever everyone likes
Because you forget about White Lotus
And now it's over
We have to go back to netflix to watch you
oh yeah you is coming back the last of us i think is next week so i guess i'm watching that
i think a lot of people i think it's pretty popular i'm not watching it are you watching it
yeah i'd like i mean pedro pascal i love um Bella Ramsey. They're really great.
I don't know anything about the game, though.
It's like another Minecraft situation.
I don't really know the lore.
I'm just like along for the ride, you know?
It's just a good show.
Yeah.
I don't think I've ever watched a video game movie where I'm like,
oh, I like this.
I can't think of, well, Mario, but I haven't seen that one.
You said Jack Black's just a voice or he's in it?
He's the voice.
Of who?
Bowser, the guy with the you know the big turtle
sounds like a good one i don't know it always comes up when malibu's playlist peach you know
the song oh yeah is that the one he's yes he just speeches yeah oh that song okay well that's jack
fox so you have to compliment it i didn't know it was him, but it would play.
Malibu loves it.
That's what I think.
I heard it so many times on that playlist.
It's like, peaches, peaches, peaches, peaches, peaches.
I didn't know that was him.
And I love Jack Black.
Okay, that's crazy.
All right, well, I don't stand him in everything, but that's fine.
Okay, so we got to see Minecraft.
When does Jurassic Park come out?
July.
July what?
I think, oh my God.
I think it's Superman or middle of July.
And then, no, Superman's early July.
Jurassic World is mid.
And then Fantastic Four is end of July.
So July's gonna be big.
For the boys.
I think Jurassic World's kind of for everybody.
I don't think there's girlsla johansson and uh
jonathan bailey i think she's for the boys like if you think about like black widow like i feel
like all her stuff is like for the boys gays live for her too yeah i think because she's just like
there's something fierce about like a hot girl in action movies that i'm like it's like a diva
worship kind of thing like if you were in tomb Raider, everyone would be like, like Angelina Jolie, you know?
I would love to be in Tomb Raider.
That'd be everything.
It would be fierce.
You know, like you in a sexy costume, like biting is fierce.
Okay.
Done and done.
I think it's like straight guys and gay guys like it for obviously very different reasons.
Right, right, right.
I always thought of her more for the straight boys, but I see what you're saying.
I've always liked her in like the Avengers movies because she's like just a fierce girl like you know she's doing all these crazy moves and she's
like using her sex appeal to manipulate man i'm like fierce i love that yeah we saw the black
widow in theaters and i just was sleepy the whole time yeah not the best movie but you know i still
i still supported him okay i'll see it i'm not I'm not seeing Superman. Who is Superman? David,
David Cornsweat.
Did we talk about him?
Yeah.
What is he again?
I forget.
He's in that thing
that you like with,
David Cornsweat.
What was it?
It was on Netflix.
Hollywood or something.
One of the Ryan Murphy shows.
Hollywood.
Ben Platt was also in it,
I think.
Oh, Politician?
One of those, yeah.
Hollywood's crazy. I was like, what is Hollywood? Oh, right, right, right. He was the dead also in it, I think. Oh, Politician? One of those, yeah. Hollywood's crazy.
I was like, what is Hollywood?
Oh, right, right, right.
He was the dead one in that one, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Tom.
Yes, yes.
I'd like to win with Ben Platt.
I don't know if I want to see that Superman.
I don't know if Ben Platt's in Superman.
I'd rather see Henry Cavill.
No.
Who's the one that I love?
Matt Bomer.
Matt Bomer.
I've got to watch that show, too.
We've got to put that on the list.
Maybe it's, have you watched it yet?
Not yet, but it does look funny. I think there are lack of shows out there. i watched that show too we gotta put that on the list maybe it's heavy watched it yet not yet but
it does look funny i think they're like lack of shows out there you know what i mean i saw english
teacher got picked up for season two which i mean not that's a bad show but it's kind of crazy
um when it was on it was like everyone was talking about english teacher though
it was like the moment it's like one of those things where it's not on so you kind of forget
about it a little bit i think it was good what we watched we didn't finish it though
and then drag race is almost over i don't know it's gonna, I think. You wouldn't do what we watched. We didn't finish it, though.
And then Drag Race is almost over.
It's going to be rough for me.
I don't know what to... I always look forward to it.
If it starts on Monday, I'm like, okay, got to get through this week
because Drag Race is Friday.
But now it's like, oh my God, it's almost over.
Then what?
This is the last episode this Friday.
Two more episodes left.
So sad.
It is very sad.
Traders is done.
Yeah. There really is done. Yeah.
There really is.
Nothing.
What?
The studio.
What's the studio?
Apple TV.
America's Got Talent.
Severance is done.
So yeah.
All right.
We'll watch.
Not that.
Damn.
Oh, you can hop on Severance.
Hop on there.
Hop on there, Oscar.
We gotta finish White Lotus.
Me and my,
Oscar, Moses,
me and Moses will be watching
White Lotus in the fall.
We'll be watching it in July
when I have this baby.
I'll be like,
let's finish White Lotus.
And we love it.
Like if we had even like
20 minutes to watch it,
we'd be watching.
I don't know what is happening.
I mean, really,
there's not one minute.
It's crazy.
Did you see everyone at the ariana
grande influencer event because that was one of that was maybe my joker i think like that was my
like inciting incident now i made a tiktok so now i'm gonna be a tiktoker because all the
yeah it's just oscar just trish wait really yeah what do you have on there just this one
nothing yeah well my idea for my first TikTok is. Ask for gestures is great.
I love that.
I love that.
To the point.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
I like that.
The idea for my first TikTok is.
I almost don't want to say it because it's so funny.
Oh my gosh.
But I can't keep a secret.
I can't keep a secret.
I can hear this now.
You know, when we have a guest, I need to come and be in the hallway and then do the
Jennifer Hudson thing.
But it's just me.
Oh.
And then Moses filming. Well, we need to clean the hallway. I know. It's an Jennifer Hudson thing. But it's just me. Oh. And then Moses filming.
Well, we need to clean the hallway.
I know.
It's an obstacle course.
Well, it is crazy.
Honestly, no.
After this, we know.
We've had this planned.
Like, we have to go through.
Because tomorrow we do have a guest.
And, like, my agents are coming from CA.
And I was like, we have to clear everything out right now.
Because it is crazy.
Because we haven't been home.
And so we have all the 5,000 boxes.
But maybe when we clear it out.
That's good.
I like that one.
Yeah.
At least the guest is very agile, though.
So, you know. Wow. We're cleaning it. We're cleaning it. Because it is crazy,
which is I've been gone so much. And boxes are my duty because like I order everything and I
like to see where everything is. And it's like, I got to go through all that. So that's literally
what we're doing after this, which I'm like, oh no. But I'm also like concerned about food
because it's like, do you ever think about that every day? When do you eat? Like, I'm like,
when are we going to get the food in? Because I got to get this done.
But I also got to get the food.
And I also got to get my nails done.
And like, do you do the food before?
Go get lunch.
Then clear.
Oh, I thought we were clearing and then going to get lunch.
You can't do that on an empty stomach.
That's a lot of work.
But then you eat.
Then you're tired.
That is true.
Gary calls it warm belly syndrome.
Because he.
Syndrome is crazy.
Because he gets really cozy after he eats.
Yeah. Just like lay down yeah that's a tough one anyways back to back to ask your
I love it I love it is that your distress yeah I love it I have to think of other TikToks because
that's really the only idea I have no I thought you posted one about the Ariana Grande thing
no that but that was my inciting incident because I saw all the TikTokers there and they were all
doing little TikToks with Ariana and then I sydney sweeney have the same thing
another like tiktok event and i'm like damn i went who got to go to these uh honestly oh jake
shane once again well he is the the hit boy yeah um but all like the little the beauty people
that one girl who does the nikki minaj impersonation but she hates. So, you know, kudos to her. Who's that? Sophia Grace? No.
Who is it?
Who does Nicki Minaj?
Hi, Sophia Grace.
I love her.
You were on the Ellen kick today.
I know.
I was on Ellen's stand back in the day.
I was on Ellen.
What can I say?
I'm loyal.
I have to always stand by her.
You haven't seen the girl on stage. I forget her name,
but she does the Nicki Minaj voice.
What?
And she goes to red carpets
and she called out to Kiki Palmer
as Nicki Minaj and Kiki ran over. And then all she does is just Nicki? Yeah, she does a great Nicki Mina voice. And she goes to red carpets. And she called out to Kiki Palmer as Nicki Minaj.
And Kiki ran over.
And then all she does is just Nicki?
Yeah, she does a great Nicki Minaj.
I love that.
OK.
But I don't know.
Everyone was there.
And I was like, damn it.
I saw the TikTokers.
I haven't seen one person with Ariana Grande this week.
I saw so many people.
Oh, man.
I didn't get to know her either.
Terry Jo's friends were there.
Athena, I believe is her name.
She was there.
She did like three TikToks.
She was keying it up with Ari.
I was like, damn.
Everyone was having a good time.
Oh, Dallas Mendoza, obviously.
I did see his.
Yeah, with the height difference.
I was like, damn.
What was she promoting?
Ari on beauty.
And really, they just invite TikTokers.
So I'm like, damn.
I guess.
You gotta be a TikToker.
Between Ari and Sydney sweeney the same
week it was like the two planes hit oscar towers i was like it's over it's oh i really gotta get on
tiktok okay so have you posted one no but um so they're so easy they're so easy i do love a tiktok
like tiktok is my favorite hands down it's just so fun to post it is crazy when people don't post
like i meet people at mean greets and like they just watch tiktok and don't post. I meet people at Mean Greets and they just watch TikTok and don't post. I'm like, you don't want to post?
Why?
I watch TikToks to get inspired, what to post, what to comment on.
Oh my God, this is so exciting.
Yeah, so we'll see how that goes.
I like it.
I probably will retire as soon as I get the invite to someone's beauty event.
Just one event you want to go to.
I feel like you could get that easily.
You would think. I was like, Linares? I feel like you could get that easily. You would think.
I was like, Linares?
I feel like I could have been there with the Sydney suite.
I would have put on the little lip gloss and taken a photo with Sydney.
You have a lot of boys go to these.
Oh, there's dolls.
They do.
I guess beauty.
Yeah.
I guess Jake Sheen's not beauty though.
He's just cutie.
He's just cutie.
He's just cutie.
Yeah.
I know.
I know.
We never get invited to anything.
That's why this White Lotus, I felt, was meant for us to happen.
Because I'm like, we never get invited.
And then they followed up so many times.
Like, are you coming?
Are you coming?
And I was like – because I just thought it's generic.
Like, it doesn't really matter.
And then they're just like, no, you should come.
And I had to say no.
And I was like, what happened?
We'll get another invite soon.
Yeah.
Here's hoping.
Yeah.
You can come to the Heirs of Trish tour.
You're invited to that.
Vegas.
That's all I need.
April 12th.
Sydney, I'm good.
Wait, are you going to Coachella this weekend?
No, I'm not going to Coachella this weekend.
Kevin Lee is going to Coachella.
For the plot, for the hot topics.
First of all, I'm pretty immobile.
I can't really be walking around the desert.
How are you?
How are you even going to ask about that part?
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
I forgot.
That feels like so long ago, weirdly, because this past week was so long.
Yeah.
So long.
I was supposed to go for my MRI.
This isn't
even it is kind of interesting i guess they didn't tell me how small this mri machine was like i
barely fit like fit in there triggered and then we talked about it on i think patreon i got
suffocated as a kid lovingly i think by my brothers a lot so i was like my i guess i'm mildly
claustrophobic i thought i'd be fine but i laid down they tried to put me in there and it was like a 35 minute thing and i was like i can't do this i ran out
of the freaking mri when when was this last week last week yeah how small like what do you how
small like i it was like a coffin like i had to lay like this like like a tanning bed i think even
small like i because i've done a tanning bed before and never cared because i had some breathing air
yes this was like you had to be slender it was i was like oh my god how did you run out i was like i'm sorry sorry i need to get
out and then i like yeah yeah so um i had to find the plus size mri machine but then it's like they
have one yeah i love that because literally this one they said it like when i went to the front
desk like oh yeah ours are the smallest like machines that are out but you can go to this one that has
they're like oh you can fit in that one they do that with my blood pressure i'm always like they
take a blood pressure with a normal one and they put it up one and they put up one like
hey let's get the let's get the bigger one and then like the biggest size i was like okay just
i have a big arm yeah it's better to start big and then go small exactly they always redo it
it's like when they put you
on those scales like that
used to go like this
and they would start you at 100.
I hate that.
And then move it to 150
and you're just like,
come on, keep going.
Keep sliding it up.
Keep sliding it up.
Those are triggered.
I can't really do
a big desert walking event like that.
Although this,
it does look pretty litty this year
though I will say.
I know.
I keep saying all the freaking billboards. Everyone's
doing the Sabrina thing. Last year she did
TT's Espresso on a billboard. Now everyone's
got a billboard. I saw, was it
Tyla? Tyla has one.
Lady Gaga has one. Jenny has one.
I think Ava Max has one.
They're all so fierce.
I would love to drive by and see.
God, you know who's going to be there? Jake Shane probably and Alicia Marie. Of course. No, they're going to be and I would I would love to drive by and see god you know who's gonna be there
Jake Shane probably
and Alicia Marie
of course
no they're gonna be
at all the houses
yes
I mean they are the
Ferris wheel
Neon Carnival
that one house
what was that house
everyone was at
Guess
Guess yeah
David Oberkiss
Guess yeah
oh my god
he's gonna be there too
the evil boss
oh my god
I can't believe
he does Coachella
he does a lot of things
that I'm like, huh?
Tyler was coming for you. She's reheating
your nachos. Hers was
Got Water was her campaign.
You should recreate it.
It's her
just in a bikini with
water squirting all over her on a hose.
It's kind of cute.
I like her a lot. Recreate it. I think it's kind of cute it's actually i like this yeah i like her
a lot recreate it i think it's a bit of a different approach to water than mine still the same message
honestly true yeah water is the source and it was that was kind of the theme i guess of the finale
of white lotus too yeah the boy lachlan saw water so they thought that was like simplifying his death
yeah everyone was kind of rooting for his death though I was
yeah
not cleaning out a dirty blender
they're like
death to that person
that was crazy
I also like the idea
toxic masculinity kills
but then he lived
so I was like
okay well I guess
it doesn't kill
but it should
don't you think
period
I think so
yeah
it will
it'll kill all society
I know that
I hope these Minecraft kids
grow up to be respectable
hopefully they're teaching respect in that movie.
I can't even imagine what it's about.
Anyway, sorry.
I'm going to keep going back to it.
I was like, I can't even imagine.
I don't know if there's really much plot to the Minecraft movie.
But what do they do?
Like, ask people or what?
I have no idea.
Everything I've seen is just like a video game reference, which is good.
That's the ticket, you know?
They just want to see the video game in a movie.
Don't do anything fancy with it.
Easy.
Yeah.
They did it.
I guess that's why Barbie worked because there was no like –
Oh, but there are all those Barbie movies.
Wait.
What do you mean?
Like Barbie was like another one where it's like a beloved IP, you know?
Right.
But it is, I guess, more of a blank slate
than like a Minecraft, I guess.
Barbie hindsight could have been better.
I liked it.
I was into the hype of it,
but I was like,
they made it just a little too,
maybe a little too feminist.
I don't know.
What?
Right?
No?
I mean, the complaint was about
there was too much Ken.
Oh, really?
Like in his world and the whole thing.
Okay.
Maybe you're right.
And then you were on here being like, why is Ryan Gosling getting all the awards?
It should be Margot Robbie.
My mind has changed.
I've been in the Midwest for too long.
Two weekends in a row.
Maybe that's why you have the nightmares.
Yeah, that could be.
Okay.
Maybe you're right.
I just remember at the end of her being like, okay, gonna be a real girl now.
I was like, why don't you stay in Barbie world?
Why didn't you stay? I can was just like she wanted to feel emotions and
they're overrated honestly yeah they are that's what i'm saying kind of just let's stay in barbie
world yeah barbara i would have stayed there with no emotions and just be cute and living my sweet
life every day there's no emotions in barbie land probably no one has borderline honestly
gag it that is so true yeah there you go yeah no no mental illness in barbie
land right yeah so stay there yeah you're right if i had the choice i would yeah just hear lizzo
every day hey barbie i love i love i do love that too just popping out of bed floating down to your
car getting toast i didn't have toast this morning i think that was my i gotta get toast and grapefruit
today that's on my checklist. We have no groceries.
You know when you're gone for so long and then like the morning you're like,
where's the toast?
Where's the milk?
Where's the grapefruits?
Okay, we're going to get that today.
I need a snack.
We have no snacks in here.
In here?
No, I don't need any.
I don't need one.
I'm just kidding.
It's fine.
I'm okay.
Thanks.
I don't know.
Even upstairs there was no snacks. There was no like candies, you know, a little something. But I'm okay. Thanks. I don't know. Even upstairs, there was no snacks.
There was no like candies, you know, a little something.
But I'm okay.
I'm really fine.
I saw somebody gave you Feastable, like the peanut butter one.
What?
Oh, a Feastable.
Oh, we could go for a Feastable.
That's another one.
I feel like we did a 180 on two.
But the chocolate's just good.
I mean, I don't know.
I know.
I still don't know.
Honestly, I've learned I don't really have a hard stance on many well actually no it's a lie like there's still
people i dislike i take it back i retract what i just said you don't you like kendall now you
like justin bieber now i don't like i i admire people who like i support from a distance a
comfortable distance i don't like who do you dislike still i still dislike i hate to say it but like the paul
brothers i think are still kind of annoying yeah which you don't dislike them you just think they're
annoying um i kind of dislike i still am uh when they were transphobic i don't that one i'm like
right right right i don't really forget that one yeah recklessly transphobic i'm like okay and then
never really like apologizing for it when you were wrong I guess
Harry Jowsey but even him I kind of
I feel like you were trying to be friends with him two episodes ago
but okay
I was like hey
that was actually more Jake Shane I'm like damn if Jake Shane is friends
with him then I guess you know Jake Shane has more
influence on me than anyone yeah
truly I'm like if Jake Shane likes him
I guess I should too I get that
I get that I'm sorry like Glenn Powell he's friends with him damn you're so right because he's the only one i see that you know
i think i started liking glenn powell after jake that's crazy he really does influence you you
gonna go see a show and i'll like he's the number one influencer i guess i should yeah
i then i i'll come back just like full um octopus lover vibes yeah like my personality trait will be
like yeah i'm gonna sell merch i haven't seen his merch what would it say i guess like octopus full octopus lover vibes. Yeah. Like my personality trait would be like mini Jake Sheen.
I want to see his merch.
I haven't seen his merch.
What would it say?
I guess like octopus lover.
It's a good name.
It is a good name.
He's really taking off.
See the man at McDonald's.
This is kind of like
not a celebrity hot topic,
but just a hot topic
I thought was interesting.
Kind of divided on X too.
There was a man
who left his 10-year-old,
6-year-old, and 1-year-old at McDonald's.
Oh, yes.
You see this?
Yes.
And he went next door for a job interview and got arrested.
Yeah.
And so I would say the majority of the internet was kind of on his side.
It was like, well, 10 years old is old enough to leave them to watch the 6 and the 1-year-old.
But then, you know, I guess the reason he got arrested was negligence or something or
abandonment of his children. But he was right next next door it was for a job interview thoughts um i kind of agree i
feel like if to me i didn't really look too much into it to me it kind of seemed like a systemic
thing like maybe even like a racist thing to be honest because he's black oh i mean that was i
mean i didn't look into it too much though but that's kind of the vibe i got because i feel like that's kind of a common thing and i think it would
be very different if it was like a white person doing it you know interesting um but that was
just my my also how does it help so they're like okay you left your kids for 15 20 minutes so now
we're gonna take you to jail for a longer time from your kids right where do they go with the
kids like what's the point of that?
That's so trauma for them, too.
Yeah.
So she's like next door.
So she was a public place.
We got left.
I mean, I don't know if I was.
I guess I wanted to have a one-year-old.
Maybe that's the issue.
I don't know.
But definitely my brother.
We're three years apart.
Definitely watched me at 10.
And I was like seven.
Austin probably the same with my brother.
Yeah.
Yeah.
They like left us at Sunrise, Byron, Illinois.
They're just like, oh, go eat at Sunrise.
And they come back and pick you up.
Yeah. And I think he was right next door it was a job interview obviously child care is so expensive not everyone has access to it um so what the hell
i feel like it's also better for him to be like right next door versus leaving them at home
yeah that's true so get them closer yeah And also make sure they're getting food.
Because is there a legal age?
Someone had told me it was like six.
You could leave your kids home alone.
I thought that was crazy.
I was like, that's wild.
It must vary.
I feel like how.
It varies.
I remember 12 and 14, but it's.
Someone said.
So it's a subjective.
What if your 10 year old is really good at taking care of their sibling or like.
I swear we talked about on Hot Topics once you said like you could be legally home alone if you're over the age of six or something.
In California, there's no specific legal age,
but experts recommend 12 years old is a good guideline.
Oh, okay.
But if there's no age, yeah.
I swear we talked about it one time.
16 states require or recommend a minimum age
From 6 to
So for some states it is 6
Yeah
Which is like wild but I guess we were left alone
I don't know
I guess you think in your house and
There's cameras nowadays I don't know
So interesting yeah
I mean to be arrested is crazy
I guess he did get out hopefully he got out
And like yeah where did he go with the children?
Like, who?
I don't know.
He's trying to get a job, too.
I know.
Damn.
He just went out and.
Was reckless, you know.
Yeah.
There was a TikToker girl.
God.
I was like, that girl with all the tattoos.
Yeah.
She left.
She left her kid over, like, it was like her one son.
He was like, I guess he was older, too.
But she was out, like, at 7, 11.
I think it was, like, 5, maybe, or something like that.
Oh, really?
Oh, I thought it was 10.
Okay, so it makes a difference.
But, yeah, she went out, and she was, like, partying or whatever.
And the cops came to the house.
But I don't think she got arrested, actually, now that I think about it.
Because I just don't know how they resolve it.
You know, there's different ways to resolve it but
doesn't necessarily you go to jail or that was my own also a cancelable person is back to see
michael weiss back on tiktok do you know michael weiss from tana khan yes and he is crying he is
sobbing he is back he is he's ready to expose everything. Is he on the Segway? That would have been iconic the first
to talk back. You put the camera
on the little tripod
and then you roll into the screen on the Segway.
It would have been fierce. That would have actually been so good
that he was back. He's all over my FYP.
That's wild.
He's ready to talk about TanaCon, but he's not talking
about TanaCon. He hasn't said anything yet.
He's like, can't wait to tell you guys the truth.
I was like, do people still care? saw the truth right we saw in the we saw
the unedited footage right we did see it shane dawson one poor thing poor tana can't catch a
break i'm just like oh my gosh i was like this is crazy hopefully she stays in her peace era
isn't that crazy when people just come back like this from like, I don't know. Out of the woodwork. Yeah.
Now's the time.
It's like, is it?
I don't know.
I think it's kind of done and done.
But the whole thing is him about this.
Like, it's so crazy.
It's crazy.
People just love to come back.
I feel like even when we rewatched it, like on Patreon,, we rewatched, like, the TanaCon Shane thing.
I feel like, I don't know, like, Dramageddon, I guess, was before it got, like, real, like, you know, dark.
It was more of, like, a key.
But TanaCon, I was like, yes, it's, you know, people got somewhere and there was some, like, irresponsibility there but considering everything else we've seen from influencers like the most dubious crypto scams like grooming craziness yes in comparison yeah it's like people breaking their bones and you know not getting tampons and stuff like in comparison
it's like we got bigger fish to fry you know what i mean no david dobrik it's like we love him
snapchat guests hugo boss great we saw him literally swing his friend around an excavator
but meanwhile tana khan like you said yeah there was some sunburn there was other people involved
she was kind of just part of it she tried to help the situation like we'll never we'll always
forever be camping yeah it is wild like in it's like, it really is insane.
Yeah.
It's like, I guess, Michael Weiss.
I don't know.
I haven't seen anything from him.
Yeah, he's all over the place on TikTok.
I was like, damn.
I kept seeing it.
I was like, what the heck?
I think it's more camp if he does something on the segue.
Like, I feel like, hey, Tana, you want to collab on TikTok writing a segue?
I think that will do numbers versus, a tana con expose because you were just like a kid trying to put
on a convention and you didn't know what the hell you were doing that's really what it boils down to
yeah and tana was just go along with the flow not to tie it back to white lotus but it was kind of
giving rick because she was also trying to get her revenge on vidcon nothing good comes from revenge that's so true yeah that's that's the point that's a good moral
from that story yeah so you just gotta be at peace you know let karma do his thing always
that's why i always tell people don't seek out revenge yeah yeah it doesn't always kind of
backfire on you literally yeah so i'm like whoa yeah literally damn um but yeah i feel like tana
khan we've all moved past i like the tana khan memes though i feel like it's just a fun thing
to throw out there every now and then you know but yeah not like yeah i like seeing that random
tiktok gabby hannah performing at tana khan i always think that's fun i don't know if i did
we watch what song did you sing I forget maybe Monster
I want to say
because it was pre
Butterflies and all that
so
wow
originally
or Out Loud maybe
that was good
but then I remember
she was like
well it is a Tana
Mojo event
so
she's shading the event
she's performing at
like girl
you're there too
what is happening
no VidCon this year
for you
no VidCon for me.
But maybe after my first TikTok, they'll invite me and then I'll be like, okay, sure.
Would you go if you were like a creator?
A creator.
Yeah.
But I think, again, I've learned from Tana, if you don't have that feature creator badge,
no problem.
Is that even a thing anymore?
I wonder if there's still parties.
I know.
I have no idea.
And who's going to these things?
They did have a Squishmallow swimming pool last year or something.
That did seem fun.
Was it in the water or was it just a pool full of Squishmallows? It was just a pool full of
Squishmallows. Oh, you know what it was? It was like a pool
full of Squishmallows but you were like a human claw machine
and they would lower you and then you gotta
like grab as many Squishmallows as you
could. Okay, I like that. That's kind of a cute
little promo, I guess. That is the one thing
I would want to do. How are you in a claw machine?
Are you like suspended by a rope or what?
I think so. They like harness you in a claw machine are you like suspended by a rope or what I think so they like harness you
and then they lower you
into this pool of
squish mellows
and then you grab one
and then
that's that
yeah
and these were adults
doing it or kids
I saw Jenny Nicholson
doing it
you know Jenny Nicholson
she was the one
that tweeted about Shane
at Disneyland
oh okay
I see Shane
by the way
shout out to all the people
who love when I talk about Shane
I see
they're always like
stop talking about him
he posted a video I saw
like 17 hours ago
that says like
something about Disneyland again
I was like damn
he really is going hard on him
it's like
like it was like
worst things about Disney
or conspiracies about Disney again
yeah
I haven't watched it
but I did see the video
I guess theme parks
are his thing
now maybe
I don't know
yeah he's like
I'm skinny
I'm gonna go on all the rides.
Which, honestly, I get that.
You know, being a fatty who couldn't fit on a lot of rides, it is liberating to finally be able to get in there.
That's true.
That's me with a booth.
I can't wait to go back into booths.
My belly is so big.
We had to build our own booth.
And I was like, okay, finally can fit into one.
But it's scary.
There's some that are – who's the tightest booth?
There's some booths I really can't fit in.
I'm like, oh, I got to like sit on a chair.
And the chairs are scary because they can break.
Where are we supposed to sit?
You're having PTSD from that.
It was already broken when you sat on it.
Oh, it's like the third chair I broke.
So scary.
And the boots, I think they make them for big people.
But then the bellies don't fit in there.
No, boots have always been tricky because – and then if you're wearing shorts, then
usually you stick to the – yeah, it's always a mess. that's the worst in the summer is getting out you know most laughing
because i'm always sticking to those yes and also when you're the big one in the booth and sometimes
you know when the table you can push out a little bit but then all the skinny people have to like
reach on the table but for you it's like right your belly's like touching it you know that's
always the worst skinny people have this much room well you can okay so what I do because Malibu sits next to me
I slant it
so
so I have mine this way
because Mo's on the opposite side
so he gets it
yeah
and then she gets it
a little closer to her
so it's actually kind of nice
so I can scoot it all the way
that's a good life hack
I love it
yeah
I was on a golf cart
I think I talked about this
in Connecticut
the casino
they put me on a golf cart
when I got onto it
it did kind of go down
a little bit
I was like I'm so sorry.
That happened to someone else too.
Maybe it was Lizzo. Lizzo, I think.
With like Cardi B.
Yeah, I saw her recently on X2.
I was like, what is this?
I mean, there are tinies.
Yeah, I don't blame her for that too.
That probably is what made her be like, yeah, get me on that.
For sure.
I mean, those kind of things you're just like, especially when you break chairs.
Yes.
And you never forget it.
When I couldn't fit on that Six Flags ride, i'll remember that for the rest of my life it is
i guess it's good i guess i don't know to be safe right yeah i guess if you can't fit it's better
than to squeeze in there and like something happened but it is scarring you know i'm with
you i've been scarred many times me trying to fit into that freaking MRI that was you know
that sounds so triggering for real
I know I hate getting weighed every time I go to the doctor
they always weigh me I'm like do we have to do this
I don't know why we have to
let's just guess
love that I definitely give a rough estimate
I definitely be like I'm around 250
because they ask for your height and I always just like
you know throw out a number they never like you know
put the measuring tape to you.
But for weight, they really make you get on that scale.
You're so right about that.
I think my license says I'm 180.
Yes.
Love.
Because I'd be crazy to put 250.
You probably were that teeny when you got your license.
Well, my license is probably like 160.
I was like 18.
But my picture and my license.
But now I have a new updated one where I probably was more 200.
Stick to the 180. Yeah. Yeah. 200 would be crazy on there if you have like five foot three
two i mean it's fine it's honestly fine i need to read why are my brain into saying that because
there's some people come to me green so like you know as a bigger person they're like not big at
all like are you okay because you are so i need to stop saying it too because i'm like i mean i
obviously am but they're like they're actual tiny people. And I'm like, you're actually tiny.
But okay.
That dysmorphia.
It's so real for people.
It makes me so sad.
I know.
No easy transition.
But Mikayla finally opening up about Cody on TikTok.
Oh, yeah.
I did actually comment this on TikTok.
I rarely comment on current events live because I'm like, oh, we'll talk about hot topics.
But I did feel for her.
Yeah, me too.
I watched it.
Yeah.
She talked about how Cody had to go to rehab
um i sympathize i like totally sympathizing you know but it it is the only off-putting thing
was like waiting until you have the skincare line and then doing the Get Ready With Me and then using your own products and then making sure the label of your products is front and center.
Like, it wasn't even, like, like, I could tell it was purposeful that the label of her products was literally, like, centered.
Because, you know, it's, like, a spherical thing.
You can, it could be, you know, tilted a little bit.
But she made sure the label was, like, not covered and like facing the camera yes and it was so like right
in my face that's literally the first thing i noticed was like her using her own like the
kardashians with mcdonald's and stuff when it's like in your face the product placement that's
interesting i think yeah i think i think lesson rule number 101 if you're trying to come across
sincere is like don't have any product.
Don't be promoting something.
Don't have it be sponsored.
I think that's, yeah, usually a good rule of thumb.
I know whenever I talk about something serious, it's like, let me make sure there's, like,
nothing that could be, like, no merch.
Like, okay.
Because I like when I wear my own merch.
I'm like, let me take it off if it's something serious, you know?
Because I didn't know.
I actually didn't notice that.
That was, like, her big one that got, like, 17 million views.
Yeah.
She did, like, a follow-up where she was, like, eating celery notice that. That was like her big one that got like 17 million views. Yeah. She did like a follow up where she was like eating celery or something.
But this was her big one. So that was just like. The timing you thought.
The timing and then the product placement was just like off putting talking about something that is like so serious. I think also because Mikaela is someone
who is very influencer. Like she is like a stereotypical
influencer you know. So it would have been nice to have like she is like a stereotypical influencer you know so it would
have been nice to have like a genuine like connection with her where it was like no other
things they couldn't see the products in there yeah because she's known for taking opportunities
to you know hawk a product yeah so to see her not hawk a product would have been okay i didn't see that take
um i even sent it to moses i sent him a screenshot i'm like this is crazy i might
even know i didn't even notice it yeah and then so i that the other thing too is like
i don't like i'm like not even at mikaela hater like i'm very i'm supportive i think to go through
that like have your husband be an addict obviously i I cannot even relate to it that is so hard and scarring and tough to go through like loving
someone who is just that sick and trying to make it work you know is so hard um and also to like
be away from them as they get their life together but also I love that she said you know when he
gets his himself together he can come back and I'll be here open arms.
I'm like, that's a beautiful thing to say.
But then also, she was a little bit like, that's why you hate her speculating on whatever.
It was almost like a gotcha.
It was like, oh, see, this is what you get for everyone who was like being nasty to me.
Oh, I see.
But she was also, you know, she was the one making the TikToks.
Being sad.
Being sad in bed. no cody next to
her eating the mcdonald's the crumble like she was the one making content around it so there's
some stuff where it wasn't the most genuine you know which was like a little disappointing but
i do think the message was at least still good i didn't think about any of this i was like wow
that's sad and i even said it mine it was i was eating some pasta in my any of this i was like i was like wow that's sad and i even said it mine
it was i was eating some pasta in my hotel room and i was like damn y'all y'all should feel really
bad about this which i guess was her point because that was crazy that kind of did come out of
nowhere and she did since like 2023 and they got married in 2023 i know what the hell happened and
then she i revealed maybe she said people knew about this but i didn't know that she
met him while he was in sober living i didn't know that either yeah i was like damn i mean that's a lot that is like hard on to take like if you
meet someone in sober living it's like damn i mean i know obviously they're people and deserve
that but that's hard he's like really young too i know because i'm like very empathetic i think
yeah it's sad it is is sad. And anyone who.
The general theme, right, is, like, you never know what people are going through, obviously.
But then.
And she does get a lot of people who just hate her.
And it's, like, you know, pay her just to hate her.
Yeah.
I do get that.
That's sad.
But then there is.
If you do, like, troll a little bit, too, then aren't you kind of inviting some of that in that was like
my only like pause i was like well you did really go hard making us all like think something was
wrong like you were getting a divorce or something because as a passive mckayla viewer i never would
have thought anything if she wasn't sitting there making the tiktoks alone in bed being sad right
right right right because we talked about her and that kind of thing yeah yeah it's tough it's tough
when i see like influencers get hate and it's like kind of like silly hate because it's like
yeah she like trolls but it's like is that serious you know what i mean like you said
compared like the paul brothers yeah it's like it is crazy that the girls get because i know
remy she hasn't made one remy joe bader hasn't made one in a while either too it's like how they
get like so much hate for something that's like overall not serious like understand
why people are upset especially if you're like a follower or a fan but it's like overall like
not that serious that's true and people go hard like they are like unfollow can't stand her like
how turn against her like damn it's kind of scary yeah because it is one of those things like how do
you talk about it Michaela's young too where it's like god i mean i
guess you just think to i don't know i've done a lot of like videos where i've talked about some
i don't know it's kind of weird to like like even my one of my videos i just talk about like a
product or something or have my product there i don't know it's tough like if you were doing
like if you were doing responding to like the colleen stuff but then you were also be like
come see the heirs of trish you know what i mean like i'm wearing bubb, responding to like the Colleen stuff, but then you were also be like, come see the heirs of Trish.
You know what I mean?
I'm wearing bubbly or something like that.
Yeah.
It's so hard.
Cause I guess if it's just there
and you're just using the products all the time,
I guess.
And her thing is get ready with me.
Yeah.
I think she's always been a business woman
and she's,
she never was like that influencer
that you get to know first,
like on a personal level.
I think people disagree.
I think they think they know her. She always been it's business you know and i'm gonna sell you
something and i'm here to sell something but she talks about her personal life like but but
like let's say okay she knows she has a big story she's gonna talk about him it's gonna get millions
of views i'm gonna put my product in there like everything goes around what am i selling today
and you know is it the sponsor post is it my product is it
that might be a hot take she's she never came across as somebody that connects to her fans on
a very personal level i always thought she did but i know what you're saying because a lot of
people agree with you the new age of michaela is like that but i think the origin is that if that
makes sense yeah it has to start somewhere to gain followers yeah but i always
thought she was like real like she would talk about her skin and her you know just everything
like i always thought she was like kind of a real i think that was her origin but then she was
kind of like what moses said like because then she was hawking products but then later i forget
what brand she was like um i love this brand but then like two weeks later it was like products
i'm never gonna finish and it's the product oh i think she does that stuff a lot so it did kind of become a paycheck although i
will say even though i am criticizing her i love that despite going through some things so hard
she's still working she has a really good work ethic if i had to say a positive she was traveling
she was doing which like you said yeah it's sometimes a distraction but that is crazy to
go through like you just get married they've only been married like a year and a half you just get
married he's an addict you kick him out
you have to do all these jobs i feel so bad for her i mean that on the personal level it's the
worst case scenario because addiction is the worst to deal with because it's really it's
heartbreaking you see a person you love and there's no way you can help them and then that
means she's alone and that was like her person you know like I don't, because I don't think she connects
on a personal level with people around her.
I think that was her person.
That was her personal life.
And he's not there.
And it's horrible.
I mean, I feel really, really, really awful, bad for her.
And it's like for a life, like addicts are for life.
Like you're always an addict.
It's tough.
Like I feel awful for her.
But aside of that, I just think she's a business influencer.
You know what I mean?'s but i think that would have been a good opportunity for her to be
authentic like fully authentic you know because it is something so personal and like something that
like so many people can relate to and like really side with her so i think it was an opportunity to
just be fully like and she could have just sat down and not shown any products and it still would have
gotten millions of views.
For sure.
But I think she can't
take the business hat off.
Does she ever do podcasts?
Does she ever talk
outside of her platform?
That's what I mean.
Like she doesn't seem to care
about having a conversation
or talking about her
or giving anything
without getting something for it.
Yeah, I think she's like
kind of like scared too
because people do call her out.
She's probably like scared to not to do podcasts um but yeah it's like the equivalent of
like youtube videos like if you were sincere back in the day you would say oh i turn monetization
off you know what i mean that's how you knew someone was sorry yeah and then you'd have to
screenshot and show and i did that quite a bit whenever i was like serious i was like let me
turn the monetization off and like show you know what i mean it sucks it does suck so you know it's gonna get views but you're like okay if i'm gonna
be sincere about this recently with the documentary oh yeah you're right yeah he just did that and
maybe him and michaela need to have a sit down together but i think there's nothing wrong that's
just her business model i think there's nothing wrong with it like i don't expect her to be i feel
like there is something wrong with product placement like such a serious issue you know
what i mean but that's what i mean if that was the case i don't know like i don't expect her to be. I feel like there is something wrong with product placement on, like, such a serious issue. You know what I mean?
But that's what I mean.
If that was the case, I don't know.
Like, I don't see...
She never had a...
Like, I don't see her as a platform
to talk about serious issues.
I see it as just...
This is all advertisement all the time.
It's just a question of
what she's going to use
to advertise the thing.
But if we're, like, getting a divorce
and I'm, like, showing, like...
If I'm drinking out of this,
I'm like, so it's really sad.
I guess Moses, like,
cheated on me.
You know what I mean?
Like,
it's like,
you don't really need it.
And the heiress of Trish
posters behind you.
Yeah,
where's that?
Is that one up here?
Probably just,
like,
it's crazy.
You have a passion
of sharing your life.
I think she has that.
She does.
I'm just agreeing.
I don't think so.
I think she has a passion
of selling and getting views.
TikTok is weirdly
on Moses' side lately.
Everything.
He has a whole
Stan account on there. Moses knows. Everything is like, Moses gets it. Moses is so lately. Everything. He has a whole Stan account on there.
Moses knows.
Everything is like Moses gets it.
Moses is so smart.
I was like, okay.
I disagree on this one, but I get you.
I just think she always was like a real person.
I think – I kind of agree with Oscar.
Like when she started changing, people were like, what the hell?
Like you always told us everything about your life.
Yeah, because that's how she got big was she was like real and people like trusted her because she had that connection but then there was the point of like selling out business hat on
and then it became money for i mean even her wedding had like you know sponsorship elements
to it too so she's the elf there there was really no life event that is you know yeah not a business
thing which i get to a degree but also she must have good money at this point
right so it's like you could have this one thing you know yeah especially like your own skincare
line you know that could be whatever it's probably gonna come and go like everyone's like comes and
goes you know mine did too like it's it'll it'll be around for a few years and it'll close you know
yeah so it's like did you really need to promote that with this yeah and i don't know and also if
you're getting views people will know about your skincare if you're getting views, people will know about your skincare anyway. You know what I mean? Yeah. People will go to like more.
Yeah.
Her link.
Her main link.
Yeah.
Speaking of links, it's like way into the show.
It's like, oh, here's my promo at the end of the show.
My link tree is available now.
Put the link tree in the description.
My link tree is available and my billboard is up in Times Square above the Eminem candy store. Go to linktree.com description. My Linktree is available. And my billboard's up in Times Square above the M&M Candy Store.
Go to Linktree.com slash Trisha Paytas today.
And send us pictures.
We want to see it.
Yeah, send us pictures.
They haven't sent me the billboard yet.
Is an Eris and Trish billboard up?
I don't know.
They're like, do you want us to put a billboard at that?
I was like, I guess.
It's at the M&M Store in Times Square.
My favorite thing is I go to that Allgarden.
I say that W.
That's my little corner.
Oh, my God.
It says it airs every 300 seconds. So go to that all garden. I see that W. That's my little corner. Oh, my God.
It says it airs every 300 seconds.
So go to Times Square and check it out.
Thank you, Linktree.
Not sponsored, really.
You're becoming a staple in Times Square.
Huh?
You're becoming a staple in Times Square.
I know.
You really are.
They're like, oh, do you want to do Linktree?
They'll put up a billboard.
I'm like, I guess.
I guess that's my compensation.
I don't know.
It doesn't matter.
I love it. I always wanted a Linktree, and I'm not even being sponsored.
I really did always want a link tree
it just seems so freaking hard
to put all those links in
you can just
I was like
it looks so pretty
you can just
I mean
make one
it's complicated
no it's like
oh my god
how do you find them
they have my store in there
they have my tour tickets
kind of good
I made one like
and it took like
seven minutes
you have a link tree
yes
for like three links
wow
it's pretty easy my link tree is cool I You have a link tree? Yes. For like three links. Wow.
It's pretty easy.
My link tree is cool.
I like it.
My link tree is very cool.
And check it out today.
I love it.
I love that you made a link tree in 2025.
Yeah. It's big.
Big things are happening.
It's a cool link tree.
They did a good job.
My billboard's up.
Go check it out.
All right.
Well, do we have anything else?
Are we wrapping it up?
The final one is
yeah
did you see the
TikTok David Dobrik
deleted with his assistant
oh he deleted that
yes
what
how come you didn't tell me
about a David Dobrik news
we were together all week
how come we never
were like
did you see David Dobrik
like you tell me everything
oh I have a Minecraft
dissertation plan
okay great
where's the David Dobrik
debrief I didn't know this okay but you didn't see the TikTok David Dobrik? You tell me everything. Oh, I have a Minecraft dissertation planned. Okay, great. Where's the David Dobrik? Debrief.
I didn't know this.
Okay. Wait, you didn't see the TikTok? No!
Oh, okay. What?
Let me play it for you because that'll be the gag.
It is quite something. And at first
I thought it was just trolling, but then he deleted it
which makes me think he was serious.
Oh, no. He's always serious.
I feel. Fear? Feel.
Because it was produced and a long one.
It was long. It was like almost two minutes.
Is it a troll?
The day started a little bit rocky, but I picked myself back up and headed to the grocery store because David wanted his favorite meal.
You can definitely say he's a picky eater, but when I first started working for him, he flew me to Chicago so I could learn all of his mom's recipes.
And a few years later, you can definitely call me a pro.
David's been anticipating this weekend for far too long.
It's one of his closest friends' bachelor party.
And like the presentable guy I know, he needed a little haircut.
It was time for me to hit the road and hop on a plane to Vegas.
I needed to get there a little bit early, so I made sure that everything was perfect for my boss's big weekend ahead.
I checked him in, and then it was time to unpack.
And the most essential item is David's pillow.
Whenever he's traveling, I make sure to bring one from his bed.
And then I start to unpack some of the items that make David feel feel a little bit more and then i started to hang up david's
clothes i wanted to make sure that they didn't get wrinkles so that he could see where everything is
then i moved into the bathroom and added some of david's favorites and then it was time for
the fridge david loves a good butler pantry and the boys needed plenty of options this is pretty
much just assistant 101 at this point i heard the door open and guess who it was?
My boss! That means it was time to lay out some of the assorted snacks just in case he was hungry.
Then David arranged a little surprise for his friend Mike who's getting married and he surprised him with his very own
Rolex.
Last but not least David had one more special surprise.
And he knows how lonely Illya gets on these trips without his girlfriend.
We decided to give him the gift of a handheld companion.
Illya's very own UltraB Bowl by Bellessa Boutique.
It was sponsored, probably.
It's the brand new Ultra Blow.
I mean, I know it seems like I'm kidding,
but this thing has eight settings.
It's five inches deep, so you may get lost in there.
Okay, so which mode is your favorite?
I don't know. I have my own box over there.
Okay.
This is going to be sick there okay just to avoid that
you like ilia and get your own balessa ultra bowl for free right at the link in bio that's
wrap on the weekend bye okay well sponsored but then deleting it well what what was the hate
comments because i mean well everyone was like this is the grown man. Why is his assistant being his mother, his babysitter?
So I honestly, I initially wasn't even going to make it a hot topic because I was like,
oh, it's so obviously like trolling, rage bait.
But then he deleted it after everyone was calling him out for it.
So then I'm like, wait, was part of it like for realsies?
Because he also has another one.
Like they've done it a few times where he's like, he's posted to his TikTok,
his assistant's like day in the life or whatever and she she posted one like the beginning of the last
month and that one's still up i feel like this might be like a weirdly hot take from me but i
wouldn't even think anything like weird about it a grown man having to like bring little nerf guns
and a comic book and he had l'Oreal kids shampoo and soap.
I know.
I feel like I've like been around a couple of personal assistants from people that they
do crazy shit with them like that.
Like really.
Like I've never had a personal assistant and it like blows my mind that there's people
like that and maybe why I would never have one.
But yeah.
No, I agree.
I think it's like weird, but I hear weird shit all the time from personal assistants.
Wow.
Maybe I know like three personal assistants I'm thinking of that have done like, yeah,
that kind of have to do all that weird shit.
So to me, I was like, oh, that doesn't look, I think it's weird.
Of course.
I don't know.
I didn't think of it as like trolling.
Like I was like, that literally looks like probably what she does.
Because I remember even back in the day when he had Natalie go like do random shit like
that.
You know what I mean?
That's true.
You did talk about when she went to like Gummy Bears or something like that, right?
Oh, yeah. Like picking things out. I know like even stories of people I don't know, like J-Lo, like, you know what i mean you did talk about when she went to like gummy bears or something like that yeah oh yeah like picking things out i know like even stories i don't know people i don't
know like j-lo like you know having to pick out like certain colored like m&ms or something like
that for so they can only like a certain like color or something you know so i don't know if
that's like a thing at least that's like a diva maybe she doesn't like the w whatever the w40
whatever no w yellow red 40 yellow 40 just like pick all them out you know
what i mean like at least like if it at least was a little bit cooler but i'm like the the kids
shampoo and soap and then you have to have why do you have to have like nerf guns laying around
why do you have to have a like a comic book from the avengers like on the backlash that i saw was
more about uh related to jeff and that Rolex. Oh, true.
About all the money throwing away while he could just.
Oh, so there's two different backlashes?
That's the one I saw was more about Jeff.
When I was a personal assistant to that meat guy, I remember having to do some crazy weird shit too.
I remember the Ed Hardy store would open at 10 a.m. or something like that.
But I had to call ahead and try.
It was almost like the Devil Wears Prada where I had to call to get the shirt before it was even released at 10 a.m so I'm like
I had to figure out a way to get into the store at the Christian Audition store on Melrose at 8 a.m
and he's like if you can't figure it out you'll be fired so I remember I was like going there like
trying to tell them like oh my boss is like sick he's dying like I need this shirt or whatever
because he's you know he might not even live to 10 a.m like you know just doing weird and stuff
because he's like you'll like literally be fired I remember having to go to a club at like midnight
a club I had to dress up as a girl and I had to pretend that I was like his girlfriend or whatever
so he could get out of this date so I had to like go and be like I can't believe you're cheating I'm
like 18 at the time and so like and this is a guy selling meat out of his truck in Hollywood you
know what I mean so I don't like it's not the craziest thing to me the Rolex thing I feel like
has been brought up because he's done that before he like bought a watch for like a hundred thousand
and so like and yeah also like annoying but it's also like david never cares
about hate so it's weird he deletes that because like yeah to me this is i hate david but it's like
this is like one of the least things that he would get hate on everything this is yeah this is what
you delete it's like okay well that's the sponsor wanted it out. Oh, that's period.
Yeah.
Okay, that's it.
Because we've had that happen before too, where they're like, please take this down
because...
No association.
Yeah.
Which is, again, weird because he does get Hugo Boss.
He gets like sponsorships.
It's odd.
That one's odd to me because to me, I watched it.
I wasn't like, I hate him.
I hate his face.
But I'm like, i don't know to me i was just like damn again but i have a very different delusional perspective i
was like this was the guy that i had i was i fell for growing up is realizing that yeah that's for
sure i'm like damn like i could see that being like a cutesy in 2019, maybe.
When you, you know, was younger, you know, little, like, not disillusioned yet, I guess.
But then it's like, damn, after everything, you're still, this is still what you like
want the brand to be like.
Yeah.
And especially because he went through so much effort to get the body makeover.
He does this podcast talking about, hooking up with girls.
Like, you'd think that would be a little bit more.
So there's parts of him wanting to be, like, grown up.
And then there's still, like, this where everything is, like, you can't even get a haircut for five minutes without playing the Nintendo Wii.
Embarrassing AF, for sure.
Especially, I think Tana was even talking about it on Canceled.
Especially because, like, when you have a body transformation people think you've transformed so he had that opportunity where people were like
on his side again just because all of a sudden he's like ripped and it's like and i think tana
talked about the show the next time i get canceled like i'm just gonna like get ripped and people
forget it because they think of that as like a mental transformation too and so to go and revert
back to this yeah like yeah you look like you're a loser and you look pathetic and just because
you have money doesn't mean makes you any less of, you look like you're a loser and you look pathetic and just because you have money
doesn't mean it makes you
any less of a loser.
So it is like stupid and weird,
but he's just gotten so much hate.
So you might be right
with like the brand
wanting it down
because he does not care.
He gets hate all the time.
He blocks things.
And I'm all for a little bit of,
you know, whimsy
and a little bit of,
you know, childhood
holding on to that inner child,
whatever.
But this was like
you literally can't do a single task without acting like a 12 year old well he is i mean
he literally is stunted growth that's for sure i guess yeah i mean you know it's bad when the
ultimate blower cancels you when they're like you know what even a blow machine is like we don't
want to be associated with you like that's when you know you've effed up. It's not even like dominoes, you know? It's like, this is like a blower for the ultimate man.
Like, ooh, actually, we don't want to be associated with this.
I mean, it was like a good sponsorship for him and got it taken away.
Well, that means he had to buy that Rolex without the sponsorship money.
He probably still got paid because there's always clauses where, like,
you still have to pay me.
I posted it, you know what I mean?
Which sucks, but. And it did get You know what I mean? Which sucks.
And it did get views before it got deleted, I guess.
Was it on TikTok?
Yeah.
It was originally TikTok.
I wonder what the caption was.
I want to see what the caption is.
Oh, that's true.
I wonder what he captioned his other one.
Sponsor.
Pay partnership.
I feel like he never.
Discloses.
No one does.
Because even, like, the, what's it?
The body transformation.
What's it called?
Vila?
Zila. Zila. Zila. Same's like it's like you ever disclosed that and it's funny because listening to the tiktok too
i was like oh my god so annoying how they laugh at everything but i'm sure i'm like the vlog
squatters are listening to this like oh my god i can't believe that gay guy laughs at everything
trisha says so i can't even really be a hater i do are my own vlog squad. I do love a laugh track. I can't fault him on that one.
It is kind of funny.
Although I don't make you do it.
No, that's true.
Yeah, he would be like,
do that again
and people would just be like laughing.
Yeah, he could have really had me
and I would have been there
laughing at everything.
Yeah, you would have been great.
I would have like literally been like
in stitches at anything he said
back in the day.
It's never too late.
He lost me.
Oh no.
No, it is too late.
Yeah, it's too late.
It's too late to say sorry.
It is too late now to say sorry.
I literally, it's like looking back on an ex and you're like, damn, I can't believe I dated him.
Grant said it was just me having a crush, but I'm like, damn, I can't believe I had a crush on you.
What's the Benny Blanco song?
How Does It Feel To Be Forgotten?
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, my God.
You know?
Dedicated to him.
Wow, what a cool full circle.
Yeah, that is so true.
Just bread, just Trish.
Still confused about the just bread thing, but Moses knows more than me.
I feel like it's real.
He knows.
Oh, Benny Blanco did post a photo of bread in the rain.
Oh, still standing bread?
Is that the same?
I see what it is.
Yeah, he put, it's a video, a TikTok of the bread in the rain to how does it feel to be
forgotten got it and they think it's just a beeper just bread just in beeper yeah yeah so maybe that's
why yeah wow moses always knows i know i know questions like my mom too she always on facebook
news so i'm like do you always see stuff i'm like all right it's a little different do you see that bridge you
come past that bridge they built a hundred million dollars for the animals life bridge
a hundred million was that right a hundred million yeah a hundred million dollars on
that bridge that is crazy but do they need to spend that much i love animals to safety but
also like probably could have spent a lot on a bridge It's not that big of a bridge either. Well, I guess maybe.
Is it that big?
That's crazy.
I mean, it's cheap for a bridge because I think it's just for the animals to cross.
I don't really know if it's cheap. Is it the real animal crossing?
Oh, it is cheap.
The animals are truly crossing.
That was my mom.
I had to throw it in there.
She sent it to me on her newsreel.
Yeah, but the Annenberg Foundation, they're here in LA.
They do a lot of good it's private
it's not taxed
there's lots of
there's like
they make theaters
and lots of places
you'll see Annenberg
everywhere
can you imagine
having a hundred million dollars
to just spend on a bridge
well the animals
were here before us
so
were they
we were talking about this
over the weekend
like how
wait a minute
like they were here
before Adam and Eve
so he dropped the animals and then what oh I don were here before Adam and Eve, so he dropped the animals, and then what?
Oh, I don't know if Adam and Eve is the most scientific, but.
Well, what was the first animal?
Where, when, how were they dropped here?
You know what I mean?
They were plankton in the water.
I always thought Noah's Ark had two of each, so they could mate.
Right?
Again, I don't know if that's historically appropriate.
Well, what is your historically appropriate?
Like, evolution and all that.
So you think it was
like a monkey or what?
Like who started evolution?
I think it was like,
I don't know,
a cell of some kind
and it became,
you know.
Oh my God,
that's crazy.
Okay.
Mike White.
We gotta get that vet
over here.
Oh.
I'm sure he knows.
There's a lot of people
I need to DM.
I need to follow up.
I have a lot to do.
Yeah.
And no time.
That's me. All right. I need to follow up. I have a lot to do. Yeah. And no time. That's me.
All right.
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watching.
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Oh, Minecraft axolotls.
I want to dress like
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Okay, let's do a
Minecraft cosplay ASAP.
That's going to be
fun.
All right.
That's it.
All right. Love you it. All right.
Love you guys.
Come see me on the Heirs of Trish tour.
I'll be in Vegas, New York, and Boston.
And click that link tree.
Click that link tree.
It's a good one.
Oscar is just, Oscar just Trish.
Oh, yes.
On TikTok.
And Moses is doing Tin Can Fish reviews everywhere.
So we love you guys.
We'll see you in the next one.
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