Just Trish - Does Ariana Grande SUPPORT Colleen Ballinger & Did MrBeast Go TOO FAR?!
Episode Date: October 3, 2023Trish is back with another Hot Topics Tuesday–this time investigating the theory that Ariana Grande is SUPPORTING Colleen Ballinger through her cancellation. Why hasn't Ari unfollowed the "Toxic Gos...sip Train" singer? Plus, Trisha reacts to MrBeast's CONTROVERSIAL video ideas after he got called out on X. And meet the first-ever JUST TRISH GOLDEN BACHELORETTE... Lenna Paytas! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Welcome back to the Just Trish podcast. Today is Hot Topics where we just talk and talk and talk about all the frivolous excitement that's gone on in entertainment this past week.
I'm your host, Just Trish, but it's not Just Trish here today. No, we have my co-host Oscar and my husband and tech man, Moses.
Oh, you guys both have the pink skull happening. Okay.
We got the memo.
How did you know? Because this is like, by the way, this is
our Halloween set, but we're not in Halloween costume yet.
Next week, we'll start our Halloween episodes
because today, we're going to talk about the Golden Bachelor. My mom's
the Golden Bachelorette. It's coming out later, so I dressed in
Bachelor fashion, but next week, we're
starting the Halloween costumes, and I'm so excited about it.
How did you know the pink skull memo?
How did you get it? Well, first of all, last week,
you literally pointed out the pink skeleton that was sitting
in the corner.
So I think I've like picked up on the context clues.
This is why you're so smart.
Like for real, you pick up on stuff so good.
So I don't know.
It's amazing.
Like you pick up on everything.
You're so smart.
I pick up on nothing, like nothing like that.
I like that Olivia Rodrigo trend.
And have you seen it?
I pay attention to things that most
people ignore yeah that's very like me coded how come you never do tiktoks you know what i on it's
just a little bit too much for me like it's just like another platform yeah we're manifesting
olivia rodrigo coming on the podcast she's my new like focus like i think and i think we can get her
you think so okay so i didn't know this but so many people sent me that olivia
commented on a meme of you on a tiktok oh really like two weeks ago but i don't check my dms ever
then randomly i'm like let me just look and like 20 people sent this to me and were like you can
get olivia and then they got me believing it oh my gosh wait did you send it to me what yes i sent
it to you because so many people sent it to me i I didn't see it. I know you texted me, but I didn't see it. It was you doing something for Mean Girls.
Like, my name is Trish.
Oh, the teeth is shiny.
It's Mean Girls Broadway.
It's actually like Renee Rapp.
No, I don't think it was Renee Rapp or someone else, but yeah.
But Olivia commented on it.
What'd she say?
She said, I love it.
Ha, ha, ha, ha.
So she loves you, period.
So she's going to come on.
Because there's no other context.
I didn't know what it was.
I thought maybe it was a sound someone used on me or something.
But if it's actually me singing.
It was your face.
Yeah.
A video of you.
Oh, my God.
We would love to see Olivia Rodrigo on here.
So I really, I do believe that she's going to come on soon.
Okay.
Yes.
For Promote the Vampire Song.
I like that one.
Did she do a music video already for it?
Yes.
She would actually, it's very theatrical.
You can answer it.
Oh, man.
I've got to look at it.
Yeah.
We love Olivia Rodrigo.
We stan her.
More so than Taylor Swift.
I'm so over Taylor Swift. Over it. Aren't you over it? I'm so over it. Yeah. We love Olivia Rodrigo. We stan her. More so than Taylor Swift. I'm so over Taylor Swift.
Over it.
Aren't you over it?
I'm so over it.
Yeah.
Be for real.
I know.
The tides are turning.
No, I'm never going to turn on her.
Okay.
Ever.
Let's look at that.
But I – okay.
Last week I was kind of excited.
Travis Kelsey is hot and I was like cute, football.
But then things took a turn.
I believed it.
I knew it was PRE but I still wasn't the fantasy.
Right.
And then the seemingly ranch meme happened.
And then every.
You didn't see that.
Oh, the chicken and.
With the ketchup and seemingly ranch.
What was that?
Oh, wait.
Seemingly ranch.
I didn't know that.
Yeah.
So a Stan account on Twitter posted an update.
Taylor Swift is seen eating a chicken tender with ketchup
and seemingly ranch dressing and it became a meme because it was obviously ranch oh it's not a brand
seemingly is not the brand i was like wow good sponsorship how do they know it's seemingly and
not hidden valley seemingly yeah and it became a meme and then like every heinz made a special
bottle seemingly ranch bottle mcdonald's yes m. McDonald's took it, ran with like all these brands started chiming in.
And then the NFL is changing their TikTok bio, their Twitter header, their Twitter bio.
And then I'm just like, okay, this is getting like too much even for me.
Like I, and I feel bad for like the.
Who do you feel bad for?
The straights.
No.
I feel bad for the straights.
Not the straights. I caught bad for the streets. Who were?
Not the streets. I caught myself saying it and like almost threw up.
I feel bad for the street men who are trying to tune into football and are just being like
inundated with like Taylor Swift songs and Taylor Swift in the crowd and every like all
the Taylor Swift puns.
And I'm like, God, like give these people a break.
Yeah.
I kind of, I don't feel bad.
People who like football, I think are just like barbaric. They're just like, we've talked about this. Like I have football fans in my family and
it's just like, they get so upset over like a team losing or something. And it's like, it's just not
that serious. Like it's not that serious. Like, and people who take it so seriously, I question
their like sanity. I'm always just like, so I don't really feel bad for them. Especially the
trend going around on TikTok was like, oh, did you know Taylor Swift?
Everyone, no one knew Travis Kelsey.
And then like, if it's real, which I'm assuming some of them are, it's like, these people
like need actual help.
Because they get so upset.
They get so upset.
They're like, no, what?
No, the Travis Kelsey was like, so annoying.
I put myself in the other perspective, right?
So if I was at a Taylor Swift concert and they kept panning a Travis Kelsey, like every
five minutes, I'd be pissed.
I'd be like, don't take away from Taylor and true if someone asked me did Travis Kelsey put Taylor on the mat
I would like lose my shit I'm like no of course like so I don't know but that's not even a
question because Taylor Swift is a household name Travis Kelsey's just not yeah like just
a football fans yeah like you know and it's like a whole new level now and it's but it's just a lot like the
whole friend group at the game and then we're all like who was it was it sabrina carpenter ryan
reynolds sophie turner hugh jackman blake lively hugh jackman random um the director of deadpool
oh my god so it's ryan reynolds connection yeah i love how hugh jackman's like for the girls now
he's just like yes we're gonna go with the swifties I love how Hugh Jackman's like for the girls now. He's just like, yes, we're going to go with the Swifties.
I love it.
Yeah.
And all the like the football wives were with.
Brittany Mahomes.
Yes.
I just learned was like the OG Kansas City Chiefs wife.
Yeah.
And then people were kind of hating on her for.
People think she's annoying.
I didn't.
I'm like, I can't.
I know nothing about her.
I can't mentally afford to dive into like the football drama.
So I, it's just, I it's just I'm just I'm
because people keep like like coming up ask me what I think and now I'm just like I'm checked
out like I'm not in real life yes people and just like people I know like people just randomly DM me
and ask because they know I'm unwell and like that's Taylor's my mother but
like like a week a lot can change in a week because
last week i was just so gung-ho i was excited i was thrilled i was just elated and then now i'm
like okay we gotta reel it in we gotta reel it in it's too much it's too much every sun i can't do
this every sunday i don't know if it's every sunday i don't know how often football is i don't know
how often they play is she in kansas city are they here? They're – Is she traveling?
Because there was a New York – I think it was a New York, New Jersey this past Sunday.
Oh.
So it's definitely staged. There's no way she's like following around her boyfriend.
I think that she's into him.
But yeah, I think she has a movie coming out in two weeks.
Which is showing during the commercials.
Yes.
Of all the football games.
So that's why it's like sus right there.
And then she's redoing 1989 and that also comes out and they're using songs from 1989 in the nfl commercials
and he's 87 yeah well it's like two years two years okay we'll throw it in there
close enough so i'm checking out of like the whole football thing I'll clock back in when the movie comes out
we'll be there
with our AMC popcorn
what is it
October 13th
October 13th
yeah
because right now
they have that little
demonic Saw man
as the popcorn buckets
at AMC
and it scares me
have you seen Saw
I cannot see
any of those movies
you don't like horror movies
I like some horror movies
again because I'm nosy
and I want to know
how they end
but Saw
just because it's like
torture
and I can't
it's torture
but then I also heard it's like it's like people who do morally wrong get tortured I don't know I want to know how they end but saw just because it's like torture and I can't it's torture but then I also heard it's like it's like people who do morally wrong get tortured
I don't know I don't know what the scale of like morality is in those movies but I don't
I just I can't watch anything that's just like bloody like super super bloody even I'll
watch like Michael Michael Myers the Halloween movies yeah those are like camp or like purge
because it's like oh not purge that feels too real oh really that scares me like when they say they're gonna have an actual purge in real life I Or like Purge because it's like. Oh, not Purge. That feels too real. Oh, really?
That scares me.
Like when they say they're going to have an actual Purge in real life, I'm like, oh my God, that's so scary.
They say that sometimes.
They do.
They'll be like, oh, this day is the Purge.
I'm like, no, thank you.
I remember in one of the Purge movies, they had a whole dance number to party in the USA.
So it's like a little gay.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
They had girlies dancing to party in the USA.
I'm like, work.
Okay, I love that.
Yeah.
There hasn't been a gay killer out there in a movie, right?
Yeah, right?
I guess they don't clarify sexual orientation like Michael Myers.
Yeah, that's true.
We shouldn't.
We shouldn't, yeah.
Yeah.
Because they very well could be.
Yeah, for sure.
But any of, like, those ones, because I want to know how the end, like, when there's a
mystery, like, I'm involved, but when it's just straight up, like, torture, I can't.
Like the hostile movies, even though I, like, hate them.
Hostile 2 I love because it's, like, about pervy men cheating on their wife and trying to go for younger girls and then they get
at the end and it's like it's disgusting like i can't watch it but like when i was younger i
really thought i was like you know like i was trying to be a pick me and be like i love hostile
and then when i actually watched the movies and i'm like i'm mortified that i said i loved it
i was like oh my god that's so embarrassing but those yeah the unnecessary gore so i wanted to
see the saw because there's like nothing out and my mom's like leaving town for a week so i was like i'm
gonna see a movie with her and there's like nothing out it's like saw expendables and like
big factory riding three or something and i was just like what's with all these movies so i'm
just gonna go see taylor swift for the popcorn bucket and because it's only movie out you can't
use your amc membership though i'm sorry do you have your amc of course you do yeah it's like
20 a month for like all the movies yeah it's see. Yeah. It's a great deal. Yeah. Live for it.
And I was excited when the tickets for the Taylor Swift came on sale.
Are you AMT member?
I am.
Yeah.
And you can't use it for Taylor Swift?
You can't.
It literally says not applicable.
You have to pay $28 or something crazy like that.
Did you see Beyonce too is making everyone charge $28?
It's the same thing.
It doesn't matter if you're a senior citizen kid.
Everyone's $28.
Oh, I didn't know it was for everyone.
Yeah.
Everyone's like, damn, she doesn't care if you're a child or a senior citizen.
You're going to pay the same.
That's kind of iconic.
Yeah, 28 is expensive.
It's really expensive.
Is it for all,
is it like IMAX or all of them?
I mean, I'm hoping they put it in the,
there's like one big one they have.
So I'm hoping it's for one big one.
Oh my God, because that is expensive.
Yeah, I was like, wow,
they're making so much money.
They made so much money on their tours
and now they're making so much money on the movies.
Yeah.
And the popcorn buckets.
Do you think they have money off the popcorn buckets or is that straight to AMC?
I'm sure they must get some because of like licensing or whatever, right?
But I'm sure most of that goes to like AMC.
How do you even keep track of that when you're Taylor Swift or Beyonce?
Like where all your money is being collected from?
You have like a team of like a hundred people probably.
But how do you trust that person?
How do you trust that all that money?
I'm so like. You would be in every every week i text everyone daily about money coming in i was
talking to someone today about money i was like okay they're like well we have net 15 i'm like
okay but that was net 30 and then i was like but last time you were late so i'm getting on you now
ahead of time because like i'm so about that i couldn't imagine having all this like stuff with
you around trying to like collect the money i guess when you have that much money i feel like
you i don't know maybe you don't care you're not like as invested in like
the the day-to-day yeah profits that are coming in someone's ripping them off for sure you for
sure somewhere down the line someone's pocketing a little someone's stealing the popcorn buckets
reselling they're like they're not gonna know i really wonder that and then how do they get like
do they get a lump sum are they constantly getting like deposits into their bank account can you
imagine like if you're like taylor swift beyonce checking your bank account i take my
bank account every morning just to make sure it's like all good like just everything's there i'm the
opposite i never check that's everybody i'm like i don't want to know i don't want to know i surprise
me when my car gets declined then i'll check that's the best surprise i've had my car declined
for sure because i have like multiple accounts so sometimes i don't know which one is being taken out of an account.
So I definitely had my car declined at like Starbucks for like $5.
And like there will be like a fan or something.
And I'm like, oh, oops.
Relatable.
I don't know.
Like, yeah.
That's always fun.
No, I just check.
I just check constantly because you just like never know.
You always hear about people like getting their money stolen and stuff.
I don't know.
She must know a lot about economics.
Economics.
Well, her dad is like a business guy.
Her dad is like a banker or something. So i think she like grew up with like around economics i'm trying to use that word
i'm like manifesting being smart i think i'm just gonna use it you are smart you are so smart
i know i'm smart too but there's just like certain things that you're just like
you know like oh my god today i just found out for my glam girl and my friend that cheese is cow's.
It's cow.
It's cow milk.
Yes.
You didn't know?
Yes.
But okay.
But okay.
Tell me this then.
Because I was like, okay, maybe I heard it's dairy and maybe from a cow.
How come it's not liquid?
Because they like, they mix it to make it a solid or whatever.
I swear to God.
I swear to God.
They mix it.
Like you stir it enough.
If you stir it hard enough,
it becomes cheese.
So they just take milk
and just start stirring it.
Yum.
So how do you get cheddar or Gouda?
Different breeds of cows.
Is that true?
Is it?
Do you know?
What is the difference?
I don't know.
You don't know.
Interesting.
So you just do it
in a big batter like this.
I don't think it's like
someone's there stirring it by hand.
It's a machine.
Or maybe that's butter that's stirred.
Ah, so what's the difference between butter and.
You got me there.
Exactly.
You know it's dairy.
You know it's from a cow, but it's like, why is it not liquid?
That's actually tea when you think.
It's tea.
I never stopped to think about it.
We need to know.
Oh my God.
I know, I know.
We have to have a dairy farmer on the podcast.
I would love it, actually.
That would be everything.
Dairy farmers, hit us up.
Contact Oscar.
Did you have insight onto that, Moses?
I saw you grab the microphone.
Oh, he was ready.
I don't know.
I thought maybe I'll help with the economics, the finance.
You don't know about the cheese and the...
Yeah, they do shake, like it's a, they shake it until it becomes solid.
And then I think the process is just different processes give you a different type of cheese,
not the different cows.
It's the process.
It all comes with the same cow.
Yeah, milk is milk.
That is weird though, because I don't like, you don't like certain cheeses.
You like Swiss, but you don't like Gouda, you know?
Yeah, like I don't like blue cheese.
There's another one of my grilled cheese you don't like.
No, I don't, I like most cheese.
No, there's one cheese you don't eat.
I don't like the sharp ones, all the sharp ones. Like blue cheese and stuff like that.
I love cheese.
I've been getting breakouts because we've been eating Domino's again and I've been getting
breakouts.
Sounds good.
Oh, man.
We had it three times in the past three weeks.
Although I have to say, Domino's is getting really bold with the prices lately.
They've been pretty expensive.
It used to be like $5 for Domino's pizza.
Well, everything's going up.
And then you order delivery, it's like $40.
It's so crazy, actually.
I know. Post means all that stuff like that. I'm just so over it because it's so up. And then you order delivery. It's like 40 bucks. It's so crazy actually. I know.
Post means all that stuff like that.
I'm just so over.
Because it's so expensive.
They be adding all these fees.
Ours is like literally $100 to get food to our house for two people, two meals.
Like that's it.
Like it's crazy.
Joe Biden.
Get on Postmates.
No, I can't mention him.
Last time you mentioned Joe Biden.
We divide our audience.
That's true.
And we are not.
Joe Biden or anyone in in office no matter what party
you are in get on Postmates
whatever party does it
has my vote yeah yeah I
agree that would be such a good stance it's like
it's for the people
yeah Postmates and Ticketmaster because those
feats are also ridiculous Ticketmaster is crazy
what's the next concert you're going to
I was supposed to see Olivia Rodrigo on
Wednesday no tomorrow where's she at she's at the grammy museum downtown that's crazy though if i got
invited to like a small like viewing party with my chemical room i mean it'd be there
hell or high water really yeah on even if it's like on a tuesday yes oh wow small because the
forum is so huge like that's true overwhelming but it's also gonna be like four songs like it's
gonna be short and small i don't know oh man i'm surprised what else are you gonna do tomorrow
i know oh my god it's crazy you're editing schedule right now it's insane but so worth it
what time you woke up this morning this morning yeah today i woke up uh four oh my god yeah
you need to get sleep i'm worried about you because you do stay up all night editing for
everybody and everything and i'm just like oh my gosh we need to get sleep. I'm worried about you because you do stay up all night editing for everybody and everything.
And I'm just like, oh my gosh, we need to get a schedule.
That's why I was like so concerned.
We were texting so much and I was like, so I was actually getting so much anxiety over
it because I'm like, you need to sleep.
Like, it's not good.
I know, you were so sweet about it.
Yeah.
I was like so worried for you.
I was like, oh my God, you need to like get rest.
I like, if I don't get like nine hours of sleep, then it's like, I'm.
So we're still figuring it out and we're getting there, I think.
No, it's so good.
Everything's doing so well. And it's like, you're editing your still figuring it out and we're getting there i think no it's so good everything's doing so well and it's like you're you're just like because you
like you're editing your titles your thumbnails like it is so good no it's all it's i would say
it's like 80 you guys no i think it's 80 you i was doing this in my world where i said no one cared
i was eating my little starbucks muffin talking about hot topics and no one cared but it's you
with the set and the glam like it's all the experience it's funny how podcasts are like
that where it's like if you have like a cool setup like more people are watching it's very
that's why i like social media i just love to see the fluctuation of it all you know what like this
is the podcast era where everyone has a podcast but like it is interesting that people like blow
up just because like something looks cool like i always watch podcasts like watch like they have a
cool aesthetic and not very many people do have a cool set not say ours is the coolest i mean i do
think ours is the coolest but there are some that like really like look like professional you know like really
put a lot of like whitney cummings has lights that like blows her out so much she's like shining
bright i was like we need to get more lights in here i just jumped on spotify and we're number 24
now on what comedy comedy i heard overall we were like 75 someone tweeted me do you know what the
overall must be or maybe it dropped and also to let everyone know we figure out the issue and
how we can stream it easily on spotify and oh yeah a lot of people are
like oh we can't listen to it on spotify so we checked and they fixed it we figured it out 24
in comedy wow who's number one who's number one number one is the most funniest joe rogan what
he's comedy comedy well yeah i mean i, the brand, he's a comedian.
I guess what other categories are there even?
Yeah, I don't know.
Like social.
When you go to the page, there's really only four.
Top podcast, top episodes, top comedy, and top society and culture.
So right there on that four.
What's top podcast?
What's number one?
New Heights with Jason and Travis.
I feel like this is all.
Sports.
Sports and entertainment.
Oh, Travis Kelsey's podcast.
Oh my God.
Taylor.
Oh my God.
Isn't that crazy?
That is.
That's what we need.
That's not organic.
That's not organic.
No, we need, God, we really need, maybe we need Travis Kelsey.
We need something on here to spike our podcast.
We need one person.
I'm still holding onto the weekend.
I don't think he does interviews.
So I think he's going to do ours.
And you're right.
We are 75 and worldwide.
That's amazing. In two months to do ours. And you're right. We are 75 worldwide. 75 overall?
That's amazing.
In two months to be in the...
Congrats, everybody.
No, it like overwhelms me so much.
I get so excited.
Like that's why I got so excited.
I wanted to do like three a week, four a week.
I'm like, can you just like quit your job and do this four times a week?
Because I love it so much.
But I really can't do it without you.
Like I would do this every day, but you're busy.
So I was like, God, I cannot do it without you.
And I mean that so sincerely.
Like I cannot replace you.
That's why we try to be accommodating.
Like what can we do to make sure you're good?
You know, it's actually so crazy.
Unless someone wants to buy our show for like $70 million or something and then we can.
Yeah.
And then we're out.
Yeah.
It is crazy.
Wait, no, we're in.
No, I mean, well, I'm out.
And then here.
No, you're in.
No, out of everything else.
Oh, okay, okay.
You're like, I'm out.
It's like, no, that's when we're going in.
I catch out.
I mean, if I win the billion, I did think about this.
If I won the billion dollar lottery, like I would, then I would just give you like a
severance for like $10 million.
And then you could just do whatever.
I mean, it could still work your job, I guess.
I don't know.
I guess if I won a billion, I'd give you more than $10 million.
I'd give you, okay, I'm not trying to be like a hater on this girl.
But did you see the Bobby Altaf offset?
Yes.
And he was like really like annoyed in the fact that it wasn't like, he wasn't like playing along with her character annoyed. Do you know what I mean?
He's kind of like, I don't know that. Okay. And a lot of people on like X and stuff like that are
kind of like, why? I don't know. They're just like not getting her humor. Cause she, she did one
where she was like at the strip club and she's just like standing there. And I don't know. It's
just like her whole shtick and especially the offset one. It's just weird. Cause she's just
very like shuts down everything. And I'm like, okay, so there's no, who's the other person to compare to? Not Zach Gaffinakis. There was one
other person. Oh, um, Nathan Fielder. That's so different. He like keeps the bit going. She like
stops it. And it's like, it drives me nuts. I don't know why it drives me nuts because I'm like,
okay, you get to interview these really big people and like, you can't evolve your character. Like
be dry, be whatever, but there's no like evolution of it. I'm a little bit of a hater.
That's why I get conflicted because it's like, I, I want to be a hater but it's like not i don't personally get it like i whenever i watch one of bobby's interviews and i always
watch them when people like repost them on twitter slash x and i'm like not into it usually like the
guest is the one that kind of carries the the interview and like if it's entertaining it's
because the guest is like doing jokes or whatever,
you know?
And why is it males?
Because she's always like uncomfortable with like the it's always male guests.
It's always her being uncomfortable with like male hip hop stars.
And I don't know.
It just like puts a weird rhetoric out there.
It's like, why don't you have females doing this character with you?
Because it just makes her seem like she's like, you're making me uncomfortable.
Like, don't do that.
And it's kind of like, OK, they're not they're not doing it.
You're doing it.
And it's like making them look some type of way. And it's
a certain type of person each time. And I'm just like, do it with a female. She took down her
interviews with Colleen. And also there was another TikToker she did one with early on,
and it was two females. And she took those down. I was like, this is kind of weird. Like you're
only acting uncomfortable with like male hip hop stars. Like, I don't know. It's kind of,
I don't know. The fact that she keeps doing them. And I think it's not fair. I saw,
is it Francesca Lee? She's on X. She is a journalist as well. And she was talking about
this girl who has no journalist. Did you see this? She was a journalist and she was saying,
the number one rule is if you're going to do interviews and stuff like that to do an improv
class because you should do the yes and. So she was kind of talking about it and had a really
good insight to it and how it's kind
of like this girl who really just got this stuff handed to her.
You know, it's not like she's a journalist.
She hasn't been doing this a while, you know, making this sort of like comedy that's not
comedy.
I don't know.
It was a really interesting video.
I wish I could find it because it was really like insightful and I thought it had some
good stuff because at the end of the day, people work really hard to do interviews and
then it's like, yeah, anyone can do it because you have a podcast.
But her specific character, I think it's just hurting the guest and hurting the way – I don't know.
Right?
I don't know.
Something about it.
And I really try not to hate because we love women on this show.
We're trying not to hate.
I'm pro-Rachel Zegler now.
Can't wait for Snow White.
I really do.
Poor thing can't catch a break.
There's just so much about her.
But I really – that's why I love this podcast because especially with you because you're so pro girl and like i'm pro girl
but i'm gonna be more it's like okay let me reflect let me not be so hard on rachel ziegler
who's like 21 like new to this but i feel like with bobby i'm just like i hate to see it over
and over and then there's more and more people expressing their like distaste for it and i kind
of like have to agree like it's just like a little like distasteful and not like funny. I think Drake was funny because Drake is funny.
And he's kind of like in on it and he's whatever.
But it's like, I don't know, like with Offset, it's like not to say they don't have good
sense of humor.
Obviously they do.
He's there on the interview.
But just the way she shuts it down and the way she acts uncomfortable at like the strip
club, which is like, why are you there?
Or even at the Drake concert.
It's like, I get it.
It's your character, but also like insulting.
After the Drake interview, a lot of people compared her to Amelia Dim Moldenberg.
She kind of does something a little bit similar.
She does like the chicken shop date.
I don't know what this is.
I keep seeing chicken shop.
Is it Barstool?
No, she's like, she's from the UK.
She like eats chicken tenders, different chicken tenders with like celebrities to interview them.
And it's kind of like awkward comedy, but it's not as dry.
And she has like levels. And she's also like asking them questions.
And like there are a lot of silly questions.
Right.
But it kind of like goes places.
And she now she does like every red carpet.
She's doing all the fashion week interviews.
And she's.
Oh, I think I saw her.
She was interviewing like Andrew Garfield or something.
Yes, yes, yes.
Yeah, I love her.
But that's the difference is like, yeah, like asking questions like just she goes nowhere she'll just
say no no like she gets she says she doesn't know their songs what's that what's and it's just like
it just it just frustrates me so much because it's like you know when you are given those
opportunities one I mean obviously there's like bitterness with anyone who doesn't get those
opportunities but two it's like oh there's just like no there's nothing going with this and it's
just it's just frustrating to watch. I don't know.
I don't know.
It just bothers me lately.
I don't know what it is.
I was like, oh, she has like offset.
She could ask him about like his McDonald's meal.
Like there's so many questions to ask him about, you know?
And it's like, I don't know.
I guess that's like not her sense of humor, but I just think that needs to be canceled.
Oh, there has to be like an evolution at some point.
And I'm excited to see what that becomes.
And she has such a huge team behind her now that like.
They should shift it.
She'll have people helping her pivot. So I'm interested to see what that becomes. And she has such a huge team behind her now that like- They should shift it.
She'll have people helping her pivot.
So I'm interested to see how they like rebrand her.
It's coming sooner than later because- For sure.
Yeah, it's getting stale.
Because the ties are turning and people-
I think when you see like people being upset by it,
like actually being like offended by it and stuff,
and then it's like, okay.
And she's not-
That's not her character as being offensive.
Her character is being like awkward.
Yeah.
And so, yeah, I don't know.
Yeah, because she's being inadvertently offensive,
which is like weird.
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Super Bowl halftime show?
What?
Last night, or when did I watch it?
Yesterday.
Sunday?
I don't know.
Sunday night.
What Super Bowl halftime show?
The weekend.
I mean, a while ago.
The weekend.
Did you see it?
Sorry.
It was in my head because of Drake and then I think of the weekend.
I saw it in 2021 when it happened.
Is that what it was?
When did you think it was?
2021?
We were in this house.
Oh my God.
We didn't watch the Super Bowl,
but it's so good.
Oh my God.
I have chills.
I watch it all the time.
I get chills.
I don't know what it is about the weekend,
but I just get chills all over.
I'm just like,
oh my God, it's so good.
When he did that,
I can't feel my face with you and all those lights
and all those people in the mask.
I learned the words.
It's like,
because I know she'll be the death of me. At least'll both feel numb and i know you'll get the best of me
the worst is yet to come and this i know and this i know that's like i learned okay i didn't know
any words before that because i can't memorize with you um i just love him period it's such a
good show right was it a good halftime show or what?
I don't really even, I just remember the mask.
Like, I don't remember that much from it.
It was like a fun house.
He was like in all these lights.
Was there mirrors?
Yeah.
Yes.
Okay.
I do remember that.
That was everything.
Oh my God.
And he had like this whole chorus behind him.
He just gives me like Michael Jackson, Prince vibes.
I don't know.
I think you have to watch the Idol and then you'll get into it.
Maybe that's like the missing piece.
Yeah.
That's the missing piece. We're going to re-watch it again because I'm just like loving it. Oh man. I'm so sad you don't watch that or you have to watch the idol and then you'll get into it that maybe that's like the missing yeah that's the missing piece we're gonna re-watch it again because i'm just
like loving it oh man i'm so sad you don't watch that or elvis that makes me so sad i will watch
i wouldn't watch elvis but i would watch the idol at some point you have to it's so good
kim kardashian's copying me did you see her posted pictures at benihana with her kids wearing chef
caps three days after i posted a picture of my child wearing benihana chef's i've never posted pictures of Benihana with her kids wearing chef's hats. Three days after I posted a picture of my child wearing Benihana chef's hats, I've never seen anyone.
First of all, I didn't even know those were chef's hats.
When they give you a kid's menu, I had no idea they were chef's hats.
I see them all the time.
Never seen anyone post about it on Instagram.
Not even Benihana's account.
So I was like, oh my god, it's a chef's hat.
How cute.
I was like, well, let's take a picture of us.
We're going to post it.
Three days later, her kids are wearing Benihana chef's hats.
And I was like, this is sus.
I think she's really copied. That's the second time I think she copied first one was a barbie we're in mount
roose world everyone's just looking at she said we're in north world everyone's just looking at
the day later and then this bunny hannah thing happened three days definitely her kids are on
tiktok so they've seen you on tiktok so they follow you and they i think the kids were like
we want to go there when do you want to show that-shirt show. Miles, this is my little DeLulu. You're DeLulu with me.
That's what I love it.
No, that's the logical explanation.
Okay.
So you think that.
I love it.
You support me a hundred percent.
He thinks we could have a TV show.
He thinks we're going to get bought out a hundred million dollars.
Yeah, but I also think, you know, other celebrities, who would they watch on TikTok and Instagram?
Like, I think Britney does follow you on Instagram with a fake account.
Okay, yes.
She follows me with a real one.
I just can't see because I have so many.
Oh, you can't see.
Okay.
I didn't know.
Oh, I actually physically push the follow button, but I feel like she sees.
So even more.
She goes to the search.
She was at Joey's three hours after I posted we were at Joey's.
That's weird.
That's weird because I've never seen her at Joey's.
Just putting it out there.
We went because of the Kardashians.
It was so weird. That was weird. I've never seen her at Joey's. Just putting it out there. We went because of the Kardashians. It was so weird.
That was weird.
It was, yeah.
Okay.
Anyways.
But I saw the Bunny Hana thing and I was just like, okay.
And the reason I think she was there is because you have to sit with people.
You've been to Bunny Hana?
Yeah.
You have to sit with people at your table.
And we like to go at 11 a.m. like right when they open because you'll get like a table
by yourself most of the time.
Although last time people came at 11, 15, their reservation, and they sat them with
us after we ordered and we had to wait another 45 minutes.
It was a whole thing. But there was people around in the back and there has to be people came at 11.15, their reservation, and they sat them with us after we ordered and we had to wait another 45 minutes. It was a whole thing.
But there was people around in the back and there has to be people at the table.
There's no way Kim Kardashian is sitting with people at her Benihana table.
Was there anything they would give her or her family if she's not there at their own
table?
They didn't look like it because the kids were at the end of the table and there was
like people behind, like kids behind them.
So if there was a table, they probably put them in a private table in the back or something.
Yeah, that's true.
So I have a feeling, I don't know, maybe the kids don't get the vip treatment that they were i'm
sure they would if they went in i'm sure they'd get like a if they have a private table but yeah
we never get a private table i'm like trying to bring myself in because there's so many tangents
from benihana i want to go off of what's the benihana tangent it reminded me of britney with
like the knives and everyone thought she was like the benihana memes from britney i know that was kind of everything and also like stop oh my god why
are people calling britney like concerned first of all she's like dancing with knives like i don't
think that's like it's not like she's like wielding them around like a crazy person being like look at
what i'm gonna do like she's like dancing with them like and then she said they were fake which
do we confirm the prop house that she rented them from confirmed that they were fake and that they
had like a huge spike in rentals from their pop house.
Oh, it was about to close down or something.
And they said Britney saved it, which is like, why were you renting fake knives?
Love that though.
Did she get stuff for Halloween?
And that's what the knives were for. Oh, I didn't see that.
Did you see that?
No, but yeah, that makes the most sense.
Yeah.
Okay.
Love that.
What is Britney doing for Halloween?
She probably has her own pink spooky.
She's going to see your pink spooky set and watch. Oh, I'll be done. If someone posts a pink skeleton or something spooky she'll be she's gonna see your pink spooky set pink skeleton or something i'll be i'll be done and kim too i'm just like oh yeah the benihana
knife was everything like the the little like meme i was like oh god if i saw britney at benihana i
would just about be iconic yeah yeah gosh that'd be amazing yeah because there are so many ways to
go now because i also want to talk about chili's barb days but we also have courtney and kim i know
which one do we go to first?
Well, just shout out Chili's for Barb's Day.
They're doing a second Barb's Day.
October 17th.
The Pink Friday 2 comes out November, right?
November?
Yeah.
Kind of get Nikki on before then.
Which I also, I think it's going to happen too.
I mean, the delusion might be contagious.
Because I don't know.
Since I've started coming in here i just believe anything
can happen like this is where you should promote pink friday yeah you know and i think at this
point we have just we have chosen our line or just our there's like a line and there's two sides i
think we've chosen the barbs yeah and it's so that's just what it is i mean ice spice ice spice
with taylor swift oh my god there's ice spice Spice news too. Ice Spice with Taylor Swift. Ice Spice with Nicki.
She kind of was my factor.
Although I've always loved Nicki.
Yeah.
Actually, I recently did an interview too and they asked me about Nicki Minaj.
They compared me to her.
They're like, oh, when we think of pink, we think of you and Miss Minaj.
And I was like, oh my God, thank you.
It was very iconic.
It was great.
I did not write this interview and I did not make it up.
It really was just there.
And I was like, God, Nicki Minaj is.
So I wonder if she'll be at Chili's. When is Barb's day they have the barbarita the barbarita chili's but is it confirmed
that that's coming back i'm pretty sure because i and i'm sad because i missed it last year because
um i was in hawaii last year and i missed it because it was that week and so i'm very excited
because this has this time i'm like i have to be there. I have to get it. Chili's is everything. I love Chili's so much.
We've been going pretty much every twice a week now.
I don't know what it is.
So I've also loved Chili's,
but I've had to go on the download
because people like kind of clown on Chili's,
but they have like two for 10 or something crazy.
Crazy.
Crazy prices.
So cheap.
So delicious.
I love Chili's.
So good.
But then you posted about it then i see
first of all everyone tweeting you doing the same recreating your chilies photos yeah good
the justina chips but not even people like in relation to you being there like people um on
instagram just random people i know who are just like normal whatever posting chilies like chilies
is lit chilies where it's at i've seen what is going on i thought there was like a weird rebranding comeback because like we went to chilies like two years ago like
horrible like oh my god i used to love it as a kid like first of all chilies in rockford illinois
was like our spot that was our fancy night like if we went to birthdays whatever we'd always go
to chilies like i love chilies and then we hadn't gone so long we went to encino like two years ago
like oh my god actually like it was disgusting i was like what the heck and then we just thought
all over tiktok like people just talking about chilies again like oh they have new like not a
new menu but like new recipes or something so we went and it's so good we got the chicken crispers
one day we get the honey chipotle crispers i always get the cajun chicken pasta he gets the
baby back ribs um next time we go i think i'm gonna get the triple dipper then there's the
fajitas which look really really good and someone told me the nachos are bomb we always get the
mull and chocolate cake good i'm just like so it's so good i'm and i'm supposed to have like great margaritas i don't
drink but like uh the margaritas and stuff i heard i would get a barbara though me too i don't drink
but i would get a barbara you have to i think it's pink i love it but like does nikki minaj
endorse it or they're just like stealing it stealing the thunder i think she has to be
involved somehow because she's also been tweeting barbs and barbs in new york what do you want for
dinner like what is that did she just pay for people to go to dinner yeah i guess
so i am like an my boyfriend is very like a huge barb since he was like little i remember our
biggest fight um was because he thought i was making fun of nikki um and i wasn't i just
genuinely was asking him like a genuine question about the new when she was gonna release a new
album and he got in the shower blasted stupid hoe by making a set and texted me this one's dedicated to you oh my god i
kind of love that though that's cute it was like i wouldn't even be mad i think it's cute i was
just like dumbfounded i'm like this is our biggest fire now you were you were stupid hoe you were
stupid hoe you were you were stupid hoe i just love her i love her so much i love her energy she is everything and more
she's so great um i love her i love ice spice did you see ice spice was talking about
she okay wait first of all who's matt healy that was taylor's ex-boyfriend
like his face isn't it to me and the way oh my god like i was shook at the way he was talking
about ice spice did you see this yes like when he called her like a chubby like asian or something
i was like when taylor was dating him people were really upset at her for dating him when he was
so problematic is he comedian no he's a singer he's like an alternative band called the 1975
oh and she was like a fan right ice spice was a fan of 1975 i don't know she i know taylor was
back in the day i don't know if ice spice was i want to say she was and then because i read the whole article okay maybe
i'm missing maybe i'm missing that's interesting because i like i thought i heard that and then
he like said that and i was like in what context like why would he like and i read about it i was
like that's so weird and then he didn't apologize he was just like i just like i feel bad that she
thinks like i'm an asshole but he like wasn't sorry for like what he said okay first of all
ice ice is like the opposite of chubby She's so little and tiny and petite.
What is wrong with people?
And the audacity.
This is why the audacity of men.
The audacity of men.
I'm sorry.
I really don't judge people's looks.
But this is one of the ugliest men I've ever seen in my entire life calling someone chubby.
I'm like, fix your face before you call anyone chubby.
What the heck?
Just because you'll never get someone young and beautiful and popular and rich like her.
It was so bizarre.
And she said they're cool. Ice Ice, she seems like a sweetheart. She and she said they're cool like i suppose she seems like a sweetheart she's like
we're cool we talked whatever but i'm just like ew like what an ick like everything about him is
ick and i'm just like i didn't know the name sounded familiar i didn't know it was taylor
swiss x yeah of of only a few dark sad turbulent weeks but oh it was only a few weeks it was only
yeah it was a trying time in my life but persevered oh he's so ugly he's so ugly and that makes him uglier and i'm just like and then when
he didn't apologize i was like i don't like it oh i get so torn because like i do like his music
but he says so much like a lot of offensive stuff so it makes it hard to like his music you know
what i mean yeah um because he also like you said like he's saying things recently like the ice
spice thing was recent yeah so it's not like it's not like a reformed like you know ignorant person he says things
that are just like really inappropriate and offensive so it's hard to like to stand by that
like his music but the root of all evil for men is a podcast he was on a podcast saying all this
stuff oh my god don't ever let a man on a podcast never why do they say why do they say such dumb
things like why i don't know i don't get it like it's weird do they say such dumb things? Like, why? I don't know.
I don't get it.
Like, it's weird.
Do they not think
that it's dumb?
Do they not know
that it's dumb?
Do they think they're funny?
Like, I think he thinks
he's really funny,
which no, no.
So bad.
It was so bad.
And I was just like,
this is like the biggest
ever.
I can't say he's British.
He's British.
I mean, that's why
I was celebrating
Travis Kelsey last week
because I was like,
thank God she's away
from Maddie Healy
and she's not someone
who's like just this big muscular man who actually like
sees the sunlight like i was just very excited yeah yeah yeah oh man that made me so upset i
was just so annoyed i was like i'm not my little ice spice i just love her so much me too did you
see she almost got burned by the pyro when she was performing yes where was that that was i don't
was that an award show?
No, that was like a concert.
She was doing a performance at a concert or something.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
She's just like, doesn't care.
Doesn't bat an eye.
She's just going with it.
I know.
I was kind of, at first I thought maybe it's just the, I thought it was maybe the angle
of the video that looked like the pyro was closer to her than it was.
But then I saw she posted on her Instagram a video from the side and it was like, how
does she not like get burned?
I know.
I don't know.
Maybe because she's so small and tiny and petite.
She literally is.
She dodged it.
Yeah.
I mean, pyro scares me.
Like fire, all that stuff scares me.
I'm like any of that.
Even at shows.
Like I'm just like, ooh.
It's like even with Benihana.
If you feel it.
Yeah.
When that oil comes out with the onion, I'm just like, let's go back.
Because you just never know.
Like fire in general is just wild, you know.
Just I never, I never trust it. have you tried her drink yet no i spice the chino no have you tried it no is it still out i think it's still out i wanted to wait for the podcast like i wanted
to wait till our ice spice day yeah but i'm like is it still gonna be out then is it still gonna
be relevant like i don't know when i was doing anything relevant like where they stopped that's
true i feel like i know i have some outfits coming up sometimes we do cosplays they take a while to make the outfits so i have like a cosplay
coming up in november that's like from august but whatever we'll just roll with it it doesn't
really matter i'm trying to get on the doja cat cosplay right now she's doing this like bang moment
with like the skinny eyebrows oh yes um but it's just taking a minute to get all those outfits
around too she's in a song about gora hills which is right down the street i know okay i told you
she's in she's around the neighborhood i, I really like her, even though she might
be a little demon. I kind of like her. Me too. I think she's a big demon. So I think she's just
demon coded. Yeah. I think she, she's kind of like a little, a little bit of a troll, which I,
I think she's like, she likes messing with people, which sometimes is annoying, but for the most
part, I think it's like, I can be, I can by her yeah i feel like merch is like the ultimate troll did you see her merch yeah i was like okay girl
just make the ugliest merch possible like buy this like no effort made in like microsoft paint
i love it i think she's i just think she's the cutest i don't know me too i know a lot of people
turned on her but i don't know i still think i still like demons and just like her attitude and stuff like she can be a little she's another one where it can be like
a little cringe if she takes it too far but for the most part i don't know when the way that she
acts on instagram and social media stuff can be like a little off-putting but everything i've
seen of her like in interviews and stuff she's very like intelligent and like very nice yeah
i've never seen her be like rude to an interviewer or anything like she
seems very sweet yeah i absolutely love that i saw something the other day be like so nice to a fan
oh travis barker he's like at halloween halloween horror nights and someone like you know people
are like had their phone in the face like asking him to say hi to people and he's like so nice he
like stops for pictures says hi to people on video and stuff like that oh my god he's really nice
that's sweet much nicer than like because here's the thing when you're at universal horror nights
or any of those places and you're with your family like you don't want to like hold
up the whole group because like once you do it for one person you do it for everyone so in those
situations i just like keep walking i was like hi but he like stopped took a photo did a video
i was just like dang i don't know that's like really nice i guess it's just who you're with
but do you do horror nights oh i definitely don't do horror nights but i mean if i was to be like
disneyland or universal or something like that no no, definitely no hornades. It's you?
Yeah.
I love it.
I don't even like scary.
I don't.
That's why, I don't know.
I like when they come after me.
I think it's like silly.
There's like an unserious factor to Horror Nights.
Oh, I get scared.
I think that's what it is, the unserious.
Oh my God.
What is the theme this year?
There's always like themes, right? There's like the last, I know there's like a Last of Us one with like, maybe Pedro Pascual
would be in a maze.
Oh my God.
I don't like Last of Us.
I fell asleep.
I really tried to watch it
to the fourth episode to that guy i like from all those shows i was talking about but um i couldn't
what marie something marie bartlett something yeah i wish shows would come back is the actor
strike over they're negotiating this week so definitely be over this month yeah yeah that's
where we're gonna get able because he officially joined the academy for the oscars taylor swift
just joined it too what is it called the Academy
that's it I think well I think the official name is like motion picture Academy sciences something
able just join that so I feel like because of the actor strike he can't talk about the idol so maybe
after once he gets a green light there is somebody from the idol that DM me back and was like oh I
can after the actor strike I'm so excited choice of on choice of on oh my god that would be iconic
I mean this guy's iconic too god that would be iconic i mean this
guy's iconic too but that'd be iconic yeah who's the other one that i like from there there was a
random guy um hank azaria was also on it he did not dm me but i love him he played chime he was
a hebrew like talent manager i was like love that and they spoke hebrew on the show i was like so
random so that's why i looked up i'm like isabel jewish but he's not maybe oh i think the director
or something i don't know euphoria is an israeli show i mean not to get whatever but it's an israeli show it is oh the
original like the original euphoria was israeli they like bought the concept for it's like so
hardcore too like that version i was like oh my god so anyways kim and courtney do we talk about
that that's like that was all over my ass yeah same but i do want to say like for the horror
night stuff i maybe not season one maybe season two because i loved and when like
on the ellen show when like they would send that one guy to like do horror nights with like
celebrities like demi lovato or whatever oh my god why do you have a flashback that that was you
did you ever do that stuff for ellen no oh my god i did it with like logan paul once
yeah with logan paul for entertainment tonight or for what it was when i was at access hollywood wait what did you do you like went with them there yeah and we did like a we record them
going through a maze it was logan paul who else did we do it with olivia holtz and was how was
logan was he was he didn't get paid for it no it was just like oh i'm surprised like a promotional
thing did you love it yeah it was fun we've done it with a few i forgot who else we did it with
we did it like three years and i thought it was like, again, it's just like very
unserious. But if we have a crew, then I feel like you could really get into it. No, I don't think
you could even pay me a million dollars to do it. I knew you wouldn't. My boyfriend really told me
to pitch it to you, but I knew you wouldn't. I'm like, she'll have too much anxiety. Do you have
the ability to get us? It's pretty easy. Yeah. Oh, really? To get a maze with the crew? There
was a maze that looked cute. Was there a Chucky maze with the crew there was a maze that looked cute was
there a chucky maze there was some kind of maze that looked cute this year there was something
that looked kind of cute not that i would do it but i was like well it looked unserious to say
the least it looked kind of cute or something yeah no i don't think i could do it shoe cam
these kind of fit these are a size seven they barely fit shoe cam
i don't know what you would call these. Ruby slippers, but pink. They are my Galinda
slippers. They're Jimmy Choo. They're actually pretty comfortable. I have these in red,
pink, and white. And they're actually pretty comfortable. And they're size seven. And they
don't actually hurt my feet too much. So maybe my feet are shrinking back. I saw all my size seven
shoes only to have them fit again. Oh, do you think they pay? Okay. You know when the Kardashians
will mention like Yellowstone, do you think they pay? Okay, you know when the Kardashians will mention like Yellowstone?
Do you think they pay them?
Or when they mention The Bachelor?
Do you think that's like a paid promo?
I think they do paid versions of it, but I think some of it is also just like what they talk about.
Because you remember that whole skit like last season when she's like, oh my God, you guys, they asked me to be on The Bachelor.
Just kidding.
Yeah.
And they did like this whole five-minute skit about it.
That I think was like promo and then this last episode this week was like oh cory was asked to be in yellowstone but
i wouldn't let him because like um i like chris was like i didn't want him to do it because he
had to do a love scene or something and they're like oh my god you could have been on yellowstone
like they talked about yellowstone for like three minutes in cabo and i was like this is a weird
part to leave in a 23 minute like episode but they also have like nothing else really going on
okay is that the first episode of the new season that was the first episode so there's only one episode
out right now what do you think of it um i didn't even i this is another one i watched via clips
because you don't watch the full thing i thought you were last season i watched every episode
uh for work and it was like hard because it was so boring no way yeah i actually love the kardashians ulu show i just
think it's so beautiful like aesthetic i just like love it it's like 90 b-roll shots
it's so beautiful they'll talk for sit there and talk for five minutes eating a salad and it's like
la nightlife freeways like houses in calabasas. I love it. I love it so much. Their furniture, everything, the food, like it just looks so good.
And also Kendall kind of killed it at the L'Oreal Paris show.
Did you see it?
She was in Gorge actually.
You didn't think so?
Her silver, she had the fantasy mermaid dress and she was this and everyone was dancing
around her.
I was like, oh my gosh, Kendall looks like a superstar right now.
Love the gowns.
Beautiful gowns.
You didn't think she was good?
Oh my God, you are a hater.
You are a hater.
Look at you, not pro all women.
Okay, are you talking about how she looked or are you talking about her walk?
All of it.
She kind of had a little dance.
No, okay.
What are we, Janice Dickinson over here?
How many times did she critique her walk?
What?
She's literally gorge. gorge she's a beautiful girl
and she walks beautiful
she's a beautiful girl she looks nice in beautiful
gowns
period I don't know if the walk
is the walk
how is it bad what makes the walk bad
I serve more than Kendall Jenner when I'm
walking through the Topanga mall
to get to my
AMC to use my AMC A-list membership. I serve more when I'm walking. Go do a B-roll of that tonight.
Have your boyfriend film you. I'm like dead ass like I can walk. I would love to see it. Do it.
Do it tonight. I want to see it. Anyone can walk. Like when you were walking through that mall
afraid for your life because of people kept asking you for photos you were serving more
than Kendall Jenner. I was running on that one.
I was giving more page on the runway.
But I mean,
no, she's so good. You are just
having the goggles on. No.
You have goggles. There's like
a stiffness
kind of, it's not like a, it just doesn't flow.
There's no like personality in the walk.
It's just very stiff. She's a beautiful girl.
She served. She served. That was the one I thought pop grave shout out pop grave would post about it
i was like oh my god i almost like retweeted it and was like this is amazing this is stunning like
this is everything like i was so excited about it like i don't know why i was like she walked a lot
of shows for paris fashion week and everyone i saw wasn't great um oh my god you're a hater
she's so good and then there's like videos of kylie just
like walking out of her car like just walking down the street like and she just has like a
like a slinkiness to her walk where there was like it was just giving kylie's walk is giving
when she's just walking from her car into like a hotel but then kendall's just like you are so on
something kendall's just like stomping through i'm like where's like no grace
no there's no grace there's no personality anyone can just do a cute sexy walk but it's like
so not exactly she has her own unique walk it's different you know a kendall walk i see a bad
walk oh a kendall jenner walk no that is i see someone walking awkwardly she was like dancing
with it too she She had good movement.
I just.
I kind of live for Kendall now.
I saw a video of her being like really awkward.
You know the one where she's like dancing like with her feet in and then out.
What was that for?
I love it though.
I love that she did it.
Like I kind of live for it.
Like she's horrible on the show obviously.
But like I kind of live for her little outside appearances.
Like I think it's cute.
You know.
I don't know.
She has.
Yeah.
She has nothing to do with the show. Which is kind of going back to the going to the courtney kim fight it's like okay who's
side are you on first of all because i saw this all of her ex and i was like we haven't watched
yet so we have to watch it but we watched it i know this debate is crazy to me there's like
elements too right so me personally as a gay with bias i'm like okay team kim because something
about courtney just doesn't yeah doesn't something about her unsettles
me and I don't really vibe with Courtney
I don't know if it's like society or like
pop culture telling us to not like Courtney
but yeah Courtney does rub people the wrong
way yeah me too but I will say
okay so in the fight itself right when they're
on the phone and then
I do believe everything Kim is saying
up to a point and then I think Kim just got a little
petty with it so they're having this conversation.
Kourtney's saying she doesn't want anything to do with the family anymore because it's all about Kim.
And then Kim is saying she's off-putting and that even her friends find her uncomfortable now too.
Blah, blah, blah, blah.
And see, that's when I think she took it a little bit too far.
Because then she was saying the group chat, not Kourtney.
Not Kourtney.
Love that.
That is the funniest thing I think I've ever heard in my life. That's so smart. That is smart. Because sometimes you'll be in two group chats and you're like, oh, not Courtney. Not Courtney. Love that. That is the funniest thing I think I've ever heard in my life.
That's so smart.
That is smart.
Because sometimes you'll be in two group chats and like, oh my God, you got to be careful
what you say.
Especially if you screenshot a conversation and send it to somebody.
Like, you have to be so careful.
So I love that it's like, not Courtney.
So you just know.
You can't mess it up.
Yes.
Yes.
But then when she threw out like, even your friends are coming to us and saying all this
stuff and your kids.
That might. Okay. Kimberly. this stuff. And your kids.
I know.
Like, bitch, no.
Kimberly, let's rein it in.
Like, that's a little bit too far.
Like, you don't have to make her feel bad about her kids.
Yeah.
And also, like, it is so vague.
Like, the way she was like, you know, all your friends come to us.
I'm like, who's us?
Who's all your friends?
Like, who's this stuff like that?
Like, it just seemed.
Say their names at that point.
Say their names.
Exactly. Because then the Yes Courtney group chat was exposed on Instagram story where Courtney was like it's not Simon it's not the
other people I didn't know who they were no he said no so Simon who was her publicist and slash
friend yes in his text he was just seeming like a little bit too like covering something up he's
like it certainly wasn't me I wasn't in there. I didn't say anything. My lips are sealed.
I didn't tell Kim a single thing.
You can trust me.
I'm like, okay.
Well, because he's also friends with Kim.
Yeah.
So, like, that is maybe a little more unbelievable because it's like you're also friends with
Kim.
And, like, of course you talk, you, like, even in family, you just talk trash about,
like, you know, people who are being talked trash about.
Like, not that you talk trash, but you kind of join in.
You're like, well, she has changed since she dated Travis.
You know, like that kind of stuff.
Or like you get, like, fed up with someone and then or just like annoyed in
general and you need a vent to someone who will get it so if i was simon or any of the friends
in the yas courtney group chat and courtney was annoying me i'd go over to kim because kim would
be like girl i got i totally get it you know what i mean yeah so maybe it's like that one friend said
something to kim and it's like all your friends are coming to us you know where it seems like a
little exaggeration i'm just like okay which i get too because it's like, all your friends are coming to us. You know, where it seems like a little exaggeration. I'm just like, okay.
Which I get too because it's like, obviously, obviously I don't know these people, just
disclaimer.
But I mean, it's like, yeah, I guess when you get a new relationship, like obviously
your friends are going to feel like some type of way.
You know what I mean?
They're going to feel like, oh, it's like not the same.
We don't get you as much.
Like you're all about Travis.
Which I feel like Kim was like, I don't know what the word is.
I wouldn't say jealous because obviously, obviously we know she could have Travis if
she wanted because in the memoir he said he like loved Kim, which that's a whole other
issue.
So I don't think she's like jealous of that, but maybe just jealous that she's like in
this relationship.
And I don't know.
There's something weird about it because it is, this was like, it is interesting that
they like are so, they invite Scott everywhere.
There's like when she was dating Scott, she was very like, you know, trying to keep them
together when clearly it was like toxic and horrible.
And now that she's like happy with Travis, it's very much like oh like you're only about travis like
you never see us anymore like it just felt very like i don't know like trying to ruin someone's
happiness like a sabotage chloe too was like super close with scott and i get because i spent so much
of their especially pre-fame like a lot of their life with him but it's also like when you see
someone who's treating your sister badly and horribly horribly cheating body shaming you know
alcohol substance abuse drug abuse like taking all that stuff like over her like
multiple times when she was told when she was pregnant he's like what like oh you're fat oh
it's like the crazy shit like maybe like the shift because once courtney and travis became
like couple goal kind of thing like everyone kind of got into emo kind of movement you know as you
know i was into it i was like yes we're all going this way now that's great and that's something like couple goal kind of thing. Like everyone kind of got into emo kind of movement, you know, as you know.
I was into it.
I was like, yes,
we're all going this way now.
It's great.
And that's something that Kim
could not like attach
herself to at all.
Right.
And it became like so popular.
And she's another one
who like loves attaching
herself to like whatever
is like popular at the time.
Yeah, she not always
wanted to rock out.
She wants to,
but she doesn't know how to do it.
She decided to steal the wedding.
She didn't have to steal
the rock part of it.
She was like, I'm sorry, Kim cracks me up when she says that. Totally, totally. She goes, yeah, no one's how to do it. She's had to steal the wedding. She didn't have to steal the rock part of it Yeah, no one's trying to rock
She's like I just was trying to have my own thing over the Dolce when he says I'm a thing
She's you have your own thing
The Dolce line I'm so over I'm so over it. I really don't say big she has that she has a crystal Dolce bag
It's like $5,000. I love that little bag, but it's like oh my god
We're bringing this up again because Because she goes, we were over it
and then we watched the edits.
This is so not relatable to anyone.
And it was all last season too. Like literally
every episode was teasing them fighting over the wedding
and I'm like. It's annoying.
On this particular one, I'm
like team Courtney because I'm just
like, okay, yeah, like how I don't know
though because okay, I don't know where we go with the roots of it
because like Kim did steal her like wedding vibes for her thing but like at the same
time like that's why Dolce sponsored the wedding they wanted to get to Kim you know what I mean so
it's like the it was Dolce pieces it wasn't like Kourtney designed them so yeah Kim ran with it
and made it popular I also feel bad for Kourtney because the thing about the Travis book I had to
look it up myself because I kept hearing this stuff about Travis talking about Kim in this book. I had to
look it up for myself and I'm like, that's wild. That's wild that he like referred to her. He's
like, I don't care that she's like a classic girl. Like, you know, we would go on dates and we would
say we miss each other and all stuff like that. And I was just like, so they like full on dated,
like supposedly they didn't hook up, whatever. But like he full on dated, he had a crush on her,
all this stuff like that. And I was just like, how could you date someone that was like, or how could you marry someone
knowing that that's your, like, he'll always be there at the family functions and Kim will
always be there.
Do you know what I mean?
Because no matter what, he had feelings.
I don't know.
Kind of gives me a weird vibe.
I really like Travis a lot.
I don't really like Kourtney, but right?
Like, it's kind of weird.
So I kind of feel bad for Kourtney because that's always there.
Yeah.
And maybe it's not.
I don't know.
Maybe it's not.
But to me, I'd always feel that way. It's like, oh, you'd want my sister, which you'd have to kind of feel that way anyways when you and maybe it's not i don't know maybe it's not but to me i'd always
feel that way it's like oh you'd want my sister which you'd have to kind of feel that way anyways
when you're kim kardashian sister like everyone wants to get to kim dolce wants to get to kim
everyone wants to get to kim so he could have kim so he went with courtney i don't know so with the
travis thing in particular i don't think i would care because she at the end of the day like she
got travis right like she is having his baby so mary's having his baby so at that point it's like
you know whatever but I think
in general like that overall theme
like that's kind of what played into like the fight is like
she's separating herself from the family because
she's tired of always being like a Kardashian sister
like you know that Kim is the main one she's like you know
supporting character that's why I'm conflicted
because I get the theme of why Kourtney
is saying this stuff and morally I'm team Kourtney
in execution slash
in having fun i'm team kim
yeah for sure because courtney is like just get off the show if you really are like so overall
there's like just don't even be on the show you could get your own spin-off travis had his own
reality show have your own spin-off the barkers or whatever that's true they've been teasing
courtney quitting the show for the past like five years like since it was on e there was like is
courtney finally gonna quit girls do it just quit just quit you know if you don't want to do it
anymore and you don't want to contribute anymore, just do it.
And I think she did want to contribute with the Travis storyline.
I think she really wanted that to be a thing.
And I don't know who did who dirty on E!
But when they had their like little wedding, the Travis and Kourtney wedding spinoff, it was so boring.
I'm like, why didn't they produce it like the Kardashians?
Like why didn't they produce it with like a show and like a confession?
It was just like weird footage of them.
And I was just like, why didn't they do a produced video or like reality show?
And this goes to why I don't really vibe with courtney that much i think she's kind
of boring i think her vibe is boring she is boring but she could be made interesting with the people
around her i think travis is interesting maybe i don't he used to be i used to watch that reality
show all the time meet the barkers i think landon is like popping off now i think alabama's popping
off now i think there's just so many other people around her that can make it interesting.
And like, yeah, she's boring, but she adds like that character into it.
I don't know.
You know what I mean?
Like she's the kind of the villain to Kim.
You know what I mean?
So like you need that.
It's like, you know, Heidi and Spencer, like you need a villain.
Yeah.
I didn't expect it to be such like a divisive topic.
Like people were really like divided over Team Courtney, Team Kim.
Who were people mostly siding with? I a lot of team courtney yeah but then i saw people say well if
you if not one snippet it's easy to side with courtney but if you see the whole like pick the
big picture and see how courtney is in the rest of the show you'd probably team kim which i resonated
with that i'm like that's exactly it for me right because the conversation just went back and forth
so much because with like in that conversation my i hated when kim was like are you happy it's like but what like i hate
when people ask that it's like yeah i'm happy what about you you seem miserable like you're
just trying to get into my life like stuff like that's annoying but then also courtney trying to
tell kim how she felt she goes you weren't happy for me at my wedding and she's like what are you
talking about i was there and it's like true it's like rob wasn't at the wedding and like tristan
wasn't at the wedding like so many people weren't at the wedding and so i'm like well she was at your wedding so she didn't want to go she wouldn't
have gone like yeah so i don't know just that whole back and forth and then at the end of the
day like look i feel like you can talk about the kardashians because that's what they want you to
do right like that's the whole brand is like they're doing these they're putting it out on
display for people to talk about so i guess a lot of people watch it it worked i saw it all over x
and tiktok and i was like okay we gotta watch it right now we would have watched it anyways but we
watched it quick because i was just like okay i need to see it and i with them, it's like they literally put their life on display to be like judged
and stuff like that.
So I think they don't care really at the end of the day.
You know, they make so much money.
I wouldn't.
If I made that much money, if I had my private jet and stuff like that, I would put all our
fights on display.
I wouldn't care.
I would fake a fight.
I'd be like, yeah, let's do it.
So I guess I shouldn't judge.
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Craziest part of the episode for me though
was Chloe and the whales.
Oh my!
That was wild.
What was that? That was crazy. Oh my God, it That was wild! What was that?
That was crazy. Oh my god, it was so weird.
What was it? Like, I was so confused by it,
the phobia. I was so insane.
People go to see whales.
It's like, yeah. And she's like afraid of them
where her kids will just draw them on
paper. Oh, she's like, yeah, they'll taunt
me. They'll bully me. They'll bully me with it.
I was like, is this real? What do you think, the whale will fly out of the
ocean? I hope she was just doing it for being funny i have to say yes i don't think she
was because she actually she had to go off twitter because people were sending her photos of whales
and she said this is not funny anymore you guys i'm taking a break from twitter i feel like that's
like you need to get some help yeah i don't know why are you there she's like looking with like
binoculars like don't look like if you're scared of something you hide from that not look so i was
like this feels fake.
Like, she's trying to be like a cute phobia.
It's crazy.
So I guess you guys missed it, by the way.
So there's like, I kind of just jumped into it.
But Chloe, they're in Mexico, right?
And it's mating season for humpback whales.
And Chloe reveals that she is like deadly afraid of whales.
All of a sudden, true crime music. As if a whale serial killer is going to come out and stab her.
Literally, it's like Michael Myers Halloween music.
The scariest, most dramatic thing.
And then Kim tries to distract her by taking her up to see her room, which overlooks the ocean.
And then the binoculars peeking into the trying to find a whale out there
yeah that's something i don't believe it my favorite line what are they doing they're mating
kim's like yeah i think so that's sick oh my gosh oh my god yeah she's like she's like a lot for me
this season i love chloe but a lot i was like girl it was so i'm serious i'm serious that's
what i'm saying i think it's a control i think they're trying to be entertaining and cute, which is what it is.
You know, people talked about it, but there's no way that's like real.
I don't know.
I mean, it's too far to even be funny.
But they were asking why the whales are coming so close to the shore.
So the killer whales, they eat the young.
Yeah.
So they come, the way they do it is they drown them.
So they come close to the shore.
This way you can't drown them.
So that's why the whales are so close to the shore killer whales will try to drown whales the other whales
what's the other whales like the humpback the ones we were looking at so that's why they come
close to the shore to protect their little babies you can't drown in shallow water no because it's
too shallow you can't push you down there was a whale that ate people and spit them out. Did you? That was true.
Jonah?
No.
Oh, my God.
Jonah and the whale.
They were just kayaking.
Yeah.
Okay.
So I like.
I looked it up after Chloe said it because I was like, yes, it's real.
I love whales.
So, but also, like, I kind of get the fear, but in water.
Because as much as I love whales, I've done, like, whale washing and stuff.
And, like, I used to want to be, to be a marine biologist when I was little.
Everyone did.
Yeah, I loved whales.
Yes, everyone did.
To this day, love them.
Me too.
But yeah, every time I go on a boat, there's this little thing in the back of my head.
What if a whale just jumps up?
Because they don't know.
They can jump and smash the boat.
Totally, yeah.
So I do get that aspect of it too as much as I love them.
But oh my God.
And like killer whales.
Do you know that?
I think it's in the UK and the waters in the UK.
They're attacking the rich.
They're taking the propellers off of yachts because there's too many boats in there in
the ocean.
Eat the rich.
Yeah.
So they're smart and stuff.
Interesting.
So I can kind of get the phobia.
But on land is something else, you know? Well, they weren't on land. I mean phobia but on land is something is something else you
know well they weren't on land i mean chloe was on land oh yeah yeah they didn't like come up
that's why i was like they're not gonna come out of the water that's what i'm saying it's like an
irrational fear you know what i mean i don't know that whole that whole episode was bizarre yeah
i guess chloe just wanted to be cute do you have a fear that's like that irrational like Chloe's?
No, I don't really fear much these days.
I used to fear everything.
I don't fear much.
I don't like like jump scares.
I don't like that.
I don't know.
But like fearing something?
No.
You're afraid of your own shadow.
Like.
What?
No.
What?
We're like at home.
And like, you know how you're in a house and you know there's people there?
Still, she'll get scared.
I'm afraid of your shadow, not my own shadow.
I don't wear a mask.
She'll just walk around the hallway and see somebody like, oh my God.
Yeah, I don't like people like jumping out.
But that's not like not a rush.
That's not a fear.
You walk on them and you're afraid.
Huh?
What?
You walk on them and you're afraid.
No, that is so not true.
I do not have fears like that.
Like in everyday life, I don't fear people jumping out.
But I think in general, I get like scared.
Like I get jump scared, but not like a fear. Maybe like I used to be scared of dogs,, I don't fear people jumping out. But I think in general, I get, like, scared. Like, I get jump scared.
But not, like, a fear.
Maybe, like, I used to be scared of dogs.
But I don't know.
But, yeah, nothing, like, crazy.
How about you?
Dogs that pretend to be rats.
I was going to say, used to be afraid.
Yeah, dogs.
Oh, dogs, yeah.
I mean, I can, yeah.
I don't know.
I used to be definitely afraid of dogs.
Like, I used to tell people to, like, hide their dogs.
But now I can, like, deal with it a little bit.
You know what I mean?
I don't know.
I always thought.
They're cute. Dogs are cute. I just i just yeah do you have any irrational fears i
don't know if i have mostly rational fears i think like um i think drowning oh well i mean yeah like
stuff like that i guess maybe the most irrational one would be just like being on a boat and a whale
jumping on it like i do have that element but that's not like it too irrational like if you're
in the middle it does happen yeah things are things like that happen and it's like in the
middle being the middle ocean anyways it's just kind. Things are, things like that happen. And it's like in the middle, being in the middle of the ocean anyways is just kind of
scary because it's like, it goes so deep.
So much stuff happens.
People disappear.
Like there's just like so many weird things that happen in the ocean.
I don't know if I could do a cruise because of that too.
Never did a cruise?
I did one cruise.
They were fun until I realized, like then I started hearing all those scary parts of
people disappearing and stuff and being overboard.
And like, that's's that's what's
bizarre to me those things are when people get like killed on a cruise i don't know just the
idea of being with the same people all the time i've been on a cruise and it was like fine it was
like 2015 it was like it was cute but now it is kind of scary i don't know people just like know
where you're at following you i didn't even think about that element to it. I was just like, just the idea of being out at sea for days.
Yeah, right.
Yeah, I love the ocean, but I don't like to be
in the middle of it. Me too.
I just like to be in the cute little shallow, like as far as I can
like walk or swim, you know, that'll do.
What's your favorite ocean you've been to?
I've only been to the Pacific.
Wait, really?
Oh my gosh. Wait, so you've only been to like
Hawaii, you've never been to Bahamas, Maldives? No. I was like, so you only went to like Hawaii, you never went to Bahamas,
Maldives?
No.
I was like,
oh, I went to like,
because I went whale watching once
in like off of Washington
that took us to Canada.
So I was like,
wait, maybe I was,
but then it's Pacific still.
Oh, wait.
Washington to Canada.
Oh.
Yeah, that's still the Pacific Ocean.
But that's how much I liked whales.
I was literally like,
it was my dream to see like
killer whales in the wild.
So like I went to Washington. You need to go to like antarctica that's where it is i feel like cruises
there too i was doing it at sea world and then i realized like sea world is like you're not supposed
to go there i know did you ever do that experience though where you can swim with the whales like
blue whales i wanted to like i even wanted to do like the sleepaway camp there where you can like
train the dolphins and stuff that was like my dream when i was little and then obviously you're
like oh shit it's actually like and you get to wear a wetsuit. So problematic.
The wetsuit I couldn't do either because I was big.
No, I was big when I did it.
And they have like XXXLs. I know, but then you just like look at yourself.
No, you look good.
They suck you in.
Oh, really?
I felt so cool because that's all I wanted to be was like a SeaWorld trainer.
And I was like younger.
And I finally got to go.
And you get to like hug the beluga whales.
You put your arms out and they come through.
And it's like so cute.
But yeah, I guess it is problematic.
Gosh, I know.
I always have like, I really want to go to c-roll but like i can't support it i just
love the animals are so beautiful and like you don't get to see that and it just it just sucks
that they like treat them like they have them in captivity and they can't like free i know and
they're like drugged and stuff too it's like it's very sad i'm surprised it's still around i know
it's supposed to be endings i mean they say this forever but they're supposed they ended like the
breeding program for like killer whales so wow they're supposed to be endings. I mean, they say this forever, but they're supposed, they ended like the breeding program for like killer whales.
So they're supposed to be like phased out eventually.
People die.
They don't, didn't trainers die.
I mean like, yeah.
What do they expect?
You have these like killer whales and that thing.
Yeah.
The dolphins are sweet though.
I love, I used to swim with the dolphins.
Like in Cabo, they have like a swim with the dolphin thing, but they take you down.
Like the dolphins take you like down to the bottom.
And I always got like so scared.
Like what if they just like, what if you get stuck down there or something like that?
It's so scary, but I love dolphins love dolphins there's a i feel like i saw
tic tac recently about like anyone that was born in like the 90s that everyone was like obsessed
with dolphins yeah like there was dolphins on leaves of frank there was dolphin statues like
everyone loved all the dolphin movies like like flipper and like all those free willy
but that was yeah yeah there was anti-dolphin propaganda that I, I don't know if it's real, but, um, that dolphins,
the male dolphins, they can like get really horny and like, they can, their penises like
wrap around you and they can drown.
People have drowned because their penises come out and like wrap around and then they,
they take them underwater and try to like.
Oh, I heard that.
Yeah.
They like breed.
Yeah.
They, they will assault women.
Yeah.
So it's real. Yeah. Oh my God. Yeah. I've heard that too. When, they like breed. Yeah. They will assault women. Yeah. So it's real?
Yeah.
Oh my God.
Yeah, I've heard that too.
When they're on their period or?
You know, like a dog that humps a person, they would do that.
Oh no.
And so people drown like that?
I think for the most part, people manage to escape it, but yeah.
Like they would, it would be like a tourist one, like where they go swim with them and
then that's what happened.
Or wild dolphins.
They literally will try to have sex with a woman.
But wild dolphins are ones that the...
Either, either.
Yeah.
Oh, I never heard of that.
I was wondering if you had like your period too
or something, they could smell it or something.
I think that's sharks.
Oh, right.
I mean, they can't sense a woman, but yeah.
Yeah.
There was a couple in the 70s
that did experiments with dolphins
and the woman lived with a dolphin in a house
and they had relations.
What?
What?
Underwater?
And they had relations, yeah. What? Oh my God, I can't they had relations and they had relations yeah what oh my
god i can't do what happened they have babies or what oh what happened she she married the doll
like she was in a relationship with the dolphin she was in a intimate relationship
i think somebody stopped that experiment because of that ew wait but how is
she breathing underwater it was like a house that was like half filled with water i kind of like the
idea obviously don't support me i like the idea because like to make a mermaid like i love the
idea because you believe in mermaids you think there's mermaids that are like undiscovered
probably like there's so much in the ocean that we don't know like there probably could be mermaids
down there maybe i don't know because where does that concept of a the ocean that we don't know. Like there probably could be mermaids down there. Maybe.
I don't know.
Because where did that concept of a mermaid come from?
I don't know.
How to come from somewhere.
Someone has seen something.
Oh, I've seen that.
Like dolphins.
That's a fear.
See, that's why you get scared of dolphins if they do that to you.
Like that's scary.
Well, free the dolphins from SeaWorld.
Where are they going to put them when they're done?
There's like these, I think they're called open air or something, like aquariums or whatever,
where it's like there's these tanks that are kind of in the ocean.
They're kind of like netted off.
So I think they put them there first and then eventually the wild after that.
But it's hard to like rehabilitate fully.
And then they probably just like get used to their little being drugged in captivity.
And then once they go in the wild, they're probably just going to get eaten or something.
Yeah, there's a lot of like weird social dynamics.
Now we need to be on the freaking educational job number one on educational
we're coming for it oh my god is there an educational podcast there has to be right
there should be because i think we count is it educational podcast where people just listen to
be educated on something because how boring i mean we're doing it right now we are teaching
the marine biology episode i would love it marine biologists if you want to come on but
you have to be entertaining yeah that would actually be so iconic we have like a tiktok
dancing like marine biologists or something yeah i'm surprised there's not i feel like
they really should be maybe there is like that studies dolphins or something wouldn't that be
so successful if like studying like whales and dolphins but then you're also doing like fun
tiktok but you probably get so much hate like if there's dolphins behind you like flipping around
that's true you have to be like in the ocean or something yeah and then that's why you probably get so much hate if there's dolphins behind you flipping around. That's true. You have to be in the ocean or something. Yeah.
Something like that.
You probably just can't get the dolphins to do what you want if you're in the ocean.
They're not going to come on cue or anything like that.
I do love a dolphin.
I think they're so great.
Speaking of dolphins and monkeys and King Kong.
I'm scared.
I'm on King Kong magazine.
I should have said that at the beginning.
Thank you.
That went unbuckled.
I should have said that at the beginning of the episode.
What are we?
Like an hour and a half in.
I looked at my notes briefly and I was like, oops, I'm on the cover of a magazine.
I already got the pictures blown up.
We're going to put it behind Oscar next episode.
I got the mixed tiles ordered.
But yeah, I'm on the cover of a magazine.
If I ever came back, remember I was telling you for so long.
I'm like, part of me was like, did she lie?
You do have to question that with me sometimes.
Because it's kind of been a while.
Like, where is that magazine?
Yeah, because we shot it in August.
And they were announcing all these other covers.
Like, Julia Fox and stuff.
And I was like, oh, my God.
What if they decide not to put me on the cover?
That's so embarrassing.
You know what I mean?
I thought I shot the cover.
And then mine was the last.oses said they saved the best for last
no first of all that's not true because they have a bunch of like male models that got sponsored by
like gucci to be on the cover right but it was obvious that she'll be the last one like the big
the subject of this issue is americana so it's like the most like american culture and all that
and from all the people they showed nobody nobody was really, it wasn't heated.
But you didn't know them.
You don't know who they are.
Maybe they are.
We just don't know who they are.
No, but I'm saying as far as visually.
I was like, and then comes the queen of the people with the KFC cover.
This is not my opinions, by the way.
This is Moses's.
Because he's like, and when they first showed me the cover, I'm not going to lie, I was
kind of like, that's the one they use?
Like, I was fine for the cute, the camp of it all, but I was like, no, I did cute bikini
ones and a tanning bed, like, I did some grass sexy ones, and I was like, oh no, this is
the cover, but honestly, when I saw the other ones, I was just like, because the other ones
were great, they had a bunch of sexy people, there were sexy men shirtless, there were
sexy women in bikinis, so I was like, honestly, like, it's kind of a serve, you know, it's
like just some KFC vibes, and everyone's like, oh my god, I can't believe you're doing the
T-pose, and I was like, what's a t-pose like oh the cross okay that's what i thought
originally but then i guess they say it's like it's like for characters in a video game so what's
the is it offensive oh my god why is she doing the cross comes before the video game oh really
oh i thought i looked at t-pose and the first thing i was like video game yeah i think like
t when they say t-pose they mean the video game character. I don't think it's offensive.
I think it's just like a,
it's like the models of characters,
like when they make them,
they're in that pose.
Oh, okay.
It's kind of like a meme kind of thing.
I didn't pose that way.
We had a really good photographer.
She was very young and edgy.
And she, I just love like,
first of all, she was so young.
And I was like, oh my God, it's crazy.
Our other photographer too,
we did another cover.
There's another cover coming out in a couple weeks.
Those are really great too.
And his, he was also like 20.
Everyone's like so young.
It's crazy because it's like, I feel young. And then I see these people and I like, 20. Everyone's, like, so young. It's crazy because it's, like, I feel young.
And then I see these people and I'm like, oh, my God, they're so young.
And the photographer for the next one, too, he was super young.
They were both models, too, which is weird.
Both the photographers were models.
They were both, like, very, like, beautiful.
Like, thin, like, edgy, like, gorgeous models.
And I was like, oh, that's so weird that these beautiful models are also photographers.
I'm just a cover girl doing another cover at the end of this month.
I don't know what all these magazine's coming for it all of a sudden your cover had so
much depth to it and the story so it's like yeah what's the story behind it well it's like the
this kind of like the everyday life and culture you know not just having a flag you know having
something that's actually i feel like yeah go ahead i'm just saying american culture is hard
to identify but there's those moments when you know.
There's nothing like a fat girl standing outside of a fast food restaurant to say America.
They were asking me all these questions about being American.
And I'm like, I don't know.
They're like, what makes you American?
I'm like, I don't know.
I'm like fat, I guess.
Which is good because that is America.
If they would not have put one fat person on that cover, they would have missed it completely.
You know, problematic.
Don't talk about our culture without. You should read what they say about you. They said I have put one fat person on that cover. They would have missed it completely. You know, problematic. Don't talk about our culture without...
You should read what they say about you.
They said I was a performance artist, which is great.
Oh, they also said, like Colonel Sanders, she has built
an empire. I have all these in my mind.
I'm like, wow, they really hyped me up.
Thank you, King Kong Magazine. It's available in Europe,
but you can order it now on KingKongMagazine.com.
I ordered five copies. I was like,
this is everything. I was shook
that that happened. You should definitely order it now, because it's going to sell out soon. I ordered five copies. I was like, this is everything. That was like, that was, I was shook that that happened.
Yeah, you should definitely order it now because it's going to sell out soon.
I don't think they sell out of print.
I think you just keep printing it.
I think things like this, they pre, you know, they print a bulk amount.
It's like 400 pages.
It's like really.
Oh my God.
Yeah, it's like a big magazine.
I guess other people aren't.
Like they just did a bunch of influencers and people.
I don't know.
I have no idea what it is, but I know I'm the cover of one of them.
There was like nine covers and they were all beautiful
covers, but I was very excited to see mine.
Me and Julia Fox, Julia Fox DM me. She goes, oh my god, we're cover
sisters. I was like, oh my god. I love it.
It was so great. I was very excited
about it. So, yeah, the other concepts
too, the next one I did, we already shot it, but
that one was wild too. It's just funny because I never had
stylists. I don't have all these things. So when people come
style me, it's like so different than how I would like dress.
It feels fun. I love being a model.'m gonna be like the kardashians they
all have their covers in their glam room so you already are like that what are you talking about
no i don't have any covers it's just photos of me you have all your album covers oh that's true
that's true well those aren't like real though it's more than that i made and produced actual
music yeah but this is like a real magazine.
I hired a photographer that like put me on the cover.
I think it's more real to have a music album that you have a cover of it on the wall.
That's more real.
I don't think so.
Because anyone can make an album cover.
You can have your own album cover and it's on there.
I think it's like, I'm going to make my own magazine though.
I would love to have like a tea magazine like O.
And just be on the cover every month.
That would be so much fun.
Have sexy crosswords
maybe do a summary of our podcast for the month like i just think it'd be so much fun like i would
love to have it it could be a very real possibility because i was doing all these magazine covers i'm
like why don't i just do my own magazine it would be everything because a lot it's just like it's
just what we're missing in the world there's like magazine subscriptions coming to your house like
nickelodeon magazine like all those magazines cosmomo teen, like Cosmo, Cosmo girl, Cosmo girl.
Teen people.
Teen people.
Oh my God.
Do they even make those anymore?
Wow.
Those were such like big, big ones.
I want to be on the cover of Vogue.
Why not?
Do you think Anna Wintour would hate me because I'm fat?
No.
Has she ever been, had fat people at the Met?
Yeah.
She had plus size people at the Met.
Like Barbie Ferreira.
She's plus size.
She's like Ashley Graham.
Barbie Ferreira from Euphoria?
Mm-hmm.
Ashley Graham?
Mm-hmm.
I don't really consider them plus size.
Like they're not fat.
I think Barbie's plus size.
I think, this is the debate.
Look, I'm not like trying to take it away from them or anything like that, but that's
what I kind of hate is that they're the plus size models because they're just like, they
have flat stomachs.
You know what I mean?
They're not like, they're not, there's no fat to them. So like the average, like my belly is not going to fit into they have flat stomachs. You know what I mean? They're not like they're not there's no fat to them.
So like the average like my belly is not going to fit into what their belly fits in.
You know what I mean?
I think like has Lizzo been to the Met?
Mm hmm.
OK, so there you go.
Like that to me is like and I'd say like what you want about Lizzo, but it's like to me
that's like real fat representation.
And I know there's like controversy on a fat should be represented because it's not healthy
and whatever.
But it's like just the majority of people are fat.
That's just like people are like i'm like probably
like i don't know how many people you think 80 of the country's fat you know i get it if you don't
support it or whatever you think it like lacks willpower but people who are fat just want to see
fat people out there sometimes you know what i mean so but i think like barbie ferrera and um
uh ashley graham they're like models it's like when they were calling kim kardashian like thick
and stuff like that i was like even when you look back i was like god they never really were
no you know like they were thicker they weren't like sticks you know what i mean but they
definitely weren't like yeah but as like a fat girl you're like oh yeah that's what i look like
especially chloe like you know i was like oh i look at her but even when she was fat she wasn't
like fat you know but okay so anna winter likes accepting at least i love that i love that you
have velcro shoes I just noticed that
I know
oh my gosh
why?
do you not know
how to tie your shoes?
I didn't learn
how to tie my shoes
until I was like
really late
I was a late bloomer
maybe until I was like
12 or something
oh my gosh
and I still haven't
really been able to tie my shoes
really?
yeah
so you just wear the velcros
that's good at everything
I'll tell you the MVP
last week for coming
to get those cards
at like 7 o'clock at night
after you had a tire a nail in your tire you were so great for that i had to give a shout out
because we had the jeff wittig episode and we got ours out like right away because you know it wasn't
like i was trying to like beat jeff but like i was telling jeff i'm like it's probably thursday
because we you know need an episode for tomorrow or whatever and he was like okay i'm gonna try
and get mine out but like he i think he's by the way go watch the jeff fm i think it's out today i
think it's on monday so it's already out. Um, but you turn that around so fast, which is like crazy.
Like you had to nail your tire.
Then you drove to my house at like seven o'clock to get it while we were still filming Jeff
FM.
You edited it and had it up so early the next day.
I was just like, you are so good at it.
Like you are the ultimate like turnaround.
It's, it's amazing.
And I'll, and we don't usually do that.
Usually with guests, we like have some time, but like we needed an episode that day.
And you, I know you were even trying to work around it it's not like trisha's like
she literally was like oh we can do it like next week and i was like no we're gonna make it work
for this no you're so good even with hot topics like i mean there's times we've gone so late and
you do it so so thank you you're an mvp always we did give him a raise everyone's like give oscar
more money we have a raise coming for you oh i think i actually needed to pay you yesterday but
i'll get to it i was making the list i was making my little it's like yeah i'm buried with money i'm
buried just like okay let me look at everything but we did i had to give a raise i mean you're
kind of just killing it everything like that no it's the i love doing it it's like it's the best
it's so fun the way you like edit and even our little like our kiki moment i love a good kiki
oh my gosh is there a podcast called Kiki?
Kiki should have been Kiki with Kiki.
Oh my God.
Kiki Palmer. Kiki Palmer.
Yeah.
Kiki Palmer just did a thing.
They were asking if she was still together with her annoying boyfriend.
And she said that was none of your business.
I know.
I kind of live for that.
That means, yeah, she is dating him.
Which again is where you should go.
I mean, yeah.
I mean, what are you going to do when you have a baby fresh with someone?
It's like.
And if you like really love someone, it's hard.
Like, again, if I was, it's one of those things where like me as an outsider, I'm like, leave
them.
But then if I was in there, I'd probably be like sticking through.
So I can't really, I can't really falter for it.
Oh, man.
I know.
And that's why I said, I don't even falter like Kim or any of those people.
Obviously sticking with Tristan and Kanye, but it's like, just don't throw it in our
faces.
Yeah.
Seeing Tristan come around.
I'm just like, oh my God. It's like, it's actually the don't throw it in our faces yeah seeing tristan come around i'm just like oh my god it's like it's actually almost triggering yeah
totally that's you what other hot topics do we have um the photos of ariana grande and
ethan slater at disneyland right yes oh my god she was wearing wicked hoodie i think so right
it was like black with like a green w on the back so i think that was wicked which i'm kind of like
love that rom Romo.
So they're together.
They are confirmed bona fide together.
They're playing it so low.
The fact that they've been together this whole time and like was kind of like a question
mark for a minute.
Like has the wife said anything?
Has she said anything?
It's been quiet like on all fronts.
Like I am just going to give it the best of doubt and just be like their relationships
were like over.
Like it just wasn't working.
With the baby one, it's hard.
The baby one's hard.
Like, you just had a baby.
Like, that one's hard.
Like, I could see, like, Ariana and her husband, I don't know.
I'm just going to give it the benefit of the doubt that it wasn't working and they just.
Yeah.
I don't know.
That's.
We just had this discussion, like, last week.
And we had a guest on and we were talking about this.
And it's, like, when you're on set and you have chemistry, like, I don't know.
But I think that, again, I really think you have to be unhappy in the relationship. Because, like, if you have someone that's, like, good and, like have chemistry, like, I don't know, but I think that again, I really think you have to be unhappy in the relationship because like, if you had someone
that's like good and like, again, like I always use our example, like there's just no way I would
ever leave Moses. Like I will never find someone who's just like loving and like wonderful to me.
Like, there's just no way I'd find that with anyone. I've never had that with anyone. I
wouldn't find that with anyone. So even if I was like on set, we're doing the idol too. And I'm
with the weekend. Like, it's just like, there's just no way, even if you have chemistry, even if
you're like, Ooh, this is hot or whatever like that, there's no way i'm with the weekend like it's just like there's just no way even if you have chemistry even if you're like oh this is hot or whatever like that there's no way i'm
gonna be like bye malibu and moses i'm gonna go with abel now you know he'll be with bell
hundy next week or something i don't know it's just like so so bizarre so you have to just be
unhappy in the relationship i think yeah because if it was a really solid relationship you wouldn't
have that like you wouldn't buckle you wouldn't crack under the the temptation you know and you'll
lose what they say you lose them as you get them or something like that.
It's like Chloe.
And it's like a poor thing.
Like I feel so bad for her.
But Tristan was with somebody that like was pregnant or was married or whatever or had
babies with.
So it's like, yeah, you know that about someone.
Ariana obviously has that track record.
It's just like – I don't know.
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i just think you're just too busy we'll get there you're too busy we need a membership what is it
called the fan club oh yeah the trish fan club that would be everything like a little card and
like the monthly headshots oh yeah but we just can't hire anyone because like yolanda you know when she started the fan club it's like those people always like scare me a little bit i don't
know it's so sad what are we just talking about before that oh ariana yeah so i guess it's
official disneyland official she need to come in and i guess she has like a pattern of taking like
her men to disneyland yeah that's where she always takes it because it was dark out who's disneyland
at dark time like what are you doing at nighttime at Disneyland?
I guess she was trying to, like, not be undercover.
With her wicked hoodie.
Oh, man.
Ariana, what are you doing here?
Yeah.
Ariana is gorgeous.
I don't know.
I don't know what to say.
And that's what would hurt the most.
Not hurt the most, but it just sucks.
Like, if I was, if it, again, if it was Moses and he left me for Ariana Grande, it's just
like, I'll never be that.
I'll never be rich, pretty, skinny, famous. Like, I was, if it was Moses and he left me for Iron Garden, it's just like, I'll never be that. I'll never be rich,
pretty, skinny, famous.
Like I'll never be that.
And then you just kind of
feel bad about yourself
even though it's not
about the person
but you just feel bad.
And then it's also like,
I get it.
You know,
I'm putting myself
in the Moses situation
because Moses is like,
I guess I get it.
I don't know.
And I'm not as good
of a partner to Moses
as he is to me
so I kind of get that too.
I was like,
well, maybe she cooks for him
or something like that.
I cook but,
last night he cooked pasta vodka. Oh my God, that was my favorite. I wish I could have it again tonight. It was so good. And I said no more pasta this
week because we've been eating so much pasta and it was the best pasta vodka I've ever had in my
entire life. It was so good. I ate so much of it and I was so full. I felt like a big,
I felt like a whale. Chloe, watch out. She would not want to be here on the podcast.
She'd be like, there's a whale. No, that's just Trish. But I felt like a whale.
I couldn't move.
I physically couldn't sit up.
And I was like, oh, man.
Back to Ariana for a second.
There's like another part of the story I wanted to get your opinion on.
Oh, I didn't know there was a second part.
So a lot of people are theorizing that like behind the scenes, Ariana has been really supportive of like Colleen.
What?
What is this?
Because their families are really close and they've been friends for so long
that and there's like this fan there's like this theory that behind the scenes she's been
supporting colleen who came up with this theory i've seen it really tiktok or twitter or youtube
or um i saw it on youtube first was it like spill sesh no it was like a smaller channel
um how would they know there's nothing like that's why it's
like kind of like you know it's all alleged and very like hypothetical because there's no like
actual like connecting of the dots or anything it's not like um another friend who on stage was
like endorsing you know or supporting right um but it was interesting to think about like behind
the scenes of ari like where ariana would stand on like on the colleen situation
that's a can of worms i know that's like a yeah i don't know it is it's hard i know it's hard when
you're like really i don't know how close they are first of all they go way back right they go
way back but have they been together recently in anything like just because you're friends
with frankie gondry doesn't mean you're friends with ariana grande there's very two separate
things you know what i mean but i don't know if they're like close.
Like, I don't know.
But also, do you think she follows that drama?
I think it's like, how do you avoid?
Because she's so internet-y.
Yeah, Malia was huge.
Yeah.
But I'm saying by the drama, it's like, not the drama, the allegations, the actual things.
But I'm saying like to experience it, you have to be on YouTube.
You have to be on certain social media.
I think you can't miss it.
Like there's people that are not on social media that just were like they can't miss that.
You know what I mean?
Right.
So she'll see a headline, but will she actually dive in and look?
The full extent of how deep.
Because I think what I've noticed is with big celebrities, they just assume other celebrities are being lied on.
Like, you know, kind of like JoJo.
Yeah.
You think that because you just think, oh, it's like blown out of proportion or that's like twisted truth especially if they heard their side of the story
yeah um that is a good question if that's the case we have to throw out our sweetener foundation
and our pink cloud oh yeah she still follows colleen on instagram interesting people are very
big on not unfollowing like people don't like to unfollow they will like mute but they don't
want to like unfollow which especially when you're that famous like i yeah that's interesting um
well it says a lot honestly like these kind of situations always says a lot about people like
when you see if they support or not i see people supporting her sometimes i'm just like like again
you can like love someone and like you know whatever you don't have to like but just not
say anything the people like like speak out of support it's like that's kind of like okay
yeah at least ariana hasn't like
publicly and i don't think she ever because that's like you're that famous it's like you're
never gonna like get involved but um yeah but i guess the follow is a public enough
yeah i think unfollowing is such a statement without making a statement you know what i mean
and it's like i just because there's just certain people you just don't want to support that way you
know what i mean if you're still following if you're doing this but um that's right i forgot they were friends i forgot they were friends oh
my gosh i'm rethinking my whole ariana's stand card maybe i should take it all back i don't know
she's secretly just there with like colleen making fun of my weight being like look how
this fat whale like let's send her her oh my god did you see this look at her nasty c-section scar
and her poopa oh my god i can just picture oh my god now i'm feeling like i don't think they're that close i don't think
yeah i don't know if they're on the viewing party level what if she was oh my god and i'm like
standing here or what if she was because that was a while ago during maybe the thank you next days
oh my god that would be insane oh my god i can't even like let that process in my mind because
then that would just like ruin i know I feel like we need to like
okay we're jumping we're jumping ship
we need to reach out for a statement or something
oh my god
that's crazy
I actually have a friend that's friend with Ariana
and he says she's like really sweet so I'm gonna just believe she's sweet
yeah hence the sweetener foundation
she has a new album coming out too
does she yes it comes out in october i think
it's like she's in like an all silver metallic like liquid thing that was ai oh god they really
do get me they really get me they have like demi lovato winning an oscar or something and i was
just like oh man like they get me there was another ai one and they're like i was trying
to give her a grammy was it carly ray jepson but they put her on like the red carpet or something the ai photos have been crazy it's been like this
crazy and a tiktok and twitter trend like the stands making like the um random celebrity ai
images and like the yearbook ai trend on tiktok too it's all very like yeah it's tricky i have
an ai coming out but we'll save that for later they're the company that
i did ai with oh my god oh i gotta finish that i have to finish the audio the first round was like
it didn't sound like me i was like oh no but this next round i think it's gonna be are you like
because you know dixie i mean no charlie and mr beast are like ai they play ai characters from
meta oh are you like one of those oh she wants to yeah i was like it was like charlie diy or
something i don't know.
She was like herself, but DIY.
Oh my God.
Mine's like me.
Mine's like Trish.
Oh, okay.
Like Charlie had like a weird name.
Like they all have weird.
Right.
They come up with like, yeah.
I don't get it.
What format is that in?
It's for meta Facebook or Instagram.
Yeah.
Why is everyone changing the name?
The rebrand, the meta, the X.
I know.
It's confusing.
Just keep it as Facebook.
And why change your name from Charlie to some random like dance teacher? She became like a English dance teacher or something. I guess so
it's not them. Like it's not like people are saying it's Dixie. Cause it is kind of scary.
Cause I even think with mine, I'm like, I guess you're just like talking to these people. Don't
really control what you're saying. That's true. But I guess, you know, it's AI. My first one was
like really weird. The first round was just like, yeah sounds great babe let's do this like i was like wait this doesn't sound like me yeah
but i think they're gonna get the ai down it's a it's a pretty cool company so we'll see some
other youtube stuff that i would i think would be funny for your take on okay have you seen the new
controversy about mr beast it was about his posts on twitter slash x he's been teasing some of his video ideas on there and
people have had like very mixed opinions on them so there's there's two things so one he um he paid
someone to like live in a grocery store it's like i'll pay i'll um give you money for every day you
live in like this grocery store and the guy is still in the grocery store so he tweeted
now currently yeah because he's not leaving
he's like this guy's gonna get make me broke because he um won't leave how much is he paying
per day and is other people shopping in this grocery store no he bought the grocery store
oh my god what is this world like what is this for content let me just buy a grocery store for
someone to live in let me see if you said how much money you're just living in a grocery store
with people like that's different basically you bought him a house with unlimited amount of food in it.
That's true.
Does it get stocked every morning?
Why would you leave?
I guess you can't cook it.
It's $10,000 each day.
Oh my God.
I would stay in there for a long time too.
I would stay in there forever.
He said if the guy stays in there for the whole year, he'll make 3.6 million.
Oh, that's easy.
Yeah, that's easy.
So I don't understand the point of this.
And why did he do this
mr beast blacked out all the windows and locked him in the store right right he's kind of stuck
in there what mr b that's so weird yeah so there's like weird humiliation or something
you're torture so that's where it's like getting into like this weird territory that a lot of
people were saying like it's this weird capitalism
thing it's almost like it gives me like saw vibes like i feel like that's i feel like we're going
down that path yeah it's also very like i'm rich like go do this weird like dehumanizing thing like
live in a grocery store with no windows or something and then he also shared an idea that
he was kind of working on where he posted a picture of like pretty much like a cell and um said if you and if you and another person were like locked in there um and you would for
100 days and but you get like a hundred thousand dollars would you do it but if one person quits
you get nothing 100 days is nothing but to be stuck in a cell with another person what kind of
cell like what are we it's just a white room yeah but that's
again that's like torture because then you just like go crazy because you're like in this wall
in isolation like that's weird i don't know this is like what's another there's like another thing
where like rich people like do this for like pleasure like they like there's another movie
i can't think of it i don't know it's just a weird thing to like pay people money to do these like
really like it's one thing like okay whoever takes their hand off a car or something whatever that's another thing to be like let me put you in a cell it's like okay
let me put you in a house with someone or something you know what i mean but a cell like
like mentally torture you basically yeah like white walls in general will make you go insane
after a while so yeah that's very weird yeah i don't i always said this about mr beast too i
kind of like don't get it i feel like this a weird – and now this turn is becoming weird and odd and I don't think he needs it.
Like the Squid Game thing is cute.
It's like theme and it's fun and it's like relevant but this is like –
I'm scared of like the evolution of like where his videos are going.
Like let's do a real-life Hunger Games, you know?
It's like, okay, calm down, MrBeast.
Like that's where it's going to come down to and people are going to do it because they're insane.
Doesn't it seem like that's like the road that he's going on?
Because it keeps getting like more and more and more extreme.
And I guess when you already like push the limit and that's what your content is known for, you know, it's like, at what point do you reach like the threshold of how far you can push something?
I guess when someone gets hurt or something like that.
Yeah.
Like it's just for real.
You just stop because like someone will.
I guess you sign so many papers. That's like if you go insane, if you die, like it doesn't, you know, like it's just for real you just stop because like someone will i guess you sign so many papers that's like if you go insane if you die like it doesn't you know like he's smart that way where he probably has paperwork and stuff and like safety yeah because
he's not like a david like he has a whole like the misrebuice compound yeah like there's so many
layers like his business he's like an actual actual business like production which is like
kind of also not great for reality it's like reality show stars too it's like you sign up for like literally anything and you can't
sue like if you suffer mental stress ptsd like you just can't sue because it's like in your contract
it's like we can basically do anything to you and you just can't sue us yeah which is like the scary
part of reality tv so just play the lottery it's better for your mental health somebody wins one
guy just claimed his two billion dollar prize and bought a 50 million dollar house just play
lottery someone's got to win and it could be you. And you probably have
better chances than being on a Mr. Beast video and winning the Mr. Beast video on top of that.
So yeah, stay away from reality shows and maybe Mr. Beast for now. So secret reality shows,
The Golden Bachelor aired this week and we have a very special guest coming up. My mom,
I tried to get her on the show. She said she applied. I tried to apply for her. We tried so
many ways. She did not get on this show and I'm like, I'm perplex her on the show. She said she applied. I tried to apply for her. We tried so many ways.
She did not get on the show.
And I'm like, I'm perplexed by it all.
We watched The Golden Bachelor last week.
So for our special guest interview today, we have my mom who qualified for The Golden Bachelor, wasn't there.
She's The Golden Bachelorette.
She's looking for you to date her.
So when we come back, our skeleton will be replaced by my lovely mother.
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Welcome back from that commercial break, although there wasn't a commercial because we don't have a sponsor today.
So welcome back to our Golden Bachelorette ABC.
Don't sue us, but it's my mom who should have been on the Golden Bachelor.
My mom.
Hi. Thank you.
Hi, guys. How are you?
You look like a Golden Bachelorette.
Look at you.
Hey, I want to be in the running.
Oh, my. You applied? I did. I applied you. Hey, I want to be in the running. Oh my, you applied?
I did.
I applied for this one, but I didn't get picked.
I don't know why.
So now I'm going to try and be the first golden bachelorette.
Yeah, well, they probably will pick someone from that show to be the golden bachelorette.
But you can be like our golden bachelorette.
We'll modify it so it's not like trademarked.
We'll be like the golden bachelorette. I don't know. so it's not like trademarked. We'll be like the golden bachelor.
I don't know.
We'll figure it out.
But also love your dress.
It's Fashion Nova.
Yes.
Thank you.
Fashion Nova.
We love a sponsorship.
I wear Fashion Nova every episode.
It's the only thing that fits me.
So we love it.
It's just affordable.
When you find Fashion Nova, like they have everything.
Everything you need.
I wore that.
Speaking of cover of magazine, I wore this on the cover.
I got the cover, by the way, in the middle of our break.
I got the cover for the next magazine and i wore a fashion over i wore fashion
over for that whole shoot it was like this editorial like high fashion well you did pick
this out for me so actually no i picked out a more conservative one for you and then you sent
me that one you're like this one's better but it's also a medium so you know what get a large
we always talk about buying a size up just feeling comfortable and nobody can tell if it's also a medium. So, you know what? Get a large. We always talk about buying a size up, just feeling comfortable in it.
And nobody can tell if it's a medium or large.
I know.
Remember you used to say, oh, you know, I'm a medium.
Yeah.
No.
We always talk about that.
Buy the true size.
I'm 1X now.
You know, I used to want to be XL, but 1X just feels so much more comfortable.
Okay.
So, you apply for the Bachelorette.
But first, since it's me, if you follow me, we always have to do a cheers.
Okay. My mom brought the golden
flutes for everyone.
Is it Red Bull in here? Yes.
My mom's
spiked. She's like, there's a little something in there for you to
smell this. It literally
smelled like alcohol.
Red Bull's even more dangerous than alcohol.
I'm sorry. Thanks, mom.
It's sugar-free, if that makes a difference.
Cheers! Wait, are we toasting, too? Well, you my mom drinks. We're going to have to cut this short for Tisha. It's sugar-free, if that makes a difference. All right.
Cheers.
Wait, are we toasting to?
Well, you toast, because I don't want to toast to myself.
All right.
To my mom, finding love at 65.
She's never been more alive.
Sorry, Gary, you missed out.
Cheers to the golden bachelorette.
Not trademarked.
OK, I'm going to have a sip of this.
I never have it.
I'm going to be ready.
Okay.
We should have had this before.
When we got it at 4 a.m., we should have had this before.
I had something else, too.
Okay.
But go ahead.
That's insane.
This is crazy. This is like, I feel like I'm drinking gasoline.
That's insane.
That's the most, I mean, I'll have another sip, but that's insane.
I guess since I'm older, my taste buds are, mm.
Oh, you drink this every day?
She drinks this every day, which I'm like, okay.
Oh.
Aren't we supposed to bring your own cards?
Oh, okay.
What is this one?
Oh.
Oh, gee, I found it in a Poshmark tub.
Oh, my gosh.
Is this like a thing?
Wow.
What is that?
How old is that?
Oh, it's an old one.
Did you make this or did I?
You did.
No, really?
I kept it around.
There's no way.
I'm going to use this sometime.
I wouldn't even know how to make that.
There's no way I made that.
Let's take a graphic artist.
Well, I mean, you had somebody make it.
Did you ever see this?
I might have to put this up on Posh.
It's kind of.
Put it up on Posh?
How much are you going to get for it?
Well, I don't know.
But first of all, I'm going to apologize to Oscar.
Oh, my gosh. Because you're going to have going to apologize to Oscar. Oh my gosh.
Because you're going to have so many edits during this session that I'm so sorry.
What are you going to say?
Oh, that might be true.
Because we talked about this over the week in the Golden Bracelet.
And my mom brought the hater in.
I'm like, mom must be a little nicer to these women.
Oh my god, my mom was not about the Golden Bracelet.
I thought about it though.
I have thought about it since. Good. Because I do think I got a little bit of my hater in when I was younger, my mom was not about the Golden Bachelor. It's a Gary and Jerry. I thought about it though. I have thought about it since.
Good, because I do think I got a little bit of my haterade when I was younger from my mom.
Because we used to be little gossipers back in the day in the Midwest.
And I feel like we were haterade for a minute.
But now we're going the other way.
We're going, okay.
I just wrote a few notes.
Okay.
Oh my God, you have a notebook?
I got a journalist.
Oh my gosh.
At my age, you kind of forget things.
I love it.
I love this. Oh my gosh. Okay. Yes. All right. forget things. I love it. I love this.
Oh my gosh.
Okay.
Yes.
All right.
So you have notes, but I'm interviewing you.
No, I got the answers to the notes.
Oh, I see.
Okay.
Okay.
Well, let's just talk about the show.
So what do you think about it?
Is it Gary or Jerry?
I think it's Gary, right?
Gary.
So you watched The Bachelor.
It premiered last Thursday.
There were so many people getting sponsorships on TikTok for it.
There was people getting paid
to promote this. We're not getting paid to promote it, Oscar.
We should be on it.
ABC. Why is it on? ABC. Oh my god.
Don't you have connections there? Is it ETE with ABC?
No. They're not? CBS.
Mom, you're 65. I feel like
you look the best you ever look. We both get home videos and I'm like
it's actually crazy your glow up.
What do you attribute it to? You.
Oh. My daughters. I would not
look like this if I didn't have daughters.
That's not true. Mom, you are like fit
and shaped. There's no way you'd attribute that to me.
Because you know when I grew up, my mom, she wasn't into
fashion. She wasn't into hair or makeup. I would
have known nothing about makeup. You did your own
makeup today too. I was going to get you full glam. I did.
I thought Callie was going to do it and you're like, no I did it myself.
Well, you had to do your own makeup
before on The Bachelor. They all do their own makeup in here.
Oh, do they?
Yeah.
They look beautiful.
The first woman that came out came out in a gold dress.
I'm surprised more women didn't come out in a gold dress because it is the golden bachelor.
He was very excited about her.
He's like, we are making history right now.
You're the first bachelor.
Who stood out to you?
Which bachelorette stood out to you?
Well, obviously, what stood out is the woman who's had the birthday.
And she goes, happy birthday, Gary.
And she flashes him.
I'm like, first of all, who would do that on a first date?
Second of all, if I was the bachelorette up there, a guy did that.
Oh, you know how much hate they would have on that show?
Well, she was covered.
She wasn't actually naked.
And then it's like she already showed him the goods, so why would he pick her?
I've seen you do wilder stuff with people you don't
even know. I've had a jacuzzi moment where
I've seen you just wild, just taking off your pants
so don't even. Okay.
That's an edit.
Not an edit. Leave it in.
Because you are also wild. If you were on that show, I
just could picture my mom on that show. Like, it was
first of all, I think that was very innovative.
I get what you're saying about maybe the, like, flashing, okay, maybe.
I get it.
It's a show.
And they're supposed to be over the top.
I get that.
Okay.
But that one, that one stuck out.
It's the same.
Yeah.
But you were a little hater on it because you're, like, inappropriate.
If a guy did that to you, you wouldn't be like, okay, keeping this one around.
Well, Gary was like, hmm.
He didn't.
Of course.
He was that shy.
He appeared to be, you know, at the beginning. No, I don't was like, he didn't. Of course. He was not shy. He appeared to be
at the beginning.
No, I don't think he,
oh, yeah.
I mean,
with his life.
It's also really heartbreaking
because everyone's so much older
and you're like,
this might be their last shot at love
and maybe they're like,
oh man,
this was like my big break
to like find someone.
Because it's hard to find someone
at your age.
I mean,
you,
at any way,
at 60s,
you always talk about,
not that you look,
well,
because you are.
You go on the apps for a while
and then take down the apps.
You find guys and they're either
they act too old or you find young guys that are
too, like it's hard to find someone your age.
They're too bossy or they don't have
kids that are really spoiled or
guys our age are looking for
three decades younger women.
Well, not Gary. Well, I did read
an article where he said you could throw a couple
25-year-olds in there. No.
Allegedly. Yeah. Allegedly?
Did you read the article or not? I did.
But I don't know who wrote the article if they
made that up.
Yes, allegedly though.
I have to get references next time.
Okay. So interesting.
I can't believe that because they have
him really sweet and they come across as like
he has this lake house for his wife. I think
to make that work you kind of almost have to be widowed too because like it's like you lost the
love of your life so you'd also have to lose the love of your life to like find each other i think
that's how they pick the women i think they either lost someone or you know they're just they don't
really get into the background of them they didn't really get into like if they i guess some of them
did say they were married and divorced or whatever but yeah divorced once, but they said he hasn't dated since 2017.
Yeah, so that's like plenty of time to like
what? I'm sure. Really?
When was the last time you dated?
When was the last time you were at a serious relationship?
2017. Or when I just dated
though. But he probably dated me.
Oh, you think he just hasn't dated anyone? That's what
they said in the article.
What article is this? We need to source it out.
Oh my gosh. Yeah, well, I guess that makes sense. I article is this? We need to source it out. Oh my gosh.
Yeah, well, I guess that makes sense. It's just hard
to date. I don't know. I just think it's hard to find someone.
It is. Especially out here in Southern California.
Because you find guys.
There's always something. My mom does go on good dates.
It's either they want to split a meal with her.
One guy really liked her, but you did not like him. He was
kind of cute. He kind of looked like a Gary.
Oh, he was bossy too.
And we had to split a meal again it's
like i didn't get to choose it's like he he took her to like a concert by the water and it was like
a korean pop star oh yes i looked him up and do you remember his name no you want me to say it
no the korean pop star no that's not no he was like 19 or 20 21 Korean pop star
and all these people
were young around them
I know
and he kept trying to
like make out with my mom
and like all the stuff
with them
I know he's like
grinding
I'm like do you see
these young kids
I'm like oh my gosh
and we love that for you
he was age appropriate
he was like 70
so that was like
yeah he was
and he was like
a professional soccer
player at the time
so oh my gosh
he should have
yeah he was really cute
I was shocked
my mom was like I'm not into it.
Like, she was not into it. Because you say
you don't like women. Well, he was more into himself.
He was selfish that way.
Well, what's your ideal? You don't want to get married.
You just want like... A lot of those women seem
to want to get married. But I'd want somebody
compatible. Something that you want to, you know,
go for your trips with or
out for dinner. I want, just always have
my own place though. Companionship. I don't want to live with somebody again. I've done that and it's too easy for dinner. I want to just always have my own place, though.
Companionship. I don't want to live with somebody again.
I've done that.
And it's too easy for them to just say, hey, get out.
I'm done.
You never know, though.
You might meet a guy that just swoops at your feet, cooks for you every night, takes out the trash.
Like, you know.
That is what I'm looking for.
That's what I think is love.
Oh, my God.
I think it's everything.
That's true.
I never said never.
But, you know.
I think it will.
I think it could be someone like that.
Like someone at this, like, gorgeous house and they had a full staff and, like, move in with me.
We'll have your clothes set out every night for you and gourmet meals and traveling and.
Yeah.
Okay.
Call me.
Call me.
Or Gary with his lake house.
You wouldn't want to just go walk at the lake house.
They have a swing.
Well, and I think that's why these women are just so brazen with him because he's good looking and he's respectful, you know, and he's a good catch.
And I think they just think like you.
Maybe it's their last chance to find somebody decent.
Well, you just don't find anyone decent.
He's gone through a background check.
So, you know, he's not like a psycho.
You know what I mean?
So I think that's why I wanted you to be on it.
I remember seeing it in the Zach episode of Bachelor.
And I was like, oh, my God, Mom, you have to apply.
I'm shocked they didn't call you.
I mean, the women are beautiful.
Well, I am too, but here I am.
It's crazy.
Well, that's why we're doing this.
By the way, we're going to put it out there.
If you would like to date my mom, maybe we'll have you on the show.
I don't know.
But my email is Trisha Paytas, YouTube at Yahoo.com.
Oh, I didn't know this part of the video.
Mom, you do.
Also, you can buy my Birkin with that email.
So buy my mom or buy my Birkin.
I answer to both.
What's your type?
Do you have a type?
Well, actually, what's your type?
But I think you should go against your type.
So say your type and then we'll go against it.
My type?
If you're this, don't apply.
My type that I've always gone with, that's really not my type, but I just end up with.
They're short and skinny. And no personality.
That's your type?
That's not my type.
That's who you dated. I mean, that's what they turn out
to be. Okay, so opposite of that
apply. That's very Taylor Swift coded.
That's like, hmm.
I would like somebody like Chris Farley.
Like, funny.
Which was another thing I didn't like about
The Bachelor. There was no size differences.
Well, they did have one little tubby, and she was the...
Okay, now show on.
No, I'm a little tubby, too.
I can say it.
It's like, you know, you can make fun of your own.
She was not perfect like all the other women.
But she was the joke of the show.
She was the butt of the joke.
She wasn't actually supposed to be there.
She was, like, the joke.
Like, ha-ha, this woman.
It's like, oh, my God. And shame on them for that. She was the butt of the joke. She wasn't actually supposed to be there. She was like the joke. Like, ha ha, this woman. It's like, oh my God.
And shame on them for that.
Yeah.
That's kind of crazy.
Why would anybody then who's a little heavier apply?
Yeah.
It's like.
The bachelor, the regular bachelor's like that too.
They'll never have like thick or any sort of different body type.
Everyone's like a stick.
And these women were very, very thin.
Yeah.
It was very interesting.
Very thin.
Yeah.
Well, that's sad.
Your generation though is very into obsessed like, being skinny, I feel.
Because, like, growing up, you were always really into dieting and just, like, diets in general.
Well, I think only because, you know, my mom was heavier.
And I was never embarrassed, but I always thought she'd feel probably happier if she, you know, was a little thinner.
Because I remember her going to PTA meetings, and I think she felt so uncomfortable because she only had one dress.
You were scared of being big like that? I just wanted my children to be proud of me.
Oh my gosh.
Not that I wasn't proud of my mom, but
she could have taught me more.
I knew nothing about that.
I'm like, wait, you exercise?
You are such an exercise fiend.
We had Richard Simmons videos, the fit.
We had, like.
Oh, yeah, my 20s.
No, but when I was a teenager, you had all those videos.
You were doing the fit in the living room and stuff like that.
You were slim fast.
You were always very into it.
But it is crazy.
People in their, like, 60s.
Like, you guys don't look like you're in your 60s.
Like, the Golden Girls were in their 50s when that was out.
And, like, so it's weird to see these women.
Like, there is one that's, like, 71 that he really when that was out. So it's weird to see these women. There is one that's 71 that he really likes
who's blonde and she's really pretty.
Wow, it gives you hope.
I love the fact
that they're so about love and
just having fun and that they're doing this show.
I'm like, wow. They don't lose the spirit. A lot of people
are like, I don't feel my age. I'm like, that's
the best thing is when you don't feel your age and when you still have
hope. I always think, oh my god,
when you're 60s, where's the hope? You know what I mean? But I feel like you still have hope you know i always think like oh my god when you're 60s it's like where's the hope you know what i mean but i feel like you
still have hope you still have lots of hope for life and you love your life and and i feel like
if i find somebody i'm not looking you know but i feel like if i find somebody or somebody just
happens to come it'll be because somebody knows them or you know i think we're good together
on this show to be the golden bachelor so it'll be you yes
oscar do you know anyone oscar's in a different area of the la no he's so close
he's really close he's by yeah well he's by like a fancy mall and stuff like that
scouting do you know anyone off him not Not off him. Really? It's got to be something. Okay, well, goodbye, Oscar.
I think you can find someone for sure.
Well, me and Moses met on a very similar, like, dating kind of situation.
So I always think there's hope, you know.
Someone out there will see it slide into your DMs.
First, I don't know how to get into them.
What, your DMs? My DMs.
What, on Instagram?
I don't know how.
Now you sound like Gary.
Gary was just like, how do you do an email? I was like, oh, my God. Why do they make these old people sound like they don't know how. Now you sound like Gary. Gary was just like, how do you do an email?
I was like, oh my God, why do they make these old people sound like they don't know how
to do anything for themselves?
Hey, I've really learned TikTok, okay?
Yeah, but you learned it.
You learned it.
Okay, which one do you think he'll end up with on Gary?
You know, I think it's the one that's the dancer.
She had the strapless black lace.
Oh, she looked good.
How old is she?
And he looked up and down her, too.
I don't know.
Mom, this is the show.
It's dating.
He sees these women.
But he didn't do that to all the women.
Well, there's obviously some that are his type and some that are not.
He was gracious in that.
Yeah, he was nice to all of them.
What would have been your gimmick coming out of the limo?
I don't know.
The chicken farm girl or whatever.
So I got my eggs.
It's like, honey, you do not have your eggs.
Wait.
No, come on.
This is where I'm talking, mom.
She was, first of all.
Edit that out then, Oscar.
Don't edit everything.
Everything's edited out.
This was like 20 minutes.
And then she slaps herself on her butt.
I'm like, oh.
Oh, I didn't see that one.
Did we see the chicken girl with the chicken eggs?
I did like the woman who came out on her motorcycle, though.
I could have liked to do something like that.
That wasn't fair.
Why did she get to come out by herself?
Everyone else had to be at the limo with everybody.
Because she was in the limo.
He liked her the best.
He gave her the first impression rose.
I don't know their names yet.
I got to get to know their names.
I don't either.
It seems like it goes fast.
It seems like he's going to be making out with everyone.
Would you have...
There was people that gave him kisses the first night.
But it was only an hour.
And I heard they only did an hour because it couldn't stay up any later.
Oh, my God.
What?
Which is probably true, but, you know.
Damn Hulu.
You can rewatch it on Hulu.
Because I'm like, it's over already?
Because I haven't watched Bachelor for years, but I always thought it was two hours.
Yeah.
Would you have kissed on the first night?
Well, yeah.
Mom judging all that and being like, well, obviously.
Do you kiss on the first date?
Do I?
Yeah.
At this age, you got to.
You don't know what tomorrow's going to bring.
There is something.
Even us meeting, we were older.
Like, he was, like, 40.
I was, like, I don't know, 42.
I was, like, 31.
And it's like, something about being older, you're just like, I mean, yeah, it's like,
there's no time to waste.
So it's kind of nice because you don't have to, like, worry about, like, dilly-dallying
and being like, whatever.
Yeah, if you like them.
I mean, if you don't, it's like, no.
Yeah, but you know faster.
Because I feel like you can go on one date and not know, or know if you like them or not mean, if you don't, it's like, no. Yeah, but you know faster because I feel like you can go on one date and not know
or know if you like them or not.
Right.
What do you love
about your golden era,
the golden ages
that you're currently in?
Well, you know,
I live by myself
so I can eat whatever I want.
What is what?
I can take a nap when I want.
I'm like.
You can do this
if you have a partner.
No.
You can go lay down.
He'd be like,
why are you on the couch sleeping
after I worked like
10 hour day and that? I'd be like, oh my gosh on the couch sleeping after I worked like 10 hour day and that?
I was like, oh my gosh. Oh my gosh.
Which is why I have to keep my own place, you know?
I mean, he'll be a hit
and if you are having this little
show later, but...
You have to be optimistic about this. No one's going to want to date you
if you're like, I don't want to see anyone.
I want my own house. I need to lay alone. They're going to be like,
well, I'll take a nap with you. I'll
eat with you. I'll go to Bali with
you or Bora.
I don't know.
But I have to order my own food.
That's a requirement. I only go to Bali
as a date. I won't do anything else.
Oh my gosh.
What should they know about you if they want to date you?
Like, must love what? You know, there's people who say
must love dogs, must love this.
Just must love me. Okay. I'm say like must love dogs must love this like just must love me okay i'm not picky at that must love you what's like the three biggest things you want
in a companionship um sense of humor for sure honesty not a party boy you know and um likes to
sleep oh my gosh okay well i mean everyone older will like to sleep likes to sleep. Oh, my gosh. Okay. Well, I mean, everyone older will like to sleep.
Likes to sleep when I sleep.
Oh, my gosh.
This is why you're not in a relationship.
You should let him sleep when he wants to sleep.
It doesn't have to be when you want to sleep.
Well, you know, I've gone to bed because I've always worked early in the morning.
So I've always had to go to bed and then they would come like four or five hours later.
That is not really good for your relationship.
Well, I mean, at your age.
I mean, I'm just saying.
No one's going to be really working.
Okay.
At your age.
Good point.
Well, they won't be coming home at like four in the morning or whatever like that.
They'll just be able to be at home with you.
True.
What's your ideal rest of your life look like?
Like, you find a companion.
Like, are you traveling?
Are you going out to eat?
Are you going to the beaches?
Are you hiking mountains?
Are you on cruises? Like what's, what's your ideal dream rest of your life for the next 10 years with someone? You know, we all need to be ambitious
and exercise and I can do the gym. I can do a few hikes a month, but you know, I'm not going to go,
I don't like to, I don't like winter sports. I like the beach. I beach. I like that. I like to sit out, watch the ocean,
have wine, make a little picnic lunch. I love good food, which I don't usually get,
but thank goodness Trisha and Moses make their lasagna weekly, so I do get that.
Oh my God. I'm so appreciative.
So when we go out, we're not going out for Italian.
Just saying.
Okay.
But you can be Italian.
You love Olive Garden.
We always go there for lunch.
Yes, we love Olive Garden.
You love the fettuccine.
The Italians will say that's fake Italian food.
Okay.
So you love the beach.
That's good.
You love a picnic.
You love the beach.
I do like to travel.
But you've got to find the right partner.
You know, I don't want to go with somebody who's worse than me.
You know, that would be awful.
Yeah, or someone who, like, tries to kill you or something.
My mom watches so much true crime.
That needs to be X'd out.
X'd out.
Well, you watch your crime.
You're the one who's like, oh, my God.
It's always the spouse.
She always thinks.
That's what I told Moses.
I'm like, if I die, he doesn't want to take insurance out on me.
He doesn't want to be on the bank account.
He's like, no, your mom's going to think I killed you if something ever happens to you.
And I was like, you have to do this for our sake.
But I have laid off of them.
So you're OK, Moses.
You don't watch true crime anymore.
You're OK.
You don't watch true crime anymore?
Not a lot.
Good.
It was affecting me.
Oh, my God.
My mom would come over every day and tell me about someone new, some story.
She'd always tell me about Armie Hammer.
I'm like, oh, my God, Mom, stop.
I don't want to hear this.
Well, that was, yeah.
You were no Armie Hammers.
No.
Okay, who's your celebrity crush?
Who's physically someone that you would like to look for?
I don't have that in my notes.
Oh, yeah.
Back into your notes.
Who is it?
Who are you thinking of?
I don't know if I have a celebrity crush.
I don't know who it is.
His dad was, I don't remember his name.
His dad was on King of Queens.
That guy.
He was on the movie where he was a model with Owen Wilson.
Oh, Ben Stiller.
Yes.
He was on King of Queens?
Bing, bing, bing.
Huh?
He was on King of Queens?
His dad.
His dad.
Oh.
So you're a fan of Ben Stiller or the dad?
What?
You say it like that.
Ben Stiller.
I always thought he was cute.
Interesting.
What a weird celebrity crush that is.
Wow.
He's short and skinny, though.
That's your top type.
He's very little.
Okay, so someone like Ben Stiller.
The sense of humor, I guess, you like.
I like tall.
But Ben's so short.
And everybody dated a short.
He's just my celebrity crush.
I don't mean to go out with him.
He's also married, but tall.
I like tall.
Okay. Some hair. Do you care about that?
If they have hair or not?
There's some really good looking bald men.
Have you ever dated a bald guy? I haven't.
Have you dated a bald guy? Never. Me neither.
I see them on a lot of these dating shows like Love is Blind
and stuff like that. I'm like, oh, that's so
interesting.
Bald is interesting. Bald. I just see a head all the time.
I think heads are like toes. You don't want to see them. Bald heads. Oh my god. Bald, like just to see a head all the time. I think heads are like toes, like you don't
want to see them. And like
bald heads, oh my god, I was a horrible bald head.
Like a bumpy, bumpy
big head. Wasn't that terrifying?
I mean, look, no, you know what, here's the thing.
If I like lost my hair or something, I honestly would probably rock
a bald head. I don't think I would look good, but
I think you would still love me with a bald head. I never needed someone
balding, like a guy receding
hairline. I prefer bald over balding.
Yeah, shave it. That was a thing in the 60s
though. Bald wasn't a thing back then.
Oh, like a comb over? Interesting.
So you don't mind bald?
You don't like your summer crushes? You know, I'm not
picky really. I mean, if you're a good
person and I like you,
we're good.
Let's just sum it up like that.
Okay, well.
So you're just open to anything.
I think you need to go against your normal type.
Because I'm not perfect.
Yeah, it's true.
But you are pretty great.
My mom is very, she doesn't have a temper.
She doesn't get mad.
She's very go with the flow.
My mom, as much as you say you like to do your own thing, like I've seen you in relationships.
I see you with me.
I see you with our family.
You're very go with the flow.
Like if someone wants you to do something, you're like, yeah, let's do it.
You don't complain.
Even if you're like not about something, you just go with the flow. And I feel like you're very go with the flow like if someone wants to do something you just you're like yeah let's do it you don't complain even if you're like not about something you just you just
go with the flow and i feel like you're happy like every time you're with a guy you kind of
nothing it's not a bad thing because i kind of do this too you kind of morph into the person you're
with and so i think that in a way that's a good thing that means you're easygoing and you know
just got to be with the right influence but i think it's good you're very most girls are very
set in their ways you're kind of i think it's good to do activities together, especially when you're older. You know, if you don't have anything in
common, what are you going to do? You split up and then come back for the early bird special.
I don't know. You know, you love an early bird special. I love an early bird special.
We love a five o'clock dinner. I'm thinking four. Oh yeah. And to bed by eight. Yeah. Oh,
well yeah. Early bedtimes always. We're always in bed by 8 too.
But I think that's a good thing because like if a guy's really into like, let's say you
meet a guy who's so into sailing, like you're going to go sailing with them because that's
like, you're just that girl.
Oh, I don't know about sailing because I've seen a lot of crime shows where.
Oh my gosh.
Over the boat.
That will not be a date.
The whales.
You do group trips down to like Mexico and that's not you.
But if a guy wants you to do it you're like okay let's
go do it. Like you've done that before and you're like oh I don't
want to be around these people but you go. Okay that was
10 years ago. I'm a little.
Well I feel like over the concert
the Korean pop star concert you went to
that's not something you would do but you're like alright let's do it.
That's what I'm saying. You're going with the flow.
I hated every minute of it though. Oh my god.
It's like.
But there's like relationships where you're like go go and be, go to the spots they like
to go to.
And you're very that person.
You got into like football.
What were you doing?
Monday night football or something?
What were you betting on things?
Sports or something?
I had like a pool.
She was like going to like this bar to bet on sports.
I was like, oh, my God.
Who are you?
And I was like, you have to break up.
It was a local hangout in Hermosa Beach.
I'm going to just give you a plug.
You don't want to say what it is?
Oh, Erks. Erks Police. Shout out Erks and Hermosa Beach. I'm going to just give you a plug. You don't want to say what it is? Oh, Erks.
Shout out Erks in Hermosa Beach.
Go play fantasy football.
Was it fantasy football? I don't even know what you did.
No, it was just regular football.
Have you ever dated an athlete?
No.
Oh, the soccer guy, though. I guess he was an athlete.
Have you ever dated an artist, like a creative type?
Yes. I don't like...
Well, sorry, guys. I don't like. Well, sorry guys.
Mom says she's not picky.
She doesn't like athletes or artists, creative people.
Yeah, you know.
What about a businessman?
A lawyer?
A businessman?
Like a lawyer?
No, just a regular person.
Unemployed.
That is her type.
She loves an unemployed.
No, because you know when I look on the dating online thing, they're like, oh, I have to be, like, essentially as smart as me.
Do they say?
Well, in terms, not like that, but, yeah.
But if you date someone that's, like, smarter or whatever, that you will learn more.
You'll, like, have more.
I'm more, huh?
You'll learn more.
When I more have common sense and just general knowledge.
Someone with common sense.
Okay. Yes, that with common sense. Okay.
Yes, that would be one.
Okay.
And who likes sugar-free Red Bull.
Who likes coffee in the morning on the terrace overlooking the beach, the ocean.
That's Gary.
You could have been in the lake house with him and watching over.
Where's he from?
Michigan or Indiana or something?
What's that going to overlook?
Oh, a lake.
The lake.
Yeah.
We're from the Midwest.
So if you like a Midwest girl, my mom grew up on a farm, but she doesn't have her eggs.
Maybe you do.
Have you ever thought about it?
Have you just checked them?
I'm pretty sure I don't.
Isn't it crazy though?
Yeah.
Someone could get pregnant.
People have, was it Brigitte Nielsen got pregnant when she was like 60 or something?
Mm-hmm.
Great.
It could happen.
Yeah.
What's one thing that would a guy would totally knock you off your feet?
You're like, oh, okay. Yes. I changed my whole mind about guys. Like what's one thing they could guy would totally knock you off your feet? You're like, okay, yes, I changed my whole mind about guys.
What's one thing they could do that would just totally knock your socks off?
Come and get me.
Pick me up.
At your house?
That's the most unsafe thing if they know where you live.
Well, I would know him.
You mean just a first date?
Oh, okay.
You want someone to come see.
A first date?
Yeah.
First date.
What's something they can email and that email is going to grab you?
You're going to be like, oh, man, this person.
Oh, well, if they say, oh, you want to go to Vegas?
We'll take the helicopter there.
Or my plane.
You should have known Bachelor.
These are the dates that Bachelors go on, not regular people.
Would I get in there, though?
I don't know because I'd watch a true crime.
I'm just like, you don't know.
They might throw you out there.
Oh, my gosh.
That would be cool, though.
Okay.
A helicopter to Vegas.
Yeah.
Just like, or fly me to Paris for dinner.
I've never gone.
Mom, this is not like casual dating.
I've never went out with a rich guy.
Okay.
Never, ever.
I'm sorry.
Do you want a rich guy?
I would like a rich guy, yeah.
No, they're going to be in trouble.
You go on two extremes.
You ask me.
You're either like rich guy or they live with like roommates or something like that.
You need to find like just a balance.
Okay, if you live with a roommate, that's no.
You were like hanging out with people in like a basement or something.
You remember that one guy?
Was it Robert that like lived in someone's couch on his basement?
Oh, and he was a doctor.
I don't think he was a doctor.
My mom was like, I'm not a doctor.
Yeah.
You said he wasn't, but he said he was a pediatrician.
Mom, why was he living on someone's couch in the basement?
He's cheap, I guess.
My mom.
Wait, do you want to say anything, Oscar?
Oh, my God.
I love my mom.
My mom, best podcast.
Oscar, you want to say something?
I don't want to leave him out, you know?
But I guess, would you date someone who's a fan of Trisha?
Like, does that matter to you?
No, because then they just try and get it through from me to her.
But what if they just were like a fan?
They're just like a fan and they're like, oh, I love Trisha.
She's so funny.
No.
Oh.
What the hell?
No, that'd be weird.
Okay, so someone probably watching this will probably know someone that'll like want to
date you.
Maybe that's how it is.
And that's okay then.
Yeah. I mean, like want to date you. Maybe that's how it is. And that's okay then. If they, yeah.
I mean, that has to be a good way to find out.
I mean, they can like you, but they say, oh, I love Tricia.
Why?
I wouldn't expect you to date someone like that.
Yeah.
No.
No.
I feel like most of your boyfriends like didn't really like it.
The one, the one, the Conan one, he was always really nice to us and liked us on this one.
I feel like the other ones maybe not so much.
And you don't want to get married or you do want to get married?
No. I don't, I don't see a reason to get so much. Yeah. And you don't want to get married or you do want to get married? No.
I don't see a reason to get married at our age.
But you're open to it.
I know why people get, well, I guess they want to
get married, but also the tax
break for marriage is better.
Not Moses. He gets the opposite of a tax
break. He owes taxes because of me. What?
Yeah, it's weird. We don't get a tax break. That's weird.
It's very weird. I don't know what happens. Something happened
where it shifts where he's like now and like, I don't know, it's like
this tax bracket.
We're all in this like high tax bracket where we pay too much money or something.
Well, maybe when you have no money like I did.
It's like.
So what kind of occupation is your ideal occupation for a guy to have?
Well, definitely some kind of job.
You don't want him to be retired at your age?
Like you guys could travel together?
Yeah.
Okay.
So like a retired guy.
But a lot of people are still working at my age and 70.
So would you do a long distance relationship then?
Or do they have to be local?
Well, that's just like this bachelor's.
Who's going to want to move to Indiana?
Well, some of these women probably.
You would.
You would be the girl to move there.
Mom, if he's in love.
I don't know.
You would.
I've been not by my family for decades.
And now that I am, I don't want to give that up.
Okay.
So it has to be local, maybe.
I mean.
You can travel back and forth.
Yeah.
That actually would be the ideal situation.
I think that's true.
Someone who lets you sleep.
Yes.
See them like once a week, one week a month, and then the rest of the time have your own
off time.
You would love that relationship.
Right.
And I was going to say, you know, I think because I've had a job where I've been around
people all the time, like hospitality, like, you know, hairdressing and bartending.
And it's like at this point, not that I'm sick of being around people, but, you know, 40 years of that, you kind of like your alone time.
Yeah. That's why you just need like a companion. Like I'm the same way. I don't like to be out with people. Like I just like to have someone.
Like to converse. It's like I've done that, You know? Go to a party. It's like, ah.
You know.
You just need something easy.
Like you said, traveling.
Yeah.
Eating.
That kind of stuff.
Which I think you could find.
And by the way, we're open to abroad as well.
Like I was interested in going to a 90 Day Fiance.
So we could have a 90 Day Fiance moment over here.
I'll make sure they're not scammers.
But sometimes there's some good ones on there.
So I think if you're a 90 Day Fiance.
I feel like the idea of traveling to India.
So if you're from India, that would be great too.
You want to travel there?
I would love to go.
Bollywood.
Remember I was trying to get you with that guy from Lost, Naveen Andrews.
You know Naveen Andrews?
Do I have this up?
Have I brought this up before?
Wait, you know him though?
Yeah.
How do you know him?
Because from Lost, right?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh my God.
No one knows that name.
So once again, the email is Trisha Paytas, YouTube at Yahoo.com.
And send a picture.
No catfish.
No catfish? Okay, yeah.
Definitely no catfish. Is that the word for it?
Yeah, we'll do a background check.
I'm pretty good at background. I can detect BS
emails from real, even with the Birkin. I know when someone's
real and someone's not.
Update, there's this, there's these TikTok boys
called the Angel Boys and they collect Birkins.
Did you know this? Did you see this oh i i knew the island boys
not them the angel boys they had emailed me and they're like looking for the birkin but i never
heard back from the angel boys if you want i thought this might be a real one because they
have a lot of followers they're like british they wanted this rainbow birkin they're like
pride birkin they're these two guys that like love birkins buy my Perkin. Anyways. So, you're going to watch The Bachelor next week.
I am.
You are.
I'm probably vested, yes.
So, they did hook you.
Well, you know, the previews that are coming up are just like, and Gary's like, I'm done.
I don't want to do this anymore.
It's such a mind, we were talking about this earlier, like with things, it's just like when you're isolated and you're in this like surreal experience, like your emotions are
so high.
Everything just feels more intense.
And I think with the older woman, it's even they're they're thinking they're the one you know and
and like you say he's kind of leads them on but that's the show the show i actually couldn't see
i could see on the show and i couldn't see because i was like i don't know if my mom's like
competitive because they have to like grab grab them to have like a thing like can i talk to you
can i talk to you i don't know if you would you have a red bull i guess before you go on and
my mom will be but you can turn it on you can turn it on. You can turn it on with. Well, of course I can.
But it's like I'd see them women and be like, for real?
I mean, are they for real?
I mean, is that really them?
Or are they just doing this for TV?
You know, they're so out there.
It's like.
And some are just corny.
I'm like.
Oh, my God.
This is why we need to edit it right here.
Not the real thing.
She'll be the villain.
She might not be the villain.
She's the one everyone wants out.
They'll be like, what?
I feel like.
Well, you know, they hired people to, you know, talk about the show.
And so I'm just being honest.
And they won't be.
Because they're getting paid.
I'm not.
So.
Who's getting paid?
You said that the.
Yeah.
Oh, Brian and Partnerships.
Oh, you're not.
And they're all going to be like, oh, it's so great.
I love it.
Well, it's like a grandma who's like 98 years old.
It's Grandma Doriac or whatever on TikTok.
She got paid and that's everything else.
98?
Yeah.
What's your final say to this camera?
What would you say to the men?
You know, just try it.
Send a picture.
Send your bio.
You know, I am goofy.
I don't always mean what I say, you know.
Just have fun.
Yeah.
My mom's going to still give me a good day.
I'm easy. Not easy that way, but I'm, you know. Just having fun. Yeah. My mom's going to still give me a good day. I'm easy. Not easy that way,
but I'm, you know. I'm easy.
I'm easy.
Just fun loving. That's, you know.
Alright, you guys. Well, The Golden Bachelorette is my mom. Watch The Golden Bachelorette
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I think the women are great. I love
that they're still, like, hoping for love at that
age. Like, I don't think you should ever give up on love
and companionship and all that stuff
because you just never know.
You might meet the love of your life at 70.
Some people do.
And I think a lot of people say, you know, you'd rather have like five good years with
the love of your life than like a lifetime being miserable or something like that.
So if you find the love of your life at the end of your life.
You know, I guess I just never found anybody that has my back, you know.
So it kind of, you know, think, well, that person's not out there, you know.
Well, you never know.
You just might find out.
He is.
Oh.
Optimistic.
Go pessimistic, optimistic.
I've been down this rollercoaster.
Now that I know where the camera is.
If you want to jump on this rollercoaster right here, Trisha Payton's YouTube at Yahoo.com.
My mom is so fun.
She's so sweet.
And she's in her golden era.
So if you're in your golden era of love, hit us up.
Guys, thank you for watching Just Trish. Find my mom
on social media. She's Mama Got Back pretty much everywhere.
Mama Got Back. Love that. Oh my gosh. Does Mama Got Back.
Cheers to that. Cheers to that and the sugar-free
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