Just Trish - Draft Episode for Mar 12, 2026

Episode Date: March 12, 2026

TIMESTAMPS: 0:00 CLICKBAIT, EREWHON, VLOGGING, SHADOWBANNING, DISNEY 5K, FNAF9:00 TRISHA PLAYED FORTNITE, SPENDING ON SKINS, PHILANTHROPY, DEI, GLOVING18:00 90 DAY FIANCE, COLTON CHEATS35:00 DEMI LOVATO COOKBOOK, OSCAR'S GIFT BAGS45:00 NARA AND LUCKY SMITH, DIAPERS, PERIODS, JAKE SHANE58:40 TIMOTHEE CHALAMET BACKLASH CONTINUES, KYLIE JENNER'S ACTING CAREER1:05:00 MAN TAKES SECRET PHOTOS OF ARIANA GRANDE IN HER HOME1:14:00 CHAPPELL ROAN PAPARAZZI, BRITNEY SPEARS1:30:00 TIMOTHEE AND KYLIE CONT., THE BEAUTY, JFK JR, OZEMPIC, DOJA CAT1:44:00 HUDSON WILLIAMS, CONNOR STORRIE, HEATED RIVALRY, DMING CELEBRITIES LIVE2:00:00 BAYWATCH REBOOT, NOAH BECK, MALIBU FIT MAXX2:16:00 KAI TRUMP EREWHON VLOG CONTROVERSY Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

And the lawyer was like, $50,000, like, just a retainer, just a hold for now. And it might be more than that. And I was like, I was like, lady, I'm a million dollars in debt. And she's like, well, I don't know if you need a pre-nup. And I was like, oh, period. You got some assets. I know Moses has benign that Chanel birdcage purse. Come on.

Hashtag justice for Oscar because she did admit, like, she got all these comments about like, oh, the marketing of like announcing or dating and releasing her perfume. And did I clock that yes? And what did you say? No, she's always releasing something. So hashtag justice for Oscar. Because Michaela herself herself, admits that's part of her marketing.

Oh, and welcome to another episode of Just Trish. Just me here today. Nobody else. We're doing a solo one. Just gonna riff off myself. Today's hot topics is, uh, God, I don't even have any. I don't even have an old one. If you had a click, maybe that would be that Oscar left.

Oscar left. No, we can manifest that though. I used to love ClickBibbap, but I think I manifested my own negative destiny back then because I'd always just be talking how awful and lonely I am and it just made me more awful and lonely. I know sometimes when it's so slow, I'm like, it'd be so funny if we did the like, Oscar and Trisha unfollowed each other, what's going on? But I guess so I do get scared of the, your manifestation is just too powerful, so it is a little scared.

If it was anyone else, I'd be like, let's do it. That's fine. It's so powerful, like, what was it? Oh, after we did the sniff. podcast. The next day, the guard calls and he's just like have a special delivery from SNF. And usually it's just like, if it's a delivery, it's a delivery.

I was like, that's so interesting. And it was like a flower book gave him to him. But there was something else we did. And like literally the next minute, remember? I don't know if we can say it. Yeah, it was more about scheduling yesterday. Oh, maybe that. But there was also something else.

And I'm just like, wait, that was it? Yeah, because we were driving home talking about schedule. And then it happened exactly how we thought it was. Oh, but there was like a good one that happened too. And I remember being like, wow, it's so powerful. Because I, like, had just talked about something. and then like something came through. Anyways, I am very powerful,

very, very witchy, if you will. Yeah. From your lips to God's ears, honey. You have the direct line. Yes. It's so scary. I know it is actually. Sometimes it's scary myself.

So we are good. We are good for another at least five years, I think. I think we're in the five-year plan. Maybe 10. Yeah. Why not? I don't foresee it ever ending. The only way is the ending is like a podcast or like not a thing if YouTube is just like

no more podcast or something. But then we can pivot. It's always something right. Everyone wants a TV show, but then outside everyone wants a movie show. Oh, they don't snap. Oh, my God. Imagine us on Snapchat.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That'd be great. I did go to Erwan this morning and I was like, maybe this should have been a Patreon because it did feel not as exciting without you. I got the, well, I can't shut the drink, but I'm going to get a Barbie smoothie today. Oh.

And it was good. They're celebrating Barbie. It's Bataya. What the, I don't even know what a Bataya is. I don't either. Is that a fruit? I'm assuming because my vegan friend Ari knew what it was. Okay, work.

Sometimes I feel like Erwan just be making up fruits and veggies, willy-nilly. It made pink. It made a very pink pink. And I did have the Japanese fluffy pancake. But you know, I didn't think they would have it. They did have it. But I did feel like you should have been there. Nobody was there. I'm like empty today.

I guess lunch time is the time. That's right in the middle. It's like breakfast and lunch. Those L.A. girls are still weakened up. You know. That's true. We're not going to see Kayla Malik at 7 a.m. That's true.

I was there at 945. I was there bright and early. Do we have announcements? Patreon.com slash just Trish bonus videos. Go check out me trying to and fish. UK show, Ray Albert Hall is shilled out, but there is some VIP left, so if you guys want to get those, check that out. And May 5th, Netflix is a joke, May 9th, I'll be in Indio, California at the Palmette Fantasy Springs. And me and Oscar are both vloggers.

I have blondes on DelformJ. Oscar is Oscar Gracie, and we're both, we're both vlogging full-time. We want us a beer full-time. Oscar considered last, was it Patreon? Was it last extended episode where you thought maybe you're going to be? going to give up your other job to be a blogger. Were those my exact words? Paraphrasing, but you said,

maybe, you're like, maybe, right? Am I making that up? Was I off camera? I'm exposing something I should expose, okay? Oh, yeah, yeah, I guess I did. The thought did sit with me for a second, I guess so. Yeah. But I guess we'll see it. Maybe when I get to two vlogs, then I can contemplate it a little bit more. I don't know if I should

go all in that one blog. Maybe not yet. Maybe not yet. Me neither, honestly. Like, I, my blonde son down. I'm like shadow ban on blondes. I, I used to hate when people Like, I'm a shadow band, you know, but I actually am. I think on TikTok too. I'm getting like 20,000 views. I literally like see you advertise it like a main channel video and then I'll go like search and then find it.

On TikTok? On YouTube. Like you see it on YouTube and I'm like, hey, go check out my TikTok? No, like I see for one son doll from MJ. When you like when you post a story about your vlog, I'm like, oh, let me go find it. And it doesn't show up. It doesn't show up in my recommend it, which is weird considering my algorithm. Also, every video or stream, I somehow, like, incorporate you into it.

Love it. I love it. I'm always like, wow, I'm going to thumbnail. It's so exciting. Some awesome way. I find a way. Yeah. I think I'm shadow band.

I'm still gonna chug along. I think Bons and off Form J is definitely shout by. I feel like my TikTok's getting shadow band because I did a story. I was like, hey guys, I don't think anyone seen my story. And they all went. They're like, yeah, I didn't see this. I came from your story. And it just sucks.

I love both of them so much. So unshoutout. X I'm definitely a shadow band. It goes up and down. Like, you'll have your slug. Slay Week. My theory is, and it's just from operating and making concept for a brand account, whenever we have like a really sleigh week, we kind of get punished for it.

Like, whenever we have a slay, like, big weekend for like an award show or something, the following week is so low. Like, nothing even gets in the algorithm. And I'm like, not all of it is shop. Like, sometimes I'm like, oh, that's really funny. Like, how did this. Yes. Yeah.

No, my health and wellness ones always kill. I always got like half a million, million. it and it got like 30,000 views. TikTok likes to humbly. I feel like maybe it's psychological warfare. Like, kind of a few or so. Like, don't, you know, think that you're all that girl. Yeah, you're not the it girl because guess what?

We can take it away and aside. That's very true. I've been, I've been humbled. But I've been posting like it was like my job and it's literally not. None of mine, none of mine are getting monetized. They all say, this is a video is disqualify. This is a video's disqualified. And I'm like, it's literally, there's literally nothing.

It's like me making like leprechaun popcorn popcorn with Malibu. And it's like disqualified. I was like, all right. So every single one. I think there is a glitch. I've reached out. I haven't heard back. But same thing with Disney.

You guys, sad news. We can't run that 5K unless someone has a hookup because the 5K is sold out. Wasn't sold out when you looked it up on our Tuesday episode. I don't remember, but probably. I would assume. Yeah. And I just didn't process it. After our podcast.

Because of us. Yeah. Our impact. Everyone's like, we're all going to run that 5K. I'm so sad. And the next one, not until 2027? Yeah. But I know Harry Daniels has the Disney, the Disney hook.

So I'm just on her text my sister Harry Harold Daniels to see me. Get that Marathon. Yeah. That 5KLE is not the marathon. Yeah. If not, I guess we can just buy tickets to the park and then just run around. They're just coming early.

No. No, they can stop us from going to go on a little power walk around. I just don't know how fast we're going to go with people in the way. That's true. Yeah. We're going to slow down a little bit. It makes it more interesting.

True. It's like obstacle course. I'm down. I know. I was about to also risk it all for the five nights at Freddy slash a pizza. I was very excited about this in Riverside. I was gonna go today. I was like, we're gonna go for Patreon today.

It looked really fun. It was the whole FNAF experience. It looked like the real deal. Like, it looked like the movie. I know. With the animatronics, it kind of like, it looks a little like hokey, dingy, whatever, but that's kind of how the movie is.

And then the animatronics walking around, but Jimmy investigated and the animatronics were only there for the opening. Damn. I know, but shout out. Slash your pizza in Riverside. I was, I was ready to go drive two hours. I sent it to Jimmy and Oscar yesterday.

I was like we need to go because I knew you guys would be excited for it. I miss Fernette. even though it just came out in December, but... I never saw the second one. It is out now, probably on Peacock or something, honey. So you can tune in whenever you feel like it, I suppose. I will.

I will. I think, like, last week we had Housemade. I think this week we watched Fadap. I think we're, like, catching up slowly. And we need that movie, Sinners. We need to watch... Oh, Sinners. Okay, let's do that first because it's Oscars this weekend, so we'll do Sinners. I do want to watch Frankenstein because we both love Guillermo del Toro,

and I love Jacob Lordy right now, so I think that's another one. And I love me a goth. But I have a Gaff. in St. Oh. You haven't seen it? No. Oh, I'm surprised.

It's long. It's very long. Like how long? It's like two and a half hours. Okay. It's an avatar. Yeah. Actually, Avatar is like over three, I think.

And you sat through that? I did, but I had to take a lot of bathroom breaks to get the blood to my legs. I used to really be good at like being locked in for a long movie. I blame, I do blame the short, the short form media for really ruining it for me. Yes, I do love to just boop, boop, boop. Yeah. And I hate being that way, but damn, it's rough. And I have ADHD, I suppose.

So that doesn't help either. Yeah. I'm sorry about that. Thank you so much. Yeah, ADHD is not fun. That's the one you can't focus. Do I have it? That's the one you suspected I had to?

Maybe so. Yeah. Yeah. I might. Yeah, I hope so. Because I love that I can, because I am like, is it flighty? I don't want to offend anyone that has it. Is it like being a little flighty?

Yeah. Just a little like, where are we? that forgetfulness for sure i mean i'm i it really comes in to play for me when it's like i remember i forget that i'm supposed to like follow up with people or con for me it hits the most with emails administrative stuff so the fact that you can really get through administrative stuff undiagnosed or whatever is fear same with jimmy without medication can lock in and edit and that's like really admirable because i have to literally like pop a little addy and then get to it sounds exciting I've never done Adderall, but it does kind of sound exciting to just, like, walk in because people are like, I just, like, organized my entire house on Adderall.

Like, it does sound like something I could probably benefit from. For me, yeah, yeah, like, my whole personality is very different. Like, Darien notices immediately, like, if I didn't take my medication, because I'm just, like, just a little all over the place. And that's why it's just as well. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's why there's medications. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's not even acknowledging you're costly, by the way.

Oh, I know. I know. I had to take a little break from St. Patrick's Day. I wanted to do St. Patrick's Day. I'm going to do it on Monday. I do St. Patrick's Day. But yeah, I did get a little into Fortnite last night. Yay. I was like, oh, no. I had that skin and I never used it. So I was like, let me, let me play a little. I can never get out of a damn helicopter. But I get out of the helicopter. And then I don't

know how to turn around. I don't know how to pick up a gun. I don't know how to do anything. I really have been trying. I played for about an hour and a half. Whoa. Yeah, it was like, I couldn't sleep last night. Like the kids went about early like 9.30. And then we were up for a minute, like 10.30. And then I was like, I'm just going to get up and play a little Fortnite. Okay, Gamer. Yeah.

I know. I wanted to maybe stream it. I couldn't figure that out either. And I couldn't figure out how to pick up the Uzi. Is that what it is? I don't know what it is, but I, it's not my, I want to, I don't want to like it.

But Kim was fierce. And I, my sister got me the skin. It's probably not even out. I got this back in January when it was like a thing. And I'm like, can you even buy the skins anymore? The skins rotate. It was in the shop like a couple weeks ago. Oh, okay.

ago so not that long ago yeah not sponsored by fortnight but she she ate on that fortnight with all the jumps i know the skins were fierce what skins do you have i uh i am the mckella neguara of fortnight skins unfortunately like i do black out every now on that and i i do i do buy a lot of skins you have all of them not a lot but every cute girl know that it have her like chapel chapel's in the shop She's in Fortnite? Oh, yeah. She's the festival season. So I best believe I got Chapel.

I got Sabrina. There's a rumor is our Larson's coming. You better believe I'm going to have her. Oh, you know, I always am like, what does Oscar spend his money on? And then when you all say these little like side quests, I'm like... Jimmy is the worst, though, not to spill his tea.

But he, if you think I'm bad, let me throw Jimmy Wetzel under the bus because he really drops a bag on a skin. Really? Like, how much money you think you spent or Jimmy's meant? He said he dropped 50 bucks other night on skins for another game called Overwatch. And I was like, well, you're worse than me.

I was like, you and Trisha are giving this crew a bad name with your overconsumption. Well, I'll tell you what, I don't spend more than $50 at Target anymore. When we go to Target, I have a $50 cap, and if it's over $50, I'll put something back. And I have no problem doing it. I'm like, you know what? I need to stop the spending.

You should have that mentality with Dior. Well, I did black out. It wasn't my fault. I did black out. And I'm done. Now that Shamrock season's coming to a close, I am done. I needed it. to me, Shamrock season is not over because St. Patrick's Day

is on the 17th and that's when I do predict I will win the lottery. So it won't matter. Then I'll have my, the Deior will be nothing and I can donate to everybody else in the world that needs help at this time. So I'm going to help other people too. I'm going to be philanthropic about it. Okay, work. That's fierce. So we're all going to win.

When Tricia wins, we all win. I have to figure out a way. Because I do, you know, when I see those comments, like me struggling to pay right and I'm like, you know what? I'm going to help you out. I just got to figure out how to do that. But I think when I win the lottery, I can have a manager help me do it because I don't know how to like do I just pay the rent or do I just send the cash it's very it's very difficult but I'm going to do it yeah usually you put when you have a lot of money it's like an endowment you put it in an account that makes certain interest and then it keeps paying

so you can keep helping people so it's not it's not like you have a certain amount of money you just till you run out of it you create something that can keep going and keep helping people I love that and I was going to buy a little Starbucks card yesterday and put it on my story and be like okay just use what you need from this, but then I feel like someone's going to take all of it. Because I wanted to do that at Target, too, and I was there yesterday. Is her still canceled? I don't know. Are they okay now?

Do they hire? I don't know. It looks like we have diversity. Diversity is there. It's like every corporation, this probably is problematic take, but like I work for Paramount, which also has like drag race and Spongebob and blah, blah, blah, blah. But they are owned by some suspicious people and also roll back their DEI. So it is unfortunately a lot of course.

So it's tough, it's tough. I'm sorry y'all. I know. I support that. I support D-I. Yes, me too. Yes, I support. Yeah.

But it's tough. Yeah, I think the, like, employees at Target aren't the ones responsible. It's like the higher-ups, you know, because they're just. Yeah, it's tough because it's like so many companies. And if you think, like, oh, like an Amazon, there's so many that end up being problematic. It's so, like, Twitch is owned the Amazon's, and therefore Twitch is, Like yes actually everyone would come from me for shopping Target is like how many of you shopping at amazon okay let's let's be real jeff basos driving to tesla okay you know what i mean like let's

be on twitter like everything is yeah back me there okay you got me meta tic talk is also one by paramount like it's all it's tough it's all you can do is try your best and help people directly that's all you know target does slay they do slay i do love a target but not that part But you know, I think our target's okay. I think our local target's good because it's diverse there. Work. Yeah. So I think they're abiding by it, which is good, which I love.

Like I love. Okay, can I say that? Right. Okay. I love it. Diversity, yes. If I didn't and I wouldn't shop there, if I didn't see diversity, I'd be like, right.

You know, you don't want to give too mega at Target. You're just like, okay, no, there's diverse. We're all here together. We're all right. Stop me if I should not say something, but okay. I support it is what I'm saying. Yes. Diversity.

Diversity, yes. Yep, yep. Which we all should. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. And that's today's lesson. You know, that's it. How's your shirt?

Where's it from? Where's your shirt from? Oh, sorry, I went back and forth. My ADHD. Sorry. I do like both of your shirts. When you came in, you were giving, you're giving Grandpa, but you're also giving 1950s heartthrob.

Like, you're giving both. But Grandma had a good way. Grandpa's chic. Mine is, I have to. learn the name. Elfrick Eden. I don't know. I saw it on Instagram,

but also TikTok. I think it was the double way of me of being marketed towards on both apps that really sold me on the website. I like the quarter of a. I like that it's cats. How many cats do you have? You have one or two?

In my own personal life? Yeah. I have two cats. And what kind are they? One is a Scottish fold and one is just from the streets. Orange County. Yeah.

Oh, Orange County. We were just talking about that earlier. Yeah. Diversity. Diversity. Yeah. Yeah, because one is white and then one is brown and white. Oh, well, you can go to Ingo One and get more cats.

And adopt them. More D-I diversity there. Yeah, got lots of them. There's something, okay, diabolical. I know. I'm scared. It's like, what? You were asking me about my shirt.

One of the dark shirts I can show my, have you heard about, because I finally joined the community. Have you heard about the gloving community? If the glove don't fit? Throw them out in the trash. You don't know about the gloving community? No, let's hear it, babe. You see it, you don't hear it. I don't.

It's like if you go to a rave and they come to you and they're like hypnotize you. It's almost like ASMR, but it's visual. I still have to learn all the moves. There's like specific moves. I think I use those for ASMR. You use these ones. Oh, okay. I was like, I think I think I have those.

These are yours. But I mean, they're not serious. This is amateur gloves because the lights are just kind of like random. And these are the series. Did you buy those specifically? We had them. No, it's part of the initiation for the gloving community. You can't join the gloving community without the gloves.

Like, that's the first thing you have to get. Sounds a little elitist, right? Yeah. And they can banish you and then you get de-gloved. But don't look it up. Do not look at the gloving. Do not look it up. Because you might see something else.

But anyway. Babe. We were on such a good streak here. You and me, we've been on a good page. Like, wow, me and Moses are really. No, but it's part of my, you know, like, think you see the sign bar back there. How about that? This is a new era.

The glove era. This is the straight foreigner here. Oh, okay. Immediately banished Jimmy, put it to dark, black out the camera. We will keep it here. Oh my gosh. That's crazy. Okay.

So you asked me about my t-shirt. That's why I wear a dark shirt, so it will show more of my gloves. Back to you. I think you're here, Oscar, for the last, because I just don't know if I have it in me today. And, in fact, we've been having it. First of all, this is very serious. We had a great morning. We had a great night.

Like, everything's great. I was like, oh, my God. Look at us vibing. And then this. Okay. I don't know what to say. You were you talking like a farted or something? I just.

Ew. Babe. Just being farting in a record. child dysfunction. Did you see Colton? And the Red Tiledus function. Damn. They're very connected, you know. Have you been watching the Colton 90 Day Piancé? Yes, of course. Nonday Piance at the single life, although I did not see

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Mm-hmm. In her house. The video of him irkin in it. In her house. And her parents' house, mind you. Even worse. She's taken care of him. She's literally like he's, he can't walk.

He's, like, incapacitated. He has to wash him. She has to dress him. Like, what happened to him? He was on a spin-off show, and he was, he slipped and fell, walking outside, and then he needed, like, surgery on his leg. So he can't move.

Karma. That's karma. I don't care what anyone says, like, honestly, karma. Because he is, like, literally the biggest piece of shit. But it's like, this girl that he's staying with is gorgeous. Obviously, the girl is talking to his gorgeous too. Like, he's talking to these, like, gorgeous women. And I'm just like, you're so ugly and awful and I'm nothing going for you.

Broke. No money. Like, just zero. wrote, micro penis, erectile dysfunction. He says it too. He's like, I can't, I can't do anything. So it's like, what? So was he using a microscope to send her the videos?

Zoom, Zoom feature. I, I, I don't, I'm like, is this a real person? This is not a real person. This is getting me a person. I think on TLC, what is 90 fiance on? I think so, yeah. TLC's crazy. I, yeah, TLC's wild.

You just got to be like really fat. You just got to be a little bit eccentric to be on there. I don't think they take anyone that's just like, you know, I don't know. I think they brought back my strange addiction. Oh, did they? I think so. I think it's back. I was on that pilot episode that sold it when it was on Discovery House.

No, I was so offended. I remember one time we were going to do a reality show and they're like, well, TLC's interested. I'm like, no. No. What do you mean? That's the only one that's interested? Absolutely not. That's crazy.

It is kind of like the circus over there. That's the circus. You're seated for the circus, the clowns and monkeys, the lions. Yes. Yes. And we were, this is when we're the million dollars in debt. This is when we have nothing going for us. This is pre-podcast.

This is pre-the-other-the-other-calling podcasts. There's pre-everything. We're like, we're doing anything and everything. We're like, whatever we can get to maybe get something going. And even then I was like, no, I cannot take a meeting with TLC. That's actually insane. What are we going to be on? Six-Hound Life Sisters because now they lost weight and they need someone to replace them?

No, no, no, no, absolutely not. No way. The lovely TLC, if you can, you don't need someone to be in the audience for the reunion. Oh, I'll be seated. Me and Ross Matthews, come on. Oh, you should host it, though. We love Ross, but in case he can't make it, we got a fill in right here. You would be actually so good.

Did it? Is it Kevin from Entertainment Tonight? Didn't he host it at one point? Maybe because Sean is from Access Hollywood, formerly. Oh, yeah. Or maybe he did, what's the other one we watched, Babe? Was he get mirrored at her sight? Maybe.

I think he has, and I was like, oh, I love the cross duties. I know. Like, come on. I'm also a journalist. I'm going to throw me in there. I'll put my hat in the rain. Honestly, I would read all those.

Colton. I just, I can't send him. That's my hot topic. I just, I look at him and I'm just like, disgusted. But also more sad for these women.

I'm like, women, let's do better. Because even if, okay, they're like tens, but even if you're like a two as a woman, you like,

you still can get a 10 man. You know what I mean? It's just not the same. Like the equivalent is just like not there. You know, like you don't need to, settle for less than what you are. It is crazy.

I don't know what kind of hold he has over them, but let's wake up. Not a cold. That's for sure. Not dimetized. So what is it? I don't know. It's the power of TV, reality TV, a little bit of fame. There's like so many like good, like better looking people.

Like she's also like she's also from the show like she's another. Oh. Yeah. Because it's the single life. So it's different. It's like people, uh, people from the franchise. Oh, hers. It didn't work out.

Yeah. So she met. Yeah. She met him on another show. But because she was also her other relationship didn't work out. So yeah, she's also from the family. That's even worse. Because when you get out of a show, it's over, you know, like,

and you try to hold on whatever fame or connection you can. Well, I think that's where they messed up. It's like two Americans. They need to go find another person from a different country because that usually works better. You know, finding someone from a different country, I think it's better. They just love America kind of sometimes, but it's also like not American dating. Like dating in America is crazy.

Like that, no. It's actually the worst because they just don't care about anyone but themselves. They're fat and lazy and awful. You meet someone from a different country and they're just like, they just know how to like treat people like human beings, you know? I feel like in America people just like are all about themselves and just, you know what I mean? Just like I hate them. You know, not hate them.

That's a strong way. I strongly just like, I want to recommend dating. How about that? You could do business with, I guess, if you want, but don't date. Okay. Don't cross pollinate. Okay. Yeah, maybe one American, but.

But one person should not be from America. Diversify. Diversify. The D.E.I. You know what I mean? Like one person should not be from here. Okay. Work.

And I think we learned that with Colton and this lady is like, yeah, you guys went the wrong way. Like you need to go the other way, like the show says. You need to go outsource, if you will. Okay, work. Although I will say 90-day fiancé before the 90 days. Like if you girls are into mess, like that's the program this season you need to be seated for. Which one? Which one? 90 day fiance.

This current season of before the 90 days. Now, this is where it's at, ladies. And if you watch it, you know, there's about 13 episodes right now and each one is magnificent. There's not one dull episode. Each 90 minute episode has me breathless. Like, I literally am like gasping for breath. It's like so cinematic. It's so unbelievable.

I haven't seen clips. That's the Lisa with the wig. the girl who wouldn't take... Oh, I live for her. I see her all the time. It's always Lisa's going over to Africa. There's been like three Listas over there. Yeah, that's true.

And isn't there, wasn't there Daniel also from Nigeria? This is Lisa and Daniel from Nigeria. I saw Michael from Nigeria is divorcing. Oh, God, who was the big lady that lost away? She was big. She had like a smoker's voice. Do you remember her? Blonde hair.

It was Michael. And what was her name? She was awful. She treated him like crap. He was a lot younger. He wanted a baby. She was like 65. She was like, girl.

Oh, Angela. Angela. They finalized divorce and it's and Michael's just like, he posts on Instagram, just like cheering. And I was like, yes, because Michael was so sweet. I will say,

I probably would have like taken a trip over to Nigeria to meet someone because like I feel like those men are a lot like nicer. I feel like I met Moses right at the time I got a nine-day fiance but if I hadn't met him

I probably would try to go over to Africa somewhere. One, I want to go to Africa. I think it looks beautiful. Two, I think finding like a Nigerian man, you know, one in person, not obviously someone. like over the phone because I know they have that trope that they could be like scammers but I think

that's the ones on Facebook pretending to be joined up but the ones on the show are so nice like Michael was so nice to Angela and she would like treated him like crap she's like Michael how dare you talk to someone it's just like if you talk to like a part like a sister she got pissed so did not like Angela some of those women on there are a little diabolical yeah she's gonna come for you who Angela I mean girl love you but you treated him like the divorce came out of nowhere No, no, it's like you treated him like crap, you know? I need you to be seated for this season of before. Because I don't even know how to get into it.

Like, Lisa is like just the tip of the iceberg. Is she good? She's the worst, right? And he's good? It's equally diabolical. Okay. That's happening that way. They're both kind of lying to each other, scamming each other, because she does love him.

The lore here, they found her on Facebook, pursued her. She was a lesbian. She still kind of considers her lesbian. She has a daughter, but she's a lesbian. she's been married four times to women As she's still married legally She goes to Nigeria to meet him He proposes right away

She accepts so she's engaged to him Without telling him that she's actually married to a woman And gay relationships are not okay in Nigeria It's a big no-no So that's kind of where we're out right now She's finally and be like she started ripping the bandaid off After 13 episodes, mind you First that she's married

And then he's freaking out It's like, so I'm sleeping with another woman, another man's woman. Well, no, another woman's. Oh, I see. Yep. So that's where we're headed. Did she have to tell him? Because why?

How do you know? Well, you, I don't know if you want to start a new, not even a new relationship, but if you want to be engaged to someone based on lies. And then. But like. Also, the show is going to come out at some point, honey. So you're going to be like engaged with someone. And then he's going to find out that you, A, are married, be a lesbian.

And also, you can't apply for a K1. visa when you're legally married. Oh, she doesn't want to live over there. She wants to bring him over here. Yes, yes. I was going to say, if you're just going to move to Nigeria, forget your life here, just start the life in Nigeria. Yeah.

No, but she's got a daughter and everything back in America. Faith. Shout out Faith. Love you queen. But. I mean, when they have the kid, like, their kids always seem so normal and like level-headed. Faith is FaceTime and Lisa. She's like, girl, how are you not telling him this?

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A woman, Lisa is not listening to Faith. You guys, I'm telling you, if I can influence anyone to do anything in this world, maybe a vote and then be watched Saturday Day, Fiance before the 90 days this current season. I don't know what number we're on, but this season is like perfect. It's perfect television. Like 90 minutes of just incredible TV

You won't believe your eyes You're kind of influencing me Because I did love I loved all those two It was getting overwhelming Because there was like 590 days coming out And so we couldn't keep up But you're kind of influenced me to go back I mean I'm new to the franchise

I've only seen a handful of seasons at this point But of all the TV I've watched This kind of is peak Like it is the most incredible And I'm only 13 episodes in I think there's still another like 7 to 10 episodes That's what's great. They do go on forever.

Yes. There's some dastardly couples there. A girl named Trish spelled the same way as you. Love that. Yeah, she's gorgeous. She's fierce. Where's Madagascar? It's an island off.

I don't know. It was a real place. I know, but I thought it was fake. Like Zootopia. Where's that? That's not in the mouth. It's right next to it. It's an island off of Africa.

Yes, it's an island off of Africa. She's gorgeous. She's so, so gorgeous. But her man, Rick, He's from L.A. He sells wigs on TikTok or something. I love that. And he is just so diabolical.

I can't even really get into it. The Americans. But there's just, there's something for everyone in this season. So y'all go be seated for before the 90 days. It always, the other Lisa from the season I'm thinking of with Usman, like her son too was so normal.

He was like so good looking to normal. He was like, mom, what are you doing? Like, what are you doing with this guy? Like, and it's just so crazy. These parents, I think, you know.

It's wild. lose their marbles. Also, Lisa, I have to tell you guys this too. Like, this is, again, me pleading to everyone watch this. Literally the last episode, it just, the cold open to the episode was Lisa, who's in Nigeria, waking up with Daniel and she at the bed. She shit in her sleep. And she said, like, I was trying to get up and I was waking Daniel up and I kept that.

Like, she, like, was just all over the hotel. And that's how we started the episode. She said those Nigerian spices really got to her. Mind you she's been in Nigeria for about two weeks at this point, but it was the most unbelievable TV I've ever seen. Like, I can't believe this is, this programming exists. Like, I'm so thankful. Yeah. I'm so thankful.

What kind? Was it just like a leakage, like a drainage or was it like turds? Nothing was shown, but the way that it was described did sound the, uh, I guess, kind of like, you've never seen bridesmaids, have you? Yes. Okay. Yes. It gives me Melissa McCarthy bridesmaidsmaids. Okay.

the sink, yes. That's kind of the vibe that was getting off. And how did he react? He took it, I guess, fairly well. He said he got all over him. He did say that. Oh, my God. I do think he has a little bit of ulterior motives.

That's just, this is like an epidemic because I follow a TikToker who's like super cute and young and she's like super fit and gorge and blonde. And like she was dating. They're like, okay, I follow like southern TikTokers. So it's like she's from the South and she was dating this other like hot guy. from this off. They're both like super hot. And she finally met in person. They were dating for a while for like a few months and then they broke up.

And he's like, I broke up with her because like, or no, he didn't break up with her. He's like, I stayed with her even though she shit in my bed and I had to clean up her poop. Like I had to wipe her poopy butt. And then she didn't deny it. She's like, well, I would wipe my friend's poopy butt. Like, why is that such a big deal. But I'm just so confused why everyone is pooping the bed.

What is going on? Without a medical condition. Like, obviously if you have something wrong with you, okay. Yeah, but like this is normal health not normal like this you know there's nothing wrong average i don't know is that the average experience not mine thank god but neither i i don't know never done it i've never done it no never not the bed maybe like in the car if you're trying to hold it you're in traffic but like the bed and everyone's doing it with their loved ones with the romantic partners have you brought it up a

not love line because i am intrigued by tana mojo chana mario's take on it because we do know that she's more like, she loves to key over over number two. Yes, they, they definitely like fart on each other. We talked about yesterday because the bunny Blanco,

like, I'm the last person to ask because I was going to say, I was a little concerned when I was thinking about it. I was like, I don't know what that I do not get at. That I do not get at. Oh, they're like, we do it on purpose. We do it to be funny.

No, no ma'am. Yeah, so she might have a different take. She might be like, yeah, I would clean up the poop in his bed. If most of just pooping the bed, I don't know what I do. Maybe get someone to help, I suppose. Get, like a helper in a separate room.

Like, I don't know, I wouldn't, I'm not doing it. Not now, maybe 80 or something, okay. And even then, maybe I'll get like someone to help. He's out of the room, but he's opening something, something came, some delivery came. He even like, as a pet animal, a pet animal, a pet, a caretaker. My cat has like the, they have the automatic litter box, so I never have to deal with it. That's nice. So, but where does it go?

It goes in like a waistband, so you just throw out the waste. Oh, just like evaporated. I wish. Is that anything fun to show? I think it came from Logan. I think it's a Demi Lovato. Oh. New book.

Oh, her cookbook? Oh. Yeah. Play of the time. Patreon. That's a good idea. We need to make an ingredient. We need to find ingredients for next week.

I mean, the main thing is pasta right here. Ooh, she looks quirk. What is she eating? And what's the gimmick of this one? Is it just her favorite? Is it healthy or is it just like? I'm over healthy cookbooks. I want someone just give me the butter.

all of it. Although this is healthy end for it. Oh, okay. Love that little apron. Wow. Recipe for finding freedom with food. Oh, it is your vibe. Emphasize joy over perfection. Focus on one's healing one's relationship with food. Oh, I love. That's amazing. I love what are we making. Where is it? Oh my God, this is so exciting. Oh, the first picture is this chicken. I want to make that. Wow. And then there's cooking with dummy. Oh gosh. She looks gorgeous. I want a cookbook. They look so pretty. I mean, I can't cook. You'll have to do the recipes.

I'm putting your post. I'm all being out. Wow, she looks so stunning. It's nice that every recipe, like every recipe, you get to have a picture of yourself. I love that. I know, I need that. This is so pretty. We need to make everything.

I want to get Remy's cookbook, too. I love that everyone's doing cookbooks. I need to do that. Okay, yeah, this really is your vibe. Everything from breakfast to dinner, comfort foods to fast food-inspired favorite, soups to salads, and even sweet treats. Look at those sandwiches the way they wrap. This is your sandwiches.

This is what I make you every weekend. Yes. I love it with the paper on it. Wow. I'm so excited to make these. All right. Done and done. One plate at a time.

Yeah. Oh, that looks delish. God, whoever photographs, those are beautiful. All right. That looks amazing. That was exciting. That was the delivery. People like the unboxing on the show.

I know. We always get to the unboxing life. That is fun. Oh, make sure you do. you look because the last your package is coming but it's for you so make sure you we missed it yesterday oh that's what the note was yeah sometimes they just don't ring the bell so ring my what is that did you hear that song is like for manifest what is that someone told me something it's like well they said that if you listen to that song you get like good vibes good

energy and if you listen to the food song i saw it on a ticta i know but maybe i mean growing up we used to hear that song on the radio because it means you're going to get money or something i think they just talked about something about in the rhythm of the song and the song itself like something i was singing for everyone watching so everyone gets money you can ring my bell ring my bell i like that i like most little beatboxing in there ring my bell ring my bell Um, I love that. I love it so much. Um, thanks,

thanks, Demi, thanks, Logan. That was great. That was fun. Well, you know,

kind of related, I suppose. Um, there was an article that talked about the gift bag for the Oscars this year since the Oscars are Sunday. Now, to preface, this is the unofficial Oscars gift bag.

So I think it's probably one of those ones that's like in the gifting suite. Okay. Yeah. So like every time there's like an award. show like the weekend of it there's usually a room or something near where they uh award is going to be held that has like all these free that people can just like come up and they take photos the celebrities will take photos with that and then you get it for free basically i want to be invited to that how come we don't get invited to gifting sweets that i would go to that's crazy i actually don't

even i can't even imagine like you just go and like take a picture next to like a trip to war war and like there you go first class tickets like what that's so insane It is crazy. And last year, just to get you warmed up, last year was worth six figures and also included liposuction. Isn't that crazy? That's crazy, but I'll take it. What did they get a picture next to? The machine?

Yeah, I guess. Or just the surgeon, I suppose. Before and after. That is, that's wild. But I'll take it. So the 2026 gift bag includes a custom pre-up. Those are expensive. A trip to Sri Lanka

And that is considered the Hermes of America Which is very specific Come out of retirement And try the Hermes of it Would you ever just try a little or you think it's a gateway back to the To the drug? I don't know what it is. No, I could

But I think when you don't do it for a long time And then you do it, it hits you so hard That they can see the situation Like definitely not in a place like that. Would you do it for free? If you're in the Gifting Suite, are you grabbing it? I'll take it. You'll take the photo next year.

Like, I have some things stashed away, but I don't... Oh, where is that stashed? But I'm not... I just find out things about you through the podcast. He's like, I have things. The gloves. The gloves are the gateway. I got... I want the Arama's a...

I don't even smoke, but that sounds fun. So there's different categories. There's one category that's travel and luxury experiences, and the options are a stay-at-a-9-million-dollar private villa. in Costa Rica. Okay. It includes a concierge, chef, and a driver. A villa in the Arctic.

And Lapland with a northern lights viewing experience in the private chef. Sign me up. I want to go to the Arctic so bad. A seven-day wellness retreat in Southern California. It's kind of boring. In comparison to everything else. Well, because we live here.

That's true. But the last one is a 10-day wellness reset in Sri Lanka in a Michelin-recognized resort. 10 days That sounds like a better wellness retreat I'd rather go there Yeah Sri Lanka Okay sign me up for that too

They have a sculpt in lift This is now sorry This is the beauty Skincare and Wellness section Okay You have a sculpt and lift Facial Experience Glow recipe

The watermelon toner Okay That you can go to Sephora Not quite up the bar With the other ones But okay Super Goop SBS

Nob nobody wants it Nobody wants goop Nobody wants goop And $400 credit towards DeSoir Spa. Hate all that. Where's the free GLP1? Where's that to Zepertide for life? Okay, now we're getting to services.

Art Lipo. So you get body sculpting liposuction experience with Dr. Thomas Sue. I guess you have to take the photo with him, I'm assuming. Okay. Beverly Hills Dental Arts Smile makeover consultation and teeth whitening. Oh, just the teeth whitening? And I guess the consultation.

What about those veneers? That's where it is. For you veneers, honestly, you might as well throw those in. Yeah, that's what we need. What? Those are lacking a little bit, in my opinion. $25,000 facial rejuvenation procedure from a doctor in New York. I'll take that.

And a custom pre-up agreement created by celebrity divorce attorney James Sexton. Kind of everything. That is kind of fierce. And I guess, yeah, those are the people that probably want the top-notch pre-nup. Yeah. I remember looking at pre-nups because I'm like, you need a pre-naps. I'm like looking. And then I have like no money my bank account.

And the lawyer was like $50,000. Like just a retainer, just a hold for now. And it might be more than that. And I was like, I was like, lady, I'm a million dollars in debt. And she's like, well, I don't know if you need a pre-up. And I was like, oh, period. You got some assets. I know Moses has benign that Chanel birdcage purse.

Come on. He's like. And now we tell my name. That is true. I have my little boo-boo in it. Now we're all together. You're scheming for a Chanel birdcage purse. He's like, that's what I'm in for.

People really do, really are like that, though, huh? I mean, that was that person too, where it's like, I need this pre-nup. But also, and they're like, how much is in your current bank account? I was like, actually, nothing. Literally negative. Literally. So where the other accounts? Yeah.

That's exactly. And it was like so trickering. And I was like, oh, all right. And she charged me $10,000 just for the call. And that's not a joke. I had to like pay the $10,000. And then I went broke. I was like, oh.

I guess if you cosplay as Kim, you could be my lawyer. I would love to be. Yeah. Yeah, the All-Sphere version. I could be. I don't know how people dropped up. You job. You job being my pre-knock.

Like, actually, don't. That's my advice. I just actually don't. No, if you have stuff, yes. They also have food drinks and snacks to the Gifting Suite. Maybe this will guess you. They got posh pretzels. No.

Chocolate chocolate pretzels top with edible gold. Okay, I like that. Luxury tea tasting. We should go pan for gold. Do you know you can do that up in Santa Clarita? I love penning for gold. Oh, you already did it? No, but I see what I watch, like I'll watch videos of people do it.

I didn't know that while we're so aligned. See, we are aligned. Should we do that for a Patreon? It's up in Santa Clarita. No way. I would do it. Okay. Is it pirite?

No. Go in those mountains and get the gold. You can literally buy sack like a bag of sand at Home Depot and pan it for gold and find little flakes. Whoa. Okay. That's fine. Okay.

Let's go do it. Yeah. I was like, because you know, same package ain't like lucky. I was literally like, oh, how can we do stuff for gold? And I said you can pay it for gold. It would work. Anyways, back to the gold. Put on our pretzels.

We can make our own chocolate net pretzels. Yeah. We pay for it and then make our own pretzels. Yeah. That'd be fun. Oh, okay. Patreon, that and the dummy, write it down, add it to the list. You're a good book as, hey, go pan for gold.

And then make gold plate. When you have to source your ingredients, it's to be organic. Well, isn't it like, where's that one? Serendipity in New York has a $1,000 Sunday, and it's literally just like gold flakes on top of a Sunday. Yeah, I was like, that reminds me. Where is Nara Smith? Like, you just remember when I'm saying go source your own ingredients.

I was like, wait, I haven't heard of Nara from Nara Smith in a lot. She's renovating her house. She was unexpected renovations, but she's out there. She's making, what did she make? She made something crazy from scratch. She's been, she's still been making something from scratch. I haven't heard from her. Right.

It's not like you used to see them all the time, like unboxing their takeout Thai food and work. Okay, as long as she's. This is good news, you know. Yeah. Think about. That's what I care about. Kelsey's mom.

Does Lucky still work or he retired? He's still models, yeah. I still see campaigns. I guess whoever books them, honey. I'm sorry. seen him. I just saw a campaign with him recently. I don't forget what it was. It was men's wear something. The photos were black and white. Something I'm not buying, I assume.

I guess he's still good looking, but he's older, huh? Aged a little? Yeah. Yeah. I think they had done at a certain point, male models. No, but male models, you'll see them. Yeah. They leave longer careers. It's hard. It's hard when you're that in between stage, though, where you're not a young boy, but you're also not that distinguished father yet for the Sears catalog, you know. Yeah, I suppose so. But... I think about that often.

I'm like, I wonder what they're going to do. But also the gag is once you become like a name with like enough of a following or whatever, then you... Influencer. Yeah, you're more of like the influencer so that you, they still book you for the influence, you know. So I think he'll still be picking for a while. Yeah. It doesn't make content. I never see him in Norris.

I think for Instagram and stuff, yeah. I want to be the model for diapers because I like love diapers when I was like postpartum. I like lived in them. And it's so great because, like, you bleed for like six weeks after your baby. And you just let that flow. You don't have to have tampons, pads. You just let it flow. And the diapers absorb it.

That's fierce. And babies, too. Babies, it just absorbs. I don't have to worry about anything. Honestly, I want to wear them as an adult. So I really want to do an adult diaper. I know it depends was, like, the gag of it all, but I don't want to try them. Work.

Maybe you can make your own line for, like, adult babies. Also pets. I had to put my dog in a diaper. Oh. Yeah. People like that or they don't? This is a matter of the needs one Well, yeah, she was on her period

So she became a woman Yeah, because we were waiting for her to turn a year Before we spayed her Because they said it would be better for her development They get a period after a year They're one years old? She got it like at eight months Or no

Yeah, actually eight months, yeah I remember because they My mom was very, because it was like right before I went on vacation Like literally the day before I went And I was like I was like petting her And then I saw blood on the floor

and I'm like a panicker. So I'm like, what happened? Like, did she cut herself? And I was like, no, she has nothing. And then it clicked. I was like, she's a woman and then it cried. After eight months, the dog's a woman? Jeez.

Oh, cried happy tears? Are we like, oh, no? I was emotional. I literally was like my child, like became a woman. Like, I wasn't ready for it emotionally. Because I read that it becomes like later for golden retrievers. Yeah. Yeah.

That seems early. Okay. Yeah, she just. How did you get rid of it? The dog. Yeah, the period. Get rid of the dog. They just got to go through it.

And it lasts like two weeks. So she was bleeding for like two weeks. But then you said you get a fix. What does that mean? Oh yeah. You got her, she got spayed. What's that? Is that controversial?

No, you're supposed to. Oh, okay. What does it entail? But she probably doesn't go through the cycle anymore. Yeah. I want that. That's what I'm asking. I need to know what they do.

Can you spade a human? I don't know what it includes you now. I mean, if you take the whole uterus. Yeah. Yeah, but doing something that doesn't involve that because you didn't take her uterus out, Did you? I don't know if they used to do that when I was younger, I think. Now I think it's less like intense.

You have to figure that out. They just, they just snip the balls. I know that, but yeah. Jesus. Yeah, which I only have girl dogs because animal testes really gross me out. Like when I see a dog that's like an adult with like big balls swang in. I'm like, it makes me a little sick. It gives me a little notch too.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I love that. I don't want to get rid of my period. They really need to figure out something. I'm gonna get my tubes out. We thought, I thought, well, I was like, maybe my period's gonna stop.

I was like, no. And I was like, what the hell? Like, what does that mean? I can't get pregnant, but I can stop? A period? Yeah, I guess the menopause, honey, that's the way you got to look forward to. No, well, that's what he said. I was like, well, then you go into menopause.

And I was like, well, that's probably fine. He's like, mm, but then you don't have a no sex drive and you get dry and it's awful. And you're like, get away from me. I know, I know. So I'm like, I know. So I'm maybe I'm a little too young for that. So I was like, well, he's like, it kind of like hurt. You'll be like dry and you just can't have sex.

And I'm like, oh, I know. The period it is. It's hard for women. My God. It really kind of is. Periods are actually the worst. I had one in like three years and I'm like, I hate it so much. It is terrible, but I would have loved to get a spayed.

Spaded. What did you get spayed? What did you call it? You get neutered or for boy? What's a girl? Spade. Okay, I'm going to get spayed. Yeah.

I guess you ever use a diva cup? I like the name the divacaw. What is a diva? I haven't heard of it. You know what to do? Please message me and let me know how it works. You don't know? I don't know.

I know how it works. Like you bleed into the cup instead. But I don't understand. Like the cup's in you? Yeah, you still have to empty it. But how long does it last? Because I had one kind of,

I try one for a sponsor. I think it was called flex. And I think it held your blood in there for like 12 hours. That's kind of the tea on the diva cups, I think. I don't know if I love the name. I think diva cup is like the fear. I'm kind of sad someone took it already. Because like if I would to come out with a product,

I would call it diva cup. Divacup is great. I do like diva cop. Right? But I don't like the idea of holding blood up in there for 12 hours. Just let it flown naturally into a diaper, which is why I'm going to be the face of diapers because... What's your diaper lying in to be cold?

Oh, gosh. You can't really put Trish into a diaper. That's why I stopped myself. Yeah. Oof. I'll think of a fun name. We'll come out. Even there's a pre-existing diaper.

Deva diaper is good. Even for postpartum, they made a diaper with like a little lace on it. They had like a little black lace. yeah I love it and then you just throw them out after like each of use out done

it's kind of like giving the skims approach to diapers oh it's Kim Kim Noel do not even think about it honey because I'm clocky She will

They're working on it right now Oh my God Okay first of all I'm okay with it If I give me the face of it I want to model it Skims diapers You need to trademark

Your diapers now That is so brilliant That is so I know She's going to be cooking that up with a quickness, a tight turnaround on the skin. It just helps so many people. Obviously, people who can't control their bladder,

women of a certain age, postpartum women. Also women who are just lazy, we do enough. Why do we have to go to the bathroom on top of that? I just want to pee it out. It's great. It absorbs and change it, yeah, maybe once a day, twice a day. On New Year's if you're in Times Square. Yeah.

Come on. Concerts. Like, Coachella? One piece? You know? Like, yes. President. Did he pee himself lately?

I'm confused. of this reference. You know, okay. Does anyone know what Moses is talking about? I swear everyone's like, oh, Tricia's always so mad at Moses. Because what do you mean? This is a different person? I'm like, who's here?

Who's this person? It's so crazy. And then afterwards it was. I didn't know that was happening. I didn't either. I don't know if this is common knowledge. But okay. What else is in that?

Then they get big for the askers. How do we get this? I want this swag bag. I know. I used to live with like the photos. I don't know if people still do those photo ops anymore. Like at least like they used to be on getting images all the time. But.

Ooh, you know we love. I remember the cast of Glee. Like a Chris Colfer at the gift of me to be. It was always fierce. Where did Chris? Oh, he's been making books. That's what he's doing.

Yeah. Chris Colfer. And he's like really fit. He's like really muscular. Who else got really muscular? Corny and Gray. Who's that? He's a singer.

He's Olivia, friends with Olivia Rodrigo. Jake Shane. Yes, he has been at that aloe jam. I mean, he has Glenn Powell in his pocket. He's in Glenn Powell's pocket, I guess. I just don't understand. Love Jake Shane. This is no Jake Shane hate.

But like, is he a plant? Because he's like next to Rob getting the burkin from traders. And you're just like, but what is? He is everywhere all that once. Yeah, I don't understand. I really don't understand. Like, love and funny, of course, so popular. But like, but how are you a plant?

Some people are just there in the soul. There's social spheres. Where did he start? Like his best friend? Nicole. I mean, like if that's your best friend, that's the world you're living in.

Yeah, but now you're everybody's best friend because you have one famous friend. Your best friends with a famous person doesn't mean you're every A-Lister's friend. No, but since then in the last, since we started the podcast, he's been doing kind of the same.

He's been become a media person. Yeah. Like it's not anymore. But a lot of people have and they just don't, there's not everywhere, everywhere. But he seems to be super nice. good work ethics.

Like he has what it takes to actually carry it through. Yeah, but physically he's one person. I'm talking like cloning, okay? Selena Gomez is a clone. Jim Carrey's a clone, but there's no Jake Shane is a clone. And you don't know that. And you don't know that? Who wears diapers?

Anyway, so anyway. So maybe it was cloned. Maybe he is AI. Maybe he's not even really there. I love him, but he is going to be at the vanity fair. He's hosting the vanity fair after party for the Oscars on the red carpet. That makes sense. That makes sense.

love it but like wow how are you doing all of this physically you're literally one person he posted a video photo the other day he's like remember when i was ugly i was like oh and it's him on the getty image it like a getty image of him jake Shane don't say that about yourself he didn't blow up though he did like he does look different let me see he does look different look cutey before but it was like cutie quirky could play like see more in little chopper horse this is like giving now he's giving buff daddy house made too you know he looks like he looks like he looks like he looks like look good he looked cute but very different jakey sheen is too white of a name because i look it up on gettie and so many different white people really that's so funny yeah that's why we need we do need

new names with the generation alphas and betas out there but when you're young no kids famous you can book your schedule as much as you want so some people are just like on the go they can do three things in one day i just think it's only 24 hours in a day yeah but some people love that they just want to be constantly busy. Yeah, and he's working out alo, and he's getting a six-pack. Yeah, Allo is where it's at, though, because that's where he started working on with Glenn Powell and Tate McCray, and then it all kind of escalated from there. I've been working out now, and I still don't get the invite, but I've been trying.

I'm squeezing in largest. I don't think he was ever, I mean, yeah, I guess, you know, the money will make you, like, a little more attractive for sure, but I think he was ugly. Saying, like, remember when I was ugly is crazy. he captured it not me I didn't say it but you're just a messenger honey I am just the messenger

I like him I just I'm always puzzled puzzled but funny he's funny he's not like Bobby Altaffa words like I don't get it Jake Shane he's obviously funny and talented

Yeah he's sweet He never hear He's very sweet Bad news about Jake change No he's always excited For life I've seen twice and he's always excited Wicked and Ben Platt

So again at the most random places What do you mean you're at Wicked? I guess that makes sense. Probably a lot of crossover there. Kind of everywhere, that's for sure. And he definitely, he got a stylist for sure. Because his fashion choices did puzzle me a few years ago. I will say that.

He always dressed, he dressed just like how I would dress as someone with, you know, no access to nice things. Like, he dressed just like a regular person. But now he has things that actually, like, fit him and, like, are tailored to him. And that goes a long way. That's true. Getting things tailored to you, especially when you're like a petite person,

will really have you look in tears. Yes. We should do that for a patron, hiring a stylist. Great idea. I'm so curious, but like, we probably are not dressing for ourselves.

Yes. I would love, actually. I know. I always think about that. I'm like, maybe I should get, oh, we know Jared.

Maybe he would do it. You're so right. Yeah. Just for, I mean, we'll pay them. But like, obviously, like,

maybe do three looks. Just to see. Yeah. What should be a podcast look, a casual look, and like going out. A vet look. When we host the Vanity Fair. Yeah. Yeah, we have no event.

But maybe once we do, we can hire him to dress us for it. Maybe. That is weird. Yeah. Let's get into it. Love him. I know. I know.

I like the idea of a stylist. I do get a little shy to like pull the trigger on it. But can you use that phrase anymore? Pull the trigger. That seems a little. I think you can. Pro gun or something. I love that.

say anything. A lot of things have triggers. I have triggers. There's so many triggers. What else has triggers? Warnings. No, that is a warning. A trigger warning.

It's not a warning for gun trigger. Oh, my gosh. Anyways. There's more Timothy Shalamee ballet and Oprah backlash. Oh, all together. I changed my mind on this, actually. I think it's just joke I think it's fine

Honestly people were right I saw a TikTok and it's like This is why nothing's funny anymore Because people can't joke And like I don't think he was necessarily joking But like who cares It's an actor

Like why do we care so much When he says about ballet If it was like a professional ballet person I'd be like okay yeah you know But it's him It's like I think because he's an artist And an artist who takes himself seriously That like to be dismissive

about another art is what offended a lot of people. But that's what I'm saying. That's why we're taking this guy seriously. Like he takes himself seriously and it's like, you're really won't come. You know what I mean? It's like, we're not, we're not caring what you think. You know what I mean? So that's the end of the end of the end of it's kind of like, oh, who cares?

Like it's whatever. I don't know why I got so mad about it because I was like, you know, who cares? He doesn't know. He doesn't have taste besides Kylie. But of course. Someone was saying that. Someone, oh, I saw this. It's so funny how no one says like the reverse when a guy is like, not like a clout

chaser, but like when he like levels up with like a girlfriend, like no one says anything about like, oh, you know what I'm saying? Like if it's like a female with like a male that's like making more money and a billionaire, everyone's like, oh, like, Alex Earl, for instance, when she was like, you know, now with Tom Brady and oh, he, she's leveling up or something. No one ever says that about like Timothy with Kylie. Like obviously like that's like the prize and he like, I don't even know if he was with anyone before. But like no one talks about him like leveling up. Everyone just thinks of them as equals and they're just not. Like she's definitely like the billionaire goddess. People were mad at

Timmy. They thought he was lowering to be with a reality star. Club Shelby? Like that's the only one. Like who else was thinking that? You know what I mean? Like everyone, no, he's like, no, he's love.

You'd be surprised. A lot of people really take him seriously as an artist. I would like to meet one person. Like who? They're out there. Let me tell you. They're out there for sure.

The one where he's making an alarmie hammer. I just saw that the other day. I don't know if this is giving artisteced. I feel like, oh, you kiss a guy in a film and you're like, wow so brave you know it's like who's the hunchback the mountain what's the you know what I'm talking about the hunchback mountain what is that one brook that one yes with the two straight guys and then everyone's like praise them so much and it's like yeah it's a good movie and there's a

good message by it but it's also it's you know like anyone you know other people could have played that role you know like it's like we applaud them why because oh you're brave for being like gay when you're not I don't know you know what I mean like it was giving that when I was watching call me by calling me name yeah I just saw the clip I didn't watch the whole movie but I was like but You know, it's not giving. What do you call him a hunchback? Brokeback is giving more motion.

That one was giving, I don't know what I'm watching. They're just like on a mountain kissing. And I was like, oh, not the, not the broke back the. Call me by your name. Got it, got it. I don't know. Do you think Tim, we like him. He's a gag for sure.

But do you think he's like, he's not. What I see is that, you know, people reduce the Kardashian to be a reality TV sensation. And when you come from the movie world, they're like, we're actors. And they look at TV. reality TV is trash, but they forget that this is a billionaire business woman that is so much more than the reality TV, and they're actually a really smart people. That's what I'm saying. I'm saying he leveled up, but everyone's saying he... Right. So, right. So I'm saying like it's an automatically knee-jerk reaction when you hear

Kardashian to put them down and to think of it as trash when it's reality the opposite. They're an empire and they're smart and they're billionaires. They're like the most influential people in the whole world. And they built it on top of something like reality TV. So I have to be super smart to do something, to go from trashy to and building something out of nothing and just like it is like amazing. But it is if you're in the art world

which is very snobby towards things like reality TV to them that's trash so that's where it comes from. I don't know. That's what I'm saying. I don't even think it's the art world. I think it's just like people online

it's like no offense to the club chalmy I keep saying that because that's only one I know but people like a club chalme that are just behind you know the keyboards they're not even in the art world because your art world is very distinguished and you know they love me. They're very much like oh

she's an art. Because they met you and they know you. But without that, they would not feel that way. I feel like when I have frustrated with Moses, like, why are you doing a KFC and a pink rolls race? And I like, we get it now. Performance. Yeah.

And I feel like that was similar for. So you changed their minds. Yeah. Same thing with Kylie. She would change people minds once you sit with her and you talk to her. If you're lucky to sit with talk to her. Or even when you see her in the moment. Yeah.

Did you watch it? I saw the clip of Kylie and Charlie in the moment. And damn. Actor. I may get crucified for this. And you know what? Get that wood right now because I think Kylie is going to win an Oscar before Timothy Chalame. That's just my opinion as someone who doesn't really care about, you know, prestige film.

Kylie really is. She's a natural actress. She really is. A-24. She does. She was so good. like so subtle like I love Kim I'm a Kim apologist forever but you know she gives glam she gives beat she gives Botox right she's not giving what she level like she just gives like one one dimension

but we love like her dimension top peak you know we love that dimension keep giving it my opinion give give us nothing and it's everything yes in your Kim cost I love right Kim can do no right I really do I was like her dad like wow she's so pretty me want to get my implants out and then she had her skims Nike she had the huge boob ah and I now want big boobs again She is just like icon But Kylie, she acts out She really did And she just did an interview that came out today

With Vanity Fair And she talked about how she does want to keep acting She said She wants to do comedy She said that she surprised herself With her comedic acting And you know what She's good

She just has it Maybe the next Barbie movie Brett's Ooh That would be good A real version of Bradts They did a Bratts and it was like not good.

No offense to those little girls. But it was bad. And dare I say, I think if they get a really good, like, writer, like, who's a writer? Like, maybe, like, a... Who's the one that wrote, like, crazy stupid love? I don't know. They wrote, like, a whole bunch of, like, really good rom-coms and stuff. If you got some, a really good, established, prestige comedy writer to write a movie for

Kylie Jenner and Ariana Grande Boutelle. the comic genius would be out of this world. I don't know what that movie. Throwing Jennifer Lawrence in there just for fun. Maybe throwing some pretty carpenter. I don't know. Okay. Well, now we're just... Asker's weird family list.

Family tree, whatever it is. All the girls I stand. That went a little crazy. But Ariana eats. She acts and so is Kylie and I'm seated for that. I see it for sure. I do see Kylie also in like a... Emerald Final movie, you know what I mean?

Kind of like Wuthering Heights T's something like that. I think she's full of surprises. I think people really do like to sh-hirt her, but that's why she wins. She can fund and produce the whole movie yourself if she wanted to. No, she would be so good. She'd have been good in the character of the one that I loved

in the Wuthering Heights. That one. She would have been so good at her. I mean, I like that actress too, but she would have been good. I love Kylie. Ariana was in the news too. I don't know. Is this fake news or is this old news?

I think it's real. The pictures? Did you see the one where... Did you even see? Which one? She invited friends over to watch drag race and this one guy, Franco or whatever, this guy on social media posted pictures of her... He took pictures without her in her apartment.

It's like her and Ethan Slater watching Drag Race. I mean, other people are there, but it's just like... And her like, you haven't seen these? They're like... No. I said that he came with her brother. But that wasn't 100%. Oh, I don't know.

Because who reported on it? A lot of people reported... I saw all the drama channels. Sloan. even one credible not that he's not credible but there's another guy on TikTok that I watched I was saying this is like real

these are real photos no the photos are real because there's a bunch of them throughout the night yeah it's always like her like from afar looking away and people were like pissed he took them without her knowing

like it's pretty you can see that she doesn't know nobody's aware of him and he's just like posting because he's like looking for cloud but then all the comments like this is weird like delete this like

was it recent too because like Ethan's in the picture and people have like a speculator that they broke up well you don't know when he took the pictures he decided to release it now but you don't know when they took it i guess if it's drag race it could be current by guess drayress is always happening yeah he said if there's a picture they can analyze which episode it was or something oh my god i would be i would be pissed i'd be pissed

someone i was like in my house like taking pictures on me like someone i didn't know i mean if it's like oscar or so i don't care but like somebody you don't know right so they have to come with somebody you really know well yeah to get somebody that you really don't know in your house and that's especially like Ariana Grande i feel like she's so private and it's like so weird Yeah, and it's doxing because when you see a picture of an apartment, people can know what apartment building it is. Yes, that's right. It was like a high-rise reflection.

There's a lot of things about it that are just not right. Yeah, I feel like when someone's like so private, it's just like you just know, but like not do that. But I'm with all the Arianators out there, we're all like, this is some bullshit. It's so sad. I'm missing her from award season too. I really feel like she would have brought the looks.

I don't know. It makes me. Thank God we have Tiana Taylor. We never talked about her with her little daughter being her. stylist on the red car but did you ever did you see that uh she was at some award show and her five-year-old was like her stylist like putting out her dress you didn't see and then they came and interviewed her and she like i am ruby what you know i don't know ruby ray or something like that and then she's like she was five and she brought her i was like that's so cute that'd be malibu

for sure yeah i love it yeah i found out slow yeah well i can't verify i just saw it now but that's crazy yeah it was all over my tic-tok i was like Like, not should really be private. Yeah. And then people are like sharing the photos everywhere. I was like, well, now they're just getting everywhere. Everyone's like, this is a huge invasion of privacy. It's like, yeah.

I'm like, all right. You blasting it. Something I didn't even know is how. No, I mean, I think it's fine. It's out there, but I feel like reposting a picture is crazy. It's like, you know what I mean? Everyone's just like, how dare he? And then it's like, no, it's out there and it's scary.

I mean, the reason I do bring it up is because like stop that shit. Because you know what? I saw a TikTok of someone filming me. I hate to like beat this person. But like filming me. like in my car yesterday when we're with our kids and it's like it's just you know I get it if you want to show your friend be like look who I saw whatever I've definitely done that with carrotop okay on a plane but like I think it's just like a little weird when you're just like taking them from far away

and posting it for the whole internet to see because I was like in my car and people were just like I don't know I don't like it I think it's it and I think it's definitely like if you're inside someone's house so I bring it up for awareness to be like hey nobody likes this and I'm someone who loves my picture as I'm someone who loves attention but not when it's like what do you call that secretive yeah sneaky yeah yesterday there was a lot of sneaky people when I was with my kids and I was like just don't be don't be that person I don't know people are so weird because like you know if they come up and I'm by myself if I'm by myself with two kids by the way we'll never stop for a picture because I'm at a park you know there's like weird people everywhere and people still like try and take a

video if I say no and I'm like that's oh so if it's out there I'm saying no it's because I'm with my kids and I think that's like weird and I'm not going to like take my eyes off of him if Moses is not with me or something like that it's weird so yeah the kids you know the kids they run around and in one second you don't pay it like in our lives we pay attention 360 to everything that's happening with them and when somebody else comes into the pictures suddenly start taking your attention away from it that moment something happens and it could be just them running and stumbling and falling it could be anything so for us like we need to be in that full 360 attention to what they're doing because

There's more than one kid. lately people have been getting mad. And I'm like at Target too. I was by myself. It would go too because you were like, and I never. I had both of them. And I'm like,

I don't know. PSA. I'm going to keep talking about it because it's just like, again, I never care if I'm with Moses or whatever. If I'm like, you know, there's other people with me,

fine. But I think I was like carrying literally, Elvis, she was having a tantrum and she's like, like, you know, she's like, whatever, having her tandem because it's nap time.

And we're like, oh, it's nap time. She's just really not well. He's like, oh, it's okay, I'll wait. I'm like, no, no, no. And he did. And I was like, this baby's like throwing yourself, like, off of me. Like, what do you mean?

Anyways, same thing with Ariana. If you're in someone's house, weird. You can. You can take pictures of me in my house. Most people can. If you're at my house, usually I'm like fine. For one videos. That's actually true.

I don't let, wait, what? For picture. Oh, what? Okay. Yes. But I'm knowing that's happening. I mean, it's fine if you do. Anyways, I don't care.

But that is actually, yeah, I would never have someone about. house that I wouldn't. I wouldn't have somewhere in my house. It can happen without you. Let's say in this case, it was her brother. I say your sister is dating someone. She's bringing him over with her. You know what?

But I don't think I'd let him in my house after. Unless, yeah, I think it'd be married. I don't know if I would. Like, you know what I mean? Like, I don't think I would. Like, I don't let people in my house that I wouldn't want to let them take pictures of me. Because like, it's like I would know.

Well, first of all, I'm like social media person. So I don't care if they post it. But I don't think I would let people in my house that I would care if they took a picture of me. wouldn't care. Does that make sense? Like Oscar, Darren, you guys take pictures to me if you wanted. Nobody does. But take pictures of me all day long, you know? But it's like, I guess also growing up as influencers

it's different. Like growing up in like the Shane Drew world, you're just all, everyone's always videoing you, always taking pictures. It's like, let me really gag everyone, me showing that I'm with you where I'm with you like 12 hours a week. We should do that though. Just take a picture of me just hunched over. It's so unexpected. So, I think like influences you just expect people to be taking pictures of you when you're together like this.

With celebrities, like, it's, like, with this too, it's like, not even worth it at all because, like, now you can never be friends with Ariana Grande. Like, you're literally- Or any celebrity. Or anybody, yeah. Yeah, you're always going to be, like, the creepy guy who was taking sneaky picks. Like, if that was me, I would be like, oh, I'm really going to, like, be on my A game. I'm going to be having, like, funny quips. I'm going to be, like, really, like, serving. So she's like, damn, I need this good time guy around me.

So much better that way. Yeah. It's so. Where are my gloves? Come on, heat. Winter is hard, but your groceries don't have to be. This winter, stay warm. Tap the banner to order your groceries online at voila.ca.

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Is he chopped? Is he on? I'm not going to label that, but you did look like an older. Oh. Maybe the late 20s, early 30s. Oh, yeah. I mean, Frankie, if he's friend, too. Allegedly, we don't know if it's Frankie's.

I don't know if it's Frankie's. I don't know if he'd be bringing. True. A chopped person around. But have you heard the news slang? Get cracked? I got cracked. Have you heard that one?

That's crazy, right? Like, mid-cracked. I saw someone's like, oh, they were on a cruise. Like, mid-crack, he went to go watch and watch some birds. Like, what is a crack? Crack is now sex. Crack. It's like, I got cracked last night.

Set for sex? Yeah, you didn't know either? No, I thought... Thank you. Did you know? No, I use it differently. How do you use it? Well, in Fortnite, I was like, oh, I just got cracked.

Like, if my shields got cracked or... Okay, no, that's not it. No, I know. Well, it is in that context, in the game. Well, in the new Gen Z world, getting cracked. I had to go get my back blown out. Like, let's stick to that. Millennial.

Millennial's very... No, everyone was saying, got my back blown out. Yes. I'll be, like, five years of it. ago. I think you had a year ago. No. Sex with somebody that's chopped to get cracked.

Right. Right. Work. I like getting cracked. I like getting cracked. Tanna's back hurt yesterday and she got to go get cracked. And I was like, ha ha ha. Say what?

I was like like, sex. It's like, no. This isn't so much pain. I was like, oh, period. Getting cracked is crazy. These terms, the terms are. crazy. When you do get older, you do just feel old when you hear these terms. You're just like, what do you mean?

I guess it's better than me like, getting fucked. I guess crack is kind of cute. Yeah. I think it's people that didn't live through the crack epidemic. Oh. For them, it's like, you know, it's like, you got cracked. Right, right. Like now it's funny to talk about it.

Yeah. When he used to say, crack is black. Remember that? The Bobby show. You never watched your show? she's like, crack is whack. You remember?

Yeah, from the soup. Joplicant would always use that clip. Crack is whack. Period. Don't do it. Don't smoke it. Well, now, okay, me trying to figure out which transition. I had a transition from the Ariana photos.

Oh. And then I will get back to Timothy at some point. I guess from the photos to Chapo Rhone's photo experience. at Paris Fashion Week. I was talking to most about this too. Yeah. He gave no feedback to me on this though. I do have a lot of feedback about that.

He was saving it. Apparently because he was quiet when I said it yesterday. I was like, oh, okay, nothing, crickets. Well, I think when you told me I haven't seen the video yet. Got it. Okay, work. Yeah, because she is in Paris for Paris Fashion Week, and she flipped the script on some paparazzi and autograph seekers who were following her around Paris,

and she started filming them, and she started filming them, and putting them on blast saying kindly, leave me alone to stop following me and harassing me. And she wanted to show them what it was like. And it was kind of controversial, I guess. Me is kind of what she does. Like, you know, she kind of stands on business. I was like, this is Chavalron.

What do you mean? Like what else was she going to do? Don't film her. Like, you know, like, yeah, just, you know. Yes. Even me, even me on a red carpet, getting full permission from her publicist to interview where I'm still like, is this okay?

as you should because girl has her boundaries and it's like maybe she said okay 10 minutes ago but she doesn't want to do it now so I'm like if this is okay and I will say I do think it is like I mean it's also hard in LA but there's something over there in Paris too because Dua Lippa also had like a viral

experience like this in Paris a couple weeks ago where she was like getting dinner with her boyfriend and it was like the same like fan or I don't even think they were like real fans but they were like following or stalking her to get stuff signed so they could sell it. Oh. And then she's like, please, like, you've been following me all day. Like, just stop.

Like, I don't want, I'm not going to sign anything else. And then they're like, gilting her and be like, but we're such big fans. And, like, they're giving her such a hard time about it. And they're like, just sign it and we'll leave. And she's like, no. And her boyfriend's also like, just leave us alone, go. Her security is there. And then the paparazzi are also like, they're on top of it.

And it's like night. So the flashing, like, they can't even see where they're going. she almost like runs into a pole. Oh my God. So it reminded me of that. Like Dua just kind of went through a similar thing. And like not to be so morbid, but like Princess Diana, Europe, you know, and that's the same thing.

They were just like howling her and chasing her. And it's just like it is scary. Like you push on the street hit by a car. Like all this like they just, they don't care. And they like do whatever. I do. Yeah, maybe European paparazzi are more extreme. And yeah, those people who do, it happens to me very rarely.

But when it does like on tour, like people have like 50 photos. And like I have warned me to manage amazing because I was like security double. of security. He's just like, no more because they'll like literally like will follow you into your van until you like sign every single one. And it's like, I can't have added on their level. Like Paris Fashion Week and like A-list. It's like, yeah, that would be hell annoying. Yeah.

I would definitely be one good thing. I'm not that famous. I would definitely be one pushing the paparazzi. I'd be kicking. I would be like early 2000's low hand for sure. That's like she moved to Dubai. She said it's illegal for paparazzi over there. They can't take a photo of anything. You can't take a photo of anyone else over there. Mm-hmm. Wow. I guess like one good thing about two. Maybe multiple things, but one good thing.

It's so, yeah, that's why when the chapel was during it. I was like, honestly, go off. Because I think people who are like, oh, this is annoying, I think. And this is also, yes, of course I'm biased because I do love her. But even that aside, like, I don't know if people get the scope of like,

they literally, it's like all day they're following her running around with like a picture and markers, you know? And it's like, it's one thing where if it's like at an event, like if it's when they're going to the Tonight Show or they have like a premiere or something, you kind of expect it. And usually everyone, even

though they know it's going to get sold, they still will sign. Yeah. But when you're just like on the street trying to get from like point A to point B. No. Yeah. That's why it's not a fan that's coming to you and having a real conversation with you about, oh, you affected me in this way. I love this.

I love this. This is like solicitors. So like when a solicitor comes to your house and say, okay, no, thank you. And they keep coming and keep coming because they're not asking you. They're not fans. They want money. They're like sign this check, you know. Yeah.

They want money. And first of all, if she turned the camera on me, I would be on her. They'd be like, hey, you know, I'll pose. Are you the paparazzi in this case? I'm just saying, I would not be upset if Chappel started filming me. I was like, that's an honor. But are you hounding her? Are you just you?

I don't know who's upset. Like, I still don't understand who's upset about Chappel doing this. Just people on the internet. Like, people that weren't even there. But the thing is like, you know, if you believe in the freedom of the people on the street filming you, she has the same freedom to do what she wants to do on the street. And I loved it. I loved seeing her just.

something different. Again, unexpected. When a celebrity does something that unexpected, out of the box, they're just being an actual human being. Yeah. I like it. I appreciate it. I'm with it because on just the very tiny scale that I have been on. It's just like with those like things. It is so annoying and you're just trying to move. You're just trying to move along. Even when I've been pregnant out and stuff like that and you're just trying to move along and it's like they won't let you. I think that's like crazy. Just if you say no, no means no like just keep it moving. I don't know. The harassing's crazy.

Those picture people are nuts. You should have like one. or two and that's it. When you have 50? No, I'd be more diabolical than her. I love her. I love that. She is like that. People are always like,

oh, we made the wrong people famous. It's like, no, she's fine. Her fans are fine. We love her. You guys are not fans, so who cares what you have to say? Well, boy George also chimed it on this. Love him. Okay, well, he said,

he had some advice. Did we not love it? No, I think, that's why, it's just a different perspective. So he was like a little bit more critical. He said, he tweeted, in reacting to the video and he said, I've been doing this fame thing for a while

and you learn slowly and painfully that you don't get a free pass once you turn yourself into a bird of paradise. I watched Chapel filming the Papps in Paris and I laughed because I have kicked off at them many times. The trick is to own your fame. Yes, it's annoying at times, but so is being ignored and told you're a husband.

Life is always now and I think Chapel looks great, but cheer up, girl. The world is at your feet. Stop kicking it. It takes so much more time to say no to a picture or a signature. Boundaries are boring. Break them with the magic of kindness. And last year he also commented on her approach to fame with like the red carpet photographers.

And he said when the Libby Rodrigo premiere where she went up to that one photographer and said no. You were there. Witnessing her story being made and tackling and loving every minute. I love that. I have a part of history because like everyone's video. of filming Chapel yellow that one photographer. There's me cackling is saying, I just love her. I was fierce.

Pierce is fierce. Fierce was fierce. Last year, that year he said, I was watching this thing the other day with Chapel Roan saying she won't have photos with fans. I went through periods like that, but now I never ever say no to photograph unless I am on the toilet. So he has a very different perspective. Well, also, it's not the 80s.

You know what I mean? It's very different. Yeah, unless people are asking for that photo. so it's not as invasive. You know, I love him and respect him so much, but I think it's very different for multiple reasons.

I mean, you know, he's just not the famous he was. It's also now, back then, it was, less people had a camera in their hand, but now literally every single person with the phone has, yeah.

And no matter what, like, yeah, people gave trouble such a hard time about, like, talking to the photographers and stuff, having them,

like, not yell at her. But Clock it, The photographers are really quiet when she's around. They're so quiet now. I wish I had behind the scenes of ours. It was so quiet, so calm. It was great because it was so chaotic.

And then Chapel came and it was just her. It was just her on the carpet. There's like three photographers and me. I'm like, everything was quiet. Is this okay? Literally. Because everyone's like, oh, she wasn't like so excited to see you. And I go, oh, and I was just like, because she's just a chill.

She's just chill. She's like, I'm here to just serve looks. And that's it. And I was like, love that so much. Yeah, because she did, um, the rock and roll hall of fame. She did that red carpet. And in the video, before she came on, I think this got posted somewhere, but the publicist for the event came out and was like, told the photographers, okay, Chaperone just arrived.

Do not yell at her or she will leave. And they were quiet as a mouse, honey. They were so quiet. Yes. And some people should have boundaries because, like, maybe you love name boy, George. Maybe Kim Kardashian left the paparazzi, but it's like, Not everyone has loved that part of fame. They want to make music and they want to do that for a living and perform for large crowds.

Okay, the paparazzi isn't part of the deal. Your fans are part of the deal, but not the paparazzi. It's like so, and her fans know, I feel like fans, no. That's when we know, not to bring it back to me, but that's when we know they're not real fans. Because when someone's, one guy's like, I'm your biggest fan. I'm like, you're my biggest fan. You and no, I don't love one. Like, I'm holding my kids that people come up for pictures and he's the one that waited.

You know what you mean? And it's like, no, you're not. You know, so I think the chapel fans, they know, they know, to not harassing. And, you know, if you can't help yourself and you need a picture knowing that she doesn't, I guess, go for it. But like for me personally, knowing Chappell just doesn't love that, even as an interviewer, I'm still very much like, I got permission to interview her. It's still very much like, is this okay? Because it's just like some people have like really hardcore boundaries. You have no idea why they are there, but it doesn't matter.

And then there's some people, yeah, that don't care, you know, you do whatever. But I don't know, people, I feel her on this one. And I love Chappell. And the people who don't get it, it's like, it's not for you. Yeah. For you to get. And she is shaking the table and, I don't know, changing the status quo a bit, but it is, it is working. It has that trickle down.

Yeah. And at the Grammys, too, when Sabrina Carpenter was doing photos, she's like, hey, everybody. And she was, like, wow, you guys are really quiet this year. And then her publicists were like, chapel. She's like, damn, she really whipped them in a shape. Yeah. I was like, even Sabrina was gagged. Yeah, yeah.

Like, come. Like, what? We love it. It gets too rowdy out there. If there's one person's going to stand up, it's going to be chapel room. Yeah. What did she do? What did she do with her finger?

God, what? Oh, yeah. She was like, oh, yeah, she was posing. She went, uh, you. And then she walked up. You were so mean to me at the Grammy's party last year. No, it was you. I didn't forget.

And then she went back, I will pose, not for you. And I was like. I love her. I love her. It is fierce. I'm sorry. She was intimidating, but I love it. I'm like, oh, it is so fierce.

She gives me dry. Like, that's how a drag queen would act. Like, I imagine, like, someone did, like, on your nerve or plain Jane. Like, if someone was, like, rude to them, like, they would be like, uh, and clock it. And that's fierce to me. That's fierce. Mm-hmm. It is so freaking.

I live for it. I live for it, too. And it's, like, literally Papa Rotsie other reason, like, from staying and I died. And so it's like, I would also be scared at that level. Brittany, like, she doesn't, like, leave the house because Pop Rott's, is circling Britney Spears's house. she got a DUI. Was it a DUI? She got arrested.

Technically, it was a DUI, yes. Okay, she got a DUI. I think they were following her for an hour. Like, there was something. Somebody was following her for an hour. Literally off her exit. Literally, because it's in Ventura County, so I was like trying to see it.

It was like literally right off her exit. And anyways, the whole point, and it's, and obviously that's sad and it's awful and that's a horrible thing. And obviously, like, I love her any more than anything and hope she, like, gets help. But, like, the fact that, like, paparazzi are, like, circling, like, it's like a helicopter, circling your house. right now, which is like, so insane. There's like people being accused of being like criminals, you know, and there's no

helicopter circling like P. Diddy's house. There's no helicopters circling like all these other people being accused of stuff. It's like Britney. And it's like, it's just so weird to me. And it's like, yeah, they make you go crazy. It makes you go crazy. It makes you go nuts. I think Britney is the prime example of paparazzi, like pushing it too far and like taking

over the edge. I mean, she, you know, she seems to have issues with fame and people and obviously for a reason. You know, it's like, she wasn't always like that. You look back and be like, she used to love the camera and people. It's like, yeah, before people became weird and harass her. And like, there's helicopters circling her house now for a DUI, which is questionable. Because, like, as people were saying, it's like her limit wasn't technically. Yeah, she's below.

Yeah. So what? Like, it doesn't make sense. That's the whole conspiracy. But it's just they treat women very differently how they treat men. There's men out there like a Kanye that maybe we should be circling his house. You know what I mean? Like, you know what I mean?

There's so many things. And it's like Brinney is the one that's, it's, it's, it's actually wild. Anyways, we, uh, we Stan Chapel, hate the paparazzi's. Well, I feel like it just like, some people just cross in line. Yeah. I think they're, they have a job to do and they obviously like paparazzi can work to your advantage as we see Donna Kelsey with the paparazzi walk from running as a block. Like it can definitely be fierce with the paparazzi.

Your paparazzi moment when you're carrying like 10 boxes outside of FedEx. Like that's. amazing. I live for that content. That was not staged. It was not staged. I don't know how that happened or where that person was, but that was everything. See, so sometimes, like, it is really fierce.

I think, like, when you just cross boundaries and, like, invade personal space and you do really sneaky things to do the job, you know, like when you do your job unethically, I think that's when it kind of becomes the problem. Yeah. You know, so. I think you'll probably burn in health. Okay. I think you will. I think you will. burning hell.

For real. What do you mean you're going to like not respect someone's boundaries for a buck? You know my favorite Britney Britney paparazzi moment though? Tell me. I love discussing this. When she said the paparazzi

were like editing and I do believe her to be honest she said they were altering her photos to look fatter and then when she reposed it she said they definitely edited these photos. I looked skinny as a needle. Love it.

I love it. Skinny as neat. That's how I'm feeling. That's my manifestation. Instead of me like here's what I eat as a fatty like a lot of TikTokers do that. I'm going to be like,

here's why you get a skinny girl. I'm just going to manifest being skinny because like honestly that's what you got to say and she was skinny as a needle. She's always has been. Britney, yeah,

I do love that moment. There's a lot of great Britney paparazzi moments and she's beautiful. Yeah, some sinister but some kind of fierce as well. Yeah. It just depends.

It is a spectrum, I suppose. I guess back to Timothy Chalamey. I don't know. We had more news. Yeah. Well, we went from Timmy. to Kylie pretty quickly. In that same interview,

the Vanity Fair interview, Kylie did say that she wants more kids. So having kids with Timmy. Oh, that would be cute. I think that's what he should do. He should be like a stay-at-home dad. I feel like that'd be cute for him.

As Kylie's career, acting career takes off. Yes. Yeah, just give, yeah, you take an acting hiatus. Yes. Let people miss you. Because he does do like one critically acclaimed movie at year at this point. And he gets like, does the awards campaign.

Let's take a couple years off. Like, Kylie. Yes. Do the acting. Yeah, let's like, let's rotate. Let's rotate. Amamed is it for Ryan Gosling? Yes, exactly.

So I think we need to see less Timmy. We love him, but stay home dad would be great. He's just a little break, a little break. Yeah. See Kylie do the main. I, that would be, she would have been good in the beauty. That one with Ashton Coucher. Oh, yeah.

And Bella Hadid. Yes. And who's the one that's married to Beckham? Peltz. Oh, she in it? Nicola Peltz? Yeah. Oh, I didn't know.

She's the beauty. She's the beauty version, like the one the old lady, takes the beauty shot. Well, she didn't take it. The son's forced on her. Ashton her, Ash and Ash and Coucher was her husband and forced on her. Ashton was also old dungly. And then that's the beauty. Ashton Coucher's the beauty. He's the after. Oh, wow. Yeah. Why did they, what? That's a little crazy. That's a little crazy. Right? Well, in that too. They could have like a lucky, not Ashton Coucher.

Do they also make Ben Platt the before? Is he the before? Is he the after? Oh, I don't know. I missed that episode with him and Megan Trainers. I think he was the last episode I saw clips on oh I saw a clip on Twitter where like they showed the same character like the before taking the shot was Ben Platt and then they showed the guy after was really hot

but Ben Platt is not ugly either so I was like that's also crazy He's also like young and cute yeah weird that's wild to be castor for I and where we're showing here actually you're gonna be the the uh-go yeah but that would actually be crazy

that Ben Platt was before and actual culture is after I'd be like and then Ashton Coucher's wife, the after was Nicola Peltz. And I was like, they don't match. This is an old man with a lot of work and a young, beautiful woman. It was very odd.

It was weird. Also, they just copied the substance, right? They just knocked it off. Yeah, but I mean, pretty much nearly exactly, allegedly. But now we're going to get Ashton Coucher to do this. Weird because of the Demi Moore gag of it all. It may be. Yeah.

It was okay. I didn't watch the full show. I just watched clips. I'm not a Ryan Murphy hater. I would love to be in a Ryan Murphy show. but sounds like that was a knockoff. I don't really like All's Fair either. I really try to get into it.

I don't like him, but I don't really... I do want to watch Love Story at some point. I used to... Oh, we should put that on our list. I want to watch it, too. You know anything about JFK Jr.? I said this on Flopcast, so I apologies for reviewing this. Is it out?

Flopcast. It's out on Friday. But the plane... Check it out. Their plane did go down on my birthday. They did it out at my birthday dinner, unfortunately. Who's plane? J.F.K.

juniors, right? Oh, yes. Because the plane went down July 16th, my birthday, so 14th. And I just remember vividly, I forget how old. Were you alive? Was that alive? I don't remember them at all

when I was a little kid. You remember them? I just remember, okay, 1999. July 16, 1999. Okay, so I turned 7, the way I remember this. I remember thinking it was like, this was pre-9-11, so I don't know what I thought. But I remember thinking like the plane,

it was like a, purpose thing. Like the plane was going to like hit our house or something. Oh, JFK's plane? Yeah, because I remember my parents had it on the news that this plane went as missing or going down or whatever.

And it was my birthday party where like my cousins were coming over. And I obviously was already a very anxious kid, a girl phobic kid. So I remember thinking the plane was going to hit our house or something. So that is why it's a little hard for me to watch Love Story, but I think I will still watch. A little triggering. Because everyone is really into it. Everyone's really into it. I know.

nothing about them other than the plain and I guess he dated Darry Hannah. That's what I'm hearing too. I know nothing about. I, because I kept seeing the headlines about like they didn't like the portrayal Darrell Hannah. I thought Darrell Hannah was like the guy who did all the nature stuff.

Darrell Hannah. That is somebody. Another, someone who the last name Hannah. Jack Hannah. I think you're right. No relation to probably Darrell Hannah. Darrell Hannah is from Splash and Kill Bill. You are still right.

it is Jack Hanna. Wow. I was thinking of. I was like, why is the animal guy weighing in a love story so hard? Is he alive? Is Jack Hanna still alive? Daryl Hannah's still alive.

I guess because she was dating him and he was like in love with her and... He is still alive, yeah. Well, I'd like to hear his thoughts too. Yeah, I do want to see it. I like watching stuff about people I don't know anything about because then I get like invested and I make a joke. Because I think he was a big deal.

I don't remember him at all. And he said 99, so I was 11. I don't know how I don't remember him. I guess I blocked out a lot of things in childhood. But I don't remember this at all. I don't remember the plane. I don't remember him. I just remember the plane.

Yeah. I know Carolyn Bissette was also a big deal for sure. That was his wife? Yes, who went down in that plane as well. And she hated paparazzi too. That's what I keep hearing. Yeah. But now,

TikTok is crazy because everyone is living for Carolyn Bess at Kennedy now and trying to get hair like her and wear the same clothes as her. Like at the headband. It is like a whole trend now to dress. like her. I mean, no disrespect, but a little basic, right? Like, you just blonde, just some straight hair. I was thinking, too.

I'm using people, like, try to, like, wash their hair to get it, like, all thick and shiny like hers. But I'm like, I think that's just like good hair, period, in general. I don't know. That's not a, but Diana, yes. Her, I'm not getting those vibes. I don't know, but. Fierce is fierce, I suppose.

But, yeah, very interesting. That one I don't get. Yeah, but maybe when we watch it, we'll change. They look like them. the people look like them. They do, yeah. And what's his name? The actor, Paul, I think his name is.

Paul Anthony Kelly. That Ryan Murphy, that Ryan Murphy will find a hot straight guy and turn him out. Like, you'll become the next big thing. So, yeah, I do. I agree with that. Yeah, he found David Gorge what. Mm-hmm. I like Ryan Murphy, I think.

He should cast him as to Morrison in something that's not glee. He should cast him in the next one. Give him a. The before. The beauty season two, he'll be the before. No, it probably be the after. Fashion Cochner's the after. Matthew Morrison probably be the after.

Actually, he would be a good before, but who would be a good Matthew Morrison after? See, Tia, I would think he used the before, then Ben Platt is the after. Right, right. It should be that way. That's he crazy of Ben Plas. I got to look at that now. Was Megan Traynor the before? Maybe.

I saw, like, I literally remember seeing the side by side because the actor that plays the after was really hot. And I don't know what else he's been in. Oh, my God. But Joe's what I was like. thirsty for him. I know that. Oh, I wonder if he was one of the sons. Yeah, I don't really know the scope of it. I didn't watch it, but maybe I should. It's a little horrory though. I don't know if I could stomach it. Yeah, I think he is the before. Oh my God, that's crazy. That's so wild. Damn, I googled Manny the beauty because that's the character name and Mani, M-U-A comes up.

Yeah, okay, Isaac Powell is the after and Ben Platt is the before. That is crazy. Yeah. That's crazy. That's wild. Damn. Ben Platt, I think you are the beauty. I think that's insane. I think that's what he was shooting when he did my Broadway show. Oh, that makes sense. He's like, I remember he came and he couldn't go to this.

He came to rehearsal the day before we couldn't come to sound check. He's like, yeah, I was filming a new Ryan Murphy horror show. And maybe that like really set him off because now he's really, he's pretty buff. Yeah. It will take one person calling you ugly to be like, okay. He's like, yeah, I'm getting typecast as the before. Let me go. Let me live some ways.

When everyone else is like so old and ugly and it's like and they put prosthetics in him and just like it's just. Yeah, I would. Yeah, it might. It might inspire. That is that always would happen. I think Megan Trainor too. I think people like refer to her as like the big girl or like this and it probably like center into like I need to be as. Probably a lot of people as skinny as possible.

It is crazy though how like I wonder how people decide who's who's okay to take Ozempic and look hot versus who takes Osempic and looks scary. Because like Barbie Ferrer got a lot of like praise. She was at Paris Fashion Week. And everyone's like, oh my God, the glow up of the century. And obviously got really skinny. I don't know if she's talked about JLP 1, but obviously got really skinny. But then like a Kelly Osborne, for instance, obviously she should take it to the extreme. But like even when she first started losing weight, everyone's like, oh, she looks scary, even like a year ago.

I think it just depends on how the results take shape. You know what I mean? Like if you look even hotter, then they'll be like, oh, wow. But if you look, it depends on, it honestly just depends on your own. Because Barbie already so gorgeous and like just a gorgeous model-esque face. So I would say Megan Trainor looks. She doesn't look scary, but everyone's like, ugh,

she looked better like before. I feel like no one's praising her weight loss. I feel like people more judgy. I think because she is not like, she's not like, she doesn't have like the model-esque like features or whatever. Like she looks gorgeous and she. Gagget,

I feel like when people look too much like a regular. person. Like her, I don't know. Like she just, it looks like a normal girl. Yeah. Um, um,

giving. Yeah. And people are just hard. Like, when you don't look like the pop star or whatever, people are just going to be harder on you. But doesn't she look more like a pop star or not? She's skinny.

I still like the style, the branding, the aesthetic. I see. You know what I mean? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

That's true. Barbie was giving fashion model. She was like dressed in like a tour. Yeah. So it just depends on like. She's great. Yeah. Yeah, she did like, do you say that.

Barney is always, she's like the most gorgeous person throughout, like, her face is just like undeniable. Yeah, she was always like pretty. I always had that on Euphoria too. I was like, she's very pretty. Doja Cat did issue a statement after deleting her Timothy Shalamee video. This was my update that I kept putting on. She did say that she felt like doing an apology video because basically she just wanted to like jump in on it and be a part of it. She said she doesn't know anything about opera and ballet.

She's not a professional dancer Has never even seen the ballet or opera But she took it upon herself To stick it to Timothy Shalame Because of the outrage And she wanted to like be a part of it Yeah, me Just be a part of the discourse somehow

She really just wanted to jump in She's like even though like I wasn't personally invested I just like wanted to feel like I was in on it That is so funny So I jumped in And I wanted to like look like the hero I think that was me on Tuesday's episode because now I'm kind of like, I guess right.

It is kind of dying. I think that's all he was saying. It's like dying and he doesn't want to be a part of it. What Moses said, I think I was just not listening. Yeah, my thing with him is I think the sentiment does, like, it's a sensible thing to say as far as like it's just less mainstream and like less financially successful, I guess, than like blockbuster movies. Yeah.

Yeah, we got him. But I think his tone and the way he said it and also like his antics during the market. Supreme Press store where he also was kind of annoying. Like the delivery could have been just like a lot better. Because he said it so many times and no one was up in arms about it because he like said it in a way that was like more calm and more like just more factual, I guess, like less emotional. And this one was very like, oh, they have if you're a ballerina or your opera singer, what the hell are you doing? Right. They just came across more.

Quit your life. Yeah. Yeah. That's kind of where he went wrong. Tiana did think the turd in the toilet was funny. I know. I was like, what? That's crazy. I should go. I wouldn't do it like for you. But like, I was like, okay. Thank you. You know, I had a feeling because I remember was it here or wait when you were on cancel where they were talking about like they were gripping the walls. Yeah. And they were like describing it vividly. And you were like, okay, work. Or maybe I don't know. I forgot too. I forgot if I watched it or if I was here to win this. Yeah. And I remember she could see and that you were like.

I could pass out. I was like and I was like, and I was like, and I did. you try to make it cool around a cool girl you're like I'm trying to I wanted to pass the that was great like no that's crazy so it does seem kind of on brand for her I will say she's so not like that I guess people hide their uh flatuance tomorrow me flatulence is that right someone used that term in the comments and I looked it up and I was like oh flatulence be my audio book fletulence is that what it's called yeah for tooting yeah yeah I guess people hide that around me but thank God. Keep it under wraps.

I think Jimmy, too, said he brought Victorizmal that day. Because he's like, let me not. At least people know. That's my boundary. People think Chalperon's a fart around me. He won't hear the end of it. Not for you. Not for you.

You get out. You film the Instagram. This person just farted around me. You. That fruit one was just like that. They stole my thing. Oh, my God. The fruit is.

Have you seen it? No. I'm drawing the line at the AI bird. No. I love the fruit. It's still. all for me. Especially as you go into your artistry era

of being an actor. Oh, right. No, A-A fruit. Although now I could play a pregnant peach really good because I watch. And they're just comforting at night. They're just relaxing. It's something scary.

I know. I know. Someone did say back in the comments section, we love you guys. Someone did say, actually, they did just announce like a water crisis. Well, there you go. Yeah.

They're like corrector again, actually, because it is affecting us. I was like, all right. I see the comments. I read it. I see it. Moses monitors most of them so that's good but he leaves those ones constructive criticism yeah no we don't delete any we're only hateful things but yeah no age

to educate us about AI and all that that's important yeah we love to learn grow together here I guess speaking of hate Hudson Williams and and uh Francois Arnaud shared a joint statement to the fans of heated rivalry who was Francois which one is he he is the you know the other gay couple. Okay. Yes. Yes. Not the main.

Yes. The other one. Yes. The tall one. That was fellow travelers. They had a B couple too. There's always like a secondary couple. Yeah.

Yeah. So he's the taller one and the. Okay. Yes. Why did they announce one together? A joint. Well, I think people have really been on Francois lately.

So, and it's like kind of coming from like the heat of rivalry cast because the fandom is little nuts. And if you get offended by anything, then you are the kind of fan that is a little nuts. Because if you're the normal heat of rivalry fan that's one thing but if you're the one that's calling francois all kinds of names being biphobic misogynistic agis abelist yeah oh wow triple whammy hudson threw everything out he said

don't call yourself a fan if you share a racist homophobic bifobic misogynistic ages abelist parasocial bigoted comments of any kind none of us needs your hateful quote unquote love we all respect and support and love each other and are on the same side. If you can't accept that, GTFO. And Francois also shared that as well. Co-signed. Uh-huh. And yeah, the fans get a little, a little nuts.

Yeah. A little nuts. Yeah. What are they saying? I guess all those things. That's a lot. It's a lot of it. Basically, everything you were.

Okay. Okay. Why are they getting, I thought everyone loved that show. Why are they getting so much hate? I think there is just, and this isn't every fan. obviously the fandom is so big and uh i get it to you because like i'm a taylor swift stand and there's some taylor swift stands that are just like so perish social and so like rotted

and then i got to get lumped in with them and like no hashtag not all swifties hashtag not all he or rivalry stands um but i think people it's a there's one aspect of it where people take the shipping so so seriously like um they some people really ship hudson and conner in real life and Hudson went public with his girlfriend officially, like around Valentine's Day. And then Connor's been seen a lot with Francois, so there's speculation that they could be a couple, whatever. So like a lot of the fans I've either like gone after like Hudson's girlfriend or gone after Francois. Oh my God. They want like Hudson and Connor to kind of be a couple or whatever.

So like there's that element to it. And then there's like the parasycial of people being too like there's some fans that like, oh, almost infantilize them and like don't like any kind of like discourse or whatever like they're like oh they're just like two precious boys and they're wronging yeah yeah yeah you're like yeah they're like they're just taking it like too far and being like a little weird okay yeah everyone has a club shallmay around everyone's got a little the boys mostly and granted club salome has also switched gears to connor story oh no oh she's spearheading this she's the one they're talking to Here's a statement for everyone.

Actually, just you. I don't know, club show me, but if you sound a little intense. Oh, my God. I mean, like, I support Phantoms, of course, but... Just don't take it. Again, don't take things too far. Yeah. Also, like you said, like, getting invested in someone's, like, personal relationships

is always a little weird. Like, I don't know. If you're not supporting it, it's weird. You know what I mean? Yeah. And I think, too, because they did kind of seemingly come out. It's like overnight success or whatever. So I do get being protective. But it's also like, yeah, they are still like grown now very famous men and you kind of just have to like treat them as such. Like you don't have to go after them with kitty gloves because like literally anytime like any kind of

commentary around Hudson. I even I got it like when I was like talked about his um alleged letterboxed account or whatever. People are like, oh so you're racist because he's half Asian. And I'm like, okay, With mental gymnastics, I didn't even say, I said it was pretty camp. I didn't even say anything bad about the guy. I said he thought it was silly. He didn't think it was going to be read. And I was like, you're racist because he's half-age. So like people really just go straight to like the mental gymnastics and moralizing any kind of commentary around them too.

And it just goes too far. And they are so famous now. It's like actually insane. Like even J-Lo was saying she at the Golden Globe, she like waited in a line to, to meet them. because they're, J-Lo's kids are like huge fans and like, we're dying. Like, J-Lo wanted to get like a little video for her kids.

Oh, a little cameo? A free cameo. Yes. And she waited in line and she couldn't even get to them. Where was it? At the Golden Globes. Okay. Because too many people were lined up to meet them.

They're like not on my radar at all. Like I don't know. No, I don't even. They're everywhere. I couldn't even tell you their names. Every time you say that has to like do it in my head, what are we talking about? And I was like, oh yeah, he had a rivalry.

Like, I never think of them as, like, popular. Oh, they are everywhere. And also the gag is, I think the Academy Awards was a little nervous about, like, having a lot of a buzz around it. Because who did they book to be a presenter? Hudson Williams. Wait, why? I think they wanted Hudson Williams to help get, like, because they, anytime he appears anywhere, it becomes, like, a big viral moment.

Like, him and Connor were, like, the two out of the top five most tweeted about celebrities at every event they go to. It's like number one Connor Story, number two or three is Hudson Williams. How do we get them on? Should we DM him on Instagram? We didn't have them on. That will send it into orbit. How do we do this? I'm going to DM them.

Are they on Instagram? They are. Okay, should I DM them right now? Owen Thiel is friends with Connor's story, so maybe he's just doing that. Yeah, that was the first podcast, Connor Story did. I think we should do it now. Let's see if we get a response by the end of the show. You should tell Connor you love his work and Joker too.

Okay. That's your ticker. Yes. Honestly, I had an interview. on there. You know, they might say yes. You know, you know, who says you miss, uh, you miss a hundred percent of the shots you don't take. Michael Jordan probably. Probably. Was that A-high, that little, the, the tush thing that he was doing?

I have no idea what you're talking about. So probably. Wait, really? What tush thing? He was, I don't know. It was a little diabol. Was this, okay. He was grabbing somebody's butt, a little, a boy's butt. I didn't know that was happening. I don't know. Connor's story. What's happening? Okay. I know him. Connor. Connor Kit Connor? No, he's from Heart Stopper, Kit Connor. Connor Story.

Is this really him? He follows nobody. Oh, this is the YouTuber. Yes. Oh, should I be like, I'm a YouTuber too? Yes. Okay, let's DM him. What if he sent me a message?

I go to the DM. Oh, he messaged me. Just kidding. He did have to wipe his, once he got too famous, he wiped who he was following. And, yes. Because also people were, yeah. You following them. Yeah, and harassing.

harassing people they were all following. Come on, just Trish. Heard your viral. Heard your viral is crazy. Wink? Is he the, he's straight or gay? We don't know. Okay.

Should I be like, I'm married, by the way, don't worry? Yeah. I'm married. I'm not club shall be. Just profess. Okay. That is the craziest DM ever. Hi, Connor.

You're an OG YouTuber. Can you please come on. Just Trish. Heard your viral. Winky face. I'm married, by the way. Just profess. Love it.

Okay. Who's the other one? Hudson Williams. Okay. This is so fun. What do they respond? I get so excited. I haven't like DM's up reason so long and I'm like, I get it.

These are my first. Okay. Oh, Jimmy Wetzel follows Hudson. Okay. Oh, he's a cutie. Wow. He's a little rivalry? Yeah.

He looks different. Okay. I'll just have a huge fan. Hi, huge fan. He didn't know your name, but. He doesn't know. rivalry and loved you on SNL. That's a niche one.

No, he'll know. Yeah. He had a little bit part. Your cameo. You're right. You're right. Yeah, say that. Loved your cameo.

So he'll know, he's like, wow. This is a fan. Somebody doesn't know that you, yeah. You mixed up. Yes. Hi, he'd trade up and loved your cameo on us now. Would you be open to a professional sit down with me, Trishapetus on just Trish? You should say instead of big fan of heated rivalry, say allegiance.

Oh. Allegiance because he had Because that was like one His first like acting role And it's a random Canadian show That he had like one line in So I feel like he'd be more impressed by that Okay I'm gonna put a Canada flag after that

Hi huge fan of Allegiance Canada flag I loved your cameo on S&L Would you be open to a professional sit down With me Trisha Pais Paitis What? Why did it? I connect it. Paitis on just Trish

I'm a millennial winky face Okay And also you should say I'm a big fan of the old spaghetti factory because he was a waiter at the old spaghetti factory oh which one what location probably in canada i would also love old oh old spaghetti factory never oh he worked at the one in british columbia in westminster favorite order where should i go in bc okay okay there it is what did they respond you never know i suppose wow wow okay okay zara larsen while you're at it okay

Just DMing Zara You know that's my girl I do love a Zara Larson Oh shit I love with a doll Okay Okay

Hey pretty Keep missing you I know you're super famous Now But come on just Trish How about Will Postmates anything you want

Love that Uh huh Love you girl Love you doll A little rainbow and dolphin You're like, I love how gay you got for her Yeah, you know, we want to be like Love you doll

Rainbow Dolphin One diva to another, come on Diva to another, come on Diva, I'll put that too One Diva to another Yay, I feel good Who do you think we're gonna hear for? Oh, look at her with a Dintai fun

Girl on my own hearts, we'll get the dumplings, girl Open to Pango Social soon, wow, I love her I have a cosplay, Oscar has got me ready for a Zara lesson. And I'm going to be pink pantherist. That would be fierce. That's gonna be fine. We need her on.

She's gorge. She is gorge. We were close to getting her on. I know. It is the justrish. Curse. I would even say curse. I would say the...

Fumble. I was going to say, what's that word? Oh, premonition. Like, we always, we have a... I get a little tingly feeling when a girl, a new Supreme is going to rise.

I never know, but Oscar always says... I know. I know. Me having to explain the lore. I know. But now I see it. It's like Chaporone to it. once you got to be, I was like, oh, now I see it.

Like, you know, I gotta see it. Like Hudson and Connor, too. I like them. They're not in my sphere, so I think I can conduct an interview well because, like, I do understand that they're popular and viral, of course, and I watch Tita rivalry. But, you know, they're not in my sphere like that where I feel like I could conduct a proper interview. Yeah, they stress me out a lot, so I have like, I kind of, because the fans, I should say. The fans are stressed me out.

Oh, right. They come on. Like, actually, she said this, this is this. She's a fake fan. the fan yeah and like covering for entertainment news sometimes too like if a cat if a caption or instagram isn't worded the right way like i think i don't know what the person on that runs the et instagram said but they oh i think they said maybe francois could be like the new lead because like when there was a paparazzi photo of conner and francois like looking cute they're like oh like

what if francois and you know takes the new lead and they were like wow they threatened to blow up our building. Yeah, we got, we got bomb threats. Yes. Who was they? Whoever the stands are, the Hudson Williams stands.

They said, we're going to blow up your building. Honestly, okay, do not come from me. I totally expect. That's actually so scary. And I will succumb to your pressure. I will come to the threats.

I love you. I respect you. I have nothing but respect for the fans. Infantilize them all you want. Be kind. Respect the boundaries. Love from afar. Also, Hudson's the one that said all that.

So. How doesn't that? I'm bad. And you know what? Who says it can't be you with them one day? Like, respect if they have a girlfriend, but like,

like, Haley Bieber's and Meeber. She was like a fan. And now he loves her. Love of their life. It can happen. Taylor Lottner with Taitatner. Who's the one from Corbyn Blue

with a fan for he met at a grocery store? Oh, I didn't know that. You know? It could happen to you. Don't give a help, but don't be creepy about it. If it happens, it happens. But just, you know,

if they're also in a relationship. Don't stalk anyone. Let them live like, that's true love. True love is respect. Respect those. Respect Connor and Hudson. I do. I have nothing but respect for my kings.

Did you notice this? Can you see them on camera or no? Can you see on camera? I don't know because I see them, but yeah. You notice? It's a sound. It's too. The sound.

Yeah. Moz's like our sound is going to be so much better today. Work. It sounds better to you? We'll have more to put on. But yeah. A little cushion there. Does it sound better?

I can't tell. But I know that the streamers do that. Both. Moses is turning into a streamer. He's got this. He's got this. People like that, by the way. I saw the comments.

We like it behind you. We like hearing the voice talk with it. I was like, all right. Also, I speak so low. So this is how they know. I'm actually talking. Alive. Oh, work.

In my vlog, I guess your chair was in the background. And people were like, give Moses a better chair. I'm like, he's the one who picks the chairs. He's saying it to myself. Like, people were so mad at my God, as if I'm the one that I come in here and I set this on. Like he's the he's literally head designer. This is what people like the some things are so difficult like because it's about sound.

And I always I get up and I do things during the show and any other chair that creaks and does any sounds or even these chairs, you know. Oh yes. The fabric stretches and it's like, who's farting? You know, like this. So anyway, so right now I have a chair that works. It doesn't make any sound. It doesn't make any. You know, so that's why I'm sitting on the chair.

You should build yourself a little chair. Okay, here's my plan for real. We should do before and after for Patreon. Oh, this will be fun. That'll motivate me to do it since we have an organizer and we love her so much. Amani, shout out. I would love to organize everything in here. Just like get everything out.

Then have like a bench made right there. So when guests come, they can sit along the wall. So kind of like a bench. And then, you know, Oscar get like a little version of this chair but black. And then you could have like a little black version of the chair too over there. Maybe. I mean, maybe it's more bad sound. Yeah, but this chair, so it doesn't make any noise.

You're right because I made it. That's what I'm saying. So make it like medium size for medium bear and little size for little bear over there. Just because you're lower, you know what I mean? I'm a big bear. I'm Papa Bear. I feel like we're a taskmaster. He loves this taskmaster.

Every night I'm like, okay, what are you watching? He's like, taskmaster. Is that the one with Mark Ruffalo? Don't think it's a reality show. No, this is in the UK. Oh, oh. But the host is like a really tall guy and next to him does Alex and he calls him Little Alex, this is like the tall one and the lower one.

So I'm like, I'm the little one. Yeah, you're a little one over there because you're the little chair. And I make the kind of jokes he makes too. So it fits. Work. But do you like the bench idea too? Yeah, definitely the bench. But yeah, let's get that.

Let's get that done. We have so much. I'm so excited. I wish we had more days. I need like a whole week to get everything I need done in this house. But that's always the case. I know. But we're going to get there.

We're going to get there. I feel like this could be, this could be great. Oscar do. I do love that. That's a chair I use for glam. Not that chair specifically, but I have one like that. Yeah, Moses, that one does. Is that the one I broke or the one that, it was broken, right?

It was. That's why I moved it out of here. And then I don't know how it ended up in your. Is it broken? Is that one the broken one? No, we have so many of these chairs. Yeah, we'll never sit on that again. That's so funny.

People noticing everything. Yeah, don't say poor Moses. He was the one that set it up. That's how he wants it. He likes it. I don't think you're going to care, but I am in. I didn't know this was happening. Okay.

But Baywatch is getting a reboot on Fox. Oh, yes. I had a range of emotions about this actually. Yes. Noah Beck joined the cast. Noah Beck. I didn't see him on the list. I scrolled through all the photos.

I didn't see Noah Beck. Is he an official cast photo? He was officially cast. They did a dump of all the new cast. And he was all in the red swimsuits. Like there was girls and guys and they were all in their red swimsuits. Because I noticed the guys were covered up and the girls all had to be in their red swimsuits. And some of the guys had like those like sun guard ones on.

Another one had a zip up hoodie. And I was like, how come they're all covered? But the girls are all in their like red bikini or red one pieces. I guess you know, unless he looks completely different. Because I was trying to see who I recognize. It's like, I didn't recognize it. I love. I saw the press release.

So Noah got a press release for his as well as Brooks Nader. She was on Dancing with the Stars. What she known for though? I think she's just a model. I shouldn't say just a model. But I know she's a model. Okay. I think she had like a flirtation ship or something with her dance pro.

No idea. It doesn't worry about it. It wasn't season 33. She was partnered with Gleb. Oh. Yes. I don't know. Oh, yeah.

Okay. She, um, they went public. She became intimate with her partner, Gleb. On the day they met. Okay, work. Intimate. Such a crazy word to use. That's crazy.

Why don't they just say dating? Or they just had sex. She got cracked. Like she got cracked, my glove. It's like, why do you use that word? Yeah, that's so weird. I would love if she said that. Yeah, I got cracked.

The first night we met. I love saying got cracked. Yeah. Anyway, she got cast. Shea Mitchell, they just announced today. He's also joining the show. Oh, she's of a certain age. That's what the age is all over the place.

Stephen Amel is also older. Who? Stephen Amel? Yeah. What's he from? You're not going to. know him from this, but he was in the CW show Arrow. I've never heard of it.

But I guess David Haselhoff was like 40. That's what I was figuring out too, yeah. I was like maybe he is Like the advisor. That character because he's 44. Mitch B. Cannon. I want to see the photos you were talking about though. Let me see. Yeah, it was like a little dump I was going

through and they were all at the same spot in the same beach and they're all like taking the photos. It was on Instagram. There was like so many. And they were like, that is so weird And I was like all they're on one and then the guys were like in zip ups. That's weird. See now the way you fall for AI, I always have the second guest. This is so real.

This was like so real. Because the rock wasn't in the one you were looking at it. Or there was an open call and they did have like a photo of people like dressed up in the red. But they all had the same they all had the same swimsuit and the boys had like like blue. striped shorts and the women all had the red one. It looked like they were like the Marina Del Rey Beach. It looked like a little tiny beach. It was like, I'm going to find

it. I will find it because it's going to bother me. I just saw it this morning. And it was like on Instagram. But you know how sometimes it's not even ones you follow? So I'm like, I don't even know if I would be following. Yeah. That is crazy that I want to pop up. I swear they exist. And it was an AI. I know it wasn't AI. I know it was an AI.

But it kind of I guess did look like average people. I mean, maybe. I don't know. I kind of was kind of like, oh, I don't really know any of these people, but... The thing is, the official cast, I feel like you would not have recognized. But, you know what, Beck is, like, one of the main cast members. Good for him. That's, you know, that's good. He needed something else, too, you know.

That's wild. That's so annoying that I can't find. I know. It would pop up. Yeah, it would be... Because I got the press releases, and it was... They just put headshots in the press release, so... My phone is going to hear me and it's going to show it to me.

I hope because... You know, I hashtag believe women. A few days, a few days after International Women's Day, like, I really do want to believe you, but I'd not seen anything to back up the claim. Or maybe, maybe it was TikTok maybe it was TikTok. Because I feel like I wouldn't, hold on one more look, one more look on TikTok. Okay, your algorithm with the AI fruit babies and all, I don't know if that could be trusted either. Yeah, that is true.

I don't know if I would trust my TikTok. I can do a quick one because it was literally this morning and TikTok you can go to your watch history. I would live for an episode where I never fact check you. And then it'd be like, Tom Holland and Zendaya's wedding photos are here, you guys. Look, everybody. Well, that's always that. It's always to be like, what? It probably was TikTok now that I think about it.

Let me see. Selena Gomez is a clone confirms, you guys. Well, Tanna just told me about the clone, the Selena Gomez clone conspiracy. Paige also believes this, too, so this is also makes sense. Oh, I had never heard that before. I was like, okay. Y'all got to hang the clone. The clone allegations, we got to hang them up.

When she got the transplant. It's when they all thought she was... I know. I was finding out all the lore yesterday. I thought y'all were a love advice show. At the end, we take a couple questions. It became like Suna Gomez clone investigation. We do a rapid hot topics of everything we've discussed here on Destro.

I'm like, well, let me tell you actually. The consumer is like things you tell me. I just repeat. And she's like, oh, yeah, that makes sense. Oh, this is like annoying. Okay. I have this mess. Malibu guy all over my TikTok.

Do you ever see him? My trainer just talked to me about him today. He's everywhere. He's everywhere. Yeah, my trainer was giving me the lore about him. Malbu FitMax? Yes. He did not get hit the face in the Uzi.

No, and that's what my trainer said he followed him because he said that he was, he thought his face looked weird, and then he saw his bio said that he was hit in the face with a bomb or something serving. Yeah. And so he followed him because he felt bad. And then he admitted that he did not. He just is pickled. He just is pickled.

Well, he wasn't, he wasn't the military, but... He was in the military, but that has nothing to do with why his lips look plumped and pickles. I see him everywhere. I mean, he is literally everywhere. And, like, he admitted that he lied. Imagine if this was you. That's what I was thinking. I was like, because he admitted that he lied in an apology video and it had like over 600,000 likes and all the comments like, don't worry, bro.

Like, we still love you, bro. It's crazy. You are so positive, man. Keep it up. And I'm like, that was literally anybody else. Girl, that lies about one little thing. It's like, nope, you lie and we're never going to let you live it down. I was like, what is going on in that world?

I don't know. My trainer would be telling. Learning straight man news via my trainer is a crazy thing. It's on my FYB and I'm not even in straight manor news, but I guess his name's Malbu. So I just love to comment, like, I have a daughter named Malbu. Like, I was just so funny. He's all right. And I was trying to ask him, I was like, how could you just look at his face and not think he was pickle?

That was like, if he got hit, if his bios was like a hit with a B-O-M-B. But I think he would not. just look like his lips were like all stars, you know, it's like when a drag queen leaves the regular season, he has money and then just goes, gets, yeah, plumped and nipped and tucks. Very wik-oric, yeah. Very Jim Carrey teas, like, what is going on? The men.

Even Bradley Cooper? Tea, straight guys just are very unaware because everyone, I don't know. Me looking at that, I'm like, pickles. Well, I think you look handsome for, for what. what it is. But pickled. I think you used it the wrong way someone said in the comments. I think they said you used pickled the wrong way.

No, I'm using it. I'm using it the correct way. I'm using it the Georgia's way. I'm using it the Georgia's way. Someone's like pickled means this. I don't know. Everyone tries to clock me. They think I like space wrong.

They think I'm using pickled wrong. Wrong. I'm like actually everyone says. No, I did see like one comment. And I'm like, oh, actually. But then I don't care to write it down and like tell you exactly what it said. And I'm like, okay, I don't know. Because I actually pickled means this.

And I'm like, ugh, I don't know. I don't know. Gorgeous from Drag Race World. I like that name. George's Peach? Just George. Oh, it's just Georges. Oh, there should be a last name with that.

I like the name. George's like gorgeous. Oh, I thought like George's like Georgia. No. You definitely seen a season with George's, I would think. No. She's been on like three All-Stars seasons. You would have seen it.

I never watched All-Star. We started watching one All-Star. I just didn't like that nobody was getting eliminated. I was like this is not for me. George's was on an All-Stars with no elimination. Yeah, we stopped. I was like, ah. But you never said

You never saw the tweet That's like This turkey is so good Makes me want to Vogue Definitely not Definitely not But I believe you on that It's muggy out here

When like the mug is good No Wow I get Your FIPP is just the fruit babies As opposed Fruit Baby and Malibu FitMex

We've lost you I don't even know In the AI Bay Watch I know I know I know that actually like So weird now I wish I would have like

I don't know It probably was Do you think they'll go woke and have a curvy girl on or no? Well, that on the pictures I saw. That's what I was, that's initial, my initial emotional was like, oh, no fatty's, but I'm like, it's fine. It's Baywatch doesn't need fat. Me just trying to be like, there needs to be fatty's. The target D.I.D.E.

Include fatities. I don't think I, I know it's not the same everybody. I know it's not the same. Okay, I can lose weight. But, yeah, there's definitely no faties on the one that I saw. But. It's questionable, I guess, but yeah. You know.

In, uh, lifeguards. A hundred percent. They're buoyant. Yes. A bear could definitely be a good lifeguard. I could be. And just grab onto some flotation devices. My belly, my boobs, my thighs.

It's all just floating there. See, in some muscular guys, like Darien, who is like, you're more muscle than fat, just things. So I don't know. I would rather have someone with a little buoyancy. Me than Noah Beck. Exactly. Who's saving you?

Me or Noah Beck. I would trust you more. That's me. Because I think when you're in the pool, you just flow, right? I do flow. I actually am very, very buoyant. I believe it. And me too. Oh, right.

We should have a floating contest, too. Floats. Because I can literally lay there for so long and just, it literally rises up. My legs just start going up. And you're like, oh, my gosh. I'm very buoyant. A loading contest is great. That's fun.

That can be part of our fitness challenge. Bring your swim trunks. We'll do a little floating. A little floating. Oh, my God. Anyways, congrats to Noah back on the roll. Yeah, that is big. That's huge.

You know, I don't know. It's like, do we need another Baywatch? Even I love Zach Ephraim, but like, hated that reboot. It isn't a movie. I was kind of gag to you. I was like, I didn't even know what was happening. Like, I didn't even hear like murmurs that the Baywatch reboot was in the work. So I was like, wait, what?

I think like, it doesn't work now. I worked in the 90s. We get it. Okay, hotbods on TV, but it's like we see hotbods on TikTok. It was less accessible, really, right? Like when you're, like, especially if you're a kid who, you know, you're not going to buy a Playboy or something. No, there's no internet. Yeah.

So it was like getting that on TV. It's like, wow. It's like, now it's like, okay we see them we see Noah Beck shirtless on TikTok TikTok and we were saying it on his Instagram every day

yeah it's kind of like like what's the angle I don't know I'm not I'm not seated for it but I love that people got the rules and it's not AI you know that's a win that is a win

and if they cast older people we love that yeah the age range does seem very very wide how old does Noah Beck like in his 20s yeah I think he's pretty I mean

24 oh my god geez what did he start 12? I feel like he's been around because like, no, like, no, Cal is like 27. It's like I thought he was... Yeah, but if you TikTok years, right, so five years back, he was, you know, a lot of them started at 18. Wow.

Wow. 1819. That's a lot of the... Good for him. All the demilios and all those. I had it together at 24. Because yeah, Brooks Nader is 29, Noah Beck's 24. Shea Mitchell's 38. And Stephen Amel is 44. So the age is really all overplace. Yeah, but that's like the original. I remember David Hasloff being

like sold and all these like hot young people and you're just like, Like, why are you here? Like, David Tokachee was like 23. Pamela just was like 20. So interesting. I don't know. We'll see how that turns out. Maybe it's going to be more fiction, you know.

Like, have you heard about the guy that got kidnapped by dolphins recently? No. So that's, like, they might go there, you know, more fiction. A little supernatural. Maybe. Noah Beck fighting off a dolphin would be crazy. That's a good one. That's a good one.

That's not as no dolphins get hurt. You know, the rider's room is be. I love to. You know. I like the idea. I think we are getting a little lazy with just coming up with reboots and remakes and

like it was something original. I will say that about Marty Supreme seemed kind of original. I don't like it, but... I think it was loosely inspired by a real person, but... I think very loosely. Yeah, it was pretty original

because I was like, what the hell's happening? It's like they went to original. They're just like, let's just throw in so many storylines. But I appreciated the effort. Yeah, T. Sinners is a original. Love that. Okay.

I didn't really watch it because I love when it's original. I know Frankenstein is not original, but I'm still rooting for Jacob of Lorty. But I'm here for sinners and I do love him Michael B. Jordan. He was commenting on Yaron Ha's Instagram. He gave her a double tap

and buddy slide into those DMs. I saw that. I was like, ooh, maybe he's getting into those DMs. He's kind of the, it is crazy. Catherine from A's family dated him. That was such great. I know. That is a gag.

That's crazy. A very likely Oscar winner. That is crazy. You know, I think Austin McRooms, Goofy as hell. But he's getting in shape too. He's getting pretty. He looks pretty good.

I will say, I still think you're goofy and I don't like you, but you are looking, you are looking better. And that does say a lot. It works for men too. You know, women can lose weight and like, well, it looks so much better. He does look a little better. He's like shredded. Good for him. You're goofy, so you're going to have to get a good body, you know?

I love you saying goofy a million times. Well, he is goofy. I don't know what other adjective works for him. You go to his TikTok and you're like, oh, wow, he's looking good. He's boxing. He's with his daughter. That's so cute. And then he does some goofy as hell shit.

And he has a good word for him. Yeah, but he's like, he's like AI. He might look good, but it's still toxic. Damn. Good point. That's a beautiful way to put it. Yearbook quote. Pull it in that one.

Yearbook. Yearbook quote. What was your yearbook quote? Do you want to guess who I call it? Taylor Swift. I've been about it. Fuck that. I've been about it.

Which one? If you're lucky enough to be different, don't ever change. Taylor Swift. All right. That feels like you in a yearbook. That's like the most me thing that could possibly. That's why I said I've literally been the same. Like my personality has been the same.

My entire life, I fear. That's good. Yeah, you're right. You haven't changed. And that's good. I was lucky enough to be different. You've been stable. Yeah, look at me now.

You're thriving. You are very stable. You are consistent. You are reliable. I like that. Yeah. Never change. I'm always changing.

I'm always growing. need a little a little different. Did you look at my belly? Why? Why do you look at my belly? The way I'm sitting. I'm trying to make it look skinnier. It looks skinny when I'm sitting like this.

It's generally looked your direction. I'm trying to look like I'm sunk into the chair. I took my headphones off because my head was hurting. So I was just like gazing out there. That's how I feel around this out of too. When I'm like in the bright lights and that thing's going, I'm just like, the abyss is here. The abyss is here. I did think of you with your tail.

this morning about Air One because Donald Trump's granddaughter, Kai Trump she, have you seen her? I guess she's been on clips on TikTok. Anyway, she's a YouTuber now. But she is everything about her grandfather aside, I suppose, for a second. She was getting backlash because she did a video going to

Erwan, like a YouTube vlog, and it was titled, I brought my secret service to Erwan, which is, like, girl, what? Wait, is this a real Trump person? She's actually related. She's used the name. No, she's a real granddaughter. And they give secrets to the grandkids? Jesus.

This is where our tax dollars are going. So Kai can go to Erwan. That is crazy to me. Like, I feel like, okay, I don't know how I feel about it. I guess that, you know, I guess that work, I guess. I don't know. I guess I would like Secret Service for Malbu. I'd want them to follow her everywhere, I guess.

If you aren't mad, I don't know. What's the hot dog? The people are mad. Yes, people are mad. It went viral. She has Secret Service or that she's just going to Airwine and using them or using it for content. Yes, all of that, all of that. Yeah, Secret Service probably don't need to be in the content.

T, T, T, T. And then, like, using them as, like, the clickbait. And then she did, like, a haul slash reaction to everything that she bought. And she was grossed out, like, all that, quote-unquote, like, how. I feel like it was trying to present tea. Well, also, like, it was trying to present as, like, relatable. Oh, this expensive groceries. So, like, not even that good.

But it's also like you can't title it then bringing my secret service to Arawan and then trying to like relate to us when you just and then it's like very conflicting. Granted she is a teenager, but also granted you're being a little diabolical. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Taking like you said of who should relate to outside. I guess I was like the granddaughter of president had secret service. I probably be fluxing it too. You know? Like, oh, like yeah, I probably would for sure.

Like if I was like a teenager, I'd probably like, you know, crimping their hair and stuff for like a content. You know, like you're just doing weird. That is diabolical. Right. You never saw Sasha Amelia out. there doing all kinds of ruckus, you know? Yeah, but social media wasn't what it was back then. You know what I mean? Like now it's like TikTok, you gotta get

them views, you know? It's like you gotta get, you got to stay relevant. I'm not mad at it, I guess. I guess I haven't really seen it. I think the whole like snails, I guess that is just something all everyone goes through. I'm not going to knock it. My mom, Lena Padas was trying to match it for the first time at Jack in the Box and she also was like

bleh, not for me. And I was like, honestly, work. Like, you gave an honest opinion. And she loved their sourdough jack she said which like matcha is not for me but i was gagged when she tried it and she's like all right mom just because we always tell our kids i think they see it from the girls on tv that ellie and charl they'll be like no like before you even trying anything we're like no you don't say uh to food like try it you know and they are one and three but i guess like in general like people at teenagers

too i try not to be like i would i would be like that too i turn out to be like i would i was ranch but they were right next to me so i'm like it's okay not for me but not you know but I don't knock it, but I guess, you know, it's probably more that who she's related to and the last name Trump probably people don't like, right? T and also just like, you got to kind of pick a lane. Like either you're going to be the relatable girl or you're just going to be like the outlandish living this like crazy life girl. Because I feel like she is trying to just like ride the middle there. But look at Michaela. She's thriving and she does both.

But I don't think any Trump is trying to be relatable. They always try to be like, look at me. I'm made out of gold. Well, we don't know the private Trumps. Maybe there's someone private out there. They're not trying to leave to be looking at me. I'm sure there's more granddaughters at secret service that we don't know about because they're private. But everyone, even if you're not president anymore, you still get secret service.

But the granddaughters? So Malia Obama still has secret service? They have the choice. It just depends on, you know, how they... I would take it. I wish I had secret service. I would take it. Right?

That feels kind of nice to have a little security. Someone shows up at the gate and they say it's a postmate. It's like, actually, could you bring that in for me? I'm seeing anyone face to face it. face. Okay, Mr. Beast. Did he do that? Remember he doesn't want to see any like service work? That's different. If it's like people working in your house and your day to day, that's so different as opposed to a random

person who could me or me not be a postmate with bad intentions. I never go out anymore because people are like, trash! And I'm like, no, absolutely not. I go back inside. Leave it at the door always. But no, that's different. Yeah, no, Mr. Bates crazy. Also, speaking of Michaela, I really have to mention this for a second because hashtag justice for Oscar because she did admit like she got all these

comments about like oh the marketing of like announcing or dating and releasing her perfume and did I clock that yes and what did you say? No she's always releasing something. She's always releasing. Hashtag justice for Oscar because Michaela herself admits that's part of her marketing and also hashtag Justice for Oscar again because when I said it was

marketing the other time she launched POV I got yelled that and she was crying on her Instagram story but she's admitting that she That's part of the marketing. Yes. She is that marketing machine. Justice for Oscar. Run it up.

I say don't pick a lane. I say just do work. Yes, swerve. You know, we can be Timothy's enemy one day and we can like Timothy, you know? That is your brand. That is definitely your brand.

Just go with the flow. You can change your mind like chapel. She could like the paparazzi and then 10 minutes later she doesn't have to like the paparazzi. Power of consent and withdrawing consent. Whenever you feel like. it. Period. Well, you guys, this has been a great one.

I love, I love a Thursday. Ooh, the weekend. And just having fun. And just Oscars. Oscars, we got stuff to talk about. We'll have stuff talk about next week. Anyone care about award shows? I don't think so.

I don't think they're tuning into us for the recap, but is a good one. Ooh, and St. Patrick's Day, where you're green. Oh, is that? Next week. Oh, wow. I'm glad you reminded me. Don't forget. Otherwise, we're gonna pinch you or call HR.

All right. Love you guys. We'll see you soon. Have a great day. You want to do a little bye with your gloves? Yeah, okay. Bye. Have a great day.