Just Trish - Draft Episode for Mar 31, 2026

Episode Date: March 31, 2026

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Starting point is 00:00:00 You said Liv Dunn. I was like, oh, I was going to say that because that's the only Liv I know. So sorry, Livy Dunn. And Liv Schmidt, you're awful. My God, I'm so sad. Literally, my life is over. I thought about it. I was like, well, that's it. We had a good run. Hello, welcome to the Josh Trish podcast for our audio listeners. I'm holding my purse. I feel like it always stresses you out when I hold my purse, Moses. You looked at me like I was getting ready to go. No, I was looking at your glasses.
Starting point is 00:00:52 Oh, okay. I love having a purse. I think it's so it girl to have purses. Like, I remember, like, I think it was Tanna or somebody always has, like, a purse when they come here. I think Tanna did. I know some other girls did, too. And they always have, like, a purse. And they're always, like, digging through it and, like, putting gloss on during, like, a podcast.
Starting point is 00:01:05 It is wild. Tanna did flopcast as well. And she had her purse over her shoulder the entire time for, like, an hour and a half. I'm like, work. I think that's a thing the cool girls do now. I think it's just, like, you have the purse just with you. I kind of live. Like, you can, you just sat down and you can also get up any moment.
Starting point is 00:01:22 Yeah. Yeah, that's what I think it is. That's why I don't want to like stress. Or an earthquake or something. You know, you're ready. Or a mother quake. Oh, I love that. Did you just make that up?
Starting point is 00:01:31 No. Oh, someone said that before? Yeah. A mother quake. Yes. Earthquakes trigger me because as a kid, people would be like, like if they're like, oh, when I rented a room, people would be like, oh, there's an earthquake. And we lived in Illinois.
Starting point is 00:01:44 There was not even earthquakes there. I was like, all right. I wasn't even that big. Anyways, that's a whole other thing. Welcome to the Josh Trish podcast, you guys. Oh, Moses. my PR, my publicist over there with the sign. I did not.
Starting point is 00:01:57 I'm just getting my job. We needed to talk into it. I did not win the I Heart Radio. Oh my gosh. Well, it's over. Literally, my life is over. I thought about it. I was like, well, that's it.
Starting point is 00:02:14 We had a good run. I kind of forgot. It's been like a while, but the devastation I felt that day is devastation I'm not felt. in a long time. I doubted myself. I, all right, if you guys don't know, I was nominated for my first ever award, fan voted, by the way, I heart radio awards. Favorite Broadway debut. I was, besides me, Shera Porter, I think McDonnelly campaigned a little. I think we were
Starting point is 00:02:41 the only three. But I was definitely the only one going for the daily campaign with Moses. Obviously, our podcast twice a week. We were definitely going the hardest. We were top three. only me and Tom Felton were top three both times. So we were definitely top three. And I was watching Tom Felton. If you don't know Tom Felton, it's Draco Melfoy from the Harry Potter series. And we love Harry Potter. We love the Harry Potter series, not the creator.
Starting point is 00:03:05 But the series was great for what it was. He made his Broadway debut wonderful. But I was clocking it. I was like, well, he does have a 11 million followers. But never once did he post about vote for me. So I was, you know, it was a little suss. I did not think he would win. I thought, well, Cheryl Porter was coming, and she has a lot.
Starting point is 00:03:23 She has more than me on Instagram, and she's pretty well known. And I was like, she was coming, McDonnelly, obviously. So, I, you know, but part of me, 95% of me, if I'm just being honest, I thought I was going to win. I, you know, and everyone around me thought it too. Glam, my dad was here. Oh, man. And then finding out, they announced the award in the middle of my glam. As I'm getting my Beetlejuice wig put on, I was crushed.
Starting point is 00:03:47 I was so, at that moment, I was like, oh, you guys. It was like literally the, it's not the worst news ever. Obviously, there could be worse news I got that day. But, like, it was like, oh, I felt everyone was so excited. Like, you're going to win. What's your speech? And, like, my speech is written thinking out, so I was going to go. Even, I wasn't even to wear the high heels.
Starting point is 00:04:03 I was going to wear sneakers. I'm like, oh, if I have to run up on stage. Like, I was like, if I'm going to run up stage, we had it planned, okay? I know. I know. I know. Well, they announced, I see on Twitter. Everyone's like, so sorry.
Starting point is 00:04:17 It should have been Trisha. They announced Tom. Felton about like four about two hours before we have to leave. Yeah. And they should not do that first of all. They shouldn't do that because don't you want to go with anticipation and excitement. Even if they don't even announce it during the like broadcast, they should like wait until after. Tom Felton wasn't even there and they knew he wasn't there.
Starting point is 00:04:37 He didn't send a video message. Everyone was sending video messages. Even the super famous people. And like, you know, not to be whatever, but he's not, he's not Daniel Radcliffe. You know what I mean? So I was just like, okay. So anyways. They knew he wasn't going to be there.
Starting point is 00:04:52 They could have waited to announce that award after. Like, we all could have been. Everyone was there, by the way. So then, okay. Sorry, we're just getting like right into it right now. But, yeah, so I was, I was glad. But I felt, I think I didn't want to go, not because I was a sore loser, but because I was dressed as beetle juice.
Starting point is 00:05:06 And I'm like, this is going to look so silly now. Like, I didn't even wear. Like, people are ready. We're like, why is she dressed as beetle jerse? And I was like, I was nominated. Hey, that was my show I was representing. But I just felt like silly. And I was just like, I already feel silly.
Starting point is 00:05:17 That wasn't the original outfit. You guys know, oh, well, we didn't talk about it here on the podcast. But my original outfit, if you go to Patreon, on Patreon.com slash thatstress from me and Oscar, we were trying swigs. We were, like, playing a little fun game. But before that, that was the first devastation. The first round devastation, I remember I had to tell Oscar before we set down to film.
Starting point is 00:05:31 Maybe it's on Patreon. Was it on the first? It sure is. The breaking news. I was like, oh, my God, the outfit, my beetle juice outfit that I planned is not coming till today. That was the first plane that hit Mother Towers. That was the first.
Starting point is 00:05:44 So traumatic. Your text were cracking me at the first people I texted the group chat, or is our Jimmy, Oscar, Moses group chat. Because I was so, I think maybe Jimmy knew something. I don't know, maybe Jimmy knew because he had said something like, oh, so sorry. I don't know if he knew. I don't know, whatever. I was just like, I lost.
Starting point is 00:05:59 It was so sad. And then, yeah, Oscar's commentary was, this is my third, the third plane. Is that what you said? This is worse than, I think, four, nine-eleven. Oh, maybe that. Jimmy said it's actually worse than six nine-elevens. Yeah. It was a rough day.
Starting point is 00:06:12 It was a rough day. Um, and it was, and that made me laugh at anyways. I was like, oh, okay. But I, yeah, I was like, oh, I can't go now. I just look silly. I have nothing else to wear my outfit. Yeah, so the first plane, so to speak, I guess, was the outfit not coming. And then I was like, I think we had decided on that one.
Starting point is 00:06:29 You're like, just go as Phantom of the Opera because I have the only other custom dress I have made sitting down is Phantom of the Opera. Because originally I thought Google's filming the Opera because it's Broadway. But then, like, that's not my show. Why would I go like that? So that was like, no. But I still have it. And Moses was thinking it. So I was like, well, maybe.
Starting point is 00:06:42 But then I posted TikTok. And most of you're like, yeah, you look Slate no matter what, Phenomlop or so camp. And then one person was just like, that's a crazy idea. Why would you do that? And I was like, you're right, you're right. That is crazy. So shout out to my mom who runs my poshmark, TishP 88, came through with like five Beetlejuice outfits.
Starting point is 00:06:57 Like actually I have so many Beetlejuice outfits. And I was like, perfect. In the archives. Yeah. An archival pool, if you will. Because I remember in New York, in New York, we had so many. And I remember packing everything to come back. And I knew, like, I went to get an extra suitcase.
Starting point is 00:07:11 I was like, we're not throwing this away. putting those on suitcase. He loves to key things and now look. It came in handy. It did come in handy. Thank God because I did wear that closing night. I was already photographed. And I wore closing night of Beetlejuice,
Starting point is 00:07:22 but, you know, Getty images wasn't there. So like, I was like, you know what? This is getting a getting moment. And my wig that I wore ended up being the wig that I wore to what I thought was the Beetlejuice, Beatlejuice premiere, but it was just the fan event. Weirdly enough, it was in the exact same spot. There was like at the Hollywood and Highland Center,
Starting point is 00:07:36 like the Grom and Seater, there's Adobe where it was. But the red carpet was like inside, like the building where exactly where the Beetleju's Beetlejuice display was. So I was like being back there too. And I did not get to be photographed in that wig because it was a fan event. There was no getting images. Getty images was over at Con Film Festival with the real Beetlejuice,
Starting point is 00:07:51 Beatlejuice premiere. But I got to wear it again. And yeah, I wasn't, I wasn't going to go. But everything was already, you know how you're not supposed to force things in life? You're like, well, if it's not supposed to be meant to be, you don't force things because you're not meant to be there. This was like the opposite. Like everything was already lined up.
Starting point is 00:08:03 Like, right? We have someone to watch the kids. And my dad's up here to watch the kids. And then the car service and the glam was already done. And I was like, okay, everything's lined up for us to go. So I was like, all right. And then, I'm like, well, then you get a Getty image. But I'm like, yeah, but then I'm in Beetlejuice.
Starting point is 00:08:17 Like, who's going to use Beetlejuice? Like, who's going to use Beetlejuice? I did look sleigh. But, like, yeah, I was like, ugh. I was also very tan. I was too tan. My spray tan is still on. It was a little too tan for me.
Starting point is 00:08:25 But, yeah, we ended up going and getting the Getty, of course. There was lots of Getty images. So I'm glad we went for that. We did have to stand in line for... Okay, so, like, I wore heels. I did wear heels. No one clocked it. I wear seven inch heels, which I never wear heels ever. But I was like, let me wear heels.
Starting point is 00:08:43 Without it was just like a quick little red carpet when we did the Elvis red carpet. It's like literally 10 seconds and then you're off of it. This one was like, we were standing for a good two hours, 45 minutes to get in line for that Gettie. Then the Getty happens. And then something new happened to me that I never experienced before. I got interviewed on the red carpet. I don't think I've ever been interviewed on the red carpet. Okay.
Starting point is 00:09:01 Have I? Lies, but. No, which one? 824, literally when entertainment is tonight sat there and asked you for your top four favorite 824 films. Don't get me started. That's why Oscar. Intertiment tonight is, okay, you're right. I've been interviewed by entertainment tonight.
Starting point is 00:09:15 I think at Wicked you were like E News live like on the Jumbotron. Well, one, okay, one. No other time. All the other times was Oscar interviewing me. That's the only other time we're Oscar related, Oscar adjacent. It's like, E.T's like, oh, Oscar. And also there was only like one outlet there. So, anyways.
Starting point is 00:09:32 Okay, so once or twice, but this was I'm going down the line. And also my PR person is, okay, well, okay. Well, okay. We got out of taking the pictures and then suddenly you kind of stop and you don't know where to go, what's going on. You're just stuck. And there's all these lines of people with cameras and microphones and you sense, you know. And that famous moment of her walking behind somber. Famous moments crazy.
Starting point is 00:09:54 That's not famous, but maybe viral. I'm basically trying to convince up like, okay, we need to go. These people want to interview you. It's like, no, no, we just need to run through this. I just wanted to be line to get out. We just need to leave, run through this. And I'm like, no, let's, some kind of like walking slow. waiting because I knew they'll try to you know get her to interview nobody was doing
Starting point is 00:10:13 that by the way I'm walking I'm walking and everyone you know like because they saw this they thought I'm here PR person they would talk to me like hey can we interview talking tonight yeah yeah and I already had the lineup so we're walking and I'm walking trying to figure out how to do this I didn't know she's behind me like you know wink into all the cameras well I was my one moment I was like I'm gonna go just beeline and by the way nobody was talking to us we were standing there for a good like 20 minutes in that little section just stuck there and nobody cared usually there's a person everyone had a publicist we were talking thank god because we were staying in life for five minutes we were talking to scott hoing from panitonics
Starting point is 00:10:47 behind us and he had his publicist actually the people who came with alley and a j was his publicist and the lady specifically i forgot her name but she was so sweet she's like oh my gosh like i'll help you guys get in whatever but everyone had a publicist and usually the publicist is like i know this from being the interviewer on red carpets usually do you want to talk to this person and then i know like no we don't like i remember that so i was i don't want to be that person. We also don't have a publicist. Like, no one's pulling me. We're just solo, Dolo on the red carpet. No one's obviously wanting to talk, like, no one's coming up to us. So I was like, Moses, let's just go. It was hot. My wig. I'm like, let's just go straight.
Starting point is 00:11:16 I do not want to be that person. It's like, I want to talk to me? No. And obviously, they were busy interviewing people, everyone, because the first two was I heart live people, the live streams. And there were made the interview. So I think that's why there was a backup. People were just standing there waiting to finish. To be interviewed. But when you were taking pictures, you know, they hold this up for the getting images. So then she gave it back to me and she was like, you'll need this for the next station. So I knew there's more. You know, we're going to be... I love how she gave it to you. Like, you'll need this for the next stage. Like, what does that mean? So did you hold it up? Were you flashing it? I was just
Starting point is 00:11:47 always holding it like this and then all the different networks that would come to me. They were like, okay, she's going to do people, then variety. And then she's going to come to you. Okay. And they're like, okay, great. Thank you. But then... Moses overbooking me, by the way. I'm not going to every hill that doesn't even have a name. I'm like, Okay. No, the guy's from Australia. He kept coming back. Like, just two questions.
Starting point is 00:12:08 Okay. No worries. We're coming down on there. Oh, like at the end. Yeah. But then pop bass wasn't even identified. They're just there like no microphone, nothing. They're just like, I didn't know it was pop bass because he's anonymous.
Starting point is 00:12:17 I was like, do people know what you look like? Moses is like filming a pop bass all time. He's like, no, I'm anonymous. And I was like, okay, don't film him like he's anonymous. But he was just standing there. Like, it was just somebody talking to me and someone filming and I was just like, who are you with? And he's like, oh, okay, work.
Starting point is 00:12:30 We love pop bass. But like, I didn't know. I guess Moses said on the floor, it said pop bass. But like, usually people had like a microphone like this and they're like, you know, puck her up, whatever there were. You know, he didn't have one. But I was like, I was so down to talk to him. But were you supposed to keep that?
Starting point is 00:12:44 I don't think they collect them at the end. Oh, I love it. We have the credentials. We have the credentials. I'm working there now. That's my job. So that sign is like, yeah, forgetting images to be like this is that person. And honestly, that was like a crazy photo, a little photo thing too.
Starting point is 00:12:56 People were taking my picture. I felt usually like nobody wants to take my picture. Usually people are like, no. And this one I felt, wow, I felt, seeing that people were in taking it. It is a crazy thing. And then, yeah, so then we go, I did not know what Sambor, by the way,
Starting point is 00:13:08 because you know me, I'm not looking at anyone. I'm just so embarrassed. I didn't know what Sambor. So I just, like, walk past. And I did think I needed a moment because I was like, well, I don't know it was live. I didn't know anything. But I was like, just in case someone sees.
Starting point is 00:13:19 And I also thought maybe someone would pull me from that. I also thought maybe like, you know, they'd like, oh, talk to that girl. You know. Let's discover this. You've lost meeting your ingenue who winked at the camera. No, but I was giving, like, E-News at Wicked one premiere where people were like, oh, interview Tresh. So I thought maybe someone, if they were live, someone was like, go get Trish.
Starting point is 00:13:35 So that's like, well, that was my thought process behind it. And it worked. The people. And did it. Well, luckily, because I was stalling, somebody came back, like, oh, can we be real quick? Like, okay. Yeah, the two boys from IHeart Radio podcast or something, they ended up interviewing me, which was great. I got to, I got to give my speech because I had a whole speech plan.
Starting point is 00:13:55 Yeah, and then, yeah, we talked to people. We talked to Kevin knew you. Did you get that one? The picture of Kevin. Do you know him? He said he worked with you at ExSat. Yes, I remember Kevin. I don't know what he was interviewing for this time.
Starting point is 00:14:06 He was like, I know Oscar. Everyone knows Oscar. And that's always a key. And we talked to people. Yeah, we were at Variety. I was very excited. Talk to Variety. I know that guy in that white microphone anywhere.
Starting point is 00:14:16 So I was super excited to talk to him. Shout out. Yeah, he's like everywhere, right? He's kind of like the guy. So when he's like, do, I want it to interview me. I was like, so gag. I was like, yes. It was fun.
Starting point is 00:14:25 I was super. I was super hot. I had been standing for an hour and a half and seven-inch heels already. I was, I hadn't eaten. So I was a little lightheaded by the end of it. I was definitely like, woo, by the time I got to the girl with the warheads, she'd like, oh, we do a thing where you eat warheads and ask you questions. I think the war out of my mouth, that was going to pass out because it was so hot.
Starting point is 00:14:43 And I was like, I hadn't eaten. And it was like four o'clock. And I was like, oh my feet. I was like, oh, my God, this is crazy. So I think my PR skills, what is that? Is that Dior? What is that? There is an award.
Starting point is 00:14:54 But. Oh, do they, do they recount the votes? Did they change their mind? A disqualification. Wow. Sorry. Oh, I didn't know. I didn't know this was a spot.
Starting point is 00:15:04 Me just taking up the spot of the award. The T Award. You'll be there now. Oh, okay. Wow, a whole skit. We didn't know. I love the box. The fans, they know you won.
Starting point is 00:15:18 Oh, thank you. I won in my fans' eyes. Thank you. I do present the winner of the Supreme champion of being yourself award. Oh my. Presented
Starting point is 00:15:31 to Tricia Paitis for taking the ultimate victory in the rare and extraordinary category of just being themselves. Truly, there was no competition. I made that line up myself. In a world
Starting point is 00:15:47 of filters, performances in curated versions, you showed up as a real deal unapologetically, authentically, and brilliantly you. No strategy, no mask, no second-guessing.
Starting point is 00:16:05 Just pure, genuine you. Your natural vibe, unique energy, and fearless self-expression didn't just stand out. They won the whole thing. Oh! This award celebrates the rare courage it takes to simply be yourself,
Starting point is 00:16:21 and in doing so, remind everyone else how powerful that true. truly is. First place in being yourself. No competition. No imitation. Just Trish. Just you. Oh, okay. Wow. Okay. I kind of like this. Wow. The Trisha P. First place. I love it. Okay. Spee. Thank you. Okay. Yes. Okay. I truly don't know what to say. I am out of loss. for worse, but I feel emotional about this. Wow, you know what? This is a good award. I dedicate
Starting point is 00:17:02 this to everyone out there because you are the best you. You are the first place winner of insert whatever your name is. Okay, I am Tricia P. First Place. You are Oscar G. First Place. And you are Moses H. First Place. Everyone is first place. Because there is no competition in the rat race of life. Because you know what? We're all going to die. So who won? I don't even think it's who lived longest, to be honest, maybe there's a better prize. As Rue says at the end of Euphoria, season three, the new trailer that just dropped, we all have to answer to God. It seems kind of religious or something, or we don't. We just go off into nothingness. But while we're here, you know, win those awards, it doesn't matter if you win or lose. It's how you play the game.
Starting point is 00:17:47 And I've been playing a great game. And I made my Broadway debut. And I have no association with J.K. Rawling. Protect the podcast. Protect our people. I love Taylor Swift. Come on the podcast and that's it. Thank you guys for watching. Love you guys. Thanks for my award. I made this this morning. No, that's actually kind of slight. This is everything. I like the tea. Did you get it because it says it was a tea? Yeah, this is the T award. This is the year. The T. Oh, I see. This is the first. This is the first nominee and winner. Yeah, maybe Taylor Swift will be the next. Taylor, Travis, or Tana. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:18:27 So many teas in our life. But thank you. That's very thoughtful. And I really do appreciate it because I was a little devastated. And this means a lot to me and I'll put this up in my display. We know how many people riled up and voted every day, thought about you and wanted you to win. So you're ready to. My dad was so excited because he's been voting every day too.
Starting point is 00:18:46 And he was so excited. And he comes down. I already knew I had lost. But he's like, I want to take a picture of you to send in the family group chat. We have one with like 20 Padases in Cleveland. and he's like, he's good luck tonight, no matter what happens, like, so proud of you. And I was like, I was already so sad that I didn't win. I was like, oh.
Starting point is 00:19:00 Then I got there, and I'm glad. I'm glad we did, because all the nominees were there for favor. Like, Neo was there, and, like, McDonnelly was there, and, I mean, I'm sure there was other people there, too. But there was, everyone was there, except for Tom Felton. But that's okay. It was fun. It was cool. It was a key.
Starting point is 00:19:15 Landon Barker was right in front of Moses in the line. He was just there with a publicist. It is such a funny thing. It's such a funny thing. these people just go to be seen just to get photographed you know it's crazy special honorary mention to Alex Warren uh yes next day the next day in the morning me and malibur just just strolling in target mind you he just performed and received 10 yeah he got like 10 of them yeah he was the whole photo yeah we're just we're just strolling in target and we're walking by this
Starting point is 00:19:46 guy and he's like hey and he's like waving at me and smiling and you know you kind of like in your bubble for a second I'm looking at him like, hey, he's like, it's Alex. You didn't recognize him? It's the shock. It's not, they're not recognizing it. He's like the number one on Spotify in the world. No, I immediately was like, no, I know. I'm just, you know, congratulations.
Starting point is 00:20:08 Amazing performances today. Congratulations for everything. You know, we were there last night. Tricia was nominated. So he's like, oh, that's great. That's amazing. And he said hi to Malibu and then he said bye. And he was with cover.
Starting point is 00:20:19 Yeah, he was with her. Should have been like, can you give me one of those awards? I know. You have so many. He didn't have so many. He was like cradling them. Yeah, we're really kind of far out from where the war to are. We're like a hour and a half.
Starting point is 00:20:30 So it is weird. You always say like you can kind of measure celebrities by how they treat the other people, not the celebrity, but the people around them. Are you the other? Yeah, I'm not the celebrities. Oh, okay. And the fact that he went out of his way, said hi, was so nice.
Starting point is 00:20:44 And it was great. He's very nice. I wouldn't even say hi to Oscar. I don't think I'd be like, you know, just hide. If I see someone, I literally try to run. I'm like, let me run, because it's just such an awkward thing to be like, hi, bye. Like, why did you say hi to me then? You know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:20:58 I just, I don't know if I'd say hi. He is very, and didn't recognize you too. It was very. So nice. Yep. And yeah, he was winner of the night. Thank you so much to Home Chef for sponsoring today's episode of Just Trush. I'm trying to simplify my life.
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Starting point is 00:22:58 through my head. Uh-huh. Dun-da-na-huh. Um-Din' about the way you move me. I did like the performance little freight train. Did you watch any of it? Yeah, they really went to all out with that. I loved it. All the little extras and they were all like blowing away. Ah, I kind of lived for it. I was kind of here for it. I know everyone's like, who you're just I had to see it. I was like, I don't know who's here. Miley Cyrus, because that's everyone keeps saying. So I was like, love it. Who clocked me and was like, ooh, what would you ask Miley on your podcast?
Starting point is 00:23:25 I'm like, can we not? Like, what? I had not one question. Was it the, Mark Malkin asked what you would ask Taylor Swift. And then you said, who was your least favorite ex-boyfriend? And I said, oh, let me pull her back into media turning. Let me pull her back. I was like, that is, it's over.
Starting point is 00:23:43 It's over. Taylor, I am so sorry, Tree Paine. I am so sorry. I thought I raised her better. But, you know, she's still learning an. unlearning and relearning. So it is a process. Definitely. As soon as I said it too, I was like...
Starting point is 00:23:55 Oh, that's not. I know. I couldn't think of one question. But it was kind of like that with every question for everything. Like, people ask me questions, like, who's on your Mount Rushmore? I was like... Of Australians. Yeah, that was crazy. The Australians was like...
Starting point is 00:24:07 I was like, I couldn't even think of that. Someone asked me just pop culture in Mount Rushmore. And I think I said Scott from Pentononics says we had just talked to him for an hour. I don't know who else. I think I said chapel room. I was like, I mean, I just was saying, people were asking me questions. I had no idea what I was saying. It was, it was, it was a lot.
Starting point is 00:24:24 I was tired. By the time we made it through the red carpet, it was like two hours later, I was like, I'm tired. I want to go home. So we probably would have been close to Taylor, though. We were, we were talking to Scott of, like, where our seats were.
Starting point is 00:24:34 We thought probably nosebleed. But we were close to where Scott was, and Scott was right behind Taylor Swift the whole time. I'm dead. So we would have been, because we were Ro B, so we might have been right behind her. Yeah, well, she did say, hey, cute dress. Oh, well, it wasn't me because we weren't in there.
Starting point is 00:24:48 Although Oscar loves to spread, misinformation. You know what? That would have been cute if it was me, but... Yeah, because you lost the award, and I was like, let me spin this. Like, my PR degree clicked in. And I saw a video from, like,
Starting point is 00:25:03 one of the Taylor Swift updates accounts, and it was like, Taylor Swift adorably says, compliments a fan on her dress. And I was like, in that fan's name, Tricia Kay Paitis, took the video, tweeted it. She may have lost the I-Hard Award,
Starting point is 00:25:15 but she won a compliment from the Taylor Swift, Which I say blessings in her future. Ooh, I love that. It was me, actually. We were in there for two seconds. I was in there for a little bit. And Taylor, I am so sorry. Honestly, if you come on the podcast,
Starting point is 00:25:27 I won't even talk. I'll out Oscar to the interview. I'll just, I'll literally be here because I am so bad at interviewing as obviously we know. I'm bad at giving an interview. Because I haven't given an interview in a while either because I'm like waiting for my memoir release. I haven't really done interviews either.
Starting point is 00:25:40 So I was very rusty. I was very like, what am I even talking about? Everything was squeezing my head. It was just, but one person, what? outlet was that they were hello what was the outlet that wanted to interview you oh that's what um oh i saw the tic-tog i forget which one it was too yeah i don't think it was like it was just a person with like a microphone but could be with an outlet no but she was she was with oh man no i heart radio posted up i don't know if she was with i heart radio because she didn't have the microphone but maybe i think she
Starting point is 00:26:10 was their socials that was the person that was so funny because moses is like literally she's like what about moses and so then i look back to talk to moses moses is so far back. I'm like, because you know when you're with a couple, when you're a couple, you like stand next to each other. But he's in publicism mode, so he has an eye on what's coming next. Like, you're forgetting. If I'm spending a few, they can't ask me who's being touching next to next to next to next to me.
Starting point is 00:26:29 But he was so back by there. He's like holding my sign because in the TikTok, you can see him just like holding my side and so far back. I'm like, what are you doing all the way back there? Because you know when I did like the moment, like there's significant others are next to them, right? I'm interviewing Eli and his wife is there. Like, everyone's like, whether you're on camera or not,
Starting point is 00:26:40 the significant other is there. So you're like way in the back. And I was like, what are you doing back there? And then she wanted to interview you. And then you were so far back. And then you had to come up. I walk fast. But I just figured I didn't want to be, you know, like when you just, I don't know,
Starting point is 00:26:54 your face expressions in every moment and every second, it's like, it's your moment. And everyone is vertical. You know, it's all phones. So it's not like, you know. But that's something gets even better. So if you're worried about your face, you're standing there and it would have been cut off anyways. And then you don't have to worry about your race.
Starting point is 00:27:05 I just try to be out of the lens. You know, I figure out where am I not seen and that's where I was standing. While you were seen because you spotted you. I needed. actually. It was, um, yeah,
Starting point is 00:27:19 it was a lot. It was fun. I was happy to be there. I'm glad I went. You know when you go out and you're like, oh, I'm glad I did that,
Starting point is 00:27:24 but I couldn't imagine saying for the whole award show. Two hours on the right carpet. Another two, like two hours inside would have been crazy. Well, it is an honor to be nominated. It is.
Starting point is 00:27:34 It is. I feel, yeah. You know what happened when Taylor Swift lost the Grammy for album of the year for Red? Who'd you lose it to? I can't even remember what she lost.
Starting point is 00:27:43 too, but she found out that she didn't even get... Actually, I don't think she got nominated. She found out she wasn't even... Oh, no, it's reputation. She found out she didn't even get nominated for reputation. And she said, you know what? That means I'm going to have to go back and make an even better album. Wow.
Starting point is 00:27:58 Yeah, so you still have that mentality. And also, that means the first award you're going to win is going to be the Emmy for Best Supporting Actress. Best Supporting Actress. Oh, that's... Maybe guest star in a role or something like that. Remember you did find an Emmy category for me that if I appeared on like two episodes... Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:28:13 It's like you have to be less than three episodes to get like guest actress in a... So specific. They probably made that for someone specifically. Like, well, this is less than three episodes. Maybe. I love the manifestation of an Emmy. Yep. You just got to pivot and you keep it moving.
Starting point is 00:28:27 I don't know if you're four will be at my Emmy. Maybe. Possibly another show that I did could be an Emmy. I don't know. You know what, but it does suck to lose. I did see a Tom Feltz and Stan reply to Oscar Crave and was like, we're the silent voters. We're voting at our. work at school while we're cooking while we're eating.
Starting point is 00:28:47 You didn't hear a lot from us, but we never stopped. And I was like, you didn't hear a lot from us is the part. I don't think we heard anything from you. And that's okay. You know, that's okay. He's just like, thanks. He didn't even do a video. He just a little story.
Starting point is 00:29:02 Like, thanks. Like, just to put a little video two seconds in your dressing room. He's currently on Broadway, you know, like that would have been. Yeah, I have a little bit of a sore loser. I'm not going to lie. Like, it does, you know, you do want to win. I guess it's probably how Ariana Grande felt, too, like, not getting an Oscar nomination. She'd be like, what the hell?
Starting point is 00:29:16 Like, you could nominate for everything else, and then not that. That's, like, kind of crazy. Yeah, Grammy snubbed, Oscar snubbed. But look, she keeps it moving, too. She's another one that keeps her head up and keeps it moving. I had to. I kind of forgot about it, actually, until we sat down today. I did forget about it a little bit.
Starting point is 00:29:32 It was Friday. I had a really excited day Friday. I can't say what it is. It was the best day of my entire life. The biggest moment of my career actually was happening on Friday. It was so insane. It was the crazy thing. So even though I lost, I knew I lost Thursday.
Starting point is 00:29:42 Don't worry, guys, tomorrow. We have this. And it was the biggest thing that will ever happen. It'll be in May. It'll come out. It was the biggest thing ever. And it was such a fun shoot. So I kind of did forget about it.
Starting point is 00:29:54 But I was happy people wanted to nominate, interview me. I'm glad if people cared. Excluing this got for about an hour. He was very, very nice. Very sweet. I was like, oh, yeah, we're talking about shows. I said, yeah, I'm doing the Royal Albert Hall in the UK. He's like, oh, my God, that's so cool.
Starting point is 00:30:08 I'm like, you ever play there? He's like, no. Then his husband's like, oh, they're playing at the O2 Stadium. I was like, oh. Oh, fuck. I was like, that's why you haven't played there. Okay. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:30:16 It's like just a few nights. Okay. Petit down is big. I asked them, I'm like, who's he the demographic? Like, you know, because I know they're really big and I'm always so curious. And I guess they have like a lot of like weirdly Christian, like audience. I think like that when Alex Warren have similar fan bases. Yes.
Starting point is 00:30:34 It kind of gives that. Midwestern Christian. Because they have a lot of. Who like just hearing, you know, just a good voice. Yes, that's what it is. And he's like, we do a. a lot of Christmas songs like Christmas tour so it's like Mary did you know and it's like all these like oh that's well that's good at least they're like open-minded because he says he talks about
Starting point is 00:30:48 you know being married to a man on stage and stuff so I'm like that's good I'm glad they are more open-minded yeah hashtag not all Christians you know hashtag not all Christians a lot of them but not all Christians yeah so that made me I'm happy he was great um knows the casting person to dance stars that he put in a good word for me oh love that yeah he should be a dance worth it. Wouldn't that be the gag? Yes. I really liked him because, you know what?
Starting point is 00:31:13 I was friends with Mitch like 10 years ago, but I think it was too problematic to be like friends with them because I met him and his husband in West Hollywood like 10 years ago, but I remember it was very much the situation of like, she's a little messy. So it was like just nice that he, because I saw him come up and I'm just like, we were first, so I was just going to have my back to him.
Starting point is 00:31:30 And then he's like, hey, Broadway. And I was like, and I was so excited. And then they wanted, they asked. Like, I wanted a picture, but they asked. And I was like so excited because I was like, I didn't want to ask just in case they were still like, oh, she's messy, you know what I mean? So that felt good to have just, you know,
Starting point is 00:31:44 and they're becoming dads or having a girl in June. So we were talking about just being parents, you know, just that kind of stuff. So working parents with that. Everyone we know has a similar story. There's always one partner that's like a me and a one partner that's like a you. Like there's a one that's like, oh, I'm like ready, and stable. And I'm ready to do this.
Starting point is 00:32:05 And then other person's like, oh, I don't know about diapers. And then other person's like, oh, I can do it. You know what I mean? I think that's what it takes to have a good marriage. It's like ying and yang. The balance. Yeah. You definitely need at least one person ready for that baby.
Starting point is 00:32:18 You know what I mean? Well, I would hope so. Yeah. That helps. I think I was ready until the baby was here. And then I was like, ah, I'm not ready the first baby. I was like, oh, maybe I'm not ready. And the gag is you don't know until the baby's here if you're going to be ready or not.
Starting point is 00:32:29 Yeah, it's an unknown. Isn't that crazy? Because I thought in my whole life, I was like, oh, my God. Like, watched me just lay being a mother right off the bat. And then it wasn't right off the bat. It took a little while, but, you know, he does never know until you know. But, yeah, when's your baby coming? Not your baby.
Starting point is 00:32:46 Oh, my God. When's your house is coming to? Sorry. When is your house coming along? You shared it already, right? It's public. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's out there.
Starting point is 00:32:54 I'm still in escrow. There's a whole thing with appraisals that I'm dealing with right now. So I'm kind of a gay and crisis. But you know what? A gay and crisis? Yeah. Love that term. But we're going to come through.
Starting point is 00:33:06 We're going to, one way or another. I'm going to get you, get she, get she, get you. That's how I feel about this house. One way and another. So we'll see. I was kind of bamboozled, actually. Oh, no. The stager for the house, we don't have a lot of furniture because obviously we're
Starting point is 00:33:20 like in a small apartment. So we're like, oh, like maybe she'll give us a discount on the furniture because it's kind of used. Like, you know, it's been around. People are coming through sitting it kicking their feet up. Are they sitting in it at a stage house? Yeah, throwing themselves on the bed. Like, it's kind of used.
Starting point is 00:33:34 Where did you see that? At the open house. Oh. Everyone's coming through with the kids are making themselves at home. What? I guess you kind of have to, you know, get yourself in there, see if you can envision yourself in there. Okay.
Starting point is 00:33:47 Not faulting anyone on that. Yeah. But I would just assume, you know, it would kind of come at a discount. No discount. He should have asked me. No discount. Marks up, I would say over 150 percent. There was like a coffee table that was there and it was like, it was three ceramic balls,
Starting point is 00:34:03 a glass top. I'm like, that's kind of cute, I guess. $1,700. I said, well, what? There was a little horse painting in the kitchen that Daring just thought was cute and was like, oh, that's cute. I would like that. $400. There was a little, a ceramic fish vase in the bathroom that I thought was like quirky and fun.
Starting point is 00:34:20 Oh, I love that. $100. I was like, no, this can't be right. Reverse image searched, the painting. $18 at Target. The vase, $20 at Target. Are you serious? Are you being so serious?
Starting point is 00:34:32 Yeah, yeah. On my life. Target's crazy for the markup. The coffee table. I found it on Facebook. marketplace for $250. I was because the people that
Starting point is 00:34:42 stage houses, yeah, they're not. They're sick and twisted. As if I'm not going to turn that around to see, studio McGee on the back. Like, did you? No, after that, we went back and got like the, like a QR scanner
Starting point is 00:34:54 and just started scanning all the barcodes to get to the source. Because after that, I was like, I don't trust this girl at all. I'm so sorry. Yeah, that is, oh, man. So I'm kind of going through with the real estate right now.
Starting point is 00:35:04 Maybe wrong by the appraiser, wrong by the stager. But you know what? Everyone goes through it. But I also think maybe they do the marker because like it's like interior design. Like if you don't know what goes together. I kind of think they just forget where they got things from and make it up. That's kind of the only thing I can think though.
Starting point is 00:35:19 They thought it was like this like new old artist. They have a storage space somewhere that it's all just sitting there. It's like props for movies. And they're just pulling it. And they're just, you know, throwing it in their, they charge it in Santa money to just stage that house. And props. Tiana was talking about this. Like she rented props for a photos shoot she did.
Starting point is 00:35:36 And the props are so... Even our, like, wedding. We remember those giant snowflakes we would not get? She was like, oh, they're like $10,000 a piece for these snowflakes. We're like, what the hell? And they're like, like you said, they're used, they're old, they're musty, dusty, crusty, and you're like, it's so weird. Yeah, that's...
Starting point is 00:35:52 Yes, you're better off anyways to get new energy furniture and... Yeah, so I'm coming through it, but I'm also just getting so antsy to move. Whereas, like, now that I'm like kind of close-ish, any setback is really taking a toll. Because also... someone in my complex just threw up in front of my car in my driveway, and I was like, no. It just keeps getting worse and worse. The 45th plane has hit Oscar Towers at this point.
Starting point is 00:36:17 Like, there's nothing left. It's literally just dust. It's crumbled. The walls are falling apart. I kind of think there's mold. That's just me thinking because I've been getting a little sick lately. I'm like, there must be mold in these walls. So I'm like really antsy to move.
Starting point is 00:36:29 Like, it's really starting to eat away at me. But we're getting close. It'll be yours. You'll get it. You'll be out. You'll have lucky girl. April. You know?
Starting point is 00:36:38 Like, it's really going to be it. Right. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. I feel good about this one now. Yeah. Honestly, the sign of the times, if you will, that good things are coming is something
Starting point is 00:36:49 that I care deeply about that you won't be invested in. But Olivia Rodrigo was photographed with Taylor Swift and also Sabrina Carpenter was in the room at the Paul McCartney concert over the weekend. Wow. A hot ticket? I guess so because everyone was there. Tate McCray, Jake Shane, like John Mayer. Everyone was at the show.
Starting point is 00:37:07 Where was Col McCartney playing? I think the forum. What's he performing? Just Beatles songs with the Beatles? And I guess the Millie Bobby Brown song, You may say I'm a dreamer. Millie Bob Brown song is crazy. Dreamer!
Starting point is 00:37:22 Oh, we were talking about last thing. No, I loved the Beatles. Last time we approved that I was a Beatles fan. Like, I do love the Beatles. I just think it's. Yeah. But to put it in Trisian terms, I guess it would be like if Jesus and God
Starting point is 00:37:34 were photographed together. Wow. That's what it's like, Olivia and Taylor come back. Me just being a super Christian. Yes, I want to see that. You would be gags if you saw Jesus in God. Maybe like Buddha and Jesus together would be kind of everything.
Starting point is 00:37:45 Okay, were. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And who's the third that you'd be excited about? Vishnu would love. Vishnu appeared upstairs. Did you see her Elvis took Vishnu to the top of the stairs? Every morning. She loves him.
Starting point is 00:37:54 She'll take it and she'll hug it and kiss it. That's so sweet. I was like, that's your friend. She's like, I have videos of her. She's just like, love, and sometimes I'll open her closet in her bedroom. It will be in there. Yeah, she moves him around.
Starting point is 00:38:07 She has a connection to him. Anyway, so Vichny, Buddha and Jesus. Yeah, so that would be like Sabrina, Taylor and Olivia being together. Wow. Yeah, yeah. Oh, he played the Fonda, the Fonda Theater. Oh, that's smaller. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:38:18 That's like way smaller. Yeah. On Saturday night. Do you think only celebrities were invited? No, it was also like regular folk. Yeah. But there was like, I guess the VIP suite was like jam packed because everyone was there, like, all the celebrities. But why is this a big deal?
Starting point is 00:38:33 Because to me, is it like, do they not like each other? Is it like Jesus and Satan being together? Like, is it like they don't like each other? Well, I don't think of them are staying. Well, I'd say, is there a feud? Yeah, there was a rumored feud. Maybe like Einstein and Jesus. Okay.
Starting point is 00:38:44 Right? Darwin and Jesus. They're like, wait, this doesn't make sense, but I'm glad you guys are working in on the remix. Yeah. I suppose so, yeah. Uh, where to even begin? Okay, I'm going to put it in the simplest terms.
Starting point is 00:38:55 Olivia is the original biological T-daughter, if you will, but she was left on the front steps of a fire station because, Because... This is not simple terms. I'm like, why is she in a fire station? She's being given up at birth? So Olivia was, when she came up, she was very much influenced by Taylor Swift. She was like a big super stand.
Starting point is 00:39:17 She was getting PR packages for like the lover album. She was part of the rollout for like the Taylor's versions. Okay. Like the first one. Loves Taylor. When driver's license came out, it was like her, it was Olivia and Taylor like battling it out. And Olivia was just like so happy to be in the top 10 with.
Starting point is 00:39:35 Taylor. Taylor called her like her daughter, gave her one of the, a ring that she got when she was writing one of her album. She gave it to her. But then Olivia released a song called Deja Vu in 2021. And the song Olivia went on to say was like kind of melodically inspired by Taylor's song Cruel Summer. She had another song called Good for You that one of the guys from Paramore was trying to like get writers credit on because it was like influenced by Paramore. So, was it? It was, like, influenced by misery business, that one Paramoir song, like, their first single. I know both of these songs, and I feel like they don't sound like each other.
Starting point is 00:40:14 Catee, yeah. It's, like, a little bit sure. I could see, like, you know, you take inspiration and you kind of make it your own just by, like, it being pop rocky, I guess. And same with, like, deja vu. It just has, like, this bridge or, like, honestly, like, the outro that just is very much, like, toxicy. Like, you're just spilling everything out. And that's what Olivia was, like, inspired by. so she ended up giving writer credits to Taylor on that.
Starting point is 00:40:37 And then there's debate on like, did Taylor, like, threatened to sue if she didn't give writers credit? No one's ever confirmed, but there's just like a lot of rumors. Olivia has another song called The Grudge, which talks about, like, looking up to someone and then realizing that they're, like, kind of vicious. So there's been rumors about them having a feud. Well, you look both of them.
Starting point is 00:40:57 So where are you leaning to? I have cognitive dissonance. I think with Olivia, because she is a stand and is younger, like if anything did happen. I would be like, I'd have to take Olivia's side, but I refuse to take sides because I do love and uplift them both individually. Okay, okay. And then obviously Olivia and Sabrina have their feud when driver's license came out because the song was about Joshua Bassett, who was double-timing. Olivia was Sabrina Carpenter.
Starting point is 00:41:23 So they were kind of going back and forth because when Olivia released driver's license, everyone was like, how dare that horse let Sabrina go steal a teenager's boyfriend? Oh my God. Who said that? That's what like the fandom Oh, Olivia said that I was like Jesus, oh my gosh No all Olivia said was you're probably with that blonde girl Who always made me doubt
Starting point is 00:41:41 She's so much older than me She's everything that I dream about So shady, the little older Not that much older, they're both young Well, she was like 16 And then Sabrina was like 1920 So like when you're 16 I does feel you know different
Starting point is 00:41:53 Yeah I guess you're also like a teenager Yeah But yeah so Olivia did an interview Where she talked about how she's friends With Sabrina now And she like It was with British folk She has a big fan of her album that they've reconnected.
Starting point is 00:42:07 And then now saying like Olivia and Taylor together. It's all healing. Nature is healing. It is feeling like a fruitful April as upon us. Olivia's about a release her new single. I'll probably be really annoying about that. Because Olivia, as we know, my needs. Thank you so much to Roe for sponsored today's episode of Just Trish.
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Starting point is 00:44:15 She unfollowed everyone. Oh. So I lost the Olivia follow, which was the worst day of my life. That's actually so sad. That was probably my, maybe 7th, 9-11. Oh my God, you have a lot. Is the first, your first? The first 9-11?
Starting point is 00:44:29 Maybe, yeah. Maybe so. So we have a way to prepare it. Yeah. Okay, damn. So I feel like that's. No, she's like at zero on like Twitter and Instagram because you know like people, the stand start like looking at who you follow, who you unfollow.
Starting point is 00:44:45 She's like, let me avoid all that and keep it a nice big fat zero. So when she logs in, she sees nothing? I think she has a Finsta is kind of what she hints at. And then one time I think she was logged into the wrong account because she was like liking stuff. Oh. And people like, oh, wrong account Olivia. And then she had to go like unlike. Oh, so people know.
Starting point is 00:45:04 Yeah, I think she, and she's young. So I would assume she just has like a. What's young? She is 22 almost. Oh, very young. Yeah, she just turned, I think she's 22. And where were they? Oh, they're at the Palm McCarty.
Starting point is 00:45:17 Yeah, yeah. A place for legends, I guess. I mean, shout out. Jay Shane's everywhere. He was at Paul McCartney and Justin Bieber. Oh, yeah. Everyone was at Justin Bieber. Everyone was at Justin Bieber.
Starting point is 00:45:28 The secret Justin Bieber show. that... Not so secret. I want to know that... I didn't... I should text in. I needed a little war because she was looking for
Starting point is 00:45:34 someone get me in on her close friends to Justin Bieber tonight and then she got in and then she got in. It was like, who can never get me in? I'll give you frequently in for life and then she got it.
Starting point is 00:45:40 Oh, the girls were scrambling to get on the guest list. It's pretty impressive though. Instagram is cool for that reason you can just put out. Like, who can get me in here tonight and then someone can. Like, that's cool.
Starting point is 00:45:48 Could never be me if I want to go somewhere. What? How do you get into that? Let me try that. That's crazy. Jake Shane was there. he was smoking outside. I was like, not Jake Shane smoking.
Starting point is 00:45:58 He looks like such a little young person to me. What was he smoking? I mean, it might have been a vape, but to me it looks like cigarette. Like he was at, I'm probably not cigarettes who smoking that. But like it was like the alley and it was just like smoke coming out of his mouth. And I was like, probably a vape. His bag boy era. I know.
Starting point is 00:46:11 Hollywood is changing. Isn't that funny? I think the same thing to when I see someone smoking. Like, wow. Bad boy. I always thought that. I remember like in high school I saw like Dylan and Cole Spouse would be smoking out back in the AMC. It's where the cool kids would hang out.
Starting point is 00:46:24 They would get dropped off at the AMC. thinking, oh, their parents thinking they're just going to go see a little movie. Which one? Which AMC? It's the one in Woodland Hills that's gone now. Oh, okay. There's like a spot in the back, like a back entrance, and that's where the cool kids. Mind you, I would be walking up, ready to go see Princess Diaries or whatever.
Starting point is 00:46:41 That was actually too early. Maybe like a mean girl's or something. And the cool kids would be out back smoking. And you would see them smoking. How old were they when they were smoking? For my age, so like they're like 14, 15, yeah. Smoking at 14, 15, wow. I guess that's what happens
Starting point is 00:46:56 to be a child star. Yeah, well, it was like the cool kids on my high school. Oh, were they cool? I guess the people who smoked at my school like cigarettes, those were like, ooh, scary, like look out for them. You know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:47:05 Like they were kind of like. Oh, no, it was like the popular kids. Oh, yeah, the little edgy. Grease, what are we in the 1950s? Like, I remember kids who smoked were like, ooh, like, are you okay? Like, yeah. No, they were like cool.
Starting point is 00:47:17 It could have been, I don't know, I'm not going to say what strain or whatever they were weird. Oh, I see, not nicotine. Yeah. Is that what's in cigarettes? I don't even know. Wrong person asked. I never.
Starting point is 00:47:27 I tried to get into smoking cigarettes and I just cannot. I really tried. Because that's what I heard it was like skinny at one point. Like you'd be skinny. I was like, oh, let me try a cigarette. I just couldn't. I couldn't inhale it. It reminds me of Tiffany Pollard with doing a Z-Way's interview and Zway asked her to do the anti-smoking PSA.
Starting point is 00:47:44 It was like, you should do it. You're going to do it. You'll be so skinny. And she was like, just like, hyping it up. And yeah, that's kind of what it gives. Yeah. I mean, it did. Everyone who was, they'd be like, I think.
Starting point is 00:47:55 I think, I think, I think, Jeremy Estons, or someone talked about it, like, just not having an appetite. If you smoked, I was like, damn, it sounds great. It never worked for me. I think it's probably for the best, yeah, because that stuff just ain't that good for you. Yeah. I have other vices, clearly, and it's not smoking cigarettes, which is, good for you. I did. I had a lot of vices.
Starting point is 00:48:17 I just physically couldn't do it. I needed something I could physically do, and I physically could not smoke. No, I couldn't even do it. I'm so sorry. Same. That's why I know I can never be friends with Miley Cyrus. Like, that's why Taylor is more my speed. Oh, you don't think she smokes a little?
Starting point is 00:48:34 I think Taylor vaped at one point because at one time she accidentally posted like a vape in the background of like her Instagram story or whatever. But. What do you mean she accidentally? She like didn't know it was in her hand or something. I think it was like in the background of her kitchen or something where she was posting like something she baked or whatever. What if it was hers?
Starting point is 00:48:50 What if it was like? True. I guess allege possibly maybe her vape or someone else. They like see something and they're just like, oh my God, she's vaping. It's like, well, there's probably 5,000 people that go through her house. There's 5,000 other people can be. Fair enough. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:49:02 I mean, maybe she's a vapor. I don't know. But we do know Miley Crumfarmed loves the. And I just can't like, I can only eat it. I can't, I can never figure out the bond. I can never figure out the pipe. Yeah. Same.
Starting point is 00:49:15 I never figure out the rolling. When to pull it out. It's just too much. When it breath, do you breathe? Yes. Or do you keep it in your mouth? You swallow. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:49:23 And when they're really cool and they do. like shapes like yeah oh yeah fears but it just can't be me yeah even eating it never really did anything for me isn't it crazy like you think about like Jeff Wittick going to like jail for selling it now it's like completely legal
Starting point is 00:49:36 do they get that time back is that what he went to jail for yeah oh wow I don't think they like how would they get the time back I don't know but some people were in like 15 years for doing it it is selling it and it's like now it's like or possession even if you just had it they're like you got arrested that is crazy it's pretty well well
Starting point is 00:49:53 I guess it's It's good. It's legal now. Get some taxes on it. Start paying for whatever we need the taxes for. Where did you see Jake Shane smoking out back? On X. He was next to somebody.
Starting point is 00:50:06 Everyone's like, oh, outside of, outside of, he was next to someone cool. I know. I need to see it now to fact check. But yeah, he was definitely smoking. Oh, he's with Tate McCray. Yes. What's on? Oh, the girls are out.
Starting point is 00:50:23 Tate McCrake, Craves. out. Tate McCraib. It could just be Tate McCrave. That would be my one suggestion. Yeah. Tate McCraib. Oh, yeah. He's taking a long drag out of the...
Starting point is 00:50:35 Oh, and he holds it like he's a pro. Is it a cigarette? It looks like it, but I guess it could be. I was like, wow. That's something. I know. It's not so crazy to see because you're just like, wait, you're so like, you're such just a young...
Starting point is 00:50:46 But I guess he's just as an adult. I don't know. He is. I get what you mean. I guess he's so much like me. I can't even imagine me. Like, could... That would be the gag of this.
Starting point is 00:50:56 Me outside of the Paul McCartney concert, taking a long drag. That would be the gag of the same. Yeah, there is just something like you just don't expect it. I don't know. No, I get that. Is this just a cigarette? I mean, if he is smoking that, it's just like,
Starting point is 00:51:09 no one really smoked. I don't know. He looks cool. You know? Like, he looks cool. Yeah, he does look cool, I suppose. But I love how, like, you know, it's also very hidden. Like, he never talks about it or anything.
Starting point is 00:51:19 You know, it's very, like, hush, hush. I don't know if it needs to anything. That's a secret, but. I'm me trying to see Okay, none in Tate McCraith. I was like, you can't be a singer and smoke him, right? No, AJ from Backsheet Boys talks about how he smokes like six cigarettes a day
Starting point is 00:51:32 and he's like performing at the sphere and yeah. Well, I don't think that should be promoted. Well, his boys is the best of all the Backstreet Boys. It still sounds so good. Everyone else, Brian, like everyone else is a little shaky. His is still gorge. He was at that heart.
Starting point is 00:51:47 He was right in front of his eye heart. Ari said she saw him and I was like, damn, we could have said hi to him. I didn't really get to see anyone on the carpet. We didn't really say hi to anybody. Did we? I don't know. I was too busy giving interviews.
Starting point is 00:52:00 It's one or after the other. I was like, hey, do you watch any movies this weekend? I did. I saw Hell Mary, Project Helmarry. Oh, I want to see that. I was going to say it's a very Moses movie. I know you will enjoy the hell out of it.
Starting point is 00:52:15 Wait, really? Why? I've seen some promo. Yeah, I want to see that. Someone said it's like E.T? It kind of gives a little E. T. Nachos for sure. It's like a movie.
Starting point is 00:52:25 Like when you think of a movie, it's like it gives movie. Did you like it? I did like it. It's a little long, but I enjoyed it. It's like sweet. It's heartfelt. It's very well directed, very well scored. Cinematography is great. Acting great.
Starting point is 00:52:40 Writing great. It's all real sets. It's not like CGI. It's all like a lot of practical. Even like the little aliens, like, you know, it's all practical. And they had like a real puppeteer and stuff. So it was really sweet. Very heartwarming.
Starting point is 00:52:53 Okay. Thought provoking. Just a little long for me. And I forgot to take an Adderwall right before. So that was also... What happens when you don't? I just start thinking about other things. Oh, I see.
Starting point is 00:53:05 Like my mind, I get a little antsy. Once it gets close to the third hour, I'm like, shifting a lot in my seat. Like... Do you make notes on your phone? Like, if you have stuff in your mind, do you, like, write it down or how do you remember it? During the film? Yeah. No.
Starting point is 00:53:18 Well, where do you go with the thoughts in your head? In my head. Oh, damn. Maybe empty them onto your phone and then you won't think about it. No, I'll be like that one meme of you when you had the big fuzzy pen and you were sitting on your bar stool in the middle of your kitchen. I think you were wearing like little jammy shorts and a blue V-neck shirt I want to say. And you had glasses on. Yeah, I was being a therapist to myself.
Starting point is 00:53:40 That's what it was. Yeah. I live. That's going to be me in the movie theater. Just like my big fuzzy pen taking notes. You should. Then you get it out of your head. No, that was the trend where everyone was doing like going to the worst reverse.
Starting point is 00:53:51 reviewed nail salon and I was doing the worst reviewed therapist and it was like me I don't know I had no friends I had nothing going on but that's what you do need to do and then you will have all the thoughts on your heart like I have probably like literally like kidding like like 100,000 notes like I just constantly like writing set down that way gets out of my head But then I wouldn't be paying attention to the film I would be taking... No, take two seconds. Like it's like, oh, a thought came in. I do it all the time. I just make a quick note, right?
Starting point is 00:54:15 I make notes all the time on my phone because I just need to get it out. You don't want to lose it because what if you forget what you thought? I don't think it was anything groundbreaking. Like, what would you be thinking about? I don't know. But to me, I'm like, the fact that I lost it
Starting point is 00:54:27 means it could be gone. You know, that's how I feel about it. So you're just sitting at a movie and you'll just be like... Sometimes like a line of dialogue or like the clothing, will remind me of something and I'll think about it for a second and then I'll be like, oh, hold on I'm watching a movie.
Starting point is 00:54:41 Me to myself. Hold on me. I'm watching a film. I may walk back in. I kind of think if that happens to me. Maybe. Like just getting sidetracked. I mean, so many times you don't remember the plot of a show you watched. Yeah. Yeah, you might be right on that.
Starting point is 00:54:55 But I feel like I'm pretty focused. Like, I feel like I like to watch. I feel like I'm focused, but maybe I just don't. If it's a show that you're 100% invested in. But if you're not, you definitely want. Yeah. Yeah, you're right. Sometimes I'm like, I don't know what just happened.
Starting point is 00:55:11 Like, we tried to watch Frankenstein, and that was, that was, that was just so long. I don't even got to Jacob Allorty. And we watched a long time. And I kept watching after. Did you ever see him? Yeah, yeah. Was he good? It was okay.
Starting point is 00:55:25 It was just really, like, I don't know, there's like almost like so many. It took so long to get to that part. And I was like, was that part of the movie necessary? Like, it? You watched it? You saw it? No. It was great.
Starting point is 00:55:37 Christop Walt is in there for no reason. You're just like, what is happening? Like, what is going on? I don't, I wasn't seated for it. Do you watch the new trailer for you for you? Yes, actually, right in the, in the dressing room. Is that what you're listening to? I did hear something.
Starting point is 00:55:52 Well, first I was listening to Flopcast, then I was like, let me take a B and make sure no news has broke while I was listening to these two fine young ladies. That's your new faith? They really crack me up. I need to listen. I haven't been listening. I haven't been in the car. Moses gets a shout out on this new one. because they're gloving.
Starting point is 00:56:08 Oh, you're inspiring. I'm telling you, Molly is a big Moses fan. Oh, my God, we got to get you on Flupcast. You're a PR person now. You need to reach out. You can't fit yourself. Yeah, near me. Yeah, just cross it out.
Starting point is 00:56:20 Oh, my God, that's so funny. I need to, I need to listen. I need to listen. I didn't have been in the car long enough to listen to anything. Yeah, they are. They are a key. I think for my episode when I went on, one of the comments was,
Starting point is 00:56:31 you need a screen time minimum of 15 hours and 37 minutes to understand anything they say. And that is the truth Deep cut or why? The way I understand them Because they speak just Meme internet reference I see
Starting point is 00:56:46 And like archival No context And like I can go because I know Exactly where it's from Because everything's a reference I'm afraid to reference Or not to reference They're referencing left and right
Starting point is 00:56:57 Got it got it got it got it So it is very that But I just get a tickled by them They are so funny Yeah There's not enough good podcast out there anymore. But yeah, I did my little pop-based sweep right before, and then I saw The Euphoria.
Starting point is 00:57:12 Wait, what did you? Your pop-base? My pop-like, I scroll through pop-base right before to make sure I'm not missing any headlines. Have you met pop-based in real life? No, but they follow me. I've only met Pop-Crave. Yeah, we met at Pop-Crave at Demi. Did you know them before?
Starting point is 00:57:26 No, that was the first time I met that. Yeah, I was like, wait, are you Pop-Crave? And then he's like, not Pop-Base. And I was like, oh, I was still gagged. I won't describe them too much, but he's a young guy, like, so young. How do you know all this stuff? Pop base? How do you know at all? There's like I don't know how it is for Pop Base. I know Pop Grave there are multiple craves.
Starting point is 00:57:44 There's one main crave, like you know, the HBIC of the Pop Crave. Right. And then there's like the other contributors, I guess. And then I don't know if Pop Base, I would imagine they must have a decent size team because they also cover events like in New York and stuff. So I'm sure it's a few of them. One man, band. Love that. He's like, I'm Pop Base. I was like, that's everything.
Starting point is 00:58:06 And he was, because he posted me on his This account. That is crazy. I thought of you, I, you know what I did start watching? 20 years too late is, uh, the Goon Beach. What? I was here for it.
Starting point is 00:58:22 So I watched like the ingredient. You just said literally a week ago, me with Mormon wives. You said a week ago that you have no interest on the Goon Beach. I had a lot of interest. After I watched the like, I guess it was like interviews from, was it the red carpet press event? I don't know. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:58:35 I was kind of like, I could get into this actually because I had watched like little clips and they were talking about moments. Like what moments don't people let you live down and they were just saying like random shit. It's kind of like, oh, this kind of sounds funny actually. Like I was like, I could sit and watch it.
Starting point is 00:58:47 So I did start it. I'm kind of into it. I kind of like the idea of like young love high school drama. Like I kind of I love that. Like Kristen's like I wore this because of the white party we had. And I was like, okay, let's look at that episode. You know what I mean? And so then I started being like into it.
Starting point is 00:59:00 And then two guys. Women all aged beautifully. men really don't age that well. It's very hit or miss for men. Who's a hit? I think Stephen Coletti aged well. Yeah, I guess of all of them. But the other ones, I didn't even recognize them.
Starting point is 00:59:16 Isn't that crazy? Like, wow. The girls are like exactly the same. They all get facelves. Like, they all look exactly the same. And then the guys were just like, because they would show, I think someone did the TikTok turn like, the guns in my head and I won't go. So they're showing them from like their yearbook and then showing them now.
Starting point is 00:59:31 Jesus. Like some of those people. did not age... It's just so crazy to think about them being on that show and then like, just being old now. You know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:59:41 It's like, they have to film something. Just weird. Just the drama of it all, I guess is just so funny to me. Like Kristen, when she was just like too cool to be like,
Starting point is 00:59:48 I don't care or whatever. What was the one? I think it was when they were having the dinner and she was just always too cool for the guys. She was just like, you know, no, I don't even care. He's like, you're mad.
Starting point is 00:59:57 I'm not mad. I just want to go to bed. I just want to go to sleep. And he's like, okay. She just was so cool. I wish I could be like that with guys, you know. Just not give up.
Starting point is 01:00:04 Not anymore. I mean, I'm married now. I don't need to be. But when I was single, I wish I could have been. Like girl maxing. I wish I was girl maxing. Yeah. I should have girl maxed more with most.
Starting point is 01:00:12 I was the opposite. I'm just like so clingy and like, don't leave. I should have been like, I don't even care. I'm going to bed. So I'm just tired. Yeah. Kristen was like the kind of, I guess, the bad girl. She was a little bit edgier, little rough around the edges.
Starting point is 01:00:25 She was almost like a little bit of a man eater. Yeah. Francis she was with Stephen the whole time. But she had the air. of someone who could just like, she comes and she goes. Yeah. You know, you can't hold her down for too long. And then Lauren was like, you know, the more demure, like the sweetheart, all-American girl.
Starting point is 01:00:42 Yes, yes. A little shy. Granted, she's like also gorgeous and stunning and perfect. Model. Yeah. They didn't seem like they had it all, right? They just had, like, cool cars. They were like range rovers and.
Starting point is 01:00:53 Yeah. Rich, good school. Yeah. Pick at whoever they wanted, whatever they wanted. Skinny. Mm-hmm. All of them. They're all still skinny.
Starting point is 01:01:02 No one gets fat out here. Not to talk about weight. I know, I was like, I don't know wait. But no one got fat. You always think one person from high school gets fat, but no one, I guess anymore's the opposite. Everyone just gets skinnier. Anyways, I kind of was into it. I jumped around a little bit, but I was kind of into it.
Starting point is 01:01:15 I was like, this looks kind of good. It looks better than the Hills. The Hills looks a little. This one looked more real, raw, authentic, just like kids in high school. Yeah, T. The Hills does get more scripted as it goes. Although was very fun, another fundamental gay building block for me. You loved.
Starting point is 01:01:31 when yeah because in the hills there's like a famous line where it's like Lauren's always going to be the girl who didn't go to Paris because she chose the guy she was dating over the opportunity of a lifetime to go to Paris Fashion Week and do what? And like work with the PR firm that she was interning at the fashion PR firm. She chose it for her loser boyfriend who ended up dumping her the next season. Who was the boyfriend? I think it was I want to say his name is Jason Waller. I think it was him.
Starting point is 01:01:57 No idea. Yeah, exactly. And that was. like a fundamental building block, like never be the girl who didn't go to Paris. Like, don't turn down the opportunity of a lifetime for someone who doesn't love you. You know what I mean? Like, it would be different if it was like her husband or someone who she had a real relationship with, but she was with an F boy who didn't give no F. Where are my gloves? Come on, heat. Winter is hard, but your groceries don't have to be. This winter, stay warm. Tap the banner to order. Towers who
Starting point is 01:02:35 Order your groceries online at walla.ca. Enjoy in-store prices without leaving your home. You'll find the same regular prices online as in-store. Many promotions are available both in-store and online, though some may vary. I was going to say, if it was like her husband or the person she was meant to be with, he'd probably like go to Paris, you know what I mean? You know what? That is an excellent point.
Starting point is 01:02:54 Yeah. You didn't have to choose between one or the other. You're not going to lose me. I'll be here when you're back. Because like, why did she have to choose? Why wouldn't he just be here when she'd be back? I think she was afraid she was going to lose him. And that's, yeah.
Starting point is 01:03:05 So that's why, again, this is why the hills were so fundamental to my life. That's so funny. I wrote about that in my new, my mark, I'm in the kitchen floor. I wrote about that where when I was going to celebrity big brother,
Starting point is 01:03:13 I was so miserable because there was two guys that I was really obsessed with that I met like a month prior to me leaving for London. I'm like, they're going to forget about me. So the whole time I'm in the house, I just want to be home. I just want to like see them.
Starting point is 01:03:23 And then I get out of the house. I self-evict and no text messages from any of them. I come back, don't hear from any of them until like December. I leave in September. and I don't get here from anyone to like December. And I was like, what the hell I'm going to stay in that house then? I thought they both would be like pining for me, like waiting for me.
Starting point is 01:03:38 Like, oh my God, we miss you. Like I remember the day I got off the plane in London, one of them had texted to be like, oh, you want to meet up? And I was like, no, I'm like, I'm here in London. This sucks. So I think that really, that's why I would love to go back in the Suburb of Brother House now that I'm married knowing that there'd be someone waiting for me outside. That's beautiful.
Starting point is 01:03:57 You know what I mean? And now I would have to worry about him forgetting about me. I'm like watching, you know. And running the campaign. I was going to say, yeah. Running my accounts probably, yeah. Giving my passwords. Yeah, I mean, that's, it really is time in place.
Starting point is 01:04:11 Timing is everything, you know. And Kristen and L.C. getting back together and taking pictures, that's healing too, right? Yeah, being friends. Honestly, it's so funny because I, as a viewer, you still like associate their high school love triangle as like something that must still like be heavy on their minds and hearts. And it's like, obviously it's not.
Starting point is 01:04:28 Who was the triangle with? Stephen Coletti, Lauren Conrad, and Kristen Conrad. Oh, okay. Well. Meanwhile, like, Yeah, he was cute back then. Stephen was, like, never unfaithful to Kristen. Like, obviously, it was played up for the show.
Starting point is 01:04:40 Oh. He never wavered. He never wavered on Kristen. Wow. What's his deal? He's married now or what? Yeah, he's married now. That's good.
Starting point is 01:04:47 So they're all kind of okay people. Yeah, I think so. Lauren, Lauren Conrad said this is, like, her going to be her last, like, TV thing. Because she really doesn't do much these days. Like, she made her, she made her coin. Doing what? Girl, let me tell you, back in the day, you could not keep the girls out of Coles
Starting point is 01:05:04 because Lauren Conrad had Coles. She was the candies girl. It was Hillary Jop. Yes. But Lauren Conrad, it was LC by Lauren Conrad for Coles. Everything you could ever want. Comforters, towels, sheets, tops, capris, sandals. Oh my God, I need that.
Starting point is 01:05:22 So she made her bag. And also in New York Times Best Selling author, much like your future self. Is she a memoir? Thank you. She wrote a fashion. book, I want to say, like a coffee table book. And then she wrote a young adult trilogy, maybe two trilogies.
Starting point is 01:05:38 I love the people who take book deals and just don't do memoirs. They're like, I'm just going to write about anything else. Who else did that? There's been a couple other people who do like, you know, a poetry book or like a cookbook or something. They don't, like, I'm not going to share my information, but I'll take that book deal. You know what I mean? I think that's kind of everything. It was, I think it was called like L.A. Candy or something.
Starting point is 01:05:55 So it was basically The Hills, but like in book form. Very Ellen Blanky. or follower, I think did that too. They're that. I think Zuella did that as well too. Like, let's just make a book that's kind of like my life, but not my life. But not, yeah. I kind of like that.
Starting point is 01:06:08 Respect that. That's cool. Okay. I love that. So, Elsie made her bag. And then she also, I think she was just doing a lot of brand deals back of the day. She was like the, she kind of gives Ms. Remy Ashton and Alicia Marie pre like YouTube. You know what I mean?
Starting point is 01:06:21 That's big to compare it. Because she gave like lifestyle girl clean, brand friendly, attainable, sweet. And you don't think she needs money anymore? She's just like I'm done. I think she also came from money because she lived in Laguna Beach. So I think she's good. You think like one of her parents died or something? I'd also, I'm sure her husband's probably rich, I would think.
Starting point is 01:06:40 Do you know anything about him? No, but he's like a regular smuggler guy probably doing well. Everyone I know who lives in Laguna Beach is doing just great. That's true. It's so expensive to live down there. I like a laguna beach. I like that area. They should bring the show back.
Starting point is 01:06:57 I don't know if you could. do a Lagoonoo Beach again. Maybe for YouTube. It kind of, YouTube kind of did something. Laguna Beach nachos. It was called summer break, I want to say. And it was like a YouTube, literally like a YouTube Laguna Beach.
Starting point is 01:07:12 It was just like kids like in LA who grew up around the beach. Like, and they have different love triangles and stuff. No one. It didn't hit. Yeah, I guess everything's just so oversaturated. Like it's like that wouldn't be entertaining to anyone because it's like, well, we just. We see it on TikTok.
Starting point is 01:07:24 Yeah. I see all the love triangles on TikTok. We don't need any of more mess. I guess some people are like not really. into drama anymore. Like, people aren't into like being the drama anymore. Yeah, that's why the Mormon wives. Right.
Starting point is 01:07:36 But now even they're like, you know, like Whitney's like, no, I'm on, you know, which is fine. Like, obviously elevate. But I feel like, you know, I think of like Jaden and Nessa and like all these people, you know, and it's like they could have all been. Was it Charlie to me and they'll land in? And like there's all these like little triangles and they just, no one feeds into that drama.
Starting point is 01:07:51 Like they should or could, I guess. I got the team 10 show. Like, was that a little bit? the hills there was a show or the YouTube videos or is there a show I think it was there was a time right is am I thinking of the right people or the keyer dragon was on it something with a house I was a it was a produce show or just for you two it was on Netflix yeah like a reality show and the key to dragon was on it everyone was like well she's not even she doesn't even go here but she would just come yeah was she in team dad I think just would come around was it the high house
Starting point is 01:08:22 house that's what it was oh oh they had their own show yes I couldn't yeah that was that was worn and hit? I don't remember. I know Vinnie Hacker. Vinny Hacker wasn't in it. Wow. He might have been. I think he talked about it when he was here.
Starting point is 01:08:37 He was in the original hypothesis. I just don't know if he was in. I didn't know. I didn't know. I don't know. Sounds awful. The Hypaws was awful. I mean, granted, I was older and like definitely did not.
Starting point is 01:08:48 Obviously wasn't for me, but it was kind of awful, huh? I never watched any of that, but there is a movie I'm excited about. which one did you see the trailer for Rupal's movie
Starting point is 01:09:01 oh yeah stop that train no is it a feature is it like yeah it's kind of like what was the movie with Pamela Anderson
Starting point is 01:09:09 was it the naked gun yes yes oh it's like that take that button take that button be like go ahead naked gun
Starting point is 01:09:17 just turn just turn that into gay and horny oh I love that it's like insane like funny comedy like just who else is in it
Starting point is 01:09:29 So many random drag queens. Yeah, Raven Simone is in it. Joel McAil is in it. At the end, they have like the names and he just keeps going and going and going and going and going. Giving White Little's four teas. And I think Groupol is the president. I saw one with Lisa Brenna too, was in it.
Starting point is 01:09:48 Is she the president? No. It's RuPaul. I don't know who she's blamed, but she's in it. Booked and busy. Maybe on Patreon we can watch the trailer. Yeah, it looks unhinged. You're into it? Yeah, it looks like. Like, everyone is saying that's a movie that if you show up high for, like, you'll have the best time you for life.
Starting point is 01:10:06 I will just have to show up. As the same, we don't know how to get there. Raw diet. Maybe some brownies. With a big Diet Coke with a little vanilla. Ooh, that sounds like a good high to me. Give me some nacho cheese, extra cheese, that Rico's cheese. That's our equivalent.
Starting point is 01:10:19 We never showed that. Oh, my God. I should show it. Rico's cheese, the cheese provider of the AMC nachos sent me so much Rico's cheese. And then they put my face on one. It was like Trish's Rico's cheese. and it was all bedazzled and stuff. And it's like upstairs.
Starting point is 01:10:32 I've been wanting to do a video. We'll bring it down. But they sent me all this is like a big bag of nachos from AMC and then all their cheeses. So thank you, Rico's cheese. It was a while ago. But they put my face on it, which made me really excited. And I do love a cheese, AMC.
Starting point is 01:10:44 McBang. We door-dashed AMC. And those, have you tried their little cookies? No. There's new, like, freshly baked cookies, but ours did not show up and it was very sad. But you can get big bags of popcorn now, and we got the big bags, and those are so good.
Starting point is 01:10:57 Oh, it's like heavenly to have AMC to your, door. Nothing better. So good. Did you see, was it Rob Rosh and Jake Weber at the gas? No, they're car washing, doing car washes. Oh, I didn't know they were washing cars. I did see them together.
Starting point is 01:11:15 Getting wet, spraying each other with hoses. Wild. I wonder why. I was thinking the same thing, but you know what? I didn't even comment. I just kept scrolling. I was like, you know what? This is a little too much for me right now.
Starting point is 01:11:27 It's a process. Did he bring his toothbrush? I didn't see the specifics of it. Is that how they shower? It's just a weird combo. Isn't it so funny to how like Traders once Traders is over? I guess some people, I guess like Gabby's like hosting a show and stuff. But I kind of forgot the last season.
Starting point is 01:11:45 Mine is Gabby Wendy. Dylan, dancing with the stars. Dylan Ephron. Yeah. Brittany Haynes still live for. But yeah, I guess that's how it goes, right? you just got to, that's why you got to keep working. Shout out that Gabby though.
Starting point is 01:12:02 She's really working. I can't. She, her next movie is with a freaking Connor story, which is, yeah. What do you mean her next one? She's already been one movie? I think she already did one or she did a series or something. And now, besides love overboard.
Starting point is 01:12:14 But, um, yeah. Oh, I didn't know. Yeah, her next one's with Connor story. Although, I guess she's going to clock me too because she did watch what happens live and someone called in to ask her about it. And about the movie? About, yeah. They were like,
Starting point is 01:12:25 hi, Gabby, we love you. Did you start working on your movie? with Connor Story yet. She's like, I was casted in it and nobody cared until they saw Connor's story was in it and you're just as bad.
Starting point is 01:12:39 And I was like, clock it. Now I'm in there. Well, he's the hot one right now. I know what I mean. She is too. But like,
Starting point is 01:12:46 I guess if I, I would love to be a movie with Connor story to be associated. You know what I mean? That's not a bad association. Yeah, who else? Yes or something messy. It was thoughts on the Bachelorette.
Starting point is 01:12:55 And she was, I'm here to talk about me am I show. I love it. Now that's a girl who's PR train because you're a I'm scared of what you would even say.
Starting point is 01:13:08 It's all over my tic-tok. Love of a board is all over TikTok now. Yeah, that's going to be a big one. I love the concept of it. I'm just like throwing someone up into the ocean. Let it walk the plank. It is crazy. In the ocean too, right?
Starting point is 01:13:19 Isn't that like scary? Just like jump off. I guess it's not that deep, but. Make sure they have divers under. Huh? Maybe they have divers ready waiting. Yeah. that seems kind of scary.
Starting point is 01:13:29 Because most likely they're not leaving the dog filming the show. Oh, I see. So you think they're just like most of the show is probably filmed, yeah. And this show that it's like the yacht to just to rent for a week cost like over half a million dollars. My God.
Starting point is 01:13:46 And then with all the expenses because it's like a 30 man crew boat. Is it Netflix? It's like probably, it's like around $750,000 a week. On while, right? Yeah. And there's crossover between love overboard
Starting point is 01:14:00 The Villa Where the Mormon Wives go You're sponsored by the villa I'm like where's that check? I don't know what kind of The cross promo Oh that doesn't make sense I forgot Mormon Wives is also on Hulu
Starting point is 01:14:14 My brain I was like because they talk about it so much The Villa's never going to happen Everybody keeps trying to make the villa happen Who watches the villa? Nobody Never heard of it Until now two weeks ago They're really trying to push it
Starting point is 01:14:26 They are I don't even know how many seasons, don't know who's in it. I only know Marciano because all the girls be kissing him for some reason. But that's the one that kissed the me, the me allegedly, and then Jesse. And then girl, my, you can't be in too many, you can't be sweet in these girls' comments because something will come out the next day. What happened? Well, I was, after Jesse did call her daddy, talked about divorcing Jordan. Let's celebrate that.
Starting point is 01:14:52 She posted like a funny, oh, I think it was to Michaela or something. I'm getting divorced. And I was like, yes. Like, I'm celebrating. I'm going to go release some butterflies, girl. So happy for you. I was in the comments. Did you do the snap emoji?
Starting point is 01:15:07 I was dancing. I was living life. I was like, yes, love this girl. Love this for you the next day. Everyone's mad at Jesse because she was kissing Miranda's ex-husband, Chase. Oh, when? Like a week or two ago. So.
Starting point is 01:15:25 And then Miranda's expose. and all that tea. Jesse's sending Miranda flowers, being like, I am so sorry thinking of you. Miranda's making TikToks to the song Backstabber by Kesha. Then the other women wives are like, Whitney's like
Starting point is 01:15:40 OMG, what is going on? Michaela's like, we got to get the cameras back up. Like, it is just a mess. A mess. You think it's real or you think it's for the cameras? I think it's real and I think these girls think there's only 10 men in all of Provo, Utah. Let's get a Raya account. Raya, I
Starting point is 01:15:57 I am telling you, please sponsor these goals. That's true. For life membership because they need to get out of Provo, Utah. Yeah. I think that is so true. And I think, like, they all got married, like, so young. So this is, like, their wild phase. It's, like, except now they're, like, they have, like, kids and stuff.
Starting point is 01:16:13 And it's, like, you can't be, like, too wild. It's, like, got to be, like, a little, like, responsible. But also, it's, like, these are your friends and your coworkers and, like, what are we doing? I don't know. I'm not really seen it for that mess. You know what I mean? I'm kind of like, I did hear a little bit. But I don't know.
Starting point is 01:16:27 I was kind of like, this is sad, honestly. It just kind of makes me sad to watch. It's like not really like something like, it just seems, I don't know. It seems like Laguna Beach in 2006. And I'm kind of like, well, we're not 16. And I kind of don't care about that. But I guess I'd rather have this drama than the seriousness of the TFP
Starting point is 01:16:43 and all of those charred. Like this is kind of more. True. Yes. It's more what you would sign up for when you clock in to watch Secret Lives of Mormon Lives. Like these are the secrets I think y'all are keeping. I see. Yes.
Starting point is 01:16:56 other charges. Okay. So I guess in comparison, some people thought like, oh, they're doing this to help distract from Taylor, but I think they're just this messy. I really do think that it just... Taylor's probably happy. It's probably like, well, there's anything to get off of me or something like that. But there's just constantly new developments with these women.
Starting point is 01:17:11 It's wild. It's wild and life-changing. I feel for them. I do. I feel like I actually do feel bad because it is like growing up Mormon seems a little, like, I don't even want to use cultish, but it seems very strict and very judgey. like you can't do this and you can't do this and you can't drink soda and you can't do that
Starting point is 01:17:29 or caffeine like it seems a little like strict and I think like if you restrict people young kids growing up it's like and they have to get married I think Whitney and Connor was like arranged right and it's like you're you're kind of in these arranged marriages and you have to get married by a certain age and have kids and that's what you're taught to do
Starting point is 01:17:44 is like you just got to reproduce and get married and serve the man like yeah I mean you probably have to go through rebellious stage later in life and that kind of sucks because it's like now you're adult and you don't know, you weren't raised to, like, be able to think for yourself and do things for yourself, which, I mean, they're all pretty adjusted, but, yeah, I guess having to see it all play out.
Starting point is 01:18:03 Like you said, I guess that's what the drama is for. Yeah. I just get them mixed up, and I can't really, honestly, I can't even remember who she kissed after what you just said. You said she kissed somebody's husband. And that's whose husband. And Lela dated him, too? Lela dated him, too. So he's kind of like the community goods.
Starting point is 01:18:19 T. All the, people do like Chase. He is the woke one of the group, at least. Why? What makes him woke? because he hates Jordan he hates all the antics he hates Zach
Starting point is 01:18:28 because Zach is really homophobic so he clocks everyone else being a menace so we at least like that chase he's also was problematic but it's turned around and it acknowledges his thoughts about like he had a podcast where he's like really misogynistic talking about them but he acknowledges it
Starting point is 01:18:44 takes accountability for it addresses specifically he's like yeah I was an A-hole for that and I don't think like that anymore Wow I think it's the first dad talker to take accountability somewhere. I know. Yeah, okay, we like that. We'll take what we can get it.
Starting point is 01:18:56 I did see Layla, she was next to one of the other Mormon wives, and it was like, uh, would you rather, like, if you had to date Chase again or keep Dakota on the show? And she's like, I'd rather date chase. Yeah, I didn't think they got decoder off, I think, but. Yeah, he's the worst. I mean, he's the worst. No redeeming qualities for him. No.
Starting point is 01:19:19 No. But it has been slowing down a little bit, which I'm grateful for. These girls, who, I mean, it's been relentless with them. It truly has been relentless. So I would definitely, I think we need a little reprieve. Even like I was tried to watch season one. I think I'm like episode four, but even me who was like, I just, I burned too hot too soon. I was like, I think I need to take my foot off the gas and take a little break and then circle back and finish this.
Starting point is 01:19:48 I think you all need a little Mormon wave. Break. Yeah. Oh, another apology. Speaking of mixing up, you didn't mix up Livy. Livie Dunn. Oh, my God. Who?
Starting point is 01:20:01 Livy Dunn is not the... Who's Livy Dunn? The one who teaches about E.D. is on TikTok. Not her. She's just naturally thin, I suppose. I'm so sorry. Libby Don. Who am I think he have?
Starting point is 01:20:15 I forgot her name. It gets with the S. No, I swear it's Libby Dun. I'm so sorry, Livy Dun. Oh, no. Yeah, we had a lot of comments about it. Oh, no. I am so.
Starting point is 01:20:23 We, oh my God, I feel so bad. I would have done a TikTok apology. I didn't know. We're so far into it to be giving an apology. I forgot. Head of the show. No, me just like ripping her apart. I'm so sorry.
Starting point is 01:20:34 I know. And the Raising Cain's brand deals and everything and the Baywatch. That was crazy. That's crazy. That's crazy. Oh, my God. I am so sorry. Schmidt.
Starting point is 01:20:46 Liv Schmidt. But, okay, so they could see where the confession would happen. That is crazy. Do you see why we name our kids Aquaman and Elvis? That's too confusing. I've never heard of Liv Schmidt. I apologize. Liv Schmidt.
Starting point is 01:20:58 You never had heard of her? I've never heard of her. The only live I heard of was Liv done, so I assume that's who you must be it. Oh, did you finish my live or did I say live done? You said live done. I was like, oh, I was going to say that because that's the only live I know. So sorry, Livy done. And Liv Schmidt, you're awful.
Starting point is 01:21:15 Oh, my God, I'm so sorry. Oh, my God. Congratulations on Baywatch, girl. You're going to serve. Oh, my God. I'm so sorry. Wow. Thank you for not suing me.
Starting point is 01:21:26 Oh, my God. I retract it. My apologies. You are beautiful. And honestly, Lipschmidt. You're beautiful, too, but is her name Lipschmidt? Yes. Isn't that like a TV show?
Starting point is 01:21:37 Lipschmidt. I feel like my brother watches a show called. Anyways. You're beautiful, too, but you're spreading harmful information. So, damn it. Sorry. Yikes. I am so sorry.
Starting point is 01:21:49 I'm old and I don't know these things I have white blindness I do get white people mixed up constantly I was gonna say that like a skinny white blonde girl I literally do have white blonde even at work last year when I was posting for like the Oscars of the Vanity Fair party
Starting point is 01:22:06 I got all the white men confused I did and then I woke up the next morning they were like Oscar you named all these people wrong and I was like oh I know I get that way too especially the new Bay Watch cast like they all look they're all no A Beck looks like everybody and they all look like Noah Beck and girls all look like each other. They all look like Chia Gerber.
Starting point is 01:22:26 They're all gorge, of course, but I guess that's one thing I'm thankful for when you're not conventionally attractive is people don't forget you. People spot you in a somber interview. You know what I mean? They can't pass that up. It's like, you know, it's good to stand out a little bit. I was on the worst dress list too. I've heard of mention that.
Starting point is 01:22:43 Oh, yeah. I saw you post that. That's crazy. I have Jared styling me for the euphoric. premiere. Major. I hope I like it. I'm so picky.
Starting point is 01:22:52 Like, I know I don't have good fashion sense, but I also know that I don't have good fashion sense. So if someone who does have good fashion sense was having together, I'm usually like, oh, I don't like it.
Starting point is 01:22:59 Like, I feel like when I've been style of like magazines, I'm kind of like, but then people will be like, oh, no, you look really good. So I don't know if I should like trust the process or just go with a cosplay. I think trust the process. I think this one
Starting point is 01:23:08 because it's, it's just every fashion girl you could imagine is there. But that's like, that's like, I don't, I can't compete with that because it's like, I'm just not a fashion girl. I'm not.
Starting point is 01:23:21 It is almost so unexpected for you to just serve fashion. I don't think I can. I don't think I can. You can step closer to the med gala. Yeah. It's like hiring a chef. It's always sometimes they make the food a little bit more just to show there's a chef in house. Oh.
Starting point is 01:23:40 And that's where you like. I should because Tiana has a stylist. Yeah. And her stylist came and she was pulling Dolce pieces for her. I was like, but they can't pull anything. I don't know. I'm so nervous. He's coming during the nap time, during the girls in nap time this weekend. So yeah, I just, I just, okay, we'll see. I should just trust the process. It's my first time I'm going to use a stylist. It's good options. Yeah. Yeah, I guess we'll see.
Starting point is 01:24:05 And sometimes you don't even know what looks good on you until someone points it out. That's true. That's true. Like stuff you wouldn't even consider because you thought like, oh, I would never look good in that. Yeah. take someone who has an eye. Eye. Yeah. The layering, the accessories.
Starting point is 01:24:20 I'm just, like, not good with any. I usually just put up an outfit and, like, go out the house. So we'll see. All right. I got to show up next to Zandaya and Hunter Schaefer and Sydney. Mat Apatow, Alexa, Demi. Am I going to be in the group shot where everybody gets in? Oh, me too, actually.
Starting point is 01:24:41 It's on the end. I was holding your sign. I will make sure. I will make sure, excuse me. Yeah. Just cross it out. That is so funny. Oh my God.
Starting point is 01:24:54 Yeah, do I go during the influencer carpet or the cast carpet? Like, where do I go? Like, it's going to be so confusing. That's what's unique. You'll get to do both. That would be kind of a gag, the influencer portion. Like, you come early in the cosplay, quick change and then have your cast. Not an actress.
Starting point is 01:25:11 Yeah. I'm in the cast photos. Very Hannah Montana TV. Yes. Did you see my cosplay? I sent you for Hannah Montana? No. I sent to you on TikTok.
Starting point is 01:25:18 Oh, girl. I found the best one for us because Lily is wearing like a black vest with a pink wig. I love. Do you know? No, I love a Lola luffingle. Oh, is it Lola? Yes. Okay, yes.
Starting point is 01:25:29 She was, okay. At first I was like, like, why could be her because she had a cool, like, pink, hot pink bob that I literally have. And I was like, oh, that's everything. She had like a black vest with a white t-shirt. And I was like, wait, that could be Oscar because then Hannah was wearing. She had like a pink layered skirt with, like, music notes on it. And it said, like, dream on this thing with like a black leather jacket. And I was like, ooh, I could be.
Starting point is 01:25:46 So I sent it to you. That's our cosplay. I'll get the headbands around. Because it was really just like a headband and the wig. I liked it. She looked really cool. Yeah, I've been just seeing on the Hannah Montana club. So I'm like, I kind of like the show.
Starting point is 01:25:56 I can get into it. Do you know why? Hannah Montana fact over here. Why they switched, why they moved homes from season three to season four. No. They like, she went from like the Malibu Beach pad to like the ranch. So she could have her horse blue jeans, right? And so they, but for like the behind.
Starting point is 01:26:14 the scenes of it was they renamed the show, not Hannah Montana. It was like Hannah Montana. Forever? Forever. And they did that because usually people get like pay raises for season four, but it started out as season one of a new show. So obviously probably not like Hannah and Bobby Wright. Like they probably got like Billy Ray.
Starting point is 01:26:33 They probably got like raises. But I guess like all the crew and stuff had to just keep their salaries because they started on the one. So they had to like switch the sets and everything to like cut costs, which is crazy because like the show was successful. I know. Like, why would you not want to... Like, we'd rather build a whole new set than start a new show than for people.
Starting point is 01:26:49 Yeah. How about give us that money you used to build a set to, like, give it to us? Like, that's so shady. I kind of hated that. I mean, it's just something on TikTok. I can't confirm, but I did... I thought that was an interesting fact. Because I was like, why did they change it?
Starting point is 01:27:01 Because it didn't look as good. But Jason Earl put her as the... Oh, was it McClaudey Clark and put Brenda's, as all the months. That's the energy I would like to see. Actually, that's the energy. you gave someone asked Moses on the red carpet who you decided to hear to see tonight he's like hurt I was like okay I love that and then it was a thing too there was something else something I love that award and I was like you're the award yeah that's right that's right yeah
Starting point is 01:27:29 you do get that energy you give the same McCullochalkin energy uh well a controversy that you got into that yeah well I'm not into as you were involved into as you were investigating okay I was like, oh my gosh. The casino butter. What is the casino butter? Did you know? Did you investigate it? I did look deeper into it.
Starting point is 01:27:51 Yeah. It has, first of all, it's a really old video. Like, it's from 2024, but it's gone viral again on Twitter. And Reddit and TikTok. It's cross platform. A server at a steakhouse, cutting a steak on a stone, and kind of giving this step-by-step tutorial on the process
Starting point is 01:28:12 and what she's doing and why she's doing it. And she's cooking it at the table? She's cooking it at the table. Yeah, it's like a thick piece. The steak? The steak. Did you watch the original video? No, I just saw my video.
Starting point is 01:28:22 Oh, okay. Wait, I remember seeing it. Casino butter. It's controversial. It's just like popular now. Push it right into the stone like this. Kind of let it sit there, a lot of hang out.
Starting point is 01:28:33 We all know how to see your steak, right? All right. For demonstration purposes, I'm just going to show you real quick. The salt is supposed to prevent sticking. It doesn't always work that way. so you can take your knife and cut as close to the stone as you can, okay? Are you okay with butter on your steak? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:28:48 This is our casino butter. My one rule is that this butter does not go directly on the stone, okay? I don't know if you guys have cooked with the cast iron before, but it's not like that. It's not going to, like, season the stone. It's just going to burn the butter, okay? So this is going to go right on my steak. Mm, that's good on it. And then I'm going to start cutting my steak into bite-sized pieces.
Starting point is 01:29:10 This diva. I love her. She's doing this effortlessly. Put it loose. Cut a couple pieces off. When we leave a steak on the stone hole, it's not going to cook through the way we want it to. So I'm going to start with something small like this
Starting point is 01:29:22 and put this back where it originally came from. Now, for times, it'll be about 15 seconds here for rare. She's just cooking a piece at a time? 45 for mid-wrote. That's- What? I know. This girl, I don't know. Where do you work?
Starting point is 01:29:38 Black Rock, I think. Okay. I mean this with all. my love. I love that you don't know what the hell you're doing, but she's acting as if she is the finest chef in the world and that I live for the fantasy. It is kind of giving drag. Like, it gives drag to me. Like, she is mutilating the steak. It's just like, I'm putting a little salt so it's not going to stick to the rock. It's stuck to the rock. She's like, that happens sometimes. She's making shit as she goes along. She's like, my rule, don't put this casino butter
Starting point is 01:30:12 on the rock. She does not give up. She is just here playing a little... I do love that. Yeah, I'm going to do that one. This gives one of your role plays. I should do that. Moses, get a stone and a steak. Get me some fillet. I'm going to cook it. Because it really is like, why are you cooking it on this little stone? Like, the steak is good because like the high flames. Like, that's why you don't cook steak as good as home as other places with the high flames. Why is it on a little stone? Why is she cooking it at the table? Like, it's Korean barbecue. And why did she cut such a little section off and just cooking it a little bit out of time? Okay, for 15 seconds. And then what she can
Starting point is 01:30:41 serve that little piece? I'm so confused. This is so, you saw it? The casino water? Yeah, but it's like, first of all, what a hazard to have that hot stone there for people to work with. But in Korean, in Korean, like, places you go and you have in the middle, it's almost like a barbecue. So you cook your food. Yeah, that's what we just said, yeah.
Starting point is 01:31:02 But this is like, it's just a hot piece of stone. But she's like teaching them how to cook, but then she's cooking it for them. So you're supposed to do one bite at the time? Like you just cook every bite. In her world, yes. And I live for that fantasy. I love for her too. She gives.
Starting point is 01:31:19 Everyone's been saying it's like the Avengers assemble of like the server, the service industry memes. I don't know. Let's ask the audience. You know that girl? No. You have had to have seen this girl. It's a girl.
Starting point is 01:31:32 Like someone's being a Karen and like recording her complaining about the food, the waitress. And she's like dealing with them. And then they ask her some stupid question about like, oh, do you think that looks good? And she goes, she's fed up at this point. She goes, I don't know. Let's ask the audience. And she holds the food up to the camera because they're filming her.
Starting point is 01:31:50 Oh, that's funny. Yeah, that's a good one. No chick filet sauce. Oh, yeah. She kind of gives up, right? The no chik flay sauce, yeah. And that one, I believe they, them, who, like, has the apron, like, snatch so they have a waste.
Starting point is 01:32:01 Yes. It's kind of like, this is my Avengers. Okay, I love that. I'm assembling a team. This lady's in there for sure. 100%. Yeah, she is, like, giving instruction, but also not knowing what to do. I love the confidence.
Starting point is 01:32:13 Like, that's why, how can you not say mother? Like, she gives mother 100%. I would love to find her at Black Rock. Where's Black Rock? Where is it? A Black Rock Steakhouse. I thought it was in Vegas, but let me see. I just never been to a place where you, like, cook your own steak.
Starting point is 01:32:28 I don't know if I want to. Black Rock Bar and Grill. Someone nearby. Let's see, locations. We take a little road trip for Patreon. Oh, it's in Michigan in Ohio. That makes sense. that makes sense that it would be in the Midwest.
Starting point is 01:32:43 Love you Midwest, but they do some weird ass shit. Like here, cook your own steak. Like, what? That's not. Okay. That's so funny. Well, maybe you should try that, Moes. Just get a little stone for the next time you cook steak. The big tomahawks. Literally, my whole Twitter now is just everyone,
Starting point is 01:33:01 Casino Butter. Me too. Well, the one I saw was my little video. It was like a video of me and I saw someone and I just like, reach out. I was like, what's Casino Butter? I need you to come up with a good meme for me because I want to post it on TikTok, but I couldn't think of my own meme for me.
Starting point is 01:33:13 The one, did you see the video? The one of you crying when you found out you were pregnant? Yeah. Oh, yeah, I said that was mean when I found out Trisha lost the word. I sent that to Jimmy. I sent the videos like me finding out she lost. Yeah. Oh, you should send that to me.
Starting point is 01:33:24 I want to post it, but I don't have a good meme. Help me guys in the comments below. Like, I don't know what is the good. It's me reacting when I was pregnant. I'm like, oh, I'm so excited. Like, I'm just crying, shaking. And I've seen so many good ones on Twitter. Like, I've been retweeting a couple.
Starting point is 01:33:36 I'm so bad at memes. I'm so about it like coming up with my own. Like there's nothing funny. I really was trying really hard last night. When you won the first T award. I think it has to be something people are familiar with. Well, they will be tomorrow. I don't know.
Starting point is 01:33:50 Okay, maybe you might be right. We'll see how it goes tomorrow. I don't know. I wish I could be better at memes. I'm so not. I live for people pulling this out of nowhere. I still don't understand where this particular clip came from because this is the one that randomly has like a Snapchat ad for you in it.
Starting point is 01:34:07 The one where I'm like pregnant, it pops up like new or something. Yeah. But it is in the gay reaction incyclopedia. Gay underscore reactions. So. It's so funny. I'm right. Yeah.
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Starting point is 01:35:16 To take things. Like I saw drinks for gays used my gay song for like a Gavin Newsom post. I was like, this is everything. It was so random. It was just like, can Gavin Newsom talk about gay people or something? And it was just like, I love this. I don't know. But especially that clip is so funny because it's just like so random.
Starting point is 01:35:35 Like it's just from like. I know. It was during my flop era where nobody was watching. So it's like this clip that has like no views. But now it gets like millions of views on. Yeah. And that is my mind. Every time I reference something, a plane hitting one of my towers, that's,
Starting point is 01:35:48 know that that's what I'm feeling internally. So. Yeah, that's my internal monologue is that scene. So maybe that gives context. Yes. Yeah. Who knew? I actually filmed all my pregnancy reactions.
Starting point is 01:36:03 We never filmed my reaction to Aquam. that one would have been good because I was a genuine Dispolic That was genuine I passed out I was genuine white in the face I was like oh It's so scary Anyways well
Starting point is 01:36:17 The meme that could have been The meme that could have been with that one would have been Oh another great source of memes from the weekend The Miss Grand Thailand contest My algorithm was also all of this I'm mine too Well I watched so many times I was so confused I was like what's the mean
Starting point is 01:36:32 Like I didn't really get it at first and then someone circled it and I was like, oh, I see now. Yeah, there are two crazy things happen here at this beauty contest. So I'll start with the one that we both saw, I'm assuming, is one of the contestants went viral because she was a serving choreo. She was serving hardcore choreo. Going off. Going off during the swimsuit category. Yes, I saw.
Starting point is 01:36:58 The meme I saw was, was it me on Kameen while everyone else said Molly? This, that's what I was like, I got what it was. She was going for it. As the kids said, Brett was due. She's like, she's like, I loved it. She had one chance and she took it. Yes. And mama kudos.
Starting point is 01:37:21 For stealing. Always just know when there's a camera around, you have one second to make an impression. Very you winking in the back of something. We, you know, just do a little dance, a little jig, whatever it takes. You need to be seen for that one second, make it count. It is so fierce.
Starting point is 01:37:35 just every beauty queen doing like proper demure, shoulders back, chest up, just looking, sickening, very put-sogether poise. And this diva breaking it down as a camera pan. It was a quick five-second pan. That's all she needed. Did she get arrested? Someone said she got arrested for, because you're not supposed to like move like that over there. I don't, I looked up a couple articles and didn't say she was arrested. Okay.
Starting point is 01:38:00 That could be fake news. She is a dancer though, like professionally. Like her Instagram is like a lot of her dance. video so it does make sense why she took the opportunity she's trying to promote her dance girls who's this dancer and she did place in the top 20 so it's pretty good yeah honestly they all were beautiful Thailand does have some of the most beautiful women I do believe I think that's like a known thing they're just really I know because all a tough competition at this beauty contest because they were all sickening it just like beautiful all them have like
Starting point is 01:38:29 beautiful bodies skin faces I'm just like love that love that energy over there I'm checking her Instagram to see if she's in prison or not. No? Well, the Instagram won't have it. You got to check the news. Like, Des Mois. But if she's posting on her Instagram, then that must mean she's not behind bars. Oh, wow.
Starting point is 01:38:46 She might have someone posting for her. She might have gotten released. She's reposting all her viral clips. Oh, no. Here she is she recording a little selfie. I think she's free. Okay. Was she ever arrested?
Starting point is 01:38:58 I don't think so. No, okay. I might have just saw in passing. See, a good thing we have asked her here to verify most of the time. You screwed me on the living done. Again, white blindness. Wow. It's white TikToker blindness 100%.
Starting point is 01:39:13 True. I'm making sure. I mean, I'm not seeing anything. I guess we'll have to issue a statement next episode if she was in fact arrested. But right now it looks like she's walking free. Okay. I don't know. Someone had said, oh, you can't dance like that over there.
Starting point is 01:39:28 And the other viral moment was another contestant. Her veneers fell out very tanamojo. fell out mid-speech during one of the preliminary rounds. Was it just one that popped out? I think I saw it. I thought it was, hold on, let me put the video for reference.
Starting point is 01:39:45 I thought a lot. Because she giggled, right? She was like laughing. PSA, don't get veneers. Let's leave that back in 2016. It looked like the front. Almost like a flipper or something, you know?
Starting point is 01:39:58 Yeah, it was like the front tee. Fell out as she was speaking. Well, did she have teeth underneath? Yeah, she had real teeth underneath. Okay, so it was just like a flipper. It was giving flipper because it was the full top. But again, she held her own. And you know what she made, she had a moment.
Starting point is 01:40:18 She made it a moment because she was... Wrong kind of moment, though. True, yeah. I don't know if I'd want that moment, you know? I was like, oh. But now she's getting international press coverage because of this moment. That's true. That's true.
Starting point is 01:40:29 Is she doing interviews? Is she like making the most of it? Is she... her people in the beauty and the beauty contest did issue a statement to People magazine. So that's something, I suppose. And what they say? They said during the on-stage production, Komo-Wan-Shanago experienced a minor and unexpected incident in which her veneer teeth became dislodged.
Starting point is 01:40:52 We are proud of her confidence and stage presence throughout the competition. And the rest of the event continued smoothly without disruption. Because, yeah, she had that little incident. You know what? she held their head high and she sashed back to the end of the stage after she gave her answer and that's what you got to do. You got to keep tugging.
Starting point is 01:41:10 Well, it's on English. What language is it in? Maybe I know. I've been learning Korean. Oh. Oh. Yeah, they're on languages. I think so, yeah. But it's closed caption, but it's also
Starting point is 01:41:23 closed caption in Thai as well. Oh. Oh. I don't know any Thai. Do you? Mm-mm. I need to learn it. That's your next language. Maybe. I would love to go to Bangkok.
Starting point is 01:41:36 You ever been? No. Is that where... Ironically, I think that's where the America's Next Top Model season went, and it was the season with Danielle with the veneer. Oh, I guess that. The Gap and Jody with the veneer, so...
Starting point is 01:41:50 Everyone's losing teeth over there. Yeah. Very that. The hangover. They lost teeth over there. That was Thailand. White Lotus is Thailand. Yeah. Chess, one night.
Starting point is 01:41:59 Bangkok in the world's your Who sings that? From Chess, the new show with Liam Michelle and Aaron Tavit. I didn't know that was happening. What network is that on? It's Broadway. Oh, Broadway show.
Starting point is 01:42:12 You just said the new show. I'm like, what show? Oh, on Broadway. Okay, well, we got to specify, Mama. There's shows across. The old fashion shows. What is it? Yeah, like the show was Broadway.
Starting point is 01:42:25 Did you see Ryan Reynolds was at the last performance of Jonathan Groff's? Justin Time on Broadway. No. Something weird was happening. I don't know. He was like spanking him.
Starting point is 01:42:35 He bought a ticket to spank him. And then Blake Lively was right behind him. What's happening with that? Justin won? And no one talked about it? No. I think it's still to go to trial. Oh, because process is like,
Starting point is 01:42:45 Justin Baldoni won. And I was like, oh, how come no one's talking about that? No. It's going to trial. I think it's next month. No one cares anymore, huh?
Starting point is 01:42:55 Everyone just like over it. I think it'll pick back up when the actual trial happened. Oh, Maine. May 18th is when the actual... And it's like a jury? I think it's going to, like, a jury trial, yeah. You think it's going to be televised?
Starting point is 01:43:09 I forget if it is in New... I think it's in New York. Oh, so no. So no. Yeah, I think... Which states? Does California? I think California does.
Starting point is 01:43:20 I know Florida does, right? Because that's where... I think that's where the Johnny Depp Amber heard. Heard was like North Carolina or something like that. That sounds right, yeah. But Florida probably would... California definitely. I think we're always seeing like OJ and stuff.
Starting point is 01:43:32 Yeah. I mean, not anymore. He's dead. Oh, wow. 47 states permit cameras. So there's only a few that don't. It's interesting. Wait, how many?
Starting point is 01:43:47 47. 47 states permit cameras. And why don't the others? What are they hiding? Why don't we can't? Like, why can't we see? You know what I mean? And others have strict limits.
Starting point is 01:43:58 I don't know. And how do you get to choose what state you're in? Like, how come they're doing it in New York? It depends where the crime. Yeah. So the giant-depth crime was in North Carolina? Or Georgia, I think it was, maybe. What was happening down there?
Starting point is 01:44:17 They live down there. Like, that's so weird to me. It was Virginia. Oh, okay. That's because the Washington Post article was published in servers located in Virginia. Wow. Yeah. How crazy that.
Starting point is 01:44:31 as well. All right. More fake news that I saw because I was like, oh, he won't. No one was talking about it. He had a quote unquote legal victory, but I guess it kind of just, it just, I know more, like, he got basically approval for more text messages to become like public or something. So I think that was one of the little victories. So, yeah, it's like a small thing.
Starting point is 01:44:54 But the whole shindig is May as of right now. Oh, my gosh. I know. It's been forever. Oh, right around the mechality. too. At my birthday. Why do we have so much happening in May?
Starting point is 01:45:05 And all your shows. Oh, that's right. Oh, my God. I might be in England. I might not be able to keep up with it. I won't even know what's going on. Damn. Yeah, May is crazy.
Starting point is 01:45:15 Netflix is a joke. Palm Springs. My billboard is up now in Palm Springs. I'm next to. Who's I next to? Sugar. Sabrina Carpenter? No.
Starting point is 01:45:24 Oh. Is there a duo called like Sugar something? Sugar Land? Oh, their country duo. Yeah. They were on my billboard too. Oh, work. They're performing there?
Starting point is 01:45:34 Yeah, they're going to be there in April and I'm there in May. Shout out to somebody who DM Moses, the billboard. I appreciate you. Hopefully it's love during Coachella time. I hope people see it on the way down to Coachella. I mean, that's the whole reason I wanted to do it. Because I know it's like random. Like, why are you doing a casino show?
Starting point is 01:45:47 It's like I wanted a billboard at Coachella. When is Coachella? Oh, no, it's Easter this weekend. Coachella's next weekend? It is. I think in like two weeks. It's coming up fast. April 10th.
Starting point is 01:45:59 Do you think that's why he did? The show in LA, a little practice. A little warm up, maybe. He says it hasn't had a show in four years. Yeah, I was going to say, he hasn't had like a real full show in a while. Wow. Somer is at Coachella. Sombr is big, huh?
Starting point is 01:46:14 He is, yeah. Besties with Taylor Swift the whole night. I know. You think they're going to do a duet, everyone I was saying? You know, were they so close? We'll see. Do we like him? I think we like him, right?
Starting point is 01:46:28 I do. He's another one. He's getting all the memes. He's like the male Gracie Abrams. A. Brombs, it's like somber endings. It was like, people turned your little wink behind somber. Um, me when the cameras are on and they say wink for somber endings and then you give a little wink. What's a somber ending? Like when you, when you, like when you're manifesting, um, the flop of someone's career.
Starting point is 01:46:54 Oh, I was saying that. It's like the same thing where it's like me. Oh my. It'll be like a meme of you eating Panda Express, me eating the orange chicken. that manifests somber endings or Gracie Abrams endings or Tate McCray. Oh my God. The girls who get a somber, Tate McQuay, Gracie Abrams. They're all the ones who people use as the punchline.
Starting point is 01:47:14 Wait, why? Honestly, no idea. Well, somber. I feel like it really started. It kicked up with his TikTok controversy with the girl who gave a review of his concert. Oh, what was that? A girl gave the review of his concert and she wasn't like living for it. and then he responded on TikTok.
Starting point is 01:47:33 Yes. He called her old? Yeah. And she was like 25? Yeah. And he like just turned 21 or something. So I think that's when everyone had like a reason. Do you know, I think my best piece of advice for young people that are successful and talented and don't need to be messy like me or the Mormon wise.
Starting point is 01:47:50 Just don't talk. Just don't, at least not on social media. You know what I mean? I don't think you don't see Alex Warren clapping back. You know what I mean? I'm sure he gets a lot of like hate, maybe not. But like, you know, maybe just don't clap back. because the clap back doesn't usually eat.
Starting point is 01:48:04 And if it does, it doesn't. Does it ever for mainstream people? I feel like it never eats. Like people just keep it moving, as you said earlier in the show. You just got to keep it moving. I feel like when you clap back, it's like, uh, people get that ick from you.
Starting point is 01:48:15 I feel like, and not that she's wrong, but I also feel like that with like Chaparron when she made her response, right? People are like, ugh, like she's so arrogant laying down. Like I think no matter what, like you just can't really win.
Starting point is 01:48:24 And it's better just not say anything at all. Then people just decide. And like we said, when people kind of disappear and they're like not talking, We're like, wow, they're living their peaceful life. And then they start talking. You're like, well, I guess they're the same.
Starting point is 01:48:33 You know what I mean? So it's like maybe just don't clap back. Just let them as they say. Who says that? That I've had it, girls. Let them. Oh, Mel Brooks. No.
Starting point is 01:48:43 Who would you say? Her name is Mel, I think. Oh, Mel. I like the name Mel. Gippson. Mel Gibson? Mel Gibson is this anti-Semitic one, right? Yes.
Starting point is 01:48:54 Mel Gibson? I mean, he made a few comments. at some point. I think it was more than a few comments. And let's see. Mel Robbins. They let them. Mel Robbins did what? She's the let them girl. Oh, right. Let them. Let them. Oh, I love this philosophy. Tanner was done who told me about it where it's just like, you know, let people just let them, let them talk. You know, people are to say stuff about them. Let them. Because what are you going to do? You can't change everybody's mind.
Starting point is 01:49:26 Okay, so the old lady didn't like your show. it's fine she bought a ticket she's getting more people you know the people are rallying behind you are rallying behind you just you know especially you somber you seem like you're up and coming don't let the somber endings get you okay people want to tape blessings yeah
Starting point is 01:49:43 you got the tape blessings hey blessings oh you got the Tay blessings which who else is getting that nobody oh we saw the girl that Tay took a picture with the I don't know how you pronounce her name the Olympian Alyssa Lou I know she I think she said we're all pronouncing her name wrong.
Starting point is 01:50:00 Oh. I saw a headline, but I didn't see the correct pronunciation. Oh, no. I know. It looks like Alyssa Lou. She was right behind me. And I told Moses, take a picture. She was in the VIP, VIP.
Starting point is 01:50:09 There's like a VIP line where like Landabarker, us got homing for Pentonics. She was like VIP, VIP. And I was like, oh, my God, look over my shoulder. She's taking a picture. I'd be like that situation you can, right? Because we're at the red carpet. They're expected to be photographed. Yeah, but we don't like that.
Starting point is 01:50:23 Why? If I was behind somebody at the red carpet. If she doesn't know, I'm thinking her picture, no. No, we would ask. Oh, yeah, if you were to ask. Not like a secret. Oh, the proper pronunciation is Alisa Leo. Or Liu.
Starting point is 01:50:38 Alia Leo. But she, yeah, she gave Taylor her like 10 awards. Whatever she announced Taylor as the winner of, I don't even know what the hell she won. I saw they had a whole table of awards for her to accept. I was like, well, you know what it was? When we were doing the step and repeat, there was something. someone that had an award and they just handed to people who won.
Starting point is 01:51:00 I was so close to it because they cut me off right after Landon Barker went, they cut me off. So somebody won an award probably already and they just handed them that trophy to take a picture with in front of the thing. I was doing that's probably what Alex Warren. They probably gave him like six to hold at the beginning took the picture and then like, which I thought was so
Starting point is 01:51:16 interesting. I just give it because one person just had it in their hand just handing it to everybody and I just like just give me. That actually made me more sad because I was like, wow, I actually here, like I could have won that award. and I didn't and actually made me more sad because I could have been standing there with it
Starting point is 01:51:30 like taking pictures of things. Yeah, the I heart is funny. Like, Miley too was like, I think they were just giving out awards. So like here's an award for being around for a long time. Because who else got like, was it John Mellencamp or something? Which is like even older than me.
Starting point is 01:51:42 Oh, yeah. You have like the Legend Award or something. He got the whatever that is. He got the John Mellonkamp for his place so far. That is really old. That's like older than me. That's probably older than me.
Starting point is 01:51:53 Like John Mellencamp. I mean, I mean, kudos to him. I guess I'll show up to an award show in 30 years for something I don't know and be like, thanks for the Tricia Petus Award. I guess that's cool. Yeah. This becomes a real award.
Starting point is 01:52:08 Thank you so much for this. Yeah, I guess you show up to an award. I guess if you're getting one to accept it. That's so funny. We should have probably gone in. We should probably have seen some people. There's another story about another famous singer, me trying to transition. Okay.
Starting point is 01:52:25 But I didn't know this was happening. Shaquille O'Neal addressed the rumors that he DM'd DM'd raunchy messages to Sabrina Carpenter. He confirmed... Shaquille O'Neal confirmed rumors he said. Not confirmed, addressed the rumors. Oh. Addressed the rumors that he sent raunchy DMs to Sabrina Carpenter.
Starting point is 01:52:42 And what did he say about the... First of all, ew. First of all, I didn't know this was happening. Like... Yeah, same. Never heard of this. He just made it up to address it. It is kind of what is giving.
Starting point is 01:52:51 Or maybe it was like... There was like one tweet. You know what I mean? It's kind of, again, like, The somber thing. It was like one person said it. Not a ton of people saw, you know, so it's like, just keep it moving. Which is another reason.
Starting point is 01:53:01 Don't give attention to it. Unless you want the attention, which is probably what Shaquille O'Neal is doing here. Because where did he come from? He's like John Mellon Camp. It's like, what do you mean? That was like in when I was a kid, okay. He read these allegedly viral messages. He said, he read them back.
Starting point is 01:53:17 It said, damn, baby, I would keep your farts in a cologne bottle and spray it on me every day. Just jokes. I'm Shaq. What's your name, baby? and he said Sabrina replied, I know who you are. You're way too famous to be sending me messages like that. To which the shack replied,
Starting point is 01:53:33 I can't be horny and want some of that snow bunny kitty for myself. You're being rude for no reason. You can't handle Big Diesel anyway. My meat would have you in the hospital. Can we find out? So he read these aloud and then denounced them. He said this is fake. Where was he reading them out loud?
Starting point is 01:53:50 He was on a podcast. He just made this up. This is all fake news. No one cared. Nobody asked. No one believed this. Shaquille, uh,
Starting point is 01:53:57 I'm dead. He was on Shaquille O'Neill's The Big Podcast with Shaq. So he was on his own podcast. Okay. I'm going to address my DMs to Benson Boone. My alleged DM. To Connor Story.
Starting point is 01:54:12 I can't even make anything up like that. That's so crazy. Oh my God. That's so weird. My wet pussy was burning in the cottage. Come find out. If there's, fart
Starting point is 01:54:27 bottled up for you. Two in the pink, one in the sting, Trish. You guys, this was not true. I don't know who sent those DMs. That's so crazy. I'm so, I'm so tired of confronting these things. So embarrassing. Fake news media.
Starting point is 01:54:46 What a weirdo. I know because, again, I saw the headline. I was like, wait, because I remember Shaquille O'Neal, this is very obscure and very millennial, but you remember hoops from flavor of love? the girl who won Tiffany Pollard season. Yes.
Starting point is 01:55:01 She won, I mean, she won Flavor of Love Yes. But then she ended up dating Shaq. And I remember paparazzi photos because she is like... Tiny. Maybe like 4'10. So like the paparazzi photos of them like as they were dating were just deranged because she... How tall is he? That's like what?
Starting point is 01:55:18 Like six, eight or something? I bet he's like seven foot. I feel like he's huge, right? Like he's a big guy. I feel like he's seven foot tall. Seven one. Yeah. And the paparazzi photos of them were just like crazy.
Starting point is 01:55:32 That's kind of fun though, I guess. Yeah. I remember like, I think it was basketball wise. I think like season one like his Shauna O'Neal was on there. I think that's his like first wife. Like look how funny she comes like to his hips basically. So that's what I imagine. So then I was like I guess he just likes petite girls.
Starting point is 01:55:50 So I was at first I was like a little work. Who would even be tall girls petite to him? I'm like, tall girl. Who else? That's crazy. He's in the sequel. He's in the trilogy.
Starting point is 01:56:04 Tall girl three. So when I saw the headline, I thought it was like a real thing because I'm like, that seems like something. Oh, his type, right. Well, you know, girls do love him. Sabrina, I don't, I think he's just trying to make something happen. Yeah. You know. Shaq is old.
Starting point is 01:56:20 I mean, he was. 54. Is that it? He was around when I was like a little kid. Fifty four. How do you know that? You just made that. I just Googled it.
Starting point is 01:56:29 Oh, it came up when I looked up his height. Oh, I was like, wow. Shikil O'Neill fan. Who's your favorite basketball player, Oscar? Top three. I feel like you answering the 824. Oh, yeah, who's your Mount Rushmore? Oh, my Australian Mount Rushmore.
Starting point is 01:56:45 Who's your Mount Rushmore in the NBA? Basketball player. Um, the gag is like an only think of Tristan Thompson. Wow. I cannot have him on my numbers. Well, you must know another one if you know Tristan Thompson. Kobe R-I-P. Okay.
Starting point is 01:57:11 Come on. Kareem Abdul-Jabbar. Is that his name? Yes, but think of people who dated married the Kardashians. I know. Husbands. I know Kendall just dated one, but I can't remember his name. Oh, I don't know.
Starting point is 01:57:23 But there's. Yes. Oh, Lamar. Lambe. And Chris Humphreys. Chris Humphreys played basketball? I mean, I think. Oh.
Starting point is 01:57:31 I'm pretty sure. Or did he play football? No. he was basketball right I think he's Is that the one Kim was buried? Yeah Oh yeah he played for the net
Starting point is 01:57:41 So you could have the Mount Rushmore of just Kardashian husband That's all I would know Yeah That's like you have to know And Lamar that was a good one yeah Michael Jordan Wow look at you just knowing
Starting point is 01:57:49 That's how I remember The other space jam The sequel Who else is in it? LeBron Oh LeBron James Zendaya was Lola Bunny That's all I know
Starting point is 01:58:00 Like the live action version She voiced Lola the bunny. Oh. Yeah. Should be a good live action. Today is really pretty. I would love to play her mom in a movie.
Starting point is 01:58:09 I'm manifesting that. Because I kind of look like her mom a little bit. You know what? Right? Yeah. I feel like we kind of have like similar vibes. You should talk to her mom when you see her at Euphoria. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:58:20 Like I play you in a movie. And Zadayette play yourself. I would love. And Shaquille O'Neal's the dad. You know what I mean? That would be kind of a good casting. It gives like Jack Black and Lizzo in Star Wars, you know, where it's just like, oh, that's a pair that makes sense.
Starting point is 01:58:33 I'd probably look teeny tiny next to Shaq. I don't know anything about him. He could be a horrible person or he could be a good person. I don't know. I don't know much besides the fake Sabrina Carpenter DMs. Where do you even see that? Hot topic. BuzzFeed.
Starting point is 01:58:46 BuzzFeed. BuzzFeed? BuzzFeed? Oh, my. Isn't that where Tri-G guys started? Or am I getting that mixed up? Oh, you're right. Is it?
Starting point is 01:58:56 Yeah. Like that's... BuzzFeed used to be the coolest, right? Like, wow, BuzzFeed interview going to BuzzFeed. I never. heard anyone say that in like 10 years. They're the ones that do the puppy interviews, though. Oh, Buzzfeed, coming to see you with my member.
Starting point is 01:59:09 That's part of your press rollout. Me doing a puppy interview would be crazy because I'm a little scared of dogs. So I'd just be like, ah! And they're like rambunctious. So that would be so funny. Because I love dogs, but me trying to pet a dog. It's even like Tanna's little Chihuahua, a buster. Like me just trying to pet him.
Starting point is 01:59:23 I'm just like, oh, oh! Like, I'm always just don't know where to go. And they're like, under the chin or over the thing. I'm like, oh. I don't know. You and Shane are on the same trajectory. You both are on a house hunting. house buying adventure.
Starting point is 01:59:35 Ryland just posted a vlog of them looking at houses, their dream home. I was like, oh my God, is this Oscar? He's all bidding me on my... Because when you were, that's what I was going to say.
Starting point is 01:59:43 That would be so crazy because you guys are in the same area. That is so funny. I don't know if they got sponsored or what. I don't even know how it popped up. Me searching. I mean, I don't know how it popped up. Like, no, it did pop up and it was like buying our dream home.
Starting point is 01:59:56 So I like clicked on it. Like, we didn't get this house. But check out our realtor in the listing. It's still for sale. And they like put the link. I'm like, I think you're being sponsored by Zillow. That's crazy.
Starting point is 02:00:03 Yeah, that's really weird. I don't know. I was like, I'm a boogie. The conspiracy theories are paying. But it reminded me of you because we always say you're on the same trajectory as them. I know. I know. Dary and give Riley.
Starting point is 02:00:16 Maybe you should start vlogging. You. Like you're like the Shane doing the podcast. He could be like the Riley and doing the blogs behind the scenes. I like it. The problem is Darian is like afraid to be silly on camera. But I've seen him be. silly on your first vlog. He's been silly goose.
Starting point is 02:00:33 Maybe it was the second blog. There was one he was being a little silly. Oh, when he was gaming. Yeah. Yeah. But that was like, he didn't even want me to include that footage. And also when we were recording the Mormon, I was reviewing Mormon wives as I was watching, I wasn't allowed to turn the camera around because he didn't want to be on camera next to me because he wasn't like
Starting point is 02:00:49 presentable. Like yes, I have his hair done, outfit done. That's so Moses. Moses looks the same to me no matter what. Literally he looks the same. But it's like, no, I'm in my, I'm in my morning t-shirt or something. I'm like, this looks like your t-shirt you wear out? Like he's like, no, I don't look good.
Starting point is 02:01:03 I was like, I'm always ready to film. I'm always ready to film. But that camera, it's also giving Gypsy Rose. Ken was, Ken's always on live. By the way, Ken is so annoying, but Ken is always on live. And she, he like flipped it to her and she's like, no, don't show me. She was trying to get the, she was trying to go, she was trying to go to the gas station to get a Dr. Pepper and then he yelled at her for opening six Dr.
Starting point is 02:01:21 Dr. Pepper's already six Dr. Dr. Pepper's open, like, have a Dr. pepper. And she goes, no, it's not fizy anymore. He's like, well, get ice. Like, I don't think he likes you, girl. I think you need to run and that's a crazy thing to say.
Starting point is 02:01:33 She wanted a gypsy jumping into the river and her wig came off. Her wig was floating away. And people were saying it was bad timing because she just clad with that Natalie Reynolds
Starting point is 02:01:42 who's... That's the first thing I thought. Yes. And everyone's like why did she do that? And then someone's like, where's your baby? And then she took the baby and started posing next to her
Starting point is 02:01:50 by the lake. I was like, girl, you need to not read all the comments. Two advice to people. One, you don't have to clap back if you're somber. And two, you don't have to read comments. You don't respond to every comment.
Starting point is 02:02:00 Like we know you're reading the comments and all of a sudden she's back with her baby Then she's like posing with her baby by the lake I'm like Don't listen to comments girl Just because they're like Where's your baby? That's what they say to everybody
Starting point is 02:02:09 Where's your baby? You know That's a new thing I think I said that to you the other day I was like I woke up from a nap Like where's Akoman He's like
Starting point is 02:02:17 I thought he was with you I was like Okay well I just was wondering where he was I didn't know he didn't think he was missing And it's like He's like That's scary It is scary when you wake from a nap As a parent you're just like
Starting point is 02:02:26 Where's the kids? I mean obviously Moses was home But it is kind of scary You have three kids. I have three kids. We have them together. But it is whenever one is left alone with three. Every time now you're gone, Mabel's like, oh, Mabu's going to the bathroom.
Starting point is 02:02:44 I'm like, yeah. Because you were gone this morning? She's like, where's up? I'm like, where do you think? And they're like, oh, in the bathroom. If Bob was gone, that's where he is. Yeah, it's the only time. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:02:54 Do you ever take extra time? No. Never. It's not good for you to sit. He doesn't believe in sitting on the toilet longer. I believe it's every doctor we will tell you. That's not true. I've been sitting on longer than I need to and I'm fine.
Starting point is 02:03:07 Whoa. Well, I don't have hemorrhades all the time. Well. Happened periodically. Exactly. You get them quite a bit. Do you sit on it longer than you? You don't sit on it a little extra?
Starting point is 02:03:19 I love to sit there just a little extra five minutes. I'd rather sit on the bed with a cup of tea and watch TikTok or something. Yeah, but then, you know, I don't say the kids don't come by it. You know, they stay in there. Mabu always. I'm like, no, no, it's stinky. Like, well, it should just be with her blanket. I'm just like, I was like she doesn't.
Starting point is 02:03:38 Elvis this morning, did you hear her? Oh, yeah. She ran. I was like, come, come here. She's like, mommy. At 4.30 in the morning I was trying to go because I have my period. I have to, I have to get up and change my tampon. Like, I have to.
Starting point is 02:03:48 Like, I can't. And all the side is here crying. Just like running into the bathroom. Like, I was like, girl, I need to, I need to. Yeah, I guess you don't even get privacy in them. People were coming for. Gypsy being like because she was Ken woke up Aurora her the daughter's sleeping she oh and now Aurora is up and everyone's like wow what a what a great mom like sighing huffing and
Starting point is 02:04:11 puffing that your daughter woke up but it's like when your kids are napping and they're you want them to nap for as long as possible like yeah for you also for them and it's like yeah you just get stuff done because she was trying to get to the gas station to get her doctor pepper people that don't have kids and the baby woke up and she was like ah people that don't have Wow, Gypsy. Don't understand. Yeah. Oh, that's the thing.
Starting point is 02:04:32 And then he's like, well, I got to go. He ended the live because he was going to go get the baby because she was crying. Like, wow, why can't Gypsy go get the baby? It's like, I don't know. Why does Ken or have to be on live? You know what I mean? Like, anyways. I don't know.
Starting point is 02:04:45 You have to run up tight. Like it's like a military operation to get the kids to take a nap. And their nap time is the only time. Because it's like even if they're up and it's like your attention. is like 360 times three for each kid to keep them all safe and happy and attended to with everything. So their nap time is the only time off, but it's like not only if they take away the nap time from you to rest, they also get restless later, like they don't take their nap. So it's like a lose, loose situation.
Starting point is 02:05:18 So any person, any parent, it's like if somebody wakes up your baby from a nap, you're like, this is the worst thing can happen in that day. And some people are coming not to defend Gypsy Rose, but people really need to, and she needs to not look at the comments because she'll just be like... Is she still with him with Ken? Yeah. Oh, I didn't know that. He's like live all the time. Cluver Healer got arrested.
Starting point is 02:05:39 Do we care about him? What did he get arrested for? Oh, I actually had it in my nose. Did you? Yeah, like just in case. An alligator or something. What? Yeah.
Starting point is 02:05:49 They were like on a boat streaming showing it. They were just emptying guns and magazines on a... alligator in the water or something like that. Oh my God. Were they in Florida? Yes. Florida's the culprit. Florida is the worst. Come in there for Trishmas to see her though.
Starting point is 02:06:06 So he was shooting at the alligator? He shot, it was a dead alligator, but yeah, he was shooting at this dead alligator in the Everglades on his live stream. It's giving Logan Paul in Japan. It's like, why are we doing this? Why we're showing this? Yeah. And then the Florida fish and wildlife.
Starting point is 02:06:25 Conservation Commission wrote in a statement on March 26 that they were aware of a video depicting individuals in the Everglades on an airboat who appear to be discharging firearms at an alligator adding that officers were looking into the incident but they didn't name him specifically but he did he get like arrested go to jail charged mugshot yeah he got a mugshot he was arrested um for the charges on battery charges and his bond was set to a thousand dollars Well, that's nothing to him. I know he literally is making $200,000 a day. But.
Starting point is 02:07:00 Oh, my God. He is wild. He kind of scares me. Like the fan base or him? Him and his ideology, although I do love all the videos of Harry Daniels singing to him. They do make me laugh every time with WoVicky. With WoVicky. They're like arguing over the Bible.
Starting point is 02:07:19 He just starts singing Addison Ray. That's like, I can't even explain what it's so crazy. see, it feels like a simulation or something. Yeah, and de clavicular is like, does he think he knows who he is? I mean, he must know because on his dream. I think he does, yeah. He's just like playing into it or what? I guess.
Starting point is 02:07:35 So he told Harry Daniels, he needs to lean Max, so he said he was too chunky. Oh, my God. And what did Harry say? Like, he's like, period. Yeah. He's like, you know what? He was right. It's Harry, please.
Starting point is 02:07:47 And then I guess he, I guess he, whoa, Vicky brought Harry on because his, he stands, Trisha Pettus, Whoa, Vicky. Natalie Nguyen. So, that plays for legends. It's like, what is it? It's a God, Buddha, and. Bishnu? Which one is which?
Starting point is 02:08:09 You tell us. I don't know. Yikes. So I'm assuming, well, Vicki brought him to clavicular's estate or whatever. He's everywhere. He's getting around. And then I saw one clip where he fell and like, he went in the pool or something, like fully clothed. And then Vicki's like, can you give him some clothes?
Starting point is 02:08:26 He's all wet. And then he goes, I only were designer and they wouldn't fit them. My poor Harry. Oh, my God. Harry's so like skinny. Oh, my God. DiBoggle. Harris Pyeye Living.
Starting point is 02:08:37 The cringiest one I saw. Not cringy. It wasn't cringy on Harry's part. But did you see the one of him singing to John Cena? Yeah. That was crazy. Anyone who ever wonders if they're fake or scripted, just look at Harry. When the weather cools down, Golden Nugget Online Casino turns up the heat.
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Starting point is 02:09:49 Daniels. Harry handles it so well. I would literally delete TikTok. I'd be like, oh my God. He handles it. also I love that Harry also probably doesn't care Also like who does care it's John Cena like So not relevant but like it's so Don't come from me WWE fans but
Starting point is 02:10:04 It is so funny how he's just like Okay yeah sorry He just like walks away period Period Yeah Because what did he say he's like he starts singing And then he's like what's your name? Yeah like what happened to hello
Starting point is 02:10:17 Like the morning to you whatever And then he starts singing and then what did he say to get him to stop singing Let me look at it again It's one of those things where it's like It's makes me me i have such secondhand embarrassment and i love that harry posted it too he does not he really doesn't no social anxiety hates to see harry daniels come in i'll tell you that much that's so true because i don't i couldn't no i think that is great that's why i like think people like him is because like some people
Starting point is 02:10:43 do have it yeah oh so he asked him everyone. Okay. Okay. Thank you. What's he say? I think he says I don't have much time. Oh, because Harry stopped. He didn't keep singing.
Starting point is 02:11:10 He said, I sing to everyone. Yeah. Yeah. He should just sing because he said, would you like to sing. That's your cue. He should have started because he's like, yeah, I sing to everyone. He should just kept singing. I don't know what he was singing, but.
Starting point is 02:11:20 He was singing, Invisible String by Taylor Swift off the folklore album. Okay. I don't know. Maybe he's the invisible string to. with John Sina. John Sina seems kind of not nice, right? He always kind of seems miserable in interviews. I always, oh.
Starting point is 02:11:34 The Nikki Bella where she's like. I was going to say, I've heard him be nice in interviews, but I forgot about the, the Nikki Bella where he was like miserable. Yeah. Yeah, she brings him food to cook and he's just like, what, you're making a mess. Yeah. He kind of seems like that.
Starting point is 02:11:46 So I actually don't know. I think he follows me on Twitter. Oh. Did you apply for a job with him? He does follow me. Oh, it says follow back. I don't even follow John Sina. He is following one million.
Starting point is 02:11:57 people though oh i hate when the accounts to do that like why are they doing that t Barack Obama also follows me i think too wow did you ever send him a DM i should not go on jessie yes I would live for Barack Obama on here actually good I also love Michelle Obama we have the same uh platform of getting healthy lunches just yeah okay he Barack Obama only follow I shouldn't just say that President Barack Obama yeah um follows 500,000 so it's a little bit smaller and he follows you yeah we are umfee that's um Send him by DM. President Umpfee.
Starting point is 02:12:27 Yes. Be like, will you come on? Just Trish. Let Trice send him a DM. Yeah. Does he follow me? I should look to see if he follows me.
Starting point is 02:12:34 That'd be everything. Oh, my God. Michelle Obama only follows 17 people. So that was a harder, a harder follow to get. She seems more difficult to get on the podcast than Barack. Yeah. He was on something, right?
Starting point is 02:12:47 He was on a podcast. He was on a podcast where he talked about UFOs or whatever. I just talked about me. I was like, oh, my God. We're like you. I was like, oh. That'd be crazy. I'd have to have a key with.
Starting point is 02:12:57 him. I don't know what I'd ask. After I flopped the variety interview question about Taylor's up, I'm like, I don't know what I would ask people. I think I'm really bad at interviews. I think that's...
Starting point is 02:13:05 No, you're good. You just have to lock when you lock in. Maybe. I do have to interview a Netflix star May 5th at the Netflix is Joe Faisal. So I really do have to lock in. Do you know your Netflix store yet? Yes, I do know the Netflix star.
Starting point is 02:13:18 I can't say and I feel like I'm nervous to ask questions. But it's like live and it's not for the podcast. I guess it's just live. It's just like a live little in conversation with. Any guesses? Hmm. Is this reality or an actor or slash actress?
Starting point is 02:13:40 I can't say. I'm going to say. I can't say any. You know what? I'll say Jonathan Bailey. Why not? I never know. You never know.
Starting point is 02:13:50 It's not Jonathan Bailey. But you never know. Hmm. We'll see who pops up. Hmm. Come see Netflix at the show. Comedy Festival, May 5th. What are you looking forward to this week, Oscar?
Starting point is 02:14:13 People want to know more about you in your life. What's going on? What's something? You have to have something exciting. Exciting happening. What are you doing for Easter? Ordering some spring rolls? Taking them to the family potluck.
Starting point is 02:14:28 Um Oh, seeing the drama I've seen a lot of movies this week actually On Easter weekend, the day the Lord has risen You're going to go see the drama? Have you ever seen God and Zendaya in the same room? That's tea. God is a woman as?
Starting point is 02:14:44 God, yeah. I have to see the Super Mario Brothers Galaxy movie. I have to see the drama. I have to see Forbidden Fruits, the Lily Reinhart movie. Which one's first? Which one are you seeing first? First is Mario that comes out Wednesday. Okay, I am so, you know what?
Starting point is 02:15:00 I do have to give a shout out. If it wasn't for Jack Black, because that day that I didn't want to go to the premiere dressed like Beetlejuice, I saw Jack Black dressed as Bowser in like the Halloween costume version. And I was like, honestly, Camp. And everyone talked about it.
Starting point is 02:15:13 And he looked so happy. And I was just like, I need to just channel this. So he inspired me because I was like, if he's going a dress like this. Yes, it was the official photo call. He was dressed as Bowser. Everyone in that movie dressed for a different event. Chris Pratt, just like a boring suit.
Starting point is 02:15:26 I think Charlie Day Or actually not Charlie Day He plays Luigi overplays Toad I had a little Toad Hat Anya Taylor Joy is doing like Conceptual Princess Peachter Yeah That's Mikekegan
Starting point is 02:15:41 Michael Keegan Yes Michael Keegan Keith Yes I love him so much I love him I love him Anya Taylor Joy is doing like conceptual
Starting point is 02:15:50 Princess Peach Oh yes And like shapes Jack Blackress Bowser And then the premiere He's wearing like a flame t-shirt, kind of like a Moses shirt. Like, you know, we won't say the website, but it kind of is giving that.
Starting point is 02:16:01 Amazon? The jacket he was wearing matching, was it Josh Shafty or Buddy's half-D? Yes. One of the safeties. Baby Bowser, I believe, so. That was cute. I did love, I did want to get that flame one made. I was like, well, I really like this outfit.
Starting point is 02:16:12 Yeah, he looks, he looks, that's going to be me at the euphoria call. I'm definitely going to be like the person that's just like, here I am, then whatever. But, uh, I like that. I really, you know, Jack Black sells me. He caught he's in everything, huh? Yeah. Probably more than the day. Kind of, yeah.
Starting point is 02:16:27 He's kind of everywhere. You're going to see you the Mario Brothers? Yeah, it looks like a fun time, to be honest. It's all cartoons. Yeah, it looks fun. I'm excited for that. So Mario first, then the drama, and then forbidden fruits. I think you can forget forbidden fruit.
Starting point is 02:16:42 No, we have to see it because I love, I love, I love, I love your Lee Bringhart. She's from Riverdale. She, you would actually live for her. She's like, she's the one that she ended up getting, I think, Bantnerner. from the Met Gallagher, because she spoke out about Kim Kardashian, keep making herself skinnier and skinnier and skinnier with like the corsets and stuff. What did you say about it? She just talked about how like that isn't like a healthy thing that we should be seeing.
Starting point is 02:17:06 Yeah. Allegedly. I love that. I love that. A room word. 15 inch waist. Keep getting smaller. The smaller, the better, Kim.
Starting point is 02:17:16 You want to see more of it. I live for Lily Reinhardt. She's bisexual. She's adorable. Emma Chamberlain is in it. Lola Tong from the summer. I turned pretty is in it. Like, this is everything.
Starting point is 02:17:27 Star Setted. And she's been wearing all these, like, shirts on her press store. Lily has. The last one was, I support men's rights to shut up. She wore to the Grove for her, like, big, you know, in conversation with. Oh, I laugh. Who was her host? It was her moderator.
Starting point is 02:17:41 I think it was just the cast of her been in prison. I need to moderate more. I want to moderate gig in the whole world. It's just like being there. It is fun, right? Asking questions like that. Especially like people that I like, you know what I mean? I would love to just ask questions all day long.
Starting point is 02:17:53 It is fun. And the crowds. excited and they're just excited to be there for the show for anything. Yeah, that part. I remember when I did the Bazelerman one there was TikTok, it was like, I just showed up highest 45 and Trisha's interviewing Basler and no matter what you do, they're going to live for it.
Starting point is 02:18:08 Yeah, it was giving that. I love that. Oh, that's everything. Yeah, they all looked a little crazy at the Mario one. I haven't seen the, I haven't seen the Lily Reinhart store. I live for those girls and it's like a small movie, but it got really good reviews. So I think I got to support small films. People were saying they really liked Zendaya and Robert Pattinson promoting the movie without acting all crushy and flirty with each other. They're like, we love this. And you know what?
Starting point is 02:18:34 I agree. I think it's so embarrassing just to see two stars just promote a movie. Yeah. Not pretending that they're obsessed with each other. Just like co-stars who hung out on set. You know what I mean? Just like, hey, what's that? Yes.
Starting point is 02:18:47 We love to see that so much. And yeah, I'll probably go see. I don't know if I'll see. Yeah, I'll go see the drama. Are we going to go see it this weekend? It's not spoiled for me yet, so I can see it You gotta hold out I'm scared with this one around
Starting point is 02:19:03 Spoiler queen right now I just spoil it for everybody You see it for it? I can see it, yeah Okay Love that Well that sounds like a big Consider that or the other movie yourself just now
Starting point is 02:19:17 Project Hail Mary I don't know No space bullshit I am not about that No way I can't. I don't really love Brian Gostling, but I definitely don't want to see a space movie.
Starting point is 02:19:31 I don't really like space. I did like this one, again, just kind of long. I usually don't care that much about Ryan Gossling, but he was good in this, and he looked really good in this, too. It was like, damn. Somehow styled excellently for being stranded in space, but that's a story for me.
Starting point is 02:19:49 Not real. Do you know how JFK Jr. died? No. It's not crazy. Me neither. And I watched, I think it was on like TikTok, the spoiler of love story. The reason I saw it actually is because someone's like, ooh, who should the next love story be? And they tagged me and Moses.
Starting point is 02:20:06 We had like 5,000 comments. We were like the top one because they were talking about like famous couples like Elizabeth Taylor and the people she was married to and Abraham Lincoln and Mary Todd. Me and Moses were 5,000 upboats on TikTok. Yeah, it was very crazy. And it was on this one and it was spoiling the end. He just like crashed into the water. Oh, the plane. Oh, you knew?
Starting point is 02:20:27 I knew about the plane, yes. Oh, he was flying it. You knew that? No. He was flying it, and, like, they just found it at the bottom of the, I guess, ocean. He just, like, crashed into it. It reminds me of, I don't know how much to say, because the last time we talked about it, we got demonized. Oh, yes.
Starting point is 02:20:46 Well, that was on that one. That was great. Well, I say for Patreon. Jimmy bleep out anything I wasn't supposed to say, because it is crazy. I know. You know this is crazy? No, it's not crazy. They were eating KFC in a scene and it was sponsored by KFC.
Starting point is 02:20:59 Yeah, it's like a scene where Carolyn's like just talking to them and they were trying to show her as being like a cool girl. So she's eating like chicken out of a bucket. And someone's like, oh, KFC paid for that product placement. Did they? Yeah. I just, they must have, huh? Crazy. I feel like that's, I would be annoyed if I didn't like KFC and my like my show about my life.
Starting point is 02:21:19 They had me eating KFC. Your show about your life. So what if it was love story, Trisha and Moses. Oh, yeah. Yes, yes, yes. I thought yes. And they had Sabrina Carpenter as
Starting point is 02:21:29 Tricia eat something that you hate it. Like a lot of sauce, like a lot of ranch on their nuggets. Oh, right. Oh, so you're saying they may not have liked that. Yeah, it was like factually inaccurate.
Starting point is 02:21:39 Right. They had me eating Jimmy Johns. Yeah, and you'd be like, yeah, just sandwiches every scene. You'd be like heavy on the sauce. From the grave
Starting point is 02:21:46 and being like, how dare you? Well, I hope enough historians out there wouldn't highlight that. They do. The JFK one too. They're always like,
Starting point is 02:21:53 nope, this wasn't accurate. I'm like, How do people know? JFKF. See. Oh. That's pretty good.
Starting point is 02:21:59 That's a good tie in, actually. Ryan Murphy, if you need love story to, me and Moses are right here. I love that people thought of us. And this was like, you know, it's not really our fan base. So the fact that they were up in there. You know Liam Michelle dated Matthew Morrison. What? On Watch What Happens Live.
Starting point is 02:22:18 It's an old clip, obviously. But like he asks her how Matthew Morrison is in bed. I was like, oh. Andy Cohen asked that? Yes. He'd be asking anything. He's a little dubious. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:22:28 Do we like him? We like him, I think. I think so. I don't know Anderson Cooper, huh? What's wrong with Anderson Cooper? I thought he was, is he messy or is Andy Cohen messy? I think between the two, Andy Collins is the messy one. Oh, Anderson Cooper is a Kennedy, isn't he?
Starting point is 02:22:43 I think he's related to somebody. His mom is definitely somebody, but I'm not sure if it's Kennedy. Gloria Vanderbilt. Oh, Vanderbilt. That's like the same thing. We're going back to Convinery. but they're kind of like in the Kennedy sphere he definitely knew JFK
Starting point is 02:23:01 Jr. Crazy Wow I don't even know how the Lajer Did you see the Barbie Dream Fest? The what? No Where is it?
Starting point is 02:23:15 Did you see the Barbie Dream Fest? No Where's Barbie Dream Fest? Wait, I'm actually so gagged I thought at least I thought because it's Barbie that you guys wouldn't have seen it. Oh, where's Dream Fest?
Starting point is 02:23:26 So it was the Barbie Dream Fest that's being called a nightmare, Barbie Nightmare Fest. And it's been compared to the fire festival and the Wonka. Where is it? I didn't see. It was in, I laugh because Fort Lauderdale. Florida. Always. Always something dubious happening.
Starting point is 02:23:48 It was a three-day event. And it was billed as Barbie's first ever official fan convention and ran from March 27th to March 29th in Florida. And they promoted celebrity guests like Serena Williams, Angel Reese, Marley Matt, Matlin, NASA engineer Dr. Swati Mohan, and life-size attractions, like they're supposed to have a big 80s roller rink, Barbie's Dreamhouse set up for photos, panels, workshops, all these vendors. So you can buy different collectibles. There's also supposed to be like a collector space.
Starting point is 02:24:25 showcasing like the most impressive like Barbie collections and it was nothing of the sort I fear. Where was it? What happened? How much do people pay? So one person on Reddit posted their experience. They will go by Adventurous Pen165. They said they spent around $1,000 between the Pink Pass, which is the ticket for the convention, and the hotel costs and the travel.
Starting point is 02:24:53 and they said there was like little to no signage there was only 10 vendors in the whole thing and they had the whole convention so that's what makes it worse is they had so much space and like nothing to fill it well who was putting it on so it was it's like a fan convention
Starting point is 02:25:09 but it was also like in collaboration with Mattel because it's like the official Barbie fan no way no way what did Mattel say? Mattel was officially involved nothing although it's marketed as the official Barbie fan but it's a company that has not Harry Potter conventions, Game of Thrones conventions.
Starting point is 02:25:25 Yeah, so it's a company that's been around. Oh. And no one gave a statement about anything that happened? Not yet at least. That's crazy if it had an official. Like Bridgetton had the unofficial right, that Bridgeton Ball was crazy. I know. Everyone is saying, again, there hasn't been a statement yet.
Starting point is 02:25:41 I'm sure literally after we don't finish filming, there will be something. But, yeah, it was billed as the, like, official. And also they got all these celebrity names and they have, like, like big, like a graphic. using like the Barbie logo and everything too. With the celebrities there? The celebrities did show up. Okay. I love Marley Matlin.
Starting point is 02:26:03 But like if you look at the like the promotional graphics, like they look, it's like the real deal. Yeah. Wow. Well, you know, okay. Yeah, sometimes those Barbie ones are not. We've been to a Barbie one. It was good, I guess. It wasn't like that.
Starting point is 02:26:18 It wasn't horrible. So I don't know. So this was the roller ring that they advertised, which, was just a barricade in a square. So that was like the 80s inspired roller rink. I guess this was, oh, another part of the package was supposed to be like Barbie's glam bar where you can get like your hair and nails done. And then this was what the glam bar was.
Starting point is 02:26:45 So a table with like some hair clips. Well, his face looks big. I think that's the problem is they had too much space with nothing to fill it. There was no curtains. It's giving our wedding when they ran out of budget. You know what I mean? And it's like, it's probably expensive, but it didn't look like it. This was Barbie's dream house.
Starting point is 02:27:02 Like, so that's what was advertised, that big like multi-level dream house. And then that was. Wait, that's so weird because we've been to these like pop-up shops for like Malibu Barbie and stuff. And it's like they do a good job. Like it looks like Barbie's house. Like we've been to one that looked pretty cool. Yeah. I mean, it's not.
Starting point is 02:27:19 It was more compact. Kind of. But it was still at the San Juanica place. which is kind of big. Like, this does look like convention center. Like this looks like huge. So it's probably hard to, well, are people wanting a refund? What are people mad?
Starting point is 02:27:31 I mean, it doesn't look as bad as the oompa, umpah. Like, oh, and then the gift bag, too, was just, um, a hand sanitizer. Did have a Barbie logo? I did have a Barbie logo, yeah. You know, I think we're just, you know, go for the experience. Take it for what it is. Um, but yeah, so there was like a, um, they, people who complained got a partial refund but not like a full refund um but again it was one of those things where it was like they
Starting point is 02:27:58 advertised it so heavily the graphics like looks so official and beautiful they say how much much you're going to get in the goody bag and literally the only thing you get is like one little hand sanitizer yeah if you're just if they say you're getting goodies plural and you get one yeah that's kind of on them i wonder how many people went barbie events do draw a crowd they do and they've um people have shown like other Barbie fan events, like Barbie fan events in the UK that look like beautiful. Like they looks like the signage. So it is really weird on this one just like really fell apart. The general pass was $145 a person for an adult.
Starting point is 02:28:41 The pink pass, which is supposed to be like the VIP, that's one where you get the goody bag. You get like front of the line for the vendors and stuff. That one retails for two. 40 and then the dream pass which is supposed to be like the most VIP that one is 450 so people did end up getting partial refunds but it just kills me because again it's one of those ones
Starting point is 02:29:07 where it's like it does give the Wonka Fest I think everyone is just seated from one one of these things goes so wrong I know I think people are looking for it too because this isn't as bad as the Wonka Fest okay and even the people went to the Wonka Fest it's kind of camp same thing with the Fire Fest people like Like they were on the documentary, you know what I mean? Like you get, you get something out of it at the end. No experience is a bad experience, you know. I mean, I think the fire first was a bad experience.
Starting point is 02:29:32 Well, did they die? You know, like they survived. And it was supposed to be like a glam. Like it was supposed to be the extreme luxurious event. Well, it ended up being like surviving for their life, survivor for two. It is giving like money as the root of all right. It's like, oh, we're going to pay. to be luxurious and get these price it's like well how about you just donate it to hungry people
Starting point is 02:29:58 you know why are we spending it on extravagant things it sounds like the old testament god that just punishes people hardcore it's like well yeah you know scamming them yeah very nozark do you believe in ozark you think that was real um do i believe in it like realistically Yeah. God said I'm going to flood everybody into a restart, but you Noah and your wife and all these little animals can get on this boat and you guys will survive and then start over. Realistically, no, because the animal situation. That's what really, because like, what do you mean? You only have like one pair of each animal and then all those animals are supposed to live on that arc and like survive and not get like eaten by another animal. And then. Right. also it's like it'd be really hard to start a whole species just from one pair like because then also from that one pair they have a baby then they have to have another baby then it's like inbreeding and
Starting point is 02:31:01 some animals yes are like inbred but some animals have like birth defects because of inbreeding so then that's a whole other thing right so probably not all that to say that's what i was thinking too i was more thinking like why would god want to just flood everything why don't you do that now you imagine god's like okay you ask her you and darian go off you and go off you and on there. And we've seen clavicular. Like let's Exactly. We would have flooded by now. We would have flooded out. And why did it only happen back
Starting point is 02:31:27 then? How come that doesn't happen anymore? Like the plagues. There's lots of it's coronavirus. Like the flood itself, there's a lot of evidence about a flood taking place somewhere. Most stories and mythologies do describe a flood of some kind
Starting point is 02:31:43 somewhere. So maybe it's not, that's not how we survive that arc, but there was A flat of some kind. I think it's more of like a euphemism. I mean, things do change around the world, like continents moved and there were different, a completely different climate. So it's possible that there was some major event.
Starting point is 02:32:06 Well, that was our hot topic. That was the hottest topic of the episode. Let us know below if you are team Noah or team Noah didn't happen. Let us know. All right. Is that it? We're wrapping up. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:32:18 Okay. Wait, I did find the statement from Mattel. So they licensed Barbie branding to mischief management. So it was the official. Oh. So they licensed everything. Blame it on someone else. We love that.
Starting point is 02:32:29 Yeah. Do a little pivot next time. You know what? That's what happens when you do too much licensing. Who are you licensed? Honestly, they are like that. I could get a Barbie licensing thing. You know what I mean?
Starting point is 02:32:37 Be careful who you license that name too because they just go willy-nilly out there. Well, lesson learned for them. Thanks for being here, you guys. I lost an award, so we're all losers today. But here's the next one. You want to be a loser like me. Classic song from Gleash. Oh, I was surprised you remember that.
Starting point is 02:33:00 Of course. I'm a Gleek. I hated that song. All their original songs were horrible. Remember when they're like, let's do the original songs. How about, no. Nobody wants to hear that. We love you guys. Thanks for watching.
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