Just Trish - Feb 10, 2026

Episode Date: February 10, 2026

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Inclusivity of bad body to toss anything is that everybody is welcomed, you know? And I think there's a... I love that that's your takeaway. America's big enough for Selena and Haley Bieber. The show is Mormon wives. Secret lives and Mormon wives. We don't care about the secret lives of Mormon husbands. We know your secret life, allegedly.
Starting point is 00:00:39 Hello and welcome back to the Dust Trish podcast. Exciting day, full of hot topics, hot tea, hot Trish, hot Oscar. We are hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot over here and I hope you guys are feeling the heat. Before we get started, just I'm not to let you guys know. May, May is the month. May is the month, not only is at my birthday, Mother's Day, Elvis's birthday, there's a lot happening in May. I'm also performing that first week at the Wiltern.
Starting point is 00:01:07 Netflix is a joke comedy festival, May 5th at 9.45 p.m. and May 9th, we at Indio. Not Palm Springs, Indio, it's a little closer to LA, and Palm Springs. Evening with Trish, it's my first cabaret, a little acopet, live, no tracks, just me singing with a piano just a little tickling the keys get tickets today really exciting news updates on the I heart radio awards you guys know Moses pushing it he's like post so I'm not gonna like I how could I compete how could I even compete and I truly meant that because like wow then I heard radio just like randomly throughout the top three front runners I suppose leaderboard
Starting point is 00:01:47 which I was never happened in my life have I never been a front runner for anything And it said the three front runners for a favorite Broadway debut. It was my name. I don't know if they did in the order of the votes or if they just did it. It wasn't alphabetical because I was first. Actually, I should have been last if it was alphabetical. I was Trisha paid as it was Tom Felton and Meg Donnelly. So I don't know.
Starting point is 00:02:08 I took that as like, let's go full throttle. I'm campaigning. I am going harder than I ever would for Congress. You know what I mean? I'm going to go so hard for this because I think we got tickets. I think Lydia had texted that we had gotten tickets to the I heart. So we're going full on. If we're going to be there, we're going to be there to win, right?
Starting point is 00:02:26 I don't know. If you're not winning, I'm on the stage, you know. Okay, that's crazy. Now we're not going to get invited. It would be uninvited. Anyways, I was super excited. Meg Donnell even put like a TikTok. I mean, I know she's the competition, but I got kind of gagged when she was like,
Starting point is 00:02:39 when you're in the same category as Tricia Paitis. And it was like, Bo, I'm not going to win. But I was kind of like, because she's obviously a bigger star. We love her on American Housewife. I know that's very niche, but we just started American Housewife. You seen it? No. You know what?
Starting point is 00:02:51 No. I know. No one did, but it lasted a few seasons. It was a spinoff kind of of Mike and Molly, the sister from Mike and Molly. I forget her name, but I like love her so much. Like she was always kind of curvy, but definitely not fat. Oh, like probably a size six. And then like this one, she goes on to star and Meg Donnelly's like a little kid in it.
Starting point is 00:03:08 She's like the daughter. And the whole thing, it's like after Mike and Molly and whatever, you know, whatever. The whole thing is how fat she is. Like truly, like more than Mike and Molly are they fat-shaming this woman. They're like, ooh, she's the fattest. And the whole plot is she wants someone fatter to move in next door. So she's not the fattest person in this, like, suburb. And one of the ladies from White Lotus is in it as like the skinny name.
Starting point is 00:03:29 It's problematic, yeah, but I love it. You see it? You see the picture? Or no, we're looking at something else. No, I was looking her up. Yeah. I don't know her name. She was in the eastbound and down when we like with Danny McBride.
Starting point is 00:03:40 Right? Yeah. Okay. Wait. Who was the fatty? Megdonnelly? No, she's the daughter. No, no.
Starting point is 00:03:48 She's like the little girl on it. Okay, okay. It was a while ago. No, the fatty, she's gorge, and she's, like, not fat. Oh, my God. Wait, okay, I see now. She is teeny. Yeah, she was, like, the sister on Mike and Molly.
Starting point is 00:03:59 She was always the hot one eastbound and down. She's hot. Like, she's always a hot girl. American House, so she's hot. Like, she looks good. And the whole thing is, like, how fat she is. That is wild. No, it's actually kind of crazy.
Starting point is 00:04:07 Like, everyone's calling her fat. She calls herself fat. She's looking for someone fatter than her to be her friend. Like, it's so diabolical, but I can't stop watching it. I love it. All that to say, Meg Donnelly, who's now a star, who's now starring in Mulan Rouge, sadly closing soon. But as all the great musicals do, Broadway, RIP, Beetlejuice, you know, I was kind of gagged that she even knew who I was. She has a larger social following than me.
Starting point is 00:04:27 So the whole thing was I was gagged. Honor to be nominated with everybody. Happy to see that TikTok. Tom Felton. I mean, it's hard to compete with that. But his social presence is lacking. If I'm a campaign manager, you know, from an outside standpoint, it's like, oh, okay. But his, yes.
Starting point is 00:04:41 Probably his campaign manager is like, you're losing through those tick. Ticktokers. He needs to make you more Ticktops. He probably is like, what the hell is this award? We love it. I love I heart radio. I want this award. Tom Felton is in England. And we find out so there is a power hour like there's an hour where if you vote to get double the votes. And I'm like I'm like I can't believe this whole time I'm voting and I'm not getting in double the vote. When is the power hour babe? Okay. So is if you're in New York, it's at 8 p.m. That's why I put I put my clock and I'm like 8 p.m. Go vote. And I'm like, no, it's not working. So anyway, so I keep asking people. So Western time, if you're in California, it's at 5 p.m.
Starting point is 00:05:21 Pacific. So now I have my alarm always set to 5 p.m. 7 p.m. Mountain time, I'm assuming. Ooh, in Central? Is there Central Mountain the same? I think. Okay. So 1700.
Starting point is 00:05:34 All the end. I mean, all the times. Maybe get the UK. I don't think you can vote if you're out of the country. If you're out of the country, VPN into Los Angeles. At that size. that's time for double the votes. Moses has gone so hard, but I'm about to go hard too.
Starting point is 00:05:48 Because now I'm like, well, maybe there's a chance. Maybe there's a chance. Now that you're on the short list. Yeah. It seems more attainable. What if they just did that? So they're like, people with social following just push more, you know? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:05:58 Anyways, I'm doing it. I'm doing the push. And it's important now because now the second and third place, they know where they are. Well, we don't know if they're second or third. We don't know. I mean, why would they put you first on the list? I don't know. This is leaderboard.
Starting point is 00:06:09 Leaderboard. It was reverse alphabetical. Yeah. Yeah, they felt bad for the kids that are always at the end of it. We don't know. Look, we don't want to get too cocky either, right? Just because we're like leading. Okay, my point is that we have to go even harder now because the other people know who is in the top three.
Starting point is 00:06:27 I was gagged. I was gay because like you just, you know, we have nothing. Like this is what we have. I think all those other people, I'm sure, are just have so many awards coming their way. I don't have. I had the unwhile lifetime achievement award that was probably fake, you know? But hey, I'll take it. So this is like our one thing.
Starting point is 00:06:41 I think everyone else probably is just busy being a supermodel astrograms, a supermodel, you know, the other people are like in wicked. Like everyone's like starring in lead roles. Good time to remind you. It is not who made the best Broadway. It was whose favorite Broadway debut. And mine was kind of a gig. I broke a chair.
Starting point is 00:06:57 I sang, I sang a line. You know, like, it's favorite. You got the longest standing ovation. So I know. Well, that's to be determined. We don't know. But no, no, actually that's actually natural. I think Tom Felton did.
Starting point is 00:07:12 Remember I told you? He debuted like a week after I was in Beatles. I remember being in my dressing room. And like I think he got like on I mean. I mean, that is kind of gaggy. He was playing like Draco Malfoy as Draco Malfoy. Like I mean. Okay, nerds.
Starting point is 00:07:22 Let it go. Right. Need to remind you, J.K. Rowling. Just kidding. We are not going to sabotage our competitors. I just, you know, I just really want it now. I just really want it. I would love an I heart radio.
Starting point is 00:07:37 Last year's winner was Rachel Zegler, who was also competing. it's like Robert Downey Jr. So I just, you know, I... I hope it's like drag race and they have like Rachel come presented to you, like a step down award, you know what I mean? I would love.
Starting point is 00:07:50 I would... I hope so. I envision myself winning so next year I can do that too because I would love... To present. Like Chapel Rone did for Best New Artist. And I see that too because this year everyone's making their Broadway debuts.
Starting point is 00:08:00 We have like Whitney Leavitt and Dylan. Well, Dylan's been on... Jake Shane just announced that he was going to be on Broadway next week and all in... Like, it's going to be stiff. Bob Drag Queen. Everyone is making their debuts. It's going to be stiff competition next year.
Starting point is 00:08:12 Thank God you made your debut. Again, this is because of you. That's what I'm saying. Okay. That's crazy, babe. People make their Broadway debuts before I did it. But anyways, campaign managers are good sometimes. Not all the time.
Starting point is 00:08:23 So I feel like, okay. But anyways, vote. Vote, vote, vote. Because I feel good about it. I feel excited about it. Anyways, how old to say? Well, how about that big game? We got your football jersey.
Starting point is 00:08:37 We got our resident football expert. Oscar to Philison. on what happened at the big game on Sunday night. You know legal reasons you're supposed to say big game. You can't say Super Bowl. But you just said Super Bowl. Did I? Right now.
Starting point is 00:08:49 Oh. But why can you say Super Bowl? I don't know. I think like when we did the, we did a sponsorship last night as I guess we wanted to say for who. But whenever you see a sponsorship, everyone's saying the big game. Sponsorship. That kind of makes more sense.
Starting point is 00:09:00 I thought you meant like you. Like you couldn't be sued for saying it. Maybe. We'll see. We'll see Super Bowl. Super Bowl. Like who owns Super Bowl? Like who can't say in Super Bowl?
Starting point is 00:09:10 This NFL owns suit? Yeah, they must, right? I like the big game, though. Like, you write for the big game? How'd you like the big game? Because it could mean anything, right? Right. Just baseball.
Starting point is 00:09:20 Whatever else is out there right now? Did you enjoy it? Did the Chiefs win? No. They won. The guy is I did get this jersey at the end of football season last year. Like, it was on clearance. And I was like, well, I can save this for the Super Bowl episode of Just Trish, my mind.
Starting point is 00:09:37 You had this planning to tell me? I would have, I came on the wrong theme today. I'm on my Bridgetton kick and I didn't ever didn't know you had a themed. My theme is just a football jersey though. So I don't know how I would have loved. We have a pink football on there, baby. We should put that on display. We were not thinking correctly.
Starting point is 00:09:52 Dang it. This is great. This is very, it is giving football. Well, I would hope because it is. Oh, is it? I like this.
Starting point is 00:10:01 But of course, this is the year the Chiefs got out of the running, the bracket really early on. They lost. Oh. Yeah. So they're like early on. Discal. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:10:09 relieved though because I think it's too much stimulation for me as like a swifty to have to deal with taylor swift at the football games like especially the super bowl it's like a lot going on i i hate that i'm like on the same side as a pet as like you know the misogynist that are like get her off the get her off the field oh no is that woman off the field is that what you're thinking i'm just also like i cannot handle taylor swift at the super bowl because it's too much like over stimulation for me as a stand Like, I'm seeing her too much. Oh. Like, because it's like, now I have to be, like, locked into the, to the Super Bowl when I don't want to be.
Starting point is 00:10:46 You know what I mean? Oh, interesting. Yeah, yeah. I get that. I have, like, yeah, it's just too much for my brain to also have to, like, consume all the Taylor media. What if she did the halftime show? Oh, would love. See, that's, like, more appropriate.
Starting point is 00:10:58 Yes. Do you think people would gag or no? Probably. Maybe. I don't know. I think she would have to wait a couple years to, like, because she kind of was everywhere with the air store and stuff. I think she would have to wait a few years. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:11:09 Yeah, it's always kind of fun. Obviously, Badborn is, like, the most viewed, and he's, like, so relevant. But it is kind of fun when you, like, see people who haven't been there for a minute. Like, people are talking about, like, Justin Bieber, like, possibly doing it. I'm like, that's kind of fun. Like, Coachella sounds fun because we haven't seen him in a minute. I'm like, that could be fun because he's kind of, like, been retired for a minute. But I don't know.
Starting point is 00:11:27 Okay, so no, she was not there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I was more, like, picking and choosing when to, like, tap into the Super Bowl. Obviously, like, the halftime shows when I was like, let me see what's going on over there. Were you working it? No, thank God. You weren't posting because I was going to bed at 11 p.m. It's like, E.T. posted.
Starting point is 00:11:41 I was like, oh, my God, who's posting a TikTok? I was, I had the day off, thankfully. They tapped out for you. Who do they get to do the TikToks? Just whoever. Straight. Whoever was working. No.
Starting point is 00:11:50 Another girl who doesn't care about football. But, you know. They don't have anybody who loves sports in there. No. Not on our team. I guess because entertainment should. Well, on the actual, does anyone care? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:12:01 But on the actual TV side, there's like a lot of straight men, surprisingly. But on the social department, it's all girls and TV. two gays, me and one other gay. And the other girl didn't, one other gay is crazy. And a girl. We had one girl who was a football stand, but she left. She moved on. I think do football content.
Starting point is 00:12:20 She's like, nobody here like football. What's going on? We never report on football. What are we doing? Let me go somewhere else. Well, the highlights were halftime show. That's it, right?
Starting point is 00:12:30 Bad buddy. Oh my God. Wait, I need to read you this text that my dad sent our family group, Jack. I feel like. Wait, I love this. I'm going to read it first and then give my things. thoughts because I've never seen him text or say anything like this. My dad texted our whole family.
Starting point is 00:12:45 He said, yes, my dad released a statement to the family group chat. He said, being Latino is not something you explain. It's something we honor. Our culture isn't a trend. Our identity isn't negotiable. And our pride doesn't disappear to make others comfortable. Brown and proud always. Oh.
Starting point is 00:13:00 He sent this after the bad money halftime show. I don't know if he got that from somewhere, like Facebook or something because I've never, I've never received a text. him so eloquent but I thought that was sweet. Maybe he just felt it. He just like, this is my time to say it. Yeah. Oh my god.
Starting point is 00:13:17 Did because at the end when they had all the flights, did they have your dad is Cuban? Did they have the Cuban flag? Yeah, my mom's Cuban. My dad's Peruvian. And yes. And both were shouted out and the flags were there. Oh my God. So they probably really felt it.
Starting point is 00:13:28 I'm not even Latino and I felt it. I was like, oh, like you know. Insert Selina, Selina Trish. I did see a meme. My dear manna, Trisha, Guadalupe, Paitis. I did borrow. It was supposed to be a queen crown today, but this is a kinseniana crown that I borrowed.
Starting point is 00:13:46 And I do feel a little king's day. Yeah, which I did feel. We remember we watched this morning, too. That's so beautiful, though. I kind of love when dad's got all the fundamental like that. I know. Would you respond? Nothing.
Starting point is 00:13:57 That was so hard-bought and beautiful. And it's so true. Like, you know, I think that's what I've always, like, I always wish I had, like, some sort of culture to be proud of. I have nothing. I have no identity. And I love it. I just would love,
Starting point is 00:14:12 I would love to be a part of something one day. But it was beautiful to see. I loved it. It was good. You just feel it. We just feel like we watched it again today this morning and glam. I was like, wow, this is like, you just feel like. It was very theatrical.
Starting point is 00:14:22 It was giving very like musical theater with like the sets. Art performance slash history lesson. Like I learned so much from the history that he explained. But yeah, it was beautiful too. I was just into it to art. It's like, oh, yeah, that's like the person there was like, like a taco cart and it's like a real LA taco cart that like he like owns and like this whole thing
Starting point is 00:14:41 and I was like oh yeah like it is yeah I enjoyed it just as it is and then when I like was hearing little history facts I was like I mean not a history fact but I just thought I was kind of gagged by those bushes moving there were people yeah because they had no time so that was the fastest way to do it that's so smart yeah wait that was so cute why didn't they like show that
Starting point is 00:14:59 I know that is gaggy all then like running out it's really gaggy I would have gladly been a tree I was gonna say we kind of missed our calling to be performers I mean, you did play a tree. Didn't you play a tree or something in like the one of your childhood plays? Oh my gosh, yes. Is it from tuck everlasting? There's a tree and it had the mouth and was it tuck everlasting or was it a different one?
Starting point is 00:15:17 I was also in the Wizard of Oz. I was a tree during the crab apple scene. I did that. But I do think there was. Now I remember I was a tree. And there was, yeah, you actually know better than me. I can't remember. It's tuck everlasting of a tree.
Starting point is 00:15:26 I think so. There's a tree that talks anyways. It was around that era that we wear that. I could have been one. Yeah, my resume. That's okay to be a tree at the Super Bowl. That's so cool. I know.
Starting point is 00:15:36 All of it would have been cool. I would have loved to have been anyone out there. Yeah. So fun. I know, Darien was in tears watching it. It was very sweet. Yeah. Every one in my family was like very moved by it.
Starting point is 00:15:47 Because I think like the point of it was like unity obviously. And like I think he represented like every kind of like Latino or Hispanic person. Like it really was like cross generational. It was like whether you know you were born and raised in a Latin country or if you like aren't first generation immigrant or you immigrated yourself, like every facet of Latino culture was represented. Obviously, Puerto Rico with like him and
Starting point is 00:16:14 Ricky Martin, but it kind of shouted out every country. I thought that was great. Especially now. I feel like, obviously now it's like so relevant. So I mean, it always is. But yeah, it felt perfectly timed. Yeah. No, that's right. It is. It is was like a beautiful thing to watch
Starting point is 00:16:30 and yeah, it's cool. I like to love it. I was going to say something to it. You were saying something about your dad. I saw another meme too. Zara Larson. Did you see her story? I did, yes. Well, I didn't see.
Starting point is 00:16:42 I saw Trish Gray. I mean, I love Zara Lawson. I follow her. Yes, I did see that the meme was being used when he gave his little gramming. I'm glad my crying meme can be a part of pop culture and some way.
Starting point is 00:16:54 Sometimes I hate when I'm inserted in such a big moment like this because I don't want people to think like I'm trying to ins like, because you know, then the comment's like, not Trish being here. You know what I mean? So I get a little cringe for a minute because I saw there was another one like St. hoax, which is like a popular meme one. They also posted it and like love, but then I just know, like I said, once it gets out of my
Starting point is 00:17:10 audience sphere, I'm always a little scare. I'm always like, because people might think I did it, trying to insert myself. Not trying to insert myself in this moment. Loved it. I think it was beautiful. And I, I'm happy to witness it. I don't need to insert my memes in a beautiful Latino moment. Jimmy was probably so gagged.
Starting point is 00:17:26 Oh, gagged for Gaga. Or Moodher Gaga. Moodheragga. Oh, yeah, I didn't see that one. She was getting... She wanted to loop in Agita. I did kind of love her little Spanish dancing. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:17:42 I know. Some people were like, oh my God, why would she be in here? But, like, that bunny is Little Monster Down. Like, there have been... Like, he's just been out on the streets in different eras of, like, Lady Gaga merch, just, like, in his free time being a little monster. And I live for that. Like, across all eras.
Starting point is 00:17:59 Like, he has been about Lady Gaga and has stood on business about Lady Gaga, across all eras of Gaga. Oh, I didn't know that about him. There's all these, like, montages of him in different, like, Lady Gaga shirts. Like, he lives for her. He lives for Gaga. Okay. I didn't know that.
Starting point is 00:18:13 I guess I was a little unexpected, but I liked it. I know T. As a fan of The Joker, I was like, ooh, I love this song. I love a little, like, it's giving, like, when I did, like, Spanish freaky. It's like, yeah, maybe that. Dame de laud, you know, just, like, a little bit like, oh, but it's good. Like you said, if he's a fan, it gives, like, everybody can vibe. Tea.
Starting point is 00:18:31 And it's, like, again, I think about, like, unity, having one of the biggest, like American white pop stars like perform like Latin number also I there was like a whole commentary it's kind of one of those things where like you can find the symbolism it no matter how you look at it like some people were saying oh it also could be a commentary about like having like Latin singers perform at weddings like now having like her jup be the wedding singer so it's kind of a little bit of a role reversal with that too so I really liked it and I thought she was having so much fun he was so happy to have her there it was cute it was a good surprise yeah it looked fun it was just
Starting point is 00:19:04 even Ricky Martin, like I get, of course he's Border Weekend, of course, but like, you know, you could have like Jay Luke Reddarder, and I kind of loved to sing Rick Martin, I'm a Ricky Martin's dance, so I was kind of like gagged, and I like loved the song. I didn't know it was like this like traditional song that like everyone knew and I love the song, I loved his voice. I thought the vocals were giving. I love the end. I reposted that where it was
Starting point is 00:19:19 the only thing like more powerful than hate is love which is like kind of very you coded. You're always like saying that too. Like the only way to combat hate is love. Not saying it's Moses's like you always said this. I like that. I like the unity message. I think that was great and I think that's what it all was. He said, God bless America.
Starting point is 00:19:35 Like, it was just perfect for everybody. Everyone was just, like, all included. It was a real wedding. Yeah, it was a real wedding. Yeah, that was cool. That's a, people said that, but I don't really understand. So, like, they were getting married. Do you think they were already married and they just did the ceremony or like they were
Starting point is 00:19:48 getting married? Like, they officiated already. Like, that happened in that moment. So, like, he was, what's he doing that, like, do you take during the Super Bowl before they showed it? The moment they penned to them, it was the I do's and they. How did they get that gig? I think what I read was that.
Starting point is 00:20:04 They had like, as a gag and then invited Benito to their wedding because they love him. And then they were, he reversed it and like invited them to get married. Yeah. I hope that's a true story. I hope so too. I'd be crazy. I live for it. I, well, that.
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Starting point is 00:21:34 This was giving like, you're at a show. Full production, yeah. I think too probably wanting to do extra production because like obviously he's singing all in Spanish but I think you can tell
Starting point is 00:21:45 from the different sets and like the, you know, when he's like on the roof then he falls through the roof like kind of showing the story so even if he don't understand what he's singing you can all
Starting point is 00:21:53 you can understand via like context clues which I think was really effective. I live, this is TikTok of Robert Irwin like living his life. I like, you go a little white boy.
Starting point is 00:22:02 Yes. That was so cute. You were like, just dancing. Because that's the thing. He just danced. You just feel the vibes. Alex Earl and the Casita. What the hell?
Starting point is 00:22:09 Sure. What the hell? Sure. What? She? Yes. Alejandra Earl. Sure.
Starting point is 00:22:16 Why not? Wait. Okay. Gang. I love that. Oh, my God. The one white girl in Maryland like work. Yes, he got out of dinner.
Starting point is 00:22:25 No. Maybe she is. Maybe there's some linear. Anyways, we love. Maybe. Isn't she from Florida? Maybe she got a little cute. been in her. Why not?
Starting point is 00:22:35 What did it? Gang? I didn't see that. That's everything. I think Christy, Spillsess, like, kind of, like, went through to figure out how she got there. And, like, one of Bad Bunny's, like, business partners who co-owns a restaurant in Miami with him is the executive producer of her Alex Earle's Netflix show, her reality show. So that kind of is what ties her in there, I guess.
Starting point is 00:22:58 Okay. But it was, you know what? I was like, why not? Sure. If they ask you, might. I was just saying, yeah. Okay. I love it.
Starting point is 00:23:06 Also, she was in Happy Gomore 2. And Bad Bunny was in Happy Go More 2. So maybe they crossed past at the press store, you know? I love it. Yeah. Who's going to say no to that? I was going to say no to a Super Bowl performance, you know? In the Casita.
Starting point is 00:23:22 She loves sports. She loves sports. Yeah. I do. The little Casita thing was from his Puerto Rico residency, right? Yeah. That's what like Austin Butler was into. I like it.
Starting point is 00:23:32 I like the body. for it. Yeah. It was funny though because like, people were also mad at Jessica Alba being in there because she like didn't really, people are just mean in general, I think.
Starting point is 00:23:43 But people like, oh, she pretended to not be Latina for so long. Now she wants to be Latina. I was like, well, she also came up in a time without like representation. Yeah. And like you had to be more white to get roles.
Starting point is 00:23:54 So that kind of makes sense to me. But yeah. Oh, I didn't know. So she was like, she was just like, I'm not. I think she kind of played into being like more like racially.
Starting point is 00:24:03 ambiguous, like, early on in her career. But, I mean, when we were growing up, there was just, like, literally no, like, representation. Yeah, you're, like, limited to roles back then. Yeah. If you were like, oh, you're just... Yeah. Hmm.
Starting point is 00:24:18 I just got a little. I didn't know she was Latino, but I do love... I was on a old clip of Christine Aguilera on Rosie O'Donnell, and she was talking about her being Latina. And Rosie didn't know. I didn't, like, fully know either because she said they wanted to shorten the name to, like, Christina Aggie or something.
Starting point is 00:24:31 She was, no, I'm proud to be Latina Aguil. And I was like, oh, I had no idea. Yeah, I think she's done like Latin music before, too. She didn't one with Ricky Martin. Well, maybe, yeah, you're probably no more than I do. I know she did one with Ricky Martin that I loved, but it was in English, but I still loved. I love that. I love finding all this out.
Starting point is 00:24:46 Yeah, I think she had a whole, did she have a whole album? A little Spanish album. Yeah, she has like over like 10 songs in Spanish. Oh. Yeah. She's done a lot in Spanish, actually. Oh. I had no idea.
Starting point is 00:25:00 Oh, I, of course, I have to mention. the influencers who are not happy about bad bunny's performance, the Paul brothers. Did you see their tweets? Those diabolical. I mean, I just, yes, there's really, like, no defending that. As much as, like, people try. Like, I just think they're, I just think they're kind of the worst people ever, almost.
Starting point is 00:25:21 Like, right? Like, I kind of think they're just the worst. Because you can just say nothing. Yeah. Like, you really could just say nothing. Because, yes. With Alex Earl Bay and the Casita, I think she's kind of a, like been a little less political but she has been like she's kind of been out there that she's
Starting point is 00:25:39 like republican um so yeah yeah so but she like still showed and obviously like you there's like shades of it there's like extreme you know like you and obviously maybe her like mindset has changed but i kind of like that she was there too because again the whole half time show was about like unity so that's also showing like look like maybe she felt this way before but also she doesn't even agree with like ice and everything that's happening, you know? Yeah, I feel I'm not too tapped into this world, but like even the Joe Rogans of it all are like this is the obon. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:26:08 Very much like this is bullshit. I think everyone can agree on that except for apparently Jake Paul. Literally. Which like, yeah. Because he went out and tweeted purposely turning off the halftime show. Let's rally together and show big corporations. They can't just do whatever they want without consequence, which equals viewership for them. You are the benefit.
Starting point is 00:26:27 Realize you have power to turn off this half time. A fake American citizen performing. who publicly hates America. I cannot support that, which was, like, just deranged because Puerto Rico is a part of America. And also there have been literal, like, non-American citizens perform, like, Coldplay. Chris Martin is British.
Starting point is 00:26:46 You too. Yeah, there's been so many people. It's like, what? Yeah. Also, if they watched the show, they would actually be more in tune to the fact that Puerto Rico was colonized. Yeah. For the sugar fields, they don't have power because of us.
Starting point is 00:27:00 their flag like when he had the flag on that's the original flag it's a light blue America changed their flag to match the blue and red of the American flag like there's so many things that I learned from the halftime show that they should learn and also they live in Puerto Rico right what the how are you going to be so uneducated did he yeah I saw what was the other thing he said that was just like uh Jake Paul yeah he also tweeted if you don't like ice then don't call 911 when you're in trouble if you don't respect law enforcement agents then you shouldn't depend on them Yeah, because those are the people who respond to emergency call.
Starting point is 00:27:33 Like, what are you even talking about? Kind of the dumbest person in life. That's what I'm saying, because then he tried to, like, defend himself this morning. I was like, watching, like, reading his treats this morning and kind of like defending doubling to Anga. Like, how can you? Yeah. Also, you lived in Los Angeles and didn't he live in Calabas? Do you think those are like English names?
Starting point is 00:27:50 Like, you literally live in Puerto Rico. You, like, what are you talking about? It's so bizarre. Yeah, I don't know. And then he's like, no, I love, I love bad bunny, but he hates America or something. It's like, what are you talking about? It makes no sound. I mean,
Starting point is 00:28:01 Bad Bunny previously criticized the Paul brothers in a documentary. And it highlighted like the gentrification and displacement of local Puerto Ricans because of like wealthy American, wealthy people in America moving to Puerto Rico for like tax reasons. And obviously kind of a commentary on the Paul brothers. And Logan on the Philip DeFranco show of all shows in 2020. who said, I do find a hypocritical because Bad Bunny is a Puerto Rican living in Puerto Rico who is privately taken advantage of the same tax program that he's publicly condemning. So they have, I guess, beef going all the way back from like 2021, 2020.
Starting point is 00:28:42 But he's from there. He's from Puerto Rico. So it's not the same. It's not you guys coming from Ohio going out there to get a tax break because you're having so much money. Like that's so, which you didn't know nothing about the country you live in. It's like crazy. And then Logan, too, like when he was doing, it was at the red carpet for, I guess,
Starting point is 00:28:57 the Raising Cain's party at the Super Bowl. Logan, are excited for the halftime show? No. And someone asked him if he was excited for the halftime show. He just said no and walked away. I saw that. I saw that one. And the way he said it too.
Starting point is 00:29:11 It's just like, and then he tried to come on Twitter and be like, I don't stand by Jake's thing. The PR King Colin because the backlash was like too swift. Again, it's just like a basic. No, we saw it. And you can't backtrack something. People are like, well, you love to say like I've changed. You can't change in an hour. That red carpet was right before the red thing.
Starting point is 00:29:29 And then the Twitter, because it's just. I was like, people change, people change. I was like, in an hour note, he got his butt handed to him. Someone's like, no, clean it up real quick because the way he said it is like, I don't, I don't support this. And the way he said it too was so smug. Like, when you watch that red carpet club, like, I, God, because people do love the Paul Brothers.
Starting point is 00:29:45 And I just, I can't stand that at all. And you just like, seeing how smug and arrogant they are, you're just like, oh, like, I just, I can't. I can't stomach them. Like, you know, you know that feeling like you feel stuff, right? Like energy from people. That, they have, they have a sinister as people say. you know, and I don't say that often about people or influencers.
Starting point is 00:30:02 I don't know if anyone has sinister energy. You know what I mean? Maybe David Duprick. But aside from that, yeah, like, whatever. We don't like a lot of people, but they're sinister. Yeah, there's a dark, sick energy. And at the very least, the racist. Like, I mean, that is kind of indisputable at this point because they flat out just, like,
Starting point is 00:30:18 we're saying that the halftime show was un-American and all this stuff because it's mostly, it was like in Spanish. That made literally no sense. It is flat-out racist. And I'm looking at everyone a little sideways. if we're still going on that damn impulsive podcast or you are like are going to be their court at the Jake Paul boxing matches or whatever
Starting point is 00:30:35 I'm going to look sideways Jeff Wittick I'm going to look a little sideways So he goes he's there He's always at the impulsive He's at the Paul wedding He's with that Mike Maylack or whatever Like I'm going to start looking at everyone A little sideways now because this is flat out
Starting point is 00:30:48 And Mike Maylack too loves to be woke And it's like when you're sitting next to someone Who's like you said just blatantly racist Racist like actively Currently shouting it in Twitter Like actively shouting promoting talking to all these dumb people that follow you, and you still sit there and support.
Starting point is 00:31:02 It's like kind of crazy. And to like not call it out. And it's like we get it. Like you're getting that paycheck. But like you're complicit at some point, right? Like you are complicit at some point. And it's just like, yeah. The thing is that they were doing it before they even watched the halftime show.
Starting point is 00:31:14 Yeah. Literally. Like when you watch it, you see that he's celebrating his culture, which everyone should celebrate their culture. And we love learning about other cultures, celebrating their cultures. And it's not like they went on stage and made just political statements one after the other.
Starting point is 00:31:28 or they didn't say anything derogatory about other people. You know what I mean? Like they really just talked about themselves and their culture. If they went out and said like, you know, oh, go disrespect the police. Go disrespect. Like they never said that. And the Paul Barre just assumed that because somebody spoke Spanish. Literally.
Starting point is 00:31:46 So that just shows where the problem is right now. And I was like super at the end. I mean, literally was calling out all the countries and saying like, God bless America. Like he was just going probably like everybody like. He was saying America is big. But to say something like. American mean someone would be like, you know, America or whatever.
Starting point is 00:32:01 And it's like, nobody was like. No, it was very loving like the whole. Like the whole thing was. Yeah. I don't know. I don't know. I don't, but. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:32:10 Jake Paul just. But Bad Bunny did officially have the most viewed Super Bowl half time in history with 135. 4 million, which is amazing. I mean, he is the biggest artist in the world. So like I knew it was going to happen.
Starting point is 00:32:25 But it's just so funny that Jake Paul is like, let's come on everybody. Let's. Show him. Okay, really, little dummy, because look at your influence. Flop. Yeah. 135.4.
Starting point is 00:32:34 Like, you're just so dumb. Just so dumb. Like, I guess, is anyone, like, you said, there are people that are still, like, friends with them and, like, support them and, like, hang out with that. It's, like, it is kind of, like, wild that people still stand by them. Like, I get it. Like, there's, like, half the country that's, like, okay, but, like, are they really following, like, Jake Paul?
Starting point is 00:32:51 Like, because he's just not smart about anything. Like, it just has no input. And if there's literally, again, like you said, if there's people who are in your political party who like also like disagree and aren't okay with it then that should kind of be a little bit of a wake up call to you like all because you like identify as republican doesn't mean you have to co-sign every extreme thing you know like you can just know what is like a human rights violation like just basic human rights and have empathy for people and still identifies republicic republican doesn't mean you have to like be pro deportating deporting everybody you know so and the way they're like
Starting point is 00:33:26 handling everybody. Yeah. Just literally killing people just like randomly on the street. Yeah, I saw something at the VM, was, or the Grammys, too. There was like a video of like two women that were like making fun of like
Starting point is 00:33:36 Billy Elish when she was talking. And I'm like, to post something like that to like record yourselves doing it and then post it like, like who is, nobody's siding with you. Like who are they making it for? Like you said like nobody's on that. I mean, most people unless you're like sinister.
Starting point is 00:33:50 It's like what, you know, like, why would you do that? Like, I don't know. People are just literally so dumb. And they like, and then you know, You know they're so done that they don't even like understand anything. They probably don't even know anything that's happening, like what ice is. Like you know what I mean? They're probably just repeating something here.
Starting point is 00:34:04 I don't know. Like they just all seem so. It's kind of. Hmm. Scary. Mm-hmm. Twitter's spooky. That's why I got a, my Twitter is all these people because I saw that one about the Grammys too on there.
Starting point is 00:34:17 And I'm just like, this feels a little demonic. I know T. I have to take breaks from Twitter sometimes because it's like obviously. I feel like my FYB has a lot of people like, clocking it, but it's also like, at some point I'm like, I've reached my limit of like being exposed to like dubious sinister people. I don't know how much more I can take. Mine is like, yeah, same. I feel like not interested, but like mine will be that. Like, the other half time, I don't know what it was. Some kid rock was on my time.
Starting point is 00:34:42 And I'm like, what the fuck is this? And it's just like so weird. Like I'm like, why am I on this side of Twitter when I'm clearly, I'm not searching. I can show you guys my Twitter search. It's Matthew Morrison. Like it's not this. And I'm like, why is this popping up? Like, it's so. so spooky. It is spooky. And I'm like, okay, well. I know.
Starting point is 00:35:02 Also, but my FYP it was a lot of puppy bowl content, too, which I did appreciate it. Oh. I did live for a puppy bowl. It's like the Animal Planet Super Bowl, where they have puppies play football. How?
Starting point is 00:35:16 How do they catch it? How do they throw it? They just put them in this little, like, stadium. It's like a, you know, almost like a baby-sized stadium. And they just put a little ball, in there and then just kind of run around and play with the and play with the toys it's so cute one well they had um
Starting point is 00:35:33 it's kind of sad they had one like a special needs puppy play um uh what was her name her name was tegan it was she's so cute she like all the other puppies were like almost made me cry because all the other puppies were playing with her but she like needed um almost like a wheelchair kind of thing you can kind of see her here these little wheelchairs her puppies like look at her her. I know. And she did win. She was on the one team, Teigen,
Starting point is 00:36:01 but then she did pass away after they filmed it, which was so sad. Last night? It was filmed a while ago, like a couple months ago. I think two months ago she passed away of pneumonia. Poor thing. But I love that she got to play and be highlighted and all the other dogs were so accepting of her.
Starting point is 00:36:16 It was like the sweetest thing I've ever seen in my life. I know. Do you think it was because of the game? What? No. No, I think she just like, I think she just, was not going to have like a long life regardless because of all her.
Starting point is 00:36:29 Oh my gosh. Yeah, everything that she was going. Oh, my gosh. Yeah. Did they air like in memory of? Yeah. They like really celebrated her, which I thought was very sweet.
Starting point is 00:36:39 I love the puppy bowl. There's also a kiddie bowl, but I don't know if there's any disabled kittens. I just know that. Okay. Do they have that do? I don't know what the ratings, but I don't think they were 135.4 million like bad bunny.
Starting point is 00:36:53 Imagine the kitten bowl with even more viewers than bad bunny. That's probably where Jake Paul was tuning in. He was watching the... What a weirdo. Did he actually do that, too? Like, could you imagine to be, like, everyone turned this off right now? He's so...
Starting point is 00:37:05 I know. The damage control the morning after is, like, deranged. Like, girl, we saw the tweets live and in color last night. Like, what? And he didn't delete him, right? He just, like, corrected him. Yeah, he was like, um,
Starting point is 00:37:17 I also think we should all love everybody. Like, what? Yeah, you know what? Someone needs to PR his asses. Because didn't his girlfriend just win, like, the gold medal? in the Olympic. And it's like, like, your fiance
Starting point is 00:37:29 is literally a gold medalist, like Olympic, like champion. She's an athlete. She has all this thing. Like, how embarrassing. Like, that's what, like, when I got with Moses, like, my number one thing was like,
Starting point is 00:37:37 let me not embarrass, like my partner. You know what I mean? Like, like, trolling, whatever. I was like, I just need to not embarrass them because it's like, it reflects because not, like, I look at that person sideways. I'm like, how are you just like this Olympic athlete, beautiful, strong, like so much dedication.
Starting point is 00:37:51 And your, your fiancee is just, it was most, I'd be like, taking that phone away. I'd be, like, deleting. everything. I'd be like, what the fuck? Apologize. Like, whatever. Like, it's actually so insane. Like, it's actually so insane to me that, like, people are around him. People want to marry him. And they're not like, hey, that's not cool. Especially because she is from a different country, right? Like, don't you think she'd be the first to be like, she, I forgot which country she's from.
Starting point is 00:38:18 The Netherlands. Yeah. She represents, like, the Netherlands. Like, she should be the first to be, like, hey, the world is full of other people outside of America. That is crazy. Yeah, and I just don't understand, like, that logic at all that no one is around him, like, just telling him, like, you're a dumb. And, like, sometimes you just, like, need to be told that. I don't know. Don't embarrass your partner. Don't embarrass your future kids by saying stupid shit because it's just dumb. And you sound dumb.
Starting point is 00:38:45 Well, we watched it. We watched a halftime show. We don't watch anything else. Nina Agdahl is also an immigrant. She's from Denmark. What are you? And married to Logan Ball. Or, yeah, married to Logan Ball.
Starting point is 00:38:57 What? That was crazy. Not to mention every one of her co-workers on the Victoria Hickrott fashion show. You think Giselle Bunchin? It was like, what? Right. Maybe they do.
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Starting point is 00:41:37 I think of you when I tweet sometimes. You know what's so bad. I deleted my Twitter app for my phone Saturday night because I'm like, I just need to break. And then after the halftime show, Darien was scrolling on Twitter and I was like looking over his shoulder like, what's going on over there? And then I downloaded it again. I lasted like 12 hours because I needed to be back in the know. And the first thing I saw was your tweets.
Starting point is 00:41:56 You're like, bad bunny, more like good bunny. Loved it. Woo-woo. I mean, that was pretty good. I might be the first to say that, right? Elmo copied you. Elmo copied you after and said, bad bunny. More like good bunny.
Starting point is 00:42:08 No. Did you look up the time stance? Was it after me? I guess I should back check myself. Wait, that's crazy. Because I really had never heard anyone say that. I was like, wait, this is kind of clever. Because I was like, he's kind of good.
Starting point is 00:42:17 Good. And I'm like, a good bunny. Like that was, I thought that was so clever. Oh, my God. Oh my God. Oh, that'd be crazy if Elmo copied me. Okay, 5.51 p.m. Let's see what, what time Elmo did it.
Starting point is 00:42:26 He's known to do that. He's known to do that. No. 535 p. Wow. Down. So you were, yeah, you were just 16 minutes after. I did not follow.
Starting point is 00:42:39 Damn. Oh my God. That would have been so crazy. I did not have happy. You guys are in the same wavelength. But does happen sometimes. Yeah, me and Elmo. That's, okay.
Starting point is 00:42:48 That one kind of, yeah. I like Twitter when it's like active and I'm just like, oh, I like, when I scroll and I see like something I want to comment on. I'm like, oh, okay, now I have thoughts coming through me. And so I have had a lot of thoughts last night. And I just was like, let me just tweet. And there was a commercial. That's why I thought of it because there's, I was seeing all the commercials on there.
Starting point is 00:43:03 And I saw the like Duncan one with like Jennifer Aniston. And I was like, oh, like, I hate. everything about that commercial but I loved it like I felt like I just felt because I was like old I just felt like oh because it was like the little one from Seinfeld the chubby one he was on there as his character everyone was their character so I was like I'm sorry I don't know their names but it's like George right from Seinfeld it was like um who's erkel and joey from friend yeah Ben Affleck was somebody maybe just the character he was something yeah he was something yeah everyone was like their character and I was giving nostalgia vibe so I was like oh I kind of love this and that's like I it's like nostalgic or whatever. Tom Brady, I think, was in it at the end. Yeah, a little, the AI de-aging was just a little. Oh, was that what was happening? It was a little scary.
Starting point is 00:43:50 Yeah, it was a little uncanny valley for me. For everybody? I guess they must have agreed to allow themselves to be like. Everybody was? Yeah. I mean, don't you find it all? They looked like they were the same character from like 40 years ago, 30 years ago, 20 years ago.
Starting point is 00:44:05 Wow. They got me. Because they did look kind of good. Well, you also fall for those AI babies and stuff. So I don't know. I do love AI babies that eat themselves. Yeah, especially the one George from Seinfeld, Jason Alexander. He did look very suspicious.
Starting point is 00:44:20 So does that mean AI just took them or was it them and they kind of digitize their face? That's what I'm trying to figure out to. I read that they were a, it was done AI though. Oh, so they completely. That's what I read. Because he looked. Did you see George from Seinfeld? Like it looked just like it because he's like standing by the counter and it looks just like him
Starting point is 00:44:38 from Seinfeld and I was like, God, he looks pretty good. Because you can de-age like through, like, almost like a CGI kind of thing. Like they've de-aged before. Yeah, John Goodman did that in Righteous Jumpstones. They de-aged him. Yeah. I think what I read allegedly was it was AI. I guess let me fact check.
Starting point is 00:44:55 Because even like Jaliel White, who plays Urquil. Like he, I mean, he looks good, but he looked like a 16-year-old kid again. And I was like, hmm, okay, that makes sense. Definitely. But the advantage is they have the real actors working with them so they can dub the audio and do the sound so it feels more real. Okay, but Joey looked a little bit old. Like, he looked a little bloated.
Starting point is 00:45:15 Maybe they chose. He had like a bad wig on. So maybe they just de-hed his face. I'm so curious. I liked it, but I am. Yeah, there's, it was, you know, people were saying it's AI generated in different, like, articles. I don't think Duncan has said specifically, though.
Starting point is 00:45:33 So I guess alleged AI for now. Either that or they had really good surgeons, all of them. Tom Brady does look like he's had some work done allegedly in my opinion. Oh, Tom Brady looks pickled for sure. Pickled boots. Pickled better than chopped. Is it a little better? Honestly, see, would you rather be pickled or chopped?
Starting point is 00:45:51 I don't know. A chopped pickle. I don't know either. You know? I think... I'd personally rather be pickled, I guess, if I had to choose. Yeah, but I'd be chopped sounds a little. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:46:05 mundane. But a lot of ads are like just... everything from what i saw it was like AI AI can make your job better you suck at your job just use AI diva you want to be able to you know write that report use AI want to find your dog use AI hey fatty why don't you take this injection to get skinny you're sick and nasty and fat get skinny want to use AI to get skinny it was like so many ads yeah and weight loss ads oh yes it was oh last night there was AI ads?
Starting point is 00:46:36 Yeah. Why isn't you though? That's how weight loss. There was like a chat GBT one. There was really for like ring
Starting point is 00:46:42 camera where it's like we can they angled it as like if you lose your dog we can use AI from and use everyone in your neighborhood's ring camera to find your dog
Starting point is 00:46:51 which is kind of spooky because then it's like okay so you can use everyone's ring camera basically allowing them yeah to use your cameras 24 seven all the time
Starting point is 00:47:00 yeah so they can surveil the streets and everyone well that's bad I mean it seems like it could be good because of yeah because yeah but we have that that we have that people do post i always see on ring you know that's my dog cat have you seen it but here because that means also they'll use a certain kind of
Starting point is 00:47:18 fast recognition to find your dog or cat or and they can use that maliciously but yeah the ads were more disturbing than the halftime show the ads were why don't i like the ads yesterday what other thing was disturbing okay yeah that's that but i didn't see that one um i like the jake the state farm Jake from State Farm. Well, just because it was literally the, as if I was in the writer's room for that commercial, because it was Haley Steinfeld in Katzai
Starting point is 00:47:42 starring in the commercial. Oh, okay, but, okay. And that was like, this is kind of Oscar-Cola. I love that you said that. To me, the starring would have been Danny McBride from Righteous and that was commercials. He was in the State Farm commercial? He was like the lead singer.
Starting point is 00:47:54 He was singing the living on a pair song. He was like, the star. I mean, love Katzai, but like they were in a... Ten seconds. I know. Like a second. Like probably like literally a four count. Yeah, like.
Starting point is 00:48:07 And I saw the full dance that they did. And I was like, why do they not give more of that? I don't see. I love Danny McBride, but I do think Katzai is probably the bigger star. I don't know the other actress, but Katzai is the biggest in the world right now. Why would they not give them the whole thing? Oscar nominee Haley Seinfeld, but yeah. Oh, congrats.
Starting point is 00:48:26 Starring in the historic Academy Award acclaimed sinners. But yeah. Good for her. She sounds so familiar. She was pitch perfect, you said? Pitch perfect. Yeah, true great. But not like the third one or something.
Starting point is 00:48:43 She was the third one, yes. I didn't ever saw it. But, yeah. And she's a local to the Konejo Valley. She lives. No way. She's down the street, yeah. You know what?
Starting point is 00:48:55 I did feel a little bilingual when I saw it had Konejo on the market. And I was like, that means bunny. Because we have a lot of bunnies here. There are bunnies. It's everywhere. The concept of like Jake Paul living in a life for so much of his life where literally every city,
Starting point is 00:49:10 every town is in Spanish. Every San Francisco, Los Angeles. Santa Monica. Los Angeles. Like there's just like no place that's not. San Diego all that like. Baselang and Puerto Rico.
Starting point is 00:49:25 Literally. I really feel like they shouldn't be deported out of Puerto Rico if you don't know that. Like if you don't even know where you're living and like what it's about, like I don't think you should be there. You know what I mean? Like, send them back to Ohio.
Starting point is 00:49:36 I want to see how they thrive back in Cleveland. Love Cleveland. They're not really from Cleveland. They're from like a different part of Cleveland, but or Ohio. But anyway, they're just, they're so annoying. And Jake Paul's former boxing competitor, Mike Tyson's ad for Maha. You saw that? This killed me.
Starting point is 00:49:56 From Maha. What's Maha? I would love to be in it. Okay. What I don't know. Okay. I don't know what Maha. I love a name.
Starting point is 00:50:04 It's make America healthy again. Oh. And it does. Oh, no. Oh, no. It is, I love that it is becoming a meme and like a TikTok trend now because it, the ad was so deranged. It was Mike Tyson talking about, uh, his weight loss. And, um, he said, I talking about, uh, being overweight.
Starting point is 00:50:27 The direct quote is, I was so fat and nasty. I would eat anything. I was like 345 pounds. A quarter of ice cream every hour. I had so much self-hate that I wanted to kill myself. My sister's name is Denise. She died of obesity at the age of 25. She had a heart attack.
Starting point is 00:50:43 And he's saying all this while taking a bite out of an apple. And it's all in black and white. And it's all... It is a choice, not to be sure. Yeah. And he said, we're the most powerful country of the world. And we have the most obese, fudgy people. Fudgy.
Starting point is 00:51:01 Fudgy. Something has to be done. about processed food in this country. And then he said, processed food kills, flashed across the screen. And it was paid for by the Maha Center, an advocacy group led by RFK Jr.
Starting point is 00:51:20 RFK. We'll just leave that there. I'm so confused, but. And it's like the new, it's like a government agency led by RFK Jr. to make America healthy. What? Maha is a crazy, like, way to shorten it.
Starting point is 00:51:40 Because it's like, it reminds me of the Amanda show. I don't know if you remember, but like... Yeah, Maha. Yes, that's what it gives. Yeah, me too. So weird. A weird person to be the face of it. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:51:53 There's just so many people have gotten, like, healthy that look great, that act great, act accordingly. You know, there's just like so many people. It's just that weird toys. I don't understand. They had to have been better spokespeople, for sure. Yeah. But maybe they didn't want to be associated with, like, the administration, I suppose.
Starting point is 00:52:12 I mean. I guess. There has to be a fat conservative that healthy. Maybe there hasn't been RIP Rush Limbaal, you know? It's like there hasn't been. Someone needed to be the face of that, not Mike Tyson. Yes. Oh, that's crazy.
Starting point is 00:52:26 It was crazy. Maybe I could lose some weight and I could be the face of not something else, a different movement. Love the idea. The execution warning is crazy. Yeah. Just nuts. I guess there wasn't like a lot of like, I don't know. There was a Benson Boom commercial that was funny.
Starting point is 00:52:45 He was doing a lot of flips. With Ben Stiller. Yes. That was kind of fine. Someone asked me to open for Benson Boom, but I don't know if it's real. I was telling Moses. I'm like, I think we have August open. I would die.
Starting point is 00:53:00 A different country, but yeah. Should we go out and edit every time. time Moses has slandered Benson Boone. They didn't ask me to open for him. Suddenly 100 episodes are missing. Just for the record, I've always loved Benz and Boone. I love him. For the record, it was all about safety of our children.
Starting point is 00:53:20 We never... I will flip all day, no safety net needed. Oh, my God. I... Yeah. Anyways, it might happen, but we'll see. That's not... I don't know if Benson Boone knows.
Starting point is 00:53:29 I just... The touring people were like, oh, we might need an opener for Benz and Boone in this particular... country and I was like I would be available. Oh my God, I would scream. I would scream too. I think it'd be really fun but Moon be my scream the blue jeans. I gotta love. I like Benson Boone.
Starting point is 00:53:46 I like Benson Boone. I think he's like Harry Styles light, less, actually they said no, let me not go too deep into the woods but they said he was less expensive than like a Charlie Puth which is interesting to me. Oh. I don't know if this is true. Maybe I should stop talking. They're just telling me on the background in front. This all is like alleged to the people are trying to do. Like, yeah. It could be, maybe not a scam, but it's like, you know, telephone.
Starting point is 00:54:08 But maybe a scam. Who knows? But you want to open for Benz, boom? I'm like, yeah. I live for Benson Boone, actually, I think. Yeah. He seems sweet. He does.
Starting point is 00:54:16 He seems fine. The people, people on Twitter, I've been saying, like, since Harry Styles, like, announces come back, he stopped tucking, like, in his little jumpsuits. Now it's just, like, he's bulging out. Did he talk before? I think he tried to, like, you know, keep it a little bit more modest. now he's bulges just prince. Add d'nizance is in the jumpsuit.
Starting point is 00:54:37 So I'll be front row. I'll come with you. Yeah. Do we love a dick print? Okay. At first I was like, I don't know if that's okay. Yeah, why not?
Starting point is 00:54:45 We all live for a guy. You know what? You're right. I would be like, oh, maybe a little much, but I do think genitals are just generalized. It should not be sexualized. Genitals are not a podcast.
Starting point is 00:54:54 Me and Benson Poon. Just genitals. What can be hanging out today? And we're just like bottomless and topless, as we should be. Well, bottomless is a little crazy because that's the like, those are this. sex organs.
Starting point is 00:55:04 That reminds me. There was a streaker at the Super Bowl. And honestly, at the headline, I was like, I clicked. I clicked really quick. And then he was in sweatpants and just shirtless. And I was like, what happened to like actual streaking? Oh, yeah. That's crazy.
Starting point is 00:55:18 At first I was like, let's have it all out. But I'm like, I guess kids were there. But I'm like, at least undies, right? Like, at least undies. How interesting. Maybe you catch less of a case if it's clothed. Like you're just there for it. Maybe it's just like a misdemeanor instead of a max demeanor.
Starting point is 00:55:31 What is the other one? What is it called? when you're commit a bigger crime what is that felony yes well i knew it was like so maybe it's lesser you know maybe you don't get charges it did have fatale you did that remember him where do you go in prison maybe i don't know did not i think something allegedly yes possibly allegedly yeah yeah yeah he was in thailand in prison he just got out he just got out what what did he do disturbing the peace of people yeah don't do it over in asia that's like the worst countries to do that like people just being so great here they're way too lenient that's my only criticism of a lot of
Starting point is 00:56:07 christmas but one of the main when i run for congress is they're a little too lenient like you should i think it's like singapore if you spit gum on the floor you go to prison and it's like they should do that here yeah yeah obviously like that's crazy like you said streaking and it's like disruption and it's like what are you doing because pranks will be illegal they should pranks oh pranks i love pranks to be illegal I, all those bullshit channels were. I'm glad they're all gone. The Sam Peppers, the prank versus prank. Like, they were just so dumb.
Starting point is 00:56:36 I mean, love Gina. Everyone else was. He got tackled by a player on the Patriots. But I guess he did the guy who did this allegedly was revealed to be someone by the name of Alex Gonzalez. He's a alleged repeat offender because they say he's been identified. I don't know if it's been a lot of outlets are reporting, but there's, it could maybe be a missed identity. but it looks like it's the same guy. But he did it back in 2021, and he's like a day trader.
Starting point is 00:57:05 So that's the annoying thing. Like he streaked and then he'll pay a $42,000 fine, but then it's like a gambling thing. So like if someone streaks, you get $100,000 or whatever. So he went and was a streaker, but then he profits off of it because someone streaked. So it's kind of like corrupt. That's what's like prison. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:57:24 Prison, honey. Yes. Yeah. Absolutely. What do you mean? That is. That's literally like, steep. dealing embezzling like all of it like that's crazy i know it's insider trading inside you're
Starting point is 00:57:35 that's wild and if you're gonna do it like don't be weak sauce yeah get in your skivies or something streaked it out i want to sprit i'm gonna streak why not that's your new podcast that's my platform 10% it's pro yeah it's a good name i like it i am pro i should you know because it must be uncomfortable to talk it must be uncomfortable to keep it up in there just like boobs it's like uncomfortable being abroad. It's like you just want to let them fly, you know, as you should let the pendage in between legs. It's are crazy though, especially like in real life. Sometimes you're just like, okay, it's a lot. You know, like it's a lot, but that's fine. We need to get used to it. It's because society has taught us that it's a lot. When in reality, Adam and Eve and all
Starting point is 00:58:19 the cavemen, they probably were just running around naked. Who do you think was the first generation of clothing? Like, which era? Oh, that's a great question. Like, who was like we should cover our genitals. Was it the cave people? Maybe with a little, little clon. Yeah, little saber to
Starting point is 00:58:32 it's probably the first pelt. Probably the first winter. Oh. The shrinkage and all that. Yeah. Yeah. They just didn't want to show.
Starting point is 00:58:42 It was cold. That is crazy. When you think about someone being like, we should wear clothes. I wonder when, when in history became like impressive to have like bigger boobs and a bigger schlong? Like, when did that?
Starting point is 00:58:54 Right. Because like scientifically. it doesn't matter the size. You know what I mean? Of course. There's no actual benefit, but then it became a thing. Like when did that happen?
Starting point is 00:59:03 So interesting. What came first? The bigger boobs of a bigger swung? Who was like, ooh, that's impressive. Yeah. I would assume boobs because maybe
Starting point is 00:59:11 they associate that with like milking and like the boob. A penis big, like you said, scientifically doesn't prove much. Yeah, because you could still get the job done. Yes.
Starting point is 00:59:21 We used to be about fertility. It used to be like a symbol of fertility. Right. That's what we're saying about the boobs, but not the penis. Because like all the old sculptures, they would have extremely large genitalia. Oh. No, that one that like Michelangelo, another one. Before those, like really old ones.
Starting point is 00:59:43 But it used to be, I mean, if you were big in general, that means you were royalty because you could eat food and fat and you didn't have to work hard. Why are you looking at me when you said? Because you're the host. You were staring. You literally dead-eyed me, though. You're like, royalty was fat. That should be your Super Bowl at.
Starting point is 01:00:05 Like right after the Mike Tyson. State that. We need a little thickness. Don't get too skinny on that OZepic. Big girls are boys' best men. Ooh. Yeah. What would that be for?
Starting point is 01:00:17 Like Wingstop or something at Wingstop yesterday. So I was thinking about that. You had Wingstop yesterday? I always have Wingstop and Papa John's on Super Bowl Day. Well, don't. It took two hours. to get to my house. Oh, mama.
Starting point is 01:00:28 You have to order that in advance. Like, I woke up in the morning and I was like, let me order and then you have to select a pickup time. Super Bowl is like wing stops Thanksgiving. Like, it's the equivalent. You can't just show up to a wing stop and be like, can I have some wings? No, you got to be prepared. Because it came from like 40 minutes away.
Starting point is 01:00:44 There's one down the street. This one came from like 40 minutes away. It took two hours soon. Moses was already eating his sushi always takes so long. I was like, Super Bowl, I know what people are not eating. Sushi. Yeah, that's smart. Usually it takes like an hour.
Starting point is 01:00:56 And that took like 30 minutes and I was like annoyed. Like I wasn't even like actually that hungry. I was just like wanting to like eat something. And then I was like, where is mine? It was taking so long. Interesting. Okay, well, I didn't know. Wingstop was placed.
Starting point is 01:01:07 I thought maybe Buffalo Wild Wings. Hooters is that so wrong? Like 10 a.m. I placed my order. And the earliest pickup time at even though I woke up early was like 4.30 p.m. Because pickoff is at 3.30. So I guess like two to three is probably the most is their busiest time. And then you go to it and you can't even enter the building.
Starting point is 01:01:23 They have they blocked off. They're like, what's your order name? And then they have to give them the name. Oh, why did you go pick it up? Yeah, I went to pick it up. Because ours, like, usually in the Wingstop app, you can, like, get it delivered. But they, like, literally, all the Wingstops in our area, they shut it off. Like, you can only do carry out.
Starting point is 01:01:38 It's serious. So I got it down to a science now because I've been through the Gambit. But this is why you're one of my favorite people because same. Like, I love that you prepare at 10 a.m. Because it was, like, 5.30 p.m. And I had it for Moses. I'm like, I'm waiting for him to order. I'm just like, I ordered.
Starting point is 01:01:54 I'm ordering. And then you were, like, ordering at the same time. I was like, okay, because I was like... I was like, Dary and I'd be like, you need to tell me right now the flavors you want because he had to go to work. I was like, I need to know right now the flavors because I need to place this order.
Starting point is 01:02:04 Yes, that's how I was. All day, I was preparing for this moment. I was like, just so you know, I'm wearing a wing stop, so whatever you're going to get, let me know so we can order around the same time so our food arrives. But the problem was we were ordering at the same time
Starting point is 01:02:14 and then his came so quickly and mine took literally two hours to get. And the game was over, but I had my head my name up. I knew who won. I was like, well, I'll just talk about, guess who won. I was ready to like watch it, eat it, get really into.
Starting point is 01:02:23 What kind did you get? I did Hawaiian and garlic parmesan. I did Hawaiian. I did mild and I did the hot honey rub, which was really good. Daryon did the mild and the Lakers, Lakers garlic one. I have no idea. I guess it's a special flavor. I don't know.
Starting point is 01:02:40 Although all of a sudden he thought, he pretended to be like a wingstop hater. He's like, is there anywhere else we can get wings from? I was like, no, we're having wing stop. What? Yeah, wind stop is where you have? Because you get the bonus or did you get the bonus? I love a boneless. He got the bone in.
Starting point is 01:02:52 Yeah, I was like, I thought you were going to get the bone in. I was like, I always get boneless. Why would I get the bone in? I do love bone in, like KFC. When I imagine wings, I think about wings, like the actual wing. Yeah, you're like, no, no bone. Did you try one? Did you have one?
Starting point is 01:03:05 I had a bite of one. Which one? You like the fries. The one that looked kind of plain. The fries were great. I got the plain ones for the girls, but they weren't too into that. They loved the little baby corns. Elvis ate.
Starting point is 01:03:13 Oh, those too. Yeah, you get seasoning. I got the parmesan seasoning. I got the time. how it comes, the Cajun seasoning, and then they got plain, and Elvis ate all. And there's five little ones besides. Those ponds are good. Oh, they are? They're just like the good size. They're so flavorful.
Starting point is 01:03:28 I would order again, just for those. The fries were really good. The seasoned fries. The season fries. Do you get dipping sauce? I saw that you began your ranch journey. That was the big news. Well, that was my whole TikTok. I told Moses, I was like, I'm doing this for the ranch. There was chaos when I added a lot out, but there was so much chaos happening right
Starting point is 01:03:47 when I'm about to take a first bite of the ranch and just chaos. ass all over the place. I'm like, okay. So I was like, it was about 10 minutes before I took the first bite. I was really trying to like get that first bite on camera. It turned out good, but it was a little chaotic. It's like the time when I was going to bed and everyone's like a little sleepy and everyone's eating. It's just like a lot. But I try the ranch. You do ranch?
Starting point is 01:04:04 Yeah. Actually, Darien's exact quote when I showed him that he's not on Twitter. The news broke on Twitter about you not having ranch before. And he read that tweet and he said prison. He thought because he loves he loves addressing.
Starting point is 01:04:19 He's saying he literally with anything he'll have ranch or any kind of dressing. Whenever he has a salad, like I can't even throw away the little like thing that dressing comes in because he will lick it clean after he has a salad. Like he loves sauce that much of any kind. So the concept of you never having ranch like he was guffod. Ranch is diabolical though because I like a sweet and sour sometimes out. Like I understand it. I prefer plates.
Starting point is 01:04:43 I like to just have the taste of the nugget. I get like sauces enhancing it. Ranch. is literally like sour, vomit, milk. Like, it's just, like, so crazy. It tasted like a cooler ranch Dorito that's been sitting out for decades. Like, it just tasted so crazy.
Starting point is 01:04:59 And then the texture is the texture, right? It's like white and cream, and just, like, all that is something I do not want. It feels like I got stuck in my throat. It felt offensive to my taste, buts. It felt so, and people love it. Okay, specifically cancers. I think, I'm not going to bring it up,
Starting point is 01:05:16 but Shane, Tana. I'm not, like, I can be fine with. ranch Darien is the ranch like Stan. People do love ranch. If you love ranch, he's a tourist. Pizza. Oh, Torres. He will,
Starting point is 01:05:27 he has to have ranch with his pizza as well. I can be fine. I could eat a plane, but he has to have it. Which is so weird. Like I would never imagine wrench when I order a pizza. You never had a ranch either.
Starting point is 01:05:37 I don't even try it. Like I don't. See, that people haven't had ranch. It's crazy. Tana loves it. She'll have ranch on everything too. And I'm just like,
Starting point is 01:05:45 I can't do it. I don't know. I guess there's just like two different people in this world that people like the ranch people don't but like you like it you just not like ranch ketchup is like for like a chicken nugget or whatever is always my go-to I'm not opposed to a chicken nugget like like a chicken tender I have it with ketchup really yeah fries with ketchup barian is he he he can't even smell ketchup because he'll get sick like yeah that's me that's mad that's manch he's like he's like
Starting point is 01:06:09 yeah that's crazy because ranch is so a foul I know you would think right yeah ketchup though is ketchup is a little crazy my apple loves ketchup so shy I like put the ketchup on him like and then I was eating it in front of my kids so you don't want to teach your kids but that's like what I wanted to do it was like I was swallowing it I was like oh like it was taking all my mic and literally I was like right next to me now who's like watching me do it and I'm like okay let me just try and chew this and I'm like it's great it's try new things like it's oh my god that was foul I wish I could spit it out and I um do you like cane sauce for like raising canes no oh okay it works is that it's that it's it's it's it's It is a little ranchy. It's kind of a thousand island mixed with the range. Okay. So it's more like Thousand Island. Like the In and Out.
Starting point is 01:06:54 That's a little bit. Actually, that is strong even. Yeah. That's not bad. I don't like it. I do not like it. It's not bad.
Starting point is 01:07:00 I can stomach it. But those are more like ketchup mixed with mayo. Yeah. And then little hints of other things. It's not that close to that ranch is more. It's strong. Ranch is stronger than. We have a bedazzled Hidden Valley Ranch up there.
Starting point is 01:07:15 I have no idea why. That's been up there for so long. No one in this house. House Eats Ranch. I don't know why I wanted it bedazzled, but I guess I was like, it sounds like somebody who would sponsor. It was for something.
Starting point is 01:07:26 Yeah, not for me. I hate it. Would you have gone to the Super Bowl? Had you been invited? No, I was thinking about that because I saw everyone in the Raising Keynes suite, which is crazy. Wait, who was all that?
Starting point is 01:07:37 I just saw Alex Girl. It was a cute sweatshers. She had a Raising Canes Super Bowl sweatshirt was pretty cute. I think. Who else was there? Logan Paul. Oh, he was there at the.
Starting point is 01:07:48 invited via raising canes. And he's at the Super Bowl? Yeah. That's where he had that quote about the halftime show was at the Super Bowl, like red carpet. Did he turn around when the show was on? What did he do? Exactly. What a weirdo.
Starting point is 01:07:59 So weird. What a loser? Like honestly, like should not have been allowed in. That's actually so crazy. What do you mean? Like I literally thought it was like a turning point thing or something like that. Like I didn't think he was there. That's crazy.
Starting point is 01:08:10 So he was like walking into the Super Bowl. Yes. And he was excited for a bad buddy. And he's like, no. Yeah. What the f***? Crazy. You're so weird.
Starting point is 01:08:18 Oh my God, that's actually great. I really thought he was at like a different event or something. That's so insane. No, yeah, everyone was in the Raising Cains like sweet. It was Logan Paul, Cardi B, Alex Earl, Flavor Flabe, Kevin Costner. Okay. Yeah. McKenna Grace, sweetie.
Starting point is 01:08:36 Oh. Everyone was there. Oh, my God. I would have actually like loved to have been in that Raising Canes. The Raising Cains. It would have made more sense for you to be. It's always the people who like actually eat the food don't get the invites. is crazy.
Starting point is 01:08:49 Emma Roberts. When was the last time Emma Roberts had Raising Keynes? Yeah, I want to see her eating Raising Key. Barbara Palvin. Like, come on now. Oh my God. Do they have like free chicken tenders too? That's not fair.
Starting point is 01:08:59 Don't give it to people who are not eating those chicken tenders. That's so not fair. That's so not fair. I'm so mad. Oh, because they have the best sweet tea. I am obsessed. I am an obsessed Raising Keynes person. They just opened one on sunset right across from the Chick-fil-A.
Starting point is 01:09:11 And I go there every time. And you know you can get extra Texas toast. I always get five Texas toasts. They're so good. They're warm and, flattery and they gag for me at that one when I go through the drive-thru. I always get there at 10 a.m. because that's when they open and they always are so gagged to see me. You need to tell them put in a good word and you know get you at these invites. Well, can I tell you when no one was like
Starting point is 01:09:30 no brands like I wasn't working with a lot of brands like Raising Cains. Like Raising Cains, wasn't the Super Bowl baby when we went down to the Raising Cains promo? I feel like it was Super Bowl Sunday. Yeah, when we went to the store. Before they started working with influencers like in 2023, I was like down there like working at the Raising Cains. I don't know wear someone in Orange County or Escondido or something like that. It's possible because I remember it was early in the day and we thought it's going to be chaotic and crazy then. Yeah, like it was open at like 8 a.m for us to go in there and they made us all the food.
Starting point is 01:09:59 They really did treat us so good. I got to work the register. This was like before they were like letting anyone do it. You guys, Razie Caney really fumbled it. But we're here to be sponsored. We're here. BFF is gone. Now we're sponsoring.
Starting point is 01:10:12 We would love to be that because it is so good. There's one. coming down in T.O. Because there's one in Oxnard, but there's one coming down the street by Whole Foods. It sucks. They're spreading around. Spreading the good word of Lady King's, yep. That's really, really good. But
Starting point is 01:10:29 that box is diabolical. Whoever came up with that, we love Alex Charles Shore. You love McKenna Grace. I love McKenna Grace, yeah. Fine. Yeah. Everyone else. They kind of just lost him Kevin Gossner and Logan Paul. Wait, why is Kevin Cossner dubious? I love him. I think so, right? I kind of get my white man confused, though.
Starting point is 01:10:45 Well, I guess to be assumed, yes. probably is Oh actually maybe not Maybe he's problematic Yeah I like him I don't know maybe Okay yeah work He looks like he could be
Starting point is 01:10:57 Yeah I think the name sounds like Like I think because he's old and white I'm like I just kind of assume but Like a Mel Gibson He's in that era so it's like Yeah that makes sense And there was a photo of him with Logan Paws Maybe that's why my mind
Starting point is 01:11:10 Is so see a little too Okay so maybe just Logan Puck Yeah I don't know I just didn't go Alexis Oakley went with Alta. What? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:11:20 And she had like her Super Bowl jersey, Alta's jersey. And like who was Brianna, chicken fry I think was there with a brand? I think she might have
Starting point is 01:11:28 been Raising Keynes. I don't know. She was there with a brand. I mean, just like the most random people I follow. I think Alicia Marie, like Alicia Zane,
Starting point is 01:11:36 Remy, I think with the habit. And they went last year as well. Wow. Like, again, I want to be invited. I would love to see
Starting point is 01:11:45 which brand. I would love to see which brand. But I would love to see which friend would invite me, you know, and just like, would I go? Maybe not. Because I think just even going to San Francisco and being in the airport, because I think it was Lexusically. Shout out Lexillicly.
Starting point is 01:11:54 I love you so much on TikTok. She was like there for only the altar pre-party and then left because she was like overwhelmed. She was actually, she was going to be there. Yeah. The security too. Yeah. The parties and just.
Starting point is 01:12:05 I wanted to go to San Francisco and I was looking at like dates, whatever. And I was like, oh, maybe this weekend. And then I didn't know the Super Bowl was like up there. Wait. You just kind of go for fun? Yeah. I wanted to go to the Nintendo store that I opened there. because I wanted to get merch from the Nintendo store
Starting point is 01:12:20 and then I try to have an oofi who lives in San Francisco go and get it for me and then ship it to me like I would pay for it but I think he was overwhelmed because I wanted too much stuff so then he just goes to me so I guess I have to go myself so fun you should do with a little double date Jimmy because he loves Nintendo I know the problem The problem is Jimmy, Jimmy in Dallas Like one of them
Starting point is 01:12:39 That's so cute that you call them Dimmie though hashtag Dimmie What if them has to stay with the dogs That's the problem Yes so my mom and sister coded yes Oh. It's not as a problem. So I might just make Dary and come with me next weekend because it's only an hour of fun.
Starting point is 01:12:55 Isn't it next week in the Oscars though? No, Oscars are in March. Oh, we're done for a minute now? Yeah, we have a couple weeks. Valentine's Day. Yeah. You're going to go up for that? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:13:04 I mean, me just turning in like, it's for Valentine's Day, even though it's just me. Yeah, yeah. That's so fun. I don't think you have that. I love that passion. There's certain things that I want to go to like another state for just to like go and do and explore. I know.
Starting point is 01:13:16 It's like, if the flight was like a lot, I wouldn't, but because it's like, you can go from, it's close. It's close. You can go from like a smaller,
Starting point is 01:13:23 Burbank. Exactly. You know, you know how it is. Love a Burbank. Yeah. I'm going to Mexico soon out of Burbank.
Starting point is 01:13:27 And I'm like, I'm like, I kind of like that. Yeah, it makes it a lot less like to do. You know? Yeah. Just a quick flight up there. Oh my God.
Starting point is 01:13:33 That's so fun. But you don't like sourdough bread or you do. Someone does it. I love sourdough bread. It's my favorite of all the fries. That's worth going up there too, getting a little, what's a Nintendo character? A little Mario sourdough bread. You know what I'm sure they have that up there.
Starting point is 01:13:45 Honestly, you're probably right. They probably do. You know? A little Yoshi. That's so cute. I love that you were going to go up there for that. I know. And then I saw like that it was like kind of expensive randomly that weekend.
Starting point is 01:13:55 I was like, wait, what is going on? Then I realized it was a Super Bowl. I'm like, okay, maybe the next one. Yeah. But you wouldn't have gone. No. Who would you have wanted to go? If you could go for any brand that was there that you saw, which one?
Starting point is 01:14:06 Like is there a brand trip that you're like? like, oh, that one looks good. I would, if they asked me to be one of the bushes for Bad Bunny, I would have done it. I think that might have been the only thing. I guess if they asked me to be a part of the performance. Yeah, then that's kind of, even if it's just a bush, no one sees my face. Like, I know I'm one of the bushes. And then you kind of have, yeah, did I come with a little video of me as a bush?
Starting point is 01:14:24 Like, that's fierce. You get those meta glasses and film yourself out there. Yeah, exactly. It would be so cool. But then could you imagine. Like, I'm like, ooh, guys, look, I get to be a bush. And then you see, like, Alex Rorgas to be yourself like a casino. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:14:35 And you're like, oh, okay. Getting back at city and the casino. What the hell? It's so what I'm cool, though. So what do I like? Yeah, I would have been a tail at least. Maybe next Super Bowl. We'll be there.
Starting point is 01:14:49 I saw, was the other, was the road and rare brand trip happening this weekend, too? I think that was last. Okay, not the same. Yeah, but they both had like cabin themes. Did you see any of this? Yes. The cabin theme, the winter theme. And granted, isn't the most original idea?
Starting point is 01:15:03 No, but the concept of them on the same exact weekend having the same exact theme brand trip when it's road and rare is funny. That is kind of crazy, right? Yeah. Again, I, okay, I kind of am coming around to brand trips. I feel like Tart goes over the top of like the private jet of it all. But I mean, if we're just like flying like on a commercial flight that's already going there, okay, I'm kind of down for it. I don't know.
Starting point is 01:15:24 They're kind of gaggy. I kind of, God, I kind of wish I could go on. No, I wouldn't. I would never. Only because like I just like am anxious and I don't like to be around people. Yeah. But I would love to go. I feel like you would kind of thrive because you are social.
Starting point is 01:15:34 I've seen you socially in settings. I would for the right brand. Like, again. like you said too, if it's not, I would probably probably be too overwhelmed if it was like very extravagance and like way over the top. But like a rare pretty, yeah. Would you have gone with rare or road? If I had a pick.
Starting point is 01:15:49 Yeah. On this specific one after everything you saw. I saw every TikTok comparing every detail. All the gifts that were given, the, the arrangements of tables, like. I think. And not even because of like what they were offering. I think for the gag I would choose road because I honestly don't need to be convinced
Starting point is 01:16:12 about Selena Marie like you know she's got me. I think for journalism I would want to choose road because I am trying to be on the Haley Bieber train. I am so I'm on it and Tanna convinces me she's always sticking up for Haley Bieber and Justin Bieber and I'm like you know what you're right like not that I ever
Starting point is 01:16:29 wasn't maybe I wasn't I don't remember but like I am on it now ever since I shot at OBB and then Tana and I'm like we're on the Haley Bieber but I love Slena Gomez too I think you can be in for both. Yeah, I think you can... Inclusivity of bad money to toss anything is that everybody is welcomed, you know, and I think there's a...
Starting point is 01:16:43 I love that that's your takeaway. America's big enough for Selena and Haley Bieber. You know, like, it's... That's what it is. And I think we need to be more inclusive to that, you know? I love it. I love what it stands for. I will say,
Starting point is 01:17:00 my more my style... Because, okay, the winner was on social media because I saw a lot of people. The winner was everybody said Road. Everyone's like, Road was classy with the mint the subtle undertones the way it was Decker everyone's like rare is giving sleepover vibes yes but
Starting point is 01:17:12 I like to sleep over like rare have like their thing bedazzled and that's what I would go for I'm like give me that bedazzled you also have to meet Selena you didn't get to meet Haley at the road which um but yeah I'm probably more of a road girly overall overall I love the rare uh perfume
Starting point is 01:17:29 that one's pretty good but I I haven't tried any road yet I remember like when when like rare beauty launched, I was like so excited that like I went day one to Sephora to get like everything. And I'm sure as hell is probably expired now
Starting point is 01:17:47 but I'm still using that damn liquid blush. I still have it from I think 2020 or 2020 or 2021, whatever. I have rare beauty liquid blush. That is good. We'll just like pop it out right there. It lasts forever because you only need that one tiny little dad and then you're good to go. That's true.
Starting point is 01:18:02 So I kind of live for rare beauty. I do. Yeah, I thought both of them did good. there was a brantrip happening at the same time that Brand Flakes was on. Did you see this? I love Brant Flakes. He's my favorite at the moment. He goes to like every brand trip too.
Starting point is 01:18:16 I'm kind of like jealous. His was in, because they're not there anymore. His was in Park City, Utah. Because he's showing this mac and cheese. It's like everyone says like this mac and cheese is the best. And I like DMed him. I'm like, where is that mac and cheese?
Starting point is 01:18:25 Because it was like this huge tower of mac and cheese. And he said it was at the Waldorf Astoria in Park City, which is where they put them up. Old Navy put them up at the Waldorf, Astoria, in Park City. And did you see? God, there was something so cool about the Old Navy branch of that I wanted to be a part of.
Starting point is 01:18:40 Did I not make a note of this? How could I have not made a note? I know Old Navy fits me. I don't know. It just looks fun. It just looked like a fun one, and I feel like that's the one I would go on. Because I love Old Navy and I love the greenout clothes. I feel like Old Navy needs to make it come back because it used to be so cool back in the day. Yeah. Make Old Navy cool again. Because it used to be so cool. M-O-N-C-O. Monco.
Starting point is 01:18:59 Monko. That's cute. That's cute. I love Old Navy because you know what else? old Navy like if I'm a size like 16 like I'm a size 14 in old Navy because they make stuff like really big there love that you're selling me on it it's so I've been to the one here at Jainsmanplace
Starting point is 01:19:14 it's so good no I love it I buy all the Disney stuff there I love I love Old Navy I love that they had a branch up at the same time in like Park City Utah I know work I think Olympics happening up there now the Winter Olympics are happening yes in Park City no I thought they were in like Greece or something why did I feel like the last culturalistas were hosting like the Olympics, the winter Olympics.
Starting point is 01:19:38 It's in Italy. It's in Milan. Oh. Is it snowy there? How are they doing the winter Olympics there? Northern Italy. What's in Park City? Sundance.
Starting point is 01:19:53 Right? I don't know. Secret black. So, Mormon wise. I don't know. Like what? That's a hot topic. I'm sure.
Starting point is 01:19:59 I know you're not tuned into this. Did you see Layla and Mason broke up? No. Okay. I do not watch Secret Lies. I tried to literally when I'm talking. I like mom talkers. I mean, you follow a lot of time. I like mom talkers.
Starting point is 01:20:09 I actually didn't know she was mom talker. I just saw this like really pretty girl and she got a lot of likes and she was like, she was like, you guys, no bad blood. Like we broke up and I was like, I can't believe this happened because they were just at the Weathering Heights premiere last week. And then I was like, I don't know who your musty ex is, but I like you. You have good aura around you. And so I like followed. And then I realized she had like 1.5 million followers.
Starting point is 01:20:27 And then I realized she was a Mormon wife on the show. And she was like married before and had two kids to a Mormon. And then she and this guy Mason who looks musty as hell. I don't know how this person is, but he looks musty. He was like dating her and then he broke up with her and she's like she was shook because again they were just at the Weathering Heights premiere. Obviously she has two kids. So he was like in the mix.
Starting point is 01:20:48 I think he was on the show. I don't know. Don't quote me on that. Went to the Weathering Heights premiere with her and then broke up with her because he said he just needed to like find himself and like kind of just like grow on his own. But then allegedly what are those little things called those blind items? A little blind item came out. that he was with a blonde chick like that night after because her original one was like you guys thought good like it's really sad like obviously he was the one to initiate the breakup but you know whatever it is if he wants to be happy to grow that's fine so he said he was trying to like find himself and he needed to alone so he can be with her so then he's out with this blonde chick and then she posted TikTok Layla she was just like never mind bad blood's off the table like he's the worst or something like that yeah and I was like but everybody I think spill such too I think like I saw so many people commenting on this and I'm just like
Starting point is 01:21:33 I'm invested. I've invested in these Mormon wives. You know what I mean? Because I just think, like, they really are out there just, like, getting all these opportunities. And then this girl's like so pretty, such a catch.
Starting point is 01:21:43 And like, not to be mean or whatever, but all the guys on the Mormon wives, like they're not cute. They're all ugly. They're all chopped, as you would say. Chopped and what's the one pickled? Unk.
Starting point is 01:21:53 Pickled chopped. All of them. Well, pickle. Pickled. Okay. Not okay. Pickled is like when you just got, you know,
Starting point is 01:21:59 a little tox, little filler, a little work done. Oh, they're pickled too. They're chopped. They're actually so pickled One person looked like Okay Tom Brady's 50
Starting point is 01:22:11 So he's trying to look like younger This guy is like in his 20s but looks like Tom Brady Trying to look younger And he was like look at my teeth Whatever I'm not trying to be mean to these people But they're all seen they all seem musty as hell for these women You know and I'm just like Except for Whitney's guy he seems great
Starting point is 01:22:24 He's always going to like Chicago and dressing and cosplay Like we love him okay he's great But all these other ones I just I really can't get past and specifically this one too. And all these women are like so pretty. They're all like so pretty, gorge. Skinny.
Starting point is 01:22:37 Okay, I'll just say it. They're all just like so amazing and they all seem like good moms and stuff. And then they all finally is like awful, awful men that like obviously are just like using them to like get somewhere. Because they're all trying to be on like dancing with the stars. The guys, by the way, not the dance,
Starting point is 01:22:48 not the Mormon wives. That is crazy. The show is Mormon wives. Secret lives and Mormon wives. We don't care about the secret lives of Mormon husbands. We know your secret life. Allegedly. You know what I mean?
Starting point is 01:22:56 Like it's just like I just think I just get so mad. And again, I didn't even know these people like, 48 hours ago, but I was like, I get mad for them, and there's Mason's out with like a new Blonde shake. I used you to host a reunion or something. Like, that'd be gaggy. Yes, get me. I mean, you know what?
Starting point is 01:23:11 I will sit down to do my homework. I'll watch all of those episodes. Honestly, it's probably not bad. The first time I tried to watch it, I think I came home. I haven't drinking. I don't drink. I don't drink. But when you remember I came home, like, a little drunk from like a lunch I had with a
Starting point is 01:23:21 girl at four seasons. I was trying to have like a girlfriend. She was really cute, but she moved to Tennessee or something. It was a long time ago. It was like after Malibu before Elvis. and I had so many lemon drops at lunch and I came home and I'm like, I'm gonna watch Mormon wives
Starting point is 01:23:31 but I was like drug so I think I just like passed out or something like that. But I would love to try and watch it again because I love, I'm seated for mom talk. But Layla girl, I love you. He's musty. I hope I'm using that term right. I don't know.
Starting point is 01:23:46 He's musty, dusty, and crusty. And crusty. Probably loves ranch. Probably loves mustard. He looks just, he looks like a turd. And I, you're gourd. I don't even know. When I looked, and then I went way deep into her Instagram,
Starting point is 01:24:00 and I was looking at her husband, and I'm trying to be like, whatever. But it's like, I'll go. And these girls, she's like, she is literally, like, she looks like she'd be on, like, Love Island. Like, she looks like one of those girls, like just so quorge. And I just don't understand.
Starting point is 01:24:14 And you don't make it money. They're getting brand deals. Those Mormon wives are getting the brand deals. And you're, like, making money or have all this, like, success. You're on a show. That's a problem. You get these guys a little bit of notoriety. And they're just like, I need to go.
Starting point is 01:24:26 I need to, like, leave. Yeah. I hope she didn't take it back. But I love that she came back with a, just kidding, bad blood's over. That is fierce to me. You can retract your little peace treaty anytime. She did it 24 hours later. I live for that.
Starting point is 01:24:38 As she should. Actually, you know what? No, I'm choosing violence. I think that's fierce. Yeah, that's what she said. It's actually, just kidding. And I was like, yeah, I love that. She did another TikTok that I think was deleted because I was like watching people,
Starting point is 01:24:47 like react to it in like real time, like all the little like gossip TikTokers I follow. But damn, yeah. I'm like, I liked her. I really thought I was. just supporting like a person that was just like a pretty girl on my timeline that was upset about a breakup and then I realized she was like so famous I love you now I'm obsessed I love her what else happened yeah yeah the winter Olympics are going on oh yeah um I have not honestly been seated for the winter Olympics but there I do have two winter Olympic stories the first one is involving Tate McCray because she got into some controversy because she did a promotional ad for team USA but she's Canadian so all the Canadians were on her. Oh, this is where it probably does matter if you're, yeah, choosing a country.
Starting point is 01:25:35 Because if you're from, right. Yeah, if you are like, you know, loud and proud Canadian. Oh, yeah. To do an ad for Team for Team USA. Oh, oh, no. And even like Jack Inan, he's a TikToker, but he's also on the Huluish, what's the Hulu show? Adults, adulting.
Starting point is 01:25:55 The one with Owen Thiel. Oh, which one was he? He's like the main, I think he's bisexual in the show. Oh, okay, yes. With a little mustache. Yeah, like the hot one. Kind of Benson Boone looking. Everyone's kind of Benson Boone looking these days.
Starting point is 01:26:06 Clock it. I said, too. Everyone's got on my plane that I sent you. Like, guys, Benson Boone's on my plane. I mean, that's where they got the idea to have your hotel to open. That's so funny. So everyone, like all the Canadians were on her. And then the damage control that she did was so funny.
Starting point is 01:26:21 She just posted an Instagram story of her as a child. holding a little Canadian flag and the caption she wrote on it was, y'all know I'm Canada down and everyone was like, wait. I love that. I do love that. That's a good response. Y'all know of Canada down.
Starting point is 01:26:38 Okay. Well, what was the PSA? What would she do? It was a whole, it was just an ad promoting team for Team USA. And she had to post like a reel on her Instagram. It was her caption was, Go Sports, watched her Winter Olympics,
Starting point is 01:26:53 opening ceremony, Friday. And she had to use. all the hashtags for like NBC and Peacock or whatever. And it was like using her song for like Team USA. Granted, Dua Lipa has also done a commercial for the Olympics.
Starting point is 01:27:07 I forget which ones. And she's not like, I think she's from Albania. So they do get international pop stars to do Team USA promo, which is a little odd. And it's specifically Team USA, not the Olympics.
Starting point is 01:27:18 It's not just the Olympics. It's like specifically Team USA, which is like, well, got where that bag is. If it's a girl, go where the bag is. You know, I'll be team
Starting point is 01:27:29 Nigeria. You know, I'll be that. Are you watching the new 98 fiancé where she went to Nigeria? You know, I sure as hell I am. Yes, of course. I haven't been watching it, but I love this couple, this clips because I've been seeing it all over TikTok. Yes, Lisa.
Starting point is 01:27:45 Is she Lisa too? There was another Lisa that went to Nigeria. You remember Usman? He wrote the song, like, I love, her name was Lisa too, and she went to Nigeria. I didn't know this girl was Lisa. Yeah. Lisa Spiris, she went down with a wig and she's like, this is too hot.
Starting point is 01:27:58 She's also a lesbian. What? Yeah. So this is the first man. She's been within over 20 years. They're like not like lesbianism specifically they said is illegal. Like that is a whole thing. It's illegal.
Starting point is 01:28:13 Where? She's American. Isn't she? Yeah, but she went to Nigeria and she's also granted she's she went to Nigeria. She's currently legally married to a woman still, but went to Nigeria and got engaged as soon as she got off the plane to a Nigerian man who does not approve of
Starting point is 01:28:31 lesbianism. I'm so confused. But why is she marrying a man and she's a lesbian? This is the first man she's identified as lesbian, I guess now bisexual. She's probably a Georgia Fisio fan. It is Georgia Siwan nachos, yes. Is she trying to get the citizenship in Nigeria? No, she just fell in love with them via Facebook.
Starting point is 01:28:51 Well, she can do better because honestly he is not that nice to her. He's like, she needs to put them way back on. He's like, they're gonna make, she looks, she looks older. I was like, I mean,
Starting point is 01:29:00 she looked at the same age with the wig. The freaking Super Bowl is getting in the way of my 90 day fiance thing. I don't play about 90 day fiance. Granted, I just started watching it like three months ago and I'm the biggest stamp. I do love 90thianza.
Starting point is 01:29:09 I mean like 90 day fiancee read it trying to get the tea these days. Oh. And it wasn't on last night because of the Super Bowl, which is annoying because they left us on the cliffhanger of Lisa. She was confronting her man's friends. Like, am I, is he scamming me?
Starting point is 01:29:22 Because on Facebook, this other girl reached out. to me saying that like he's trying to get with any American to help give him money because she's meeting the friends and they're like you drink so much for him like you're clothing him now he can like dress nice and she's like wait but I'm not trying to just like support him I'm trying to like you know be his wife granted again she's still married to a woman yeah let's check Lisa too it's a whole thing it's yeah she's a scammer she had to go to like meet his uncle to get the seal of approval and then she bring like a goat or the cow no she had to bring a bottle
Starting point is 01:29:50 of wine oh and then she didn't remember it was meant they had to bring a goat to his mom make it up. I think so. I'm just like, let's see how we can get more gifts here. It's giving theatrics for sure because he's like in the uncles interrogating her. Like, are you a liar?
Starting point is 01:30:04 She's like, I have lied sometimes, but I am not a liar. And then are you still practicing lesbianism? Is the exact quote. She's like, I am not a lesbian. No.
Starting point is 01:30:14 And she is like she's literally still married. She's a liar and a lesbian. Yep. Anyway, all that's to say, I am very much cheated for it. I'm very much cheated for it. I think her biggest crime was not wearing a bald cap underneath them.
Starting point is 01:30:24 a wig cap underneath the wig. I think she did. You guys, I don't know if you're watching, but this woman, like, again, went to Nigeria, was too afraid to take a wig off. So for like four days in the heat was wearing this wig.
Starting point is 01:30:36 Yes. And it just like, like the glue and everything was like stuck. She was getting like sores and blisters. No, it was, everyone's like, what wig glue is she using? Because like, how is that not moving?
Starting point is 01:30:45 Yeah, the drag. Roo girls need that for like when they're lip singing because I think she must see it was like some kind of putty. Like some band putty. Like the gorilla one that like, yeah, the gorilla glue. It was crazy. It was crazy.
Starting point is 01:30:55 It was crazy. Even Daryan, who has said 90-day fiance stresses around too much, was seated for this whole saga. I've seen it. I see so many clips of her and him and I'm like- She's kind of queenie. Yeah, she is queenie. I love the Nigerian men. Was it Michael from Nigeria?
Starting point is 01:31:09 Michael and the bigger woman, I forget her name. Remember the old lady that was smoking and she lost a bunch of weight? I love Nigeria. I love when they go to Nigeria. Like, I truly would. I think they get a bad rap because, like, the scammers you see on Dr. are usually like Nigerian men. But, like, Ousman was great.
Starting point is 01:31:23 Like, Ousman was good to Lisa. Like, they're good to these women. Look, 90 fiancé, of course there's, like, like, they get into the relationship for a reason, but it doesn't mean the relationships aren't real. Like, to me, it's not a scam, right? People would say this. Maybe I have a little bias because people would say this about, like, if I dated, like, a guy or whatever, and they're like, oh, he's not into you.
Starting point is 01:31:39 But it's like, if you enter a relationship knowing something, right? And if they, like, put the time in, like, is that really using or is that just like, I'm getting companionship? You're getting whatever you need out of it. You know what I mean? I guess so. I think it depends on, like, just. Circumcant.
Starting point is 01:31:55 Like if they were lying and being like, no, like, I do love you when like you actually don't. But she's also a liar because she's saying she's a lesbian and she's not. Or lesbian. She's in the straight. Yeah. But she is. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:32:07 So you're also a scammer. Everyone's a little scammer back. You know what I mean? Everyone's a little bit of a scammer. You know, it's like. This season is very diabolical though. It's all of. There is a girl named Trisha though.
Starting point is 01:32:17 Spelled the same way as you. Where's she from? Or is she here? I think she's from Madagascar. I think. Yeah. And she's really cute. Her man is from.
Starting point is 01:32:24 from California, I think L.A., and he is terrible to her. Like, yeah, like he, their whole saga is, um, he went to go visit her Madagascar. She's only 25. He's like 50 something. And he, um, she like wasn't responding to him for like five days because she was had like this whole thing with like her family, whatever. She had like an emergency. And he, his immediate response on like day two was he flew to like Columbia to hook up
Starting point is 01:32:53 with his ex-girlfriend. And then he, like, withheld that information from her, like their whole trip. Um, because he didn't, like, basically to like leverage, like make him, make her fall in love with him.
Starting point is 01:33:06 And then he told her at the end and she's like, wait. And she's like, not having it. Wait, but what's, what's he getting out of it? He just wants a young girlfriend. Oh, he's in his 50s.
Starting point is 01:33:16 Yeah. And she's 25. She's the one of Madagascar. And she's hot. Yeah. She's like beautiful. She's 25. Um,
Starting point is 01:33:23 Yeah, the Americans are always the musty ones. Yeah, especially with the men, the men. Yeah. Yes. Yeah. Yeah, this season is fierce, to say the least. Madagascar is in Africa, but what part? Northern Western.
Starting point is 01:33:36 I don't know. I know it's an island because they keep going to different islands. Northern African, they always have the hot guys, do you remember the Nicole and what was his name? Aziz? As in. He was like Morocco or something. Like, they're always hot. Even the other one that like Peter, self, Danielle and Mohammed.
Starting point is 01:33:52 He was like. Not in the north because the north is like you have Egypt, Morocco, Tunis, Libya. Oh, Tunis, that's the hot guys are always from Tunis. You're from your family in Morocco, right? Tunisia. Oh, you are. Libyan. Tunisian always have a hot man on there.
Starting point is 01:34:09 I was like, damn. Those women are always a little musty that go over there. You're just like the one that couldn't go up the, I mean, that's me as like I'm not judging, but she couldn't get up that sand. What are those called? Those sand hills? Oh, they do. Dunes. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:34:21 That was me and Moses literally. I was Nicole in Azzan. He's like, she's like, don't you love me? He's like, I would love it if you just went to the gym a little more. I was like, oh my God, like, oh my God. Like, she could knock it up. That was me. I was like, no, we got it to the top.
Starting point is 01:34:34 I was like, no, we got to get to the top. I'm like, oh my God. Oh, my God. That's so funny. I just started watching that season. Nicole and Azzen? Yes. I literally just, I had to buy it on Amazon.
Starting point is 01:34:40 It's so good. That season, I did watch the full season. It's so good. These are like the classic seasons. The classics. That's what they said. I don't, because I was, I'm, like, going through 90 days too fast where I'm, like, getting caught up. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 01:34:52 And now I'm like, well, what the hell am I going to do now? So I'm like, what are the best seasons? The early ones for sure. Danielle and Mohammed are really good, too. Like, any, like, oh, there's, God, there was so many good ones. It's before they had all the other shows. Yeah. It's just true 90-day fiancé.
Starting point is 01:35:08 Although the other ways were good, too, like Jenny and Summit, like, but anyways, yes, those classes. Did you what? Are they still on? Yeah, the season just finished and Jenny and Summit are still on. I did still not married? I think they are married now, I think. And they opened a restaurant. It's called Family Cafe.
Starting point is 01:35:23 In India? Apart. Yeah. Okay. And it's falling apart. Because who's going to run it? What if they were so lazy? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:35:30 Yeah. Jenny had to work. The cast register. She doesn't know what she's doing. And she's like 70 now probably. Yes. I'm worried for her. And they still trying to have a baby.
Starting point is 01:35:38 He was like trying to convince her to have. I think they gave that up. Now they're trying to move out of his parents' house. Oh. Yeah. There's a lot going on. She was like living in Palm Springs and my girl. I know.
Starting point is 01:35:47 Like, He was a scammer. He catfished her twice. He catfished her twice. It was like, first he was a hot British young male model, like a young British guy. Then he's like, no, I live in India, but he's like a hot, like, a hot, like, young Indian guy. And then he's like, actually it's me. Then he can't fish her again. And he was married. He was married. And she still was like, I love this guy. She loves him so much. Everything you can possibly do. Is there someone he did to her? I'm crazy.
Starting point is 01:36:17 And then he would forever promise that he'll get married with her. And his family were like, no, not happening. Never accepting you. That's crazy they live with his parents. Yeah, she hates it. She's miserable. She's trying so hard to get out. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:36:31 She's saying she might divorce them if they won't move out. But that's always, she's always threatening. I love that they're so on. They've been on like a long time. Yeah, they're like the poster of it. They are. They're my favorite. I do love them too.
Starting point is 01:36:43 That is why. I didn't know their allure like that, though. I need to go back. I loved it. We loved it for a minute. And then there was just too many shows to keep up with. It is a lot. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:36:51 But yeah, now that I'm caught up, I'm going back. Weirdly, I started with 90-day fiancé UK. I don't know how. Oh, yeah. You said you liked the UK version.
Starting point is 01:36:59 Yeah, I started there and now I've worked my way across the globe and the franchises. So, yeah. The Nicol and Asson. It's very me and Moses. You're going to get deja vu. It's giving that so much. And I was like,
Starting point is 01:37:10 oh my God. When we first mad, I was like, that's, that's us. You're from Tunisia. You're from Tunisia. That's close. Yeah, but I never treated her the way he treats her.
Starting point is 01:37:20 Well, I felt it. It's a feeling that I had, not you necessarily. It's just a feeling. Yeah. Aw, I hope they're still doing well. I don't know if they're still together. I remember because we looked her up on Instagram. She hasn't posted in like a year, but her baby looks like, is so grown now and looks so.
Starting point is 01:37:36 Right. Oh, yeah. Right. That is always crazy to me is when they have like children and they're like, let's go move to India, which I mean, like, love like that is like crazy. That's like a huge culture shock of it all. When we watched, she moved with her baby to Korea. Oh, I love that one.
Starting point is 01:37:51 That girl, yeah, she was only dating people in Korea. Yeah, that one was. I think the last thing that we were watched, they were like in Jordan and in Egypt. It was people moved to the other countries. Yeah. I like the Korean one. Yeah. I'm in my Korean era.
Starting point is 01:38:05 I'm learning Korean right now. Oh, love that. Yeah, I love it so much. I really want to go over there. Happening soon, maybe. Oh. Announcement or just manifest? I'm gonna manifest.
Starting point is 01:38:19 Oh, okay, work. You never know with me. I never know. Like, is this manifesting? I feel like just saying it puts it out there. It's like, I want this to happen. Back to the Winter Olympics as well. We did a full.
Starting point is 01:38:34 This is kind of nuts to me. No pun intended. But skiers are injecting their male skiers are injecting their penes with hylerotic acid to have a bigger, a bigger shlong in order to give them an advantage. advantage and skiing. How would that be an advantage? It's the ones that jump high. Yes.
Starting point is 01:38:57 You know how they jump off this land? They're just flying the air for a long time and land. Okay. So the wider you are, the more time you'll be up there in the air. Why don't you just gain weight? Well, they want to make their penises bigger with the fitting. So then they get another two to three centimeters in waist. In their outfit.
Starting point is 01:39:15 Oh, because it's kind of like a parachute up there. Yeah. Imagine like the squirrels. their wings, yeah. So it's like the pants are... They tuck it up to get the extra inches or what? They inject it. So it's bigger.
Starting point is 01:39:27 And then when they're getting fit, they have... There's like more fat. Like, you know, they size it. Like, oh, damn, you're packing. Like, we gotta have some extra wiggle room down there. Well, then I go back to it again, why don't they just gain some way and then lose it before? That wouldn't...
Starting point is 01:39:40 Oh, wait. Then you're still wide all around. Wait. Hold on. Actually, you're on to something. That's make any sense, but I mean love, they probably just want that injection. They're probably like, let me get that injection. What do they inject?
Starting point is 01:39:54 Hydro. Hyleronic acid. Which sounds like it would be, like, painful. I guess it just makes you, like, more plump. I guess you put it on your skin to make your skin more plump. Like, when you, yeah. So I guess that makes sense. I would not want to inject.
Starting point is 01:40:07 I know there's some, like, like, I had one friend who does OF and, like, he did a collab with another, I think, maybe like a gay for pay guy or something. to inject his schlong in order to get it like thick enough to penetrate so i knew that was a thing but just the sport is kind of nuts again well literally yeah i guess i can see the idea behind it should be illegal like you know like steroids and they are um looking into it after these allegations who who alleged it like who was the first person to be like this is what they're doing It was reported by a German newspaper called Build B-I-L-D. And they suggested that the male athletes in the games that are taking place in Italy were taking needles to their members and filling them with hylronic Allison.
Starting point is 01:41:01 Yeah, just for an extra centimeter or two in circumference to their shlong, just to give them a little bit more air when they're going downhill. Oh, my gosh. Yeah. And they are investigating the claim. names W-A-D-A I guess they are in charge of the games. How do they even know? How do they even? I know like how do you?
Starting point is 01:41:24 Look, you know what? I'm going to volunteer to lead the investigation because the authenticity of the games and the respect that the Olympic Games, I don't play about that. How would you measure it? I will. He's always zooming in all the bulges. Yes. That's true.
Starting point is 01:41:39 You know. If you keep track of their bulges over the years. Exactly. You don't know if. Because nobody gains. That's true. No one is more certified or accredited. Yes.
Starting point is 01:41:48 I'm very much accredited to investigate this matter. I think the Olympics committee, the Olympics committee should employ me to do so. Would you be able to do it? I don't know. I am nothing but a diligent journalist. And I will go through and I will dot my eyes. I will cross my teeth. You have a degree.
Starting point is 01:42:06 I have a degree. And if you guys went to, when we went to the Warner Brothers. studios. If you join Patreon, you can see over there, he's given the history of the Batman Bulges. Exactly. It's all the Batman suits. Oh, right.
Starting point is 01:42:21 Yeah. Wow. You feel such a good memory, too. Yeah. The Batman and Superman suits, I would, I would, that was the first investigation I led. I was like, hold on. These bolters are different sizes to represent different. I'm sure, in the Jimmy cut.
Starting point is 01:42:34 I'm sure it has to be in there. He's getting that one from the movie because one didn't have a bulge. Which one didn't? I think of which one. Michael Keaton. Michael Keaton had no. then Afflex was kind of packing but when it comes superman
Starting point is 01:42:47 cut or uncut? That is a great question Moses and I you know what? From the Patreon video I mean God it took you minutes I'm so confused I'm still so confused what happened I'm like handing you on a platter you're doing Michael Scott today I don't know if it's the beard or what
Starting point is 01:43:08 but you were giving my earlier smile the way you're laughing is giving Michael Scott Because you love that joke. That one you really felt. That was funny. It was there. It was right there. That cracked me up.
Starting point is 01:43:20 But send me to Milan and I'll find out who else is cut and uncut and who is injecting who's not. You wouldn't be able to tell them? I'll investigate, yeah. Okay. I'll have to be very hands-on, obviously, because I take my jobs very seriously. I don't have anything. Why should you come as like the nurse in the room to make sure nothing funny is going on? You know, like, when I get like my OB-G-Y-N,
Starting point is 01:43:42 there was always like a nurse standing there She was like just to I was like okay I love that He's like my nurse is cut yeah you know So I'll be there to monitor Just as a fellow like I have a I don't have a degree
Starting point is 01:43:56 But like I can moderate a situation for sure And I want to go on And I don't like penises objectively Like I don't like the way they look They do you know Except for Moses everyone else is little You know but I could objectively be there And just be like yeah
Starting point is 01:44:10 Yeah yeah between the two of us We'll get to the bottom of them of this for sure i'll definitely get to the bottom of what's going on over there 100% i'd love to do well maybe i'll hire ask her yeah if there's a plea yeah this i don't know who it does do that i know like how do you i really do genuinely wonder how you get to the the bottom of that like how can you tell yeah i think it's just like the it's fine i guess maybe you take the measurements maybe you put everyone in their outfit again and then have them like try to whip it around like Okay, whip that shlong around.
Starting point is 01:44:43 Let me see it. A lawsuit, but I guess you don't have to, you can't sue somebody in Italy, right? Like, I think it's impossible in a different country to sue somebody. Let me see if it fits in there. Come on, wiggle it. Or they just start making them tighter. Everyone's just going to get a very tight one as tight as they can go.
Starting point is 01:45:00 Yeah, y'all just going to have a top. Tuck, corset, all of it. That's what they should do. They should just make it as tight as possible. Yeah. Because like two inches, does it really matter in a suit? Not even inches centimeters. That's crazy.
Starting point is 01:45:11 all that like needle and everything when it's that competitive every little thing I guess that's why they like shave their legs like men shave it for swimming and stuff to like make them go faster It is It's crazy
Starting point is 01:45:25 Who's the official sponsor of the Olympics Do we know? That's a good question This is like Nike I thought it was Ralph Lauren Because they have a collab Oh there's a few Oh my god there's a lot
Starting point is 01:45:37 Coca Cola Visa Samsung PNG Raba, Airbnb. Yeah, Delta, Google, Honda, Starbucks, Ralph Lauren, Lulu Lemon. Those are big brands. They got the brand deals. That's crazy.
Starting point is 01:45:53 I guess it's pretty easy to get sponsored. Wow. That's true. Like Coca-Cola. It doesn't get any bigger than that. That's, you're not watching. You're not seated? No, Jimmy does love the Olympics, though, so I'm sure he will chime in.
Starting point is 01:46:05 Yeah. He already applied to get tickets for when the Olympics are in L.A. in like two years or whenever that is. That's when we're headed out. Yeah, we'll be some Jimmy to be our Olympics reporter. When you brought it up, I thought you were going to talk about this sport. Oh. What is it?
Starting point is 01:46:22 Is that tobogging or what is that? Yeah, what is that? I mean, it's a sledding, but for some reason with a teammate. Okay, me and Ted knows it's been to be in the top or bottom of that particular picture. Well, Ted is taller, so I think he would have to be on the bottom. Oh, right, for being dynamic. For science. Yes.
Starting point is 01:46:40 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, physics. What is happening there? They're just sliding together. We could do that. Winter Olympics is a little unsurious to me, but I live. It's a very... Like, who even thinks of that sport and why? Like, what are they doing?
Starting point is 01:46:54 Obviously, somebody that's what I wanted. They wanted to be... Oh, my God. That's not why. You know, going and vibrating and... Oh, it's like a... They probably take the injections, too. You don't want to lose your teammate.
Starting point is 01:47:09 It's going to slide off of it. you. Well. Anyway, that's our sports. That's our sports. A segment, yes. Just penis on penis. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:47:26 I don't follow any of it. I just, congrats to the winners. Yeah, I didn't. Poor Lindsay Vaughn. I know Lindsay Vaughn had a really bad crash, which is like horrible. Oh, what happened? Because she was competing and then she had a crash.
Starting point is 01:47:38 And she just had to recover from an injury. Oh. Yeah. And she crashed. when she was competing. What is she so peed in? Sk skiing. USA skier.
Starting point is 01:47:48 How do you, how do you, how do they film that? You know what? Is there someone like skiing with them? That is an excellent question, actually. Go crowd. No, I think they just zoom in. Oh, you think they're like, they just fall. Station somewhere.
Starting point is 01:48:03 Yeah, yeah. Because they go kind of far, right? Right, that's what I was thinking. Like, it's like not like a arena, like a rink where they just are spinning around. Okay. A combination of highly skilled specialized camera operators skiing alongside the athletes as well as a cable camera system and drones. They're skiing along it. That's crazy.
Starting point is 01:48:27 So you also have to be an Olympic athlete. Like how are you also filming them? To be the filmographer. That is crazy. It's impressive. Yeah. I do love watching that. I think like it's kind of old now, but like at the Grammys, the Bruno Mars and.
Starting point is 01:48:38 Yes. And Rose. Yes. And they were like the camera. I was just like. Yeah. The cameras are the real. Even mine, like, at my music videos, like, it's dangerous.
Starting point is 01:48:46 Like, one guy, he fell off the stage one time because he's, like, going backwards. Like, I mean, those cameras are heavy. You're, like, so focused on getting the shot. It's like, they really are, they are the athletes. They're so, like, they have to carry it on their things. Shout out to the cameraman. I like that. You like that song?
Starting point is 01:49:04 I do. It's good. Don't you. I really like the video, too. I like how, like, maybe my next is going to be low budge like that. I like that. It works, but yeah, it's kind of like pop arty. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:49:15 Because someone else said, too, we looked up another like group and they did like, was it a cat's eye that did a pink wall? Someone else had like a pink, or they had like pink lights that looked like a pink wall. It was really cool. I don't know. Maybe it was a cat's eye maybe something else, but. Hmm. Are you going to do that dance?
Starting point is 01:49:29 Which hat side dance? Everyone was doing it already on TikTok. The State Farm one? That one does look easier to me at least. It's like, and then they do that. It looks easier, so maybe. I don't know if they still work with Taylor. Swift's choreographer, dancer.
Starting point is 01:49:43 Grant? Yeah, maybe. Yeah, they do. The one I met. He's like their lead choreographer. He was nice. He's so young. God, it's like crazy.
Starting point is 01:49:52 Like, I remember when I met Katzai, I remember seeing him and he like, he like did the dance that we did the whatever. Yeah, did he did their gnarly. I mean, he does all of them. Yeah. And he's like, yeah, I dance for Taylor Swift or something. And I was like, he looks like like 12. He looks so young. I'm like, how are these people just so young?
Starting point is 01:50:09 I guess it's just like you're getting older and it's like, everyone's just like young. But, God, there's so many young people out there. A lot of young people in the world. I guess that's why the world keeps spinning. Well, another. And a couple news that you know nothing about. It's mostly for me. It's mostly for my own validation and vindication.
Starting point is 01:50:26 Kelsey Ballerini and Chase Stokes did officially break up, which, again, just to close the loop on my own investigation. Me trying to explain to you and Jimmy Wetzel who these people were, was insane. Yeah, we're both like. At the end of it, Jimmy's like, I had no idea who anybody was. Like the same. He always sucks me too because he has to like look up who people are because he just doesn't know.
Starting point is 01:50:47 Explaining to one person who someone is, I guess I could do. But the two together, I was like, where do I even begin? Yeah, you don't know the reference because we have no different things.
Starting point is 01:50:55 So what to reference. But that's the beauty of this show. People get their education. That's you're, you really are irreplaceable. I've always said this to you. I've always said to everyone. Like you are irreplaceable.
Starting point is 01:51:06 Like 100% because you are just so like, I don't know what it is. Like you're so. educated about literally everything pop culture. You know everything, every circumstance, you know every, you know, every theory that's out there, you know, like, this is, it's amazing. It's amazing. Like, that's
Starting point is 01:51:21 why our show is great, because it's so educational for me too. I'm here and I'm like, what? We learn so much. It's really the education. You should go be a tutor for Jake Paul. You should just be like, let me educate you. He needs someone like you. Like, just smart and just
Starting point is 01:51:36 able to fill him in on things because I think he's unaware. You knew him you interviewed him look up that interview you and jake ball see but i'd never interviewed him solo he at least was seated next to tana marimojo which made it a little bit more palatable yes that's all i knew and honestly tanna demos the talking anyway but right yeah those times so jake gave nothing yeah honestly um but they broke up i kind of think so one of your predictions when i was trying to tell you that that t about chase stokes is i mean now they're both ex but then girlfriend kelsie ballerini posting a random subliminal Instagram story
Starting point is 01:52:12 with his ex-girlfriend Madeline One of your theories was Maybe they were comparing notes And they realized something was off And now I kind of think your theory was correct Because they So Kelsey and Chase did it for like two years They announced their breakup last year
Starting point is 01:52:27 Like in the fall Announced that they got back together On New Year's Eve And then so almost like a month after They share that they got back together Broke up and right after Kelsey and Madeline Klein linked up. And Madeline Klein and followed she Stokes.
Starting point is 01:52:44 I'm very nosy and want to know. And I think you have the text Lucas Gage to get to the bottom of it because I am very nosy. Because what the hell could have happened? You think he knows? You think Lucas knows? He's best friends with Maddie. He calls from Maddie. So that's how I know they're like their press.
Starting point is 01:53:02 They're like besties. Yeah. And I love Madeline Klein as well. So. Yeah. It's only that. I think like, I think you're a really. real girl's girl if we do tell when there's overlap like you know what I mean be like oh he was talking
Starting point is 01:53:13 because he was also talking to me then like I think and most guys are musty like that they just do the I love that that's your word at the day I know I don't know where I learned it but I like it I think when I saw Layla's axe the first thing that king of mine was musty and I never really thought of that word before so yeah but they usually do overlap I don't know what chase dox look like but I'm sure he's no chase croffered I'm sure he's not and I'm sure those girls are and I don't know what they look like either but I'm sure they're hot and he's not he's pretty I mean, he looks like any other, he kind of does give Trace Crop for T's. I was going to say any tan, like, actor with like white brown hair. These are all the ones that are like tan and blonde.
Starting point is 01:53:48 Yes. Yep, yep, yep. And Maddie and Kelsey are just blonde hot girls. So, yeah. Yeah, Chase Stokes, I am very curious about because also, like, he was very odd when they broke up the, I guess technically the second time. But when they broke up in the fall, he was posting like, he would, you know, when you just like make a Instagram story where you go on create mode and you just type something out. Yes.
Starting point is 01:54:14 He was doing those about his breakup. He's like, I don't know why she blocked me, blah, blah, blah. So he was like doing almost too much after they broke up. And then. Guilty. Yeah. It was really suss. And then they got back together.
Starting point is 01:54:28 Live when the girl, like, I know she, because I love Kelsey Ballerring. But she was like, my thing for 2026 is like, yes, I'm back. together with him and now I'm going to keep my personal life to myself. Kelsey Valarini said this? Yeah, it was like, girl, and they were doing every red carpet together. She was writing songs about him. He was in her music videos
Starting point is 01:54:45 and then she's like, I'm keeping my personal life private. It's like, okay, girl, but and then now this, and then the breakup, I'm like, oh my God. And then also posting that, like, shady Instagram story with Madeline like, the whole thing. The opposite of them. Yes. But that's what you do. Other than their 20s, that's all, everyone does in their 20s. I was always up.
Starting point is 01:55:02 I'm never posting about this again. You do. Of course, it's a mess. And that's the real, that's, that's, that's girlhood, yeah. I love that. I do love that so much when someone's like, yeah, it's very Layla where she was just like, oh, no bad blood, everything's great. Actually, bad blood. Actually, attack.
Starting point is 01:55:18 And I like, love that. I need to know the tea, though. And you are one degree of separation, so you're in charge of getting it. I mean, he probably will think it's suss. If I'm just like, hey. Hey, so. What's the tea? He was Maddie Klein.
Starting point is 01:55:31 He's friends with everyone. Like, every pretty girl. He really is. I'll hit him up. I haven't talked to Manuilau. I need to be better friends with people in general, but. You have a lot to keep up with us. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:55:43 Yeah, I don't blame you. Keeping up with the Kardashians. Do you watch them? Isn't it an old clip of Chloe on Call her Daddy? Was it Call her Daddy? Where she said that she'd be down to date her sister's exes. She's like, well, time has passed. We're in a small circle.
Starting point is 01:55:57 Like, we're okay with dating. Everyone thought she was off launching a cop. But I'm like, but that was a while ago, right? That was, okay, yes. I was so confused. This clip of Chloe on Caller Daddy has made the round. And as if it's new. But yeah, it was from a long time ago.
Starting point is 01:56:12 Because the latest episode was offset. And before that was Dove Cameron. So, yeah. So weird. When was the Chloe episode? I wonder why it's like making the rounds now. Nine months ago. Weird.
Starting point is 01:56:29 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I've seen everywhere. Like TikTok, Twitter. Yes. Reddit. Like, it's everywhere.
Starting point is 01:56:35 I guess everyone's like saying she's like ready to like soft launch her relationship. but like Scott or something. Yeah. But someone else was telling me another. Kim was with someone. Louis Hamilton, the race car driver. Nicole Scherzinger is his most famous ex. Oh, so, but why would they say, why did they bring up this as the intertwining of, like, dating?
Starting point is 01:56:56 I don't know. He never dated another sister. I don't think so. Maybe they're preparing a storyline for the next season. Yeah, someone was telling me like, I don't know. I said someone was telling me, like Kendall was dating someone that someone else dated. I forgot what it was. Oh.
Starting point is 01:57:11 Maybe. Because, yeah, the whole thing was like Alex asked Chloe if she would date someone, an ex of one of her sisters. She was like, yeah, like, we've all dated everyone at this point or whatever. And I was like, okay, T. I don't know where I stood on that. I guess it's so different because I have all straight brothers. So I don't even know. I guess was like if back in your day, would you date someone who one of Callie's exes or something?
Starting point is 01:57:34 No. Okay, T. But like, that didn't even be a question because you have brothers. Just think of it that same way. Would you date, like, if you're a gay brother, would you just, like, date someone that their penis, like the whole, you've been sharing the same hole?
Starting point is 01:57:46 Like, that's crazy. That's actually crazy. It's actually like, like, it's a little, it's a little, you know what I mean? Like, that's insane. Like, that's insane, right? Yeah, like, for me, even, I was trying to equate it in my head
Starting point is 01:58:01 when I first saw this, like, clip. And I was like, on, even my, I'm also very, like, territorial and, like, insecure or whatever. So even if a friend, like if I had the best friend who date as someone, I wouldn't even date, you know, one of their exes or whatever. But in gay world, a lot of people like swap friend, like a lot of friend groups swap men around willingly. So I think it is a common thing in gay world. For me, as a crazy person, I couldn't. But just like biology speaking, like biologically just being like you're. It would be in my head. Like I would think about,
Starting point is 01:58:31 I would be like, yeah. Thinking about you with my sibling. Oh, absolutely. Absolutely. Absolutely not. ever, never, ever, ever, never, never, no, never. But also, like, girl code of it all, too. It's just, like, I, like, I love Chloe. I even ordered that cloud popcorn this morning and my Starbucks order. I was, like, give me some of that cloud. You know what I mean?
Starting point is 01:58:49 And it's like, I don't even like it, but I love Chloe so much. And I was like, I'm going to eat this. I'm going to support it. So, like, it was weird. I hope she's up her shock value. But can I say, after saying all that, this will make me the biggest hypocrite? Chloe and Scott do seem like endgame.
Starting point is 01:59:05 They do seem like they'd be really good. together and I really support that relationship. So take that for what you will. I don't know. I guess it's like a little, yeah, I guess it's fine for them, but no one else. She said, if you slept with someone 20 years ago, what the F am I supposed to do? It's hard out here. I personally wouldn't care.
Starting point is 01:59:24 Like, if this was me, let's say Kim or whoever single was like, oh, I met this guy. And I was like, oh, my God, I effed him when I was 20, but it's fine. I wouldn't care. I think Chloe, like, is allowed to because I love her. like to me like Brittany and queen everything but like anyone else I think it's gross and weird disgusting but yeah and I guess because it comes up a lot when Courtney um got with Travis that like originally Travis first had his eye on Kim or whatever you know so right oh they met and they met back in the day yeah but I think Travis wrote about her in his book about being like a pair
Starting point is 02:00:04 Sultan's assistant with like the big oh T which like to that I'm like oh like you know whatever like your sister's Kim Kardashian so like obviously and and Calabas is like as small right there's only like people like Travis is in Calabas like that I kind of give a pass you sometimes people just love to like you know look for things that don't bother other people obviously she's fine with it you know I think it's fine I don't know it's hard when your sister's Kim Kardashian what do you expect most men will at some point be like yeah she was hot she has a big butt you know we love But I don't know. I guess, yeah, I guess if you're not like her Ashians, I'd say, like, oh, it's gross.
Starting point is 02:00:42 But, like, I get what she's kind of saying is like, well, the older you get, the last, the pool gets slimmer of, like, the good quality people out there. So I guess if you were good enough for my sister, you're good enough for me. In theory. Because with Kendall, I saw she was with someone. I forgot who she was walking with. But, and then her watching Bad Bunny's performance, like, Haley was, like, holding her hand through the whole thing. And everyone was like, oh, Kendall needed some support watching her ex perform at the halftime show, whatever. I was like...
Starting point is 02:01:11 She was kind of crazy, actually. She was standing next to Taylor, the creator, I think, behind Kim. I think she was walking with someone, I forget who, and he was, like, trying really hard to walk, like, far away from her. Like, someone that looks like they'd be dating? Oh, she was walking with 21 Savage. And he, like, they were walking, like, down the hall at the same time. And, like, they're just on the opposite size of the hall. Like, he's literally...
Starting point is 02:01:35 he's literally against the wall to get away I guess to not be like seen to have people not think they're like dating or something are they? No, they're not. He really, I love a man like that though. That's how he's like to go to to walk next to any woman. If I see you at an airport, you've been going
Starting point is 02:01:51 against a wall. Just like it's like, no, this is a great. He always like, no, can't take pictures. It's not around. That is, but I love that energy of a man being like I am not going to be even where you're close to this. That's a little me. That's so funny because people probably would assume, right?
Starting point is 02:02:05 But that's a good example, like Kendall dating like Bad Bunny. Like if, who's single in the carashians? Does anyone single? I think she's the last one, no? Right. If Kim's with this Lewis Hamill. Yeah. But if Kim were to date Bad Bunny, like, that makes sense.
Starting point is 02:02:19 It's Bad Bunny. Like, I mean, he's probably a good catch, a good guy. And if, you know, Kendall was like, I'm old for him. I wasn't that in love with him. Or I guess, like. I guess Chloe's single too. Oh, yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:02:28 Or, I mean, I guess they were never like official, but everyone thought Courtney and Justin Bieber kind of had a thing. And then... A what? What was that? And then him dating Haley and they're like... Was he 12 at the time? Like, what does that mean?
Starting point is 02:02:45 Right. She's like 48. They weren't hanging up. No, what? No, not as long as we've been watching them. There's just no way I would have remembered this. No, this is a long time ago. 2015 or early 2016.
Starting point is 02:02:55 How old is Justin Bieber? 2015. 11 years ago? He was 11. He was 21. Oh. old is he now he's born in 94 so he's 30 32 32 yeah
Starting point is 02:03:10 what god he seems so young he's 31 now he's almost he's gonna be 32 in March okay so he was 21 so how old was she anyways older I guess yes for sure it was after she split with Scott what
Starting point is 02:03:28 and they were hanging out like they were hooking up no confirm this they allegedly right no one was confirming But it doesn't matter if they hooked up or not They were hanging out. Like there's tons of pictures Yeah
Starting point is 02:03:41 You know, celebrities party together Hang out together People magazine reported it And people is very credible So T, I mean, I guess allegedly But probably most likely true That's They even went on vacation together
Starting point is 02:03:54 Oh, what? Yeah What? Okay, 2015, what was I doing? It's like, that were I? I didn't know where I was. I did not know this Yeah
Starting point is 02:04:04 But I was definitely not keep on with the Kardashians in 17. I don't know what I was doing. Do you know? You got to know better than I do sometimes. I'm like, what was I doing? Like nothing. I don't know.
Starting point is 02:04:14 He was kind of a surround. Yeah. There was no memorable thing in 2015. I guess. I don't know. That's good. Now him with Haley, who was like, you know, her,
Starting point is 02:04:26 I mean, she was always friends with Kendall and Kylie. So. Oh. Yeah. Well, then that's where it goes to show, like, with Chloe. Like, the pool is small, right? because it wasn't Taiga with like black china who was friends with Kim and then Kylie and then it's
Starting point is 02:04:39 just like and Rob and oh yeah yeah I mean it's kind of like being in a small town I guess you just kind of like you know there's only so many rich famous people in this little pocket and they're all friends with each other makes sense I guess yeah um what a crazy world I did I had to like clock like clock myself though because I did want to get like upset at Kendall Jenner I was like damn Kendall Jenna really getting hair styles and then and bad bunny, like, what the hell? And I'm like, let me not take it out on Kendall.
Starting point is 02:05:09 And then on, oh, in the Lest Puckast, she's like, don't know what these are lesbian. And I was like, but she always dates all these hot guys. Or maybe she brought it up even. She was kind of like, I want to clear these lesbian allegations. I truly have never heard. I've heard the lesbian allegations about like, you know, Taylor Swift, about pretty much anyone else.
Starting point is 02:05:25 But not Kendall Jenner. I was like, she's always with a hot guy. I guess because she's just not married with kids. So they're like, well, must be a lesbian. Damn. And a liar. Oh. What?
Starting point is 02:05:36 Nothing. Don't come for... Wait, why? Is this something you don't know about? About the injections or whatever? No, no. We were just talking earlier about the liar lesbians. Never mind.
Starting point is 02:05:48 Oh, about Lisa. What were you going to say? I thought, remember when she's about the... In her saying she's never had any injections or anything. Some people think she has. Oh, that... Right, weird. Right.
Starting point is 02:05:59 So told me... Something with the nose. We said that something... Accutane nose. Her nose looks a little bit smaller, but people say it's a side effect of. Oh, I know who told me. It wasn't Hannah, but another influencer told me she also had acutane nose. I think, yeah, I've saw that a lot on Twitter and stuff.
Starting point is 02:06:18 Oh, so maybe that's real. Yeah, people would be like, I'm the last person to defend Kendall, which is kind of sad. I'm the last person to defend Kendall Jenner, but I also had acutane nose. Like a lot of people came forward with their acutane nose story. So if you have an acutane nose, let us know the comments below. Don't take acutane, I guess. That's kind of scary. I never took acutane.
Starting point is 02:06:35 Someone said that your baby would have a cone head if you took acitaine. Yeah, it could lead to birth effects. Oh. I've never seen a cone head baby. Like a real cone head like in the movies? No offense. If you have one, I think all babies are beautiful.
Starting point is 02:06:48 But have you ever seen a cone head baby? You know what? I don't think I have. No. And I'm on the side of TikTok that shows, you know, just everything, any complications. I've never seen a, which is fine, honestly. It's fine if you have a cone head.
Starting point is 02:06:58 I think like I had a friend in high school who was taking acutene. And I think even on the package, they have a little drawing of what the baby could look like, I think. That's crazy. I guess they're warning. Probably maybe one person had a cone head baby and I was on acutane and it's like.
Starting point is 02:07:13 Because you have to list everything that could possibly happen. Oh. Okay. Because I'm on a macha kick right now and someone's like, my sister lost all her hair on matcha. And I was like, yeah. So I was like Googling it. I was like scared.
Starting point is 02:07:23 And then I was like, okay, well, I haven't seen any other reports that would confirm this. So I was like maybe it just happened to like one person. Same through the tampon. It could get like shock. But I think it killed like one person. So on the tampon box like you could. you or something.
Starting point is 02:07:35 It could possibly, yes. Yeah. It happened that one time. Or did your, have you, have you tried? Have you tried? Have you tried? Oh, sure I've gotten one for you to try it. It's so viral, even though we're like already done.
Starting point is 02:07:43 Oh, we're literally done with the podcast. But next time I'll get it for you. The, oh my God, the, do you like banana? Yeah. Ice. It's the banana bread, macha latte. Oh, that sounds good. You haven't seen it.
Starting point is 02:07:55 It's like all over. It's from Starbucks. Oh, my. I had this morning. It tastes like, it's one thing to taste like banana because they always had the banana, like, what's it called the cold foam. but it tastes like banana bread. Like it has the bread part in it too.
Starting point is 02:08:07 It was so delicious. It was so freaking good. I don't know. I'm not a macha cake. Laoland has the Beverly Hills collab right now and they have a strawberry matcha milk. Oh my God. Mata's good.
Starting point is 02:08:19 I swear, I thought it was so nasty too. I swear I've tried it where I'm like, this is so disgusting. They're doing something that makes it taste so good. Well, they mix it with stuff. With like sweeteners. Yeah, because matcha by itself is like a very strong green tea. What's a benefit of match?
Starting point is 02:08:32 Do we know what the benefit? I love match and I really hope it's healthy. There's big benefits to it. The stuff they add to it, there's a lot of sugar. But other than that. They have the protein matcha. 29 grams of protein in the Starbucks protein macha. I am like a matcha girl.
Starting point is 02:08:47 I hope I'm going to glow after this. I hope it's something bad. I'm always worried like my hair is going to fall out or like a machin nose or something. You know, it's like, I don't know. But I hope there's benefits. No, green tea has benefits for sure. It's green tea. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:08:59 In a powder form. Thank God we're not having a fourth. baby I would name that baby Macha right now. Macha, Masha, Benihana. That's my other hot topic. Benihana stopped following me and I would name my baby. I would name my baby Benihana because you know I love Benihana. We were just talking about how baby Benjana is so good.
Starting point is 02:09:17 Did you know Steve Ayoki's dad? Is no. Yes, he started Benny Hana. That is crazy. Crazy. The name of the person. Huh? Is that, so is he been?
Starting point is 02:09:28 No, no. Well, maybe, I don't know what his name is. Something Ayoki. I know that. but his dad started Benny Hana and I was like, I would day him just for that. His name is Rocky Aoki. Rocky Aoki. Rocky Aoki. Good name.
Starting point is 02:09:42 He's, can you imagine being the creator of Benihanna? That is what? Is Devanaoke really? Oh, wow. Who's Devin Aoki? Isn't she, she's like Fast and Furious, maybe the first one. Oh, and the hot girl? Yes.
Starting point is 02:09:53 Yes. She's related? Yeah, siblings. Just Steve Aoki. Whoa. And her dad invented Beni Hanna? Yeah. Shout out the Aoki family.
Starting point is 02:10:00 Oh, I need to be in that family. I freaking love Benihana. We were just talking about how yesterday I saw this on TikTok and it sparked it. Actually, in general, we were talking about like restaurants are just like not as good as they used to be, right? Like, did you go to Chili's back in the day?
Starting point is 02:10:13 Like as a kid? Remember their chicken crisper? And they had that like thick batter and now you go and it's like kind of like frozen or whatever. Like first of all chilies, please bring them back those chicken crisper. But like all restaurants seemed a little better.
Starting point is 02:10:24 Like red lobster used to be better back in the day. Like everything, right? Everything was a little better. So I think like going out to eat anymore. Even like McDonald's. I don't know. know maybe it's just maybe our taste buds have changed but i feel like McDonald's was like so much
Starting point is 02:10:35 better as a kid i don't know i just don't like love going out to eat anymore and i was trying to think of restaurants that are like worthy like truly nothing good to me is like worthy of going out except for bunny hana because you can't really do that at home but is there like a restaurant where like it's so much cheesecake factory yeah that one we like we do take out from there my christmas chicken is really good food chain oh i see because once once they're of a big franchise they produce all the food in one factory somewhere and they try to find ways to make the most money. Chili's and Applebee's are good examples of those.
Starting point is 02:11:04 This used to be so good. Fridays used to be so good. They're Jack DeNiels, chicken and shrimp used to be huge when I was a kid. And I, like, look back our photos and make it was so big. I don't even know if they exist anymore. No, I don't think so we had one that is gone now. It is sad.
Starting point is 02:11:20 The quality of, like, eating out is just, like, not there. But Benny Hanna followed me. And years after I followed them. So that's, like, so weird. Random timing. Yeah. Because you haven't talked about them in a minute. No.
Starting point is 02:11:33 But I feel like, yeah. But we do talk about them all the time in our actual personal life. Yeah. They hurt us. Yeah. But I feel like you'd promo them a lot. Like. Oh, I loved it.
Starting point is 02:11:43 Yeah. Well, that's why I started showing all my lore on Instagram. Like, just in case, because they start following me, you got to like remind them, you know? Like, don't forget. I did all this lore. It's so good. Kim Kardashian was influenced by you as well. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 02:11:55 Her kids went to Beniham. Like a day after our kids said, I would love to see Kim Kardashian at the Encino Benihana sitting at the end of the table with the steam. Pro tip, don't sit on the end where the steam goes your way because you're going to smell like habachi for days to come. Do you like it? Have you been? Yeah, you actually influenced me.
Starting point is 02:12:10 I went for my birthday like two, three years ago. It was before the podcast. But because you guys went and I was like, that's where I want to go for my birthdays. I should go there for my birthday. I should go there for my birthday because it is like a little truck in. I love Benihana's. The Encina one does not have windows.
Starting point is 02:12:24 So my kids get a little like freaked out by it. But we got to take them again because Malbu did not like the experience years ago. And so we usually go when we don't have like the kids. but I love Beniana. Yeah, she was one. It's good for kids. I mean, at some point, we all sit there. We'll have the whole table just for us.
Starting point is 02:12:38 That's true. We could get the whole table actually because it's there. Maybe in Vegas, too. The one at the Weski is cool. Anyways, love Benihana. Wish I had some now. It just comes in. That's why I surprise is.
Starting point is 02:12:53 That's how funny. I do have my matcha, my new macha scent. The macho milk from Flores. I just got mine too. I love it. Did you put it with the berries and cream? I put just the macho milk today, and I do love it. God, match is good smelling.
Starting point is 02:13:05 Yeah, it's like, I'm going to be delusional and say it kind of my impact because I've been saying I layer my macho scent with vanilla. And this one is literally like a warm vanilla mixed with macho. And so it is like the Oscar sense. Like it is very much like I should be the face in the match milk, me claiming. Wait, that is kind of crazy though. Yeah. I've been saying I layer matcha 26 or the knockoff of Masha 26 to do with vanilla. You didn't.
Starting point is 02:13:30 And then you like tagged me in it like a week later and I was like that's crazy that. I know. And it's like the perfect. The face of match. I do love it. Yep. Macha's good. Macha is so good.
Starting point is 02:13:41 I'm on the quest to find the best matcha. Oh God, I love. Shout out San Bernardino too. Like that hell of kitty matcha? I think about it daily. My new favorite thing is finding businesses out of people's houses. The hell of kitty ones out of someone's house in San Bernardino. That is, it's called Don's Macha.
Starting point is 02:13:58 The best match I've ever had. They had the banana pudding on it. Oh, they were kind of ahead of it. They had the banana pudding on there. And it was so good. It came hell kitty matcha. I want to find someone. If you're in L.A., let me know.
Starting point is 02:14:09 Someone who makes the seafood boils out of their house. Oh. I've seen tons of people on TikTok being like, it's out of this person's like kitchen. I want it so bad. I just love it. The fact that that's the best. That's where the new trend of take out is is like just someone's kitchen, just cooking you up stuff. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:14:23 My parents, every time we order Cuban food for like a family thing, it's out of someone's house. Oh, I love. stuff from, yeah, she cooks it all, and you just go to her house to pick it up. That's so smart. Yeah. I love that so much more. And like you said, the care that it takes and like just like, I don't know, it just tastes better than this. Most of it's frozen right at those restaurants.
Starting point is 02:14:41 So like, we love a BJ's, but it does taste like just, even their pizza used to be so good. It used to be really good. And we go. There's one near us and it's like, it's okay. It just doesn't hit like it used to. I don't know. We got to figure it out restaurants, quick services out there. Besides Domino's and Arbys, everyone else needs to set up.
Starting point is 02:14:59 Because dominoes and arbees is perfect in every single way. And honestly, Raisin Cain is not sponsored, but I do love their quality as always there. It always hits really good. But those chilies chicken crispers need to come back as they were. It was so good. It was so good. And those fries were so much better when they were all peppery. They're just like not the same anymore.
Starting point is 02:15:20 Period. It starts to get that hour. I'm like, and that's bad. A little bit. Yeah. I was just being like, what's in this bag? Nothing at the heart's worth. is there.
Starting point is 02:15:32 Oh, I guess next episode's our valent. I was going to say, what are you doing Valentine's Day? I guess what's going on next episode. Oh, my God. I forgot my hot topic. I mean, there's not much to it. I didn't want, because I was like, oh, what did I do this weekend? Oh.
Starting point is 02:15:43 I forgot that I went to, anyway, we went to the movie theaters, went to go see a movie. Guess who I saw as I left the AMC. Wait, why didn't you like, yeah, you should start with this. I know. I completely forgot that this was one of my things. Vanessa Hudgens. Is that a friend? I think if you.
Starting point is 02:15:57 Ashley Tisdell, I always think high school musical with you because you always see them in like Woodland Hills. That is so funny. No, I was leaving the theater with Darian. I saw James Charles and the AMC. Isn't that gaggy? Yup. It was wild.
Starting point is 02:16:10 AMC. It was our usual. Hello. No, TikTok was being made as unfortunately. I was gagged, but. Oh, do you know, scared? In my hot topics. Oh.
Starting point is 02:16:20 Because he was just singing along to something and people were gagged about it. But in a bad way or a good gagged or kind of. good, I guess. No. No, I mean, people were, you know. Wait, good. I mean, that's pretty much. So was he, oh.
Starting point is 02:16:38 I was leaving. Daryne and I were leaving. He was getting in line to the AMC's A-list line. Oh. Guess who he was with. I mean, this would really surprise everyone, but he was with a twink. He was with a young-looking tweet of age, I would say, apparently.
Starting point is 02:16:53 Just young-looking. Young-looking, yeah, tall, tall, white, skinny twink. And I could. I could I was staring at him and then he kind of looked up at me for a second and then I giggled
Starting point is 02:17:04 and walked away I went down the escalator You didn't wave No I giggled I just couldn't help it If I saw him I would just keep walking honestly I would just yeah
Starting point is 02:17:12 Block in real life I told and then I look over to Dary and I was on the escalator And I was like Not James Charles in the AMC I was like should I go back And get a popcorn And then he's like
Starting point is 02:17:20 Are you gonna title the podcast Confronting James Charles The AMC And I was like good job Barryian Good creative dress Did you actually see him That is gaggy
Starting point is 02:17:27 Is that specific one I feel like I've never seen anyone there before. So that was kind of gaggy, yeah. Yeah, I don't know if we have either. We do like that one. Although everyone is saying the- We go when they'll, we go like at 10 a-m. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:17:41 Everyone said the number one AMC in the whole country is AMC Burbank. Have you been to that one? I have been to that one. I mean, maybe they revamped because I had two, I used to Osset-Rec and I was kind of like, oh, it's kind of okay. I doesn't hold the candle to, I think, AMC Woodland Hills. I'll be the face of that one. I love AMC Woodland.
Starting point is 02:17:58 The vibes are amazing there. I would say not amazing, but... What? We sometimes have to go there because it's an earlier start and it has the good nachos, but I'm not a... I'm not a gagger for it. Which AMC are you going to be the face-off? I would be...
Starting point is 02:18:12 AMC, Porter Ranch. I do we go out that way. I've been to that one once, and I did not love it as much as I'm... That's the Nicole Kimmon-M-C-to-no. And it is kind of everything... But it's smaller. Yeah, that's why I like it. Smaller, intimate.
Starting point is 02:18:24 The popcorn is tastier. It's so good. My favorite. Hmm. I mean, I just, I love AMC Wooden Hills. Everyone go to that one if you are in the area. It is so good. Well, no one go to AMC,000 Oaks.
Starting point is 02:18:37 That's the worst. Popcorn, the nachos cheese is always cold. They never have the buckets. They never have the cups. They never have anything. I mean, they're very sweet. They always like, no, I am. But the food is.
Starting point is 02:18:47 Join us on Patreon. You'll see. We'll review him. Oh, you're good. The performance. Singing in and I don't think we can put the music here. Work. Whoa.
Starting point is 02:18:57 Yeah. Okay. Wot, want, want. And then my last hot topic was Michaela. Have you been keeping up with Michaela? Okay, work. I just, I clock in. Wait, wait.
Starting point is 02:19:08 Accent tissues. Which one? Where's the accent on the commercial? Now that one? Oh, no. What do you have? I think I'm very, Michaela. What's yours?
Starting point is 02:19:21 Her, come to Jesus moment when she met up with her friend from high school and she was like, I'm going down the wrong path of being an influencer has corrupted me. Oh, mine was not wearing a wedding ring at the Super Bowl without Cody. We have three. What about the Lemmy? Are you talking about the Lemmead? She did a Lemmead? And she talked about getting eaten out in the Lemmead?
Starting point is 02:19:41 Stop it. Oh, my God. Wait, we have some. We have a whole of Michaela segment. Okay, well, I. Michaela, if you're watching this, does no, I'm your defender. I love you. When people are like, she's not wearing a ring, I'm like, neither do I, girl.
Starting point is 02:19:54 There's no, there's no merit to it. I'm going to, I'll be, I'll be the lawyer. for Michaela here. I'm gonna defend her and everything. The eating and out thing is crazy. I don't know if I'm gonna be able to defend that but anything else let's go. All right. Michaela hot topics. Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait, the money's a L'Orielle Paris. Damn, she's been doing that L'Orielle Paris. So she's, like so long falsies. The way she took with. This is the lash line got average lashes. Luriel Paris extensionist mascara. I don't it sounds like a eye, right? No. Seriously.
Starting point is 02:20:29 To me that sounds like a customer service. Like when I do ad reads, I'm like, Alipop, Shirley Temple, two to five grams of sugar and supports digestive health. Like I just think you just talk differently when you're advertising. Yeah, no, I'm not,
Starting point is 02:20:40 I have no criticism. Everyone was just like, where's the accent? No, everyone were like, where's the accent? It's so. Well, she's doing an ad read. Why would she have,
Starting point is 02:20:49 why would she like, this is a Wolliplawy. Two to five grams of shipping. You wouldn't do that for an ad read. No, but still, you pick up the phone. Kand Kardashian. No, I think we know her accent is exaggerated.
Starting point is 02:21:02 She said everything's fake online. Like, I think she's, like, claimed it. I think that's her character. If you don't change accents, you just, you bring a certain voice. You have a certain voice you do. You didn't see what I did this morning. I'm like, oh, Britain.
Starting point is 02:21:14 I love to change it a little accent. Any signs and I can't. Okay, I get what you're saying. But it's not a guy. I think people were being a little, did you see that on the internet people? You're for it. People were saying, where's her accent?
Starting point is 02:21:26 To me, it was just her audio was so clean. and strange. So maybe just it's dubbed maybe. No, but Loriel shot it, clearly. It's like when we did the dominoes. So it was recorded in really good quality. Yeah. So it almost sounds artificial. And I think some people just were confused.
Starting point is 02:21:41 Well, that's a compliment to you, Michaela. You sounded so good that people were like, this has to be fake. This has to be AI. And that to me is a very big compliment. So. Okay. One for Michaela. Two for Michaela.
Starting point is 02:21:52 I'm with you on the wedding band too. You can have fun without your husband. You can have found without your wedding band. People rob people. You know what I mean? Like, I'm for you, Michaela, like, having a good time. Wait, so where was she with the other room? Super Bowl weekend?
Starting point is 02:22:04 She went with her girls. Oh. And they're like, no Cody's in sight and no wedding ring. Oh. People need a chill. She's another one I loves to be like, I'm going to go private and then not. But who cares? Like, go private and then go public and then bring them back.
Starting point is 02:22:17 Like, who cares? Like, you know what I mean? Like, you know what I mean? She says Cody has a regular job. I wants to be a regular person. Let it be. You know what I mean? You all are haters.
Starting point is 02:22:28 I never. wear my running. We never wear a wedding and never wear it. That's funny. Mine doesn't fit, but you know, the robbing of it all too. Yeah, she looked like she had a great time in the, she's from New England, right? She's in Boston. Go Patriots. Oh, see, she probably is a Patriot. I'm assuming a Patriots girl. Yeah, everyone loves Tom Brady.
Starting point is 02:22:45 She was with her friend that was like, no one hires me in beauty campaigns. Oh, that girl. Okay, well. Yeah, I love her. I love her. I don't know her name, but I do love her. She is fierce. And she was there. Everyone says, I'm not friends in Michaela. And then Michaela pops and like, hi guys. And then like, we're friends. Wait, so did you see her TikTok where she talked about like how she realized she was being too much of like an influencer and getting too much into that world? And she met up with her friend from high school who only knew her as like the old Michaela. And then she realized that she was getting too much and like she was doing too much as far as like the halls and the luxury and all that. Did you see that?
Starting point is 02:23:18 Oh. Oh, because she kind of talked about that thing where like influence like there's so much fakeness. Like everything you see is fake. You guys are right. It was that one. I saw that clip I didn't know what it was about. Yeah, the full context of that is her having this like come to Jesus moment of like, you know, I realized I was being like getting almost like buying into the hype of being an influencer too much.
Starting point is 02:23:37 It's kind of like the gist of it where it's like I realized I've been doing getting lost in it and like chasing the numbers and the views and you know. It's like a Christmas movie plot. It is giving Hannah Montana movie where she realizes like she doesn't want because the guy got the Hannah Montana movie. it begins when Hannah gets in a fight with Tower Banks because they're fighting over like the last pair of shoes in the one size. And then her Billy Ray Cyrus is like, girl,
Starting point is 02:24:02 like you're losing your small town girl roots. Like let's send you back to Tennessee so you can reconnect with who you really are. And this is kind of the plot of Michaela's TikTok where she was like, you guys, I am a small town girl. She kept saying that.
Starting point is 02:24:13 And I thought that was fierce. I am a small town girl. Like I am not going to move to New York. I'm not going to move to L.A. Like I need to reconnect with my small town girl roots. And, So it was giving Hannah Montana movie tease. All right.
Starting point is 02:24:26 You know, never too late to have a comedy to do this moment. That's why I was thinking too. And she was just saying like they hate lately has like really gotten to me, which I do that because again, some criticism warranted sometimes it's like you just don't like her so anything she does you're going to be upset about. Yes. And it's hard to like decipher who is the hater and who's just trying to help you grow. Exactly.
Starting point is 02:24:45 That's why I always think the internet's good for that way. Like I do think like if enough people are telling you like, ooh, that's not it. Like eventually like listen, you don't really, you don't think they're all haters. you know what I mean and she's young you know and I feel like the overconsumpt of it all the consumerism is it all like it's like you know sometimes you're unaware even if you come from humble beginnings you may be unaware of how horrible this economy is now and how people like literally cannot eat food I like you know like I think you miss that somehow so maybe that maybe yeah she had met with a friend and she's like damn this is a little yeah and she promised that she's going to start doing better using her platform better etc etc but then the guy gets her next TikTok was like this let me add and you It was like, so you guys are going to be, it's crazy. You guys are going to be shocked, but I'd never been eaten out. And I was like, the whiplash was crazy. I was like, work.
Starting point is 02:25:36 I think I. But what's the product? It's like, let me purr, right? Let me purr. It's like for intimacy, we have some up there. I think that and well people gave it to us when we went to Vegas. They gave us like a lemmy purr. I looked at the other day.
Starting point is 02:25:48 I'm like, what is this? And it's like for intimacy, I guess. So it's like a female. Yeah, it's a vaginal probiot. Yeah. Yeah. That's a crazy thing to say when you're married. I mean, no judgment.
Starting point is 02:26:01 She didn't blame. In her defense, she didn't say it's because of Cody. She said it's because she was too, like, embarrassed or insecure about, like, what she would taste like. So it was of her own accord. It was a boundary she made. Like, I do not want to be in now. Now with the let me purse, like, I think it tastes great. I've been taking these for a month.
Starting point is 02:26:18 Like, now I'm ready to get Ian now. I want to know if that's the truth. Everyone was worried about the falseese if that was real advertising. like advertising. I wanted the truth. Yeah. Because I always am curious when people are promoting a gummy.
Starting point is 02:26:28 Like, because you have to use them for a while until like you really start. Yeah. She claims a month. So I don't know who's, it was to say really. But.
Starting point is 02:26:35 Oh my God. Yeah. That is, it was such a gag though to go from like, because I think there was a channel. I think it was T-spell or something where they put like her house like a Michaelaism where like she was promoting like the salmon egg or the salmon sperm. Oh yeah.
Starting point is 02:26:50 Yeah. Yeah. She was like, this is great. This is amazing. the salmon sperm sperm and then like when she released her own she was like let me tell you every other salmon sperm product is a lie no salmon sperm product works only mine because i have like i made this special and but it's like girl you were just selling a salmon spar like a month ago but now you're
Starting point is 02:27:11 saying all of it's a lie and i'm like damn like the whip lye yeah everyone can change their mind allow change and growth i'm like the whiplodge is great So again, going from like, I'm a small town girl. Like, I'm connecting. Again, the accent was kind of missing in it too. Like, it would, like, some words all of a sudden, it would come back for the most part of it was gone. And then I'm a small town girl. We connect it to my roots.
Starting point is 02:27:36 Like, I'm going to, whatever you guys want to see. Almost like the Jacqueline Hill, like, you know, what do you guys want to see, blah, blah, blah. And then the next one being like, I'd never been eaten out. I'm doing these, let me gumming. I'm like, this is nuts. But fears to me at the same time. I don't know. Fears always.
Starting point is 02:27:50 Mikaela can do no wrong in my book. I'm always like. She can do wrong with me, but she is camp. She is, I'm sorry, she's kind of camp. I think there's just a certain person that I'm like, I just admire that they keep going. And I love it. I do love it. And not thriving, dude, not even just keep going.
Starting point is 02:28:03 She's obviously thriving and making money and doing everything. And I love that. And I think she just needs to keep, because just in the world of influencers and just celebrity, people are just, everyone is just the same. Everyone just same cookie cutter. Okay, we get it. We're all this. And she's so uniquely different. And I love that about her.
Starting point is 02:28:20 I love people who are just so different. and that's Michaela. I mean, that's so nicely. And that's what I try to be. I try really hard to be different. I try really hard to be different. I don't have to try that hard. I am very different, but obviously.
Starting point is 02:28:29 But I like that. I like her. That's funny. I want to do a lemmy purr campaign. We have upstairs. I have them in like our vitamins thing. I was like, oh, where is it from? I wonder if they work for holes too.
Starting point is 02:28:40 Like. Because it tastes better. My first TikTok. So you guys, here's the guy. I can never been eating out. But I try these lemmy holes and let me holes. and let me tell you. Do they have one for,
Starting point is 02:28:54 that's a good, you should be the face of that. Courtney, get on it. I'm really tempted to try these lemmies because people like, even panel like off camera, like, no, like lemies are actually so good?
Starting point is 02:29:03 And I was like, really? Or I was just like, are we, what do you call it, placebo? Is it like? Yeah.
Starting point is 02:29:09 Maybe we should have for a Patreon. Just go get all the lemmies. They'll be like, let them and be OD on lemme. I'm worried about what I'm going to find when I come into the room. Just love me. That's a good way.
Starting point is 02:29:22 It's one to make you sleep, one to make you high, want to make you. I love it. The one that she was like in the go, in the cart, like in Target in front of all her lemmy stands. It's like,
Starting point is 02:29:30 I think she's, I love it. Lemmy. That's the only thing. This one branch of I want to go on. A Coachella lemmy, Lemmy, let me anywhere.
Starting point is 02:29:37 I want to go. The only thing I worry about the lemmy branch of is that it probably, like the snacks are probably going to be ass at the oney branch. Oh, for sure. She did a camp. She will be skinny afterwards. It'll be so snatched. You're right.
Starting point is 02:29:50 She would be all healthy. Sugar-free, everything. Oh, that's right. Corny definitely is the little like ink spot up, but I love it. You know what I mean? I kind of love her too. I love them all. I never want to talk about the Kardashians, because I really do love them all.
Starting point is 02:30:05 That's what I'm saying with Chloe. Yeah, date everybody. You know, go date. Oh, my God. Date. Reggie Bush. I don't know. Who else?
Starting point is 02:30:12 But I love them. I do love the Kardashians. They are good. They have it on lock. All of them. Yeah, crazy. I love Michaela too. I love Michaela.
Starting point is 02:30:22 She's the 7th Kardashian. She would be great. Michaela Kardashian. I'm just wondering she hasn't been on the show. Like Addison did. Remember when she... Remember when Courtney was friends with Addison? Now that was...
Starting point is 02:30:36 Love them. Crazy, right? That was weird. She had her at the dinner. She's like, here's Addison. I'm like, what? Oh my friend. She was like literally like 19 at the time.
Starting point is 02:30:46 Like, okay. God, that kills me. I forgot. one she was in the he's all that right he's all that whatever whichever one just yeah right
Starting point is 02:30:57 they were like and they were being like besties yes why weren't you just Courtney like that's what you were she should just like played herself her acting
Starting point is 02:31:11 and serious to me I know oh man it's giving it's giving like Shane on Jacob Satorius and Caleb Malickson has you're kind of like
Starting point is 02:31:21 like, I think I've seen this film before, you know? You're a victim of cancel culture. Oh. Oh, that's not. We should unpack that on Patreon. Because I know we were like, didn't talk about it and like a boarding. I always saw them do the wake up in the movie. I always saw that.
Starting point is 02:31:40 And then I finally saw clips. I was like, what is going on here? What is going on here? And then it kind of, yeah, there was. The world is so ins serious. Like, actually. So, serious. I'm like, I can't.
Starting point is 02:31:56 Not Shane coming, but just like keeping to himself, not doing podcasts, and then being on Jacob Satorius and Caleb Malik. I live. Okay, well, we'll talk about that. And James Charles, what does he sound like in that TikTok? I'm curious to know. Go to patreon.com slash Jess Trish for our extended. I hope we guys had fun here.
Starting point is 02:32:17 We had fun. Love to everyone except Jake Paul. And we'll see you in the next one. Have a good week. Bye.

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