Just Trish - Feb 10, 2026
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Inclusivity of bad body to toss anything is that everybody is welcomed, you know?
And I think there's a...
I love that that's your takeaway.
America's big enough for Selena and Haley Bieber.
The show is Mormon wives.
Secret lives and Mormon wives.
We don't care about the secret lives of Mormon husbands.
We know your secret life, allegedly.
Hello and welcome back to the Dust Trish podcast.
Exciting day, full of hot topics, hot tea, hot Trish, hot Oscar.
We are hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot,
hot over here and I hope you guys are feeling the heat.
Before we get started, just I'm not to let you guys know.
May, May is the month. May is the month, not only is at my birthday, Mother's Day, Elvis's
birthday, there's a lot happening in May.
I'm also performing that first week at the Wiltern.
Netflix is a joke comedy festival, May 5th at 9.45 p.m. and May 9th, we at Indio.
Not Palm Springs, Indio, it's a little closer to LA, and Palm Springs.
Evening with Trish, it's my first cabaret, a little acopet, live, no tracks, just me
singing with a piano just a little tickling the keys get tickets today really
exciting news updates on the I heart radio awards you guys know
Moses pushing it he's like post so I'm not gonna like I how could I compete
how could I even compete and I truly meant that because like wow then I heard
radio just like randomly throughout the top three front runners I suppose leaderboard
which I was never happened in my life have I never been a front runner for anything
And it said the three front runners for a favorite Broadway debut.
It was my name.
I don't know if they did in the order of the votes or if they just did it.
It wasn't alphabetical because I was first.
Actually, I should have been last if it was alphabetical.
I was Trisha paid as it was Tom Felton and Meg Donnelly.
So I don't know.
I took that as like, let's go full throttle.
I'm campaigning.
I am going harder than I ever would for Congress.
You know what I mean?
I'm going to go so hard for this because I think we got tickets.
I think Lydia had texted that we had gotten tickets to the I heart.
So we're going full on.
If we're going to be there, we're going to be there to win, right?
I don't know.
If you're not winning, I'm on the stage, you know.
Okay, that's crazy.
Now we're not going to get invited.
It would be uninvited.
Anyways, I was super excited.
Meg Donnell even put like a TikTok.
I mean, I know she's the competition, but I got kind of gagged when she was like,
when you're in the same category as Tricia Paitis.
And it was like, Bo, I'm not going to win.
But I was kind of like, because she's obviously a bigger star.
We love her on American Housewife.
I know that's very niche, but we just started American Housewife.
You seen it?
No.
You know what?
No.
I know.
No one did, but it lasted a few seasons.
It was a spinoff kind of of Mike and Molly, the sister from Mike and Molly.
I forget her name, but I like love her so much.
Like she was always kind of curvy, but definitely not fat.
Oh, like probably a size six.
And then like this one, she goes on to star and Meg Donnelly's like a little kid in it.
She's like the daughter.
And the whole thing, it's like after Mike and Molly and whatever, you know, whatever.
The whole thing is how fat she is.
Like truly, like more than Mike and Molly are they fat-shaming this woman.
They're like, ooh, she's the fattest.
And the whole plot is she wants someone fatter to move in next door.
So she's not the fattest person in this, like, suburb.
And one of the ladies from White Lotus is in it as like the skinny name.
It's problematic, yeah, but I love it.
You see it?
You see the picture?
Or no, we're looking at something else.
No, I was looking her up.
Yeah.
I don't know her name.
She was in the eastbound and down when we like with Danny McBride.
Right?
Yeah.
Okay.
Wait.
Who was the fatty?
Megdonnelly?
No, she's the daughter.
No, no.
She's like the little girl on it.
Okay, okay.
It was a while ago.
No, the fatty, she's gorge, and she's, like, not fat.
Oh, my God.
Wait, okay, I see now.
She is teeny.
Yeah, she was, like, the sister on Mike and Molly.
She was always the hot one eastbound and down.
She's hot.
Like, she's always a hot girl.
American House, so she's hot.
Like, she looks good.
And the whole thing is, like, how fat she is.
That is wild.
No, it's actually kind of crazy.
Like, everyone's calling her fat.
She calls herself fat.
She's looking for someone fatter than her to be her friend.
Like, it's so diabolical, but I can't stop watching it.
I love it.
All that to say, Meg Donnelly, who's now a star, who's now starring in Mulan Rouge, sadly closing soon.
But as all the great musicals do, Broadway, RIP, Beetlejuice, you know, I was kind of gagged that she even knew who I was.
She has a larger social following than me.
So the whole thing was I was gagged.
Honor to be nominated with everybody.
Happy to see that TikTok.
Tom Felton.
I mean, it's hard to compete with that.
But his social presence is lacking.
If I'm a campaign manager, you know, from an outside standpoint, it's like, oh, okay.
But his, yes.
Probably his campaign manager is like, you're losing through those tick.
Ticktokers. He needs to make you more Ticktops. He probably is like, what the hell is this award?
We love it. I love I heart radio. I want this award. Tom Felton is in England.
And we find out so there is a power hour like there's an hour where if you vote to get double the votes. And I'm like I'm like I can't believe this whole time I'm voting and I'm not getting in double the vote. When is the power hour babe?
Okay. So is if you're in New York, it's at 8 p.m. That's why I put I put my clock and I'm like 8 p.m. Go vote.
And I'm like, no, it's not working.
So anyway, so I keep asking people.
So Western time, if you're in California, it's at 5 p.m.
Pacific.
So now I have my alarm always set to 5 p.m.
7 p.m. Mountain time, I'm assuming.
Ooh, in Central?
Is there Central Mountain the same?
I think.
Okay.
So 1700.
All the end.
I mean, all the times.
Maybe get the UK.
I don't think you can vote if you're out of the country.
If you're out of the country, VPN into Los Angeles.
At that size.
that's time for double the votes.
Moses has gone so hard, but I'm about to go hard too.
Because now I'm like, well, maybe there's a chance.
Maybe there's a chance.
Now that you're on the short list.
Yeah.
It seems more attainable.
What if they just did that?
So they're like, people with social following just push more, you know?
I don't know.
Anyways, I'm doing it.
I'm doing the push.
And it's important now because now the second and third place, they know where they are.
Well, we don't know if they're second or third.
We don't know.
I mean, why would they put you first on the list?
I don't know.
This is leaderboard.
Leaderboard.
It was reverse alphabetical.
Yeah.
Yeah, they felt bad for the kids that are always at the end of it.
We don't know.
Look, we don't want to get too cocky either, right?
Just because we're like leading.
Okay, my point is that we have to go even harder now because the other people know who is in the top three.
I was gagged.
I was gay because like you just, you know, we have nothing.
Like this is what we have.
I think all those other people, I'm sure, are just have so many awards coming their way.
I don't have.
I had the unwhile lifetime achievement award that was probably fake, you know?
But hey, I'll take it.
So this is like our one thing.
I think everyone else probably is just busy being a supermodel astrograms, a supermodel, you know,
the other people are like in wicked.
Like everyone's like starring in lead roles.
Good time to remind you.
It is not who made the best Broadway.
It was whose favorite Broadway debut.
And mine was kind of a gig.
I broke a chair.
I sang, I sang a line.
You know, like, it's favorite.
You got the longest standing ovation.
So I know.
Well, that's to be determined.
We don't know.
But no, no, actually that's actually natural.
I think Tom Felton did.
Remember I told you?
He debuted like a week after I was in Beatles.
I remember being in my dressing room.
And like I think he got like on I mean.
I mean, that is kind of gaggy.
He was playing like Draco Malfoy as Draco Malfoy.
Like I mean.
Okay, nerds.
Let it go.
Right.
Need to remind you, J.K. Rowling.
Just kidding.
We are not going to sabotage our competitors.
I just, you know, I just really want it now.
I just really want it.
I would love an I heart radio.
Last year's winner was Rachel Zegler,
who was also competing.
it's like Robert Downey Jr.
So I just, you know, I...
I hope it's like drag race
and they have like Rachel come presented to you,
like a step down award, you know what I mean?
I would love.
I would...
I hope so.
I envision myself winning so next year I can do that too
because I would love...
To present.
Like Chapel Rone did for Best New Artist.
And I see that too
because this year everyone's making their Broadway debuts.
We have like Whitney Leavitt and Dylan.
Well, Dylan's been on...
Jake Shane just announced that he was going to be on Broadway
next week and all in...
Like, it's going to be stiff.
Bob Drag Queen.
Everyone is making their debuts.
It's going to be stiff competition next year.
Thank God you made your debut.
Again, this is because of you.
That's what I'm saying.
Okay.
That's crazy, babe.
People make their Broadway debuts before I did it.
But anyways, campaign managers are good sometimes.
Not all the time.
So I feel like, okay.
But anyways, vote.
Vote, vote, vote.
Because I feel good about it.
I feel excited about it.
Anyways, how old to say?
Well, how about that big game?
We got your football jersey.
We got our resident football expert.
Oscar to Philison.
on what happened at the big game on Sunday night.
You know legal reasons you're supposed to say big game.
You can't say Super Bowl.
But you just said Super Bowl.
Did I?
Right now.
Oh.
But why can you say Super Bowl?
I don't know.
I think like when we did the, we did a sponsorship last night as I guess we wanted to say for
who.
But whenever you see a sponsorship, everyone's saying the big game.
Sponsorship.
That kind of makes more sense.
I thought you meant like you.
Like you couldn't be sued for saying it.
Maybe.
We'll see.
We'll see Super Bowl.
Super Bowl.
Like who owns Super Bowl?
Like who can't say in Super Bowl?
This NFL owns suit?
Yeah, they must, right?
I like the big game, though.
Like, you write for the big game?
How'd you like the big game?
Because it could mean anything, right?
Right.
Just baseball.
Whatever else is out there right now?
Did you enjoy it?
Did the Chiefs win?
No.
They won.
The guy is I did get this jersey at the end of football season last year.
Like, it was on clearance.
And I was like, well, I can save this for the Super Bowl episode of Just Trish, my mind.
You had this planning to tell me?
I would have, I came on the wrong theme today.
I'm on my Bridgetton kick and I didn't ever didn't know you had a themed.
My theme is just a football jersey though.
So I don't know how I would have loved.
We have a pink football on there, baby.
We should put that on display.
We were not thinking correctly.
Dang it.
This is great.
This is very,
it is giving football.
Well,
I would hope because it is.
Oh, is it?
I like this.
But of course,
this is the year the Chiefs got out of the running, the bracket really early on.
They lost.
Oh.
Yeah.
So they're like early on.
Discal.
Yeah.
relieved though because I think it's too much stimulation for me as like a swifty to have to deal with taylor swift at
the football games like especially the super bowl it's like a lot going on i i hate that i'm like
on the same side as a pet as like you know the misogynist that are like get her off the get her off
the field oh no is that woman off the field is that what you're thinking i'm just also like i cannot
handle taylor swift at the super bowl because it's too much like over stimulation for me as a stand
Like, I'm seeing her too much.
Oh.
Like, because it's like, now I have to be, like, locked into the, to the Super Bowl when I don't want to be.
You know what I mean?
Oh, interesting.
Yeah, yeah.
I get that.
I have, like, yeah, it's just too much for my brain to also have to, like, consume all the Taylor media.
What if she did the halftime show?
Oh, would love.
See, that's, like, more appropriate.
Yes.
Do you think people would gag or no?
Probably.
Maybe.
I don't know.
I think she would have to wait a couple years to, like, because she kind of was everywhere with the air store and stuff.
I think she would have to wait a few years.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's always kind of fun.
Obviously, Badborn is, like, the most viewed, and he's, like, so relevant.
But it is kind of fun when you, like, see people who haven't been there for a minute.
Like, people are talking about, like, Justin Bieber, like, possibly doing it.
I'm like, that's kind of fun.
Like, Coachella sounds fun because we haven't seen him in a minute.
I'm like, that could be fun because he's kind of, like, been retired for a minute.
But I don't know.
Okay, so no, she was not there.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So I was more, like, picking and choosing when to, like, tap into the Super Bowl.
Obviously, like, the halftime shows when I was like, let me see what's going on over there.
Were you working it?
No, thank God.
You weren't posting because I was going to bed at 11 p.m.
It's like, E.T. posted.
I was like, oh, my God, who's posting a TikTok?
I was, I had the day off, thankfully.
They tapped out for you.
Who do they get to do the TikToks?
Just whoever.
Straight.
Whoever was working.
No.
Another girl who doesn't care about football.
But, you know.
They don't have anybody who loves sports in there.
No.
Not on our team.
I guess because entertainment should.
Well, on the actual, does anyone care?
I don't know.
But on the actual TV side, there's like a lot of straight men, surprisingly.
But on the social department, it's all girls and TV.
two gays, me and one other gay.
And the other girl didn't, one other gay is crazy.
And a girl.
We had one girl who was a football stand, but she left.
She moved on.
I think do football content.
She's like,
nobody here like football.
What's going on?
We never report on football.
What are we doing?
Let me go somewhere else.
Well, the highlights were halftime show.
That's it, right?
Bad buddy.
Oh my God.
Wait, I need to read you this text that my dad sent our family group, Jack.
I feel like.
Wait, I love this.
I'm going to read it first and then give my things.
thoughts because I've never seen him text or say anything like this.
My dad texted our whole family.
He said, yes, my dad released a statement to the family group chat.
He said, being Latino is not something you explain.
It's something we honor.
Our culture isn't a trend.
Our identity isn't negotiable.
And our pride doesn't disappear to make others comfortable.
Brown and proud always.
Oh.
He sent this after the bad money halftime show.
I don't know if he got that from somewhere, like Facebook or something because I've never,
I've never received a text.
him so eloquent but I thought that was sweet.
Maybe he just felt it.
He just like, this is my time to say it.
Yeah.
Oh my god.
Did because at the end when they had all the flights, did they have your dad is Cuban?
Did they have the Cuban flag?
Yeah, my mom's Cuban.
My dad's Peruvian.
And yes.
And both were shouted out and the flags were there.
Oh my God.
So they probably really felt it.
I'm not even Latino and I felt it.
I was like, oh, like you know.
Insert Selina, Selina Trish.
I did see a meme.
My dear manna, Trisha, Guadalupe, Paitis.
I did borrow.
It was supposed to be a queen crown today,
but this is a kinseniana crown that I borrowed.
And I do feel a little king's day.
Yeah, which I did feel.
We remember we watched this morning, too.
That's so beautiful, though.
I kind of love when dad's got all the fundamental like that.
I know.
Would you respond?
Nothing.
That was so hard-bought and beautiful.
And it's so true.
Like, you know, I think that's what I've always, like,
I always wish I had, like, some sort of culture to be proud of.
I have nothing.
I have no identity.
And I love it.
I just would love,
I would love to be a part of something one day.
But it was beautiful to see.
I loved it.
It was good.
You just feel it.
We just feel like we watched it again today this morning and glam.
I was like, wow, this is like, you just feel like.
It was very theatrical.
It was giving very like musical theater with like the sets.
Art performance slash history lesson.
Like I learned so much from the history that he explained.
But yeah, it was beautiful too.
I was just into it to art.
It's like, oh, yeah, that's like the person there was like,
like a taco cart and it's like a real LA taco cart
that like he like owns and like this whole thing
and I was like oh yeah like it is
yeah I enjoyed it just as it is
and then when I like was hearing little history facts
I was like I mean not a history fact but I just thought I was kind of gagged
by those bushes moving there were people
yeah because they had no time
so that was the fastest way to do it
that's so smart yeah wait that was so cute why didn't they like show that
I know that is gaggy all then like running out
it's really gaggy I would have gladly been a tree I was gonna say we
kind of missed our calling to be performers
I mean, you did play a tree.
Didn't you play a tree or something in like the one of your childhood plays?
Oh my gosh, yes.
Is it from tuck everlasting?
There's a tree and it had the mouth and was it tuck everlasting or was it a different one?
I was also in the Wizard of Oz.
I was a tree during the crab apple scene.
I did that.
But I do think there was.
Now I remember I was a tree.
And there was, yeah, you actually know better than me.
I can't remember.
It's tuck everlasting of a tree.
I think so.
There's a tree that talks anyways.
It was around that era that we wear that.
I could have been one.
Yeah, my resume.
That's okay to be a tree at the Super Bowl.
That's so cool.
I know.
All of it would have been cool.
I would have loved to have been anyone out there.
Yeah.
So fun.
I know, Darien was in tears watching it.
It was very sweet.
Yeah.
Every one in my family was like very moved by it.
Because I think like the point of it was like unity obviously.
And like I think he represented like every kind of like Latino or Hispanic person.
Like it really was like cross generational.
It was like whether you know you were born and raised in a Latin country or if you like aren't first generation immigrant or
you immigrated yourself, like every
facet of Latino culture
was represented. Obviously, Puerto Rico
with like him and
Ricky Martin, but it kind of
shouted out every country. I thought that
was great. Especially now. I feel like,
obviously now it's like so relevant. So I mean,
it always is. But yeah, it felt
perfectly timed. Yeah.
No, that's right. It is. It is
was like a beautiful thing to watch
and yeah, it's cool.
I like to love it. I was going to say something to it.
You were saying something about your dad.
I saw another meme too.
Zara Larson.
Did you see her story?
I did, yes.
Well, I didn't see.
I saw Trish Gray.
I mean,
I love Zara Lawson.
I follow her.
Yes,
I did see that the meme was being used
when he gave his little gramming.
I'm glad my crying meme can be a part of pop culture and some way.
Sometimes I hate when I'm inserted in such a big moment like this because I don't want
people to think like I'm trying to ins like, because you know,
then the comment's like,
not Trish being here.
You know what I mean?
So I get a little cringe for a minute because I saw there was another one like St.
hoax, which is like a popular meme one.
They also posted it and like love, but then I just know, like I said, once it gets out of my
audience sphere, I'm always a little scare.
I'm always like, because people might think I did it, trying to insert myself.
Not trying to insert myself in this moment.
Loved it.
I think it was beautiful.
And I, I'm happy to witness it.
I don't need to insert my memes in a beautiful Latino moment.
Jimmy was probably so gagged.
Oh, gagged for Gaga.
Or Moodher Gaga.
Moodheragga.
Oh, yeah, I didn't see that one.
She was getting...
She wanted to loop in Agita.
I did kind of love her little Spanish dancing.
Yeah.
I know.
Some people were like, oh my God, why would she be in here?
But, like, that bunny is Little Monster Down.
Like, there have been...
Like, he's just been out on the streets in different eras of, like, Lady Gaga merch,
just, like, in his free time being a little monster.
And I live for that.
Like, across all eras.
Like, he has been about Lady Gaga and has stood on business about Lady Gaga,
across all eras of Gaga.
Oh, I didn't know that about him.
There's all these, like, montages of him in different, like, Lady Gaga shirts.
Like, he lives for her.
He lives for Gaga.
Okay.
I didn't know that.
I guess I was a little unexpected, but I liked it.
I know T.
As a fan of The Joker, I was like, ooh, I love this song.
I love a little, like, it's giving, like, when I did, like, Spanish freaky.
It's like, yeah, maybe that.
Dame de laud, you know, just, like, a little bit like, oh, but it's good.
Like you said, if he's a fan, it gives, like, everybody can vibe.
Tea.
And it's, like, again, I think about, like, unity, having one of the biggest,
like American white pop stars like perform like Latin number also I there was like a whole
commentary it's kind of one of those things where like you can find the symbolism it no matter
how you look at it like some people were saying oh it also could be a commentary about like
having like Latin singers perform at weddings like now having like her jup be the wedding
singer so it's kind of a little bit of a role reversal with that too so I really liked it and I
thought she was having so much fun he was so happy to have her there it was cute it was a good
surprise yeah it looked fun it was just
even Ricky Martin, like I get, of course he's
Border Weekend, of course, but like, you know, you could have
like Jay Luke Reddarder, and I kind of loved to sing
Rick Martin, I'm a Ricky Martin's dance, so I was kind of like
gagged, and I like loved the song. I didn't know it was like this
like traditional song that like everyone knew and I love the
song, I loved his voice. I thought the vocals were giving.
I love the end. I reposted that where it was
the only thing like more powerful than hate is love
which is like kind of very you coded.
You're always like saying that too. Like the only way to combat
hate is love. Not saying it's Moses's
like you always said this. I like that.
I like the unity message. I think that was
great and I think that's what it all was.
He said, God bless America.
Like, it was just perfect for everybody.
Everyone was just, like, all included.
It was a real wedding.
Yeah, it was a real wedding.
Yeah, that was cool.
That's a, people said that, but I don't really understand.
So, like, they were getting married.
Do you think they were already married and they just did the ceremony or like they were
getting married?
Like, they officiated already.
Like, that happened in that moment.
So, like, he was, what's he doing that, like, do you take during the Super Bowl before
they showed it?
The moment they penned to them, it was the I do's and they.
How did they get that gig?
I think what I read was that.
They had like, as a gag and then invited Benito to their wedding because they love him.
And then they were, he reversed it and like invited them to get married.
Yeah.
I hope that's a true story.
I hope so too.
I'd be crazy.
I live for it.
I, well, that.
Because I wonder that.
I was like, wow, how do they get that?
What a cool thing.
And then like Gaga's taking at your wedding and, and Ben.
Yeah, that's crazy.
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It was cool. I like the whole live. I thought it was, I loved that.
It was like a Super Bowl, like, show, you know, it was just giving theatrics.
I just feel like not to whatever the last couple years, but, you know, it's giving
they were giving concerts before.
This was giving like,
you're at a show.
Full production, yeah.
I think too probably
wanting to do extra production
because like obviously he's singing
all in Spanish
but I think you can tell
from the different sets
and like the,
you know,
when he's like on the roof
then he falls through the roof
like kind of showing the story
so even if he don't understand
what he's singing you can all
you can understand
via like context clues
which I think was really effective.
I live,
this is TikTok of Robert Irwin
like living his life.
I like,
you go a little white boy.
Yes.
That was so cute.
You were like, just dancing.
Because that's the thing.
He just danced.
You just feel the vibes.
Alex Earl and the Casita.
What the hell?
Sure.
What the hell?
Sure.
What?
She?
Yes.
Alejandra Earl.
Sure.
Why not?
Wait.
Okay.
Gang.
I love that.
Oh, my God.
The one white girl in Maryland like work.
Yes, he got out of dinner.
No.
Maybe she is.
Maybe there's some linear.
Anyways, we love.
Maybe.
Isn't she from Florida?
Maybe she got a little cute.
been in her. Why not?
What did it?
Gang?
I didn't see that.
That's everything.
I think Christy,
Spillsess, like, kind of, like, went through to figure out how she got there.
And, like, one of Bad Bunny's, like, business partners who co-owns a restaurant in Miami with him is the executive producer of her Alex Earle's Netflix show, her reality show.
So that kind of is what ties her in there, I guess.
Okay.
But it was, you know what?
I was like, why not?
Sure.
If they ask you, might.
I was just saying, yeah.
Okay.
I love it.
Also, she was in Happy Gomore 2.
And Bad Bunny was in Happy Go More 2.
So maybe they crossed past at the press store, you know?
I love it.
Yeah.
Who's going to say no to that?
I was going to say no to a Super Bowl performance, you know?
In the Casita.
She loves sports.
She loves sports.
Yeah.
I do.
The little Casita thing was from his Puerto Rico residency, right?
Yeah.
That's what like Austin Butler was into.
I like it.
I like the body.
for it.
Yeah.
It was funny though because like,
people were also mad at Jessica Alba being in there because she like didn't
really,
people are just mean in general,
I think.
But people like,
oh, she pretended to not be Latina for so long.
Now she wants to be Latina.
I was like,
well,
she also came up in a time without like representation.
Yeah.
And like you had to be more white to get roles.
So that kind of makes sense to me.
But yeah.
Oh,
I didn't know.
So she was like,
she was just like,
I'm not.
I think she kind of played into being like more like racially.
ambiguous, like, early on in her career.
But, I mean, when we were growing up,
there was just, like, literally no, like, representation.
Yeah, you're, like, limited to roles back then.
Yeah.
If you were like, oh, you're just...
Yeah.
Hmm.
I just got a little.
I didn't know she was Latino, but I do love...
I was on a old clip of Christine Aguilera on Rosie O'Donnell,
and she was talking about her being Latina.
And Rosie didn't know.
I didn't, like, fully know either
because she said they wanted to shorten the name
to, like, Christina Aggie or something.
She was, no, I'm proud to be Latina Aguil.
And I was like, oh, I had no idea.
Yeah, I think she's done like Latin music before, too.
She didn't one with Ricky Martin.
Well, maybe, yeah, you're probably no more than I do.
I know she did one with Ricky Martin that I loved, but it was in English, but I still loved.
I love that.
I love finding all this out.
Yeah, I think she had a whole, did she have a whole album?
A little Spanish album.
Yeah, she has like over like 10 songs in Spanish.
Oh.
Yeah.
She's done a lot in Spanish, actually.
Oh.
I had no idea.
Oh, I, of course, I have to mention.
the influencers who are not happy about bad bunny's performance,
the Paul brothers.
Did you see their tweets?
Those diabolical.
I mean, I just, yes, there's really, like, no defending that.
As much as, like, people try.
Like, I just think they're, I just think they're kind of the worst people ever, almost.
Like, right?
Like, I kind of think they're just the worst.
Because you can just say nothing.
Yeah.
Like, you really could just say nothing.
Because, yes.
With Alex Earl Bay and the Casita, I think she's kind of a,
like been a little less political but she has been like she's kind of been out there that she's
like republican um so yeah yeah so but she like still showed and obviously like you there's like shades
of it there's like extreme you know like you and obviously maybe her like mindset has changed but
i kind of like that she was there too because again the whole half time show was about like unity
so that's also showing like look like maybe she felt this way before but also she doesn't even
agree with like ice and everything that's happening, you know?
Yeah, I feel I'm not too tapped into this world, but like even the Joe Rogans of it all
are like this is the obon.
Yeah.
Very much like this is bullshit.
I think everyone can agree on that except for apparently Jake Paul.
Literally.
Which like, yeah.
Because he went out and tweeted purposely turning off the halftime show.
Let's rally together and show big corporations.
They can't just do whatever they want without consequence, which equals viewership for them.
You are the benefit.
Realize you have power to turn off this half time.
A fake American citizen performing.
who publicly hates America.
I cannot support that,
which was, like, just deranged because Puerto Rico is a part of America.
And also there have been literal, like,
non-American citizens perform, like, Coldplay.
Chris Martin is British.
You too.
Yeah, there's been so many people.
It's like, what?
Yeah.
Also, if they watched the show,
they would actually be more in tune to the fact that Puerto Rico was colonized.
Yeah.
For the sugar fields, they don't have power because of us.
their flag like when he had the flag on that's the original flag it's a light blue
America changed their flag to match the blue and red of the American flag
like there's so many things that I learned from the halftime show that they should learn
and also they live in Puerto Rico right what the how are you going to be so uneducated did he yeah
I saw what was the other thing he said that was just like uh Jake Paul yeah he also tweeted
if you don't like ice then don't call 911 when you're in trouble if you don't respect law
enforcement agents then you shouldn't depend on them
Yeah, because those are the people who respond to emergency call.
Like, what are you even talking about?
Kind of the dumbest person in life.
That's what I'm saying, because then he tried to, like, defend himself this morning.
I was like, watching, like, reading his treats this morning and kind of like defending doubling to Anga.
Like, how can you?
Yeah.
Also, you lived in Los Angeles and didn't he live in Calabas?
Do you think those are like English names?
Like, you literally live in Puerto Rico.
You, like, what are you talking about?
It's so bizarre.
Yeah, I don't know.
And then he's like, no, I love, I love bad bunny, but he hates America or something.
It's like, what are you talking about?
It makes no sound.
I mean,
Bad Bunny previously criticized the Paul brothers in a documentary.
And it highlighted like the gentrification and displacement of local Puerto Ricans
because of like wealthy American, wealthy people in America moving to Puerto Rico for like tax reasons.
And obviously kind of a commentary on the Paul brothers.
And Logan on the Philip DeFranco show of all shows in 2020.
who said, I do find a hypocritical because Bad Bunny is a Puerto Rican living in Puerto Rico who
is privately taken advantage of the same tax program that he's publicly condemning.
So they have, I guess, beef going all the way back from like 2021, 2020.
But he's from there.
He's from Puerto Rico.
So it's not the same.
It's not you guys coming from Ohio going out there to get a tax break because you're
having so much money.
Like that's so, which you didn't know nothing about the country you live in.
It's like crazy.
And then Logan, too, like when he was doing, it was at the red carpet for, I guess,
the Raising Cain's party at the Super Bowl.
Logan, are excited for the halftime show?
No.
And someone asked him if he was excited for the halftime show.
He just said no and walked away.
I saw that.
I saw that one.
And the way he said it too.
It's just like, and then he tried to come on Twitter and be like, I don't stand by Jake's thing.
The PR King Colin because the backlash was like too swift.
Again, it's just like a basic.
No, we saw it.
And you can't backtrack something.
People are like, well, you love to say like I've changed.
You can't change in an hour.
That red carpet was right before the red thing.
And then the Twitter, because it's just.
I was like, people change, people change.
I was like, in an hour note, he got his butt handed to him.
Someone's like, no, clean it up real quick because the way he said it is like, I don't,
I don't support this.
And the way he said it too was so smug.
Like, when you watch that red carpet club, like, I, God, because people do love the Paul
Brothers.
And I just, I can't stand that at all.
And you just like, seeing how smug and arrogant they are, you're just like, oh,
like, I just, I can't.
I can't stomach them.
Like, you know, you know that feeling like you feel stuff, right?
Like energy from people.
That, they have, they have a sinister as people say.
you know, and I don't say that often about people or influencers.
I don't know if anyone has sinister energy.
You know what I mean?
Maybe David Duprick.
But aside from that, yeah, like, whatever.
We don't like a lot of people, but they're sinister.
Yeah, there's a dark, sick energy.
And at the very least, the racist.
Like, I mean, that is kind of indisputable at this point because they flat out just, like,
we're saying that the halftime show was un-American and all this stuff because
it's mostly, it was like in Spanish.
That made literally no sense.
It is flat-out racist.
And I'm looking at everyone a little sideways.
if we're still going on that damn impulsive podcast
or you are like are going to be their court
at the Jake Paul boxing matches or whatever
I'm going to look sideways Jeff Wittick
I'm going to look a little sideways
So he goes he's there
He's always at the impulsive
He's at the Paul wedding
He's with that Mike Maylack or whatever
Like I'm going to start looking at everyone
A little sideways now because this is flat out
And Mike Maylack too loves to be woke
And it's like when you're sitting next to someone
Who's like you said just blatantly racist
Racist like actively
Currently shouting it in Twitter
Like actively shouting promoting
talking to all these dumb people that follow you,
and you still sit there and support.
It's like kind of crazy.
And to like not call it out.
And it's like we get it.
Like you're getting that paycheck.
But like you're complicit at some point, right?
Like you are complicit at some point.
And it's just like, yeah.
The thing is that they were doing it before they even watched the halftime show.
Yeah.
Literally.
Like when you watch it, you see that he's celebrating his culture,
which everyone should celebrate their culture.
And we love learning about other cultures,
celebrating their cultures.
And it's not like they went on stage and made just political statements
one after the other.
or they didn't say anything derogatory about other people.
You know what I mean?
Like they really just talked about themselves and their culture.
If they went out and said like, you know, oh, go disrespect the police.
Go disrespect.
Like they never said that.
And the Paul Barre just assumed that because somebody spoke Spanish.
Literally.
So that just shows where the problem is right now.
And I was like super at the end.
I mean, literally was calling out all the countries and saying like, God bless America.
Like he was just going probably like everybody like.
He was saying America is big.
But to say something like.
American mean someone would be like, you know,
America or whatever.
And it's like, nobody was like.
No, it was very loving like the whole.
Like the whole thing was.
Yeah.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't, but.
Yeah.
Jake Paul just.
But Bad Bunny did officially have the most viewed Super Bowl half time in history with
135.
4 million,
which is amazing.
I mean,
he is the biggest artist in the world.
So like I knew it was going to happen.
But it's just so funny that Jake Paul is like,
let's come on everybody.
Let's.
Show him.
Okay, really, little dummy, because look at your influence.
Flop.
Yeah.
135.4.
Like, you're just so dumb.
Just so dumb.
Like, I guess, is anyone, like, you said, there are people that are still, like,
friends with them and, like, support them and, like, hang out with that.
It's, like, it is kind of, like, wild that people still stand by them.
Like, I get it.
Like, there's, like, half the country that's, like, okay, but, like, are they really following,
like, Jake Paul?
Like, because he's just not smart about anything.
Like, it just has no input.
And if there's literally, again, like you said, if there's people who are in your political
party who like also like disagree and aren't okay with it then that should kind of be a little bit
of a wake up call to you like all because you like identify as republican doesn't mean you have to
co-sign every extreme thing you know like you can just know what is like a human rights violation
like just basic human rights and have empathy for people and still identifies republicic republican doesn't
mean you have to like be pro deportating deporting everybody you know so and the way they're like
handling everybody.
Yeah.
Just literally killing people just like randomly on the street.
Yeah,
I saw something at the VM,
was,
or the Grammys, too.
There was like a video of like two women that were like making fun of like
Billy Elish when she was talking.
And I'm like,
to post something like that to like record yourselves doing it and then post it like,
like who is,
nobody's siding with you.
Like who are they making it for?
Like you said like nobody's on that.
I mean, most people unless you're like sinister.
It's like what, you know, like, why would you do that?
Like, I don't know.
People are just literally so dumb.
And they like, and then you know,
You know they're so done that they don't even like understand anything.
They probably don't even know anything that's happening, like what ice is.
Like you know what I mean?
They're probably just repeating something here.
I don't know.
Like they just all seem so.
It's kind of.
Hmm.
Scary.
Mm-hmm.
Twitter's spooky.
That's why I got a, my Twitter is all these people because I saw that one about the Grammys too on there.
And I'm just like, this feels a little demonic.
I know T.
I have to take breaks from Twitter sometimes because it's like obviously.
I feel like my FYB has a lot of people like,
clocking it, but it's also like, at some point I'm like, I've reached my limit of like being
exposed to like dubious sinister people. I don't know how much more I can take.
Mine is like, yeah, same. I feel like not interested, but like mine will be that.
Like, the other half time, I don't know what it was. Some kid rock was on my time.
And I'm like, what the fuck is this? And it's just like so weird.
Like I'm like, why am I on this side of Twitter when I'm clearly, I'm not searching.
I can show you guys my Twitter search. It's Matthew Morrison. Like it's not this. And I'm like,
why is this popping up? Like, it's so.
so spooky.
It is spooky.
And I'm like, okay, well.
I know.
Also, but my FYP
it was a lot of puppy bowl content, too,
which I did appreciate it.
Oh.
I did live for a puppy bowl.
It's like the Animal Planet Super Bowl,
where they have puppies play football.
How?
How do they catch it?
How do they throw it?
They just put them in this little, like,
stadium.
It's like a, you know,
almost like a baby-sized stadium.
And they just put a little ball,
in there and then just kind of run around and play with the and play with the toys it's so cute one well they had um
it's kind of sad they had one like a special needs puppy play um uh what was her name her name was
tegan it was she's so cute she like all the other puppies were like almost made me cry because all the
other puppies were playing with her but she like needed um almost like a wheelchair kind of thing
you can kind of see her here these little wheelchairs her puppies like look at her
her.
I know.
And she did win.
She was on the one team, Teigen,
but then she did pass away after they filmed it,
which was so sad.
Last night? It was filmed a while ago,
like a couple months ago.
I think two months ago she passed away of pneumonia.
Poor thing.
But I love that she got to play and be highlighted
and all the other dogs were so accepting of her.
It was like the sweetest thing I've ever seen in my life.
I know.
Do you think it was because of the game?
What?
No.
No, I think she just like,
I think she just,
was not going to have like a long life regardless because of all her.
Oh my gosh.
Yeah, everything that she was going.
Oh, my gosh.
Yeah.
Did they air like in memory of?
Yeah.
They like really celebrated her,
which I thought was very sweet.
I love the puppy bowl.
There's also a kiddie bowl,
but I don't know if there's any disabled kittens.
I just know that.
Okay.
Do they have that do?
I don't know what the ratings,
but I don't think they were 135.4 million like bad bunny.
Imagine the kitten bowl with even more viewers than bad bunny.
That's probably where Jake Paul was tuning in.
He was watching the...
What a weirdo.
Did he actually do that, too?
Like, could you imagine to be, like,
everyone turned this off right now?
He's so...
I know.
The damage control the morning after is, like, deranged.
Like, girl, we saw the tweets
live and in color last night.
Like, what?
And he didn't delete him, right?
He just, like, corrected him.
Yeah, he was like, um,
I also think we should all love everybody.
Like, what?
Yeah, you know what?
Someone needs to PR his asses.
Because didn't his girlfriend just win, like,
the gold medal?
in the Olympic.
And it's like, like, your fiance
is literally a gold medalist,
like Olympic, like champion.
She's an athlete.
She has all this thing.
Like, how embarrassing.
Like, that's what, like,
when I got with Moses,
like, my number one thing was like,
let me not embarrass, like my partner.
You know what I mean?
Like, like, trolling, whatever.
I was like, I just need to not embarrass them
because it's like, it reflects because not,
like, I look at that person sideways.
I'm like, how are you just like this Olympic athlete,
beautiful, strong, like so much dedication.
And your, your fiancee is just,
it was most,
I'd be like, taking that phone away.
I'd be, like, deleting.
everything. I'd be like, what the fuck? Apologize. Like, whatever. Like, it's actually so insane.
Like, it's actually so insane to me that, like, people are around him. People want to marry him.
And they're not like, hey, that's not cool. Especially because she is from a different country, right?
Like, don't you think she'd be the first to be like, she, I forgot which country she's from.
The Netherlands. Yeah. She represents, like, the Netherlands. Like, she should be the first to be, like,
hey, the world is full of other people outside of America. That is crazy.
Yeah, and I just don't understand, like, that logic at all that no one is around him, like, just telling him, like, you're a dumb.
And, like, sometimes you just, like, need to be told that.
I don't know.
Don't embarrass your partner.
Don't embarrass your future kids by saying stupid shit because it's just dumb.
And you sound dumb.
Well, we watched it.
We watched a halftime show.
We don't watch anything else.
Nina Agdahl is also an immigrant.
She's from Denmark.
What are you?
And married to Logan Ball.
Or, yeah, married to Logan Ball.
What?
That was crazy.
Not to mention every one of her
co-workers on the Victoria Hickrott fashion show.
You think Giselle Bunchin?
It was like, what?
Right.
Maybe they do.
They're probably so, like, dumb.
Like, well, she speaks English.
She might be like, I don't know.
So weird.
So freaking weird.
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Hmm. Also, everyone was talking about the Super Bowl commercials this year being so deranged. Like, everything was kind of deranged about it outside of the halftime show.
We really? Okay. Why do I was like, they kind of ate this year. I think I was on Twitter last night, everyone. I was tweeting up. Do you my tweets?
I think of you when I tweet sometimes.
You know what's so bad.
I deleted my Twitter app for my phone Saturday night because I'm like, I just need to break.
And then after the halftime show, Darien was scrolling on Twitter and I was like looking over
his shoulder like, what's going on over there?
And then I downloaded it again.
I lasted like 12 hours because I needed to be back in the know.
And the first thing I saw was your tweets.
You're like, bad bunny, more like good bunny.
Loved it.
Woo-woo.
I mean, that was pretty good.
I might be the first to say that, right?
Elmo copied you.
Elmo copied you after and said, bad bunny.
More like good bunny.
No.
Did you look up the time stance?
Was it after me?
I guess I should back check myself.
Wait, that's crazy.
Because I really had never heard anyone say that.
I was like, wait, this is kind of clever.
Because I was like, he's kind of good.
Good.
And I'm like, a good bunny.
Like that was, I thought that was so clever.
Oh, my God.
Oh my God.
Oh, that'd be crazy if Elmo copied me.
Okay, 5.51 p.m.
Let's see what, what time Elmo did it.
He's known to do that.
He's known to do that.
No.
535 p.
Wow.
Down.
So you were, yeah, you were just 16 minutes after.
I did not follow.
Damn.
Oh my God.
That would have been so crazy.
I did not have happy.
You guys are in the same wavelength.
But does happen sometimes.
Yeah, me and Elmo.
That's, okay.
That one kind of, yeah.
I like Twitter when it's like active and I'm just like, oh, I like, when I scroll and I see like
something I want to comment on.
I'm like, oh, okay, now I have thoughts coming through me.
And so I have had a lot of thoughts last night.
And I just was like, let me just tweet.
And there was a commercial.
That's why I thought of it because there's, I was seeing all the commercials on there.
And I saw the like Duncan one with like Jennifer Aniston.
And I was like, oh, like, I hate.
everything about that commercial but I loved it like I felt like I just felt because I was like old I just felt like oh because it was like the little one from Seinfeld the chubby one he was on there as his character everyone was their character so I was like I'm sorry I don't know their names but it's like George right from Seinfeld it was like um who's erkel and joey from friend yeah Ben Affleck was somebody maybe just the character he was something yeah he was something yeah everyone was like their character and I was giving nostalgia vibe so I was like oh I kind of love this and that's like I
it's like nostalgic or whatever.
Tom Brady, I think, was in it at the end.
Yeah, a little, the AI de-aging was just a little.
Oh, was that what was happening?
It was a little scary.
Yeah, it was a little uncanny valley for me.
For everybody?
I guess they must have agreed to allow themselves to be like.
Everybody was?
Yeah.
I mean, don't you find it all?
They looked like they were the same character from like 40 years ago, 30 years ago,
20 years ago.
Wow.
They got me.
Because they did look kind of good.
Well, you also fall for those AI babies and stuff.
So I don't know.
I do love AI babies that eat themselves.
Yeah, especially the one George from Seinfeld, Jason Alexander.
He did look very suspicious.
So does that mean AI just took them or was it them and they kind of digitize their face?
That's what I'm trying to figure out to.
I read that they were a, it was done AI though.
Oh, so they completely.
That's what I read.
Because he looked.
Did you see George from Seinfeld?
Like it looked just like it because he's like standing by the counter and it looks just like him
from Seinfeld and I was like, God, he looks pretty good.
Because you can de-age like through, like, almost like a CGI kind of thing.
Like they've de-aged before.
Yeah, John Goodman did that in Righteous Jumpstones.
They de-aged him.
Yeah.
I think what I read allegedly was it was AI.
I guess let me fact check.
Because even like Jaliel White, who plays Urquil.
Like he, I mean, he looks good, but he looked like a 16-year-old kid again.
And I was like, hmm, okay, that makes sense.
Definitely.
But the advantage is they have the real actors working with them so they can dub
the audio and do the sound so it feels more real.
Okay, but Joey looked a little bit old.
Like, he looked a little bloated.
Maybe they chose.
He had like a bad wig on.
So maybe they just de-hed his face.
I'm so curious.
I liked it, but I am.
Yeah, there's, it was, you know,
people were saying it's AI generated in different, like, articles.
I don't think Duncan has said specifically, though.
So I guess alleged AI for now.
Either that or they had really good surgeons, all of them.
Tom Brady does look like he's had some work done allegedly in my opinion.
Oh, Tom Brady looks pickled for sure.
Pickled boots.
Pickled better than chopped.
Is it a little better?
Honestly, see, would you rather be pickled or chopped?
I don't know.
A chopped pickle.
I don't know either.
You know?
I think...
I'd personally rather be pickled, I guess, if I had to choose.
Yeah, but I'd be chopped sounds a little.
Yeah.
mundane.
But a lot of ads are like just...
everything from what i saw it was like
AI AI can make your job better you suck at your job just use AI diva you want to be able to
you know write that report use AI want to find your dog use AI hey fatty why don't you take
this injection to get skinny you're sick and nasty and fat get skinny want to use AI to get
skinny it was like so many ads yeah and weight loss ads oh yes it was oh last night there was
AI ads?
Yeah.
Why isn't you
though?
That's how weight loss.
There was like a chat
GBT one.
There was really
for like ring
camera where it's like
we can
they angled it as like
if you lose your dog
we can use AI
from and use everyone
in your neighborhood's
ring camera to find your dog
which is kind of spooky
because then it's like
okay so you can use
everyone's ring camera
basically allowing them
yeah
to use your cameras
24 seven all the time
yeah
so they can surveil the streets
and everyone
well that's bad
I mean it seems
like it could be good because of yeah because yeah but we have that
that we have that people do post i always see on ring you know that's my dog
cat have you seen it but here because that means also they'll use a certain kind of
fast recognition to find your dog or cat or and they can use that maliciously but yeah the ads were
more disturbing than the halftime show the ads were why don't i like the ads yesterday what other
thing was disturbing okay yeah that's that but i didn't see that one um i like the jake the state farm
Jake from State Farm.
Well, just because it was literally
the, as if I was in the writer's room
for that commercial, because it was
Haley Steinfeld in Katzai
starring in the commercial.
Oh, okay, but, okay.
And that was like, this is kind of Oscar-Cola.
I love that you said that.
To me, the starring would have been Danny McBride
from Righteous and that was commercials.
He was in the State Farm commercial?
He was like the lead singer.
He was singing the living on a pair song.
He was like, the star.
I mean, love Katzai, but like they were in a...
Ten seconds.
I know.
Like a second.
Like probably like literally a four count.
Yeah, like.
And I saw the full dance that they did.
And I was like, why do they not give more of that?
I don't see.
I love Danny McBride, but I do think Katzai is probably the bigger star.
I don't know the other actress, but Katzai is the biggest in the world right now.
Why would they not give them the whole thing?
Oscar nominee Haley Seinfeld, but yeah.
Oh, congrats.
Starring in the historic Academy Award acclaimed sinners.
But yeah.
Good for her.
She sounds so familiar.
She was pitch perfect, you said?
Pitch perfect.
Yeah, true great.
But not like the third one or something.
She was the third one, yes.
I didn't ever saw it.
But, yeah.
And she's a local to the Konejo Valley.
She lives.
No way.
She's down the street, yeah.
You know what?
I did feel a little bilingual when I saw it had Konejo on the market.
And I was like, that means bunny.
Because we have a lot of bunnies here.
There are bunnies.
It's everywhere.
The concept of like Jake Paul living in a life
for so much of his life
where literally every city,
every town is in Spanish.
Every San Francisco,
Los Angeles.
Santa Monica.
Los Angeles.
Like there's just like no place that's not.
San Diego all that like.
Baselang and Puerto Rico.
Literally.
I really feel like they shouldn't be deported out of Puerto Rico
if you don't know that.
Like if you don't even know where you're living
and like what it's about,
like I don't think you should be there.
You know what I mean?
Like, send them back to Ohio.
I want to see how they thrive back in Cleveland.
Love Cleveland.
They're not really from Cleveland.
They're from like a different part of Cleveland, but or Ohio.
But anyway, they're just, they're so annoying.
And Jake Paul's former boxing competitor, Mike Tyson's ad for Maha.
You saw that?
This killed me.
From Maha.
What's Maha?
I would love to be in it.
Okay.
What I don't know.
Okay.
I don't know what Maha.
I love a name.
It's make America healthy again.
Oh.
And it does.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
It is, I love that it is becoming a meme and like a TikTok trend now because it, the ad was so deranged.
It was Mike Tyson talking about, uh, his weight loss.
And, um, he said, I talking about, uh, being overweight.
The direct quote is, I was so fat and nasty.
I would eat anything.
I was like 345 pounds.
A quarter of ice cream every hour.
I had so much self-hate that I wanted to kill myself.
My sister's name is Denise.
She died of obesity at the age of 25.
She had a heart attack.
And he's saying all this while taking a bite out of an apple.
And it's all in black and white.
And it's all...
It is a choice, not to be sure.
Yeah.
And he said, we're the most powerful country of the world.
And we have the most obese, fudgy people.
Fudgy.
Fudgy.
Something has to be done.
about processed food in this country.
And then he said,
processed food kills,
flashed across the screen.
And it was paid for by the Maha Center,
an advocacy group led by RFK Jr.
RFK.
We'll just leave that there.
I'm so confused, but.
And it's like the new,
it's like a government agency led by RFK Jr.
to make America healthy.
What?
Maha is a crazy, like, way to shorten it.
Because it's like, it reminds me of the Amanda show.
I don't know if you remember, but like...
Yeah, Maha.
Yes, that's what it gives.
Yeah, me too.
So weird.
A weird person to be the face of it.
Yeah.
There's just so many people have gotten, like, healthy that look great, that act great, act
accordingly.
You know, there's just like so many people.
It's just that weird toys.
I don't understand.
They had to have been better spokespeople, for sure.
Yeah.
But maybe they didn't want to be associated with, like, the administration, I suppose.
I mean.
I guess.
There has to be a fat conservative that healthy.
Maybe there hasn't been RIP Rush Limbaal, you know?
It's like there hasn't been.
Someone needed to be the face of that, not Mike Tyson.
Yes.
Oh, that's crazy.
It was crazy.
Maybe I could lose some weight and I could be the face of not something else, a different movement.
Love the idea.
The execution warning is crazy.
Yeah.
Just nuts.
I guess there wasn't like a lot of like, I don't know.
There was a Benson Boom commercial that was funny.
He was doing a lot of flips.
With Ben Stiller.
Yes.
That was kind of fine.
Someone asked me to open for Benson Boom, but I don't know if it's real.
I was telling Moses.
I'm like, I think we have August open.
I would die.
A different country, but yeah.
Should we go out and edit every time.
time Moses has slandered Benson Boone.
They didn't ask me to open for him.
Suddenly 100 episodes are missing.
Just for the record, I've always loved Benz and Boone.
I love him.
For the record, it was all about safety of our children.
We never...
I will flip all day, no safety net needed.
Oh, my God.
I...
Yeah.
Anyways, it might happen, but we'll see.
That's not...
I don't know if Benson Boone knows.
I just...
The touring people were like,
oh, we might need an opener for Benz and Boone
in this particular...
country and I was like I would be available. Oh my God, I would
scream. I would scream too. I think it'd be really fun but
Moon be my scream
the blue jeans. I gotta love. I like Benson Boone.
I like Benson Boone. I think he's like
Harry Styles light, less, actually they said
no, let me not go too deep into the woods but they said he was
less expensive than like a Charlie Puth which is interesting to me.
Oh. I don't know if this is true. Maybe I should stop talking.
They're just telling me on the background in front. This all is like
alleged to the people are trying to do. Like, yeah.
It could be, maybe not a scam, but it's like, you know, telephone.
But maybe a scam.
Who knows?
But you want to open for Benz, boom?
I'm like, yeah.
I live for Benson Boone, actually, I think.
Yeah.
He seems sweet.
He does.
He seems fine.
The people, people on Twitter, I've been saying, like, since Harry Styles, like,
announces come back, he stopped tucking, like, in his little jumpsuits.
Now it's just, like, he's bulging out.
Did he talk before?
I think he tried to, like, you know, keep it a little bit more modest.
now he's bulges just prince.
Add d'nizance is in the jumpsuit.
So I'll be front row.
I'll come with you.
Yeah.
Do we love a dick print?
Okay.
At first I was like,
I don't know if that's okay.
Yeah, why not?
We all live for a guy.
You know what?
You're right.
I would be like,
oh, maybe a little much,
but I do think genitals are just generalized.
It should not be sexualized.
Genitals are not a podcast.
Me and Benson Poon.
Just genitals.
What can be hanging out today?
And we're just like bottomless and topless,
as we should be.
Well, bottomless is a little crazy because that's the like,
those are this.
sex organs.
That reminds me.
There was a streaker at the Super Bowl.
And honestly, at the headline, I was like, I clicked.
I clicked really quick.
And then he was in sweatpants and just shirtless.
And I was like, what happened to like actual streaking?
Oh, yeah.
That's crazy.
At first I was like, let's have it all out.
But I'm like, I guess kids were there.
But I'm like, at least undies, right?
Like, at least undies.
How interesting.
Maybe you catch less of a case if it's clothed.
Like you're just there for it.
Maybe it's just like a misdemeanor instead of a max demeanor.
What is the other one?
What is it called?
when you're commit a bigger crime what is that felony yes well i knew it was like so maybe it's lesser
you know maybe you don't get charges it did have fatale you did that remember him where do you go
in prison maybe i don't know did not i think something allegedly yes possibly allegedly yeah yeah
yeah he was in thailand in prison he just got out he just got out what what did he do
disturbing the peace of people yeah don't do it over in asia that's like the worst countries to do that
like people just being so great here they're way too lenient that's my only criticism of a lot of
christmas but one of the main when i run for congress is they're a little too lenient like you should
i think it's like singapore if you spit gum on the floor you go to prison and it's like they should do that here
yeah yeah obviously like that's crazy like you said streaking and it's like disruption and it's like
what are you doing because pranks will be illegal they should pranks oh pranks i love pranks to be illegal
I, all those bullshit channels were.
I'm glad they're all gone.
The Sam Peppers, the prank versus prank.
Like, they were just so dumb.
I mean, love Gina.
Everyone else was.
He got tackled by a player on the Patriots.
But I guess he did the guy who did this allegedly was revealed to be someone by the name of Alex Gonzalez.
He's a alleged repeat offender because they say he's been identified.
I don't know if it's been a lot of outlets are reporting, but there's, it could maybe be a missed identity.
but it looks like it's the same guy.
But he did it back in 2021, and he's like a day trader.
So that's the annoying thing.
Like he streaked and then he'll pay a $42,000 fine,
but then it's like a gambling thing.
So like if someone streaks, you get $100,000 or whatever.
So he went and was a streaker, but then he profits off of it because someone streaked.
So it's kind of like corrupt.
That's what's like prison.
Yeah.
Prison, honey.
Yes.
Yeah.
Absolutely.
What do you mean?
That is.
That's literally like, steep.
dealing embezzling like all of it like that's crazy i know it's insider trading inside you're
that's wild and if you're gonna do it like don't be weak sauce yeah get in your skivies or something
streaked it out i want to sprit i'm gonna streak why not that's your new podcast that's my platform
10% it's pro yeah it's a good name i like it i am pro i should you know because it must be
uncomfortable to talk it must be uncomfortable to keep it up in there just like boobs it's like
uncomfortable being abroad. It's like you just want to let them fly, you know, as you should let
the pendage in between legs. It's are crazy though, especially like in real life. Sometimes
you're just like, okay, it's a lot. You know, like it's a lot, but that's fine. We need to get
used to it. It's because society has taught us that it's a lot. When in reality, Adam and Eve and all
the cavemen, they probably were just running around naked. Who do you think was the first generation
of clothing? Like, which era? Oh, that's a great question. Like, who was like we should cover our
genitals.
Was it the cave people?
Maybe with a little,
little clon.
Yeah,
little saber to
it's probably the first
pelt.
Probably the first winter.
Oh.
The shrinkage and all that.
Yeah.
Yeah.
They just didn't want to show.
It was cold.
That is crazy.
When you think about someone being like,
we should wear clothes.
I wonder when,
when in history became like impressive to have like bigger boobs and a bigger
schlong?
Like, when did that?
Right.
Because like scientifically.
it doesn't matter the size.
You know what I mean?
Of course.
There's no actual benefit,
but then it became a thing.
Like when did that happen?
So interesting.
What came first?
The bigger boobs of a bigger swung?
Who was like,
ooh,
that's impressive.
Yeah.
I would assume boobs because maybe
they associate that with like milking
and like the boob.
A penis big,
like you said,
scientifically doesn't prove much.
Yeah,
because you could still get the job done.
Yes.
We used to be about fertility.
It used to be like a symbol of fertility.
Right.
That's what we're saying about the boobs, but not the penis.
Because like all the old sculptures, they would have extremely large genitalia.
Oh.
No, that one that like Michelangelo, another one.
Before those, like really old ones.
But it used to be, I mean, if you were big in general, that means you were royalty because you could eat food and fat and you didn't have to work hard.
Why are you looking at me when you said?
Because you're the host.
You were staring.
You literally dead-eyed me, though.
You're like,
royalty was fat.
That should be your Super Bowl at.
Like right after the Mike Tyson.
State that.
We need a little thickness.
Don't get too skinny on that OZepic.
Big girls are boys' best men.
Ooh.
Yeah.
What would that be for?
Like Wingstop or something at Wingstop yesterday.
So I was thinking about that.
You had Wingstop yesterday?
I always have Wingstop and Papa John's on Super Bowl Day.
Well, don't.
It took two hours.
to get to my house.
Oh, mama.
You have to order that in advance.
Like, I woke up in the morning and I was like, let me order and then you have to select
a pickup time.
Super Bowl is like wing stops Thanksgiving.
Like, it's the equivalent.
You can't just show up to a wing stop and be like, can I have some wings?
No, you got to be prepared.
Because it came from like 40 minutes away.
There's one down the street.
This one came from like 40 minutes away.
It took two hours soon.
Moses was already eating his sushi always takes so long.
I was like, Super Bowl, I know what people are not eating.
Sushi.
Yeah, that's smart.
Usually it takes like an hour.
And that took like 30 minutes and I was like annoyed.
Like I wasn't even like actually that hungry.
I was just like wanting to like eat something.
And then I was like, where is mine?
It was taking so long.
Interesting.
Okay, well, I didn't know.
Wingstop was placed.
I thought maybe Buffalo Wild Wings.
Hooters is that so wrong?
Like 10 a.m.
I placed my order.
And the earliest pickup time at even though I woke up early was like 4.30 p.m.
Because pickoff is at 3.30.
So I guess like two to three is probably the most is their busiest time.
And then you go to it and you can't even enter the building.
They have they blocked off.
They're like, what's your order name?
And then they have to give them the name.
Oh, why did you go pick it up?
Yeah, I went to pick it up.
Because ours, like, usually in the Wingstop app, you can, like, get it delivered.
But they, like, literally, all the Wingstops in our area, they shut it off.
Like, you can only do carry out.
It's serious.
So I got it down to a science now because I've been through the Gambit.
But this is why you're one of my favorite people because same.
Like, I love that you prepare at 10 a.m.
Because it was, like, 5.30 p.m.
And I had it for Moses.
I'm like, I'm waiting for him to order.
I'm just like, I ordered.
I'm ordering.
And then you were, like, ordering at the same time.
I was like, okay, because I was like...
I was like, Dary and I'd be like,
you need to tell me right now the flavors you want
because he had to go to work.
I was like, I need to know right now the flavors
because I need to place this order.
Yes, that's how I was.
All day, I was preparing for this moment.
I was like, just so you know,
I'm wearing a wing stop,
so whatever you're going to get, let me know
so we can order around the same time
so our food arrives.
But the problem was we were ordering at the same time
and then his came so quickly
and mine took literally two hours to get.
And the game was over,
but I had my head my name up.
I knew who won.
I was like, well, I'll just talk about,
guess who won.
I was ready to like watch it, eat it, get really into.
What kind did you get?
I did Hawaiian and garlic parmesan.
I did Hawaiian.
I did mild and I did the hot honey rub, which was really good.
Daryon did the mild and the Lakers, Lakers garlic one.
I have no idea.
I guess it's a special flavor.
I don't know.
Although all of a sudden he thought, he pretended to be like a wingstop hater.
He's like, is there anywhere else we can get wings from?
I was like, no, we're having wing stop.
What?
Yeah, wind stop is where you have?
Because you get the bonus or did you get the bonus?
I love a boneless.
He got the bone in.
Yeah, I was like, I thought you were going to get the bone in.
I was like, I always get boneless.
Why would I get the bone in?
I do love bone in, like KFC.
When I imagine wings, I think about wings, like the actual wing.
Yeah, you're like, no, no bone.
Did you try one?
Did you have one?
I had a bite of one.
Which one?
You like the fries.
The one that looked kind of plain.
The fries were great.
I got the plain ones for the girls, but they weren't too into that.
They loved the little baby corns.
Elvis ate.
Oh, those too.
Yeah, you get seasoning.
I got the parmesan seasoning.
I got the time.
how it comes, the Cajun seasoning, and then they got
plain, and Elvis ate all.
And there's five little ones besides. Those ponds are good.
Oh, they are? They're just like the good size. They're so flavorful.
I would order again, just for those.
The fries were really good.
The seasoned fries.
The season fries. Do you get dipping sauce?
I saw that you began your ranch journey.
That was the big news.
Well, that was my whole TikTok. I told Moses, I was like, I'm doing this for the ranch.
There was chaos when I added a lot out, but there was so much chaos happening right
when I'm about to take a first bite of the ranch and just chaos.
ass all over the place. I'm like, okay. So I was like,
it was about 10 minutes before I took the first bite. I was really
trying to like get that first bite on camera. It turned
out good, but it was a little chaotic. It's like
the time when I was going to bed and everyone's like a little sleepy
and everyone's eating. It's just like a lot. But
I try the ranch. You do ranch?
Yeah. Actually, Darien's exact quote
when I showed him that he's not on Twitter.
The news broke on Twitter about
you not having ranch before. And he
read that tweet and he said
prison.
He thought because he loves
he loves addressing.
He's saying he literally with anything he'll have ranch or any kind of dressing.
Whenever he has a salad, like I can't even throw away the little like thing that dressing comes in
because he will lick it clean after he has a salad.
Like he loves sauce that much of any kind.
So the concept of you never having ranch like he was guffod.
Ranch is diabolical though because I like a sweet and sour sometimes out.
Like I understand it.
I prefer plates.
I like to just have the taste of the nugget.
I get like sauces enhancing it.
Ranch.
is literally like sour, vomit, milk.
Like, it's just, like, so crazy.
It tasted like a cooler ranch Dorito
that's been sitting out for decades.
Like, it just tasted so crazy.
And then the texture is the texture, right?
It's like white and cream,
and just, like, all that is something I do not want.
It feels like I got stuck in my throat.
It felt offensive to my taste, buts.
It felt so, and people love it.
Okay, specifically cancers.
I think, I'm not going to bring it up,
but Shane, Tana.
I'm not, like, I can be fine with.
ranch Darien is the ranch like Stan.
People do love ranch.
If you love ranch, he's a tourist.
Pizza.
Oh, Torres.
He will,
he has to have ranch with his pizza as well.
I can be fine.
I could eat a plane,
but he has to have it.
Which is so weird.
Like I would never imagine
wrench when I order a pizza.
You never had a ranch either.
I don't even try it.
Like I don't.
See,
that people haven't had ranch.
It's crazy.
Tana loves it.
She'll have ranch on everything too.
And I'm just like,
I can't do it.
I don't know.
I guess there's just like two different people
in this world that people like the ranch
people don't but like you like it you just not like ranch ketchup is like for like a chicken
nugget or whatever is always my go-to I'm not opposed to a chicken nugget like like a chicken
tender I have it with ketchup really yeah fries with ketchup barian is he he he can't even smell
ketchup because he'll get sick like yeah that's me that's mad that's manch he's like he's like
yeah that's crazy because ranch is so a foul I know you would think right yeah
ketchup though is ketchup is a little crazy my apple loves ketchup so shy I like put the ketchup on him
like and then I was eating it in front of my kids so you don't want to teach your kids but that's like what I wanted to do it was like I was swallowing it I was like oh like it was taking all my mic and literally I was like right next to me now who's like watching me do it and I'm like okay let me just try and chew this and I'm like it's great it's try new things like it's oh my god that was foul I wish I could spit it out and I um do you like cane sauce for like raising canes no oh okay it works is that it's that it's it's it's it's
It is a little ranchy.
It's kind of a thousand island mixed with the range.
Okay.
So it's more like Thousand Island.
Like the In and Out.
That's a little bit.
Actually,
that is strong even.
Yeah.
That's not bad.
I don't like it.
I do not like it.
It's not bad.
I can stomach it.
But those are more like ketchup mixed with mayo.
Yeah.
And then little hints of other things.
It's not that close to that ranch is more.
It's strong.
Ranch is stronger than.
We have a bedazzled Hidden Valley Ranch up there.
I have no idea why.
That's been up there for so long.
No one in this house.
House Eats Ranch.
I don't know why I wanted it bedazzled,
but I guess I was like,
it sounds like somebody who would sponsor.
It was for something.
Yeah, not for me.
I hate it.
Would you have gone to the Super Bowl?
Had you been invited?
No, I was thinking about that
because I saw everyone in the Raising Keynes suite,
which is crazy.
Wait, who was all that?
I just saw Alex Girl.
It was a cute sweatshers.
She had a Raising Canes Super Bowl sweatshirt
was pretty cute.
I think.
Who else was there?
Logan Paul.
Oh, he was there at the.
invited via raising canes.
And he's at the Super Bowl?
Yeah.
That's where he had that quote about the halftime show was at the Super Bowl, like red carpet.
Did he turn around when the show was on?
What did he do?
Exactly.
What a weirdo.
So weird.
What a loser?
Like honestly, like should not have been allowed in.
That's actually so crazy.
What do you mean?
Like I literally thought it was like a turning point thing or something like that.
Like I didn't think he was there.
That's crazy.
So he was like walking into the Super Bowl.
Yes.
And he was excited for a bad buddy.
And he's like, no.
Yeah.
What the f***?
Crazy.
You're so weird.
Oh my God, that's actually great.
I really thought he was at like a different event or something.
That's so insane.
No, yeah, everyone was in the Raising Cains like sweet.
It was Logan Paul, Cardi B, Alex Earl, Flavor Flabe, Kevin Costner.
Okay.
Yeah.
McKenna Grace, sweetie.
Oh.
Everyone was there.
Oh, my God.
I would have actually like loved to have been in that Raising Canes.
The Raising Cains.
It would have made more sense for you to be.
It's always the people who like actually eat the food don't get the invites.
is crazy.
Emma Roberts.
When was the last time Emma Roberts had Raising Keynes?
Yeah, I want to see her eating Raising Key.
Barbara Palvin.
Like, come on now.
Oh my God.
Do they have like free chicken tenders too?
That's not fair.
Don't give it to people who are not eating those chicken tenders.
That's so not fair.
That's so not fair.
I'm so mad.
Oh, because they have the best sweet tea.
I am obsessed.
I am an obsessed Raising Keynes person.
They just opened one on sunset right across from the Chick-fil-A.
And I go there every time.
And you know you can get extra Texas toast.
I always get five Texas toasts.
They're so good.
They're warm and,
flattery and they gag for me at that one when I go through the drive-thru. I always get there at 10 a.m.
because that's when they open and they always are so gagged to see me. You need to tell them
put in a good word and you know get you at these invites. Well, can I tell you when no one was like
no brands like I wasn't working with a lot of brands like Raising Cains. Like Raising Cains,
wasn't the Super Bowl baby when we went down to the Raising Cains promo?
I feel like it was Super Bowl Sunday. Yeah, when we went to the store. Before they
started working with influencers like in 2023, I was like down there like working at the Raising Cains. I don't know
wear someone in Orange County or Escondido or something like that.
It's possible because I remember it was early in the day and we thought it's going to be chaotic and
crazy then.
Yeah, like it was open at like 8 a.m for us to go in there and they made us all the food.
They really did treat us so good.
I got to work the register.
This was like before they were like letting anyone do it.
You guys, Razie Caney really fumbled it.
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We would love to be that because it is so good.
There's one.
coming down in T.O.
Because there's one in Oxnard, but there's one
coming down the street by Whole Foods. It sucks.
They're spreading around. Spreading the good word
of Lady King's, yep.
That's really, really good. But
that box is diabolical. Whoever came up with
that, we love Alex Charles Shore.
You love McKenna Grace. I love McKenna Grace,
yeah. Fine. Yeah.
Everyone else. They kind of just lost him
Kevin Gossner and Logan Paul. Wait, why is Kevin Cossner
dubious? I love him. I think so, right?
I kind of get my white man confused, though.
Well, I guess to be assumed, yes.
probably is
Oh actually maybe not
Maybe he's problematic
Yeah I like him
I don't know maybe
Okay yeah work
He looks like he could be
Yeah I think the name sounds like
Like I think because he's old and white
I'm like I just kind of assume but
Like a Mel Gibson
He's in that era so it's like
Yeah that makes sense
And there was a photo of him with Logan Paws
Maybe that's why my mind
Is so see a little too
Okay so maybe just Logan Puck
Yeah I don't know
I just didn't go
Alexis Oakley
went with Alta.
What?
Yeah.
And she had like her
Super Bowl jersey,
Alta's jersey.
And like who was
Brianna,
chicken fry I think
was there with a brand?
I think she might have
been Raising Keynes.
I don't know.
She was there with a brand.
I mean,
just like the most random people
I follow.
I think Alicia Marie,
like Alicia Zane,
Remy,
I think with the habit.
And they went last year as well.
Wow.
Like,
again,
I want to be invited.
I would love to see
which brand.
I would love to see which brand.
But I would love to see
which friend would invite me, you know, and just like, would I go?
Maybe not.
Because I think just even going to San Francisco and being in the airport, because I think it was
Lexusically.
Shout out Lexillicly.
I love you so much on TikTok.
She was like there for only the altar pre-party and then left because she was like
overwhelmed.
She was actually, she was going to be there.
Yeah.
The security too.
Yeah.
The parties and just.
I wanted to go to San Francisco and I was looking at like dates, whatever.
And I was like, oh, maybe this weekend.
And then I didn't know the Super Bowl was like up there.
Wait.
You just kind of go for fun?
Yeah.
I wanted to go to the Nintendo store that I opened there.
because I wanted to get merch from the Nintendo store
and then I try to have an oofi who lives in San Francisco
go and get it for me and then ship it to me
like I would pay for it but I think he was overwhelmed
because I wanted too much stuff so then he just goes to me
so I guess I have to go myself so fun you should do with a little double date
Jimmy because he loves Nintendo I know the problem
The problem is Jimmy, Jimmy in Dallas
Like one of them
That's so cute that you call them Dimmie though hashtag Dimmie
What if them has to stay with the dogs
That's the problem
Yes so my mom and sister coded yes
Oh.
It's not as a problem.
So I might just make Dary and come with me next weekend because it's only an hour of
fun.
Isn't it next week in the Oscars though?
No, Oscars are in March.
Oh, we're done for a minute now?
Yeah, we have a couple weeks.
Valentine's Day.
Yeah.
You're going to go up for that?
Yeah.
I mean, me just turning in like, it's for Valentine's Day, even though it's just me.
Yeah, yeah.
That's so fun.
I don't think you have that.
I love that passion.
There's certain things that I want to go to like another state for just to like go and do
and explore.
I know.
It's like,
if the flight was like a lot,
I wouldn't,
but because it's like,
you can go from,
it's close.
It's close.
You can go from like a smaller,
Burbank.
Exactly.
You know,
you know how it is.
Love a Burbank.
Yeah.
I'm going to Mexico soon
out of Burbank.
And I'm like,
I'm like,
I kind of like that.
Yeah, it makes it a lot less like to do.
You know?
Yeah.
Just a quick flight up there.
Oh my God.
That's so fun.
But you don't like sourdough bread or you do.
Someone does it.
I love sourdough bread.
It's my favorite of all the fries.
That's worth going up there too, getting a little, what's a Nintendo character?
A little Mario sourdough bread.
You know what I'm sure they have that up there.
Honestly, you're probably right.
They probably do.
You know?
A little Yoshi.
That's so cute.
I love that you were going to go up there for that.
I know.
And then I saw like that it was like kind of expensive randomly that weekend.
I was like, wait, what is going on?
Then I realized it was a Super Bowl.
I'm like, okay, maybe the next one.
Yeah.
But you wouldn't have gone.
No.
Who would you have wanted to go?
If you could go for any brand that was there that you saw, which one?
Like is there a brand trip that you're like?
like, oh, that one looks good.
I would, if they asked me to be one of the bushes for Bad Bunny, I would have done it.
I think that might have been the only thing.
I guess if they asked me to be a part of the performance.
Yeah, then that's kind of, even if it's just a bush, no one sees my face.
Like, I know I'm one of the bushes.
And then you kind of have, yeah, did I come with a little video of me as a bush?
Like, that's fierce.
You get those meta glasses and film yourself out there.
Yeah, exactly.
It would be so cool.
But then could you imagine.
Like, I'm like, ooh, guys, look, I get to be a bush.
And then you see, like, Alex Rorgas to be yourself like a casino.
Yeah.
And you're like, oh, okay.
Getting back at city and the casino.
What the hell?
It's so what I'm cool, though.
So what do I like?
Yeah, I would have been a tail at least.
Maybe next Super Bowl.
We'll be there.
I saw, was the other, was the road and rare brand trip happening this weekend, too?
I think that was last.
Okay, not the same.
Yeah, but they both had like cabin themes.
Did you see any of this?
Yes.
The cabin theme, the winter theme.
And granted, isn't the most original idea?
No, but the concept of them on the same exact weekend having the same exact theme
brand trip when it's road and rare is funny.
That is kind of crazy, right?
Yeah.
Again, I, okay, I kind of am coming around to brand trips.
I feel like Tart goes over the top of like the private jet of it all.
But I mean, if we're just like flying like on a commercial flight that's already going there, okay, I'm kind of down for it.
I don't know.
They're kind of gaggy.
I kind of, God, I kind of wish I could go on.
No, I wouldn't.
I would never.
Only because like I just like am anxious and I don't like to be around people.
Yeah.
But I would love to go.
I feel like you would kind of thrive because you are social.
I've seen you socially in settings.
I would for the right brand.
Like, again.
like you said too, if it's not, I would probably probably be too overwhelmed if it was like
very extravagance and like way over the top.
But like a rare pretty, yeah.
Would you have gone with rare or road?
If I had a pick.
Yeah.
On this specific one after everything you saw.
I saw every TikTok comparing every detail.
All the gifts that were given, the, the arrangements of tables, like.
I think.
And not even because of like what they were offering.
I think for the gag I would choose road
because I honestly don't need to be convinced
about Selena Marie like you know
she's got me. I think for
journalism I would want to choose road
because I am trying to be on the
Haley Bieber train. I am so
I'm on it and Tanna convinces me
she's always sticking up for Haley Bieber and Justin Bieber
and I'm like you know what you're right like not that I ever
wasn't maybe I wasn't I don't remember but like I am on it now
ever since I shot at OBB and then Tana and I'm like
we're on the Haley Bieber but I love Slena Gomez too I think you can be in for
both.
Yeah, I think you can...
Inclusivity of bad money
to toss anything is that everybody is welcomed,
you know, and I think there's a...
I love that that's your takeaway.
America's big enough for Selena and Haley Bieber.
You know, like, it's...
That's what it is.
And I think we need to be more inclusive to that, you know?
I love it.
I love what it stands for.
I will say,
my more my style...
Because, okay, the winner was on social media
because I saw a lot of people.
The winner was everybody said Road.
Everyone's like, Road was
classy with the mint the subtle
undertones the way it was Decker everyone's like rare is giving
sleepover vibes yes but
I like to sleep over like rare have like their
thing bedazzled and that's what I would go for I'm like give me that
bedazzled you also have to meet Selena
you didn't get to meet Haley at the
road which um
but yeah I'm probably more of a road
girly overall
overall I love the rare uh perfume
that one's pretty good but
I
I haven't tried any road yet
I remember like when
when like rare beauty launched,
I was like so excited that like I went day one to Sephora
to get like everything.
And I'm sure as hell is probably expired now
but I'm still using that damn liquid blush.
I still have it from I think 2020 or 2020 or 2021, whatever.
I have rare beauty liquid blush.
That is good.
We'll just like pop it out right there.
It lasts forever because you only need that one tiny little dad
and then you're good to go.
That's true.
So I kind of live for rare beauty.
I do.
Yeah, I thought both of them did good.
there was a brantrip happening at the same time that Brand Flakes was on.
Did you see this?
I love Brant Flakes.
He's my favorite at the moment.
He goes to like every brand trip too.
I'm kind of like jealous.
His was in,
because they're not there anymore.
His was in Park City, Utah.
Because he's showing this mac and cheese.
It's like everyone says like this mac and cheese is the best.
And I like DMed him.
I'm like, where is that mac and cheese?
Because it was like this huge tower of mac and cheese.
And he said it was at the Waldorf Astoria in Park City,
which is where they put them up.
Old Navy put them up at the Waldorf, Astoria,
in Park City.
And did you see?
God, there was something so cool
about the Old Navy branch of that I wanted to be a part of.
Did I not make a note of this? How could I have not made a note?
I know Old Navy fits me. I don't know. It just looks fun.
It just looked like a fun one, and I feel like that's the one I would go on.
Because I love Old Navy and I love the greenout clothes.
I feel like Old Navy needs to make it come back because it used to be so cool back in the day.
Yeah. Make Old Navy cool again.
Because it used to be so cool.
M-O-N-C-O. Monco.
Monko.
That's cute.
That's cute.
I love Old Navy because you know what else?
old Navy like if I'm a size like 16
like I'm a size 14 in old Navy because they make stuff like really big
there love that you're selling me on it
it's so I've been to the one here at Jainsmanplace
it's so good no I love it I buy all the Disney stuff there
I love I love Old Navy I love that they had a branch up at the same time in like Park City
Utah I know work
I think Olympics happening up there now the Winter Olympics are happening yes
in Park City no
I thought they were in like Greece or something
why did I feel like the last
culturalistas were hosting like the Olympics, the winter Olympics.
It's in Italy.
It's in Milan.
Oh.
Is it snowy there?
How are they doing the winter Olympics there?
Northern Italy.
What's in Park City?
Sundance.
Right?
I don't know.
Secret black.
So, Mormon wise.
I don't know.
Like what?
That's a hot topic.
I'm sure.
I know you're not tuned into this.
Did you see Layla and Mason broke up?
No.
Okay.
I do not watch Secret Lies.
I tried to literally when I'm talking.
I like mom talkers. I mean, you follow a lot of time.
I like mom talkers.
I actually didn't know she was mom talker.
I just saw this like really pretty girl and she got a lot of likes and she was like,
she was like, you guys, no bad blood.
Like we broke up and I was like, I can't believe this happened because they were just at the Weathering Heights premiere last week.
And then I was like, I don't know who your musty ex is, but I like you.
You have good aura around you.
And so I like followed.
And then I realized she had like 1.5 million followers.
And then I realized she was a Mormon wife on the show.
And she was like married before and had two kids to a Mormon.
And then she and this guy Mason who looks musty as hell.
I don't know how this person is, but he looks musty.
He was like dating her and then he broke up with her and she's like she was shook because
again they were just at the Weathering Heights premiere.
Obviously she has two kids.
So he was like in the mix.
I think he was on the show.
I don't know.
Don't quote me on that.
Went to the Weathering Heights premiere with her and then broke up with her because he said
he just needed to like find himself and like kind of just like grow on his own.
But then allegedly what are those little things called those blind items?
A little blind item came out.
that he was with a blonde chick like that night after because her original one was like you guys thought good like it's really sad like obviously he was the one to initiate the breakup but you know whatever it is if he wants to be happy to grow that's fine so he said he was trying to like find himself and he needed to alone so he can be with her so then he's out with this blonde chick and then she posted TikTok Layla she was just like never mind bad blood's off the table like he's the worst or something like that yeah and I was like but everybody I think spill such too I think like I saw so many people commenting on this and I'm just like
I'm invested.
I've invested in these Mormon wives.
You know what I mean?
Because I just think, like,
they really are out there just, like,
getting all these opportunities.
And then this girl's like so pretty,
such a catch.
And like,
not to be mean or whatever,
but all the guys on the Mormon wives,
like they're not cute.
They're all ugly.
They're all chopped, as you would say.
Chopped and what's the one pickled?
Unk.
Pickled chopped.
All of them.
Well, pickle.
Pickled.
Okay.
Not okay.
Pickled is like when you just got,
you know,
a little tox, little filler,
a little work done.
Oh,
they're pickled too.
They're chopped.
They're actually so pickled
One person looked like
Okay Tom Brady's 50
So he's trying to look like younger
This guy is like in his 20s but looks like Tom Brady
Trying to look younger
And he was like look at my teeth
Whatever I'm not trying to be mean to these people
But they're all seen they all seem musty as hell for these women
You know and I'm just like
Except for Whitney's guy he seems great
He's always going to like Chicago and dressing and cosplay
Like we love him okay he's great
But all these other ones
I just I really can't get past
and specifically this one too.
And all these women are like so pretty.
They're all like so pretty, gorge.
Skinny.
Okay, I'll just say it.
They're all just like so amazing
and they all seem like good moms and stuff.
And then they all finally is like awful, awful men
that like obviously are just like using them
to like get somewhere.
Because they're all trying to be on like dancing with the stars.
The guys, by the way, not the dance,
not the Mormon wives.
That is crazy.
The show is Mormon wives.
Secret lives and Mormon wives.
We don't care about the secret lives of Mormon husbands.
We know your secret life.
Allegedly.
You know what I mean?
Like it's just like I just think I just get so mad.
And again, I didn't even know these people like,
48 hours ago, but I was like, I get mad for them, and there's Mason's out with like a new
Blonde shake.
I used you to host a reunion or something.
Like, that'd be gaggy.
Yes, get me.
I mean, you know what?
I will sit down to do my homework.
I'll watch all of those episodes.
Honestly, it's probably not bad.
The first time I tried to watch it, I think I came home.
I haven't drinking.
I don't drink.
I don't drink.
But when you remember I came home, like, a little drunk from like a lunch I had with a
girl at four seasons.
I was trying to have like a girlfriend.
She was really cute, but she moved to Tennessee or something.
It was a long time ago.
It was like after Malibu before Elvis.
and I had so many lemon drops at lunch
and I came home and I'm like,
I'm gonna watch Mormon wives
but I was like drug so I think I just like passed out
or something like that.
But I would love to try and watch it again
because I love, I'm seated for mom talk.
But Layla girl, I love you.
He's musty.
I hope I'm using that term right.
I don't know.
He's musty, dusty, and crusty.
And crusty.
Probably loves ranch.
Probably loves mustard.
He looks just, he looks like a turd.
And I, you're gourd.
I don't even know.
When I looked, and then I went way deep into her Instagram,
and I was looking at her husband,
and I'm trying to be like, whatever.
But it's like, I'll go.
And these girls, she's like, she is literally, like,
she looks like she'd be on, like, Love Island.
Like, she looks like one of those girls,
like just so quorge.
And I just don't understand.
And you don't make it money.
They're getting brand deals.
Those Mormon wives are getting the brand deals.
And you're, like, making money or have all this, like, success.
You're on a show.
That's a problem.
You get these guys a little bit of notoriety.
And they're just like, I need to go.
I need to, like, leave.
Yeah.
I hope she didn't take it back.
But I love that she came back with a, just kidding, bad blood's over.
That is fierce to me.
You can retract your little peace treaty anytime.
She did it 24 hours later.
I live for that.
As she should.
Actually, you know what?
No, I'm choosing violence.
I think that's fierce.
Yeah, that's what she said.
It's actually, just kidding.
And I was like, yeah, I love that.
She did another TikTok that I think was deleted because I was like watching people,
like react to it in like real time, like all the little like gossip TikTokers I follow.
But damn, yeah.
I'm like, I liked her.
I really thought I was.
just supporting like a person that was just like a pretty girl on my timeline that was upset about a breakup and then I realized she was like so famous I love you now I'm obsessed I love her
what else happened yeah yeah the winter Olympics are going on oh yeah um I have not honestly been seated for the winter Olympics but there I do have two winter Olympic stories the first one is involving Tate McCray because she got into some controversy because she did a promotional ad for team USA but she's Canadian so all
the Canadians were on her.
Oh, this is where it probably does matter if you're, yeah, choosing a country.
Because if you're from, right.
Yeah, if you are like, you know, loud and proud Canadian.
Oh, yeah.
To do an ad for Team for Team USA.
Oh, oh, no.
And even like Jack Inan, he's a TikToker, but he's also on the Huluish, what's the Hulu
show?
Adults, adulting.
The one with Owen Thiel.
Oh, which one was he?
He's like the main, I think he's bisexual in the show.
Oh, okay, yes.
With a little mustache.
Yeah, like the hot one.
Kind of Benson Boone looking.
Everyone's kind of Benson Boone looking these days.
Clock it.
I said, too.
Everyone's got on my plane that I sent you.
Like, guys, Benson Boone's on my plane.
I mean, that's where they got the idea to have your hotel to open.
That's so funny.
So everyone, like all the Canadians were on her.
And then the damage control that she did was so funny.
She just posted an Instagram story of her as a child.
holding a little Canadian flag
and the caption she wrote on it
was, y'all know I'm Canada down
and everyone was like, wait.
I love that. I do love that.
That's a good response.
Y'all know of Canada down.
Okay.
Well, what was the PSA?
What would she do?
It was a whole, it was just an ad promoting
team for Team USA.
And she had to post like a reel on her Instagram.
It was her caption was,
Go Sports, watched her Winter Olympics,
opening ceremony, Friday.
And she had to use.
all the hashtags for like NBC and
Peacock or whatever.
And it was like using her song for like Team USA.
Granted,
Dua Lipa has also done a commercial
for the Olympics.
I forget which ones.
And she's not like,
I think she's from Albania.
So they do get international pop stars
to do Team USA promo,
which is a little odd.
And it's specifically Team USA,
not the Olympics.
It's not just the Olympics.
It's like specifically Team USA,
which is like,
well,
got where that bag is.
If it's a girl,
go where the bag is.
You know, I'll be team
Nigeria.
You know, I'll be that.
Are you watching the new 98 fiancé where she went to Nigeria?
You know, I sure as hell I am.
Yes, of course.
I haven't been watching it, but I love this couple,
this clips because I've been seeing it all over TikTok.
Yes, Lisa.
Is she Lisa too?
There was another Lisa that went to Nigeria.
You remember Usman?
He wrote the song, like, I love, her name was Lisa too,
and she went to Nigeria.
I didn't know this girl was Lisa.
Yeah.
Lisa Spiris, she went down with a wig and she's like, this is too hot.
She's also a lesbian.
What?
Yeah.
So this is the first man.
She's been within over 20 years.
They're like not like lesbianism specifically they said is illegal.
Like that is a whole thing.
It's illegal.
Where?
She's American.
Isn't she?
Yeah, but she went to Nigeria and she's also granted she's she went to Nigeria.
She's currently legally married to a woman still, but went to Nigeria and got engaged
as soon as she got off the plane to
a Nigerian man
who does not approve of
lesbianism.
I'm so confused. But why is she marrying a man and she's a lesbian?
This is the first man she's identified as lesbian,
I guess now bisexual.
She's probably a Georgia Fisio fan.
It is Georgia Siwan nachos, yes.
Is she trying to get the citizenship in Nigeria?
No, she just fell in love with them via Facebook.
Well, she can do better because honestly
he is not that nice to her. He's like, she needs to put them
way back on.
He's like, they're gonna make,
she looks,
she looks older.
I was like,
I mean,
she looked at the same age with the wig.
The freaking Super Bowl is getting in the way
of my 90 day fiance thing.
I don't play about 90 day fiance.
Granted,
I just started watching it like three months ago
and I'm the biggest stamp.
I do love 90thianza.
I mean like 90 day fiancee read it trying to get the tea these days.
Oh.
And it wasn't on last night because of the Super Bowl,
which is annoying because they left us on the cliffhanger of Lisa.
She was confronting her man's friends.
Like,
am I,
is he scamming me?
Because on Facebook,
this other girl reached out.
to me saying that like he's trying to get with any American to help give him money because
she's meeting the friends and they're like you drink so much for him like you're clothing him
now he can like dress nice and she's like wait but I'm not trying to just like support him I'm
trying to like you know be his wife granted again she's still married to a woman yeah let's check
Lisa too it's a whole thing it's yeah she's a scammer she had to go to like meet his uncle
to get the seal of approval and then she bring like a goat or the cow no she had to bring a bottle
of wine oh and then she didn't remember it was meant they had to bring a goat to his mom
make it up.
I think so.
I'm just like,
let's see how we can get more gifts here.
It's giving theatrics for sure because he's like in the uncles interrogating her.
Like,
are you a liar?
She's like,
I have lied sometimes,
but I am not a liar.
And then are you still practicing lesbianism?
Is the exact quote.
She's like,
I am not a lesbian.
No.
And she is like she's literally still married.
She's a liar and a lesbian.
Yep.
Anyway,
all that's to say,
I am very much cheated for it.
I'm very much cheated for it.
I think her biggest crime was not wearing a bald cap underneath them.
a wig cap underneath the wig.
I think she did.
You guys, I don't know if you're watching,
but this woman, like, again,
went to Nigeria,
was too afraid to take a wig off.
So for like four days in the heat
was wearing this wig.
Yes.
And it just like,
like the glue and everything was like stuck.
She was getting like sores and blisters.
No, it was,
everyone's like,
what wig glue is she using?
Because like, how is that not moving?
Yeah, the drag.
Roo girls need that for like when they're lip singing
because I think she must see it was like some kind of putty.
Like some band putty.
Like the gorilla one that like,
yeah, the gorilla glue.
It was crazy.
It was crazy.
It was crazy.
Even Daryan, who has said 90-day fiance stresses around too much, was seated for this whole saga.
I've seen it.
I see so many clips of her and him and I'm like-
She's kind of queenie.
Yeah, she is queenie.
I love the Nigerian men.
Was it Michael from Nigeria?
Michael and the bigger woman, I forget her name.
Remember the old lady that was smoking and she lost a bunch of weight?
I love Nigeria.
I love when they go to Nigeria.
Like, I truly would.
I think they get a bad rap because, like, the scammers you see on Dr.
are usually like Nigerian men.
But, like, Ousman was great.
Like, Ousman was good to Lisa.
Like, they're good to these women.
Look, 90 fiancé, of course there's, like, like, they get into the relationship for a reason,
but it doesn't mean the relationships aren't real.
Like, to me, it's not a scam, right?
People would say this.
Maybe I have a little bias because people would say this about, like, if I dated, like,
a guy or whatever, and they're like, oh, he's not into you.
But it's like, if you enter a relationship knowing something, right?
And if they, like, put the time in, like, is that really using or is that just like, I'm getting
companionship?
You're getting whatever you need out of it.
You know what I mean?
I guess so.
I think it depends on, like, just.
Circumcant.
Like if they were lying and being like, no, like, I do love you when like you actually don't.
But she's also a liar because she's saying she's a lesbian and she's not.
Or lesbian.
She's in the straight.
Yeah.
But she is.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So you're also a scammer.
Everyone's a little scammer back.
You know what I mean?
Everyone's a little bit of a scammer.
You know, it's like.
This season is very diabolical though.
It's all of.
There is a girl named Trisha though.
Spelled the same way as you.
Where's she from?
Or is she here?
I think she's from Madagascar.
I think.
Yeah.
And she's really cute.
Her man is from.
from California, I think L.A., and he is terrible to her.
Like, yeah, like he, their whole saga is, um, he went to go visit her Madagascar.
She's only 25.
He's like 50 something.
And he, um, she like wasn't responding to him for like five days because she was had like
this whole thing with like her family, whatever.
She had like an emergency.
And he, his immediate response on like day two was he flew to like Columbia to hook up
with his ex-girlfriend.
And then he, like,
withheld that information from her,
like their whole trip.
Um, because he didn't, like,
basically to like leverage,
like make him,
make her fall in love with him.
And then he told her at the end and she's like,
wait.
And she's like,
not having it.
Wait, but what's,
what's he getting out of it?
He just wants a young girlfriend.
Oh, he's in his 50s.
Yeah.
And she's 25.
She's the one of Madagascar.
And she's hot.
Yeah.
She's like beautiful.
She's 25.
Um,
Yeah, the Americans are always the musty ones.
Yeah, especially with the men, the men.
Yeah.
Yes.
Yeah.
Yeah, this season is fierce, to say the least.
Madagascar is in Africa, but what part?
Northern Western.
I don't know.
I know it's an island because they keep going to different islands.
Northern African, they always have the hot guys, do you remember the Nicole and what was his name?
Aziz?
As in.
He was like Morocco or something.
Like, they're always hot.
Even the other one that like Peter, self, Danielle and Mohammed.
He was like.
Not in the north because the north is like you have Egypt, Morocco, Tunis, Libya.
Oh, Tunis, that's the hot guys are always from Tunis.
You're from your family in Morocco, right?
Tunisia.
Oh, you are.
Libyan.
Tunisian always have a hot man on there.
I was like, damn.
Those women are always a little musty that go over there.
You're just like the one that couldn't go up the, I mean, that's me as like I'm not judging, but she couldn't get up that sand.
What are those called?
Those sand hills?
Oh, they do.
Dunes.
Yeah.
That was me and Moses literally.
I was Nicole in Azzan.
He's like, she's like, don't you love me?
He's like, I would love it if you just went to the gym a little more.
I was like, oh my God, like, oh my God.
Like, she could knock it up.
That was me.
I was like, no, we got it to the top.
I was like, no, we got to get to the top.
I'm like, oh my God.
Oh, my God.
That's so funny.
I just started watching that season.
Nicole and Azzen?
Yes.
I literally just, I had to buy it on Amazon.
It's so good.
That season, I did watch the full season.
It's so good.
These are like the classic seasons.
The classics.
That's what they said.
I don't, because I was, I'm, like, going through 90 days too fast where I'm, like, getting caught up.
Oh, yeah.
And now I'm like, well, what the hell am I going to do now?
So I'm like, what are the best seasons?
The early ones for sure.
Danielle and Mohammed are really good, too.
Like, any, like, oh, there's, God, there was so many good ones.
It's before they had all the other shows.
Yeah.
It's just true 90-day fiancé.
Although the other ways were good, too, like Jenny and Summit, like, but anyways, yes, those classes.
Did you what?
Are they still on?
Yeah, the season just finished and Jenny and Summit are still on.
I did still not married?
I think they are married now, I think.
And they opened a restaurant.
It's called Family Cafe.
In India?
Apart.
Yeah.
Okay.
And it's falling apart.
Because who's going to run it?
What if they were so lazy?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Jenny had to work.
The cast register.
She doesn't know what she's doing.
And she's like 70 now probably.
Yes.
I'm worried for her.
And they still trying to have a baby.
He was like trying to convince her to have.
I think they gave that up.
Now they're trying to move out of his parents' house.
Oh.
Yeah.
There's a lot going on.
She was like living in Palm Springs and my girl.
I know.
Like,
He was a scammer. He catfished her twice.
He catfished her twice. It was like, first he was a hot British young male model,
like a young British guy. Then he's like, no, I live in India, but he's like a hot,
like, a hot, like, young Indian guy. And then he's like, actually it's me. Then he can't
fish her again. And he was married. He was married. And she still was like, I love this guy.
She loves him so much. Everything you can possibly do. Is there someone he did to her?
I'm crazy.
And then he would forever promise that he'll get married with her.
And his family were like, no, not happening.
Never accepting you.
That's crazy they live with his parents.
Yeah, she hates it.
She's miserable.
She's trying so hard to get out.
Yeah.
She's saying she might divorce them if they won't move out.
But that's always, she's always threatening.
I love that they're so on.
They've been on like a long time.
Yeah, they're like the poster of it.
They are.
They're my favorite.
I do love them too.
That is why.
I didn't know their allure like that, though.
I need to go back.
I loved it.
We loved it for a minute.
And then there was just too many shows to keep up with.
It is a lot.
Yeah.
But yeah,
now that I'm caught up,
I'm going back.
Weirdly,
I started with 90-day fiancé UK.
I don't know how.
Oh, yeah.
You said you liked the UK version.
Yeah,
I started there and now I've worked my way across the globe and the franchises.
So, yeah.
The Nicol and Asson.
It's very me and Moses.
You're going to get deja vu.
It's giving that so much.
And I was like,
oh my God.
When we first mad,
I was like, that's,
that's us.
You're from Tunisia.
You're from Tunisia.
That's close.
Yeah, but I never treated her the way he treats her.
Well, I felt it.
It's a feeling that I had, not you necessarily.
It's just a feeling.
Yeah.
Aw, I hope they're still doing well.
I don't know if they're still together.
I remember because we looked her up on Instagram.
She hasn't posted in like a year, but her baby looks like, is so grown now and looks so.
Right.
Oh, yeah.
Right.
That is always crazy to me is when they have like children and they're like, let's go move to India,
which I mean, like, love like that is like crazy.
That's like a huge culture shock of it all.
When we watched, she moved with her baby to Korea.
Oh, I love that one.
That girl, yeah, she was only dating people in Korea.
Yeah, that one was.
I think the last thing that we were watched, they were like in Jordan and in Egypt.
It was people moved to the other countries.
Yeah.
I like the Korean one.
Yeah.
I'm in my Korean era.
I'm learning Korean right now.
Oh, love that.
Yeah, I love it so much.
I really want to go over there.
Happening soon, maybe.
Oh.
Announcement or just manifest?
I'm gonna manifest.
Oh, okay, work.
You never know with me.
I never know.
Like, is this manifesting?
I feel like just saying it puts it out there.
It's like, I want this to happen.
Back to the Winter Olympics as well.
We did a full.
This is kind of nuts to me.
No pun intended.
But skiers are injecting their male skiers are injecting their penes with hylerotic acid
to have a bigger, a bigger shlong in order to give them an advantage.
advantage and skiing.
How would that be an advantage?
It's the ones that jump high.
Yes.
You know how they jump off this land?
They're just flying the air for a long time and land.
Okay.
So the wider you are, the more time you'll be up there in the air.
Why don't you just gain weight?
Well, they want to make their penises bigger with the fitting.
So then they get another two to three centimeters in waist.
In their outfit.
Oh, because it's kind of like a parachute up there.
Yeah.
Imagine like the squirrels.
their wings, yeah.
So it's like the pants are...
They tuck it up to get the extra inches or what?
They inject it.
So it's bigger.
And then when they're getting fit, they have...
There's like more fat.
Like, you know, they size it.
Like, oh, damn, you're packing.
Like, we gotta have some extra wiggle room down there.
Well, then I go back to it again,
why don't they just gain some way and then lose it before?
That wouldn't...
Oh, wait.
Then you're still wide all around.
Wait.
Hold on.
Actually, you're on to something.
That's make any sense, but I mean love, they probably just want that injection.
They're probably like, let me get that injection.
What do they inject?
Hydro.
Hyleronic acid.
Which sounds like it would be, like, painful.
I guess it just makes you, like, more plump.
I guess you put it on your skin to make your skin more plump.
Like, when you, yeah.
So I guess that makes sense.
I would not want to inject.
I know there's some, like, like, I had one friend who does OF and, like, he did a collab with another,
I think, maybe like a gay for pay guy or something.
to inject his schlong in order to get it like thick enough to penetrate so i knew that was a thing
but just the sport is kind of nuts again well literally yeah i guess i can see the idea behind
it should be illegal like you know like steroids and they are um looking into it after these
allegations who who alleged it like who was the first person to be like this is what they're doing
It was reported by a German newspaper called Build B-I-L-D.
And they suggested that the male athletes in the games that are taking place in Italy were taking needles to their members and filling them with hylronic Allison.
Yeah, just for an extra centimeter or two in circumference to their shlong, just to give them a little bit more air when they're going downhill.
Oh, my gosh.
Yeah.
And they are investigating the claim.
names W-A-D-A I guess they are in charge of the games.
How do they even know?
How do they even?
I know like how do you?
Look, you know what?
I'm going to volunteer to lead the investigation because the authenticity of the
games and the respect that the Olympic Games, I don't play about that.
How would you measure it?
I will.
He's always zooming in all the bulges.
Yes.
That's true.
You know.
If you keep track of their bulges over the years.
Exactly.
You don't know if.
Because nobody gains.
That's true.
No one is more certified or accredited.
Yes.
I'm very much accredited to investigate this matter.
I think the Olympics committee, the Olympics committee should employ me to do so.
Would you be able to do it?
I don't know.
I am nothing but a diligent journalist.
And I will go through and I will dot my eyes.
I will cross my teeth.
You have a degree.
I have a degree.
And if you guys went to, when we went to the Warner Brothers.
studios.
If you join Patreon, you can see over there, he's given the history of the Batman
Bulges.
Exactly.
It's all the Batman suits.
Oh, right.
Yeah.
Wow.
You feel such a good memory, too.
Yeah.
The Batman and Superman suits, I would, I would, that was the first investigation I led.
I was like, hold on.
These bolters are different sizes to represent different.
I'm sure, in the Jimmy cut.
I'm sure it has to be in there.
He's getting that one from the movie because one didn't have a bulge.
Which one didn't?
I think of which one.
Michael Keaton.
Michael Keaton had no.
then Afflex was kind of packing
but when it comes superman
cut or uncut? That is a great question Moses
and I you know what? From the Patreon video I mean
God
it took you minutes
I'm so confused I'm still
so confused what happened
I'm like handing you on a platter
you're doing Michael Scott today I don't know if it's the beard or what
but you were giving my earlier smile the way you're laughing is giving
Michael Scott
Because you love that joke.
That one you really felt.
That was funny.
It was there.
It was right there.
That cracked me up.
But send me to Milan and I'll find out who else is cut and uncut and who is injecting who's not.
You wouldn't be able to tell them?
I'll investigate, yeah.
Okay.
I'll have to be very hands-on, obviously, because I take my jobs very seriously.
I don't have anything.
Why should you come as like the nurse in the room to make sure nothing funny is going on?
You know, like, when I get like my OB-G-Y-N,
there was always like a nurse standing there
She was like just to
I was like okay I love that
He's like my nurse is cut yeah you know
So I'll be there to monitor
Just as a fellow like
I have a
I don't have a degree
But like I can moderate a situation for sure
And I want to go on
And I don't like penises objectively
Like I don't like the way they look
They do you know
Except for Moses everyone else is little
You know but I could objectively be there
And just be like yeah
Yeah yeah between the two of us
We'll get to the bottom of them
of this for sure i'll definitely get to the bottom of what's going on over there 100% i'd love to do
well maybe i'll hire ask her yeah if there's a plea yeah this i don't know who it does do that
i know like how do you i really do genuinely wonder how you get to the the bottom of that like
how can you tell yeah i think it's just like the it's fine i guess maybe you take the measurements
maybe you put everyone in their outfit again and then have them like try to whip it around like
Okay, whip that shlong around.
Let me see it.
A lawsuit, but I guess you don't have to,
you can't sue somebody in Italy, right?
Like, I think it's impossible in a different country to sue somebody.
Let me see if it fits in there.
Come on, wiggle it.
Or they just start making them tighter.
Everyone's just going to get a very tight one as tight as they can go.
Yeah, y'all just going to have a top.
Tuck, corset, all of it.
That's what they should do.
They should just make it as tight as possible.
Yeah.
Because like two inches, does it really matter in a suit?
Not even inches centimeters.
That's crazy.
all that like needle and everything
when it's that competitive
every little thing
I guess that's why they like shave their legs
like men shave it for swimming and stuff
to like make them go faster
It is
It's crazy
Who's the official sponsor of the Olympics
Do we know?
That's a good question
This is like Nike
I thought it was Ralph Lauren
Because they have a collab
Oh there's a few
Oh my god there's a lot
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Raba, Airbnb.
Yeah, Delta, Google, Honda, Starbucks,
Ralph Lauren, Lulu Lemon.
Those are big brands.
They got the brand deals.
That's crazy.
I guess it's pretty easy to get sponsored.
Wow.
That's true.
Like Coca-Cola.
It doesn't get any bigger than that.
That's, you're not watching.
You're not seated?
No, Jimmy does love the Olympics, though, so I'm sure he will chime in.
Yeah.
He already applied to get tickets for when the Olympics are in L.A.
in like two years or whenever that is.
That's when we're headed out.
Yeah, we'll be some Jimmy to be our Olympics reporter.
When you brought it up, I thought you were going to talk about this sport.
Oh.
What is it?
Is that tobogging or what is that?
Yeah, what is that?
I mean, it's a sledding, but for some reason with a teammate.
Okay, me and Ted knows it's been to be in the top or bottom of that particular picture.
Well, Ted is taller, so I think he would have to be on the bottom.
Oh, right, for being dynamic.
For science.
Yes.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, physics.
What is happening there?
They're just sliding together.
We could do that.
Winter Olympics is a little unsurious to me, but I live.
It's a very...
Like, who even thinks of that sport and why?
Like, what are they doing?
Obviously, somebody that's what I wanted.
They wanted to be...
Oh, my God.
That's not why.
You know, going and vibrating and...
Oh, it's like a...
They probably take the injections, too.
You don't want to lose your teammate.
It's going to slide off of it.
you.
Well.
Anyway, that's our sports.
That's our sports.
A segment, yes.
Just penis on penis.
Yeah.
I don't follow any of it.
I just,
congrats to the winners.
Yeah, I didn't.
Poor Lindsay Vaughn.
I know Lindsay Vaughn had a really bad crash, which is like horrible.
Oh, what happened?
Because she was competing and then she had a crash.
And she just had to recover from an injury.
Oh.
Yeah.
And she crashed.
when she was competing.
What is she so peed in?
Sk skiing.
USA skier.
How do you, how do you, how do they film that?
You know what?
Is there someone like skiing with them?
That is an excellent question, actually.
Go crowd.
No, I think they just zoom in.
Oh, you think they're like, they just fall.
Station somewhere.
Yeah, yeah.
Because they go kind of far, right?
Right, that's what I was thinking.
Like, it's like not like a arena, like a rink where they just are spinning around.
Okay.
A combination of highly skilled specialized camera operators skiing alongside the athletes as well as a cable camera system and drones.
They're skiing along it.
That's crazy.
So you also have to be an Olympic athlete.
Like how are you also filming them?
To be the filmographer.
That is crazy.
It's impressive.
Yeah.
I do love watching that.
I think like it's kind of old now, but like at the Grammys, the Bruno Mars and.
Yes.
And Rose.
Yes.
And they were like the camera.
I was just like.
Yeah.
The cameras are the real.
Even mine, like, at my music videos, like, it's dangerous.
Like, one guy, he fell off the stage one time because he's, like, going backwards.
Like, I mean, those cameras are heavy.
You're, like, so focused on getting the shot.
It's like, they really are, they are the athletes.
They're so, like, they have to carry it on their things.
Shout out to the cameraman.
I like that.
You like that song?
I do.
It's good.
Don't you.
I really like the video, too.
I like how, like, maybe my next is going to be low budge like that.
I like that.
It works, but yeah, it's kind of like pop arty.
Yeah.
Because someone else said, too, we looked up another like group and they did like, was it
a cat's eye that did a pink wall?
Someone else had like a pink, or they had like pink lights that looked like a pink wall.
It was really cool.
I don't know.
Maybe it was a cat's eye maybe something else, but.
Hmm.
Are you going to do that dance?
Which hat side dance?
Everyone was doing it already on TikTok.
The State Farm one?
That one does look easier to me at least.
It's like, and then they do that.
It looks easier, so maybe.
I don't know if they still work with Taylor.
Swift's choreographer, dancer.
Grant?
Yeah, maybe.
Yeah, they do.
The one I met.
He's like their lead choreographer.
He was nice.
He's so young.
God, it's like crazy.
Like, I remember when I met Katzai, I remember seeing him and he like, he like did the dance that we did the whatever.
Yeah, did he did their gnarly.
I mean, he does all of them.
Yeah.
And he's like, yeah, I dance for Taylor Swift or something.
And I was like, he looks like like 12.
He looks so young.
I'm like, how are these people just so young?
I guess it's just like you're getting older and it's like, everyone's just like young.
But, God, there's so many young people out there.
A lot of young people in the world.
I guess that's why the world keeps spinning.
Well, another.
And a couple news that you know nothing about.
It's mostly for me.
It's mostly for my own validation and vindication.
Kelsey Ballerini and Chase Stokes did officially break up, which, again, just to close the loop on my own investigation.
Me trying to explain to you and Jimmy Wetzel who these people were, was insane.
Yeah, we're both like.
At the end of it, Jimmy's like, I had no idea who anybody was.
Like the same.
He always sucks me too
because he has to like look up who people are
because he just doesn't know.
Explaining to one person who someone is,
I guess I could do.
But the two together,
I was like,
where do I even begin?
Yeah,
you don't know the reference
because we have no different things.
So what to reference.
But that's the beauty of this show.
People get their education.
That's you're,
you really are irreplaceable.
I've always said this to you.
I've always said to everyone.
Like you are irreplaceable.
Like 100% because you are just so like,
I don't know what it is.
Like you're so.
educated about literally everything
pop culture. You know everything,
every circumstance, you know every, you know, every
theory that's out there, you know, like, this is,
it's amazing. It's amazing. Like, that's
why our show is great, because it's so educational
for me too. I'm here and I'm like, what?
We learn so much.
It's really the education. You should go be a tutor
for Jake Paul. You should just be like, let me
educate you. He needs someone like you.
Like, just smart
and just
able to fill him in on things because I think he's
unaware. You knew
him you interviewed him look up that interview you and jake ball see but i'd never interviewed him solo he
at least was seated next to tana marimojo which made it a little bit more palatable yes that's all i
knew and honestly tanna demos the talking anyway but right yeah those times so jake gave nothing
yeah honestly um but they broke up i kind of think so one of your predictions when i was trying to
tell you that that t about chase stokes is i mean now they're both ex but then girlfriend kelsie ballerini
posting a random subliminal Instagram story
with his ex-girlfriend Madeline
One of your theories was
Maybe they were comparing notes
And they realized something was off
And now I kind of think your theory was correct
Because they
So Kelsey and Chase did it for like two years
They announced their breakup last year
Like in the fall
Announced that they got back together
On New Year's Eve
And then so almost like a month after
They share that they got back together
Broke up and right after Kelsey and
Madeline Klein linked up.
And Madeline Klein and followed she Stokes.
I'm very nosy and want to know.
And I think you have the text Lucas Gage to get to the bottom of it because I am very nosy.
Because what the hell could have happened?
You think he knows?
You think Lucas knows?
He's best friends with Maddie.
He calls from Maddie.
So that's how I know they're like their press.
They're like besties.
Yeah.
And I love Madeline Klein as well.
So.
Yeah.
It's only that.
I think like, I think you're a really.
real girl's girl if we do tell when there's overlap like you know what I mean be like oh he was talking
because he was also talking to me then like I think and most guys are musty like that they just do the
I love that that's your word at the day I know I don't know where I learned it but I like it I think when I saw
Layla's axe the first thing that king of mine was musty and I never really thought of that word before so yeah but they usually do overlap
I don't know what chase dox look like but I'm sure he's no chase croffered I'm sure he's not and I'm sure
those girls are and I don't know what they look like either but I'm sure they're hot and he's not he's pretty
I mean, he looks like any other, he kind of does give Trace Crop for T's.
I was going to say any tan, like, actor with like white brown hair.
These are all the ones that are like tan and blonde.
Yes.
Yep, yep, yep.
And Maddie and Kelsey are just blonde hot girls.
So, yeah.
Yeah, Chase Stokes, I am very curious about because also, like, he was very odd when they broke
up the, I guess technically the second time.
But when they broke up in the fall, he was posting like, he would, you know, when you just like make a Instagram story where you go on create mode and you just type something out.
Yes.
He was doing those about his breakup.
He's like, I don't know why she blocked me, blah, blah, blah.
So he was like doing almost too much after they broke up.
And then.
Guilty.
Yeah.
It was really suss.
And then they got back together.
Live when the girl, like, I know she, because I love Kelsey Ballerring.
But she was like, my thing for 2026 is like, yes, I'm back.
together with him and now I'm going to keep my
personal life to myself.
Kelsey Valarini said this?
Yeah, it was like, girl, and they were doing
every red carpet together. She was writing
songs about him. He was in her music videos
and then she's like, I'm keeping my personal life
private. It's like, okay, girl, but
and then now this, and then the breakup, I'm like, oh my God.
And then also posting that, like, shady
Instagram story with Madeline
like, the whole thing. The opposite of them.
Yes. But that's what you do. Other than their 20s,
that's all, everyone does in their 20s. I was always up.
I'm never posting about this again.
You do. Of course, it's a mess.
And that's the real, that's, that's, that's girlhood, yeah.
I love that.
I do love that so much when someone's like, yeah, it's very Layla where she was just like,
oh, no bad blood, everything's great.
Actually, bad blood.
Actually, attack.
And I like, love that.
I need to know the tea, though.
And you are one degree of separation, so you're in charge of getting it.
I mean, he probably will think it's suss.
If I'm just like, hey.
Hey, so.
What's the tea?
He was Maddie Klein.
He's friends with everyone.
Like, every pretty girl.
He really is.
I'll hit him up.
I haven't talked to Manuilau.
I need to be better friends with people in general, but.
You have a lot to keep up with us.
Yeah.
Yeah, I don't blame you.
Keeping up with the Kardashians.
Do you watch them?
Isn't it an old clip of Chloe on Call her Daddy?
Was it Call her Daddy?
Where she said that she'd be down to date her sister's exes.
She's like, well, time has passed.
We're in a small circle.
Like, we're okay with dating.
Everyone thought she was off launching a cop.
But I'm like, but that was a while ago, right?
That was, okay, yes.
I was so confused.
This clip of Chloe on Caller Daddy has made the round.
And as if it's new.
But yeah, it was from a long time ago.
Because the latest episode was offset.
And before that was Dove Cameron.
So, yeah.
So weird.
When was the Chloe episode?
I wonder why it's like making the rounds now.
Nine months ago.
Weird.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I've seen everywhere.
Like TikTok, Twitter.
Yes.
Reddit.
Like, it's everywhere.
I guess everyone's like saying she's like ready to like soft launch her relationship.
but like Scott or something.
Yeah.
But someone else was telling me another.
Kim was with someone.
Louis Hamilton, the race car driver.
Nicole Scherzinger is his most famous ex.
Oh, so, but why would they say, why did they bring up this as the intertwining of, like, dating?
I don't know.
He never dated another sister.
I don't think so.
Maybe they're preparing a storyline for the next season.
Yeah, someone was telling me like, I don't know.
I said someone was telling me, like Kendall was dating someone that someone else dated.
I forgot what it was.
Oh.
Maybe.
Because, yeah, the whole thing was like Alex asked Chloe if she would date someone, an ex of one of her sisters.
She was like, yeah, like, we've all dated everyone at this point or whatever.
And I was like, okay, T.
I don't know where I stood on that.
I guess it's so different because I have all straight brothers.
So I don't even know.
I guess was like if back in your day, would you date someone who one of Callie's exes or something?
No.
Okay, T.
But like, that didn't even be a question because you have brothers.
Just think of it that same way.
Would you date, like, if you're a gay brother,
would you just, like, date someone that their penis,
like the whole,
you've been sharing the same hole?
Like, that's crazy.
That's actually crazy.
It's actually like, like, it's a little,
it's a little, you know what I mean?
Like, that's insane.
Like, that's insane, right?
Yeah, like, for me, even,
I was trying to equate it in my head
when I first saw this, like, clip.
And I was like, on, even my,
I'm also very, like, territorial and, like,
insecure or whatever. So even if a friend, like if I had the best friend who date as someone,
I wouldn't even date, you know, one of their exes or whatever. But in gay world, a lot of
people like swap friend, like a lot of friend groups swap men around willingly. So I think it is
a common thing in gay world. For me, as a crazy person, I couldn't. But just like biology speaking,
like biologically just being like you're. It would be in my head. Like I would think about,
I would be like, yeah. Thinking about you with my sibling. Oh, absolutely. Absolutely. Absolutely not.
ever, never, ever, ever, never, never, no, never.
But also, like, girl code of it all, too.
It's just, like, I, like, I love Chloe.
I even ordered that cloud popcorn this morning
and my Starbucks order.
I was, like, give me some of that cloud.
You know what I mean?
And it's like, I don't even like it, but I love Chloe so much.
And I was like, I'm going to eat this.
I'm going to support it.
So, like, it was weird.
I hope she's up her shock value.
But can I say, after saying all that,
this will make me the biggest hypocrite?
Chloe and Scott do seem like endgame.
They do seem like they'd be really good.
together and I really support that relationship.
So take that for what you will.
I don't know.
I guess it's like a little, yeah, I guess it's fine for them, but no one else.
She said, if you slept with someone 20 years ago, what the F am I supposed to do?
It's hard out here.
I personally wouldn't care.
Like, if this was me, let's say Kim or whoever single was like, oh, I met this guy.
And I was like, oh, my God, I effed him when I was 20, but it's fine.
I wouldn't care.
I think Chloe, like, is allowed to because I love her.
like to me like Brittany and queen everything but like anyone else I think it's gross and weird
disgusting but yeah and I guess because it comes up a lot when Courtney um got with Travis that like
originally Travis first had his eye on Kim or whatever you know so right oh they met and they met
back in the day yeah but I think Travis wrote about her in his book about being like a pair
Sultan's assistant with like the big oh T which
like to that I'm like oh like you know whatever like your sister's Kim Kardashian so like obviously and
and Calabas is like as small right there's only like people like Travis is in Calabas like that I kind of give a pass
you sometimes people just love to like you know look for things that don't bother other people obviously
she's fine with it you know I think it's fine I don't know it's hard when your sister's Kim Kardashian
what do you expect most men will at some point be like yeah she was hot she has a big butt you know we love
But I don't know.
I guess, yeah, I guess if you're not like her Ashians, I'd say, like, oh, it's gross.
But, like, I get what she's kind of saying is like, well, the older you get, the last, the pool gets slimmer of, like, the good quality people out there.
So I guess if you were good enough for my sister, you're good enough for me.
In theory.
Because with Kendall, I saw she was with someone.
I forgot who she was walking with.
But, and then her watching Bad Bunny's performance, like, Haley was, like, holding her hand through the whole thing.
And everyone was like, oh, Kendall needed some support watching her ex perform at the halftime show, whatever.
I was like...
She was kind of crazy, actually.
She was standing next to Taylor, the creator, I think, behind Kim.
I think she was walking with someone, I forget who, and he was, like, trying really hard to walk, like, far away from her.
Like, someone that looks like they'd be dating?
Oh, she was walking with 21 Savage.
And he, like, they were walking, like, down the hall at the same time.
And, like, they're just on the opposite size of the hall.
Like, he's literally...
he's literally against the wall to get away
I guess to not be like seen
to have people not think they're like dating or something
are they? No, they're not.
He really, I love a man like that though.
That's how he's like to go to
to walk next to any woman.
If I see you at an airport, you've been going
against a wall.
Just like it's like, no, this is a great.
He always like, no, can't take pictures.
It's not around.
That is, but I love that energy of a man
being like I am not going to be even where you're close to this.
That's a little me.
That's so funny because people probably would assume, right?
But that's a good example, like Kendall dating like Bad Bunny.
Like if, who's single in the carashians?
Does anyone single?
I think she's the last one, no?
Right.
If Kim's with this Lewis Hamill.
Yeah.
But if Kim were to date Bad Bunny, like, that makes sense.
It's Bad Bunny.
Like, I mean, he's probably a good catch, a good guy.
And if, you know, Kendall was like, I'm old for him.
I wasn't that in love with him.
Or I guess, like.
I guess Chloe's single too.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Or, I mean, I guess they were never like official,
but everyone thought Courtney and Justin Bieber kind of had a thing.
And then...
A what?
What was that?
And then him dating Haley and they're like...
Was he 12 at the time?
Like, what does that mean?
Right.
She's like 48.
They weren't hanging up.
No, what?
No, not as long as we've been watching them.
There's just no way I would have remembered this.
No, this is a long time ago.
2015 or early 2016.
How old is Justin Bieber?
2015.
11 years ago?
He was 11.
He was 21.
Oh.
old is he now he's born in 94 so he's 30
32 32 yeah
what
god he seems so young
he's 31 now he's almost he's gonna be
32 in March
okay so he was 21 so how old was she
anyways older
I guess yes for sure it was after she
split with Scott what
and they were hanging out like
they were hooking up no
confirm this they allegedly
right no one was confirming
But it doesn't matter if they hooked up or not
They were hanging out.
Like there's tons of pictures
Yeah
You know, celebrities party together
Hang out together
People magazine reported it
And people is very credible
So T, I mean, I guess allegedly
But probably most likely true
That's
They even went on vacation together
Oh, what?
Yeah
What?
Okay, 2015, what was I doing?
It's like, that were I?
I didn't know where I was.
I did not know this
Yeah
But I was definitely not
keep on with the Kardashians in 17.
I don't know what I was doing.
Do you know?
You got to know better than I do sometimes.
I'm like, what was I doing?
Like nothing.
I don't know.
He was kind of a surround.
Yeah.
There was no memorable thing in 2015.
I guess.
I don't know.
That's good.
Now him with Haley,
who was like, you know, her,
I mean, she was always friends with Kendall and Kylie.
So.
Oh.
Yeah.
Well, then that's where it goes to show, like,
with Chloe.
Like, the pool is small, right?
because it wasn't Taiga with like black china who was friends with Kim and then Kylie and then it's
just like and Rob and oh yeah yeah I mean it's kind of like being in a small town I guess you just
kind of like you know there's only so many rich famous people in this little pocket and they're all
friends with each other makes sense I guess yeah um what a crazy world I did I had to like clock
like clock myself though because I did want to get like upset at Kendall Jenner I was like damn
Kendall Jenna really getting hair styles and then
and bad bunny, like, what the hell?
And I'm like,
let me not take it out on Kendall.
And then on, oh, in the Lest Puckast,
she's like, don't know what these are lesbian.
And I was like, but she always dates all these hot guys.
Or maybe she brought it up even.
She was kind of like, I want to clear these lesbian allegations.
I truly have never heard.
I've heard the lesbian allegations about like, you know,
Taylor Swift, about pretty much anyone else.
But not Kendall Jenner.
I was like, she's always with a hot guy.
I guess because she's just not married with kids.
So they're like, well, must be a lesbian.
Damn.
And a liar.
Oh.
What?
Nothing.
Don't come for...
Wait, why?
Is this something you don't know about?
About the injections or whatever?
No, no.
We were just talking earlier about the liar lesbians.
Never mind.
Oh, about Lisa.
What were you going to say?
I thought, remember when she's about the...
In her saying she's never had any injections or anything.
Some people think she has.
Oh, that...
Right, weird.
Right.
So told me...
Something with the nose.
We said that something...
Accutane nose.
Her nose looks a little bit smaller, but people say it's a side effect of.
Oh, I know who told me.
It wasn't Hannah, but another influencer told me she also had acutane nose.
I think, yeah, I've saw that a lot on Twitter and stuff.
Oh, so maybe that's real.
Yeah, people would be like, I'm the last person to defend Kendall, which is kind of sad.
I'm the last person to defend Kendall Jenner, but I also had acutane nose.
Like a lot of people came forward with their acutane nose story.
So if you have an acutane nose, let us know the comments below.
Don't take acutane, I guess.
That's kind of scary.
I never took acutane.
Someone said that your baby would have a cone head if you took acitaine.
Yeah, it could lead to birth effects.
Oh.
I've never seen a cone head baby.
Like a real cone head like in the movies?
No offense.
If you have one,
I think all babies are beautiful.
But have you ever seen a cone head baby?
You know what?
I don't think I have.
No.
And I'm on the side of TikTok that shows, you know,
just everything, any complications.
I've never seen a, which is fine, honestly.
It's fine if you have a cone head.
I think like I had a friend in high school who was taking acutene.
And I think even on the package,
they have a little drawing of what the baby could look
like,
I think.
That's crazy.
I guess they're warning.
Probably maybe one person had a cone head baby and I was on acutane and it's like.
Because you have to list everything that could possibly happen.
Oh.
Okay.
Because I'm on a macha kick right now and someone's like, my sister lost all her hair on
matcha.
And I was like, yeah.
So I was like Googling it.
I was like scared.
And then I was like, okay, well, I haven't seen any other reports that would confirm
this.
So I was like maybe it just happened to like one person.
Same through the tampon.
It could get like shock.
But I think it killed like one person.
So on the tampon box like you could.
you or something.
It could possibly, yes.
Yeah.
It happened that one time.
Or did your, have you, have you tried?
Have you tried?
Have you tried?
Oh, sure I've gotten one for you to try it.
It's so viral, even though we're like already done.
Oh, we're literally done with the podcast.
But next time I'll get it for you.
The, oh my God, the, do you like banana?
Yeah.
Ice.
It's the banana bread, macha latte.
Oh, that sounds good.
You haven't seen it.
It's like all over.
It's from Starbucks.
Oh, my.
I had this morning.
It tastes like, it's one thing to taste like banana because they always had the banana, like, what's
it called the cold foam.
but it tastes like banana bread.
Like it has the bread part in it too.
It was so delicious.
It was so freaking good.
I don't know.
I'm not a macha cake.
Laoland has the Beverly Hills collab right now
and they have a strawberry matcha milk.
Oh my God.
Mata's good.
I swear, I thought it was so nasty too.
I swear I've tried it where I'm like,
this is so disgusting.
They're doing something that makes it taste so good.
Well, they mix it with stuff.
With like sweeteners.
Yeah, because matcha by itself is like a very strong green tea.
What's a benefit of match?
Do we know what the benefit?
I love match and I really hope it's healthy.
There's big benefits to it.
The stuff they add to it, there's a lot of sugar.
But other than that.
They have the protein matcha.
29 grams of protein in the Starbucks protein macha.
I am like a matcha girl.
I hope I'm going to glow after this.
I hope it's something bad.
I'm always worried like my hair is going to fall out or like a machin nose or something.
You know, it's like, I don't know.
But I hope there's benefits.
No, green tea has benefits for sure.
It's green tea.
Yeah.
In a powder form.
Thank God we're not having a fourth.
baby I would name that baby Macha right now.
Macha, Masha, Benihana.
That's my other hot topic.
Benihana stopped following me and I would name my baby.
I would name my baby Benihana because you know I love Benihana.
We were just talking about how baby Benjana is so good.
Did you know Steve Ayoki's dad?
Is no.
Yes, he started Benny Hana.
That is crazy.
Crazy.
The name of the person.
Huh?
Is that, so is he been?
No, no.
Well, maybe, I don't know what his name is.
Something Ayoki.
I know that.
but his dad started Benny Hana and I was like, I would day him just for that.
His name is Rocky Aoki.
Rocky Aoki.
Rocky Aoki. Good name.
He's, can you imagine being the creator of Benihanna?
That is what?
Is Devanaoke really?
Oh, wow.
Who's Devin Aoki?
Isn't she, she's like Fast and Furious, maybe the first one.
Oh, and the hot girl?
Yes.
Yes.
She's related?
Yeah, siblings.
Just Steve Aoki.
Whoa.
And her dad invented Beni Hanna?
Yeah.
Shout out the Aoki family.
Oh, I need to be in that family.
I freaking love Benihana.
We were just talking about how yesterday
I saw this on TikTok and it sparked it.
Actually, in general, we were talking about
like restaurants are just like not as good
as they used to be, right?
Like, did you go to Chili's back in the day?
Like as a kid?
Remember their chicken crisper?
And they had that like thick batter
and now you go and it's like kind of like frozen
or whatever.
Like first of all chilies, please bring them back
those chicken crisper.
But like all restaurants seemed a little better.
Like red lobster used to be better
back in the day.
Like everything, right?
Everything was a little better.
So I think like going out to eat anymore.
Even like McDonald's.
I don't know.
know maybe it's just maybe our taste buds have changed but i feel like McDonald's was like so much
better as a kid i don't know i just don't like love going out to eat anymore and i was trying to
think of restaurants that are like worthy like truly nothing good to me is like worthy of going out
except for bunny hana because you can't really do that at home but is there like a restaurant where
like it's so much cheesecake factory yeah that one we like we do take out from there
my christmas chicken is really good food chain oh i see because once once they're of a big
franchise they produce all the food in one factory somewhere and they try to find ways to make the
most money.
Chili's and Applebee's are good examples of those.
This used to be so good.
Fridays used to be so good.
They're Jack DeNiels,
chicken and shrimp used to be huge when I was a kid.
And I, like, look back our photos and make it was so big.
I don't even know if they exist anymore.
No, I don't think so we had one that is gone now.
It is sad.
The quality of, like, eating out is just, like, not there.
But Benny Hanna followed me.
And years after I followed them.
So that's, like, so weird.
Random timing.
Yeah.
Because you haven't talked about them in a minute.
No.
But I feel like, yeah.
But we do talk about them all the time in our actual personal life.
Yeah.
They hurt us.
Yeah.
But I feel like you'd promo them a lot.
Like.
Oh, I loved it.
Yeah.
Well, that's why I started showing all my lore on Instagram.
Like, just in case, because they start following me, you got to like remind them, you know?
Like, don't forget.
I did all this lore.
It's so good.
Kim Kardashian was influenced by you as well.
Oh, yeah.
Her kids went to Beniham.
Like a day after our kids said, I would love to see Kim Kardashian at the Encino Benihana
sitting at the end of the table with the steam.
Pro tip, don't sit on the end where the steam goes your way
because you're going to smell like habachi for days to come.
Do you like it?
Have you been?
Yeah, you actually influenced me.
I went for my birthday like two, three years ago.
It was before the podcast.
But because you guys went and I was like,
that's where I want to go for my birthdays.
I should go there for my birthday.
I should go there for my birthday because it is like a little truck in.
I love Benihana's.
The Encina one does not have windows.
So my kids get a little like freaked out by it.
But we got to take them again because Malbu did not like the experience years ago.
And so we usually go when we don't have like the kids.
but I love Beniana.
Yeah, she was one.
It's good for kids.
I mean, at some point, we all sit there.
We'll have the whole table just for us.
That's true.
We could get the whole table actually because it's there.
Maybe in Vegas, too.
The one at the Weski is cool.
Anyways, love Benihana.
Wish I had some now.
It just comes in.
That's why I surprise is.
That's how funny.
I do have my matcha, my new macha scent.
The macho milk from Flores.
I just got mine too.
I love it.
Did you put it with the berries and cream?
I put just the macho milk today, and I do love it.
God, match is good smelling.
Yeah, it's like, I'm going to be delusional and say it kind of my impact because I've been saying I layer my macho scent with vanilla.
And this one is literally like a warm vanilla mixed with macho.
And so it is like the Oscar sense.
Like it is very much like I should be the face in the match milk, me claiming.
Wait, that is kind of crazy though.
Yeah.
I've been saying I layer matcha 26 or the knockoff of Masha 26 to do with vanilla.
You didn't.
And then you like tagged me in it like a week later and I was like that's crazy that.
I know.
And it's like the perfect.
The face of match.
I do love it.
Yep.
Macha's good.
Macha is so good.
I'm on the quest to find the best matcha.
Oh God, I love.
Shout out San Bernardino too.
Like that hell of kitty matcha?
I think about it daily.
My new favorite thing is finding businesses out of people's houses.
The hell of kitty ones out of someone's house in San Bernardino.
That is, it's called Don's Macha.
The best match I've ever had.
They had the banana pudding on it.
Oh, they were kind of ahead of it.
They had the banana pudding on there.
And it was so good.
It came hell kitty matcha.
I want to find someone.
If you're in L.A., let me know.
Someone who makes the seafood boils out of their house.
Oh.
I've seen tons of people on TikTok being like, it's out of this person's like kitchen.
I want it so bad.
I just love it.
The fact that that's the best.
That's where the new trend of take out is is like just someone's kitchen, just cooking you up stuff.
Yeah.
My parents, every time we order Cuban food for like a family thing, it's out of someone's house.
Oh, I love.
stuff from, yeah, she cooks it all, and you just go to her house to pick it up.
That's so smart.
Yeah.
I love that so much more.
And like you said, the care that it takes and like just like, I don't know, it just tastes better than this.
Most of it's frozen right at those restaurants.
So like, we love a BJ's, but it does taste like just, even their pizza used to be so good.
It used to be really good.
And we go.
There's one near us and it's like, it's okay.
It just doesn't hit like it used to.
I don't know.
We got to figure it out restaurants, quick services out there.
Besides Domino's and Arbys, everyone else needs to set up.
Because dominoes and arbees is perfect in every single way.
And honestly, Raisin Cain is not sponsored, but I do love their quality as always there.
It always hits really good.
But those chilies chicken crispers need to come back as they were.
It was so good.
It was so good.
And those fries were so much better when they were all peppery.
They're just like not the same anymore.
Period.
It starts to get that hour.
I'm like, and that's bad.
A little bit.
Yeah.
I was just being like, what's in this bag?
Nothing at the heart's worth.
is there.
Oh, I guess next episode's our valent.
I was going to say, what are you doing Valentine's Day?
I guess what's going on next episode.
Oh, my God.
I forgot my hot topic.
I mean, there's not much to it.
I didn't want, because I was like, oh, what did I do this weekend?
Oh.
I forgot that I went to, anyway, we went to the movie theaters, went to go see a movie.
Guess who I saw as I left the AMC.
Wait, why didn't you like, yeah, you should start with this.
I know.
I completely forgot that this was one of my things.
Vanessa Hudgens.
Is that a friend?
I think if you.
Ashley Tisdell, I always think high school musical with you because you always see
them in like Woodland Hills.
That is so funny.
No, I was leaving the theater with Darian.
I saw James Charles and the AMC.
Isn't that gaggy?
Yup.
It was wild.
AMC.
It was our usual.
Hello.
No, TikTok was being made as unfortunately.
I was gagged, but.
Oh, do you know, scared?
In my hot topics.
Oh.
Because he was just singing along to something and people were gagged about it.
But in a bad way or a good gagged or kind of.
good, I guess.
No.
No, I mean, people were, you know.
Wait, good.
I mean, that's pretty much.
So was he, oh.
I was leaving.
Daryne and I were leaving.
He was getting in line to the AMC's A-list line.
Oh.
Guess who he was with.
I mean, this would really surprise everyone,
but he was with a twink.
He was with a young-looking tweet of age, I would say, apparently.
Just young-looking.
Young-looking, yeah, tall, tall, white, skinny twink.
And I could.
I could
I was staring at him
and then he kind of looked up
at me for a second
and then I giggled
and walked away
I went down the escalator
You didn't wave
No I giggled
I just couldn't help it
If I saw him I would just
keep walking honestly
I would just yeah
Block in real life
I told and then I look over to Dary
and I was on the escalator
And I was like
Not James Charles in the AMC
I was like should I go back
And get a popcorn
And then he's like
Are you gonna title the podcast
Confronting James Charles
The AMC
And I was like good job
Barryian
Good creative dress
Did you actually see him
That is gaggy
Is that specific one
I feel like I've never seen anyone there before.
So that was kind of gaggy, yeah.
Yeah, I don't know if we have either.
We do like that one.
Although everyone is saying the-
We go when they'll, we go like at 10 a-m.
Yeah.
Everyone said the number one AMC in the whole country is AMC Burbank.
Have you been to that one?
I have been to that one.
I mean, maybe they revamped because I had two,
I used to Osset-Rec and I was kind of like, oh, it's kind of okay.
I doesn't hold the candle to, I think, AMC Woodland Hills.
I'll be the face of that one.
I love AMC Woodland.
The vibes are amazing there.
I would say not amazing, but...
What?
We sometimes have to go there because it's an earlier start and it has the good nachos,
but I'm not a...
I'm not a gagger for it.
Which AMC are you going to be the face-off?
I would be...
AMC, Porter Ranch.
I do we go out that way.
I've been to that one once, and I did not love it as much as I'm...
That's the Nicole Kimmon-M-C-to-no.
And it is kind of everything...
But it's smaller.
Yeah, that's why I like it.
Smaller, intimate.
The popcorn is tastier.
It's so good.
My favorite.
Hmm.
I mean, I just, I love AMC Wooden Hills.
Everyone go to that one if you are in the area.
It is so good.
Well, no one go to AMC,000 Oaks.
That's the worst.
Popcorn, the nachos cheese is always cold.
They never have the buckets.
They never have the cups.
They never have anything.
I mean, they're very sweet.
They always like, no, I am.
But the food is.
Join us on Patreon.
You'll see.
We'll review him.
Oh, you're good.
The performance.
Singing in and I don't think we can put the music here.
Work.
Whoa.
Yeah.
Okay.
Wot, want, want.
And then my last hot topic was Michaela.
Have you been keeping up with Michaela?
Okay, work.
I just, I clock in.
Wait, wait.
Accent tissues.
Which one?
Where's the accent on the commercial?
Now that one?
Oh, no.
What do you have?
I think I'm very, Michaela.
What's yours?
Her, come to Jesus moment when she met up with her friend from high school and she was like,
I'm going down the wrong path of being an influencer has corrupted me.
Oh, mine was not wearing a wedding ring at the Super Bowl without Cody.
We have three.
What about the Lemmy?
Are you talking about the Lemmead?
She did a Lemmead?
And she talked about getting eaten out in the Lemmead?
Stop it.
Oh, my God.
Wait, we have some.
We have a whole of Michaela segment.
Okay, well, I.
Michaela, if you're watching this, does no, I'm your defender.
I love you.
When people are like, she's not wearing a ring, I'm like, neither do I, girl.
There's no, there's no merit to it.
I'm going to, I'll be, I'll be the lawyer.
for Michaela here. I'm gonna defend her and everything. The eating and out thing is crazy. I don't know if I'm gonna be able to defend that but anything else let's go. All right. Michaela hot topics. Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait, the money's a L'Orielle Paris.
Damn, she's been doing that L'Orielle Paris.
So she's, like so long falsies. The way she took with. This is the lash line got average lashes. Luriel Paris extensionist mascara.
I don't it sounds like a eye, right?
No.
Seriously.
To me that sounds like a customer service.
Like when I do ad reads, I'm like,
Alipop, Shirley Temple,
two to five grams of sugar
and supports digestive health.
Like I just think you just talk differently
when you're advertising.
Yeah, no, I'm not,
I have no criticism.
Everyone was just like,
where's the accent?
No, everyone were like,
where's the accent?
It's so.
Well, she's doing an ad read.
Why would she have,
why would she like,
this is a Wolliplawy.
Two to five grams of shipping.
You wouldn't do that for an ad read.
No, but still,
you pick up the phone.
Kand Kardashian.
No, I think we know her accent is exaggerated.
She said everything's fake online.
Like, I think she's, like, claimed it.
I think that's her character.
If you don't change accents, you just,
you bring a certain voice.
You have a certain voice you do.
You didn't see what I did this morning.
I'm like, oh, Britain.
I love to change it a little accent.
Any signs and I can't.
Okay, I get what you're saying.
But it's not a guy.
I think people were being a little,
did you see that on the internet people?
You're for it.
People were saying, where's her accent?
To me, it was just her audio was so clean.
and strange. So maybe just it's dubbed maybe.
No, but Loriel shot it, clearly.
It's like when we did the dominoes.
So it was recorded in really good quality.
Yeah.
So it almost sounds artificial.
And I think some people just were confused.
Well, that's a compliment to you, Michaela.
You sounded so good that people were like, this has to be fake.
This has to be AI.
And that to me is a very big compliment.
So.
Okay.
One for Michaela.
Two for Michaela.
I'm with you on the wedding band too.
You can have fun without your husband.
You can have found without your wedding band.
People rob people.
You know what I mean?
Like, I'm for you, Michaela, like, having a good time.
Wait, so where was she with the other room?
Super Bowl weekend?
She went with her girls.
Oh.
And they're like, no Cody's in sight and no wedding ring.
Oh.
People need a chill.
She's another one I loves to be like, I'm going to go private and then not.
But who cares?
Like, go private and then go public and then bring them back.
Like, who cares?
Like, you know what I mean?
Like, you know what I mean?
She says Cody has a regular job.
I wants to be a regular person.
Let it be.
You know what I mean?
You all are haters.
I never.
wear my running. We never wear a wedding and never wear it.
That's funny. Mine doesn't fit, but you know,
the robbing of it all too.
Yeah, she looked like she had a great time in the,
she's from New England, right? She's in Boston. Go Patriots.
Oh, see, she probably is a Patriot. I'm assuming a Patriots girl.
Yeah, everyone loves Tom Brady.
She was with her friend that was like, no one hires me in beauty campaigns.
Oh, that girl. Okay, well. Yeah, I love her. I love her. I don't know her name,
but I do love her. She is fierce. And she was there. Everyone says, I'm not friends in Michaela.
And then Michaela pops and like, hi guys. And then like, we're friends.
Wait, so did you see her TikTok where she talked about like how she realized she was being too much of like an influencer and getting too much into that world?
And she met up with her friend from high school who only knew her as like the old Michaela.
And then she realized that she was getting too much and like she was doing too much as far as like the halls and the luxury and all that.
Did you see that?
Oh.
Oh, because she kind of talked about that thing where like influence like there's so much fakeness.
Like everything you see is fake.
You guys are right.
It was that one.
I saw that clip I didn't know what it was about.
Yeah, the full context of that is her having this like come to Jesus moment of like, you know,
I realized I was being like getting almost like buying into the hype of being an influencer too much.
It's kind of like the gist of it where it's like I realized I've been doing getting lost in it and like chasing the numbers and the views and you know.
It's like a Christmas movie plot.
It is giving Hannah Montana movie where she realizes like she doesn't want because the guy got the Hannah Montana movie.
it begins when Hannah gets in a fight with Tower Banks
because they're fighting over like the last pair of shoes
in the one size.
And then her Billy Ray Cyrus is like,
girl,
like you're losing your small town girl roots.
Like let's send you back to Tennessee
so you can reconnect with who you really are.
And this is kind of the plot of Michaela's TikTok
where she was like,
you guys,
I am a small town girl.
She kept saying that.
And I thought that was fierce.
I am a small town girl.
Like I am not going to move to New York.
I'm not going to move to L.A.
Like I need to reconnect with my small town girl roots.
And,
So it was giving Hannah Montana movie tease.
All right.
You know, never too late to have a comedy to do this moment.
That's why I was thinking too.
And she was just saying like they hate lately has like really gotten to me, which I do
that because again, some criticism warranted sometimes it's like you just don't like her
so anything she does you're going to be upset about.
Yes.
And it's hard to like decipher who is the hater and who's just trying to help you grow.
Exactly.
That's why I always think the internet's good for that way.
Like I do think like if enough people are telling you like, ooh, that's not it.
Like eventually like listen, you don't really, you don't think they're all haters.
you know what I mean and she's young you know and I feel like the overconsumpt of it all the consumerism is it all like it's like you know sometimes you're unaware even if you come from humble beginnings you may be unaware of how horrible this economy is now and how people like literally cannot eat food I like you know like I think you miss that somehow so maybe that maybe yeah she had met with a friend and she's like damn this is a little yeah and she promised that she's going to start doing better using her platform better etc etc but then the guy gets her next TikTok was like this let me add and you
It was like, so you guys are going to be, it's crazy.
You guys are going to be shocked, but I'd never been eaten out.
And I was like, the whiplash was crazy.
I was like, work.
I think I.
But what's the product?
It's like, let me purr, right?
Let me purr.
It's like for intimacy, we have some up there.
I think that and well people gave it to us when we went to Vegas.
They gave us like a lemmy purr.
I looked at the other day.
I'm like, what is this?
And it's like for intimacy, I guess.
So it's like a female.
Yeah, it's a vaginal probiot.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's a crazy thing to say when you're married.
I mean, no judgment.
She didn't blame.
In her defense, she didn't say it's because of Cody.
She said it's because she was too, like, embarrassed or insecure about, like, what she would taste like.
So it was of her own accord.
It was a boundary she made.
Like, I do not want to be in now.
Now with the let me purse, like, I think it tastes great.
I've been taking these for a month.
Like, now I'm ready to get Ian now.
I want to know if that's the truth.
Everyone was worried about the falseese if that was real advertising.
like advertising.
I wanted the truth.
Yeah.
Because I always am curious when people are
promoting a gummy.
Like,
because you have to use them for a while
until like you really start.
Yeah.
She claims a month.
So I don't know who's,
it was to say really.
But.
Oh my God.
Yeah.
That is,
it was such a gag though to go from like,
because I think there was a channel.
I think it was T-spell or something where they put like her house like a
Michaelaism where like she was promoting like the salmon egg or the salmon sperm.
Oh yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
She was like,
this is great.
This is amazing.
the salmon sperm sperm and then like when she released her own she was like let me tell you every other
salmon sperm product is a lie no salmon sperm product works only mine because i have like i made this
special and but it's like girl you were just selling a salmon spar like a month ago but now you're
saying all of it's a lie and i'm like damn like the whip lye yeah everyone can change their mind
allow change and growth i'm like the whiplodge is great
So again, going from like, I'm a small town girl.
Like, I'm connecting.
Again, the accent was kind of missing in it too.
Like, it would, like, some words all of a sudden, it would come back for the most part of it was gone.
And then I'm a small town girl.
We connect it to my roots.
Like, I'm going to, whatever you guys want to see.
Almost like the Jacqueline Hill, like, you know, what do you guys want to see, blah, blah, blah.
And then the next one being like, I'd never been eaten out.
I'm doing these, let me gumming.
I'm like, this is nuts.
But fears to me at the same time.
I don't know.
Fears always.
Mikaela can do no wrong in my book.
I'm always like.
She can do wrong with me, but she is camp.
She is, I'm sorry, she's kind of camp.
I think there's just a certain person that I'm like, I just admire that they keep going.
And I love it.
I do love it.
And not thriving, dude, not even just keep going.
She's obviously thriving and making money and doing everything.
And I love that.
And I think she just needs to keep, because just in the world of influencers and just celebrity, people are just, everyone is just the same.
Everyone just same cookie cutter.
Okay, we get it.
We're all this.
And she's so uniquely different.
And I love that about her.
I love people who are just so different.
and that's Michaela.
I mean, that's so nicely.
And that's what I try to be.
I try really hard to be different.
I try really hard to be different.
I don't have to try that hard.
I am very different, but obviously.
But I like that.
I like her.
That's funny.
I want to do a lemmy purr campaign.
We have upstairs.
I have them in like our vitamins thing.
I was like, oh, where is it from?
I wonder if they work for holes too.
Like.
Because it tastes better.
My first TikTok.
So you guys, here's the guy.
I can never been eating out.
But I try these lemmy holes and let me holes.
and let me tell you.
Do they have one for,
that's a good,
you should be the face of that.
Courtney, get on it.
I'm really tempted to try these lemmies
because people like,
even panel like off camera,
like, no,
like lemies are actually so good?
And I was like,
really?
Or I was just like,
are we,
what do you call it,
placebo?
Is it like?
Yeah.
Maybe we should have for a Patreon.
Just go get all the lemmies.
They'll be like,
let them and be OD on lemme.
I'm worried about what I'm going to find
when I come into the room.
Just love me.
That's a good way.
It's one to make you sleep,
one to make you high,
want to make you.
I love it.
The one that she was like in the go,
in the cart,
like in Target in front of all her lemmy stands.
It's like,
I think she's,
I love it.
Lemmy.
That's the only thing.
This one branch of I want to go on.
A Coachella lemmy,
Lemmy,
let me anywhere.
I want to go.
The only thing I worry about the lemmy branch of is that it probably,
like the snacks are probably going to be ass at the oney branch.
Oh, for sure.
She did a camp.
She will be skinny afterwards.
It'll be so snatched.
You're right.
She would be all healthy.
Sugar-free, everything.
Oh, that's right.
Corny definitely is the little like
ink spot up, but I love it.
You know what I mean? I kind of love her too.
I love them all. I never want to talk about the Kardashians,
because I really do love them all.
That's what I'm saying with Chloe.
Yeah, date everybody.
You know, go date.
Oh, my God.
Date.
Reggie Bush.
I don't know.
Who else?
But I love them.
I do love the Kardashians.
They are good.
They have it on lock.
All of them.
Yeah, crazy.
I love Michaela too.
I love Michaela.
She's the 7th Kardashian.
She would be great.
Michaela Kardashian.
I'm just wondering she hasn't been on the show.
Like Addison did.
Remember when she...
Remember when Courtney was friends with Addison?
Now that was...
Love them.
Crazy, right?
That was weird.
She had her at the dinner.
She's like, here's Addison.
I'm like, what?
Oh my friend.
She was like literally like 19 at the time.
Like, okay.
God, that kills me.
I forgot.
one she was in the
he's all that
right he's all that
whatever whichever one
just yeah right
they were like
and they were being like besties
yes
why weren't you just Courtney
like that's what you were
she should just like
played herself
her acting
and serious to me
I know
oh man
it's giving
it's giving like
Shane on Jacob Satorius
and Caleb Malickson has
you're kind of like
like, I think I've seen this film before, you know?
You're a victim of cancel culture.
Oh.
Oh, that's not.
We should unpack that on Patreon.
Because I know we were like, didn't talk about it and like a boarding.
I always saw them do the wake up in the movie.
I always saw that.
And then I finally saw clips.
I was like, what is going on here?
What is going on here?
And then it kind of, yeah, there was.
The world is so ins serious.
Like, actually.
So, serious.
I'm like, I can't.
Not Shane coming, but just like keeping to himself, not doing podcasts,
and then being on Jacob Satorius and Caleb Malik.
I live.
Okay, well, we'll talk about that.
And James Charles, what does he sound like in that TikTok?
I'm curious to know.
Go to patreon.com slash Jess Trish for our extended.
I hope we guys had fun here.
We had fun.
Love to everyone except Jake Paul.
And we'll see you in the next one.
Have a good week.
Bye.
