Just Trish - Feb 17, 2026

Episode Date: February 17, 2026

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I love Markp but she can do wrong. And even though she's Australian, you know, I don't hold it against her. So she wasn't having it. She was like, no, like I'm not taking him back. Like he messed up and now he's dragging me into it. Yeah, that's the double words. Like you cheat on me and something I didn't want.

Then you put it out there something I didn't want. Like what? Stop, just stop. Like you're ruining my life twice over now. Happy New Year. Year of the Horse. This is when the real year starts. You might have think in January's a little slow.

January might have been a little rough. January feels so long, and that's because the year the snake has shed. We have shed anything that does not fit our lives. And we are here for Year of the Horse momentum moving forward, full speed ahead. You can't stop these Clydesdale legs. That's what she can hear us said, right? Lucky that I have strong small breasts like... Yes.

Small breasts that are humble. Giddy up, girls. There's a lot. It's a new year. Come on. Yes. Get back on that saddle. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

Get started. Or just get on it because it's the first day. You maybe didn't even fall off. If you fall on, and get back on, the horse is going on all year round. Yep, yep. It's crazy. I'm so excited for the Chinese New Year.

We'll get to it in a minute. Vote for me for your favorite Broadway debut. High Heart Radio Awards. See me at the Netflix is a joke May 5th. See me in India. May 9th. It's going to be a great time. Go to patreon.com slash just Trish.

If you had no one to spend Valentine's Day with, Moses made some homemade fries. for our Valentine's date and we filmed it and it was really fun we got really deep and personal so if you're ever like I just don't see their connection on the podcast go over there because we connected oh once there's good food in me too I'm just watching moses cook I'm just like ooh like you don't mean like I get all into the moon and then we're just talking I got so emotional I just like the best and um it's a good time so go to patreon.com slash just trish today new year new meat I really feel it I I really feel a little Chinese I'm not going to lie

Like, I just feel it. We're watching Nobody Wants This on Netflix and the mom of Kristen Bell's character who did not grow up Jewish. She all of a sudden, she goes around to like the Jewish holidays with Adam Brody's character who's a rabbi. And she's like, wait, I feel Jewish. And at first I was like, well, that's offensive. But all the Jewish people on the show, I married a man who grew up Jewish, couldn't affirm that it's a feeling. You can feel Jewish. You can just feel it.

And it's not like an offensive thing. She's like, I just feel it. And then Kristen Bell is like, she's a little cynic because she's like, the whole thing is like, She's supposed to convert, but she doesn't feel it. She was, mom, I want to feel it. Like, I don't understand. And she's like, she kept saying, you're not Joe. She's not Joe.

She goes, it's just a feeling. She goes, I feel lighter. I feel like I belong. And look, I appreciate a lot of cultures, as we know. Like, I love cultures. I love appreciating all that. But Chinese New Year just, it really, we have our dragon. I'll insert it.

We got this like dragon mirror. We have our tiger for Malibu. We have a dragon. The snake is coming. Like, we just, we love it. We've always connected on it. We've said from the beginning. We're always connected to the Chinese zodiac first.

Chinese zodiac first. When we met, we're like, wouldn't it be cool if we had like a Chinese dragon baby and a Chinese snake baby? And like it's so impossible because it's every 12 years. So like it like basically to have like the baby the same as you,

you'd have to either be 24 or 36. 24 is very young to have a baby. 36 is considered old to have a baby. But or 48. So it's like those 12 years. So the fact that we like, anyways, it was pretty special. And then Malbu is our little rogue tiger,

water tiger, which is great. So anyways, always felt a connection to it. I always loved it. I'm excited. I'm excited for today. I treached in the rain to get our Chinese donuts from Judy's donuts in New Bear Park. Ever been?

No. It's a vibe. It looks like just, unassuming pink box donut. Like it literally comes in pink box. Like it looks unassuming. It's this cute little couple in there. It looks like a white box.

Pink honey right here. Oh, oh, I see. Yes. Okay. I'm like, don't you. Don't you cross me. I'm like, wait. There is a white too.

Well, they wanted to make it look nice. They're like, I just DM them. And I was like, hey, can you hold some of those donuts for me? And I'm glad I did because I went in this morning and they were all gone. And then they had them in the back. So shout out Judy, because she runs to herself. I'm like, do you run it?

And she's like, yeah, I run this. And she was so cute. And anyways, which one would you like? We have a, what is this one? I picked them. I already picked them from which one. Oh, okay. Who gets what?

It was in your little video. Because I was doing stuff. I'm like, somebody's recording me. Oh, you thought I was like secret. Who's this one for? So that I said gives Oscar vibes. That does get me vibe. Wait, what?

Is this a smile in the blush? Oh, okay. It's like, is it an orange or a pumpkin? He'll decide. I think it's an orange, right? Oh, tangerines. Yeah. Tangerines are lucky.

Yeah. Okay. I do know. Okay. The next two are pretty obvious. Obvious. Oh, no, it's not. Baby, it's obvious.

Am I a fish? Kish like fish? Who's the water here? Oh. And the sardines. This is really cute. Look, that's so cute. That's beautiful.

I showed it in the closet. Okay, I can show it in the closet. This is so beautiful. Oh my gosh. Oh, and then mine's the dragon, of course. Ooh! Dragons are lucky, even though it's not the dragon, they're lucky all year round. We love a little dragon.

They do dragon dances tonight. That's what we're going to do tonight. We have that board game upstairs. We have a little dragon dance. I can't read it, right? It's so cute. Oh my gosh, just so adorable. Okay.

I ate the horse one on the way over here, but it was really cute too. Let me see if I can. A little horse, I ate the little nose on the other. I'm dead. I know. It was really cute. Well, you know. No, I'm an influencer.

I had to do a TikTok. I had to do a reel. So I was doing little bites of everything. We have our rod envelopes, our yearly tradition here. This is your little money in your red envelope to make the year prosperous. And for everyone watching you as well, I hope that you have a very prosperous year. If you're watching this, don't wash your hair. I hope you have.

Hopefully we'll get this up early. Don't wash your hair today. Wash away prosperity and wealth. Open up doors for new energy. Don't cut anything. Eat noodles for longevity. dim sum for wash your hair tonight well you tonight you guys tomorrow because this will be on new year's day yeah that's why i washed my hair now because tomorrow when this is air yes yes yes so do not

watch your hair do not cut anything yeah work okay noodles for longevity and dimsum for well like coin you know because i like coin i also gave you a tangerine that's so random okay here's we have the podcast because i keep all my that is so sweet wait is this like four Is this our fourth one? I'm always so confused. We've been on three years, but we have four. I always get confused. Four.

Because I get an extra bonus because I was. Wait, 2024 would have been our first Chinese New Year together. So it's three. Okay, I don't know. You just took an extra one. We got to give these tours. Probably one is yours. Probably there's one that's your.

Okay, okay. We've got to give one to the girls upstairs too. But I'm excited for Year of the Horse. If this is your year, congratulations. You're going to have the best year ever. Our dragon year was amazing. Your snake year was amazing. Like, it really has been the best, so I'm rooting for everyone.

These two are the tangerines that was the same year. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. They're full with cash. Woo! Okay, so prosperous to all. Yeah, I'm really excited. You can get some panda exprat. You're supposed to have a feast tonight, too.

You know, I'm getting one. I got those big bowls upstairs. Oh, I should. I'm going to get everything because you're supposed to have a feast, you know? So you can have the honey, walnut, shrimp, the panda, the orange chicken, the Beijing, beef. I'm going to get it all. You get the healthy. You get the grilled. The string bean chicken and like a honey sesame. Yeah. Healthy. Yeah, sure. Get those noodles. Yeah.

And that's good. You can go all in. And you Moses, you can't hold her back if the order is $300 or something. No, most go. Pick it up. That's insensitive. Yeah, exactly. Again, it's raining. Again, I'm going to be in the rain going to come back to pick it up. Last time to get it. Well, you know, it's worth it. It's lucky. The brain felt lucky. Nobody was out today. I went to go get my lot of tickets. I went to so many different ATMs trying to get this cash. Every ATM was like, not working, not working. And so I was like, I need to get this cash out. So it was great. Nobody was

out. It was wonderful. And then finally went to New Mexico to give a little speech to the kids. Shout at University of New Mexico. My first ever college speaking engagement felt very good. I loved it. Even though I guess New Mexico I found out later as a red state, they were a very liberal college. They had like a, they're in the top 10 for like queer centers in. Yes, it was a beautiful, wonderful. I loved chatting with everyone. It was only an hour. And y'all, I tried to come out the door. And they were like, first of all, their security is like top-notch. It felt like I was the president. Like they were in suits and like earpieces and like, it's too dangerous to go out there.

I'm like, it's literally like college kids here in Albuquerque. Like, it's fine. Like you saw them. And they were just like, oh, we can't control it or whatever. So I was like down to come out and they had me go off in a decoy car. I don't know. I mean, they're the president or something. I'm like, you guys, it's fine.

I can go. But I got to like at the stage. They cut me off right at an hour. I was ready to talk all night because I had to. There's only one flight to and from Albuquerque from Burbank. So I stayed the night and they told me I had to leave after an hour, but I was down to me. I got to meet so many cool. They're also young.

It's all the students that put it on. They're all very young. I met some presumably straight guys that seemed nice. They were young straight men and that was, one was the president. And he seemed pretty nice. It restored my faith in straight boys out there. I hope they're nice like that. I hope they were all as nice as those two boys.

But anyways. And then a lot of the girls, shout out to all the girls, mostly girls that put it on. There were so many sororities. I was doing all the signs. I don't want to do anything wrong. But there was so many signs that I did. There was a Latina founded sorority, which was really fun and really cool. There was just like so many cool different sororities to be a part of.

So I was doing all the signs. Go, go Lobos. Lobos. You know what that is? Woo, woo, yeah, they were the Lobos. Shout out Eddie Valentino. No, Eddie Valentine. Designer who once lived in L.A., now is back in Albuquerque.

That's where he grew up. He moved back in 21. He does these bling Lobos Roswell where the aliens are. He does like all these really cool bling things in the airport. My eye caught him immediately. He just happened to be there. He looked fierce. I was like, you look like somebody.

And I got a bunch of merch. And we got a bunch of New Mexico Hotel Chaco. Shout out Hotel Chaco. Never been to Albuquerque before, but they gave great hospitality. Shout out to Cafe de Armo. Does that sound like something? You know who you are. They made a really good tomorrow.

Oh, yeah. So we do need to address. Oh, is this, okay. Yeah. DMZ already. Yeah. Oh. This is probably the biggest scandal of the week.

Oh, was this our main hot topic? Should I have saved it for the end? I mean, it's so big that I think you need to address and take accountability for the incident. Accountability! I was emerging myself, submerging myself in New Mexico culture. I was in it. I was getting everything New Mexico. I got the soap of Pia's.

I got them all. I was the green, Chile. cheeseburger at McDonald's. I was getting it all. So what? Yes. First of all of God. So you hear it's from TMZ or? Well, yes. Go. Yes. Tricia Pitas tried her very first tamale and she fully ate the corn husk. Here is the full club. What in New Mexico? Let's try the tamale. Mmm. The inside is like so good. Okay. Let me try it from the side. I got it from the side. I got in there.

Mazzre de Dios. What does that mean? Teresa Maria Pettas. My Emana, for favor. That was my immediate thought. Really? I hope that you comment. You never comment.

And I was like, Oh, Oscar's in the comments. I know. Everyone was reaching out to me for a statement. I said, adios meo. And what did you say?

Adios me? But we never had a tamal mukbang. Okay? We do it. I've sat down and had one together. You bring all this delicious food. We've gotten over of Christmas, all these Cuban foods,

all these everything. And I was like we never had. I know. The gag is I don't like a tamale. But that's because it's a texture thing for me. Because I mean, you kind of, I think, could have cured my texture thing. Because I like a crispy and a soft. So I think maybe if there was an edible, like, crispy outside, I would like it more.

You know? So when I was hearing you crunch and try to rip through that corn husk, I was like, well, there is a world where this could be something. A deep right. Well, right. I was confused. Look, if it was a troll, you know, that would have been at the beginning. I would have put that. I know that was like the second.

I was like the eight minimum. It was the last. It was last because I had the panera in between. I started off with a little concha. And then I went with like a, yeah, then I went with the panera. Someone's like, try the panera here. And I was like, well, I think this is not local.

I think someone tricked me. Someone's like, oh, New Mexico's known for the panera. And I was like, this kind of tastes like my panera. But okay. So they tricked me on that. And then the tamal came after. And, yeah, you know, I looked it up. Obviously, my closest friends.

And they're my glam squad of like 12 years. You know, they always talk about tamales. It's always like, ooh, go to the one in Recita. this is the one to go. They talk about making them. And, you know, they're like, you know what, our fault as well for not saying how you eat them. Because this is a very construct thing. Like, to me, what makes it cool is the corn husks.

I'm like, oh, those are cool. Like, I've always wanted to try them. And I never have. And I was like, this is perfect. I'm in New Mexico. And, yeah, it makes sense. You were trying, like, she would argue with them. I was like, you're supposed to peel it.

And he's supposed to peel it and eat the inside. And she's arguing with me. It's like, no. How could you? All of a sudden, Moses is a tamale expert. I am. Never seen you eat a tamala. in my life.

I was like... But living in LA, every event and things, people would show up with like fresh tomatoes and that's the best thing I would run. Because I love them. How do you eat them? How would you eat it? I love them with cheese inside, with chileveriana,

like all this kinds. Oh, okay. You peel it off. And usually they stay intact. It's almost like a packed mashed potato. It's called a masa. They have the soft mass inside. So you pull it back and the masa stays there.

That's why they cook it in the corn husk because they need to, you know, make it, you know, they have to cook it somehow. And then you open and you can have the massas almost, like a little casabia. Your defense, I guess, you know, you've seen me eat a lot of like stuffed grape leaves, for example. Then you eat the grape leaf with the thing. So I guess.

What is the, yeah, PSA. But you know what? I'm going to go back. I'm going to go. Not say it was raining. I didn't have the time. But there is one in Rastita. Shout out to Latina Foodie on TikTok.

She is eating at this place. I don't know what it's called. I'm going to go to find it. And they had it really good. I wanted to go today because of the rain. And they were, um, Ari and Tony. Shout to Ari and Tony. They're really just my resident Latinos is always.

A lot of people are like, Okay, well. And Oscar, who doesn't like tamales, though? I got to go with that. You know, they love the tamales. Right, you are awesome. No, I'm surrounded my whole life. And like the glam, when I started really getting into my glam,

getting into my era, I really did feel like, you know, and I know it's not a feeling being Latina. But I, you know, I feel it sometimes, you know. And so, thanks to Oscar and Ari and Tony to everyone. You know, then you kind of. get to know it more. Like today, it's cold and rainy. What would you get on a rainy day over in the tents? A hot chocolate. Very close. No, it's a rice thing. A champurado. Have you ever had? Champurado?

No. Okay, you put a little masa in the hot chocolate to feel full, you know? And I don't know how you say, but when they were like something, something, something. I love that. You said that how you say. How you say a cucumber? How do you say the Latino in my life? Honestly, they're so sweet. They really are, like, honorary. I actually met, oh, someone in the airport,

and he's, like, honorary. Like, they're so sweet, because I do love culture, and it's never, it's never, obviously, it's obvious place. Like, I just want to, like, you know, feel fun. Fit in, but also, like, be excited about something in life. And, yeah, so they were like today, they're like, oh, you could get the Champbrado. And I wanted to get one of those at the tent,

but because it's raining here in L.A. Anyways, all that to say, probably my Latina card is revoked for today because I ate the tamal wrong. Tamales, I guess, is plural, but I had Unta Mall. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So.

Well, don't go without me. I went. You want come? Yeah, I love them. Okay. We'll go there. I didn't know. I didn't know.

There's a really good place by my Arby's I like in Reseda. I'll have to go. I love it. I love expanding my horizon. Yeah, too. It's fun. We got a lot of culture today.

We had our Chinese. Yes. We had a little Latin flavor. And you should go. When you're in Reseda, there's a lot of Peruvians. food. In Peruvian restaurants, it's always, there's Peruvian food, but also Chinese food, because there's a lot of Chinese people in Peru. So I think you need to go there. Then you have literally the best of both worlds,

because you can get Chinese, it's like literally the menu is like Chinese food, like fried rice and stuff. And then also like Peruvian dishes. What's your favorite Peruvian dish? Um, I like, uh, it's called Lomo. It's like, uh, you can either get it like chicken or beef and it's like almost like a stew kind of with like a soy sauce and like tomatoes. You think I would like it? Is it soupy? No. It's a, it's a, It's like, it is a little saucy though, but like almost like a soy saucy kind of thing. Oh, yeah, okay. Like a stir fry almost. I like that kind of sauce.

With rice and fries. It's really good. We should do that. Like a crispy steak, like a breaded steak that I love. Patreon, we should go over there and get a little pervina. You know, I really do love expanding my taste. I feel like when I try things, I actually like them. But I'm so like, well, I don't like broccoli or something.

And like now that I have kids, I can't go when I eat something. I have to be like, hmm, okay, try it, you know? Because maybe they'll like it. And they do. Mabu Novel's love. love broccoli. So I'm always like, we love this broccoli.

It's so good. So I love expanding. Also, some food. God, I grew up in just like the most blandest. Like we had just dry pasta, mashed potatoes with no seasoning and chicken with no seasoning.

And now it's like, wow, I really am this whole new world. At 37, sheltered. I guess early, you were making some spices. All of a sudden he had paprika. I was like, wow, what is this? Tumaric. The whole new world, mom.

Yeah. It's pretty fun. Anyways, expand your horizons today. I really need to look around. I'm in LA, you know. Life isn't just pasta. And chicken tenders, yeah.

And chicken tenders, although we love a chicken tent now. It's so good. Yeah. I just noticed your little, you had socks on today. We're comfy. Oh. Yeah, because I, uh, soaked your shoes.

Yes, I had to survive the rainstorm to get here, which I had no idea was happening. I need to know. Before I do, before I go, this was also from New Mexico. Those are so cute. Yes, this is Oscars. Oh, a Bubu. How cute.

And this is Moses. You got your little water. A little ocean. of the students at the University of New Mexico made them. I think she's a student. Maybe she was just there. I don't know. Yeah, those are for you.

They're really cool. I got this huge one that says, Just Trish. Makes you look teeny tiny. That's awesome. Yeah, I'm not. I have like, friendship bracelet. This is a whole sculpture. Yeah, I know.

It's beautiful. I saw them back there and I was like, okay, love it. All right. Yes, how are you? How was your weekend? You had a tail to tell. Thank you so much to Morgan and Morgan

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and also just... Driver play. I had my Maca. I flew. I flew. I had my Michaela. So I blacked out moments. Oh.

Yeah, I went to the Nintendo store there because they have, I love Animal Crossing. It's my favorite video game. And they have like exclusive Animal Crossing merch there. So I was like kind of two birds, one stone, a little Valentine's Day trip go to Nintendo store. And I have that like, ooh, I blacked out because I kind of was just like, I was, I overconsent, Mama. I overconsum.

But the gag is. I am paying for my sin of overconsumpting because my flight got, my flight back got delayed for like five hours because of the weather and then driving here. It was so stormy. It was like a hurricane, which I didn't know. And I was stressed.

I was gripping that thing about steering wheel, like 10 and 2, like for my life. And I get here. Your doorbell cam wasn't working. So I was like, okay. And none of the texts are going through. So I was trying to get the ring camera or like the camera to get the motion.

So I was standing outside your gate jumping away from my hands like, No, no, we need that footage. Do we have it? I'm sure one of our cameras, like, oh my God, yes. Yeah, they must be, that's so weird, because Moses is on it. He checks cameras like, nobody's business.

And it's like, help. You got it to your car? Yes. I was so, I had to put my clothes in the dryer when I got here. Oh, that's why it was drenched. I was like, what happened? Yeah, it was, it kind of felt like a disaster movie

and I was like, help. Well, we can give you the code, and I feel like you should have it. You don't have the code? See, no. You always buzz in every time? Yeah, but it wasn't, I guess because the story, it was, it's pouring. I had no idea this was, I didn't know that was happening.

Like, truly. Crazy, though. I know. So you went back all the way and then all of a sudden the guard calls me. He's like, yeah, I'll let him in. And then he's like, I'll let him in. And then I text Moses. I'm like, Oscar can't get in.

He's like, he's in. I'm like, no, he's not. Like, the guard has called me. And I hear Oscar in the background being like, um, the ring. I went all the way back to security gate because I, like, nothing was going through. And I was like, um, can you please let her know that I can't get in. I love that. I got scared because you called me.

I thought you would have called me. And I was like, what did you call me before? I was like, let him in. Okay. So when did you decide you were going to San Francisco? Thursday. And I left Saturday and I came back Sunday. So it was very last minute.

Where did you stay? What do you fly? Do you fly out of Burbank? Did you get your shower at? I was like, oh, you know, fly to Burbank. It's close to us. And then the flight is like 50 minutes. It's so quick.

I really thought I nailed it. I was like, this is going to be so easy. Everything was pretty cheap because it was the week after Super Bowl. and the Super Bowl was up there. You do Southwest? United, I guess. I don't know. I'm not really a flyer, so I just kind of pick whatever the website tells me to do.

That's cheaper, I guess. But, yeah, I was like, I thought I nailed it. But then it ended up raining yesterday. In San Francisco. In San Francisco, yeah. And we were, like, speed running. So I got there late Saturday. Just went to the Nintendo store.

I was like, I have too much. I was like, Darien, lock in because I got to go get this stuff. For Valentine's Day? What did he do for Valentine's Day? Follow me around. You know, that's what relationships work. You know what? That's really fine.

There are people who just want to go with the flow. Moses loves, he loves to go with the flow. But then Sunday was more like the sights seeing day. So we speed rain sight seeing. It was like coming and going, the rain. So anything like he wanted to see, I was like, yeah, like if he wanted a picture in front of the Golden Gate Bridge, I was like, you got it. Did you get it? Yeah, I took a whole bunch of photos of him.

I don't know if he's posted it yet. I got some too, yeah. But it's been kind of a blur because we were speed running. because our flight was also Sunday. So I was like, go, go, go. It was Golden Gate Bridge. The pier was the aquarium. Like, we were just going through.

Alcatraz. You know what? I looked at Alcatraz and I was like, damn, that's interesting. You didn't go. You see it from the bridge. Yeah, you see it from a distance. You can't go on the rock anymore? I don't, maybe you can.

I don't want to go there. Okay. Did you do, is Garadella factory's up there? It is, the chocolate factory. We didn't go there. I did. There was a Trish's Donuts. And the girl was a,

blonde and I was like this is giving Trish. They used to have one at Universal. Wow. Trish's donuts. Those warm little donuts. Yes. Trish knows what she's doing with those donuts. Hi, my.

Maybe it's my secret billionaire over here. Is she a billionaire? I don't know, probably not. Hopefully she's making money in this economy, you know. I got this little hat there. That's cute. I like that. A little bear.

There was a whole bunch of cute stores, but. Sourdough? I didn't have any sourdough. But I do have really good chicken tenders. Like probably the best chicken tenders. Where? I think it's called GOTS, G-G-T-T-T-T. no relation to Gottmanic, or maybe there is, I don't know.

God's chicken. And it was really good, but yeah, then our flight got delayed five hours. I mean, it kept progressively getting worse. So I was paying for my crimes of buying too much. Or I probably, you know, I was thinking of it as like bad karma, thinking of it's like it's saving you from something. You know what I mean? Maybe you were meant to be delayed for a reason because...

My plane was going to go down? No. I was going to say you work on Hot Topics. So this morning you said, you know what? I just had a relaxing morning because hot topics were prepared. I didn't go to the gym because it was raining, so I had a relaxing morning, which is great. Until I was locked outside the gates and was waving.

But even romanticized that. Think of that as a movie, you're vlogging today. When's that blog coming? Darian honestly made me vlog. He's like, to make this trip worth it, you better vlog. So he was vlogging for me. Although our ideas of vlogs are very different. He was getting aesthetic shots of like the town, the bridge.

That's Moses. I'm like, get my peace. Yeah, but you need to be rolling between. You know, a little bit of background music. Who's editing the B-roll? Jimmy, is he editing the blogs? You know what I mean? Like, who's editing?

Oh, yes, you are an editor. And then all of my bit, like, I had a lot of good bits. But then he was getting cranky towards the end because he was tired because we woke up so early to get all the sightseeing done. And he's not a morning person. So by the time, like, our flight was supposed to go to happen. He was a little cranky. And I had a lot of my good bits when he was cranky, so I couldn't film him. So that is kind of a leg up.

I had a lot of good bits going on. Like, I don't even, I was just, I was funny. I think I was just a little delusious. because I also got sick there, so, and I was on a lot of cool medicine. Vince isn't like you have, like, quick one-liners or like you had planned ideas. I was going to get, I was going to say, I was going to get an iguana and surprise. No, just funny little lines. I don't even know what, I was just, it was tee.

I was ha-ha. I was. You should have done it anyways. I know. Sometimes even if Moses is not in the mood, sometimes I love to, like, kind of vice versa. Even if I'm around the moon, Moses will throw in some quips. I'm like, not right now. And it's a very serious time.

Like, it was this. But we'll see. I will try to post that, actually. As the other footage lost from 2025? I honestly looked back at it the other day and I was like, maybe it's good. I never posted it because I also was like very depressed in it. I was like, I was very glum. I was, and I'm like, maybe it's for the best.

New Year. New Year. Yeah, truly. Double New Year. It was like, New Year. Yeah. Yeah. We're riding a long.

Ooh. I like this new you. Yeah. Optimism. Do you feel more grounded when you have your feet out? I feel more grounded, like more humbled. like more humble yeah socks on but I feel cozier so yeah it feels cozy sure I just love feeling like I'm always barefoot not very Chinese in me they love to have house slippers I

learn from our Chinese batty on TikTok but I love to be your foot because I just love to feel the ground you know I just feel grounded and it just seems like a good place to be yeah I like a sock or a slipper usually I think I almost wore my little hugs and thank God I didn't because they would have been I know I would have thought I thought they were for the rain and someone's like they're actually not for the rain at all I was that person that told you that but yes Which is crazy. Why would you have a boo if not for the rain? So weird.

I love that you actually wet. Did you feel good? Like, I always feel good when I go out and then I'm back. I'm like, oh, I did something. Yeah, I did have fun. It was a little adventure. Especially for like Valentine's Day. It was fun to like spend time somewhere else and explore, even though I was sick and delusional.

Oh, so you got sick when? I got sick Friday. Just a cold. Nothing crazy. Yeah. But it was like cold and rainy. I mean, we were walking around the whole time. So it was, I was, you know, in survival mode.

But it was still, it was fun. It was, it kind of felt like amazing race teas a little bit. Because we were going, we were so quick going from place to place to see as much as possible. You should edit it like an amazing race. Tea. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Have a host. You?

Yeah. I would love to. I'll be Phil all day long. Did you exchange gifts? Um, he, he got me a cute little box. I mean, I got him a card. His gift. he wanted something very specific.

He wanted this like vintage camera that he saw a YouTuber recommend. And it was only made in like Europe and in Japan. Girl, I don't know. He was very specific. He sent me the eBay link. There's no, it got it from like somewhere in like the Netherlands. There's no tracking number. I don't know where the hell it is.

When it's getting here. That's his present. Coming whenever. He got me like a box. He's like these are things that remind me of you. And it was very sweet. A box of things? Yeah.

That's cute. So you like got things from different places. Yeah. Wow. That's really thoughtful. I know. I was very impressed. Yeah.

Yeah, we did a no gift policy this year, but Moses did me this necklace. I had two knuckles on today. I have the horseshoe, which is our lucky year of the horse. And then I have, they're most of Ourski, actually. I got me this little Valentine's necklace, which was very cute. We just had a Valentine's Day in, which was really cute. You did your annual camping. Ever since I met you, our first Valentine's was actually in this house because I met you, like, right after Valentine's Day.

I met you March, like, 14th. So I met you, like, right after Valentine's Day. So our first Valentine's Day, we were engaged. and bought a house that was like and then our Valentine's Day happened. We're like, well, okay, and now our Valentine is in this house. So we had no furniture. And Moses did a little tent. She did the lights in our room.

And that was really cute. And then you carried on that tradition every year with Malibu. I should do a whole little montage. I was sending all the valentines do a little camp. And then really my Valentine's Day gift is the photo shoots we do every year. Last year was our Bridgeton. This year was our Wuthering Heights. People were like, they loved Moses as Heathcliff.

They're like, oh, this is more accurate to the book than the movie. People are really. Right? He should have been Heathcliff. Am I saying it right, Heathcliff? Mm-hmm. Okay, someone's like, saying crazy.

I was like, okay, I don't think I'm saying it. Yeah, you would have been great. You would have crushed it. You crushed it as Kate Bush as Kathy. Okay.

Kate Bush is crazy. Because you were both singing the song. Right, right. Marjorabi posted her today, and I think it's because of you. What did she post? She posted her singing the Kate Bush song in the dress. No way.

In the red dress? Yes. In the red dress. I think she was a little shaken. I'm sure the theme was like, How did we not do this? I know. She's like, let me go get that dress.

She's like, let me go back to the Moors, get the dress and do it. Oh my gosh. Wow. Probably show it on the Patreon because we can play the music here. Yeah, with the music. You loved it.

But yes, we did our photo shoot. We stayed in. I did the new Mexico, which was great. We did see Wuthering Heights for Valentine's show as well. We're seeing it tomorrow. How was it?

I thought it was okay. I don't know. I'm kind of torn, I guess. The girls are really mad at it. The book girls, the book talk girls. Yeah. Well, you know, I haven't fully finished the book, to be honest. But there is like a main character, which is Kathy's brother in the book.

His name is Hindley. Yeah. And I had seen that like he's not in the movie, which is kind of gaggy, right? And he's like a big part of the book. Look, I don't know. I'm kind of like, I'm with anybody who's like, this is not right. I'm with you, for sure. But you were saying just as a viewer, you're like, I don't mind this.

Yeah, it is. It's very divisive. I guess I did see someone say like, if she like there are movies that are inspired by classic works of literature like emma with i think is like gwyneth paltrow or something like emma is based on a shakespeare thing like i think of like easy a it's loosely based on the scarlet letter right but it's like a very loose yeah um 10 things like it about you yeah exactly shakespeare yeah exactly so if she just named it something else like and you know I don't even know where she would go

A Wuthering affair or something You know what I mean? Like something That would be good, yeah Where it's like inspired by But not trying to be an ad- The name implies adaptation is the problem You know, even though she didn't put it in quotes

Chee I guess that was her like This makes it not-wethering heights Almost like not love line You know what I mean? Not Wuthering Heights That would have slayed If she said not-wuthering Heights

We love a knot Yes Emerald If you just need to not-wethering Heights You would have no problem rename it. Yeah, T. I think she would have like just skirted along all the controversy if that happened, you know, so.

But people saw it. It made its money back. Yeah, I didn't do as well as people thought. I think it made like $40 million this weekend. And more than that. I think it just made it see. Because it said for Jacob Belardi, it was the highest. But he hasn't had like a hit.

Let me see. Frankenstein. $34.8 million. Oh. Yeah, I saw more too. All right, well, you are the, you know these numbers. It was projected to do a lot better, though. It was.

Oh, I guess maybe they mean global opening, 82 million global opening. Oh, okay, yeah, that makes worse. And the, like, the audience score, which is like when they pull people leaving the theater, it's got like a B, which is kind of low. So. What was your score when you left the theater?

Probably around a B too. I mean, it's a beauty. Like, I love looking at it. Yeah. I love looking at it. And I thought Darian was going to love it because he loves like an artsy kind of movie But even he was a tough critic I was like damn me I kind of expected The house was very like detailed the way they built the house she's in

Like there's a whole article about that like her bedroom the wallpaper is actually made from Pictures from her skin stuff like that or they kept the walls wet like they actually had the water system going through the whole house So it feels like wet and sweaty and all those things Beautiful sets beautiful gowns, but yeah, yeah, yeah. I get why people, I get why people, like, it is kind of fun. It is kind of sexy.

It is a little horny, but not too horny. Like, it wasn't that, and it was, like, sensual, but not like that much. It looks like it from screen grabs. I'm so excited to see. I'm, I know. I kind of figured, because Darian was like, what do you think, Trish will think? And I was like, I'm kind of lukewarm in it, so I feel like Trish is going to love it. Yeah.

I'm a sucker for anything. Even if, like, you know, I love the idol. So it's like, I think even if people are like, he. I'm like I love I love Marker Robby too I love that I do love things that just look pretty I love Bridgeton even Bridgeton is like not so horny at the first four but I still get

I don't like it I get excited for it you know what I mean like I love this era this is okay I think I like it but TikTok reviews of people coming out of the movie they loved it like I've seen a lot of people like hate it too I did see like so many people be like I hate this movie everyone like this is the worst movie ever I need a refund and people get really mad about it I was like oh my god and it makes me I don't want to see it more which I guess is what

maybe is the point of all of it This is what expectations to walk with and with for something like this. Well, we've got high expectations because it's Emily Bronte. Yeah. I saw someone be like, she died 117 years ago from like a flesh eating bacteria. This is the worst thing that's ever happened for. Like, oh, damn. I'm the God.

Rest and peace. Is that why the girl from you is named Bronte? Yes. Very on the nose. That's so funny. Did she work in the bookstore or whatever? She loved books. Yeah.

She loved books. My name is Bronte. How is the music? Was it noticeable? Yes. I actually really liked the music. Like the score I really liked and I liked Charlie's music. It like fits the world of it.

Like even though it's like a, it's not a modern, it's not supposed to take place in modern times and the music is modern because it's Charlie. Like I don't know. I thought it still fit. Spoilers are coming. Ooh. Spoilers are coming. Spoiler warning.

Get out now. Spoiler warning. That's why I kind of wish it was more fantasy. But it was kind of, I don't know. It was trying to be like of the time, even though there was modern elements to it. So that kind of also took me out a little bit. She die? Spoiler alert.

Does she die? Was a question. Oh, spoiler coming. There you go, Jimmy. Yeah, she does die. Sepsis. Who knew? She's pregnant.

Yeah. Yeah. She was giving birth, I think, in the book is how she died in the book. Yeah, she gave. She was pregnant and then she told her Lady, like the girl, the lady who like, yeah. She, midwife. That the late, like, they just thought she was being dramatic

because she was like sick over Heathcliff and she was doing the most. Oh. Oh. She, but that baby was stuck in her and she got sepsis. Was it his baby? It was the guy she married, the fabric guy. For sure? Yeah, because she got pregnant before Heathcliff returned.

Do you find Jacob Blurie attractive? Objectively, yes, but personally, no, if that makes sense. Like, I know what you mean. He's so handsome, but like, for me, no. I agree. I, like, of course he's a good-looking person. Of course, like that's, but it's kind of like when Jam Jam was here and was like, oh, you don't think Rob is like, yeah, like I could see he's like good-looking.

But I don't, like, I guess who do you gag over? Because I'm like, I don't gag. Ted Nevisan. Who is it? Ted Nivis. That's crazy. Okay. Your opinion's null and all in my.

I mean, again. Good-looking niche, you know? No, of course. There's different, you know, there's different... There's different tastes. I got heat for saying the Mormon wife's husbands were ugly. It was based on how they act, not their looks. Conventionally, they're fine, I suppose.

But, yeah, I don't... I guess I don't drool over anyone, though, because I was trying to think about that. I was like, who am I just like, wow? Weren't you drooling over Jonathan Bailey for like a year straight? Yes, that's a good one. Oh, he should have been Heathcliff. No, he shouldn't have been Heathcliff.

Oh, Dave Patel is what everyone said it should be. Which I do love him from Smash. I didn't know he's still around. I guess he's famous, super famous. Yeah. Isn't he like monkey man? He was a monkey man. What's monkey man?

It's like a horror movie. Oh my God, so many horrors. Yeah, he would have been good. There would have been a lot of people in it. But yeah, you know what? I guess, I don't know, the weekend. I think he could have been to go to Heathcliff. I drew all over him, right?

Happy birthday to him. Is it a birthday? To the weekend? I'm pretty sure. Abel? Is his birthday? He's a Pisces? How did you know that?

I saw it randomly this morning. How is he? Is he my age? He's born in 1990. Okay, young. Oh my God. Shame on me for saying that. Yeah.

I'm all purving out over here. Yeah. February 16th, happy birthday. Happy birthday, Abel. The random facts that my brain has. I miss your DMs. I wish I. They were still around.

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Yeah. Yeah. That's good. Yeah. Okay. Fair enough. Well, I don't think Ted Neffeson would have been a good Heathcloth. Why, if it was the Midwest.

The Midwest. Yeah. You would have been a great Heathcliff, though. I do agree with everyone. You would have been a good. You looked very handsome as Keithcliff. You would have been. Can you say your line?

Did we do this last time? We did, and you didn't know your line. It wasn't. I didn't break your heart. You broke your heart. Yeah. By. Breaking mind.

And in breaking it, you have broken. That was good. It sounded like Bridges into me. Yeah. Jacob Bellorty, British? He's Australian, as is Marco Robbie. Well, what is this Australianites? That's not very close to the book either, right?

We should get mad about that. They're both Australian? Yes. All right. What is Australia given us besides Marco Rabo and Jacob Bollerney? Not that we need to be given anything. I guess that sounds crazy. What have we stolen from them?

Wallace, Robert Irwin? Is Troy Sivore? I think he may be from New Zealand. Never confuse a New Zealander with a... No, he's Australian. He's Australian. A Kiwi with an Aussie. He's a Kiwi.

Wait, do you say Kiwi is Aussie? He's an Aussie. I think... I think... I think that's right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Troy isn't... He's an Aussie.

He doesn't talk like one. But okay. He could have been a good Heathcliff. The Twink version. Yeah. That'd be cute. I like it. Oh, I did have a Margar Robbie Hot Topic, actually.

And this kind of sent me crazy because she did an interview with Charlie XX where they interviewed each other for Complex. And she said, shout out Complex. I didn't live for Complex recently. I love Complex. I do love Complex. Yeah, Shout Out Complex is the ones that always do the pop-up shots. The Olivia Rodrigo and Sabrina Carpenter one. No way.

Yes, the Chappelaron one that Misha invited us to. Yeah. Complex is where it's at. Complex is where it's at. Yeah. They had the most fanciest shoot I've ever been on. I was like, God, I wish I brought Moses to it. It was so fancy.

I was like, more complex, please. Yeah, I love them. I know. And it was like, it was goat theme. Like, who's the goat? Of like, who's the goat rapper? What's the word? Like, so Perl it is basically like best and worse.

When? Charlie and Margo. That was the theme of the interview. Oh, because there's a new goat movie out too. Yes. No relation to this. That's cute. Ironically.

Yeah. Yeah. But she said the worst gift she ever received was from, a fellow actor about weight loss. She said very early in my career, an actor I work with, a male actor gave me a book called French Women Don't Get Fat.

And it was essentially a book telling you to eat less. She said, I was like, whoa, F you, dude. He essentially gave me a book to let me know that I should lose weight. Leonardo Caprio. She said it was like really, really early.

Because everyone automatically went to that. And she also said, to clarify, too, she went and said, I have no idea where he would even be now. She said that throws off. Because everyone knows. We know. Okay, we know.

And she has been working also for a really long time because she was doing a lot of like smaller stuff back in the day. And like even in Australia and stuff, she was doing like commercials and stuff. So yeah. Yeah. I'm just going to say it's Leonardo.

Allegedly in your opinion. Just my opinion, you know. Until you're in a Leo movie and then you have to take it back. You'll walk it back. Yeah, for sure. For sure. People care.

see anything anyways. I'm like, whatever. He's weird, huh? He seems odd. Yeah, he does seem a little weird to me. That new Cliff Booth one is coming out with Brett Pitt and they asked Leo why he wasn't in it or something or someone said why and it's like he doesn't do sequels. Like what? Like, why don't you? Yeah. I don't know. I've never really lived for the man, but that's just a name a good Leonardo Capru movie. Have you seen any?

I'm sure I've seen. The last one wasn't bad. Oh, we don't see that one. Oh yeah. You did like one. battle after another. Yeah. Moses is a fan. You like that bear one. The Revenant. No.

I said I like the bear one. I thought you did. No. Oh, you just saw it. I watched it for like three times in a row with Aaron Carter one night and it was just like him watching it over and over and pretending to be the bear. You watched it but didn't like it. I don't remember it.

A little incoherent. I just remember it was like silent the whole movie and maybe he was a bear in the movie. Maybe the Noddapra becomes a bear. I think he's doing a movie with Jennifer Lawrence next. And it's like if I had to suffer through him for Jennifer Lawrence, I guess I'll do it. But I don't know. Like maybe Titanic's okay, I suppose. You were in that.

Yeah, that was. He wasn't in my scene. Well, he was. We were both in that ocean together. Yeah, you're both drowning. In the freezing. Yes. Watch me in there.

Dang. That was a good one for a long time. I remember people were really gagged that I was in that. I wish I was. I wasn't. Come and clean. No more lies. Yeah, you got to shut it all off before.

Huh? Before the horse, the year of the horse. Right. Coming clean, I was not in Titanic. Coming clean, I really didn't know how to eat tomorrow. That was, that was real. I believe you. I knew when I saw it that it was real.

Yeah, my trawling, it would be, I would make that the center of a focal point. It would have been the thumbnail. I made the giant concha the thumbnail. Yeah. I can tell you thought this, get a lot of this one. Yeah. To me, it's not big. Yeah.

To me, I was like, okay, Tamal's cute. You know. Yeah. you're really milking it too because it was so big it was falling apart yeah i was like oh look how big this is my big one she thought this was a gaggy yeah i wish that the tomol was the thumbnail more people would have come to it it it did revive my tictock a little bit ticot was slowing down for me i was which is great 7000 80 000 but it did kind of revive it for me thank you timzzie and everyone who interacted you trish crave yeah tris gave was the first to break the news and then pop bass

reported it, then Pop Crave. I'm sure Pop Flop reported on it too. Trish Crave came for Pop Crave and said this is local. This is in our community. Family business. Yeah, family business. Yeah. I see. Aiden, next time I'll give you the exclusive. I guess if only you knew, if only you knew that was going to be a thing.

That's true. I didn't know. What exclusive can we give him today? We have known. That's a good question. Coming to the UK soon. Aidan. I'll DM you tonight. You can tease it now. A source. A source confirms the Trish Crave. A source confirms that I might be in the UK sooner than you think I'm the source. I'm always the source.

When I see when a mean greed, if you come to a mean greed, it knows, if you comes to a mean grue, I'm going to just tell them all the tea. You're like, so. Me thinking everything is so private all the time, like, we're in person. No one knows anything. Yeah, tea. And then it gets reported on. You're like, where did this come from?

That is always. That is. I am always the one leaking my own tea. Well, I love Mark Rob, but she could do wrong. And even if she's Australian, you know, I don't hold it against her. That's one culture I have not gotten into yet, but maybe I need to. Maybe, I don't know. It doesn't seem that exciting, but...

Have you been? No. Have you? No. Do you want to? It's probably the last. Yeah, I think so. But like Tokyo first.

Yes, for sure. Tokyo, Paris, Italy. Maybe then I'll go to... I mean, this is so like American to me, but like growing up watching the Irwin family, I was like, I've always wanted to go to Australia's zoo, right? Like, that always seemed like a fun place to go. It does still look fun. Yeah.

I love seeing Robert Irwin over there. I'm like, that looks kind of fun. Yes. Although now he's over here most of the time. Why? What's doing? I think he's hosting a show, a Dancing with the Star's spinoff, where they have a competition to find the new pro.

And he's the host of it, allegedly. I think it's in the works. Okay. Okay. I like that for him. I kind of see that for him. She's done The Bachelor. I know.

But maybe he's still a little young, I guess, right? How old is he? 22. Yeah. That is young. Yeah. Do you promo for the new Bachelor at with Taylor, right? Any promo?

You know, I don't. really notice editing that much either all the comments were calling it out so i was like let me rewatch this promo but the editing did look like that of uh that i could do on my i movie it it looked crazy the eye movie it looked chopped the i movie edit they're all like why do they do this why do they make her look like so like it was just horrible horrible editing it was giving little bunch of social social media style what we're doing i didn't see it oh you didn't see she like walking through all her like scandals kind of tea actually i love how she started like you know like TikTokers start like five years ago and they like like,

like, like, like, like, everybody, they do have, so Taylor Frankie Paul's walking like a hallway of all her like legendary moments. I'm like, gosh,

you'd think she would have been on in like 20 years. Like, there's just like five years of just all these like, scandals she's been in. Like mom talk, swingers, arrested, pregnant,

pregnant again, Mormon talk, this, like, like, there was just so much. And let us present to you, the perfect bachelory. Yeah. Well,

yeah, that's, I love her. I'm, I love her, I love her down. But, um, yeah,

the editing could have been better. I don't know. They just really don't give her because she's going to be the ratings, right? Whitney Levitt as the most popular Roxy, she has sold more than any other Roxy in Chicago.

Yeah, it was crazy. I was like, that's insane. I think it was up like, something crazy. Like, I don't want to get it wrong, but something big. 63 million. I don't know.

Maybe that's way off. But anyways, so Taylor Frankipal would probably be the biggest bachelorette, so they really should give her a budget. And they just, they're just not getting, March 22nd, we're a stat for it.

We're really into TV. Love is Blind, Bridgetton, nobody wants this. Housemade is now streaming. I'm very excited to watch that. That's on our list. What did we watch last night? Oh, we watched Love is Blind. Yeah.

Pretty good. Have you been watching it? No. I'm still catching up on all the 90-day fiancés, to be honest. I mean, that's gonna take forever. No, forever. It's a lifetime. Yeah, and I'm on season...

I just picked up season four, so I'm like, also 15 years later. Because we waited forever for young Sheldon to be over. T. That's true. Sheldon grew up by the time I was watching young Sheldon. So I am very you in the sense that I catch on to shows really late. There's nothing wrong with it.

No. But there's, the American Next Top Model documentary came out today, Monday. I know. We were like, let's watch it for Hot Top because then you came out last night. I was like, oh, I would have watched it last night. It came out of midnight. That's so late.

And it's three episodes. So I think it's like, yeah. But I was up at like five. I could have watched it. O. T. But, but. I think you really got to sit down and take it in. I saw,

I had to edit some interviews for ET, so I saw like advanced clips and stuff last week. And that's when I texted you. I was like, oh, this is like T because Tyra like just does not come off great in it. Well, and she's like no involvement they said, right?

So she's not producing it. So no. They originally were going to do a, like a documentary about like Miss Jay. Because I guess, I don't know if this. I'll do a spoiler alert. just in case you want to go in completely blind. So, spoiler warning.

But Miss Jay had the stroke. So it was going to be about, like, her having the stroke and then being supported by Mr. Jay and Nigel Barker. And then obviously America's Next Time Outta was going to be a part of it. But then it became the main part of the documentary. And then they were like, well, should we try to get Tyra? So then originally it was just Miss Jay, Mr. Jay, Nigel Barker. And then they got Tyra at the end.

So she was the last component to be in the time. document her. So she has no like creative control or anything. Wow. I'm surprised she agreed to do it. Nobody's protecting her in the edit. The I mean the edit doesn't come off great to her at all really. Like there are people who are still kind of like on her are under sympathetic I guess to Tyra because obviously she's like a black woman in media back then it was like such a different time in the landscape, you know. And there was no the rules weren't like as hard and fast when it came to like ethics. and stuff. So a lot of it is like in retrospect, you're seeing things that are wrong. But in when they're interviewing her, she doesn't really take a lot of accountability for

the thing. Like a lot of it's kind of like yes, this was bad. But I was, you know, there's all these people and at the top telling me to do this or like, you guys were the ones that wanted to watch it. So I had to keep upping and up and up and up and up. But at the end of the day, and this is the sentiment from like Nigel, Miss Jay and Mr. Jay that like she was, she had so much creative control. Like nothing got approved if Tyra didn't sign off on it. Like she was very involved in the weeds. Um, so at the end of the day it was like her helming it and she had a lot of power in the show. Yeah, the clip I had seen was because we haven't watched it in full either. I just saw

clip was the one where she talked about all them being fired after like season eight or something like that. And she's like they also think it's me but it wasn't. It was come I have boss has a boss and then when Mr. Jay was being interviewed he was just like, I came back. He came back. I guess on like season nine they like begged him come back because he was going to do other things like I'm not available but then he came back and he said Tyrant and took her all to him like on the set like did not acknowledge him unless the cameras were rolling so like I

I'm look I feel like me and Tyra had some beef back in the day too when I went on her show and she didn't know my name she thought I had a daughter like you know what I mean like but whatever like I think that doesn't that doesn't matter as much but I do I do love her now and I I think everyone

when you get older when you look back when you're young like things were just problematic like Things were just problematic, but no one thought it would. Nobody thought it was an issue back then, like people watching it. Maybe some people did, but like we were watching it. And I was never like, oh, this is wrong. Obviously, maybe some people had an inkling, but some people also probably like comedy. I don't know.

You know, you have like, like, racy comedians and like Howard Stern and like those kind of people are just. Yeah. I think the problem too is that like when we are watching it, we were like young. So there should have been like an adult. Nigel Barker also said this. Like there should have been like someone to in the room to be like, no. like this is like this is inappropriate there and there's very specific things like it brought up like i think the biggest one that will be in the doc in the docky series is like do you remember shandy the blonde

girl yeah i think cycle one yes and the whole storyline about how she cheated on her boyfriend in italy but she said that she was actually like she didn't consent so it was sexual assault and the show knew that but they framed it as her like a cheating storyline that's crazy yeah so that's like what that's crazy yes So she was drunk And so she didn't consent to having sex with this guy in Italy And she like blacked out And she like told them

Like the producers and stuff Like the everyone like the producers knew that it was assault But then it was edited as just like Shandy cheated on her boyfriend And they only showed that infamous like call Where she's like crying telling her partner Yeah that she cheated That's crazy So there's stuff like that

Same with like new Yeah And obviously, like Danielle, she's the model that, like, the Tyra closed her gap. And then Danielle was upset. She's like, then like two cycles later, they gave a girl a gap. And she's like, what the? And that's like, it's crazy. The makeupers, I think they were like psychologically apping with people.

Because if one girl was like, I love my big long hair, they're like, you're getting a pixie cut. Like, I feel like they were psychologically testing these girls and not always giving them the better thing. I don't care if they called a high fashion or whatever. And they knew there would be times or they would do. the makeover and they'd be like, actually I don't like this on you. We're going to give you extensions back. So a girl or for instance, I remember a girl got like, she got like a full sew in,

which takes like eight hours. And then, yes. And then they cut like cut it out. Actually, I don't like this on you. I just sat through this. Like what do you mean? Like that is like a little bit of like torment for sure. Yeah.

So there's all these instances. And also like with Miss Jay. So she had a stroke and every like Nigel, Mr. Everyone came to visit her in the hospital. And Tyra never reached out after having the stroke. and only reached like sent a text message to miss j once the documentary was like going and then reached out like how many years after the stroke several yeah so it's just because the documentary is filmed me yeah hope you're okay so there's all these things i'm like tyra how so it's tough

it is tough it is tough because it's like also like i understand like you were saying it's like you know being female and obviously being like black back then too it's like you are to be like girl boss the way she did I mean, you probably have to be a little ruthless. You have to be, like, cutthroat a little bit. And also just do whatever it takes to get to the top, if you want to be on top. You know? And I, like, so she probably had to be that some type of way, right?

To, like, fire all your friends. Like, you know, like, I guess I have, like, a little bit of sympathy in that sense where I'm just, like, you just work really, really hard. And you're like, well, I have everything going against me, right? Like, I'm a female. I'm black. Like, I'm young. Like, all this stuff.

that at the time, which would be, like, going against her. So it was, I guess, yeah, you just do whatever it takes. Kind of, like, not to compare, but also when we watch, like, hacks, you know, like that, like, like, Jean Smart's character, Deborah Vance, she's, like, old, older woman that gets to, like, a late night show. Yes. And she, like, does whatever it takes. So she has to, like, fire friends.

Yeah. And because you work so hard. And she says that, too. It's like, you know, I've worked all this time. Obviously, like, the lesson then becomes, like, you know, friends are more important, all this stuff like that. But, yeah, I guess, yeah, nowadays in 2026, everyone's, like, very more and more, like, aware and broken that you don't have to do that and like that's not the way to like get

ahead and karma and all this like that but I have a little bit of I don't know I have a little bit sympathy we watch now that you know 10 20 years from now people look back and say how you guys did that yeah oh for sure for sure especially like YouTube stuff and bloggers and all these crazy people but I also feel for like the contestants like Adrian Curry who's not in the documentary but she she must have been on live or something talking about it how she won the first cycle she was the first winner and you were supposed to get this big was it cover girl cover girl contract and she was supposed to be like the face of it and she got nothing she didn't get a contract

and then they had her come back in cycle two and be like hey say how much your life changed she was I was still broke I didn't get a contract I got like no modeling gigs and they're like well we'll give you the contract if you come back so that's kind of how they did it but she's like it was like awful and they like just they promised you nothing from the show they didn't give you any help so it was it is wild that they had this huge show profiting and then you just didn't get anything and um and then obviously like the host too like Mr. Jay and Miss Jay and Nigel Lager they were like such a big

part of the show. Yeah and then to get fired to get fired is wild and I'm glad but I do love when someone can also like tell their story because I think there can be like we always say like a couple truths you know right like maybe Tyra obviously you know maybe was a little

like wakadoodle back then with like the hosting of it all but at the same time too there's like other people that were hurt. Yeah. Contestants judges friends and Tyra. You know tire probably too but yeah and also to her for her sake too as like a black model she probably endured so much like bigotry and stuff as she was coming up and making her own name so she probably thought in comparison you know like yeah this is just how it is but it's kind of like as each generation

you got to like be better than like what you endure like anything that we went through like we should have learned from that and like help the next generation not go through that you know what i mean versus like exposing it to more but like well i did it so yeah yeah i guess with social media that's because i was like well people are really like young people are so like woke these days we were saying like we were young and the models are young but it's like god ticoters really know like right and wrong i feel from because they'll call out like gen z calls out their own you know like the maybe they're millennials are the paup brothers millennials i don't know i think they're millennial at least logan for sure yeah like but like gen z can call it out and be

like this is problematic you know like in the moment which is like good i guess social media just like brings awareness to things that are right and not right it'll be interesting to see how as people watch what their reaction is because I kind of, I think I see mostly people still kind of like upset at Tyra. I think because there is a little, there's some accountability where there's some things where she's like, yeah, I shouldn't have done that.

Like when it comes to talking about like weight and stuff, but then there's a lot of things where she kind of shifts to blame to someone else and it's like, well, it's the audience, well, it was my boss or whatever. And I think that's where she'll get into trouble. And then she said that her work's not done. She wants to bring America's like, model back for a new season. I'm like, I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know if that's a good. good. Just more, I think we need less competition shows, especially about looks and modeling. Especially nowadays, models, modeling is so inclusive and like, there's no top model anymore. You know what I mean? Like, there's like, just different kinds of models. I don't think there's one specific that'd be like so impossible to find. I know. And the industry's so different because like there's, now everyone gets discovered from like TikToks or Instagram and stuff too. So it's so different now. Although I will say she did kind of get me because when I was in the airport,

this girl came off a plane from, I don't even, I think from. Canada or something and she I felt like Tyber Banks that moment because I was like I saw it I was like she was like so pretty like tall like gorge but like a little frump and I was like oh my god I saw the vision I was like girl if we just like got your posture and just you know a little blowout Oscar's next that model I was like I was like I saw the vision I was like oh my god like a little natural glam a blowout like posture girl I see you on the runway and she was just walking off the playing with her mom like all homely and I was like mama this is something fierce. Call up Tyra. Let me like take you under my way. I'll have you stomping boots and I really could turn her out and I did feel like Tyra in that moment.

So I'm like maybe, maybe but. I do love that idea of like finding someone with like that like untapped potential. Yes. I love that idea. Didn't Chloe do that? Did she like a makeover show where she found? Oh yeah. Revenge body.

Yeah. That was a little more fierce. Oh, did they just lost weight? I'm like, okay, you got a. Tiana Taylor did it. Did you see there was a TikTok girl who tried to get Tiana Taylor's hair cut? It was so cute.

There was this girl on TikTok and she tried to get Tiana Taylor's like, you know, that iconic like hair is so good. And she came out and it was giving like it was giving a little mushroom or whatever. It was cute. And then Tiana Taylor brought her in her glam team and they just like did a full make.

She looked just like her at the end. It was gaggy. The hair. It made me so happy. Like I love stories like that. I don't know if anyone wants to look at me, but I would love to come and give you. a Trish makeover that'd be so fun.

I just thought like, oh, that's when you, like, warm my little heart. I was like, that is what we need to do. More of that. See, Tyra could be on to something, but maybe not America's not one. Bring it back as, that's crazy when all this is happening. After all this, yeah.

It's like, my work's not done. Yeah. Let's run that back. No one got a contract. People felt victimized. There were victims. Like, didn't she pretend to like faint in front of people? Like, didn't she like pretend to die?

Yes. It's like, just traumatizing people. They were like, I forget what they even like won. I don't know. And then like, I remember, I think Eugenia was one of the girls. I have, like, such a bit of a memory. It was like, they wanted to go see her backstage at the Tyra show. And she was like, sorry, you guys.

Like, I just been filming the Tyra show all day. I'm just a little lightheaded. And she faints. And then Eugenia goes, Tara, no. And she falls to try to catch her. And it's like shaking and trembling and crying. And then she gets up, you're going to Paris. That was an acting challenge.

Sick and twisted. No, it was a little, it was a little sick and twisted. I'll share my Tyra experience, even though I shared it before. But I did. season five, episode one of the Tyra show. I remember I flew out because I had just gotten into After. It was before, second, after, it combined, but, like, after it was, like, the union for TV. Where did it film?

New York. Oh, wow. Yeah, so they, like, flew me out to New York. And I found everything either on L.A. casting or, like, Craigslist back then. So it was either on L.A. casting or Craigslist, but it was, like, to be on the Tyra show. And I was super excited because I looked at Tyra in the after thing. And I was like, oh, it's after. And I was, like, perfect because that means you get, like, a higher rate.

So normally, these shows would pay either nothing or a stipend, like, $100, whatever. So anyways, I was like, whatever. So I went out. I had just got extensions and like my nails done and everything like that. The whole point of the show was like your real hair or something like that. So I was like, okay, I knew they were going to take my extension off, but they took like my they took these off, whatever. And then I thought they were going to pay to put the extensions back in. I was broke, broke at the time.

Anyways, I did the Tyra show. Everyone was like nice at the Tyra show. Tyra herself, like does not care. But I suppose a lot of talk show hosts, like, to their credit, probably don't care because they just get so many guests on those shows. Especially Tyra. I feel like she had like 10 segments per one episode because there was just so much happening on that show. show. Um, yeah, I couldn't care less. Definitely got my name wrong. Definitely thought I had a daughter. Definitely like had all this like crazy stuff. But, um, anyways, I did the show.

It was okay. It was a fine experience. But they didn't, they said they were going to put my hair extensions back in. They were like, oh, we're going to put them back in because they were like the K-tips that cost $2,000. My nails, they didn't tell me we were coming off. I had just gotten like fresh nails. So it hurt so bad to get that. I felt like I was on a American model. I was like, they like ripped my nails off. I was like, ah, I just got them on, like literally the day before. So they ripped those off and they got my hair, bleached blonde, I guess, or whatever. But whatever.

And then I was like, oh, okay. So, like, when can I get my extension back? And they have so many hair people on the Tyro show. I mean, they had, like, probably like 20 hair people on there. And they're like, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, well, it's going to schedule for you today. Anyways, I go back to do my paperwork after we tape the show. And it says, like, non-union on there. And I was like, oh, my gosh.

That's when everything, like shifted. They were like, nobody told us that. And I was like, oh, well, I mean, I don't know. Like, nobody asks. Like, usually they'll ask if you're union or non-union and nobody really asked. And so I was like, well, I'm definitely after. So they give me the paperwork. Everyone's pissed.

So then they're just like, okay, you can just go. I didn't get my pretty. I'm like cash. I was like negative. I remember I like couldn't eat. My mom was out there and my hairstylist was out there that they flew out. And my hair stylist at the time too. Like they flew her out and to like take them out.

And then I was like, oh, can you like pay her to put her back in? And like, no, you're on her own. So anyways, they take us to the airport then straight from there. And I remember their flights got canceled. My mom and my hairstylist's flights got canceled. And the tire show paid for them to come out. And then so like I was going on with a flight back. and we're like, we were all broke.

Like, nobody had $1 in their account. My mom was overdrawn. I was overdrawn. And my hairdress at the time was overdrawn. And we had no way to get back. We're like, do we call it a news outlet? Like, what are we going to do? So I let my hairdresser take my flight because I would just stay with my mom.

And we're just like sitting in the airport in the New York airport. I was like 18 or 19 or something at the time. And like, we did not know how to get back. And then we just kept calling them. We're like, you guys canceled our flights. Like, what the heck? And then I guess eventually, I guess they must have paid for a flight back because we got home somehow, but it was like so traumatizing that part. Again, all of it probably wasn't Tyra's fault,

but like, suss. I did so many shows back then, and that was always my hustle was to be union. And that's how I got like, you know, instead of $100, you would get like $1,200 and something to be on it. And it's just like a show that makes like so much money. They had so much sponsors. I was like, because they showed me like at the plaza getting my hair out and stuff like that, but they did not put me up at the plaza and none of that. They didn't like pay for food, any of that stuff like that. And I was just like, oh, it was just like the worst experience ever. But over time, they're like, oh, Tyra's kind of camping. do like her but damn and she has a good career like damn if i could have a career that would be

tyra's right like she's a secret model and then she's america's a model host and she's life size she's a barbie and then she has her own talk show and like the ice cream the ice cream that's hot ice cream that's hot ice cream i love it i love that she hosts she was a host and she would do america's yeah america's got talent and she's dancing with the stars for a minute and she's kind of lover. I'm like a little regatta. I was like, okay, she kind of can't. But I remember at the time being like Tyro was enemy number one for me. But, um, yeah, I guess I have all the experience of talk shows. That was kind of the worst. I'll be seen for it. I never really loved America's next top model. It always just

made me feel bad about myself because all the plus size models were like, uh, I'm ugly and everyone they were, they hated all fat people. Like if you were like a size six, you're like, you're disgusting. You're too fat. You need to be plus size. And the lady's like, um, I'm 130 pounds like plus size. So they did kind of make you feel. horrible about yourself but yeah that also gets kind of addressed in the docu-series too with like i don't know if remember kenya she was yes yes where they were like tyra and the judging was like you look good here but in every single shot they had to retouch your tummy because it was too big and she like wasn't overweight at all yeah like not at all yeah so that also is something that gets addressed to like i mean

they retouch everybody like i'm sure tyro is retouched in her prime you know they retouch literally everybody. Nearly anyone's just like out there as they are. It's so funny though. I guess it's just so different. I was like a gay boy because yeah, I was like definitely overweight and stuff and I was just like living. Oh, you love.

I remember like, oh, the walk busted girl. And I remember like you would go on the website after and you could like go and like look at the photos and I would like make little edits in Photoshop of like the girls I loved. I was like I was living from Xx. Really? Oh, I don't know you loved like that. I think the gay boy experience is very different than like a, because I think it's more like aspirational as a gay boy.

like the diva worship of it all. Oh, okay. Yes, yes, yes. Yeah. Mine is just like, I feel horrible. I don't look like that. T, because when they, out of the guys,

and I was like, ugh, what? No, no. We don't want this. They're all too hot. I was like, no.

Yeah, that makes sense. Yeah. Yeah, I suppose that's why, like, I always gravitated, like, guy things. Like, if there was, like, like, reservoir dogs had no females in it. So I was like,

I love this movie. There's no girls that I can feel bad about myself about. Oh, my God. When they added guys, did you watch those seasons? cycle 24 or something, I don't know. But I remember they gave one guy like a lace front like beard and it looked so.

It was busted. Why did they do that? It looks so bad. She was like you, I love. That's why I kind of live because she's like, we're giving you a beard. And he was like, what? They literally give him a lace front beard like looked so fake. And they, I think he won the show.

Oh, okay. So it worked. It worked. Yeah, there's one thing you couldn't do. you cannot say no to the makeup. Like, if you were complained, you were eliminated. In the modeling industry,

you're going to have to shave your head and bleach your eyebrows. You're going to have to get your gap closed in the modeling industry. Like, it's crazy. And we said yes. Yes, you're right. Okay.

Yeah. We'll do whatever it takes. And that also, again, is a theme of the show where it's like, and Nigel Barker says this, is like, well, like, if we're the ex, if we're labeled experts and we say that this is the industry, you're going to believe us.

So it's like, if we say, we're in Bangkok. It's the fashion capital of Asia and he's like it's not but we're saying that I know everyone's gonna believe it so yeah the they just have the air of like being an expert so whatever they say is gonna be reality yeah so yeah it's really weird the psychological effect of that show that's kind of like the only way to probably get in back then because it was before social media like how else would you get discovered you know yeah like in theory could have been good but mm-hmm but you liked him ask more seated for yeah I was

seeded for Tyra I do love Tyra so I just want to say that like I I think I always was like, ugh, Tire, because I just like, you know, she was just so gorge and like,

I can never be her. But even when she was like the whole fat speech when she, they called her fat in that brown bathing suit, I remember at the time even thinking like,

I feel empowered by her. Me too. I cried. I cried watching that kiss. My fat. I would watch, like I had it like DVR and I would rewind

and played over it. I was in high school and I was like, yep, this is so empowering. It was empowering. And I like watch it. I remember watching

at the time being like, I'm gonna wear a swimsuit, I'm gonna show my arms. You know, I'm gonna wear that. Like, so she's just like so skinny in it. I'm just like, oh my God,

just like perfect boobs and like skinny arms. I'm like, but she was one of our first body positivity, you know? People call your fat. Kind of and Tel Kenya, like they're too fat. It's so weird.

Oh, right. It's like, yeah, back and forth. You know, we love a rebrand though. She's like, it's time to rebrand now. And this would have been a good opportunity for her rebrand to be like, yeah, that was some stuff. Yeah.

We'll see how it continues. used to get received. I feel like it's probably going to be 60 to 70% negative to Tyra. But we'll see. We'll see. We'll see what the kids think. We all love change and growth. We love people.

Like Patty Stanger Stanger from Millionaire Matchmaker, we share a makeup artist, not Ari, but another makeup artist. Actually, Ronnie, shout out Ronnie. And he said that she feels immense guilt for how I was treated on Million Matchmaker, where she called me fat. Oh, yeah. Who's this person 25 pounds ago? That really did destroy my life.

But you know what? an apology. I mean, I get it. Like, when you're older and, like, end of life, you probably reflect and you're like, hmm, what did I do? That was wrong.

So we love a reflection. I wish she didn't happen. She was, like, 50, you know? Like, someone's in there, like, as they call it, their big age, and they're calling you fat. Like, that is, like, annoying. And mine was, I guess mine was, like, 2010.

I guess that was wild ago. All was forgiven, but it still hurts. Yeah. I mean, also, again, the reality TV element of, like, it was just, like, that's, like, that American's Exxon model, like mentality of like there's no ethics almost

like everyone is like used for entertainment no matter feelings there's like no sensitivity like no feelings are spared so every every show is like that American Idol Simon Codold everyone fat I remember that one second season is like we need a bigger stage you know like it's just like I feel like that was the go-to

for everyone just saying you're fat yeah damn there was a show called Are You Hot I think I brought this up before I don't think you remember this right No I remember looking at back yeah where he had a little like laser and was like lasering parts that are like fat on these like literally perfect tens.

I was like, this show's up. It's a f*** up time. Did you feel it over there any of the body shaming of the early 2000s? Well, I remember it, yeah, in general. How'd you feel about your body at the time?

I was fine in the time. Okay. I was like that. I was hard on again. Sorry, sorry, daddies. No, but I grew up in the same environment where like my parents were like,

obsessive about weight or Really? Or in general, people just talk down about people that were overweight and they were not even fat. They were just a little bit overweight. My parents are still, my parents both are obsessed. It's a generation that must be. I don't know

why. Were your parents weight conscious? Yeah, yeah. They always did. My mom was always doing those like snack wells and proud ships and not weight conscious to me but like my mom for himself, yeah. Yeah, for the most part too, but you just, I just saw my mom do so many like slim fast. I guess I should probably have

Yeah, same. Yeah. Wow. You're perfect just the way you are, everybody. Don't change for anyone but yourself. And more hot people news, the Winter Olympics. Are they still going? I think there's still going, honey. Is Sean White in it?

Johnny Weir? I don't think Johnny Weir. Maybe Sean White. Maybe. Is Sean White there? Remember he was like such the thing. He was like Michael Phelps. Like they all were like such a, gag and now where do they go but usually they can maybe do two to three olympics at the most as far as age yeah he is there as a commenter an analyst not as a competitor damn he got too old

yeah he retired in 2022 crazy yeah okay who's the who's happening who's the star who's the hot one I don't know I keep seeing random like things on gay Twitter of like random hot people I don't know who they are but monocudos the one that really gagged me, which was kind of everywhere, was the Norwegian bi-athlete. That's the sport. Yeah. That's the sport. He's not by as far as I'm not.

Oh. Buy athletes. Sterla Holm. LaGreed. So he won the bronze medal. And in his like speech, he confessed to cheating on his girlfriend. Oh, what? Yes.

So he won the bronze medal. and he was doing an interview after winning the bronze and he said three months ago I made my biggest mistake and cheated on her I told her about it about it a week ago it's been the worst week of my life and how he wishes that she was there to like celebrate with him Oh my god, why did he say all that publicly? I know T and then it was like

I don't know if anyone found a romantic Immediately I got the it because I was like now all of a sudden you're putting so much pressure on her or this like anonymous girl Yeah you're the one that f***ed up and now you're dragging her into it And it's not a romantic gesture. It's kind of like, yeah.

It's like the worst. Like don't stay it to everyone now. There's like no chance. You just weirdo. And it became such like a viral moment that the ex-girlfriend had to speak out. And so she did an anonymous interview with the Norwegian outlet. And she said, mama kudos. I live for this doll.

She said that she did not choose to be put in this position and it hurts to have to be in it. And it's hard to forgive even after a declaration of love in front of the whole world. So she wasn't having it. She was like, no, like I'm not. taking him back like he messed up and now he's dragging me into it yeah that's the that's double words like you cheat on me is something i didn't want then you put it out there something i didn't want like what stop just stop like you're ruining my life twice over now that's so that's so weird i know he run a bronze not a gold sweeties so just remember that why can't you come in first because you're a loser

loser he did in the wrong place but the thing the olympic um like village is very promiscuous like there are a lot of partying and there's a lot going on over there. How do you know? There was an article that they ran out of Cardinals in that. Because it's known. They party. Like they basically, they work so hard. They do their thing.

And then they party after that. And everyone gets with everyone. That makes sense. Just a bunch of testosteroneed athletes. Yeah. And also, like, you're probably so focused the whole time that like, then you finally get to like let lose. Also, everyone is like hot.

Right. Yeah. Everyone's got crazy physiques. T, yeah, it's just like a bunch of heated rivalries going on, yeah. Got to just hook up with each other. And then, so he got another bronze after that and then he apologized in the next

speech. Oh my God. Stop giving him a war, I'm giving him a microphone. Like a new reality TV show dating. My gosh, that's what he said on his speech, so weird. And he said, I deeply regret bringing up this personal story on what was a festive day

for Norwegian biathlon. I am not quite myself these days and I'm not thinking clearly. My apologies to his other competitor, Johan, who deserved all the attention. Oh, no, after winning. Okay. And he said, also, my apologies go to my ex-girlfriend

who involuntarily ended up in the media spotlight. I hope she is doing well. I can't change this, but I will now put this behind me and focus on the Olympics. Girl, too little too late. It's just a little too late. What sport is he in? Biathlon.

Don't ask me what it is. Bye, Avalon. What is that? Okay, it sounds like a made-up sport, but who knows? What is the bioptimsy? A winter sport that combines cross-country skiing and a rifle shooting. Girl, that's doing the most. I'm sorry.

They're skiing on a flat surface and they're shooting. Drag race when they do a talent show and they're doing like they're doing debt drops, fire spinning, flag toilet. It's like, go up just stick to one talent. That's crazy. Rifle shooting is crazy. How did that? What?

Oh no, that is so weird. Who made that a sport? Like, let me ski and all. also shoot a gun. What do you shoot? You just shoot like clay pigeons or what? That's random. That's crazy.

Winter Olympics a little serious, but also kudos to all the Olympians. Yeah, I mean, it is impressive that you made it. It's impressive. Some of them I'm like, what is going on here, but I couldn't do it. No.

We'll be see as an apology. Something Jake Paul can never do. Tijetta, she deserves better. She wins her gold medal. I don't know. I'm just talking about you what a dumb ex-boyfriend is. I know.

That's great. I would literally break up with like somebody. If I won my gold medal and then you're just talking about like the super and how much you hate it and being like big it is that the right word yep yep yeah like I would break up I know weird out so random I know and there's also the the US figure skater uh uh what's is Leah yes ilia he lost right yep unfortunately I mean I've been watching him for a long time and he was like an unbelievable athlete he's probably the best that I've ever seen

And everyone was so excited about him getting the goal. Like he was and the pressure just got to him. I would be that person. Oh, under pressure is, I couldn't even imagine Olympics. Like when it's like the pressure's on, like I'm so bad. Like I, I mean, because Olympic athletes are probably more used to the pressure. But in general, I feel for him. Okay.

Like I get it. Like everyone like you're a mate. Very Alex Ward at the Grammys. He performed ordinary a million times. Then you're at the Grammys. And it's like, you sound like that. You know what I mean? Just double every.

Like that sucks. Like you know. you're perfect. You know you're amazing. You know it. And then, yeah, when like the pressure's on. The choke. Oh, man. Well, he'll probably get a movie about him. Maybe Mark Robbie will play him. You know, it's very like... Maybe Mark Robbie would play. It's crazy.

She was an ice game. Maybe Choice of On. I don't know. Choice of On would be great. That'd be his good acting. Although the gag is, everyone... And I don't... This isn't... I don't know much about him. But everyone was bringing up. He was homophobic back when he was 18 and everyone kept being like, well... And I didn't... Everyone was bringing up the homophobia as if it. It was like recent and rampant.

And I was like, oh, screw this guy. Fager skating, you're going to be homophobic? And then I went to actually look it up. And he was 18. And it was pretty much his comment. He was like on an Instagram live. And he said, someone asked if he was straight. And he was like, uh, bro, let's be honest.

I can't be straight anymore because I need those artistic scores up. So I got to say I'm not straight. So my scores go up. So he was joking that he would be scored better if he was gay because it is such a, he's straight. Wow. Yeah. So. I mean, who confirmed?

Him. When? In this Instagram live, he's saying, I'm straight, but I got to not be, I got to say I'm gay in order to get scored better. Because I guess his joke was if I was gay, they would, you know, skew my scores up. So everyone was really on his. And he had to go to sensitivity training after this and issue like three apologies. Well, you know. Does he follow you?

It was an easy way to check. No speculation, but I've seen this film before. I've been in this film before, lots of men being like, I'm straight, but I will go with the gay thing, I guess. And it's like, well, but you don't just go with the gay thing if you're straight. Yeah, he also got asked in this interview lately. Again, obviously, my algorithm is very swiftly, but he got asked about like, oh, what music do you like?

I listen to everything. And then the interview went like, oh, even Taylor Swift. And he said, not everything. I hate Taylor Swift. And it was a little te voodoo because it's hard to escape this. the te voodoo. Like somehow, this isn't even just me

and Swifty, this is unbiased. Carmically somehow every tongue that raises against Taylor Swift falls. So it's giving, it is giving like when

closeted, you know, men or that just say they're 100% straight are being like, oh, I hate that gay. It's like, well,

you did suck a, you know what I mean? Like it's very, oh my God. It's very that. It's very, if you have to try so hard to be like,

oh, I hate, things like you know like you're probably you're probably you're probably you're probably you're probably hiding something suppressed maybe you don't even know it that's crazy that's crazy okay well I feel sad for him for what happened and I still feel sad for him because that interview is kind of chaos if you are straight like that's a crazy thing to just be so like homophobic and weird and then if you're if you're there's something suppressed then that's sad too there's just lots of sadness yes uh you can come on the podcast

We don't have to talk about that, but I would love to just talk. I love a little chat with an Olympic athlete. Especially, like, I think it's more camp to fumble. Do you know what I mean? Like, I love, like, Alex Warren's performance at Grammy's is the only one I remember because it's like, oh, you fumbled. Yeah. Who's most is his favorite Olympian from the last Summer Olympics?

Oh, the break answer. Oh, we're talking about, yeah. Yeah. What's her name? Ray Gunn. Yeah, look, he remembers because she flopped so terribly that she's iconic. You know? I love.

Oh. Work. Yes. That's a legacy. Exactly. When you know the flops, like that's what stands out, not the perfection of it all.

Kudos, Mama. Kudos for flopping. Yeah. But don't be homophobic. Like that's weird. Okay. You gotta go to sensitivity classes.

Yes, he went to sensitivity training after that. Although he was 18 at the time, at least, you know, benefit of the doubt. It was young. How old is he now? 21. Oh, still young. Still young.

You figure it out. Yeah. I was confused. Yeah, I was like, oh, I see those men in tides flowing on the eyes to music. I want to be that. But not Taylor's web. Yeah, keep that. Away from me.

It's giving David Dauberg. I love strippers. I love going to strip clubs. It's like, okay. Well, all right. Get them next Winter Olympics, Ilya. Four years? Four years?

Four years? Yeah. Two years is summer right in the next two years. Damn. That is wild. You train all. Four years. Yeah.

Yeah. Oh, yeah, you get four years of real life and then you flop. I mean, that does. It's tough. Yeah. They should give them therapists, some mental health resources. They probably do. I would hope so, right?

That's a lot of pressure. That's a lot of pressure. You can just see on their faces, too, like, could never be me, truly. Me neither. That's why I love just being a flop. Like when people know you as flop tropica, yeah, it's like, oh, you really.

Yeah, you can only impress people, really. And that's what I love. I love. Yeah. When you get the title of like Olympian or of any, you know what I mean? Like if you're competing in Olympics, there's like a pressure to slay. Yeah, you really got a sleigh. If you have like Olympian, whatever, like Olympian biathlete, Olympian skier, then you got a sleigh.

But if you just are amateur skier, you know what I mean? Then you can flop and it's cool. Or if you do well, it's like, wow, you did that. Or if we made the Olympics like, oh, they just made it. Yeah. We don't have to win. They're like, oh, you just made it to the Olympic Village. That is crazy.

How do we get there? How do you even audition? We got to pick a sport, I guess, like, whatever is the least competitive. Like, do rifling. Get a rifle. What if we end up, like, slaying? What would it be? A right?

Okay, we can try. God, I don't know. Like a tabot, no, I don't even, the tobogging is kind of crazy, too. I would love to tobogging. I think curling will be good at. I have a feeling that I'll be really good at curling. Which one is curling? It's that piece of, like, granite of, like, marble that they push on the snow.

Oh. And then the two of you, the two of you, all you have to do is like brush the floor, you know, like in front of it to get it to the right spot. You think you'll be good at that? Yeah, that's the kind of stuff I'm good at, like, throwing something. Well, you definitely can make the Olympics. I don't know if I can. I guess we can, instead of the track me, we just do the Josh Trish Olympics.

Winter Olympics, we don't have any snow. Floply blink. Flop Olympics. I kind of land for the flop Olympics. That's, we'll be, us. We'll do it. We'll be limping in the flop Olympics. You guys were all going to

I think I'm training I'm training for it I'm ready for it I've been doing Well like four weeks We gotta set that up That's gonna be a good one Wait for it, it's coming It's coming so we did the morning

It's raining, it's raining So we had to postpone True yeah That was yesterday He's like I'm gonna start walking every day And they're like But it's raining today It was pouring

Yeah it was it was boring Because I said that I was like you should walk Every day You love walking You go fast with me He can go double speed Without me So I was like well

When I'm glaming I would love walk every day too but I got donuts instead priorities. So what we do? There were some relationship news that I'm interested to get your take in because I could honestly kind of see this going either way. Did you see Zane on Caller Daddy? Malik?

Oh my God. I think my name is Jatzy. I was like, that's crazy. I was like, wait, the blanks there. I'm like, what? Oh, yeah. I think yeah. This was after we did our last one.

I saw a little bit of it. Yes. Yes. I think I quote tweeted something. I was like something he said was diabolical. Yeah. He talked about his relationship with Gigi Hadid. Yes.

He said that he has never truly been in love, even when it came to Gigi. He said at that moment in time, I might have thought I was in love. But as I got older, I realized maybe it wasn't. And he said, maybe it was lust. Maybe it was this. Maybe it was that. I don't feel like it was love. And just to say on the record, I would always love.

love G because she is the reason my child is on this earth and I have the most respect for her but I don't know if I was ever in love with her. Damn. Yeah. I mean, why do men say stupid shit all the time? It's like, why do you, who asked this question? I guess Alex Cooper. But did people not know like tack?

Like he's also grown age, right? He's 30 something. Yeah. Like, what a weirdo. It also is like the mother of your child. Yeah. Like you don't have to be like, I don't think I was. And they dated on and off for six years.

That's a long. A long time. Yeah. I think. I want to give him benefit of the doubt kind of. I think maybe he didn't understand what the hell he was saying. I think he maybe meant kind of how like when you were talking about relationships the other week where it was like I feel like, oh, Moses is my first like actual boyfriend basically because

like nothing else kind of counted. Maybe he's thinking that like, you know, the greatest love is like always in the future versus the past. But I don't think you could say I wasn't a love, period. You know, like when you have a baby with someone, like that baby's like, well, I wasn't made out of love. Like what the hell? Like that's weird.

Yeah. I've had a baby with someone. I definitely would be like, I had a relationship before Moses. I wouldn't be like, oh, never had a relationship before. That's crazy. And I know also too, like he had like a falling out with like Yolanda Hadid or her mom. So there was some like Yolanda alleged that Zane was physical with her. Like they had a physical altercation.

But Zane denied the allegations. And he filed a no contest plea to four accounts of harassment. just so he wouldn't fight the charges in court. So, yeah, there is some, like, weird tension there between, like, Yolanda and Zane a couple years ago. He's from one direction? Yeah, same was from one direction. He left early. Yeah, he was the first one to leave.

How do people feel about him? I think people like him. I like Zine. Oh, you do. After all this, I mean, I don't know him, but I don't like him off of this information. I know. I was going to say because he is, like, really low-key and, like, quiet. And so I think because he was super low-key, this.

past few years. I was like, you know what, yeah. But then he's now he's talking. I'm like, ooh. Because he also talked about like how he's like cheated in a lot of his relationships. He was also with Perry Edwards from Little Mix. Mom, it's a lot of women. I know. Cute women. Yeah. And I think it was right before Gigi. And he cheated on her as well. And then after Perry it was Gigi. So

it's one of those things where like he at least acknowledges that he's the problem. But then it says dumb stuff too. that I'm like, same. I don't know. Yeah, I don't know either. I guess like, because I guess it can go one of like two ways. Like people can respect it, right? Like Jason DeRullo, like recently said that he just cannot be monogamous.

He does not want to be monogamous. Like, that's it. That's his lifestyle. But I mean, I guess if you're honest, if you know, like Nick Cannon's families, like they all know about each other. So I guess if they all know and they're fine with it, I don't know. If he's just like, I'm just this person. I don't know. Like when you're just so famous and so young, I always say this.

it would be hard not to cheat. I know that sounds great. Like I hate cheaters. I think they're awful. But like these famous people, I always tell people like the famous people, they just, there's so much temptation and you're so young.

And they're like a lot of traveling and stuff too. So like, oh, it doesn't count because I'm here. I'm never going to see him again. Blah blah, blah. So. Yeah,

I don't know if they are capable of being monogamous. Has it worked? It hasn't been, there has been a pop star who's like normal. Like just like, you know, in a relationship. It doesn't cheat. Like, you know, if you're single, whatever.

Like, and, you know, do whatever you want, but like... I'm sure there has. I think it all ends in cheating. I can't really think of one on top of my head, but I'm sure there has. I don't know. I don't know. Yeah.

He just feels all, like they're all cheaters all the time. Yeah, there's just so much. The ones in relationships. Even when they're not in relationships, like, one girl would be like, oh, I thought I was dating him, but he was, like, sleeping with other girls at the time, you know, you always hear about that stuff, too. Matt Rife. Oh.

Matt Rife teens, yeah. Well, Mariena Zane's crazy. I mean, it's expected. Matt Ripe's a loser. I just saw him in some movie with like bleach blonde hair. He had such like a goof. Like who's hiring him? He is.

He's giving Dane Cook. Like, because, you know, like he had that moment where he was like, okay, we kind of like Matt Rive and then just became completely awful. Yeah. Yeah. And I was Dinkuk for a minute. Everyone loved Dinkuk. He was pretty funny. Matt Rife was funny for a minute.

I remember seeing early on in like his stand like stand up like crowdwork. Yeah. TikTok. Oh, this guy's funny. And the more you find out. about them. It's like, oh, I don't actually know. Yeah.

Let's, like, we are talking about earlier. Yes, talk less. If you're unlikable, just talk. Or like if you say dumb shit, just talk less. That's what Aaron Burr said to Hamilton. Talk less, smile more. Don't let them know what you're against or what you're for. And that is, because you can make an assumption when someone doesn't talk.

Like, you know, you make the assumption that, for the most part, oh, they're just in their, you know, they're just living their best life. Yes. You know, whatever. Sometimes it's better. As I do two podcasts, three podcasts a week. Whenever you do a podcast, that's what people don't do a podcast.

I feel like people just talk. They talk too much. Us too. When you can clip anything. When people are like, I was like, I try on broccoli first time. Like, Oscar, find a clip of Trisha eating broccoli. What'd you have, Joey, Gricepha?

One time I ate broccoli with Joey Gosepha. And that was it. And then I brought broccoli last night. But like, yeah, you can really find a clip of anything. That is so funny. That's why it's like, if you, if you, if you, can't find a clip of me saying something that I probably didn't say it you know what I mean like it's like oh let's see because sometimes people like to be like oh I treasure this is like find

a clip of me saying it and then that's proof but if I I talk so much and if you can't find one clip of me saying something there you have it that's your answer because there's so many clips of me just saying so much stuff out there I do have I have a joie agris stuff about topic I do want to at least that I'm going to transition to but I want to at least say also to button up the zane thing that there was a Gigi had deed quote when she was talking to Vogue when she was talking about having joint custody of their daughter that she said Zane and I do our custody schedules months in advance that doesn't mean that it doesn't change here and there

but we help each other and have each other's backs and she said that there's a feeling of love and camaraderie so like the difference of like her being like yeah like there like we you know we make it work versus like him being like I wasn't in love like but very Kim and Kanye too Kim like I want to protect Kanye and Kanye just being like she's the worst you know what I mean it's very the guy it's always the guys it's always the ones with the penis, no offense, but it's always those people that just can't seem to think. Yeah, because I saw some like Zane fans being like, no, Gigi said also that she doesn't, she didn't

love them. But like, the only quote I saw was her saying that there's like love there about, you know, their shit, like, you know, join custody with their daughter and stuff. So maybe it's somewhere along the lines, but I haven't been able to find it. Also, I think it's fine if girls say it. Guys, you just look like such an asshole. Like girls can, whatever. You know what?

He broke their heart, whatever. He cheated. Let them say whatever they want. Guys, it's like, no, you were, you cheated. Of course you didn't love her. Like, what do you mean? Like, don't say it again. And, like, say it's so weird and embarrassing for you.

Although he is hot. You know, he could be, he's close to. He's gorgeous, yeah. He'd have been a good one. He has tattoos. Mm-hmm. Yeah, he's cute. I think he's coming to the Kia or Inuit Dome.

He's coming somewhere. He's had an tour announcement. Oh, yeah, yeah. And he had a mini residency in Vegas for a little bit. You going to see him? Um, no. Do they just all sing songs? the one direction by themselves?

Yeah. I love that. Well, all come together to sing it. I know at this point, just come back together. I think Zane and Louis got back together

for something on Netflix at the end of last year, but that was it. But yeah, I don't know which one Louis is. He's not the one from the voice. No, that's Nile. You loved a Nile.

Like, he was your number one. Is he Nile? Nile Horan? Oh. I was like Liam or something. Is there a Liam? You loved. Liam's the one that passed away.

I'm so sorry. I am so sorry. Nile's the blonde one, the Irish one. Yeah, I love him. You love him. He's kind of popular too, right? Yeah, they're also popular, yeah. Well, not Louis.

Louis is actually really popular in the UK. In the UK is really popular, yeah. We love the UK. I do love the UK. If he's popular there, we love him. No, I like all of them. They're all nice. I actually follow Kate Cass.

I think that's probably why Liam comes in my mind. You know, Kate? She was his girlfriend. at the time of passing. She talked a lot about him and people come for her. I'm like, oh my God, get over it. They're like, get over it because she always like crying about, she's like sad. She gets sad about him and she like, get over it.

And she's like, no. That's really weird. I love her. She follows me too. She was on a podcast. I wonder, come on. I don't know what I talked about because I don't know like the lore of that, but I think she's cute.

I like her. That's, I know that people would be mad at her for that. Yeah. People like to get mad. They really get mad her in the comments. I'm like, damn. I feel like if she was too happy, people would be mad like, you don't miss them at all.

That was very Michaela with like the divorce and then the Valentine's Day. She turned off her comments. Everyone was like pissed that she was getting ready for Valentine's Day. I thought that was fun. Like that was objectively hilarious. Like the video after your divorce and that's not being like, get ready with me for Valentine's Day. I have to look so fucking hot.

No, I like to too. I, that is objectively fierce. Objectively fierce. scientifically fierce. Literally like the next. What is that? I'm like, love it. I love the little swipe chains.

I'm like, I love that. Take a minute. Take it in. I am getting a divorce. Get ready with me for Valentine's Day. I need to look so hot tonight. We always say that, like, and we did say, because it's like, you know, that week of silence is nice

because it's like, okay, she's taking it in. But it's better this way to just be like, here I am again. Like, here I am. I love it. I think it is so camp. People can. And it'll age well. Like maybe right now, this is an unpopular opinion that is fierce.

Come back to me and it's kind of like you. Like when it was happening, like all the scandals and stuff like in the crying on the floor, like in the moment. It's like, oh, so cringe. But then like years later, it's iconic. It's going to be iconic. You have the best reaction to her announcement. I'm scared. I don't want to sit down for this video.

I am getting a divorce. This is what she thinks. Thanks, everyone is reacting. Take a minute. Take it in. It's your product. I'm going to want to sit down for this video. Okay.

Okay. I just watch it. I just watch it over. My God. You know I told the chairbreaking story about the cheese guy. I have to be so many times and don't believe me. And then now like two times publicly it's been on film that I broke in a chair.

It's because it's insane. But can I tell you that was my reaction to Michaela? I was like on the way to Mexico. I alerted the masses our just Trish group chat, which I never used. I was like, oh my gosh. I was like, my jaw is not on the floor. But I was like, my kind of was. I was kind of gagged too.

Two days prior, I'm just like, she didn't wear her wedding ring. It doesn't mean anything. She doesn't have to wear it. She doesn't want to. Oh, great. I mean, I'd be wearing my wedding ring today. I was like, just in case. Like, I know.

That's great. My jaw was on the floor. I was gagged when you checked with it. And to me, to me it's like you go through so much, right? Like, I don't know their situation. No one knows it. They don't like the speculation. but I mean, I'm sorry.

You can't say like, don't talk about it when it's like, you know, when it's out there. Like, even me made a whole thing. And she did set it up to be epic, right? She's like, sit down, take it in. So we're taking it in. This is just a reaction. No negative. Holding space.

No speculation whatsoever. But I do think that like I thought they were going to be like end game because it's like when you go through so much like they survived that year of like rehab. Also, if she said publicly, obviously I don't know her. It's like and you know, I think they kind of, she kind of came up, right? she met him when she wasn't as popular. So it's like kind of when you know, like us, right? Like I feel, I mean, it was very popular when we met, but I was very broke.

So I feel like when you know someone from like negative million dollars in debt and then you kind of like come up, you like, I kind of trust this person. You know what I mean? It's like a good one. And then vice versa with him. He was like in rehab. He tried to work on himself. He'd come back in her videos.

It seems like he had a regular job that he liked. So I kind of thought it was going to work. I really did. And I'm sad. I was, I was, my jaw was on the floor. Markela and I was very sad about it. And I don't believe in love anymore. Give it up on it.

As you're married with kids. Yes, I don't believe that. For a minute, I was. I think I was so sad. I was like, I don't believe in this anymore. She still loves him. He loves her. I think sometimes there's situations where there's something else happening

that cannot allow the love to. You've got to walk away from him. Yeah. And I think she still loves him. I think she wishes things will be different. So I don't think that's the conclusion. I respect. I was heartbroken for them because I know that you have to really, really fight and struggle so much to get to this point where you're like, okay, we can't continue this.

So they must have been through so much and that so many heart breaks, so many disappointments, so many. She did say it was a couple months ago they decided to have divorced too. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I agree. I wish she would have delivered it differently because I wanted to feel for her more. Like I wanted to feel for her more.

I wanted to be there with her. But when I'm just like, okay, wait for this sun to hit from the window. So I look this way. And then when she told me to sit down, I was like, no, I don't want to sit down. She said, like, told me, take a minute. I'm like, I'm not taking a minute. Like, I don't like the way she delivered it. Well, I disagree.

Because everyone loves to do no makeup, sad on the floor. She's like, let me get that light. Let me get that lash. And let me look fierce. And I like that. I really didn't. I felt it. I think because I feel her.

T, I go, I'm like literally split between the TV because my initial thought was very Moses. I was like, okay, let's, they'll be like, first of all, I love you. And you're going to want to sit down. I loved it. Yeah. And take a minute. Like, it was so drama and like too much. But on the other hand, it was big news.

Like it was, it was big. It was big. It was big news. So like, we kind of didn't have to sit down and sit with it for a minute. It was big. I never once had a hot topic throughout the week. I couldn't care less about hot topics any other day. But this one, I was literally saying,

on the way to show. I shook you, yeah. I was so shook. I had to process it because I wanted to talk about my take, but I was like, wait, she doesn't want to talk about it. She doesn't want to talk about it. Let me take a minute. We'll talk on hot topics.

You know, I was like, yeah, she was fine. She was doing Get Ready with me. So I was like, okay, she's fine. Not to say she's fine, but she was fine enough to move on. But I love that she said in the Get Ready with me. She goes, comments are off. Ha ha ha ha.

It's like, because they were. She's like disabled comments on all the things. I was like, period, period, period. I think she did sponsorships since then. You got to keep hustling. You got to make that bag. Also, I know everyone, she gets a lot of shit in general. But you got to give her props because, like, to have gone through this.

And this was, like, months ago, she said when, you know, she was, they were, like, saying they were going to get divorced. To have gone through that, like, secretly and still have been posting and doing the sponsorships, like, getting on cameras, like, literally nothing is wrong at all, still, like, performing. Crazy. in a way, you know, like it is a performance or TikTok. So like still posting the TikToks. I mean, is it the hardest job in the world?

No, but it's still just like put on the mask that everything's okay. No one has any idea. What do you mean? Try being an influencer for a day. Exactly. It is hard. When you're going through something and you have to just like, come on and be like, here I am. It's hard.

She didn't influence me for that. Maybe Pearl, the love of her. Oh, yeah. It was pineapple. I got some. They were pretty good. When that makes sense. I'm never been eating out.

I was like, oh, get divorced. I know in hindsight. Yeah. I'm trying to protect Cody. I'm like, well, I'm not put out that before. That's a little crazy, but marketing. It got me to buy it. I was like, right.

I was in my heart. That check must have been something fierce. Let's say that. Because there's nothing Courtney could have done to sell those lemies the way Michaela did. I really did go buy them. I was like, I should get that too. She should have like a share in the company. You know what I mean?

And everything. The Loreale mascaraa. She just, that was the thing before. before her divorce video was like a commercial with them for a mess. I was like, she really, she really queen of marketing. Yeah.

Yeah. I like her. I know, I know she is so like controversial. Again, I think that in the grand scheme of like problematic influencers, I mean, we really have some diabolical people.

You know what I mean? Yes. Really doing terrible, horrific, saying the worst things ever. Like, in comparison, I think people for some reason get more bad about, Michaela putting on a show

and being like very hyperbolic about whatever she's selling, which I get because it is like, you know, the whole like lying to your audience or whatever, but compared to the Pauls who are like being the absolute worse, you know, and like crypto scams allegedly and rug pools and this and that

like. And every actor that gets paid to advertise something. Yeah. That's what it is. That's the name of the game. I think it's because she's a beauty guru and beauty gurus are always so perfect and they're so, they present so perfect. And so, like, Like, they're so, their aesthetics are so good. Like, everyone looks just, like, so gorge and clean and clean, like, you know, I think of, like, Jacqueline Hill, Jackie.

And they're all just, like, perfect, picture perfect. And Michaela's, like, not. So I think it's easy for, like, the community of the girls and gays. That's, like, our one person that's, like, a little different and little odd. She's, like, I don't know. I guess I kind of feel for her because I feel like back in my 20s, too. Like, I was, like, crazy. But, like, I do think when someone's a little different, it's kind of easy to be, like, look at this person.

You know what I mean? Yeah. Yeah. But I like that she's different. But I appreciate a breed guru who's a little And she looked great like I said I don't mind the divorce announcement where she's fierce And to be honest like no matter what

Even if it's the most sincere like genuine emotional thing Because I remember posting the Joey and Daniel one When I was working for him I was the one that had to post the video The break of video And you're so excited What were you feeling when you posted it? I was like anxious I think And then seeing the response like it became like a meme of Joey crying

and people were gay Twitter Gay Twitter vicious either way Oh what was it What was his crying? People were just like The concept of like breaking up with your boyfriend And sitting and recording yourself crying Or whatever and it's like

Oh well So you're really damned if you do damned if you do damned If you're fierce and you're serving People are gonna be bad If you're crying people are gonna make fun of you So there really is no win You might as well look hot You know

Did he cry? What was his crying face? He was he was I think they both were crying Joey and Daniel Okay Were they like hugging each other crying Yeah it's like arm around the shoulder you know, Joey's head

in his, in Daniel's neck as he cried. Okay. I don't remember that one. Natural light. They were sitting in their guest room. I remember like it was yesterday. Wow. Did you set it up?

No, I was, I think I just sent the, I think I, they sent the footage and I just have to do like a tiny little trim. Did you edit? Not editing a break-up video. Here's the footage, Jimmy. In his defense, it was, it wasn't very, I think it was just like a, like a Trish cut. Well, they could have probably. done that makes two seconds.

I've had a serious video. I think I could just try it. I'm too hardbroken to edit right now. Oh yeah. I think I do it. Yeah. I didn't do the thumbnail yet. I didn't do that.

Break-up videos are kind of iconic though. I do love watching people's break-up. I never know because I always just got blocked. I never had time to make a break-up video with anybody. It's just me by myself. That's why I was alone on a kitchen floor. I was mostly just blocked. I was like, here's a video for everybody to know what's happening.

I like it when at least you're amicable and can sit next to the person. Oh, my gosh. Never like, guys were still friends. There's so much love between us. It was never that. I wish we had somebody who was like that now. Not like for their sake, but I wish somebody could just be like, actually, they're a piece of shit. Well, I guess this is a Mormon wife.

Oh, yeah. She did back back. I know. I like her. I got to hit her up. She's coming up soon. Layla. Yeah.

She looked great. You know, I hope Cody does well. You know, I think we should maybe talk us a little too much about Cody for one to keep in private. You know, she probably could just be like, we're going to divorce. She kind of goes on a little bit about trying to protect him and kind of insinuating. It was his fault. I was like, girl, let's just cut it shorter here. Yeah, I get that.

You know, because, you know, I know she says she wants to protect, but sometimes protecting is just not talking about the person at all. But I feel, again, I feel like damned if she does, damned if she don't either way. You know what I'm like, yeah. But it's better to be damned if you don't talk about somebody because at least it's better for that. You can play Sublime elsewhere. It's like the Winter Olympic guy. It's probably just better not to say it.

Maybe you thought you were doing some grand gesture, but I think in general, me, I love, you know, I too. I would love to talk on someone's... I do talk on people's behalf, but I think it's sometimes better not to. If I had to take a lesson for myself too, I'd probably be like, let me not talk on someone else's behalf. That's fair, yeah.

If you really want to protect them and keep them private. Moral of the story, I think in general, do as I say, not as I... Do as I say, not as I do. Do? Yeah. Do as I say, not as I do?

Yeah. Hmm, okay. Do as I say, not as I do. Keep your relationship private. If he wants to be private, keep him private. Huh? You're a private person. Yeah, but you at least you were very clear.

You were like if you want to be with me, just know this is the way it is. First of all, I did not say that. I did not say this is the way it is. We were so private at the beginning. No, you were just like if I'm dating somebody, I want to share it. If I'm doing something, I want to share it. I'm not going to hide my life. I'm not going to stop doing what I regularly do.

I eat, I do things, I post. So that's, you're very clear about that. Can't stop me from eating. So, but I'm saying like if you give me. the choice and I choose it then it's my choice then it's fine do you regret no you're I didn't even finish my sentence do you regret me I have no regret no we have a beautiful family in life so no right love that I probably regret some things I put on in the words of Katie Perry no regrets just love ooh what song is that teenage dream oh that's your favorite song from Darren Chris

No regrets. Just love. Yeah. I like that one. I regret some things. I put out a little too much information. But I learned. See, I learned.

I feel like at the beginning I'd put out every single thing that came up with to me and Moses. And now it's like, the internet doesn't know everything. Yeah. They don't need to know much. Actually. You know? I never.

There's not much to say. What if there was? You know, sometimes that happens, right? It's like afterwards. It's like, well, I won't say who there is an internet couple that like recently separated, divorced, and supposedly is having a baby. Or he's having another baby with someone.

I just saw it on TikTok. It's alleged right now. Oh. Yeah. You can bleep it maybe. That's who I was thinking when you said that. Whoa. I think he's having a baby with that.

Isn't that? Yikes. Crazy. That's so crazy. I don't know. But I guess like again, don't idolize people's relationships either because people are saying that during Valentine's Day too. It's like, oh, all these people posting happy couple.

Sometimes the happiest couple is the one's not even post. Yeah. See, I'm I wasn't gonna post but then Daryan posted last minute. I was like okay. Did he post? I didn't see he did a story. I saw a thirst trap. I think he was a shirtless and a hike or something. He'd always be hiking shirtless. Yeah, but that's true. Yeah. Yeah. And yeah. He'd been a good one. He's not like an amazing actor, but sure. Is he not? How do you know? Have you seen him? I don't know if he's ever tried, but sometimes he pretend like sometimes it'd be like it'll put himself in little skits or something and he's not that great. But kind of like Moses, I guess. I kind of like fish out of water, but he's still, he's trying, you know, and serving, serving in his own way.

A for effort always. The upper is put forth as appreciating. We're acting challenge for Patreon still too. I love it. I love a little acting challenge. I guess speaking of acting challenge and viral couples, Jilly Gersuff and Daniel Prada, really stoking the flames of a potential reunion back together. Wow.

They're just trying to get those book sales. He's like, come see us live at my book signing at the Grove. I was like, okay. A lot of making out, yeah. That was, it's wild for Joey. He's so clean cut, wholesome, doesn't show much PDA ever. And then this was like, book talk. I was sultry.

I know. And also, I'm like, ain't the book about lesbian witches? Like, when did this happen? Oh, that was a crazy. That was a crazy one. That did come out of. Three TikTok. in a row making out.

And it's like, I'm sorry. Three? Three? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And you know they have some outtakes, like.

Oh, my God. Was there intimacy coordinator? I would love to know that. I couldn't even imagine doing that even with Moses. I'm just like, oh my gosh. Like, I just, it makes me blush a little bit. I was like, oh, that's, that's so crazy. I know.

I also don't look attractive making out for sure. I definitely do not have like a chin or like a profile to be doing that. but And Daniel with like no pants on Like He's no pants? No pants

Just undies Could have put a little gray sweat pants or something Give the illusion Joey had gray sweat pants But Daniel had no pants What do you have You had a box of wreaths?

Just a shirt I mean you can't see his underwear But he just had a shirt Like a dress shirt on Okay Is Joey shirtless? No he's wearing A sweat pants

Oh Yeah hoodie I'm like I was seated I sat I was like You know you got me Book is ordered

those lesbian witches as well this made me feel that was crazy that was crazy yeah i like you know know they should just be together we talked about the same thing on the page around i know how did we like we really foreshowed all everything that's been going on yeah like crazy it's like you guys are always together you're making out you're hooking up he's coming to decorate your house like i think you guys are just a couple i think that's just what it's called Oh my God. They went out and found, explored. They were giving Carly Bible and her fiancee Max.

I forget his name. But they were together as kids, and they came together when she was an influencer like 10 years ago. Oh, Brett Cap is his name, Brett Cap. And then now they're engaged. Where? After she had a baby and she went out. You know what I mean? It's like.

If you love something, said it free and then it comes back. It's yours. Yeah. So I think Joey and Daniel, this is it. I mean, you know, I don't. I think it's it for you guys. This is it. Stop looking.

You found it. T. Yeah, I mean, you gave it six years apart. You're still making out. Just get it back together. Just get back together. Have Oscar edit. We're back together video for you.

That's not crazy. And you can do a little trim. Invoice him for that. Like, here it is, a little trim. I will edit the We're Back Together video because I'm nosy. Yeah, you want to get the tea first. Give it to E.T. Give it to us.

give it to Aiden That's just great I was funny Yeah I would love That'd be everything I like Joey I like him

I don't like escape the night But I do like him I like him as a person I like him as an author What is this like a sixth book or something It's kind of amazing Maybe he's fifth Yeah I think it's fifth

Wow Yeah It's always like weird stuff like this too It's always like The Stones and the Future And the dystopia It's always like something crazy Right

One day it will be a movie Yeah, no, for sure. Oh, I see it for sure for him. These crazy books always get me a whole movie. It's always like, what the hell is this? And it's like, the next hit movie, that's what it is. And I'm happy for him. Justin Baldoni and Blake Lugger.

Oh, gosh. Starring in the lesbian witches. That'd be crazy. Kind of given wicked tease a little bit, lesbian witches. It is, kind of, yeah. I think it's also 12. I mean, the book is called The Twelve. It's one for each zodiac side, me promoing the book.

Oh. Yeah. Yeah. It seems like an original concept. I don't know. D. Yeah. Again, the promo being making out with your ex-boyfriend for the lesbian.

Alleged. I mean, I don't even know if they're lesbian, which is, I'm just assuming it's Safek because it's 12. He said there's no men in it. So if there's love, it has to be lesbian. I'm just assuming because it's like if it's a Y-A book. Like you ought to have a little, you know, flicking the bean in there. Sure.

Don't you write with that? A lot of beings got to get flips. I need to read what he has to say about lesbian sex. That's what I need to know. Well, you never know because, listen, Rachel Reed wrote heated rivalry. A woman wrote, you know, the sexiest gay love story right now. So maybe. Right.

Who knows? Okay. But a woman has been with a man, so they kind of know the parts and how it works. That's true. That's true. But maybe he got some lemmy purr and he's figuring it out for himself. I don't know. I like it.

I would definitely would write. You know my tavern's going to be gay. sex for sure. Give me Daniel Radcliffe and Tom Felton. My competitor and that's her favorite Broadway debut. I wonder if you'd be there. I'll probably be the only one to show up. I hope I'm the only one to show up because... They give it. Yeah.

Like, come on now. Yeah. I think everyone else is literally on Broadway. I think McDonald's literally in Mulan Rouge. She's like, I can't come. I know. It's like when they show everyone, like all the nominees like reaction and it's like, it's all getting images and then it's even the audience. I will be there. with my black and white stripes I won't be there.

And the heart goes to Tom Felton. Oh, that would be... Tom is not here to accept this award so we'll be accepting on his bath. Thank you. That's... I got to think of my reaction face

when that happened. Oh, yeah. Like, do you go shocked or do you go like noble, like... Oh, yeah. I think that... Storm off.

Yeah. That's my iconic. How about a storm the stage? Do I won't do that? You're trying. I'm holding you back. I'm like... Okay.

Like it. There you go, yes. You got to give. Yeah. I'm excited for March. I mean, I love February. February has been really, really good, huh? It's been like so much happening.

Valentine's Day, Chinese New Year. Yeah. It's a good vibe. Sure. Yeah. Brat is back. Says, yeah. I think Charlie has said Brat is dead, but you have declared Brat is back.

And Brat is back. It's going nowhere. I love it so much. She's had a good month. Damn, too. Wuthering high to. Yeah, and she's got, I think she booked another movie. Yeah, with Takashi McKay.

He's like a huge Japanese horror film director. I was kind of like, gagged. Yeah, she is working. She's booked. She's a good actress. I see it. Oh, I, Jake Weber was in my hot topics. Okay.

What did he do? He posted a photo of his butt on Instagram, and I was like, this is a hot topic. Yes. Oh, I thought. You were laughing, I thought you knew the tea. He's giggling. He's like, wait, what? brushing his teeth.

That was the follow-up. Oh. Yes. So I guess a double whammy of Jake Weber today. Moses said Jake Boer brushing his teeth, he says, but I don't know what we're talking about. What is it? To celebrate Valentine's Day, he posted a photo of himself naked in the pool with his butt just out, smooth as a cherub. Like wide open?

Hole was out. Yeah. No. Well, how did you post a butt? Bet over. Cheek spread. Yeah, that's Jake Webber posted that too. That's a lot topic.

It was just a little cleavage of the butter one. It was, I mean, it was the full of moon. It was like, it was double-cheeked up, but not, not, cheeks were not spread, so no hole was evident. That doesn't count then. There you go, Jake. I need to see that hole. I'm just kidding. I actually don't like a mothole at all.

Wasn't Moses's, and I love that. Don't give me any butthole of it's got that. Oh, my God, it's so funny. Okay, so he just had a little cheeks. Yeah, I love, that was his Valentine's Day. pose. Not his beautiful, lovely girlfriend who was also her birthday.

Happy birthday. Oh, wow. Oh, I thought it was single or something. What? Because you would post that if you're single. You're like, No.

You have nothing else to post. He's like, here's a. He's movedenzie for years. She just had a birthday that did you go? I didn't. It was, I fell asleep at 8 p.m.

on Thursday. And I worked at 8 a.m. On the next following Friday. I know. I literally, I had a comment on her Instagram. Her birthday is on Valentine's Day, too. Okay.

So weird that Jake is posting. on his girlfriend's birthday slash Valentine's Day who might have judged but You get a double-wame with one post It's like Moses with Halloween I'm like here's our couple's costume And also happy birthday Like you know you gotta get them both at the same time But I could I just couldn't I couldn't rally

It started at 1030 on a Thursday Everyone was there Everyone was there I know I wanted I could have shown up in the rainbow Birken wig And everyone would have been gagged the house I just I and I was sick too Oh yeah and it's late 1045

On a Thursday. Something starts like 10.45. No. And you got to work the next day. Like, that's rough. But my apologies, Kenzie Lou. I do love her. I love her too.

I love her more than Jake. Me too. Sorry, Jake. Yeah, I'd rather see those butt cheeks than Jake's. You know what I mean? What people liked it or what? Or he was brushing his teeth? Where did that come in?

That's the other follow-up. Well, when you see his toothbrush. Yes. It's the toothbrush. That was the issue. Brown. I think I have the video up here somewhere. It's like our electric toothbrush and you know every time I use it and then I detach it and I wash it under the water and I wash the inside

Outside sure put it back together nice and clean oh he did the electric toothbrush Yeah so this is his toothbrush she showed himself brushing his teeth and that was the handle of the toothbrush Get close because you need to see this like it's not Oh my god It looks a little moldy I didn't even know how you get that much build up Oh my gosh oh my gosh I think he has switched back to ones you just throw out That's crazy.

Like, why is that so, oh, my God. Is it a prop? Is it rage bait? Is it like? I mean, no. Some guys. A lot of guys that do not know how to like clean. No, but at that point, it's better to don't brush your teeth.

Don't put that in your mouth. Like, just don't do anything. Just stay away from that. Did he show the close up or someone zoomed in? This was the original shot of him brushing his teeth. So it wasn't like closed up on the handle. Oh, oh, I see it. Oh, my God.

That's crazy. What is all? of it. How does you get that with the white buildup on there? From the toothpaste. So basically he brushes it and just leaves it. It's almost like a candle. A wax is just building up. That makes me a little sick. It is. It's sick.

So every time there's a little bit more and a little bit more and a little bit more. So it's also like how old. How old is the toothbrush? I mean, at some point you need to replace it. You are an influencer. You bought a house. You bought a house somewhere. Like, you can afford a new toothbrush head or just a new toothbrush. That's why send you one.

I'm sure one of those. Who's the ones that I always send the- Quippie used to be it. Quippie. Oh, yes. Quippie's going to send him one. You know, like, that's crazy. I don't know.

I don't know if they want him to represent them. The brand. Yeah. He'll use it for a year without washing it. Oh, my God. I still use an old school one, but they're easy. I throw those out all the time. Like, okay, every, like, month, get a new toothbrush.

Yeah. Yeah, I think that those, I think I might, I mean, it's hard to tell because there's so much buildup, but I think I have the same toothbrush. And in the directions it says every like two months, I think, to swap the head, to get a new head. Yeah. We need to investigate how long this has been. I know. And are your teeth okay?

And I guess I should reach out for a statement. Ask Kenzie how that kissing is. Tea. That's a good question. And I know he's like kind of punk rock or whatever, but it's also punk rock to have good breath, you know. Also, he's a lot of crazy food. I would know. He's like 7-11.

and when you eat that kind of food you gotta get in you know that's not a stereotype that's just true when you eat some talkies and breecies and you know oh

well does it make you look at his butt picture differently oh that was hot oh my god I thought you meant did that toothbrush go up his whole that's what I originally thought I thought I was giving Tanna

with a toothbrush with a toothbrush or Jimmy with the Like is the toothbrush is Was that on our main one or is that Patreon? That's on Patreon. That's a Patreon exclusive. A little tease.

I guess it's a story he tells quite often. Yeah. I think you could just be walking down the street. You see Jimmy Wetzel. He's telling you you you put a . Like willy-nilly. It don't take much for him to spill that tea. Wait, spoilers alert.

I didn't see that episode. Yeah, we should save it for the Patreon. bleep some of those words, Jimmy. So we had to figure out what you did. That's a good idea. Because that is crazy. It is crazy. Him and Jake Weber could get

together. That's crazy. Well, I love Jake. I like his mom more. She influenced me to get those. Oh, I should show them. You know, cutie? Not cutie Ciner.

Cutee, quick trip, like a 7-Eleven in like that house out. Oh, yes, yes, yes. His mom had a QT cup, and I was like, who can give me one of these cups? And then QT reached out the quick trip place, and they sent me literally like 50 cups. Whoa. And they're all like the nice, reusable tumblers.

I'm like, what I do with 50 of these? I get a bunch of boxes, as Moses says, with all these boxes. And there are a lot of times just like that. Yeah, that same tone. He said in the other days, like, I need to record myself because I was like, oh, there's like boxes down there. And I was like, because people don't get real glimpses into our real life. And then you give them this kind of information.

And they think that's how. That you get me all the time. That's how I talk or that's how I am. That's how you talk. Don't let the peace love. No, but it is always like, we got 5,000 liquid deaths. Do you ever like, like, would have taken some boxes? We get so many.

We're not even sponsored by them anymore. And I'm like, why do they get sending this to us? And not to be, not to be shaking. but no one does take them from our fridge. And I was like, oh, from the fridge. But no one takes that. I'll take one of me now. I take it.

I'm not picky. Take all the boxes. I'm telling you, we got 20 more. Like, literally, I'm not kidding. There's probably like 20 more boxes. And I'm like, what the hell? Amari likes them too. He'll take a box.

But I haven't seen him in a while. They sent a lot. We got a Bridgeton PR from Dove. Sometimes they give us like men PR that we don't know. Most found a men one the other day. And I'm like, take it. I don't know. Got a weird David's.

We don't know if it's. We don't know if it's the adult toy. There's an adult toy in a protein bar in a PR box. I'm like, it's the Davis protein bar. Because I've seen people on TikTok say like, what is this? Like I got a PR box and why is there? The adult toy. So it must be the David's protein bar or you think it's a-

It's not the toy. The toy is not the PR. Oh. They just sent it with the PR. That's so. What kind of toy? Well. A delto?

One with a battery because you can't just dispose those in the trash. Like you have to like do a special thing to get rid of this toy. Oh. Maybe because like, Is it a gay thing? Well, I guess that's fiber. Because, you know, they have, like, there's a pill that they sell the bottoms where it's like, I forget what it's called. There's a pill that they sell, it's basically just like fiber.

But they sell it for like, it's packaged and marketed as a bottoming pill. Like, it is supposed to just make it easier to bottom. I think this is just a protein bar. Oh, okay, work. Then I have no idea. But you just have it. If you want it, maybe this is a big thing. I don't know.

That's the only thing I can think of. The David's protein bar, I know, because everyone said that's the most protein you can get. Like, I've gotten it at Target. I don't know about this toy with it. I don't know about that either. What they say here? Did it say something in it? Let me see.

I just looked it up something. The campaign that they're running with Julia Fox is, Man Disappoint. David satisfies that. Oh, interesting. So anyway, it's part of the campaign with Julia Fox. Men disappoints. It's like, that's a crazy thing.

Time place. And you get it in front of my protein bar. Like that part. Also, like, if you're in a relationship, and suddenly they sent that to be like, hey, I know your man disappointed you, but here's this and the man sees that they're like, wait, did you buy that?

Did you order that? No, it's a little weird to just send that in a PR. You were saying Red Bulls and vodka in a PR too? That's a little crazy too, right? I think. Mike, I think I talked about vodka Red Bulls when I went out in West Hollywood. Okay, so they knew.

I think that's, yeah. Because like, what if they send that to like Tanner or something, you know what I mean? Like, here's some vodka. It's like, that's crazy. Yeah, I'm pretty sure they saw me say I got wasted at the ab And then, yeah. But what if you got sober since then?

In the week. Maybe. You're like, this is too much for me. PR packages we love. I don't think we need to send controversial things. As much as I used to be a vibe girl back in the day. I loved a vibe. But getting rid of them are hard.

I don't need one now. Like, I don't want it. Like the Tana con condom in the gift bag. Tana con condom in what gift bag? And the Tana congown gift bag. Oh, is that what happened? Yeah. Right.

Well, that's probably. better than not giving a condom, I suppose. Because if you're in a relationship, you could use it. T, I suppose. You're not. But I know what you mean. You kind of fit to the name of the Tena condo. Oh.

That is a good one. Oh my God. That is a sponsorship waiting to happen. But I know what you mean. Like if I saw, like if I went to mose a car and I was like, oh, what's in this bag? And I see a con. I'm like, what the f is this? Like, yeah.

I think I just came back from the Winter Olympics. Oh. Crazy. Thank God he doesn't leave it. Like, believe that. I'd be like, hmm, where are you going? I'd probably believe it. you leave the house

to clarify to clarify yes when I leave the house are you ever worried are you ever like what is she doing not like cheating but just like in general

are you ever like I hope she's okay um no more in safety you know yeah safety I would be scared for me to leave the house

like when you went to the university you had like a fancy bag and I was like people get robbed lately like just walking where to the university I know that's why I figured That's why I ask you if you're going to the hotel first Because then you're okay, she's going to a hotel

Oh, you didn't specify all that I don't want to scare you but I want to make sure You okay so people really did love that bag Through security but words with me Yeah no so I knew you'd take a car to the airport airport car Hotel you're fine but if you were going to go out and about Here I would be like maybe don't get that bag Really? Is it that fancy? I don't think it's that fancy

It's enough that it catches somebody's eye that is looking for I didn't think about it like that. Because the people have been robbed at Pew Pew Point for just luxury bags and stuff like that. Wow. So I do think about that when you leave the house. That's where we always know where you're going. Is there parking over there? Is it a thing?

Like what's what you're doing? Do you ever check in on TikTok? I get updates regardless. Like I was just on TikTok and then I saw like, oh my God, she ate the tamale with like the on it. Trish Great. Trish great. So I do get those kind of updates usually.

That's so funny. Hmm. I know. I always think about if you were going on trip by five, you were so worried. I'd probably be like, what if you don't come back? That is so funny. But why we- Darien mentioned that to me yesterday too.

Because he has my location on his like, as a widget on his home screen. So he knows where I am literally all the time. But like, he's saying that and he was showing it to me yesterday. On the flight, he was like, wave your phone around and see if it'll move. So I was like doing it. And it really was like, moving. I was like, wow, so you know exactly where I am. He's like, it probably takes me like four seconds

to find you if you go missing. It's like, but you would, it would take you like a whole day to realize I was gone. And I was like kind of true. Wait, because why on his phone, what would happen? Like, he just, like, the second he opens his phone, he sees my exact like location because he has it like as a widget. It's like a little.

Well, you can choose what's on your screen. But where's your widget? What's a widget on there? No, it doesn't like because it's locked, but you can. I want to see a widget. I guess if I move it this way, there's just random stuff. There's just like, Yeah, like, like, I have like

Animal Crossing as a widget. Or I have like my music playing. I have like weather at the top as a little like widget. So he has my location on his home screen and literally does my face and like my little pin like on five my friends.

I love that, yeah. So he knows where I'm always on. Like he'll wake up and he'll be like, oh, how's the gym? Like that's instead of hi, hello, how are you? It's how's the gym? Oh, I love that. Most like that yesterday.

He said, did you go to the park after you went inside your mom? I was like, I was at the park I was like, I was at the park. And I was like, how did you know? Because it's pretty close to each other. Like, how did you see that so specifically?

And you thought, like, I had left my phone at the park or something like that. I thought she forgot her phone. That is so funny. That's so funny. I was like, I, because I always track you when you're like at the store down. But it doesn't show me you're like right at the store. It kind of shows me the area you're in. I don't think.

Oh, do you ever push the map? No. Oh, wow. I just see you're in the area. I was like, okay. If you really get it. Oh, it'll show. Can I see what aisle you're in?

Then you see. You'll see that my inside of Ralph's, but you can. probably it's a big building. You can see if I'm like all the way in the left where it's the vegetables or all the way to the right. Oh. You can probably see. It's you and Malbu's face in there. So it always says you guys like moving along.

It's really cute. It's really cute. Okay. I like that. But the thing about the trip, I just saw this guy talk about things that married men shouldn't do. It's like, what do you mean you taking a trip without your wife and kids? That's not something a guy. That guy was being a little masaginistic, though.

I watched that guy too. But I was, but I agree. Like, I'd never imagine. planning a trip for me and the boys without you and the kids. Well, first of all, it'd be you and the girls because all your friends are girls. It would never be me and the boys. And I feel like you've done me and the girls trips, Ireland. Work.

I mean, it's always work trips. Dance. Work. Did you kayak one time? Okay. I don't know. I know what you mean. But you were planning on going to Tokyo by yourself before you met me.

Yeah. single exactly no but you were saying you would have gone a trip by yourself as a guy yeah no you said if you have a wife and kids like if i have wife and kids there's no way i'm planning to be that long of a time that far away from you guys i would plan something that includes you guys with me not to go back to mormon wives but the husbands do that they do boys trips and you're kind of like but you all have like wives and like lots of lots of kids back home in Mormon world like why are you I think it's one of that confirmation type stuff boys trips are a little sus to me Me and the boys.

It is because you get away to get away from. Yeah, I don't like boys' trips at all. Daryon takes trips to see his friend. Like, I mean, his friends are like girls from his college. But I'm like, okay. That's different. Yeah. And then I never would like check his location.

I'm like, oh, bye. Me. Yeah. You never check the location? That's why the dichotomy is so funny. I'm like, he is just like he loves a little, like friends that he had class with five years ago. He still has their location. like he loves knowing where everyone's at

and he'll randomly like for fun the way people open Instagram he'll open up find my friends and be like oh I see she's here like he loves it yeah he loves seeing where people are and he doesn't even talk to him anymore he loves that. That's kind of a gen Z thing Tana does that too she has all my friends locations I can see where they're all at

I'm like that's a little overwhelming I don't need to track everybody I'm like just let me know if you're you know need help or something if I don't hear from him for like a few hours I'm like okay yeah yeah yeah and then I check but just like willy-nilly never I'm like go off

we're mostly together but I didn't leave the house. I always check. We always check. I like that you check because I didn't think you ever checked. So I like, oh, I like that you checked because I check all the time. Because you were, so what happens is like Malibu will, you know, after she has lunch, you'll usually fall asleep in the car. So I will go down to get her from the car to the bed. So I was just trying to time everything because I put, I went to sleep, Elvis to sleep. So I'll know when to be by the window to see you're coming up. Oh, yeah, yeah. But I always tax when I'm on the way home.

It usually we usually don't get signal for a minute. Yeah, that's true. Like my car, my car, the phone connects to the car. have no signal the minute I'm in the car. Yes, yeah, yeah. Like I lose Wi-Fi, basically. Yeah. So that's why I was like, okay, I'm trying to time it. So I'm trying to see you're on the way so I can run down.

And that's when I saw, wait, your phone is in the park. Yeah, I went back. I was like, you must have left the phone in park. She wanted to climb that bridge again. She's like, all right, let's do it. So then I went by the window. I was like, okay, she's going to drive in, tell me she lost her phone. Then I'm going to tell her it's in the park and I'll go get it.

Oh, no. One thing I have not done. Knock on wood. Never lost a phone. I never understand that. My phone is glued to me. Even when I was getting the donuts, like I left it in there for a second.

I had my purse down, but I was so excited about these donuts. And I just, and then I was like, oh, as soon as I left, I'm like, I always just, my phone's attached to me.

Like, I've never lost my phone. Like, I never understood that concept. My sister has lost her phone like a dozen times. Like, how do you lose a phone? Like, it should always just be with you. Like, it's just glued to my hand.

Right? Have you lost? I've never lost. I've had a phone stolen ones, but I guess that's a little different. Like out of your hand? No, I was working at when I was working at Target It was like a whole scheme

Where like someone came in and like Asked me to look something up So I'm like okay and then like distracting me So I put my phone down to like look at something And then they took my phone like off the counter And then as I was like my back was turned And then they just ran When was that?

I was working in Target so probably 2011 2012 Yeah so that's the one time People who steal stuff like Especially right in front of. I'm like, damn, you see me here working minimum wage job and you're trying to steal my phone. Yeah. That's like actually really sad.

Yeah. And nowadays you can kind of automate your phone that if somebody does that, you just text your phone that, like the word stolen or something like that. And it does things on it. So like it will turn on, take a picture. Oh. Take a picture and sent it. Oh, that's like a PSA. So someone steals your phone.

You just text from like your phone and be like stolen to my number. Yeah. And it can take a picture. where it is and the location and turn itself off kind of thing. Wow. There's lots of automation. GROC. GROC, is that real?

No, GROC. And that's on Twitter. Everyone's like, at GROC, is this real? It's not like Alexa. Oh. I don't know what GROC is. Everyone's at mentioning grok and I'm like, okay. Oh, they wanted to fact check stuff, yeah, a lot of times.

Yeah, I always see that on Twitter. At GROC is really. Usually, is it AI or not? It will tell you. Yeah. I need to delete my Twitter. My Twitter just tells, like, the worst stuff. So I have something about Michael Jordan this morning. And I was like, oh, I know I saw that.

Is that real? Grock? Is it? I mean, I saw it everywhere and I weren't talking about it. Nobody said that it's not real. And people were trying to defend him where he was trying to maybe, like, he was trying to maybe surprise the kid. But I'm like, A, the kid was not surprised. B, he's definitely not your fan.

He doesn't know who you are. Well, if that's real, then like all of it. All of it is... No. If you weren't defending it, that's crazy. But if it's not real, that's one thing. But if it's real, that's crazy. Yes, I don't know.

Okay. Anyways, that was my... Grock, is it real? Then, Ariana Grande, being engaged, Ethan Slater, was all in my timeline, too. Oh, I saw that for Valentine's Day. Yeah. Yeah.

I went to her Instagram with it's not there. I hate when people trick us. I know. The curse of the blue checkmark on Twitter. Like, there will be psychological studies of the effect of fake news. And it's kind of like, I mean, to tie back weirdly to America's Exx-Sama auto when it's like

they were the experts of what you say you're gonna believe like we were trained to believe blue checkmark meant that it was verified and real but now that you can buy it like your mind still has the association that this is verified

they had the checkmark so this must be correct but now anyone can buy it and everyone just says whatever the hell they want is crazy. Yeah no I agree Elon including Tesla's

yes and Grock and Grock is it only on Twitter it's like the AI for Twitter And I think all of, I think Elon puts it in everything. Yeah, there's an app. I think they put it in like the, in SpaceX and Teslas and stuff too. Did see a lot of Waymo. I finally saw Waymo.

I was in San Francisco. Did you get one? No. I'm still holding, I'm holding strong anti-Waymo. And the other day I crossed one of the street with one of those little robots. Those like delivery robots, the food ones. Yeah, I really had to hold myself back from just shoving it. It was waiting to cross the street.

Like I was like, go to jail or something. I'd be like, Jen Shaw and we'll have to get you out of prison. He'll be like, what the hell? What do you do? I still don't understand how it works. Like, those sidewalks are so, like, crooked and blocked. I know. I know.

Trash and things. How do they navigate? I don't know. I never see one in this area. I was waiting across the street with me. I was like, I was really looking at it twist it. You should take a selfie next time. I want to see what they look like.

That's kind of cute. I took me a, like, I had like, like, I did a double take. I was like, what? And then I read, I clock what it was. And I was like, oh, screw you, man. Yeah, that's kind of creepy. I know. Probably have lots of camera.

Like they probably took a selfie with you. True. Sick. This makes me sick. I see those all over Hollywood, too. When I go to, like, photo shoots there's always, like, 20 of those little robots delivering food. I'm like, wow, there's so many. I want you to, like, bust one open one day.

Okay. Eachies violence in the new year. I mean, maybe I would take away mood just for the gag, but I would be scared too. Oh, my God. I know at one point you're going to have a TikTok. Come with me to take away moom for a day. Ooh, that'd be fun, but I am scared. I'm like, you, I'm kind of scared.

I'm like, I don't know, that's like a good idea, but it would be fun. I would be seated for it. They're like stuck in a way. Your luck, with your luck, you would get. I know. You are very lucky in general, but you versus technology not. Like, you know what I mean? Yeah, oh, no, for sure.

I take the wrong thing once. I'm like, of course, that's what happened to me. So I'll just stick to. We'll be able to muckbang while it's dry, like, try mock bang. Like, yeah, I like that because then no one's listening to me. It's like, oh, I can just vlog. in there freely and no one's saying anything. I'm sure they're recording it secretly, right?

The way Moose starts talking to me. Yeah, they definitely. Yeah, for sure. They're recording everything. I had heard that they, like, the people who used to take our class pictures are, like, reported that to, like, the government. Do you remember those, like, pictures, like, in the life touch where it's, like, the backdrop is blue and you, like, smile?

Someone had said that they were taking, like, kids' pictures and giving them to the government. Or Epstein, one of the two. Oh, okay. Oh, my God. They made a connection between that that company. to a company that's in the files. And then I just saw that kids are not taking it. Like now schools were, you know, lining like scheduling the pictures and nobody showed up.

Kids are not taking the pictures because of that connection. But I kind of can see that. Like you just show up to school pictures. It's like what was the point of those? It's like I guess your parents go buy the pictures. But nowadays you don't need that because digital. Yeah. I don't know. Just the way to make money for somebody.

I guess anymore though. Everything is just being. captured and we're always being recorded. Definitely. The robots are taken over. I mean, there's five cameras right now looking at us.

Yes, there are by choice, consensually. That's it? Well, you're not going to like my last hot top. No, what is it? What did Jojo do? Damn it! No, I was joking. I was joking because I didn't

not see anything about her. We're going to do a band on the new year. This is the last day, but or Chinese New Year, even though you're seeing on Chinese New Year. The last day at the year, the last Joe's on topic. Guys, you're seen up for a Jojo hot topic. I never see her anything like this. I make the rounds on the entertainment sites and Jojo is in the news.

What am I supposed to do? I have not seen one on Twitter, TikTok, Instagram. Okay, but your algorithm is very different. I guess so. You're right. She went to Harvard. You weren't the only one. The school.

I know what that is, but like, what do you mean? She's like enrolled or? You weren't the only one speaking out. out of college, honey. Joe just said, check this one out. You know, that's cute. Going to New Mexico, I'm going to go to Harvard law. Okay, I didn't do this.

I didn't know it was Harvard. To be fair, she went with a business. Harvard business. And she went with a business. She went with a company. So I don't know if she's just there giving her talk on, look, she's a business. I'm not going to get rid of that.

And also, you know what? Gudos to her. I mean, she's an entrepreneur. You know what? You're right. We just being a hater. But like, you got into Harvard. law what like it's hard like you but I probably could speak there I'll call CIA tomorrow be like can you

actually get me Harvard but you know what I found out is like it maybe maybe I was considered because basically what happens is like at the beginning of the year they're like presented with like people who could speak at the school and like then the student council will like decide who they want so I was like oh I'm very honored I get to be here so maybe I was like in the mix it was like me or Jojo and then Harvard business like who do you want you want Kim Kardashian-Chashita or Jojo and I like well we got Kim once we'll do maybe Jojo so maybe next time I'm on it. I like it. What did she talk about? Did we see any clips from it? She posted, no, she posted an Instagram. She said, yesterday I had the incredible honor of giving a

speech at Harvard alongside the founders of belly welly health. Okay. And to be in a room full of brilliant minds, passionate entrepreneurs and future change makers was truly unforgettable. I'm so grateful for the opportunity to do this. What a dream. Moments like this remind me me what I love what I do. And how important it is to keep showing up, keep learning, and to just keep going. I mean, some would say you can't get bigger than Harvard law. I would argue that University of New Mexico has some bright minds as well. I thought they all were on the nose.

I'm sure it's a lot cheaper. And you know what? That's good. That means they're being economical. They're going to not have debt in the future. Come on, Lobos. You know? Yes, come on.

Who, who Lobos? I guess I don't know the Harvard mascot, right? Who does? No, they're not Lobos. And I'm not talking down to Harvard or anything, but the same education, honestly. Like a degree is a degree. Do they care if you're at Harvard or a university or New Mexico or is there a crappy university? I don't know.

It doesn't matter. If you got your bachelor's, you're ahead of the game. It's all the same. It's all the same. There's no one, unless you're like a brain surgeon and Harvard has like the top of the brain surgeon text there. Okay, maybe you can learn a little more. But I'm sorry, if you're a marketing major at Harvard or a marketing major, you're getting the same. You're getting the same education.

Right? Taking from someone who went to college for two weeks. Well, I went over. I went two weeks and a day at this university. And let's just say, look, I'm not trying to compare. You should never compare. But Harvard has Jojo. See you at University of Mexico had me speaking.

It's kind of the same. You know what I mean? It's kind of like they could have. Potato, potato. Who's the Tyso? Daniel DeGrocy Tyson could be there. Or, you know what I mean? But no, he's not.

It's Jojo, which is fine. We love. With belly welly. With belly welly, I was just Trisha by myself. You know what I mean? Like I was singing, I love you Jesus. I was giving politics. I was giving inspiration.

So I'm saying they're both great. Me and Jojo are both great. Harvard and University of New Mexico are both great. But like why spend more to get the same education? You know what I mean? And it's what? Like, I don't know. Who cares?

Everything seems a little stuck up to me anyways. You know what I mean? I like just grassroots. Yeah. Yeah. Ivy League is just like, oh, let's just who you are, who your parents are. Who's the one with the rowers?

Olivia, Jay. Yeah. It's what rowing team can I fake be on? Exactly. I don't want to be a part of that school. I want to be a part of the school. I didn't have to fake being a rower to get to Cisun, a state school. Shout out of Cisun.

I don't know what to be at C-Sons. You should go speak at C-Sun. They're right by the Korean Fried Cheeseclades. And that would be amazing. You should go speak there. Kind of fun. It is fun. It's empowering.

I would love to know what she talked about with Bellie Wellie. Does she have a health? line with them. Because she could have gone by herself. And honestly, she is like entrepreneur.

She is a business. She is a business. We've seen the Jojo merch room. Oh my God. Those bows. The glitz. Yeah.

The TV shows. Sneakers. Yeah. She's a business woman for sure. But I wonder why she went with belly. Welly.

Who talked more? Her belly belly. Does she give a little speech? I don't know a speech. I just a little Q&A, which I love. Did she give a little speech. She said that she spoke.

She didn't specifically say what the speech entailed. I wish there was like a video of said speech. Yeah, where are those TikToks? Look at my TikToks. The reposter there. She did the dance.

That one like, stop. No, I wish. I did. I didn't. I want to see if I was at Harvard. I think I hit the nay when I came out. I did. I have clips.

There's a thousand clips on TikTok of me. I was hitting the nay. I was doing the whip. Watch me nay and I was doing all that. I was really feeling myself. You fit a lot into that hour. I did. It's like one hour.

Dance classes. Oh, yeah. Someone was a flamenco major there. I was like, okay. University of New Mexico having flamenco as a major. The one minute you start turning the crowd went yeah I was feeling it I was like okay yeah it was it was a vibe honestly I don't want to go anywhere else but university no Mexico like Harvard you know we love Harvard but

well and that's hot that's all schools all universities honestly if you're at any university we love you no matter how you got in there working hard or fake rowing Education is smart. Education is important. Education makes you a good, good person. Did you just come up with that? That's Manal from Katzai. Oh.

Yeah, her original song. Yeah. Ooh, we're going to get that. Catseye shake on Wednesday. Oh, yeah, the Gabriela at everyone. Gabriela. Is that how it goes? No.

Okay, wow. You can teach it to me when we go on Wednesday. Hands off, Gabriella. Hands off Gabriela. I like that move. Did that end okay? I think so. Yeah, I think so.

We cover all the bases today. You guys, happy New Year. This is, I really was a great episode. I really enjoy this time. Socializing and just recapping our weekends together just feels like family and friendship. So true, Queen. Yup. I think is that the whole time about this podcast.

She's like, yes, queen. true. I like that. That's fun. Okay. Parting words, my dear. Happy New Year. Happy New Year. From our house to yours. From our horse to yours. Okay. Love you guys. We'll see you in a couple days. Bye.