Just Trish - Gabbie Hanna Apologizes to Trisha & Corinna Kopf's Bank Account Gets EXPOSED
Episode Date: September 17, 2024Oh, we're so back. On this episode of 'JUST TRISH', Trisha reacts to Gabbie Hanna's blanket apology for her past behavior. Is it enough--especially when it comes to Gabbie's fallout with Jessie Smiles...? Plus, Nickocado faces backlash for his dramatic weight loss as he ignores invitations to come on the podcast. And Corinna Kopf's bank account gets EXPOSED on stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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That's a good question.
I have Patreon, Mavi, Bdayparty.
Maui?
Oh, Maui.
I was like, is it a movie or Maui?
Daniel Radcliffe and Emma Watson and stuff, they always say like,
no, I hate Jake.
Like, I totally disagree with everything Jake Carrella says.
So you could be in it.
And just say I hate her.
I hate her, but go support the movie, which she'll probably get money from too.
I think that'd be my only hard no. Queen and says what everybody thinks, she's just Trish the laugh. They miss it. My eye is watering from holding it in. That is so funny.
We just started.
The gesture to not cry. I couldn't hold in the cackle.
I was not wanting to interrupt your intro.
Oh, it was a great intro.
It was really good. I didn't want to ruin it.
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All right.
We're going to kick off this episode.
Oscar's back after I banished him away for two weeks.
Everyone's like, where's Oscar?
Bring him back.
You guys think I like control him.
Like I can just like be like,
come back right now, Oscar.
Like what?
Oh my God.
It literally feels like it's been so long i
did not believe you when you said it was gonna feel like so much time has passed but oh my god
it really feels like it we missed so much you know what i mean we missed you missed so much
of the drama i know i was like i was debating like do i get caught up on everything and i was
like i think everything i missed is just not part of my journey and i'm gonna like i'm gonna be
happy being ignorant but it was so on par for
oscar we had nigga kahana's weight loss like there was so much oscar and i was like i was keeping up
with like pop base like on twitter so i was seeing like the headlines and i was like this is all i
need you know okay ironically this is such like a niche reference but do you remember how the alissa
violet tana feud started was when like tana, like, this TikToker who was, like, swinging in the trees, like, in the jungle.
She was like, I'm never going to know about drama.
I'm so at peace in the wilderness or whatever.
And Tana was making fun of her.
I knew you wouldn't remember.
But the people, if you know, you know.
I was like, I remember making fun of that girl, too.
I was like, yeah, Tana's so right.
I would be so, no matter where I am, I'm going to know the drama.
Oh, okay, yes.
And then on vacation, I was like, I don't really care.
Oh, really?
I was like, yeah, it was wild.
I felt so free.
Okay, so you were linked to the girl in the tree.
Okay.
Now I totally get her.
And I stand with that girl that was in the tree swinging around not knowing about drama.
And did you like it?
I did for a week.
I don't know.
If it was two weeks, I think I would be bored and like want to know things.
It's so long.
Yeah.
When I was thinking, you inspired us to go to Maui.
I was like, when I was thinking about going to Maui, I go on the cheap time.
I'm going to go when it's like off season. But I was thinking, I was like when I was thinking about going to Maui I go on the cheap time I'm gonna go when I like off season but I was thinking I was like I
think I could only go from like after the podcast on like a Monday have a guest episode and come
back on like a Sunday because I feel like going for a whole week or is it nice I don't know it
was nice for me I think I feel like it might be nice for you too because you haven't had a vacation
in a long time I literally like I haven't had a vacation in a year so it was so nice and it was
a hectic time like overall so it was nice to like And it was a hectic time, like, overall.
So it was nice to, like, be away.
But, yeah, I think if it was any longer, I'd probably get a little stir-crazy and, like, you know, want to be back in the mix.
Yeah.
I feel like Hawaii, too, you just feel so far from everyone, which is, like, good and bad. Yes, and the time difference, too, like, being three hours behind, like, I don't know, something about that, too.
Because you would text me, then I wouldn't see you until, like like 9 p.m. Hawaii time, which is midnight for you.
So then I'd be like, well, let me not text you at midnight, you know?
Well, I waited for you to text me just to get clear enough.
Just so people don't think I'm texting at first.
Never once did I text you first.
I did.
There were so many times where I wanted you to be like, oh my God, this and this.
And then when you did text me, I think it was like five days into it.
I was like so excited.
Then I texted so much.
And then you didn't text back.
And I was like, oh my God, maybe I texted too much.
Because I was like, actually, I was like so excited.
And then I was like oh my god maybe i texted too much because i was like actually i was like so excited and then i was like let me i know the gaggiest thing was like uh you sent me the tiktok of the girls from cat's eye doing our audio and i've been like
hyper fixated on them like before you even send me that like my boyfriend's taking me because they
have this little dance it's like touch touch touch touch and i just like do it all the time
is that it it's like it's really hard it goes to me oh you've been so out of touch touch touch
touch and then it's like thinking about you i don't know they're really intense the way they do i could
never that's cute they're like all so cute and i love their music and they literally are like
brats dolls and i'm just like my whole like tiktok twitter instagram algorithm right now is all of
them so when i saw that i was like oh my god i was like your voice i was gagged they're lip syncing
to your voice that was and
i was showing it to like my boyfriend who like didn't really care that much but he was like oh
those are your girls i'm like yeah oh we care so much most actually showed it to me he's like it's
everything and i was like yeah and i was like okay and they were so cute i got into them too i was
like okay they're so cute i love their style of the dances they're also pretty i like comment on
all their instagrams now i'm just they need to know that like, I'm here. I support.
I stan.
I am an icon.
That's their stan name.
Oh my gosh.
I love it.
Yeah.
That was the gaggiest update. That's a good stan name.
Right?
Yeah.
When you said I'm an icon, I'm like, yes, you are.
And then I realized like, oh, it's like a good name.
That's a good name.
Yeah.
So I was really happy you texted me that update because I feel like it lifted my spirits even
more over there.
Although I did, like when I came back to the mainland i posted on my
instagram story i was like goodbye hawaii hello usa and i was like i think people are gonna know
this is a joke i almost was like should i write a disclaimer that i'm joking about hawaii not being
in america you know what didn't even get it i was like thank you i don't think anyone knew no i got
hundreds of messages being like um girl hawaii is america and like don't be anyone knew. No, I got hundreds of messages being like, girl, Hawaii is America.
And like, don't be ignorant.
I was like, oh, my God.
Don't be ignorant.
I was like, damn.
Oh, my God.
I was like, at first I was offended.
I was like, of course I'm not that dumb.
But then I was like, I do be on here saying dumb stuff.
So I guess it makes sense.
It's cute.
It's like Jessica Simpson cute.
Even if you meant it, it's still cute.
And even if you didn't mean it, you're smart because you came up with a dumb joke.
You know what I mean?
Well, that's how they think too.
At least you acknowledge that they exist.
Yes.
Yeah.
Like when was it?
Let's be old.
Yeah.
And I don't steal their land like The Rock or Oprah.
So I think overall.
And they're getting canceled.
Yeah.
I love it because I spend time with like a lot of like the locals.
Because I love Polynesian culture.
I just think it's really interesting.
And then they give me all the Hawaiian tea.
Like which celebs are canceled and stuff.
Oh, in Hawaii?
Yeah.
Who's canceled over there?
They don't like Oprah the Rock,
but they do like Jason Momoa.
Oh, well, that's like here, though.
I feel like they're canceled here
and Jason Momoa's like,
you know, I feel like that's the same.
Everyone's in agreeance with you, Hawaiians.
We all feel the same.
But maybe that's where they start.
First you're canceled in Hawaii,
then the rest of the world. And then a surprise comes across the ocean. Maybe that's where they start. First you cancel in Hawaii.
Then the rest of the world.
It comes across the ocean.
Where did you stay?
I stayed near the Grand Waialea.
In the Waialea.
Near the Grand Waialea.
Yeah.
I texted you this too.
I forgot to follow up.
I saw Morgan Adams was there for a wedding.
Did you say hi?
No, I didn't.
Really?
My friend was at the same wedding.
Ironically.
Literally had no idea.
Was literally at the same wedding that Morgan attended.
I don't know what the crossover is there.
Oh, my God.
But, yeah.
I don't think she was with Rylan or anything.
I think she was solo. Just by herself.
Yeah.
Is she still making content?
I don't even know.
Is she making content?
I think so.
She does videos, I think, like, about.
I could be wrong.
But I think about, like, renovating her farm or something.
I think she bought, like, a farm and she does videos about that.
I feel like that's been years in the making.
Really? I feel like she bought a farm four years ago maybe i'm so out of date maybe she's still doing the farm maybe she's still i feel like that takes a long time to
like renovate a farm i just remember her first thumbnail like i bought a farm and it's like her
with like a farmhouse behind her and it was like literally like when i was still friends with them
that's why i was like oh okay random well i'm sure the renovations take a long time i mean do they i
feel like renovations
can take like a year
unless you have like
a 32 million dollar house
then it takes like 10 years
maybe you take it room by room
you know
there's a lot of land
I mean it's a farmhouse
how many rooms is there
I wish you would've said
hi to her
I don't know
I've never met the girl
so I feel like it'd be so weird
for me to be like
hey
look at the fan
true I do love that girl
she's cute
I do
I love you Morgan
she's very cute
I wonder if she'd remember me
I don't know
I don't know
we didn't really hang out
that much
I think she's aware
of your existence
I did give her my clothes
for a week
oh yeah
I remember that video
yeah
when I was tiny
that's a core memory
don't forget that
that's true
I wonder what she thinks
about me
maybe we should have her on
anyways
that would actually
be kind of everything
I know
just going down memory lane do you have any news news I don't know what she thinks about me. Maybe we should have her on. Anyways. That would actually be kind of everything. I'm intrigued. Like, hi. I know.
Just going down memory lane.
Do you have any news?
News?
What do you mean?
With you.
That is all my news.
Oh, everyone on the Just Trish Instagram was, like, saying, Oscar, this, this, and this happened in Hawaii.
What?
Oh, I don't know.
I don't want to say anything if it's not, if there's nothing to say.
Wait, what?
We're coming.
You don't have any big news?
Okay. What? Maybe people were trolling me, what? You don't have any big news? Okay.
What?
Maybe people were trolling me.
I don't know.
What's the news?
That you got engaged.
No, I got engaged.
Oh!
Like, so many comments said that.
Every time I take a vacation,
though, people think
that I get engaged.
Because when I went to Monterey
for a whale watch,
people also thought
I got engaged.
You get engaged by the whales.
That's actually kind of weird.
That is the way I would do it. I'd be triggered if i got in proposed to you by the whales i'd be like uh
with your family platform oh that's true you do love them okay so no news you just went on vacation
yes your boyfriend if he was on tiktok he's like are we going to hawaii or is he proposing like
the whole time and then nothing he i made it very clear to him i was like when you graduate because
last year he also thought i was gonna propose or whatever but i'm like you have to graduate first we have to be
like on track you know just because he's the person who's like the second it happens like
it's just like full speed like wedding planning like i know who have like a freaking a pinterest
board like the second it happens which is cute but it's also like stressful like you know i'm
like we need to be like prepared before and you're in a, you're in a storm right now.
Yes.
Well, like, I'm in a storm.
Not a bad storm.
Yeah, just busy.
Yeah, busy.
Like, a tornado's better than a storm, right?
You're, like, in a fun tornado.
Yeah, I'm on Twitter.
Yeah.
Like, Glenn Powell.
Yeah, the fun version.
No one dies.
Well.
Do they?
I don't know.
No spoilers.
No spoilers.
I don't know.
I never saw the movie, so.
I'm just saying in our version.
The judge-trish twister.
Yeah, yeah.
Could you see yourself moving to Hawaii?
No.
At first, I'd feel too bad.
Because they explain the housing situation there.
But, like, you know, people come with the Airbnbs and stuff.
And then they take away housing for, like, the locals.
And then it's, like, so depressing.
But, like, all the locals have to, like, you know, a lot of families combined to live in one house.
Because it's, like, so expensive there. So I'd feel too bad, like, buying a locals have to, like, you know, a lot of families combined to live in one house because it's, like, so expensive there.
So I'd feel too bad, like, buying a house there or, like, buying property.
But I like going supporting the tourism economy there.
And they like that.
Yes, they do.
They do, okay.
Because especially after the fires, like, a lot of tourism was down.
So a lot of people were unemployed and they're out of unemployment.
So, obviously, there's some, some people don't like the tourism.
But a lot of the
economy there is literally boosted by tourism like without it they are unemployed so uh i think i go
and i support like the local businesses i don't you know i try to support them like directly
with like the local touring companies and like the local like food places and stuff like all
the little stands that's the rice and chicken like on the side of the road
yeah so i try to support like all of those and then just be like respectful of like the culture
and the beaches and stuff you know i remember lila gibney triggered but she had when she
when she was there she that was like one of the last like eras of the lila tana friendship what
happened i forget what it was, she went on the beach
and she lit a bonfire
where she wasn't supposed to.
Oh, I didn't know that.
Yeah.
I knew the story
about her being on the plane
and supposedly was like,
Yes, on the way there.
This was the same trip.
Wow.
Yes.
What a trip.
In her problematic era.
You know,
I would love to see,
one day,
I think maybe she's setting up
for her growth story,
her change,
you know what I mean?
I think so.
Everyone loves a comeback
as we see with Nick Arcado.
Yeah.
Right.
Crazy. So you did see his weight loss. Do you think it's real or ai i think it's obviously real right i don't know what did you you thought it was ai well everyone did so i was
like well maybe it is some people with him in vegas like people posting with him i mean how
i need to know how he did that because honestly what i mean i feel like it's definitely possible
two years but your stomach like even for me right like when you like stretch out feel like it's definitely possible two years. But your stomach, like, even for me, right? Like, when you, like, stretch out your stomach, it's just hard to eat less because your stomach gets bigger, right?
And so how do you just not eat so much so you can, like, lose weight?
And in two years, it's fast to lose, what, he was 450 and now he's 150?
That is a really fast time.
Right?
Was he at least 250 pounds, you said, or something, right?
Yeah.
I mean, he did the apple dance I saw, so that has to mean he has to.
He's just doing cardio but it's like
yeah he's doing cardio and it's like it's real i think i've dm'd him i've like messaged him
everywhere i was like we were also friends he did hungry fat chick we were we were friends
you hate each other i was like no we left off on good terms 2019 he's at my christmas party
we're doing collabs my mom made fettuccine for us like we were on good terms so nikocado please
come back you have not heard back from nikocado no and i guess there's a story about him pooping
on my pink couch on my last podcast someone's like oh my god he made a story
about him pooping or left leaving a like turd on your anyways that's so gross i don't want to talk
about it but i mean i don't think it's real first of all i think it's just like you know
right and he's like it was so i don't know i don't want to get flat i don't know what you
can talk about on youtube i don't like talking about this personally either but anyways we're
on good terms we're good but all right all right. So no engagement, just fun. Just excitement. No engagement, just relaxation.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's the way to go.
Yeah.
I'm still like reeling over the Nikkato.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
We get it.
We get it.
I know.
I really didn't get to like go into it last week.
I was like, oh my God, I want to go into it.
But is there anything to go into?
I don't know.
He's skinny.
I don't think there's anything new.
Yeah, he's just skinny.
I mean like kudos mama.
Yeah, kudos mama.
I am so jealous.
I was, like, so jealous.
I'm like, wow.
That's, like, what I've always dreamed of is to have, like, a transformation like that.
Everyone's like, wow.
I like that.
That would be.
I guess I was just, like, I saw everything was, like, oh, it's, like, the master plan.
Like, everyone was really hyping that up.
But I was like, isn't it kind of, like, normal to, like, when you were giving birth, you
stockpile footage for, like, a month.
Yeah, right.
You know?
Isn't that, like, what people do?
They just film a lot.
Well, I guess his was, like, two years.
Two years is a lot.
Yeah.
But.
And did no one see him?
I guess, right?
I feel like.
Where was, like, Kylie Jenner when she was pregnant?
You know, no one really saw her.
And so he just stays home?
I guess.
Well, doesn't he live, like, not in LA or something?
He lives in Florida.
Okay.
Well, last I talked to him, he lived in Florida.
Maybe they moved back.
They were in Columbia.
Oh, yes.
Then they lived in Florida.
But I don't know where he is now.
I feel like it's easy to live, like, a low-profile life, like, if you try, right?
I don't know.
I feel like even us just, like, going to, like, Target or Ralph's, like, I always see
someone every single day.
And I live in a small town.
But you're very, like, high-profile.
Like, you, like, post your Instagram stories, like, 30 slides a day.
You know what I mean?
That's true.
But even if I didn't, right, I feel like people would still post my posts. you put your hat and glasses it's not like you your hair you're like you can't miss
you people recognize you from a mile away even when you're i guess i just feel like nikakato
somebody would recognize him like jenna marbles right some people take pictures of her like
there's once in a while you see a spotting yeah and no one ever had a spotting i guess but also
if he's getting skinny you probably don't recognize him ah that's a good point yeah it's like if you like switch faces we're watching jane the virgin and
she like switches faces with people like that's her whole thing is she's like a crime lord and
she has a secret past surgery and they all switch faces so i guess if you like didn't know my face
like if i was a different face completely yeah probably because i bet like a year through he
probably already looked like unrecognizable right like probably the same right i don't know i feel
like he looks the same his face looks the same but like maybe if he had like a hoodie on he went looks the same. His face looks the same. But, like, maybe if he had, like, a hoodie on, he wouldn't.
Right.
Like, oh, the body.
Like, Chapel Rowan in the airport.
You know what I mean?
Yes.
Like, she wears, like, the sunglasses and stuff.
I would recognize Chapel Rowan a mile away.
I think so, too.
But I would not go up to her.
I would not go up to her.
Respectfully.
And I love that.
Kudos to her for that, honestly.
I love when you just know, right?
Like, everyone should know now.
So anyone who does go up to her would be like, you're just being an a**hole at this point.
Because now we all know, know. And that's it yeah yeah especially airports in general i'm like those
are probably like the worst places because then you're like confined in like this little like
tube in the air oh god it sounds like i know i wanted to do the joan of arc cars cosplay but i
don't think it looked good in pink so i was like i let me go with the taylor swift vmas oh yeah
literally the first i that's the first thing i noticed i was like how it's been like not even a week i know i know we were quick on it too i literally saw it like that
night and then i texted shout out eddie's online texas eddie he's like local so i was like can you
get this to me monday and he's like maybe wednesday i'm like can we do monday and he's like yes i'm
like because it's just more like wow amazing and he did the gloves he did everything yeah you know
i still have to be amazed i was like oh who could i cosplay i love that everyone cosplayed britney spears though that was kind of where
it was at everyone was like kudos to britney um vma i think that's a good transition okay are you
sure i feel like is there anything more i mean that really is all that really no crazy tea or
anything oh my god i feel like it's been so long i know well what update i feel like a lot of your
updates so you can't say on camera because i feel like they're in the works right that's true there
is a lot of updates that i can't say on camera do I feel like they're in the works. Right, that's true. There is a lot of updates that I can't say
on camera. Did you see Beetlejuice Beetlejuice? No.
I know. You've been back a week. How have
you not seen it? Because my boyfriend made me see
Alien Romulus instead of Beetlejuice
Beetlejuice. I know. I do not want to see it.
You know Alien, that movie?
Oh, the original? Yeah, it's like the
remake of that.
Or Mute.
And yeah, he was like I can't really clock him because I'm hyper fixating on a
girl group.
So I can't really clock him.
He's hyper fixating on the Alien franchise right now.
And he like literally forced me to see this movie.
And I like was begging him to do Beetlejuice Beetlejuice instead because I'm like, this
movie is like, it's just like really graphic, like it's body horror.
And I'm not that kind of girl.
But yeah, he forced me to
see that instead of beetlejuice beetlejuice oh man well we gotta go i have that popcorn
buckets for you back there the sandworm yes but we can't go to amc because it's a regal right
we can't go to amc to fill it up will they notice i think
they won't let you bring your own bucket i don't think so i don't think you just like go to the
bucket a bag and you're like fill up this bag of popcorn.
It's like bring your own coffee cup, you know.
AMCs was whack.
We went to AMC and they have like the recently deceased book.
But it's like, that's not funny.
This one's Regal.
So I don't know if we go.
Do we go to Regal and do like a taste test?
Like, is this better than AMC food?
I don't know.
Are you dumb?
I don't know. I feel like I don't even know you anymore.
I'm like, do we do this?
I don't know.
Do you still eat food, by the way?
Do you go to the movies?
No, seriously.
I don't say something for a long time.
I feel so disconnected from that.
A long time TV.
Yes.
I was like, wait, are we even doing this?
Are we still going?
Like, it's, I don't know.
I know you did text me, are we still on for tomorrow?
I was like, well, yes.
I really didn't know.
Because I had heard from you either, but I was like, I guess that's normal.
I guess you're busy.
But I'm also like, are we on?
Because I just didn't hear from you, period.
So I was like like I don't know
I can't wait to see
Beetlejuice Beetlejuice
I've been dying to see it
it's so good
I can't wait to see it
they do have a movie theater
in Hawaii but I was like
I feel like I should wait
for like the IMAX
who would go to a movie
unless you're local
but like if you're
visiting Hawaii
if you're vacationing
yeah
you're like let's go see a movie
we can do that at home
that sounds so fun
I want to go to Hawaii
but I guess Alien
is also a good transition
to the VMAs
oh yeah
Sabrina Carpenter and Britney Spears did youMAs. Oh, yeah. Sabrina Carpenter.
And Britney Spears.
Did you see the response?
Yes.
Her reaction to Sabrina Carpenter.
I loved it.
That was so fierce.
People were like so mean to her about it.
Were they?
Yes.
I hate you.
You're ugly.
Everyone was like commenting on her teeth and stuff.
But isn't it true like she didn't want to wear her retainer anymore because she was
like forced to wear it for so long.
So she was just like over wearing her retainer. i think that's what it is yeah because people like
i don't people were like is it ai because i don't remember britney having a gap in her teeth she's
forced to wear something she didn't want to wear exactly oh my god people are so nice first of all
it looks so cute i feel like all the iconic people have like teeth because also like all these veneers
like no offense if you have veneers but it's just like everyone has the same teeth yeah you have
these big and i love them look i'm scared to get them i love them i would probably get them but they're all the same everyone looks the same teeth. Yeah. You have these big ones. And I love them. Look, I'm scared to get them. I love them. I would probably get them.
But they're all the same.
Everyone looks the same.
Yeah.
And I like when there's a little cork in like teeth or anything.
Yeah, I think it's just cute.
Yeah.
I've got crooked teeth on my bottom teeth and I do not care.
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i know my she either or straight as they can't be with invisalign but they're still like a little
crooked but i'm like let's work yeah uh did you report on it? Were you doing TikToks? Yeah. That was like my first day back in America.
In America.
On land.
I was like editing VMAs, TikToks.
A lot of chopperone.
We got a chopperone interview.
And I edited the hell out of that.
Oh my God.
Who was on the carpet?
Denny?
It was this girl, Rachel Smith.
She has like a southern accent.
So it's cute when she asks questions because she does like that southern twang.
Oh. I don't know if she amps it up a little bit
but I would do it if I were her.
For sure.
Chapel, what's going on?
That's cute. I like that.
What'd she ask her? What were the questions?
She asked her about the... Actually, she didn't even have to ask.
Chapel started talking about how she yelled at the
photographer on the red carpet.
What happened? I saw it but what happened?
There was a photographer. I guess people have come out saying that how she yelled at the photographer on the red carpet. What happened? I saw it, but, like, what happened? That's so dick.
There was a photographer.
I guess people have come out saying that, like,
this photographer is at the VMAs every year,
and it's just, like, very rowdy and, like, curses and screams at everyone.
Oh.
So this photographer was screaming, like, shut the F up.
I don't know why he even, what the context was of him screaming.
To her or just in general?
I think he was just screaming it out there or something.
Yeah.
But it seemed like it was to her. Obviously, she's the only one on the carpet, so she's going to think it's to her or just in general i think he was just screaming it out there or something yeah but it seemed like it was her obviously she's the only one on the carpet so she's gonna
think it's to her regardless and she clawed back she was like and that's what she told us in the
interview she was like you're not gonna yell at me like i've only been famous for a month this is
not how it's gonna go i need a friend like her because i'm so scared to say anything and i would
love a friend and be like you shut the fuck up with the nail was so i was
i love being gay because i like stared at that photo of her with the nail just like that one
nail not me bitch and like the nail like i was like this is like all right art to me like i want
it framed in my bedroom it was so oh yeah no I live for everything. I get giddy. Yeah, I loved her looks, too.
Like, the red carpet look.
So pretty.
She brought her own rug.
Oh, really?
It was very tavern vibes.
Wait, what do you mean her own rug?
It was like a multiple centuries.
Centuries-year-old rug.
That's like complete the medieval kind of look.
Like she laid it down on the carpet?
Yes, they rolled it out.
There was a guy in costume before her coming in and laying down the rug.
Iconic. I would do that, too. It was very you guys. Yeah. Moses is laying it down on the carpet there was a guy in costume before her coming in laying on the rug it was very you guys yeah
throwing flowers and things if i went there to like interview people and i'm like can you lay
down the carpet put the fur behind us oh wait that would actually be so fierce that would be i
would i thought about that when i thought about that when i I saw the Emmys, I was like, oh.
And I was like, no, I guess not.
You can bring the blanket.
Like, just stand up like, yeah.
Oh, tea, yes.
Although we sold out.
We don't even have any.
Oh, we have one.
We have one back there.
I should put that back.
Yeah, you better save that one just in case.
That's true.
When we go to that.
What's the next red carpet?
What is the next one?
Probably not until the Oscars or something, right?
I think Golden Globes is like January.
I think that's the first one, yeah.
Okay, well.
So you have a little bit of time to figure that out.
Well, Emmys I saw at Entertainment Tonight had like their big dogs on the red carpet.
Like they're the main hosts out there.
Yeah.
So that I guess wasn't going to be for me.
No, but.
Maybe.
Maybe one of the parties.
You know.
I didn't even get invited to that.
Did you go?
Did you get invited?
I went.
To the parties?
The last one I went to was like 2019.
That's the last like Emmys I was at.
But, you know, I don't really like going to these events.
Really?
I would have done anything to go to the Emmys this year.
I would have done anything.
I love everyone.
I love Baby Reindeer.
I love Hapton.
I love fellow travelers.
Like, I would.
I loved every single person.
And when I saw all the speeches, I was like, I wish I could be in this room.
I wanted to be in the room with everyone.
Really?
To me, Emmys are my least favorite show.
What?
Yeah.
Oh, because you didn't watch Schitt's Creek.
I was like, oh my God.
When I saw that, I was like, oh my God, Eugene Levy.
Actually, all Schitt's Creek was there.
Moira was there.
Yeah, The Reunion.
And you never watched it?
No.
Just one episode.
Like, just random or like the first one?
Just the first one.
Because a boy I was seeing at the time made me watch it.
I think I would get into it, but now, well, I don't know, because I'm also into Young
Sheldon, so I think I could probably get into it. You haven't finished it yet. No. Well, Schitt's Creek well, I don't know. Cause I'm also into young Sheldon. So like, I think I can probably get it.
Yeah.
Well,
it's so much more than young Sheldon.
That was,
I think our favorite.
I want to say that's probably like one of my top all time favorite five shows.
Like I love it.
We have a Schitt's Creek room.
So our whole guest bedroom is Schitt's Creek.
Like literally we had like bricks,
like painted teal.
And we had the beds made exactly.
So even like now, if we want to switch that room up,
but they have like these teal bricks that we built in the wall that we can't change.
And I was like, I guess it's going to be Schitt's Creek forever.
But one day Malibu will want to be in there.
I'm like, you're going to have a Schitt's Creek room.
But I loved it.
I thought the host room was so good.
I loved it.
I loved all of it.
Even the fellow travelers didn't win.
I was happy that everyone else did.
I think it's kind of boring to me because it's always like the same winners every year.
Wait, really? Or it feels like it. Because I think that the last Emmys
were literally in January because they were so behind
because of the strike. So it feels
like they just happened. It feels like Jeremy Allen White
just won. It feels like the Bear just won.
You know, I'm like, okay, let's
mix it up, divas. Give it to someone else. I feel like they just
should nominate the same people over and over. Yeah.
Like, just change it up one year. And they're so
behind that, like, last in January for the Emmys, season two of The Bear
was airing, but they were being awarded for season one.
Oh, my gosh.
And now season three just aired, and they're being awarded for season two.
They need to catch up.
They need to catch up.
Because Hacks is caught up.
Like, all the other shows are caught up.
But The Bear is so bad.
I don't know.
Yeah.
So, and season three of The Bear is not that good.
So, it's, I don't know. They. And season three of the bear is not that good.
So it's, I don't know.
They better not win next year again.
Because I'll be like.
We could not get into it.
I know everyone loves it.
But like we always base our shows off the Emmys.
Like we watch White Lotus because of the Emmys.
Like anything that's the Emmys nominated we watch.
But I, we couldn't get into it.
Neither one of us could.
We gave it. We gave it like four episodes.
It's a lot.
Like I can't really get into season three.
It's just too much.
And that's the other thing that everyone talks about.
Is the bear even a comedy? Because it's like in the comedy category i feel like not
at all no yeah no it's so like dark and like stressful so stressful yeah yelling is a lot
i'm just like i can't do it but kudos to him i guess he's just everywhere and doing everything
yeah i don't know award shows are like fun but, fun, but also, like, kind of boring.
Yeah.
But VMAs were good.
Like, I like the performances.
I like Sabrina.
It's, like, all girls, and I love it.
Like, it's all girls. Yeah, this was, like, the pop girly year.
There was, like, no guys, right?
Benson Boone everyone loves.
People do love him.
What's he from?
That's a good question.
I don't know where he came up out of, but.
He's not American Idol, right?
Or is he?
He was on American Idol, but he didn't get, like, it's not like he won or anything. Oh, okay. It was, like, a few years ago. I think he just coincidentally was on American Idol, right? Or is he? He was on American Idol, but he didn't get like, it's not like he won or anything.
Oh, okay.
It was like a few years ago.
I think he just coincidentally was on American Idol.
He's cool.
I mean, I like his vibe.
I saw him flip off the piano.
Yeah.
He's cool.
I love the flip.
Yeah.
I was like, I don't know him, but the song, what's his big song?
The one he sang?
I don't even know.
How?
I don't really listen to the guys.
I mean, my boyfriend likes him.
I like his album cover because it's him rollerblading.
Rollerskating?
Rollerblading?
Is it the one with the four wheels?
Well, which one?
Is it long or square?
I think it was long.
Maybe rollerblading.
Rollerblading.
And like sparks are coming out of his rollerblades.
Okay. I thought that was cool.
And he's shirtless a lot.
I think that's cool.
Love that.
Is he like, what type of build?
Is he like a Freddie Mercury type?
He is kind of like jock build.
Yeah, because he's like, yeah, kind of muscular.
He's not like lanky or anything.
He has like abs and stuff.
Oh, I would think of him as like Greta Von Fleet.
Like, you know, that guy.
That's who I think of when I think of him.
Who's that?
I don't know.
You remember the one on SNL that went viral?
Do you know who I'm talking about?
Yeah.
Do you remember?
He has like curly hair.
Is that like Harry Styles' vibe?
Kind of, yeah.
You don't remember that song, Greta Von Flea?
No.
That was a big viral.
Yeah, I don't know.
I don't know.
The only SNL song I remember is like, I'm on a boat.
What?
It's not an SNL song, but he was on SNL.
I don't even know it anymore.
But people love for him.
He was kind of like a Freddie Mercury, too.
Or Harry Styles, like you said.
Like very just like jumpsuits and I don't know, people like him.
Benson Boone is kind of like the jock Harry Styles, I guess.
Okay.
In my opinion.
And we're here for the jocks.
Are we?
We're here and there.
Well, we're back in football season, so I guess we're here for the jocks.
Oh my God.
It feels like we just got out of football season.
How are we back in it?
We're back in it.
Do you believe the rumors that the breakup is being planned for September 28th?
Oh, the Tavis breakup?
Yeah.
No.
You think that was fake?
Remember that one picture?
It's like, plan for the breakup.
And it's like the PR plan that they're going to do?
Yeah.
I think Travis's team issued a statement saying that was fake.
Oh.
I think it was AI or something.
I don't know.
Oh, people just make stuff up anymore.
I know.
I can't believe anything.
They seem like they're in it for the long haul.
I hope so.
I hope so, too.
I just, it's like, oh, yeah, that's kind of Harry Styles vibes, right? What a weird picture. Oh, you're showing the video. I thought it. I hope so too. It's like, oh yeah, that's
kind of Harry Styles vibes, right? What a weird
picture. Oh, you're showing the video. I thought it was just his hair.
It was paused.
What is the song? Kind of like
Bob Dylan. Okay.
Kind of like Bob Dylan slash
Timothee Chalamet. I was going to say, very Timothee Chalamet.
Yeah, as Bob Dylan.
Oh, we have the bread here too. We didn't even talk about this.
Banana bread because it's
like a brick how did you get through security it looks like an actual brick if you know you know
i'm like wait what just smuggled it i love it i bought like five of them back actually it's a it
was on the road to hana i always stop at the same like stand and get the banana bread um because i
was like looking at souvenirs because they had a lot of like Hello Kitty
Hawaii stuff.
And I was like, I feel like a lot of stuff.
There's a lot of stuff in this house, you know, so I'm like, you would probably appreciate
most of me food.
So Hello Kitty is British.
So yeah.
And a little girl.
She's a little white girl.
Oh, right.
I'll call back. I, right, right, right.
A callback to... I remember, I was like, wait, when did we talk about this?
Well, I love the banana bread.
Thank you for that.
McDonald's has little baby Crocs in their Happy Meal starting today.
Crocs?
Yeah, like tiny Crocs on a keychain.
I want them so bad, but I don't know.
I know, okay, so my, I don't know what this is.
I think this is fine.
Because my workaround, because they've had some hits.
They have those little cups, those collectible cups.
Oh, I know.
And I love the Beanie Baby cup specifically.
It means so much to me.
It was my whole childhood.
I loved collecting those Beanie Babies.
So I just got it from Mercari.
Like someone's selling it.
So I'm like, then I'm at least supporting someone else, right?
Is that a good workaround?
I guess.
I don't know.
I'm not giving it directly to them.
I'm giving it to like.
Well, someone got it directly from them.
Unless they stole it.
Then in that case.
I'm going to say they stole it.
Stolen property.
Okay.
We won't do the Crocs then.
Or just get a second hand at a yard sale or something.
Someone's selling McDonald's Crocs at a yard sale.
I'd be down for it.
I like the first thing second hand. That's how vegans like be down for it. I like to buy things second hand.
That's how vegans
like justify leather.
They're like,
if we buy it second hand,
which I guess is true, right?
The bag's already made.
Yeah, and you're
supporting someone else
who could probably use money.
Yeah.
Right?
Well, I don't know.
If you have a Louis Vuitton bag,
you probably don't need the money.
That's true.
Maybe I've had
Louis Vuitton bags.
But maybe, yeah.
You were going through
a hard time.
Birkin bags.
That's what you get
for having a little calf
as your bag.
Did we finish theMAs even?
Oh, no.
I don't know.
I have it on my thing.
I have Mavi on my list.
What does that mean, Mavi?
That's a good question.
I have Patreon, Mavi, B-Day Party.
Maui?
Oh, Maui.
I was like, is it a movie or Maui?
We did that.
Okay.
Oh, my God. Oh, VMAs. Okay, yes. Back to that. Who was like, is it a movie or Maui? We did that. Okay. Oh my god.
Oh, VMAs. Okay, yes. Back to that. Who was your breakout performance?
I love Chapel's performance, obviously.
I think that was kind of the best, right?
Sabrina was also really, really good. I'm surprised she only won
one, though. I thought she would win more. Did everyone
just win one? I feel like that's how they've always done it.
They always just give one award out, right? I guess.
Taylor won like three, I think.
Oh, she did? Yeah.
I heard Ariana was supposed to go, and I was, like, really excited for her, but then she
didn't end up going, and she didn't win anything, which was shocking.
She's busy.
Well, probably because she's in Wicked.
She can't be bothered.
But she was nominated for...
For what?
We Can Be Friends.
Oh!
Who won the category?
I think Taylor.
Okay.
It was hard.
I mean, this year you had Chapel, Taylor, Ariana, Sabrina.
I mean, like, how?
There are a lot of divas, yeah.
Wasn't Beyonce up for one?
And there's just, like, so much.
I feel like, kind of like the Emmys, maybe spread them out.
This one's hard because it's fan voted, though.
So, I guess if the fans don't vote.
Oh, they are?
Oh, I didn't know.
So, I guess it's hard to spread the love as much as, like, the Emmys.
But I always still think it's kind of set up because I always feel like they just, like,
people get one on one.
Because you remember back in the day, like, everyone could just, like, sweep the award
show.
Yeah.
And I feel like it's like not like
that anymore except for like the Grammys I feel like Grammys everyone sweeps or like Oscars with
Oppenheimer Oppenheimer won everything can we not have it this year who's what's the big one for the
Oscars this year um is it Gladiator or Joker or what no I think it's there's another movie that's
by the people behind Oppenheimer, ironically.
What is it?
I don't know.
I don't know either. It's another historical movie, I think.
But it hasn't come out yet.
It was at the Venice Film Festival.
But Selena Gomez might be nominated.
She has a new movie coming out.
Universal is reportedly pushing for Cynthia Erivo for Best Actress and then Ariana's Best Supporting, which would be everything.
I hope they get it.
Because then they both can win.
Yeah.
Is that why?
And I guess, like, it doesn't make sense to put them both in the one category,
like Best Actress, especially if, like, Wicked is about the Wicked Witch, right?
Yeah, I wouldn't say they're equal co-stars.
However, in the Tony Awards when they did Idina versus Kristen,
Idina ended up winning, so Elphaba technically.
Oh, so Idina and Kristen were the same category. They were both lead actresses, they did Idina versus Kristen Idina ended up winning so Elphaba technically oh so Idina and Kristen
were the same category
they were both lead actresses
and then Idina won
so it does make sense
to split them up
and then you both get to win
however I think it's like
probably pretty equal
some would argue that
yes it's about Elphaba
but I would say that
they're top billing equal
because it's always like
two big stars
that play the roles
and I think
well I guess Elphaba
has more songs
so I guess yeah
maybe she's the lead
I don't know
I guess yeah
it does make more sense
because then if you put them both in the same category,
you split the votes, then neither of them are probably winning, you know?
Because then it's like, wouldn't you rather have at least one of them win something?
Who votes for that?
The Academy.
The Academy.
The movie.
You have to be invited.
Kind of like the Recording Academy or the TV Academy.
You have to be, like, invited into said Academy.
Sounds like a cult. I don't know if I want to be like invited into said academy sounds like a cult
i don't know if i want to be invited actually i would i would love to vote
i well i think i could see that i could see them winning wicked should win for sure
because it's just such a big movie but yeah a lot of the big like um award season movies haven't
come out yet they'll come out in december but they screen in the film festival because even like i thought challengers would be a big one but there's an
the same director has the movie queer love it
the same director has a movie called queer that got like um really good reviews out of the
venice film festival um so i think they're gonna push that movie instead of challengers which Queer that got like really good reviews out of the Venice Film Festival.
So I think they're going to push that movie instead of Challengers, which makes me sad
because Josh, Mike, and Zendaya wanted back on the circuit.
So you think they won't be?
I think they're just going to push Queer instead of the other movie.
Luca, I forget his last name, but it's the same director.
I bet they did that because honestly, if you didn't vote for a film called Queer, then you're, like, homecoming.
Yes, that's so true.
You know what I mean?
It's like, wow, you're a hater.
If you didn't vote for Queer, so you hate gay people.
Yes.
And they do, obviously.
When does that come out?
I think around Christmas.
A lot of them are around, like, December.
Yeah.
So I guess that's the magic time to have a movie coming out.
Yeah, I feel like anything that came out too early, people kind of forgot about, I guess.
We definitely could have been in Wicked.
When I saw the character posters come out,
I was like, how did we not get cast as Shen Shen and Bowen Yang?
When you posted that on the story, I was like,
I could have been Bowen Yang for sure.
Oh, and I definitely could have been Shen Shen.
I was like, we look like them.
I was like, that could have been us.
I do love Bowen Yang.
He's so charismatic. I do too, but again, spread the wealth. He's done everything. You was like, that could have been us. I do love Bowen Yang. He's so charismatic.
I do too,
but again,
spread the wealth.
He's done everything.
You're right, yeah.
You know,
like we haven't been
in anything yet.
And I'm like,
that would be so fun,
us with Ariana Grande.
If she does ever come
on the podcast though,
we could do that cosplay
of their little suits
of her getting her ready
because I think she's
in like a pink one
and I think he's in
a little something.
Yeah, that'd be cute.
We already have
a wicked cosplay, but that could be like our second
one. Yeah.
I just love it. I'm so excited. I'm gonna get chills. And that's like so
soon. Like all the Wicked stuff
is starting to come out. I know. Which one
was it the cake, the pancake mix
or something came out? What? What?
Where? Oh my god, I almost sent it to you, but I was like
she definitely saw this.
I have everything. Next Hot Topics I'll wear.
I have the Aerie collection. I have the. Next Hot Topics I'll wear. I have the Aerie collection.
I have the Advent calendar.
I've been ordering.
I pre-ordered the Little People.
I pre-ordered the Barbie dolls.
I literally have everything.
But I haven't seen Pancake Mix.
Yeah, there's like a pink and green pancake.
Or maybe it's cake.
I forget which one.
From where?
I want to say it's like a Betty Crocker.
It might not be Betty Crocker, but one of those instant, you know.
I have not seen this.
Jimmy, insert an edit.
Because I have not seen it. Andmy inserted it because i have not seen it
and i see everything i think i might have even saw it in the store but i was like she's definitely
i'm like she probably has a million of these already because i think it went viral on tiktok
because it's like you know pink and green it's like kind of quirky pink and green is also very
like cosmo and wanda oh my god you know i always think about that when i see the pink and green i'm
like that's interesting you ain't slick cosmo wanda i don't even what that means, if that's like a quote from the show, but everyone always
said that when I read Pink and Green or anything.
They're like, you ain't slick, Cosmawanda.
I was like, okay.
Have you seen the show even?
Which one?
Fairly Odd.
No, definitely not.
What is it?
What is that?
It's like a Nickelodeon cartoon.
Oh, what a transition.
You're like, have you seen this show?
Well, I was just, you were like referencing referencing it and you sounded like you knew what you
were talking about.
But I was like, I feel like there's no way you've seen Fairly Odd Pairs.
Wait, when did I reference it?
You just said Cosmo and Wanda.
Oh, it's from that show.
I was like, what are you talking about?
I love that you sold it.
Like you really sounded like you knew exactly.
Because people always say that, Cosmo and Wanda.
But I just thought it was from like WandaVision or something.
I was like, okay, I didn't know.
I kind of know Fairly Odd Pairs. I. I didn't know. I kind of know.
I haven't watched it, but I kind of know.
I don't know anything about it, actually.
I love how authoritative you sounded about it.
That's why I was like, wait.
Oh.
I love that you know.
Like when she knows the pie, you know, she knows all the numbers.
The pie.
Oh, yeah.
Pie day has passed, babe.
Pie day has.
Not today.
But thank you for that. Oh, yeah. You did has passed, babe. Pi day has. Not today. But thank you for that.
Oh yeah, you did gag me with that.
Because I believed you until I read the comments that you got pi wrong.
Next time don't out me comments.
If Oscar believes I'm smart, then I'm smart.
I like Taylor Swift's looks.
I need to figure out a song.
Because this morning I was doing a TikTok and I was like, oh, I want to sing a Taylor Swift song.
And I can't sing one.
I'm sure if you sang it, I would know.
But I can't even think of one lyric to a Taylor Swift song. But I want to. I like her. And I want to sing a Taylor Swift song. And I can't sing one. Like, I'm sure, like, if you sang it, I would know. But I can't even think of, like, one lyric to a Taylor Swift song.
But I want to.
I like her.
And I know everyone's obsessed with her music.
I need to get into it.
Yeah.
I'm trying to think of what song matches the vibe.
I guess something off Reputation.
Everyone thought her outfit was kind of, like, Reputation-coded.
I think just because she was wearing black.
Anytime she wears black, everyone's like, oh, Reputation.
Ooh, she's in her snake era.
Okay.
I thought she's past that, though.
She still has to re-release that album. I don't know when. At this point, I'm just like. What's a Reputation. She's in her snake era. I thought she's past that, though. She still has to re-release that album.
I don't know when.
At this point, I'm just like.
What's a Reputation song?
I want to sing one.
What was like the big one?
Look what you made me do.
Look what you made me do.
I mean, that's all the words.
That's it?
Look what you made me do.
Just repeat that like six times.
That's a good one.
That's the one you were cosplaying.
Yeah.
You should have worn it today.
We could have been matching.
I know.
But you look Hawaii.
Is this a Hawaiian outfit?
I actually did get this in Hawaii.
What's your quote say?
Head west until you meet
the water's edge.
Cool.
What does it mean?
It kind of reminded me
of Moana a little bit.
Head west until you meet
the water's edge.
And then what?
Drown?
Like, what is your stop?
Sounds like something
like pioneers.
Because people headed west
until they reach California, like the coast.
Yeah.
That's the furthest you can go.
Why, though?
What do you do once you hit here?
You find the meaning of life.
Yeah.
It's like the furthest edge of the water.
That sounds like someone who doesn't have any advice.
Like, just go west and you'll find the answers.
Where the sky meets the sea, you'll find me.
Wait, what?
Moana.
But how does that have to do with the water's edge?
That's what it reminds me of.
Where the sky meets the sea.
The water's edge is the sky meets the sea
is the water's edge
yes right
I guess
that's what it reminded me of
so I was like
you got my money
I do love Moana
I can't wait for the live action
of that
yeah
my
one of my tour guides
she
was gonna be in the live action
they like
I guess Disney went to
she decided just to work instead
oh
she actually had work that day.
But her nephew is Jason Momoa's body double, ironically.
And then he is in the live-action Momoa and some of her other cousins.
Because I guess Disney went and did a casting notice in Maui, obviously.
Oh, in Maui they filmed it?
They casted in Maui, then they flew them to Georgia, to Atlanta.
They filmed Moana in Georgia?
They did some of it in Atlanta.
I think Disney has a lot of film studios there.
I mean, they should have kept Authentic and done it in the Polynesian Islands.
I think they filmed some back in Maui, but they filmed most of it, I guess, on a stage in Atlanta.
That's crazy, because Adam Sandler shoots all his movies in Hawaii, and they couldn't do that for Moana.
Lost his shot.
Hawaii probably would love the money.
They'd probably give love the money. They'd probably, like, give us the money. I don't know, because I guess they, she said, too, that Jason Momoa was filming his new
Apple TV movie or show there, and then he, like, went to ask their permission, and then
they wouldn't, a lot of them weren't comfortable with him filming there, so he only filmed
a little bit.
I wonder why.
I don't know.
I thought they loved Jason Momoa over there.
They do.
Well, they love that he, like, asked for, yeah.
That's good.
And she said he's very,
like, he buys by,
like, the culture of,
like, he listens to the
people who are in charge,
like, the elders,
and, like, he pays
his respects to them.
And if they say no,
like, he won't go around
them.
Like, he'll just listen to them.
Is he Hawaiian?
He is, I think he's Samoan.
He's definitely Polynesian.
Oh, is he Samoan?
I think so.
Oh, I didn't know that.
I didn't know that. So he's, like, the rock. Mm-hmm. Let Is he Samoan? I think so. Oh, I love that. I had no idea.
So he's like The Rock.
Mm-hmm.
Let me see.
Okay.
Because some of his family
is still...
I thought he was from
Missouri or something,
but I love that.
So is he playing Maui
or who's playing Maui?
I don't know.
The Rock is still playing Maui,
but it's separate.
Jason Momoa is filming
something separate.
Oh.
How come no one
is talking about it?
How come there's no pictures
about it?
You know,
Rachel Zegler, there's pictures of her with those, like,
magical creatures. Maybe because in, like, same with, like, the Avengers movies and stuff, like, they film
in, like, a sound stage, like, in Atlanta, so I'm probably, I'm sure there's just, like,
no.
Like, the water and stuff?
Because it's, like, inside.
It's probably a lot of, like, green screen.
Yeah.
And what, do they have a big pool in there or something?
Like, what?
I'm saying film that.
That's so weird.
I think it's just called green screen.
Wait, what do you mean?
It's on the water.
But, I mean.
It's not on the sand parts.
A lot of it is on islands and things.
Wait, wouldn't they be on, like, sand?
Well, you would think.
There was, the last The Rock movie was filmed, like, on a soundstage, and, like, they put
sand on the floor, and then it was, like, a blue screen behind them.
It's weird.
That is so weird.
I guess you just had more control over, like, lighting and stuff. I don't know. Okay. I mean that would probably be better than filming in the
ocean I guess. I guess. It doesn't feel as authentic. What's coming up first Moana or
Snow White? Moana is. Oh actually no the live action.
Snow White live action is before Moana live action. Oh so Moana. But Moana 2 is November.
Oh this year. Yeah. I don't know if I'm going to see it. There's no Lin-Manuel Miranda song
so I'm like I don't know if I'm going to like it. There's no Lin-Manuel Miranda song, so I'm like, I don't know if I'm going to like it.
I know.
It's not the same.
Not the same vibe.
And it was supposed to be a TV show, and then they turned it into a movie.
And I don't know.
It all sounds a little like they kind of rushed it a little bit.
But I'm –
You're going to see it?
I don't know.
You don't see pretty much anything, though.
Like, I'll just go see things.
Not the bike riders.
Well, I draw the line at the bike riders.
I was excited to talk about it with you.
Anyways, I know that was in the past.
Are you going to go see Romeo and Juliet on Broadway?
I want to so bad.
I'm not really like a New York diva, though.
I don't know if I could just like.
I'm thinking we can go home a New York diva soon.
Really?
I do.
I feel like it.
If I move there, you'll have to come fly once a week to do the podcast.
Okay, very like Ryan Seacrest, I think.
Okay, yes.
He's a hot
topic he just hosted wheel of fortune for the first time last week oh how did it go
first of all amazing and second of all like i love vanna white but i also feel like she should
retire too i would love to be on it i would love a body diversity vanna white because she came out
with ryan seacrest and she looked good but i'm also like okay but i feel like now it's time for
new yeah i feel like if you're gonna replace
the host
you should replace
the
what does she consider
the presenter I guess
yeah presenter
I would love
I would love to be her role
so
hit me up
she has to be good
to retire by now right
she has to be set
I do wonder how much money
I'm sure she got less
than Patsy Jack
yeah
which is crazy
but she still must have
made a good amount
because that show
was a million freaking episodes
but she started in like
the 80s
and at least the 80s
because my mom was not in the 80s
so at least the 80s
and they probably gave women
like nothing
that's true actually
and maybe they like
locked her in a contract
for 30 years
and was like
this is what you're getting paid
for the next 30 years
you're right yeah
you know what I mean
they probably gave her
a million dollars
for a 30 year contract
she's like probably back then
she's like oh this is great
yeah
hopefully she made some money
but maybe not
she's still flipping those letters
she didn't even flip the letters anymore
back in the day you had to flip it yeah you just scream no you push you tap on it oh really I don't even know if she's some money. But maybe not. She's still flipping those letters. She doesn't even flip the letters anymore. Back in the day, you had to flip it.
Yeah.
You just screen.
No, you push.
You tap on it.
Oh, really?
I don't even know if she's doing anything.
I thought, maybe.
I don't know.
She's like pushing on a screen.
I would love to do that job.
Please cast me.
I love seeing the actors from Baby Reindeer win.
I could picture myself winning.
Yeah.
Because she has a beautiful dress on.
And I was just like, one day I could be there, too.
And I'd be like, thank you, Richard Gad, for putting me in it.
Like, you know what I mean?
I see myself doing that too.
I don't know who I would thank
but whoever puts me in one,
I guess.
I feel like we'll make
on a TV show one day.
Oh, I think so too.
Yeah.
I think the Gothic Baby
from TikTok is in the new Wednesday.
They're over in Ireland right now.
Really?
Revy, who was on our show,
she's there with Gothic Baby
and they're on the set in Ireland.
Wow.
Ireland, I know.
And I was like,
I always felt a calling to Ireland and they're there now.
So I do think TikTok, you can like get those kind of like cool opportunities.
Yeah.
One day.
And who's in the other?
Oh, Quinn Blackwell, right?
She's in the HBO show, the Rachel Sennett.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh my gosh, I know.
It's actually amazing.
It's very cool.
So your time will come.
Or I just like to be in the mix somehow
you know what I mean
I don't need to be
the star of the mix
if they reboot
Modern Family
they should bring
your character back
oh my god
who just said that
yes
I know actually
we're watching it right now
because we literally
ran out of shows
to watch at the end
and we're like
okay watch Modern Family
it's pretty funny
I like it
but I think it was
Chris Olsen
who was on the red carpet
recently and he said
that they should
they're like
if you could be
on any TV show
I think it was
at the Emmys and he's like they should bring Modern Family well if you could be on any TV show would you I think it was at the Emmys and he's like
um they should bring Modern Family back so I
can be a character I was like that's so random
like just for one episode but I guess everyone wants the reboot
so let's bring it back yeah there's a big Modern Family
resurgence happening right now I would love to have it
come back I don't think I had no lines in it but
does your character have a name no
I wonder no I don't think I was credited
but I am on IMDB
I wonder what they credit me as maybe herself or something, I don't think I was credited. But I am on IMDb. I wonder what they credit me as.
Maybe herself or something.
But I wasn't myself because they were.
Probably blood number five.
It was a thing where it was like plastic surgery.
And I had no surgery at the time.
But it was something like, oh, look at.
Like, where do they.
The joke was like, where do they put the fat from their butt?
And then I go by.
And it's like my boobs.
And it was supposed to be like I had plastic surgery on my boobs.
But I didn't at the time.
It was just a push-up bra.
But I remember the casting was like, must have big, fake boobs.
And I was like, me. And I didn't. And they believed it. Which is push-up bra. But I remember the casting was like, must have big, fake boobs and I was like,
me and I didn't.
And they believed it
which is like crazy
because there was plenty
of big boobed people out in LA
like why did they pick me?
Because you have that star quality.
I feel like it has to be you.
I remember that's one of the first
times I got recognized by a PA.
He was like a fan
and he's like,
oh my god,
I'm actually a fan.
I'm like, really?
Because this was like so long ago
and I was so excited.
I was like,
wow, I feel so famous.
You should like retroactively give yourself
like a character and a motivation and
then like really pitch it so then
when they reboot it, because I feel like the reboot has
to happen soon. Oh, you think it's happening? I think they're
going to end up rebooting. You know, they reboot everything. You might as
well reboot Modern Family. They all want it. But that was so
recent. That was like so recent. It feels recent
but I mean, it was a while ago, I guess.
I mean, they're rebooting Harry Potter so they might as well
reboot. Who? Where? For what? Oh my, you didn't see? No. Yeah, they mean, it was a while ago, I guess. I mean, they're rebooting Harry Potter, so they might as well reboot. Who?
Where?
For what?
Oh, my.
You didn't see?
No.
Yeah, they.
Max.
Whatever.
Max HBO.
They're rebooting Harry Potter.
They posted a casting notice last week for, like, the kids.
Are you auditioning?
No.
They have to be between the ages of 9 and 11.
You look like it.
You might be Harry Potter.
You might have the glasses.
There was a rumor that Cillian Murphy was in the running to be Voldemort, but I feel
like that's a lie.
I see that.
He could definitely eat as that role for sure.
But like.
Oh, it's like a remake.
Like they're just retelling a story.
Yeah, as a show.
So like each book slash movie would be a season of the show.
How did it have to be 9 to 11?
Yeah, for the season one.
We could pretend Malibu we could fake
her age for sure my thing though is like the i feel like the fandom is so insane because obviously
like jk rowling people don't like her people do like harry potter they don't like jk rowling
but then in the casting notice they said that there opens like every kind of like um like whether you're able disabled any race nationality like any skin color
yeah but the problem is like because of jk rowling being so like conservative i feel like if they do
any like mixed race like casting or something that fandom would be like already toxic about it
i don't know yeah yeah and for like a nine
year old to like have to be subjected to like insane people i feel like i would be scared of
my kid being harry is she involved in it or do you think yeah she's still involved yeah i don't
think i'd want my kid involved with her then i'm like no you know what i mean like that's like
hateful like i want that energy that does suck doesn't that suck right because it's like you
can appreciate the movies and be like okay we found out later she's a horrible person but like now knowing
she's so like
it's hard
yeah it really is
one of those like
because she like
just doubled down right
it's not like she said
once you've been
thinking that was
such a dumb thing
that's not what I meant
or whatever
but she like
yeah believes it
like she'll go to war
with her
whole chest
and I just like
I don't yeah
I don't think I could
get past it
I know
even like at Universal
when I go it's
I like
I would feel weird
having a butterbeer I'm like no absolutely not would feel weird having a Butterbeer. I'm like
No absolutely not. How much money of this Butterbeer
is she getting? That is so true. Do you think she does
get like a. I feel like she must
not get this. I don't actually
don't know like what her deal was for like Harry Potter
world. She must get something because she created the whole thing right? Yeah.
Which is wild. Do you think
maybe it was like a lump sum
or do you think she gets a percentage of whatever? It must be a
lump sum. I don't know. She was more it must be a lump sum I don't know she was more a percentage
but I would
I would
I don't know
if I had that much money
I would just shut up
you know what I mean
like even if I did believe
terrible things
just shut up
yeah literally
I don't care about
and why does she care
about the world
like why does she care
like just live your life
you're rich
that does annoy me
but it makes sense
because you know what
Harry Potter is a little witchy.
You know what I mean?
Yes, literally.
Yeah, which comes from like evil.
So I feel like that makes sense.
You know they always say the devil reincarnate walks amongst us.
Maybe it's J.K. Rowling.
I don't know.
The Bible.
Someone says it.
It is so weird.
Guys, it's so safe.
From Usual Suspects.
I think Kevin Spacey says it. Oh, okay. Right? I don't know. safe from usual suspects. I think Kevin Spacey says it.
Oh, okay.
Right?
I don't know.
Maybe someone else.
I think Kevin Spacey.
Is he?
Also the devil walking amongst us.
We have a lot of them.
We have a few demons out there.
But it's like, yeah, because she also posted the casting notice.
I was like, girl, like, why would you want?
Yeah.
I don't know. I feel like it's just these, especially such young kids, like, exposed to such, like, insane discourse.
Yeah, I know.
Yeah, especially if they are doing all diverse.
You know, the people who follow her and support her probably have those same ideals.
And they're like, oh, my God, why would this person?
That's not Hermione.
Hermione is this.
And it's like, Hermione is a made-up muggle, half muggle, half whatever, right?
It's like nobody, like,ione is a made up muggle. Half muggle, half whatever. Right? It's like nobody.
Like people just get so extra with it.
Because isn't it like they have like the stage adaptation of Harry Potter in like the West End or something?
Yes.
I think Hermione is black.
And even for her there.
Like for people who are not even going to go to the West End to see this like live show
of Harry Potter.
People already like are saying something.
You know?
It's like a fictional character.
People need to relax.
It's like when The Little Mermaid came out.
I'm like it's a mermaid. Like everyone's like that's not. People are so lame. Yeah. It's like a fictional character. People need to relax. It's like when The Little Mermaid came out. I'm like, it's a mermaid.
Everyone's like, that's not a story.
People are so lame.
Yeah, it's historically accurate to be this.
It's like, no, it's not.
It's like a fake character.
Oh, yes, The Little Mermaid.
That was so annoying.
Be so serious.
Be so serious.
It's a Disney movie.
I know.
It's actually, people are insane, and the world is messy.
Yeah.
What was it?
Oh, J.K. Rowling.
Yeah, she's a mess.
Hopefully she doesn't get any money. I know. They really should have just bought her out so she was out Oh, J.K. Rowling. Yeah, she's a mess. Hopefully she doesn't get any money.
I know.
They really should have just bought her out
so she was out of Harry Potter.
Just give her a big sum of money
so she's not involved.
That's one thing I don't want to be casted in.
I want nothing to do with Harry Potter anymore.
What if they called you up
and your agent was like,
you've been offered,
you didn't even have to audition,
you've been offered a role.
I'd be like, absolutely not.
Really?
Maybe. I was going to say. Daniel radcliffe and emma watson and stuff they always say like uh no i hate jake like i totally
disagree with everything jake karelling says so you could be in it and then you could be
i hate her but go support the movie which you'll probably get money from too
i think that'd be my only hard no i actually just like don't get i just don't like
people like that like i just don't understand how you just like hate a group of people for no reason
like for what for what like what are they doing to you like i don't understand like it's so weird
the boom people get so angry about stuff like that i'm like you're so weird it literally has
no impact on your life like whatsoever yeah like trans people living i don't understand that's
what i'm saying and then people go like so hard for it and i'm just like you're a weirdo and then you have money on top of that like you're just a freak
yeah and they like obsess over it too like um with like the box at the olympics like they pick
people and like they transvestigate them it's like oh no like she has to be transit it's like
you're also weird like so weird like literally what do they do be like okay like open your legs
it's like people are just so aggressive and like there'll be celebrities and like like the one i remember specifically was like taylor swift but like zoom
in on her bikini like when she's at the beach and like what is this that she's hiding it's like have
you never seen a vagina you weird straight person yeah like what those people are those people have
no idea what people are so so weird i was like who cares like it's actually so annoying transphobes
are my heart i think that's like number one
like I can't stand you
yeah same
because like
you're just a freak
like you're just weird
you know what I mean
you're just weird
especially if you're vocal
about it too
then you're like
double weird
like it's one thing
to think it's like
okay if that's consuming
your life
but another thing
to be like vocal about it
it's like what
to actively be a
transphobic person
is crazy
those are people
who have like
literally no life
uh huh
JK Rowling.
Devil.
Yeah.
All of them.
The devil.
Monk.
No Harry Potter here.
But I do want to get a sponsorship with Universal.
We need to fly down to Orlando because they're doing a wicked – what is it?
Like what is the world when you go into it?
Like it's like a wicked –
World?
Immersive.
A wicked world.
Immersive experience.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. They built like a whole wicked world immersive experience oh yeah yeah
they built like a whole
wicked world down there
and you can go to Shiz
and get like a Shiz
University shirt
it looks
are you into Wicked?
no you're not into Wicked
but you're excited for the movie
yeah I know
I feel like I will be
once I see it
you know what I mean
so excited
because even just like
the trailers and stuff
I'm excited by it
like I'm excited
about the cast
I'm excited about Cynthia
about Ariana
Jonathan Bailey
Bowen
like everyone excites me
I saw you like
Jonathan Bailey's photo again.
I saw it the other day.
I was like, okay.
What's the photo of them?
Did you see the one with all the hot, it's all the hot gays?
Yes. Is that recent or is that old?
It wasn't gay. It was three gays.
And a straight? There was a straight one in there?
Yeah, Paul Meskel is straight. Who's Paul Meskel?
We talk about who
Paul Meskel is so often.
Oh, wait, we did?
Wait, give me one more clue.
Or one more time.
Oh my gosh.
How would you know him?
How would you know him?
He wears the short shorts.
He's Irish.
But straight?
He's straight.
He's dated Phoebe Bridgers.
He's dating Gracie Abrams.
You know Gracie?
No.
But was he dating one of our guests?
Yes.
Okay.
There.
Done.
I remember.
Okay.
But he's like not the hot one
in the photo.
Yeah.
I think if I had to rank them
I think well
I don't know it's tough
because yeah it's Andrew
it was a photo of Andrew Scott
Jonathan Bailey
Matt Bomer
and Paul Mescal.
Wasn't there a fifth?
I think it was just the four right?
There was someone who was shorter but he said everyone else was wearing lifts. Didn't you a fifth? I think it was just the four, right? There was someone who was shorter,
but he said everyone else was wearing lifts.
Didn't you see this?
Yes, I edited that.
That was so good.
That was such a good TikTok.
That was Andrew Scott.
Oh, okay.
They call him Scotty?
He calls himself Scotty.
Okay, okay.
There was a Scotty in there.
So Andrew Scott is Scotty.
Okay, I got it.
And he's like, they were all wearing lifts.
Okay, so there's only four in there.
Yeah, there's only four.
I love all of them.
So only like the three are gay. The three are gay, yeah. Yeah. It's always the three one he's like, they were all very less. Okay, so there's only four in there. Yeah, there's only four. I love all of them. So only, like, the three are gay.
The three are gay, yeah.
Yeah.
It's always the three one that's, like, not as cute.
Yeah, I mean, literally.
It's hard to compete because Matt Bomer, Andrew Scott, and Jonathan Bailey are just, like.
Gorge.
Yeah.
Paul Miskell's cute.
What's Andrew Scott from?
He is in this show called Ripley on Netflix slash Showtime, I think.
I like him.
I don't know what he's from, but I like the TikTok you edited.
And I was like, I like this person.
He seems funny.
Yeah, he's really good friends with Jonathan Bailey.
Oh, because they were shipping him.
Yeah.
I see.
I'm a little, like, particular.
So I feel like, no.
I don't know who would be good for him.
I don't know.
I'm very, like, maybe Bo and Yang.
But I feel like he might be taken, too.
I don't know.
I don't know who would be the right one.
Matt Bomer is taken, right? I think Matt Bomer is married. Yeah, he's married with, like, three kids. Yeah. Ben married like he might be taken, too. I don't know. I don't know who would be the right one. Matt Bomer's taken, right?
I think Matt Bomer is married.
Yeah, he's married with, like, three kids.
Yeah.
Ben married.
And he's just, like –
He came out with Joshua Jackson on the Emmys.
Yes.
But then they played Dawson Creek, and I was like, why would they play that when it's,
like, such an old show and Matt Bomer's on, like, a really current show?
I know.
And they have a really good theme song.
Fellow Travelers has a good theme song.
I think just to be, like, cheeky, I guess.
No one remembers Dawson Creek, including me.
Did you edit that
TikTok too
you did so good
on editing all these
TikToks I love it
I was catching up
this morning and I saw
and I was like
and someone's like
oh my god
the Dawson Creek theme
I didn't even know
that's what it was
I was like oh okay
I guess people were
excited about it
I missed the Dawson's Creek
me too
I feel like who's even
alive from the Dawson Creek
era because that was
before my time
was Jessica Biel
in Dawson's
no
what was that 7th Heaven yeah I would recognize that Was Jessica Biel in Dawson's Creek? No. What was that?
Seventh Heaven.
Yeah.
I would recognize that new song.
Katie Holmes was Dawson's Creek, right?
Oh, right.
Yeah.
That's all I know.
I never watched it.
And the other guy, Van Der Beek, he was.
James Van Der Beek.
I always know him, but I don't never watch Dawson Creek.
No.
Yeah.
Or not Joshua Jackson or any of them.
I know Joshua Jackson is an attractive guy.
I don't think so.
I think he's cute for a middle-aged man.
Yeah.
I don't know.
Very few middle-aged men are attractive.
I think he's dating Lupita Nyong'o right now.
Who?
Joshua Jackson?
Yeah.
Oh.
And they're like a cute couple.
They are cute.
Yeah.
I haven't seen that.
Oh, I get him and Josh Hartnett mixed up, I think.
Oh, love Josh Hartnett.
Yeah.
Yes.
I haven't seen the track.
I don't think it's streaming yet, but I want to.
No, what it is, you have to see it.
It's kind of everything.
I'm kind of obsessed with it.
I only saw it that one time, but I really enjoyed it that one time.
It was so camp.
It was the, literally, I mean, Trap is literally like two months old at this point, but like
if you were to make a movie, I think it would be like very M. Night Shyamalan-like.
Really?
Yes.
Maybe I should like collab with him.
I honestly could see you and M. Night Shyamalan having like a great collab.
I would love it.
Because I went back
and also watched
Signs.
I think that's his
one of his like popular movies.
You love aliens right now.
You're like on an alien thing.
Yeah, I'm on an alien.
Very Sabrina Carpenter.
I'm on the alien.
Yeah, why was that?
As Brittany said like
I don't know why
she was with an alien.
It is tea.
Like it was random, right?
Just because it was like
a moon person vibe, I think.
Oh, that makes sense then.
Oh, yeah.
Or maybe she just likes aliens.
Yeah, she's like, this is going to be quirky and fun and cute.
People lit for it.
I love Brittany.
She's just like, why wasn't she?
She should have kissed a girl.
She should have kissed a girl.
Yeah, this girl.
This Sabrina girl.
Carpenter.
The Sabrina girl said my name, and I'm like, that's cool.
I love Brittany.
I love her.
Yeah, the aliens. OK, so wait. Signs, you're watching. You loved her, no? Yeah, I just think I like the M's cool. I love her. Yeah the aliens.
Okay so wait signs you're watching. You loved her now.
I like the M. Night Shyamalan universe.
I think it's so camp and I see you
in it somehow. I don't know how
but I do see it. Maybe you're manifesting that for me.
I don't know why. I just I see you in that
universe. I'll take it.
I'll take anyone who takes me.
Wait so what was that photo from?
Which photo? The four.
The four men.
The four hotties.
Oh, I think it was, was it fellow traveler?
It might have been like fellow traveler's promo or something.
I think it was.
Are they in that show?
Adam Scott and that other guy?
God, what was it?
It was one of, oh no, about all of us strangers.
I think it was called.
All of us strangers.
I think.
What is that?
I don't know.
I didn't see it.
Let me see. I'm pretty sure it was all of us strangers. Yeah, it was called. All of Us Strangers. I think. What is that? I don't know. I didn't see it. Let me see.
I'm pretty sure it was All of Us Strangers.
Yeah, it was.
Oh, yeah.
I'm surprised you didn't see it.
It's starring Andrew Scott, Paul Mescal.
It's new?
No, it was 2023.
I'm really behind on everything.
Yeah, maybe in two more years we'll discover it.
It's a movie?
I guess it was a movie, yeah.
All of Us.
All of Us Strangers.
All of Us Strangers.
I have no idea what it was about. I'll watch it. Oh, it's gay. Yeah, I guess it was a movie. Yeah. All of us. All of us strangers. All of us strangers. I have no idea what it was about.
Hmm.
I'll watch it.
Oh, it's gay.
Yeah, I guess.
Oh, Paul Mescal is straight, but he plays Andrew Scott's love interest, I guess.
Oh.
I don't know.
What's it about?
Just being gay?
I guess so.
Okay.
I love it.
I'll watch it.
That's so funny.
Okay.
That's cute. I'll watch it.'s so funny okay that's cute i'll watch it that photo got me i was like what do they call it the internet boyfriends i was like yeah i love that the photo was from like
2023 but like let's ask him about it by putting it in the tiktok i was like oh where's this from
what like all the award shows whatever like they just i get like a sign like what to edit from the
interviews and sometimes i'm just like really and i did it but i'm wait you were assigned that you didn't want to do that one
i was like this is so random like it's old but i'm like i guess to you it was new so i guess
i was so excited do they wear lifts i was very excited about it did you see nicola
cochlan on the red carpet yeah and how okay so you might know because you go to these red carpets i
don't understand how there's just not something behind the carpet because okay so basically on the red carpet
she's posing she's looking fierce and people just like literally stop like i've never seen
that before on a red carpet why her and why not go around the back i'm trying to think
how is it behind i don't know i feel like usually it's hard to go behind because they usually behind
is just like the barricade because like they have to hold
up the step and repeat so it's just like a lot of framework to like hold up the step and repeat and
it was like usually like a barricade behind it but usually because especially with like publicists
and stuff they like have to walk the celebrity down the carpet but they'll usually like duck
like almost like duck walk so you're like below the cameras but these people were just like crossing
like right in front of her why just her because i didn't see that with anyone else i know well maybe it happened
to other people and it just wasn't viral yeah because it is like it is kind of hard to like
not be in the way at these things but i feel like they could have at least tried to like
be out of the way you know what i mean never seen that happen ever i mean maybe it happens
but i've never seen that there's one meme of emma roberts at a award or at a movie premiere
and she's like posing and it's literally like 15 people walking in front of her and you know I've never seen that. There's one meme of Emma Roberts at a movie premiere.
And she's, like, posing.
And it's literally, like, 15 people walking in front of her.
And, you know, Emma Roberts, she's kind of sassy.
So she was, like, rolling her eyes, like.
I'd probably move, please.
Especially if that is my, like, Getty image moment.
I'd be like, ow, ow. That would totally happen to you.
That would totally be something.
It better not.
I would.
I would go Chapel Rowan on that.
I'd be like, ow.
Not me.
Yes.
Not to move. Have Chapel with me. Just be like. It better not. I would. I would go chapel rolling on that. I'd be like. Not moving. Yes. Not to move.
Have chapel with me.
Just be like.
Yeah.
You do need chapel.
Just to like.
Yeah.
Clear your lane.
I love that she does it herself too.
Because there was someone next to her.
That could have done it.
Like you know.
Whatever.
And she's just like.
No.
I'm going to.
So.
Not me.
Is that what you said?
Yes.
I.
No.
No.
You shut the F up.
No.
Not me. I have the whole thing. Like memorized. I love it. I love it. I watched it like 500 times. You did. I no no you shut the f up no not me
I have the whole thing
like memorized
I love it
I watched it like 500 times
you did
you had the good nuance with it too
you had the right timing
I just I love
I gotta rewatch
something about that
her sticking that nail out
not me
I'm like
that girl
I just love her so much
because every
like sentence that she says
she always ends it with
bitch or girl
she's like i've been famous for a month like everything is like or girl and that's like so
so iconic she's just so gay so like it's like very me it's so but it's like also every gay
because that's how we talk but every day me too and i love that she's sasha colby's daughter like
officially now is that what they said where does that confirmed i didn't see sasha colby just claimed her as a daughter yeah done and done sorry lady gaga katie perry sasha is the mother
did you see jake shane was that the oh yeah he's the plant he's a plant that's your friend
we love but also how i i'm so jealous he handles it so well he acts like just so cool with all
these celebrities he's like i think because is, like he is pretty famous.
I think the only one that would gag him was probably Taylor because he loves Taylor and
she's like another level of famous.
But like.
Did he interview her?
I didn't see.
No.
You know, Taylor, she kind of just shows up and then.
She doesn't do the interviews.
Not anymore.
The only thing she would give like ET was just a wave.
She like walked by.
Oh, okay.
Like her tree, her publicist walks her by and she'll tell her
to wave at our cameras and that's all we get these days damn to be that famous we don't need
to be a carpenter doesn't do interviews anymore why i wonder why i guess she doesn't really need
it but you would just want to like i think i would love to be interviewed like let's talk like i but
you know what honestly like i get it i guess you just don't want to get, like, canceled for saying anything.
And I guess, like, the main topic would obviously be, like, a personal question.
Like, Jeremy Allen White at the Emmys doesn't do interviews.
Even Ayo Adebri doesn't really do that many interviews anymore.
Like, you reach a level and you actually just get over it.
I guess pretty soon there'll be no more interviews left.
Literally, like, no one wants to chit-chat these days.
That is crazy.
I feel like that's one thing I like about Ariana is that she seems to be doing like
press and not really caring.
I think she's like very invested in Wicked.
So like obviously when you sign up for like a movie or something like part of your contract
is promotion.
But you can tell with like Wicked she just loves it so much that she's going above and
beyond to promote it.
And I love that.
Like that sells it to me more.
Like when someone is so genuinely excited for it.
Like that makes me want to go support it. I love it too too i love that she doesn't like shy away from things and talks about
even the exact same interview she did i feel like she did like address like a lot of stuff like
ethan slater like not like head-on but she did address a lot yeah and also that was another
thing i like i have i don't know what maybe i had another lobotomy but even ethan slater i was like
because they posted his poster and everyone was being mean i was like i'm over the ethan slater
slander i don't know like genuinely i was fun to key when it was like you know messy for a
moment you know with like you lily and stuff i feel like you've all moved on we've all moved on
everyone's moved on including them y'all don't know the divorce you know nothing you know nothing
someone's gonna put a clip of us a year ago and we knew nothing put a clip from us a year ago. And we knew nothing. Put in clip from us a year ago, I'll talk to myself
and be like,
you know nothing,
you dumb, ugly,
just talking.
That's me talking to me.
You wish you were there.
You wish you were
part of Wicked.
You don't know anything.
Everyone is taken care of.
Yeah, that's also me.
Me to me with Rachel Zegler.
Like, you know nothing.
She's a goddess
starring on Broadway,
Snow White, Queen, Legend,
and the nicest girl
in the world. She's gonna DM you and she's gonna be like i actually love you
you're a legend so be nice you dumb that's growth yeah and that's what i'm saying to all
those people too if you hate ethan slater rachel's like oh you're ugly that's it yeah i
think this is like we've moved past like having a clown on this man for the way he looks and
he got a new haircut and he looks good yeah that's the one thing you never clowned on his
looks you're actually the only person that.
Yeah.
I always thought he was.
I always knew the vibe.
I always understood it.
You did.
You try to tell me.
Yeah.
I mean, I still don't see the vibe, but I won't say it.
Wait until you see Wicked.
Wait until you see Wicked.
That fuck.
It's true.
I mean, I do like his new haircut.
I think he looks good with his haircut.
Wait, I haven't seen this.
Is it short?
Yeah, it's like shorter.
People are saying like Ariana helped inspire his new haircut or something because he looks good. He's a
grown man. He can make his own haircut decisions.
Why do they think Ariana? And I'm sure the movie
had stylists and hair designers. Right.
I mean, yeah, he's like a celebrity. He gets help.
Ariana did this for him.
I mean, maybe, which would be cute too, but
I just want to know if they're going to go to the premiere together.
I feel like they have to,
right? Or will she go with Cynthia?
They go together. Oh, that's true.
But they can't.
I guess maybe.
I don't know.
I was going to say they can't avoid like a solo shot together, but maybe they can.
A solo shot?
Like, I mean, like a couple shot.
Yeah.
I think they could.
Very Sabrina Berry.
Like, you could be separate.
Maybe they want to.
Maybe.
I feel like you might as well, right?
Like, sell it.
Do you know how they've been dressing like green and pink?
Like, do you think they all dress like their characters?
Like will he wear silver
like the Tin Man?
I feel like yeah
because it's very like the
like Zendaya, Dune,
Margot Robbie, Barbie.
Ah, right.
That's the new thing.
Jenna, Ortega, Beetlejuice.
Yeah.
That makes it fun.
It does make it fun.
Yeah.
I'm very excited to see
the looks for that.
I cannot wait.
I know.
Wicked's like my whole heart.
It's my everything.
I sound like Ariana.
Wicked is everything.
I don't have anything Wicked is everything.
I'd give anything to make Glinda.
Did you know J-Lo auditioned for Bad and Marble?
What?
Yeah.
It's the role played by the Oscar winner.
I forgot her name.
She's the one that I wanted to play in the new show.
Michelle Yeoh?
Yeah.
Michelle Yeoh's character.
J-Lo auditioned for it.
I could not see that at all.
I think no one could.
Hence why she didn't get the role.
That's crazy.
Who else? I saw Joe Jonas auditioned for Viero.
I guess I could maybe see that but no oh no um who else dub cameron audition for glinda oh yeah i remember it was like them for it was ariana i mean i'm sure ariana was like just because
ariana has been like wanting it for literally since like victorious days you know yeah but i
know dove was also like a contender for that. I know.
How awful would that be?
You're like so close
and then you don't get it.
I know.
But it all happens for a reason.
Like,
I feel like there's so many times
people get close to a role
and then,
you know,
something happens
and then it gets a bigger break.
No,
but I feel like when you're like,
this is the role I made for her.
I'm talking about Dove Cameron
and being okay.
She's like,
this is the only role I cared about
and then you don't get it.
Like,
that was very me when I auditioned for Eminem, and it was for Fat Jessica Simpson.
I'm like, I don't get Fat Jessica Simpson.
My whole life.
That's the role I was born for.
I'm not kidding.
You laugh, but my whole life in school, they're like, you look like a Fat Jessica Simpson.
Everyone told me that my entire life.
I thought they said you looked like the guy from Scooby-Doo.
Oh, Matthew Lillard.
Or Samuel L. Jackson.
I looked like a lot of people, okay?
But I got fat Jessica Simpson a lot.
And if I did not get that role,
like, I might as well just...
Oh, my God.
That's the purpose.
Yeah.
Jump off a cliff with you
and fly in Maui.
And so, like,
that must be, like,
that must feel the same.
Like, this is my one role,
you know?
Like, this is my shot.
Damn, that sucks.
Don't worry, Duff Cameron.
Don't worry.
There's Schmigadoon season three,
which I do love.
And that is a slay all the way.
And her boyfriend's really hot.
Oh, who's her boyfriend?
I think he's in, I want to say the band Maniskin, but I could be wrong.
I know they met at the VMAs like two years ago or something.
And I know he's really hot.
And I know Dove Cameron's really hot.
Is he like a bad boy?
No, he's like European.
He's just like very, he seems very classy.
Yeah.
Why do you think she was with someone with like tattoos and stuff?
She used to be – I think she was with someone with tattoos.
Yeah.
But this guy, he just seems very like – I don't know.
I mean I've only seen one interview with him.
So I don't know.
I could be wrong.
Does he wear glasses?
No.
Oh.
He was wearing a – I mean it would be amazing if he was wearing a suit.
Benson Boone is wearing like a see-through shirt and this guy is wearing a suit.
So to me that's like classy.
Oh, I see.
I'm good.
Yeah.
And he has a little mustache so it looks good
it just looks like
tall European hot
I don't know
what the mustache is
it looks good on him
because he seemed like
kind of hipstery a little bit
okay
I don't know
he sold it
last night on Modern Family
Phil Dunphy had a mustache
he put one on
and I was like
it was so bad
because I think the mover
across the street
had one so he put one on
I'm like it's so ugly
I hate it so much
some guys can really rock it
I wonder if Hasan has had a mustache at some point about him in so long what's
you haven't talked about him in a minute i guess you haven't been here in a minute
yes he does he have one right wait does he always have a mustache maybe he does hasan
hasan who piker yes
i had one in the last music video you posted oh yeah you had a little I know it's Samanaj and I was like I do not know see a mustache on him
okay
I had one in the
last music video
you posted
oh yeah
you had a little one
or big one
Burt Reynolds
Hasan
yeah Hasan looks good
in a mustache
I'm just not about
the mustache
I go back and forth
with Hasan
we have a love
hate relationship
I guess
okay
where are you at now
um
kind of neutral I guess
I don't know
I'm almost like like you in the, like until he finally notices me.
He did notice you.
He reacted to the Katy Perry music video and Hasan.
Oh, what?
When?
Bad or good?
I'm going to burn it up.
I guess he didn't know you were in it.
I guess if anyone wouldn't know about like Katy Perry, it'd be Hasan.
But he didn't know you were in it.
He didn't know who I was?
No, he didn't know you were in the music video.
Oh, he sees me again. He's like, I don't know this person. He always't know who I was? No, he didn't know you were in the music video. He sees me again.
He's like, I don't know this person.
He always says that.
Always.
Love it though.
Who was there?
Cutie and somebody else?
It was Cutie and Austin.
Wait, you saw it?
How come you didn't tell me?
Austin.
So Austin was the one.
Because I think they watched it.
They didn't know you were in it.
Suddenly they're like, wait, is that?
And then he was like, oh my God, it is.
I love Austin.
Shout out Austin.
I love Austin and Cutie.
And Hasan.
But third place.
Okay. I put Austin high up because Austin. I love Austin and QT. And Hasan, but third place.
Okay.
I put Austin high up because he said he likes me, so I put him high up.
Yeah, and QT also loves you.
Does he?
Okay.
He was very excited to see you.
We love both.
Okay.
But we love Hasan.
Let's just be equal.
We don't have to say he's at the bottom.
No, no.
He's the bottom out of the three.
Why is someone ranked as the Oscar's the bottom?
You don't know that he is.
Because we can't give him too much.
The gays give Hasan too much.
Oh, I see.
So he's getting like.
Oh, you're trying to take him down a notch? I'm trying to humble him a little bit, yeah. Because he's too hot and he knows he's hot.'t give him too much. The gays give Hassan too much. Oh, I see. That he's getting like. Oh, you're trying to take him down a notch?
I'm trying to humble him a little bit, yeah.
Because he's too hot and he knows he's hot.
He probably has issues too.
He's probably insecure.
Yeah, I know he used to be allegedly chubby.
He was always hot to me, but he was allegedly chubby, I guess for his standards.
Allegedly.
And, but I don't know.
He posed, like I see it.
He squats and he shows his butt and he has the Charli XCX songs playing and it's like.
You're trying to knock him down a peg i'm just trying like it's so marketed towards me that i'm trying
to like i'm like i'm trying to be hard to get i guess i'm like you because when i know something
is so marketed towards me i'm like you're not going to get me that easy you know what i mean
i see yeah maybe it's because he knows you're in a relationship so and he's being respectful i guess
yeah me too actually i'm no longer supporting
british and her fellow travelers be like who's with it who's i don't i don't know oh what no
never heard of him yeah that's me too and then one day he'll come back around he'll dm me yes
and then they actually love you again we need to stick to the energy because it works so well for
you that one time the weekend i went over it he has a new song coming out friday everyone's like
promote it i'm like unless i'm in the music video, I'm not promoting it. I think it already came out, no?
Oh, okay.
I'm a behind, but I will buy it.
I told him that on his Instagram comments.
I saw it, yeah.
I said, oh, you did?
I love that.
I saw your comment, yeah.
You look at the weekend's comments?
I love that.
Well, I followed him when he DM'd you at Out of Solidarity.
Yeah.
So I'm not doing anything dubious if I like him or-
You could like him.
But not that Bailey, I'm a little bit like, okay.
We're both competing for him. Yeah. I was like, okay. But you're right. I got to play it more cool Bailey I'm a little bit like okay we're both competing for him yeah
I was like okay but you're right I gotta play it more
cool I'm seeing Wicked for the girls
yeah yes and I am
but that's a death gold bloom and
Ethan Slater and whoever Fiyero is too he's fine
the actor the up and comer
I need to calm down though
I do need to calm down a little bit because I do always think like
you know what someone could see
I collabed with someone
the other day
and they're like
oh Rihanna sent me a DM
and I was like
that's crazy that like
celebrities watch social media
like you don't think about it
yeah
so I was like
let me just calm down
because you don't also
want to be like the weirdo
right
you know
he's like
I'm gay
you're married
why are you trying to
like be weird
you know
sorry
I'm respectfully
we'll still take a
drink your milk shirt.
But.
Absolutely.
Well, again, technically that was like my lyric first.
But OK.
I have it.
OK.
Breaking news.
I am doing a Christmas song this year and we are putting drink your milk back into it.
But also because I had it in Hot Girl Christmas in 2019.
So we have a drink your milk line.
And I want Moses to be in the video wearing the drink your milk like in a pink shirt with
like the angel wings, you know, and doing the little Jonathan Bailey dance like this where he's like.
Yeah, with the wing.
Oh, yeah.
Have you seen that?
I just saw it for the first time.
Because I was Googling.
Okay, someone on Twitter or X or whatever trolled me or trolled everybody.
They're like, ooh, Dancing Through Life is going to premiere tonight during the Emmys
or something.
Oh, I saw you.
Yeah.
I saw you.
And I was like, wait, what?
Because that's like what everyone's looking.
That's like the one Fiyero song everyone's looking for.
So I was like, oh, my God.
Yes, eyes.
I was so excited about it.
So then on TikTok, I was hyping like that.
I was hyping Dancing With Your Life, Jonathan Bailey, but it comes up Jonathan Bailey dancing
or something.
And it's him in the Drink Your Milk shirt.
And he's doing like this weird sexual thing.
I like a club or something.
Yeah, but what is it for?
He was filming something because he's doing it to the camera.
Maybe he was promoting it.
Oh, sorry.
I got excited.
The script was writing up.
Well, I do have black shorts underneath, just for everyone to know.
There's no underwear.
There's black shorts. Okay. Yeah, know there's no wonder why there's black shorts
okay
but
yeah I guess it was
I don't know
promoting it
it sold out in two minutes
why did they need to
I know
wait it's the first time
I hear in my role
in it
yeah
oh I thought about it yesterday
when I was watching it
before bed
I was watching him do it
I was like
because at first I was like
oh we shot Jonathan Bailey
in the music video
but I'm like
he's probably busy
so we'll
Jurassic whatever it's called
when's that come out I think it's filming like now yeah someone that was just on here said his friend was filming it video, but I'm like, he's probably busy, so we'll... Jurassic whatever it's called. When's that come out?
I think it's filming like now.
Yeah.
Someone that was just on here said his friend was filming it with him, and I was like, ooh.
Have you seen the photo of him in it?
Yes.
The one with the glasses.
Yeah.
So cute. Reminded me of you.
Yeah.
I was very neat with it.
I was like, okay, glasses.
I commented on his too.
I was like, the glasses.
And everyone's like, me too, girl.
They all got it.
He does look really good with glasses.
Yeah, I have fried rice, but you know you're only supposed He does look really good with glasses. Yeah, I have fried rice.
But you know you're only supposed to have it like a day old.
Oh, I saw you discover that as well.
Did you know?
No, I had no idea.
Yeah, I didn't either.
Because you think rice, you're just like, okay.
Especially if it's in the fridge, right?
Yeah.
But no, people said like, someone died actually eating leftover fried rice.
Yeah, there's like an article recently about it.
Yeah.
What a way to go, at least.
He said I had waffles too.
You remember? No, but it sounds to have waffles too. You remember?
No, but it sounds like something I would say.
The ants and the waffles.
Oh, yes, yes, yes.
Doesn't Moses make little waffles for the ants?
Which I don't know if we're supposed to say.
I told him.
I told you.
And he's like, why would you tell him?
And I'm like, wait, why is that bad?
And he's like, well, because it's, I don't know.
Is it bad?
What part of it? Inhumane. What? To kill ants, I don't know. Is it bad? What part of it?
Inhumane?
What?
To kill ants?
I don't know.
I'd be killing ants, sorry.
But I love the animals, but like I got to draw a line somewhere.
Yeah, what are you supposed to do?
No, you just, I mean, you have to keep things out of your house.
Because, I mean, they come to the baby's food.
They come into their bottles.
Agreed, they bite them.
So you just have to.
But what are you supposed to do?
How are we supposed to like save them?
I don't know if they need. Do you like take to but what are you supposed to do how are we supposed to like save them i don't know if they do you like take them i thought you were saving them the reason i
even told you is because i thought moses was saving them by putting the waffles out and i was
like oh he's catching them and releasing them like i thought that's what he was doing no but but
there's okay if you go to our garden there's not a million there's a billion ends like you see
like a billion ends so the few that come into the house we you know we ask for them
saving like that i thought so i thought you were saving them and that's why i read these don't
ask her and i was like wait but why and he's like because they're well i'm not saving them
either they're dying and i don't know i have an exterminator for the ants that are
that's crazy well they're like everywhere they were coming in like the kitchen the bathroom it
was a lot well let's hope you're not reincarnated as an ant.
That's the karma for everyone.
I thought we were saving them, giving them a waffle, taking them outside.
Like I thought that's what was happening.
There's some food to go.
There's a waffle in there right now.
There was some ants in there.
I was like, bring one of those waffles down.
And then I said, you're like, oh, that's the way I'd want to go.
And I was like, wait, but they're not dying.
And I was like, and then I was like, because I think that's cute. And I told him, he's like, no, don't say that. And I was like, wait, but they're not dying. And I was like, and then I was like, because I think that's cute.
And I told him, he's like, no, don't say that.
And I was like, oh.
I didn't know it was like this.
If you reincarnate as an ant, how long do you want to be as an ant?
I know.
Maybe you want it to be kind of a short cycle and move on.
I would not want to be reincarnated as an ant.
No.
Although Bugs Life was kind of fierce.
They looked cute with like the purple ants.
I never watched it.
I told you animated animals are not my thing.
Oh, yeah.
But maybe I'll watch it.
I don't know. It was cute when I was little. I just liked that they were like lavender. I don watched it. I told you animated animals are not my thing. Oh yeah. But maybe I'll watch it. I don't know.
It was cute when I was little.
I just liked that they were like
lavender.
I don't know.
Something about it was like pretty.
The ants were lavender?
Yeah.
Not realistic.
I don't like it at all.
We had Malibu's birthday
over the weekend.
Do you know Coco Melon?
Yes of course.
You watched it with your nephews
or anything like that?
I think on YouTube or something
but like I just kind of
put it on for them.
I just have to do a quick pitch because I do think if they didn't make a live-action movie of Coco Melon I do think Elvis should play Coco we have a while to a side by side. She looked you have the picture
She looked do I have it or do I give it to you? She look Elvis looks just like Coco Melon
Coco Melon
Coco Melon
Baby
Baby
Baby
A monkey Baby. He says that.
A monkey.
It's so crazy.
And we did a side-by-side because Malibu got one for her birthday.
And we did a side-by-side and they look identical.
Wait, there's one on my phone that looks identical.
I feel like I should show it.
Oh, I totally see it.
Have you seen it?
I see this photo of Coco Malone. Oh, good thing.
Yeah.
Because she also has a onesie that's just the same colors, exactly. I mean, it looks
just like Coco Mellon. Look!
Oh my god!
Doesn't she look just like Coco?
Oh my god, how do we
get her cast before she gets too old?
I just feel like it might take
so long for the movie to be made.
Please make it right now. If it's
happening, please cast Elvis Pate as Hackman
as Coco Mellon in the live action. I just think she looks so
much like her. Oh my gosh.
And acts like him. She's cute.
And then we gotta figure out how to get... Oh no, she's not gonna be in Harry Potter.
I was gonna say, how do we get Melvin Harry Potter?
Absolutely not. Never.
J.K. Rowling should play Voldemort. That's who she should play.
Method acting.
And why is it called He Who Should Not
Be Named? Why do they say that in the book
I think
because it's like
ooh like a
like it's bad vibes
I guess if you say
like Beetlejuice
yeah
stupid
that's dumb
I hate all the little rules
they make in Harry Potter
it's like okay
this is all
maybe it's like psychic powers
if you mention his name
that did become
a plot point
oh really
if you said Voldemort
then the his people would appear like the death eaters oh and the scar would hurt
yeah i remember that something like that so extra um have you heard of baby uh mudang
no oh really you haven't heard of Moody? Who's Baby Moody? The baby hippo? No, that's cute.
Oh, I thought maybe whatever.
Where's the baby hippo?
Because I know Fiona.
Do you know Fiona?
Yeah, she was in America, though, right?
Like, Ohio.
Where was she?
She's a baby hippo.
Yeah.
My neighbor watches her sometimes.
Oh, is it a cartoon?
No, like a real, actual baby hippo.
Okay, what's happening with Moody?
She's the internet's, like, queen right now.
Why?
Because she's a hippo?
She's a baby pygmy hippo, so I guess she's kind of cuter because she's, like, she's the internet's like queen right now. Why? Because she's a hippo? She's a baby pygmy hippo.
So I guess she's kind of cuter because she's like a pygmy hippo.
But she's like very like sassy and overdramatic.
Like she, and she like bites her handlers and stuff.
Oh my gosh.
Where's she at?
She is in, where was I?
I think it was, yeah, Thailand.
And where's she blowing up at?
Where is she going viral? On Twitter and TikTok.
She's kind of everywhere.
Like Rolling Stone wrote about her.
She's in E! News.
Okay, Rolling Stone.
Who's the least of you?
Like we got to get on this baby hippo story.
Yeah, like the BBC went to Thailand to go interview her.
Like she's like the big deal.
But I don't understand who's talking on her behalf.
Like they're like.
She's going to be on Hot Ones.
No.
Yes, baby Moody.
Eating?
Isn't that like animal abuse? Here's some like hot sauce. Like just eat it. She ones no yes baby moon is that like animal abuse here's some like hot sauce
like just eat it she has no idea what it is is she actually who is she voting for that's the main
question who is she voting for she's too young to vote i guess she's not american yeah she's thai
um but yeah i'm surprised she's like literally all over my twitter because she
she just like looks like she is overdramatic she's kind of a diva she's like literally all over my Twitter because she she just like looks like
she is overdramatic
she's kind of a diva
she
the like the handlers
try to feed her
and she's like always
kind of screaming
and like making
like funny reactions
and stuff
so she's like the
internet's queen right now
so she's probably
just doing it on purpose
to go viral
she's like let me just
have my moment
I mean seriously
like she's probably like
I see half to a girl
have a Halloween costume
I'm gonna have one too
that's who you should go for
as Halloween
you should be
mukdang the
hippo
mudang the hippo
that's true
and I'll be the other one
who's the other hippo
Fiona
Fiona
and what hippo are you being
Moses
Dumbo
what
is he a hippo
I don't know
I love my lady
I don't know
her name translates to
bouncy pig which is kind of sweet, I guess.
Okay, cute.
And a pygmy is like a little, a miniature version?
Yeah, they don't get very big as adults.
Like, you know, adult hippos are like humongous and dangerous.
I guess more people die from hippo attacks than like sharks or whatever.
Because they sit on them?
Or what?
What do you mean?
They eat them
I can't imagine
they're very
charging
they attack them
hippos are very violent
they're territorial
and they're super fast
like in the water
they can chase a boat
and just one bite
and you're dead
probably because they've been
fat shamed their whole life
they're fighting back
I would too
I'd be like
and you know what
that's another thing too
just because they're large
and in charge
doesn't mean they're not fast
and I feel like hippo
should be a good thing
that people think fat people are not fast honestly T you know if they're running and in charges I mean they're not fast and I feel like hippo should be a good thing and that people think fat people like are not fast
it's like
honestly T
you know
if they're running after you
if you can't outrun a hippo
then who's the real fatty
you know
that's crazy
remember that game
Hungry Hungry Hippos
yes that's so problematic
it's so problematic
and that was another thing
I got tormented at school
they're like
oh your favorite game
is Hungry Hungry Hippos
I was like what
like okay
it was kind of a slay
though I did like it
well it is crazy
I mean like
everyone now can have a viral moment I'd rather be a hippo'm like, okay. It was kind of a slay, though. I did like it. Well, it is crazy. I mean, everyone now can have a viral moment.
I'd rather be a hippo than like.
Yeah.
Than Hawk Tua.
Well, I don't mind Hawk Tua.
I did get invited to go on her podcast, too.
Oh, did you really?
Yeah.
But look, I don't mind her.
I feel like hopefully she's not being taken advantage of.
I just hate the fact that she goes on all these, like the Bill Maher sexualizing her
and she signed with Jake Paul.
I just don't like that it's like all these straight men like managing her because I don't think they understand the route she wants to go.
Even though her image is Hak Tua, right?
But she said herself that's not the route she wants to go.
So I think that she's being managed by these men.
Because I do think like obviously someone's pushing her and I think that's great.
But I think she needs to go in the direction she wants to go.
And I don't think anyone's like really looking out for her.
From my outside looking in, because even the people who have contacted me, some kind of questionable
straight men that I've known in my past, they're the ones
being like, oh, I'm working with Hak Tua girl. I was like,
eee! You know, like
it's people I know personally that I'm like, I don't know if I would be
working with that person. But anyways.
She's trending right now because
Right now? Her first episode
I guess aired. Who's on it?
Maybe Whitney Cummings.
Oh, maybe. Yeah, well, you know, it's good. I think Breon Chicken Fry says she's on it maybe Whitney Cummings okay maybe but
yeah well
you know it's good
I think Breonna Chicken Fry
says she's on
I think Josh
the other one from BFFs
is on it
Josh Richards
so I think
well I don't know
I think it's good
the fact that she has
do you see the Halloween costumes
yeah
like out in stores
yeah
what
first of all
again
again
so kudos
get the bag
I like love that for her
but also it's like
a jumpsuit
it's like a pink jumpsuit and I'm like that's that for her. But also, it's, like, a jumpsuit. It's, like, a pink jumpsuit.
And I'm, like, that's odd.
Like a hat or something.
Yeah.
It's, like, a hot tua.
It's, like, a name tag.
And I was, like, okay.
Someone's pushing her.
I love it.
But I wish it was someone not who was pushing her now.
Because all these shows she's going on is doing her no favors.
I kind of wish she was a little bit more, like, girl power vibes.
Because I feel like that's kind of what she wants.
I think so.
Or at least in the beginning she was, like, saying that.
Like, she was grossed out
by like the guys objectifying her and stuff yeah and like talking about wanting her to make an
or whatever and then but everything that she's done has been so like catered to the male gaze
so like and not the male gaze yeah the homosexuals the straighties i would love if like mu dang had
a podcast that'd be kind of everything she's so fierce
but she can't talk
but
there was this one tweet
that said
there's light and curiosity
in Mu Dang's eyes
Mu Dang was born enlightened
which is
it's just like so true
I don't know
once you see her
wait say it again
Mu Dang's born
there is light and curiosity
in Mu Dang's eyes
Mu Dang was born enlightened
Mu Dang was born enlightened
uh huh
maybe they think
she's like a second coming
honestly maybe and people have been like flocking to the zoo in thailand to go see her but i guess
they said when the bbc when they go interview mudang the zookeepers said that some people are
trying to like throw things at her to wake her up when she's napping which is like ridiculous yeah
see people are gonna ruin it as they ruin everything. Yeah. Leave her alone.
She's in Thailand.
We could go there.
That'd be everything.
That'd be fun.
If she was a guest on the podcast.
She can talk.
How are we going to interview her?
Or just like a cute picture? Just have her react.
Okay.
I guess I need to see the reactions.
Maybe I haven't seen.
I can't get into the mood yet because I haven't seen the reaction.
I think if you see her react to just life, like when they try to feed her and she bites
them and they spray her with a hose and she screams. I don't know't know why are they speaking with the hose because hippos need some to be wet
a little bit i guess oh wait really i think so they're like a little aquatic oh not these
species of hippos are more like made for the forest but they do like spend time in water are
they swimming with their heads underneath are they like dog paddling they don't have web i watched one instagram reel by the way which is how i know all this information
but um they don't the pygmy hippos don't have webbed toes so they don't like swim as well as
like the other hippos the ones that attack people but they can swim but they can't swim yeah they
almost they almost like run in the water because they kind of they hit the ground and they float
up and they run in the water but they're so fast cool. Because they kind of, they hit the ground and they float up and they run in the water.
But they're so fast,
it's shocking.
It's really shocking
how fast they are.
You seen this at home?
I'm excited to see it.
I followed Fiona
when she came out.
You would love Mudang.
She's kind of,
I mean,
I mean,
I'm not going to pit
women against women,
but Mudang is very cute.
Because she's tiny?
Because she's a pygmy?
Because that is not cool, right?
They're like, oh, this is a cute little one.
It's like, okay, just because she's a tiny.
I hate that for the hippo community.
She should be on the next season of Bridgerton.
Poor thing.
She has her own brand of merch and everything, too.
So, I mean, well.
What's it look like?
They said it has everything.
They put her face on like onesies, on suits, on t-shirts, sweatpants.
Did you order it?
I should order it.
Like if there's a sanctuary or a zoo, it usually helps them.
They raise a lot of money.
For what?
Conservation.
For the actual, yeah.
But she shouldn't be on the wild or something?
They're actually heavily endangered endangered so it's good
that they are breeding them i guess because she's getting hunted out if she was to go out they do
get hunted yeah in the wild they're not it's illegal to hunt them but they're still hunted
for their meat where are they at let me see where they live in the wild like africa no they live in
the forest why did you pick me up as a lamb uh oh you're so right actually rivers of west africa and liberia
sierra leone guinea and i can't pronounce the last one so i'm not gonna say it but
africa is where it's at for the animals they have like this the cutest animals just roaming
around i love it have you ever been i would love never have. No. It's difficult to get in there
or is that just Nigeria?
I think it's like difficult
for Americans.
No, but there's big safaris
that people take trips to go.
I don't want to be one of those
like rich people
that's just like,
oh, let me feed a giraffe
at my hotel.
Like I want to be, you know,
like with them in the nature
if it's like allowed
and all stuff like that.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, and safe and stuff.
I would love to go to Africa.
I don't know how to get in there
but I would love.
I know.
I feel like when Mr. Beast
went there,
he wasted his trip on, like, that fake...
Remember that video he did with, like, the wells or whatever, and everyone
was pissed? Like, he should have just, like, highlighted, like,
the beauty of Africa, and then people would have been like, oh, we should go
visit Africa. If people want us there, I don't know. Let us
know if you're from Africa. Because maybe they don't.
Maybe they're, like, we don't want you. Maybe they're secretorious. Yeah.
I don't know. It looks beautiful. Every time I watch Nine Day Fiancé,
I always love when they go over to Africa.
I think it was... Was it the one with
Soulja Boy, where they went and they had, like, a goat. Like, they, like, got a goat as a gift or something like that. I think it was, was it the one with Soldier Boy where they went and they
had like a goat, like they got a goat
as a gift or something. I was like, that's kind of slay.
Oh. Yeah, she like presented it as
a wedding gift or something. Yeah, you give it to a family
because they get milk and over
the years and then eventually they get the meat.
It's like a system.
It's a gift that gives giving.
Oh my God, is that why they do it?
Yeah. Oh my God. Is that why they do it? Yeah.
Oh, my God.
Yeah, if you give farm animals, you know, they get eggs or milk or meat or...
Oh, my God.
I hate that.
Oh, my God.
That's sad.
Okay.
Yikes.
Never mind.
That makes me want to cry.
Okay.
They're farmers.
That's what they give to farmers.
They give...
Oh, that's sad.
Okay. Well, anyways. I still love Africa. Well, I guess, you know, that's what they're a farmer they're good oh that's sad okay well
anyways i still love africa well i guess you know that's what they're i don't know whatever
i don't want to get canceled over goats but i love a baby goat
there's literally no like smooth transition from the baby goat
but um did you see katie perry Orlando Bloom checking out Kim Kardashian's butt?
What?
Oh, wait.
You didn't see this either?
No.
Oh, my God.
I was already going to know all of this stuff already.
But wow.
I haven't seen one thing about it.
Yeah.
They went to a charity event.
It was Kim, Orlando, and Katy were like posing at a charity event last week.
And there was like this one viral photo where kim was like walking in front of them
and orlando's arm is around katie but his eyes are like looking straight down at like kim's butt
where it was recent yeah last week oh my god and did you see the photo does it look like it yes
definitely like his eyes are like down oh no like kim is like right to the side of him he's looking
down and like you can kind of tell he's looking at her butt.
I don't guys always know, like, nowadays to just, like, stare at the eyes.
Like, look nowhere else but the eyes.
But, like, they're walking forward.
Like, Kim is a little bit in front of him.
But even so, when I'm out in public, like, there's not ever one part of me that's like,
let me look at that butt.
Like, I'm always looking.
I usually look down or straight ahead.
Like, I'm never looking at anyone else because that's so weird and awkward.
Why would he do that?
That's so, especially Kim. Like, again, not to, whatever. But, like, never looking at anyone else because that's so weird and awkward. Why would he do that? That's so,
especially Kim Kardashian.
Like, again,
not to, whatever,
but, like,
Jonathan Bailey's in front of me.
Like, I'm, like,
I would want to, like,
look that up.
I'm not going to.
One, rude.
Two, if someone's, like,
photographing me,
like, that's creepy and weird.
He'd be like,
get away from me, freak.
You know what I mean?
So even if, like,
maybe if he's, like,
showing it, right,
his dream look underwear,
okay, then I'll look.
But, like,
if it's not shown,
don't look. fellow travelers we do
get to see his butt in that i think that's okay but but you know what i mean that's so weird of
him that's so weird you're also like 50 do you need to be staring at butts is still like you've
been staring at but your whole life um and katie bear is a great but i actually i had a good vision
of her but and i wasn't staring but she was climbing up a ladder in front of me yeah and
it was greased up and everything.
And I was like, wow, that butt's amazing.
So why would he stare at Kim Kardashian's when Katy Perry's has a really nice one?
It's full.
It's nice.
I think maybe Kim's is just so, like, large that it's, like, almost a marvel, maybe.
I don't know.
Oh, my God.
Could you remember someone said that about me?
Like, she's just so large.
It's a marvel again.
She obviously has some enhancements. Yeah it's like this exactly it's like because she's the
tiniest person but the butt is just so big you know it's like disproportionate obviously it has
some enhancements or something well she says no i don't know medical professionals leave a comment down below so what did katie perry say um so she got interviewed by elvis
duran and um he like asked her about it and all she said was i approve she's like why is it so
viral and he was like exactly like why is it viral so stupid he's like yeah well that's it
yeah now you got your click so she kind of like blew past it and i feel like i don't know katie's
kind of cool with that stuff like i mean she was like at the VMAs like scissoring Dochi.
So I think she's like open.
Yeah.
She's kind of sexually liberated.
I feel like she wouldn't care.
No, it's definitely not a big deal.
It definitely like shouldn't be viral.
Do I think he's a freak for doing it?
Yeah.
Like you're with Katy Perry.
You've seen a million butts.
Like you don't need to like stare at Kim's.
Especially Kim Kardashian because she has such a known butt.
Like I think that one you'd be extra. Like let me look at your eyes. Let me look at the back of your Especially Kim Kardashian because she has such a known butt. Like I think that one
you'd be extra.
Like let me look at your eyes.
Let me look at the back of your head.
Let me look at anywhere but your butt.
You know what I mean?
That seems like rule,
like the first rule
of like being a straight man
is like don't stare down anywhere.
Otherwise you're just a creep.
Sorry, Katie,
but I do think that's a little creepy
and weird.
I'd be embarrassed.
If I was my husband,
I'd be like,
that's embarrassing.
You'd be mad at Moses if he looked like Kim. Yeah, because it's like, ew, don't do that. One, because I'd be embarrassed. If I was my husband, I'd be like, that's embarrassing. You'd be mad at Moses
if he looked like this.
Yeah,
because it's like,
ew,
don't do that.
One,
because I'm there too.
It's another woman.
It's just like,
you're invading her private,
you know,
like her,
I don't know.
Yeah,
she has a butt
and she shows it off,
but she shows it off
when she wants to,
not when she's just
walking down the street
or at an award show.
Right?
Am I the only one
to think this?
I feel like,
right?
No.
No,
I 100% agree.
Okay.
I don't know, especially if you No, I 100% agree. Okay. I don't know.
Especially if you're in that place and position and you're under a microscope and it's like
every movement is captured.
Analyzed.
Every small thing.
I mean, it's not that hard to do.
It's really not that hard.
Yeah.
That's wild that someone captured it though.
Kudos to the photographer.
Yeah, no, that's embarrassing all around for him
but she handles it good poor katie i we i talked about this last week i do feel like she's getting
like this like weird unnecessary hate train like there seems to be a lot of hate her way for like
anything she does you know yeah i guess i mean there is one part that like the criticism is
valid about like uh who she works with and like if you're gonna champion yourself as like
the criticism as like
oh it's just
misogynistic
but then there's aspects
that like
aren't like
all girl power
about what you're doing
but I do think
like every interview
she does
everyone's like
oh she's so like
millennial
like everything she does
no matter what she says
like oh she's so cringe
she's so millennial
like yeah she is
a millennial woman
yeah yeah yeah
so yeah that's gonna be
like her
yeah I don't know
humor that's her shtick but to me and i love k perry but to me she was always like cringe but
like she was like quirky yeah i feel like always cringy but that was like her thing i think it's
like part of her brand like it's i don't know for her it's like it's cute i think like i yeah
if she wasn't like that i feel like it would be more try hard for her to not be that.
You know what I mean?
I feel like it would be obvious if she was trying to not like shouldn't be cool and like
a Charlie XCX.
Cool, like nonchalant.
It just doesn't fit.
Yeah.
It doesn't fit for Katy's brand.
Right?
I agree.
She auditioned for Glinda too.
What?
Yeah.
I thought this guy was doing a whole rundown of people who are confirmed to audition in
Katy Perry audition for Glinda. And he said, said he's like i think he was a british guy
sorry i can't remember his name on tiktok but he was just very like i because honestly could kind
of see it and i kind of do because she is very like she's almost like a disney character very
much like disney princess yeah yeah i think she would have been a really good glinda the good too
like when she did american idol she would like they had really good Glinda the Good, too. Like, when she did American Idol, she would, like, they had, like, the Disney night or
something, and she would always be, like, a princess or something.
And she gave very that.
Yeah.
She would have been so good.
And she's a good singer.
Yeah.
Right?
Like, I feel like she's a good singer.
I feel like she is talented.
I mean, I don't know if she can act and we're seeing her act, but probably could do that.
Has she ever acted?
I don't know.
Probably not.
Yeah.
She was no Salmon Cat.
We know that.
No Victorious. not. Yeah. She was no salmon cat. We know that. No Victorious.
Yes.
I thought it was good.
She was a slay back then.
When I watched those clips, I'm like, oh, she's kind of good actually. She was always a really good actress.
Yeah.
She was my favorite in that era of Nickelodeon.
I never watched Nickelodeon.
I can't even think of one.
Oh, I used to love.
Really?
I loved Victorious.
Yeah.
What else was that era?
Oh, it was the way 101 I liked at the time.
I know, Dark Bites now.
They're all in Dark Bites now.
Yeah, and Drake and Josh.
Yeah.
What else was that era?
Oh, I loved iCarly, though.
I think iCarly is still.
I didn't watch it either.
I guess no, because she's not at McCurdy.
Yeah, that also is Dark Bites.
Oh, yeah.
I love her, too.
I love Miranda Cosgrove, though.
She seems to be doing good, to be well-established.
Yeah, she's done a couple Netflix movies.
She seems rich as hell.
Yeah, she did the iCarly reboot, too.
Yeah, because I think they still get residuals from iCarly, and then she did the iCarly reboot.
All the merch.
It was literally the number one kid show.
Michelle Obama was on iCarly.
Really?
Yeah, it was the number one. What year is this Obama was on iCarly. Really? Yeah. It was like the number one.
What year is this?
Shoot.
I mean I was – oh my gosh.
High school?
It was – I must have been like early high school.
Maybe like 2008-ish.
One Direction was on it.
So –
That's definitely the years I blocked out.
Yeah.
So I was going to –
Twilight, Justin Bieber, this.
No idea.
I can't believe you blocked out of like the peak years of like my life.
Like I love that era. Well, you can teach me all about it. Because I was like what is this? I don't know. It was like Twilight, Hunger Games. this no idea i can't believe you blacked out of like the peak years of like my life like i love
that era well you can teach me all about it because i was like what is this it was like
twilight hunger games one direction yeah no idea but it's fun to discover it now
and it's fun to like see you rediscover it because it was like such like the best time for pop culture
it was like everything yeah i really did black it all out like i don't remember i have any
recollection of any of this i'm literally know what I'm doing in these years.
I'm like trying to think.
Like 2013, I'm coming out of it because this is my beach apartment day.
So I think I'm like coming out of it somehow.
But I'm like, where was I in the midst of it?
I'm not sure.
Probably couldn't even afford like internet or cable or something like that.
I think I was at Starbucks like uploading videos.
So my internet was always shut off.
And I was connected.
Our internet and cable was connected because it was like spectrum.
Yeah, I was like, oh, I have nothing now.
So that happens so much.
You had to be like a little Amish then if you didn't have –
Literally, yeah.
That's why when people were like stealing money from Chase and I'm like, how are they
overdrawing?
Because like my bank account would not let me overdraw.
Like maybe 500 was the limit and then they're like no more.
But now they're like, oh, they got $30,000 and I was like, how?
Oh, yeah.
I saw – wasn't it a thing on TikTok?
There was like a little like loophole or something where you could like claim money.
And then they got it.
Had to get it back.
But I guess there was no loophole.
That's what I said.
I'm like, oh, there's a loophole.
And most of my sister were just like, no, you can always just be fraud.
Oh, really?
Yeah, you can always just cash fraudulent checks.
And I was like, oh.
But I thought it was a loophole, too.
And they're like, no.
I know.
I thought it was like a life hack.
Right.
But today you can get the money out.
And I was like, oh, that's cool. And they're like, no, you can always do that. I'm like, I never could. I don't know how I know. I thought it was like a life hack. Right. Like today you can get the money out and I was like oh that's cool. And like no you can always
do that. Like I never could. I don't know how that
happened. I didn't know it was
fraud. I thought like if you pay it back it's fine.
I don't know. I know like
a little loan. Like a little
borrowing. Yeah. Because I used to know
that and I would take out the $500 from the ATM
but like obviously I would put money back
in because I had to pay bills. So I was paying it
back. Right. Yeah. I don't know how in because I had to pay bills. So I was paying it back.
Right?
Yeah.
I don't know how that works.
Don't ask me.
My gosh.
Criminals.
Oh, we were talking about Jason Momoa earlier.
But you know Valkyrie.
I hope I'm – I'm probably pronouncing her name wrong. No, I know what that is.
She's friends with Pokimane.
She's like a big gamer girl.
She's friends with Bretman Rock.
She was in the Bella Porsche music video.
Yes. I think it's – is it Valkyrie? I think you're right. She runs with Bretman Rock. She was in the Bella Porsche music video. Yes.
I think it's, is it Valkyrie?
I think you're right.
Yeah.
I don't know.
But I think you're right.
Yeah.
I have no idea, but that's how I said it.
Yeah, that name comes up a lot in our comments.
Yeah.
Valkyrie?
She's so cute.
I like her name.
I love her.
I don't know.
I love her.
I don't know her name.
I don't know me either.
But I see her all the time and I'm like, oh, she's so, it's like my brain when I see a
pretty girl.
I'm like, oh, I love you.
You know?
Me when I see a pretty girl I'm like oh I love you you know okay me when I see a gay I love you that's why it works yeah that's so true oh because I'm the pretty girl
um but she did a little interview where she got asked like who's the rudest celebrity you've ever
met and she surprisingly said Jason Momoa because she was oh i did see this yeah yeah yeah she was in um she had like a small like cameo or
something in the minecraft movie and she said that she saw him just like completely yell at all like
the crew of the movie and she said maybe he's still like kind of in character but she said like
it's they're not seeing like a good work environment for the people of the crew which was so surprising because i've never heard like yeah he's always like so nice and also like
what kind of like anger like is he like an angry character like minecraft is like a little video
game right like why would he be like i don't know he has a little block he's like
oh my god who is she in it i like that i don't know who she was in it i'm sure she had like
no the trailer just came out i think two last week or two weeks ago um it comes out next year
no jason muller is like literally well i mean not to dismiss her like people's like maybe maybe he
wasn't character but he was always like the nicest celebrity in my book i was like he was like the
nicest person i know i've never really heard anything bad about him.
But yeah.
I mean, she also has said like, like I said, maybe.
She said the scene that they were filming was very intense and emotional.
Oh.
Again, from Minecraft.
I don't know.
But she said like maybe he was still in character, but Jason was really mad.
What if something was actually wrong?
You know, like something was actually problematic.
Yeah, that's true. Yeah, maybe someone just died or something. You know what I mean? jason was really mad but if something was actually wrong you know like something was actually yeah
yeah maybe someone just died or something you know what i mean like i there was a story when
the whole um chapel roan like not wanting to take pictures with fans or owing fans anything
was happening there was a story of a guy on tiktok who was friends with jason momoa and jason moa and
they would go out in atlanta and around or whatever and he'd be like on the phone with his daughter
and people would he'd be like you know i'm on the phone with my daughter like facetiming good night or whatever like they'd be
at a bar but he'd like face in the dark tonight and like people would come out and be like can
my girlfriend take a picture with you and he'd be like no and the guy like tried to like start
fighting him and you're like what like you need to take a picture with my just because you're a
hollywood star he's like i'm on the phone with my daughter like he's anyways that just reminded me
that like he is like a nice person i'll take pictures with anyone because they said the whole
day he was taking pictures with people that night when he's talking to his daughter he just did it
and the one person called him for it yeah so i feel like in general also yeah when you're on a movie set i don't know
stuff could happen lots could happen it is like a work environment i guess so maybe it's like
yeah keep your cool but it's like obviously i feel like it is pretty common in like work
environments for someone to lose their cool you know what i mean like look at christian bale do you remember when he went off on everybody yes why why did he do that
it happens like a lot i think like hungry yeah honestly because i think he like starved himself
for that movie yeah i would too honestly if i had to starve myself for a movie yeah do not talk to
me uh-huh i don't think i could ever do a role where i have to have to be like starve yourself
yes yeah i don't know either or ever do a role where I have to be like – Starve yourself? Yes. I don't know either.
Or escape the night like they were famous.
Yeah.
All of us escape the nights.
Yeah, I don't know.
I thought about that too because Kourtney Kardashian has a new like Ozempic like pillow.
Did you see that?
Oh, yes.
It's supposed to be like Ozempic but like not.
It's like natural.
It's not FDA approved.
She's not taking it because she said she can't because she's breastfeeding.
And I was like, okay, girl.
But it's like this whole thing. I was thinking about it. I it i was like wow i wonder if they like offered me like a million dollars
but like part of it is like you have to lose 50 pounds taking this supplement i'm like could i
actually do it and i'm like probably not for a million dollars i don't think so could you you
think i would yeah but then you get the best trainer in the world and yeah that's true you
know i don't know like cycle i could do that now and I don't.
Maybe I have to be motivated by the money.
I don't know.
Yeah, for a million dollars.
And then when I give it to Kourtney Kardashian as my endorsement.
Like, Nick Acato should get a paid endorsement for something.
I wonder if he will.
Maybe that's why he's not revealing how he did it.
Because then he can say, I did it this way.
Yeah.
I wonder if they have, like, a face of Ozempic.
Does anyone, like, promote Ozempic?
I don't think so.
Like, everyone denies it, but they need someone to be like, I love Ozempic.
You know what I mean?
A lot of celebrities.
I mean, I think even Oprah, like they just say they use a weight loss.
But I'm saying why does anyone become the face of it?
I don't know.
I think Ozempic proper is supposed to be for the diabetics.
So no one wants to be like, oh, I'm stealing from diabetics.
But maybe like the semi-glutides, I'm sure.
You know what I'm saying?
Better like me.
Yeah.
They don't want me, but I don't know.
Well, they might want me.
I'm probably pre-diabetic.
Everyone's pre-diabetic.
I think Kevin James has a joke about that where he's like, the doctor's like, oh, you
might be pre-diabetic.
He's like, well, everyone's pre-diabetic.
Like everyone could be pre-diabetic.
And that is kind of the tea, isn't it?
It's like, well, I could be probably.
And I'm fat, so that makes sense.
But someone did tell me the other day, like, Trish, i think your beauty's in your curves i don't know if you would
look as good skinny i'm gonna take that to heart i'm like you know what you're right i'm gonna stay
fat forever you know and maybe i could get baby reindeer or something like maybe i could get one
of those shows i mean they're all getting so skinny like you said yeah skinny that is like
who do i mean then there's a role for someone curvier. Like, where are they going to go? I know.
I know.
There's no – me.
Yeah.
I'll be here forever eating pasta and cheese.
Well, you know what?
Also, when you're that famous for so long, like Jason Momoa, maybe you just don't care anymore.
Maybe you're like, I'm just going to, like, let it in. Yeah.
Or maybe his outfit in the movie looked, like, a little busted.
So maybe he was, like, upset like upset about like being in that weird
he kind of looked like dora the explorer vibes wait what yeah he had like a weird wig yeah
like a pink t-shirt the whole thing the minecraft movie seems a little cursed in general i don't
know is joy gersoffa gonna be in it i i think he did a reaction to the trailer so i don't think
he's in it yeah i just remember him with his sword back in the day it was like a pixelated sword and i was like okay he goes really hard for it
he accepted gabby hannah's apology did you see that yes i love it but first of all she didn't
directly apologize to him though no i love it too because it was very much like you can tell
towards the end like it seemed a little bit toward you too is like people i've gossiped about and
like have talked about things i shouldn't have you. You know what I mean? I didn't get that far.
Oh. I accept your apology, Gabby.
That was my whole.
Isn't it crazy how all the women always apologize?
Like how come no male YouTubers are ever sitting down doing an apology video?
Tell me one.
David Dobrik?
No.
Shane Dawson?
Oh, yeah, Shane.
Yeah.
Jeffrey, when he sat on that couch with like the two staircases, was that an apology?
I don't remember.
I don't think that was an apology.
What was that one?
I don't remember.
I don't remember either.
Addressing everything or something.
Yeah.
I just remember it was the couch and then the two spiral staircases.
I never saw that one, but we recently got – we had a couch in our bedroom.
It's like a velvet couch.
And everyone was like, that looks like Jeffree Star.
I was like, what?
And then they put that particular one in that you're talking about within the staircase
and it does look like our couch.
And I was like, I never knew he had a crutch velvet couch.
But now we have matching ones.
That's sweet.
Yeah.
No.
Okay.
How about like – let's rephrase this.
How about like a straight man contouring creator?
What if they have issued an apology?
Like JC Kalen, has he issued an apology?
Has Cody Ko?
Has David Dobrik?
Like, you know?
What's that one?
Who's the one that apologized to Tana?
What's his name again?
Who?
Oh, iNapper?
Yeah.
Yeah, I don't.
Did he apologize in a video?
No, he's just like, or did he?
I don't know.
I don't remember.
I think he did, right?
To Tana?
Okay, well, kudos to him.
But it took 10 years. You know what I mean? Like, it like it's like it was passed it would have been nice in the moment
when she was getting all the hate but i guess it's better than ever but it is crazy i was thinking
about that i was like how come i know i've done 5 000 apologies i'm apologizing to everyone that
doesn't even need an apology i'm like let me apologize and it's like no one even in the moment
when it's happening i'm apologizing even if i'm not the wrong like and no one apologizes no men
apologize i've never gotten an apology from any man because you know here's the thing i've been problematic i've been wrong
i've been crazy i get it but it's like it takes two to tango you know what i mean like a lot of
the times like even if it's 90 10 you know what i mean 90 trisha but 10 someone i was like a little
bit like you know what i was wrong it goes like so far but no one does like even gabby right she
didn't apologize to anyone directly but she kind of she made some sort of effort and you're kind
of like oh i guess i'll joey i'll take that i'm like yeah me too i don't know you know i feel
like i've apologized to gabby hannah multiple i feel like i apologize to everyone and it's like
as you should and no one no guys do it i was thinking about that i was like that's very
yeah i'm really trying to think of a straightie no no i'm sure there's like maybe a couple
at some point maybe i never is the only one I think. I don't think anyone else.
Good for him though.
But I think he's very like forward.
He has like a girlfriend that did OF.
Like I think he's very like feminist forward.
Sometimes it takes like a woman to snip you into place, you know?
Yeah.
Because I'm trying to think of all the like dubious men.
There's a lot of them.
There is a lot of them.
And I can't think of a an apology
no right yeah no no no maybe i maybe logan paul recently because he was like the olympic like
boxer he said that she was trans or something and i I think, but there was also legal action.
So he was kind of like forced to like have to apologize.
Yeah.
I don't know if anyone, like of their free will.
Right.
I feel bad.
The forest that when he was in the Japanese.
I think because he got so much hate.
He's like, I'm getting canceled.
I need to talk about it.
You know, I think Logan does it when his back's against the wall.
He doesn't do it like in the moment.
But again, I guess we'll take it. Right. I guess we something like they pause never publicly apologize he did a number on elizabeth violet because you know she's she's spiraled
she's going through some stuff that's true it'd have been nice to be like yeah that was kind of
sh** i mean like i'm sorry i don't know somehow some way a note or something i don't know like
it is crazy you never see that from any guys and like yeah even when they're in the wrong right
they could totally be in the wrong and they never like say i'm sorry i'm sorry trisha yeah there's some
guys that definitely can do a long overdue apology video yeah that's a good title for it too long
overdue apology for this that's what gabby's was called oh yeah you just take your title
long overdue apology gabby the hippo everyone's in the
you knew exactly
but my thumbnail
was gonna be
oh really
is it
Gabby and the hippo
and me
I love it
who's my long overdue
apology
hold on let me think
I've apologized
so many times to everyone
but maybe I could
apologize to
I'll apologize to
Lando Bloom
Orlando Bloom
Orlando Bloom
Orlando Bloom
I apologize for
calling you a creep yeah you're not a creep I think what you Orlando Bloom. I apologize for calling you a creep. The 20 minute delay.
Yeah.
You're not a creep.
I think what you did was creepy behavior, but you're not a creep.
So I apologize.
I apologize to Franco.
I once called him fat and he's very skinny right now.
I apologize to Nikocado Avocado for ghosting you.
I hate that I started that whole thing because he exposed me in 2016 and I'll never forget
it and rightfully so.
So I apologize to you, Nikocado.
I'm sorry for ghosting you.
Please come on my podcast and don't ghost me.
I'll pay for that flight, actually.
He did a first class flight in 2016 to come
collab with me and I didn't collab with him. I'll pay
for your first class flight. As long as you're in the United States,
not if you're in Colombia. That seems like a very
expensive flight.
And I have
a long overdue apology to
anyone else?
That's your apology.
You're the one
sending him to the great beyond,
not me.
You thought
they were just eating a waffle.
Yeah, everyone else
who kind of apologized,
like, I mean,
the D'Amelio's,
Addison, Rachel Zegler.
I apologize.
You didn't even have
to apologize to Ethan Slater.
Yeah, Ethan Slater
always been a stand-up.
The misogynist in me. I love Rachel Zegler, but, or no, it was like, I loved Ethan Slater, Ethan Slater always been a stan to me the misogynist in me
I love Rachel Zeichler
but
or no it was like
I loved Ethan Slater
but Rachel Zeichler
I was like oh no
but I love Rachel Zeichler
I actually am like
stan stan stan
oh god I love her so much
her voice
everything about her
Gorge
I did a lip sync to her today
she's just
she's amazing
those are my apologies
and Gavina
the I've had it ladies
you kind of apologized
the I've had it ladies
the I've had it ladies
oh yeah I apologize to them too Lucy I've had ladies? The I've had it ladies.
Oh, yeah.
I apologize to them too.
Lucy DeLuca.
Oh, Lucy DeLuca.
No.
Never.
But yeah, I think those are my apologies.
I'm more hot to a girl.
But you've kind of always been supportive of her too.
Yeah, that's true.
See, I just apologize even when I don't need to be.
Oscar, I'm sorry.
I'm sure there's something that I've done to you yeah i guess with gabby's like it was it's hard like she was kind of specific but also kind of vague i guess maybe i don't know
i guess the one where i was like was i guess the jesse smiles thing i always forget about it and
then like going back to read about the jesseiles thing, I was like, oh, shoot, that was really messed up.
Yeah.
Yeah, she kind of – it kind of was alluded to when she was just, like, talking about people she's, like, gossiped about or, like, said things out of place.
But I feel like –
That's not really gossiping, though.
That was, like, her friend.
Yeah.
And, like, not believing someone who is a victim, you know, of essay.
That's, like, not believing someone who is a victim, you know, of SA. That's, like, so nice level.
I guess it would be interesting to see, like, if Jesse responds on do we know them.
And I guess I can have more of an opinion.
Because right now without knowing what Jesse thinks, it's hard for me to, like, be like, oh, yeah, go Gabby.
You know what I mean?
Just because, like, I feel like.
Or maybe she is, like, that I made peace with it I don't know yeah I don't know either I I read that they've like Gabby and Jesse have like just stopped talking about it like all yeah together so maybe Gabby won't mention Jesse
out of like not wanting to bring it back up I don't know for sure it's like so triggering for
someone to like not believe you and you're just like yeah so yeah it'll be interesting to see if jesse responds to it or how she thinks about it but i
guess in general the apology it was like a nice like the effort yeah like she does seem like she's
in like a better place and i know how that feels right when you're in like a good place you just
want to be cool with everyone like that's that's truly how i feel like right now like i definitely
do want to be cool with everyone like i don't know i think that's why in general i avoid talking
about like just some situations because i'm just like i'm in a good place i just want everyone to be cool you know
what i mean and then it's just easier that way um and i don't think it's like fake i think it really
is her just like trying to be in the best place she can be because she look she probably knows
she was like she was super toxic to a lot of people as was i so i think it's like when you've
been like that like you just want to like clear your chest even if like no one else forgives you
you know what i mean which again there's a lot of guys that are also could follow that suit but
whatever it doesn't matter it's not there it's not there my journey it's theirs yeah but gabby Even if like no one else forgives you. You know what I mean? Which again there's a lot of guys that are also could follow that suit. But whatever.
It doesn't matter.
It's not their.
It's not.
They're my journey.
It's theirs.
Yeah.
But Gabby does seem fine.
She seems good.
She seems.
Very centered.
And also I was thinking too.
There is like the whole discussion about like mental health.
Obviously it's not an excuse.
But she is like bipolar.
And she said like a lot of her like outbursts were.
That's what I read in this article.
Oh.
Yeah.
I didn't know that either.
I've never heard that.
Yeah. But a lot of like like outbursts were. That's what I read in this article. Oh. Yeah. I didn't know that either. I've never heard that. Yeah.
A lot of like the outbursts and stuff, she like said it was because she, because like
her being bipolar.
Oh.
I mean, that does explain a lot for sure.
I always thought it was like a psychotic break, right?
With all those TikToks and it's like either.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So that, yeah.
Reading that too, I was like, okay, maybe again maybe again not an excuse but that does add some
like i guess context because i remember even with like my like back and forth with her there'd be
moments where like she'd be going off on me and then like a couple months later she like apologized
but then would also like it would kind of go back and forth a little bit it's so hard it's people
like me too like borderline it's like that and it's like such a hard person to be like no because
you're like are you okay and the answer is no, like especially if you're not getting treatment or medication.
So like obviously again, it's not an excuse, but I do feel like sympathetic to someone,
especially like if you have like an undiagnosed at the time, like untreated.
It also was just like your brain makes it like almost impossible for you to like have
those kinds of like self-realizations.
So like that also is tough.
So the fact that she is, like, centered and can realize that stuff now is good.
Maybe me and Gabby will go on a tour next year.
That would actually be kind of –
Singing only.
Only singing songs.
And poetry.
We do spoken word.
You guys are very similar.
Yes, you could literally do, like –
It's very, like, Charlie XCX, Troye Sivan, like the sweat
tour.
It's like the Trisha Gabby tour.
Okay.
I could see it.
The co-headliners.
I love it.
Yeah, it would eat me up though.
She has really good live vocals.
I'd be on the track for sure.
I'm definitely lip syncing.
You could like have the background, like, you know, you could sing with the track.
Oh, for sure.
I do that.
Yeah.
I would sing live, but there'd always be a heavy track back there but you also do more choreo so that's true
have some dancers with me but she's a choreography queen too you remember oh yeah i forgot now she's
like encore one she was heavy dancing so uh-huh and now that she's been in those teaching those
classes i'm sure she can't even i don't think she does that anymore oh really she said she
retired i saw a recent interview. I keep up.
Wow.
Wait, who did she do the interview with?
God, who was it?
I think it was before that music festival.
The one she was like in her hometown.
Yeah.
She was being interviewed by somebody for that.
And he said like, oh, you're doing like dance classes.
And she goes, oh, no, I don't do that anymore.
Maybe she got too like known for it.
I don't know why. Too many fans showed up.
But don't you want that?
I would feel like that's what you'd want is all these like people take a class.
Yeah.
But maybe she's trying to be like low key about it.
And now she's also like transitioning to being like a little bit more like online too.
Maybe she – I don't know.
It's focusing on that.
I would love it.
I still want to do – the TikTok when you walked in I was doing was this guy named Sean
who was like a really good singer.
I just found out about him.
But I was duetting it and he was talking about how a couple,
I think it was the Hot Topics
you were watching the whales.
I think you weren't here.
I was talking to him.
I wanted you to be here
because there was like this event
happening in New York
called like Gays Eating Garlic Bread
in the Park.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
And so I like talked about it
and randomly he just,
or I don't know if that was a new TikTok
or like an older one,
but he just like randomly made it now
and said that he wants to like be a part of it.
And I was like,
oh, maybe we could have like a fan meetup.
But I also wonder like if you could get in trouble if i'm like you have to be gay to come do you know what i mean or maybe i i don't know i feel like you
could that's only discrimination if it's like a work like if you're getting paid like right whatever
but if i'm just hosting a free event yeah because i don't want any like straights ruining the vibe
you know what i mean so i'm like oh that would be so much fun. And he was singing. He was singing Sun and the Sea more.
He had, like, a prop that was, like, just for us.
She had a Birkin that looked like my Birkin.
He was doing the full props.
Whoa.
Yeah, I'm like, I really want to make this a thing.
Like, have a little meetup.
Remember back in the day when people just had meetups?
Like, they would be like, I'm meeting you at the park.
Like.
Harry Daniels had one.
Remember?
Yeah.
Lollapalooza or something.
His was so good.
He had a good turnout.
My fear is, no, it will turn out.
Except for Sean.
But I like the idea.
Because I was like, whoa, I want to do, like, a fan meetup. And I think that would, like,. Except for Sean. But I like the idea because I was like,
well,
I want to do like a fan meetup and I think that would like
slay so hard.
But I don't know how
you need like permits
or you just say like,
hey,
I'm going to be in Hancock Park.
Like,
come hang out.
That so brings me back
to the days of like Zoella
and stuff when they would do,
I remember they would do them
and they would have to like
shut them down
because too many people
would shut up.
Oh,
I would love that though.
That's hot.
And then you have to pose like,
so sorry guys,
too many people showed up so we had to shut down the gays eating garlic bar of a tray.
We're moving it, though.
We're moving it to a new location.
We have to get a bigger venue.
That's so slick.
Ooh, that would be so much fun, actually.
I love that idea.
That happened one time.
The year is 2018, so I'm still relevant in the vlog squad.
But for some reason, me and my mom actually went to New York to go see Jason Momoa.
I have no idea why, but we go to New York to see Jason Momoa, and then we go see Broadway
shows at night.
And back then, I loved it.
Before the show would start, I would tweet the playbill so that everyone would know what
show I was at.
And I remember, I think it happened at Hamilton at the Richard Rogers Theater.
I remember this.
And so many fans showed up.
But again, this was like during the David Dobrik day, so I think I was getting a lot
of his fans.
But like so many showed up that literally there were like police that came and like
escorted me back in.
And then when the car came around, they like escorted me out.
And they're like, out of the way, out of the way.
And people were like banging on the window like, this is the first time this ever happened
like crazy.
And like, Trisha, Trisha.
And it was so fun.
So then the next day, I did it when I was at like Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.
I tweeted again. And people came. And all of a sudden, I'm outside, Tricia, Tricia. And it was so fun. So then the next day, I did it when I was at Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. I tweeted again.
And people came.
They were like, Tricia.
And all of a sudden, I'm outside the Broadway theater.
And I'm just signing.
I'm taking pictures of everyone.
I felt so famous.
And then I did it again at Wicked.
Yes.
You're doing the play, though.
Yes.
I pretended like it was Stage Door.
I was like, yes.
I think I did.
I think I was signing people's playbook.
And if you have a picture from this era, let me know.
Because in Wicked, too, I was dressed in Game of Thrones.
I had red hair, but I had a Game of Thrones jacket.
And I still see people be like,
when I met Trish in 2018,
and it was the same thing.
I was at Wicked,
tweeted,
and everyone came.
It was like so much fun.
So anyways,
it reminded me of that.
Why did I say that whole story?
Eating,
Hayes eating garlic fries.
Oh yeah,
so my point is,
if it's 2018 Trish,
if I can rival her fame,
maybe I could do it now.
And then we'd have police around
to like make sure things,
but we don't need to get out of hand,
because gays don't.
Like, seriously, there's no.
We talked about this, right?
There's no gay serial killers, right?
There's no gay.
Maybe.
I don't know.
Isn't Jeffrey Dahmer gay?
I don't know.
Is it romantic?
One out of 5,000.
Do you know what I mean?
Anyways.
Jeffrey Dahmer is not interested in me.
You know what I mean?
Or, like, wasn't the clown guy also secretly gay? anyway Jeffrey Dahmer is not interested in me you know what I mean or like the
wasn't the clown guy
also secretly gay
because he was
going for little boys
what
okay
well I mean
that's just more like
you're messed up
or something
you know what I mean
that's like a whole other thing
it's true
like weird closeted
yeah
there's like
you have issues
but
yeah
yeah
no sane gay
has killed anybody
I don't want to do it though yeah that would actually be everything i love where's the best
one i mean i eat a lot of frozen garlic bread me too okay most of me i'll maybe have a picture of
it he made like 12 no you made like 24 pieces of garlic bread on friday it was just me my dad and
his wife and he made 24 garlic breads and it was what kind are they it's like in the white with the green
lettering it's a pepperidge farm what is it something like texas texas toast the little one
with the cheese on it was so good yeah maybe you can make them for you well you're not gay but
you can send them in you can send in the garlic bread because that'd be so fun just to eat all
those little texas toast ones and just keep them coming the bread oh my god someone let me know can send him in he can send in the garlic bread because that'd be so fun just to eat all those
little texas toast ones and just keep them coming the bread oh my god someone let me know new york
i see it happening new york i see it happening i know you're not a new yorker but we're gonna
make for this yeah we'll go see romeo and juliet have some garlic bread and rachel zegler will
perform would die i feel like she would be down i'll'll DM her. Rachel, will you please perform a case eating garlic from the park?
I feel like she would be all about it.
Yeah, that is her vibe.
She would, yeah.
She would perform her heart out.
Absolutely.
I'll see what I can do.
She's performing with the covey.
We got the covey.
Yes!
Hi, one that you lost in the reaping.
What will you do when I go to?
I was watching her today when she's like,
what is it?
Aphrodite, don't forget me.
Romeo and Juliet me.
I love it. Was it her performing at like
Elsie Fest or something? Oh, what was it? Yeah.
But I don't know what that was. I only know about it because of her.
She was like the headliner. It was like a Broadway
convention or festival. Yeah.
I didn't know. I wasn't invited.
You should have been a headliner
as well. With Jordan Fisher, Darren Criss, Rachel Zegler. Yeah, it looked fun. I don't know what it was't invited. You should have been a headliner as well. With Jordan Fisher, Derek Ritz, Rachel Zegler.
Yeah, it looked fun.
I don't know what it was.
But that's why I want to get in that scene.
I want to get in that New York scene.
I could be there performing.
But we'll see.
I love her.
Her body is slave.
But you do accept Gabby Hanna's apology.
Again, it was very like.
Yeah.
I guess.
I do.
I don't know know what do you think
about it being like it's like vague enough where it's could be for like the fact that the apology
could be for you but also jesse's mouth like you know what it's like yeah specific but also so vague
enough that it could fit for a lot of people versus i feel like yours are very like specific
oh i'm very specific no dr drew was out here i'm like let's go through the list let's start with
the trans community disassociative identity disorder community. Like, you know, I try.
I really try and go through all of them. And definitely people.
I'm definitely always like apologizing 5,000 times
to everybody. I'm like, I'm so sorry. I think one time
I even apologized to Rylan. I'm like, why am I apologizing to Rylan?
Do you know what I mean? But I'm like, throw it
in there, I guess. Probably
I've apologized to Morgan at some point.
Morgan, I'm sorry
if I affected your livelihood by canceling
Rylan. I don't know.
I'm just living in a farm life, though.
That's kind of a relief.
People are doing that these days.
Just moving to Wyoming.
Daniel Pareto was off to, where was he going?
Italy and then to Wyoming.
I was like, all right.
Everyone's out.
Everyone's out of California.
Except for Oscar.
You and Tara Yami have been here since birth.
Yeah, actually. Yeah, we're local girls. And Babu Barbie. She's Tara Yami have been here since birth. Yeah, actually.
We're local girls. And Babu Barbie.
She's been here in the same valley since birth.
And Elvis.
They're real valley girls. Everyone goes to
Cedar Sinai. We're over here at
Thousand Oaks.
Oh my god.
That actually reminds me. I was at HomeGoods
and the cashier
she was so sweet. She was a viewer. She's like, oh my god. She was at HomeGoods and the cashier, she was so sweet.
She was a viewer.
She's like, oh my God.
Wait, where?
She's at HomeGoods.
And she was like, I'm always in the area.
I was like, I'm surprised I haven't run into you because I'm always here.
She's like, I know.
And I'm always at all these shopping malls.
And I feel like one day I'm going to run into Trisha.
I was like, honestly, keep it up.
If you're just at a HomeGoods, a Michaels, a movie theater. In in this area this home goods she more towards me but she also has like comes up here too
i do love i love your area i'm out i was just i literally drove 40 minutes the other day with
annie and pretzel the closest one is to pay and it was great because it's right by target so you
just park at the end of target yes honestly i pulled into that electric car parking for two
minutes my boyfriend would be so mad he hates hates when people park there. There was literally
10 of those spots open.
I'm like,
I'm going in literally two minutes
to get these pretzels.
It was a handicapped spot.
It was electric cars.
I'm like,
you guys are fine.
They're literally handicapped.
I'm like,
there were so many spaces
and there was no more spaces.
I was like,
this is it.
Mine could be hybrid.
They don't know.
They have no idea.
I was scared somebody would, but it literally took me two minutes because Annie Yance was
right by Target.
So it was worth it too.
I know you missed out on so many good things.
I was like, oh, Oscar, I could tell him I'm right next door.
Come to the mall.
I know.
And that's where you park usually in the little Target park.
Yes.
I was parking underneath, but I was still there.
As if I don't see you every week, I guess.
I know.
But it's been so long.
I know.
It's been so long. And the patrons long and the patrons need it we have one
patreon video left so we have to suck what no no no we've done them all so we have to film this
week we did you put up the reacting to your interview yes oh my god we need to get on it
wait really oh i thought we were okay either way i was yeah what are we doing we're gonna do the
popcorn buckets do we do a blade live later? That's over.
No one cares about it.
And how are we going to do it?
That's true.
Yeah.
I feel like we'll move on.
We'll figure something out.
What else are we going to do?
We can do reaction.
Everyone wants to see us play Dress to Impress, the Roblox game.
Do you know how to do it?
Kind of, yeah. I feel like an hour is spent just trying to figure out how to play the game.
That's true.
I'll do a test run.
I've watched a lot of people play it, so I feel like I know.
We'll play Dress to Impress. Yeah. And eat. Yeah. Okay. That's it. I'll do a test run. I watched a lot of people play it, so I feel like I know. We'll play just for a moment.
Yeah.
And eat.
Yeah.
Okay.
That's good.
Done.
Done and done.
Easy.
Patreon.com slash just Trish.
Yeah.
We didn't do the shout out.
Oh, I have a good perk package for next month.
Okay.
It's coming.
Oh, you guys are going to gag.
I got a new Trish emoji made.
No one's even seen this Trish emoji yet.
Yeah.
It's a cool one.
Oh, also, yeah, we have a new intro with the golf cart.
And by the way, Oscar and Moses are in this intro, but whenever I have a guest on, it's a solo intro. Everyone's like, oh new intro with the golf cart and by the way oscar
and moses are in this intro but whenever i have a guest on it's a solo intro everyone's like oh
my god they took out oscar moses no they're on it we have a new intro with a golf cart instead of
the tesla have you seen it okay so this intro is a golf cart we've been having the golf cart for a
minute um it's kind of the same it's just there's a little golf cart now instead of a tesla truck
because on musk like he's another transphobe right or no yes no? Yes, heavily. Which, why? Like you should support,
if you have a trans kid,
like support.
I know.
That's like,
I feel like that's what so many
of these influenced parents right there
like want to be that,
you know,
and he has that.
He has it authentically
and he could be the support.
Yeah, he has like a good
like platform too,
but instead,
he just be a loser.
Actual loser.
I love that.
Loser.
Wasn't that a Glee original song? Loser like me. I hated that song. Me too. I love that. Loser. Wasn't that a Glee original song?
Loser like me.
I hated that song.
Me too.
That was horrible.
Like, you're on a Ryan Murphy show.
You can have the best of the best, and that's your song?
Who was asked about it?
I think maybe Darren Criss was asked about it.
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Groceries that over-deliver. I asked about it, like the rumors of a Glee reboot, and he said instacart groceries that over deliver
I was about it like the rumors of a glee reboot and he said I absolutely think that shouldn't
happen or something like that I think it was Darren Criss kind of gives me hater vibes in
general doesn't he just seem like he hates everything I don't know anything about him
he just always seems mad well he is straight so I don't know I guess that doesn't make him
to be us yeah I think he has a no does he have a kid i don't know he's
definitely straight i know he's straight but i don't know i don't believe it there's no way
what because he's like in everything maybe i'm thinking he's definitely straight but remember
maybe cory montes i'm thinking of grant gustin i know grant gustin he was also in glee i think
in the warblers oh and i think he has a baby. He's definitely straight
as well, though. But again, I thought he was gay. I mean, you can have a baby and be gay.
No, but he's like married to a woman.
Oh, got it, got it. I guess you can...
You can be married to a gay.
You'd be in The Warblers, I think.
I would be in the one that was like,
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
You remember that one? I like that group.
I forgot what they were called, but they were kind of like hippies or something.
Oh, Nets or Mix-a-Lot?
No, in Glee. They did a little cover and they're like? I like that group. I forgot what they were called, but they were kind of like hippies or something. Oh, Nets or Mix-a-Lot? No, and Glee.
They did a little cover.
And they're like, I like big butts and I cannot lie.
And they did like a cute little pop version.
It was so cute.
I loved it.
I can't remember the name of that group, but they were great.
Who was the one that Jesse St. James was in?
What was that group?
Shoot, what were they called?
I liked that one.
They were fierce.
Their dancing was insane
they definitely were not in high school he was at uh carmelt high school what vocal adrenaline
vocal adrenaline and idina mazel was like their vocal coach wasn't it i loved it they were they
did slay press hilton was on episode of glee did you know that how come everyone was on glee except
for you well i should have been that was an extra. You know, I told you I think I applied.
And I think it would be like.
Oh, wasn't it like to be a Cheerio or something?
Cheerio to anybody.
You had to be like a size zero.
They literally had no body diversity as extras.
And I was like.
That's crazy.
Yeah.
They were diverse in the whole cast.
But like, no, not extras.
Well, so they're going to reboot Glee.
And then it's all going to be like the Cheerios will all be like body diverse.
I would love that.
They should do that.
Well, not all of them.
But like.
I mean, you could.
But damn. then they're
just pandering they're like everyone is big it is weird for a show like glee it's like that does
kind of pander to not oh for sure no i specifically remember for the female i remember because it was
the year i was doing extra work and it was always like must fit into a size zero two not even for
cheerio but for like everybody in the background yeah i remember that is crazy i know so it can never be me i think i lied a couple times but they still didn't ask me
i was like maybe i could do it maybe i'd squeeze in there
um did you see that karina coughs only fans um salary got leaked doesn't she show it i thought
she leaks it no this is like how much she made i think over the past three years and um she was doing a stream with um what's his name stable
he's in the phase one of the phase planners okay i don't know um and she was like showing him
her like uh only fans money on like her phone and he like said it out loud on
the stream and i don't think she's ever like said it like the whole lump sum before for three years
i remember one time maybe like two years ago she did show it was a couple years ago because i
remember i want to say she made like two million a month or something like that how much do you
think she's made over the three years she made two million a month or something like that. How much do you think she's made over the three years?
I'm bad at math.
If she made $2 million a month in her good year, she's done in three years.
How many months are in three years?
Well, let's just say $20 million.
More.
But that's for one year.
So $60 million.
Oh, yeah.
She made $67 million.
Oh, my God.
If I was good at math, because I was doing 10 months, but if I was doing 12 months, I probably wouldn't.
Actually, wow, I'm actually
so smart. Wow. Yeah, I remember
she showed it. I remember and I was like, wow, that's crazy. She's showing it.
67 million. Yeah.
That's pretty good. What is
she doing with it?
She talked about all the cars that she bought for her family.
She said, I bought my
dad a GMC Denali. i bought my i bought my dad a gmc denali um i bought my stepmom an audi a4 i bought my
brother a honda elantra uh elantra okay and she bought her grandma a jeep grand cherokee
girl what what are you doing with the other 66.5 million dollars
didn't she bought she bought david Dobrik a car because he's struggling.
Of course, because he needs it.
I'm sorry.
I love Karina.
I think she's like literally the most beautiful girl in the world.
But also what?
Like so – why?
Why?
Like I mean seriously, if you're like that rich, like why would you not give half of
it besides the government?
Give half of it to like – I don't know.
Like I said, feeding people, feeding kids.
Yeah.
And she's so like low key
I feel like she's another one
that could like
really be a
a face for like change
I don't know
because she is so pretty
she has like
the male
like the straight male audience
like
by their nuts
so I feel like she literally
could do
so much
like
good
and you think if she was
she would talk about it
because if she's talking about
buying a Hyundai you think she would talk about that i'd be like girl that makes me sad
david too it's like you know what he's so evil like if he did some good maybe he could have like
a little bit of a balance you know what i mean but like at least mr beast even if some of it's
fake at least he does a little bit like the well at least the pollution the pollution thing was
real i think he cleaned up the ocean that's pretty good love that you cleaned up the ocean one time didn't you or was that just an art project
it was both okay he did a little clean the save the ocean i love it who was it someone's like
i saw something where it said kim kardashian used her private jet to go get like a hamburger
from like her favorite spot or something yeah and they're like literally like all these people like, you know, drinking out of like
paper straws to save the ocean.
They're like her doing that in one like private jet trip, like sets everyone back like 30
years of them like drinking straws or something like that.
And I'm like, that is so true.
I always think that with Leonardo DiCaprio, suspect number one, where he's so big about
climate change.
And I'm like, okay, but like you literally like fly private jets.
I just don't understand that.
I guess it's like performative, right they don't really feel it yeah even Bill Gates
like he was confronted about it he was like well I do so much so I can do it you know like I'm like
no that's the first thing is like by example I guess that's what Hassan got canceled for not
to bring it back up again the private jet situation but our least favorite out of the
fear and podcast that's why he never talks about you
i keep bringing something up for 2018 i can't forget but i feel like didn't he address it
someone kept asking about the private jet and he's like i don't even know like what was he was
like like i was high on shrooms i didn't even know what was happening somebody offered just
jump on they were flying there anyway so i love that that was your rationale of like
if you got the mcdonald's cup from a garage you're like well it's not even bought they're already gonna take it
might as well just jump on i guess there's logic to that but it's still supporting i'm not a fan
of private jets at all i know so many like tiktokers and youtube not so many but i would
say a handful of people like tiktokers that you would never suspect that have private jets and
you're just like how how do you have that much money yeah and they do and they just be like having private jets all
over the place and i was like okay it's insane to me i only flew private ones because for a job
when i worked with garth brooks randomly wait oh did you tell me about this i think i told you
about this before it might have been was it on here yeah i remember yeah i love garth brooks
he went to san San Francisco from here.
What did he do there?
To launch his Twitter account or something.
And you were like working as his social media person?
For like the day, yeah.
Like freelance.
Well, I'm jealous.
But that was it.
He was very nice.
Can we get him on the pod?
Maybe.
I would love that.
I still know his person, I guess.
He's like the last of the good country stars.
Everyone now is like a racist.
Everyone in country music is like racist, right?
A lot of them, yeah.
Okay, yeah.
A good chunk, yeah.
And people just like tend to like not care.
Wasn't there one that like threw like something out of a window?
Morgan Wallen.
Everyone loves Morgan Wallen.
That's the one I always hear about.
But like isn't he actually chaotic?
Yes.
And problematic in like the worst way currently?
Yes.
Yeah.
Like says the N-word currently and then
throws stuff off of roofs and gets
drunk and then cancels his
tours last minute. But if a woman ever
canceled. Oh my gosh. Like imagine if Ariana Grande
canceled the show like an hour before. Oh yeah.
People would be like canceling her.
They did with Chapel Row and she canceled two shows.
Oh yeah. True. And everyone's like how dare she.
Who does she think she is? This lady's out of control.
And it's like okay. She hates her fans. Yeah. That is so true. But I was like, how dare she? Who does she think she is? This lady's out of control. And I was like, okay.
She hates her fans.
Yeah.
That is so true.
But meanwhile, Morgan Wallen just getting pissed drunk and being like, we love you.
Cancel everything.
Like, oh my God.
The double standard of it all.
I hate it.
Did he apologize?
For the N-word, he did.
But he continued to use it.
Does it count if you continue?
I don't know if he got caught. I mean, at least caught because the other one was like, you know, leaked, but whatever.
But whatever.
Yeah.
It's just like, that's another thing.
Like, I don't know.
I feel like when it's so current and you're old enough to know that you shouldn't be saying
it and you say it.
Right.
Then it's like, how do I believe that you're not secretly?
You know what I mean? Yeah. No, he definitely is in my opinion. Yeah. Same. In my opinion. In my Then it's like, how do I believe that you're not secretly – you know what I mean?
Yeah, no, he definitely is in my opinion.
Yeah, same.
In my opinion.
In my opinion.
No evidence, but –
I know.
Man, his people are just wild.
Yeah, because it's like the apology that people are mad at you, so you apologize.
You know what I mean?
Right, and then it's like, does it count?
Yeah.
It's giving Dave Grohl announcing his fourth baby outside of the marriage.
Yeah.
Why do you think he did that?
Was it like a random Tuesday night too?
It was like so like out of nowhere.
Maybe someone was going to come out with it so he got ahead of it.
That's what I always think when it comes out at weird timing.
It's like maybe someone was like, oh, I'm going to like come out and tell everyone that you have this baby.
Who's blackmailing Dave Grohl?
I know.
Who cares?
Like really?
I was like, okay.
Weird. Anyways. Who's blackmailing Dave Grohl? I know. Who cares? Like, really? I was like, okay. Weird.
Anyways.
He's crusty.
Right?
That way he said it too.
It was just like, out of marriage, I'm going to be a great father, love my wife.
I'm like, no, you don't.
It was so weird.
You embarrassed her.
Yeah.
And I don't believe it's an isolated incident.
That's why I always said, I think every famous person cheats.
And I think everyone can agree now because Dave Grohl's been married for 23 years.
And everyone's like, oh my God, not Dave Grohl. But it's like, I really think like every, everyone, I don every famous person cheats. And I think everyone can agree now because Dave Grohl's been married for 23 years. And everyone's like, oh, my God, not Dave Grohl.
But it's like, I really think like every, everyone.
I don't care how ugly they are.
Like, if you're famous, you're going to cheat.
Yeah.
I really believe it.
And people are like, no, not all.
Not all rock stars.
I'm like, yeah, I kind of believe every rock star.
Adam Levine.
Oh, yeah.
Was that real?
Remember that Sumner?
Were we doing the podcast at the time?
I don't think.
No.
No, we weren't.
It was way before.
That was wild.
It was all over TikTok.
And that one girl was like, was that real?
Yeah.
It was like, damn, your body is amazing or something like that.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
Really?
All the DMs came out.
Right.
But they never actually met.
He just was like sexting.
I think so.
Yeah.
Stupid.
That was crazy.
I don't know what that means.
It gives me the ick though.
It's the same.
But it's crazy.
When I see that, I'm just like, people are so dumb. They're so stupid're so stupid but maybe a girl like so old he doesn't think it's gonna get out
he doesn't know what social media is he's just like in the retirement home he's just like i don't
know he was i don't know against taylor's controversial but he was so nasty about taylor
swift like out of pocket oh what and there's like what'd he say he but saying that she doesn't play
she was making fun of her era store basically he was like because they were playing both in the same i think it was both in london somewhere in the uk whatever it's like
yeah the era store but we play our own instruments here for two hours like unlike taylor swift at the
era store like he was so like nasty about her oh my god like out of nowhere ew i'm glad he's
getting canceled what a stupid thing to say well he's stupid like he's just dumb in general oh my
god it's like a whole like again like there's, he's stupid. Like, he's just dumb in general. Oh, my God. There's, like, a whole, like, again, like, there's, like, fair criticism for Taylor,
but that was just so, like, out of, it was just not true.
I was more like an old man, like, coming for this, like, young girl, and that's, like,
selling out, like, for three years straight.
Like, you're such a weirdo.
Yeah, literally the number one tour in the history, actually, so.
How about keep it in your pants?
Let's focus on that, okay?
I know it's hard at your old age, but let's, like, learn how to use a condom.
Like, so crazy.
There's a whole theory about, like, Tay Voodoo because every time someone, like, out of pocket comes out against Taylor, like, they end up falling themselves.
Like, Kanye West, you know, like, Scooter Braun.
Like, everyone left Scooter Braun after the Taylor thing.
They all kind of canceled themselves.
As one of my favorite singers once said, karma's a bitch.
You should have known better.
That should have been
Taylor's song, right?
Doesn't she have a karma song?
Karma is my boyfriend.
Karma is more fierce
than karma is my boyfriend.
I'll give it to JoJo.
Taylor should cover
JoJo's song.
The Demi Lovato documentary
hasn't come out yet.
I think it's next.
Oh, the child star thing?
Yeah, I want to see
JoJo's episode.
Or I guess it's all together. I don't know. I would love to see it too. JoJo star thing? Yeah. I want to see JoJo's episode. Or I guess it's all
together.
I don't know.
I would love to see it too.
JoJo, if you want to come
on the podcast,
let me know.
We're banned from
JoJo Siwa now, but.
Are we?
You think the time
has passed?
Oh, a month.
Yeah.
I'm sure she did it
for the clicks and the views.
It's just a key.
I won't ask about Colleen
if you want to come on.
I can say we won't talk about that if that's what you want. Everything else I need to talk about, I need to know because I don't give't ask about Colleen if you want to come on I can say we won't talk about that
if that's what you want
everything else
I need to talk about
I need to know
because I don't give a
about Colleen anymore
I want to know about you
you know
that'd be great
I would love her on
seriously
I do want to hear her story
like what she has to say
or do you think she'll be like
I loved my life as a child star
this is who
what made me
I don't know
that's why I'm so curious
about like
because Demi has made it
so clear that like even if she has a child like she wouldn't want them to be like in the
industry because she has so much trauma from it and like allison stoner also has talked about like
her trauma for or their trauma for um being a child star like everyone else has maybe not i
don't know if raven has said that much maybe I don't know. But like – She doesn't really talk like in depth about it.
So I don't know if JoJo's would be like relatable to them or if she – I don't know.
I'm interested to see what she would say.
She's the only one that's like, I love it.
Love it.
All my kids, Freddy, Eddie, Teddy, they're all going to be stars.
And maybe – I mean there's some people I think like Brenda Song.
She talked recently about like how she had great parents and she loved like growing up
and how hers was very different than Macaulay's.
So I feel like there might be some – like maybe like Hilary Duff seems to be well-adjusted.
Or even like Miranda Cosgrove.
Like the difference between like Miranda and like Jeanette.
It's like it's so – I guess it just like family plays a big role.
There's so many other factors that like –
Technically Ariana Grande too, right?
Yeah, true.
Yeah.
Like her mom is like very much involved with like her career since she was like – even like before Victoria.
So I think family is such a big part of like what makes or breaks like that kind of child star situation.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I agree.
I can't wait to watch it.
It comes out this week.
I think so, yeah.
Love it.
I think Demi made a new song for it too.
I actually love Demi.
I feel like she has been the butt of
too many jokes but she's so talented and like i i never said that like usually talented people
don't get like the like the butt of the jokes because usually when you're talented it's like
okay but they're like a phenomenal singer it's usually people who like you know are just whatever
like mess the jojo or something you know but it's like demi's so good so i'm always shocked when
people make fun of her yeah because i mean, I mean, she's so successful.
She's a great singer.
Good actress as well.
Probably because she gets interviews.
That's why Sabrina doesn't do it.
Like, I feel like when you give people something to make fun of, like the bro-yo.
That's true.
You know?
And maybe, like, Sabrina has these thoughts too.
But we'll never know because she doesn't do interviews.
You're so right.
Was it Demi who tweeted something about, like, I can't remember if it was Demi.
Oh, yeah. Demi tweeted something about, like, I can't remember if it was Demi. Oh, yeah.
Demi tweeted something about, like, she was mad about, like, something on a plane.
She's like, I'm going to blow this up.
And then she's like, oh, my God, that was the wrong twist of words.
I'm so sorry.
Instead of deleting, she just did, like, a little add.
She did, like, a follow-up tweet.
I love her.
I do love her.
I think there's something fun about someone who just, like,
like, speaks, like, so,
like, I'm very useful to him.
Seth was on mine. Apologize later.
You know, I'm just gonna give it to you real. It's just,
like, refreshing, because people are so polished, like,
Beyonce, like, this, you know, like, I just feel like
it's nice to have someone that's a little bit of a hot mess.
I feel like everyone is a hot mess. Like, some people just,
like, Britney, too, like, she's, like, posting these Instagram stories,
and probably a lot of people have the thought
like why is she making out with an alien?
But Brittany is real and she says it.
She's like I was kind of confused about that.
I was like me too, Brittany.
Because what?
But as we all were, she's saying what we're all saying.
Even you said that.
Like I don't know why I was an alien, you know?
It doesn't really go with like the story or like the music video or anything.
It was just a creative choice.
Yeah. And Brittany said what we all feel. Like definitely me too. You know? And I like people like that too. story no or like the music video anything it was just yeah a creative choice yeah and britney said
what we all feel like that me too you know and i like i like people like that too and i think we're
losing that breed of people i know and like that's what makes like entertainment and pop culture fun
you know what i mean like everyone being so like pr savvy that's why i think chapel is so fierce
because like she just goes i don't know like not me
I'm sure if she asked
her brother sister
that would have been like
don't do that
but she didn't
she just went for it
no she's like
I'm doing this
it doesn't count
I love that too
and I love like
even though people
have been giving her
like backlash
she still like
is being herself
and going for it
and I'm just like
people just can't
handle someone
like when they're real
it's like as she should
setting boundaries
everyone should do
but people are so scared
because of this
and like I don't know
people just don't like
to see someone like take charge of themselves yeah and have like
say over the like careers and the like body i don't know or her being like i've been here for
10 years everyone's like oh my god who does she think she is like no but she has like she's
literally been like busting her butt like now now you're just that's how i'm gonna feel when i'm 40
i've been here like why is this just happening now?
What?
I should have 20 of these.
That's going to be me.
Because absolutely.
Ashley should.
It's like, yeah.
That's my favorite part about Nick Acato when he called everyone ants.
Like, he's like, y'all have been ants.
Racked the ants.
There it is.
He sees us as all the ants going to the waffle.
I'm always two steps ahead.
Yeah.
He's slayed.
He's slayed.
Nick Acato, I'd love you on.
Jojo Siwa, I would love you on.
And Ariana Grande, I'd love you on.
Podcast.
Who do you want on?
Go ahead.
Oh, my God.
Who am I?
I have to figure out my dream guest.
Not Hassan.
We don't want you.
Not Hassan.
Cutie and Austin.
And then he's going to have such FOMO because it's going to be Cutie and Austin and we're
going to have such a fun time.
I love that.
And Hassan's going to be so jealous.
Okay, okay.
Yeah.
Never you, Hassan.
Well, not never.
Not never.
Definitely not Jonathan Bailey.
I'll take everyone in Wicked but him.
The whole cast can come.
Cat's Eye.
Maybe Off.
Oh, Cat's Eye. Yeah. Cat's eye. Maybe all six of them?
Oh, cat's eye.
Yeah.
Cat's eye.
We have to figure that out.
Oh my, there's so many of them.
We'll maybe, I don't know, do them all individually.
We have to figure that out.
Yeah.
I don't know.
They could all fit on that pink chair maybe.
They're all so teeny.
Just stack them on there.
We have a big pink couch upstairs.
We just have to build a bigger set.
Maybe we could build it in there.
We could build a big, maybe it's not a lottery.
I could build a bigger set. I would build a bigger set. Maybe we could build it in there. Maybe China won the lottery. I could build a bigger set.
I would build a bigger set if I won the lottery
and then I would also feed the kids bolognese.
While they're watching Just Trish.
What was the other thing I was going to feed them? Remember I was like,
oh, this is the other thing we should feed them. There was something recently.
Or was it just the bolognese?
Remember? You said
Buga de Papo for a while. You were going to buy Buga de Papo.
Hopefully they're still around, but yeah, I would love to.
I think you started with pasta, but then we said bolognese so they get some meat too. Yeah, definitely. Hopefully they're still around. But yeah, I would love to. I think he started with
like pasta,
but then we said bolognese
so they get some meat too.
Yeah, but there was
something else
I was going to feed them.
I can't remember.
I guess it's like
with the bolognese,
but there was something else.
Maybe it was a dessert,
like a cookie or something.
I know.
Dang, I wish I could remember,
but we'll get there
when we cross that bridge.
Garlic bread.
They can come to the gays
and garlic bread.
We feed the children
and the gays and garlic bread we feed the children and the gays
but the garlic bread
will happen
and yeah
the bolognese could happen too
I just don't know how to do it
so if there is an organization
that could help me
I would just do it now
I just don't know how to
get there
get that much bolognese
yeah
that all they could do
is just how do you get it
to the people
to the people
yeah
yeah
drop little care packages something I'll give it, just how do you get it to the people? Oh, to the people? Yeah. Yeah. Oh, figure it out.
Drop little care packages.
Something.
I'll give it to them personally, too.
I don't know.
I don't know. I don't know the logistics, but we'll figure it out.
We'll get there.
Yeah.
So those are our dream guests we're inviting on.
Yeah.
Manifesting.
Manifesting.
I think it works.
Maybe.
You're going to – I didn't even tell you about this.
I do have a good tease.
Oh, what is it?
James Charles reached out to me.
Oh, my God.
I'm scared.
I'm scared.
Oh, my God.
Yeah, I got nervous.
Did he respond?
Yeah.
No.
Oscar.
One thing about Oscar is he's going to respond to a DM.
I know it's about you.
Most of the time, no.
I feel like you do
I'm like did you
did you
you're like oh yeah
I did
of course
I'm very much like
never message
don't look
don't even open it
oh my god
are you gonna reveal
on Patreon
sure
wasn't
no I'll say
it was really juicy
to really get the
did he ask you out on a date
no
he knows you're taken
not that James Charles
would do that.
I'm just saying.
Yeah, I'm not really his type either.
Maybe.
You look very young today.
You do.
You look rich.
You could be Harry Potter.
Just not Harry.
No comment.
Oh, my God.
That is so funny.
I'm excited for that.
I wish I had something juicy.
What do I have?
Do I have anything juicy?
Oh, I have a little bit of, I could probably share that.
The little bit of my Tana, Tana talked about something recently on Cancel that I have like
a connection to.
Oh, yay.
That I was like, oh, good thing that I didn't do that.
Like maybe, I can say that, right?
I could probably say like a little bit of what it was or not.
Maybe not.
I'm scared.
Maybe I shouldn't.
Well, now I want to know.
Okay, maybe.
Subscribe to Patreon.
It'll find out.
Keep it behind a paywall. I wish you could really lock it, like encrypt
it where no one could even like screen record. Like if they
had a phone, it would just be blank, you know?
It's so annoying.
Okay. Well, anyways, we're going to spill
all the tea on Patreon.
Go to patreon.com slash justtrish.
We do bonus videos.
What is that? A secret
letter. We'll read one. What is that? A secret letter. We'll read one.
What is that?
A handwritten letter by
a child. What is that?
Who is it? Who wrote it?
It's from a fan of the show. We'll read it on Patreon.
Wait, did you read it? Should we?
Maybe it's personal.
Where did they come from?
How did it get here?
In the mail.
Oh, no.
Well, let's not encourage that, but okay.
All right.
We all have juicy topics coming.
Go to patreon.com slash justtrish.
This was a fun little regroup.
No drama.
Nothing crazy happening, which is always-
Nothing crazy.
Yeah.
I feel like you kind of missed the drama, the two weeks, which is probably good.
Probably good.
Yeah.
Again, I was very much that girl from TikTok just kicking her feet.
Yeah, on the swing.
That's going to be me one day.
I don't know.
I feel like I wouldn't miss out.
I always feel like I'm missing out.
Even if I'm gone for like a day, I feel like I'm missing out.
But maybe I'll do that.
Do a podcast from Hawaii.
All right.
I love you guys.
And we'll see you on Wednesday for another hot, hot topics.
Because I feel like there's some juiciness coming out soon.
You think?
Yeah.
I feel it.
It's on the horizon.
I know.
Oh.
Oh, no.
I don't.
But I like to manifest it.
Because I know Patricia was right on Monday.
She knew.
I know.
I know nothing.
All right.
Love you guys. That's it. Bye. Bye. Bye I know. I know nothing. All right, love you guys, that's it, bye.