Just Trish - Holly Madison & Tana Mongeau On Their FAMOUS Exes & Getting BANNED From Vegas
Episode Date: November 7, 2024Your favorite threesome is back. Nothing is off limits when Holly Madison and Tana Mongeau join Trisha--from Holly's famous exes to Tana Mongeau getting BANNED from a Las Vegas club. Plus, Trish and T...ana tease an exciting new project together. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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These guys are right, like he has such a bad reputation in this town that they literally made a PSA.
But he's...
I feel like I should have had to pay for that.
That was so iconic.
And...
Was the pupper at the inside Disneyland?
Yeah.
No!
Not having to buy the Fast Pass for the shot.
That's crazy. Her name is Trish, she's got the fish and all the gossips
Filthy, rich, pretty, and pink
Hot topic queen and says what everybody thinks
She's just Trish
Yay!
Hey guys, welcome back to Just Trish
Today, we're keeping spooky October going into spooky November.
I love that.
Yeah, we're just costumes all the time.
I want to cosplay literally year-round with you guys, so like, I love that.
We're here with Tana Mongeau and Holly Pattinson.
It was so surreal to see you guys sitting across from me in the platinum blonde wigs.
I feel like, I hate to do the reference, but like Girls Next Door. I feel like we're Girls Next Door, but like
2024. But just literally 2024.
It's crazy. Oh my god, it's so fun.
I actually have so much fun. We've been together for like literally
like eight hours. We're so hardworking,
first of all. Whoever says influencers
aren't hardworking didn't see us today.
We really were hustling the
TikToks, the photo shoots, the
podcast. We have been. It's been a content
day. It's been so good. We've got so much done. Thank you guys for doing the podcast. I kind of snuck the podcast in because we were already been a content day and it's got so much done
thank you guys for doing the podcast i kind of snuck the podcast in because we were already
glamming and stuff and i was kind of like do you guys want to just like casually do the podcast
always down though always down to come sit on this couch oh my gosh okay so oh my god there's
so much to talk about there's so much where do we begin we're gonna talk about everything i know
like what did we talk who did we talk about today? I feel like we've been pretty good.
I feel like there's been no drama.
No, today was like, we were, first of all, I think that we were Disney princesses today.
And I've obviously never been a Disney princess.
So, like, I just got into character.
I felt so wholesome.
Well, technically, we weren't Disney princesses today.
We were Disney characters.
They're not technically princesses.
The bimbo, the bimbes.
The bimbes.
You've never seen, Tana's never seen a Disney princess
movie.
Yeah.
I don't think so.
I have like one memory of watching like Ariel on like VHS or something, but yeah, the lack
of childhood.
I need to get into it.
I've been just like, do I wait till I have kids?
But like today made me want to watch, uh, is it beauty and the beast?
Yeah.
That's what we were from.
Yeah.
I'm definitely more beast coded, but have you any guesses what it would be about without
seeing it oh my god is she the same as sleeping beauty in the sense of what beauty from beauty
and the beast the sleeping girl no no it's a good relation but no oh i didn't know that until right
now i was like oh she was asleep and the beast was mad it sounds like every relationship i've
ever been in um oh my god, I don't know.
That's got a T. That'd be a good one.
Oh, I think she falls in love with the guy and then he turns
into a beast. Oh, close.
Or the beast and then he turns into a guy.
Oh my god, that's what I was hoping for when I would date
ugly. It's like, can you turn into...
Like maybe you're a prince
now. Yeah, like oh my god, that's
crazy. I need to watch it though. I do. Yeah, it's so good.
Especially sitting next to the Disney queen being like like i've never seen a disney movie it's like this is
embarrassing she's like the real life bell from beauty and the beast because technically bell
kind of has like stockholm syndrome she's kind of like falls in love with her captor and the captain
and then that's kind of holly when she was in the no hef used to tell me he reminded me of bell from
beauty and the beast wait really oh my god and you were like, huh. Yeah, so that makes you
the Beast. Stop.
No, it definitely is that vibe. It is kind of
crazy to actually think, because you did fall in love
with him. Totally. But he's like, when you,
because we were talking about it today, we just asked a million questions to Holly about
Playboy all the time, but I'm always just like so fascinated.
I'm like, god, he does sound like an actual
monster, like, that they do not show. Like, the way
you're like, he yelled, and we're like, how does he yell?
He's like so, like, old and frail. I felt like frail yeah i feel like if he yelled he would just like zap out
and like you know like spontaneously combust yeah let me not finish my sentence that was a good
ending to the sentence but it's just holly you just have so much lore you've lived so many lives
and i've like watched so many of them as a fan so it's like it's so cool like to just get to like
talk to you like i don't know dude know, dude, I'm so embarrassing.
It was full circle because then I came to your show.
Yeah, it was so, it was so crazy having both of you at the canceled live shows.
Cause it was like, obviously just mother queen, the fans, we needed a medic when Trisha walked
out and just like for like literally people having a heart attack.
But Holly as well, like growing up, I just always wanted to go to your peep show but i was like 13 and i couldn't go but you had a show on
the strip while i was like in middle school and i just wanted to go so bad says everything about me
to this day so you like saw her on like the billboard the like electronic vocal billboard
that's yes i would always see her at the because it was at the palms right no it was at planet
hollywood highwood yes it was so long ago that most of the billboards weren't even electronic
they were just static. Really?
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
That's actually even more cool, though, because then it didn't, like, change all the time.
I remember, and, like, the elevators had your face on them.
And so, like, when they would open.
Yes.
Oh, my God.
They should bring it back.
Totally.
When you had a residency in Vegas, like, what was that like?
It was, like, one of the best times of my life, for sure.
Really? Like, it was so much fun.
Just me and my friends would go out every single night it's like daytime would be either like filming my tv show or it would be just going
to different events and like step and repeats and stuff and then we do the show and like i'm best
friends with so many people in the cast so it's like the most fun thing to do and then we would
go out to clubs at night and it was just rinse and repeat. What was the club at the time? Like what was the...
I was there like every night
to the point where they would take like photos
and they would put them like up on the website or whatever
and they started captioning it like saying I was
their first lady and I'm like maybe I'm going out a little
too much. Oh my gosh.
Such a fun club though. I'm banned from
it for life and I'm so sad.
What happened? Oh my god.
I've been banned from the Wynn twice. All Wynn properties. Oh, is this the Wynn? Yeah. Oh, boosh. I never stayed. It'm so sad. What happened? Oh my god. I've been banned from the Wynn twice.
All Wynn properties. Oh, is this the Wynn? Yeah. Oh, boosh. I never stayed.
It looks so fancy. You would love it. The beds there. The fact that I'll
never sleep in that bed again actually haunts me. But you're banned? Yeah.
What'd you do? We have to get you back in. Holly, what are you banned for?
She has the key to Vegas. If anyone could do it,
it really is you. Stop. Everyone always tells me this though and then
they try and then the Wynn says no and it just doesn't happen. Are you friends with his nephew though? Uh-huh. And you can do it, it really is you. Stop. Everyone always tells me this, though, and then they try, and then the wind says no,
and it just, like, doesn't happen.
Are you friends with his nephew, though?
Uh-huh.
And you can do it?
Well, because the winds don't own the wind anymore.
Oh.
Yeah.
Oh, I've gone deep in this lore, don't you?
Trust me.
Head of wind security called me a criminal and a bozo.
With what?
And a bozo.
A bozo.
Oh, imagine me.
I was like, God damn.
Wait, but what happened?
I've talked about it a lot online so i
don't i don't know if you want me to like bore you with it i mean just like very tana at her worst
like how old are you um i got banned for the first time when i was 21 for underage drinking
they waited till i turned 21 and they were like happy 21st here's screenshots of all the times
you were here underage you're banned and then they unbanned me so graciously and then i i mean essentially my ex
just like brought drugs in with me and then they kicked me out and i didn't know that's not your
fault yeah but like they already didn't like you so they're like okay yeah no but they were he also
like put stuff i just sound like i'm lying dude i sound like i'm lying that's why i hate saying it
but like he put stuff in my purse like it sounds like i'm lying but i would just i would tell you
if i feel like that happens a lot you always hear about the girl from being like i didn't know it I hate saying it. But like he put stuff in my purse. Like it sounds like I'm lying. But I would just, I would tell you.
I feel like that happens a lot.
You always hear about the girl from being like, I didn't know it was in my purse.
Like they just stick it in there.
It was the Balenciaga with the little like key chain pouch attached to it. So I didn't check the pouch.
And then he was like, yeah, I put my drugs in there.
And I was like.
You didn't get arrested.
You just got banned.
Yeah.
That's good though.
At least you didn't get like arrested.
I know.
But I do want a new mugshot.
Wait, did you have, is that one real?
The one that's out there?
Yeah.
Wait, what did you get arrested for?
At Coachella for underage drinking.
Oh, no.
But was it like Coachella arrested, not like police arrest?
Yeah, not police, like Coachella jail.
But Coachella jail was scary.
Wait, what is the Coachella jail?
Yeah.
Is that like the Disneyland jail?
Yes, kind of.
Well, Disneyland jail is probably actually scarier.
Disneyland has a jail?
Yeah, well, unofficial.
It's like behind the scenes.
It's just like a room they put people in.
For what?
Like being drunk or what?
They do something messed up at the park, I guess.
And they just keep them in there for how long?
I guess until like law enforcement can come take them away.
Oh, I see.
They like detain them.
I'm not really sure.
I've never been there, but it's a legend.
That's like Mickey Mouse arresting you.
Like, whoo.
Is that the Mickey Mouse voice?
You have a dog from Pirates of the Caribbean sitting outside with the keys.
Wait, actually?
No, but that would be cool. Okay, that would be so cool. That would be so funny. Oh, my God. is that the Mickey Mouse voice you have the dog from Pirates of the Caribbean sitting outside with the keys wait actually no but
that would be so
that would be so funny
oh my god
well we have to get you
unbanned
we need to go to Disneyland
we really do
and you
so you just went right
and we both were there
the next day
a day apart
yeah
I literally sat on your
close friend's door
I should have posted
on my close friend's
so I can see who else
is there at the same time
because I never want to
post while I'm there
but I'm always like
I should go on my
close friend's
to see who's there because everybody happened to be there it's so much fun wait am I on your close friends so I can see who else is there at the same time. Because I never want to post while I'm there, but I'm always like, I should go on my close friends to see who's there.
Because everybody happens to be there.
It's so much fun.
Wait, am I on your close friends?
Yeah, I think so.
You know what?
I switch it up.
It depends on what I'm asking for.
You're like, not me.
You're like, let me.
Sometimes it's like, oh, I'm looking for a housekeeper in the area or something.
So I do it.
Or if I'm looking for influencer friends and I do it.
So I kind of change it up.
It's actually like six people.
That's so fun.
Yeah.
That's so fun. I never so fun but um disney's everything and if you haven't been in eight years
which i feel like holly is the one to go with i something like that the last time i've only been
to disneyland twice um once when i was a child and then once the day after tana con and then i
immediately left i was like bad decision take the mouse years off after tana con because we were in
anaheim and it was like all paid for and was like, just go. And then I got there and I was like,
no, I have to go figure out
TanaCon. Was the disaster
already happened? People knew it was a disaster or
was it pending?
It was forming.
It wasn't a big snowball, but it was
snowballing in that moment.
I was like, I don't need to be
at Disneyland. Well, do TanaCon
part two and then we'll go to Disneyland after, and you get a redemption.
We need a TrishaCon.
TrishaCon would be so good.
I don't know if anybody would come to TrishaCon.
Stop!
When I went to your show, and I'm like, I texted you, I'm like, I know people tell you
this, but when they show the little clip of you at the beginning, the crowd loses their
force.
That's how we gauge if a crowd's good or bad, how loud they yell for you.
It made me feel more confident when you texted me that because like i honestly when you talk i remember when
you called me i was like i really want to i'm like i honestly don't know because i just was
like i don't want to flop like people like don't care you would never do that it's so funny because
i've said this on this podcast a bunch how like they all wear the just trish shirts and stuff
and she's like i don't believe you it felt so validating to see you walk out and someone hold
up a just trish shirt. I was like, sick.
That was wild.
That was cool.
That was so much fun.
I was like super hyped.
Now I'm like so delusional.
I'm like, let me do a whole Christmas tour.
No, it's so fun.
It's going to be so amazing.
I'm going to come in like full prosthetics as a fan.
Like I want to.
Come as yourself.
People want to see you.
But I can't take the shine away.
Like this is Trisha Paytas live show.
Who knows when you'll.
No, that enhances the show.
I feel like who knows when you'll do one again.
Like I just.
Yeah, I don't know. This is kind of crazy for me to be like, I'm who knows when you'll do one again. Like I just. Yeah.
I don't know.
This is kind of crazy for me to be like I'm going to do this whole tour in December.
It's kind of wild.
Merry Trishmas.
Merry Trishmas.
All Christmas music.
Like it's going to be so so good.
I'm excited.
I'm super excited.
So exciting.
Your energy amazes me just how much you do.
Like all the TikToks you do and all the podcasting and everything.
And now you're doing a live show.
I feel like I'm like can do all that because like of Moses. I feel like if i like was by myself i like definitely could not do it he's
so sweet i always thank him when i'm on the way to anything i was on the way to like the wicked
screening and i was like crying i'm like thank you so much for like watching your kids because
i wanted a family but also i still want to do this so it's like it's hard to do both and so
i'm like god i really have it all now and it was like you really just do have it all you guys are
so sweet but like you you were here a year ago and you had just started dating Makoa.
So now you're like a year.
Almost a year.
Yeah.
We're like 11 months in to dating, which is crazy.
You were like one of the very first people to support me and my wholesome relationship. And I just like, I knew he was like the one, you know?
And it's like, I felt like when you know me, like every week at that point in my life,
I'm like, I found the one.
And it's like you know but
you were like yes and it's no it felt so real and you disclosed something that I did not know I felt
like last time you were here you talked about like you didn't want kids but you're like no I want like
seven kids no I want kids I'm just so scared to be pregnant you guys are saying it's like a dream
yeah you said the most like poetic thing today what did you say well when I was pregnant I just
felt like it was one of the best times in my life and I just felt like I was I didn't feel like desperate to be like
accomplishing anything like I usually do or like I needed to be anywhere else I just felt like this
is exactly what I'm supposed to be I'm doing exactly what I'm supposed to be doing like they
always say life is a journey and not a destination but I felt like I was at the destination that is
so sweet you added more poetic that was beautiful but that's like perfectly sad
and it's not to like convince you to be pregnant but i felt the same way like i really didn't think
i would do well in pregnancy just because like i'm not like the healthiest as far as like walking
exercising eating right and stuff but it just was like yeah i felt so i don't know you just feel
like you have to slow down like it makes you slow down a little bit but like in a good way because
obviously you like you hustle hustle like you're going somewhere after this you know what i mean
and you're like go to vegas like it's just like always non-stop so, hustle. Like you're going somewhere after this. You know what I mean? And you're like go to Vegas. It's just like always nonstop.
So I feel like when you're pregnant, you can still do it.
I would love that.
I would love like nine months.
No, I would be such a bitch.
I would be on bed rest for nine months.
I would be like, Makoa, you have to go pee for me.
Figure it out.
But that's kind of fun too to just kind of like because people do cater to you.
I guess that's why I like being pregnant because it was like people really do like, oh, she's pregnant.
And it's so magical, obviously, to like grow your baby in in you but i'm just so scared that i would feel like a
kick or something and lose it yeah it doesn't feel that weird though do you think what is it
can you try to can you try to give me like an analogy i mean it's it's it's kind of vague like
feels like that kind of yeah it really doesn't feel like somebody's like kicking your insides
out with a high heel or anything it feels very vague like when I was younger I used to think
that it would feel so foreign and weird to be pregnant but you almost like you don't forget
it's there but kind of it's just it's so natural feeling you know yeah and then you both just like
gave birth like you picked up a latte like it's like you guys make it seem like you just like
you were doing like three days after you gave birth section both time i didn't choose it the
first time the second time i chose the c-section and it literally took me 10 minutes to deliver
the baby it was actually like great i know i know c-sections are hard for a lot of people mine was
like actually so easy and i just was like i could have five more babies this way so it was yeah but
i wanted to push i wanted to push and i did push for like three hours and it was just like stuck
but the way you were describing it with your epidural, I was like, God, it does sound
great.
Because you do go numb.
I did get the epidural and you don't feel anything.
So everything does stop.
And it is kind of a great feeling.
And you're just like breathing and normal and like not freaking out.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I mean, they coach you along.
They tell you to like push and stuff.
I don't know.
I mean, never say never to anything.
You know what I mean?
Anything I ever have my mind made up on, I like change mind a week later so who knows no but I love that you
were like I think like adoption and like all that stuff like that like that's so I do think
adoption's so beautiful and I like love like even just like Angelina Jolie and her like 19 adopted
kids I'm like god I want that to be me so bad your story was so cute because you said you felt like
adopted by Amari's parents yeah so I'm like that's actually like such a good like reason. Cause you know how it feels like
you're taken in by like a family. And they just like saved me. They saved my life, you know? So
I think it would be definitely so cool to like save some kids who like, you know, don't have
it. Like the world feels overpopulated anyway. We don't need mini Tana Mongeau's running around.
It's quite good that they don't have my genetics, you know? We were like looking into adoption,
like, cause I didn't think I would be able to get pregnant and I never froze my eggs.
Like, I mean, I guess it could have been possible. I just didn't, I didn't know that path at all.
And we, we were like looking into it cause I just like how to start. I was like literally
Googling like how to adopt. Like, I don't even know like how you start. Um, but it is pretty,
pretty cool. And like, it's, it's neat to be able to do that. But you also have to pass a bunch of
criteria, you know, they'd probably ask me questions and they'd be like, well, different
countries are a little looser on the guidelines i found out because some don't
let you adopt if you have like a mental illness you know what i mean so i did and i was like okay
but then some do and like yeah i mean it's definitely complicated but oh my god that is
crazy it's probably a good thing because then remember that one youtuber who like adopted a
kid and like sent it back yes what terrifying yes somebody adopted a child and then he had um
they asked in their adoption that they wanted a child with special needs.
They're like, we were able to take care of it.
And I think it was a boy from China.
They had the boy for two years in the vlogs and they basically sent him back after two years.
Because if you really think about it, we do kind of know a lot of people like that, like, or have in life who would do that.
Oh, yeah.
Like, it's, like, people are f***ed up, especially in L.A.
You know Nikki Philpie?
Yes.
She went out.
She was going to adopt from Thailand, I believe.
And she goes, we were going to adopt.
We had it all set up.
But then they told us we couldn't film the baby for the first year.
So we said no.
I saw that.
And I was like, is that wild?
And she's, like, a big YouTuber that's been around for a while.
I was like, why would you?
So many things people just need to, and this is rich coming from me, but like leave in the drafts.
You're telling me you filmed that, you said it, you edited it, you watched it, and you pressed upload.
There wasn't a thought.
They're also the ones that unaligned their dog for biting their child.
Yeah, and they said it.
Basically, the husband took the dog in the back and basically like pew-pewed it in its head its head, basically, which is, like, crazy, yeah. And then they talked about it.
I was like, why would you talk about it? It's, like, for biting your son, like. Oh, that's awful.
And they had this dog for a soul, anyways. That's the whole thing. That's, like, diabolical.
That's, like, sociopath, psychopath behavior. I know, and then she's, like, just making vlogs, like,
normal. I was like, okay, that, like, deserves cancellation. Like, you're, like, gonna adopt a child, but they can't be filmed,
so you're like, no. That's so, like, cancellation like you're like gonna adopt a child but they can't be filmed so you're like no that's so like oh my god like your child is like
a sunny angel or something it's like it's like a little tear up yeah like do you know what sunny
angels are no what are they you would love them you're so sunny angel coded I like them but it
was I think they're so cute so they're like these little like you can get the grippers that go on
like someone's phone how do you do you have one or no? I don't have one.
Okay.
I wanted to get one, but the, but.
That's just funny.
Like you assuming I had one maybe.
Well, because you said Sunny Angel like just on Out About It this week.
Because I was at Fashion Nova and they had the little like, all these people had these little cherub angels on their phones.
And they're really cute from like the outside because they kind of peek over.
But then you turn around and they're like, their butts are kind of exposed.
But I mean, I guess it's a cherub angel, but I'm like, I don't know.
I wanted to get one, but I'm like, it's kind of weird, I guess,
to have a little baby.
I guess it's cute.
People are obsessed with them, like paying thousands of dollars
and they make little rooms for them in their house.
I'm like, I wish I had free time like that.
What do you mean your sunny angel has a jacuzzi?
Like, girl, what?
I do.
I did want to get a sunny angel,
but I wish they had them with little undies on just to feel more.
Yeah, like a diaper.
Yeah, like something cute.
We could make little shorts for one for you.
That's true.
Just a little fuzz or something like that.
Yeah, that's cute.
That would actually be really cute.
I bet everyone's going for Sunny Angels for Halloween.
Yeah.
Just their little butts out and stuff like that.
People are so creative this year, like more than ever.
Your costume you told me about the Chapel Rowan passenger seat was so good.
I was dying.
I saw someone be Chapel Rowan and then the guy was, you know how she has that song, it's like knee deep in the passenger seat was so good i was dying i saw someone be chapel road and then the the guy
was you know how she has that song it's like knee deep in the passenger seat he's literally a
passenger seat like seat belt and all i was like this is so wait that's just why i love the gays
i know the gay twitter is kind of everything like what do you mean you're princess diana and the
beanie baby you know what i mean like it's like so good so good that's a song knee deep in the
passenger seat what does that mean is it sexual yeah sexual? Yeah, and you're eating me out.
Like saying like somebody's on their knees.
But I don't know, knee deep, I don't know if it means the person down here is on their knees.
Or like she's like, I'm like I said you're on the knees.
I think it means the person.
That's what I think too, but it's like.
I didn't know the lyrics like that.
I know that like, you need like a Maybach for that, Trisha.
You could do it.
You and Moses.
That's what we do.
We go knee deep.
The Maybach is actually kind of shallow compared to like the back.
The back is more long.
Really?
I've never been in your Maybach.
I need to like go for a spin.
It's kind of fun.
It's kind of comfy.
It's cozy.
It's a good car.
So Halloween outfits.
Well, Halloween has passed by now.
What are you guys being for Halloween?
I'm so basic. I'm just trick-or-treating with my kids. So I have my Dallas, Halloween has passed by now. What are you guys being for Halloween? I'm so basic.
I'm just trick-or-treating with my kids.
So I have my Dallas Cowboy cheerleader costume.
That's not basic.
That's literally so hot.
It's surprisingly comfortable, though, because you get to wear tights.
There's like a little tie thing that comes down over the stomach.
And I got the cowboy boots and everything.
I love that that's your comfort.
Yeah.
You're like so cozy.
You're wearing like a onesie.
Like a unicorn onesie.
Oh, my God.
Literally.
But that's so good. Like, you are the Dallas Cowboy cheerleader. Like, you're such a blonde onesie. Like a unicorn onesie. Oh my God. Literally. But that's so good.
Like you are the Dallas Cowboys cheerleader.
Like you're such a blonde hottie.
Like you.
Oh my God.
Did you ever try out?
No.
I'm not that good of a dancer.
Really?
It just would have never occurred to me, I don't think, to like go to Texas.
You did Dancing with the Stars though.
Yeah.
Which is like.
Oh my God.
I didn't even know that.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Isn't that crazy?
It was like season eight a long time ago.
Was it so hard?
It was really hard, but I super got in shape and it was
so much fun like you get to go in every week and you go there's this guy named randall who does all
the costumes and you and your partner kind of collab on what the costumes are gonna look like
and they make you this dream rhinestone costume like you guys both need to go on it's yeah no
it's so crazy to me how like mainstream entertainment industry doesn't
really catch on to like the fan bases that people like you guys have like the fact that like you
haven't been cast in like little shop of horrors on broadway or something is insanity no i i push
for it every day have you ever thought about like has your agent like ever seriously made a deck
where it shows like how many views you get how many podcasts listens here's the video i
made finally yes ca okay yeah that's what like made a sign with them because like the minute we
went in to sign with them they had like a booklet of all my stats i was like oh my god this is like
the most impressive thing i've ever seen so i think now and they did they like pushed for a
little shop of horrors and they're like oh like they said they were like booked up until like
the fall of next year but they're like she's been on our list like so they definitely do try so
shout out ca they definitely try and like chicago i was on the short list for that so fingers crossed it's going to
happen i feel like you're when people keep saying it so i'm like let's keep talking about it you
know maybe you are manifestation queen like it's there's no way in hell it's not gonna happen you
know that i mean i would die because obviously we talked about pamela anderson and her and like
chicago i was like so it was so inspiring because like she was very great in it but she's like not
known to be like a singer and dancer so i was like god if she can do it and she was so inspiring because she was very great in it, but she's not known to be a singer and dancer. So I was like, God, if she can do it.
And she was like 50 when she did it and she looked so good
of course. God, I love her. Her no makeup
stuff has been so inspiring to me
lately. I'm like, I never want to
wet a beauty blender again.
You go no makeup sometimes. You were on here
no makeup one time, right?
Or like light makeup
or something like that. I love no makeup.
Would you go no makeup?
Never.
Like I love that she's doing it.
I think it's so positive.
But I, no.
I just love, I love looking a certain way.
And I just. And the fantasy.
And I just feel like, I mean, like in the early days of Girls Next Door, they were always
kind of like seeing us without makeup.
I feel like everybody's already seen that.
It's not like.
Without makeup?
Really?
Yeah.
Like in the early episodes and like nasty hair and stuff.
So I feel like that's been out there. It's novel for me anymore and i'm like no i want to
i want to keep them i mean you were beautiful that way you walked in today your hair was so
full in the first season oh my god that's so crazy i would not think that yeah i'm so excited to see
pam's new movie though that last show yes okay yeah you were telling us because i didn't know
the backstory for it i just knew it was like oh she's like an aging show girl and it's like she's no longer in the show but like there's like
deepness to it yeah i guess the story is like she's one of the oldest show girls and her show
closes and she kind of doesn't know what she has left and like what's she gonna do and then she
has to like mend her relationship with her adult daughter because she was kind of neglected or
something i think that's the story but it looks so good yeah she was like at all the film festivals
like toronto and stuff like promoting it oh that's iconic and going with no makeup i'm like yes girl i'm a no makeup queen
i never wear makeup if i don't get it done i've never done my makeup i just always go no makeup
so it's so it's just the best feeling in the world obviously but so is serving it's just i mean
they're both fun oh no i love it if i could do my makeup i probably would i just cannot yeah i'm
more laziness i love being full glam but i'm definitely lazy and just it's also like as pamela like she's probably just like i did that go look at it i'm done yeah like you know like i
get that like she is so beautiful but you came in with no makeup and we're all like
you guys are very kind girl no your skin was like insane actually and we're like it was wild i was
like holy right after i walked in full jump, my hair was like green from yesterday because
I was Lady Gaga.
Like eyeliner down my face.
I'm like, hey Trish.
Like an hourly.
No, you look so good.
Holly walked in like a Disney princess.
Can I tell you, like I really did think you'd be more than an hourly.
Like I kind of allotted for it.
So I actually gave, we didn't, I didn't, well I kind of told you this because you're like,
you should just give me a fake time.
And I'm like, I kind of did actually.
So I told Holly, I was like, this is your call time.
I'm telling Tana this is her call time but she'll probably be late but
you actually came earlier than I thought because I thought you'd come after Holly and then when
you got I was like oh she actually came can I just say it's my love language I tell everyone like
when I start getting close with people I say like listen I'll always do my best but my ADHD just
does get the best of me and like I suck sometimes when it comes to timing and I always tell people
like if you love me lie to me about the time I'll never be mad at you for it it's it's purely love and when you did that I was like yeah like oh it
just oh it makes me sad when she's out on the way already it's like oh my gosh so I was like we need
to do this quick glam but it was it was kind of no it's kind of you were actually early like I
said to be like less than an hour I was like wow that was really good and it just it worked out
perfectly today was so great I'm serious I felt like I know I always say this and it's not nice
because I don't mean it but like I felt like a make-a-wish like i don't literally mean that but
like today all day just playing dress up like it was so today was the best day ever it was so much
fun i love like glamming together i think that's like so fun because it's like a bonding moment
like everyone just it's so hair you know and your makeup artist is so slay like she did all of us
like 40 minutes of face and like so fast yeah it's really
quick and we were just like i love being in your glam room so big and everyone crowds around and
like i always like think to myself i leave my body i think like i wish a trisha paid a super fan could
pay for this experience like being in your glam room that'd be fun i should do like a like a
charity auction or something for that you know what i mean like yeah i feel like they have those
you know where you can like bid on like an experience i don't know where someone has that i can get that
opportunity i love people makeovers like i think it's like so much fun like sitting in that room
like bald cap on about to get a wig trisha paytas is spilling tea uber eats is on the way holly
madison walks in like and i'm just sitting there yeah it's so fun it's so good no i actually like
loved it yeah today was fun i think it was like i don't know and then the ghostbuster donuts did you try one oh i haven't yet not yet it's so good we should, I actually loved it. Yeah, today was fun. I think it was like, I don't know. And then the Ghostbuster Donuts.
Did you try one?
Oh, I haven't yet.
Not yet.
They're so good.
We should try one on here.
Oh my God, let's do it.
A live mukbang.
Yes.
Okay, we're dressed as Sabrina Carpenter.
She should also talk about our Sabrina tie-in thoughts.
Sabrina, I'm sorry.
We were saying, you're like, oh, will she comment on this?
And I'm like, I don't think she hates me, but I mean she reposts everyone i don't think i've ever posted i just
love her but if she ever told me don't stop dressing like her i would you know what i mean
i wouldn't want to like i wouldn't want to whatever but i'm like hoping she sees i do
love sabrina but she's like that girl who's your girl of the moment who's my it girl of the moment
mine kind of is sabrina i just am so obsessed with her whole art direction of everything like
i think it's such a skill to be like consistent and be like, okay, my fold-out album is going
to look like this, and my stage looks like this, and every outfit.
And it's just so well done.
I love it.
It's all perfect.
She's like a little doll.
Did you see Taylor Swift bring her out a couple days ago?
And she fake called her, and she came up, and they did the espresso and a Taylor song
mashup.
I was crying.
Yeah, that was kind of iconic.
It was so good. Her branding is so strong. like the espresso and like a Taylor song mashup. I was crying. Yeah, that was kind of iconic.
It was so good. Her branding is so strong, you know,
like just this cute little like sexy,
like but relatable and everyone loves her.
Like I, I do too.
Like I guess she's like everyone this year
just kind of became obsessed with her.
And the music is so good.
Her writing is just like so good.
I don't, I'm trying to think of who my it girl.
I really like Mia Goth.
Do you know who that is?
I love her.
Did you ever see Maxine? No, i just watched maxine like two nights ago you need to tell me about it because
she okay holly was like you need to cosplay her and i'm like but it's scary and gory right i'm
a little nervous to watch it because i get i get like queasy yeah it's scary and gory it's but it's
set in the 80s it's set in hollywood it's such a look i love it and goose yes like i don't know i
was like trish you have to cosplay this you have to get the goose and you have to,
cause she,
I love that look where she has like the pink makeup over her eyes.
Oh my God.
That was like a contender as a Halloween costume.
I wanted to do,
but I just didn't have my shit.
And that's,
that movie is a sequel to her first movie.
It's called X,
right?
And then Pearl is the prequel.
Yeah.
Oh wait,
I haven't seen the prequel actually.
They're already out.
All these movies are already out.
When she's like a,
she's a corn star essentially in like the first ones.
And then some like happens.
And then like eventually she makes it into Hollywood.
Like this, the last one, Maxine, a lot of it like is filmed at Warner, right?
Yeah.
Oh, really?
And so she's running around the set chasing people.
She's a badass.
She's so hot.
I love it.
So Universal Studios.
Oh, that's, yes.
Universal Studios.
That's what I meant.
Do they have a maze for it this year at Horror Nights? They should. I love it. So Universal Studios. Oh, that's it. Yes, Universal Studios. That's what I meant. Do they have a maze for it this
year at Horror Nights? They should. I wonder.
They should. Because I feel like if it's Universal, they probably
would have some tie-in, right? Yeah.
Did you go? I guess I'll find out. No, Bridget
went and she didn't mention that, so I don't think.
Because they have like the weekend. I love the weekend, but they have
like a weekend maze. I'm like, that's so random. Like, why would
they have that? What happens in the weekend
maze? I don't know. Go in it and let me know.
Like Bella Hadid's in the corner and you're like happens in the weekend maze? I don't know. Go in it and let me know. Like Bella Hadid's in the corner
and you're like singing like
find it
finding lights
I don't know.
Like what
that's so funny.
That actually would be everything
that we could do.
Yeah I haven't been to Horror Night
so I just get scared
I get the jump scares.
They have a quiet place
when I heard that was good.
Oh no way
where it's like scary
so I don't know any of these things
but they look good.
The Max scene
I think you could get through
you would just have to close your eyes during some scenes but I look good. The Max scene, I think you could get through.
You would just have to close your eyes during some scenes, but I do that.
I just saw Smile, and I was closing my eyes for half the movie.
The second one, the one that just came out?
It's so good.
Really?
Every influencer is like, are you getting paid to promote it? No, I'm not going to.
I love it.
At all, at all.
I'm smiling in the camera, imagine.
Every influencer is talking about it, and I was like, wow, this must be a really good movie.
I feel like nothing will ever be Scream, movie I feel like never heard of it nothing will ever be scream but like smile feels like
2020 like this generations like
because there's going to be another one with the way it ended
I feel like and like I don't know
this is the second one right the second to it
and the whole plot was like a girl on tour
and I was like getting all scared I was like me
oh really it was really cool
it was really cool what is the
what is the plot she's on tour and what people are
trying to get her?
Yeah, like, essentially the whole thing is, like, people get infected by this demon that,
like, once you see someone die while they're smiling at you, like, you get it.
And then, like, yeah.
That seems real.
Dude, as I was leaving the theater, the janitor, like, looks at me and he, like, did the smile.
And he's like, did you enjoy the movie?
I was like, oh.
Immediately. Oh, my God. And then he asked me if I was Alex Cooper. And you enjoy the movie? I was like, oh my god.
Then he asked me if I was Alex Cooper and I said,
eh, close.
Really? I love that.
I could see it. You should do her cosplay.
That'd be cute.
Stop, that would be fun. I love her.
That would be iconic.
The SNL was so gag.
I know, she sounded just like her.
It was so cool to be Perry down there because I knew you just had Harry Daniels on your podcast and I was just like, oh my god, to be Perry down there is so iconic and so gag. I know. She sounded just like her. It was so cool to be Perry down there because I knew you just had Harry Daniels on your podcast. And I was just like, oh, my God, to be Perry down
there is like so iconic. It's so crazy. You just have to do some crazy something. I don't know.
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A Smith, too. Well, her views, I went to her page the other day, she's like
60 million per TikTok. Damn.
Literally, like the crumble cookie one has 54
million. She did another one that was like 62 million.
Like she's getting crazy views actually.
I was like, that's wild. I will make
gum from scratch.
Like in Chanel tweed.
She's iconic. You know what I was conspiring
the other day just to myself like a weirdo.
Like do you think that she has like producers that are setting up every step of what she's cooking now.
And then she just comes in and then Chanel Tweed and like fake makes it.
That's what I would do.
I'd be so lazy.
I think probably.
I think that's what a lot of those bakers and cooking shows do.
They just have it set up.
And like it probably started with her actually doing it.
And she probably knows everything.
But now she probably, I would assume.
Oh my god, we need to get Rosanna Pensino
on the case. You know she knows. Have you ever baked with her?
I have never baked with her. I shot
Escape the Night with her. Oh,
she's in the news a lot now.
Yeah. She's a hot topic every week.
Yeah, she, I mean she's really
sweet. A lot of people don't know that she's actually like a little
silly crazy fun. She's so
wild. She's so spicy and sassy.
I didn't know that either.
Yeah, because her brand is very brand safe.
But the Mr. Beast, it's been crazy.
I never thought I would see, like I thought I would sooner die before I saw Rosanna Pansino making any expose on anyone.
Like let alone Mr. Beast.
She's going full force.
I'd be scared of Mr. Beast.
So like that's.
No, same.
She said she's getting threats.
I'm like, girl, maybe like. I love her. I support her no her no matter what 100 i love what she's like doing i love it but i'm
like also terrified i'm always like oh my god just like be safe because he's just such a machine and
he has so much money and i think i don't she doesn't seem scared of it but she's like she's
calling out the moldy like like it's actually being taken off shelves right allegedly is or
is it happening they're taking them off they're investigating like these moldy lunch leaves oh my god wild yeah i want to try one i love like processed food like i
probably love it did you what do you think um they were like knockout but if you like lunchables
like you like starbucks sandwiches so you might like it trisha was cooking me today i do love a
crusty starbucks sandwich and i'm like i will eat literal garbage. I'm like, I can't eat it.
Yeah, you can eat Starbucks food.
Just the food, yeah.
Yeah.
The drinks slay.
Yeah.
The drinks slay.
She's going full on.
Yeah, it's crazy.
Did you see Mr. Beast was sending out PR packages this week?
I got one.
I got one too.
Did you?
Listen to this.
Okay, let's tell them the story.
We got the Feastable chocolate.
My kids love Mr. Beast, and so I give it to them.
And they opened it
and there's like
the Feastables chocolate bars
and then they found
like a hundred dollars cash
in the middle
and they were so excited
that's what I was gonna say
the cash
I was like
is this a bribe
is this blood money
is this Mr. Beast blood money
that's so iconic
I'm glad you sent it to you too
because we got it
and I swear
every time we talk about it
on the podcast
the next day one shows up
like a package shows up
because I was saying
oh my god
people are getting money
and then all of a sudden
like where's my money Mr. Beast and we looked at it and we're like oh my god there's like money Next day, one shows up. Like, a package shows up. Because I was saying, oh, my God, people are getting money. And then all of a sudden.
Like, where's my money, Mr. Beast?
And we looked at it, and we're like, oh, my God, there's, like, money.
And I'm like, do we just, like, not talk about it? Is it considered a bribe?
If you're getting paid by Mr. Beast, are you, like, not allowed to talk about it anymore?
Like, we were, like, so.
I was like, where's the fine print on this?
Like, I got really nervous.
And I was like, I guess we.
But can I just say, and I'm like, I'm so sorry to everyone who, like, okay.
Like, Feastables is so good.
Like, the chocolates are, like, actually so good. The chocolates are like actually so good it's like dumb chocolate the peanut butter one okay that's
what I had because we were going to show it tomorrow's podcast I was like can you just like
get that peanut butter one because it's so good it is actually really good like the lunches are
flops for sure but the chocolates are so good yeah I love the Feastables and Makoa can eat like
10 of those in a night it It's so good. I know.
That's like so weird how good it is.
But they didn't seem bothered.
Like Logan Paul and like KSI.
KSI said he like doesn't mind that Rosanna's doing it.
It's like all like their brands are so unique in the sense that it's all marketing and their
ability to just flip that and their diehard like fans.
Like it's like they don't give a.
Like they're buying the lunch.
You know, regardless.
But yeah. Who was the worst person on Escape the lunch, you know, regardless. But, yeah.
I don't know.
Who was the worst person on Escape the Night besides Rosanna?
Not Rosanna, Gabby.
We love Rosanna.
I don't know why I said that, Gabby.
Oh, my God.
We love, I love Rosanna.
That's so hard.
I hate her.
I love her.
Oh, my God.
It's, it's been such a long time that I think anything I could say, whoever the person is,
could be a completely different person now.
Yeah.
Right? I could say whoever the person is could be a completely different person now yeah right and I mean Gabby has since kind of apologized and like I think she was just in a bad spot she did
make me cry on escape the night I'll never forget I like went to the end I'm not it's hard to make
me cry like you know it's crazy yeah you have to but I was also like the first season of that
I was like I don't even I think I was babe like maybe 18 like you know what I mean so I was
just like very new kid on the block and it was all these like OG influencers and they treated me as
such everyone for the most part there there are a couple that didn't I mean I mean Andrea Russett's
always hated me you know what I mean like I just you know I don't know we never really I her and Gabby kind of they
saw the opportunity to like you know and like I don't know but again she's a completely different
person now and like are you coming back for the movie did I see you were like part of that group
what it was like Tila Roe were you there I shot that yes but they're crowdfunding the movie right
so it's like uh I mean if they ever asked me I would do it it's because it's like you
Tana says yes to everything I do say yes to everything well back in the day too because it
was youtube red and the budget like and i wasn't youtube red you know like i was not brand safe so
it was like i would get there and have like my trailer and i'd be like this is like and like the
wardrobe and everything it was cool well they said yes to you joey has come out since and been like we pitch trish every season and youtube's like absolutely cool. Well, they said yes to you. Joey has come out since and been like, we pitch Trish every season.
And YouTube's like, absolutely not.
So at least they said yes to your brand friendliness back then.
That's so funny because they wouldn't now.
But it was just, I mean, even just throughout it, I still wasn't.
Like VidCon, I remember that was the year where my face was all over VidCon on those billboards.
And VidCon still wouldn't let me in.
I was like, my face is on the building, man.
You're like, let me in.
Every other person has a pass, man. My face is on the building man you're like let me every other
person has a pass man my face is on the building but then took that one too far we know how that
goes have you ever flopped ever in your career no there's no way i feel like all the time i think
you've never flopped but i think about everything as a god girls like star was like peaked it like
started at a high then holly's world is like your own show about your life and friends but that got
canceled even though it was like the second highest rated show on the network so that very
much felt like a flop but it was the second highest rated show so why did they cancel it
the reason it happened was because they got a new network president and the new network president
when you get a new president they don't want to just coast off of what the last person did they
want to make their own mark and do their own thing oh wow and they're like we want to get rid of the
playboy show so my spinoff and Kendra's spinoff got canceled,
which kind of sucked
because we weren't like with Playboy anymore.
Playboy was still like taking a cut
and like producing
because that's the way the contracts worked.
But like we weren't living the Playboy life.
So that kind of sucked.
Yeah, it's like such a different show.
I remember when those shows got canceled,
I was devastated.
Yeah.
Devastated.
Let me tell you. Oh god that's that's crazy
though did they ever pitch like a dating show for you um no well I mean when I was going into
Holly's World the producer very much wanted to do like oh you're out dating and stuff like that and
I was single when I did Holly's World so like whoever I was dating at the time would be on the
show but I was never like i
don't like showcasing my personal life really that much so yeah so you're like not because you remember
the time all those like of love shows were so popular oh my god like flavor of love yeah or
like they had daisy of love you know they had like just every person had a dating show oh but you
remember tequila tequila yeah love yeah did she have one too did she have a show? Yeah. Was that what you were talking about?
I don't know.
I just know she was like around in that era.
And now she's like wilding on Twitter.
She's.
Yeah.
She's really.
It's kind of scary now.
But I.
More so from what she says.
It's like kind of like the wild stuff.
She's like super Christian.
I think she's like right wing.
I don't know.
It's crazy.
But she had one.
She was kind of iconic.
She was like the first like queer dating show.
She had boys and girls try to date her.
Oh that's iconic.
Which was like crazy.
Because it was like 2007. You know. Yeah. So it it's such a cool thing but yeah that is that is iconic that
is right did you have a myspace or were you too young no i had a myspace oh you must have been
so i was like eight making my like top eight like being like coding remember like you like called
your page and like oh my god i loved it i was older than that but like still young that's why
i got on youtube because they provided you an html code back in the day like you could like get the
code to embed your videos in there and i was like oh i'm gonna start youtube and that way i can put but like still young. That's why I got on YouTube because they provided you an HTML code back in the day. Like you could like get the code
to embed your videos in there.
And I was like,
oh, I'm going to start YouTube
and then that way I can put on my MySpace
and stuff like that.
It was so cool.
Oh, that's iconic.
But I remember your MySpace,
all the girls next door
had like all the professional photos
and I wanted professional photos so bad.
I was like, they look so cool.
And you could see when they're online.
It's like, wait,
so you're like in the mansion
like typing on MySpace?
Yeah.
That's crazy.
We all had our own MySpaces.
I made Bridget's though. I don't know if she ever really got into it but we were all really like on myspace
i used to find sometimes when i was working at the studio i used to find playmates on there too
like certain people if they started following me i kind of assumed they knew who i was and was like
familiar with the brand if i thought they were pretty enough i'm like oh would you ever want
to try out no way that's so fun i would feel like I had all the power in my hands.
Like, clacking away.
They did a Playboy one.
Do you remember Forbidden?
She was, like, the girls of Cyber Girls
or, I don't know, girls on MySpace.
Do you remember her?
Uh-uh.
She, like, she sadly passed away,
but she was, like, the girl.
She was, like, number one on MySpace.
She had, like, Christina Aguilera,
like, black and white hair.
Oh, I'm going to go down a rabbit hole.
No pun intended tonight.
She was so cool.
And I remember she had to be in Playboy and she was, like, having a forbidden apple in her hand. I thought it was, like, so cool. Oh, that'm going to go down a rabbit hole. No pun intended tonight. She was so cool. And I remember she had to be Playboy.
And she was having a forbidden apple in her hand.
I thought it was so cool.
Oh, that's so iconic.
Yeah.
Oh, my god.
I thought, how did I know?
Oh, my god.
I probably would have tried to cast myself through.
Probably because I was friends with you.
I think I was friends with everybody.
Like, anybody.
I think Sarah Underwood was on there a lot.
Oh, I love Sarah Underwood.
I love her, too.
Where is she at now?
She's in Oregon.
She, on her social media, her and her partner, they
build, like, cabins up in the woods.
It's really cool. I was gonna say Little Hut,
so I'm glad Holly went and talked instead of me.
No, you have to look
because her style now is so
interesting. They're, like, out in the
woods, and they build these really cool cabins.
Oh my god, I haven't, like,
I, like, loved her. And she just seems so, like,
free and happy, and it's so cute. It's such a, like, change of pace for her. Like, I don't like texted I like love her and she just seems so like free and happy it's
and it's so cute it's such a like change of pace for her I feel like I don't know her I'm being
parasocial but it's amazing it's adorable you know I'm always like that's good for her right
you should oh go ahead I'm the worst just I'm the worst at talking over people I'm the worst
ADHD central over here no anytime I do like two I mean two guests are good but I didn't have I'm on someone else's pocket like canceled or anything where it's like two hoes I get so I'm the worst. No, I am too. ADHD central over here. No, anytime I do like two, I mean two guests are good, but anytime
I'm on someone else's pocket, like canceled or anything, where it's like
two hoes, I get so, I'm like, oh my god, I don't know what to
say. I just don't talk at all. Over-stimulated
boots. Yeah, I get so excited.
Are you allowed to talk about your Playboy shoot
or is it too early when this airs? Actually, yeah,
it'll be out. No, I can probably talk about it. I don't know. It doesn't matter.
Yeah, I was like super excited. Okay, yeah.
So, I, it's so cool
because it's like such a different world now. Like when, obviously, we talked about Playboy and that all came out. I was like like, super excited. Okay, yeah. So I – it's so cool because it's, like, such a different world now.
Like, when – obviously, we talked about Playboy and that all came out.
I was like, oh, my God.
Playboy.
Playboy.
And then they kind of transitioned into doing, like, an OF style site.
Like, they had – because I remember they reached out to me, like, a year ago.
And they were like, do you want to, like, do Playboy?
And I was like, yes.
But then it was, like, an OF site.
And I was like, oh, well, I don't really want to do that.
That's exactly what happened to me.
Oh, they asked you to, too.
Yeah.
So they were trying to, like, compete with OF.
And they might still do this. But this was completely separate as far as like they're
not the same team.
But they like, I saw Tar Yami do a Playboy shoot and she was like in the, you know, the
bunny costume.
It was so cute.
I really wanted to be in the bunny costume.
I was in the bunny costume.
I didn't really like ask, but I probably like, well, what's cool now about Playboys?
Because I loved it.
I want to be in Playboys so bad my entire life, but obviously could never because I was never
like tiny.
You know, you have to be like petite.
So now it's like very body inclusive, like gender inclusive.
It's going to be so iconic.
Yeah, it's like right by girls and gays now, right?
So good.
My photographer was Peggy.
She's filmed.
You guys know her?
I love her.
Do you shot with her?
Yes.
I used to shoot with her all the time.
Carrie Ann.
Yes, I love her so much.
She's going to do my live show.
She's going to like take the pictures of the live show.
She's like my romance. And she's best vibe. Such a good person. Such a good person. I've like known her all the time. Carrie Ann. Yes, I love her so much. She's going to do my live show. She's going to take the pictures at the live show. She's my kind of romance. And she's best vibe, such a good person. Such a good
person. I've known her for so long. And then she's like, yeah, I submitted you so many times to do this
shoot. So we did like recreate this Anna Nicole cover. It was like so much fun. And then
their studios are so bougie. It just felt very cool. And it just felt nice to
be like, yeah, it's like girls, gays, like no, there was not one straight man there.
And it was just wonderful. That's the best vibe. Yeah, it was just, I don't know, it was just like wonderful it's like girls gays like no there was not one straight man there and it was just wonderful that's the best vibe yeah it was just i don't know it was just like wonderful and like
we were like ordered chicken cafe which we were today and then we had cookies and it was just
like fun because i was like oh my god the playboy shoots couldn't maybe they had cookies back then
i don't know i'm just like assuming they didn't but i was like oh my god to eat cookies and then
like get to do the shoot it was fun and i did the anna nicole one which was cool so she had like
these like furs on and so like it was like i would have gone full naked but like yeah i think now
they're like keeping it not that it's gonna be so they're doing like a full print one
next year like they're gonna do like once a year printing because i was like those covers like my
whole i have a whole wall with all the covers like you're on that so did i you were on the wall i
had you did you have a wall just like taking the cover they're just so pretty and did you do it
yourself too most helped me actually yeah i like ripped it up and then he helped me hang them all that's exactly what i did so we have like anna we
have pam we have all the girls next door all the covers yes because it's just so iconic and the
name's iconic everyone's wearing bunnies all the time so i'm glad that it can be brought back and
like cool and i said this on my story it's like you girls really made it for girls because i think
for so long it was like taboo like ew it's like gross men and why would they degrade themselves
and then when she watched the girls next door do it, it was just, like, that's what I want
to do.
It was for the girls.
And, like, yeah, just growing up on Girls Next Door, it was all the girls.
It's so funny, all my friends who are gay now, like, they grew up on Girls Next Door.
Oh, so cute.
It's so cute.
Everyone loves it.
Everyone loves Girls Next Door.
And I feel like, specifically that show, which is, like, so wild to me, when you said, like,
they didn't pay you the first season.
It's, like, you guys were, like, the star of the show.
Like, no one cared about Hugh Hefner, like, as the show.
Like, he was, like, there, but he was, like, always just, like. He could have been literally the show like no one cared about Hugh Hefner like as the show like he was like there but he's like always just like he could
have been literally like a prop he could have been like Louis the pumpkin like it's you know like
it's iconic though Louis is so iconic yeah let me have no Tino shade to Louis we have him in my
garage we have Louis I know I just saw him oh okay stop that's maybe why he was on my mind oh no stop
now I want another playboy wall the first pitch pitch they did to us, they wanted Moses to be on the cover, or on the shoot
with me.
And it would have been great.
It would have been cool.
But it was a conehead one.
The Pam Anderson cone?
Wait, I want to see.
I can see you wanting to do that, though, because it's so Cam.
No, I didn't want to do it.
They pitched it to me, and I was like, no.
But I can see why you pitched it.
I can see.
But Pam looks hot in that picture. Yeah, but he was going to wear a it to me, and I was like, no. But I can see why you pitched it. I can see. But Pam looks hot in that picture.
Yeah, but he was going to wear a cone head.
Yeah, you're like, no.
Wait, hold on.
I'm Googling.
It's Dan Aykroyd as a cone head, and then Pam was just like touching his cone.
Yeah, I thought.
I've never seen Cone Head, so I don't know what it's about.
I'm just like, I hate that character.
I've never seen it, but I hate it.
What's it from?
I don't like it.
Saturday Night Live.
Oh, is that one?
It was just this weird old Saturday Night Live
skit where they were
coming.
Stop.
We'll insert a picture
Jimmy.
Stop.
That is so funny.
Moses you would have
ate this up.
No no no that would
have been so weird.
That's so camp right
honestly.
And bless them I love
that they came up with
concepts but I was like
no I had to say no and
I rarely say no I'm
always just like whatever
you guys want to do but
I was like.
Yeah.
That is so rare you
never say no.
Fair. That one I was like I don't know. She said no. Because like you said, it's just I've never seen
it. Maybe if I saw it, maybe I get more into the character.
I'm like, this just looks everything. That is great.
A crazy ask of Moses to like
that's not
on the Playboy like Instagram. And this is all like these
like super sexy girls. And I'm just like, I don't know if like
we were mom and dad. And I don't know if we
like, you know, like, yeah, it's giving conehead
especially like your first you've been wanting to do Playboy forever I'm like that's the one it's like wait
hold on yeah yeah yeah that's so funny I was glad when they switched to Anna so he didn't end up
doing it like that he did not end up doing it yeah this was like a dream I had to live out on my own
I love including Moses and everything but I think this was a solo dream right like if they asked me
I'm like Makoa I'd be like no no this is yeah more sense because he's like a model you know what i mean and that and moses loves to cosplay with me but i mean i
think i think that one you guys would slay but it's just like it's such a solo dream like i get
what you're saying completely like this is my moment anything else i'm like so down for but
and then that one of all things i was like they had men on playboy i didn't know that was like
the first time i saw it so i didn't know that yeah i'm surprised huff would allow it no there's
like a handful of men well they really wanted any kind of celebrities to be on the cover sometimes it was hard to find like women who
wanted to pose so if they would have like a comedian on and a sexy girl there's probably
been about I mean I don't know what the number is since I didn't keep track after I left but
maybe like 10 different guys like Seth Rogen was on no way oh he was on the first time I went to
the Playboy Mansion I remember the girl who posed with him she was like like so, so skinny. And I remember being like, and she was eating
a quesadilla. I was like, God, I wish I could be that skinny and eat a quesadilla.
Like, I was so jealous. But I remember she was, her cover
was about to come out. She was like, yep, Seth Rogen's on it with me.
And he's like looking at my skirt or something. And I like,
I still don't know who it was or when it came out or anything.
Maybe it was like 2009 or something when I was up there. And I remember being like,
that's so cool. She was awful
to me. I don't remember who that girl was, but she was so mean to me. I know who it was.
I won't say her name, but I know who it was.
She was beautiful and so tiny and eating a quesadilla. And I was like, oh, that looks so cool. But then she like literally ignored me, which is fine. I don't remember who that girl was, but she was so mean to me. I know who it was. I won't say her name, but I know who it was. She was beautiful and so tiny and eating a quesadilla
and I was like, oh, that looks so cool, but then
she literally ignored me, which is fine. I was
kind of a flop up there. I kind of looked a little crazy. I had
teased hair out. Oh, stop. I thought I was
going up slang and I just definitely never
got invited back. Being a bitch is just always ugly.
You can be the hottest bitch around the world and if you're just like
a bitch. Yeah, it definitely made me
instantly be like, I hate this so much. Then I was like
overplay boy all together. I'm like, if Hollylly was here she would never be meeting or maybe i don't
know maybe back then were you nice were you nice back then and be like honest well i would say
with girls you're like being pitted against each other like i would say in the beginning i was
probably more just standoffish and quiet but i really made an effort maybe like a few years in
like maybe i lived there like two or
three years to like meet every playmate that came because playmates would come from all over and
they'd stay at the guest house and they would usually show up and like a secretary would give
them a tour and then they would be expected to like go out to a nightclub with like half of the
girls and they'd just be coming up they haven't met anybody so I always volunteered to like meet
all the girls at the door and like show them around and meet them and it just changed the vibe
so much not to like give myself so much credit the door and like show them around and meet them. And it just changed the vibe so much.
Not to like give myself so much credit.
But I feel like it really was like a necessary step to make everybody feel a lot more comfortable.
That's gotta be like, even just now in like Hollywood.
Like if I've been in situations, you know what I mean?
Where you're like just like a girl of a bunch of girls for something.
It's the most intimidating thing if girls aren't warm and welcoming.
And it was probably such a competitive environment we're like totally oh did you did
you ever see girls like fist fight like crazy not with each other but there was one girl one time we
were going out um at a club and we were security was like taking us to the restroom and one of the
girls tried to cut in front of the line she got in a fist fight with like somebody else in the
restroom but oh my god and then she get kicked out and you know half was like
ew right no she actually didn't get kicked out she got kicked out eventually but yeah that's
crazy that's like hustler style yeah hustler was trying to do a rebrand they reached out to me
and they were like trying to do something but also they were trying to pay like so like actually so
low like actually so low where i was just like i mean it covers like a dinner you know what i mean like so low and i was like but i get there trying to
rebrand but i was like it's also hustler at the end of the day i'm like i don't know if i want
to be like yeah i go to their casino sometimes is that the same thing hustler casino in la yeah
can you gamble here in la i didn't know yeah there's i played poker here in la it's not in
la though it's it's like like commerce or something yeah something some town i don't know the name of
so like is it like because it's on like native american land or something it's like like commerce or something yeah something some town i don't know the name of so like is it like because it's on like native american land or something it's like different
like it's or am i getting that wrong i think it might be a native sounds right
but it's a casino like it's a whole casino where people are gambling and it's probably like 30
like 30 minutes away there's pachanga and stuff so that's why i was like okay it must be legal
or maybe it's legal i have no idea i know nothing about it i just thought you always had to go no
it's so much better in like vegas. We should all go to Vegas soon.
Well, you girls are in Vegas.
You're always there.
You both are in Vegas.
We should just coordinate so we're all there at the same time.
Literally, we should.
It'd be so fun.
We'll sneak you into the wing.
Yes.
I would go with you.
Everyone's such a good idea.
Everyone's always trying.
I wouldn't, but with you, I would.
And if I caught the arrest, I'd be full glam.
So you know what I mean?
You'll get your mugshot you wanted.
Yes.
Kind of a good, to just be a hot topic, you know what I mean? To talk about mugshot you want it kind of a good I to just be a hot topic you know what I mean yes I love it that'd be so fun like
come on I need it oh my god I love I do love Vegas we do but I think our Vegas's are all
very different how we all experience Vegas like you like okay when you go to Vegas what do you
guys do from like 5 p.m. to midnight? Gamble.
You're out gambling.
Gambling dinners.
I do like the club sometimes. I used to like them way more, but I'm clubbed out.
You're not a clubber.
Not at all anymore.
Anytime I go, I just immediately regret it.
Are you a clubber?
Not so much anymore.
I would go, though.
I used to be.
I've never been to a Vegas club in my life.
Oh my God, we should all go.
But I'm also like, what do you do once you get there?
That'd be fun.
We could, like, go one night when, like, someone performing, someone, like, funny is performing.
Like, Lil Dicky has, like, a residency at, like, resorts.
Who's Lil Dicky?
You don't know who Lil Dicky is?
I love it.
You know, I was a little, earlier in the year, like, I don't know.
You're like, Lil Xan, Lil Chris, Lil Miles, like, you know, all this stuff like that.
You're like, I mean, all these.
It really, yeah, I definitely have my Lil era. I love it. Love Lil Dicky. No, you would, all this stuff like that. I mean, all these. Yeah, I definitely have my Lil era.
I love it.
Love Lil Dicky.
No, you would love Lil Dicky.
I think if you got into Lil Dicky.
No, I'm just saying.
What?
Here's Lil Dicky.
What?
Lil Dicky.
Does anyone know him?
Do you know him?
No one knows him.
Are you?
This is crazy.
No offense, Lil Dicky.
You need to watch.
Like, I'm a fan for Lil Dicky right now. You need to watch the Like, I'm a fan. There's four Lil Dicky right now.
You need to watch the show Dave on Hulu.
You won't, but you would get so into it.
You would end up, like, cosplaying as them.
Like, I swear.
What is Dave?
I never heard that one.
Lil Dicky.
I'm trying.
I'm blanking on his real name right now.
But him and, is it, like, Benny Blanco?
He has, like, a show based on his life, essentially.
All the celebrities are in it.
Like, the Biebers, Kardashians, Jenners.
Everyone's in it, like, in the show.
And it's all based on, like, his real lifellywood and he's like really funny and like funny like
he's kind of like he has an eccentric look and he's super funny and like all of his songs are
about like how small is oh my god oh that's like little dicky yeah that's cute no but i really
think you would i think you would like little dicky i wouldn't pitch like a little zan to you
like that's like i like you know sounds scary Xan sounds scary. Yeah like that's not like
Lil Dicky's like I don't know. And he's at the clubs.
Yeah he like we should just go to like a funny
or like a residency
like a Katy Perry or someone that could be fun.
Oh like that. That's like a show. That's different.
Yeah that's on the club. I love like the Britney Spears
show was everything. That's so fun. Did you go?
Yeah yeah. Did you go to the. You guys
you went. I've never. I went to the opening. Yeah.
That was so amazing. You knew. You met her? Knew her? I've never met Britney. No. Oh god I like you went. I've never met her. I went to the opening, yeah, it was so amazing. You knew,
you met her and knew her?
I've never met Brittany,
no.
Oh God,
I like loved her.
I did the meet and greet and she was definitely
just like,
you know,
you know,
she just wants to like
get through and stuff like that
but it's still iconic,
I still loved her so much.
Did she say words?
No.
At all?
She had a show to perform,
she's like,
I'm not wasting my vocals on this.
Like not even high though,
just like silent,
that's so cool.
Yeah,
no,
I actually thought it was iconic
like at the end of the day,
I'm like,
you know what,
she is Brittany.
Like I was just literally happy to be standing next to her, like I couldn care less I need to see the photo I haven't seen the photo yeah I have
like a prom dress me and Gigi just went we weren't went together and we had prom dresses on oh I did
see that actually yeah it was it was a good time we stayed in the Barbie suite at the Palms which
is like no longer there I miss the old Palm so much I feel like I even though I was an adult I
feel like I grew up with the Palms because it was the first place I got to be an adult when I was like away from the mansion.
Oh, yeah.
And like all the Playboy suites and the treatment there was probably crazy.
Like you were probably like the Palms princess.
Oh, my gosh.
I love the Palms.
Are they still there?
It's different now.
It's different.
It's under new management.
No Playboy?
It's not the same.
Yeah, no Playboy.
No Playboy.
And they still have like the real world suite.
I'm like.
They still have that?
But I think they changed.
They probably don't
call it that anymore i was like who books that yeah but like you're gonna get rid of that like
i remember the pool that overlooked the show but the playboy like what's your craziest palms memory
yeah oh my god i don't know i i'd have to think about it i feel like i don't have
like the best crazy stories because i was always on such a short leash um
they're running through my head I'm like no
I'm self-censoring like crazy not that one not that one not that one not that one they're not
savory anything with any exes any like wild stories with them yeah just like being in the hotel like
like an like elevator like did Chris Angel like do crazy in bed? I'm sorry, Holly. Let me shut the fuck up.
I don't care.
Wow.
Holly's going to be in the car right now.
Oh, my God.
I just spent the day with such a weird fan.
I love that you asked.
I want to ask so bad.
I'm like, let me not ask.
You have a funny Criss Angel story.
I don't know.
We have very, yeah.
Well, not similar.
Like, you have done a different experience.
I liked Criss Angel because of you, truly.
And then, like, when I got to befriend Holly, I was just like, well, I'm – I wasn't really
friends with Criss Angel, but we were friendly.
And I thought he was cool because he, like, dated Holly.
So I was just like, well, I love this person.
Literally.
You made him so cool.
You did make him cool.
I'm serious.
No, for real.
And, like, yeah, we have very different experiences, obviously.
But, like, not to say – whatever.
Anyways, it doesn't matter.
But I was definitely like, I'm team Holly now.
So. That was a crazy time. Like you know so that was a crazy time like that it was a crazy time I do have a funny Criss Angel story when I first started seeing him I was coming to Vegas for
other reasons there was a job thing I was doing but people started to like hear that we were like
seeing each other and two guy friends I had in Vegas took me to remember the Artisan Hotel did
you ever go there they took me to the Artisan Hotel. They're like, you got to go to this cool hotel because it was just
in the afternoon. So nobody was there. He's like, oh, look at, look how cool. And they're like,
okay, we brought you here for a reason. They fully had an intervention or an attempted intervention
with me. And they're like, you can't date this guy. He's the worst vibe in Vegas. He's rinsed
through every girl at the Playboy Club.'s disgusting blah blah and of course I'm
stupid didn't listen but also another weird thing that happened as I was staying at the Palms
around the time I was seeing him and I went downstairs and they had like a TV that was
playing in the diner and they were running like a local public service announcement
about Criss Angel like don't date this guy we need those in LA we need those everywhere yes but no so I
bet you not this public service announcement commercial was like set in a nightclub and all
these girls were at a booth and there was a guy leaning over and I forget if the public service
announcement was about don't let your drinks get drugged or have safe sex or whatever but I had a
guy leaning over to like talk to the girls and he was supposed to be like this lothario guy that these girls are supposed to be
avoiding but i swear he was styled to look exactly like chris angel and i'm like like the hat you
probably left your own body where and like the hair was the same type of hair and the outfit and
you would only see him from profile and i'm like these guys are right like he has such a bad
reputation in this town that they literally made a PSA.
I feel like I should have had to pay for that.
That was so iconic.
That's behind a paint wall.
That's so good.
That's, like, amazing.
Oh, my God.
I wish I could find a copy of this PSA.
It's probably out there.
Someone probably could find it, actually, and, like, locate it.
So if anybody in Vegas was looking on PSAs, like, 15 years ago.
Oh, my gosh.
What did you guys, like, do?
Like, what were your, like, first dates?
The date of the day, yeah.
Like, was he? Was he pulling a
rabbit out of a hat? No, he was very big on going dirt biking or anything that he could
potentially get a paparazzi moment out of was great. I love that though. But he wouldn't tell
me. So we'd go to Disneyland and then all of a sudden this paparazzi would show up. And the
tour guide I used to use at the time was very old school like very by the book and he was so annoyed with us and with the paparazzi inside disneyland yeah
no not having to buy the fast pass for the shot that's crazy that's but that's yeah that's actually
why and you didn't like that you were like trying to keep it low-key i it wasn't that i minded it
that much it's that i was never never in on it from the start.
Do you think he was getting money?
Because Heidi and Spencer were in with the paparazzi and collecting money for it.
Do you think it was that or he just wanted to be shot with you?
I don't know if he's that much in demand that he would have gotten.
I'm not saying that to be shady, I swear.
I just really don't think that's what it was.
I think he was just, his show had just opened.
It was getting the worst reviews of any show ever in Vegas.
Which one?
At Luxor?
Yeah. His show does get bad reviews. every time because i've never seen it i always like pitch it as a joke and everyone's like no don't go i pitch it not pitch it as a joke
like guys let's go to christmas i used to go there every time we went to vegas i was like
really do we go to christmas there moses no no i used to take everyone there i was like let's go
to chris angel stop where's that no we go in and like we go again we go I was like, let's go to Criss Angel. Stop. Where's that Aaron now? I guess he always needs to be out.
No, we go in and like Holly merch. We go again.
We go with Holly.
Yes, let's go.
No, he would get kicked out.
He would 100% kick me out.
Wait, why?
Because I know so many people who have been kicked out of his show because he gives security
a whole list of, allegedly, of people he doesn't like and they will come and like take you
out of your seat.
I wonder if I would get kicked out if I tried to go.
I should start doing that.
Probably not.
No, you'd kiss your ass.
You think?
No, I think not anymore.
I think because I'm like friends with like, I don't know why. I don't know. not. No, you'd kiss your ass. You think? No, I think not anymore. I think because I'm, like, friends with, like, I don't know why.
I don't know.
Maybe.
No, he kissed your ass.
I was, like, in the wall of his show.
I was, like, so excited.
I was, like, look at us on the wall.
But so it was, like, flame of flame and stuff.
But I thought it was cool.
Because you made it so cool when you were dating him.
I was so jealous.
Because I was, like, that's, like, the ultimate it couple.
Because he was cool for, like, a minute, right?
Like, my freak.
And you paved the way for, like, hot girl dating,unge like the crazy weirdo guy like we were like pam and tommy
if you ordered them from wish that's all you could ever ask for but from wish speaking of the guys
who did the intervention does jared garcia is here contact at resorts world or no
wait who's jared garcia who's this oh he's my old friend from vegas he was one of the intervention
guys thank you jared did you listen did you listen after the intervention no i still like
him but i'm in those mindsets things like that push me further like like i'm no longer like that
but you don't know his heart yes and like you're always, you're always wrong. Daddy, I love him. Yeah.
And it's Criss Angel.
I'd be like, honestly, fine.
Like, you know what I mean?
Because he was, I think he was, like, attracted back in the day.
Like, especially around that era.
Especially when he went from, like, Hugh Hefner to, like, Criss Angel.
Oh, yeah.
And that's just iconic.
I mean, all of it. Yeah.
You think about all your, like, dating history.
And I'm like, no, you have, like, iconic dating.
It's hard to, like, date someone after all the people you've dated.
Like, it'd be hard for a guy to be, likecal is crazy like you really are the vegas like president no yeah
you really are okay mrs edc like that's so we should make a slot machine and but it's like
poker and it's called strip poker and there's video of us getting partially naked and that's
what you win wait how do you get that i I don't know. We need to call up a slot machine company.
And you know they put it at like Circus Circus.
No!
If I'm on it, they're not putting it in any major casino.
I feel like Planet Hollywood might now because that's like your hotel.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
No, I think if we made it cute enough, like it could go.
Stop.
They don't have like, there's not, there's Britney slot machines.
Those are cute.
But I always think that.
I'm like, the slot machines are so like for the boys.
They can make cute girly ones. We need like girly ones. I'm like, the slot machines are so like for the boys. Like they can make you like girly,
girly ones. I'm all about Harrah's.
I love Harrah's.
Really?
Harrah's on the strip?
Yeah.
I love Harrah's.
We always stay there.
I haven't been since I was like four.
Harrah's has a really good,
like they have a good like food and like,
yes,
like the ceiling was like dripping.
They were like cutting it with buckets,
but it was kind of a sleigh.
Like I kind of love it.
And they have like a really good steakhouse.
They have Donny Osmond and you know, that's why we love. Let's go. I would love it if I did a residency. like i kind of love it and they have like a really good steakhouse they have donny osmond and you know that's why we love let's go i would love if i
did a residency i'd do it at harrah's people went all the slots one night only only once
i performed at harrah's one night oh wait really what did you do they had a show there called
million dollar quartet and it's like a broadway show that's about like elvis and jerry lee lewis
and stuff and at the end they would have like guests come out and do like a number so i played
anne margaret and i sang with the Elvis guy.
Do you know what song you sang?
It's called The Lady Loves Him.
No way.
Do you still know it?
I do still know it, but my voice is jacked these days.
Oh my, that's my favorite song in the whole world.
Love it more than it's from Viva Las Vegas.
It's like gentlemen needs.
And then it's like the lady loves me, but she doesn't know it yet.
Stop.
And did you ever like learn how how to that's my dream.
That's my dream.
You need a Vegas residency.
I know.
We all do.
It'd be so fun.
That would be great.
We should all get up
and do like our act
like you know
like have three things
like we have everything.
Yes.
But it scares me
because Erika Jayne
who's like a legend
I love her
but like her show
like just didn't do well
so sometimes it doesn't translate
because like yes
I'm hyped from your show
being like ready
to do a Vegas residency but then like you do it and like nobody wants to come you know
what i mean well it's like it's hard because it has to be like almost like yeah and like old people
have to love it too or just like hot women like holly being like so hot like that's bringing
everyone like you guys are hot too i love heap show i feel so like grateful to have been a part
of that because it was really like the last show
of its kind.
It was so good.
And although it was kind of like Roxy on Chicago where the hot blondes would come through.
Like was Aubrey O'Day at it at one point?
Well, she didn't play Bo Peep, but who else played?
Oh, Coco, right?
Yeah, she was after me.
So good.
Did you open it?
I didn't open it.
Two other headliners opened it.
A soap opera star and Mel B from the Spice Girls.
They opened it for three months.
Was it Kelly Monaco?
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's so funny because I had no idea it was ever any other people.
I thought it was just you and done.
Like I had no idea.
You look like both people.
Actually, maybe like subconsciously that's why I picked blue for you.
No, that's why I love that blue color.
Yeah.
And it was very like burlesque vibes.
Like would you do a lot of dancing and like singing and stuff?
Yeah, it was.
I had one singing number that I did eventually.
I didn't start out doing it. But it was dancing and do you remember I'm not a dancer
it wasn't a ton of dancing for me it was pretty good though me being myself I love my god and
there was like an acrobatic thing at the beginning I was like wrapped up in like a silk and I came
down from the ceiling at first were you so scared to do that for the first time a little but I was
also just like the delusion of youth.
I love that.
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
But that was my favorite thing to do because people are always so impressed.
Oh.
Like she doesn't even have a safety on.
Wait, really?
She's coming down 30 feet.
Oh, I would be terrified.
I'm scared of heights.
I don't think I'd do that.
But I love the height.
Oh, my God.
That's actually – would you do it now if they like brought it back?
I mean, I don't know.
I feel like the market – you were talking about the Erika Jayne thing.
The market is just so different than it was 15 years ago. There's so much to compete with. I'm like, I don't know. I feel like the market, you were talking about the Erika Jayne thing, the market is just so different than it was 15 years ago.
There's so much to compete with.
I'm like, I don't know if I would even sell tickets.
But if I didn't have to worry about that pressure and somebody was just going to hand me a show,
I would totally do it.
I'm going to bring it back.
And then I'll just all take turns.
We'll all just be a six-week thing.
Vegas is like the ultimate.
Like, that would be so fun.
And I feel like it is weird.
The other people that get, like, shows.
I mean, Donny Osmond's been there, like, 20 years.
And, like, sells out every night you know what though like when i first moved to vegas like
that's all my parents wanted to see that's all so many people like they go there like that age
group they go there and their mission in life was to see don because it's donny and marie at the
time and their mission in life was to see donny marie oh my god that's what my middle name is
marie because i'm maria, because my parents were so Vegas.
That's so cute.
That's everything.
We should go see
Donny Asman.
I would love that.
I'm going to tell you guys
if you come to Donny Asman
with me.
I will go to Vegas
for anything at any time.
You could literally just be like,
I need to go to CVS
and it's closed.
I'd be like,
let's go to Vegas.
Oh my gosh.
Any reason I'm so down.
So when we do the alien trip,
then we should just
keep going to Vegas.
That would be everything.
Can you guys, okay, it's so funny because they could ask me to do genuinely anything and I'm just like, yes, I'm so down. So when we do the alien trip, then we should just keep going to Vegas. That would be everything. Can you guys?
Okay.
It's so funny because like they could ask me to do genuinely anything.
And I'm just like, yes, I'm so down.
This is my dream.
Like, and so we're planning this alien trip that we've been planning for like six months.
The board is done.
Yes.
But I still, like, honestly, what are we doing?
Yeah.
It is the alien photo shoot.
Yeah.
Like, what are we?
Oh, it's just a photo shoot.
Yeah.
It was just like for fun.
It was like a kind of alien aesthetic i
thought of because i thought it would be fun to go like as close to area 51 as we can go go to
where like the weird gas station the alien brothel is and just do a whole photo shoot oh yes so i
want to like hunt like what can we hunt for yeah we should make like this episode yeah like i think
we should film it we should see how close we can get to area 51 without getting shot oh my god that's terrifying i'll be in the car i'll be like i'll drive for you guys that sounds good i mean like
how far is area 51 from the place you're talking about the alien place oh it's really really close
it's like really i'd say the alien places are like as close to area 51 kind of why do i feel
like you're like one phone call away from being able to get let into area 51 like that's just so you so i wish i wish i i i'm
lacking in that you were saying earlier about the oh the tunnels it wasn't in vegas it was in la
that people allege there's tunnels never mind yeah people allege there's tunnels here but i've
heard there's tunnels in vegas that like the police use that you can drive in and i'm not
talking about the storm drain tunnels that like homeless people live in i'm not talking about the
tesla tunnels this was from before but there like, have you ever heard of that billionaire guy, Jolo from Malaysia?
So he had this big party, like out in a dome somewhere, like out in the desert. And they took
him to the party in the tunnels allegedly, but I've been asking for a year, somebody show me
these tunnels and nobody will. Oh my God. Do you think it's real? I think so. Yeah. Cause I heard
from a reliable source. Wow. Oh my God. I want to know the source like we both know i'm gonna can't say
his name because i'm talking about on tiktok he tagged him he's like can you untag me i'll get in
trouble for that he said that's funny who was it yeah oh because it was it was i guess went with
car oh that's crazy jolo party stop that's so i feel like i've been seeing so
much about all the tunnels under la too it's like it i mean i was telling you i toured this house
the other day that had a tunnel under it to all these places in hollywood and they said marilyn
monroe would like use it i didn't i've been trying to find out the tunnel lore like i i want to are
you into it are you like i wanted to get this house now because of it no i do not want that
i need i should take you there.
I feel like it's a good ghost hunt.
Like it was it was really eerie that house.
I don't want it.
I don't want any hauntings or anything.
I hate ghosts.
They scare me.
I would do something with you.
You're a ghost magnet, right?
They always come to you.
I think so.
Oh, you've seen the ghost?
You have seen ghosts?
I don't know.
I've just had a lot of weird happen.
But listen, like it's me.
Like I've been on drugs.
I've been, you know, like, it's like, was it a ghost, Hannah, or was it you high as
f*** yesterday that moved that, that moved the f***ing planter, you know?
I just keep myself as a non-believer, so that way they don't come to me.
Because I think they only come to people who, like, believe or something.
And I'm just like, don't believe it.
They're not real.
So I'm hoping it just stays that way.
I'm so, I'm, like, really afraid of ghosts.
I am too.
Like, because what if they're, like, mean ghosts? Like, in the like in the movie ghost when there's like demons come and drag them to hell like I'm so scared of that yeah how are you I oh my god I could ask you
questions for hours but like how the are you not like afraid of it what's the weirdest experience
how did you date someone that did all that like I think I'm just so curious about it that I'm not
afraid but I've had a couple experiences in my house here in Hollywood where something happened and I didn't think it was like a ghost or something unexplained.
I thought it was somebody breaking into my house.
And the fear I felt, because when you think somebody's breaking into your house and you're there alone, you're like, I'm going to have to fight for my life now.
But then you realize nobody's there.
But the adrenaline didn't leave for like a whole day.
I was traumatized.
And you're still there at the house. what happened I showed you pictures of um well one time I was
asleep in bed and I always deadbolt my bedroom door but in the middle of the night the door just
came crashing open woke me right up and I'm like holy nobody got in past my alarm nobody did
and that's still unexplained how that door opened and then another story I have was this is during quarantine I was in my um like a little kitchen dining nook and I heard like an Amazon person drop off a package
and I'm just like waiting for them to leave so I can go like a troll and pick up my package
yeah and then so I finally stand up and then I hear this voice like clear as day like behind me
go hello and I was like what the
and my first thought the only thing that made logical sense to me in the moment was that whoever
the delivery person was somehow got through my deadbolted door got past my dog without setting
off my dog and was right behind me like that's how sure I was it was a person I was gonna have
to turn around and like fight for my life and when there was nobody there and you're totally fine you
just talk it up as to being like they're here and i'm living with them yeah i mean i guess that's nice
like i haven't had experience in a long time there though and they never like possessed you or
anything no no no no do you think that it like that being around someone who was really like
into ghost hunting and stuff like that like like made you more susceptible to things?
I did.
I did.
Well, I did notice that when he and I were together, things were more active in my house,
even though he was rarely ever at that house.
Yeah.
Oh, so he was like a magnet for him.
Yeah, for sure.
Well, he like welcomes it.
It's like, that's nuts.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I know.
We did.
We did a shoot yesterday with Patrick Hollins for I'm Sorry.
And we did light as a feather, stiff as a board.
Have you ever played it?
You poke and then you fall, right?
No.
Sorry.
Honestly, I never played it either.
I didn't know what it was.
And I just knew it was like scary.
How do you play?
So like someone lays on the floor and then like you just have your fingers underneath
them, like two fingers like this, or like I guess all fingers, I guess not two, like
all your fingers.
And you just like chant it over and over and then like the person
like just started levitating and it happened but you did say you were lifting because we were not
lifting and and the reference was like who was it because I wasn't lifting and all of a sudden
she's like going up and I was like oh my god maybe I should try like I don't know it was like so
scary but I was way on the end I was like by her ankles so if I was the only one lifting it would
have just been one leg who was the person – was it Drew across from you?
I think so.
Yeah.
Drew from – do you know Drew and Anya from Emergency Intercom?
Yeah.
So they were there too.
So I think it was Drew across.
So I guess – but yeah, I mean it couldn't just be from the ankles.
Like I don't know.
It was so – it was crazy.
I don't want to get possessed.
Okay.
I hate like Ouija boards.
I hate all of it.
Oh, same.
I like can't do a Ouija board because I do think that's like so real.
We had a little – what was that character? That little Star Wars character in there. What was that? We got
rid of the demon. You remember that demon thing that was in there? Oh, it was like a Yoda demonized.
The, do you know like Darth Maul? Yeah. Darth Maul. Darth Maul, baby Yoda. Yeah. Yes. Oh my
God. It was a baby Yoda, but it was a Darth Maul and I didn't know. I just thought it was cute.
And I was like, oh, I want to get this little thing. It's cute. And it's like red and black,
but it looks like baby Yoda or whatever. And so we had it
in the glam room actually. I had to stage it. But this
thing would like throw itself off the
like top shelf.
And it would just like throw itself down
and I was like oh my god. And this is when all the bad
stuff was happening. This is when we did oversharing over there
that was red and black. So like all of a sudden all these
like demonic things were happening in our house
and like we staged. We staged and honestly
it's doing so good thank god. But I was like really we had to get rid of it so anyways i had my friend go
throw it in the trash or whatever i was like get rid of it but you're not supposed to throw like a
ouija board in the trash or something because i'll come back yes our our dark mall came back
i do think someone took it out of the trash and thought we like just didn't need it there because
they put it right in front of our doorstep so maybe someone that like helps around our house
or something did it oh my god but it came back on the doorstep.
And it was there.
And I was like, ah.
Oh my God.
I would lose it.
Yeah.
So I just like say, I don't believe.
Like, you know, I have I love you, Jesus.
Like I have all that stuff.
Yes.
I was like, okay.
But it was crazy to play.
Because I was also scared.
Do you remember that game that was like, this is like not a hot topic.
Whatever.
I was going to go.
I love it.
I was going to do something relevant.
Me like being like, oh, remember this game?
You could talk about anything and I would listen.
Yes. Me too. Yeah. Haunted stuff kind of scares me a little bit. Not going to lie. That's why I like love when Halloween's over. Like I love it something relevant me like being like oh remember this game you could talk about anything and I would listen yes me too yeah
haunted stuff kind of
scares me a little bit
not gonna lie
that's why I like love
when Halloween's over
like I love the cosplay
but like the Halloween
of it all
yeah like scary stuff
but it was funny
yesterday because we were
like Mormon wives
so it wasn't so scary
it was kind of like
that's so fun
yeah it was camp
yeah yeah
I can't wait to see
it was like demonic
it wasn't at all
it was like cute and funny
no that's like really good
and it was like such an honor
I was like
I remember when Patrick
Collins first DM'd me
and I was just like I love you so much and then I saw you shot with her and I was like oh my god she's like so's really good. And it was, like, such an honor. I was, like, I remember when Patrick Collins first DM'd me and I was just like,
I love you so much.
And then I saw you
shot with her
and I was like,
oh my gosh,
she's, like,
so iconic in every way.
And it was cool.
It was for her,
like, a purse,
like, a little cute purse
with a little cute bow on it.
That's so fun.
And she was so nice.
Like, you know when people
are, like, so big
and so famous?
You know, she shot
for, like, Vogue Japan
and all these things.
And you're just like,
oh my god.
I was nervous.
I was nervous.
I, like,
everyone was, like,
serving and I was just,
like, so scared. I didn't know how to pose. I'm like, tell me how to pose. I don't know. I was, like I was nervous. I like, everyone was like serving and I was just like so scared.
I didn't know how to pose.
I'm like, tell me how to pose.
I don't know.
I was like really nervous, but it was fun.
You would fit right in.
I can't wait to see it.
It was really cute.
I love that you were there.
Like, I didn't know.
Like, I didn't know what was involved.
She's like, do you want to do this like little I'm sorry shoot?
And I was like, yeah, absolutely.
And then it was like Keylon, who's Terry Jo, and then Holly, and then Drew and Enya were
there, which was really cool.
That's a great group of people and so iconic.
It was really cool.
Yeah.
Yeah, Drew and Enya had so much lore too.
I love learning like,
like the behind the scenes stuff
that people can't talk about
on the podcast,
you know what I mean?
Me too.
Did they tell you about the,
I don't know,
they don't want me to share,
but the person who was like
inside their house,
like living inside,
there was like an intruder
living inside their house,
they didn't know
and the guy was shaving his pubes
and like leaving pubes
in the shower.
Oh my God.
What?
Now I feel like someone's
doing this to me. That's scary. Yeah, I always
heard about people living in the attics too. I always have
to check everything. Wait, what is it called?
Frogging? They call it frogging. There's a movie about
that. Wait, really? Because they sneak into people's houses
and see how long they can live there before getting
caught and since they leap from like home to
home, it's called frogging. New fear
unlocked. I'm literally
so scared. Oh my god, that's like terrifying.
Yeah, when I lived alone, I was like, that was my biggest fear.
Someone was like living in the house with me. I was just like, oh my god.
I check everything every night. I'm so scared.
I just got a pepper spray gun and I'm so
excited about it. I love self-defense.
Yeah, you have to be prepared. You know
what I mean? For any demons. I don't know how you defeat a demon
but I guess if it's just like a random
person coming in. It's all of it.
Oh my god, all of it scares me so much.
Yeah. Well, enough mnemonic stuff. Hot topic. Let's see hot it. Just, oh my God, all of it scares me so much. Yeah. Well,
enough mnemonic stuff.
Hot topic.
Let's see hot topic.
I come on here and I like just,
no holds.
I'll talk about anything.
I don't care.
What are your guys' plans?
Now it's the holidays.
You just finished tour.
You just finished,
is it season three of?
Yeah,
I'm in the process
of finishing up.
I have like a week more
to film.
I did season three
of The Playboy Murders
and season two
of Lethally Blonde. That two of Lethally Blonde.
Lethally Blonde is such a good name.
Did you come up with it? No, I wish.
I did. It's so
fitting. As you were doing Playboy
Murders, did you find out a lot of stuff you didn't know?
Absolutely. That's why I decided to do
it because my agent came to me with it and I was like,
I don't want to do another Playboy thing. I'm up to my
ears in it. But he's like, just look at this deck
and see if you'd want to do it.
And there were so many, because I thought they would start with all the most famous
stories, which we have ended up covering.
But they had a deck full of like stories that I hadn't even heard of.
And I thought I knew everything about what happened to anybody involved with Playboy.
And I was like, this is a show I would actually watch.
Yeah.
I want to do this.
Oh, I'm binging it tonight.
That's crazy.
Have you ever seen it?
Uh-uh.
I've seen clips, but I haven't like seen it, seen it. And I need to. It. I want to do this. Oh, I'm binging it tonight. That's crazy. Have you ever seen it? Uh-uh. I've seen clips,
but I haven't, like,
seen it, seen it,
and I need to.
It's so, like, cool lit, too.
She's always, like,
in black leather
with, like, pink lights behind her.
Oh, wow.
Like, it just looks super cool.
I love it.
No, but I love true crime, too.
That's so...
Were any of the murders
in the mansion,
or are they all kind of
following the lives of girls
who, like...
That'd be wild
if there was one in the mansion
and we were just, like,
living in there.
Like, it's nothing.
Right, but couldn't you just, like...
I feel like if Holly was like,
yeah, and then someone was murdered
and then we started shooting girls next door,
I would be like, okay.
Because Playboy has darkness around it.
I only knew the Dorothy Stratton one
and I remember being like,
oh my God, that's so scary.
And I remember thinking,
oh my God, if I did Playboy,
something dark's going to happen
because I was just surrounded in that for a while.
But then the show came on
and it was light and fun.
But I remember thinking,
oh my God, everyone gets unalive
that comes here.
It's pretty wild.
I don't even like true crime and I watch it because I'm like,. That's crazy. It's pretty wild. Yeah, I don't even like true crime and I like watch it because I'm like, but it scares
me.
It does scare me.
Yeah, I get super paranoid.
It helps having like a man.
I guess you're right.
Like when I'm like single and living alone, I get so.
I agree with you.
But Holly's like, I love being alone.
I was like, what?
You're a boss though.
You would take down a ghost.
She like loved her alone time.
I can't.
No, I lived alone my entire life basically until I was like 32.
And it's like, I was just so scared and paranoid. Everyone's like, you guys seem, you seem so happy in life. And I am, but my entire life basically until I was like 32. And it's like I was just so scared and paranoid.
Everyone's like, you guys seem – you seem so happy in life.
And I am.
But it's like also I just feel safe.
Like most of it's like my security guard.
So I just feel like – it's like living with a security guard full time.
Because I'm like if I hear something, I'm like go check it out.
You know what I mean?
I'm the same way with Makoa.
It's kind of the best.
I love – did you have – were your significant others, were they like that?
Were they someone who would go look?
Or were you the one who's like, I'm going to go look?
Kind of.
Well, I mean the guy would always take the initiative. I'm going to go look. But I the one who's like I'm gonna go look um kind of well I
mean the guy would always take the initiative I'm gonna go look but I would always do things like
at night I would go through the house and make sure every door and window was locked every single
night like oh you did it you did the rations yeah because when Christine Quinn was here she was
talking the story and she talked about on my podcast of how there was like an intruder and
like there was a famous intruder like not famous famous, but like the intrusion was, was publicized.
And she was saying how she basically told her husband to go with the kid in
the bedroom and she got her gun and like went out to go get it.
No way.
Okay.
Damn.
Oh my God.
Imagine you're like about to rob a Hollywood Hills house and Christine
Quinn just shoots you in her like bedazzled pantsuit.
Like that's insane.
That's so insane.
I was so shook.
I was like,
Oh my gosh,
it's wild yeah
i guess yeah and i every guy i've been with like i never lived with someone but even if like
overnight i'd be like go check it out they're like no i'm not gonna like go check out the
noise and i was like oh my gosh like yeah i feel like there's certain stereotypes i should like
keep like you know what i mean like men should go yeah absolutely oh my god that's the only
ick i get is like men need a purpose yeah exactly you need to feel needed
yes you go check it out they love to do it too he'll like jump a fence and go check things out
take a mouse out you know what i mean and all that stuff like that but it is kind of great
this house is just big too like i would be like really like looking at all the nooks and crannies
yeah we have like a little monitor did you ever go to shane's house where he had all those like
monitors like he just like looked at it like 24-7.
So we have like kind of that thing now so you can just kind of like monitor.
I love that.
That's my favorite show.
My security cameras.
It's my favorite show.
I'll just sit and watch it.
Like, are you kidding me?
It's so silly.
Yeah.
You can buy a haunted house next to Holly's haunted house.
Oh my God.
Jesus.
You can do ghost twins together.
You guys are pretty close to each other now in proximity.
Yeah, we really do.
Yeah.
But also like you're also out in this area too.
You're like, you're like tri-coastal because you're like in this area, Hollywood, and then Yeah. Say live in your area better. But also, like, you're also out in this area, too. You're, like, you're, like, tri-coastal because you're, like, in this area, Hollywood, and
then stay exactly where you're at, I guess.
I gotta, yeah, I gotta move further, though.
I'm ready for this fantasy.
We're gonna be neighbors.
We're gonna be neighbors, too.
We'll all do this together.
We need to be in this neighborhood.
That'd be so cool.
And then we could do photo shoots all the time in my garage.
Every day.
We're gonna have enough for a calendar in, like, approximately a year.
Oh, yeah.
We're doing a calendar.
Should we announce all our, like, all our stuff we're doing together?
Yes.
We're all doing stuff together. It's gonna be fun. Make a calendar. Come yeah, we're doing a calendar. Should we announce all our like, all our stuff we're doing together? We're all doing stuff together.
It's going to be fun.
Make a calendar.
I'm just kidding.
No, definitely.
Oh my God.
This is going to be the best year ever.
Like all of our plans are so good.
Yeah, we're, yeah.
I don't know.
I guess it's weird to say it.
No, I guess it's like weird to say it.
I'll say it.
You should say everything.
I love it.
Wait, now I'm getting ready to say it.
I'm going to break the ice.
Trisha and I want to start a podcast.
Yeah.
But we have a very different concept.
I feel like we shouldn't say the concept.
Not that it's, like, that genius, but I feel like it's a good concept.
It is so good.
We can't let these bitches fuck us.
The first episode is out in, like, a few weeks, so.
I am, it's, like, I'm so excited.
And Hollywood is going to come on and slay.
I would love to.
Yeah.
That would be so fun
we just needed something
you and I have been like
ideating for a while
but it's like
with just Trish and Canceled
like we didn't want to
take our topics away
yeah it's something different
you know what I mean
like because then
if you came to Oscar
and I came to Brooke
every week
and we just had nothing
to give
we didn't talk about
the same thing
yeah like that's
you know so
we finally I think
have thought of like
a really good concept
I'm really excited
I'm like and by we I mean you you thought of this I can't take any credit no no you well we can tell
the story when it happens but like I was inspired by you I like got so inspired and I was like oh
my god this is what we need to do this is like an epiphany I was like this is it I'm so excited
like I was telling you earlier I'm not like the godliest but I really prayed for something to
come together for you and me and then you texted me did you actually pray yes I swear and didn't
you say the idea like dropped into your head?
Yes, literally I was driving to Playboy.
The universe is at work.
Yeah, I only get thoughts like when I'm driving.
I'm rarely driving because I never leave my house.
But I was like driving like long distance.
I'm like going to mid-Wilshire.
And I was just like, this is what we need to do.
This is what we have to do.
And you were like kind of by my house.
So maybe like my prayer sent to you.
I swear to God I prayed.
Oh my God, that is so weird.
And then I like sent you like 5,000 voice memos at like 10 a.m. which I
don't know if she's up but I'm going to send her all this. No, I woke Makoah. I was like, babe,
get up! Oh my God. I was so
excited and I was like, I had to do it before I like got to
the building and like lost reception. I'm like, I gotta
get this great idea out. No, and it's, oh my God,
waking up to a voice memo from you is arguably
the best start to a day. Oh my gosh. And we
are going to kill it. Like the, just
Oh yeah, we're also doing a time
traveler show. Yes! yeah like i can't
wait i literally that's like i'm living out all my like fantasies what era what eras i we should
we do like what's your favorite era to time travel back to and like do something in i think it kind
of depends like where we can find like locations where we can really immerse i was thinking 70s
you know how they have the brady bunch house and it's preserved exactly like the brady i did not
know i didn't know that either it's in I know. It's in the Valley and they
redid it for like some HGTV show
to restore it so it looks exactly like the show.
And I don't
know yet what our task will be
on the show. Like what we actually will have to do when we
get there. I'm so happy we have her on the case.
I know. Like that our producer can be a setting.
That'd be so cool. Like that show, that 70s
house. Remember MTV did it and everyone had to live like it was
the 70s. That would be so cool. And we're three blondes. We could be Marsha, like that show, that 70s house. Remember MTV did it and everyone had to live like it was the 70s.
That would be so cool.
And we're three blondes.
We could be Marsha, Jan, and Cindy.
That's so like, it's so funny because like when we do it, like this show, like I feel
like you guys are very knowledgeable on so many things I'm not.
Like I'm going to know nothing.
But you said 70s.
What would you want to do in the 70s?
What would you try?
I don't know.
Like mushrooms and like tie dye.
That's a wild show.
Okay.
I love it.
We should all take mushrooms.
Do you like mushrooms?
I want the mushrooms
that made your dog talk to you.
Yeah, those were so good
but I don't love them back in the day.
Not to forget you
but the kids.
Like I'm like,
we should all do mushrooms.
Like let me start.
I mean, I want to do them.
Like obviously I would like
have like Moses stay here
or something.
I'm not sure.
It's also work assignment
and the kids work
with their dad.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, exactly. Icon yeah, yeah, yeah.
Iconic behavior. Mushrooms. I was thinking going to Bridgerton or something like that era
and just trying to bathe without water.
That's fun. I'm always
trying to bathe without water. I hate bathing.
I just want to go to Gettysburg and sit on
a cannon. Oh, that would be...
See, like what? I have no idea. You might as well
have been speaking Rubik's Cube.
Like, what do you mean?
What happens when it fires off? Ooh. see like what I have no idea you might as well have been speaking Rubik's Cube like what do you mean maybe sit on a cannon what happens
when a fire's off
ooh
kind of sexy
it's so funny
it becomes an OF show
all of a sudden
you're like on this cannon
that's kind of
what are the cannons
what do the cannons
have to do with
Gettysburg
I don't know
I was just picturing
myself like sitting
on a cannon
that's hot
I'm down
with like a big dress
Gettysburg is where
they have like the Civil War reenactors and stuff.
So it's a place?
Yeah.
I thought it was just like the address.
Because he made the address at Gettysburg.
Oh.
That makes sense.
I would go to Gettysburg for sure.
Yeah.
I will go anywhere with you too.
Every episode could be like a different era and we have to go and like immerse ourselves
in the era and there's some like task we have to do.
Like maybe we have to like make something happen but only using the technology of the time oh that's
so good then they like then we win money to give to charity at the end that's so i love oh yeah
that's fun that's like a game show you ain't with that well she has like 3 000 tv shows yeah first
brought it up i was like oh my god that sounds okay that's so fun i'm so done i think the like
scariest one would be like the 50s like having to be a housewife like just like cooking and cleaning and
like i can't clean i don't i literally have never cleaned in my life like i remember the first times
as an adult someone came to my apartment and my toilet had like a ring around it and they're like
you're supposed to clean your toilet i was like i'd never heard of that i didn't know you're
supposed to clean a toilet like what and it was like the dirtiest toilet ever and i was like i
have no idea how to do i'm like so bad at it and honestly not because i'm bougie it's literally
just because like i didn't know people clean houses. Same. I like never learned.
You know. If I like spill a little something on the counter
like I'll spit and just like
still. And then my roommates are like they're very
clean people. Thank God.
That keep it nice and tidy for you. Yeah. Thank
God for Ashley and Isabella. They're so
wifey. I always needed help. Like always
need help because it's like really hard.
I've been trying so hard to become like type A.
I feel like you're very like clean and organized. I try, but I get so busy that I'm like a Tasmanian devil
and it's like that's the first thing that falls through the cracks is I'll like leave something
in a pile or like. Yes. How do people get dressed without covering the floor in clothes? Oh, I know.
It's so weird. I think when it's too organized, it's like you look like a psychopath. You know
what I mean? Like and everything's like in its perfect spot. I was like, oh my God, just like
have something be a mess. I'd be like, oh, I can like and everything's like in its perfect spot I was like oh my god just like have something be a mess when people like
oh I can't leave a dish in the sink and I was like oh my god like I would just love a little
more like a little more organization in my life same I need a little I think you would hire people
to help you I think you need to do that because our house is like every time I do that my shit
just goes to shit after a week oh have you done it yes like they'll come color code on my and then
the next week it's like yeah that'd probably be me too actually I'm not like an organized person
but I know where everything is when people do come to organize my house i
was like where is the everything i can't find anything you know but yeah you just have a museum
over here though like today i was i was doing a like tour for my vlog of all the stuff you have
and it's so cool every corner picture oh my god trisha trisha's giving me a photo of her as king
tut to hang in my house and i'm so excited being you as King Tut was my favorite costume I've ever done
that was so good
it was so fun
that was cute that was a surprise cause like we had no idea
I thought you were just like being Trisha's or something like that
no I felt like weirdly hot as King Tut too
it's like kinda hot
McCall was like flirting with me too I was like oh my god
I didn't know you were into this
no you look really good in it it shows like the right amount of cleavage
but no one can do it like you.
Even when I was trying to do the dance with the hairbrush, I was like, Tana, the queen.
I should have sent you the hairbrush.
I forgot that.
When I sent it to you, I was like, oh, I should have given you the hairbrush.
I still have it.
It would have been so cute.
It was so good.
Stop.
But obviously, no one does it like you.
I just felt like it was the best day ever.
I was honored.
I'm always honored.
You know what I mean?
I'm going to start dressing up as different versions of you every year.
Unless you tell me to stop. I feel like me after I take Ozempic. I was like, oh my god, that's what I would look like. You know what I mean? I'm going to start dressing up as different versions of you every year. Unless you tell me to stop.
Like me after I take Ozempic.
I was like, oh my God, that's what I would look like.
You know what I mean?
You better stop.
See, Lizzo was Ozempic for her Halloween costume.
I think it's cool that she flipped.
Because like South Park, I guess, did an episode about calling a product like Ozempic, but
they called it Lizzo.
So I think she was like flipping it on its head, I think.
Jessel looks so good.
Like she looks like amazing.
She slayed.
Yeah. She slayed. Yeah.
She slayed that.
She really did.
All the Halloween costumes.
I wish they would do stuff like that around Christmas time.
Because like Thanksgiving is coming up and it's just like, what do you do around Thanksgiving?
Like.
I know.
You can't be festive.
You can't decorate a turkey.
I know.
You know.
It's just for eating.
There's nothing.
Like the decor for Thanksgiving bores me.
We both be.
You both go to Vegas for Thanksgiving.
Oh my God.
Hey girl.
You want to come?
Come to Vegas. Oh my. What do you. Because you do like a big thing, right? Don't you have like a big. Oh, my God. Hey, girl. You want to come? Come to Vegas.
Because you do, like, a big thing, right?
Don't you have, like, a big –
Yeah, my ex-husband does, so we all do it at his house.
Is it, like, EDC-ified?
No.
Like, taking Molly with the turkey?
No.
It's not, but he's very into throwing events, so it's just really big, and, like, it's always catered and stuff.
That's so fun.
I can't even imagine being with someone – because you're, like, so introverted. Being with someone who's so, like, extroverted and loves doinged and stuff. That's so fun. I can't even imagine being with someone because you're like so introverted.
Being with someone who's so like extroverted and loves doing events and stuff like that.
Yeah, that was kind of a challenge for a while because I was extra, extra, extra introverted.
More introverted than now, I feel, like five to ten years ago.
Really?
Yeah.
So you were like – but did you come across as extroverted when you met him?
Were you like, I love partying?
Well, I was always out every night.
Oh, I see.
And so I think he thought, oh, perfect match.
You know?
And we did meet at one of his festivals.
Oh, so he's like, that's crazy.
But I had liquid courage back then, too.
So then I just went, like, after I had my kids, I went through a severely introverted phase.
Yeah.
Just wanting to be at home.
Were you ever, like, at a point with him where it was like, oh, my God, we have to go to
ADC again? Like, were you, like, over all the, him where it was like, oh, my God, we have to go to ADC again?
Like, were you, like, over all the...
No, I was...
Because there's lots of other Insomniac events, right?
Yeah, there's a ton we would go to.
I always thought they were fun, but then I would always want to just kind of stay in
one place at the festival, and he wants to, like, walk around the entire thing, and let's
go to front of house, and da-da-da-da.
Oh, yeah, I'm like you.
Oh, my God, it's such a big crowd.
Really?
Yeah.
And, like, even with the...
I feel like that's, like, so cool, though, to be with the person that, like, is the happy
Yeah, would you, like, helicopter into uh so fun oh so fun that is exciting although
i probably get anxious too i probably would be like i like the idea of it but also i'd be like
actually i can't do that but yeah adc is just a lot too that's the thing i've been to like 10
so like i yeah oh my god i was sneaking in at like 12 like it was so well you can't go if you're
underage you have to be 18 i think right oh why like naked or something yeah oh my god I was sneaking in at like 12 like it was so you have to be 18 I think right
oh why like naked or something
yeah
yeah and it's just you know there's alcohol and stuff
and people want to stay safe
and people like the ravers definitely take a lot
of
extracurriculars
I know nothing about it I just know it's like a light festival right
you would hate raving
yeah I hate crowds late at night yeah even now I'm like oh my god I don't know how I like a light festival, right? You would hate raving. Yeah, I hate crowds late at night.
Yeah, even now I'm like, oh my God, I don't know how I had the energy to do that.
It's like until 6 a.m.
Maybe that can be on our Time Traveler show.
We go to EDC as –
Oh, we would do.
2012.
That's fun.
Yeah, that would be cute.
That would be fun.
Just lots of ideas.
Aliens.
I can't wait for everything we're doing together.
I just want to say, by the way, I keep fidgeting and I feel like the viewers
are going to think I look uncomfortable but these tights are like
inside me. Oh no.
Like they're really like up. They're holly
sized tights and
I'm not holly sized. You guys are the same.
Girl, girl, girl. Those tights went on
with ease with her and I felt like I was stuffing a
hot dog into like.
They are short skirts. I forgot. I usually wear shorts
underneath mine so I also have been fidgeting. I'm very much like okay let me put it right here just in case but i think you
look good you slay okay do you know what these outfits are you know yours now the sabrina
carpenter song that she is in these you know the juno yeah is juno one of her songs or no i just
found out about this too yes juno is about wanting to get pregnant like juno oh yeah yeah so she
always has a new position every night in her ino outfit. So she always has a new one.
Oh, that's iconic.
So these are the Juno outfits.
I love them so much.
Thanks for dressing up as Sabrina Carpenter.
Stop.
I love it.
We started getting all this together for us.
Oh, my gosh.
This was the fun.
This was the best day ever.
I'm serious.
I'm so grateful for both of you.
It was so fun.
Should we show the donuts real quick?
Yes.
Can we show them?
Oh, yeah.
We have to try the donuts.
And Trisha, you just make everything happen.
Like showing up today, there's like eight custom costumes, wig people, everything.
Like I literally, I felt like a kid in a candy store today.
I would have because we were supposed to do a third look and I wanted to coordinate it,
but you gave no photo references.
I'm the worst.
And then when you got here and I was just like, okay, so you're like, you're forever
coming.
You're like, no.
And I was like, I have to go back.
I'm like, oh my God, did I fumble this?
Because I really wanted to get everyone's together.
Because I was on tour while we were planning this and it just like almost felt like a dream state.
Like do you know what I mean? Like it's like this is like
it felt like something that was never going to like eventually happen.
You know? And I was just like. It did feel that way.
That's why I was like you know what? I'm just going to like get the outfits made.
And you slayed. It's kind of like build it
they will come. You know? Like I have everything
so. But yeah I'm glad it worked out.
No the Disney photos and these are so
good and like my like poorly planned
Y2K look can happen six months from now.
No, I love it.
It'll be in our calendar.
Yes.
Yeah.
No, I love the Y2K.
I just was trying to think.
I was like, okay.
I was like, what can I be with it?
I still have it, but.
No, I think two costumes in a day is also still like two different wigs.
Yeah.
We did it.
We were all little baldies.
We looked like aliens.
It was cute.
Yeah, it was cute.
Yay!
Holly brought the Ghostbuster Krispy Kremes.
Oh my God. Yum. Thank you so much. With the little spooky plates.buster Krispy Kremes. Oh, my God.
Yum.
Thank you so much.
With the little spooky plates.
Yeah.
Thank you, Moses.
Thank you, Moses.
Yay, yay, yay.
Wait, how cute.
Are you a donut person?
Yes.
Well, I'm a Krispy Kreme person.
All other donuts to me are, like, dry.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
For this.
Yeah, this is amazing.
Wait, Trisha Post.
This is so good.
Am I in it?
Yeah.
Wait, you look gorg.
I haven't had makeup on for, like, since noon. It's been a good. Can I eat it? Yeah. Wait, you look gorg. I haven't had makeup on for like since noon.
It's been a good minute.
No, it's sling.
The little puff, the little puff man.
What's his name?
I don't know.
I've never seen Ghostbusters.
I know.
Marshmallow man.
What do they say?
What are you guys going to try?
I want that orange one.
It's speaking to me.
What's this little goober?
I love goober.
Slimer.
Slimer.
Thank you.
This looks like the one that would be in your house.
When you describe it, this is how I picture that little ghost in your house.
Not kidding.
Just chilling in my Stay Puft marshmallow.
Ooh, that one's cute.
He's so cute.
Okay.
Oh, my God.
I love Krispy Kreme.
Ready?
Ready.
Mm.
Mm-hmm.
Oh.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Wow.
So good.
Mm-hmm.
Whoa, look at the green inside.
Oh my god, yum.
But you don't, do you like ooze inside of things?
Not usually, but this is tasty.
It tastes like, kind of like green apple.
I like filling inside donuts.
It's so good.
Yeah, I guess I do sometimes.
These sprinkles are hard.
I just almost lost a veneer.
Oh my god, that'd be so good if you did though.
You know, I thought about that earlier when I was eating that wrap.
I was like,
if I lost a tooth here,
it'd be fine.
I always think about that
everywhere I am
because I'm paranoid
I'm gonna.
I know we're wrapping it up
but like,
why are you always
losing your teeth?
I know, right?
No one else does
or do they?
They just don't post about it.
I think people
do know and again,
I think I definitely
have a special case.
I think I got f***ed on
but when I get some time off,
I'm gonna get it right.
Both of you have such good teeth. I really do need why I don't know it's just like I think that
well I mean I guess I'm very against it because I think the technology has improved a lot like
when I did it there was it was just like shave them down to shark nubs like even in the last
five years now there's so many more like composite and composite and, like, other things. But you just have great teeth.
No.
Yes, you do. I did this for the first time in, like, ten years on – in Thursday.
Oh, my God.
Are you scared?
Yeah, I'm terrified because they hurt.
So I know there's something wrong with it.
Like, I did teeth whitening strips.
I put them on for, like, one second and just, like, pain shot through my gums.
And I was like, oh, no, this is not good.
And then I just thought, like, all those chemicals getting into – like, there's a hole in my tooth somewhere.
All those chemicals just got – because I had headaches for, like, the past week.
And I was like, I think I poisoned myself.
So I really need to, like, I'm scared.
I hate the dentist so much, but I need to go.
It's probably just, like, a cavity or, like, maybe you need a root canal, but I swear.
What's a root canal?
That sounds so scary.
It's, like, if your cavity is, like, a little worse, you need a root canal.
But when I tell you, I've had, like, 20 of them.
You have.
And, like, now I'll get a root canal like I get, like, a donut.
Like, it's so easy.
The recovery time is what?
Nothing.
Like, can I go sing?
Like, can I do it before my little Christmas shows?
Well.
Or wait.
Oh, before your shows?
Yes.
Like, not, like, right before a show.
Not, like, right before a rehearsal.
Like, a couple weeks before a show.
Oh, you could do it a day before a show.
You're fine.
Because you just can't do anything with your numb mouth for a couple hours.
I love a numb mouth, though.
Like, I did love my C-section because I was so numb and it was kind of, like, nice to not feel anything.
Yeah, you and Moses could have fun with your numb mouth or something.
I guess you couldn't feel anything.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Kind of crazy.
But then you could end up, like, biting.
Let me stop.
Wait.
That was a point of contention that became a relationship.
He told me that mine were too teethy.
Who?
Moses.
He's like, you use a lot of teeth.
You're biting my dick. And I never heard that. And that I was like I'm never doing it again okay because I didn't know I wasn't trying
oh my god I was so embarrassed it was like a week into dating too and I was like I'm so sorry
at least he just got it right out of the way you know what I mean you know what that's true I think
that's why we have a perfect relationship now is because like in the beginning he was so blunt
about everything he liked and didn't like and I was like oh my god that's like so rude but now I'm
like now we're good I love that though like because if you let things like fester i mean
biting's a little different but like if just anything you would let it happen i mean i guess
i understand it if it hurts i guess you should tell somebody yeah that's fair i had to learn i
was like i don't know like i was putting my like tongue around my teeth i'm like i don't know what
to do but yeah it's like i mean sucking it's like really you have to tuck your top lip over your oh
we really i've never done that and then stick tuck your top lip over your tongue. Oh. Wait, really? I've never done that.
And then stick your tongue, obviously, over your lower teeth.
Over the lower teeth?
Uh-huh.
Did you do it that way?
I'm trying to think now.
I have to imagine myself sucking my tongue, and I don't even know anymore.
That's good to know, actually, because I actually had no idea.
And he was the first person to ever tell me that.
I was like, what?
I still probably do.
I never really corrected it, but maybe I'll try it now. try it now I was like well stop I need to get more fun
oh my god let's stop we need to we need to stop this right now before I say this yeah this is
I love doing late podcasts always with Tana it's always like usually I do my podcast like 10 a.m
and now I'm like 10 p.m and we get like delirious hours and we just start delirious at this point
I was like oh my god what did we talk about there's a lot I loved all of it but I always
know we're like getting tired when you and I just are like, yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Well, thank you guys so much for being here.
Thank you for everything.
Yes.
Trisha, this has been the best day ever.
I'm so excited.
Photo shoot and I tricked you into a podcast.
I was like, let's also do a quick little podcast.
No, I'm so happy we did.
You guys are so down.
I loved it.
Best day ever.
I can't wait for the future.
Check out Cancel.
Check out Girls Next Level.
And check out all the Patreons.
And yeah.
Thank you Holly.
Thank you Tana.
Vegas here we come.
Watch out Wynn.
Yes.
Seriously.
Watch out Wynn.
Donny Osmond.
EDC here we come.
Yes.
Okay bye.