Just Trish - Ice Spice ATTACKED in Fast Food Restaurant & A Message to Hasan Piker... | Just Trish Ep. 270
Episode Date: April 24, 2026He loves me, he loves me not? It's time to finally admit Hasan Piker ain't feeling me. Plus, Ice Spice gets ATTACKED inside a fast food establishment, and it's Sponge Bob big guy pants NOT OKAY. Then,... Trish spills some insider tea on Kendall Jenner and Jacob Elordi's rumored romance. 💖🪩PRE-ORDER TRISHA'S NEW MEMOIR NOW!!!!!💖🪩 https://linktr.ee/trishapaytas_ 💖🪩GET TICKETS TO TRISHA'S LONDON SHOW!💖🪩 http://royalalberthall.com/tickets/events/2026/trisha-paytas 💖🪩SUBSCRIBE TO MOSES' COOKING CHANNEL💖🪩 https://www.youtube.com/@mosescookingvideos 💖🪩FOR EXTENDED EPISODES AND BONUS CONTENT💖🪩 https://www.patreon.com/cw/JustTrish 💖🪩NEW JUST TRISH MERCH!💖🪩 https://justtrish.com Subscribe to Oscar!: @oscargracey Edited by @jimmywhetzel https://linktr.ee/jimmywhetzel TIMESTAMPS: 0:00 FOOD, MOSES' COOKING, OSCAR THE BARGAIN DIVA 12:15 TRISHA'S LOOK, MOSES' CHANNEL 18:00 ICE SPICE, ALIX VS ALEX, MATT KAPLAN, SMEAR CAMPAIGNS, BLAKE LIVELY, JUSTIN BALDONI, REBEL WILSON 31:00 SCOOTER BRAUN, ALEX COOPER, UNWELL WINTER GAMES 37:00 DAKOTA, MORMON WIVES, TAYLOR FRANKIE PAUL, HULU EVENT, TV SHOWS WE LIKE, ELLE FANNING 53:30 SIDNEY SWEENEY, DEVIL WEARS PRADA, ANNE HATHAWAY, TRADWIVES 1:03:00 FOCKER IN LAW, ARIANA GRANDE, MICHAEL BIOPIC 1:12:00 THRASH NETFLIX SPOILERS (SKIP TO 1:14:00) PRACTICAL EFFECTS, BULLYING, CHILDHOOD TRAUMA, HIGH SCHOOL, DAVID DOBRIK 1:24:50 DAD BODS, VANILLAMACE 1:34:00 KHLOE KARDASHIAN, KHLOUD POPCORN BILLBOARD, BLACKFISHING, MORMAN WIVES SPIN-OFF 1:50:00 DIABOLICAL BEAST GAMES, MR BEAST HARASSMENT LAWSUIT 2:01:00 CELEB RELATIONSHIPS, HASAN PIKER Join this channel to get access to perks: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCy2A0jf5lYUYQxi7iKHmHhQ/join Follow Just Trish on Social Media https://www.instagram.com/justtrishpod/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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David Alberg recently said that he peaked in high school.
He's like he's like I'm glad I say I was successful after high school
So that way like at least I had success he goes but I definitely peaked in high school and I was like it's giving that it's giving he peaked in high school
I think probably because he just had more hair and stuff back then he probably you know what I mean like he's like I was better looking
Hello, welcome to the just Trish podcast
It's cool girl Thursday. Oh, I love a Thursday
I love a Thursday the most relaxing day of the week
Bolognaise night
Today's episode is brought to you by Pepeachinos. Oh my God. Is that what they're called the Pepecinos? I'm
The one that they squirt everywhere.
It's like a jalapeno, but it's not.
Is it a pepperino?
I think you're right.
I think pepperino.
Because we've talked about them before.
They're so, I can eat pepper chin now.
Seriously, like 10.
I had 10.
That's why it took me a minute.
You went to the drive-thin and ordered 10 pepper chinos.
No, I went inside and got 10 peppertinos.
And I was like, well, because, okay, new hack.
Okay, I'm not sponsored right in up.
But new hack for that, usually I had to wait to 10-30 to order.
But like, I was like 10.
It was like 10, 10 when I got there.
And, like, people were already going in.
Like me and all the construction workers were going at 10 to 10.
And it was like, we ordered at 10, 15.
The food came out at 10 20.
I would have been here like way faster, but I was on a call.
But I had like 10 pepperinos because you can just like take them yourself there.
I had so many pepperinos.
They're so good.
They're kind of like a little spicy, a little tangy, a little sweet.
Oh, I feel like it gave me a little high.
I feel a little rush.
You eat a pepper chino?
Have you ever had them?
I like them.
You had they called like banana peppers?
I don't know.
They have different names.
Maybe it's a banana pepper.
We did look this up.
I don't know.
I can't remember.
I remember we talked about it because
because B.
Let's put some in the pizza box.
Oh, yeah.
That's kind of a side.
Yeah, I do love them.
Oh, my God.
If you eat something spicy, I like those.
Because it's just subtle.
It's not like burning my mouth.
It's like just a little.
It's something between a pickle and a jalapeno.
Never.
It is a peppuccino.
I thought so because I stuck in my mind
and now I'm like on a peppercino kick.
You like pepperinos over there?
No, but.
Can you try?
We need a Patreon where you're just trying things.
Oscar tries things.
Yeah.
Because I feel like...
Fear Factor episode.
That is kind of giving that.
Can I say?
Because I was like you.
And I am like you.
I am picky.
I am like picky.
But then it's like when you just try a pepperino.
Like it's crunchy.
You like it.
Like you like a crunch.
You like a texture.
You're right because I've never tried it.
I just assumed it's something I wouldn't like just by looking at it.
So, you know, maybe this is the year of the horse, the year of Gideon up and trying things.
Yes.
I suppose.
Try the pepperino.
There was another thing I was going to have to try.
Something fishy.
No.
Oh, like a fish, like a fish, tin fish.
Yeah, something from the tin fish.
I mean, that one is diabolical.
I'm trying to steer you in the right direction.
Oh, okay.
Was there a healthy one?
Something at Althea ate and you like never had it.
It was like peanut butter on celery or something.
Remember one time I was like.
I have never had that either.
Might.
Yeah.
I've never had celery.
Not even peanut butter, like the ants on a log where you put like.
Oh, my God.
Celery only time.
Just like a.
No, I mean, I'm going to have a trisha moment.
Someone's going to find a clip of me eating celery.
somewhere, but I don't think so.
Wow.
I don't think so.
That is crazy because, like, I don't love, like, veggie.
You can veggies.
But, like, celery is are, like, refreshing.
And then, like, back in the, you know,
when you're a kid, you put, like, peanut butter.
You're not a peanut butter person.
Depends on the circumstance.
What's a circumstance you like peanut butter?
I like a P.B.N.J.
And I like, I like apples and peanut butter.
I get down with apples and peanut butter.
Well, then salary and peanut butter is even better.
It's a better combination.
I never heard of apples and peanut butter,
but, like, if you like,
celery and peanut butter. It's just so good. I just am so much happier when I just have some food in me.
That's true, yeah. You already know. You know, yeah. It's like if anyone, it's actually,
we talked about this in it, but it's a real, it's like a real trigger. It's like, what is it?
Like almost like a real disease, like maybe not disease. That's like the wrong word.
Like what is it? Like it's a real problem when I don't eat what I want to eat. Like it's so
weird. It's like a really weird. I wonder if it's like mental illness or if it's like an eating,
something like something a thing I have with food like a problem with I have with food
because it's like I do get like angry it's like really weird I mean I can
handle my triggers now I know obviously I just eat what I want now but like it's
crazy I think it's just when you put so much weight on food so much what yeah
yeah how much weight who has weight then when the food is not right then it it's a
big trigger you know I know like if I if I have a whole if I have a day where I'm gonna
have one meal that day because of whatever work and things that meal has to be perfect and if it's not
oh you get like that too then it ruins it just ruins it like i was just like i just like i just like
right or not eat at all kind of thing you know it's like very me oh i very much like if it's wrong like
just i just don't even think about giving me any other food but then when i have something the wonderful
like yesterday your charcutory board of steak and asparagus and watermelon eggs it was like
and cloud eggs it was like the dream meal like i was on cloud nine all day even at night when
i went to bed like i had nothing else and i was just like i'm so
happy. Like, I'm so happy and I feel that way right now having those 10 pepperchinos. I just feel so
like life is worth living. Like, that's it. Depression gone. Depression cured. Hallelujah.
Pepperino. Pepperino. Pepperino.
Hallelujah. Oscar, hallelujah. Getting furniture to discount. Hallelujah. Do I say it right? Is that how he says
it? Honestly, I see the little trend and I keep it scrolling. No offense to the be the believers out there.
I am. I respect it, but I mind my own business. Yeah, I don't know what it's from either.
Tana did it we did that TikTok and Tana's like doing it the sound and she you know we're like being cute
And it but it's like really sad I'm like it's like a sound someone uses like when they're like that or something
But then she like no it's like a trend and I was like oh just a bunch of things hallelujah
Yeah I think it's like almost like I am thankful for kind of thing because I know he did it and he at Coachella
When he was performing the song and he was like Haley hallelujah yeah so
I like gratitude. I like that yeah I think it's kind of a gratitude moment let's do your halleloo's
Um, there's just so much.
Oh, that's good.
So that goes with the trend.
Oh, yeah.
It might just be like a lot of tags.
Yeah.
So you have.
I have my house.
Hallelujah.
A good plumber.
Hallelujah.
To that.
When you have a house, you need a good farmer.
You got to have the plumber on standby.
Trisha Moses.
Hallelujah.
Oh, wow.
High up.
Yeah, before Darian.
Oh, that's accurate.
Darian.
Hallelujah.
Ted Nivisian.
Oh, you just have people in your house.
CB2 down in Seal Beach, hallelujah.
The Grandville outlet stores in general, hallelujah.
Yeah, I've been having so much fun with finding furniture for cheap.
Oh, I was getting excited for you.
He was telling me all the what he saw at full price and then what he got at discount.
And I'm like, that's a talent to find that.
Like dupes.
You sure I do you on Facebook market.
I'm like, that's a talent.
Yeah, I'm like, I'm all in on this little game that I find furniture that I like.
and it's at a price that's kind of unbearable to me.
And then it's like a challenge.
Like find it cheaper somewhere somehow.
And it's been a lot of Facebook marketplace,
a lot of reverse image searching on Google,
a lot of just typing in adjectives
that describe the furniture I like.
And you'd be surprised what comes up.
Like I just type in the keywords,
like the color of the wood and whatever like element is there.
Like a fluted, bleached wood.
Wow.
And then you'd be surprised what comes up.
I wouldn't even know a fluted wood.
what's it look like like what is floated mean it's like there's little ridges on the wood like this
little design on the wood that's learning a lot that is that is a are you someone who needs to have you
have you wrote a book have i wrote a book yeah or do you write do you publish articles
you're a writer right i have i have published articles you have yes you're so go with words like
you should write a book like every word do you say i'm like how do you even know that like that's
insane you should definitely write a book that you're so smart i almost minored in english but then i didn't
want to do like an extra semester so I'm like I'm just good with the one major but oh you don't have to do a
minor if you did a major yeah you just got you can pick one thing you can add a minor when you graduate but
you have to get the um credits to qualify for a minor and I would have had to do an extra semester and I was
like girl just get me out of here at this point how many years did you go four and a half and why would
someone want to put extra work on their degree a degree is a degree right like no does anyone know like
oh I have a minor in English let's see I guess for the
for the accreditions.
I'm saying that word wrong.
But now that I am a working adult
and I have never been asked once
about like my degree.
I'm like, girl, thank God I just got out of there.
Yeah. Sounds like a good plan.
I had another question for you. Oh, furniture.
Are you someone who needs to move? Are you someone? Okay. Me and my brother
are completely opposite. Like my brother will move in house and he has get everything done
in two weeks. All the renovations, all moving. We're someone who's been here like five years in this
house and we still haven't got beetle juice cabinets. You know what I mean?
Like we're very like slow to move.
in how are you what's gonna be like gagga i went in thinking i'd be like girl just take your time
and then as i started like finding stuff now i'm like girl let's get it all done the big stuff
done and then you can focus on the little stuff and just relax because i'm also a hyper fixator
so when i like am trying to fill in the gaps or whatever like it's all i can think about so
even though i have all this other furniture i'm like but i'm still missing this and then it like
takes over my brain and it's like all i think about and i'm also off my medication right now
disclaimer I should have said at the beginning because not because of free will but because there's
an Adderall shortage oh my gosh so disclaimer in case I'm very sidetracked this episode but
no CD last episode we had no CD I thought of you when we did the ad of read right?
It is it's like you could possibly think about something yes yes yes um so well not to say that's a substitute
for your medication obviously yeah oh yeah too but it is about a good resource I think for real
And I made like a list too of like things to focus on at the beginning, things to focus on somewhere down the line, things for a way in the future.
What's a way in the future thing?
This is actually really relevant.
Does anyone care?
I don't know.
But I, my dream, besides the house, like, I always envisioned a saltwater tank.
Like, you know, because I try to make you guys get one for the longest time.
Yeah.
Like the concept happened just like a big saltwater tank.
Like that was everything to me.
Put it out there.
So that was like at the end of my list.
gag and I already had the exact one
on my Google's
slides presentation where I put
the dream furniture and everything
and I had the exact tank and then yesterday
I found it on Facebook Marketplace
for half the price
but it's still kind of expensive so I'm still
like oh I don't know
so I might have one foot in the door one foot
out of the door on it because I'm talking to
the seller who seems a little eccentric
but I guess that's the fish community for you
anyone who has a big
fish tank of salt water in their house
What do you, Aquaman?
Why do you have that much in your house?
That's so interesting.
Yeah, I think that's just a fish community.
But then it can have Nemo.
T, that's why.
I'm like, I kind of think I should just.
And I know exactly where it's going to go.
And it's the exact tank I wanted.
And it is literally half the price.
Because it also comes with all the equipment
that I would have had to get eventually.
Like, it's all ready to go.
Kind of meant to be.
Honestly, you should treat yourself.
Especially if you're, like, thinking about a lot.
And you did see it.
Like, sometimes you just got to.
It does feel kind of like.
a sign. It feels like divine intervention.
Wow. Start with that first and the furniture later.
Yeah, T, T, T, T. I do have the basics at least.
So that's good. That's all you need.
Yeah. Yeah. And I figured to you last time I was down was like no furniture,
places have responded to my pitch emails. And then I keep saying them give every white
girl with 5,000 followers on TikTok like a whole lifestyle living room makeover.
And I'm kind of like. You did them them?
They actually have forms. Like on their website, they're like influencer program. So I'm like,
sure and in my little pitch
I was like you know I always
name drop you first sentence
I'm like I don't know if it's good or bad
but maybe maybe they're like ooh not her
I haven't been offered it
what is the company I guess we can bleep it or we can say it I don't know
there's actually a lot of them the one I'm after right now is called
Tov and they're also at Coachella so I was like
T O T OV yeah
and they had a whole Coachella like activation when I apply so I was like
maybe they're a little sidetrack so maybe I'll throw my hat in the room again
but I'm also in the mindset of like
do the work now and everything else will follow.
Yes.
That's a good mindset, right?
Yeah.
And I would also like, you know, put like a house, doing a house series.
Like, you know what I mean?
Yes, yes, yes.
And then be like, anyone looking for furniture product placement?
I'm literally just going to like show what, like I'm going to put all the work into it and the effort into it.
And I'm just like kind of like Moses cooking channel.
He's doing the work and everything's kind of following, you know, like the followers, the subscribers, the brand deals.
So I'm just more.
Moses mentality.
It is actually amazing.
Like all the brand deals.
getting for this cooking channel that just started literally two weeks ago.
The views, the, what is it?
The ad sense is better than mine.
I was like, how are you?
His Facebook is getting like 80,000 views just ladling up some soup or whatever you're doing the other day.
It's kind of crazy.
I was like, he's like, oh yeah, I get paid for that.
I was like, how do you get paid for that?
Like, I'm so confused.
He was showing me all the like levels of income as an influencer and I was just like.
I love him schooling you.
I was, I'm like truly gagged by it and I think it's everything, but I'm just like.
Cooking is a niche.
It's a place where we feed you pop culture and you feed you food.
Oh, I love that.
We take care of you.
Yeah, food is important.
A lot of people go, like, that's how we do it.
Like, if I need a recipe, if I need something, I go either on Instagram or TikTok
and I look for what people are making, you know.
So it's not even necessarily somebody following me.
They're just looking for a recipe.
I think they're following you.
You're in the thumbnail.
How are you?
Moses cooking videos.
Subscribe.
Good, good. I was just showing my mug.
Oh, that mug. I thought you were going to use another mug.
Did you already show the other mug or that's for another time?
For another time.
I love this mug, yeah.
Because I like this one.
It comes with a coaster too.
Oh.
What does it come with? I think they're sold separately at the show.
There's more seats that just opened up at the Royal Albert Hall.
They release some of the Royal seats and I guess they're opening up some seats at well.
Yeah, because I mean, they have so many seats that are blocked off for the Royals.
I guess the Royals aren't making it.
There's a lot of Royals.
That's true.
Princess, Eugenie, maybe.
Who's that?
What's she, Princess.
One of the cousins.
Love that.
I think she's Prince William and Harry's cousin.
What, Fergie.
Oh, yeah, Sarah Ferguson.
Yeah, she had Duchess.
Duchess, yeah.
She still a Duchess?
I have not kept up with her, but I would assume.
I feel like it's kind of hard to lose your title.
Wasn't she in like a commercial for something?
Yeah, like Weight Watchers or something.
I think it was weight watchers.
I know her too.
And I feel like Oprah had her on or something.
And I was like, oh, I love you know her.
We're very aligned.
I think we grew up with Weight Watchers.
Yeah.
And it's slim fast.
Oh my God.
Diet culture was crazy.
Well, you know, I feel cool.
What do you, how do you think of my look with my sunglasses and my purse?
Well, I thought you're leaving.
Oh, does it look like that?
It does.
I do feel like I'm ready to go.
Like you're ready to wrap it.
It looks like you're ready to go play like a game of cricket with Holly Madison.
Oh, I love that.
Pickle ball.
Pickle ball with Holly after this.
It's kind of what you do.
I'm in my pickleball era for sure.
You do.
Yes, have you played?
Oh, I'm a pickleball queen right now,
and I love it so much.
I should do a TikTok on it.
It's just, like, awkward ask someone
who's, like, teaching you to, like, film you?
Oh, I feel you.
They're probably like, are you just doing this for content?
You know?
It's so funny at a fucking morning.
There was, like, nobody there.
There was, like, four construction workers,
and then there was, like, a influencer couple.
I'm assuming influencer,
or maybe they just really love taking pictures
and videos of each other,
but they were, like, filming everything.
Anyways, nobody was sitting down
because the workers were waiting for their food to go,
And then like I had my stuff at the booth and there's like six booths.
And then they put their stuff right next to the my booth.
So then I moved over and then I started overthinking it.
Then I was thinking like, what if they're like, oh, Tricia moved away from us or something?
You know what I mean?
And I just was, the only reason I was thinking is I wanted to film and I don't want to be like distracting them because I was going to talk.
Oh, that's a good point.
They were also filming everything.
So I was like, well, I don't need to be like in the back like shoveling food in my mouth if they're like filming.
Because they were like both filming each other.
And I don't know if they were influencers or just people who like to film themselves.
but I was worried that they were influencers
and they might be like, Trisha just moved seats
when she saw we were saying next to her or something like,
I don't know.
Like, I just, like, I love her thinged it a little bit.
Well, at least you got it out here.
Yeah, I guess that's what I want to say is.
It was literally not you.
It was me.
I'm already embarrassed.
You'll see it my TikTok, I'm like whispering.
Also, I was like underneath the fan.
It was like this whole thing.
I really is just like I just didn't want to be in the background
shoveling food in your mouth.
But also I don't think they like knew me.
I don't think it was even like that.
Because I think if they were like filming and like new,
you know, people are not shy.
they'd be like, oh, can I have like a picture?
I think they literally might have been just filming themselves.
But you guys were wonderful, and you ate, you were, you were giving.
It made me sad because it was a couple, and I was like, oh, like, the boy was taking
pictures of the girl, and then the girl was taking pictures of the boy, and the boy was giving.
And I was just like, oh, my gosh, like I wanted, he was doing poses.
He was, they were standing up serving, like.
He sounds gay.
Are you sure?
I was it like a girl and her girl?
I don't think so because he didn't know me.
He didn't know who I was.
So it was very giving, like, they didn't know me.
But then also I felt like, oh, they were.
sad that I moved because it was one of those things where it's like, you know, why are you moving
away?
So I kind of felt the concept of thinking everyone with an iPhone knows you.
I live for that.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I didn't know.
It was just the journey of the thoughts of like instead of just doing what you're doing and being in what you're doing.
Right in the background because I brought my tripod, my, my, uh.
No, but that's what I'm saying.
It makes all the sense in the world to move over.
Oh, okay.
Because of noise, because of pictures.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I just, because they have their tripod and I always.
also just didn't want to be, like, shoveling food in the back.
I would have been, like, if they were, like, fans and can you be in this?
I would have been like, yeah, but I don't think they were, like, that vibe.
But then I was just thinking, like, I also don't want to be, like, rude and be like,
if they wanted to just, maybe they felt safe with me.
You know what I mean?
Maybe they were like, well, like, this is another person we can sit next to.
So I don't know.
Every scenario you possibly thought of it.
I know.
I felt, oh, no, I felt very safe in there.
Everybody in there was very nice.
Like, even the guys who probably didn't know who I was, they were very much, like, oh,
love the pink.
Another one told me I looked like Barbie.
Like everyone was very friendly in there today.
So.
Ice spice should go over there.
Yeah.
It would never happen.
Oh my God.
I never even.
It was the same scenario.
Like I was in the booth.
That is a crazy.
I guess we know about not.
I don't know.
No,
I guess I can't.
Anyways.
But the fast food chain that she was in,
it is crazy that happened because it was just like a person that knew her that just
recognized her.
I guess so.
Like she knew and she came up to her because she knew.
And then what happened.
I wanted her to tour.
Yeah.
Oh.
Oh, okay.
That gives more context.
I thought the girl explained that she was just like a fan talked to her and she was like disrespectful to her or something like that.
No.
The girl in question who went up to Ice Spice in that fast food restaurant told her side of the story that was a complete contradiction to the security footage that we all saw.
She was like, I just went up to her.
I was a fan.
And then, but I'm like, girl, we saw the security footage.
You like went up in her face and then you.
were the instigator.
Like, you're the one that started,
started swinging.
But knew who she was.
It wasn't just, like, a random.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Because, like, originally asked her, like, twerk on,
because, you know, Ice Spice, that's her thing.
Oh, okay.
But, yeah.
And then some people, like, on TikTok, I think, were like,
well, she should have asked her to come sit down and have her meal with her.
I was like, what?
Like, how are you going to say?
Ask the fan to do that?
They're like, they're like, if she just, like,
was nice and asked her to sit down and eat with her,
and this would happen.
I was like, how are you going to victim blame the girl?
Like, I'm not going to invite no stranger.
Why would you do that with anybody?
But also someone that, yeah, no, that's a weird.
People are sometimes insane online.
Like, what do you mean?
Like, well, if you just did that, it would be fine.
Like, what?
Like, it's so, okay, I don't agree with that at all.
That's so weird.
Well, that was a crazy situation.
It's all on camera, too.
I know.
I guess it is kind of wild ice spice
was just, like, in a fast food restaurant eating.
I was thinking about that was my first thought.
I was like, I don't think I've even done that,
like since the playhouse is worth.
You know what I mean?
When I have a little bit more motivation to actually go in and eat my little meal in there.
Yeah.
To just sit in there.
I guess it's like a vibe.
I guess if you want to catch up with someone, just a random place because was it in L.A.
or where was it?
L.A., yeah.
There's so many, like, places to catch a vibe with somebody.
I know, especially when you're ice bites.
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Yeah. But you know, love that humble queen.
Yeah. She got the last laugh, though, because the brand deal started rolling in after that,
because she really handled herself well.
And she was funny throughout the whole thing.
She held her own.
Yeah.
It was fierce.
I like her.
Me too.
Love that queen.
We were supposed to getting her on the podcast, remember?
Yeah, back in the day.
Like, 223.
Uh-huh.
You got to get that little cosplay back out.
That was a good one.
I know.
She has, like, blonde hair now.
I saw her, like, with blonde hair.
And I was like, oh, she looks kind of cute.
It's on her lost.
And also, too.
I was like, oh, we were so close.
She sent me a DM, like, a couple weeks.
I was like, wow, we were so close.
She was busy schedule, but like I'm coming on the pod girl.
And then I saw her on Caller Daddy.
We really do be missing out.
Alex Earl, I've always said I had your back girl.
Team Earl on God.
A-L-I-X-E-A-R-L-E.
Love the whole family.
What?
What?
That dad.
Okay, flip, flop.
Our show is just called hypocrites.
The second I saw Zara Larson on the Caller Daddy couch, I said, oh no.
I'm flipping.
I'm flipping the script.
I'm going to go on a stripper pole with Alex Earl.
You know what?
She doesn't have to speak on anything.
Yeah, we don't need to hear her side of the story.
You know, believe women.
Believe women.
Believe women.
Believe women.
But she's not making any accusations.
Alex Earle's one making them.
So, you know, believe her.
What's her accusation?
I guess just all the repos.
I honestly don't know, nor do I care that much.
Current one?
Current repost or like the old repost?
The old ones pre-Alex Cooper.
I did see a blind item that said a certain blonde girl with the same name as her enemy
is going to do a tell-all about.
another podcaster's has been
because you sent me and now
they see the hip pieces are coming in about
the unwell and network. Oh yeah.
Okay, now when you call it, you said
hip piece, right? Or did I just make that up?
No, I said it. When I said it when I said to see, I was like,
ooh, this hip piece. What is a hit piece? Is it like a
hip piece is something where like someone is strategically
trying to take someone down? Yeah,
it's basically
or unintentionally.
Or unintentionally.
feeding publications, bad, uh,
negative information about an adversary to
get more coverage.
for it. It's like the publicists of the dark side, I guess. You know what I mean? It's like
people have publicists to promote good things that someone does and then the dark side of that,
the negative is you have a publicist to promote negative things about your enemies, you know?
Wait, but can't you find out? Can you ever find out who the dark side publicist was?
Well, that leaked it? Sometimes. Sometimes it, but journalists have like a code where you can't
clock your source, basically. Like, you can't really expose your sources. What if it's lies? What if you're
like that's not real like like they're like oh look at these text messages like those are not real
see then they can they can get sued you have to be careful with it for sure because can they
reveal the source in court then I think it would have to be like subpoenaed or something but even
then it's like the law kind of protects journalists and there's horses and stuff so it gets a little
a little nuts and then that's why it goes to the jury to figure it out so can you just go to a
publication and be like I heard this about trisha and I'm close to her so I'm a source and then
you can't tell her who I am it depends on all.
also on the outlet because different outlets have a different standard of journalism.
So you do have some outlets where you can get away with like one person claiming their source and then they'll publish it.
And it's like very much like allegedly and it sounds very kind of crazy and fan fictiony.
And then there's like the people magazines and stuff that are known to be like very reputable.
And they have to go through a lot of like checks before they publish information.
Like they'll check with other sources to back the claims before they go and publish something, if that makes sense.
So the person with the Alex Cooper, they went to, was a variety?
They originally went to Bloomberg.
What is that?
It's more of a business financial outlets.
Yeah.
I think of like Bloomberg television.
My dad used to watch and it was like stocks every morning.
Oh.
They do everything.
They're like a variety now?
I think they.
But isn't that like what happened between?
like rebel wilson is now in court about trying to do PR about people yeah the whole thing that
she is she's the epicenter of everything she's always battling something i love it why why did she
the fun of that like what what what slanderous things about her it's kind of the same thing she was
trying to create some we don't actually don't know but she had a red she had a fallout with a producer
from the show and then she was trying to show her movie a movie she made revil wilson yeah
Oh, separate from the Sasha Baron Cohen thing.
Yes, yes, yes.
This was recent.
It's ongoing now.
Wait, how can I know?
You tell me this.
I love Robert.
It was a hot topic at one point.
Like, within-
We talked about it?
Yes.
Ravel Wilson and she wasn't in the thumbnail?
I love a Robert Wilson hot topic.
Can you give me a rundown, a quick debrief of it?
It's basically what Moses said.
Yeah, like there was creative differences with her and the producer, I think, right?
Yeah, producer on a movie she made.
Yeah.
And she was, there was like a leaked voice.
between one of a publicist
that was sent to, I think, Variety
that detailed
like running a smear campaign against
that producer and saying that she was
trying to do the smear campaign. Allegedly,
claiming, claims.
There's claims that she was trying to battle and be like,
we hate these smear campaigns. Is that
what you're saying? She's like trying to like be like stop these
smear campaigns? No, I'm just saying like what you
were talking about. Sometimes it does
get exposed. Yeah. But somebody
did talk to a PR company and
tried to do that. And that was also
just recently
Jane the Virgin
I forgot his name
Justin Beldoni
Yeah so Justin Beldoni
I mean that was the whole ordeal
It's like who is smearing who
And both sides are trying to prove
Who is the one leading
They were both smearing each other
At some point it becomes that
Yeah
But somebody is telling some truth
Somebody is telling some lies
So
What?
If both sides claiming the other side
is telling the lie
Until they really find out the truth
I guess like what's the point
Why were they
Who even started this smear campaign
against each other for the ends with us people.
For the public opinion.
Yeah.
Well, the...
Opel of what, though?
Whether you're a good person or not.
Yeah.
But what was starting that?
Do you know what I mean?
Like, what are we just start smear campaigns against each other?
You and me?
It's like, what's the point?
Like, we're on the same team.
We're in the same movie.
Like...
Oh, but they had to falling out.
Yes.
It's like getting ahead of it.
So they already had the falling out
and already the claims of sexual harassment and stuff.
So it was like the getting ahead of it.
The movie was coming out.
They were about to go on the...
the press tour, Blake was doing her press store separate from Justin Baldoni. Like, it was kind of, like,
bubbling up. So the claims are that Justin Baldoni's PR firm were planning the smear campaign,
which would involve, like, bots and stuff, basically just, like, resurfacing old Blake
lively clips and interviews and having these accounts just post negative stuff. And it's like,
I mean, you get that all the time. Like with TikTok, you see so many TikToks of, like, someone
in a negative light.
Like look at the brand flakes thing, right?
That's not a smear campaign,
but I'm just saying like,
if you see so many posts of like pointing out
the negative things about someone,
you're like, oh, this person sucks.
That's kind of that.
Right, I see.
So, but.
And then they have no credibility.
They have, like, their cachet is just like wiped away.
And that's why they're suing each other
because they're like you smear me so much
that I can't do anything.
Blake, yeah, is suing.
Justin.
Yes.
He's not suing her back.
He filed a counter suit,
but that was tossed out a couple months ago.
Yeah.
It's like at the end of the day, right,
like I feel like everyone, it's like the Dakota and Taylor thing.
Everyone's awful.
And I feel like even if you're both right or even if you're both awful
or even if you're both like doing some your campaigns or whatever.
Like there's like a saying.
I just looked it up the other day or I just saw it the other day.
Came up on my Instagram.
My little like memes.
People said it was AI.
Someone's like, oh, those things are I.
Anyways, it's like, if I like take your eye and you like,
I'm going to take your eye too, it's like, well then now we're both blind.
I think that's from the Bible now.
Oh.
Eye for an eye.
Yeah.
Okay, me quoting Jesus and not knowing.
Oh, it was like a meme that was so gruesome.
It was like literally someone like ripping out someone's eye.
Like, I would take your eye.
And then it's like, well, now we're both blind.
What do we do?
And it's like, now you're both blind.
So you're both like, why don't we just keep our eyeballs in our heads?
Unless it's like something bad.
Obviously the sexual harassment thing is yes.
But then like to be like, let's do this and like ruin their reputation.
It's like, well, if he already did that, your reputation is aren't going to be ruined.
You don't think you need to like go above and beyond to ruin it more.
and like hire people.
I see it with,
I guess I don't need to say it,
but I'm on a TikTok side
where people are like,
oh, there's a smear campaign.
I see it with,
I guess I can say,
I don't know.
I'm always like a little scared
to talk about any of these people,
but do you remember Nicole Arbor?
I know, that name sounds familiar.
She was dear fat people.
Yes.
And then she like went on that tour
and like everyone just like came for her
and like you suck.
Because she's like, dear fat people,
just exercise.
You remember she was like a millennial cringe.
I guess.
Yeah.
Okay, yes.
I do remember.
She was like on like bunny
in Jollyrolls podcast and now she's like accusing them of doing a smear campaign but she's like
accusing them of like paying people to like talk badly about her I don't know Nicole seems like she
might be on the wrong on this I don't I'm not really sure but that's my whole TikTok and it's like
she's basically accusing them of paying people to do TikToks about her and be like she's like discredited
her whatever I don't know but like I guess that sounds like it could actually be a thing not with them
I'm not sure I don't know but yeah there's like packages I mean it is really crazy there's packages
you do a smear campaign of like you pay this amount you can get this number of bots on
these platforms if you get this the next level the next tier you can get more bots and then you
get more coverage on Reddit on Twitter and then you also get TikTok comments like they go back
tiers and then yeah it's like a whole legal thing um I mean that's why it gets into like the lawsuits
and stuff so I guess not if it gets like one goes broke with that that we're all broke again
I know it's messy it's messy for sure that's the whole world of politics I mean
That's how politics is run.
I know.
After my one month announcement of Congress,
all of a sudden,
I was like all these Twitter accounts
that I've never seen before
just like coming from me.
It was like literally a day of me announcing it.
And I was like, I was just kidding.
Everybody like just calm down.
It is actually so scared.
It makes me scared for like in a weird way,
but just like, damn,
you really are going to just like get harassed.
I think if you look into his politics,
you'll realize that is the,
not a good one to endorse.
Oh, really?
Really?
Let's just say Joe Rogan just endorsed him.
Oh, wait, really?
Yeah.
I don't know.
I would think it would.
Yeah.
It's shocking or not shocking?
I didn't know that much about it.
But I would just assume because, like, they seem so like girly pop.
Yeah.
Super girly pop.
I know.
Oh, okay.
Well, no one has been talking about him, so I don't know.
Yeah.
Very odd.
There actually, there's a whole thing that came out yesterday, too.
I think the Hollywood reporter published an article.
You remember Alexa Nicholas.
yes she just filed the whole thing i get about like she did her own investigated and she hired
like a third party to investigate i'm paraphrasing very loosely because like i couldn't get too in
the weeds of it because it was really confusing a lot of legal jargon but her her claim was
that like when she traced the smear campaign against her mostly her husband i guess her husband's
like very it's like a financier guy so he had like a lot of connections and stuff but it all
She claims that all came back to Scooter Braun, like from back in, like, 2016 is when, like, he started doing the smear campaign kind of stuff.
Against her?
Allegedly.
I think against other celebrities.
I think she listed, like, Selena Gomez's name she found and stuff.
But it's all alleged, obviously.
Oh, my God.
But why is she in the middle of it?
Because he didn't come for her.
I think she is claiming that there was a smear campaign against her and her husband.
And then when they hired, like, a third party, and to track down, like, the origins.
at some point,
Scooter Braun was kind of like in the epicenter of it.
Not necessarily against her specifically,
but like proliferated,
proliferated down to...
It's the author and you?
I think I used that wrong.
That was good.
Alex happens.
That was smart.
When you say words,
I'm like, well, that's okay.
Awful.
That sounds like bad news, all of it.
I know.
It's pretty crazy.
And then all the articles with Alex Cooper.
There's like two size of this
that I think are interesting.
There's one where, like,
is it Alex Earle's team?
She has a really good team.
Is it her team kind of like planting the stories?
Or the other thing that I heard as like a pretty popular strategy is it's called the bridge
and block PR strategy.
Like when you know bad stuff is going to come out, like you redirect and shift.
It's very like, look over there.
Like shifting it to something else.
So before all this press started coming in.
out, did Alex Cooper call out Alex Earle to make this the focus of all the headlines?
Because she knew.
She knew it was coming.
Maybe.
Possibly.
It's like two scenarios, right?
It's either like she knew something was coming, like the bad press was coming.
She already had the winter, unwell winter games like controversy.
And she knew that she was going to get more about us.
So does she like want to get ahead of it by making this the big talk of the town?
or is Alex Earle's team trying to like get back of her and plant these like stories?
Where do you fall?
God, I honestly don't know.
I think it honestly, it could go either way.
Truly, it could.
To me, I think I'm a little jaded because I've like been in the production and like, you know,
interview business for so long that the claims that are coming out these like exposés
about unwell, about just like a hostile work environment that Alex's husband, Matt Kaplan,
would like allegedly yell and berate the crew or staff members.
I guess the yelling and berating that definitely crosses a line, but everything else I've
heard about the girls come up with about Alex Cooper, like, oh, she just, she doesn't really
care about me, she just cares about money, blah, blah, blah, blah.
All of that just seems like this is kind of the industry.
I'm not saying it's good.
I'm like, it's just the way it is.
Unfortunately, like, it's very much like your feelings don't really matter that much.
It's like whatever's the best for the company.
What's going to make this company richer and make profit?
So I'm kind of used to that and desensitized to that.
I guess it depends how, if it's true, it depends how nasty Matt Kaplan was getting.
Yeah, like recordings coming out about it.
Yeah.
Damn.
It's very interesting, though.
And then it's weird, though, because then you have people coming out.
be like I works with Alex Cooper and like she was always so nice never had any problems with her
Jonah yeah Jonah who was one of your backup dancers yeah went on tour with Alex Cooper what
she had dancers he at that remember what she was doing the podcast yeah but that's what I'm saying
she had a little dance segment yeah and he would like I guess there was like a sexy segment where he would
like take her knee high socks off with his teeth what I don't know what that I was going down
the collar daddy tour but he he made a
like talk saying like I was on tour with her for months and I spent a lot of time with her
and I'm not going to you know say that other people's experience is wrong but all I can say is
my experience with her was like she always very kind very professional yeah I love that I do love that
yeah I feel like it could be said about anybody like and people I've worked with people and I mean
half the people probably probably like trish is amazing but then you know there's probably like a 10%
out there that's like she's the worst I don't know especially in my hangary days you know so I don't
I think it's just, yeah, it's like what day you catch her on.
I don't know.
Uh-huh.
I mean, she seemed nice in the one hour I talked with her before and after, but yeah,
dealing with employees is so different too.
Also, too, when it's like a husband and wife, so they both have unwell and he's like involved.
For some reason, I thought he was like a movie producer or something.
I thought he was like not in the podcast world.
I think this is his main business now is unwell.
Okay.
I forget who was saying this.
Maybe it was spill success or something.
Someone that went into like the unwell office, like you would think Alex Cooper would have the
big, like, corner office because she's the
CEO, but actually, like, Matt Kaplan is one that has the biggest
office. Who put that out there? Or, Chris, or Spilshush? I think
Spilshush did. Who saw it? Like, who took the picture?
Who posted it? I guess someone who just visited the Unwell
office. Like, Alex's office is more out in the open with everybody else
and his is, like, in the corner, the big executive office.
Okay. So he's, you know, pretty powerful.
I mean, I would, even if he was the big one in charge, I still would be
like, I'm getting that corner office because I'm the face.
Like, you know what I mean?
Like, I'm the one dealing with all this shit.
Like, no one really, really cares.
Even those, like, hip piece articles are my, I really don't know who.
Yeah, T, because in the hippies articles, they're using Alex Cooper's image, you know.
Like, give me that big corner office because I'm the one going to take all this heat.
Is the Unwalt Games done?
I think they dropped, like, all the episodes on YouTube, I believe.
And I heard people on TikTok reviewing it and saying that it was entertaining.
But I just, like, it was too messy for even me to even dip my toe.
I'm like, I'll watch something else, you know, like I'm good.
I'm good on that front.
Yeah, same.
I heard that Mormon Wives is shooting again, but Dakota is not a part of it.
Yeah, T.
This literally just came out today from TMZ that Mormon Wives is back in production.
Originally, there was reporting that Taylor was not going to be,
Taylor and Dakota were not going to be involved in this season.
People magazine wrote that.
I know I literally just said they had to check a lot of sources.
Sometimes they were so wrong.
Sometimes they're wrong.
They went a little too early.
Yes.
And because maybe that was the case at one point, then it switched, you know?
Yeah.
And then Taylor commented on Instagram from people, and she was like, that's not what I heard.
And then TMZ reported that she will be involved later down the line, but Dakota still will not.
I heard my, the one I heard was she was given the option to return and declined is what I heard.
Oh, is he.
I don't know how, which one is the most up to date.
In the statement from, I don't know if it's from Hulu or her camp.
Let me see if I do know.
There was a statement that she is going to be focusing on her family and healing.
Oh yeah, here's the direct statement.
Her priority right now is her mental health and her family.
She wants to return eventually when she's ready.
And that was a source to the show itself, Secret Lives and Mormon Wives.
So it does sound like she was given the option.
And probably wants to come later down the line.
I'm sure she like appear at some points.
I like that.
I respect that.
I do like that.
I feel like, okay, they're going to talk about it.
So it's like, I would want to be part of that narrative.
But obviously, like, yeah.
I think when people, like, take a step back and we visually see you take a step back,
it's like, oh, okay, like that's, you know,
when people just come back right away, you're like,
that seems like a little much, you know what I mean?
But I think it's good, also for her, but also for, like, the public to be like,
okay, she's, like, actually taking a step back.
I love that they said Dakota was not invited back.
Yeah.
Actually, you should, he's awful.
He is awful.
Should not be.
Taylor was, like, an originator on the show.
Her spark in season one obviously was like so such a good light
Yeah there seems to be way more to it
The more you see all this stuff about her and him and
I don't know
Yeah
Something about him really does give me the egg
The more I see I'm like I mean I always thought he was lch
But everything about him I'm like
Yeah and I think they were just waiting
Until the charges were dropped
Against Taylor
From the most recent event
Which was I think February
Yeah
And they also have a Hulu reality event
today. So there's also the theory that
they're going to be filming at this Hulu event
today. So that's why they had to issue this statement
today because they're going to see
the girls filming and then
the cast's going to be out of the bag. Yeah. Where's the event?
Is it in like Malibu? Remember they do that fancy one
like outside? Yeah. They did that last year.
It's again this year. How do we get
to that? It's here. Can we go?
Let's go. Let's go. I was like a nobu Malibu
last time and everyone was there for the Hulu. What are they
they called like announced or something up next? I don't know.
Something like that. Yeah. It has some like reality
name. Hulu's get real house events.
Oh. Damn, I want to be there.
I know. T. I'm invited to that.
Are we not part of the Hulu world? I guess
not. I guess we honestly just
got up to date like three weeks ago,
so I don't blame Hulu.
Yeah, we love Hulu. I wish I was at that event.
I would go. I would go to that event.
That's why. When I think of us going to an event together, because I really want
to, and I definitely want to do like the whole stylist video for an event,
I see us going to like a day event where it's something like that, where we can get some
tea, where it's like this Hulu, like, up next thing.
You know, I think that'd be like...
And we're really in the mix of it.
Yeah, I feel like the Kardashians would be there.
It'd be us with this Mormon wives.
Yes.
We'd be really with all the girls.
That would be so fun.
Because I think like Ezra was there last year.
Like I remember like everybody was there.
Oh my God.
Yeah, Robert Irwin.
Yes.
That's when they announced him, I think, for dancing with the stars.
Because they announced him so early.
I wonder if they're announcing anyone today.
I really want to know.
More Mormon wives, I'm sure.
Yeah.
Sounds like Jesse was practicing with Sasha.
I had heard they had asked Taylor to like coincide with a bachelor's.
I also heard that like probably just a rumor,
but that they were also like going to release the bachelor season.
Oh, this actually is something that could happen now.
Wait, why?
This is source reporting.
I don't know who the sources are, obviously.
But there is source reporting that they are still TBD on releasing it.
Again, when they, quote unquote canceled it, they never said they canceled.
Right.
Like ABC never said canceled.
They just said they weren't going to air it, like postponed.
now that the charge just dropped, it's like looking better.
And also they've been rolling out the bachelors that were on her season on that Bachelor podcast, the official one or whatever.
Oh.
So they've been doing podcasts interviews.
Yeah.
So and the hosts of The Bachelor, I forget their name, that guy's name.
Jesse Palmer.
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He's also been hinting that it still might see the light of day.
So there is a little bit of hope.
Wow.
You're watching?
A little bit of hope.
I fear I would be seated.
I fear I would be seated.
I feel like everybody would be too.
Yeah.
Yeah, I guess sister chart is dropped.
Now we see her bruises and stuff like, geez, like this whole thing is kind of just like a situation.
Yeah.
It's not as like one-sighted.
I mean, I just hope they are not getting back together.
Like, you know what I mean?
Like, I just feel like.
I pray to, I guess like we haven't seen fully how much other's grow up.
It sounds like she's really on the journey of healing.
She is posting a lot of AI photos of Jesus.
which I don't know about that, but, you know, we're starting somewhere.
We're starting somewhere on this healing journey.
I do see a lot of Bible pages.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And she's with her girls, Jessie and Demi.
She says those two had her back.
Those two are the ones she's closest with, yeah.
I like to see it.
Very interesting dynamics going on.
Man, we missed out on the Hulu.
Got to find out where they're out.
I know.
I want to see the T.
Because the Hulu does seem fun.
It kind of seems camp.
Yeah.
Like Disney and...
It's really weird because they have just a little bit of everything, I fear.
Like they have the shenanigans from Mormon wives and Kardashians and everything.
But then they also keep it classy with, you know, a scripted drama.
Like it's...
What's the scripted drama on Hulu?
Oh, my God.
Why am I forgetting her name?
Is it high-wired?
It's not a drama, but I think it's like a dromedy.
She's from Hacks.
I'm forgetting her name.
Hypotential.
Yeah.
Hypotential.
Yes.
I love her.
I do love that one.
has blue nails on that show.
And it always comes up after we were watching,
I'm a shifting gears girl.
So every time we watch Shifting Gears,
anyone else watch that?
Make some noise in the comments, everybody.
If you're watching Shifting Gear's.
When I did a general meeting with Hulu,
I remember going in there and they're like,
yeah, we do dancing with the stars.
And I was like, wow, that's so cool.
And then they were like giving me a little tour
and they're like, shifting gears films down the way.
I'm like, I'm such a fan.
They're like, you are?
It's like, love the show.
It's all their third season.
It's kind of crushing.
But after that comes High Potential and I
I really do love that show.
You watch it?
Is that Hulu original?
Yeah, I believe so.
No, I'm not watching it.
But it's on my list of things to watch, though,
because I really do like Caitlin Olson.
They've been on that show, Arrested Development, right?
Yeah.
For like 20 years.
Oh, crazy.
It's still going.
It's still going?
Yes, they're still filming.
She, like, met her husband.
They have teenage sons, like, everything on that show.
That's wild.
15 years.
Is that the one?
Oh, no.
Is it arrested development or always sunny?
Always Sunny.
That's the one she's in.
That's still filming.
the daughter from hacks
is in
oh that's still going on
yes always saying
I was just saying the wrong thing
I just believe you sometimes
kind of the same thing
arrested development seems like an always sunny
always sunny I think is still filming right
yeah that's what Dan DeVito
yeah right like I love a cast
that just doesn't want to end the show
you know what I mean that they're like let's keep it going
yeah that's what I always think
I'm always like when people leave the show
I'm like no like
keep going keep that paycheck's coming in
always yeah
It's so crazy when people are like, let's move on to other things.
It's like you could still move on other things.
Like Romeo and Michelle.
Well, usually if they don't enjoy, they move on, but they seem to enjoy it.
You know, it's like there's nothing better than, it's like a band being on tour.
They just enjoy making records going on tour.
That's us here at Jess Trish.
We're going to go forever.
Forever and ever because it's so much fun.
Yeah, I guess, yeah, if it's like a fun.
But she's doing three shows.
Caitlin's doing HACS, high potential, which she starts in High Potential and.
Always Sunny.
Always Sunny.
Yeah, I guess if you can make it work.
And Hax is.
over and that's right yeah so like for her hacks is a small gig yeah it's fast and you move on
yeah interesting i show that i'm watching right now surprisingly surprisingly on apple tv i don't know
maybe watch it bargo's got money troubles you guys get into it it is so good who's in it it's
it's another one right it's new el fanning's in it um Michelle fifer oh nick offerman love him
yeah i saw reviews that it's come in and it's really good people are excited
about it. Is it on? Oh, it's on. Yeah, it's here.
Three episodes, no, four episodes now so far.
What's the synapsis general? I don't know. Okay. The synopsis, you guys, you might not be
gagging, but I promise in execution is actually as good. It is a young girl in college,
El Fanning, who gets knocked up by her English teacher, who, it turns out, has a family
and two kids, and she signs like, she ends up having to sign an NDA that she won't.
expose him and go after him for money in order to get a trust fund for her baby.
Oh.
But she needs money because she can't work.
How she going to live?
Exactly.
So she starts an O-F.
And she starts it as like a pean raider.
Like she critiques peens.
And then-
I love that you censor yourself.
You always say the word is today.
I'm thinking of Jimmy.
Oh, okay.
And yeah, it's like it's a comedy.
but it's heartfelt and the performances damn everyone be acting everyone is acting they're putting their
whole bodice into into their acting performances elf fanning baby emmy i think you're getting the emmy
the image champions now i'm hoping it's limited series so it doesn't go against because it's
comedy so that she would go against hacks i think could go against white lotus it's like limited
series though i don't think it'd be out in time at least white lotus oh i see i see for next year yeah
Yes.
So El Fanning, baby, I'll be running an Emmy campaign.
She's amazing in it.
It's so funny.
Nicole Kidman randomly makes an appearance.
Who's Michelle Pfeiffer in it?
She's her mom.
She's her mom who turns to the church just because she wants a husband.
And it's like, it's a key.
She's a key in it.
Who's the men in it?
Nick Offerman is her estranged dad.
Elvany's a strange dad.
So who's the only guy or the guy she has baby with?
He's not involved.
He's like out.
He's in the first episode.
No one famous.
No, no, no, just a guy.
That was like Nick Offerman or something.
I was like, I just have on Amy Pollard's podcast.
I'm really trying to.
My press tour, I'm nine number one is to be on Amy Poehler's podcast.
I love her.
But I mean, she gets like all the biggest people like Ava Plaza.
Maybe.
Maybe they'll be a lull by then.
She's like, damn, moving on today.
When you have a book?
I don't know.
She has like all the stars.
Just everyone from Parks and Rec.
And maybe she has kids.
Maybe look at me in.
I was talking about we did not love a Sharon.
I was telling me how like she got to be Adam Sandler.
And the full story will be on there.
but I basically would like say he's like, oh, I want you to meet my dad.
And I was like, that's so crazy.
So if Amy Polar has kids and you guys want me on the podcast, like let her know
because I love it so much.
And I love, I didn't know anything about Nick Offerman.
And the reason I know is because of that podcast.
And I did like a deep, I guess he was in the Last of Us.
What's the One of Us?
Yeah, one episode.
With Bartlett Murray, who I also really love.
I watched.
I ended up watching.
By yourself.
You always watch all.
You watch all those weird ones by yourself.
Every time I come in, I'm like, there's some weird show on.
But there is another show because when that show,
came out there was a bunch of show people were excited about we watched big mistakes we did
what's big mistakes daniel levy oh he wrote it with with rachel senate oh i really wanted to like it
did you watch it no well we just started we just started people love people love the show i know i want to
love it like i love her just like i love him like i always say you remind me of him well the the shitscriek
version not saying he's on ozempic but he is giving ozempic his face is so like got in a good way
Right. Everyone likes to be skinny these days. I don't know.
But he looks so different when he was on, and he wasn't, he definitely wasn't fat in Shits Creek.
So when I said he was also very thin in Shits Creek too.
But I was just like, it gets younger or two.
Maybe when you get older, you get a little more.
Yeah, he's just so good.
He's like a priest, but a gay priest in big mistakes.
It's a preacher, I guess. And he's gay.
And I don't, I like the idea. I don't love it, though.
I wish I would love it. I don't know.
I mean, it's developing. It's going somewhere.
But if you love him, you like the writing, it's very war heavy.
You know, they're just talking a lot and fast and there's a certain pace to it.
I mean, I can keep up with fast talking.
No, not for you.
I'm just saying to the audience.
What is the kind of a show?
Almost.
Because a goodness.
Because a lot of shows are designed to be a secondary screen.
They're like very easy and slow so you can be on your phone and watch a show.
But this show is not one of those.
This show is like.
Oh, yeah.
I agree.
Yeah.
Because yeah, maybe I missed, I don't know.
I feel like I was like tuned in because also the lady that's in everything.
She was she was she in Big Bang Theory I think she's Sheldon's mom in Big Bang Theory
She's in everything she was in Roseanne. She's his mom. Yeah, she's and I love like I love the cast I feel like everyone in the cast is like so good
I don't know what's missing for me in that one
Once we finish that we'll try and watch this show
It's good. It's not a nudity though so
Be warned I suppose I guess we won't be watching that show
Her jugs out oh okay I
I do have a problem with nudity, the older I get.
I do feel uncomfy.
But I think it's just age or something, I don't know.
Or maybe because I have kids, there is something so weird.
You know, I used to love, like, anything granchy or even just anything, like, sexual.
I guess, like, Bridgetton doesn't show nudity too much.
But anytime we see, like, boobs on a screen, I'm always just, like, turn it off, turn it off.
I don't know why.
I don't know what it is.
It should be normal.
I mean, the human body's normal.
You know, I'm all about, like, I'll wish everyone could go topless.
But now when I see people topless, I'm very much, like, I can't.
Because we end up watching it when the kids are napping.
so it's like in the middle of the day.
Yeah.
It's not like we watch it at night.
Spoobies in the day, night.
Big jogs in the middle of that.
But it's like, you know, you watch the movie and suddenly somebody's outside, you know,
doing something and you're like, oh.
Right, we have like people doing construction.
Like, like, walk in or like.
No, you see through the windows.
You see the TV.
Yeah, they're right out there.
It's just funny.
That was very much like, um, righteous dumb sounds like I loved it.
But oh my God, the amount of peen that would be showed.
I'm like, turn it off, turn it off.
Like, it's so, I don't know.
There's something that makes me.
me like,
uncomfortable about it,
but I don't know.
But anyways,
the house,
what was it?
The house made?
The house made?
I like that.
Nudity's good.
I think it's like mild.
It's moderate.
Yeah,
and I guess it was,
you saw it in the theater.
Or no,
you saw it here.
Oh,
if I saw it in the theater,
I would,
I would die.
I would go out.
Oh, I thought it would be easier
because it's like dark.
Oh, no,
the opposite.
I'd be like,
what are people doing in the dark?
Like, let me leave.
That's kind of a movie.
I don't know.
I don't know.
It's a thing.
I think with age, you just become a prude.
So enjoy that wild adolescence just running free.
It's great when you're young.
And then now you're old and you have kids and you're just like, oh my gosh, I can't be seen.
Which is crazy.
And honestly, I say that I hate that too because I do hate that.
Like America is conditioned to be like, oh, my God, nudity is sexual.
And we should be ashamed and embarrassed by it.
Like I hate that so much.
That's what I'm conditioned for now because it is just a body.
Everyone has a body.
But damn, they really sexualize everything.
And now I'm uncomfied because of it.
I hate it.
I hate it.
but don't be ashamed of your body.
Well, speaking of big boobs on screens,
Sidney's Sweeney's cameo and the Devil Wars product too was cuts.
And that was a big headline.
Oh, that's real news?
It is real news.
She had a quick cameo playing herself.
Basically, the scene, it was going to be like a little montage of celebrities in,
I guess, like, come in and out of the magazine.
They were going to be, like, dressed fiercely.
But that whole scene ended up being cut.
Oh, the whole scene.
So not just her.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
The headline is like a key
Because everyone
You know
Everyone's got it out for Miss Sweeney
So that's like a key is kind of funny
Like damn they wanted nothing to do with her
But it kind of happens all the time
So when you actually like read the article
It does kind of lose some of the
The humor and a lure
But she was like photographed on set
Filming it
And I think people were like expecting to see her
So when she wasn't in the film at all
It became like
What would they cut?
You said there was a celebrity
Two other celebrities were in there
They didn't say who else was in the way.
Why would they cut a scene like that?
That's so weird.
Like if you have cameos like that.
They said it just didn't really make sense for like the story.
Like it was a creative decision to mix the whole thing altogether.
Well, why did you write it?
Well, I guess sometimes on paper you think it's good.
But then when you see it in the movie, you're like, oh, it's not giving.
It sounds like it fits in.
I mean, the world is Vogue and Mecgala.
Like, how does it not fit in?
Like, what do you mean?
Sini and Sweenies at the Mechala every year with Anna Wintor.
Like, I don't understand.
Like, that doesn't make any sense to me.
It's so funny.
I mean, it happened.
Obviously, like Simone, Ashley.
Thank God she made the devilwood brought a two cut.
Did she?
She has a pretty big character arc in this as well.
Thank God.
She's doing the junket with Caleb here on.
Oh, they're doing together?
Yes.
So they're really putting them out there.
So I guess they play the new assistants, I believe.
And they have pretty big roles.
So they're not just like little cameos.
Who's the assistants?
Caleb and Simone Ashley.
Yeah.
That's.
I love that.
Yeah, yeah.
That's kind of crazy, though, right?
The only scene I remember, and for the record, I don't love it.
I don't love it.
And the reason I don't love it is because they were calling Ann Hathaway fat at it.
So that's why I'm like, but I'm not even shading at all.
Obviously, like, obviously, Caleb talks about being bigger.
Yeah.
Well, also.
It's okay for Amanda be bigger.
Anne Hathaway is still given.
She's standing strong in the 2020 body positivity movement that has vanished in 2026.
But she, even in the movie, like her and Meryl and all the fashion sequences, they wanted like body diversity in like on the runway.
In the new movie.
In the new movie.
Yeah.
So now they're really pushing.
They're like the media landscape has changed.
And that's kind of the plot of the movie too is about like how the magazines are having to adapt to the new media.
Because when the first one came out, there was no iPhone.
So everything has changed.
When did the first one come out?
Is that crazy a thing about like 2000?
It was 20 years ago, 2006.
So.
Oh, okay, so the plot is, like, they have to adapt.
Are she, like, is she, like, pushing against it, like,
oh, I don't want fatties in this magazine.
Or is she just like...
It's kind of just, and it's...
It just exists.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's like...
They need to explain.
They didn't explain why there's fatties on the runway.
Yes, what do you mean?
We just, if you're watching them back to back,
and you're just like, wow, you're fat, like that fat girl.
I think they will establish it's been 20 years.
And Miranda Priestley didn't age or what?
She's the exact same age as she was 20 years ago?
No, the time jump is, like, a big part of it.
because now Anne Hathaway's character,
she's like the big girl in charge of like a PR company
and everyone else is trying to like catch up to her.
Like she's like,
seceded Meryl Streep's character.
Like she's more influential and powerful than her now
because she's kind of washed.
But Marcia looks exactly the same.
And then Gagha, Anne Hathaway looks younger.
But that's a...
That's like, what?
We're ignoring that.
We're ignoring the characters.
The characters are going to be...
Okay.
Yeah, it's 20 years older.
I mean, you know, I love it.
I love it.
You know, we're going to allow
for changing growth. I was going to condemn it. I was like,
no, don't try and walk back your
fat-phobic. It's a sign of the 2006, a very
different time, mama. That's true.
Yeah. They were just going along, riding
to the time. That's all you can do,
I suppose. I love it. Yeah. By-bye, I love Caleb.
I do love him on the red carpet. I love him.
I think he's very well-spoken. He does seem like
a star. He said he was 11 when the first one came on.
I just watched an interview with him today.
He's like, I was 11. I was a closet of a gay boy in Missouri.
Oh, wow, yeah.
20 years ago was crazy.
I'll read 30.
You were 13.
Yeah, I was 12 or 13 when it came out.
How old was I?
10 years ago.
20 years.
Oh, 20 years.
Oh, my God, I was 18.
Isn't that crazy?
Oh, my God, like the adults.
In California, just doing drugs already.
Like, that's crazy.
That's why I missed the first movie.
I'm like in the ditch.
You know the story.
A pickup drug somewhere.
Yeah, literally.
Watch her daddy.
That is the kidnapping story.
Crazy.
Yeah, I think that's maybe why I didn't.
I didn't miss out on that because I remember I, like, I missed that whole era.
Do you mean I hate the Devil Wars Potter, though, if that's any consolation.
Must be a tourist thing.
I hate it.
I do too, and I hate to say that because it was such a...
I really hate it.
I hated everything about it.
I haven't gone back and watched it a long time.
I remember watching it with my mom.
I don't know if we went to the theater, but we definitely owned the DVD.
Wow.
And that DVD was getting put to use.
Like, we watched it a few times.
So I was seated for it at some point, but I haven't watched it in at least like 15 years.
So you don't know how awful stuff.
We watched it recently.
We watched it maybe like four or five years ago, and I was like, just awful.
I'm intrigued to see how the Devil Wars Potter done.
two goes.
They kind of lost me a little bit because I feel like we lost the essence of the film
because they did a collaboration with the Old Navy,
no shade to Gap Inc, like big fan.
But Devo wears Prada.
My old Navy is crazy.
And it's like white t-shirts with like text on it.
And it's like not giving fashion.
It's not giving fierce.
It's not giving couture.
It's not giving coutre.
It's giving coutre.
Like it's giving like it's going to be in landfills.
That's kind of the vibe I get.
Like a tote bag.
with like, that is all.
I'm like, girl, what?
That's a little, I know.
No offense if you live for it.
If you're gagging for it, more power to you.
Me personally, I was gagging in the wrong way.
Not seated for it.
I'm like, this kind of goes against the whole vibe of the movie.
Yeah, I agree on that point.
I think they're actually going to get me to go to the theater
because I actually do like now that they have body positivity.
Oh, you really did all one week.
Yeah.
Now that I know that.
Yeah, okay, I like that.
Mm-hmm.
I like a lot.
And at the way it was really talked about in the, at the
premiere that she was like no like we really like push for that like we wanted to adapt to where
the landscape is now it's like that's fierce and I love that again when we're really losing
we're losing the body positivity movement you know we are losing that she's holding like
everybody else yeah one is so they really are so scared anahad the way looks amazing she's
trying I do have a skinny girl for the body positivity movement you know skinny people want to
keep some fat people fat they're like we need is because everyone is getting skinny
just got to get skinny and skin here because now who's like who yeah that is so hard um and
kaila did say anne hathaway was a key on set too like yeah and she would like be the she
he would go up to and be like anne how are you doing everything and she would always have a little
joke for everything like she was a key okay she lives for the gays so i'll give it to anne i feel
like you guys are doing an anti smear campaign the opposite of yeah what is it what's the opposite of a smear
campaign i guess just the regular smegular PR campaign baby yeah you're trying to bring her back yeah
Annie, I got you, girl.
I like it.
I do like that.
I did hear Anna Hathaway News.
I do like, I think I'm going to go back on that train.
I was never on the Ann Hathaway trip.
Yeah.
Get on it.
I saw the book she bought the rights to about the influencer tradwife.
Did you see that?
I did see that in passing.
Yeah.
So she bought rights to this, I guess it's a book.
And I love the concept of this.
It's like literally like an influencer trad wife because right the whole thing now is like the Nara
Smith's of it all.
And obviously other people like ballerini farms who like take it more extreme and have like 20 kids and they're like on a farm and they give up their dreams to do this life.
and be like, take care of your man and bake everything and whatever,
which is like, I'm not against that, whatever.
But in this book that she is adapting into a movie is like she gets transported back to like the 1800s
and has to actually be that trad wife.
And obviously like the influencer trad wife probably would not survive as a trad wife in the 1800s.
That's gaggy.
I like that.
Yeah.
And I'm like, oh, does she get back with like a cell phone?
Is she like an influencer in that era?
Like that's kind of like.
Yeah, I'm really excited.
I'm pretty seated for that.
Narc Smith, ironically, was at the Devil Wears Prada premiere too.
Well, maybe she has some involvement in that.
Maybe she'll be one of the...
You know how like Stefford wives?
There was like all the Seppford wives.
Maybe the Trad Wives will be.
Narsmith is?
Is she in the movie?
I don't think so.
They have a lot of influencers though at the Devil Wars Prattitude premiere.
It was everyone who was like a model with some followers was there.
It was big.
New York.
They went all out.
Yeah, in New York.
She's beautiful.
Maybe she has a cameo on it.
Maybe because I...
Like, why would you be there?
T, but they did have like a lot of just like influencers.
But I mean,
they have so many fashion show sequences
and it wouldn't make sense to see
Nara and Lucky
Lewis Smith like either
walking the runway or like
in the fashion show somewhere seated
and watching it.
That'd be fun to see.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's like we were,
when we were talking about,
I saw, I saw it on random
Justin Martin's here and then like
in the episode.
But I was like, who is that?
Darian said that too.
Daryan, at least Daryon is like this generation
that should know.
I guess he's too young.
Too young to know about Jesse McCartney
really.
I feel like he's kind of a cultural
icon though. I feel like he spans the decades.
Yeah, I guess Darien wasn't in
America when Jesse McCartney also was popular.
Was he not international?
I don't know if he was big in Costa Rica.
Might have to do a little.
Might have to check the demographic, but.
How about you? Do you know if he is international?
I don't know. I mean, I would remember songs, but not a person.
I don't want another pretty face.
I don't want just anyone a hole.
I don't want my love to go to waste.
I want you and you're a beautiful, so you don't want
I want to chase.
You're the one I want to hold.
And I'm a long, long go to waste.
I want you and your beautiful soul.
No.
Oh.
That song got me.
I was like, ooh, he only cares about my soul, baby.
It's so good.
It is so good.
Even when they did it and everyone was singing in the episode, I was like singing.
Me too.
I live.
It's timeless.
It's so good.
I thought it was like Ed Shearing or something.
Oh.
You thought it was Ed Shearing.
You were just singing like if I had to get
Oh, okay, I think you went when you saw a hack some thought
I thought it was Ed Sheer
I was like, okay Ed Shearing cameo
It's like Ed Sheeran, okay, um
Do you the trailer for Meet the Fokkers?
Or Fawker-in-law?
Fawker-in-law.
I'm excited.
I thought Ariana was going to have a small role
but it looks like she's kind of one of the main characters
Yeah, she's on the poster.
Yeah, she's on the poster.
She's like lead credit.
So I'm excited.
I didn't really care about the other movies.
I only watched the first one like as a kid with my parents
people loved me
the parents
when I came out.
They lived for that.
Oh my brother
bought that on DVD
like every boy
was like this is such a funny movie
I guess it was the time
I haven't watched it since
it Benzola only stands by the first two
he said he stands by those
and the little fuckers
he didn't sit in that happened
sounds like a bad concept
for a movie
I'm excited for Ariana
people are divided
that she looks just like
Ariana Grande
I've seen a lot of TikToks of this too
and I'm kind of like
ladies let's wait until we actually see
the film y'all because when I see Jacob Allorty in any old project besides Frankenstein
where he literally had like a suit of skin on I do be seen when I saw Wuthering Heights I did see
Jacob Allerty you know what I mean like that's a good point right I guess because he right I think
Ariana has such a distinct look with her hair and her brows and her skin I feel like it makes her
look like a character because she's more charactery as opposed to maybe a Jacob Allerty or even a
Margarabi who always looks the same they kind of just look like a person not to say she doesn't
like a person but you know what I mean like she looks a more charactery I think I don't know I'm
here for it I love Ariana I see the argument I think she gets it and I feel like maybe did Lady Gaga
get it definitely not in the star is born but maybe later on but I feel like you know them differently
so it's kind of like you I guess right like I feel like when people see you and anything like granted
the character that you're playing but I feel like even if you were playing you know the falker-in-law
I thought we'd be like, oh, it looks like Trisha.
Well, I thought we would be playing Chichita's the influencer.
Like, oh, here's my girlfriend.
She's been an influencer for 20 years.
You eat on camera?
Yeah, that's what I do, sir.
Like, I would just be playing myself for sure.
But Ariana, when she's, like, on Estenal and she does, like,
the one where she did Bo and Yang,
and she was, like, the mom that was homophobic.
Like, you didn't see Ariana.
So I kind of, like, get it.
Maybe they should have done, like, a little bit different.
Because everyone's like, oh, her voice sounds different.
She's not doing the, like, Glinda voice anymore.
So it's like, it's almost there.
But also, what are it?
Like, I'm looking at the poster.
So, like, is Robert De Niro?
Doesn't look like Robert De Niro or Ben Stiller?
Well, that was like, Asker's argument.
They literally.
But I guess what I was saying is like...
And she's so funny.
Like, I'm wicked.
She's such a great comedy actor.
I think like she's going to be a great.
No, I have seen a lot of people on TikTok say that.
And I kind of get the argument.
I think it's like...
People also pointed out like her makeup is the same in real life as it is in the movie as
the character and I could see something like that too but I'm like let's just wait until
we see the film before you know we really jump on and you know make some commentary
because the film I thought was going to be good was Michael I was I was I just assumed it was
it was going to be good because it's a bio-pick yeah did you watch it I didn't watch it I didn't
really like a biopic like that I don't really gag I don't really get you and Allie and AJ
when they're like I don't like a biopic I'm like what that's my favorite genre I love
you live I have no idea what it's about like I'm going to watch a biopic you do live for
I love them.
I love a real story.
Yeah.
I was just like going to let people have their fun in passing, you know, from over here, respectfully.
And I just assumed it was going to be good because it's a biopic.
Yeah.
It was kind of, I thought it was pretty hyped up.
Yeah.
His nephew's playing him.
Yeah.
Jafar.
Yeah, Jafar Jackson is playing him.
I heard he was amazing in it.
But yeah, so far it's sitting like under 30% on Rotten Tomatoes.
And the reviews have not been super favorable.
What are they saying?
What are the reviews saying?
I think the big.
criticism is, okay, positive first.
Jafar Jackson, everyone's saying he's amazing in it,
saying it's not even like a nepotism thing.
Like he's just like that good.
Yeah.
Loses, like when you're watching him,
like you do think it's Michael Jackson because
the way that Jafar Jackson like studied the performances
and the choreography and the musicality and the voice,
he like even slept in Michael Jackson's childhood bedroom
to like really immerse himself in the vibes.
So he really, he was dedicated.
He went all the way in.
That's like 95% of the movie is like that.
Then that's good.
What's the problem?
the problem I think it comes to like the writing is kind of what it seems overall the overall consensus is because it's you know the Jackson estate was involved in the production of it that is kind of like a very sanitized PR friendly surface level view of Michael Jackson and his childhood like it kind of hints at things like the beginning of the film opens up with him reading Peter Pan to like hint that that is like arrested development and stuff right but it doesn't really get into the
the deeper levels of Michael Jackson.
It doesn't touch at all on like all the allegations and any of that stuff as well.
Yeah.
And at one point they were going to include that not fully either,
kind of like touch on it to show the audience that yes, it's kind of addressed,
but then that ended up being scrapped too.
So none of that is even in the movie as of right now.
Because there is a part two that's in pre-production, but I guess we'll see how well this does.
Same producers and everything.
Because they've done movies on Michael's life.
They've done biopics where they've done.
They show that stuff.
So it's like, I mean, there's already pictures out there like that.
It's just like all the Elvis movies.
I mean, some show them in a great light.
Some, like, obviously you watch Bazelerman versus Sophia Coppola's like Briscilla versus Elvis.
It's like two different Elvis is like, that's the problem with a biopic is like, and also when you're dead, you really don't get to say.
Ellen John did it right.
He had a living biopic.
He's like, I'm going to be on set and let people know.
And I think because the family was pretty involved, minus Janet, and I think one other Jackson wasn't involved.
But I know, like, Michael's mom was involved and, like, loved the movie.
Like, all the rest of the family really loved it.
And said Jafar was amazing.
But maybe the problem was they were just, like, too involved where they wouldn't.
Like, even if, like, you don't go too deep into allegations and stuff, they said, like, even with wonder, what is it called?
Wonderland.
What is it called?
His estate?
Oh, Neverland.
Even with Neverland.
They don't really go that deep into that either.
Like, they don't really explore, you know, why.
he sees the animals as his friends and stuff.
So, like, they just don't really get deep into the character.
I mean, they have to make a 20-hour movie to get all of it in.
They got, like, basically five hours because you got the two-parter movie.
Okay.
Is bubbles in there the chimp?
A CGI bubbles, the chimp is in there.
Oh, I love that.
Yeah.
We love that animal.
I think that's better than, yeah, getting a real animal.
I love a CGI.
Do you ever watch the movie, not the Jack Black one?
The original Anaconda in 1997?
Yes, and that was my fear was big ass snakes coming out of the pipes.
That's so terrible.
I just watched the ending of it this morning.
Spoiler, I guess, when John Boyd gets, like, eaten.
And they show, like, it from inside, like, as in inside.
So you just see John Boyd's, like, face up,
and you're just seeing it from inside the snake,
and it's just like, what the fuck?
What's that?
Why do they do that movie?
It's like J-Lo and Ice Cube are, like, wrapped up in him,
and then he's eating John?
Like, what?
Why do they do that?
And is the new Jack Black movie like that?
It's, I believe, more comedic,
because it's Jack Black and Paul Rod,
so I don't think it's a survival animal
horror film tale.
I think it's like more...
But same concept.
I would assume a big ass snake is involved,
but I think it's mostly for laughs.
I want to watch the Jack Black one,
but I'm like really scared.
You know who else was in another animal horror film
was, um,
why am I forgetting a real name?
Bridgeton, season one,
Daphne, Bridgeton.
Oh, Blunt.
Is there a name?
Why am I forgetting her?
Right now, Daphne.
Phoebe?
Phoebe.
Phoebe DeNever, I think?
Oh, that sounds like me.
Yeah, Phoebe DeNever.
Love her.
She was in, this Netflix one with sharks.
Like, oh, a charmedo?
Almost that where like a town gets flooded and there's like,
their big export is meat.
So it gets flooded and then these sharks from the river come in.
And because there's so much meat from all the butchers, they go crazy.
And then spoiler, I guess, for this random.
Netflix movie.
Is it new?
It came out last week and it actually did really, really well.
Like, I didn't watch it, but it's like the most viewed by a lot.
Ooh, I want to watch it now.
I think you gag for the ending.
I do.
Oh, what is it?
Tell me.
I love spoiler alert.
Spoilers are coming.
Spoilers are coming.
Spoilers are coming.
I don't even know what it's called, but for the shark movie on Netflix.
So she's pregnant in the movie.
And in the end, she gives birth like in.
not the ocean in the town that's flooded
a shark, she just gets birth so all
the blood is out. So the sharks are starting to come for her.
She puts her little baby infant on like
this floating door, I guess.
And it was like, hold on, mom's got to fight some sharks.
And because she has like, you know, she has the, all the
hormones and everything and she's in like
protector mode for her infant
or her newborn. She just like
beats these sharks up.
With her bare hands? With like debris,
like wood and stuff. Like she stabs them.
It's like, yeah, it looks pretty fierce.
I saw a clip on TikTok and I was like, this actually looks kind of crazy.
That's my new goal.
I was thinking about manifesting new dreams because I've like achieved all my dreams.
Like, what's my new one?
I would love to be in like a Shark Nato or one of those.
Like I would love to just battle some not the Anaconda, but maybe all the other ones too.
There was like a scary one, a Stephen King book, a movie about a dog.
Do you remember that one?
Yes.
I was like a black dog, right?
Coojo maybe.
Coojo, yes.
I was so scared of that movie.
But I would love to be in a movie where I'm just like, I guess I don't want to attack a dog.
Maybe I'll attack the sharks or something that might sound better.
Maybe an an icon.
I guess I what happens at the end?
Does someone kill the anaconda?
I would assume, right?
They stab his neck or something.
Probably.
It's a huge acondola.
It is big.
CGI.
It was pretty good back then, 1997 CGI.
Uh-huh.
I think those films back then
used a lot of practical effects, though,
so that's why they hold that better.
Wow.
Like Jurassic Park, they use practical dinosaurs.
Jaws, obviously, is a practical shark.
How do you think they did the snake?
I'm sure some of it is CGI and, like, VFX,
but, like, they build parts of it to look real.
Like I'm sure they built like the face or something and like the bodies to make it like slither a little bit.
It looked really real.
It was so crazy at the end.
I was like, damn, that's a crazy movie.
That's why a lot of like older movies kind of hold up more because they're less CGI.
That is a good point.
I really wish Universal would bring back their old attractions.
I miss all that.
We got to go do the tour before they change it again.
We've got to plan a day to do that.
I'm seated for a universal city lot.
Yeah.
They used combination of large scale animatronics puppets.
Oh, for Anaconda?
Yeah.
They had a 40 foot and a 25 foot models.
That'd be fun to be in a movie like that, though.
That's why I always think they should do the Ten Commandments as like a horror movie.
Because like that'd be so crazy, right?
It's just like, what has happened?
The flies or lice, what does he battle Moses?
The biblical Moses?
Locust.
Is that what it is?
The ten plagues?
What is locust?
Like a little grasshopper?
Oh, yeah.
But he didn't battle the plagues.
He was putting the plagues on the Egyptians.
He was putting the plague.
Right, but that would be a crazy scene to film.
It's just like grasshoppers just attacking everybody.
They have done it?
There's definitely a movie.
About the 10 plagues?
No.
I mean, they have the bigger story in that they show the 10 plagues.
Like the Ten Commandments with Charlton Heston doesn't show.
What are the other plagues?
Anyone know?
Bible study here?
We got frogs.
What were the frogs supposed to do?
God sent the frogs to do what?
I think, I mean, each one affected like, let's say their agriculture.
or it affected their water or like everything like caused basically that they couldn't
it interrupted their life so they couldn't work they couldn't eat they couldn't drink what you were
right one of them was lice like everyone just going to itch their head for eternity like
also the animals and the livestock all over everyone why what was the point of that I think yeah to affect
the livestock like to make it uninhabitable so there's lice locusts water to blood was one frogs to
lice slash gnats was three flies was four flies
pestilence was five so like the livestock just dying off completely boils was six
seven was hail eight was locust nine darkness and ten death of the firstborn
Jesus literally what the hell is going on I know why did you do that that's crazy
that's crazy that's old testament god Moses always said he was the mean one he's like New Testament God seems a little nicer
Why the hell did you do that?
It's a fake, right?
Right?
That's not real.
Or is it?
It's like mythology.
It's like it's mixed.
But you know, okay.
But everyone knows that.
That reads the Bible.
They're like, well, this is like a symbolic, right?
It's not like an actual thing that happened.
Parts of it.
But for example, when they talk about them walking through the water, they said that they knew
of a place where the water, the tide will go down and they were able to cross and then the
tide will come back up.
And so some things are mixed true or not true.
So most didn't part the sea.
But, you know, like Moses was a pharaoh.
And some people believe Moses stole, basically, knowledge from the library of Egypt.
And he and his entourage left Egypt with that knowledge.
So there's many ways to look at it.
Let's see you part of see.
Do people tell you that growing up?
We're like, let's see you part of see, Moses.
Did people ever say that?
Really.
Really?
That's the first thing I thought when I heard your name.
I was like, hmm.
Go part of C.
Yeah, I wonder if he's part of the C.
I feel like, okay, people were nice to you then as a kid.
You never got bullied.
Pretty cool.
I love your name.
I think it's great.
We have Appleman Moses, but.
Yeah, that's for my name.
Okay.
As you shouldn't be.
I don't know why that thought of me, but you know, you got, I got made fun of
my name.
I always got made fun.
Did you ever get made for your name?
I got called Oscar Meyer Weiner.
Yeah, as I'm saying.
But I don't know the context now that I'm thinking about it.
Like, were they saying, go suck a we're saying,
I don't think we were there yet because it was like young.
Early.
Yeah, it was really early.
Or was it like go eat some lunch meat, fatty?
Like, I don't know what the context was.
Or was it just like...
Just the name.
Yeah, just the name.
Mine definitely was fatty.
Mine was Trisha Fatt ass.
Sorry.
That's pretty funny.
I think they were trying to be mean about my weight.
And I wasn't even fat.
I look bad.
I always show pictures.
I was like, I wasn't as skinny ass girl, but I wasn't even fat back.
then. It's so gaggy. I was like, damn, I kind of looked like a normal little kid.
Yeah, but that's how kids are. It's crazy. Kids are. They'll just, they'll put something on you that
that you don't have. It makes it even more annoying. I know. That's why I'm a helicopter parent.
Anyway, a dance class. I'm like sitting there by the window just making sure everyone is like nice
and everything because I'm like, no, these kids are kids can be vicious. Where do they learn it
too? Because the kids are so young. And it's like they're, where do they even hear fat at five? Like,
you know what I mean? Like, everything comes from home.
Crazy.
Yeah, it's diabolical.
Wow.
Two of us were made fun of and one of us was not.
Because the root word of my last name is smart.
Oh.
So even if they try to make fun of it, it usually was not a negative.
Okay.
Never ever gotten made fun of for anything in your life.
That's crazy.
I mean, that's good.
I'm trying to.
I'm happy for you.
They know trauma.
Not from that.
Damn.
I mean, kids, I was, one thing I would say, kids, teachers, people were always nice to me.
Like they were, like I would say the life outside in the world was nicer and brighter.
So I was always, like, that was my pool, is to the outside world.
Okay.
So if you wrote a memoir and they ask you about your childhood, you're going to be like, it was wonderful.
Perfection.
Like in the outside world, the world.
The world.
Love that.
I do.
I love it.
That makes me happy that people have just happy childhoods, too.
Like, I like that.
Like, that gives me hope.
You know, everyone seems to have, like, a traumatic childhood.
You know, which, you know, everyone does to the extent.
But you are kind of like that, though, too.
You think you have very little trauma in your life.
Yeah.
As a child, I didn't have that much trauma.
Just the usual, like, fatty baggage.
Oh, you did.
But nothing crazy.
I just, I didn't know you got made upon it for weight.
Because you were kind of popular right in high school.
Like, I didn't really get bullied that much for being a biggie.
Really?
I think it was just kind of like.
Yeah, there he is, big boy, you know what I mean?
So it wasn't really that much of a talking point.
Even I was thinking about this, ironically, because I saw someone from high school at the gym this morning,
who was like one of the cool guys who definitely called me gay at one point.
But like he kind of spilled.
But he was, I was kind of like stronger.
And he was like the jock.
He was like one of the jocks, like the football players and the cross players.
And he was a little flabby.
I was a little stronger than him.
So I felt good.
Did you go tell him?
Hey, Flabby.
Yeah.
Look at a little flabby.
What now?
I would a thousand percent.
Anyone who called me, I don't look it up too much, but anyone who called me fat,
I love to see them be so much fatter than me now.
I was like, you are so much fatter, actually.
So, like, what?
I would 100%.
That is crazy that you, like, live where you grew up.
That's so weird.
I know, because I do see people in the area pretty frequently, I think.
But I think because the guys were kind of debauchess,
like the jocks in my high school.
But I think the girls,
like me and they all there was like the cool girls and they all dated the same group of boys
because it was a small school so i think the girls kind of shielded me from like any hate times yeah
i like that yeah but it's weird because other people at my school like one time when i posted my
yearbook photo where i was like voted most unforgettable and i thought it was like i thought it was like
i thought it was like yes like we're never going to forget him but then it was like me and the other like
really weird girl who stunk and i was like oh maybe they were being a little shady and i was like wait
I think they're being a little shitty with this.
And everyone who had like a bad experience in high school was like, D-Ead that school, F-that-school.
And I was like, oh, it wasn't that bad for me, y'all.
Oh, interesting.
Well, that's kind of, yeah, that was me too.
Me and the Homecoming King, we both were like chubby and awkward.
And I was like, it feels like.
It feels very much that.
I hate high school.
But, you know, if you're going through high school, it is such a small blip in life.
When you look back, when I think about it now, I'm like, God, high school, too, it's like, truly when I go to know I'm not even my life.
Like, I feel like I never went to high school or school ever.
Like, it's not crazy.
It's like a blip.
It's like so quick.
I was thinking about it too because it's like four years back then seems like so long.
Like when you start high school, you're like, oh my God, four years here.
How am I going to survive?
And then now as an adult, four years is like literally nothing.
Like 2020 or 2022 to now like I feel like flew by in a little blip.
But it's crazy back then.
It's like the longest period forever.
I just never thought I was going to be 18.
It was like the slowest moving thing.
But it goes so fast.
David Alberg recently said that he peeked.
in high school. He's like, he's like, I'm glad I say I was successful after high school.
So that way, like, at least I had success. He was, but I definitely peaked in high school.
And I was like, it's giving that. It's giving he peaked in high school. I think probably because
he just had more hair and stuff back then. He probably, you know what I mean? Like, he's like,
I was better looking, you know. And he always says it. He says it. He says, not me.
He's like, I peaked. And I'm like, I think you're right. And he's like, well, now I have
money and so people can be like, oh, he has money. But he always talks about like that was his
hate it. And I'm like, what a loser. Like, you're 30 being like high school.
was my heyday.
Like, you're such a loser.
That's so odd.
And you're like, and he just recently said that, like a couple weeks ago.
Like, yes, I was in my car and I was listening to a podcast and he did say that.
And I was like, that's so weird.
Like, and he does make a lot of money and he's rich and stuff.
And I'm like, and you still think you peaked in high school and that was your glory day.
And you wish you could go back to that.
Well, it never ended before him.
He just kept going.
I know.
He's 30 and he's still acting like that.
He looked like a loser back in height.
Like he didn't look anything special.
It's kind of just like a schmuck.
Let me see.
I just know.
he posted this photo with um is it a high school picture of him yeah he's like high school prom i guess
he doesn't look like a cool guy like he looks like kind of a nerd such a nerd but that's what he looks
like now and people think he's cool so i don't know he's always been a dweeb um is that natalie
with him yeah i do not care for them breaking news everybody was there a picture of rumor that they're
together or something no i did not hear that but he does look
Okay, David, you did not peak in high school.
Like you, maybe when you were like 20.
I think you peaked in like 2019 when I loved you.
That's a good way.
Yeah, you looked a little better.
I thought he was so cute.
I still can't get over it.
More charm back then, yeah.
He's the only one that had like the glow up and like lost weight and got started on.
I was like, ew.
It says a lot of personality.
Actually, I keep saying like a lot of guys who are like,
chunky.
I guess dad, body would say.
And they're all getting fucking so.
skinny now and I'm like...
I hate that.
I love a dad bod.
Me too.
I think a lot of people do.
I think they're in.
Girls like it.
I think gay guys like it.
I think the only people who don't like dad bods are guys.
Yeah.
That kind of reminds me randomly.
Who are you thinking of that has the dad bod that got skinny?
I'll censor the name, but...
He was like...
His thing was eating, actually, weirdly.
He would, like, go and eat.
And he was like a food influencer, but he's so skinny out.
Is he problematic?
Why are you censoring and whispering?
Because I feel like...
feel back because he's like a nice gay guy but he's like yeah he's just nice yeah I'm not trying
to be mean or body shame but he's like that was just I thought he was like attractive like people
were thirsty for him because he was bigger you're right that this smells kid because like it's
me with a microphone whispering that's why I'm like what's happening I'm scared I'm like do you want
the phone to hear you right that's so funny okay he's a good person you just don't want to go
Okay, got it.
But, like, what, I feel like what made him stand out.
What made him stand out and, like, what made everyone thirst for him.
Mm, that was the tad mod.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He had, like, just a little bit of belly, and it was, like, it was hotter.
Yeah, I love a little belly.
Yeah.
I love a little bit.
It's a little shocking.
Yeah.
I, that's what I read, too.
It was, like, girls aren't into, like, the shredded look anymore.
I read that girls aren't into, like, abs anymore, and they also want their men a little
fruity.
Like, that's kind of the trend right now.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's just, like, you want a little in your straight man, which,
I think is true.
Oh yeah, because like
there's nothing worse
than like toxic,
massively fight club
Jeff Wittick
I love Brad Pitt.
What is Jeff Wittick?
He is the epitome of that.
He is the epitome and it's so
cringe and I hate it so much.
I need a little,
I need a little bit of that too.
That's yeah.
You guys answer that question
on that love line.
You know,
McCoh,
you guys answered a little question
and they were talking about being like
you know,
having some femininity
and it's like that is
attractive.
That's the most secure you can be
the abs I never.
I never liked.
I never liked abs and then
or emaciated tummy.
Like,
like,
emaciated tummy is crazy.
That's not.
Like, he would forget to eat.
Like, I would always ask him like,
oh my God,
your show, like when I met him,
his tummy would go in.
Like, it was an in belly.
And I was like,
where's your belly?
It was like in.
And I was like, he didn't eat
and you didn't.
I would call him a big,
oh, it was seven o'clock at night.
Oh, I forgot to eat dinner.
Maybe I'll eat something.
What do you mean?
You didn't eat anything all day?
He's like, no, I've been busy.
I'm like, that's so insane.
And it was the opposite.
It was just like in your belly.
It was literally like Jesus on the cross.
It was so insane.
And now I love everything about to write because you're very strong.
You have your thick thighs.
And you always say you have like a little bit of belly.
Like after you eat, which everyone does.
Like after he eats, I got a belly.
I'm like, well, you just eat.
You know what I mean?
But it's like, which is a very skinny thing actually.
Skinny people.
Because you know me.
I don't blow.
As Ms. McCarthy says in brides me, it's like when you're big, you really don't blow.
You could eat a meal and you're just fine.
But when you're skinny or have a tight tummy and you eat it pops a little.
But I love it.
Our kids love it because you just like, you know, you have a little place to rest.
It looks good.
It looks nice in a shirt.
Like, it just looks good when it's like in, no offense to people who are so skinny.
But like it looks like Jesus on the cross.
And you're like, what is happening right now?
Like, you know, like, are you okay?
Do you need to eat?
Because it's a real dead body.
Like, there's a reason it's called that.
Because it is the life of being a dad.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You're just, you're just eating when you can and what you can.
And you look great.
And so crazy.
Moses would be like, I need to lose weight.
And I'm like, it's so.
so insane. It's, you're under 200 pounds now. Can I say that? Is that offensive? You under 200 pounds now? Can I say that? You were 199. I don't think anyone cares, but. I cared. I was so excited because I'm on the side of
back because like the first time you reached under 200 pounds.
I was 229.
I haven't been two into my 220s in a long time.
I was 229.
I was so excited.
I was 265 when I gave birth to Aquaman.
I was so excited.
My dad's like, I'm 165.
I was like, oh, okay.
I was so excited because I told my dad.
I rarely tell my dad.
But, you know, diet, I rarely tell my dad.
But you know, I'm both my mom and dad are upset with being skinny.
And I was like, oh, my God.
I'm down to 2.9.
Like, this is so exciting because it happened that morning when he came up.
And then he's like, oh, I just hit 165.
I was like, oh.
My job, yeah.
He said it to you too, right?
When you're like, did he ask you how much you weighed?
No, one time I was sitting with Malibu, we were drawing,
so I sit on her little chair next to her.
So he was trying to figure out if he can sit on the chair
because he always stands or comfortable.
So he's just like, look at me, he's like, how much do you wait?
And I was like, wow, nobody ever asked me that question.
It was a crazy question to ask.
Also knowing how much he cares about it.
What's the right answer?
So I told him, so like, oh,
Oh, wow, I didn't know you weigh that much.
I weighed this and this.
I can definitely take a seat.
I can carry a few bags of potatoes with me.
But he's underweight for his height, you know.
Yeah, no, he's really, he just, like, does not.
Yeah, he's like, most of my life I was underweight for my height.
Now I'm the right weight for my height.
Oh, my God.
Your wrists were like disappearing when I met you.
I was just like, oh, and I never dated anyone that's kidding.
Like, I almost like, I thought I was going to crush you at any moment.
Like even laying on you.
I was like holding my body weight.
I'm like, let me just not.
You know, what is like fine again if you're naturally skinny, like whatever, you know?
But yeah, that's, yeah, my dad.
My dad had to go to the doctor and they're literally like, he's like, yeah, now I eat three meals a day.
I was like, why?
He's like, oh, the doctor told me it's actually like worse to, like, not eat.
And I was like, yeah, you're to go to the doctor to do that.
So now he eats three meals a day.
And I was like, okay, well, probably should have been doing that for a while.
Explains why I'm.
I always tell him I was that.
I'm like, do you see how I am the way I am now?
It's like me.
And they're harmless.
they don't mean anything bad by it but you know they're just so conditioned that generation and
you know my mom too they're just so conditioned to be skinny forever that and you know that's fine
I suppose you can't you know change your habit but I was aside for my 229 you know what I saw
that made me laugh too is vanilla mace is back to streaming and she uh was telling her viewers
that she uh now has to like medically lose weight because she got diagnosed with diabetes 3 so she's not
diabetic actually but like could what diabetes three it's like just like a higher blood sugar so like you
do have to just like look out for your weight and stuff and then also she was like I did some blood
work and they said I had fatty liver disease and she was really gag like fatty fatty liver and usually
she was also got she's like usually that's from drinking she's like I don't even partake in that
so I got it for nothing but anyway so she like kind of gave the warning she's like okay so like
I actually have to do lose a little bit of weight and then here or like immediately one of the first
comments she read was damn everyone in LA getting skinny it's like girl like okay she actually
like it for her well-being it's not like a war it's very um and no people do need it but remi was also
she was also that she was also that she was actually do have PCOS and i need to do the ozempic and i'm like
you know it's sad it's kind of sad you have to give a warning for it but at the end of the like people
yes everyone everyone wants to be skis i've been saying this for so long like every big person like
i feel like wants to be skinny i don't know if there's any big person's like just also like
comfortability. I think a lot of big people are fine with being big. Like obviously
me. Like I'm fine with it. But if you are given a miracle pill and you could be skinny,
why wouldn't you, like you would try it, right? I mean, I guess it depends how. I think it's
everybody. It depends how skinny, I guess. Right. I mean, there's levels to it. But like,
someone who's, if I'm 265 at five foot three, I think it's okay if I lose 60 pounds, you know?
I don't think I'm going to be. Yeah. I think it's just like the judge.
I think almost like the Megan Tray and her effect like you know someone like big girl who does lose weight
I feel like people are almost meaner to big people who lose weight versus like skinny people who get even skinnier
you know what I mean people are meaner to the faties who become well Nicky Glacier says because it's like
they don't want people to be fat like it was such a gatekeeping thing it's like oh we're skinny and
now everyone's skinny and like no no no we need some fat people out there still I mean there's
really none like Melissa McCarthy like rubber Wilson like no one is fat anymore it is so insane
And I know Caleb hates the comments too
Because I hate the OZepic comments
Like that but everyone is getting sick
I don't think it's bad I think like it is healthier
To not have weight on you your knees feel better your back feels better
I'm not like against it but it is it is a crazy thing that we are losing
Fat culture
Like I don't know
I love it but I'm if I get skinny like
You know like I no I don't think I ever could be skinny
I think we talk about this where it's like there is like there is like
Like, you know, yeah, you want to feel a little better,
but I just don't think I could ever be, like, skinny, skinny.
Yeah, T.
But I don't know if I really, really need to be.
They look good, though.
Goodos to you being skinny.
Are you still eating the cloud popcorn or the cloud protein chips?
Jimmy were talking about it.
He just said there was a new flavor out.
And he texted me.
Have you had the chips too?
No, I want to try it.
Oh, T.
I think he was telling me about those.
He was telling me about some flavor or it was like birthday popcorn,
like birthday flavor or something.
He's like, it's so good.
that sounds crazy but love that for you guys i know i know i need to find the exact way give me my phone
i want to find the exact jimmy quote because i love that he was texting me about cloud popcorn
because i was like i love it too i love it and i wanted to get those protein chips i think the day
my sister was here i was like oh let's try Kardashian projects and it was just me wanting to get the cloud
why are you know i love it i'm so seated for it well i just i'm seated for chloe's cloud
billboard that's kind of what got me gagging oh the black fishing can i say that or no yeah
that's so crazy yeah that was who was that i don't know
Who was that?
Who is on this billboard?
That one is so crazy.
We have to look it up.
You haven't seen it?
I have it here if you can see from there.
Can you see that from there?
Oh.
Oh, that's Rihanna or Beyonce?
It does.
It does.
She was gay.
Okay, real quick, Jimmy said on Tuesday, he said,
closest to a real chip of all the protein ones,
I can barely tell the difference.
And it's buffalo-flavored Chloe chips.
I said, oh, gee, I said they have birthday cake ones too.
He's like, I hope they make a salt and vinegar.
That's my favorite.
chip flavor. We are seated for a cloud. It's so good. Anyways, all right. Me and Jimmy like it. Everyone else is like, it tastes like dust. The popcorn, yeah, did taste a little dusty to me, but you, I am getting a little trish flints. You and Jimmy can very easily influence me. I know, thank you. My Lubu psychosis was induced by Jimmy Wetzel, for the record. He's very influential, yes. He's very influential because he's so enthusiastic about things. So like when he's, and like just passionate, he's a passionate speaker. Yeah. So when he like talks about some, he's very influential. He's very influential. Because he's so like, he's so when he like, he talks about something. He's a, he's a passionate speaker. Yeah. So when he like, he talks about some. He's. He's a. He's
thing he likes or he's hyper fixated on,
it sounds like the best thing in the entire
world. And for him it is. Like it's a
genuine thing. So that's how it's... I watched Sonic
the Hedgehog. Horrible movie, but I was influenced.
And then he's like, no, it's so good.
I can't wait for the new ones. I'm watching like five Sonic the
Hedgehog movies. I'm like...
Yeah, I'm like... Yeah, I'm like, all
bad, but was, you know, watched all of them
because of him. So, yes, this
Billboard. Did she comment? She was like...
She did end up commenting, like, on an
Instagram of the
billboard, because it was causing
so much commotion and everyone
was saying, baby that's Kiki
Palmer, girl, that's Beyonce.
The comments are crazy. Chloe jumped in
there. She said, I'm crying. What is going on?
And everyone's like, girl,
you approved the photo. So why you're acting? Don't
come into here acting confused. Like, you don't know.
Like, you don't know how he got so
dark-skinned on the bell-war?
So, Tant. You know, as a victim of, like, a too-dark.
I've been too-darker spray-t tan before, too.
Like, it is, it can be a problem, but it does look
like the almost like darkened her more because I've seen her some spray-tian,
and it was very dark.
dark. The dysmorphia with tanning is a crazy one. Like it is a weird thing that we can tan and it's like socially acceptable and everyone's like yeah, let's tan ourselves to be darker. But I guess it's like she grew up bigger and like when you grow up bigger like they tell you like tan fat is better than like pale fat. I heard that a lot too. Yeah. Like it makes you tone. It makes you look a little healthier. So maybe that's where she was like in that addiction. That's how I was too. Like even when I start getting pale, I'm like, oh my, you can see my cellulite you this. So I guess the tan is supposed to like cover it up. But it is sad.
a little nutty. I mean, it's also not just her, like, at the Vanity Fair Oscar party that some
white girls be coming through. And I was like, okay, what? We're giving, like, ethnically ambiguous
all of a sudden. I know you're as Caucasian as they come. So I'm like, what's going on? My favorite
thing that people on Twitter do to, like, clock someone is they'll, like, do, like, a screen
recording of their computer screen in Photoshop, and they'll have the photo of the celebrity and do,
like, the paint dropper tool and then get, like, the hex code of their skin color, and then put it to,
like an actual like either like a biracial person or a black person and compare skin tones and be like
how are you darker than zendaya you know what i mean like how are you darker than minot like
how are you like lori harvey it's like kind of crazy it is crazy and it's just like the fact that
they made her like yeah i don't know in the sense that she she has she can be tan sometime i love
how she just denies i like i just laughing i don't know what's going on okay but she looks very different
She looks like also like a different person, but I guess she's like Kardashian.
Which I don't clock a Chloe tune.
I kind of live for a Chloe tune.
Oh my God.
Back in the couple years ago, she used to have tuned so much.
Remember with like her kids?
It would just make a different face.
Oh my God.
I forgot she could do the kids too.
Yeah.
Like relight them and everything.
Yeah.
I'm like, do we need?
And I close my fate, but that's, I don't know how much.
Yeah, they were doing the most.
They were always doing the most.
But I love those chet.
I want to get those chas.
That sounds really good.
Jacqueline Hill.
She was showing her skinny.
It's so funny.
Here's my skinny snack.
and it was like a buffalo protein chip
and then she made like a dill
cottage cheese dip and she just took the big
and I don't like any of this.
It all sounded nasty to me but it looked good
and she was just like dipping it in this thing
and she thought oh it's so good
and I was like oh my god it kind of doesn't make me
Jack and Hell has never influenced me on anything
but it kind of influenced me on that
I was kind of like that actually looks pretty good
I like her she seems nice but
people I think do we talk about an off camera
the champagne pop or what you talked about last time
maybe in Patreon we talked about the makeup
like what makeup I was buying
from the influencers yeah
And you were buying.
Oh, I definitely bought the Becca.
Oh, for your mom.
You would say you'd give the cosmetics.
Highlighter.
Highlighter and bronzer and concealer.
I would get for me, but I shadow, like, lip stuff.
I would buy it so I can feel like a part of the movement and then give it to my mom.
You run-flict.
Yeah.
Yeah, I did love for the Becca Champaign Pop.
I still remember it fondly to this day.
So great.
People would go so gaggy and wear it.
I do wonder how much money Jacqueline made with like Morphy and all them.
Enough, so she could kick it.
Two houses.
Literally.
just like living your life never working again making tic-tok's
yeah
doesn't have to worry about YouTube or anything so
she hasn't been YouTube like a YouTuber until long like full-time
probably since Harry Gates hairy lipstick scandal
Kind of yeah full-time she'd occasionally release a product every now and then
Like a blanket etc but now she's kind of locked into
Whatever she's doing now so mama-cule-in California in a big house too I'm like damn they really
Some Mormon wife's news just broke
about the spin-off and the cast is kind of gaggy so I did want to address it because finally something
comes out as we're filming but the Orange County Mormon Wives Orange County cast Aspen Ovard
Bobby Altof Avery Woods Salomea Andrea I don't know her
McCall McCall Deprone Chandler Higginson Ashley Pease and Madison Bond Tempo so the names I
immediately recognize obviously Aspen Ovard Babby Altoff and I think I know Avery Woods
that sounds familiar.
Avery Woods.
Yes, she was a, she's a mommy vlogger.
She was, used to do contact with Heming Kaiser.
Um, she, yeah, she moved, I guess, to L.A.
Yeah.
I don't know Bobby Altshoff was Mormon.
I didn't know that either.
But I guess that, maybe I did.
That kind of makes sense.
She's like, yes, I did.
She was married really young.
She, she had kids, like, when she was, like, 19 and she married.
She talks about it.
Like, she was married at, like, 18 or something.
That makes sense.
Oh, my gosh.
What a.
Has. Is any of the Mormon wives in it?
Like the original?
They originally said Jen Affleck.
The release
Gagia. Okay. So they originally
sent Jen Affleck was going to be in it.
But now they're saying
noting none of the current Mormon wives
are listed as cast members.
Oh.
That's crazy.
Well, I guess was she getting a spinoff, like her own?
I think she was just supposed to be part of the cast
in Orange County.
Because there's so much speculation at her in...
What's his name?
Yeah, literally don't know his name.
The husband is...
You know, we do love...
Straight girls love to have a fruity boyfriend,
but, like, some of them are, like...
Connor is Whitney's Connor.
Yeah, Whitney's Connor.
Like, he's a good amount of fruity,
and then you have the ones who are, like, homophobic,
but also a little fruity, like, Zach.
Because they're probably gay.
It's always those closeted homosexuals.
A lot of internalized homophobia.
Always.
Like, at least Connor's an ally.
We'd love to see it.
Yeah.
Zach's fruity, but also, like, hates gay people.
So, in my opinion.
Yeah.
It's the closeted ones.
I know quite a few closeted gays, like, for sure.
And they're just like, they're homophobic.
They've been, like, homophobic to people I know.
And I'm like, because they can't be themselves.
But I loved Jen, it was a couple weeks ago,
but when she made her TikTok saying there's so much change going through her life
and she just kept going, ah, there's so much change.
With no ring she was showing too.
There's so much change.
Yeah, yeah.
There's so much.
My life is so chaotic right now.
And I'm like, girl, are you okay?
My fingers feel so much lighter
Like she was really dropping hands
Yeah I think they're probably
You think they are
I think they're just like baiting for the show
I think maybe they are
Because they've had problems before
And also like what's I feel like
What's the one thing
As we've seen with like the other Mormon wives now
Like what's the one thing that can save them from bad press
Dumping the husband honey
So what I think
If she really did dump them
She'd be
A hundred 20% more likable
I feel
I hope what if she sees everyone
Going down that route
like the Jesse and everyone's like oh my god yes yes girl and her it's like oh we still don't like
it's giving david and a hugo boss i think she could win everyone back okay because even me like
she's diabolical to me she's from last season of the show yeah mean girl but she's so pretty
and i think i could forget like she does seem like and she has her funny moment when she's dancing
on the table back in the day and like okay that's cute so i think if she you know brings it back to
basics i think she could win the girls over again but okay there's hope for her it's gaggy yeah that
none of them, especially because so many of them were in California
recently. So it's...
That's why, yeah, that's so weird.
That's so weird.
Is there a trailer or poster or nothing?
It's just a cast.
No, just the announcement of the cast.
Bobby Altav joining is random because like Aspen and Avery,
they're influencers.
Bobby, I don't consider her an influencer because she's pretty private.
Like, she just does her podcast.
Of her life. Yeah.
Yeah, that's true.
Because she doesn't like when people comment,
she did like a whole video crying about how people are commenting about her boyfriend
and calling her a slut.
Kind of good though to like, I mean, again,
it's almost like,
going her audience is so male i think last time we talked about her like her audience is so male
centric that they're so freaking mean to her so it is a smart like marketing branding move to now
claim a more female a girly gay audience that's actually gonna like you and empathize and sympathize
and feel for you you know what i mean so kind of smart for her to ditch the freaking that podcast
fan base and get an audience that like is compassionate that's true that's true because i feel like when
she divorced and started going out
with like, and you guys, they're like, wow, what a slut.
Like, you're with all these, like, whatever you like your family.
And you're a mom.
It was like, very weird.
Yeah, and she was, like, groomed.
I was like 18.
My husband was like 10 years older than me and I was having babies right away.
It was just like this whole thing.
And I kind of had more empathy for her when she like told that story.
So yeah, you're right.
It's a good, it's a good move.
I'm kind of seated.
I guess I still haven't like kept up with it at all.
But yeah, I did.
I love that.
I do love this cast.
I don't know Avery Wood's.
She identifies as bisexual.
Love that.
Okay.
We love so many bi representation these days.
I love it.
And then, yeah, Avery Wood, I just know very little about, but I do know she's a mommy
TikToker.
I'm kind of excited for a blank slate, I will say.
You can watch?
You know what's a little less baggage.
Oh, 100% I'm going to watch.
I think maybe get into these shows.
Maybe I don't watch female ensemble shows because I'm misogynistic.
I don't know.
Why don't I watch them?
I should, maybe.
That probably is like my demographic.
I should be on housewives.
I feel, oh, that maybe, no.
Are there any gay people on real housewives?
They have real gays of Hollywood or something?
Oh, Tadryf did that.
Yeah, real gays of Weho.
And then all the gays were like, we hate this.
Do they have a gay?
I know Kyle Richards entered her bisexual-tie era on Beverly Hills.
I don't know if they've had a straight-up, like, lesbian housewife.
Maybe they have.
But gay couple?
Because on desperate housewives, they brought a gay couple in.
I mean, there were a lot of gays.
around, that's for sure.
But not like a couple.
I don't know if there's been a full-on gay couple since...
I mean, I haven't watched in a few years, though, so I could be missing.
But I don't think so.
Some bisexual tea, though, for sure.
Love that.
You were kind of a mind reader because I...
Randomly, it came to me what my, like, line would be if I was a real housewife.
Like, you know, they have the little, like, tagline in the intro, and then they hold the...
Oh, yes.
Yes, with yours.
It's a little not PC.
Okay, are we just censor?
I wear a Patreon.
What are we doing?
Because I was...
We're deep in the episode.
I'll say it and then I'll explain the lore.
I was like...
I also said it in my head, so the concept of me saying it out loud on a microphone is kind of sending me.
Okay.
I have loose lips, but a tight hole.
And then I turn around and then hold the diamonds.
That's not bad.
Okay, work.
Oh, you're like sensory-wise.
That's good.
Oh, that's good.
Loose lips and tight hall.
Yeah.
Is it true?
You know what I was thinking about?
The loose lips, you don't to answer the whole part?
Both are true.
It could be more like gossipy.
Like gossipy.
Yes.
T.
Oh.
And how it came to me was I like it.
I keep seeing the icons clip me saying I'm so relieved now that I know the cats.
I see it.
I keep seeing that clip everywhere.
And I was like, damn, I really do be forgetting I'm on a microphone and people are going to perceive that icons.
I'm sorry, I'm giving an apology two hours in.
I said it was relieved to be in the know because it's been keeping me up at night.
It's been plaguing me.
Some girls I've been reading into it because they know I love her.
And they're like, oh, he's relieved.
So this is good news that she's going to come back.
I don't know.
She's going to come back.
I don't know the fate.
Harry doesn't even know that to you.
No, she's not coming back.
What we know from Harry?
No, what?
Harry didn't know the.
The way he framed it was like,
that is out.
Banished from the castle.
But I was relieved to like finally know because it literally,
it's been plaguing me.
I was like, what happened?
What happened?
I was losing sleep over it.
It's all I think about.
I just stare at photos.
And I'm like, I'm buying,
they had a record store day,
vinyl variant come out of the wig and I bought that.
And I just look at it.
I was like,
what happened to the six?
And now you know.
So it at least gives me peace to know the lore.
I know.
They should tell everybody.
But this a damn statement, yeah.
Before Harry Daniels says.
Harry Daniels needs a spell.
Like every detail.
And they're coming to me.
Like, just tell us Oscar.
No, go to Harry Daniels.
Chronically Online podcast.
I'm sure.
telling everyone. Tanna's like he told me you were in a corner at Justin Horwood's birthday party, huh?
You didn't tell me. I don't know. Oh, you don't know the tea? I'm not like the tea. I mean, honestly, I'm kind of confused because I don't really know everybody involved. I'm kind of like, I don't really know what's happening. But what he told me. I was like, what he told me to
hallway. I'm trying to keep up. I'm kind of like, I don't really know what's going on.
But yeah, he told Tana at like Justin's party in the corner.
I'm good. And she's like, we've already talked to two minutes and just told me the whole
tea. I was like, I love that so much. And he's like, I didn't ask. I was like, okay. Love that.
Yeah, there's tea being spilled. Uh-huh. Um, our gap hoodie is like, mine come, my small. My small
hoodie comes today. I'm scared at trial. Oh. I were like 10 because I got one for Ari, her daughter. I got one for
you. I have like so many. So hopefully they're coming in. I'm excited for the try on hall. I'm scared for me. I'm scared how
small that small well i think i got you a large yeah if you would like a large really a godson did you get the
manna one too i got manaw but by the time i got there only small and extra small so i i gambled i was
like well aspirational yeah i didn't know which one you would like i think it's the mannail one but i'm like
she in the group just he's so wanted if she's not but then it's more of a collectible i guess if she's
not i got all of them i got all of them and look look on like facebook whatever wherever you get furniture
stuff like find like a mannequin you know it could be a decorative thing in your house oh
Like an old-fashioned mannequin and put it on it.
Oh, no, no.
In my book, I talk about the person who kidnapped me in his basement, and he had those mannequins.
And that is so scary and creepy.
It was not in the basement.
And I was going to put it in a nice bright corner.
No.
If you have a mannequin in your house dressed up, like run, run, no offense, but scares the shit out of me.
I was like, that should have been.
Oh, my God.
Wasn't that a red flag?
I was like, no, it should have been, though, I guess.
Like, just a mannequin dressed up as super girl in the living room.
You're like, oh, okay, that makes sense.
The Beast games with influencers start this week filming.
Do you know anything about that?
What?
Oh, this is what Tanna was texting Mr. Beast about.
Yes.
And she, well, she's not involved anymore.
And I was like, thank God.
Then she told me, I guess he sent her the list.
But I won't say who, but the list is.
Diabolical?
Insane.
I'm like, what is happening?
I got asked for it as well.
And I had passed, but thank God I did.
I don't know.
Mr. Beast, he was in the news.
Some hip piece on him or something.
It was like being accused of something.
You haven't seen that?
It was like on Twitter.
Let me look.
Oh.
You see it?
Yeah.
Over harassment claims.
Former employee sues.
Deny sexual harassment, retaliation claims by ex-social media staffer.
So his response to women working while in labor.
Okay.
So she has a text of, I'm going to see.
I mean.
why is it all like about women and like women's like needs like campons and like yeah that was
you know like labor filed on Wednesday in North Carolina
fired after raising concerns and taking maternity leave
she was the first employee to ask for maternity leave benefits and she feared she
would be retaliated against if she did not work during her time off under the family leave
She was on a work conference call
While in the labor and delivery room
Newsweek
Paint a screenshot
From the day that she gave birth
Between her and her colleague
A co-worker
Said they need to discuss
Need to connect to discuss the ideas
She says she'll need to cancel
And postpone because she's in labor
And then he's like oh shit
But of course
Ha ha ha ha
Crazy
That is crazy
She was hired as Beast Industries
head of Instagram in June
2023.
Sorry.
Stop, stop, stop.
No, it was to add.
It wasn't me.
Sorry.
So she started working there in 2022.
In 2023, she got promoted to head of creative.
And her salary went from 100K to 120K.
I didn't, damn, okay.
Is that?
What is that?
I think that's pretty good.
But is that a C-suite position?
No, no, no.
It's just you're in charge of, like, the social media platforms, I'm assuming.
Got it.
And then she was promoted again in 2023.
And her salary went up to $250,000.
Wow.
And then when she was fired her, she had 20 employees in a monthly budget of around $500,000.
Damn.
So she ran a big team.
Oh, wow.
So she was pretty high up there, too.
I mean, that's kind of crazy because, you know, like it's not like she's just looking for a quick payout or something.
It's obviously must have been a big enough thing.
But I'm gagged.
Okay.
In all fairness for my journalistic integrity here.
beast industries has denied allegations,
their statement is sending me
and makes me want to like literally jump off a building.
This cloud chasing complaint
is built on deliberate misrepresentation
and categorically false statements
and we have the receipts to prove it.
This is the official statement from a huge
multimillion dollar company
to a variety about a legal,
about a lawsuit, like a legal complaint.
You're going to be using the James Charles
drama get into like jargon
by assistant. Like what?
you mean that is a crazy calling your cloud chasing's crazy for like being like yeah i was like
in labor and they like wanted me to work and we have the receipts to prove i'm like this whole company
sounds diabolical honestly i need to get on that jury i need to get on that jury so bad
carolina i don't think you're in the draw oh my god i need to be on that damn jury that's it sounds
pretty credible yeah if she has like a good position obviously one wants to get hired again you
know she's putting her reputation out there too by being the person that sues so it's like
it sounds like she probably has some case.
What is the actual claim she's making?
There's a-
Sexual harassment or?
Yeah, so sexual harassment, gender bias and retaliation.
So the gender bias is what you were just talking about with like being, allegedly
being in labor and asking to be like on a meeting.
And then the sexual harassment comes from the, allegedly comes from the company's
former CEO James Warren who allegedly subjected her to meeting her, making her
meet him in his home for one-on-one meetings while commenting on the way she looked in her clothes
and dismissed her complaint about a male client's unwelcome advances towards her as nothing.
So when she complained about getting hit on by another client that they were working with,
she complained to the CEO and the CEO allegedly told her that she should be honored that the client was hitting on her.
Oh, my God.
That sounds like a man.
I believe it.
And she says that, or she claims, I should say, that Jimmy Donaldson Beast would not meet with her one-on-one because, quote, Jimmy gets really awkward around beautiful women.
Let's just say that when you're around and he goes to the restroom, he's not actually using the restroom.
Wait, who says this?
The CEO allegedly told her because she's like, why can't I, I'm like the head of the whole department, whole, all of creative, why can't I meet with Jimmy one-on-one?
And allegedly the CEO told her that he can't control himself,
so he can't be one-on-one with you.
That's crazy.
They need some females, I think, in the C-sweets of Mr. Beast Inc.
You know what I mean?
Like, this is also why I only work with females.
I swear on everything.
Every time I meet an all-female team, my publishers, my agents, anything,
I'm just like, I'm signing with you because I do not want to ever deal with men ever.
Like, I believe all of this because I feel like every female knows this is like exactly what everybody says.
And they always say weird this.
And you're like, are you okay?
like wild.
That's crazy.
The allegations are actually nuts.
And girl,
take it all the way.
What's your name again?
Lorraine.
Lorraine,
keep pushing forward, girl.
Yeah, I appreciate that.
I know.
Sometimes you're not even aware
what is like harassing or sexual harassment.
There was like a project I was working on
and there was like this guy, whatever,
that sent me my own like nudes like on this.
It was a very professional setting.
And then someone obviously saw it and like complain
because I was like, this is weird.
and then they complain, and then everyone's like, this is not okay.
And you're just like, you don't even think about it as a woman because you're just like, I don't know.
Like, I guess like those have been out there, whatever.
It's fine that they were sent to me.
And everyone's like, no, that's like not okay.
So I love that she's like speaking up.
I love that we talk about this because people need to know what's like okay.
Because also like being told like, oh, you should feel flattered that someone's like kidding on.
It's like so, all of it's gross.
Obviously it's like people around Mr. Beast that's being accused of all this.
But also he is like the CEO.
Did he say anything?
He doesn't mean.
I guess he won't make a statement.
Just the statement that I read.
But that's not from him.
Oh, no, not him in particular.
Everything's kind of come from the company itself, a statement for beast industries.
Was that just today, right?
Yeah, literally came out today.
Yeah, I didn't even know about it until you brought it up.
That's crazy.
Yeah, I was like, and then I saw the people that was on his little, his beast game things.
Like, I kind of like want to like him because I do love like a cultural phenomenon.
And I love people who's like, you know, big wigs on YouTube and stuff.
But it's just like, how is he always in some crazy?
there's you know what I mean there's no always something wrong and it's always female related like
there's always some female centric thing happening I unconnected to that I the thing I saw about Mr. Beast
that was like super unsurious to me that I was like Jimmy and like you really just like got to get it
together was um I saw for the first time ever in one of his videos he had to change the rules
because the the gag was uh locking these people in a grocery store to see
for 67 days and the winner who lasted the longest would win 250k and they all lasted the 67 days
and they wanted to split the prize but he needed one winner so instead it was now to eat the entire
grocery store for a chance so now yeah so you made it the 67 days which was the original challenge
now it's whoever eats the whole grocery store can win one million dollars and it could take up to
one year. So it'd be a full year without seeing their families locked up in a grocery store.
Oh my gosh. It's like crazy. And it's like saw. It's like who's going to eat their way out of
this? Like what do you mean? I'm going to stay here until we all blow up, I guess, because like,
what do you mean? That's so insane. Like, let me eat the way through my death. Like, stuffing yourself
is insane. Like people die that way. Havis not seen a new seven. Like that's so insane. And so what?
Is it happening now? Yeah. That was I guess in one of the new videos because it just came out,
In all transparency, I didn't watch the full video, so I saw a clip.
But I read, I both read an article and also saw a clip of it to prove the claim.
How could just split the money.
Pita and Katness did it at the end.
Like, let them do it.
Okay, that's fine.
Who is he?
Oh, my God.
He's so scary.
Oh, my God.
Damn.
I know.
I do want to like him.
I do love his.
I know he's so popular.
He literally collabs with everyone in the entire world and everyone loves him, but.
You know when I got asked, I felt like honored for a minute.
I was getting the pick-me vibes.
Like, oh, my God.
He knows who I am.
Yeah, like, Mr. Beasts wants me in there.
And then when Tanna was going to do it, I was like, oh, my God, what if we did this together?
And then I had to, like, check myself.
I'm like, who am I, girl?
Also for no pay?
You want me leave for a week and not get paid?
I don't know about that.
It's interesting.
It's allegedly OG YouTubers.
Oh, oh, my God.
Is it Joy, Gersuffa?
Blink if it's Joy Gersethevah.
Damn.
It's diabolical straight men that, like, are awful.
woman and and and yeah
prank versus prank but one of the pranks
the male prank
you're so close
well I'll tell you the names and just
bleep all of them to me in my mouth too
there's no I justine
I'm like I would like to see that as yeah
Ingrid Nilsson
come on Miss Clammerocci I would be
God with Miss Glomberathe
he would kind of get me back of Miss Glomerati
oh he would never though because he doesn't know
he's getting all these diabolical people
but
I just got a brand deal for you
Oscar. What? I didn't
actually. My agency did. What?
And she's like, just, yeah, she's like,
I have a little offer for
it's a commercial I'm doing. They want you
a little cameo and she got you a little range. That is
crazy. That is crazy. We're just talking
about that. Oh my God. I'm so excited to tell you
after. Oh my God, that's major.
It's going to be really fun. It's like a commercial
next Tuesday. Wow.
And she's like, I got this. Does he have a rap? Like, I got him in
brain. You have my rap.
Yeah, I know. I think I can just text him, but I was like, kind of gay.
That's kind of like, oh, God, that's so exciting.
Whoa, that's amazing.
Yeah, you were just saying that too.
You're like, oh, I just like could use a brand deal.
Oh, my God.
I'm really excited.
That's wild.
That's so cool.
My came out.
I know.
I love that.
I don't even know what the concept is, but I was like, oh, I love it so much.
That's exciting.
It's going to be fun.
Oh, my God.
Yeah, you have to be available to stay.
It's cute.
It's just a couple hours.
Yeah.
It's really, really fun.
That's crazy.
Oh, I was so excited.
I was like reading it in my hair.
Gag.
That's really cool.
I'm the freaking gag.
Oh, my gosh.
I have a couple really quick ones.
Okay.
We'll do like rapid fire.
Okay.
We'll call it the celebrity relationship segment.
There was speculation that Zoe Krobbots and Harry Styles are engaged because they stepped out together in, they went to Nobu.
They did a whole day in Malibu, and Zoe Kravitz had a huge diamond on that finger.
And it also didn't look sized yet.
Like it looked like something fresh because it was kind of like, you know when it slips?
Yes.
I don't know that.
But I love what it happened.
So, oh.
So big.
Just so big.
On her petite little finger.
It's like, we're going to size it down to a four, actually.
I do see that happen, though, when girls get engaged.
Like, oh, we just got to size it down a little because my finger's so small.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And they were, like, kissing and stuff before.
It kind of gagged me.
I mean, I guess he is of that age.
They were together, they were last spotted together, like, I guess over the summer.
So it has been a while.
but it's...
That's cute.
I like it.
I guess I like them together, but I'm like that.
I like that.
I like that.
I like her.
I'm like her.
Already is kind of nuts.
But they're like your age, right?
She's a little bit older.
He's my age.
Oh, and especially at the girls older, I do feel like biologically.
Even if you're not going to have kids, you just feel like this is the time to be married in my 30s.
Like, I don't know why that is the way it is, but I feel like that makes sense.
Yeah.
She's kind of do it.
For some reason, I thought they were a bigger guy.
People were making such a big deal about it that I thought it was a bigger age gap or whatever.
But, um.
37 yeah that's like the age that you'd like want to get married we knew each other what nine months
oh no we got engaged in like five months actually and then we got married in like a year and a half
we were also a quarantine couple well they're quarantined they're all they're traveling all over
the world they're going to italy they're going everywhere that makes sense they want they're probably
have also busy schedules i'm sure there's a lot of time that they're not together yeah um and then the
second relationship confirmation came from people magazine reporting that kendall
Jenner and Jacob Bellorty have been dating for months already.
So everyone was kind of gagged to hear whispers about them making out at Coachella.
But the gag is that they've allegedly been hanging out and getting to know each other the last
couple of months.
I didn't know about this and it is lesbian visibility week, but lesbians really are claiming
Kendall Jenner and do not want to lessen their grips on her.
Like they're still convinced that Kendall's lesbian.
And I know that she addressed it before.
I think on Owen Theo podcast, right?
She was like, what rumors about you do you hear that I'm lesbian?
She didn't, she loves a lesbian, but she says she is not one.
But the girls are still holding out hope, I guess.
Yeah.
You know, it's very, um, Joey, Shane, David, like, I'm not gay.
I'm not gay.
And then it's like coming out video, you know what I mean?
I think it's just like, it just happens on their terms.
Um, I think sometimes you don't even know you're lesbian until you, until you try it.
You know what I mean?
Until you've gone that route.
And they're like, oh, I actually.
I actually am, you know, Chapel had a boyfriend for high school.
You know, I think it's, you know, when you know.
And now that I see photos with the lesbian lens of, like, her style,
and she does wear a lot of, you know, like, ankle cut jeans and, you know, the flats,
and she loves, like, a little button up.
Weirdly, she do be dressing like Jacob Allorty.
Like, they have the same exact style.
They could change, like, they could wear each other's clothes.
He kind of does, right?
in a good way.
Yeah.
Didn't see her at the Aphoria
after party, so I can't confirm
that they were dating.
Oh, that is some good insider tea.
I saw no females at his booth and we were by his booth.
It's not only males, actually.
Well, we do love our men a little fruity, I suppose.
We love them very fruity, fresh and two-d.
So that was my relationship segment.
Okay, not that.
Oh, yeah, okay.
Really quick one to you.
This influencer, just jazzy IDK
on Instagram.
People have been coming for her
because she did a sponsored post for her wedding.
Now, she was sponsored by Capital One
and she was really getting dragged
for having her big life event sponsored.
But the gag is it's like a year later.
She's like using her wedding photos
as like a proof of concept.
And she already like posted about her wedding.
Oh, okay.
But she's just now reposting them as a sponsored post.
So I don't know why everyone's so upset.
Wow.
How is she like rebranding it?
So she posted her wedding photos like just yesterday.
And she said, hashtag Capital One partner, getting married is overwhelming enough before the big day.
And there's so much to do.
It is so important to talk about your finances.
So she's promoting Capital One with like the lens of like newlyweds, you know.
And out of context, people are like, oh, her whole wedding is sponsored by Capital One kind of tacky.
I was like, girl, you might just be at the Capital One table at the Oscar and Dary and wedding.
I was going to say, get married.
Then show that proof of concept.
I would take it just about anything.
Well, you got a brand deal now, so it's got to get that ball rolling.
If it was Charmin, if it was just about anything.
That's my dream.
That is my dream brand.
Girl, sorry, y'all.
I take the Starbucks too.
You can crucify me after.
But, like, if it's the wedding, that's expensive.
$200,000.
That's expensive.
I'm going to take it.
Yeah.
It's so funny.
Like, I thought, yeah, like, you, anymore, you should only have a wedding if you're
trying to get sponsored.
Because otherwise it's just a waste of money.
You know, I really thought we were, let's get some sponsorships, got nothing.
And then we just ended up having all this money.
And I'm like, I could have just eloped, honestly.
But you thought for the content.
You know, I thought for the content.
Not you.
I thought for the content.
And we flopped.
We flopped on it.
But hey, good for her, honestly.
Capital One, if you want to sponsor our wedding photos, I'll bring those back up.
I'll get remarried.
I'll do whatever.
And speaking of boys being a little fruity,
there is a new side character in the clavicular cinematic,
universe that I don't know much about and I just seen this one clip and I kind of live.
There's two clips of this boy Dylan Latham.
And the first one I saw, he was like my, my hack, his looks maxing hack was to cry, make
himself cry and then use his tears and his hair to give the texture and the volume.
I did see this.
I did see this.
You kind of ate with that actually.
That's kind of tea.
You think that's real?
I think he actually did it.
I guess it's salty.
So it gets you like beach hair.
It basically is just like the spray.
I guess it is kind of like straightish, right?
Like, oh, I'm not going to go buy the salt spray like in the girl section of CBS.
Like that's a little gay, but I'll cry and put salt water in my hair.
Honestly, that's what I would think too.
Yeah.
Like what do you mean you're crying?
And how do they cry?
Like an onion or what?
I just saw the clip of him crying.
He was sad.
Yeah.
That's actually a good question.
That's why I need to learn more about this side character because I don't like,
clavicular i know a little bit more the lore so i know he's like more dastrily this one i don't know he also
looks really young so i kind of give him a little bit more leeway i guess yeah and then this second clip i saw of him
was um someone asked him like oh how do you feel about being labeled gay or being called gay like
clavicular uh this the friend oh the new one yeah this new side care i love this random new side character
clippicular odies and then here comes this one why do you like him so much just because i thought
the crying was camp and then this little clip
he was doing an interview and he got asked
by like a guy I'm assuming the context was like
trying like a little jab like
how do you feel about people calling you gay
to get him to be homophobic but he said
that he finds it a big compliment
he says when the average person says you look gay
they're saying you look better than average
the gay daddy market is a lot more competitive
so I literally take it as a compliment
period I love this little side care
yeah I was going to say for what we know on this context
the very bay yeah we love
will change opinion accordingly
with new information is presented for sure
I mean that's how I was really
with like Andrew Tate
and I was like, okay, he's like, I'm gonna pay a woman
to raise my baby Tiller 18
I'm gonna give her half a million dollars.
He said that. He said that.
He's like, I would pay someone half a million dollars
to raise my baby Tiller 18.
That's crazy.
I was like, what is happening?
I don't want to get too involved in that world
but damn, I was kind of like on his side
with the Harry Daniels of all.
I was okay, I love it.
Because remember we asked Harry Daniels,
he's like, oh my God,
how did you get in the Woviki Clevikikler thing?
He's like, actually,
Well, Vicky came into me and clavicular's thing.
I was like, okay, so there's a whole lore there.
I don't really get it.
And then my last little note is I did apply to be in a song video, and I don't think I got a call back.
And now I think I just have to accept the fact that he never wants me.
I-
Music video.
You are in your cameo era.
I know.
You saw casting on All-Cathing.
I did see a little casting form.
Yeah.
And like, at this point, I didn't get a call or email back at this point.
And I'm like, damn, I just have to.
accept it, I guess.
Maybe I won't. I think I'll probably still put up a little bit more of a fight.
But like, I know every single one of his friends.
Like, I know and speak to it on multiple occasions.
Well, text them.
If someone wanted to get me in a video and they texted you, I'd be like, yeah, of course.
Like, bring them in, you know.
They didn't want you to overshadow, you know.
They want just regular stories.
You don't want somebody that will overshadow me.
Maybe.
You are a star quality.
I feel like I've dropped hints in like the least subtle way pot.
Like I told Austin, Austin, I love Asan so much.
I told Christian, Christian, I love it sound so much.
I posted Hassan to entertainment tonight's TikTok of the Vanity Fair after party.
I tagged Christian and Austin, and I told him.
I was like, I feel like this is sending a message in a bottle.
Like, tell him, I love him.
Cuddy knows I love Asan.
Caroline Kwan knows I love Hassan.
Will Neff knows I love a song.
Frogan knows I love a song.
I'm like, okay, at this point, do I just accept.
He also is like not even gagged when like Trixi and Katia talk about him.
Like he reacted to Trixi and Katia talked about him and just like he looked like,
he had no idea what was going on.
Yeah.
So I don't know if he's,
I think the only way I could gag him
is if I ran for office.
So maybe that's my next step.
Oh, is he into that?
He loves that.
He loves a political.
Oh, maybe you don't want to get in the world of politics.
If he's a political.
He's...
Ladies for a man, get into politics.
Just like, all...
The layer I know of Hassan is a lot of people hate him.
And I know a lot of people like him,
but I would, I would veer everyone loves you.
So maybe don't go where someone is polarized.
Caleb and Trixie and Katsya can handle him.
I feel like I can.
And James Monsoon.
And Jimmy with those edits.
And Lover and Cox.
Yeah, I do love a Jimmy.
Jimmy puts him in like doggy.
Yep.
Like for half a second.
The cake be caken.
What was that?
Yeah.
What was that?
What was that?
I always do that when I see it.
I'm like, I think it's for your own good.
I would be like, let me pull some strings and not that I know him.
But I think I have more strings to pull.
I think so too.
But I think for your own good.
I think they're all protecting you.
You want to be in the world all of some people.
some people hate you.
You're on such a good path.
You don't want to catch any strays with the people who hate us on in your association.
Because even QT, I feel, catches some strays for...
That's true.
You know, what was it a music video or what was it?
Advice.
Advice.
What were you going to do?
Ask more question?
I did write quite a tale, my application form.
Were you on video or did you do an email?
I had to write.
But I'm better with words like when I'm writing.
I was very much giving Lady Whistledown quill dipped in ink, writing it down.
I was like, I have been trying to get the attention of DL Trade for about a year now.
I have messaged him many times.
I have left him, I have left this DL Trade comments on many an Instagram post.
I am acquaintances with many of his friends.
I really like so much.
This is like a deathly serious.
You should have showed us before he said that.
Running by a excuse, please.
Did not get a ball back.
I would be like, too much, too much.
We need somebody more subtle.
Who's the DL trade?
You're in a relationship.
Hassan Piker is a DL trade in question.
He's a DL trade?
No, I just thought he would think it was funny.
I don't think he doesn't get it.
You may be a rioting.
I think he's going to be scared.
This is why you're not being introduced.
He might be like, actually, I support all your endeavors.
This is what I may say not because of anything against him,
although you know we had that private jet instance where we did not.
talk to each other. I would venture. You know, they say if you love something, let it go,
and if it comes back, it was meant to be. Well, I don't know if it was ever yours to begin with.
Okay, gag me with that. You did gag me with that. Just honesty. That is the honest tea.
I like it. I'm here for it. Think if it's meant to be, it'll be. I do think you,
rejection is your protection in this case. Period. I do see on diabolical Twitter,
people love to come for him, so literally. No playing basketball with.
Hadnivus and Hassan Piker now.
Well, that could happen.
Maybe on the DL that.
Maybe you don't have to know.
Just get a little basketball.
I like your quest for this.
I don't know if I'm too supportive, but I'm half there.
It's meant to be.
Maybe just stick with me.
Now that I got a commercial.
Yeah, I'm really excited for you.
I can't want to tell you.
I need to tell you off.
I was like, oh, my God.
I'm so excited.
I loved it too.
I loved it.
There was like an offer.
She can see AA handle this.
It's here people.
And I was like, oh my God.
But you touch.
Yeah.
Yeah.
This was me pre-commercial.
Well, now he can offer it as me.
I can have to call back.
We got to keep it brand friendly, brand safe.
You know, that's our era.
But I love that you try.
Lips, tight hole, brand friendly.
Well, period.
Censor.
Love all of it.
Maybe that's the campaign.
Maybe that's what they want to do for.
Well, we're all in that era, and we love you guys so much.
What a fun day this was.
I love a Thursday.
Thank God for those pepperchinos.
The pepperchinos really helped me over.
Oh, it was really good.
It was really good.
It was really.
It was really good.
It was.
fun to be out of the house too.
I love to get out of the house and just,
I did feel sad.
That is Malbu's favorite restaurants.
I did feel,
we'll go there tomorrow with her.
But I can't fully eat,
you know how I love to eat dirty
with my,
blind Dutchman,
and I can't really like that
in front of Malbu.
That's a bad example to set for your kids,
like just devouring food.
So when I'm with her,
I like to eat cutesy.
Anyways, or normal,
not even cutesy,
just like the normal person.
That's it.
I love it.
You want to plug anything over there?
I just hope you had a good, happy Earth Day.
Yeah, I saw that.
Koroa Valley is having some Earth Day activities for kids this weekend.
We should get out and do something.
Go plant a tree.
Recycle.
Reduce and reuse.
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