Just Trish - Is Trisha Giving BIRTH to King Charles? Addressing the Royal Family CONSPIRACY
Episode Date: February 6, 2024If you had a nickel for every time Trisha Paytas’ baby coincided with the downfall of the Royal Family you'd have two nickels–which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice. Yes, Tri...sh is finally breaking her silence on the King Charles CONSPIRACY as the birth of baby Elvis looms. Plus, the 'JUST TRISH" gang EXPOSES groundhogs. Are they really seasonal prophets? And Austin McBroom continues to be a menace while Catherine Paiz kikis with James Charles. Subscribe to the Podcast: Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/just-trish/id1698564262?at=1010lSCj Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/6bZ5tfeCt6naGMw24pRMLe YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@justtrishpodcast All Podcast Platforms: https://link.chtbl.com/JustTrish?at=1010lSCj Follow Just Trish on Social Media: https://www.instagram.com/justtrishpod/ Follow Oscar: https://www.instagram.com/oscargracey Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Oh my god, that's, I would much rather be, I'd take Austin McBroom back in a heartbeat
over the hangout with James Charles.
That's wild.
What is she doing?
Hey guys!
Happy Chinese New Year in a few days.
We're celebrating early because there's too many
things happening this upcoming weekend. There's
the Chinese New Year, which I think is the most important. There's also
the Super Bowl, I guess. I don't know. I'm not gonna
I don't think I'm gonna watch it, but you know, whatever.
And then we have Valentine's Day next week. So it's just like, we're gonna celebrate
Chinese New Year early. Happy dragons out there. It's our year. I'm a dragon. I'm now a mother of
dragon. And, um, we just love the dragon energy. Thank you guys for being here. Um, shout out to
our Patreons real quick. Okay. Patreon.com slash just Trish. I have to do it at the beginning of
the show. This is like our sponsor over here. Patreon.com slash just Trish, you guys.
It is the last reminder you guys will get because our next episode will air on the 13th.
You have to sign up by February 10th if you want to be our headshot or producer tier,
which means you get a headshot in the mail.
You also get a sticker in the mail.
This is for the headshot and producer tiers.
And if you're a producer, you get a handwritten cue card.
Plus, this month you're going to get a Valentine from me. We did a whole Valentine's Day shoot yesterday
for our producer tiers
and it's a little Valentine card you'll get
in the mail. And I even
had custom graphics done on it. You can insert it here.
I don't have it yet. It's coming tomorrow.
And Moses was like, oh my gosh,
it says like, just Trish. It's like, I'll be your Valentine.
It has a cute little letter. And Moses was like, oh my god,
what did you ask? You're like,
how did you do that? Or no, you're like, who did that? And I was like, oh my God, did you, what did you ask? You're like, how did you do that? And I was, or no, you're like, who did that?
And I was like, I did that.
Because it happened overnight.
Like she took a picture,
then the next morning she shows me,
I was like, how did you do this?
Shout out Hannah, our UK graphic designer.
She did our Just Trish logo.
She did the background.
She did everything like that.
She literally did, can you do this in 24 hours?
And I got the image at like five o'clock at night,
our time, and she did it in 24 hours because she's in the UK. So I woke up to this. I did it so fast. I did it. I was like, can you do this in 24 hours? And I got the image at like 5 o'clock at night our time. And she did it in 24 hours because she's in the UK.
So I woke up to this.
I did it so fast.
I did it overnight because I was trying to get it here for you guys on time.
But you get a cute little Valentine card.
And we did the shoot just for you guys.
And so I hope that you enjoy that.
So I just love it.
I'm trying to do little special things each month because we appreciate you guys so much.
But also shout out to our lower patrons too.
The $5, $10 tiers kind of crushed it this month.
I know.
I was like calculating because Oscar gets a percentage, y'all.
Don't even worry, okay?
We like to pay around here.
He gets a percentage.
I was like calculating.
I was like, damn.
First I was like, oh my God, that's so much money.
And then I was like, oh my God, we made so much money.
So thank you.
I don't know.
Is that weird to say?
Thank you guys.
Seriously, thank you.
We're putting so much effort into it.
We're putting so much effort. In fact, that we're't know. Is that weird to say? Thank you guys. Seriously, thank you. We're putting so much effort into it. We're putting so much effort
in fact that we're doing like a whole separate filming day for the bonus episode tomorrow.
Also, Oscar has been busy with the Grammys, but we're going to come back and film. I'll
be in a totally different look. So it's really like getting a bonus episode this week. And
then we're also doing more gaming because everyone liked the Fortnite. The Fortnite
was a hit.
That was so much fun.
So crazy.
Watching it back, I couldn't stop laughing.
Really? you kind of
slayed a little bit yeah pokey made she just moved to youtube from twitch and i think she's scared
she should be she should be can we get her to laughing we have her cookies and pokey made yeah
she i think she watches so pokey come on down we're gamer girls we're gamer girls i ordered
um the cat headset i had it actually i think iting. Actually, I had it, actually. I think it was the ASMR.
But I did order, like, controllers.
I don't know if we need controllers, but I thought for a cute photo, maybe the March
headshot will be me with, like, my gaming unicorn.
I didn't know what Gamer Girls wears, so I was, like, still trying to figure it out.
Someone had, like, a bunny thing.
I'm trying to figure it out.
But I do want a gaming core.
I'll maybe get a purple wig with, like, the pink cat ears.
Oh, I love that.
Like, lilac.
Yeah, so I think I'm in the Gaming Girl era for sure.
I just got to find the right wardrobe, which is kind of hard to find. But it needs to be sexy.
It needs to be, I don't know. Maybe you can help me out. What do you wear when you game?
Really conflicting because my outfits are usually like sweatshirts and hats,
but then all my stuff is pink. So it's like bro meets gamer girl, which I feel like is my
personality kind of. Totally.
I love when people come on here and wear, like, black or something.
Like, Tana, because it just, like, pops, you know?
I kind of regret making pink my thing because I'm like, I just blend in every episode.
But we're going to do more gaming.
We're actually going to do, like, a whole gaming day.
I'm going to be cute.
We talked about just being, like, we don't have to be cute for it.
But I'm like, let me be cute because I see people clipping on TikTok, which I totally love.
The promo's great.
But don't put the whole thing on TikTok.
Someone put, like, a 10-minute video. I'm like, I had to flag it. But they were very nice. They promo's great. But don't put the whole thing on TikTok. Someone put like a 10-minute video.
I'm like, I had to flag it.
But they were very nice.
They took it down.
Someone else was trying to make these stickers on Etsy.
And they were also very nice.
They sent me an email.
They're like, can I do this?
And I'm like, maybe not.
Because this is like our bonus to our Patreons.
And they took it down, which is nice. Because the flagging process is a lot.
So thank you guys for being respectful.
You can put clips of it, though.
We love the promo.
But Patreon.com slash JustTrish. You guys, seriously, thank you so much.
We have no sponsors on this show. So you guys are the sponsors and we love you so much for it. And
we put it right back into the love that you guys have. Hopefully one day we'll have like a studio
audience set. That's like where we're working towards. But all right, that's the top of the show. Patreon.com slash Jess Trish
Valentine's Day
cards, headshots, the
praying emoji sticker.
We'll all be there. You have to sign up by February 10th
and we'll ship out on February 15th.
We've already started signing the headshots.
I'll put that in the B-roll for you.
I was filming myself.
That's a vacation.
You see me doing it.
I was going to say, for the Valentine card that she made, I had to call Patreon.
And I was like, are we able to send this?
Oh, my God.
It's not risque.
You better get that one.
It's a good one.
Yeah.
He's like, I'm going to ask Patreon if we can send this.
I'm like, it literally looks like Britney Spears or something.
It's literally nothing. It's like this up, and it's just like a little bit of cleavage. I'm like, it literally looks like Britney Spears or something. Or like, it's just like, it's literally nothing.
It's like this up and it's just like a little bit, a little bit of cleavage.
I was like, oh my God.
I don't know.
I mean, that's the car that I expected to get.
Okay.
Moses was in a few with me.
Well, you guys will see that on our Instagram.
I'm like, do we send him one of both of us together?
There was some like, he was in silk pajamas and I'm in this like pink.
It was the Rihanna Fenty pink bra and panty, but you don't see that part.
You literally only see up.
Okay.
You know what I mean?
But we keep it classy here.
But Patreon approved.
And they're like, okay.
Good job checking that.
He literally emailed them.
And I'm like, oh, you're making me – I don't know.
It's cleavage.
Oh, my gosh.
What world are we living in?
Anyways, okay.
How's life?
How are you?
Good.
It's been quite manic 24 hours, but I feel like that's going to add to the fun because
I'm a little deranged and I, anything can happen today.
I love that.
You are looking so good too.
Oh, thanks.
So what's, is there an update?
Do you have an update?
You look so good.
Like you literally look like you lost like 30 pounds.
You look amazing.
I've only lost like nine or 10 pounds the past two months. But I've also just been like
really stressed
and not getting a lot of sleep
just because of award season.
But I guess for
going through all that
and still losing
a little bit of weight,
like that's good news at least.
But yeah, I guess
it's like a slow process
right now at least.
You know, it's nothing crazy.
That's the way to go.
Last night,
who was it?
Christina Aguilera.
I was like so, so good.
Oh, yeah.
What was it last year?
Like the lovers and friends.
She had like thick.
I'm using that loosely.
She was like thicker.
And I was like, God, everyone's so thin now.
This Ozempic is really just taking over.
I know.
You know what?
I sent you a clip of it.
I think it was Joe Rogan who was like, I don't know if I trust this because it's like, how
is it not?
I'm kind of on the non-Ozempic route now.
You know what I mean?
I think I'm going to just really go and try and go to the gym and like be a bodybuilder or something in my bodybuilding
era where i'm just like ripped or something but um i mean i get it's good but i don't know everyone
is so skinny everyone looks great but i get a little scared of it i don't know but how are you
feeling are you everything's great i think you'll feel jittery side effects or anything no stomach
problems no i know i think there was a thing where someone had like as a side effect, just like
chronic diarrhea. And a lot of people sent that to me. They're like, Oscar, be safe. I'm like,
I'm okay. But thank you. But you're on a faux Zempic, right? I'm on faux Zempic. Yeah. So maybe
that's a little different, but. A lighter dose, maybe. Yeah. Okay. But so far, so far, so good.
Okay. I'm not like a super advocate or anything either like i'm kind of just doing it for myself i'm not like this is not an endorsement of whatever i'm on it well do you think it helps
you do you feel less hungry definitely yeah okay so it does work that way yeah but i was telling
you when we mukbang like when a lot of food is in front of me and i get excited to eat we're the
same so when i see it and like i want to eat it because it's like it makes me feel good yeah so that's the hard part too is i'll still be full but i'm like just one more bite
one more slice of pizza one more nugget i feel the same i feel like that's why it wouldn't work
for me because i'm like i'm still gonna look at pasta and just be like i want to eat all of it
you know what i mean because i'll eat now now well being pregnant's different but when i'm not
pregnant i'll eat until i'm just like just sick where i'm just like i can't move now i have like
can't breathe most of the time so I can only eat a little bit.
Like pregnancy makes me skinny for real.
I really do lose weight every time I go.
I'm just like wow, it makes me so skinny because it's like I'm so full and I can't breathe
all the time so I just like eat a little bit.
I had a baked potato for lunch.
I'm in my skinny era.
Is that skinny?
I don't know.
I consider it a baked potato.
I think it is, right?
Just like a baked potato and I can't believe it's not butter.
Someone's going to comment explaining why it's not but to me it is.
Yeah.
Right?
It's like when you go to Wendy's, a big potato is like the healthy thing yeah and wendy's does have a cheap baked potato but we found one
cheaper at uh ralph's it was like a dollar for a big potato i think wendy's is like a dollar 29 or
something uh you got me on my wendy's kick though i've like postmated it a couple times last week
it's it's really hitting the nuggets are hitting okay we should do a mukbang of that we should
have done a chinese well we don't have time today but We should do a mukbang of that. We should have done a Chinese. Well, we don't have time today, but we should do a Chinese mukbang for the Chinese New Year.
Oh, we still can.
That's true.
We can do it tomorrow.
I had a couple options.
Well, we'll talk about it later.
I also met one of your family members.
Did they tell you?
What?
We don't have to get personal.
Did they not tell you?
No.
Who?
I don't know.
They call you Junie.
Yeah.
They were like, it's so weird to say Oscar because he's just Junie to us.
Where?
It was crazy.
Literally at our baby gymnastics class.
They're like, oh, we're Oscar.
I'm Oscar's sister-in-law.
And I was like, what?
Like, we meet.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
And she had a little boy.
Yes.
Okay.
Yeah.
Because that makes sense because they live in Thousand Oaks, my brother and his wife.
Oh, okay.
Got it.
Got it.
That makes a lot of sense.
I was like, it was, we meet so many people that know you.
The person, the girl at Brenton's was like, I went to high school with Oscar.
This person, I was like, God, Oscar really knows everybody around.
This is like the area.
Everyone that I went to high school with, all my family is in this area.
Oh, got it, got it.
Okay.
Well, I was very excited.
That's so funny.
Yeah.
In this little gymnastics class, we meet so many people.
There was another person who was like, I just listened to you on Call Her Daddy.
She got her name because I was like i like meeting parent friends
and stuff like that but it's it's a cute little class a little they're like the same age your
nephew in malibu i think so yeah yeah because i think i remember the way i remember it is all
around like queen elizabeth and when i was on vacation so yeah i think it was maybe a couple
weeks before or after really yeah okay yeah
they're very um they were taking turns on the slide maybe a month or two apart yeah it was like
yeah yeah she was yeah they were going they were sharing the slide together it was very cute
if they do little trapeze here it's such a funny little thing it's like they do little
handstands and gymnastics and it's it's pretty cute and all the parents are there we're the
only people with two parents there i'm like should we go one at a time? Everyone else is like one parent.
I always feel like – because I feel like we both want to do this stuff with – anyways,
this is like so no one cares. But they do like little things where you can like walk her around
and stuff like that. So we have to take turns and be like, okay, you can walk her around.
Like I want to walk her around. I'm also very pregnant, so I just get winded. We did those
little circles running around and I was like, I'm tired.
I don't blame you.
It was very tiring.
It's a cute class, but yeah, all the little babies just running around.
Yeah, so yeah, chaos.
You're here.
It's late, too.
It's like late for us.
Usually, we start filming at 10.
It's like 1.30.
Yeah.
I feel a little out of sorts.
I know.
The vibe is, like I said, a little chaotic. A little chaotic.
I think that's going to add to the fun because, yeah, we had to push back a little bit.
We worked at the Grammys yesterday. I think it was like a 10-hour day. It was pretty crazy.
And what does that mean for you again? Explain to everybody what that means.
Are you at the house or are you at the office?
We worked from home yesterday because of the rain.
It's also flooding, by the way, in LA, everyone.
So there's a lot. There's literally so much going on.
Life-threatening storms. storms not near us i'm like
everyone's just chilling out here yeah joshua's getting the like alerts like the national uh news
alerts like it's a state literally a state of emergency in southern california and i need to
get them it's like it's all around us like north of us is flooding south of us is flooding it just
we're somehow just a little sweet spot are they dying i mean why is it life-threatening i don't think anyone's dying but there is people had to evacuate
because there are like mud slides and stuff that um happen in this like extreme weather it's pretty
crazy it reminds me of like the hurricane when you were in your selena gomez blanket cosplay
oh but nothing came from that right this is kind of worse than that right this is actually like
it's really flooded outside.
Yeah, which is great.
Okay.
I'm like not with it.
But yeah, our house gets flooded.
We talked about this multiple times.
We're getting new floors.
We actually did go to the tile shop the other day.
It's more expensive than I thought it was going to be.
I was like, oh my God.
Maybe we have to wait.
Patreon.com slash JessTrush.
Maybe we have to wait another month for the – tile is expensive.
Tile is expensive and insulation is expensive.
I thought it was $15,000.
It's like a $30,000 reward. I was like, God. And you know what?
It's not even a leak.
It's coming up from the floor, so we have to get it rerouted so it goes down to the
street.
It's crazy.
That sounds insane.
Yeah.
You need to hire that lady who made the tunnels on TikTok.
I bet you she can help.
Yeah, actually.
Probably for cheaper, too.
We're doing it the legit way.
She can just do it for free for us, for TikTok views.
That would be actually everything.
It's crazy. It's crazy.
It's crazy expensive. I'm telling you all,
owning a house, it's not all it's great because it's an investment. Yes, you can get some money
back, but you put a lot of money into it.
Let me tell you that. Yeah, it does sound stressful.
It is. I never owned a house before I met Moses
and I would be very stressed.
I would just, I was abandoned.
I'd abandon my house or evacuate
one of the two. I would just abandon it.
It's too much.
It's too much work.
It's so stressful.
I'm like just – it's just a lot.
But thankful, grateful, have a roof over our heads.
It's just leaking literally brown water.
You can look at it in the office.
So bougie.
Even the glam team was like – my hairdresser was like, it's really wet right here.
I was like, I know.
There's towels.
Don't you see the towels?
They're there.
Okay.
We're trying. We have a water sucker. What is that thing called that sucks up the towels? They're there. Okay, we're trying.
We have a water sucker.
What is that thing called?
It sucks up the water.
Humidifier.
Is that what it is?
That's all it is?
This is a dehumidifier.
This is just to help dry it after.
Because we live on a hillside, so all the water comes against the house.
Slides down.
We're in a swamp over here.
Luckily, this is what I do for a living.
I'm all laughing.
I'm not stressed about it at all.
I'm so stressed. She's like, so stressed about it. I'm not stressed about it at all. I'm so stressed.
She's like so stressed about it.
I'm like, we're just going to dig up, put some drains in the ground.
It's carpeting.
It's wet.
We just need to get it.
There's a baby coming.
It's just a lot.
Flooding is like my, also again, no one cares, but flooding is like my number one nightmare
because I have all my fish tanks.
So I always like am so paranoid that it's going to like an earthquake or something or
the glass is just going to like leak and my whole apartment is going to be flooded.
That's like my reoccurring nightmare every time I leave the house.
But it's good right now because if your apartment flooded, the fish get to swim.
I was like, there's nothing to fear if it's flooded.
They just go with the flow.
Literally.
You know what I mean?
I get what you're saying though because like I wonder how many gallons of water do you
know in your tank?
Doing the math, not that much one is 20 to 5 like probably like 35 yeah i guess that's not that much how high
would that get i don't know that's a good like if you dumped your fish tanks out here would it get
up to my feet well you need to know the square footage oh Oh, yeah. That's the whole thing. Well, you wouldn't drown.
But it's not going to make damage.
It would be damage?
Yeah.
Especially if he has carpets or electricity on the floor or something.
Oh, right.
All your computer.
Watch for our SD cards.
I'm always like, what if we lose our-
What if you leave below him?
Oh, my.
That's the person that would be the most affected.
That happened to my mom's apartment.
She had a mushroom growing from her ceiling because someone's bathtub was leaking from above. leaking from above it was do you remember that it was like fungus i was like oh
do we get right into that yeah let's get into it um yeah but so yeah working it was oh yeah i was
just at home again no one cares but i was just just editing for 10 hours that was like i felt
a little deranged and tiktoks yeah editing tiktoks and like reels whatever um
do you ever get sick of it are you ever like this is this i'm not doing too much oh yeah i was i got
really sick of it like just because it made me realize maybe i don't love award shows that much
because it was like you have to edit so many things and you have to pay so much attention
the grammys are too long too too too long how were they? The pre-ceremony starts at, like, noon,
and then the Grammys ended, like, at 10 p.m.
So it's literally a 10-hour award show.
And you're watching the whole thing.
Yeah.
What are you watching in the pre-show?
Are you watching a red carpet?
Are you watching...
Red carpet.
You have to multitask.
Like, red carpet, and then also to see if anyone, like,
iconic wins.
Like, Billie Eilish, she won one of her awards
in the pre-show.
Oh. Same with, like, Boy Genius of her awards in the pre-show um same with like
boy genius um barbie won during the pre-show so like you kind of have to keep an eye out for who
is winning that and it's long and it goes so fast it's a lot um and then the show is just so long i
can't believe like when you were saying that people were trying to sell you tickets i'm like
that seems like i don't know who would just want to like go. Just for fun. It was flooding down where the Grammys were. Like traffic was terrible. The show was like
literally like four, over four hours long.
Oh my God, no.
Like crazy.
I guess it's like a concert, I guess, for some people say.
Yeah.
I don't even know who performed. I saw Miley. I think that's it.
Miley, Olivia Rodrigo, Dua Lipa, others.
Others. Literally don't know. Did you two perform?
You two, yes. Oh. Others. Others. Literally don't know. Did you two perform? You two, yes.
That sounds familiar.
I didn't see them on TikTok.
I only watched through TikTok.
I was like –
That's the way to do it.
Yeah.
Because I was like, I can't watch – I just – Grammys – I don't know what's more
boring, the Grammys or the Super Bowl.
I guess the Super Bowl would be more boring.
I guess the Grammys I could like watch maybe, but I don't know.
I like just to see the highlights.
TikTok always knows.
They know the highlights.
They know the hot topics. So thank you, TikTok, for doing our hot topics. I was like, I can't watch maybe, but I don't know. I like to see the highlights. TikTok always knows. They know the highlights. They know the hot topics.
So thank you TikTok for doing our hot topic because I was like, I can't watch all this.
But I would love to be a red carpet person like on E or something like that.
I think they need one.
That would be fun, I think.
Yeah.
Gigi Gorgeous did it this year.
She was with GLAAD.
She did the red carpet.
Oh my God, no way.
Wow, she gets everything.
I always tell her.
She has a really good management.
I actually might be with this management.
I think I am with this management company.
I think I signed with them.
I don't know.
Maybe not.
Maybe I should have put it out there.
Someone's going to harass them.
But she has a great management company.
Because she's always doing so much.
She's always doing like Crest commercials and on the red carpets.
Panels and red carpets.
Oh, Drag Race.
She was up in Canada doing Drag Race.
I was like, man, I need all this.
I think Traders too.
I think her husband texted me and was like, I need to get you and Nats
on Traders. I was like, please. Because Traders,
they always have like duos. We just started watching
Traders this week. Not to jump into that right now.
We'll go back to the Grammys. But they always
seem to know each other on the show. Like the duos seem to know each
other. So like me and Gigi would be so great.
Gigi's manager, get on it. Because he can,
if anyone can, Gigi's manager can. Not mine, but
we're switching.
We're switching management.
Leveling up.
Leveling up. Who was your favorite? Okay, so, well, Taylor Swift was like the talk of the town.
Yeah, Taylor.
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Was everything, I guess. I was overwhelmed because she made me look like a fool instacart groceries that over deliver was everything i guess yeah i mean okay i was
overwhelmed because she made me look like a fool because she changed her freaking profile picture
to black and white before the grammy so i'm like period reputation like this is my whole personality
like i have been pretty for me i've been pretty quiet about all the other ones yeah again for me
in comparison to past me but this uh reputation i was like i'm
gonna be literally the most annoying person on the planet because i love reputation so much i was like
let me go let me go through my photos like my cosplays the times i've met her when she posted
me on her instagram like i was ready did you have photo dump i posted on my story i made like a
little collage i tweeted i did the whole i unfrosted for just for reputation and then she announces a new album the tortured
poets department wow yeah what do you think of it um i'm excited about it okay well first of all
i love taylor i feel like announcing it at the grammys i don't know they showed like the reactions
of all this artists in the crowd everyone was just like like i feel like everyone was like great now
wait yeah no one's gonna
talk about any of the grambys it's gonna be about taylor announcing her album which is true because
look at us now we're part of the problem the big thing do you think she's a plant i don't think
she's a plant i think because she's had such a long career i like she definitely had a head start
just because her dad was a banker so we helped helped her like fund the music and stuff when she first started.
But I don't think she's like a plant's plant.
Even recently, you don't think she's a plant?
There's Travis Kelsey, her.
No, I think she's just very, very good at what she does.
And she is a hard worker.
And she's like constantly evolving.
And I think she's just kind of like a captivating artist i think i was hearing theories
that it's a political thing that they're trying to get everyone that conspiracy theory is why i
think the white house or the pentagon had to like shut that down actually because it's not real
did they shut it down who shut it down i think the pentagon well they would shut it down because
they're the ones that don't want to get out they're like this is not real that's what you
know it is it's true we have our conspiracy theory over here. My theory comes from this conspiracist over here.
He literally said it this morning.
It's crazy.
I see all my friends left, right, everything talking about Taylor Swift.
I'm like, I wouldn't even put the two together if you didn't tell me.
I would not think it's political.
He's like, it is.
I'm like, okay.
It is wild.
I don't know.
It's a lot of pressure to put on someone because I feel like I think Joe Biden,iden's and like his whole campaign is like put on taylor swift i'm like let's just
let her sing like let's just let her like perform like it is a little crazy but yeah the tortured
poets department april 20 something april 19th it's a little ways away yeah we have a little
bit of time but so i feel like that'll be a fun moment but it is a lot. If you don't like Taylor Swift, it's a lot.
And I feel bad for the haters because it's just like you can't escape it.
I'm not even a Taylor Swift hater, but low-key it kind of makes me a little bit.
Because I'm like, I'm so tired about it.
You know what I mean?
When you just see someone everywhere and you're like, oh my God, I get it.
Like, you know, she has the Super Bowl.
Oh, she's performing in Japan.
She's going to come back.
I just know so much about Taylor Swift.
How many for you? Like the fans, I bet, are bet are like loving it or do you I don't know even
it's too much I think that's why if like she loses a couple fans this time around I'm like
that's fine with me because it's like too much I can't get a damn concert ticket right I can't
even get a freaking popcorn bucket like well you got it too much and you've never taken it back
you love it it's always here We need to put that behind you.
I know it's here, so that's why I love it.
No one's touching it.
If you leave something in here, it's here forever.
Like, no one ever touches this room, which is lost in the image.
We'll look on the – maybe one day we'll have, like, a – oh, you know what?
When people with the studio audience come in, we'll put it on display, you know?
Oh, yeah.
They'll be like, there's Oscars, Taylor Swift, Popcorn Bucket.
We'll take photos with that.
Yeah.
That could be really cute, actually.
She's just – yeah, it's just a lot.
It's just, like, a lot everywhere. And, like, that's why I love, like, Margot Robbie. She's just – yeah, it's just a lot. It's just like a lot everywhere.
And like that's why I love like Margot Robbie.
She's like, I think people are just sick of me.
I'm going to take a break.
Even though like I feel like she was not oversaturated.
But I was like, I get it and I like it.
I respect it.
You know what I mean?
Have people miss you a little bit because people miss Taylor and now it's just like
she's everywhere.
It's like, okay.
I know.
That's why I wasn't expecting her to even like announce an album.
I expected her to be a little bit more low-key but she has defied all my expectations she's in her bridal era i heard with her dress they all say
that's gonna be simplifying that she's gonna be getting married this year i think it goes with
like the aesthetic like the black and white because she i think she made lana del rey also
being black and um jack antonoff what do you mean she made them i think that was the whole table
that she was sitting at the grammarsys was all black and white themed.
So I think that's just the vibe.
She orchestrated it? I kind of think so.
She arrived with Lana Del Rey and they
did photos together and everything.
Very random. Are they friends?
Maybe they're doing a song together.
They've done a song.
Do you know?
Oh, you're laughing like
duh.
I thought you knew. like yeah like yeah they did i thought you knew i was like wow okay because i'm you predict the past see i knew it what was it was it popular um snow on the beach it was on her last album
um and they have the same producer jackie and sonoff produces both of their albums um but just
for lena del rey because she did not win a grammy and she has i think she's yet to win a grammy which is crazy because she is like so
iconic and that was like my number one snub i think was no lana del rey win david no she was
nominated she had a lot she actually had a lot i think she had i want to say five what's her big
song this year um she didn't really have like a hit i guess amw was it was a popular song on tiktok is it removed
from umg did they take it oh my god that's that's the other thing right did they they removed so i
think she is umg why don't you sing it for the tiktok people i don't even know how it goes oh
my god you love lana you don't know what song i don't like stan on i really like her okay she's
been nominated 11 times though she's yet to win one which is crazy because you think
like at some point give the girl something what nationality is she what nationality yeah um maybe
they're discriminating against whatever she is she's white no but like is she polish or
you know what i mean there might be some discrimination there if you look deep into it
it just says american on wikipedia discrimination against americans oh i don't know well there may be something more political about
that english and scottish oh are they anti-scottish anti-scottish yeah the traitors sorry alan cummings
i love him in his little kilt we gotta talk about it because i really love him but we'll talk about
it in a minute you would look good in a kilt i would go for a good legs are you scottish no i
would have to do the 23 oh that's right
i don't know because people were saying you probably have european background because
you're like i'm 100 this and like no you probably have i know everyone's trying to clock it but like
whatever my parents immigrated from i think my grandpa was a little bit chinese but what yeah
oh my god here's a chinese card for you i'm trying to give this to you this is for you this
has the money in it. There's money.
And Moses, too.
Happy Chinese New Year.
That's why we're celebrating today.
For you.
This is yours, too.
You guys can open them.
Well, you don't know if you want to.
I don't know.
We have to get the money.
I forgot about that until you just said that.
I was like, oh, my gosh.
So this is your prosperity.
This is the red envelopes.
And may it multiply times a million for you.
Period.
Love that.
Thank you.
So there's a little cash in there. Wow. Yeah. We all got the same amount,. Period. Love that. Thank you. So there's a little cash in there.
Wow.
Yeah.
We all got the same amount, I think.
How sweet.
Thank you.
They had to be even amount.
Yeah.
So everyone got an even amount.
They'll multiply.
May it multiply for everyone.
A little Chinese.
Interesting.
Yeah.
In Peru, there's a lot of Chinese people there.
Really?
Yeah.
Wow.
Do you speak any Mandarin?
No.
Mandarin is like the number one language in the world.
Did you know that?
Is it really?
Yes.
The number one spoken language.
But probably because there's, I think Chinese people dominate a population, right, of the
world.
I think half the world is Chinese or something.
Half the world?
Yeah.
As Moses backed me up.
Isn't that right?
Maybe closer to a quarter.
Probably two billion out of eight billion.
That's a lot.
Okay.
That's a lot.
That is a lot.
Yeah.
That's a lot.
That makes sense. But they won't see this because they don't have YouTube over billion. That's a lot. That's a lot. That is a lot. Yeah, that's a lot. That makes sense.
But they won't see this
because they don't have YouTube over there.
Do they?
No.
But Bart Baker was big in China.
So how did he get big
if there's no YouTube over there?
I think he physically went there.
He had to physically be there.
Maybe there's like a,
oh, there is a Chinese YouTube.
Remember that one Chinese YouTube?
Yeah.
It was like Billy Billy or something.
Like, we'll pay you to do Chinese videos for us
and never heard from them.
Yeah, I feel like people upload to there.
I feel like people re-upload to there, I think.
I think.
Really?
I could definitely be wrong, but.
Because Bart Baker had a whole second career.
Remember him?
He did the parody videos.
He had a whole second career in China.
Wow.
Yeah.
I can't wait for 23andMe.
Oh, my God.
I can't wait.
I know.
Because then we have to really explore all our roots.
Yeah.
That would be.
Okay.
We have the test. We just have to do it. It's always like you can't eat before. It says explore all our roots. Yeah. That would be – okay. We have the test.
We just have to do it.
It's always like you can't eat before.
It says like half hour before.
Yeah.
I always eat right before we do the show.
So I'm always just like, oh, well, we'll do it when we come game or something.
Yeah.
Because that is hard to not eat.
Like 30 minutes before?
Yeah.
Like I said, should we know food?
Would it change your results?
Again, no accuracy.
That is a good question.
How did we get on the Lana Del Rey snub?
So she's your biggest snub of the night.
I think so.
She's definitely – I think she has deserved one over like her career especially.
I'm like at some point you got to give her one.
When Taylor won Album of the Year, she freaking dragged that girl up.
Oh.
Because technically the rules changed because now – I think last year if you like were
just like collaborator on a
song, you would also win the Album of the Year Grammy.
So Lana would have won because of Taylor, but because of their collab.
But they changed the rules this year, so she didn't even get a Grammy for the collab with
Taylor.
You only do one song, and the person wins all of them in the year, and they're like,
well, you get to win two.
It's kind of like, I mean, the Emmys, everyone who's a part of the show gets a freaking...
I mean, that is true. That's kind of cool. cool so i'm like that girl should have got a grammy so
that was yeah my number one snub um but i'm happy miley finally won a grammy yes which is crazy
because i kind of thought like around wrecking ball like that era really wrecking ball was such
a good song no i feel like i was talking about this with my glam i feel like i'm not the only
person to think this i feel like it just like wasn't a good era like that's the the only era I remember of her with like her tongue out and like Robin Thicke.
And I'm just like, I just feel like that wasn't a good era for Miley.
I was like turned off by it.
I was like, hmm.
I think the music was good, but I do think that.
Like I think especially for the time, like it was so outrageous that I feel like she
wasn't like taken seriously because she was so like tongue out, like the finger, the phone
finger, like that whole thing.
Yeah.
I feel like she
wasn't taken as serious but the music i think holds up really i guess i haven't listened to it
did you see the one where she's like they like dropped her off too early or too late and she
goes oh you like do you remember and she oh my god you guys you're ruining it is it was it miley
or am i thinking someone else yeah she was it was like an entrance to an award or something like
that and they missed it they're like now we missed it just just drive like she's like you guys missed it there's no point i'll just walk now they'll see us driving
around and coming back oh yeah so now they're gonna see i can't even picture her doing it but
i feel like so two different occasions that's that happened it happened with kim kardashian
and with miley right okay and she's a similar thing oh she was like so pissed everyone she
was oh my gosh how did they miss the thing now we have to walk back like she was so mad i was like
and i don't know i mean is it that big maybe it was like, and I don't know. I mean, is it that big?
Maybe it's a big deal.
I don't know.
I mean, I definitely would be that way too.
I definitely, but I'm like a hothead.
But I would like someone like Miley.
I'm like, why do you care so much?
The entrance is the whole thing.
Yeah.
Like stepping out, walking, the pictures.
Oh, and then someone opened it.
Like, okay, what do you want?
She goes, close it, close it.
They saw me.
I was like, oh my God, you haven't seen that?
And I feel like it's an older clip.
And I'm just like, girl, like relax. And you wouldn't expect that from like a like it's an older clip and I'm just like girl like relax and you wouldn't expect that from
like a camera or something but it's like okay
Miley just I feel like she's a lot more chill now
though like because of the Christmas last night
she was very like she did not
really give a frick like she was
just kind of living she won and
she was chill about winning she was chill about performing
yeah I love how she's like this isn't special
I was like okay
it's special to us and then when she was performing she's like, this isn't special. I was like, okay. She's like, I mean, it's special to us.
And then when she was performing,
she was like,
don't you guys know this song?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And even her dancing
when she did the little thing
to the back,
I was like,
oh, she's just vibing.
And I think she said
she did the performance
just for her.
She's like,
I just want to watch it back
or something like that.
I love that.
No, I did love her performance.
I thought she looked good.
I thought she looked pretty.
I mean, like a Miley Stanner
or a Miley hater,
but I love it.
I love how she's like, I didn't leave anybody off the list.
She goes, maybe I lost my underwear, but not even us because you didn't mention her dad.
She snubbed her dad.
What's the tea with her and Billy Ray?
They don't get along?
I didn't know this.
Yeah, I think because something – I think the divorce with like her mom and her dad,
I think the siblings were like split.
Like I think Noah – I want to say Noah and Trace are like on the Billy side and then
Brandi and Miley are on obviously Tish, the mom side.
Oh, they're so divided.
Yeah.
But I feel like they're pretty secretive about it.
Like they haven't really talked that much about it at all.
Maybe she'll come on here and spill the tea.
Maybe so.
I would love that.
Maybe Billy Ray.
Well, no, we don't want Billy Ray.
We don't want the trash men that trash these women.
You know what I mean?
I don't actually know nothing
I just automatically
I'm like
I have the men's fault
yeah well also
Trey Cyrus
I feel like left a bad taste
in your mouth
because I remember
oh yeah
yeah
his anti-OF
model
tirade
oh he came into my shop
at the mall one time
I thought you were talking about that
oh
yeah
and I was just like
oh okay
actually it was Miley
who came in
she was really nice
but she was like making
actually she was making band tees for it it was called Metro Station oh yeah yeah and she's like this is my brother's band I was like like, oh, okay. Actually, it was Miley who came in. She was really nice. But she was like making – actually, she was making band tees for it.
It was called Metro Station.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
And she's like, this is my brother's band.
I was like, oh, that's so cool.
Yeah.
Immediately no to the men in the world.
I'm always like, it's definitely Billy Ray Swann.
Also, like didn't he marry someone that was like her age or something?
Miley's age.
Yeah.
His new wife is like super young.
Immediate red flag.
I just think – I don't know how old he is.
He has to be well over 50.
And I'm like if you're marrying someone in their 20s,
you're like so ick.
Like find someone your age
or just stay single
because it's just gross.
Like it's just gross.
I don't know.
It is really off-putting.
And I think especially,
Miley is pretty chill.
I feel like so.
To get like her upset,
I feel like you have to be really shitty.
Yeah.
I think.
No, for sure.
Especially because she seemed like
she was always closer with her dad
like growing up and doing the show
and stuff like that.
We love Miley.
I like Miley.
I actually don't care either way.
I'm kind of indifferent.
I loved Miley last night.
I thought she looked the best.
No one else stood out to me.
Yeah, I was going to say fashion moments, there was nothing super gaggy.
And I'm not a style girl at all.
I'm kind of just like, ooh, pretty.
Oh, not pretty.
But no one was like, wow.
No one was like super gaggy.
And I wanted like a.
The Grammys used to be like the place for like a moment.
A fashion moment.
Yeah.
Everybody used to like go.
Even Britney with her like white ensemble.
Or J-Lo.
Was J-Lo the Grammys?
Yeah.
The green Versace dress was the Grammys.
Like the iconic dress.
That was good. Yeah. But this year. Boring. Like the iconic dress. Yeah, that was good.
Yeah.
But this year, not really.
Yeah, everyone kind of just played it safe.
There was no like big moment.
Ice Spice, I think, is probably my best dress of the night.
I think so, too.
I really wanted her to win.
She's the only one I knew.
So I was like, I want her to win.
Because that is not fair.
I saw the controversy about that.
The best new artist, like Victoria Monet, they said have been around for like 10 years or something as opposed to someone else who's only there for like a couple years like
how do you and then jelly roll who just like came up it's like how do you compare what's new what's
a new artist you know criteria is really weird because even like i think sabrina carpenter was
also submitted for best new artist but she's been releasing music for a really long time that's so
weird yeah the i think as for best new artist as long as something you've released hasn't been nominated for another category you can still be considered like a
best new artist it's really weird you can still be nominated for best new artist i'm ready i gotta
do a song that'd be amazing i could do a collab um oh someone did ask me to clap but i shouldn't
say who yet right some someone asked me to clap on a song.
They'll be here, so we'll talk about it when they're here.
Oh, that's a good teaser.
They will be here very soon.
They're actually coming this Friday.
Oh, I want to guess a name.
Did I not tell you?
No.
Oh, usually I always tell you.
I'm always like screenshotting.
Is it Demi Lovato?
I can see that.
We talked about frozen yogurt.
No sugar.
Unless you're diabetic. unless you're not diabetic did she do the heart attack song oh my god that was crazy
was that really at a cardiovascular event what yeah she performed um heart attack for an event
uh supporting cardiovascular disease um she sang heart attack which is event supporting cardiovascular disease.
She's saying heart attack, which is ironic
because she also has a song called Give Your Heart a Break.
So I feel like that song is a little bit more fitting.
Like, give your heart a break from cardiovascular
disease. She's so cardio
awareness. I love it. She's like,
it's really into the heart.
Give your heart a break is like, give your heart a break.
Give your heart a break. There's just so much
you can take.
That would have been very fitting, I think.
And what's heart attack?
If I ever did that, I think I'd have a heart attack.
Very triggering.
Very triggering.
Oh my God, that's crazy.
Because what if someone did...
I was saying this.
Back to the traders.
I was saying this about the traders, the one where they're in the coffin.
I'm like, this is kind of like visualizing your own death.
I don't know if I would... I don't think I'd get in there.
I was like, because you always hear, I did one video where I was in a coffin and I remember
someone on the set was like, oh, Mac Miller just did this like a month ago and died.
Like he was in like buried underground or something.
And then that was the last music video.
So I was just thinking like, oh my God, what if this is like my last music video?
And then I thought that with the traitors, they're all in the coffin.
I was like, this is kind of morbid.
Yeah.
It's a little demonic.
Yeah.
It is. It could be a little manifesty i don't know yeah she released a statement as to
why she sang the song at least um her uh publicist said she spoke on the mind heart connection so she
gave a little speech before the song she said it was a sensitive moment intended to champion the
women in the room the very reason why demi was at the event she did open with a beautiful intro on why she chose a song and adjust the room talking about
the mind and heart connection it was actually beautiful um oh okay so she gave a little speed
i guess no one there had a problem with it i guess it's one of those things like out of context it
probably just sounds yeah which it does it is crazy that'd be like me going to like a jewish
convention saying i love you jesus something. You know what I mean?
It seems a little out of pocket at a bar mitzvah.
I will
if you want me to.
It is kind of weird but poor Demi.
She's one of those people too I feel like can't catch a break
sometimes with the media. True.
I feel like people like to clown on her a little
too much. Yeah.
You can leave Demi alone sometimes.
I know. Also you can leave me alone sometimes i know i know also you can leave me
alone too sometimes sometimes i think that i'm like oh man why am i always trending for the butt
of a joke you know what i mean but the reason you're trending today i don't think it's the
butt of a joke i think it's iconic still i kind of stand by that i love that you keep lighthearted
i was eating my big potato and i was filming it as a guy i was getting depressed about it i'm like
why am i being tied with like the death of the royals like yeah so this also may be a little
manifesty too like because not on your house on the internet okay yeah because today and this is
also like a sad thing in and the topic but king charles was diagnosed with cancer but of course
i think a lot of people's first thoughts was like, oh, Elvis is around the
corner.
Oh, my God.
Is it the King Elvis?
Yeah, the King connection.
I just don't love that it's King Charles or Queen Elizabeth.
You know what I mean?
Like, I feel like if it was like, I'm not wishing that, but if it's like Kate Middleton
or something, you know, it's like cute.
Like, OK, I'll take a Kate Middleton reincarnation.
Do you know what I mean but it's like why are you giving
me the queen why are you giving me King Charles do you know what I mean and it's like it is this
weird I do believe in that like what you speak into the universe like people are speaking into
the universe right and I'm just like I what if man what if reincarnation is real and what if
this happens like sometimes and I'm not even being funny,
but sometimes I'm like,
she does give me Queen Elizabeth vibes.
You know, she's just,
she really does though.
She's just like older and like regal
and she's very just like,
she just,
when Moses carries her up like this,
she just looks back at me like.
And waves.
Yeah, she's very,
she waves all the time,
but she's just also so serious. She's just royal yeah royal yeah and so i don't know maybe i believe in reincarnation
a little bit but you're not connected to the death you're connected to the rebirth of royalty
no because it's about bringing royalty no because i saw someone say, third time. Then that way Prince William can become the king.
Or no, then Kate Middleton can be the new queen.
I'm like, let's not wish this on people.
And then all the Princess Diana stans come out of the woodwork.
And it's like, let her rest in peace too.
Because everyone's like, yes, justice for Princess.
Like Trisha's womb is doing justice for Princess Diana.
And it's like, it's just a lot.
You go on the trending and it's just a lot.
Like people are so wild.
And I'm just like, I don't know.
I don't know how I feel about it.
It made me feel, again, sad.
I'm just like, oh, and I really do feel it's karma.
And I feel like karma is so real.
Isn't there a song by Taylor Swift called Karma?
Karma is my boyfriend.
Karma is my boyfriend.
And karma are my babies because they're getting the reincarnate treatment.
Apparently the internet is trolling me now for my years of trolling.
And I don't know.
And I feel like it's so real when enough people say something, it comes to fruition.
So I hope him a speedy recovery, a lengthy life.
I mean, he's not that old.
What is he?
80?
Is he even 80?
I think we looked it up before.
He's not even 80.
I think he's like 70 something.
75.
Plenty of life. Plenty of life.
Plenty of life left.
And, you know, for all the people that just hate on him, like, you know, I get it.
But, you know, let's not wish.
Let's not wish.
I guess if anyone were to rebirth them, it could be me because I can raise them right.
You know what I mean?
Period.
Yeah, that's a good way to look at it.
Instead of having, like, tea and crumpets, they're going to be having Wendy's spicy nuggets.
That's what they're being fed.
It's pretty wild, though.
Like literally the second I heard that, I was like, oh, Trisha.
You texted me.
You're like King Charles.
I was like, what?
I'm like, did he die?
Like what happened?
Like I thought maybe they said something about me.
My biggest fear is they come to like arrest me or something like that.
That's why I keep saying I have no ill intention.
I don't know them.
I don't manifest.
There's this clip of me meditating from a couple years ago, and it sounds like I'm speaking in partial tongue or something like that.
And they're like, this is you casting the spell on whatever.
I was just like, this is crazy, and I don't want – I practiced Wicked for a month, and I wasn't good at it.
So don't think I casted a spell.
I don't care for the UK.
Oh, I don't mind. cast it a spell i don't care for the uk oh i don't mind
i'm indifferent to the uk i'm not on either side okay i don't think they care about the royalty
just let me let me just i don't know send them off to america
good riddance i need i need to have this baby in peace everybody so
i don't know it's um it's always gives me anxiety when I see me trending.
I'm always just like, oh, my God.
But it is.
The timing is crazy.
The timing is so uncanny that like I can't help but really ride the wave.
It's like so kooky.
It is.
It is weird.
I mean, maybe there's some connection.
Maybe there is.
You know, I always thought I had like this higher being and this higher purpose here on this earth. And maybe
that's it. It's a rebirth royalty. It's like Mary birthing Jesus or something. I'm like,
rebirthing the royals in a different way, though, in a different light. I think we can give them a
second chance in life. My favorite is when we talked about, we talked about on the Patreon,
when he was just sick and like in the hospital and Moses was like,
Elvis could be like,
or Malibu could be like the Messiah.
And I think about that
almost every day, I think.
Very, very Moses to say that.
Yes, he thinks everything
is cosmically aligned.
Well, it has to be.
People really did though.
They've, and it really,
unfortunately manifested.
That's why I'm like,
just watch yourselves out there.
Okay.
But like, as soon as I was pregnant everyone's like king charles nine
months left i'm like okay let's let's be nice and it is getting progressively like oh my god he just
went in for his prostate to get his prostate examined or whatever and then it's sad yeah and
then while they were checking his prostate they found the cancer and they haven't said what cancer
anything yet either. What stage?
Or they just didn't say the prostate cancer?
They haven't said it.
It's not prostate cancer.
That's all they said.
But they haven't specified what cancer it is.
Okay.
That's good because I think prostate goes quickly.
Probably.
Yeah.
But I don't know because like Prince Harry went to go see him or has been in contact
with him and is going to go see him.
So it does sound like kind of serious.
I don't know.
Okay.
Well, I'm still four months away, everybody.
So everyone can chill okay on that.
Thank God.
Thank God it's not like a week away or something like that.
You have to announce it.
You know, it must be pretty serious if they're like announcing the cancer.
But he's only been king for like what, a year?
Yeah.
Or something, right?
Well, his mom lived to be like 100.
Yeah.
Which is wild.
Oh my God.
I mean, what does it mean to be king i mean what i don't i
anything i could be wrong but i think it's all like isn't it just symbolism like over there like
they don't actually have power or something okay so it's like a novelty it has nothing to do really
with they're not ruling anything no it's more of a like you said a symbolic like they do all kind
of charities and acts and they have all the properties you know
so people can come and visit it's almost like museums they come and visit the royal you know
palaces and things they're kind of like there's like they said okay you're the king we're not
gonna kill you just stay where you are but we're gonna take and we're gonna make a government okay
we're gonna move on we're gonna have a government you can stay king you can play king in your castle we're gonna form a government oh my gosh you sound like borat when he's a king
in the castle king in the castle my wife that's very hugh hefner and playboy too they kind of
like let him stay in the mansion but like he didn't own playboy yeah i didn't own the house
and they're like just let it there that's interesting though well kings must have had
power at some point because remember the one that supposedly like beheaded like all his
wives it's like well at one point they could have done anything you know what i mean that's true
what what shifted like yeah okay enough yeah i wonder who the first prime minister was and when
and why yeah do you know any of that information no i was like gonna look to moses moses is also
he's not a what is that called when you love british It's something. Anglophile, I think it is.
Oh, I know.
Yeah.
Just because I know President Hilton always was obsessed with the UK.
And he called him someone else.
I don't know.
A little fun fact over there.
Sending well wishes.
Speedy recovery to all the royals, including Camilla.
Everyone needs to chill.
I get it.
But let's not wish ill on anyone because it does come back around.
And karma is so real, okay? Because I'm being trolled by the internet. And we're done. We only want those two kids. I get it. But let's not wish ill on anyone because it does come back around. And karma is so real, okay?
Because I'm being trolled by the internet.
And we're done.
We only want those two kids.
We're done.
Don't send more royals our way.
Well, we don't know if we're done.
I'm just saying.
It's not on us.
I'm trying to clear our hands.
Got it.
Got it.
Got it.
Got it.
It happens.
I'm not manifesting anything.
Anyways, why is the Chinese New Year red?
I'm wearing red leggings.
It's good luck.
I have no idea.
What? You're a quarter Chinese. I don't even know. It's good luck. I have no idea. What?
You're a quarter Chinese.
I don't even know.
You're part Chinese.
You should know this.
A little bit, I guess.
I love the red.
I love the red leggings.
Here's some M&M's.
If you want some M&M's, there's peanut ones.
Oh, my God.
Little dragon.
Do you like peanut ones?
I do.
Those are my favorite.
You don't have a peanut allergy?
No.
No.
I was like – I thought about it for a second.
I'm like, do I?
But no.
I eat these all the time.
Okay.
It's crazy.
One of Tana's friends had a peanut allergy and when we got to eat, it's like so serious
that the cake is even around peanut.
He can't eat it.
Wow.
I've never met someone with an actual peanut allergy.
You always see it in movies and the person ends up like getting unalive because someone's
like, oh, I want to give them peanuts to unalive them, you know?
Oh, yeah, like a setup or something.
Yeah, but I'm like, is anyone actually allergic to peanuts?
I guess it's a very real allergy.
I don't know.
Anyways, a little peanut break, a little peanut M&M. I guess it's a very real allergy. I don't know. Anyways,
little peanut break. Hello, peanut M&M.
It's because they don't eat Bumbo when they grow up. Oh, yeah. They say you're supposed to give them a little peanut butter as a kid
to avoid peanut allergies, but I don't
know how true that is. Are these different? Oh, they're
like red and gold. Oh, wow.
Okay, they also look like, is this the Chief's color?
Is it
gold and red? I think they're red and white.
There's no gold in it? I don't think so. I mean, no, I think you're right. Your sweatshirt there's no gold in it i don't think so i mean
no i think you're right your sweatshirt has a little gold yeah you're so right
you know more about football than me i know are you are you covering that you have to go into i
have to cover the super bowl too it's brutal out here you have to go in the office yeah but i'm
excited to film because um i'm my like outfit is going to be pink football.
So I'm like, that's Valentine's and football in one.
Oh, that's right.
You're doing a little Super Bowl theme. Yeah, like I want a football helmet and shoulder pads.
Wait, that's what you're going to wear next week?
I think so.
Oh my God.
I think.
All right, well, at least you're bringing the bro part.
Yeah, you're bringing the masculine to this.
Oh, yeah.
I love it.
Mask for mask.
That's cute.
Okay, I just, I can't get into Super Bowl. I just can't get into it. But, yeah. I love it. Mask for mask. That's cute. Okay.
I just,
I can't get into Super Bowl.
I just can't get into it,
but you know what?
I'll watch what I can.
I love the Super Bowl only because it's empty
everywhere you go
and that's like the best.
Like,
I remember one year
I went to Disneyland
on the Super Bowl.
No lines.
No one was there.
Yeah.
Super Bowl is the time
to do stuff.
Wow.
Maybe we should go to Disneyland.
It's, yeah, everyone's at home. Except, should go to Disneyland. Yeah, everyone's at home.
Except.
Now that we promoted it, maybe everyone's at home.
I know.
We'll promote Disneyland.
I want to go to Disneyland.
I want to go.
I don't think I want to go to any rides, but.
Oh, they have dumplings right now for the Chinese New Year.
They have a little Chinese.
I want to get dumplings so bad.
Have you ever had crab wagoon?
Crab wonton?
What is it?
Ragoon.
Crab wagoon?
I think, I mean, it is a wonton, but.
They call it Crab Wagoon.
Remember that girl?
It was a weird name.
She's like, oh, Crab Wagoon.
Did you tweet about this or am I having deja vu?
I did tweet about it.
Okay.
I'm like, I can't tell.
I saw Steph Pappas eating one and then I was trying to Google it.
I'm like, where are the Crab Wagoons?
I don't see them on Postmates.
Panda Express has cream cheese ones.
Have you ever had those?
Well, that's not crap.
Is it the same thing?
Yeah. Yeah. But just cream cheese instead of crab? Yeah had those? Well, that's not crap. Is it the same thing? Yeah, yeah.
But just cream cheese instead of crap?
Yeah.
I mean, that would probably be better.
We ordered some before.
I love the cream cheese ones.
They're so good.
Is it like mozzarella sticks?
No.
It's like a fried dumpling with a little bit of cream cheese inside.
So it's like crispy and there's just cream cheese inside.
It's warm.
It's nice.
It's good.
Yeah, maybe we should do a little Panda Express
smoke wing for the Chinese New Year.
They have red boxes. I'm so down.
I love Panda Express. Yeah.
Well, there are bonus episodes tomorrow.
I have a different look tomorrow.
I'm class playing Vanessa Hudgens. He's going to be Zac Efron.
I'm doing a podcast tomorrow. Oh, I don't want to say it
because people might try and... Well, I'll say it when it comes out.
But we talk about her a lot.
It's our after show. We do another after show of this person oh i'm very excited um
and they they were so great they sent me questions ahead of time um like these are the questions
we're asking and it's actually really i love when people no one ever does that but it was nice and
it's very fun and lighthearted i was kind of scared i was like i'm just gonna be like you
never know i didn't interview this past weekend with a magazine and it was so like focused on my
past and in the moment i'm very especially someone's like I'm a fan or I've followed you a long time.
I'm a very open book.
And I'm forgetting it's on the record.
So many times I say off the record because I'm like there's certain things I don't talk about.
But sometimes I just talk like, oh, they want to know about this about me or whatever.
And it was so much about like my past and past relationships.
It made me feel so weird.
I was just like, I don't know.
I feel like when you talk about the past, it's like living in the past.
You know what I mean? Yeah. And I was like, I'm in such a good
place now. Anyways, it's fine. It was fine. It was a fine interview. I just felt a little weird
about it. So I love – anyways, point of that, I love when they get the questions in advance. I was
like, okay, I'm ready for this one. It's a fun one. It's easy. I was like, okay, this is cute and
fun. Because you just never – you never know. Usually they don't. No one tells you what they're
going to talk about. But I'm prepared to answer all the questions yeah for us like at work at our work we're not even allowed it like
breaks our journalism code or something so i give the questions in advance oh yeah i've never had
that i've never had that yeah i know this one because this is a big magazine it's like a big
one so it's like a big journal publication where it's like i always give like i really have like
one or two notes where i'm like i don't want to talk about this at all. And I guess with big publications, they have to – if they ask it to you – because I said, can you not put that in or whatever?
They're like, I'll just put it declined to comment because I want to talk about it.
And I was like, do you have to even put it in, period?
And I guess they do.
But everyone else we talk to, they just take it out.
You know what I mean?
We would just take it out I think if it was like our thing.
I guess it just depends on –
If I'm like, I don't want to talk about it.
Yeah, actually they did because when you guys came for our closet thing, I think they mentioned something. And I'm like, I don't want to talk about it. Yeah, actually they did because when you guys came
for our closet thing,
I think they mentioned something
and I was like,
did you just cut that out?
They did.
Yeah.
Okay.
Well, I don't know.
Anyways, it's fine.
I do,
sometimes I can hold my ground
but sometimes I do talk too much
and I'm just like,
oh my God,
why did I talk about all that?
It's like,
I really do overshare
and then you don't want
to ask them to take it out
because one time I asked someone
to take it out,
like a little part out,
just like so tiny.
There was like a tiny part
and like,
we can't do that because it'll look like we – I don't know.
They're like that we support this or whatever.
I don't know.
It was something that I just didn't want to talk about and I mentioned it so briefly
and I was like, can you just leave that part?
I'm like, no, because if we take it out, then we look like we're a support.
I was like, oh my god.
Okay.
So I don't even like to take it out.
I don't want to look like I'm difficult.
I'm just like, well, I'll just –
Deal with it.
See how it goes, I guess.
I don't know.
I always get a little nervous when things come out. But I do have a photo shoot for that.
This week is Booked and Busy.
We have a guest every week.
We're doing the podcast thing double.
I do the cover shoot.
It's not cover.
Actually, I wish it was a cover.
It's a big magazine.
But it's in print.
So we'll go to Barnes and Noble to go get it.
I'm out on Sunday nights.
Anyways.
Where were we going?
Did we have a direction?
Or we just spiraled?
No, we're just transitioning.
Okay.
The Groundhog Day.
Oh.
Spring is coming.
I never understand this.
Okay.
I was going to ask.
Yeah.
I thought, I don't know why I thought you would have an explanation for it.
No.
What?
But I came here.
Let me tell you why.
I came here hoping you would know why.
Punxsutawney Phil.
No idea what that is.
That's the name of the groundhog who predicted an early spring because he didn't see his own shadow.
Okay.
Why?
What does that mean?
I don't know.
How does he know?
Yeah.
And also, how do they know there's no shadow?
What if you're standing in his shadow?
Period.
Maybe it's just the angle of the sun.
A cloud is just blocking the sun at that time, then it's over. It's just spring is here. That's why I think it's just, like, the angle of the sun. Like, a cloud is just, like, blocking the sun at that time. Then it's over.
Like, it's just spring is here.
That's why I think it's BS.
But why is it also, like, a national holiday?
Like, I'm so confused by Groundhog's Day.
I think we just need stuff to celebrate.
Because February has a lot.
We have, like, President's Day.
Yeah.
We have Valentine's Day.
We have Pexitonifil Day.
Yeah, it's Black History Month as well.
I feel like, like, yeah, there's just, like, a lot going on.
Maybe we should reel it in, though.
February is already, like, packed.
February is a lot, yeah.
Yeah.
It's not too much.
I feel like Groundhog Day, too.
Like, why – remember that movie where Bill Murray keeps waking up and having the same
day?
And repeating it, yeah.
Why?
I have no idea.
Why is that called Groundhog Day?
Because that's what, too, when you have, like, Deja Vu or you think you're repeating
something, it's like, oh, it's like Groundhog Day.
We do the same thing every day.
And I'm like, well, why is that Groundhog's day why would you do the same thing every day why
groundhogs i don't know that is that should be a gay slang like an otter and a groundhog that
is actually so true what would a groundhog be like a bulkier like maybe a little dirty
yeah someone with a hog a groundhog you're like low to the ground yeah like a little bit low to the ground it's
also like when i see a ground hog i don't look at it and be like oh that's a ground hog like
hog makes it seem like a pig piggy yeah yeah i love uh i've never seen a ground hog i've only
seen punks punks a tawny phil oh yeah but you never seen one out of the wild no i don't think
so i haven't we live in the mountains we never, not that I'm a wild. No. I don't think so. I haven't.
We live in the mountains and we've never seen one.
That is very suspicious to me. I think gophers.
Are they different?
That's a good question.
I have no idea.
You're right.
I have seen a gopher.
This Punxsutawney Phil looks pretty big, though.
What a name.
Gophers are pretty small.
And is it the same guy?
The same groundhog?
I did see – the fact that I learned all about Groundhog Day from Pop Crave is also
really unserious.
Pop Crave's news today – and I'll send you this in the thing,
was literally Trisha Paytas trending on Twitter.
I was like, that's your headline?
On Twitter? Well, they also
tweeted, like, punks at Tawny Phil. I guess
his bloodline goes all the way to, like, the 1800s
of him predicting the
winter or spring. Oh my god. I don't get it.
Is it even accurate? I honestly
don't think so. I need, like, a, we need a scientist
a biologist, a zoologist maybe.
Oh my God.
Could you imagine
interviewing a zoologist?
Boring.
I mean,
no,
that's a zoologist,
but.
It is a superstition,
but basically when he comes out,
the thing with the shadow,
it's not really about the shadow.
It's more about
whether it goes back or not.
So when he comes out,
if he sees his,
they think if he sees his shadow,
he goes back.
So that means it's not yet.
Yeah. Something like that. So that means it's not yet something like that.
But it is a superstition.
Do you want spring early or not?
I don't want spring early, I think.
Wait, why?
I think winter is so cozy.
I feel like winter is over after Christmas.
I'm like, okay.
I love winter because it's like you can wear huge sweaters and feel so skinny. That's my favorite part of winter.
I feel dainty in the wintertime.
It's very true. I actually don't mind being in a bikini, though. I kind skinny. That's my favorite part of winter. Like, I feel dainty in the wintertime. It's very true.
I actually don't mind being in, like, a bikini, though.
I kind of love living my life in a bikini.
That's fierce.
As, like, self-conscious as I am, I kind of like – but I know what you mean.
I hate, like, shorts and tank tops.
Like, me in a short and tank top is not cute.
I'd rather wear a bikini out in public.
Like, I don't know.
Like, they're just not – like, shorts are so not flattering.
You wear shorts all the time.
You look good in shorts.
You're always in shorts all winter long.
But I wear, like, stretchy shorts. Like I don't like wear like a like a fitted
you know denim short or something. You don't write up ever? Not really. I don't think so.
Mine write up all the time. I'm always pulling them down. Like it's so weird. Like I wonder why.
Yeah that's why like and it also gets really really hot here. Like spring gets really it
goes spring summer real fast and it gets too hot. Summer gets we have a little bit of june gloom i like the spring because spring is still pretty cool like
it's pretty nice weather out i know what you're saying about the coziness of winter i do like it
but i kind of get over it and i love a little bit of it getting a little warmer i don't love the
need the like pressure to go outside when it's nice you know it's nice let's go play yeah let's
go out it's like that's this one over here he's like let's day. Yeah, let's go out. It's like, that's this one over here. He's like, let's go to the park. Let's go to the garden.
And I'm like, we can still stay inside.
Like, we don't have to go out all the time.
So I'm glad I'm having a baby in May.
It's nice outside.
My summer can be spent inside.
I have a baby.
It can't be in the sun.
So I don't mind it.
Like, I don't mind our pool days.
But I like to be inside.
Me too.
I like a little cozy inside.
And even in the summer, summer like read a book inside
or something you know what i mean yeah what does your summer look like what do you do um
business as usual i guess yeah like just working stuff it is kind of depressing when you get an
adult like there's no like summer break or whatever you don't have a break no not really
i've never heard of that i thought do all jobs not have breaks
i think they just people just work all the time like you can take a vacation but I've never heard of that. I thought – do all jobs not have breaks?
I think they just – people just work all the time.
Like you can take a vacation but – and I think a lot of people take their vacations in summer.
But you don't get like a – it's like school where you get like two months off or something.
Wow.
It is pretty crazy.
Adulthood is wild.
That is crazy just working nonstop.
Yeah.
It just never ends.
Oh my god.
It's pretty crazy.
It's depressing.
That is. You got to play the lottery. Oh my God. It's pretty crazy. It's depressing. That is. You gotta play the lottery.
Go get a lotto ticket tonight.
I went out in the rain and I was just like,
I gotta get this lotto ticket for tonight. I'm gonna win it.
Speaking of people not
knowing a company that doesn't know about their employees,
is Sephora. The $10 million
sales bonus. No.
They hit $10 billion
in sales.
So to congratulate all our employees, here's a cookie.
And they gave them a cookie, a wrap.
You haven't seen this.
No.
It's like a wrap cookie.
It's like, we made $10 billion in sales this year.
Thank you.
And all the support employees are just like, how about some paid time off?
How about free product?
How about a raise?
And they just gave them a little cookie to celebrate.
And I was like, why would you not do something extra? That's your big milestone big milestone, like, you know, yeah, like some paid time off, you know,
here's a couple extra PTO days.
Yeah, that's like, that's extra depressing to me.
Right?
They're like, here's a cookie.
What the hell?
They're like, we made $10 billion in sales.
You're still making shit, but thank you.
And having to deal with kids running around and stealing samples and stuff like that.
Oh yeah, the drunk elephant.
Yeah.
And Sephora is shady.
They've hacked my account.
My phone number still – this is so true.
I went to Sephora.
They're like, what's your phone number?
I give them my phone number, the phone number I've had for like 15 years.
And they're like, oh, it's someone else's name on there.
They're like, is this you?
I'm like, no.
They're like, well, we can't change it.
This is – I was like, my system – mine was hacked so long ago, my Beauty Insider
thing where all my points were stolen.
And I was like, so obviously they hacked the system.
This is why I don't give my phone number.
I don't give my email.
I don't do it to anybody.
I'm like, no, no, no.
And Sephora, of all places, I'm like, you guys hacked my shit.
And so there's just this person, like, using my phone number.
I don't know what.
Like, I guess maybe they're the one that stole my points or something like that.
But Sephora's just like, yeah, there's nothing we can do.
And I was just like, you could text me and I could show you that this is my phone number.
Like, what the hell?
Like, it's so weird.
So Sephora's already sketchy and shady to me.
But then all this stuff, I was like, I don't like it.
You know what I mean?
Like, I just was like, I don't know.
If you're going to glow about having, like, good sales, you know, like, reward the people.
You know what I mean?
Because, like, Costco, this is, like, very random.
But Costco, like, treats their employees really well.
Because I always see TikToks about people who work at Costco and love it.
Because they get, like, the pay is good and the benefits and stuff are good
and i feel like that's what you want to hear about a company you know you want to hear that it's good
to them if you're making good sales they you should hire i don't know what they make but i'm
sure it's not i'm sure it's not above much i saw recently too chick-fil-a there was like a tiktok
about how um the discount they get on food doesn't even cover like their lunch like if they were to
eat there and like just give them a freaking chicken sandwich what they don't get free food no they get like
a discount on the food but it doesn't even cover the full meal yeah because my mom and sister have
always been bartenders their whole life and they always get a meal when they work like my mom worked
at a country club and she always would get a meal for her with her job that's so weird that's what
you would kind of expect chick-fil-a do better damn that's crazy that's so insane maybe it was just this one
chick-fil-a aren't they like maybe they're individually owned yeah i think maybe i don't
know we'll have to go to your chick-fil-a oh my chick-fil-a is great and i would love to
own that one one day and i honestly one day i will own one of the chick-fil-a's and there's
a starbucks on the street i know we're boycotting starbucks right now i get it but after the boycott
is over or whatever i want to own that one and i want to pay the employees like a hundred dollars
an hour because they're just so nice and so good.
And then like they just deserve it.
I don't know.
They're nice to every single person.
They're just wonderful.
Chick-fil-A too.
They really are above and beyond over there.
So that's like my goal.
If I win the lottery, I'm going to buy the Chick-fil-A and the Starbucks.
Two very controversial things, but we'll end the controversy.
I'll like talk to them or something like that And then we'll pay them $100 an hour.
Sephora, not so much because they've hacked my thing.
So I feel bad for the people who got the cookie.
I do.
I know.
That sucks.
I was like, damn.
Could you imagine?
I don't know.
You do all this work on the Patreon.
I'm like, here's a cookie.
Thank you.
Oh my god.
That's wild.
That's crazy.
Even our patrons.
We like to go above and beyond.
That's why every month I try to give you guys something double the fun in your packages
in the mail.
Especially Sephora is so expensive.
Like an extra coupon or something.
I know.
Right?
A product.
Like literally.
Give them a Humford Vanilla Sex or something like that.
I went in and got Rare Beauty.
I got the spray, the lotion, all that stuff like that.
Like four products.
And it was like $150 or something like that.
Yeah.
It's crazy.
I really need new makeup because I literally have been using the same makeup since 2019
and I break out every time I put it on.
Wait, really?
Oh my God.
We can have mine.
I literally never use it.
Have whatever you want in there.
I have a lot of new stuff in there.
I haven't used makeup in so long.
Sometimes I do when we go out to date, but I – yeah.
I was the same way though.
I threw out all my makeup.
I used to have like so much.
We had boxes when we moved in here.
Yeah.
You got to throw it out.
I need to.
But I'm also like so cheap about it because it is so expensive.
It's so expensive. And like I don't wear it that often like just for this so i feel like
what's the plan of spending all that money just and it lasts so long kind of a scam when you think
about it because it's so expensive but they say the shelf life is like really short like a few
months or something before you should throw it out and no one's ever really gonna go through that
much product like a bottle of foundation you know yeah they like to say here's a ton i guess if you
have a big i have a big face so i go through a lot of foundation i guess if you're doing your
makeup constantly maybe you're like cake in your face but um it's a scam much like j-lo's singing
career oh my god that was the tea this was a very trish coda story i feel like this is so oscar
coda because first of all you love well how do you pronounce your name a-o-a-debrey first of all, you love, well, how do you pronounce her name? Ayo Adebri. First of all, Ayo? I love it. It's like, Ayo.
It's so cute.
Ayo Adebri.
Irish?
I think she is.
She wore the shamrock.
It was a meme that now, it's kind of like manifested.
Kind of like you and King Charles.
Okay.
We just adopted the meme, you know?
Oh, she's not Irish.
No, but now Ireland has like claimed her because the meme went so viral that she was Irish.
Oh. Yeah. What was the meme? so viral that she was Irish oh yeah what
was the meme she that's why I think it's very trish-coated randomly one interview she just
started lying that she would played a donkey in I think the movie was the Irishman or a movie like
that she sure no the Irishman I'm like is it Shrek I think it was called the Irishman I'm
pretty sure okay she just lied for fun that she played
a donkey and she talked in an Irish
accent. I love that.
And it just became a meme after that.
Normalize lying for fun, like Cindy's
meme. We'll talk about that too. I love when people
just lie for fun. Because she did that,
it became a meme and it was so funny. So
yeah, that's like a harmless little lie like
that. Like, that's fun. It's funny. It's just fun.
And to just make it up like that too is great. In the middle of an interview yeah it's very city-sweet when she
was like yeah i was the universal tour guide all the universal tour guides like no she wasn't
but i get it like it's just fun and like why would she make it up it's like and then the tour guides
i love their like defense is like you have to audition to be a tour guide and i'm like she
auditioned to be in euphoria like she can audition i'm sure she's capable of getting it but i'm sure
there would be like a picture or something of her but i get it i i love i lied
for fun too i did audition once for a disney character for real i went to the audition
but i like lied and said like they told me i was fat to get out or something like that
all the disney fans like they would never say that to you blah blah they just cut me i just
didn't get far but it was partial life like a disney character like at the theme park yeah i
just need to be a disney character i went to like one of those auditions and everyone was like tall and thin and this was
like when i was like literally 18 years old i was like so tan i was like orange like it was crazy
and um yeah they like if you make it past that round then they put you in a wig like there's
so many rounds i guess i don't know i literally went to the first round and got cut immediately
and they said absolutely nothing to me but i was just like they called me fat and said i would
never be able to be in the hall of Disney. Adults came for me on TikTok.
Like, this is not true.
Blah, blah, blah.
But it's just kind of fun.
I don't know.
Sometimes it's just fun to lie.
I know.
It's spicing it up a little bit.
That's what it is.
Because so many things are so boring.
It's like, and what was the Suni Sweeney one?
It was on Hot Ones.
She was on Hot Ones.
Yeah.
But what was the question?
I don't even see the context of it.
I think she was just talking about like, oh, how like hard she's worked and like where
her come up has been or whatever. I love it. How she started
or whatever. And
Universal Tour Guide was what she claimed,
which. That's great.
It's also like not like an entry level job.
Like you do have to like audition. That is true.
My mom, true story, was a tour
guide. Like, you know, the ones when you're like
in line, she's like the usher to usher people through
to the tour guide. Oh my God. Yeah. And she had to
wear the shirt. And I remember visiting her. It during king kong they had a king kong denim shirt
and it had to put like your favorite universal movie and her said jaws i'm like mom have you
ever seen josh like no and i was like why is that the first one she thought of yeah well it's the
universal movie i saw she used to she used to be that person like ushered people through and i was
just like oh my gosh that's so crazy so i guess then that way you could exaggerate and be like i
was a tour guy because that's so much cool i mean mean, not so much cooler. Shout out to the ushers, too, honestly.
That's a thankless job, you know?
It is funny, though.
It's just so random.
What was going through her mind?
I guess she just needed something cute and quirky.
Cute and quirky.
That's it.
Yeah.
Because everyone loves a little tour guide.
They're always funny.
They have jokes.
Right.
They wear little hats and polo shirts.
Oh, I do.
You could be a tour guide with your little hat.
They get me every time.
Every time I go on the little trams, they always crack me up.
Oh, it's so funny.
I think they're the funniest people.
I always wanted to do it too.
We got our private tour.
Like it's cool.
VIP Universal is kind of everything.
I'm not going to lie.
Way less cheaper than Disney.
Like it was literally like a sixth of the cost.
They give you your own little trolley.
Oh, yeah.
Have you been out?
Have you seen those?
When I used to work at – when you work work at universal they put you on like a little private oh it was like your orientation so i did one once yeah yeah the red trolley tramp oh my god what a
flex yes they take you around then they let you get off like we got off at jaws we got off at like
desperate housewives and they just like let you get off and like what i do whatever you want i'm
like wow i feel so vip and the tour guides are so funny on there.
They're on that one, too.
I love a tour guide.
I love the tram ride at Universal more than anything because it's just sitting for an
hour.
It's so much walking at amusement parks, and it's just so nice to just sit and just relax.
It's always my favorite part, and I love it.
They do such a good job.
I love all the attractions.
It's amazing.
We love it.
I always wanted to be a tour guide.
I think I have some pictures of tour guides. I'll put it in the B-roll.
I think I have some pictures. This poor editor
is like, oh my god, there's so much B-roll.
Yeah, I shout out them. But the
VIP is worth it for sure. You get your own little
private trolley.
But yeah, I think that's a good place to start
if you're going to lie. I think to be like, yeah, I started
hmm. I did lie. Actually, in the
interview tomorrow, they asked me about
it's so funny. It hasn't been brought up in so long. They're like, oh, about being an embalmer. Okay, I did work at a
funeral home. This is a true story. But I was like an assistant to the makeup artist, which I didn't
even do the makeup really. I was just like there to like assist and like clean and whatever.
But I think the story spiraled into me being like an embalmer and I kind of went with it.
And so now they're out. I think it was even on Jay Leno. I think I posted it the other day. It's
me in the screen and Jay Leno asked people if I posted it the other day. It's me in the screen.
And Jay Leno asked people if I've worked at a proctologist office,
if I'm an embalmer or from something else.
Like one of them was real, right?
And I think it's an embalmer.
And I was just like, it's kind of spiraled.
And then, you know what?
This is what's scary about liars
is sometimes you start believing it.
Like I'm like, I think I was.
But then they were asked,
like I saw in the questions,
and I'm gonna, I'll talk about it tomorrow.
I don't mind.
Like I really don't mind
because you know, whatever, own up to it.
But I was just like, when people would ask me like, what is the, how is the process of
embalming?
And then I remember I used to Google like formaldehyde or something, you know, like
I'd Google like terms and I was like, oh my God, I'm like, I actually feel like I started
believing that I was the actual embalmer on these dead bodies.
And I would hear stories from embalmers that would come in about, you know, bodies waking
up, like sitting erect.
You know what I mean?
Like if you push on something, they can like come up or something.
Yeah.
So I would like hear these stories.
I did not see them.
But yeah.
And then I just like, I'm an embalmer now at 18.
But, you know, it's just fun.
Anyways, I love that these girls, these cool girls are making it normal to just like, yeah,
I'm Irish.
Okay.
Whatever.
It's cool.
Okay.
So AO.
Yes.
AO called JLo a scam years ago in a podcast, was it?
Yeah.
And the whole internet's on her side.
And I love that.
I know.
JLo is a scam.
It is.
That's why it was like she even had to address it.
So ironically, the timing was pretty crazy because she was hosting SNL and JLo was a musical performer at SNL the day before TMZ like got this little podcast clip, resurfaced it and posted it.
So she kind of had to address it like in one of the skits.
She was like, I will not talk about people anymore.
I'm not going to leave mean comments and I'm going to be smarter about what we say in podcasts or whatever.
Yeah.
And that was like incorporated in the skit. I'm like, girl, you didn't have to say anything. That's what I was going to say. We all we say in podcasts or whatever. Yeah. And that was like incorporating the skin.
I'm like, girl, you didn't have to say anything.
I agree.
That's what I was saying.
We all got it.
You know, but that's also my fear.
It's like one day I'm hosting a SNL and there's someone I talk shit.
It's like Dixie D'Amelio is the musical guest or something like that.
It's like, oh, shit.
We got to relive this again.
But it'd be cute.
I feel like our promo would be like me holding a snail and then Dixie just went, oh, there's
something like that.
You know what I mean?
I think it'd be kind of a cute thing.
That would be camp.
Yeah, it'd be camp.
So I love it.
And then did you see the clip?
It was going around TikTok of JLo.
I guess like her raw vocals aired on the live version.
I saw this.
Yes.
And she was not hitting a note, honey.
She's like, ooh.
And then they did the auto-tune after.
And I was like, wow.
So I mean, she is kind of a scam then.
But look, no shade because like so many people auto-tune and stuff.
And, like, J.Lo's a good performer.
She's a good dancer and actress like that.
She sings okay.
Like, she's not, like, a bad singer.
But kind of a scam where she, like, people think she's, like, this great singer and stuff like that.
You know?
So, it's – she didn't say a lie, really.
That's what I'm saying.
I'm like, it all wasn't that untrue.
And maybe it was a little exaggerated, sure.
But there was – was seated in some
truth right you know i love when the internet also just like gets behind it like she was like
the problematic one in the situation but i was just like yeah i was like actually you're right
like actually don't apologize it was funny at the end of the day like her delivery was so funny
that it's like you were laughing with you chuckling you know yeah yeah yeah i wasn't
yeah i think that's her spirit though is there's like no like malice or like bad intentions
from her.
She's very sweet.
That's why people can laugh at the Irish.
Oh, she's so funny.
It's Irish, but Cindy Sweeney is like, no, you weren't a universal tour guide.
Gets so mad at it, you know.
It is funny, the difference, how we treat different people in the media and stuff like
that.
But also it's on them.
It's her energy is great.
So people give her good energy back.
Not to say Cindy Sweeney's in it,
but I feel like Cindy Sweeney
is a victim of the,
what would you call it?
Like just not great at interviews.
Like, you know,
where she's showing her side.
It's like the rom-com she was on
and everyone thought
she was flirting with her co-star.
Oh, yeah.
She just kind of like has that
a little bit on,
I like her.
I think she's beautiful.
I'm obsessed with her music campaigns.
But I just think she has
a little bit of unlikability.
I think it's the pretty girl curse you know what
i mean like yes pretty it's a big privilege but with great power comes great responsibility
and sometimes like if you're that pretty you can just come across like trying to be too like
relatable quirky it's like you can't relate to me you're too pretty right you know the people like
us first of all i have the pretty privilege I have the pretty curse we have like
we like innately want to hate on the pretty girls
I used to be like that
for sure
my sister told me something the other day and she's like
oh they're cute together and I was like I think I'm just a hater
on her I don't know I do suffer
from that for sure I feel like I want to
be on the pretty girl side especially now with like young
tiktokers and stuff like that I'm like okay team
pretty girl but then there's some too that you just want to
be like hard on because you're just like yeah I definitely have my moments sometimes I'm like
reformed I think because I think I used to be harder on girls especially like when you stand
one girl you want to hate on all the other ones you know for sure yeah I definitely had that phase
um like when Taylor was beefing with Katy Perry I'm like oh I hate Katy Perry you know it's like
which is so dumb you know um yeah so I'm like, oh, I hate Katy Perry. You know, it's like, which is so dumb, you know?
Yeah.
So I'm still reformed.
But like when I was hating on Olivia Jade for a second because of Jacob Elordi, I was like, oh, girl, like pull yourself out of it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure.
I know.
It's like one of those things where you're just like, hmm, I don't know.
But Sydney Sweeney, like she, that girl is working.
Like she is a spokesperson for just about anything.
Yeah.
Oh, everything.
Like she's books.
Do you think she's going gonna come back to Euphoria?
I don't know. I'm
very concerned about Euphoria.
Because I'm like, who would?
I don't know. They're gonna have to do a whole new cast like High School Musical.
They have to reboot or something. Yeah.
Because, like, Jacob Elordi, is he gonna come back at, like, 30?
Yeah. And be, like, that guy?
But speaking of, did you see the tea with Jacob Elordi
that just happened?
Did he get arrested or something? Yeah.
Or was interrogated?
I think charges were pressed against him.
Let me get the exact –
Wait.
What did he do?
Oh, he was under police investigation.
For what?
In Australia, he allegedly assaulted a producer on a radio show.
Recently?
Yeah.
For what?
I think this just happened.
Let me get the exact quotes.
It is kind of like – I don't like the hotheadness of it i don't like a hothead i don't like someone who can i know it
goes against the baby girl reputation that he was no longer baby girl um let's see okay so uh this
producer had like a little was doing like a little bit with um jacob lordy and was like talk talking about the uh like bathwater scene and he was like filming
and then this also the story is like it's kind of hard to decipher so i'm just trying to get
through it but basically the producer was recording it and then jacob had asked him to stop recording
and then the producer says i'm not going to stop recording because i feel uncomfortable right now
and this is the only evidence and then he said jacob kind of just flips and he pushes me against the wall and has my hand
his hands around my throat um so i'm confused about how it escalated from like the salt burn
bit to jacob like allegedly pinning him to the wall and stuff feeling uncomfortable like why
is he uncomfortable that part is missing like i'm not like i'm missing a part reading it
like it's just not in the statement it's all kind of confusing so yeah something more to it for sure
yeah it's very odd um but the i will say just with the charges like pop grave tweeted this and
like all the replies are okay that's kind of hot like no like i mean probably is but like no we
can't you can't do no wrong.
I know.
But like, if it was like Austin McBroom or something, everyone would be canceling him.
You know?
That's so true.
They'd be like, how dare he?
You know what I mean?
Yeah, there's definitely more to that story for sure.
There has to be.
Yeah.
But it is the worst when you're like famous and then it's like Sean Penn, like back in
the 80s, you know, like when you put your hands on like a paparazzi or something and
then you're the one that gets in trouble, even though they, like, I'm sure it was the
reporter that did something that pissed off jacob lordy like
there's no way there was like a skit happening and he just was like pushing him all of a sudden
yeah something definitely i wonder what it was and there's no well there has to be footage because
he recorded all of it he the producer recorded it but yeah as of right now it all just literally
happened this morning so as of right now jacob's um team hasn't said anything and there's not more
information other than there
is an investigation and the police in australia are looking into it i feel like the police in
australia are like not real police i've never seen an australian policeman they don't have like
weapons right i have no idea i don't know i think it is i think they like i think they can't carry
anything oh so i'm like why what are they gonna they going to do then? You know what I mean?
But I could be wrong.
Either I'm getting this confused with England or Australia, but I think no one can carry
anything.
So there was like attacks back – it was always like knife attacks and stuff because
people can't carry like a weapon.
I don't know.
Although then I wonder what if the bad guy gets the – you know like in the movies,
what if they get a hold of the police officer's weapon?
Oh, I just saw a thing about this girl.
I'm on this weird side of TikTok again where she was kidnapped by a guy and he held her like underground for like
10 days or something like that and she went one day she finally got his weapon and she put it put
it to his like head or whatever and it like didn't work it like the safety was on or something
something happened where it didn't work and i was like oh shit and then the guy got pissed and
she ended up getting saved um i think the helicopters oh she
got his phone one night and was able to text her mom and like helicopters came yeah it was crazy
she and she was just like a girl coming home and he said he had like this fake sheriff's badge and
he said oh you know your brother's with us like come with us and she was like willingly went in
his car but god i'm on this like weird type of tiktok where all these like little people are
getting kidnapped it's very sad and but she survived that's. I always like the survivor stories because I'm like,
at least they give you some insight of – and she pretended to like him. That was the thing too.
That kind of saved her life. She goes – it was only 10 days. I mean 10 days is a lot obviously
when you're kidnapped. But she started flipping it where she was telling him that she loved him
and so he started trusting her a little more. So he would like take her outside and he would like
sleep and she would sleep next to him in the bed rather than like tied up. So that how she was able to like do all that stuff which i'm like what a smart girl she
was like 14 i was like wow that's so smart and then yeah she got saved i was like that is actually
the police said they're like she saved herself we didn't even save her because she was able to like
get out oh because he ended up fleeing he asked her he's like what should i do the cops are you
know the helicopter circulating dude i love you so much like i don't want them to get you like
you should flee so they don't get you whatever and then he did and she was able to just escape and get out herself which i'm like so smart crazy there's a
lot of kids not a lot but like elizabeth smart remember that case that was another one where
she kind of had to like manipulate her oh yeah you have to like play along like you have to go
with it that one shakes me so much that was like nine months right she was gone a long time and
she was like in the woods of her backyard like basically this whole time yeah and they like covered her did she have babies did she get pregnant or anything
no nine months i guess she couldn't probably have no i don't think she did um i think that
cleveland one where the girls were in the basement in cleveland remember that yeah and the and the
girl had a baby and the baby was like living with them for like nine years down there that story
is the wildest there was a movie that i think tamron Manning was in. Tamron Manning. And
oh my God, they were down there for like 16 years or something like that. Like one of the girls and
she had a baby. There's like three of them. Oh my God. Crazy. And it was just like they were in
their hometown and wild. It's so scary. That's so scary. It's like the sad. I don't like, that's
why I don't like true crime. I'm like, watch this. I just like skip it. I'm like, but they suck me
and sometimes I watch a story. I'm like, okay, there's a happy ending and luckily all those
girls got rescued. But still, it's like you go through so much trauma. Like it's just –
Yeah.
Anyways, I don't like – we're not true crime podcast. You could have a true crime. What would
your true crime podcast be called?
Oh, that's a good question. Maybe like behind the tape like the police tape oh is that one is
that one out there it probably is one no i don't think so watch someone steal it now we should
bleep it that's so good you should copyright it but i'd be bad at i feel like i'd be bad at like
narrating true crime because you have to know so many details and like specifics and you have to
have the paperworks and all that stuff
you know oh yeah to get like a detail off in a true crime yeah we kind of riff like we get
80 of it and then let us know in the comments and then let us know in the comments right
the comments will definitely let us know oh it's good to see you over there. By the way, with Jacob Allerdy, he was outside of the hotel
and I think it wasn't an interview.
Oh, that's what it was.
So the guy approached him and was like,
hey, can we have your bath water
for somebody's birthday or something?
And he saw that he was filming.
He was like, are you filming this?
Are you kidding me?
And then...
Oh, wait, really?
That's it?
It wasn't during an interview.
He was just approach outside
he said are you filming and then he popped him he like pushed him or what yeah i mean basically
he was upset that not only was confronted with this silly question it was filmed
that makes more sense like an ambush yeah the guy is a producer from a radio show so it's not like
that is crazy about paparazzi too like people would just it's like they're not even paparazzi
they're gonna film with their iphone you know like the people who are the ones we got paparazzi too like people would just it's like they're not even paparazzi they're gonna film with their iphone you know like the people who are the ones we got paparazzi by like
what are they called what's that one called hollywood fix oh yeah is it a guy with an iphone
and it's basically like a forced collab just so he can put in the title like trisha paytas talks
about gabby hannah david jobrick whatever they ask you all these questions and i'm just like
that's wild you can just go up to someone on the street and just like force the collab on them like
it's crazy um oh that guy that was that sings to people was in LA. I think I missed it.
We were trying to meet up and have him sing to me, but.
Oh, shoot.
I know.
It felt like a lot of work.
It's like, how do I get there?
Oh, yeah.
I forgot about that, too.
I was supposed to.
I haven't checked my DMs in, like, weeks.
And I forgot.
I DMed him.
Oh, you did?
Because his Jacob Elordi one, where he sings to Jacob Elordi, has, like, 12 million views.
Yeah.
And he tagged me in that one, like, in the caption.
Like, when can I see? And I really wanted to um because the asin ray one was so funny where
she's like walking backwards like did you see that one and she's like falling i was like what
is this like this is planned um because it was gonna be planned i really wanted him to but it
just um i'm so far from la so like to get in there and um it'd be weird if i just like come to our
ralph's here i don't know it's like weird but i really wanted to he was just like, come to our Ralph's here. I don't know. It's weird, but I really wanted to.
He's singing like world-class dinner to everyone lately.
The one from The Idol.
Like literally to like random people like Olivia Jade.
I'm just like, this is a weird song you're singing to people.
I love it though.
I think that's what he wanted to do.
I don't know.
Anyways, I don't think he's here anymore.
Next time.
Maybe.
I don't want to make any promises.
I don't want to be.
World-tempt.
I know.
Yeah.
That would have been fun who was out here oh the our last guest kayla was talking about someone who like ghosted her said yeah like come to la we'll do a collab and then um didn't happen
and i was like oh yeah that happens a lot yeah well shout out jacob lordy i like him that's
what i'm saying i feel like we're easier on him because he's cute I know I and also I mean the story just
seems very dicey anyway so I'm like kind of withholding any if you can't ambush I get it
and sometimes a push is just a push you know what I mean like especially someone's in your space
that is what's crazy too is when people get so close to you it's like you and you physically
like can't move like I mean it hasn't happened I just seen other people where they're like you
know hit me hit me and the person's like so close and then the minute they kind of like push back, it's like, oh, my God, they pushed me or whatever.
Like, you know, it's like, what do you what do you do?
It sounds like in your space.
Yeah, there's like extremes, though, because Timothee Chalamet, like after the Golden Globe, Selena, Kylie thing, like a girl from TMZ was following him.
And he just kind of like was laughing and was like, how did you know I was here?
Like he was kind of just like walking. And obviously he was annoyed. You can tell. But he was kind of just like trying and was like, how did you know I was here? Like he was kind of just like walking.
And obviously he was annoyed, you can tell.
But he was kind of just like trying to get away, you know.
And I feel like that's a classy way to go about it.
But then the same girl followed Kanye, I think, last week. Oh, yeah, yeah.
And I feel like that was like too far.
He like –
Yeah.
The reporter from TMZ was like following him and asking him questions.
And then he just like took her phone and screamed at her in the middle of the street.
I think that's like, you know.
Kanye is scary.
I'm surprised the Kardashians haven't like done something to like control him.
You know what I mean?
Like they're so controlling of their whole like image and stuff.
It's like how do they not reel him in?
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
Somehow.
I don't know what you could do for that but I'm sure they could do something.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's – because that was like – No. That was wild. He's a little unhinged I think. Yeah. you could do for that, but I'm sure they could do something. Yeah. Because that was wild.
He's a little unhinged, I think.
Yeah.
Don't come for me.
I get scared to talk about certain people, and I'm like, oh my god, Kanye.
He just seems a little unhinged.
Yeah.
And we are in beef, too.
Our podcast beef, too.
That was another thing.
Did you watch it?
I watched a clip. I didn't see any. I saw a short clip. Was it bad? we are in beef too our podcast beef too that was another thing we were like did you watch it i
watched a clip i didn't see any i saw a short clip because i was like was it bad or i don't think it
was that bad i was like i was in the title of was the time of bffs is that the beef yes we're in
moses did you watch bffs when dave was talking about oh it came up i mean it was for one second
because i was doing something and i just put it on for a second.
It was so boring.
I just had to turn it off.
Oh, my God.
Don't get us in the beef.
No, not beef.
But it's just like, it's really, it's like the old man talking to some young kids that are trying to like, and they're like, oh, you're getting beef with everyone.
It's like, I don't know what's happening.
It's like, it was just, there was nothing to watch.
It is definitely, I think, for like young, it must be for like kids, right?
Everything I know about Dave Portnoy has been against my will. watch it is definitely i think for like yeah i must be for like kids right everything i know
about dave portnoy has been against my will i just learned about him when i came here via you
and then the canceled girls i had no idea who he was really um i think i was more at peace before
i knew who he was you could put a gun to my head and have him in a lineup of other middle-aged white
men and say which one is dave portnoy i would say it's the end really it would be the death of me for sure um literally the first time i like had to look at
his face was when i made the thumbnail for patreon i had to google dave portnoy and i saw his face
brick love that thumbnail by the way this is a great thumbnail just her heart everyone else like
x out your thumbnail was great for that we're being a little silly goofy you said that you're
like it's a little wacky. I was like, okay.
The thumbnails are great.
That's worth the Patreon alone.
That's the price and admission.
It's fun over there.
But I really don't know much about any of the BFFs.
And I know Barstool affiliates because I know BFFs isn't Barstool technically, I guess.
I don't know. Right.
But they're all in Barstool.
Like Brianna has one in Barstool.
Yeah.
Obviously Dave.
I just found out who Josh was last week when he told mestool. Like Brianna has one in Barstool. Yeah. Obviously Dave. I just found out who Josh
was last week when he told me. Yeah.
Josh has been out there for a while too.
I don't know. I didn't know much about
Dave either. He is though like
I mean I do find him like I'm not I don't watch the podcast
but just in general he seems kind of
charming like on his TikTok he was like holding this baby
and he doesn't he doesn't have kids. He doesn't
like to hold babies and someone's like hold my baby. He's like
I guess and he's just like so awkward with the baby. And I'm like, there's some
charm to him. In the same way David
Oberg has charm, you know what I mean? You
get why people are into it.
I didn't watch it.
I didn't see it. I just saw it as in the title. I got excited
because like Drew Monson said, it's like you kind of
get excited when people still use you
for clout, right? It's kind of like, wow, they think
this is their headline story. We
use Tana, we use Brooke. They're going to get the views. But it's kind of like wow they think this is their headline story that's gonna get we use tana we use brooke they're gonna get the views but it's like wow someone's using me
as like their headline i was like i think it still was as of like yesterday i saw it i was like i
bet they're gonna change this because like that's not a good like get them sort of thing um i didn't
watch it um but the title was uh just to show paid us hate day of portnoy yeah and we'll just say
like i'll just like pretend that they said really great things about us.
And I'll be like, no, I don't.
I don't hate anybody.
I've always said this.
I always like Dave.
I don't know if they were really mean to us.
He's always been nice to me.
I don't think the clip I saw, they weren't mean.
But he was just really going in on how you said people don't really admire Dave, like,
unless you're like a little boy from Nantucket or something.
That was, he was really harping on that one line that you said yeah well i mean does anyone admire him i don't think anyone
like it's like me i don't think anyone admires me no one's like trisha's an admirable role model
look up to her like i definitely don't think that's anybody with dave portnoy he was mad about
him he was kind of going about that too yeah i would say i mean and then they were like oh they
didn't even watch the clip no i don't gonna watch the FF no we still didn't
watch it
just saw the title
and then it cuts to me
it's like who's this guy
and I'm like well
I still say the same
thing about Dave
who is that guy
I don't know either
so
it's mutual
right
and it's kind of like
I get nervous about
that part too
because like
I love you on the podcast
and Mo's so opinionated
and I'm always like
oh I don't want people
to be mean to you guys
I get it being mean to me
but you know
if someone's like
mean to you guys i'm like no
they're so sweet that's probably like the least like usually i'm like pretty precarious i'm like
oh i don't want to get in beef with this one that one i'm like you don't care at all to get in beef
with people you don't mind ever with the drama channels because they kind of came for you for
a little bit at the beginning remember oh yeah you were like in the thumbnails and stuff but
that was kind of the same thing as you said, though. Like, especially me.
I'm like, putting me in a thumbnail.
No one's going to be like, oh, what's the tea there?
You know what I mean?
Like, at least put you and then like refer to me.
Right.
The drama girls don't even put me in the thumbnails anymore.
And I waited for this day for so long to happen.
I'm kind of like, what happened?
Am I not?
Part of me thinks, okay, this is how I can like reverse everything.
Like, ooh, they just, they're like, oh man, Trisha finally has succeeded in life.
We can't like, let's not talk about her anymore.
Maybe people will ignore her or whatever like that.
But it's like, I've just become more, you know, popular.
Not that they stop talking about me.
Adam still puts me in his thumbnails, but he's, I think he's nice.
I don't know.
I think the general tone of Adam is nice to me.
Hopefully.
I don't know.
But I don't see it like Rich Lux or there's other ones I can't remember.
But I mean, not to even be anything
oh who's the guy on drag queen that wears is the crown like rich lux oh um magami magami yeah i
always get rich lux vibes with that crown i'm like that's the first thing i thought yeah it's
like that's not the branding you want to do yeah it's also it's like so iconic to him to rich that
it's like but maybe magami just doesn't know i guess maybe megami started it maybe rich took it from rich didn't he take a lot of drag slang then kind of made it his own like
what was the one he had like a fan oh yeah he'd always do like drag the house boots the house
down or something like it is slay the house i don't know clock i don't know anyways you'd always
say something that's true but i guess like at that point like, even if Megami was doing it first, like,
it's more iconic for Rich Lux, so you've got to let it go.
You know, we've got to find something new.
Isn't that awful?
At that point, you know, yeah.
Yeah, when someone else does it, like, they made it.
Better?
Yeah.
Or bigger, anyways.
Or bigger, yeah.
Poor Megami.
Yeah.
Just can't catch a break on that show.
I know.
She's lasting, though.
Yeah, everyone was – I'm saying saying everyone and I'm everyone because I thought
I for sure thought she was going to go home
is this our recap segment
every journey I take
leaves a lasting impact
traveling the world only makes me realize
just how much more there is to explore
no one builds a legacy
by standing still
start your journey at remover.com
what else is there to say really yeah were they in our thumbnail did we put them in our thumbnail
no just the patreon one behind a paywall yeah it's so funny the beast we get and i saw someone
on tiktok say like i love that they're like they're reacting to trisha paytas reacting to their reacting to yes and that's what we were
saying in the that patreon episode too before they even knew about the bfs when we were saying
literally like how that's like our nightmare is that it's like a a reaction to a reaction
now we're reacting to their reaction and it's just like oh my god they better subscribe to
patreon to know what's up
yeah yeah subscribe but i wish we were like in beef with like joe rogan or someone a little
bigger so that way we get more views you know what i mean i just wish it was we'll take it but
but i bet dave portnoy doesn't do a rude recap on his show i doubt that only we are the recap
i who was on trixie's pit stop this last week with the wig?
Oh, Maddie Morphosis.
Everyone hated that wig.
I know.
Why?
People were mad.
I know.
People were so mad.
I don't know, kind of everything.
That's what I was going to say.
I think it was just so like big.
Like it was just big, big, big.
And I think that's kind of fun.
I liked it.
Yeah.
It's just so like outlandish.
I think I don't like Dawn this season because they're giving me Trixie knockoff vibes.
Oh, because of the makeup?
Yeah.
I feel like they're trying to be Trixie, but like let's make it elf or something.
You know what I mean?
I feel like Trixie's makeup is very popular.
I guess that goes back to the argument of like when – like who's doing it more iconically
or whatever.
You kind of have to pivot, find something new.
But at least – I feel like Dawn makes it more elf-y though and that kind of makes her
more unique.
And she's a Swifty, so I have to stand by her side.
Oh my god.
Dawn is, yeah.
Well, anyways, not my queen this year.
But, no, the queens that won this competition, I was, like, so surprised.
I was like, wow, my God.
Their outfits were, like, the worst on the runway, but then they won their challenge.
I was like, wow, good for them for making it through.
And this is, I guess, Drag Race spoiler alert. Oh, yeah.
We'll be discussing.
But, yeah, with the girl groups, the second they made the groups and I saw it was like
Megami, Geneva Carr, Nymphia.
Oh, yeah.
It just seemed like the Motley Crue.
And I was like, oh, my God, they're done for.
Oh, for sure.
The last pick.
When they started crying with the last pick, I started crying.
I was like, oh, my God.
Yeah.
You guys are the last pick group.
And I get it.
That's crazy.
But then they really killed it.
They really crushed it.
Oh, who was the choreographer? The one that's always really quiet. And Ru's always like, you're quiet. No, I'm not. That's crazy. But then they really killed it. They really crushed it. Who was the choreographer?
The one that's always really quiet
and Ru's always like,
you're quiet.
No, I'm not.
I'm on.
Yeah.
But killed it.
They crushed it.
They were making fun of her
when she was choreographing.
They're like,
they're so quiet.
I am whispering with the ASMR.
I feel like it's an ASMR song.
Oh yeah, Megami.
So she actually
was the one that wrote
Nymphia's verse.
So she had a big reason to do why
they won but everyone was hating on megami that's why i kind of felt bad after like seeing the
tweets and stuff okay let me not hate on this girl but yeah going into it i honestly thought
my own that one someone from that group is going home yeah but my poor sister amanda amanda i know
are you so sad it was two in a row of me losing on Drag Race. Mirage and then Amanda.
Oh, no.
Team Oscar is really whittling down over there.
Yeah.
Don't say who you like anymore.
They'll be going home next week.
And I'm like, oh, no.
I mean, Amanda Torrey's outfit was crazy.
That little egg thing.
The little – I was like – it was wild.
It was wild.
For like a kitty cat theme.
Maybe you are the traitor.
Oh, right.
You're sending all the people home.
We're so into it right now.
We can't tell.
We binged it.
Oscar would be the traitor sending all of them home.
That is true.
You said you loved a mandatory meeting.
I know.
My soldiers are just falling.
But she was.
Like, it is interesting because like lip sync wise, like I feel like she was better.
But I think that's why it doesn't really matter really how you lip sync i think her cue's track record was just so good that to like send her home over
was so like it just wasn't great in comparison you know it was just like how could you you know
what i mean unless it's like a mirage where you don't know the words then it's like you have no
choice but to send right but did you see someone did find stan twitter did find share not knowing
the words. Yes,
that same song.
So they're just cosplaying this
and I love that.
I was like,
if Cher doesn't know the words
to her song,
then they should catch her break.
How could it be Raj?
Yeah.
Yeah,
I feel like it is interesting.
She went home.
She lives in Kew.
Who was your favorite of the week?
I kind of think,
I mean,
I love Nymphia,
but like, Megami Ghost wrote her verse. So it's – I mean, I love Nymphia, but like –
I love Nymphia, too.
Megami Ghost wrote her verse, so it's, I guess, Megami by proxy, I guess.
But also Nymphia's runway I liked a lot as well.
But her performances are good.
Yeah.
And then I also like playing Jane a lot, too.
She looked really good.
Really?
Yeah.
But she's mean.
I know.
And that's funny because we're watching season six at the
same time as season 16 so we're like going back and forth between the two and like bianca is like
so like catty and fun and like mean like she definitely like goes in for the thing but just
so funny and plain jane doesn't have the jokes yeah you know what i mean oh totally and that's
why it's like very divisive on if like like, Plain Jane is a good villain or
just, like, mean.
You know, kind of like a Geogun was, like, mean, but also just so funny that it's, like,
Yeah.
I think it's a good villain.
That's a good villain.
You know what I mean?
You have to be, like, a little likable, but.
I mean, Plain Jane's pretty.
Yeah.
So she's got the pretty and the mean.
She's like the Regina George, I guess.
She's, like, pretty and mean at the same time.
I love, I don't even know her name.
Is it Safira?
Safira? Safira. Safira. that's my favorite she is really so good i feel like all her stuff is so unique and i'm
like how does she not win like all her stuff is so good so unique she's my favorite this season
yeah and i think she should win but it'll probably be probably like nymphia or something like that
yeah i have my top i guess would be like safira nymphia i think plain jane would get like top four almost she has creative outfits she does i like her
little gas mask outfit i thought q would get to the top that girl cannot really dance or move that
much i was shocked i was so shocked how bad i was like wow i thought that was like a big part of
drag queen but yeah she's a good uh sewer yeah which is also a key part about being drag i guess and then who
else i didn't it's hard for me to like what's her name the broadway the theater girl i keep
forgetting her name oh barbara plasma plasma yeah she's annoying but yeah same she was she's
annoying and she was also so good in that little girl group yeah no she was like giving lady gaga
yo so talented i feel like everything she does is like really good but she's definitely like rachel berry vibes where you're just like so you know
i was like okay you're you're doing it too much but i love her i think she's i think she is really
good too you just tell she was always like the one that was like people were annoyed by like no one
ever liked and she's just trying to so hard to prove herself i remember that story of like lady
gaga singing wicked and like people were trying to just eat their sandwich. Oh, yeah.
It's very that.
Yeah.
That is plasma vibes. I think she's self-aware of that, though.
People find her annoying?
No, to annoy.
I think she's self-aware of going the further.
Like, when you need to stop, keep going.
You think she's aware?
Yeah.
You can see when the Barbara Streisand thing happened.
Yeah.
She just kept going
and going moses loves the show he asked me to pause it i know he likes the show when he's like
pause it he didn't want to miss like the good parts i was like you want me to pause this but
not traitors like traitors when like the this last episode with dan talking about whatever i was he's
like he didn't want me to pause that i'm like this is the good part i'm gonna pause it like
this is what you need to watch but but rupaul's like they're just sewing he's like pause it i was
like okay you know what we noticed too?
It's funny.
I think you talked about this watching the seasons, like juxtaposing them.
Like we watched season six and season 16 is how much like more lively and involved Ru was back then.
Like he was in there.
He's dressed in costume.
He's making jokes.
And like this – the new seasons he's just like couldn't be more removed from everybody.
Couldn't care less.
Couldn't ask like less questions.
It's so weird.
Yeah.
Like Rue was a part of like the challenge or the creative process when they were doing
the challenges back in like those earlier seasons.
But now, I mean, because it's A, he's just so rich now.
B, they have so many seasons that you kind of – he's just not like as involved.
I don't even think he knows most of their names to be honest.
He didn't even know Jinx Monson's name.
Did you see that?
He's like this one.
I was like Jinx who's been on like Broadway.
Like even I know.
I didn't even watch her season and I know who she is.
I was like how do you not know her name?
And what did he – did he ask?
I was like what's your name?
Did he say that?
I feel like – I was like what?
That's wild.
That's crazy.
I think at that point like you might want to retire.
I mean you have enough money just to retire.
If you can't remember the names of your queens like that's bad. Hang out I guess. Yeah. She's a big one. I mean she's crazy. I think at that point, like, you might want to retire. I mean, you have enough money just to retire. If you can't remember the names of your queens, like, that's bad.
Hang out, I guess.
Yeah.
She's a big one.
I mean, she's huge.
It's like not knowing, like, Trixie or something like that.
Yeah.
Wild to me.
He thinks he's above everyone.
Like, it's more about taking himself so seriously.
Yeah.
Like, so much higher than everyone.
I don't like it.
I love that Santino's not on anymore.
I can't stand that judge in the first.
Oh, man.
He was, like, so mean. Terrible like so mean terrible so mean had no like constructive criticism
hater for sure i'd rather have ross any day ross gives me good vibes at least he's positive yeah
i like that i think he's yeah he's cute koi kardashian was on she looks so different season
six i was like oh my god they had better judges back then like guest judges because it's like
hard up you have to find people and back then i feel like everyone
looking back is a good judge but then they're like more famous now than they were back then
you know oh you think so like chloe i feel like it's so much more was she not that big ariana
when she first guest judge was not that not as famous as she was really oh i don't know a lot
of them were like not as huge.
Adam Lambert was on.
He was pretty big.
Yeah.
I love Adam Lambert.
I wish he'd come on ours.
Don't you know – who is it?
I know Gigi who knows Adam Lambert.
Yeah.
I feel like you know a lot of people.
No.
I don't know anyone else.
Doesn't Jeremy know Adam Lambert?
He knows David Archuleta.
No.
He was at like Adam Lambert's like birthday party or something.
He would.
Jeremy knows everyone. He knows the Meghan Trainor. He knows like party or something. He would. Jeremy knows everyone.
He knows the Meghan Trainor.
He knows everybody.
Yeah, he might.
I feel like definitely.
He knows Lance Bass.
Yeah.
He's pretty connected.
I DMed Lance Bass.
He never got back to me.
Damn, being left unseen by Lance.
That's so sad.
Justin Timberlake's getting canceled.
Which, oh my God.
The most annoying man ever.
Which part? there are so many
the dancing or the non apology
the non apology part really sent me
yeah cause Brittany giving him
grace being like I really like
Justin Timberlake's new song and then the next
day Justin be like if you think I'm gonna
apologize I'm not gonna apologize
no one yeah like no one I was like
what yeah and then she
then she's like you wanna take it to the court or you gonna cry about it to your mom like last time i was like what yeah and then she then she's like you want to take it to the
court are you gonna cry about it to your mom like last time i was like what and i love that she took
it back it's like good for her justin's so cringy and i hate that they're trying to make him come
back but there was clips of his performance i don't know where he was recently on tiktok it
was one he was doing sexy back and it's like the most cringy dancing i've ever seen in my life and
i was just like how is anyone like a fan of this like it's so cringy dancing I've ever seen in my life. And I was just like, how is anyone like a fan of this?
Like it's so cringy to me because I used to be such a Justin Timberlake fan.
I'm just like, ooh.
And so it gives me a bad taste with all NSYNC songs.
I'm just like, bleh.
They all were like kind of ick.
And like Backstreet Boys would never – they have never had like a – I don't want to
say this.
Maybe they did.
But I don't think they had problematic.
I don't know.
I just feel like Justin was ick.
They all were kind of ick.
I don't know.
Yeah.
It definitely makes you look at things differently too. Even Jessicaica biel i'm like i used to like her oh but now i look
she's like promoting defending supporting i was like you can just be a quiet wife with this
situation i don't think we need to support your husband because he's just being to not apologize
to not acknowledge i'm just like you're so disgusting but it's weird because he issued
a statement before apologizing to Brittany and Janet when
he was getting canceled before.
Like, he said, I really want to apologize to Brittany and Janet, blah, blah, blah.
Probably wasn't him.
Yeah, exactly.
He was just, his team was like, we're going to make a statement, whatever.
But then to say this, it's just crazy because you literally had an out.
Like, Brittany is like forgiving you.
We're like, okay, whatever.
I guess Brittany forgives you.
But then you go and ruin it.
Like, what, whatever. I guess Brittany forgives you. But then you go and ruin it. Like what a loser.
I want to say maybe it was Lance said that Justin had privately apologized.
I want to say because Lance is like the only one on social media.
I want to say he said he apologized, but obviously that ruined it too because he just said I'm not apologizing.
Why would you say that?
It gives me like Matt Rife vibes almost.
Very much, yes.
Why would you just want to go like just look like an alpha man?
Like I don't apologize.
I'm a man. And seeing him dance, he's definitely not alpha man.
I was just like, oh my god.
This is the sexy back dance.
It was so cringe.
He's a troll.
I just don't like him at all.
I should change my initials.
JT should not be just Trish anymore.
We're changing the name of the show.
I can't even look at him anymore.
I just don't...
I don't like him.
Speaking of
unforgivable things guys do,
did your boyfriend ask you to be his valentine yet?
Yeah.
Oh.
We just already started planning each other's valentine's
presents. But did he ask you
no
not like a
no
you have to ask now
oh really
yeah you have to ask
Moses hasn't asked me yet
either to be his valentine
oh
you have to ask
you see it on tiktok
like you see dads
with flowers behind their back
for the girls
and I was like
it's like a week away
and you haven't asked me
to be your valentine
what does that mean to me to be your Valentine.
What does that mean to ask?
Babe, oh my God.
TikTok it.
You got to know.
This is what people do now.
I'll make you a Valentine basket.
Okay, well, I don't really know what it means either.
But I think you have to say, will you be my Valentine?
Oh, I thought you make a plan for Valentine. Then you do something on Valentine.
No, you have to ask first so people know you have a Valentine on the day.
So if you say no, we're not doing anything on Valentine?
You have to ask and then I'll let you know my answer.
I think Malibu needs to be asked too because I've seen dads do it for their girls too.
Just think next year you're going to have three you got to do it for.
I got a full – my hands are full.
But you guys don't ask each other either?
No.
I feel like it's kind of implied, I guess.
And then you kind of, on the day, like, oh, happy Valentine's Day.
I don't know.
Wait, so what are you guys doing for each other?
Well, it's a surprise for her.
Oh, it's a surprise?
Yeah.
Oh.
Does he know?
Does he know you're doing a surprise?
We're getting, yeah, we're surprising each other.
But we don't know what each other's surprises are.
How does that, what if you guys plan something at the same time oh the experiences we are like if we get an
experience we already have it figured out like we have to figure out the day after but we would like
say what it is on valentine's day okay so you're not doing it on that day no the thing that the
actual thing we're doing is going to magianos that's already booked like we already talked
about that yeah you know what uh bunny hana said their most popular day was Valentine's Day. Really?
Yeah.
Which is crazy.
Which I went once on a Valentine's Day and it was literally like right when they opened
at 11.
It packed.
I cannot go out on the actual day.
Oh.
So you guys aren't going to do Magiana on the actual day?
No.
We're going to go like a couple days after.
Yeah.
But it'll be Valentine's Day in spirit.
Okay.
Okay.
So on actual day.
We'll just give each other our Valentine gifts, I guess.
Oh my God. I didn't get a gift. We're not doing gifts. I don't want a gift. We're not doing each other our Valentine gifts, I guess. Oh my god.
We're not doing gifts. I don't want a gift.
We're not doing it. I have no gifts for you.
I have no cards.
I can't. I cannot do any more gifts for Moses.
There's just nothing.
That's my gift. He has a Versace.
We have Versace dragon sweaters on today.
I can barely see mine's a dragon.
But Moses also has a dragon on his.
They're Versace. So bougie.
And Moses hates it because he hates things around his neck.
He thinks they're uncomfortable.
So it's not even a real gift.
My boyfriend is the exact same.
Really?
Yes.
That's why he borrows my sweatshirts
and he'll rip the neck
because he hates them.
Oh, he cuts them.
I know they're always his
when the tags are missing
because he's always cutting them around
and stuff like that.
That is so weird.
I have to take the tags out
and not have anything against my neck.
Yeah, you took that tag out.
I guess we can't resell that Versace.
He literally cut the Versace label off.
I'm like, okay.
Anyway, if you do, don't go to the RealReal.
What?
Oh, the RealReal?
Wait, why?
What's that?
What's that joke?
It's just coming up on TikTok.
Wait, what?
Really?
We shop at the RealReal?
The RealReal is fake, fake.
Actually?
No, but people just have like like they would send stuff and they would
sell it but then people send it back and they don't get their money wait really but then they
get the clothing back and it's a different clothing different size oh everything remember
went to the real real and bought a chanel bag and they like kept the sensor on and so we just
had like this like sensor on the bag for so long maybe they stole it like maybe the black sensor
didn't come off i was like i went through
like it's fine like it beeped when it went out and they're like it's fine so literally i think
mrs tried to crush it but then when you crush one of those sensors it starts beeping even louder and
i was like oh my god like the police gonna come like it's so crazy yeah even worse there's one
with ink or something it can destroy oh my god oh god yeah love is blind comes out on valentine's
day and that's my gift to you.
You know what would be the greatest gift is if we went to Benihana together.
Because we haven't gone to Benihana in years, like a year, because, well, I guess it's too
smoky for Malibu.
But how is that?
Like, I find it odd that Benihana on Valentine's Day is the most, like the busiest.
It is packed.
I did go once.
It's like the least romantic thing in the world.
Especially because you're at a table.
Like you're sharing a table with other people.
And like, sometimes we weird people that were annoying.
Like really.
They talk to you.
Like would ruin your experience.
They're loud.
They talk to you.
Whatever.
Yeah, that is crazy.
Like people were taking your phone number, wanting to buy stuff from you.
Like all kind of weird things.
It is weird.
But did you tell us that my broom was at Benny Hahn?
I would love to sit at that table.
Really?
Yeah, he was sitting at a table and he was like – I don't know what he was doing.
He was probably applying for a job or something.
Probably.
He was with people.
I don't know who he was with.
He was maybe with like six people, but he was like harassing the – like he's just been harassing employees.
And that's like I think the thing that's like the most annoying.
We get it now.
He's a troll.
He's doing it for views.
We got it.
He's an actual clown like filming himself falling down and stuff. But him harassing the CVS employees, even for the job, trolling them for the job.
And then what was the other one he was trolling?
Oh, Ross.
Did you see that one?
Where he's like, I'm here for a fitting.
And the Ross employee is like – and he's in the back of the dressing room.
He's like, we don't do fittings.
He's like, no, but the manager, they told me it's a fitting.
I have my fitting for a tux today.
Can you just call them?
So this person is like, I guess.
So she's like trying to call.
He's like filming this employee like walkie talkie.
Like there's a fitting.
And he's like laughing because obviously Ross doesn't do fittings.
He's like laughing.
I'm like, why are you wasting these people's time?
You're so annoying.
Like it's so like of all people to get demonetized, like Snapchat needs to take him away because
it's like he's doing this for money.
Clearly.
Okay, we get it.
But it's like now you're just going in like, that's my biggest he was when people just like harass like employees literally at ross who like clearly that's not their
dream job like and you're just like filming them and making fun of them like it's so fucking
annoying i don't know he drives me nuts he drives me nuts i really try to just do not interested
can't see don't want to look but yeah everywhere i stopped checking in after last week i was like
i have not been keeping
up everything again everything else i've seen is against my own will what a menace to society
like that's it literally such a menace yeah he's the menace he literally like a denny's like
should we should criminalize menacing i think because he is such a menace and i think he needs
to be like in a room somewhere
stay away from hallie bailey like that was my last straw was he here he was at their house
allegedly but then he posted a photo that it was like a photo of that hallie posted he definitely
was not with her i don't even think she knew yeah i have a feeling she's like so far removed from
that she's like i don't know what you're doing i think so but stay away from the house regardless like just get a job get a job like it is not hard it's not hard to get a job it really
is it's really not like there's plenty of places that are looking for work you can but he can do
this and not be problematic because you'll still have like fans like you'll still have people that
like him and think he's cute or whatever like that i'm'm like, why do you have to be such a clown?
Like just be, just, I don't know.
Don't be weird.
Like people are still going to watch you.
You can still do social media, but don't be a clown.
If he wasn't like a dad,
like it would be like maybe a little bit more fun
to, you know, be like a circus clown troll.
You know what I mean?
But it's like you are actually like a parent.
Like your kids look up to you.
Your kids, yeah. Don't you want to like do a little bit better yeah for them
I saw Shadi Bae with
him and I was like Shadi what are you doing
you are a queen you are
prime time this guy is a fool
and she was like dancing with him I love
that Shadi Bae is in demand though I love that Austin McBroom wanted
her I was like hey love that she's on
podcast now shout out Shadi Bae
but I was like girl stay away stay away from Austin McBroom wanted her. I was like, okay, love that. She's on podcast now. Shout out Shadi Bay. But I was like, girl, stay away.
Stay away from Austin McBroom.
Alert to every influencer in the LA area.
Just stay away.
You see me in his RV.
Just like, hey.
Oh, I don't know.
Even for views, I don't think I could do that.
No.
There are some lines you just can't cross.
There's some money that's just not worth it. You know what I mean? Like for me, do an interview with him in his RV. I just don't cross there's just some there's some money that's just not worth
it you know what i mean like for me do an interview with him in his rv i just don't think it's worth
it no amount of views would i even get views on youtube maybe he gets them on snapchat because
they're kids but and you can't even get on snapchat so it's like what's the point you know
what i mean it's like i'd say katherine i guess did you see katherine posted a little statement
about it she the video she posted yeah well she said her little she captioned like one of her little
snapchats and like you know one of those q and a's which i guess everyone on snapchat does yeah
she said i'm grateful to be evolved because his behavior and coping mechanism is beyond me he
tells me that he's doing well though so i trust that so she's kind of like being a little bit
shady towards it and like distancing herself a herself a bit, which is good because –
Right.
She had said in a video, too.
She said, can people stop, like, saying we're, like, the same person?
I don't know if that was a new video, but she's just like, we're not the same person.
Like, stop comparing us, whatever.
That would be annoying.
I mean, but that's also, like, so disrespectful.
Like, you're literally making your ex-wife, like – she's getting all these questions.
Your brother's getting all these questions.
People worried about you and questioning, like, why is he doing this?
Where's everybody at? Catherine, why aren't you helping? And it's just, like, you're worried about you and questioning like, why is he doing this? Where's everybody at?
Catherine, why aren't you helping?
And it's just like you're making all them look so stupid too.
And it's like if they're in on it, fine, I guess.
But it doesn't sound like they are.
She seems like she's over it.
I hope so.
I hope it's not like this inside – because she called it a separation.
She goes, we've been separated.
And I'm like, are you separated or are you divorced?
Very different.
Yeah, because she said we've been going through a separation. I'm like, well, separated or are you divorced? Very different. Yeah, because she said we've been going through a separation.
I'm like, well, that's not a divorce.
Which, if they get back together and this whole thing was just like some rue, that would be so wild.
I don't know how I'd be able to not go.
I would not be able to control myself, I think.
I would go to the freaking RV myself, knock on the damn door.
Did you see Catherine hanging out with James Charles, though? i thought that was so random how does james charles everyone
why i don't know i'm like of all the people i'm like she's kind of the hot commodity right now
she can kind of like hang out with any influencer she found the one person more problematic than
austin mcbroom like probably didn't know she's probably been in this bubble because you see how
austin is she's probably been in the aust Austin bubble for so long in his clowness.
And she had no idea what happened in the real world.
So now she's just stepping out to the real world.
It's like, oh, James Charles.
Oh, my God.
I would much rather be.
I'd take Austin McBroom back in a heartbeat over the hand of James Charles.
That's wild.
What is she doing?
I don't know.
He posted an Instagram story of her.
They were out eating lunch or something.
I feel like influencers are not okay at all.
There are just some that I'm just like, what?
Are you okay?
Oh, my God.
I know.
I'm like, that is a wild pairing.
A very wild pairing.
That's just – oh, my God.
Maybe we should start side-eyeing Catherine because I'm like, why?
What?
That's so weird.
Okay.
That's the news of the day.
That's shocking.
What the hell?
Okay.
No hate.
No hate, but oh.
But yeah.
Oh, my God.
I can't even grasp it.
Oh, my God.
Just take me out.
Well, hopefully he's making enough money on Snapchat where they can just like like because they did kind of disappear for a few months they weren't posting
so maybe he's trying to make all this money and they're gonna like disappear for a couple years
he's hoping i don't know he also seems like addicted to it a little bit like oh definitely
like now well they did say someone saw a clip of them saying a few months ago that they wanted to
like travel the world for a couple years with their kids so maybe this is like their way to
start it because then they said they're going to the maldives next month it's like a
girl's trip and katherine invited him and then everyone's like what about their son is the son
not going because she said she said the two girls were going to the maldives with her and she
invited austin i was like well what about the son this is very weird it's weird and then he's like
yeah i think i don't know if i'm gonna go i'll probably go i was like and also maldives not
cheap maldives is literally the most expensive place to go.
Just traveling there alone is expensive unless you're going to – whatever.
But yeah, something's weird.
Something's – and like we get it.
It's like trolling now.
It's obviously like he's trolling.
But it's just like for what price is your dignity?
Especially with kids.
I just don't think there's any amount of money in trolling I could do.
I don't know.
I just don't want to embarrass my daughter.
That would be so embarrassing.
Especially when they're like kids age or like school age and stuff like that.
Hopefully he's making a lot. Hopefully he's making like a million dollars a month.
Maybe. Maybe it's worth it.
Not harassing the employees. Hopefully he tips them.
Where were we? Oh, Tao. You know those
people that help you wash your hands?
And literally at Tao you cannot
do your own soap. Like you have to go to the person to get
soap. Really? Yeah. Oh, that's my nightmare. I know.
And I was like, oh no. And I had no cash because I was in the bathroom.
I was like, why did I have cash? And they have like little like Zelle thing now. So I was like
sitting there trying to like Q code the Zelle. And it's like so crazy. I gave her like 20 bucks.
I'm like, I don't even know what you tip someone. You can't do $2 on Zelle. So I was like, but those
are such a wild thing. Like why, why do they have those people in there? I don't know. I don't know.
That's why I don't go to like, because I remember when I was younger and would go to like certain clubs and stuff, they would have that.
And it's just like so uncomfortable.
Yeah.
They have like mints in there for you.
Yeah.
And like handing you towels and stuff.
But also like you go and they're just standing behind you.
Yeah.
There's always somebody standing behind you when you're just trying to go.
Yeah.
And then –
Is your butt exposed when you pee as a guy?
Of course. I didn't think about that, huh?
You don't take your pants all the way down?
Do you or you don't?
Because people do. The whole point about being a man
is that you don't have to take your pants down.
Whip it out, I guess. Wait, oh, just through the
little pant hole?
Really? Because when you go to the bathroom
here, you take your whole pants down.
When I sit down, you mean? No, when you're standing up going here, you take your whole pants down. When I sit down?
No, when you're standing up going pee, you take your whole shorts down.
Really?
You're talking about Malibu, maybe.
No, you.
Oh, my God.
Really?
That's so weird.
Okay, so they don't see anything then.
No, but it's just the presence you feel it when somebody is standing behind you.
Because it doesn't feel good when you turn your back especially doing you know you're so vulnerable
and they have nothing to do so they're just standing there looking at you and you know i
doubt they're just looking at you they're probably just like i have nothing to do that's how it feels
but anyway i don't think a business i think it's like illegal to put somebody in the bathroom this
is your job now just stand here in the bathroom for anything they're offering it like these people
are coming like can we do this can we be cleaning yeah i think it's just a
rotation you know you can be a busboy or you can be in the bathroom i don't think so i feel like
they're independent person because she had like a little laminate zelle like this is my zelle like
i don't think they're gonna switch people like that then that's even worse it's like somebody
coming to ask you money in your restaurant when you eat you know like that happened somewhere oh
joey's in Woodland Hills.
There was like a person selling candy bars in there to us.
Oh, yeah.
Which is crazy.
I was like, this is wild.
Because I was kind of like a fancy one.
And I was kind of like, oh, okay.
She's like, you want to buy some candy?
I was like, ooh.
I mean.
I always feel bad.
I'm like you where I'm like, okay, like.
Yeah.
No, we do.
We always do.
But it's just when you sit in a restaurant, that's not the moment.
When you come out or in.
I always do. I always give 20 bucks. But you're not supposed to that's not the moment when you come out or in or i always
do i always give 20 bucks but you're not supposed to give it to the people on the street i there's
so there's someone by our ralphs that always has like a kid with them and i always want to give
them money but they say you're not supposed to do that because they can like if there's other
people around they can get into your car or something like that like if you like roll down
so i just want to give it to them especially people like kids but they say it's like a scam
or i don't know i follow way too much scam tikt too. Where it's like if you do this, they like hold your arm and then take you whatever.
It's like this whole thing.
Yeah.
It's very scary.
I don't know.
I feel bad.
But it's like, yeah.
And then like the candy bar thing is here.
I just like – I don't even like wait for the exchange for the candy.
I'm like, just take 20.
Like that's it.
I don't want to exchange.
I don't know if you're going to kidnap me or whatever, abduct me.
Poor Joey's in Woodland Hill.
I love that place though.
I haven't been there in a while.
Maybe we go there for Valentine's Day.
Or Valentine's Weekend. We have a date
night every month. What is our one? I wanted to
go to either Drake's.
Have you been to Drake's in Hollywood? Oh, you don't really go out to Hollywood
he said. No. You guys go to Maggiano's.
I love Maggiano's. They have good chicken parmesan.
Really good.
We had chicken parmesan the other day. Oh, by the lake it was good.
I had it for lunch. Talk about being
gluttonous. Just the biggest chicken parm in Penne. I'm sure. I'm like I wonder if the waiters. Oh, by the lake, it was good. I had it for lunch. Talk about being gluttonous.
Just the biggest chicken parmesan penne.
I'm sure.
I'm like, I wonder if the waiters think.
Probably no one thinks about it.
Maybe they do.
I feel like they don't.
Really?
Yeah.
You think about it more than they do. I would definitely be a judger.
Someone got chicken parmesan at 11 a.m.
I'm like, okay, damn.
Someone's hungry.
That's so me, though.
We wake up at like 5 in the morning yeah that's lunch
like lunch is at 10 yeah that was good oh i would love to go get that again that was so yummy
that place was good it's like right on the lake too ah amazing what else is happening in the world
um okay have you seen the crazy it's not even a trend. It's just like, I think one couple doing it where they cut off the bottoms of their shoes
so they can walk barefoot.
Oh, I saw this going viral.
But why was this viral?
I think because it's just so absurd that it's like, huh?
You know?
Yeah.
And then I saw foot doctors being like, there's a reason we're not supposed to be barefoot
because back in the caveman days, they didn't have roads.
It was just, you know, soft like dirt or whatever.
It's like a reason we're not supposed to be barefoot anymore.
Don't do this.
It's like why would you even like think about it?
Like how does that even cross someone's mind to cut out the bottoms of their shoes?
Maybe they want to feel like – you know, isn't it something barefoot where you want to feel grounded with the earth?
I guess.
But not in Sephora.
Right.
Well, that's why they have the shoes to cover it.
So it's like look.
We look like we have shoes on.
But what if there's like glass or something on the floor?
Right.
That's what they were saying.
They're like, this day and age is like you step on like a needle or something like that
and you get something weird.
Why were they going viral?
Just because it's nasty?
I think so.
And I think it's just so absurd that it's like –
Yeah.
Like, again, they got us to talk about it again.
I know.
I know.
It is gross.
But I always wonder how these stories go viral.
Like, who started these stories?
Yeah.
Definitely don't do that.
Definitely don't go barefoot.
And I think, too, because I think the shoe collection was worth $20,000.
So they are just like –
So they were buying nice shoes?
Yeah.
And then cutting out the bottoms of them.
Did they say?
Did they give a quote?
Mm-hmm.
And you know Moist Critical?
You don't know Moist Critical?
I know Moist Critical.
Oh, you do?
Penguin Z, zero Z.
Okay, you know them now.
I know them because Adam and Eve sponsored them. And like and like oh this is like a shout out we did
yeah yeah i was like okay love that and he did the pokey main he was coming for pokey main yeah
yeah he was also coming for these ones and he was he said their shoe collection was twenty thousand
dollars how how did they gather that they just saw like the labels or what because they showed
all the little sneakers and stuff and they're all like nice sneakers. What is the appeal of Moist Critical again?
Why do people – why does he get so many views?
I honestly don't know.
He's literally like in his like basement just like talking and like giving his opinions.
No editing.
No lighting.
No –
It would be like if you were like –
Car videos.
Yeah.
Got like three million.
Yeah.
Within a day.
Yeah.
Wild.
What is it?
You don't know what the appeal is?
I really don't know.
God, it really does shock me sometimes, some of these views.
It's like the Jake Webbers of them, too.
They get like 2 million views and they post two videos.
It's like, how?
Do you mind if we got 2 million views on this podcast?
We put so much effort onto it.
I was like, how are they getting 2 million?
Literally like trying Little Debbie snacks.
And I was like, that's so bizarre.
Larry gets a lot, too.
He gets like a million, 1.5 million.
I'm like.
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Damn.
And they can do like literally anything.
And it's like people will just kind of watch.
That's what's wild.
It's wild.
Yeah.
But like do anything but also doing nothing.
Yeah. Like just eating. And I was just like, it must be because they're guys. kind of watch that's what's wild yeah but like do anything but also doing nothing yeah like just
eating and i was just like it must be because they're guys or maybe people think they're cute
well like jake i get it people think he's cute larry people i think he's good but like
is is penguins considered a cutie i don't know he's not bad looking but i wouldn't think he's
like a baby girl that everyone likes yeah yeah i don't know i think he's also kind of i i could
definitely be wrong but i think his
image is like kind of wholesome or whatever too so it's kind of just like he kind of seems like
a bud i guess that's my bud penguins zero penguin zero interesting because i really wonder i'm just
like hmm i know it is wild but also i feel like there's a lot of youtuber influences in general
that like their personality
is just so good that no matter what, people are like plugged in.
Even like Tana and Brooke sometimes.
Like I feel like there's podcasts where Tana will come in and not really know what to talk
about, but she just talks and it's like still interesting.
No, for sure.
Yeah.
Which I think they're way more interesting than these boys, but these boys be getting
2 million views.
Moist Critical getting like 3 million and just talking about Pokemon cookies.
I'm like crazy.
It is wild. I'm like, crazy. It must be just –
I want to know their analytics.
Well, Jake told me it's mostly girls, but I wonder if Moist Critical – he doesn't give me girl vibes.
He gives me like bud vibes.
Yeah, bud vibes.
The straight – the dexer – what's the website you go to?
Digzerto.
Digzerto vibes.
Totally.
Totally the vibes.
That's when I saw the story.
No way.
I knew it because I was like, no one covers penguins that I look at.
Just you. I love my straight man news way. I knew it. Because I was like, no one covers penguins that I look at. Just you.
I love my straight man news site.
Why does he have two names?
I don't know.
Moist Critical and Penguin Zero.
I don't know.
And his real name is what?
Charlie?
Charlie.
Yeah.
Interesting.
No idea.
You know who else was on Dig Zerto?
Another straight man.
Who?
Straight man.
Hassan.
Hassan.
He's straight, right? I have no idea.
Who are we talking about?
What's his last name?
Piker. Moses knows him.
Oh, yes.
Young Turks.
I'm like, Moses is...
Yes. Oh, yeah.
How do you know? You're like, oh, Piker.
He knows the bro content, I feel like.
Out of all of us.
Is Hassan a bro?
I guess.
I don't know.
I guess just because he's a guy.
And on Twitch.
He gives me bro vibes.
I remember someone said we were on a private jet together with the vlog squad, me and Hasan.
Really?
Were you?
Yeah.
It was like, I didn't remember.
He didn't remember.
But someone found a clip of, it was us and Coachella going to New York.
This is obviously when I'm friends with like David and stuff.
It's like the vlog squad.
It's like Todd and David and me and then like Hassan randomly in there.
Yeah.
That's wild.
Yeah.
It was like late, so I don't remember.
I probably fell asleep.
But I was like, oh, okay.
I know nothing about him.
All I know is he doesn't like rich people.
But then people are like, but you were on a private jet with Trisha.
I don't know.
It's like some – I don't know.
That's what I know about him.
I don't know.
But I'm not political.
Kind of related.
People were on him a little bit, which is also – I feel like he doesn't really get in that much controversy or anything.
But again, Dig Zerto wrote it up.
So I'm guessing people were talking.
Dig Zerto.
Shout out Dig Zerto.
But he kind of got people coming for him a little bit because he was talking about how – he was on a stream and he said that he makes as much as like a 10 year doctor or like law firm
partner would make um and how many and what amount of time like in a day like a month okay um but it
was also because like people were asking a lot of questions about his house so he was trying to like
shut down people asking about his house but then he said that um like who cares who gives a shit
um i i mean i make like you know how much a tenured doctor
or law firm partner would make okay which is a lot for the average joe it is a lot
but these mother effers think i'm jeff bezos um and because they're so stupid oh my god he just
seems aggressive everything i've seen about him just seems very aggressive and defensive really
i think i've only i think i've only seen him looking hot. Oh, really? Yeah. I feel like I haven't seen, like, thirst traps.
I haven't seen any of those.
Oh.
I only see thirst traps.
Really?
Not, like, that he posts.
Like, I see people reposting him looking hot all the time.
I've just seen him, like, behind a desk with a high ankle, so I thought he was fat.
You know whenever there's, like, a high ankle looking down, you just think of, like, a fatty?
Oh, he's hot.
But fat.
No.
Like, I think he has, like, abs.
Yeah.
Oh.
He's, like, muscular.
I don't know.
Okay.
You love him. You're a Hasan Stan. I just know that he's hot. He's muscular. Okay. You love him.
You're a Hassan Stan.
I just know that he's hot.
Okay.
Look at Gina Fetty.
He's not aggressive.
He's just a certain.
All I know is that he's hot.
Huh.
Okay.
Yeah.
I just saw something about him recently.
All I know is he hates rich people, but he's rich.
Oh, yeah.
As I'm investigating investigating the story someone said
he's reading the article live investigation here
i told you coming like two hours of sleep long day that's gonna be a chaotic day
um his dad was the ceo of a fortune 500 company and has holdings with a revenue of 152 billion yeah
that's what i just saw this week what that is wild but then i saw next to that it was like on
twitter or something next to that was like in a shirt i saw in a shirt that says like
yeah i did see that and i'm like and all of them are just talking about how like rich people are
getting ahead and also i'm just like you're one of them that's maybe he doesn't like his dad too
that's what's giving what it's giving me.
It's giving me very like
trust fund baby
but like I work hard too
and I stand with the people
and I'm you know
like that's what that gives me
is like them trying to like
be something.
It's giving me very
Cindy Sweeney
Universal Tour Guide.
It's like no you weren't.
You know what I mean?
Very just trying to be relatable
and his uncle is like
one of the young Turks
which is like a big right they're
like a big political i don't remember they used to come for me back in the day i trolled them hard
though because they really thought i was a real person and they used to come for me for all my
roundy videos like this girl is an idiot and then or a sense of that word i don't know what we say
this girl is dumb i don't know i guess you can't say any anymore um so i don't know i don't know
his shit i don't get i don't know obviously he not for me. I just thought he was like a gamer. Does he play games? He's on Twitch, but I think he talks on Twitch.
Yeah.
Do you watch him?
Are you a Hassan fan?
No, I don't like politics.
I don't watch anyone that talks about politics.
Oh, he's always political.
It's all political.
What side is he on?
The good side.
The good side.
I don't know.
Hopefully.
You don't know what he promotes?
What if he's on Trump's side i have no i don't i think
he's liberal i think he's very liberal from what i've seen on twitter i think that's why gay twitter
also likes him because he's hot and liberal so is he for the gays i would i think so i'm
i mean i'm assuming i don't know i probably shouldn't be speaking that much about him
i just know that he's hot i feel like unless you've had gay sex like i feel like you're not
for the gays you know what i mean like you know put your money where you're not like you have to have a taste of it at least
to understand what they go through i don't know maybe your mouth for your mouth yeah
love it yeah maybe he does who knows i know nothing about him but i love that you know
what if he's for the gays and he's great then then we love. Yeah. I think it's normal to be a hypocrite online.
You know what I mean?
It's very normal.
Honestly, true.
Especially if you're live streaming.
Like, when you talk so much like us, like, we contradict ourselves all the time.
Literally.
Also, people forget that, like, politics, in a way, is entertainment.
Like, especially what people do, like, cam, you know, that they just talk about politics.
Yeah. It's a form of entertainment. Oh, my God. Like, especially what people do like him, you know, that they just talk about politics.
It's a form of entertainment.
Oh, my God.
But she meant dating someone like that who's just so like political and like, oh, man,
these rich people.
Why?
Why are you like, oh, my God, you're using napkins.
That's our carbon footprint.
Like he gives me that vibe or something.
Meanwhile, driving like a Lamborghini into his like private jet.
You know what I mean?
It's like and people are like that. I'm telling you, so many people I know have private jets will like be like, oh, my gosh,
you like you throw away underwear. That's like hurting our environment. I'm like you so many people I know who have private jets will like be like oh my gosh you like
you throw away underwear
that's like hurting our environment
I'm like you're going on a private jet
like that's hurting it way more
people are so funny
I mean I get it
I'm the same way
so I'm not judging but
is he married
is he dating
does he have a girlfriend
I don't know
I would love to
I don't think he's married
no
but
yeah
maybe he's dating someone
I don't know
no nothing about him what he just got brought up in your dick sordo yeah and I was like okay I don't think he's married. No. But yeah. Maybe he's dating someone. I don't know.
No nothing about him.
Wait he just got brought up in your Dick Sordo?
Yeah.
And I was like okay.
That's odd news.
I'm sure our audience
is riveted by that.
I thought you would know
because I've seen
I've seen people
and it's like very very sweet
but delusional people
like oh Oscar
kind of looks like him.
No I don't.
Wow.
He's so
but it's like two people
and I'm like I question.
I see it.
From what I remember I can see it from what i remember i
can see it for sure you just said you've seen him from a high angle and he looks humongous but you
like him from the high angle i only thought when you do a high angle oh because she's cut off she
thought that she thought it's very mind space no you know when you're doing a high angle you know
the person's fat so i just thought well he looks really skinny but it's a high angle so i'm saying
you look like the skinny high angle version of him yeah Oh, I love that. Okay. Yeah. I can see it. I don't know. He's so hot.
Wow, really?
You're really into straight.
You're really into the straight podcasters lately because you like that other people.
All my crushes are straight podcasters.
And they all look the same because the other ones you talk about, the Italian ones, they
popped up too.
And I'm like, oh, they kind of look like him too.
They all look the same to me.
They honestly, yeah.
It's like straight, dark hair.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Glasses.
Yeah.
I followed the basement yard guys. Those are the. Glasses. Yeah. I followed the Basement Yard guys.
Those are the ones I think I saw.
I'm doing like – I'm doing the Trish way, which is just like –
Playing back.
Will you come on my podcast?
I keep DMing them.
You are doing that interview if they come on this podcast.
Some of Oscar's guests, I'm just like, okay.
I have nothing to interview.
I'm like, so –
Straight to Patreon.
Yeah. He gets in the pink chair yeah you can sit in the pink chair
I'll sit in the black chair
when they come
I'll be the
the third wheel
I don't know if I'd have that much to say
I'd be like
so
what's it like being so cute
would you
that's so funny
we have a potential
backstreet boy coming on
and I literally
was just thinking about that
I was like
he
yeah
we're whatever
and so
he's like interested
but he's like busy, busy, obviously.
And I'm just like, what would I ask him?
Like, because I'm just such a fan.
And I'm just like – I would just be like, how does it feel to be so, like, famous and
hot and wanted by girls?
I don't know.
Like, I feel like I couldn't do a real interview with him.
I'd just be so giddy.
I'd be like, wow.
Like, what does it feel to be, like, a Backstreet Boy?
Like, it's just, you know.
That's me interviewing David back in the day.
What did you say?
What were your questions?
I would always, like, watch the vlogs and, like, have questions about, like, the specific things that have happened in the day. What did you say? What were your questions? I would always like watch the vlogs and like have questions
about like the specific things
that have happened in the vlogs.
Like I would do my journalism duty.
Really?
Yeah, but then I'd ask the...
Really?
Were you giggling in the interview?
I think there was one specifically
where I'm like,
you're my celebrity crush.
That's how I opened.
I was like, you're my celebrity crush.
And what did he say?
He's like,
I think there's something wrong with you.
Oh my God.
No,
because I was like,
it's like you and Harry,
not me defending him,
but it's you and Harry Styles
and he was like,
you're putting me
with Harry Styles?
And I was like,
yeah,
I think you're above him.
Wow,
look at you laying it on.
Were you single back then?
I was very much so.
I feel like David's sexuality,
I don't know,
I don't know this either way,
but we don't know,
you know,
I truly don't know.
I mean,
obviously he's dated Liza
and stuff like that,
but yeah, you never know someone so maybe he was i really
put it out i laid it all out on the line i love that you're giving me david dobrik vibes a little
bit with your hat today and your black if you had a black cap it would be david vibes that is true
should we go to dobrik's pizza for a patreon video we should did you ever try it i have tried
oh you did okay yeah i liked it i really yeah i want to get there they have like a penne vaca
pizza like a pasta pizza i think i had the plain like cheese when i Yeah, I liked it. Really? Yeah. I want to get there. They have like a penne vodka pizza, like a pasta pizza.
I think I had the plain like cheese when I went and I liked it.
So basic.
I remember they were out of like the garlic bread though.
And I was like, oh.
How are you out of it at a pizza place that serves like five items?
I would go.
I just don't want to support him.
Did Dave Portnoy already review it?
He did.
He said it wasn't good.
Oh.
Yeah.
Dave Portnoy, like that's what I know from his doing pizza reviews.
That's what I'm saying.
If he gets upset about me saying no one admires you, I'm like, you do pizza reviews.
Yeah, I admire Dave.
There you go.
Most demographic.
No, he went to Dobrik's Pizza and, like, said it wasn't good.
He's just like, it's not good pizza.
Sorry.
There you have it.
Done.
Pizza game spoke.
There's our title.
Oh, David. there you have it done pizza game spoke there's our title oh David we can film
we can do a road trip
there
in the pizza
in the back
oh my god
that's like a dedication
for our Patreon
but we are dedicated
to our Patreon
not to go back to that
but you guys
really are pulling through
I'm like you know what
whatever we need
a separate day
an extra day
like let's give
our full energy
we had a guest here also
soon coming up
that has a whole show
on Patreon and like
okay she came up this week i mean we got inspired you know it was inspiring like we are
like as patreon grows also our ambitions with what to do there yeah yeah she has a full scripted show
on there like it's crazy and she's been doing it like four seasons your movie is about to happen
she's gonna do a movie i think she's yeah, yeah. No, I'm talking about you. Oh, me. Yeah.
What's my movie?
We'll write it.
Get it right.
Exactly.
I have no ambition to do a movie.
Do I?
Maybe that's what the movie is about.
Trisha trying to be in a movie.
Oh, yes.
Someone's movie.
Well, that girl, our upcoming guest did say I could be in her movie if she does it.
So I'm trying to get in there somewhere.
Thanksgiving too.
Or this girl, she's great.
I'm excited for her. Yeah, we have a good guest coming up this Thursday. We have great guests. We've always had great guests. We somewhere. Thanksgiving too or this girl. She's great. I'm excited for her.
Yeah, we have a good guest coming up this Thursday.
We have great guests.
We've always had great guests.
We have another great guest coming this Thursday.
But yeah, hopefully a Backstreet Boy will be coming on.
I'd be so excited.
Oh my God.
I think about it and I'm just like – God, I would just cry because I was such a Backstreet
Boy fan and I think it's like one of those things like if he was sitting here – because
you know you get older and it kind of like subdues or whatever.
Obviously, I'm not like someone – I don't talk about them like the weekend or something
like that, but I was just such a fan back in the day.
It'd be so weird to like look at someone that you thought you were going to marry like
when you were like 10, you know, and just be like – I would just want to sing like
tell me why ain't nothing but a – do you know it?
Heartache.
Tell me why ain't nothing but a mistake.
Tell me why. Ain't nothing but a mistake. Tell me why.
I never want to hear you say.
I want it that way.
That was pretty good.
Wow.
That was pretty good.
He knew the lines.
I was testing Moses on his Backstreet Boys knowledge the other day and he kind of knew
too.
I was like, that's good.
I have a medium knowledge, I think.
That's good.
Yeah. Wow.
I think some songs,
they play them a lot in my 24-hour fitness
actually. Really? Yeah, in the morning.
Better than Maroon 5. That's for sure.
Backstreet Boys are just so catchy.
They're just so good. I really hope it works out.
I don't want to ping him too much. He was like, yeah, I'm down to do it.
He's kind of in the area and stuff like that, but
I don't want to be annoying. Yeah.
You know what I mean? I feel like if he wants to you know it's okay but let me go pay him one more time
ice spice responded i didn't see it i just saw the replies like she said yes but where did she
say yes so the questions were for like a twitter spaces where it's like all audio oh shoot i saw
someone scream in court of the audio wait did you hear her yeah she said like she loves people who
talk a lot and like talk fast so she said that that. She said, yeah, I would love to.
I love people who talk a lot and talk fast.
Wait, girl, what?
Should I hit the manager up?
I don't want to be annoying either.
I don't want to be like that annoying.
Maybe I just will.
I guess she said it.
I want ice spice on.
I love her like 40-inch wig.
I want to get like a 40-inch wig like hers. I'd be like in my little jean shorts and fishnets.
I think it would be so cute.
Oh, God, that would be amazing.
I would love ice spice.
Ice spice, this Backstreet
Boy, and then I'd be
happy. And then Basement Yard.
You can
host that one. I'll co-host with you.
That'd be an interesting episode. It's like
what is that called?
What's it called when you invite the girl?
The girl invites the boy to dance. Oh, it's like the
Oh, my God, what is it? The homecoming thing.
Yeah. It's like the It has a name. Yeah, like Sandy something. dance. Oh, it's like the, oh my God, what is it? The homecoming thing. It's like the.
It has a name.
Yeah, like Sandy something.
Yeah.
Wait, now it's going to kill me.
I know.
Sadie Talkins.
Yes.
Okay, I was like, what is it?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's very sad.
I don't know why that's.
But you know what I mean.
It is very sad, yeah.
You can sit in the pink chair.
You can host.
I'd be happy to be your co-host on that one.
That'd be amazing, actually.
Brooke also loves him. We'll have Brooke come on. Okay. That'd be amazing, actually. Brooke also loves them.
We'll have Brooke come on.
Me and Brooke just floating with them.
My nightmare having five hosts at once.
We all have our cameras.
More microphones, more chairs.
Oh, my God.
There's so many people.
It just gets to be so much.
Even now, there's so much I look at back and forth.
I'm just like, this is a lot of people to look at and talk to.
Oh, man.
We could have Tana come back on before their tour.
She's supposed to come on.
That tour is going to be wild.
It's going to be wild.
Yeah.
I don't know how they're going to do it.
We've got to do one before and one after.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Let's see your experiences before and after.
This is me before tour.
Yeah.
That'd be interesting.
What did you think about Larry David chokingid choking elmo on the today show
what i've seen larry david everywhere you're a larry david fan i see i don't particularly care
for him to be honest but what and why was it a bit no elmo was doing was on this day show um
talking about like mental health awareness or something and
larry david was also there promoting what was it curb your enthusiasm or something there's a new
season season and they had the coffee shop yeah in venice it's larry's lattes two separate projects
that were going on but larry just crashed the elvis uh the elvis the elmo interview and choked
them but like a bit like they just got they planned it no elmo did not know
what did he do was the puppeteer just took his hand out or what he's like he just like went with
it and he said it wasn't nice but then the the host asked larry to apologize to elmo and he did
but then he took it back later he's like actually i would do it again i would choke him in the
heartbeat it has to be obviously scripted. It can't be real.
No, Elmo and the puppeteer didn't know.
Like, they weren't in the host.
No one was in on it.
And where were they at?
They were like –
The Today Show.
And where was he at?
The Today Show.
He was just a different segment scheduled, and he just popped into the interview.
He just ran into the – yeah, onto the couch where Elmo was, behind the couch, and just
grabbed him, choked him out.
I did not see this one.
I don't get Larry David.
I'm just going to say it. Hot take or not hot take i don't really do you know him i'm surprised you even
cared about it i don't watch career enthusiasm and i don't know much about him i just saw because
elmo has gone through a lot that this past week because he asked how everyone was doing on twitter
and everyone trauma dumped on him elmo were not great and was quote tweeting and saying all this
like terrible stuff and i'm like wow elmo's really sorry that you're going through all this.
So Elmo had a hard week.
Elmo's three years old also.
No, he's not.
Elmo's been around for literally 40 years.
It's the lore.
The lore of Elmo's like he's three years old.
Oh, my God.
He's the scam.
He's like, I'm three.
It's like, ew.
You're not.
You're 40.
Stop it.
Ew.
I don't like it.
I don't like Elmo.
I don't like it.
Another hot take.
It's not Sesame Street.
I don't let my daughter watch it. Even Valleywood doesn't like Elmo. No. He's creepy. I don't like it. I don't like Elmo. I don't like... Another hot take is not Sesame Street. I don't let my daughter watch it.
Even Ballywood doesn't like Elmo.
No, he's creepy.
I don't like it.
The Tickle Me Elmo, nothing, nothing.
I don't think any child's story should be like Tickle Me.
His voice is just...
His voice is not...
Yeah.
Too high-pitched.
Deserving, if you ask me.
Deserving of all of it.
Thank you, Larry.
You did service to all of us.
Yeah.
Larry...
Larry David also annoys me
I don't know
he's just
I have something about him
I've seen him in so many interviews lately
did you see the one of him
on the red carpet
and he's like
ask me an original question
I'm so over these like
you know people
and they're like
why did you choose to end the show
he's like
he's like
damn it
he's like
50 people asked me this question
like I said to ask an original one
and I was like
damn
he is really old and crotchety
I guess that's his character right
it's his stick I guess yeah I think really old and crotchety. I guess that's his character, right? It's his dick, I guess,
yeah.
I think it's just him,
honestly.
I mean,
I guess the goal is
that if you're like that
then people just think
it's like your bit,
you know,
and people love it.
You just get to be
an asshole all the time.
And people love it.
Someone said he's worth
like a billion dollars
or something like that.
I would believe it.
Because he created Seinfeld,
Curb Your Enthusiasm,
I'm sure he gets
a ton of money from it.
Yeah,
it's like,
why is he doing
a set last season?
It's like, just let it go. I feel like when you're on a high, just like, I don't know, I never watch a show either. I can't money from it. Yeah, it's like, why is he doing a set last season? It's like, just let it go.
I feel like when you're on a high, just like, I don't know.
I never watch the show either.
I can't get into it.
Same.
I don't know anything.
I know his persona, and I know he choked Elmo, and that's about all I know.
I didn't even see that.
And I saw a lot of Larry David this week, and I did not see that.
Is he a hot topic?
I was all over Twitter.
Hot topics are like Hassan and Larry David.
I told you the vibe is chaotic today.
That's chaotic.
I was ready for some
fun girly antics.
Yeah.
What's the tea?
Do we have tea?
Kiki Palmer?
Did you see Bobby Altaf?
Bobby Altaf.
Kiki Palmer interviewed
Bobby Altaf.
And called her a plant.
Yeah.
Told her she was a plant.
Bobby Altaf is just like
What?
I feel like that's what
you would do if you
interviewed Bobby. But like I think you're a plant. No. I'm a really bad interviewer in that way. Even the questions you gave me for was just like very you coded I feel like I feel like that's what you would do if you interviewed Bobby
but like I think
you're a plant
no I'm a really bad
interviewer in that way
even the questions
you gave me for our
last guest on Saturday
I'm like
I can't ask these questions
too hardball really
some of them were like
very
and I was like
okay let me just
tone it back a little bit
I don't want to be like
yeah I mean
Trisha's not confrontational
no people tell me
they're tea
if somebody's like
attacking her maybe
but not
if somebody just comes
it's like so yeah i'm not gonna be
like no that's true i guess i could see me making you ask her but like i don't want to ask that
i guess you would accidentally be confrontational kind of like jeff with the eye like you know
definitely i'm just being awkward for sure that i know i'm worried about when we have
our straight boys coming on this week i'm just like like, ah, I feel so awkward with straight people.
I ask them like weird questions and stuff like that.
But all the time she was here, I wouldn't – can I be for real?
I wouldn't even like – not that she wants to come on, but I wouldn't even know what to ask.
I would just be like – there's nothing.
There's nothing for me.
There's no question I have.
Why is she the leader of the Drake video?
Would you even ask that?
But it's like she doesn't answer it.
Like didn't Kiki ask her? And she's like, I i don't know i guess it's like something you have to ask
him i'm not sure we're friends we talked we just like we texted i was like okay so what i love that
kiki was like and we have the same manager she's like i've been working 15 years you just got here
yesterday you know really yeah oh i didn't see that part oh yeah so yeah she's a plant she has
the same agent as kiki palmer like it's the, yeah, she's a plant. She has the same agent as Keke Palmer. Like, it's the same.
It's a – not a plant, but you have the connections.
And that's what the plant is, right? That's what she's saying.
It's like if you have connections in the industry, you're a plant.
Yeah.
I have zero connections.
But if you have, like, connections of some type and it's like you're a mid-talent – and
it's, like, not a bad thing.
Like, I'm a mid-talent.
That's why I do a podcast.
Like, you know what I mean?
But if you're a mid-talent and you blow up so big, you know, it's kind of like, okay,
plant.
She has a connection.
I'm hoping to be a plant.
Like, I hope I have a connection. Like, Zach's saying, okay, like, he was trying to get me a TV show. I was like, where know? It's kind of like, okay, plant. She has a connection. I'm hoping to be a plant. Like, I hope I have a connection.
Like, Zach's saying, okay, like, he was trying to get me a TV show.
We're trying to water the freaking plant.
Yes, let me get in that. But I feel,
I don't know. I just think, like,
I'm so kind of over her in general.
I like Kiki Palmer. Me too. I thought Kiki
was fun. Like, she actually went there.
I thought that was pretty iconic. Yeah.
She was, but Bobby takes herself
so seriously in, like, interviews interviews and I'm just like it's
not – and she says nothing.
It's like give a little tea.
Give a little something about Drake, you know.
Why was it taken down?
Like that's what people want to know and you can't answer that question.
You guys are friends.
So why was it taken down?
Like it doesn't make any sense.
Well, another podcast that people thought was kind of shady towards you.
Did you see this?
The Renee rap on Octopus Lover?
No.
You didn't see this?
I'm scared.
To preface, I don't think it was about you because it was kind of vague, you know?
Which one was being shady? Octopus or
Renee rap?
Octopus Lover.
Octopus Lover. I think it's
Jake is his name. Jake.
Who was at the Grammys. So I'm going to say he's a TikTok
plant. He was there with Alex Earl
and Chris Olsen. I'm like,
these are all plants. Why are they all
the Grammys? His podcast is like,
it's so... Oh, Tate McRae. Yeah.
What? He's the new Bobby.
No, for sure. It's that
Sophia Range, Grange
Richie connection he has. For sure
that. And now he's going to be on
Canceled. Wait, really?
Yes, now he's going to be on Canceled. Good for? Yes, now he's going to be a guest on Cancelled.
Good for them. They be getting those guests.
Well, we mentioned him our first episode
and he wanted to come on, but we just forgot to follow up.
No, I followed up. I have a feeling
he just saw the little bit of clip, but I think he didn't see the full
context where I said I didn't know who he was
because I didn't. Now I love you. You're great.
You're obviously an icon. But I did
ask him to be on and I never heard back from him.
Last I heard, he still likes you. okay as far as yeah i didn't know but i don't know a lot of
people so i don't know but i know she's big and i know you had her on your podcast and i know your
friends are sophia richie grange so and he had renee rap um on his new episode and he i think
he asked like what's pissed you off this week? And she resurfaced the ageism thing.
And then she said that she saw someone.
She didn't say who, but she said she saw someone who took it very, very personally.
And they got really upset about it.
And then that made her double down on it.
And she's like, this is why I don't like millennial women and blah, blah, blah, blah.
Well, girl, you're going to be one soon. I'm going to go back and blah, blah, blah. Well, girl, you're going to be one soon.
I'm going to go back and double down and triple down on mine too.
You're going to be one soon.
And it's not going to feel great, especially in the Broadway world.
They kick you to the curb real quick when you're old.
You know what I mean?
It's just how it is.
And Sam Foster is a good example.
Yes, she's on Broadway right now.
But I'm just saying, like, they kind of kick you to the curb when you're old.
So I'm going to triple down on that.
I did take it personal.
I still take it personal.
It's still crazy to me. I think about that particular, uh, um, not argument. What is
it? What are we having a discussion? And I was just, I still am like, no, I'm right in this one.
I am right in this one. I definitely see, like, I see why people get upset about it. I just am not
personally, but I think I just get that sense of humor and I'm not even going to defend it anymore
because I'm like, if you get upset about it, I'm like, I see why people would get upset about it.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, yeah.
But just me personally, I do not.
And granted, I'm a millennial man, obviously, so it's a little bit different.
Definitely.
A millennial man versus a millennial woman.
Yeah.
Aging women have a heart.
They just do.
It is true.
But I – and again, I don't think she's talking about you.
I think she was talking about you i think she was talking about
that one it was like i think it's called the social it was like a panel like talk show kind
of like the view vibes and they were like really going in like yeah because she saw a person not
people she said there was one person in particular on that and that one went like very viral on
well i think we're pretty viral too i'm gonna say it's about me you not you wanting to claim
the beef i wanted to claim that
beef that'd be everything she saw my thing and she was like mad about it i love it like rachel
zechler when she saw me on zach saying like so random just being like hmm i wasn't expecting
this from trisha paytas like that's iconic to me it is actually it's like wow that's crazy that you
like care what i have to say about you i guess that's. Of course it's my two like girlies, Rachel and Renee. I know. So I'm going to have to go DM her too.
I was on,
Rachel and Renee rap.
I like Renee rap.
I just don't like the ageism.
I think you can like,
it's like me.
I think you can like the person
and not like things they say,
you know.
That's true.
Yeah.
You don't have to co-sign
everything someone says.
I like her.
I love her.
I love, love, love her.
I always stand by it.
I love her in Mean Girls.
I love her.
Period.
Just not the ageism.
Comma.
Not the ageism. I think that's a fair point yeah but
she i mean there probably was a lot of people has a lot to say about it i mean it was a hot topic
for a reason people had to say about it but i mean um one woman aging woman that i love is coming
back wendy williams february 24th did you see the trailer yeah it made me psych it's hard seeing someone like you like grew up
watching and like love you know struggle but i'm happy she's like you know her her and her family
are like sharing this story though she said she was her money's all gone like she's is it because
they because wells fargo put her in the conservatorship right i think so what like how
like bank of america's gonna put me in a conservatorship like how like how do they deem that i know it's crazy yeah and like everything's
been so murky so to finally like learn about what's been going on and where she's been will
be very interesting even the sisters like i don't know where she's at like they're interviewing like
i have no idea where she is right now but it's it's actually her right the one where she's in
the blonde wig on her chair is actually her now yeah that's why i'm i'm kind of confused because i mean it seems like it's a her and her family
like doing it right because they're interviewing her directly so it doesn't look like it's like
someone else producing this right documentary or like whatever it is you know the special
it looks like it's her and she's involved in it she kind of looked like me with the blonde wig
she had like a blonde short wavy bob.
It was very me in episode like 45 of Hot Topics.
I was very giving Wendy and I was like
Wendy's giving me which is kind of great.
She had the pink lipstick. She had her big chair.
I was just like
we're kind of one and the same. I would love
Wendy come on the podcast. She was supposed to have
her own podcast and I'm like what happened with that?
The whole thing is so weird.
It is very very weird because it was supposed to be a own podcast. And I'm like, what happened with that? Like, the whole thing is so weird. It is very, very weird.
Because it was supposed to be a Spotify thing.
Right.
Yeah.
It gives me dark vibes a little bit.
It kind of gives me spooky vibes.
I mean, it does seem very, like, ominous.
And, like, she doesn't seem, like, very aware of, like, what's going on in a lot of things, too.
So it made me kind of sad.
But I'm interested to see, obviously, you know, because it's freaking Wendy.
I was so excited.
I know.
I was so excited.
When you see it now, it's like, what new Wendy Williams finally reveals where she's at in
a new documentary.
And you're like, oh, shit.
But then you see it and it's like, oh, it's kind of sad.
I know.
So I have very mixed feelings.
The Rene Rapp effect, though.
That's the thing she did good.
She was asking where Wendy is.
And then literally it's called Where is Wendy?
They answered the question.
They answered the call for Rene Rapp.
Yeah.
And she looks good.
I mean, she looks good. I don't know her mental state but she looks good yeah i thought she looked pretty
cool i love her i can't wait for her to come back um at least with that i'm excited i don't know if
she'll ever come back to tv god it would be great though i know i love wendy so much we need it in
this like world of all these like kelly clarkson's i'm just like okay have you seen like especially
with like the past couple weeks when there's all these like you know feuds and stuff people made like the bat symbol but instead
of the bat it's like Wendy's pink chair it was like Wendy we need you now more than ever oh
really I haven't seen that that's so cute that's so what we need it's true it's like there's no
one like refreshing and as close as I am to Wendy I'm just not I'm just not as brave as Wendy I
don't you know what I mean she really didn't care and I think maybe in like 10 years maybe I'm not gonna care so much I'll be like or if my kids are grown I'm like oh it brave as Wendy. Totally. You know what I mean? She really didn't care. And I think maybe in like 10 years, maybe I'm not going to care so much.
I'll be like – or if my kids are grown, I'm like, oh, it's back to being crazy Trish.
You know what I mean?
But she really didn't care and I love that about her.
I think it's very different because like she just said what she said and then she left
her show and she went home.
You know what I mean?
Oh, I love it.
It's not like you open your laptop and then you have to like see the comments and stuff.
I think that's how I'll be in my 40s.
I think I'll be like that.
Whereas like too complicated to check my phone.
Like say what I say.
Couldn't care less what anyone says because I'm making so much money and I can just live
off this the rest of my life like one day.
One day we'll get past the wokeness of it all.
We're a little woke now in our woke era.
I'm hoping to go back into not trolling era but just don't care era.
Yeah.
I kind of – yeah.
Speak what's on your mind.
Sometimes – because I do get scared.
Sometimes I'm like, ooh, I don't know.
I don't want to say everything on my mind.
Totally.
And I feel like it's case by case.
Like sometimes it's like –
Some people don't scare me.
Yeah.
Like Matt Rife doesn't scare me.
Yeah.
But who scares me?
Kanye scares me.
Who?
Kanye.
Oh, Kanye.
Yeah.
A little bit.
Yeah.
Especially he's around.
Yeah.
He's in this area.
Yeah.
I'm like, you just never know, you know?
I don't know.
Kardashians seem to have a lot of power too.
They kind of scare me a little bit.
Yeah, I guess so.
I think they have the power to like shut something down.
Oh, yeah.
Like copyright or something.
I don't know.
You know what I mean?
Like I feel like there's something there.
Yeah, that's why I'm with like Taylor.
I think she has – definitely has that.
True.
Okay, take back.
We take back what we say about the conspiracy.
We do not think you're a political affiliation.
You're just a girl who's crushing it right now.
Making your relationships public.
But before we end, by the way, I need to get this out there.
This is me manifesting.
Oh, no.
The Trisha's versions of all the songs that have been erased off TikTok.
I just need you.
I don't know how we're going to do it, but I just need you to rerecord every song that
UMG has erased from TikTok, and everyone can use you. And just do the vocals for, but I just need you to re-record every song that UMG has erased on TikTok and everyone can use you
as a...
And just do the vocals for it.
I would absolutely love to.
Would I have to have
the music behind me
or just me?
I kind of think
it could just be you.
I've seen some where
people just singing
without like the instrumental.
I feel like if anyone
can pull that off,
it's you.
I had to like look up
some of the songs
by the artists
that got removed.
Like I only knew
one Olivia Rodrigo song.
I only knew one
Harry Styles song.
I'm like...
I think that's good. Maybe just like the biggest hit from each of the umg that's what i was trying
to look up i was trying to see like okay what's the biggest one from them even taylor i was like
what's a hot taylor song right now like it was hard for me i guess whatever is like the trendy
tiktok song what's like the trendy one now what's like the big tiktok song um i think the last one
i've seen it's been a minute because since she had like the big um i think the last one i've seen it's been a minute because
since she had like the big one i think the last one i saw was uh slut is what it was called yeah
with who by who by taylor's way she's not called so a lot oh my god how not on brand for her
what's it about about her she's like if if they call me a slut it might as well be worth it for
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I've never heard that song. It's on TikTok?
I feel like TikTok is so, like, bans
everything. Like, if you say one bad word.
The other one, Karma, was also big on there for a minute.
Karma's a boyfriend.
I don't know that one. Best Believe, I'm Still Bejeweled.
Oh, yeah.
All that's in a room, all lies in on me.
And then I really want you to do Get Him Back by Libby Rodrigo.
How's it go?
I want to get him back.
I want to make him really jealous.
I want to make him feel bad.
Something like that.
I want to get him back.
I want to make him feel jealous or something like
that period it sounds like a sad boy it sounds like a sad boy yeah i always felt her songs were
the one oliver you song i know sounds sad but the good for you you think you have been holding
on me if you ever cared as babe i was going with my tune sorry don't make those faces that's why people say i mean to moses i just saw it for the
first time it's a hostage face moses this is why people think i mean to you i was joking and you
know it i never make that face no you just did it no never before oh my god i just no i was so
excited because i'm like we have an independent artist here that all her music is still on tiktok
your entire catalog is still available.
It's still on TikTok, but TikTok won't let me claim it.
Oh, that's something that we wanted to bring up to you, the judges.
The viewers, because it's like Snapchat too.
I hate that it's at the end of the show, but whatever.
It's like TikTok, all my music's on TikTok and they like, oh, claim your music.
And so you have to go through a verification process or whatever.
And I showed like all my music, where I like whatever who i am and they denied me to claim
my own songs what did you know when you go to musicians tiktok on when you swipe left there
all their music there there's a tab with their music and she doesn't have that they won't put
it i applied and they're like denied what that's so That's so weird. I was like, man.
And no one else is claiming because you do have to show verification that it's your songs
and stuff like that.
But I'm like, it's literally my songs.
I own 100% of them.
So annoying.
Because this was the time to get it out there.
I was like, now's the time.
Use my songs.
And they're stopping me.
Everyone keeps stopping me.
All these roadblocks.
But if Austin McBroom wanted to make a little song, I'm sure he'd be able to claim them.
Oh, that song is on there.
He has one with DDG.
Are you serious?
It's literally like, eight years, we're not talking, but I'm in my RV.
Is that his song?
Yes.
He already made a song about this divorce that never happened.
And DDG is in it.
And they're in the RV.
Oh, yeah.
And he has his little silk wrap on and his pajamas and just looking sad.
The patriarchy.
The patriarchy is so real.
Oh, my God. TikTok patriarchy is so real.
Oh my God.
TikTok, give me my music.
Otherwise, I'm joining UMG.
Or who's on TikTok?
I don't even know who's on TikTok.
What brand is on?
I don't know.
Is there any music left on TikTok?
I don't know.
Like Warner Bros.
Oh, I'm going to Warner Bros. Sony?
I'm going to Sony too.
No, Michael Jackson said Sony is the devil
to not go on there.
So we're not going on there.
Stay independent.
I want to be on the next season
of Traitors.
Traitors 3.
I love Alan Cumming.
We didn't talk about it
but we don't need to really.
Do we?
I don't know.
It was great.
I just love it.
So good.
Oh God, I love Alan Cumming so much.
Manifesting Trish season 3.
Oh my.
Which even Janelle
who's on season 2
put you on her roster.
I was very excited about it.
I was like, yes.
I would cosplay as Alan Cumming in every movie he's ever done. I was very excited about it. I was like, yes, I would cosplay
as Alan Cumming
in every movie he's ever done.
I would love to be him
as Sandy Frink.
I would love to be him
in Josie and the Pussycats,
Schmigadoon.
I would just cosplay
all his cabaret.
Oh my God.
I would so go on there
and be the MC
with like my little suspenders
and every time he'd come in,
I'd be like,
good evening,
ladies and gentlemen.
I'd be like,
welcome and benvenu,
benu cabaret.
I would love it.
I love him so much. Every time he comes on screen, I always tell Moses, I love him so much.
Every time he comes on screen, I always tell Moses I love him.
Moses did not think he was gay either.
I was like, he's gay.
Yeah, he's like, is he gay?
I just asked him.
Babe.
I was like, is he acting or is he gay?
Is he over the top or is he gay?
I do love his outfits on that show, though.
It's very masculine.
I think you would look good in those.
The blue glasses and the berets.
He's just so dramatic. I just love the drama of that show. This is the first time. This is you would look good in those. The blue glasses and the berets. He's just so dramatic.
I just love the drama of that show.
This is the first time.
This is the first week we watched it and we binged it.
Well, season two.
We haven't watched season one.
And I just love the drama.
I love the dramatic side of it all.
He's so theatrical.
He's so theatrical.
He's so in it.
He is RuPaul in season two where he's just so into it with the people.
Where he goes to the traders.
He's like, like, what do we do here? Oh, you'll never see me again. Like, he's just so into it with the people. Where he goes to the traders. He's like, like, what do we do here?
Oh, you'll never see me again.
Like, he's so dramatic.
And I love it.
I would participate.
The show gives me a little demonic vibes.
I'm not going to lie.
There's very, like, demonic symbolism in it a little bit.
And then the marching to the death.
And the wolves and the ravens and the crows.
Yeah, and the castle alone.
Although it's very salt burn.
I would definitely be, like, the naked person.
Tell me to the root. You know what I mean? I forgot that scene. I need to watch it because I don't remember that scene at all. I know it's at salt burn. I would definitely be like the naked person. Tell me to the root.
You know what I mean?
I haven't,
I forgot that scene.
I need to watch it
because I don't remember
that scene at all.
I know it's at the end,
but I,
like,
anyways.
But to see Alan Cumming
every single day,
I would just be,
and you know,
I've always thirsted for him.
Even in the Oversharing podcast,
we talked about him,
I talked about him
every single episode.
I just love him.
I didn't know he had this show.
I just,
everything about him
makes me so happy.
I love him.
And actually,
we don't know for sure if he's gay, right? I don't know for sure he might be bi we don't know he
might be straight i have no idea do we know if he has a partner i maybe i just made that up
maybe he does because yeah you know i always just assumed he was gay but maybe he's not i actually
have no idea you know some people you just assume we're gay and you're just like oh yeah and then they're not yeah okay anyways love him and love the
traders thank you for putting me on that this last one was really great yeah really what a show
what a show but it's also like these people that they find like from the real world like 2002 i'm
like how am i not on this like i don't understand like trishel and ct i remember that when i'm like
10 years old and i'm like i show them pictures I'm like oh my god
like look at these people they look so different or
then there's people I've just never heard of on the show
like literally I'm just like what show are they from
like there's some
below deck or something yeah the new
girl's like I'm from below deck I'm like what
and then that girl comes on like she's hot shit
she's like acting like she's a star I was like
who are you like what
it's weird and the big brother people I just I just don't know them, I guess.
I don't know.
I don't know half these people.
Then there's like a random boxer in there.
Oh, yeah.
He was really random.
Random.
The guy from Parliament.
Whatever he's from.
Parliament?
That's the most random.
He's really random.
Because he's not even American.
He's not a game player.
He's never been on reality TV.
I was like, how is he in this?
This is very weird.
Very weird.
That was giving me.
Why? He just fits the time and atmosphere.
But like, oh, Brady shakes it in the way he talks.
He does keep up.
I will say, I probably couldn't pass the physical to get on that show.
They run everywhere.
They run so far and they walk so far.
I was like, how are they not dying?
I pass out going literally up our stairs.
I don't know how they're not dying.
Although if Alan Cumming was there, I would definitely like, I would definitely, and then
sometimes he's like in the house and like interacting with them.
Oh my god.
I'd be interacting all the time.
I'd just be like, hey.
But you're going into your ripped muscle era, you said.
That is true.
Well, I wonder if they film in the fall because like if they're filming season three, maybe
they're going to film this fall.
I would love to.
All I need is three months after I get birth, I get back into shape.
I think it's quick.
I don't think it's a long filming.
I don't think so either.
I feel like it's a week.
No.
Really? I feel like maybe 10 days. Really? I don't think it's quick. I don't think it's a long filming. I don't think so either. I feel like it's a week. No. Really?
I feel like maybe 10 days.
Really?
I don't think it's long.
It's not like Celebrity Big Brother or anything.
Even the Jungle.
I told you the Jungle one reached out to me.
I don't know if it's – I think it's not even a celebrity.
I don't know.
One of the Jungle ones reached out to me and it was only like two weeks or something.
Yeah.
I feel like it's short.
That's great because like Celebrity Big Brother in hindsight it was short.
It was like – I think it's like two – it's like maybe six weeks.
That's kind of long.
That is kind of long.
That's long.
Yeah, two weeks I could do.
Yeah.
I wonder if they don't have phones in the Traders?
I think they do.
Like they film and then they go to a hotel and then they just like chill.
They don't stay at the castle?
How do you know?
The producers said it.
Who said it?
The producers.
Which one?
Of the show, the Traders.
I don't know the name.
I just read like an –
Oh, what?
I didn't see.
They did an interview?
I read an article.
Yeah. And then like they stayed at a hotel? Mm-hmm. Oh Traitors. I don't know the name. I just read like an article. Where did you see? They did an interview? Yeah.
And then like they said a hotel?
Oh, perfect.
That explains a lot.
Yeah.
Because we were wondering like how do you not at nighttime.
Tell who's leaving.
I would be in the hallways trying to peek and see who's walking somewhere.
Well, perfect.
You guys can all come over.
I can come see the babies at night.
Okay.
That makes sense.
Because I was like, I don't want to be around with my babies that long.
But oh my God, that's so.
Wow.
So you can in theory have a glam team because I thought, oh, they have to do their own hair and makeup,
but they can have a glam team. I'm sure they do
because they all look good. They all look
like makeup. No, I don't think they have a glam team.
You don't think? The only one who has
fierce makeup is Phaedra,
but I think she does it herself. I guess.
Everyone else looks like they did it themselves, I think.
I guess so. I guess you save money. You probably don't get paid
a lot, so maybe you save money because you just spend your whole budget on glam
also i don't think scottish scotland would have great glam teams i don't know i could be wrong
but i'm sure they're not like specializing but i i would love it oh it looks so much fun especially
when they did the funeral i was thinking my chemical romance like marching to my own funeral
i could have been gerard way or something anyways i would love to get on it um hit me up i don't
know how to apply for these
things you see and parvati who's on it did i think she did the same she did paper magazine
a shoot and it gave me the same vibes as yours what was it i didn't see it was just like at
her house and it was just like very casual and like it was her posing in front of a big screen
tv of her on the tv in these little outfits it was very trish coded i think it might have been
the same art director or something. Probably. Because it was like
a gay guy
who was just like standing
and it's like,
oh, mother convention,
like Parvati,
mother, queen.
It was very loud.
You love Parvati.
I don't love her.
Love her.
Why?
Like, she doesn't stand out
either way.
She's like not bad or good.
She's such a mother.
Maybe you're the CR on Survivor
because on Survivor
she is like mother.
I think that term,
I saw Drag Queen today,
people are overusing
mother a little bit.
Parvati is a mother.
I think if you and Parvati were together, it would be a mother convention.
I'll take it.
I don't get any vibes from her.
I wouldn't be like, I need to.
Oh, she's so slay.
And the gays love her.
The gays, literally, she got paper magazine because there's young gays over there.
Like, literally, same thing as you.
Like, we need to get Parvati on the cover.
Honestly, anyone who, yeah, if the gays like her,
I like her.
You know what I mean?
She is a gay icon.
But I love the gays.
You know what I mean?
Like I said,
I'd rather go with,
is there any gay guys
on Twitter?
Just Alan Cummings, I guess.
I guess so.
Is there any other
gay guys on there?
Allegedly.
We don't know.
True.
God, I love him.
I think you're right.
I think it's,
I don't think anyone else is.
Homophobic much over there
in Scotland.
Yeah. I wonder why. T. Well, that one truns. Peppermint. Oh, yeah're right. I think it's, I don't think anyone else is. Homophobic much over there in Scotland. What the hell? Yeah.
I wonder why.
T.
Well, that one trans.
Peppermint.
Oh, yeah, right.
Peppermint.
Did not last long, though.
I was like, hmm.
Yeah, of course it went out.
I would claim,
I'm not one of those people
to just claim whatever,
but a little bit transphobic
because I was like, why?
It was very point.
Trishel had a,
I should do like an apology
because it was very like pointed.
It felt.
It was very odd.
Yeah. She did it? It was your apology? Yeah, when the premiere. It just felt that way, I just drew like an apology because it was very like pointed. It felt. It was very odd. Yeah.
Yeah.
She did it with a straight apology?
Yeah.
When the premiere.
It just felt that way.
I'm not the first person
to jump on that bandwagon
because I know everyone's just,
people were all equal,
whatever,
but it's just like,
it felt a little bit.
It was so aggressive
and out of nowhere
that it's like,
huh?
Like.
Yeah.
Why?
Why?
Yeah.
Anyways.
Anyway.
Anyway,
that's our catch line.
Anyway.
All right, guys.
Thank you for watching.
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I know.
No, you're so good.
You really are just, like, so good.
You always have such a good attitude.
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