Just Trish - Jake Shane's Oscars Interview BACKLASH + Brooke Schofield Faces Ugly Wedding Dress Allegations
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Do you think the kid was annoying?
Oh!
You know, that kid was so damn annoying.
And it's the kid that's sick.
And it's like, oh, that's not.
It's J. Jals, Trish here, and you can just call me Trish O. Conner.
Sorry.
They call me I-Trish, actually.
Look at the I-Tris today.
I'm redhead and bushy-tailed.
I've had lots of corned beef and hash today.
Went to the tavern I did.
And then got some lucky terms,
because they're always after me lucky terms.
you got a little southern with it
I did not
too much spit on that thing
in there
and take it a little southern
my my Irish accent
could use a little bit of work
I'll call Nile
Oh work
And I'm up
See I knew I could remember
Another Irish lad
I've been practicing
For my shows
In May at the Palm Springs
Fantasy Springs
Casino
and the
Royal Alar Hall show
I've been doing
I close with the One Direction song
That's amazing.
Yes.
And it goes with a little montage.
Wow.
If it wasn't sold out, that would have pushed it over the edge.
That little announcement.
I was really rehearsing.
I think I'm going to bring Jeremy as my backup singer because I think it needs like really like some beefed up vocals.
I'm going to do live.
And I think we're going to do it really great.
Yeah.
You can't compete with a synchette.
A singtette.
A singtte.
All by yourself.
Right.
Yes.
And I need, especially if I'm doing like one direction, they had those vocals.
So we need to do those harmonies, if you will.
Just has Carrie Stiles.
It'll work.
Maybe he seems to be around.
Around and attainable.
I mean, right?
Like, you know, in reach, SNL.
Yeah, he's doing, he's really doing the work.
He's doing the press tour.
Yeah.
Maybe.
He'll DM him.
He has his residency, though.
So you might have to, you might need like a Louis Tomlinson extra.
Yeah.
With reach, I think.
Honestly, Louis might be more of a serves.
I was going to say, you and Louis might actually be more iconic.
I think so he's Irish too?
No.
No.
British.
Oh, okay.
Where from Britain, I guess?
I bet Wales.
He gives me Welsh.
He gives me Welsh vibes.
Fibes right.
I'd be like, oh my God, luckiest day ever.
Yorkshire.
Oh, close enough.
I don't know, but I think that's close enough.
I'm celebrating today.
I'm celebrating.
I already got my leprechaun lemonade from Raisin Cain's not sponsored.
I want to take back what I said about Raisin Cain's.
We went at midnight after the Elvis premiere and it was awful.
Oh.
Right.
We said that.
We're like the chicken's trip.
But then I went today at.
9 a.m. when they open and
the best chicken fingers I've ever had in my life.
So I think they must get scarce of chicken
around midnight. That's what I would think
too. And I swear I've
seen a TikTok where they
like in fast food hacks
where if you go towards the end
you can ask them for like whatever chicken
they were going to throw out. Like if you want extra
free chicken. So that kind of makes sense.
It kind of has just the scraps.
Well, I always say I go to Benny Hanna at 11 a.m.
right when they open. If you go anytime after it's just not as good.
Boiling crab.
If you go there bright at 1130, which everyone knows that hack now.
One time went to the bright 1130, there was already, we were there at 11.05, and there was like a line already because those fries are the freshest and those oils.
Moses's theory is the oil is the freshest at that time of day and they just keep reusing the oils at the day.
So they're just not as good.
But, yeah, it was delicious today, so not spons.
But I had to get the leprechaun lemonade and it was delicious.
I had a cup here.
I cut there.
And I got the donuts.
I got all that.
Oh, my gosh, wait.
And before, oh, and then we've got a Dior mug cam today.
It's been on display for a while.
the girls have been trying to get it.
I keep putting it higher and higher
and they keep trying to get that cup
and I got it for the mug cam.
And I got it to do a Dior shirt too
but he said he couldn't see it on the show
so I was, I was sad.
I had the little clover and it said Dior and I was like
oh look I got you something too but
maybe today I don't know we're trying to find something Irish to do
he said there was an Irish pub around.
I don't know, we'll see maybe watch Dairy girls
I don't know just go a little cray craye
actually I think Cho Chang is Irish from the actress who was on Bridgeton
Scottish.
Scottish.
Yes.
I get them mixed up Scottish and Irish all the time.
They sound the same a little bit.
the kilts because there's tilted kilt that's Scottish also probably not appropriate for
children I don't know is that the place for the sexy girls I don't think this
yeah kitty lung she's from Dundee Scotland oh Scotland oh Scotland yes I love her Scottish
accent too I love hearing her talk it's crazy because in Harry Potter she had a British
accent too right both in Bridgeton and Harry Potter yeah I think so I'm like and then
you hear her talk and it's always like it's like Jacob Lordy or Margaret Robbie when they
talk in interviews it's like I heard her a Scottish accent is so like thick yeah
I love it.
So it's fierce.
Beautiful.
I love it.
I love her too.
Also, okay, last week, it's the last week this week to vote.
Next week, you guys, is the, you think award season is over?
It's only just begun, okay?
The biggest award ever is coming, and that's favorite Broadway debut at the I Heart Radio Awards.
This is the last week to vote.
So please vote.
I have been campaigning, and I keep the eye on my competition.
I feel only me and Cheryl Porter have been campaigning, so I think.
feel like one of us should win because it's fan voted.
Not to say the other ones, obviously the other ones are still on Broadway.
I think Tom Felton's still on Broadway.
I think McDonald's.
I think everyone's still on Broadway, living their Broadway dreams.
Sheriport is on American Idol.
I mean, everyone's doing something.
I'm not.
So that's why I'm campaigning for this award.
I want it so bad.
I would love to come after Rachel Zedler.
I would love to come before Bob the Drag Queen or Whitney Levin or Dylan.
You know what I mean?
I would love to be in this so much.
It's my only shot at an award, you guys.
I want it more than anything.
I have envisioned my speech.
I see it happening.
It's going to be at the same place that they held the Oscars.
same van yeah like crazy this is the place for legend this is the place hosted by ludicrous
i mean sign me up i'm i'm i'm i'm so gagged i am so gagged and i'm so ready and i just really
really need you all so i'm just i'm just driving this home um like like i like my life depends on it
like i'm winning a prize like i'm winning a prize anyways i really really really really
want it please vote favorite broadway debut and remember it's favorite broadway debut okay not not
not best not who's the most talented not who had the longest run it's you who was you who was
your favorite gag moment. It was a gag. It was a gag. It was good times. And, um, oh,
Oscars on Flapcast this week. Yes. Go check it out. I love it. I haven't seen the clip.
The clips are getting a likes. The one I reposed today had like 50,000 likes. What? Yeah. And it was,
I love it. It was, uh, shoot. God, I've seen so many clips. What was the one? I liked the one
this morning. It made me like all sentimental because I was like, oh. The one we talked about
meeting you at the party. Yes. Oh, yes. I do love that story. The lore. Meeting you and
that little Mrs. Claus,
light cosplay, casual cosplay if you will.
And then going home and just seeing you laying on your kitchen floor,
in that same dress, same glam.
Yes.
I still love him.
Like, that's fierce to me.
That's the T-shirt line we're coming out with soon.
Yes, too.
Hopefully there's updates on that.
Yeah.
I guess I love because we like see each other all the time.
We never talk about us.
We're never like, oh, you know.
That's true.
It was, yeah.
The concept of us just sitting here and talking about ourselves.
I mean, I love it.
I have an announcement next week where I'm mentioning a project where I talk a lot about Oscar.
In fact, there's a lot of Oscar lore to be talking about.
Oh, I'm very excited.
And I'm very excited. And yes, during that process, I remember just being like, oh, like,
we really've been in each other's lives for like a minute.
Yes, we've had a kinship from the beginning.
Yes.
What did they call it?
I don't know if this is the right term for us, but they said something about invisible
string theories.
I was going to say invisible string theory.
Oh, okay.
I think that's like when you're like being pulled together.
Yes.
I think it works platonically as well as romanticly.
Yeah.
No, no, no.
I feel that.
100%. That's why I was like, because we have known each other. I think it has been like 10 years now.
And it's like, it is crazy how it all came. And there's like so many life events together.
And life changes together. I actually had a dream about you last night. And it was like, oh, you're like, oh, actually I'm already married. And I was like, oh, Moses kind of knew that.
And then I was like, and I felt so real. And then I woke up this morning. I'm like, is Oscar married?
Oh, my. No, you would. It's like the Zendaya situation. Right. No, because like you are going to be the gag of the wedding.
Even if it's the courthouse, even if it's a courthouse wedding,
you still have to have the performance for just like the people waiting in line.
I'll do it.
I will do it.
Yeah.
Oh, and we'll bring all the cardboard, we does.
Oh, work.
Yes.
The cardboard is crazy.
The silhouette, like, Brad Pitt, Tijuana Reeves.
All the exes.
Sorry, Moses.
They all coming back into the frame.
Done.
Done and done.
I'll write you a wedding song.
Okay, so you're not.
I felt so real.
I guess because they kept seeing the clips of you all this weekend.
I was kind of like tapped out of this weekend.
I was kind of like tapped out of this weekend.
Like I just keep, I think I wrote back to you on TikTok and Twitter this morning.
But I was kind of tapped out.
But for some reason, every time I opened it, it was like you.
And I was like.
Yeah, it was great.
Yeah, it was great.
Yeah, it was.
It really was.
It was kind of like, okay.
And I loved it.
I felt like I watched the whole podcast.
I need to sit down and watch podcasts.
I just haven't done it.
But I was into it.
I was invested.
People really loved it.
People loved you guys.
I know.
The comments were very sweet.
Yeah.
And I forgot everything I said.
even when they sent it to me for approvals,
I was like, you know, Paige,
I said what I said, kind of girl.
I have no notes.
I didn't even watch it back,
but I'm like,
I stand by everything I said in that moment
because I love that.
I was my true authentic self
in that moment.
And I could be different now,
but at that time, a week ago.
I have lost that,
that's how I am.
I will never rewatch something back.
One time I had Moses rewatch a podcast,
and honestly I probably should watch that podcast,
but at one time it slipped through the cracks.
But usually I'm the same way.
I'm just like, I said what I said.
I appreciate when guests are like that too,
when like I said what I said.
I was like, because I saw Jake Sheen talking like Rolling Stone and he's like, yeah, I always give my guess out.
We do too, obviously.
I like, I know the sentiment behind it is you want them to feel comfortable and everything like that.
But I do love a guest who's just like, I said what I said.
If it's messy, we'll find out later.
And that's kind of how I feel to.
Yeah, but you were great.
You were so, it felt very PR trained almost.
It was very.
Really?
Yeah.
Eating ass is PR trained.
I didn't see that clip.
I did not see that.
I was just seeing the little key.
Okay.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But again, stood by what I said.
Because I have eaten by like men's who I don't know their name.
Oh, is that what you're?
That's the truth.
That's my truth.
Okay.
Yeah.
There's nothing wrong with it.
There's nothing wrong.
You don't always take a pill or shot if you get some breakouts.
Not even just herpes.
Other things have breakouts too.
I should clarify.
You know what I mean?
Some people like, well, if there's a breakout, herpes.
Anyways, not that you do.
I'm just saying in general.
People have a...
No, but I did get very sick.
And it was right before the pandemic.
And then I remember, like, it became declared a pandemic.
like the week after I was sick.
And I remember that's when I was like besties with Daniel Prada.
And I remember telling Daniel I was like, am I patient zero?
Like it's not the bad.
It's not the bad.
It's, I think it was me eating in a bathhouse.
Oh.
And a bathhouse?
Yeah.
You better, you go and watch that.
And that episode was a podcast.
Oh my.
You watch a bathhouse?
Oh, 2019 me when I was teeny and like so in demand.
I was like, you know the alleyways.
Bathhouses.
Bars.
Oh my God.
Okay.
Oscar Unleashed all of a sudden.
I did not know this.
2019, it was a small window.
Alleyways for free?
I think God intervened.
Maybe.
It was like, girl, let's have a shutdown because you're doing too much.
You need to be too.
I feel that.
I was kind of that too in 2019.
Then 2020 was a really set.
Yeah, I was definitely on a heroin binge.
Okay.
Well, I wasn't doing all that.
But.
What's worse?
Heroin or eating Rando's butts butts butts at bathhouses.
For those of you don't know,
bathhouses.
they're kind of a free-frawl.
You kind of just go in and just munch a butt,
even if you don't know their face.
Just anyway.
I mean, this was a pre-scheduled, at least.
It was like, oh, we had chatted.
And we're like, we're going to meet here at this time.
Oh, my understanding, my friends who used to visit,
I had one friend that you loved a bathhouse.
And he'd be music video,
it would end at, like, two in the mornings.
I'm going to a bathhouse.
I was like, what?
And he's like, he just, like, guys' butts are just in the air
and you can go do whatever.
That is also an element as well.
I guess I wasn't that fierce.
But I know that was happening upstairs.
But this one in particular was like, yeah, we can meet here kind of thing.
Yeah.
And he worked for Marvel.
He was a PA at Marvel.
I said that was extra ready.
I was like spread those cheeks right now.
You went to have a dope have that in common.
You love a Marvel.
You will do anything for a Marvel.
Me too, though.
I met someone off Tinder who was like, oh, I just got off.
I just stopped working on Iron Man.
It was like he was like an assistant to Shane Black or something.
And I was just like, oh, that's so cool.
And like, I was like, even though I didn't care about Marvel, I still thought it was like such a cool thing.
Oh, I'm a Marvel stand.
And also it was like, he was holding his cards close to his chest, kind of.
He was like, yeah, like, I'm working on a Marvel movie.
Black Widow.
He's like, oh, I can't really say what it is.
Black Widow.
Oh.
But it's pretty cool.
And then I was like, bend over.
Message or at the bathhouse he's telling you is?
In the sauna, yeah.
Yeah.
So beforehand you didn't know?
I don't think so, no.
He just told you there.
He's like, by the way.
Yeah, yeah.
I think it was like, oh, so like, what do you do?
Like randomly small talk right before, which is like, we can.
could just get to it.
Ooh.
I didn't know.
Okay.
Well.
Yeah.
It was a fierce window in my life.
Those three months of my slut era.
Okay.
I'm supportive of it.
I had no idea, but I'm supportive.
I love it.
Good morning, everybody.
It's a Tuesday morning.
They're on their way to work.
They're like, wow, we just throughout out a lot.
And I like it.
I'm here.
I'm supportive of it.
Well, I guess go find out more on Flopcast.
I guess we should probably promote that.
Every detail is over there.
Where they gag for?
Were they into it?
Yeah, because also, it was, um, literally.
literally a block away from said bathhouse is where they filmed.
So I was like, wow, this is really taking me back to February 2019.
Yeah.
Oh, no, February 2020, excuse me.
Oh, right before.
Literally right before.
Because I remember like so vividly, like a week or two weeks after the COVID being declared a pandemic and being, and talking to Daniel and being like, because I would got really sick after that.
Do you think it was the big.
I think it was just the heat from the sauna, then the wet heat from the.
whatever that one is called
I don't know
whatever that one is
I don't know
I don't know the mist
yeah
I didn't know what all this
I did not see those clips
on TikTok but
I guess you're off gay Twitter now
so maybe in gay Twitter
I am I know I need to get back on it
I don't know how I'm on like
weird Republican Twitter
that's all I'm seeing
is Jake Pauls and all these things
I'm just like no
I think that just called sweeter
right
you're
you made that yeah
he's everywhere
well
how is your week
Did you have any?
Bobcast came out Friday.
Yes.
But you filmed it a while ago.
We filmed it the weekend before.
So that was over a week ago.
Love it.
My weekend.
Oh, yeah, I forgot to give my disclaimer.
I did.
I worked the Oscars last night and they finished at 12.30.
And then got home like at 1.
And then it took me so long for my brain to like slow down again.
So I didn't really go to sleep until like four.
So I'm a little eccentric today, a little sassy, a little bit.
a little erotic.
Wow, really?
But like, I'm rolling with it.
Yeah, I do like this outfit.
It does kind of look like,
it does look like you're like,
oh, I have business,
but I just had a wild night the night before.
Like, it's a little tousled.
Yes, oh, that's what it is.
It's the button.
Can I tell you who inspired the hair?
And, like,
yeah, the hair's tousled.
Not trying to suck out to anybody
who has recently sponsored us.
But I was kind of inspired
by Kim Kardashian's messy hair
at the Vanity Fair.
Oscar party.
I was too.
I was like, let me put a little.
little curl cream in here, a little texture,
and kind of just whip it around.
I thought she looked good too.
People were like, this is like crazy or messy or whatever.
I loved it.
I love when she tousled it too and the hair was sticking out
because that's very me too.
I'm just like, let me just up.
I loved it.
It's cool.
Because I was, I had to like edit her video whatever
and I was like hearing the photographers.
They were trying, they didn't get the vision.
So they were trying to tell her.
They're like, Kim, you have, you have hair in your face.
And like, Kim, you got a little hair like right here.
And so they're trying to like help her out.
and she's like, it's the look, you guys.
Oh, she said that?
And she's like, it's the look.
And then she keeps tussling it
and throwing it in her hair
with their crazy blue contacts.
And I was like, I lived for this whole spectacle.
Like, that's so fair to see.
Yeah, so me she was giving like,
Angeline and Jolie or something.
I just felt like it was just like raw.
And just I loved it.
I really, you know, I don't think any
Kardashian could do any wrong.
So I love her.
Except Courtney, but we move.
Yeah, but even her, but like, I love.
You know what I mean?
I love Kendall.
I love all of them, honestly, now.
Yeah, well,
Nothing else exciting this weekend before we get to Oscars?
Nothing else exciting?
Not really, no.
You didn't go see a movie.
No movie.
Wow.
Yeah, I was locked in because I worked also Saturday.
I worked Saturday and also Sunday.
So not a lot of room for antics and all of that.
And also it's Tar yummy's party tonight.
And then I forgot.
I really don't know if I'm physically nor mentally.
I am like literally so tired.
And my next day off isn't until.
Sunday. So that's, that's a lot going on. Also, I work at 5 a.m. tomorrow, mind you. Like,
influencers for your parties. Like, think of the working people, the girls who have to
clock into their jobs at 5 o'clock in the morning. Because Tara's like, open bar, party all night.
And you better have a good time. If you're not going to drink and have fun, don't even
bother showing up mama. And I was like, damn, I don't know. That's a lot of pressure.
On a Monday is crazy. On a Monday is a little crazy for that kind of party. I get like a little,
premiere oh no that's next week okay there was another premiere but okay anyways yes the monday is a little
especially before st patch day is it same patched day party no i think it's just a tariammy day party
so you say where it is or no i actually don't even know where it is it's giving barney's bean
i don't know but like that's what it's giving that is kind of the vibe i wasn't fight i just didn't see
the infight we like tariani i didn't see the location either but i do love her i might have to like send her
I don't. My idea was recording an apology message to her.
I granted, I know she has like a thousand people going, but she needs to know that, like,
I really want to be there.
Like, if I was not so sleep deprived and ran through and ran down.
Oh my God.
Ran through is crazy after your story you just said.
Ran through.
If I was not ran through, ran down, sleep deprived, like, I would be there.
I would be there 100%.
But she needs to know that.
She needs to get the message.
So I might need you to send a video message.
Okay, we'll do, done and done after this.
You also have got me Jacob Lauddy a little today.
I think the hair.
I think the hair is giving Jacob Lorty and the outfit.
It's giving, because he has jeans on with this.
You're giving, you're giving Nate Jacobs.
If I was reading a book, maybe, you know, he loves to just like.
Does he love her?
Well, you're always reading a book.
You always have one.
I had one one day as a prop, but yes.
Wuthering Heights.
Period.
Yeah.
That's it.
Yes.
I swear.
You read the housemate.
You're reading.
You're a reader.
Ish.
I should be reading.
What's he reading?
What's he reading?
What's he reading?
I don't know, probably not the 12, I don't think, but maybe.
That'd be a gang if he was.
Him at the gas station reading the 12 by Joey Grissela.
That would be fierce.
That is fierce.
Yeah.
I don't know if he's that kind of girl.
He gives me like a literary classic kind of vibe.
I can't even name one.
Moby Dick.
He's probably reading Nietzsche or something like that.
Oh, who?
Leachey.
Nietzsche?
Like philosophy.
He's probably really.
That sounds right.
Oh.
That makes sense.
Nietzsche is crazy.
Never heard of him, but.
Same.
That's a random one.
It's like Charles Dick and Seek.
or something.
That's exciting.
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We didn't do anything either.
What do we do?
We did sushi.
We should do that for our video.
We should eat raw sushi.
Have you ever been to what?
What's it called amazes?
It's called amicase.
Oh mycasse.
No.
What is that?
It's like a prefixed sushi menu and it's just raw fish coming at you.
And the chef looks at you.
We went to a really exclusive one where only 12 people get a reservation at a time.
Which I was like, okay, kind of booge.
And when we didn't know that.
the day of. I was like, oh, I've been planning this date. I got a babysitter. Plan this date
because it was like our six years of meeting anniversary. We have a lot of anniversaries.
But it was like, oh, we're going to do this. You had talked about going there for a while,
but I'm the planner as far as like, you know, child care or going on. Like, I plan things.
So I was like, okay, I know he wants to go. I was like, I got to plan our anniversary, all of this.
But then there's like, oh, no, you need reservations. And the next reservation is not to like April 25th or something.
And I was like, I know. Because it's like small and there's only 12 people at a time. And there's only six and eight 30 reservations.
And I was like, so then I had to pull the card.
I was like, let me just send a little DM.
Well, first I had to tell Moses.
I had to tell him like, oh, I think I thought we didn't need reservations.
Then we had a little, you know, it always starts a little bit like on our anniversary.
I thought we needed reservations.
Like, I never said that.
I was like, oh.
So then it was he called at 9 a.m.
I DMed at the same time.
We DM'd at the same time.
It was the same person.
And someone answered even though they don't open until 6.
And then we, yeah, she's like, okay, is there a numbering hall back?
And Moses was like, yes, my wife, Trisha Paitisita.
I love it.
I know, I know, I did that with my DM too.
Because she was like going to call me back.
Maybe call my wife.
Maybe a world-andall performer.
And she's like, I can't, I'm driving.
Can you text me?
I'm like, perfect.
Let me text you her name and number.
Perfect.
Instagram handle.
Yes.
IDM from the Instagram.
She just got back from the set of euphoria.
I don't know if I've heard of it, but you know Zendaya, that's her friend.
And but she just got home.
So she's able to take her call.
I'm really busy, but luckily she just freed up because they just finished reshoots.
9 a.m.
At 9 a.m. on her Friday on the same day, on the same day, went the reservation.
Actually, I don't know if you saw on the
camera because the car came by our house and it was like hey and I was like oh and it was our neighbor that
came to the party the one that owns at like Starbucks I guess he owns that thing too he's like oh I saw
you at my restaurant I was like well restaurant yeah and so shout at Kazi and Thousand Oaks by the way
Kazi and I guess that's like his well it's his like you guys that whole thing so it's like you guys
you know whatever um but um yeah shout out causey and thousand Oaks for coming through but anyways
they were like okay well we could probably squeeze you in and they're like it's going
be tight and I thought oh no but it was actually a lot of room so if we weren't there it would be
more room it was very roomy
Anyways, it was, but then there's like three chefs and I was like, okay, the chef's not going to be watching because like, you know, usually I will like pass mine to Moses or whatever.
Yeah, you know, a little, but they're, everyone's staring, everyone.
And he asked, how did you like that?
And he's looking, he's making conversation with us.
I was like, so I, you know, I did it.
I did it and I just took all that raw fish and just ate it.
And it was, um, it was not bad.
It was not bad.
You said those were tamed sushi, which I think you could do.
He said they were not, they weren't so fishy.
You know, sometimes smells like, you know, like that tin fish.
Some of Maccaso, when you go, you get snails and squids and all kind of things.
Here it was very mostly sushi, mostly fish that you know about already,
and that you would want that anyways.
You don't like any seafood?
No.
Okay, we got to go.
I think you should try it.
Because, like, honestly, me, too, I'm like, oh, like this.
I was already preparing myself, thank God we did the tin fish thing.
Because in comparison to that tin fish, I was like, oh, this is like nothing.
Oh, yeah.
And it has a little bit of rice on the bottom.
A little bit of rice.
And honestly, it, like, wasn't bad.
And I was like, this is a good Patreon video.
So maybe I'll have a sushi South come and just you and me.
But he's reasoning is not one to, it's not fear factor.
You know what I mean?
It's like.
Well, for Patreon, it will be.
But, you know, there are places and quite amazing places that do raw, like,
it's all made out of vegetables.
Like, there's no fish involved.
Like, full on sushi experience and it's all.
And it's so tasty, actually.
I don't know which one's worse.
There's one that.
Raw veggies or raw vegetables?
I like you love a raw vegetables.
Wait, have you never had raw veggies?
I don't think so.
Have you tried?
No.
Have you, I had a sprout the other day.
Have you ever had sprouts?
No.
Actually, I mean, I've had like the cheesecake factory like lettuce wraps.
Is that cow?
Kind of, yeah.
Because I have the little spring rolls from Health Nut.
Have you ever had those?
I feel like that's very joid greciaput from calabasses.
They have these like spring rolls.
And it's just like carrots and like raw sh** and like little sprouts.
And it was actually like maybe it's my mind tricking me.
But I was like this is actually not bad.
And I was like.
No, it's wrapped in like a salad wrapped in rice paper.
I thought it would be like a little crunchy, you know, like a spring roll tea.
Well, the crunches, the carrots.
Okay.
You've changed, but.
It was kind of tasty.
I have been trying at least like three days a week.
I'm like, let me try and have some like something healthy.
I've been trying to, you know, it's hard.
It's not easy.
Last night I had pasta twice.
Actually twice.
You made me butter noodle pasta.
Before I left for the recording studio, then you made me pasta fuck out of home.
I was like, there's a lot of noodles.
today but I loved it.
I don't know.
They were.
I love the portion control.
Thank you.
It helps.
It helps so much.
And then after our romantic date, we watch, okay, we're like, okay,
Oscars are this weekend.
So we're like, okay, let's watch a movie and we watch sinners, which you told me was
not a horror movie.
To me, it's not.
It's not a horror movie.
You guys, what?
Just a little bit of vampires.
Spoiler, vampires eating everybody and just like just everyone getting stabbed in blood and
this.
Okay, that's the, that's okay.
To me, it's more like Southern Dramaties.
with like and with elements of horror.
Like when I think horror, I think weapons,
which also Amy Madigan won.
But I don't know if Rumi,
I guess it is technically.
It's a horror movie.
No, there was not even one's jump scare.
That's what, that's how I think of horror.
Like, there's no jump scares.
It wasn't that gory.
It was just,
it was a little bit of blood,
but it was like mostly vampire.
It was mostly story and fighting.
Yeah.
Oh my God.
Fighting them.
It was just nothing but blood and gore.
I mean, loved.
But like, that was crazy.
Like, it was a good story.
so I loved it, but like the gore was insane.
I was just like had nightmares the past three nights in a row.
It kind of reminds me more of like a true blood.
Like even though I know true blood is like more like sexy and erotic,
but it still has like blood and stuff to it.
So that's how I kind of viewed it.
Like more vampire teas versus like horror, but.
It was not getting twilight.
I'll tell you that.
Well, yeah, it's a little different.
Okay.
But it didn't make me feel.
And I love a movie that makes me feel.
And it was more than just a, it would make me like feel.
You know, it made me feel like, ooh, it like,
and it just like it hurts you you know so it's just like I felt it I liked it and um more than I
can say for Marty Supreme honestly I you know everyone was being like oh lots of this I said
from the beginning by the way like weeks ago whenever we saw Marty Supreme love Timmy love Kylie
like I love Chris like I love Chris in there well she's the manager she's the hustle of it all
and I love them you know she's doing damage control for sure love them like want to be a part
of that group more than anything but Marty Supreme was not good and it was just
okay. It was okay. It was mid. It was like what is happening. There's so much going on.
Like I said that about the acting too. Like it was good. I don't know if it's like Oscar worthy.
You know what I mean? And it's like that's why when he's winning the other ones. It's like, okay. I guess I haven't seen the other ones. So maybe. But now that I've seen winners. I was like way better acting.
Not that I'm an actor. But he was playing two people. He was playing two people. He was playing two people. He was playing two people. He was playing two people. I was so gagged. I was so gag. In fact, he was so good. You know, you know, you know, Timothy wasn't. Timothy was playing one person.
Just Marty.
Just Marty.
And he was playing two people.
And I was so gagged.
I was so gagged.
In fact, he was so good at the beginning.
I'm like, is this the same part?
Is this the same actor?
Or is it different actors?
Like, I was kind of gagged.
I know.
He was really working.
Like, really good.
And also like acting with yourself too.
Like, that's wild.
And in that capacity and that intensity, especially at the end.
Like, you know, just like, God, I'm feeling so much from these two people talking to
themselves.
It's giving Lindsay on Planet Track.
That's what I was thinking too.
Yeah.
Actor.
Yes.
It was very good.
I really, I really wish I could have been in that movie, Senors.
I was going to say you would have been good.
You have to do a little, uh, a TikTok of you saying the Haley Steinfeld, like, line that like I, it was a meme like when it came out.
I feel like it's going to get the resurgence.
I had to look up the exact quote because I do love it so much in the southern accent.
I heard you loud and clear, but then you stuck your tongue in my coos and me so hard.
I figured you changed your mind.
That was a good line.
That was like her first line too.
I was like, oh, okay, damn.
I was like, oh, okay, we're already here.
She kind of did E, but I would have loved.
I guess I'm a little too old for that role.
I would have been, maybe the other vampire,
the one with the crazy teeth at the Oscars.
Oh, yeah.
I don't know, maybe that movie's not the right role for me.
But I did like that movie.
Like I said, I like feelings.
I would like to be a part of a movie that feels something.
Maybe weapons.
I guess like I could have been like a gladys in weapons or something.
I just don't want to be a part of something that feels.
I guess it's horror.
I guess it's a horror movie.
Like I guess that's where we're at.
Charlie XXX is going to be in a Skachy McCay horror movie.
And I was like, he's like the ultimate like Japanese horror film director.
And I was like, everything.
All right.
maybe one day, me and Roseanne and Pansino
scream queens. Oh yeah, I forgot she had her
scream queens. She never got to be in one
and now a horror movie. And now
horror movies looks like that's the way to go
for your Oscar. Can I suggest
I know we don't, you know, we don't have on that much, but I feel
like Shane Dawson should direct horror films because he loves
horror and instead of doing this canceled one,
he should turn it into like a horror film because I feel like
the direction he's going is giving 2017
vibes and I think we need to go
2027 Shane because that's where you succeed in.
I don't really, you know, we don't really
feel each other anymore, but like I
I think that's your talent
And I think that's where you need to go
And I was thinking about him
I was like, he should do that
He should do a horror movie
About his life maybe
O T, you know?
Because it's kind of a horror movie
The way he describes it
He knows so dramatic
You know
And there is wars
You were talking to Java channels
Shane
I'll get off
Get off live right now
That was my favorite
Is Riley telling him
That's very Moses
That is kind of a horror movie
T's though
Get off right now
Yeah
She's lying
She's dying
I mean back then too
Everybody was suspense
to hang on to do your life.
Like what happened?
Oh my God, he cut him off live after one minute and 20 seconds.
Like, then you always wonder, like, back then I had no live.
So I'm always wondering like, what are they doing now?
What are they spiraling?
What are they doing now?
What happens when you shut that camera off?
Are you just a normal person?
Or are you spiraling like me?
Like, if I would shut the camera off, I'm like spiraling.
I'm like looking every minute to see if someone responded to me.
Like I want or are they just like normal and they're just like, okay, let's just
get off and go for a walk.
I feel like at that moment in time, everyone was kind of seated, right?
But you think like Shane and Ryan two were still up in arms after they were done
live?
With the Tati?
Yeah.
I think so.
Because that was a bomb show.
I guess.
I guess when things happen now, I'm just like, okay, let's just go for a walk.
And I'm like, okay, I don't care.
Honestly, yeah, me too.
Right.
Back then, that was everything.
You were seen it?
Yeah.
I guess, yeah, I guess being in your 20s is that.
We're in our 20s and we're probably in our 30s.
We're probably like 31.
What?
That's seven years ago.
Seven?
Yeah, 31.
38 this year.
Wow.
A little too old.
Just like Taylor Frankie Paul's 31.
Secret Lives, we'll get into that too.
But like Secret Lives.
10th, I'm like, too old, too old.
You know, there is an age where you are too old
to be acting a certain way, and I do think that is 31.
I think 30, you just hit 30, okay?
You're welcome to the 30s.
31, you're too old to be doing mess and drama.
Unless it's cute and it's making me.
And you're monetizing off of it, but also like
not too messy, you know what I mean?
But back then, Tati though,
I mean, she might have been like 37 back then.
That's really too much, you know?
We looked her up, I think she's like 43 now.
Not age, shaming, I'm just saying, you know, at a certain age,
even now if someone brought me into drama, it's like,
You know, you have to rise above a little bit.
You can't be like, you know, spiraling on live.
The instant something happens.
Yeah, that's fair.
Okay, back to the Oscars.
Since you worked it.
Hi, do you want to say anything?
Sorry.
Seniors was good.
Oh, sorry.
Yes.
Very good message.
You loved it.
You liked it.
Yeah.
First of all, cinematography, I was mentioning how beautiful it was and then it won for cinematography.
You did.
You love the sky to the beginning.
You did.
It's just beautifully shot beginning to end.
And then.
Can I ask how they shoot that?
How do they make it look like the 1930s?
Like everybody looked like a person from the 1930s.
Like not just the costumes and like everything,
but everyone looked like a 1930s person in the background.
Like at the train station, huh?
Casting, good casting.
Don't they have now Oscar for casting too?
Yes.
Like a new category.
So, but other people who just look like they're from the 1930s,
that's like in their everyday life today?
And you extend it, you know, like push it even more,
the wrinkles and the cracks.
I guess if you're a natural face too,
they're probably like no filler, no.
I don't know.
Everyone just looked like they were from that era.
I was so interesting.
like well that's kind of everything.
Yeah, and the message was really good.
And it was good.
It was a movie that worked on many different layers and levels.
And that's what was nice about it.
And they had that one scene when they introduced like the idea of the music,
how the music lives through all generations.
And there's something about music that's so unique.
And then they brought in, you know, from shamans to modern day hip hop and DJs.
And they all kind of like were in that one scene, in that house together.
and the music was amazing in that scene.
Yeah.
So there was a lot of good moments in that movie.
We watched Frankenstein next.
It was between that or Frankenstein and we're like, let's do sinners because everyone
was saying that was the one to win and everyone was right apparently.
You were right.
You've been saying that for a while, which it came out of nowhere for me because I hadn't seen sinners.
I wasn't familiar with sinners.
And then like you were saying it and everyone was saying it.
I was like, oh, because I've only seen Timothy Shalmay one.
And I was like, oh, I guess that's the only good movie out this year.
But I honestly am not like, as we know, an Oscar girl.
You know, you're Oscar.
But, because, like, really the only nominees I saw were Sinners and, I mean, K. Bob Demon Hunters and Marty Supreme.
That's pretty much it.
Yeah, same.
So, yeah.
In Sinners is, like, Blockbuster.
I mean, it literally was, like, number one for weeks.
They had to bring it back on IMAX.
Yeah, like, it was.
And it was shady because when it first came out last year, there was, like, articles about, like,
even though it came out number one there was articles like oh it's it's not making its money back
oh it's like lose is uh not a profitable film blah blah blah blah and so there were some like hit
pieces on it when it came out but then literally it had like a lot of staying power it stayed number one
for weeks there was such a demand for it that they had to bring it back into iMacs like months later
because the iMac screenings were selling out and then they just brought it back to iMacs again
last month ahead of Oscars.
And, yeah, there was just, once all that was happening, I was like, oh, I need to see this.
Yeah, people were really trying to hit piece everything.
I know.
But, yeah, I was really happy for it.
And I love the whole cast.
I do.
Yeah, it was so happy for Michael B. Jordan.
Yeah.
No, they were all amazing.
It was all amazing.
I was surprised.
It was definitely horror, though, like, just be born.
I'm just like, if there's blood involved and I was just like, I admit it.
I know a lot of people I've been saying is horror.
I guess, like, I just, I just.
I just have a different, like in my mind, I categorize it differently, but if you had to give it a drama, I guess technically a horror drama, but yeah.
It was a lot, but it was good.
And I guess we should see, yeah, I don't want to see weapons, but we definitely, I want to see Frankenstein, although Jacob already did lose.
You asked your biggest, biggest snub.
Who do you think?
Anyone got snubbed last night?
I don't think Marty Supreme was snubbed, like you said.
No.
Because I thought it was good.
It was like fine.
But like I do think between sinners and like one battle after another, like, yeah, those ones would win.
I haven't even seen one battle after another, but reading what everyone's saying about it, I'm like, yeah, that makes sense.
You liked it.
I saw that one.
I mean, Shunt Pan definitely deserves the Oscar for the performance he gave.
And I don't like him at all, but he was amazing.
So that one did stand out.
And yeah.
And then another DeCaprio, this seemed to be like a very strong, you know, like PR machine behind him now kind of.
reviving his image.
You think Sean Penn just didn't want to show up?
I think so because he showed up to other awards.
He's so annoying. He's so pretentious.
Like he is. I know so many people who know him and he's just an actual asshole.
And I think he's just so pretentious.
Like you said, he showed him to other things.
And this one, which is like, you know, a big movie.
And it's also just like such a statement movie too.
And it's like obviously his character is like, you know, so relevant nowadays to like what's happening in the world.
And it's like, at least stand behind a movie.
Like if you want to be F you, whatever, go up there and give a speech about,
whatever you want to give a speech about.
Like use your.
use the platform to talk about something else.
You know, like, I think it was Marlon Brando sent Native American to talk about, you know, in the 80s, like, you know, in place of him for the Oscars because he wanted to spread a message and that's a platform.
You know what?
That's an excellent point.
I didn't even think about that.
But instead he wants to be pretentious.
Look at me not showing up.
And we'll have to care.
I'm sure he had something because he knows everyone.
The industry has been around for so long.
I'm sure he had something personal with somebody running the award.
Like it's a personal thing.
It's like, also I don't think you should give an Oscar or someone that's not there.
It's like if you're busy and scheduled, okay, fine.
Or an I heart radio award, mind you.
That's where I was going.
Whoever shows up gets the award.
How about that?
Okay.
You know who's going to be there?
Me.
I don't know.
Yeah, I can't stand Sean Penn.
I do think some people, it's almost like traders in like a report.
Like some people just want to be banned.
Like, I don't care if you're faithful or like a traitor like just go away.
Like I feel like that's a champon.
Like, okay, cast him, I guess.
But he is notorious.
He's actual to so many people.
Like, professionally and personally like,
And I like we just don't need to like give him anything.
I feel like Jacob Lordy was there.
He could have won.
You know what I mean?
Like just I don't even know that other people would like not him.
And it's annoying.
But also like I said, the movie is like obviously like we know what it's about and stuff like that.
So it's obviously like impactful like show up.
Like Leonard DiCaprio showing up.
Benicio de Toro showing up like show up.
Yeah.
Honestly, I guess I know nothing about Champagne to be honest.
So there's all kind of a guy to me.
They probably told him like you can't smoke here.
And they were like.
Yeah.
I'm not joined up.
I think Golden Globes or something.
And he's dated.
Like, even when I first moved to Hollywood in 2006, like 18,
like the first stories I heard where like Sean Penn is an asshole.
Like it was, it's like known.
And it sucks because he's like a good actor.
But like it just erases everything else.
I'm just like it.
Yeah.
So it is.
He is old too old and no one talks about him anymore except for this.
And he missed a shot.
And no, whatever.
You had one.
You had one shot.
Well, I think it's his third Oscar, right?
Yeah.
To me as semantics.
So, yeah.
Third shot.
But.
There's just some people I just want to go away.
And not very many, but he is one.
In fact, because he wasn't there.
They saved time.
They could have allotted more time for the K-pop Demon Hunter speech
because no one was giving a speech for that.
So it's like, you have more time.
It was a weird show because they put so much time for like different bits and reunions
and blah, blah, blah.
And the speeches, they were like really rushing through.
Everybody.
They're like dark on speeches, cutting speeches, playing over people.
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I was like, okay, we gave four minutes bridesmaids, which we love Queens, but also four minutes is crazy for
as Stell and Scars.
They were really hyping up some reunions.
Like the Avengers one, too, they were really hyping up with Robert Downey Jr. and Chris Evans.
Well, they were at, they were teasing it a couple weeks ahead.
Like, Avengers reunion, Marvel reunion.
is Robert Danny Jr. and Chris Evans
who we just saw in like 2019, so it's not that long ago.
And also they're in the one that together that's coming out in like five months.
So they're promoting their movie.
Yeah.
It's Avengers, the new one?
The new one.
Yeah.
I'm like, we could only get these two.
Like, yes, they are.
Or the other ones.
There's so many that would have, like, if you, if you were going to tease a, like, Avengers
reunion, I feel like you got to get them all.
You got, you have to have, like, Scarlett Johansson, um, Chris Hemsworth,
Mark Ruffalo, Elizabeth Dolson.
Like you gotta have them all if you wanted to gag me
Because it's just these two that I'm literally gonna see do a whole press tour
In like five months
So like that's not really a gag to me
I'm not in that realm
But I get you I understand you
It's because it's like on ABC
So there are so many like moments of just like synergy
Like they would really have to have Grogu on there
Like baby Yoda with Kate Hudson
Like I miss that too
That's kind of everything
Did he fly out in this little thing?
He was sitting next to Kate Hudson
There was like a little bit
So they kept
But they just kept having so many like Disney like tie-ins and promotions and stuff.
And all of this was taking away from like the actual speeches.
And I don't know.
It was just paced a little crazy too.
Like it's so long.
There wasn't really like any for all the antics that they were trying to do.
Like there wasn't really like a moment.
Right.
Everyone is gagged for, you know.
Yeah.
Besides like I think the people who won.
That really is what people were gagging for.
But it's good, I guess.
I guess that's the point of the award shows to me.
I know.
But that is the point.
But it was produced as if they wanted.
stunts, spectacles, and this, that, and the third, and they didn't really deliver on that.
Yeah, you guys flopped on that one.
Yeah.
It is weird.
It is funny how, like, Hulu, Disney, ABC, they all, like, because it's like Taylor
Frankie Paul on the red carpet.
It's like, watch The Bachelorette next week.
I was like, okay.
And then it's the same thing, though, for like, the Golden Globes.
It was, I think it was like a Paramount one or whatever.
So they had, like, randomly boxers or wrestler, whatever, like, some promoting, like the
sport, the boxing, fighting thing at the White House.
Oh, I didn't know.
Yeah.
It was like, it was the Golden Globes and it was like,
we have Connor Story Hudson Williams.
They're so hard.
We have to have boxers come who are going to be boxing at the White House.
And it's like, it's two things.
First of all, Hudson's Canadian, or Hudson's Canadian, like, queer.
So I don't know why you would like want to use that to promote the UFC.
It made no sense.
Yeah.
So like whenever it's like on a network thing and there's like the synergy of it all, it all, it makes me like cringe.
We don't need that.
No.
Who would be our cringe synergy if we're talking about somebody in our realm?
I wouldn't really be cringe because we would do it even if they weren't in the realm,
but it would be like, I guess, a Tana, a page.
But that's not cringe, right?
Would it be like if someone's opposite, that wouldn't be us?
What do you mean?
Like, something that may be us coded, but, like, not us.
Like, do you know what I mean?
Because, like, you said the boxing doesn't really synergize with, like, heated rivalry.
Like, is there a cringe?
Like, of course, yes.
No, we love, you know, the therapist.
We love the canceled.
Yeah.
I guess it would be, like, someone.
really ran like I would go through like the CAA like roster and be like who's someone really
random but like in the like signed to this agency where they would just be like oh well you're a new
talent like let's put you on and like they're launching their TikTok or something but like okay
they're gonna they're gonna start being active on TikTok or Instagram like let's put them on
just oh interesting movie Jojo Siwa.
I know that would make sense though.
Oh what it?
I think it would be someone so.
Michaela would make even more sense.
It would have to be someone so traditional who like is in stuff that we would never care about.
Sean Penn.
Kind of that.
Honestly, kind of that.
Those three boys that don't know who their guests are.
You remember?
Yes.
The Jason.
Sean Hayes.
Sean Hayes, Jason Beatman.
Right?
Jason Beatt.
Yeah, and I don't know.
Smartless.
The Smartless podcast.
Worst name ever.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's a good one.
Anyway, it's me just coming up with this scenario.
That doesn't even make sense.
But yes, that crossover would be crazy.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
We don't really care that much, but I don't know.
They push it.
But I look at Goku, though.
Yeah, I guess so.
I guess.
I mean, he's cute.
He's cute to look at it.
But it's just like, to me, it's so clearly promoting the movie that's coming out in, like, two months.
So it's like, okay, work, I guess.
But, yeah, I think they needed to figure out a way to, like, not just be cutting off these speeches.
And also, they saved the big awards for, like, the end.
And then all of a sudden that you're trying to, like, rush Jesse Buckley with her.
You know what I mean?
Like you're starting to rush people at the end.
And those are the ones we weighed the whole three hours for.
Yeah.
So it was kind of a weird, a weird thing.
But, um, and also, even the K-pop demon hunter's like performance, like for Golden,
being so short, like can't even perform the full song.
And it should have been a medley.
Like it, I know only Golden was nominated, but it should have been like a little
good.
How it's done, done, done.
And then a little bit of something else.
Maybe a little, you're my soda pop and then Golden.
I don't think you're ready for the taked.
Exactly.
That's like, my girl's other favorite song.
Because we honestly have seen.
Golden about like 40 times now
and yes the performance was amazing but
medley would have been good we kind of have seen it but we
haven't seen them do the other songs so if you want to
again if you wanted to gag me
you have the ingredients right there to gag me
is it different performers on the different
songs because one time we watched like a live
version and it was like different singers singing
like the takedown song I know
there have been K-pop
girl groups that have covered it live
so maybe you saw that but I think it's
the same vocalist yeah
I don't know she people going to like
like shows for like K-pop singers and like mad they don't play golden yes they're like
where's golden they were confused because the posters everyone that's now doing K-pop shows
they make the poster looks like the demon hunters oh like they'll have the singers with wigs
and colors that matches them so a lot of parents that don't know the movie they just think oh
I'm gonna take my kids to see K-pop demon hunters but they just K-pop and then they go see
some random not the demon hunters a band and they get
all upset.
K-pop demon hunters should do a collab with sinners.
Because they're both hunting demons.
Oh!
I didn't know where you were going with that, but I see.
I see now.
It gives the same.
The underline message is similar.
They should do K.
pop demon hunters live action horror.
Oscar.
Honestly, kind of would be T.
Yeah, I'm sure they would do live action at some point, too.
So you might as well just take it there.
Yeah, do the horror version of it because they are demons.
Yeah, T.
Get them down out of stake.
How come you can kill a vampire?
with a with a steak
What a wooded a stake?
Yeah
What is the lore with that actually?
Yeah like I thought they're like indestructible
They're just like dirty dead
Are they silver?
Is that were wolves?
The K-pop demons were silver.
The silver does affect them too.
Oh silver.
Oh okay okay
So it has like ties back to like
The 16th century with like
There is like Native American lore
But also like Romani lore
To tie it back to it.
Interesting.
Okay, work.
Okay and the steak is
I don't know what to tell you, Mama.
I really don't know what to...
Oh, well, I forgot to open.
Oh, my God, how far are we in?
Oh, my God, I forgot to open.
St. Patrick's Day, Lord.
St. Patrick was taken to Ireland against his will to be a slave, and he introduced Christianity over there.
That's why they celebrated, and the Three-Leaf Clover is the Father's on Holy Ghost.
But then they brought it over to the U.S. to celebrate Irish immigrants.
So happy Irish immigrant day to everybody.
So it actually is a very important holiday to celebrate and commemorate.
and commemorative if you celebrate
any of that stuff. So I wanted to say that, that I did do my
research, and we love some, I don't know where the luck
comes in, I don't know why we're lucky all of a sudden. I don't know why
we're pinching people if they don't wear green, but
I do know we're drinking green beer and celebrating
St. Patrick and all the Irish immigrants
like Conan O'Brien
who host of the Oscars. Okay, that was my little thing.
Sorry, I meant to say that earlier, but I talked to everyone in
Ireland. We love you, we
salute you, and
keep doing what you do.
Yeah. We love it.
We do. Love it. Yes. Okay. Sorry. Back to the Oscars.
A Frenchman who caused a lot of controversy. That Timothy Shalame. Damn. He was really having a rough night. He was really having a rough night.
There were so many jokes about the opera and ballet. It was kind of gaggy.
I mean, but he kind of needs to. He needed that. It's not fair to just say whatever you want and not hear the repercussions amongst your peers.
You're in the creative arts. Like, this is, this is, you should get a little bit of backlash.
in person.
Yeah.
Do you know what I mean?
Because, of course, like, social media is about them.
They don't care.
Whatever.
I'm making movies.
But if your own peers and, like, the heads of creativity and all the artists are in one
room and they're being like, hey, not cool.
Uh-huh.
You know?
I think he needed that.
I do do.
And I kind of like.
And we love Timothy Shelmy here.
No, I do.
I'm just trying to think of what he can do to really turn it around.
I do think maybe a little bit of time.
But also, like, I know that he wouldn't do an apology.
but I'm like it would honestly go a long way because like he does have ties to like ballet and opera like he does like come from that world so I think it's not I was saying it's like it's not what you say it's the way you say it because he said that sentiment I guess about like opera and ballet for like many years and never caused quite the stir did recently but he just came across so dismissive that like if he just did something to kind of correct course correct a little bit like if he did
I don't know, did an event, like, with an opera or ballet and, like, New York.
Like, he went to school, like, right next to, you know, like a theater.
So it makes sense that he would, I don't know, do some kind of event.
And his mom is from ballet, his sister.
So you could have just done something to, like, course correct that following week when you saw it was getting bigger and bigger.
Yes.
You should do a revival of Billy Elliott.
Okay.
I, why do I think that's in the works already?
What?
Chalmay? Not Timothy Chalmay. A Billy Elliott movie? Who's playing Billy Elliot? This is like the one all the boys used to play when they were like younger. This was like the show on Broadway to be in. Oh, there is a tour. Maybe that's what I'm thinking of. Billy Elliot. He could be in that. He like honestly, like I said, yeah, he. Honestly, like I said, like I love to me, but like yeah, what'd you say, especially like your own, like you said, your mom and the people around you are all like so invested. No one cares is like a little very just. I think that I still stand by it. Just ripple.
get it, but also, ew.
Yeah.
But they, you know, they let him have it last night.
I think that's good.
I think we're good now.
I think, like you said, whatever, time will pass.
People forget about it.
And I think, like, if you're not going to apologize,
you should get a little bit of it back.
And then that's it.
Yeah, T, like, it all came down to that.
Like, did we have to keep dragging it after that?
No, I don't think so.
I think he learned his lesson.
He didn't win.
You know, he didn't get awarded for all the antics.
So a message kind of delivered, I think.
Mm-hmm.
He did also look a little nuts.
I didn't like love his look either.
So Kylie looked amazing as always.
She looked good.
She really delivered the glam.
Re wore a scaborelli dress though that she already wore.
Yeah, she had it in, I think silver, right?
She wore it last time.
She's like, I look good in this dress.
I'm going to wear it in every color.
Yeah.
Which like Mia Uniclox.
Yeah, no.
That's same.
Like, that's why Kylie is my sister.
No, we do love that.
That was good, everything.
I was like, okay, you know what works good for your body.
Shout out Misty Copeland.
When Nia was here, she was about to go see Misty Copeland's last performance in New York
last fall.
remember being so gag because she's like, I am not in the ballet world.
Clearly, I don't really like follow ballet, obviously.
But I do respect it. I love it.
I love watching movies about it.
I love everything like about it.
But one ballerina I do know is like Misty Copeland.
And I thought that was like so cool that they brought her out for, especially for the sinners,
like a song.
Like that was like so, it was just so beautiful and so cool.
And I'd love that they did it.
I don't know if they did it because of Timothy Chalmy.
She's like so big in her own reign.
And she just retired last year.
So like bringing her out of retirement is kind of a huge deal.
But it was just really pretty to see with all the music and the juxtaposition of
sinners and ballet.
I think they're just trying to recreate the scene
and then obviously it would make sense for Misty Copeland
too because she is like probably
what the most famous ballerina I would think
right?
But it is just kind of like extra
salt in the wound that
like she spoke out against Timothy last week
and then now he has to like watch her perform
as you should be like. That is so gaggy in the front row.
Yeah. Like it's cute you act
as does a hundred people in here
but how many people can do that? You know what I mean?
Like how many people have terrain and look like that?
You know what I mean?
Like hip surgery like in December.
Like that's crazy.
Yeah.
The longevity of her career,
all that.
Yeah.
Like it's,
yeah,
I thought that was,
it was,
it was,
you know,
you need to watch that.
People need to respect the,
the craft because it's a lot,
especially ballet.
It is like so thankless.
And like,
unless you're a big professional one,
even then,
it's like you don't get paid a lot.
It's your body goes through,
your toes.
Have we learned nothing from Black Swan?
Those toes are busted.
Like you can't walk.
Like,
it is such a crazy,
um,
sports to be a part of and relatively not
what do you call it?
Monetize like what's the word like
The compensation is not yeah yeah yeah right
They can't they like literally wear your body out and then they're like all right thank you
What did you think of Timothy's look after?
I didn't see the one change into oh you didn't see it?
No
at the Vanity Fair I saw her black you didn't see this one?
I know that one's not real
I was so excited
I was so excited.
You know, A guy has got me.
The Stefan Diggs and Jeffrey Star one got me this weekend.
I was like, wow.
And then I looked at it was like, oh, it's like Jeffrey's like glam from like 2019 or whatever.
That one I knew.
I mean, he should have.
He should have.
He would have been fierce if if he did that.
Like, where a little two to?
Like, come on.
I miss his camp era.
Yeah.
Crack some nuts.
Yes.
That would have been a really good move for him.
He missed when he was campy.
Like, where is my campy tween that everyone knew and loved?
He was kind of there a little bit.
Like, he was kind of there a little bit this year.
I guess because the Oscars and everything
He's like, I gotta be serious now
He tried like with the Kylie song
Where he's like, my girl's billionaire
Oh, that's true, that's true, yeah
Did he go on Britney Broski's Royal Court?
That was last year for whatever
He was in Lally.
Yeah, I forget which Oscar movie he was doing last year
So he like kind of is there
But, you know, he's, I guess, too serious now
I know, I'm a little concerned to how that
Dune Press tour is gonna go
Yeah, don't give yourself too seriously
I feel like once people do that is like
where they miss the market
It's like, oh, let's say, you know.
He's trying to be like, I feel like Johnny Debt vibes were so serious, but that turned out.
I know, teen, everyone's blaming it on Kylie with the Kardashian curse.
No, no.
I think it's his own downfall.
It's his own.
If anything, they're helping him.
If anything, we're being nice to him.
I feel like if he didn't have Chris and Kylie in his corner.
Honestly, clock that, yeah.
I'm giving him benefit of the doubt because Kylie is a sister to me.
Like, I know people really come for her all the time, but she's, I've always, I don't know, had some kind of
kindred spirit tease with Ms. Kylie.
So I'm like, that's my sister.
I mean, she said on the vanity fair red carpet, she's like, love you, they kiss.
And I'm like, well, that's my sister.
She's holding it down for him.
So I'm giving you the benefit of the doubt.
Otherwise, I'd be with Misty Copeland and I'd be jumping on.
I'd be a doja cat.
Pre apology.
Yes.
Yeah.
I'd be dog-piling.
We're very forgiving because of the connection.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Even Club Chalomey though, before the Oscars was like really, was really down.
She was like, this has been the hardest award season ever for me.
Wait, why?
I think as a Timmy truther, she was, you know, just in the trenches every day in the past few weeks.
I thought she switched teams.
She has been, well, she says she just moved platforms.
Now she's behind a paywall and substack if you want her thoughts on Timothy.
And now she's more.
For that.
No offense.
That's crazy.
I don't know.
Okay.
Work, though.
Maybe somebody.
But, yeah, she is promoting Connor.
more freely.
Okay.
Yeah, which also Connor's story
at the freaking Vanity Fair Oscar party.
Oh, was he there?
Yeah, him and Hudson were there
and they wore like, I would assume
they coordinated because they both were in
sheer outfits.
Oh.
Connor's story wore
an outfit that like Zoe Kravitz wore
one of the fashion shows.
It was like all sheer.
And his titties were sitting.
His titt were sitting like the profile.
And like, Jesus Christ, perky pecks.
Wow.
I didn't see this one.
Yes.
And, like, their nipples were poking through the sheer tops.
And I was like, damn, this is something fierce.
You love the nipples?
I'm not a nipple person.
I think they just have really nice peck.
So it's like, it's hard to not, yeah.
What makes a nice one?
Little or big?
For nipples?
Yeah.
That's a good question.
I think maybe just, uh, ratio.
Like, if you have, like, big pecks, then if you have tiny nipples, I guess that's like, I don't know.
It would kind of thursday.
you off.
Obviously, ratio.
Yeah.
Someone who's very self-conscious about my nipples.
I have them redone like three times.
I'm very skeptical of nipple talk.
I'm always just like, hmm, people judging my nipples.
I don't have nipple ideals.
I just look and I'm like, that makes sense.
You know what I mean?
It looks good.
Okay, yeah.
Harry Stiles has three nipples and he's very successful.
Wow.
Where are they?
He had, obviously, his tities.
And then I think one is like on his...
An actual nipple.
Mm-hmm.
What's it from?
I think just from birth I guess so it can no it's pretty common is it sensitive I think so yeah
what do nipples do for men what does that point ah we caught everybody it's like it's like because
the body is like could be a male or a female so it's there and then it becomes it's like a fridge
has always placed for hinges on the other side because someplace as you open it wow
Oh, that's a good explanation.
It could be there or there.
Is it right?
Well, it says so all humans are born with nipples,
and it depends on, like, the chromosome that activates it for, yeah, the different sexes.
Lactation.
Yeah.
Wow.
You know?
So that's, it is so okay.
So it's a little feminine maybe.
Yeah, I mean, they literally there and then the chromosome, I guess, decides how they're used.
Wow.
What about people who are born with both Gentilia?
I have no idea.
Intersex.
Intersex.
So is it, do they lactate or do they don't?
I guess it doesn't matter.
I guess I wouldn't even know that.
Because I don't need to ask those questions.
I'm just curious.
It's just a spectrum, you know, between male and females is a full spectrum.
I mean, I might ask questions era.
But even intersex, there's different.
Melvoo asked me questions 5,000.
Like, no matter what, there'll be a question.
But why?
But where is that?
Who did that?
Who gave that to you?
Where did it come from?
I'm like, it's crazy.
We're always on her podcast.
She's always.
She'd be interview with.
She needs.
She needs.
to come on the podcast.
Like, she always, like, I want to go to work with you.
And I'm like, honestly, good.
Because she will ask, just endless questions all day, all day.
But I'm like, you know what?
Work, I need to ask more questions.
Because sometimes she'll get me.
And I'm like, actually, I don't know.
But why is it?
Never thought about it.
Yeah.
Like yesterday we had the green, we were making green,
we had the green apple pumps and the vanilla pumps.
And I was putting a little lemonade in there.
And then she was asking like, you know, the color green.
Why is it green for St. Patrick's Day?
What makes it green?
The little green pumps we were doing.
And I was like,
I don't know.
I have no idea what makes a year.
I'm like, die?
Let's die.
I don't know.
Some chemical.
What's the chemical?
I'm a girl.
Your guess is as good as mine.
I do not know.
And I was like, I need to start asking more questions.
So I do feel,
and I need to follow up with everything.
Because I have so many questions about nipples now,
but I guess we can move on from that or go to Patreon
if you want to see more a nipple talk, I suppose.
I do not get invited the Vanity Fair party.
I would like to go to Vanity Farrier party.
If I got invited, I go to that party.
Yeah.
I was, it was funny.
because this year
the
MO from VF, if you will,
was to make it like more exclusive
because usually it starts like at like two.
It goes alongside the Oscars.
Like you could watch the Oscars at the party.
So it really starts at like three or four.
Typically, yeah.
But this time they changed it up
and then now it was starting after the Oscars
because they wanted to make it like a little bit more exclusive
like highbrow.
Yeah, nobody.
Yeah, you had to be like an enumerable.
money to get there basically.
Well, no.
I guess not the hit a right for you.
But I used to know people like billionaires would go and like like and they could not go this year.
They were like they were like.
Yeah.
I think they were really trying to make it so it was like just A listers basically who gagged me the most though was I was like watching our live feed of like the interviews.
And then I see Hassan Piker walking in the background and I panic.
I was like that's a song.
And then I text Danny Director who was doing the interviews and I said because I watched Hassan walk by and passed him.
And I was like, you need to call back Hassan Piker right now.
He is so hot.
But I don't think he knew what I like who I was talking about because he went, oh my God,
I know there's so many hot people tonight.
And I was like, no.
Like lock in.
So then when I do.
Are you sure it was him?
I didn't see anyone talk about it.
Trust me, it was.
And then once I saw, I knew Denny was like a dead end.
I just went directly to Hassan's DMs who has never opened my DMs.
I look back and like, damn.
I do DM him a lot for someone who doesn't follow me and also doesn't check DMs.
But nonetheless, I persisted.
And I was like, turn around right now and go talk to ET.
And that was like, also, if you ever need a gay understudy, if Austin Show can't make it, I'm available.
So I also pitched myself.
Good thing you're doing the rounds on the podcast.
Because I feel like once people see that you're doing podcasts, you get asked.
Yeah.
I never ending press tour.
First of all the time when I was trying to like just rebrand.
I feel like now I try and like pick and choose.
Like I am trying to keep all mine from when I am promoting something.
But Tana Mojo will do a press tour too for no reason.
And I love it.
She'll like, New York should think, I'm just so busy.
I'm doing 12 podcasts.
I have something coming.
And she's like, no.
I love it.
I used to do that too.
And I still would if I didn't have something coming out
and everyone would be like wait until something comes out
to talk about stuff.
But now that people see you,
I feel like people will ask because that's always how it works.
Like when I would do one podcast,
oh, she does podcasts.
Like, we'll ask her to do ours.
Yeah, is he?
And like, if you need a gay, like, I'm available.
That'd be a good one.
Yeah.
And then, um, wait, does he know,
do you talk to him ever?
No, I don't think he knows I exist.
Oh.
But everyone else on that podcast with them knows I exist.
So like, come on.
So if there needs to be a replacement as a villain.
So I also was like, okay, like, I'm going to post a TikTok of Hassan on ET.
And like, I really want him to see it.
And I feel like he wouldn't see it.
So then I tagged Austin Show and Christian, who like are Hassan's best gays.
Because I'm like, I don't think he would see it.
But I think his chronically online gaze would see it.
And within five minutes, they're asking like, did you post this?
They clocked me immediately.
I was like, damn.
What was it?
What did you post?
Just like a Hassan Piker looks handsome as ever at the Vanity Fair Oscar party.
I want my original caption was looks handsome and woke.
But I was like, I think I would get in trouble.
For entertainment tonight.
Yes.
Love it.
On business hours.
On business hours, I had an agenda.
I kind of love that, though.
I kind of love that.
When people know, it's you, this is Oscar.
I know.
The clock expeditiously.
Yes.
Because at first, Austin was like, I don't know why he tweeted.
Like, he posted, like, he tweeted.
Like, why did they tag me?
And then Christian.
That's Oscar.
That's Oscar, for sure.
Yeah.
So guilty of charged.
We'll do a gay swap one day.
Actually, what I believe.
Austin would, like, be.
Fear of the other.
Obviously, I'd be sad.
But I mean, I always talk about Austin show.
But you're in good hands with Austin and Christian especially because Christian is like a musical theater, dance.
He's like New York.
Yeah, went to like art school.
He's fierce.
I love Christian.
If you guys want.
I know, us just volunteering.
I know.
We don't want to go there.
Mehta's being like, we'll swap you guys out.
Gay swap.
Yeah, gay swap.
Like, why swap?
That's actually a fierce show idea.
Yeah.
I live.
That'd be so fine.
So I'm like, I'm hoping that little Hassan promo.
That would be cute.
I would like to see on that.
You do have, you do have great chemistry with everyone, much like myself.
I feel like you, like you, like, I do like see you on other podcasts and everyone loves you on there because it's like, yeah, of course you just you have good chemistry.
Whereas really you, that's how I feel, though, when I'm going on podcast with me.
It's also I just have good chemistry with that.
You know what I mean?
But that's why we're good together.
I said that the other day, I think we were talking like after Patreon.
I'm like, honestly, we're just really good because we're so good by ourselves, but together we are, you know what I mean?
So that's why we are the perfect.
But when you go on others, you just see how charismatic you are.
I am very intrigued by that situation, though.
Like, I don't know if he would, Hassan Piker would be intrigued by me or, like, just
confused and not know how to, like, how to handle me.
Well, I guess that's like the risk, yeah.
I always want you to do what you want to do and live your life.
But the fact that you could be poached from me is a little scary.
But I say let things happen, let them, you know, whatever you want to do.
And if it's a sign, I know that'd be like your dream.
I don't know if that's my dream.
I think for a day swap, it's kind of like literally at the wife swap, like episodes
where they're like so excited to get a change of pace.
Yeah.
And they're like, the lifestyle is so different.
But they're like, wow, maybe the grass is not greener.
Granted, I already know I would be, I'd rather be where the grass is pinker if you will.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But the concept of it does tickle me for like a day.
I think that'd be funny.
You could be funny.
You could do podcasts.
That's a lot of host for them.
What are they have five people on there now.
You'd be like the six.
That's true.
Yeah.
You have so many hosts, you guys, what the hell?
Like, why not throw me in there?
I saw the clip of Caleb on there.
So it was like, Caleb, I think it was Austin next to hand.
Austin.
Yeah, yeah.
Was Cudy?
I don't think Cudy was there.
But the show, so many.
I know.
I'm just like, no, too much.
Too many.
I need to hear two people, maybe a third chiming in.
But like, you know, that's it.
We don't need to hear five people on my phone.
And you better put me in the skinny corner because, yeah, they got that angle.
Yeah.
I need the perspective on my side.
Would have learned that for canceled.
Brooke was always in the skinny corner, even though she was the skinniest.
He and Flopcast uses the same set.
And they warn me.
They're like, well, you can sit in the skinnier, but it like, and I was like, well, yes.
But also, like, the way that it's set up is like the guest is like literally, you know, in the fat chair.
So I was like, well, it wouldn't make sense for me to be like all the way in the back corner as like the guest.
I would still take it.
When I did Julia Fox and Nikki Takesh's podcast, they had me right in the middle on the hump that makes everyone look so big.
And there are these tiny little things in the corner.
And I was like, y'all sent me up.
I had like a pillow in front of me or everything.
Have you seen that trend on TikTok where it's like someone just shot you dead but
you're insecure?
No.
And it's like, it's like this.
And then they're like, oh wait.
And they're pulling down the shirt and they're up.
Yes.
Yes.
They're like, they pull this up and they pull this down.
They're like, that's like that's so real.
Me all the time.
And every podcast I do, I'm always just like, I'm like just trying to be as skinny
as possible, as small as possible.
You at Zach Singh with like the pillow.
Oh, Zach Singh had a pillow.
Julie Fox had a pillow.
There's a pillow. I'm going to use it.
That's why it was great to be pregnant because you're like, oh, she's just pregnant.
So, like, canceled. I was always pregnant.
So I just had a big belly.
Oh, she's pregnant.
But it's like, now it's like, no, I put a pillow.
I think Zach saying I had Malibu in front of me at one point.
She was like three months old.
I had her sitting on top of me for a minute.
Just the worst setup he has, too, for, uh, I don't if he's mad at me.
Do you think he thinks about it cares about it or you think he thinks we have no beef?
I think probably just moved on at this point, right?
Do you think he ever was mad?
Probably, like, in the eye of the storm during the climate.
Clinton Kane of it all.
I'm sure at that moment.
But he doesn't, he's been that one, right?
He was in the wrong.
I think so.
But I don't know if he knows truly, right?
Does, I don't know.
Like, you know, you air something that Brooke was like, don't air this.
Yeah, T.
But I don't know.
I don't know.
I feel like he probably, like, I feel like he would have apologized if he really felt
bad about it.
To Brooke.
Maybe he did.
I feel like we would have heard about it because the canceled finale, she would have been like.
He apologized.
Yeah.
Yeah, he gives
He's cancer
He gives chain vibes
I know your cancer too
What happened?
No, I think so
I think I remember
Oh,
Plot twist
He's a Taurus
Oh
What day?
May 2nd
What?
Yeah
He doesn't get Taurus
But maybe
Wow
I wouldn't have thought
I know that is a plot twist
Honey
Okay, well
Is that saying
I don't know how I feel about you
I don't know
I don't know
hopefully we're okay
no bad blood
I saw you as interviewing
Baz Luhrman
I was like wow we have a lot
of crossover
Allie and AJ
we're really
we're really have the same
same people
um
I don't know how the world feels about him
they feel anything
I don't think so
it's crazy
I always got such a big guess
and I'm always just like
but no one
he's never like in the sphere
you know what I know he's connected
I know he's there
he's doing interviews
with Access Hollywood
like I know he's like
there but he's never like
blown up
because it's different
he's like more
comes from the radio world
yeah
like when I'm listening
to the radio
the person talking over there doesn't exist in my mind.
They really just talk, ask questions.
So he's not like an influencer front center camera.
He always again, sponsored about the person that interviews.
Why were we not invited to the Liv Moss?
I know it was like last week of news, but the Liv Moss event.
Oh, yeah.
In Palm Springs.
Spencer's other one was performing, which I love him.
You know, we love Spencer.
We saw him at Elbsprimer, but like, I would perform.
I love.
Like Benson Boone was slipping for that little new, what do they have a little chiro,
cassidia.
It's like, it looks so good.
I was like, oh, I would have left you.
You don't love Taco Ball, though.
I actually just had it the other day because of you.
Yeah.
What did you get?
I don't know if you would like what I got, but actually maybe because it was plain,
just like plain tacos.
I don't know if you even had a taco.
I only ever had a taco.
Like a beef in a hard shell.
Clock it.
I never found.
Show me eating a taco.
I don't think I ever have.
Yeah, I really don't.
Like a beef taco like hard shell.
Like I always see them in like the grocery room.
I like, oh, that sounds fun.
Like taco Tuesdays, you know, like that sounds fun.
But like, I don't know, I don't think I've ever run one.
You like a burrito, I guess, right?
You like a tortilla.
Yeah, I love a tortilla.
Yeah, I love a tortilla.
Yeah.
Girl cheese burrito, fajitas, but never a taco.
See, I need a crunch.
I need a little crunch.
Kind of sounds good, actually.
Yeah.
Maybe I'll try one.
You'll do nachos.
I mean, if you had a taco that had exactly the same in there, like the chicken, the cheese.
No, but a taco is usually with like that little ground beef and the tomatoes and the lettuce.
It could be a chicken taco
That's not real taco, I don't think
I feel like the beef tacos are the real one
You get to ask for chicken
Usually it's like oh an extra dollar for chicken
Or something like that
I feel like the real ones are beef
Wait, you get the potato tacos no
No
Potato tacos
It's a bit different
No
Sal some beer
No the place that
Badass tacos
It's a bit different
They're like closed
Oh
But it's like the mashed potato
It's like deep fried
It's like deep fried
It's like a deep fried mashed potato
It's a taco
Well it's in a shell
and it's folded.
I think it's like Papa's tequito or something, a tequitra.
I mean, okay, work.
Papa tacos, I mean, I'll have a mashed potato taco.
If I put mashed potatoes in a hard shell, I'll eat it.
I mean, if it is, it is.
You might be right.
Clock it.
That's anything to say in real life, do.
Clock it.
Pappas tequito, tequario, ticario.
Yeah, Papa Taco.
No.
It says Papa tacos?
It says Papa Taco.
No.
That's what it says right here.
No.
Dequiero.
There's no way it says tacos.
Look it up.
I don't have my phone.
Okay, I'm going to look it up after.
I would consider them potato tacos.
Yeah.
They're just, these ones are deep fried and kind of closed.
It's not like there's the open show.
Yeah, this is kind of like a.
Okay.
So on the online order, it says Papa Taco and then on the actual menu itself, like the graphic.
No.
It says Taco de Papa.
Taco.
De Papa?
De Papa?
All right.
I've eaten a taco.
You proved me wrong in two seconds.
I was like there's got to be something.
Damn.
Um, it has a little crunch.
Have you had those?
Have we tried those together?
Yeah, we tried those together.
It was good.
I loved it.
Yeah, you like a little crunch.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You can't go wrong.
Can't have C had them for a while.
I'm going to go see.
I have realized I, now I have to really think when you say I've never eaten something.
I know.
But that's not not a taco.
That's not like a taco.
What qualifies a taco?
A crunchy shell with a filling.
No.
Look at the definition of a taco.
You really are in your.
I know.
asking questions.
I'm like, no.
Fried tortilla typically folded with various mixtures,
which, yeah, that literally is.
Well, in that case, I've had a taco taco if we're really going to get down to
Symantex.
That's ice cream.
That's got to do it.
Let's really get it.
What a ground beef, salsa, lettuce, tomato, and a corn, hard shell taco.
It's like a taco.
That's a taco.
Did you remember those commercials where it's like, oh, it's Tuesday, what are we having?
Tacos.
It's like yellow.
Do you remember for this commercials?
Yes.
but you literally talk about how much you love badass street tacos
and then you're trying to tell me I've never had a taco.
Well, not a traditional taco,
but I suppose I had a mashed potato inside a hardship.
Let us know down below if you consider that a taco.
And I need it from a taco expert.
You need to have made tacos.
So badass street tacos is an expert or not.
Okay.
Well, I want to go in there.
I'm not sure that says it.
You should go interview them.
I think it's a different menu online.
I think there's not.
Also, when we go to most restaurants, they don't have this item.
It's a pretty, it's pretty hard for us to find.
Yeah, they only have it at Bad Astry Tacos.
But shout out Bad Astry Tacos.
You are delicious.
In general, like, I know when she says something about food, it means, like, she never
walks in an order.
Can I have a taco as well?
Beef, or chicken or fish or shrimp.
None of those.
This one I really didn't think I had a taco.
Again, ice cream tacos are different, but like a taco taco.
We usually love the rolled, what do you call them?
The rolled ones with potatoes.
Tikitos.
Oh, I love those from 7-Eleven, too.
So these are the clothes.
staking to it. That's what she gets up.
I love a tequito. I do. A taco.
I don't know.
Salsa and beer.
Chauts salsa and beer.
Casa Vegas is Hillary Duff's favorite Mexican.
She gets a mojito. What is those
shrimp ones? The sizzling shrimps.
Cevice? No, the mojito.
The te mojito. Remember those bubbling ones?
She said it actually that was her favorite Casa Vega.
Hillary Duffcavega. It's like a cocoa mojito or something.
Oh, mochaheta.
Moka Head Day.
That's her favorite.
She goes to Casa Vega, Moka Head Day, because it's kids-friendly and it's delicious.
It is a Valley staple if you're ever in Studio City.
Check it out.
Well, I guess more questions gone wrong at the Vanity Fair Oscar party.
Unexpectedly, damn, did I manifest?
In Flopcast, we were talking about how Jake Shane never is so lovable, never any controversy.
Wow, you jinxed him.
Well, I think mostly it was Paige and Molly because they said they do, anyone they talk about does end up like having a flop, like right after.
Because it was like the contrast of like, you know, we kind of pick the girls.
Like everyone we try to get, we pick up like has the meteoric rise.
I guess theirs have a meteoric fall.
Which is kind of on the brain, I suppose.
Although this is not too bad for Jake Shane.
But he was one of the red carpet interviewers for the Vanity Fair Oscar party with Brittany Brose.
skiing Quinn Blackwell.
Huge.
Love that.
And some people were not feeling his question.
Specifically, he had an interaction with Julia Fox.
And he's been getting roasted for the past 12 hours because of it.
I did see this one.
I saw this on Twitter.
Where are most people roasting him?
Twitter, TikTok.
I think Twitter.
Discussion boards.
Discussion.
Forums, Internet forums.
Town halls.
Town halls.
I don't know
wherever people talk about stuff.
The water cooler.
The water cooler, yeah.
You know, the office chatter.
The Paul Revere went out on the whores.
I love that one.
How we found out.
It's kind of that tease, yep.
Okay.
Where's he getting roasted?
Everywhere.
I've seen it mostly on Twitter.
Okay.
That's where I saw the video.
I saw it on Twitter.
Yeah.
So I guess, first of all,
context Twitter is diabolical.
Twitter will always be rather love about something, that's for sure.
That's why I love that I'm Shadow Band.
sees me. Yeah, because you just be tweeting for, you know, me and the 12 other people. Yes, literally.
Nobody. No, there's like, there's three people that always respond to me. And then there's
like one of those three is like been a hater for like literally 15 years. It's like a question
mark and it's just this question mark is still there. And I'm like, and always says something nasty.
And I'm always like, and I don't, you know, I don't want to like sub tweet or anything.
But I'm just like, this is so weird. You've been here for like literally 15 years just tweeting.
Notifications on. Yeah. Like just like, cancles. Like just like, always something nasty. I was like,
Okay, and it's only one.
It's only one.
I just have many.
Now there's one.
And, you know, my four Twitter replies that she's always one or he or whatever the question mark is.
But questioning, I suppose, an LGBT plus questioning.
Yeah.
At a certain point, it's just like, girl, you got that mama?
I know she's not.
Yeah, clearly.
That's why I don't have to.
Yeah.
I mean, you could find only three people reply.
No, you know that in 15 years they did not find a partner life or had kids or anything.
Something to get you to move on.
I mean, I hope they did it for everyone else is single.
They're still.
They're still, well, could you imagine this person?
She's just like a full-on family and it's just like,
the teacher or something.
You're just like, what the hell is your problem?
You have a single life.
Like, criminal minds of it all.
Yeah, that does happen.
But my sympathy for this to question mark, although, you know what I admire the persistence?
The enthusiasm after 15 years.
Most people have fallen off all the haters.
But she's holding on.
I didn't see the video rejection.
What happened?
Like, what did he do?
So he had this bit that he was doing.
during the red carpet when they was talking to stars about like the movies that were nominated so when quen and jake were interviewing julia fox they were talking about um their favorite movies that were getting nominated at the oscars and julia fox talked about a movie that she loved that was called if i had legs i'd kick you and roseburn was nominated for best actress because of uh her performance in that film
film and the movie itself, I honestly, I know Roseburn was nominated for it.
I've heard it was great.
I didn't know much about it.
Yeah, I'd never heard of it.
The movie itself is a drama that focuses on the complexities of motherhood.
And Roseburn is a burnt out and over one mother and therapist named Linda, whose life
falls apart while caring for her sick daughter.
And her husband works away and she's pushed to her limits as their daughter's sickness
requires a nightly supplemental feeding through a tube and daily trips to a hospital.
So it's kind of an intense drama.
Obviously, the social commentary of like how mothers have to show up in every aspect of life.
Like as they have to obviously care for their child.
They have to also work and provide, you know, they have to be basically everything.
But Jake kept making this joke about the movie.
So when Julia Fox said that like that was her favorite movie, he said,
said, but do you think the kid was annoying?
You know, that kid was so damn annoying.
And it's the kid that's sick.
And it's like, oh, oh, that's not.
I mean, I'm assuming he hasn't seen it or no, it was about the movie.
I know about the movie.
He said the kid's annoying.
I know.
That's what it's like, it's like kind of specific.
And also it's one of those things where it's like, I feel like he just came up
with that bit.
You can't really blame that one on the writers.
You know, the quote, he's not like reading the card.
That kid was annoying, right?
You know what I mean?
Like.
So, and Julia Fox was like, I mean, we'll also have Jimmy play the
clip so you can really get it, but Jimmy, uh,
Julia Fox was trying to like, educate them a little bit and was like, uh,
um, if I had legs, I'd kick you, wow.
Really good. Like, really every mother's story, you know, especially,
you think the kid was annoying?
No, I can't say that.
Yeah, you know that kid was so damn annoying.
I don't know, but she highly issues.
It's society's fault.
It sets mothers up to fail.
You know, even the fact that like school gets out at three,
but most jobs are done at five or,
six like no uh she had issues and she was explaining that like it's not the mother's fault or the
child's fault it's society's fault it sets mothers up to fail even the fact that schools get out at
three but most jobs are done at five or six all those little things are position are not
conductive to mothering like basically society just makes it harder is from mothers to like succeed and um
she's a single mom right yeah and quen was like that makes sense like julia fox for president
and Julia said that maybe the interview had dragged on a little bit after that.
Oh, she felt it?
But again, it's a rightfully so one.
It's like a Timothy moment where it's like, I think it needs to be drugged out a little more.
Oh, that's not.
Yeah.
And also, obviously, there's within the past, I guess maybe year or two years, there's obviously
been more and more discourse about like influencers as interviewers on the red carpet.
I think it's one of those things where like time and place, like sometimes it works really,
really well.
And I think for the Oscars though, because it is like, like, I would not be a good fit for
the vanity favorite card because I've only seen two of the film.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So, like, it's just, like, I know that's not my tea because I can't really speak to film
like that or cinema like that.
You know what I mean?
If it was the Teen Choice Awards, oh, I could run that thing like the Navy.
Like, I would be having the most, like, in-depth, amazing interviews.
Yes.
Time and place.
Yes.
And Jake Shane is, that's why I'm like, Jake Shane.
is a good interviewer because he has a very successful podcast and everyone like all celebrities
love going to it.
So I think it just didn't work in this like instance.
Yeah.
He said that on the Rolling Stone.
He's like I would never like compare myself to being a journalist.
Like not at all.
Like that's not the opposite.
It's I want people to feel relaxed.
And like I think the Rolling Stone interview asked him like, oh, do you think people come
do you just avoid to like traditional?
He's like, that's fine if they do.
Like I don't care.
So like he knows.
He's like aware.
We were talking about this right before too.
It's like I do think sometimes and I'm with you.
I don't know if I'm the right.
Can I.
Would I take it?
Yes.
So fan and a fair is like, will you host?
Yes, will I probably flop or not flop, but put my foot in my mouth?
Yes, I probably 100% would.
I've done that.
And multiple red carpets are ready.
They asked me to actually check my availability.
They didn't ask me to see if I would host the red carpet for there's a women and music awards coming up.
Billboard.
Yeah, but I don't know music artists.
I felt like you where I'm kind of like.
I would train you up and down.
But even then, because like Wicked, okay, Wicked is like that's where I belong.
Even then they're like.
No, but guess who the artist there's something?
They told me as like Zara Larson.
and it was...
I think it's Huntrix, too.
Oh, I didn't see that on me.
Yeah.
I just feel like, I just know,
like, I remember at Wicked Jimmy Fallon was coming,
like, interview Jimmy,
and I was like, I don't know anything about him.
And I just remember being, like, so awful at that,
like, because I didn't know so many people
where I probably should have done a Jimmy Fallen.
He was coming down.
He would have done it.
And I just feel like I would miss it.
I think I kind of felt that a little bit loved the moment,
but I, there were times, like, you could interview this person.
I'm just like, and everyone was gagged.
And everyone was like, that's that person.
And I was just like, okay, I need to.
So I'm like, I'm scrambling and I'm just like not.
I do get it.
Also, because like I'm a girl with social anxiety too.
And like working carpets especially because like it's such an eclectic mix of people.
You know what I mean?
Yes.
And I feel like it's a very apparent.
Because for like entertainment stuff, it'd be like we would get the list of like the stars we know are coming.
And then but the carpets, you know, there's just like so many other people that just show up.
Yes.
That they just like send invites to and then it's kind of a surprise.
Like they're not on the tip sheet or anything.
Like you're not prepared.
So, like, you have general event questions, but I feel like it's always, like, obvious.
Like, it was always cringy to me to ask, like, a general, like, event question.
Yes.
Because I'm like, I feel like they know that I don't really know everything.
No, it's the worst.
That's like, that's exactly how I felt too.
Someone's like, oh, my God, they're so gaggy, like, interviewed them.
And I'm just like, what's brat about you?
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
And it's just like, oh.
And it's like, yeah, of course.
That's, like, not a good interview.
And I will say this also, too, is like, I do think, yeah, internet, like, internet humor or,
like what works on a podcast, obviously us and stuff like that, like doesn't.
The other thing I got tapped on the elbow for all the time at the moment was like I asked
too many questions because it's too long winded.
Like it's supposed to be quick and snappy.
You get two questions.
And so that's why by the time I got to Charlie or chapel, I was like, I'm just going to ask one question not bother them.
Even though like a person who's in the field would be like, no, I'm not going to like
you go until you like keep talking.
So like, yeah, I do think because he does those jokes.
Obviously like the Ed Shearin one I come to think of, right?
Where he talks about his grandma.
He likes to only work like they used to.
He's like, ha.
He's like, oh.
And everyone loved it.
It was a gag.
It was a viral clip.
So in my head, he's probably thinking to recreate a moment like that.
Yeah.
And came across, obviously.
And then obviously, when you hear the way Julia Fox spoke, you're just like, oh, right, that was not it.
And not that, like you said, time and place.
And, you know, he probably was just trying to be funny.
Yeah.
But it doesn't translate.
And it's vanity fair.
Honestly, like, yes, always take the opportunity.
I think Chris Jenner asked him, how did you get this gig?
How are you?
I'm good.
How are you?
I'm incredible.
How did you get this?
get this gig. I love it.
I don't know, honestly.
Yeah, she walked up to
Quinn and Jake and were like, how did you get
this gig? And he was like, honestly,
I have no idea. Yeah, no.
And that's how I would feel too. And Jake's
obviously so much bigger. He has his own TV show and he is like
the moment right now. And like, you wouldn't say no.
Like if you had to ask me, I'm like, I'm not going to say no.
But yeah, you just kind of
Christian are so funny.
Yeah, it's hard. I don't know. I know.
I would be so many of these moments if I was on a big right carpet.
Well, I guess he did it again, too, because Damson Idris came up and then also said his
favorite movie was if I had legs, I'd kick you.
And he's like, yeah, but the daughter was really annoyed.
No.
No, someone must have told him.
I feel like someone must have told him.
I wouldn't get him better for that out, Jake.
I think so.
Because there was one on the red carpet that they gave us, they kept giving me something
to ask.
I'm like, oh, I don't know.
Like, I'm hoping.
But I think he would have said it because he threw the riders under the bus in a separate
instance where he was interviewing
Lewis Pullman and
he, I don't know if Lewis is still dating
Kyga Giver, but he brought it up. It's like, oh,
we were just in Mexico together because Jake is
best friends with Kyya Gerber, Kaya's dating
Lewis Pullman. So, like, they were already like, oh, it's so good to see you.
Like, they were instantly like BFFs. And then he
asked a question. He was like, when we were in Mexico, like, did you have a good time with
me and were you guys like, did you have like a group text without me talking
behind my back? And Lewis was like, Jake, you know, I love you. I would
never say that.
And Jake goes, yeah, I know.
It was just written on my card.
So, like, threw the writers under the bus instantly.
Oh.
So I think if he struck out twice, I feel like he would blame the writers.
Oh.
Again, I could be wrong.
Maybe Jake will come forward and speak his truth, but I don't know.
He hasn't said anything since.
I don't think so, no.
And he said the exact same thing.
Like that's the right thing.
The daughter's annoying.
And Damson interest is like, I didn't really see that.
Like, it was really awkward.
Oh, I did.
Oh, no.
So we did it twice, which is a little nuts.
Yeah.
No, one thing is not working.
I did learn that.
I've done two carpets and that one I learned.
One thing's not working, we just, we pivot.
We're like not, not that one.
But also, again, me playing both sides.
But also, it's like so overstimulating and there's so many people.
Also, they're live.
So you have so many things like in your ear that it's also hard to be present and like
trick it in and adapt because it's just like so fast.
So many people tossing to Brittany Brookesky.
Then you're coming back and then you're commenting on who's walking up.
Like, it is a lot.
So.
Oh.
I know.
I feel when it's like it comes to sensitive movies or movies.
about like, you know, politically charged, racially charged.
Like, there's like, you always say time of sensitivities.
That I know, I don't know if I'd pick up on.
I'm not, I'm not that, like, keen to do it.
I'm not that, like, experience.
So I think Jake Shane might fall into that category.
Especially, like, it's something like motherhood, right?
Like, it's like if you're not that.
That was always my pet peeve too.
It's not pet people.
I mean, this is my king about me right now.
But, like, when I did the, like, gay birth and stuff and everyone's like, oh, my God.
Like, men would comment, like, I can't believe she took drugs or I can't believe she did this.
It's like, you don't know.
You have no.
idea, you know?
And it's like, but I would also put myself in that category with so many other things like
one bad off another or like sinners.
Like obviously like I can appreciate the movies for what they are, but I don't know if I'm like
quippy enough to like make a quick little joke about them.
I'm sure there's jokes in there somewhere, but like, no, no, I'm not going to make them.
You know what I mean?
I think it's like knowing that.
But I love Jake.
I, we talk about this all the time how like you get really big and like lifted up to be like,
you know, then kind of people want to drag it down a little bit.
Yeah, it's pendulum.
And in the, you give them those moments.
right everyone has these moments like Timothy Chalmay or something like that and you when you give that moment
people are going to use it.
They're going to be like, actually, it was bad.
I mean, that's bad.
I don't make the excuse for that.
That's bad.
It's such a stupid comment or joke or whatever, but, you know, I do think people love to tear down when they can see a moment.
Kind of learning curve, though.
I think it was trying to be a little bit maybe like Mary Beth at the, was it the Golden Globes that she did?
Yes.
Oh, yes.
Yes.
But you could tell she was also very prepared.
Also, she's a stand-up comedian.
It's so different.
It's so different.
Yes. Yes. Yeah. Yeah.
I agree.
Because people like, Tricia, you're funny or whatever.
But it's like, I'm not like stand-up comedy funny
where I'm going to be just like with the jokes and the delivery.
And very prepared.
Yes.
We have to be really prepared.
And yeah, she was good.
It's very, I think Jake Shane said in that same Rolling Stone,
he used to watch like Joan Rivers all the time and loved her.
So it may be trying to give a little bit of that.
A little bit of that.
Yeah.
But it's very few.
Again, you have to be a certain kind of, you have to be Joan Rivers or something to do that
because it's like very few can pull off.
Yeah.
But I got to
Quinn Blackwell though
Is such a key
Like she was cracking me up
And all these clips
I've seen
Because also
What
It was the same interview
The damson Idris one
But he walked away
And she was like
It was so like
Candid that
I was almost like
Does she know that it's still live?
Because she was like
Girl
And she was like
He was like
And Jake was kind of confused
And she goes
Let me give you the tea
Like I slid into his DMs
When I was 21
And he left it on scene
And then I saw
I saw him out in a club like a year later and he just came out to me and was like, saw your DMs and then walked away.
Oh.
And then before the interview, when Damson came out to the interview with Jake and Gwen, he like whispered her.
She's like, he came up to me and said, uh, now let's don't get cheeky.
This is all on the mic.
Hot mic.
Enjoy it.
We'll see you in there.
Girl.
Did I just intro?
He came up to me.
He came up to me.
He said, let's not be cheeky.
Babe.
I promise this is in Indiana, Ohio.
Is that even me?
I thought you were from Texas.
I am from Texas.
I think the issue is I slid in his DMs when I was like, like,
21, like, oh, my God, you're so cute.
And then I saw him one time outside of a party.
He was like, saw your DM.
No.
I was like, babe, please, please.
Stick mic up in her mouth.
Oh, so she was saying it like this.
Say, oh, so 20.
At first she was like kind of flustered.
She was like laughing.
And I couldn't tell like, do they know like the camera's still on them?
Because they're going back and forth between like the like the carpet where the celebrities are coming.
Their platform.
Yeah, because she was talking to him.
He left.
And then she was telling him the whole story.
So probably they thought, okay, he left.
I think it was off.
I couldn't tell.
Yeah.
Or maybe like she thought it was at first.
Then she was like, at this point, let me just spill all the tea.
Because it's different if you're like this versus like.
At first it was like off.
Because also like Damson like gave her the microphone and like.
So it was like awkward.
And then she didn't she was not supposed to take it.
Yeah.
the story.
And then she was like the two and she's kind of confused like what just happened.
It was so funny to me.
I think that's the great thing about like live stuff.
It's just like it is a little like messy and like can be a shit.
Conan too.
Like he had a moment where he was just like talking to the audience and being like, oh,
it's almost done or whatever.
And then it's like, oh, we're back or whatever.
He's just like, oh, he's like, are we back?
You never know.
You know, it's like it's very live is messy.
Which is why never live stream, nothing.
Like, oh my God.
If this was live, if anything was no, absolutely not.
Live is the worst thing for anybody and everybody.
It's like absolutely not.
It was killing me.
And then there's also a moment where Paul Anthony Kelly from Love Story, they interviewed the Kennedy show.
Oh, people really love him, huh?
Yeah.
And he's like just so classically handsome.
And they, Jake and Quinn interview.
And Quinn's fate, like she is just like, frothing at the mouth.
Like she's like, she can't even like contain herself
because she knows damn while he is so hot.
And also like she is beautiful too.
So I'm like if anyone kind of has a chance with any of these stars,
it kind of is Quinn Blackwell.
He is married.
He is married, yes.
Damn.
Sorry girl.
Yeah, but they would have been cute, yes.
Because she is just like, and they kept like making weird eye contact here and there.
Oh, oh.
Granted, he's answering their question.
So what else is it going to do?
The client was like.
They made eye contact?
Just being respectful.
Me playing both sides and one time.
And like, she is just like,
like you can tell she is smitten.
Yes.
And like she's hard to hide.
It's hard to hide.
I'd be the same girl.
Me with Hassan Pike girl,
I'm just like.
Yeah, there's certain people.
It's like, yeah,
that you don't know would take you a back.
You know,
I thought like at Wicked it'd be John and Bailey.
And then like Jeff Goldberg was like,
oh, you're so charming.
You know, there are people who are like charming in person.
And I guess if you're single,
that is the place.
Like, that's where like Julianna Rancick meant Bill.
Like those are the same.
probably people can think of, but she was like, you know.
Yeah, okay.
Who else has to interview someone and, like, you know, fall in love.
Maybe chicken shop date girl.
She probably, you know, was Andrew Garfield.
Everyone was, like, suspecting.
So, like, it could happen.
I mean, if you're single,
that's why I'm kind of glad I'm at where I'm at my career now, like,
married because I feel like if I was single doing these,
I'd be, like, diabolical.
If I was, like, single on these, like, red carpets,
I'd probably be like, oh, wow, like, here's my number.
Like, I'd probably be, like, so crazy.
So I think I'm right place, right time because they hold it together.
No, you can tell a story.
Don't be afraid.
Yeah, yeah.
Also just being old.
This is one thing I wish old men had or even middle-aged men had.
It's just like the sense to know like you're old and they're young.
Like they...
It's past.
It's past.
Yeah.
Yeah.
God, just these men.
Let go. Yeah.
Did you watch any of...
Age of attraction?
Yeah.
No.
Disgusting.
It's gross.
It's disgusting.
It's awful.
It's vile.
Honestly, I don't know.
Like how...
Why them hosting it is so crazy to me.
Why are they doing anything?
interviews, everything they say, I don't know why they have a podcast.
Honestly, they just need, like, go do your, I don't know what else I do.
Producing, I don't know.
Whatever else you do, do that because, like, I'm not a hater, right?
They have a baby.
It worked for them.
Great.
But every time I see an interview is like, makes me even more, like, physically sick when
Nick Vial will be like, they did something.
They were doing, I don't know, did they do junkets for the show?
They did junkets, yeah.
And he's just like, she pursued me.
And I was like, no.
Like, I was like, I don't think I can do this.
but she was like,
oh,
I didn't see that.
And I was like,
he's like,
all my friends were like,
no,
I don't know about Natalie.
We love her,
but good thing I didn't listen to them.
Because she,
you know,
but I had my reservations.
I was like,
I don't know.
I don't think I should,
you know.
But she was,
I hate when older guys say that.
She was 19,
20,
whatever you want to say 19.
It's,
it gives me that,
he gives me like so much.
And on that show,
we watch what?
Like,
I think we watched like the first half of it.
And then I just saw the spoilers
and when the guys like,
I'm 60 to like the 25 year old and she's just like, ah, like what?
Like it's just, and he looked good.
He looked good for his age.
Just not anything about how they look.
It's just like the fact that like they know how they, a six year old knows a young girl.
He always kind of ate too.
I thought you were older, he says.
It's like, no, you didn't.
You see that baby.
She looks like a baby.
I see a Connor Hudson.
It's like they're babies.
Like are they your age?
I don't know.
Younger.
Younger.
They're like 24.
Oh, okay.
That's what I thought.
I was like maybe if it's your age even because I look at you as young, but them, I'm like,
oh, they're babies, like they're actual babies, you know what I mean?
So it's like these men, and it's mostly the men.
I mean, there's some women on there, but they try to like go with the older guys.
The women, too.
I'm always like, I'm double standard, whatever.
But they're just so, the show is like so gross in so many ways.
And I'm just like, I don't know.
This is actually worse because you're actually being like, hey, here's a show where no one's going to judge you based on dating a younger person.
But like, go ahead and do that as if it's okay.
It's just like, it's actually like the most disgusting show I've ever seen.
I don't get it.
I don't get it.
Like, why are we doing this?
60 with a 23-year-old.
The age range is crazy.
If you're going to do an age range, maybe do 25 to like 45, I suppose.
I don't know.
I guess that's, you know, that's, I think that's enough salaciousness for it.
What is it?
22 to like 60.
Yeah.
That's gross.
That's disgusting.
And you're a predator if you're on that show.
Like you are.
Like, especially when you're 60.
He's seen like a nice guy.
He looked great.
I get it.
My question is why is a 60-year-old who's so successful and has it all together?
can't date someone 50, 45.
If you bought your house for a nickel
and there was no color
on the TV, like let it go.
Let it go. Yes, let's go to like a 40 year old.
Yes. That's young.
If you were finding out news via Paul Revere
throwing the newspaper at your door, so I do love that.
That is kind of the reference in my head right now.
Like if there was no, like literally,
if you had to find out about the goss at like
the water fountain at your work in the cafeteria,
like you got to let it go.
That's where you got.
If you're, yeah, finding the gossip on the, on the threads, on the message boards.
Yes, on the forums.
On the forums.
Oh, God, I hate it.
I hate it so much in every interview I see.
I just hate it more.
And I'm like trying not to be a hater.
Like, I really do.
Sometimes I'm like, just let things go.
Like, you know, like, who cares?
Like, let them live their lives.
That's not I'm trying to be like with everyone.
But then I just keep seeing it.
And it's like shoved down my face and it's giving.
I know you didn't watch Mormon wives, did you?
No.
Oh, my gosh.
I should have texted you to watch.
I'm also glued to this.
I'll keep it light.
I don't know.
Reality is exploited it for sure.
I just,
I guess maybe,
this is where I think I'm just too old.
I think I'm just like too old
because I'm just like,
I watch these shows and I'm just like,
who's watching this?
Who's like,
I love watching people in toxic relationships?
Like I love Taylor Frankie Paul.
I'm so seated for her,
but like, oh my God,
this season of,
I wish you wouldn't watch it.
I wish you could get into it
because I was talking about it
with glam earlier.
Tony watches it and I was just like,
it's so frustrating.
Like, I love her so much
and she's actually so frustrating
like to watch and just be so toxic
with like her baby daddy
who's like I don't like you.
you're not going to have a chance.
I'm going on the Bachelorette by to being like,
you slept with her?
Like how was,
and she has like kids and stuff.
She has a kid with him.
She's leaving for the bachelorette,
the next day,
by the way.
The next day,
she sleeps with her baby daddy
that she's still in love with
that she keeps going back and forth with.
And I'm like,
I get it.
It's like a little like,
you know,
it's maybe just like clout
to go on the bachelorette,
maybe whatever.
But there could be like some real guys in there for it.
It could be someone good there,
but you're like stuck on.
Someone's like Dakota comes into this.
I don't know.
The whole thing is like, and again, they're in their 30s.
They're so grown.
And I'm just like, ugh, I love it.
I'm seated for the other girls on it.
We were supposed to have Layla on last week, but her schedule got pushed around.
And I love the show, but damn, these reality shows, not for me.
Not for me.
I wish I could.
Love is blind.
It's okay, but even that.
It's like the guys are awful.
Like, give me a reality show.
I feel like people would like to watch a happy reality show.
What's the one?
Love on the Spectrum?
We love that show.
We love seeing people in love.
You know what I mean?
Like, well, let's get more of that.
Let's get Whitney and Connor a spinoff keeping up the love.
It's like I want more, even the Kardashians.
I'm like, you know what?
Let's just see them live fancy lives.
You know what I mean?
That's what we like to see.
I don't like, I don't know, the drama of it all.
I just, I get so over it.
It makes me sad.
I don't know.
I'm just going to watch The Bachelor out, I guess.
But I just am like so pissed.
It makes me so mad.
It's really for her because she's so pretty.
And like, she is so great, but she is just like the worst to everyone around her and just awful.
And people are feeling bad for all the guys going to the Bachelorette.
They're like, they're going there thinking they might meet someone.
Yes.
For her at the end to go back to our Dakota is the name?
Yeah.
And you know they are because they had a pause filming today.
They paused filming on season five because something between her and Dakota was too tumultuous.
So you mean you filmed the entire Bachelorette because Jesse was like, this is a crazy season.
You film the entire thing and you're already talking to Dakota again like that where you're causing a fight.
Co-parenting I get, but you're causing a fight where like production has to stop and like everyone else on the show has to suffer because of you guys just being so immature.
And they try to play it off like acting and oh my God, you guys believe in everything you see.
It's like, no.
Like this is all real.
whether it's real or fake, you look stupid.
You're, like, hurting the jobs of everybody else on the show.
Like, it's not, she's, Taylor, Frank Paul's the reason the show is successful,
but I'd be fine to, like, see it without it this next seat.
Especially Dakota.
Got to go.
All the men, all the men go, except for Connor.
Everyone else needs to go, because the other one, Jen, Jen Afflix, man,
see anything about this?
You haven't seen any clips.
Oh, my God.
Did I send you this clip?
I sent it to you because it made me think of you.
Jen and Whitney weren't dancing with the stars, and they just show a little bit of it.
But I don't even know his name.
I do not know.
his name, the blonde one who looks like a toe that's married to Jen Affleck. He was so,
okay, so Whitney's husband, Connor is just like, you know, he basically like quit his job or
work from home or something now to support her to go to L.A. They both had to like move to L.A.
And, you know, they both have three kids, each of these families, whatever. And he's so supportive
and he's like, you know, wearing team, you know, Whitney Mark shirts. The other guy, he gets jealous
because Jen is dancing with her partner, Jan, in front of like the sleeping beauty castle.
and he's like, I don't really, you know, like, you're not being a mom to our kids.
Instead, you're going to do dances in front of a castle with yawn.
And it's like, she's on a competition show where people are voting for her.
What's Disney.
Disney League.
Everyone's at Disney.
And, like, he was so jealous.
He was so ugly looking.
He's just like, oh, the kids miss you and the kids this.
And then she's like, well, if I moved to L.A., like, what that's?
He's like, yeah, that would.
Like, why would we do that?
Like, he was so ugly, so awful.
They were so ugly and awful to Whitney.
They were, she's like, Broadway was my dream.
When he's like, do you own that dream?
No.
No, you don't.
Like, it is so toxic this show.
And I just had to start watching just clips because I started watching the first couple episodes
and I was like, I can't do this anymore.
But the men on the show, I will say.
The women are wonderful.
The men on the show are awful.
Layla talked about using a GLP1 and she's like, she's tiny.
She's like 100 pounds.
And even more.
And then one of the Mormon wives were like, hey, do you ever think you would stop using
a GLP1?
I can't.
And she talks about it.
Like, she's just like addicted to it and like can't.
And obviously her must.
boyfriend too who's like 24 trying to be like oh the kids are manipulating you like these men are
i don't have to watch i don't have to watch it you're kind of selling it to me though i hear me too i haven't
watched one season before this season four i know and unfortunately everyone's going to watch it now because i
started watching it too yeah you're actually you're i fear you're selling it to me i think you have to watch
yeah because there is just something about mess like the voyeur and me and like i'm so curious and
nosy i fear that's why i watched 90-day fiancee like i'm just nosy it's
Giving same tease.
And like, I'm with you.
I like mess.
I know why people like mess, right?
Because it's like, you're watching it.
It's like, oh, thank God that's not us.
Like, we're the normal ones over here.
And I like, I get it.
We like to watch it.
It's cute.
It's cute until it's toxic.
And that's where I don't like Taylor in.
Because like Jen and her man, just go be toxic together.
Like, at least you're out of the dating pool.
Like, go be weird together.
Taylor and whatever, they're like, you know,
they're entangling everyone else and their kids and the mom.
And she's like flying someone out from TikTok.
And it just looks.
And no one around her is being like,
hey, this is weird.
As opposed to everyone else is like, you know, reading Jen right now being like,
that was weird because she called, she was like, oh, Whitney, we were never friends.
Why would I ever congratulate you in Chicago?
And when he's like, you stayed with us in our Airbnb in L.A.
Like, it was so crazy and so diabolical.
And I do love it.
The women are fierce.
The men are actual slosh.
And I feel even to Jen, like, I don't know, that husband.
Zach.
Zach?
That's a name?
He looks like a toe.
He looks like a toe.
And, you know, I don't speculate.
But I think what they're saying might be right.
What other people are saying, not me.
know. And it's true. And maybe he's just not happy with himself. And there is something to it because
he is just a miserable. He has no hobbies. And by the way, Casey, I need to also point out,
Connor had a job. He was like a technical analyst before. Okay. So he started a job. Whitney was a stay-at-home
mom. It's obviously switched now because Whitney's an influencer. Zach, have you ever been employed?
Never. We have never seen you employed, sir. What are you complaining about? He is just like so, like,
stressed about her, like being a rising star.
It's like, you're finally getting to eat because of the Mormon wives.
You know what I mean?
Like, you're finally able to do something.
And he's just like, so like, well, what about me?
And it's like, what about you?
He does have his manager as his, like, email contact in his bio, which is so funny.
He has a manager?
Yeah.
Is it real?
Look up the car.
There's no way.
It's real.
It's literally him.
It's literally just like him being like, hey, this is Alex.
I'm in Zach's manager.
Like, there's no way.
Yeah.
It's like a real company.
There's a lot of different levels of management.
We learned that, yes.
There is levels of management.
Well, you know, it is one of the ones where they have their own domain and everything.
Well, I've been with those two and they've been a little suss.
They've been suss.
Well, I'm going to email.
I'm going to see what he's doing.
Reach out for a statement.
What's the rate card?
I need to know where that rate card is.
You know what I mean?
Because like Jen is doing a Dunkin' Donuts commercial.
Okay.
Like, she was doing stuff.
So I don't know why she was just being like a hater.
She was a good dancer.
She was being a hater.
And Connor was so supportive the whole time of Mark and her.
And it's just like, and Connor is doing magic tricks.
He's like, yeah, now that I'm like a stay-at-home dad,
like I'm doing hobbies, I'm doing magic tricks.
And Zach is just looking at him like, uh, like, what are you,
what's your passion, Zach?
I don't know.
The whole thing is just awful.
The other man, I don't even know.
I don't know.
One's getting divorced.
They've been together since they were like 16.
They're getting divorced.
I don't know.
They're all just awful.
As Wendy Williams once said,
denial is a river in Egypt.
Your husband is gay.
That's just a quote I like.
It has nothing to do with what we just said.
But he's awful.
I'm sorry.
If you're awful, it's like Timothy with the ballet.
Like, if you're going to be awful, just expect a little repercussions.
And by the way, before any of the Mormon wives are like, we need some privacy.
You guys don't even know.
We don't believe everything you see.
No, if you put your lives on TV, that's the whole point is for a discourse, a discussion.
And guess what?
Everyone's watching it more because everyone's discussing it.
But the ones that are like, don't talk about us.
What do you mean?
You just put your entire affair on camera with Harry Joussey.
Harry Jousy makes an appearance.
I did hear about that as well, yeah.
He did.
He did a, he made a statement.
you see his statement?
No.
He's like, he didn't know because he was in the Taylor Dakota Warfare.
I saw the headline, but I didn't read it.
Yeah, and he's like, they were in town for L.A.
I had dancing with stars.
He's like, I just came over.
I had no idea what was happening.
He's like, I went in the back.
Taylor and Dakota were fighting.
So I was like, let's do an egg race.
So then he went into the kitchen to get eggs.
And then they were there fighting.
And he's like, okay, I'm just going to leave.
He's like, I didn't even know any of the lore what was happening.
It was so weird.
She invited him over to make Dakota jealous.
But then her TikTok fling that she was going to hook up with was
I'm like, girl, it's not cute.
Taylor, everyone loves you.
You're going to be the bachelor.
They should have given the bachelor to Layla
because she really wants to find love with her two kids.
But everyone loves you, Tate.
Like, everyone loves her.
It's so much.
She has such pretty privilege that people look past all her bad behaviors.
So much pretty privileged.
But if this was like a guy going on The Bachelor
and like cooking up with like his ex on TV right before.
And like everybody would be up in arms.
I think that's happened.
That obviously not.
They weren't like famous before.
But I think it came out where like someone was.
looking up with like their extra before or whatever.
And there was like a whole thing.
It was like a whole explosive thing at like the tell-all.
Yes.
And that was someone private with a private person.
This is Taylor Frankie Paul on the public bigger reality story.
On the synergy, by the way, on the synergy Disney,
Disney, Hulu.
You know what I mean?
Like it's the same thing.
And it's like, I just, you know.
Mind you, the Lizzie McGuire reboot was too mature for her.
Because there was a cheating scandal on there.
Because Lizzie McGuire or someone cheated.
Oh no, we can't air that.
What do you mean?
All we're doing is watching.
Too much for Hulu.
Yes.
We're just watching.
This whole show started because of saw swinging
and divorces and marriages
happening all the time.
And just like, what do you mean?
This is what we're watching.
This is what we want.
We want to see Lizzie cheat on Gordo.
This is what, and at least it's fiction.
At least where we could be like, okay,
it's just character, it's fine.
This one is like real and it's just like,
what?
It's a mess.
I am seated.
But I don't like Taylor and I wish I could boycott.
Maybe I'll boycott.
I'll watch The Bachelor.
I just can't stand them.
I used to be Team Dakota.
And I don't blame her.
Her mom's a match.
She's on the show.
Her mom is horrible to her.
Like she obviously is a product of like her upbringing.
But it just, she has everything.
You have everything.
Girl.
Everyone still loves you.
Everyone loves you.
Okay.
But like, what are you doing?
Yeah.
I'm annoyed.
I was annoyed by it and I had no one to talk about it with.
I did a TikTok Friday night before getting ready for our sushi date.
And I think I was talking to the abyss because I think I was shadow band.
My, sometimes didn't want to like 17,000 views.
I'm like, I'm leaving it up.
Because I was so annoyed.
My whole TikTok was that.
that and the fruits, but other than that.
And I really do watch them.
I was like, oh, you actually watch those?
I was like, yes, I watch those fruits all the time.
You need to boycott those next.
Taylor, Fricky Paul, and then the fruits.
Well, at least it's fictional portrayal.
And that's what I'm here for.
I just, I know.
It sucks.
It sucks because I do love Taylor and I'm going to watch The Bachelorette.
But it's like I think Dakota needs to go.
I think that is it because we're all of Taylor.
We'll stand her.
Get him out.
It's like Chloe and Tristan.
You got to remove yourself from this.
Remove it.
And Chloe did nothing wrong.
Well, I guess, whatever.
In my head, whatever.
with her situation with Tristan, but it's fine, co-parent,
like him, we don't need to see him on TV.
Same thing with Kanye.
Like any of that stuff we don't have to see on TV,
and I think that's with Dakota.
You know what?
Yeah, T, you make a good point.
Because there comes a time where, like,
at first, people can sympathize or empathize,
but it comes to a point where it's like, girl,
I can't help you if you don't help yourself.
You got to, at this point, you see it, we all see it.
You got to take yourself out of the situation.
Yes.
Yes.
That's what, oh, my God.
Okay, I don't know his name.
There's a guy.
follow. He's so funny. And he was talking about
Mormon-wise, and he's just like, I was like, how does affect you?
Does it affect you? He's like, yes, it does affect me because I care about you.
And that's how I feel. It's like, we care about this person. Like, it does affect us
because you show your children, you show your life, you show all this stuff like that. Like,
it does affect us because you are that person that keeps going back to this toxic.
Both of them are so, so toxic to each other. Just constantly trying to make each other
mad and jealous and, you know, she's calling out, did you enjoy the sex? Like, just
like crazy. Like, and it's just like, we care about you. But that's why he said. He's like,
Now I have to just like give it up.
Be like, I'm going to be that friend.
Like, yeah, oh, that's crazy.
Oh, wow.
Like, just that friend that's just like, I'm not going to help you.
I don't have to be invested anymore because it's just like it's actually so sad to watch.
And it's just like, it's just sad.
I don't know.
It's just sad.
I feel like people really liked Whitney because I guess I never watched the first seasons.
I guess she was a villain in the first couple seasons.
I don't know why.
I don't know how.
But, you know, people like her because now that's like she's showing like a different like path,
a different whatever that she's on.
So it's like we'd love to see it.
growth and I think now it's been we're on season five I think we need to see some growing
and less going back to the same bullshit just like I don't know it's just like not cute like that's
your brand you know what I mean you're the bachelorette I don't know I guess they don't care anymore
about their I mean not just with her in general like also guys on there are diabolical like some of the
guys they've had I'm like I mean Nick vile was on two seasons I was I was reading the lore two seasons
and I'm like you're going to be the bachelor and I was like I don't I don't know
going on over there.
I don't know what's going on over there.
All I know is dancing Starstall hasn't casted me.
And I was always told, I'm too controversial.
But those Mormon wives are just wild.
They're wild out there.
I don't know.
It's very weird.
I don't know.
It's so annoying.
I'm frustrated.
I got so mad.
I never make TikToks on like current events, but I'm just, I want to make another one.
Because I was just like, this is crazy.
And the jealousy.
Oh, gosh, the jealousy of.
Yeah. One thing I've learned from Tanna, my favorite lesson I learned for her is she's like truly happy for other people's like other women's success. Like if someone gets something. I've seen a clip of her and Brooke from a long time ago. And Brooke's talking about how like Pete Davidson, she had like two chances to hook up with him. Do you ever see this clip? I guess he like DM'd her and like they text a couple times and she like flew to New York to like see him or whatever like that. And like Tanna was like, you know, she's like geeking out. She like loves Pete and she like, oh my God, I'd give anything to like, you know, be with Pete or whatever. Obviously like it didn't work out or whatever. But the fact that she goes.
so hard for like anyone just like getting something and success.
Like that's what you need to see.
If you, I will tell you as someone who's not always been like that, who's always been
jealous.
If you are jealous of someone else, which is clearly Jen of Whitney, it's because something's
hurting you.
There's something in your life that's not making you happy.
I'm going to just guess Zach is the number one.
But if it's not him, figure out something else.
Figure out what is not making you happy because she is miserable.
And I think in juxtaposition, like in the comparison to Whitney and Hunter, like I think
she was just like, because she is beautiful.
She's talented.
She's in a Dunkin commercial with Ben Affleck.
Like, it's cool.
Something's not making her happy.
Because if you're jealous when she's like, oh, okay, like she's the star of Broadway.
Okay, I guess she couldn't be the star of our social.
She's starring in Broadway as if it's like...
She's starring in Chicago and it has broken every single record.
She's selling out every single show for like eight weeks straight.
Like, it's actually so insane and it's jealousy.
And it doesn't look good on anyone.
It doesn't look on anyone.
And I think that was me.
I think that's why I had zits and greasy hair.
I think I was ugly.
I think the ugly was eating me from the inside out because I was jealous.
I was bitter.
And why was that because I was unhappy?
because I wouldn't leave my house
because I didn't think
I was pretty because I didn't always shower
you know what I mean?
Like those are the reasons
I was unhappy.
I was depressed.
Had to go to therapy.
Had a mental illness.
Like there's so many things
that were making me unhappy
and I was so jealous of everyone else.
So if someone was doing a boyfriend tag
I was like, ugh, losers.
Wow, you're doing a boyfriend tag?
You're so pathetic.
Are they?
Are they just living life?
Yeah.
Yeah.
You wish it was you with the boyfriend.
First guy that ever gave me a little attention.
Oh, let's do boyfriend tag, you know?
I don't care if you're gay or straight.
We're doing it.
You know?
It's like, anyways.
It's just.
Oh, my God.
It's an ugly look.
It's ugly.
It makes you look.
I thought she was so pretty.
I was like, ew, that's such an ugly look.
And a lot of those girls are very supportive on there.
We love that.
I love women supporting women, but.
You got to host the reunion or something.
Love it to host that reunion.
Yeah, you got to have like the realness.
Yes, because now I am seated.
You know what?
I will finish it.
I only watched the first half and I was annoyed, but, and I've seen the clips,
obviously, how it ends.
But I will, I will host.
it because I do love and that's it comes from place to love I do love all those girls
including Jen this is my tire moment we're all rooting for you we're already going to say it is
kind of giving that yeah because like it's true like she she did dancing with the stars three months
postpartum she had uh she had her last baby when I had Aquaman and then they did dancing
with stars two months later and I was just like that's so insane that you were able to do that
like it is you are going through so much she's still technically postpartum there's so much oh my
where are we at sorry okay I'm my other thing I other thing so Whitney and her getting a fight
Whitney yells.
And my biggest pet peeve is when someone like pokes the bear, right?
They poke the bear.
They poke it.
And they're like, oh, see, you're the one.
Yeah.
Look at you being mad and upset.
And it's like, so it made Whitney yell.
So then Whitney calls to apologize.
It's like, hey, sorry, yell to Jen.
Can we meet up in person?
This is after she gets eliminated.
Whatever.
Whitney's sitting there.
This is during the Dancing with the Stars.
Jen is eliminated.
Woody's still in rehearsal mode.
She's sitting there waiting.
Who walks in?
Zach.
Because her and Jen are supposed to meet.
And Zach walks in.
Instead of Jen.
Instead of Jen.
Instead of Jen.
It's like, what are you doing here?
You're selling this to me?
Like, I don't know if I'm easily influenced or if you're just the saleswoman of a generation.
Because damn, are you in the marketing or the street team?
As sponsors.
Because all of a sudden, I'm like, hold on now.
Me knowing all their names and I had no idea who they were 10 minutes ago.
No, these are all names.
Jen, Whitney, Taylor, the most common basic names.
I know all of them, except for Musty Zach.
But now I know him.
Okay.
So he comes in and she gives him hug.
Everyone in the comment section, we're like, we're leaving.
No way in hell are we sitting to talk to a man about this.
kidding me. And she's like, what are you doing here? He's like, I sent Jen and like, well, why? And he's like, well, to be
honest, you know, she's probably scared you're going to yell at her. I was like, she sat and talked to
it. I know. I know. I know. And I was like, what? What? Excuse me? She's like, well, he goes, she's like,
well, I, you know, I called and apologized and said I was sorry. He's like, he goes,
are you sorry? He's like, but then she's like, but then they go into the conversation, right? After
Jen gets eliminated, she goes on live with Yon and they're like, who are you voting for? And she's like,
not Whitney. And so what he's like,
Okay, why would she say that, you know, obviously to like have a, you know, and at the time, people hated Whitney.
Because let's all remind everybody, Whitney and Mark had the highest scores the whole season.
They were getting the highest scores up to that point above Robert Irwin, Alex Earle, highest scores.
Highest scores.
Okay?
This all happens.
They get eliminated in sixth place, but the highest scores of the leaderboard.
So, like, obviously it did something.
So she has Zach.
She goes, well, she could have just said, who are you voting for?
Because his excuse was like, oh, he thinks other people deserve it more than you.
So she could say, okay, vote, I'm voting for Alex.
Yeah.
You don't have to say Robert Irwin.
Yeah, Robert Irwin.
And he's like, it wasn't with malice attempt.
What?
That is literally, what's the intent?
That's the, that's the way.
Girl, this is me irate.
I'm irate.
How hard people?
Oh my God.
It just makes me actually so mad.
This guy needs to be booted.
He needs to be fired.
I feel like if there is that, because the girls are drama on their own.
We love it.
They can just be drama.
The men can just go eat a bachshunds, honestly.
Because it's just like, what are you doing gaslighting?
And then to be like, oh,
She was scared.
She was like, well, she is sorry for?
Is she because she's not here?
He's like, well, you yelled at her.
Well, she's, okay, but she's not here.
And then she, and then it was the whole thing.
So when I saw him, as soon as he walked in, I would have, hell no.
If I'm like, you and me are going to sit down and then you bring your, you have your husband come in.
Hell no.
It makes me, man.
We, we hate, I think.
I don't know.
I think I hate from afar.
I don't know you, but.
I can't even tell you what I would have done if I was Whitney.
I would have literally walked right out.
I know Jen is around here somewhere.
I know where I'm sitting in the van out in the,
fucking parking lot and I would have just walked my up went to see peaked in the freaking
parking lot see where the camera's at because I know she's out here somewhere like going like
this with a little maniacal fingers thinking that she pulled one over on me you did not pull one over
on me I am going straight to you I'm I'm not going to sit here and deal with your shenanigans and
your antics and have you have this little laugh at my expense no I'm going straight to your
yes like what are you talking about like you really thought this was gonna you were going to pull one
over on me no I'm not
even going to give you the pleasure because guess what I could rip into this man that you sent in here this little clown this fool this little rat that you sent in to try to eat me up I could eat him up but I'm actually not even going to waste my time nor effort because it's too damn easy so actually I'm gonna walk around bypass this little one and I'm going straight to your and I'm letting you have it because now you just made a fool out of yourself and I'm gonna let you know that you did so and I'm also gonna let the six cameras because guess what now we have the camera that's on you and the audio guide that's on you and we have
the audio guy and the cameraman who's on me sitting inside.
And guess what?
Now I'm going to walk over with them.
I'm going to say, come on, you guys.
Walk over.
And now we have more angles.
Yes.
So I could really get into you.
360.
360.
Like, I actually am so mad and I haven't even watched the show.
I don't even know any of these people's faces,
but I'm like so upset.
Oh, I know.
And the faces, yeah, that's, okay.
And then Zach goes on to social media this past week
and calls Whitney a narcissist in a comment,
but quickly deleted because the comments true his ass.
They ate them up.
Yeah.
But Whitney, she gets on something.
I don't know what she's on.
TikTok. It's something that someone re-upload. She's like on live. She's like, on live. She's like,
live responding to this comment because it deleted. She was he deleted it. Otherwise, I
were responded directly to that comment. But let me just respond here. And she was usually I'm not
good with the clapbacks or whatever like that. But he called her narcissist. He's like,
how are you diagnosing anybody when you dropped out of medical school? And I was like,
period. She ate them up. And I was like very, very true. What are you doing with your life
actually? And to call her a narcissist is crazy. Jen doubled down on the show and was like,
I stand by it. She was friends with this girl that didn't like me, whatever. But
now in interviews and their little junkie where the six of them are sitting,
now Jen likes to be like, well, I was just sad after I got eliminated and you would be two
and you want to want to go to that lunch.
It's like, no, no, no, no, no.
You know why you've been doubling down multiple times saying Whitney is the evil.
But then when you saw that no one else was on your side, I think they thought they were going to eat
and everyone was going to be on their side and no one was on their side.
I wanted to switch up and save a little phase.
Yes.
And now she's like, yeah, I was just like really sad.
Whitney probably want to do it.
Oh, don't come here and pull the mental health part on me after you just did all these antics and
that part.
Don't be a gas lighter manipulator.
and then be like, okay, my mental health, it's like, okay, no, it's like, I mean, maybe.
They probably have some mental health problems, is what I'm guessing.
But if it actually went the way that they wanted, they wouldn't care about Whitney's mental health at all.
That part.
So don't come here and play the mental health part with me, why not because it's not working on your favor.
Not that part.
And also, get help.
Okay, like if you're, like, terrorizing people and stuff like that because of your mental illness, I, e.
Me, like, get help.
Because, like, just because you're mentally ill and hurt doesn't mean you can, like, hurt other people.
Who also everyone has mental health issues, by the way.
I think everybody has some sort of something.
whether it's anxiety, depression, there's something, okay?
There's no one that's like, I am perfectly sane all the time, like, absolutely not.
So you can't just go around being diabolical to people and be like not Whitney.
And like all this stuff in the competition, it's heightened, it's all this stuff like that.
It's just like, you can't be awful.
And then just be like, actually, I was, I was just got eliminated.
I was going through a mental health thing.
It's like, no, no, that's not how it works.
Maybe, but also get help.
And it's like, that's it.
So I don't know.
It was, you know, it was stressful.
I almost drank this weekend.
I almost had a sock.
I almost, yes, I had an apple juice on the rocks.
I said, get those scotch glasses out.
And it did take the ad job.
Yes, it did.
It did take the edge off a little bit.
Thank God she's Mormon.
She doesn't drink.
That's right.
And that's the craziest part.
And that's what Harry Jaws is head.
He's like, nobody was drunk, but everyone was yelling.
And I was like, yeah, that's the scariest.
Yeah.
When Harry Joussey is the most rational man in the room.
That's how you know we've really reached new lows.
Yes.
He said that.
He's like, I just like love.
because I was like, I was trying to light in the mood and be like, let's do like an egg race or something.
And he's like, I just laughed because I like don't know what was happening.
And I'm like, that's terrifying actually that you said Harry Jousie is like.
The mature one.
Yeah.
But Harry, Harold Jousie, the voice of reason.
That's when you know you truly need to like get it together.
Get it together.
That should be the wake up call truly.
Yes.
Yes.
This is nuts.
This is so.
It's crazy.
Watch it.
It's worth it.
Season 4 is worth it.
I haven't watched the other seasons.
I don't know if I want to watch the other seasons.
This season is just like.
Maybe I should to get more a backstory because everyone's like Taylor's always been this awful.
People are now just like realizing it now or whatever.
I don't know.
But I want to see why Whitney was the bad one.
Like I need to know.
Obviously there's a couple divorcing right now, Macy and someone else.
And I need a little, they're lower.
But honestly, all these guys are just awful.
All the men are awful.
They're awful.
This makes me really like Whitney though because again, better woman than me.
Because if I saw that little comment, again, I would have had the graphic over the video with my little caption.
Even if it was live, I would have just screen recorded it.
clip my own live made it a real.
Yeah.
Okay.
I would have literally put a little headline up top.
Yeah.
A beauty filter on me.
The comment right here under my face in the caption,
tagging him.
You know what I would also do?
I would also go into the video itself and also tag him.
I also invite as collaborator.
I'm inviting you as a freaking collaborator.
So everyone can see what you're up to.
At least see your lives.
Yeah.
If you're going to be about it, then I'm going to invite you to clap.
And you better accept.
the damn collab.
Like that actually pissed me off.
And then I would actually tell my publicist,
I'd be like, can you actually issue a press release
as this is my official statement?
You clown-up, punk-ass little rat.
Yes.
And that's the official press release.
And I'm going to have it picked up in all the trades.
And on top of that, I'm going to have a gorgeous headshot.
He attached to the press release and an ugly picture of you.
So they don't even have to do the work.
The editors can just literally save it to the desktop,
upload it on their little website, type out their article.
Public, and then it's over.
And then guess what?
Those little Google news alerts, you're going to feel some type of way when you look
in ugly and musty and crusty and every little alert that comes up.
Ooh.
Get on it.
Call them for PR.
Damn, you really, I did not feel like a gift.
I really like, you know, the soda look good.
Like the swig.
I was like, take mealy.
That's all over than you.
But damn you.
I'm like, my blood pressure is like, right.
I know.
I know.
Same.
And I was invested.
And then when they were Airbnb being here in L.A.,
everyone was on TikTok was like, is that Shane Doss.
his old house. It was like, and it looks just like the one where he used to dance in his kitchen
and stuff like that, like that really old one. I was like, is it his house? We need to know.
Whitney, let me know. We're obese. Yes. I would love, love, love to know. Oh, my God. No, I need to, I need to all
them. I mean, I love it. No, I, no, you ate. Like, honestly,
oh, oh, don't piss me off. Yeah. Oh, it's me off. Same. Though, though, I, I,
a month ago, I called the, uh, husband. What are they called? Diet,
is what they call themselves.
I said they were all ugly.
And everyone came from me
and everyone was just like,
oh, that's crazy.
Like, don't come for them, whatever.
But it's like, no.
What?
Yeah, some of the comments.
They're like, oh, yeah, I guess.
They're like, whatever.
But they're fine.
He's good looking, whatever.
And they're like, no,
they're all ugly, musty, dusty.
Connor's getting a little redemption,
but only because he's supporting our queen.
Other than that, I'm just like, okay.
And he does magic.
Okay, fine.
But everyone else,
and Dakota especially,
drag him out of that show.
I better not see any of them
on Dancing with the Stars.
The men, the women, fine.
We have three more Mormon wives on this season.
Oh my gosh.
This is crazy.
Wild.
It took me out.
Oh, my God.
I made me so mad like all week.
I got absent moz.
If you don't see anything, my Mormon is nothing.
What do you mean?
That's my whole for.
You paid.
It made me so sad.
I kept setting him stuff.
I was like, look at this, look at this.
But I sent him a lot, so maybe you didn't see them all.
You didn't see anything?
Not the Mormon wives.
I just see people getting kidnapped by dolphins and stuff like that.
Oh, and the gloves.
Oh, yeah, people love the gloves.
Where are they at today?
Been practicing.
They're right here.
Okay.
Anything, you don't want to show us anything right now?
Oh, well, I get up in the one.
Oh, well.
Well, I only takes, oh, okay.
It's like it's going to hit me a minute.
You got a warm up, do some stretches.
Do what?
Stretches, you know, kind of stretch.
Oh, stretch out some fingers.
Kind of work out the.
I love it.
We do you mean you have any donuts.
I brought St. Patrick's Day plates, but they're all the way up, but we'll get them later.
I got donuts.
I got little leprecons.
Patreon
You get him ready
Looks like you're going to kill somebody
I'm like guys like just strapping up his gloves
It's like okay
The way you were putting him on though
Why were you doing it so
Sinister
You're like
How always we put a glove on
I don't know
The way you're doing it is crazy
That guy does look like
JFK Jr, huh?
How do you look so much like
Paul Anthony Kelly?
Yeah
Like identical
He came out nowhere
He's just like this person
That Ryan Murphy will really
Coats the end of the earth
He does to find
I wonder who is next
good-looking killer is some unknown guy from ohio i'm sure yeah where is part anthony
kelly from actually he seems oh he's just doing so he did oh he did okay shut the light so you
could see him more i was canadian okay canada's really having its moment the hotties they're
all from yeah they really are family edison's from canada hudson oh yeah shadow canada
bonyang bonyang boeing is canadian oh i did not know that
He was born in Australia, but raised in Canada.
Wow.
He gives such like, I don't know, in my head, I guess just because I know him as a New Yorker.
Right.
But he does give that.
And I think Colorado he lived in.
I think he was like Australia, Canada, Colorado.
Okay.
And then went to New York.
Yeah.
Did you see Nicole Kim in on Las Colchristi.
I have my Looney Tunes characters on today.
Yes.
We love Looney Tunes.
We love Looney Tunes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Now, don't you do...
Tweety Bird!
Don't you do a little quacka?
There's Tweety!
Oh my God.
Why was she so cooey?
I love it.
She is so fierce me.
She's just like, what was the Tweety Bird thing?
Was she just like, high or what?
She was talking about how much she loves Looney Tunes.
And then Matt Rogers, like, remember he was wearing a Looney Tunes graphic tea under his sweater.
He's like, oh, I have the Looney Tunes right here.
And he goes, oh, Tweedy Bird.
Oh, Tweety Bird.
She was on Molly or something.
I think she's just like that.
that.
No.
You know, you just said, like, everyone has a little mental illness.
I think Nicole Kidman, like, we think she's on something because she is just so stable.
Right.
And, like, has such a nice life that, like, that's what a normal person looks like.
But to us, that looks crazy.
Right.
Because we are the ones that have neurodivergent mental illness that's not in the third.
That's kind of the vibe.
She's just living life and we're all like something's wrong with her.
She's just kind of living.
And she just seems like very well adjusted and very happy.
And she's just found a lovely balance in her life.
I love it.
She's AMC Queen.
Well, yes.
And I love it.
Did she tell the story in Los Angeles?
That was she told the story?
Yeah.
Of how that came to be like during like the COVID and they were trying to keep people in the theaters or something like that.
Actually, I think that one was on one of the late night shows.
Oh, I love her.
I love her.
How do we get the AMC?
That's a part of bucket.
I need that purse bucket.
Tanna's texting me.
Moses texted me.
We need it.
I tweeted them.
I want to get that.
Are we going to get that early?
Are we going to get that early?
How are we going to get it?
We need the hookup with AMC or actually.
AMC.
An employee, if you want to just, you know, sneak a little.
Yes, yeah.
Give us a DM.
Email one of us.
We'll pay you for the risk.
Yeah, double.
I always do double.
Yeah.
There you go.
I'll pay you double.
Because I ordered us those purse things you sent me via TikTok the purse drinks.
Oh, yes.
But I'm like, ooh, we could have purse popcorn to go with it.
Yes.
And AMC.
You know you can get the large bag of popcorn from AMC?
Uh-huh.
I didn't know this.
Oh my gosh.
You could fill up those bags all the time.
I'm seated.
I don't like Devil Wars Prada,
but I am seated for that purse popcorn.
It's going to be everything.
Yeah.
Yeah.
The popcorn buckets having gagged me in a moment.
Like, I can't.
Yes.
Nothing.
I was like, ooh, that's fierce.
No.
But they did their big one.
Yes.
I need it.
A purse popcorn bucket is fierce as hell.
It's coming up me first.
Yeah.
And I know a gay person was in there, like in the design room.
I think the gay person designed the Dune one.
Yeah.
Oh.
Designed this Devil Wars Prada one.
Gays around the world.
Yeah, T, yeah.
I really do. Can I say that?
I guess so.
Yeah.
Oh, I love on Flopcast too hard.
You're like, just always ask, can I say that?
Is that offensive?
I kind of do.
Hey, I got brand deals.
I never got in my 20 years of being an influencer.
I am keeping those brand deals.
Okay.
Yeah, but it's funny though because I even like not on camera, like just us talking like regular
life, you always like, you always ask that to you be like, is that a right word?
Or like.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I never want to be offensive anymore because even in my offensive era.
I truly wasn't trying to be
early on, yes, okay,
if you're like in the chicken nugget,
not that, not even that one, that was drunk.
Okay, if you're in like the dogs
had brain error, so I'm back at the beach apartment
and I had that low ankle and my boobs were out.
Okay, maybe I was trying to be funny, maybe.
I don't know if I was trying to be offensive.
I don't think I was ever trying to offend communities.
I'm going to stand by that.
I feel like you were trying to be outrageous.
Outrageous.
So like, I did one about like men being superior to women.
This was like really old.
But it was like literally bit for bit
and Andy Kaufman like bit.
Like it was like word for word.
And Andy Kaufman joke.
so trying to be outrageous and trying to be like wow
and so I wasn't ever trying to be like
offense obviously the whole transgender thing
and that's a whole different thing because I like definitely wasn't
trying to be but
but I guess my whole point is sometimes I didn't know
do you know what I mean? Sometimes you don't know when you're being
offense obviously if you're saying like the N word or something
obviously you know what I mean but like in some cases
you don't know even now I just don't offend anybody
because like I am in the era where I'm like trying not to say people off
because I understood how it could have pissed people off in the past
And I'm like, I feel bad for it.
I feel bad for it.
Like, that's annoying.
And that's what I carry with me forever.
And people will always be like, Trish as a bad person because of like, whatever, not to get into it.
But like, you know, years ago.
And it sucks.
But I really just don't want to offend anyone.
I don't really like offensive humor either.
I don't think.
I think I used to.
I think I don't like it anymore.
Like the office, you watch it and you're kind of like, I don't know.
Not that funny.
Do you know?
Yeah, I guess it depends.
Like, I like a reading challenge on drag race.
So different.
Yeah.
But it has to be like funny and it has to be like well intention.
Yes.
Intent goes a long way.
Well, intended.
Yeah.
It's yes, yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
It's, yes.
Yes, drag queens can get away with like everything because they're funny and
their drag and they've gone through adversity.
You know, they've done like so much.
You know what I mean?
There's different levels.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I don't know.
I think I can, I think I'm a lot to make fat jokes.
But even that, I'm like, I don't know if I need to like make fun of anyone for
being fat.
You know what I mean?
Like, oh, you're fat.
Okay.
There's no joke.
there. There's no punchline. I think I could. I don't even do that either. You just
make it about yourself too. Like you're more self-deprecating than anything. And I feel like even
back then I was like always like that if I thought I had something. But you know what I mean?
I get it. Look, I get it. I get it. I offended people and I'm sorry. But try not to.
Trying to only write my wrongs by being a better person. But sometimes intentionally I just
say offensive things. Like even in real life legal with us, sometimes I'm just like, was that okay
to say? But I think I've gotten better.
Yeah, no, I think you're most considerate, like, you tried not to, I don't know, like, you're anxious to be offensive.
Yeah, I don't want to describe someone as like, oh, the fat girl.
Do you know what I mean?
Yeah, I mean, even, I feel like it's just like also a constant process of learning things to you.
Because like, I'll use myself for an example.
I think I've said this before too, but it was like, I forget.
I was like, oh, oh, we can, like at work.
I was like, oh, we can powwow about this later.
And then someone was like, oh, but like that actually could be offensive because for Native American.
that was a completely different, like, cultural meaning.
I was like, oh, I didn't even think about that.
So it's just, like, learning things like that.
It changes, yeah.
I think the word ID-I-O-T, I think is offensive now, too, and I didn't know.
And I never was like, this is why.
And you're just like, okay, I think it's good.
I think it's good.
I don't think everyone's going to ever, like, or me too woke.
I'm like, I don't think anyone's, like, too woke.
I think it's fine to be telling people something is offending you.
Yeah.
Again, with how you say it.
Like, the way you can go about educating people.
Some people get really intense.
And like, I think people can tell if someone has a slip up where it's like, you know, not with malice, you know?
Yes.
And then, but people will just be like so mean about it.
It's like, okay, well, you're not helping anybody if you're going to yell at someone and be mean and nasty.
Like if your idea of like trying to teach someone is like moralizing it and then giving to give yourself an excuse like be mean, nasty, sick and twisted, then like you're not a better person than me.
you actually are the worst person
because, like, you're going to sit here
and be, like, a terrible person on purpose
as someone who, like, was maybe ignorant
didn't know well-intentioned enough.
Right.
Yeah.
Right.
You want people to, like, change a girl.
And then you're just like, they apologize.
Like, nope, not enough.
You still said it.
And I was like, well, I'm...
And then they go and say a million thing.
And you're nasty, disgusting, hankle, pimple big...
Yeah, they all of a sudden, you're telling me all this.
I'm like, okay, you're actually sick and evil on Twisted.
Yeah.
Agreed.
Yeah.
Yeah, there's just, I think people, there's a subsection of people who just get really excited to, like, hate.
Yeah.
Which I mean, that is the world we live in, but we have a family.
Now the Mormon wife, men, like, now we have a reason.
Yes, because they're just like disgusting.
No.
And they continue to be.
And they keep on social media after.
Not living and learning and loving and unlearning.
On learning all the way.
It's like, you saw you were awful, be like, yeah, that was not good.
You're right.
You caught me.
You know what I mean?
Like, yeah.
All the way awful.
Leave offensive.
humor to the Wayans brothers.
Because I think they could pull it off.
I think if Shane Dawson tried to do a scary movie, it wouldn't be the same.
Do you know what I mean?
Like you see that trailer and you're like, okay, this works.
Shane doing it would be crazy.
Yeah.
I feel like even me going like this, it was very Shane actually.
I've been very cognizant of my Shaneisms.
Shaneisms.
You do have a lot of Shaneisms.
I do.
You give me the glimmer, the best parts of Shane.
Yeah.
You guys, when I was looking at houses and I was like showing them at Trisha.
One of them was like her review of it.
or first initial impressions was,
oh, this kind of looks like Shane's first house.
And I was like, okay, cross off the list.
Kind of like that.
It was a good price and a good area.
And I was like, okay, it's off a list, mama.
Like the good parts of it.
I can't take any more allegations.
I know.
Oh, you're a cancer.
A cancer boy.
Both July.
Yeah.
We have a cancer boy.
We have July 12th over here.
Yeah, I know.
You really are giving.
But you are giving, you're giving us on today.
And Jacob Lordy.
You're giving that.
I like this outfit.
You look so streamer boy.
You look very.
I wish you guys could see the full thing.
It's like these vans, the velcro.
Are they vans?
Yes, they're in the vans.
Vans are coming out with a hoka sneaker.
Did you see that?
Oh, wow.
They have a little like wedge in the bottom.
Oh, my impact, because those are.
You love vans?
I love vans.
And Hoka?
Yeah, those are my two.
Did you tell them to combine one time?
I think maybe they just saw my vloggers.
Maybe they listened.
Did you say that?
Did you say it in a vlog?
Well, I said in here that my running shoes are Hoka.
My lifting shoes.
Wow.
Wow.
They took it from you.
I think so.
Better give some royalties to us.
See, I'll be taken on.
I guess, yeah, we can fit a little hair styles one.
Oh.
Because I do, I think you also tweeted about it, right?
His SNL, the queer baiting allegations.
Oh, I did tweet.
I got more replies than usual.
I got 12 on this one.
And I think six were divided and six were.
Oh, the girls were split.
Yeah.
I also was kind of confused, I guess.
Yeah.
Because after being accused of queer baiting for years,
he joked about it in his SNL monologue.
He said,
back then people seemed to pay a lot of attention to the clothes I was wearing,
and some people accused me as something called queer baiting.
But did it ever occur to you that maybe you don't know everything about me, dad?
And then he ended up kissing, what's his name?
Ben Marshall, another SNL cast member and grabbed his bum.
Who also kissed Joshua, Ben Marshall.
Did he?
He kissed him on SNL, too.
me as an
Rino writer just like riding ways
to like kiss all these famous guys
That is actually yeah
You're kind of like okay twice
Very something you would do too
Back in the day
Oh for sure
Be like we're actually gotta kiss in this one
You in the pitch meeting
Okay guys so I have this hilarious idea
So like what if Jason Mamoa
Makes out with me
What's the joke?
That's it
That's it
And it'd be so funny
Because you know like I'm fat and short
It's like so hilarious
is, you know, that's so funny.
I first, like, when I saw the, like, I didn't, I saw the clips or whatever.
And, like, I saw the headline.
I was like, oh, like, is he finally coming out as bisexual or something?
That's kind of what I thought it was going to be when I first saw, like, him addressing
the queer baiting stuff and kissing a guy.
But I think it was just still a continuation of the jokes because, yeah, the punchline was
now that's queer baiting.
Like, that was his punchline after he kissed a guy.
Oh, saying, okay, you're right.
I was queer waiting this whole time.
I think the joke was.
like I wasn't I was just dressing whimsical and you know little adrogynous before like I wasn't
actually queer baiting but now I'm making it with a guy so now I'm queer baiting I think that was maybe the punchline
kind of confusing I guess but I think I think there's bisexuality there and I think that's I think that's why I was like it's like it's like it's like
queer baiting of your core because he kind of said it right he's like okay like you guys don't know everything about me
I mean that's why I was going back I was split I was going back I was like wait but like yeah I'm like okay but like so is that you
saying that you're queer or is that you just like making fun of people thinking you're queer I don't think you'd make fun of people
considering his whole audience is that I feel like that's like not making fun of queer people
but like making fun of people who like speculate on his sexuality is what I mean like yeah yeah I don't know
yeah no I think it's just he's queer that's it we just why are we not accepting it like you know
I'm like but wait a minute it's like but he kind of just told us I guess but like watermelon sugar
was about oh munching box are you sure yeah mine doesn't taste like watermelon or sugar
Well, maybe after those, you know, lemmys.
The lemmy first.
Yeah.
Sugar, watermelon sugar sounds more gay, like cocaine.
I don't know that was happening.
Yeah, that feels like a thing.
Waterman sugar.
I just did a bunch of cocaine off your ass.
Open that.
Didn't know that was happening either.
A bunch and box, that is not it.
That is not the euphemism I would use.
Is that the right word?
I don't know.
You guys, just let him be his queer self.
It's okay.
I mean, I don't know.
People are just so, I just, you know, I don't know.
I think he's, I think he's just living his best life.
Of course.
That was a great song.
Why is it not Andre Grace?
I don't know.
Ooh.
I just thought of like what your lip sing song would be when you're a judge at some point.
Which one?
I love you, Jesus.
I think they would use Freaky because that is such a good, like, lip sing song actually.
But there's many ways I can go with it.
They could do a whole lip sing for your life, Lala, Perusa.
and just have it all be your songs again.
I do love Lala Perusa.
I would love a little jukeboxterish.
Just I love you, Jesus, freaky.
I love Lala Perusa.
Me too.
Who was it, Benny Blanco this year?
Oh no, he was Rusical.
Yeah.
I think they've already shot for next year,
so I don't think I'm going to be on next year.
Well, they're always shooting some kind of drag race.
That's true.
I'm available.
It's never ending.
It's never ending.
There's some All Stars, World Challenge, World Tour, Global All Stars.
I'm available.
Canada's drag race.
All-Stars, Canada's drag race, Canada's drag race versus the world, Mexico, Thailand, Philippines, Sweden, Brazil.
It's never ending.
Love it. I'm coming to all of it.
I'll be it all of them.
Drag race world tour.
I would love.
Anybody who will have me, I'll be there.
That sounds so fun.
I'm so, I'm sad, but I'm letting it go into the air and to the universe.
We use my sound, so.
The tea.
Maybe we will come around.
Would love.
Or just the producers, I guess.
Like, come on.
World of Wonder.
Let's get to it.
Rose that invested in.
Yeah.
I don't think
Rue knows until he shows up and sees
who walks on the catwalks.
Got it.
Okay.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Got mine Lopez and Lopez for the second time.
Love her.
But like she has been on a lot.
I do live for that.
We're so excited to have you.
Thanks, Mama Rue.
This is so fierce.
Like, you know, I live.
I live.
Yeah, yeah.
The jokes they come up with for them.
Thanks, Rue.
You look like a golden statue.
It's not just Trish.
It's just Rood.
day.
Like, the things that come up
with so funny.
It's hard.
I bet they have writers.
I'm like,
come up with good stuff.
Rude has a writer.
Yeah.
I think everyone else
kind of left to their own devices.
Yeah.
They're pretty funny.
I think Roo's like,
I don't care about how y'all
look, but I'm going to have them jokes.
Give me the cards.
Yeah.
I think just little,
that little earpiece.
Just reading little jokes in their little puns.
Oh, that would be hard with the earpiece.
And I'm coming, I think, has one too.
He always has, like, listening.
Yeah, and they're feeding you lines.
Oh.
Interesting.
Should we go into our big hot topic?
I'm actually so excited.
I thought this was so funny is the
Brooks-cofield wedding.
Not even just dress.
Wedding dress slash wedding hair.
Talk about getting dragged.
The drag of the week goes to Brooke.
Damn.
Drag of the week is actually an amazing,
amazing title to have.
She got dragged.
You think, again, we talked about this a little bit before.
You know, we get it.
She said some controversial stuff.
She's apologized.
We got it.
the drag she still gets
she does not have a podcast anymore
she is not talking about anybody
she is just on TikTok
except that one go in and out who had the
oh the internet burger
but even then it was like
just literally could not be more
anonymous you know
Langlo
right that's a better one
she's posting your TikTok yeah she's still influencing
you know she still gets the the
wild fox brand deals
and stuff and third but like relatively
low profile considering everyone else's
you know with the microphone
on a YouTube channel
she's not making a 50 part series
bottom man she's just literally no press tour
no press tour she is just
living life secretly
getting married eloping and just
the internet was like absolutely not
you're ugly this is the worst
thing why would you do this like
Jesus
the slick back bun
and the white two piece
it was taking me out
because like I was not expecting such
like a guttural
visceral just reaction
again this is kind of where it's like
I think there's people who are actively
like horrific and like menaces.
Yes.
Who it's like it's kind of fun to have a free for all
because they're just like actively in the press.
Zach.
Zach and Jake Paul.
You know,
there's some where it's like it's kind of fun just to go like
and rip the girl apart, you know?
It's just like also like the concept of ripping a girl on her wedding day.
Also a courthouse wedding at that mind you.
A courthouse wedding.
Not even like I guess too if she was having like a million dollar.
extravagant, wasteful wedding.
Yes.
Fireworks, you know, like the whole nine yards.
People magazine is writing about it.
Like Logan Paul destroying his own wedding cake teas.
I feel like that's kind of like an invitation for spectacle.
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
This was just like a Loki.
I'm going to document my courthouse wedding because, yeah, I am like an influencer.
This is kind of what we do, you know?
Yes.
Crazy.
Also, people who just get married literally do photos.
Like, you know what I mean?
Like people just do photos, post.
It was first on close friends.
I saw it on close friends.
And I was like, oh, she's, like, getting married date.
That's kind of crazy.
I think I saw Lexus Oakley post, like, bridal glam or something.
And I was like, oh, damn.
Okay, she's getting married.
So then I went to Brooks.
And then I was like, okay, it's like, because it was like a random Tuesday last week.
It was just like random.
And she talked about wanting to live for a while.
Yeah.
So not really, she always wanted something small, not really like close with, like her family.
Like this whole thing.
So everyone is like, right.
So she wore back on what she always does, which I'm like, she looks the same.
Well, I love how the story too, but she posted TikTok.
she's like, hey, you guys, I'm getting married?
Like, is it acceptable if I have, like, a slick back bun?
And everyone was, like, letting her have it just for asking the question.
Just for posing the question.
Yeah.
Again, right now, I'm taking this moments.
Like, I'm taking this controversy separately, everything else aside.
Because everyone loves to bring up the other stuff.
I'm like, yes, I get it.
But we talked about it.
Yeah.
We talked about it at length.
It's not like, she's not continuing those crazy insane ass statements.
She canceled herself.
She took herself off cancel.
She's like, I'm just, I'm off.
I'm out.
Yeah.
So I'm taking this.
as a separate thing.
Because also,
and everyone,
like,
I think was it
last week you talked
about her,
and it was like,
yeah,
well,
it's not because she's pretty.
It's because she said this.
Let's face the fact,
y'all were hating on her
before those sweets too.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So,
like,
she was been getting it,
you know.
Um, so,
yeah,
when she asked,
should I wear this?
Everyone was letting her have it.
No,
like you have such beautiful hair.
Wear your hair down,
have the curls,
yes.
And then she doesn't even have a slick back.
She has like a French twist.
A French twist.
It was pretty slick,
though.
It was like, but it could have been more.
It could have been, you know, fierce.
It could have been like truly.
I thought it was like, I didn't know there was a twist.
I guess if you turn around, you see the twist.
I guess it depends on how, you know, you see the back of the head.
Yeah.
It was a slick back to the gods.
But that's how she feels confident.
How she feels pretty.
It's her wedding day.
It's really just, I mean, yeah, you post it for the internet to see it.
But like, you know, she doesn't want to ask, when y'all move on and don't care,
she's the one that has to live with the photo.
Yeah.
No, what is crazy to me is it is.
she would say is like her own fans like love you girl but I have to tell you this like that was just
like the worst outfit I've ever seen why would you do that like it is it does hurt worse when it comes
from your own fans because I do believe like I guess that's why people are like the whole pair of social
of it right like I do believe there are people that like her and follow her and really hated it and
wanted to let her know but it's like think about this right like if it was a real life person like what
does that what do you gain from letting someone know that you hated an outfit they already wore
You know what I mean?
Unlike this momentous day in their life.
Yeah, where it was like, yeah, you don't have to, that doesn't help.
That helps nobody at all.
If it was before and she's like your close friend or maybe it was like you said, I guess she asked.
So I guess people were like, what the hell?
Like I guess they felt a little connected.
But if it was like a close friend in real life before you got married, like what do you think of this two piece vest?
Most of that, nobody's going to be like, that's ugly if you're a friend.
Like if she's what she feels good in, she feels good in or whatever.
but like the internet being like I had to tell you how awful this was it's kind of crazy
it was nuts it was such like a fervor it was like everyone was chiming and I'm like whoa this is
crazy it was like so insurious to me that that's why I kind of laugh because I'm like this is like
nuts and wild behavior yeah because like she looked fine it was like a two-piece outfit again at a
Santa Barbara coastal courthouse wedding with just like that's very Travis and Courtney yeah and it was
just like a cute bright like two piece
and then someone was like oh it's off white how the
how would you wear off white? Oh my god
people are crazy.
How's some decorum? Yeah
she handled it well I mean the one thing I was like about
Brooke is Brooke I love you but like oh my god we don't
you don't have to respond because I think like getting the responses
is why people do it because they know they know you're checking the
DMs yeah you're right right
the fact that she's not from just like a random follower now someone she follows
or anything she's like literally checking through those DMs people are not
about crave poop crave puppies
all of them that's like back in the day when I used to be like
I check Moses's DMs, then people would start, like, back of like the hater area, people
would start with me and be like, hey, Moses, love seeing you last night.
You know what you mean?
Like, whatever, because they know you do.
And now people will do it because they'll be like, hey, church, I know you're reading this.
I don't read them anymore, obviously.
Like, I don't even read my own DMs.
But like, like, once they know, that's when it, like, they'll keep doing it.
But it is up if you're her fan.
And like, hey, girl, I love you so much, but like, ugly.
It's like, I would block you.
I'd be like, you don't love me because what do you mean?
And it's also not specific to Brooke as like every influencer.
So I think Vanilla Mace did an interview recently.
Oh, yes.
And she talked about it too with, like, her hair.
Like when she, like, bleached her hair, she has obviously a very short hair.
Yes.
And she would also repost, too, because she calls them out.
Like, she'll air out the people who are, like, being nasty and sending her messages about, like, what they don't like about what she wears or how she wears her hair, whatever.
And it's, if someone as, like, adored, you know, like, an acclaimed and precious as Vanilla Maze is getting it,
the other girls have no chance.
Yeah, no, exactly.
I do think it is like, yeah, just, I don't know.
Again, I think I'm thankful to have reached a certain age.
It's like, I can't much be like the age of like Bethany Frankel because nobody bothers her.
You know what I mean?
I think when you're like older, I'm older, people are like, okay, she's old.
She's out of like the rat race.
We're not competing with her.
We're not looking at, you know, she's like a, she's like me-maw.
Then you got like Bethany-Frankle and, you know, meanwhile.
You know what I mean?
Everyone's me-law after like 36 years old or something.
So I think I love.
Especially married babies.
Yes.
You're out of competition.
I don't know, whatever.
People think, not that I over was, me.
You're like, out to pasture.
Like, yeah.
Just let this old horse eat the hay in the back.
Yes, yes.
She's going to just say what she was.
I think Bethany gets away with a lot of stuff.
I think, like, I think housewives in general, Lisa Rinna, everyone's kind of like,
yes, Lisa.
Like, I think when you're old, you're just like let them just be kooky.
You know what I mean?
Like, good for them.
I think when you're young, you definitely, you know, yeah, just more people judging you,
people.
I think, um, yeah.
Was it Brianna Chicken Fry?
I think recently said something about all the
skinny girls on Ozempic. Did you see that headline?
She's like, all the skinny girls that are on
Ozzypic, she's like, you're all going to die or something like that.
You see that? Yeah. And then she was like,
no, I was saying it this type of way or something.
And I'm like, I'm like, I think.
Innocin. Right. You stopped that. No, what I met was
I was like, no, you're going to die because like you're not eating
enough. You'll be mal there. It's like so, so wild. I think it's just like this
young. And then people obviously were hating on her. And I think it's just like,
you're in this like bubble. I do think
Brooke has relatively been quite, I think, unless she's like in drama
that I don't know, it's aside for the burger thing.
That's the last I heard, but...
On serious, I think.
I don't know.
It's, yeah, it's wild.
It is wild.
But you are right.
When you know they're going to be jumping you in the messages.
Yeah.
Don't look.
It is really hard to, like, come from me because I just will not see it.
No, me neither.
I just like, I never, my ad mentions never caught.
No.
You can't even DM me.
I don't even see it.
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah.
Like, unless you have the direct line, actually even then, a direct line, I haven't
checked my email in like three weeks.
I've been a little overwhelmed.
I know it's bad.
It's bad.
It's bad.
I apologize.
Anyone who was emailed.
out with good intent.
Okay.
But yeah,
you check those emails.
I know that is,
well,
I don't even want to say that
because then they're going to jump me
in the emails because they'll know
I'll be in this.
Yes, yes,
I'll be like, oh, okay,
here are you.
We can go there.
Right,
so let me know that you hate this
green top.
That looks good on you though.
Green is serving you today.
No, that used to happen to me too.
I have like a public email
and people would just like be nasty there.
Now I don't have anything
public anymore.
The Chushchefewer.
I haven't checked in a while.
I need to check it.
Yeah.
I think Pokemon was like,
because she has like a manager
or she has someone like specifically
community management so she never has to see any hate it
whatever she's like you guys can try to come
from me drag me like jump me but like
I will never see it because I pay someone to do that
to go through that for me so I don't see any of my comments
I'm like everyone loves me
I don't know I guess it's just the podcast he doesn't do it
from my other ones I see comments and I'm like oh they're good
and that's it I never talk again so if there is a hate
I don't you gotta job like
I think there is a time and place like vanilla mace
I feel like clocks people
Spirite like very
She picks and chooses
The battles
Where I think
Brooke
At this point girl
You know
It's been two years
Yes
Of the girls
On your ass
Yeah
Just let it be
Being your peaceful era
Or like
Not BB
But getting an assistant
To kind of help you
With the community
Man
And then you know
Present you
The stuff that is like
Either
nice comments
Or good constructive feedback
Yeah
You know, and not just that.
Yeah, this is, well, if you want to know the truth, this is what people say,
and it doesn't have to be the harsh ones that are like, you're ugly.
Like, your bun sucks.
She said she loved it, and she should have left it.
Like, I thought it looked beautiful.
I was like, then that's it.
Period.
Done.
It is, it is wild.
I don't know.
The internet is crazy.
I know.
It is really crazy.
Well, hot topics today.
They were hot.
We came in a lot today.
We got hot, I know.
You started off March being like, lucky era.
No enemies.
Like, love everybody.
No.
No.
No.
enemy, except for Zach.
I was going to say, yeah.
But everyone else, I'm still lucky.
Same, I guess maybe because St. Patrick's Day is like almost at the end.
So now, yeah, we're at the tail let yourself get a little.
I do switch quick.
I had green nails and I had to switch to my French manicure because tomorrow we do not love line.
And we're shooting a, we're shooting a, we have a photo shoot for something special coming.
And so I was like, okay, let me get those green off.
I celebrate it up until, like, last week we went to Malibu with the green hair.
I was like, this is the Patrick's Day today?
And I was like, no, we're just filming early.
I'm a content creator.
I have to film it early, you know, at.
I do, you know.
Well, happy St. Patrick's Day.
Good luck to everyone out there.
Good luck to you, Zach.
You're going to need it.
But good luck to everyone else.
I hope everyone has lucky vibes.
Even him.
Honestly, turn it around.
Try coming to WeHo.
Might be more of your vibe.
Maybe not the Abby, though.
Zach, yeah, no one deserves to be roofied.
Yeah.
You know, allegedly.
We love everybody.
Everything is for entertainment purposes only
we love you
we are just a podcast
oh okay
oh yeah
ending fairy
sarong hey
no okay
the gloves are off
yeah I was like well
just literally
I'm thinking the gloves off
because we're going to Patreon
oh
that's where we think of the gloves up
that's true
wow
patreon.com slash
just Trish
we'll see you guys over there
thanks for watching
happy St. Patrick's Day
enjoy yourself
bye
