Just Trish - Jeff Wittek Calls Out Brooke Schofield & Trisha Was Kidnapped

Episode Date: February 11, 2025

On episode 151 of 'JUST TRISH', we react to Jeff Wittek calling out Brooke Schofield after she seemingly defended David Dobrik's controversial YouTube comeback. Plus, Trisha relates to Jessica Alba as she too was also kidnapped. And we dip our toes into the perilous straight men waters to discuss the Super Bowl. 💖🪩Thank you to Seatgeek for sponsoring this episode.🪩💖 Use my code for 10% off your next SeatGeek order*: Sponsored by SeatGeek. *Restrictions apply. Max $25 discount 💖🪩Thank you to Morgan & Morgan for sponsoring this episode.🪩💖 If your child has been diagnosed with one of these diseases you may have legal options. Go to https://www.forthepeople.com/trish for more information. 💖🪩JUST TRISH MERCH!💖🪩 https://justtrish.com Sponsor Just Trish: https://public.liveread.io/media-kit/just-trish-podcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The opposite. He's getting all of Jeff's glory, all of Jeff's nachos. He's reheating. He's reheating all those nachos. He is reheating. You're so right. She was so nice. I was like, F***. Cancel them. Cancel them again. This was their time to come back with an ugly.

And they put Alex Earl in there. That's exactly what I was thinking. Would you know how to catch this if I threw it? Maybe. Should I try? I don't know. I'm scared. No. Hello everybody, welcome back to the Just Trish Podcast. Whoa, do we have an explosive hot topics for you today. It's actually so wild. We're doing some breaking ground investigating journalism.

Groundbreaking, did I say it wrong? Breaking the ground. Breaking the ground. Hitting the ground running. Breaking the ground. As we hit the ground running. As we hit the ground running. Yeah. Period. Not because we're fat.

I almost was going to say I am up to 240 right now. I need to lose weight you guys. I was rehearsing for my tour yesterday and the final number is literally it's freaky and it's all like a chair thing and it's like me on a chair and then me like laying across chairs

and then he's like standing on a chair. I'm like I've been breaking chairs a lot lately and I'm not just saying that it's happened twice I told you it happened once at dance rehearsal on those folding chairs and then it happened here most of that one was already broken but I have been breaking chairs a lot more than usual and the whole last routine is me on chairs and I was like I'm gonna go through it but I just think part of me thinking like whatever show i i break the chair or something it will go viral and at this point we're just we're just we're just that we're that's what we are we are disaster we're messy that's also one of my songs coming out my new album out this week and i just shot the album cover for it so everything you see here is props oh do they

not give us the pills in the other room are. Are you hiding them? I thought we were going to post them. No, they just brought them in. I didn't know you wanted them. Okay. Well, anyways. I have the album cover or album title on it. Stay tuned. We'll bring it in. Okay, that's true.

We have a Valentine's Day episode, so we can talk about it then. Maybe it'll be out by then. So the album comes out this week. Tour dates are happening. We're going to, oh God, we're leaving like literally nine days to go on tour. We're going to Indianapolis, which I'm super excited about. Okay. Detroit.

And two Toronto dates. which I'm super excited about. Okay. Detroit. And two Toronto dates. And I'm so excited. There are certain cities that have special costumes. Toronto is one of those special costumes. I'm very excited for you guys to see it. Dallas and Houston have special costumes coming. So I'm really trying to plan it. I'm actually really excited about Texas now.

I know I was kind of like, oh, Texas. But Rainforest Cafe has a water ride in Texas. Did you know? In Galveston. That's a really? It's like an hour from Houston. But I'm going to make that hour trek to go there. Okay. Rainforest Cafe has a water ride in Texas. Did you know? In Galveston. It's like an hour from Houston, but I'm going to make that hour trek to go there. Okay.

Ted Nivison's nachos. I wonder if he went to that one. Do you think he did? He went to every Rainforest Cafe. Yeah. You think the one in Galveston? He did every single one. That was his premise of the video.

But I don't know if he did the ride. Yeah. I feel like you would have heard about that. I see it all over TikTok. It's like this last remaining rainforest cafe. I love a rainforest cafe, and I'm so excited. And it's a water park. And so I'll just skip sound check or something to make sure I can get to that because I am going – I know someone told me – I think this morning my hair guy was telling me – I

remember me saying, like, you have to take a ferry to get there because it's like in an island or something. To the rainforest cafe? Yeah. Yeah. Are you sure you're not going to a real rainforest in the Amazon? We're in the Amazon. It looks so cool.

I love Rainforest Cafe. The last time I tried to go was in Vegas and Malibu like cried as soon as she went in. So we had to leave. That was not a Rainforest Cafe. That was like a dark, sad place. Well, they moved it. It used to be the MGM and it was like really big. I remember that one.

I went to that one. Yeah. They moved it into like a second floor of like a mall in Vegas and it was a little scary. So we did not get to eat there because Malibu was just not having it. But I'm trying to go. Like all the cool places. I haven't found one for Indianapolis yet. So if you're in Indianapolis, let me know.

But like Salt Lake City has Swig. Whataburger is in Texas. I guess Tana was telling me Bucky's in the South. Yeah. Bucky's is big. Have you been? No, I haven't been. But I see a lot of people who have merch.

Actually, when Darian went to Texas, whenever he goes, he brings back Buc-ee's merch. They have a lot. Isn't that good? I heard the food is good. I like the little mascot. It's a little beaver. A little beaver? Yeah.

Yeah, I like a beaver, too. But I just can't imagine gas station food being good. But I'll try it. I'll do it. It looks good. And they have everything. It's humongous. Well, I'm excited to just go eat at places because our shows are later my first tour was always like a noon show so we couldn't even like eat lunch but now our shows are like at seven o'clock at night my meet and greets are at 3 30 so

yeah oh oh my gosh and the meet and greet packages are so cool the merch is really cool for this too i'm really excited but the vip meet and greet packages are so cool they have like the clear totes they have like a trish Manifestation Journal. That's cool. It's like pink leopard with my face on it. And there's like affirmations. I was like, okay, this is like so cute. I asked them to send me samples of it because it looked really, really cute.

So there's VIP packages available. They are limited because, you know, I like to give time to everybody. My first tours, I would meet like 300 or 400 people and it was just like boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. So this one I think is like less than 100 each show. Intimate. We love it intimate. There's a super VIP where it boom, boom. So this one I think is like less than 100 each show. Intimate. We love it intimate. There's a super VIP where it's really intimate. It's like six people there.

That's even funner. They had like last time, what were they doing? They were doing little arts and crafts when I'd come in. They were making ornaments because it was Christmas show. Oh, right. They were making ornaments with like my face on it or something. It was cute. It felt like a little like kindergarten class with all like the people that like me.

It was fun. I like it. There were candy and music and decorations. It was a party. They really – I'm very excited about this. You coming to Indianapolis? Everyone keeps asking me which shows I'm going to go to. I don't know.

I have to like map that out, I think. It is a map out. Yeah. Because I was like mapping out Moses' shows, my mom's shows. I'm like, who's all coming to what? I don't know what show will be the best. Honestly, I'm trying to think. Well, obviously LA.

LA, yeah. Greek theater. But I want to do like a random one too. That's what I always thought. Yeah. But where do you want to travel to? I really like Seattle. That's wild. They have whales there. Oh.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, I've only been once, but I did see whales when I went, so. A little whale watching excursion. That's soon. That's like the next weekend I think. Oh, shit. Yeah. I think that's the first weekend. The second weekend is like back to back and then we go to Salt Lake,

Denver and Seattle. Or maybe Salt Lake for the Swig. I do want to try that Swig. I know. I'm very excited about that. That's okay. Yeah, you should come to that one. I think it's worth it.

It's a little flight, right? It's like an hour. Yeah, it's pretty quick and I heard Canada has the best McDonald's is what I heard. Oh, they do have the poutine fries. They did like a poll across like the globe. Best McDonald's. And Canada has the best McDonald's is what I heard. Oh, they do have the poutine fries. They did like a poll across like the globe.

Best McDonald's. And Canada has the best McDonald's, yeah. I'll be there for two days. It was the only city besides Atlantic City that I said yes to because – to the second show because it's like I do have to get home. I haven't gone for a very long time. I don't know if my kids know who I am. Oh my gosh.

No, it's actually the opposite. It's so nice and they're so wonderful and like it's very like clinky when I'm here. And it makes me sad to like leave because Melvin was like so sweet when I came back. And she's been just like always wanting to cuddle and be nice and cozy. It makes me sad. So, but I decided to go to her. Best of both worlds. Hannah Montana over here.

And this is the final one. Mama, this is it. This is it. That should be the tour. Wasn't that Michael Jackson's tour? Was it? I love that you know that. I think there was a movie like Michael Jackson 3D. This is it. This is it. This is it. How do both of you guys't that Michael Jackson's tour? Was it? I love that you know that. I think there was a movie, like Michael Jackson 3D, This Is It.

This Is It, yeah. This Is It. How did both of you guys know that? That's crazy. I remember the poster. It was like loose over when those things were happening. I was alive too, but like. Well.

I wonder what year that was actually now. Wait, I'm going to guess 20, because I wasn't too far gone when this happened. Oh, 2009. I know it was 2009. 2010? 2009. Damn, you are good. Well, because Michael Jackson died in june of 2009 i knew exactly where i was when he died it was fair faucet died that same morning but she got overshadowed because michael jackson also

died later that afternoon wow i was i i did love michael jackson my blonde sandal for mj is for michael jackson yeah of course you would know i i did love michael jackson i love michael jackson when he died i was like so sad and then when that movie came out, I was so sad just to see him so like full of like life and like ready to tour. And now you're full of life. So I'm trying to pick it back up. I am. No.

Truly, I think after rehearsing yesterday, I'm like I am so excited about this. And I think because it is so big and we're playing such big venues, like I kind of don't like grasp it until people say it. They're always like, oh my God, I can't believe you're playing here. I can't believe you're playing there. So I am super, super excited. And, yeah, it's going to be fun. We're traveling the USA.

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Oh, Patreon, patreon.com slash justtrish. Me and Oscar have been whipping out those videos. This week went up. Was it our Super Bowl wings? Our Super Bowl wings won, yeah. It was a good one. We ate all the wings. We loved it.

It was fun. I like the eating ones. Do people like it or do they just like to hate those? I don't care. We need to eat. Girls gotta eat. It might make a video. I hate, I think when Tana was do they just like hate those? I don't care. We need to eat. Girls gotta eat. It might make a video. I hate – I think when Tana was here doing Not Loveline, and I don't hate it, but we

just ordered – we ordered so much chilies and I was like, oh, we're going to do like cute like mukbang TikTok. But like everyone was just down to eat and I was like, oh, are we not filming? And it feels like weird to like waste a big meal like not to film it. You know what I mean? So I feel like we have to eat so we might as well film it. So we did that and we did a fun one at – oh, we reacted to Reality House. Reality House. What a time.

What a time. Me in the house with a bunch of YouTubers. I don't remember any of it, honestly. And I still don't when I watch it. It's kind of triggering, actually. I feel like when you sat down to watch it, you're like, are you okay watching this? I was like, yeah, of course. Like, what the hell? And then I watched it. I was like, oh, my God. This is a little PTSD that I didn't know about about so it's so much fun over there you want to ever do one over there you want to react to a trish talks or something we have a table now we have a new set yeah we definitely need to revisit more trish talk with moses's pov yeah that's important he was very sad we reacted to one without him i was like oh no he did love him you put a lot into it you did

put a lot into your acting um and yeah. Do you have any promo? I'll have a new vlog today. Today? So go check. Oh, Tuesday. When this is up. Wow. So you're still going. I love it.

I'm still going. Yeah. What's this vlog? New York. Ooh. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

I can't wait to see this. It's something. Is it? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I kind of feel more than I thought. I thought I was going to have to add more like when I got home.

But really it's pretty long as it is with just New York. So I'm doing pretty well. Did you start on the plane? I started when I landed. Oh. Yeah, because my flight was early. And also we talked about this on Patreon too, but I hate planes. I don't like the – more power to you I guess if you're taking like the hot like selfies in the –

actually no, no power to you. I retract that. I can't stand when like the OF influencers do in the back. Actually, no, no power to you. I retract that. I can't stand when like the OF influencers do like the nudes in the bathroom or whatever. Of an airplane? Of an airplane, yeah. And then when the girlies are doing face masks and the whole skin routine.

You should have done that. From my coach. You should have done it. Yes. That's so relatable. My little crackers and peanuts are flying around. That would be cute. That would have been cute. I'm so uncomfy.

Why did you do that? A little airplane routine? And my little coach seat. First of all, I don't even barely do that stuff at home, let alone like from – For the gag of it. For the vlog. It is camp, I will say. It is camp.

I would love to have seen you do that. Maybe next time. Maybe I'll recreate Laura Lee's like flight skincare routine from coach on my way to Salt Lake. Getting your swing. The heiress tour. The heiress tour. Or heiress attrish. Heiress attrish.

I'm fostering. It is. It is the heiress attrish tour. Love to get on a tour. Did you love the big game last night? Would you not have to catch us if I threw it? Maybe. Should we try?

I don't know. I'm scared. I don't know. Whoa. That was pretty good. Okay. Yeah, yeah. try? I don't know. I'm scared. Wow! That was pretty good. I'll try. Come on. I'm good. I'll carry it like a baby as I drop it. I feel like it's going to be Brady Bunch, like the Marsha.

Wow, that was a good throw, right? Yeah, that was a good throw. Good catch. Yeah. I'm scared. We'll put this down. We're in our athletic era, though. You're working out and dancing for your tour. I was tired. I was tired. That's a lot of cardio.

It's a lot of cardio. Airports are a lot of cardio. Oh, yeah, true. It is a lot of walking. Oh, my God. Going through New York and then London, it is just so much walking. I'm surprised you didn't go to New Orleans for the Super Bowl because there's a lot of influencers there.

New Orleans and Florida are two places I would refuse to visit. Really? I think, yeah. My own superstitions. I think they're a little cursed. But who were there? Who was the influencers there? All the influencers. I mean, once you see Alicia, Maureen, Zayn, Hijazi there, I feel like, okay, everyone's there. They were. I blocked them. They had a brand deal.

I haven't seen them. For The Habit, the burgers. Wow. That was pretty big, yeah. Oh, man oh man okay was it cute yeah it was cute alicia and zane only no heath and remy i only saw alicia with zane in the in the habit burger truck but a lot of influences were there i know like um brown chicken fry like with the brands or just maybe with the brands i I don't know. Alex Cooper did a whole thing with SiriusXM. Oh, that makes sense. The new home of Call Her Daddy.

But kind of – I mean, I watched highlights after, like when it ended. And I'm just kind of bored with the Super Bowl, right? Like, yeah. I even asked on my TikTok, like, what should I talk about Hot Topics? Everyone's like, can I stop getting booed? I was like, okay. That was kind of, I was getting, men were building some grace with me. Let's say that. Like I was, you know, the Ted Nivisons of the world. I was like, you know, straight men are not so bad.

Who probably doesn't watch football. I would assume. I don't know. But, you know, it was straight men were building some rapport with me. And then all of a sudden they were all booing Taylor Swift. And I was like, y'all, it has set you back a long, long ways with me. Isn't that crazy? It is crazy. And people were like, it's not misogynistic.

It's just about the Chiefs. No, it's not because Paul Rudd was on the screen right before her. No one was booing Paul Rudd. I would boo Paul Rudd. He deserves more of it for Ant-Man. Honestly, T. Or this is 40 or any movie past Anchorman, really. That is crazy.

Did they cheer Paul Rudd? No, they didn't boo him. There was, I guess, mild cheering for him. It was neutral. Maybe because he's not dating anyone. Exactly. That's misogyny. Oh, but are they saying like

they're booing because they don't like the Chiefs? I think so. Yeah. That's what the excuse is. It's not misogyny. It's about the Chiefs. But then you would have to boo every single person who is there repping the Chiefs. That's true. No, it definitely was ick. I was like, what the hell is wrong with people? And I know the Swifty card

is activated, but still, like she was just sitting there supporting her boyfriend. And the NFL is the one that has made millions off of her. For sure. And they're the ones that put her on the big screen.

She just shows up. Whether you like Taylor Swift or not, she really just shows up to the games, serves a look, and she sits there. She says no to the halftime show,

right? Yeah, she says no to the halftime show. She really does just sit there. She doesn't decide, oh, let me put myself on the big screen, the little jumbotron. No, they're the ones that put her to the halftime show. She really does just sit there. She doesn't decide, oh, let me put myself on the big screen, the little jumbotron. No. They're the ones that put her on the jumbotron. They're the ones that

market her. The NFL's TikTok, she doesn't control their TikTok. They're the ones posting her. Are they posting her? Yes. Every time she shows up to a game, the NFL posts her. Yeah. No, of course. Take it up with the NFL. These men are just there. People are like, oh, Taylor Swift does ruin football. Take it up with your own people because it's your own people that are posting football is toxic since high school since the

beginning they just been so did we talk about this like high school football players like were they big out here we talked about it on patreon um on the extended last week because kylie kelsey yeah yeah but it's just like i remember even in high school like literally football players can like not show up to school they i told you. I mean, this is so sad. It's so dark. But one was driving drunk and killed somebody. And they literally got to play in the game the same week. Crazy.

Like crazy. And I was like, people go to prison for that. I don't understand. And it's always been like that forever. And anytime football players were like anything. And they didn't pick on me too much in high school. But they would be like mean. They would like slap my boobs and stuff.

You know what I mean? What? Yeah, which is crazy. And if you would report it, like literally – I remember our teachers and our principals were just like, boys are boys. Like literally that's how it was. And I was like, that's crazy that they can just get away with literally anything. And obviously there's been movies from like the 90s all about it too. Like, you know, they just – it's wild. So overall it's just toxic. Like you said, just Taylor Swift showing up,

dating someone, like they're like, boo. I was like, okay, like what? Like what does that do? What does that do? Absolutely nothing. Like nothing. I just hate football and the toxicity that goes with it. It's all awful. Yeah. I'm like, I get, I'm like, y'all can have your thing. Like a lot of people like football. I kind of just sit back. I'm like, you I'm like y'all can have your thing like a lot of people like football I kind of just sit back I'm like you do you but I just don't like when it encroaches like an Oscar territory with like a Taylor Swift

or when they're like when the same guys who are like going crazy at football are like are making fun of young girls for being excited at concerts you know they're like yeah there's all these viral videos

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if i ever even went on a date with someone who's like oh i like to watch football never because i'll tell you why like i had my my dad my brother were those people like growing up they were just like me like they would be in such a bad mood if their team lost they'd be so upset and angry and i was like i'm you just nobody cares the players don't care they're getting paid like nope nothing it doesn't affect your life and like i get you i would totally be the same way like you do you like you know cry at a taylor swift concert whatever you want to do but yeah when you're like going and like literally what is it called like vandalizing the town because your team didn't win i mean people literally back in the day were like burned i was like relax like it's crazy what it brings out in people

and it literally has no effect on their life it's like I get it you're passionate but also like don't go vandalize their town I know imagine if like someone did like if Taylor Swift lost the Grammy and then the Swifties went and like knocked down a stoplight we would be like literally burnt at the stake we'd be in prison

but it's so funny like the dichotomy of it like the dichotomy of it like the dichotomy of the lores here would probably say like they could it's just like all funny games it's actually so insane like little girls it's like oh my god taylor's but it's like this is like grown men who actually are like abusing a town they don't even live in it's like i'm so glad super bowl's over but i will say we talk about this all the time like going out running errands i got my eyebrow waxed. I got groceries.

Like, nobody is out. I made the mistake of going too early. Oh, yes. No people. Because I assumed it would be empty all day. But then everyone was doing, like, their last minute pre-Super Bowl, like, Costco chips and stuff. And it was hell.

Bad idea. Go at 5 o'clock. Yeah. I should have gone right as the game started at 3 p.m. Is that when it started? Pacific Standard. Yes. What did you do?

Did you do anything? I streamed gaming, which was literally the worst time to stream because everyone was watching this. I was not on a good schedule. You should have gone out somewhere and did something. Yeah. I really should have flipped that. But live and learn, I guess.

Live a little competition. Yeah. Computing gets a little fun. Yeah. I'm like, who's going to get more views? I love that, though. I love love it we watched that we caught up on drag race that's what we did i'm watching yeah we're like that's a real super bowl oh honestly i was like i was here for it we were invested i was kind of this is my new thesis super bowl

kind of gay because all the football players they caught like the pre-super bowl like as they arrived to the game they all wear these really like elaborate outfits. Yeah. It is kind of giving like Met Gala. That's why it's so funny. Again, like the dichotomy of it because really football is really camp when you think about it. There's a big performance in the middle. Everyone's cosplaying as their favorite athletes.

That's true. The athletes are wearing these crazy outfits. It's kind of gay at the end of the day. That's the Met Gala theme for this year. Super Bowl theme, gay. Because Travis Kelsey's was wild. I don't know. Travis Kelsey's outfit was crazy.

Like, it was like a 70s pimp or something. I was like, what the hell is this? I mean, fine. Great. Love it. But also, what? Like, do they have a theme? They have a dress code to follow?

We should have done that. We should have dressed as them today. I honestly was tempted by the Travis Kelsey outfit because it was pretty fierce. It really was pretty fierce. You liked it. I liked it in a gay way you know like i don't know if i would wear it before um before a big game like the biggest game if you will but he wore this it was from a designer called amiri and he actually wore this designer last year for the super bowl as well um but yeah this one was very much 70s pimp kind of vibes

or like 1970s porn stars, what everyone was saying. It was crazy. It was a crazy one. It was wild, yeah. And everyone was also clocking his hair. Everyone thinks that – there was a lot of jokes as if he was wearing a wig, but also maybe he got the Turkish hair plugs. Oh, that's very in right now.

It is very in. The hair is thick. It is really thick. Yeah. I feel like there's nothing wrong with the hair plug. You know what I mean? Girls get extensions. No, it looks good.

Yeah. People love to comment on that, don't they? I feel like that's another thing. Like, wait. I feel like people shouldn't comment on people's hair because it's like one day it's there, one day it's not. Why do we have to comment on it? And if he was going bald, people would clock him for being a baldy.

Exactly. Hey, big baldy. Yes. I know. People just have to really be so nosy. People ask all the time, is that your real hair? It's like, what?

Like, I don't know if you're stupid, but I was like, what? Like, or want to touch your hair? Or do you just, it's just like, how about just leave hair alone? You know, leave all hair alone because like you said,

people are like, well, say if you're going bald and then if you like get something done, it's like, oh, he should get hair class. It's kind of like the OHSM thing, I guess. Two people make fun of you for being fat, but then if you take it and get skinny, people make fun of you too. It's like damned if you do, damned if you don't.

I know. You're so true. You're so right about that. Yeah. But I don't know, Travis, like his hairline is, I compared it to last year because he had the bugs. Me saying don't judge hair, then me comparing. You're like, let me compare the hairline.

Let me investigate. So I look, he had the buzz cut last year. But his hairline was pretty much the same. So I don't know. It was really nice and thick either way. He should retire and do like hair care commercials because it was looking good. Someone did that in like some football player like Joe Nemeth or something I think did that. He also did pantyhose commercials. It was a football player in the 80s.

Do you remember him? No. Yeah. It was a football player and he would do commercials for pantyhose and like hair. He was like the person. He was Joe Nemeth because that's the only football player I remember. And yeah, I feel like that's his only football player I remember. And yeah, I feel like that's his route

is he's going towards like hosting, acting. Yeah. Because he did Ryan Murphy's show. He hosted the show I was supposed to be on, Summer Name Game.

And yeah, he probably will go that route. How old is he? He has to be retiring soon. I think there's rumors he's going to retire after this one.

He's the same age as Taylor, I think. 87? That's his football number. But the year they were born. Oh, she's 89. Yeah. He's 35.

He'll be 36 this year. Oh, so he's born in 89. 89, yeah. Oh, so they both are. Yeah. That's young, though. He's still young. I guess he could play for a while.

Isn't LeBron James still playing? He's got to be like 42 or something. I wonder. I don't know. But I think Patrick Mahomes did an interview. Patrick Mahomes. Yeah. Yeah, Patrick Mahomes did an interview.

And he kind of hinted that Travis might retire. It's like focus on family and stuff. I think you're right. I think he is becoming a little bit more Hollywood. And honestly, their podcast does really well. The Kelsey Brothers. They have all these opportunities. He could literally just host, do brand deals and be perfectly fine yeah football takes a lot out of you it's like i don't want to get hit yeah what do they talk about their

podcast is that hot topics i think a lot of pop culture because i feel like they do right they do a lot of like football hot topics really really. Like they recap their week. Like when Travis was going to the Heiress Tour, he talked about going to the Heiress Tour. Talk about football. They have people call in. Not Lovelines, nachos, I guess. They have people call in. They're reheating our nachos.

But I've only seen like clips. But I assume that's pretty much it. And I think it's short. It's obviously like I think a 45-minute kind of audio. David Dobrik route. Yeah. Like we're going to do. I've been going to rehearsals. I listened again the other day.

I hadn't listened. But like when I drove to rehearsal, I was like, okay, let me just like listen again. I listened to one yesterday. It was literally 32 minutes. For David's podcast? Yeah. And they're like, well, at least we got him for 32 minutes before he was tired of talking again five people on the on the podcast literally not joking

and they you can tell they cut segments like it's not all film and he was there for 32 minutes and he's like and i had four in like ad reads that weren't theirs like it was over and then they had to and i was like okay so they literally had like maybe 15 minutes of talking for real. It was crazy. And once again, the most boring thing. What was it about? Oh, Natalie's back from her vacation, her second vacation. Where'd you go? Oh, Aspen, what'd you do?

Oh, I had some girls. We went out and no one hit on us. It's just like, Ilya too. There you go. That's all you. Ilya's like, I was the CEO of Dobrik's Pizza. Now I'm the CEO of Zilla and I just don't have time for anything and I'm so busy. Like, what?

I'm tuning in to get some David tea for the podcast. There's Pizza. Now I'm the CEO of Zilla and I just don't have time for anything and I'm so busy. Like, what? I'm tuning in to get some David tea for the podcast. There's nothing. I mean, there's nothing. I listen to 32 minutes of nothing. I have something about Zilla, something about Natalie. No one gives a f*** and they give no tea. I'm in Aspen. I'm not drinking. I'm not skiing. Okay, what the f*** is that story?

It's so awful. So awful. And David just throws in every couple minutes, oh, I hooked up with a girl. Oh, this girl I hooked up awful. Oh my God. And David like throws in every like couple minutes. Oh, I hooked up with a girl. Oh, this girl I hooked up with. Like, okay, David. What? Sure you did.

Okay, yeah. Oh my God. I smell a new Patreon react series. That is iconic. Well, it would be a short video. It would be our shortest video ever. We take something short though. That's true.

It is crazy. Oh my God. I literally, I'm done listening because it's only 30 minutes so I'm like, I don't even have, I have more to listen to on my drive to North Hollywood.

It's crazy. I really, I really, because I was like, God, no one talks about it. I was like, maybe I can get like a little nugget

and put David in the thump. Nothing. Zero tea. I guess he did say he's thinking about vlogging again. Yeah. That's tea that no one cares about. He posted something on David Dobrik too and like it literally had like 6,000 views.

Like no one cares. Like we didn't even know. We saw a clip of it I think on TikTok. I was like, I don't remember this in the vlog. And then I'm like searching. I'm like, where did this come from? And it was like, just retire. And don't do anything else.

I just – anyway, sorry. I have more. I have a whole David Dobrik segment. I just, anyway, sorry. I have more, I have a whole David Dobrik segment that I guess I'll save that for next. I know, sorry.

I need to not listen to it because it like triggers me so much, like his voice and I'm just like, I just want to like, ah. That's a good teaser though.

It's a good little appetizer for the finale. Come to the end for more. Yeah. Reviewing David Dobrik's underwear campaign. No, there's something else.

But did you like any of the Super Bowl commercials? The only one I really remembered is the Alex Earl Carl's Jr. one loved it loved that one I was so excited because I loved the Carl's Jr. commercials back in the day she looked so good she really is probably the most gorgeous person

she's like universally pretty where like no one's gonna be like she's ugly yeah she does look gorgeous it is funny how they're bringing this back it's a weird set of the times, you know? It's like these commercials were kind of canceled, I guess, for lack of a better term. Well, they ended in 2017 because that's when the Me Too movement happened. Oh, my God.

So that was kind of when it died down. Wait, what happened with the Carl's Jr.? Well, in 2011, they famously said, we believe in putting hot models in our commercials because ugly ones don't sell burgers. Carl's Jr. said that? In 2011, yeah.

Cancel them. Cancel them again. This was their time to come back with an ugly and they put Alex Earl in there. That's exactly what I was thinking because that's what I'm saying. It's like a weird sign of the times

that they're bringing back this like archetype of like a hot skinny blonde girl and like little clothing and the car wash. Because it is so early 2000s. Oh my God. Hate it. I hate that they said that. They said that?

They said that in 2011. It was a direct quote. Who said that? Is it from like a CEO or a representative? It was put out in a press release via the Wall Street Journal in 2011. Can I just say Carl's Jr. is trash. I love fast food. I haven't had Carl's Jr. ever.

How quickly you turned. I love it. Oh man. I was excited for that. I I just say, Carl's Jr. is trash. I love fast food. I haven't had Carl's Jr. ever. How quickly you turned. I love that. Oh, man. I was excited for Carl's Jr. I was like, good for her, whatever. But honestly, they used to have like little star nuggets that were literally like rib meat. It was like gray and gross when I was a kid. I love the shape of the star.

No, that was tea. And I tried to like their burgers, but we went, I don't know, a few years ago because they had like a new burger out. And I was like, disgusting, honestly. Who's going to Carl's Jr.? Ours is closing down the street. That's crazy. That's crazy. That's crazy.

Alex Earl didn't make me want to buy a burger. I mean, I would buy it for her, but you guys, no. I'm so mad. But I guess who would be, like, to say, oh, put an ugly in there.

Who's in there? I'll put myself in. I'll just say me. Could have put me in. Guess what? I actually eat a burger, but I would eat yours. So actually, I would say no.

Don't even ask me. Yeah, now it's too late. Now it's too late. I wouldn't even do it for a million dollars. And even so, I was thinking, okay, it began with what? A Paris Hilton. And then it was Kim Kardashian. And then it was Kate Upton.

Oh, yeah. I forgot about Kim. And then now Alex Earl. I was like, damn, maybe put a – I thought maybe at least put a brunette in there or something. Well, Kim, I guess, was brunette. Yeah. Or maybe some kind of, you know –

Diversity. Like put a Latina or something. Yeah. I know. That is kind of weird, actually. Why do they all look the exactette. Yeah. Or maybe some kind of, you know. Diversity. Like put a Latina or something. Yeah. I know. That is kind of weird actually. Why do they all look the exact same? Yeah. Because I just, you know, I don't want to guess, but I guess Alex Earl probably is not

like a frequent eater of Carl's Jr. It's not like we see her in her car doing mukbangs to it. You know what I mean? Like I just would guess not. Yeah. Yeah. Get someone who like loves. I bet if you went to TikTok and put like Carl's Jr. mukbang, I'm sure'm sure like what's her name like wendy eats or something is eating carl's jr she

would be great in there and she'd like it's cute you know that's what i'm saying if they want a cute girl like find someone cute step papa she'd be in carl's jr you know something and i get the tie-in with alex earl because she was promoting the hangover burger which does not sound very good to me personally has egg double bacon char bacon, charbroiled beef, hash browns, cheese, and sauce. Just the way Alex Earl likes it, which is a crazy... I see her eating that all the time. That's what I think of.

I mean, she's gorge. I did love it, because you know what? Rewind five minutes ago, I loved it, because I did think she was gorge. I loved the influencer out there. We love seeing pretty girls win.

Love it, yeah. Getting checked, yes. No, for sure. In that sense. I'm not an Alex Carl hater. Yeah, I'm a Carl's Jr. hater on this sense. That is crazy because they're like, that's I don't even, well,

it doesn't matter. No, but a while ago, I was offered like a sandwich. It's like a Subway, whatever, to eat a sandwich. I'm like, I don't eat those. You know what I mean? Like, it would be inauthentic. And I actually said no because I was like, I don't eat sandwiches and it would be a weird thing to be like, I love this Sub. Like a turkey sub. Like, you know what I mean? And I was like, like, well, you can eat the chips or something. Okay, but that's not what this.

So I have said no to it. I'd have to say she should, because obviously it's a Super Bowl commercial. I'll say yes to Prime, put me in Logan and KSI, Mr. Beast, Lunchly, whatever, you know, but I just think like, yeah, that was weird. Carl's Jr. makes me so upset now that they said that. I mean, I know that was a while ago. It was a long time ago, but still. People can change and grow. They have it like made up for that though is the tea. You know what I mean?

Yeah. Because they're not doing the work. They're still doing the same thing that they're doing. Yeah, yeah. The growth hasn't been seen. It hasn't been noticed. Yes. They only stopped when it was Me Too and it was like, oh, maybe not objectify women right

now. And now they're like, I guess we can objectify them again. That's – yeah, which again, love. If they didn't say that stupid ass comment in 2011, that's actually so crazy. I wonder what the statistics are. I wonder if it did get more people to go get that free burger that next day because wasn't that the whole thing? It was like free.

Oh, yeah. You're right. They were. Yeah. So maybe it did. Maybe it influenced people. I don't know i mean yeah just sign up for your least favorite thing uh loyalty program they had like a my rewards yeah anything through an app or anything like mcdonald's gives you fries but you have to do it through the app i'm like i filmed

through my phone i can't show them at the same time so it's like that doesn't really work damn that's so annoying oh i hate it you know what fun. I did do a Carl's Jr. commercial now that I think about it. Wait. Did you really? Yeah. It was 2011, I think. I gotta look it up. It was fast talking.

I think it's like on my resume. Like if you go to LA Casting Trish Paytas, it's like on there. It was like you spun a wheel and you could win something. And yeah, it was like scripted. I got a good check from it. But I don't know. I wasn't in a bikini. That's for sure.

I think I was just speed talking really fast. It was a guy in a tuxedo spinning a wheel. Did they put you in a big sweater or something? Oh, for sure. Especially when I – I mean because 2011 was the same time as like the Eminem video where I was eating the burger. And same thing. I remember being like obese and it was like I was 180 pounds.

I was like 60 pounds lighter. I was like that's crazy. But yeah, they probably definitely put me in a sweater for sure. I did the Carlos Jr. I did Paris Hilton too. I did it for a music video. What video was that? Do you remember?

Anyone remember? No, I saw the clip you posted, but I couldn't remember what song it was. You were there, babe, in my black swimsuit. I was eating the burger. Yeah, no, that was for... I can't remember. It was for the MCR album, but... I don't remember.

It was for the four bands. Was that like when you did... Oh, Sad Boy. Sad Boy. Oh, Sad Boys. Oh, yeah. Because you were walking out and then you Oh, Sad Boy. Sad Boy. Oh, Sad Boys. Oh, oh, oh. Because you were walking out to the garage. I wonder why I called it 2005.

I wonder if the commercial came out in 2005. Why did I call it that? She must have been in it. I don't know. Anyways, I'll do it. No, I wouldn't do it, actually. Would I? Probably.

Maybe Wendy's. I love a Wendy's. Give me a Spicy Nuggets commercial. Or like an In-N-Out. But I guess they don't even have to do – They do nothing. Wingstop. Wingstop DM me.

They had an event in New York City. They're like, we heard you love us. Come to this event. I was like, well, I'm kind of over it. Honestly, I've had too much Wingstop lately. I've been eating too much Wingstop. Although I didn't have anything to eat today, so who knows how this will go. I had my chips because I was so hungry.

I was famished. But what is like a healthy snack to eat? Celery sticks. No. Okay. Healthy-ish. Because I do love a Wingstop, but I was like, as I said at the beginning of this, I'm 240. I'm like, I need to really – I need like a healthier snack that's not – like it doesn't

even have to be healthy, but like lighter. Like a grilled nugget. Okay. Maybe. Like from Chick-fil-A? Yeah, sure. But they're homophobic, allegedly, or we don't know. It's hard to say these days.

Hard to keep up. Yeah. Who isn't homophobic, really? Honestly. I'm just kidding. No one is. Or a lot of people. Or a lot of people, yeah.

I know. Isn't that crazy? That's the tea of it, actually, how much homophobia is still around. Actually, you're like, damn, in 2025. I know. You don't – it is the privilege, I guess, especially the California, LA kind of bubble. You do forget. And then you'll be driving and then there's like a – sometimes there's people with

like little stickers that are like homophobic stickers or something. Really? What does it say? I'm like, what does the homophobic sticker say? F slur, get out my way or something. What? I was like, is that one? I have seen some. I won't say what state because I don't want to be banned from that state one? I have seen some.

I won't say what state because I don't want to be banned from that state. But I have seen some where I've gone to a state before. And it literally is like marriage between a man and a woman. I'm like, why would you put that as a bumper sticker? I know. I think about that a lot too. I'm like, damn, why do you care that much? And why would you want to put it on your car?

Because at the end of the day, like you're kind of ruining your car a little bit. That's what I'm saying. Things in this could have been an email. It doesn't need to be. That's my new favorite thing people say now. Could have been a tweet even. Could have been a tweet. Or could have stayed in drafts.

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Thank you, Morgan & Morgan, for sponsoring today's episode. Stay in the drafts. Well, she did apologize, right, Carla? She did say – Yeah, she did another apology where she actually did say, I'm sorry. So that is – Maybe she listened to us. Maybe because it was like the same day that the podcast came out. Yeah, she did another apology where she actually did say, I'm sorry. So that is a start.

Maybe because it was like the same day that the podcast came out. I mean, that's good. Sometimes people don't know. Sometimes people don't know they don't say sorry. You know what I mean? Sometimes you have to be like, okay, but there was no apology. Actually, yeah. Sometimes I forget.

Sometimes you don't know. You're like, did I actually say I'm sorry or did I just say a bunch of words? Got to clock it sometimes. But okay, well, that's good. She apologizes to people in her movie too yeah because she's kind of kind of ruined the movie

for every she did I think there was the Santa Barbara Film Festival on Sunday last night and Selena kind of addressed it she said that it has

taken away some of the shine and like the excitement that she had oh Selena said that yeah oh yeah

she went to the Santa Barbara Film Festival she was hanging out with like Ariana Grande and Fernanda Torres though when was this this was recent last night

oh yeah was it the art when Ariana was talking about Drag Race yes in the pink dress yeah she looked good it's so crazy

I saw like like she was talking about how she loved like Jewel Sparkles and like Lexi Love I was like or I think it was like Lexi Love

and she was like I was like that's so crazy to think like Ariana watches Drag Race I know and like is a fan well she says she hasn't kept up so I don't know how much of a fan I mean she's been a little Or I think it was like Lexi Love and she was like, I was like, that's so crazy to think like Ariana watches Drag Race. I know. And like as a fan. Well, she says she hasn't kept up

so I don't know how much of a fan. But I mean, she's been a little busy. I think she'll binge at some point, you know. That's true. It's always cool though like when you watch something.

I know it's so popular but sometimes it feels niche and then I'm like, oh, everyone watches this show. We do love it. When was that? That was last night? Yeah.

So the awards campaign is going in fierce. The Critics' Choice Awards were also last Friday. But it hasn't aired. It did air, the Critics' Choice. um when was that that was last night yeah so the awards campaign is going in fierce the critic choice awards were also last friday and hasn't aired it did air the critics choice oh yeah and that one people were kind of upset because um amelia prez was still winning a lot but that voting was before oh um like they voted before carla's tweets came out so Did Carla win? Carla didn't win, but the movie won for like best song and I think I want to say best like foreign film

like foreign language film or something. So it won quite a bit but that was all pre Scandal and I think it'll get worse now that like it got really mainstream with the tweets and the director's comments and the backlash from the movie in general.

So we'll see how Oscars goes. I kind of think it's over, but I've been wrong before, so. They win best director, best actress. They sweep. Big day off. Okay. Maybe. You know, sometimes that works.

They say all publicity is good publicity. So I'm like, well, let's give this movie a chance or something. I don't know. Because I do kind of feel bad. I mean, I kind of feel bad that she like ruined this movie. I mean, it's not like other people's fault. Maybe the director's, but like no one else's. Like Zoe Sald feel bad. I mean, I kind of feel bad that she, like, ruined this movie. I mean, it's not, like, other people's fault. Maybe the director's. But, like, no one else's.

Like, Zoe Saldana and – I know. Poor Zoe and Selena. I didn't know. But – You know, they probably put a lot of work into it. They definitely did. And they did a lot promoting it, too.

I mean, they've been promoting it since the film festival circuit, like, last spring, summer. So – Yeah. And I think they got so many awards during the film festival like yeah maybe i'll win an oscar and then now it does suck for them i know well what is oscars it is in three weeks oh so it's very it's coming up yeah yeah you going not going no i will be can you in my apartment i don't think so i think maybe if i really was like i should be there maybe i guess but i also wouldn't want to why working press for like these events that's why

again with like when the grammys thing came up for that one reporter the ap reporter i i try to think about their perspective because working the events it's like literally terrible because you get there like three hours before the carpet starts and then the carpet opens but then no one shows up you get kind of bossed around by a bunch of people who say like no you're in the wrong spot no go this way no go that way i can see that yeah so even wicked was a little bit i mean they were nice but there's a little bit of that like you there go there like they kind of just put you around there's like the list of like the people who matter like you know the ariana grande's of the world and then if you're not the 245 entries it's us

I was like what I hope we get invited into I'm like do you think we'll get a better time slot this time do you think we get to be interviewed by anybody this time around we were early birds and they're like if you come after three you won't even get on the carpet so we're there at like 245 like the earliest you could get there and literally no one's setting up Denny's walking the red carpet taking his photos and I think this time they'll make sure to interview you no I don't know it was in a way it was good because we got our pictures there because maybe like because there was i think when like the britney broskis and everything came along it was like three influencers

at a time on the carpet so when we were there no one was there so we kind of got to like take our time with pictures nobody was there to take a picture but we did get to get like a good photo in there and whatever i hope please invite us back i hope we do that's the only premiere i care about um well and Jurassic Park I am excited about that now that I saw the trailer the trailer looked kind of tea right

I love a movie like that you look like Jonathan Bailey today in Jurassic Park with the hat the glasses and the shirt I'll take it you look like him

I love him so much he really is so cute he looks really good in that movie too I'm excited for it yeah he's pretty amazing maybe he'll come on the podcast

to promote it yeah why not it. Yeah. Why not? I'll DM him. Does he follow you? No. Oh. He is a CAA. Maybe they can get me somebody. I'm asking for too much. I realize that. I was like the moral

of my story. I already got my dreams. I should be happy. You know what I mean? I don't need to keep dreaming. Keep going. I'm still dreaming. I have to figure out getting the email I'm that's my all like top of my to-do list is getting the just trish email because I'm ready to just send please left and right I would love that send to everybody I've been selling I've been sending follow-up emails the past few days I got I got reinvigorated yeah not me I'm just like we have no gas we're just even when I have to leave for Indianapolis because I was thinking

like oh god I have to film like two that week and I'm like I have no gas I was just like – we have no guests. We're just – even when I have to leave for Indianapolis because I was thinking like, oh God, I have to film like two that week and I have no guests. I was like, I guess we could just do Hot Topics on a Monday and a Tuesday, just split them in half because I was like, I don't have any guests that are that exciting or guest period really. Maybe the Carl's Jr. CEO could come on from 2011. Be like, hey, do you want to come on? I just am like, yeah, I don i don't know overcast until i'm not

i have ideas i have ideas i know but your ideas sometimes i love them but also they're not even that crazy you got like my ideas are the craziest things some of them are some of them i'm like okay i gotta really because i'm in my like low energy era as far as that goes i'm just like kind of really rally behind someone it's got to be like Jonathan Bailey or Chapel Roan or something. It's hard. It's hard out here. I think it's also just like researching people you don't know.

But like, because I always want to make sure I care about the person that's here. I don't want them to be – my biggest bad thing is when people go on podcasts and I'm like no idea what they do. Yeah, that's true. So what do you do? I don't know. And that's happened to me so many times where like people are so confused like who I am and what I do.

And it's like literally the most annoying thing. So I do love to research. know. And that's happened to me so many times where like people are so confused like who I am and what I do. And it's like literally the most annoying thing. So I do love to research. I'm running out of time to research. I'm running out of time to eat. Today I was supposed to go to dance like right after. It was like this. We're going to go eat.

I have to get my tooth shaved down. I was going to dance. I was like – and I went to dance until like 10 o'clock last night. And he's just like, oh my God, you're going to dance. I was like, I know. But I had to like not because I'm just a zombie at this point. But – and tomorrow I have a big day too. But anyways. I'm here though. I love it. I love the podcast. The podcast is entouring. I love the podcast though for real. Like this is my favorite thing in the whole world and

I need energy for it. I think I should have had some food. That would have been good. But I don't want to eat. I'm fat. I mean I just am at this point. I'm breaking chairs. I'm 240. I was like – I went to this point. I'm breaking chairs. I'm 240. I was like, I went to the realization that I really am. Give me some of that robot-y. You know what I mean? Like, I need it. Because you never feel that. Your New Year's resolution was to not talk about your weight. Well, I went to the doctor. They made me get on the scale. And I was like, do I have to? And that'll spiral you. That'll spiral you for sure.

Yeah, that happened to me the other day too. Hence why I'm wearing a hospital gown. Nothing for sure. Yeah, that happened to me the other day too. Hence why I'm wearing a hospital gown and nothing else fits. Wait, you went to the doctor and they weighed you? Well, I went to the, my GLP doctor.

So not the real doctor, but. What is that doctor? It's like. Just for that? No, they do, they do that. They do like

those laser facials. It's kind of like med spa vibes, I guess. Oh. And they gave you GLP ones? Yeah, I think that's where you get them for the most part. It's kind of like med spa vibes, I guess. Oh. And they gave you jelly ones? Yeah. I think that's where you get them for the most part. That's true.

I don't even know where you start with that. I was thinking about that. I'm like, I'm taking those epic. And I was like, where do I go? I don't have anyone. Could ask the person who delivered our baby. He's a doctor. He's given me stuff before.

He's like, you need a prescription for this. Maybe. So there's a special doctor. I'll go to your – Well, med spas, but yeah. I don't know if I would trust that. No offense, but are you going to go to a place with a Botox and be like, here's some Ozempic? How do they know I'm qualified?

Well, I had to do like blood work and stuff before. Yeah, they do make you do – Did you go to Quest? No. Actually, yes, I did. Love a Quest. Yes. I did go to Quest.

They take vials. Yes. So many. And then they sent the blood work to my med spa and then I got the green light, I guess. But I feel like the bar is probably low to get it. I feel like they – Well, I want to make sure I'm qualified to get it. Like what if I'm like not – what if they like find something that's like, oh, no, this is actually not for you?

Yeah. Oh, yeah. You have to get like your thyroid and stuff. There's all these pre-tests, these screenings before you get it. But I gained weight again. But I did go off of it for three weeks. Crazy. Because you really do. thyroid and stuff there's all this these pre-tests these screenings before you get it but i gained weight again but i did go off of it for three weeks crazy because you really do and i know we were saying that comedy meals body was like last week i was like no you're actually so you had the coolest like boys like pants he's like waffle pants you look so skinny and so cool and

i was like i think the pants were just like baggy no they were also cream which can make people look bigger actually like you're wearing black today okay but like usually the cream i don't know i feel it. I gained five pounds over the past three weeks and I'm feeling those five pounds for sure. Isn't that crazy the weight? Like once you see the number on the scale, you're like, damn. Yeah. I kind of had a feeling, but I was a little delusional.

But like maybe one or two, not five. Five is a lot. But I was off of – I've been off of Adderall because I can't get my prescription for that again. And I kept forgetting, hence – because no Adderall because I can't get my prescription for that again. And I kept forgetting, hence – because no Adderall. I kept forgetting to go back to my doctor to get my GLPs. So – Wait. So the Adderall helps you remember?

Yeah. Because I always – I'm like, oh, yeah. I can do that. And then I get distracted and forget to follow up, you know? You should get some Adderall. Yeah. I didn't know how bad my ADHD was. I'm like, oh, it's kind of a quirky thing.

Like I can still function. But the past few days, it's been hard to function. The quirky thing ADHD was. I'm like, oh, it's kind of a quirky thing. Like, I can still function, but the past few days, it's been hard to function. The quirky thing is wild. I'm like, oh, it's quirky. I can get through. Because also my prescription, it's like a very low dosage. Like, I'm not like, I'm still like functioning. Yeah. But it's been pretty fierce the past few days without it. I'm like, I actually really need to lock

in with my doctor and like, let's go. Let's refill his prescription. Yeah. Sometimes I sense it with you that you're just a little off. Not in anything, but I can sense it. I'm like, in with my doctor and like let's let's go let's refill his prescription yeah sometimes i sense it with you that you're just a little off you know not anything but i could sense that i'm gonna kind of have him from oscar he's not really posting i was like okay well i'm glad you're okay you seem good today yeah um i this is another crazy story someone i work with not at just first productions but recommended because because again, I was telling them I struggled.

I'm like, oh, I haven't been able to get my Adderall. They said, oh, you should try these shrooms, these microdosing shrooms. That's wild. Yeah. Can you try it? For the first time this morning. What? He just had shrooms this morning?

That's wild. On a Monday morning? That's a whole different level. Yeah. What? It's not even in the scene. You're on shrooms right now? That's crazy. It was a microdosing's crazy i don't even know i bought a website

they're called limitless which sounds kind of cool i was like i want to be unlimited like you know very cynthia revo but that's crazy you don't seem like it at all do you feel it microdosing and i only had one i said to start with one what's it supposed to do help you focus that's how desperate i am are you focused you seem like it i seem a little locked in and the is the fur on the wall moving honestly i did have one and a half energy drinks and this room so that kind of enhances yeah so i can't really testify if these are working or not because there's a lot going on in my system right now but the shrooms wouldn't make like this pop out or this become brighter or something i don't think they're psychedelic so these ones are they all true i don't know i should have read the label a little bit more that's crazy that you

took them this person i work with is just like i'm not condoning but maybe you should try it and i was like okay t and i just bought them right away and then i'm surprised because you're kind of are you a little bit hypochondriac or no um i'm not really like sometimes i'm like maybe i'm dying but i'm okay i you know i don't know why i thought you like didn't like pills or like medicine oh no i love love medicine yeah maybe tana's a hypochondriac someone i talked to no tana definitely she is maybe that was it okay i was like who did i talk to yeah we filmed like eight episodes like in two days and i was like spent a lot of time so i was like wait what is happening maybe she's a hypochondriac yeah for me like I do I am a hypochondriac in the sense that like I'll read you know WebMD or whatever and be like I have that

but then I'll just kind of like keep it moving you know what I mean yeah I never ever google symptoms because it's like I just learned that like whatever you're looking for you'll find like if you want to say you have cancer yes it's a sign of cancer if you want to you know what i mean it's just like i i did that during pregnancy it was like my least thing i was like i remember i inhaled like smoke and i was like looked it up and like yep like your baby will like die upon birth and like crazy like crazy i'm never googling things again because i was like so scared and like psyched myself out and just never sick yeah i'm weirdly like more calm about myself but like pets and stuff I'm like very much like anything happens with them

so I feel like I'd be the same with a baby I'd be like very hyper contract with a baby I do Google a lot for babies which I shouldn't do that's more like trying to find an optimistic answer to this like you know okay how quick does this heal and whatever but I never do anything like doomsday because I'm like okay they'll tell you like something's wrong with it

yeah I think I could definitely spiral when it comes to like things I – or people I'm caring for versus like myself, weirdly. Yeah. That's probably worse actually because then you're just like worried for someone else and like stop worrying about me. Yeah. I get that too. How did we get to this subject?

That went so far. Oh, Adderall shrooms, hypochondria. Oh, right, right, right. Well, I hope you have a good trip. We'll see. I wonder if it makes you hungry. Shrooms? No, I don'tondria. Oh, right, right, right. Well, I hope you have a good trip. We'll see. I wonder if it makes you hungry. Shrooms? No, I don't think so.

I hope not. I really hope not because, again, I got to lock in. I want to be skinny again. I want to be skinny. I miss it. I don't need to be skinny. I just need to be maybe like closer to 200 than 250. I think you're wrong with being 250.

I'm just very short. So I have a guy, my friend that's like six foot two. He's like, oh, I'm also 240. It's like, yeah, but you're wrong with being 250 I'm just very short so I have a guy my friend that's like 6 foot 2 he's like oh I'm also 240 it's like yeah but you're huge it doesn't make me feel better I'm like well I'm going on tour I'm walking airports I'm dancing I'm walking airports

you guys are gonna get a full show I can't think of a smooth transition to this hot topic but I am very excited to discuss it. Because there was a groundbreaking case, like lawsuit in the UK. A 25-year-old woman faces jail after bombarding her boyfriend's ex with videos of her farting. Bombarding her videos. And it was like the first of its kind, like trial and everything.

Her boyfriend's ex or her ex's boyfriend? Bombarding her boyfriend's ex with videos of her farting. Okay. And what was the lawsuit? Where did she put the videos? She threw WhatsApp. Because it's like block the person. That's what this girl said.

She was like, this is all kind of unserious. Why didn't you just block me yeah so i'll do the context so in britain it they had to deal with their first ever their first ever cyber farting case um where this woman bombarded uh her boyfriend's ex with several inappropriate videos of herself passing wind that were deemed indecent or grossly offensive. And the prosecutor in North Wales said that she proceeds to pass gas by placing the camera on her bottom and passing the gas. On December 22nd, there were three more videos of her letting it rip. And over the course of the next few days, another four were sent of the same nature

showing Miss Evansans the uh defendant in this case passing wind her face smiling at the camera her tooting continued on boxing day and new year's day despite the police getting involved getting wind of what had happened and the victim said in a statement to the court i would like to feel safe in my home. And the defendant suggested that she wanted to send the videos because she felt her partner was being treated unfairly. So she is with her boyfriend and the ex-boyfriend. And the ex, she's like harassing her to get justice for her boyfriend, basically. Oh, okay. And she said it was purely malicious.

The victim said it was purely malicious and she was smirking throughout. The defendant found it hilarious, but the victim did not. Was she really a victim? Because she honestly could have blocked. Right? That's what I'm thinking too. I mean, again, not to victim shame, but I'm like, this all seems a little unserious. And yeah, I mean, farting is not a crime although it should be i wish i could lock

up everybody but they are they are very serious over there but like you can go to jail for social media posts oh cyber harassment and stuff i guess that's good i love that but like is this that serious i mean it's not like but why is it offensive they said it's offensive is it offensive to a specific culture or is it just like i think it's considered like harassment and like the intent was malicious it was to um harass the victim or the plaintiff in this case but like how because like she's not farting on her she's not smelling it like what is it i know i guess it is i do want to know the thought process of i'm gonna get her good i'm gonna harass her yeah

maybe she hates oh which i do get that the only two that i want to know is suzy too that's the only i care about i hate her too for sure so i i do sympathize in that sense but at the same time i would just stop opening the messages that's just me you know yeah because whatsapp is tricky like once you open it like it automatically saves the video to your camera roll oh really yeah so you're just like stuck with that video

I was like oh cause I won't open it for months and then as soon as I do all the videos come through on my phone and I was like okay I don't need

all these videos people have sent I think they should just do what's with what away with whatsapp like I just hate a whatsapp

when people whatsapp me as like don't whatsapp me I get it for international right like if you to communicate with like people who are like in different countries. It's supposed to be free. That's why. Oh.

I guess I was what's at me when I was in London. But I hate it. I hate the idea of it. Because I do get randoms on there just from phone numbers that are just like so long. I'm sorry. I don't know where it's from. No fart videos though. Thank God.

No. I guess I would probably also press charges if someone sent those to me. That's all the scammers. They use what's up. so you get all kind of weird that's what i'm saying i get the scammers on there the um defendant did say i never thought farting would lay me in court i think the sentence is a bit excessive and dramatic we are living in a very snowflake generation i sent the messages on whatsapp i do have regrets but i wouldn't have thought i would be here for something like this, to be honest. It's petty because she was sentenced to a 12-month community order.

And she did have to serve a little bit of jail time in the process. And she was also handed 15 rehabilitation sessions, 60 days alcohol abstinence monitoring, and a two-year restraining order. Wow. And she has to pay £100 compensation and then an extra £199 for legal costs. I mean, I do like that they cracked down on things over there. They probably should more so here, like, especially, like, cyber stuff. I guess it is harassment, I guess. Like, if you're shutting someone down in so many videos, I mean, I guess on one hand, just block it.

It's not, like, threatening her. It's like, here you could literally be, like, unalive yourself. I'm going to come, like, you know, and then they're like, oh, then they're like oh who cares but like they're like they're cracking down on this it's like they need to maybe adapt that sternness over here because it is crazy that that's good honestly i'm on the side of the victim i actually should especially farting that's just gross and you're putting gas out into the world you just do it in your bathroom. Honestly, yeah. Doesn't- I'm very quiet. Climate change.

I was going to say, doesn't it cause climate change? What? What does that mean? I think it's the cows. I think it's the cows. What do the cows do that cause climate change? They put methane out in the... I don't know if it's real or not, but they put methane out.

Well, they can't help it. No, but we farm them, so we- Oh, so stop farming the cows. At least they're not filming it, the cows. Yeah, they're not filming it the cows yeah they're not trying to harass you with it i just wonder when she you know she got a message she opened it she saw that's what it was and then she got another message like oh maybe this time it's not that let me open it yeah darn it she got me again we should evaluate that person too like

every time why don't they evaluate the victim as well and maybe evaluate both just to make sure they're both there you know true because the did get – had to get like a mental evaluation. So you're right. I think it is – like why do you keep opening it? Again, not to victim shame. But it is like at what point do you just – Yeah. So did he stay with her?

As far as we know, yeah. He's still – her boyfriend is still – She was defending him. She was like, I got this, babe. Don't worry. I'll handle it. I like that. Girl against girl. It's better than like this guy doing. Don't worry. I'll handle it. I like that. Girl against girl.

It's better than the guy doing it because the guy doing it to the girl is just weird. True, yeah. She stood up for her man. Yeah. She stood up for her man. He was like, thank you, baby. They should stay together forever. I know.

If your girl is willing to do that for you, she's a keeper. Would you do it for Darian? For Darian? No. Just because I hate toots. I do. I hate Yeah. She's a keeper. Would you do it for Darian? For Darian? No. Just because I hate toots. I do. I hate it.

Except for Susie. I hate it too. I hate the name Susie Toot though. I just hate, like I love her but the name Toot alone is like no, why? I like it for Susie Toot

because she is so like kooky and like tapio. Yes. It makes sense for her but if she looked like Lana Jarae and her name was Lana Toot Ray I'd be like, no, that doesn't fit.

You know what I mean? Like Lydia Butthole Collins. Yes. I hate it. I don't like it for Lydia. But actually, I don't like Butthole for anyone. Susie Too is like. It's awful.

At least Too is like a code name for it. You know what I mean? But if it was like Susie Farts, I'd be like, no. That's what it gives me, though. It gives me that. And I love every single queen this season. They're all so nice to each other. And I love that everyone's like, kumbaya.

But that butthole one is just awful. And Rue always says butthole, not B. It could be Lydia B. Collins. Everyone loves the name butthole. Like, on all the recap shows, like on Bob Moumanet's recap show, on Fashion Photo Review, everyone just calls her butthole. That's crazy. I guess gays love it.

Gays and bays love the butthole, but I don't. I mean, I love a butthole, That's crazy. I guess gays love it. Gays and theys love the butthole. But I don't. I mean, I love a butthole. But I don't want that to be my name. That's crazy. I hate hearing it. You know what I mean? I hate – and then like the image that it creates, I just – I don't live for it.

But I love Lydia. I think Lydia is really cute. Yeah. I get the vibes of that. But I don't like it. I don't like the middle name. I think they just run out of names after a while. Like all these queens, you know what I mean?

It's like, well, there's probably every name taken. What would yours be? Did we talk about this? I honestly don't know. Back in the day, I thought Frida Leigh would be a good name because I love Fritos and they're owned by Leighs. Wait, that's so good. Do you think there is one out there? Probably. I love Frida Leigh.

I really do like Fritos. It's probably one of my favorite chips. Ooh, I love that. Oh you think there is one out there? Probably. I love Frito-Lay. Because I really do like Fritos. It's probably one of my favorite chips. Ooh, I love that. Oh, my God. What would mine be? It's so hard to think of something cute that sounds like a name, but also means something. I have no idea. I'm really, really bad.

I guess because like fish is such a – I guess Trish like fish is a good drag queen name. Oh, yeah. T. You know, in Untucked – do you watch Untucked? I did this week. Oh, and Corey King gave you a little shout out. I was gagged because he was like, oh, Corey King is so Trish coded. And I was like – I kind of didn't even like get the vibe until like really this week.

And aside from before that is like the pink dress she wore is the same designer that did all my tour costumes. Oh, really? Well, V. Monique posted this pink dress and I like literally screenshot it. I was like, oh, my God, I want this for my tour. And then I saw Corey King wearing it this week and I was like, oh my God. So you're right.

We're so the same coded. And then yes, on Untucked, did the outro of my old videos from 2011 to 2017. Kisses to my little baby fishies. Kisses for my little baby fishies. I gagged because the only other person who liked that outro was Shane. And I was so excited to hear a gorgeous queen, just a little Barbie doll, just loving it.

I was like, that was crazy. And then someone posted on TikTok and this like, oh, is this like a Trisha Paytas reference? And Kory responded, yes, it is. Really? That's so cute. Yes. And I was like, gagged. I was like, love you so much.

And truly that one is the one that I probably like relate to this season. Just like the style, the fashion. She's always just giving like gorge. Because I get it like – I get the campness and I get being silly. And I do love a silly queen. But I like that she's just always serving pretty. She's just like, I'm just going to get blonde Barbie all the time. That's what I would do.

And a boo. Yeah. Yes. Love. Love that. A mini dress, a boo, a big blonde wig. That's my tour outfit. I should ask actually her.

I do have one queen opening up for me in Siena Jose. I should ask Corey where she performs because I would love, I would love to have like different queens and different – I know it's very chapel wrong, but I do love a queen and it's the only person I want opening up for me if they even want to. I'd probably open up for them because they are fierce. Yeah, super excited. And then when I saw that, she responded. I was like, oh, that's so cool.

So yeah, so we got a shout out from Jewel Sparkle and La Leche, the extended version that didn't air. And then we got a shout out from Corey King with Little Baby Fishies. And I was so excited. It's cool because they're all young too. Like Little Baby Fishies is like so long ago. So like – That's true.

You're right. I forget how young everyone is. So young. Because like if Lexi is the grandma of the group. I know. 32. Damn. I forget about that. I'm ancient.

Yeah. So there are probably like 10 when I was doing those videos, which is like so wild. Yeah. We love. I truly do love this season so much. Like it's my favorite thing to watch. We watched that before Traders now. Oh, yes.

That's a good. That's a good lineup. Yeah. It's RuPaul. It's Drag Race, Traders. We've put Kardashians in the mix. White Lotus is coming back this Sunday. So we'll probably write Lotus in the mix.

We never finish Only Murders. There's only like two episodes. I haven't finished either. Yeah. That one is disappointing. We're still trying to get Between the Virgin done. That's been a track. What else did we watch?

The new ones. Is there anything new out? I'm really bad at watching shows right now. The only ones I'm watching are same Drag Drag Race Traitors, Abbott Elementary. Oh, I like that one too. I haven't watched in a while. I was watching Six Lives of College Girls, but that ended. And I love that show so much.

I hope it comes back. But there hasn't really been anything else. I don't know. Nothing. We're almost done with The Modern Family. We have literally five episodes left of the last season. I was like, oh, God, what are we going to watch after that? I know.

I'm in a little bit of a rut. If you guys have any show suggestions let us know because i really do need a new show same you like white lotus i do love white lotus i'm excited for that it's it's it's only one episode a week though so it's gonna be slow yeah but other than that like i'm very just drag drag race traitors right now i know and then i know not everyone watches those shows but you should like i think especially drag race right now it's the show this season is the best season oh wow a long time i think just because the girls are good like yeah this group of girls is not afraid to give like the early y2k levels of like catty unfilteredness yes and they're not really

like fearing the the backlash from like the audience. Like they're they're getting each other's faces. They're being catty. They're kind of fearless about it. But then they also at the end of the day

are all like sisters and friendly. There's no like bad blood between them. It's not like too mean. No. Like it's cutesy. It's like drag.

It's mama's drag. It's drag. It is. It is. That is actually very true. I like it. I also like and this is like

this sounds shady but it's like not like there's no like polished queens this season. I like how they're all like a little messy. You know what I mean? Yeah. Yeah like it. I also like, and this is like, this sounds shady, but it's like, no. Like, there's no, like, polished queens this season. I like how they're all, like, a little messy. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, you know how there's, like, Sasha Kobe, obviously, is, like, perfection.

Everything was perfection. Like, I feel like Nymphaea last year was, like, perfection. Like, I feel like there's not one of those, like, clear ones that are, like, wow, they are polished. Honestly, yeah. Like, a clear front runner who's, like, perfect. Yeah. Yeah.

Because, like, Lexi love seems to be a front runner but i wouldn't even call her posh i love her and i think she's like so gorgeous like every look she serves is like she looks like a supermodel but like just not that you know it's not like beauty like a pageant queen like maybe what is it sam star yeah she gives a little pageant queen but um but i i like her and i do think she's like aesthetically she's like maybe the most like visually like perfect she gets all her outfits right. But I like them. Yeah. I like that everyone especially like you see when they have their packages already done

like they have the designers and stuff like those are really good looks. But then when like Lexi making her own tarp it was like you know that it was a tarp with like a hole in it and some flowers. So it was like relatable because it wasn't like perfect. That's what I'm saying. And I love that her tarp got sprayed on and she was. And then they all had like a little like nice moment. And I was with Anja Nerve. Where she's like.

That was not the time for me to say. I would have been the same way. Oh no. If I come in. And I said. Did you spray paint my tarp? And you looked the other way. Yes.

And in five minutes. Like no. You come in blazing. I would never be like. Yeah. Actually girl. That was me. Like no.

The time. Because when I come in. And I'm like. Did you spray paint my tarp? And you're like. Yeah. And then I come back. And you tell me. That was. When I ask is the time to I come in and I'm like did you spray paint my tarp and you're like and then I come back and you tell me that was

when I ask is the time to tell me no not when you're mad and heated because then when she calmed down she gave her time to cool down yes

and she was calmer afterwards so she's like okay like girl that was like wasn't me I'm sorry I love on your nerve I really she's one of my favorites

she's like my top four but if that happens to me and then she got mad at Lexi for being upset that you waited to tell me that you spray painted. No. That was funny. You can't uno reverse.

Yeah. She's like, well, we both apologize to each other. I would do that too. I'm like, well, we both were in the wrong. Were you? I don't know. But I mean, it was a blue tarp. I was confused what even happened because Moses explained to me because I was like,

well, it's tarp. Like that's where they would spray paint. And he's like, no, that was her material. I was like, I mean, that would be confusing. It's outside. It's's tarp. Like, that's where they would spray paint. He's like, no, that was her material. I was like, I mean, that would be confusing. It's outside. It's blue tarp. And that's where you go to spray paint. Like, I would also think that's – I mean, I kind of loved it at the end.

That challenge is diabolical, though, because, like, honestly, who can make any of that trash look good? You know what I mean? Even the winner – did Sam Sparkle win or no? Was it Arietti? Arietti won. Because even those two top looks, like, I just – especially Sam Sparkle. Like, I love – Yeah, the trash bags was not good. Yeah, it was just, like, a bunch of one because even those two top looks like i just especially seems like i love was that dude yeah it was just like a bunch of bags put together which maybe it was very intricate and like whatever and and i do love sam i do think she's like so pretty and gorge but um and then that challenge i think it was the best that they could do with like little

trash you know what i'm saying that challenge was set up for people to fail i think i love it though because it's like old school drag race i think yeah in the old seasons there was one I think it was maybe it was Willem's season I think where they literally made them dumpster dive for materials like in West in like West Hollywood or something in literal dumpsters like how to get like material to make a dress after that that's crazy what season was that like four I think four yeah yeah some of the challenges i'm like okay i love it i love like an old school kind of like make it work kind of moment oh god i love drag race so much i did they had like three looks on the runway we're like which one is the trash there was like a fish and there was this and i'm just like there were so many looks i was like guys

that's a lot of money i know how much like one of those outfits cost yeah honestly t i think lexi love said she had to get a second – like a mortgage to pay for those looks, which is crazy. Well, I think Lux was here and she said $30,000 or something like that. Oh, my God. It is crazy. Crazy for like the whole thing. And I'm like that's – wow.

Because when I got my Lux outfit made, it was like $3,000 to like look like. I was like that's the wig. And they have so many runways. Yeah. It's wild. Yeah. They all get that. I do love it.

I do love a runway. And I love – I literally love all the queens so much. Yeah. It's wild. Yeah. They all look good, though. I do love it. I do love a runway. And I love, I literally love all the queens so much. Yeah. I really, really do. Like, even Hormona, losing Hormona, I was so sad because I love Hormona. Yeah. The girl, I love Corey King, but she was bullying that poor girl for a while. I'm glad.

They're all sisters now, but I'm like, damn. But I love Hormona. I love seeing Hunter Schaefer and Law Roach on this past episode. They did look great. Hunter Schaefer and Law Roach on this past episode. They did look great. Hunter Schaefer. Gorge. Mama, that Hunter Schaefer is literally the most stunning person in the whole entire world. I was gagged.

No, she serves all the time. Her outfit was so cute. Was she supposed to be a flight attendant? I liked it. She was wearing the Jean Paul Gaultier archive 2010. Yeah, she was giving. And I was thinking about this too. Love Hunter Schaefer because she is so mysterious. Like I went to her Instagram

and I'm like, damn, this girl only posts when she's in a campaign and has to. Love it. I know nothing really about her like life but I wish I could be like that. I can't imagine being mysterious. Can you imagine? I love the idea. Me too. I want to report on everything that's happening. Like that's so weird.

I can't relate to it at all. At all. Like don't you want to tell people what you're doing in your life and the updates? Like I don't know. Just gabbing and yapping is like fun. I guess if you're so pretty and successful, it's like, you know, you don't really need to, I guess. But don't you want to? I don't know.

I can't relate. I would love to interview Hunter Schaefer and just ask her about that. Like I am curious. Like girl, I want to know about your life. but i mean celebrities used to always be like that like they'd always be like super about their privacy which is like so weird to me because like you're famous like don't you want attention i guess not not for everybody i think it's shifted right with like the reality stars and then they were like sharing everything about their lives and then like the youtubers and then it caused you know everyone to want to be like relatable whatever but now it's like again a reverse almost where i think people are having more boundaries and being more private about things well i think we

should blame the kardashians because like you don't watch you don't watch last i did watch the kardashians is back on hulu and i'm suckered in watching it again. If I didn't have to watch it for work, I wouldn't watch it. Oh, did you watch it? You do? You have to make t-shirts? I have to cover it for work, yes. What was the TikTok you got from it? Kourtney Kardashian eating at IHOP for her birthday.

That was the TikTok? That's wild. And Khloe reuniting with Tristan, not Tristan, Lamar. That was the one for me where I'm just like, oh my God, like that poor guy. I felt bad for Khloe. I felt for him. I'm like, why are we like dragging this up? He's calling her his wife. She's like, oh, why are you here late? Like they were just so, it was just so sad to watch. Like he wants

her back. She's disgusted by him still. Like I was like, what the hell is happening here? It just was like, oh, well don't be 15 minutes late. I was just like, damn, the call outs are real. And then everyone's just like, oh man, like Lamar loved her. It's just like so much toxicity. Cause then everyone in the comments is like, Lamar, give him another chance. I'm like, it sounds like she gave him like 30 chances. Yeah, she did give him a lot of chances. She was with him and sent him to rehab, bought a house next to her, like took care of him.

Like he cheated on her. He was doing crack. Like it's just like there's only so much you can take. And then the toxicity of like Lamar loved her. That was the true love. I'm like, this is why I hate the internet sometimes because I'm like, what? And then obviously she's over it and doing this just for the storyline and i was like this is like just can we all stop i'm like this is just so cringy to watch and i don't think anybody enjoys

watching it i mean people tuned in i guess but and that was like really the only thing that happened in the episode everything else was like so la-di-da like nothing really happened the iHop was crazy like oh celebrate your birthday with family. We're going to IHOP for my 45th birthday. Trying to be relatable. It honestly kind of worked out because it made me want IHOP. I love IHOP. I'll give it to the girls. Their pancakes.

We should go there. Man, their pancakes are so good. Because they have so many flavors. But she's not eating at IHOP. I wonder what she would intend to. I love. My obsession with the Kardashians is watching them eat. Because Kris Jenner on that plate of pancakes.

She is cutting those pancakes for like 10 minutes. Yeah. And then you look at the plate. And they're like. Only like this much is eaten. And it's. I'm obsessed with watching them eat in the background. Because they avoid eating.

I would love to see if any of them digested it though. I don't think. Like it's probably like the old Shane Dawson technique. You just like spit it out after or something. If you even put. I don't think anyone digests the food. And like's fine I mean no it's not fine because that's like their toxicity of it where people think like oh my god they're eating pancakes like we can all eat pancakes and like look like that or whatever but Courtney is so notoriously known for like not

giving like sugar to her kids on their birthday so why the hell is she eating at IHOP which is like the most sugary processed food ever so that's what I don't that's what I'm saying it's like me eating a turkey sub again it's like that's not real like don't – that's what I'm saying. It's like me eating a turkey sub again. It's like that's not real. Like don't sell that. Kim, they have the best hot chocolate in the world. Yeah. I know. Rewind the clip where she's like, oh, no, there shouldn't be sugar in the Candyland theme for my kids' birthday. Like she's so anti that, which I was like, what the hell?

You know they got paid for that IHOP. I wonder if they went to the one off Canon here. It was in Tarzana. Oh, there's an IHOP there? Is it off Ventura? Yeah. That one's still there. Is it the kind of like small like in a shopping Tarzana. Oh, there's an IHOP there? Is it off in Tura? Yeah. That one's still there. Is it kind of like small, like in a shopping center? Yes.

Aww. Yeah, they went to that one. It is funny living in the area of the Kardashians and then clocking where they go. I'm like, damn. Oh, we used to go to like, whenever we first started watching them like three years ago on Hulu, we used to go to like every one they went to. I think that's why we started going to Joey's because they had the truffle fries and we started going there. They're there a lot. I think

Maria's Italian Kitchen I think they went to on the show. That's where we first heard of it, right? I think they went to the one in Calabasas and it was like black and white. And Scott and Chris were eating there. And I was like, ooh, it looked fancy on the show. I was like, let's go there now. We love it. Crossroads, we go to for that.

I think we went to every place they ever ate at. I was like, ooh, I want to go there too. What's the other one? There's another one in Tarzana. It's the outdoor one. Travis' restaurant too. Oh, Crossroads. The vegan one. Yeah, we went there. But we went to that one where it was like, you might know. It's like kind of on the way to you. another one in tarzana it's the outdoor one travis's restaurant too oh crossroads yeah we went there we were that one where i was like you might know it's like kind of on the way to you

maybe like will and hills area it's like oh god it like you go down it's like in a garden it's like outside eating but it looks like it's a garden i don't know do you remember that one i remember but i don't remember the name okay it's in like wooden hills and they went there too like anywhere they go we were just like there yeah you don't know that one no a lot of people eat there. I can't think of the name either, but it's pretty good. Yeah, it's really nice.

Kind of hidden from the street. I love the hypocrisy of this episode of us clowning the Karachi and then being like, actually the influence is real. The influence is real.

I do hate it. At least they promote local businesses. There you go. I do love Skims. I do love Skims so much. Like I know people are like boycotting it

for a minute, but also like nothing else fits me and it's so soft and I love Skims. That's my new manifestation between a skims campaign after i was just like i'm like and i did hear those lemmy pill those lemmy gummies are good i keep hearing really good things about i know tariami says she eats the whole bottle i was like wow when i was in new york everyone was talking about lemmy they're like yeah yeah all right let's go to target let's try them they're're $30. So like, damn, how

good could they be? She sent you a box, probably. Courtney sent you some? Yeah, Push sent me a little gift bag for Christmas. A little? A big? Like two big bags. We should see what's in there. Is there Lemmy in there? On Patreon, we'll open it. It says Merry Pushmas. I'm sure it's there because there's so much stuff in there. It is a bougie

bag. I should probably open that. I was very excited. one push contact love you guys love your show i mean that's all you gotta take if you ever hear me ever being like a hater it's really probably out of jealousy you know who i got really really jealous of was alex cooper and like it really kind of hit me i can't with her i know the same i just that could be me that should be me it really hit me because she was doing press in New Orleans for the Super Bowl and then she talked about like how much money she makes. Kind of.

She got asked. In all fairness, she got asked like how does it feel being rich now? And she gave a really good answer. She's like, you know, I can't really enjoy my money right at this moment because I'm working so much. Maybe when I'm older and I put a lot of the money I make back into my company and hiring people and this, that. And then she got asked if she ever checks her bank account. And she's like, I don't check my bank account. I hate people. I hate this answer so much. What do you mean? Not wishing anything on anyone, but like this is when people steal from

people. This is how they take $7 million out of your bank account because you don't check it. Like what the hell? I always thought that when like I think it happened to Dane Cook. It happens with so many people who are like, oh, $10 million went missing and I had no idea. I was like, I'm on it five times a day. Like, I know of, like, $100. I'm like, okay, what is this? I start Googling what the thing was.

I was like, what is, like, that's crazy to me. Like, that's, I just think that's so, it's just not smart. It's just dumb because, like, there's so many things. Hacking, fraud, like, so many things. And maybe someone's checking it, but maybe they're not checking it good enough. Maybe they're also stealing some money from you here and there. Like, what the?

Like, that's crazy. When you're making, especially when you make that much, I'd be checking 20 times a day. I'd be like on it. Like, that's crazy to me. Like, what's the, why? They say that, why do they say that? Like, to me, it's not even relatable.

They say it to be like, I don't even know how much money I have in there. Like, what? I don't get it. I do think that was the vibe. Yeah, like, I don't even like have to check because I just know money's going to be in there. She did allude to the fact that her husband is checking in on it and like. I think that was the vibe. Yeah. Like, I don't even like have to check because I just know money's going to be in there. She did allude to the fact that her husband is checking in on it.

And like. I think that they have. Usually it's people that have a business manager that runs all that. But that's also the place, the vulnerability. Yeah. That there's a place somebody can steal that. It happens so much. Even little amounts.

I'm like. And little amounts over time adds up. You know. That's what I'm saying. They're like, oh, I'm going to take this much. And then she's never going to notice. I have someone that helps me with like even my own tax payments. I do saying. They're like, oh, I'm going to take this much. And then she's never going to notice. I have someone that helps me with even my own tax payments.

I do it myself because it's just like I don't know. What if it just shows franchise tax board but it's not going there? I make sure I log into the little IRS myself. I do it myself. I just – you, Tiana, anybody. I'm just constantly doing my own accounting. And I have someone that helps me. But I'm like, no, I need to know where everything is at because it's so frustrating that it's not.

And I asked Tiana that. I'm like, do you even check to see? Because I sent it to her account and her her manager's like yeah like look at it or whatever i was just like i'm so anal i'm just like making sure everything gets in there i don't know it's so weird that people are are you checking yours now yeah i do check you also wear that mentality where like i don't check it yeah but my mentality was the opposite where like i'll feel poor if i check my bank account you know because it's like damn a girl's got to work a lot and that's the amount that's in there it's like but i'm better i learned from emma chamberlain i guess she didn't she didn't

and that's how i learned i should because you learned it from me okay yeah i was like wait what yeah you should talk to me emma chamberlain please everybody check it like it is especially if you're a one percent wealthy like keep looking those are who they're stealing from little increments amount like that. You'll end up like Schitt's Creek. You'll be like, just where'd all our money go all of a sudden? So check your bank accounts, everybody. Because also even people who don't have money.

What if you have fraud? What if you overdraft? I checked it at all points in my life. And it's just so weird when people say that. So okay, well, I know. Alex Cooper is one person. Even before I went on call her daddy i was like so jealous too i remember being like these girls like why are they so popular this could be me

i've never been more jealous come up is like really fierce i can't believe the fact she was a barstool employee she really is like the dream right now everyone wants to come to her she's sold her show like a million times well not million two really big time for 100 million yeah it's that's crazy it is crazy and then her i didn't realize her serious xm deal like she has her own like radio station so there's like um the daddy station where like she curates her own music to play at all times and then she has another roster of talent just to do like little shows on serious like damn so jealous. So jealous. I am actually really jealous. I don't like even like look at stuff she does or hear about her or talk about her because

I'm just like so okay that's that should have been me but okay we'll just pretend we're not. Her house is really. I really did the whole deep dive on Alex Cooper. I'm like her house is gorgeous. Gorgeous husband. Her wedding husband. Look that wedding dress was fierce.

She's so pretty. She's actually like so nice in person too which sucks. Like damn it. Like what is wrong? There has to be something wrong with you, Alex Cooper. I'm gonna find it. I know. Because I even, when I even told her, like, I used to talk to her, call her daddy. She's like, I mean, yeah, I mean, everything's been like that. It happens.

Like, whatever. And I was like, she was so nice. I was like, ****. That's what really sucks. Oh, well. Good to see her thriving, honestly. That's good. Right, right. You know know it gives you hope in some capacity i'm like well she's just so pretty and i love when she wears her little sweatpants and i do i do love it i think she looks cute i wish i looked like that when i had sweatpants

she has a beautiful face like yeah she is just living the life i love that she gets all these people on her show there's some people that are still a little delusional and think like she pays like celebrities. Really? There's literally no way. It's like such a popular podcast. Well, a lot of people think that. This is old tea now, but I should clarify that too. People thought I paid for my Broadway show.

Oh, I saw that too. Yeah. People thought like this is how she spends her money. How much does she pay them? Like I didn't pay for zero anything actually. I didn't even have to pay for my hotel or flight really. Like I got that reimbursed too. So it was – I paid for none of it.

And the stars, they just donated their time for real. They were just – it for charity but yeah they did donate it's so funny though how people assume that's kind of like the spencer what he says is like before the fires everyone was just like oh my god they're broke they're looking for money they're desperate and then like when the fires happen like all these rich celebs who cares you know what i mean and it's like yeah it is funny how people just kind of switch whatever but um they showed the outside of their house spencer and it was pretty humble i mean like it's like – yeah, it is funny how people just kind of switch whatever. But they showed the outside of their house, Spencer, and it was pretty humble. I mean, it's the Palisades. It's expensive, of course, but it was like 2,300 square foot. It wasn't like a mansion like what people think.

That's why like a lot of places in the Palisades, like they – obviously, it's a beautiful area. But not every house was like ginormous like mansion. There was a lot of like townhomes. Like, you know, there's like – there's a weird like connotation of that area. But not everyone was living in these huge gigantic mansions or anything. Yeah. That's why I like the like reel about it because people really do. Or like they said like all the money was in the house and stuff like that because –

I thought that Spencer was beefing with Alex Cooper, right? Because she wasn't promoting Heidi's song or like she wasn't doing TikTok. Oh, was it real? I thought he was just beefing with anyone who didn't promote it. I don't know because on all of the TikToks I made, all the comments were like she should have played Heidi Bluntag's music or like she wouldn't do a TikTok. Oh, was it real? I thought he was just beefing with anyone who didn't promote it. I don't know because on all of the TikToks I made, all the comments were like she should have played Heidi Bluntag's music or whatever. I'm like, damn. I'm surprised she didn't because a lot of people did.

You know, I think that's like the one thing at the time where you're like you feel so helpless. You're like, well, this could help. I don't know, you know. It was going to like number one. They got Pitbull to remix it. What is the month are we in? Are we in February? Crazy. This time of year, like January through like May, I'm so confused on time and like what's – there's always chaos happening at this time. In a good way.

There's always like a lot happening. Oh, last year I was pregnant. Yeah. What was the year before? Did we do the podcast the year before? Or no, we didn't. No, we started after. You were doing Colleen.

Ah, that's what I'm saying. God, that was a chaos. From January to May, that was – Colleen. Ah, that's what I'm saying. God, that was a chaotic from January to May. That was Colleen was like the end of the cast, but there was like one thing after other, we were just doing and trying and things were just like failing and flopping. I think there was like a documentary I was doing that kind of like flopped. It didn't like come out because it just was weird. It was, we were kind of trying everything that, yeah, that's right. That was, yeah. It's springtime is always just a little bit chaotic but hopefully it's a good chaotic this year on on tour now airs of trish it's gonna be chaotic uh normally is wearing hospital gowns

these are kind of comfy they're cute right they're so comfortable i didn't know it was a hospital again until you said it really yeah i thought it was just polka dots. No, I think Sabrina Carpenter wore it in Taste. I think she had one like this. Oh, yeah. When she got her arms – or when she got stabbed or something. Yes. Did you ever see Death Becomes Her? No.

But I know Taste was inspired by it. No, same. I knew it too and I never even saw the movie until I saw the Broadway show and I loved the Broadway show that I watched. Oh, so you just saw it recently. I did. I literally – but you know, I always thought, well, you, did you have Blackbusters when you were a kid?

Yes, of course. So I would go into like the rental, the video rental places and I would see the poster because it was such like a poster. It was the one with like the hole between the girl

and like there was like a candlestick and I always thought like that looks such a weird poster and the one head is like turned around. It's Bruce Willis, Goldie Hawn, and Meryl Streep. So it's like,

it was big. I remember thinking it looked weird as a kid, but it's pretty good. I'm sorry you didn't watch it. It seems gay. Like I think it's a gay movie that people like, right? I don't know.

I think so too. Yeah. I don't know. In the musical, there's a whole number called I Do It For The Gays, which is like G-A-Z-E, but it's all very gay. They performed it on Jimmy Fallon like a week ago. It's really good. Love it.

Love the gays. Why do people love that pun so much? Like I do it for the gays, but it's like the gays, the eyes, the eye gays. I haven't really heard it that much. Katy Perry. She'd be like, I don't do it for the male gays. I do it for the male gays. Like, I feel like everyone always uses this, like, like shit in the caption.

I don't know. I hear it all the time. Dude, I don't really hear it that much. But, yeah. I was like, it's cute, but I also like. It's the name of my new album. For the gays. G-A-Z-E.

Did you know Jessica Alba was kidnapped no recently the reason or when she was a kid it was good i want i am so bad at trolling because there's this whole fake story about how jessica alba was kidnapped and it went viral last week because everyone believed it but it ended up being a hoax but and i wanted to troll you and make you think it was real but i just can't do it i'm not a troll you are good i just don't care about it i was like well that sounds good that sounds right i mean i don't know not good but i never care like i know and that's like whatever but it's just like she's always been that celebrity she's gorge of course but like that just seemed kind of boring and i'm like i don't care it's like vanessa lachey like i don't care when stuff comes up i'm like that's okay there care. It's like Vanessa Lachey. Like, I don't care. When stuff comes up, I'm like, that's okay.

She got divorced. There was a whole viral hoax that she got kidnapped when she was filming Flipper. Okay. The dolphin movie? How old was she? There was a show, a Flipper show inspired by the movie when she was 15.

Oh. And this went viral last week. And the hoax goes, she vanished on set of Flipper in Australia. And a search team went looking for her for over 14 hours. And she was eventually found blindfolded, gagged, and bound in the boot of an abandoned car. The culprit was never found. And an investigation was launched. But there were no leads or witnesses.

So the case went cold. And allegedly, she had been receiving very disturbing phone calls in the days and weeks ahead of the kidnapping. And this tweet went viral, and then I remember looking it up, and I was like, damn, wouldn't I know Jessica Alba was kidnapped? I feel like that's a story you would hear a lot, right? Maybe not back then. You probably weren't even born. Because then she's older than me.

But even back in the day, I watched so many issue hollywood stories and stuff i feel like that would be a big and i had a true crime era when i was watching a lot of true crime videos like i thought you would know i thought i would know and then i remember googling and like there was all these articles about it like on daily mail hello like they were all it was all the same story so i'm like damn i guess that this did happen and then it got so viral that then people found this old quote that she did in um in the early 2000s where complex asked her complex in 2005 she did an interview with complex magazine and she was asked about the kidnapping claims the interviewer asked according to the internet while you were filming the remake of flipper you were kidnapped is that accurate and she just replied no and then they had a follow-up so you were never kidnapped and then she said again no

maybe it's a trauma response maybe she doesn't want to talk about it i love this conspiracy yeah because like that is crazy there's all these articles about it conspiracy or riot well i guess we can do it ourselves yeah let's do a shane episode i'm weirdly back on shane talk i see all of him at Disneyland and I'm like, oh my God, why am I seeing so much Shane Dawson? Shane and David making the comeback.

Well, to be fair, Shane, the comeback has been- Oh, that's true. Yeah, been back for a while. Right, that's true. Come back in my mind, I guess. What would we investigate if she's been kidnapped?

If it was a real- If there's articles about it, it seems legit. But they all have the same like copy paste. Like they have the same information. Like no one actually has like any documents or anything because there had to be

have been a police reporter or something. Well, fly to Australia and find it. Get to the bottom of it. Maybe someone had it ruined. Interview the dolphin from Flipper and see.

Have you heard anything about it? That dolphin's probably... How long is their life expectancy? That's a good question. 30 years? How old do dolphins live? I know whales live a long time. Well, you would know.

You love whales. Oh, wow. Okay. Up to 60 years. Wow. Yeah. So, could still be wrong. That's a good memory.

Yeah, that dolphin is a good witness. That's true. And you know, they're the only, I think I learned this from Tana, they're the only animal besides humans that have sex for pleasure. Really? Yeah. I don't know if that's true. Tana told me, but. Tana is a dubious source people yeah i feel like they just love to be horny i do have

a dolphin hot topic but i then i will get to in a second but um i remember when i first heard the story this was my initial thought so like everyone was like when everyone thought this was real people were like oh yeah she did get kidnapped but she just doesn't talk about it and then i was thinking if i was kidnapped i don't think i would shut up about it and that's i know that's me without the trauma but that's every episode of this podcast would be like and oscar was kidnapped question mark you know what i mean like yeah i've been kidnapped a few times i don't talk about it because because i remember i was on call Her Daddy and I remember not thinking

it was a big deal and then like everyone's like what and I was like not to say it's not a big deal but I do think you like suppress it a little bit because even when I'm writing my book it's like not part of it but I do I go into detail but it's like god like is it my fault because I don't remember because I was definitely like on drugs or whatever because it's like how do you just end up in the back of like

a bed of a pickup truck you know what I mean like you don't that doesn't happen and if you don't have the explanation people are just like well it's like how do you just end up in the back of like a bed of a pickup truck you know what i mean like you don't that doesn't happen and if you don't have the explanation people are just like well it's your fault you know what i mean like whatever so it is kind of i would assume something honestly when people would ask me about my kidnapping now if it wasn't here i'd be like no no that didn't happen i was on drugs i don't know i was talking about you know i'd probably be the jessica elba effect so i think she might have been wow because i guess it is like such a random thing to invent. And the fact that this was going around since she was like 15 years old, this rumor is kind of weird, right?

Yeah. I don't think you just like would make it up. Technically, I don't know if I was kidnapped because I was over 18. Maybe I was abducted. I think that was the difference. But I do think it's still kidnapped and stuff. Yeah. I don't know.

Abducted, I guess. I don't know. Yeah. I mean, her saying no, that's it? That's true. Literally just said no. No laugh, guys. Come on.

Like, what? You know what I mean? Like, that's what I would do if I was, like, so not true. But, yeah. Yeah, like, I don't know where that came from. Okay, you're right. No. Yeah.

Now I get why people are so into conspiracies, the Shane Dawson effect. Because now it's like, hmm, I do have questions. Like, on the only time she ever said no was this one interview in 2005. Like, what? Yeah, when she was, like, really popping. This was probably, like, her Sin City era, where she's, like, just everywhere. Oh, and Fantastic Four, I think, was this time. She was in Fantastic Four.

Yes. Is she in the new one? No. Is there any girls in the new one? Yeah, Vanessa Kirby. Who's Vanessa Kirby? She was in Mission Impossible and something else that i'm something else that was pretty big that i'm forgetting but she's really pretty so it's vanessa kirby

peter pascal joseph quinn and who's the other one um ebon moss but i'm pronouncing his last name wrong but from the the cousin cousin from um uh cocaine bear wait cocaine cocaine bear what is that is that two different Bear. Oh, The Bear. Is that two different things? Cocaine Bear is a movie about a bear on cocaine. The Bear is the cooking show. I get those two confused too. You do. I was like, why are there two of those?

I was thinking about you getting them confused as I said it. I think there is a Cocaine Bear. The Bear. Okay. Are you watching it? Fantastic Four or The Bear? Fantastic Four. Yeah, I am excited for Fantastic Four.

I'm like a very – I'm a comic book kind of boy. You love Marvel? I do. But I love the comic books. And the comic books are very gay. So that explains a lot as well. Well, you would love the newest episode of Views with David Dobrik. He talks about seeing Tom Holland and someone else, one of the other –

Tobey Maguire at a bar and how Zayn spoiled it, that the Spider-Mans were all reuniting in the Spider-Man whatever movie that was. And he said he loves Marvel more than anything in the world, so that Zayn spoiled it for him, ruined it. And I was like, okay, loser. There's the tea that you got from me. That's the tea from five years ago. It's like, what are we talking about?

Why are we talking about this? He's like, guys, I saw Tom Holland and Tom McGuire at a bar. And I was like, whoa, they're going to be in the new Spider-Man. And I was like, wait, but did that movie come out like four years ago?

Like, it's so weird. Like the tea as if he just saw this happening. So David reported that? Yeah, David was telling the story of how he saw this happening. And this was filmed two days ago. And then-

Is he recycling old clips? Maybe, because he was like, Zayn was with me and I told Zayn not to say anything. And then Zayn said it on the podcast and then TMZ picked it up and that's how everyone knew they were going to be in the movie. No, no one knew from Zayn Hijazi. No, everyone had

room. Andrew Garfield could barely keep his mouth shut for the first off. And then he was ordering like DoorDash on the set of Spider-Man and the DoorDasher was like, hey, why are you like on this set? What? So he was ordering DoorDash. Andrew garfield and the door he put out his name yes and then the door that sounds like a pr that sounds like a pr what why

would his name be on it like i never even get my own door dash like why why is he getting the door dash at sony i'm just saying they let the door that you're in all the way to the street. Yeah, that's not real. And there's so many leakers on all these Marvel sets. Yeah, I agree with that. Yeah. So everyone knew because no one on Sony can...

Jane Higiazzi didn't break the story. I'm sorry. That actually was crazy. Listen to it. That was the tea that I got from David. Oh my God.

The tea from four years ago. I was like, what the hell is this? I hate it so much. I can't stop listening to it. I was like, I hate this. I really... I don't. If I'm not in much. I can't stop listening to it. I was like, I hate this. I really – I don't.

If I'm not in the car, I'm not listening to it. Oh, my God. I need to find a podcast to listen to actually. Like I need to find something that like is good. There's just none except ours. Sometimes I'm always listening to ours in the car. I'm like, that's crazy. I listen to – I watch and listen to really, really random things.

So I can't even like send you in the right direction. So it's. Nothing. Give me nothing. No, I really have not. The stuff I listen to is random. I listen to telepathy tapes, but it was only, it was only eight episodes. Like it's over.

Every day. I was like, he'll tell me before we go to bed. Oh yeah. Like, oh, I asked him like, he was going to bed. He's like, yeah, I'm going to listen to telepathy tapes. I'm like, why is it happening? And he always tells me the same premise premise which is like autistic kids who can't speak and like tell like talk to each other so i was like and i like it i get it but also like

i don't understand like why you love it so much you just love this bigger implications to it okay well period do you think you're telepathic no do you Do you want to be? Well, in my dreams, I think I can go places, but... Oh, that is very X-Men. Well, that's what's interesting is that they all meet at a place from all over the world. They meet in one place and they talk. On the astral plane. What's an astral plane? And they share, you know, information and knowledge.

And then I realized in my dreams, I do go to the same places all the time. The same place as them? No, I don't know. But I'm going to the same places. So I'm like, oh, so those places are a place. It is a real place. Or like FNAF when the little kids. That's what I was thinking too.

You're all in the forest together. In the forest, yeah. But if one thing I know for sure because it happens so many times, if I'm at a house and in that house somebody or something died, I will see it in the dream at night. So that's what I know for sure because it happens so many times. Wait, if someone dies in real life, you see it in the dream at night. So that's why I know for sure it's happened so many times. Wait, if someone dies in real life, you see it in the dream at night? No, at the place, at the house, I will see it. Like, for example, it used to happen to me when I was a kid.

We had a German shepherd that grew up with us, like pretty much was like our nanny, the dog. Okay. And then after she passed, I would it's like a like you're in your dream but you're awake you know you can't move you're paralyzed and i would see this dog sitting next to my bed and it would freak me out because i was a little kid and then over the years i realized it was her she was just sitting by my bed watching over me wow but it would happen night after night after night and he's here now she's not here. Is she in the room with us?

No. You haven't seen her in your dreams? That's sad. He has to be in the physical. Oh. But the way I found out. That's crazy. So years later when I was at a friend's house, I had one of those dreams. And there were two cats, like a black one and a red one.

And I kind of like reached out to the red one. And the black one, when I reached out, he kind of beat me. And then I woke up. And then I don't know even why, but at breakfast, I asked them, did you guys ever have cats in this house? They're like, yeah, we had the red one and a black one. And the black one was really mean. That's scary. And that's how I found out that I have that ability. And then all the dreams I had before that flashed. I was like, oh my God, all of those words. Wow. You're like Pet Sematary in your head. So like our house, I know here nothing ever happened. Yeah.

And that's why I have to be at the place. Really? Yeah. Even all our poor little mouses? The mice are in the house. Oh, I hope they're okay. Damn. Okay.

Well, that's crazy I didn't know that about you that's why whenever we buy a house I have to stay there you're Ace Ventura pet psychic medium well it would work

for people right too or no only animals yeah well animals I just haven't been I guess in a house or a person but it could potentially

yeah so it's not just well we don't know because it hasn't happened with a human with him but I'll say it's a pet connection.

That's crazy. Okay. Well, damn. I used to want to like, I think we talked about this. We had this in common where we wanted to like wish we could like move, like lift things with our mind. Oh, yeah. It's very Matilda or like there was a girl, oh God, Secret World of Alex Mack and she

could like move things with her fingers. I wanted to do that so bad. Did you ever think you could do that? Not that. Mine is a little bit more embarrassing because I loved X-Men as a kid. And my favorite X-Men could go through walls. So I would run into this one closet door down our hall. Like I would run down our hallway into a closet door waiting for me to see if I could go through it.

And you tried? I tried a lot. I ran into that door a lot. And you would just like fall over? I would just run into it. What was it made out of? What? Aww.

Yeah. And she had, I remember in the comic, she had headaches. And then that's when she, so anytime I had a headache, I was like, oh, this is it. And then I would go running into the door. Wait, what character is this? Her name is Kitty Pryde. Who plays her in the movies? Anyone?

Elliot Page played her in one of the movies. And she walked through walls? Yeah. That's a weird superpower to have. Oh, I love it. Why would she want to do that? Because it's so cool. Just go through the door. No.

But then I thought about it a little dubiously because I was like, oh, I can just walk into a bank and take money. Oh. Well, you can also just do that by walking in with a mask. I mean, it's a little bit harder, no? And no one can ever hit you or anything because no one can touch you. That's kind of cool, I guess. Yeah, see?

All right. I like that one. Anna thought through traffic because if she isn't like in a vehicle, she can make everything she touches go through. So I'm like, oh, I would never be in traffic because we could just drive through. I don't know about that one. That one sounds crazy. Who did that one?

Did Stan Lee do that one? Fantastic Four? Marvel? I don't know. that one? Fantastic Four? Marvel? I don't know. Jack Kirby did Fantastic Four. I forgot who created her for X-Men. Maybe Stanley. Is his nepo baby in the new one?

Vanessa Kirby? No relation to Vanessa Kirby. That's a good question. That's crazy though. That's wild. Maybe there is. The 23andMe on it. Damn.

All right. Well, we all have our little psychic abilities here. Back to the dolphin hot topic I have. Adult male dolphins have been caught peeing in the air. And it's a new – Well, that seems normal. They're always flipping around. Where else would they pee?

Well, it's a new way for them to communicate. It's in the Amazon. In the Amazon, these dolphins are called bodos. They pee in the air and then it attracts another male dolphin to come. And then they go, they swim in the area where they were peeing. And this is something that was just discovered recently. Aerial urination. Okay.

I thought they were just trying to keep the water clean. Yeah. Are they, wait, is it like in the wild or in captivity? In the wild, yeah. These dolphins are only in the wild. Okay. Well, it's natural to just pee wherever, I suppose. Well, they turn around, they pee in the air, and then it's in order to communicate to another male. And there's like a urinator and then there's a receiver. And it takes... Marking the territory. Yeah. The theory is that the bristles on the dolphin snout may be acting as chemical sensors and detecting the urine and it's it often

occurs in the presence of other males and it serves as a social or communicative communicative function beyond the psych the physiological need for water elimination but i just thought it was dubious because i'm like of course the male dolphins are pissing in the air. I was like, that is such a guy thing to do. Well, girls can't do it. How are they going to aim it up there? I mean, the dolphins don't have the – the penises aren't out.

Like, it's just coming out. I mean, they have a penis. They do, but it, like, retracts, you know? When they pee? No. No, but there's video of this happening and their penises aren't up in the air peeing. Well, neither is yours when you're peeing. But it still can aim better than mine.

If there was a cake in the urinal, you could hit it and I couldn't. So that's what I'm saying. The dolphin's in the air. If I'm in the air, I'm not going to be able to flip and pee, but you could. You know what I mean? There would be a stream. Mine would go down. Gravity.

It'd go down. Wait, what? Yes. If I'm flipping, mine's going to go down. Yours could flip up. Even if it's not but i don't think like female dolphins have the same vagina placement they're mammals they have vaginas right but they don't there's penis and vaginas yes but they both have slits like even the male dolphins have sl, but the penis comes out of their slit. Right. Right.

So, same. We all have poopas. One has a penis on it. Like, I don't know what to say. But I think the pee is coming out the same for dolphins, no? No, they come out the penis. But I... It still comes out of the slit.

He thinks they pee inside. Inside themselves. But, you know, I know the penis with dolphins comes out and then it could wrap around you and then drown you. But in the videos, in the videos of these dolphins, the penis isn't out. Like they're not sticking their penis out in pain. But that's what I'm saying though. Like you wouldn't look at yours and be like, it's sticking out, but it's there. I mean, it's there.

Oh, I see what you're saying. It has to come out of something. The pee doesn't come out of the slot. It comes out of the penis. I see what you mean. I guess that kind of makes sense. I don't know. I would be interested to see of the slot. It comes out of the penis. I see what you mean. I guess that kind of makes sense. I don't know. I would be interested to see

how the female... If both of us were upside down, more in motion, like, the chances of yours creating a stream over mine because mine's just going to trickle down my leg. Well, they're not in motion.

They're laying on their backs and peeing in the air. Yeah, even more so then. So, yeah, that makes more sense. Mine's going to just go straight down. Yours could go up. Yeah. They're not flipping.

I thought they were flipping in the air. No, they're just laying like on their backs in the water and then pissing and shooting. Wendy's most important deal of the day has a fresh lineup. Pick any two breakfast items for $4. New four-piece French toast sticks, bacon or sausage wrap, biscuit or English muffin sandwiches, small hot coffee, and more. Limited time only at participating Wendy's Taxes Extra. Up and then in, yeah.

There's a video for Jimmy to insert. I just saved the video. Let's not insert it. We'll get flagged. You're not going to get flagged for nature. Yes, you can. We would. Let's censor it or just go on Patreon or something.

Put it in. We'll put it in. We need it. Blur it, Jimmy. Yeah, blur the urine. I don't know. I think even pee you can't put on YouTube.

You can't show someone peeing. It's not as somewhat as a dolphin. Well, exactly. That's a human. That's something. A mammal. No, because there's

someone somewhere who will find this to be. Yeah, PETA's going to come for you being like that actually is a person. That is a being. It's a being. It's a being?

It's a living being. Dolphins are considered to be a living being that's being dolphins are considered to be a person yeah they're very the dolphins are smart they're very sensitive that's my whole platform

you don't have to teach me about dolphins being sentient I get it well maybe you need to learn about their genitals that's true I do need to learn about but I don't know

I guess that makes sense in my head well seeing the slit that it comes out of I'm like okay I don't know to me I'm just like this would be the men that are doing all this

And it would be the men that are wanting to receive the pee Why do they want to receive it? It's like some They're communicating somehow By like the male peeing and then another male coming to Get peed on People do that a lot or animals do that a lot I mean dogs

Mice So like we once had a mice in our car In in the hood of our car, and another mice kept coming back and like chewing it. And then we'd get it and we're like, what the hell? Yeah, it would chew. And so we'd get the wire fixed, whatever. And then more mice would come back. And we're like, why the mice keep coming back?

Because they like created their like little scent or something, right? There's like a scent in there. Not anytime recently. This was a while ago. But it was like there's like a little scent and the mice kept coming back. They still were like getting into the car and were like, what the hell is happening? Like, and they would eat the little wire and they kept coming back. It was so weird.

And we didn't know why. We put traps. We did everything. And they kept coming into the car to die, I guess. I'm not sure what they were doing. The poison wasn't in the car. They were attracted to the smell of the pee. Oh, was it pee?

Was it pee, you think? Yeah. No, we know that. The mice pee? So, yeah. I think? Yeah. No, we know that. The mice pee? Oh, yeah. I think animals just do this. Makes sense. Me and Joey peed around our houses.

It did give me very that. It did give me very you guys peeing around your houses. It's kind of natural, sterile. Good luck. Is it sterile? Pee's sterile. Is it really? Yeah.

You can drink it. Again, I don't like pee either. I don't like this. No, I don't like it, but you can drink it if you need to, if you're on an island. Could you really? Yeah. I guess in Hunger Games maybe. I know it will hydrate you.

You don't think? It's too salty? I think you need to filter it out or something. We need to get that filter upstairs in our water. I drink tap water and everyone's scaring me. I need to stop drinking it or refill the spark plugs. I thought you were saying for your pee. Don't put filter upstairs in our water. I drink tap water and everyone's scaring me. I need to stop drinking it. Or refill the spark plugs. I thought you were saying for your pee.

Don't put a bean in your water. We could filter that too, I guess. Unfiltered. Maybe that's why Zayn and Heath call it unfiltered. Unfiltered pee. I have an influencer hot topic. Oh, yeah. What is it?

This one was really viral yesterday for me on TikTok. I think I have four million views on my TikTok about it. You see the poppy vending machines? Yes. So all the influencers – this is like the new Tarte trip. Everyone is very divided about it on TikTok. And it's all over my FYP, my whole thing. And I was so excited because I finally had something to contribute to this.

But I guess all these influencers were getting poppy vending machines. So you saw the delivery? Yes. I think Jake Shane got it. This other girl, Vidaya, I follow. I want to say Nabella got it. Like all these like influencers I follow got them. I didn't think anything of it because I was like, who the hell wants a popping machine?

That's what my first thought. Nabella, who I love so much. She's this like vlogger in like Connecticut. Her aesthetic is gorge. She has like clean, like white, like mansion. Like she's just very like everything's bright and she cooks and she's just like the perfect like housewife. And her house is so aesthetic you know what i'm talking about nabella she um she like i said everything is just clean everything is very like minimalistic it's just like clean white beige everything and i saw and it's beautiful she's got this new house

it's like mansion and it's an old colonial like style house and the poppy machine comes and it's this bright pink neon machine in her house I was like what the hell like this is not her aesthetic this is so weird but then I saw everyone getting these and they were tagging at poppy and I was like okay they're probably like getting paid for it or whatever um my first thought was like it was ugly as hell and who wants that I wouldn't want that I'd be like where is that going it would fit our aesthetic but I was like what but everyone was pissed they're like why are influencers getting these $25,000 because an olipop enters the chat and is like in all the comments of all these things and like yeah and they cost $25,000 so I'm really this is out of touch why are they giving to

influencers when we could have unlimited poppy like at a college you know you know station or you know laundromat or something where people could you know use free poppy and so olipop was like yeah and they cost $25,000 and they're just giving them to these influencers but then i saw i think one of the influencers to get it i hope i'm saying her name right i think it's um vidalia i think is her name she um she was saying that they didn't get to keep it she was like oh well we don't even get to keep it you know they took it back or whatever which was my tea where i enter the chat you were here the day Poppy came. Oh, yes.

I didn't know. They were just like, oh, we're going to send something to your house on Friday. I was like, okay. So we were doing Patreon, and then Moses was like, oh, come here. There's something to show you. I walk out, and this was like a month ago. I don't know. There was this big Poppy case, and they make this huge presentation.

They're like, okay, unlock the code. You have to do a secret word, whatever. And what would you call it? Like it opened up like a, like a trunk, like a holographic trunk, probably my height. It was so big. One side was just all the new poppy. It was like a cream soda poppy. And then the other side was all merch. And it was, first of all, the coolest part was the, the holographic thing. The first thing I said, it's on camera. I looked it all in. I don't care. I wasn't getting paid. I was just like, I thought it was a PR package. I was like,

whatever. I didn't even post it originally because I thought it was kind of awkward anyways. I was like, this is kind of awkward. I don't know. But the first thing I said was like, oh,

do I get to keep this? This is so cool. And the person's like, no. I was like, what the? No, we have to take it back.

Yeah, they literally took it back the same day. It was like, not even, I think the puppy machines, they got to keep for a while and then maybe they have to return them or something. But this one, they took it back the same day. Like it was like not even, I think the poppy machines they got to keep for a while and then maybe they have to return them or something. But that's when they took it back the same day with them. And they had all these poppy cans and then they had all the merch and they had like merch separate, like in little bags for me, but they

only gave me one can of poppy and everyone's like, you didn't even get all the poppy on the side. I was like, no, I got one. I think my mom got a can, you got a can and we got a glass straw. My mom was so excited about the glass straw. Glass straw, so bougie. But it was so, I got one. I think my mom got a can. You got a can. And we got a glass straw. My mom was so excited about the glass straw. Like, wow. Glass straw is so bougie. But it was so – I thought it was so weird too. I was like, what the hell? And like I guess if they're getting paid to promote it, like whatever. I guess it's like a little cooler.

But everyone's pissed. Everyone's like thinking like the Tart Trip was like, wow, how out of touch is this? Like, Poppy should be sending it to the customers. And then Olipop's like, yeah, we would send it to the customers. But I was like, first of all, who the hell wants a poppy machine in their house? Would you want that? I mean, me personally, right now, I don't have room for all that. But I think if I had like a- Had a mansion, you still would?

For the free poppy, yeah. The maintenance. But do you get free poppy or do they just give you that and then you have to do the maintenance? It's loud. The electricity. Like, are they going to restock it for you? Probably not.

You're not. I mean, you have to get paid a lot if you're like, oh should i get for my puppy machine today like that was crazy and so everyone's pissed about it but i was like who wants it anyways it's not like it's a tart trip also at the end of the day i was like i mean it's like i mean it is advertising like it's like whatever like you know what i mean it's like an advert i'm conflicted because i hate the tart trips i think they're so gross and out of touch this i'm I'm like, it's a freaking vending machine. Who wants a vending machine? I kind of think I would be into a vending machine now that I think about it.

That's crazy. If it's my aesthetic and I don't even want that in my house. It's just loud. It's in the way. Is it loud? Yeah, vending machines are loud. I mean, I don't know if that one's loud. Even when the puppy came to our house, I didn't want to keep it.

But I was also like, where would I go with it probably i guess but i mean is it like a heart trip where like damn this is so out of touch i guess if they are 25 000 and then also like what do you do with them after the fact like when say they take them back and then what happens yeah i guess they just but somebody analyzed it and they showed like all the influencers that got those each one got you know three to six million views and they kind of compiled it together and like the amount of money they spent on the machines compared to the views they got any other you know when you do a commercial there's so much waste right yeah they would make that machine just for the commercial and throw it away right after so they show that you know they got their money worth as far as views but then also the

other company just rode along was like in everybody's comments they're like in people's comments and they're like send us a dm we'll send you so both companies kind of like benefited from it but olipop is smart because they didn't put a dollar never even heard of olipop i thought it was like a fake parody account of poppy i was like what what the hell is an Olipop? It was so crazy. It was so weird. And then I put my, I threw my video out there. I was like, well, let me throw this up there. Like 4 million views.

I was like, well, I guess everyone's talking about Poppy, which is kind of, I guess what they want. And I did see their, their clothing at Target. They do have it. Yeah, they do have a Poppy on there. Oh, I didn't know that. It's cute. That's why they're cute.

My thing was like, I remember I asked the lady, she's like, it's a prebiotic soda. I'm like, what's prebiotic? She's like, um, like probiotic lady, she's like, it's a prebiotic soda. I'm like, what's prebiotic? She's like, um, like probiotic. Nobody knows in the comments what it was. We don't know if that's right

or whatever, but it was crazy. Their marketing is wild. I think it's like, like you said, it's like a Super Bowl commercial where it's like less money than a Super Bowl commercial

and you probably get more influence in that. True, yeah. But everyone's coming for those influencers because the influencers they sent it to are kind of wholesome,

like the three I mentioned. They're very wholesome, a very like clean girl family. Vidaya has a husband and two kids. Jake Sheen's very obviously brand friendly and with all the celebrities. And Nabella is super like clean and wholesome. So it is kind of funny the people they picked because they already are like affluent influencers. So it is kind of funny the people they went with the vending machines to their house. Is there any influencer that would get that many views that isn't affluent?

Yeah, I'm sure. I don't want to call anyone out, but there's some people we follow that live in like Alina. She's in a mobile home. You know what I mean? I feel like I would love to see her get it because she has the influences. You know what I mean? I don't know. I know what you mean.

LA influencers. Well, the beginning when you catch them in the don't know. I know what you mean. LA influences. Well, the beginning. When you catch them in the beginning. True. That's true. I see what you're saying. I guess like the big ones would be. Like Jake Shane is obviously influential.

Does it make you want to buy a poppy? I don't know. I haven't bought a poppy, but. I don't know if it makes me want to buy a poppy. But I mean, maybe if I act. No, I don't think it does. But I'm not really like a drink kind of girl. I don't know. I feel like you love a drink.

You have five drinks. I love anything that will give me – You have Celsius, Bloom, Waters. Anything that will give me a little pep in my step. I think Bobby does. He has prebiotics, whatever the hell that is. It sounds like something that will lift you up. I feel like 200 milligrams caffeine in there.

Oh, okay. Then we'll talk. You need a monster. Are monsters still around? Those are – we're wild. I think they are still around, but I only – I don't think I've had one, though. You just do the – you like a Celsius. I see.

I like a Celsius. I like pretty much anything. I like the blooms. I like the Elanis. I like the blooms, too. Yeah. Yeah. Those are good.

The bar is kind of low for me, but I don't know. But Kardashians got me with IHOP, though, so I am easily influenced. Did you go? Not yet, but I do want know. But Kardashian's got me with IHOP though, so I am easily influenced. Did you go? Not yet, but I do want it. I do love an IHOP too. Even right now, like I'm picturing Kourtney eating those damn pancakes with a biscuit. Oh my God. She had a biscuit with it?

She had a little biscuit, yeah. What flavor did she have? I think she just got a plain biscuit with butter. That biscuit's there. I wonder what they look like. Like what kind of biscuit? Like chunky? You know, the country biscuit.

Oh, I love country biscuit. Yeah. That does sound good. I know we were going to go to the Red Lobster near you. Well, not near you. It's more like Fox Hills. To go to Buy Baby Baby, but all the Buy Baby Baby's closed. And I was so sad.

I was so ready for this. How did you know about that? That's crazy. Because I drove past it. Really? I love that area. Oh, we talked about it. All those furniture store closes.

Yes. But it has an Olive Garden, a Red Lobster, a funnel cake churro cake cheroke thing it's like oh god i'm so sad it's all closed i wonder if we want to get a new crib for elvis and it's like there's nowhere you can actually go and see it yeah right and online you know there's we've bought one that was just like horrible like it looks great online but when you get it so flimsy so it's kind of weird like there's no furniture shop for kids anymore. Nothing. If you know one in the Valley, let us know.

Or even in the city. Preferably one by a Red Lobster. I was so excited for that yesterday. I was like, oh, we're going to go to Red Lobster and get a cheddar biscuit. I only like the biscuits there. I don't like anything else. They're so fire. But anyways, Poppy, Mom, we love you.

I didn't get paid. All these people get paid partnerships. They literally just gave me a free pop, we love you. I didn't get paid. All those people get paid partnerships. They literally just gave me a free Poppy and some sweats. I'm like, thanks. That is crazy. And then I feel like this is a good tea for here, too, because you mentioned about it in one of the Patreon episodes, but Remy Ashton leaking how much money she got paid. Did we not talk about it here?

You did it in the reality house reaction. I'm like, that's good tea for here. Oh, was it good tea? I didn't know. I kind of felt bad because like, God, that would suck. But I was like, I guess it's out there. You know what I mean? Yeah.

I think we talked about it on that one too. But anyways, we can talk about it here because, yeah, it was so – yeah, Miss Ramyej, who I love and adore. But people were happy. She posted an Instagram story for Aerie, right? Yeah. And Aerie is like booged because it's like in the mall and stuff like that and it's like a workout gear.

And she linked – and we were talking about this. We just talked about this on that Loveline and I was just like so confused. She linked to the deliverables page which showed like how many posts she had to do, which was like two Instagram stories or whatever and how much and she had the rate there, which I was like, I've gotten brand deals. I've never had like a link to that. Like who's linking? So do you think she did it or you think the brand sent her the link and like just accidentally gave her the wrong link? That's a good question. I feel

like maybe she just got the wrong link, right? She just went ahead and just did a check. You always have to preview that link. When you do that, you gotta do the preview. Because I do that. Sometimes I send videos of like whatever, just like stuff that I wouldn't want people to know I'm watching to people. And I'm like, let me just double check that this is my link and not the link to that video. I'm like, I'm just whatever whatever I feel like brands are when they send the deliverables like it's so specific that it would be we I mean it's not impossible but like they're so clear like with all the directions so to send her the wrong link it seems more impossible than her just copying the wrong one you know what I mean yeah like it was a google drive or something that's so crazy yeah

so disclosed how much money she made but But the internet was surprisingly on Miss Remy Ashton's side. Oh, were they? They were very much like, good for her. She works hard. What was it? $45,000? $45,000. That's crazy.

We were talking about this on that live line. Crazy. Because Tana had shown me something she was offered for TikTok, which is like nowhere close to that. So that's why I brought it up. Still more than I would get offered. But I was like, that's – to me, that's so wild. But I guess you were saying like, you know, like the manager and they're just like really

connected or something like that. Yeah, they have a really good manager. I guess that makes all the difference. That was – that's a crazy amount. And like – but most people like said we're like happy for her and like good for her, which is like great because most people are like – but in comparison sometimes when you're like, damn, like a teacher's salary or something like that. Yeah.

That's wild. But, you know, again, the argument can be made. Like, you know, you would pay that to Alex Earl for a Carl's Jr. commercial. You'd give her like, who knows how much she made, but she could have gotten like half a million dollars for it. You know what I mean? So it is kind of like relative. It is like a commercial.

I think because it's influencers, you're kind of like, oh, man, like what? Yeah. I think like, you know, more power to you if you make that much. But then that's the thing whenever like you have the michaela moment of like um this job is so hard or whatever that's where especially now that we see how much the girls are making like never ever ever complain make it yeah never complain never make it seem like your job is so hard whatever yes of course there are hard elements to influencing like I know there are aspects of it that are tough and like emotionally draining.

But you will never, ever, ever, ever have to know what it's like to work X amount of hours and not make anything near that. You know what I mean? Like two Instagram stories and then a feed post. Something that the girls are doing in their spare time willy-nilly just because they want to. You know, you have the girls who just go to Target and then here's what I got at Target and I'm doing two Instagram stories. And they're not getting paid. They're doing the same amount of work and they're not getting paid.

Me, promoting coffee for free. Me and the youths of the world. Really sweat. Like, oh my God, it is hard to – No, that's the most annoying thing, especially Michaela because she does get so much for her brand deals too. Like I do know someone that like knows how much she gets paid for that. And yeah, that is the frustrating part

because it's like, damn, that's like out of touch. You'll never, you will never catch me complaining about my job ever. Even if I got like 30,000 views, I'm like, well, damn, I remember giving $5 BJs. So I was just like, I'm doing this. I'll take $100. I'll do a cameo.

I'll do whatever it takes. Like I just like, it's so hard. I just know. And it's like, yeah, I think, and it's not their fault, but I think it's just like, yeah, you don't know like truly the hustle having to like work to get that like rent paid and stuff like that. And it's like – I don't know if I'm going to complain. So I'm not saying her. No, I think she's pretty good overall.

But I think the thing is this will apply to every other influence. So you know what I mean. I really don't know anyone. I mean maybe they are. Maybe I just am not. But anyone making that kind of money is crazy. Yeah. I would be – I don't know anyone. I mean, maybe they are. Maybe I just am not. But anyone making that kind of money is crazy. I'd be – I don't know. I'd be like – I'd be doing free meet and greets.

I'd be doing meet and greets every day. Like come to my house. Like whatever. Like if you're making $45,000 on an Instagram story, crazy. Crazy. Not even close. I've never gotten anything to that. But still appreciative for my little brand deals.

I'm appreciative for a cameo. I don't do them anymore. But I was appreciative of them. I was like, give me all those cameos. You know what I mean? Yeah. I'm going to double check that link, everybody. I know. Even me just for like a YouTube link. Like I'm triple checking sometimes. I'm paranoid. That's crazy. It's happened to me so many times where you like link the wrong thing. Not that. I don't even know how that happens but yeah it is wild what people get paid but i guess people didn't care which was kind of surprising with her you know there's some people

that just are like yeah we love it she's likable like if it was if that happened to a more annoying person i think it would the backlash would be fierce but she kind of is just a sweet girl you know so yeah we're like good for her mama kudos you know? Yeah. We're like, good for her. Okay. Mama kudos. Yeah. And as long as she doesn't complain, which I don't think she does. No. I think she – her and Alicia, I think, are very much like – Grateful.

Yeah. Very grateful. I'm grateful all day long. I know. That makes me curious about that habit deal. How much were they paid to go to New Orleans and be at the Super Bowl and serve a burger, you know? Were they serving burgers?

I think they were just eating them in the habit truck, but. Damn. Could have been us. Honestly, it would have made more sense for us too, but.

That's like us with raising kids. Anything. Wing stop. I want pizza hut, those breadsticks, like anything. I never get a food.

Oh, give us that brand deal. Honestly. I wonder how much you got paid to go to IHOP in the Kardashians. Honestly,

tea, yeah. Maybe a million honestly yeah cause that was big promo and it paid off like it made me wanna be I think we always get

like a minimum like a million I think Fashion Nova was like a million for Kylie I think it's like a minimum that's crazy I'd go eat at IHOP

for free give us a free meal give us some vouchers yeah I do I love I love a free meal did Give us some vouchers. I do. I love a free meal. Did you see this viral clip from the Spanish Temptation Island

that was all over the place? What's his name? Montoya or something? I loved it. Yes. I was into it. Me too. And it's just so funny

how that like clip blew up. I think on Twitter it had over it had over 215 million views which is insane. A man had to watch his was it his girlfriend cheating? Yeah. But like is that the premise of the show?

Like you can hook up with other people? It's like Temptation Island? Pretty much, yeah. So he kind of knew that was going to happen if he went to the island. That is kind of the name of the game, and he had kind of – he had gotten a lap dance before. So he cheated a little bit, not to the same extent but it is crazy um i think maybe we'll just play it should we like well i don't know how much we can play of that either you think is it copyrighted no it's more of like the sexualness oh yeah yeah because it does get

kind of like heated it's kind of like i guess you're right hold on maybe we'll just cut around it but just for context people know because it's hard to explain because it is in Spanish Right right right We gotta learn it We gotta get on our Spanish 101 Oh my god Do you know what they're saying or no? Do you want to come to his bed? And he said yes

Can she hear him or he's just screaming? do you want to come to this bed? And he said yes. Can she hear him or is he just screaming? No, he's just screaming on a beach, watching her on TV. Watching it. Oh my God. I love them. The running is crazy. The editing is amazing.

The editing is great. The timing with the timing of them. Crazy. That part is crazy. This is why it's on Twitter not TikTok. Oh yeah, people are naked

in the thing. That's crazy that they're showing that. Definitely can't show that. Oh, they hear him? They make it seem like it, but... Right, the editing.

Yeah. You should edit for shows like that. I feel like you could edit. Honestly, yeah. I think I would eat at that. That was actually great editing they're winning Emmy over Traitors and RuPaul

it was fierce it's like the villain like the origin story of you know my name is Inigo Montoya you cheated with my wife prepare to die what

wait where is that from I know my name is Inigo Montoya you killed my father prepare to die okay but what's it from we Okay, but what's it from? We heard you. What's it from?

Is it the never-ending story? There was the man with the six fingers. Or Princess Bride. Princess Bride. Yes, I knew that. You know that movie? I don't know it. We tried to watch it.

You were not into it. Don't remember it. That sounds about right. Never heard of it. Never remember it. It fell asleep. Oh, I don't know it. We tried to watch it. You were not into it. Don't remember it. That sounds about right. Never heard of it. Never remember it. It fails. Oh. I don't know that one.

Anyway, Montoya. But yeah, it is crazy. I think it just, it's so guttural and it just like transcends the language barrier. Love it. No, for sure. That it really just captivated the whole internet, which is crazy. And there is a lot of lore to it too like what's the lore behind it well like people are saying that he had kind of cheated before but he not to that extent like he did get like a lap dance and a kiss

from another individual earlier in the show so some people are like well he did that so anita who is the girl the girlfriend is just getting her revenge by sleeping with this other guy that's crazy i think for the most part people are kind of on um montoya's side i think and i honestly even me i think i'm on team montoya really i think so i think if he did it first she that do it right back if you're on tv and you're first off you're on tv and you're going to temptation island or whatever the hell it's called like la ila de temptaciones okay so that literally is temptation island like what do you expect that's the whole point is you go there to like cheat with each other it's like the ultimatum it's like oh my god you're gonna be with someone else that's the whole point you're giving someone else a chance to date your significant other so what do they expect especially if you did it first if you're lap dancing yeah i'm gonna go

extra and be like i'm just gonna sleep obviously they don't even like each other to begin with if they're on this show. Like, it's obviously, like, toxic and tumultuous. I would never go on that show for that reason. Like, I'm not going to go on Temptation Island with Moses and just be like, we'll see what happens. In your, like, prime – like, in your prime YouTube dating moment, you know what I mean, would you have gone on this show? You have to go with a boyfriend.

But if you go on with a boyfriend, if you go on the boyfriend if it says boyfriend girlfriend like and you do that show anyways like what do you like that's what the show was about they do that for a reason they give you alcohol and and yeah i guess they they did meet up like he did run then she anita ran outside and then apologized um and then montoya was trying to was breaking up with her she wanted to stay, but Montoya said no and ended it there after that happened. It is very insane reality TV to like put the hookup on the TV

right in front of you versus, I feel like in American TV, like you hear about it second hand. Right. You don't sit someone down. I mean, it's entertaining. It is sad too. I think if you were like in love with someone, you wouldn't even go on that show so I think it's like

not that big of a deal yeah and she's like I want to get back with you it's like well you don't really care that much if you did that so

especially you knew it was being filmed you know so that's crazy to watch like I wouldn't want to watch anybody I've ever like do that

like you know oh my god it's so weird what I would I just thought about it I thought you like it happened to you

or something I was like oh my god like. I thought it happened to you or something. I was like, oh my God. Like, oh my God, it happened to me. As you said that, the thought in my head, like, if I had to sit there on being filmed and watch it, I would **** myself. It doesn't even matter how much I like them. That's what I'm saying. Or even, like, an ex-girlfriend.

And if, like, Moses from high school or something, I'd like, same. Same. And that's what I'm saying. Like, that's actually crazy actually crazy like and they probably make them sign things like if you want to live yourself like we're not responsible yeah there's just no way i would literally die if i if i barely knew like the person that happened then let alone if i had like lore with that person a hundred percent no i know i love when like news is slow and this is what like is trending on Twitter because I saw this everywhere too

and I was like what the hell is this I know I couldn't believe how many views because I saw it first and it only had like a couple thousand views

or whatever oh wow you were in on it first but I didn't think anything of it I was like oh that's funny and then it got so viral

I was like okay damn this really is like and then Netflix is making memes about it and stuff I'm like all the brands

is it on Netflix no but once the brands are chiming in then you know brands always they're clout chasing everywhere you see them everywhere and I'm like, all the brands. Is it on Netflix? No, but once the brands are chiming in, then you know. Brands always, they're clout chasing everywhere. You see them everywhere.

I'm like, okay, brands. I see them in the comments. Tooby's in the comments. Tooby be on there. They're like, Tooby sent us something else.

Tooby just, I don't know what it is. Tooby's on it. I love Tooby. I think it's a brand deal. I think it's a, they gave me a lot of free stuff and I did wear the free stuff

but then I finally had a brand deal with them. I always love Tooby. Tooby or not 2B? 2B. Love it, love it. Well, I guess that leads us to finally the David Dobrik segment that we have teased a bit throughout the episode.

Just because you couldn't contain yourself. I couldn't. I listened to it last night. It was driving me nuts. But I listened to it, so they got my view. But yeah, there has been a little bit of a a roundup of david dobrik news so like we talked about it earlier but he did post um a behind the scenes of his comeback vlog to his second channel and this more than anything was so more of the same i think the first vlog the comeback vlog it was so edited and

i think they had the seven wonders of the world whatever to kind of like make it so it wasn't as insane of like him making the same jokes. But then all the jokes he makes in the second vlog that were like on the cutting room floor. I was like, wait. It's the same thing. You literally are the same person. Maybe even worse. I think worse. I think worse.

I think worse. No, nothing nothing nothing's changed because he uh makes again it's very 2018 i watched clips via tiktok that's all i could get to me yeah like the first one i tried i sat through the whole thing i was like this was a waste of time i don't think i can do it i really i can only watch via like tiktok or like when the upload is somewhere else like if someone's reacting to it, I'm not contributing to it. And then via TikTok, someone re-uploading. But again, making jokes about Jonah being obese.

Same old, same old. Making jokes about Vardon. I can't believe how big he is. He was so little. And now he's like, yeah, he's so tall and everything now. But then saying he's too fat for the car that they should get an SUV because he doesn't fit in the car that they're in. I didn't even see this part. Oh, my God.

Makes fun of their mom for having an accent, making fun of that she can't speak English. Yes. What? What did he say? She was speaking. She came out. She was with the three kids, Vardon, Jonah, and Susie. And she was speaking in an accent.

And then he was making fun of her accent and saying that she can't speak English. And then it was like, that is crazy. I feel like that's like, what? That's like not even 20 to 19. That's like a 20, like 12 joke. Yes. That's crazy. It is.

The whole thing is nuts. And then making fun of, again, his friends being broke without him and having to do the TikTok lives. I'm like, damn. These are the people that are loyal to you that you are like – I did see that clip too. And I was just like, this is wild. Like he just loves humiliating and degrading and being like, I'm so above you. And like I saved you.

It's great. But especially the Antonio family. Like they do – they are like – they work. You know what I mean? They have their like shop. Yeah, at the restaurant. Yeah. They're not like his other friends, which I don't even know if they have money anymore, but like Zane and Heath who just like make money doing brand deals and stuff.

It's like they're not those – Even the TikTok lives of it all. Like that's still – you're making good money. Yeah, right. Despite it being embarrassing. You're still making a lot. Right, exactly. Exactly.

So when you like – like someone's weight, someone's accent, and it's like all in the same family, it's like giving a little – very classist, very – I hate it. I didn't see all that. Yeah. And no one's talking about it. That's the thing. Like I do go on TikTok all the time and I would see that stuff obviously. And how come no one's talking about that?

That's – I want to know who's watching it and like living for it. I feel like that is so – I know. I genuinely want to know if you're like watching it and thinking it's like so funny and hysterical unique original content that you missed out on the past over the past three years some girls on tiktok be like i miss these vlogs i don't care what anyone says there's i'm like what i can only okay this is me doing mental gymnastics to like try to understand i guess

maybe the nostalgia maybe it does take you back to a pre-COVID time, you know? So maybe that's something. But it just makes me feel so icky. The fact that it's the same stuff and the fact that he just doesn't care. Like, he just does not care about people. Because it's also, like, not funny. Like, sometimes you watch The Office

and you're like, damn, that was crazy they could say that stuff back then. But it's, like, kind of funny, I guess. You know, there's some, like, racy humor that's funny. This one is just, like, there's, like, no jokes.

No punchline. Yeah, there's no punchline. He's some like racy humor that's funny. This one is just like, there's like no jokes, no punchline, no set up. Yeah, there's no punchline. He's, cause like he's a bigger guy. Oh, this guy's so overweight. Did he laugh? Did he have the laugh track? Yes, it is the laugh. And who's with him? Does he have a crew with him? It was just the, like the Antonians. Like he was just with

them. So it's just David filming the mom and being like, wow, you can't speak English. Yes. That's crazy. No one's around laughing with him. It's just the Antonians. Yeah, it's just them. It it's just David filming the mom and being like, wow, you can't speak English. Yes. That's crazy. No one's around laughing with him. It's just the Antonians. Yeah, it's just them. It's crazy. David is a psychopath. Like, that's so crazy to do when you're by yourself. I was like, one thing, I guess,

if you have your friends and you're trying to make them laugh, well, kudos to the friend group for not being there. For not laughing with this joke. Well, maybe Natalie was in the background or something. Definitely Natalie's in everything. She's's in the background everywhere she is the one calculating this for sure it's just so allegedly maybe not i'm not there i have no idea it's just so odd to me i don't understand how this is like like entertainment really because it's just the same shtick and it's the stuff that like people got sick of in the first place you know what i mean it is weird again it is kind of like a pendulum you know

people got like woke or whatever and got a lot of things that were problematic people were like no we can't support this but then the pendulum comes back like actually we're too woke now we need to go back to how it was before it's really weird what's happening right now there's a balance exactly there is a middle ground you know know. I know. It is wild. Like you said, he like had to put that footage out there. The stuff that couldn't make it. It's like, okay. Yeah.

And then the Hugo Boss – or just Boss, excuse me. The Boss underwear campaign. Oh, was Hugo dropped? I think so. Because I remember when I was working for Joey, he did a brand deal with Boss as well. And there was a big thing in the little like brief. It was like not Hugo Boss, just Boss. I love that.

It was a big distinction. Yeah. And that is the last time I saw David Dobrik was at the fashion show for Boss. Really? David was there. Yeah. Now he's modeling their underwear. And now he's modeling their underwear.

It looked good. He does look good. Yeah. It looked better than he did in the vlog. Yes. I think in the vlog, the problem was they put the bodybuilder tanner oil, whatever, which is only – that body oil is only good for bodybuilding competitions, for the shows. You know what I mean? Like my trainer puts a – on when she does her body shows.

She's like, on you. I was like, wow, I love that. It's just working out. I would love to. Maybe would love. body shows she's on you i was like wow i love that just working out maybe with love but and like she puts it on like in on stage for that scenario yes but just for a vlog like if she showed up to the gym with all that on it'd be like you look insane you know what i mean it's also just like him as a person you're just like i'm so disgusted by you so because anybody else with

that transformation people like wow you look great and i would too right like like he looked good in the picture because he's not talking but as soon as he's like talking like in the video just being like guys one two three look at me like it's just like so douchey and so like ick and it's like you can't think that's attractive so i think when he's like not talking pictured and boss okay great you look good i guess i guess and again the face just still it almost looks ai a little bit because like it's still hard to imagine that face with like that body i think he's a cute boy but i just i'd like to more before i guess yeah with not those abs i guess it's weird yeah it's like maybe go back i think it just yeah him as a person it just makes him so ugly like he probably

is like cute and endearing if, you never had to see his videos or know him personally. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think that makes, because now, too, the fact that his brand is becoming, like, now I go out and I drink and I make out with random girls. That is his brand. Yeah. That is the brand now.

And that used to not be his thing. Like, right? He wouldn't drink back then. Right, right. Yeah. He wasn't drinking. He was hungover on this episode. Yes.

He's like, I could barely get up. I missed my meetings get up i missed my meetings he used to look more innocent yes and childish and he was doing childish things but now he's like okay i'm the i'm the dude i'm a guy i'm a child you know i'm drinking i'm ripped and i'm okay, so now you're not anymore this, you know, this like cute kid that is being funny. No boyish charm. Yes. No, you're just a mean Chad. I hate it. No, that's the perfect way to end me, Chad.

Yeah, I love it. I love it. The mean Chad was crazy. The Chad thing is wild. Love it, though. It is like, it's so off-putting. Like, I hate that that's his thing now. But I guess once you like almost take someone out, take someone's life.

You have to try to rebrand somehow. Just completely ignoring Jeff. I guess Jeff says that there's like a team Jeff in the comments. It's deleted. Yeah, I guess it's like the automatic sensor or whatever, right? Yeah, the name is probably sensor. I just don't get how he hasn't settled with Jeff to like make that like go away. Because it's like, it's like looming.

It's like this thing that's like ongoing. Jeff's getting these surgeries. Jeff is like clearly out of it. Like he's texting me, like he's just like out of it. He's just like not well. Mentally he's texting me he's not well. Like he talked about on his podcast. Physically he doesn't, he's not looking, like he talks about like he's just not looking great. Cause he's getting surgeries to this day for it. And it's like, not only did he not get paid or a settlement, he's getting blamed. He's getting like, all this like happening. It's like so wild. And then when people are like, why don't you like let it go? It's like, well, because like David's out here just, but like no accountability, at least like be like, I'm sorry, here's money, here's a

settlement, something which doesn't fix it. But like acknowledge that it was an accident. But the fact that they don't even acknowledge that it was an accident, like damn, I messed up the worst time in my life. It's more like, well, it was Jeff's idea. Jeff was the one driving. Like, crazy. That's what I don't think people get. Because I think, like, yes, accidents happen. And, like, friendships could fall out over it. But it's like, no accountability. Like, it was – it's just like, you just have to say, like, that was the worst time in my life. You know? Like, that was awful. Like, damn, like, I want to get past it. Let me do the right thing. And maybe sometimes it's just

with money. You know, sometimes money just helps it but crazy but not only that blaming him like that's crazy he's like blaming him that's like so wild and it's weird that in a way he is becoming like the Jeff character that Jeff had when he was in the vlog squad with like getting ripped making out with people being more of like the bad boy you know it is so weird he's transforming into the Jeff character before the drama happened. He does make it that. Yeah, he's very much like,

oh man, I just drank all night at the Grammy party and now I'm going to get drunk in Miami for a bachelor party and then we're going to Vegas. Like, it's really weird. And then I saw all these girls and like, it's the craziest thing. I hook up with all these girls

and now I see them out and they have a boyfriend. Now it's like they're helping me try to find girls. It's like such a weird. Ew. Yeah, I'm just like, what is, I just don't know a lot of men in general. I just talk about all the women they hook up with. Do you know what I mean?

Like it's just, it's given something. I don't know what. And I'm not speculating, but it's also just like, why are we talking about what? Can you imagine there's like a dude just being like, look at all this I get. Like, it's just so, so sus. It is very odd. It is very odd and just very off-putting. I just think it's weird.

And not even sexuality wise. Like, there's just something that like, what are you doing? What are you covering up? What is the brand? The overcompensation. Overcompensation. Yeah. Yes.

It's, it's very odd. And then Jeff also called in Tana on Jeff FM to clap back at Brooke, who was kind of not defending, but she was kind of giving more grace to David Dobrik than he deserved on Canceled. I sound like I'm just like an apologist right now. And that is not the angle I'm going for. And I'm clearly coming in very hot. You're playing a game right now where you're like dodging the balls I'm throwing at you like I understand well I just I don't know again it's more one of those things where it's like I feel still like my cancellation is too fresh for me to come at anybody else's cancellation you know what I mean I completely disagree and maybe I'm wrong well you know how can I hope that people have grace for me if I

have no grace for anyone else that's true but listen this is a cancelled podcast right this isn't like the horse girl palooza I got through with Brooke against your co-host that I thought was my friend too but all of a sudden she's uh wait what can you say that again you cut out and I want to be careful with my response

you stuck up for me with uh your co-host Brooke was I guess siding with the devil over there and you were like hey ten toes down for jeff i think she's just afraid of controversy you know well then get out of this game yeah this game ain't for you then girl you ain't gonna make it you know and i i message like i don't you know i, I'm, I'm, I'm Tana. Um, when Tana and Brooke were discussing, um, David's comeback, she's, I think the direct quote was like, oh, he's getting off scot-free. And Brooke was like, well, not really.

Like he did get some stuff. Like he's not coming back scot-free, which is like, they should have cut this whole segment. He's on, I bet you 45,000000 that you go boss camp. You know what I mean? Not only not scot-free, but also being the face of brands now. Like, the opposite. He's getting all of Jeff's glory. All of Jeff's nachos.

He's reheating. He's reheating all those nachos. He is reheating those nachos. You're so right. Next is going to be Axe Body Spray. It's going to be like all this shit. A barbershop. Barbershop.

Dry shampoo. Watch him get those hair plugs that Jeff keeps talking about. It's going to be like all the shit. A barbershop. Barbershop. Dry shampoo. Watch him get those hair plugs that Jeff keeps talking about. It's going to happen. And you know what? He'll be unstoppable then. Like, that's what he's going to the Grammy parties. That's, yeah, that part I would say would have cut out. That's a little crazy.

Because I get like wanting, if she wants to be out of drama or she doesn't feel like she's just begun cancellations, whatever. But like, cut it out. Jeff is like, that's crazy. Yeah, that was kind of wild. Jeff, I'm always scared of Jeff. Jeff will call it out for sure. I'm scared of him all the time.

That was ballsy, though, like calling Tana. I think Tana handled it very well. Oh, he called Tana? Yeah, FaceTimed Tana and was like, hey, what happened on your podcast? Brooke said this. Oh, okay. I did see that. Yes.

That was crazy. Okay. In this sense, and I kind of feel back, Tana's like, I'm not Brooke. I'm Tana. She's like, I'm Tana. I, okay. I did see that. Yes. That was crazy. In this sense, and I kind of feel back, I'm not Tana. She's like, I'm Tana. I defended you. What the hell? That is the annoying part because if you say something right and they're like, well, Oscar

defends Blake Lively. I'm not Oscar. Or vice versa. We'll do it the other way. So if I say and be like, well, Trisha said, I'm not Trisha. What the hell? No, I get that. That part's annoying. Yeah, I guess I did see that. I mean, but I get it. I get his rage because I have that rage too when I see David.

And my life has not been impacted like a smidge of the way his was. You know what I mean? I wasn't physically injured. I wasn't like financially ruined. You know, I wasn't, you know, gaslit to like extremity. So I get his rage because mine's there and I haven't even been to his level. So, and then I guess too, when you feel like you have some sort of like alliance, which is kind of the canceled girls, he's been on their podcast and they've been on his, I guess it's, yeah.

They have people that review their podcasts too. And it's like, just, I don't know, cut those parts out. You know, probably we should have someone review our podcast. There's probably so many things I should probably cut out. Sometimes I'm like, just, I don't know, cut those parts out. Probably we should have someone review our podcast. There's probably so many things I should probably cut out. Sometimes I'm like, oh yeah, that was. I know.

That's why whenever I edit myself, I would be extra, extra cautious. But we say things and I just forget sometimes. I forget. And then sometimes you don't really hear how they come out.

I'm like, oh damn. That is the problem with podcasting. We make a page out of Hunter Schaefer and just be private. Shut up, yeah. Because it does, you do win when you just stop talking.

I guess to Brooke's, like, benefit, I understand the perspective, though. Like, you know, I can't throw stones at glass houses because of what I've been through. For sure. I get that perspective. But the perspective – it's, like, very different situations where David, very braggadocious about, like, you know, again, hooking up up being a partier drinking now really like dancing on the grave of like the vlog squad and everything like the vlog squad is still the remnants of the vlog squad is still the butt of the joke he doesn't care like he just doesn't care about the victims

literally was complicit in sa he filmed it for a vlog like the list is just very different for david and it's very obvious he's not sorry. It just – there's no remorse at all. There's like specific victims involved that have like talked out. It's very – yeah, it is. It's very extreme. I don't know if there's quite – cancellation is like the worst word for it. But like such an extreme case of I guess cancellation because everything else is kind of like – I don't know.

Usually there's not like direct people involved. Do you know what kind of like, I don't know. Usually there's not like direct people involved. Do you know what I mean? Like, I don't know. Yeah. Like Mr. Beast, I guess there is. I don't know. I don't know. I'm trying to think of like an example, but I guess all the boys are just dubious.

I was like, I guess Mr. Beast has people too. But overall, like David directly affecting someone, driving the excavator, injuring Jeff, you know, Mr. Beast is like part of a thing. Like Amazon, like does he know that they're not named tampons? You know, there's – That's true. There is more room for Mr. Beast because, yes, it is his name, but there's also like a crew that is also, you know, involved.

Yeah. Where it's David's stuff. Infamously, just David, you know. Literally just David. No HR, no anyone. And now it's like, I'm the HR. It's like, are you? No, you're not.

And there's no yeah so yikes i know it is i am shocked david came back just in general because it's like he does have the way he talks it's like just so much money where like whatever whatever it was investments whatever where he doesn't really need to do anything yeah so why come back like this it's just so interesting people that have that obsession money, they can't let it sit on the sideways. Obviously, they want to settle with Jeff because he is, I think, has a problem letting go of money and just giving it away. Also from the fear that more people will come and try and ask for it or take it.

But I think you just can't say no to them. Because they came back from brand deals. I mean, that podcast you said, there's nothing there. It just adds. I guess my. Like it's money that he loves. He wants more money. But like the flip side of that, it's like, why don't you just like be quiet and like

hide so no one ever has to like hear from you or talk to you so you don't have to have that fear of people coming back out of the woodwork all of a sudden. You know what I mean? Like. I guess it's to him. He sees the money and it's worth it for him. Like if I won the lottery and I was like okay like let me just I don't know like in that case if like I did all that horrible

crazy stuff I just want people to like forget about it and just go hide I have the money for it you know like I don't know let's I mean I don't know I guess maybe you have lifestyles too they have to like maybe he doesn't have all that money I don't know I mean he seems like he never enough I mean look at the Kardashians like it's never enough that I mean, look at the Kardashians. Like, it's never enough. That's true. There's people that just need the constant growth and constant. And there has to be a little ego, too, because especially thinking about the clips from the Casey Neistat documentary that are out there. Like, he, in a weird way, thinks he is the victim. Like, he is the victim because the Business Insider article about Dom, like, he thinks he is a victim of Dirty Dom as well. You know what I mean?

In the sense that like, he's like, that was Dom. I had nothing to do with that. That was him. Like I cut him off once this came out. But no, like you knew that you're a friend, you know? So in a way he thinks that a lot of the stuff he did, he didn't do.

It's like the delusional mind of David Dobrik. That's a good Shane Dawson series. It's very Shane Dawson. I was hoping you wouldn't catch that. I love that. What was the quote from the Casey Neistat? I remember it's like him and he asked him something like, would you do something differently if you could?

And he said no. Yeah. Was that about the Jeff? Yeah. I think that was about the- Or do you feel bad? Yeah. For the essay in particular, he said, well, the business insider of that place only want

to click. So that's the only reason they covered it. And he made that seem all about dirty dom and um i think the big quote was like would you do anything different or what was it sensationalism like have you learned about like the chasing sensationalism like won't end well for anybody he said no right it was like so cold and i love growth and change more than anyone and gosh, David Dobrik would have like a great redemption story if he like made things right with Jeff and like became philanthropic all of a sudden. Who's super philanthropic? Who's the guy that does Amazon?

Is he philanthropic? I don't think so. I don't think that man. Who's somebody who helps people? Bill Gates? No. No. Oh my God.

Who's that rich person that helps people? Not Mr. B's. Yeah, I don't think that. Taylor Swift. I don't know. Someone helps somebody. Okay that's... Taylor Swift. I don't know. Someone help somebody. Okay, well... Not Oprah.

I don't know. There has to be somebody. They can't be a billionaire if they're out there to help people. Gandhi. Gandhi did. Remember? Well, he wasn't a billionaire. He was like starving.

Well, how did he afford to do everything? Okay, well, what if David Dobrik became a Gandhi-like figure? That would be his redemption, no? I think we'll reach world peace. Could you imagine he goes into all the like impoverished countries and just like truly like connect with people and help them and not give them teslas like give them a you know education and housing and food like that would be crazy if that became david and that was his lifestyle instead of ferraris and mr beast and

stuff and i think that would be such a good rebrand for him yeah but then nobody clicks because he was like i made a kid sit in classroom for 10 hours a day. No, but if he actually was doing good and filming it, I feel like people would get behind him because. Like a Malala or something. You know Malala? Yeah. Who's Malala? She was.

She like made her whole thing about education. Because they don't believe girls were supposed to have education. Yeah. She had like like I think acid attack right on her face and she became the face of girls you know fighting for their that's what I'm saying I feel like he

has something you know what I mean like there's something he could do for example he did this whole transformation how did he not vlog about like healthy lifestyle true like diet and eating and eating and working out being a nice person then if it's fake at least you're helping people even if you're doing it for disingenuous reasons like go help build like schools what didn't oprah do that she helped

build schools for girls and what made him come out of the shadows money sponsorships that's the only reason he came out well he should take some of that money because it'll just come back to him i feel like here's my advice to dav Dobrik, especially if you love money. This is my advice that works very well and people think I'm crazy. The more you give out, the more it comes back. So if you truly are a greedy person, give a lot of money. Give a lot of money away, $100 million. It'll come back 10 times.

I promise you. You'll make a billion dollars on that $100 million return somehow, some way. So I think he needs to give more to get more back. Otherwise, he's going to take, take, take. And he's going to lose, lose, lose. And not just his hair. More things than that. You know what I mean? I think that's it. And then, I don't know. That's my rebrand advice for David. It's going to be me. One day I'm going to be Mother Teresa for sure. I'm going to go. That's always been my goal. I'm going to go and build water wells, feed them spaghetti, like just everything.

I really am. That's the goal. And it's one day going to happen. And when the lottery will happen, because that's what you do. Iron Man, all the big billionaires, they all help and give back. Right? I've never seen Iron Man, but I think he does. I think about Batman, Iron Man.

They seem to give back. Robin Hood. He steals from the rich. I guess that's good. He gets to the core. I guess that's fine. Right. People like Robin Hood or no? You know there was an app for the longest time that was called Robin Hood?

What was that? You just like steal money from people? No, it's for stocks. Oh, stocks. Like to trade stocks. Why do they call it Robin Hood? Because every ordinary person could trade stocks. That's wild. Like take money okay well eat the rich that's what i say that's why i'm so fat i'm just eating so many

i ate david up today for lunch for breakfast all of it all. I lost my voice talking about David, but... It was worth it. Thank God he's back for us to talk about when there's nothing else going on.

He is the common villain that we can all just... Unite. Yeah, because he's just not changed. Just still awful. Mm-hmm. But he's at least

getting those women. So many women. Can't stop getting it. That makes me sick. I can't believe I used to have a crush on that, but that those women. So many women. Can't stop getting it. That makes me sick. I can't believe I used to have a crush on that. But that is crazy. That's crazy. That's the worst of all of it, honestly.

Oh, my God. I would like to interview a woman who's been with David. I was just going to say. Come forward. I was just going to say, if that was true, we would have heard from the other side, too. That's what I'm saying. Nobody keeps quiet these days. Oh, my God.

Please step up to the mic, please. Please DM me. I would love. You can say Maru Anonymous. I need to know. Behind the screen. Yeah. We'll change your voice.

Give me one. That's all I'm asking. Maybe they've been calling to that love line. Yeah. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. That is amazing. Oh, well, so much fun.

That's our show. That's our show. All right, guys. Thanks for watching. We're about to go do an extended podcast on Patreon. So much fun over there. I love it so much. It really is our little us time.

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actually for here so yeah I'm excited for it a second time okay we love it yeah maybe our Patreon then our bonus video

should just be reacting to views every week honestly I kind of would love because it's just so anyways okay I love you guys thanks for watching. Do you have any outro, anything you want to say?

Listen to the telepathy tapes. Who even puts them out? Do we know where to listen to them? On any podcast platforms. Oh, there's lots of them? Okay. I'm going to look them up. All right.

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