Just Trish - Jeff Wittek is MESSY For Betraying Tana Mongeau + Benson Boone SHADES Trisha...
Episode Date: September 2, 2025Jeff Wittek may be one of the few 'Just Trish' approved straight men, but he messed up big time by blindsiding Tana Mongeau with a FaceTime call from Toddy Smith after their previous altercation. Plus..., Benson Boone (allegedly, in our opinion) shades Trisha during his latest tour stop. And we look back at our high school yearbooks. 💖🪩THANK YOU TO MASA CHIPS FOR SPONSORING!💖🪩 Ready to give MASA a try? Go to http://www.MASAChips.com/TRISH and use code TRISH for 25% off your first order. That’s MASAChips.com/TRISH, and code TRISH for 25% off your first order 💖🪩THANK YOU TO GOLDEN NUGGET FOR SPONSORING!💖🪩 Enjoy 50 spins a day for your first 10 days—all on our players’ favorite game of the summer Huff N’ More Puff by using code JUSTRISH 💖🪩 THANK YOU TO CHIME FOR SPONSORING💖🪩 Chime understands that every dollar counts. That’s why, when you set up direct deposit through Chime, you get access to fee-free features like free overdraft coverage, getting paid up to 2 days early with direct deposit, and more. Learn more at https://Chime.com/TRISH 💖NEW JUST TRISH MERCH!💖 https://justtrish.com Sponsor Just Trish: https://public.liveread.io/media-kit/just-trish-podcast Follow @oscargracey: / oscargracey / @oscargracey Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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When I was like, when I would scroll at night, I'd have nightmares about it.
He was such an asshole.
He was such an ass to her.
And I will never forgive him.
So Todd was like standing ten toes down that he was in the right.
And she was, there's no reason for me to lie about this.
Like she was like, there's no reason I would have to lie about this.
I was like, yeah, it's Todd.
Like if you're going to lie about someone, it'd be like David Doeberg or someone that someone cares about and talks about.
You know what I mean?
Got some filthy, rich, pretty, and pick hot topic queen and says what everybody thinks she's just strange.
Yay!
Hello, welcome to the Just Trish podcast.
Everybody's had a really great holiday weekend.
Last week in the summer, we're officially in fall.
It's spooky season.
Break out those blankets.
I got the ugs on.
It is.
It is here.
Fall queer.
That's what we're calling it.
at Ryan with it. Not because I looked at you. I could look at you. I could look at anybody in the room. I looked at myself. I love that. We should have pride in fall. There should be like a pride in the fall. You're right. I guess pumpkin spice lattes are a little gay in my opinion, right? I mean, they're for the girls and the gays. Sure. Ugs, I think are a little gay. Yes. So why not? Halloween actually is gay. It is pretty gay. The gays and girls are out. That's true. The parts are out. We love the hat. We love. We love.
love to see what a way to get started.
Happy fall.
Happy fall.
Happy September.
We have to start thinking about our Halloween costumes and everything too.
Oh my God.
We got to get serious.
The stress has been real because, yes, drip dome has moved to New York.
So I get them for a week, and I really need to get in that week all our sets done.
So we need to figure out what we're being, what we're doing.
I're doing the whole month.
That seems like a lot.
It does, but I mean, we set the precedent for ourselves.
That's the problem.
I think the president might be dying
a little this year. I just don't know
how to get it. I guess we have a month, but
I don't know how many pink costumes there are, to be honest.
Oh, I forget that you do have to be pink.
Yeah, do you have ideas?
The idea I had, I feel like everyone is going to do
is K-pop demon hunters. I feel like
that's going to be the pop culture costume this year.
And I feel like they do have pink looks, I think.
They do. Holly has sent me this.
Oh, my makeup artist Ari was telling me about this.
I know this is like the one.
Yeah, I feel like that would be like the big pop culture one.
I'm not mad at it.
But what else?
I don't know.
I don't know either.
There's pink.
There is pink hair in that one.
Yeah.
Food.
Oh, okay, yes.
Maybe like pink bubble yum.
Okay.
Love that.
Let's keep brainstorming.
I know, I know.
I think I have our one main group one.
I think I've said it before.
I think I have that one, but I just don't know anyone else's costume for it.
I know mine.
But it is like a group.
We can be at Crumble Box.
It's about pink and gay.
Yeah.
Yes.
Kudos Sawyer for coming out, so we have a queer Halloween costume.
We love it.
Yes.
Okay.
Love it.
Maybe when he's here, I still want Sawyer on the podcast.
I don't reach out yet, but I'm waiting until he feels a little more relaxed.
Yes.
You know, we're just about crumble.
Speaking of Crumble, oh, I should have ordered it, but it's like a 3,000 calorie cookie.
I just made that, but I don't know how many calories, but it probably is.
It is the Oreo peanut butter collab that I've been looking for.
in the stores, but Crumble did a, like, a cookie.
It's a patty.
It's two chocolate cookies with peanut butter cream in the middle, which sounds crazy.
It sounds like just sugar overload.
Even today, I was like, I need an iced tea so I don't have like a sugar load with pumpkin
spice, but then I'm kind of like, maybe we should order that.
I don't know.
We probably should.
That sounds good because we have a Patreon to do.
Are we doing Patreon?
We're doing Patreon.
We're doing Patreon.
We're doing a hot and fresh today.
You guys go to Patreon.com slash Just Trish, okay?
We are just crushing it over there.
We're doing an extended podcast over there.
bonus videos every Saturday, Sunday over there.
There's the head shot of the month. Look at that. Look at Glinda right there.
And next to Glinda, we have Selena Trish.
So they don't really go together, but, you know, they're there, there.
And we love it.
And it's a great time over there.
And we do bonus videos.
It's just fun.
Patreon.com slash just, I don't know anyone putting more effort in their Patreon than us.
I think we're just crushing it. I think we're killing it.
I think we're giving quality and quantity because we're going long, too.
You know, we're going long, twice a week.
think about it we do twice here twice a week that's pretty much four times you're seeing us a week
yeah you know if you remember and then you get that in the mail from me if you're part of the headshot
tier so my hot topics usually are there because we have to put them behind a paid wall
true the hot topics Moses is hot topics oh your hot topics yeah yes I guess we yes I know okay
I know I was thinking like what do we talk about today and Moses first was like someone died
at burning man it's like no we're not that too that's but somebody was born and somebody was
Yours have been so depressing
because you told me something else
the catfish thing
that was happening
over that documentary
he's like yeah
someone's mom was bullying
her own daughter
and then she was telling her
to under life
I was like let's not start
with that either
there's been so many
sad things you tell me
I want to be happy
but I love you
just everyone is talking about
right now
so it's a hot topic
so maybe maybe
well maybe we'll do me here
if you had a hot
honestly whatever
who am I to say
I have nothing
so I should not even judge
that's I should join Patreon
because everything
that gets cut
here from the floor
goes straight to Patreon
not everything
So, oh, that would be wild.
That should be the, that should be the biggest here is that, like, what we, what we had to cut.
Uncensored.
Uncensored.
Unfiltered.
What are we saying?
And Heath over here?
I don't know if that's ours.
So go to Patreon.
Yes, we love you guys.
And how was your weekend?
It was good.
Yeah?
Yeah.
Was it?
You seemed happy this weekend.
You got double abuboos.
Oh, yeah.
I did get double abuboos on accident.
It sounds like it was a surgery or something.
A lubububu bottom.
Oh, yeah.
I should get a Lubbububotomy.
I should.
I feel like I'm the only one who cares.
Even Jimmy doesn't really seem to care that much anymore, and that's how I know.
Wait, about Labibos?
About Labibos?
Jimmy's over, Lububus?
We probably get them all, right?
They released new ones last Thursday.
And no one cares.
And no one really cares because I accidentally bought, the problem is I try to get them, and
I have Darien tried to get them.
And I'm like, between us, like, maybe we have a better chance of one of us getting them.
Yes.
And I guess the hype is just so far down that they were easy to get, and we both ended up getting
them and then I had an extra and then Jimmy
didn't want it and then I was like
okay I'll ask Trisha but you would like sell it
on Stock X I'm like okay I don't know if she really
I do want it but I don't
look here's thing
I don't like love Labou's like everyone so of course
if you're like here's LaBouba I'm like oh my dad thank you
like I love it but I was thinking like
you could probably resell it
well I was like then I got worried I was like well I don't want to
burden her with another item when she's trying to
declutter and then Jimmy's boyfriend Dallas
was like actually he likes
that Lubu is this like rainbow one with a pearl necklace and then um so Jimmy retracted
not wanting it and then Dallas yeah yeah yeah so you rehomed it to Dallas yeah because he wanted
it but no one really gaffs about Lubu's except for me I guess which is quite sad but honestly
it feels better it feels better less pressure you know yeah like less pressure in the sense that no
one else likes it so you'll get them or yeah they're easier to get and also like now I'm in it
for the love of you know the trinkets you know it's not because of the hype it's not
because I'm influenced
because I actually like them.
You still love it?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Wow, that is interesting.
Yeah, usually once the hype is gone,
I'm kind of over it.
Yeah, that does happen to you.
Yeah, I don't think like, okay, they're not.
That's like even Labibu's.
I couldn't fully get into it,
but I was like, they're cute.
Everyone has one.
I should have one too.
But yeah, I couldn't fully get into it.
So I'm kind of glad that the hype.
I was going to say we could be Labibos for Halloween,
but they're probably over by then, you know?
Yeah.
It's just me out there buying those Labibu's,
but I still like them, and it's my own genuine thoughts
I know now, which is nice.
It's nice to know.
It's just, yeah.
I know, same but different.
I was thinking about that with, like, via Zempic craze.
I was like, I always loved being different, right?
You try so hard to be different.
And I'm like, now I don't have to try hard to be different because I just am.
I'm not kidding.
I'm not getting on OZepic.
Because so many people are so tiny off of it.
And the only reason I bring this up is because we had another plus size TV show that I'm
obsessed with now.
We just started, it's old, so it's not really like a hot topic.
But we started with Emily and Paris.
Everyone's like, watch Emily and Paris.
And I was like, oh, absolutely.
And I do think it's a beautiful show
I think it's great
But we just came from watching Mike and Molly
So I was like oh it's kind of hard
You know it's hard to see myself in it
So I was like okay
So I just typed in like plus size
Like lead TV shows
And we found this one called
Drop Dead Diva
Did you ever watch it?
Yeah I think it was on lifetime
Yes it was on lifetime
And it's like legally blonde
But like plus size
Yes she's a lawyer right
Yes lawyer
Now fatphobic for sure
This show
Oh my God
Moses literally was just like
this is, me too, I kind of gagged the first episode.
So basically the whole premise of this show, like, it's okay,
I'm not going to, like, bore you too much, but it's so great.
I love it.
Okay, I'm just going to preface by loving it.
Don't love this part of the show because it's so fatphobic.
But literally she's a size 16, which I'm a size 18.
So just for reference, like, she's a little smaller than me.
And it's just like, there's like a supermodel that dies.
And then the lawyer whose plus size dies on the same day,
there's something in heaven that gets a switch up.
The model's like, I want to go back to heaven.
She gets back into the plus size lawyer's body.
And the first thing that happens when she in the body is just like,
how disgusted she is by it. She's like, ew. And then like the friend is like, I can't
believe they would put you back in a size 16. She's like, did I wake up in hell? Like, it's just
so fatphobic on so many levels. It's actually so crazy. They literally just feed her donuts
whenever she's depressed. If she's like having a panic attack, the assistant to the lawyer is just
like, here's some cheese whiz. And she like does the cheese whiz in the mouth. And then
everything is just about being fat and then like donuts and cheese cures everything. Like it's so
insane. It's so crazy. However, I do think I'd be great in this role. I do think they need to bring
It's so, because she's like, the thing is that she's like a skinny model, so she sees the world a different way.
But it's crazy because she still has the brains, the IQ of the lawyer, which is super smart.
And you'll be perfect because you'll talk fast.
You know, you'll be like, because suddenly she'll get into those bursts of intelligence.
Yeah.
And she's like, oh my God, what was that?
Yeah, it's kind of everything.
And then she talks like Elle Woods too.
And it's just so amazing.
And I love this, I love this show and I love this role.
And I just really think we need more of that.
No, I love Emily Paris.
I do.
I do think it's like beautiful and stuff like that.
I do think everyone in that show is like beautiful and gorgeous.
But it's kind of like Devil Wars Prada where everyone's just so.
Even Andy and Devil Wars Prada is like beautiful model.
Like she's like a thin, beautiful model.
And it's like, okay, I can't really picture myself in that.
Drop Dead Diva.
Love.
Even though it's very fat phobic because it's from 2009, I still wish they'd bring these kind of shows back.
I'm obsessed with it.
We're only two episodes in.
I love it.
Where's that Diva?
Oh, Moses thinks.
He's so thinks it's the same girl who interview.
interviewed Megan Markle.
Which girl who interviewed
Megan Markle?
What do you mean?
Which one?
The one that was like, yeah.
And she's like, not yet.
No, not yet.
You don't remember the girl?
No.
What?
I mean, she's so viral when that interview came out.
No, it does look like her, but I don't,
we haven't been able to confirm that it wasn't.
But I think it's just too separate.
Like 2009 is like, what, 15 years ago, 16 years ago.
Right.
So I think it wouldn't be the same.
I think the lady who did that interview owned it
cosmetics, but I don't know if it's not the same person, but I think she wouldn't be the same age.
In my mind, if Jimmy puts side by side of those two women, when they're the same age,
she also talks a little bit like her.
She has the same.
Yeah, no, I do think it's similar, but I don't think it's the same person.
Because I was like, where did the lead from Drop-Dadiva go?
Because I love her, and I feel like she should have been more stuff.
But that's the curse of being a plus-size actress.
You think about, well, I doesn't say Nikki Blonski, but I guess she did it to herself because
she never really did anything after her spray.
oh I guess Megan Molly
I guess Molly
was a superstar
yeah that's true
like one of the few
never mind so many people
different women
crushed it
different women
but do they look similar
to you
well maybe
probably not the current
photo maybe the way they talk
I could see you
I could see it
I just kind of confirm
if it was or wasn't her
but it was too many years apart
that's a diva
the one who interviewed Megan Markle
because she owned it cosmetics
and sold it for so much money
so she didn't have to be doing this podcast
and my girl love it
but it was so much
funny. Actually, I take it back. I do see the
resemblance. Okay, the mouths, the
smiles. Where's the trapped-ed-deva woman? Where's she at? What's her name?
Brooke Elliott.
Where's she at? I think she's a singer too, because she sings
on the show, because I remember bits and pieces of it
when it was on. I just, did you watch it?
When it was on Lifetime, I remember watching it.
I don't remember much about it, though, because I watched it at the time it aired, but
2009? How old were you? Were you in high school?
I was in high school, yeah. And you were watching
dropped a diva? Mama, I was big
and gay. So that show
was catered to me.
Like, a show called Drop Dead Diva
about a plus-sized woman
as a 280-pound gay boy
in high school? Can I tell you? I screenshotted
your high school pictures. You were so cute. I literally had to show everybody.
I was like, wait, and I mean this in such a sweet
way too. I know usually when people have screenshots, it's like
why you have a screenshot of me. But Oscar was
so cute in high school. I literally was just like, oh my God,
we could have been friends. Where is that screenshot?
Oh, my God. I'm dead. Can I tell you
the lore behind this too.
I was going through,
okay, I was like gonna buy
vintage shirts like on a website or whatever
and I was like, wait, I
have all my clothes from like 2009,
2008, so like let me just go in my garage
and find my own vintage clothes.
And then I found my high school yearbooks
and I was like, oh my God, the gag is,
I remember being,
this is how I remembered it now.
I was like, I remember my superlative
in the yearbook being most likely to be famous.
And I was like, I'm gonna pull this out
and really gag everyone
that I was voted most likely.
lady to be famous. Were you actually? Now the gag is I then
opened my yearbook and realized I was voted most unforgettable and also there was a
typo in it as well which was extra you know most unforgettable it was me and then
another girl and then I realized I was like I definitely was voted most
most unforgettable because I was being bullied but I guess it just didn't clock to me
already it did a hundred percent confirmed in my head because in your head because the girl
who also was voted most unforgettable
was the, like, most
unpopular girl. Granted, I honestly
maybe I'm delusional, I don't know.
She was unpopular because
she was, like, odd, like she was
an eccentric young woman, and
she was smelly. Like, she was that
smelly girl. Oh, no. I know
for a fact I did not, because my friend, Rebecca,
she was, like, one of the cool girls, but she was
like, she was friends with the popular people,
but then she liked, you know, the quirky
people, so her friend group was a little all over the place.
But she is very, like, she tells
it to me like it is, she would have told me I smelled. So I know it was not smelly.
No, you know smelly. I think I was just large. I think I was just large and gay. Not even the
gayest person in the school though, but I was the biggest. You were the biggest? I was the
largest gay person. No way. There's no way because this other one that I think is so cute.
Like you're not, I was, I was literally saying this. I was like he was not that, you were that
big. You were like, but like actually, what are you talking about? What are you talking about?
You have a ways and your stomach is not like protruding. That's crazy if you were the biggest. I guess
That's California, because I'm from Illinois, and that was skinny.
You were skinny.
No, you were on mid-sized.
That would be mid-sized, Illinois.
That is not mid-sized.
That's crazy.
Like, your face is fuller, okay, but, like, your hips, I mean, your waist still, that's crazy.
Oh, my God, that's so funny.
Oh, I see your caption out.
I can actually see what you wrote.
I just saw Unforget.
Oh, I see.
Well, okay, Diva next to you, though, she's actually not that big either.
She just smelled.
I smelly, I get.
Yes.
I love how you didn't crop her.
I dropped her name because I was like, oh, I don't want to docks her.
Yeah.
That was the tricky thing because I was like, I really wanted to post everything that
year because it was so camp to me, but I'm like, oh, let me not docks people.
I don't know if that's doxing or whatever, but to be safe, I guess.
But it was kind of gaggy that.
I'm forgetting.
First of all, you were crushing it, though.
I don't believe it because I thought the same thing with me in my last high school that I went to.
I thought I was like bullied.
But then I was like, I was voted home plumbing queen.
And I thought the same thing.
I thought, oh, my God, they're going to like laugh at me, poor pig's blood on me,
like something crazy because it was the farm.
You know, they could have done it actually.
But I think they just did it because they didn't want the cheerle.
Because all the other girls were, like, cheerleaders and popular.
I think they just didn't want any of the other, like, pretty popular girls to get it.
So everyone's like, this is a new girl.
Let's just vote her, you know?
And I was like, and they didn't bully me.
You know, I did go to the dance, only to get the crown.
I didn't go.
But I know what you're saying because our homecoming king was also not a joker hot.
You know what I mean?
So we were, he was like funny and people liked him.
Maybe a little smelly.
I do remember that.
But I don't think it was, who knows?
Let us know what do you think.
Were we being bullied, or was it just like, don't give it to a popular person?
I don't know.
Or are we just unforgettable?
Unforgetable.
I guess in context, I did just when, if you're on, shout out the Patreon.
You won the contest.
The Mr. Shamanad contest, yes.
Mr. what?
Mr. Shamanad was the contest.
A shamanad?
Yeah, that's the name of my school.
What does that mean?
That's just the name of the school.
It's named after a priest or something.
Oh, it's named after a person.
That was like a mascot.
I was like the shamananman.
Oh, but yeah, I did win that, and it was, like, the popular people and then me, and I did win that.
I guess I was voted unforgettable after my performance where I did a mashup of, you know, all the hot songs, the 2010.
Love that.
Yeah.
But you weren't good, and that's what I'm saying.
Like, I think there was something, yes, maybe you weren't popular, but I think we're the same.
Where there was something I was voted most likely to be famous, that's the actual one.
Clock it.
I have it in my phone.
I'm taking you a minute to find it.
to you and yeah it was like I was weird people thought I was like a little odd but some
people like me some people thought it was funny I was people always laughed in class when I
would speak because I'd be like I love that like really fast whatever and people like she's so
funny like whatever so I think there was something about us that people saw you know clearly
because I watch your talent one I'm like oh no that's like so cute and good and that's what
I was saying even when I screenshot these I wasn't even being funny at all like I was like oh
I would be like friends with this and this one too this one just like melted my heart
but yeah that was my senior portraits you look so good
Taylor Swift quote.
The Taylor Swift quote is everything.
You're lucky not to be different from...
Maybe this is what I was thinking
about the OZEmpic
where I don't want to be like everyone else.
Because the quote is,
you're lucky enough to be different
from everyone else.
Don't change to be the same.
Maybe that's where it started
because it came in my head.
I was like, I try so hard to be different
and now I am.
Now I'm the lone fat person.
Because we're watching Drop Dead Day event.
I was thinking nowadays if they casted that,
I'd be the only fat actress left.
So probably even Brooke.
Brooke Elliott's probably skinny now.
She was skinny, by the way.
She's skinnier than me.
She was mid.
You know, mid-second.
I'll say, you have to remember that the bullies are actually a minority in the population of the school, but...
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They create the most harm and memorable events, you know, so.
Yeah.
So like you're, so the amount of people that liked you was far greater than the few bullies,
but the, the feeling of being bullied constantly by those few creates that idea that,
you know, that the whole school feels that way or the whole, I don't know, to me it just,
but they always are the minority and they're loud and violent.
I saw a meme.
I was going to repost it, but I guess it's a weird meme.
It was like 2005 versus 2025
And it was like everyone pointing at the gay kid
And being like, gay, get, whatever
And he was like cute but they were like really hot
And in 2025 they're all like balding and fat
And it was like he was hot
And then they're like, gay, gay
And then it's like but the gay one got hot or something
And I was like, I don't know, I kind of like this time
It might also be kind of a weird
Sometimes you don't know what side
The memes are trying to take
You're like, wait, is this a good thing
But the gay had the glow up
And I was like oh this is kind of cute
And then all the people making fun of him
We're like old and fat and bald
Yeah that you
Honestly, T, yeah.
But you looked so cute.
You really were.
And I feel like this is where it's dangerous when people are like, fat is ugly or fat.
It's like, because you feel so self-conscious.
But like, you were cute with your, like, you had a little extra weight, but you were not fat or couldn't breathe.
Or could you breathe?
I don't know.
I don't want to speak for your breathing, but you looked cute, you know?
Yeah.
And honest, for the record, too, like, I knew it was bigger, but I never felt like, I don't know.
I'd never felt ugly or anything.
And I know people were making fun to me, but I also, I don't know if I don't know if I, I don't
know if I'm rewriting history, but in my head, I remember
being, like, in on the joke, and, like,
knowing it was camp. Like, it was camp that I was,
you know, I would, I would dress
up as Kesha one day for, like, Spirit Week
or whatever. I was trying to be, like, in on the joke
and, like, campy, and if you
got it, you got it, which a lot of people did. A lot of people
thought it was funny. And then
there was, like, I never really got, like,
bullied, bullied either. Like, people would talk about me
behind my back. I think because we went to a Christian school,
so at least they did it behind my back. So, why
did you think you were bullied for that? Because that is something
that is the bullying kind of thing
do it's very like subtle behind your back kind of tease but you never felt like it otherwise i never
was like you know pushed into a lock or anything my my feeling is maybe you are thinking too much
into that being bullied no because i know that everyone did not like that girl that was with me that
also you're just saying because of that but that's different you're different than her like the reason
she was voted versus you do you know what i mean i think i was unforgettable because i was large
and gay and who you don't forget the fat gay person you know you can't the fat gay person who's at
the talent show doing a dance to
TikTok by Kesha and singing just
and doing the telephone dance by Lady Gaga the exact
choreography from the music video. You don't forget
that. You don't forget that. Yeah. We were
the same. I have a clip for my or a
picture for my yearbook too. It's like Trisha paid us before
as me against the music and it's like me on the track just like
with the Britney hat and everything like that and it was probably
like we would have been the girls in PE class
like sitting out of the mile. Yes. Oh my God that would have been so
did you sit out of the mile? We didn't have to do the mile thank God.
Oh what? Yes. We had to take we had to take two
semesters of physical education but I waited until like as far as I could and then when we
once you got to junior and senior year it was like PE was like a joke and like we went bowling and
stuff so yeah that's so weird we didn't really have to do anything that physical wow you don't
presidential fitness test not in high school really yeah I missed I I did the cool like junior
senior PE class and my crush Dennis was also in my PE class with me so we had a key he he would
come and like sit on the bleachers with me and
have a key.
Okay, so at least you had friends.
Yeah, I did have friends.
I had a good friend group.
You were popular and you were confident, so, period.
Me, I wasn't.
I didn't have friends or anything.
Like, even, like, writing my book, he's like,
oh, do you have any high school friends or high school?
I'm like, nope, couldn't tell you anyone's name.
Don't remember what single person.
You'll never catch me with a friend from high school.
And not to say I was, like, the anti-friend either.
I wasn't, like, a villain.
I wasn't terrorizing everybody, but I literally just had no friends.
And I was just neutral.
I don't think I was, like, heavily bullied a little bit, but not, like, heavily.
and then the other half it's like
some people just didn't care either
so I think you were more popular and liked than me
probably yeah
and even more confidence because I swear
I look back and I yeah that's the thing
that's what's annoying is I probably would have the confidence
and even now I have the confidence but society
that's going to be like oh well you're fat so you shouldn't be confident
I learned that from drop dead diva too it's just like
I love it too because every storyline is about being fat
like a waitress gains 50 pounds
and then they're like
she could still be a waitress even though she'd
gained weight. And I was like, yes, she can. Like, I love it so much. There's so much.
And then the, sorry, now I'm going to become obsessed with this show and it's six seasons,
so just prepare for it. But even the guy that owns, like, that's a partner in the firm,
he literally's like, why I signed you to her? Because, like, what? Just because I'm fat.
All fat people think the same. Like, yeah. And it's like, so true, though.
He's like, well, I just thought you would get her insecurities. I was like, that's so wild,
but also so true. And moral of the story is fat people are beautiful and can be confident, too.
It's a society that tries to bring us down. And so, you know,
just be delusional I think that's what I learned about myself I was like I was thinking I was
like where did this confidence come from when I was young I think I think I was just delusional I don't
think so I don't think that was I think you have every right to be confidence because you were talented
you're very smart you were good looking like it's not no but for real I would tell you there's
I mean good parenting yeah yes yes I don't think it's delusional and that's that's what I'm saying
society has you thinking like I was delusional but you you can be all those things and be fat
you know what I mean or chubby or whatever like that's the story that's what I'm trying to make
because you should have to be like well even me what if I wear something like I love
Trish Confidence like just because like you wear a bikini or so it's like what do you mean I look
good like I also my school was like I mean it's the val it's like L.A so I was like it was
Neppo babies it was celebrity adjacent it was like Stevie Wonder's daughter was in like my class
like it was all you know rich pretty people and then so me in comparison
And, you know, but honestly, you couldn't have told me anything different.
That's what I'm saying.
I love that.
Let teenage Oscar be the example.
Truly, that's everything.
I love to I wish I would have known you in high school because anybody, granted, I did go in the Midwest where everybody is, that's what's crazy.
Everybody is kind of fat back.
Well, when I grew growing up, in my school particularly.
Everyone was a little chubby.
No one was skinny.
But yeah, everyone was making fun of me for being chubby, and I wasn't even that's fat, which was so weird.
I was, I was mid-size.
Whatever.
Isn't that crazy?
I do think about that back then.
A lot of people were.
There was some sticks, but there.
There was a lot of big people making fun of me, and I was like, what do you mean?
You're all so fat.
Yeah.
I mean, I feel like people want to feel better about themselves, so it's finding someone else
who's like, yeah, that you can put down, yeah, yeah, especially teenagers.
That's true.
And my, yeah, I always had a cute waist.
Everyone always made fun of my belly, and I was like, but your belly's hanging over.
Back then I had a cute waist before.
With my Pilates, my ribcage is coming back in, but I've been doing so much Pilates lately, too.
I took two Pilates classes.
I did one with Tana, and it was like extreme Pilates.
It was called LaGree Pilates, which is like cardio Pilates,
and you're doing way more, and I was almost a lot to die.
But Tana also said she sat out for the miles, so all three of us would have been not running the mile.
Which is crazy.
Yeah.
Well, he's pretty athletic because he does dance, but I guess you to dance.
But I feel like he would choose to, like, gossip.
Yeah.
I should have asked him that, yeah, because when she said she didn't run the mile either,
and I was like, I didn't have to run the mile.
She's like, I hated gym class and never went.
I was like, damn, we all would have been cool kids, didn't like gym class.
You would have loved my gym class in high school because literally we go to the bowling alley and then we also didn't have to bowl.
Like we could sit in the little food court and order chicken tenders.
Which one?
Which one did you go to?
The one.
It was kind of far from my school.
It was like more towards like Northridge or something.
I don't know why.
Oh.
Yeah.
We had to take a bus.
A little field trip.
Yeah, literally.
And that was part of, that's so interesting.
Yeah, I have no idea why.
I have so many questions about my school, but.
I love bowling.
We should do a bowling trip.
There's a new one that opened and see me.
There's a lucky.
strike that opened up there, and it looks very
bougie. The food is like cheese fries and not
just grande, and I'm like, well, I'd just go just for that.
My dad's a big bowler. He's very into bowling, so
when we see him, he always tells him what I was bowling that week, and he's
like, yeah, I got five strikes. I was like, okay.
Fierce. I don't know. Is it?
It sounds good. It sounds good, but
how are you in high school? And then we'll get to hot topics.
I don't know. It was athletic.
Oh, okay, okay. He ran the mile.
He would do laugh. Yes, he did,
and he always be like, I could just eat and eat,
and I could just never gain weight. My legs were always just
so skinny I was like okay I never see love that you did you said you could eat whatever and
yeah but I never said in my leg was so skinny you did you hate it on though you don't say it in a
happy way you say it as like I always had really skinny legs and you didn't like them yeah I want them to
be like more stocky or whatever you call it you wanted to be more socky okay because they're like
kids that played soccer and they had like more muscle legs yeah you have thick thighs your your calves
well now it's a big friend that changed yeah it's not like high school I know I was like
Would we have been friends in high school?
He's like, yeah.
I was like, no.
Very somewhere I turned pretty.
Oh, why?
What is that?
Remember?
No, I don't know.
What happened in that one?
But last week, the topic was like, they hated that one guy, their one cast member,
and they did the lie detector test.
They asked the name girl.
Would we be friends?
Yeah.
And he said.
She said, I think we'd say hi to each other in the hallway.
That was that supposed to react to.
Yeah, maybe.
No.
No, I said, first of all, I like your pictures.
You're super cute.
I said, yeah, probably.
You're definitely my type.
And that's not true, but okay.
I know the types.
I know people you dated in high school or college.
Yeah, you would tell me.
But there's, so what's the time?
There's no type.
He was travel with them and, yeah.
His type is members of the golf team.
Big golfers over there.
Maybe, maybe.
Black belts and martial arts.
A trophy right there.
Exactly.
I was doing kung fu.
You were doing quite a team.
I know.
said we should do a video of fighting each other.
Like Kung Fu versus Karate.
It's like, all right, we'll take that into consideration.
Yes.
What a great way to start off this hot time.
I liked it.
It was on my mind and, you know, just, you know, a PSA that it's just okay to be as you are.
Taylor Swift.
It gets better.
It gets better.
For some.
The bullies, though, it seems to get worse, so don't bully.
Yeah, that is my favorite hobby.
Seeing who got ugly and who was like stayed hot.
Dennis, for the record, and he was sweet, and karma worked in his favor because he's still hot.
I never see anyone I went to high school with anywhere, not on Facebook, nothing.
It's like they don't exist.
It's like I didn't go to high school.
I went to like three or four different high schools.
Never see anybody from there.
Never see it.
I even search on Facebook.
I'll look sometimes, you know, I like to go down memory lane and I see nobody.
Unless they like changed their names or got married or something, I guess.
I don't know.
I can't find anybody.
So I have no idea how they turned out.
But again, I wasn't bullied, like too bad.
Like some kids early on called me fat and whatever.
but I wasn't like beat up or anything either.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And my thing is like if I was, no one really, like, bullied me to my face or anything.
And I feel like I could have read back, though.
I think that was kind of the thing.
Back in high school.
Yeah, you had the confidence too bad if I didn't.
Yeah.
No one has, like, creative reads nowadays.
Like, if you're going to bully someone at least be creative about it.
Oh, you're for the bullying today.
Okay, I thought we're zero tolerance, but.
Like, at least be a little creative.
Yeah.
Come on now.
You are good at that.
yeah but I don't think it's bowling
you like you said you you clap back
yeah exactly yeah I think bowling's like relentlessly
just being like you're ugly your fat get off the internet
you suck or throwing slushies in people's faces like glee
that was crazy that they were throwing those slushies
on everyone's faces and none of the teachers said anything
that's crazy work yeah yeah
let's a shoe letting that happen is nuts
didn't Mercedes like literally like smash someone's car
I think that was just like the daydream sequence
really app us the windows out your car
but didn't she key it or something I thought she didn't
Like, no, maybe no.
I literally couldn't make it.
I just remember that scene.
I was like, wow, they really were doing everything and anything out there.
Especially in the parking lot.
Something else happened where did Rachel Berry get egged or something by Jesse St.
James?
And he like, crash an egg on her head.
And I was like, what is happening at McKinley High?
In Ohio.
Yeah.
Yeah, they literally just let you.
Oh, God, I would love for that to come back.
But maybe better.
It's not.
We do watch it sometimes.
I'm like, this is probably something that should not come back.
Just offensive in every way.
Which is probably a good thing that it stays there in the ember.
But drop to Diva, however, even though, yes, fatphobic, it should come back, and I would, I would love to play in it.
There are talks about it getting a reboot.
Damn, I was hoping it involved for it.
I'm talking about in hopes.
Maybe somebody will be like, lifetime, are you still around?
I would love to get in on that.
That's the perfect role for me.
She is so cute.
It just, it's, yeah, I love it.
And she could see donuts.
I mean, honestly, I was like, wow, it's kind of like fatphobic, but they literally put a plate in front of her.
They're like, here, have some chocolate glaze donuts.
It would work on me.
Yeah, it worked on her.
Honestly, she was like, yeah, damn, those are good, and she didn't eat it.
And they're my favorite kind, too, with the chocolate on top.
All right.
Well, the hot topics are hot.
Oh, okay.
I guess this is a semi-good segue.
You know, it is a good segue into the Jeanette McCurdy News about her new debut novel,
because it is about a 17-year-old girl in high school.
It's called Half His Age.
It's coming out in January.
That's the name of the book, Half-Hage?
Half-Hage, yeah.
It's described as a startingly perceptive.
modernly funny and keenly poignant, a sad, funny, and thrilling novel that follows a 17-year-old girl named Waldo as she navigates an affair with her teacher exploring the complexities of desire, power, and self-discovery.
Jeanette said that writing this book has been the most fulfilling experience of her life, and through a 17-year-old girl named Waldo, I got to explore the complexities of desire, consumerism, class, loneliness, the internet, rage, addiction, in the oftentimes misguise.
lengths will go in order to get what we want while those stories ultimately about finding
yourself in a world designed to make you lose yourself and that felt profoundly meaningful
for me to write I can't wait for people to read this novel and that got a lot of backlash
because some people took that as a romanticization of grooming basically kind of sounds like that
huh you not to me I think in context of it it's not like a if you in context of Jeanette McCurdy
because she also like was groomed and she dealt with that like she was the teenager dating an adult and she wrote about that in her memoir and about how that like obviously affected her.
So in context of Jeanette McCurdy writing it, I see it as more like like literature that is going to like shed light on why this stuff is problematic versus like it's not like a romantic, a Colleen Hoover, you know, romantic, you know, romantic, you know, romantic.
this teenager dating an adult.
Yeah, I mean, obviously, I feel like everyone knows my stance on this.
It's like, doesn't need to be written.
Do we need to shed light on these things when people just like, no, it's like, I don't know.
Like I said, I haven't read the book.
So maybe, maybe she completely paints about as a villain.
To me, it sounded the same way.
I sounded like a romanticization.
And I'm not one to even, is she in her 30s or 20s?
She's probably in her 30s now.
Oh, because I definitely had a row.
I don't have written, like, fan fiction about, like, similar things when I was in my 20s.
She's 33.
Oh.
I look, I don't, I don't want to judge her for it.
But I definitely wrote fan fiction, too, when I was, like, I guess it's fan fiction.
Was it on Tumblr?
I don't know.
I would write up stories that were not real as that fan fiction on Tumblr.
Same thing about, I was, like, dancing to, like, I think it was actually glee.
There was one where Mr. Shoe sings, uh, um, it's like, young teacher, the subject of school.
That one, don't stand so close to me, which is a police song, I believe.
and young girl which is a Gary Puckett song
two songs I know very well because I was into that stuff
when I was younger but when I was in my 20s
there is one me doing like a strip tease to literally
Mr. Shrews singing this song it's like so embarrassing
and I took it down since but you do
like still
romanticized I romanticized it for a long time
until I actually went to therapy you know what I mean
obviously I'm sure you didn't have to therapy whatever
but um and I still was into those shows where it was like
yeah where they show a young
girl with a guy now I find it like disturbing I think maybe because I
had kids too I don't know
but I used to love it.
Even after being in my late 20s,
I used to love that kind of stuff,
like a teacher, like wanting to be with a young girl.
It's problematic.
I don't know.
I think any sort of entertainment it is.
I do, I'm like you,
I give Jeanette McCurdy maybe a pass
because one, she's lived through it.
She's talked about it in her autobiography.
Maybe it is like a teaching lesson.
To me, it sounds like this book doesn't need to be made
if it's a fiction, you know?
Like, we learn enough from her story.
But I hate it.
but that's me personally.
That's only because I've been through this shit, too,
and it, like, is such a trigger, but I hope it.
I hope you're right.
I think so, like, because she is so smart
and she did, like, do so much work through, like,
therapy and, like, self-reflection to deal with, like,
all the trauma that she's gone through.
And then also, like, dealing with Nickelodeon
and having, you know,
having to go through all of that stuff, too,
um, with Dan Schneider.
So, yeah, I feel like if she's writing this,
it is probably from the perspective.
of like how it's there's the power dynamics and stuff like not a romanticization or like glamorizing it but
like oh this sucks and so i think it's like a nice shift from like like how you said early 2000s of
like you know glee and pretty little liars of like these student teacher relationships where it was
like romanticized and there was something sexy about you know having a crush on your teacher
back in like the early 2000s um in 2010s so with Jeanette I'd like
Like, I trust it.
Yeah, versus if it was like a Colleen Hoover, you know.
I think the only, like, sticky thing is, like, at some point before you show, oh, why it's so bad is you have to show, like, the sexy part of it, right?
If, like, them falling for it or whatever.
And, like, that part, even just writing it, I think, would be, I would assume triggering or just also, like, even reading that part of it could sound sexy to kind of like 50 shades of gray, right?
There was obviously problematic parts, but then you read the sex part and you're like, ooh, it says, like, hot.
But the intent writing that was for it to be hot.
So, like, the purpose of it is like, like, it's.
that 50 Shades is classified as like a romance.
It's in that like smut kind of novel genre.
So what did she say?
This was her statement you just read.
Yeah, that was her in the press release.
That's what she said.
Yeah.
Like the name Waldo.
I love a, what is that called?
Genderbending name.
I know.
I do like that name Waldo.
It's cute for a girl.
I wonder where she came up with that.
Well, I guess I have to read the book.
There's probably something where it's not her real name.
It's probably like no one could find her.
So they called her Waldo.
You know, like something like that.
That is Sophia.
Yeah.
I can imagine.
something like that.
I'm here for it.
It is surprising.
It is surprising.
I like Jeanette McCurdy.
I hope she comes on the podcast when she promotes her book.
So I'm here for it.
But I hate the book.
Hate it, but come on here.
No, I know.
I need to be open-minded.
But as soon as I wasn't even to talk about it because I was like, oh, well, it's so obvious.
I'm just like, this is disgusting.
It shouldn't be written.
But it is her.
Well, she can come and change your mind.
Yes, I'm sure.
That's why she wants to come on here.
Let me convince you, even though my book is number one.
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Will you read it?
I will.
I really like Jeanette McCurdy's like riding style.
Yeah.
um and i like her like the way that when she does interviews like when she was promoting um i'm glad my mom died
like the way that she talks about things is very insightful and like not in a like condescending way
like the way she talks about like she talks very intelligently about like you know everything she's
gone through but she also like doesn't make you feel stupid about it you know about not understanding like
you know why would she name it this why is she glad her mom died you know what i mean so i really like
Chenette McCurdy. Oh, I love that title. I think that's like the best title and cover of like any.
I'm sure it's why it was like the best. Yeah. It is like it's attention grabbing. It's like smart.
And then the book like lays out the dynamics of their relationship so well. Like the way that
she recalls like the conversations with her mom. I think she's just such a really good author.
Do you listen or you read? I for Janette's I did both. Like I would listen and then when I had time to
read, I would like pick up
the book and then read where I left off
the audiobook. Yeah, I don't listen. Sometimes I do, but I haven't listened
recently to like a memoir or anything like that. I would
be interested to hear in some, because the only one I listened to
is Britney's, but it was not her who read it.
Michelle Williams, yeah. Michelle Williams. So it was different. I don't think I've
listened to a memoir. Whatever listen, I read her, or I listen to
hers. But I like reading them too.
Yeah, I like, when it's like memoirs, I mean, I haven't listened to one
in so long. I heard Allison Stoner's
book from like, camp
Brock and Disney Channel, they just released their book, and they did the audio book for that, too.
And I heard the audio book is really good because of how they just, like, again, how they
recall the stories and they get, like, emotional and choked up and stuff.
So, like, it really sends it home.
Oh, see, I haven't listened to.
Yeah, now I want to listen to the memoirs like that because I would.
I feel like you might like Allison's, because it's, uh, it's about, like, child stardom and,
you know, what they learned from being a child star and, um, suffering through E.Ds, like how
Demi Lovato going to rehab is what inspired them to go to get treatment too.
It's so interesting.
Yeah, that kind of stuff I do love because it's like, I'm always like, maybe I'll put my
kid, but then I always think like, no, I need to read.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
They have like a really good perspective.
And now it's like they want to do, like they got their, I forget which license,
but now they want to like work on sets to kind of help kid, like child stars navigate
like, okay, like now I'm in character and then going back into real life, which I think
is really interesting.
yeah so they're not like totally just trying to do away with it not fully like there's just it's
kind of hard to make it like go away completely i think i think they know that i think alison knows that
but um yeah like they said they want to like work on these sets and help you know kids navigate that
or even that everyone like the crew members like when you're dealing with stuff that's like
really serious or like dark material you know like how do you have kids go in and out of that
or like the people even the crew member shooting it so um yeah
having just like someone licensed who can help with that.
Was Allison in any scary ones or were they like only in?
Because we saw it cheaper by the dozen with them.
Not really.
I think they just had like the, the, it was like the competition and also being like the
the breadwinner for the family.
And like Allison was on Disney Channel for so long but didn't have like a starring role.
Like was always a supporting character.
And Allison talked about how like they were.
were going to turn 18 and that like the expiration date was coming like how they were going to be
out of chances and how that made them spiral yeah and then seeing demi levato take off after camp
rock and then really like would have this insane competition between the two of them oh interesting yeah
it is really interesting and then demi um going for everything that she went through and then
allison was like wait like i actually need treatment wow and alison thought that like after getting
treatment that that would be their chance to finally get a starring role. So they sought treatment
thinking like, oh, this helped my career. But then in treatment, realized like, oh, wait, I was really
messed up psychologically. So it's very interesting. And Allison has a podcast about it.
Yeah, I think so. Yeah. I always see clips. So that's why I was like, yeah. Interesting.
Child start-um is rough, I think, for anyone. I think even if you have like good parents,
I just feel like it's rough. It is odd. Like, I wonder if it's just better now because I see it
child stars. I was thinking of young
Sheldon, I guess, because they started when they were nine years
old and then now, like, they're
17, 18. Oh my gosh.
Still little. I know.
Still young. But they all seem like
so, like, well adjusted and normal and stuff.
Well, they're still young. Yeah, true, true.
Maybe 24. They're like, oh, no, young Sheldon.
But maybe there's also more awareness
now for it, like. People watch it more.
And more resources for like the kids on set
and stuff, I would think. I don't know.
Does Young Sheldon have a twin on the show?
Yeah. Okay. Because we saw
big bang theory last night and he had a hot twin sister and I wonder if she is on young
Sheldon wow we get the I now I started thinking about that what I think of it that's all because
I've I did watch Big Bang like the first couple seasons of Big Bang 3 but I was in high school
so I don't really remember it and but I do love young Sheldon and there's like connections
I had no idea while I was watching that's what I would like to know I was like I was like
I'm interesting I can't stand Sheldon the character on Big Bang Theory I just don't like him
I get it that's why we're not supposed to like him but there are people who like we love
Sheldon obviously got a spinoff and I was like I'd rather see young Leonard
young Penny like anyone but young Sheldon like he just I don't know I don't I don't get
the appeal that Ian Armitage is just too charming love him yeah love the little boy he's a
theater kid and love him and just the idea of the show you see there's another
spinoff too of young Sheldon there's Georgie and Mandy that which is on right now and
then I think there's another spinoff a Big Bang Theory in the works and then some
people want Sheldon's twin Missy Cooper
to get a spin-off.
Okay, I could see that.
She was very, yeah, the episode
we were on last night was everyone thought she was hot
and wanted to date Sheldon's twin sister.
Hmm.
Yeah, it was very, I don't really like that show.
It's just like there's nothing else on.
There's literally nothing else on.
Yeah, I started watching 90 Day Fiance, UK.
Not even the U.S. version, but that's my...
Actually, it's still on, at least,
so at least mine's a little relevant.
I used to love 90, he never wanted to watch it anymore.
I love 90-D-fiancee when I met him.
I want to watch, we watch every single.
single life and the other way.
And I loved all of them.
I love 9-Day Fiance the other way.
Do you ever see that one?
No, Daryan just started watching 90-day fiancé UK with his friends when he was traveling.
And then he started watching it at the apartment.
I was like, what is going on?
I got fixated.
And now we're going back and watching them all.
I never watch the UK.
UK is good.
One of the queens, I get really nosy.
And I'm like, what are they up to now?
One of the little queens, I knew she was a girly on the show.
I could see it.
And then she follows you and Tanna.
Wow.
And I was like, those were the only two, like, mutual follows we had.
And I was like, I knew I liked this girl.
Because you follow, like, quite a few people.
I would think, like, Lady Gaga, you should, you know what I mean?
Like, she just follows me and Tanna?
That's crazy.
Yeah, that's only mutuals we had.
Wow.
You and Tanna.
I'm like, I knew she had taste.
She's British.
She's British, and her husband is from Egypt.
Oh, I love those.
Yeah, it was.
This is not even the currency.
This one in the season four, I think.
I think it's on five right now, but she was in Egypt.
traveling with her fiance and then the waiter came and then she just fell in love with the waiter
and she left to fiancé that's the scandalous part of 90 fiancé they're always with someone else when
they meet the person i'm always like okay but she's so gorgeous and now she has a baby with her
husband yes did they show her in egypt or they show him in england they show they were long
distance at first like it picked up with them long distance and then she would go to egypt to see him
and then he moved to the u.k there's one on the other way that she moved to
to Egypt. Remember that girl that moved to Egypt?
And was it Egypt or Jordan? Oh, there's two different ones.
Yeah. You remember the girl with the blonde hair? She was from L.A.
She had like short bob. That was Egypt. Yeah.
I love seeing it. First of all, I want to go to Egypt so bad. I think that'd be so fun.
I don't know, like, if they like tourists or anything. I guess, I don't know. I see a lot
TikTokers go, but I wouldn't assume that people would get annoyed with Americans over there.
I don't know. Maybe not. Maybe they love it. Let us know if you're Egyptian.
But I love what I don't to see the pyramids. I always see people like Eva Katowski.
She's like on a camel going to see the pyramid. And I'm like, oh, that'd be so fun to do.
Because it's like a seven wonder, right?
There's seven wonders of the world.
I mean, it's definitely one of the biggest wonders of the world.
Like, how do they build those pyramids?
Did they build that?
I don't know.
Is it not?
There's so many videos about aliens.
Do you know how?
No idea.
You don't know.
They're made out of sand or brick or what?
And now they just found under the pyramids, there's like a structure that goes down miles.
Oh, they fixed it.
Mr. Beast was over there doing a video.
That's all I know.
That's what I'm saying.
I'm sure they're annoyed.
They're probably like, no.
No, not you.
It depends on the climate.
I mean, there's a big tourism going just for the pyramids and other things in Egypt.
It just depends on the climate.
Sometimes it gets a bit dicey and they could attack tourists because they don't want it to come.
But most of the time, that's not the case.
Well, maybe they're like the tourists did something for them to probe them to attack them.
It's like snakes, you know?
They don't want to attack you until you push them.
Yeah, true.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Because if you think about the pyramids are not necessarily, like whoever built them is not necessarily who lives there now.
well definitely not they're dead so like they were built literally before when were they built
before that is also they're arguing about you know some people claim they were built even
further back like do you think moses saw the pyramids as he was he was an architect on the pyramids
in this bible but that's what i'm saying like a year yes the timeline is that he could have done that
theoretically if he was theoretically but most people think the pyramids are much older than that
like much older so they just made that rumor up I think that rumor
I'm like you're like he said that I was like okay well I would like to know who's who built
them did you look that up really yeah but the ancient Egyptian pyramids were oh I looked up
when they were built between 2700 BCE and 1500 BCE but let me see who built them I'm so
about timelines like when was Moses BCE do you know
You don't know?
I don't know the years.
Wow, but that's your namesake.
I think you would know everything about Moses.
Okay, it says they were built by free, skilled, and conscripted Egyptian laborers
as a part of a massive organized national effort.
Evidence included workers' villages with evidence of daily food and beer consumption.
Okay.
And detailed records like Marr's Papyrus shows these laborers lived and worked in shifts.
receiving good food and care for their hard work.
Okay.
I guess they're trying to refute the narrative
that Slays built the pyramids.
Oh.
Some kind of PR.
Did not know that was a thing.
Me either.
In that case,
we shouldn't go visit the pyramids, right?
Look those pyramids.
Let us know.
Yeah, why is Mr. Beasor
but they're doing videos.
Yeah, that is actually crazy.
That's true.
I did not know that all.
I did not know.
That's, oh my God.
That's so dark.
Okay.
Yikes.
Let us know.
Yeah.
We're open to.
back on that one.
I feel like you knew that because he was being so quiet
and I was like, why are you being quiet?
I think Morris has had to do it.
It's freeing the slaves, but yeah.
Well, there's so much controversy here.
I don't know what to navigate this.
I don't know.
It's better to think that aliens, you know,
came and built the pyramids.
But then I would be pissed if I, like, built that thing
and people were like aliens when did that?
Yeah, that's so true, you do.
That's like Egyptian eraser or something like that.
Like taking away, or labor.
Like the arched.
Or whatever, yeah.
That's true.
Whoever did do it.
Yeah.
We're celebrating today at Labor Day.
Damn.
The hard work.
Yeah.
Oh my God.
This is, this sounds sad now.
I'm sad about it.
Damn.
You're right, because everyone else gets credit.
Yeah.
But I guess it's like aliens.
But there is, okay.
Because even like the wall of China, right, that's the seventh wonder or stone hedge.
Like, isn't there all speculation who built all of them?
Is that why they're called the wonders?
Because people don't really know.
They weren't giving credit.
None of them.
Well, just scale and the.
but there's things like the Wall of China
that you can see how it was built
but there's things that
the stones, the size, the precision
they don't think people
could do it back then. But I think people
were smarter than we think.
Yeah. And we're able to do things that
we don't understand right now.
Yeah, if they did that.
Because I mean, that's all they did was work with
stones so they were better than we are
ever will be. Do they know how
you built like the Empire State
Building? Like do we know
how that's made?
Like, who made it?
Do we know how they built it?
Because I toured it, and they were showing people, like, working on it, but how do they get
down once they build it to the top?
Right?
Aliens.
From 1930 to 1931, designed by Shreve, Lamb, and Harmon.
Oh, they got credit.
Yeah.
Okay.
I mean, people do build skyscrapers.
But how?
That I don't.
Yeah.
Like, okay, you're at the top.
I get it.
They have those things that swing that hold people, but how are they being held at the top?
What's above them?
Do you know what I mean?
Like, you know?
Don't they build the scaffolding?
But how do they build a scaffold?
I guess you're right.
I mean, there definitely is an easy explanation because they do it all the time.
So they have to know what they're doing.
But you're the architect.
Wait, what the hell?
I'm just enjoying letting you guys.
Oh, my God.
How do you build the top layer of something that is?
is nothing above you.
Empire State Building is the tallest in New York.
So, like, how are the scaffolding up there?
Well, this thing called the crane.
But where's the crane hanging from?
The crane is, like, outside of the building,
but you keep adding height to it,
and it climbs up.
And sometimes the crane is attached to the building,
so you can keep going above the building.
But the scaffolding,
you should watch people build scaffolding.
They're like little ends.
They just take one piece on top of a piece,
on top of a piece,
and they can go up high.
I don't even know what that is.
I mean, in Thailand,
And they make scaffolding out of bamboo.
They build high rises with like bamboo scaffolding.
But then if a panda comes along and wants to eat all that bamboo, you're screwed.
Yeah, that's crazy.
But I do love it.
All right.
I'll believe you, only because I don't know what else.
Because that doesn't make real sense to me, but we don't need to get further into it, I suppose.
But if you're attached to the building and there's a crane, what are they balancing on the crane to build it up there?
The crane brings all the materials up there and they have little elevators.
There's not a person out there building.
There's a person on top of the crane.
Yeah, there's people all the way to the top.
Crazy.
It's dangerous.
I mean, people die building those things.
Oh, my God.
Yeah.
That makes sense.
That's sad.
Like, the pyramids were built over such a long period of time.
Like, the amount of people that are buried there is insane.
It's crazy.
Yeah, the kind of, the person that, I guess you had no fear of heights and then you also
have to be good at architecture.
That's, like, a lot.
Yeah.
Same, like, you know, Hoover Dam.
There's, like, so many people buried there in the concrete.
Wait.
Does someone make that?
I thought that was like a nap.
like a Grand Canyon.
Isn't that the natural thing?
Build it.
I think it was like 40-something people.
Oh, man.
These conversations are crazy.
But the Grand Canyon is natural.
Yes.
But how?
Water.
What does that mean?
Water, roads, the rock, and then it makes a canyon.
Oh, interesting.
Yeah.
How come there's not more of those?
There's only one?
You know what I mean?
The real thing is that there's Egyptian,
there's like Egyptian buildings and things in the Grand Canyon.
That's why they don't belong people in the grand Kenya.
That's a far away from Egypt to come.
Yep.
Not if you're an alien.
Okay.
Weird.
Anyways, these are not hot topics anyone cares about, but how do we even get here?
That is a good question.
What got us to Egypt?
Oh, you were talking about 90-day fiancé.
Oh, yeah.
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And I was kicking myself.
Oh.
Jamie Lee Curtis's Breast's,
Eighth Wonder of the World.
I could see it.
I was talking about this with my mom too.
Really?
Where did they come from?
That is.
Where did it come from?
Because I never remember.
remember called the Mandela. I remember
Jamie Lee Curtis having huge boobs like this.
I know. Because we just watched last showgirl
and she was in it and she was dancing and she had huge
boobs. I'm like, what? Where did those
things come from? I know. Because even
like in the 80s, I remember her being the sexy one
like Arnold Schwarzenegger, she's in a thong
dancing for him and John Travolta, she's like in a thong
dancing with him. And I remember her out
but I don't remember like bans out.
I know. I was truly
gagged. I was truly gagged.
All that got reunited because
she did a little social
video for Freakier Friday, and she was dressed like Tess Coleman, her character from the movie.
And, yeah, those things were just sitting up and sitting right.
Because even in the movie, it doesn't seem like they're that big.
Because I remember that dress she wore in the movie.
And I'm like, what did she say?
Nothing.
Or people are just gagged over it.
Everyone was gagged over it because it was also just the fact that it was in a promotional video, like on Disney social media platforms.
And those things were just sitting up and sitting right.
Were they out?
They were just perky.
There was cleavage.
There was cleavage and they were just sitting up and sitting right.
And I mean, they were eye-catching for sure.
Well, Disney is like, I think they're just going rogue at this point.
Whatever it takes.
Yeah, because I feel like they're just casting and doing random things and just, yeah, they don't really have a...
After went viral, she did say, I love the fact that the last photograph of me as Tess taken backstage and costume from my surprise appearance at El Capitan Theater to support Freakier Friday has gotten more attention than any other since the end.
announcement post with Lindsay Lohan
that sparked the movie getting made.
Happy to help spread the joy that our
movie serves. So she was living.
She's funny. Yeah. I think she loves
attention. And like not a bad way, but she seems like
she loves attention. And that's the big boobs,
but I just think in general she does. Big boobs.
What is that from?
Nikki Minaj South. Oh, okay.
It's like, well, yes, big boobs. Breasts. What are we saying?
I don't know. But she just seems
always be in the news, you know? She always
has something to say about something.
Yeah, she cracked me out.
Yeah, I mean, who knew the body was tea like that?
It's not me, but, you know, noted.
I did.
I saw a last show girl.
She dances.
There's a scene where she's like, she's a cocktail waitress, but she, like, dances
on stage, and it shows her ankles and her legs, and I was like, man, she looks pretty good.
I don't know how old shoes, but she saw a video of Jamie Lee Curtis.
It was from a few weeks ago, but, you know, Baby Neza, the TikToker, and, um...
No, I don't think so.
Maybe.
She, I don't know the context of how this happened, but I guess she's a Jamie Lee Critics.
stand and she had a party like a birthday party at the beach and Jamie Lee Curtis came to surprise her
and like she was in tears over Jamie Lee Curtis and Jamie Lee Curtis held her to her bosom and was
like stroking her head and then they did feel like Jamie Lee Curtis sat baby on her lap on the as they
sat down is baby not a baby no she's like a teenager well the way even is growing you're not like
Like, what is that mean?
That's just her name.
Baby Nessa.
Like she took it, like, she was in tears, so she, like, held her.
Okay, I love it.
And she was, like, crying on her bosom.
And, like, she was, like, loving it?
Yeah.
And they don't know each other?
I think she just came as a gag to surprise, like, the number one Jamie Lee Curtis fan.
But maybe it was damage control after the, um, the Bowen-Yang moment of the last
Petraising.
I don't think so.
She never said anything about it.
I want that.
I wish I wouldn't know what happened.
That's so crazy.
I love it.
I love when celebrities do that.
And she seems like I said,
she does seem like that person
that's just out there
and just wants to do things.
I remember the image I have of Jamie Lee Curtis,
it all goes back to wait for me,
honestly, as a teenager
and what impacted me.
I remember when I was like in middle school maybe,
she was on the cover of like fitness magazine
and she's like,
but what I told them is I don't want any Photoshop,
no face tune.
I just want to be there with my fat belly hanging out.
And I remember being like,
yes, love that.
But then I like went to go look at the picture.
picture and it was like, I don't know, from 2003 or something like that.
And she's, like, so tiny.
And she just has, like, she has, yeah, a little belly out or something like that.
But I just remember it was a huge deal.
Everyone's like, oh, my God.
She was showing all her roles and her fatness.
And she was, like, so, like, skinny on this cover.
But it was, like, a big deal back then.
And she's like, that's what I said.
I said, no Photoshop on this thing.
And I was like, okay, but skinny legend all day long.
But she thought it was, like, so brave.
For the time, it probably was, though.
Gotta give her that.
2003, anyone coming out and being, like, you know,
having a little role was fierce.
Tyra, as we know, kiss my fat.
But it is crazy looking back.
I think both of those instances, I think the problem
is calling themselves fat, because then you're just like
the industry was calling them fat.
You know what I mean? That's true.
Yeah, so they thought they were fat because people
who were saying they were fat in comparison to
like, I mean, early 2K, like skinny, like scary
thin, you know. That's true. That's true.
You're right. I guess, yeah, Jessica Simpson
with the pants was fat. Yeah.
So weird.
as fat Jessica Simpson on the Eminem video in 2009.
Oh, same year as Dropped a Diva, 2009.
I was fat Jessica Simpson.
The same year dropped a diva was out.
That's so interesting.
And I was like, and everyone on TikTok is out, like, oh, my God.
Her body was so T and it's true.
But I was considered extra large, obese Jessica Simpson.
And I remember going to the audition and there were, because we had to be in bikinis.
And I remember there were like really, really large girls there and they did not pick
that hurt to be Jessica Simpson.
And I was like, that's so interesting that they cast me as obese Jessica Simpson.
Yeah, they didn't want the realness of like.
But I feel like they thought I was.
was obese enough.
But they didn't want, like, anyone who
was, like, medically. I know. I know.
It isn't. Yeah, you're right. But it's weird.
You think if they wanted to do a parody,
you know, they would go a little... But I think they
wanted it to be someone who's hot,
you know what I mean? Well, I would like to think
that, but I don't know if that was true. I think it was supposed to be a joke.
But still hot, you know.
I don't know. Why would they want a hot joke?
But if they wanted it to be just a joke,
they would have got the biggest girl they could possibly
find now. Right. That was kind of twisted
at them. They're like, let's make fun of her with
this person who's 170 pounds.
And I was 21.
I was like cute.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Jessica Simpson's in the news, actually.
I didn't even write this down, but I just love, she went to the Ashley Simpson
Vegas residency opening and was singing along, and it really took me back to 2004.
I know.
I kind of love that.
First of all, Jessica and Ashley are, like, my favorite people in the whole world.
I love that.
Oh, my God.
We should go see it.
How long is she there for?
Good question.
I don't think she's there for very long.
Whoever gave Ashley Simpson or residence in Vegas should get a raise.
I do think this is a Gen Z.
gay and they're being like, let's get Ashley Simpson
and he, she or they nailed
it. You know what I mean? I think that's amazing
and I don't know anyone else
who thought of that and I thought that was amazing. Whoever did it?
It goes until September 27th.
Where is she at? The Voltaire?
Where? And what hotel?
It sounds familiar.
The Venetian.
One of my favorite hotels and it's connected to the sphere.
You can walk through the Venetian to go to the sphere. That is
everything. I want to know the sphere so bad.
They have Wizard of Ozzy right now. Backstree Boys is coming back
at Ashley Simpson at Venetian absolutely sign me up
oh man she won't be there when I'm in Vegas
damn if I could pick one show to go see I would go see Ashley Simpson right now
I love I can't even tell you like the I think she was my first concert actually
in Universal City Walk they had like that little amphitheater
does outside the AMC no oh it was an amp it was like a theater
the Gibson the Gibson amphitheater yes it's still there no it's not there anymore
Because I always would drive past it.
Yeah.
It's been gone for a while, but I saw, she was my first concert, and I saw her there.
And I was so, like, I love.
How big was it, do you think?
Hmm.
I love amphitheaters.
I wish they'd have more of those.
Irvine used to have one.
That's where I saw In Sync for the first time.
Was that an amphitheater?
I thought was so cool.
I wonder.
I wasn't huge.
Bring it back, Universal.
Six thousand, 200 people.
Okay, that's a good size.
And was she by herself?
I think so.
I don't remember if she had an opener.
right grera but that would be a guy because I loved
on the way down um but I loved
Ashley like yeah the like such a
formative music artist for me was Ashley Simpson
really what song was it that got you
I loved autobiography you think you know me
because I thought it was so edgy it she kind of gives me
like Olivia Rodriguez also serves like it gives what Ashley Simpson gave
with like the pop rock like a little bit of edge
even though they're both like gorgeous girls but
but yeah it's not really edgy it's giving
Like, yeah, like.
But I guess because everyone else is so pot, like, at the time for like Jessica Simpson and like
Britney, like all the pop girls to have like the, the edgy girl with like the black hair, like.
The scarper around her neck.
We're wearing boy clothes.
She was cursing.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
She was real.
Oh, I remember.
She'd be like, she goes, yeah, I just, I'm not Jessica.
Like I like, you know, like I remember the, the wings commercial where she's like, why do I have to be the boy?
Like Jessica's all hot.
She's like in her flannel.
And it was.
It was crazy, but that was her.
She was the anti-Gessica, like, in looks, yeah.
Yeah, and marketed, like the music, everything.
Yeah, that's true, that's true.
I loved Ashley.
Autobiography, though, that was good.
Was that the name of her album, The Big One?
Yes, that was her first album, Outobiography.
Piece of me, La La was on that.
Piece of me was good.
Make me wanna la la la, me at like 12 years old.
Like, how, yeah, I was in the middle school.
I don't even know.
You make me want to la la la, I'm the kitchen on the floor.
I'm like an alibi.
Drink the milk about more.
It's about getting F, D down, real good.
Really?
Yes.
Yeah, I mean, like, 12, singing that is crazy.
I'll be your French maid when I meet you at the door.
I can't, I was singing out as if it was like the most emotional, empowering lyrics ever at 12 years old.
It's kind of empowering, I guess.
Yeah, I like it.
Yeah, that's it.
Damn, okay, she was like a naughty version of two.
She was naughty, yeah, she was real.
Just because Simpson their big thing, it was like she was a virgin until she was married and...
Love the Lord.
Yeah.
Well, she went wild after, which is good for her.
Because that is crazy to be, look, I'm all for it if you want to, but that is crazy
to be a virgin when you're married.
And then that's the person you're with the rest of your life.
You'd have to think you, like, would miss out a little bit.
Maybe not.
I don't know.
God, that's crazy.
I don't know.
Just think about one person forever.
Nicolet on top of that.
I don't know if that's the one person I want to be with forever.
At the time, he was giving beefcake.
Oof, I don't know, that 98 degrees tattoo on the bicep.
That's true, that it was kind of, yeah.
But at the time, it was beefy.
Yeah, at the time.
But looking back, like, what was any of us thinking?
Yeah.
Have you seen him now performing on tour?
No, I haven't seen him perform, but I have seen him on, what's it called?
Love is Blind.
They're on a tour right now.
They're on a world tour right now, 90 degrees.
And it's the most, it's all over my TikTok.
I can't believe you haven't seen it.
It's diabolical.
It's them, just in all white, performing larger than life.
And they're doing, like, all the parts.
and they're trying to sound like all the backstreet boys.
It is so weird.
Last night I saw them performing in fricking like Sarasota, Florida, performing Dong Song.
And they're like, don't, don't, don't, don't, they're doing their own song.
Why aren't they doing their own song?
They're like, are they a cover band?
They did Baby One More Time in Tampa.
Like they are, first of all over Florida, which is insane.
They're doing like 10 shows in Florida.
But then they're just touring like Ohio.
I think they're playing Sugar Land, Texas, where I couldn't sell out.
They're playing that same theater with O-Town.
But it's so bad and so cringy.
None of them can sing or dance anymore.
They're fit.
I'll give them that.
They're wearing skinny jeans,
which is insane.
Like the tightest skinny jeans you ever seen.
It's so weird.
It's weird.
It literally looks like,
and like I'm not even whatever.
It looks like my tour
where it's just like a screen behind them
and just like lights flashed.
Like it's so weird.
But it's like not camp because they're also like 50
and we also know how awful they were he was to Jessica's like.
So it's just like such a weird thing.
They're not singing their own songs.
Maybe they are.
Oh, no, they are.
They are.
this is the part
this is the part
I'm not making this up
either
because it sounds
like I'm making it up
when I was like
when I would scroll
at night
I'd have nightmares
about it
there was one
where they sing
there's a song
about
oh they always sing it
and they drew it
now where it's talk
about like proposing
and I
I do
maybe it's like
I do cherish you
I do cherish you
for the rest of my life
you don't have
you know that song
Is that one
Is that a song
It's 903's
Yeah
it's called
I do.
Yeah, and they sing it.
They bring girls up on stage and they sing it to them.
Like, they're proposing to them, like, they're holding their hand.
My God, they want their Justin Bieber moment.
Yes, yes.
But they're doing it what looks like to be very young girls.
I can't verify ages, but it's like these men are in their 50s, and they're bringing
up these very young, like, bring up women that look like they liked you back then.
You know what I mean?
That looked like the age.
But they bring up these young girls, and the young girls are probably so confused.
They're doing weird, like, magic mic moves while they're singing it.
It's so 90-year-old touring right now is my maybe.
be my favorite and most horrific
thing that I see on TikTok.
Because all the comments pass the vibe check.
They're all like, what is this?
What is happening?
Why are they performing thong song?
Like, it's just so cringe.
And look, everyone has to make money, but like,
you said, Nicola Shaded Love is Blind.
Like, he should be okay.
Vanessa was on Hawaii 5-0
or whatever that show was.
Like, they should be fine.
I guess you can always make money.
I guess you always need money, but what?
Like, this is bad.
It's bad.
It's just like,
you see MCR at stadiums,
and you see like 98 degrees
just doing this weird
karaoke show.
The Backtree Boys at least are
at the sphere, right?
Yeah, I think that part too.
You see the Backst Boys at the sphere
are doing like 18,000 people per night
just like killing the choreo
and like literally rising on a stage in 90 degrees
is just doing like little like side steps
so large than life.
Like what are you doing?
It's so weird.
It's so weird.
I guess because I just like can't stand Nick Lachey
after reading like just even watching newlyweds back.
Like, he was such an asshole.
He was such an asshole.
And I will never forgive him.
So, I guess this is, the comments will say that too.
Like, Jessica, watching this right now being like karma.
And it's so true.
They're so cringe.
Ashley Simpson, I approve.
Even O-Ton, yeah, I'd like to see them.
90 degrees.
Maybe just stick to hosting love is blind.
Dancing with the stars.
Because even his brother was kind of a little on newlyweds too.
Drew Lichet.
He was not, to his wife, I don't like them.
No, Casey was the assistant.
he was married to someone.
I forgot, but all awful people.
Actually, her assistant, Casey, married Donald Faison from Scrubs.
Really?
Yeah.
Yeah, she married him.
I was like, good for her.
I think they had babies together and stuff, but I loved her really ones.
I would love to go see Ashley.
I would love to go see her.
I love her too.
She was cool.
And she had a show, too, with Evan Ross.
Oh, your husband, Evan Ross.
Yeah.
Are they still together?
They're still together.
And they have babies.
And she looks really good.
I was like, good God, she's 40 now, and she is, like, so fierce, yeah.
Is she only 40?
Oh, she's really a few years older than me.
Wow.
I always thought I was, like, way younger than that, but we're all the same age.
She looks great.
I love that she's singing again.
Even like her as-and-l, when you look back at that, it's just kind of iconic.
Acid reflux to hold down, yes.
Yeah, because her show, when she would say that too, like, everything went wrong.
It was, like, acid reflux, but then also, like, there was something else.
There was so many things that happened where she, like, couldn't talk at all.
And she's like, I can't talk.
I have this.
I have this, and I was like, damn, girl, you really had everything going against you.
I know.
It was giving Jacqueline Hill's lipstick, which is everything going, comically almost going wrong.
Yeah, because not one thing went right.
Oh, I got to rewatch it.
I got a clip of her talking about SNL.
Like, literally, yeah, it was like a series of things.
Just being like, I know.
But she was great.
She should go back on it.
Did she have, you said she did?
We talked about this, I think.
I think she must have gone back on it, right?
Maybe.
I talked about someone recently, and she did.
She, like, went back on, but no one talked about it.
And I was like, well, yeah.
Poor thing.
I know, give her the redemption.
her and Jessica.
Oh, speaking of S&L,
what do you think of everyone?
They're cleaning house over there.
I know.
So far, Bowen's still there.
So far, yeah.
I hope he says, yeah.
No, it's crazy.
I said my exaltzer be like,
am I leaving S&L?
I know.
My question for you is say
Bowen leaves the show,
say they're studying a brand new slate,
and then they give you a call
and like, okay, Tricia,
we want you to be a cast member on SNL,
but knowing that they just fired
like all these iconic people
and people are sad.
Well, that's the, okay, did they fire or did they leave?
I think everyone, the goodbye sounded very sudden and, like, sad.
Wait, really?
Yeah.
And also, Lauren talked about how he really wanted to do a fresh start last year, but he
wanted to wait because it was the big, like, you know, anniversary celebration.
Yeah.
So he's like, okay, we'll just do it next year.
So now is how he's cleaning house.
I read an article about that.
I guess it was just reporting, but.
I would say call me.
So even if Boeing got, like, fired, you'd be like, okay.
Yeah, well, that's so different.
Was you DM him first?
Yeah.
Are you okay?
Did you fire or did you leave?
Because what I gathered from this, my take was I thought only one person was fired
because it sounded like the Emil Joaquin was fired because he was like, I got the call,
it was like a gut punch.
He was the only one to like specify that he was like shook.
I thought like Heidi Gardner, who's been on their eight seasons, Michael Longfell,
to me it's like, don't you, you want to leave because you're doing bigger projects, right?
Like, that's why people leave.
Will Ferrell and Adam Sandler.
Like, they leave to go do bigger projects.
Maybe.
Because that's what I had gathered.
I'm like, okay, one person definitely was fired, and that's, like, sucks.
Well, I'm a little skeptical because of the, that article.
Because I read this article about Lauren wanting to, like, have a clean house for this season
before all these announcements started.
But maybe.
But that's not verified or anything.
It was just like an article.
Just reporting, yeah.
Just one, one article.
Or is it like all the outlets are like, everyone says, because you were.
No, no, I know.
I think I just said one article.
Is it Desereto?
Dexertrecho?
Is it Des Mois?
Because it's like, you know, if it's like one of those, okay, I don't know.
I think it was a trade.
I'm trying to see.
Well, it should be done now, huh?
Like, I mean, too many people have left, or you think there's more coming this week.
I don't know.
And also, it's weird that they're doing it like, it's like person by person.
That's what someone's like, it sounds like it's like these deaths are just coming, you know, like hunger game status.
Like we lost another.
Image in the sky.
Yeah, it is very odd.
It is, yeah, I'm very sad about Heidi.
I think she was amazing.
But again, eight seasons, I do think, like, she probably wants to leave.
Yeah.
They all seem like they want to at some point.
Like, it's, like, high anxiety.
Like, it's a lot.
Devin Walker described his departure as, like, or his time being on SNL is, like, great, but also, like, stressful.
Yeah.
So I think that's, like, the general consensus you get for most people on that show is, like, wasn't there a whole sketch?
Wait, who did it?
There was a whole sketch about having, oh, what's his name?
Bill Hater.
I don't love him, but he's talked about how he didn't show up to SNL 50 because he has a lot of anxiety.
So then when he went to host, they did like a whole sketch about having anxiety from doing the show or something.
So I think it's a very common thing.
So I think some people just maybe want to leave because it's probably more high pressure than you think.
I mean, it's no joke.
It's Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday.
It's like your whole life.
I don't think you can do anything else, literally.
Oh, okay.
So Lauren did an interview with Puck News.
That's where it came from.
Okay.
And he, this was back in August 22nd.
He did an interview with Puck News teasing major changes that will be coming.
and he said it'll be announced in a week or so
and that he delayed major switchups
because of the 50th celebration.
So he's kind of saying like this is my decision.
Yeah.
I don't know.
I feel like maybe he says that to say face too.
Maybe.
To me it's just like I don't know if anyone would like
not say the reason why.
You know what I mean?
I think one of them too came on and said like, you know, like we're fine.
Like we're not because people were like so like,
what the heck like yeah i don't know like i said i know the meal was the one that was like i'm
surprised this sucks but i didn't hear anything i don't know it is a lot of people yeah well hopefully
they gave pay raises to everyone staying because everyone's been there bowen's been there a long time
who else's on oh um kinen thompson what's it oh keenan love that he's gonna be there forever
i love it stay keen he must god i wonder if he gets a pay raise he should he must right he's
been there so long he'll probably take over for loren like someone's take over for
Lauren when he leaves.
Like maybe that's why he's staying so long.
Are the weekend update people there still?
Michael Chey and Colin Jost.
Neither of the hosts have confirmed or denied
that they might not return.
So there's a rumor that the Michael Shea and Colin Jose are going to be out to.
Okay, Bowen Yang Matt Rogers.
Time to host Weekend Update.
I love it for them.
Oh, my God.
That would be amazing, actually.
Or you and Bowen Weekend Update.
Would love.
I don't know if we're quite the iconic duo that they are as Lost Culture
Drista's is number one, but I will step in, of course.
If anyone needs me on SNL, I will be there.
Yeah, I did love when Amy Polar and Tina Faye did it together.
That was kind of everything.
I wonder if they ever had a girl.
I guess the original one was a woman.
No.
Dan Aykroyd?
I can't remember.
Well.
Lauren?
Call me.
Call me TikTok that one.
You remember that guy that wanted the audition?
Who?
I talked about him before in a year.
He was so cringe.
He'd made an audition tape.
Oh, my gosh.
Now's the time past him,
Warren Michaels, or me, honestly.
I think it's probably really hard
to, like, do impressions
and also coming up with characters.
Like, you know, I hate characters.
True, that is.
You just like playing variations of yourself.
So, yeah.
If I can be myself in every sketch 10 times a night,
sure, yeah, I love to do it.
Yeah, creating that kind of stuff seems difficult.
Well, I guess the flip side of everyone leaving
is there's new people coming on board.
So that's exciting.
I love to see.
I love to see new people on there.
Who was the one, Michael Longfellow?
I did like him.
That's the one everyone was gagged over a few years ago when he joined the cast.
I did like him.
But maybe he's doing movies or TV show, you know.
Probably bigger and better things.
I love Essend.
I want to come back.
I don't know what the day.
Who's hosting?
It comes back October.
Actually, I do know that.
Man, everything's October.
Taylor Swift's album.
All right, September.
I know we just started, but let's get it over with.
We have October.
We have lots of things coming.
Halloween.
S&L.
Benson Boone
reheating your nachos.
Have you seen this?
Yes.
What?
How can you tell me?
Number one Benson Boone hater.
I should have known.
Which is a fan.
It was a fan.
Actually, though?
Yes.
What's he doing?
So it started when Benson Boone
covered in Adele song,
which is kind of Tanna's nachos,
if you think about it.
She really isn't in her down here.
Tara is, yes.
When I think of Adele presently,
I do think of Tana Mojo.
Yes.
And he did a cover of
when we were young at his American Heart World Tour in August 25th,
and it went viral because everyone said if he closed your eyes,
it does sound like Adele and not Benson Boone.
And then he recently followed it up with a cover of Shallow.
And I think there was a, I think he saw the clips of Moses coming after him and was like,
check this one out.
Check this one.
I'm going to cover shallow.
Shallow's crazy.
Do people know him for covering shallow?
No.
Does he have any association with shallow?
No, none.
never heard him talk about a star is born oh is he still on tour i think the tour started recently
well just wait if there's king titter black parade he is stealing the air as at trish um
hate it right like why is he doing shallow like that's not your song
that's not you know what i mean at least mine got like five million views it's like you know
you probably got five million views too is he a little monster
do we have any knowledge of that any prior knowledge of that because that doesn't also make
sense like unless you went viral for it you know it's like stick to queen you know we saw you do
that that's great we love that I don't like people coming for that especially that song it's so random
it feels very pointed it feels yeah because it's like so long ago it came out yeah I guess she's
touring so maybe he's trying to compete with the mayhem is she still going is she still on the ball
mayhem ball let me see actually I don't know you know yeah it seems like to stop because I saw
speaking clips you know I never see any clips of buns and boon it's he just
started um oh yeah lady gaga is still going actually where's i'm in florida right now um
let me see it's actually never get clipped for doing your own songs it's only if he's doing
somebody else's song that is true only cover is that is crazy yeah what and um his stage
kind of looked like a scrotum i think it was supposed to be a heart but like the end of it
looked like the ball sack and then two little balls and then it went there's a catwalk
all the phone.
Yeah, that doesn't sound like a heart.
Why is it?
Why do they?
Can't walk for a heart.
Where is it?
I can find the phone.
He pointed it on purpose, huh?
Like, I don't think that, like, gets past anybody.
Like, what it looks like.
Well, his tour is called the American Heart Tour and...
American Heart on tour.
Right?
American Heart.
What does that mean?
I think that's his album name.
Oh.
He is a little Americana...
Is he American?
Oh, wait.
What?
Yeah, he was on American Idol, and he is...
But is he American?
I think he's from Salt Lake, because he used to be Mormon.
Oh, God, that explains so much, actually.
He looked...
That's crazy.
I really thought he was like a...
Australian or something.
Like, yeah, I don't know, European, English, British, something.
That's crazy.
I really did.
I thought, okay, we'll love that.
Well, no, I don't love that, actually.
Salt Lake is, it seems to, I don't know.
This is the stage.
Well, okay, I see.
Oh, yeah, that's crazy.
I see the heart.
Oh, my God.
Okay, that was on purpose.
That's crazy.
I think you have to blur it.
I don't even think Jimmy can show it.
That's crazy.
That's wild.
Okay.
Benson Boone, I don't know.
I'm telling you, he's giving me Maroon 5.
Have we met a Benson Boone fan?
You know what I mean?
We like him.
We acknowledge his talent.
Garian really likes Benson Boone.
Okay, well.
He really does.
Like, really?
Like, is he going to see him on tour?
No, thank you.
Okay.
So it's not like a fan fan fan.
Yeah.
I feel like there's fans that, like, go out and see him, but I don't know who they are.
I mean, it's sold out really quickly this tour.
Kitty Cinderella is a fan of his.
She interviewed him.
I think I would say no if they ask to be on the podcast.
Do you know what I mean?
Like, you know we want everybody.
Right?
He wants to have been supposed.
I feel like you have to say, yes, because there's so much for you guys to work out.
Like what?
It's almost like.
Also, our chairs are so tall, so high.
You know, we want to see him.
Flip?
Get on them.
I thought we were going to talk about his ite or something.
I was like, like, climb up.
He would hit.
these lights for sure yeah okay no Benson Boone hate I guess it's that hate we're just
talking about you know safety and safety well that stage the name of the tour I don't love the
shallow cover maybe a little bit a little bit of Benson Boone light shade light shade yeah yeah no hate no
hate for sure don't send hate to Benson Boom I like him he does give me theatrical vibes like he seems
like he could be in little trouble horrors or something like that you know what I mean
as a seymour.
It's the mustache.
The mustache gets me.
I don't love a mustache
unless Moses or Bert Reynolds is wearing it.
I don't want it.
He at least
seems a little campy to me.
Maybe it's just that one Zach saying
interview clip or...
That part was great.
Yeah.
I didn't recognize him.
That's what I'm saying.
It didn't even look like the same person.
I did not recognize it.
That was great.
Yeah, this little moments
and I'm like, oh, that's so camped to me.
But I don't even think that was camp.
I think he was just like, didn't know.
I think he was just like, oh, I'm talking to you.
But I was with him on that.
Honestly, that was the way Zach singing.
the way Zach said it he's like
who are you talking to
and he's like the way Zach said it was weird
I'm talking to you
like the big pause
oh yeah yeah I
I blame Zach on that one
well good for him everyone's on tour
he's like the only one on tour though for the fall so I guess he's like
that monopoly because who else is all there right now
yeah right I feel like a lot of people finish
well I guess Lady Gaga is still going for a bit
Katie Perry's still going for
bit too. Is she? Yeah. Oh right, you said in December. Yeah. So there's still a few.
98 degrees. Go see them. Go see them today. I would go see Asher Simpson. If I have to pick someone
right now, it's Ashley Simpson. Oh, no, it's MCR. I'm Sierra has two shows left. So, but aside from them
then, yeah. I am excited for your take on this. Nick Jonas's bedroom confession.
He said he thinks beds are only for sleeping. He said, I don't sit on the bed. I don't eat on the
bed. I don't read a book in bed or watch TV.
I can't do it.
And he doesn't also like to be under the covers.
He said, I just don't like to get warm.
I run hot.
It's a whole thing.
He said his wife, Priyanka, will watch TV in bed, but he will not.
He'll pull up a seat and watch it next to her.
Did we not talk about this on hot topics?
Do I have any Javu?
I remember reading about it.
Oh, maybe I talked about with Tanna.
Okay.
Because I swear we're talking about, but I love it.
Okay.
No, in the words of Tana Mojo, sociopath.
We were at Cheesecake Factory
She was selling for her
Maybe that's why I had deja vu
She was filming for her channel
And then she said it
That was the first thing she said out of her mouth
Because I was reading the quote to her
And she said she said out of her
And she got put her to my Shane Dawson
Just like
But they kind of honestly like
Because she will order food
She'll eat like
Oh we're having Cheesecake Factory
She'll warm this up tonight
And eat it in bed
And it was like nachos
It was like pulled cheese
Like whatever
And I was like
Then we brought the Nick Jonas thing
I think if you don't sit in your bed
That's weird
Okay eating I get
Like eating
Yeah, you get crumbs, you get ants
But like
Tara loves that, but
Right
I think most people would be on the Tyra, Tanna
Everybody else's side
I don't think anyone's on Nick Jonas
Sometimes I think people say this to be a little quirky
Because there's just no way
If your wife's in bed watching TV
You pull up a chair
That's the weird part
Because even if I didn't like it
I would want to be next to you
Yeah
Like you could only watch TV or whatever
But to bring a chair next to the bed
It's like with the person ill or something
Like you're just that feeling
Maybe he's
Maybe she had sniffles
But would you
Watch TV in bed
Eat in bed
Well yeah
All of it
I wouldn't
I don't like eating in bed
Because I don't like
The feeling of crumbs
But I definitely like
Will work in bed
Or read
In bed
Like I'll hang out in the bed
You know what I mean
I'll do every other
Activity in there
What does that mean
Because you know
Like you have a little chip crumb
And then you feel it like
You know
It hurts
It hurts when you have those like sharp
In your thumbs
No like if you eat
Like in bed
on the bed and you get to sleep.
And then you're laying on the bed and you lay on the crumb.
Leave crumbs.
Like,
eat over your bag.
I hate people who have crumbs.
You're more crumbier than I am too.
When we eat dinner, like, for some reason, you always have crumbs.
I never do.
Like, you eat over your plate.
Like, I don't know how you have so many crumbs and other food everywhere.
Because I have a tray.
The tray is my plate.
Like, it's like on the tray.
No, no, no, no.
There's plates.
We have plates.
And then it's over the plate on the tray.
because it's you know a cheesecake they send you like bread
oh yeah so I'll have the bread separately like with like little butter or something
but crack it over your plate crack it over the plate there's so many but I have a tray the tray
the tray is my plate no matter what should we always have more crumbs everywhere and I never
do and but same thing in the bed like okay just eat over your bag you don't have to have crumb
I never have crumbs in the bed like eat over it eat over it I don't eat it I don't eat in a bed
okay not you you eat over it like if there's crumbs in the bed that you feel I don't
eat in the bed because you're scared of the crumb feeling but just don't have crumb
in bed but also
Darian spills everything so
he is we eat just on the table
and then sometimes like if we're watching TV
and he wants to eat like I'll make him stand up
because he can't sit on the sofa with
like eating something because he will spill
he will spill so
okay so Darren can be in the chair yeah
so look this is a different issue
he has to stand up eating
yeah he can because we have a new sofa
and we don't have a coffee table anymore because the sofa's too big
so he oh wait what he has to stand up eating
you has to either stand
Like in the living room, if he wants to watch something while eating a snack, he has to stand or he has to sit on the floor.
Wait, wait a trip cheers?
We have a sofa, but he's not allowed to eat on the sofa because he spills.
Who says everything?
I say that.
Yeah.
Why don't you put a blanket down?
We do, but he just spills so much that he's just banned.
But you can wash the blanket.
Still, it's too risky.
So he's standing your sitting?
Are you standing with him?
We sit together to eat dinner at like our table, but if he wants to eat a snack while we're watching.
watching a show or something, he has to sit,
either sit on the floor or stand up, like, on the side.
That is wild.
But it also goes for me, too.
I don't eat on the sofa either because I'm not scared of staining it, but.
You're not scared of staining it.
I am.
Like, I won't eat anything.
What kind of sofa do you guys have?
It's from CB2.
What is that?
Crayan barrel, too.
Oh, I didn't, okay.
And, uh...
So you just don't want to ruin the scouch?
Yes.
I mean, our couch is custom, and we have spots everywhere.
We have stuff everywhere all over it.
And, you know, there's plastic, this clear plastic.
Oh, yeah, plastic on the furniture.
Yeah, that's cute.
You should do that.
This isn't cultures that cover all their surface.
Yeah, my grandma used to do that.
Okay, I don't love that.
It's also from Little Top Horace.
They're like, there's plastic on the furniture.
And the Beyonce song.
Oh, they talk about, oh, so it's cool.
It's it.
You should do that.
That's weird.
That's honestly, like, not even have a snack on the couch?
No.
Because when we first moved in together, like, that first week,
he ate a chocolate chip cookie on the sofa we had at the time.
and you hated it right away from the beginning.
No, he dropped it and then he didn't know.
And so then he was like sitting on top of this chocolate chip
and then it rubbed in all over the sofa.
But was he annoyed or you?
I was annoyed.
The first week?
It was my, and then he and there was another thing too
where like our headboard is also fabric.
Somehow he stained that as well and I forgot.
This was all like the first week.
So he's just always staining things.
Oh, my.
Well, he's just in the first week you forgive things.
You're like, oh, whatever.
I forgave, but I have not forgotten.
That's crazy.
That's crazy you guys stay together for so long.
I feel like, you know, there could be certain deal breakers for people.
It sounds like it would be a deal breaker for a staining a couch.
I would be like, woo, you know?
Should we get the trays.
We have trish trays.
No, then he'll just get it on the tray.
Yeah.
That's most with the crumbs.
That's the purpose of the tray.
You can have the tray on him.
No, and there's just more crumbs to clean.
There's just one more place for you to get crumbs.
If you just do it on the table, I can just scoop it all up on the, at the edge of the table.
But now it's like, okay, we've got to get off the tray and the table.
It is crazy because you are a clean eater.
It's actually, like you eat more aesthetic than I do.
Bread has crumbs.
But not just bread, like other things too.
Like if I cook, it's only bread.
Brent's.
When I cook up, when we clean up after Brent, there's always so many crumbs there.
I always do.
Yeah, there is.
We did it yesterday.
I was cleaning up so many.
I mean, it's not a bad thing.
You eat very clean.
It's just like, I'm always shocked.
I think it was the whole table you were cleaning.
Not just me.
No, your section.
I know your section.
And I have crumbs too, but mine doesn't.
Because I had bread.
I had the bagel with my stuff.
Okay.
So that's.
Bread has crumbs.
When you eat from, like, Middle Eastern food, Mediterranean food, there's crumbs there.
I saw it that night.
Because there's bread.
Okay, so always, all right.
Nothing wrong with it.
I love you.
I love it.
I'm so messy.
I'm the messiest person.
You put up with way more than I do.
So just so we know, you just don't call me out.
Sorry, didn't mean to embarrass you.
Yeah, I don't feel embarrassed that.
Well, I don't know.
You're giving me a look like, why am I saying this?
No, I'm just, the price of it.
I guess you're surprised as there's crumbs falling off of bread.
I'm surprised.
Yeah, because I eat bread all the time in bed, actually.
And there's never crumbs there because I eat over the plate.
No, it's different when you have a sandwich.
Like, that's...
No, I eat the toast.
I eat toast and butter in bed.
It's crunchy, and I never get one crumb on there.
Never.
I don't know how people get crumbs.
Unless, like, yeah, your toddler, like Malbu or something, but...
She does spill.
She loves to spill.
But, you know, we always clean them.
What was yesterday?
something. And she had a bowl of something. It was like, oh, she's going to spill it.
And then she ended up spilling it everywhere. Oh, it was the chip. She had the chip bag.
And she's like, she just like dumped it upside down and all the chips came out like, no.
And my mom's like, I'm like, we should get a vacuum. My mom's like, or just get Elvis in here
because Elvis will just eat the crumbs. And she kind of did. Elvis did go for it. We cleaned it up
obviously, but Elvis will go for the crumbs. And I guess the big to you was Tanna on Jeff
FM. Did you watch Jeff FM? All the time.
I guess me every time.
Love Jeff FM.
Do you watch it?
Did you watch the whole one?
Because one time you said you watched it all.
I watched the whole one of, okay.
I tried to watch you on Jeff FM.
I could only get halfway through just because it was a little sensory overload.
Not just the environment.
Wait, really?
The environment.
Yes.
Me too.
And never going back.
And then I did watch the Toddy Smith one in Fool, which was a journey.
And then I clocked back in for.
Tanna on Jeff FM last night yeah yeah I saw clips I didn't see the whole thing
well Tanna had told me in person I saw her Friday and she's like I can't I can't keep going back
on Jeff because he's always the drama and she's trying to get away from drama she's like
Jeff do not understand like this is why I left this is why I'm stopping canceled I don't want to be
in the drama I don't want to be part of the drama but he did she did tell me she I got a recap
from Tana I think Jeff Wittick Jeffrey Wittick I think is the messiest straight man on YouTube I have
to say that was my deduction from the episode I was like this man is
a little diabolical.
So tell me how it happened, because I, I don't know if I wanted to watch it, because
she just gave me the recap that Todd was, like, standing ten toes down that he was in
the right.
And she was, there's no reason for me to lie about this.
Like, she was like, there's no reason that I would have to lie about this.
I was like, yeah, it's Todd.
Like, if you're going to lie about someone, it'd be like David Dobrick or someone that
someone that someone cares about and talks about.
You know what I mean?
No one's talking about this, except for us because we're like weirdly in this niche
hole of me being part of that group and, you know, like Dana and, but no one else cares
outside of us, you know?
So anyway, so she sits down and he's like, let's call Todd right away.
How's it happen?
Yeah, it was kind of a surprise.
So Jeff and Tanna were talking about like the Todd interview and Tanna was giving her opinion, like her stance on it about like, oh, he just like came on here and lied.
Like I was so when I arrived because it was right when she arrived at this premiere for a Paramount movie, I think it was that Margarabi one.
But she was like, I just arrived on the red carpet.
I was sober at the time.
I was drunk later on that night, of course.
But I just got there.
So I'm not going to be showing up wasted on the carpet.
And then she said that she saw Todd and Zane.
And then it was at the time where Tanna was going really, really hard for Jeff and like standing up for him a lot.
And Todd had said something to her like there are two sides of this story, Tanna.
And Tana went what like Jeff and the crane?
And then he, Tana said that he just got in her face and was like yelling at her about it.
And she doesn't remember like exactly what he said, but she does remember that he like got on her face.
And like I feel like too, this is just my two cents.
But I feel like too as she talked about it too, like her experience as a woman, like even though she hates like playing that card.
But I feel like you do remember if you're like a small girl, like a, you know, a six foot guy yelling at you at a event.
Like it's something poor memory, you know.
Yeah, a guy yelling anyway is at a girl.
It's like whatever.
There's so many things that go in the guy.
This is one thing that should go on a girl's favor is like a guy shouldn't yell at a girl and aggressively. And Todd is, Todd is my least favorite of all them. You know, harmless. Not much happening. But, you know, it's like like, blog squatter? No. Yeah. Yeah. At least Zane and Heath are bringing something. They're funny. They're bringing something. There's never a storyline revolving around Toddy Smith. You know what he mean. And there's nothing wrong with that. He's just like a bystander. He had stories. Well, he was always, you know, the one that would be, yes. Date someone that was more relevant.
and more famous, Natalie, Corinna.
Let me, O'Brien.
And there's nothing wrong with that.
Girls do that all the time.
They date someone that has more status, more brain cells, more money, whatever it is, to
get elevated.
And that's why he was featured, but rarely even then.
You know what I mean?
Like, I think he even tried and he was dating Natalie.
Oh, I'll get featured more, but it still wasn't.
Still wasn't working.
Because I remember when I left, Natalie would get featured more.
And Todd was never there.
Do you know what I mean?
Good for Natalie.
Okay, they need a girl.
Okay, step in.
But Todd, no.
anyways
and he was always kind of mean
he was oh I have a whole story
but that's a whole other thing
he was so rude too like I
have a whole little Coachella thing about him
but we'll say that for a different time because we're on
a time crunch but he
was such a asshole about something
and I'm I don't say that story but also
does anyone care no even when I'm writing the book
I'm like a Totsman story will not
will not make the book
even though he was an asshole he was rude nobody
cares at the end of the day
but Tama does care because it happens
to her and I'm with her on this it's like don't yell at me what do you mean like and she was um
i don't even want to use the word of upset but she was perturbed because when todd did come on jeff
him um his angle was that he was completely sober and tana was drunk and she came up to them
and was trying to like butt in to take a photo um with todd and zane which again that also
doesn't really sound like something tana would do yeah i need to be in this photo with the two
the least interesting people of the vlog squad.
You know what I mean?
Like, no, she's going to button a photo with David and who was he with at the time?
I don't know.
Who was in that group back then?
Scotty, nobody cares about him either.
I don't know.
Who's big in that group?
I guess Zane.
Okay, maybe she didn't.
Maybe she did.
I picked her with Zane and Todd.
Okay, let me photo bond this.
But weird, like, I don't know.
Like, she was so pro Jeff at the time that, like, I can't really.
Yeah.
And they were still, like, David Associates.
at that, Zane and Jeff,
Zane and Todd were David Associates at the time.
So it's still like,
it's hard to imagine how that went down.
I so need like a witness.
If you were at that premiere,
that one Paramount,
me reaching out to the Paramount employees.
Yeah.
I'm like,
I believe Tanna,
because I think Tanna,
like,
she is,
she gets details right.
You know what I mean?
Like,
I feel like she's not someone
who just makes up.
I don't ever think there's a time
where she just,
like, lying about anything, right?
Like, if you think about the Mindy situation,
anything,
leave her on this one. I think Todd, I've known
to lie about things. So I
known him to lie about things. I know Tanna not to lie
about things. I'm going to believe Tana on this one.
Tana obviously is an embellisher in her story
times, but I think when it comes
So, yes, I'm lying.
And when, especially when it's
like things about like
her, like this is kind of more
serious. It's not like, you know, lighthearted. He
me with the tooth. Like this is more like where she was like
trying to be entertaining. Like this wasn't
this story is not like her trying to be an entertainer
it's her, like, actual experience.
So when it comes to that stuff that, like, is a real thing, like, she's pretty, you know,
straightforward with it.
And did she not, she didn't name him when she first told the story, did she?
No, she did, yeah.
Right away from the beginning?
I, I think so because I knew it was Toddy for years.
And I, I don't remember that.
She said, oh, somebody from that group yelled at me.
I thought it was that, but maybe not.
Because anyways, either way, like I said, it was never a story time.
It was never sensationalized.
It was never whatever.
Yeah.
And so Jeff surprised her with a FaceTime from Todd.
And I think Todd was even kind of surprised you.
I don't know if he really knew what was happening.
Sounds like Jeff.
He definitely calls people.
Yeah.
And Tanna was kind of sweet about it.
She was like, well, I know that, you know, this is a good friendship for you to have.
I like that it was healing or whatever.
And then there goes Jeffrey would have been like, oh, that's so gay.
I'm like, oh, my God.
Yes.
I'm like, Jeffrey, let's get it together here.
I really think, oh, my God.
That's sad.
I feel like something, okay.
I'm not going to speculate.
That's sad.
That's so sad.
Like, what do you mean?
What?
Friendship with just another straight guy is gay.
Oh, I hate.
I hate.
I know.
Jeffrey, we got to get it together over there.
Oh, my God.
That's ick.
He gives me anick.
I was like, oh, that's not.
Yeah.
But, yeah, he did surprise his Tiana with, like, the Todd face time.
And it was pretty awkward because they each firmly believe their stories.
Like, neither of them are willing to, like, concede.
So it was kind of awkward.
And Todd was also drunk a lot back.
then, so I do have to believe that.
Like, I don't know him now.
I don't know his story.
Like, yeah.
Vood was for him.
Yeah, he was a drinker all the time and he was.
He was rude.
I will say, of all the people in the vlog squad, he was the only one who was ever, like, nasty
rude to my face, like, mean.
And he'd only, now that I'm thinking about it pattern with women, because why it was
only females.
And I remember he'd get girls his face, like, so now that I think about it, because
none of the other ones were like rude, even if I was rude to them.
Jeff, okay, he walked away.
Like, I'd give him credit.
He walked away when he saw me.
But, yeah, Todd was asshole, like, to, like, my face.
not like yelling at my face but he was like
especially in the group chats
it was always Todd like he always had something to say
all the other guys kind of just like
left me alone so no I'm kind of more on
yeah always on Tana's High no matter what but now
thinking about evidence it's like he didn't
I have caught him in lies he was mean to me
he wasn't asking to me
and yeah and he changes his tune now he changes the tune about David which
rightfully so but it's like you're a flip flopper
you're flip flopping too much you know so it's just
like I think he has to stand
ten toes down as the kids say because like
he's made such a big deal about this story but
like you said no one was really there
unless someone like you said has multiple
angles yeah there had have been somewhat
because it's a you know a premiere or whatever
there had have been some employees on
boots on the ground so
we need to interview them
if you're a witness to this we will interview you
I just don't know my credibility
lies in Todd but
yeah the whole
that concept of Tana Moja being like
I need a photo with Toddy Smith at this
premiere is crazy there's Margo
Robbie, like, 10 feet away.
I forget what movie she said it was.
I know it was the Marga Robbie one.
Let me see.
Because when I first heard about it, I was like, oh, that's like a random for Babylon.
That's what it was, I think.
Oh, how fun.
Yeah, at a premiere.
I thought it was like an event for David or something like that.
No, it was a paramount.
Oh, yeah.
No, that's didn't happen.
There's no way.
She was like, I need a photo with them.
Also, a weird thing.
So he said she wanted a photo and he like, yeah, he pushed.
He like, he like, he pushed her out of the photo.
Well, didn't push.
She said he put his hand up.
And he's like, didn't touch her.
And I was like, that's weird.
So you just said, go, but didn't, no.
Oh, my God.
If he did that happen, it sounds like it.
Oh, it's weird.
Why would you push her out of the way?
Like, the whole thing is odd.
Or put your hand up.
I don't know.
The whole thing.
He's like, no, I didn't push her.
I didn't touch her, but my hand was up.
Yeah, the whole thing is so odd.
And I feel like Jeff's intentions were, yes, to be messy.
But also, I feel like he does want to, like,
be guilt free about his friendship with Todd now oh you know what I mean because Tanna did say that too
it's like it is like one of those things where like you go so hard for someone and then you're like
yeah F this person blah blah blah and then that person goes and becomes friends yeah I would side
eye Jeff like what do you mean I was like so with you team and then Jeff was also like well
at least I defended you when Todd was there whatever and I was like no you didn't Jeffrey
because when Todd was like oh yeah she was drunk and she came out to me you were Jeff was like
Oh, Tanna.
He said that.
I was like, Jeffrey is rewriting.
No.
He had no defense.
Yeah, I don't like it.
It's all messy.
If you want to be,
your, his friend,
fine, leave Tana out of it.
You know, if you have to like make it right,
make it right, like, privately and be like,
okay, I'm friends with him.
Don't be mad of me.
Tanna won't be mad.
She's like the last person to hold a grudge.
You know, she forget his friends all the time.
If they, like, slept with her boyfriend or whatever, you know,
slept with guys.
She liked, so, eh, I don't buy it.
I think Jeff was trying to be messy.
Tana's just too sweet.
Yeah.
Todd is just, I don't, I don't really know what he's...
Jeff is great.
And then the rest of the internet, he was pulling up every, like, TMZ article about Tanna and, like, putting it on the screen and having her, like, talk.
I'm like, Jesus Christ, it's messy boots.
I know.
He was messier that, like, if he was a woman, people would be like, oh, this messy drama channel.
Like...
Right.
Women are gay, honestly.
If he was gay, people would be like, wow, he's prying into females' lives like this, you know what I mean?
But it's like, he gets away with it.
Why?
because he's good-looking and had, like, an injury.
At some point, we have to get him a little accountable, you know?
I think we let them pass a little too much.
I love Jeff, so I say this out of love.
Like, let's get it together.
Oh, my God.
Let's learn about things in 2025.
At least Todd's on the right side of history now, I guess.
I guess that's one thing as far as the Jeff and David thing.
The Tanna thing, I guess.
He did say he loves Tanna, would like to be her friend.
go hiking and run you and play the piano with her but we'll see if that he would love i'm sure you
would love that he's trying anything now now that david's not his friend said tanna you look
beautiful he was really he was laying it on thick i did like scottie sire more than toddy for the
record so i i do feel right about that i was another although i did like toddy so i can't brag too
much did you no never i never did i interviewed him i interviewed him many a time crazy you're
the only one the only one no hate to toddy smith glad you're doing better
Yeah.
I think he went on tour.
Yeah, he played the drums at Scotty's tour.
I know everything.
Yeah.
I was Stan.
All right.
You got one here.
Love that.
That is crazy.
You were his fan.
Like, literally don't know one.
But, okay.
What was the shirt they wore, like, mocha's, like a mocha drink or something?
And I was like, why are we advertising?
It was like his clothing grim.
And he was trying to make it a thing.
And I was like, I don't think you'd make mocha.
I'm not.
Anyways, I'm being mean because he was.
mean to me and I haven't quite let it go but I'm sure it's fine I'm sure he's moved on
I'm sure he's matured and always team Tanna but shout out for being friends with Jeff
Jeff we need to talk to you about a lot of homophobia and all this stuff yeah but
give you a pass for now but we need to teach all right you guys well it is uh it was a holiday
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