Just Trish - Jeff Wittek on Fatherhood, His Worst Eye Surgery Yet & Becoming an LGBT Icon

Episode Date: April 8, 2025

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has concerns about gambling, visit connectsontario.ca. Probably just talk to everybody. Shane Dawson. You could probably go at like Jeffree Star. No! All these people that you...

I forgive all of them except for David. If you had rabies, you'd probably... Oh, you think I'd go more? Shane Dawson, you... That'd be crazy if you had rabies. Could you imagine you on rabies? I might. That's probably why I hack the way. Sheen Dawson, you're going to fall in love with me. That'd be crazy if you had rabies.

Could you imagine you on rabies? I might. That's probably why I act the way I do. Why is he still saying, like, trying to act like he likes girls? Well, it's not even that, but it's just like he's talking about how many girls he gets and how many hookups he has. And I'm like, so interesting. Sounds like you're saying that because you're not.

Test, test. Why don't I have the sparkly? Isn't there usually some rhinestones on here? Is that true? No, it's not. It's just mine. What type of stuff is that? It's not misogynistic. It is a misogynistic show.

It's not. No, don't say that. No, because you hate me. No, what? Are we rolling? Did we start yet? We started. We started? What's the deal?

I look on these like I'll search my name on Google every day, right? You know how you try to do it? No, I'm kidding. But I searched something up and I saw like Trisha says who was the worst, most awkward podcast guest of all time. And you said me. We're very awkward together.

What the f***? I love coming over here. Yeah, I enjoy it. And people like it. That sounded fake. I enjoy coming over here. Yeah, I enjoy it. And people like it. That sounded fake. I enjoy coming over here. I enjoy our relationship now at this time in our lives. Yes, I agree. But it is always awkward. Because for some reason, I don't mean to be this way.

Right before we had lunch, I was like, just be nice. And I was like, am I not nice? And for some reason, I get very defensive around you. I get very aggressive. You're like, I'm homophobic or something. I got more gays on my team than you. That's definitely not true. If you do the math, you're straight.

You're a husband, obviously. He doesn't identify fully straight, no. Are you serious? Is it true? Good for you. Whatever it is, whatever you're comfortable with, be yourself. But he's not fully straight. Don't hide anything.

We don't have a fully straight on our team. We do not have one. We're fluid, yeah. Actually? Not one. That's tough to beat. Our editor is Jimmy, gay. Oscar, gay.

Devin on that line, gay. My hair and makeup, gay. My Oscar might be. Like, he likes Bad Bunny. Give me one gay on your team. The lesbians that run my products, my partners, they're both lesbian. Okay, that's two. Yeah.

Well, one's my partner. One is just that she used to work at e-commerce for Sephora. So I brought in the brains of the gays from Sephora and stuff like that. Okay, so she's the partner. Behind my product line. My assistant, Ivan, is my executive assistant. He likes to be called because he's not just no regular assistant. I don't need to tell him what to do.

He figures out what I need done for my life. And he's the gayest but the best assistant I could ever have. And who else is gay? That's it. Three. No. And my housekeeper. That's dope, right?

But gay to straight ratio, we win. But gay white man. Older than me. Yeah, that part. That's crazy. Okay. No, no, no. Anyways, I win.

He's like my dad, though. Jeff, this is why. He's like my dad. That's crazy. No, I pay him. I don like my dad. He's like my dad. That's crazy. No, I pay him. I don't even know how much he asked for. I'm just like, just, you know, you run my bank account too. He's also, my housekeeper also does help me with some finances.

He's like a really, all my, all my guys are overachievers. They should not be working for my crew. Oh, do you want to bring him in? Yeah. This is new nerf. New nerf. Oh, wait. So cute. You can move the pillow if you want. This is my new pup. He kind of just sleeps everywhere. Hi. I was just saying, he's so cute, but I never know what to do with dogs. I'm always like, hi. He's very chill. You hold them, just like you have babies. How do you

not know what to do with a puppy dog? A dog is very different than a baby. Like, its body is bony, but it's cute. You can do anything with him. I could do this. Look. See, he's only 17 pounds. Are you so happy? How long has this been? It's been one month together. And at first I was like, holy, I just get a dog. I'm going on tour in two weeks. And this is like pretty stupid, but I bring him everywhere. And he actually actually he is like a little service dog companion and i got the stuff for him through like a kind of sketchy way because i like got it done overnight and like he's registered to every airline as a service animal yeah and he's he don't even know what the hell he's doing right now he don't know where he is he brings you comfort i can tell you

came in with him and i could tell that you were just good and like happy because you know they'll know he's a service dog because i saw your eye and i was like oh oh my God, I don't think I've ever seen your eye in person. And I was like, oh. He's my seeing eye dog. Yeah, I can't. Do you tell people that? No, he don't know where to walk anyway. He follows me.

Here, hold him. Why are you so scared of dogs? I don't know how to do it with one hand. Oh my God. Just hold him any way you want. It's like me holding a baby. When I hold a baby, I hold him out like this. I'm like, I don't know how to do this.

This is cute. But he's a soft little puppy, right? like this. I'm like, I don't know how to do this. This is cute. But he's a soft little puppy, right? You know what? He's very tame for a puppy. Six months, you said? He's very tame. I trained him. You did yourself. Stop it. You did not. This is why you're the most awkward guest. I don't know what to cut, what to keep. I don't hit him. Isn't this so cute? We've got to get a picture together with him after this.

Can I take a picture of this right now? Because it's beautiful. Do I look okay holding him? And don't kill it for engagement. Like, you know how you have the babies for engagement? No, that's not why I have the babies. I'm just kidding. Is he looking? Goose.

Goose. Goose. Yeah, perfect. That's a great one. Are you snapping? Are you snapping it? No, I stop. I don't support them.

Remember Blood Money? I could take him because this looks so awkward. No, I love him. I don't know. I don't know what to do. I don't know. Okay. He's so cute. No, I love him. I don't know. I don't know what to do. I don't know. Okay. He's so cute.

No, he is so cute. Should I keep him for support or not? Whatever you want to do. I mean, he's cute, but if he's nervous. If he stinks. He don't stink, right? He doesn't stink now, but he's not going to fart or something. I mean, that's fine.

Baby's fart. Baby's poop. It doesn't matter. If he does, blame it on me. Okay. Anyways, back to this. Where were, it's fine. Baby's fart. Baby's poop. It doesn't matter. If he does, blame it on me. Okay. Anyways, back to this. Where were we going? Oh. I'm getting my life back together. I got a dog. They said don't do it. And I was like, you know what?

I'll get him an illegal service. Whatever. I got him a service dog pass. And now he's flying everywhere. He's loving it. He's out on tour. We hold him up like the Lion King to the audience and they go crazy. We do that with our babies too. They love that. Do you at the shows? Oh, well, not the shows oh well not the shows but that's like sensory overload for them yeah we haven't brought them out my yeah that i would love to bring them out but then what if they just start crying it's like all over tiktok does these babies just crying like what is she doing you know yeah

yeah we keep them home but yeah yeah uh but no sensory overload for this baby oh no he just chills he's really chill like he'll just chill this whole podcast like this Which is odd for a puppy, you know, and I told you he was given to me by a fan Uh liz she's just like somebody who's been watching me for a long time and she sees like, you know The stuff that i'm talking about on the on the podcast and she was like, yeah You seem like you're going through it So I just like I had this extra frenchie and I want you to have him because I know you had nerf And you know, I just want him to be loved and go to a home that he's gonna have like a good life you know and you like love your dogs right oh yeah yeah I would take him to Vegas I would run room service filet mignon get him or

like a t-bone steak and they chew on the bone for the whole week and how long has it been since Nerf passed away about um what is it a year time flies two yeah two years yeah but it's good time i'm ready i'm like all about it now i don't know a month in i was like make the wrong decision but now i'm like with the new puppy yeah because a lot with the training and stuff but no he's good so you trained so you've been on tour training and the eye surgery was when um eye surgery was three months ago it's still still f***ed up a little bit. It's crazy. Yeah, if you need to put your sunglasses on, you can.

I just was saying, it looks fine too. I just have never seen your eye up close. I don't think, I think you've always had glasses on in this show. Oh, who's an eye? Yeah.

It is nice just because it's f***ing bright. Is it in here? Yeah, no, put them on. Is that for makeup that it's so bright? It's for me being old. Too bright for me. Oh no, I'm not lighting in yours. My biggest fear is going on a male podcast with no lighting. That's why I'm like

the worst. I like to keep it dark and then we just put the spotlight on the guests. So we'll put the spotlight on you today. It's going to be fun getting you in my studio. Yeah, I'm very excited. We're journeying over to Hollywood to do Jeff FM after this, which is exciting because it's close to where we had our Starbucks run in. I would love to take you back to Starbucks and just get a coffee there and sit down together. And just have a little sit down at a coffee shop. You have great combos at a coffee shop. You ever just go sit down with somebody at a coffee shop for a meeting? No.

Me neither. Let's do it. The first time. Yeah, no phones taken out. Let's just sit there and eye contact the whole time. Sip coffee and just have a good old conversation about where we see ourselves in the future. Well, we're doing that now.

We're going to do that again at your podcast. I feel like we just need coffee and we'll be caught up. You know what I mean? Yeah, that's true. Okay. So where do we even begin? I guess tour is the fun part. Tour is going so fun.

Okay. This is crazy. So how did you come up with tour? Does someone approach you or you're like, I want to go on tour? At first, Tana was like, I want to do this podcast with you. I want to tour. I want to do all this stuff. And I was like, yo, Tana, slow down.

This is too much for me. I'm like having a panic attack in my head. And then she like just, you know, decided like, let's just get canceled going. And we'll like decide later on. Oh, how long ago was this? That she had this conversation? Well, we were going to, before she toured, I was thinking about going on tour with her. And I was just like a little,

I wasn't really feeling myself these past couple of years. So that's like a big jump into, I look at the tour as like, oh, this is almost like standup. And I figured that's the trajectory my career would take one day. But I am like a little like scared to jump right into it because I didn't really ever practice it. But when you go out there and you're talking to your audience, it's like you're just around with your friends. So I'm just having fun out there.

Like I was so intimidated by taking on a whole tour because I have days where I wake up and like my eyes swollen or hurts. And I'm like everything, guys. I can't do shit. I'm going out of the house. The podcast canceled. I pushed his neck this week. And they're like, it's Tricia. We can't cancel. I'm like, I don't care the podcast, cancel it, push his neck this week. And they're like, it's Tricia. We can't cancel.

I'm like, I don't care. We'll do it in six months, you know, whenever she's free again. So I just. Our schedules are hard to line up. Yeah. Both of us. This is our only day together. Yeah.

Yeah, it is. But I'm grateful. And I'm just, you know, like I'm at a good spot finally, like this touring, seeing people in real life and like actually just getting comfortable on stage because I was not comfortable on stage at all. Even when I was in the old days when I was with the old guy that you used to know. Did you guys tour together?

I would go around with him, and I'd see him do it, and I'd be like, wow, this is so impressive that he could do a comedy show, and he seemed so nervous before. In the background, he'd be like, backstage, he'd be like, I don't know what the fuck you're doing. Like, ah, shit, shit.

It sucks every time. And I'm like, is it like this every time for comedians? Oh. And he's like, yeah, it is. Oh. Speaking for all comedians. Yeah. So I was like, he was like, yeah, all comedians do this before.

And then I went on, on like our tour and Kyle, you've seen me before. I'm like this, who gives this is fun yeah I don't know if that's like a fair statement for all comedians I mean most people I know I don't have like a fully scripted set where it's like I need to remember every line so I'm not nervous about that because I do have stories that I like go-to stories that I tell like this one's a five minute story this will fill up that much time that we need but a lot of the stuff we just rehearse we'll make up the show after the meet and greet. We have like an hour.

So we'll come up with bits. And like if there's like any props required or anything. Because I'm with my crew also. Wait. So every show is different? Have you ever seen Jeff FM? I mean the podcast, yes. Every show is different.

Wait. But that's never how anyone does. Everyone, even Canceled, has the same stories. Every show is the same. Well, we have some of the same stories. There's like two the same stories, same thing. Like every show's the same. Well, we have some of the same stories. There's like two or three stories that are like five minutes long that are the same. But a lot of them are improv bits that can't be redone the same ever. So every time after a meet and greet, you're like, okay, let's think of the show.

Yeah. That's the, I've never heard anyone do that. We got one hour. It's like South Park when they have a week to make the show. It's like we got one hour. Let's make the show right now. And I got a good group of creative young minds with me back there. Like even Kyle's 25, but like Ryan is around 25 or whatever.

They're all like, you know, mid-20s guys. And, you know, they just like to around. They'll have a couple beers. I'll just be, you know, the leader. I make sure everything is running smooth. And so does Kyle a bit. But like we have this younger kid, Nick, who he like, should I say like, she might not like that. No. But you're like the Johnny Knoxville of this.

Yeah. I'm like the Johnny Knoxville. Wait, say it out loud. I promise I'll cut it. What were you going to say? You could edit it out, but just like wild, like, you know, I would never do that. Cause I'm up there. Like I could never think like I'm in front of, you know, this many hundred people. The eyes are, eyeballs aren't on him. He's off to the side and like a little. Which is surprising. Up on stage.

Okay. Because you were saying Johnny Knoxville and that kind of stuff. It sounds very like bro, but I was looking at your like clips from your live show and your meet and greets and it's like a lot of females. Yeah. It's not bro-y. So what? It's like, why don't you cater your show a little more to the female gaze?

It is to the female gaze are you going to have him tonight at your podcast? I hate a soundbite I hate a soundbite that is crazy whenever someone's just like you have trauma? I gotta respect your trauma yeah I hate a soundbite

when people do those in podcasts I'm like what? well that's the whole reason I wanted to get you down to my studio for the soundbite? yeah because the soundbites are what makes it that type of show we have callers we like do a bunch of wacky stuff like even on the uh tour we'll have callers call in you screen them yeah they're not live they're not just random cold callers no we'll call like tana if there's like an option to call tana she's great i called her in atlanta this on sunday and she answers right away She didn't know I was going to call her and she answered. And I'm like, what? I would never, if anyone FaceTimes me, I'm never answering. She answered

right away and it was so sweet. On stage? Yeah. That's insane. She was just so sweet. Well, it was a meet and greet and they, and everyone had like canceled. A lot of people had like canceled merch on. So there was like a lot of Tana fans and I usually would never, I'd never FaceTime Tana. Um, but she answered right away and she was so sweet and she answered questions for them. That's. That is Tana. She would do that. So nice. I know.

No one else. She has done it when I called her. One time I was live, and she was live at a show, and we wanted to set it up with a venue. Couldn't get – like the Wi-Fi wasn't good enough, so she just sent in a video, but we were trying to call from show to show. Oh, my God. Did it work? We just tore together at that point, you know? It's kind of fun.

I'll open up, and I'll have like the smaller smaller audience and then she could have a fill out later on. You know, don't underestimate your audience. Cause I was telling you over the weekend, I was in the South as like Texas, Atlanta, and I guess it's spring break this week. And there was a bunch of like bros, not a bunch. I'll say four bros that came up to me and they were like, huge fan of Jeff. Like, can I get a picture? I was just like, that's crazy. And then they were like, say hi to Jeff. Then another person came up to me and said the same thing. Like, I don't need a picture, but just tell Jeff I love him. Like, it was never happened. This was from Houston

to Atlanta and then Dallas to Houston. Damn. Yeah, but they were, I've never had, I don't leave my house much, but it was a shock actually to hear that because I just, you know, before I actually come up for someone else's behalf. It's either the gays and the, that community from you guys.

And look, I'm just diverse. I cut hair in a barbershop, cut any type of ethnicity, race, different type of hairstyle. For the girls that come to your show, since there are so many, what is in it for the girls? Like what do you bring for them um a very entertaining genuine real show with uh live you know improv jokes it's not all fake and scripted like if you do come to a couple shows you'll hear a couple of the same stories but it's really interactive we have a lot of stuff where we like uh we'll do bits with the crowd and oh you do crowd work yeah Matt right over here just talking to people and- Yeah, well, I didn't think I was gonna be

a comedian comedian. Like I was always scared of that, but fuck it. I don't care to be the best at it as long as I'm just having fun. Like this is what has been like laid on my plate right now and this opportunity and I'm just trying it and it's so much fun and I can't really do the barbershop show right now

because my eye is still healing. And that's like what I would be here doing. And since I can't do it, if I was just here mad about that, I'd be depressed as hell. Yeah. But since I put so much work on my plate and so much traveling, and I'm just saying yes to a lot of things I would say no to in the past four years. And I don't even have time to be sad. I'm just keeping it super busy. So you're feeling good?

Yeah, feeling great. And you're traveling, how many cities is your tour? 15. How many have you done? Four. Okay, so you're getting through it. But I feel like I've been doing comedy for 20 years already. Wait, really?

Yeah, when I go on stage, the first 10 minutes, it's just me. And just bullshit about the town we're in or whatever. And it's just so fun. And do you just make that up off the cuff too just whatever time you're in the day of the flight or the like i said after that meet and greet i usually tell the meet and greet i'm like look i'll stay here and talk to you guys for hours but i gotta go make the show because we don't have a show yet yeah and they're like you're crazy but i'm being serious like we're figuring it out back there how many do you meet with at the shows like how many meet meet and greets do you do? Do you know?

I top it off at 50 for the meet and greets because it's just I'll talk too much. Yeah, I get the same way too. Yeah, we have 75. But it's like a good amount because I did a tour where I met everybody, like 300 people. And it was just like chaos because obviously you just like run through everyone. So you have time to talk to people. 300? Yeah. Like after a show.

I want to do a new show. That sounds like you need some like drug. It's just like performance enhancing drugs. I think that's why I was. Like Adderall. I want to do a new show. It sounds like you need some like drug. It's just like performance enhancing drugs. I think that's why I was. Like Adderall or something to run through. I haven't ever taken Adderall in my life, but I feel like that would be a place. You haven't? I know.

Everyone keeps talking about Adderall. I'm like, God, it kind of sounds like a good thing. I think I would like it. It makes you like skinny. It makes you focused. Yeah. Well, there's plenty of things that'll make you skinny now. That's true.

Just that Ozempic pen. Stab those up. Yeah. What do you think about that? I think it's good for people. I think but also now everybody's skinny. Everyone's skinny. I wouldn't be doing it

if I wasn't pregnant. I'd be doing that mandoro. Being fat's a new wave. I think fattening up is probably going to be the new trend. I'm ahead of the curve again. I'm catching up. I'm beefing up. No, you're not. That's crazy. I put on 15 pounds for surgery. Wow, I mean, you can't do anything.

It all went to my face. It all goes in my cheeks. It looks good. You know what, though? You look good with some weight, because I think when you're really ripped and stuff, you have that more of a gaunt face. I like it a little fuller. It actually looks like you have some filler, which people want. They pay for that, so it looks kind of good. And even your eye. At first, I was like, oh wow. You know, but it like,

it does look deformed. Well, crippled. Yeah. I guess I didn't know. I just, you gave me a real, like, uh, like a lot of pity when I first came in. I was like, almost like, no, you don't have to do that. I'm good. No, because you know what it is, is I think you put on such and you know, people, you see you on camera, right? And on camera it doesn't look bad. And then you hear people like, oh my god, he's dragging it out. And then you start thinking, yeah, he's dragging it out. But then you see it in person and you're just like, holy sh**. Oh, god damn. But not in a

bad way. It's just like... Well, that's the same effect we're trying to do with documentary. Yeah, yeah. In the morning it's a little puffier than when it's like... Let me see. Can I see? Yeah, it's... I think because this eye and... It's almost like I don't know which eye to look at.

You know what I mean? This one's pushed in more, a little. You see? Oh, and why is that? And why it's like... It's folded more. Like, why is it pushed back? Because there's a...

Oh, Jeff. It's swollen still up here from the surgery. They did like stitches? They went behind it. They went behind the eyeball. So there's a lot of stuff that moved around. And are you... You're awake? Or no? Now? No, like during the surgery. They did like stitches? They went behind the eyeball. So there's a lot of stuff that moved around. And are you, you're awake? Now?

No, like during the surgery. Yeah. No, no, no. I'm out cold. How do they get underneath? How do they get behind there? I can't even put it on a contact. Imagine I'm trying to do surgery with me.

No way. Before the eye incident, you never could put it in a contact? I was like weird with touching my eyes. Yeah, same. I can never do contacts. I can't see. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Look at you now. I really can't see. Everything's blurry. I have to wear glasses too. But that's so when you're asleep, they just go behind. Like, how do they get in there though?

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I've struggled with credit, and good credit can take you very far. So get Kickoff today. They push the eyeball down, and then they go like, they put like a spoon, and then they have like some like fork looking things and like some forks and knives as they go behind it. I'm asleep. I mean, Kyle, you watched it. You filmed it for the documentary. Oh, you had to film inside?

Yeah, they allowed us to film. Didn't you see the documentary? I did watch. I was watching, but I didn't see that part. I did kind of see. It's the first episode. Oh, the first? I watched the second one, I think.

The one that just came out. Oh, you missed our crazy surgery montage. I don't think I could watch it. When people show surgery, I didn't see that part. I did kind of see. It's the first episode. Oh, the first? I watched the second one, I think. The one that just came out. Oh, you missed our crazy surgery montage. I don't think I could watch it. When people show surgery, I didn't see it. Yeah. And there's an uncensored one on members and Patreon. I'm still your patron, by the way. It still tells me that Jeff has a new video.

So watch the uncensored one. Watch it. Because it's like the lyrics go with the surgery. So it's like when the blood's dripping down, it's like, you know, it's just, you got to watch the uncensored one. Have you watched it? We edited it together. You did, it's like, you know, like it's just, you got to watch uncensored one. Have you watched it? We edited it together. You did edit it.

How can you watch yourself? You're not supposed to do that. You're not supposed to like watch yourself getting surgery on. Well, I'm just, you know, like if I was, it's weird if I'm like acting and I know that I'm acting and I'm reciting lines, like that's harder to watch for me than to watch myself just get chopped up. I don't know. Wow.

That's, that's wild. That makes me, it's like. That's weird, huh? Maybe I could talk to a therapist about that part. You are in therapy. Yeah, this is therapy. Not this, but like the actual therapist. You are a therapist. You've been, look, believe it or not, you might think I joke about everything and I got a weird like way of saying things. You don't know what I'm joking, but you've been the most helpful to me, the most empathetic, the most understanding of my problems. And, you know, everybody out there that says I'm milking this shit, just having somebody like you that understands cancels that out.

And that's why the title of the second episode was Milk and the Cow, because it's like all you motherfuckers on the first episode or on Twitter or TikTok when it gets clipped and it's not my fans that are watching it. And it's like getting pushed to them. They're like, oh, he's milking it. He's milking it. He's milking it. I just had surgery.

I'm telling you guys why I'm not putting out barbershop episodes. I'm not monetizing it. There's no sponsors in it. You're not monetizing the- No. I put copyright music in it. I don't make any money on it. I just wanted it to tell the story to get it off my chest.

So all those milking allegations, you guys are idiots. And that's why I just laugh at the comments now. That's why I titled it Milk and the Cow. And I put David's fat face because without his ozempic and whatever the hell you did, cool, bro, you got in shape. That wasn't what we wanted from you. We wanted you to mature, grow up. And that's what my documentary was about, me maturing, growing up, putting this stuff behind me. And now I'm on to the next thing. All the things that you guys hated about me oruring, growing up, putting this stuff behind me. And now I'm on to the next thing.

All the things that you guys hated about me or whatever, I've changed. And I've just matured as a person now. I'm now looking to spend more time in New York, closer to my family. Open the barbershop over there. Yeah, I saw that. Looking at a house. I'm going to buy a house next to my family. And I'll have the Christmases and the Thanksgivings for my families there.

And I didn't have a kid yet because you need a partner to do that. I don't have a partner yet. You don't need to. You could definitely do one by yourself. I've got the dog first. You have time. You can have a kid at any age. Actually, yeah. Al Pacino. 80 years old.

Robert De Niro was like 80. Moses was 46 having a baby. Would he get a 19-year-old pregnant or something? What? Oh, Al Pacino. Yeah. Well, I don't know if she was 19, but she was young. Yikes.

Well, you're pretty smart, though. Who's your favorite gangster actor? I think we've talked about this before. I don't really watch those movies. I've never really seen a gangster. Robert De Niro? I mean... If you look at the real Robert De Niroro he was never a gangster or any type of those

characters that he portrayed in his films yeah you know he's also he like he's actually well he's like an activist he's out there um he's like preaching in the street like saying don't vote like he's like getting into politics now or he always was or whatever. I don't know. It's just like the exact opposite of him just being like a good fella. Like they whacked Jimmy. They got him. I've never seen those. The only one I've seen him in is like Cape Fear.

Like that one. Have you seen that one? Yeah, Cape Fear was a great movie. I liked it and I think that those movies are like harmful because when I was 15 I wanted to date like a convict that was like 30 years old with tattoos. You know what I mean? Because she was like 14, I think, Juliette Lewis in the movie. Yeah. And when she had like sucking thumbs and I was 15 i wanted to date like a convict that was like 30 years old with tattoos you know what i mean because she was like 14 i think juliet lewis in the movie yeah and when she had like sucking thumbs and i was like oh that's so hot but then then you watch it back now and you're like oh it's like or taxi driver is the other one where he was with the prostitute real creep yeah but as a girl you think that's what oh that's who's gonna save

me i'm gonna find you know a 30 year old taxi driver with ptsd like you really think that's like the romance yeah oh i wrote letters to harvey k Keitel when I was like 13 years old. Cause I was like, he saved her. He was like, he was crushing her. He saved her. He took care of her. So I was like, that's what I want. And I was like obsessed with that. That's why I've always dated old men. And I was like, that's- Harvey Keitel looks like my dad. Really? He's hot. I think he was so hot. It's wild. Thanks to your closer to my age group,

that's something that I couldn't talk about with, like, you have no idea who Harvey Keitel is. I love him. Well, I do love him because I've loved Quentin Tarantino movies, so I knew him from all those. That makes sense. Did you like Reservoir Dogs? Like, as a kid, I wonder if I watch it now, if I would like it. As, like, a young kid, I liked it because I was a little bit of a pick-me, you know what I mean?

What about that part where it's, like, where he's, like, he's got the cop tied up his face is all bloody and he puts on the song stuck in the middle with you Michael Madsen yes I met Michael Madsen when I was 14 too because I also wanted to marry him I was so obsessed with those guys I thought he was the man growing up yeah stuck in the middle then he has the little ear he's dancing and he's like I liked it but the razor and he cuts his ear off oh my my god he's like can you hear that into the ear and then he flings the cops a year i did like it as like a when i was younger so you like the gangster movies i don't know if i would like it now it kind of makes me a little nauseous thinking about it

but i did love it but i don't know if i loved it or i just liked it to be cool if i was trying to be like a cool girl you know but yeah but i think what i'm getting at is we have a lot more in common than you think so to be called your least favorite episode or most awkward episode is like, what? You don't even know. This has been so awkward from the beginning. I'm like, what do we cut? What do we keep? I'm thinking in my head all of this. Even right now? No. Who cares?

You're a three-timer. Yeah, you're here three times. No other guest has been like that except for Tana. Yeah, you're actually our most... And you do very well. You always get over a million views on here, which is like, yeah, ours don't always get a million views. Hey, dry shampoo.

I'm on tour. I can't see where the cameras are to point at, but yeah, we're on tour and it's great. It's the best show ever. We got a lot of good feedback

from the show too, which is good. That gives me more confidence. It just makes me want to do more. Yeah, because like it's bad if someone goes like, oh,

it wasn't really worth the money. He didn't really do anything or whatever. But I see that you're meeting greats and people are just really excited that they met you. Yeah, kiss everybody right on the lips. So I got vaccinated yesterday. You and your dog both got vaccinated? Yep, my dog's vaccinated.

Did you get vaccinated for what? Kissing? No, I just gave me a checkup. They gave me a hepatitis shot and vax. Is it still around? I didn't know. I don't know. I guess it was just time. What kind of hepatitis? B, C? B? I don't know. It's just like standard

vaccinations for people. Well, there's so many now. There's a COVID one. There's a flu one. He got his rabies. So if he bites you, you don't get rabies. That's good because you just help him. Well, he didn't bite me.

Well, good thing. Well, he has get rabies. That's good. Because you just held him. Well, he didn't bite me. Well, good thing. Well, he has a vaccine now. He's chill. Imagine you with rabies. If you had rabies. What happens if you get that? And you're out here podcasting. You're probably way more problematic, I guess.

What happens? Do you die or no? You probably just talk to everybody. Shane Dawson. You probably go at like Jeffree Star. No. All these people that you. I forgive all of them, except for David. If you had rabies, you'd probably. Oh, you think I'd. No. All these people that you. I forgive all of them except for David.

If you had rabies, you'd probably. Oh, you think I'd go more. I've seen Dawson. That'd be crazy if you had rabies. Could you imagine you on rabies? I might. That's probably why I hack the way I do. No.

You're very chill and you're very mellow in real life actually. So I think like, I don't know. I think you have it. Thanks. Yeah, I am. Okay. So you're not monetizing. Back to that.

You're not monetizing your documentary. I just don't understand why. I guess at least it. Thanks. Yeah, I am. Okay, so you're not monetizing. Back to that. You're not monetizing your documentary. I just don't understand why. I guess at least you could get some money off of this. There's multiple reasons. Yeah, there should be a way to make money off of it, but no. There's somebody that should be paying for those things. It shouldn't be me starting to GoFundMe. It shouldn't be me starting to Members Only or Patreon to pay for my 90K surgeries.

I'm not going to monetize to make money to put it there. That should come from, everybody knows where that should come from. So, you know, we'll wait for that date for that to come up. I just didn't want to talk about it anymore. I wanted to get this off my chest so that it was out there and I don't have to talk about it anymore. And people see why were you kind of like falling off for the past four months? Cause you're not making content. Cause I couldn't see, I couldn't do my favorite show that made me who I was. Like I was getting 7 million, 8 million views on those barbershop episodes back in the day, you know, like that was my

bread and butter. And I want to get back to doing that. I bought a barbershop to do that, but my surgery didn't heal in time. I couldn't see in time. So now it's three months in and I still own a barbershop and I'm able to film in it so i i could sit here and dwell on the negatives but there's also such a positive thing going on in my life right now which is meeting my audience in real life and them giving me notes and like telling me that you know they saved them or my story helped them and it's like so much more healthier seeing that in real life than reading bull comments from people that are still fans of this psychopath and they they are idiots themselves and i'm giving them time by reading their comments when i could just go around in real life to see real people who are smart and care about me and i could give them a good time make them have a fun night just by showing up

so it's like the same thing with cutting hair i was just always i loved it because i was able to give somebody a haircut just with my skills and make them feel better about themselves through like me just fixing them up a little bit. And then they'd be like, yeah, I feel good. You know, I look better. That's the best gift. Like getting your hair done.

That's like the best. You just feel so good about yourself. It really is a good gift. Do you get upset when you see, I don't know if you follow him. I try not to, but you know, I see him. Everything I see of him, I get upset. I try to block it all out. So like when he tries to get the $200,000 watch and he's just like, it's just $100,000. He goes, I don't care, $ follow him i try not to but you know everything i see if i get upset so like i try to block it all out tries to get the two hundred thousand dollar watch and he's just like it's just a hundred thousand dollars because i don't care two hundred thousand whatever do you

ever get like pissed like yeah that could have covered all this yeah i get mad i do punch i do push-ups i use it i just i i get mad and i'm not even you and i just get mad i'm just like that's actually insane like just to be flaunting it when you're going through yeah much yeah it gets me pissed off but like what what am i gonna do i don't get pissed off like i'm not gonna put david's picture on a thing and punch it you know because yeah he's just like i i get nothing from beating him up it's just like how do you calm yourself punching and working out okay just like box singers oh working out so you like boxingers. Oh, working out. So you do work out still. Yeah, of course. I just had to retain fat

because the visceral fat around my eye, if I burn that off, I have to get surgery again. So I got to kind of retain just enough fat that it heals for now and then in like six months I'll get super leaned out again because I like feeling like that. That's just how I like to live my life.

I love that for you. Fast, agile. Yeah. You know, skinny. After this baby, I'm down to work out with you. I'm down to do it. I've been asking for years. Well, I've been pregnant for years.

Once I'm done being pregnant, I'm ready. This is it. My tubes are out after this. I'm going to – I want to work out. I have a gym in my garage. We just haven't used it in so long, but we're going to revamp it. I have a bunch of equipment. I'll come out here twice a week and film with you every day. I would love. I would love. I'm so to, I want to work out. I have a gym in my garage. We just haven't used it in so long, but we're going to revamp it. I have a bunch of equipment. I'll come out here twice a week and film with you every day. I would love, I would love, I'm so serious. Cause I'm like ready.

I've been, yeah, I'm ready for it. And you are, you are inspiring that way too. I mean, I always thought your fitness stuff was so cool. And like seeing people actually do it without the help of like. But make it funny, you know, make it funny, make it real. Like let's tell the truth about our. Let's actually make a real documentary. Not saying that, oh, I just gave you this protein powder and app and you got this weight. No. We gave you Ozempic. We gave you all the real shit. I'll take Majara over Ozempic.

We did a crash diet at the end. We got you a spray tan. We photoshopped this picture. Let's do the real shit and just make an entertaining fitness documentary. Because that was me. I was doing all those. That is crazy. And everybody hated on me, making fun of me.

Yo, go film a workout video. Go film a workout video. Now, all you motherfuckers are copying my shit. But even the transformation videos you were kind of doing beforehand. That was all me. I taught them everything they know. Everybody says, oh, they put you on. They made you.

It's opposite way, guys. We made them. We did it. Well, I don't know about me, but I think you. We made them lose weight. We made them lose weight. We made you laugh. The fake laughs behind those were the other guys, not us.

We'll be in the Hugo Boss campaigns with our underwear. That's right. That's us. Yeah. Well, that's good. You have like a good. I love when people say we're the only two that are successful. You're by far way more successful, but I love that.

That's not true. You're like always downplay yourself. Like people really love you and you're doing, like you said, your own barbershop, the tour, all that stuff is like really impressive and yeah everyone is on tour right now though we have a lot of competition but you are like on some next level snl and then like you're on the level now where you're like mocking yourself you did that uh theater where you sang in front of the like just the mean green people and you pretended like you're like baiting the trolls to be like ah look he fell off again but you're like no yeah i. And you're like baiting the trolls to be like, ah, look, he fell off again. But you're like, no, I did the troll.

I'm this much smarter than you. I'm 10 steps ahead, mother. Yeah, I love that. You're a really smart, intelligent creator and entertainer. And you're full blown. You're singing up there. Actually, I do sing. I sing the intro.

Wait, can you sing a little for us? What do you sing? No, I don't have my autotune box. I don't sing without autotune. Well, yes, you can. No, I do sing. I sing the intro. Wait, can you sing a little for us? What do you sing? No, I don't have my autotune box. I don't sing without autotune. Yes, you can. No, I can't. Trust me, I can't. Who do you listen to? I've not hit the button sometimes and it's come out without autotune. Do you actually sing with autotune on stage? Yeah.

You have a box that does it live? Mm-hmm. Voice changer. I do different effects. I would love to see you sing. Actually, that could be part of your tour. The boys are like DJs, kind of. They're hitting soundbites and we'll get songs playing. The soundbites live is crazy. I would love to see you sing. Actually, that could be part of your tour. And the boys are like DJs, kind of. They're hitting soundbites, and we'll get songs playing. The soundbite's live is crazy. I would leave immediately.

You'd walk out of the venue. I was interactive. And then I'd call your ass out. Tasteful. And then I'd be like, sit back down. And then you'd put a fart noise when you sit down. Oh, my god. Immediately canceled, taking out all your episodes.

We want to come. I think you're in San Diego. We're trying to find days. Are you in San Diego? When? If you come though, I, yeah,

I'm not gonna let you just sit in that audience. I hope you know that. Oh, it's coming. I hope you know that if you come, I'm not just going to let you sit in that audience. I'm not coming up with a sound box. You are coming up on that stage.

Trust me. If you come, people, every meet and greet, there's at least five people that ask questions. When's Tana coming to a show? When's Trisha coming to a show? And I'm like, guys, I can't guarantee anything, but they'll be at every one of our next shows.

Just keep coming. Just kind of find the tickets. No, I feel bad because Rooney's buying tickets to the New York one because they think that's what I was saying Tana was going to go to. But then Tana just switched to say she's going to San Diego or San Jose or one of those. Oh, yeah. She's booked in. But she owes me a couple. New York's a finale.

So that'll be nice. Is that June or when is it? Pete Davidson's coming out, tomping up. Is that actually true? Mm-hmm. We went to high school together. Nah, I wish. Maybe, who knows by then.

Because every show gets bigger, we make more noise. And we're filming some of them. So maybe we'll get some viral clips. Maybe Pete Davidson and I, we've got stuff to talk about. Both our parents are in 9-11. What? Yeah. No.

But my mom survived. What? That's probably not a good topic to start with. But maybe you'll be like, yo, we're both from Staten Island. Okay. Right. But your mom actually was in 9-11? She made it out.

Yeah. Holy shit. What did she do? Went down the stairs, 44 flights. Okay. I don't know if this is a joke. Is this a joke or real? It's true.

Your mom went down 44 flights in the 9-11? She held her heels in her hand and went down the stairs barefoot. Yeah, she saw the firefighters going up, so she probably saw Pete Davidson's father, Pat. Oh, my God. That's crazy. Cut. I feel like this edit. Okay, back to, I don't know.

Why can't it be real and tell a real story? I don't know. I'm telling the truth. and tell a real story? I don't know. I'm telling the truth. This is the real story. I was 11 years old. I was in school. September 11th, the plane flies into the building. I saw my mom go to work.

We would take the same bus. And everybody knows this story about me. I don't know this. This is real. This is real. Yeah. Yeah. I'm not traumatized.

I'm not like crying over it. That's great. Is your mom? Is she okay? No. She comes to the shows. We joke about it. I brought her on the show. What was the last show we did in? Philly? Yeah, I brought her. She came to the show and I brought her on.

I was like, 9-11 survivor. And she, yeah, she, she, your family's been through a lot in a way. It's like, you're almost kind of like lucky, I guess. Like you guys have a lot of luck because you went through some like crazy survive. Yeah. But she's also like a paranoid old Italian woman and she's always worried about me. So like, i guess like you guys have a lot of luck because you went through some like crazy survive yeah but she's also like a paranoid old italian woman and she's always worried about me so like i always like to call her and check in like in the doc you'll see me check in several times like mom i survived surgery mom i got a new dog mom i'm not myself you know wait where are you gonna when are you in new york june what uh may 30th is new york what and what venue are you playing grammar c something oh nice yeah grammar c theater oh you got good theaters okay that's in New York? June what? May 30th is a New York show. And what venue are you playing? Gramercy something. Oh, nice. Yeah, Gramercy Theater. Oh, you have good theaters.

Okay, that's amazing. Oh my gosh. I know. People always expect to. I have a big New York. We're coming in LA. We're doing the Greek in Radio City. And they're like, are you having guests? And I was like, I don't know. I don't think so. I don't know people like that. I'll never know who you want me to. I'll come through. I sing at my shows. You have to sing. I'll start lessons right now.

No, autotune lessons. Yeah, and then I went to Hannah too. She comes to the LA ones, but she'll be on her tour.. You have to sing. I'll start lessons right now. No, auto-tune lessons. Yeah, and then I wanted Hannah too. She comes to the LA ones, but she'll be on her tour. She's going to Europe. They're doing a European tour. Jealous, huh? Yeah, that's pretty exciting. They have it all figured out.

Yeah. It's pretty cool. No, she has the blueprint. And when I saw them go on tour, I was just like, oh, that looks kind of fun. And I was like, I want to go on tour. Damn, so she's going to be there in the summer all the way, I guess? Yeah, she's there from April and May. She's in Europe, and then she goes back to – and then she's in Australia in July.

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Oh, really? Yeah, they like my dark sense of humor. You have a dark sense of humor. Yes, it's, yeah. Those Brits and those Aussies, they like to say f***ed up s***. Right. It's gloomy over there, so I suppose they. It's not gloomy.

Oh, it's gloomy in the UK. Yeah. And Australia. I don't know. I don't know where Australia is, but I'm sure it's gloomy there too. It's down at the bottom. It's hot. The quads have chlamydia.

The seasons switch. So when we're snowboarding and playing in the snow, they're at the beach surfing. I've never been in Australia in the snow. I think, right? I have no idea. We need an Oscar to verify that. Where's your Oscar? I thought you were bringing your Oscar too.

No. Kyle's here today. I like that you always have someone with you. That's always nice to help. Caretaker, yeah. That's what our group chat's name is. Jeff's Caretakers. How many caretakers are with you on tour? All of...

I bring too much. I'm probably not even going to make money from the tour. Me. I do the same. It's really not about the money for me. I could do a DraftKings brand deal and make the whole tour. A DraftKings brand deal. Two Instagram videos. But touring is a lot with the travel.

It drains you. And then it's like you're tired. You don't have creativity if your brain's not fully recharged. So to come up with new ideas for new stories, new things to talk about. It's a lot. But I needed it to get the steps I'm taking. is not fully recharged. So to come up with new ideas for new stories, new talk about, it's just, it's a lot, but I needed it to get like the steps I'm taking. That's amazing.

Like I probably said this on the last one. We make a goal list. We have things that we want to get done and I just focus on things that I could do one day at a time

because like you think 15 shows, holy, it's a lot, but it's just one show at a time. Come back, you got another day, sleep, do a podcast. It's just breathe a lot, but it's just one show at a time. Come back, you got another day, sleep, do a podcast.

It's just breathe a lot. I do a lot of breathing. Breathing techniques? Just breathing. Oh, just breathing. Mm-hmm. Make sure you're always breathing. Yeah.

It could take away a lot of stress. I love breathing. Sometimes I just breathe for an hour and that's it. Just like close my eyes and breathe. Yeah, it's nice. Why did you do a plane tour and not a bus tour? Because I have to get back here

to do in the week. Yeah. And yeah, just being out for I don't know. I like the idea of doing it like all in one stretch though. You know what I mean? Like you could have been done with 15 shows in two weeks. You know what I mean? Like, oh, like you're doing like Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, like every night or show? Like if you did buses. Yeah. If you were doing a bus, you could have been done with 14 15 shows in two weeks you know what i mean like oh like you're doing like monday tuesday wednesday like every night if you did

buses yeah if you were doing a bus you'd be out like every night basically i like that it's only the weekend the weekends and then like we have a break this weekend we have off so then so much stuff will go by that will have like new material for the show like we do if there's something going on in the news like say like like luigi mangione the whole thing like that's a bit in our show like we have something to do with that and like any new stuff politically or like we could throw elon musk bit in there if we go wow you really are comedian then like switching your show up based on like the current climate i got a good crew we all help it's not just me so how many did you think just rough you think 10 5 like how many people come with you 5 Cody comes along and he's he's so funny he's one of my funniest friends that I have

but he's not like genuinely like intentionally funny he's unintentionally funny like that's a goldmine when you find that for somebody that's like a group of content creators because he says the craziest he's the guy that was in jail for a long time. With you? Yeah. You guys knew each other? We moved out here together to do crime and he got arrested and I became a famous celebrity. But when did you were arrested before or after him? I was,

we were just strictly dealers. He got arrested, went away, came out. I was famous vlogging him. So you both got arrested for... I just like to keep saying that. I don't know. No, I didn't get arrested at that time. Oh. But he did. Could you talk about what you got arrested for?

We don't have to include it. We weren't working together at that point because he had gone down a really bad path. He was spiraling, doing drugs and stealing, robbing all my friends and people introduced him to people that like I would, we would buy and ship it to New York and you could double your money on it. So we did that until it basically like burnt out because it was becoming legal.

So we were squeezing every bit of money we could get out of that. So we'd ship it to whatever barbershops or like, you know, we'd have people over there. He'd be over there. But I got to a point where I was like, all right, I need to start making a decision here because I was doing vine and haircuts and doing like vines of haircuts and like trying to figure out where like my career was going to go i moved into 1600 vine to be like a trap house we were sending pack packages there i had like a conveyor belt of coming down sealing up sending it off and then i come out in the hallway and i think i'll see king batch on a hoverboard with a SpongeBob

backpack. Like, yo, you want to be in this video real quick? You were doing Vine? I didn't know that. I was basically just doing it to tell my mom, like, hey, this is where I'm making money now. Oh, I see. You know, but I wasn't getting big brand deals.

Did you know David back then? No, but I started making videos. And then we both got signed to Jack Reed. Oh, that was your manager too? Yeah. And then I met David at a Christmas party and he was like, like the vlog squad was like, yo, who, was this real? They were showing me like my barbershop video.

They're like, is this real? Like how you were like a tailor holder? Like, I was very like Eric Andre type, like what's his, Between Two Ferns, Zach Galifianakis. Yeah, okay. Like, I was very, like, backhanded, and you couldn't tell if the questions and the bits and the thing was set up. Yeah. So they were all like, is this real?

Like, how do you do that? You know? Oh, so you were, like, already kind of a thing before David found you, I guess. They were trying to get to my little, you know. Yeah. How do you do your shit? You know, how do you guys do your stuff over there? And then why did you agree to just be a part of their stuff?

I like Todd. Todd asked me to go boxing. He was like, yo, I saw you go boxing. Can you take me to a boxing gym with you? And I bonded a lot with Todd. And then David saw me. He's like, well, I got a Todd, but he's way funnier and way smarter and way more talented. No, I'm kidding.

You're still friends with Todd? No, I'm not friends with nobody. But you're just trying to be. Yeah, I just say whatever the fuck I want because I got nothing to hide. I don't care about consequences. You know, like if David was not a pussy, then he should have just fucked me by now, you know? Well, I'm glad you're not. Like if he was real, come kill me, bro.

Let's not. Who's real? Who are you talking about? If you are really about your shit David come finish the job I don't think he wants to unalive you

I think he's just you think the guy that says it's only funny when people get hurt wasn't trying to get somebody hurt you think yeah no I agree

you know have you seen the documentary of Casey's have you seen it no because you won't send it to me well my team won't let me have it

because it's they think I'm gonna leak it Jeff's always like you always send it to me I'm like yeah send it to me. Well, my team won't let me have it because they think I'm going to leak it. Jeff's always like, you always send it to me. I'm like, yeah, send it to me. Send it to me. And I'm always waiting. I can't. I can't.

Because they're all just like, yeah, you're in a lawsuit. I'm not going to leak it. You can't share it? Is that like illegal to share it? We are the most least trusted by our own. First of all. Are we in conservatorships? Are we Britney Spears?

Not yet. I always worry about that. Am I Britney Spears? Why can't I handle my own laptop and hard drives? That is wild. Yeah, I was a little triggered by Casey on your podcast. You know who that guy is. You know deep down inside.

Was filming easy? Did you get it on one take? And then we'd say, oh, that's good. We got the shot. It's good enough. Or did you keep doing it until? Yeah, you keep doing it. It's only funny until somebody gets hurt. is wild yeah that is crazy and but casey not releasing the documentary

that he did because of monetary reasons he said no one wants to buy it so he doesn't want to release it and here you are just releasing just dropping more of them there you go i made another one but i didn't talk about him this one was about me i didn't mention his name once but when you did a good interview with casey because you kind of like confronted him about stuff but why do you think he's not releasing it like it's so confusing because on one hand he's like no one wants to buy it from me and then on the other hand it's like are you protecting david like it's just weird just put it out you have a youtube channel like he's he's popular on youtube so just put it out maybe it's not maybe nobody bought it maybe but he can just put it out he has a youtube channel what if the what if the

streaming services say this isn't good enough and And this kid, nobody really gives a fuck about him anymore. With Casey's? Or David, is he even that big of a story anymore? Yeah, maybe it's not. But okay, you made this movie. You put effort into it. What are we going to make a fire festival documentary again? You know?

I think people would watch this David one if he put it out. Everybody would watch it because everyone wants to know. There's like clips that get leaked and it's just like, damn. I just think he's like washed up. Like who cares? You know? Like you're still doing the same shit. You're still giving away the cars. And what is the, can you just say the status

of where it is like legally in court of where you're, like is it going forward? Nah, he's pushing as long as he can. So what's that mean? Like who goes next? If you have a lot of money, you can just make things go on forever. And are your lawyers still doing it pro bono? Yeah. You're not paying for the lawyers right now?

For now, no. Okay, good. I hope, oh God, I really do pray that they just keep going with you. Because like you said, with the money, people just stretched out forever. But does he have, I guess he had a lot of money. I don't know. I don't know. I don't feel like, I don't know.

He's doing the podcast again. So in my head, I'm like, of course he has money. I'm not saying he's broke, but it's just like, why would you come back and do it? But he's doing the podcast again so in my head I'm like of course he has money I'm not saying he's like broke but it's just like why would you come back and do it but he's doing the podcast on Spotify so nobody could see his views right but I'm sure

do you think like they give him money because views ain't getting views right but they probably gave him a cash deal he probably needed some money otherwise why would he come back if he didn't need the money

there's no reason for him to come back just say something real on that podcast you know like that's the whole thing like nobody's gonna listen to the podcast because they don't say anything real they do it in different parts they fly around and they'll do like five minutes here and then if they don't like something they redo it yeah like imagine we just redid that

part of the podcast he has a rebrand now i i listened to it at the beginning because i was like there's nothing else to listen to then i had to stop but he's rebranding now as like a like a player like he loves going to the strip clubs and picking up strippers and hooking up with girls that's all he talks about is like all the girls he hooks up with at the Oscars and the Grammys and how they all come to his house. Like he's a different person now. It's like, oh wow.

Why doesn't he just, why is he still saying, like trying to act like he likes girls? Well, it's not even that, but it's just like he's talking about how many girls he gets and how many hookups he has. And I'm like, so interesting.

Sounds like you're saying that because you're not and you have to make it look like you are. I had to stop listening because it was boring. It was literally just like Natalie and her sister talking about random – I didn't If you're a guy that gets women you usually don't talk about. Yeah, it's so interesting to listen to.

I stopped. I was like, I'm done listening to this. But yeah, he's boring at the end of the day. But anyway, so it's just caused – it's not really dropped or anything. It's just paused at the moment. Yep. But just funny. Views ain't getting views. It's just paused at the moment. Yep. But just funny. Views ain't getting views.

It's just... Watch out for that Amazon tour. I just wish you had sound bites, you know? So we could just sound bite. What would your sound bite be? Views ain't getting views. Views. Oh, got it.

I just have things, sounds going off in my brain. Sorry. Okay, so your status of the lawsuit is just kind of paused. Yeah. FanDuel Casino's exclusive live dealer studio has your chance at the number one feeling, winning, which beats even the 27th best feeling, saying I do.

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clipped that people talk saying you know oh he's still dragging this yeah i'm still dragging i'm gonna keep dragging people see the status if it's public they'll see what he did and what you did so yeah um love white lotus yeah yeah white lotus is so good uh walton goggins is my favorite we it is the rise of him again we That's all we talk about is him. I'm like, wait, he's been around forever, but everyone just loves him now. I love them in Vice Principals. Oh, never saw that. No.

Go back and watch that. It's with him and Danny McBride. And Danny McBride works for the same crew on all his shows. And they're both trying to compete for the principal spot, him and Danny McBride. But he's a sassy, liketon goggins he's like trying to get the number one principal spot but it's like a elementary school like who gives a about this status what's it on it's on hbo like all the good shit on hbo that's sunday night new or it's older it's older but they did like three seasons and then uh kenny powers also did i mean my danny

mcbride was kenny powers andbound and Down. That show I love. That was like one of my favorites, like four seasons. Are you watching Righteous Gemstones? Righteous Gemstones is also that same crew. It's like that same group produces, they've produced Eastbound and Down, Vice Principals, Righteous Gemstones, and that's it, I think. We just started that one. That one's pretty good.

Because of Walter Hawkins. I'm like, I want to see more of him. Okay, I'll watch Vice Principals. He's so good. Yeah, but yeah, that one. That one's pretty good. And then Walter Hawkins, I'm like, I want to see more of him. Okay. I watched it. Yeah. Yeah. But, uh, yeah,

he's so good in vice principals. There's a scene where they destroy the, uh, replacement principle they put in and they go destroy your house and accidentally, I don't, I don't want to give it away cause it's just so funny, but they light the woman's house on fire.

Oh my. It's just, is it dark? Is it dark? It's just show comedy. It's house on fire. Oh my. Is it dark? Is it a dark comedy? No, it's just show comedy. It's a hilarious comedy. Those guys are the best. Oh my gosh. I'm long-hogging somebody that I look at

and I'm like, you know what? That's a cool old guy. He's so cool. I want to be like that guy when I get older. Yeah, he's always been kind of cool. That's for sure. Would you get into acting? Yeah.

Yeah. Are you done acting? You said you did a movie or something? Yeah, I did a movie. Is that out? No. It. Are you done acting? You said you did a movie or something? Yeah, I did a movie. Is that out? No. It's with Danny Trejo and Eric Roberts. When is that coming out?

Probably like it's on hold because one of the main actors, one of them got sick. So he's in the hospital. So we have to pick up a few shot scenes but it's on whole little come out on paramount plus in probably like a year it was a boxer yeah i remember you're saying when you filmed that last year uh i felt part of it like six months ago wow yeah or like four months ago six six or four if you were checking into the White Lotus, what would your character be? Damn. Probably like a... This season, I'd probably be like a Jordan Belfort, like Wolf of Wall Street character.

Oh, that would be so interesting. Like an insider trading, like some sort of finance fraud, white collar crime guy. Wow. I picture you as like the Patrick Schwarzenegger character from this season. I could do that too. That gives me the vibe. Milk boy. Yeah, because you're kind of like wait, is this real or is this acting? You want to get these chicks to his little brother?

Would you kiss another guy who was supposed to be playing your brother in the show? Acting? Like Peck? Yeah. Interesting, because they were saying the hype around this week's episode was I've done it in my YouTube videos. Really? Like Peck? Yeah. Interesting because they were saying the hype around this week's episode was I've done it in my YouTube videos. Really? I made out with Steven.

Steven. Yeah. But he wasn't supposed to be your brother I guess. It doesn't matter. It's supposed to. Would you do full frontal? It's not my real brother. I never kiss my real brother. Right. It's acting. Full frontal nudity? Yeah. Like in White Lotus they show a lot of peeing this season. Oh yeah. It's acting. Yeah. Really white lotus they show a lot of yeah it's acting

yeah really because they do a lot of prosthetics you would insist on being like let me just be natural oh no i'd be like throw a prosthetic on give me something so it's like yeah i hate that they should show it like girls show all their stuff they still want that is true girls never have prosthetic boobs on yeah never or or the vulva as jason isaacs from white lotus called but what if they gave me like an uncircumcised one and then like when I'm with a girl in real life, then they're like, wait, you are circumcised. Yeah, so don't wear a prosthetic. That's the whole point.

Then you just show. But I would like to have like a trick, like a little fake out, you know? Let me keep some privacy. I mean, whatever ever is comfortable. So you would do that. I want an uncircumcised prosthetic. Uncircumcised. Yeah.

Okay. Yeah. Just because I've never lived that life. I won't. Are you circumcised? Oh, my God. Jewish? What does it mean?

Jewish. So you get circumcised as a baby, or are they doing it when you're like 12 years old? Against your will. Against your will. At 12? What? What do you think? They just take...

Okay. Ew. Okay. Wait. What? So... Okay. Is it... No Wait, what? So, okay. Is it me? No skin.

There's no skin there. You want a no skin prosthetic? Oh, well, I have. I'm on circumcision. Sorry. Sorry. But I would like the opposite of what I would have. You want skin on it, on your prosthetic?

Yeah, just to be like a little different, you know? And then like, you know, yeah. Okay. Well, if you go to Australiaralia i think they're all skinned up there they'll have skin on it what's the deal who makes these calls europe too why did we start cutting babies in the beginning i don't know i come at this point now yeah you get your kids circumcised right they are girls they're all girls yeah so there's no there's not like a spade like they do to dogs.

I don't know. No. I gotta figure out if I'm going to neuter a goose. I don't know if I would. He's so sweet. And I look at that nut sack on him and I'm like, God damn. I gotta be the guy that makes a call to pull the plug and snip that thing. Yeah.

Snip those nuts off. I don't know if I could. Like this next baby, we don't know the gender yet, but I'm like, if a boy i don't know if i could well you you wouldn't snip you wouldn't neuter your baby well you snip them if you want at the age there yeah but they don't feel i don't remember feeling it and i've had it done yeah but even so it's like you have to be there and watch it like you have to be present and i don't know if you have to well i'm not gonna just let a doctor take it and do whatever i I think at that point it's just a little piece of skin.

So there you go. And I'm sure your dog too will be like a conscious 12 year old. That's wild, bro. I would convert. I would be like, I don't even, you know. Your next documentary. Yeah. When's the next part drop for yours? Done.

On to tour vlogs and fun silly stuff and no more surgeries in the near future none planned I'm sure there will be but I don't want to think about it and I don't want to do them if I can postpone them I will push them as long as I can

because I'm about to just cave and wear an eye patch if it comes back to the point where I have to do it because I just like even right now I'm out out of, like just now, I still have the bruising, but I'm like 90% healed and I'm already so much happier. Your vibe is so good this time around. Like, you know, I think last time I was like worried.

I was kind of like, oh my God, is he okay? Yeah, that's how you were when I came in. You were like, it's when I put sunglasses on that you're like, all right, you're better. The physicality, just seeing your eye, I mean, it really looked damaged. God, it's been years and it still looks horrible. Well, mornings, it's puffy and like the swelling. But there's like 7 p.m., I'm fire.

I'm like perfect. Are you dating? And then like 9, 10, it's like sort of wonky. I'm like, all right, time to go to bed. Yeah. Are you dating? Nah. You haven't gone on any dates? Just tour life, all right, time to go to bed. Yeah. Are you dating? Nah. You haven't gone on any dates?

Just tour life, but I don't hook up with fans. Yeah. Smart. You know, I thought you were going to say you should. No, I think the power dynamic is bad.

I'm just kidding. Yeah. That's not a good thing. But you don't go on Tinder or any of those things, DMs. No, I have fake Tinder accounts.

Oh, you know, somebody made a meme coin of me. What is it? Well, I mentioned in the documentary when I went to the barber shop. You can save it. Okay, I'll save it.

I don't know. We do have stuff to talk about, I guess, on the course, too. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's funny. That's funny. That's good Jeff FM humor. All right. Host your show.

What? Then you host your show. I host it right now. Yep. That's what I'm doing. That's what I was asking. Go ahead. If you were.

What did I call her on the way here? The crash out queen. The crash out queen is wild. No, no, you used to be the crash out queen. That would be a cool name, though. If you like crash out again. What's crashing out mean? I see this all the time. It's what the kids are saying. But what does that mean? Like a spiral? Crash out. Kanye's crashing out. He's putting

swaps on Twitter. He's crashing out. Fousey's crashing out all the time. But does that mean you just... Trish is on the floor in the kitchen. She's crashing out. Oh, got it, got it. So I want to see you crash out just one more time now that we're friends. That's wild.

So I can text you and be like, hey, checking in on you. Saw you're crashing out. I don't think I'm going to have a crash. I can't have a crash out. And then you make merch crash out clean. And then you go on tour and sell out all those. I'm sure the audience will love it. You give me motivation. Last time you were here talking about how certain people made fun of me for not selling

out my tours. So now I post after each show that I sell out every single time to like 3,000, 4,000 people. So I'm like, look at all this. You know what I mean? And I love that you made that video mocking yourself and the old jokes that they said because then you take that joke back now none of you can say and that's why i said milk in the cow in my documentary because all the comments on the first one was like he's still milking it and now i said milk in the cow not one single milk in a

joke because i took the joke from you that's it i am the stole it yeah now it's mine your jokes are funny you've had some good ones like your Pete Davidson and your you know that was those are pretty good jokes actually have you reached out to him you had a Pete Davidson one earlier

about your mom like oh she is like but mine survived or something like that I was like oh it's kind of a good joke you know what I mean oh okay I wasn't joking

oh well it was a good little I was I was there was a joke I said one time about my mom I was like I was like yeah Pete Davidson and I both our parents were in 9-11, but unfortunately mine

survived. Otherwise, I would have had a career on SNL. That's a good joke. I think that's a good joke. See, I was like half there and I thought that was pretty good. I was like, that's better. You almost cut me off halfway through the punchline. Sorry.

I was ready for it. I would have had a career on SNL. Thanks, mom. You know? Oh, because she survived. Yeah. Dark humor. That's why I got the Auss. Thanks, mom. You know? Oh, because she survived. Yeah. Dark humor. That's why I got the Aussies in the UK, you know?

Speaking of Staten Island, your Jeff's Barbershop, that's where it's at? Yeah. Okay. Go get a haircut. Jeff's Barbershop, Staten Island. How did you get that? Congrats. I've just been in that business my whole life, cutting hair.

And I have so many friends and barbers that I've worked with. And they've been like family to me, working in the shop. Because when in the shop it was 12 hour days just cutting hair and you're with those people more than you're with your own family is like the movie yeah and I was like the young kid that had the locker and it fell out and they were like yo you got to get up off the streets I've never seen that movie is that what it's about why'd you just ask me about it if it's a popular movie I didn't know they had guns in it. I thought it was a comedy. It doesn't exist in every movie. Well, not every movie.

I got a gun on me right now. Uh-oh. Kidding. It's got to stop. I mean, okay. Cheeto Bear did it. Why? Just whatever.

UFC fighter. No, I don't have a gun. Okay. So you opened this shop. It's been open since December. Yeah. And it's functioning. So every day someone can go and get haircuts from people.

Every day it's open, yes. And you know all the people that work there personally? Yeah, yeah, of course. And when are you, are you ever there giving haircuts? Just there. I was just there. I just got a haircut two days ago. It does look nice. It's a good haircut. Thank you. Yeah, your hair always does look sharp. Thank you. Do you do shaves?

Yeah, I do any type of men's haircut or a women's like Shave? Yeah, like a special specific haircut I can give women. Trust me, I wish I could give women haircuts. Way more money in it and I would much rather talk to women all day than guys. Or actually, I don't know. I don't think so.

I feel like you're good. Like your barbershop series was all men and I feel like you're good at like talking to them. Something I can't do. I'm kind of roasting them in that still in your barber shop now in your real life one oh on the show if they come to your barber shop they're not gonna get roasted they're gonna no well that's just barber shop that's barber shop culture is to talk and that's where that kind of came about the whole being like you know the structure the structure of the show, the style of the show is like a barbershop talk, you know, like joking on each other. But it's a jungle in there.

You know, you walk right in. It's just bright lights because you need bright lighting for to see the haircuts and everybody's so close together and they're getting their haircuts. Some people are vulnerable in their chairs. Some barbers are drunk, you know? Yeah. Most barbers are alcohol drunk, you know? Yeah. Most barbers are alcoholics, you know? Oh.

Instead, I hear everywhere. Everywhere. Like there used to be this guy, one of the funniest guys in the world. I won't say his name, but he loves drinking. And he would have his McDonald's breakfast cup and he would have it filled with Hennessy and he would just be sipping Hennessy all day long and giving the best haircuts in the world. Like he would be drunk, but just the best barber ever. Functioning one. So maybe it helps them in a way. Could possibly. They need a little buzz. And you, are you taking anything for your pain at all? After the surgeries, do you take any? Yeah, that sucks that you're like getting on pain meds, getting off pain meds and like that stuff. But you're okay though. You're

dealing with it. I'm good. Yeah. This time, like sometimes after surgeries, I went overboard a little and I would like, that will lead to being like more smoking weed or more of like taking Klonopin or Xanax. At one point I was taking a lot last year because I was like really down and out. And no, now I'm like, I still prescribed as needed because i do get panic attacks but most of that is around surgery time and like you know just dealing with stuff so now that i'm not gonna be talking about it and i'm just gonna be going out with my life and touring and doing new fun stuff i think i won't need it yeah it's so hard i know every time after my c section so i like never take it at home because i'm scared. I'm like, oh, I... What's better than a well-marbled ribeye sizzling on the barbecue?

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I feel like I'm going to go down that slope of just... Get addicted, yeah. Yeah. Back in the mental loony den. 2019. Last time I saw you before all this podcasting was done. Hey, I'll probably be there soon. No, you're doing...

I'll come back out. No, you're doing so well. We are the comeback queens. Oh, yeah. And you're thriving, too. you're doing so well we are the comeback queens yeah oh yeah you're thriving too you have a new baby too and you're just like you're employing so many people on tour with you making jobs girls and boys love you like that's cool like i saw the guy the bros at the airport and then i saw online all the girls that come out and support you and i was like that's no easy feat to have both of those i'm blessed that i have both sides yeah i love it you're gonna be the next and the crowds at the shows are pretty, I mean, it's a little bit

more women than men that come out in public to see me. But a lot of girls there were dragged there by the boyfriends, believe it or not. Oh, yeah, I definitely would believe it for sure. They're probably like, I don't know what I'm watching. Yeah. And you bring your podcast set with you? We have like travel versions. Yeah, we have stuff that's like easy to carry around and you're recording it or no no well record some bits and pieces of it and maybe put it out in vlogs and stuff like that but um no it's too much to record and then edit and post that too yeah it's a lot yeah you have your life back here too yeah and it is a lot of it. Like I said, like 25% of it, 25 to 50% is maybe repeated stuff. But that's like not a lot.

Like I said, my shows, I mean, I improv some stuff, but like everything's exactly the same. The same songs, same outfits. So it's a little weird when people come to like two shows back to back. No, and people do. People come to like, someone came to three shows this weekend. They came from Houston, Dallas, Atlanta, and they come back and it's really cool. They just love it. It's just a vibe, you know?

Dance and singing, all that stuff like that. Yeah. Well, yeah, you're dancing and singing. Yeah, it's all a fun vibe. I really would love if you came out and sang. That'd be fun. You gotta think of a song. All right.

What music do you listen to that you would sing to? And then we'll wrap it up. I mean, just give me like Lose Yourself by Eminem. I'll do that. Oh, I did that in Detroit. Yeah, we did. Yeah, I did perform it. Yeah.

I mean, those lyrics, I get memorized. I'm trying to think of songs. Right next to the venue was Mama Spaghetti, his restaurant there. Oh, damn. Did you go?

We did go. It came in like little Chinese boxes. Oh, that's sick. It was pretty good. Yeah, I'm an Eminem fan. You were in the Eminem music video. Yeah, so that's, I mean,

I'm sure he still remembers you and would love to have you go to his restaurant if he knew about it, you know? He didn't reach out after. Any city where I try to think of a song of who was from there, like Seattle, like Nirvana, I just always try to think. Atlanta was hard.

I didn't know Atlanta. I did Usher and they're all Gen Z, so no one knew the Usher song I was singing. I was like, oh, okay. They were just like, who sings it? I was like, ah, I don't know. It's Usher. So I would love to have you if you come to one of my... I would love to be there.

But we're kind of touring at the same time. We're off this week in SoMai and then we go out next week. I could cancel a show. No, you haven't canceled, right? You haven't canceled any show because you said some days it's hard to get up out of bed with your eye. No, we've been good. And you haven't canceled. Things are good.

Everything's good. It gives you the energy. Yep. Let's see how this episode contrasts to next year's episode of Jeff on just Trish that's only been every year because it's been like some years we're in hell we're deep dark depression this one we were doing really good and then maybe next year will be really even better I'm manifesting you come back you're gonna have love in your life you're gonna be on the next season of White Lotus and you're like thank you Trisha you manifest that that'd be so sick that'd

be so sick manifest that because you make come. Because you make s*** come true. Yeah, I do. Lately, I've been very powerful in my words. Get me on White Lotus. I would love that. And then I'll drop everything. YouTube. I don't even care.

No, I'll do YouTube still. What if they wrote a character who has a f***ing eye and you go seek revenge on the person who f***ed up your eye or something? You should start writing for White Lotus. That's a good scenario. It's like they have a vlogger that's in Japan. You're like, he's in Japan. I know exactly where he's at. You know what I mean? Lotus. That's like a good scenario. It's like they have a vlogger that's like in Japan. You're like, he's in Japan. I know exactly where he's at. You know what I mean? Damn. I wish it was Sunday already.

Loosely based. Yeah. I just want to watch the next episode. Anyways. Oh, did you watch this last one? Of course. Yeah. Crazy. The monologues are crazy, but all right. I can't wait to see you again next year. I'm excited to talk to you in an hour. Hour. Yeah. We'll probably add a little traffic, but.

All right, great. Dream guest on your podcast. Dream guest. Damn, this is hard. Kyle, who's my dream guest? Either Johnny Knoxville. Johnny Knoxville. What's the lore behind that?

Just because he was like the leader of a group that was like the original like a YouTuber group or like a OG and like just he wasn't necessarily a like prankster that did the pranks. He was the main one, but he also went into a career of acting and was producing so many things and has just done so much. And he's just like, there's no scandals on him. You know, just a clean image, good guy. Yeah, he's got a, you know, he's a family man now.

And he's just, you know, he's done it. He's did it all and has a good life. And I'm just, I'd be curious to talk to him. But I don't know, maybe not Johnny Knoxville, like the dream, dream guest. It's just hard off top to be like who's the number one right now um i don't know it'd be cool to talk to like brad pitt you know he's kind of problematic or walton goggins yeah that's a good one yeah walton goggins would be sick to talk to podcast yeah he's just such a cool guy him or danny

mcbride he seems very like loyal to to his wife, too, which I like. I'm like, oh, I love that. Yeah. He lifts her up and everything. Cut everything I said before that if you want to edit anything. Walton Goggins is my dream guest. We can't cut it. We're trying to film it. We can't cut it.

That's what it was for the thing. Any music you're listening to right now? See, I listen to everything. Like, I was listening to Bob Dylan 10 years ago, and now Kyle watched that movie with Timothee Chalamet or whatever, and now he's like, oh, Bob Dylan's sick. I'm like, I've been playing this shit with you for 10 years. Really? The movie influenced you?

Yeah, now he's smoking cigarettes. It's like, you know, smoking cigarettes are cool. Okay. And Bob Dylan's always smoking cigarettes. I never watched it, and I don't know anything about Bob Dylan, but I bet it would influence me, too. When I watched, what was the one with Rami Malek? Like, that one, I was like, oh, I love this person.

I forgot who he played, but Freddie Mercury. He didn't win the Oscar though. Timmy. Timothy. Oh, right. Yeah. Who won? Oh, yeah.

Adrian Brody. Did you watch that one? No. I tried. It wasn't that good. Yeah. But Anora was sick. You watched that one?

Yeah. Loved it. Did you watch it? No, I haven't watched any of these. I only saw Wicked. I haven't seen Wicked. Watch it. You'll that one? Yeah, I loved it. Did you watch it? No, I haven't watched any of these. I only saw Wicked. I haven't seen Wicked. Watch it. You'll love it.

It's great. It's such a good, like, high-paced, like, fun, like, girl movie. But she's, like, a hustler getting money. I love that. Figuring out how to finesse things. And, like, she just makes her way to the top. Yeah. Yeah, it's really good.

You'll love it. But, all right, let's go do art. Okay. Check us out on Jeff Femme. All right. It came out three weeks ago. Thanks for coming. Wait, can we bring... What's his do art. Okay. Check us out on Jeff Femme. All right. It came out three weeks ago. Thanks for coming. Wait, can we bring, what's his name?

Goose. Is his name Goose? Wait, bring Goose in so we can take a little final shot. Goose, say Goose, Goose. Goose. Goose.