Just Trish - JoJo Siwa BANS Trisha From Her Podcast & David Dobrik's Friends CAUGHT Lying
Episode Date: August 8, 2024We're spilling tea, but sipping silly juice on this episode of 'JUST TRISH'! Trisha reacts to JoJo Siwa BANNING her from ever appearing on her hit (?) podcast, 'JoJo Siwa Now'! Plus, David Dobrik's Vl...og Squad may have disbanded, but his friends are still lying on his behalf. And Trish has finally been de-influenced to get a Cyber Truck... Thanks to Adin Ross. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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David doesn't care about money.
He doesn't care about, he'll be a school teacher.
No he wouldn't.
He has Iron Man in his house.
Yeah, he has like water fountain students doing a Hawaiian punch.
Like even somebody with a family doesn't want to see Harold in the purple crayon.
Nobody asks for that.
Nobody wants to see it.
Everything, like even the mac and cheese, like everything.
Nuts are like $20.
Mangoes $20.
Like everything's crazy.
The mango is really good though.
I just add it to my air one bag.
Like it's actually insane. I think she's just Trish.
Yay!
Hey guys, and welcome back to your double dose of just Trish and Oscar and Moses.
We are back with a very, very fun episode.
I don't even know what's going to happen today.
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Herpes.
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Oh, not sponsored.
But you know, knowledge is power.
That used to be the things for, but just so many people don't get tested for STDs.
I've been seeing on my TikTok, I'm currently on like hiv talk which is like fun
you know i like the awareness of it but i think so many people don't get tested and that's why
people ended up getting it or herpes or what else is crabs are making a comeback it's making a
comeback people are growing the bushes the crabs are there so get checked it's free in a lot of
places knowledge is power everything's treatable and livable these days it's very cool to get
checked so if you're sexually active, good for you,
but also get tested.
And I also said get tested
for colonoscopy
and breast awareness
because after 35,
you just start getting signs
of sickness in there.
And if you can catch it early,
you can save yourself,
your butt or your boobs.
So get tested,
not sponsored,
but we'll take a sponsorship.
I think there's at-home tests.
I think Dr. Drew was telling me
that there's like at-home tests.
Oh, word. Yeah, so anyways go there's always like a bus in like
west hollywood i know you can go get tested at like usually outside the clubs or whatever
um i don't know other side of the country i'm not sure it sucks like if you live in any place
that's not la you don't get like the std bus or you don't get banging buns it's only in california
and i was like that's crazy double whammy double whammy i know everyone's like oh we don't have
this in nebraska it's like ah, damn, that does suck.
So anyways, stay there, though.
It's probably cheaper than here.
All right, how's everyone doing?
How's everyone feeling?
You and Moses are matching.
I didn't get the baby blue memo.
Oh, yeah.
I love it.
What's your hat?
Oh, Animal Crossing.
Sponsored?
No, not sponsored by Nintendo.
I feel like they'll issue a, we have no affiliation with Oscar, Judge Trish Incorporated or whatever Nintendo I feel like they'll issue a we have no affiliation with Oscar
Judge Trish Incorporated or whatever
You think?
I feel like they might like us
I don't know
they're pretty wholesome
I don't know how they would feel about
the STD talk right off the jump
They should promote it in Animal Crossing
the animals should get tested
You know what I mean?
That's where you need to put it out there
because it's usually like
people who play video games you're always like nerd not having sex but those are the ones that are kind of the horniest low key you know what I mean that's where you need to put it out there because it's usually like like right people who play video games you're always like nerd not having sex but those are the ones that
are kind of the horniest low-key you know what I mean so bird flu med cow all those things come
from animals can you get tested for bird flu early I don't think you get tested can you treat it
it's like a flu yeah I have no idea get tested I don't know yeah test your birds yes. Yeah. Test your birds, please. Yeah.
You know,
I always love getting STD tested,
for real.
Like,
you always just felt better
about it afterwards.
Like,
no matter what,
like,
you kind of dreaded the phone call,
right?
Because if they call you,
you most likely have it,
so you're kind of like,
ah,
I gotta pick up.
However,
getting that medication,
either,
like,
it takes care of it,
you know?
Like,
taking that big red pill,
it takes care of it.
Oh,
mug of the day.
Is that Trixie Mattel?
Who's on there?
What is that mug?
Oh,
is it Dolly?
Oh, I remember these. No, this is Dolly. Someone sent us these. Shoot, does of the day. Is that Trixie Mattel? Who's on there? What is that mug? Dolly Part? Yeah. Oh, is it Dolly? Oh, I remember these.
No, this is Dolly.
No.
Someone sent us these.
Shoot, does it have
the artist's name on it?
Or no, maybe I bought it.
I think I bought it, actually.
You bought it.
I remember you buying it.
Yeah.
Oh, those were fierce.
I remember Angel,
my hairdresser,
was telling me he,
I think in West Hollywood
they sell those.
Did I get it in West Hollywood?
Didn't we go,
yeah, we went to a shop.
Yeah, it was around Pride.
Yeah.
You remember?
We walked into a shop and we bought a bunch of stuff.
The shop right next to Mickey's.
There's like a gift store.
And they have that little animation.
That's what it was.
Because Angel used to get the Golden Girls like that.
Yeah.
Okay, we love.
Maybe it's a-
It was the closest thing that looked like you, so.
Is that why we got it?
Yeah.
It looks like me.
We'll take it.
Wasn't it like a Farrah Fawcett?
Yeah.
There was a coaster and-
Oh my God, you have such a good memory.
Moses and his WeHo days.
We did used to go to WeHo a lot.
We used to go to Pump.
Yeah, we were like WeHo fans.
We're going to go for a Patreon.
We're going to go for like an hour.
Just an hour.
Yeah.
Maybe like on a Thursday where I think it's popping on a Thursday.
Yeah, like at evening time or what time?
Well, not at noon.
Oh, not that I was thinking.
I was like.
I do love a noon.
But I think if we want to get into like the atmosphere, we have to go at like, I would
say seven, but I guess maybe 10 o'clock.
Let's take a nap.
I know.
I was like, damn, I have to pregame with a nap.
Me too.
I have to get like a car.
Yeah.
I have to get like a car service because I want to like sleep on the way back.
So we'll figure it out.
I think.
I don't know if the patrons want to see it.
Maybe.
But I want to do it.
Pink Pony Club vibes.
Yeah.
Maybe we can. Yeah. Maybe in Guadalajara. I have another chapel cosplay man go out in that with my little I want to do it. Pink Pony Club vibes. Yeah. Maybe we can go out.
I have another chapel cosplay man go out in that with my little thing.
That'd be funny.
Just like pretend I'm her.
That'd be so fun.
God I love WeHo.
When I get glammed today it was like I had a guy doing my makeup and a guy doing my hair.
Like sometimes it's guy and girl.
When I have like the double gays I just feel so.
I do feel Pink Pony Club.
I'm like okay let's just really be advocates today.
You know what I mean
I don't know
it's pretty fun
they're great
gays are great
gays are great
that's a hot topic
I know
I just wanted to be fun
I wanted to be
I also have milk
very drink your milk
very
oh my god
Jonathan Bailey
that is actually
I know we said
we were going to be
light hearted today
but I have to come
for Jonathan Bailey
for restocking the
drink your milk shirts at 2am 2am have to come for Jonathan Bailey for restocking the Laueva Drink Your Milk shirts at 2 a.m.
2 a.m.
2 a.m.
This morning, Jonathan Bailey restocked the Laueva Drink Your Milk.
No.
I checked.
I think like six.
I woke up at six.
All of a sudden, I see Jonathan Bailey has posted this little sexy video of himself drinking
milk, wiping his face clean of the milk.
I need to see this ASAP.
What?
He said, we restock.
And I go to check.
Sold out.
All the sizes.
And it said like five hours ago when I checked.
And I'm like, I just woke up.
How is it already sold out?
Like, I guess he's in the, like, UK, I'm assuming.
In, like, the UK time zone.
But we got to think about the divas on the west and the east and everywhere else.
Yeah.
I was actually even signed up for notifications.
And I didn't get a notification.
That is great.
Because I had to sign up for the large, extra large.
That is fishy.
And I was at, oh, he said 2 in the morning.
I was up at 1 in the morning.
We both got texts.
What did you get a text about? Did you have something at 1 in the morning in the morning i was about one in the morning we both got texts what did you get a text about did you have something
at one in the morning i got a text the gate called us about delivery for some reason there's like i
think it's amazon flex there's something that they come after 11 p.m yeah yeah i'm like who was that
and also rosanna pancino sent me a text at 1 p.m or 1 a.m and was like i need to come on the
podcast my girl when tell me like i was like absolutely like i i think that's an exclusive
because i think she should have her own pocket she has all the teeth, I was like, absolutely. Like, I think that's an exclusive. Because I think she should have her own podcast.
She has all the teeth.
But I was like, whenever you want to, girl.
Like, let's do it.
I love her and Santa.
So, like, hopefully soon she can be our next guest.
But she texted me at 1 a.m. I was like, and then I texted back
because I get up early, like 5.30.
And then she was still up.
And she, like, liked it.
I was like, oh, my God.
Girl's on the beat.
She is on the beast beat.
She's like, I got to be up at all hours.
I'm so mad about this LeWayVay shirt, though,
because I did sign up for notifications.
I was up at, like, 1 a.m., 2 at all hours. I'm so mad about this Luwewe shirt, though, because I did sign up for notifications. I was up at like 1 a.m., 2 a.m.
I'm so annoyed.
Look, why do they not order more?
Like, why would they sell out?
I know.
It's just like a pretty, I mean, no offense, it's a pretty basic t-shirt.
It's a white t-shirt with just that drink your milk on it.
Like, the Etsy girls, I'm sure, are printing them like a hundred times out.
They are.
Yeah.
Zazzle Redbubble, but we want the Luwewe.
We want the Luwewe, yes.
So, mm-hmm.
I want to see the video
I have dreams about
Jonathan Bailey
nightly
and we haven't even
watched the show
this video is gonna do it to you
I actually might have to
pull it up for you
I need to see
he knows what he's doing
I mean it's for charity
it's for the gays
so like God bless him
for doing this
well apparently for the
queers over here too
yeah cause I
I think even Moses
right you think he's like
attractive
I like his look in Wicked.
In Wicked, you like it.
You don't like him in Bridgerton?
You like Colin more?
You're more of a Colin.
This is him drinking his water.
Already so hot.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
The face wipe at the end is what like really.
Yeah. Yeah.
We should just do a whole reaction video to Jonathan Bailey.
You got to recreate that, Moses.
You should recreate that too.
You might have a little beard going on.
Well, I feel like we need a freaking shirt to recreate this.
That's true.
God, Lueve, send it to us.
We'll pay double.
I'm just going to Sharpie it on a white shirt myself and do it.
No.
Because the milk stains make it too.
There's like milk stains on the neck that make it really cool.
He's really doing the Lord's work.
He posted this on his Instagram story.
I shaved my ass for Luave.
What?
What?
This is on his Instagram?
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
I want to see that.
You know how many people would pay just for that, like a shaved ass pic?
I wonder how much they paid him to post that.
I think he just did it.
I think it's for charity.
Yeah.
It's for the gays.
Yeah.
He's just like, I'm just doing this for fun. He's like so gorgeous and so beautiful in every way. I think it's for charity yeah for the gays yeah he's just like I'm just doing this for fun
he's like so gorge
and so beautiful
in every way
like it's crazy
but although for a minute
it gave me a little bit
Zayn Hijazi vibes
in that video
oh I can just kind of see that
yeah
like when he was really skinny
Zayn
and it's kind of like
whoa like you know
jump scare
but I guess Zayn's like
handsome objectively
I guess I just like know him
and I
but also he's really nice
so I guess he should
I guess just cause like
the David Association
didn't give me ick
you know what I mean but yeah god that guy's gorge holy shit i
can't wait for wicked i cannot wait for wicked oh my god i'm just i'm sad i'm sad man that's he's
he's so pretty he's so pretty i know that really got me so sad i was like so quick to check too
because it like it looked like it was in stock when i opened it and then because it was still
so early like west coast time so i'm like obviously they have to have it in stock and
then like seeing every single size every single size sold out yeah I was gonna say we could
squeeze into a small whatever they say yeah granted I don't know those European sizes or
whatever because I think you got me a large in the challengers Louis Vichor and is it snug or
maybe it's even extra large I don't know but it doesn't I it looks like oh it'll be so big on me
but oh that's the worst there was a pair of pants like these are huge and then i put them on
i was like oh my god they fit we're making just trish pants like sweatpants and i was like oh
these are so cute and i'm like oh my god but they're so huge and then i'm like definitely
too small it's very humbling yeah oh interesting i thought because i thought they would be oversized
they look like they would be and like it's really soft like material so it looks like i don't know like just cozy to be yeah you think you're gonna look like zendaya in it exactly
nothing of the sort nothing that's why i haven't worn mine yet either mine's a little snug on me
too but but i'll squeeze into a small i don't care i'll like i'll i'll do ozempic for that i don't
know but he has encouraged me to drink the milk although milk is controversial as we talked about
oh yeah i wonder if jonathan bailey has gotten any of the anti-milk smoke.
Definitely not.
I think he could do literally anything, and people, like, don't care.
Yeah.
It's the pretty privilege of it all, right?
Like, yeah.
And he's gay and an advocate, so that all kind of balances out, I guess.
And he just is, like, like you said, he's for the gays, but he's also for, like, the
girlies, like, Bridgerton, Wicked.
Like, you know what I mean?
They're all, like, everyone's just...
For the bros soon, Jurassic Park.
He really is.
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
You're actually right. Everyone dinosaurs people love dinosaurs kids love
dinosaurs too it's a weird thing even malibu i think dinosaurs are designed for babies for kids
right they see them and there's something about them that they that's all she plays it's really
weird she has a game that just plays dinosaurs and like she gives them a bath and they feed they
feed them like it's so weird.
And then she has one where they eat eggs and stuff.
It's so weird, but she does love the dinosaurs.
And that's her word.
She says it all the time.
She's like, dinosaur, dinosaur.
Yeah, dinosaur game, dinosaur game.
Maybe she'll love Jurassic whatever it's called.
Oh, we're going to take her to see it.
That'll be her first movie for sure.
I would love to interview him.
I wonder if he would like us, though.
I don't know if he's girly-coded like that.
He seems fun.
He seems kind of camp.
He seems camp.
Yeah?
The video I always will have in my head is him dancing in, like, the club, and he has
these angel wings on.
Yes.
And he just seems like a fun time.
Yeah.
He seems fun.
Maybe he'll come to WeHo with us.
Yeah.
Would you go if he was like, I'm going to come?
Yes, of course.
Oh, but I'd also be, like, so intimidated.
Oh, yeah, he did say that.
He's one that I would be a little intimidated by.
Even though I feel like he'd be fun, I'd be like, oh.
I would too.
I think we talked about this before.
Like someone like very, very good looking is like almost like I can't talk to them.
Yeah.
I never see – I tell you this.
I really don't find people attractive for the most part, especially guys.
But he is – there is something just like perfect about his like face.
And maybe his acting, right?
Like his characters he plays.
Like it's just all of them.
Like I said, fellow travelers too.
Like his character is very smart, intelligent, hot. Like wicked obviously. Like, you know, I think maybe the characters he plays like it's just all of them like i said fellow travelers too like his character is very smart intelligent hot like wicked obviously like
you know i think maybe the characters yeah that is so funny i was thinking the same thing too
because i was thinking this is a long story as to how i got there but i'm an unmedicated diva
right now because we are in the midst of an adderall shortage in my area i don't know if
it's around the country but in my area i cannot get my adderall so i am unmedicated and it's a little
wild and i was thinking it's like again long story but my brain is like the movie twisters
with glenn powell that's how i was thinking about it in my head i was like wow i feel like there's
twisters here there's twisters there just like in my head and i was like the only thing missing
from twisters is glenn powell like in the wet t-shirt and wet white t-shirt like looking hot
but then i was like he just wouldn't be in my brain because I don't like Glenn Powell like that
like I respect the
Glenn Powell nation
like I love that
girls love him
but he's just not for me
I'm like what is it
but like a Jonathan Bailey
like I would be like
a little intimidated by like
oh I see
Glenn Powell you could handle
Jonathan Bailey
yes yes
what were you saying
twisters here
twisters there
were there actual twisters
in your head
just in my head
because there's like
so many thoughts
and like Glenn Powell
is a twister chaser
in the movie and that's how my brain is like chasing many thoughts. And like Glenn Powell is a twister chaser in the movie.
And that's how my brain is like chasing the thoughts.
I'm like, oh, like here.
What a good analogy.
Right?
That's what I was thinking too.
Yeah.
I feel the, is it anxiety?
What is it?
What is ADHD?
The disfocus I can feel.
Yeah.
It's just like the different sporadic thoughts.
And I go and I chase after one.
I'm like, oh, there's a twister there.
I love that.
And then I'm like, oh, wait, there's also one over there.
Like, let me go see that one.
That's fun. Yeah. That's how i feel all the time though maybe i need to
be on that medication because i constantly that's why i had to meditate because i'm constantly
chasing thoughts in my head yes it is very bad it's like my brain is just like so for her it's
documented on her notes app oh yeah yeah it's like seriously if you go through a note shop you
will see that you'll like twisters of notes and words and things and ideas. That's Patreon.
Going through my notes is insane.
I have like tens of thousands.
And I'm just constantly like even one word.
And I do it quick because I never want Moses to see either.
And sometimes I hide it.
Because it's just like the most random things I write down.
Yeah, it doesn't matter what we are, what we're doing.
Suddenly be like, note.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Yeah, that's why I like TV because like most of the time I'm not thinking.
But there are sometimes like hacks.
So many notes.
Because I was like, why?
This isn't. You know, sometimes it just inspires you for something else. the time I'm not thinking. But there are sometimes like hacks. So many notes. Because I was like, why? This isn't.
You know, sometimes it just inspires you for something else.
And so I had so many.
But that's why I like Bridgerton because I fully got lost in that show.
And the notes came to me after.
But during, I was just like in it, you know.
And it was so good.
But yeah, we need to get on that medication.
Like the shortage of it.
Like that's so bullshit. What is going on?
Yeah, exactly.
Like how hard could it be?
I have literally no idea. Maybe it is hard. Or maybe, I don't know. I don't think so. Big ph going on? Yeah, exactly. Like how hard could it be? I have literally no idea.
Maybe it is hard or maybe, I don't know, Big Pharma.
I don't know.
Right.
It could go either way.
Pulling a Louis Vuitton.
Louis Vuitton.
I was going to say they're using them to make Louis Vuitton shirts.
Yeah.
Or those freaking Stanley cups.
Love Check Fancy was selling out of those yesterday too, but I got two.
I did see your Stanley success.
Because you know what?
Here's a hack for next time.
Love Check Fancy sold out.
Like people were in line and they didn't get it. And so I went to, I was, because you know what? Here's a hack for next time. Love Shack Fancy sold out. Like, people were in line
and they didn't get it.
And so I went to,
I was out like a couple hours later.
I went to stanley.com
and they had,
the Bridgerton color,
the blue was all sold out.
Callie's like,
who even,
like,
she's like,
my sister was like,
who even wants blue?
It's so ugly.
I'm like,
it's very Bridgerton.
That's why.
But what is Love Shack Fancy?
Because I saw your post,
but I have no idea.
Wait,
what?
Love Shack Fancy is like,
it's like the girl brand.
Like,
they have perfumes.
It's all those like, very like, coquette bridgerton flower dresses and they're expensive they're like 300 or 400 dresses the cups like it's just like the print and they have it at
pottery barn they have it at love shack fancy's everywhere god where else it was a pottery barn
somewhere else because our sheets are love shack fancy we got like bridgerton blue it's very like
bridgerton vibes which is like what i love it's very yeah like all the girlies love it it's definitely it was a thing like a couple years ago
but it's still really popular and things sell out it's also very small but i try to squeeze
into those xls this olympic you won the stanley cup what what does that mean
the stanley cup oh i got that I did get the Stanley Cup, yes.
For the Olympics.
Yeah.
The Olympics are almost over and we got our, I got my Olympics shirt yesterday, but his
didn't come in.
So I was like, well.
Oh, no.
I know.
Well.
It ends.
It ends Sunday.
Tuesday's not that far from.
It is.
Too far.
It's like, it's like when people like take down their Christmas tree the next day because
it's like Christmas is over.
Like, don't keep it up.
You know what I mean?
And Halloween too.
You don't dress up November 2nd.
You dress up October 31st.
But I feel like we kind of dress up year round.
But I guess that's different.
We're cosplayers.
That's different.
That distinction.
You're so right.
You're so right.
It's not Halloween costumes.
Yeah.
We're professional.
We're professional cosplayers.
That's why.
But any other time.
Yeah.
Also you got to be with it.
You got to keep up with the trends.
Also you have a pumpkin right there.
Babe.
These are the Halloween decorations.
Why would they not?
What?
Why did we do this?
I didn't even notice.
I came in late.
You found it.
Why?
Why are they here?
What are you finding?
There's nothing.
I can't find it.
Halloween's October 31st.
There's nothing to find.
Although, when you go into all the stores now, the Halloween stuff is out, honey.
The Targets, your Halloween is out, HomeGoods.
I mean, you got to lock in and get your Halloween stuff right this second.
That's true.
It is actually so true.
Halloween stuff gets like sold out before September and then like the Christmas stuff
comes and they sell out before November.
I can't even catch my breath before you have to like get ready for the next holiday.
Yeah, it is.
Have you decided on your Halloween costumes yet?
Um, no.
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One, I want one to be Cyclops from the X-Men.
Cute.
But the problem is he has like a red visor
and I wear glasses.
But they do have like,
he does wear like red glasses.
Maybe I could do like that version.
Then I have to get red glasses.
So it's kind of a struggle.
You could wear that all the time, I feel then.
You could wear them outside of it.
And you're right.
Now that you've established
that we're professional cosplayers,'s like well i can also just
use that whenever you know i can tour the different comic cons of the world in this
cosplay yeah i'll do like you like a limelight signing but it's like an oscar from just trish
as cyclops i would gag you should totally do that you need to cosplay as a limelight i would love
to i would really love to i guess i have to get the outfit remade again but I'm waiting for,
I'm waiting to be in a movie,
like a cameo.
Like I don't know
if I want to,
you know what I mean?
Like she needs,
she can only,
it's like,
she only can come out
of retirement
if it's worth it
and I think maybe
the next Deadpool,
you know,
I'll wait.
It's probably going to be a while
but I need to have
like a big cameo.
She's kind of iconic.
I've been seeing so many clips
now on TikTok of it
and I'm kind of like,
kind of ate actually and there was so much interaction with stan lee that i
actually forgot about i was like actually we talked to him so much and i don't even remember it
but is limelight part of the marvel cinematic universe or just the trish cinematic universe
or just like sci-fi channel well good question because we talked about it right you said mcu
was after the show uh i think what year is it 2007 it actually started with that first hulk
movie technically if you want to be technical about it which is about 2006 so maybe you're
right around the time so i feel like i am iron man come out i mean you're one of the origins
you know they just haven't found that i know dark comics put it out so they like did all our covers
and stuff and like whoever won got a full comic book by them but i remember our covers were dark
horse which is also yeah i think i am i think if stan lee creates you like i think
that's it because when i have my outfit stanley is like that's the superhero you're officially
a superhero so i think like that means i am yeah the rights are up in the air like who has the
right that's what i wanted to know too because i was like i'm gonna do merch i'm gonna little
sticker make but then i'm like do they come sue me because they actually but who does have the
rights because technically we have to come up with the character to be on the show, but I'm sure
they started owning it once you're on the show.
Yeah.
I don't know.
I don't think they also care because Sci-Fi Network doesn't exist anymore.
So I think it is, because we were talking about that, like even doing like reaction
videos and I was like, I wonder if they copyright.
Like, I don't know.
Like it's.
Yeah.
It's hard to know if they like sold the whole catalog or something to somebody else.
I hope they own it.
I hope they want it.
They can make a movie out of it.
But so anyway, there's an article that says people who decorate early for halloween are happier than the ones who don't is that why you did it okay i love that i am happy
today so okay good job good job with the sparkly are these from joanne's shout out joanne they
sent us a whole halloween box they also sent my uh costume designer eddie a box and oh i think
they did again he said thank you i don't know if it was because of me. They just sent him one too.
So shout out Joanne's
for sending PR packages
like crazy.
Malibu had a little craft box.
It was such a sweet thing
and we love Joanne's.
Not sponsored,
but looking for a sponsor.
So, you know.
Woo.
Hi.
I really want to reach out
to Dark Horse
for like a statement
about who owns the rights
to Limelight.
Tell them we want a movie.
Everyone go write to them
and say we want a movie.
Because you remember
they used to make like Sharknado
and all those like crappy movies.
I feel like Miss Limelight
could definitely have
like a TV movie, you know.
Because that's what
you could be like,
you know,
daytime you're a talk show host
and nighttime you're a superhero.
It's kind of like the news,
like, you know,
the journalist Superman.
Like Clark Kent.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
That's a good one. He did say, i did find out another superpower from stan lee himself in
that clip the clip is when i get my makeover they put a little mirror on my belt which i
forgot about and he said that's your mirror to deflect the bad guys and i was like or to
distract the bad guys like what did that mirror do like just the reflection or is it magical
because they're all you know bad guys are always narcissists once they see themselves in the mirror
they're like oh look at me that's so weird yeah i just found out that lore i was
like okay and stan lee told me himself he's like that's what the mirror's for i was like all right
work so we find out more and more lore each day the clips are so funny i'm so embarrassing i'm
so cringe my high-pitched voice everything was bad iconic nonetheless i mean they loved it yeah
i'm glad as we can got back I started the viral campaign
for myself
for yourself
I mean it should
it should definitely
should be right now
like a comic books
and then an animation
because that's something
that can be just generated
yeah
just fan art
you don't even have to
pay me anything
I just want it out there
like how cool is that
like it does
now I'm like appreciative of it
I was like
damn I'm a superhero
in Stan Lee's world
like it is kind of cool
it's kind of
some people weren't even born in 2007 that was like what 18 years ago almost
17 years ago i guess yeah you're right that is crazy i know and it's like crazy because like
so many people like weren't even born then i was like damn that's wild getting old i like your
gucci slides you're so bougie oh thanks These were a gift from my trainer at the time, actually.
Damn.
Yeah.
I think he wanted to keep me as a client, but then I left him.
Oh, after the Gucci slides?
A couple months after, yeah.
I would feel guilt.
I'd be like, you know, I got to stay because they gave me Gucci slides.
They're bougie, though.
I love them.
I love them.
You know, I know I always say this, and you probably hate the comparison, but in the good
days, like Shane, he used to always wear those Gucci slides.
They were actually, everyone did have them.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Those were like kind of everything.
Yeah.
I've been going down memory lane.
I saw pictures of me and Joey and I was like I posted it the other day.
Oh I saw that in your story.
Yeah.
Joey replied with hers.
I was like I don't know.
I was feeling nostalgic.
I guess when you go through finding old clips and you see other photos and you're just like
damn I remember this.
Oh I remember this.
Joey we'll have him on.
We need him on one time.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But we have to like get something signed.
You will spill the tea, all the tea.
Oh, yeah.
No edit for you.
We need the opposite of an NDA.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
We need everything.
Yeah.
No final edit.
Full disclosure.
Full disclosure.
Do you think it'd be awkward if you saw him?
Do you think you guys are cool?
I don't think it'd be awkward if I saw him.
No.
Because didn't you just like quit?
I don't know. You'll awkward if I saw him, no. Because didn't you just like quit? I don't know.
You'll have to put it in there.
It was like a slow burn off.
Yeah, it was a slow fade away kind of.
It wasn't like a hard
like two weeks.
So nothing weird though.
He like.
No.
He's like, okay, I get it.
And you're like, I get it.
Bye.
Very much that, yeah.
Okay.
And you guys were like friendly
so it also wasn't like a,
there was no
non-competitor thing going on or whatever i was thinking about that though i was thinking like
if you like went on to another podcast after this i'm like and then i like let's say i went
on the podcast as a guest i'm like is this awkward like hey oscar great to see you here
titles and thumbnails killing it like it would probably be awkward i would think i don't even
if i was friends i don't know maybe because i would be like jealous i guess he doesn't care he's like whatever
maybe he does we'll ask him when he comes on that's true yeah we need to know were you
were you heartbroken were you a little jealous were you a little bitter
maybe he wasn't he's in england living his best life yeah japan before that like he'd just be
traveling i really do i don't like i don't know him that well because i always say like i don't think he's bad but then i said that about colle. I really do. I don't, like, I don't know him that well.
Because I always say, like, I don't think he's bad.
But then I said that about Colleen, too.
I was like, I don't know.
But truly, I don't think Joey is.
Like, he never seemed to be, like, a shithocker.
He doesn't seem to get, like, jealous of people.
Like, he seems to be just chill from what I know.
Yeah, same from what I know.
And I spent a lot of time with him.
So I would think I would have heard if he was, like, I don't know, doing something dubious.
Right, right.
I feel that way, too.
And you guys work together a lot.
I think you did the vegetable video, didn't you yes i remember the vegetables
like i think you were eating like him for a day or something does he eat like that all the time
just broccoli he was because he had like a stomach issue where he that's why i hate it anytime i had
to go to his house and like film for a long day i would literally remember this is nothing against
the working conditions at Wolf Entertainment but
one day because he has no
snacks like he has no snacks
and his dog treats were edible
like for their human grade so they're
edible for humans so the only thing I could have
were these little dog biscuits that were blueberry
and I literally
literally I went on the freaking
dog treat cookie jar and I was eating
these blueberry like dog treats
and it's all I could have
and the dogs were
looking at me sideways
the whole time too
they were like
are you gonna give it to me
no
because I was starving
oh my god
that's so funny
that's the downside
of working for someone
who's like healthy
it's like literally nothing
not here at Just Trish
we got Misfits
Cheez-Its
I gotta restock them
my mom hasn't been here
for a minute
we need her to restock it
mom go to Costco
pick up some snacks.
He was always sponsored by some soda brand, though.
So that was good.
A Lonnie?
It was a Lonnie and then there was another one.
Was it?
Everyone was a Lonnie.
He did have a Lonnie and then he did have this other one.
I remember – shoot, I forgot what it was called, but they sell it at Target.
It's kind of expensive.
It's for like a four pack.
It was like six bucks or something.
Not Celsius? No. called but they sell it at target it's kind of expensive it's for like a four pack it was like six bucks or something not celsius no it was like a it's like a zero sugar whatever cream soda i
don't know i loved it anytime i went there i would just like hog all the sodas but but there was no
food ever yeah no i couldn't do that everything was gluten-free ah i mean shout out to the people
gluten-free but also like i wonder if it really look i know for that, but I was like, does it actually affect someone's
stomach?
I guess it does, doesn't it?
Some people have gluten allergies.
All right, so I'm just taking it back.
Because I literally was like, what if we gave someone that was gluten-free gluten?
Like, what would happen?
I wouldn't do that, but I'm just saying like.
They get really sick.
Like, their stomach has, yeah, issues.
Oh, okay.
Respect that.
I respect that.
I wish my stomach had issues.
Then I could like stop eating all this crap.
But my stomach's like, I love Taco Bell. I'm going to a Taco Bell today well I do well I guess we could do it later
I do want to do the one with the jelly bean sweets I want to get double today and I wanted to shove
my face although I think it's gonna disgust Moses because I was showing you the tiktoks yesterday
and he was not into them I feel like the eating I was just shocked that you would put sauce on
something and eat like that much sauce on something well they do the cheese sauce which Taco Bell cheese sauce is so freaking good it's like the best cheese ever and I could put sauce on something and eat like that much sauce on something. Well, they do the cheese sauce, which Taco Bell cheese sauce is so freaking good.
It's like the best cheese ever.
And I could put that on there.
And then I'm going to get the double burrito.
It is actually really good, but they eat it in like two minutes.
And like, that's what I want to do.
It's so good.
It's literally so good.
But if I do double, it's going to be my whole calories for the day.
So that's all I'm going to have to eat.
But I've been doing grapefruit and eggs for the past three days.
So I guess I'll do it again tonight for dinner.
But Deli Bean Sweets has taken over the mountain blast and just i've
been seeing like more and more articles about her lately about like the controversy about
your content whatever which is wild because yeah it's weird once you see something get like
mainstream like article pickup it's weird like contextualizes it so differently like how like
what do you mean like they just like there was just like a whole um like deep there's been like a whole deep dive into like feeder content
in general like how healthy it is i think to you i didn't know this did you know this that someone
had passed away like on a live stream like a eater a mukbanger basically what happened they
choked or what no so um i think it in China. It was like a live streamer.
Oh.
Literally passed away as they were doing eating content on their live stream.
What did they pass away from?
On July 14th.
From the food or – because it's like, okay, if you're streaming for eight hours,
the likelihood that you could pass away would be increased greater whether you're eating or not, right?
So –
I mean, that's sad.
That's terrible so yeah this muck banger in china was eating 22 pounds
of food on july 14th um and she was only 24 years old and she was in the middle of a live broadcast
when she suddenly passed away and then this is according to like an autopsy that was done
it revealed that her abdomen was severely deformed and her stomach was found to be full of undigested food.
And the cause of death was due to overeating.
A new fear unlocks.
I know.
That's so scary.
I was like, I didn't know what you knew about it because I've never heard about it.
But I guess that's how it contextualizes the health risk of feeder content.
Because a lot of people with jelly bean sweets particularly have been commenting
like health concerns or whatever and i always thought it was just like uh i always thought of
it as like a overweight thing like a fat phobia kind of thing but hearing that about was she
overweight she was overweight and then she also was hospitalized before for her overeating she
was doing it wrong like i think people that eat eat that much actually after that take it out.
Like they don't,
because your body just can't digest that much food.
Yeah, that's 22 pounds.
I don't, I'm not sure the equivalent,
like what is that?
Like how many grilled cheese burritos are those?
How much does a burrito weigh?
You think my grilled cheese one?
Is that like a pound?
Does she have 22 of those?
Like what is it?
Like a quarter pounder, right?
That's a quarter of a pound.
Oh, geez.
So she's eating like-
A quarter pounder is like 88 quarter pounders or something i mean yeah i think at that level that's i mean
that's obviously so horrible but i mean that is kind of obviously a risk and people definitely
but i think jelly bean sweets like kind of just eats her meals just quickly which i mean i guess
i'd be more concerned about it like choking or getting stuck or something but um yeah i i think
um the chinese mukbanger who passed away she was eating for 10 hours straight
oh well yeah that's i mean yikes yeah i mean it's a good psa to like not do that but how sad that's
so terrible oh my god i know so that's why the whole discourse around jelly bean sweets is like
her health or whatever but i mean it's also it's so hard with people's health like how can
because with tiktoks you're seeing just that moment like i guess a live stream it makes more sense because you're
literally seeing someone eat for 10 hours but that's with a tiktok it's such a small slice of
the day so yeah i knew zach choy who used to do those asmr ones stuff like that and that would
be his one meal of the day and he would like be on the treadmill in the morning and he was actually
like in really good shape like he had like abs and stuff like that so like basically you would
see him eat on i mean he, he did, he actually did
eat a lot. I think we talked about this before. Like I eat like kind of like high, maybe like
higher calorie or bets if I don't eat a lot in one sitting. Like, I don't know, like my stomach's
too small or something. I'm not sure, but it's just very much like, I think if you eat a lot
in one sitting, then it's like a little bit more, but some of those people can handle it. Like I
said, like Zach Choi or even me, people will say like, all you do is eat fast food, But it's like, I only film when I eat fast food, which is only like, maybe like lately
it's been Taco Bell.
But before that I was, I don't know, once every couple of months I would eat and I would
show it on my video because it's fun to show it.
But in general, I am not a fast food person, but like it would seem that I was because
I'm always showing it on camera.
And Jelly Bean Sweets too.
I don't know how often she posts and maybe she is posting a lot more. But I don't know.
Probably in general like fast food is not the healthiest for you every day.
Totally.
And also it's like with TikTok too.
Like you see people who – like a Harry Daniels.
He'll show us a TikTok that he's posting in two weeks.
That's very true.
That's true.
There's also like that element as well.
So it's just hard to tell when you just like don't know.
Whereas like I said a live stream it's like it's obviously live.
It's 10 hours. You know exactly how long they're going for so i feel like it's different
between like a tiktok and a like a little uh whole live stream how do you eat for 10 hours
like it doesn't even sound good like i love eating it does yeah i like painful to death
like true literally that makes me so sad now i'm not as excited about this mukbang i was so excited
it's very different it's very different am i promoting unhealthy it's just like society
went through all that already with nikocado like yeah like that whole conversation discussion i
think now there's a new generation that you know every few years there's a new nikocado
they are saying it because she um she's obviously like gained weight so i should ask her for comment
we're mutuals i like her i think she's sweet she's super young she's like 20 so obviously like when
you're making money doing stuff like this too it's like i would maybe she'll want to do an interview
i wonder where she is i wonder if she's here she seems sweet but yeah like sometimes you also when
you're young you like don't know or also when you're young your body can process food better
and like um and weight gain is just it's inevitable but i guess because people are seeing it it's
more like shocking and jarring and nikakato is his story is crazy because he was like so like
vegan before and he was like so like thin and he just went like totally the opposite way
you know what i didn't know him he had said that it was like he was just only doing it for like
five more years and then he was gonna like have all his money and just like retire so i don't
know if he's still is he still actively posting i'm not sure i don't know i read
that there was a whole like conspiracy about him just because he went like two weeks without
posting anything i don't know if he ever came back he must have right otherwise i feel like we would
have heard he's still not posting i don't know i just don't hear about him ever yeah it's like we
never hear about him but when we check he always posting because he has like five to ten channels
he does have a lot of channels he's super smart though he told me
about that too how they all make the same amount of money wow yeah he like builds them up and then
they just consistently make money by posting once a week on each one it's crazy he's pretty smart
he made a lot of money and he's sweet i like him like a car if you're out there come on the podcast
i would love to have you on and And jelly bean sweets. Taking over.
Eating competition between them.
Should I do it in front of you or should I just do it solo?
Because the one that they do in front of someone is kind of funny.
But then what would your reaction be?
Because usually their reactions are like, slow down, geez.
But if you said that to me, it'd trigger.
Right, because we have so many old clips of you from the past.
But then I wonder if you're like, let me hold your hair.
But then people are like, wow, he's a feeder.
He's like enjoying this.
So it is a weird one.
I agree with you.
I guess I could do it solo.
But it's not the same.
I love that someone's doing it in front of someone.
I think those are what go viral.
What about like a stranger?
Eating in front of a stranger?
Yeah.
You could just be there smiling.
Or just ignore me or something.
Just like eat normally.
I don't know.
I don't know. I don't know.
We'll have to figure it out.
He hasn't posted in a while.
Wait, really?
I mean, I haven't – I've gone to only three of his channels, his Instagram and his TikTok.
But on all of them, it's been a minute.
Well, the latest I've seen so far is April.
What?
And there's no way to contact him. Like I looked for an email and stuff and it's like really hard to find.
I don't know.
Maybe he just is retired. Yeah, he said he he's going to that was probably five years ago i think 2019
we last collabed it was december 2019 when the stephanie sue and nikocado drama happened i
remember we filmed a mukbang like two weeks prior to that happening and i had the christmas party
i tell you about where it was like nikocado zach shoy like it was jeffree star shane like everybody
was at this christmas party um so yeah i guess yeah i guess that was 2019 five years ago so maybe he did his five-year plan and
retired yeah and he hasn't been posting i don't know well he's okay probably yes he's probably
doing better now that he doesn't have to like post all the time yeah you do feel like you
have to keep up with it especially that many channels right right that's a lot he was making
a lot of money i remember like i think he told me or like at least gave me an estimate i remember
he was making like so much so smart hopefully and he was like a saver he told me he like never spent
like the food was cheap so the food was cheap and they used to live in like columbia i think
so it was like their housing was really cheap i remember he said it was like 400 or something
yeah and they moved to florida later on but. I remember he said it was like $400 or something. Yeah.
And they moved to Florida later on, but I remember when he started, he was in Columbia.
Oh, Nickicato.
Um, another Olympics update, I guess, but we'll get the milk here before it's over.
But that Olympic pole vaulter got offered $250,000 from an adult website to show off
his bulge.
The, yeah, Anthony.
Clothed or unclothed?
It's from an adult website, so I believe it is unclothed.
It was an offer from Cam Soda.
Oh, that's a big one.
Is it?
They have more money.
I think so.
I always see merch that says it's like a bubble and stuff.
Yeah.
They reached out to the French pole vaulting team to see if he would comment,
but they haven't heard back from him.
But, I mean. No. He's an Olympic athlete. they should give him a million for sure honestly yeah that's like putting someone on the wheaties box you know what i mean it's like that's a huge offer
literally huge people would pay they would make that money back so honestly no f that he should
just do it himself put it on the web yeah get all that money um people would pay because they are
like there are a lot of like olympians who like, there are a lot of, like, Olympians who, like, don't make a ton
of money.
Like, I was reading that a lot of them, like, have joined, like, O.F. just to be able to,
like, keep up with, like, their regimen because they aren't making a ton of money outside
of Olympic season.
Olympic athletes are on O.F.?
Yeah.
I'm surprised they don't compete.
Like, more power to her.
I love that.
I think a lot of them aren't, like, going
full Monty, if you
will. But, yeah, there's, like,
a rower from New Zealand
named Robbie Manson. Oh, my gosh.
And he said that he had to turn to OF
to help support his professional athletic career
because he doesn't make enough from just competitions
or, like, the sponsorships. He said,
I get more than double what I would be
on otherwise as an
athlete read it to that which you will but i am making more money from of than i am from rowing
at this stage which kind of makes sense i feel like unless you're like the like a simone biles
who's like yeah the most like iconic in the sports then you know you get all the brain pills in the
world she's the only one people know like by name really yeah like she's synonymous with gymnastics for sure yeah
i wonder how much she does make a ton what is she i don't even know like what is she um who
sponsored like what nike like is she with like a big company i think i don't remember which
companies i she gets so many i think they make money per medal i think too so with the golds
and then i think i read that i don't know i don't know if it's 100 but then also so many brand deals
like after and in between two I think because she is just so like iconic yeah that like she
never has like a shortage of love that brand deals yeah she's iconic is it like think about
like a Michael Phelps too like he was so like so iconic and swimming that he got freaking every
brand deal ever did he get? Did he have a cancellation?
Something with – I think – was it because he was smoking marijuana or something?
Oh, really?
I think there was something like that.
What about a cancellation?
I remember there was something problematic with him and everyone was like, oh, no, not
Michael Phelps.
And I was like, okay.
Because you never hear about him anymore, really.
I don't know.
I think it was – let me see.
Why was Michael Phelps canceled?
We really need to have like a little handbook with cancellations because we keep bringing it up.
Like, wasn't he canceled?
Alphabetically.
Yes.
Paid as Phelps.
He was suspended for.
Oh, he was suspended from the Olympics or what?
Oh, he had a DUI.
Oh, bad one. YeahI. Oh, bad one.
Yeah, that is a bad one.
That's deserving of a cancellation.
That's pretty bad.
We need a cancelpedia.
We do need a cancelpedia, yeah.
Come up with that.
You can market it on Amazon.
Get a book deal.
Oh, yeah, and there was like the Chinese doping scandal.
I don't know if he was involved with that.
What is that?
I have no idea.
Chinese doping?
23 Chinese swimmers were tested positive for a banned substance ahead of the tokyo olympics why was he involved in that i don't know he was oh he was advocating for anti-doping okay well
that's good that's good at least right yeah i don't know but the dui i guess is um yeah it's
pretty bad i think i know my new olympic sport that i'd be on because i didn't even know this
existed i didn't know this was an olympic sport I think the what is it called is it like
speed walking or something I saw that
it is so fierce like those
are divas those are divas
it's like mall walkers and like what if
you run like what qualifies as a run you know what I mean
like what if you go too fast
like it's great that was so
everything they're iconic
the one that was like celebrating early and the other
one like walked faster and she was like this is're iconic the one that was like celebrating early and the other one like walked past and she was like this is this is fierce and the one walking past was just so like
sassy yeah because she doesn't watch cocomelon why does cocomelon the turtle and the rabbit we
always watch it the turtle is in the air chilling towards it's not like the turtle just well that's
literally probably what yeah but i do love that one. Yeah. She was from Spain. The speed walker from Spain.
Laura Garcia Caro.
Speed walker.
I love that.
And also, someone kind of set her up because there was someone by the finish line, I think
that was like celebrating early.
And then she saw them.
I'm pretty sure that's what I saw.
Like, he was kind of like out of the frame a little bit.
Oh, no.
But she was looking at someone as she was like, whoo, whoo, whoo.
And then it's like, who got the angle of the girl passing her and she's like oh
no that would so be you totally but it slows you down that that movement to look over that
slowed her down i was like no did she lose that um she did lose she closed in in third place oh
third so two people yeah two italians antonella pomisano
and valentina trapletts damn they finished in first and second she got third damn to be in
first and just have like a little a little jig and then you freaking get third that sucks that
sucks oh my god that happens a lot we saw it um it was like not the olympics it was like a different
marathon and like the dad brought the two kids and he told them to go like give mommy a hug at
the finish line.
And she hadn't like crossed the finish line yet.
She was like literally like 30 seconds away from it.
And the kids coming out to her like slowed her down and she like lost.
And I was like, that would suck.
Like don't do that.
Just like let them finish their race.
Was that Ukrainian or Italian?
I don't know.
This article says it was two Italians and said another Ukrainian competitor.
But whatever.
Either way, she lost yeah
i love that category i didn't know that was a real one too um speed walking have you seen
why is pole vaulting the hot sport but there's another hot uh pole vaulter who everyone is saying
is the timothy chalamet of pole vaulting i saw we did see a pole vaulter did he he won right he like
yeah he won the golden he ran over to his girlfriend yeah wait for a moment he did not look timothy chalmé wasn't he like blonde or something i swear i was like wait what
why does everyone talk like who else oh bernie spears's ex-assistant was like timothy chalmé
should play justin timberlake i was like no timothy chalmé should not play everybody like
is that the only actor people know like that's so weird and that guy definitely did not look like
him yeah it's so weird people are they're really trying to make timothy chalmé happen he's like
the hawk to a Girl of Acting
where he's just everywhere.
He's just planted and...
Why do people say
he's,
is it because of the hair?
He just kind of has
like the long...
Like floppy hair?
I think that's it.
He kind of looks more to me
like Jeremy Allen White.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I can see that.
Than Timothee Chalamet.
That would act Timothee Chalamet.
Yeah, that's so weird.
He's so specific looking
yeah i did love that little shot of him like running over to his girlfriend i kept seeing
like fan edits of like different like taylor swift songs of him like running from like getting
the gold and running directly to his girlfriend and like the girlfriend's pov too and i was like
i was like why am i getting like all emotional i was like wow that's so sweet but how do they
know where they're at that's a good question don't you think they're in like a big arena like how do they find the maybe they like
they locked in before like they're probably in the friends or family section i would think
and have good eyes to see them there's no way i can see moses in a crowd or something like that
what's his name the mike was his name michael the nerdy uh pummel horse guy oh steven steven yes we
love steven steven wouldn't be able to see his girlfriend i guess because he oh he didn't have his glasses yeah i guess he said he didn't need his glasses to feel
the pummel yeah but he can't see his girlfriend in the crowd maybe he should get lasik then he
could i could never see i like i can't even see moses now like i can't see far at all like it's
so crazy like you're he's literally blurry to me so i'd be like where is he it's so hard and i
guess what's so even romantic about the pole walter is like he literally jumped so high yeah to get to her and then he like ran that's
true so it's very like romantic it's very like move on didn't they pole vault in that movie
remember yeah when he's like never gonna catch my breath say goodbye those who knew me that i
make a man out of you don't they like literally i think she does well they use the sticks to fight
and also she jumped with her stick remember donny osmond he had those big sticks and the one girl
like jumps with it
so maybe that's
the original pole vaulting
wow
what year is Mulan
supposed to take place
oh my god
when does Mulan
you know
take place
or just anytime
it could take place
12th century
wait
oh
yeah
I love Mulan
why did they not put music
in the live action Mulan
that one was like
a mess wasn't it well I know during like quarantine they couldn't music in the live action Mulan? That one was like a mess, wasn't it?
Well, I know during like quarantine they couldn't go to the premiere.
It was a big thing.
But like – no, but like I feel like the cast was good.
I don't know.
I remember there was a – again, Cancelpedia.
I remember that was canceled for some reason.
Really?
They did something offensive or something.
Like maybe – I don't know.
Why was Mulan canceled?
I didn't know that was problematic. I just thought it was like they – like it couldn't be released because it was like 2020 or something. So it don't know why was mulan i didn't know that was problematic
i just thought it was like they like it couldn't be released because it was like 2020 or something
so it didn't get a good release said there was boycott stemming from the actress's public support
of the hong kong police i have no idea what that means but there was a controversy and backlash
around it yeah because i remember there was something like it did not go over well at all
and then of course it was like yeah in the middle covid too so oh man double whammy yeah dang i actually know i never
saw it i never saw it either no but i knew that everyone said the music wasn't there was no music
in it and i think the music was like such a good part like the reflection song and and all the live
action has music so it's weird that they want to put it in yeah they shouldn't learn that like we
want a little song in like like, a live action.
For sure.
Especially a Disney movie.
That's the whole point.
It's like the songs and music.
Get Lin-Manuel Miranda in the freaking booth.
For Mulan?
He is so, like.
That's true.
He could.
Yeah.
Like, I feel like every movie, like, he did The Little Mermaid.
He's not doing the next Moana.
He's not doing Moana 2.
He's not doing the new Moana.
Wow.
Which is, like, Moana first songs were so iconic.
Yeah.
Well, I don't even – I mean I'm cautiously optimistic about that because it was supposed
to be a show, the new Moana.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
But then Disney's like we're going down south.
We need a freaking movie.
We need a hit.
The sequel you're talking about.
Yes.
They're doing live action too, right?
Yeah.
That's also like a separate thing.
Yeah.
I'm excited for that.
I think The Rock will be like so good in it. I like him. This is like a random rock yeah i'm excited for that i think the rock will be like so good in it
this is like a random rock fact okay or duane if you will but i guess he's um there's something
with him like they used him to try to like recruit people into the army but the army said no one and
they paid a ton of money to get hens to be the spokesperson for some reason the army the u.s army
yeah okay and then they said no one got enlisted because of him so they want like their money back from is that real
i think so he couldn't recruit one person yes no there's no way people love the rock that's crazy
i guess he got canceled too god i mean like no one's safe anymore didn't he get canceled during
the maui things i mean people were just like, no. Yeah, with the fight in Oprah.
Yes. God.
Big mistake. Everyone was saying Jenna knew.
She told on herself and got out early.
They knew the cancel culture was coming, so she's like,
I'm out, everybody. Yeah, the US Army
reported this. They paid an $11 million
deal, was expected
to bring thousands into the US military.
But no,
not only did they not get anyone to enlist, to bring thousands into the U.S. military. But no.
Not only did they not get anyone to enlist,
it caused 38 people to leave.
Do they have a survey when you leave?
Why did you leave? The Rock?
The Rock is well done.
The Rock.
What?
That is, I'm so confused.
When was this?
Recent?
This was recent.
I mean, I never saw anything about it, though.
It came out six days ago.
Because it's just genuine.
You know, he's like an actor, not a real fighter, like combat fighter or military person.
He plays like a tough guy on the screen.
And I mean, he's like ripped, obviously, but like.
Yeah.
They're like, no, I want to be a rich actor like him.
I don't want to go to the military.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Interesting marketing, I guess.
Is there any famous, like, U.S. military people?
I guess they could have, like, Chris Evans.
Isn't he, like, literally Captain America?
I guess so.
Sure, that kind of does make more sense.
Only Chuck Norris.
There's only one, Chuck Norris.
Yeah, Chuck Norris could do it.
He wasn't in the military, was he?
It doesn't matter.
He's real.
He's American, I guess.
Yeah, that's so weird.
All of it's weird yeah
why did they pay him
11 million
11
I feel like that money
could have gone
like been used
so many
better ways
like maybe feed
homeless people
in America
just pay the soldiers
more with that money
yeah
it's crazy
wow
okay well
weird
that is wild
I didn't even hear anyone talking about it either way like him
promoting it or the
I know I never saw this like the rock
US Army campaign ever
I mean I guess I'm not the demo but
do they have it I guess it was
I'm sure there's posters I'm sure if you look up there's like posters
of him
he would de-influence me too
I never was like
a hater but like I never got the hype of it.
We tried to watch – there's a movie where he's like obsessed with Elvis and he has a little girl.
I forget what it's called, but it was awful.
It was like he's like a football player.
The Game Plan?
Yeah.
Did you see it?
Yes.
How do you know everything?
I had that on DVD.
Oh, you did?
You love it.
I didn't love it.
We had it on DVD.
But it didn't take much to get me.
I was a physical media diva back in the day.
Like I'd go to Walmart
and be like
what movie can I buy
I love buying DVD
I used to have a huge DVD collection
yes me too
I sold it all
at like one of those stores
I think it's like Amoeba
or something was buying DVDs
oh yeah
I sold them all
so you liked it
I've only seen it once
and I was a tot
when I
how old were you
whenever it came out on DVD
like it was fresh
in the new releases
when was that
yeah I can't remember either I feel like I was definitely an adult and I never saw it we watched out on DVD. Like it was fresh in the new releases. When was that? Yeah, I can't remember either.
I feel like I was definitely an adult.
And I never saw it.
We watched it on Disney Plus.
And I was like, this is kind of awful.
2007.
And I thought I would love it.
2007?
The same year you were.
Oh, superhero.
See, just like years.
I don't remember.
Right after superhero, like 2008, I just go downhill quickly.
Oh, interesting.
Yeah, like I loved that.
They had Elvis music in it.
I was like, oh, this is going to be good.
I loved that there was like a little girl. I was like, oh, yeah, we're going to like music in it. I was like, oh, this is going to be good. I loved that there was, like, a little girl.
I was like, oh, yeah, we're going to, like, watch it.
But it was just – it was so bad.
Like, the script.
When did you watch – like, you watched it recently?
Like, a couple months ago.
But I watched it with Malibu.
I was like, oh, she's going to like it.
It's a cute little girl.
She wasn't into it?
Oh, no.
And she's into everything.
Like, she'll, like, be glued to a – like, she loves Sound of Music, Mary Poppins.
Like, she's glued all day long.
But she didn't like that one.
She's like, nope, flop.
That's how you know.
Future film critic.
Yeah, for sure.
And she knows the good ones.
Like I said, she's the classic sound of music over and over.
She knows the whole Cuckoo song now.
Like she just plays it over and over.
She loves it.
But yeah, there are certain ones that she's like, there was one I put on the other day
and I was super excited that she liked it.
Oh, man.
She likes Beauty and the Beast, the Belle one, but I can't think of the other one.
She loves the Lion King.
She'll scream. I lift her up in the up in there oh i saw that on your story and she screams and she says circle of life
i know she is the future northwest that's for sure she'll be at the hollywood bowl
you never know but platt played the hollywood bowl when he was like six years old he was
winthrop from the music man and i was like maybe she could do that you know what i mean
there was i'm forgetting which movie but i feel like she'd be good at this there's
like movies that they uh have like little kids review beforehand i want to say it was maybe it
was barbie something like that where they specifically like had kids like review it
beforehand and like they're part of like the focus group process really yeah oh she'd be yeah
she'd be great and then i forget which it's killing me that I don't remember which movie it was.
But then, I remember they have these little girls, like, come to the premiere.
And I forget which actress it was, too.
Maybe it was America Ferrer, I want to say.
But, like, literally, like, stopping to, like, meet with them again and, like, thank them for, like, their work on the movie.
Yeah.
Oh, how funny.
So, I feel like that would be something Malibu would stay at, for sure.
How old were they?
They were little girls.
Really? Like, four or five, you think? Yeah. It looked like around five-ish. She would be so good. She's already like that would be something Malibu would say that for sure. How old were they? They were little girls. Really?
Like four or five, you think?
Yeah.
It looked like around five-ish.
She would be so good.
She's already like that.
I'm telling you, she's actually like, I don't know.
Everyone thinks their kids are the smartest.
But there'll be like four versions of So Long, Farewell from Sound of Music.
It's like the original one where it's like the kids on the stairs.
Then it's the original one where like the parents are singing it then.
Then there's like a live musical one with Christian Borle.
And she knows exactly which one she wants.
And she'll be like, that one.
So she knows like which ones are good and which ones aren't.
Like, she knows – she'll see it on TV and she'll, like, say, no, no.
And then she'll be, like, that.
She's, like, no.
So, yeah, I think she will be.
So if anybody wants to hire her – or, like, Kids React.
Remember that?
Oh, my God.
Yeah.
Yeah.
She'd be good at that where they, like, play, like, My Chemical Romance.
Like, what is this?
Are they still around?
The React?
The Fine?
React is still around but it's, like, not the same.
It's not, like, the Fine Brothers anymore.
Oh.
It's just, like, a weird company, I guess, that took over it.
After they tried to trademark React.
They deserve to be canceled for that.
They're like, anyone who does React videos, we're going to sue.
It's like, chill.
You didn't invent this genre.
Like, people –
God, when people –
What do we always say?
Icarus.
When they fly too close to the sun, you know?
Yeah, don't fly too close to the sun.
Stay on the ground or in the shade.
Stay shade.
That meme I sent you was from Mean Girls. I looked it up. I was like,
what was that meme from? And I was like, oh my god, I totally forgot
about that. Where Damien has the hoodie and then
he goes ass.
Did you know? Yes.
You know what I typed is Lay Low?
And then that came up. And I was like, what is that from?
Because there's another one of Homer Simpson going in the bush, but I'm like,
I don't like the Simpsons. But this guy's cute. I was like, I don't know. He was giving me Oscar vibes in a minute. But then I was like, oh, it's Mean Girls And I was like, what is that from? Because there's another one of Homer Simpson going in the bush. But I'm like, I don't like the Simpsons. But this guy is cute.
I was like, I don't know.
He was giving me Oscar vibes in a minute.
But then I was like, oh, it's Mean Girls.
I was like, okay.
I love that you use the GIF keyboard on your iMessage.
I love it.
You don't use it?
No.
I love it.
I have a photo album of reaction photos that I go to.
A lot you.
Really?
I pretty much save all the ones of you.
The GIF one has a lot of me.
If you type Patricia Paytas, there's like a ton.
There's like me eating a salad
and there's me crying.
There's so many.
I was like,
wow, I love that.
Damien from Mean Girls,
the actor.
He slays.
Love him.
Yeah.
I just remembered
Memory Unlocked from two weeks ago.
I don't know.
You saw him?
He was at DragCon.
He had like his booth at DragCon
and he had like,
he had this like alarm
for any time he saw someone
that he thought was hot walk by.
It was like a horn yeah
it was like a little siren go and then he would have a megaphone went hot alert um did you get it
i did not get it someone next to me got it that i was your boyfriend probably like that was like
yeah literally everyone's topic people would hand me like a little stickers you'd be like here you
go here you go you are beautiful talking to my boyfriend and i'm like yeah yeah yeah you are the
most beautiful beautiful lies i'm like okay yes how crazy i've never gotten that where someone
just like you're beautiful yeah what the hell i mean that's insane that has to be like a different
level of beauty where someone because i would never say that to someone i want to be like you're
gorge i guess maybe like a girl you can hype them up i always say that to girls yeah do you yeah
that's good i like that i think that's i love seeing those videos on like twitter where like
girls will be doing their otd like in public and I love when other girls walk by and then they type it
up, you know?
It's so sweet.
They're like, yes, girl.
Like they get like – that's like – because a lot of times girls are like, oh, like, you
know?
Cringe.
Yeah.
Especially this era of mean girls.
I feel like there's just a lot of mean girls lately.
I know.
There was a girl that came up to me ironically at the gym.
Like she had a boyfriend and I didn't know they were together at the time.
I just saw like her and I was like, oh, you slay.
Like, she was wearing, like, a cute, like, outfit.
She, like, looked so cute.
And then I was walking behind her.
And she met up with her boyfriend.
And then her boyfriend made me mad just because of myself.
Because, you know, I'm very, like, Hunger Games coded.
I'm like, who will I beat in the Hunger Games?
In real life, you think that?
Yeah.
At the gym, I'm always looking around thinking, like, okay, who will I beat?
And who will beat me? Weird. And her boyfriend. It is really weird. I love it. Not, like, judgment weird. think that? Yeah. When I'm at the gym, I'm always looking around thinking like, okay, who will I beat and who
will beat me?
Weird.
And her boyfriend, it is really weird.
I love it.
Not like judgment weird, but that's crazy.
It's just so like, well, it makes no sense.
It's like, why am I thinking that?
I'm just really competitive.
So then I saw her boyfriend and I was like, damn, like he definitely could beat my ass.
And I was like so salty about it.
And I was thinking that the whole time.
And then I'm walking and then she stops me.
She was like, I live with the podcast.
Like I was showing my boyfriend the podcast the other day and I was like, that's beautiful.
I love to see that.
And I was like, oh, but you're so gorg.
That's how it came back.
Yeah.
That's my go to.
I don't know why, but I'm like, I guess I shouldn't always just tell people they're
pretty.
Yeah.
There's probably more to them than just totally gorgeous.
Shout out Jeannie.
But yeah.
Jeannie.
Shout out Jeannie.
But why didn't you like her boyfriend?
Just because.
Just because I thought he i know i didn't think i knew he could beat my ass and i hate when like straight guys can beat my ass damn okay that's valid that's valid because i go to the
gym and it's like only old guys because i go so early it's like all like older middle-aged guys
there's a few like young like people who like take it really serious and i know they can beat
my ass but i'm at peace with that this was like a new competitor entered the arena like this person can actually take me
damn like so maybe genie don't bring your boyfriend so early but uh what time do you
wait don't just say what time it was it was like seven but that was late for me i used to be a 5
a.m. er what's genie doing at 7 a.m damn she was squatting she was serious wow i need to get there
we never even talked about mike feist being in the hungry image is that confirmed oh yeah it's 7 a.m. at the gym. Damn. She was squatting. She was serious. Wow. I need to get there. I need to get there.
We never even talked about Mike Feist being in The Hunger Games.
Is that confirmed?
Oh, yeah.
It's still a rumor that he's going to be young Haymitch in The Hunger Games.
There was someone else that I saw, but I didn't recognize him.
That was allegedly in the running.
Another blonde guy.
I saw the picture.
It looked like him, right?
Like the long hair.
Yeah, he did look.
I saw that.
I saw like a tweet.
And someone was like, this person should be it.
But I didn't know who it was.
Yeah, maybe.
I mean, I love Mike Feist. But like by the time they film it, too, he's going to be even older. And saw like a tweet and someone was like, this person should be it. But I didn't know who it was. Yeah, maybe. I mean, I love Mike Feist.
But like by the time they film it too, he's going to be even older.
And if you're being a 16-year-old.
My big concern is he seemed very like not into the fame.
So like being a part of a franchise, like you have to be ready to, you know,
play the game.
Yeah, you got to make everyone be.
I mean, he is very lovable.
Like we saw his podcast with like the little girls
because I told you the Met Gala
he was very standoffish with the reporters he's very
like does not want to be there like you said he was like
disassociating for challengers like it was
like Zendaya and Josh
were like having a blast and he was kind of
like disassociating
and Zendaya had to like tap him awake at one point
yeah even the one where she was like singing
to Evan Hansen like I would expect she was like,
she was like,
all that it takes is a
and him literally just looking at her
like that one.
I was like,
why wouldn't you sing with her?
That's Zendaya being like
hyping you up about
Dear Evan Hansen.
Like, yeah.
Look, I respect those kind of people
because I know they take them so serious
and I also respect that
they don't care about the fame
and they're kind of just like,
whatever, you know what I mean?
But I wish there was more.
I wish he was giving more.
Yeah.
So I think that he, to take on on a franchise it's fine for like a smaller
artistic film but like a franchise yeah a billion dollar franchise you got to be able to sell those
tickets you got to put on a show even in the junkets you have to act like you're having a
great time totally yeah he doesn't look like one who'd like go along with a showman so yeah like
this is my like kind of bridgeton how they like pretend to be a couple yeah it has to be a couple right like just whatever it is
part of the thing like a Hugh Jackman and Ryan Reynolds are selling the bromance fantasy you
know like they're doing everything together yeah you had you kind of have to and I feel like you
said he's just like even challengers like you said they were a throuple everywhere and he just was
like not a part of it I was like this is so sad did he was the one with the turnip or radish. Yes. Of course.
I couldn't remember if it was him or Josh that had it.
No, I'm not a Josh O'Connor stan.
What?
I'm a Mike Feist stan.
There's something Josh O'Connor is going to be in that's big.
Is it the new Knives Out?
Okay, what?
Who thinks that's big?
Is it?
Knives Out is a big franchise.
Knives Out's horrible.
I always had the first one.
I was like, this is the worst movie I've ever seen.
Really?
You hated the first one?
Hated.
And didn't they do one called Glass Onion or something? Yes, Glass Onion. What does that even mean? That was the Netflix one. Never was like, this is the worst movie I've ever seen. Really? You hated the first one? Hated. And then they do one called Glass Onion or something.
Yes, Glass Onion.
What does that even mean?
That was the Netflix one.
Never would have wanted to see those movies ever.
You love them?
I love them.
I think I did love them.
But I'm also so easy to please.
I feel like you're kind of hard to please sometimes when it comes to movies.
There's a lot of movies that you're critical of, I feel.
Like what?
Oh, anything serious.
Like you won't see.
Yeah, of course.
I hate anything serious.
But anything unserious i mean
i'm seated i'm so seated for me i'm a seated for despicable me for like you are i'll see just about
any silly old thing yeah i can't do the animation yeah that's true i guess you do love movies right
yeah like the bike riders i'm not i'm the opposite i'm saying i feel like when i think
but no one else is seated for it either except for you everyone was seated for salt burn yeah
that's true and you like couldn't watch it.
And it was so good.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's true.
That's true.
You clocked me there.
You did clock me hard enough.
And Bike Riders I really thought you were going to see.
I was really excited to talk about it with you.
And you're like, why would I talk about it?
I know.
That was like your top topic that day.
Yes.
And then no one saw it.
It's like if you were excited to see Harold and the Purple Crayon.
No one was excited for that.
Did you see his little –
Zachary Levi.
Yes.
Was he being serious i think he
was he's unfortunately a little delusional and a little corny and a little he's delusional corny
and cocky at the same time i don't know this one was so bad i was like this has to be a joke his
little what was it on instagram yeah he had a little like notes happening on instagram where
he basically said it uh harold and the purple harold and the purple crayon is a better movie than deadpool and wolverine he's like i know everyone wants to see it but harold and the purple harold and the purple crayon is a better movie than
deadpool and wolverine he's like i know everyone wants to see it but harold and the purple crayon
is technically a better movie yeah he's like deadpool's not a family movie so if you're trying
to see something with your family i was like what what are you doing like no first of all
even somebody with a family doesn't want to see harold and the purple crayon nobody asked that
nobody wants to see it what's his name zachary levi yeah i live for him he's kind of a slight
because he has a good voice he was the flynn entangled like i do yeah was he shazam
he was shazam he was the shazam i think you're just picking flop movies sir and i think if you
were to be in a show like deadpool or something i think you would get behind it a little more
but he was also canceled as well though no why um he was but he had a lot of like hot takes he was like anti-vax he was like anti-everything
really okay well then consistent yes and then he called like all the big budget movies garbage
like he was trashing hollywood then he got like fire not fired but dc like rebranded and like
left him in the past but he was trying to cling on he's like no i'm best friends with the guys
in charge like look at me i'm here i am on a ski trip like he literally was like posted a photo of him skiing with like
one of the producers of dc it was like cringe he's cringe yeah because you know he's casted if he was
casting a big budget movie he'd be all about it but he's like yeah but he's like f that like oh
i don't like that that's ick too well I say cancel all of them cancel everybody because honestly
this is the meme of the
yeah like nobody except Ryan Reynolds
and Blake Lively they'll be in every
movie for the rest of our lives that's true is
Blake Lively trying to be in the Britney movie because she wore
the Britney dress to the premiere but she looked good
she looked amazing but she is a little like too
old she could be like the assistant or something
or if they cut to like Britney present
day I guess like I guess we don't know
the... That's true. But also you can't go from
like Addison Rae to Blake Lively. Yeah, that's true.
And also they can age people like, you know, a little bit.
Addison Rae, for sure.
Blake Lively looked stunning and I love her
appreciation for Britney Spears. Yeah.
She wore... What was the dress exactly?
Versace? Yeah, it was a Versace dress. I think
Britney wore it in 2002. The floral.
Was it the exact one?
I think so, from the archive.
Oh, it's so gorgeous.
It was always one of my favorite looks, and she looked really pretty in it.
Yeah.
Yeah, I think everyone's trying to campaign for that role, but.
I couldn't tell if it was just a genuine, like, oh, I love Britney.
Because there's no correlation between Britney Spears and It Ends With Us, this movie.
I think every time's in it.
Is that why?
Yeah, because someone said that.
Someone's like, she really wanted that song in it, and it ended up being in the thing. That's why. Okay in it. Is that why? Yeah, because someone said that. Someone's like, she really wanted that song in it
and it ended up being in the thing.
That's why.
Okay, that's sweet then.
I kind of live for that.
A little like homage
because she really wanted the song
and I think it took like a minute
to get the song
and then they got it in there.
Live for that, okay.
I think that's what I read.
Well, go with that.
Yeah.
It sounded good.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I think that's what it was.
No, yeah,
I'm so excited for the Britney casting.
I wonder when they announce it.
I'm so excited.
Maybe Ariana Grande.
Oh, yeah, she is in with John casting. I wonder when they announce it. I'm so excited. Maybe Ariana Grande. Oh, yeah.
She is in with John M. Chu and Universal now.
Yeah.
But I hope they do.
I think it would be too distracting for like an Ariana because it's like you would see
like Ariana as Britney.
Yeah.
Even though I'm sure – like she is a really good actress.
But like a role like Britney, you really need like a clean slate, I think.
Madison Rae I think will be the one.
I think so too.
So good.
I really feel it
diet pepsi is out can't wait what friday yeah so like tonight yeah live reaction on oh yeah
we'll get our sabrina carpenter smoothies and then we can react to that are we gonna eat at
air one that day too is that gonna be like our healthy mukbang i'm gonna get the mac and cheese
the mac and cheese is superior like Air One's really not that healthy because
they have these, like, breakfast sandwiches that are, like, croissant, cheese, and egg,
and bacon. Like, it's really, like, not healthy yet.
I guess, no. So, I guess you can.
You can get the cauliflower, which is
so tasty, actually. And I'm, like, what?
But, actually, the buffalo cauliflower is amazing.
Yeah, I think we should definitely try the food.
I'll get a little snack. You don't have to if you don't want to.
I don't ever want to, like, force, like, feed you. Like, you know what I mean?
Like, I always felt bad even after the movie thing. I was like, oh, my God. We ate so much. But I lit for a little snack. You don't have to if you don't want to. I don't ever want to like force like feed you. Like you know what I mean? Like I always felt bad even after the movie thing.
I was like oh my god.
We ate so much.
But I lived for it though.
That's the thing.
But the Sabrina Carpenter Air One Smoothie is $28.
Is that the price on it?
I heard $23.
Oh okay.
Yeah.
But we can budget.
That is wild though for like a – I've never had like an Air One Smoothie actually.
Never?
Oh yeah.
We were into the Live Rodrigo when I was pregnant at the time. Yeah. They had like weird – I've never had like an air one smoothie actually. Never? Oh, yeah. We were going to do the Live Rodrigo, but I was pregnant at the time.
Yeah.
They had like weird – like it is weird.
They have so much stuff you can't have when you're pregnant, which I'm like, why?
What is it?
Why is it?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Why would it affect the baby?
Like it's scary.
Like you're putting that in your body, but a baby couldn't have it?
Like I don't know about that, but yeah, I'm not pregnant this time.
Why are they so expensive?
I know that's such like a dumb question, but like why?
I know.
Everything.
Like even the mac and cheese.
Like everything.
Nuts are like $20.
Mangoes $20.
Like everything's crazy.
The mango is really good though.
I just add it to my air one bag.
Like it's actually insane.
Didn't they have a Balenciaga juice that was like $23?
I have no idea.
I've never been to air one.
You've never been to air one?
No.
I would go.
For Joey? He would stop and get a? No, I would go. For Joey?
He would stop and get a smoothie, but I would wait in the car.
Oh, you wouldn't go in?
What?
I don't know why.
Why?
The working conditions were fine.
I realized as I was saying it, I was like, this sounds bad.
But it was like, the air conditioning was on.
Oh, he's not in the car, right?
He would walk in and just see the prices and be like, okay.
That's true.
If you're not like a spender.
That's actually very, yeah.
It's very like, you guys are both not spenders, so I get that.
Like, you know, like $23 on a juice.
I'm like, oh, but it is crazy.
It is a little wild.
But, you know, like we're talking about the stay and glam too.
It's like life is short.
You know, just spend your money.
Because it's like, what is the point in life, right?
What is the point?
We're just here.
We're making money.
We're spending money.
That's it.
My problem is never with the price of the juice.
It's the amount of time it takes them to make it.
Is it a while?
They want you to feel like, okay, you're spending.
So it's pretty much a dollar a minute at least.
At least.
It takes at least 20 minutes plus for them to make your juice.
They put little things and mix it.
I think we can order on the app maybe and pick it up.
Because I always see people go straight to it to pick it up.
But we can maybe do that.
Although part of the joy is waiting in there.
Who did we see?
Did we see Crystalia or something?
We saw somebody in there.
There's always, yeah.
We always see something.
Some random person.
Jason Momoa.
The paparazzi pictures of me and Moses were at the Air One here in Calabasas.
So there's probably paparazzi out there somewhere. Moses were at the Air One here in Calabasas so there's probably
paparazzi out there
somewhere
watching us get into
the Mercedes Maybach
we are de-influenced now
from the Cybertruck
officially everybody
which kind of good
honestly
yeah
cause it's
I went to go see
when I saw it in person
wasn't that impressed
first it was shade
I was like no
but then really
yeah well we don't
have to get political
I guess but
no I mean
we don't want to get political
I don't think it's political A guess but i mean we don't want to get political i don't think it's political i aiden ross just despite anything i just if i i am in my like lover era
right now like i'm so sweet today but i will die an aiden ross hater for sure because he
just don't like him the second i saw him give a cyber truck to trump i was just like no i just
like i was just really de-influenced because i the thought of having the same car first, first of all, it was never really a possibility because like, I would put the money towards
a Cybertruck towards the house.
But in my fantasy, right?
Me and a Cybertruck.
The fact that I would own a Cybertruck and have the same, like I could get confused,
my car confused with Aiden Ross's car.
No, no, never.
I didn't know anything about him until this morning and I was like, I hate this person.
I mean, I just like it.
I hate strong word.
I very just like it. It's fair. It's fair with him. Try to be nice,, I hate this person. I mean, I just like it. I hate the strong word. I very just like it.
Well, it's fair.
It's fair with him.
Trying to be nice, but.
Love her, Erica.
I mean, I think even like, yeah.
I don't know.
That's.
Also, why would you gift like, isn't Donald Trump like rich?
Like, right?
That's what I was thinking.
There's no way.
First of all, he's not going to charge a Tesla in his Trump Tower.
Yeah.
And why would he go into a car like that?
It's not luxurious and gold plated and all that.
Get a Rolls Royce or something like that. I just like it's like if like we had elon musk on
the podcast which will never well but if elon musk came on the podcast i'm like i'm gonna gift you
a rolls royce like i could buy 5 000 of these i don't need one like why would you give me one it's
like so weird especially a tesla truck they're cheap they're actually kind of cheap they're like
a hundred thousand dollars well it was also like news because he it was like a violation of the federal election campaign because you can't
gift like that much money because oh my god you're influencing the election yeah so he can't run for
president anymore he would have to like give it away or return it basically because oh i'm sure
he gave him a rolex oh as well as a cybers why i'm stupid but it was like well over a hundred
thousand dollars worth of gifts so so why did he do that?
just a little dumb. You were saying that
didn't he? He said like Andrew Tate got found out
because of him. Yeah. Maybe he's doing
all this on purpose. Maybe he doesn't want him to run
yeah maybe because when you were saying
this I'm like no one's this dumb
if your friend is like by the way
he's about to flee the country like you wouldn't say that unless you
actually wanted someone I would assume.
I don't know.
I know nothing about him.
Don't come for me.
I get scared talking
about anyone like that
because,
not because I'm scared of them,
but kind of.
I'm just like,
I don't know what kind of people,
you know?
I think the crossover
is like,
non-existent in,
so you don't know.
A fan base?
Yeah, definitely not that,
but I just don't know what,
I don't know if he has
like an army of people
or something,
just, you know,
I don't know.
Kind of weird,
but yeah, I think overall, this Cybertruck is for problematic dudes, which is not us.
So I think we're fine.
I even got the freaking car on Fortnite before all of this.
And now I'm like, damn, I even should return it on Fortnite.
Oh, shoot.
And our intro.
Oh, shoot.
Put the my back in, Louizzle.
We get the two-toed my back from a peak.
At least you didn't commit to like the merch photo shoot in the cybercrack.
That's true.
I was about to, but yeah.
Yeah, the whole thing, like slicing off the finger.
And then when I saw it, like truly when I saw it, I just felt like I was in like a shell car, like a fake car.
Like it just was like, this is kind of not bouge.
And it didn't feel luxurious.
I'm kind of like, nah, I'm over it.
Yeah, because I have never seen it inside either.
And then I was asking my boyfriend about it.
He's like, yeah, it looks just like your car.
And I was like, well, it works for my car because it's like a small Tesla.
It's like the smallest version, so it doesn't look empty.
But yours is even better because you have the white leather.
This is like dirty black.
The black got dirty.
The least one I sat in was dirty.
I don't know.
Because it is a pickup truck.
That's why I had a gut feeling because I knew that once you see it and sit in it you won't feel the same because it's because it's a pickup
truck you know and we had one he never liked it i hated it don't think you're good about it it is
a good like canvas if you want to wrap it like it's so flat it's like a billboard like a little
spaceship but yeah the guy dm'd me too he's like i won't let you drive it but there needs to be an
offer before i let you drive it i was like hey to be an offer before I let you drive it. I was like, hey, fine. I showed up in a Maybach.
I can afford a $100,000 car.
It was such a weird thing.
He was driving me nuts.
And then he really was just trying to get over it.
He was like, you know what?
You can talk to your husband about it.
I was like, first of all, I don't need to talk to my husband about it.
I make my own money.
Oh, my God.
Maybe he watches this show and he knows I'm not about it.
No, no.
He definitely did not know who I was at all.
You could just tell he was this dad that knows nothing.
And I was just like.
He just sees you in your Deadpool shirt. That's true. I looked a little cray cray. That's for sure. I was at all. Like you could just tell he's like this like dad that knows nothing and I was just like. He sees you in your Deadpool shirt
and we're like. That's true. I looked
a little cray cray that's for sure. I was like sweating.
I was like that could be. Yeah he definitely was like not interested
in like selling me this car so I was kind of over it. I was like whatever.
And he's like yeah we just want to get rid of this. So I was like
okay. I don't know. Not this. Not it. I don't want it.
This was his opportunity. If he did his
if he was a good car salesman.
Cause you were ready. You left the car.
She left the AMC
she was like Moses might be mad but I'm just gonna do it
I was like he'll get over it
it's fine because I even had like a check with me
I was like I just might do it quickly
is that why you had the check
I would have
got into the car drove back to the lot
bought a check
take this car back you're not gonna
rip off my wife
it would have been fine but i was so offended i was
just like excuse me what like god's plan dude because then you would have had the same car
as this in a little bit of a hole didn't have been too late yeah yeah we need to not have no
ties with that whatsoever so no longer a cyber truck girly i think we have to change the intro
it's fine i'll talk to louie's a little bit. I know.
And also I saw like Kanye had a version of his.
He had like a custom one that was like round.
What?
It was like spherical almost.
It looked like a UFO kind of.
And that also was like damn.
It was just like an onslaught of like bad.
Yeah.
Yeah.
All the people.
The influencers.
Jake Paul.
I mean I don't know if Jake Paul's bad but just he's the one who originally I was like
oh he looks cool in front of it but now I'm kind of like I don't know maybe he's more I, but he's the one who originally, I was like, oh, he looks cool in front of it. But now I'm kind of like, I don't know. Maybe he's better too.
Yeah, I'm over the Pauls too.
Like, yeah.
Yeah.
Damn.
De-influenced.
For sure.
And Elon also de-influencing me too.
Bye.
Yeah.
Now we need a new hyper fixation though.
Because I had the hyper fixate on something to feel alive.
So I don't know what that's going to be.
That's what I'm saying.
You need to set the new trend.
And I really think it's boats.
We need to set the new trend of boats.
We can change it to that.
Not everyone's going to be like, I need to set the new trend of boats okay well not everyone's
gonna be like i need to get a boat like well let's buy a lake like very few people exactly and usually
it's really good people that live by the water okay well we'll do that then maybe moses wants
to hyper fixate on a boat not i want to get you a boat too because i feel like there's no no no
it's really the pink barbie boat that in my mind for the photo shoot for the intro even for the show you know
just me on a boat the just church boat pink barbie boat
it lines up it works immediately like it's right i like it
oh my god we told yeah let's dm her and get swimming on the big Barbie boat. Come on, Barbie boat. Oh, my God.
That's cute.
Yeah, let's DM her and get her on the-
She can tweet about it.
DM Chapel.
Did you see she tweeted about, who is it?
Again, not to be political.
The person was fun.
Yeah.
I literally-
Okay, we talked about the influencer.
I got that freaking Midwest princess camouflage hat as soon as she tweeted it.
I was like, I would need that.
I got it, too, for us this morning. I literally screenshotted it. Oh was like, I would need that. I got it too for us this morning.
I literally screenshotted it.
Oh, wait, but did you get the real one?
Yeah.
Okay, I didn't know there was a real one, so I got like a knockoff, and I wanted the
real one after.
Why did you go to her page?
I didn't know it was her official merch.
I thought it was like a fake thing.
Why would she tweet about it if it's not her official merch?
I don't know, because the only merch of hers I've seen is a pink bandana, because she always
tweets like, if you want my merch, there's pink bandanas being sold at like lollapalooza i was like well i'm not there but
also like i want like freaking i was gonna surprise you because it comes it doesn't come
out till september 20th anyways but you can order them now okay i'm gonna get two of these because
same i was like oh that's actually kind of cute i loved it but like the low-key like was it kamala
and who's the vp walls i think it's walls walls you're so right yeah i know because
everyone the swifties are like long live the walls we crashed through okay yes i don't know
he's a swifty i don't know he's a swifty and a beyonce stan so he's really for everyone i guess
they loki kind of did rip off the hat though right a little bit yeah because i get camos in
right like everyone has camo but like i mean it does kind of look like the chapel rona i know
right yeah but i don't know how like original the design is.
Was chapel the first one?
Because when I went on Etsy to look, it was like a whole bunch of different sayings on
these country hats.
Oh, it wasn't just Midwest princess.
There was one that was country spelled.
Yeah.
My glam guy today told me he got that hat.
Oh, yeah.
He had one on because I was like, that kind of looks like it too.
That's crazy.
Maybe we should have a just dress one.
A camo.
A pink camo. Camo is a little like, ooh, pink cam of looks like it too. That's crazy. Maybe we should have a just dress one. A pink camo.
Camo is a little like, ooh, pink camo would be cute though.
Yeah, camo was off-putting until I seen like Chapel Row and I was like, okay, she looks
cute in it.
But usually at first I'm like, that's a little too like America, you know what I mean?
But I guess it's in.
Yeah, when I see Chapel with it, I'm like, okay, that's fierce.
What did you get on yours?
It says Midwest Princess.
Oh, you did get it.
But it's not, like, I think Chapel's has like the, what is it, like the trucker hat?
Yeah.
Yeah, this one's just like a hat. Oh, I don't know. Is it a trucker? It definitely has like the ones where it's like like I think Chappell's has like the what is it like the trucker hat? Yeah. Yeah. This one's just like a hat.
Oh, I don't know.
Is it a trucker?
It definitely has like the ones where it's like fastened.
Yes.
Oh, OK.
Yeah.
Maybe.
I don't know if it's like a baseball cap or trucker.
But yeah, maybe.
I can tell.
I think so.
I think hers has like the the trucker.
The adjustable.
But and then mine, I didn't know.
Again, I didn't know it was official.
So like the options were like orange, pink or white.
And I was like, oh, I guess pink is more like chapel
oh that's cute
but then I saw her official
one was orange
so now I'm glad
I'll have an official
in September
I loved it
like again
I never thought
being from the Midwest
was cool
but she made it cool
so I was like
I'm actually too in Midwest
now I'm like owning it
I know before
you were claiming Riverside
oh all the way
I'm California
I thought Riverside
was any better than Illinois
but it felt better to me
but I'm chapel's
Midwest princess so so am I.
I'm like, well, at least something came good from there, from the Midwest.
It's a vibe, you know, it's cute.
I think it's the Hot To Go video she filmed back in the Midwest.
I'm like, that's very Midwest vibes.
Yeah, it's so good.
I love it.
It is great.
Malibu loves Chapel Row, so you know it's approved.
She's like always singing the songs, looking at her on the TV.
Yours would be the Midwest queen.
She's the princess.
Oh, really?
Because I'm older or what?
Just seniority.
I don't think so.
I think Chapel is probably more for queen.
I love that mentality, though.
That's weird.
I guess it's like I was born first, I guess.
But as far as like who's...
She has 80,000 people at Lollapalooza.
You've been famous.
Definitely me being queen for sure.
You have billions of views.
But you've been on the scene
way before she was even known.
Okay, well,
as long as I'm older.
Thank you, though.
Love the hype.
I love it.
It's the most historic crowd
in Lollapalooza history.
It's just more iconic.
You're the queen, yeah.
We gotta marry someone
who thinks you're more iconic
than Chapel Road.
That's so my boyfriend.
Being like, oh, DragCon's going to have to shut down because you bought
a ticket.
It's so that energy.
But I love that.
Me too, I love.
Like, that you love.
That they think that's great.
And that's where you got to be, you know?
Oh, my God.
It just packs me up.
We love a Midwest princess.
Definitely influence.
I was.
I know.
As soon as I saw it, I was like, I need those.
I know.
And then my fear is, like, whenever her, like, US tour happens, I'm like, we we got maybe people will be de-influenced by us like loving her because the ticket sales are going to
be too fierce.
Like I can't handle it.
Oh, right.
So everyone was saying like, yeah, like her fans were like, oh, chapel in a nun costume.
Controversial.
You guys definitely should not go to her tour.
Wait, really?
They're trying to sabotage her?
Just so we can get tickets because it's going to be too fierce.
Kind of weird.
Weird behavior.
That's true.
It is.
I mean, I get it, but it's also be too weird weird behavior that's true it is
i get it but it's a weird same oh you know what i think it was ariana um had to like clap back
because her fans did something similar to like a little prank like they were trying to stop the
hype for her to go on tour so they i forget what it was they were spreading but they were like
starting this they started this rumor that she, had people in her basement or something.
Like, it was, like, a meme rumor.
But Frankie commented on it.
And then I think Ariana saw it.
So then she was like, never mind.
I'm not going to be talking about anything except for Wicked.
Yeah.
Love that, first of all.
Maybe that worked, too.
That was me starting the rumor.
It's like, let's focus on this girl.
No, weird.
Weird behavior all the way.
That's crazy.
Like, that'd be crazy.
Like, I'm sure.
But you know what? Sometimes people be like that. You know, like, they love you so much. They want other people to, like, not like you. all the way. That's great. Like, that'd be crazy. Like, I'm sure, but you know what?
Sometimes people be like that, you know?
Like, they love you so much, they want other people to, like, not like you.
They just want them all to yourself.
Yeah, there's, like, two, like, uh, there's two sides of that coin, I guess.
There is the side that's, like, people just being like, damn, too much competition.
I'll never be able to see her.
Because, like, look at, like, the heiress tour.
It's, like, impossible to get.
Yeah.
Olivia Rodrigo's tickets being $1,000, the cheapest.
Like, okay.
That's crazy
but I think the other side is
like very like gatekeepy
especially because Chapel's like a lesbian
I saw a big thing there was like these sorority
girls did like a viral TikTok dancing to Hot
To Go and someone like quote tweeted it
it's like damn like Chapel wouldn't like this
because all these girls would like
bully lesbians or queer people
and then the girl who was like the president of the sorority was like,
actually, I'm lesbian and I love chapel and we all just have a fun time.
Like it's this weird gatekeeping thing.
I think because she blew up so fast.
Yeah.
Oh, man.
Yeah, yeah.
That's bad.
Missed the mark.
It is crazy how that is.
But there are bullies.
Did you see Aris Tour of, last night? Where is
it? In London. And it's like a TikTok I saw this morning. It already had like 12 million views
this morning. And I did like DM her because I was like, they're young. They were like 15 and 16. So
I was just like, hey girl, I want to talk about this, but like if you don't want me to, it's fine.
But it was just so interesting. So it was like, not interesting. It was so sad. So at the Eros
Tour, right? Taylor Swift, right? Is it Friendship Bracelets? That's the whole vibe or whatever.
She's literally filming these girls behind her. It was two girls. It was, her name is Naraya and then her sister.
They're 15 and 16.
And they filmed the girl.
Like, this girl is literally, like, harassing them, like, calling them, like, bitch, calling
them, like, they said, trash.
They were telling them to, like, leave.
And they were, like, making fun of them. And they filmed. They had, like, the said, trash. They were telling them, like, leave. And they were, like, making fun of them.
And they filmed.
They had, like, the full video.
They had, first they just posted the clip.
The clip got 12 million of them, like, literally bullying, harassing these girls.
And then they posted the full clip.
And they told security, they're like, hey, these girls.
And they straight up asked, because I talked to the girl via DM today, Naraya, and I was
like, if there's anything you want to add or anything like that.
And she goes, no, we literally said, like, why are you guys doing this?
And they literally were like, oh, like, they were saying because they were like black like that's why
like it was actually crazy yeah so she said they talked to security the one security was basically
like we can't do anything another security tried to tell them to like move or whatever and then I
guess they were trying to get like other like it was a lot of and you can like and I think rightfully
so you can see their face like the girls like harassing them and stuff like that and then when
they started filming the girls were trying to be like different but you could tell they were still
whatever you can hear them call like trash like move like all the stuff like that. And then when they started filming, the girls were trying to be like different, but you could tell they were still whatever. You can hear them call him like trash,
like move, like all this stuff like that. And they didn't do anything. And I was like, okay,
this is a Taylor Swift concert, right? Like everyone's there like, cause they love Taylor
and friendship and stuff like that. And the girls even said, we're 15 and 16. Like, how old are you?
And the girl's like, I don't have to tell you my age. And it's like clearly like a grown woman and
stuff like that. And it was just so weird. I was like, what is happening at these shows? Like
someone like Chapel Rowan or Taylor Swift, where it's all about like, like love, like girl, like all this stuff like that. And
like people just being so nasty. And then also in London, like just like downright like, where was
it? It was not London. It was somewhere else maybe. I think they were British is what I thought,
but maybe they weren't in London because I think they were already in London, right?
Oh, maybe it's Poland. It is Poland because someone's like, oh man, I really like Poland.
It is Poland?
I'll send it to you.
Yeah, it is. It's the the capital of Poland I was right about geography
for once
oh my god
I just saw the comments
were like that too
but there was
this was like the short clip
and you like see the girl
you see the two girls here
and then you see the woman
that's like harassing them
back there
oh my god
and she's like
and she like literally repeats it
she's like you're trash
like just like crazy
and then there's like a long
she posted more stuff since this
they're like she kept
coming behind them
look she's like looking
like right into the camera who? yeah it's crazy the first one has like yeah
like 50 million and that is so sad and yeah like they look super cute they have like these little
like diamonds on their like you could tell that and all the comments were like they were like
obviously jealous like these girls look cute and they kept telling him they look like trash like
they're definitely taylor swift vibed and then, when I messaged her, because she was already following me, so she's like,
she's like, the first attempt to us, oh, the first attempt was us trying to get security.
One of the ladies had someone hold onto my leg.
Like someone was like holding on her leg to stop her from walking.
And then every time they walked away, they moved to talk to our friend.
She'd come behind us whispering and telling us to leave.
We turned around and said, you know, to her, are you still going because of our skin color,
right? And she said, yes, with no no problem my sister started having a panic attack you can hear one of my videos they started making fun of
her they started a chant amongst their friend group chanting us to leave over and over this
was a trip to celebrate me graduating since i'm going into my senior year and these women totally
ring my parents and um yeah and then she said and then i said what was the outcome like all
that stuff like that and then she said security said they couldn't do anything even after they
gave them proof.
The first man shushed us and rolled his eyes.
Another security tried to kick them out because the main one just spoke to them and told us to leave it alone.
They said, it was crazy.
So I don't know.
What a crazy experience.
But I was just like, one had a security.
That's so crazy.
Also, like, those are the people when – reminding you of that because we said the chapel run,
like these are the people when like – I mean, Taylor Swift would not like you.
Like, you know what I mean?
Like, why?
No, she wouldn't hate you.
Hate you.
Hate you, actually. Like, the whole thing is like friendship bracelets. Everyone loving – I was like, what the hell is wouldn't. I hate you. Hate you. Hate you, actually.
The whole thing is like friendship bracelets, everyone loving each other.
I was like, what the hell is your problem?
And these are like young girls.
Yeah, it's like, I wish she wasn't still so big because if it was like her like five
years ago, I would have like sent that to like her team and be like, do something for
these girls.
Seriously, yeah.
It sucks that she's so big now that like she can't really do anything.
But damn, that is so.
17 million people are watching all these.
That is so many people.
Yeah, that is so many people i hope her team does see that
because that is so it like literally goes against her whole like brand like literally it's like her
whole brand is like inclusive it's she's supposed to be the girl like a barbie almost like a girl
for everyone like everyone is supposed to see themselves in her like that's the whole point
of the heiress tour yeah you have all these eras all these different like feelings all these like every era represents something different and everyone
sees a part of themselves in each set you know what i mean right that's the point yeah her dancers
are all body diversity there are different races nationalities like different they all bring
different cultures different styles everyone is supposed to see themselves like in the show
it pissed me off i saw this morning it's made me live because i was like first of all like my first thought is that lady was like unwell like i was like okay this
girl something wrong with her but like the group was doing it like there was like a group of like
grown women and then they clearly say they're like we're 15 and 16 like why are you harassing us and
like you guys must not know the term of harassing like we can stand here and talk to you whatever
you know they were like being so it was actually insane i was like this is like really really weird
and like the fact that no one did anything and then they kept like moving around and stuff and no one do any i would my ass would
have been like right and it's like obviously them being 15 16 they can't you know what you know they
did they did good they tried to hold their own they were recording they were trying to do good
and but it's like yeah what can you do except tell security and then security doesn't even do
anything like that's like it was sad i mean you're like so sad and you know she was you know good
then i was like you know good thing they recorded that and stuff because i think in that case that's
what's so beautiful about the internet because like those people could just like get away with it and stuff like that.
True.
Then they're just roaming the world being awful people.
But it's like in that case, it's like that's when you should like definitely hold people accountable because it's like what the hell is your problem?
And also like I said, kids.
It's like obviously you shouldn't do that to anyone.
But it's like then they're literally like, we're kids.
Like what are you doing?
Like crazy.
Yeah.
It's so frustrating, too.
I mean, because also, like, POC, like, Swifty is already, like, it's, they're already, I mean, they're a minority, obviously, in life.
But also, like, in the fandom, they're also a minority.
And they also get it from, like, other fandoms.
Because it's, like, I see it on Twitter all the time.
Like, a lot of, like, my black friends who are Swifty's are, like tay tay haters are like you know oh taylor
swift fans are all like white or whatever and then they're like well this is me like i'm a black
swifty like don't whitewash me you know and it's like so they're already get it tough in the fandom
alone and then like to have that in person at a show where like you're all supposed to be like
were they straight up yeah yeah yeah that's why i know and i had like no problems about it like
that's insane i didn't watch the new video so i have to like watch those i wonder if it's like a i don't know like i feel
it's so hard too because my experience is only like i like la which obviously is stuff like
that like people would like stand up for these girls in their life it sucks that i don't know
what it's like in poland obviously so it's like yeah because everyone was around there was like
people around and stuff but like um i guess they said too in the message she said they're like talking to other people recruiting trying
to tell them to like leave like they're trying to chance like you know harass the girls or whatever
like that it was so weird yeah i mean i guess i yeah i like you say maybe in that sense maybe
because of their like their skin color yeah there's just no like rationale yeah which is even
like more evil and weird and i don't know i was so upset about it and obviously because they were
so young i didn't want to like talk about it make they were so young, I didn't want to, like, talk about it and
make a bigger thing if she, like, didn't want to.
But she was, like –
I was just, like, so mad.
And, like, I guess it does start, yeah, with, like, fandoms and stuff like that because
it's just, like, Taylor's not going to like you.
Like, what?
Like, they should – I don't know.
They should be banned from every Taylor Swift thing ever.
Because if that was, like, my concert and someone doing that, like, I'd be so pissed.
That's why I did love my concerts.
A lot of people would show up to my concerts by themselves and they'd all make friends with each other because
everyone just showed up alone and i loved it that's why it's like so baffling to me because
i would do that all the time at their concerts i literally yeah since i was like 15 i would my
parents would drop me off and i would just go in there and like talk to whoever was around me
and it was always fine like i love that maybe the woman wasn't in the wrong but i just saw a plane
clip of a flight attendant you see that i was telling the mom that she needs to get off the plane so they can talk to her.
And she had two daughters next to her that were like five and six.
You saw that one?
And she's like, well, what am I supposed to do?
Like, basically she was telling her to like leave the daughters there and she had to get
off the plane to talk to them.
And she's like, I'm not like leaving my daughters.
Like, what?
Was that right?
What was it like?
Yeah, because the kids were sleeping.
They were delayed a couple of hours and the kids were sleeping, like really little kids.
And the stewardess was like, no, you have to come out with me or I'll call the police to take you out.
She's like, I'm not leaving my kids and you can tell me what you need to tell me right here and now.
And then she's like, no.
It was crazy.
She's like, I'm calling the police.
She goes, oh, hey, do it.
Like, what's it matter?
And then she goes, we're going to have to evacuate everyone off the plane.
She goes, well, I don't care if that has to happen.
Like, it was so weird.
I wonder if they was, was it an American airline or was it a U or was it a u.s airline not american but yeah maybe delta after you look
yeah see what what was the resolution of it because i just saw that part because originally
i was like oh my god like just like take your kids don't fight but then i was just like i guess she
wanted her to leave or something i don't know i guess maybe the flight attendant was in the wrong
i guess we don't know the full story either i don't know what the woman was doing but
it was either way a mom with two kids how wrong can she be you know the
kids are sleeping you're so busy taking care of your kids it's not much else yeah but i guess me
i guess because i'm so you know i get embarrassed easily i'd probably just like be like okay we're
gonna off the plane like i would hate to be like the person that like causes the thing but i could
see that other passengers around were on the side of the mom so obviously you didn't do something
wrong usually people are like get off you know leave if that person did something wrong to somebody
but everyone else supported the mom and they're like no this is wrong she doesn't that's what
she was saying she's like i'm not gonna move my kids out of the seats or what oh i did see in the
comments that maybe it was like overbooked or something but also like why would they ask her
to specifically leave if it was overbooked i don't know that's what i read in the comments with me
that wouldn't make sense i don't know i'm's what I read in the comments with me. That wouldn't make sense. I don't know.
Kind of related with flying.
When's the last time you flew?
Because I don't know how I was going to see.
Honeymoon.
Honeymoon, January 2021
to the Maldives.
This was like an older
conspiracy theory,
but it was like that.
We have Shane Dawson
again over here.
The Gucci slides.
Conspiracy.
Big butt set off
false alarms
at the airport security.
That was good.
Yeah.
It was nice to give you
Shane vibes in the best way
not the weird chain the the chain people love the cancer energy yes yeah yeah very much that
okay so what the big butts yeah there's a there was a tiktok theory that um a tiktoker went through
uh tsa and then allegedly a tsa agent told her those who are blessed with big posteriors set off the alarms.
So everyone wanted to like test this theory.
And a lot of big booty ladies all said that.
Like, yeah, yeah.
What?
I've always had to get scanned at the TSA.
You or those ladies said that?
In the comments of this TikTok, they all said that.
How big does your butt have to be?
I don't know.
Wait, so are they saying
they pull you aside
to frisk you down
if you have a big butt?
Yes, yes.
That would be true
because I do always get pulled
to the side,
but I don't think my butt's that huge.
That's not my...
You know, sometimes you have
those, like, huge butts.
I don't think mine's humongous,
but I do get frisked
every time I go to the airport.
Oh, wow.
Okay, yeah.
Well, that's what all
these girls are saying,
but the TSA issued a statement
that it wasn't true.
Of course.
They're not going to be like.
It could be.
So TSA cannot verify the authenticity of the claims made on TikTok.
Oh my gosh.
Without more context.
However, I can verify that the TSA's on-person screening technology effectively screens diverse
populations of travelers.
And stuff like sweat can also
like set off the alarms or whatever so i guess that makes sense big booty people probably sweat
yeah for sure i sweat all the time so that could be yeah you just gotta give a good wash back there
i guess is it true that like when they do the scans though they basically just see you naked
though is that what it is what scans are they doing yeah there's different there's different machines but um at the beginning
they did and then they adjusted the level so now they can't really see the outline of your body
like they used to it's the stick figure but if there's anything that's like metal that will pop
that will show on the screen because i saw like videos on twitter and again who knows if they're
real or fake.
It was one of those things.
But you could see the whole hog, if you will.
Oh, probably.
Yeah.
Originally, they did.
Whoa.
Yeah.
That is kind of a little violating.
Right?
That seems like.
Crazy.
Yeah.
I wonder if they see.
So they see metal.
So like Alex Warren has a bullet in his like chest.
I wonder if they see that.
Oh, I'm sure they do.
Yeah.
Really?
He would probably have a card or something with him to.
Say like I have a bullet in me?
Yeah.
That's crazy.
They'll test it.
Wow.
Yeah.
I think the last time we traveled, I think I was pregnant, and I think I didn't have
to go through those machines.
They – I guess they used to scan.
I don't know what they did, actually.
Did I get scanned?
I know I didn't have to go through them.
They just use a handheld metal detector and –
How do they even know, though?
I could have been, like, lying.
I wasn't.
I was definitely pregnant.
But, like, how do they know you're not because i'm like i can't go through
security because i was only like six weeks so i wasn't even like showing but i was like they still
check it's more inconvenient to you because it's not as fast as just walking through no they did
kind of put a still check oh i thought i went through the line quicker or something like that
i don't remember it was in dubai dubai was bougie though. They gave us like breakfast.
They had a hotel at the Dubai airport.
Was that the underwater room?
Yeah.
Yeah.
That was fierce.
That was fierce.
It was kind of scary because it was a little close.
And that room was like in the middle of the ocean as opposed to.
Wait, really?
Yeah.
So like the other huts are like, you know, they're like on the cute little bay part where
it's like shallow like ish water.
You can still see clear down.
This has to be in the middle of the ocean because I don't know how deep it was,
like 16 feet, 20 feet deep.
Yeah, and so our room was so disconnected
from like those cute little huts at the resort.
And it was like a little scary
because like one, I got seasick
because like the ocean was just so much rougher.
Like you can't just jump in from the room
like you can in the huts.
Like the huts, like I've been to Bora Bora
and you can like jump in.
It's clear water.
It's like smooth.
It's like a lagoon basically.
This was like, you're in the middle of the ocean yeah and then it was super
scary you feel you almost feel like a pirate ship can just come up to your house yeah and and like
end up here or something because you really are like the furthest out because it's like the nicest
one so it's like the furthest outs and secluded on your own yeah but it's wild i mean the view
is like 360 ocean and it's like rough.
I have to rewatch.
You vlogged it, right?
Yes.
Yeah, I need to rewatch the vlog.
For some reason, I remembered it so differently where I thought it was the one where it's almost like I thought it was the one where it's like an aquarium in like the resort.
You know what I mean?
And there's like an underwater like room there.
I didn't know you were out in the ocean.
They have that.
There's two things.
One, they have a restaurant that's underwater.
So a lot of footage you see in general is usually the restaurant underwater.
It's a go-go.
And then this room, the top, it's like a beautiful villa.
And then underneath you go and you're under the water.
There's another bedroom underwater.
But we never stayed underwater.
We always stayed at the top.
It's actually scary.
Like you're just down there.
It's all like dark.
And I don't know.
It's kind of scary.
It's really interesting because the sound.
You just hear this crackling sound
and you think like,
is the room kind of like slowly breaking apart or something?
It actually was scary.
It's really amazing.
It's really amazing.
It was amazing, but it was scary
because I think Paris Hilton was there
like a week before us for her honeymoon,
like literally that same room and stuff like that,
although she is a Hilton
because it's at the Hilton.
It's like the Conrad Hilton or something in the Maldives.
But I thought the same thing with,
I think I just like couldn't sleep there.
I think I was just like not relaxed. I thought the same thing. I think I just couldn't sleep there. I think I was just not relaxed.
I thought the same thing.
I was like, what if a pirate ship – because you really could – because they know whoever's
staying there.
What is it?
It was like $50,000 a night.
I think we got it for $25,000 a night because we were there in January or something.
So I think it was like $25,000 a night.
Again, why we went broke is who spends $25,000 a night on that?
That's insane.
When the Hutts were like $2,000 a night, it's like so much better.
But we were at $25,000.
I literally thought I was Paris Hilton.
I was like, yes, let's do this. And then I wondered why I had to sell my Birkins. I was like,2,000 a night, it's like so much better. But we were $25,000. I literally thought I was Paris Hilton. I was like, yes, let's do this.
And then I wondered why I had to sell my Birkins.
I was like, oh, okay.
Well, anyways, it wasn't even worth it.
But it was like, you know, you know the people staying in that place is rich.
So like there are pirates in the world.
So like why wouldn't you?
And you could just jump off your boat and go right into the room because it's like side doors.
And the dock is like open.
So you could literally just pull the boat up.
I was so scared.
I literally was scared of that. And then on top of everything else, I guess open, so we could literally just pull the bullet out. I was so scared.
I was – I literally was scared of that.
And then on top of everything else, I guess they don't like people who do adult work over there, so everyone was, like, trying to get us arrested.
Oh, yeah.
They're like, oh, she's an adult.
So I was just like, I want to get out of here.
Like, I was, like, so – I was truly, like, scared.
The people were really nice.
Like, everyone on there – there's, like, I guess a staff that helps you.
You get, like, your personnel.
They call it, like, a butler.
I don't know if that's like the PC term.
But like someone who helps you with everything.
They have like a little hut like – but still you had to like go down and this.
So they were kind of there at all hours of the day if you wanted them.
But they still took them a minute to get there.
It was really nice.
I really liked that.
So they were like at a – they weren't like connected or like in the –
No.
They weren't connected.
But it was definitely the closest thing.
Otherwise you had to take a golf cart probably like 10 minutes, 15 minutes to the resort.
And then they were maybe like a five minute golf cart away wow yeah and it
was cool because they were there 24 hours they'd bring you breakfast like it was really nice and i
think they like had a chef come quickly it was cool but you had to take a boat to get to your
like villa yeah well you the golf cart yeah but how did you from like the in the ocean yeah they
had a really long yeah but kind it was like a crazy long bridge.
But kind of scary.
It was kind of narrow.
So the thing is so little.
You literally had one wrong thing,
especially at nighttime
because it wasn't really well lit.
Even the restaurants weren't well lit.
Taking the golf cart,
they would drop you off
and you'd go through a jungle.
Remember?
You'd go through this jungle.
And it was pitch black.
I was like,
this is scary.
You don't know the animals or whatever.
So overall, I don't know.
Maldives is gorge. I don't know. I was kind of scared the whole time we is scary. Like you don't know the animals or whatever. So overall, I don't know. Maltese is gorge.
I don't know.
I was kind of scared the whole time we were there.
Were you scared or was that just me?
I don't know.
No, I wasn't.
I think, you know, she lives in a constant, like she's in a horror movie.
So like it's enough that you walk in a dark forest.
I'm like, we are on an island.
There's no wild animals here.
You know, we're not connected to the mainland.
It's just a wolf or a bear will show up.
Yeah.
But yeah, I get it.
I mean, it is interesting.
And even in the, she gets more ocean sick.
So yeah, sitting there, you're just laying in bed and all you see is like waves moving.
Wow.
But you're floating on the ocean.
So you feel like, am I moving?
Yeah.
So it's tricky.
It's very.
I had a manic breakdown with our butler too.
He was driving us and I don't know what happened.
No, what happened is he didn't show up.
We finished the restaurant and they come to get you and bring you to your room.
And he was late.
He didn't show up.
So he started walking.
And that's when you were afraid because we were walking in the forest and it's dark.
Maybe that was it.
And then by the time he came, I was like, I was on the ground like shaking uncontrollably.
And like people were just like surrounding me.
And I was like, I'm so sorry. I don't know i it was weird i felt bad for
him i thought they were gonna kick us off kick us off the island because i really was acting
well i don't i don't know what was wrong with me manic or something yeah but it wasn't that bad
it wasn't i think no not at all people were surrounding me right just to make sure you're
fine but because they didn't know if she needs a medic or not. And then we're just, no, just get,
I think it was Shiraz.
Like just call Shiraz to come over.
And he came over and took us back to the room
and we're fine.
I just thought of Shiraz.
I think I had like $8,000 left in my bank account
and I gave it to him.
I was like, here you go.
Here's your tip for the day.
Cause you know what else we got kind of tricked
to taking a private plane.
We got there and they're like,
oh, we can have a plane pick you up.
Cause you have to take like another plane once you land.
So you take another plane. We didn't know that what was it a boat
was another option they asked it no it was still a plane but you could either go on a plane with
the rest of the people so it's like eight people on the plane or you can go by yourself and there's
like so um you know which if you like we'll pick you up at this time in that place with the airplane
and you say yes you know you don't understand that it's instead of, you can either board the plane that everyone goes on
or they come and pick you up with one.
I know.
And it's like $15,000 instead of...
Or free.
Or free.
Yeah, because the hotel provides it.
No.
So suddenly we're like, wait,
why is there a $15,000 charge on our...
Oh.
And we're like, are we going to be able to make it home?
No, it was actually, it was really scary. I was. It was my poor planning because at this time, we had You were like, are we going to be able to make it home? No, it was actually, it was really scary.
I was, it was my poor planning.
Because at this time, we had just got married.
But like, obviously, our finances were separate.
And I didn't want Moses telling me how to spend money.
I'm like, this is my money, whatever.
But like, literally taking my money down to $0.
And clearly, Moses is not someone who's like, I'm going to spend $15,000 on this.
I mean, granted, like, you helped.
Obviously, you got helped out because you had to take a line.
Like, oh, that's crazy shit.
Anyways, we got, we started at $0, basically.
So whenever everyone's like, Moses is there for the money or the paycheck i was like well what
money because we did we went to zero real quick you know what i mean and i don't say that to like
flex because not a flex but it was we learned and honestly it was good i feel like we built it back
up together i was like well one thing i know you're not here for the money because it was
embarrassing i had to be like i have no money money left. It's like, this is my last $200.
We're going to get to Shiraz because he was so great.
But we had to because I didn't have the money to get back a private plane.
And I was like, how is this $15,000?
And they're like, oh, that's your private plane here.
They're like, well, we can't refund you for the plane you took here.
But I guess if you want to go back, you can just go back with the other people.
I'm like, yeah, put me on a plane with other people.
Like, what?
Like, I don't know.
Again, I guess I was thinking it was a Paris Hilton or something or something over here but no that one was tricky they tricked us into it they
did a little tricky little sneaky i don't think i'd go back to the maldys it was gorge and the
people were very nice but if we lived closer but just so far away the amount of travel you need to
do 24 hours 24 hours yeah that's just too much you know it takes you like 15 to get to dubai then
you have to like stay the night dubai you have to get another flight to the maldys and then once you get to the maldys you have to take
like another plane if you're already in europe or medial east then that's fine that's a whole
long story time we could have done that on my youtube channel that was like i don't know why
we took so long on hot topics to tell you about our honeymoon but i guess just to say like all
that glitter is in gold sometimes you know what i mean like don't let people flexing online
detour your life because you probably were all in a better financial situation than we were in 2021.
So feel good about that.
I say that truly to make people feel better because, you know, like it just, you know,
you see stuff online.
You almost were stuck on the frigging villa.
Yeah.
Oh my God.
Oh, but that was during COVID and we had to take COVID tests.
And I was wondering like, what if we tested for COVID?
Do we have to pay to stay three more days?
Because they wouldn't let you leave if it was like, if you had COVID, you have to stay for three days. I'm like, do they put you up or do we have to pay? I think Do we have to pay to stay three more days? Oh, yeah. Because they wouldn't let you leave if it was like,
if you had COVID,
you have to stay for three days.
I'm like,
do they put you up
or do we have to pay?
I think you would have to pay, honey.
I don't think.
We would have zero dollars.
We would have been put into prison
in the Maldives.
Like,
that would have been insane, actually.
Just be washing dishes, you know?
That was so scary.
Oh, my God.
That's when Moses Craig
has maxed out.
Everyone's just maxing out everything.
So, not only, yeah.
Anyways,
there's that. Lesson learned. Be out. Everyone's just maxing out everything. So not only – yeah. Anyways, there's that.
Lesson learned.
Be smarter.
Don't get a Tesla truck.
That's why I don't get the Tesla truck.
I'm like, let me not.
Like I have two cars that work fine.
So anyways, book a file for bankruptcy.
That's another one going broke.
Book a – I knew you were going to be heartbroken by that.
That's so – okay, so I don't understand because like –
okay, Donald Trump filed bankruptcy but he was still rich.
So you can file and still keep your
money. Is that why? Yeah.
Me looking at money.
If you have an LLC, if you have a company,
the company bankrupts but it doesn't affect the
owners of it. So you keep it.
Because I was like, okay, so Bucca
is going bankrupt but they're still going to be making
pasta. Or if they
sell it because didn't that happen with Chili's or yeah just recently with red lobster yeah they were the same same
company so if somebody comes and say okay i'm gonna buy a bucca you know i'm gonna do it tonight
is there oh there's a powerball tonight okay i really need to win i seriously seriously would
do that because you know what else you could do once you buy the buccas you can go feed the
homeless people the hungry children of america oh wow yeah know, they do have a humongous portion.
Humongous portions that no one can finish.
And I would literally have all the chefs go around to like,
we'll start in LA,
but then we'll like expand out and eventually go over to like India and all
those places and Maldives.
I'm sure there's hungry children there too.
There are hungry children everywhere.
That would be, that's my goal.
So maybe if I went tonight, we'll do that.
Yeah.
That would love that.
Yeah.
At least put half of it towards it.
Half would go to taxes and then the other half will go half, then. Half would go to taxes. And then the other half will go,
half, then a third, no, half to taxes,
and then we'll split the half,
the other half we keep.
Spaghetti for everyone.
Yeah, for the kids.
Yeah.
For the children.
And then, yeah, like I always think that
with these billionaires like Elon Musk,
and it's like, they literally could probably
end world hunger, huh?
And they just don't.
Yeah, like literally though, right?
Yeah, like Twitter, like what he bought Twitter for,
you could like feed everybody in the world.
Or like Jeff Bezos. Yeah.
Amazon.
Why aren't they doing that?
I don't know.
That's so weird.
Yeah, I think if anything, Jeff Bezos should do it more.
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For the Elon, you know, Elon is like, Elon thinks, okay, we need to go to Mars to save humanity.
Right. But then what is
Jeff Bezos doing to save humanity? Nothing.
Yeah, he could literally feed people. We need to, like,
feed these children because they are the future.
Tea! Yeah.
That's one of my stances.
That's a solid, like,
platform to have. Thanks. And there will be
meatballs in the spaghetti. People are, you know,
were criticizing the spaghetti plan.
Why? Why? There will be at least a meatball in the spaghetti.
Who is criticizing that?
Oh, because just carbs?
No, the meat, the ground beef is protein.
Yeah, the meat sauce.
That's what I'm saying.
We didn't specify.
Chicken parmesan.
There's protein in it too.
Yeah, Buga can do all that.
Big ZD, chicken parm.
Veal.
Veal, spaghetti.
Their spaghetti meatballs is superior.
Yes, it is.
I want to go.
I need to redo that Rihanna's photo shoot.
I want to do a cosplay of Rihanna cosplaying me.
Cosplaying you.
It looks similar, right?
It did.
When you put all the photos of Rihanna's new spread, it did look very Trish-coded, for
I was manic this week.
I was posting so much content.
I don't know what it was.
I was like, and then she did not copy you.
But, I mean, granted, mine was inspired, obviously, by different looks.
But the hair was very similar.
Everything was very...
I feel like I was maybe on the mood board.
You know what I mean?
Like they send you a list of photos that they're inspired by.
I would love it.
I love Rihanna.
I mean the Boston one was like very.
With like the right amount hanging out and stuff like that.
I was like this is very fierce.
I loved it.
I would love for like someone who was working on the shoot to like come forward and be like actually yes.
Like validate your claims.
That would be everything. No that would be everything. I would feel so good. Oh my God claims that would be everything no that would be everything i would feel so good oh my god that
would be that would be everything i love rihanna please let me model for fented savage fenty i love
their lingerie oh my god you could be in the fashion show i think oh she always has influencers
like in the fashion really yeah i would love to because she does go up to plus size and i love it
she has like 3x 4x sign me up
I don't think she has
like musical performers
in there too
so you could perform
yes and then
after you perform
immediately go
onto the runway
I perform in the lingerie
freak freak
freak to get freaky
yeah
oh you should have been
wearing Savage Fenty
right now
instead of Skims
Skims is cancelled
Skims is cancelled
I actually do have
a black robe
from Savage Fenty I wore it for her Valentine's
Day shoot. Oh, yeah. I should have worn that.
All right. Next time.
We didn't know you'd be pitching yourself. I know.
That reminds me now that, because did you see
it for the Oscars? Like, um,
Jimmy Kimmel passed and
John Mulaney passed. Yeah. And so I'm like, I'm ready.
You're the next in line. John Mulaney is so problematic.
Why did they ask him? Is he? I thought he was, like, adored.
No, everyone hates him because, like, like right is this the one that like his wife
wanted a baby for 10 years he's like no and then he has a baby with olivia munn like right away
and he's like this is the best thing ever i'm so happy to be a dad like okay but your wife wanted
one like what again the cancel px i thought he won people back because his stand-up was
his like latest stand-up thing was like unproblematic and charming and everyone was
like this is how stand-up guys need to be well then he got married recently and then i was like we hate you again oh
my god yeah they're like we need the cancelled video seriously because they were all like john
john mulvaney i think he never made me like you or something and i was like damn that's crazy
i don't know what did i just say moving i think dylan mulvaney dylan's on my brain all the time
i can't help it mulaney i don't know either i was i can't be sure yeah mulaney. Dylan's on my brain all the time. I can't help it. Mulaney. I don't know.
I can't be sure.
Yeah, Mulaney.
So he's kids.
I would absolutely love to host.
Was it the Oscars?
Oscars, yeah.
Why would they say no?
I think because it's such a hard gig.
Like, it never really goes over well these days, I think.
Everyone's hating on the host. Could you imagine if I host?
I don't think they'll ask me.
You never know.
I heard they're eyeing
the Only Murders in the Building crew.
So like Selena,
Martin Short,
and Steve Martin.
So why do you think
I would have a chance?
In my head,
it makes sense.
Because you're the number one
fan of that show.
So you're an excellent fan.
Of Only Murders in the Building.
So being a fan,
I could be the Oscar.
No, the Oscars.
You love the Oscars.
You love all those movies.
You should be the host
because you're an Oscar.
That's true.
That's where it should be.
I found out Hugh Jackman's son is also named Oscar.
I wonder after what, like Oscar the Grouch?
Me.
No, he's older than me, I think.
Oscar Jackman.
That is a good name.
Oscar Jackman.
Jackman's a good name in general.
I would sell it for just being like a correspondent, you know?
Yeah.
I would love to do that.
Maybe they can promote Chicken shop date amelia to
the host and then you could fill in her red carpet position oh does she go to the oscars
yeah she does the red carpet i'd be second fiddle to her i love her she's at the barbie premiere
she's an icon and yeah i'm down for that i would love in my head though i see like the open the
trish opening monologue because you would like talk really fast you're what you would do like
the high like sweet voice but hey everyone look at the Oscars Ariana you're looking
wicked beautiful tonight
oh my god
instantly booed
you sold it
but me doing it
booed
yeah
tomatoes
but how cute would that be
if you hire people
to throw tomatoes at you
and then it becomes
like a troll
like you're trolling the Oscars
cause like is this real
or is this you know
and you don't really know
that would be so good
oh my god
that would be so good I don't think they'd ever ask you're gonna talk all the time like pretty delusional but you don't really know that would be so good that'd be so
good i don't think they'd ever act like pretty delusional but i don't think they're gonna ask
me i would pitch myself but that's not happening but maybe the red carpet you know maybe that i do
love the oscars i would love to be there who's an oscar contender this year do we know any um
it's hard to say now i heard maybe zendaya i heard maybe even selena gomez her movie hasn't come out yet but
she's in i forget what it's called sorry but it premiered at a film festival a couple months ago
and it won the film festival and really yeah she's like you don't know what it's called i forget what
it's called i think it's a biopic i love it you hate biopics though i know i'm not gonna see the
film but i support selena on her journey towards the osars. Who did she portray? That's what I want to know. Let me see.
Oh, my God. It's all in French.
Oh, oui, oui.
Because it was the Cannes Film Festival.
Bouge.
Oh, I did see something.
I didn't know who she played, though.
Amelia Perez is the film.
Maybe it's not even a biopic, I guess.
I shouldn't have said that.
Oh, okay.
But it sounds like it would be a name, right?
Her character's name, Amelia Perez, in the show? That's what the movie is called. Oh, Amelia Perez. It But it sounds like it would be a name, right? Her character's name Amelia Perez in the show?
That's what the movie is called.
Oh, Amelia Perez.
It probably is somebody in respect.
Right?
Because why else would you put it, make it someone's name if it's not a biopic?
Well.
Like, was, the Elvis movie was called Elvis, right?
Right.
That was a biopic.
But I know what you mean.
Selena was Selena.
But Forrest Gump.
Not real.
Oh, damn.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Like T-Clock.
I feel like there is a lot of times where you have like, who's the other one?
There's another one that's like the talented Mr. Ripley, like not a real teacher.
You know what I mean?
That's true.
Like, I don't know.
I feel like there's a lot of names.
Wonka, not a real.
Damn, you're right.
Yeah.
There was one Sally Field did recently and she was like a person's name and I can't remember
what it was, but yeah.
Well, anyways, Selena might be a best supporting actress, I think.
I hope Zendaya wins.
Was it for Challengers? Yeah. Oh, yeah. For sure anyways, Selena might be a best supporting actress, I think. I hope Zendaya wins. Was it for Challengers?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
For sure.
She was so good.
That movie is like my favorite movie of all time.
I know.
And I feel like the Oscars would want, like, of course you want Zendaya at all the award
shows.
Of course.
Of course.
She's going to slay.
Nominate her.
Love Zendaya.
Yeah, I hope she wins.
That would be everything.
I hope Mike Feist wins, too.
And then I could also see, I was going to say, say what would timmy i guess wonka was last year
yeah no timothy chalmers you're over this to me because people hype him up so much like it really
does feel like a plant or something like that oh yeah people think like lady gaga for for joker
oh no timmy's on the short list for dune maybe austin butler for dune or something i don't know
not him maybe zendaya can get nominated
twice for dune and challengers that'd actually be so fierce right like you're up against yourself
oh my god i wonder no that's never happened it's never happened for uh oh no i guess it's like
people in the same tv show yeah yeah like they'll get nominated against each other yeah i guess
yeah i can't get maybe you can that like because i guess she would technically be supporting in
dune as well so she would be no but she would be lead for challengers for sure yeah yeah yeah so she
couldn't be against herself oh my god but that would still be fierce yeah if anyone can do it
is her is there a cutoff for the oscars like a time yeah i forget what it is but it's no it's
late because like a lot of oscar movies air in yeah. Yeah, that would be – get your submissions in.
What's your submission going to be?
Beetlejuice, Michael Keaton.
Between January 1st and December 31st.
So literally the whole year.
Oh, okay, okay.
So it's there, yeah.
Yeah, I would put Beetlejuice up there, Wicked.
I actually have so many hot topics.
Really?
Yeah, I have like actually so many.
I guess I could save some of these for next week.
I can give you a little rundown about me and so i have the vma best video noms jacqueline hill saying her
lipstick was worse than the loss of family members matt rife and hawk tua dave portnoy getting
defensive over his age gap saying it was 10 plus years when it's actually 21 years more it guys
david doesn't care about money he said he would just be a teacher and wayne brady has a six month
old with a lookalike that looks just like his ex-wife on their new show. Oh my god. I actually have so many, but we can.
Should we do, I think VMAs is probably the timeliest one.
So you want to just do like a.
Is it that interesting?
I don't even know.
I just want to know.
Maybe, yeah.
Just saying all the girlies are nominated for that.
While transitioning from Oscars.
The VMAs are more important than the Oscars.
Who's hosting VMAs this year?
I don't think they've announced yet.
I could do that.
That one I could probably do.
Oh my god, you're so right.
The VMAs is way more
your vibe.
For sure.
I would love to host it.
I love that all the
Video of the Years
are all women
except for Eminem
which is very random.
Even though I love it.
Shout out Eminem
15 years ago.
How?
How is Houdini up there
but like Espresso's not?
That's what I was
wondering too.
Like what?
It's like so weird.
Definitely weird and odd.
Katy Perry's getting
the Vanguard Award.
Oh, is she the Vanguard?
I can present her.
Oh, yeah.
In my denim outfit.
I mean, it's really
a millennial kind of VMA
with Eminem and,
well, Katy Perry's still iconic.
We still love her.
But all the VMA nominees
were like Billie Eilish
for Best Video
and Ariana Grande,
but like no Sabrina Carpenter.
She got nominated
for like Best Artist.
Best Artist, yeah.
But weird.
I mean, granted,
maybe the Please Please was like not at the cutoff.
But I feel like Espresso definitely would have been.
Probably would have been, right?
It would have had to because it was around Coachella.
Yeah.
And like Olivia is in there and her video is older than.
Or fresher?
Like newer?
No, older.
Like.
Oh, but like that's what I'm saying.
Maybe hers is too fresh.
Maybe it was too close to the deadline.
Oh. No, because Billie eilish isn't like i feel like it was billy ariana was around the same time well ariana's can't be friends video got nominated not the boy is mine because boy
is mine came out the same day as please please please but espresso would definitely yeah because
i was like that was super iconic yeah yeah no chapel and i granted like her music videos probably
aren't like the same budget category as them but i still thought like she should have been or i think those videos because
i don't think she did one for good luck babe right i don't think she has a good luck babe
but like hot to go is like an old music video that is just getting picked up now you know
yeah that's true good luck babe has a video but it's like mostly like text and words yeah
like kind of an animation but that's not a music video to be nominated for a video music award.
I love that she always has girls as her love interest
because the other one too
was it Supernova,
Red Hot Supernova?
Is that the song?
And she has like a girl
as her like love interest.
So Chapel,
if you need a love interest,
I'm ready to be it.
Because the sea creature too
is female
and we just like love to see it,
you know?
I would love,
oh my God,
if I could be a love interest
of anybody.
The Weeknd has new music
coming out too
but I would take Chapel Rowan any day over the
weekend.
I love the weekend, but I'm here for it.
I don't think there was ever a guy because why would we ever have guys as an interest?
They're disgusting, including Matt Rife asking, do you see this?
Talking to the Hot Tua Girl?
No.
On Whitney.
Hot Tua Girl is on Whitney Cummings.
By the way, I just want to make it very clear. This is like no hate to the Hot Tua Girl. I. On Whitney? Haktua girl is on Whitney Cummings. Look, by the way,
I just want to make it
very clear,
this is like no hate
to the Haktua girl.
I just found out too
she's only 21,
so I feel like she's
just like riding this wave
the best way she can.
But I just think
the people around her
are just like not doing
her any service at all.
But Haktua girl was on,
what's her name?
Hayley Welch.
Hayley Welch, yeah.
She was on Whitney Cumming
and Whitney Cumming
asked her,
and there's no hate
towards Whitney either.
All hate towards Matt Rife
on this.
But she asked the Hawk
to a girl like,
who her celebrity crush was
and she says Matt Rife.
So Whitney's like,
let's call him Matt Rife.
And from the get,
Matt Rife was giving me
like major ick vibes.
First red flag,
which I just think
if you have to ask someone like,
oh, basically Whitney's like,
this is your celebrity crush,
we're calling you.
And then he asked how old she was.
And I was like, I just feel like if you have to ask.
And clearly, the Hawk Tool Girl is very young looking.
It's like, I don't think that you should even try to go into that, you know, situation,
the flirtiness of it.
But she did say she was 21.
And then he, like, pretended to hang up.
And then she said that she is a crack baby.
And that's where her personality comes from.
To which Matt Rife replied, ah, that's where the personality comes from, the trauma rife replied ah that's where the personality comes from the trauma and i was like he gives me the ick and then when he's like
oh this is your soulmate because she's like a crack baby or something like that and i was like
why is he in the discourse of all this you know what i mean like why do we call matt rife like
these two very cool girls we have whitney who's cool and this hot girl who's 21 and just like the
whole exchange was like so weird we saw her What was the podcast that she was uncomfortable?
It was a guy talking to a hot girl.
She's on Bill Maher.
Why are they putting her in all these like.
Well, anyone that says yes, basically.
They reached everyone.
And anyone that says yes, she went on.
That's why I blame the people around her.
It's this girl that's 21.
And sometimes she's going with the joke.
She's like, yeah, that's where my personality comes from.
I'm a crack baby.
That's what she is.
And that's cool.
Like, okay, you know whatever it's
your story share it but this one with the bill maher was saying that she should definitely just
go into was it of or just sex work or a podcast about sex or something yeah like yeah he was like
i want to podcast about sex and sexuality and you know porn and all that and and she was like i
don't know i'm not sure about it it's like no, but you have to realize if you do it and if you do it, you can do it in our network.
But only if you do it the way I'm telling you to do it.
And he was like so aggressive about, you know, he's like, where did you get that idea?
You know, the whole spitting thing that comes from porn.
Right.
And it was just going on and on.
And she's like, I'm kind of nervous about it.
I'm not sure about it.
She was really uncomfortable.
And Bill Maher, especially like, like i mean he has to be like
50 60 i'm like why also straight i mean not that it matters or whatever but it's like
why are all these ick men like being surrounded by this girl it gives me like it just gives me
like predatory vibes the people around her it's like why are you putting her in this situation
why is like no one looking out for her i think maybe that's like my main issue of all this is
kind of like okay obviously she doesn't want to be she said she won't be known as a hawk to a girl
but all these people are putting her in that like
role including the management around her because they're obviously like putting her in these
situations like why wouldn't they preface it saying she doesn't like to be called talk to a
girl so I'm like talk about spitting whatever because she's freaking 21 years old and then
she's clearly uncomfortable the matter of when she was a little more giddy and flirty because
obviously she you know he's and he's relatively obviously a lot younger than Bill Maher but I was
like why would he be like yeah you have to do this but like the way I tell you it was like
who are you first like also like isn't he like I don't know my Bill Maher but I was like why would he be like yeah you have to do this but like the way I tell you it was like who are you?
Also like isn't he like I don't know about Bill Maher he's like
political person like that's his whole thing right like I wouldn't
even go on the Bill Maher show so I was like who's putting her
I have no idea what she was doing there. So weird.
Also like okay she's been around for
a while now I still haven't heard about what she
does want to do and why
is she in all those interviews like I'm still
waiting to hear like okay
what do you want to do?
What are you doing?
Well, I think she probably just wants to be, like, yeah, get whatever people.
She probably just wants to make something out of it, which I totally get.
And I think people aren't just, like, helping her, like, focus on where to go.
Yeah, that's what I mean.
Like, there's no clear.
And it's hard.
I guess you just, like, I would like to talk.
Maybe she should come on the podcast.
I would like to talk and be, like, what?
I'm not the only one who can help her.
At first, I was, like, she has nothing to say or whatever.
But maybe it's the people around her. Come on, girl. I'm the only one who can help her. At first I was like, she has nothing to say, whatever, but maybe it's the people
around her.
Come on, girl.
I'm going to call back
that number.
Their manager hit me up.
Everyone I know
has hit me up about it.
Hayley Welsh,
come on this show.
We have your back.
No, now she has stories
to tell because she's
been to all those podcasts.
That's what I want to know.
How are you on all these podcasts?
What did you think
about Bill Maher?
Put them on blast.
Who made you uncomfortable?
I don't know,
I don't know,
I don't know,
I don't know,
I don't know,
I don't know,
I don't know,
I don't know,
I don't know,
I don't know,
just tell me personally because then I'll have something to say about it but I I feel for her and I feel
like I just think yeah she she should go down a good path because she has so much like notoriety
and stuff like that there is a way to like push her in a direction I don't know what she wants
to do either but I could find out and that's what people should find out like no more should be like
so what do you want to do not like you only need to do and let me tell you how or whatever he said
like a podcast or something.
I don't know what the hell.
But creepy guys everywhere.
And I'm just like, oh, calling Matt Reif.
And it's like, I feel like Whitney does read the room pretty well with Chris D'Elia, who
was a really good friend of hers.
She pretty much, she denounced him.
She's like, that's creepy.
And the Matt Reif situation, too.
I mean, I guess it's like, I guess he's more like a jerk than a creep.
I can say it from her point of view.
She's a celebrity.
She could just call up a celebrity. Who is your dream guest? Like, let me call them up. It's a flex. You know, it's more like a jerk than a creep. I can see it from her point of view. She's a celebrity. She could just call up a celebrity.
Who is your dream guest?
Like, let me call them up.
It's a flex.
You know, it's kind of a...
Matt Rife is just problematic.
And I just feel like Whitney is like not like problematic like that.
You know what I mean?
Right.
But she's a comedian.
So you probably see him as a fellow comedian.
Yeah.
He's not funny.
I think it's funny to be a comedian.
He did this little spoof.
He like...
This is the Matt Rife news I saw, which I was like...
It wasn't even on my list because it was so annoying in it but yeah it's annoying it was him interviewing himself as like a quote-unquote
blue hair liberal like he had a blue wig and like glasses and he's like matt rife isn't matt
rife canceled it's like no he had like one of the top specials on netflix and it wasn't even close
matt rife i thought he couldn't sell out of his shows no his shows were sold out across the continental u.s like it was like he was spoofing headlines
and i'm like no one cares that much like the fact that you like you literally look so annoying like
you the caution he put on to be this like blue hair liberal it was like it was like this like
karen kind of look like haircut
and like so unserious like it just looked like a clown i'm like yeah hot topic you just look
you're doing the jokes for me like i don't even have to come in here and like dog on you because
like this video isn't embarrassing enough what was it on like tiktok or something it was some
like weird promo he was doing for himself yeah and i was just like one of those things where it's
like if you if you really are like right of those things where it's like if you
if you really are like right and not to say he's not successful maybe it shows to tell whatever
but it's like why do you have to talk about it it's like such a weird thing yeah why do you care
about us girls talking about you that for sure if i'm selling out like the hollywood bull or
whatever i wouldn't care actually i sold out the hot it's like who cares if anything i'd want to
be more under the radar i'll just make you know let me just make my billions while you talk about
me or millions or whatever but like the success should speak for
itself isn't that the whole point of like being successful is that everyone who's ever clowned
on you has proved wrong well you're not really doing a good job proving this wrong you're still
as Dustin Daly would say Bobo the clown I don't know where he got that from but I think he once
called me a Moses Bobo the clown or something that's why I have love hate with Dustin Daly
because I was like can you not that was like weird weird but we love you now distracted by the mushroom and disco balls because it's kind
it's a little phallic and i i keep my eye the way it's set up let's let's readjust
they at the beginning i put them and it was like too much i kind of moved the balls a little bit
away the disco balls yeah because the beginning the mushroom was in the middle and there was a ball
on each side of the mushroom
okay
no that's better
that's more feng shui
right there for you
I agree
but shout out Joanne's
for the disco balls
but okay
can I also say
like a little
just Trisha's Halloween season
you know what
in Home Goods
I saw so much
pink checkered Halloween
I'm not even kidding
no I know
I've seen this
and Michael's too
had pink checkered
and like pink and silver disco balls and I was like I've seen this checkered Halloween. I'm not even kidding. No, I know. I've seen this. And Michael's too had pink checkered. What is going on?
And like pink and silver disco balls.
And I was like,
I've seen this checkered print
because like, spoiler alert,
we have hoodies and blankets
coming next week.
And the blankets look like this,
like with the giant squares.
Because all the patterns
that we were getting,
and it took a year
because the patterns they had
were already like these
pink and white square patterns
that people were getting.
And I was like,
this is so weird.
And I even asked the manufacturers
and stuff and like,
yeah, in the past,
like literally,
because we started looking for merch around two months after the podcast
started so like yeah in the past couple months people have been really wanting this pattern so
we made this fabric already we got the big squares so we had to get it custom but like the little
squares they're like yeah in the past months everyone wanted these skims did pink and white
squares last year and i swear you guys i've loved this pattern for so long it can be attested in so
many ways when i met moses i wanted in my bedroom for oversharing i had pitched this for our podcast like i love this had this fur sitting in where i make the
furniture because i bought them years ago for you right right because i went to my office this fur
was waiting in bags and then finally we pulled the trigger on this podcast but we had it already
like for so long because we wanted to yeah i i love this for your office your office was supposed
to be all that since 2004 i remember
i love this pattern and i could never find it anywhere i was like god i love it and i used to
i would look in in fabric shops i would look because i really just always wanted it and i
could never find it and even the original time i saw this pattern was like in 2003 and it was a
reality show but basically what they did is they had like different it wasn't even one fabric you
could buy they were just literally putting fabrics together yeah cutting the fabrics whatever so now
that they make this fabric and i've seen that like you said
everywhere like like all halloween is like pink checkered pink and white checker it's like so
weird i really do feel like i have a little influence on that for real i feel like maybe
it's a little crazy but the disco balls i know discos are also tricks even i know a lot of people
have it but where are disco balls oh they were a thing i guess they're not there they come up and
down depending on the season we did kind of start with the disco ball thing.
But yeah, I don't know.
I really do think everything's a little Just Trish coated.
I'm not complaining, but anyways, we have the official Just Trish blankets coming with
the big squares because they didn't.
We had to custom get that fabric and now they probably will just sell it to people.
But the big square blankets are coming and it's really, really soft.
And you can also hang it behind you so you can pretend like you're on Just Trish because
it's like a little tapestry.
You need to start ordering some
for PR though
because now we have too many
like celeb fans.
Who wants it?
I'll send it.
I have two.
Nobody wants it
but if someone wants it, yes.
Fia.
Fia, of course.
Love her.
I'm sending her a cup.
I got her address.
Yeah, I'm sending it.
She's getting one for sure.
Hopefully it'll be placed
in Game of Thrones next season.
Who else?
Who's our other celebrity fan?
And that's the whole point, right?
Is to make sure it gets placed.
That's the idea.
You gotta make sure.
If it's not in there,
we're charging you $168 for it.
I heard she has a big arc next season.
Oh.
No, she's fierce.
She's so fierce.
I'll give you 20 if you want.
But also, yeah, like, live for her. Yeah. And the fact that she's gonna be, like, have a big arc next season. Oh. No, she's fierce. She's so fierce. I'll give you 20 if you want. Like, live for her.
Yeah.
And the fact that she's going to be, like, have a big, humongous, like, arc in the next
season.
Love it.
Now I love you even more, girl.
Yeah, I feel very cool.
But I told her, too.
I was like, she really is the only character I like on her team.
Really?
Yeah.
And I told her that, too.
I'm like, you're the most real, you're the realest one in that whole family.
She posted just a solo picture of herself.
I'm like, yeah, she's so fierce.
She really wanted this to happen. I get anxious to DM her back, though, because picture of it yeah she's so fierce i get anxious
to dm her back though because i'm like she's so famous i'm like oh i do too i guess i saw she
replied with the with her address i was like oh that's it i'll just i haven't replied back i get
nervous and she replied so quick too and i literally take five to seven days to reply because
she's because it's been like yeah i literally have to reply to her again because i get so
anxious yeah i was like let me just reach out to make sure she gets one because it's like, I know how you are
and I know how I am too
where it's like,
it could take a minute to get.
So I was like,
let me reach out.
And then our other friend,
Misha,
who she is,
Chapel's creative director.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
She's great.
She's so sweet.
Does she want one?
I don't know if she does.
She does, yeah.
So I'm like,
yes, we gotta get you one.
Oh, really?
I can excite the under two.
Absolutely, yes.
She can have one.
She's so cool.
She's super nice.
Yeah, she's like,
if you ever need creative
on anything,
I'm like, yes.
Can you imagine? Yeah. That's why you and tana gotta do a music
video soon so we can get like nisha on it yeah yeah yeah i was i was super excited we love the
just trish coded era it's very great um one last thing before we get to the big hot topic i just
have to say this because this was so stupid but also shout out to brie and our chicken fry for
not letting it go they're talking about i'll just i'll say this super quick because i know you don't
care about dave portnoy but like i like dave portnoy i'm always rooting for dave portnoy i
have like a little soft spot for him even though like not really my usual person i would like but
i like him for some reason this made me really dislike and they were talking about toby mcguire
at the party uh 49 leaving with a 20 year old influencer we talked about that on hot topics
before um but basically brianna's like you know you guys, like, not date people your own
age?
And he's like, why do you keep saying you guys?
He's like, I'm not in the category.
And he's being so serious.
He's getting more and more defensive.
She goes, well, yeah, but, like, you have an age gap.
And he's like, no.
This is, he's like, he said, this is a 49-year-old dating a 20-year-old.
That's a 29-year age difference.
He's like, mine is 10-plus years.
This is 21 years.
His girlfriend is 26, which he confirmed on BFS.
And Dave Portnoy is 47.
So, but he said it's 10 plus years difference.
I'm like, that's not 10 plus years.
That's 21 years.
That's a big difference.
And he was getting so mad at Brianna.
And then she goes, oh, hey, let me rephrase it.
Why don't you date somebody that's your age?
And she was, I love that she didn't let it go, including Josh, too, because he's like,
isn't your girlfriend like 25?
He's like 26.
It's like, what?
So I love that they didn't let it go, including Josh, too, because he's like, isn't your girlfriend like 25? He's like 26. It's like, what? So I love that they didn't back down from this.
But the fact is, it's like, look, most people don't care about age gap relationships unless
you make it a big thing.
And the fact that he's just like, no, I'm not in that category.
Like, I'm more age appropriate.
It's like, no, you're not.
But also, like, the only reason I got mad is because he brought it up and tried to say
he wasn't the same.
And he is.
And the excuse always is when they ask, why don't you date people your own age?
It's like, he's like, because these are the people I meet.
These are the people I'm around it's like absolutely not
you can meet a 30 year old because even when you're 47 dating someone in their 30s is still
an age gap but it's like appropriate you know what i mean i still think 26 to 49 like granted
i would say 25 is that magic number but still it's like what do you have in common including
dave portnoy who's just you're just older you're just 21 years different it's like our five-year
age gap we have so different you know what i mean and it's like maybe there is an old she's an older soul which
in that case date like a 36 year old but 49 like you're gonna be 50 next year it's like insane and
then what really annoys me is like the older men acting like it's not that big of a deal it's not
that weird he's like what at least I'm not told me he's oh he said he supports those relationships
because it makes his age gap look better and i was like it's literally yeah 21 to a
29 year that's literally eight year i mean granted i guess yeah a little better but what i feel like
once you're in the 20s it's all kind of you know apples and oranges yeah yeah 20 yeah like a 20
year age gap you mean yeah like once you're in the 20 bracket like that's all one bracket yeah
you're in the same bracket yeah you know no right exactly that but 20 years is still wild and a 25 year old is still very young compared to before
i just i just don't even know like what they could possibly like have in common maybe they do but
again people wouldn't make such a big deal if they don't make it a big deal because he got so
defensive about it and it's like why are you getting so mad like brianna was like literally
just asking and then she kind of like backed down she was okay yeah that makes sense whatever but i
love that she like let it go but the fact that he
thinks it's like calling it and you just know it's problematic if you're trying to defend it being
like you know ours is a 10 plus years when it's yeah when you were having it like 20 plus years
maybe but 10 plus years like don't try to make it seem like it's a 10 year age gap I don't know it
makes me so mad he was on my it guys and real quick to David Dobrik recently one of his friends
former or friends came out and said, David
doesn't care about money. Talking about the $20 million Spotify deal. You see this?
No.
Yeah. So one of his friends, we don't have to say who, was on a podcast with Josh Peck.
And Josh was saying, was the $20 million deal real about the podcast? I guess every year
Spotify offered them $20 million for views. And he's like, no, because David just doesn't
care about money. He would go be a school teacher in Vernon Hills. I was like, first of all, David cares.
I know.
I was like, what?
Yeah.
He's justifying this for real.
Like, do they think we're dumb?
Like, what?
No.
That's how it was said.
It wasn't a joke?
No, no.
He's like, it's very Scottie Sire.
Like, David could never do that.
He's a nice guy.
It was, David doesn't care about money.
He doesn't care about, he'll be a school teacher.
No, he wouldn't.
He has Iron Man in his house.
Yeah.
He has, like, water fountain studio, Hawaiian punch.
Like, he definitely cares about money.
He's definitely cheap.
Never once did I see him pay for dinner ever.
The long time I knew him.
Everyone else would pay except for him. is why like literally so cheap hasn't
paid jeff woodick's bills allegedly committing insurance fraud to pay him out of workers
conflict this guy cares deeply about money otherwise you would settle with jeff and be
like here's some money i ruined your life he cares about money so the fact that he's no he
just like 20 million just not a lot to him because he's he is so rich but he definitely cares about money but the way he was framing that was like yeah he doesn't care about
so uh josh like he kind of went in but also was very like light about it and stuff like that too
it was very much oh my god yeah that was can you imagine david dober giving it all up to be a
teacher in vernon hills he's like he would because he just doesn't care about money like that i was
like he's literally so greedy so
money hungry would brag about how much money he'd get for every brand deal never pay for a dinner
like ever like literally the cheapest person i know all those cars he gave away were part of
brand deals which he got double those cars like it's like he's cheap and he cares about money
deeply and he doesn't compensate his friends or and yeah it was crazy i saw that i was like i have
a whole segment that says more ick guys. So I was like
and I think this one was ew men ew.
So I have ew men ew. I had
Matt Reif and Dave Courtenoy and then this was more
ick guys. David Dobrik and
I mean Wayne Brady I like
but
but a little
crazy. They have a new reality
show and he does have a secret six month old baby
with this
ex-girlfriend that they don't talk, and so the ex-wife had to amend things.
Anyways, it's pretty good.
I like Wayne Brady.
I don't think, I don't know if anyone cares that much, but I like him.
But it seems a little bit scandalous, but I like his daughter.
Shout out, Miley.
I actually did meet Wayne Brady through a David Dobrik video at the, who, what's their
names?
Who's Jonah's family?
Do you remember their names?
Oh, my God. Why am I forgetting two? The Antonians. Yes. Antonians, yeah. the who what's their names who's jonah's family do you remember their names oh my god why am i
forgetting god antonians yes antonians yeah good memory it comes out sometimes yeah right i was
like i okay when i met rain brady he was at the antonians and he was doing like a song he was
like riffing or whatever he was very nice um but he definitely has a type because his baby mama for
the six month old looks just like his ex like identical even the ex-wife said on the show she's like we gotta call each other and like make sure we don't look like
each other because we look like we're in a cult right now because they like sat the same they
have the same outfit same hair same like face shape like everything and i was like wayne brady
has a type he wouldn't go under it guys but the whole situation is a little a little blurry a
little fuzzy yeah yeah because the daughter miley was just like i don't trust her and like she
doesn't want to talk to the woman.
And she thinks it's sus.
And obviously there is something sus because she goes, Wayne doesn't want to talk to me.
So then the ex-wife is like, here, let me, like, try and, like, mediate or whatever,
which is very cool of the ex-wife.
So that's it.
All right.
Big story.
Well, before we – just reminded me, maybe one day we should eat at that kebab place,
the Antonian's Kebab Place.
I heard it was good.
Do they get the money or does David?
Because we cannot.
Oh, that's a good question.
I don't know.
I don't think he does.
I don't know.
Let's ask.
Yeah.
We'll DM them first.
Then they can be honest now.
Yeah. That would be yummy though.
It's in Glendale's bar.
Yeah, I heard it was good.
I'm down.
I'm down to try it.
I do love its kebabs, right?
Yeah.
They do have good food.
And the Antonians are actually super nice.
And if they get the money, absolutely.
I would support it all the way.
Because they were really nice.
Where was it?
I think Glendale.
Oh, I thought it was North Hollywood.
It was like Bang and Buns, like a Bob's.
They're always there.
They're all in North Hollywood.
I'm so down to try it.
Yeah, that would be great.
Yeah, let's go.
I'll put it on the list.
We had Air One this week.
Yes.
Antonian kebabs the next week.
But our big story, and I'm –
Our big story.
Oh.
I was surprised you didn't know. Oh, no. I don't know. You said it. I'm like, do you have a title and thumbnail? You're like, I do.. I was surprised you didn't know.
Oh no, I know you said it.
I'm like, do you have a title and thumbnail?
You're like, I do.
And I was like, uh oh.
Oh, I'm so excited.
Okay.
Is it bad?
No, it's kind of like,
it's kind of camp.
I love a camp.
So JoJo,
sorry.
Okay, sorry.
Hold on, you have to say it.
Sorry.
What?
Wait, what is it?
Do we know? Do you know this oh my gosh
reveals oh my god let me read it what is happening
jojo siwa reveals the five celebrities she would never have on her podcast No. You want to cast her in this movie? No.
No.
Is this a bristle?
I'm dead.
Is this real?
Where was this?
Is that saying?
On the JoJo show.
Oh, on her own show.
On her own show. She asked herself this question?
I thought maybe it was on Joey's.
Right, on Jo...
So she's asking herself,
JoJo, which person
do you never want on this podcast?
Well, let me tell you, actually.
Glad you asked.
Oh, my God.
I'm seeing stars.
Can we go in order?
Does she have them in order?
She raped them.
I'm ready.
I'm ready.
Oh, my God.
Guess who's number one?
I'm in my healing mom era.
I have a soft spot for JoJo.
I love JoJo.
Let's hear it. Oh'm in my healing mom era. I have a soft spot for JoJo. I love JoJo. Let's hear it.
Oh my God.
Wait, guess.
Just throw out names who you think would be on it first.
Number one, The Rock.
What?
Surprisingly, no.
Wait, interesting.
Actually, I don't know.
I didn't know she had enemies like this, except for me.
Okay.
Wow.
I don't know.
To me, she seems very like a non-hater person.
Someone that you also dislike and you talked about recently.
A woman.
Oh, no.
Are they celebrities?
Like actual celebrities or influencers?
This first one is a celebrity.
An actor.
Formally like a...
Oh, Candace Cameron Bray.
The enemy of my enemy is my friend.
We go with that for sure.
Absolutely, JoJo.
You're on the right track.
Number two.
Candice Cameron is wild and I love it.
First of all, did you watch it?
I have to see how she's saying this because this is kind of iconic.
That's true.
I should flip.
I want to know.
First of all, this was in a lot of articles because of the Candice Cameron beret angle.
It got picked up everywhere.
It was on People.
It was on E.
Oh, wait.
Really?
When did this happen?
Yesterday?
I did not see this anywhere.
I think last night into this morning is when I saw it get picked up.
I'm usually on it.
Okay.
I think because you were kind of buried in there.
You weren't the lead story.
You know what I mean?
You weren't the headline.
I'm behind Candace Cameron Bet as far as a headline and candace owens was um next on there too
which kind of makes sense a little scary that i'm in yeah yikes this is putting me in like
anti-homophobic territory which is a little scary, but okay. And then number three, Trisha Payne.
Wow!
Did she elaborate?
She did elaborate.
So she,
how she introduced it was,
we're about to get messy. The thing is, I don't believe in
being a d*** for views, but if you try
it with me, game on. If you open that door,
I will walk through it.
Okay. Oh, that's how she
opened the whole thing yeah oh oh got it
got it um and then this is for maybe this will make you feel better so for you she said this
is tough for me because me and trisha were friends trisha has a lot of wow the first sentence
i'm not colleen i'm not becoming friends with 13 year olds over here okay we were friendly and she
was very nice and very sweet.
But there was no hanging out, just to be clear.
There was zero hanging out outside of filming.
Zero.
I got invited to New Year's Eve, and I thought it was weird.
And I didn't go, because I was like, she's very young.
I can't go spend New Year's Eve.
Okay.
So just to be clear.
So the person's already departed.
Not because of JoJo.
JoJo's sweet,
but she was very young.
This is tough for me because me and Trisha
were friends.
Trisha has a lot of shit
to say about me nowadays.
That's actually not true either.
Let's debunk this.
I think you're defending
Colleen saying
what she did wasn't that bad
when she literally sent
nudes of me unsolicited
to a fan.
So that's been confirmed
by Colleen.
And you defending her
triggered me a little.
It's not about you, JoJo. It's about you defending. So first there. Second of all,
you're also defending Abby, who verbally abused children. That's just fact. I think my issue,
and I said this, I actually really like JoJo. I root for her. I love her music. I think I raised
a JoJo Siwa. I think that's who I would be if I was a superstar. You know what I mean?
But I think her defending people is the problem. Definitelyjo's not the problem i don't think she's like aware that she's defending like
actual horrible people that were adults that befriended her as a child so like of course
she's trying to it's like you're defending your parents your parents can be horrible people but
it's like those are the people you run as a kid so you're gonna defend them hardcore so
i but did i have stuff to say about jojo i I think with her song, even, I, like, was defending her. No, I was the one that was harder on JoJo.
Yeah.
Don't harass her.
Yeah, go for me.
I was like, I like a rebrand.
I like the song.
I thought things were catchy.
I thought her music was good.
Really, the only thing you were harder on her about was the Colleen stuff, the Abby stuff.
And then you talked about the.
Oh, yeah.
The girl group, like, the girl group allegations or whatever.
But that was on a Rolling Stone article.
Which I didn't even know. Like, I'm like is true this is i feel like yeah i think i think i've always been fair to jojo because i do really feel like i'm not again not trying to say she's a
victim but i feel like she definitely didn't have right people around her for so much of her career
not to say she's not a superstar i think she's a superstar i think she's super smart i think she's
a little bit of a troll which i totally respect like i feel like i've always said that right
i'm not even mad i'm really just trying to clarify because once again Jojo
we were cool not friends okay but we were cool we are cool like truly truly truly I don't blame
Jojo for like any of it like she what she doesn't like me because I keep exposing the truth about
Colleen which was like she sent weird unsolicited nudes of me, confirmed, had viewing parties of me naked with her friends and sending it to people and making fun of my body and stuff.
Like she was an awful person.
Like that's it.
There's other stuff.
Her being friends with Adam Underate.
Like all that other stuff.
But for me personally, she was awful.
She knew it.
She said she's a coward.
And JoJo just defending that is like very – it's just like really – it is very like triggering.
I'll just say that and that's the only thing i was ever trying to say because i don't think she really understood
like the severity of defending this person who like actually hurt like so many people you know
what i mean like i don't know i think she like missed the mark there so i always say this i
always think jojo is like so smart she's like the number one thing but like i do think also
maybe it's a narcissistic me i think phoe, she said that so we talk about her on this podcast.
You know what I mean?
Look, JoJo's a superstar.
Yeah, the group was so random.
Also, the JoJo Siwon Now podcast, it's just JoJo.
It's really just JoJo.
It's called just JoJo?
No, it's the JoJo Siwon Now podcast, but it literally is just JoJo.
Just JoJo.
It's her in her merch room and she's talking.
I love it. As far as I,
maybe I'm wrong.
I always have to put
the disclaimer,
maybe I'm wrong,
but every video I've seen.
Yeah, it's her in that room.
Yes.
Is she,
she has video of it somewhere?
Is it on YouTube?
I swear I've never like.
She has the JoJo Siwa Now
like podcast Instagram
and that's where like
the clip was.
Love it.
But it's an iHeartRadio podcast.
So.
Okay.
I don't know if there's video.
Maybe JoJo doesn't want me
on JoJo Siwa now,
but you could come on Just Trish, girl.
Like, honestly, come on Just Trish.
I would ask that, like, we get final edit.
But I would love, I would love, love, love for you to be on.
And I truly like her.
Like, I truly always have a soft spot for her.
And I feel like she's so smart at, like, everything.
Like, marketing, everything.
I think she's amazing.
I love that she always performs pride.
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We love every lesbian.
I would never send lesbian hate, ever.
Never.
That's like, no, never.
Any lesbian, even if you're like the worst kind of,
I just love lesbians right now.
Like it doesn't matter if you're horrible.
I want to be your ally.
Cause you know, I'm there.
I'm there in the queer.
I'm not full on lesbian, but I'm there.
I'm halfway there.
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You want to name your girl Freddie Mercury after Freddie Mercury?
I named my daughter after Elvis.
Like, I feel like we are one in the same.
I do feel it's a little inspired by me.
Freddie's going to be a girl.
Okay, iconic.
Just telling your baby names and where it happens.
I like it, but.
If you're a lesbian, you've been in the worst place.
Yeah.
No lesbian hate here, you know?
That's true.
Even when JoJo was getting, like, trolled by homophobic people.
Yeah.
I'm like, listen, I have your back, JoJo.
For sure that.
Oh, my gosh. And all the fake anything. Every shit she, listen, I have your back, JoJo. For sure that. Oh my gosh.
And all the fake anything.
Every shit she thinks
she does, fake, fake drinking,
fake whatever.
Love it.
Like, you're so camp.
You should be the Met Gala.
Like, what was,
what was Zendaya?
She's like the leader of the Met.
What is it called?
Like the ambassador?
The chair.
Yeah, she's the chair.
JoJo Siwa should be it next year.
We love it.
Oh my God.
Girl, come get the,
if you come on the podcast
and make no, you can't have any edit, I'll give you the rainbow Birkin. I We love it. Girl, come get the, if you come on the podcast and make no,
you can't have any edit,
I'll give you the rainbow Birkin.
I would love it.
No edits.
Zero edits.
Just raw.
I would,
I'll give you that
rainbow Birkin, girl.
100%.
That's my offer.
And I'm being dead serious
about that.
I just curiously
do want to know so much,
like her lore, her brain, the way she thinks.
Because she is nice and she is smart.
Like I've always said this.
Oh my God.
I don't know.
This is so funny.
I just love that it's five guests
I would not have on this podcast
in which I have no guests.
It's just me talking about myself and my songs
and my merch.
It's so funny to me.
Nobody comes on the podcast anyway, but just in case.
It is a question.
I'm sorry.
I thought there was someone there.
You mean you, Scarice?
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, there could be a mouse. Not in here, though.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. No, that's wild,
though, that I made the same category as Candace
Cameron Bray, Candace Owens, and Trisha
Peters.
Four was an ex-lover that's wild though that I named the same category as Candace Cameron Bray Candace Owens and Trisha Paytas and then her
number
makes you feel better
four was an ex-lover
that was unnamed
I think
yeah
so why would put them on
this person
I'm not gonna name
but they're on the list
and then fifth was just
all her exes
so I don't
wow
two spots for exes
they should have just done one
this was clickbait
damn
no yeah
she's rage baiting.
She's like, let me get some.
You're not going to react to me, girl.
I'm in my happy.
Let's see.
From all those people, there's one person that's going to talk about it that I want
to talk about it.
Well, maybe Candace Owens.
She'd be on YouTube.
Both of the Candaces definitely need some clout.
They'll both, like Candace Cambray, like, don't want to have to talk about this, but
like, don't talk about it.
Period.
Girl, we're on the same page with Candace Cambray that girl that's my least favorite person in hollywood ever just acting
like so like don't want to talk about this but i have no one else asking your opinion about the
olympics candace cambray like stop so i'm with you jojo on that i love you jojo like i actually feel
for you maybe you don't want me to feel for you but i really do and i think you're iconic and i
think no matter what you're like the star of that show.
And we love you.
Did she have Candace Owens there?
Yeah, why did she hate her?
That's all right.
No, but why?
Like, that's a long list.
You're going to not have Tucker Carlson or Ben Shapiro.
Like, there's so many people.
I wonder who focused on ladies.
Damn.
Lady hater.
For being a lesbian, you hate on ladies.
Oh, I did forget this quote.
She went on to say that her 14-year-old self would be heartbroken if she knew
how Trisha was going to treat her later in life
as she was that young when the two began making
online content together. I just,
I really, like, maybe someone can clock
it for me, but I really feel like I never was, like,
nasty to JoJo.
Was I? Like, ever. Because I just was like, she
is young, and in my eyes, I'm like, she went through
a lot of shit. I'm the last adult that
wants to be harping on her. I was just like, as like a mother I was like maybe this is why people are
upset with you especially when the Colleen thing was so hot and so many people were so hurt by it
and it's like Colleen admitted to me to sending my my unsolicited to people and sending like
having her like gay friends watch it with her and making fun of me like like what like that like how
are you defending
that person that person was maybe she's grown maybe she's not that person hopefully she's still
not showing my people maybe she is i don't know i'm not talking to her but i'm just saying like
this person was not great heard a lot of people no and she went and blatantly said it was all lies
she went and said everything was lies. She discredited everyone.
There's no victims.
Everything is lies.
We're A-list celebrities and people hate on us because of that.
That's right.
That's it.
And JoJo, you yourself, in that same interview, they said, would you be friends with a 13-year-old
fan?
And she's like, no.
That's it.
You answered your own thing.
Be friends with who you want to be friends with.
Like, it's fine.
You know, we're not cool like that.
But like, I didn't hate on you, truly. And i i guess if she thinks i did and maybe i did someone clock
it somewhere but i'm really trying to wrap my brain that i think i always had a soft spot
and i never wanted to be like an old woman like harping down on this like young girl like trying
to figure it out especially someone who i think who i know at least got verbally abused on camera
by her dance teacher maybe it was fake but even so as a six-year-old can you decipher if it's
fake or real i don't think it was fake but um anyways i don't know i feel for her and i do feel like i feel like it should have been
me and i know in my life i was so much harder but then i also came around because i was so much
harder then i kind of was over i was like honestly kind of camp so you don't even have to convince
me joe i get it yeah yeah yeah i feel like we had your back in i don't know i was just trying to
help you girl like trying to steer like maybe not the right time to say that as someone who's definitely
just gotten in trouble for whatever.
I can keep doing what you do.
I love your music.
And I'm a JoJo fan.
I'm a JoJo fan.
I like her.
I've always have.
And I think you're everything.
I would love to, like, do her next rebrand, though.
Like, I would love to do, like, a different era of JoJo.
Like, I don't know.
I have a vision for her, for sure.
But if you want, girl, maybe her for Britney Spears by Epic.
JoJo for Britney.
I could see it.
I love it.
JoJo, I love you.
And I feel like, I feel sad.
She should play Britney's sister.
Oh, no.
Oh, she was in Nightmare Casting.
Who was JoJo?
I think someone did a hairspray.
I told you about this.
Like Nightmare Casting for hairspray.
And you were John Travolta. Yeah, I was. No, I think someone did a hairspray. I told you about this. Like nightmare casting for hairspray. And you were John Travolta.
Yeah, I was. No, I think
I got to be Link.
Okay, John Travolta. Okay, me as Tracy Turnblad's mom.
No, I got to be Link as Zac Efron. Thank God.
But I would take
that role too.
I play Edna
Turnblad. Oh, too. I'd play Edna Turnblad.
Oh, Tracy.
I could easily.
We need some.
Oh my God.
We need a.
Oh my God.
A little inhaler.
Shh.
Don't kill Oscar.
We need him.
No, I know.
We do need you.
Stay alive.
We need you for our JoJo Siwa interview.
I know.
Well, don't put Oscar. He's the mean one. We do need you. Stay alive. We need you for our JoJo Siwa interview. The man that's been charmed so much.
I know.
Well, come for Oscar.
He's the mean one.
Everyone's like, wow, he's so good for Trish.
It's like, I think Oscar's a little bit more.
You are definitely more sassier than me anyways. Oh, my God.
We love you.
Don't come for Oscar either, though.
That was so funny.
I can handle JoJo.
It's fine.
Oh, my God.
That is too funny.
We love you, JoJo.
Seriously.
Top five guests I want on my podcast
Jonathan Bailey
Jonathan Bailey
and who's my girl what I really want
Jojo Siwa
Jojo Siwa
easily
we love you on your number 3 on my spot girl
her number 1
it's exactly your number
her only one is
Freddie Mercury
that's the only person
she wants
he's dead girl
he's dead
she's so unserious
she is unserious
and that's why
I kind of appreciate
I said I appreciate it
as soon as you made this list
I appreciate it instantly
I just love it
like I do love it
and I do love her
and
you know
she's loyal
I'll say that much
she's got some
blind loyalty but
at least you're living rent-free in her mind.
I'll take it.
I don't mind.
I like it.
And yeah, she's like thinking about me.
She's like a mega superstar right now.
Like again, I wouldn't even care what I had to say.
Like when you're so famous, like you're just like, what?
I'll take it though.
We are a JoJo Siwa fan podcast.
So JoJo Siwa now, come on.
I love you. Come the first week of September when Oscar's gone. So you don't get any JoJo Siwa fan podcast so JoJo Siwa now come on I love you
come the first week
of September
when Oscar's gone
so you don't get any
any JoJo evil eye on you
that'll be a safe space
yeah you and
JoJo and Daniel
oh you see
JoJo and Sloane
yeah I know
I know
but you know what
people do post
someone did say
like they're posting
like Sloane is back in town
but he's like
posting like he's in Maui
and I was like
ah smart
you got it.
All right.
Oh my God.
What a show. That was a good ending.
I was really excited
for that hot topic.
I didn't see that.
I love it.
Okay.
That was a great one.
What a way to end the week.
You guys have a great weekend.
JoJo girl,
love you.
Stay strong for real.
Killing it.
Crushing it.
Superstar.
And we'll see you
in the next one.
Love you.
Oh, go to Patreon.
We do extended and we're also getting the Sabrina Carpenter smoothie.
Patreon.com slash justtrish.
We didn't even show the headshot this time.
Oh, yeah.
This is like last day to join before you can.
August 10th you have to sign up.
So get the headshot.
Get the sticker.
Patreon.com slash justtrish.
And also go to SeatGeek and go see Sabrina Carpenter.
Oscar has already spent $900 on his ticket.
So maybe you'll see him in the pit.
Are you in the pit? Yes. Okay. Go see him in the pit. Bye has already spent $900 on his tickets, so maybe you'll see him in the pit. Are you in the pit?
Yes.
Okay, go see him in the pit.
Bye, guys.
They come up to you, they're like, Oscar.
That'd be everything.
Buy a hoodie so he knows you're a Jester supporter.
Okay, we're done.
Out.
Bye.