Just Trish - JoJo Siwa CALLS OUT Tana Mongeau & TikTok BANS Eugenia Cooney?
Episode Date: April 9, 2024On episode 68 of 'JUST TRISH,' Tana Mongeau finds out karma's a b**ch the hard way after JoJo Siwa publicly calls her out for poking fun at "Karma." 🫣 Plus, Trisha gives her take on JoJo's bad girl... rebrand, as well as her controversial friendships. And after years of social media outcry, TikTok is CENSORING Eugenia Cooney's videos completely. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Solar eclipse, Adam and Eve.
Do you know what the solar eclipse is?
Can you explain it to people who don't know?
The solar eclipse is, Moses just told me that it's the sun.
Because we had these and I was like, we've had these for a while.
And I was like, oh, that's cute.
He said it's when the sun goes over the moon or vice versa. Okay, right do you know no I was hoping that I was like wanting you guys to know because I literally have
no idea I just know the third twilight book slash movie we should have dressed up as eclipse oh my
god that was a miss I mean there's no pink in those movies but I love when I just everyone
loves when it just cuts to you and it's this. No explanation. I saw you. I knew your cosplay.
First of all, did you use the elf cosmetic?
Shadow Elf?
I did.
Shadow Elf X Liquid Death.
Yes.
I'm glad you still had that.
Oh, my God.
It's everything.
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So Shadow Elf.
You look great.
You told me you were doing JoJo, but this is giving like – this is giving what?
Kesha?
It's giving a little Kesha.
It's giving people who are just different
people who weren't afraid to be different it's giving like elvis it's giving david bowie it's
giving gaga always gaga you know i love elvis bowie gaga just right up there with the greats
yep that was a good good impression thank you i've been consumed by jojo siwa this past uh few days by choice or for work
not by choice partially by work partially just because i am just like so enamored by the enigma
that is joni joelle siwa like that is her full name that makes sense the jojo makes sense i like
that joni joelle joelle joelle yeah um we've talked about it before like is she trolling I like that. Joni Joelle? Joni Joelle. Joelle. Pretty.
We've talked about it before.
Like is she trolling?
Is she for real?
And I've had that like back and forth with myself the past few days trying to like unlock the secret of JoJo.
I think I've gotten there. I think I've gotten to the point of fully understanding her.
But it's taken a lot of reflection to do so.
On you or on her?
On me. Yeah. Okay. Because you really just can't escape her. fully understanding her but it's taken a lot of reflection to do so on you or on her on me yeah
because you really just can't escape her like i mean you're on tiktok you're gonna see jojo every
everywhere on every social media that's why like what's your conclusion okay so before i've had
this you know argument in my head like there's two rows that she can go on it's like the you
route where it's like you know trolling like veryious. And then there's the other road, which is like the Colleen Ballinger road, which is like,
she takes herself very seriously, a little cocky, a little narcissistic, like really thinks that
she's like groundbreaking making history. And I'm like, which path is she like, is it all a joke?
Or does she actually think she's cutting edge? It's definitely all a joke for sure. Like,
I think the Colleen's of the world really think they do are like the most talented edge. It's definitely all of Jo for sure. Like, I think the Colleens
of the world
really think they do
are like the most
talented people.
There's no way,
there's just no way
JoJo's like,
I'm the only one to do this.
You know what I mean?
There's just like no way.
I think that she's
somewhere in the middle.
That has been my conclusion.
I think the antics,
like the dancing on TikTok,
paparazzi,
the romantics,
the sex shop
with the penis plushie,
I think that is all
tactics. Yeah. Some marketing, like getting people talking. Mm-hmm. pop rock paparazzi at the romantics the sex shop with the penis plushie i think that is all
tactics yeah some marketing like getting people talking but i think when it comes to the music
and the artistry of it all i think it's very genuine that this is what she thinks that she's
doing she thinks that she is the first person to become a bad girl she thinks she is the first
person to become an adult she thinks she's the first lesbian period i think period oh yeah she said she invented gay pop that was her new genre yeah
all the gay pop people were just like excuse me what they stitched it i saw tons of gay pop on my
thing i think there's a group called gay pop and they're like hi literally tegan and sarah
like yes that's who i saw yeah they stitched it um there's so many just queer artists in general
that's why it's such a
nickname but like that's why i think she's for real when she's talking about her music and her
as an artist because she's doing these interviews with like serious outlets like billboard like all
the traditional like news outlets to talk about her music and i think she wants to be taken serious
as a musician but i think everything else like that she does on her own tiktok and stuff like
i think that is trolling but everything that's's in the mainstream media, I think she's being genuine.
That's my conclusion.
I'm going to go on completely opposite side because hopefully in 20 years we get the truth later on.
That was obviously a troll.
So I'm going to go on the side of I think it's all a troll.
I do think it's her aesthetic and she likes to be glittery and stuff like that.
You know what I mean?
I definitely do.
But there's just no way she thinks she's like an icon of music. Like there's just no way. And to compare herself to like Elvis or Lady Gaga,
like it's obviously like a troll because she knows, I think she said she knows she's not like
a great singer. You know, it's just like, she's good. She's good at it. And obviously she's a
great dancer. But I do think it's true. I mean, I think it's fire. The song is written by Disney,
by the way. Did you know that? The songwriters, they did bet on it. They did like a bunch of
like camp rock, I think. So it's like very, she knows she's still Disney because she
hired Disney writers or at least the people who wrote the song are Disney writers. I heard that
the song was, it's from 2011 allegedly. And it's, it was a Miley Cyrus demo around like the can't
be tamed like era because it's the same producers and writers that she was working with around that
time. And then I even like went to go search it up obviously it's hard to find records of like a demo but there was like
my leaf fan sites that posted in 2011 that she recorded this demo karma's a and um it was the
same like producers and writers that are credited on the karma jojo's version interesting yeah so
i think that she was just picking songs that the label was like giving to her.
Right.
And that's why there's a whole other controversy because she started promoting like another
new song that she's releasing next.
And she's played at like a couple events and she's like really hyping it up.
Which one is this one?
Choose Your Fighter is what it's called.
Oh.
Yeah.
Like the game Choose Your Fighter?
Oh. Some of my exes are something oh some of my exes are something some of my exes are vain and i was like hold on this is actually really good because she's
posted at this like listening party and that the karma like gay weho party um and i'm like damn
this song is actually good even like lux noir london tweeted like hold on like maybe jojo's
like really onto something here definitely well it turns out a TikToker named Emmaline wrote this song in 2022, I believe.
And it's like all her lyrics.
She obviously sold it to like a record company and JoJo like picked it up.
But it doesn't even sound like JoJo.
It sounds like still sounds like her vocals.
So it's like her JLo vibe, like maybe like the blend of the vocals or something.
Because it's not like her voice, like her raspy voice. It does not sound like her J-Lo vibe, like maybe like the blend of the vocals or something. It's not like her voice, like her raspy voice.
It does not sound like her.
And that's why I was like, wow, what a slay.
Like she sounds really good on this.
But I think it's like maybe a blend of the vocals.
But the best part too is when she plays it at these listening parties, she's like, wait,
this is a song about all my exes.
This is a song about all my exes.
And you guys, wait until you hear this ad-lib.
Wait until you hear this ad-lib.
Hold on, hold on.
Let me play it for you. And then they go, some of my exes and you guys wait till you hear this ad lib wait until you get this ad lib hold on hold on let me play for you and then and then they go some of my exes got fame
and then she's like everybody everybody you're welcome that's all she added to the song she
added a little whisper that said you're welcome you're welcome oh and she was like really hyping
it up as if she like wrote it when the credits come out that's going to be interesting because
if she gets a writing credit for ad libbingbing your walk-on, that's a gap.
What did the writer say?
She said that she did not know JoJo recorded it.
She'd sold the song, but she didn't know JoJo pick it up and that she can still release
her own version after JoJo releases hers.
Oh, interesting.
And she said that she's going to post a full story time soon.
She still hasn't.
But we're waiting on Baited Breath.
Interesting.
Yeah.
The thing is like
the music's obviously good because it's like good writers and it's like good music so obviously like
yeah if you have good musics and you can do all these antics to get attention right it's like
at the end of the day if it's good music it's like good music right and so people can't do it
but i think like her even doing the interview saying like never nothing's been done people
like everyone's tuning into it it was like number one on like youtube trending so i think it's just
like i just think all of it around his antics the song is good and stuff i think she'll
surprise us like i feel like maybe if that next song is good maybe she will do like a cool like
music video for it or something like that but um i agree i think she wants to be like an actual
musician she's not like doing it like jokingly but i think she's kind of going the route of like
i don't think she i don't know i still don't think she thinks she's like Elvis.
You know what I mean?
I don't think she thinks she's Elvis.
But I think she thinks she's like Olivia Rodrigo, like Fletcher.
Really?
I think she thinks she's on that level.
I really do.
I think –
I can't.
You have to be a little delusional to be JoJo Siwa.
Like you just have to be. Like delusional to be jojo seawall like you just have to be like you know what i mean
i i think i really think she thinks that she's this like cutting-edge artist she's brilliant
at marketing she really is yeah um but also you have to remember like she still is really good
friends with colleen the way that she talks about the other dance mom girls like not showing up to
the dance mom things like all the other antics that are very jojo they're all like super like
out of touch you know what i mean so that's why i, they're all like super like out of touch.
You know what I mean?
So that's why I also think she's kind of like out of touch about the music.
But I think the music is kind of like a distraction from that because like no one's talking about that, right?
Like because she had really bad takes.
And I like 100% the reason she like wants all this attention and stuff like that.
As of anyone, like all celebrities, me, anybody, like they want attention because you had some like trauma in your life, right?
Like you didn't get attention somewhere or like you need attention.
There's like some sort of like trauma you've had that you're like,
I need to be center of attention all the time.
And she obviously has like a big issue with that.
So I think she needs to be center of attention for sure.
But it's also kind of like I used to do this all the time when I trolled, right?
So like there was something bad that happened.
So then I would do something else to just like distract, right?
To be like, okay, I'm going to put this out.
So you forget what just happened.
Do you know what I mean?
And I think that's kind of this because now people are only talking about this.
And I did watch the Colleen vlog where she goes, you know, I was just so inspired because she gets so much hate.
But she's just being herself.
And I was like, the reason she was getting so much hate is because she was defending being a 13-year-old, being friends with 30-year-olds.
She was telling kids that had trauma to be like, oh, come here.
You ungrateful little brats.
Like, be on TV.
Like, she actually said horrible stuff to people.
Like, she was actually being the ex XOMG pop stuff was awful.
So no one's talking about that now.
No one cares about that.
So everyone's like now everyone's like making fun of her dance and she's going extra with
it and stuff like that.
And it's all distraction.
So now it looks like, oh man, people are making fun of Jojo, but it's actually like a bop
and she actually is a really good dancer and like it's actually good.
So it's kind of turning where people are like, you know, it becomes camp and it becomes cute and you know, it's like Rebecca Black Friday where it's just like almost like, oh, it's actually good so it's kind of turning where people are like you know it becomes camp but it becomes cute and you know it's it's it's like Rebecca Black Friday where it's just
like almost like oh it's like a cute camp thing as opposed to like we forgot how all the awful
stuff she said like last year you know what I mean that's my theory is like all of it mixed
together it's just like a little distraction that does make sense too yeah but she also like
she filmed the music video in December she's been like recording music for
the past year so like she was also working on it before she was like super super annoying you know
that's the other thing too the timing is good i think all of the timing kind of made sense but
that's why she's like you gotta give it to her either way like if you love her or hate her she's
at least interesting like a lot of people are so boring and for her to at least granted she's incredibly annoying but at least she's interesting
you know so i give her that i like yes i kind of hate that take though because again it's kind of
like me it's like back in my day right this person said awful things so now it's like but you gotta
hand it to her people are talking about her but but she's an awful person like she's you know
what i mean she's like still friends with someone who really was friends with her at 13 and, like, promoting it and being like, I love you so much.
And then those girls who bought the Dance Mom just being really awful towards other people.
And then you're like, but she's entertaining.
We love her.
And it's like, ah, I get it.
Because, like, again, I've been there, right, where people are like, love her.
Hey, Trish.
We're talking about it.
And that's how I would think, too, right?
You get really cocky and you're just like, whatever.
You're paying my bills.
I have this, you know.
So it's, like, very that. You like very that. And it kind of sucks. Like, and normally I
would be like, so team her. Like I love like when there's like an underdog or just something weird
that becomes number one. Like I love it. Like when Rebecca Flack's Friday came out, it was like 2011.
And I remember I put out a horrible song called Kiss Kiss and it was called, I was like pop star
Trishy and I was dressed in like Japanese anime. And I was just like, yeah, I'm going to make the worst song ever so I can go viral.
Cause I just thought that was like so cool. Like a really bad song and really tacky looking. My
makeup, it's called Ganguru makeup. It's like this Asian inspired makeup or whatever that I wore.
And it was just like crazy and polarizing. And I was like, Ooh, people are going to talk about it.
And they did. It was like a huge thing. And so I love that. But it's just like when you've also
been just such an awful person and then people cover it up, be like, well, she's entertaining.
We're talking about her.
And I was like, that's frustrating because it is one of those things where it's like don't be a bad person to other people.
You know what I mean?
Like the ex-OMG pop thing got covered up and then the girls from Dance Mom, all that stuff like that.
It's like – and then the Colleen thing is just a whole other thing.
But it's – yeah.
But I really do want her to like do good. And I think, like you said,
she is so smart when like everyone's talking about her and she's every single place. So I
think she's like so smart. It just like, I worry, I worry about her just because she's like,
I don't think she like processes what happened to her as like a kid because now she's like
kind of made bad choices lately with the way she talks in the media and stuff. I don't know.
She's just kind of spreading that message,
especially still being friends publicly with like Colleen.
It's like one thing to privately whatever,
but being like, yeah, I was friends at 13 and we were fine.
And that's like a normal thing, you know?
I don't know.
That whole thing kind of rubs me the wrong way.
And everyone at the release party,
what was it, James Charles, Colleen.
Tom Sandoval.
Wait, what?
Yes, Tom Sandoval was also there and i'm not like a pump rules person at all i just know that like the whole cheating thing that just happened so it's like oh so he's like 41
t yeah no kids i guess it's not for kids i guess it's for adults but i just am like
oh yeah he i don't know anything about him he just he he gives me the ick i had known nothing
about i'm just like i don't know i don't know i just him he just he he gives me the ick I had known nothing about him just like I don't know I don't I just know Scandival and then he was cheating and all
this stuff so I'm like this really seems like the place to be if you suck I guess like you know
the controversy I wasn't invited so I guess I'm out of the controversial market I'm too
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I do like Jojo. I've always thought she was really nice. And I think she is like a victim for sure of like so much like child exploitation and
like doesn't see it.
But I think in 20 years to like reflect and have a different perspective.
But like she is killing it and she's making money.
And like even in my trolling days, I thought that was everything.
I was like, you know what?
Attention.
All attention is great attention and like whatever, you know?
So –
But that's why, again, I think she's being for real about the music because she is mainstream and i think why else would she be doing all these like mainstream
press opportunities if not to like still perpetuate that because once you troll and stuff like you get
kicked out of that like bubble you know what i mean like once you're a troll it's like hard you
can't like but they don't know she's trolling right like it's like it's like you don't know
that person's trolling you think this is a real person. That's why I was on Larry King and, like, the
Young Turks, because people don't know you're a troll.
They think this is a real person believing this,
so everyone's kind of like, oh my god, she thinks
she's Ariana Grande or something,
you know? When you were releasing your music, were you
trolling, though? Like, when you put, when you spent, like, a million
dollars on a music video? Um, no, I
wouldn't say mine was trolling. Like, it depends. Like, I love you,
Jesus, yes, like, and stuff like that. No, I, but
I, but I never was like, I'm Britney Spears, you know?
But that's where me and JoJo are very similar, right?
Because she copies everyone, right?
Her tour was all Freddie Mercury.
She had the little microphone stand and like she had the Elton John baseball outfit.
Like, she definitely, I guess copying or cosplay, whatever you want to say.
So that's what mine was.
Mine was always like, I want to be like Britney Spears.
I want to do this.
So it wasn't trolling, but I never really perceived it as that.
But I was very like upfront and being like, I know I'm not a singer. Like, I just love this. You know what I mean?
So I think it was very obvious. I wasn't trolling. And I don't think anyone thought it was. They're
just kind of like, okay, this is like not good or whatever. And that's like fine. But I think her
just going so extra with it. I think it's like, she knows she's talented. She knows she sells out
things, but I think it's just like an extra step. I don't know.'s just wild the people she's comparing herself to it was like wild like you know like the
david bowie i don't i don't think she's at the top of the pyramid you know i think she's now what we
call an industry plant i think there's a huge industry behind her and i think she's still the
child performing to adults to tell her what to do yeah like i don't think she's the one spearheading
all of this i think she's just still performing to corporate telling her you're gonna be the bad girl we're
gonna do music now this is your future you know like that's how i read that i want to know the
whole story i would love her tell all book one day like again in like 20 years i feel like
it is interesting to see where it's at but like you said it is killing it and crushing it and so you know she's out there
it is interesting too because she said that she's like been thinking about the like switch to like
adults bad girl jojo for a while and like now they finally like let her team like finally like let her
now that she's you know 20 turning 21 wait she's only 20 years old? She's turning 21 this year, I believe, yeah.
Oh my god. I thought she was like
22, 23. Well, that's what's weird
too. I mean, and it's crazy.
I was thinking about this. She was the same age
as Olivia Rodrigo. And like Olivia was
like a Disney girl. And then
she like made the switch, I guess
like adulthood. Because now at her concerts, you know,
she's like wearing like little bras
and like tiny shorts. And she's like doing like sexual things or whatever.
Yeah.
But Olivia did never have to declare herself like, I'm a bad girl.
Yeah.
Like, you know what I mean?
I think that's like, right, that's the criticism because she compares herself to like Britney,
I'm a slave for you too.
And it's like no one ever came out like when Britney stripped, she's not like saying,
watch me be bad.
She just did it.
Yeah.
Miley, all of them.
I think that's the thing.
That's why to me it's like this obvious troll.
I think if she wanted to be an adult, she'd just like have her hair down and have sexy makeup or something like that, you know, to show the badness.
But because she's still JoJo Siwa but like in, you know, monochrome, it's very much like – okay, I think this is like a little bit of a troll.
Because I'm sure she has a sexy like side to her.
Like if she's in a relationship or something, I'm sure she dresses like normal to go on dates and stuff like that.
So,
I don't know.
It's very, it's very performance-y
and,
I didn't know she was only 20.
That's crazy.
So she is still like,
oh my God,
that's crazy.
So 13 years,
when she was 13,
that was seven years ago.
Oh my God.
Yeah.
Oh,
in May,
she'll turn 21.
May 19th.
She's a tourist.
I was going to say.
My God, and Elvis.
Oh, my gosh.
Crazy.
We're all the same.
Wow, that's crazy.
So at 13, she was friends with someone who was 30.
Like, that's – like, again, like, let it sink in.
Like, just don't be – again, you're in entertainment.
It's like – but it's – to be – I don't know.
I don't know.
It's like –
It is, yeah.
It weirds me out.
It weirds me out a lot.
I've seen the clips of, of like when she made her channel.
I think when she made her YouTube channel, she was 13.
And then you see the clips like all the collabs and stuff.
And it's like, oh, this actually does look very odd.
Like she looked so young, you know?
Yeah.
You're like, oh my god.
This is weird.
No, for sure.
And I felt that way.
I was one of those people.
I think she was 15 or 16 when I collabed because I think she was learning to drive.
And I was just like – like the parents, they were home but then they left because I remember I met her mom she was
like bedazzling like literally in the kitchen and then like wasn't there and then that's when
it felt like again like not weird on my end I was just thinking like this is like kind of odd that
they just like leave or like not be present if they're upstairs or whatever I thought it was
like kind of odd especially with all the stuff you hear now where did we hear oh like all the
quiet on set stuff where like the parents want to like
be with them was it oh yeah it was it was yeah where they were like on all that and they would
have like a coordinator take them away from the parents i'm like that's so odd but i guess you
like trust someone at nickelodeon but uh oh she's a nickelodeon right she's she was a nickelodeon
yeah they i think they were like a sponsor on her tour and stuff too and then i think it switched
after she like came out because
then she like wasn't invited to the kids choice awards or something oh my god everyone's getting
banned that was like alexa everybody yeah damn maybe it's for the better yeah uh you look cool
though like this judge and it's everywhere and honestly like i said like i really uh i'm like
you though i'm like you too where it's like god i just we really do want to root for her because
it's like i don't know if i want to root for her because it's like – I don't know if I want to root for her. Really?
I don't know if I want to root for her. Because I like people who are different.
She's not Olivia Rodrigo.
She's not Sabrina Carpenter being super sexual.
This is like her own version of being an adult.
And I like it.
I just – like all the other stuff just makes me – and I don't really think it's her fault.
But I do think she's an adult now where she doesn't need to like keep perpetuating that.
It's okay and we're fine.
And me and Colleen, we're cool.
So why is everyone else freaking out?
Like I hate that kind of stuff. So it's just it's hard i mean truly i would
root for her because i like her but then i did like re-listen to like the howie mendel clip and
then again it was kind of triggering because it was like the internet takes a lie and runs with
yeah i'm like it's not it's not it's like literally proven that's what's so annoying
it's like lies or people just want to get canceled every week it's like there's so
that's what i hate too it's like just people just want to get canceled every week. It's like they're so – that's what I hate too.
It's like just such a generic thing where it just makes it pass off like nothing and
I'm just like, ugh.
And then the stuff about the Dance Moms girls obviously bothered me too because it's just
like – she's like, oh, they forgot where they came from.
It's like, no, of course they're trying.
They're trying to forget because they were like literally six and eight being like abused
on TV.
And then now her calling out Tana on the vile files,
which I felt cool because we broke that news to Tana.
And I feel like Tana is usually like very plugged in.
On it, yeah.
I know, I felt cool about this.
I kind of felt bad.
Do you know what I mean?
Like when someone tells me,
someone talked about me and this is just for like this minute.
Like I talked about this before,
but when someone told me about another influencer
saying like they didn't like me and someone I liked,
oh, it's like a punch in the gut for a minute.
It's just like, oh, man.
So I hate breaking the news.
But –
That one was so unserious though.
Right, right.
Legitimately like the most unserious and us like having the exclusive –
That's true.
That's true.
And we talked about it on her podcast too.
So this week we have Tana and then I go on Cancel this week.
So I've already done it.
So they talk about it there.
But yeah, it was – right.
I did feel like – because there was nothing.
We're like, wow, she's in the unproblematic era.
And she still is.
And we talked about it more too on Cancel.
We talked about it here and on Cancel too.
And I thought it was interesting, her take, because I had to re-watch the TikTok that
she talked about JoJo.
And I was like, oh, it wasn't like – my opinion was it wasn't that bad.
Especially when she's doing so much trolling herself.
You know what I mean?
Like why would you –
You take that personal.
Yeah, be so upset. That's why, again, it's like that conflict of like is she for real or is she trolling herself you know what i mean like why would you you take that personal yeah be so upset that's why again it's like that conflict of like is she for real is he trolling
because why would she get like offended and then cut to james who asked for permission i guess to
like bully her right but it's okay if you ask me yeah but her james i think was worse than tana
so it's just so i don't understand her i just don't understand i don't either i don't either i
don't understand her yeah that's what i'm saying when she says stuff like that i'm kind of like
well i think she was being pushed a little bit by the vile file people yes right also
nick being like in that little biatch tana i was like that was so weird like you were too old to
be calling oh a girl yeah any any age like anyone who calls a girl that it's like weird and also
like pushing that drama and stuff like that being like because who calls a girl that it's like weird and also like pushing
that drama and stuff like that being like because it wasn't really that deep and he made it that
deep and i feel like he has no idea who tana even like is because he's just too old you know what i
mean so i feel like someone told him about it and he's like oh can i meet him with it or like james
that little effort and then all of a sudden she's like oh we're cool and then nick doesn't say
anything yeah okay yeah there's like a little like tea on that too we talked about it on canceled
because bro Brooke is friends
I think with his wife
or something.
Oh, really?
Yeah, because she had
gotten a text about it
so we talked a little bit
about it on there
because I was just like,
it's kind of weird.
It's kind of,
supposedly he felt like,
well, I won't give too much away
but it's like he felt like
protective of JoJo.
I don't know.
But also you don't have
to call Tana a biatch.
I don't know.
It's very weird
because it wasn't,
it really wasn't bad.
Like I was like,
God, what did you say?
And I just didn't really
think it was,
anyways, you'll see it twice because Tana talks about it on here and then we talked about it on Canceled and she goes a little more in depth with it there.
And it's different to get different people's perspective.
But yeah, I think maybe because also they had that weird thing where she like came on the podcast and then Tana didn't know.
I don't know.
It was like weird because it was around the Colleen time.
With the Howie Mandel.
Yeah.
So she – I don't know.
Anyways, slay I guess. Because it was around the Colleen time. With the Howie Mandel. Yeah. So she – I don't know. Anyways.
Slay, I guess.
But I just – I hope she just gets help like not for her music and the trolling.
Like do all that for sure.
It's just like – like you said, it could – like in a different way.
It could go down two paths where it's like, you know, she makes a transition and people
like her and she becomes sort of like a camp artist and, you know, kind of fun or whatever.
Or it just like she spirals
out of control you know as far as like mentally because like you can obviously tell in these
interviews when she defends people like that are awful people or like she's kind of brainwashed
and like stuff by these people so i don't know i hope i hope she's good she seems i mean she
seems good i don't know she seems fine like but I actually do worry about her, like, genuinely.
Just, like, if – hopefully she is in control and she is very smart because she is smart.
But then that sometimes the child abuse side of it is just kind of, like, doesn't mess
with you.
Because she defended, like, Abby Lee.
Like, just people you, like, shouldn't be defending.
Yeah.
Even if your experience was fine, it's still, like, you still were exploited because you
were being made to cry on TV as a six-year-old.
So even if you thought that was, like, fine, that's still a six-year-old so even if you thought that was like fine that's still wrong
you know like even if you thought it was okay because i think that too with like teachers
you know all stuff like that like kissing me when i was like 10 and stuff you're just like
i thought it was fine so it's like not a big deal but like it's not you know it's like not fine even
though you think of it at the time anyways i don't know but um the song is catchy the video
is like not that bad the video is not that bad i liked her
dancing like it's kind of wild the one where she's like uh is it the one where the girl's like
flipping on her like she's like yeah going like the humping and stuff yeah like to me it's like
good dancing and like good choreo and it's kind of cool um it kind of gave me like survivor destiny's
child i don't know i kind of liked it. Yeah.
She's like she is talented.
It would be amazing to see her like be like a Britney slave for you or something.
You know what I mean?
But if that's her vibe, I just don't know if that is.
I don't know.
I don't know what her vibe is either because it's really gone from like David Bowie Elvis
to like Miley Cyrus bingers.
Where did Elvis come from all of a sudden?
I feel like she's never talked about Elvis, and now she's like, love Elvis.
Also Elvis, for the record,
even though it's the name of my baby,
not that original.
All his songs were cover songs.
He literally took every major song
from like Big Mama Thornton, his hound dog.
Like he literally took everyone's songs
and just sang them.
But shout out though.
Shout out Elvis for not being original.
I mean, he's definitely like groundbreaking,
so I guess that's that.
But the David bowie's wild
yeah and her baby her daughter named freddie like okay we get it we love gender bender names after
famous icons and i think she said four years is like when she plans to have her kids so
yeah that's when she's playing she would like to she said but she doesn't think she's like
gonna be old enough at 22 so i think 24 is what she's aiming for yeah there should be no rush for
kids i mean if you want to have them i'm like whatever and i do think everyone can totally
change once they become a parent some people some people have a baby and they be sending your nudes
you know what i mean like you just never know but for most people i think having a baby changes
changes you but um she's very very trish-coated with giving the names out like that, like saying, I'm
going to have twins.
Because I used to say that about my twins.
My twins were Malibu and Barbie, and then I was going to have Elvis.
So she's very Freddy, Teddy, and Eddie with that.
I do think she's trish-coated.
I do think I influenced JoJo.
And I don't know if I should apologize or be flattered.
And she was so nice.
That's what is so frustrating.
And she's like a really, really nice person.
So I don't know.
I think she's just lost maybe a little bit.
Lost in the sauce.
Yeah.
Lost in the sauce.
And then also just so powerful too at the same time.
So there's a lot.
Yeah, she has a lot of influence whether you like it or not.
Like the fact that, like like i said she can pull all
these antics and like get all the attention and then yeah the video i think in three days that
12.5 million views which is insane so you think it would be more i mean it is insane but like
don't some people get like like the weekend get like a billion views yeah but i think there's a
vast i guess if you ask jojo she would probably put herself on the weekend's level.
Oh, she's above the weekend.
She's like Elvis.
She's David Bowie.
I remember she was like obsessed with Freddie Mercury for a long time too.
She was like dressing like him everywhere and like singing all his songs and stuff like that.
Again, very me.
I love it.
Like the obsession with celebrity.
But it is kind of funny.
You know, like everyone needs delusion though, for real.
And like me too.
Like you just have to be a little delusional to, like, make it in this industry.
Yeah.
To be an entertainer, I think, on that, like, level where you're performing and stuff.
You know, that definitely helps.
But, yeah.
Yeah.
Now you got me thinking because I'm remembering, like, all the stuff with her exes and stuff
and all, like, the stuff that happened there.
Yeah.
And I'm like, oh, my God.
She has done some messed up stuff.
And recently.
Like, a lot of the stuff is, like, the past six months. You know what I mean? Yeah. It's not like it's, like, oh my God, she has done some messed up stuff. And recently, like a lot of this stuff is like the past six months.
You know what I mean?
It's not like it's like, oh, JoJo was little.
It's like, no, she was an adult in all those relationships.
Uh-huh.
And like hearing about her, I think her ex, Kyla, I think.
She like had all these stories on her TikTok about how she never named her ex-girlfriend that did this stuff.
But it was all the stuff that could be like timeline-wise attributed tojo yeah what did she i don't remember any of that um it was
basically like she would fly out um to la to stay with her girlfriend and then the girlfriend would
like need some space and ask her to book a ticket back home and then she would get home and then um
the girlfriend would want her to fly back so actually no they come back um then they went to a concert a fletcher concert and her girlfriend met up with her ex-girlfriend
and all of a sudden they started like reconnecting and flirting and then when she left uh when she
went back home again left la went back home after that trip the girlfriend broke up with her over
voice memo oh man so timeline. Yeah. So timeline wise.
And my last video I did with Joey actually was a JoJo collab.
And she talked about a Fletcher concert too.
So.
Oh, oh.
Yeah.
I was like, this actually, this makes sense that Kylo was talking about JoJo.
So, yeah.
Young relationships are tough anyways.
And it does suck when you're like famous.
Because like if you're, that's just more being like a sucky girlfriend. You know what I mean? But it does suck when you're like famous because like if you're that's just more being like a sucky girlfriend you know what i mean but it does suck
like yeah to be that person just a mess overall though i love the wig play again i like every
time you have a wig always you should get extensions at this point or just wear wigs
like i do just always wear a wig i love that you always play with it it's so funny
and it'll shift.
By the end of the episode
it'll be like all the way back.
I have them glued.
Because he watched an episode
and I'm like,
make sure they are pinned
and glued
because that was awful.
I felt my forehead
that was traumatizing.
Oh, that one wig.
Yeah.
The blonde.
Is that what you're talking about
where it shifts back?
I wasn't even,
it's always with me.
Like when I have that bob,
yeah, all of a sudden
my bangs are like.
You have to keep pulling it down.
Mine was the mafia wife one where I was like, and nobody was telling me i was like why is this
so exposed now mine's glued down the wig is wild the wig is a wild choice the makeup looks jojo for
sure the wig is to our audio listeners who have no oh yeah and i guess are blind do we have audio
we're talking about this oh yeah oh right right right yeah it's like what um i don't even know
if we have audio did
we talk about this how we don't think we have audio listeners i know because we are such a
visual yeah don't listen watch i know at the beginning they were like really push people to
the audio i'm like how how am i supposed to i mean watch it i guess but how do you push people
to listen to audio and paulson would always do an extended 20 minutes for audio but we have our
patreon yeah so i guess if you're on the go
or sometimes maybe it's if you want to just like visualize that actually is kind of tea like if you
want to just visualize what we look like and like challenge yourself that way listen to just like
love is blind yeah yeah like what do they look like yes i actually live for an audiobook i was
listening to audiobooks this weekend it's not sponsored but i actually downloaded audible
which i never did but remember in, like everyone was like Audible.
Everyone, yeah.
Kind of a slay though because I was listening to the Rebel Rising.
Oh, I have the book.
I was reading it, but then I had like a long drive to cancel because I was like – it
was like in traffic.
So I read the first few chapters and then I listened to like the end of the book.
And it's like her reading the book.
Oh, I love when they do that.
Yeah.
And it's kind of like – I'm a Rebel Wilson fan now.
Like I honestly was maybe,
like, a hater,
maybe because, like,
I hated myself being fat,
so anytime I saw a fat person,
like Fat Amy, for instance,
everyone's like,
you gotta play that,
literally, okay,
we'll get into the whole fat lore
in a minute,
because literally today
I'm dressed as,
I don't know who,
Penelope Featherton
from Bridgerton,
and everyone's like,
you should cosplay her,
and when I looked up the character,
because everyone was tweeting me this,
and I didn't know,
I was like, oh, Bridgerton,
like, they have gorgeous girls on there, and not to say she's not a gorgeous girl, but I was like, just because she's fat, you want me to, I didn't know. I was like, oh, Bridgerton. Like, they have gorgeous girls on there.
And not to say she's
not a gorgeous girl,
but I was like,
just because she's fat,
you want me to, like,
cosplay her?
I was like,
meanwhile, I do look like her.
I kind of, like,
slay like her today.
But Rebel Wilson
was kind of that same for me.
Like, when she was fat Amy,
everyone was like,
you could have played that role.
And I was like,
because I'm fat?
Like, that's so weird.
So I always had
a little self-hatred
and so I think that's maybe
why I didn't like her.
That's probably why
she thought Adele hated her.
That's literally...
Yeah. Oh, for real. Well, maybe instead of Adele, maybe she meant me. She's like why I didn't like her. That's probably why she thought Adele hated her. That's literally – Yeah.
Oh, for real.
Well, maybe instead of Adele, maybe she meant me.
She's like, Trisha actually hates me.
She wants to change the name to be like, yeah, more mainstream.
That was me, Rebel.
I was scared your fatness would rub off on me.
Anyways, actually I'm a fan now because I was listening to her read it and I was like,
that's cool.
That was the disconnect for me with the Britney one because I listened to the Britney and
it was Michelle Williams and it's just like not the same. Like her, you can just like – her fluctuations, everything I thought was really cool. It was the disconnect for me with the Britney one because I listened to the Britney and it was Michelle Williams. And it's just like not the same.
Like her, you can just like her fluctuations, everything I thought was really cool.
It's really inspired me.
I want to write mine.
I know Tana said she wants to write a memoir.
So it's inspired me.
I was like, I want to write one too.
And I want to like say everything, not everything, but a lot.
Like I would love to name names because she names names.
Like everyone, the person she lost her virginity to.
There's a whole chapter on Tasha Baron Cohen, which is like wild.
And she really, she names a lot of names. And I thought it was really interesting. And it kind of inspired me. It's like whole chapter on Sacha Baron Cohen which is like wild and she really she names a lot of names
and I thought it was
really interesting
and it kind of inspired me.
I was like I want to
write a book too
so maybe
I was asking
I was trying to figure out
what my price would be
and maybe a million
but I said 10 million
for like the juice juice juice.
Is that a lot?
I don't know.
I don't know.
How much did she get?
That's a good question.
Book deals used to be a lot.
I think I remember Shane
saying he got like a million
for his two books. That makes sense. It it was like an essay of stories yeah it was i hate
my selfie and what was the other one oh i remember tyler oakley's book that era everyone had books
joey had like a memoir 25 or something and i remember one chapter was just i'm gay that was
like a love chapter yeah that's iconic that's like a title actually just i'm gay. That was like a whole chapter. Yeah, that's iconic. That's like a title, actually. Just, I'm gay.
Did you ever see that clip of Pink saying, like, I'm gay?
And everyone's like, whoo!
And she's like, actually, I'm not.
No!
Like, what?
I'm gay.
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Actually, I'm not.
She like came out and then just took it back.
I was like, that's a weird thing.
Very boozy tube vibes.
Yeah, well, that was wild too.
What was Shane's other one?
I hate my selfie.
And it was him praying. What was the second one?
I remember he was like praying.
I did a short film for it.
Now I can't even remember.
Oh, wait. I really want to know how
much jeanette mccurdy got because i feel like hers was so like lucrative i'll take whatever
jeanette mccurdy got i wouldn't oh exact numbers haven't been revealed but it's said to be worth
several million for jeanette mccurdy so oh that's okay i guess i aim a little lower i should be like
750 000 or something like that really she probably got maybe like $5 million, I would say. For her? Yeah. So a million for me. Yeah. Or two.
Wow. I love that. I never thought I'd want to write a book. And then I literally, as I was
listening to hers, when I got there, I like wrote down all the notes of like things I don't want to
talk about. I'm like, oh my gosh, I should talk about this, this, and this, this, and this. And
because you know what didn't scare me about it is because she said there has to be like legal
fact checking at least somewhat. So I was like, oh, that's good's good because obviously i'd be truthful in mind but then you always do worry
about like if someone sues you but they do they kind of you know checks i don't know how they do
it i guess to verify your story but she had a lot of people like there was people all around in the
sasha baron we always talk about this but like in the sasha baron cohen one um like he would do it
like in front of a ton of people like they were filming like his friends would like be filming
with iphones like the scene where she talks about him asking for the finger up the
butt um he like pulled his pants down his pants were like down there was no director around but
his friends were like filming with the iPhone he's like this could be in the movie and there's
like no director and then I guess she ended up like giving him a slap on the butt just to get
out of the situation because she's like I didn't know what to do like whatever but like there was
like people around and he would do it in front of like other people and stuff. So, and he did it to a lot of people.
I think he did it to the director
or someone to show their peen.
Like it seems like he did it to a lot of people.
And this was also the film that his wife was on,
Alia Fisher, because they're getting divorced,
which is like tea, right?
And I was thinking, by the way,
before we go any further,
we try to watch Brothers Grimmsby.
Did you ever see it?
Literally that day, that Monday,
I was like, let's watch it.
Cause I was like, one, we could cosplay them.
Like I could be Rebel Wilson.
You could be Sacha Baron Cohen.
Like, it fits.
Oh, my God.
When I tell you, it's like we shut it off in 30 minutes.
The worst movie I've ever seen.
I don't think we ever shut off movies ever.
Like, that movie was so bad.
Not only is it so awful, just like awfully written, awful story.
Just like the sexual situations are insane that he like puts himself
as the main character in with guys and girls and everything like that. It's like, it actually like
so disgusting and insane. I mean, how is this guy also the same one that goes to like the Oscars,
who's in like Les Miserables, Sweeney Todd, who's like representing like political parties and stuff.
Like it's so bizarre because it's like actually disgusting. And there was a lot of like,
there was even one, like it actually gets like like dark but there was one where he's at this convention for like a soccer
team and there's like this cardboard cut out of a little boy and he puts his like finger where like
his pain would be and starts like yeah it starts like making like like erection jokes with it it's
like and it's like a little boy and it's like so weird and i'm like how is this is like so dark and
how does this get like i don't. There was a lot of kid stuff.
A lot of weird, just like weird.
I don't know.
It was, it was so, we did, we cut it off after the, he had to, it was his brother and he had to like suck his, like the poison out of his genitalia.
And like graphic though, like you see it, like his face, like it's crazy.
And obviously he did this in Borat.
And there's scenes that Rebel Wilson said they asked
for a reshoot that he paid out of his own pocket. We didn't even see that scene where like the bed
was broken, all this crazy stuff. And he kind of forced her to do the reshoot. She like didn't want
to, but she didn't want to be labeled as like not cooperative, but she didn't promote the movie.
So like all adds up, like she did no press for the movie. Like, I mean, that movie was so awful.
Well, anyways, back to the Isla Fisher thing. She's in the movie too.
And she's like a big part of the movie.
I guess during that, he asked Rebel Wilson to like do staged paparazzi shoots like outside of the movie set, like on a yacht of them like making out.
Like, and like no cameras, no director, just like, oh, we'll have paparazzi come and get
publicity.
But she even said in the book, she was like, you're married.
Like, why would I do that?
That's like so weird.
So I don't know what his deal is. I'm definitely team rebel. And I'm definitely like,
this guy's a freak. And I actually really like the patriarchy, the misogyny of it all. It's like,
I thought, oh, Sacha Baron Cohen's so cute. Right. And she said that too. She's like, I was a fan.
And I'm like, I thought he was so cute. So when I've been like defending him a little bit, I was
like, maybe he'll see this and put me in like the next movie. Cause I do think he's like so hot.
And then after watching this, I'm like, this is so disturbing.
And he's like an actual like freak.
And like he still has all this power in Hollywood, which is like so scary.
And I'm just like, what is happening?
I don't know.
And then the Isla Fisher divorce thing coming out of kind of nowhere.
They said it had nothing to do with it.
But I was like, is there more coming out?
Because obviously there's repeated stories of this happening with him.
She said at the time of them filming, he had like 14 lawsuits against him or something or four.
I don't know.
I can't remember.
Don't quote me on that, but something.
It was like four or 14.
And just really, really wild.
And he's so, he's so prominent and he's so there
and he's at the Oscars performing Les Miserables.
And I'm just like, what?
It was, it was the most disgusting movie I've ever seen
and was so disturbing.
And I was like, if I was on that movie set, I don't know. There was a lot of darkness in that chapter. And even he like love
bombed her to get her on there too. He would like call her personally and be like, you have to be
in this. Like you're so funny. But she did the monologue for him for the movie awards and he,
in front of his friends and stuff like that. And he's like, oof, like you're in trouble. Like this
is not good. But then she like did it for other people and they like laughed i don't know he was like weirdly i don't know weird i don't know very very very odd
the whole thing but i would highly recommend not watching that movie that movie was crazy
right it was like insane yeah it's the only movie that we like both stopped watching usually she'll
fall asleep and i'll kind of like watch it through. But I just didn't even want to continue watching because like the story is so like just stupid.
It's like not the good.
It was not funny, not clever.
Like at least the original Borat,
but you know, we did watch the original Borat
back in 2020 together.
And I'm kind of like, this is kind of awful too.
Like I remember it was like such a thing
that everyone like loved.
Oh, we were wondering too, like who's the audience?
Like who's his audience for Brother Grimsby
or Borat or any of those things?
Like, are they straight guys?
Are they little boys?
Like, who is it?
Like, it's such a weird thing.
I don't know.
I feel like straight guys.
But why would straight guys want to watch him?
It's a lot of, like, gay jokes.
Not even jokes, like scenarios just him
wanting to be in guys's crotches and i'm like i feel in general straight guys like wouldn't want
to watch that i don't know i don't know either like i feel like bora i know all the straight
guys like did a lot yeah but and that one was a bit less i think i think this movie is just his
passion project like seriously a lot of artists do that to to
make all their fantasies and fetishes come true and that's what i feel like in this set what he
did to her and to everyone around he just wanted to you know it was his playing ground basically
so he just loves guys and fat girls because he also has he had a fat girl in borat and she was
saying that too she has a lot of misogyny and she was i think a lot of his like female hatred or
hatred towards females like come out in his characters or something
it's really he does i mean you if you look at all the movies always his face ends up in
men's crotches and butts and a lot like flipping over and even in the award ceremony he landed on
m&m with his bare butt like he just, you know, it's obviously something he's passionate about.
It was wild.
I know.
I was like,
I was a little envious at first when she was
talking about sex scenes.
Like, oh God,
that'd be a great job.
Those sex scenes
with Sasha Baron Cohen,
that's everything.
I will say on the flip side
and this is not defending Sasha,
I think she calls him SBC,
not defending SBC,
but it was kind of weird.
She kind of opens up
like the book talking about
or like one part of the book
where she's like,
talks about how she wrote a part for Channing Tatum to like touch her boobs for the VMAs and how amazing it was having his hunky hands on her.
And like the juxtaposition between that is so interesting because it's like now because I don't know if he must have been a writer or something creative on Brother Grimsby where he wanted to write that into the script as opposed to like her being the writer for the VMA opening and writing Channing Tatum, like groping her boobs and stuff like that and making out.
I think she had to make out with him or something.
So I was like, it is interesting.
And the movie she wrote, she wrote like a makeout scene for her
and Liam Hemsworth or Chris Hemsworth, one of the Hemsworth brothers,
and how she was so sad it only lasted 20 minutes
and all the other ones were so long.
So it's kind of interesting because I was like,
what makes one better than the other?
You know what I mean?
It's like you wrote that in for you and admittedly wanting to have this scene and thinking it's hot
as opposed to him doing it, which, you know, some of the stuff was written to the script. So some
of the stuff wasn't. So it's like, okay, what's really the difference, right? Yeah, I guess if
it's consensual, A. And then also like no penetration of orifices i think is major as
well i don't think they had penetration in brothers grimsby remember she wanted the finger
right okay sure right right okay good fair point because i try to think i was like well that kind
of seems a little bit weird both ways but yeah it's still a little odd to have a chapter all about like how you were supposed – like made to do things when you got hired into a role that you probably wouldn't be comfortable with.
And then like you kind of making up scenarios, you know?
Yeah, like writing being like, oh, I was so happy.
It was like him putting his hands up.
And she describes it as like hunky hands over my soft breasts.
I was like, oh, my God, girl.
Like it became a little Bridgerton for me. And I was like, okay. So anyways, I'm definitely team rebel for sure.
So I just thought that was interesting. And she talks a lot about being like fat and how she can
control her fatness and eating. And I was like, I related so much to it. And I thought it was a
really good book, but the Sacha Baron Cohen chapter is a wild, that's crazy. And like the
fact is he's still so powerful and still like gets away with so much. And I don't know who he is writing for,
but,
but Isla Fisher leaving him.
I feel like there's something,
you know,
I always feel like more comes out,
right?
When someone starts getting divorced,
like,
is there more that's going to come out that she doesn't want to be a part of
or associated with?
I don't know.
Cause I read that they got separated or divorced.
I forget which one,
but a while ago last year,
I think.
But still the announcement was so randomly timed and then the announcement post what was them like in little
baseball costumes like what it was on their story yeah so weird so there's gotta be something else
there i think so i feel like something more will come out for sure especially with this
all of this stuff. Yeah.
I mean, it sounds like you did this a lot to people on sets and maybe just people – like she said too, she didn't want to be seen as a problem.
So she kind of just like goes with it and stuff.
So maybe now more people are coming out with it.
But it's wild.
Uh-huh.
And then did you – speaking of Bridgerton.
Yeah, I have Bridgerton right here too.
I'm ready for it.
Did you see that with Netflix now? They're doing an option where you can remove the sex scenes from Bridgerton.
So, like, if you're watching it with your family, it'll play, like, a clean version of the show.
What's the point?
That's what I was thinking, too.
I'm like, isn't that, like, half of Bridgerton?
I mean, this whole book is just, like, sex and breasts and penetration and all this stuff.
Like, that's the only reason I want to watch it.
That's so weird.
Like what else would you put in there?
I guess in theory that's like a good idea, but I feel like something like Bridgerton – I
haven't seen any.
I don't know anything else.
I only read this book, but I feel like that's the theme.
It's like watching Fifty Shades of Grey without the sex scenes or the idol without sex.
I don't know.
It's like weird.
Oh, that's interesting.
But I guess it's good.
I guess it's interesting.
I'm on the Bridgerton. Have you seen it?
Have you read it?
I've seen the first season so far.
Were you into it?
Yeah, actually, like, a lot, I think.
Yeah.
I was, like, when it came out, so it was, like, very of the time, I guess, because it
was still, like, in quarantine.
Oh.
And then, actually, I kind of want to go back and watch season two because I heard it's
good.
And I heard it's better than the first one, I think.
What's the first one about in like three sentences um girl uh falls in love
with a rich hot noble guy that's it i love it because this book is fat girl falls in love with
rich hot noble guy yeah the first one is just skinny girl falls in love and the second one
probably is um yes also skinny guy skinny girl and pause and look. Okay. And the second one probably is – Yes, also skinny guy, skinny girl.
And now we have a fat girl and a skinny guy.
Yes.
Who they always refer to as just being ugly and so unattractive and nobody – and he doesn't even want to date her.
And I'm just like, what?
Like this whole thing is just calling her ugly and then at the end –
He is the brother – the guy is the brother of the girl in the first one.
So the Bridgerton is like the family, the rich family.
Yes, yeah. That everybody wants to get married by. Isn't she like Lady Whistledown or something? of the girl in the first one. So the Bridgerton is like the family, the rich family.
Yes, yeah.
That everybody wants to get married by.
Isn't she like Lady Whistledown or something?
Oh my God, you know the tea.
Do you have any of that?
Oh my God, spoiler alert.
Yes, she is Lady Whistledown,
which I didn't know.
I was trying to like gather what that,
well, I kind of,
look, you don't really need to know the plot because I read this without knowing the plot.
I was like, okay, I kind of get it.
Which number book is that?
That's like a five or something?
This is like five, but it's the third season of the show, so they skipped ahead or something
like that.
Every time they called it Lady Whistleton or whatever, I thought of the – do you know
the Harry Potter one?
Which one?
Like the newspaper in Harry Potter.
Did you watch Harry Potter?
I did, yeah.
There's like a newspaper that – there's like a reporter, like Rita Skeeter or something
like that.
Oh, Rita Skeeter.
Yeah, I kept thinking about that.
I was like, is this in the same universe as Rita Skeeter, Harry Potter?
Because it was like so weird.
Yeah, she is Lady Whistledown and then he like kind of becomes proud of that at the
end and she has all the backing for it, which is kind of funny and everything.
I'm jealous.
I'm jealous I don't get to play this role.
I wonder how old that girl is that is playing her.
She's very pretty.
That's the thing.
The actors in real life is like pretty but i don't
know they try to make them like i guess unflatter i guess she is supposed to be like unflattering
and not cute in the show in the show oh how does she she's 37 she does not look 37 yeah she's so
young oh i could have played this wrong god damn i would have said like 27 you're too pretty for
the role thank you babe we look the same though honestly we look the same in the best way i think uh nicola like
out of like when she's like on the red carpets and stuff she was also in barbie like she kind
of slayed who was she in barbie she was one of the barbies uh really yeah she only had a couple
scenes but like her stylist is so good because everything that she wears like at events of red
carpets like obviously she's like plus size but it's all tailored so perfectly like the length like everything's like tucked
in at the waist she always looks so snatched and like every single thing like she's i think on
purpose they always talk about how her mom made her wear ugly dresses like yellow dresses and
just ugly material and so she thought oh she wore like a beautiful dress like a guy would be
attracted to her platypus though or spoiler alert she wears a
beautiful dress and no one's attracted to her and i think that's why it hurts the most they're still
like never no you're never getting married you're gonna be a spinster for life and god i could have
played her dang i wish i had an agency back then this is like the role like you know what i mean
this is the role i could have been in you would also have to be british like what's your no she's
irish but i mean that's still the british accent i can do british what
what do you want to do with a spinster like me anyways i don't need no chaperone oh that's pretty
good okay yeah i think so i would like act out a full scene i was so into it the little clip i saw
season three i was just like oh i just love it she's everything i just i'm i'm in for it i love
it i think she is so beautiful um yeah it's a very long book but it's good i actually read this
whole book in like three days.
I read the whole thing.
And it's good.
I don't know if the Bridgerton boys are that hot, though.
Everyone's like, oh, my God, he's so hot, Colin.
And I was like, hmm.
Like in the show or in the book?
Well, not in my imagination.
Oh, in the imagination.
No, no, no, in the show.
Oh, in the show.
Yeah.
I don't think it's like – in my imagination, he sounds so hot.
But in the TV show, I'm show i'm like i don't know
i don't remember what colin looks like i know in season two it was the guy from
wicked what's his name jonathan bailey i want to say oh really yeah he's the lead
was he hot yeah he's really hot like in general i guess but um that's why i was asking you i asked
you this a little while ago because i do i I will say I love a story if there's,
like, a fat girl involved.
Like, I do love it because the sex scenes are really hot and I love that he, like, finds
her attractive at the end and it's, like, he's really into her body and everything
like that.
I do love that.
And I was, like, wondering – that's why I asked you before.
I was, like, would you be more inclined to read, like, Bridgerton the next season if
it was, like, a gay love story?
When I was younger younger for sure now you see now in general like i'm not reading just
because i'm waiting to get a kindle i think a kindle is gonna fix me and like make me want to
read so i'm like in a reading hiatus until kindles go on sale um but yeah maybe when i was younger i
loved like gay books like because well when i was young like i remember it would be hard they'd be
like in a weird section of like barnes and noble whatever like the gay like young adult books you like because well when i was young like i remember it would be hard they'd be like
in a weird section of like barnes and noble whatever like the gay like young adult books
yeah i didn't know there would only be like a couple but i would like them because it's just
like you can see yourself in it you know kind of like what you're saying yeah that's why i feel
like they lack kind of it's just like love stories that aren't just necessarily about
well it's a lot about her being fat but i mean just like in general seeing i was saying now
well i read like a lot of young adult like contemporary i guess but um or when i do read
that's what i read so now there is a lot more like diversity and like body size and sexuality
and like race so that's good in the covers too you see it it's like a lot of like interracial
relationships or queer relationships like at target if you just look in the young adult section
it's like married that now i haven't seen it So I think it's like a new-ish like way
that's happening, which is good.
I always feel like they should have
like a mainstream something
that's like a Spider-Man, you know,
just like in love with like a guy
or something like that.
Or, you know,
I just feel like you don't see it
too mainstream.
Same thing with fat, though.
You never see like a fat girl
be like hot and desirable.
Yeah.
I mean, it's different things, obviously.
Uh-huh.
Or even like, yeah,
because in the cart
spider-man like cartoon movie that came out like last year there was like one of them was like
pregnant and then she didn't get like any like like she i don't think she got like an action
figure or anything it was like kind of sad actually yeah easter way it was like the pregnant
spider woman why did they make her pregnant that's so random no idea why they made i don't know if
they need like more pregnant representation.
They don't really get discriminated on.
If anything, we get like more elevated.
People are like, well, I'll take my seat.
You know what I mean?
I don't know.
That's kind of funny.
And then they ice her out on top of that too.
They're like, we're going to give you representation, but then also ice you out.
Okay.
Love that.
Love that Spider-Man.
I love that the cover too is just like someone's like little chubby arm.
That could have been my arm.
That could have been mine.'s so funny what a funny
thing this book is I don't know I'm very excited
it comes out in May I can't wait for it
I love the sex scene in it it's very good
the hot one the mirror one
I skipped ahead the first time just to read that scene because I was like
let me buy the book and just read that part and it wasn't really good
yeah but there's a lot of different sex scenes so you should read the whole book
because there's different ones and I'm trying to make a baby
and all that stuff like that's very
very cute the chaos of you starting bridgerton and then skipping all the way to book five like
i can't really get over that because i have to look for it online because tiktok was like oh
my god the mirror scene the mirrors you know like oh my god i want to and so i try to find spoilers
online and there wasn't really any so i was like all right let me order this book and then
it's my bridgerton it's popular. And you know what I love?
I say fat in like a loving way.
I should say plus size or something.
I don't know.
Rebel Wilson was saying she did say that a lot of people don't like when they're called
plus size because she was talking about like Melissa McCarthy and Chrissy Metz.
And she goes a lot of times actresses don't like when you call them plus size.
What do they like?
Just an actress.
Just call me an actress.
I get it though.
I mean, I don't know.
I don't know.
Honestly, I start using the word fat because I'm like, it just shouldn't be like that big
of a deal.
Someone calls you fat.
So yeah, I think what did I like?
I guess I like being called big bones.
No, that's the worst.
Then it feels like, oh, it's not me.
It's my bones.
That's true.
But there is that where like, no matter how like much weight someone can lose, they're
still kind of like bigger.
I'm sure that would be me for sure. I don't think I could ever be like Lily Rose. There is that where like no matter how like much weight someone can lose, they're still kind of like bigger. Stocky, yeah.
I'm sure that would be me for sure.
I don't think I could ever be like Lily Rose.
I truly don't think my bones are like that small.
I don't know.
Is that real?
Do people have bigger bones?
That's a good question.
I don't know.
It sounds made up.
But people are just – sometimes they're just stockier.
I don't know.
Yeah.
Anyways, there's so much like fat talk.
I have another – I have one more fat hot topic and then I'll get over it.
One fat topic that's just like really new and current. It's kind of TikTok-y related. So if you don't know these people, I'm so sorry. Leo Skeppy, did you see this?
No.
Love Leo. Anyone who comes on my podcast, I will like stand forever. Like I truly do.
So I just think, yeah, pretty bad take on this one.
Oh God, I'm nervous.
Yeah. Especially because he is, he is a former fat person. He
has issues with his body. So feel for it. But it's kind of him versus like Fenita. So Fenita,
who I love too, who was also big at one point. And I was like, she's like really skinny now.
Yeah, she talks about it. She got the sleeve, lost a bunch of weight, but she used to be,
even up until like last year, she was like, I think 300 pounds. I think she said on the podcast
we did. Maybe bigger. I don't know. and so basically she released a tiktok so there's a brandy melville
documentary coming out have you heard about this no it's supposed to come out this week
so that's a big thing right now we talked about on cancel like everywhere i've just been seeing
people talk about it so it's kind of like i don't know really what it's about but brandy melville
of course known for having one size literally i asked i think i asked brooke i loved her top so
i was just like where do you shop and she had a ritzia and she had the top was brandy Melville, of course, known for having one size. Literally, I asked, I think I asked Brooke. I loved her top. So I was just like, where do you shop?
And she said Aritzia.
And she said the top was Brandy Melville.
Brooke is the tiniest person in the whole world.
Like the tiniest.
And like the best way.
Like I wish I looked like that.
But it's a one size fits all top.
If you're the tiniest person and it's fitting you fitted, like that's wild to me.
Anyways, I think Tana was wearing Brandy that day too.
So it's a one size fits all thing.
It's always been controversial. I think I made a Brandy Melville video back in like 13 um 2013 and like true story like literally like they wouldn't let me try stuff on that was like 100%
true story and I think back then people thought it went viral it was like this whole thing um it
was crazy so they're doing a documentary on it uh so Fanina's wasn't really about Brandy Melville
she just kind of said like it was, like, the last 24 hours or something
she posted.
And she's like, you know, it really sucks when these companies make plus-size clothes
that look like, you know, a zebra print or a leopard blouse or something.
Everything is printed.
Yes.
Yeah.
Floral print.
Yes.
Like, ugly butterfly sleeves.
Like, just, like, not in the same style that they do standard sizes.
So, at the end, she kind of gave a shout-out to, like, Fashion Nova.
Shout-out, again, whatever they don't sponsor, but shout-out.
She's like, when I was 3X, like, at least they made it – whatever the standard was, it was the same in Fashion Nova. So does Skims. That's out to like Fashion Nova. Shout out again, whatever they don't sponsor, but shout out. She's like, when I was 3X, like at least they made it, whatever the standard was, was the
same in Fashion Nova.
So does Skims.
That's why I like Skims.
Like whatever you can get in an extra small, it's the exact same style for 3X, 4X, whatever.
So she was just kind of saying that.
And all the people talking against fast fashion, it's easy for you to say because you can just
walk into a store and get an outfit, which kind of was me.
I had a stain on my dress going to canceled.
And I was like, I really can't walk in anywhere anymore and just get an outfit because like
nothing fits.
I always have to, whatever.
So she was just saying that and she's kind of complaining about these brands just overall,
like these brands that just don't cater to it.
And then them complaining being like, well, plus size doesn't sell.
And it's like, well, it doesn't sell because you're doing ill-fitted prints.
Ugly.
Ugly, basically.
Yeah.
So then Leo does a TikTok and not really in response,
but like kind of, because it was around,
literally it was all like in the past 48 hours,
where he's like, you know, it's not the clothes that are ugly.
It's your body that's ugly in the clothes.
Yeah, he's like, you are just fat and it's not cute
and like all this stuff like that.
So basically he's like, you don't get the right
to like complain about brands
because they want to cater to a specific look or specific body. So he's kind of like defending corporate,
the corporate side, the business side, all these people who make so much money and just telling
people that are complaining online to like, you don't get a right to complain. First of all,
I feel like it's America. Everyone can complain to whatever. You're a consumer. You're allowed
to complain. And just a really hot take. I was just like, that's kind of wild. And he basically
was just like, you don't get wild. And he basically was just like,
you don't get to complain.
It's your body that's ugly, not the clothes.
And it's like, no, the clothes are horrendous.
Go to Torrid, go to Lane Bryant, horrible.
Yeah, it was such a weird take.
And like my whole For You page this morning
when I was like eating breakfast was all this,
like stitching and a lot of big girls
and just big people in general, just like,
and me too, like, I'm not gonna lie.
Like I love Leo and I do think his like tough love
is like such a good approach, especially
like losing weight and like motivated.
Like it helps a lot of people.
But this was just like such a weird take to like big people just to be like, it's not
the clothes that's ugly.
It's you.
And I was like, that's such a weird – and also to say like don't complain and also
like – I don't know.
He just doesn't – he obviously doesn't get it, right?
Like he's not shopping in these things.
But no, the clothes are hideous.
I can't even like fathom that.
I'm sorry.
That's like ridiculous.
Like –
It's just – it's just wild.
It's so wild because it's literally just so hard.
I mean we're just talking like Nicola Coughlin.
Like everything that she wears, like she looks beautiful.
And like yeah, is she like bigger?
Yeah.
But it's like perfectly like tailored for her and
that's like also to do that like that's really really expensive like to get a designer thing
and then make it tailored to a specific body type someone who's like she's short i think she's um
she's five one so she's five one she's curvier so to get that like a designer outfit tailored
to her to like look that good is so much time and money obviously she has the resources so she can do it but for like the normal person that's like
ridiculous like to have to tailor everything that you buy like for your body type like or get
something custom you don't want to like vanita said she goes you don't wear a leopard print
blouse at the age of 21 you know what i mean like you want to wear something sexy like my lux
uh dress was like two thousand dollars you know what i mean to get it like custom and it's like so
expensive to get that stuff like when you go into macy's there was actually a lady who did a tiktok
she's like oh like let me uh let me show you what it's like shopping as a plus size person and so
she had to like ask all these people and macy's like where to go it was like all the way at the
top like in the corner and then she showed everything and it was literally like busy print busy print busy print weird oversized graphic tee oh like
awful like skulls and laces just like weird it's so bizarre and it's like i don't understand how
that can be an argument and the other thing too like he is tall like he is what like six four six
five huge yeah so yeah he was bigger but when you are bigger it's just
easier to lose weight it just is because like if i was like at my weight if i was like six two
whatever like i would be just like i'd be stockier yeah but it's like i would not be like you'd be
stretched out it's like anna nicole too i think she was like 200 pounds and she was like stretched
and beautiful like yeah so when you're taller it's just it is just easier it's just like a matter of fact and then again there's like the genetics and all that stuff that
goes into it too so and that's like the tough love thing doesn't work for me like if someone
was yelling at me and all this stuff it doesn't it makes me want to like rebel and like yeah more
to be honest like i don't respond like well to that stuff um so that doesn't apply to everyone
either like i get that it works for some people but and I also get that his thing is kind of, like, you know, like, very, like, reactionary.
And, like, it's very polarizing.
That's kind of, like, his brand.
But it's just harmful to shame, like, a whole community.
Especially one that already struggles enough with, like, self-love and self-acceptance and stuff.
That was the most, like, hurtful part is to be, like, it's not the clothes that's ugly.
It's, like, you that's ugly. Because it's, the clothes that's ugly. It's like you, that's ugly.
Because it's like people who already are fat, like already feel that way.
Like they already hate themselves.
You know what I mean?
It's like, you don't have to like reiterate that to them.
And like, and a lot, it's also, anyways, it's the whole thing.
Robert Wilson talks about this in her book too, which I like, she talks about how she
went to Atlanta to do Pitch Perfect 3.
And like, she was like, got hit on by so many guys.
And she like, wasn't't she like the the caliber of
beauty is so different in Atlanta that they like loved like thicker girls and like they were like
literally like harassing her with like just like catcalls and stuff because of how like
good she looked and she was it was the first time ever that she felt like desired and all
stuff like that so it's also like different strokes for different folks I mean in general
there's like a lot of fat phobia and people don't like fat people and think they're ugly but
there's a lot of big people that look good and that they don't mind being fat and it's that
balance of like you know not yourself, but also like you want
to change. It's just like this thing. It's like, you have to like love yourself, but also you can't
hate yourself too much. Like, it's just like this whole thing. So to hear that, it's just like a lot.
It was just like a weird take. And it was right after Fenita and their friends, I believe,
or they were friends. I kind of was trying to catch up on that because so many people were
just referring because that's how I saw Fenita's then. And I went to hers and I was like, oh, okay.
So it kind of felt like this weird thing. Also weird like ProCorp,
like it's a kind of weird. The thing is, is like Plus Size does sell. Like I'm a 3X now in Fashion
Nova and Skims, but I was a 2X. And then before that I was like a 1X and they always sell out.
I don't know if they make like less. They probably make less because even with our sweatshirts and
stuff, we make less because in general general like people just don't buy those sizes
We've learned with like sad boy because we have like 5x that they didn't sell
So maybe they buy less but they always sell out like my size is always gone when I go to skims like the 2x
The 3x in fact, I would say they sell out more. I don't get I don't know if they buy less
But they always sell out more so
It was a weird take and like you said for your audience and like as a former fat person
Like you should have like more sympathy because most people don't have sympathy for fat people. They just think like just lose weight.
It's not that hard.
But like it's so psychological.
It's so like mentally draining every single day to be fat because it's just like I want
to lose weight.
But, you know, I'm happy.
I love myself today.
And then some days you're like, I hate myself.
I shouldn't eat.
There's just like so much like mental drainage and blockage that goes in.
It's more than just like, yeah, if you can lose weight, if it's that easy, I would be
skinny.
It's not easy.
Like there's such a – it's such a mental thing in your head that's blocking it.
Yeah.
It's really annoying too.
Especially like when I was younger growing up like fat too.
It's like I literally couldn't eat at a restaurant because I had like a fear that everyone was looking at me as a fat kid eating.
Like I couldn't eat in front of people because I was fat.
I feel that way now.
Yeah.
It's like ridiculous to shame someone.
Like I said said there's
just so many factors that go into it the struggle is real like most fat people have like a self
hatred in there somehow because of society it's not even because of them it's like other people
like leo yeah and it's like we already see so much like hot people representation like literally
open tiktok and it's like 90 boring people who are just hot that have like all these careers and stuff like you as like a bigger person you have to work a million times harder because like when
you're just like a hot you will get like a following you will have success no matter what
you have like the pretty privilege or whatever yeah the banging body and it's like I'm tired
of opening TikTok and seeing like hot people all the time like just shut up and like let us have
something you know what I mean like just let us feel good for like a second that's why i used to be like i used
to go on that bandwagon too with like people being like oh this promotes obesity like you know when
like morbidly obese people right like 400 pounds are saying you know every size is beautiful and
then you get these like straight guys being like this is promoting obesity and unhealthiness
i almost like and i was like on that too i was like yeah you don't want to promote being unhealthy
whatever but then i'm like i'd rather promote that because some people
are just that size and they just, they can't, they can't do anything about it. Like they're,
that's the path they chose. I get it. I get bigger every day. Like it's one of those things. And it's
like, I'd rather someone be showing representation for being happy at 400 pounds because they may be
not able to control it or whatever. Then it's like not promoting obesity. It's promoting like,
this is my body and try not to be depressed about it.
You know what I mean?
And all these,
for all those men,
like the Joe Rogan's and stuff to be like,
like Tess Holliday is a good example.
So many people would come for her.
Cause she was on the cover of like,
maybe it was like cosmopolitan or something like years ago.
And people were so pissed about it.
Cause they're like,
this is,
you know,
it showed everything,
all her cellulite,
everything.
And they were so mad about it.
And at the time being like,
yeah,
that's not a good representation for like plus size and healthy or whatever. But
it's like, who cares at this point? Rather that because it's like, at least it's showing like
some love that you can love yourself even at that big size. Cause I think we also see plus sizes,
like Kim Kardashian was like plus size at one point, you know what I mean? Not now they're so
skinny, but it is. Yeah. And Bravo also made a good point too. She goes, I'm kind of the average
size of like the American woman. Like she's like the US size 18, which is actually what I am now. And this is, she lost weight. So I don't
know when she was talking about this, but she's like, I was actually like an average size, but
it was considered like so obese. And there are people who are like so obese and they should also
like love themselves because it's like, that's just where you're at. Like you're going to lose
weight or you're not going to lose weight. And you need to be at least somewhat accepting of
yourself, how you are
because losing weight's not easy fat doesn't automatically equal unhealthy too like that's
another thing which is annoying and the other thing too is like when you're bigger then you
try to go to the gym and work out then there's a whole group of people who like secretly record
you and shame the people who are like bigger trying to work out or there's like um bigger
like people who are dancing on tiktok whatever like oh like why is this fat person dancing well they're trying to get healthy
you don't know so it is like such a lose lose for fat people all the time so like if you're just hot
and like skinny just stay actually stay in your lane if you're like that stay in your lane i don't
need a six foot something tall white blonde hot guy to tell me that like my body is a problem
like you're good and you're like yeah i oh my god with leo that's why i was hurt because i was like
god he really does and even in person like he does like have so much sympathy because i remember i
talk about before i got here and i told him like i talk about because i didn't want you to like
judge me and he's like oh my god i talk about all day like he's just he's like super like relatable
and like gets it yeah so i was just like so sad and again i will love leo i'll stay in him forever because i just like you know he was
on my podcast i was like that's so nice but um that made me sad and i'm hoping like i don't know
he's kind of an unapologetic person but at the same time i'm like fat people look up to you because
you were once fat and then you got hot and those are inspirational people so it's just like you
know don't alienate us like we're trying to be on your
side. Yeah. We want to support. Yes. That was a wild take. There's like, that was wild. So
shout out to Anita though. She really had the right take. Cause she, and she was so right.
She was so many people on fast, fast fashion shake, but we don't have other options. Like,
and I'm telling you, Fashion Nova skims are like the only two companies that have the same
standard size. So even Target, they have a plus size section. That's hideous.
You know, hideous.
Like, so when I go to Target, I usually just get, I try and find the biggest size and like the juniors or whatever it is, or women's because the plus size is absolutely atrocious.
So, and it's not the same at all.
It's not the cute clothes.
So it does suck.
That's why I would like, I would shop at ASOS and I think ASOS is considered like fast fashion,
but that's another one.
Even for guys, like they have like, it's kind of what you were saying like the same clothes but in like they call it extended
sizes and then they even have like uh big guy models like modeling the clothes too um so that's
where I would shop too because otherwise like you said it's just hard to find anything that fits
unless you're buying like I literally at one point when I was younger was like shopping like the
women's maternity section yeah because I couldn't like find anything. Find jeans that fit and stuff. Yeah. No,
same. I've been there for sure. Shout out free people too. They are not really plus size,
but they go to XL, but they're like huge. Like I buy like a medium and I'm like swimming in it.
And it's the best. You feel so little. They're so tiny. I was like, they're so expensive. Yeah.
I swear I have a medium free people that I just wore the other day and I was like, oh my God,
like so tiny in this.
You will swim in their clothes.
So that's a shout out to them too.
I mean, all their stuff's huge, but it makes you feel small.
Yeah.
I think that's it for fat news today.
I had so many.
I was like, okay, where are we with fat news?
Oh gosh.
Speaking of fat, we should have gotten those donuts, but they do not deliver.
They're in Oxnard
oh
I tried to get some
this morning
Krispy Kreme
the Eclipse donuts
yeah they're 25 miles away
and they don't deliver
there is a lot of Eclipse
oh did we miss it
today I think
oh when is it
what time is it
the Sun Chips were supposed
to go on sale at 1130
I think we missed it
are we past 1130
yeah
it's 1115
no
the Sun Chips were only available for four minutes what that's it I think the Eclipse Are we past 1130? Yeah, it's 1115. No!
The sun chips were only available for four minutes.
What?
That's it?
I think the eclipse only lasts four minutes, right?
Oh, my God.
We did miss the eclipse.
1006 to 1039.
I don't think you can see it here, though, right?
Wait, what?
1036?
Oh, it peaks at 11.
So, yeah, we definitely missed it.
Oh, wow.
I don't think... Could we have seen anything?
Do we know no you you just see like a little crescent shape of the sun here oh would we have
gone blind if we saw it here or no or only texas my mom's in texas right now here more because
you'd be actually looking at the sun looking at the sun that's so funny people got so excited about this eclipse man
they were love it yeah they get the glasses and stuff too like yeah i at first i was like this
is stupid like why would i want like why would i buy glasses just for like two minutes or whatever
you know yeah like this morning i was like i kind of feel left out of like i do too because like but
then we can't even really see it here anyway so it's like what's the well we can celebrate it with donuts but they didn't deliver
i thought they did i swear i thought krispy kreme delivered i was so excited for them because you
showed it to me it's like absolutely yes and i was like damn i think they're available all week
though i think there's a krispy kreme oh should we go oh we're going wednesday oh my god we're
gonna have such a fat day wednesday if we go to krispy kreme and wendy's thing man i was so excited
about that too you always find the good stuff and Man, I'm so excited about that, too.
You always find the good stuff, and I'm always, like, so excited.
I'm always like, yes, let's get it.
But I always think it's going to be available longer than four days.
Damn.
I know.
I thought it'd be, like, all week at least.
Like, damn.
We missed our spot.
That's fine.
We got the Wendy's.
Did you get your Wendy's PR package?
I did.
Shout out Wendy's.
Shout out to our dreamsicle.
What did we get?
Tote bags.
Yeah.
And a little bucket hat.
Maybe I'll wear that next week.
I think, yeah, for sure.
Oh, I have a hat for you for next week. I'm going hat yeah oh my god we'll wear them next week i'm excited for it too because i actually don't have a hair person book because
i was at coachella i was like oh my god oh yeah so i like wearing a wig with a hat next week
i'm so excited yay where did you find these you just sent me a dm and i was like okay yeah
where did you find these i just saw these in a random tweet, but you actually tracked them down.
Because Google, the Google app thing.
Like if you put your image in there.
Yeah.
We got them.
I'm so excited to wear this next week.
Next week.
Oh my God.
It actually looks good with your makeup now.
So cute.
It's day.
It boy.
I don't know the company, but it was cool.
Wow.
I really am gagged at you.
I need one that just says it.
That's true.
You have no pronouns.
It Water.
It Water.
That's a good name for water.
Yeah.
I was surprised.
I was happy they had It Day.
I thought that was pretty cool.
Very forward of that.
I live.
I'm so excited for our office next week.
Okay.
What are you going to wear with it, though?
That's a good question.
I don't know.
We'll finally be looking like we go to the same event, same show.
Same event. We're subscribing to the same thing. Okay. We'll wear that next week. I know. We'll finally be looking like we go to the same event. Same show. Same event.
Yeah.
We're subscribing.
Same thing.
Okay.
We'll wear that next week.
I'm super excited.
So cute.
Thank you.
Yeah, of course.
So yeah, then we'll have the Wendy's bucket hats.
We can wear those Wednesday and we can do our little Wendy's extravaganza.
I think Wendy's has what?
Free Frosties all week.
That's why I thought everything else was all week.
Because of the eclipse?
Yeah.
All right.
Random.
I know.
Why are people celebrating it so much? I guess because it's the last one for a while but i do remember the
last time there was an eclipse like i remember when like donald trump went to like look up at it
wait what i thought only happened every like 400 years or something that one was six years ago
right it was yeah and i remember one before that i remember being downtown la we watched it i mean
i think there's different ones like but this is like a total solar. So sometimes
it's not perfect. Oh, a total one. Yeah.
They said this only happens like every 400 years or something, right?
Or 40.
400, I think. Yeah.
I'm kind of interested in like a video of it. I don't know if I have
to see like it in person like that.
I mean, I've seen videos. Did you see the little
CapCut thing on TikTok where people are putting it?
Oh, yeah. So I get what it's supposed to do,
but is it that exciting? So it's like basically, right? The moon comes over the sun are putting it. Oh, yeah. So I get what it's supposed to do, but is it that exciting?
So it's like basically, right?
The moon comes over the sun and blocks it and then moves away.
Okay.
I don't know.
To me, whatever.
We actually already had these and he put it down here for that.
I was like, I love that we have it ready to go.
A little sun and moon eclipse.
Our house is a prop house.
It is a prop for every occasion.
Something for every occasion.
Yes.
We need to get a second house to live in because it is becoming a set at this point.
We love the eclipse.
I was thinking, I thought it was really deep for a second because I was like, wow,
it is kind of cool that we all look up and see the same
thing, you know what I mean?
No matter where you are in the world, you see the same
sun and moon
covering the...
Yeah, that's true. When you look up and you think
someone else is looking up at this. I think think that when i go number two to the bathroom i'm like everybody has to do
this like britney spears it's like yeah equalizing yeah you're like everyone does this uh-huh some
more than others i guess right tana like every time i see her we talk about that on hers too
i was like wow we really talk about this way too much. Too much. But it is humbling to think everyone does it.
Everyone has to go through it.
Or like even death.
You think we all, there was like a billionaire who like recently died in like this car crash.
What did she do?
Drive it into the lake or something.
It was something weird.
Do you know what I'm talking about?
Yeah.
Some like billionaire, just like something drove her car into the lake or something.
I don't know.
I don't know what.
Did I get it right?
Yeah. Something like that. It was probably somebody drove her car into the lake or something. I don't know. I don't know what. Did I get it right? Yeah.
Something like that.
It was probably somebody drove her car into the lake.
Oh, you think it was someone over.
Remote controlled or something.
Yikes.
Whoa.
Because she's going to, I mean, there's tons of conspiracies about it.
Oh, you know.
Yeah.
I don't know.
I just thought randomly.
And I was just thinking like, that's crazy.
It's like we all just, we can't cheat that.
Like everyone has to die.
Everyone's got to go number two and die.
Yeah.
The moral of today's episode.
Oh, and that's like sad.
Like, right, you're a billionaire and you're just like, God, I really don't want to.
I don't think I'd leave my house.
I'd just be like, I don't want to die because I have all this money and I did not win the
billion dollars this week.
Buy yourself a lot of ticket.
20 million.
I'll take that too.
I really only get like 10 million and after taxes like 5 million because cash option taxes
also, but I can't retire.
But at least a little.
Yeah.
I get a house with the slides.
Like that's what I want.
So and we can get our Tesla trucks, which by the way, are not $90,000.
They're more.
Yeah.
Because I went to that seriously.
Because Moses is kind of getting into it.
He sent me a Tesla truck thing.
How's like good for like the family and stuff and like strollers.
And I was like, wow, OK, you're into the Tesla truck.
So I went to go look to see like who around us sells them.
And they like at O'Gara where I got my Rolls Royce was like wow okay you're into the tesla truck so i went to go look to see like who around us sells them and they like at ogara where i got my rules royce it was like 180 000 dollars
how come when i was looking it said so little maybe like starting at oh but if you go for ones
that are like being sold in like car lots they're like over 200 000 yeah i saw one for 160 i think
what i shattered my dreams i was like damn maybe damn, maybe $90,000, $160,000. But I think they make little ones.
We can get a little one.
Get one from Malibu.
That's our budget for this year.
Yeah, maybe because they're so limited right now, they're hiking the prices up.
Yeah.
It says the Cyber Beast, which is a weird name, and that's the top of the line model,
is $99,000, but then the rear wheel drive starts at $60,000.
Well, where can you get those?
Are you seeing like you can actually buy that like that or you have to like – there's
probably add-ons if you're just seeing it on the Tesla website.
Let's see.
Because I just typed in like shopping, like local car dealership selling these and those
are what they're selling for.
I got to go straight to the freaking Tesla store and see.
Boots on the ground.
Yeah.
I'm going to go straight and get some answers.
Let me know.
I'll interview them.
Yes.
Oh, my God.
You should.
And then you should go to Fat Sales after because they have mozzarella sticks at the topanga social and they're so good uh i always think about the
topanga social i'm like i want to go there for a video but like it's probably not a good video i
just want to eat there like it's not relatable because no one can go to the topanga social like
that so we'll eat it in front of aloe as like a sign of rebellion oh my god everyone's at the
aloe gym we're eating mozzarella sticks in front of aloe that would be everything i know i really
want to take you to this fried chicken place in North Iowa, but you don't
like spicy.
It looks so good on your story.
Oh, that chicken.
Wait till you see that mukbang.
That chicken was – I literally want to go and just eat there.
It was so good.
But it is spicy, so I don't think you would like it.
Yeah, I am very –
Even the mild.
I got mild and it was still pretty spicy.
You can't ask for like no sauce or anything?
Ooh, that's interesting.
Because the sauce is what made it spicy, right?
Or was it the actual chicken?
Well, it's the coating on the chicken because there's sauce, which I would have got it without
the sauce, but it still was really good.
And I think there's like coating on the chicken.
Oh.
But probably you could do it without the coating, right?
Well, I'll give it a whirl.
Oh, we can like –
So good.
We'll do like hot ones.
We'll reenact hot ones with the chicken.
You would die after the first bite.
It was so good.
It's like in a strip mall.
It's like so unassuming.
My rental car is a little minivan.
So I was like, no one even like, it's, by the way, minivans are crazy.
I was wondering whose minivan that was.
That's a wild one to drive.
And literally nobody cares about you.
If you want to be invisible, get a minivan.
That might be the most, like, nobody cares.
In fact, it's the opposite.
People just hate you in a minivan.
And I live for it. They just are like, wow, I feel bad you're in a minivan. You go. In fact, it's the opposite. People just hate you in a minivan. And I live for it.
They just are like, wow, I feel bad you're in a minivan.
You go ahead.
Like, it's crazy.
So, I don't know.
That minivan's wild.
And I need a Tesla truck because I can't be driving in that for a month.
It's, like, crazy.
The minivan's crazy.
And that's a while.
My back is still hurting from driving in it.
But I'm still being visible in a minivan.
Oh, that's amazing.
Did you see the first official clip of Ethan Slater and Ariana Grande speaking of being invisible?
Walking hand in hand.
After Spamalot.
Yeah.
It's true, guys.
It's official.
It's still going strong.
Yikes.
They're so little.
They're so tiny.
Yeah.
Chrissy, do you think they could have a big baby, like a tall baby, or do you think their baby would be short?
Maybe because – maybe does height like skip a generation or something?
So maybe if there's someone really tall in Ethan's family, like maybe.
You think?
Although I got an Instagram ad randomly to like donate sperm. And I was like, oh, maybe my boyfriend can donate sperm because he has such good like genetics, I guess, because he's just like naturally like fit without doing anything.
Yeah, that's what they look for.
So I was like, he would be good, but he doesn't meet the size limit for guys.
He'd have to be like 5'10 or something.
What?
Yeah.
No one wants a short baby.
No one wants a short baby.
But some people like wouldn't care, you would think.
Be like, just give me anything.
I would rather be like shorter and like naturally, like, naturally skinny than, like.
No, for sure.
You know?
That's crazy.
Yeah.
So they say, like, this person's genetically thin.
I have no idea.
Like, I saw the Instagram and I clicked it because I was going to send it to them.
And then they listed all the requirements.
It didn't have, like, a weight requirement.
It just said, like, a height requirement.
Interesting.
But I thought he would get good money for it just for the genetics of being skinny.
I forgot what the ad said.
I think it was like $1,000 or something.
That seemed low.
For sperm?
Like you're going to give someone a child basically for $1,000?
Even like bone marrow is not – or platelets or something.
Yeah, but they're not – they're just giving it.
They're not like directly giving it to somebody.
But you could be making a lot of babies with it.
Eggs are a lot, but I think sperm is cheap.
Yeah, eggs were like when I looked into it like years ago, like again, whatever.
I didn't do it, but like $30,000 like when I was like 18.
It's harder to retrieve the eggs.
It's a whole different process.
Sperm, we can just go whenever.
Yeah.
And there's a lot of controversial part about it now because there's like super donors.
There's people that donate. Just giving everybody people that donate more than what's allowed.
So there's basically like hundreds of people out there that are siblings and they don't know it.
Oh, that's interesting.
That's interesting.
That's true.
Your boyfriend would be okay with like, I guess it's not your child.
I guess there's just two different people, right?
The ones I feel connected, like that's their child.
And people are like, I don't know that person.
I think we'd be more connected to the money than the baby
a thousand dollars like i mean you can't do much with that's great that's so low that's so low
it wasn't like that much when i looked at it but and then i think the hotter you are it goes more
like more in demand i think you are worth more money i'm pretty sure yeah this is evolution in
action oh my god it's good like it's good that people do that for sure i'm not knocking that you are worth more money. I'm pretty sure. Yeah. This is evolution in action. Oh my God.
It's good.
Like it's good that people do that for sure.
I'm not knocking that.
It's just like,
first of all,
they should be getting paid more because you're creating life.
Like you're giving someone life basically.
Like you're going to make a baby.
I know you say it's not there yet,
but it will be.
And two,
at the end of the day,
like,
you know how people like want to find
their like biological parents?
Like,
can they do that for sperm donors?
I don't, I don't i don't
know especially in 20 years things will be so different where they're like well i can find this
person now because what if a lot of times they probably don't want to be found like i think it
was britney spears and crossroad where she was looking for her mom and her mom was kim cattrall
and she's like i don't want to be found by you like why did you come find me i don't know because
the way because there was there is a case that there's like 200 siblings
and they
I remember like
they did like
ancestry
and they suddenly
they're like
oh you have a sibling
here a sibling there
and suddenly they
realized that
how are all these
200 people connected
they didn't know
I mean that's obvious
not if nobody tells you
that how you were
conceived and all that and if you're all over
the were they all over like the country or in one city if you're one town that's a little like crazy
it was pretty close the problem is dna you don't want to date and make babies with somebody that's
happy that's true wow that's crazy actually because like let's say they're all in woodland
hills and they're all just like dating each other. Yeah. That's interesting.
Wow.
That's a conundrum for sure.
I never even thought about that.
We need a sperm expert on to explain that.
Bring him on.
That is wild. Yeah.
Because I was thinking like sperm, it's like it's so easy to collect, I think.
Like just shoot it out.
Yeah, that's true.
It's not like eggs where you have to have like you have a cycle you have to go through
and all stuff like that. That is so interesting. Shoot it in a little eggs where you have to have like you have a cycle you have to go through and also like that that is so interesting in a little cup i think i have no
idea but i don't either never done it that's kind of wild to think about though it is it's great like
they are great but that that whole part of it is interesting yeah and he did go try to donate
not blood but something i think it was bone it was something where they get out of your bones
what and it was also like it was a long line then it was also only like 150 bucks it was
not that much and the ad was like 1500 that you would get but then when you get there yeah i
donated blood and they gave us free laugh factory tickets they're like you can come and we literally
went for that like they advertised it like oh you get free laugh for our teachers it's like okay
and they took so much.
It's the one where you have to like lay down and just like pump for like so long.
Oh, I hate that.
We like passed out.
We're like, actually, we can't do this.
Like it's so hard.
But I ruined my 23andMe test.
I tried to take it over the weekend.
You have to spit into it.
And I have like no spit.
Like zero – like no spit came out.
Literally none.
Wait.
So then I was like, well, let me drink some.
Oh, then you can't drink?
Well, I didn't know. I thought you were just going to eat. Moses looks at things. You're not supposed to drink. I was like well let me drink some oh then you can't drink well i didn't know i thought you're just gonna eat most of the things you're not supposed to drink i was like ah
like there was like maybe a speckle of spit but you did fill up about that much of spit
oh that's that's a lot i like couldn't even i got like maybe a speckle in there like it was
great i'm like how did that much spit i think i actually probably could do it because i am very
like saliva eat when i was younger but i couldn't spit i used to be afraid of swallowing when i was little because you would choke on your saliva i
just i was like when you swallow you're not breathing so i'm like like i would get all
stressed so i would have to like spit all the time i mean that makes sense but i guess like yeah
you're like breathing you're that's so funny i have so much saliva every time i open my mouth
and like pictures or tiktoks i'm like oh that's so funny. I have so much saliva. Every time I open my mouth and like pictures or TikToks, I'm like, oh, that's so disgusting.
Like I have so much.
But when I tried to spit,
there was literally nothing
that came out.
It has been very dry lately.
Yeah, you were just dry that day
and it was in the morning.
So I think you just have to drink
throughout the day
and then take a break
for an hour and do it.
I have an idea.
If you look,
like look at photos
of like really good food
and then you'll probably
your mouth will be shot.
But that's just like salivating.
You can't spit it.
What do you mean? Saliva salivating you can't spit it what do you mean the saliva salivating you spit i salivate all the time and i can't spit like my even now my mouth is so dry but i have but if i open it you'll see like
saliva like strings i do i see it in pictures all the time wait so salivating different from
like spit isn't spit just saliva that you spit i mean i guess you
have to like get it all in one spot like coagulate it and spit i first of all i hate spitting i mean
when people do that i'm like that's first of all so disgusting and people just do it like i don't
know i was like stop uh-huh so gross um so i guess if you have a lot of spit you can do it i feel
like i just have to get a whole i try to to get a whole new test, but it's like
you have to like register.
You have to like put your email in.
Like it's a whole thing.
And I was like, I feel like I ruined that test.
No, I think we can use it because I washed it and it's nice and clean.
I think that's going to mess up the test.
If you can't even drink water, like washing it is going to mess it up.
I think it's fine because it's nice and dry.
I mean, worst case, we'll get some crazy results.
Yeah, that's true.
I was so sad I messed it up.
My dad, this is such an unreal story, but this legit happened.
My dad called me on Saturday, and he never really calls me.
But he was like, hey, what ethnicity is that girl you work for, Trish?
No.
Yeah.
For some reason like him and my
aunt were having a like debate about like what race you are did you ask him what they thought
my dad thought you were part black okay this is crazy i know people like think i'm like trolling
or whatever and like it sounds like a troll thing but like i get i get asked this like so much and
there's people on tiktok who like really analyze and be like she's like not white she's this they
analyze so many things i'm like there's just no way i've gotten this my whole life and people ask me this all the time and that's like war proof because people like, she's like not white. She's like, they analyze so many things. I'm like, there's just no way. I've gotten this my whole life.
And people ask me this all the time.
And that's like war proof because people are like, okay, yeah, whatever.
You're so white.
But no, people have always asked me this.
And it's so weird.
And I feel it now.
I feel it.
I told him, I was like, I think she's just white.
And he was like, no, like he couldn't believe me.
Yeah, people always say that.
And my dad is like not online at all.
Like my family just found out who you are with like in like December.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. My dad didn't even know like what i did so he has like no idea but randomly called me and
i was at target and i was like whispering i was like i'm not white i want to hear me i was like
well that's validating because i always tell people that's the people like half the people
roll their eyes and then the other half are like no i see it my glam always tells me like everyone
like from being a kid teachers i was just randomly scoring yeah tick tocks people saying like
oh i showed it to somebody in my family and they're like who's this black girl yeah playboy
playboy called me the first time the playboy mansion called me um i remember they called me
and they're like oh are you like the pretty black girl in the photos and i was like and they
described my photo that i had a playboy poster i was wearing a mrs tarantino shirt and i was just
like i don't know what to say.
Sometimes I just don't correct people because I also don't want to be like, no.
Like, I'm like, you know, I just – I don't know.
I don't want to like be – like I'm offended.
I'm just like, I don't know.
You really don't know, I guess.
Yeah, I really don't.
And it's like – and I'm not saying like, you know, I don't know.
Like either I'm switched at birth or whatever.
I don't know.
Or there's like – I told you my dad's family line is very shaky.
We don't know like grandparents and stuff like that.
So I was like that one.
So it could be somewhere down there because my dad's voice is 100% of one thing.
I'm like there's no way you are.
Like there's no 100%.
So I don't know.
I really want to do it.
I'm like, oh, man.
And I messed it up.
I messed up my opportunity.
But I – that's interesting.
That would be crazy.
Like I actually think about that for real.
Like if it came back as like a different race.
Like I – first of all, it would be like amazing, right?
Because I feel like I would be connected to something and it makes sense why I don't feel like I knew myself or my identity growing up.
But on the other hand, it changes like your whole life.
You're just like, oh my god, who am I?
Like, you know, it's like such a weird thing.
So I would like to know.
I actually would love that.
I would love to be something else. Something. Yeah. Like I like to know. I actually would love that. I would love to be something.
Something.
Yeah.
Like, I don't know.
No hate to the whites, but I just don't think it's like – I don't know.
It's not – I never felt connected.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
I haven't felt connected to a lot of things.
So I've always felt like I had no identity and that would make sense because maybe I
don't know who I am.
And I don't really know my family.
People – and then people would say, oh, okay, but where are you from?
Your nationality?
And I was like, I don't – I've been told Greek.
I've been told Hungarian. I've been told Moroccan. Like been told moroccan like i've been told different things so i
don't really know yeah i get that because even that's why i'm kind of afraid to do it almost
the opposite like i said like finding out like whiteness or whatever because i was like
so my grandma was like so like cuban like so so so cuban like and my grandpa too like they would
just talk to us about like cuba all the time growing up and even like at my grandma's funeral like I had to do a slideshow to Havana by Camila
Cabello because oh my god you're so young you were in high school when that came out no but
no my grandma passed away I wasn't oh I wasn't working I was like oh a slideshow for like her
funeral yeah for school okay oh my god wait that's so random they wanted that song my grandma loved Havana
just cause it was
she grew up in Havana
so
but did she know the song
or no
she knew the song
yeah but
I don't think she knew
what it really meant
like Havana Unana
I don't know if she knew
what the Unana meant
what does that mean
Havana Unana
I think it was like
a little sexual
oh my god
can you put that
in your grandma's funeral
my grandma requested it
before she passed
what was the slideshow
just photos of us
as kids and growing up and stuff.
Okay, okay, I live.
That's cute.
Photos of her in Cuba, I guess.
Aw.
Yeah.
But that's how Cuban she was.
Anything that just mentioned Cuba.
She loved Dirty Dancing was their favorite movie.
Oh, the second one?
The sequel?
The Havana Nights.
Okay, I love that.
So if I was like, actually, you're just white, I'd be like, I would lose it.
Oh, right, the opposite.
Yeah.
You're just like, oh, shit.
I'm like, well, yeah, I'd be like, what am I lose it. Oh, right. The opposite. Yeah. You're just like, oh, shit. I'm like, well, what – yeah.
I'd be like, what am I?
Yeah.
I identified with this culture and I don't know.
Yeah.
So it's quite –
Crazy.
It's weird.
Like cultural stuff can like really like shift you.
No, for sure.
Because people are so connected.
That's so their identity and they feel like they're part of something and they understand
where they come from.
It's like I have no idea where I come from.
Like no one's ever been like, you're so German.
You're so this.
Like, nothing.
And so I'm like, I don't know.
Like, and none of my parents know, which is so weird.
Like, my parents are just like, my dad's words is like 100% something.
My mom's like, oh, I don't know.
Like, she literally doesn't know.
So I was just like, I think she said German or something.
I don't know.
I have no idea.
But I don't ever feel like this connection.
And I was like, God, I want to know.
We really got to do it.
I'm not going to mess up.
Okay. Well, it's so complicated to order it too so maybe like
I think you have to put your email in like you should order it just you'll reimburse you the
podcast and like because it's like it is expensive it's like 200 too because I was trying to reorder
but you have to like put in so much information beforehand like your name date of birth all
stuff like that so you order the kit easier easier. I've done it with Joey for his
dogs and it was pretty easy so I thought I'd do the same.
Oh really? Did they spit?
You have to like shove a cotton
swab up in the mouth. I would rather do that.
Maybe there's an alternative method because that's what I thought
it was going to be like a swab or something. A little swab
of spit. This is like a full like
vial. Nick vial.
Of spit. Is that his real name?
What a name.
What a name, yeah.
Vile?
Because that's like bad on all types.
Like a vile of blood.
Or a vile as in disgusting.
Yeah, you're a vile person.
Or a vile like throw up.
Yeah.
All connotations not good.
I would rebrand, I think.
Definitely rebrand.
I mean, vile files is cool.
It rhymes, but like it's still, it doesn't make me want to like tune in i guess
some people do gypsy rose gosh i know it girl uh-huh is she on your hot topics yeah i had a
lot of gypsy rose covers oh my god are you like okay you're still standing people are still
standing gypsy hard i'm over it i'm kind of over it i'm not like really invested or anything i think
it's kind of i was telling you the other day i was like she gives me lana del rey vibes now
and that has been affirmed because i've seen a lot of tiktok edits of like lana del rey songs and her
like out smoking with like her new her ex fiance current whatever situationship yeah um so that
was validating to see like the lana del rey i think i've been calling that i think on cancer
i said she was lana del rey vibes i think i took it from you you did because i said that
and you said no
you said where did you get that
oh my god
that was when we were just
keying before Tana showed up
I said that
that's so funny
because not to put it back
to Robin Wilson's book
but she said
she said Tasha Baron Cohen
they would improv
for like the rehearsal
and he would steal her joke
and make it his own
for his character
and I was like oh
and that happened to me
one time too
with Jamie Kennedy
we did this show called like Supreme Court of Comedy and I had this joke about and make it his own for his character. And I was like, oh. And that happened to me one time, too, with Jamie Kennedy.
We did this show called Supreme Court of Comedy.
And I had this joke about way before the homesteading thing.
Or what's now homesteading?
What is it?
Squatters?
Oh, yeah.
Or is it homesteading?
Is it the same thing?
I think.
I had a homesteading joke where basically if you have it for 90 days, it's yours or something like that.
So I made it about my implants during rehearsal.
And then when we did the take, Jamie Kennedy stole the joke about the 90 Days Homes.
I was like, wait, that was my joke.
And then Rebel Wilson said, that's what happened to her.
Sasha Baron Cohen stole her joke.
And I was like, God, that's awful, the misogyny of it all.
And then I just realized I stole it.
But truly, sometimes, that's what's wrong with me, though.
Sometimes I really do think I come up with my original ideas.
I'm JoJo over here.
Just like, this is so original.
Stole it.
Well, you'll see it on Canceled.
You'll see the joke that you said here.
Did they laugh?
Did Brooke and Tina laugh at that?
Did they like it?
I think I – it's hard to get jokes in.
I think I kind of said it like –
Oh, I'm sure.
I think they were just talking and I just was like, very Lana Del Rey.
Even though I did not know Lana Del Rey.
Oh, my God.
I took yours.
Did you say it on the episode or did you just say it in person?
I said it when we were just talking like in the makeup room i was like you should be recording i know i was like i played
the clip for jimmy yeah god that's funny um that is funny because i was like wait i said that oh
no you probably said that first because i do not know a lot of vibes this is so funny because you
really thought i was like wild for that and then when i saw that i literally texted jimmy also
sent me um he's like you should talk about this in a hot topic and it was like gypsy rose set to Lana Del
Rey and I was like I was just saying this she didn't believe me you guys are the same you guys
really are it really does feel like a smooth transition I love that he's producing oh my god
we have to give him a bump yeah I know he's like pay bump he's the best because yeah and all his
little like edit jokes and stuff too it's like no like, oh, that's so good. No, he is great. Love it. We love Jemmy.
So he's ready for the Gypsy coverage.
Okay.
Well, let's give the Gypsy Rose coverage.
But, yeah, like you were saying, kind of it girl vibes from going from, like, the breakups
to now getting, like, the nose job.
Which she, like, leaked herself to TMZ, right?
Because she doesn't have Instagram anymore.
Yeah, she deleted her social media, so she sent the photo to TMZ.
And what did she say?
What do you think she said in the email?
Hey, you guys want to pay me for this?
Oh, you think they paid her?
I would think so, because it's like an exclusive thing, and no one else can repost the photo.
No other outlet can post the photo.
You have to link it to TMZ.
And they must be making a lot of money for that.
And they pay.
Well, maybe I need to link to TMZ, because remember, not to go back to this, but People
Magazine, they always want exclusive photos, but they don't pay and they're like we have we're gonna post them
first you don't post them anywhere no outlets can I'm like but if I post in every outlet post
including you people so it's like weird like why would you want to pay they're gonna protest now
when you with your Elvis reveal yes yeah I know I feel like interest oh interesting and I guess
that's why people do it so yeah. Like I'd sell the tea first.
Like here it is.
Uh-huh.
And especially like a lot of like old reality stars still do that.
They'll like shop around like interviews or stories, whatever, and you have to like pay for the exclusive.
Like the – I think Kate Gosselin used to do that.
Heidi, I think.
Heidi Spencer.
Well, I didn't know they paid.
I'm like damn.
And like paparazzi photos are crazy too like
um there was some i think it was like taylor swift and vacation with travis kelsey like
the photos there were like 50 000 if for anyone who wanted to buy did they sell them themselves
no it was like the paparazzi agency or whatever but i'm like damn like if you're in the right
place you get the right photo like you can sell that for so much money do you think the person who took the photo of taylor at
barney's beanery got paid for it uh oh yeah yeah for sure a lot of people will sell it like if it's
a normal like uh just random person like a lot of people will sell it to like one of the agencies
like a one of the paparazzi agencies and then they'll pay a price for it and then the agency
sells it to all the different
like
news outlets and stuff
or will sue
if someone uses it illegally
wow
yeah
that happens a lot
that's lucky
you should have been at
Barney's Beanery
boots on the ground
you would have seen her
I know
oh my god
that reminds me
the viewers that I met
who were there
who first of all
they saw Jojo
and then
they saw Jake Webber
they said they wanted to go up
to Jake and be like
hey aren't you from Just Trish
oh my god
I love that
I wish they would
have they didn't
I know me too
they were too scared
to go up to him
because she said
that she made
eye contact with Jake
and then like
he could tell
that she knew
who he was
and then it was
just awkward
well I mean
I think everyone
probably at Barney's
funeral
you know Jake Webber
like that's like
David Obergruen
and Saddle Ranch
you know what I mean
it's the same thing
someone I think
it was Caratops
manager sent me a text and said, all the girls, some show
girls in some show review were like, they said, oh, we loved you on Just Trish.
I was like, I love that so much.
It's like so random.
So if you ever see someone, if you see Donny Osmond, say, I loved you on Just Trish.
And then they saw JoJo and then they're like, oh, JoJo, I love your new song.
And then JoJo said, no, you don't.
See, she's self-aware. The fact that she said that no, you don't. See, she's self-aware.
The fact that she said that to them makes me think
the troll. I don't know if she's self-aware. I think she knows
that the internet doesn't like the song.
That kind of makes me sad, though,
that she would say that. Because honestly, I wrote,
like I said, I love you, Jesus, to be funny.
But when people say I love that song, I'm like, it is a bop.
You know what I mean?
At first, you're like, oh, I wrote this to be.
Right, that's what I'm saying. But if so many people like it whether it's for camp or irony or whatever
it's like no then it actually becomes a bop right like if people actually do like it i do think
karma is on its way to doing that though i think karma's catchy i've always said that it has been
in my head it's i'm not gonna lie gypsy rose should do a song yes what would she do like a
folky kind of song like very like mississippi. Yeah. She's from the bayou.
Everyone says, I'm from the bayou.
How would it go?
Next line.
M-I-S-S-I-S-S-I-P-P-I, you're gonna miss me.
Yeah, something like that.
Or kiss me.
Or hurt me like my mama.
Oh.
Right?
Yeah.
Then she, that's the karma song.
Then she goes, but karma's a bitch.
Because she kind of was.
Right?
Her mom.
Mom got the karma, I guess.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
The transition from that.
But, yeah, I don't know.
Her whole, like, vibe right now is just
it is kind of giving it girl you have to admit like i mean to go from a breakup to going with
your ex to getting a nose job on like a week that's and everyone's still talking about her
and she like literally doesn't have social media she's not putting out anything but but i did see
the husband or the ex-husband he was watching wrestlemania at his friend's house like literally
in a trailer park and it's no shade it was just a trailer park. He's outside the trailer.
He's like, watching WrestleMania.
I just want to tell you guys I'm okay.
Then he said something kind of weird.
He's like, watch the Lifetime docuseries.
We're filming all of it right now.
You'll see what really happened.
I'm like, is this all publicity for that?
Because he had to put out that statement.
I was like, that's kind of a weird thing to say in all this.
Gypsy's friend did a whole interview with people magazine talking about
um their breakup her breakup with ryan who's the friend is it a source or like a friend it's her
friend and they have like all these photos together like her friend nadia who also did the tattoo the
husky tattoo with the yeah you broke that news to us too when hannah was on we didn't know about the
husky yeah so there was a lot going on with gypsy so yeah she got she had got a tattoo when she was with ryan by her friend nadia and then after they broke up
she went back the next week and got another tattoo with her now friend they say they're just friends
slash her ex-fiance oh my god um they got matching husky tattoos and when they put their arms
together the huskies are looking at each other because ryan the guy she's currently seeing has a husky and gypsy loves huskies and wants to get one someday i found
the meeting behind the tattoo oh i see okay so she's like this is my husky looking at your husky
yes well that's good i thought maybe they thought they were huskies better than yeah yeah which is
not bad i think isn't rosanna pansina's boyfriend named husky oh t but is he a furry i think he's
not just his name no i don't think that's his name. Oh, it's stage name, Husky?
Yeah, I don't think that's his last name.
Oh, okay.
I just know he goes by Husky.
Husky is kind of triggering to me
because it's like-
Why? Oh, Husky.
Yeah, I had to buy the Husky section.
Yeah, my gym teacher called me Husky
when I was like little.
That was always the worst.
Like, I don't want to be called a Husky.
Husky's the worst.
Like, she's a little Husky.
Yeah.
It's not cute.
Your hair is so cute.
I can't get over it.
Did you spray it yourself? Well, I had a little extra time. Yeah. It's not cute. It's triggering. Your hair is so cute. I can't get over it. Did you spray it yourself?
Well, I had a little extra time in there, so I was teasing.
I teased it.
I took the hairspray.
You styled it.
Then I added some of the makeup into it.
Because JoJo had the paint in her hair.
No, it looks good.
So I really was trying to go for authentic.
I love it.
I can't stop staring at it.
It's so funny.
I'm like, oh my god.
I literally can't stop staring at it. You know, I'm here for the gypsy rose i think she wants to come on so i
like to interview her yeah oh yeah but she she can't leave or something she can't leave the
state she on parole or something like she can't come to california yeah that's true what yeah
because she couldn't go to the taylor swift concert because of the parole thing or something
i don't know i don't know if that's why i feel like they just blocked her because she was like
a fan you know what i mean? They're like, maybe not.
The association of it all.
Yeah, it would be kind of a lot.
And she hasn't talked about Taylor since. Oh my god.
It's like Olivia Rodrigo all over again.
She got hurt by Taylor.
I could see that. It's the worst thing
to like feel rejected.
You know what I mean? Or feel like someone doesn't
want you because of who you are.
I don't want you as a fan because you're you yeah but you know taylor's just got a
reputation to protect so no pun intended no pun intended oh right why what's the pun her album
reputation oh got it okay i just remember you wearing the thing that said rep but i didn't know
if that had anything to do with the reputation i'm excited to see gypsy's new nose though
although she did get some backlash because her friend said that she wanted a more feminine nose.
So it was like.
Oh.
What's the backlash?
Like, just using that way to describe a nose job, I guess.
I mean, that's fine.
I feel like some people get so crazy.
It's the one thing if you, like, use, like, a racial slur or something to describe your nose.
But it's like, if you're just saying, like, a feminine, that's probably fine.
Especially if you're, like, a woman wanting a more stereotypical feminine nose, I guess.
Yeah, I don't think that's insulting.
TMZ said it was $5,000, which I feel like it's kind of cheap, right?
Yeah.
Plastic surgery is so expensive.
Like boobs are $20,000.
Nose jobs start at like $15,000 now.
She must have got a Friends of Family discount or something.
Maybe Celebrity discount.
She's also in the Bayou.
Maybe they just kind of do things a little different.
Is that New Orleans?
The Bayou?
I thought it was Mississippi, but maybe I'm wrong.
Or maybe Rhine was in Mississippi.
I don't know.
Because I think Tiana's new ride is something Bayou.
Oh, you're right.
Yeah.
In the Bayou.
I think you might be right.
You're probably better at geography than me.
I only know from Princess and the Frog.
Anything or Haunted Mansion.
I just know like New Orleans stories.
Yeah. I've been to Louisiana once I just know like New Orleans stories.
You know?
I've been to Louisiana once, but I don't really know.
For what?
For Taylor Swift back in the day.
Like a tour stop?
Yeah.
Did you meet her there?
No.
It was just one of her first dates, I think.
And there was a lot of cute boys in Louisiana.
So shout out Louisiana.
Britney Spears is from there.
Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. Not my favorite place was Baton Rouge. Yeah. I don't know.
Not my favorite place I'd want to go visit.
I don't know. Or maybe
if Gypsy is there, I guess it's kind of worth it. I don't know.
I would actually go boots on the ground and interview her
in Louisiana. Okay, Gypsy, if you want us,
we'll come. And I guess her
breakup with Ryan was also kind of bad.
I guess her friend said that
Gypsy was afraid of Ryan and that he was
very controlling and she went from one prison to another.
I was like that's kind of a poetic way to put it.
Well, you know, you meet someone in prison.
It's like anyone sounds good and then you go down and you're like maybe not.
And sometimes men think they want a bad bitch but they can't handle her.
You think he can't handle her?
I feel like she left him.
Well, she literally fled him because she was scared she said or her friend said.
Oh, like scared of him being abusive?
She thought that he would hit her one day.
Or like because he was like yelling and like she like locked herself in the bathroom.
And he was like trying to like knock down the – allegedly.
This is according to the friend who –
Damn, he seems so quiet.
I know.
She seems like the one in control.
But you never know.
I know.
I guess those situations – well, I hope that's – I mean, if that's true, that's scary.
But also she should just like stay single for a minute then.
Like not go to like back to an ex and all that stuff like that.
And to, I guess, her cousin, Gypsy's cousin said the whole thing with Ryan started as a joke.
Like he wrote to her in prison as a joke.
And then she kind of just went with it.
And no one in her family was like wanting her to be with Ryan too.
Jeez.
Yeah.
Gosh, she has more trauma now.
Well, hopefully she gets some confidence and then she
i know she like quit social media but people said she did a tiktok live on april 4th
and she was with that new guy that she was seeing um and everyone was asking about if she's pregnant
um and gypsy said no i'm on birth control like what the hell uh he said what did he say they
weren't intimate yeah he said and then the new guy should say or what's his first name ryan ryan erker said um we have not had any
intimacy we're just hanging out but she was giggling she was like laughing she's like
not gypsy if she got pregnant that is wild people would be people would stand but you can't get you
can't be pregnant and get a nose job, I think, right?
Because you have to be – are you under? Yeah, you have to have anesthesia.
They check to make sure.
But honestly, I wouldn't trust it because, like I said, I got an x-ray.
They did a pregnancy test.
They said I wasn't, but I was.
Oh, yeah, at the beginning.
And I was, like, at the doctor.
Yeah.
So I was, like – and that was, like – I was, like, eight weeks.
So it wasn't even, like, anything.
That's why I didn't find out until I was, like, ten weeks because I was, like – and
I remember we went to the ultrasound and they're, like, that's a big baby in there. And I was, like, well, they told me I wasn't pregnant. anything. That's why I didn't find out until I was like 10 weeks because I was like – and I remember we went to the ultrasound and they're like, that's a big baby in there.
And I was like, well, they told me I wasn't pregnant.
Like what the hell?
Like it was so weird.
And I had the x-ray.
So you got to be careful though because yeah, anesthesia.
I guess you could be – could you be put under?
I don't know.
I don't think so.
Us looking at Moses.
I know.
And like not knowing.
I don't know.
I have no idea.
I feel like you can't, right?
Right.
Because when you have a C-section, you can't be under anesthesia.
So I don't know.
Wild.
And it also said that this article – people got a lot of tea from this Nadia girl.
Nadiya.
Her new plan is like she went to the mall and got new like leggings and workout clothes
and she wants to tone up her arms and get into like her fitness era.
Me too.
We'll be in our fitness era together.
Either pregnancy or fitness, you got to choose one.
I guess you could do both
yeah I guess so
yeah
it's harder to do
but
oh for sure
when people are like
running nine months pregnant
they're like sprinting
I'm like
like Megan Trainor was doing it
I was like that's crazy
was she really
she was like working out
nine months pregnant
absolutely not
after this I literally
take off my wig
and go to bed
I'm just like
I need a rest
my back hurts
everything hurts
just existing
I can imagine it's crazy my first one wasn't like this this one is very much I don't know I'm a like, I need a rest. My back hurts. Everything hurts. It's just existing. I can imagine.
It's crazy.
My first one wasn't like this.
This one is very much, I don't know.
I'm a baby, this one.
I'm just like, oh, God.
I can barely, everything, the bladder, everything just has to go.
You do look teeny in this dress, though.
Because it's huge.
I ordered the biggest size.
Like, you can tell with, like, this has so much room and stuff like that.
Got it on Amazon.
Shout out Amazon.
Oh, wow.
Really?
Yeah.
It was, you know. It came pretty fast, too. It came in, like, a week or something like that. Got it off Amazon. Shout out Amazon. Oh, wow. Really? Yeah. It was, you know, it came pretty fast, too.
It came in like a week or something like that.
So I got the plus size gloves.
They have plus size gloves at fun.com.
So shout out.
Shout out.
Yeah.
It's hard to find clothes these days.
I'm pretty, I'm going to be going to pajamas pretty soon on Hot Topics.
Like I have to be going to like, nothing's fitting.
I'm really up to 3X now on Fashion Nova and it's the biggest they go.
So.
Really?
I think it's, the time is coming.
I'm like, okay.
I just keep getting – I measured my waist.
What did we measure at the other day?
Like 52 inches or something.
Is that big?
I think that's humongous.
I'm pretty sure.
What's like normal?
I feel like it's probably similar.
Like 30, I think, is normal.
Like 32.
Like, guys, when you wear pants, it's like a 32-inch waist.
I mean, but for like a pregnant woman.
Definitely not 50. That's like double the size really yeah i feel like that's normal i
don't know let us know what you wear when you're pregnant circumference it's a big circumference
but i've seen um like one of my friends is pregnant right now and she's like she was on
a bachelor show she's like oh my god influencer era but she has like she's on her second two and she's having like her body is just like reacting so much worse The Bachelor so she's like in the influencer era. But she has like – she's on her second too and she's having like – her body is
just like reacting so much worse.
Like her skin.
She's having these like crazy breakouts.
Oh, gosh.
Yeah.
Like she also is going through it too.
Is she how old?
30s or 20s?
She's 30.
I think she's similar to me.
Like probably like 31, 32.
She's still pretty young.
Yeah.
People have said that.
Everyone has been telling us like the second one is like hard.
It's like way harder and I definitely agree.
And your body just does these things like crazy things, reacts like so much differently.
So it's pretty normal.
Yeah.
That's what everyone has been saying.
So I'm giving – and I'm not like sicker in pain.
So I mean as far as that, it's good.
Like her acne looks so like painful too.
That's the worst.
Oh, God.
I'm lucky like during pregnancy.
Like I've been eating so much cheese, like Domino's, Arby's, G6, all this stuff.
And usually that would make me break out like crazy.
I've been lucky both pregnancies where it's like literally my skin is like the most perfect
skin ever.
But that would – that'd be awful.
And like you said, if it's painful and you're not used to it, especially hormonal acne.
I've seen pregnancy acne.
And that just makes you – because you already feel a little bit – you know, there's that
moment where you're like, I'm glowing.
And then there's a moment where you're like, okay, I'm just like disgusting.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
I love when people like are honest about it though too
because like it does get glamorized so much you know for sure that's why i love when she posts
because she is so like just like you got like this is where i'm at is she just how one should
we follow her or no actually actually i she has a podcast too what's your podcast um i don't get it
it's just her her sister and her friend that talk about what they don't get
i love it's very what's the one i hate oh i've had it it's very that what's what's her it's called
hers uh i don't get it i don't get it and i've had it both great titles because you'd be like
you know what i don't get this week that's literally what they do oh yeah yeah that's
cute okay i like that kind of i know that's why i wish i was like fat centric or something like
here's the fat news of the week you know i think that'd be cute well we kind of thing. I know. That's why I wish ours was like fat-centric or something. Like, here's the fat news of the week, you know?
I think that'd be cute.
Well, we kind of do that regardless.
I guess, yeah.
I guess.
And we could run out of things after a while.
There's only so much fat news going around.
We could have been called like Fat Tuesday or something because we're out on Tuesday.
That's a good one.
Shout out Ashley.
She was a bachelorette.
She was on The Bachelor.
And then she is very Trish Cota, though, because she was obsessed with this one guy. I think she went on Bachelor in Paradise. She was a bachelorette? She was on The Bachelor and then she is very Trish Coda though because she was obsessed
with this one guy on I think she went on
Bachelor in Paradise. She was obsessed with him
and like she would cry
over him. Oh my gosh. Like she was
a meme because she was like crying and like had
mascara running down. She was a mess for him. Really?
He wanted nothing to do with her. And then finally
he came around. He like switched
and he like they fell in love. They got married. Now they
have almost two babies
oh my god
she has like
the Bridgerton story
season 5
that's great
because the whole book
he's like
you're so ugly
and disgusting
I would never date you
and she like hears it
and then she's like
oh my god
I can't believe you
would say that about me
and then all of a sudden
he's just like
I don't want to
fuck you in this mirror
I was like
where did that switch
come from all of a sudden
that was so weird
men are crazy
but that's you know
that can happen
that's what happens
all the time
I always told him
you're kind of an inspiration
because like somehow you flipped it of an inspiration because, like, somehow, like,
you flipped it around and made him obsessed with you.
Aye, me too.
There was definitely a time Moses did not like me at all.
And so, I don't know.
And now he really is.
Like, he made it – today he made the eclipse and it was, like, my face in it.
And I was like – I thought I was a fan of it.
I was like, wow.
Okay, obsessed much, which I honestly love because it is crazy.
It is crazy.
The flip is crazy, actually.
It can happen.
I wouldn't like suggest sticking it out, but like it can definitely happen.
Yeah.
I love it.
No, but it's in the best way.
Yeah.
I mean, I don't know.
I don't know if it's.
You don't know?
No, I mean, I don't know if it was that much of a flip, but let me show you.
Babe, it was a flip.
We don't need to get into it, but.
This is so cute. There's the TikTok. It was it was so weird i was like what is this but also love
and all the comments were like if my man's not like this so i don't know you've definitely become
your face was so perfectly wow thanks to me it looked like a tv show like a little intro
i love it i don't know what it is, but sometimes they can flip.
And I love a success story like that because I remember when I was single,
like seeing people like that who were chronically single,
just wanting a man so bad.
This one specific one and they were made to look so crazy.
And then they just flipped.
I was like, wow, you give us hope.
Yeah.
And it totally is real too because when I say we never argue,
everything is perfect, I really do mean that like it's so weird
But at the beginning it was so tumultuous and so crazy and I was just like what happened?
Like how did we switch so much? It wasn't like we did that much work on ourselves, but like something happened
Yeah universe, but it's very this when I was reading that too. I was like you had to flip fast
But I guess that's what they do
All of a sudden he's like, yeah, I want you I was like, oh wow
Crazy so hang in there
Especially people chronically single So hang in there.
Especially people chronically single like hang in there.
Because some people are like, I'm 35.
I'm like, it just comes.
Most people like hated me.
Anyone I've like sort of dated has always like hated me.
And then I found someone that flipped.
Yeah.
Literally the same.
But it is always the worst when you're single to hear that though.
So I also get like if you're annoyed with us saying that.
But we have been there.
Literally. Yeah. you see it happen
like that makes me happy
I'm like it's possible
yeah
so shout out
is it Ashley you said
yeah Ashley I
Ashley I
yeah because you know
there's like five Ashleys
so everyone had to be
like their last initial
you know
oh right
they do have that
yeah Ashley I
okay I love that
yeah
we love The Bachelor
I love watching like
old compilation clips
from The Bachelor
I see it on TikTok of like embarrassing moments
of The Bachelor or craziest moments or cringiest moments.
She was one of those ones that was like the
crazy of the season. Really? That's why I love her so much
because she was like such a meme like
crying all the time. I love an over
emotional girl who wears her heart on her sleeve.
I love, yes. I love you
good taste. You know what I mean? You really
do.
Oh, I kind of live for her. Yeah, she's fierce. I'll find her. You know what I mean? You really do. Oh, I kind of live for her. I'll look her up.
I'll find her. You know who I'm
into lately is One Direction.
One Direction?
Yeah, I think I'm a one-deer. Where did this come from?
I saw their original audition clip for
Simon. Have you ever seen it?
Where they're like all in white and they're
well, no, okay, not the stage one. It's like the second
round. At the house? At the house.
Have you seen that? I think it's like Simon's girlfriend with him, like Sania.
She's like some famous singer in the UK.
Anyways, it's like Simon and this girl.
And they're all in like white shirts, kind of like loose white shirts with like scarves
around their neck and stuff like that.
And I think they're singing Katy Perry.
And it's like all just like in different keys and different – like they're all like so
awful.
And everyone's like pretty privileged for sure is real.
Like it's like not good.
But like each of them individually are good.
And I was like, ooh, I kind of stand these people.
I kind of stand all of them.
I love – I don't know any of their names.
I know Harry.
I don't know the other ones.
But they're all like really good singers.
Harry, Zayn, Louis, Niall.
Oh, my God.
Harry, Zayn, Louis, Niall.
Who am I forgetting?
Harry, Zayn, Louis, Niall.
You need one more.
Who am I forgetting?
Liam.
Oh, my God.
Liam. No one remembers Liam. Sorry, Liam. No, I loved Louis. You need one more. Who am I forgetting? Liam. Oh, my God. Liam.
No one remembers Liam.
Sorry, Liam.
No, I loved Liam.
I watched –
Were you at One Deer?
Yeah.
Full blown.
Oh, okay.
So we can bond over this.
I watched X Factor when they were on it.
Like when they first were on it or when they became big and you watched it?
When they were actually on it.
Wow.
Yeah.
And this is a testament to how little I've changed.
I did not like them on X Factor because I liked the girls more and I thought they were
overshadowing the girls.
What?
Really?
Oh my gosh.
I remember Cher Lloyd was like the popular girl and then it was like she was going up
against like One Direction and like One Direction had it so easy because they're just like cute
boys.
Yeah.
And this girl like really had to like fight and then she ended up losing anyway.
I like Cher Lloyd. The name or her? I like her i like her i think oh do you know her yes there's like a
song she had your love sunny with your love she had that one oh maybe i'm thinking someone else
she had another one like more a little bit more rappy yeah i'm thinking of like a rap song even
i did first and now you're doing them with
her oh my god she got you like this god what am i thinking about anyways it's not her i am thinking
of somebody but no um and i remember too like a guy one and then i remember uh that she's an
x-factor and as they announced the name the guy's name and he's they're like clapping for him harry
whispers in his the guy's ear think about how much pussy you're gonna get oh is it real
or like one of those people like reading their lips no it's like on the mic what wasn't he like
16 yes and harry was also 16 and dating one of the older women on the show who was like
27 or something what yeah it was messy the one the expected is yeah what is the uk and
it is legal it's legal to be with someone in the uk um but yeah they
were messy when they first started but then i came around after like what makes you beautiful
came out it was like oh i'm fully on board i went to her concert i had to see big time rush
because they opened for big time rush okay i left or carlos benavega yeah i left her after
one direction but my mom took me to the concert. Wow. I was very much like a boots on the ground one deer.
Really?
Yeah.
Who was your fave?
I loved Liam was my original favorite.
And then my second randomly was Louis.
But then I ended up becoming a hairy girl at the end.
Yeah.
Harry's the only one that should be a star, I think.
Zayn.
I get why people like Zayn because he's like kind of mysterious, you know.
But yeah, definitely was a Liam at first. Harry because he's like kind of mysterious, you know, but yeah,
definitely was a Liam at first.
Harry took me a little bit of time to come around to, but he ended up my number one.
Harry was just like cute and quirky and he was always just like, do you know what his
occupation was when he auditioned?
He was like a baker or something.
Yeah, he baked bread.
I was like, okay, that's so cute.
Very PETA, Hunger Games coded.
Oh my God.
He could have been PETA for sure.
He was supposed to be Elvis.
I could see him as Elvis too.
I could see him as Elvis as well.
He is a pretty good actor.
Is he?
Yeah, he was in –
Oh, Don't Worry Darling.
Yeah.
I loved him in that movie.
And he was in Dunkirk, which I only saw –
Never heard of it.
It's like a war movie.
It's pretty much your music video but a movie.
Really?
They didn't ask me to be in it.
I think it was before.
I love Don't Worry Darling.
That movie was kind of everything.
Yeah, actually it did too.
I want to go live that life in Palm Springs.
What were we watching today?
Oh, have you seen Palm Royale on Apple TV?
No.
The Kristen Wiig one.
Yeah.
Like, okay.
We were so desperate.
There's like no shows out right now.
And so I asked Twitter and Twitter was like Palm Royale.
And I was like, I don't think I'm going to like it.
But it's actually so good.
Ricky Martin's in it.
Oh.
Yeah.
And actually a lot of people like Carol Burnett.
Like the one that played the mom on mom with
Anna Faris.
I can't think of her name.
Oh, Allison Janney.
Yeah.
She's so good.
And I love her.
It's so good.
And it's like Palm Springs, like – not Palm – is it Palm Beach, I think, like 1960s.
But it gives me Palm Springs vibes.
That vibe.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Like neon.
Yeah.
With like the tan skin and the – anyways, it's such a vibe.
I love the show.
And it's kind of like Desperate Housewives a little bit.
But I love Don't Worry Darling because I was like, oh, God, I really want to – there's like an actual street that they filmed on.
I'm like, God, I would love to buy a little house there and be with Harry Styles.
How old is he, first of all?
Is he young?
I think he's born a year younger than me.
I think he's 30.
Okay.
I never want to be that creepy person.
I was like, he's so cute.
But I get the hype now. I get it. I watched their first audition and I was like, okay, or the second one or whatever.. I was like, he's so cute. And I was like – but I get the hype now.
I get it.
I watched their first audition and I was like, okay, or the second one or whatever.
And I was like, they're kind of cute.
Yeah.
Some of them have not aged that well though.
I would love to see them now.
Liam kind of fell off.
Louis a little bit too.
Back in the day, it was like everyone shipped Louis and Harry.
Which one is Louis?
He had like a little swoop.
And he would wear like a lot of striped shirts.
Wasn't a lead singer.
No.
He was like probably.
I think he was technically the worst singer out of all of them.
They were all pretty bad.
Except Harry.
He was good.
Solo they were good.
But together they sounded like horrendous.
And they put them together, right?
Yeah, they were put together.
So I was like why did they put them together to make themselves up anyways i love one direction i'm
going into the lore of it all i love that you're going down this road i love one direction i'm here
for it i was a full-blown like 1d sienna went to like all their concerts i try to find harry
but you're not about it now because you don't talk about him that much um i kind of fell off
yeah i used to even love harry like so low that first album, but I did kind of fall off.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Like, I don't know why.
I think, I don't know.
Niall I kind of still like.
I listen to Niall a little bit now.
He's like, I think he's on The Voice.
Yeah.
Which one?
The one here?
Yeah.
He's like one of the judges on The Voice.
And he still makes music.
But Zayn, I think, is coming out with new music soon?
Question mark.
Zayn had a baby with Gigi Hadid?
Yes.
I know that one.
And Louis and Liam.
He's pretty cute.
I don't know what they're up to.
I think Zayn is still hot.
He's still aged well.
Who's the blonde one?
Niall.
I feel like he's not doing anything.
He's on The Voice.
Oh, that's all.
Really?
I thought he'd be the one that's not aged that well. No, he still looks good. Yeah, he's still The Voice. Oh, that's awesome. Really? I thought he'd be the one that not aged like that well.
No, he still looks good.
Yeah, he's still making music.
But Louis and Liam are the ones kind of like –
So many names that sound similar.
Yeah.
Louis, Liam, Niall.
Harry Zane.
Harry Zane.
Remember James Corden was like their mentor?
Yeah, he was with them all the time.
Suss to me too.
Unless he was like producing, but I don't think he was.
I think he was just like around them all the time. I think he was friends
with them. Or at least Harry. I know
he's still friends with Harry I think. I just think
it's weird. Yeah. The 1D
era was something to be
I missed it all. Yeah.
But I love that you're reliving it now. Now's a good time.
I love reliving things like now
that I can appreciate it and not be like a hater.
Like I don't like things when they're like hyped. You know what I mean?
Yeah. That's why I'm behind with Gypsy Rose. gypsy rose she's too hyped right now but i feel like
she comes out on memoir or something or even jojo like 20 years from now memoirs like i'm gonna be
hyped that person up so hard but i love jojo you did do a jojo cosplay that one time didn't you i
saw a photo i did do a jojo cosplay i really did like like her again and you know her whole vibe
and stuff i thought was like cute i just liked her because she was different right i like someone
who's like different doesn't care um and everyone said we'd like talk vibe and stuff I thought was like cute. I just liked her because she was different, right? I like someone who's like different, doesn't care.
And everyone said we talked fast and stuff like that.
But then when I – I don't know.
It was just recent years when I got into like the deepness, the darkness of it.
I was like, oh, I didn't really know all this part about her.
And yeah, it kind of makes you – I think child stars in general – just
child and children in general, right?
Like I follow – I don't even follow.
I just see them like North and Kim pop up all the time on my For You page.
So you do kind of like, oh, North is so cool and this and that.
But you're like, oh, it's like a child.
Like, you know what I mean?
Yeah.
It's weird.
I only put it in perspective because, like, it's like with Malibu.
Like, people come up and they're so excited to see Malibu.
And, like, I get it.
But I'm also like, oh, it's like a kid, though.
And she is at an age now where she, like, looks and, like, is just, like, curious.
Where were we?
She was somewhere recently this weekend.
And people came up and she was just kind of, like, confused.
And she was just, like, looking and, like, why do those people come up where were we just at breakfast
or something i don't know yeah we were out in a few places but she always i mean she doesn't yet
get it i think she knows she thinks everyone knows everyone right but she like slides down
like who are these people yeah and she's always kind of weird because I'm like, I get it. She's out there.
And I love it.
Like, obviously, it's, like, nice.
But I like that.
I get that.
Like, with North or even, like, the JoJo one, she was, like, really popular.
I was kind of like, oh, it's JoJo.
Like, it's cute.
But that's kind of weird.
Yeah, the perspective of them, like, actually being children.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And just kind of the exploitation of it all.
Even when Alexa was here talking about, like, Zoey 101, it's like, I used to think it was,
like, all that was, like, so cool and, like, glamorous and not really, 101, it's like, I used to think it was like all that was like so cool
and like glamorous
and not really like realizing
like the sexualness
of her character and stuff.
You just like don't see it,
I guess.
You don't like realize it
until later.
It can be like weird
and sometimes it's like innocent
but looking back
at even Dance Moms,
I used to watch that
and like looking back
at some of the clips
and you're just like,
it's like so ick
and abusive
and exploitative.
Yeah.
Kind of similarly,
you remember
Kamora Lee Simmons
and like her two little daughters.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
How old is she now?
She's like 20.
So Aoki, yeah, she's 21.
Ew, those pictures.
Oh my God.
It made me like so sad.
I literally thought about Malibu too.
I was just like,
if I saw her at like 21
with how old was the guy?
Like 80?
She, a 65 year old that looks horrible
that did not look 65 that looked like he wasn't george clooney it's like that was so creepy yeah
and disgusting i get it she's like legal but like why yeah are they dating or no they're dating
why and she comes from like such a like well-to-do family like you don't need to do this girl like
what is happening an insider claims that the pair met during a trip to saint bart's which
apparently is one of the simmons favorite places to travel um so very odd like and if anyone
doesn't because i feel like maybe some people don't even remember the iconicness of like baby
fat like if you're younger like oh yeah baby fat was like the it brand when well camora was so big just her as a model yeah yeah and what was her show life in the fab lane was
that her show oh yeah i think so yeah and she was everything and the kids were like on it yeah
and so that's like my last memory of the kids is like the little tiny little girls you know
and now she's like on this beach uh-huh photograph with a 65 year old man oh my god all of it's just like so ick especially like so young again i think
if you're like 40 and you're with someone like 70 okay fine whatever but like 21 you said yeah
with 65 that's so disgusting like a hot 65 year old no grandpa looking no that's so disgusting not even like a hot 65 year old just like a grandpa looking
genuinely grandpa looking
why?
and she looks gorgeous she's a model
she's from this rich family
what's happening?
it is odd too because
Kimora her mom met
Russell Simmons
Kimora was 17 and Russell was 35
I know I was reading that and I was like oh that's kind of like
oh i did not know uh-huh oh my god they didn't officially date until she was 18 but
ew that's so awful ew but that's already like a like age difference and then you look at like
21 to 65 you're like oh yeah oh my god and the 18s
bad especially when you know whenever someone says we were friends at 17 and then they're like
it's like woman valderrama and lindsey lohan or debbie lavato all of them they were like friends
at 17 and then like all of a sudden they're dating at 18 i'm like yeah no you creep yeah that's so
creepy it's even creepier when you know someone at 17 and then turn 18 it's like that's even
weirder because it's like you knew them as a child. You're like waiting for it.
That's disgusting and so weird.
I can't imagine what a 21-year-old and a 65-year-old talk about though.
Besides I guess like money.
I don't know like because they're both rich I guess.
But like what else do you have in common besides being rich?
Like when I have to interact with like a senior citizen, I'm like, oh my god.
It's like I have to like mentally prepare.
Right, right, right.
It's like okay, what are we going to talk about? It's a lot. And 65 is crazy. it's like i have to like mentally prepare right right right it's like okay what are we gonna talk about it's a lot and 65 is crazy that's like my parents age so it's
like i couldn't imagine my dad was like a 21 year old it's like so weird if i was like i can't even
like wrap my head around it's like seeing like monte lopez he's only like 40 something but when
he was with all those like young girls like ava louise and all those people that are like
i was just like that's so and he was like making out with them it's like it's so i don't know there's settling yeah on
all accounts i mean the young girls i feel bad for because obviously they have issues that they're
like hanging out with these people it's like yeah and not to be like the traditional like daddy
issues thing but she actually did have problems with her dad like they she wasn't talking to him
last year um so that also like comes into play i guess like
psychologically but i saw the pictures it made me sad it like broke my heart i literally think
about all the time i was like god that like breaks my heart so much because it's like there's so much
there's just so much happening there that's not right you know the power dynamic the manipulation
this just the trauma you're enduring that you're with a 65 year old like yeah and and why is he with her and his ex before her was 24 years old so like
what is wrong with the 65 year old like aren't you embarrassed like they don't want you like
you're not hot you're not desirable you're not adding anything intellectually to this conversation
the only thing you could be doing is shaping shaping them molding them which is also like
manipulating and like controlling them like there's just absolutely nothing that you're
adding to this like what more embarrassing of anything it's so embarrassing it's so embarrassing like
they it's like you have to know those women like they do not find you hot they all have these awful
stories about you later on like there's i don't know why can't you i don't know honestly just be
alone at 65 like you don't need to be dating a 21 year old even if you can like that's so
embarrassing and kimura kind of responded sort of she posted a
video it's her instagram story of a mother panda trying to drag away her baby um and she captured
it on my last nerve right now with like a weary emoji like the face where it goes kind of like
what is it what it's eyes closed like like that like but is it? It's the eyes closed? It's eyes closed like that.
But is it more down?
Yes, yes, yes.
Okay, yeah.
Oh, like that struggle, like that.
Yeah, yeah.
Okay, God, I use that one a lot.
That's one of my most used emojis.
Oh, you do that?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I was like, ah.
Yeah.
Okay.
That's where she captioned it.
So that at least is a sign that she is not like supportive of this.
No, who would be?
Absolutely not.
Oh, my God.
If my daughter was dating a 60 – oh, my God, 65-year-old at 21, I would be like –
I'm assuming too since she – Kimora is like separated from like Russell.
Like maybe she also knows a little bit like firsthand that like the power dynamic of the age difference.
Oh, for sure. is he still alive russell
simmons yeah i'm pretty sure she saw him um aoki and ming said they saw him for christmas last
this past christmas so yeah i believe so i want to read that tell all book i love tell all books
now i'm like trying to read everybody's i was like what's next i was never interested in rubber
wool since ever and then now i'm like i love it like what else can i read you really sold me on it i gotta get it on my kindle whenever i get it yes can you
listen or you'd like to read off kindle i actually like audiobooks when like the person who wrote
them yeah like jeanette mccurdy's i listened to i bought it but then i listened to audio oh yeah
i hear it on tiktok yeah hers is good because she i love when they like act out the dialogue you
know like they do the other person's voice or whatever.
That's what Rebel does too.
And she's like, this is not professional.
This is just me like, you know, going with the flow, but she does like the good accents of like guys.
And it's good.
I love that.
Yeah.
I can't wait for your audio book because I know you're going to sell it with all the
different like dialogues and stuff.
That's what I think sold me on it.
It's like, I really want to do one and do an audio book because I was like, it's actually
so entertaining.
Like I always think my stories are like not that entertaining.
And I was like, oh, this would be like so good though if I read it.
I really want to do one.
So. They're going to have to like slow you down though it's gonna be exciting right like i wonder if they would
make you talk slow or if they would just like edit it and make slow it down like two times
at speed or whatever it is yeah people do that like they like slow it down you know or some
people speed it up but like this one i like slow down if we slow down our podcast would be like
six hours long it's true some people do
have to slow you down they say really i don't talk that fast but i know i have a lot to get
out we got places to go people to see a lot of crime in three hours yeah we actually do i have
like so many this week i was like oh my god i was like making notes galore over here and i just want
to talk about one direction i was just like okay i love that you're your 1d era though that makes
me so happy 1 1D era.
Oh, yeah.
The Rebel Rising
we talked about.
Called someone
the wrong name.
Have you ever done that?
Probably.
I'm sure.
Oh, my God.
I called someone
the wrong name.
I don't even know.
I don't know if I should
say the details
because this is embarrassing
for me,
but I feel embarrassed
by the whole setup
and situation.
It was probably
the most embarrassing thing
and probably I'll have to think about it for the rest of my
life like made the most embarrassing but I don't know if it's like should say like everyone I guess
it doesn't matter I guess they all know what happened and laughed about it but it's like more
it's like it's literally probably the most embarrassing time I've ever done this and I
made such a big deal to be like I'll never forget your name I was like I'll never forget your name
Oscar because our producer's also Oscar and they're like that's Alex and I was like, I'll never forget your name, Oscar, because our producer's also Oscar. And they're like, that's Alex. And I was like, oh, I canceled? Yeah. So I think it's fine. I
just know Alex doesn't know I'm mortified. I've seen him. I've seen him. But I'm confused. They
had an Oscar. They do. So during it, you know, if there's like an edit you want to make, if you want
to say something that doesn't want to be in it, she's like, Oscar, edit this out. Oscar's right
behind them. So I'm like, okay, that's who she's talking to. Not thinking like she's talking to
the microphone. So she said, you know, Oscar, edit this out. So right behind them so I'm like okay that's who she's talking to not thinking like she's talking to the microphone
so she said you know
Oscar edit this out
so I was like okay
you know and we always talk about
how we have Oscars
the same Oscars whatever
and I seen this guy
I seen Alex so many times
he's always there
like I don't remember
what Oscar looks like
unless Oscar's never there
because I only seen this person
right
it's one person that's there
I thought that was Oscar
right I thought so too
it's not Oscar.
And so she said, Oscar, edit this out.
And so after we were filming, like he was so nice because, you know, we filmed during
the day.
They were so nice to film early with me because I can't do late.
So the umbrella, he was like moving umbrellas to try and get the lighting.
Like he's really like they're all in one.
He's like whatever.
And they always say, oh, we have an Oscar too.
He's so great.
So I always think that's it.
There's only one person that works with them and it's Oscar.
And so afterwards he was really nice.
Oh,
Trisha was so good to see you.
I was like,
Oh,
it's always good to see you,
Oscar.
And I'll never forget your name.
Cause we also have an Oscar.
And then,
Oh my God.
And then Tana like laughs cause it's so awkward.
She's like,
that's Alex.
And you can just tell it was,
I was like,
I am so sorry.
And I'm like,
I just like bolted out immediately.
I was,
I've never been more embarrassed.
I was like,
why did I say that?
Like I was so sure.
So confident. I'll never forget your name I was like why did I say that like I was so sure so confident
I'll never forget your name Oscar like that I mean it like it kept me up like literally all this
weekend I like couldn't sleep it's like kept me up at night and I and I even wrote notes on my
phone I'm like okay should I apologize should I whatever like I was just like let me just I don't
know and it's still eating at me to this day and I just was like that's the craziest thing that's
why I usually don't call people by their names because I never want to get it
wrong.
But I was like so confident, especially because that episode she kept saying like, you know,
Oscar, I got to edit this.
So I was thinking like, oh, shoot.
And I said that.
I said, but you talked to the – she goes, yeah, I was talking to the microphone to tell
him to like edit it out.
Like I guess he's the editor.
That's not there, I guess.
Anyway, so it was the most – literally the most – like there's certain things I think
about even in school.
Like from seventh grade, I'm like, God, why did I i say that but this might be the worst that was traumatizing and
i never want to go back because i was like that was so embarrassing and just the whole situation
because it was you know all the cool girls it's like brooke and page and tana and then him and
you know and he was so nice and then it's like me being this not knowing your name you know
it's like someone called you the wrong name it's just like i don't know even if it's like common
or whatever it's just like not nice i guess i don't it happens to me all
the time it happens to me at work all the time people call you the wrong name yeah last week
someone called me um someone called me clint who is my other gay co-worker so
and i didn't even correct her i was like hey good morning and then i texted clint i was like just i think she
got her gaze mixed up because it's like it's like we're the only two gays in our department
so that would be worse too it's just like not no yeah that would be pretty bad but i just didn't
correct her i'm like i guess no you can't i had um be loves life when we did the collab she kept
calling me like um tanya or something and i never corrected her did the collab, she kept calling me like Tanya or something. And I never corrected her.
And the whole time she was calling me Tanya.
And everyone's just like in the comments like, why did Trisha never correct her?
And I was like, I don't know.
And she kept saying it.
So I was like, I'm just going to go with it.
Again, at work, really, one of the girl who works like behind me, she's like one of like
the supervisors.
One of the PAs went up to her and pronounced her name wrong.
And she corrected her like right away.
And I was like, that one, I'm like corrected her like right away and I was like that one
I'm like just as a witness I was like so
awkward by it I can't imagine to be the PA
because you must feel like so like
you already feel below to get it
out of the way yeah because like with Be Loves Life
if I said it right at the beginning she probably would have gotten
it but I don't know
I get nervous I think when Alexa
Nicholas I keep calling her Alexa Nichols
but she said everyone calls her that.
I don't know if she said that on camera or not.
But I looked at my card and said, I just want to make sure I'm not saying Alexa – I know it's Alexa Nicholas, but it looks like Nichols.
And I always say Nichols.
And she goes, everyone always does because of the K.
And I was just like, I'm just so paranoid about getting someone – especially when you're on the show.
I don't want to get it.
The other one was Reby Hardy.
I always thought it was Reby.
Thank God I watched so many podcasts before of her saying she hates it when people call her like Reby and it's Reby.
And I was like, okay, thank God I learned.
But yeah, some people get really mad when you pronounce their name wrong, you know.
So it's like my biggest thing.
Or just like not know their name.
That's awesome. Yeah.
That is very like my days as a red carpet journalist when it's like so many random people show up, especially like at influencer events, like at the streamies or something.
Because they'll get the like smaller
creators get there so early and then you can't really avoid like not talking to them you know
so they come up and they're just one they're excited to do an interview and i have no idea
and i just have to like kind of roll with it you know you're just like never say a name yeah yeah
like how are you all the questions i've never seen names ever again ever i'm just like gosh i'm so
dumb like that was so and just so
rude because he's so nice and i see him all the time like he's always there i've done cancel like
three or four times now and i'm just like that's what i'm saying it's not your fault because
when we come in they never introduce like this is this this is that we just know that she had
because i know she had somebody from jeff named oscar that works with her now that's all we know
so it's not your fault. Okay, thank you.
I was like, well, still.
I guess you just don't assume.
Maybe, yeah.
Yeah, it's worse if someone like introduces themselves and like, you know.
Then you still call them the wrong name.
Yeah.
I mean, she probably introduced him at some point to me.
I'm sure they introduced me, but.
No, I mean, we always walk in and it's chaos.
We just walk in and suddenly sit down and the conversation flows.
Yeah, it's kind of here too.
I'm so bad at introducing people.
I'm bad at introducing the guests.
I'm like, don't even know.
I'm just always like, we just get right into it.
Yeah, but I'm bad at introducing people like to you
to anything. Like I'm just bad.
I don't know. I'm just like, okay, let's start.
I don't know. Introductions are weird too.
I know. You know, just in general.
Like, here's this person, here's this person.
Have you seen this one
like viral like Twitter interview
clip where it's like a random girl at a Netflix movie.
I think it was Fear Street or something.
And this random girl is on the red carpet and doing an interview.
And the interviewer asks, so what was your favorite part about doing this movie?
And the girl panics.
She goes, oh, no.
I'm not in the movie.
Was she not?
No.
Oh, God.
And it's so awkward.
There's so many red carpet moments like that. was like another one too that is the worst god i saw another red carpet moment that was like super
awkward that's so funny but that's more on that person's like yeah like not knowing you know what
i mean you should know who's in the movie right i guess i guess but also i guess you kind of
yeah you can't just assume everyone at the – but it was a random small outlet.
Like it wasn't like a big like E! News or something.
It was like a – I think like a real –
That's so funny.
That would be awful.
New person.
Like I'm not in this movie.
That's actually really funny.
Would you – if you were in that situation, would you say you're not in the movie or would you lie and say that you're in it?
Oh, I would love to lie.
Me too.
I think it was a really great experience.
I love the director.
It was just really fun. I think it's even funnier experience. I love the director. It was just really fun.
I think it's even funnier because it's like you just go with it at that point.
And I feel like it also makes the interviewer feel better, you know?
Just say something generic.
Like, it was really great.
Love the cast.
What was the movie?
Do you know?
I think it was Fear Street, like a horror movie on Netflix.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
So nothing like huge or anything.
Yeah.
Just go with it.
It was such a great experience.
That's totally what I would do.
That's so funny.
I love my current moments like that where it's just like super awkward and people don't
know what to say.
They're like, actually, no.
Speaking of awkward celebrity moments, did you see Harry Daniels, who we almost got on
the show that one time with Joe Biden?
Yeah.
He's kind of everywhere now.
What did he sing? He sang Lana Del Rey. Lana Del Rey, National national anthem what did joe biden do i didn't really see the clip but i just
saw like a little thing on twitter i he was just there like there wasn't much he couldn't compute
yeah i imagine someone again that's why like i have nothing in common with a senior citizen like
that like interaction i'm sure he couldn't even like process what was happening even get that close to the president i was like where is the how much like tax money do
we pay to the freaking secret service right that's what that's what i want to know like
these people he genuinely just finds and starts singing to i feel like some of them are set up
yeah like mine he's gonna be like i'll sing to you and i think that's everything i know i know
same and i'm like so i have to check my dms more because i just forgot a fault like look
at my dms i get so anxious and then me too i want to try to and it just was like wasn't he was like
leaving in a couple days like i mean because it's iconic it was right after the addison ray one where
she's like walking backwards i'm like that's so iconic i want to do this um but i mean but this
one he obviously didn't stage he's like yeah i Yeah. I think he knew Joe Biden was going to be at the event.
He like got there.
It is wild because then – who else did I see?
Did he do?
He did Chapel Roan and I don't think she knew that he was going to be there.
Like he was backstage and she – I don't think she recognized him at first and then
she like figured out.
Dua Lipa.
Was she into it?
Dua Lipa was really into it actually.
But Chapel Roan wasn't. She was so nice. She was into it
once she got it I think. Figured. Yeah.
Chapel Rowan loves me.
Do you know her? Okay. This is not
even anything. I need to get into it. But do you know, do you love her?
Love. I like
Oh my god. She opened
up for Olivia Rodrigo at her last
concert a year or two years ago.
So I kind of knew but
now I'm like fully fully fully
like love listen to like literally non-stop where did she come from because like all of a sudden i
feel i see her everywhere her album only came out like six months ago so she's pretty new but she's
opening for olivia rodrigo right now should be at coachella or something yeah i think so
nylon magazine asked her on a tiktok people just tagging me so i was like okay i just thought this
week and they were like who would you have come out with you mid-show to hype up
the crowd? And she's like, Trisha Paytas
featuring Malibu Barbie. That is
everything. That's one person that can stand my daughter.
You can stand my one-year-old. Yeah, Chapel. Yeah, we live.
We love. I didn't know who she was, but everyone was
super excited. You're kind of getting Chapel. She's
curly red hair. Okay, love that.
Okay, shout out Chapel Rhone. And now I see
her everywhere. I just saw that clip literally this week.
Nylon put it out this week. And I was like, kind of, she mentioned, like, Criss Angel.
Like, she's so random.
She's like, all the people she liked.
I was like, okay.
Live for her.
I live for anyone that, like, mentioned me.
She's everything.
I need to get into this person.
Oh, my God.
That makes me love her even more.
Oh, my God.
We have to have her on.
How do we get her?
She puts her publicist in her Twitter bio.
Oh, she's a publicist.
That's hard to get through to a publicist.
Well, now that she gave the shout out, though, at least. I feel like, yeah, you could probably just hit her up directly. I had to find her music. I really she's a publicist. It's hard to get through to a publicist. Well, now that she gave the shout out though,
at least, I feel like,
yeah, you could probably
just hit her up directly.
I had to find her music.
I really do love deep diving.
I actually like finding people
I don't know.
I like to deep dive.
And I love when they're like
breakouts.
I was like,
you got excited for it.
So I feel like she's like
on the verge of like
super stardom.
She's queer.
So like all the gays,
all the lesbians,
all the thays,
love Chapel.
Okay.
We love a queer icon.
She's everything.
She opens for Olivia right now. She does like Olivia's background vocals the chapel. Okay. We love a queer icon. She's everything. She opens for Olivia right now.
She does like Olivia's background vocals actually too.
Wow.
I love talented singers.
I just love singers.
She's a singer.
And she like wears like cute outfits.
Like she shows her body.
She's like so fierce.
Her curly red hair.
She's everything.
I love, love, love.
I see her everywhere now.
And I'm like, okay.
And when you said the name, I was like, wait, I love, I love that she loves me and loves me and my daughter it was kind of everything it was so random I think you sent it to me or something
and I was like oh this girl's everything everything yeah oh my god love love love them
yeah but oh my god that really shook me I'm like so star shocked now I know me too when you said
the name I was like wait that person likes me I feel cool when anyone cool likes me I'm always
just like yes absolutely yeah it's everything. Yeah.
We should go to Coachella and see.
Yeah, just for Chapel and Sabrina.
That would also be – Are they this weekend?
Are you going?
No.
Oh, my God, no.
But that reminds me.
Sabrina, when Harry tried to do the TikTok for Sabrina, she sees him.
She goes, oh, no, no, no.
I know.
And then she walks up.
Oh, she knew who he was?
Yeah.
She recognized him.
But she was like keying about it.
Like she was like, you know, giggly or whatever.
But it was funny because she was like, no, no.
She like did the finger and everything.
Oh my God.
Has he sang for her before?
I don't know.
That was the first one I've seen.
I love that she knew.
She's like, no, absolutely not.
I mean, yeah.
Sabrina's like on TikTok.
So how can you avoid it?
And she's like very like social media savvy, you know?
I would be scared more than anything.
Especially if someone just does it without it being planned
they just start singing at you I'd be like
he went up to Ava Max and she was
eating like outside and
I don't that one didn't seem planned but Ava
Max also like got up and was into it
but yeah Joe Biden
that one really is what like took me out
that's definitely planned
because election year is coming
you think that's planned?
Oh, yes.
Yes.
I mean, it is weird how he got so close.
You can't reach out to Joe and just film him like that and do –
But why would he have not a reaction?
Why would he have no reaction?
I don't know if Joe knew.
I don't think he reacts to anything right now, Joe.
Maybe his, like, Twitter gay knew, like, you know, but –
That is true.
The people who run social media accounts are these people.
I'm for sure they're all gay.
Like, Kyle MacLachlan's Twitter person, definitely gay because they always call me queen. Like, thanks, queen. That is true. The people who run social media accounts are these people. I'm for sure they're all gay. Like Kyle MacLachlan's Twitter person, definitely gay.
Because they always call me queen.
Like thanks queen and stuff like that.
I was just like.
There was someone else too that's like really popular.
And I found out they were run by a gay guy.
And I was like that makes sense actually.
A gay or girly for sure.
Yeah.
I kind of love that though.
That's who you should have at your social media ran by.
Yeah.
I'm trying to think if I've ever had to work with like a straight social media person.
Not like the level of like actually creating the content maybe like the strategy
like right but like a straight guy like tweeting for lana del rey or something would be weird yeah
yeah one of taylor swift's a long time ago was taylor swift social guy was straight but really
i hope she has gays now but i don't know yeah you would think so because i'd be weird if it
was like a straight guy tweeting for her.
Yeah, I'd have a gay.
Especially because like her fans are girls and stuff.
It'd be like weird.
That's what we're telling Tana too.
You need a chronically online gay just to do all this stuff for you.
Yeah.
She's looking.
Yeah.
Just poached.
I was just thinking.
I was like, oh my god.
He's going to be so busy if he works for Tana.
I really got like concerned the next day.
I was like, oh my god.
We're never going to see it.
You're already so busy.
I would love that for you. Whatever your journey is, take it. But then I got worried. I was like, oh my God, who are we going to get? Jimmy, come. All right,
you get on camera. I don't know. You get so busy. You can always make it work. And they're gone
most of the time anyway. So I mean, they're retouring. They said they're doing a fall tour.
They have a second summer, winter. Like, spring, summer, winter like what?
I don't know how they do that
that's too much work
no they're always busy
she's always doing so much
I'm just like how?
I don't know
she was here then Vegas the next day
oh yeah
they were going to a party
and they had another podcast to go to
she's always in like three podcasts
wild
crazy
I don't know how Paige does it
she like handles her schedule
yeah how do you keep up with that?
I don't know
it's crazy
like just the coordination of it all it's always like there's always moving around i'm like
that would just i'd be fully like anxious breakdown all the time trying to like i yeah me too i'd be
like oh my god so much going on but i guess they're younger stronger than us yeah 25 they're
handling it but yeah they would be good they talked about doing a patreon that would be good
i think everyone should do a patreon i mean we like i saw other people do it i was like yeah
i'm gonna do it too. You know what I mean?
People just start selling headshots.
Your impact.
I love it.
If we see the basement yard boys doing headshots, then we know.
Oh, my God.
That would be – who are they?
Joe and Frank.
You always bring up the most random people.
I'm like, who are these people?
Meanwhile, they're like the biggest.
I try to go with you and I'm like, I don't know.
Okay.
Joe and Frank.
Shout out.
Shout out. We love. They're also on tour. Oh try to go with you and I'm like, I don't know. Okay. Joe and Frank. Shout out.
Shout out.
We love.
But they're also on tour.
Oh my God.
Everybody's on tour.
Jeez.
Sad relationship muse, Kylie Jenner and Timothee Chalamet.
Having a baby.
I did.
That one was turned down by Kylie's team, I guess.
But.
Tash Poyno said it was real. I know.
But they went out of their way to turn that down.
But then OK Magazine, which is like a weird source, but they said that they have drifted
apart because of their busy schedules and that Timothy wanted her to be more of a natural
beauty and Kylie refused.
I don't believe that.
Me neither.
What is OK?
OK Magazine was like the one that did all those weird stories on Michael Jackson.
Don't believe that at all.
I fully believe the baby thing because why would Tasha's make up that a Malibu person,
grocery store person said that they – because I 100% believe they'd shut down filming for that.
I 100% – they're filming right now for Kardashians.
That would be a finale.
Oh.
And I feel like this is like a way to just tour it.
Be like, oh, he wants her to be more natural so they broke up.
And she does love a secret like pregnancy.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I could see it because they're – how old is he?
He's older, right? Like 26 like 26 27 i think he's 26 so like i feel like that's an age now where people are like having babies right
yeah that's what i thought and she's you know she's obviously a mom already yeah so just two
right yeah i could see it and like because it's just a weird thing for him to make up
yeah right like that's not his audience.
That's not his thing.
Like,
that would be,
I think,
gags.
I'd actually be pretty gagged
if Timothee Chalamet's a dad.
Yeah,
but that makes sense.
I can't.
But with Kylie Jenner?
Yeah.
Celebrities need to go with celebrities
which people were three,
three famous people.
That's just how it happens.
Yeah.
Because who else is she going to have a baby with?
You know,
who else is she going to have a baby with?
Well,
she's happy. Well, okay. Who else is she going to have a baby with you know who else is she going to have a baby with well okay
who else is he going to have a baby with
you know what I mean
like
she's rich
she's beautiful
like
I feel like
like celebrities and famous people
like Barry Keoghan
and Sabrina Carpenter
like they have to go with each other
like
you're right about that
it's just hard to find someone
that's
not a fan
yeah
because also dating fans are dangerous
and like everyone's a fan at this point
right
like everyone's probably a fan of Kylie
she can't just date like
and Timothee Chalamet too
it's like
if you just date a fan
it could go bad
and everyone knows
who you are
it's not like
there's not
could you imagine
I'm on a date
and someone would be like
I don't even know
what you do
what do you do
you know what I mean
like everyone knows
very broke with Matt Rife
or whatever
right
she didn't know
who he was
or she did
Matt Rife was like
what little show are you on
like very bad i hate that so much we were talking about this on cancel too she gets so many hot guys
she gets so many hot guys i was like how is this possible there's one guy that's like upset like
really like in love with her and she like doesn't really care that much about him but he's like so
hot and so famous like a-list rich hot and i'm just like why't you into this guy? Like she didn't say his name on the thing,
but she did.
Hopefully they keep it in.
And Olivia O'Brien when she was here,
the names I had to cut out.
Oh my God.
Yeah.
I was on the floor.
I know.
I'm like,
she even said like the weekend asked for her phone number.
I'm like,
how is this happening?
How do you guys date all these?
It's really,
it's really being,
not that they don't have great personalities,
but I think being skinny
is what people are attracted to.
Yeah.
They're already beautiful and they're like – have cute personalities.
Yeah.
Successful.
So all of it combines.
But I was always like, but I have a good personality and I'm successful and I'm cute.
I'm like the only thing I didn't have was the skinniness.
So I was like – and no one was obsessed with me like that.
And I was like, damn.
I had like the Z-list 65-year-olds.
I was like they got like these really great hot guys.
Yeah.
I guess it's the combination. You didn't really really have like raya wasn't really a thing right until like kind of
recently raya is the equalizer yeah but i don't even think they're meeting these people on right
like i don't think brooke is the way that she meets them like literally is just like she's
like out at like dinner and she like meets them olivia met her the really big actor she was
talking about was it raya she said yeah so yeah i would have slayed with well i don't know i would have loved raya
when i was garfield was on raya i think that's where i'm just assuming that that's maybe where
he met his new girlfriend oh he has a girlfriend now yeah she's a witch what she's a practicing
witch okay love that yeah we're all kind of witches we're all like naturally wiccan and i
feel like andrew garfield likes a quirky girl like that you know what i mean like who has he dated before emma stone
yeah we did yeah for a long time literally always and like i'm not in a bad way i just
really thought he was like queer or something he does give like queer yeah he always plays like
gay yeah he was a judge on drag race and he was very queer oh he was very like he gives me
alan cumming vibes.
Yeah.
So that's why I thought,
oh, okay.
Yeah.
I mean, he still could be.
We don't know, you know.
True.
I guess he's just dating girls.
And then he would have like a,
people were shipping him
with Amelia de Maldenberg.
Who's that?
She's also signed
in your agency.
She was listed under you
in the roster.
Yeah.
Okay, love.
She's chicken shop date.
She like hosts the Red Carpet
for like the Oscars and stuff. Oh, CAA just bringing up all the a-list yeah the hot interviewers but he dated her no people were
shipping that because they had like a flirtation i saw that interview yeah uh i thought they'd be
i love andrew garfield i want him on so i feel like he would sing with me i always think like
who would sing with me yeah he's very yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Theater coded. I love Amelia de Maltenberg.
Chicken Chop Girl.
Yes.
I want to be on her show.
What is it?
You would slay chicken.
You just eat chicken
and chit chat.
I want to go get that chicken
that I love.
That's the only chicken.
That chicken was so good.
I talked about it
the next day to Moses too.
I almost like debated
on going to get it yesterday.
I was like,
oh, that's such a good chicken.
Where was it you said?
North Hollywood off Sherman Way.
It's kind of in the middle
of like this random strip mall.
It's kind of like really random, but it's so good.
And that plate I got is not even on the menu.
They had it on their TikTok, but they're like, and I'm like, can you make me something that's
not on your menu?
And I think he was the owner of it.
And he's like, what?
And I was like, I saw it on your TikTok.
And then I showed it to him and he's like, can you show it to me again?
And he's like, yeah, we could probably make it for you, but I don't think it's on the
menu.
The Trish.
The Trish.
Can I have the Trish?
Like Justin Bieber having his own pasta.
Oh, we just went there and got that.
Yeah, we just went and got that.
That's how I know about it.
We went there after the CAA meeting.
He came with me to it.
And I remember being like, that meeting went so well.
We need to go get my favorite pasta.
I was like right down the street.
And it was like so good.
North Hollywood is not as boujee as Beverly Hills, but it's still.
But you probably could get it without the coating now that I'm thinking about it.
Because I was trying to think about that like if we went to it with like Malibu.
I was like, I guess we could get it without the coating
and not spicy
just have it
yeah plain
the chicken was so good
it was like amazing
but then it's like
is that even exciting
just plain chicken
to me it would be
that's true
it's like top quality chicken tenders
basically
with the mac and cheese
and of anyone's opinions
I trust on chicken tenders
it is yours
that's what I'm saying
you've never had a bad
chicken tender recommendation
no
and I've had bad chicken tenders
so I know
and I'm very picky with them.
Jerry's Deli is closed everywhere.
Those are my favorite chicken tenders.
Oh, they were so good.
But this one had no gristle.
I ate the whole thing.
It was so delicious.
I got to edit that video for my main channel.
Who would think you edit my main channel videos?
I'm like, there's no editing.
I was like, what?
It's so funny.
There was something.
I maybe put like a picture in a picture.
And they're like, I think Oscar's editing these.
Yeah.
Let's just stop. Yeah. Sometimes just stop yeah i was telling my boyfriend because i had to edit um our uh korean fried cheese and there was one like you wanted to like edit something
else so you just stopped recording and started again and i had to explain to my boyfriend i was
like when she edits she'll stop recording and then she'll hit start again and that's how she cuts it
makes it easier right so then you don't have to worry. Oh, to make sure, because my biggest fear,
it's like cancel too.
I had somebody on the cut this,
cut this, cut this,
cut this in the microphone.
But I'm like,
what if like they just miss it?
You know what I mean?
And then it's out there
and it's like, well,
so I always stop and start like always.
Doesn't it make it easier?
I mean, it's the same thing really.
No, the thing is like
she doesn't watch what she edits.
I never.
That's the thing.
She won't watch it.
She just goes to the cut beginning and end of clips.
Yeah.
Like I would actually watch every word and every sentence.
That's so boring.
I just did it.
I don't want to rewatch it.
That's what Jimmy was like too.
Because there was some stuff that last week you were like, I don't know if Jimmy watches
the whole thing.
And remember you said that to me too.
Like you watch the whole thing.
Yeah.
I was like, of course we do.
And Jimmy was like, of course I have to watch the whole thing.
I thought you just put notes for him.
Like at 3.09, she says this.
You told me you make little notes.
No, I mean, I keep notes, but I don't have the time codes.
I'm just like, when you hear this, yeah.
Oh, man, that would be awful.
I mean, that's, like, actually even more fear-inducing.
Because I'm like, what if they miss it?
Like, especially when guests are like, please bleep this out.
I'm like, what if you just don't get it?
I don't know.
It's hard to miss when you're, like, listening.
I mean, like, little things you can miss out. But something where it's specifically. And if you know to look get it? I don't know. It's hard to miss when you're like listening. I mean like little things you can mess up.
But something where it's specifically – and if you know to look out for it too.
That's like the other thing.
But if you have like ADHD and like you don't pay attention, like what if you're just not paying attention?
But then I have the note that's like edit out when Shasha says this.
And then if I didn't get it, then I have to like go back and look for it.
That would be the worst editing because I would – sometimes I just don't listen and like you just miss something.
Man, that would be – god, that's so scary. so I'm scared to say stuff but I'm always just like edit
this edit this edit this oh my god that's terrifying well I'm here for a Timothy and
Kylie baby that's for sure I guess I mean I did predict at my new year's prediction for 2024
remember was marriage but maybe marriage and a baby. Baby and marriage or marriage and baby.
It's 2024. You can do whatever you want. Yeah.
Interesting. Well, I'm here
for it. I love a baby boom for sure when people are pregnant.
I always hate that when people are, like, I like when people are pregnant
at the same time I am. Right now, it's like literally, it's me
and all the Disney girls. It's Hilary Duff,
Ashley Tisdale, Vanessa
Hudgens, Ali Meshaka.
Who's that? Ali and AJ. Remember Ali and AJ?
Oh, she's pregnant?
Is she the older one or younger one?
The older one.
With the curly hair from EZA?
Yes.
Love her.
Sookie Waterhouse just had hers.
What's the name?
I don't know if she said a name.
They just got paparazzi with the stroller, so then she kind of was forced to announce
that they had their baby.
The baby.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Hilary Duff's very – I feel like me and Hilary Duff are going to be due around the same time.
I feel like she's getting there.
But you don't want to give birth the same, like, day, though.
I gave the birth the same day as Nick Cannon's baby and –
Well, that's, like, hard to miss because he has so many.
He had three that year.
He didn't have three.
The odds of giving birth the same time as Nick Cannon –
It was wild.
I was so shocked that people cared about mine because I was like,
oh, Nick Cannon had a baby, too.
It's, like, so weird. But but but yeah me versus hillary duff's
baby i don't know i think yours there's a lot of anticipation around because you're still like
public as a person whereas hillary is like more low-key as a she's not like in a tv show as she's
pregnant you know that's true yeah people i've seen your whole journey yeah yeah it's interesting
it's just interesting in general that people like've seen your whole journey. Yeah, it's interesting.
It's just interesting in general that people like care.
Like when someone has their baby, everyone gets so excited for it.
Yeah.
I wonder why.
I don't know.
It's very weird.
I mean it's cool but it's also like kind of weird.
I think people get excited when it's someone they like grew up with or know because it's like milestone for someone they like.
You know what I mean? That's true.
It's kind of a big thing.
I do love seeing people get – I love the pregnancy announcement
and then I love like the birth.
I love anything.
Anytime someone I like
is like new relationship,
new dog, new whatever,
I'm like –
Who gets a new dog?
Who had a new dog?
Or Brooke puts an Instagram
about getting a new cat
and I was like,
please get a new cat.
And then I'm like,
I feel like I almost have a new cat
because like my friend has a cat.
Right, right.
There's so many birth questions
that I need to have her on back.
I got to get her before she goes back on tour because they're doing Coachella this weekend and I got to get all the tea many burp questions I need to have her on back I gotta get her
before she goes back on tour
because they're doing
Coachella this weekend
and I gotta get all the
tea on Coachella
I wanna find an update
to that A-lister
that text her
I feel like I'm like
the only one that like
knows about this
and I feel so in tune
and I need to know
all these updates
and I live
even when we were there
he was like texting her
and I was so living
by curiously through her
oh that's so fierce
she's
she really is a nit girl
I really
actually got really nervous
last time seeing her
I don't know why
because I just
I think she's so pretty
and I get so like and now she's i mean every time she just keeps getting
bigger and bigger now she's like the aloe i feel like she's the face of aloe at this point
i need to ask her about that like i went on the podcast i'm like i need to know everything
do you get paid or do you just love aloe can you choose who you get to bring to aloe
like i need to know all the team same every time i walk by the aloe store i was like oh
they should have like Brooke and
the freaking like window or something.
Yes.
I will stand by that.
Aloe is the only one that can fat shame me with their little sizes.
I will stand by that.
Maybe Leo is defending aloe because he works out there.
I don't know if he does, but like, you know what I mean?
Because they only go up to larges and I'm not fitting to those anytime soon, but they
can fat shame me all day long.
If Brooke is there, I'm supporting of it.
One day I'll fit into aloe clothes.
I will be at that gym.
The gym is everything. We need to go.
Wait until I have the baby. You're already ready to go.
You're there.
They do a lot of yoga core stuff
there though.
Are you not a core person?
Not really.
You're a squatter. You lift weights.
I do more lifting stuff.
Maybe I could be. I don't know. I do like more lifting stuff. Yeah. Maybe I could be.
I don't know.
I do a lot of elliptical, but I don't know.
They do a lot of like –
I think you probably have good core.
But everyone there is so like petite.
Like everyone doing the core things.
I feel like Harry Jowsey is not petite.
But he's like skinny.
Is he?
I would think he's like you.
Like he's like muscular.
He's like lean muscle.
You know what I mean?
I'm whatever the opposite of lean.
No, you are.
You are lean. What would you are. You are lean.
What would you be?
You are muscular.
What's another word for it?
Fat muscular.
No, you're not.
Yes.
It's actually crazy because I always think of you because you talk like you are.
And I'm always like, but you're like not.
When I look at pictures of you and now in person, I'm like you're not.
But I always just think about that.
I'm always like, oh, you're like chubby or something because you always act like you
are.
But you're not.
You're like so fit.
No.
And you work out and you're like – you have no flab.
There's no loose. You're like so fit. No. And you work out. And you're like. Look. You have no flab. Like there's no loose.
You have no cellulite.
Like.
There's this clothing brand that's called kind of fit.
Kind of fat.
And I feel like I am not labeled to kind of fit.
Kind of fit.
You're not.
The fatness is in your head.
I think because you like.
No.
I go to the doctor.
And they're like.
Oh.
You're overweight.
That's wild to me.
That's.
Really?
Yes.
Because they don't even say that to me.
My doctor's like.
You're perfectly healthy.
I was like.
Okay.
Thanks.
Like.
That's wild. You need to go to a different doctor. I got weighed in. They're like. Especially because like. If you look that to me my doctor's like you're perfectly healthy i was like okay thanks like that's wild you need to go to a different doctor i got weighed in the leg especially
because like if you look at my chart they were like oh you're i was so skinny and then now i'm
like i think it's your doctor i've never once gone to a doctor and they're like you're overweight
unless i was like when i was a kid i guess they used to say that but like as an adult never
maybe they think guys can like take it better or something but they can't but maybe they think
because you're like not but like statistically like. But maybe they think because you're like not. But like statistically, like the graphics are like, OK, yes, you're like whatever.
I don't know because you're I don't know something.
Maybe they feel like they need to tell you.
I don't know.
But for me, they never have told me.
That's crazy.
I would prefer them to never, I guess, because that's I always get like anxious when I go.
I like take off my shoes.
I put my keys, my wallet, my phone to the side.
I'm like, whatever way I can.
Yes.
The less the better. Yes. Man, that's I can drop. Yes. The less, the better.
Yes.
Man, that's wild.
You need to go to a different doctor maybe.
Because you're really not.
That's actually so crazy.
And like I said, I always loop us together because I think we're the same.
And I'm like, you're not fat.
You actually work out all the time.
You like eat well.
Like it's so crazy.
I do not eat well though is the thing.
I feel like you do.
No.
I feel like you do.
No.
Yesterday I had waffles.
You said you had like a salad.
Where did you have waffles?
And waffles. And one of the hills the
hostess i knew the hostess was a girly because she had really cute like eyeshadow with like
flowers drew like all over and i was like wow it's pretty and then when i was leaving she was
like oh i really like what you do i think it's so inspirational i was like inspirational okay
i'm like we'll take inspiration i love that you need to start posting more inspirational quotes
or something on your thing that's everything i was like what do we do that At first, my boyfriend's like, does she think we're someone else?
Because why would she say inspirational?
I would think that too, actually, because I'd be like, oh, no.
Inspirational.
Yeah.
But then I forgot my little to-go box and she ran out.
She's like, Oscar, your to-go box.
And I was like, oh, thank you so much.
That's so nice.
Well, not to go back to Rebel Wilson's book, but she also said that everyone calls it.
Sponsored today by rebel rising in stores and
on audible now like two days like Saturday Sunday so like I have it all in my brain but she said
that she said people would call her inspiring just because she was fat existing in the world
and I'm like honestly so relatable because people would say that to me too they're like wow you're
so brave you're so confident and I was like because I'm just fat sitting here like it's
crazy and I'm proving myself in this yes Yes. We have to survive in a world
like Leo Skeppy is telling us
that we have undesirable.
What did you say?
Ugly bodies or whatever.
It's not the clothes.
It's us that's ugly.
So for that, yes, we are an inspiration.
We are defying the man.
So that's actually so funny.
I would like to know actually
because I'm trying to think I'm like,
like you are an inspirational person
like just in person,
but like I don't get that vibe on the podcast.
Me either.
But I live for that.
I live that some people think of me as –
Well, you're marching to your own beat I guess.
You know what I mean?
Like when you wear the Oompa Loompa wig when you do this.
Like it is great.
I think it's – I mean you know what I mean?
Like it is I guess inspiring.
But it is just you being you.
So it's like just because you're not like normal, it's like you're inspiring.
I get it.
Shout out and waffles.
What's your name?
Oh my God.
I didn't even get her name.
That's the worst part.
No.
Because I was so like.
Oscar.
I was taking a bike.
I wasn't expecting it really.
Like I was just very like shook, you know.
That's influencer 101.
You always have to at least say what's your name.
I usually do that.
I learned that from you too.
Yeah.
Because when I went to AMC, you would do that. I was's your name? I usually do that. I learned that from you too because when we went to AMC,
you would do that.
I was like, oh,
I should do that
whenever I meet someone.
Right.
But I was so like,
I just wasn't expecting it
because it was also like at the end,
I was just like thrown off.
And she wasn't like our server.
Like our server,
I remembered her name
because when I left,
I was like, bye, Sarah.
I specifically remembered her name.
Okay, yeah.
But yeah, I guess it's,
at least I didn't have
an Oscar Alex moment.
That was bad.
That was so bad.
But I'm going to go with Moe's on that one.
I feel like that's very misleading because she was saying Oscar.
And we've only seen him.
And I've never heard of an Alex.
So I'm going to go with.
If you would have asked me, what do you think his name is?
I would have told you Oscar.
Oh, my God.
I am so sorry, Alex.
Oh, my God.
That is funny.
I love the name Oscar, though.
I do love it.
It's like Oscar the Grouch.
And growing up, there wasn't very many Oscars. So i hear like of another oscar especially one who's also like
editor i'm like wow that is wild yeah and on this sister show yes yes actually though it's like
literally just crossovers so odd is that oscar straight do we know we don't know i don't know
i've never seen him interesting we should ask i know i think so because she if he works
for jeff probably oh because i think she got it for that yeah yeah i don't think jeff hires any
homosexuals not for discrimination just because he doesn't like i don't know if any homosexuals
applying for jeff fm i feel like a lot would be applying for jeff yeah oh for sure if jeff was
like we need you to run our Patreon,
you'd be like, okay.
Or what did Tana want?
Chronically Online Gay.
If Jeff asked for that,
you'd be like, yeah, absolutely.
I don't think,
I honestly don't know if I'd do Jeff.
Really?
I would do like Ted
because Ted is a little bit more like
baby girl vibes.
Yeah, okay.
Who else would you do?
Tana, Brooke.
Well, you love them,
so that makes sense.
That's what I'm saying.
Go off your journey.
But for straight guys,
I don't know.
Oh, straight.
That's on.
What's the update with that? Oh, I forgot to check my email did we get oh my god i know you do because
we had another person being like we tried to email oscar and i was like oh my god check your email i
never checked my email a my like i had to make a just trash email that's my that's on my list of
to-do things because i just cannot see for some reason my email like my gmail got like put on a pr list
for like but not for like fun stuff for like et like oh random celebrities you want to interview
so I cannot see like any emails because I get like a hundred pr emails a day that are like random
like unrelated yeah you're just too busy I mean you're just so like you're I don't even know how
you would seriously take another job because you're so like even now you're like so busy like i'm like just have
jimmy edit all of them because i'm like you're just so busy i get it and i like i want to help
you but i'm like we're doing patreon now i don't think i could do another job i honestly would just
like to go to cancel like once a month just to like cancel for sure do like you love them like
you could do them over me you could quit i don't care like that i really just came to the realization
i was like well they are everything and they are the girls i would only do it just to like see how like I don't know to be a part of it because
it's so they're so like wild over there but I could I don't know I think it would help it we're
more like look I don't know the fact that we're both like the same like we do this and then like
we're done you know what I mean we're not like social like we can't go here then the aloe gym
and then the ride of horses and then a party and then a flight to Vegas then a podcast and another
podcast yeah like we're much more like chill.
No.
Yeah.
But I do think – yeah, I'm surprised she doesn't have more like – yeah.
Yeah.
I don't know.
But I guess they don't really produce their show.
I guess it's not really like a produced show.
Yeah.
They kind of just –
Which is like the appeal.
But like you do elevate the show.
So I don't know.
It works for our format though and our vibe.
You know?
Yeah.
It's just like we all just mesh. I always wanted of that though i'm like you probably couldn't elevate anybody because
people have said that too like it's all oscar and i like i totally believe it i gave you all
the percent no it has to be the right like marriage of things because like when i was
trying to do social for like writing secrets nothing i did was like with yeah that one i
don't know that one was like but you elevated elevated Joey's content for sure. But it's also like to an extent – because then I started like running out of ideas.
Here it's like pop culture stuff.
You're so good at it.
We – and like it's just all of our lives anyway.
You know what I mean?
Well, I think that's the most impressive thing, especially when people are here and they see you here.
Like you're just like so – like you know everything.
Moses has said it too.
It's like you just know everything.
Like it's crazy.
Like what did we talk about earlier on the show?
And it was something so random. And I was like how do you know that oh like Bridgerton like you something about you knew the lady whistleton or whistle
down or something you're like oh that she's the right she's the lady was I was like how do you
know that like you didn't read the book if the show's not out like that's so weird that's crazy
how you just know stuff well it is all going on the third season so it's yeah but it's not until
the third season that that's revealed so it's like how do you even know the end of
the season finale of season one oh it is yes oh well it's like revealed in the book as like a
oh i guess the viewers maybe because colin didn't know and like his sister okay i was like it's not
that i was like damn you really just know everything before it comes out you are just
really smart it is impressive and i always like when people like see how impressive you are because she's like, damn, how do you
know that?
Oh, the husky tattoo.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It was everything.
You were so like on it.
Like, I know this and this.
And you knew she dated Noah Cyrus.
And I was like, damn.
Oh, yeah.
Tana and Noah Cyrus.
That was a wild time.
I wish I could have gone more into that.
I was like shook.
When she told me, I was like, oh, my God.
I'm like shocked right now.
I remember because one of my interviews with Tana was specifically about Noah Cyrus.
Are we reacting to Tana's this week?
What are we doing for Patreon?
We were going to do the Wendy's.
Wendy's?
Yeah.
But we're going to do reaction videos or no, just Wendy's?
Oh, yeah.
We can do reactions.
It's going to be right here.
If it's not ready, don't worry about it.
No, I put it together already.
That one and then the – what was the other one I did?
Oh, and my Kim Kardashian one too.
Oh, yeah.
Those are good.
Yeah.
Watch those.
But randomly, Noah Cyrus news this week too. That was a perfect segue. You set me up. Oh, and my Kim Kardashian one, too. Oh, yeah. Those are good. Yeah. Watch those. But randomly, Noah Cyrus news this week, too.
That was a perfect segue.
You set me up.
Oh, yeah.
People don't like her.
They're comparing her to Jamie Lynn.
Yeah, because Noah Cyrus liked the thirst trap of Liam Hemsworth on Instagram.
And everyone was like.
I saw that.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm looking a little sideways at her.
Because why?
Because Liam and Miley ended kind of rough.
Like Flowers was all about Liam, obviously.
Was it obvious?
Yeah, she released a song on his birthday.
And it's like a breakup song.
Like I don't need you, you know?
Damn.
And obviously like the relationship with like Noah and then Miley, Tish, Brandy.
It's all kind of a mess right now.
They're not on the same side, Noah and Miley.
Noah is not on Tish's side.
Miley is not on Billie's side, but she kind of is in the middle.
She doesn't really keep up with the drama of Noah and Trace and stuff.
Because when the news came out about Tish marrying Noah's ex-boyfriend,
Dominic Purcell.
Like Miley didn't know about it.
Okay.
So she's a little neutral-ish but leaning towards Tish. So people are hating her because she's like – I mean it's like – I think it is kind of just a like – you know some people just like things.
They don't really think about it.
Yeah.
I feel like people don't really think about it.
I mean I – yeah, I'd be annoyed.
I mean I would be annoyed I guess if it was like why are you still following him?
Uh-huh.
But I feel like likes are just kind of –
Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah.
Is it because it's a thirst trap or just because it's Liam?
I think because it's like the thirst trap.
And even like Miley's fans like on Twitter were like,
damn, like maybe I can't buy myself flowers.
Like maybe Liam.
Because he just looked so good.
Like he was so tall.
Like I think he did a little something to his jawline
because it was much more like.
That's very in right now, the jawline surgery.
And his like arms were so
good and then it was like a gym selfie so like he was just looks so good he was getting thor
very much yeah and then you have like noah liking it and they kind of just like adds adds to the if
you have a hot ex-husband i mean you can't really like knock people for your sister for like in a
photo and some people said they have like a relationship like not relationship but like they were friends because of miley anyway you know what i mean like
justin and jamie lynn and yeah but i don't know like if your sister did that you would be pissed
like a photo of moses if we broke up not really okay but what if it's a thirst trap? What if it's not a shirt on the gym?
Yeah, probably.
You know what?
Yeah.
Because sometimes I see, like, this is, like, so not a big deal, but sometimes I'll look at, like, I don't know.
It's not often that I do this because I'm going to be like David Dobrik or something.
And I'll see, like, Tana liked it.
And I was like, oh.
Or no, was it?
Maybe, like, Scottie said.
I don't know.
It was, like, someone in the vlog started musing and he's someone like that.
And I saw Tana and Brooke liked it and I was like – but like honestly, like I don't
care that much obviously.
But I was like, oh, it's just so interesting to see the – but sometimes you do feel a
little some type of way.
You're like, wait, we don't like David.
You know what I mean?
Then I'm like, okay, whatever.
Like so probably would because that's such a little situation.
So probably if it was like my sister.
But then it's like – but then I think like it's my ex-husband.
I'd be like, well, at least there she's like cordial, you know, I don't know.
I don't know.
It's weird.
But they did end badly though.
How do you know?
What was the, I didn't hear about this.
What ended badly?
Well, the whole song of flowers, like.
But that's just like, I can just do this myself.
I don't need you.
Is that necessarily, it doesn't end bad?
And there's like this one moment.
They're on the Avengers.
This is so specific.
They were on the Avengers endgame red carpet and
Liam Hemsworth and Miley were there walking the red
carpet and Liam was like posing serious
and then Miley started posing like cutesy
like you know how Miley does like tongue out
like you know that and Liam was like
can you like be normal like
he said that or someone like reading their
lips again reading the lips yes
but I feel like those can be anything true
but then she like she like visibly looks upset
and she like,
whacks his hand.
I have seen that clip, yeah.
So,
and I don't think she would have like,
the music she was releasing,
like,
break up like.
Okay.
F you vibes if he wasn't a little sus.
Okay.
Um, yeah.
Plus also,
it would have been like,
Ariana like,
correcting the narrative thing.
Like, if everyone, all the fans are running with these theories that he sucks and then
she's like not correcting anyone you know like ariana had a really sustained saying like leave
off dalton or whatever you know so right right right so i guess she's not yeah she's like whatever
go for it uh-huh um you know it's liam hemsworth i think like it's like hot guy privilege like you
know if he's hot it deserves a like unless think like hot guy privilege. Like, you know, if he's hot, he deserves a like.
Unless he like did something awful, but we don't know.
We don't know.
I feel like it's nothing like crazy.
Like, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like.
I don't know.
Prison or something.
Yeah.
Like.
Like something to be locked up for.
Crimes.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I guess we don't know, but we shouldn't assume the worst in somebody.
I guess so.
And then.
When they're hot, they're hot.
That's true.
Even I.
I don't follow him but
if i saw it i don't know if i could like i like the photo you liked it yeah i didn't see i will
now i didn't like it when i saw it i was like well you know again i did like scotty cyrus thirst oh
my god it was you that i saw that probably for his birthday was it you it's like oscar liking
scotty cyrus but we love love Scotty Sire on this program.
I don't know.
After Kristen's breakup story, I'm like, he's kind of ick for that.
Oh, true.
See, you always forget about, like, things, you know?
It's like when I think I love David and I have to remind myself.
I was like, no, I can't.
Yeah, no too much.
That is rough.
But, oh, my God.
Now I'm like, do I have to unfollow Scotty?
I don't know.
Yeah.
I think he's the last one I follow
well there's no like personal connection there I mean I hosted his album release party yeah
well that's personal that's what I'm saying it's not like I feel like me and Kristen we bonded
right maybe if you were here like bonding then I would be like yeah and I was like yeah F that man
Kristen yeah yeah I see I see I'm on that train now because I was like I love Scotty and then I
was kind of like I don't know actually yeah I see I So I think I'm on that train now. Because I was like, I love Scotty. And then I was kind of like, I don't know, actually. Yeah, I see, I see, I see.
You know?
Yeah.
Like, David wronged you.
So then I had to unfollow David.
I did unfollow David.
Yeah.
Well, David wronged you, too.
By not loving me?
Yes, exactly.
Oh, yeah, period.
By leading you on.
Because he was a little flirtatious.
I love everyone in the comments affirming that, too.
Like, on Patreon, everyone's like, I think he actually is flirting.
And I'm like, thank you.
No, it's so real, too.
And the ones with your friends, too.
I was like, the one that showed up was your straight friend. I was like, but he's heavily flirting. I'm like, thank you. No, it's like so real too. And the ones with your friends too. I was like the one that chose your straight friend.
I was like, but like he's heavily flirting.
I know.
Like heavily.
It is very validating.
Yeah.
There's definitely that lead on.
You know what I mean?
And I'm like, sometimes it's like obvious.
Sometimes I'm like, okay, it's like obvious that you're the one that likes him or whatever.
But like it wasn't.
There was something in there to, yeah, to lead me down the path of obsession.
Love in the air.
All right.
We're going to wrap it up with a couple more hot topics.
But if you guys want to see more extended hot topics, we have Shane, we have Ryland,
we have Dixie D'Amelio, we have Todrick Hall, and we have me and the Hunger Games.
Check it out, patreon.com slash justtrish.
We do extended there.
But we have a couple more.
Everyone wants to talk about this, and neither one of us knows who this is.
We're not really Smosh girlies
per se
I'm definitely not
a Smosh girly
I just saw people on Twitter
people love them
yeah
they got married
but it was like April Fool's
right
and it's also like
these people that look like each other
they think they're brother and sister
oh
one guy was on the Goldbergs
the blonde guy in this picture
is on the
do you remember the Goldbergs
yeah
he was on
so Courtney Miller
and Shane Topp from
Smosh. I love it.
Shane Topp. Shane Topp. Shane
with a Y. Shane with a Y top.
Because Shane with a Y I feel like would be a bottom, but
he's straight and his last name
is Topp. I love that. He's a Topp.
Shane Topp. I used to think he was hot
on the Goldbergs. He was like on that show. I was like one of the
friends. Was he a kid? Yeah, he was like a kid and he
was friends with the curly haired kid on the show. Oh, wow. Yeah, he was kind was like on that show i was like one of the was he a kid yeah he was like a kid and he was friends with uh the curly haired kid on the show oh wow yeah he was he was kind of cool on
that show huh so i guess was he doing smosh and the goldbergs i think smosh was after because i
remember seeing on smosh i'm like oh that's kind of a downgrade from the goldbergs but i read that
he's been on smosh for 10 years i feel like the goldbergs was like over 10 years ago right like
i was it was kind of it was not that old the goldbergs fact check yeah because i was
watching it literally like by myself and like the beach or something like i used to watch that did
you that's so funny they were from september 2013 to may 2023 so 2013 is 11 years ago but it went
through was he on the early seasons or the end because it ended last year oh so maybe he's doing
both and he but but was he doing he's been doing smosh for 10 years? That's what I read. I could be wrong.
There's probably some Smosh stans that know everything.
But I read that him and Kourtney have been doing Smosh for 10 years.
I don't know.
I wasn't watching Smosh.
So maybe.
And probably he wasn't on all the times like he was the star.
So maybe.
I'm sure it's easy to balance.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I guess we're all wrong.
Let's get him on and ask.
I'd ask him about the Goldbergs.
Okay.
So what?
They got married. Why do people want So, so what? They got married.
Why did people want to talk about this?
They got married, but it was fake?
Well, they were shipped.
It's almost like a Tara-Zach-Justice vibe.
Like, I'll put it into, like, terms that we relate to.
Okay.
We love.
It's like if Tara and Zach-Justice, like, say 10 years from now, they announced on April
Fool's they got married, you know, because they're shipped together.
Like, people like them together.
But they've never actually, like, said that they were in a relationship so they've been like secretly
together this whole time and then randomly on april fools they say like we're married
and then everyone's trying to decide like are they married are they for real or are they joking my
whole ex is this is like oh they've been together like here's evidence that they were together this
time and they were dating and we didn't see this like there's like trying to prove that they've
been together for a while and they just haven't said anything yeah but like you wouldn't announce
your wedding on april fool's day no they confirmed that they got married wait what yeah no they legit
got married they're legit married they went no there's a marriage certificate yes they went to
the santa barbara courthouse on september on march 29th and they got married what yeah so they actually are legit married for a bit no like for real like they did a whole
people magazine they did a whole exclusive well let's go with people magazine the greatest
the exclusive the free exclusive um i okay random why did they announce it on april fools then i
think it should be silly i mean they smosh seems like the type they smosh people seem like they would do that on April Fool's to be kind of silly.
Like, oh, but even like the new wave of Smosh, like this is like Smosh 3.0 or something.
They're not like Anthony Padilla and Ian, I guess.
But I guess it's still funny because if you're like in a secret relationship and people have
like theorized that they're together, but you're not like, I guess, announced in April
Fool's be like silly, but you actually did it.
I guess April Fool's is a silly but you actually did it I guess April Fool's
is a silly time
to say something serious
yeah you wouldn't be like
I'm pregnant on April Fool's Day
that's so weird
um
okay well
they're quirky
how old are they
that's a good question
let me see
cause it's like
god they seem young
but like
Anthony Padilla
has to be like 40
I bet he is.
Shane is 32.
Oh.
He's doing Smosh, I guess.
Wow, damn.
He's been in high school.
And Courtney is 28.
And Anthony Padilla?
He has to be mid.
I think he's similar to Joey's age, right?
I think he's older than me.
He's 36.
He was born in 88 or 87?
87.
So he's going to be 37 this year.
What's the other one?
Ian Hecox. Ian Hecox? Who's that? Yes, 37 this year. What's the other one? Ian Hecox.
Ian Hecox?
Who's that?
Yes, the other smush.
Oh, isn't it since Hecox?
He's also 36, yeah.
What year?
88 or 87?
87.
So they're older.
They're 37.
They'll be 37 this year.
I'm only going to be 36 this year.
So they're older.
I'm 88.
I knew they were older.
That's crazy.
I think me and Shane are the same. I think me and Shayna are the same.
Oh, me and Brenda Song are the same age.
She's 80.
She just turned 36.
Oh, wow.
Yeah.
Who else did we realize was your age?
I forget.
There's someone real –
Recently?
Yeah.
I forgot who we were talking about.
Emma Stone.
Emma Stone.
Oh, yeah.
That's so weird.
I was like she was like older than me too.
Yeah.
That's so crazy.
Shout out to all the 36 years.
Born in 88. It's a crazy. Shout out to all the 36 years. Born in 88.
It's a great, great time to be born.
And congrats to Shane and Courtney.
Congrats.
I don't know.
It was all over my ex page.
And you thought it was a prank this whole time.
I thought it was a prank.
I was like, why do people care this much?
But I guess Shmosh has always been for like young kids.
So I thought, okay, young kids probably like love this.
I think a lot of people grew up with them too it's like one of those
situations where you have like attachment like when zoella announced her baby you know everyone
that grew up with her baby you know like something along those lines they do look like brother and
sister a little bit i think they're just white so like can't relate don't know what that is
that could be it is funny it is weird when you see people that is true
specifically caucasian people they do look so much like each other and you're just like
i don't know i was never attracted to people that looked like me and was like different like
you know what i mean i think so too but people say me and my boyfriend look oh like but we're
both just latino so i don't know if that has yeah because we don't really look alike besides
that i'm trying to think i think i saw a
picture of him right but he was wearing my glasses so i think i was like he looks like you yeah and
i was like he's wearing my glasses but guys it's harder because i think you guys morph in like guys
morph into each other too like a lot of my gay couple friends they kind of like morphed into
each other like we have a really close gay couple friend and they're like kind of like
each other now i guess because you share a lot of like clothes yeah maybe haircuts just you're
influenced by each other
I mean we're turning more into each other like Moses
definitely wearing more like pink
yeah more pink more flamboyant
like when I met him he was always in like button
up like um like what those polo
work shorts like navy blue and now you're always
wearing like crazy colorful outfits and stuff
and I love it well we are in the show
no you wear that just for our date night you wore that
them down in four years ago.
Yeah, because that's
the kind of shirt
I would wear.
But no, when I met you,
you always wore
those navy blue.
We met in quarantine.
You were still working,
though.
You would go to job sites
and you would have
those outfits.
That would be my work outfit.
That was also your date outfit.
You still wear the same outfit.
You had one outfit
when you came to my house.
It was like Christmas pants
and Aloha only shirt.
You still wear it to this day.
And that's the Moses
that I know. But now you wear more like... If it's comfortable, your that's the moses that i know but now you wear more like comfortable i'll wear it for you no no
but now you're wearing like elvis outfits you're wearing like you know you wear my clothes actually
you wear my clothes you wear my elvis hoodie my zoo hoodie you always wear my sad boy hoodie you
always wear like twilight hoodie you wear like he's always wearing my hoodie so i'm like you
should never tell me not to buy a hoodie because you wear them all the time i've never said my joshua tree hoodie if i i just grab a hoodie
whatever is there yeah you wear my clothes he wears my clothes more than i wear his clothes
it's not like i wear your dresses no i wish you would though i know he doesn't like that he doesn't
love cross-dressing i love it though i wish he would even for tiktoks like you always see like
the guy wearing the girls's dress and i think it's funny and he like will never do it i was like okay so whatever
john cena would like you sneaky so did you ever watch it we finished it finally i tried to watch
it with my boyfriend actually like it he was down to watch it but he said no to my first movie that
i wanted to watch which was i forget what it was. It was, I forget what it was.
It was like a, oh, oh, oh, it was Glenn Powell.
Another Glenn Powell comedy or something.
Which one? I forget what it is.
It's on Netflix. He's with Zoe Deutsch.
I don't know her. I know the name,
but I've never seen her face, I don't think.
It's very Anyone But You-vised.
It was like a Netflix original. Oh, I love that.
I love movies like that. And he turned it down, and then
after that, I was like, I made him sit through me looking at trailers for 20 minutes, and I was like, actually,. Oh, I love that. I love movies like that. And he turned it down and then after that I was like, I made him like sit through me
looking at trailers for 20 minutes
and I was like,
actually, I don't want to watch anything.
Oh, we definitely go through that too.
We're like,
I guess we'll just watch TikTok
or something or nothing.
I want to watch Burlesque again.
Did you ever see that one?
No, I still haven't seen Burlesque.
Huh?
I still haven't seen it.
I don't need to re-watch it.
Did we watch it?
I feel like we watched it
but I want to re-watch it
because Alan Cumming is in it
and I feel like we didn't appreciate him
the first time around.
Eric Dane's in it. I think he it? I feel like we watched it, but I want to re-watch it because Alan Cumming is in it and I feel like we didn't appreciate him the first time around. Eric Dane's in it.
I think he's in Euphoria. Yes.
The hot dad.
With the sexual
quirks. Oh,
yeah. You said he had a scene with the girl
you like. Yes, Hunter Schaefer.
Who was dating Rosalia. Did you know that?
Oh, yeah. Random. Rosalia's now with the guy
from The Bear. I know.
What the heck?
Hollywood, man.
Oh, yeah.
And we got one more.
Eugenia Cooney.
Yes.
We always have to save the downer story for last.
Poor Eugenia.
I really actually do feel really bad for her.
Me too.
Like, anyone that's like, I worry about JoJo, but I feel like she's going to be okay.
Eugenia, it's like, is she okay?
And why is no one helping her?
Like, her friends have tried to help her.
Like, what's going on?
Now, TikTok has banned people searching for her yeah so on tiktok now um let me pull that
up it's funny because like she used to come up we would see her i never see her yeah i thought she
was good i thought she stopped posting or something i just forgot that she existed yeah so tiktok is
blocking users from searching for her like you can only find her via like if you click on a hashtag, then like some of her stuff will pop up.
But if you search her name, nothing will come up and you'll get like a message directing to the National Alliance for Eating Disorders.
Wow.
Yeah.
So but how can they do that?
Isn't that like kind of diagnosing her?
I guess.
I don't know.
I mean.
I don't know.
And how.
It's kind of, I mean, right.
It has, it's kind of just apparent.
What if she's in like recovery though, right?
Where isn't people saying she was like gaining some weight, you know, maybe that's like not
her thinnest or something.
I don't know.
I don't know.
It seems weird.
It seems like she could sue them.
Well, I guess they're just saying, hey, I think some of our videos even will say, like,
if you need help, like, there's, like, a depression.
Yeah, like the Lauren Gray one.
Oh, right, right.
So maybe they're just putting out in general.
Well, I think it picks up because she said, like, Lauren said, like, when I had my eating
disorder.
So I think it picks up when she said that, like, in the transcript.
And then.
Do you think Eugene has ever said that?
Like, I don't have an eating disorder or something? don't think i don't think she's on i think on twitch she has
because i remember she used to get like a lot of like people who would pay to send the message so
like you know you get the big pop-up and she's always denied it yeah she's always said no i don't
have one i think so i think so well remember there was that one time where she did like go off the
internet a little bit and she said she was getting help.
Do you remember that era?
Yeah.
Like didn't Shane do a whole docuseries about her?
Did he ever like dive into anything or no?
No.
I remember watching it, but it was just that one video.
And like he talked to her mom, I think, but it seemed like everything was good.
And then remember there was that TMZ article where they talked to one of the police officers in her town because people were calling
in to do like a wellness check and he said that nothing was wrong with her who said who said
nothing was a detective he said we're not detective someone he worked for like the police basically
because they were getting all these 911 calls in our town of people like wanting to do a wellness
check on her like viewers because they were like worried for her. And this police officer.
Detective.
Whatever.
I forget his title.
But he was like you know.
Me and Eugenia have a thing.
Where like she puts this little thing up in the background of her videos.
If she ever needs me.
Or whatever.
And then that's how he'll know that he has to like intervene.
Yeah.
But like sick people don't really know they're sick.
You know.
And I.
So why are they.
Did TikTok ever say why they're banning the searches?
No.
People just started noticing.
And what would come up?
You can't search her name.
Like literally like none of her content comes up if you search her name.
If you search it right now, nothing comes up.
Yeah.
And then you would get the message for the eating disorders.
The National Alliance for Eating Disorders.
I think that's good. so they must not be able to
like ban her i guess well remember she was banned for like 24 hours that one time but that i think
that was like a weird you know they randomly ban people and then they get reinstated like
terry jo always says that right right do you think it's like because people are like looking to her
for like thinspo or i think so i think there's definitely like
uh like a community of people who probably do that because even like on youtube like
there's like code words to search for if you want content to help enable your ed like uh there's
back in my like when i was in high school i remember like my friend showed me this it was like
mia i forget what the anorexia one was but like bulimia was like mia it was like mia tips you
would search up and it'd be girls giving me tips on how to purge basically oh my god yeah that's
so sad so there is like people seeking that like content you know to like kind of reaffirm their ED
what's body checking
I don't know
how I would define it is that when
because people would always say
like when Colleen was
next to me she'd be like body checking like next
to me or something like that it's like comparing
your body to someone else that's bigger than
you the compulsive behavior
related but not
exclusive to various forms of body dysmorphic disorders uh frequently involves collecting
various information about one's own body in terms of size shape appearance or weight
so you're like looking in the mirror to see how like yeah reflecting the camera and then if you're
like say someone with someone bigger it's like using them to kind of like affirm your own at
first i heard this
because I started hearing
this first with the
cooling thing
that we're sharing.
But now I always feel like
I feel like this is like
a thing people do.
They like to be sitting
like next to someone
like bigger
so they like
look so small.
That very well could be.
And now that's all
I think about.
But maybe that's just me.
That's my,
that's me being Rebel Wilson
over here.
But like I do think that
I'm always like,
oh my God,
do people,
I'm probably a good one to body check though because i am pretty huge
i don't think anyone looks small to be honest it's like really tiny but i'm not trying to be
incentive i'm really not okay but like okay i know you're trying to wrap this is you trying
to wrap your head around it right okay so like really tiny people right are they triggered by
me or are they like inspired by me to keep being skinny i think there's two kind of ways there's like the leo
skeppy way where now it's like oh my you're so hideous yeah and then there's like the but then
that would probably inspire them like oh my god you're so fat i want to be like this and then
also the other part is like oh i look so skinny next to you so i should stay skinny yeah okay
i'm so sorry to anyone who's like struggling with being skinny yeah or not wanting to be fat that's
true we did spend the first like hour being like it's so hard being fat but it also is hard to be
like super skinny yeah but people want to be right that's what i'm saying it's like eugenia
wants to be that she likes people saying how tiny she is yeah hence why she's showing up because
isn't it the other thing i always think too like mary can actually like people who are losing a
lot of weight sometimes they wear baggy stuff because they don't want to like show the issue yeah and she seems like she's kind of
embracing it highlighting how thin she is and I think that's again where TikTok is kind of stepping
into because there is that element of like you know like peacocking almost of like the skinniness
I guess you know because it's not just like here i am like creating content like all the
content kind of revolves around her being super thin right like it's all very let's like
a little crop top and then to the side you know right like constantly just showing the
the thigh gap and everything the full yeah do you know what her content is on live like what
she talks about i know that she used to do twitch and she used to do like gaming stuff
she used to do beauty stuff on tiktok i'm pretty sure she was like she does cosplay stuff
okay um like a lot of like outfits i remember she did like the beyonce cosplay and dance
you know i didn't see that one she's like in a black leotard or something yeah she did like
the single ladies i think that's the last time we talked so she's not talking about her weight
that's interesting the band is interesting because if she's not talking about her weight. That's interesting. The ban is interesting because if she's not talking about her weight and she is just sick,
do you ban someone for being sick?
Like you're unsearchable because you're sick and you know what I mean?
It's not like she's promoting it.
I guess she is.
I don't know.
I don't know.
That's a tough one.
It is tough.
And yeah, I mean her views have definitely gone down a lot since.
Like she used to get like at least – like the lowest was like around 500K.
And then now her last one only has like 4,000 views.
Oh, they're like really shadowbending.
She has like 37,000 before that.
So like her whole like first row is all under 100K.
So.
It is scary.
I mean, it's scary.
It's sad.
I think it's like really dangerous to put out there.
I mean, some people could argue, okay, I think it's like really dangerous to put out there.
I mean some people could argue, okay, a 1,000-pound life is just as scary and dangerous.
But they don't glorify that.
Like fat is never glorified.
I feel like this is a little more glorified. Like you said, like desirable.
Like I feel like people – it's very – I mean gaining is like a whole thing.
There is a community for gaining.
But I feel like for the most part it's like when it comes to like EDs especially, it's
like people want affirmation to be skinny.
Like, oh, like I don't want to eat.
Like let me see someone skinny.
You know what I mean?
That's what I wonder.
I wonder if it's more motivating to watch someone like Eugenia or someone to watch like
someone like me and be like what's more motivating for them to be skinny.
That's true.
I don't know.
Should I be banned?
You know what I mean?
Like because I eat.
Do you know what I mean? Like because I eat. Do you know what I mean?
Like am I promoting – are people so disgusted?
Like it's kind of why fast food doesn't like fat people to advertise for them.
But shout out Wendy's for sending PR.
But it's like I think in general they don't want people to be like, oh, I'm going to look like that if I eat Wendy's.
I don't know.
I think – but people see you enjoying food and it always makes you want it.
Like every time you post, I'm like, oh, that looks so good.
And I don't look like – okay.
Right.
But then I don't want to have that double chin.
You know what I mean?
Like I have or something.
No.
Okay.
No.
I don't want to trigger anyone.
That's my point of all this.
I feel like it's a weird discussion but I'm like I don't want to trigger – I'm
going to want to be banned because I'm like what if I'm people's thin spo because
they're like, well, I don't want to look like that.
Because people say that on my mukbangs.
They'll be like, thank you for making me not want to eat today.
That's terrible.
I think it's the haters.
But I always see that a lot on Twitter.
There's literally a hashtag right now.
Literally, I never look, really.
And I don't really see bad comments.
But there's like a hashtag now.
And it's like, I get these.
Like, they spam me for a while.
It's like, Trisha Fats.
It was like, the chicken one.
The chicken I posted.
I just posted the chicken thing on Twitter. And all the spam comments are like, Trisha Fats. The chicken one, the chicken I posted. I just posted the chicken thing on Twitter.
All the spam comments are like, Trisha Fats.
Trisha can't stop eating. I was like, wait,
what? Oh my God. Yeah.
I think it's the same account. It's always
a picture of me looking ugly in the profile pic.
I think they just create all these accounts.
I never see it. It doesn't happen much, but
I was like, damn, okay.
No. It's just chicken and rice. It wasn't that
crazy, damn. I know.
And mac and cheese and french fries.
I would love to do a video with Eugenia, whether it's a podcast or like just like even like
a mukbang or something.
Like, you know what I mean?
Not even a mukbang.
Just like a sitting in the car eating video.
You know what I mean?
Has she ever eaten on camera?
That's what I'm saying.
I actually genuinely don't know.
I don't think it needs to be like
proven but i think it's like it would comfort people you know what i mean like when i eat
salads and people are like yeah you should be healthy you know what i mean like i think it's
comforting yeah because i mean i don't really watch or but some people with eds for real and
i mean it's so sincere like they'll be like oh like you've helped me like i eat with you or
something i can eat like a bite with you you know what i mean i see that stuff way more to be honest so the offer is out
there eugenia and it's not to prove anyone anything but if you just like you know want to
eat with me yeah every time we talk about it i never know period i guess just because i don't
keep up with the content is like hard to watch just like when you already struggle with your
weight you know what i mean it's like it's hard to watch it's hard to consume that kind of content
and just like seeing someone like be obviously kind of like unwell you know but also i don't
know very like much about her but also i feel like she's sweet and in general yeah people say
she's nice yeah like i don't think she's
not mean yeah so it makes it even harder to like be super critical because i don't know if it's just like a psychological thing you know it's like we can really right it's an ed is like a
form of mental illness so can you like totally that's what i'm saying bully someone for being
like yeah like can you ban someone because they're sick? I think, like, with some mental illness, it's like if you're, like, spouting a lot of, like, hurtful rhetoric or something.
Totally.
Like when he got banned from Twitter for a bad time.
Oh, for sure.
Yeah.
Hate speech.
And he obviously had, like, some mental illness, you know?
So I think stuff like that.
Yeah, but I don't think she's doing that.
Yeah.
But, I mean, she can still create.
Like, her stuff is just harder to find.
I don't know.
I wish TikTok released, like, a statement or something because they do it, but, like,
I'm not, like, explaining.
I guess they don't have to.
Yeah.
Johnny Gilbert used to be friends with her, maybe.
Oh, yeah.
She was friends with a lot of people.
Social Repos, Onision, Jacqueline Glenn.
Hmm.
Shane, let's get a docuseries going.
A real one. You should do, like, a hard-hitting one i would love to
be on the podcast eugenia is she in california i think i like to talk to her is she in california
i think i could handle it sensitively because i do feel for her i would just like to know like
she probably would never admit to having an eating disorder but just like what are her thoughts on
being banned what are her thoughts on people talking about her body because she hasn't talked
about it like people comment on her body no i don't think she's ever done it like directly.
Like she's never sat down and been like addressed it directly.
But she'll talk about like people saying like mean comments or whatever.
You know.
When I feel like yeah.
I'm sure there are mean ones.
But I think a lot of them are also like well intentioned as far as like people being concerned.
Concerned.
Yeah.
Wanting her to do well.
You know.
It's always so tough to talk about her. I know really hope none of it came across in this if i just try to understand i like can't
grasp it you know what i mean but um i'm sure a lot of people do and i think a lot of people do
grasp it and that's why they're concerned they're like i actually know where this is coming from
you know like i can't fathom that but like other people kind of like this is this this and this
they recognize it yeah you're right it's hard for us to like fathom that because all our like problems with food are like are literally on such the opposite spectrum.
So it's hard to like –
In my head, I'm like you can never be too skinny.
And then it's like, you know, then there's those with the Eugenia.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
There might be an issue here.
Yeah.
All right, Eugenia.
Well.
Wish her well genuinely though like yeah all the influencers
like i just hope she's just okay and yeah and eds are awful especially when you have extreme ones
and like you said we're like on the opposite spectrum and i feel like i think it was rebel
wilson who said she'd rather be overnourished than undernourished and i was like yeah she spilled
read the rebel Rising book.
It's inspirational for everyone,
but especially fat people.
It's very inspirational.
It is.
She gets it.
I get her there.
I love that every hot topic has come back to Rebel Wilson today.
This is the Rebel Wilson episode.
She's not in the title.
I'm not clickable enough,
but we love you.
Come on the podcast.
You're great.
She's the L in our life.
We're going to call Gigi.
Gigi, connect us to Rebel Wilson, please. Oh, yeah. God, she really is. Great podcast. You're great. She's the L in our life. We're going to call Gigi. Gigi, connect us to Rebel Wilson,
please. Oh, yeah. God, she really is going to do a great job.
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