Just Trish - Just Trish 257 - Mar 10, 2026

Episode Date: March 10, 2026

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You can get away with so much one, you're fat, because we're like, she's fat, ew. T. You don't care about her. But if it is Cody, if it was Cody, which I know it's not. There's just no way in hell she would like rage bait that. If it is Cody, or canceling. Because that's crazy. But there's just no way, right?

There's no way. I mean, just Trish-shaped Patrick's Day edition, even though we're two weeks out. We're still celebrating here at the great land of Trisherland. Okay, look up the Trish is here. Okay, Leproons. shamrock shakes, sham rocks for leafflowers. The luck is with us all. And I feel so lucky.

I really feel so lucky. Nothing extraordinary has happened this month, but I really feel so lucky. I'm like, I woke up today. I feel lucky. She's so lucky. She's a star. And I just,

I really wish I was doing a St. Patrick's Day concert. I wish I was doing so much more than I am already doing for St. Patrick's Day. But I'm going out and celebrating. Coldstone has. Lucky charms. We're going to make lepercon popcorn tomorrow. I'm doing as much as I can.

Mine is the corned beef and hash. Jimmy, he's like, Kushaim was, make it absolutely not. That's diabolical. I will never do that. But everything else, luck of the Irish to you. And I really feel like I nail an Irish

accent. And shout to all the Ireland people out there. Colin Farrell, Nicola Cochlin, Adam McIntyre. Sorry, I don't give you enough credit. Conan O'Brien. He seems Irish.

You too. Shout out. all the Irish people we love you Am I missing? Barry Keoggan Is he Irish? He's Irish? He's like a lepercon.

Work. I was just going to name Redheads and think that they're Irish Sadie Sink is Sadie Sink Irish? She seems like if they all claim it. All redheads claim it. All redheads claim it.

Somewhere down the line. They're like, oh, I'm Irish. Yeah. I think Rosio Donald's Irish actually. I think she's over there. Yeah. Shout out Rosie O'Donnell. Shout to everyone.

I guess anyone with O'Grady, O'Donnell. You know, anybody. Okay, Sadie Sink is Irish. Work. Shout out Sadie Sting. What about the one with a hard name to say, and she's in lovely bones? And I always see her name wrong. Oh, Shersha.

Shersha, Rohnen. Yes, that's Irish. Yes, Shursa. How do you say it? Sursa. Sersha. Sersha? Yeah.

I think that's a very common name. And I think it's like Amanda because everyone's like, oh, there's a common name, Shersha. I love that name. Sersha, we love you. God, there's just so many Irish things. Also, Irish sounds like Trish, which I love. I love a Trish. She's candy has Irish cream and else like Trish cream.

I wish we had the Trish creams down here because you always get those Irish creams. Jimmy inserted right here. It looks like my name and I just, I'm a narcissistic, I guess, because I just like my name and everything. I did black out and I did get a Dior purse. So I blacked out. So. I blacked out.

I know, but this is, okay, it's peak four-leaf clovers. It is really cute. It's really cute, right? I was like, and Becca Bloom had just got the same one in green. So I was like, wow, I feel very established. I know Moses, whenever he knows a fancy box when he sees one. He'll be like, that looks like an expensive thing. that just came in because the expensive boxes have these like little how do you know actually you tell me how you knew

because he's like that looks expensive and i've got a couple of these in one was a glass pitcher from dior that had a shamrock in it so i had to say they're not all purses only one was a purse but how do you know i say a couple it was probably more like there there's been a spree well you've seen the display i mean it's up there i'm displaying my shamrocks dior came out with a shamrock collection not been opened yet but i'm saying which ones there's um because for example a box showed up and then there was like a blue just like a blue fabric candle coming out and I'm like I know this blue because this blue goes with the orange and the orange of Louis Vuitton. So like so like I really know because I know colors and shapes and then that was a pre-order that one I forgot I ordered that was a while ago that was a pre-order from

three months ago okay I didn't I forgot. They're all coming up now for some reason. I know I don't know why I really want them to stop because I'm like okay I'm done now and um they usually are taped they ask for my signature they're done now they're done done now they're done done you know well I had to get these because I lost my shamrock sunglasses. I think they left them at Underwood Family Farms. If you've seen them at Underwood Family Farms, it's my favorite one. My Gorse got them on, honey. A goats got them.

They're passing them around. And they're feeling fierce, as they should. Yeah, okay. But Goal has more power to them. I'm definitely putting them down. The goats are filling their oats with those honeys on one. Well, you know what? I do think of that sometimes.

I think sometimes someone needed them more than me. And I'm like, you know what? So I had to get, I had to reordered. They were sold out of those ones. So I reordered these ones. You know what you should have done? you should have posted a TikTok and asked if any of your friends have like a pair

that they can Uber you. I feel like we need another one like we need another like halter top gate like I've been like I need another a high like a drama of that store. I should I should ask like so old followers like you can lend me something that's good one. Who can let me $10,000? Forever St. Patrick's Day you guys

does anyone have these shamrock? Yes. Tortish Shell specifically shamrock glasses You know what? You should try it. Let me know. Any ER nurse. out there let us know you better get them to me within an hour because I need them for today because most like isn't St. Patrick's Day like two weeks away I'm like yes but the

content we start today yeah otherwise if you start on St. Patrick's Day you're too late who's gonna see the content like I was like what so I have been getting and then of course I'm sitting like this because I also want to show my hate day I know I know I know I know just just literally just yell at me crucify me it's Easter you know what I mean like just Someone on TikTok was like, here's how to make, what was it? It was Easter tomb donuts.

And it was like the tomb. The donut was a tomb. And then it had like the cross popsicle sticks for like Jesus rising. I was like, that's wild. Like we're making tomb snacks. Anyways. You know,

I just really am embracing the luckyness. Every year I'm like, I hate St. Patrick's Day. So it's like such a stupid holiday. Like who celebrates it. And now I'm like, I really love it. It's the number one fan. Number one fan, really.

And I went to go get a shamrock shake, and I've really just been in my lucky era. But all that to say, did you see the glam room? So organized. Wow. And that was at the end of the day. We had done my closet.

And at the end of the day, we had a couple hours left when the kids were sleeping. And I was like, let's go downstairs, maybe just start this. And we got so much done. It's so clean. It's going to be completely... Your bag is inside the big fuzzy bag.

You had a whiteboard, a bag. a bag, like all your stuff I kept in the pink fuzzy bag in case. Your makeup wasn't here because I was like okay, we cannot lose that, but it was right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I had, I have like, there was a bag, your whiteboard, your brain quest things were in there. So I was like, okay, let's just keep. Yeah, all the stuff I made sure to keep. But we finally got

organized. Shout out, Mani, A. A.E. organized. She's amazing. She's a one-woman show. She's amazing. And that was our weekend, was organizing and getting ready for St. Patrick's Day week. I love all the prep. Yeah. I love, I just love it. I love it.

And today afterwards, we're going to go on a family trip to Target and go get lucky charms to make leprechaun popcorn. And we're just going to look really fun. How sweet? Yeah. It's going to be, it's going to be lit. How are you? How are you? I'm good.

Did you do something this weekend? I looked at houses and then, oh, I went on flopcast, which I was very honored that flopcast. Is it out? It's out Friday this week. So be seated. You did not help me. And I got all my news from Oscar. crave and I'm like well Oscar didn't even tell me this I know well I was gonna keep it a secret

because I really wanted to clickbait my vlog and the clickbait was starting a new podcast and then I was gonna put like a little question mark over um page and molly so we're gonna add sense honey you but um yeah that would be good are you gonna do it I'm still gonna do it but now the bit is gone like the clickbait is gone but I feel like the girls will usually feed into my delusions anyway and will probably just like comment and pretend to be gagged wait so how juicy did you get on it? How did you see? Talked about eating ass for like a good 20 minutes.

So that was, it was pretty juicy. 20 minutes. Yeah, really became up. What is happening on that block cast? Yeah, that was a flop topic, if you will. Oh my gosh. I love that. I do.

I didn't know. Did you say any other tea or no? I don't want to name any more tea if there's no more tea. You share. That's it? I mean, it got into a lot of topics. We talked about all the girls, a lot of Michaela. It was pretty powerful.

Yeah, it's pretty poppin. Kia Asylum, of course. They love talking about the Kia Asylum. I love that too. And the pop girls and the flop girls. And it was a good time. I was intimidated because they are so funny, Paige and Molly. Like, I really felt like I had to be like on my A game.

Even when like when Paige started a group text with us, I was like really trying to be like on it and snappy. They're like, let us know if you have any topics you don't want to talk about. And I was trying to think of something funny. I love that. But then I panicked. And I was like, just don't ask me about Hassan Pikers. Bush. I can't give you my thoughts on it. I don't know why that was the first thing that came to my mind. Like me trying to be funny. And what did they say? We're like, okay, no worries. Got it. We want,

what if you just had me? What if you're like? I don't want to talk about Trish. I should. That actually would have been funnier. I think that's so funny. That would have been a lot of funnier. Did you end up talking about Hassan? Yeah, of course. Like how could I not? Not that. Not Bush, I don't think. No. No, I don't think but. I mean, it kind of blacked out though. So maybe, but. Oops, I blacked out. Yeah. I know, Paige. What is Molly from? She is, ironically, has been, like, at the site of a lot of your Trish Storic events. She was at your, um, Trish's Broadway Dream show.

No way. Yeah, she was there with Theater Lee. And then she also was working the, or helping out the, I think actually, not working. She just went to the Wicked Premiere and she said she gave Moses a wristband so he can get free drinks. And they were really gout. Yeah. Molly?

Yeah. And she was like really gagged to meet Moses. And they took a photo. Do you remember this? It was Molly and another girl, her friend. And they were like so gagged to meet you. Like they were very excited. And they gave you a wristband.

And you were just waiting because Trisha was doing like behind because Trisha was doing the interviews. And she was like, we met Moses and I gave him a wristband. And I was like, you can go over there and you can get free drinks. Wow. Was it on the carpet? Oh, okay. The weakest premiere. I was thinking about Beetlejuice.

Oh, wicked. Yeah. On the carpet. Yeah. Let me see your face. I'll look. Yeah. Of course I remember.

I know. She does look familiar to me too. And I've always looked and I'm like, how is she in proximity to page? How do they know each other? They're friends. And she also does TikTok. Like, she does TikTok in the way where she just makes like funny videos. Like she just gives her commentary and she is another like improv girl, like comedy girl.

I live. They're both like so funny together. Yeah. And I live. Yeah. I did promo for Flopcast. I know. Only for them.

Only for them. If anyone else asked me, like absolutely not. But for them, love it. They didn't ask me to be. on it. I'm sure that's coming. I have a press tour coming up soon. I'm probably waiting for you to have something to promote. I do have, so soon, soon I can go on a little press tour.

Yeah, you should definitely stop by a flopcast. It's a good time. Good time. Is it close? It's in the valley? Yes, it's in the valley. Yeah. Oh my God. I know. When I saw it on, I was like, I didn't know what you're going on. That's so exciting. I like when you do interviews, I think they're funny. Do they ask like your backstory like, so where did you grow up? I don't think so, actually. We kind of just went straight into it.

It was like guns ablazing. Like hot topics. A little bit of everything. You're like a commentator. I feel like if you were doing on Chelsea Handler, like you're on there for the hot topic. Very Ross on Drew Barrymore. He's like, I'm going to give you. You know, I love Ross.

Oh, me too. Okay, you love. Yeah. Okay. I do too. I just don't know if he's like cool anymore. I like him. No, he's still on drag race is a rumor.

He's going to host a 90-day fiancee reunion. Oh my God. He's literally living your dream. Yeah, exactly. Like I'm kind of modeling my career after Ross Matthews, the hilarious, hilarious Ross Matthews. He is a hilarious. I know. I love him, but I don't know if it's like millennial or boomer to like him.

You know, because my mom likes him too. And I love. I remember when he first came on Jay Leno because we used to love Jay Leno. I've met Jay Leno like so many times. And I used to love. And I was really because of Ross. And he would like go, even if it was super hero at the auditions, he was interviewing people. I didn't get interviewed by him.

But he'd go and interview people. And I was like, he was kind of bit. Boy, he really has lasted. But you're giving that where it's like, I feel like he has a character where whatever show he's on, they're like, you're going to give us Ross Matthews like gay fierce. Here's my commentary, honey. Come on, I'll do it.

Yeah. Yeah, 100%. It's good. It's good. It's a niche. A trademark, yeah. Yeah. I'm excited to see.

Tomorrow, Tuesday. Friday. Oh. Oscar Craves on it. Oscar Crave does not miss a fee. He's so... First to report the news, always. I live.

He did my campaign for IHeart Radio. He did a whole like... Were those real quotes or he just made them up, you think? Those are real quotes. Real pool quotes. Yeah. He said, Vulture said I should be married to Lincoln. I'm like, where

that quote. First of all, it would love, but like, what do you mean? My Rudolph is just going in the role? Like, that's crazy. Those are real quotes? I believe so because the people went and I remember being real. So I'm pretty sure you got them all. Yeah, real pull quotes raving your performances. And, uh, yeah, full blown awards campaign, which is fierce. I can't believe we didn't think of that. I know. Bambo's over there. I was like he came. Did you ask Craig did he did a whole flyer? He did all the, he read, and then he gave directions too, like how to go, go to I heart radio like it. Because it's sometimes it is like confused.

I know it seems kind of obvious, but it does seem confused. We've got on a hack on a Hound of Vote, not to make this all about I-Hart again. But it is coming up, March 26th. I really, you guys, I have to win. I have to win because the end of my lucky blog, I was talking to my editor, Jimmy, who edits my videos over at Blondeau Forum Day. He's doing a health and wellness vlog right now. Check it out.

I told him, like, you know, I'm going to get all the lucky footage because I'm doing a whole St. Patrick's Day, like, lucky vlog, whatever. But it has to end with me winning the I-Hart award because then I'm the luckiest girl. You know what I mean? So I have to win because that's the ending to my blog. So if I don't win, I'm just quitting YouTube forever, my main channel. So anyways, we found out a hack. You can now do 140 votes a day.

If you go to the power hour at 5 p.m. Pacific standard time, 8 p.m. Eastern time. You get 100 votes. But we found a little trick that we haven't seen anywhere. Honestly, I got a shout at my mom. Lena Padas found this out. And no one has found it. I told Moses, he's like, it's not even on Reddit. It's not online.

It's not anywhere. you go to the power hour and I guess my mom just stayed and started voting for every other category so you can vote for other categories besides me like besides me so she just stayed and voted and then after you vote for all the categories

they make you listen to a 90 seconds of a song like you have to listen to 60 seconds of a song and then after that and so you have to go all the way to the bottom right and then after that you know there's that little Jimmy maybe you can show them there's a slider instead of 100 it goes to 140 so you get 40 extra votes if you vote for

everybody like vote in each category then listen to the song for 60 seconds, they give you an extra 40. And I don't even think it's like a, gee, I think it's just something people don't know. No, they want to encourage people to vote to other people because, you know, we all go there, we vote for you and we leave. So they want them to vote further.

So I just go and I vote bed bunny, bad bunny, bed bunny, bed bunny, and then I listen to a, you know, Cardi B for 60 seconds. We said Taylor Swift was one for 60 seconds. You're like, oh, they make you listen to Taylor Swift. Was it lucky? What was it? What was it?

came up. Ophelia or something. Oh, yeah. So there you go. A little hack if you guys do the 140 votes at the power hour. That's very exciting. And if you want a chance to win $100,000, you have to make sure that you cast your votes. And one lucky voter may or may not win a hundred thousand dollars tax free as well. It's a fake news. My mom sent your comment. I mean, mom, that's a spam. That's not real. That's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a. Don't look at it. A lot? Yeah, she's like, no.

I go to his account and it's the boot check mark. And I was like, where is it? Like, I'm trying to figure this out. And I was like, mom, it's a scam. Don't look. Oh my God. That was crazy. Because I really was 10 knows down.

Like, it's a scam. It's a scam. Oh, that kills me. Crazy. My mom was like, oh, my God. Oscar said you can win 100. I was like, you're scamming the boomers out there. Oh my gosh.

Not real. Fake news. Oscar is just gagged. Would love, wish I could. Spend it on Dior, you know, not 100,000. But no, I thought I had a little buyer's remorse. I had a little shopper's guilt after. That is funny.

Anyways. Did you vote? Are you voting? I did. Yes. When you posted it, what was it, that one day. One day? That one day, the whole day was the power hour.

Yeah. Yes. I was like, let me lock in here. No, I loved it. I was like, well, every day you can get double votes. I'm like, well, not the whole day, though. Yeah, the whole day is a big deal. Yeah, because you have to set your time or 5 p.m. to be ready.

Yeah, with the time change and stuff, it's hard to remember. But, like, if it's all day, you can really just be locked in. Time changes. Your phone. But tension doesn't, it's not a thing anymore. It does. It does. Everybody was off, me included.

I was off this morning. I was supposed to have a wig on. And then, like, halfway through, I'm like, oh, are we? He's like, oh, do you say wig? I was like, yeah. But you know what? It's good. Everyone's just a little, we're all a little off time.

Love you, Tony. Mm-hmm. But everyone. I felt it too. I felt, I think Malibu felt. Everyone felt it. We're all like, what's going on? Yeah, the first hour of the morning is different.

First hour of the morning. Yeah, because it was dark. We woke up at 645 and it's like darker today. I know for the morning girls. Yeah. Sad news to Pango Social's closing. This is so specific. This is so specific local news.

And I thought the same thing. I saw TikTok about it. The Spengo Social is this like quirky little food course. supposed to be like the cool I don't know what do we just call like higher end places it's like yes it's like a food court of really fancy

like eateries like are in around the L.A. is it or the country Yeah L.A. country and yeah but someone described it as like it was supposed to be all these fancy restaurants in like one spot but like the worst versions of them because like they all never had a cool truck version of food truck version didn't have the full menu half of them were closed all the time we would go

literally primetime lunch we'd go primetime lunch like no one's open yeah and it was like it's it is a good concept it's 60,000 square feet which I learned over where I was invested moz was invested Ari was invested everyone in this area was like to pangas social's closing like it's only been there three years yeah Westfield has taken over the mall is going to be like well I guess the investors were just like bye we're done with this so what's going to happen all those baniye box is gone I know I'm a little scared but I guess I sent it to derian and I was like this is I got my 9-11 which I've been saying a lot Maybe I should limit like what equates a 9-11 for me personally. But he did further investigating.

He said, yeah, Westfield's going to buy it over and just like replace it with different eateries. But yeah, it is kind of odd. It's all these like really fancy places. They all are supposed to like share a kitchen, which was supposed to like cut down on costs and stuff too. But every time we go, it's like literally there's like one person working like the front and they're just like sitting there bored. Like there's never. There's never food. Yeah.

I always want to go and get some mozzarella like that. We went before the movies. Yeah. And basically before the, everything is closed. We found one person that was able to make a coffee. Coffee at Benye Box. For like 10 minutes. It took them to make that one.

Yeah, nobody was working. It was definitely. And it was like, again, like lunch hour. Like it was prime time. I would think. Dintai Fung is supposed to go in there though. I do love a Dintai Fung. Yeah.

Good dumplings. But parking. There's only like 10 parking spots in the front. Parking is always an issue. You would park by the other food court, which is kind of like the cheap food court. And I would walk all around the mall. Yeah. The other food court's like the Pandex Prize.

It's like the usual place. Yeah. The pretzels. What else is over there? Chipotle. And then I would... Chipotle's still there. Oh my God.

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I told Moses, I don't think he was... Were you here? Were you here in the United States when this happened? What Jipole came? When Chipotle came. Do you remember or no? Let's see, yeah. It was a sunny day and I was walking to school.

And then people were running and I was like, what's going on? There's like, Chipotle is opening. Do you have a real memory of this or no? Zero. I do remember Chipotle being around, but I walked in one. I think it was, I was in middle school, so I don't think you were here yet because it was like 2003. Do you have to play where you grew up or no? Maybe you don't.

Okay, anyways. 2003, I remember, I was like in middle school and I remember watching like Ozzy Osbourne eat those giant burritos and they were humongous. And I remember they opened. one in Rockford, Illinois, like a year later, and I was like 14 or whatever. And it was so bougie, so fancy. They were so huge. The ingredients were so fresh. It was the first time I ever had vegetables in my life was at Chipotle. I got the vegetables. Someone just said this, and I don't want to rip off the bit. This is what I just said was mine, but someone had just said, I hope it was

anyone diabolical. Sometimes in my TikTok, I like scroll and I see people and I'm always like, who said this? It was nobody that I have an enemy with. But anyway, someone said this. I can't remember. But it was only like three options where it's like, you know, you could either get a bowl or a burrito, you got white rice or brown rice. And like, that's it. Now you can do all this extra stuff, but it was like very simple. You could either have like one or three things. And it was so good. The quality was so good. I remember being so excited about it. And like we caught a Chipotle like the past like a couple times. I'm not going to get a Chipotle brand sponsor if that's for sure because it is it tastes awful. Like it's like it tastes like canned

vegetables. Like it's crazy. The chicken is like not chicken. I'm a chicken connoisseur. I'm so picky when it comes to chicken. That is like not chicken in there. Like I don't know what happened to Chipoli. And I really wish they'd have a renaissance because I loved their rice. Their little cilantro rice. I like loved it. I wish they would have a renaissance. Everyone loves it. Why do they cheapen the food? Any corporate, you know, they push to make more profits. So the only way to do that is. But they all still kind of taste good. Like Wendy still tastes good. Like everything still tastes good. There's just doesn't at all. At all.

Somebody lost the plot over there. You remember that one burrito I got over in West Hollywood by my hairdressers? it just they didn't even roll it it was just like rice and veggies on a tortilla and I was like what happened that's how we get our furniture today you have to put it together yourself I guess as simple year it was it was awful

it was so bad but I don't know what happened there's there's like a news Chappalely news a couple months ago it's like they're trying to go for more high end now more like high end when that's already I would love

experience with like more premium food options. That's like supposedly their next move. So we'll see. They said that. When did that article come out? It was a couple months ago. When they did like a shareholder meeting or something, talking about their

profit. So they know. They're like we know. Probably a clip of like you talking about them now. We'll be playing there in their meeting. I feel like this is a consensus that's been happening over the past couple years. People like what happened to Pauley? You know what?

Have you seen the other fast fast. food drama that I'm like obsessed with. I love fast food drama. Maybe what was it? The Brooks Schofield in and out drama. I don't know what the drama was. I saw the burger and I'm like, oh, I want to eat those burgers.

But it was, it was jokes, right? Because she commented on the other girl and was like, ha, ha, ha. Or is this real? I'm going to, I'm choosing for my own entertainment. It's real.

To believe it's a real beef, if you will. I love it. I love it in and out drama too because it's also very niche to the West Coast. Yes. And it's like, I just love an unsurious, like, two girls fighting over beef. You know what I mean?

How did it start? I don't know. I really don't know. I just saw these big burgers they've been ordering it. I'm like, this is good. The first one was a girl on TikTok named Mads.

Like she was like, I have perfected the in and out order. I feel like I have the best in an out order. I don't get anything with you need it. But get the grilled cheese, animal style, protein style, add raw onions and chopped chilies.

She's like, I perfected it in and out order, and it was a grilled cheese, no beef patty, protein style with raw onions and chopped a jalapeno or something on it. And it was like the most unappetizing, boring. Like who waits into the 45 minute in and outline for just like vegetables and cheese with on like a thing of letter, no meat. Oh, that makes more sense about the gag of the follow up. Yes. Okay. Because she was like, I perfected it. And number one's like, you didn't perfect it.

That's probably the most chopped, boring ass in and out order. Did you memorize that order? Yeah. How did you know? So you said like, it's like a grill cheese. So I'm trying to like see what it's like. So she ordered a grill cheese, which is this bun and cheese. Yes, but no bun.

She ordered a protein style. So that's why it's so bad. Yes. Cheese. I bet like cheese in a thing of lettuce with like, okay, and in the grilled cheese is like, in the grilled cheese is instead of bread, lettuce. Okay. So cheese and then raw onions, chopped peppers. And I'm assuming maybe a tomato.

Oh, that's rage bait for sure. There's no way. She was like, yeah. I perfected an out order. And then Brooke made a TikTok. And she didn't even say her name. She's just like, I just saw TikTok of a girl saying she perfected it in and out order. And it was just a grilled cheese with like lettuce.

That she has the best in and out order. And she said, hear me out. Um, no bun, no meat. All thatched. I'm like, no bun, no meat. And I would never judge her. If she didn't say, I feel like I cracked the code, I have the best order. No, you don't.

I'm pissed, dude. And I was like, girl, that is like the worst order you could possibly get, blah, blah, blah. And then to clap back, she trolled with like this. I feel like I have the best in an out order. I get a four by four animal style. Add raw onions. My in and out won't let me get a six by six. So on the side, I get a flying Dutchman to add to the four by four for extra protein.

Four by four with the flying Dutchman. She put the flying Dutchman in the four. That was the troll. That was the best order. Yeah, that was good. I saw that one. And I was like, oh my God. That is a good order.

This is the best order. Oh, yeah. I didn't see the first one either. I didn't see the first one was like, everyone was like, girl, what is this? and yeah so then the girls were like beefing and then Brooke commented on that on the the four by four with the flying Dutchman was like wait diva are we fighting because she was that's so funny you're like here it is yeah oh I didn't know so the other girls in influencer too yeah and they were just they were going back and forth over it which is it's just so funny and then I

love when like other people like start stitching it and like start telling the narrative like first it started with mad's ordering the grilled cheese animal style and it like it kills me I'm like, this is so fun. Like, I love TikTok just for this reason. Yeah, I didn't, I was lost on all, but I just had that big burger too. And I was like, that looks pretty good. My thing is like taking a burger home, I just, it gets cold. Like, it's just hard to eat in the car.

But I do want to try it now. It does look kind of good. Oh, that sounds so good. Actually, I went to McDonald's this morning, hoping they had some French fries ready and they didn't have them ready. So I didn't even eat anything. My sham rachshack is my breakfast. And I was like, damn, I really wanted some fries.

And now that in and out sounds so good. I only get hungry on podcast days. I swear any other day I could, like, well, to like literally five o'clock and be fine, but on walk yesterdays, I feel like I need to eat everything. And because your brain is working overtime. Yeah,

needs to be fueled for sure. Well, it's just so funny because like if you, I feel like if you had responded, like no, like it would have been fine, but because it's Brooke. And then I was trying to figure out why.

And I was like, damn, once you like are too, like she's like so skinny. She's hot. She's got the big boobs. It's like you can't jester. If you don't have jester privilege,

you can't jester max. Because you're a bitch then. Yeah. But you're fat. You're like, funny. She's such a key. So you can never get like stick Ozzyk then because then you would lose your

just your privilege and then it's kind of over for you. No, never. Yeah, I can never. You can get away with so much when you're fat because we're like, oh. Tea. You don't care about her. I always sometimes I'm like damn, like if only I was like the hottest guy. Like you know, there's so many people who are just like hot like a I mean

I'm sure Rob Rosh also has a decent personality but like he's just hot you know like a hairy jousy and I'm like I'll think they get away with a lot Harry Jousy and rom because yeah that's true that's true that's true i feel like it's the opposite i feel like hot guys get away with more that's true and like if you're an ugly guy if you're like oh you're a basement but if you made like some kind of jokes at someone else's expense it's like it's not as fierce like you get away with like kind of just like being a playboy because you're hot because people still want

to like jump your bones but like i mean this was i was i was gonna save the hot topic for later but like a timothy shallomene talking about the ballet you know what i mean yes is he considered hot guy or not hot guy or we're He's like a pretty guy Timothy Chalamee. Yeah, so he doesn't have the jester privilege. I feel like he's trying to be like a little silly with it, but because... Oh, yes. Who does that remind me? There are

people who try to be funny and you're just like, God, there's like a girl that's like that and I can't think. Well, I saw a whole compilation of Benny Blanco making poop jokes. Oh. And even did not land. Like, you could see all the hosts, all the hosts are just like, okay, when he's going to be over?

Yeah, Beni Blanco. I think we got to ban him too on the Jojo C-Y and the Benny Blanco because I can't stomach it. Like, I love that they're in love. I just can't stomach it. I can't even play the clip because the stuff that you say is. Yeah, I don't. That alone may be like, what?

How did we? Interesting, because he's not even like hot and he can't even, he is his jester card also kind of gets challenged. Well, that's what I was saying. I thought hot guys get away with more. And I think ugly guys don't because I see it on TikTok all the time. Like if a guy, if a guy gets a take and he's like a little bit chubby or something, everyone's just like, well, you're fat or you should lose weight.

Like, people are so much meaner to men that are ugly and fat than like, women you know. Yeah, you're onto something. I think because I feel like even Rob like in general, I just think he's like annoying. But I'm like, well, he's even Harry Jousie. We're like, well, we kind of like Harry because why he's just like good looking. You're right. So I think maybe hot girls you can't jester max, but hot guys, you can get a jester card. Yeah. Ugly guys, ugly straight guys really got to be careful. But hot gay guys, I feel like can't really Jester Max that much unless you're a drag queen, then you do have that jester privilege. Yeah. But I feel like maybe hot gay guys can be lumped in with like the big girls.

You know what I mean? Yes, yes. That's the equivalent of it for sure. God, that is a very scientific. It is. But we nailed it. We figured it out. Yes.

Yes. Timothy Sheldman back. I'm back on the hate train, I think. You know, I was kind of on his, like, we saw Marty Supreme. I'm like, oh, he's kind of good. But I'm kind of like, ew. I'm like, ew. Like, I don't think it was a joke.

I feel like it wasn't a joke. No, I have to defend him a little bit. Oh, interesting. Because when he was talking, he was talking in general, as far as career, he wouldn't choose to go into those careers because they're not mainstream. That's all he meant. He was like, I want to go to mainstream acting movies. That's what I want to be. I don't want to revive a dying art form kind of thing.

So that's, that's way he was. I think that's no, because he said no one cares. And I think a lot of people care. I think a lot of people care about opera and ballet. I think a lot of people. I mean, it's still, it's, I, I, I, I, um, Okay, I guess I get where you were like trying to see where he was going at. I think that was...

You're just talking about these personal career choices. But he said nobody cares about these. And I think people care deeply about ballet and opera. I think they do. Just because you don't or if you don't think... But it's pretty mainstream. It's just if you're not in the arts and you're not cultured, then you don't get it. Timothy.

He's French, too, isn't he? It's like, what do you mean? Like opera and ballet, like thrive in France. Like, it sounds like a self-hating French man. Well, his mom also worked in the ballet. That's why it was kind of weird. that he said it to. But yeah, and also he's kind of said this quote since, like, 2019.

There's been a compilation of him saying it over the years. Like, why? Why? I never understand this. Like, just say you wanted to be an actor. Why do you have to be like, fuck the arts. Like, ballet, opera, like. Just say, you hit your mom. It's not, it's weird.

It's like, he said, no one cared. Yeah. The exact quote is, I don't want to be working in ballet or opera or things where it's like, hey, keep this thing alive, even though it's like no one cares about this anymore. and he said all respect to the ballet and opera people out there. And the way he said it, because I saw, I watched the cup and the way he said, he's like, you know, like all respect to like that.

But that was so disrespectful. I'm putting it wrong. Maybe you're right. Maybe he grew up on it. Actually, it's so funny. We just, okay, not to say too much, but like, we know our realtor friend of ours was like, oh yeah, my mom owned a ballet studio and he's like, I just didn't want to, he like grew up dancing.

He liked all the dancers, whatever. And he's like, I just didn't want to like go ahead. So maybe because he grew up around it so much, maybe he, He's like, nobody cares, which is just him saying it because he's like frustrated. I think the dance world, because I also come from that world, is struggling all the time. Like it's a struggle to be a dancer, to be a ballet dancer. It's a struggle. And I think he probably saw it growing up and he chose, I don't want to go into the struggling space.

I don't want to struggle. That's fine. But that's not what he said. And he said something so disrespectful. It's totally, if he said it like that, of course, people are like, yeah, that makes sense. But that's not what he said at all. He's like, why would you want to try and say something that nobody cares about? which is like so crazy.

That's actually so crazy. Yeah. Like totally, of course. Like go, obviously everyone knows dancers don't make money. Everyone knows they're underpaid, like whatever. But people follow it because it's their passion and people support it. And that's why they have donors, millioner donors who want to keep the arts alive of ballet specifically. Yeah, because it is not like mainstream.

Everyone's going to pay for it. But it's like this art form. And so, yeah, of course, if he said that people would respect it. The way he said it was so, I hated it so much. I was like, ugh. Like it gave me the biggest dick. I was like, yo. Yeah.

I think that's probably that's what he meant. But what he said was like. I think he has deeply rooted. Like he's jaded, right? He comes from the world that we don't see. Most people don't see. So he's super jaded. I like Doja Katz's response.

I love Doja Kat. I feel like we've been trying to get around the podcast for so long. She's in this area, right? She lives in this area. I love Doja Kat. I mean, you know, she's all over the place, but who isn't? You know what I mean? She's just like, one day she's a demon.

And next day she's like, spin facts about Timothy Chalamey. And it's just like, I love her. I love her. I love her response on TikTok. I love that people can just go to TikTok now. No PR person needed, no publicist needed. shall admit. Like, what does she call him? All right.

He had the nerve to stay on camera that nobody cares about it. I'm sure you can walk into an opera theater right now. Seats will be filled out when nobody's saying where does the performance is going because everybody has that much respect for it. She said people go there every day to the dance studios, dance just show up at 8 a.m. 6 a.m., whatever the f*** show up and they break and they bleed every single day just because they have respect for it. They love it. They love what they do.

It doesn't matter if the industry is having a tough time at any time, which a lot of industries have a tough time. Your industry has a tough time. My industry has a tough time. Doesn't mean people don't care about it. She actually kind of ate. She did delete it, but I'm like, girl, keep it up. Keep it up.

What? Well, Kylie probably texted her. The person who was a demon on the ceiling was like, I went to delete this profound message that I just delivered. It's like, speak louder. Like, what do you mean? She deleted it. There's a lot of Timothy and Kylie fans out there.

Yeah. Look, I like them. I do like them. I'm, you know, but I hated this so much. And I'm like, I think this deserves an apology. I feel like men never have to apologize. Yeah. Yeah, it's like, it's so interesting to me, though, because this interview is like weeks old.

Like, it's from that one, the same one where Matthew McConaughey talked about taking a dump in his toilet. And the same one where he's talking about Kylie taking him to the screening for his birthday. So that was like two or three weeks ago. He was in a bad mood that day. Something. He was on his period or something was pissing him off. It was crazy. Like, that was so weird.

Why was he in such a bad mood? The timing is so funny to me because, like, to me, I'm like, I kind of feel like someone else. there like some publicist or whatever was like let's find crazy clips of timothy shallame put them in the news and like let people take them down before the Oscars. Oh. They do do that, huh? They do like a little, they want Jacob Blurdy to win. I think they want Michael B. Jordan and I think Michael B. Jordan should take it.

I'm ready for sinners. You got to see sinners. I feel like you would get into it. Okay. I think I think things are swinging Michael B. Jordan's way. He doesn't want it yet, right? He won at the, um, what was the one? Actor Awards.

He won that one. And something else. He won another one too. But yeah. It's kind of been all over the plate. At first, people thought Timothy Chalemay was like the, he won the first two big ones,

like Golden Globes and another one. So people thought it was definitely going his way. This is for what, Marty Supreme? Marty Supreme for him, best actor. And Michael Jordan's Sinners. Yes. What's sinners again?

It's scary. Vampires? It's, it's technically, I guess, would be considered a horror, but it's, I don't know.

It's, it's not that much of a horror. It's... There is, like, vampires. There is, like, blood and stuff, but it's... Not too bad. Yeah. We need to watch these before Oscar weekend this weekend.

Yeah, I think you would get into sinners. Like, it's so... I love, like, the costume, it has good music. The performances are great. I'll watch it. It's a good... Yeah. I'll watch that.

I didn't want to watch Frankenstein, too. I haven't watched that one either, but I'm gonna... So, it's just, like, so funny. And also, like, there was... Jesse, there was another kind of weird thing with a there was a Jesse Buckley interview going viral and she's like she's won every single award threat awards season for best actress for for Hamnitz and then she's been winning every single like best actress oh best actress um so she's pretty much like the one all near guarantee to win at

the Oscars for best actress for Hamnet and then last week there was um an interview that was like three months old of her talking about like how she made her boyfriend get rid of his cat and how she hates cats and it's so old and i was like damn someone's trying to knock her down to and take her out of the race it's so like oh my god i hope i never get out of april ask her oh my god all mine come out mouthfully better like malphoid better not run any shenanigans okay because i'll i'll fire that right back honey okay oh that's true that's true be careful be careful drako because i can fire right back oh that is so scary oh my god me with moses's cats that You live me forever.

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I'm the one that's allergic. That's why they were alley cats or outside. Oh, my gosh. And if they were living here, they would not be alive anymore with all the coyotes around. Very true. This is not a place for cats. No, we have like a full on three kids. But what about Moses's cats?

That was my choice. There's still there. There's hundreds in that alley. If you want to go get some, Moses has 100 cats back there. Don't tell Joey Grisheza. He will be there. Yeah, he should. That's so funny.

Was Jerry Grysuff in the news? Why did I think about him this weekend? Was he in the news? I don't think so. I thought Joey Kressaf. What was I thinking about? Oh, he said Sam Ascari asked to audition for Escape the Night, which is Britney Spears' ex-boyfriend of seven years. For what role?

I don't know. He was on foolproof. He was on the foolproof podcast. Oh, yeah, yeah. Okay. Yeah. What would he have played? Like an influencer or, like, as one of the actors?

Contestant. These are the follow-up. Oh, so an influencer. So he's one of the contestants. That's why I didn't know if he was supposed to be like an acting role on the show, like a scare actor. You're like, no. I would imagine, you know, he sees himself like tenamojo. Yeah, I guess if he's on traitors as like that.

Oh, true. Yeah. I guess Joey said no. Wow. What? It was interesting. That is very interesting. A little skip the night tease.

There is more lore from that show that comes out like all the damn time. Yes, I know. It's never ending with it. I love it. I love that forever. He'll talk about escape the night. What's that? I have Zara Larson stuck in my heads.

Oh. Like constantly. I keep have, have you heard this, you like stateside. You have the state side remix. It's in my head literally nonstop boots. That's my ego boost. My whole ain't been loose for a minute. My whole ain't been loose.

Oh my God. I don't know if that's the flex they think it is. That's crazy. That's Zara Larson. Okay, work, girl. I love that. Oh, my God. That is, um, sounds like a good one.

It is a good one. Yeah. She was just before me in LA. I really wanted to go, but I was so just going through it last week. I was so tired. I couldn't rally. But everyone was there. Vanilla Mace was there.

Cizza was there. All the girls were out. Where was she playing? The Willtern. Oh. That's a good one. I know. I'm sad.

I didn't miss Taylor Duff there because now she's at the Kia. Yeah. Not the asylum, the Kia Forum. Yeah. Is this not called Kia Forum or is it different? Still Kia Forum. Is it? Yeah.

Why don't feel like they changed it? Was it on the Inuit Dome? Was that something else? That's another, yeah, next to it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Not the same. Not the same, no. Did another fancy box arrive?

I saw you bring that in. Is that a fancy one? I would imagine. Because I had to sign for it. I'm so embarrassed. Let me see. I had to sign for it. It doesn't have more of those.

It looks kind of white inside. Usually white box inside is Dior. No. Is it more Dior? I didn't order anything else. Maybe another pair of glasses. Because the size look glasses. No.

This is Dior jewelry. Deore jewelry. Surprise. I bought you a gift. You would surprise me. I want to know. Is there only one in there? One thing in here. Yeah. Well, I was right about Dior. Yeah, you know.

You see, I have X-ray eyes. I can look at the box. I did get you something from Dior, too. Can you open it and see? What do you think it is inside? Well, it's either a necklace or earrings. But what kind? Well, obviously, we're doing St. Patrick stuff. Let's see. I'm so excited to see what it is.

I was right, earrings. What kind? Oh, they're like four clover, but they're white. Oh. It's pretty. I think I really did black out because I don't remember these. They're white. They're white clovers?

This bag is hard to get. Do I put them on right now with all my clover stuff? Wow. Oh, wow. Oh. Oops. It's funny because they're not the same. That's interesting.

Yeah, that's the new thing now is doing different earrings. They sell them as a pair. This thing has two pockets, so they don't scratch each other. Wow. So one has three and one has four. Wow. Asymmetrical. Oh, and one has a pearl and one has a CD on it.

Wow, can I wear them now? They're so pretty. I swear it's the last thing. No, I did get you one thing from Dior. I got you a shamrock shirt from Dior. I got a shirt. Because for St. Patrick's Day next week, I was like, you should wear like a little shamrock something.

Even the mug I got you was upstairs for your mug cam. Your? Yeah. Are you said a Dior mug? I was trying to do a bit. Oh my God. Okay. Matera 2.0.

I was trying to be related. I swear. I know I really did. But not us. Yeah. I have nothing to do with it. I have never been in the Dior show. So don't love me in.

We're all in this together. We are all in this together. Don't let me in with the drama. The team. spells, the TikToks, I have nothing to do with this. No, I did have regret, but I do think it's going to bring me us,

us. If it's me, it's my luck then. It's only my luck. No one else will get it. I'm trying to reinate it for all of us. We go down with you. Yes, and I think we need to go on the up. If we already invested this much into it,

literally, we got to keep, yes, we're a team. You're going to do it? Yeah, I'll put it. Thanks. And next week, I got to get those Judy Donuts. You know, I'm going to go up to Newbury Park and get those Judy donuts, see if they can do as custom St. Patrick's Day. Thank you so much. Wow.

What do you think these are, Mother of Pearl? Just so sad. I'm so sad of my glasses. It was like the last piece of this collection and theirs will down. Well, we know where they might have been. On the go. We go to the scene of the crime. On the go.

For Patreon. Have you been Underwood Family Farms? Yeah. Lately? fall October was the last time it's so fun there it's just it just feels like good to be outdoors you know just to get that fresh air

they have it they have Easter stuff coming up I just love you can't even see your earrings you gotta like yeah tuck your hair back see this is why I didn't need a wake for today because I knew my earrings were coming how they look they look good they do look good they do complete a look

I feel Michaela vibes I feel just like didn't she just do like a whole Vegas multi-part hall. Yeah, I mean, she was Hermes and Van Cleave. I mean, I'm just Dior, okay? Dior is very... Dior is mid, I feel. I mean, we love Dior, but I don't think it's kind of like mid.

Can you zoom in? There it is. Luck for everybody. You're welcome. Michaela. She was in the news. She was certainly in the news. I don't know if people are sick of her, but I'm not.

I'm actually so fascinated. I'm not either. I'm so seated. First of all, I wasn't going to say when we were talking about the burgers that I'm over rage. I hate rage bait. But I do love Michaela. I don't know if she's rage baiting though.

I don't know. I feel like she does know how to rage bait for sure. I hate all trolls. I like Michaela. I don't like any trolling. I think trolling is so annoying now. I'm just like, stop. Like, who's an annoying troll?

Someone did something that was like an annoying troll. There's been a wave of pranks lately. Yeah. People are back to doing pranks lately. Someone was, I don't know. Someone was doing annoying trolls and I was just like, I'm so over pranks, trolls. What are they called rage bait? Well, why I was rage baiting when I was rage baiting when I was rage baiting.

Everyone's like, oh, it's just rage bait. It's like, well, me, it was just like, oh, my God. Kill her. Everyone now is like, it's rage bait. It's rage bait. And it's just people being dumb, and they're probably not rage baiting. They're probably just assholes in real life. But Michaela is, has found a man.

She's on a date. She's doing it all. I love a reba. I love a quick re-rent. Also, shout out Lillia. Lillia Sky also has a boyfriend. The one we talked about last time, did you know she had a boyfriend? No.

Eddie. And she's like full. hard launch. They like were kind of romantic when they were teenagers and now they're back together and she hard launched him over the weekend. I was just like, she just announced her divorce like a couple weeks ago. I love it. Michaela too.

She's like, I'm on a date. And I was like, yeah, I just sure life goes on. Like I don't know. People are so into like the whole like grieve it, grieve it. I don't know. Why can't someone just go on dates? Why can't they meet the love of their life the next day? Divorce your husband to find the love of your life the next day.

You know what I mean? Like I think that's fine. Right? the timeline was different, right? Well, right. It takes a long time. And maybe the other person was like, okay, you need to announce a divorce already so we can be seen in public. Very fruit, very apple and banana that I watched.

Do you see the one I sent you about farting? I was going to send you that one, but I was like, let me not send you one about farting. The pair kicked the banana out for farting in bed while she was pregnant. He's like, get out of here with your stinky farts. Did you watch it? And then at the end, they all started farting. the new guy and the baby and the mom, they all were farting in bed. I guess sharing is caring.

I put the comment on there because everyone's like, wow, being kicked off for farting is crazy. And I was like, you know what? Pair was valid. And I was on his side. I was like, yeah, absolutely. It was crazy. She farted.

She was, I'm so sorry. Please don't be mad. He's like, and he throws her out of the house. Like, get out of here with your stinky farts. And she was like pregnant and goes on the street. And she's like walking. I was like, that's wild. Anyways, Michaela.

But look, yes, timelines, we don't know. Could be months, could be weeks, whatever. But I just think it's like fine. Like you said, even when you think about separate, it's like you probably been thinking about for a while. When I always reference like Catherine and Austin, like I never want to break up with anyone. I never had broken up with anyone. In fact, I stick it out to the very end until I get blocked or locked out of the house. Okay, I will stick it out to the very end.

I have never broken up with anybody. I don't know what that I even feel like. I don't know what it feels like to be like, I'm done with this. I'd be like I could feel it coming for a while. I was like, that's crazy because I've never once felt it coming. To me, I'm always like, what? Like I thought we were. Every day I try to.

I try to be like, I love you so much. Just so I'll make sure because sometimes these things come out of nowhere I feel with people. And I'm like, I don't want to be that person because I never once felt it coming when someone's blocked me and told me to get out of their lives forever. And I was like, wait, what? We were just in Puerto Rico. Like what? So anyways, what I've gathered from observing other people, like Catherine Piaz, is that her name? Yes.

Who was with Ace, Austin. Austin McBroom, Ace family. She was like, for years, we just like weren't. intimate and we weren't, you know, we knew it was coming. So it's like, obviously, people seem to know long ahead when something's over. It just takes a while to fully get over, get people out of your house, the whole thing.

So it's like once they're finally out and you've announced the divorce, only for women on this. Not for men. Because I was going to say even Desmond, but no, not Desmond, because he was a cheater. If you're a cheater, then I don't trust you because you were probably just doing some weird and then you're like blindsided. Who's Desmond?

Desmond and Christy. What? They were a hot topic where they were together. I don't know their name. I'm not invested. I'm not invested in their name. I'm not invested in their name. I'm like, oh my God, I can't believe they divorced.

Like this is like affecting me so much. Like they've been together since they were 13 years old. They have two kids. Like they just built a house together. Anyways. And so yeah, he has a new girlfriend. But no, no, not you. Because we know you're doing some shady ass shit.

Not you. But if you're, you know, damacable. And presumably the guy. were in the wrong of these Lilia and Michaela, I would assume, right? Is there a bad assumption? Yeah, because she said, guys, we got to protect Cody.

Right. So I'm assuming maybe he maybe did a little mess up somewhere. I don't know. I don't know cheating or what. But like, anyways, it doesn't matter. Who cares? No speculation here. Sorry, Michaela.

I do love you. I love you and I will respect Cody, of course. But presumably, from what we know, context clues, these men are maybe the ones that were a little dubious. So for Michaela to bounce back, I'd be like, get ready to be in me for a day. like as you should.

She took those lemmy purse. She's going to have them go to waste. She's like, you know, I took these pineapple gummies and I want to taste sweet to somebody. And she looked happy and she said it was the best date ever. No red flagged she reported. And I was like, period.

Now the speculation is that she went on a date with Manny Mewa. Where did this come from? I don't feel like he inserted himself. Sometimes, you know, when someone's really killing it in 10 million views, you want to insert yourself into it. Maybe they collabed. That is killing me.

I say no. Then there's all speculating. that her and Cody, it was Cody the whole time, because they, you know, the little, the pole is what Cody did, which that's wild girl. If you're doing the same poll that you did with your ex-sust, and that's a little wild, but I'm here for it. That's a little crazy.

Like if I just like, me and most divorce, I have a new boyfriend and all of a sudden we're just like, let's explore water and tinfish together. He's like feeding me to fit. Like that's like weird. That's like something I would have done with my husband. That might be a little, he goes to my chemical romance with his new girlfriend. Like, yeah, you know, that's kind of odd.

But hey, more power to you. hose. But if it is Cody, if it was Cody, which I know it's not. There's just no way in hell she would like rage bait that. If it is Cody, we're canceling. Because that's crazy. But there's just, there's no way, right? There's no way.

I mean, I don't know. My TikTok, TikTok is dubious and I love Michaela for just, I don't know if you're rage baiting trolling what. Like I think she has to do it because TikTok is just awful for her, I'm sure, to her, whatever. She rolls with the punches. She loves it, whatever. I don't know she loves it, but she rolls with punches.

because people really investing every sort of drama channel I follow on TikTok will be like those looks like Cody's hands and that looks like the Cody's way of the pull I'm like that's crazy I think that's absolutely crazy I think that's like a bullshit one but if I'm if I'm wrong I know I can never tell with her I really she gonna kills me because yeah she like kind of hard launched but didn't show his face and I again this gives it reminds me of Chris Olson because like last year Chris Olson was like I'm never going to go public with a relationship again like please respect my privacy like i'm never going to have a tic-tok relationship and then he does a similar thing where then he makes his boyfriend like

cosplay as superman and then wouldn't show his face but shows enough of his face where people can figure out who it is and now like michela live the divorce video just please respect my privacy like don't speculate whatever get ready with me for a hug date and it's like i'm never going to do i wouldn't even be more private about things here on out yes And I said the whiplash is kind of crazy It's like, oh I love it If only you knew the tea that was going on

But you know what? I'm gonna try to be a little bit more private right now But if you only knew What I've been up to and what's been going on You would be so gagged But I'm not gonna tell you Because I'm a more private person these days It's like girl

That makes it worse We got a pick a lane mama It escalates speculation We're all like oh so Cody did something It's like mama we got to pick a lane Like are you, are you private? Are you demure? Are you the girl who still spilling all your tea?

Yeah. No, she's a messy boost, but we like it. I'm here for it, you know? It's wild to me. It's wild. I, you know, like, I'm here for whatever. If she has to rage bait, great. I think it's real, and I would love for her to be in a relationship as she should be, you know.

She's young. I always say, don't get married. How old is she? I always think of her as, like 20. Oh, she's, okay. Why don't I like? Yeah, I mean, still so young. No, I think of her.

Or like 22. Oh, okay. Gosh, she's 27? 27, yeah. I like it. I'm here for it. Who do you think? You think it's Mandy?

Because everyone's like, oh, Mani was getting ready for a date at the same time. Yeah, so Mani also posted a Get Ready with me for a date, TikTok. And I was he in Boston? No. She was in Boston getting ready. I know. I don't know where people put together.

I think just because he was also posting like I get ready with me. And then someone commented. like a joke about Michaela and he like was going with it in the comments. I thought that was just like a ha ha ha he, but crazier things have happened, I suppose. A little lavender marriage. You know, I think those are,

I'd love that. I wish that was also around when I was younger. I love the idea of a lavender marriage. That sounds like amazing, you know what I mean? I mean, obviously I love a real marriage. I think that's better, but Moses fixing the cameras as always. But I love a real marriage, but I wouldn't mind a lavender marriage.

I think if anything happened to us, I would do a lavender marriage because it's nice to have the companionship. Yeah. Without the farting, Benny Blanco, Matthew McConaughey. Like, what is... No, that's why I sent him the fruits farting.

I was like, if any of us farts, it's out. It's over. It's out the door. That's funny. That's all my real grounds for divorce. Not cheating? Parting. Oh, not cheating.

Yeah. Well, cheating abuse, of course. Okay, of course. Even cheating. I think partying is above cheating for me. Wow. Yeah. I think, you know,

maybe. I say that because we're together all the time. I guess if we're apart, maybe. But, but, yeah, farting's crazy. Maybe Cody farted. Maybe. I was going to say, maybe that was the thing that everyone would be gagged about.

She kills me, though, because also she's posted like an onslaught of halls from, like, Vegas. And I keep thinking about, like, her, I think it was right before she announced her divorce, I think, where she was crying during, like, I get ready with me. And she's like, I met with him.

an old friend and I realized I got lost as an influencer. Like, I'm just lost in this lifestyle and I'm going back to the old Michaela. Like, I'm going back to what really matters. It was kind of giving like a hallmark movie, Hand, Montana movies, like realizing what's important in life and you're losing your old ways and then cut to all these halls in Vegas where some of it was for her friends, just fierce, but then she's buying herself the most expensive like Cartier, like she bought the nail bracelet or whatever. The diamond one.

Yes. The Van Cleave, the air meds. I'm like, oh, my gosh. The little Louis Vuitton lipstick holder. Like, she's going wild. And she's like, I'm posting a hall. And if you don't want to see a hall, keep scrolling. I'm going to wait for you to scroll.

I love that. Fares, fears. She is standing 10 toes down. It's, again, the whiplash of, like, her crying, finding herself, and then this. And also, I mean, she, this is what pissed her off last time. But she does do a little personal announcement. every time she's got a product to promote. What is she promoting?

Oh, she has this new fragrance, mama, and she says it smells like this. Yes. Sniff. Relation of sniffies or no. No. That's what I was like, wait. It is giving that. It is going to sniffies.

I love it. It's called Only Sunshine, but girl, stop filming in the TikTok app. Film outside the TikTok app because she holds it. I'm like, what does it say? What's the name? It's like flipped. Oh, okay. Okay, because like in TikTok, it doesn't flip it back, but iPhone will flip it.

So I don't know why if you have something. you're trying to show. Even people who do like brand deals, how is the brand not being like, flip that shit around? Like, that's 101. And her set is always backwards and it's only sunshine, but what the hell does it? It's like, oh, no.

I'm like, what is it? Girl, flip it. I don't know how she'd know. How do they not know? Someone tell her. I love it. But that's not fair because that's like being like, oh, Tricia always has drama when she has a show coming up.

Well, a show coming up every month. You know what I mean? It's just like, yeah. Well, no, I'm just saying her to say like, oh, she always has drama when something coming out. She always has something coming out. She's always, she's always had the lower yell or she has sniff or she has this. Well, like the POV comes out with stuff all the time. Like, you know what I mean?

Like, I feel like she always has a launch. She always has a drop. She always has a brand deal, but the launches aren't every. Like, she's been, she does get the boost when she's got the personal things going on in her life. I don't know. Which, I mean, again, that's like kind of marketing one-on-one. Like, obviously if you have something big. It's like when people go on press tours,

like they're sharing like things that are going to get headlines. You know what I mean? Yeah, she gets more views. She does get like 10 million views on these. Yeah, you get like a big plus, which is fierce. That is crazy. Yeah, it's just like. I love me, Michaela.

If you ever want to do a tall wall. I'm Diane Sawyer. Come sit on this pink one. Not Diane Sware for her. Remember with Britney? She's like, it's your fault. What did you do in this relationship? What did she?

Yeah, I was like, what the best? I'm not Diane Sawyer. But, um, but, um, but you know, I'm saying. Who is someone respected, not Matt Lauer? Like, Tyra. That's your mother. I need to interview Tyra.

I really do like her. I'm back on that. See, that's what I'm saying. She's like, she's like a pretty girl I can get away with the gesture. Because I love her. Poor Brooke can't catch a break. Yeah. Oh, Michaela.

Well, listen. Shout out, though. Yeah, T. Like, again, she is, she gives me just like, classic influencer. And listen, And if she wasn't in the influencer ecosystem, it would be so much more boring.

Like, she just gives you what you need as someone either like you, hey, dislike her or you love her. Either way, like, she is fun to talk about because she just gives you everything. Yeah, we don't have anyone like that. I'm like, okay. No, like we are lacking those people these days. Like, she will do a haul and she will be unapologetic. whereas like you were like, I'm so sorry, but I love this Dior. You know what I mean?

Yes, yeah. This is stupid. Like, I hate that. But like, I love it. And you have to be like, you know what I mean? Yes. She'll all be unapologetic. If you don't like, keep scrolling.

Keep scrolling. I'm going to buy everything in Cartier and you will never afford this, anything like this. I am spending more money than you will make in your life. But if that pisses you off, keep it scrolling. Like that is kind of fierce, I guess. I know. Yeah, Alicia tells you. I know what troll pissed me off.

I remember Zane Hajjazi. What did he do? He did, it was like, the joke was over. It was like, okay, I don't follow him on,

like, socials, but I guess on Valentine's Day, he posted with like an old lady that was his girlfriend. He's like hard launching, and it was like this old lady and him posing in romantic poses.

People that it was AI, I guess it's like a real woman or whatever. So then on, you know, I love pretty basic. Not basic unfiltered, but I love pretty basic. But I see clips of basic unfiltered pop up.

And I guess he had the girlfriend come in. I don't know. He's like, oh, babe, can you get the door? And then, like, the older lady walks in and she sits next to Zane. And he's, like, pretending that. And it's his girlfriend.

I'm like, this is a weird troll. And it is a troll, obviously. But it was just, like, not funny. Obviously, it's like Alicia and Remy too, who I'm like, okay, maybe this is funny for, like, David Doberk to be like my 70-year-old girlfriend. But, like, Rummy and Alicia were like, what? What? They're classy girls. Why are you doing this?

Like, it was giving David D'Oberg and it was embarrassing in front of the girls. I know. I'm like, David did do that. So. Literally. Literally. Literally. it's just, oh, you're right.

Yeah, just a bit. It's like, it's like 2019 all over again. It was so cringy. And I think it's, and Alicia and like, I'm obviously, I'm not saying they don't have like good sense of humorous. You can even tell. They're not giving David Doberg vlog squad cackles about it. You know what I mean?

They were very much like, this is odd. But then I guess halfway through he must have said it was a prank and that people were concerned and his like in real life friends were worried about him. It was just anyways. No one cares about them except for me, but. and Remi Alicia. We love them. Just those boys.

I just, I really can't get past them. I really can't. I'm really trying because I love. So funny. I want more. It's like obviously it's a, like, I don't know. It's so like, been there, done that. Yeah.

Like, at least Michaela's creative with her trolls. You know what I mean? And we're interested. We're seated. I don't know if anyone to see. I never even heard about that at Valentine's saying him with an old lady. I was like, okay. If Michaela did that with an old man, I'd like, that's funny.

But she needs to do that. That's so smart. I tried. Double standard. Our double standard is so funny. Of course. Because it's like, yeah, of course. But I try to do that.

I think I tried to hire an actor off like LA casting. Back like during one of my breakups, maybe of 2019, I tried to hire an old man to like pretend to be my boyfriend. But I don't know what happened. I don't know if I couldn't find anyone. Isn't that sad? And then you went to the cardboard cut out. Yeah.

I immediately went to that. That's all like it. Probably it. I was, I was queen of like trying to get a fake boyfriend for sure. I definitely was like, let me. I think the Keeta Dragon did that back in around. the same time. She did.

Michael Yerger. Yes. Yes. He married Daisy Kitch who is. Wow. We're so in the weeds. I love that you know. Because I was like, I don't think anyone knows this lore.

Oh, no. I remember that lore vividly. Well, she claims they were dating and he said it was always to boost. Yeah. Same could be said for me and my ex-boyfriends. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You never know. You know what I feel for her because, like, I don't know if there's anything wrong with her.

I know there's something wrong with me. And like, you know, some, not wrong. something, what is it when you feel attached to someone? I think it's called like histronic personality disorder. This is like before borderline. People used to diagnose me with this where you feel you may misinterpret relationships to be more than what they are. I don't know if that's like a real thing.

It's a real thing because I think that was me. And so I think sometimes you go into it knowing it's a gag or we're doing this for the views, but then you catch feelings. Maybe it's just also being a human. Yeah. Yeah. You know? But yeah, I remember feeling bad for her even at the time.

I don't know Nakita like that, but I do remember feeling bad because he kind of made like a mean video being like, no, I would never date her kind of thing. And I was like, well, you did, you were like on her and stuff. Like, why would she not think you might like her? Yeah. And I think to back then, there's also, because like a lot of God, like, she would say a lot of like famous men would be sliding her DMs and stuff. But then there's like the shame of being like a trans woman. So I feel like that there was an undertone of like transphobia. Yeah.

Like, oh, I wouldn't date her. Yeah, there was that undertone. Yeah, but he was using her for that clout. Yes. That was the 2016 thing. You just had to be there because I've been there done that too. And you just, you know, you got your feelings sometimes. Especially those hot gay guys.

Is he gay? No, he married. Yeah. Like the gay guys got you. He is like, yeah, he does. He baits the gays for sure, but he is straight. Yeah. We don't like gay baters here.

Do we? I guess. I guess the gays do. I guess the gays do. Yeah, they're paying his bills. So. Yeah, you just like a gatebater. Yeah, well, don't, not me.

I think you like a, Hassan is a gaybater. That's true. And I do like him, yeah. So you're like, not me, Ted D'Effison? He's not a gaybater. A little bit. At Desjardin, our business is helping yours. We are here to support your business through every stage of growth, from your first pitch to your first acquisition.

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Husson has us all under his spell. Wow. It is crazy. It's crazy. I don't know. I can't how. I don't know what it is. I think.

The thighs. Maybe the thighs. Yeah. You love the seat. The one where he's like seated with the open legs. Like just man. Man spreading. Is that what it's called?

Oh, yeah. That one, the one where he's like doing yoga poses or something. But what is it? I try to understand it because I don't really quite get it. What's the sexiness of it? You want to be like sitting on it? The thighs?

I get. I don't know. I'm trying to figure out. And he also squashed the watermelon with his thighs too. Yeah. Baby you should do that. No, you really could.

His thighs are so strong. Like, I'm not kidding. Oh my God, you should squeeze a watermelon. Have you ever tried it? No. The only thing we did was the pregnancy watermelon. No, you go in between your thighs and crush it. Yeah.

You could probably do it. You're like they're strong. He does that. very strong legs. Yeah, you could do it. Did they do the little one or the big one? I think it was big. Because the big one I would imagine it is easier. Okay, we're getting on a watermelon tonight and trying it. Would you mash it on TikTok? It was pretty big, yeah. Okay, because that's easier. How long to take him a couple seconds? Let's see. Or is it a slow squeeze? If you can do it, you can do it. It needs. Oh, wow, he did it for charity too. He raised $115,000.

What? How did he raise $11,000? I'll do it for $100K. get on TikTok live I think he did it for like Planned Parenthood So I love that Okay we'll do it Yeah Let's go Damn that's crazy

Yeah I guess that was in 2020 I guess I get it I'm like truly trying to think about it He's big He's handsome He's woke He's He's one of those ones

It's like him The Basement Yard boys Um I don't know They just got that like hold over over the LGBT Like it is it's wild

A hot guy's a hot guy Yeah they'll do it Hairy Jousy or styles Chest Oh I thought you were listening Other men

Hairy Yes yes he's got the hair Yeah I think people like that Uh huh Mm-hmm He really does You know Okay

Yeah I don't knock it I don't see it I don't see Hotness I don't think I don't think I see hotness. I really don't. I'm like most people are just ugly. Unless

you're Moses. Everyone else I was like, ooh. Or, uh, Mr. Shoe. Those are your... I keep seeing TikToks of his lately. I do too lately. His little spoken, he's so serious. Which ones do you see? Like, Kim, like his one, his performance where he's just like... No, he was like doing the

thong, tongue, tongue, tongue. Oh, the thong, tongue. Well, that's from glee. And then there's another one that, they just speed up his performance. He's just seeing like... Oh, yeah. Just like running on stage. Like laying on his back and his speed up. There's one where he's big really serious and he's, oh my God, I think he's talking about his like, well, the 9-11 one was one thing, but then he's talking about something that was like even like worse than 9-11, but it wasn't like that crazy. It was, and he's, I don't know, I love, he's going to be in Broadway.

He's going to be on Justin Time. He's taking over Jonathan Groff for three weeks. In between Jonathan Groff and Jeremy Jordan playing Bobby Darren is Matthew Morrison for three weeks in April. And I might be going to New York for that one thing. I think I'd tell you, well, bleep it, Jimmy. Can I go see Matthew Morrison and Justin Time? Like I I really do love him

I really do love him Gay? No No I don't think so His 9-11 story It was a girl Wow I don't know

That means anything But he's ever come out As buy or pan Or also he was trying to get With that one contestant Allegedly Undanting with the Stars And he was a girl

Part of me thinks maybe You know It's like when David Overs Like I love strippers Do you know what I mean Like it's like Okay It sounds like

Like no one just goes wrong Most of him around me like, I love pussy. Is Matthew Morrison doing that? Is he proclaiming at his one-man show? I love pussy. I love munching box. Give me that thing. I'm just saying when you have all these like girl encounters,

it seems like it's a little suss. Okay. Okay. Anyways, you doesn't get me straight. I don't ever like a straight man as like cool or anything. But Matthew Morrison is kind of cool. Okay. I like him.

I would take it out of one of his. All his one-man shows are like in the, in like the Midwest. There's like none here. There's zero happening in California. He should host it. He's one-man show. Matthew Morrison's one-man show presented by just Trish. I would love, but I did ask him to him on the podcast, and I have not gotten a response from it.

But I do love Matthew. I love Glee. I mean, he apparently addressed the rumors. That he's gay? Yeah. Would you type of Matthew Morrison gay? Yeah. Did you?

I'm a Morrison gay? The answer was Matthew Mercer is not gay highlighted. Highlighted. Who said this, though? A.I. Chat GPT. Just Google search. He is a heterosexual man who has addressed rumors about his sexuality throughout his career. The Glee actor has stated he is comfortable with his own truth.

Ah, there it is. A strong support of the LGBTQ. There it is. He's been married to Renee Puente since 2014. Oh, he's married? The children. Well, there's such a thing as lavender marriage. Honestly, whatever.

It doesn't matter. Gay or straight. Honestly, if you're straight, I don't like him, though I take it back. I didn't know. No matter gay, straight or bi-lesbian transgender live. You're on the right track. It's straight in there? You're born to survive?

You want Lady Gaga to re-ed it? Yeah. I edit that song. Yeah, because they're always awful. The ones that are fully like, I'm just straight. Like, okay. No, you're not. Not fully.

Ugh, that's annoying. That's annoying. I didn't know he was married. Ew. Hate it. Okay. I really thought he was gay. Kind of.

Or at least, you know, there, but not there. Not there. It doesn't know. He's not following you. Exactly. Oh, there you go. That's the test, the litmus test. I've been commenting.

Whatever. I love Glee. They should react. I had Glee news. I had something. There was Glee news in the news. God, I'm on Glee, TikTok. Who is it?

Oh, Liam Michelle and Jonathan Groff got back together. There's like a show where kids, have you seen it? They're like, there's like celebrity substitute teachers and the kids ask them questions. Did you see this? Like a little girl was interviewing Liam. Michelle and Lee Michelle was like, what's your talent? She goes, I can read you.

I can read you or whatever. So they did this like little bit. And then she was like, oh, God, it was so funny. And Jonathan Groff did it with Liam Michelle. Oh, is that the new TikTok they did? I think. Yeah, it was that day. Soxibrily substitute.

You never seen celebrity says, oh my God. I was so good. This little girl, like. He has another one, I think. Is John? I think Graff gay? Yes, he is gay. 100%.

Yes. Does he have wife and kids? I guess let me make sure. her. I feel like he does. I'm sure he's been out, no? I thought he got married to like Adina Mansell or something. Probably he came out in 2009. But did he like marry a woman? I thought, I swear he did. I think he married the girl from Frozen. I think so. No? I don't know who you're thinking of. Don't think of. John Griff from Lee. Jesse and James. I love him. I love him. He was on Amy Pollard's podcast this weekend. And he said he was married to Indiana Manzel?

Not on the podcast, but I swear I remember this. I'm like the biggest Jonathan Graff fan. That's why I was like, wait. Are you because you didn't even know he was gay. So how big of a fan are you? Okay. There you have a point. You got me there.

You got me there. Nothing comes up that he was ever married to a woman. He was dating Zachary Quinto. What? Yeah. Biggest Jonathan Graff fan. Drinkly and heroes? They're like hooking up.

A dating, I suppose. That's crazy. Yeah. Wow. Oh my gosh. Wow. Wow. That blows my mind. Oh my God. I love him. That's crazy. Okay. I love him even more. Work. Where do we go from there? Where were we at? I don't know. Glee news. I don't even know. We don't have to do Glee news. I can move on. I love a Glee. I love a glee. That's for sure. I did see a headline that an AIS and Dea and Tom Holland wedding photo passed 10 million likes. And my initial reaction was, who the hell is believing this? And then I remember that you were one of the 10 million.

I want to send them to you. Every time I see them. I am like, what the hell? Are we all in a mass psychosis? Why would we think that these photos would be real? Like, it's crazy. The original poster of at least the ones on Instagram did add a disclaimer that they were just AI. But a lot of people did believe that they.

They were real. And I'm like, please, what is going on? Because we have people like, you're saying, oh, $100,000 if you vote. And then people are, you're like, you are the one. You're spreading misinformation. And like, oh, wow, I can't believe people believe this. What do you mean?

A blue tag mark where mom goes to your profile. You know what I mean? Same thing. While Roaches, they're married, pictures come out. Oh my gosh, this is so cute. Like, what do you mean? It's not like we're like the apple and the fruit. Oh my God, how did the fruit have a banana?

Like, you know, we're not. Okay, we know that's not real. But if if someone's like, Cindy just got married and we see these pictures. We're like, oh, that must be the photos. One of the photos is Tom Holland holding like a Spider-Man mask, though, and I'm like... That seems like something they would do. They seem like they're funny, nichey, goofy people, and they seem like they would do that.

I thought they were so real. They looked real. I told you there's one Rob Brown Jr., the one with all them doing three Spider-Man's. Like, I love that one. I thought they were so good. I know. I know everyone in the comments. I was like, Trisha, Oscar Moses Educator on AI, but like it's sometimes good.

I don't know. The world's ending. there's many reasons the world's going to go down I don't know if AI is going to be the number one cause you know what I mean lumped in there for sure I mean lumped in there but nuclear weapons probably but that's the thing

AI will be the one to use them all right well in that case enjoy those fruit farting in bed I guess speaking of the world ending there has been an update from an asteroid that was known by NASA as a quote city killer and it

was estimated to be around 200 feet wide the asteroid yeah 200 feet what's 200 feet i don't even know six feet is moses what's so how many of those what is this room i'm so bad at this kind of stuff like metrics 200 feet would be is it this room what's it's probably like 70 meters god that's the metric system i really don't know that i'm trying to think football field one football field let's go that. Are you sure? Okay. A football field is 360 feet. So almost a football field. 360 feet. Okay. So not quite that big. Okay. So not that big. It's an asteroid? Yeah. How'd they find it? NASA found it in space. And then they estimated that it could collide with Earth in

2032 large enough to devastate a city if it struck the planet. And they also thought that it could collide with the moon at some point. And they did consider nuking the asteroid. Which was funny. Well, why didn't they? Like, stop it. That's what I never understand.

It's like, oh, it hit us. It was coming like 10 years away. It's like, well, stop it then. Why didn't they do that? That's a good question. It's not like there's humans there, you know what I mean? They're nuking other things. It's like, why don't we nuke an asteroid coming to destroy us?

That's so funny. It's true. Yeah, because I was going to ask what you would do if you were, if you were, you know, advising NASA on this matter. Well, I'm advising them right now. To nuke it. To nuke it. Like, if you see it coming, get it. Yeah.

You know? And they did, like, they run the calculations and now they're saying that they're ruling out that it would collide with the moon or earth. They're saying it would like narrowly pass by. But I guess if there's even a chance, then why not just go and nuke that thing? You know? Well, yeah, I feel like they don't have any precautions any other time. So this is the time. Who does it?

Who does it? Who does it? Who does it? Who does it? That's true. Who is the one? Can you send a nuke into space like that? In theory, yeah.

I mean, boy, if you miss it, then it goes around and comes back. That is scary. You just send a nuke into space. And what is a nuke? Most missiles go out to space and come back. Oh, it's a missile. What's it made out of? It's different metals.

But usually they do go out to space and come back. into earth. I literally have no idea how that works. So a piece of metal goes up there and it's like an explosive. Like how do you know when it goes off? When it hits the thing. Okay, so what if it hits like the moon? Or something it's not supposed to hit.

It just explodes. Probably. That's crazy. That'd be a big mess from meteor to the moon. That's wild. It's giving minions. To the moon. Or that big, you remember that crypto coin that was like,

To the moon, remember? All of them, yeah. Be I'll say to the moon? To the moon? I don't know. One of our editors, but then one of the Trish talks and I was like, I don't get this. He's like, to the moon. Shout out Taylor, but I was like, and it was like a crypto thing popped up.

I'm like, what? I didn't know that was happening. You're not crypto, bro? No. Same. I was thinking about this too because I was like, in my next blog number two, I was talking about, like, vlog number two i was talking about like houses and stuff and i literally have to do a disclaimer like if you are man first of all the demographic would lean towards women but if there's an odd

chance that there's a man watching this trying to leave like financial advice in the comments like i don't want to hear it like even the concept of getting financial advice from a man i'm like no i can't do it i can't do it i can't i don't want to hear about crypto anything oh Investments telling me, you know, what the interest rates, this, that, and third. Like, if you're a man, I don't want to hear from you. No, I know. Same. And I was like, you should get a financial advisor.

I was like, I don't listen to anyone. Like, don't get those deori. Trisha paid is my financial advice. Yeah. Which. Now I'm starting to second guess. I know. You're like, text me.

I'm like, this house. You're like, this one's cheaper, but this one's a little more. And I like, get them more. I always say, you're like, this is a little more. Get that. Then I'm just like, well, the view. It's on a hill. Maybe I'm like, no, I just get the one.

I always do think sometimes, yeah. But you know what, you're right. Makes sense it doesn't always make better. You're right, you're right, you're right. Well, I'll consult my financial advisor, Moses, and then I'll go back to you. Yeah, that's how that's to work. And I'll defer. I'll make up the decision if it's good or not.

Yeah, there you go. I will say, Moe's very good with finances. Yeah, he's very good. I remember when I met you and I was like, how do you have this much money? He's like, I just save. Save. Go figure. like, oh.

I'm like, do you ever spend money on anything? He's like, mm, you just bought a car when I met you and you're like, I bought a car. And I was like, okay. I would spend, but your case was so extreme. You would spend everything. Yeah. But you spent nothing.

Like everything. Like if she got $200,000, she'll figure out. How do I spend $200,000? How was the budget? If you get, whatever, yeah. I don't know, I met you had so much money. I was like, how? And you told me, I think we told him how much you made a month?

And I was just like, how do you have this much? And you're like, I just saved it. You said you spent money on food. You got to eat. On many things, but at the end of the day, I would not buy the things that you would buy. You're minimal. Not too minimal. You?

You don't have things. I do. I think I do. Where are they? In my office, in my building. I never seen any of your things. It's just different kind of things. I was so confused. Why don't you spend money on your artwork?

Yeah, it could be art tools for good. tools for example materials to make art usually be a camera I like like things you know technology well I consider these just part of the business I don't know I can sound I'm spending money on things it's an investment yeah he had lava mics when before I even had love of mics love mics oh yeah what did I say love love love they're love love you love a love mic I do love a love mic I just want to know how to like work it on my phone. I like the idea of people holding them. I know. I think it's fun. I just don't get them. And they don't, they don't work half the time. When I did the thing with 824,

like half the time it didn't work. I think you got to get a good one, I guess. Yeah. That's your hot topic. Okay. Oh, there was breaking news from TMZ. That really took the internet by a storm. Oh, maybe I know this one. TMZ. What happened on TMZ? They had exclusive news. Are you ready for it? Yeah. You're going to want to sit down for this one. Travis and Jason Kelsey's mom, Donna Kelsey,

is in the middle of a home renovation TMZ hasn't learned. They exclusively reported this. Oh, I thought this was a troll because it said like, they phrased it like she passed, right? Like, they did it on purpose because it was like a black and white photo,

like a rage mate. That's what I'm saying, this rage made stupid. I hate when people rage rate just for the sake of it. It was so dumb. Because then people took it seriously, like, oh, who cares about her renovations?

But they purposely did it to like, had a nuptial. She has passed. Wait, what did you? Yeah, that's what TMZ said. It's like a head of Travis and Taylor's nuptials. Donna Kelsey's, Donna Kelsey passed, and it was like black and white home inspections. It was like the second line.

I think that was the follow-up because this first one went viral. What was the first one? It was that. They posted a graphic of Donna Kelsey in front of a home that was under construction. And it was like, it said exclusive. It's exclusive banner over it. and it was that she was at her home was doing a getting a makeover and then it became a meme of everyone like making fun of TMZ because they were reporting on it as if it was like such serious news yeah like why do we care and then all the tweets were they ranged from you know political to just silly um one was millennials have now lived through two recessions 9-11 Iraq and Afghanistan a global pandemic eight stock market crashes and now Donna Kelsey's home renovation.

So they... But like, why were they reporting? That's what everyone, the whole internet was wondering the same thing. And the article was like so serious as well. It was, according to official records filed last month, Taylor Swift's future mother-in-law appears to be redoing her two-bedroom,

two-bathroom, 1,434 square foot pad in Orlando, Florida. The documents show Donna has hired a company to replace nine windows and six stores at the home. Oh my God. That doesn't sound like a renovation. It sounds like someone broke in or something. Like that's crazy. Just doors and windows?

That's not like a whole word. How do they know this? How does she have money? Do you ever wonder that? Oh, don't worry. She's now, trainers. Well, she's like a spokesperson for a lot of things.

She just did a paparazzi walk to promote Ziploc. Like she literally was like she knew paparazzi were outside. So she was carrying a little tote. The box of Ziploc was sticking out of the toe. And then she was carrying a big freezer bag with two things. slices of pizza and like holding it perfectly so you can see a zip lock. So it was like toe over the shoulder with a zip lock coming out and then holding the zip lock bag. And then she was smiling for the paparazzi.

And I was like, she's got to pay for those home renovation. So let her do the paparazzi walk. I want to do that. That's such a smart marketing. Oh my God. Was it real paparazzi? Yeah, it was real paparazzi. Wow.

The art of the paparazzi walk. Never forget it. Oh, my. We got to do ours. We got to do our Sean Mendez and Camille Cabo one. What are we holding though? We got to hold something cool. Wait, that's so cool.

So she is getting actually pop rossied. Yes. Oh, my gosh. Yeah. She's a marketing queen at this point. And I love to, you know, it's a humble home, a two-bedroom, two-bathroom. In Orlando, I feel like, actually, no, Jimmy said Florida was kind of expensive in Orlando, so maybe not. Yeah, because Disney.

Yeah. Is that where she lives? I guess she has a home there. I don't know if she still lives there, but. Oh, my gosh. I would love to move to Florida one day. But you won't even visit the state of Florida. I like Disney actually, so I take it back.

Actually, I have three Florida dates coming up, so three shows happening. I was like, well, when I've gone to every single market except for Florida, I was like, let's go a weekend in Florida. I don't mind in Florida. I'm watching, minus the gators. The halgators are crazy, but I like the idea of going to, like, living by Disney World kind of sounds fun. Maybe, maybe one day. Have you never been in Disney World? Once.

Oh, okay. I want with someone who hated it, which was like the worst ever. Whenever we go to Disney World with someone who's not happy is like the worst. It's actually the worst feeling because you should be happy and everyone's just like miserable and you're just like, why are we here? But I would like to go back one day when the kids are like a little older. Actually, I'd like to go to Tokyo Disney first. They actually say it's cheaper to fly to Tokyo and go to Disney there than it is to go to Disney World.

I believe that Disney World is expensive as how. Have you been? No, I remember looking when we were going to go on vacation last summer, I think. I was like, maybe we can do Orlando for Disney Universal because also the Universal, whatever it's called, the How to Chain Your Dragon, everything to Soaping. And it was literally cheaper to go to Hawaii for a week

than go to Disney for three days. I was like, okay, well. It is. No, when we did it, we did like a five-day trip to Disney, I think it was like $100,000. It's crazy. Crazy. Moli-Tamari had a hot take on Disney

this past week on pretty basic. She said that she did not. not like Epcot. She said that it was the worst of all the parks and she didn't know why people liked it. Which was kind of a fierce take because like I get it. She's like really it's like if you like drinking because you can drink but no, now the older I get I'm kind of like it's kind of cool because you can visit every single country and like one little trip, you know. Plus it does have it does have rides. I think Remy was asking because Remy hasn't been. She asked that there was rides and there are rides. They have hydrogen. They have frozen.

They have quite a few rides there. It's interesting. I was like, wow, okay. Just a hot take from her out of nowhere. I feel like pretty basic. I feel like that podcast doesn't get enough credit. I think just in general there's not enough girl female podcasts out there. I try to find the one that you talked about. I couldn't find it anywhere.

Upstairs neighbors. Yeah. Look into them. But they don't have a video one. They do. Oh, Flopcast. Yeah. It was on YouTube.

Yeah. Because I literally looked right after and I was like I couldn't find it. I went to YouTube.com slash upstairs neighbors. Upstairs neighbors podcast. You just type it in though on YouTube, but what's the URL? Oh, you went to, you went, okay, I see. Upstairs neighbors. Upstairs neighbors podcast is the URL.

Oh, see, and ours is just Trish podcast is the URL. So you have to like say the full thing. Because it said like, it was like not there. It went to something else and not there. And I was like, okay, this is not it. I mean, the search bar on YouTube exists, Mama. You know, you can. But that's so much harder.

If you go to YouTube.com slash Flopcast, I bet it comes up the page and Molly. You know, but, yeah. I get it. We couldn't have just Trish either. We had to have Just Trish Pod. I think we're Just Trish Pod actually. That's even more confusing.

What are you? YouTube.com slash Oscar Gracie. I think so. See? Easy. But maybe not. YouTube.com slash Moses Hackman. YouTube.com slash Blonsonelpharm.

Right. You know how to find it. You know, make it easy. Well, if you are looking for a job, anybody, Wendy's is now offering a position that's called Chief Tasting Officer. And you can earn $100,000 a year. And it includes light travel, mostly to the Wendy restaurant and Wendy's restaurants. You have to try everything, though, do you have to try it with sauce?

Yeah, because applicants are being asked to submit a video explaining why they should be chosen. And the company is encouraging candidates to show off their tasting skills in creativity. It will involve tasting Wendy's food, creating content, and potentially appearing in advertising. Should we do a Patreon? Sell yourselves to Wendy's. Yeah, like us applying for the job. Yes. That would kind of be a gag, right?

Wednesday, let's do it. Let's get all the Wendy's menu items and really show how we could be the taste usters and why we deserve $100,000 for it. It literally sounds like a position that you've inspired because the person selected could also produce vlog check-ins, taste trending content, and other media around the Wendy's items. How many posts are we talking? Because 100,000 seems a little stingy Wendy's for a year. For the vlog, it's just quarterly.

So a quarterly vlog. Okay. But you're flying around to taste these. But they pay for your travel. So you get to see the... Yeah. Okay, I'll do it. Would you?

I mean, that's more than I make up my other job. 100,000 a year. Just to eat Wendy's. Sure. You do love Wendy, so do I. We should try the other stuff on the menu. We always get the nuggets. We always get the same.

I know tea. We both are 10-piece, Biggie Fry. Oh, they don't have biggies anymore, do they? Okay, Wendy's. First step, first order of business, bring back the yellow and the biggies. No one does that. No super size me, no biggie, no king size. Like, what happened?

I guess. People got fat. Yeah. Beat me too. Why about the people who need to eat? You know? There's people who need more. Especially now.

Now everyone's going so skinny that you can bring it back, right? Yeah. Yeah, I think so. Charge that supersized amount for them to eat one fry, you know what I mean? Because then they'd be like, look at this big fry that I have. Makes you look tiny or two. Bring back those little sunroofs at the Wendy's. Those were so fun to eat at.

Oh, I forgot about that. Those are nostalgic. Yeah. I love your baked potato. So good. Wow. We used to really get Wendy's all the time. Clock it, Jimmy.

I had it every time we eat Wendy's. Literally, literally probably. Actually, I remember so specifically a Wendy's muck bang where I have like green lipstick and green hair. I must have been in my St. Patrick's day era back then too. And I was like, I thought I ate so hard with that lipstick. I just, I love Wendy's. love Wendy's too.

I love every fast food. I'm not going to lie. There's not one fast food I don't like, I don't think. Right? Tripoli. That's a quick service, I suppose. Yeah. There was a TikToker who said she gained,

she drank a Baja blast every morning for a month and gained 15 pounds. And she didn't change anything else on her diet. I think it's that much in a Baja blast? Hmm. It feels like it's just a drink. How much can that? Sugar.

Mountain do what? Calories scales up to 420 calories For a bah Blast? No

it says on the Mountain Dew Baja blast that's what it says on the Taco Bo website 420 calories Yeah for a large Oh

sounds good though That sounds tasty It's also green You can get the Baja Blass. What's that? It's like protein. Have you seen that?

No. God, it's called like, is it, what's a peptide? Is it a peptide? A Baja blast. Someone was saying something today and like, what is that? And I'm like, it's something to get muscle or protein or something. A protein flavor? Baja Blast, like for gains.

Yeah. They just had to live moss events. Everybody went there. I'm never going to invite it to that award show. Oh, is it the Baja Blast creatine? Yes. Okay, work. What is it?

What is creotene? What is that? Creotene. It's recommended to take, especially if you're working out. It just helps with muscle recovery, really. So your muscles recover and then they can grow. It helps them with growth because they recover better and then you can work them out again and it helps with the muscle development.

So this creatine is Baja Blast-flavored? Let me see what they're. I think they're just mixing it with it. Oh. Yeah, they're just putting the powder because it's a powder that you can mix. But it's Baja Blast flavored or they're putting the powder in the Baja Blast. The preteen doesn't taste like anything. So, yeah, you just mix it with whatever we're drinking.

Oh, okay, I think you did like a specific bohblah scented flavored one or something. Okay, do you do a routine? Yeah, I take it in a capsule, though, because I eat mixing it. Have you tried muscle milk? Yes. You don't like it? What was that? I kind of like it.

I like the taste of it. Where I won't know right now. It sounds so good. But it's like, yeah, I mean, it's a lot of protein, but it's also high calories. So you just have to be careful. How many calories? It's like kind of like a meal replacement. Like 200, right?

Yeah, 280. Oh. Well, that's in Baja Blast. True. That's crazy. I do love them though. They're very delicious. They have 40 grams of protein.

I know. I do love them. I guess I use them kind of as a meal replacement. Not just as like a little drink. Speaking of fitness, you did the L.A. marathon, didn't you? Oh, I wish. I didn't know what was happening. I would have.

We should have. I kind of saw the TikToks would be running and I figured that's what you were training. Was there actually? Did you take on me running or not? Like it looked like me? It was on your account and you were running up your driveway. I didn't even know that was happening. I could have totally done it.

We could have done it most. We could have put like numbers on us. Damn, we really miss that opportunity. We should do the fitness test for Patreon up and down my driveway. It is a good one. It's a workout. It's a steep one. Damn, the LA Marathon is 26.2 miles.

We should have done it. Where did it end? Was it going through the grove? I think I saw people like posting where it was at and stuff. Dodger Stadium and it went through Beverly Started at Dodger Stadium and it ended in Century City Yes yes yes because I follow this guy Shout out and where

He owns cafe Landward Landward and Century City Mall and he was showing all the people ending there It's pretty amazing congrats I wish we would have done that though I feel like that would have been a good Patreon is like We'll do the hike Yeah You could have done the marathon Wendy's testers?

I don't know how I feel about the marathon. You don't think you do it. You're a runner. I'm not a runner. Are you not? No. I feel like I feel like you could. I feel like I'm beating better at running actually.

But 26.2 miles. Well, you can walk some of it. That's just so long. I can walk 26 miles. Long. In the heat, it's like hot. There's so many people. I think it motivates you more.

Especially when it's windy. It was windy. Was it this weekend? Yes. Very windy. Moses and our usual walk takes usually 55 minutes. We got done in 45 minutes.

With the wind. Seriously, it was so windy. It was so windy. Maybe we shouldn't go because it's like whatever. But it actually makes go faster. You think you could do that 26.2 mile?

Yeah. Okay. I think walking, yeah. Okay. Well, when we were doing our fitness test for Patreon, you were mad playing horse outside because it was too hot

doing basketball. Well, that's like in the middle of like literally a basketball court that's like attracting sun. This one you could have... As opposed to... Yeah, you could have... You could have your sun hat on.

You have a fan going, you know what I mean? You could be prepared. That one, I'm just like, I think I was in glam still. I was like, oh my God, this is so hot. But also I'm more conditioned now because Palladis, I'm outside. You know, I think I could do it. I think we could do it. If I did it with somebody, it'd push me and motivate me.

I guess so. It's just so long. And then I see, like, all the TikToks and everyone was posting their marathon stories. And I was like, I love just like sitting here on my couch on this. Sunday. I can't imagine. Oh, was it Sunday? Yeah. Yeah, I could have done it on a Sunday. Can you join at the end and just like, I made it? Like, that's what I'm kind of thinking. Like, can you, you start. Okay, we run, right? Like, we start the beginning. We go for like maybe 0.75 miles, right? And then we kind of take a turn for a second. Moses has the car. He takes us, drives us from Dodger Stadium to Century City or maybe like a mile away from Century City. Yeah. So we finish with everybody. Yeah. I mean, can you? Maybe. Like, who's really checking like that?

As long as you're not first. Yeah, as long as you don't get caught. Yeah, no, but like, even if you get caught, what, who cares? You know what I mean? Like, why does it matter? Just let people. Let them, as they say, as Mel Robbins said, just let them. You don't know what I mean?

Like, because you're not cutting in front of anybody to, like, get somewhere sooner. Yeah, T. It was, like, it was a big deal whoever, like, won. I know the first person who crossed the finish line, he was in the news for, for being first, I guess. But if you're like 30th or 50th, like, who cares, right? Just let me, like, fake it.

Yeah, we should do that. Try it next time. Yeah. Because if you're under Century City Mall, although Da Hudder Stadium Central City Mall is crazy. That's, I mean, literally, like, 26. Like, that's like me running from, like,

where I live to here, right? It's like, you should try it. See how long it takes you. The concept of that is crazy. That is crazy. But you probably could go back streets. You don't have to go on the freeway. How do they do it?

Are they going on the freeway? Well, they close all the streets. So the people, like, they make a route. But, like, what streets? I don't know the exact route. Like the 1-10 they're closing? No, no, that's the streets, like the... You can do back streets from Dodger Stadium to Sentry City?

So pull it up? They have a map. Yeah, look. Yeah, okay. Wow. See, like, they have a whole map. Damn. It's quite impressive.

We should try it. That would be cool to, like, go down on the shutdown street. of LA and just kind of like run through them. That's kind of fun, I guess. I think we could do it. I think we could do it. God, that is so far. I really, I guess we just start running.

I mean, you kind of are training already. You got your waist trainer. You're running up the incline here in your driveway. I know. Doing Pilates is technically training, right? I'm excited for our next fitness challenge. I really feel like I'm going to crush it. I think you will too.

Slowly but surely. I may need one more month of it, but I mean, hiking I can do, but maybe another month of training and I think I'll get there. And then you'll get to the marathon level. Yeah, I think so. Maybe we start like at a shorter marathon and work our way up. What's a shorter marathon? Disney has a marathon, right?

They're pretty short, I think. Just around Disneyland? I need to do that. Walking weirdly and Disneyland, even at my fatest, laziest, I can walk 20 miles at Disneyland and have no problem. I'm like, oh, yeah, no problem. No, realistically, what is it? Like 10 miles or something you walk in the day and you're like, oh, that was so easy.

And you look at everybody there like, okay, I'm also fat so I can say this, but you see so many like out of shape people at Disney. But they're walking there a little app. Big shit off. You're just like, well, damn, if we were always this active in our everyday life, we'd be skinny. You know? It's kind of crazy. But for some reason, Disneyland that magic.

Everyone's just like, we're going to run. I guess what you're also eating churros and popcorn along the way. Because you're working for one food stands to the next. Let's get that turkey leg. Me included. We're going to get that cream piece of pretzel. That is true. because you never really lose weight at Disney, but you do walk time.

But you're just eating so damn much. We should do a Disney challenge. Actually, that would be so fun to do a little marathon at Disney. Oh, man. Let me see when the next one is. That would be so fun, actually. That I would do. My friend, oh, you know, you know Stephanie.

Yeah. Yeah. She does all the marathons. She does the Disney. She does the L.A. marathon. Yeah. She lost a bunch of weight you said. Yeah.

There's a 5K and 10K and a half marathon. When? We should do it. Should we just miss the... It was January 29. When's the next one? April. April?

16th. Okay. Okay, month. Can we sign up? I think so. I think you get to pay, but yeah, why not? Where does the money go to? Oh, they don't even do it for charity?

They're like, pay to walk here. Thank you. Oh, my God, that's crazy. But that's every day at Disney. Just get a ticket then. Can you ride the rides, too? Like, what? We just buy a ticket.

And then we just ride in a bar. I think you're going to go, actually, yeah. Park's about to open. I sure people won the medal because it's a metal with like ears. Yeah. Is it like in the morning? It's like really early? Yeah.

I've always wanted to do that. It's funny. It's probably like what, like 3 a.m. or something, huh? Probably. Wait, that's so fun. Actually, we should do that. That's so fun. Let's do it.

I would try that. What's 5K? How long is a 5K? Let's see. It's like five times our walk. Three miles. That's, oh, we could do it easily. Oh, yeah.

Three miles. 5K is 5 kilometers, which is equivalent to 3.1 miles. So I think that's the shortest one, yeah. Oh, we could easily do that. Can you run it? How fast could you run out three miles? You said you do a mile like eight minutes or something, don't you? On the elliptical.

Eleptial is different, though. A half marathon is 13 miles. I guess the half marathon is the hardest. Yeah, the 5K, we'd be the four. I feel like we could cross the finish line and be the one to break it. Maybe you. I'm definitely not betting my money. I can do it, but like in an hour and a half, maybe, maybe two hours.

I actually depends what the competition is. Right. We start taking them out. We start going for people's knees fast. You might be able to. Are you a fast runner? I know you're fast walker. Moses is so fast.

I mean, remember the stairs challenge. I mean, I can run the three mile, but. How fast? I don't know how fast. Are you fast? I guess I don't, I guess I don't know seeing you run. I see me walk fast, but. But you should do it.

I want to see. But I think it's all flat, right? Yeah. It's like, Is it inside the park? We can do it for the quest. That's what I would imagine. Yeah.

Okay. Let's do that you guys. I also want to see who wouldn't win. I feel like one of you guys, you should go as fast as you can. I'm definitely not going to be there. But I mean, I'll be there just behind. I would love to see. Babe start training now.

You're such a fast walker. I think Moses is like the fast. I don't know. I feel like you do a lot of cardio. Like you're, I mean, I do think Moses is fast, but I think you will go to Japan.

No, I think Moses would be fast. I think we're going to do it. I think if it was the whole crew, I think it would be Moses than Jimmy than me as far as speed. Is Jimmy a fast runner? I think so because he has really long legs.

Like him and Moses have long legs. That's true. Yeah. I'm so excited for this. Oh my God, we're going to do it. And you get Mickey. Does everyone get a medal or just the people win?

If you participate, you get a medal. Yeah. I'm afraid of this. This is so fun. And it's like before the park opens, that sounds so fun. And then you can just like stay and eat popcorn.

Yeah. Done. Disney sign a set. They should raise money for something though. True. Like, how much is it? You probably have to pay $1,000 getting there before anything else opens.

That's so, that's kind of wild. That's fun. I love that. Is it Coachella weekend, though, April 16th? It's $145 for a 5K and over $275 for the full marathon. And what is it? Where do you start? You pay by the kilometer.

Yeah, we have to pay more you run. Oh, my God, the thing is still distracting by the picture. What is that? That is, has it been doing the whole time? It's for like the last few weeks. Which one? I guess you should warn people at home like strobe warning. That could be like triggering.

This little thing. Oh my God. That's so distracting. That's the stroke. You should probably tell people like before. Like this warning goes with your voice, right? Yeah. That's so distracting.

How is it distracting? It's like what you have in studio. This is how I can't breathe. What? Do you like that? Oscar, be honest. I can change it. So this is how we broadcast.

Okay. this is how we broadcast Who the hell was that what? Babe, I love it, but that's kind of crazy, right? For our audio listeners, there is a new prop behind Moses in which it's, it kind of reminds me of a Twitch, like a Twitch streaming set up where it's like a light. Would you like it? It's a flashing light.

It reminds me of a Twitch streamer. Like, I feel like a phase clan would have that. Yeah, that, yeah, okay. I didn't know that was there. That's so distracting. It's on camera? That's crazy. And no one said anything?

Has there been no comments about it? I think it's such a tiny thing on the screen. Oh my God. That's like making me go dizzy. Whoa, okay. Well, anyways, where are we starting on this marathon? Is it at Pirates? Where do we start?

I don't know the about of the marathon. I need to get some leggings underneath my shorts. So I can really not chafe. Oh, my God. was always the worst part of going to theme parks as a kid was the chafing. Biker shorts. God, me at SeaWorld especially, I was a kid, okay, before Blackfish, pre-Blackfish. But that was always the worst shoe because, damn, you got a little soaked at Shamu Stadium and that saltwater chase is something fierce.

Yes, I got that so bad. Yes, I always had that saltwater chafe and it was rough. Yeah, it was really bad. I wanted to poop my pants on the way home from SeaWorld when I was a kid. When I was six years old and my dad, like, screamed at me. he's like who you pooped your pants oh my gosh so you got so pissed see benny blanco would have applauded you for that so maybe maybe benny blanco would be a great dad for that

i think it's different when you're a full adult pooping your pants versus a six year old child that was like well damn i always remember my dad like screaming at me and now that I have kids i couldn't imagine screaming with my kid for like going poop on accident and like i want to he thinks i wanted to just poop in his new Cadillac no i think i probably had to stop we probably like hold it like I know for sure that was like one of those things but because of that I'm a really good holder now I can hold like literally like 18 hours I can hold so long and it's like ah you know tomato tomato

oh I had another marathon hot topic that I forgot about there was a ticotker that went viral for doing a five running a 5K in a plane bathroom for 59 minutes um like he was locked himself in the airplane bathroom and then was like doing the like running in place basically um i guess to equate for those like three miles or whatever for 59 minutes and i think jail i think jail if you were in the hogging the airplane bathroom for this little tic-tok i think prison and i know oh he was filming it yeah it was for a tic-tok the tic-tok is the most in minutes like you could have just i think it was uh yeah i had i mean that is so stupid who would watch the tic-tok who cares

I know social media really has brought out like the dumbness in people and just like like you said who okay timothy chalmy over there who cares who cares about this guy does people who watched it cared I guess you know like I mean yes you're right your perspective is good because it's like why are you holding up the bathroom for other people yeah because I am some like I drink so much water that I have to pee a lot and I get so anxious on planes because I'm like mapping out and timing like my bathroom on so I'm not going like I'm like I'm not going like I'm like I'm going like I'm a million times. I'm like spacing it. I'm like, okay, after two episodes of the show, I'm going to go to the bathroom. You know what I mean? And then if someone is in there hogging it, and I, this is probably my most unpopular opinion

because I know the gays like live for this kind of content. This also goes for the gays out there doing their airport thirst traps, like their airplane thirst traps. I can't stand when people are doing, like, shaking out their shlong, getting it erect and then taking a photo of it. In the bathroom? Yeah. So like.

First, I was going to say, you do thirst traps at your office, but not those kind of thirst traps. No, first of all, it's not a thirst trap. We just have, you do, you do you. I like it. We have, Jimmy put it in. Oscar always. It's not.

That's a Thursday job. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. You're flexing, jaw. I mean, look good. Thirst trap.

No, it's not a third trap. It's just, it's just, it's just mirror selfie. If I, if I look gorgeous in it, if I happen to look gorgeous in it, it's just I can't help it. But why I get. I love it. And why I live for a 5 a. Because it's like, I get there 5 a.m. Our mirrors in our bathroom at my work, they have ring lights built into it.

Oh, you do look. Oh, that's not at the gym even. That's it's your work. No, you do look at it. Because you have your little pass. Yes, that's my badge to get into the building. And I'm the only one. And I'm like, oh, I have to take this before people come in because then it gets like awkward.

You do look fresh. You look good. Yes. And the lighting is just like so good because it's just like a big ring lighting from the mirror. It's like I can't help that look gorgeous. Like if that's a crime, lock me up. But I'm not taking time out. locking I'm not blocking people from accessing the bathroom like sure the shlong's not out

shlongs not out and it's like you know airplane it's like one person in there and you know the little light turns red everyone's standing out that light ready waiting for it to open up so you know people can keep it moving didn't know when chuck and I'm are like are you okay in there like who let him stay in there for 59 minutes he misunderstood the idea of what the mile high club is okay that's funny he thought you supposed to run a mile I guess you're right. Maybe he misunderstood. Like, let me join the Maha Club.

I'm going to run a 5K in there. Weird. I don't like it. Don't like it at all. Do not be hogging up those airplane bathrooms for content. Oh, that makes me so bad. Flights are already not, like, you got to get there early. You're waiting at the airport forever.

Your flight gets delayed. And then it's like... I had to use the bathroom. Got to use the bathroom. And it's like, damn. If you're going to sit there, hog it either for your L.F. or for your random crazy

marathon TikTok I'm sorry I agreed I agree with that for sure I think that's yeah people fly with kids too like sometimes

it's not like an adult they can hold it and wait like right kids have to go when they have to go how many do you do to get 10 million 20 million 100 million I better get something big

if I see those six digits 100 million I saw on Twitter and I got 5 million views let me find the original TikTok who is it is it is it a lot of person

or does someone know or just viral I saw it in the news oh you have such a weird news run I like it you have the backbone of the show with it but I just like where do you see this news you know the more I have a different TikTok news oh you have to talk oh I love a moz has a hot topic what's your hot topic it's a quick one okay did you see the Jonas brothers like no no no no okay so this is um Jonas brothers they're manifesting getting getting to play South America this year. Three, two, one, go.

To be an actual, the question of the number of the minds of this and never, the word of the church, and the notice, no more, by Citi, we're not going to national fact that's your, which is, which, and I think, and that's, so long, we're, there was, and the person, rank, found, and so I love. Three, is that new?

Yeah. What is that? Look, the luck of the Trench is here. What is happening? Wait, that's, kind of everything. I don't know I am. You need to use this sound for manifestation. That was me on Guinness World Records, Fastest Talker.

Oh my gosh. Okay, Jonas Brothers. Why didn't you cast me in Camp Rock? Why? It probably wasn't fair to see. Because I was like when I did that, I was like, I don't know who I am. I feel like they know who I am. That would have eaten so hard.

I'm so mad. That's like the one role I really think should have been mine. No offense to anyone who got cast in that role. You probably are amazing. But that should have been my role. I'm dying to find out. I know. And I can't wait to show you my self.

tape. One week after I gave birth to offerment, I was looking so fly. I was looking so good. I had the confidence. Damn it. That's amazing. Wow. I'm very popular with my, with my sounds. Jonas Brothers, Arupal himself. Wow. This is that. That made me happy. Was that today? Did that just now? A couple of days ago. Oh. We live together. Never. Why would you have that? When I see something, I just save it too. I have like a playlist for the podcast. I just save it in there. But why would you just show me that in real life?

Because we wouldn't get this reaction. Content, baby, cons. I had a little bit of, I was a little bit grumpy on Saturday. That would have been the perfect thing to cheer me up. If you had it on Saturday and you were sitting on it. I actually thought you probably saw it by then. But I always show you stuff. I always am like, oh my God, this person used my thing.

Yeah, I don't know. Maybe when I saw it. Because sometimes I see things when I'm like either before the show. show or late at night like you're sleeping or oh my god so i save it then i move on rupont also used my sound this week to my 2019 what was the name of that video what did i title it i'm transgender all probably and it just feels i love that now we're a full circle whereas like everyone can have a little laugh about it you know what i mean i was pretty serious at the time but i do love that one people could see my sincerity and also could just be think of as camp too

Because who knows? That's what I'm saying. Sometimes people like to say, oh, I was rage waiting, but I was like, were you or were you unwell? You know what I mean? Trademark Al-Soper. Especially, to me, I kind of what I talked about last week with Tiffany Poehler. Like, the idea of like gender dysphoria, I think was a genuine thing that you were encountering. But you just didn't have the vernacular to really articulate that in an effective way.

Well, Rupal spoke to him. 10 years later, seven years later. He said, do I identify as my natural born gender male? Yes, I'm sorry if that offends anybody. Let's hear it. Poetry, Shakespeare, really. And as far as my gender, I do identify as a male. And if there are people that are uncomfortable with that,

I'm not sure what to say to that, other than this is how I've always felt since a very young age. And as far as... Mama, that's all elixing for his life. Come on. Notting the words and libsing it clearly. Oh, yes. That was everything.

Enunciated is fierce. Thank you. Rue's intern who does the social media for him. Like, I love. Everyone thought I was teasing upcoming drag race, judge. Not yet. Who was on that? We're like, that's a crazy judge.

Benny Blanco. Yes. That's what I was trying to think I've been clam this morning. You have Benny Blanco. I get it. Jojo C. Was been on three times before me. Like, I don't understand.

I'm like, I couldn't be on once in the middle somewhere. There's so many different versions of it. The UK versus the world. UK down under Canada. I've been to Canada. I'm going to the UK. Like, come on, one of these. I'll fly to the Philippines.

I love the Philippines. Well, you love the Philippines. I'm going to go with you. Like, you know, I would love. Any franchise. Truly any franchise, you're available. Oh my God. Yeah, never gotten that call.

That was everything, though. It made me feel so good. Rue's like the icon. He's like, then I'll be all for me. That I'm like, period. He gives the steel rule. He was like, he said this so earnestly when we were watching drag race other night. He was like, I think Rupal is the one celebrity.

Like, I don't know what I would say if I ever saw him. Probably him and Beyonce. Wow. And he was like so earnest about it. Meanwhile, we've been to drag on and Rue has been like up in the DJ booth. And like, so I don't know what. And he never like gags for him when he's there? I think he was just like kind of a.

getting a weird mental state because drag con does for like a dream because it's like you're just kind of in the days like nothing feels real it kind of feels like a you know alice and wonderlandties oh interesting i don't know what is it it was canceled last year i don't know if they're gonna bring it back maybe they're taking a break i don't know they got canceled yeah they didn't do it last year wow that's so weird i know they got to bring it back because i love drag on i love seeing all the queen i would love to go i agree a daren though i feel like rrupal is one of those people that may be impossible to interview. I feel like I'd be like way too scared, way too nervous. Yeah, I don't know. Because even like on caller daddy, like I feel like Jimmy Falling, anytime he's been interviewed,

like he eats up the interviewer. You know what I mean? Like he just like takes over like the interview doesn't stand a chance. And like Jim Palin asked who were obviously are two big ones and they just don't stand a chance against RuPaul. I would be interested to say that works. Rue has a movie coming out, I think in a couple months. So I, we can get in the junket. It was really. I would. I don't think I could. I really do love Roel. It was, it's a drag race movie. It's a documentary?

No, it's like a, it's directed by Adam Shankman. It's like a real feature film. Yeah. Adam Shankman. It's about two train sewardesses who trade their regular shifts on the stank rail to work for the dazzling, glamazone, Express. He said train or Tran? I didn't hear it. He said, too what?

two train stewardesses Train stewardess Yes What's a train stewardess I guess you know You have like in a high end Like there's kind of first class On trains do

Never been on train Have you? You've been on a train When you've been on a train Does any go Everyone's been on that train But are there's some Well the ones that go from literally

Like across the whole entire country Like yeah there's Stewardesses that you know Come by Be like you know Restaurants open Blah blah blah Very Harry Potter

Yeah T. Like some frogs? Yes. Was there shortest on the way down to Taney? No.

See, there's no sort on that train. Oh yeah, I like it. Who's in it? A lot of drag queens actually.

Love that. I think, I know like Marsha, Marcia was in it. Oh, she's ruined everything. Wow.

Yeah, there was a lot of former drag race girls. Oh, Jujubee. Oh. Brooklyn Heights. Gingerman.

Ivy woke Simone I'm set up I'm seated that sounds good Ah god I you know I'll send the invitation

But I don't know I think it Or maybe you can do You know The A junket Yeah Or like the tiny Mike

Red Carbett interviews Would love Would love I would cry It's called Stop Exclamation point That exclamation point

Train exclamation point A good name I call the exclamation points In there too Lisa Rina is in it Oh my God Yes Yeah she also commented

God, we've really been, it's been lucky. It's been lucky this weekend with all the celebrities. I love Lisa Renna. Who should she play herself? I think so. Love that. Goals, honestly. I just want to play myself all the night.

She's serving Lisa Renna next to Ju-Jubi. So I'm assuming she's playing Lisa Renna. Love, love. Oh, La Trees Royal. Okay, Rachel Bloom. Wow. Wow. Wow.

This is big. This is huge. Oh, my gosh. Okay, work. Lisa Vina comments. A really random TikTok of you, too. Which one was it? It was just a random clip from the last episode.

That's what he sent me. Lisa Runa in it too, but I think she clocked immediately that you were inspired by. In the cosplay. Well, in my TikTok where I did the tour, she commented so maybe she saw the same look and she's like, oh, I love that. You're showing up in her FIP just constantly. That's so fierce to me. We've damped each other.

I DM'd her and she'd even back in like five minutes. I live. She'd jammed me back. And I know it was like, oh, talk to my people. But she was really sweet. She's like, oh my God, you're a queen. My kids would love it, blah. Like, and she's like, here, talk to my post because I have no idea where I'm going to be at.

And I was like, all right. And then I emailed. Oh. At least we DM, and she was very sweet. That is fierce. I love Lisa Renham. That's so funny. Because my favorite comments on your wig from last week was ma.

Everyone replied with the ma-giff. I was like, how did I not see Ma? I know, me too. When I showed up to Pilates, my teacher said, I loved your Ma wig. And I was like, I love it. But then it took me a minute to process it. I was like, okay. But that is fierce.

And then my other favorite one was me trying to impress D.L. Mike Wheeler trade. and that was probably my favorite one. D.L. Mike Wheeler. Someone I should know. Who's D.L. Mike Wheeler? People were saying. Is he hot? Is he hot?

Is he hot? Noa Schnapp in stranger things. Oh. Because Noah Snop had a crush on Finn Wolfhardt's Mike Wheeler. Mike Wheeler is a character. Yes. And he had the bull cut? Noah Schnapp is the character that had the bull cut.

But they both did then. Didn't Vin Wolfhard had a bull cut too? No. He seemed like he would have one in that show. No, he had like kind of like a mop, like a curly mop, but Noah Schnapp is one that have the, the bull cut. Oh, and who's the hot one? Or who are people saying D.L. Mike Wheeler? Who's the D.L.

Okay. Let me break it down. Me on my way to impress D.L. Mike Wheeler trade. So it's saying like I am like the Noah. The phrasing of it is like me as Noah Schnapp because Noah Schnapp was always trying to impress Mike Wheeler because he had a crush on his friend, Mike Wheeler. In exchange of things. He was gay. Mike, I mean.

Noah Schnapp's character. Was gay? Confirmed? Yes, he came out and that was his superpower. That made him become a superpower. That was a superpower? Okay, Frankie Grandin Nachos. With Super Gay Memoir coming out in June.

That's crazy. My superpower is being gay. Love it. And then he was able to fight Vecna after that. Because he was gay? Yes, because once he came out, he was able to access his powers. And Vecna was homophobic

and was threatening to out him. him, which, I'm serious. That's the plot. Yes, Bechneb was going to out him, and that's why he was, that was holding him back from accessing his powers. But when he, he reclaimed the power and came out, he sat the whole, the whole cast down and had a press conference to announce that he's gay. Noah Schnapp or the character?

Because there's a character having a press conference. I forget what Noah Schnop's character is, actually. Will, Will Byers. Okay. and then he was powerful after that. That is so touching. I think you were in the writer's room with the Duffer Brothers. I liked it.

I like it. They should have just squirted back now with a bunch of glitter. I just learned this from Bob the Dreg Queen. That's what they used to do homophobes back in the day. It was like shoot cannons of glitter at them. Did you not see this club? No. Bob the Drey Queen was talking about how he showed up during his activism era.

He was on a podcast. I don't know whose podcast he was on, maybe his own. And he showed up to a Tracy Morgan standout show. was Tracy Morgan, it said something like, if my son was gay, I would like stab him in the chest or something crazy. Oh my God. Yeah. And I guess someone, a little boy or somebody was actually stabbed for being gay. So he like went, Bob's Drake, went to a Tracy Morgan show, like held the poster up.

Tracy Morgan took the poster and set a bunch of like homophobic jokes about it, whatever. And then Bob Drake was like I had a like a glitter gun in my, like a cannon of glitter that he was going to shoot at Tracy Morgan. That's so he used to do homophobes. But Tracy Morgan's bodyguard was like twice the size of Bobbiard. the drag queen standing right behind him. So while the drink, he was like, I wasn't trying to fight. But, like, I don't know why he had told the story. But I thought, I love that.

We should just shoot all homophobes with glitter. And he's like, oh, because he's like, well, Tracy Morgan, probably wouldn't remember that story now. He goes, what if I would have shot them with glitter? He probably would remember. Maybe we could come up with a different word other than shot. Maybe just, like, sprayed with glitter or something. Yeah, okay, unload.

Clither. That's better. Right, right, right. Yeah, I guess. Shot him. Well, you know, you know, dump some glitter on. I'm like, that's what they should end up now. Yeah, you unloaded glitter.

Yeah. Glitter is annoying. Yes. Yeah, glitter is probably the most annoying thing. Yeah. Get that all over. And fierce as well. Sparkly.

Yeah. That's a good idea. I love that he did that. Me too. Period. As you should. I love Bob. So what's up with people being like weirdly just homophobic?

Like my son was gay. Stabbing the chest is crazy. Weird. Yeah. And like people do do that. So it's like, well. It's okay to be gay. Yeah.

It is. It is. It is. When you say that's okay, do you mean what you say? Debbie Lovato just lipsink to that one. I know. I love that.

I finally saw the clip of Hillary Duff, like, like still thinking it as the most like earnest, genuine thing. Oh, yes. So we don't talk about that. You brought it up, I hadn't seen it.

And then it just popped up for me over the weekend. And she, like, I love that she took that. Seriously. Yeah. When you say, that's okay,

do you mean what you say? It helped a lot of people actually. Yes. I don't know what the meme is. I don't know what's funny about that. I love that. I do too. Honestly, work. If it helps people, it help people.

We need to ask Josh Hutcherson about his. Although he's still running around the streets of Paris Fashion Week. With Jordan. With Jordan first man hand in hand. Maybe possibly gay. Definitely Jordan. Confirm Jordan. But what's going on with Josh Hutcherson?

That's the tea. Because he was with, was it the heat of rivalry guys? Yeah, he was with Hudson Williams and Rachel Senate. They were all having a key. Yes, is that the one where Rachel Senate was like doing her face And then she was like laughing and then she just did her face again Yeah, but that's also every Rachel Senate appearance Her, it's so interesting

It's so funny to see people lock in as Debbie the bottom would say Like how it's like you just I don't have a lock in face as we've seen from my red card with photos I just like ah But I need to do that more and it's like You know, just lock in I like it's so funny how like Jordan Firstman got all that like All that like uh sh**tyty to rival with people and I was like always with them I know now that like besties

Kind of manifest of that, I suppose. Yeah. Maybe he wanted to get in there. That was crazy. That was really foreshadowing the drama that would come in 2026, I guess. Because then they had like, the PR fix was them wrapping presents together for like charity. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

I was like, work. That's fair. Me as a PR for HBO Max. I was like, okay, they're going to go wrap presents together and they're going to have a key and it's going to be fortunate. I believed it. I liked it. I was like, and now we see them all the time. I know.

Yeah. Maybe there'll be a crossover. Oh. He didn't remember grab a little bit. I thought you said Passover for a second. Well, that's coming up too. Yeah.

Huck Smith. What the hell sure. Why not? Why not? Why not? Honestly. You get to celebrate Easter? Is that your hot topic?

Yeah. It's coming up. Sometimes I love just like being silent and waiting for you to fill the silence with like whatever thought comes into your life. Well, I can keep going. You brought up Passover, which led me to Easter. Yeah, you know how I'm doing for Easter? Actually, I'm getting a little donut.

and I'm putting a cross on it and I'm making these like... The tomb! The catacombs. That'd be cute. I love the concept of making like tomb donuts instead of like Easter bunny. You know what I mean?

Like a little baby duck. Those Christians be wild. Yes. I baked donuts in the shape of a crucifix actually. You baked them. Can you bake donuts? You can make donuts. I like a...

In the oven? Yeah, like I... My favorite donuts, the baked tofu donuts, as you know. Oh, yeah. Those did not taste as tasty. I thought they were going to be. You really sold me on them.

And I remember being like, there are no Jody donuts. I'll bring them next week. Don't worry. I love a fried donut. Like just a deep fried. It's hard to compete with those. But I like, a baked, I feel like for 100 calories.

That's true. 100 calories. That's all it is. Yeah. That's pretty good. Mm-hmm. Well, we're saying I'm bringing St. Patrick's Day first. So I don't know why I had ahead of myself, honestly.

Oh, did you find those hearts? What? Did you find the hearts? Yeah. Where were they? In the garage. They'll go up soon after St. Patrick's Day. When were you in the garage? When were you in there this morning? No, no. It was that day when we were organizing.

I didn't find the glasses. Those glasses are at the farm. I think I searched my house. I had that organizer come. It's so clean upstairs. You would not even recognize it. It's so clean. There's not one inch unturned and those glasses weren't there.

And if they're not in the garage, then they're probably at the farm. Well, we haven't looked at those boxes that came from that side of the house. Okay Yeah We'll see Let you guys know next week Or this week Wednesday

And when we do our Wendy's review You're going to want to sit down for that The sunglass update Yep You're going to want to sit down No more divorce announcements either I'm so over People announcing their divorces

Oh my God Why is everyone divorcing God is crazy I think I mean I don't know if you can ban a divorce announcement We got to share it at some point, right? No, I think we need to stop. So what happens if people get divorced?

Just never say it. Yeah, just quietly. We'll get it. That's true. Like, honestly, think about it. The gag, if Michaela never the divorce announcement and then just went to like, I'm going on a first date. Love it.

That would be curious. We know. We get it. You got a divorce then. Yeah. We could fill in the blank. Yeah. Because someone was talking about, oh, Jason Drewill and Jenna Frumes.

Everyone's like, well, she just stopped appearing as content. Yeah, period. So that's what happens. You just. Yeah, T. Just stop. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I love a good context clue.

Yeah. Yeah, why not? So, yeah, then if you're, like, getting ready for a first date, you've been divorced. We get it. I know. I think that's the best way because I can't deal with it. My heart is just like shatters every time. I believe in true love and I believe in love and forever.

Because, you know, the anti-marriage people are like, like, oh, deep, marriage never works. 50, 50, 50% of marriage is fail. Well, well, 50% work, you know. Don't get married, I guess. I don't know, whatever. Do what you want. You, out. Oscar.

Talking to you. Oh, okay. Sorry. No, just kidding. I was talking to them. But I was like, but you too. Do whatever you want. I think people are waiting for that announcement.

Oscar Craves, like, ooh, new Oscar announcement coming. I don't know. It was like a picture of you and Derry and like, oh, life update. I know. Someone was asking me about that. And I was like, I don't really know what the update is, but work. I love. You got on the Patreon.

We did talk about a little update. Oh, yeah, yeah. But I think if you do that update, then you get married. Well, whatever. Don't get married either. That's a bigger commitment. Which one should I do? Honestly, I always say if you have a baby with someone or bought a house woman, that's a bigger commitment.

Just get a ring and say we're married. Because we have a private marriage certificate, so people couldn't even find it. So, like, honestly, we can't even marry. We could have just been saying, like, yeah, we're married. Who knows? Who cares? The magistrate. Is that it?

Yeah, if you want to keep your title. Magistrate. You know, the Duke. What title? title whatever sir duke baron like have you not watched bridgetin

they have to verify and and yeah because that's how it works that's how titles go on no that's like house of the lords or something even when he died spoiler Oscar and stoop

well anyways who cares if you're married or not honestly cancel marriages and divorces then nobody gets divorced yeah there you go that's a solution here's a solution to not get divorced don't get married it is so scary when you get married they make you sign all those contracts and it's like till death there was part it's like Jesus it's serious yeah and then people just divorcing well-nilly well here's my trick I never really read what I'm what I'd be signing me too

especially when you're about to get married they come up with all this paperwork you're like well we're already here yeah so let's just mama let's get too right although there was was a football player who signed a $240 million contract with the Dallas Cowboys. Came up from my Twitter. It's how I find these things because that's the only way I see this information. And his fiancé of seven years, they were both on their bachelor and bachelorette trip, and they were supposed to get married in a couple weeks, called off their wedding because she would not sign a pre-nup.

And then half the comments were like, you dodgible if that's all she cared about. The other half of comments are like, no, she's entitled to that if she marries you. I see, I see this comes up in 90-day Fiancee a lot as well So I have a lot of experience Which is crazy because 90-day Fiance

Usually those people don't have much They're always like sign a pre-dub and you're like What do you have? You have a trailer Yeah We love a trailer by the way I had a trailer growing up Like we love trailer

I'm an old trailer We love trailers No No just me to show on me right now Who cares about trailers I love trailers I grew up in a trailer Like we love trailers

My Uncle Joe My grandpa We all like lived in trailers together That's a true fact Moses, you know. Remember the trailer was left to some random person, not even anyone in the family. And we're like, that trailer was kind of nice, actually. It was in a scary part of town, but it was a nice trailer. I guess he couldn't move it.

No, he just gave it to, anyways, a long story, but one of my family members passed away, gave it to a random person. Friend, my family was his friend. It was his friend. I would have loved that trailer. I love that trailer. I spent time in that trailer with him. I have a theory that friend was closer than we think. Yeah, maybe.

All right. Like sexually? I wasn't there. That's true. It happened about, it happened around the same time, actually. He passed right when I met you, so I was around. Anyways, dark.

The prina, oh, yeah, anyway, and I date Beyonce, it's like a cultural thing, too, where, like, maybe she was just scamming. I don't know, but it's like a cultural thing where, like, in some Latin countries, too, like, pre-n-up is considered, like... Bad luck. Just, like, what's the point you mean?

It's, like, disrespectful. It's, like, a sign of disrespect, because it can be interpreted as you don't have faith in this relationship. It is tough, huh? It is tough. I don't know. I don't know how I feel.

Like, he just signed a $240,000, $240 million, sorry. Does I say $1,000? $240 million contract with the Dallas Cowboys. We're together 70 years. I buy her. Look, that's like not about the money, but if you are scared or whatever,

like you still get married, right? You like love it. Hope it works out for the long run. You know, you probably have kids as you would. That's kind of your pre-neper group. That's kind of your money, You know what I mean? Not to say that's why people have kids.

But if this guy's worth $240 million and you have kids with him, you're going to. So they were together for seven years? Yeah. So pretty much like his career was built at that time. Like she's not waiting there seven years that maybe one day you'll be successful. Because sometimes you know, sometimes you know when someone's going to be successful, you're like, I'm going to stick around for this one. He's going to be a big star. Right.

But if she sticks around for seven years, I'm like, okay, you're really you really want to be with this person. Like it's not just. I don't think like it sounds it sounds if he signed the deal before they even met that's a different story yeah you know then he's like okay I worked hard for something I want to protect it but they built they made it together but even if you work hard for something but if it happens before you meet somebody yeah but even then why you're like are in love with someone you want to spend the rest of your life you're going to take care of that person but sometimes it's more of a business decision Like if you have a business, the business is worth something.

It happened to my friend because his business, he basically had to break it into half. And he destroyed the business. And the business has nothing to do with their relationship. You know what I mean? So the building, the people worked. Like everything got basically destroyed. Because why? She took half of it.

So it got destroyed. But the business? I don't know. What about you? I think I'm pro pre-nup. I'm like, it's just like a. I don't know, to me, it doesn't insinuate, like, oh, I'm mentally preparing. It's just like, I don't know, be prepared for things, I guess.

Well, that's preparing. But it's not like, oh, I don't believe in this. I'm going to do it. It's like, well, I also don't believe that that giant city killer asteroid is going to hit the earth. But I guess, just to be safe, nuke it. Why not? Like, you know what I mean? Yeah, I really do see both sides.

I would argue the other side. I just think, like, you're in love with me. We're here for a life. Who cares? Like, if you think I want to steal your money or break your business, I mean, I guess you don't know. I guess you don't know people change and people, I guess that lady ended up bringing his business, I guess.

I just, I don't know. I'm so, like, I hope it was romantic where I'm just like, why am I doing this? Like, I, like, love you. I would take care of you. Like, you should take care of me. Like, we'd take care of each other no matter what. I don't know. Who had an ironclad pre-up?

Someone did. Gosh, was it a show or a real-life person? Someone had an ironclad pre-up who just got divorced recently. that doesn't sound familiar to anybody sounds more like a show I think it was a show because I remember the show they said that the housemaid

I'm dead because we were we're analyzing why right because like and she signed an ironclad pre-up so when he's like get out of my house I was like oh wait those ladies are whatever and then she was spoiler it so happy to get out of it you saw it you saw house meet

that was kind of that was good we watched it last week and that was scandalous. I love it. Yeah. I love it. I mean, the book is good though, so I knew the movie was going to eat. So, yeah. It was really good. I really enjoyed it. They really do look like each other. Amanda C.

City Sweeney does kind of look like a young Amanda C-Fried when she had the glass at the beginning. It gave Jennifer Boddy a man of C-Fried. Oh, kind of, huh? I didn't realize the similarities. I'm like, can't look at each other. Kind of, yeah. Loved it. Would love to be in it. The next one.

There's a sequel, yeah. Love. And then there's probably going to be a third. So it is a trilogy. I was seated. It was such a good twist and tail. That's what it was. The ironclad of green up.

Wasn't that? Well, yeah, you can probably be in the sequel. The sequel is no Amanda Seifred. So. Right. They kind of geared up with that other lady at the end, but I could always replace it. It's not even that. Oh, you know?

You watched it? I read the book. Are you read it? What is it? Can I be in it? Is there a mall type character? Is there a who? A mall type character?

Why does that be a maw type character? Because I didn't, like, give Octavius. spends her in Ma a little bit um i guess kind of there's just like a new it takes place a few years after the last one and like she already kind of is moving on with her like because at the end kind of insinue way she's going to go on like a avengers type like or like a vigilante type spree in the name of feminism yes um and she's the sequel takes up a few years after that where she just like she's in a relationship and she's trying to keep things going but it may or may not be calling to her to do one last

Judy calls, a little test. Love it. Yeah, so, but it's completely new, besides Sydney Sweeney, it's all new, surroundings and characters. Oh, I'm excited. I love that movie. I was really good. All right.

Do we have a big one? I blew my load too early with, like, Michaela and Brooke. Those were my big ones. Oh, is that the big ones? Okay. But I do have the more celebrity-focused ones. the Zara Larson controversy, I thought was funny when people were reacting to her viral abortion joke. Did you see that on TikTok?

No, but that sounds horrific. Oh my God, I'm scared for her. Did she make it? Well, someone, a fan, a fan was at her concert and posted a video of Zara singing. And the caption, like the text on the screen said, I didn't know I was pregnant here, but at least my baby got to hear midnight sun before I aborted it. And then Zara Larson commented, I killed the performance, and then you killed it after the performance per. And it was a very controversial joke. And then Zara had to address it in another TikTok.

She said, sorry, that's funny. Like, I don't know what I have to say. That's funny. Sorry if we don't have humor. And then she said that people who are very against abortions as health care, like she kind of criticized the pro-choice thing. And she said, why do you have to feel like abortion is only okay when it's a very hard decision? when it's something that women have to struggle with going through, when it's emotionally or physically painful.

Why does that make it morally superior than someone just wanting an abortion for whatever reason? So she basically was saying, like, why does a woman have to suffer? Like, why can people see it as more of a healthcare thing versus, like, a huge emotional decision, et cetera? So... Well, I feel like no one's arguing that, right?

Like, her fans are probably, like, liberal and we're all on that side. I don't think that was... Well, no, people took it and were very, like, moralizing it and making her seem like... Like, it got into definitely the other stratas feel like. Yes, yes, yes.

For sure. I feel I'm very pro-choice. I am pro-choice no matter what. Kind of a crazy comment, though, I think. I think it's like a little, I don't know. I don't know. I feel like a portion jokes are like, I don't know. To me, they're like never funny,

but that's just maybe I'm old or maybe I'm whatever. Yeah, I think definitely an age thing to you. I mean, like when, like plan B jokes, like, you know, when Tiana's like, I'm making it like, oh, I'd go take that back in her heyday, you know. Right. It's like I had to go take that plan B and like, you know, make it a whole thing. There's all the canceled podcast stories about like, you know, she had to go to this place, get the plan B.

They didn't have it. They'd go to this other place. So it's kind of similar to me, I guess. Okay. I think it is kind of a generational thing. Fair enough. I hated it. Just like I hated it to Tim and Shia on my bed.

You know, yeah. Fair enough. I think it's also very different when like you probably like you have kids. It took you like you a lot to even like be able to think that you could have. have kids so like your journey is also very yeah your perspective is because it's like an infertility thing too is like it's like it's always just like you know get it and like I support it and whenever people abortions it like never triggers me obviously but like yeah it's always just like it can be tough but yes it hits different for sure I think her perspective is very much like abortion is like women's health

like a women's healthcare thing it doesn't always have to be like this traumatic thing like if you accidentally got pregnant you didn't want the pregnancy go take care of it basically I think that's kind of her perspective on it. Yeah. With it. But she kind of kills me too because another interview, unrelated to this, just similarly silly, was like she did an interview and someone asked her about her abs. And she's like, I don't go to the gym.

I just laugh a lot. Oh. And I think she's supposed to it. I love a lot too and off ads. That's crazy. She's squashed. I think she just didn't want to like get wrapped up in like the fitness of it all. You know what I mean?

And all of a sudden have like all the fitness bros be like. like commenting on, commenting on, Czar Larson's app routine. Because they, I can't stand that. That's why I don't even like posting a workout thing

because someone will be like, your form here. Oh, you could be doing this and said, can you really be doing that way? You should be doing it. Like, you know what I mean? Like, people just,

it like invites people commenting on it. So I love just being like, I laugh a lot. Yeah, don't come from me. I know. People, another reason I guess it's good to be fat privilege. People are just happy you're moving.

This looks great. Like, you look great. You're doing so much. Pilates is so slow, so never looks that impressive, but people are always very sweet. That's sweet. That's so true because I remember when Brooke started. She's like, oh my God, I just remember. I was supposed to hang out with Brooke and I forgot to apply to her.

Like two months ago. Oh my. I'm so sorry, Brooke Schofield. Two months. It was so long. And I was like, I'm so sorry, Brooke Schofield. It just hit me that I forgot to reply to you. I apologize.

I'm the worst. Well, she's made it this far in. I don't know. Still watching after two and a half hours. After we talked about her, which by the way, Patreon. I'm Patreon.com slash just Trish. There's 10. Just like all the promos at the end.

Are you dead. Well, we love Brooke and we love Zara. But anyway, she wrap it up. It just reminded me. When she started Allo Fitness, everyone was commenting on her form and stuff. Isn't that crazy? Yeah.

And I do think, again, because she doesn't have the, the jester privilege, where like, yeah, with you, everyone, like your waist was so snatched in that train. Everyone's like, ooh, Trisha is working. She is Fitness Queen. Even that's like a 40-age waste.

Everyone's like, yes, Mama, but yeah, it is. It really is. That way, Shane was fierce. I love it. Oh, my God. You were looking snatched. Thanks. Moses puts it on me every time.

I should show the how to get it on. You need to. That is what we want to see, honey. Really? Next time, because you're always like, it's like three things and he's like holding it like this. That's fierce. It is actually a difficult to get on, but next time we'll have to.

The behind the scenes of behind the scenes. I wish I could show you behind the scenes. It's like, Moses, here, you run ahead of me. And then I'm going to go. It's just like, okay, stop, come back. I'm going to run through filming those things. They're always funny, but we're waiting for yours. You were going to do more in the gym.

Oh, yeah. I do have the vlog. Call Santiago. Yeah, well, I'll see them Wednesday. Oh, we both do Wednesdays. You do it before the podcast? Yeah, I do Wednesdays in the morning. Wednesdays and Fridays before work and then Sunday at 9.

Sunday's crazy. Your whole schedule. Yeah. You'll come find you. 24 hours. I'll be there. Come on. I am.

That's so funny. Never know. All right. That's it. If you want to see, maybe Moses has some hot topics that we haven't gotten to. I'm just thinking it's some salacious ones for Patreon, don't you? Of course.

Blind items. Blind items. Yeah. Et cetera. So blind. He doesn't even know what they are. Like, what is this about? I don't know, actually.

That's like a blind date. You don't open it until you. Until you open it. Well, Patreon.com slash just Trish. That sound thing will be off. That's annoying. Huh? What? She did try, like, the biggest amount of tin fish review in one go.

Someone with some eyeballs, too. You better go check it up. I'm not going to tell you how it went, but you can go. It was surprising. It was surprising. Love you guys. Thanks for watching. I took this whole episode about water.

I just had a shamrock shake as my hydration. I was like, why do I feel a little sick? I think that's why. Anyways, love you guys. Hope all as well. Eat some food. And good luck. Bye.