Just Trish - Just Trish Episode for Apr 28, 2026

Episode Date: April 28, 2026

0:00 BRING IT ON, LILY ALLEN CONCERT, DWTS20:15 ADELA, TRISH THREW HER BACK OUT27:00 TALKING ABOUT BODIES AND WEIGHT31:00 COMMERCIAL WITH OSCAR TOMORROW, MOVING IN, SIGMUND FREUD43:20 BIG BANG THEORY, EUPHORIA, OF REGRET54:30 SIDNEY SWEENEY STAGECOACH1:00:00 MADONNA ON GRINDR, ADDISON1:13:00 HELENA BOTHAM CARTER EXITS WHITE LOTUS1:21:00 MEGAN THEE STALLION, RUSSEL BRAND1:30:00 NED FULMER, MICHAEL, KHLOE KARDASHIAN CALLS OUT UBER EATS1:48:00 DAVID DOBRIK2:00:00 OLIVIA RODRIGO USED TRISHA'S SOUND Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Everyone kind of saw in the comments like, oh, he's still like the same and still. Yeah, he's an asshole. Obviously, he almost killed his friend and won't pay for his medical bill and tried tax fraud or insurance fraud. So it's like what? Like, oh my God, allegedly. Like, of course. Why are people gagged? His audience, that's what took their, his audience to be like, oh no, David, you're a bad person.

Like, what? Happy Tuesday. Ooh, our last week of April showers. This week brings May flowers and not like the colonizer ships that came in Thanksgiving. It's just May space flowers. You know what the Mayflower over there? You don't know if the May flowers?

Oh, the Mayflower. Yeah, the boat. Do you know about May flowers? May flowers. Yeah. I mean, spring, flowers? Yeah. Right?

I don't know. Anyways. Welcome to May, baby. We're in tourist season. Woo! We're the Toros. We are the Toros. Is that what it is?

Yeah. Is that the right cheer? We are the Toros, the mighty, mighty Toros. We're so terrific. Rachel. Choros. Yes. How do you know that?

What? How do you know that? Did they love Choros? Oh, I bet you were like finishing the cheer. When I be the gag, I was like, I know bring it on so well. That's kind of problematic, though, right? Bring it on. Right?

I think you know Gabriel Union talked about it. A lot of racial stereotypes now that you mention it. But I think even filming it Gabriel Union is like they used us in the trailer so much and then like we were so minimal. I think like originally it was supposed to be like

half Clovers, half Toros and then I had no idea. I think they or maybe it was reversed. Maybe they didn't use them in the trailer. Something where it was like their part was minimized because you remember the group black? It's like oh baby bring it. Yeah.

How are I've never heard them. I don't think. Bring it back to me. Yeah, I love them. They were so cool. They were around the 3LW time too. They were around the same time. Oh, my God.

They were just super cute. And they were the Clover. I never knew that with Gabriel Union. They kind of gave it. Anyways. I love, oh my God. I'm kind of guy because I, like, love them and I wish they, like, I feel like I missed out.

Like, I can't think you don't remember. They were kind of the it girls for a minute. I'm gagged that I miss out because they're so cute. They're so cute. They're so cute. It's so crazy how this. Y2K baby because like girls will be wearing these outfits today and be looking fierce. Yeah, they were giving Powerpuff girls.

They're giving everything. Yeah, I guess you are a little younger, I guess because I guess I was pretty young too when they came out. But I forget you're even younger. Anyways, what an intro. So much you talk about actually. I don't know if there's any hot topics, but I've got a lot to talk about. I'm sure you have a lot to talk about the gift of gab. We always gab on over here at the Just Trish podcast, you guys.

My book is out. Crying on the kitchen floor. A memoir. Not out. it's what did I say? You said my book is out. Well, for pre-order. Do you want an advanced copy?

I was told today by the publishers that certain like book talkers or booktubers get advanced copies for the summer. Oh my God, like an arc, an advanced reader's copy? I would love one. Yes, that's what it is? Yeah. And then they like people who leave reviews on good reads. Oh, let me activate my good reads.

I haven't been on there in a minute, but she'll be activated. Okay. Because I was like, how does it not leak? Ooh. She's like, well, there are people we trust. I guess they, like, work with them. And if you break the trust, then I guess, like, they don't get puppies anymore. Tea.

That is interesting, though, because, like, for shows and movies, like, they're watermarked, but, like, you can't watermark every page on a book. So, interesting. Yeah. I guess it's just blind trust. Yeah. I think there's, like, a rollout where it's, like, 20 people get it in the summer and 20 people get in the little little T's to be like, hey, this is what is in the book.

It's not out. It's pre-order. Pre-order the book. Today, wherever books are sold, well, for the majority. Oscar Gracie has Oscar Gracie vlogs. Soon. Coming in the near future. Yes, very near.

Well, there's old vlogs. Go watch those. Yeah, yeah. He just bought a house. Could use the views. Right? Always. Always.

No, say, go to our Patreon too. Patreon.com slash just Trish. Because Oscar and I are going to do a dance class this week with Cedric. I'm so excited. Everything's books. I was stoked. It's going to be so fun. We're going to go to his studio.

So it's going to be an out of the house, Patreon. It's also kind of workout. It's maybe Katzai, me just doing the dance. I know. I was like, I hope we can do it. And actually, you were right. We want to finally be relevant because I think we did the touch dance like five months after the song came out.

So it'll be nice to be semi-relevant. Is this current? It came out like two weeks ago. Perfect. Yeah. It does look so complicated. So hard. But I have faith in us.

Yeah. So this is your own Dancing with the Stars you're making. Yes, we are. That's right, with Cedric. It always happened. I've been doing dancing with the Stars for a while. Basically that. It's what we're doing.

So if you guys want to see that in the dance video, go to our Patreon. And we did a React video this weekend. There's just so many good things over there. And then go over to Moses at Moses cooking videos. You know, he's just cooking up a storm over there. And I appreciate it. I love it. People are loving it.

People are cooking with Moses. Check out. and do some soup if you're feeling under the weather, this will make you healthy. Or just, you love soup just because sometimes, too. I make it once a week, no matter what, yeah. I love soup. I do love it. What's your favorite soup?

Moses is. You know, he just puts a little bit of everything in there, a little bit of chicken. What's your favorite part about the soup? Oh, I love how warm it is. Oh, sweet tummy, nice and warm and coated. And full. And full. Do you get full of?

People say they're like, I'm so full after soup. Okay. That's what's always funny. You always think it's like soup is just drinking water. It is. It is like potatoes and chicken. Well, yours is crazy. It's heavy.

Like there's stuff in it. Well, because like at Brent's you can see it's pretty light. Yours is like a full Thanksgiving dinner in there. It's like the chicken bone and the like giant chunky potato. I'm like that's not really a soup. That's kind of just things in broth. But I guess that's why. Yeah.

I'm not. I love it. Anyways, and then we did my book. And also a little bit of sad news, but good news, you guys. Okay, so my Netflix is a joke and my name is shown Indio had to be canceled. I booked those shows last year. And good news, is there something really exciting happening that week? It's also the week of my birthday.

So my birthday kind of got canceled and moved around. Mother's Day is getting moved around and everything. But it's all good stuff. And you will see why very soon. But I am really, really sad. I was really excited to perform. but there will be full refunds available. I will still be in London, May 24th.

So, you know, if you can just pop over across the pond, you can come see me there. And there will be a book tour. There will be a book tour. So that's my whole fall is dedicated to this and doing that. And maybe I'll sing at my book tour. Or maybe I'll just sign books. I don't know.

But I am sorry to disappoint. And I just wanted to make sure that you guys knew and heard it here from me. And then you can get a full refund and all that stuff. But like I said, it's a good thing. It was a scheduling humplect, which is like, you know, made me sad, but there'll be more shows. I do too many shows. I think last year, too, you're like too many.

But that's okay. I'll be back. And I love performing. I saw Lily Allen this weekend and I was like, you know what? You had a lot of side quests this weekend. So much popped up. I was like, what is going on in the Trish cinematic universe? I don't know.

This month of April was us going out. We did four nights and they were always back to back. It was like hacks and euphoria were back to back. And Lily Allen and Dancing Stars are back to back. We were definitely, I feel like, okay, my energy feels a little, like, low. I feel like maybe I just went out too much. I think it's like I don't drink, but it feels like I did. You know what I mean?

What is that called? Like when you're like, drink too much? It was like, hungover? Yeah. I think I'm that. Well, the thing is that no matter what we do, we have, we wake up at 5 a.m. Yeah. No matter what we do, because that's how our life is here.

So yeah, instead of going to bed at 8 p.m., we're just going out at that time. So that's why. We were just going out at 8. It was worth it. It was so much fun. Definitely worth it. in it today on this Monday. We film on a Monday and you guys see it on Tuesday.

I feel great though. I feel great. I was having the best time ever. And yeah, I watched Lily Allen, which we, she was a hot topic. She was a hot topic on here. She performed her whole new album and it was so good. And made me want to perform again. She's so good.

She's singing live. She doesn't even talk. She just sings the whole time, which is kind of everything. She's like in her lingerie, just telling you the story of how David Harbour is like a piece of shit. And I love it. She just like, also love a short and sweet. I saw an article. I think it was like variety.

or one of those big publications did an article about how like under an hour shows are the new like chic thing. Because you know how some people will like complain or whatever. Like they're like, no, no, no. Like this is like the in and out of it all. There's no intermission.

There's no holding the bathroom. Like it's just, you know, you get a cute show and you're out. And it's kind of wonderful actually. And hers was 55 minutes. She did her whole album. It was amazing. We got all the team.

It was a really good show. Like the music was amazing. The singing, the set, everything about it. She was really good. Mm-hmm. And she performed. I guess you believe it, Pallas was so good. Do you have you heard it?

Yes, of course. Be Palace, Pallis, Pallis. I thought it was your dojo. Dojo. I was, that one, I also liked that. I'm the your monogam mommy. I'm just trying to be open. She was like just so good.

I was like, you know what? I feel us. And then we got to go, we're obviously like, we're hanging on her dressing room. Like, do you want to guess when we come backstage before? We're like, sure. Didn't know we're going to be like hang out in her actual dressing room. Just with her glam.

Yeah. Like her personal one with a couch. I was just like, I was just like us, just me and Moses. With her glam and, you know, like, yeah, like her assistant and stuff like that. And she was just chill. She just came over. And then she said, thanks for me with Madeline. And she's like, that f***ing.

Like, she was just so real. She was like, love it. I just like loved everything about her. She was cool. She was gorgeous. She had this beautiful, like, trashy lingerie, like robe on and stuff. And that wasn't even her performance off. But she was just gorge.

I will forever see and Lilian and I got to be Madeline which was very exciting and when I love the show everyone's like oh my god Madeline like even if they didn't know me they were like gagged that I was the Madeline so thanks so much for having me girl that was really exciting I really haven't been to a concert

we were talking about it as like a concert not a Vegas show because I think Vegas shows are a little different like a concert someone clock me but I really think like Ben Platt was that the last one? Okay before that I want to say like 10 years but right Ben Platt

You're right. Okay, I did go to a concert. Ben Platt is definitely a concert. You're right. I think before that, honestly, I don't know, maybe 20 years. I'm not kidding. Yeah, because as a Trish Dorian, your Vegas ones pop up.

Vegas. Yeah. Besides those. Yeah. I really can't remember. Like a concert. Yeah. Broadway short, but like a concert concert.

It was so fun. And like all her like, all her fans are just all my people. They're like millennial gays. And I just loved it so much. Like everyone, I think we cross over. cross-pollinate audiences because there was like... They much knew everyone there. Well, also, yeah, I didn't know everyone there.

Bowen Yang texts to me. Moes like, Boen texted you. And he's like, Madeline. He was like behind us. Him and Matt Rogers. I didn't see Matt, but Cocoa Moko told me she saw Matt Rogers there. Yeah, because Cocoa was there. And then right next to us was Terrence O'Connor.

What? Yeah. And he's like, hey. I was like, whoever sat in the middle of you and Terrence was like, I was in the middle of you and Terrence. I was like, actually, Trisha and Taylor was. But technically she was in the middle of you. but saw my, yeah, saw one of my collaborators on the book.

That was so random. Like, just to the most random people who came to our Greek show that came to the Greek. People who were a fan of the patron or members of the patron, he had it pulled up. He's like, I don't remember. And I kind of love that. Like, yeah, let's see that proof. Like a budge. Yeah.

He's like, look. And I was like, love that. He said he was a fan of Moses's cooking videos. Love that. Like my touring agents from CAA were there. They had no connection to Lily Allen. And they were just in the lobby. And it was like, my really close one, Ryan.

and Emily and I was just like, hey. So it was just a night. Emily from CA was also at Dancing with the Stars just randomly. She was just like, also I saw you at Dancing with Stars. I was like, okay. So that was amazing. Tommy Dwarfman introduced me to Lily Allen. Tommy was like, love her.

She's like, Lily Allen wants your phone number. And I was like, period. I felt like it was very like Justin Bieber one less lonely girl, but cooler. I felt very that. It is actually giving that. You're so right. You're so right. And yeah, for the people who don't know,

she picks one each show. Some people, Lisa Renna was it the second night And some people were like, such a distraction taking away from Lily. Like, no, like you're supposed to stand that. That's the gag. And she said that too because I asked her before. I was like, okay, do you want me?

Because I've seen some people like stay in the chair. Some people, she said, no, get up. She was only if you want. But she goes, yeah, get up. So I was like, okay. So you just don't know how to play it, right? Because like, obviously it's like the affair partner. So I'm like, okay, am I supposed to be like acting?

I don't know. It was so much fun. I felt very, very cool. I think it's the first time that's ever happened I was like picked out of the crowd it felt very like a watt pad

is that right it is gonna give me that is that okay yeah what pad I think it's you are very Billy Elish

at Beavercella like I do see that exactly oh I felt so cool I was like no one can tell me anything everyone was texting me

from all oh Tatiana which is Katie Perry stylist who stylus who styled me for polyester she was there everybody was there

Jared had a friend that was front row who took a I had all angles everyone was giving me all the angles it was so fun

it was such a gag That was a fun. And it was like 9 o'clock at like the Orphiam. It was wonderful. That was so much fun. And then, um, then we went to dancing with the Stars tour. Do you know they tour? Yes.

That's so cool. It's so cool. It's like production. Like it looked like it's at the Dobby Theater. I lived like the Oscar stage. Like there was just like fancy graphics and sets and everything. Like everyone was changing costumes every, like every minute, basically every number. It was so cool.

And we went Iowa. Ezra invited me to go. Azar did say he wanted to pull me on stage, but he did not tell me I was dancing. So that was improv. Oh my God. I thought it was like rehearsed with other people. Like when he's pulled people on stage, which I saw after I should have looked before. There was like a person like a professional cheerleader that he did like a whole like tango with and stuff.

So I think he's practiced with people before. But didn't tell me. And then even intermission, he comes to the lounge and his costume. He was like, hey, you ready? And I was like, oh, what am I doing? It's better if you don't know. No, it's better if I do know. Because I was so.

Oh my God. I was. Oh my God. I really just like, almost like all the noise disappears when I go on stage. Like, it's almost like, I don't know what it is. Like, I didn't hear if anyone cheered for me. I didn't hear anything. It just sounds like silence.

Yeah, it's so weird. I literally, I'm like, what did I just do? I literally come back to Moses. I'm like, was that bad? The crowd was going crazy because it's like, this is, it's a very unique crowd, the crowd of like reality TV shows. They're excited. They're fans.

They're so, like, nicest people. And they were excited. And yeah, I think, like, she doesn't remember anything. she did on stage. I was showing her. I luckily I filmed the whole thing. I was like, I love when you did that thing. He's just like, when? What did they do? I know. I was like, oh no. Someone's like, you shakes. You were shaking the butt. I was like, oh my God. Like, it was, I don't know. I was very. I did a pirouette into a backband.

Did I? Did I do a little pirouette? I don't even know. So death drop. Like, can you imagine? I probably should have. I don't think I did. Did I know? Did I go down? I think I went down. I feel like we should just make things up since you don't know. Oh my God. So mean. Like, she. Like, she. There's no memory. Let's just lie. You could. Honestly, I wouldn't know.

I thought they were bringing, like, multiple people up. And I thought Ezra, like, I was his pick or whatever. But, like, I was, like, the only one up there. Then I got really nervous because then all of them were there. And I was just like, oh, my God, this is so nerve-wracking. And then I, again, I, like, the noise came out. And then the first question I got wrong, I was like, oh, my gosh, I need to focus more. So it was great.

I would love to be on. Would love to be on. I'm just going to say, I feel like before I'm like, I don't know. I don't think I would do it, but I would do it. I want to do it. I want to do it. Even the host of the show when we were leaving. Oh, Alfonso O'Orber, always did see him too.

Because you were like walking out. He walks past us. And I was like, say, thank you. And then he turned around. He's like, what did he tell you? He's like, hope to see you next season. Oh. He got to meet Brandon Armstrong and Briley Armstrong.

I was like waiting for the bathroom. And Briley comes up and she says, I love you. And I was like, oh, my God, I love you. Because I recognize her right away from the TikTok. So she's like, number one supportive dance wife. And she dances with him. And there's, so cute. And Brandon's like recently heard his arm. He came up to and introduced himself. Like,

it was just because I'm super shy. I'm a wallflower. I will be like, let me go to the bathroom and just stand in the line. Like I'm very that. Like I don't know. I get really, really shy, but everyone was very nice. Um, Gleb was back there. That was the, his girlfriend is the one I was talking to that new Lena, the plug with all the makeup artist stuff. That was cool. So it was really cool. And everyone, everyone said the same. I'm out backstage. Like, I hope to see you this season. So, you know, she said that was your audition. So I was like, okay. I hope not. They're like absolutely not from that. Um, I really, I really, want to. I've always wanted to. I thought like that was obvious, but I think some people, like,

I think it was Briley who was like, would you really though? And I was like, but like, what do you mean? Like, of course. It's like the biggest show in the world. Like, that's all I wanted to do. But, um, yeah, I want to, you know, would love, I'd go on the full tour. They did 80 shows since January. That's crazy. They know they've 16 more, so. Oh, my God. They rotate the like, the celebs. Um, I'll do the whole, I'll do all 80 shows. I will do it. I don't know physically if I could. Because even Brandon was like after 80 shows. Like he literally just like fell one way. Yeah, they always have injuries.

Well, yeah, because they're doing 80 shows. It's such high energy. I mean, they're dancing in a way that it's not like calm the whole time. They're like. It's insane, the intensity of the dances and what they do. It's kind of like Olympics of dance. Yeah. What they do there.

A thousand percent. It's a two-hour show and they're just dancing nonstop. It was actually so beautiful and so wonderful. That was a really cool show. They sold out two nights at Dobie Theater. And Lily Ellen, too. I think she's going to start. I think she's going to do like a.

arena tour or something like that because I think they always like start off at like more like intimate shows and then I think they end up doing like big arena because like her fans too Lily Allen's hand oh my gosh every single word and it's a new album it came out like last year yeah every single word everyone was seeing so loud too standing ovation right when she walked out it's cool to see those phantoms dancing with the stars fandom was so crazy just people insane they love Robert Irwin they do oh my god I don't know if I've ever been like so deafening by that that was crazy international treasure he is wild like just being on stage and everyone's like and then we took off the shirt oh my god I mean it was like shaking it was so that was crazy right like any anyways I love it I love fandoms I love people who just and also love I do love shows I will say

I do love shows which is why I was like sad that I can't do my India one because I do love shows because it is just like this escape you know for everyone to just go like the world can just like suck sometimes and then you just go to the show and it doesn't suck anymore And then it doesn't suck after either because you're like, whatever. I just have like the best time ever, who cares what anything else, you know? And it's, it is magical. I should go to more shows.

I really should go to more shows. And they're all doing a great service. It was so good. Everything was so good. I had so much fun. I am tired, but I'm, you know, invite me to your next show. That's fun. Who's touring?

Seek, where are you at? I would love, honestly. I like when people do fan interaction. I guess Zara Larson does that too, right? She brings a fan up on stage. Lush life dance. Do you think I could DM her and be like, hey, girl. Oh my God.

I would actually live for you to be the less life girl or non-binary or person because also boys do it. So I should just say person. I do love that. Yeah, because like I guess Lily Allen does like, you know, sometimes if they know someone's in there, but also she just picks random people sometimes to spotlight. Which I think is kind of cool. I actually wonder how they pick for Zara because everyone who comes up like does know

the dance. And sometimes like little kids, like little, I guess they're just on. TikTok a lot so that kind of makes sense but they would like sometimes they gag Zara with like how good they're doing oh so they must free maybe they ask like oh do you know the dance you want to do it they must add to the show like when you're usually at concerts when they have something like that's like in the lobby or like when you're at your seat like they usually go to someone who's like very excited in their seat wait like before the show comes on like when they're just playing music that's normally when they ask if you want to come on stage yeah yeah that's pretty cool I don't know how many people

do it anymore like just a people were gonna do with badge was kind of cool that was like that's kind of yeah who would you want to go on stage with if you could pick one oh my god I would really want to go on stage with adela and do um she has this dance that's going viral on tic-tok right now from her new song and she's a ballerina though so it's like really intense choreo but it looks so cool and I feel like if I practice for like a couple weeks I could nail it because she's coming in like two weeks with Demi Lovato. She'll be in Anaheim. I didn't know she's coming here in two weeks

to Debbie Lovato. I was like, okay. Yeah, I'm surprised. Demi, Anadela are coming here. I was like, okay. Okay, is it a TikTok dance or is it like a full dance? She does that you like. She does it in the music video.

Like it's a full dance. But like there's one move in particular like during, I guess it's like the bridge where it like I don't even know how to describe it. I'll have Jimmy just put it because I can't even really do it. But like she does this crazy thing with like her knees and her toes are pointed. And then the. The real dancers on TikTok, not like, you know, the, like a Charlie DeMilleo moment. Like, it's like the real dancers.

Oh my God. Like Charlie is good. She is pretty good. But I'm telling like the trained, like professional choreographers. Yeah. Oh, right. Not like influencers who dance, if that makes sense. Right, right, right.

I got you. Are the ones that are doing it and they look so good. But I'll throw my, I'll be the Charlie DeMilio of the KGB dance. Okay. We could try it on Wednesday. We can throw it. But we also learn this dance too. Tea.

I would love that. that. But you can do it for TikTok, like a 10 second one, or you need to do the full. It's a quick, yeah, it's a 10 second. Yeah, that I think it's easy. Like, anytime we rehearse for tour and I want to do like a little dance, I'm like, can you just teach me this in like five? Like, I think we could do it if it's not too hard.

I don't know. Yeah, it looks physically hard, but I think we could do it if we really set up minds and bodies to it, I guess. Well, I throw out my back. That's the thing. I throw on my back Saturday morning at the park. Like, every time if we like go out, which weekend, we were going out way more of this month.

It's so crazy. Like before we had kids. Before, when I was in my 20s, I never went out this much. I think I probably went out four times a year when I was in my 20s. Like, it is crazy to go out four times. But, like, in the mornings, we always do, like, so much with the kids. And so we go to, like, these crazy parks or whatever. And, like, I was trying to, like, help Elvis.

She got, like, not. It sounds bad if I'm stuck in the middle of the bridge, but it's, like, a kid's bridge. And she was, like, and I was right there behind her. But then she didn't want to move more. So I was like, I just literally went down to, like, walk her. My back. Have you ever thrown out your back? Yes.

Like, I never have. Like I have like I've had like back pain but like doing Pilates my back has become so strong. Oh my God. I bent over. I literally thought like it's not even being like I literally thought I was like paralyzed. Like I could not move. Even when I went to go sit down, I'm like I can't feel anything. Like I was so I almost was going to vomit from the nausea.

My face went white. Like I thought I was going to pass out from the pain. Oh my God. That was the most painful thing. Luckily my sister was there. Well, Moses was there too. But obviously he was like with Aquamanama. So my sister kind of came to like walk her across.

But like oh my I could not get up. And well you came around and you're like what happened? I'm like I'm just like stuck. I could not get up. She was in tears. Oh my God. And I didn't want to cry because I'm Mabu's sees. I'm like, I was stuck.

I was stuck. That's never happened. So that was like, and what did I say? Right when that happened, I was like, oh my God, I have dancing with the stars tomorrow. My sister's like, you're not dancing with the stars? I was like, well, I assumed I was going to dance a little. And I was like, oh, no, but you know, I still, I don't know what I did. I didn't watch it really.

I really didn't watch. I saw that they posted, which I love. I like to do, I like to perform. I don't like to watch myself perform. You know what I mean? I feel you all that. Yeah, I just think it's not my thing. But then I hurt myself.

What else I did? And I hurt myself again. I hear myself again. Was it just the back? I thought I had something else. A little nausea this morning. I was a little nauseous. We had these fried banana donuts from Binda Yamashiro.

No. Really? It's been here for like 100 years in Hollywood. It's like on top of my Magic Castle and it looks over L.A. Oh, is that the spot where everyone gets paparazzied? I don't know. It's kind of like in the hill. Maybe.

it's been I guess it's like a celebrity thing I've never been it was our first time going Yamashiro Because I know I always see these paparazzi photos of everyone Really? And it's like on the second Floor of like a parking structure that they're walking out of Maybe

You do kind of go up it could be that one We got there early, you know we love a 5 o'clock Have you been a Magic Castle? Have you been a Magic Castle? No What? I can't believe you like grew up in L.A. and haven't been any of these spots I never been to Magic Castle either but that's like the thing that people go to. Oh, sushi Park is the one that everyone goes to.

Sushi Park. Where's that? We need to go there. I picked it because Moses is like sushi, so I was like trying to find sushi. Sushi Park, where's that? Is it like how bassist? It's on sunset in West Hollywood. But it's like on the second story of like a strip mall.

And it's so, it like looks so unassuming, but every celebrity is always photograph leaving there. Like Kendall Jenner, Taylor Swift. Like Haley Beeper, Billy, like everyone goes there. And I don't understand why, but. Just the place to be. Okay, next date night, sushi park. Because we're running out.

We're like, oh, my gosh, where do we go next? But that'll be, yeah. There's more sushi places on Ventura than there is in Kyoto, Japan. But we don't go to Amintura. I was talking about Hollywood. Ooh, I was getting sushi on Ventura, no offense. That's really good ones. But like Hollywood, like he said, like sushi park, Yamashiro, Katsuya.

Ventura is a crazy one. Sushi is like getting. sushi at Ralph, which we love Ralph, but getting sushi at there is diabolical. No, no. There's some new good spots. I don't know about that. But we did eat good. But I had these fried like donut things and I like should have stopped it too and I just like kept eating.

Oh, they brought out a dessert boat. That's what it happened. So I was just ordering the banana donuts, which were like three little fried donuts. And one of Britney Spears's original dancer is T. T.J.S. Winosa, who I love so much was working there. He's like the, he's like the original Britney dancer. He was blonde. He was behind her and baby one more time.

He's her partner and sometimes he toured with her. He's an oops I did it. He's in every single Britney video from like 1995 to like 2005. And he knows Jeremy and was like, this is a drink from me and Jeremy. And I was like, oh my gosh. And then he does like management now or stuff too. But then I ordered the desserts.

And then I kind of heard him ask our waiter like, oh, did they order desserts? They came out with a giant sushi boat with sparklers and it had every dessert. It had s'mores. I know. I know. I know. I love that. I love that.

You know? This is what I got really excited about. I was like, well, I would be good. I was gagged. In the boat with the two sparklers, it looked like like Titanic. It was like, oh, it was, I was like, I was like, I was, I was, I was, I was, it was, it was, it was a vibe. Everything was good there. Everything was good.

Everything was good. Everything was good. I just ate so many desserts. And I think that's honestly why I feel like, because I've been doing like no sweets lately. I've been very proud of myself, which is like really weird. Okay, trigger warning or like just, go ahead. I want to talk about body just for real quick because it's like a body image thing, which is like so crazy. Maybe you can relate.

Um, I've been like so good because I haven't trying to cut out like sweets. I like whatever. I try and like do smaller portions, cut out sweets. I've been like really working hard. Like walking and Pilates. Like I've really been trying to do like exercise. So I was like, okay, when I gave birth to Aquaman, I was 265, which is my heaviest. Then when I really started to like, okay, I'm going to like lock in and do no sweets.

I was at 24. And then yesterday has 226. And I was like, oh my God. And that was like within like two months or whatever like that. And I was like so excited. But like weirdly and you'll see. When I first sat down, I was in my denim skirt and I switched into this. Like weirdly, like the scale.

the number on the scale has gone down significantly, but I still feel humongous. Like when I sat down, I was like, oh my God, my belly is bigger than ever. Meanwhile, when I was 265, I'm wearing like low cut everything. Just like, it's like such a weird thing. Like you lose weight but actually feel fatter. Oh, 100%. Have you felt it?

Yeah. Even when I was like super like skinny. Looking back, I'm like, I was way too skinny, but I always thought it was as big as a house. Even when you were like your tiniest. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. I mean, it's a weird. It's one thing to be like. like, okay, you still feel like insecure.

It's another thing to, like, I actually feel humongous, even though I'm like 20 pounds lighter than I was two months ago when I just stopped sugar. Like, it's like so weird. I know. I don't really get it. Because I haven't been my 220 since, uh, I think before Malbo. I think it's 22 before I got pregnant with Malibu.

So like, I was like, this is one of my smallest, but it feels, uh, very weird. And then I did have the sweets last night. And it really, it is weird how you don't have them. And now my tummy is just like, well, today I was kind of like, that's kind of crazy. I think your body gets used to, not having like processing sugar sugar is an addiction it's like well you know what else a fried food I don't really eat fried food that much anymore like really not I don't know like I just don't eat

it like but truffle fries both times we went to crags and truffle fries when we went to here oh my god like my tummy I think that I mean it's an oil so I think that oil is just something about it's so good like I know I like would tell you like don't let me get those again but you know I'm going to be like, get me those truffle fries. So that was, you know, our weekend. I'm casual today because I had to switch them out of my denim skirt, but yeah, me and Oscar are going to

dance this weekend, this week, and our commercial shoot tomorrow. Oh, my gosh. I'm very excited. Did they send you the script? I haven't checked my email today. Okay. What? How is that loud? I was like, okay. Um, maybe, maybe they did this morning. I didn't check today, not over the weekend.

They emailed you. They've been in contact with you. Yes, yes, yes. I did paperwork and stuff. Oh. Yes. Wow. This is very exciting.

They wrote like a pretty big part for you. I feel like originally like Oscar, well, I won't say what the action is, but it was originally like, you know, I don't know. I just thought it was like a little cameo, but we're full on co-starring together. Wow. And I love it. I think it's going to be, did you get it? I'm looking through it.

deck right now. Oh, oh, so it's in there. Yeah, it's in the deck. Oh, okay. Oh, my gosh. I love your lines. It's so you.

The person who wrote it watches the podcast all the time. It's a lot of mama, gag them. Oh, I love it. Oh, my God. This is like a little, this is kind of spooky

because this is exactly how I speak. I know. when we were going over, I was like, okay. Have I that person? Is that an Oscar super fan? Oscar Super fan. Oh my God. This is sending me.

It's so funny. It's so funny. It'll be out like really soon too. Oh my God. I am so excited to do it with you. I just think that's so fun. I was like, wait, I love this. That is so funny.

Yeah, it's cute. It's like a cute little short thing, but I think it's going to be so much fun. Oh, I live. Okay. Oh, I'm so excited. Yeah, we're shouldn't have like this little like a mansion. and stuff. It's going to be like a vibe. Oh, I'm so excited.

But it's cute. It's really, it's really cute. I'm really excited for it. Do that tomorrow and plans over there for tomorrow, you? Oh yeah. Tomorrow's a big day, but that's something I can disclose. Oh, why not? Oh, okay. I don't even know what you're doing, so I don't know. Do I know? We talked about it.

Oh, okay. Sounds fun to me. Something by the water. love love love my commercial debut it's very exciting i'm so excited yeah once you gave me that news i did immediately go and i was like okay this is a sign to get a fish tank so i did you yeah yeah yay i'm so excited but yeah i was moving in this weekend so i feel very out of the loop like i was really offline until i was preparing hot topics and i was like wow you miss a lot when you are like living life you know that's crazy is there's something beautiful about that too as much as we love being

Carnically online, it's like literally our job. But I do love, again, like touching grass and being like, wait, there's just like a world out here. Right. Like a world that is just like doesn't give an F about any drama you're going through or do you think that. They're just like, we're just here to vibe. It's so funny because some like when we're so in it and I'm so on it and I talk about things assuming that everyone has seen it because it's like all icy and people don't have an idea. I was like, how did you miss that?

Like, how did you miss this story? How did you miss this engagement? How did you miss this feud? Yeah. And then, wow, three days of just being unreachable, off the grid. I love it. On the grid, technically. But, you know what I mean.

Yeah, offline. Yes, yeah. No, it's like the reality check too. Like, my sister, too. Like, I never even heard of that. I'm like, what do you mean? That's all that's MJ Gray is getting married. And she said she wasn't going to.

And she's like, what? Like, what are you talking about? Like people, yeah, sometimes it is good to just log off. And you are moving? Yeah. You're moved completely? Girl, it's going to be a minute. It's going to be a minute.

before everything is warmed up. Don't hold your breath for the housewarming. And maybe June, maybe a Pride month, house warming. The housewarming's coming. I talked to Dary and it's on its way. I'm like, don't let Oscar get this. What is it? I can't tell you, I'm really excited. I'm really excited. I think it's a really good one. I had a feeling. I was like, I feel like the housewarming is like never, all of us, it never happens.

I'm like, it might never happen. Next month. Yeah. So I was like, we'll just give that. Yeah. But then when you say things, I'm like, okay, let me make a note and let me, because it's so hard to like get things to like. So we did, we do have one coming your way. Shout out Darien, who's like the real one right there.

He is pretty bad at keeping secrets too. So the fact that he's been able to. Wow. I know. I am too. We just being like, ah, you're giving you hints,

but it's going to be cool. But I thought about the fish tank, but I don't know if he knew the details on how to get that. I don't know how you would even go about doing it because it's kind of an insane problem. You have to be kind of in the know. It's like, if you know,

you know, kind of what you mean and what it is and how to get it. It was such a process even getting it. into my house, but... It's there. It is there. It's empty. It's going to be empty for us.

That's what I'm saying. The houseworm is going to be... I got a fish in there before there's a houseworm. Your little sneak peek you showed on Instagram with the white couch and the white tail. I was like, booge. Fancy. Don't get a twist. Don't get it twisted.

Don't get it twisted. Thank you. The Outlet Store. CB2. The CB2 clearance section. Which actually I heard, yes, the McLamp team was actually saying because CB2 is kind of booge. It's like, boogy actually. CB2 is booge.

Yeah. Yeah. But it's the, it was the clearance section plus you got to remember the 30% off with the employee discount. Right, right. Was that the, lovely work, but. Is that the couch that you want, the one you showed on your Instagram? Is that the one you cover that you don't let Dary eat on? No, that one is in our entertainment.

Now you have two couches he can't eat on because that's white. Actually, that one he won't even sit on. But that's actually his choice. What do you mean he won't sit on? Like when we're in the living room, he sits on the floor and I sit in our new like accent chair. But he's scared to sit on it because it is white. So he'll sit on the floor. I've never heard of this.

You bought a couch. Yeah, it's like a magazine house. Yeah, so it is kind of even not. Except you live there. I know a lot of people in New York that have those amazing loft and every room is designed by a designer. And nobody touches anything. It looks the way it looks in the magazine and nobody sits there ever, ever, ever. Yep.

Like there's rooms. There's usually a cozy room. That's where everyone just watches. Moses gets it. Watch a TV. It's all that stuff. And there's the pretty rooms that are just aesthetical. But why?

Like, tell me why. Because it's so gorgeous and furniture is expensive, even though I got a cheap. But, like, someone comes over and I'm like, oh, my God, I love this room. Let's have a seat. And you're like, no. Just look. People will be able to sit there, but I'm going to be keeping the closest eye on them. Like, you can't have the dead of bed.

You can't be serving food there. Like, no food. No food. What? Uh-huh. It's not that kind of home. This is a classy home. Either shoes off or you got to have the little, you know, booty covers, the little booty

slippers. Oh, 1,000% shoes off. Yeah. I got to check what you're wearing before you sit down on there. Like you have to, you know, make sure no, no tanner, no lotion. Make sure the denim is the good quality. That's not going to transfer the blue. Yeah, even a blue jeans will leave marks on white fabric.

Nothing's getting past me. Nothing's going to pass me. I know Daryon got upset. One of the cats went and stepped on it. Her little paw print was on there. He was very upset. I know. So at this point, it's tarnished.

Just sending it. No, because we got an upholstery clean. Mind you, I got out the outlet store heavily discounted because I, I, I think, think some kids were running on it because they had little footprints on it like little raccoons but like little baby footprints so it was kind of dirty but it was so cheap because it was dirty and like someone returned it okay um and it was even more discounted because no one was buying it because people looked at it oh it was kind of dirty yeah we're like I think we can just get it upholstery clean and like it would be brand new so it was so cheap um but now it looks gorgeous and sparkly it is

gorge it looks brand new like fancy I do feel like booge I love that it's like boogeau a budget because it appears bougie but everything was so heavily discounted but it's just I was but you did the work but I told everybody yeah you did the work to get it so that's where the value yeah it's not that you you know you did work for that yeah I'm more proud because I did I hunted it down you know what I mean no that's a talent I can never do that like when people find like threat finds that that's like it's such a talent we're discount people for sure we do Bob's furniture and Will & Hells we love yeah love uh Jerome's and Torrance love.

That's where I got my, I had that big couch on the beach, the one where I had that really big couch. And there was like a table. I remember Shane was like, you need this couch, you need this table. And I was like,

yes, and it was Jerome's and Torrance. We love a living spaces. Love living spaces. And I think our couch up there is Reeds, which is honestly the best. Everyone's like, this couch is so comfortable.

Obviously, Moses designed's furniture, but it's, you know, he has high-end people wearing. And the couch is great, but now we have milk stains all over the couch. And I'm like,

We had a crane lift that into our house. How do we clean it? How do we crane lift it out? Well, it's the cushions. The cushions are easy to. We love that couch. That's like my favorite couch ever. Obviously, I had it before kids.

But yeah, if you are going to have kids, don't have nice things. Because there will be pen everywhere. My pink couch that I've had for so long, that took me forever to get. Sharpie, boogie couch has milk stains, like hidden milk stains, too. We're like, because we're good. We clean it up, but, like, where does milk stain come from? pen just you know and we watch we watch like a hawk i just is you know just like so you know if you have kids you know that at some point you'll get new furniture and paint to the house yeah

there's no other way it is yeah what i'm just saying go to discount furniture or cb2 or the player in section is he b2 and get a job there first before because that's my advice yeah you got to get the employee discount or date an employee i suppose very that yeah to get that discount just for the discount actually when he was looking for like a retail job when he was in school I was like I specifically was telling him to apply to places where I could use the discount it was I was very strategic I was like any barrel okay furniture it's always expensive like putting spies in places yeah exactly I love that I love that it's very strategic and it paid off I was thinking long term you know you that's what you got you got to plant the seeds

yeah people in dating profiles should put working at yeah get to the discount That's a good idea. They should do like a dating profile based on like your job. Because people want to know what you're doing anyways. Like people always like, what do you do for work? Just put that in the profile. Yeah, get right to it. Because some people would be like, oh, I really want a construction man.

You know what I mean? Like maybe they like whatever you're into, you put that down. It's a good idea. But I'm awesome. My energy is also all over the place because it's been like just nonstop. No sleep. All organizing. Not knowing where my socks are.

Not knowing where, you know, hair supplies. Like everything is everywhere all that wants. So it's been a little nuts. Yeah. Love that. That was good. That's a good thrill. So we're on the same.

We're on the same wavelength. I know. I really feel great. I feel like my energy doesn't reflect it. I feel like amazing. I'm like, but I feel like my tiredness. Yeah.

Took over. But you guys were moving overnight, you said too. Yeah. Our Saturday, our movers were late. So we started like 6 p.m. And we've also been like slowly doing things like the past few days. So it was already like so many days of it. But Saturday was like the move with like the actual movers in the truck and everything.

but our move was late. They didn't come to like 6 p.m. So we didn't finish until like 1 or 2 a.m. And with like animals, it's very stressful with like fish and the cats and stuff. So I was going through it. Also, neurodivergent people make some noise. Having OCD and moving, I forgot how horrific it is. Wait, why?

Because I am so like, it's not like a neat thing. It's like everything in my mind has a place. Like literally every little like trinket. I'm like, that's the spot for it. So when something is out of its spot, it's all I think about. And we were living in our apartment and things were like half packed. And I was like, everything is not in a spot. Like, how can I even?

So my mind has been unable to rest since we started packing because I'm constantly looking like there's things everywhere. And it drives me crazy. Wow. What can you do for? I mean, is it like a self? I don't know. Stop. Oh my God.

No CD breathing techniques going out of the house. Like horses the blind. I know. Derry. He's like, just don't look. Just don't look. And me, like, Friday night, literally all our clothes were packed in trash bags, like, in the living room of our tiny apartment. And the cats can't even, like, walk around.

I'm like, I have to see it. It's just right there. So it was a lot. But we're making progress. She just stayed with your parents or something until the move where their house is kind of worse. I'm not even going to lie. Because they're the opposite of me where they just put something anywhere. Like, if it fits in a drawer, they'll shove it in a drawer.

I'm like, how. So you want the opposite. They say that. Oh, my God. I feel like Malbu might be more. Yeah. Well, that's what they say. Okay.

Sigmund Freud. You're like, let me be the opposite of this. You've got me with us. Sigmund Freud. Which one is he? I know that name. Something. Something with the brain.

Something with the brain. Relationships between kids and parents, I think. Sigmund Freud. No, I think he did the dog bell. Oh. Pavla's law. Wouldn't that be Pablo? I think Sigmunds is a dogbell.

They're like, right? I don't know. Anyways, whatever. Babelov is a guy. Probably. Probably. Nobody knows here. Why don't they ever make movies like biopics on a philosophers?

They do. Do they? No. Who played Einstein? Well, he's not a philosopher. Well, scientists. I'm sure there's many movies. Is there a Galileo movie?

Yeah. I don't think so. Who played Andrew Garfield? I don't think it did that cap. It's more like educational. That's what I'm saying, like a biopic, though, like a Socrates played by like Barry Yogan or something, you know? Like, why don't they make those? I think there's no idea for it.

Maybe. I think it'd be hard to get funded, but. Someone made a good point about Big Bang Theory. How did Penny live in the same building by herself as who was a waitress at the Cheesecake Factory as two physicists who had to be roommates? See, I did see that, I think. So what's the answer? Didn't someone say she was like a spy or something Then she fell in love with

What's his name? She's supposed to spy on them Yeah Leonard Like Because they're scientists that know like Top Secret information So I saw a theory

That like she originally her lore Someone fan theory That she was supposed to like Spy and get like the classified information But then she fell in love And the plans changed Did she ever relay the information? I don't think so

That's like a theory That makes sense I think it's more like They were just smart for their money and she spent all her money in rent. Oh. Because they're like, they're like very, you know, scientific frugal with their money calculated.

Oh, how do you know they're frugal with their money? They wear like one hour of them. Because they have that and the same. I mean, they're very minimal. And she never had money. They always paid for her food and stuff. So she just spent it all rent, which is very realistic.

That's most people. You work, you pay rent and you broke. My assumption was she's like a sugar baby. Jules, teas. your four-eam. But back then, like, that show, yeah, I don't know. I think they had sugar babies back then. I think that's been the oldest profession.

Since the Bible days, probably, yeah. Mary Magdalene. She was definitely a sugar baby tease. Did you watch for you last night? Yes, I actually, well, I kind of fell asleep towards the end, but just because I was so tired, but we just started. My favorite trend right now that I need you to do at some point with one of the dresses you haven't worn, like maybe one of your, like, award show dresses that

didn't fall through was Phantom of Oprah. Yeah, I think that might be the look. But it's like the trend of like what I would wear to Cassie and Nate's wedding. And it's like the craziest outfit. Oh. And I'm like obsessed.

I haven't seen this trend. I saw it on Twitter where someone had like Carl Deleveans a mechala look when she was dressed kind of like Willy Wonka coated. I think it was the campier maybe. Oh, you'd take someone else's luck into it. Yeah, but I think you have so many iconic looks

and a lot of great cosplays that I haven't seen a lot of day that like I think you should pull one out like what I would wear to Cassie and like. Ooh, I would say that's trend noted. Because I obviously like Jules's outfit was like everything nuts for a wedding. I loved it. Like with like with Alexa Deming 2.

I'm like I love the outfits at this wedding. That's what like when Euphoria locks in and has like a little event. It kind of reminds me of like the with Sydney and Alexa fighting in season two. You know what I mean? Like the cast team had I fight iconic and I don't even watch the season that I lived. I love an event. I don't watch the previous season? I watched one, not two.

Oh, I see. Skip to three. But even I, like, know that that was event. Like, you know, when it's the play. Yes. Is this play about us? Yes. Yeah.

Like, that's a moment. So they do have their moments. This wedding being such a big event in the show and it's kind of like a weird, I guess because we haven't seen them cross over to finally have the past like cross. I'm like, this is everything that is. To have Vap Girl, BB back? I'm like, yes. Come on.

From what season? Or is she from the first episode? Where's Babe Girl? I know she was in this one. She was, I think in one and two. Oh, okay. That she was in this. She's like a, you know, a small supporting character.

But everyone's been missing her because she's real, you know. So to have her back, I'm like, this is what I'm in. I saw that character on a not love line re-recorded that goes up next week. Tanna talks about the character she auditioned for that she, and it's already, it's already been shown so far on this season. And it was like a character character. And my first thought was like, oh, it's vape girl, but it was not vape girl. But she talks about, you guys have to go to not love line.

And she does talk about the character she auditioned for her on Euphoria, which I thought was so funny because she already saw it. I won't spoil it. But it was, I was like, when she said the character, I was like, oh, I could see that actually. She was no, no, it would have been like so bad. But I was like, I could see it for her. But Vap Girl would have been good because she loves to VIII.

Well, VIII. But she was already established. Well, they could do like Aunt Vib and just. I feel like I know who Tiana could have been. Guess. I won't say anything. I would think the, oh my God, the Amish girl with iPhone face. I feel like that makes the most sense.

Amish girl with iPhone face. Yeah. That's Driving Rue in episode one. Oh. I feel like the Amish girl with iPhone face makes so much sense. Anyone in the glass slipper, I suppose. Yeah, literally any of the girls in the glass slipper she could have been. But I could, I would actually be so gagged if Tana Mojo was playing an Amish girl.

That just was like so removed. I've never seen the big city while she's like. That actually really funny She's like the Base is like glowing She's had every laser Treatment injectable

She's a homeless girl I've never been to the big city In LA Like what's the lack over there Roo What's the lack on Using the iPhones and the TikTok Like I would live to see Tanna Moja Play my character

That would actually be everything Yeah I love you called her Tana Mosha Because I was about to call her Tana Marie It depends connotation Oh okay okay He recommends her He calls her by her

Oh it's more serious Yes but it's like heart to heart like Tanna Marie let's let's have a one-on-one let's shock yes because I was I called her Tanna and then I like stuttered as a mo-o-mo-o I was like what I was like to call you Tanna-Marie but I don't know you like that I know her like that I just she's never told me her middle names I don't want to like creep her out and so I was like I was about to call you this but I didn't but Oscar calls you Tanna-Marie I'm like do people know that yeah I'm not weren't even with someone I know very well.

I'm a very... That took me out. Oh, my God. Well, she wasn't vape girl. I guess vape girl was around. And I also was not at Nane Cassie's wedding. I wish I was too. That does look like when I would love to be a part of.

That would have been great. Oh, my God. I missed it by a couple episodes. That was tea. That was the, all like the gifts and moments, damn. That Cindy Sweetie was really locked in. Even her haters were like, damn, she really locked in. She was acting.

She is great as Cassie. Yeah, yeah, that is a hell of a performance at least. That's the least you could say. I do love how she just like doesn't give a fuck about Nate. She's just like, this is my wedding day and it was ruined and Nate's just getting his, well, we won't spoil it. I guess. Is it a spoiler? People know.

I guess so. I feel like if you care, you saw it and if you don't care, you saw it. Or the teaser. Yeah. I feel like in the teaser we saw, but violent. Yeah. Oof. Why do they have to show?

I mean, not critiquing my show. But it's just a lot to like see things. I'm like, we can just ban away. Yeah, it's heat. I mean, this season is like very gratuitous. I think probably the most gratuitous, right? So far with, I mean, all the girls and the sex work and the drug mulling and all that. Like, it's going there.

It's really pushing the envelope to say the least. It's getting in every bit of trouble that could be possible. Uh-huh. Possible. Yeah, even Chloe Cherry was like, I don't know what is going on. like the portrayal of Cassie as like an O-F girl. Chloe Cherry did an interview and was like, I don't know where this coming from. She did an interview with Refinery 29.

She said it was crazy as to see a character like Cassie taking the route. And she said like, holy shit, that's where we are at in society. She didn't make a good point though where she talked about like some people can claim like how empowering and stuff it is. And to an extent it can be. But she's also like OF and sex work have become more normal. normalized, but it's literally only because of capitalism and the economy getting worse, which is kind of tea.

Like, Chloe Cherry kind of thing. So, yeah, there obviously is an element of, like, you're in control of, like, what you show and you don't show and stuff, but that's not the case for everybody. Like, some people are assigned to different places or, you know, they go to links that they regret later on. Well, even people who are in, like, full control, like, still be like, damn, I regret at this. Because it's, like, you think, it's just glamorized so much.

And it's like, but it's been forever. Like, since I was a kid, like, stripper was. being a stripper was glamorized. Everything's just so glamorized about money and also just being cutesy and all that. So it's just, yeah, and then you do it and then you're like, well, damn, I regret it. And you see a lot of, like, um, like adult film stars like take their own life and stuff like that. Because it's just like there is a lot of regret. I mean, there's, I've been in obviously sex work before.

And it's just like, yeah, I think there's, I think there's a lot of regret. I think like that the only reason I'm still in therapy is because of sex work. Everything else I'm like pretty much yield from, which is like crazy. But that one is like, damn. I don't know. And not everyone feels that way. I am friends with people who are totally fine with it forever. We met some OF girls yesterday and I was like, they're living the best life.

They're happy. And I was like, honestly, if you love it, like, get the bag, you know. And then another plot line that got criticism from the latest episode was Jules and her Sugar Daddy, which it did take a weird turn with. It took a weird turn. Yes. With her Sugar Daddy being a plastic surgeon named Ellis. Yeah.

And he makes comments about how much he loves her appearance and that she didn't really go through puberty because of her transition. And she saran wraps her to resemble mummification. Which is not. Oh, I didn't know. I didn't get the gag. Yeah. That's the gag that he was trying to mummify her. Yeah, I was like, especially with like the comments of like he loves that her body was like preserved pre pre pre prebbesant.

because of her transition. Crazy. I'm like, this season isn't nuts. I didn't know that was a thing. I didn't know that was like a, I didn't know it was a thing either. I'm learning new things every Sunday.

Because I haven't heard of any of this stuff. It's nuts. Sam Levinson was like, this is all loosely based on my life week before you. And I was like, is this? I know. I don't know this current season, but he's like, oh, it was based on my,

and I'm like, okay. So when he said that was like, respect it. And then I was like, who's been mummified that you know? Like that's. It's nuts. Oh my gosh. this season is

wild but that's what it's so pretty though she's like she's like yeah most gorgeous people I think I've ever seen

oh my god everything is like acting so good body so tea and just like and the wig her wig's this season

oh my god no she's stunning even like in person like I guess we talked about that already but like God in person like I guess people are stars are stars for a reason

you're just like wow like just like it just doesn't look real I don't know people like look so even dancing with stars yesterday

they're all really beautiful people. I always think I'm like cute and then you like see someone who's like perfect and you're like oh damn. Yeah. Like there's I have a lot. I have a lot of flaws. How do they ask? So I was thinking about dancers. I like they got their armpits so closely shaved. I can shave my armpits and like literally they're still stubble and I get a brand new razor. I don't understand. Do you think they get laser? I tried laser and it doesn't do it. Oh. I guess you could wax but like you're waxing every day like. Like a lot of work. I liked the choreograph dance scene. I liked that in their wedding.

Oh, the flowers were hitting. Sidney Sweeney at Coach, not Coachella, stage coach. I sure did. She, I didn't realize Miss Sydney was like what Vanessa Hudgens is to Coachella. I think Sidney is Miss Stagecoach. She is a little Miss Stagecoach. She was living your best life. I had no idea.

She really loves the honky tonk. I guess I should have known. I should have known she was about that life. Wait, why? Because she's like, she likes to work on cars and with her family and stuff. The real Cindy Swinney or Cassie? Cindy Swinney. She loves to work on cars?

She's old cars, like that's her hobby. Wait, how do people know this? She had an Instagram account where she restored her old cars. Okay. I love that. Okay, I'm going to start doing something like that. Like, I love buns. You've done that before.

What have I done? On Trish Talks, you've... Okay, well, that's right. Insert my underneath the hood. Do you have the $5.25? Wait, you were working on my car? Yeah, just bolting her up now. Oh, heck no.

Look how you messed up your ankles. You probably messed up my... my car too. Oh, well, it's just an oil change, so that'd be $1.25. Okay, I love that for her. It was kind of fierce. And then she was there. She had like activation with her lingerie brand, Siren, spelled S-Y-R-N, which gets me every single time. Because whenever I read it, I put in my head, read it as CERN. And then I have to remember, oh, it's Siren. Siren, yeah. And then also American Eagle was just across the, across the, yeah. She's doing it all. All her brand.

Yeah. And she was doing panty drops every day where if you come to the siren booth, I'm going to be throwing panties out so y'all can come get your panties. I love that. That's kind of funny to me. She's, you know, she's all in. She's gaffs for sure. She is like, but I like people like that who just like.

Keep it moving. At least you can never clock the girlfriend not being a true authentic. Yeah. If you got to give her something. There's no reflection or apology, which I mean, I don't know. Maybe good, maybe bad. Well, she didn't end up doing an apology when the housemaid came out. Oh, why?

What she apologized for that? Not for the housemate, but for the Mameekin Eagle ad, like three months later when the housemate came out. What did you say? I forgot what her initial statement was, but just how she didn't mean to perpetuate any hate or something. I forgot about that one. Yeah, I thought it was the bathwater we didn't like. Oh, yeah. The bad water was kind of like, that one was to eat for their own.

Got it. Okay, that's good then. And then she was, also they were like Scooter Braun, riding his shoulders. What? What? What? What? What?

How did you see it? There was a TikTok. She was singing along to, God, this one, you know, Ella Langley? Love Ella Langley. She was singing along to some Ella Langley on Scooter Brown's shoulders. Oh, she was singing along to some Ella Langley on Scooter Brown's shoulders. she was like sitting. You said she was riding them.

Yeah, she was riding him. Riding is like sexual. I was like, how do you know she rides his shoulders? Like that's crazy. She had her legs locked around him. Okay, she was on his shoulders. She had her cowgirl hat on and she was singing along some Ella Langley.

I wonder. Go for it, girl. Do you know, do you ever wonder like is someone like, like, Jennifer Taga, for instance? They're like, okay, you're going to be the spooky goth girl. Like, do you think like, they're like this. is your persona like you know the agencies are like you're going to be

like they're going to be like they make an image making an image is literally people's jobs like okay so it's plausible that's her her place I think yeah usually when people like when an agency or whoever you're working with

like they make your image like it does derive from like a genuine place like I feel like Jenna Ortega really does like that stuff but then they just like magnify it amplify it making your brand like Zar Larson No, actually it was Pink Panthers that spoke about like the importance of branding.

She was like, I've been making the same music, but all of a sudden I made some like this aesthetic my brand, like this Y2K kind of like more than core aesthetic. And then that's when people start listening. Same with like Zarr Larson. Yes. Look at Sabrina. Like when did she pop off like when she had like her little cutesy like polypocket pinup kind of vibe. And now she's a superstar. Like you have to have your thing.

Was my rebrand? What should I rebrand as? I want to rebrand. You're kind of a girl who's done it all I know I've been trying to rebrand I don't know if anything's stuck yet T I think the type like the job titles They're called like image architects

Like that's fun I want to have a consultation with one I know T I wonder how they would rebrand me Law Roach is actually I think also considers himself like a image architect For like Zendaya and stuff So again like when does Zendaya pop off

When you know her and law like really Collaborated and were able to get access to You know different dresses and stuff And really make her thing What does one try to sabotage me, though? Like America's not a top model. You would be great as a Shanaed O'Connor type, you know? And it's just like all of a sudden I'm just like on S&L, like ripping up pictures of the Pope, shaving my head.

You know what I mean? Like. So my brother says you don't like try to like, okay. Yeah, like set me up. But maybe that's what people want to see. Maybe they want me to see me a little more edgy. I was going to say. Like I think that would E.

Okay. I'll call one. Let me know. Anyone out there. Image architects. Let us know in the comments. That's what they're called. I believe.

So that's crazy. I said someone just made that title up. I know. T. It's like, giving life coach. T. It's like,

I always see like the tweets. Like I just want like a one of those gay jobs or like a made up title. You know what I mean? That's like it's such a random job and it pays well and it looks fun. Yes. Okay. We have to have Tanna up here on a just trust soon. She was talking about like social.

She was like meeting with like a social media management company. Like, you know like people who basically like run socials for celebrities. Yeah. And I was like, did you do it with Ryan Secrets or you applied? I did it for Ryan's a expert at this. Because she was like, you know, for her new podcast shot of a f***. She was like trying to think of like maybe getting like a digital team or something. She was just, did you know?

And I was like, I was like, Oscar tells me about this. So I kind of don't really get it. Like just a team just comes up with TikToks all day. Yeah, you ideates. You ideate content. What's ID8? Come up with ideas. But when you put it on your resume, like I'm like, my resume is like,

ideated content for blah blah blah blah you know yeah that's like the professional way um i i i ideate things for you all the time i just said go dress up for cassianate's wedding that's true go run 20 miles like i love ideating you can't stop me the one you hated too where the guy pulls in the arm you did it yeah either i say don't do it or do it and you end up doing it so no but the 20 miles one got me in trouble because people everyone's like oh wow did trisha just come for brook monk like i saw so many of those tic tic ticc did trisha just shade brook bunk It's like, I love her. She's like, I'm my favorite, she's my favorite TikToker.

And I was like, obviously a fun little gag. It was not. She ran it. She showed the proof. Yeah. You think I was actually running that? Like, obviously, I was in the same bridge 20 times. You know what I mean?

It was a really long bridge. It was not. That's a lie. It was like, the shortest bridge ever. It was so short. But that's true. You are an ideator. Yeah, it can't stop me from ideating.

That's for sure. Ooh, I wish I was the one who ideated Madonna. collaboration with Grindr, I thought that was fierce. At the Abby. Before the Abby was the Grindr collab where... She had a Griner collab. I'm so jealous. I know.

It was major because like Madonna, like, you know, you see the grid and you see the people around you. Madonna was like the, it looked like she was closest to you, like her profile. And she had a little message that would play. She said, hi, hi, Grindr, it's Mother. I made an exclusive vinyl of my new album just for you. I could have dropped it anyway, but I wanted to go with a hot. action was. So I got on the grid. Are you ready for confessions too? And then people were like,

the concept of having to explain to your partner that you're on Grindr for the new Madonna vinyl, which everything. Do you think she paid for that or they paid her? That's a good question. I would pay to have our podcast on Grindr. Oh, that's a good question. I feel like they probably would pay Grindr, because it is like top spot advertising. Yeah. But when the infamous YouTube Apple, when they dropped their album on everyone that bought. Apple paid them a lot of money for the music. So Grindr would pay Madonna for the music to put it on their app. Grindr, Grindr, I'll do a whole new album drop for you.

I am ready. I have so many gay songs. My last album was supposed to be like a gay album and I like cut some at like the last minute because I thought maybe it was a little too. It didn't go with like lullaby for instance, you know? Like I was like, I can't put both of these. The big architects are like, girl, we got to pick a lane right now. Are you the gay pop girl?

Are you the mother girl? Like, I've got to pick one. I couldn't decide. I was like... Momop gay pop. Well, I had some raunchy gay pop. And I was like, ooh, this is going to eat. This is so good.

And it really was just like, this is a raunchy. But Grindr, if you want that album, it's done. It's locked and loaded, literally. It had some good hits on there. I, um... Did they have Grindr Awards? Yes, those are the ones. Yeah.

I don't know if they're physical, but they should have, like, they should have a real award show I saw Lost Culture Is it like a new award show? Is it the award from last year? The one they did last year They're doing a yen. They're doing a new one.

Oh, nominees are out for it yet or no? Oh, that's a good. I really would love to be nominated for something. Oh, so they're just doing another award show. Yes. The Last Culture Week says Culture Awards for 2026. They air on June 17th. How many get nominated?

Well, let's get that nepotism. Friendship nepotism. Text that Bowen Yang. Get him on the line. Okay. That's true. How do I get nominated, Mama? Can I just take anything?

Hey, Mama, I got a she emergency. I need to get nominated for the last coached recent culture award. Okay. I am gagging to be in a category, something like that. That sounds great, actually. That sounds really good. I love it. Yes.

That is done and done. Okay. I will write that down. Translate it. You look so so like frat boy today. love it. Oh, thank you. I like the background hat.

Why did you decide that? Because I did not like the shape of the, like, you know, the thing in the top. What is the first? The visor or whatever. Whatever that part's called. What is this part called? Bill, duck bill? Yeah.

I don't like the shape of it. It was a little bulky, but I have no hair product. So I had it. That's right. Yeah. You look cool. You look very, yeah. Just bro.

I feel a little monocoded. Like, she loves a high-waisted denim. I mean, she likes to show her belly with her cropped hoodie. I'm not doing all that. But you do got the cross. I love these hoodies. Yes, I've been wearing mine ever. I get so many compliments on it.

It's so, I mean, they're just so cute and cozy. I know. I wish I got more. I only got the two. I got you and Cheat because I love the zip up and she also has like artwork on the back and I thought it was sweet and I like the cheetah. I like the artwork on the back.

Yeah, I love the zip up. All of that. All of everything you just said. That's what we're wearing for our matching dance. We'll have to see it that came. I'm so excited. Yeah,

we're going to be twinning. I can wait. I wish I got Sophia. I almost got Laura's. I was torn between Laura and Sophia because I both were black and had cat like a little bit more subtle. Yeah. But they were expensive. So I'm like, let me just stop at too.

Were they more expensive? No, all 100. But I'm like getting all six out of 100. I was like, which ones will I wear the most? Yes. And like which ones were different, you know. But that's what's crazy because the other one has like so like crystals on it. Like why would that not be more?

True. It's a good point. And like Moniz is black and obviously I had to get hers. And the other ones were also like Danny's. I don't wear camo so I couldn't do that. Megan's was like ripped and tied with. like Beau so I thought it was a little too thin. Wait, why don't you wear camo?

Religious? Like your beliefs or what? Wait, why? I can't support camouflage. Well, why? But why did you say it like that? I just feel like I look bad in camo. Like the colors of camo, I feel like I look bad in.

Everyone looks good in camo. I feel like my complexion, I don't because it's so like dark green. I feel like I look better in like a brighter green. Yeah. Okay. Because I try to get into camo when Kylie Jenner had camo in a few years. years ago and looking back, I feel like I didn't not look good. I feel like you look good in camo.

I like the concept of it because like you blet, like your body blends in so it's like just like you blends in with what? The foliage, the trees and the grass and stuff. So I, ideally it's just like, you know, your head. So like your body kind of like disappears. So like that's the ultimate skinny hack. Your camouflage with like. I really works if you're like in the jungle.

Like if you're like in the in the camouflage. You don't know. Like you know just get behind some trees like. I don't think you're going to camouflage into the background here. But I know what you're saying So I like the concept I feel like I don't look good in that But I was

I almost got either Lara or Sophia Because it was like black And the cat was subtle But my mom's also like black already So yeah Let me limit myself I got some bills to pay But looking at them

I'm like oh they're so cute They're really cute I like the cropness of it Yeah I'm wearing them everywhere I feel so cool And people just like give me so many compliments Everywhere I go They're cute

They're really cute They're really cute I wonder if they're going on the Met Gala That would be gag Yeah Probably Probably. I would think.

A week for day. I saw a picture, but I don't know if it was the one with the green. Is that the glimpse of the carpet? I think Pop Base had it. No. I think they were just showing like a previous. I think that was last year's Matt Gala carpet. Oh, was it?

Because it looked like a forest or something. Yeah, I'm pretty sure. Let me see. Yeah, it looks like last year's. Oh, okay, okay. Yeah. They don't show it till the day of. Yeah.

It's like a reveal the day of. What day is it? Monday. Is that me? Yes, the first Monday. of May. Okay. Is it always the first Monday of May?

Except for post-COVID when they had to do one in like September. But yeah. Why did they do that? Because they had to cancel one year. So then once people were able to like be around each other again, they did like two in one year. They kept them Monday and May, but then they made up the year before in September. I think because they already have the theme and like the host, the chairs picked out already. So they just should have done that one in May.

the following year. And like we postpone the rest. Yeah. Yeah, kind of, right. You can just push it. It was a wild time, yeah. Like, no, we need this. Everyone needs this.

Uh-huh. People were gagging, though. It was like the time where it's like people were deprived of like new media to consume. So it was like kind of gaggy to have it again. Oh, I forgot to get into the Madonna Abbey event though. Yeah. I was invited. I should have gone.

I didn't know this was like the event. Everyone was going to. Everyone was there. Crazy. And we theoretically could have. It was after the Lily Allen show. In theory, we could have stopped by and the kids were sleeping. Huh? I don't know. I don't want to get through feet. Well, we wouldn't be drink. We would have to cover the drink. Yeah. Were people getting roofie? Is that what happened? No. You're just amazing. All the video I saw was Edison Ray. Yes. I don't live for it. Oh, yes. I love that they were performing. First of all, Addison is. She is. She is.

everywhere. I know. She's everywhere, crushing it, killing it. Yeah, it was a surprise. Madonna made a surprise appearance. It was an invite-only event club confessions, Los Angeles, at the Abbey, the Pink Pony Club Club itself. And Addison Ray was one of the celebrity guests there.

And I love when she wears her little masks, so incognito with the mask that we all know that you wear. I love. It's like, that's not me. No one's going to know. It's Addison. Yes. I do love, too, that it's like not even like a fancy mask.

It's just like tied. Yeah. Yeah, it's like this is me. She gives. Yeah. You think she can see? Yeah, right? Yeah, because it has those eye holes.

Oh, I thought it was the one. There was one at the airport where she just was completely blindfolded. She does that sometimes too. Yeah. Oh, she's not blindfolded. She was like in a mask. The one at the house. She has, I guess you're right.

She has like the two. Yeah. I guess because like fame is the gun and I point it blind. So she blindfolded herself because there are videos with her like walking blindfolded and everyone's like, oh, gagging for that. I love just busting out. song that was good famous I love a little Addison and uh but

Madonna ended up DJing for like a 20 minute a little 20 minute set and then Addison posted a video of her not giving the microphone back to Madonna because she was she said she was drunk and just loves Madonna so much that like she was just gagging and fan grilling out but I was like too real like yeah maybe like a blackout situation where like I don't even know it's yeah 100% you know if I'm singing with someone I'm like let me just take this yeah it's I get it girl who both the video, just a rando?

Addison. I mean, everyone there was posting videos, and then Addison posted her Instagram story too. That's so funny. She posted her little statement saying that, let me get her exact quote. She wrote in her Instagram story with the video of her Madonna. She said, all I got from last night, I was drunk. Love you Madonna.

I mean, that's kind of everything I get to perform Madonna at the Abby. I know. I'm here. Abby. Especially because Addison, like, idolizes. Madonna. Oh, does she? Yeah.

But she loves Britney, right? So that makes sense. She loves the pop. Yeah, the pop mothers for sure. Because on money is everything. She gives Madonna a little shout out. When I'm up dancing, DJ, please play Madonna. So she's a real stand.

I love that. And I love that. She, wow. Good to be a pop star. Good to be a pop star. Yeah, you would know. You are a pop star. Thank you.

I saw it take up that 17,000 likes. And it was like someone dancing to Freaky. And I was like, oh, Tricia could have been a pop star. And I'm like, And currently a pop star. That was crazy. I was like, damn. Yeah, Freaky was my diet Pepsi, as they say, but just y'all let it flop.

Y'all let it flop. Just do freaky Trisha's version and do a little re-release, like, a la Taylor, a la Hillary, and get it back on the charts. Because you're more like Kate Bush, you know. You are ahead of your time. Oh. Like, where are we going with that? We love her. Did you ever get those pictures from Yamashiro?

Those picture frames? Yeah, they're... Okay. You sure? Yeah, I haven't done. Do you want to show them? I love a restaurant where they like take your picture and give you a frame photo of yourself at the dinner. That was fun.

He's cutesy. Well, I know that you posted about this and you are also campaigning to replace Helena Bonham Carter on the White Lotus Season 4. Oh, I'm ready. I'm ready. Wouldn't that be crazy? The variety headline Tricia Pitas replaces Helen and Bonham Carter. You know what? When you actually said it, like, I got the visual about, like, actually tickled me.

Yeah, I could. But they'll say it. I heart radio nominee replaces an Oscar winner. Yeah, I could easily. Oh, my God. What happened? What's the tea? The concept of, like, you're getting in.

Oh, my God. That kind of kills me. You know, I know someone posted, one of the Rick Rainbow Burkin accounts on Twitter posted it, and they were like, showed me just as like Mrs. Levitt from Sweeney Todd. I do love her. What's the tea? What happened? So it's kind of interesting.

So filming was already underway for the White Lotus season four. And the character Mike White created for Helena Bottom Carter didn't align once on set was the official statement. Well, what do you think that means? So I, how do they do a little bit of a deep dive? Because I wanted to see, like, there has to be some tea there, right? Yeah. And our favorite White Lotus alum Jason Isaac's last season talked about how. Oh, my God.

I think they regret hiring him. We can't stop talking. He talked about how Mike White really, like, writes the character and the story, like, in real time as he goes along. So my theory, based off of that, is maybe she thought it was one thing. She was ready, agreed and ready to play that kind of character. But then once they got there, Mike White probably changed direction a little bit. And then she's like, this isn't what I prepared for. So, like, I'm out.

Because does she really need the job? No. Like, she's doing her thing. Yeah. She has a coin. Like, she doesn't really need the show. she doesn't need like our career revival or anything you know like she's just an icon yeah that's my that's my theory because jason isaac said um that mike white would never stop or finding the scene that was coming up or

the scene he just shot a lot of times he'd be shouting suggestions out from behind the camera and you'd think is he serious i guess that's why it takes nine months to film because weren't they like in thailand for like a year yeah and you are just like stuck with your castmates living with each other for almost a full year It's kind of crazy. That is kind of wild. What does that mean, though? Like, the story's not written. They have to know where it's going, don't they?

I think they have the idea and, like, a lot of the stuff develop, but then things are, like, moving along in the moment. Changing. But four days. It's kind of, maybe like a Trish talk. Like, you say, like, you give most of the character, but then in the moment, like, okay, no, baby, you're going to do this. We do change a little bit. Yes, I see. They did that with you for tomorrow's thing.

There was, like, there was one part and kind of, like, made it into, like, kind of flipped it. They're like, we're going to give a little. little more actually. Love that. Right. But don't do that to hell of the bottom carter. Well, I guess you really can. She kind of...

Yeah. And then I forgot about all the tea that happens on this show because I forgot in season two, Leo Woodall and Megan Fahey met and fell in love, even though they weren't even, like, co-stars, like, sharing scenes together. I know Megan Fahey, who's Leo? He was the one that scammed... Why, I'm forgetting her name? But Jennifer Coolidge's assistant.

You know, the one that... The girl? They're dating? Yes. Oh, the guy. Yeah. Oh, he had gay sex with uncle. Yes.

How could I forget that? Yeah. That was the one. But Megan Fahey and him started dating after the show. And then there was rumors that in season one that Murray Bartlett and Jake Lacey were fighting or feuding, even though they denied that rumor. Who's Jake Lacey? He is the one that played the fiancé to the... Alexandra, the girl from Baywatch,

you're not going to know any of these. The one they beeped in the show, they were beefing. Yes, like they engaged couple. He pooped in the suitcase, yeah. Yes, yes, yeah. Yes, yes, yeah. Okay. So there was a rumor that they were feuding on season one.

And then obviously last season with Jason Isaacs versus everyone. That's crazy. Yeah. He can stay it on. That's what I'm saying. Like, what is, what could it possibly have happened after four days that you're like, I know, T. At least she did early, you know, before she got in too deep,

because that would have been crazy. But like you're in the south of France, you're getting ready to shoot, and now you're just like... Press releases out. Yeah. You've already moved. How did this replacement work?

I guess they just do a recast. But did they pull from self-tapes that have already been submitted or are they like, let's do a new self-tape look? I feel like they would, especially because it's already in production, like they're there. I feel like it must be people who've already auditioned. I feel like I can play a lot of her roles. I've done Fight Club, Helen and Bonn-Carter.

I've done Sunni-Tat, Helen Bonham Carter. I feel like I definitely could play. What's the one from Harry Potter? I could definitely be here. Yeah, for sure that. I could play her. We have the same energy, you know what I mean? Except she's the British version.

I actually am singing worst pies in London at my London show on May 24th. So I, that's very her. Wait, what you rush, what you hurry? You gave me such. I thought you was a ghost. A four minute, can't you sit down sit? All I meant is that I haven't seen a customer for weeks. Did you come here for a pie, sir?

To forgive me if we ends a little vague. What was that? All you think we had the plague with the way that people know you don't. Heaven knows I try, sir. No one comes in even to inhale. Right you also would you like a drop of ale? Mind you, I can hardly blame them. These are probably the worst pies in London.

That was good. Thank you. Thank you. That's my audition. Dancing with the Stars audition done. White Lotus audition done. What's next? I'm in Eoforia and another big show I think is coming out that I'm in.

Yeah, right? I think this week I don't know I can say it. Yeah, that's wild. Keep an eye out. I might be in something. I really think these are my, my big ones. Maybe they'll see it. White Lotus needs somebody.

They'll be like, HBO, okay, yes. Uh-huh. In the family, easy. She's already got a little badge, I'm sure, to the lot, you know. A lot in the South of France. Going to the Con film festival. You're in the system. HR's got you. You know, this season is all about fame, so.

And fame is a gun. Addison Brickett. She should. Honestly. She would be so good in White Lotus. Well, they've casted 100 other people. Damn, that casting notice never stopped. It was like, this person's added to the cast.

We love to see it, though. Yeah, I was kind of gagged. I didn't have a moment of a glimpse of hope. That was my initial thought, too. I don't know what that says about us. I hate. Delusional or real? Yeah, T. Allie, AJ.

She was over there with her nephew. I was like, oh, that's so cute. The little baby was over in the South of France. So that means A.J. is over there with Allie. Uh-huh. Mm-hmm. I like that. I like their sister bond.

I know. It's really sweet. You would think they get sick of each other at some point, but they really love each other. No, they love each other. Yeah. Me and Tanna's new song is very Allie A. Which era? Potential breakup song.

I love that. It is giving. It is giving. It's good. Do you know J.P. Saxes? Yes. Yeah, we wrote with him. I was singing with him.

I have a little, he was playing guitar, too. he was doing a little acoustic version. Oh, I'm excited. She wrote the song with him. It is kind of giving... It's kind of giving me an L-A-G. Oh, I'm seated. Oh, and she said, yes, you can open for the...

She's our creative director. I didn't get a... Yes. You know, I was like, let me read it by. Yes. I mean, pop-pass, girls, pack your bag. Yes. Singular.

We don't got a lot of stuff. We don't got a lot of us girls. Now you don't want to be there. Okay. Yeah, you're a little... What are those little hats called? What? Little top hats.

Oh, a little... All you do a little... A little kink. Are you going to do it? She's like, why are they going to do? I'm like, I don't know. I don't know. Well, we're full of talents.

Many of our talents. That'd be so fun. Yeah. We're going on a full tour. I was like, we can take this on the road. I was like, all right. We would love. Let's do it.

That is killing me. I do get inspired when I see performers. I'm like, this kind of looks fun, actually, again. I mean, I loved touring, but I'd love you again. Yeah. I would love to go on tour. I don't know what would dare to figure out. Would you work out nine to five.

I don't have figured out something about that job. Although Megan The Stallion Did you see her performing On Broadway Breaking Down in tears? Yes

That is the life of the show girl That is truly the life of a show girl I love I feel so bad for her But I so Love respect Like someone who also just airs out What happened in their relationship

I was thinking the same thing She's like not gonna take Cheating, that's for sure Like I love that I feel like the same thing with Lily Allen. Like, I was like, I love that.

You're just putting it all out there. Like, you got d-h-hows at the supermarket. You know what I mean? It's like, yeah, air that out. It's so good. Yeah, the girls have been a little too PR trained and I do miss just like the raw, authentic, true mess of it all. Like, that's life.

Yeah. That is truly what life is all about. But Megan the Stallion announced her split from her romance with the Dallas Mavericks Guard. Oh, God. Clay Thompson. And they had been together since July 2025 is when they first confirmed it. And I felt so bad for her because there were so many clips of her like a month or two ago

talking about how she was really excited about getting engaged. And she would like congratulate other couples in their engagement. She's like, I hope mine soon. Like she was really like thinking this was the one. So I felt so bad for her. That heartbreak is the worst. Like when you, I know, when you think, also when you're like close to it and you see that like happily ever after.

I think that's happened like one time. I maybe was like close to like, okay, it's going to happen. And then like when it all falls apart, you're just like, damn, like the starting over. Even though like she's young and everyone's young and it's never too late. Yeah, I just. And there's so many interviews of her just being like, you know, we're, you know, he's my other half. Like, you know, we could complete each other. Like just so much and he feels the same.

Like, God, it sucks. Like, it just sucks. Like, why are people just honest? Like just get out of the relationship. Like, why are you cheating? Like, it's awful. But, you know, I don't want to stereotype, but like, man, these athletes, the basketball players, they seem to be. That's true.

They love to just have sex with everybody. I don't know if that's, I think I would venture to say, it's probably fair to say, like, you just have to be maybe okay with it if you're going to date a basketball player, which is like great. Some people are okay with it. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, that was the T with the Lillian. Did you know that? that he asked for an open relationship.

Yes. It starts off with that. She's like on the phone and she's just like, well, that makes me sad. And then the last song, which I could try to be open. I was like, this is so actually, actually, actually, like, that's the first biggest red flag. Someone wasn't open. Well, I mean, I guess, right.

I guess if you're not open to begin with, I guess, well, but maybe, I don't know. Maybe if you really love the person so you're trying to stay together. Yeah. That's a problem. Yes. It has to be like a both people. Yeah. The other person think, well, maybe it will work, but then it never works.

Well, she said she tried, because I remember that one song where she's like, I'm a mother of two teenagers. Does that sound good to you? I hate it here. I was like, oh, my God, relatable. Like I said, I think she tried, right? That was the whole point of that one song. She was just like, he wants it open, so let's try it.

But, oh, shit. I used to be quite famous. I was like, oh. It's such a guys are just awful. And like David Harbour looked up his old age of 51. I was like, how the hell are you going to do this at 51 years old? Like, what? Like, I just don't, like, I have plenty of experience with 50-year-old men, and it's like,

you can barely do much with it, period. But now you're doing it with, like, multiple people, like, maybe just save it because you're just, like, there's no 50-year-old who's, like, a stallion. Let me just tell you that. You know what I mean? No pun intended with Meg the stallion. But I just, like, I don't know. The girls want to sleep with you, obviously, because you're, like, famous on a famous show.

But, like, you're not good. So just stop using it. Because I just, I look him up and I look that and I'm just like, why? And he's like, you know, she talks about it in her music obviously, but he was like close with like her kids and so it's like, why are you? What? Like, ugh. I just, I hate it.

I hate it so much. It gives Russell Brand energy for sure with like the Katie Perry like breaking up over text and just like, you're so gross or the sex addiction of it all. It's like, also why is he not in jail? Just like, FYI. Who? Which one? Russell.

I think David Harper was okay. Okay. Although I think you should be in jail for cheating and make the stallions guy too. Let's wrong them all up. I honestly would love. That's also my petition for when I'm governor or O, Spencer, to do it or something. But like, I think like you should go to some sort of jail. Or get, um, Unict.

Right? Capital punishment. Yeah. Okay. Lily Allen's brother was the unit on Game of Thrones. Yes. That's what made me think about that. She has a song called Alfie, but yeah

Oh What did she say about him? God, I do love her songs Are just her life Like, let me just tell you about my brother Her show was like a Broadway show It was so God No, I want to do

Well, I don't want to admit No, her album was like real I was like, I thought about that If I did a concept album But I'm like, everything's like good So I'm like, you know It was like him just being A stoner and not being productive

And how she'd like want him to Not quit wasting his life away Oh, was that pre-game withdrawal in high school? Yeah, 2006. I remember that in high school. Wow. And then he got Game of Thrones, so it worked. He's like, let me get, let me get going. Let me do something.

Wow. That's so crazy. I love the lore of all this. I know. Russell Brand was just like on Pierce Morgan. I was like, I had sex with a 16 year old girl. Why did he say that? And like, why is he not? I get it. Like in the UK, it's like legal, but you're also 30. I think that's the rule might be for like 16 and 18 year olds. I don't know if it applies like a 30 old man. He's on the weirdest press tour right now. And it's weird. Yeah.

Even Pierce Morgan, I feel like, would be aligned with him in that political sense. But even he was like, what the hell is this? Yeah. The moment that everyone was talking about is Pierce Morgan asked for the Bible verse that got him through his darkest of times. He's like, okay, like, can you tell us what it is? And he starts flipping through the Bible for what feels like 20 minutes trying to like find a verse. And he keeps going, oh, this one. And then he reads it.

He's like, oh, no, not this one. And he keeps flipping through page by page of the Bible trying to find the, the, the, quotes that, you know, got him through everything in his life. He can't name one thing. He can't say one thing Jesus did or said. He said something about being chill. Yeah, I'm like, what is going on? This is crazy.

No, I actually am like, I actually feel like he needs to be like institutionalized. Not like in a mean way, but like in a real way. Like it's like something is wrong with you, sir. You're talking about having sex at 16 year old and same breath. They're just like, uh, like God. Like this is what this is the religious psychosis of it all, which is like scary. It's just like I think you, I think you're hearing like voices that is not God. There is sweetie.

Like, but I just understand. anything about him what's wrong with him where do we be in I don't know but may is mental health awareness month and someone needs a check on him do they have a 51 50 over there because that's crazy like you on TV like that is insane

like something's wrong with you and also like why did you and why did you say that why did he say he had sex with 16th like why do you say all that what was his point like why he was out there like that's what he's accused of well it's not accused he just admitted it right so I'm saying it was out there he didn't bringing it out to the world.

He was just admitting and saying, yeah, he said consensual with that girl. I think he was accused of non-consensual things. He didn't talk about that. He talked about the consensual, which I don't know. But even a 16 is not, that's what I'm saying. No, I agree. I agree. It's a child. Yeah, he was an immature 30-year-old, so he can't be held liable.

He was a child. I think you're a liability to this world. I just think some people should, public opinion, should send them to jail. Do you know what I mean? Just for Girl, you had been locked up a few years ago. I was. I was.

I was. But he's a road in the streets. All these people, Kanye, me and Brittany are over here just fighting for our lives. And these people just running free. You're making points. Yeah. We weren't having sex with 16-year-olds.

Like, I'll tell you that. Yeah, you're right. You know. You were locked up. You are right about that. Yeah. And it helped. Yeah.

It helped. And I think he needs the help. That is a good point. Yeah. He needs a help because. God, it's not talking to be Russell Bran. He's scary. He's scary me.

I don't even like talking about him because I feel like he's like, uh, anyways. You're like what the devil is supposed to come back. He feels like that. Anyways, back to make the stallion. That's what I was like, that's where we came in. I love her. She's still in Mulan Rouge on Broadway.

Yeah, she was performing and then she like broke down in tears. And everyone on stage and the audience was like cheering for her and rallying behind her, which is so sweet. She's been going through it because she had like the. health emergency a couple weeks. Yeah. Maybe it has something to do with it. Maybe she was like feeling the stress.

Maybe, yeah. Like a manifestation. Yeah. Like if you know something's like happening or sense something's happening or whatever, it's just like, God, that'd be the worst. Like a pit in your stomach once you find out. And then like, like, what do you do? Like I think once you find out, then you like sit with it.

You're like, okay, what do I do? Am I? Man. Damn. I'd be, uh, devastated. I'd be broken. I feel like you're looking at him imagining like just taking it a capital pun.

You were like, you gave him Moses the up and down. You went, I'd be. Well, I was debating on saying what I was going to say. Because I was like, you know he was coming. I know. I knew that was coming. I'm the boomer. You're a boomer.

No, like, it's like whatever there's something. You're not a boomer. I know, but you said I am. Like, whatever it has something to you. Damn, that was mean. The Normie boomer. Yeah, exactly. Normie's not bad.

Normie is a good thing. I would just be broke. I'm just letting you know right now. I'd be like, I would. Me too. I would be. broken if you cheated on me. No, you don't get to be.

When the guys are the cheater is like. You do you do the one touring. In this category, you'll be the one cheating on me. Okay, period. You'd be like the Ned Fulmer because you're on the road. You're the one on the road. Right. After parties.

I'm the husband guy. I'm the husband girl. Right. That's that's true. Yeah. I hate when the guys are like, oh, Ned Fulmer. We both had the same dreams. We both wanted, like, you ruined it.

What do you mean? Like, you were the one who did it. No, it was the internet for talking about us, making it public. Oh, God. him and Russell Brand just like both of them they should start the rock bottom podcast I should just go away I'm sure it's far away from happening having him on his podcast I did just see I think you mentioned that last week Ned Fulmer's doing another podcast or something but I did just see a clip from it and I

was like what that yeah how are you doing a whole press tour about your affair like that's three years later that's great not even a book deal you didn't even get a book deal for it like on the honey do you podcast of all places how do you do how do just think of that how did you know what's a honeydew podcast is it popular and i'm i've never heard of it before and that's not shay that's just a fact i've never heard of the honeydew podcast but that's where he went to spill his tea j shuddy said no he's like i declined this interview not love line also said no or what i'll know he's kind of giving not love love talking about like you know cheating and stuff right it's like not love line teas i forgot yes but i that's true we'd be funny if there was a not love line for all

the cheaters to call it Oh, yeah, a teeter special. Well, I would just die. That's what to die. Literally. I don't know what to do. Well, this is the end. That would be.

We had three of us now saying it at one point in this show. I was like, okay. Stay alive, everybody. Stay alive. But don't she just get the castrate? Is it what it's called? Yeah, chopped off. They do that anywhere?

Is it illegal anywhere in any country? I'm sure. there's it's probably legal somewhere for cheaters I would think back in the day like Henry the 8th yeah they catapid heads yeah man he plays one of the wives and she said that the the wife was decapitated and for cheating no I think he was the one cheating but was like getting rid of the girls by

decapitating oh my god he had eight wives and the show six why is it so six if he had eight wives Henry the 8th well anyways it's about six of his wives and they all get beheaded Damn. And it's still moving neat. She's like, sorry, don't, sorry, don't lose your head. I was just having some fun. Yeah.

But then she like... Loses her head. Yeah. Gag. That's a good one. I love her. I guess segue to Ned Fuller, though, because they kind of got me... From the podcast or something else.

The podcast. I forgot because I did mention it. I forgot. There was something crazy that he said in it, and I already forgot. Well, he exposed his mistress, which is like the craziest part. That's right. Oh, wait, what do you mean?

Like, said the name? Well, obviously we knew her name, but like kind of just aired out all her dirty laundry laundry. Like, she was also in a relationship engaged, right? Yes. And he said that her fiance actually caught them like right at the beginning of their fair. So he's really just airing all her stuff out, which is crazy to me. I know. Why are we saying this?

He's like, and he was scared. He was going to tell his wife and his whole thing. I was like, why are he saying all this? And so. they got caught like towards the beginning because her fiance saw texts and messages like on her phone between the two and they stopped for a little bit after that but then they just couldn't resist and they kept it back up and then he gets asked like well how did you go about doing this if you were caught like weren't you afraid and he said that his way of doing it was business trips so all the business trips because she was a producer like that's where all the two would occur without getting caught but And where are they now? Are they together? No.

Oh, you mean the other couple? Ned and the woman. Oh, no, no, no, they're not together. So all that for nothing? Basically, yeah. Like, at least the ones that were like anchors on the morning show. Like, at least they like. I don't have a podcaster together.

Yeah. Like, like a Leanne rhymes. You know what I mean? Like, stick it out, I guess. Like, if you're that much in love and can't keep off each other, what happened? You wonder? Do you know? Did he say?

I don't think he said why they broke up. I mean, he did say that afterwards. Like after the affair came out, he did want to stay with Ariel. And he also wanted to stay at his drop. And he thought that he would be able to stay employed. You dumb ass. Having an affair with an employee. Yeah.

He's like, oh, well, I'll just have to work from home for a couple months while we're doing to work for this. He thought that was going to be the resolution. Oh, what a dumb ass. He's so stupid. What do you mean? Oh, my God. I swear guys are just like the dumbest people ever.

I just, he confuses me so much. You would have thought, like, the podcast with Ariel, like, that would have been that. But I guess that's like an image architect said, okay, now your brand is the cheater. So, like, let's really go all in with the cheating. Well, then, like, lean into that more. Actually, image architect, actually, they should give them God. You know what I mean? They should do this God rebranding.

We like, you know what? Found God. Everything's good. Like something to, like, I don't know, make it more believable because this is just not working. The cheater. It just, nobody wants it. Has there ever been a cheater that someone, like, that they still love? Like, people are still, like, rally behind?

behind like whatever you cheated but we still love you I mean like a celebrity cheater I was gonna say like I mean people still really like Brad Pitt no like no I think he's canceled but not from the cheating right right they did love they were like Randolina that's a good one um who else is like a famous that's a good search famous cheaters famous cheaters that like survived after oh yeah Kristen Stewart everyone's still has Oh, yeah. And that way I do love the hypocrisy. I love that, like, women can get away with cheating more than men because everything else is, like, the opposite. It's like, oh, men get away with stuff and women. But it seems like women are more forgiven for it. I think for her, she really went through it, like, at the time. But I think it ended up being cool because she is queer. So now she's like, you know, she's lesbian. So that's the image that needs to be architect. Yeah, architect engineered, ideated.

Absolutely. He has the grinder of sponsorship. He's the first one on the grid. That'd be a gaggy. Hi, Mama. It's Ned Fulmer. I bet some gays would be into it. I think so, too.

Yeah, he gives that. I genuinely think so. All right. Maybe that's the way to go. I think that's his only option at this point. We love a queer rebrand. That's the way to go. Yeah.

So Kristen Stewart, yeah. She was like. Gabrielle Union and Dwayne Wade. So Dwayne Wade, fathered a child. with another woman during a break in a relationship. Oh, interesting. And they stay together? Yeah.

I mean, you know, I don't, I get it. I get it. Like, you love someone. Like, even like, Lily Allen again, sorry, I just went to her concert. Sorry, I have this on my mind. But, like, you know, she was, like, down to try to be open. Like, you really love someone. Like, I just know me.

I just know my insecurities would be just like, oh, my God, it would just be the end of it. But I guess if you're, like, down to get past it, maybe it's okay. You really love someone. We feel a soulmate connection to that person. and I don't know. Wouldn't recommend staying, but maybe if it's for you.

Ethan Hawk cheated on Uma Thurman? Oh, yes. With a nanny? Yeah. Oh, interesting. It was like Nanny Gate in the early 2000s. It was like Jude Law cheated with the nanny. I think Ben Affleck cheated with the nanny.

It was like, yeah, I remember it was, I remember that Ethan Hawk won. I think they, did they stay together? I want to say they got married. One of the ones with their nanny stayed. Yeah, he did get married to her in 2008. So. after they got he got divorced umma thurman in 2005 and then married his uh the nanny in 2000 2008 i mean that's kind of like yeah that is so disgusting and sick like what the hell like this person's

taking care of your children and it's like because your wife is working too and you're working but i think he went to like marry a billionaire or something so i think she like won in the end because Ethan hawk is a little scary he just got nominated for an Oscar for what it was a movie i know he was in the cabin i know that was the plot of the movie he was in a cabin but that's all I know Ethan Hawke's because I remember seeing the trailer and Darien asked to see it and I said No

Good for you But he won't go see forbidden fruit so it's a you know We each can't be oh yeah You can't convince I can't do like a drama serious Long drama and he can't do a rom-com It's just kind of nuts but Did you see? Yeah that is crazy because that's like everyone

I know I know Did you see anything this weekend? No just been moving Oh that's right yeah I want to see Michael I got 27% rotten tomatoes but I still to see it. It got 27% from the critics, but the audiences are loving it. Oh, critics. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. The audiences are loving it. I want to see it. It's doing really well. I was, I didn't know how it would go because the critics hated it. So I'm like, oh, our audience is going to

hate it. But I guess it's Michael Jackson, the very least, um, Jafar is good in it. And the music and performances are good. So like, at the very least, you're getting that, you know. Did you see the criticism of Jennifer Hudson's interviewing skills with Jafar? No. She's like, oh, so you're really Michael Jackson's nephew. And he's like, yeah, your last name's really Jackson? Yeah. Michael is your dad's brother. Everyone's like, what's happening?

Like, they're like, yeah, that's it. I love it. How did you get this role? Like, how did you hear about it? Like, what? Oh, my God, I love it. People really come for her, but, you know, I don't, I don't know. She's asking the questions.

Come on. The everyday person has these same questions. Voice of the people. People back at all. I do love it. I feel like if I was a talk to host, I'd be asking, I'd be asking the same way. You would, but then you do like a random, like really deep, like anecdotal to you.

So like, what causes you really support? Like, you survive. Like, it'd be, it's like a survival. Like, it would take some twists and turn. Some deep. And then I probably would ask something probably inappropriate. Do you remember where he were when he died? You know what I mean?

Like, oh, that's giving, who did that? That's giving file files. Oh, yeah, with the clip. Yeah. I think number one rule of interviewing is you don't ask someone about their like death. Yes, unless they're promoting a book about grieving or something, then I guess, sure. But, yeah.

Do they have books all that? Yeah. That's good. I always wondered about how people deal with loss. Therapy or reading book? Sure. Does groups do? Really?

Yeah. I met somebody. She was like older neighbor. She was saying she's going to a meeting because her husband passed away and she misses him so much. She goes to a group that they all. favorite influencers just announced her dad passed away today and it made me really sad maybe that's what I'm sad about it too and I was like oh and he was like in her content I was like no like it's so

sad oh my god more of him I don't want to think about that but um that's good I that's good I was wondered that I was like people sad um Chloe Kardashian uh called out her Uber delivery driver her postmates wait what I love that she post mating doesn't she have like people to do you I mean, like, I think at that stage, you don't have to postmate. You could get a chef. Someone goes out and gets it for you, your security. Like, she just, as Chloe Kardashian on postmates, getting some pizza delivered.

Well, you can say the same thing about you, girl. I don't know if I'm Chloe Kardashian, billionaire in fancy Calabasas with security. I mean, that's kind of crazy. What did she say? Well, on Saturday, she was just trying to order some postmates, and she ended up posting the entire exchange on her Instagram after the, the delivery driver canceled on her. She messaged her driver to let them know that they forgot half the order

because I guess the restaurant got a hold of her to let her know that half the order was missing. So then she messaged her driver saying, letting them know. She said, hi, just called and said, the restaurant just called and said that you forgot half the order. So she sent that message and then in her defense, the delivery driver did get very defensive and said, who the F are you talking to? Oh. And called Chloe a dummy and told her that to find another driver because I'm canceled.

That was the direct quote. I'm canceled. And she posted the entire exchange. She blurred out the name of the restaurant, but she kept the driver's name and the make of the car and said happy Saturday grouchy and she said this is too much energy at 7.50 a.m.

Now what does she most being at 7.m.? It's so crazy. I'm so oh my God that's so I don't know why she had to go and say all that on her and post the whole thing on her story. Like save it for Chloe in Wonderland and don't have the receipts, you know what I mean? Like that's a cute story for Chloe. But I also feel

like this is one of those things where it's like yeah I never we have lots of mishaps with Uber eats, post-meat store. Dashers always, we're always missing something. It's always, we stopped ordering for cheesecake coffee.

Yeah, it's part of like you, part of the expectation is it's not going to be perfect. Like, this is not a perfect situation. We've had people, it was, I think it was sugarfish. I remember we spent like $300 sugar fish and like one little thing came and we're just like, you know what I mean? And obviously like, but you don't share those stories because like one, it's like not a big deal.

Obviously when you're super rich. Okay. You lost half the meal or whatever. It is more on the restaurant than on the driver. Because when the driver shows up, they're the one responsible to give him the whole order and they check if the order. So he doesn't know what he's coming to pick up. One bag, two bags, whatever it is. It sounds like she was hungry.

Right. Oh, her meal didn't come. My meal always is the one missing. It's heartbreaking because you wait for a long time. It doesn't show up. But it's not. And most of the drivers, they don't speak English. Like they really, so they're working hard, trying to get by.

And he obviously, you can see from the text. really understand fully what you're saying and he just no dummy and i'm like yeah but definitely don't blast him yeah that's crazy to blow out the restaurant and then not the face too yeah it's more the restaurant's fault actually right that that's so funny that's so random i wonder if she's the one collecting the food at the doorstep yeah yeah like imagine the photo of her big Is she, you think? No. People have security to get it right.

That is such a good question. She's like, thank you. I just wonder if they were filming for the Kardashian at the time. This is going to be in the episode. Oh, my God. That's the plot. It's going to be crazy, too. Like the preview is going to be like the darkest, most sinister music.

Yeah. Oh, my God. He just told me to F myself. That is not okay. Call him right now. Yeah. Put it on speaker. I was just trying to enjoy my meal at 7.50 a.m.

And he's telling me to go, F myself. Like, okay, have some decor on. And that's going to be like the season finale. That's, like, I got nothing else. That's so real. Chris will be like, just call Chef K next time. Like, have her whip you up some egg white. It's like, it's just so.

It's too funny. Well, Chloe is real, but also too real. I'm like, girl, no one's going to be sad. I do love the unfiltered. Like, we love when the girls air the dirty laundry. You know, air the dirty laundry, but Clay Thompson kind of deserved it a little bit. Oh, for sure. If it's a man.

I don't know if this is delivered. Keep that same energy for that postmate driver for Tristan. Like, why are we just so nice to him and like letting him slide and giving him passes? He's a good dad. Like, but you're putting this driver on blast. That kills me. Damn. The dummy part is crazy.

But honestly, when drivers yell at me and call me names, I think it's like kind of funny. I don't know. It's kind of like, I had people like call me names before too. And I'm like, okay. Like, yeah, someone called me a witch one time. You wish. Okay, that is. Okay, they ate with that.

Yeah, I was like, okay, witch. I literally. I've literally, reading challenge. But I never even mean. Like, I've never, I'm never combative ever. I'm just like, oh, I forgot my cookies. How do you know, how do you know I'm weekend? I don't, okay, yes.

Give the explanation, yes. It's a product. I'll give it to you next time. Oh, the Beatles juice Broadway show. Got it. Yes. Oh, that is so funny. Well, my finale was, I'm surprised that you didn't bring this up actually because it's from one of your favorite podcasts.

Impulsive. Oh. It's close. You have the favorite podcast. I saw the hottest girl from Coachella on Impulsive. That's like, hey. My other favorite podcast, views. Is there a views hot topic that I don't know about?

Love me of views. Bios Bios Bills Stash actually And I was like Oh, she's listening I think just me and her are listening I don't know anyone else who's like Did you hear on views? Because you know what's happening on views?

Nothing. Nothing. They're all once again Just talking about high school They're all high school friends And they all just talk about high school David peaked Natalie was hot

Ilya was a transfer Like it's just like Every week is the same Like we don't care Like you're not entourage She thinks he's entourage You're not entourage I didn't ever watch entourage

But you're definitely not that you're definitely not what you think you are. Reading challenge. The library is open. But if you just say views, the library is open. He is. No, but you read, I mean, so good. He's like, I peaked in high school.

You brought up that high school photo of David Oberberg on like. This is peak? Yeah, that was questionable. Okay, what happened? I'm surprised you missed it. It was a multi-episode arc. I had no idea this was happening. But there was a whole controversy over a few between David and his other co-host,

the older male co-host, out of the three. There's like four goals. Oh, there's four. There's John. Who the hell is dumb? I'll tell you, they're a friend from my school but they always call fat.

They just are constantly like, you're fat, you love food, you eat a lot of food. I'm like, what the fuck is this? This is so weird. He lives there with his girlfriend,

Julia. You know, the whole family tree. Because you're talking about it every single episode. It's right on on his dad's side. She's wild. You know the whole family tree.

I don't know, but I don't know this lore. I will say, like I said, if I'm going to dance rehearsal, like, okay, like maybe I'll like listen to it,

but like, I can't. Honestly, like I feel so stupid listening to it. I'm like, this is so dumb. I prefer Stephanie Sue talking about, like, beheading people on her true crime podcast, even though I hate that.

I'd rather listen to that. Whatever Spotify feeds me is what I go with. But it's not worth it. It's also a 32-minute podcast. Like, what the hell? With five ads in between. It's actually the worst thing ever. Like, it's actually the worst thing ever.

But I almost, I guess it's the equivalent of like hate watching. Like, you almost like listen to something because it's just like, this is so bad. Like, this is so bad what happened to you. Like, it's wild. Yeah, it's just, you know, I shouldn't, though.

It's like it's bad negativity to hate watch something. That doesn't me out. Anyways, what happened? They got into a heated discussion, kind of turned into a blowout discussion, honestly, about paying for Clear to get through the TSA because there was a whole debacle where they were coming back from Brazil

and they were going to miss their flight. But David said it was a great deal because he just paid $200 and he got to skip the whole TSA line and he was advocating for everyone paying $200. to get through TSA. And his other co-os was like, well, it's not really fair because, like, it shouldn't, I'm already paying for the ticket. Like, I shouldn't also have to pay $20 just to get through security.

And there was, like, a whole heated discussion of them, like, it turned into a yelling match at one point. A what? Yes, because David couldn't concede that, like, when you pay for a ticket and you're at the airport, like, you should be able to get through TSA. I don't, you know, obviously it's going to take a minute. But it shouldn't take, you know, 10 out, you know, with all the delays lately with, you know, while they're not going to pay.

Exactly. Um, so his hack was like, it's a great deal. I don't understand how everyone doesn't just pay $200 and get through the top of security. And he was really like 10 toes down for the stance and not understanding that it's like a privilege and I shouldn't, it's like a systemic issue. Well, $200 to him is like nothing. But for other people who are already paying a lot to go on a trip between airfare, hotels, food, a water bottle of airports, like $12 that this is a lot of money. And they shouldn't have to pay $200 just to get through security to go on the flight that they paid for. but he could not see that.

And it was like a three-episode arc of them fighting over it. See, riveting. Rividing. This is what you guys are missing on that podcast. You get two and a half hours of non-stop gossip and drama here. That one, you have to wait three episodes to find out what's the conclusion? What's the finale? Spoil it for us.

David tried to apologize and be like, because he was getting a lot of backlash from the tens of views. Exactly. And he was trying to explain this, but his. perspective, which is like, it was either like missed the flight and I paid for everyone's flight. So that's like thousands of dollars for the reschedule flights or $200 for clear. And but he was still having trouble acknowledging that like, again, for you, it's an easy $200 spend, but for other people, like that's tough.

Oh, that was the issue. Yeah, that he just wasn't seeing. And, you know, his other co-hosts, the, is Natalie a co-host or she just? Yes, there's literally four. Okay. So Natalie was like, oh, you know, I see both sides. And then the other coast was like, the older one, was like... Yes, girl, God was nothing.

He was screaming, actually. It was really going in. The elder gentleman was really screaming trying to be like, you'd understand, like, you live in a $14 million mansion. And it wasn't clocking to David, which was... Everyone kind of saw in the comments like, oh, he's still like the same and still... Yeah, he's... Obviously, he almost killed his friend and won't pay for his medical bill and tried tax fraud or insurance fraud.

So it's like, what... Like, oh, my God. Allegedly. Like, of course, why are people gagged? His audience... That's what took their... his audience to be like, oh no, David, you're a bad

person. Like, what? So, that's so crazy. Well, you know, that's, that is so crazy. What was Bill Sessions' take? Or she just presented it like a Philadelphia

Franco. But then also gave the perspective of like, he is just out of touch. That was the theme. No, he's the worst. Out of touch. But the sky is blue. As I'm saying. Why are we like shocked?

If Tristan Thompson has another baby with another woman, no one's shook. No one's like, what? I didn't see that happening. Like, it's so, David's the worst. That's always been the case. And now he's just boring.

Irrelevant. That's why he's on Snapchat. People either go. Exactly. They go to kick or Snapchat. Like, that's it. Oh my gosh. Yeah, I love, love, love, love, love.

I mean, I love peace and light, but I love when you take out the little glasses and then you just start reading down. But it's actually just facts. It's not even me. I would have been shady. I could go shady, but I'm literally giving the facts of what's happened. And now people are like, wait, this is crossing the line. But once again, proving my point, this is the subject. This is your podcast.

This is what we're doing for 32 minutes. Like, it's honestly, like, again, it's, I don't hate watching anything. what it is like crazy how boring it is and that's just it that's why I listen and I stopped listening I really do because it actually puts me in a bad mood every time I come home I was like angry and like upset because I'm like they suck

it was so great when he's gone for like two years not like just not posting the podcast stay on Snapchat where I'm not like just stay there kicks Snapchat perfect I know literally like it is crazy when you don't see or hear from someone I don't know maybe it's just us because I always

like I tend to project too, but like, when I don't hear from someone in a while, I just assume they've, like, improved themselves. You know what I mean? That. That is so, that is so it. It's like, is it us to just be, like, optimistic or like, what is it? No, I think back to Sigmund Fort. I think it's like a psychology thing, you know?

You don't see someone they're styling. Like, wow, they've really changed. And then once they start talking, like, actually, you're just as crazy. Like, you're just as awful as we remember. And worse, absolutely worse, because people do think just coming back. Yeah, like Netformer. You're like, oh, he must have taken time to reflect. And then it's like, oh.

Colleen being like, just gave my... Yeah. Just melatonin the kids so we can have sex. Like, what? Like, yeah. No, but like, yeah, if you really, David, I mean, he could just live in peace. On set, I didn't even know he's on Snapchat. Like, go be on Snapchat with the weird Snapchat executive who's like, oh, we don't really monitor those things.

It's like, what? Well, that was a guy. That was a key if I've ever seen one. Like, my God. I love it. Christy covered it. That's like, this is my title. Was it recently?

Like three days ago. Okay, I love that she's listening. I can't even imagine her just like. I know. Especially because there's no video. So you really just got to like, you know, close your eyes and or I guess drive and really just be listening. Yeah. And you start listening to other ones on Spotify so it gets recommended because the Stephanie Sue one comes up right after two.

And I like don't, I just like listen to it because I don't want to like change. You know what I mean? But like I guess I have to listen to other things for other things to get recommended. Oh, yeah, yeah. Right. Otherwise, we just keep getting views. What's the other one? What's the an he?

Fuse. Oh. I'd rather have to listen to that. I should listen to that. What is it? Unfiltered. Yeah. That's a lot.

That's weird because that used to come in my rotation. I think so because pretty basic unfiltered is still going. And I know pretty basic is still going. So I would think. I'm quiet, I feel. I haven't seen like the quart quartet. Yeah, I guess the last thing I saw was them ice skating a couple of weeks. ago but I'm sure they're still they probably did a Coachella break or filmed over there

a conference point I forgot about Coachella yeah that'll do it well that's over and stage coach yeah what's next I think Lollapalooza where's that I know it's on the East Coast I maybe Chicago that sounds right yeah who's headlining actually a lot of Queenies are actual queens are just icons Oh, you mean drag queens? Yeah, it's like corking. Now that's a lineup I would be seated for. That's what do they call it?

What do they call it on RuPaul? It's like Lala Palooza. Lala Parusa. What is it? Lala Parusa. Lala Parusa. Yeah, Roo. Oh, Rupa.

Lala Rupa. Lala Puraura. Lala Perusa. Yeah, it's like Lala. I said a Lala paluza. Oh, Lala Pooza. Lola Puraura. Lola Pura.

Okay. Lala Rapusa. Like Rupal. Lala Perusa. But Rupal's name's not in there then. Rua. Just Roo. Mama Roo.

Rupaza. Roo. Lallaparooza. Okay. The Paul's dropped. The Rupal's not there. I would think you should be Lala Ropulaza. Like that way it's like Rupa.

It doesn't it? Lala Parusa. Yes. Lala Rupalo. I would go see that one if that was real. If that was a real festival. What are we doing? Well, let me know if you guys need someone at Lala Palooza.

If anyone needs a stage girl, I'm there. You know how Quinn came up for like somber? Like I'm happy. I'm now available. I have cameo twice. I don't know if Lord will have to use slandered royal. I love. I like Lord.

You sound like Royals. Yeah. Okay. John Summit, DJ. I don't know. Charlie. Charlie. Charlie could.

The smashing pumpkins. Oh, that's my jam. Bring me out. I'm there. They're headlighting Friday with TV. They're headlining. Yeah. Olivia Dean. Hell yeah.

Saturday. Tate McCray and the XX are a Sunday. Okay. Smashing pumpkins. He's up there. Damn, he's everywhere too. Ooh, Audrey Hobert. I would love to see you in Audrey Hobart.

I love her too. What's your favorite Audrey Hobart song? And you know. But when she was nominated for. I understand you could do the lush life. Oh, okay, perfect. I'm coming. Let me bring my dolphins.

You could honestly make the rounds. Like, I feel like you could be placed in a lot of people. I'm ready. You should just be always on stage and they change. They come up and down. Yeah. They work you into the set. I really did get delusional over this weekend.

I'm like, I really could do that, actually. I should be everywhere. I do have fun doing those. I love doing little appearances. I need to do more. There's a lot of options here for you, so we can make something work. Why not? Hit me up.

I'm available. Trixie Mattel's on here. Oh, maybe I'll come out with her. Yeah. She can do freaky as she's DJ, has a DJ set. Touch. Touch. Like,

Venus. Well, yes. Somebody else uses your sound right away. Who used my sound? Oh, that's a good segment. I go weekly a segment. What is it? Did you just come up with this or you just saw it?

You were saying? One. Go. See, we're always in a team. Olivia used your sound? Wait, who is it? Olivia Rodrigo. I can't see far.

No. Olivia Rodriguez. Yes. That's your babe. I'm gag. Where is it? Wait. But that's not her account.

Yeah, but that's her. Okay, but someone could have been a sound over her doing that video. She's literally lip syncing in it. She's doing this. Let me see. One way. Oh, wait. No, they did.

Her TikTok. Her TikTok architects told her. Well, can we find the original? She looks like she looks like she's like 15 there We should find the original Make sure that's real Well she is doing the list scene It could be

She looks like 15 there She looks younger Um The head's quarter Yeah I mean anyway She dropped She's in the record store doing that sound Yeah she was signing

Drop dead vinyl Oh my god Do you ever think like Oh I guess like some people don't know the sound Sometimes we don't know the sound She did another one of you a couple years ago that I think she did like My name is Tricia

That was a couple years ago She's really doing a lot of prize right now So I'm wanting to give it a go I would be We have one week left The Lord Well we know the Colin sisters Who are her whole

Her architects Wow I know but I can't be like Hey hey Petra Hey Anna So love what you're doing with Olivia Yeah Is she welcome on the pod? You didn't just toss a toy.

What are you doing in the next video? What's your favorite Louis Rodriguez song? My favorite song is brutal. But I'm trying to think one thing. I love deja vu. I really do love Drop Dead, this new one that just came out. And, ooh, get them back is my favorite. Well, that's four that you just picked.

Well, it's hard to play them. Okay, that's my niece. That's my, she's my girl, you know, she's my girly. I like I know Good for you I'm you're gonna say that It's so Tritian

It's very Tritian I think I did like five TikToks to it It's very Tritian Because it got a little punk in it Yeah It sounds like my chemical romance But a girl and I think that's cool A little blue on your hair

For the teen bill of parties Yeah A little team bug Yeah I love her Number one guest Right now is probably I'll be Radarigo

Oh I love that Yeah let's do it Let's campaign it I'll DMV Where's my phone? Yeah. Should we DM her? Hey, Lou.

What does she message to me? Okay, let's see. It blocked. I know. We're made of that thing followed. I'll follow back. Let's see. Okay.

Oh, my God. Everyone's hitting me out. Wow. Okay. I don't know what's a good thing or bad thing. Olivia Rodriguez. I love her. She had her own crumble cookie, right?

Yes. She had the guts cookie. Oh, 39 million and follows zero. I don't know if this is looking good for us. Oh, pretty, though. She had her own. There's like cherry blossoms. So pretty.

She's been everywhere. Oh, she was just in New York like a day ago, but maybe she's in Japan. Oh, okay, let's see. She is a beautiful. 2.4 million likes. Holy shit. She is the moment. All right, let's see.

I love Liv. Hey, Queen. Let me know if you want to stop by the pod on your killer press tour. Say, I might just drop dead, Diva. Is that her new song? Yeah. Okay. Well, that might be weird.

Drop dead is her song, yeah. I might just drop dead if you do, Diva. Love you for real. And I do, girl. Love you for real. You're a queen. You're an icon. You are the moment, baby.

Okay. Yay. You never know. You never know. Olivia Rodriguez. We actually do love you. I even have an Olivia. Oh, she's a picey.

Yeah. She's a spicy Pisces. I don't let you know the bio. Oh, is that still her bio? Yeah. I don't lie about the family tree. Wow. That's my niece.

That's my family tree. That's my girl, my number one client right now, activated. She has a new collab with a bubble gum. I forgot which one. I love that. I love random collabs. Let's just do some bubble gum. Haba baba.

And guess who's getting the hubba bubba PR? They said, hey, can we send you some Olivia? Where we go? Haba Bubba. I said, I would love none. nothing more than some hubba-b-b-b-bba is hubba the pink one yes I love the one that yes I know they tell made that there's a special Olivia Rodriguez one and I'm getting that that's the only PR I care about is so cool hubbababah I forgot the name

what about the arc book of mine arc ARC oh is that that's not a PR though it's an advanced reader's call it's not a PR package there is a PR package too with the arc no it comes later which one do you want though there's different levels to it I was like okay I need the arc because I'm like I'm so eager Maybe it comes with one. I don't know how it gets delivered, but do you know my bio? Probably like mom, pop star, love Jesus, like a Bible quote. You don't even know my bio.

Wow. Do you know Moses's bio? Trisha Padez's his husband? That's what it should be. Isn't that your TikTok bio? No, it's never one Trisha Petus fanning. But I do like that. I hope you put that.

I like when people put little rings, like who they're married to. like taken at Trichapetus. Like that's what it should be. I want that. Someone did that, right? Recently, a celebrity or something we're doing to each other. And I was like, that's so random.

You should do that actually. I think it's the one thing people know is that. You changed your link in TikTok from the Just Trish podcast to Moses cooking videos. No, there's two. There's two links. But the mean one is the cooking one. Oh, I didn't know it pushed the, I didn't know that switch. I thought that was the first one.

I'm supportive of the cooking channel because I got to eat it. His is Just Trish. podcast is his bio. Oh, what's yours? I don't even know yours with the same. Oscar. I think mine just, I actually don't remember.

Oh, okay. You have, why do you have the, you have like a star rating, like a Dordas driver. It's like five stars. I just wanted a little stars to break up the bio. I'm like, yeah,

I'll put a little stars. I love the little symbol. How did you do that? I just pasted it in there. Oh, can do that with anything? Alt characters. It's like a font. It's like a different font.

Okay, fancy. And then you have at Entertainment Tonight. At Just Trish. Good job with at Just Trish. You do have your email. We love that. And you have your Link Tree. Yes.

Well, yes. Shout out Link Tree. We love Link Tree. Can we all have billboards in New York? That'd be so much fun. I still love that. You have two of the same pictures of Taylor Swift pinned. Well, yes.

When you get to smoke cigar pretzels with the Taylor Swift. But you have three pictures with her. Why don't you just pin all three pictures? Because that's like, that was my aesthetic era. That was like the pink lover. I mean, before Taylor was pink. My Instagram was themed pink. And it just goes.

It tells the whole story. And it was also, I think, pre-carousel. Maybe not, but. Yeah, there's no dump in this. Yeah. That's so, oh, right, they're two separate posts. Yeah. I had a lot to say.

I mean, that was an iconic moment. I do love it. No, I do. How far apart? You posted one August 24th, 2019, and then, oh, yes, you did two. Oh, you posted them back to back. Same day? You did August 24th and August 25th.

Well, yeah. I do love that. Yeah. That's smart. I like it. I'm here for it. All right. Well, we're on there, too.

We're on there a lot. Okay. I know. I really got to do... I got to post some more. I have to do my house photos. The boxes need to be thrown out before he can do my post, but that's going to be nice. I miss the Thirstrap ones.

These are great. These are giving us on. Oh, yeah. I was trying to look... What year was that? You're like, before I know, 2021. You're in a relationship. Darian was my photographer.

Back in the day, we would do like little, like, we would plan, like, oh, today we're going to go take photos. Like when we had three time Oh We just saw a TikTok of me Taking pictures of Moses and like flowers Like he's like he's like laid back in the flowers I love that What were we even doing?

Do you remember? We're just taking pictures He's just like in Like the lilacs I love that Yeah we would plan out Okay we're gonna go on this here And we're gonna take photos here

And then yeah we would play our outfits Yeah We did that all the time too Like that's fun I can bring that back That is a great like date but also like get content I like it

All right well That's it I'm calling it Shows over Wrap it up Thank you for the I'm taking a video movie

I'll send it to Jimmy Malbu finally got her Spitey verse Yes that was my I'm trying to win her over after She spooked me And I think she was spooked that I was spooked So I was like damn I got to win this girl back

She was excited and you saved the day because she was very clingy this morning, but then when he opened that, or gave it to her, she went upstairs, and she, like, it was cool. She had me open up the plastic part, and the little paints are spider shape. How cute.

It was really cute. She loved it, yeah. So thank you. She's been eyeing it. Because now you put it out of your bag, so then she really saw it in the window. That was kind of my ploy. I was like, oh, she was really going to be asking me about this.

Oh, yeah. It worked perfectly. Moses was just like, Oscar, now's the time because she was, you know, she was having a morning. She wanted to choose to want to say, I need to see you. That's it, guys. Thanks for being here. Check out my memoir, pre-order today, crying on the kitchen floor. Check

out Oscar Gracie at Oscar Gracie blogs and Moses at Moses Cooking videos. We love you guys so much and we'll see you in a couple days. Bye.