Just Trish - Just Trish Episode for Apr 30, 2026

Episode Date: April 30, 2026

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There probably should be more college advocates. I feel like some people are like, you don't need college. Well, you. I know, that's like there needs to be a counter. Do I say to go to college or don't go to college? You say, who needs college? Oh, for sure that, but I'm saying there's so many of us.

You know what? The opposite of Trish having a little snack and feeling happy, you know, my little peppercino's beforehand is not eating anything at all, honestly, because I feel, I feel light. I feel light as a feather. You know what I mean? Did we already start with a body?

Sorry, I just feel, I feel really energetic today. I don't know if it's the green tea lemonade. lemonade. I don't know if it's my Pilates. I don't know what it is. Green tea has caffeine. Oh. More than regular tea. Are you sure? Oh yeah. Does decaf have caffeine? Because I ordered a decaf and like there's no caffeine in it, but I'm like why would someone get a justic tecath just to taste like coffee? Right. Like some people just like the flavor. It's like no, not alcoholic beers. But there is 3% because actually they take the caffeinated bean, the coffee bean and they like drain it like with like liquid or water and they try to to drain all the caffeine out of it, but there's still 3% that can be left.

So if you're a little bit sensitive to caffeine, the decaf will still get you. Which we did today. We did a, we did a Dunkin one. And let me tell you, I thought, oh, a banana protein decaf, yeah, that's healthy. And maybe they put extra calf in there. Maybe it was double calf. I don't know. But double calf on an empty stomach.

I don't know. But crazy. Crazy. The people who skip breakfast is like insane to me. But honestly, that's me today. Maybe that's the reason. It gives you a little more energy. You don't feel like going back to bed.

Anyways, back to Just Trish, you guys, here we are. All right, we have, oh, we have so much exciting stuff to talk about today. There's so much happening today. Cannot wait, but before we get into that, you guys, there's a few tickets that opened up. If you guys want to see me in England at the Royal Albert Hall, some of the royal seats have been opened up. It was sold out, and there are a few seats that just opened up. So feel free to go and get that. I'm so excited.

I'm seeing live and I'm so scared. I'm my first rehearsal actually this week. And I'm very, very, very, very scared, but excited. And I can't wait to see you guys. Pre-order my memoir, crying on the kitchen floor. Lots of, lots of tea. of tea in it. May first is tomorrow. It's mental health awareness month and I was just doing my little like spiel about it and I was just like thinking like how grateful I am to get through everything

but also oh my gosh I probably died a few times in this book. I should have probably been dead a couple times in this book. And so anyways get that. Oscar Gracie star on the rise you guys are looking. You are luck. I'm not kidding. We'll get into it. But Oscar is the influencer to watch. He calls up the next big thing. You are the next big thing. You are the next big thing. You are the Octopus lover. You are the Zara Larsen. You are the cat's eye. You called it. And you are the star. I was there in the back with a cast, I mean, the crew, director, the crew. And I can say they were gagged.

The word gagged was mentioned. Oh, cracking up, gagging, laughing. I felt so behind the scenes. I stayed, well, we'll get into it, but I stayed extra because I was just like, no, I need to watch it. I just felt like, it literally felt like, I mean, obviously, you know, I want to make children, but it felt like, like, just your first time being an influencer, obviously, you're like so smart, went to college, has a great job, all this stuff like that. But, like, seeing you as like an influencer. That is so funny.

We're acting. We're giving, we'll get into that. But check out Oscar Gracie vlogs. Just check out on Oscar everywhere. Honestly, check him on Instagram, check him up everywhere. Because you know you're getting those brand deals on Instagram. He is brand deal king. You manifested it.

We made it happen. See it come to fruition next Monday where we talk about that. Oscar, you look great. We're going to get back to the cat's eye outfit, what we're doing later today. But real quick, also shout out to my husband. Excuse me. Where the hell is my husband? Oh, he's right there at a tiger shirt.

His Amazon faves. Okay, you should do affiliate links for that because you have so many. Go in our steam room right now. What the hell they put in our green tea? That's what I need. Duncan released a statement. I suspect somebody put a few pumps of sugar, just pure sugar in there. Go-go juice.

Do you remember Duncan back in the day? I would literally have three shifts of like the coffee, the caffeinated kind. And I would feel like I'm dying, like dying. That's why I'm scared of those refreshers because I'm like, What if they accidentally, like, put some, maybe it's like an energy drink or something. Anyways, I don't know. It's like the Panera and lemonade is what I think you got. Like, someone's delivery swapped the drinks, I fear.

I feel. That is hilarious. Crazy. But in a good way. Like, I'm so happy for the energy. And I, well, then I also thought, like, oh, I should get some chicken nuggets beforehand. But then we're going. But I don't know if we should be eating chicken nuggets before dancing.

But, like, right across the way is the broxy, which is, like, my favorite chicken place. But it's like, I know I'm going to be starving after this because I haven't eaten. So I'm like, do I get the chicken before? because afterwards you're making pasta vodka after my ploddies tonight. Oh, that was my... Sorry, I forgot your plug. No, no, no, that's what I was going to say. So many people have asked, today we're filming vodka pasta.

But pasta vodka? Anyway, penny vodka, alabaca, peni alabaca, peni alabaca. So today, but the thing is I made it a hundred times by now. And I've kind of like crafted the perfect recipe for it. So there's literally my invention. I invented vodka pasta. What? Is that like an inside joke with your water droplets?

I don't get it. Okay. I love it. You did. It's the best. It's the best. The top ask is Bolognais. The next is Postovina.

It's so good. Because it's so simple. You were like, oh, no one's going to watch Pasovakka. Then I literally brought it up. I'm like, look at all these views. Look at what Babish is getting. He's getting $1.1 million. Joshua Sasserman is getting $1.1 million.

Your Pasovvaca, I predict, we'll get $1.1 million. And I'm super excited to eat it. But I think I'll have the chicken for lunch. But just the chicken fingers, not the fries. I felt bad when we came back from Harry Daniels. I was a little late because I stopped and get the chicken. And I was like, Oscar loves chicken fingers. I should have, like, told you I was stopping there too.

So I'm telling you now. But then I guess we're dancing on chicken. I mean, I have to have a little. But you can get the chicken wall for chicken fries and just eat the chicken. Or you can eat all of it. The chicken's so good. But yeah, and I have to save room for the pasta vodka. But I do Pilates right after dance today.

I'm fitness, girl. Oh, my God. Yeah. But we can. Yeah. Do you dance on a, you need a little something. A little. There's like two chickens that come with it

And it's like, it's literally across the street It looks like like a hole in the wall It's so good. Shut up, up, Brucksey, North Hollywood And you can order a pickup. I think, yeah, if you just eat like a little chicken finger beforehand, I think we have to. I think we should. Yeah.

And we'll just, you know, we'll speed round it today. Not speed round. I mean, we'll still do two hours, but it'll feel like speed round. You know what I mean? Anyways, check out Moses cooking videos. I am so proud of you. You're doing so good. I also feel like a proud mom just being like,

oh my God, you're doing so great, sweetie. Because it's like, I know you've been like making videos for a while too. It just feels influencer-y, you know? It just feels like influencery, and I love it. And I think everyone should be an influencer. Quit your job. Become an influencer today. Anyone can do it.

Yes. Anyone can do it. Anyone can do it. I mean, obviously, we're all very special in this room. But even the non-special, even boring people are influencers. And there's some boring, right? Bored. But you know what?

They become Mormon wives. They become Secretalized and Mormonized. I remember seeing them. And I'm like, they're cute. Of course, they're cute, of course. But, like, I remember this is so, who the hell would watch us? And I remember when Taylor Frankie Paul started filming, and they would show behind the scenes of like a one camera following them around.

Like, yeah, right? They're all like, that's a reality show, sure, whatever. It's probably some fake thing, whatever. And I remember, like, who would watch this? And it's like the biggest thing ever. So, like, you too could be the next. Maybe not Taylor Frankie Paul, but maybe like a Whitney Leavitt or something. You know what I mean?

Like, I... Anyone can do it. So go do it if you want. It takes time. It does take time. You have to put the effort in, but maybe that's my new project. Is a scholarship for people who will be in holders. Scholarship?

Yeah. Right? Like, you have to invest some time. Yeah. And not everyone has that time when you're working as you know, like full time. Like, you work full time. Like, it's hard to be that full time influencer. But maybe we'd be going on that POV Korean trip if we were full time over here.

You know what I mean? That's South Korean, South Korea, not North Korea. But I love. POV? Mikaela? POV, she took a, her brand trip is over there right now. She took a bunch of influencers. Oh, my God.

You haven't seen this? No. Oh, she is taken. And she took them from all walks of like, like, even once I have like 75,000 followers. She's like taking them over. And I love it because this one girl's like, I can't believe she's on this side of TikTok. Maybe she was like, like, Dubai or something.

She was like some beauty influence. Who didn't have like a ton? And she's like, oh, I can't believe like Michaela's like watching my video. So she took people from like all over, all different levels of fame, I suppose. And yeah, she's over there with one of the goofy goobers. The other one's not there. Where is she has? Just kidding.

No, she's like, no, it's a work trip. Sam is working with her. Cindy, I don't know where she is. But we love her. But anyways, let's calm down. Let's everyone take a breath. But we can't because we have a lot to talk about. Oscar and I

filmed our first commercial together yesterday. I feel like we should wait till Monday but I feel like... I'm like, what do we say? We can't really say much, but the excitement is there. I came home beaming. I almost, I'm like, oh my God,

because like, we filmed a commercial together. Oscar had his parts at the end and I saved it like longer and I just was like, oh my God, it was so good. It was so magic. It was like electrifying. Like doing it with you.

I said this yesterday and I feel like it's like, I still can't. I'm still like gagged over it. I've never done like a collab. First of all, I'm new to sponsorships. Okay, I'm new to sponsorships. I love them. I'm appreciative of each one.

But like never in my 20 years being friends with high profile influencers or just popular influencers or whatever. Like never have I done where they're like, we want both of you. And so the fact that we're like a duo now like officially like Harry Daniels and now this commercial. And I'm just like, our future is bright together. I love that. We're Chosker.

We're Chosker forever. I was just like, I was so gay. And everyone loved you so much. It was so good. Where do we even start? I don't even know where to start. We can't really say too much. I know.

We don't really say too much away. Can we say the theme? Like, what can I don't, what can you say? I don't even, I know. We can't say anything. We were playing characters. Yes. We were acting.

There was some acting involved. It was a for real thing. There was call times for people, crews, PAs, multiple cameras, production, directors. It was kind of crazy. I wasn't expecting all of that. I mean, people are fun, live. you know, they're checking with people to say that. They say, like, corporate was online

watching through, telling them every word, what to say. We're so good that we're even, like, switching lines. Like, they gave us a script before her. Well, Oscar's so good because originally it was just like, oh, Oscars would be a little cameo on this. And then full-on dialogue. Yeah, the UK memorized, which I love UK memorized.

But then they're like, okay, switch lines. And so we're like saying each other's lines, like, just in case. So, like, we're having to memorize. And there's some, there's some gag. There's some gag there. There's some long things. that you have to hit exactly. And so, like, we practiced them one way.

And like, okay, we'll just do each other's lines just in case. And I was like, we nailed it. We crushed it. I cannot wait to see it. You looked so good. I was like filming the monitor of you doing it. I was like, you said it. You said it looked like a sitcom or something like that.

It looks so good. Oh, man, we need to feel more in this environment. But don't worry, we have behind the scenes. So you will see. The B-Brow. I sent it to Jimmy. I was sending it live as you were doing it. I was like, look, look, because I was just, I was so excited.

I don't know. It was actually like so much fun. Like I love doing those anyways, but then like having you there. And also just seeing people gag for you. Like obviously I know the comments do. But in real life they were just like someone knew you well. They wrote it to Oscar basically. Yeah, there was a diva in there. Love the divas.

Yes. No, it was you improv. Yeah, I was like, can I do a little ad lit? I love it. And they loved it. And you're so, it was so good. I don't know. How do you feel?

You feel good? Did you feel exhausted? Do you feel tired? No, it was really fun. Uh-huh. And, oh, I was going to say, I was going to, I'm like really thinking before I speak, which is new for me. But I had so much fun. It was like, such a key.

Everyone was so nice. And it was just a fun time. I'm like, would you act more? Because you were really good at acting for real. You know, I would act more. Yeah. I really had a fun time. It was interesting, though, because, like, it was like a heightened version of me.

So it was the character. also not. So I am wondering, like, could I actually play a character? That's where my mind went. I was like, could I actually do a character? Does it have to be someone who's just like me? But that's what we always talk about. And I feel like there's nothing wrong with that.

Because I'd say with me, I'm always like, I should do something. But I think we should all play versions of us. Like Ryan, Ronald, Jennifer, Anthony. You know, they all play versions of the house. And you thrive so well at it that I was like, oh, my God, I could see. Sick him. Will and Grace. But Jack and Karen, we play them like younger.

Like they go back or something like that. That would actually be so cute. Call Sean Hayes. Get us on that podcast. What's the podcast? Smartless. Shut up. I put them on my, they're like, what PR would you want to do for your book?

I'm like, smartless. But one of them has to know me, right? I think at least one. So I thought it was just like, nobody knows you and you just go on and they guess. Oh, it's Tig. Do you know Tig? No. She replaced Christa Leah in that Netflix movie.

Remember she's like, oh, she's like, she's a comedian. She's a comedian. Maybe a lesbian. Maybe a lesbian. It doesn't matter, but I'm just saying. Oh, wait. Yeah, I think I do. Tig.

Tign. Norton? Am I just making that up? Oh, yes, yes, yes. What's her last name? Nataro. Nataro. She had, like, Debbie Ryan on her podcast,

and the whole gag of her podcast says she doesn't know who these guests are. So she's, like, asking her questions, like, even her name. She's like, does it have anything to do with, like, flowers? Like, she asked, like, so many questions. Which is, I mean, it's kind of crazy, but it's, I like it.

I want to go on a podcast. Maybe I want to go on Tegonaro's podcast, actually. Have her guest who I am. I would take the whole segment just to get. That's what I wonder. I was like, are they giving her clues? Kind of like messing her. I'm like, I think they give them, like, they do give them clues on messing her.

They must give her clues for like who Debbie Ryan is. Or maybe she has to guess the name. Maybe that was it. I think she ended up guessing the name somehow. I don't know. Anyways, she's a queen. But, um, it was so good. I was, ah, I can't wait for her to come out.

It was amazing. And you're just like a kitty cat today because we are going to dance. I'm so excited. It's been quite, it's a week. Such a big week for me, a commercial. and my lifelong dream of actually doing a cat's high dance. Like I wanted to hear from long. Yeah.

They're doing lighting. Like I talked to the video operator. Whoa. Yes. This is going on our Patreon. By the way, Patreon. com slash Joshush. We are putting in quality.

We hired a videographer. Obviously, we'll have an editor. Sedricic's going to be there. They're doing lighting. They're going to put anything you want on the wall. Like, we're going to shoot like a dance video. I hope we can learn it because. That's the guy.

Sederk sent me it. He's like, wait, this is really fast. He's like, is this the right one. And he's like showing it to me. I was like, I don't know if we can do it, but we can try. I mean, definitely like this thing where they're like moving. I've been practicing that, the pinky up, and then they would kind of rotate up. But then, yeah, then it gets a little crazy.

It gets so crazy where it's ambitious. But even if we don't get it, right, I do have faith in you because you are very good. You did the touch dance really well, so I don't think than you. Their debut era was a lot easier. Sis era was pretty easy. It was a beautiful chaos era. They're really going hard. It's gnarly I could not really do besides this.

Oh, yeah. That's as far as I got. So I'm nervous. But we'll see what we can do. We'll try to make the cats proud. We're matching in our, we have our unci sweatshirts. We're both wearing the leopard one, which I'm excited. We also matching leopard pants.

Yeah. Which Oscar found out Victoria's Secret, which I love so much. And they're so, I don't, well, because you said, get medium. Gag. Yeah. Clock it. The medium was a little breezy on me. Yeah, because you're like, maybe large.

I'm just like, I'm just swimming in these medium pink sweatpants. I know. Oh, you look so... I love, I love pink. I'm so happy they're coming back with Y2K. We're wearing matching leopard pants and I got so excited that you, like,

you found them, right? Or am I just making that up? I just Googled, like, leopard sweatpants and these came up. That's what I love, because I think we, like, almost like right away you found him. And I was like,

I love this so much, because that's so me at night. I'm always looking for, like, Mother's Day photo shoots and stuff. And I was like, the fact that you found him so quick and set the league out. Let's get them right now.

It was very excited. Then I ended up getting so much more. I got so much more of your secret. But it's so cute. You look so cute. Like I wish you could see the full body. I should have worn mine, but I was already late switching outfits a bunch of times. A Patreon for the full body reveal.

To see those outfits. We're giving the patrons quality today. I'm very excited. I love getting that out of the house. I'm still scheduling the VIP one, the Universal Tour. I'm getting that around as well. But for now, go see us to learn the cat's eye dancer. Are you getting lava mics for us?

We're going to be miced. I know. Us just breathing the whole time, like trying to catch our bow. ASMR. Happy breathing. I do get tired, yes. Well, we'll see. Elaine, we're going to get a little workout today.

We're getting good food today. I just love it. Just remember to eat and work, you know, get your body moving. You need three meals a day and you need your body moving. So that's your reminder to just do all of it. Nourge your body. Thank your body for getting you through the day. We're here.

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Not sick. Let me see my notes here. There's to be some. There's like, koala. You want some animal? We'll give you some animals. Yeah, maybe TSA with an animal one. Or any.

I mean, you know, I guess we could always do this when you take your call. Oh my God. That is so funny. Moses is on topic. Moses, you should have a hot topic ready to go when Oscar leave. So, you know, we're not just sitting here in silence. I have one for that. Yeah.

But I have a cute one if you want just to. You have a cute one. All right. Moses take the lead. It's not so much a hot topic as much as a... That is very cute. A miniature gesture set. But it's the...

Didn't you like the Calico Creators? Yeah. Oh my God. Yeah. Oh my God. Who did that? Who did it? Is that real or AI?

No, this is real. What? How do they get their little fingers in there? My fingers would be huge. Have you done it in real life? Like, not a little set. Like, I have a couple like Calico Critters. like sunny angels, you know, the mini little figurines.

But it is hard because, like, you have to place them delicately. And you got to have, like, you know, PC people are going to get in there. It looks crazy. It's tempting. Whenever we're at Barnes & Noble with the kids, they're so cute. There's the whole thing. It's always some tempting just to make a whole world at home or something. You should do that.

That should be your thing. I think I'm more with the trains. Yeah. Such a good idea. Calico Critters with Moses. I love that. The kids would love it. I always just think of that movie with a steep corral.

The dinner for, I think it's an offensive warning. now but that you remember he always played with those calico critters and they made it seem like that was a weird thing because he was just like a little off in that movie they were like oh it's weird that he plays with those but i'm like that looks so soothing therapeutic healing to do maybe that's my new thing if i didn't have sausage fingers maybe but it's fine i don't mind my chubby hands really but i love that one that was a good one and that's a happy one someone's putting creativity out in the world thank you to the teetetopker a pallet cleanser a pallet cleanser well it's not even good so far it's Maybe we need the pathclones at the end.

It's free, yeah, I suppose. Free palette cleanser, I suppose. Well, this isn't too bad. The Met Gala is coming up. Who's going to be there? Who's there? I don't know. I don't know.

There may be a Trish tie in with the Mac Gala somewhere. Okay, okay. You can say that. Well, I know you asked this once, like, what actually happens at the Met Gala, and I did have a little rundown. How'd you find out? Well, I already kind of knew. Did you read out? I already kind of knew.

Vogue has done interviews and stuff before, so I kind of just like put the notes together, I suppose. But it is kind of interesting because the big thing is obviously the bed carpet and it takes forever because I think it opens like at 3 p.m. Pacific, like 6 p.m. Eastern. And then it goes all the way until like 10 p.m. really. Or the carpet. People to get inside. Yeah. How many people are invited? It's a long carpet.

A couple hundred. But everyone is so spaced out. One by one. Yeah. And if you remember on the Kardashians, a couple of, maybe last season or the season before, they talked about like the traffic getting into the MetGala. I think it was Kendall was on the bus or something. Yes.

And it was so backed up that the carpet almost closed before they got there because it's, it's New York, first of all. But then also everyone trying to get to the same place. Oh, my gosh. Can you just get out of the car and walk? Or you think there's like fans? I think because the. clothes, like they can't, they can barely move in them most celebrities that I think you got to

just, like, stand on that bus and wait until you're there. And everything is so expensive. Like, I don't even think insurance companies would allow you just like, just walk through the streets wearing all that, you know? That is wild. I didn't even think about all that. I know. I asked yesterday, I was like, should we do live? Should we do like after the? Because I wanted to give you guys updated because we film on Mondays to go up Tuesdays. And I'm like, oh, we'll have the Tuesday episode. I won't even be critiquing the mech out of those. I know. I'm so sad about it. But I guess we'll have a second episode on Thursday

where we can follow up. Get into it. Yeah. And I know everyone is dying for our takes on the makeup of fashion because we are the style girls. You know, like we're known for our style. Yes. The best critiquers.

It's like those who can't do teach or those who can't do judge. What is it? What is the word? There's something like if you can't do something and then you're like the judgeer. And you know what the best things are from people who have no qualifications? You know what I mean? Because look at like fashion.

Please remember back in the day. Like Kelly Osborne and Joan River. You know, just like people. You know, just people who have no business critiquing fashion, but that's what we love. We love people critiquing fashion that have that you're never, you're not, you're wearing Target, which we love, but like honestly, you know what I mean? Like you're wearing, yeah, I'm wearing Fashion Nova and I'm critiquing the MacGal. Fashion we should go to MacGala.

You know, but those are, you know, because people who aren't participating, who aren't involved, you know, they look from the outside and they give their harsh, they're harsh critics, you know what I mean? And that's what, that's what people want to see. That's what people want to gag over because obviously everyone looks beautiful. Everyone's like worth a ton of money. You know what I mean? like we need a little, what's it called, a little jousting.

Oh, yeah. Like, that's the entertainment that's giving back to medieval times, you know what I mean? So I know real quick, were you good at notes at school, like in high school and middle school? Were you like always taking notes in class? Yeah, I love taking notes. You're so, I was thinking about that now. I was like, I wish I was friends with you in middle school. I mean, could you send me those notes?

Did you ever do that? No. You never share notes? Maybe if someone asked if they were sick or something, but like not really. Also, it's back in the day where most of it was like handwritten, you know, back in the olden days. Really? Yeah. I guess so. We had laptops, but I don't think we were allowed them in school, like in class.

Now everyone is, but... But you would never just be like, here, look at my notes. Sometimes someone would ask, I think, if they were absent, but for the most part, no. God, you would be so... Your kids are going to be so good at taking notes. I do love to take notes and, like, highlight our occasion and stuff, too. I love bullet points. Oh, my God.

Wait, why would you highlight? What would you highlight everything? That's what I understood of highlighting. When people highlight the Bible and stuff, it's like, what are you highlighting? Why do you only pick three lines the lines, the house? highlight. Like, what would you highlight? Do you know what I mean? Like, I see kids do that in textbooks. I'm like, what are you highlighting? Stuff that seems really, really important. But isn't it all important? Like, it all could be on the test. How do you know what's going to be on the test?

Yeah. Like, how do you clock? Even now, how do you clock, like, what is important from this? Like, you're like, we're going to talk about MacGala. Like, there's like the key, like the key information. And then there's a lot of, like, details. So, like, you kind of have to highlight the gist. The jizz. Like, you highlight the jiz of whatever you're reading. Like, what's the main point. And then everything else is like, supporting details to, you know, really get in there. I think I always miss the point, and I'll give you a really quick example. Do you remember Richard Tarbithia? Yeah, well, the movie.

Okay. Did you ever read the book? No. I think we read the book when we were kids, and I think I picked up on something. And maybe I'm like getting, maybe it's not even the right book. But I remember, like, doing a presentation. Like you have to give a presentation on the book. And all I did was like a poster board and I put different colored waters because I was like, oh, the water changed colors.

But maybe I also just made up that it changed colors. But I would literally last minute, it was like Ziploc bags of water. And I put food dye in there. And I was like, here's the red water, here's the green water, here's the blue water. And the teacher's like, that has no significance to the book. But I was like, no, but that was the most important part to me. And so like, that's what I'm saying. Like when it talks to notes and tests, it's like, but that was the most important part to me.

So why would it not be on the test or whatever? But I also don't know if that was a thing where I just made it up. Because I remember when giving the presentation, I was like, I think I said I found a version that did have colorful water. I was like, it wasn't in the book we read. But I was like, no, but I found it in like my dad's library in California. And there was one that said, like, the water changed colors. and then the teacher couldn't say anything because she's like, oh, I've never been to California.

So I was like, that's the gag. It's in California. Go check it out. The Bridgetarian-Bethia, California edition. And the teacher didn't, like, she's like, okay. Like, you know what I mean? But she also was like, but the water's not the important part of the story. Or was it, did it give him youth in Bridgetarian,

like, was the water, something where the water gives them youth? Or if there's a different book that is like that let me know. But I think it's like it gave them youth. I thought Josh Hutcherson was like in love with a little dead girl. Okay. Maybe. Maybe a different book. Tuck Everlasting?

That's... Did that sound more like it? Maybe. And he had water that made him youthful. I don't know. It's either Tuck Everlasting or Bricetarevithia, one of those two. You're right.

It's Tuck Everlasting. And what's the synopsis? A hidden spring at the base of a tree in the tree got woods that grants eternal life, youth, and immunity. Yes! Yeah, okay. Okay.

Did they ever do a movie on it? They did, actually. Okay. I think Alexis Ladell was in it at once in a song. What? I wanted to be, wanted to be a part of it so bad. Oh my god, that's crazy. I loved, I did like that book. Yeah, Alexis Bladel. She was the star. Thank God I figured it out.

Otherwise, people are like, you're dummy. Like, that's not a real book. Okay, thank God. Okay. Let me know if there was call for water and Tucker everlasting. Or did I just make it up? I can't remember, but I have a specific memory. Anyways, these are great notes, honestly. But back to the Mac Gala, because I do want to know. Do we ever find out what's going on inside? You never said it. Oh, yeah. So after the red carpet, they go in. There's a dinner. The dinner also goes with the theme of what it is. And then they spend weeks doing the seating chart because they, like, you're not allowed

of plus one. Like usually celebrities, they'll bring like someone from their team, but their assistants or managers or whatever, like they're not allowed inside to sit down with them. So they do the seating charts. And then Vogue will kind of put people together who they think would get along or people who do get along. And then they have to be cognizant of like if these people have a bad relationship, if there's like a couple that broke up.

So then they try to put them at tables far away from each. which I thought was kind of funny. And I wish I worked at Vogue just for the seating chart tea because like that's kind of fun. Would you want to do it or you just want to like mess with it? Oh, I would have such a key during the little seating chart. Because I know like I feel like I'm so in the weeds that I know all the interpersonal dynamics of people. You know what I mean? I'd be like, don't put Zara Larson next to James Charles, stuff like that.

James Charles is going. No, like that one year he did go. Zara Larson was next to James Charles or they just felt like each other. I just, that's like fresh in my mind because I saw the tweet. she liked the tweet or she said the tweet back in the Dramageddon two era she hopped in and spilled her own James Charles

T and that's how I knew this girl was here to stay Wait don't Okay I saw you send something and I kind of didn't get it because there was like two things And I was like wait I kind of understand So she did a tweet Yes quick side note

Zara Larson during the by sister Jarmagetan days when James Charles was getting it It was not when people liked him again It was right when people hated him When everyone was coming forward with the James Charles horror stories of him hitting on straight men. And then Zahar Larson also jumped in there and tweeted, like, he tried to hit on my boyfriend.

He slid in my boyfriend's DMs. And when he clapped back at the No More Lies, I think, whatever was next, he was like, he also, he clapped back as Zard Larson. Oh my gosh. James? Yeah. He clapped back. What do you say? No?

He had his own receipts of like what he sent to her boyfriend and it wasn't anything to debauchess, I guess. But you can tell he was still, you know, he was intrigued by what he looked like. I think James Charles is one of those people who just had enough people come for that I think we believe. I don't think everybody has a terrible

James Charles story and James Charles did nothing. I don't think he's like innocent always. You know what I mean? I think he's always sliding into your boyfriend's DMs. That's every said he can look like a foot, but as long as it's the young foot, you know, he's sliding into those DM. But one day, James, like you're going to be 30 soon

and you need to stop it. What is he? He's like 30, 28. Yeah, actually. Right? I think of him as like a child, but he's like not a child anymore. He's 26. He will be 27.

All right. You're off your parents' insurance. It's time to stop sliding into those young boys' DMs. Even if they look young, even him saying they like some young, you know, anyways. James Charles, we watched that on Patreon. We were watching annoying. Did we call it annoying YouTubers? Or we called it canceled YouTubers.

No, no. It was going to be our enemies, but then we downgraded it to nuisance. Nuisances. Which honestly, weirdly, you got to go watch it. James Charles was like the least annoying. Even though it was a 10 on 10. He was like the least probably. Maddoch all the ones we watched. Crazy. So go see the tea on that. But like James Charles did

go to the Metc All. I forgot about that. Sorry, Larsson's going. Is she going to do? We don't know. We don't know exactly who. Like, obviously there's like the chairs that we do know. We know Beyonce's coming back. Sabrina Carpenter. Um, Alyssa Lou, heated rivalry boys. But a lot of the lists, like, we kind of find out day of. Usually people kind of have an idea. In my head, I'm going in expecting to see everybody because like kind of every, every person who's like, buzzy goes. Like, I'm expecting to see Addison Ray. I'm expecting Charlie X-E-X. I'm expecting

cat's eye. Like, you know... Cats-eye? I'm just expecting them because they are fashion girls. They do work with Vogue a lot, so it kind of makes sense that they're there. Oh my God, gay. Not me knowing anything. Me, just speculating. Yeah. They come up for you like Harry Daniels.

I know. I know. Literally, Harry Daniels posted like a photo with Megan. I was like, oh, that's sweet. I liked it. And then people like, wow, I can't believe you liked it. I was like, Wait, why? I know. I was like, wait. What are they called?

The icons are not in it. We want to be on the icons's good side. And Zara Larson, like, the two people were mad at Zara Larson. I'm like, we just don't know. I know. They're out of the no. Lord of mercy. But in the no, you guys are both chronically online with those AI fruits.

Zara Larson and you take two days off and all of a sudden. You can't take two days off. Katzai is doing a K-Paw festival. They're like headlining a K-Pov festival. Here in L.A. Are you going to go in August? I really want to go. I kind of want to go.

I kind of want to go. trying to figure out how to go without being like um overwhelmed because that's where you try to see chapel and you were overwhelmed right it's at the same place i think it's at the rose bowl is that's where you went i almost i had tickets but then i didn't go because i was too overwhelmed but yes that's what i feel like i'm like i really want to go but then i'm like oh i guess feel a little overwhelmed because it's so big when it's like a stadium i'm like oh it's like too big theaters i can do love a theater stadium i'm not having a seat is what gets me because i don't have like a place you know what i mean like if i have a seat it's like i can get there

and then I just sit and wait. Versus, like, standing. You're kind of just, like, corralled. Then, I don't know. You don't have, like, a place that's your own to call. Like, a home base. I need a little seat. I get you.

Yeah, I always want to be in the pit, too. But then I'm like, I need to sit down somewhere, too, just in case. Did you know, Anthony Padilla? He was just on, I think, like, glass meals. And he was saying his mom and sister are a chorophobic. And that they, like, they, like, suffer greatly and they can't leave the house. Wow. Yeah.

Not crazy. Like, I guess you're the first person I met that, like, I've ever heard of that, like, a real phobia where you can't leave the house and I was like and then he was talking about it and I was like wait this is like a thing that like happens to a lot of people yeah and it's like one of those ones too where there's different levels of it so I'm sure hers is like really extreme case too

because obviously I overcame it to an extent but yeah yeah to like not leave especially when you have like kids and stuff like I didn't really listen to the full interview but it made me want to watch it out like oh my gosh so it was so crazy I want to be on last meals too do you know what that is yes how do you get on there is it mythical morning is it good mythical morning I think so you have to get I think because I ghosted of Rhett and Link in like 2008 they

never let me back on their stuff again. Is it with them still or is it because I know they kind of have a lot of people that, like they have, it's kind of like Smosh where they have other. Yeah, no, no, it's not them. It's like some guy hosting it. But like, I assume they're the, like, the executives in charge. That are like be-doing you?

Yeah. You just add it to your press list. You never know. I did add it to my press list, but I'm like, I just love it because they give you all the food that you love. And you pick like 10 meals basically. I could be like, I want Moses's Bologna's Bologna's. I want Benny Hibachi fried rice. Benny Hana, but brocci's chicken. Like, you can just pick everything you want.

But they cook it? I don't know. Anyways. I love that Anthony Padilla's still around. Do you know what I mean? Like, that's crazy. To answer your question, what happens inside? So, yeah, after the bed carpet is the dinner.

And there is food in there. Not everyone eats, I'm assuming, because the outfits are really tough. Also, at a war shows, no one really eats that much either. Yeah. Some people more than others. Last year, infancy, Meg the Stalian, like, kind of logged herself in the Met Gala. Locked or logged. vlogged

Oh vlog Yeah And she showed all the food and everything It looked good I love her I want her in the podcast I reach out I love her

I know she's ending her Moulon Rouge But I'm just like I really want to see her I know I live for her She's very sweet She's very smart She gets a lot of hate

Which is unfair Does she? Wait for why But just people who Like the fandoms Who She kind of goes against I guess

So like When it was like Megasalian Versus Nikki Or like With the Tory Lane's Debuckle too with her getting shot,

not even allegedly like she did. Oh, what happened? She got shot in her, like, near her angle, I think. And she, like, went to court and everything. He was found guilty. But people still don't believe her. I'm like, she won the, she went to court. They don't believe Tori or Meg?

A lot of people don't believe Megan. That she was shot. Oh, Megan, the Stallion was shot. Yes. By. Toy Lane. I know. And it was proven.

Yeah, in court. Oh, my God. Yeah. Wait. Wow. I know. So she's gone through. a lot. Damn, and obviously her

cheat and a boyfriend. I know. But she still is like so sweet and positive and I feel like she's a great role model, very talented. You know, she is an advocate for people going to school. She went to college and everything too. So, yeah, I love Meg. I think she's so great. There probably should be more college advocates. I feel like

so many people are like, you don't need college. Well, you. I know. That's like there needs to be a counter. Do I say to go to college or don't go to college? You say, who needs college? Oh, for sure. That. But I'm saying there's so many of us. There's so many people like, who needs college? But I feel like that's what I'm saying. There should be more advocates for college because now college is like, oh, you're just getting debt and it's awful and it's loans. But there should be more people like, look at my success after college, you know.

You're good one, Meg the Stallion. There's so many of them, you know. It's a flex. And more people should advocate for that. Just a lot of money. It is, yeah. Student loans, debt. Maybe you'll get a good paying job and maybe would be an influencer.

Yeah, exactly. But it's always good to have just in case. A little backup. No one regrets getting a degree. No, I guess depending on what. Whitney Leavitt said she kind of regretted her. What's her degree in? She got a degree in dance.

Well, look at that. It worked out for her. Dancing with a Star, Chicago. That's actually crazy she said that because like, what do you mean that? Like, prepared you for all of this. That's the reason you're so successful. But it was like a lot of money to, you know. Okay.

Well, the money is always. Who wants to spend money? Tea. But, yeah, Meg, vlogged herself in that gala and then you're not supposed to film yourself inside. Like, that's the rule. Yeah. Everyone kind of does it. Between the bathrooms, people take selfies, so, like,

time. So people thought she was going to be banned from the Met Gallag. But she confirmed that was fake that she was not banned. She can come back this year. I think so. Yeah. She's also in New York, so it kind of makes sense. And I feel like look hotter than ever.

Yeah. La Rochis has been styling her lately too. So, yeah, I think that'll be. That's the winner right there. So then after the dinner is the entertainment. The one I remember the most is Ariana. I think it was, it was before Wicked. Oh, yes.

She was in the green fairy outfit with the flowers, the aerial. Yes. The scarves. And last year it was Usher. So I don't know who it's going to be this year. Yeah. It was because what was the theme? Like the theme was like the influence of like,

it was like black men and dandyism like the influence in fashion. Yes. Is he the fashion? I don't know. I guess. Okay. I don't know. Yeah.

So it depends on the theme. So what's the thing this year? It's like art. Oh, she literally is. Yeah. She is like her art pop can be anything. So like maybe it'll be Gaga. Yeah.

Yeah. Or who are the people that's somebody that I used to know? Gautier. Yeah. To me, I feel, art is that. That is very artistic. They're literally art. And weren't they paintings in that video?

T and their face, I think, had painted or something. Love. I love you know Gaultier. Well, I just know that song. Me too. We don't know any other ones. They didn't do the pumped-up kicks one. No, that was Foster the People.

Oh, it doesn't sound kind of like the same era? Same era, for sure. For sure, yeah. I love you know that too. Wow, you're so musically knowledge. That's so crazy how you know. so much. I lived it.

Who's saying, I could not believe my eyes. Al City. Wow! It's all the same era. Like I was alive consuming music at that time. Wow, but I was too. I don't know the names of these random bands.

Where were you at that time? I don't know. In a gutter. Well, but this one I was in the beach department because I remember, because I was watching Starvation 17. She would always use Al City. She did the whole music video. Yeah.

Wasn't that their big one in the bridge? That was their big break. Yeah. Where's that bridge? It's called recreative. It's herbithia. What? Oh.

It's like the actual city. Is it here in L.A.? No. Or was it? North Cal, I would assume. That's where they're from. Yeah. That was fun.

So who is it going to be best dressed at the Met Gala? Probably Beyonce. Oh, yeah. I could see Beyonce. I would imagine Zendaya's going to be there again. Maybe not because she has so many events this year and so many pastores. Maybe she'll be like, I don't need to do this one.

But I would probably assume like a Beyonce would probably be like that stressed, I would think. Yeah. I think Kardashians are going. Yeah. Courtney, no. Chloe, probably not. Wait, why? Usually, Chloe gets anxious at the Magasala.

How do I, anyway. I remember. I wore sunglasses because I'm just like, I don't know. I don't feel like, yeah, mm-hmm. Courtney, I imagine she's uninvited, no. She's at Disneyland. I just saw her there again. I'm like, how much time to do a Disneyland girl?

Really? I guess. Yeah, she was there like a couple days ago. I'm like, God, they really love that place. Same. But Kim, definitely, Chris, definitely. Kendall, Kylie. Oh, is Chris a Macalus staple? Chris doesn't miss a Met.

Oh. Yeah. Kendall, Kylie, Kim, Chris. Yeah, those ones for sure. Everyone else, if he on, but. Sabrina probably will look good. Yeah. And you know the Meggala Curse, right?

That's my favorite part. No, what is it? Like the couples who make a big. splash like a day red carpet debut at the MacGala end up breaking up. Who do you think it's going to make their debut? Oh, good question.

Who are like new, who are like new couples right now? Ooh, is if Kim and Louis Hamilton the race car driver, because they've kind of been more in public. Right. So, and we know Kim

likes to make her couple a red carpet official at the Met Gallagher Davidson. Maybe she's stopped doing that. Yeah, because it's got like her. I know. I believe it. It's good in the moment because like that's the place to be you know

debut yeah like that's a fierce debut that's a fierce photograph you know but what about harry and zoe oh tina's actually a flashed the ring one Harry hasn't been in a minute i don't think Zoe crappist's usually goes yeah they would look so so good

Zoe is my fashion queen lately I love that Ys Lerce Lerce I think there's the golden gloves I had like remade I weren't you know just dress I like love her so much I really want to see her at the baggala yeah she was there last year year, I believe. Yes. That's when she had the C3 dress, right? Like the little thong.

Yeah, it was fierce. Her everything. I saw a picture for like her wedding. She was married, I guess, before. I saw a picture for her in a wedding dress and it looked like a flower girl dress. It looks so pretty. I was kind of like, wait, she's so tea.

She looks so good. If you type in like Zoe Kravitz's like wedding dress, it's like this little like cupcake dress. Unless it was AI. You know I fall for AI all the time. Carl Gluesman. She was married. Yes.

Got married in 2019, divorced in 2020. Well, pandemic. Makes it breaks you. You know what I mean? I mean, damn. Now she's with hair styles. Oh yeah, it is a pretty dress. So pretty.

Like everything she wears is just his gorge. She's like like a fairy. She's just like so beautiful. Like I really think like Harry, that's like he hit the jackpot with her. I think that's like. Yeah. You think they're engaged or is that confirmed? I think they're engaged.

Yeah. After how much eight months? Eight months. Too soon? To me, yeah. But I mean, just like me personally. I couldn't imagine doing it. But sometimes.

when you need know I guess it is kind of surprising I guess for Harry I'm just so used to Harry like dating and then I don't know I guess he is of the age where he would settle down I'm so used to him like being young kind of being a little bit more unserious but hey more power to you I do love it I do love it for them um we were eight months right we think we're eight months we got engaged we but we were quarantine months okay so that doesn't count or makes it quicker double time what is it equals two years okay it was definitely eight one but whatever whatever you think I agree I think most people I'd be like oh yeah wait but then I'm like you know what yeah but the reality is the

distance between us if we were it was normal time like work distance and traffic right I would probably see you maybe once twice a week oh you're saying the amount of hours we put in we would spend all the whole week we did spend 24 hours together right of time we spent together was equal to like two years. Period. Okay. I see what you're saying. Right. Oh, in that case, you're right. Well, Channing Tatum's seemingly, seemingly responded to Zoe Kravitz and Harry Stiles getting engaged, which I thought was kind of...

Was he doing like a Justin Bieber thing where it's like Gallum? Not quite, but like in the same vein, I suppose. Because right after people posted their confirmation of Zoe Kravitz and Harry Styles being engaged, Channing Tatum went to his Instagram story and shared a poem. And he wrote read, like in text. And then the poem he shared said, My brain and heart divorced a decade ago over who was to blame about how big a mess I have become. And then after that, he posted a reel from Don't Die Dumb about a therapy technique to release anger called a noodle therapy.

And it sees people smack each other with pool noodles. And he captioned it. It seems like so much fun. What's the noodles? symbolic lies. I think it's the way to get your anger out without actually causing physical harm because it's a little foam pool noodle. Oh.

Even though they can kind of hurt those pool noodles. But I digress. You're trying to hit each other with them? They're not meant for hitting. You're supposed to float on them. See, but it's like a therapy technique. Is it? I don't know how real that is, but.

Wait, that's a crazy therapy technique is to be like, go hit something. I get it. There's like rage rooms and stuff, but it's like, is that good? I guess. I guess it's getting it out. I don't know. I guess it's better than hitting somebody. Yeah, they actually assaulting somebody.

Damn. Yeah. So it's kind of funny to me that he would show that because he's... He's a little... He's a little... He also is... Yes. I mean, maybe they broke up, but he was seeing someone for a long time.

Like, he kind of moved on first. He moved on before. Yes, he's in DMs. I know people, like, so close to me, like, that would not lie that I would be like... He was in the DMs, like, right away. He's, like, he's definitely a DM person, which... Yeah, he's... He's, like, Brad Pitt, where, like, they just didn't, like...

They gave us the ick after a while. Like Chantan did almost everything. And now it's kind of like every time I see him, it kind of gives me the ick. And especially with this. Yeah, because he was, he was, I think is still dating a 26-year-old model, Inca Williams. Like they did ride carpets and stuff together fairly recently. How is he? He's like 50, right?

He has to be. He's 40s. 46. It's getting 46, 26. Because he has a daughter, too. That's like 10? Yeah. I just think like a-

She has one that's two years old. She has one older. A son that's nine. I think like a good rule of thumb is like if like your person you're dating is closer to your kid's age than you, like you shouldn't date them. You know what I mean? Like it's just a little, a little off-putting. But all right. I guess men are mad when you move on even if you have someone else.

I don't know. Oh, wait, no. Sorry. Let me correct myself. It popped up the wrong Tatum. Channing Tatum's daughter, Everly. is 12. And that's his daughter

with Jenna Dewan. Yes. So a rule of thumb, if you're a person you're dating as closer to your kid's age, you shouldn't date them, which it is.

They're 20 years difference or 10 years difference. Yikes. Oh, wow, gag. Yeah. So, you know, just. Maybe that should have

stayed on the close friend. That's a case for like, yeah, maybe have a close friend's list, you know? Like, I don't know you should be sharing that with that. I see.

Yeah, if you want to get it out. Yeah. Even if it's not related. It's like, what do you, I have trouble thinking that's not related just because it did come out like right after people confirmed it and. But what else would it

be about? Exactly. I don't know. Oh, so you're saying you do think it's related. I do think it is. Yeah. I'm sure one could argue that it could be about something else, but like optics or everything, Mama. So. The timing. Yeah. Although I guess if you're just offline like you were for two days, you could just post something

and not know what? Gaggett. Gaggett, that is very true. That happens to me. Sometimes I like post And then it's like, oh my gosh, it's about this. And I was like, oh, my God, I did not even know. Like, you know, sometimes it is just out of your sphere. Yeah, like Taylor Franky Paul. Yeah, I like Taylor Frinky Paul. And then the video comes out.

Yes. How could you say that? So that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's true. That's true. Like Harry Daniels. Yeah, too.

So there is a little bit of benefit of the doubt, I suppose. But I did think it was kind of funny, especially. They were together a long time. Were they? I didn't know. I didn't even know. They would be there a couple of years. 201.

And then they split in 2020. force. Oh, yeah, it's pretty recent. And they were engaged as well. And then you see him just go with a hot rock star like Harry Styles. You're like, damn, hot young. I know. I do think he has more swag than Channing Danum.

Oh, yeah, for sure. He's like artistic. He's like very open-minded. He's handsome, great fashion sense. Sensitive, artistic. Yeah. Funny. He seems pretty funny.

Yeah. Also an actor too. Yeah. So he can kind of do it all. Also in Marvel. actor, which is kind of funny. What does that mean? He's a superhero?

They're both in the Marvel Cinematic Universe. Harry? Yeah. Did we talk about this? No. He wasn't in a while ago. Oh. He made it.

His character has since nothing's happened to him in a few years. So who knows if he still is, but technically, technically is. Wow. Okay. I didn't know that. Yeah. What era episode movie? Internals, 2012.

And he acted. He did act. He was like. Camio? He was a character I think his character was Star Fox I want to say And

He was So he shared the screen with Angelina Jolie Okay Yeah That's pretty impressive It's pretty big Yeah but it's since

Nothing has happened So I don't know I don't know if he still would do No spinoffs Yeah he was supposed to But then yeah The movie kind of flop So nothing happened from it

But I would like a cameo on men and black As what Like the alien or Do you remember Michael Jackson did it? No but he was like an alien I think he's like hey agent and this is agent M I could be agent T like when the aliens pretend to be somebody yeah I see I see I see wasn't I think Michael Jackson

was an alien in it but he was like pretending to be an agent I see I see he just like zoomed in I think it was like on a screen and I remember being like so excited and I'm like oh I want to do that one day they still make those movies I feel like there was one a few years ago with Tessa Thompson but it didn't do very well. Tessa Thompson? Yes. From Team 10? No.

Who's Tessa Thompson? Are you thinking of Tessa Brooks? Oh, yeah. You said it like I wouldn't know this person. Tessa Thompson's like an actress. She is also in the Marvel. Whatever. Everyone's in the Marvel.

Yeah, so that's not a good like signifier. Tessa Thompson. Oh my God. I don't know what she was been in that you would know. But she wasn't in black in 2019. Oh. What number was it? Two or three.

That must have been three. It was like a reboot. With Will Smith and Tommy Lee? What? Whose idea was that? They did one without Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones? Yeah, it was Chris Hemsworth and Tessa Thompson. We're the men in black.

Ew, why did they do that? I don't know. Why did they do that? Pre-slapp, right? It was so wasn't even like he was canceled. Like, that's so weird. Oh, I hate that. And they're so a lot.

mean that is the craziest thing to do men and black without them absolutely not they're not even like dead or anything like that's so weird oh i hate that yeah that was the fourth one it was a reboot men and black international no did it flop yes yeah exactly bring it back with the ogs i'd love to be in it oh my god that killed me that is crazy that's why would they do that that's like literally doing like heated rivalry like reboot but without like the stars of heated rivalry yeah it's like why would you bring it back and not have the stars? You got to have a little cameo at least, you know. Yeah, they weren't in it.

I don't think so, no. That's weird. Who was the guy you said Chris? Hemsworth. Which one is that? Thor? Yes. You had to get it.

Yeah, it doesn't sound like a good idea with that. I'm in the Marvel universe. I guess I am in the Marvel universe too. Yeah, you kind of are. But like Am. Yeah. I'm Stanley superhero. Yeah, it's true.

Right? Is it not Marvel? Or no, is it? It was Dark Horse. Is that not considered Marvel? I don't know. I don't think Dark Horse is owned by Marvel. Who produced it?

Who produced the show? Damn. But you were literally talking to the creator of the universe. That's true. Yeah. I'm in the Stanley universe. Yeah, T. Cinematic universe.

I've never seen any of those actors. Who? Talk to him about their. Chris Sousworth? Yeah. There's probably footage of him talking to Stanley. I'm pretty sure. I've never seen it.

Okay. But I like that in your world, I'm the only one who has talked to Stan Lee about my character, which is very true. Moses, this is your moment. Your time to shine. Take over. If Oscar's never around, we're just going to do an all Moses episode. What if I'm not around to Oscar's not around? You're going to take over?

We'll just do cooking. Okay, go to your cooking channel. All right, you guys, Oscar had to take a little phone call because he is booked busy. And, you know, here we are. Wait, first of all, how are you today? We never, in the mornings when we do podcast, never see each other. Like it's very just, all right, go, go, go. It's a marathon.

You go down to glam. I get the kids, then it's transitioning to getting the podcast ready. It's so much. There's so much happening. And then it's always like something else. Like, you know, I had to send a wire today. And then it's like this. And then an email like, okay, you remove the cars.

Like there's always just like a million things happening. Construction, of course. Construction happening nonstop. It's crazy. But anyways, you look great. I'm very, I love our Wednesdays. I do love our Wednesdays because it's Moses's Cooking. days. It's my Pilates Day. So I overall feel very good on Wednesdays. It's also like our end of

the week because we've been going since Saturday. I've been glaming Saturday, Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday. So we finally have a little break tomorrow and it's a very exciting day tomorrow. So I'm excited for that. But we kind of have a little, a little weekend off. My dad's coming up, this. So we'll have our time to reconnect and reconvene with everybody. But you look great. I like your tiger shirt. Thank you. It's always malleable. Tiger is malibu. And she knows that too. She's like, I'm the tiger. The snake is getting made. It's in production. It's in production. Around the, on the phone. I need to talk to them.

Yes. Well, you can. Do you hear when they did it, right? When they were talking about how they're going to do it? I was talking about how to do it. Oh, you did. Okay. So you know.

So you know. Oh, okay. You just want to be looped in the emails. Okay. No worries. You look great. Good job on the cooking. What is your hot topic?

Or do you know, we can just chat to. I mean, one thing I've seen lately that's been happening is people like they just, they're just, I know how they're called. Let me see. They kind of like runners. They just, they run into Scientology buildings. Have you seen that? No. So there's like a group of kids and they sometimes dressed up in different things or not.

And they'll just show up into the building and start running and try to see how far they can go into the building before they get stopped or caught. Well, I think anyone can go into the building, right? Don't they want people to go in the building? They're probably going to lock them in there and they're like, wait, we want to teach you. Right. But they want you to come in, watch a video, sign up maybe and leave, not run up to. where the offices are or places you're not supposed to go. They're posting this on TikTok and what's happening.

They're getting kicked out. So yeah, obviously at some point they get caught up with. They get kicked out. Some buildings now they took off the handles of the doors outside. And when you look in, you see a line of people just holding hands like a like a human chain. Wait, but why? I don't understand. Like so no one can get in.

To keep. But it's one group of runners in one specific spot. So. Well, they're trying it in different spots and different. in different times like they've been doing it and so everyone's just there 20 like 24 hours just holding hands to not let them through like behind the doors and they took the handles of the doors so they're like and there's people that were in you know that left the community whatever you call it and they said that this is how they usually act when they you know they any something that is

allegedly like a cult want to be perceived as being attacked you know it's us versus them they're always attacking us with the good guys they're the bad guys so they're saying like how they're using that to prop that even more you know it was just interesting but are they just kids is like harmless it's kids but it's very it seems coordinated

you know what they're doing oh I see like an attack on religion some of them come in and like um like this guy's like goes in it's like let me see they'll just go in and like

start screaming stuff oh okay so they're being like a nuisance about it This guy came in is like, I'm from the future. I'm Zeno. Oh, I kind of hate it, though. Actually, I do hate it now that I see it. There's different ones.

There's this and there's the runners. Yeah, but that's actually like, okay. I know we're all, I think most of us except for the Scientology, of course. Most of us like Scientology is, seems culty. Seems weird. Like there's obviously, we know people in real life that have that issues with them. But like, are they, maybe they are. Are they like, I guess they're hurting.

I guess in theory, I guess they'd be hurting people in there. But like, it's. it is like a place of like worship right so is it kind of like I don't know if yeah I don't know what to categorize them as they're not going out of the world and like causing harm so why are those people going in there and like causing a ruckus unless I guess they know someone in there maybe they're trying to get someone out but it doesn't seem like that seems like they're just trying to be annoying for social media they probably feeling like I think whenever there's something that's kind of secretive there's it's

it's easier to make conspiracies about it or think certain ways about it and so I guess they're just trying to test the boundaries or or they feel like it's an easy target to do. So I don't know. I mean, the reality is that anyone that if you talk about Scientology, they would say, well, any other book of religion is like a fiction, you know, it's also. Yeah. Yeah, that's fair. So a lot of people have the same, you know, and any religion, there is a sect that is somewhat culty.

There's always like levels. Yeah. Doesn't matter which religion. There's different levels. There's always little groups and little branches that become more culty than others. But those kids are annoying. And I saw that their young boys, those young boys are just let people be. Like, oh my God, like, let them be.

Unless you're like loved ones in there being affected and being like drained of their money. Okay, fine, I guess. But like, you're not doing that. I mean, there's people that would do real documentaries and investigation, like investigative reporting and find out. Fine. And find out details that are important or maybe something we should know. So, yeah, that's more of the way to go about. things like that.

I know. I really need to look into like raising a proper man, like raising a proper gentleman because like obviously we have a boy and it does scare me that boys at teenagers and above, they're just like the clavicular of it all. It's like how do you stop that from happening? Because it seems like it's, it's, they always say not all men, but it's always a man. It's always a boy being rambunctious. It's always a boy being problematic like that.

And it's like, how do we raise them to not be like that? Which is just by being present, by having parents that are present, you're able to mitigate that because the clavicular and tates of the world, they usually get the boys that don't have a father figure that's strong enough. Yeah, but sometimes they can't help that. They don't have a, that's what I'm saying, like, as a mom, like, there's single moms out there. Like, how do you do, how do you, how do you raise a boy? That's why it's hard for single mom because she has to be both the mom and the dad. It's just like, I don't know. I just feel like boys.

It's just like, oh, it's going to be so hard. I guess I just have to really instill more. I guess girls naturally more have a empathetic way about them. They're like more not soft, but a little like softer. I feel like boys for some reason have this like tendency to be just like loud and problematic. Like those boys running in there. Like what happened to them as children that they're doing this? You know what I mean?

Like it's fine to be one, even online if you want to be loud online and critiquing Scientology, but to go physically in a place and just be like you're an astronaut saying you're from the future. Just being actually annoying and not helpful at all to anything. I hate it. But anyways, we've been doing a lot of dates. Oh, do you see, look, Antia Tiger.

Do you see White Lotus has found a replacement for Helen and Bonham Carter, Lord Dern. Yeah. She is from Jurassic Park. She was also in, she was in a Mike White show. God, somebody was here.

Oh, Jordan Firstman. He was here. He said he loved a show. God, I can't remember what it was called, but Mike White had a show and Laura Dern was starving. He's like, oh, I loved it. It was so good.

Remember when he was here, he said it? And he kind of gave details and it sounded good. So she is replacing, so. It's not me, but it's okay. Maybe when a white lotus goes to Kyoto or something, because that's our Japan manifestation. But we have been going on a lot of dates lately,

which has been really nice and really fun. But I also love being home. Love both. I love the balance of both. Yeah, when you have little kids, you have to be conscious and intentional about spending time together outside of that equation. Yeah, I did just see someone talking about this.

Maybe it was Ari. maybe she was telling me a makeup artist, but yeah, it is, yeah, because Megan Traynor also recently talked about this on a podcast. She said, you know, when people said marriage was hard. She never thought it was hard until she had like three kids under like five, which is like, I don't think our marriage is hard because she talks about like going to like couples therapy and stuff and like now it's great and better than ever. But it gets, it's definitely harder or more challenging when you have kids because you don't have time together. When it was just you and me, it's just you and me and we're like, it's all us and we feel.

But I think we've done a pretty good, I think we've done a really good job like adjusting. You always send, we always send each other like little like, are they memes, I guess? I don't know. But it's like, there was one girl on TikTok. There was a lady on TikTok who was like, you know, I saw a couple going on a walk after dinner at like 7 p.m. And I was like, wow, I would love to just be walking. But no, you have to get the kids ready. You have to clean up everything.

You have to get them bedtime routines. And then shows, then I realized, like those people walking outside might be looking in here and being like, gosh, I wish I could have. I'm like, I wish I could go back to kids being like three and two. That makes me so much. Because it's like, it's so true. It's like. this time goes so fast and we see it with Malbu how fast she is like how like grown-up she is and I like say it to war all the time I'm just like gosh like she got she grew up so quickly and

yeah I think it's like we'd have it's up next to each other and the same bed since Malbu was born but it's like I wouldn't want it any other way because it's like it just goes by so fast and you know eventually they'll want to be out of it but but having said all that you're allowed to feel stress and overwhelmed with young kids especially, I think Megan Trainers 3 under five. We have 3003. And it is a crazy time. You're allowed to feel stress and you're allowed to take breaks and you should take breaks.

And you should ask for help if you need it. But yeah, I think us going on, going out, we did a lot. In April was our going out month because, you know, it was all stuff that was like euphoria hacks. Obviously, like getting invited to be on stage with like as we're on days. And like Lillian and like those were great opportunities. And I was really excited. So but then, you know, having a dinner beforehand and like, or even the car ride there. It's like we it's uninterrupted at talk time, which we also never have unless we go on dates.

And I think that's like it really is so important. Because after we do that, I just feel like we connect more. We hear each other more. Because other than that, yeah, your life is kids. And especially now Malbu, so, you know, everything is like a conversation with her in it and stuff. And obviously love it because one day, 10 years from now, they may not want to have that conversation with you. And it goes fast. Yeah.

Yeah. It's all for us. It's like a win-win situation because like we love spending time together and we love spending time with the kids. And it's all good. We just enjoy, we enjoy both and we enjoy each other so much. We want more time. Yeah.

Well, that's the thing. Actually, we go, it's basically like the nights we go out is basically living two days in one because we want to make sure the kids have the fullest day ever. If we're just chilling on the weekend, you know, we'll have breakfast at home. Maybe we'll play outside. You know, maybe we play in the playroom together or whatever. Like, but if it's. like if we know we're going to go out, we just make sure they have like the fullest day.

So they're like tired, you know? So by the time like get their dinner tired. So when we went out, it was like bedtime, basically. And so I think it was Tanna. I just did an episode of with her. And she was like, you don't have the same hours in the day as everyone else. And I was like, I do. I just really, once you have kids, you have to be as productive as possible.

You can be without kids, obviously. Wasn't me. And I was like, so it really is like that Sunday. It's like getting up at 7 a.m. So we can get everyone ready. Go to the park, calling my sister, like getting the coffee, getting everything, going to the park, feeling the food situation. Like, it's just, it's just packing it in and being as productive with every single minute and hour we have. But it's been great.

I feel like the vibes are great. We have a good May coming up because it's Elvis's birthday, my birthday, Mother's Day, London. So many exciting things. So many. I mean, London is crazy. Because when you were at the show, they were all from. London and when he told them like oh yeah I'm gonna perform there like oh where and when he said I know I love saying I felt so I felt I said I said I did say that Royal

Albert Hall Albert Hall everyone was just like whoa oh my God I know everyone is saying I think because everyone keeps telling me it's such a big deal which I know it is I think I'm like getting a little more nervous but I'm confident because I have two full days of rehearsal once I get over there so I have like eight hours with the string quartets so I think I'll I'm just nervous because I've never like saying like Like, even when we're watching Lily Allen sing, like, all her songs, just my thing, I'm not nervous about performing. I'm not nervous even being on pitch or key or anything because I'm like, whatever, my voice is my voice. It's really how do you remember all the words?

I feel like I have a great memory. You do, because you'll just random songs that I've never heard of. You'll know every word and every lyric. I guess when it's my songs, it's like different. Yeah, like if I'm singing shallow, which I'm singing shallow, I know it. I guess it's my songs. I don't listen to them all the time. So, because even airs at Trish, when I would sing with the track, I remember, like, not know.

all the words. But like my K-pop song, which is all in Korean, I practiced so much. And I knew all the words that even like Andrew, because when I do a music video, a lot of times I'll just like not know the first word. He's like, you know these lyrics better than your English songs. I'm like, yeah, because I practiced. So I think I just need to practice. I have a rehearsal this Friday. So when I said we're taking the weekend off, not really. I do have a, I do have to rehearse for it. But possibly, too, we just found out that it's really early to say, but maybe going to Australia for a few dates, which would be really cool.

And you guys let me know your thoughts. And maybe I'll know more once I do my England show. Like, should I do, maybe you let me know too because we haven't even talked about it. But like, there was a Trish in Australia. Would you want to see that show? Because it was so big here. Like that was like the biggest year of my life

was touring it. There was Trish in shows all the songs. Obviously, I could put in a new section because I have new songs coming out in May. I have two new songs coming out in May. Or is it more just like, a little in conversation with, like I'm on stage while I sing. Do you just want to hear me talk?

I don't know. Like, I'm trying to figure out what the show would be. I love performing. I'm going to sing no matter what. But, like, is it with, because I know a bunch of Australian dancers. A lot of my dancers, actually, that were on my heartbreak tour, were Australian. We're Australian and they went home after the pandemic. So they're all there in Australia.

So I literally was texting Cedriceric. Because I was like, we should ask all our Australian. Because we know, like, there's two girls from Freaky that were Australian. Andrew, who was like my main dancer on hip brick tour. Like, he's over there. Like, it could be a cool. reunion there. I don't know. Let me know what you guys think. I like the idea of errors of Trish. Like, I know the show so well. I like it and maybe just putting a new little section in there or something.

Yeah, because you haven't been there yet. Yeah. And I think people first want to see the classics. Yeah. Maybe. Maybe that's what I'd want to do. I don't know. I hope it comes. I hope it works out. I think it's going to be the theaters are beautiful. Like it's so and we've been talking about Australia. We've been seeing it. So in the comments, people definitely ask for you to come there. And I just never really had like a reason to, but I would. It's far. It's far. It's far.

It has to be calculated, right? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I'm very excited for it. And I think it might happen. So that's really cool. I'm trying to think of like our hot topics in our life because I just feel like so much has been going on. Well, you work so hard now it's more premieres.

We see the shows coming out. So Euphoria, another big show. Like it's all going to come out. And I'm just excited to sit on the sofa with you. and see you on screen. I know. Because sometimes you do shows and I'm not there, so I don't get to see it. But now we get to actually see it together.

Yeah. I feel like both of these shows, yeah, because you didn't come with me. So I feel like it's, yeah, you don't know what to expect, which is good. I think it, I don't even know what to expect. I'm really excited. Yeah, you never know how that anything is going to be. What's going to actually? There is another scripted show coming this week that I might be on.

And I'm really excited because I did put in, we put in about four days on it. And I'm like, yeah, I'm just excited. It's cool because I just. and TV shows are so fun. I loved it. Like even yesterday doing that commercial, I just, I really love the acting. I really think you could act.

I mean, we've done so many acting TikToks where everyone's like, Moses should act. And I feel like, I know you say we like, we don't have time, but we can make the time. We make time from acting.

I feel like we'd make it. I could see you on a show. It's fine. What other hot talk? I enjoy my cooking show. Yeah, there it is right there. Did you have any other hot topics? So there's a new reality show coming out.

I think on Hulu. It's called Million Dollar Nassau. nannies and it follows hot young babysitters in Ibiza. Did we talk about this? Maybe not on the pot or did we just talk about in real life. I feel like we did. This sounds familiar. Did you tell me about it?

Maybe we told me in real life. Oh, maybe so. It don't take talk. No, I don't think so. I definitely didn't see it, but I feel like this sounds so familiar, but maybe not. Jimmy, if we already talked about it, you can go to, if not, I'm so curious. Hot young babysitters in Ibiza. So I guess they're nannies to, you know, the billionaires and the millionaires.

And it's just funny. Wait, but how are they going to even show? They're going to show the kids they nanny for? I don't know if in the show, if they're actually being nannies to the people. Or it's more people that had that experience. No, they have to be like doing it now. Otherwise, we don't want to watch it. It's like the image of it is like this beautiful sunset and they're all walking strollers.

And behind them, it's like a million dollar nannies. And they're like young or attracted? I don't know. That's what. And it's from Hulu? That'd be the next big thing. It'll probably like Mormon wives or something. Exactly.

But that's how they describe it. We don't really watch a lot of reality. There's so many like reality shows and I'm like we never really watch them. Barry Keogan has, Mary Keogan probably won't be at the Mechala. Sabrina Carpenter is one of the heads because he gave an interview, which is like kind of contradiction to what he said because he's like, I'm just like offline and I don't see anything and I don't want to be online.

That said he did not. or implied, I suppose, that he did not. He basically said, like, what's out there is not true, but, like, gave nothing, but that he was really insecure, that he didn't want to be around people. He really, he's funny, because he's, like, I don't want sympathy, but he goes on a sympathy tour. He's really very much, like, because he said it before,

I'm so ugly, I don't want to go out and outside of the house. And I think this time, too, he said he has, look, I mean, if he has a skin disease, that's caused by stress, okay, that is, like, really sad. But he did say that he has, like, a flesh-eating disease or something that's caused because, like, he has so much trust that he like can't leave the house or something because of what's out there about him.

But I mean, I don't know what the reality of the day to day because most people, online life is very different from real life. And in the real life, I feel like unfortunately, a lot of even women, if somebody is a star, even if he cheated, still there's the fame factor and people would want to. So I can't see him getting too much hate. So it sounds like it's more in his head. But then he's like, I'm not online, but I'm like, well, then how are you seeing any of this? Because like you said, it only exists online.

There's no way people in real life to go very hogan. Like, you such a reunion Gibrano Carpenter. Like, I feel like that's like not a realistic thing. I guess I don't know. Maybe we're underestimating Sabrina, her fame, her fans. Do you think there's? I guess. I don't know.

I'm like, maybe, maybe. But either way, let's say you're a celebrity or famous, you're out in the world. Something comes your way, right? it could be people asking Chapel Rhone for autographs and pictures that annoys her. It can be somebody saying something to you that you don't like or that you like. But either way, some people don't like to be even approached or bothered. So I think it's odd. Like either way, you're going to get some attention.

It doesn't matter what the attention is. So if he's not equipped to deal with the attention, then it's a different issue. That's why he's saying he doesn't leave the house, I guess. And that's why he has the flesh eating disease because he's like, I don't leave the house or something. Which is kind of the case for most famous people or extremely rich people. They don't just walk down the street. They don't leave the house.

Yeah. And they usually have either security driver. They go to places. That'd be so weird. To places where most celebrities go to or rich people. But I think Barry Keogan is not on that level of like a Brad Pitt or something. You know what I mean? So I feel like he probably can't do that on the day to day.

Like he probably, also I think England, I think he's in England. I think England's different. It feels like people can just like, walk around the street there. Like you see Harry Styles. Like, I think he's got his, like, phone stolen in the park.

Like, he's always, like, getting, like, robbed and stuff. I think they, which I mean, I guess is getting scary, but I think they can, like, walk around more freely in England

and people don't stop them as, like, what I get. Which is why I think people move over there. Like, I think Ellen, I don't know, that's why she would be there, but I think she's over there for that reason. You know what I mean?

Yeah. I mean, I think it sounds like it's in his head. Sounds like not something too serious that he just, what are your thoughts on him in general? I don't have. I never ever think about him. So it's like... Okay, but when you saw this, so what did you think?

I think as an actor is interesting. And I think the Beatles movie was kind of a good cast. He seems to fit the role. Visually, I haven't seen him acting in the role yet. So I don't know. I mean, it's like any cast, what's called type casting? Typecast. Right.

So like people get typecast because of their body. features, different looks, you can be really tall, it can be really short, you can be, you know. Why do you think he was typecasted as Ringo? Looks. Like they wanted somebody that has the looks, you know. So all I'm saying is like when you're typecast, you can't complain about being a typecast. Like if this is. Oh, did he complain about it?

I didn't see that. No, but I'm saying like looks like if. About being ugly is what you're saying. Because he complained to that people are ugly. I wouldn't say. I don't think. I don't think he's ugly. Right.

I don't think he complained that people call him ugly and he didn't want to leave a house previous interview. So are you saying that? He's like upset because people called him ugly. Okay. If somebody was, let's say typecast because, let's say McCarthy, right, when she did all of her movies and specifically it's like comedy and it's about her size and all that stuff. And so then to say if she said, I can't leave the house because I feel, I feel like people make fun of me because I'm bigger.

And it's just, I think, you know what I mean? I think people call them ugly because of Sabrina Carpenter or not because of the Ringo Star role, though. Right. No, I don't think it's because of the Ringo Star. Oh, okay. We put that correlation there. You're like people can't be mad that they're typecasted. Right. I'm just saying like your looks is what is acting here. So your looks is not what you should be worried about. Who's your favorite Beatle? Oh, that's a good question. I don't know. I mean, in general, it seems that John Lennon was the most. like philosophically like he was there like I enjoy that like he had a certain vision he had a certain

idea you know Paul McCartney is just like to do to do Rigo stories I don't know he's in his own lane of you know but did you ever see the picture the in authenticity of when John Lennon and yoko yoko oner were like in the bed and they were protesting like yeah whatever they were and then literally there's like a behind the scenes picture which I think it's real. It's like behind the scene's picture of them like getting out of the bed so like the housekeeper of the hotel can come make their bed. And they were like protesting like capitalism or something.

You know what I mean? Like something is so crazy. And it's like but also like you guys are very, I guess that's what even nowadays people don't love when people who have money trying to advocate for, you know, the working class. I like, no, but you're John Lennon. You have a housekeeper coming to change your sheets. Like what are you doing?

I don't know. Does it matter? I guess. I don't know. If someone has money but they're still trying to be an activist for people who. That's what people say there was like, use your platform to, you know, speak of certain issues, right? But that's what it shows you, what happens when somebody that is an entertainer trying to talk about issues, they get ridiculed too. So either way, so I leave it to the people that that's their full-time job and that's what they do.

That's true. When I was doing the feed the children, they're probably like, well, Trish, you have enough food. You probably could feed the whole country by yourself. But, you know, John Lennon got what happened to him because he did. did make a difference and did scare certain people. Oh, I didn't know. I don't know really the whole. He was doing too much.

Yeah. So he was doing something. Damn. Yeah. He's impactful. Imagine all the people living. That song is ruined now. I saw someone on TikTok.

It just reminds you of quarantine. I know. They're like, remember 20. And all the celebrities thought, we should do that. We all just say take a turn. Anyways, hi, welcome back. You missed a riveting conversation about the Beatles. It went from Barry Keogan.

Moses said Barry Keoghan should be mad that people call him ugly. If that's the role, he's type cast it as. And then I was like, period. We were talking about the Sabrina, the whole thing. I feel bad for him, but. Oh, no. Oh. You're on the wrong side of history on that one.

I do feel bad for him? But do you think he walks down the street, the people are just like, ugly. I don't think anyone really. No, he's saying the, now he's saying about the cheater one. I think it's more in his head, that part. He thinks it's in his head. We're talking about the recent one where he's like...

Yeah. Was it Benny Blanco that he was like? Yeah, it was Benny Blanco and a little dicky. Maybe I put that on my press list, too. I want to go on the Benny Blanco one. Because, like, what is happening over there? That's the one he decides to do. He's like, I'm shut off from the world.

I'm not on those media, I'm going to go to do the Bunny Blanco podcast. That is so funny. What's happening with that? Is there any rumors or is just, my own like Selena Gomez, like, hate her accounts on Twitter that's saying that they're not together. Like, she posted a story and then it was deleted. Did you see that? There is always that.

Nope. You're on the same side of Twitter. No, I just see that once a week, I don't believe it anymore. Oh, so there's no even a little validity to them not being married anymore. They just had a baked potato night, like last weekend. Fun. Oh, we got to be invited to that. We should invite them over for Polonaise, go to Big Potato Night.

Yeah. It's not like a fun couple. Yeah. Okay. No validity. I never know. Close friends stories stress me out. Like, you guys have to put a disclaimer.

I'm a journalist. You have to say like this isn't like, you know, all because the green little circles on there. I think that's what it means. They're just her close friends and not. Don't open your butt in mouth. Yes, yes. This is off record. Off record.

Off the record. They had a big potato night. Whose close friends are you on? Salinas or bunnies? A friend of them. Wow. Oh, so you're a double leak. I'm a witness.

Oh my gosh. I'm a witness to the witness themselves, I guess. That's kind of crazy that they post. Like, what is? I guess I don't get close friends stories specifically for celebrities. Like, why are you posting? listening that to your close friends. Like, what's the point?

Like, I get it for engagement. You want to feel close to your fans, but you're just... Keep up with their friends. Like, just so, you know... I don't think anyone cares. I care, clearly. I want, like, so, like... But this news is, like, helping the world.

Right, but you're, like, the fan. Like, you don't know what I mean? Like, if it's, like, me or Jimmy, do you really care if we're having a big potato at night? Yeah, I do. And Jimmy will share all his thoughts to just everyone. You know, what I'm saying, though. But that's, like, engaging.

That's like, come feel parisocial with me. I see, I see. And it makes people feel good. And, like, I like to be parisocial with celebrities. Like, we want to see it. Benny Blanco, I want to see your baked potato. But, like, your friends that you see on the regular, that you're like, who are you trying to impress with that?

You know what I mean? They're just your friends. I don't know. It's kind of weird to be close friends. I don't get it. Do you have a close friends? I don't actually, right now I do. Because I had to ask a question for the culture.

A question for, like, creators to, like, know, like, where's a good place to go for, like, agencies or merch and stuff? and everyone was nice and replied which was pretty. Wow, you got a good response. That was like the first time I made a close friends though. I usually don't have one because I don't really post that much

to have like a special set of story. That's what I feel. I was like whatever my close friends can see, you can see. You know what I mean? Like that's like so weird to me. It's like everyone, I need everyone to see this.

That was funny. I would be so embarrassed to have like a close friends of like you and my sister and Jimmy and I'm just like look at, you know, look at what I'm eating today and go pre-order my memoir. You know what I mean?

Like it's like weird. Well, I know. with people with followings, I suppose creators or celebrities, it's also like where they are physically, like if they're at a certain place. Like if they're traveling, like they don't want everyone to know, but like they want their friends and family to know they're seeing, you know, and this makes more sense. So yeah.

That's a good one. Stuff like that. So smart. Yeah. You won the test. I was just going through like whose close friends have I seen. Oh, okay. I was kind of making sense.

Yeah. Love that. Do you want to hear about a sad breakup? Yeah. Okay. No, yes. Club Chalemay has disbanded. So Club Chalemay basically breaking up with Timothy.

Ooh, we saw that one coming home. Yeah, I feel like with Club Chalemay, she was really starting to get, she was really starting to back away when him and Kylie were getting more and more public. Honestly, it was kind of after the shout out to my partner when he won. I believe it was the SAG Award, one of the awards, is kind of when she really started taking her foot off of the pet. And then it kind of was downhill from there. Probably for the best.

Probably for the best. For both of them. That's what I was wondering, too. I was like, is Timmy, like, does he think it's a little bittersweet? Like, if Oscar Crave disbanded and, like, issued a statement, I would be kind of sad. I'd be like, wait, but, like, you're Oscar Crave. Why are you disbanding? Like, what?

I think he's probably happy. But she was running his awards campaigns like the Navy. And it was free promotion. Yes. Yeah, okay, I guess it's very relative because she seemed to like him. Right. Like, I don't think, like, Trish Crave is, you know, jealous that I'm with most. You know, I don't think he's into me like that.

That is a good point. So I think it depends on, like, you know, if I had, like, a straight man that was, like, running my fan page, I'd probably be, like, stop. Do you know what I mean? I see, yeah. Maybe not. Maybe. I guess it depends on the level of parasycial.

Yeah, like, if it gets romantic parissocial, then. I think I would get weird. if a straight guy was like really obsessed with me. I might feel a little, to the sense of like the way they're posting about me. I don't know. Maybe, I don't know. And like ignoring your partner.

Like if the, like if they were completely ignoring Moses's existence. Like cutting him out of photos. Yeah. I don't know if a pub shall make that. I mean, like yeah, maybe. But then again, on the other hand, I love when like a lesbian loves me. So I don't know.

You know what I mean? Like I guess I can't totally say I hate it. But I think there's like a line. I don't know the clubs tell me lore other than like that one weird. incident where she came up to him when Kylie was in the bathroom or something. Yes. And then I was like, okay, that might be kind of weird.

I don't know. I'm so bad with this. So did she dismantle herself? Or she like. She issued a statement. And did she, was it her username that was Club Chalemay? Yeah. So what is it now?

I think the Club Chalemate account is going to be, she's not going to be deactivate it, I would assume, unless she probably just like freezing it and not posting there anymore. So what's the statement? She said via Club Chalamee's account. Her name is Simone. I know that. Okay. So Simone said via Club Chalamee.

I've been having some very. very deep conversations with trusted friends who I would not have in my life if it weren't from being part of the Shalameh fandom. We've all come to the same conclusion that things have changed this fandom in such a significant way that we also have to adjust to the changes and focus on other interests

that simply bring us joy. To deny the obvious is to be obtuse and bury your head in the sand. This fan community is not the same as it was four years ago. The notable shift was exactly 12 months ago when the clock started to tick. Basically so much has changed from what we all initially signed up for that it doesn't

resemble what lured us here in the first place. Kind of caggy. And it's really long, though. Okay. I mean, that seems sensible. I wasn't like, I'm going to Conner Story now. Like, you know. Well, she said, but along with all that,

I look forward to supporting a wide variety of celebrities whose work I enjoy. Oh, no. And helping promote their projects in my little way. And if they appreciate the support, that's all the more fun. So, Conor Stories. You're next.

Get that astronaut. I believe her username was Conner's stories. Wow, I would just like the name exactly. Yeah, T. Kind of done something like story timers or something. You know what I mean? Like, that actually is so good. Something fun. What was it? It was, yeah, oh, story times. Oh. Oh, my God. That was her name. Okay, that was good. You know. Yeah. Yeah, I'm so, you know what, I think it's usually fine. I don't know. I just know she seems problematic and people don't, didn't like her about Timmy. So she was very intense, I think. She had an intensity to her where it was like a lot. And then also she's like older, which there was a little age, she may too.

But I think there is a sense of like, you know, I'm not running my Taylor Santa counts as fiercely as I was to know that I'm old. Well, you are relatively in the same age category as her as Taylor Swift. Also, you were not interested. I was like, I don't think I'm the same age. You're not interested in her romantic theater. Yeah, yeah. That's what I'm saying. They're so.

But it is such an odd place like this gray area because you would think, look, if you establish yourself that much, open a PR firm. have a way to promote and help young artists and but it's like no I'm just going to spam tweets about people if you want me to spam about you and they're a hot straight guys like there's there's a weird oh Connor's queer for sure oh well great this is a good this is a good step for her then yeah this is a good relationship maybe she doesn't know that's true that I will say being delusional for a queer person I think maybe she thinks he'll fall in love with me and if he's queer maybe open yeah pan all of it okay because it's weird because if like let's say you are a fan of somebody like timothy shallamee like he grew to such a big fame now that you should be celebrating

and continuing not moving aside but you should that her work is done check he made it thanks to me if you're the one the next one they want to be up that's what I'm saying if you offer a service at least make it an official business I don't know if I don't think timis chamoiselle is going to be hitting her up though if that was the case if there's official business. Nobody would. That's what I'm saying. There's something about what she does

that is not professional and kind of crosses certain boundaries that you can't have it as well. Did he engage with her? Not on social. She has been like in autograph areas where he has like come up to her.

And does he like, hey? According to her. But then so I don't know. Because it's also very different. Obviously we talked to Nick and we talked to Aiden like just Craven Oscar. You know what I mean?

Like even the Pappase, hey, what's up? Poppe's. Like, you know what I mean? Like, you talk, you interact, you know them. So you're like, we love this. If he, I don't know if he's done that with her. I don't know. I mean, if he did, then maybe I guess I could see,

maybe he's, like, encouraging it because it is great. Like, yeah, if you're like us and you need like a street team, you can activate a street team, be like, all right, tonight I'm on this. Like, let's go. And that's kind of fun. But if he's not really acknowledging like that, I don't know, I feel like it's probably okay.

But like, I guess the in-person thing. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The shift was the Kylie. The Kylie. Yeah. Okay, there it is.

Shifting. Yeah. Because just tonally, like in her coverage, she always kept about Timmy and the acting, the work. And then it just became comical. Like when Kyle, like, if they did a bright carpet and Kylie was also there, how she would just like ignore Kylie altogether, like elephant in the room, like not acknowledging.

Oh, yeah. You're going to embrace that too. If you're Club Shalema, you're also now Club Shalmay and Kylie. Like, you should be both. Yeah. Look how beautiful Kylie look tonight. Because if you're the person you see. Stan love someone.

You either got to just like, like when Taylor was with Maddie Healy, I was like, girl, you know, you're my sister, but I can't support you on this one just because I don't see it for you too. But like, love and light, you know. But she would still report about it. Yeah, yeah.

Just report about it. Like she was there with him or he was there with her. Right, that is a little weird. Do you remember this is kind of like not my era? I think it was like the Justin Bieber era. Okay. think like she was like a people called her a stalker but she was like

Oh my god This is crazy I was so jealous to stalker Sarah I was like What? So she was like friends to the paparazzi Or daughter of a paparazzi Or she just hung out where the paparazzi were

I forgot her lore I think she just like knew where everyone was And So she's a nepo stalker God she might have I thought she had a connection Like her dad was a paparazzi or something And so she was just like always there

God and let me see the lore The actual see because she just was with everybody. And I remember just being jealous because on all the blogs, she would like just have photos with everyone. And it'd be like Sarah, so-and-so at this place.

Like Justin Bieber, like the biggest stars too. And it's like, how did you get a picture? Oh my God. I didn't know she was the originator of the Demi Lovato meme. Get a job stay away from her.

What? Demi was calling out stalker to Sarah. Demi, we got to get her back to ask her about stuff. Like, Demi, I have so many questions. What is that? What's the meme? What's the lore?

Oh, you haven't seen that meme? No. You've got to stay away from her? Who said it to who? Danny Lovato left the comment. So I guess I didn't know this was the photo, though. It was a photo of Alana de la Garza having a photo with stalker Sarah. I think this article has the wrong Deligarza.

I'm pretty sure it was. The sister from dress for housewives. Yeah. That would make sense. Why I would stalker Sarah be with someone that, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I think it was Madison Delagher's sister.

Yeah, yeah. This article said Alana, who is an actress who was a lot older. But yeah, so Sarah had a photo with Madison when she was like young, like, you know, child starred Desperer Housewives era. And then Demi commented, get a job, stay away from her. Well, she's looking out for her sister. Yeah, T. So was so funny. So was soccer Sarah loved or was she, like, club shallmay vibes were like, okay, you're doing.

You're doing too much. Yeah. She was the original clubbeds family. Yeah. Granted, she was 16. at the time, so at least it kind of made a little bit more sense, you know. You get a little forgiveness for that. I was definitely, like, hanging out on Michael Jackson's house when I was, like, 10,

like just outside of his house. And, like, that's kind of weird. But you're 10, so you don't know better. God, okay. And she was homeschooled, so that's why her schedule was so flexible. She could, like, go wherever. Parents were like, you really need to go. But, like, her parents must be taking her to these places.

And she said, okay, she did an interview with entertainment weekly back in the day, and she shut down the theory that her dad is a paparazzi, actually. And she said that. shut it down they asked how she gains access to these events and she said i have my sources and i do my research oh just keeping it tight-lipped interesting but it does remind me back in the day like i don't know people just found things out like in the one direction like stan era when i was in it like the girls being like in like in school like i was in college mind you and i think it was i forget what class but there's like two other like one direction stands and they'd be like the boys are going to be

at this hotel tonight you want to come and i know would go. Wait, really? Yeah. Why? I think just because it was like far and late. Oh, okay. So it wasn't like, you're like, no, we need to respect them.

No, it was just like too lazy. Wow. I would go anywhere. Like I remember probably Michael Jackson around London and just like, like, oh, he's going to be at Paddington Station. Okay, he's going to be at this hotel. So like we would all just like follow him around. And I granted I was like 12, but like everyone else was like adults.

And you're like, but Michael loved his fandom. So, you know, again, I think it's so different. I guess it's who you stand. But she would just go with any celebrity. Every celebrity, like the young, hot ones. Stalker Sarah? Yeah. They didn't, they, it'd be anybody.

It'd be like Angus T. Jones from two and a half minute. You know what I mean? Like, it didn't matter. If they were just like in the public eye, she would go and take a photo with them. And where would she post them? Myspace, Instagram. I guess Instagram was a thing back then. She had an Instagram still.

She's still stalking people. Where is she now? We should interview. It's stalker Sarah. I do have so many questions. Like, how did you know for real? She still is at soccer Sarah on Instagram. Who's taking pictures with?

She was just at Biebercella. Wait, her name's soccer Sarah. She leaned into the brand. She was just at Coachella. Okay. Oh, she posted all her Justin Bieber throwbacks. Wow. She's a lot with Justin, obviously.

Oh, he's kissing her on the cheek and one. Oh, she was the one that got the video of Jake Shane smoking with Tate McCray. Oh, my. After the Justin Bieber concert. She should be making money off these. I know. Wow. Maybe she is.

Maybe. That's wild. That is wild. Good for you, stalker, Sarah. Oh, my gosh. I am obsessed with celebrities. I'm with you where it's like the energy for every single one. Like, focus.

Yeah. Focus, girl. Yeah. That's why, again, the roster is very important. Like, I have to put my energy in one. Like, three at a time is kind of where. And luckily, people, like, shift. I think Taylor's kind of, like, relaxing right now.

So I can put my focus on Olivia. So it depends, you know, when, someone's got something to promote. I can be activated, which I think is a good balance. Earlier, you said he wanted to be the MetGala seat picker. Maybe she should be the Taylor Swift wedding seat picker because they did say it's going to be commotion, right? Because is Lena Dunham still friends with her.

Lena Dunham is still good. Yeah. Mark Qualley. There was a whole list. There was a whole triage of people like, how are all these people going to be in the same? Zoe Kravitz is like her best friend and now she's engaged Dary Stiles, who is her ex-boyfriend. Granted. Wow.

Taylor and Harry are pretty cool. like she's went up to him a few times. But you can't bring an X to your wedding. I kind of think you have to, right? I mean, if Zoe's engaged to him, she can't be like, sorry. No. You have to set this one out. Because it's different.

It's like it's so big. It's bigger than any of those people. It's like world peace. You know, they all show up for the event. It's above all of their internal relationships. Okay, you're saying it's, well, we don't know what size the wedding is. Maybe it's a small intimate wedding. No, she said she's inviting everybody.

Nobody even more. She went on the Graham Norton show and she invited him to the wedding. She's just going around inviting people Oh my god, do you want to go? I was like when Brittany invited everyone. I want to go. Invite ourselves, but still. You should go!

You know her PR person. You should be there with entertainment tonight. Are they going? No. Oh, well, you're acting like it's an event that everyone's going to. Well, like people she knows, like, or she crosses paths with, really. She's really sending out those invites a little really nilly.

I'm kind of jealous, but. It must be a big thing. It must be like a... She said that she, like someone straight up asked her back in October for her life of a show Girl Press Tour. Like, do you want to have a small intimate wedding? She's like, I know for a matter of a fact, there's no way I can have a small wedding. Wow!

It's happening this year? June? This year. Allegedly now it's New York. Oh. Yeah. That makes sense. They're all there, all those people that we just mentioned.

Yeah, T. And I think the rumor is it's the same venue that I think Beyonce and JZ got married at before. So. What is it? Like an arena? No. Is it an outdoor thing?

Like, how do you fit that many people? I know. That's kind of the gag. I guess, and with security and everything. Like Selena and Benny's kind of made sense because it was like a huge venue. Like in California, there's more space. It was like on a cliff. So, you know, no one could drive up behind them or whatever.

Push someone off of it, though. I would never want to get mirror on a cliff. That's so crazy. Your husband, you say I do and they're like, pshh. That's wild. I love that. That's a good. Your mind goes.

Well, yeah. I wonder if, let's see if they have the venue. Oh, I heard your tummy over there. Was that yours too? And mine too. I'm hungry. Did you have a snack? It did, but sometimes when you have tea, coffee, it's gonna...

I heard it through the microphone. The Jane Hotel. God, must be a big hotel to fit everybody in there. And I guess you have, you kind of have to shut down the hotel just for, yeah. Yeah. I guess that's how you get the date is like you just try to, you check the availability until you see where it's like zero. Or they just zero it out for you. Because, I mean, I'm sure that's always, something's always booked.

especially a famous hotel I'm sure it's always booked but there was somebody like in Italy too that like did the entire hotel they just shut it down I forgot what her name was but she just got married and oh Dorothy Wang

and shut the entire hotel down I mean when you're that rich too I guess what do you have to spend your money on I did see Jeff Bezos spends $1,000 a month in fines for letting his hedges grow 20 feet tall just for the privacy yeah

okay like A thousand hours a month is a lot I know trim those hedges. Also, yeah, people can run through a hedge. Yeah, T, or a drone. Yeah, so what's the point?

Yeah. Like, weathering heights. Yeah, but also, like, don't you have, like, security people? Like, why do you mean? Yeah, that just seems like a little excessive. But I guess that's billionaires for you. Well, at least Taylor Swift spending out on her wedding.

Yeah, yeah, exactly. How does she think she pays? Do you think she hands over a credit card? Or someone pays for her? Like David Oberg would always have someone pay for him. That is actually a really good question. But he's like, I can't pay with my credit card. I have no idea.

I feel like she probably does it hers. Do you think she has a Swift account? What? Swift bank number? You never did an international wire? No. You don't know what's my wiring internationally. No, Swift codes?

You don't know about a SWIFT? What? No. You know what I'm talking about? Of course. Swift code? Yes. Okay.

I do too many Swift codes and then you don't get the money back because it's in a different country and then like, oh my God, I'm an international citizen. You are. International Man of Mystery. What tagline is that? What movie? I mean, I would think something like James Bond or something. Oh, so close. Austin Powers, which is a parody of James Bond.

I should always assume that when I think James Bond, because that's probably the only one you saw is Austin Powers. Yeah, which I didn't know was like a parody of the James Bond movies or something. Groovy. What? Groovy. Oh, do the accent you just did. No. Boy, it's not offensive.

You can do it. You're going to the UK soon. I don't want to be. Do you arrest Austin Powers? Groovy, baby. Oh, that was good. Do I want to make you horny, baby? Do I?

I was really good. God, I know we talk about this all the time, but God, that was so annoying. And in high school, middle school, everyone thought that was the funniest movie. Even back then, I was like, this is not funny. And everyone just thought,

oh, my, this is my wife. Ivana, Ivana hump a lot. It's like, the worst humor. Like, it's bad. It was bad then.

What was, um, Velicity Shag, like, it's like the minute, all of it was just, who was fat bastard, gold finger where he,

like, ate his own skin. Oh, I'm fat boston. But even in the real, um, James Bond, there was,

I think one of the movies is called like, octopussy, something like that. So I'm saying, like the jokes were. Right. That's what you thought of. They did a Jake Shane movie.

I didn't know that. He's the new James Bond Octopsy lover I think he likes the animal No he was Wasn't he an octopus lover? What was he? Yeah but I think he likes the animal

Oh like eating it You love octopus He loves an octopus Okay Was there more? Oh that's it But I like your awesome powers I want to hear it

Jimmy replayed the first time Because I think he did it I think he did it with the accent Groovy Groovy Groovy Groovy Groovy

You never do accent So I wanted to hear it Because I have one. Isn't it crazy? Like sometimes, like, accents are offensive. Like, you're not supposed to do an accent, but, like, everyone can mimic or mock or reenact a British one. Like, people can do it and it's not offensive.

Or maybe it is. Because they're, like, they're at the top of the pyramid. It's like. What? Because you're not making fun of them. You're just recreating it. I think Mike Myers was definitely making fun of the British accent. Remember his teeth?

That's bad. You know what I mean? Like, that's crazy. That's giving. SNL in 20206, or 2025 when they did the Amy Lou. She's hosting SNL in the UK. I just so. Yeah, she kind of punched back.

Yeah, she's like, we're going to wipe the slate clean. But then people were defending her, like, you should have to wipe a slate clean when they were just making fun of you. And I was like, period. I do love it. I'm more curious in SNL UK. Let me know, SNLUK. I'll be over there soon if you want me to host. I would love to be there.

That Nicola Cochlin. They had Ami Lou Wood. Like they, I would love to do it. Maybe I could be the musical guest. They double duties? Yeah. I would love. I would love.

That would be cool. Let me know. I'm seeing live at my show. It could be a possibility. It's not funny. Austin Powers, huh? And Shrek. Actually, maybe I just really dislike Mike Myers as a comedian because actually none of

it stuff I find funny personally. Yeah. People might be more offended by you not like in Shrek. People do love Shrek, but that's also like burping, farting. It is a lot of that, yeah. But I think he likes the story with the donkey and the dragon and all that. Isn't he doing some accent in that too? don't gay

that's what I always think of why is he always doing an accent why does he in trouble for it he's like one that can do accents and not get canceled I guess because it's Canadian I can't get on a Canadian I don't know what nationality is Frank

I'm far far away is that what they say well it's definitely like a Scottish accent or something or Irish I get them too mixed up a lot we always do oh my God I have no easy transition but Zuella is missing

No, Mike Meyer's transition. Zuella is missing. Oh, no, not really. Well, that's a good transition. She's British. Zuella. Elfie, where are you? Let's blog the children.

No, I'm so sorry I'm $50 for stickers and a calendar. Oh, my God. That is a good segue. Yes. Okay. Where is she? She's okay, obviously, right? She's not, like, missing.

She's missing in action. She hasn't been on social. media since January 2026. Oh, that's this year. Yes, but it's been five months. I mean, Jenna Marble doesn't post since 2020. But we knew that she was backing away.

Zoe just disappeared. Zoe Sug. Everybody. Do you think everyone knows who Zoe'suggiest? I would imagine. No one would know by that. Maybe Zoella. Oh, definitely not everyone knows Zuella. My sister would have no idea. Really? You guys let us know in the comments. I wouldn't either if it wasn't for Joey. Wow. Like, I didn't know anything about her and I just

was like, sprinkle of glitter follows me on TikTok and I was like, wait, who's this? And then I looked up the lore and I was like, she was a Zuella BFF. Yeah, followed her back. Shout out Louise. Yeah, Louise and baby glitter.

And she has another baby glitter. She has baby glitter number two. Baby glitter is a teenage glitter now. That's wild. Yeah, so I was like, yeah, I looked at the whole lore because I was like, this is like a British version of me. And then I was like, okay, friends with Zuella. Anyways, we're so.

Maybe you can reach out for a statement on Zuella's wellness, a wellness check. I think it's fine. I think people just, you know what I mean? They go, it's like... I think when you're just used to seeing someone so off. She went away for like a year.

That's true. And I was like, where, you know? But that one kind of made sense. Whereas like Zuella, like she is... Should we bleep the name? Should we maybe bleep it, I guess? No, keep it. Okay, I don't know.

I was saying it respectfully. But, okay, yeah. So she hasn't been posting since January, 2026. It's been longer since she was on YouTube. She did vlog miss back in December with Alfie and her two daughters. Her last vlog was the Christmas Eve finale, Family Games and Secret Santa, vlogmas day 24.

What were the views like? Let me see, actually. Like, I'm so curious because she was so popular, but like some people can keep that relevancy. Some people do keep it. I mean, she was like the number one lifestyle girl. You know what I mean? Like for context. She was like a TikToker, I guess, famous-wise, that we could compare to.

I would not like Kayla because she was like adored you know what I mean right right she did not vaters um he's like an adored ticotker it's hard because like I would say like an Alex Earle's adored before I'll pre all this stuff like that but that's very different yeah like a whole son cute C mom now obviously but I don't know a cutesy ticotker I think of the girl eats steak Casey but I don't know if she's the same equivalent yeah massive her last vlog got 636k so she didn't really well she would get millions back in the day obviously Like she interviewed one direction.

Wow. She was in Harry Potter. She really, she did it all back in the day. Well, did we go to Elfiz to see if he's posting her on the story? Alfi hasn't posted her either. Well, he hasn't posted her or he hasn't posted her? Hold on. Let me go back to my notes here.

Okay. Okay. So, yeah. And then she also would post a photo dump every single week. Like at the end of the week for the past year, She was posting at least once on Instagram. Wow. So, yeah, her last one was for January 1st.

Who was concerned? Where did you see this? People I've started asking questions on Twitter and then it kind of went from there. And then people have really been compiling like timelines and stuff. So she hasn't been active since her last Instagram posts. No stories, no comments, no likes on anything else. And then at first, no one bought anything because she usually kind of takes a break after vlogmas because she does post.

post a lot. Yeah. But then her birthday was March 28th and then she didn't have a birthday post. No birthday post. Uh-huh. And she didn't even post anything after her brother Joe welcomed his baby. Uh, so now she's an aunt. She didn't do it like a congratulatory post about that.

And there have, there's just been no sign of her online. Um, and in Joe, Joe Sugg, her brother's vlog, um, he had a photo meeting. Zoe's new baby, Bowden. But that's like the last, like, citing of her really. Oh my God. Maybe she's not okay. That's what I'm saying. Oh, my God.

Has anyone that done a wellness check on her? That's what I... But can you do that? Because, like, here's the thing. What if I'm just like, I just want to, like, take a break? I know, T. But I guess, like, if I'm not posting, but I mean, Moses would be posting or you would be, like, you know, like somebody would be posting.

I would assume around her. But if he's not posting either, like, maybe they're not okay. that's what people's minds immediately went to and yeah alfie has been posting like normal but just not been posting zoella um but people in brighton over in england we didn't adam mcantyre moved back to brighton and go boots on the ground so i'm gonna be there soon are you gonna be in brighton well i'm sure it's close isn't all the same it's all close it's all relative how far is it how far is brighton from london okay it's only a two-hour drive i'm gonna do it and one hour via train okay So you can go get answers to yourself. Goets on the ground.

You should invite her to your show. Zoella, sprinkle of glitter. Gim her. Let me know if you girls want to come. We'll give you the royal seats. Yeah, the royal seats are available. We will get those to you actually. Would love.

That was actually a little scary. Like, what if I'm not posting? That's what I'm thinking. And Moses is just posting cooking videos without me, just posting normal. It is a little spooky. It never says anything. Like, never know. You'd have to say something, especially if you just

posted a bunch. Oh my god, I'm scared. I got chills. I know. Is she okay? That's what I'm saying. Yeah. And people said they could hear her voice like in Joe, her brother Joe Sugg's vlog. He's just putting the videos on in the background. Like, that's something he would do. That's scary. What do you mean you just hear? Oh, I hear a little bit of her voice like, oh, I hear a little bit of her voice like, no, I need to see her. Give us a handhold. Yes. No, you absolutely should. If I ever, I'm like, I'm going to take a brain. Oscar will be streaming and like, I talk to Trish. Like, I think that happened even after my pregnancy. I think you were streaming.

I think murder my sister. And I was like two weeks. Yeah. And it's like obviously they wouldn't be streaming as something happened to me, right? Because people were like so and it's fine. People are concerned. They're like maybe something happened. But it's like, I don't think my sister would be streaming or Oscar would be like, you know what I mean if something like happened. So on that note, I feel like

or maybe that's what they think. Maybe they're awfully posting so everything's fine. Maybe they think that. I don't know. It is weird. But it has been always. Not always. But most of the time. Sometimes. Especially if he's a normie boomer. Are you? Is that you?

Well, he's not a Normie Bumer. Oh, you're the Normie Bumer. There's always a husband accusations. Oh, right, yeah. Oh, no, 100% always a Normie Bumer. Yeah, you're not there. Boomer's are older than you. And it always is, yeah.

Oh, my God. That's actually... I don't know. I kind of miss her, even though I haven't watched her in a while. I miss her, too. I miss you, Zoe. Like, she was the blueprint back in the day. Everyone was the thirsting for Zoella.

She was so unproblematic. saw a tweet recently it's like what is one celebrity that is like universally loved like little simsy who is little simsy is my sister those simsy who's little simsy is this the i one the ai influencer who's this who's little simsy she's a real girl who's adored by everybody because she's unproblematic queen actually though everyone loves where she at florida but don't hold that against her it's not her fault and she acknowledges that no i'm in florida trishmas is all florida this year so five cities you're the only people who aren't sick at me She's a special guest.

I would die. I would gag. Is she actually somebody? Are you messing with me? No, she's a real... No, Simsy's a real person? Yes, she's like a huge creator on Twitch. She does Sims videos or Sims streams.

And she's 100% unproblematic. Everyone adores Lil Simsy. Like, she's that girl. And there's a whole... Like, people use her photo on Twitter. They might as suggest you don't F of my sis. Because it's true. Like, everyone rides hard for Lil Simsy.

And she does have shooters. She won't do the shooting. Guess what? The Lil Simsy stands will do the shooting for. her. That's why, yeah, it's like the little Debbie is the club chalme, RIP, but yeah, like sometimes you do need the craves. We love you craves.

I did give a little message to Trish Crave. I said, you know what? Just a little private message. Just thank you so much for the support. It really goes hard for me. It's really nice. The only person who goes harder than Trish Crave is Ezra Sosa. Literally every interview he's done in New York is Trisha Padas.

Love it. Manifestine. Um, damn Zawala, wish you well. Wish you well. Let us know. Hopefully you're just resting. She's with Jenna Marbles hiding. That would be a gag over across the pond.

Oh shit. I could not imagine like leaving, but she left for a while, right? She was gone a couple years prior to the vlog miss. I mean, she would post like low key though. And she was pretty active on Instagram. Like she was posting. Ask Joey first. Oh, good point.

Good point. Okay, I'll reach out to Joey. You reach out to sprinkle of glitter. Yeah. The two of us will debunk the Zoella missing allegations. I have no problem reaching out to someone. I don't know that. well, but we're oomfies.

Probably unfollow me. I'm going to get the Harry Daniels kitzot treatment. She's like, okay, actually unfollow. That is probably annoying, right? Like, you're besties with someone and they're like, so what's this person doing? Me with the goofy goobbers and Michaela. Like, hey, girl. You are that.

That is so funny. I love them. Goofy goopers come on here too. Okay. I do, I want to get into the no-a-back of it all too really quick. But first, I forgot to do this. And I put in my notes to do this at the top. My formal apology to Husson Piker for claiming, you rejecting me, you wanted nothing to do with me.

You guys, for the record, I overreacted. And I actually was invited to Discord call into Husson Piker stream. And I will take accountability, learn and unlearn, not be so reactive. And, you know, really check DMs before making a grandiose statement that you're banned from Hassan Piper stream before. Who are you apologizing to? I think Hassan. I don't think he knows.

I think he knows either. But I was like that word apologizing. Okay. At the end of the episode too. But okay. I know. I forget. All right.

Well, Patreon saw it first. Yeah. Hachshachshachat, he saw it first. He was shocked. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So apologies. Apologies. And timing-wise didn't work out. But, you know, I'll see you soon. Also, Colin's bullshit. You're in the same city. Go in person. Like, that is so weird.

He's over the hill. So, I mean, that's like a lot of work. You have a car. You've driven distances. But do I have the will? that's the question. That is the question. And only you can answer that.

Mm-hmm. But if, you know, you ever in the Valley, Hassan, let us know. Let you know. No affiliation. You're the streamer, not me. For now. I am never streaming. You and Tanna said you wanted to do a stream one day for, like, to be like, I should speak.

You do. That's very true. There is, um, but not that. I don't like an IRL stream. No, not my thing. Well, yeah. More problematic faves or on faves. I mean, people like Noah Beck, I believe, right?

He was so liked. And then now the Noah Beck. The family tree. Pendleum is swinging, yeah, the becks. Because Noah Beck's mother has been placed on a leave from her teaching job after resurfaced TikTok with the two of them prompted a complaint to education officials. The headline was crazy because we saw it together. Yes. We're on set.

Yes, you're on set. And the headline from people was that Noah Beck's mother was placed on leave after simulating oral sex with her son. And I was like, what? Yeah, that was a crazy headline. Because it's like, I do remember this TikTok trend. Did not partake in this TikTok trend because I remember being it weird. Because it's also not just the motion, but also the song is Slob on My Knob, which is a crazy one to do with your mother. Yeah.

But then with the motion is a diabolical. Uh-huh. I wonder, like, how it was received at the time. Like, 2020, a lot was going on, so maybe no- thought anything. Oh, they ate it up because everyone loved Noah Beck. I mean, I'm not in this world, obviously, but you know they did.

Like, they love Noback. Like, they're probably like, this is so funny. You know what I mean? Like, I don't know. I don't know either. Like, to me, even, because, okay, so obviously now contextually because of,

um, the situation with Noah's sister and her having an inappropriate relationship with one of the, for students, like that contextualizes everything to make people look at the whole family a little sideways, sideways, like, what did you know? And I get that context. But even without that context, if I saw that, I think I would have thoughts that it's a little weird. Like, I would, I really was on TikTok at that time and didn't keep up with the goals like that.

But I imagine if I saw that. But it was such a popular trend. Like, I do remember this trend. And because I didn't even know what they were saying, I just remember the head up and head down thing. which is I always thought it was weird back then but like yeah obviously the context of it

obviously coming off like the heels of his sister Haley back being inappropriate with like students I suppose people are just scouring all his past TikToks has he released a statement about it?

No and he's in the middle filming Baywatch right now Oh god he was on it Yeah and he has a big part like he is like a star on Baywatch He doesn't have like a little you know cameo or something Like he is a huge part of the

ensemble cast How does he? interesting. I think he's what, like in his 20s? 24. Oh, so he's like 18 when he did this. Yeah. Yeah. Well, it's interesting to me that she got let go.

She worked out of school. She wasn't a teacher, but she, like, worked at the school. She also works out of school, yeah. And it's so interesting how six years later she gets, like, fired for the, like, at the time when she, like, not working at the school. I guess it was COVID. I guess maybe people weren't working. Yeah. It's such a weird thing to me. And the complaint was filed like after it resurfaced. So again, I think contextually with Haley Beck, that makes, I would think it makes like parents at the school probably more on edge.

Yeah. So I get why they would see that and then file a complaint. But it is so long ago. It's so long ago. Yeah, it's just weird. That's just a weird video to make. Weird. And, you know, the moms, the adults like, why?

But maybe you like don't like honestly I remember this trend and like so seriously I do not remember the words being that and then it's like when we were listening to it last yesterday Yeah, yeah Because people were doing it That motion I guess I just didn't realize it at the time maybe the mom didn't realize it I don't know I'm not trying to like rationalize it's definitely weird as fuck I know but six years later It's about judgment So it's like even if he came to her and it was like hey, you know I have an idea to do this ticot

And she'd step in and so like Maybe it's not a good idea No for sure but maybe she like didn't you know how you just don't That's what I'm saying like, this is where I'm like, so if you work with kids, you need to have better judgment about those kind of things. Yeah. Yeah. Whof. Weird one.

Yeah. Really weird. And obviously with the stuff with Haley, I on it. It kind of just makes me really uncomfortable. So I haven't even gotten that much. Yeah. I just have the, you know, top line. No, hers is.

No. And I know there's so much more like weird stuff in the. there as far as like, you know, the exact, like, their exact stuff that she was sending to him that's been... No, hers is, like, disgusting. Like, obviously, like, we never, like, talk about, like, really, like, deep stuff or dark stuff like this because it's actually, like, so dark and disturbing. And, like, she was, like, 15 or something. Like, it is insane. And she's, like, married, right?

She's, like, married. Like, the stuff she was sending... Well, I, like, it's actually, like, the most triggering thing, like, teachers and students because it happens so much more than people know. And I, like, I talk about this all the time as, like, being a dead horse. But it's just, like, it happens. so much and so frequently, and it doesn't go reported half the time because people don't know. Like, sometimes kids don't even know it's grooming. Sometimes kids don't even know what's happening.

Like, thank God it got reported. But specifically with boys students and female teachers, like, happens so much more than people obviously with male teachers and female students. Disgusting. It happens all the time, too, but it doesn't get reported the same way. Or it doesn't get the same pickup the same way. I feel like people did kind of brush it under the rug, and it's kind of like, this is kind of insane.

And it's happening all the time. And, yeah. It's like at schools, like where your kids are supposed to be safe. No, hers is awful. But she wasn't an influencer, right? No. Not that it matters. I'm just saying like I feel like he didn't get the pickup, it did because of it.

And the school district issued a statement that Amy, the mom, she was placed on leave out of an abundance of caution. So, yeah, like, contextually, it's a lot because of Haley's situation. Yeah. And her crime. So the headline was. Crazy though once I saw that I was like that is nuts and I I mean luckily for no I guess like Baywatch is far away So I don't know if that'll like affect That press campaign but right yeah like people might like forget about it also like he was

18. It was pretty young at the time. I mean like you said the mom should have like a little more Discernment it was like this trend you know sometimes you don't know maybe also you think you're like being edgy when you're not like I did think I wouldn't really But people also are like coming for him because of his sister which I don't know if that's like necessarily really fair either. I know. I guess I don't know Noah's rule. And I feel like he, like he's in California. He's kind of removed. So it is, I don't know. I have brothers who I don't really have relationships with, even though we have the same last name. Yeah. I can kind of see that. But yeah, it is, it's nuts. Yeah, it'd be the worst thing to be asked about. But yeah, because like Addison Ray's dad just got arrested. You see that. And it's like,

it's like, just because you have this like wild family member out there, like, you shouldn't get pottish, which Allison does a good job, just like not talking about it or whatever, keeps it moving. But crazy. No, but stuff with the schoolchildren stuff. Yeah, that's like obviously disgusting and awful and horrible. And like, yeah. But like, does he have to make a statement on it?

I don't know. Like, it's something you don't want anything to do with. Yeah, I think only if he was directly like incriminated. Yeah. And with the video with his mom, again, I feel like kind of what you said. I kind of place more judgment on like the parent in that situation. versus the kid who was like gaining a lot of fame and then just trying to chase trends instead.

Yeah. Like it is weird and I'm like you're kind of weird for that. But like it is kind of the parent's place to be like, no, I'm not going to. Agreed. Yeah. Yuck, all of it. Big ick. But.

Luckily we have that pallet cleanser in the beginning to really. It's like, do you have another pallet cleanser over there? How do we ease out of this? See, yeah. Can I always find something. Little baby bunny or something What is my Miss Juicy was arrested

I don't know if that's I saw that on Twitter I don't even know who that is You don't know Miss Juicy? Who's Miss Juicy? It's Miss Juicy baby You don't know Miss Juicy What does she do? Is she sing songs?

I am not gay It sounds like I would like her Some little women She's just like a mean queen She had arrested? She's like yeah Oh no driving without insurance and an expired license, but...

You get arrested for that? It is. Yeah, I guess if you get pulled over and you have an expired license and no insurance, you can get arrested. They take you and cuffs? Yeah. They book you. Oh, my God.

So check that license. It seems like a fine. Yeah, it just seems like, oh, here's like a ticket. I know. And if anyone can break that law, I mean, besides murder or anything that crazy, I feel like Ms. Juicy kind of deserves it because I do, I live for the doll. She's a diva. There should be like a diva.

Mugshot? But she booked? She was booked. I don't know if they released her much out though. How do people find out this stuff so quickly? It's all public record. Well? Well, free mystery.

She is free. So we don't have to check free. Okay, she's out. I saw it turning on Twitter. All right. Well, we're going to go get some at chicken fingers. Do we order you? You want to go to your box?

Yeah. So good. Should we eat it there at the chicken finger place? It's like a little hole in the wall. You could eat it there. I can have it ready to go, like, picked up with like to go box. But should we eat it like there? Like, where do we eat or we eat in our car?

Are we eating in the dance studio? Maybe in the dance studio. That's kind of funny. Okay. So just like chicken. Yeah. But then we'll smell like chicken. And then Dan.

I mean, I feel it'll be in our pores anyway as we dance. That's so real. Yeah. Do you want chicken and waffle or chicken and fries? Or just, you can just get the chicken. I know. But you can also just, yeah. Which side?

I'll do chicken or fries. I'll play it safe. No. Should I take a race? I do love their chicken and waffle. Oh, yeah. I'll do chicken and waffle. Okay.

I'm going to do that too. Damn. I wish you were coming with us. I love this Bruxie place. I'm really obsessed with it. I always am stopping for a little Bruxie. All right. That's it, guys.

Gosh, all right. Well, damn. What a war one. That was fun. Thank you guys for being here. Stay tuned next week for me and Oscars commercial, the Met Gala reviews, and more. We love you guys.

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We'll best shit wee-wee. And I'd kill them for you if it got that deed. Who's saying's we-wee? Not Mana'a. Sophia. Is she French? No. Is it Manaw French?

She's from Philippine. I think it was supposed to be her line before. Yeah. Wow, they just gave it. Okay. Anyways, it's fine. I guess anyone can say we-wee-wee. Love you guys.

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