Just Trish - Just Trish Episode for Jul 14, 2026

Episode Date: July 14, 2026

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I want to be on secret lives of pagan wives. I would be so good on that. And like, I don't know. Everything about it actually enraged me. And I'm just like, take those glasses off because we're about to go swinging. Like, I'm just so over it. Welcome to the Just Trish podcast.

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quick for sure. Kick, quick, kick for sure. I'm actually feeling really good. Well, I'm always really good at the top of the episode. Then we get about two hours in and then I'm kind of like, I don't know what's happening. The lights are so bright here. McAlein Aguera, I was telling her, the lighting is so good here, girl, because she was so close to coming. And then I think probably my big mouth probably just be saying stuff and I'm just like, I don't know. I can't really help myself, but so does she. You know, we have like, anyways, the lighting is great hair girl. So good that I kind of hallucinate. I need the Simon Cowell red sunglasses that he wears

on AGT because I think he like wears him because of the lights I think is what the gag is of it all. I'm ready for that position real soon. I would love to be an AGT judge. I'm putting that as my biggest manifestation. I think they're going to have to like read, you know, they do because Mel B went away as she came back. I think they're going to like recycle through them because they're all great. They're all wonderful. Maybe an all female panel? Maybe get rid of

howie and slime and then just for it temporarily then they come back. Bring in a little bit fresh look, fresh vibes. I don't know who else could be on it, but I'm definitely, I'm definitely bringing a new audience to the show. For sure. It's so good. It's so good. But it's all dogs and kids acts, which I love.

But the judges, they're just a little older. You know, the Howie Mendel brings in the older crowd, right? But so does Simon. My dad loves Simon Cowell. He's watching him. He's like, he's so funny. You know what I mean? And it's like, and my dad's boomer, my dad's 70.

You know what I mean? So I think we love that. He was glued to this show. Oh, my God. I was like, Dad, the kids, the kids. He's just like, oh, okay. Yeah, he loves Hage. He loves Simon. He thinks he's like so funny.

He did love the acts too, weirdly enough. And I love the girls. I love it. Keep L.B. Keeps Sophia. I would love to be on there. I don't know. Maybe a Kiki Palmer. Like, you know, she could actually host. She's so good. She's just a little bit younger vibes.

Anyways. You can also be the person on stage. Yeah, I did think about that. A little, a little K-pop. Be like, I'm singing Korean today. You know what I mean? No, no, I mean, the host. Okay. So every role you could be.

I please the person on stage. That brings them in, you know. The host. That's what, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So then, because you've graded that to give them a pep talk and be excited with them for them.

That is true. Okay. Clips of you watching them and be like, oh my God. That'd be great. I would love it, especially because I've been an alum. I've been there. I've been in their shoes. Oh my God.

I love America's Got Talent. And are you watching it? Certainly not. Exactly. But what if I'm judging? What if I'm hosting? I'm going to maybe tune in? You know where I am seated.

Yeah, I would be seated for that. Okay, good. I just feel like it needs that. It's like just mindless. We always watch. it every single night the kids like like like because usually we can't watch any of our shows like it has to be like I don't know something they like or so but they like AGT yeah it's only family friendly it's also but for us my dad like everyone loves it I'm really a big advocate for AGT

it's been on animals like it the animals in our house we do have I think in general okay I see if your cats put it on for cheese tonight and see if they like it anyways also go to Patreon I always forget to plug our Patreon I spent a good two hours last night I was making a schedule for the the year because I have like a book tour, I have Trishmas tour, and I was like, I'm making our schedule so you know if you ever want to take like a week off and go on a vacation or if you want to come on a book tour or whatever you don't need. So I was doing that. But then I was also like, okay, we have to like stack up some patrons because I'm trying to get

my implants out at the end of the year. So I was like, okay, we need to really start stacking patrons around like November December. So obviously I was like, okay, we can do React videos, which we love. But I was really putting effort and I really think I narrowed it down. I mean, we're definitely going to do universal. We're definitely going to do it at Christmas time, Grinchmast time. Like that's, Grinchmish is going to be great.

Secret Santa, where all four of us go to the mall. I remember I wanted to go to a mall. We all pick each other, see who it is, and we have to get an outfit or, like, a category is a Secret Santa. That's going to go on Patreon. Then I was like, me and Moses are running a marathon.

We're like, Jimmy and Oscar should be running this marathon with us, too. It's in October. It's going to be cooler. And I was like, it's for charity. I'm telling you guys the links. I was like really thinking that we should all be running this marathon together. Little Just Trish vibes. I made a little team name called Just Trish.

So I was like, you know, we'll see no pressure. I thought that would be a really good Patreon. And of course the Tar Pits was a good Patreon But there was like one other one too That I was thinking was really good Anyways I had the whole list of them So you guys really go to our Patreon Patreon patreon.com

slash Just Trash I really feel like it's It's popping over there I feel like we really give our all We do a bonus episode Where that's again where I feel a little hallucinated And I feel like it's a little loopy dupe there And it's just really great

What did we put up this week? Did we put up something? We did. Did we? Yeah Wait what? I don't know if you want to say it's here It's too controversial

Oh Okay so go Yes We cannot actually, we cannot say it. We can't put out the name here, but check it out. Yes, you're right. That one truly, that one truly is like cannot put that on YouTube. So did you know?

You saw it? I get notifications. So yeah. Okay. So it was, that was wild. Yes. That was a wild. Back to our roots, as we said, reacting to some drama, some tea, serious stuff, though.

Yeah. And stuff that we just can't bring to the main episode. Yeah. Yeah. It really is. Yes, yes, for lots of reasons. Fear for everyone's well-being. Yes, it was always try to look at things with rose-colored glasses,

try to give some helpfulness. But that one, yeah, that was a tough one. That was a tough watch. So I do love a React video. I still want to do React videos. I think it's so fun. And I can only do them with you, mainly because you know how to edit them, and I do not.

I have no idea. Mosz, like, we can just do React videos. They're, like, reacting to, like, Moses' old videos. And so I was just like, I don't know how you even do. How you record, how you line them up together. I'm like, I have no idea. Although we could do an acting challenge together if we ever need to do stop up ones. We could do a little, we have the green screen there.

Your green screen has been there for a long time if you ever want it back. Is that yours? That ours? I've left my green screen era in the past. What? Why? Yeah. I don't really stream that much anymore. But even when I was streaming, I just was using my normal background. You're not streaming anymore. Yeah. And I feel like my acting tease would be like

here. I feel like... We should do it again? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I could do a Christmas acting skit, too. There's so many options. There's so many options. And I'm really, I'm really going to... I really even started scheduling the days, like trying to find like little time plots to get them in in between my book tour and Trishmas. So I'm like, we're really going to be dedicated. So just Trish team lock in.

I'm very excited. Jimmy getting his first wutzel-puzzle, even though his name's Wetzels and he's never had it, which is my favorite thing. I post made it all the time. Other than that, happy birthday. We should start at the top of the show. Oh my gosh, happy birthday.

I'm sending you your birthday gift tomorrow, which is today, which is like you're watching it today. We're filming it tomorrow. The 14th. I'm going to remember the 14th, because that's also, Malbuz is the 14th, so I can want to watch it. is the 14, so I will never forget the 14th. That's very exciting.

Cancer baby. You feeling it? I'm feeling it. Cancer season kicking my ass, for sure. Wait, really? All of a sudden, the past few days have been so emotional. Not like a bad emotional, just like everything's kind of making me cry. Like, I was watching Love Island.

Mind you, I've only watched the first episode and then the finale. Same. But I was bawling my eyes out watching Love Island. I was like, love wins, love wins. Love Island. Wake up. I, same. I'll just so much shots.

Let me just watch the finale because everyone's watching that and talking about it whatever. Loved it. Wish they would have asked me to be part of the little celebrity montage. But I can do it now.

Everyone, you guys, is in that damn celebrity montage. Like, anybody they could possibly get. Alex Warren, right? Wait, Alex Warren? Wasn't he in there too? I didn't see his.

I might have mixed up the white guys. I saw like Clani, Lizzo, Demi, um, Drewski. Yeah. Was Alex Warren? I thought, I could be mixing up the white guys. You might be.

I might be. I don't know. You might be right. I don't know what Alex Warren is. He's where it looks like. He's everywhere, so I think, yeah. That would be so funny. Okay, because they were all gagged.

All the Islanders were definitely gagged by everybody who'd come on. Like, oh, no way. I mean, I was saying Sierra. I mean, they did have some gaggy ones. I'm not going to lie, that was pretty cool. I was like, somber was crazy. I was kind of like, okay. I also love somber being like, love that you guys use my music this season.

I love hearing it. As a fair of control of the audio section. Right, I guess. Here's my tape to the Islanders. My Islanders. I love you. Love Island. You guys are so great.

wonderful you're gonna stay together forever if you ever want to come on just trish it is the best podcast may you have a life full of love and please get married soon so i can officiate because i'm obsessed with weddings and if you're gonna have a baby might i add the name trish to the list okay thanks love you guys i feel like i would have crushed one of those videos i was very sad they didn't ask me they didn't ask me i'm a big love island fan and really because how many episodes have you a two out of like three but i keep up i know the names i know I know a lot of it. It seems short this season.

I think it's like almost 50 episodes, right? Oh, no, no, no. 50. Really? I feel like you just started June. But it is on six times a week. So those episodes really add up. A lot of hours, 30 plus hours of Love Island.

Oh, yeah, that's true, I guess. But it seems like only like a month or something. I know. Everyone's like, wow, what a great summer of Love Island. Trinity had an amazing summer. She got a man. She has two million followers. And I'm like, damn, summer really be coming and going.

Now that Love Island's over, it does feel like, wow, the sunset is setting. Yeah, you're right. It's like Halloween, like everything just starts coming into play. It's crazy. I guess your birthday's kind of the end of summer. Yes, he is. It's really coming upon us. That's why, again, I was like so sensitive watching Love Island.

So you were happy. I love, brittany. I've been keeping up, but. He, the pre part of Brindy, Bryce. And you wonder why you weren't asked? Well, I'm not good with names, but he's. his nemo friend, right? Like he's friends with all the glee people.

Yes, Bryce has been friends with Kevin McHale and Chris Cole for a glee. Not fair. Because like Kevin McHale's posting stories about you. Of course they're going to vote. Like, you know what I mean? I mean, also to Bryce's defense, the men are pretty diabolical this season. So like, I think there was no way that he was going to lose. Also, Bryce and Trinity have been coupled up since like episode one.

Like they have been together, no question if they would ever make it the whole entire season. So I think there was no way in hell they were going to lose. I think the percentage was like 58% they won. I think that was a voting percentile. Oh my gosh. Which is crazy, but deserves. So deserves. Oh, my gosh.

So, like, the other people were all split. The other 50% was all split between other couples. The second place couple was Carl and Anaya. And they're the other couple that, like, they were paired later on in the season. And Carl is so sweet. Carl is like so wholesome, so hot. He's so fine. Wait, how do you know he's wholesome?

If you only watch two episodes. Because I keep up. Oh, okay. You know the clip. What's his listening? Why is he so great? I think because he like wears his heart in his sleeve. He is like very hot but also like very transparent about his feelings.

He doesn't play games. And he's like very respectful of Anaya and she was paired coupled up with like a dubious man before him. And he kind of like the whole time they've been coupled up, he makes her feel like secure. Me, I'm about to cry talking about Carl and I. He makes her feel secure, tells her how he feels, but doesn't, like, pressure her to say something. Like, he kind of guides the conversation and, like,

lets her know, like, yeah, like, I really do care for you. I want it to be, like, us, but, like, no pressure, you know, like, don't feel obligated, whatever. And he just makes her feel, like, silly and goofy. They're so cute together, and he's so fine. I don't know if I can stress that enough. Anaya, I'm sorry, girl. Is he?

I didn't see him. He is so fine. Okay. and the gays love him. So, I mean, that's kind of the best when you have a man that, like, all the gay fans are going to be thirsty for. I feel like that's good. That means you really got a winner. Once the gay is on board, you win.

Yeah, exactly. I guess they didn't. Runner up, but, like, Nicolandria were runners up, too. And look at that. Yes. Who won their season? Amaya Papaya. She was the winner last season.

So there is honor in being a runner up. Wow. Leah Ketab and Miguel, they were runners up two years ago. And Leah, a superstar. So being a runner-up... What's Leah do? She is the queen of Calabasasas. Okay, I didn't know.

She's everywhere. She's a fashion show. She's a spokesperson. I think she just launched a fragrance like a week ago. Oh my gosh. I need to get on Love Island. I really feel like that's the ticket to Brandeals. Yeah, because like literally they get out and I mean, if you're not a loser, you have a lot of followers.

I think Caleb, he was one of the islanders. Everyone was clocking him saying he was like kind of boring. Didn't really bring nothing. But he got a million followers. Trinity who won. She has two million. I am personally in love with Jen. She, when did she get eliminated last week, I think.

And she was the one that just had a lot of bad luck with guys. This one guy, gal, he is a, no, Gall. Gall is a, he owns a coffee shop in Venice, in Venice Beach. And he was like just a D-bag to Jen in the villa. And even like the baristas that work at his coffee shop, making TikToks, making fun of him the whole season because, like, he was that much of a debag? What did he do? What was he doing?

He was just, like, kind of, like, manipulative. And then he would, like, flip the narrative to make Jen be, like, the crazy one, even though, like, she was perfectly, like, fine and normal. Jen is the blonde with the crazy eyes? No, that's Kenzie. Oh, okay. Because I thought she was going to be on her daddy.

Okay. She has, like, a beauty mark right above her lip. Oh, yes, yes. She just had the viral photo shoots where she did a, it was, like, a man-child theme. Like, she was getting her lick back at gal. I love that. She, like, threw a coffee in his face. Was he on the photo shoot with her?

Mm-hmm. That's why I like them because they've really made it their brand of, like, she's getting her lick back and gal's, like, taking it. He's, like, letting everyone make fun of him. He, like, knows he was debauchress. He's reposting, like, oh, my family is only caring about me now because they want to get with Caleb. They're, like. Oh, that's so good.

Okay. Yeah. So I like them because their branding is, like, so fierce because, like, he's just letting everyone make fun of them. And he knows. I feel like that is how you can redeem it. assholes if you do like a humiliation ritual. Yeah. Period.

And then we're all like, let us throw tomatoes at you and then we'll see if we like to move on. And now I'm like, damn, do I go to Saba at Venice Beach? Like I kind of want you. We should do coffee stops. Emma Chamberlain. Oh my God, yes. I feel like there's other really good coffee places. We should just go all the community goods.

He also did like a dunk tank for charity where like anyone who had like grives with him and was annoyed with him can come like dunk him. Why do I love him? I love him. And he's like a blonde surfer, like, really not into my type. And I'm like, wait, not seeing him and Jen and how like Jen makes fun of him. And it's like funny and endearing.

I'm like, hold on. Why do I kind of like love you? Debt talk needs to take notes. All those diabolical men should have really besides Twitter, you don't get any redemption. But everyone else should have definitely like leaned into that more and said they just tried to like double down. Yeah. Just let people make fun of you. Yes.

And be in on the joke and then we love. We live for it. Oh my God. Okay. We're not together, though. Not together. Just friends. Okay.

But she's having fun. And she's like she texts him hate comments. Like all the comments making fun of him, she texts him her favorite that make her laugh. And he just, he posted him in TikTok. He's like, he loves it.

Okay, that's good. Because like people, that is like such a powerful thing, right? It's like, then people can't like use it against you. Obviously,

like he wasn't getting bullied. Obviously he was an asshole. That's like a totally different thing. But I do love that he's like able to do it. Because like he's right. Like the comments are just going to eat him alive if he tries to be like hot and cool and stuff. It's like no one will see that.

We want to see you look like a dog. And have a sense of humor about it. No why people are mad at you And accountability. He knows he was a D-Bag. Learn it, yes. Has anyone come from Love Island like on Dancing with the Stars

or become famous after? So funny that you say that because you got cheated on, I fear, sister. Me? Mm-hmm. Oh, no. Guess who is up in Kenzie's comments saying the mirror ball is calling your name Kenzie?

Moses? What? Ezra Sosa. Oh my God, you say I'm getting cheated on. I was like, who's, who's he comedy on? You're gay. You're gay is cheating on you. Oh, well, that's even worse.

That's worse. Ezra. Asra is like, like, abandoned the Trish Dancing with the Stars campaign, and he's trying to get Kenzie from Love Island on Dancing with the Stars. I know. I know. In all fairness, he tries to get everybody on dancing with the Stars. I think I've seen him try at least like five different people would be like, we need her.

There was an Olympian. He wanted on this. He's like, I feel like, fair enough, fair enough. Well, I guess just because of Love Island, which one is it? Which girl from Love Island? Kenzie, she was the one who was a little nutty. The blonde who's a little nutty and she does the splits on the ground.

The clam slam. Well, he probably saw the splits and he set a potential. Well, I too can clam slam. I can clam slam. Okay, wait, well, I can clam slam. Let me clam slam. Let me get these off. Hold on.

Let me readjust my pumpkin here. I'm going to show you a clam slam. Dina Katz, Ezra Sosa. Do this. It's not a good idea. No, I'm just excited. Oh, wait, you really can. Is this clam slam?

Yeah, I think that counts. I mean, I got to like, I don't know if I can get my leg up here. If it was like flat, I could do it. I think you could, yeah. I might maybe just, yeah. That's impressive. I used to be able to, like, hold my leg up, but I don't know if I could do that anywhere. This camera.

Okay. Slam, I'm just not in the right position for it, but I can. Challenge accepted. We'll see who gets casted. What's her name? Kenzie. Kenzie. Mm-hmm.

Oh, yeah, because I do have crazy eyes. I too have crazy eyes. I'll be happy for her But you know, no guarantee that she'd get Ezra I would only do it with Ezra Like if I got cast, I'm like yes And then they'd help me up something And be like absolutely not

If there's anyone else I'd say I would absolutely quit Right away so maybe she can She's single right She is kind of with Dylan Who she left the villa with So single-ish I guess I don't know how official they are So she needs like one of those hot dancing pros

That way she can date them like a glub Honestly yeah because she in the villa was the one who wanted to explore as many connections as possible. And it was a season where everyone was kind of coupled up pretty quickly. But she wanted to explore those connections. And she was hated for it sometimes. But, you know, that's the name of the game. That's the name of the game.

They're all there to be famous and to just, you know, hook up with people. Right? Like, no one's like trying to find true love there. Who's fond, true love there? Well, Leah is still with Miguel. Nickelandria are still together. Wow. That's to be debated, though.

I think Trinity and Bryce I really think they're the real deal they seem so in love Bryce I'm very skeptical of a man especially like a former model but he just seems so sweet like he has never once wavered his love for Trinity he was the first one to say I love you

never like looked at another girl even when he won like in Ariana Maddox like doing the interview like he never took his eyes off of Trinity like he was just looking at her with so much like there was just a Sparkle in his eyes as he's like looking at her and I'm like, this is the most beautiful couple I have ever seen. Oh my gosh. We love them together.

And also like Carl and Anaya, like their parents are obsessed with them together too. Wow. They're very sweet. They got like for some reason, though the final four couples, you saw their dates, right? Yes, yes, I did. Their date randomly having like budget and then everyone else being like here, Dan, like Zach and Keda left out of swamp and were given sandwiches from Costco as their date, which was like kind of nuts. Like, Carlin and Naya, like literally a fairy tale. They had like a, they printed out a freaking storybook of their romance.

So many, like $100,000 with the flowers. Love Island did that? Uh-huh. They didn't do it. Because you know how on like Love is Blindy can request like sushi for the other person? Maybe they requested that for their day. Like production set up these four separate dates. And like Trinity and Bryce, they got like a cute dinner.

It was good. It was classy. But then Carl and Naya got like the full of glam fairy tale experience. Maybe they were trying to set them up to win, but people just like weren't, they just didn't get the votes. Or at least make the competition a little bit more stiff because I feel like everyone knew that Brunody was going to win. Yeah. So maybe to make it a little like, ooh, who could take it? Like, let's really set up Carlin and I am.

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Lies to everybody. Gaslight King. I like the name sincere. I know I do too. It's just ironic that like if your name sincere, then you're lying and manipulating everyone in there. But I kind of love an ironic name. Like, what if Aquaman, like never wants to swim? Yeah, you know what I mean?

I kind of like that. I don't know. I just think if like, Malibu Barbie was like, you know, tomoy. You know, I was like, I don't know. There's something kind of cute about it. It's funny, I suppose. Yeah, I guess I didn't watch the season, so I don't know how. I thought he was okay in the finale. He was pretty deplorable.

Yeah, he was just lie. Even to the guys. Like, he would lie just to everybody and, like, just change the story and then, like, make everyone seem, like, nuts and crazy. But, like, you were the one lying and switching up and changing the narrative. Maybe he thought he was on traitors. So him, Zach, who was with Keda, he was the one that, gives a little bisexual tease.

What happened with that? Funny enough, so after they crowned Brinidad as the winners, there was like a split second, he like is hugging Trinity congratulating her and he goes, can I go kiss Bryce now? And she goes, no. Okay, so he was still feeling it. I think he was still trying to like see

if he could get away with playing it up. I don't know. Jury is not out. Zach said that he could love Kada or could say that he loves Kada at some point. Love is crazy. Oh, we'll see. Do you think they, like, love each other after a month?

I believe some. Some I do believe. I believe Brinidad. I do not believe the other two whatsoever. But, yeah. It's interesting, though, because everyone hates sincere so much that, like, brands are offering Melanie, like, brand deals if she dumps him. Oh, my gosh, she would get so much.

She would be at Arby's, Chili's, Duncan. She would be doing all those, you know, because you do. Raising. games. Yes. Oh, she would be like who was that? Someone did that. There was a girl, oh, I think it was from Summerhouse that did one with Ariana Maddox. I think it was like

a sonic commercial and it was like they both were like, right? Because one of them got like cheated on by. Oh, Sierra. Was it Sierra? I think it was Sierra. Yeah. And I think they did that. I think they love a little like breakup moment. Yeah. That is the way she go. The girl power of it all. Yeah. I'm being a loser. Who was the one? Did you see the Chili's ad with one of the bombshells?

No. She might have been eliminated, but she was doing the new bombshell margarita. Oh, that's great. Yeah, it was really good. She's like, they're only $6. I don't know if she was like, I didn't watch a season, so I'm not really familiar with any of them, but I did love that they were so on top of it?

I was like, did she just get out of the villa and get a Chili's brand deal right away and love that. I know, I'm trying to see. Are you on the Chili's page on Instagram? Yeah. They just posted one. Is it not like the top one? Yeah, I'm just saying it's all,

previous. Yeah, it's a previous season. Because Charlie's in here. Oh, they just reposted it. Yeah. No, it's like it's new, but it's older Islanders, not from this season. Oh, okay. Well, they could have been quicker with this.

But I love that, I love it. I guess that's the point of Love Island, right? You come off and you get a Brandeale. Was Rob, Trader Rob from Love Island? Rob Roush, yes. So he got a Sonic one. He was like in, a Mac Cosmetics one. He's everywhere, yeah.

So I have a feeling the liar on this show is probably trying to be like a Rob, trying to get on Traders and Axis get to Stars. That seems like the pipeline, right? Oh, him on Traders, kind of tea, actually. Sincere? Yeah, since you're on traders. I feel like that's what he was trying to do. You don't want to try to be a little diabolical.

You're like, well, this isn't going to work out for me. So let me try to just hop on a different show. Yeah. I think a lot of the people, a lot of the bombshells hope, a lot of the islanders hope once they leave. Like, you know, they're curious about their follower account for real. Yeah, yeah, of course. I think now people can, like, read through it really easily. Like, I think it's kind of obvious if you're no pun intended and sincere about, you know, why you're going on the show.

a lot of them are like former actors or models or whatever but yeah that kind of makes sense because you have to be hot to be Of course, yeah. So, yeah. They do an uggos season. They honestly should. Like average. Just like average. Or they're ones.

I've all a couple of TikTokers that are like, I am not attractive and I've never had a boyfriend. I follow a lot of people like that that are just like not conventionally attractive. So I'm not saying it. They're saying it. And they always will be like, I'm 38. I'm conventionally not attractive and I've never had a boyfriend. And here are things that I'm living by.

There's like a few TikTokers that's their whole brand. You know what they should do. They should do that for winter in the winter because, you know, Oh, covered. We love to be covered up. Like we want to have a big oversized jacket. A little pumpkin in front of us. Like a big flannel, you know.

So winter should be the uggos and fatties and stuff. Oh my gosh. And then keep the skins and the ripped and the chisel for summer. Not very body positivity, but we love that. I like that way you're thinking, though, to help them to feel more comfortable. I agree. And there's so many of those TikTokers, guys and girls. And I'm like, well, why don't you all get on an island and date each other?

Because none of them had a boyfriend. None of them had kisses at 40. And I'm like, and that's fine. I think that's fine. I always tell them. I'm a lay bloomer, too. but I think they need a show for them. But shout out to all the Love Islanders.

Congrats to Brindy. You're my favorite Love Island couple. And I hope you get all the brand deals, Tinder and Ollie Pop and all of them. And I want to be friends with the Glee Coss. Like how come you're friends with Bryce and us, Chris Colfer. Oh, Chris Colfer too. Who's the other one? Kevin McHale.

But Darren Chris, I saw too. He was on a party bus. I didn't know Chris Colfer. Oh, my God. Colfer posted congratulations to Bryce Kevin McHale posted How does he know them? Chris Colfer said that they've known each other

for like 10 years or something I mean he did Bryce used to be like the Tumblr, it boy model Oh I see, I see. I'm a little bit older. Bryce is 30 so it's weird for Love Island that's like old. That was shocked when I found out his age. I was like whoa oldie but yeah I think 30 might be the cutoff for that

that's a little too old to be on Love Island but good for him he looks good I guess. Yeah, he's a cutie. He's not friends with Matthew Morrison, though. Well, maybe that's a good thing. But the green flag. I am just on,

I'm on Matthew Morrison TikTok and I am, I'm just, I just think he's just such a good entertainer. I just really love him. Some red flag, but. No, but he's, he's like a performer. I don't know. Well, you didn't, you pivoted from your birthday, but half birthday.

You go to Magiano's tonight in Orange County, Newport? That's quite a commute. Although, I'm trying not to pivot again, But I've been hyper-fixated on Aspen Ovar, who's on The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives, Orange County. You hate talking about your birthday? I know. I'm not even meaning to, but I just thought, like, I could do a double. Like, if I went to Orange County for Maggiano's, I would like to go with Aspen Ovar.

She didn't even ask about Oscar's birthday. And I'm like, I care deeply about it, but you care, you don't. A lot of my head right now. Yeah. Okay. No, I love this. I love, she's back. She's back with her man.

Aspen Ovar. Yeah, did you see a picture? Yeah. So I've been going deep. all of a sudden I've been getting Aspen Ovard like TikTok tea on her and I'm like trying to get into it. I'm like, wow, she's actually quite interesting. Is she in Orange County? I know she's on the show.

She is in Orange County. Yeah. And a couple of scandalous with her. Well, one, she posted the boyfriend tag. She's in a Thruple for contact. She's in a Thruple. And she posted a boyfriend tag and the girl and the Thruple, her girlfriend is like in the backseat hidden. And then she's doing the boyfriend tag with Billy.

the guy and the thruffle. And everyone's like, oh, she, this is so awkward. Like, she only, like, cares about Billy. She only wants Billy. And I'm like, I don't know about that. But can you see the girl behind or she hiding? She's kind of hidden behind the chair, all when we film the Joy Gresselva video and I'm behind the chair.

Yeah. Oh, because you know, like Johnny Gilbert will be in the back and you see him. She's, like, block. Like, you really don't see her. Oh, that is. So, but she, but Aspen is more, uh, well, she originally. got into this double because she connected with Brie, the girl in the throuble. This is so hard to explain, but she connected with Brie first.

And she's been adamant that like she does not want to be with another man. Like she knew that she wanted to be specifically with a girl after she got divorced. Well, she said that she was with her ex-husband Parker for eight years. They got divorced. And she wanted to experiment sexually. Like she knew that she had an attraction to women. She was trying to figure out to what extent that was. She, the first woman that ever, she went on a date with one woman previously.

But the first woman that she ever, like, was intimate with was this girl, Bree. And they've been together for like a year and a half. She said they are initially connected because she was in an open marriage. Bree was in an open marriage. And she reached out to Aspen because she thought she was cute. And they wanted to hook up with her. And then they ended up connecting. And then she got introduced to Billy, the husband.

Then they became a thruple. And, yeah, she said that. if the only man that she's attracted to is Billy, if she breaks up from the thruple, like she will not be with another man. But she said that before, right? And that's with Billy. So until you meet the next Billy,

and they're like, only you am attracted to. It is kind of cheap because also like, I don't really go here. I'm just learning all this now. I used to watch Aspen over back in the day when she was like a lifestyle girlie pre the kids and stuff. But yeah, so her ex-husband Parker, that was her first boyfriend.

who then became her husband that was the only guy that she's been with and then she got out of her marriage and then the first girl that she's with is Bree and she's already like this is the one like I'm in love blah blah so some people have clocked up and like

well she's only been with like one man and then one woman so she just doesn't know which is fine because she doesn't have the experience she's not experiencing yet the world the flavors of life it's it is interesting but I do love that she falls in love with everybody that she dates which is a very queer

like stereotype. Yeah. And she acknowledges that too. She's like, yeah, that's like a very like gay, like a lesbian trope. Stereotype is that like lesbians move really quick.

I love it. I love when girls become like fire lesbians. And then that's like, they're like, I'm gay and I love it so much. I love it too. And I just was listening to a podcast of her with, I think it's called Becca Moore for the girls.

Oh yes. I am. Yeah. I was listening to it. She, the way that she talks about like her sexuality and then like being in the Threatful was so interesting. I think because I,

I literally have like no idea about it. Yeah. And it does sound so unconventional that like, I don't know, it opens my mind and eyes. I'm like, oh, that's actually quite interesting, the way that she talks about it. Because she describes that she has like a relationship with Bree, a relationship with Billy, and then they have relationship together as well. Oh. So, yeah.

Oh, that's interesting. Yeah. Oh, that's difficult. Two relationships at one time is very difficult. I know. And they live separate. They live close. but like they live

Bree and Billy live together and then she has her own house and then with her kids and stuff too I mean because it's like a new relationship, two new relationships the kids have to get used to one step parent and then two step parents. It's gonna that many adjustment. They've been together a year

and a half so far. Oh yeah. Oh damn that went fast. I know. Oh I wonder what's gonna happen. It is interesting. She shares a lot damn. I know. I do love people who share a lot. I'm also like damn maybe you're sharing too much but I love it. Like as a consumer

but damn sometimes you're like well this is a lot because like what if the relationship doesn't last? You know what I mean? Because she's so public that I assume that they were together like a long time already. Yeah. Because a year and a half is yes a long time but also in the grand schemeing things not. Yeah. Yeah. If you're already.

So public. Yeah. And for the secret lies and Mormon wives of Orange County, like she obviously has them in the show. They're a big part of her story in the show. So then they've become. more public on social media because they weren't really on it before. Oh, no.

It's like a odd good idea either. I feel like once you're on TV, then it's like this like weird TV relationship. And are you together with me because I'm on a TV show or is that why we're staying together? Like it's very, I don't want to say messy. It's very unconventional though.

I will say that. Like it's hard for a lot of people who wrap their minds around. And a lot of people think like, oh, she must like one more than the other or someone has ulterior motives or like those poor kids. How are she going to explain this to the kids? Yeah. I think it's like not fair. but like that is the world.

Like I wish, like, that's a problem. It's like, because it's unconventional. People are going to be so judgmental. And yeah, you bring the kids involved only because that's how people are. There's one I watch on that million-dollar nanny. I watched a little bit with that Moses. He hates that show.

But I watch a little bit. And there's these three dads that are on so many reality shows. And I like them. I know one's name is Moke. Another one's name Mike. And then there's like Daddy Moke, Daddy Mike and like Daddy Tom or something. There's like three dads.

And Daddy Mike and Daddy Tom were together. But then now Daddy Mike and Daddy Moke are together. And they have two kids. from Daddy Tom and Daddy Mike's, but Daddy Moak makes like the breakfast. Anyways, they're like three dads like living together. They're on the million-dollar Nanny one. And I really like them. I really like them.

The comments are like so mean because they have kids that are like seven and eight and their kids are like great. Their kids are like on all the shows with them and stuff like that. You know, but people love to just like judge what they don't know, obviously. Because they're like, how can you still be with the ex? Obviously he's co-parenting. How can you be with the ex? We have the new guy in here and seven. And the ex is old.

Moke is young and hot. And then, you know, it's fine. But then it's like people are like with the kids, like everyone's worried the kids, in my opinion, I'm like, well, they have three dads. They're going to get, like, more love. I feel like the more people around the better. But people have to be assholes. And their comments are, like, especially because the million-dollar nanny show, because that show's a mess on its own. And it has nothing to do with Daddy, Mike, Daddy Moke and Daddy Tom.

It's like, literally the nannies are like the worst part. We just met someone that knows someone else on the show, too. That's like a family on the show. I'm like, what? Anyways, it's the nannies. The nannies are crazy. The nannies are like, I slept with the dad in my last job. I was like, who's how going to hire you?

Like, you're so with Zane. That's who. Hanjahzzi? Yes. He's like, my assistant quit to go be a million-dollar nanny. I was trying to figure out who like the connection was or whatever like that. And they were like watching her on the show and she was like the drunkest even though she's like the leader of the group that you watch 15 minutes of the leader was the one who was the one was the leader was the one who was the leader was the one who was the last family last family.

I was like I think she was a Kardashian and I think she was a Nany for Courtney. But was she an assistant to to Zane. Yeah. For like a year and a half and he was like I guess she was a good one because he was like sad that she left and then they were trying to like watch it. I don't know where I saw this. Am I a member of Patreon? I don't know. I do love them.

But yeah, it's a mess of a show. But the show is messy, but then everyone gets, they hate on this, like, family who's literally just there. And then they get mad when they want to have, like, a nanny. And I'm like, well, they're trying to have another person out about. Like, I don't know. People are, people just love to judge. I thought it was a really cute situation. So I was like, I'm going to read the comments.

And then you're like, oh, people are awful. They love to destroy something. And that's why I fear back to Aspen is the same thing, especially because mom talk, what is it? No, what is it called? Mormon Wives of O.C. I feel like it's already just, I'm down to watch it. I feel like people already are just, like, loving to hate on it. Obviously, the Bobby, all top of it all, which I love her too.

I'm, like, a new fan of Bobby. I just feel like people are already, is there like Lebrant sister, one of the sister-in-law of the Lebrants? Or am I just making that out? Probably. I have no idea. Lots of blonde people. Lots of blondes. I'm scared for us learning their names, but.

It's definitely going to be like Macy, Milky Miles. There's going to be so many of them. And I fear Aspen is in there. Because Aspon's in that group that I'm so not familiar with, but I'm getting more. It's like the Avery Woods, the Aspen Ovar, the, like, those lifestyle girlies that I'm just like, I don't know, it was a different. It wasn't Remy and Alicia. So there's like another side of lifestyle girlies that were like into neutrals and stuff

and Stanley Cups. And I'm not on that. And I guess younger too, younger than me. So I fear it's like a little too much. But who am I to say that really? She does say that she, the way that she like told her kids about it, like she, they go to like a child therapist and the way that they introduce it is like with the, the kids therapist so I thought that was interesting too like that's a good idea like you know it was important for me to

have like a professional be able to like explain this in a way that like makes sense to kids so I thought that was oh so they know yeah like her kids know about her relationship and then they were introduced via the their therapist which I thought was amazing too they met they met the couple yeah and how to go I guess well she didn't really she doesn't talk about her kids too much and she doesn't show their faces and stuff so it is kind of interesting because it's like she is such an open book but then the kids are very private even though she talks about, you know, being a mom. So, yeah, she's very interesting to me.

I just was all of a sudden, I keep getting dropped off in random, like, places in TikTok. And random dramas and scandals and opinions. And I'm like, I go down the rabbit hole. I'm like, this is so fascinating. I need to start writing down. I get dropped into the middle of so many. And I just like it so obsessed.

And then it drops me to like the original video. And I was like, oh, this is what we're not. I can't remember. I need to start writing these down because there's so many nichey ones that I find. And I'm like, oh, damn. I do get the side of it sometimes I get a little bit The Aspenovards

So what was her kissing her ex? Oh yeah And that was the other escondolo That she experienced lately too She posted a carousel on Instagram And one of the photos in the carousel Was her kissing her ex-husband Parker And it was like a family photo on the beach

With like all her kids And they're like lip kissing Yeah like lip kissing And it's weird Because they also have like a very dicey relationship now She says that like You'll see it in She got Liza Mormon Wives O-C.

They need a better name. Anyway. Oh, too long. Too long. What is S-L-O-M-W? Slum-W. Slom-W. Oh, my God.

O-C. No. I hate it. No, no, nope. She said her arc in slum walk. You'll see Parker kind of struggle with coming to terms with her being in the trouble. He's in it? Yeah, I guess the co-parenting.

Like, he's not very accepting of her relationship, so. I feel like it's a little. like for the plot. I don't know if this is real because like think of like a Tate right, Taylor Frankie Paul's first husband like he's not in secret lives. I'm sure if I'm all of a sudden joining a thruple

and I'm introducing my kids to my new thruple which you know, whatever. I don't know if Moses is going to be down to be on that reality show. Be like oh we're about to film a reality show. When I be on beyond? Would you? Maybe. I don't know. Depend what the angle of a show is. If I'm on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and we broke up and I'm in a new thruple. I'm with Moke and Mike. Daddy Mok and Daddy Moke and Mike.

Are you going to come on? Wait, this scenario is very, very, very. You know I'm only going to get a triple if it's two gay dads. I'm going to be in the lavender marriage times too. Well, at that point, that means I'm single. I better come on and do what? Find my. Oh, you want to date a housewife?

I hear real housewives. Okay. Okay. So he's down. So I was wrong. I was thinking like, okay, there's no way that her ex-husband would want to be a part of the show if it was real. But maybe. All right.

Okay, I'll put it the other way. If you went on a thruple and you were on a show, I'm like, absolutely not. I'm going to be a part of that mess. I'm not going to look like a bozo the clown. You know what I mean? Like it would be the opposite. But anyways, maybe. I'll be Mosey the Clown.

Okay. Daddy, Mosey. I like it. I like it. Mosey the clown. I used to call a Mosey when we first met him. That's cute. I liked it.

I liked it. I was like, Mosey. He's like, hate it. Moes hates that. No. I love it. I love it. I love Mozy.

Too many nicknames growing up. It used to be in my phone. It was Mozy. I thought it was cute. All right. Well, I'm seeing it for the show. Me too. People thought that either she posted it for the show, like to make some drama for

the show because they're wrapping up filming or I think they just finished wrapping. So maybe it was like the end of filming for them or she posted it and then production made her delete it. So the hypotheses are either way. Either she posted it because of the show or she deleted it because of the show. Who knows? I guess it is kind of confusing. I don't know.

I'd be confused as a kid. I mean, you're a child of divorce, but it might be kind of weird. For what part? Like, if, like, your parents are separated, you already are processed all of that, but then they're, like, together kissing. Yes.

Well, I didn't even think about that part of it. You're actually so right. Honestly, I guess as a kid, you're probably, like, love this. But then I guess if you know her new relationship, then you're probably like, well, what's happening? Are we on a, plamory? Polymary. Polymory.

Polymory. Polymory. Polymis. Polygamous? Polyamory? Yeah, polyamorous. What's polygamy versus polyamory? Is it polygamy something with religion? No, I think it's like when you marry. Oh, T, T, T. Pollyamory

just loving lots of people. What religion am I thinking of? Poligami. Mormons? I don't know. Polygamy. Oh. What's the one I was? Wiccan, no, what? Paganism. Tephanism. I love the pagans. The original religion, really.

All about nature, smoke, air. I want to be on secret lives of pagan wives I would be so good on that because you know there's so many like women around here that are into light witchiness you know they're into like but I feel like that's a spin off from your tavern show first you have your tavern show and then you meet more

you meet more of them I mean a lot of like like whimsy mythical remember like the girl we went on the boat with she's like I'm a little witchy and I'm like me too but light witch everyone's always like but light on the witchy I was like same we're a little I got a shirt for the tavern. Oh, you want to be in it?

Mm-hmm. Where is it? It's getting steamed. Okay, with that. I can't wait. I didn't know that. That's a surprise to me. We'll do it today.

Now that I know, there's a show, yeah. The Secret Life of Pagan Wives. All right, can't wait to see it. We'll act out our scenario on there. We're looking something up or no. I was trying to find what religion I was thinking of. I think you're right. I think I was thinking of paganism.

Because it's PG in there, P&G. Yeah. I think, yes. I think it's. It's confusing, but I never want to judge. Never? Well, I'm always judging, but who am I to judge, I should say? Am I judging?

Yes. Should I be judging? No. Only God can judge us, and the Mormon wise would agree with that, I'm sure. But we are a talk show and we are here to talk. So I would say, I would say it's a little confusing. There was one, God, there was a couple, like a celebrity couple. I can't think now.

I don't know. But like I feel like I can confidently say if anything happened between us. I cannot date. I think I've just had so much trauma. Not even just for myself in the dating world. Step-parent trauma. I know some people love their step-parents. I really wish that could be me.

I had like four step-dads and other step-relationships. And it's just maybe I was the problem. Maybe I was a horrible kid. I don't know. Maybe I just hated anyone that weren't my parents. But valid. Some kids, you know, some kids just can't deal with that either. you could probably have like the best step my parents were not the best but you could probably

have the best step parents and you can tell a child that's like you're not my dad you know what i mean i don't know i'm too scared for that but men move i don't think you were the problem though thank you no i definitely wasn't spoiler on my end i definitely wasn't but i would assume some i don't think i could but i think that's just my own trauma i don't think i could but i guess you know i'm i'm okay to be lonely for the rest of my life if anything were to happen between us we would be lonely we have kids and that's true that's part of our deal too you also can't remarry do you know people always like oh my wife the wife would oh your wife would have wanted you to move on not on the record several times not at least until they're like married on their own and then

I guess you could find a wife in your 80s or something yeah I think in general this is my personal opinion is like when you have like any time that you're not getting from me the kids are going to get from me if we're not together yeah like there's no like you don't just bring somebody else into the equation like the kids needs even more of my time now it's hard because then it's like we wouldn't have my sister or we want to have oscar you know what he means so i get the whole like you know creating new families do i don't know whatever do what you want but don't moses everyone else do what you want the polyamore is like a little crazy girl but um She has to know that, obviously.

She has to know. I mean, I think if she didn't want the judge. You know what? She's the only reason I'm interested in the show right now. So she's the Taylor-Frankie Paul at the moment. She's getting me gluten and seated for the show. So you're doing anything, girl. They should give you a raise because you're really being messy.

And I love it. Damn, I feel like they should do that. The messier you are. Like Chloe really carries the Kardashians. Like I really feel like with her baby daddies and stuff like that. I really feel like if you're the messy one. Like a scandal bonus. Yeah.

How many scandals you bring means you get a bonus? They really milk. The Lamarie. are, the Tristan. They also should be getting bonuses. I hope they are. But, like, Chloe definitely needs to because she's really just airing her whole life out there. Well, Kylie, we know nothing about her and Timmy from the show.

So I like it. I'm seated for it. And I feel like kids are fine. Truly, truly, truly, truly, truly my opinion. And I think that with all these kids on the show. I think they're fine. They have parents that love them. I think they'll be fine.

And if not, they sound like they're already in therapy, which is great. I wish I already got in therapy earlier. And I think they'll all be fine. And if not, sometimes the traumatized kids turn out to be amazing quite like myself. They'll write a book one day. Yes, they'll write a book and they will thrive. And, you know, trauma kind of makes you interesting sometimes, you know? Like, oh, what's your trauma?

Yeah, you have a story to tell for sure. But then you're not traumatized and you're very interesting too, so I don't know. But I'm not interesting. I talk about people who are interesting. Yeah, you're smart. You were not traumatized, so you became, you're just like a really smart, well-educated kid and now you have great jobs you have like two amazing jobs and more people want you working for them so you just succeeded in the right way but that's good you had that talent

honestly and we come together actually mose you aren't really traumatized are you traumatized you never talk about it you never talks about emotions or trauma or childhood or anything I'm like are you okay because I dealt with it and now it's all good okay you think you're healed yeah I healed before you had some trauma yeah you had a little I don't know if you call trauma sometimes she tells me stories. I'm like, that's really sad. Yeah, but I'm, I healed before we met. I think it's important to do it before you enter relationships. Not all of us are like that. No, but I'm just saying. Some of the relationships heals us. Right. It takes one. It's like, you know, in the airplane, they say first with oxygen yourself and then help others.

I can't. Beautiful. Yeah, that is. You can't help anyone if you're not in a good place. You love that. You do that. You put the life mask on first. I love that so much. See Jake Shane getting ripped? Yes, I did. Allo, do you see the new Al-Commercial? No, I did not. It was a parody on The We Come to This Place for Magic. He did like, we come to this place to get ripped.

Everyone's talking about my body. I was like, damn, his little fitness makeover really is getting him everywhere. Yeah, I'm very nervous. I'm nervous for Jake Shane. Yeah, once you get hot, nobody wants to see it six packs be funny. No, and... No, I'm just kidding. You look great, Jake.

No, he looks great. And obviously, I feel like you're doing it. He's doing it for himself. And I think, yeah, I relate to me. I think when you are, when you have been unconventionally attractive for a long time to get, like, traditionally, like, strong and, like, have abs and stuff. Like, it is very validating. But my marketing brain is, like, I already, the gays, I get so many, like, shady gay TikToks

being like, who cares about Jake Shane? Only, like, I'm scared to say it because of the straight women don't play about Jake Shane, but he's annoying. Like, they're already turning. So then I'm like, okay, so now you're losing the male audience. So his audience right now is, like, all women. So are you getting ripped just for the women? Because the women don't really care if you're ripped, I don't think.

I do. I like you better when you're more attractive. Kind of. Well, maybe also because I also was, you know, I'm not an Alex Earle if you say, you know what I mean. But I do like, like you said, when the underdogs get to be a little hot because it's a little inspiring. I'm kind of like, oh, that's going to be me actually. I'm going to be on the Allo Yacht in Croatia, wherever he was doing that. Like, it's kind of inspiring.

I think it is for the middle-aged women such as myself. We're glued to it. But you're right. If you lose the gays, I mean, you really got to keep them. I'm a little scared. What's this audience that for a minute? I think predominantly girls, probably similar to me, whereas like girls, for the most part,

but then, like, you know, you have the gays in there as well, but the gays are really turning on him. I think because same with, like, your Chris Olson, like you have abs and then also you're too successful, like you're friends with too many girls, you're two, you're too, everywhere, you're famous, you are successful, you have opportunities, You have opportunities

You have a lot of famous friends You're getting paparazzi Then you have like too much Flying too close to the sun I see I see you're right Yes I guess Jake I would say tone it down

But I like you I think at least having the girl The girly audience like He'll be fine He'll definitely be okay Just tread lightly Don't get too hot You know

Like what like a little I think if you got like plastic surgery or something Then it would be nuts Right right yeah don't do that That's going to be. He looks good. I saw an interview where he was talking about how he hates being short. And someone's like, oh, you're not short.

But he's like, I'm 5'3. God, who was he talking to? And you can tell he actually really bothered him, which I was kind of surprised. And then the comments were like really sweet because it was all the girly pops being like, we love a short king and stuff like that. Gays don't, but yeah. I think that's what I'm. God, I know.

Was he talking with? He must have been talking with a gay guy because it was. It was very much like, you're not a little or whatever. And like, oh, no what you do? You were the short king? Me? And Darien is short too, but I think traditionally, like... No, you're not short, but you're with a short person. Well, I'm considered short. Like, by other gay-st-tangers, yeah. What are you? You're 5-11. No, no. Jimmy's like 5-11. He's taller me. I'm like 5-7, 5-8.

Wow! Can you see how tall Darren is? I can we not say that. He's 5-5. Oh, okay. Well, to me that's not like short, short. I don't think that's short. I'm considered short and gay standards. Yeah, I'm considered like teeny tiny. And they, they, And gays don't like short guy? I thought they did. I mean, traditionally, they like big. Because it's a big thing now with heteros to be, which they call him short kings.

It's like Abby Herbert. She's with Josh, who's like a little short king? And it's kind of like a kind of thing. Who was Dendaya with Tom Holland? Short King? Yeah. I think it's kind of cute. I don't really have that much of a preference, but traditionally.

And I think especially when you're shorter, you feel it. Like when you're shorter, I always felt it. I'm like, damn, I'm so short. Everyone is passing on me because I'm too short. I think it's an insecurity thing. I think when girls like, I need someone six foot. That was always me. My Tinder profile was definitely like if you're not about six foot, I don't want to talk to you.

But I think it's because I want to feel tiny. And so I obviously can't be with someone that's five foot three because I would feel like I would squash them. Even Moses and my met him was like 170 pounds. I'm like I'm going to crush you. Like I can't. You know what I mean? Like that's, I'm always just skinny people though. I don't know what it is.

I don't. And I don't, not usually a preference for me because I don't want to feel humongous. My goal and life, people ask me what my wake goal is like I just want to be like a little, a little smaller than Moses. That's it. I just want to be like a couple pounds smaller. That's it because you don't want to feel like you're going to crush your partner. But maybe the partner's like that. I don't know.

Maybe that's why they're into it. But I think it's an insecurity thing because I used to always like tall guys too. I mean, it was pretty tall. But like, I think you want to feel tiny. So maybe gay guys are either. Maybe they want to feel small. But isn't someone like someone has to be like the big spoon? Yeah, tea.

So I guess they just don't. They want someone even bigger. I don't know. People are. But all my tall, gay people I've dated or like just people I know. They, like, always, like, shorter. Like, I can think of a couple tall guys I've dated that were gay. And they always, like, really short men.

Because they like the tiny. They want to... I'm sorry. I guess too personal. It's just not who you would think, right? Like, usually, the larger one would be on top, me being the larger one. You know, it's not always... Or I'd be on...

Larger ones are usually on bottoms when it's gay. I'm trying to think. If you're, like, tall, they're usually... Bottoms. Can I say that? Because it's the opposite of what do you think, right? You think like a six-footer with a five-foot-two king would be given it. But I think they're taking it.

The six-foot. I know they are, actually. I have in-depth conversations about this. Interesting. Have you had that? Well, you don't have to say it when your experience. But I will say, same with me, right? Like, you would expect the big one to just be there like this and just I would be taking it or whatever way you take it.

But I like to get on top. Am I the big one or the little one? I don't even know in this relationship. I'm larger, but you're taller. So now I'm confused. Because I'm thinking gay relationship, six foot and five, two. But I don't know. Anyways, whatever.

Nobody really cares. You know when you see? So you're asking if Jake Shane's atop? Is that what you're asking? No, but you know what you see? No, I'm just saying the little ones are usually. They are. They're the thrusters?

But you know when you see sometimes dogs on the street and there's a really tall dog and there's a little one trying to jump? No, what? And get, and they just physically can't. Oh, the little ones trying to get on top of the big one. But that's kind of the challenge. Yeah. That's what I've heard, especially.

I've heard, I mean, I guess I've heard a lot of things. I've heard both. I've heard both situations. Sometimes it's the meme where it's like how you six foot two in a bottom because like you're so big. They all are. They all are. And I've been friends with so many six foot two gays. And I like, they're so hot.

You're so hot. And then like you want to date them. You want to hook up with them. And they're just like, well, you don't have anything that can. penetrate me. I'm like, well, okay. I don't know. I didn't know. I didn't know. But now I know.

That's what I'm saying. I have years of experience of going after a six but two days and just realizing it wouldn't work. But teach their own. It's offensive to, you can't ask people if they're tough. It is offensive. But I'm just saying I know from, I don't know. Or generalize. But I'm not.

Generalize but bottoms right. Because everyone's verse at the end of the day. Everyone's verse. Yeah. I try. When I'm athletic, when I'm in my Pilates era, I'm like, oh, my turn. You know what I mean? Just for a little bit.

And then I'm like, okay, I'm tired. Anyways, that's the sex conversation on that. All to say, Jake, you look great. I love the new Allo commercial. I love that brands are doing like full-blown commercials with people. Like, it's not long or just like a little, what do they call them? UGC. Oh, yeah, yeah.

It's like we're going to do a full-on production. Crew production, yeah. Like our Arby's one, like the All-O, like it's very, it looks good. They look like TV commercials. And it's always crazy because you put, like, our Arby's one, we put so much work into it's like, damn, this should be on like Hulu or something. Because it looks so nice. I don't know how good quality. And they need to do that with this Allo one.

Because it was the yacht they were on. They were shooting a commercial. That makes a lot of sense. And he did look. He did look good. Honestly, I guess at the risk of losing your audience, you should just get fit. I'm trying. I'm about to do a marathon, weightlifting competition.

I'm really into weights these days. How much are you lifting? I don't know. My trainer puts a little thing down here and there. Because I had a free sash at my gym. Like, you really should use your train. training session. I was like, because I'm trying to get like Zach Efron arms in high school musical.

Okay, worse. And so I was like, how do I get those arms? Then my place, you should like, maybe you should have a trainer you should go with. And I was like, okay, so I've done like three training sessions and I feel like I'm really into weights. I don't think I lived much. I think I'm like five blocks down. Okay. Five blocks. What does that mean?

Five holes. And then there's like the five holes down. Oh, and the plates on the machine? Yeah, I think I have five holes. Okay. Is that 50 pounds? I have no. I mean, it's different for every machine.

Like, but Lotties, I was only doing like the three pound dumbbells. But I think I'm like, because I had our film me doing like an attempt to do a pull-up. Oh, pull-up. Yeah, but I couldn't. I could even do one. So I'm going to do a little progress. I'm going to show myself like every day. My goal is to do like two pull-ups.

That's fierce. You know? For one, we do our track and field day. I think that'll be really fun. I'll say about track and field, but that's like, oh, that's why the marathon I think will be easier because then it's already like set up for us because no one has time to do the track. We'd love to. Unless you're a gym teacher, I'll put it out again.

If you're a high school gym teacher in the Kahanhoe of Valley that can set it up for us, we'll be there. Other than that, I don't think anyone has time to get it together. But I'm down to do it. Maybe you never know who's watching. Maybe there's a principal out there. It's like, come to our track meet. Yeah, you would be surprised.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I was getting at the shows and some people like, I'm a lawyer. I was like, oh my God, that's crazy. So you just never know who's watching. Did you see the fight that broke out of the Hillary Duff concert? I did. I did. Did you know that was Brooke Schofield fighting on the floor?

No. I really wanted to get you. Who said it? Who said that? I didn't see it. I just saw Brooks Schofield at the Hillary Dove concert. Was she? Yes.

And then I saw the fight happen on the floor, the Hillary Dove concert. And I was like, I'm going to spread a rumor that it was Brooks Cof. Oh, you're starting the rumor. I'm starting the rumor. Because you know she'd be getting in fights at the key of forum whenever she was a concert. What was that? Someone did start that rumor. Gracie Abrams.

And she wasn't there even, right? She was there, but a girl posted a TikTok, not a TikToker, just a girl who has a TikTok her, posted that Brooks Schofield shoved her at the Gracie Abrams, a concert like physically assaulted her and then like the evidence of other concert goers videos just kind of showed brooke like in the background not like physical so i'm like let me reheat those nachos and say brux govill who was she fighting because i saw gjig gorgeous was there i saw la demi demi was there demi lovado was there demi lavato oh just in the crowd yeah wow that was like star-studded i know i had fomo because i actually love hillary's new music and old music and really

wanted to go but you did want to go I did but that's a track and a commitment to go to arena tour yeah she's another hope core because she's another one who gives very much like me who gives just you know kind of just we're strutting on a stage we're not giving so much show performance it's giving minimal but also at maximal arena two nights in a row I was like inspiring yeah yeah she's just like jeans yes the set decorate the set decor like you know a sofa some confetti falling beach balls in the audience like that's a vibe

I love it. I love it because I'm like, wow, you really see Arias style just like running up a hill and down a hill and doing it the most. And it's just like she, and people flying in cars. Ariana getting resurrected into the top of the ceiling or whatever. And then Hillary's just like she's bopping on the sofa. I'm like, that's fair stuff. But we love it.

I love it too. As a minimal effort girly, I also appreciate that too. I do get invited and I didn't either because it is just, as I'm trying to gear up for my Malcolm's romance endeavor, I'm just like, am I going to make it? I don't know. I need like a long time to prepare. That's why I do like when I like get a ticket.

There's either like there's two cases where I get a ticket like a year in advance and I have like the mental preparation. Like cats like you got me cats like for my birthday. I had six months. I was like I know this is coming. Or like a last minute ticket. But I in my head I know I'm going to go at some point. And I'm like let me just figure out how I get that ticket later on like Olivia

Rigo. I'm like I'm going to be there. I just have to figure out how. I thought you were going with. Oh yeah. I got invited by Anna Collins. but like even when it was just announced, I was like,

I'm going to be there. Like, I know in January one of those days I'm going to be St. Olivia. I see. But I just don't have the means right this second, but I'll figure it out later on.

Yes. But a last minute invitation, like, hey, you want to come? I'm like, I needed like days to mentally prepare. I'm the same way. That was last year when MCR was in town

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My name is Peter Parker, but I'm also Spider-Man. This July, we're faced with a threat. That can be anyone. The world. may have forgotten Peter Parker. I'm just a neighbor, friendly neighbor. But he hasn't forgotten them.

Sometimes Spider-Man has to do the hard thing. That's my responsibility. Talk to Banner? I didn't know you could get that big. Spider-Man, brand-new day. In theaters, July 31st. Well, I just had a baby, but I'm kind of the same way. I'm kind of like, do I get a ticket or do I wait?

Because, like, last year, but it's kind of the rule of the universe, right? It always happens this way. It's like, it's like, when you can. can't go, you get all the invitations. But then I'm like, I'm ready to go. You're so right. I'm not going to get invited by anyone. Like last year, it was like CAA Warner Music. Like all these people, Justin Horowitz, like everyone's like, come see MCR. And now that I'm available. I don't know if I'm going to be getting, it always seems to happen. It's like, oh, now I'm available. It's kind of like tour last year. I was like, oh, come host the Grammy's Red Carpet, come host

Oscars in the show. I'm like, I'm available. I was like, nothing. So I don't know. I could just buy a ticket, which I mean I'm not opposed to. It's a Hollywood Bowl. I just think that's like a lot. Yeah, because then you've got to take a bus or something. You got to take a bus. Yes, there's a big ass mountain. There's a lot of steps. Yeah.

And I got to go, but I don't know how. Maybe someone can just like lift me up on their shoulders or something. Because I just think like that walking. I'm running a marathon. What am I talking about? Oh, yes. You're in your fitness. Yeah.

Yeah. All right. We'll figure it out. I don't know. It's coming soon. But no one knows like what exactly led to the fight. TMZ did attempt to end. investigate and reach out to like L-A-D even to get to the bottom of how this fight broke out.

But it didn't look too crazy. It didn't look too crazy. Some hair pulling. Some hair pulling. It is just like the concept of like getting into a fist fight in like a sparkly crop top while what dreams are made of is playing is kind of crazy. Oh, was here. I don't think she. She was really.

But in the TikTok, they added what dreams are made of like as the audio. And I'm like, this is funny. Some like that makes me skirt mode of concerts. You do see musicians on... Oh, is she playing? So there are musicians on the stage. What would they even be fighting about? Yeah, what's the...

I know, because it's not even like a pit situation. Like, you have a seat. Right. So what exactly could have incited this? Maybe, like, maybe she threw, like, something in the audience and they were fighting over, like, who gets to keep it? Maybe, I don't know. Oh, yeah. That scares me.

That's just scared me about concert. It's like, what do you mean? There's just, like, random fights bringing out. You know what I mean? Mary and at a Hillary Duff concert above everything else. Yeah, if you can't go to a Hillary Duff concert, where the hell can you go?

That's the last place I would think. Oh my gosh, I wonder if Hillary saw it. She must have seen it after the fact, right? She must have. It's on TMZ. If it's on TMZ, though, like someone's showing it to her. Who filmed it? Who sold it to TMZ? They didn't buy it.

It was just like someone tweeted it. Oh. Whoever was there posted the fight, which is so funny. And then it went viral on Twitter. Yeah, yeah. I think this is the concept of it being at a Hillary Dove concert. But millennials are scra.

Don't mess around with millennials. Yeah, I think we're just like sad. I think a lot of people are sad. I think it's also just like, yeah, I don't know. I'm going to say it's probably a younger millennial. I'm going to say they're like, the ones your age are usually a little more scrappier because they're kind of like not a girl, not yet a woman. They don't know what they're doing in life.

You know what I mean? They're kind of like, I'm still a kid, but I'm 32, so I'm not. You know what I mean? So real. That is your era of 30s. That is. And that's everyone like that. I'm like, okay, but you're, you're not.

32 now. So I'll like get it together. It was cute when you're 27. But yeah, that's fine though. I mean, our millennials have our own issues. Yeah. That is so funny. The cringe aspect. We're cringy. You're... I never seen, I don't think I've ever seen a real fight. I know there was also a fight at an Ariana Grande concert last week too. What? And this one was when she was singing break free specifically because you could see it was like a higher up and you could see Ariana performing break free. Oh my gosh. These people were like fighting and that was kind of fierce to me too because like the concept of fighting during break free. That's also a whole other thing.

But I guess with concerts, like it's so much anticipation, so much money. It's like you're waiting there a long time. You get the early long lines. So emotions are heightened for sure. That's true. Oh, for sure.

I'm definitely cranky whenever we're, even when we go see like a Vegas show, it's like if I'm in heels and I have to walk through the casino, I'm always cranky. I'm always like, do you want to drink? No, I just want to sit.

I just got to see. I just want to sit. Like I can be a little irritated too. Yeah. I've never seen a fight. If I saw a fight in real life, I would definitely be running. I would definitely run as fast as I could. Oh, I would be recording.

What if you get thrown into it? Fierce. I mean, depending on who, like, I had the redoubt concert, I can handle myself. You know what I mean? But with girls pulling their hair and all of a sudden they drag you in. Someone starts dragging you in. What are you going to do? It depends.

It's very situational. It depends on who my opponents are. You know, there's a lot of factors. I mean, I'm looking up and down and I'm clocking who's stepping up to the ring and then we'll see what happens. You know what you never see. now that I'm looking at you is people with glasses getting into fights. Because how does that work? It is so funny that you say that because I think about that all the time to you.

Because I'm not, I am a little conversational at times and I can get a little fierce with it. But that is a weakness of mine. I'm really easy to incapacitate because if you just like. Just take off your glasses. I'm kind of, I'm just swinging blindly. I mean, I will still be swanging for sure, but like I can't see where I'm hitting. Yeah, it's kind of not fair. It's kind of like, damn, you can't fight someone with glasses.

It's kind of like not right. Yeah. Even like if you push them in, like my nose guards are all askew. Like you could really just like, I'm kind of easy to take out. Yeah. That way. But like I'm even if I'm blinded, very Velma teas like, you know, she's kind of looking on the floor.

But that's me, but just like swinging. Jinky's wearing my glasses, but like I'm still swinging, you know. So that's kind of my tea. So we'll just don't get into fights then. Can't make any promises. If I'm, you know, at the live room, the concert at me, party like a 12 year. Luckily, all the concerts I go to are like little girls. Yeah.

I don't know if they're fighting. There's never any. Yeah, that's true. If I'm at the Madonna concert and there's other millennial gays, like that could be a whole other situation. You know what? Most millennial gays I've ever seen. I loved it. I mean, there might have been three girls there and all the rest millennial gays was Lily Allen.

She had just middle-aged gays. And I felt so safe. I felt so at home with all them. I'm like, wow, this is great. I was crazy. I love that. It's great. Because they were just all so chill.

She's another one that she's on an arena tour now. And she's like literally, she doesn't ever talk to, I think we talked about us already, but she didn't talk to the crowd at all. She's kind of like sings and vibes and like, thanks. Goes away after 55 minutes. I mean, I love it. Like, I do love it. I know people are like, they should talk to the crowd and stuff like that.

Yeah, but the whole show was a storytelling. Yeah. The whole show, she was talking to the crowd, like telling her story in a format. But even when they don't do that, some people just never talk. They just only sing. Dolly talks, but there are, there have been people I've seen where they just sing the whole time. Because hers was almost like a Broadway show. Yeah.

Like you don't break character or break out of the show. Yeah. But it was, everything was time. perfectly like cute i like your audience i mean literally was everyone we knew they were very mature they were very professional and immature we saw terence bow and yang was there ryan from c a was there it was just like everyone that i loved as like well this is very exciting it's a good crowd i like that crowd huh yeah we go to vegas shows where they're like 80 so we definitely won't be getting to fist fights there they never do fight huh like donie has been that crowd

is very nice they're always so sweet they they can get feisty though about donnie they really you think? No, everyone's been so nice to us when we go. They're always like, oh. No, not to us. Yeah. But, you know, they want the picture or to get closer to you. I mean, I've never seen a feisty fan, but we love we love it. Other tour drama is with Madison

Beer. People have been making fun of her concert prices. She's currently on tour and the tickets range from like $7 to $16 for some of her performances. Wait, why to make fun of it? That's so good. That's what I'm saying. Damn, what are you talking about? That's a deal. I know. And this day and age of

concert tickets being inaccessible. Like, let's celebrate that. Like, let's celebrate a low concert ticket. I thought you were saying the opposite. Because everyone's so mad. Everyone's so expensive. Hillary Duff, they're like, she's so expensive. Well, that's amazing.

I know. How is she touring? That's crazy. $7 tickets is insane. Yeah, she's doing big show. Like, she's doing arenas and stuff too. And, um, I think it's great. Like, she did the key of one.

And she is selling out. Like, it's not like she's playing to empty venues. Like, she's been selling out most of her things. It's kind of smart, actually. I would do that. I would do like a $7 ticket for an arena. That's kind of fun. But on Stan Twitter, it's been used against her with tweets such as,

should I see Madison Beer or go to Taco Bell? It's like, people are being so many. You're getting a show. I would go see Madison Beer. No, do both, actually. You're probably bougie enough. And there's been some articles written about her, too, from like the Daily Mail and the New York Post or whatever, making fun of her ticket prices.

But again, I think when so many ticket prices are so astronomical, let's celebrate. Yeah. I think it's like, if you can do it. I feel like some people just, like, can't do it because then you can't, like, pay. But I guess if we're doing arenas, maybe it would still be worth it. I would 100% do that. Very Deborah Vance, very, like, free show at Madison's Gore Garden, you know, just so you could say you played the Kia forum. Yeah, and there, honestly, like, no shame.

I think if you, like, say, if you are selling an arena, that's a lot of seats, obviously, there's a lot of people to come. Yeah. And if it's slower to sell, and, yeah, if you can price the tickets at something more affordable, like $16. Why the hell not? Who? And she's doing it by herself for the show? No opener? Yeah, she's like the headliner.

She's her own headliner. I'm going to do this now. That's a good idea. I wonder how you do that? I wonder if that's even possible. I'm going to ask. Do you have our $7 tickets? I feel like it could fill up an arena for $7 because it is expensive.

Like when I do my shows too, like I always realize that like it is expensive. We do a cap on prices, but to make sense the amount of people you bring and all this stuff like that. Like you do have to like charge a certain amount. But they're expensive. That's why when people come to my shows, I'm always gagged. I'm always like, damn, thanks for all much because it's not, yeah, it's not cheap to go out. $7, $16? That's pretty cheap.

I would go see anyone for that. Yeah. Because, I mean, like, who's playing in Kiev for him? Okay, so if I'm going to see Katzai there in Arena Tour, I think that ticket was like $450. So, yeah. Wow. Lady Gaga was like $3,000, I think. That was insane.

Yeah. So I'm going to go see Madison Beer when she playing. $7. She was sold out the form. She was here already. Oh, period. Period. That's insane.

So where is she playing next? She has a few days left. I think she's going to. to be like in Texas and uh in the south and like in the Midwest I think wow but Madison keep it up she's been getting a lot of like random shade though like she's had a lot of um debacles during her tour where like they're she has to like yell at their security guards at the show to like help a fan or whatever oh I have seen that yeah yeah and then someone was like oh I think it's fake I think she's just doing it for attention or whatever I'm like oh my gosh why is everyone

why is everyone on her assed all this that I don't understand well it's been like that for a while I do think it's like she is a very pretty so I feel like sometimes it's that I mean oh well yeah me personally I mean she's friends stave it over so I'm like oh other than that like I don't know maybe because she's pretty and I don't know you know she's always had one of those personalities that people don't vibe with you know what I mean like with the uh I was supposed to meet the video I finally saw the clip of the I think we talked about last hot topics of the bachelor at producer or bachelor producer it was giving that same energy when she was supposed to be the bachelor.

Yeah. I'm like, wow, he called. And I was like, well, that's crazy. And I was like, would you ever want to be the bachelor? I was like, girl, no, this is not real. It was giving that same energy. So I think she has one of those personalities that's like hard of, that people don't like that hard of vibe with, maybe too pretty. And, um, friends with David Oberg.

Probably three strikes against her. She seems nice. I don't know her, but she seems nice. I know. And she seems like, you know, she's still there. She's been doing music a long time. And Ness-A-Barrar it, too. Nessa Barrett's just like to her.

I caught it. Like people like do music and they just never stop. I know kudos. Yeah. For all she's been through, she's still singing. Yeah. I think that's fierce. I'm surprised Mass and Beer never popped off mainstream.

I'm surprised too like she hasn't had like a huge moment yet. I know people always like analyze her to figure out like what it is. Like I think branding is so important when you're like a pop, a main pop girl. Like I always use R. Larson now as an example or like King Panther. there's like once you figure out how you can be like identified like there if there's like a color palette or like symbols and you can be identified without even having your face like if i see or like a sunset and a dolphin i'm like oh this are large you know i think once you have that kind of figure it out right and the music is also good is hidden then you can be like a main pop girl and then i fear

madison kind of has like the pen-up coquette kind of aesthetic that sabrina really has right now And I, in that lane, I don't know, I think some, the branding is like a little too similar to Sabrina. Yeah. She has been compared to like Ariana a lot in the past two. So I think she's just a little too similar maybe to Ariana, a little too similar to Sabrina. But she's so talented. And she puts on a really good show, like all the clips I've seen, like she sings great, performance is great. Yeah.

Stage is great. I don't know one of her songs, though. Can you tell me a song that was like her most popular? I love Bittersweet. How's it go? So still Bittersweet. me. Baby, now I'm just bittersweet.

Okay. That was beautiful. Thank you. Don't know it. Never heard of it. I think, yeah, I feel like if she had like a Max Martin, like an Addison Ray team behind her to get some hits maybe. You know what I mean?

That's a good point. I did forget about Madison Rave at all. Yeah. Catch. Like, I don't know any songs. So they're just like not catchy songs maybe enough. Yeah, she needs like a hit. I think if she just gets like the right producer and stuff and like gets a real like

A basso. Yeah, she kind of just needs that one like breakthrough moment But you're right about the look too I think it's like so many girls look like that And she's been around for a while so she might be an originator But yeah because she has been doing like that kind of aesthetic Before Sabrina started doing it technically Like when Sabrina started doing it

Maybe like 2020 I mean with espresso really so like 203 2024 Recent Yeah compared to it Madison's been doing it for a while So oof that's always the worst when like You were doing it first but someone comes along does it better. It's like damn, that was my style. But I believe her in her. I think she can definitely

solve her moment. And she has like a hot football player boyfriend now, so she's really winning her life. Yeah, she's doing just fine. Yeah, she's doing just fine. Yeah, sold out shows and yeah, and a wag. So she's doing just fine. And I felt when Meg Stelter became a pop star, it's like, damn. That really was what I was trying to give. And she just gave better. Pretty's girl in America's easy. Yeah.

I'm the prettiest girl. Like she wears her hair like this and I felt exactly like Miss Deltram once this way come on. I was like, I'm the prettiest girl in America. I'm a prettiest girl. I love. I do love her. I was a little salty I guess that I wasn't asked to be on the remix A Pretty Girl in America

I am I love vanilla we love her I hate to say it I hate to be ridiculous I hate to say Vanilla Mace Tor on that verse I'm pretty scrawling America I fear But guess what there's room for all the pop girlies I'm sure Meg will need another feature

Maybe on Burr or another I will feature on anything anytime As we know from Twink and a Redhead I'm happy to be on any feature I was pretty strong America That would have been a bomb one to have been on But well she's probably

Probably the next one is the universe, so she's probably keeping you for a sequel. Shequel. Shequil. I love that. People didn't say that the TikTok comments, I did pretty scrawls. I did pretty scrawls in America. They're like, no, you're pretty scraw in the world. So I'm coming for you.

It'll be the universe. I think it's going to keep going. Oh, right. Is world and universe the same thing? Our world is in the universe. Our world is in the universe. What is our world? Planet Earth.

Yeah. Just one planet. But wouldn't you consider the other planets in our world? No. I would consider them in our universe. So God just created our world and who created the universe? I mean, it depends on what you believe in Mama. The Big Bang.

There's a bigger bang than God. Well, I think from my days in Catholic school, I believe they taught us God just created everything. So all the other planets as well would be in there. Well, they say God has the whole world in his hands. So the world would then be the universe. He wouldn't just have Earth and lead the other planets that he created out of it. The Catholics or Christians over there on Jupiter,

I'm sure they're saying the same thing. Do you think there's life over there? There's life somewhere. In Jupiter. I don't know if Jupiter specifically, but somewhere out there. Mars, yeah. They found like water over there or something. Something like that, yeah.

Kind of like Project Helmeri T's. You know that movie? No. Which one? What's it come? It's coming to streaming this week. Oh, okay. We can finally watch some ones that stream.

Like Obsession. I really do want to watch that. We can watch that one streams. Obsession is going to be on Peacock. Yeah. Ooh. We do have that. This week.

Is Moana out? Live action. In the production in theaters, yes. Now. It sure is. Oh, shit. Yeah, because they had, how was $95 million or something? Well.

No, it's not good. I'm sure they put a lot of money into it. Yeah, the budget was $250 million before marketing. And it was a lot of marketing. A lot of marketing. I made $43 million in North America, but yeah, probably global around $90 million. Oh, damn. So it was a, it came out around the same as Snow White with a Rachel Ziegler one if that means anything.

Damn. Those are both bops. Well, I blame Gallagodeau for that one because I was horrible a team. But I can't wait to see Moana. I'm an obsessed. That one's out. Odyssey's this weekend. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Are you going to see an IMAX? Yeah, I'm seeing an IMAX and also Dolby apparently. Twice you're going to see it. Allegedly. It's in my AMCA list. It is booked for twice. If I see it to, honestly, I do want to see it twice because the races, have me pissed off.

The races. People are so awful because Lupita Nyango is cast as, not Athena. She's playing one of the Greek gods, or goddesses, and everyone's like, she's supposed to be portrayed as, like, a white woman.

Oh, my God. And Zendaya is, like, Athena and the, like, she's supposed to be white, too. They're more mad about Lupita, because I think she's darker complexion. Jesus. It honestly pisses me off so bad that, like, you know what,

even if I hate that damn movie, I will sit through it over and over again because y'all have really pissed me off. People are so crazy. I know. What is the world? It's like insane. Is it really?

It's like it's not real. It's mythology, honey. Like none of this is really with that. Yeah. None of them existed. If it was a historical piece of fiction, you think they would look like Tom Holland, like in Zendaya,

perfectly groomed, looking gorgeous, face, snatched, eyebrows, perfect. Bush waxed. Eggs. You know that here.

You got got me with that, but period. You're so right. There was no. Shivers back then, razors. Exactly. Like, let it go. Let it go.

Like, it's so unsurious. People just love to be angry. God, that's so sad. Oh my God. I hate it. I want to see it. It does look good.

I just think that there's so many people in this cast. I'm like, oh. And everyone keeps saying it's like the movie to see. Like, it's the best movie. Yeah. The Christopher Nolan of adult. What the hell is sure. I would be as in a file just to piss off some racist.

100%. Yeah, for sure. People are weird. I know. It made me a little sick. So anyway. Is Medusa in it? you know what i have no idea but maybe i loved greek i had an era of like greek mythology that i was

like really into it for a minute did you that makes sense for you yeah six grade or you just learned about it once either fourth grade or sixth grade i had a friend who i think i love x-men growing up and greek gods kind of reminded me of x-men because they had like power oh yes and especially if they like looked fierce in like the art or whatever so my favorite was ardenous because she was like a hair laid she had a bone area and arrow very kind of separate dentees. Oh, yeah. And also the wild, like she was the goddess of the moon and wildlife.

You only like the goddess says, no gods. You were not a Zeus fan. No. It was confusing, like, who was Zeus and what? Because, you know, I would learn about Zeus Greek mythology Zeus, but then he would see Hercules and Zeus is like his dad and you're just like what? And then where do Pegasus come from? Like, all of a sudden he's with Hercules.

It does get a little confusing. Yeah. Similar names. Oh, are they separate? I think so. Like, and same names, but different, like, their goddesses or goddesses of different things. It does get a little confusing. similar language

Indora's box I don't even know which one that is I know the drag queen that's all That's giving that I think Pandora's box was in the ocean And they're like don't open it And if you open it then all is goes down was it out of the ocean

Or was Medusa in the ocean One of them were in the ocean Medusa was a cave I thought With the snakes out of the head What was the descendants had Medusa's son or something in there Do you remember? Yes

Or was that Wednesday Did somebody have like a hat? Oh my God That was Wednesday And every time they took it off It was like, they were stone. Because descendants is like villains, Disney villains.

But I think there was a Medusa and descendants too. See, that's what I'm saying. They cross colony. And I'm just like, which one is Disney? Which one is Greek? Which one is Roman? Which one is real? None of them, really.

There's no Medusa. There's only Medusa in another chapter of something because the twins gave me Medusa doll. That is a monster high. Yes. So once again, just a character that doesn't even real in people. It's probably in.

The Odyssey. I would not be surprised. Yeah, I didn't read the book. I don't really know much about it. I don't know who anyone is. Oh, you don't know anything about it? I only know it. Greek mythology, I know the horse, the Trojan horse is somehow involved because it's the

popcorn bucket. So I know the Trojan horses involved somehow. But that's also Roman in the movie Troy. Right? There was like a horse that was brought in. Brad Pitt. And it's probably like a three hour movie. It's three hours.

That's the problem because I was trying to schedule it after my hemorrhoid surgery. I was like, oh, it's 8 a.m. Let's go see a movie because we'll have like someone to watch the kids. Sit on a donut. Three hours. Oh, that's a good point. I guess I was thinking, yeah, I was going to go to my side on it. But yeah, maybe a donut of it all.

But yeah, then I saw three hours like, well, damn, that's like the whole morning. It's a lot. I'm a little scared for me, but. And I only want to see it in IMAX, but we don't really have an IMAX close to us. Thanks, Stee Me Valley is the closest IMAX. There's not one here at our favorite theater. I feel like that's how you have to see it with the water rushing. And you would love it.

It's a water movie. I'm definitely going to like it You should see it in the one The 4DX or whatever That's the one where they squirt The speed on you No thank you Yeah

And they shake you all out Have you see I think it's AI But the 5D ones where it's like The water's like rushing at you And I was like oh my god I can think it was real But I was like this must be AI I think it gets me with 4D1

No absolutely not I think Tanna said she went to go see Scary movie in 4D And she didn't know And she's like I had to leave Not because of the movie But it was like making her nauseous because it was like pushing her around, a door would slam.

It's a ride. I would love to see you do a 4DX. I have only done the Batman, the Robert Patton, one that you hate. That's the only one I've seen. And how was that? I thought it was fun because I was on that, what's it called? The bat cycle, the motorcycle thing. When it was the motorcycle scene, it was really moving and grooving.

Are you straddling it? You said they were batmobiles. Are you like, how are you moving with it? I'm in my seat, baby. But they're like moving me around. Just like this? legs crossed? Yeah, or this?

How are you sitting? I'm sitting regular schmegular, just like in a C. Just like in a C is. And they're moving you like this. Uh-huh. Oh my God. What's the weight limit on there? For me, not you.

I'm just like, how much weight can you move? Well, it's like a roller coaster. I mean, less intense than a roller coaster. But like roller coasters move fatties all the time. So I'm sure the AMC sheet is fine. They only can't move you at a roller coaster if you can't be strapped in. But you don't have to be strapped in and the 40x seats. Oh, that's what I'm sure.

saying. So, but okay. There's no butt belt. There's no seat belt. But that's what I'm saying is like, can you move? You know what I mean? Like, yeah. I think it's subtle shakes.

Yeah, something crazy. You were going like this. I mean, I was, it was like tilting. You're so skinny. And it feels like you're going fast. You know. Yeah. I wasn't.

I was doing loop to loops. I kind of want to try it. I do would be nauseous. I think I would probably have to like walk out. I wouldn't want to think squirting. It's water. I wouldn't like that. That's like the sphere too.

Never like during Wizard of Oz, the apples fall on you. I was like, how one's that? Like, that sounds awful. Like, none of that sounds good to me. But shout out to all the people who like that. That sounds like my worst nightmare, to be honest. It does not sound like a fun time at all. But I'm excited for the movies.

Odyssey and Spider-Man. And in Moana, there was a little controversy over, what's his name, Maui, Dwaynezzan-Dar-Johnson. What's his name is crazy? He doesn't have nipples. Everyone has kind of been making fun of that. Now that you know, I feel like you won't be able to unsee it because I didn't really pay attention to you there until there was a whole viral like tweet about how he doesn't have nipples. What do they do?

I think because he had a body suit, like a muscle suit or whatever. And Dwayne, the Rock Johnson got asked about like, why doesn't it now we have nipples? He says it blends into the like the tattoos or the ink on his body. Oh, okay. He's like the arioles are there. But I really zoomed into the stills, and I think they honestly just forgot to put nipples in there. Wow, they forget.

Are they trying to do nipple eraser? That's what the theory was originally, like, oh, it's because it's Disney. They don't want to put nipples in there. I hate that. They have been nipples or, yeah, there have been like shortless men in other Disney projects. So that would be random that Mawanna is where they draw the line. But look, like I'm really zoomed in.

There's no nipple. I mean, I guess I see his. his point, like, you probably couldn't see it anyways. I mean, his dark tattoos, like, was it necessary? Probably not. What is it? The skims brawl with the nips pointing out. It's like, we don't need it, I suppose. It kind of takes me

out of it. I mean, yes, it does. I mean, I wasn't going to see it anyway, but now I'm definitely not going to see it. Because why does he have no nipples? That's so weird. I feel like you got paid to hate on the movie. I feel like someone's like, because you are so against it and it's so, I'm so for it. Because I have eyes. I have eyes, so it looks horrible.

So good. It looks so good. I was like, wait, this is like giving everything that I want to see and more. And honestly, I like that there's actually no nipples because if girls can't show their nipples, neither should have men. So I'm in support of it. I guess that's what he should have said. He should have pivoted that way. And solidarity. Won some browning points. But just to say that they're there. I'm like, no, they actually are not there.

I love the... Because in the animation, he doesn't have them. So I think they were trying to stay... Oh, really? Yeah, because like, why would you animate? I'm trying to think. I'm trying to think of other ones that show chest. Tude over there, so in theory. Right. It would blend in. It could be under the tattoo.

Who else is shirtless in Disney? You said some other people are shirtless. I'm trying to think they're chest. I actually have a list in here. I love that. I found a list and article. Coim and Pocahontas. Oh, yeah.

No nips? Quasimodo and the hunchback of Notre Dame. Quasimoto and shirtless. Have visible nipples. They do. But Aladdin and Flynn Ryder do not. You're right. Aladdin is shirtless, no nipples.

They're kind of unattracting. I suppose, I guess. Yeah, if I could, if I could make a choice, I guess I would. In live action, though, like, if you're going to be bringing it to real life, they put some nips on. Yeah. Put some nips on those fake pets. Or even in that tattoo, just have that description of it, you know?

Yeah, a little circle or something. I don't know if kids are really being like, where is those nips? You know what I mean? I think it's probably fine. But valid. I mean, there's valid criticism of Moana. I don't know if the nip conversation is. It's just another thing going against it, I fear.

God, as I'm saying, I feel like there's a hate campaign that someone paid to, like, get this not, probably Christopher Nolan, so I'm going to go see the Odyssey. He's probably, let's pay influencers to hate on it. The minions are like, let's take down another. I don't know anyone talking about the minions. That's like all I see. Papui. Who is Bellomendi? You don't hear all these TikTok sounds?

That's all I got. Never seen one clip of it. Never seen one, anything of it. Well, it's doing better than Milan. I'll tell you that much, baby. That's crazy. Well, Michael just hit one billion dollars in. which is great.

I feel more people are talking about Michael. I saw it twice. I haven't seen any other movie in theaters this year, but I saw that movie twice because it was so good. I think that's why I got to go see Moana. We're going to go 5,000 times. You're into Moana, right? Yeah, I like it.

One of the movies was like. Moses's review. It was like the Moses story of the, you know, the ocean. Like the way to remember in the animation? She walks to the water and the water kind of parts in front of her and the water talks to her. I saw a little bit Moana nachos. I really like it.

The Moses nachos on Moana. Oh, so you're not mad that they took your story? No, I think the same story is told around the world. And this was a beautiful way to tell it. Well, if they ever do a live action, Moses, I'm gunning for you to get that part. I think that'd be great, especially the older Moses when you have your gray hair. You could be like the one. Yeah, I'll play the old one.

I'm here for it. For Moana? Moses and Moana. Both of those. The sequel, Moses and Mees Muana in the water. They both talk to each other. I love movies.

I love movie season. I don't like movies, I don't think. What do you mean? I don't think I like movies. Yeah, right, right. I just really wish I could. I fear I can't eat popcorn anymore. I think the two times,

you remember last time I felt nauseous? I also had popcorn that day. I had the butter noodles. And last night I had butter noodles and popcorn and got nauseous again. Is it too much butter? I fear that might be it, because I can eat pasta without the butter and then yes, I have to put it.

And any popcorn butter always makes you. I mean, from the day I met you used to go to movies, she would eat the popcorn of the butter and then she has like sharp pain. That's true. Now that you say, I didn't remember hearing a lot of, every time you would bring up stories, like I remember you said one time I had to go to the bathroom because you're eating so much butter popcorn. You're right.

Damn, that's the worst when you really love a food and you just can't eat anymore. I don't think I can anymore. I think both of those butter noodles and that, I don't like it happened anymore. Well, you with butter popcorn has been a. long yes yes yes before even a gLP one because butter noodles there's ways to make them without so much it's actually just you know more parmesan like melting that yeah so there's ways to do that okay i think it was the popcorn both nights were the culprit but we can yeah damn i love butter popcorn maybe there's something else you can put on a popcorn oh thank you i love that oil just dripping

in the butter it is kind of nasty but it is so good It's so good. I'm so sad about it. Is there any other kids' movies coming out? Oh, no, Toy Story. Did you see that one? No, I didn't see Toy Story. Is that Disney?

It's Disney Pixar. No slander really to say about that. I just didn't really capture my attention. And then Spider-Man's kind of the last big summer hurrah. Yeah. But, oh, speaking of butter, I brought a TikTok that annoyed me that I wanted to show you. Okay. That you can react to.

I love. I need to write down ones that annoy me. I swear I find so many then I forget about them. And when I look to the future, there you are. We'll find the way. Oh, I love, I love. This must be really good if you're showing me. It's just so annoying.

And I keep getting dropped off at annoying TikTokers. Me too. I feel like we're on the same one. Okay, let's see. I don't know if I've seen her, though. Oh. Hot, please. Hot?

Can a lot? And then is your honey local? I hate her. I hate her. Or is it in a syrup? I can ask the briefs. It's in a syrup. Okay.

Will you just ask if they have like a local honey or like something that's in the syrup? Yeah, I'll do right back. Thank you. Our honey syrup is literally just honey and water. Oh. Oh. Oh my God. Yeah.

Thank you for asking. No. Is the sourdough? Do you know if the sourdough is made in house? That's so much more. And what about the hash browns? Are they made in house? I can do that.

She's making her go back. They are made-in-house. Yay! I do know howling-me. I hate her. Yeah, but I have another follow-up question. Kick her out. Is the house jam?

What kind of jam is that? It's great, I believe. And that's made in house. Yes. And what about your butter? Stay in house, stay at your home. Do you know what kind of butter it is? Um, I believe it's...

I hate her and the smile that she's doing. She's being an asshole on purpose. Maybe it's I can't believe it's not butter. I'll do Howard O-O-T. He's like the toast. Yeah. Does it come with that? Yeah.

Okay. Yeah. Thank you. Will that be all for you? All right. It looks unreal. I hate it. Girl, stay home.

Why are you filming? Why are you laughing? I hate that. So that is, that has to be rage to me. That has to be rage to me. And it's like, why are you filming? Why are you asking those questions? Why don't you stay home?

Is it in house? Is it in house? Is the house? Maiden House? Baby, you know what is? Made in House? that is going into your food because I was your waiter. I support it.

I support that in that situation because you're being an asshole and you're making her go back and forth. Could you check? Could you do this? If you're that pick and it's also not, it's not even like she's saying, oh, for health reasons, oh, I can't have this and I can't. I'm allergic to this. She's literally allergic to this.

I'm like really allergic or I have like a really bad gluten thing and I'll like throw up if this doesn't happen. But she's being an asshole. She's laughing about it. I hate it so much. And I hate when people film it too. And it's like, it's like a worker. It's like someone working and it's like you're just being an asshole for no reason.

And you know you are because you're filming it. If you're like a real, I know some people who are kind of annoying when they go to arrest or older people that are not on social media. And they will be like, I can't have this. And they just like make, I don't know if they're making up where I'm allergic to this, whatever. But they're like not filming it and like being an asshole and being like let me. She knows she's doing something. That's why she's filming and putting up because otherwise people just, if you're just an annoying person like that, you're just knowing and you're not like the whole world now. So she's trying to rage me.

I don't know why. It's not like what she's ordering is like a toast with butter. Like you literally just stay at home. have your toast and butter. Sour doing butter. Have you used to watch Portlandia? Yes. So there's that one skit when they go and they get chicken.

They're like, where the chicken like raised, you know, where they rearrange or not, did they have a good life? Were they happy? And they end up going to the farm and joining a cult. And that's exactly this person. This person is already in the cult of her own mind. Are they just the Florida skit? I know.

I don't know if this girl looks like she watches. I don't know. She's that cultured. with that show, but it's annoying. I hate it. I hate it. Like, that's actually so annoying. This is why, ah, I love TikTok so much, but damn, it really made me need to be deleted

last year. Because, like, people are just being menaces to other people for all for the sake of TikTok. Like, what was the point of this? Are you making that much money at the creator fun? What is your life goal? Because you just look like an asshole. You just look awful. Like and like I don't know everything about it actually enraged me and I'm just like take those glasses off because we're about to go swing in

You know Like I am just so over it She is a functional nutrition coach and fitness instructor her bio says all things health plus wellness plus faith plus lifestyle baby Jesus wasn't being this Jesus was annoying Jesus does not love you He loves everybody else but you Nothing about her questions made sure that food is actually healthy

That's what I say, yeah. Yeah, in house doesn't mean anything. They could have used the worst materials to make your food. Yeah. Like what's it cooked in? Grease, lard butter, like, yeah. So that's why the questions were odd. So just don't go out to eat.

Yeah, it's like you're so annoying. Because there was nothing about it that was actually making sure the food is healthy. No, she was, I saw her and I hope that everybody on the internet makes a video be like, you're annoying. Don't know this? Because it goes back to like the public shaving of it all. Like, don't you feel so stupid? You should feel so stupid.

You should feel so stupid because it's, again, you're not, like, have any restrictions that you're talking about. It's not like you're lactose and you're allergic. It's just annoying and you're filming it. There's places for people that care about those things. Like, you go to a place that you know that's what they advertise. We make everything in-house. We use this material.

You don't walk into a place that doesn't advertise that. And the hero back-and-forth is crazy. Yeah, because at the end of the day, so if you're not ordering toast with butter, What are you going to order? Because if someone's like, oh, I don't know if we have that. I'll be like, it's fine. Like, don't worry about it. Like, just don't worry.

I will take it. I won't take it. Like, it doesn't matter. Like, I don't, you don't let it make someone go back and forth. Ugh. Hated it. Is she, have followers? Is she, like, influencer?

She, like, she has around 10K. So she's not, um, Sarah. What's her name? The annoying grocery store girl. What's your name? Catherine Ebbs. She's not like a Catherine Ebbs, who has like a million. Oh, I see.

Yeah. Yeah. So she's this is her way to get it, I guess. Well, girl, I don't know if this is your best way, claim to fame. But I guess congrats. You got people talking about you. How many views does it have to get her enough point? I mean, almost a million.

So I guess. I saw more discourse about it, which isn't good. If you get more discourse about it than the actual views. So true. The commentary people who are a stitch. Yes, are getting more views than you. What is that called? Mocking.

What's it called? Rishi. Yeah. What do you say? Racial. She always see that on Twitter all the time. If you, like, reply to someone, like, I might comment, Ray showed yours.

And she got ratioed. She deserved. That was, I could not even believe how. Hey, oh, my God. Don't be an asshole to servers. And if you are dealing with something like that, servers, spit in that food. Because also, how are the hash browns, like, made in house?

Like, yeah, they have the potato and then they're frying it in the kitchen. Maybe she thinks, Arita, like those red bags. Maybe they're just dumping it in the friar. But even so, that's what a lot of places, baby. Yeah, you never know. Yeah, someone could be, yeah. Stay home. It's been a lot of annoying girls lately, I fear.

Yes, agreed. It's hurt in my heart. But I mean, listen, if you're annoying and you're a menace. Just don't give them metagresses. Because they're reporting everyone. It's so true. I saw my TikTok, I got dropped off into random TikTok of, it was, okay, it was, people were very divided.

The girlies were divided. The girlies were fighting. don't like it because it's the woke girl he's fighting too everyone should be on the same page and it was very basically a girl came to the internet and was like left did you see the one with the voice memo oh that's my hot topic for patreon oh okay do we want to say whatever or because i was gonna play the voice memo we need to listen to it is it long i don't know if it's that long i think it's just a little bit of music in the background of it well we can play a little bit we should play a little bit okay and then yeah because it is it is it is

a big hot topic. I mean, the month of discourse about this. You're on this side of TikTok too. And there's so many, yeah, the opinions are. Yeah, that's not saying that people are like so, so divided. I guess my thing is, is like, what would be the point of becoming over then if we're not going to like hook up and like cuddle and like be intimate with each other? And if that's what you don't want, that's fine. But like, I think we should just like end it here then respectfully just because I,

first date that's fine like you want to get to know each other i'm all about that but like i am looking to have that physical aspect there and i don't want to continue seeing someone if i don't know if that's good if that's not there or not so up to you let me know i'm happy to um if you do if you do want me to come over i'm happy to do so we'd love to have a good time and you know we can have some wine hang out and chill but if you're not trying to hook up then like i think we should just go our separate ways. Let me know. That part was the egg, then.

Jimmy can cut the part with the music out. But was that part of his or was that on TikTok? What was the music? When they, that's how they posted it with a trending. All right. Well, we know the TikTok's opinion. It's pretty divided. What's your opinion?

It's really divided. I think the Gen Z are no, actually shade. Gen Z, we're doing a little too much. Like, honestly, millennials, we did it the right way. You know, we would just go with the flow. Go with the vibe. Like if things are getting that direction, then we sense it and then we know. Like I open on so many dates where like we would make out, we get a little touchy, and then

wouldn't hear from them again. I'm like, okay, yeah, we just weren't like physically compatible because like, but if they told me in advance, yeah, like I will go out with you, but like we need to be doing this, this and this. Also, second of all, a voice memo does not mean you have a podcast. Why is that so long? That literally was podcast length just to get that little message across. hey, like, I want to hook up, but we're not going to hook up,

then I don't want to hang out. That's all it needs to be, baby. Like, weird. Well, that's kind of where it got divided, I suppose, to your point. Because I'm so with you. I'm like, why is this a voice note? This gives me the egg. I already know the opposite side of me.

And it's the gent's ears being like, honestly, it's great that he's communicating. Yes. He's letting us know when he's setting the boundary. Girl, no, it's weird. It's creepy. It's too much. They're saying he's giving his intention. So there's no, like, leading on.

So a lot of people are like, and then the other people are like, It can't be consent because it's kind of coercion because you're giving an ultimatum. So people are, and then they're both, they're all from the woke side of the woke girlie. So they're all very much like, this is consent. This is how you do it. You're up front with it. And like, maybe it sounds like the Iqbets way to do. And the other people are like, no, it's coercion.

And you can always withdraw consent. And like you did. And she's giving him an ultimatum that you won't see him again. Like, no, what's the ultimatum that you don't see him again? Oh, wow. Let him go. Like, it was very divided. It was all over TikTok.

I think everyone needs to unite. This man is kind of crazy. Like it's kind of, he seems like a little drained. He definitely seems like a menace. It's definitely giving like obsession. If you have the one wish Willow, he'd be snapping to f***. And that's crazy. It's weird.

Like, let's just keep him moving. Like, obviously he's nuts. Like, it gives me something, I guess guys are just guys. It gives me very gay. Like, it gives me very like grinder. Like, you want to, if I'm coming over, like, I'm going to do. And it's like, no, like, maybe I just want to suck tonight. It's like, no, I'm not coming over just as suck.

Like, if I'm coming over, I'm topping. And it's like, okay, well, I don't want to do all that tonight. It's like, okay, block do you keep it moving. That's kind of the vibe that that gives. Is that what I do on Grindr? That's crazy. It's like, yeah, like, no, I'm not coming over just to suck. Like, I'm coming over to go all the way.

Well, I'm going to like that. I wish I would have known that back in my single days because that would be some of the times you would just suck. And it's like, what the hell? Like, what did I get out of this shit? Girls take note. I kind of like that, actually. I think if it's like you're a girl, gay guy. I kind of love it.

I think this guy gives me the ick. And he obviously has no game because any guy. that has some sort of swipes. Nobody has to do all that. Obviously, he's had a lot of rejection, obviously. Like, he is definitely weird, definitely red flag. I guess I can see the point of like, well, he's up front. I guess that's good.

But on the same point of that, it's like, you don't know. Like, the vibes can always change. Maybe I wasn't expecting to fuck right away. But then it's like you come over. You're like, what am you all these. So go with the flow, but also I guess I get it. I guess if you, if that's what you want. He doesn't have a flow.

There's no flow. There's no flow. Because the thing is what's so weird. about it the way he describes it is like you know and we'll cuddle and I'm like cuddle is something very specific like you cuddle with somebody that you have established emotional connection and well he doesn't know women that way because he's like well cuddle it's like well not want to cuddle with you I don't know you're stinky ass so weird the way he describes it it's like I want romance I'm like you you create romance that's not romance you don't put an ultimatum on romance and connectivity and

said romance is dead with this guy over here is he time his time is so precious that he can't spend a few dates to figure out if you are compatible with this person? Like are people standing in line and you're like... I think everyone agrees he gives the ick is what I saw. Everyone's like, okay, he's definitely gross. But it's like, but he's setting it about... Like, there were people defending him. But then the girls are like, no, you're being picked me.

So I don't think we need to defend men. I don't think we need to defend it. I think we can all agree. He's just ick and leave it at that. Be like, this is gross. Debate the semantic. The point is like he's weird. Like, that's just such a weird thing to do.

And if you send me that voice memo, I'm also putting it on the internet because that's weird. like I'm going to put it on there. It's, you know. And people are like, well, it's good. At least he did it in voicemail. Like, no, if you listen to the conversation, he did it on the first date already. He already told her on the first date that that's what he wants.

And she said she's not sure about it. So he's re-ed- So then he was trying to reiterate it. Like, dude, move on to someone else. There's a lot of women that's going to sleep with you. He did do it in person. He did bring it up to her on the first date. And I was like, it's so. You're weird. Although single Trish would have definitely banged on the first date.

So you'll find a girl out there that'll do it. And someone's going to be desperate. And that was me. Damn. You male-centered and single, you'd have been like, I honestly love and respect that you said that. Like, that is honestly so hot that you said that. Honestly, that was me. And someone's like, they were married.

I was like, wow, someone telling me the truth. I love this. So you are. Oh, my God. Girls are f*** up sometimes. So just to find one with a little trauma and they'll do it. No, I don't know. Like, honestly, like, you're weird.

You're ick. And, yeah, I don't know. People, people want to have sex with people. Like, I don't know. People don't try so hard. Guys don't try so hard. Like, you really can just. but it is giving, like, insult, like, you've never been with a woman

or you've been rejected too many times because it's actually not the hard to have sex with people. Like, it's actually very easy. I was ugly insecure my entire life and I have so much sex. It's easier to hook up than you think. So, yeah, like, on Love Island, when they get, like, physical, it's not like they're asking like, okay, like, if we're going to test our connection, like we need to, I need to have a French fry, you know? It's like, you know, they kiss and then it builds up.

Like, that's just normal human interaction. I do fear the male loneliness epidemic is really. frying some brains and making people think that they can just say what they want and like demand it and then get it and that's it's it's human connection like it's a two-way street you set the tone you set the vibe like if you want to work up to something physical like woo them you know what I mean like what happens to that what happens to that I know and guys just don't my advice to the desperate girl is out there who do like to have sex on the first day there's nothing wrong with it if you want to know I was that girl but honestly it's very rare that they do try to woo you after that most rude but that's straight people do need some kind of

grind her though. I think you need to invent her. Right. And I was that girl who I was like, I'm just down for that too. Just I wanted to say whatever. But like I wasn't. You know what I mean? So it's like, it's never like real. I don't know. He's probably following one of those male influencers that guide them how to date and what to do. There's probably somebody that put that like this is what you say. This is what you did. This is what you established. Yeah. It was just so everything about his voicemail was me, me, me, I, I, me, I. Yeah. Like, this is what you. Like. at no point he was asking or telling what he will do for her or how he make her feel comfortable or good or anything No, it's like the worst.

That's the worst guy ever. And if you want for me to come over and for me to waste my time and I'm like, this is. Yeah, it's not about you. Sex is never about you. If you're not a relationship, it is not about you. The guys that make it all about themselves, you're disgusting and gross and you make sex. Well, talk about it in my book. I really thought I was like asexual for the longest time because every guy gave me the ick and I kept like trying.

I was like, let me try. And every guy, they just care about themselves and what they can do and finish and all stuff like that. And you're like, you're actually disgusting. Actually disgusted me before I met Moses. But before my moz, I was 100% asexual. I just didn't know what that meant. I can go either way with my pivot. I guess I'll stick to men being creepy news.

Your privates are great. They are wonderful. My little transitions. There is a movie reviewer YouTuber that got canceled for his review of obsession. And I guess with obsession, it kind of is like a litmus. tests, I guess, on like, if guys are creepy or not by their interpretation of it is kind of what I've realized since it's become such a phenomenon. So, um, his name is Alex Myers. He's a really popular, like, movie reviewer on YouTube. And he posted a review of obsession. And he made it clear

from the jump, like, he had a disclaimer that's going to be like, I am going to have a, a, a, an unpopular take on the movie obsession, whatever. And in his review, he was a, and in his view. He makes a lot of weird remarks. First of all, he talks about like the main character, Nikki describes her as basically like he calls her a Latina mommy over and over and over again. So he sexualizes her. Oh.

Call her Latina mommy. Basically like is a little, a bit of a micro-question by saying like Latinos are crazy. Yeah. Oh, I see. Is she Latina? That's the kind of the thing too. Indy never ready is half Mexican, but like that never plays into the story. Into the story.

Like I didn't know she was half Mexican. until I saw a review where she was reviewing food. So it's kind of just like he brought that in. Is he white? He's a white dude. He's straight. A divorced guy too. How old is he?

He's not that old, actually. Let me see it. Divorced white male under the age of 40 already sounds a little. He just turned 38. Oh, it's a torus. What day? May 17th, 1988. We're too close.

I don't like it. Yes. But so that was like just the beginning of the review too. So before he even gets too much into it, he's already like sexualizing her and calling her like the crazy crystal Latina mommy because there's like a scene where she says, oh, I dropped my crystal necklace. So there's like a lot of weird projection. Yeah. And then the way that he talks about Bear, who is essentially the nice guy who turned into the villain. Yeah, very that.

He talks about him in a way like that puts parallels between himself. and there. And the way that he talks about him is like, no, like he really is like a nice guy. He didn't have the intent to basically hold Nikki captive and take away her autonomy. Like it just kind of happened. So he kind of talks in his review, he goes around even like the, the S.A. scene where she doesn't consent to having sex with him. He doesn't even acknowledge that scene. But he just kind of like paints there to be more of a victim of circumstance instead of like the villain.

and then he compares it to like Disney Channel movies where like, you know, the girl makes a wish for the guy to fall in love with him. And I'm like, it's so different. It's so not. And he keeps comparing it's like a rom-com or something too. I mean, I can see the logic, I suppose, a little bit, but I don't know if they're like having sex with anybody

that they wish to fall in love with. Yeah. And he ended up getting, he ended up privating the video. But before that, it got like over 14,000 comments of people just being like, this is a weird take. This is not it. None of this makes sense.

He deleted. He ended up privating the video. Before that, though, he posted, he wrote a comment saying, like, you guys are just as bad as the people I was talking about here who aren't able to look at the movie with nuance, et cetera, et cetera. And then once that comment didn't get a good review, he ended up posting a five-minute apology video. Oh, my gosh. And then that didn't get a good review either. So then he ended up privating both the obsession movie review and his apology. How many views was he getting?

Was it a lot? the it got like over 500k wow and it's just on YouTube is he is a creator or he just like randomly posted he's a creator that's his thing is like he reviews movies and he does it like he's a real guy but he has like a little cartoon little cartoon of him like do the reviewing

basically oh so you don't see him no you don't even see him like his face is out there like on his social media but what's he look like just like a normal white guy just a regular it's always them yeah I mean, you can see here, it's just average-looking white guy. But it is so interesting because he went into it too with like so self-assured and so like, yeah, I'm going to have a hot take on the movie. But I don't care what you snowflakes think about it. And then all that just to go in private it.

But yeah. I guess you cared. And just such a weird like litmus test of like guys who understand consent and everything. I think like because bear. as like the nice guy. I'm actually afraid for you. I'm going to love Santana Marie also because I feel like I'm scared of what you two brand save girls will think of the film after he got canceled for it.

I know I want to watch. I'm going to watch as soon as his dreams. I know. You know me. I'm definitely going to be like, I get it. I know. I do fear about you and Tanna's review of the film. Like we're all crazy girls.

We're all little crazy. I'm going to have to review that before it's published anywhere. For real. Because like it is a little concerned that like I think. because it's not so like obvious or in your face like he he seems nice there seems like a nice guy awkward he's like cute like the actor plays him is cute like attractive just like nerve nervy anxious uncomfortable yeah so we love him we're like you're cutie exactly he got the girl uh-huh and then you kind of see you know he didn't know that this thing was gonna make her Nikki like fall in love

with them and like lose her autonomy and everything but you find out he once he does discover that he does nothing to change it. And he's also like so neutral. Like he doesn't choose to do anything bad, but he chooses nothing. Like he finds out that she's like being tortured and he chooses nothing. Like he doesn't act at all. So he ends up being the villain by just being like neutral and like a loser. But what is he going to do? He had like the opportunity to like, kill her and be a murderer. No, he was supposed to like undo the wish or whatever like there was. Oh, he did have the opportunity. Well, once he learns about it, he's trying to figure out like, oh, I want to change it. I just want to change it. so she can still love me, just not be so in love with me.

Right. And then, so he's trying to, like, find a workaround. He knows that. Oh, he tried. He knows that, but he tried to make it for him. Like, he wants it so, like, she's in love with him, but, like, he can be a normal, a normal couple. Well, how do you know that? Maybe he's trying to do it for her, too.

No, because he says, like, I want to be with her. I just want her to be, like, normal. Like, he wants her to be in love with her a normal amount. Right, because he didn't know what the spell was going to be. So he's like, well, but maybe for her too. Okay, see, this is exactly what you and Alex Meyer. Try. I could cancel too.

You're going down with Alex Myers, baby. That's exactly what I fear. Well, I haven't seen the movie, but I'm trying to be, like, lawyer over here. Like, just being like, well, he did try, I guess. I don't know. I haven't seen it. He had the concept of a thought, but he just didn't. I do want to see it.

I do love movies about obsession, literally. But I do love, like, a misery or something like that. So I'm in the weekend movies, Genere Take. I like that one, too. See, I will see what you think about it. But we're going to watch it. Yeah, it is so funny that he was, like, just so. Well, roughly so.

Yeah. Also, when you're a man to start out with, like, I don't care what any of you snowflakes. It's not even, like, giving some sort of like, oh, in his defense, you know, like, trying. It was just like, just like, you already know you're going to be an asshole. And any criticism, like, he eventually did say, yeah, he did do, like bad things. But, like, he always had, like a qualifier kind of like you just did. But, like, but he always had, like, one of those in there. And it was, like, very nonsensical.

I think, too, like, yeah, the POV of, like, a man saying all this. But, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I didn't expect obsession. Like, I don't know. I'm like, oh, this makes sense. And then I've seen some interpretations.

And I'm like, I am scared about media literacy. I truly am. That is just the world we live in. Honestly, it's just, I'm scared of men and the human race because they all are, I'm sure more people that aren't even vocal are like, no, I actually understand it. Like, I would actually do that too. They probably would love that. It's giving, don't worry, darling, too.

I'm sure a lot of men would just be like, I love this. So true. Yeah. And it's like, that is the world we live in and that's what's scary. And what do they say? Not all men, but always a man. And it always is. look at these reviewers. They're all men.

And then my for my last trick, my new, my new saying. I like me saying. I'm interested to know your thoughts as a content creator who also announced the relationship. Okay, so Ludwig and Kitty Cinderella got engaged. Congrats. But Ludwig

posted his video, his YouTube video about it, not on his main channel, but his second channel. Right? I was like, wait. I don't know. That's giving Twitter notes to announce it. It's like, I'm doing a full proposal photo shoot and you're going to just do a little Instagram shoot but then he like his

YouTube video on it was like wait why isn't this on your main channel like it's on his second channel I'm like wait this is huge worried about does he even sells that follow him I feel like though it's like that group of people it's the bears it's this guy it's all of it you know what I mean a little bit like bear but that's that's what I'm saying and you know that guy that we just talked about he's following Ludwig for sure um I like her but it's just it cracked me up I was like wait why is it on the second channel it's giving David Doberks apology on the, not even the views channel, like his second channel too, like Dave or Doperk too. And it's like, no, no, no, like put me on the main.

This is like life-changing news. And did she post about it? QT, was she streaming about it? She posted on Instagram. I don't know if she posted a YouTube video about it or anything. Absolutely not. I should definitely go on that main channel for sure. That's what I'm thinking.

Like you didn't even get on Moses cooking. You got on like the what other channel. Then you're, no, it's a main one back then would have been channel water. Okay, okay, T. I didn't get a proposal video on channel water. There was no mention of me on Channel Water and he was posting actively on there and never once was it like I'm in a new relationship Here's the video about love today. I never got a shout out But the difference is I wasn't a YouTuber still not do you were

You were channel water once a week you were on there once a week posting Yeah, but that's not of being a YouTuber What do you mean? What is the definition of a YouTuber? YouTube is somebody that shares their personal life Like they are they are the person the person is the channel No that is not true at all You could have been about mathematics could be about anything.

You think Babbage is telling us what his face looks like and who he's married to? No, Babbage is his hands cooking. Like, that's it, but he's a YouTuber. But. Exactly. When people, when people, when people, when people, when people, when people, when people, they usually want it to be a person. If you're posting on YouTube, you're a YouTuber.

There's lifestyle YouTubers. There's bloggers. You think Dream is talking about his mom that he lives with? No, it's like, you know, people are just, I think it's, I think you were a YouTuber. But if in, so you're on all your social media, you share your personal life. If I never share my personal life, then what... Well, now's the time when you're engaged, because now you're sharing your personal life. But it has nothing to do with the channel. But now you're posting about me.

We can incorporate water. I watched... Exactly. I found my other water being in this world. And that is the meaning of life. Two drops, you know, like, there's something there. Yes. I could have been metaphorically, symbolically put into there somehow. Well, you have, but not on the channel. Well, I want to be on the channel. I don't want to be on Moses-Hackman cooking videos. I want to be on... video video for channel water i got to be on the srmr channel i didn't get to be on channel water

which is your original channel exactly anything else i did all the water drop with you want to know it's been taken he's like i'm sorry guys but when people ask on channel water why i stopped posting i told them why and you're the reason well can you post a final video saying that you know people come back and they're like hey guys i know it's been a couple years yes that's your time to make return maybe when my hair is the same length it was on those videos i will it is the same length now then it'll be like people won't feel like time has passed Unless it's grayer, it's going to be silver by the time that happens. All right.

Honestly, main channel. Give me that main channel proposal. That's what I'm saying, Ludwig. Let's like, upload it again. Upload it again. Or collab, collab between the two channels. Ah, you can clap post now. You're right.

Come on. I solved this problem for him. Yeah. Do you have anything to say about it? Did she do a little tweet? Hey guys, don't worry about it. She should wrote to that. I need to know her.

I need to know her opinions on it. We can reach out for a statement. You know girls always defend their man, though. They're like, guys, I don't even want it on the main. channel. Like it's not that serious. It's private. You know what I mean? She makes fun of them a lot. So I feel like maybe she would make some kind of joke. I feel like she probably doesn't care that much. But you

care. Come on. You care. I care. I care for you. I care that I'm not on channel water. I think about it. I was like, wait, actually. Because your vow to me was water. Are you listening? He's literally being at his phone. Literally checked out. And that vow could go on channel water because you

were talking about water. Or was that me talking about water? Maybe I was talking about water. Put that on channel either way. Either way. I can go on the channel. All right, guys, another episode has wrapped. I love you. What a great episode this was. This was great. This was perfect.

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