Just Trish - Just Trish Episode for Jul 21, 2026
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Choice of On.
just leaked his own Finsta, I think, because he's marketing his new album.
But then on his fintz, he's back with his ex-Jacob Bixman, too.
And I'm like, you guys, just like a hot model.
That looks kind of like Troy.
Connor Franta.
Then I care.
That should be the get back together.
Wait.
Because who cares about Jim Brixman?
It's like, we want Connor Pranta.
Welcome to the Just Trish podcast.
We all all have been up since the Crack of Dawn.
Crack of Dawn?
Crack.
Crack.
Yes.
Say crack again.
We have been up since the, I guess the ass crack of dawn is the real phrase, but I don't know.
Maybe that's not appropriate to say, but we have been up since the crack of a dozen.
Oh, bleep it.
Can you not say that?
I think again, but we should bleep, I guess.
I don't know.
I don't swear who I might even swear.
We have been up.
We have been busy.
We have been caffeinated.
We have been excited for today.
This is a very exciting episode.
And big announcement.
Talk about Halloween in July.
We're having Christmas in July.
right. Trishmas tickets are on sale this Friday, but guess what? You can get them today right now,
Tuesday, July 21st because I chose to do an artist pre-sale. I don't know why I'm like,
I don't want to do an artist pre-sale. I'm going to do an artist pre-sale. If you are
watching this, you can use code just Trish to get it today. Those tickets, okay, they are hot.
They're able today. Tomorrow will be local pre-sale for all the local ticket places,
and then Friday will be the one. Okay, let me tell you where we're going on Trishman,
2026. Okay, let me tell you where you're going. Are you ready? Are you ready?
we're going to Florida.
Whoa.
It might as well just be a Trishman's Florida
because four of the six states is in Florida.
We are doing a Florida round
because after a while,
people kind of get sick of you in the same locations.
Like, I think you've exhausted your markets.
I don't think L.A. cares about you anymore, Tresh.
Who cares about you now?
I don't know. Maybe Florida.
Because every time I go anywhere, Atlanta, New York, Boston,
like, I came all the way from Florida.
I know you'll never go.
Florida, here's your chance.
I'm going to Jacksonville, St. Peter.
Petersburg, Orlando, and Fort Lauderdale.
Love all those places.
Love all them.
Keep the Malgators away from me.
You won't see me hanging around the beaches,
but I will be at a local theater near you in Florida,
and I'm very excited.
I'm trying to go to Disney World.
You know what I mean?
I'm trying to go to Disney World,
and I was like, let's just do Florida while we're there.
So I'm happy to be coming to you.
I am happy to be coming to you because, like,
you just, you got to life is what you make it.
You know what I mean?
You could be like, oh my gosh, I hate Florida.
It feels weird.
feels this.
Yeah, I mark it to those Floridians.
I'm changing it around though.
I'm like, no.
You know what?
I love Florida, actually.
I love Florida.
My kids are going to love Florida.
We love Florida, actually.
And a lot of good things come from Florida.
We got Bert Reynolds.
He was from Jupiter, Florida.
Okay.
Disney World.
Floorida?
Is he from Florida?
Oh, that would make sense.
Yeah.
See? That makes sense.
I would assume.
Me and Floridaida, maybe he'll be a surprise.
He will not be a surprise.
Maybe if he wants to be.
We will think of so many oranges, Florida oranges.
Period. Yeah, yeah.
There's more, I'm sure.
I'm sure.
I feel like is Alex Earl from Florida?
She lived down there in a Miami penthouse.
We're not going to Miami, but yeah.
Yeah, I know.
When I asked for hot topics on my Instagram,
I remember I was like, talk about Alex Earl's alleged BBL.
And I'm like, does she have?
I didn't know there was allegations.
I was looking into this as well.
Oh, you were?
Okay, so that's...
Me replying that.
No, I had no idea.
But I was investigating on my own accord, actually, the Alex Earle BBL allegations.
Oh, wait.
So you knew about that?
I heard a lot of discourse around Alex Earle's ass.
What?
I don't know where I've been.
I love an Alexer.
I'm seated for her, but...
The gag is her fans are offended that people are speculating if she got a BBL for
some reason as if it's like the most offensive thing in the world but she looks uh her lady lumps
look a little bigger than they did at um was it miami swim week or wherever she did that fashion
job oh she where'd you see it was it in a swimsuit yeah uh on her ticot she know she'd be yeah
she posted some ticot and i think when she was on maybe the alo vacation or the yacht well maybe
she's just squatting good you know in a month had her she she could be glute maxing for sure she
definitely could be gloomaxing, but yeah, you do have to lift pretty heavy.
You never know.
You never know.
You never know.
Being really good.
The speculation, allegedly, is that there's these, God, I forget what it's called.
There's like these injections.
It begins with the A.
It's like alleleo, something.
Allio injections.
I've never heard of that for your butt.
Oh, and aloe clay?
I've never heard of that ever.
It says it's a minimally invasive non-surgical butt enhancement that uses
sterilized processed donor fat cells because that girl don't have her own.
No, me donating my fat
So Alex Earl can have a fatter ass
It's crazy, but I would do it
I would too
Let us know, girl
We'll be like Selena Gomez and her friend in the bed
Just be like here is my fat
And then we'll be bonded for life
And then Alex Earl ignores me
It doesn't come on the podcast
I'm like girl I gave you my fat
What the hell
That I could totally see it
It would be an honor
Yes for real
To have your fat in Alexeril's butt
Would be everything actually
If anyone any other influencers
Are needing some fat
I mean, you have to be approved.
James Charles,
ask for your fat, you're going to give it to him.
You have to be approved.
There will be some discretion.
Yes, I think almost anyone else, but maybe not James Charles.
Yeah, T.
Like, I will gladly give you a song.
Yeah, Alex will be fierce.
For the right prize.
You know, it's premium.
It's premium fat.
We've been growing for a while.
So we can't just hand it away.
It's a good kind of fat.
I'll give you mine for free because it would just be an honor to be a piece of that sculpture.
A piece of that art.
That she is.
You think so?
you think yes I would assume I mean she's obviously gotten other work done before like injectables
like her Botox and her lips and stuff done so I don't think it's the craziest oh yeah her boobs
pretty honest though I feel like she would tell us if she did I feel like or you think she's waiting
maybe she's wait for the damn show I'm sure you know and everything she got to put in that damn show
she's saving all the secret for the show I remember last time I was like I don't care anymore but you know
I'm gonna care I like Alex girl I mean I think she is like the the beauty we see in every decade like
the Pamela Anderson stuff like that.
So it's like, you know, after a while,
I was like, okay, how many of these beautiful blonde girls
can we have?
But I'm seated for a beautiful blonde girl, I guess.
Yeah, she seems like sweet enough.
She's just like not my kind of girl personally
because she is just like gorgeous and pretty cookie cutter.
And I know she tries to shake the table a little bit
with spilling her dating life tea with her get ready with me.
But like in her brand is like hot mess, but it could be messier.
I think she's like.
For being hot mess, like she's pretty clean.
That's what I think too.
I love hot mess.
I think that's such a good brand, but more for like a Tana or something.
Or a me, you know what I mean?
Yeah, so as someone who loves a hot mess, I'm like, I don't know if that's her.
She's just more clean girl pretty.
Yeah, T.
Like there's definitely messier blondes out there.
Yeah.
Because before, I guess she's trying to live up to her name maybe.
Because I was like before the podcast, because she was, she joined the Unwell Network and she wasn't messy at all.
She was very opposite of that, right?
she had no mess.
Yeah.
I didn't really know much about it, to be honest,
until the podcast T.
I think the fallout is when I first started hearing about her.
Right.
And then...
The interest peaked a little.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And then with Dancing with the Stars, obviously,
I was pretty tuned in for her, but...
I really got to get on that show.
That really changes everything.
It really changes your trajectory, yeah.
How do we do that?
Well, the good news is that,
allegedly Peacock has an exclusive.
deal with the Love Island cast, so they're not, allegedly not allowed to be on dancing
with the stars this first year.
So that means Ezra can't get Kenzie.
So there's another clammer that Ezra Sosa can be dancing with in the ballroom.
So you still have a shot, I think.
I'm a clam, extraordinary.
I would like to think I'd have a shot.
I haven't heard anything, though.
I feel like I would hear some talk, some murmuring, some something.
There's none.
There's no murmurings.
There's nothing.
But I really do feel like that is the platform you go on.
Watch Jake Shane be on it or something.
I know.
Now that you say it, now that you say it, it's happening.
I fear.
I fear.
And I love him, but like, why can't it be me?
I share the opportunities, you know, yeah.
He is just everywhere.
Oh, my God.
Did you watch the Jay Sheddy?
He was up.
Remember the last time?
I think he's on Jay Saturday.
No one could find it, but he was on it.
I realize now Jay Shetty is on Netflix.
So that's why I couldn't find it on YouTube.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, same with the Millie Bobby Brown one.
So, yeah, Jake Shane and Millie were on it,
but the Netflix edition.
yes he was talking about
the vanity fair is that the one the party he hosted
and he was just like
he said it was like a
it was rough wait did I finish
oh you're my Florida plugs
before I go back to check that I went up
not just Florida I thought it was a Florida
exclusive Trishmas tour
it almost was I was like can we add something
we have to shoot shows in Niagara Falls
if you want to come see us in Niagara Falls
which sounds fun and and who lives
in Niagara Falls. Does anyone live up there? I don't know.
I'm sure. Canada, people can come down.
New York can go up.
We're going to be at a casino. I love casino shows.
We're going to be at a Niagara Falls casino.
And then we're going to go at the Oceans Casino, which I love
in Atlantic City. We were there, airs of Trish two nights in a row.
And they treat me like, I'm freaking Mariah Carey there. I love it.
I love the venue. I love the people.
They have really good food. So we'll see there.
Okay, sorry. So see me at Trishmas.
Get your tickets today.
Back to Jake Shane.
feeling. He said it was he actually it actually hurt him the criticism that he received.
I mean, I would think so. Everyone's telling you that you're an entitled flop. You can't ask a
I am a good question. You hate women. I would assume that would hurt your feelings a little bit.
But I feel like he knows his schick and the question he asked was provocative and to be quote unquote
annoying. I think he knows his stick, right? If someone's like, Trish is a dumb bitch, I'd be like,
yeah, that's the schicka that I would probably put out in that setting. But I think for him, he
so brand friendly, so marketable.
He's like trying to be the, I mean, he is like the podcast destination.
I feel like it's him and Brittany Brosky and Quinn individually.
Like they're part of the press stores.
So like, yeah, it's like silly and unsurious, but you still don't want to be the offensive,
I think.
I think for Jake Shane, like you want to be funny and cutesy and relatable, but you don't
want to like purposely offend.
Oh.
So I think he was trying to be like silly.
and like dumb kind of,
but not in a way that was, like, offensive to mothers.
But he didn't do an apology, right?
There was no apology.
I feel like if that was like, he should have been like,
I really feel bad about that.
Instead of, I felt stupid.
You know, I felt bad for myself.
It should be like, no, that was the wrong thing to say.
But he's one, like, you keep it moving.
He also, like, publicists down that are probably like,
just don't acknowledge it, just keep him moving.
Because he was still posting, like, silly little TikToks,
not acknowledging it for the long time.
No, but I mean, on the Jay Shetty podcast,
because they talked about it.
So like why would that be the time to be like, I, yes, reflecting it was a bad thing.
I apologize to Julie Fox and all mothers.
I guess so.
I guess you're making a good point.
You know?
Yeah, if he didn't apologize then.
Or does not address it.
But the fact that he addressed it was like, yeah, it was a really hard time for me.
And I was like, well, granted, I'm sure it was like you said.
But also I think at that point then you have to, it's like when Dr. Drew was here.
And I could say everything but an apology.
And Dr. Julie, how about just apologize?
Yeah.
That's probably a good idea to start there.
You know what I mean?
That's Dr. Drew advice, not me advice.
But maybe he was like, it was a joke and y'all are too sensitive, but just didn't want to say that, you know.
That's what I was giving.
Jay Shetty really is the it.
He's really getting the influencers now.
I'm really determined to get on there at podcast somehow with my book.
I think you can do it.
I really would like to.
I really feel like he's like a dancing with the star is equivalent where you just like go on there a few years.
It's almost like a new, maybe not.
I'm like a new caller daddy or maybe caller daddy is more influential.
I don't know what's new.
But I feel like Jay Shuddy is like the new one everyone's going on.
I think if you want to add some like depth to your brand,
and you want to, you know, get real and personal,
that's the platform for it.
Because, I mean, Millie Bobby Brown,
she was doing the whole press store for Nola Holmes
and being, like, so insurious the whole time.
But then on Jay Shetty, she goes and she talks about,
like, her PTSD that she had for, like, six months
and how, like, she was locked up in her home
and she, like, had to go to therapy.
Who locked her up?
She, I forgot what she said, what, like, caused it.
Oh, my gosh.
She had, like, a really bad, like, encounter.
Fan encounter?
I think it was a fan encounter.
Hold, let me check those.
Oh, I need to watch.
It on Netflix.
Elfo, watch it.
Yeah, she had a panic attack for three, for, it lasted for three months.
Oh, three months?
Uh-huh.
She was being chased by an unknown individual.
And it, she had like PTSD and she literally had a three-month long panic attack.
And she ended up healing herself by staying with monks in Japan and like meditating with them.
Oh, yeah, that would be to do it.
Yeah.
So she's had this whole, like, silly press tour.
And then like the J-Shed show.
one she's dropping these like big bomb that like no one ever knew so yeah some monks I have some monk
lore I do I actually have monk lore it's really close to here uh I think it's St. Francis monks uh I think it's in
Sammy Valley or maybe a little further north if I have monk lore I was gonna say he's a former monk
and I have so many yeah I have so many I have some lore um about how I was I was pretty close to the
monastery yeah I'm a female but I was about to anyways
That's the whole thing for Chase.
I need to unpack.
And I'm down to do it.
But that's so sad.
That's so scary.
How do you have, what is a panic?
What defines a panic attack?
How do you have one for three months?
I totally believe it.
But like, does that mean panic attacks?
Like, what does that look like?
I'm trying to think.
I've had panic attacks.
I guess maybe.
I'm sure it's not a constant state of panic, but probably a reoccurring.
Yeah, like very frequently.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, gosh.
You're constantly triggered.
Well, that's, uh, good.
good, that's what I always say, though, is the meditation.
I do think meditation helps.
I was kind of like a monk for a while.
I guess, yeah, like if you're really, I mean, I don't know.
I'm not a doctor.
I'm not sure to either, but I do think, or a monk or any of it.
But I do think meditation works.
I said that today, I did five things worth my time today because.
I love the reparation tour for the five things trend TikTok.
I love that you've just been doing five, five things for everything.
Five things, not worth it.
Five things worth it.
Five things not worth your time.
Five things I love.
Five things I forgot to mention last time.
Five things I forgot.
Mostly going to do five things for your kitchen.
We're just going to just spam it.
Reclaim it, yeah.
Yeah, just push it down.
And five things worth your time.
One of them is meditating.
It is worth your time you think it's not.
And everything revolved around meditating.
Then I was like, oh, going to the gym doing Pilates,
which is kind of meditation.
It is.
It is.
In and out drive-through.
Sometimes you don't get reception at ours.
You don't get reception.
So what do you do?
You just sit there and have no thoughts in your mind.
And it's like a whole of it revolved around.
meditation. Me and Millie Bob Brown have that in common.
So I love that. I love that she said that.
Well, I guess I'll do Flopcast first and then I'll go on Jay Shuddy because I didn't promise my first interview to Flopcast when my book comes out.
That's fair. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
All right. We're locked in for those.
How was your weekends?
People want to know more about you. I was literally like, what should we talk about hot topics?
Like, just more about you guys. And I was like, okay, let me ask Oscar, last time.
I was like, what's your birthday? You're like, that's it.
That was it. It was one minute. You're like, I can't wait to watch love as Island.
I know T. I was supposed to meet up with Justin Horowitz, who works with Hillary Duff and stuff.
And then Andrew Muscarella is staying with him.
RIP to that podcast. It's over.
Is it?
Yes. Or pause. It's on hold.
Hiatus.
Those damn hiatus is.
Inefinite hiatus, though. They don't know what it's happening.
Yes. We loved them, though.
I didn't know that was happening.
Yeah, it was very sad.
Oh my God. Okay. So that explains why he's here.
He's starting his own.
Daryon thought that he had the parasites.
So. Daryan had the parasite or Andrew?
Darian thought that he had the parasite
So I'd be like, y'all, I am so sorry
I'm never going to beat these flake allations
But I have to take him to urgent care
He just had a regular shmangular food poisoning
Though, so like let's celebrate that, I suppose.
From where?
So he went on a little bit of a bender
Because Darian's friends were in town this weekend
So they had like the LA day of like
Salads and juice and cattle and like avocado toast
So who knows?
Somewhere in the WeHo area
It took them down
Go figure.
That makes sense.
I did see Tanna
was also in the hospital this weekend.
I was like, are you okay?
I was beside a scare girl.
Oh, is that what it was?
How do you know?
I read her caption.
I was so it too.
It was just right.
Mercury retrograde.
Yeah, it is.
It's kind for everybody.
Well, she did send me a text back because I was,
girl, are you okay?
Let's see.
Let me see the text.
Official statement.
Official statement.
Because I was like, girl, are you okay.
I actually was scared because I feel like,
you know, when you actually are in the hospital.
It's like, oh my gosh.
She was in that bed.
Yeah.
You know what, though, I do it too.
I remember when I had a mental breakdown
and I went to Cedar Sine.
Actually, it was an overdose.
I remember I took a selfie
because I'm like, you know what?
I don't know who's going to believe me, really.
That's true.
You know?
You got to put that in there
and I still have that picture.
I think it made the book.
Oh, yeah, she thought the appendix was bursting
and she was there eight hours in pain.
Oh, yeah.
And she said the retrograde is fierce.
In the end, I pulled a muscle question more.
I think from running.
That's the official statement.
She is getting ready for the marathon.
She is getting, I can't send you and Jimmy the link.
She's doing the marathon with us, too.
We're all doing the marathon.
I'm going to send you guys the link,
and I'm very excited because she said she's been running too,
and I was like, oh my God, I love this for us.
So she is determined.
I'm sure she's going to ask Paige and Amar.
I'm sure it's going to be a whole thing.
Oh, I love that.
We're going to have 100 people, which is great.
It's going to be like 1,000 people.
There's going to be so many people.
Well, especially with Tamara.
Maybe not if she pulled her muscle, though.
The girl's got a stretch.
Y'all, stretch before running.
Yes.
Add that your next five things.
You can add stretching.
Oh, my God.
That's a good idea.
I actually do stretch before I run
because I am just cracking all the time.
My bones are always cracking knees.
Yeah, so you definitely have to stretch.
That's a good one for sure.
Yes.
But so he did not have the parasite.
No parasite.
Just a food poisoning moment.
Came and went pretty quickly.
So let's celebrate that.
Did they go to the Abby?
No, thank God.
Otherwise, I fear I never would have seen him again.
He's so little.
He probably just get swooped up, you know.
So little is crazy.
He is.
So he's recovered.
He has recovered.
So he didn't see Justin.
No.
So it was just,
I worked Saturday and then I was, you know, nurturing him back to health on Sunday.
And that was, that was that was that.
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That was a Thursday at Thursday Feets was the Odyssey.
We'll go see.
You know, it was a film.
Actually, I liked it.
I liked it more than Darien surprisingly.
And I didn't really know he was like an Odyssey buff.
Like we got out of that AMC.
We were going down the escalator and he was listing all the inaccuracies.
He's like the cows were the wrong color.
This was wrong.
This was wrong.
Yeah.
Oh, no.
When you know too much, it can ruin it.
Yeah.
Right.
And he loves Greek.
Mind you, in six years,
has not really talked about that much.
I don't know where this came from.
Very Moses-Coder when when he just says something.
Eli.
I was like, when did you do that?
What was I?
Yeah.
I love that, though.
That's the best part is you never,
something surprises you every single week.
Yes, you're never done learning about your loved one.
That part.
We feel like we've talked too much.
We know too much about it's like, no, every day I'm learning something new.
You have the right part or you'll learn something new every day.
Very true.
I'm kind of upset I didn't see it in 40X because I keep seeing TikToks of the 40X experience.
And there's like this one scene where, whatever, Odyssey Man, Odysseus, is in the bow.
Who's that Darius?
Who plays him?
Matt Damon.
He's the main one.
Yeah.
I'm not going to see it now.
I didn't know he was in it.
Oh, what's your beat with Matt Damon?
I hate that.
Talk about like, okay, now we're talking about like the blondes.
They're all like cookie cutter.
It's like Matt Damon could be Ben Affleck.
Do you know what I mean?
Yeah.
Mark Wall, like all kind of the same.
Like Mark Wahlberg, Ben Afflegg,
Matt Damon, other
white guys from the era.
Red Pick kind of falls in that kind of.
They all kind of like are like you're all the same.
I do agree with you there.
Like the Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt, Matt Damon, Ben Affleck.
They're all kind of the same person to me.
At least Tom Cruise is a little crazy, a little something.
Yeah.
But yeah, Matt Damon gives us nothing.
I don't really know that much about him.
He always plays those roles.
He does.
Like a strong singular role.
Yeah.
Do you say white person?
one person like he's always
he's just him I would hope a white person
imagine he's playing a black person I would like
oh whatever Johnny Jr.
Yeah traffic thunder it is giving that
bring that back up but whatever
I mean that's what I'm saying it happens
because he also said he was supposed to play a blue person
in Avatar he's like I was also supposed to be the lead in Avatar
I was like oh okay random that also makes sense
because that guy in Avatar could also be any other white guy
no shade but um he said no to that
um but yeah in the 40X
there's like one scene in particular
where they're like in a boat and the gods are like really mad at him so they're really shaking that
damn boat the waves are fierce and in 40x there's like videos of the audience and they're literally
shaken so violently like I can't even explain it and there's water shooting in their face
mist flying in the air where's the water coming from I think it's like in a little water gun that's like
in front of that that's crazy that's crazy what if someone puts like gas in there or something like that
like gasoline or something like I don't trust anybody I don't think it's like
It's like any old person.
Well, somebody's putting the water in there anyways.
You could tamper with it somehow.
I don't know.
That sounds so scary.
All of that sounds scary.
The rocking, the movement, like...
It looks not.
No, absolutely not.
They also have, like, different scents.
So it's like, maybe your worst nightmare Moses
because they have different concoctions.
Oh, like, when you're out in the ocean,
it's like a mix of, like, salts and like,
some earthy scents and stuff.
Yeah, it's pretty intense.
It's more like beet or something.
So I kind of wish I got that experience because it looked like in
Where are those at?
You have to go to a very specific theater.
I don't know.
Like there's specific theaters that have 40X.
Not a Spanga.
No, certainly.
Not at my AMC, unfortunately.
Yeah, I think it's not even AMC.
I think it's like a 40X theater, I think.
How do they clean it up?
Honestly, that's a good question, because there's a lot of liquids it looks like.
Yeah.
This one's wet.
That's what I'm saying.
And then like you're in someone's a wet chair.
That's another one of your worst nightmares.
Wet here.
Like, fake sense.
Like all of it sounds horrible.
It sounds terrible.
And you want to do that?
Yeah, it looks like a little roller coaster.
go back to watch this movie in 40X?
The gag is we had tickets to see it again in IMAX because there was a whole
controversy over the Odyssey in IMAX because it's like the first movie to be shot
entirely in IMAX and then there was discourse over that being classist because
the way that it would play in like regular theaters, um, some of the frame is cut off
because the resolution is different.
So like when you see in an IMAX you really see the full picture whereas like you
basically get a cropped version at like the standard cinema.
Oh weird.
So some people are like, oh, that's like a little classist.
But there's not that many 70 millimeter like IMAX screens.
So it's really hard to get that experience anyway.
So.
Because it's expensive.
Yeah, it's like double the price essentially and more exclusive.
So if I just go to a regular one, I'm seeing a cutoff version.
Yeah, you're seeing a cropped version.
Now, I think it's kind of like if you don't know, it doesn't really affect your viewing experience.
Like I don't really care about, you know, the ocean was cropped a little bit.
But I'm sure that if...
What are they cropping just like waves?
It's just like a really wide shot.
You get more.
But the reality, most movies are modified to different screens.
Okay.
Well, what's it about?
General Consensus, TLDR?
I saw one interview that kind of compared it to finding Nemo,
and that made a lot of sense to me.
It's like a son trying to find his dad.
Oh.
Yeah, it is giving that tea.
Who's the son?
Tom Holland is the son.
Trying to find Matt Damon.
Mm-hmm.
And his mom is Anne Hathaway.
Okay.
there's a flurry of other A-list actors that make smaller businesses.
Yeah, yeah.
What's a random cameo?
Someone said there was like a random like one that no one is.
Travis Scott.
That one was really, yeah.
Is he?
In the movie.
He plays, he's like the first person you see actually.
He's like doing a little speech or something in the, in the hall, in the dining hall area.
Oh, okay, Harry Potter.
It is a little Harry Potter not just the dining hall tea.
Okay.
Is he talking?
or just has like a...
Yeah, he talks.
He has like two talking scenes, sure.
But yeah, it's like primarily Matt Damon, Tom Holland,
Ian Hathaway, I feel like are the main stars.
Which is like so funny because, again,
so much discourse around this movie, weirdly,
but like a lot of the red pill people were upset that Elliot Page
and Lupida Nyonga were in the cast.
And they have such small parts in the movie.
So then they were like,
do they market Elliott,
and Lupita Niyanga
if they're such small parts
and everyone's like, no, like,
you guys are the ones
that made a big deal about it.
Like, no one made a big deal
about them being...
I haven't seen that much marketing around them.
I've seen a lot of marketing around.
Like they're at the premieres and the junkets and stuff,
but they're not like top bill
because they have small rules.
It's so bizarre.
I know people are weird with that, yeah.
Yeah, they make a big deal of it.
And then they, why are they...
Why did people get a big deal?
You did.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's so weird.
Yeah.
And it's obviously a lot of people
have small rules in it, right?
obviously all these people are like repatinson's in it or no he actually yeah he has a bigger a bigger role he's like the villain
yeah i would see for him yeah he's good in it um i enjoyed it i mean i wouldn't see it again because it is
very long and i feel like okay i experienced it i love the cinematic experience of it and how excited everyone is for it
and it is cool like the technology is cool the fact that like he shot it all with imax um who shot it
Christopher Nolan.
Christopher Nolan.
Oh, who's James Cameron?
He's not involved in this?
No.
He's Avatar in Titanic.
Oh, that's what Matt Damon was saying.
He was saying that he, James Cameron,
only works every 20 years when he wanted to work with him.
Yeah.
But he didn't work with him.
So why did he say that?
No idea.
Oh, that's okay.
Oh, okay.
Sorry, Matt Damon.
Okay, yeah, I was like a...
But, yeah, and like the technology is cool because the audio, too,
like, it's so loud.
The cameras that they have to build, like, a blimp around the camera
to kind of block out the sound.
of the camera rolling.
Oh.
What?
Is it going like film?
It's like film camera?
Yeah.
So you can like actually hear the dialogue and record the dialogue.
Wow.
And then Anne Hathaway was explaining it.
They had to like build this like mirror system so like the actors could still see each other
on the other side of the camera basically because like they're talking to each other
but the camera is like in the middle.
Oh.
Did you see it?
Like do you see like a wide shot of what it looks like?
I saw a quick like BTS clip and it's just like a huge like box.
Like it's pretty big that's around the camera.
and then Christopher Nolan, he is all about practical effects.
So everything is like real locations.
They're really out in the water.
They are really climbing up mountains in Greece to film this stuff.
So it's cool.
No stunt doubles?
I'm sure there's stunt doubles, but they're...
The cast talked about like they literally climbed up the mountain and hiked up
in their gladiator costumes themselves and stuff.
Where was it shot?
It was shot around Europe and stuff.
A lot of it was in Greece, though.
So, you know, accurate, I guess.
Love that, love that.
All the times.
I don't know.
So.
Who was your favorite part?
My favorite part.
Honestly, Anna Hathaway really ate.
You love her.
I have a soft spot for her.
I guess because she got such a fierce hate campaign and she just seems kind of sweet.
And I'm sending you good.
I was going to say, you said he said to convince me, like look, Anne's a good person.
She's so sweet.
She was, she had this, like, this reporter was pregnant at X's Hollywood.
it and was and like she at the end of the interview, uh, like her publicist was trying to pull
Anna away, but she like wouldn't listen to him and she was just like giving her advice.
She's like just cherish it.
Like this is your first one.
You're going to be questioning yourself, but like you're doing everything right.
Just spend every moment and appreciate it.
I was like, I was crying.
I was like, she's so sweet.
But I think she's, I think she's a sweet person, but I think someone probably told her to like
rework the image and be overly sweet.
Because you never never be that sweet before.
She's like, she's always been sweet.
You all just see like the corny clips because she is.
like musical theater kid energy.
And you should love those people because those are your people.
I mean, I do love her.
I saw an interviewer.
I think it's an old one asking her to sing.
Did you see that one?
We're just like seeing the first question.
I couldn't even like get through it because I knew it was going to be bad.
But I thought maybe you would have seen it.
I don't know.
She was like something like, okay, for the first question I was wondering if you could sing
and she's just like no.
She was just like immediately like cuts it off or something like that.
But I didn't watch the whole thing because I'm like I'm going to cringe too much.
Sometimes I can't watch those too cringy.
That's kind of the gag though like you're told, was it a junk at like a sit down?
Yes.
Yes, you're told with those to not bring that.
Like if you're going to do like a little gag or whatever,
it has to be like pre-approved in advance.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
So you can't be coming in.
I can't be like, Millie Bobby Brown, can you sing a little song?
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It all has to be approved and in advance if you have like something that's not like a regular question.
People don't care.
They're going to be like, whatever, this is my shot.
I know, T.
If you get one shot to do it.
Then go for it, I guess.
Was there a junket whereas Indea was interviewing Robert Pattinson?
Yes.
That was recent.
That was for the drama.
Oh.
Yeah.
God, I'm always so blind, where he's like, oh, I'm Gen Z.
Yeah.
Well, that was with Jennifer Lawrence.
Oh, my God.
Wait, really?
Yeah, so they did, that was when they were promoting, God, I forget what the movie was.
It was, like, very serious about marriage and, like, having a baby.
Did it happen Zendaya just do a movie about that?
No, that was the drama where she wanted to be a school shooter.
Okay.
Yeah.
All right, two different things.
Two very different, yeah.
But they did, like, the lie detector test or whatever, and she asked him, like, do you think you're a Gen Z or millennial?
He said, I'm Gen Z.
And it, like, showed up true in the light detector test because he really does believe it.
I kind of live for Robbison.
Oh, it showed true?
Yeah, because he believes it.
That's me.
Because I think it is a belief.
No, I do see a world where, like, you and, like, Suki Waterhouse are friends.
And then Robert Pattinson by association.
Yeah, him and Moses become friends.
Yeah, because it's like a coupling thing.
He's good friends with Jordan Firstman, so, you know, he seems kooky.
He definitely gives that for sure.
Not as hot as he was in Twilight, though, anymore, huh?
He kind of looks the same to me.
What?
What?
And the drawline?
I guess he is like, what, almost 40.
Or in his 40?
Probably 40. I guess 39.
I feel like he's like a year older than me.
Yeah, I think you're right.
Oh, he's just turned 40, actually.
May 13.
Oh my God, we're so close in age.
I'm telling you.
You all could really be a key together.
Besties.
Yeah.
I would love to have him on the podcast.
I could almost like to see it.
Or Sukki.
Yeah.
Or you one.
and you would really get along.
I don't know why I think that.
I just do.
I just have like a feeling.
We have the same energies.
Yeah.
Who do you think from the Odyssey
is most likely to come on the podcast?
Spartan Soldier number 44.
I mean, I'll take it.
I'll take it for sure.
Over Matt Damon.
Maybe Elliot Page.
I love Elliot Page.
Let's see.
Not Matt Damon, not in half the way.
Although shout out, Bernie Broske,
forgetting them.
That was fierce.
On World Court.
Yes.
Well, I guess that is like the new ever-sing.
The new talk show circuit.
Okay, John Liguizamo, maybe him.
Love him.
He actually had a big role and I could see.
Wait, really?
Yeah.
Oh, I love John Linguisholima and Tuw, Rove you and Juliet, Mario.
I love.
Yeah, so I think he would probably make the most sense.
I would actually gag so much, I would love.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
Or maybe Charlize Theron.
Who knows?
Love her too.
Monsters is one of my favorite movies are.
I would love either of them.
I guess we should go see you.
it, The Odyssey.
Three hours.
You like it?
You're into it?
Yeah.
A lot of water.
So that's good.
I was going to say,
because also Moana is very water,
live action.
And someone was saying,
I asked again,
Hot Topics on Instagram.
And they're like,
talk about how Moses looks
exactly like the wayfaring traveler
in the Moana live action.
And I like couldn't find a picture
of this person.
Yeah.
I don't even know.
His name's like Matay Vasa or something.
Like not the actor,
but the character's name is M-A-I.
Let me see if I can find that.
And they're like, Moses looks like identical to him.
I was like, wait.
The live action.
Yeah, live action, Moana.
It's a wayfaring traveler is what they said.
I don't have to go see the movie.
I know.
I was going to say,
I have to actually sit through the whole movie
just to figure out who it is.
Literally, but I'm not kidding.
Watch it look nothing like him.
No, I swear.
Who?
I think it was Ronnie was like, is Moses and Moana?
And I was like, what?
I swear he said that on Thursday.
So that when this happened day,
I was like, were you in this movie?
I didn't know because someone else asked if you were
Mawana.
He would just sneak that up on me because sometimes he would be like, when he gets
the Van Cleef bracelet?
When did you go to paying him all without me?
You know, he's always like going somewhere.
And he'll say, actually you've admitted to when you got the Van Cleef bracelet because I was,
it was a day after the podcast when we finished early.
It was like noon.
And I remember being like, oh, now we have time.
We can go to Sugarfish or whatever.
And that was the day he was going to go get the gift.
So anyways, he drove all the way to Sugarfish with me in Calabas and then all the way back.
And then he went all the way back to go get the Van Cleef bracelet that afternoon.
And I was like, why didn't you just tell me we could have just gone because it's right,
my next to Sugarfish, we could have just gone from Sugarfish to the mall.
And he's like, no, I wanted to surprise you.
So in that sense, you could have also probably filmed Alana in that same period of just not telling me.
I was like, you're sneaky like that.
So I wouldn't have known, especially if it was a bit part.
First of all, no, I mean, so like one.
No, because the way she makes it sounds like, I'm always sneaking out to do things and you don't know where I am.
Well, like, not always with the time that you're able to.
Literally the one time that I went to get your gift.
That was pretty sneaky.
I would know exactly where I am.
I didn't know.
I wouldn't have known that.
That was pretty good.
Because it was so fast.
That's why I wouldn't be able to do Mwana.
That was good.
I literally drove, picked it up, drove back before.
Damn, and you went to Sugarfish with me that lunch.
That was crazy.
That was a lot.
Yeah.
Maybe you'll have a acting part in there.
I did a self-tape today.
I think it went really well.
Moses said I did really good today.
He was my screen reading partner.
It's a really big TV show.
I don't mean just giving all the hands.
Here we go again.
We're literally watching the show in the weekend to get in character.
We did binge it.
it would be the second season.
That's all I'm going to say.
I can't.
Maybe I should even say that.
Second season.
But it would be playing myself, right?
It's not playing myself.
It's like a pretty big character.
The only thing is like they were looking for someone in their 20s, which I was kind of
flattered.
I was kind of like, okay, maybe.
But Moses thought it was believable.
You actually were like, this was actually your best one.
And I think this was, I think this might be my part.
I really do.
And I feel like we've talked about it around about it on the podcast before.
And obviously I told you.
And I was like, wait, I feel like this is a really good part for me.
And I was serious.
I was like a serious actor in this.
And I felt like I was really, that's what I got up at 4.30 take because I'd
glam at 5 to do my audition by 7 a.m.
And I really felt like I nailed it.
So if you see me in a park coming soon, I don't know.
We're going to just put it out there.
But I felt really confident about it.
And I can't wait to put all these self-tapeed out one day because Moses, as my reader is really great.
This time, I didn't have many lines.
I was pretty bummed.
You had us used some lines the first one.
Not too many.
Like, not like before.
We were done.
Playing three Jonas Brothers.
Exactly.
Well, pretty soon, you'll get to see that self-tape too.
But this one I feel really confident and it starts shooting in August.
So I might be just a TV star.
If they ask me to cast me from one, I'll send them your self-tapes.
Oh, yeah.
You off-cams?
You can't wait to do a self-tap for you.
I really want to do a self-tap with you.
Like, I really feel like you could also be an actor.
I feel like Moses could be the actor in our family.
And I really feel like I want to do a self-taped for you.
They're really fun.
I really have fun doing them.
I get like really, we had a blue screen here today.
I just get really excited.
It's like when we do her headshots.
Not that I ever wanted a headshot, but we went together.
Before the podcast, that summer, hey, 2023 before we started the podcast, we did everything
and anything because, like, we just didn't know where to pivot, right?
We were just kind of like, where do we go from here?
And I thought acting.
So I remember we, like, went to someone's garage here down the street and literally did these
headshots.
And Moses looked good.
He looked like a lawyer.
He looked like a doctor.
He looked like a dentist.
He looked like all the, I have to find the headshot.
Belly was crazy, though.
She was like, $600.
And I was like, you get one photo.
And I was like, yeah.
She would even say it.
business. First of all, she's professional. That's all she does. It's a business. So what they do is...
Well, she was out of her garage. No, but you don't need... It's like us. We're shooting in our home.
And this is a business. Okay.
No, we're... Yeah, we're J-Sedi over here. We're calling her daddy as well.
She was very smart financially and she didn't need more than her garage. But all I'm saying, like,
so what they do is they make you take like a hundred pictures, but you only get one,
but you can pay more if you want this one and this one. So you sit there and it takes like an hour in
her garage to narrow down those hundred pictures to the...
one. She makes you stay there and like look at all of them. Yeah. And then you end up with like four
five that you really like. Yeah. So the goal is to have you get more pictures. I think we did buy four.
We ended up buying four. Of course you buy more. For like $125 as a piece. I was like, oh my gosh,
because didn't she want to take some with Malibu and whereas a family? And then I'm like,
okay, I need these. And you did look good though. Literally you were taking your photos. I was
walking with Malibu in the stroll around the neighborhood. Yeah. Then we switched. Yeah. You were good though.
Your poses were like, like, you were giving, like, doctor and dentist, lawyer.
I'll have to find him.
Your poses were good.
I was really convinced Moses would be a good actor.
I got on a soap opera isn't.
I still think it.
Oh, yeah.
I feel like you'd be really good.
And now with this Moana lookalike and stuff like that, I really feel like you could be in it.
You can't win the lottery if you don't buy a ticket.
It's the same thing.
Like, I don't audition or want to audition like a two.
You'd be surprised.
Yes, you ever know?
Sometimes it just falls into your lap.
Yes.
I just didn't.
Do you know how edited for a long is?
Eddie for a long.
He's from The Terminator movies.
He was like a child actor, but like they found him literally just like at a boy center.
He was like, I think it was like an, I think it was kind of orphaned.
And then he became kind of popular in Terminator as a kid.
So then like he had people fighting over it to be his guardian, like his financial advisor and like his aunt and uncle.
And then he like in a relationship about 16 with like this 29 year old teacher that was on the set of the Terminator.
This whole thing.
And what's my point of this?
Oh, that he was found at the boy center.
So that could be you.
He didn't want to be as part of an actor.
but it just stumbled upon him,
which could very well be you.
When we were thinking about one of the questions,
I also had a call 830 with like sales for like my book
and they asked, like one of the questions was like the movie,
which we talked about in here,
like if you did a movie about your life.
And so I was telling Moses,
because I got the questions like,
preemptively, is that how you say it?
Preemptively.
I got the questions and they were like,
they asked about who would play who.
So then I was telling Moses,
like who would play you?
And we already talked about a little bit on the podcast,
but we found a new actor that I never thought looked like him.
Do you know Oscar Isaac?
Yes.
I love Oscar.
What's he from?
He, I know him from like Star Wars and Marvel, but he's been in a bunch of stuff.
Oh, well.
When you ask people, most people said that.
I still think, uh, Depp Patel.
I still think him from some dog a millionaire.
I think he's still the most Moses look alike.
Who's the other one?
You think.
Who else did I say?
Oh, Jacob Laudy.
Yeah.
It's probably too tall.
Well, you'll play that.
Elvis and he's too tall to be
exactly that was
I do see Oscar Isaac I do
actually
You see him more than
Dave Patel or
Dave Patel or Dick Gordon
because especially with this
yeah he had hair
the same length at one point
and it looks
it does look like you
okay so maybe that
or you can play yourself
a lot of people said me
like that looks like him no
yeah it does
okay hired
that one did look like you actually
especially yeah
and now he this is when he was younger
now he has a beard
so like I definitely see it
I think you're the same age
I think you're the exactly major right now.
And you can always make him to look younger to show what I first met you.
He was like a wider face than mine.
Yeah, well, he's got to narrow it down then.
We can do CGI.
Him.
Call Oscar Isaac, call Nicola Cochlin.
We got a TV show for them, ready to go crank on the kitchen floor of the series.
No, but I think.
But when you ask, everyone said Sidney Sweeney with play in Tricia.
Moses said that.
No one said that except for us.
You asked on Instagram.
No.
You asked on Instagram.
I don't see it.
I don't see it.
He's like, I think Sydney's Sweenney.
I'm like, what in what world?
You asked on Instagram and people said,
Sini, Sweeney.
No, they didn't.
No.
And Nicola, Coughlin, Coughlin, Coughlin.
I'm I saying it, right?
Coughlin, Coughlin.
I showed her the one from the skims where she's like blonde
and she's in the skim's yellow dress.
And she literally looks identical to me.
And I was like, I don't see it.
That's like, you're, no, she's going to play me.
She'd be so good.
She's so good at accents.
She'd be so good at my accent.
Oh, yeah, and the skims especially.
Yes.
She could play.
She looks younger so she can play me at 20.
She can play me at 40.
She can play me at all ages.
Get her and Oscar Isaac on the phone asap.
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I think that'd be such a good one, a good casting.
And who's playing you?
Ooh, that's a tough one.
That is a tough one.
God, what do you look like?
Because you always say,
Asa.
Who are with glasses?
Oh.
People with glasses and black hair.
Yeah, that's true.
Jack Antonoff.
Who else?
Who else has glasses?
Ten Neficent.
Shoot.
Ted Nevisin can play me.
We just have all tall people playing you guys.
Jacob Pallority being Moses.
You look tiny.
I feel like that.
Nigel Galkin is so short.
So she'll be like,
Really tiny.
I do love that.
Okay, done, sold.
Who does actually look like you?
Who do people tell you?
Someone has to look like you.
I honestly don't know.
God, you do look like someone looks like you.
Tom Holland.
Put some glasses on him.
Not Tom Holland.
A little bit.
No.
Yeah.
Gosh, it's hard.
It is kind of hard.
But I also don't want to open up the question.
Let me know the comments below
because I feel like those most out-of-pocket things
And it's like, okay, let's not get crazy.
People are pretty nice, though.
People are pretty nice.
It's not, I've gotten some.
I'm not going to say the name, but I've gotten some and I'm like, okay, like, that person is big as a house.
Like, I'm not that big.
I'm like, okay, yes, I am plus, but I'm not like that big.
People love to be wild with it for sure.
And it's so, and it's people who I know are like, oh my God, no, I totally say it.
I'm like, okay, well, I'm going to go kill myself now.
What if I jump out a window now, okay?
She does side area and fell 13 stories down and died.
Huh?
Yeah, just always go to the hotter version.
Like, Moses saying, I look like Sunny, Sweetie.
No, that should be you, actually.
It's like, okay.
In what world?
Well, um...
So don't let me know in the comments.
Don't let me know.
Unless you're saying something, that's delusional, and then I'll take it, yeah.
Yeah, people had said also a lot of the comments were, you should play yourself.
Me should play myself.
I should play myself.
And I was like, I don't know if I could do all that.
I want it to be good and successful.
I think the actors we mentioned will be very good for it.
Yeah, T.
I think, I don't know.
I guess it did.
depends on the medium. Like if it's Sophia Coppola, you ask it, like, a really esteemed actor,
because then you have like oscobes. But I think if you do like a mini series, I think you can
play you and it could still, it could be like Emmy category. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah. So I,
I don't, don't rule yourself out. I mean, I'll have to see the self-tape of you playing you
and then I'll be the judge. I don't think me if you fly me would be good. But yes,
so I was thinking Sophia Coppola or I was thinking Diapal Cody too to be the director. Oh,
okay, yes. Or fall as well, Sam Levinson. We know him.
Christopher Nolan's looking for his next project.
Oh, that's, we're ready.
Oh, I don't want me on IMAX.
The fun part is that they have so much footage of you.
So, you know, the actress will be sitting, studying to the T, every movement and thing and how you talk about.
I think it's Nicola's Oscar.
I think it's her Oscar.
She's such a good actress.
She's such a good.
And she does acting so well.
But you guys don't look alike.
You're very different.
I don't know who he's looking at.
I think he's looking at.
I look just like her and everything and vice versa.
Anyways, we'll leave it up to casting.
But that was the morning.
I did the sales thing.
I did the audition.
I tried the cheese curds from Popeyes.
Damn.
Oh, I called my dermatologist.
I had so much because I have to go get a cyst drain today.
I have a lot to do.
Then I have to pack because I go to Atlanta for 17 hours tomorrow.
You're going to Comic Con.
Yeah, I'm going to Comic Con this week.
That's going to be exciting.
Oscar's going to be out for the next two episodes before everyone's like, we mess Oscar.
I just want people to know.
I always, that's my biggest fear is when you leave.
is everyone's like, we miss Oscar.
I love me miss.
It's not like, thank God he's gone.
So like that's fierce.
Like when you were in New York and by like the month,
like it's a, I feel like it's a nice break
where people are like,
what is he coming back?
And I love it.
Yeah.
First of all,
I miss you all the time.
I was already like panicking.
I went into search mode.
As soon as you told me,
I was like, I mean,
Comic-Con is everything.
It's tea.
But then I was like, everyone's on vacation,
which I keep saying all the time,
but it's actually so true.
Everyone is, yeah.
I asked the pop-glass girls and not vacation.
I was like, everyone's on.
Who's in town?
My sister's on vacation next week.
Wait, even Cali?
Yeah, so she's coming.
She's going to come this week for Thursday's Hot Topics, but she's gone.
Everyone's gone.
I was like, oh my God, what is, what's happening?
It's just me and you Moses.
Could you imagine me and Moses only had.
We did one in New York, didn't we?
Just me and Moses.
We did Valentine or.
But the Patreon next week, the extended it has to be a Moses Hot Topics because we can't
ask if we get a guest co-hosted stay for the Patreon.
We have a conspiracy theory episode.
Oh, that'd be pretty bad.
theories? They're out there.
Moses not knowing, yeah.
Stay tuned for that. That's going to be riveting.
Who even looks at side to see at Comic Con?
Hunter Schaefer, I'm assuming she's going to be there.
I'm like 90% sure. And I love her.
What's she in?
Hunter Schaefer. Blade Runner 2099.
Okay. What damn?
I don't even really know the Blade Runner franchise like that, but I do know Hunter
Schaefer like that. And that's a spiritual sister to me.
Is she a lead?
Yeah, she's the star. So I'm like, she kind of
Has she Blade Runner?
I think she's running with the blades.
No.
She's the star.
Okay, love that.
They just did a whole female reboot.
Like when you look up Blade Runner 299, she's like the lead.
I love that.
I know.
Okay, she has to be there.
So I'm assuming she has to be there.
Love her.
And then Marvel is going to be pulling some stunts and surprises and shenanigans.
Do you know?
No, they won't say who.
They're just saying it's going to be big.
Guess is?
Who's big?
Who's even big?
I don't know.
I mean.
Robert Engineer.
I don't know if I can, like, be shady to R.D.J. and Chris Evans before I go to Comic Con.
But, like, the Avengers Doom's Day trailer came out today.
And I'm like, I'm not gagged.
But maybe they'll gag me.
Maybe they'll gag me.
They're the stars.
They're the stars.
There's not, like, a lot of, like, fierce girls in it.
Like, there's only a few girls in it.
A lot are missing.
Like, Hallie Berry, where is she, um, Elizabeth Olson.
Okay.
Hallie Barry's Storm in the original X-Men movies.
Oh, that was like 30 years ago.
Well, the gag is they brought all those people back.
up the two female leaves.
Like, yeah.
The guy in the wheelchair?
He back.
Okay.
Yeah.
Oh, what's his name?
Patrick Stewart.
Okay.
Yeah.
So Patrick Stewart, actually.
He's there in the wheelchair.
Yeah.
Still seated.
So.
But they can't bring, you know, the queen's back.
So there's a lot of, like, strong women missing, which, you know, like, doesn't
really sit well with me.
Who is it, Rebecca Romaine?
Well, she's back.
Oh.
Naked?
No.
The guy is Mystique, who, like, looks so fierce in the blue body paint.
They put her in the damn ugly
I mean, no shade.
Like, but shade.
They put clothes on her?
They put clothes on her and just happy to look a mess.
Like she looked a mess and I'm like, damn, I don't know.
And they even put like blue illusion.
Like her, mind you, her skin blue.
And they put like blue illusions in her costume and look like cutouts.
And it looks a mess.
It looks an absolute mess.
It is kind of a travesty.
Are you covering this this weekend?
Like, don't talk to that, right?
I'm going to this, guys.
My bag.
It's going to decline.
I'm like, oh, okay.
What are you going to wear?
Honestly, that's a good question.
I have no idea.
But I do have a lot of comic shirts so I can pull from the archives.
Some archival pools.
Yeah.
It would be so hot.
I went 20 years ago.
20 years ago, actually, exactly.
And it was so hot.
I was dying.
I was wearing a white denim jacket and I wanted to die, but I didn't want to show my fat
arms.
So I didn't take it off.
I was like, it's staying on.
And that whole age gets smelly.
Yes.
Last year you see Petit Pascal.
That two years ago.
which is nuts.
Yeah, but he was there with Fantastic Four before it came out.
So I think it'll be star-studded.
I hope, I love X-Men, so I hope they'd announce, like, the new X-Men cast.
That's my, like, dream.
Who's your dream cast?
Ooh, interesting.
Jake Shane.
As Cyclops.
As Wolverine.
Wait, actually.
He's kind of a comic-accurate Wolverine, because Wolverine's supposed to be, like, around Jake Shane's height in the comic.
Yeah, he's supposed to be, like, 5, 3, 5.4.
Why is Hugh Jackman playing him then?
That's the guy.
He was like, he's technically too tall to be Wolverine.
Oh my god, Jake Shane, this is your chance.
This is a chance, yeah.
Jake She should play you in the Craying on the Kitchen Floor series.
I was thinking that, but then now he's like too fit, I fear.
He's going to have to wear a fat suit.
You're a buff.
You're like sneaky buff.
So this is your arms like, mm-hmm.
He's like lean, like shredded now.
So if he wants to gain the weight back for the role, then he can.
But like that's like the stipulation, you know.
Right, right, right.
Yeah.
Not as they look like together, but the essence.
Oh, the essence definitely.
The Jack Shane.
Yeah, he's giving that.
Yeah.
occupy a similar space for sure.
He is beautiful, though.
But, yeah, who would be my ex?
Sadie Sank is allegedly rumored to be an ex-man, Jean Grey.
Oh, I really want Margaret Quali to be rogue.
I mean, she's a little over-satcher.
I do love Margaretville, but she's kind of everywhere, right?
Name, like, five movies she's been in.
The substance.
Substance. Substance.
Exactly.
I feel like she's been in a lot, no?
No.
Oh, okay.
Okay, she can come back then.
She's been in such small roles.
Okay.
I trust you.
I don't know.
But my sister, Indy never ready.
But my sister, Indy never ready.
And there's some, I don't know who, but she's ready for the horrible world.
Yeah, she's fierce.
But yeah, we'll see.
My, like, parents are staying at my house.
So that'll be interesting.
Their house sitting.
God, let's see.
Yeah.
Okay, love that.
They're going to feed your fish, your cats, I guess.
Yes.
Yeah, hopefully.
Okay.
It is always scary.
Sometimes someone overfed our fish at the house when we were gone and the fish.
That is a fear of mine for sure.
It's only a few days.
So, you know, and shallah, they're still alive, but we'll see what happens.
I did.
Do, like, meal prep, just kind of like space it out, you know?
That's smart.
Yeah.
Because I want to know either.
I didn't blame our fish feeder because it was like, damn, I don't know either.
Yeah.
I mean, my dad, like, he, we grew up with, like, three fish tanks.
Like, he kind of got me into fish.
So he's old now, though, but I'm hoping someone.
Where in that brain still lies, you know, the muscle memory of feeding fish.
My dad of the fish. My dad. He's like almost 80. So he was 80. So he is pushing. He's up there. But I'm hoping. He fed fish for a lot of his life. So how old's your mom?
She's 10 years younger. Wow. So six, almost 70. Yeah. Late 60. What? How old was he when he had to you? Trying to think through the math. I'm so bad at math.
Ford. He's born. He was born.
And I'm 50, so 42.
Oh, wow.
Yeah.
Wow.
I know he was older.
I was a happy, a happy accident, if you will.
Okay, I love that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I mean, everyone's having kids in their 40s now.
Most had kids in 40s.
Betty was ahead of the curb, yeah.
Who's Betty?
My mom.
You all name is Betty?
Wait, that's so cute.
You see your dad's name?
Do I know your daughter's?
Oscar?
Your name's Oscar?
It took him five boys to have an Oscar, a junior?
Oh, wow.
I got right out of ideas.
I was like,
yeah,
at the point,
there was,
we have no more names.
I mean,
you really are the chosen.
I guess if I was your brother
I'd be a little pissed topic.
What the hell?
How come there's an Oscar Jr.
as number five?
The fifth son is crazy.
Yeah, yeah.
Love that though.
Yeah.
Oh, Oscar.
That's cute.
Oscar and Betty.
That sounds very wholesome.
Yeah,
they are.
They're very that.
Although that my dad's getting on it.
He just discovered AI,
I fear.
And like, it's too late.
I did.
He's so old that like,
I can't sit him down and explain,
like,
the environmental ramifications.
Yeah,
Like he's like AIing himself like messy.
Like he loves team Argentina down.
Oh,
he's South American though, so no one comes from him.
But.
Oh, right.
People are trying to cancel.
Argentina.
Yeah, I'm like, I don't know.
He like, he grew up playing soccer in Peru.
So yeah, he's 1580.
Peru's not, didn't make, you know, the cut.
So what can I do?
My dad did that too.
He took a picture of my assist for chat GPT or whatever.
What does he put the thing where he takes a picture and asks some questions about it?
He has his own app.
I don't know what the name.
Oh.
pictures and they tell him he's like I'll tell you where that came from he's like
AI will know or chat GPT or whatever he's using and I'm like
I think they they skipped Google search and just jumped straight into AI
my dad's obsessed with it too everything oh I was like yeah you could have done it your
whole life because just Google search whatever you wanted your whole life my heart
radio word I'm going to ask chat GPT if you're going to win I was like and this was
like back then I was like Malagu had a toy that had one wire that came off and I
wanted to solder that one up he's like let me take a picture and I will tell
And I was like, I don't need it.
Like, I see exactly the cable and the place he came out from.
I can just weld it there.
He sends us menus for the weekend.
And it's like these like chef menus.
And it's like he asked AI like what the diet can be.
And I was just like, what are these menus you're sending?
And it's too late.
It's too late.
It's a course correct.
Baby's got to let them, you know, get their kick out of it.
I mean, what can you do?
That's one you got to let it happen.
This is where the same name gets a little problematic though.
Because like, granted, I think we have a very similar Instagram handle.
Me and my dad.
You're dad has Instagram?
He does.
And it's all.
AI. I don't even know if I'm on there. It's just like AI photos of him. So.
Oh, wait. That's kind of. It's like, it's cute. And I'm like, I know, listen, I, there's no, there's no fix now. And I, they'd be like, oh, he liked it. Yes, I did. I did like in. You know, I just support it. Again, when you're that age, like, I'm just happy, you know how to work your phone, you know? So let's celebrate that. Okay. So he's, his latest one is him winning the World Cup. Losing the World Cup, I guess, if he's an Argentinian fan. Yeah, he posted it right before the last game. He came over. I was doing the tutorial with them, but it was not.
noon so the game started again cause of concern because he was like watching the phone as I was
showing everything yesterday this was yeah yes everybody was watching the game into a kids party and
everyone's like heart literally all the kids are in the play pit there's two-year-olds and six-year-old
boys are like slamming on this two-year-old girls and no one's like watching all the parents
was like watching the the world cup I was like okay I guess this was like I guess it was a serious one
yesterday yeah it was Spain Spain people didn't want to talk about that everyone was like talk about
the world cup and I was like congratulations
Felicidades.
Spain,
Vive, Spain.
I don't know.
Everyone hates Argentina.
Yeah, what's up with that?
I don't know what's up with it.
I like,
my dad,
like,
grew up playing soccer
because, like,
it's a big,
like,
thing in Latin America,
obviously.
And he always, like,
war,
like,
Argentina was my favorite team
because it was light blue
and white.
So, like,
he, every time I had to buy him
something,
father's there,
or Christmas or his birthday,
like,
I would just get him
Argentina jerseys or merch.
So I just like it.
The colors is fierce.
Yeah.
The colors are fierce.
a great combination.
Well, people really wanted, everyone wanted Spain to when I suppose.
Yeah. Yeah.
You watched the halftime show? The halftime show is kind of lit.
I saw clips. I saw clips Bieber, Madonna, BTS.
I love it. Very worldly, Shakira.
Oh, yeah, Shakira. It was giving World Cup.
It was giving, there was a Norwegian choir.
I love little kids choir at the end with the Muppets was kind of cute.
I kind of liked it. I thought it was good. Some people were like hating on it too.
Everyone was like, it was this. They hated that Justin Bieber saying,
hallelujah. Oh, yeah.
So it's too religious, I guess. I guess if it's a World Cup, there's.
all the religions in the world.
Oh, Gagget, that actually is he, yeah.
He could have just shot out all the religions and the entities.
He could have done a little, um, Despacito.
Can he imagine?
He said, um, okay, that would have been a choice.
Heara probably was a better choice to represent Latin X over there, but.
And then, spoiler alerts, Spain won.
And then when they were up.
We did say congratulations.
And then.
Congratulations.
When they were up to get their award, Trump got on stage.
What?
And he wouldn't leave because they need to take a picture of the team with the
World Cup?
He was?
We hosted it here in America.
I got that, but I mean, it's not beloved.
It's not about that.
So anyway, he wouldn't get off the stage.
So they ended up taking the picture.
He's standing on the side, but then they photoshopped him out.
Who did?
The team, the Spanish team.
Oh, well, that makes sense.
That's why I was he?
Got it.
And you can see that there's somebody from FIFA, like, trying to pull him off stage.
He was getting Megan Markel.
And he's just like, you know, he's just like kind of like lost on stage standing there, not going away.
He was interesting.
It's giving Megan Markle tease.
My mom hates when Megamackel stands up there, like, next to, like, you remember when Prince Harry was like, he got some sort of cup with his soccer team.
And I was like, Megan Markle wouldn't leave.
She wouldn't.
And I'm not doing the hatred of Megan Margo because I do love her.
But she, remember, she was just trying to hold it.
And it's like, why are you?
I try to like.
Get out of every photo.
I don't know why people are up there
when it's like you're not,
why is he up there?
You're not the winner.
You know,
the photos is going to be part of history.
We'll be there forever.
And he feels like he won, you know.
Crazy.
Well,
cut to you hacks,
sweeping the Emmys and we see you
shoving Meg Stalter.
Oh, I will be there.
But I'll be there on the edge.
I'll be there at the...
Twizzlers keep the fun going.
Yeah, I know.
I just stopped whatever you were listening to
to tell you that Twizzlers
keep the fun going.
Well, irony isn't my forte, but twisty, chewy, yummy Twizzler sure is.
So think of Twizzlers as a little palette cleanser for whatever's queued up, which, by the way, should be coming very soon.
Like any second now.
Okay, Twizzlers, time to keep the fun going.
The very edge of the acceptance for sure.
Makes Salter.
She is, she was out for a week in the O'Mary and people do you see the Reddit conspiracy that she was at the comedy seller.
so she skipped Broadway to go do the be at the comedy seller.
So then she wore a sign coming back.
She had to like show her like her being sick.
She goes, I'm not at the comedy seller.
So she wore a sign.
She just lost my voice.
Just sick.
Not at the comedy seller.
Because like why would I be there if I was going to be on Broadway for a week?
But Reddit, I guess.
I didn't know until she said it.
She was like everyone thinks that I skip to go what the comedy seller is.
I don't know.
I don't know what that is either.
I'm assuming she would not skip the biggest show on Broadway to go be there.
Yeah.
People love to make stuff up.
That's why I can't read comments about yourself.
on Reddit because they just be coming up with anything.
I know T. And then again, the Streisand effect.
I didn't know this was happening.
Yeah, right.
And then I was like, wait, what happened?
Wait, what?
She had the comedy seller.
I do love her.
She had a great week.
She was nominated and opened Broadway.
Yeah.
I love her so much.
Not she'll why never come on the podcast.
She was going to come on the podcast and now, you know, we drag our feet too much.
It is the just Trish effect of us.
That's true.
We're about to have you.
Uh-huh.
And then you have your big, your big blow up.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Maybe she'll be on Dancing with Stars, but I'd approve for her.
She would be kind of sickening.
She'd be so good.
Yeah.
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At least you got Lizzo before streamer university,
because now I feel like everyone's kind of like loving her again.
Oh, we did.
Yes.
I guess, yes.
She is popular.
I just see someone on stream ask her for her phone number.
Oh, yeah.
Crystal is a Gary.
She is a key.
I actually love her.
I don't know how I got into like streamer university talk,
but I kept seeing so many clips this weekend.
And I was like.
Oh, I haven't seen any.
Oh, my God.
I got very specific people, though.
The people I saw who, like, I fell in love with were Sky Jackson.
I, like, I love Sky Jackson.
Now, she is so funny.
Yeah, I love her too.
I feel like wardrobe is now in my head.
Like, I talk just like him now.
I'd be like, no.
Oh, what happened to your hair today?
You woke up pissed.
That looks a mess, boo.
I loved it yesterday.
We got to get it together.
Oh, we.
And, oh, period.
you fix your hair today.
I love it.
See, I love what you have this hairstyle.
It's my favorite.
Period.
Yeah, his hair was looking a little janky.
We got to roll back the AI snap, the Snapchat sky, but like after we iron that out.
What is she doing there?
She, like, her snap is just full of, like, AI versions of her in all these crazy situations.
Like, it's pretty much just all the eyes.
She's the boomers that are doing it.
It is.
So we just got to iron that out.
Other than that, I think she is.
She's so funny.
We all have our flaws.
She's so funny.
And also like, I mean, I guess this is the Disney Channel star of it all because she's also very mature.
Like she finds, like, streaming university was like this weird mix of like, it's just cross-generational.
There's like teenagers and there's like middle age people there.
It's very odd.
So there's like a lot of debauchery.
And then Sky is like in kind of in mom mode because she is a mom.
And she's like, like don't be making a mess.
Is she ever kid with her on stream?
No.
She was just there.
But like she was kind of in mom mode.
And like when kids would come up and try to like troll her, like clip form her.
Like she navigates it.
Oh no.
Because they would come up to her like seeing the Jesse theme song from Disney Channel.
And then she would like pivot.
Oh, that streaming is my biggest worst fear because people do just say anything out there.
Oh my gosh.
It was just like kind of a mess because there's so many personalities and everyone's like after a viral clip.
And then there was like all these crazy moments of like racism, a little homophobia for your nerve.
Oh my God.
A little.
non-consensual grabbing for your nerve.
Who grabbed two?
There was one girl who this guy like grabbed her shoulder and then this other girl,
this streamer Lacey, he tore his ACL so he's there in a wheelchair,
but people thought he was like faking it.
So this one girl like went up to him and like grabbed his shoe and pulled them out of the wheelchair
and like messed up his ACL even more.
It was not.
It was really not.
And do they go to jail?
Like you can't just grab someone.
out of a wheelchair.
I know.
Or just grab.
I think it should be,
I think it should be a lot
like if someone grabs you or sneaks up on you.
I think you should be able to like throw hands,
get a fist.
Like if someone grabs my shoulder,
I'm punching them.
Like I'm like,
don't,
what do you mean?
Like that's so weird.
It was weird.
Yeah.
And I guess because,
yeah,
I think people just thought he was faking
being in this wheelchair rolling around.
Everyone was like,
people stole his wheelchair at one point.
He's kind of a menace here and there.
How did he get around?
He was rolled.
Oh, he got that.
I think someone got a wheelchair.
Oh, okay. Oh, my God. Yeah.
Oh, no.
It's in a real college in Arkansas, and somehow one of the kids went and was, like, throwing
hot sauce everywhere and, like, destroying the dorm room, and Sky Jackson was walking
around. Like, no, like, you guys need to, like, clean this up. She was trying to, like,
rain it in. Was she an attendee or a teacher?
She was an attendee, yeah. That is so random. She should have been a teacher. Like, why are you?
I guess just streaming. She's newer.
Okay.
So, yeah.
And someone's like filming them, right?
Like she has a videographer.
So they all pretty much, like all the students also going with a videographer or camera person that is like filming them.
It's like a very interesting concept.
It's actually like when I focused on the creators I liked, I thought it was so fun.
But then you see like other clips of it being like insane and debauchess.
And I was like this seems like a nightmare paper dream.
Lizzo got in trouble because she snuck in saucy Santana.
and what does that mean snuck in like he basically they locked down the campus so you can't have anyone who wasn't approved come in i guess even if you're lizzo and saucy santana
Yeah.
So she got in trouble with Kai Sanat for sneaking in.
What did he do?
Actually, Sky Jackson is the one.
She was the whistleblower.
She snitched that Lizzo was sneaking in Saucy Santana.
Yeah, because she's, again, Mom Mo, she's playing by the rules.
Okay.
And so what happened?
Was it set up or was it real?
No, it was real.
Well, Lizzo, like, really snuck him in, snuck Saucy Santana in, but then Kai
Snot really, like, got her in trouble.
But how many things he went in if you're live streaming?
She, he, like, came in a car.
I think, like, Lizzo's driver, whatever came in, and he was, like, in the trunk.
So he, like, was filming a, was filming a show.
TikTok. Wait, who is Sassy Kinseena?
Rapper. He's a rapper.
Internet personnel. I'm sure they would have probably just
let him come in.
He's pretty famous. So what did
what did Kai say? What was the...
We said even if you got, no one's allowed to sneak in, basically.
She got reprimanded.
What was the reprimand? What was the?
I think just a stern talking to.
Oh. Okay. Well, but did Sossi stay?
Before, I think he left
after he did like a little performance because Lizzo was like
the music teacher.
Okay, I got it. Yeah. So it could have just brought in as like a
I know a special guest or something, yeah.
But shout out to Crystal.
Benji Chavez, I also discovered him and he's like in the Wendy Ortiz world.
Oh, I love that world.
I love her.
I know.
Like I'm just discovered him, but he's so funny.
Like, so like himself and like sweet.
Cute.
And Breakout Star Wardrobe, who I found in love.
He kind of is like Raven Baxter.
Like Raven Baxter energy.
We're just like so like charismatic, so himself.
so gay.
Yeah, only 17, which I had no idea.
Young.
But.
That's the stars.
There's people like being like homophobic to weirdly like when he was, his roommate is
Black Boy Max and it's just like a very straight guy.
But they like bonded and they like such a sweet friendship.
Oh, I love that.
But someone else was like homophobic to Max for being friends with him.
And like he got really sad and started crying.
And then wardrobe went, found where he was like watched his stream to see where he was at, like
ran up to him.
and yelled at him.
And I thought that was so fierce.
That is crazy about his stream.
How close was he?
You must have been close, I guess.
Well, it's all on the campus.
Yeah.
Oh, that's what I'm saying is it set up in some capacity because like what, like all these
little interferences that were happening.
I think it's because every like 90% of them are just like there to get viral clips and
stuff.
Yeah.
Um, so it just becomes a mess.
People are just doing it on purpose to start.
Ludwig was there to teach a class and he like went in on people who went in on.
aren't like taking it serious because he was really giving good advice like he's broke down his finances
and he made a million dollars in june just in june you mean a million dollars on what doing what streaming
and doing youtube how what was the breakdown the breakdown was sponsorships was 800000 and then next
was youtube and then it was twitch what are her sponsors who are his sponsors great question i mean he's done
that's crazy he's done like verizon or 18t like he does he has pretty big ones oh my god that's
random sponsorship. I would love to do a Verizon sponsorship. I've been a member since 1983.
Do the math on that I was born in 1988. So how have I been a member for it? Every time I call
Verizon, they're like, wow, thank you for being a member with us for 45 years. And I was like,
you're welcome. You should get, yeah. My dad was the, like, truly like one of the first ever to have
Verizon in 1983. Like, he was the first to have it. So because I was part of his plan for so long,
I think I just got grandfathered in that I've been a member since 1983 as well. And do you remember
back in the day, the Verizon guy that was like, can you hear me now?
Yes.
Like, I feel like...
Your dad came up with that?
That was my dad, actually.
My dad was the getting here now.
Because that would be pure.
No, but I always wanted to be that person.
Do you know what I mean?
I feel like that, like the flow of progressive.
And, you know, I do love my little row campaign.
I love being a row spokesperson.
But I would love to also be a Verizon because I have a true blue Verizon.
Even Moses and I have separate ones.
I remember when we got married, I'm like, we should just join.
Because why are we paying two separate bills?
your T-Mobile, right?
Is that what you are over there?
Which, by the way, it never works.
Mine always works.
Verizon, you can hear me now anywhere.
You can hear me now anywhere.
Mine works.
And I love it so much, huh?
Yeah, the reality is that when yours doesn't work, mine does, and when mine does and your does.
People say that, but mine really does work most of the time.
Mine's like 99% of the time.
Mine rarely never works.
I love Verizon.
All the other ones can eat my ass.
Which one are you?
AT&T.
Oh, wow.
All three of us should be together.
and then at some any given point work i think aty and t is the worst no offense but and my sister has
at t she's always getting dropped her calls and i was like this is awful but horizon you are there i would
love to that probably make bank with horizon i would think that's what ledway gets sponsored by
he gets so many he says like he broke down like how many views this like sponsorships get to and
they got he said there's like compilations of his ad segments that get like millions of views it was
he has like he has receipts to back all this up too which is crazy
Well, I remember David got like mad money to go to like, he's doing meet and grids to AT&T stores.
Like in Times Squares, he would just be like, I have to fly to New York to.
I think that's where we were going on the private jet with Asa Sond Piker.
Like, why is he the AT&T greeter?
You know what I mean?
Like that's, but I'll do it.
I do Verizon.
I should be my next one I manifest.
I like, I got my row.
I got nominoes.
Well, Verizon should sponsor your book tour.
That'd be great.
I use Verizon all the time.
I'll go see it.
Yeah.
Maybe.
Maybe that's a good one.
When I'm out on a book tour.
You see you on the bus and the airplane here, there.
Yeah.
Okay, Verizon.
I like that.
I believe him, but damn, can never be me.
When Taylor Swift got married, I literally thought when they showed the banners, I thought it was a commercial for AT&T.
Did it say AT&T on it?
Well, it was T&T.
Oh, yeah.
And I thought, oh, my God, they got a sponsorship for the wedding and then.
That would be everything.
They probably don't need it.
They're probably so rich.
Well, yes.
They are probably good on that.
TNT. That does kind of seem like AT&T.
TNT is also Trisha and TNA.
TNT. I like that.
I'll be on it.
Streamer University.
What stream would you go on?
Whose stream would you go on?
Take a guess.
Who's my favorite streamer ever?
IRL streamer.
Janet Tren?
Thank you, Moses.
Is she an IRL streamer?
No, she's not IRL.
I guess vanilla.
Vanilla would be an IRL streamer.
Oh, she goes out.
Yeah.
Kind of scary, though, because she's IRL streaming.
She has like 15,000 people watching live.
as she's out.
Girls are scared.
I get more scared for it just because I care more about women than my female women.
But also like, remember those ones at the pier that those three girls?
Then those.
Volkrey, yeah.
It was like Valchre?
Yeah, I forgot who else she was with.
I think maybe Pokemon.
But, um, it's like even if you have secure.
I don't know, just be careful out there streaming.
Yeah.
They were live streaming at the Santa Monica Pier and there was like a group following them.
Yeah.
And they'd like end the stream.
They're pretty big, I guess.
Yeah.
I guess it just gets so many eyes on you.
I guess Vanilla must have security too.
I guess you have to have security here.
I think you have to, yeah.
Even real life streaming.
Yeah.
GenX-Pen streams what?
A little game.
Yeah.
Okay.
What did you ever reach out to her?
A little clab?
She so keeps to herself, but like I feel like she has to know the offer is out, you know?
No, you think that, but I don't think she knows.
It's kind of you, though.
Like, you know, you just be saying things on here?
And no one ever hears me.
I have to really reach out.
I feel like, until I reach out, like Rachel Zagler's like, oh, you want me on the podcast?
is like, oh, hasn't listened to any of it, which is good.
It's great.
But also, I feel like you need to make the...
You're right.
I always think, oh, Jason Mamo is going to see the podcast.
No, you got to, like, be active.
You know what I mean?
Maybe they'll see it.
I'm hoping...
I keep, like, in my head thinking, like, one day, maybe for Christmas,
me, pitching it to you instead, like, I'll walk in as Christmas.
Like, what do I get Oscar for Christmas?
I don't know.
I walk in, and it's either...
Dead X-Pennon.
It's either, yeah, Jen, vanilla, or Hassan.
Ooh, which one?
You have to pick one.
If I had to pick one.
Okay.
Hassan out, no offense.
And then it'd be between Jen or Vanilla.
Oof.
I think I picked Jen.
She is a mother to me.
Wow.
Yeah, you liked her from like day one.
She's like a day one OG.
I don't know if I have a dream guest like that.
Like if there was one person, I don't think I have a dream guest.
I feel like you would say someone so like random and niche.
Yeah.
Because you've listed people before like you guys, when she makes like the guest wish list, like we have like a booker here and there.
And like the guest, I'm putting.
like, you know, a Mormon wife.
And then hers is like the most
random obscure actor.
But we're close to getting
Navine Andrews.
Lost, remember?
That's what it was.
But then even he said no.
And I was like, wait.
Who wants?
I mean, love him, but like,
he's not really out there anymore like that.
And then like, he actually passed.
No, because he was like promoting Star Trek
or something like that.
And I was like, oh, this is going to be so great.
We're getting Navid Andrews.
And then no.
It's like, damn.
Yeah.
I don't know.
I don't have a dream one.
Who's your dream one?
Dream one?
don't really think about it that way.
Because I like the hot topics.
My dream guess is dream.
I know he was problematic for a bit.
I don't know if he still is.
I'll be like,
what's it like looking like Shane Dawson?
Did you hide your face again after that reveal?
Does he?
Does he show his face now?
I think he still does.
I think he so does.
Where was I?
Didn't he talk about me to James Charles on the post?
Oh, yeah, but if you had to be mad at everyone who was talking about it?
for him though he was the top comment what did he what was his comment on james charles i think it was like yes james
or something like that or yeah do you still stand with james charles dream do you still stand by that comment
spence well yeah we need to reach out to everyone yeah spencewell breaks my heart because i love him that's so
sad the dream guest would be somebody like that doesn't do a lot of podcasts and stuff like like having
justin bivar here or having uh the weekend you know like people that don't talk much like i like
to hear them talk and well let's work on getting those Moses so yeah call up able call up
Justin I would love I would love that you never know Charlie Demilio just did a dance
TikTok to Hefner by I saw that I literally look at the date because I was like wait is this like
recent or is this and it was like literally yesterday Tanna in the hospital just being like love
this made my day right I saw the replay that was like oh okay that was crazy I was like I love this
so much for her kill me the dancing to it too um oh with Mercury and
retrograde though
ever
all right first
the first person
that got back
with her ex
Ariana Grande
and then
Troy Savan
just leaked his
own Finsta
I think
because he's
marketing his new
album but then
on his Finsta
he's back
with his ex
Jacob Bixman
too
and I'm like
I don't know who that is
just like a hot model
that looks kind of like
Troy
Connor Franta
then I care
that they should
that should be
the get back together
wait
because who cares about
Jim Bricksman
it's like
we want
Conor Franta
hold on
hold on
hold on
hold on
Hold on.
I know.
We're talking.
That is actually genius marketing and it's Troy.
That has to be your next step.
And you know Connor's down.
You know Connor's down.
And I think that'd be so great.
They did a little YouTube collab.
Yes.
Little like we're back together.
Or even if he like cast Connor like in a music video.
Wait, that would be the gag.
Has he casted a guy?
I guess who's that guy?
Ross Lynch.
When he wasn't, when Troy did drag.
Yeah.
But like not just as Troy.
He's never casted a guy.
I guess.
I mean, in all the other music videos,
just a lot of skinny twinks around.
But if it's just Connor, we'll be okay with it.
I know he got backlash.
That was like one of our first episodes.
Who got backlash?
Troy Savon because he was only putting skinny's in his music video
and we said Troy gets some faties in there.
Oh, well.
But if it's just Connor, we'll accept.
Yeah, it's okay if you're fatphobic.
We're used to it.
Society is fatphobic, so we'll just accept you.
That's fine.
That's fine.
we love you
we love you just the same
I would love to see Connor Franton
that video
No that is such a brilliant idea
I can't believe I didn't even think about that
I know I was gagged just to see him
and Jacob Bixman
But what's Jacob Bixman from
He's like a model like he's very
Tumblr, Tumblr model days
But those days are over for everybody
The Lucky Blues
Who else was a Tumblr model recently that
Bryce from Love Islands
Oh yeah
We don't know any of these people anymore
Yeah T but I didn't know
Mercury and RetroGay was doing it to people like that
But I guess it's a common
I keep saying TikToks now
If people like trying to resist their ex
Actually
Resist the X
Are yeah like the X is hitting them up
Oh
I think Paige from
Flopcast was saying that too
About the X?
Wait I feel like someone else was back
With their X too
It kind of really is like
Getting
Ariana grounded
Yeah
He said that with Ricky
I had an ex situation
Oh
randomly text like
Hey how you been
And I just like
Whoop delete
because I'm like, that's scary.
I don't even open.
I just, I freak whenever I see that.
That happened to me like a past couple months and I'm just like,
because I also think like, you know how some people are like,
oh, they know the book's coming?
It's like, do people hear about what's in the book ahead of time?
No, I don't think so.
I mean, there are people reading the book, so.
Because I swear, people just pop up.
Sometimes I think I told you, like, like a year ago,
like people that popped up that I haven't heard from like 15 years and was like,
I'm scared.
Maybe they just assume they'll have a bold assumption.
It is a bold assumption.
Yeah.
You are.
When somebody is self-centered, they think...
Oh, no.
I know that's the bad part about it.
It's like, I don't want anyone to have like that much importance in my life.
But you are just literally like a third of a chapter.
So it's not even a full chapter of my life.
You know what I mean?
There was something else, Mercury retrograde.
We were just talking about...
Oh, my God.
Chris Olson blasted his ex.
Oh, my God.
That was going to be my transition.
You're in my mind.
Oh, really?
Yes.
Literally.
I'm literally mom.
I would like him to get back with his ex-Ean because I liked him a lot.
So if you're going to get back with exes, get back with them.
Because all these guys you're dating are full lops.
I know.
Yeah, Chris exposes ex Harrison Docherty for cheating, allegedly cheating on him.
And he found out, damn, his 9-11 at the Olivia Dean concert.
And he showed it at, he was like in the box and then he took Olivia Dean.
I was like, no.
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Induct to me, end up to me, and finding out the worst news of her life as she's just, like, seeing a little tune.
actually sucks so much. I would jump out of the box.
To my dad.
Jump,
jump, jump.
No, but that is wild because he was like so in love.
And he's like, this is my British Superman.
He really loves the Superman trope.
He always like the Clark Kent of it all.
I know, but I called this, I had a bad feeling about it last October.
Well, remember I was mad because I was Lex Luther for Halloween and Darien was Superman.
Oh.
then Chris Olson was Clark Kent,
and then his boyfriend, who he didn't show his head,
just like the body, his boyfriend was Superman.
But I'm like, those are the same character, Chris Olson,
so that doesn't work, like, dramatically.
I think you were gone at Hot Topics,
and I think that was in your notes,
and I didn't understand it.
Yes, I remember watching and being like,
this was my hottest topic, and they just, like,
I don't even get it.
I'm against, it seems like a couple's costume to me.
I was pissed. I was heated.
Oh, that is crazy.
They kind of almost manifested that.
And then after that,
Like the first videos Chris was posting with them, mind you, after Ian,
he said, I'm never, ever, ever going public with a relationship ever again.
It is too much to have opinions about your relationship.
Never doing that again.
Yeah.
Mind you, he is posting Halloween couples costumes with his man.
Public.
Doesn't show his head, but he got exposed.
Harrison was posting on his Instagram, him in that very costume.
So people did the math, like, oh, this is his man.
Yeah, it was easy to find.
But even after people found out who he was,
he was, like, pixelating Harrison's face and all his TikToks for the rest of 2025.
So they were doing couples TikToks and he was pictolating his face.
And I was like, this.
Let's just not post.
Exactly.
Let's not post.
Respect your privacy, I guess.
Then just don't post.
Then no one's going to speculate.
No one knows.
No one's going to see it.
Yeah.
It's like, I want to keep this a secret, you guys.
Because, like, I want to keep my relationship private.
Mind you, your posting is bot.
Like, we see it.
The body's even we're even we're like, okay, now we're just looking at it.
bod.
It's like, okay, well, that's weird.
Again, mind you, Harrison is posting the same, like, angle, same POV, same place, same
outfit, but just face unpixilated.
So everyone knows.
Yeah.
And then in December, he finally did the hard launch.
So it was a soft launch, October through December, December we get the hard launch, and then
they're traveling in love the past few months, and they break up, and then Chris just
finds out that he was cheating on him for quite some time, allegedly.
Yeah, and like you said, it's like not like they even try to make it.
private the but I respect Chris for that because I need to know the T and I'm glad we know I'm glad that
allegedly he's a diabolical cheater because what seems Harrison yes what Harrison then went to like people
was like um things should be private like whatever it's like okay cheater in my opinion yeah people
reached out to Harrison for a comment and he did give one he said out of respect for Chris in the
relationship we shared I'd prefer to keep matters private I don't think it's healthy or productive
for personal relationship issues to be discussed publicly and I hope we can both
move forward with kindness and respect.
Says the person that's up.
It's always the person that's like that said it.
And that's why I respect Chris for being like,
find out who you cheated.
T, I don't blame him at all for like clocking it too,
especially like your public.
And then people are probably like,
undoubtedly Harrison is gaining followers because he's like
collabing basically with Chris.
I mean, it helps both of them, you know.
Collabbing is crazy. Dating.
And it like gives Chris on the post.
It gives Harrison followers.
He was already trying to like be a lifestyle
like gay lifestyle account.
Harrison?
Yeah.
People like found his like lifestyle Instagram account.
Which was before Chris.
And then after he started dating Chris, he moved to just his personal account.
And he has since deleted all his social media because he was getting so much hate after
Chris called him out.
No, since the cheating thing?
Since the cheating thing.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He deleted TikTok and Instagram.
Has Chris had anything since on any follow up?
He has just been posting like.
his TikTok's about, like, making jokes about finding a guy, basically.
He's, like, posted the Livy Rodrigo song, Expectations.
Like, I won't settle for a guy with a fake job or whatever.
And, yeah, so he's keeping it moving, which, you know, as you, I mean, that's all you can't do, I suppose.
Yeah, I mean, you could, like, sulk and, like, write an album or something.
I don't know if he writes an album.
Is he musical?
No, he's not musical.
Chris.
Didn't he go on tour with Megan Trainor?
Well.
He was singing.
But I think he was doing like cover songs, which is no shade.
I love a cover song.
Well, maybe Megan Turner can channel that energy.
Maybe we should just write it by himself.
Only because he doesn't want to sound like Megan Trainer.
I think Megan Trainor is great.
But I think Chris also needs to find.
Could you imagine?
I see what you mean.
Yes.
Are they still friends?
I think so because he,
I think he was supposed to go on tour with her, the one that got canceled.
So I think they're still friends.
I'm pretty sure.
I love that.
I love that.
Oh, yeah, because he was defending her when she did have to announce that her tour was canceled.
making all these TikToks.
What did he say?
He was just defending her for not being a flop or whatever.
For not being a flop.
Yeah, it's like everyone's calling her flop.
It's like, you guys need to be nicer, blah, blah, blah.
Yeah, I guess the sentiment is there.
But also, yeah.
Yeah.
I mean, it's totally fine.
People can't canceling shows all the time.
Tickets are expensive.
You got to do the Madison beer route.
We're going to go $7 a ticket or something like that.
Yeah.
But if someone canceled shows, probably because tickets weren't selling and that's okay.
It's okay to flop.
I mean, Lizzo, a good.
example like she she admitted that she was a flop she admitted it wasn't what
she out like it didn't sell what she expected it to admitted that it affected her but then she said
you know what you got to keep it moving i still like the music i'm gonna keep it moving yeah period
i'm all my music flop except son wrong hands and guess what you kept it moving and now we have
hit with that pontchak step is coming soon it's a hit with that it's gonna be my korean baddie
era um so sorry to chris olson but he's a book coming out so maybe
he's trying to. Oh, does he really? Yes, I think he does. I think he saw that he has a memoir.
I love a memoir. I love a memoir at 20. I always want to read a 20-year-old memoir because I'm like,
what are we learning at 20? I'm excited to see here about what's in there for sure. Me too,
because I actually do think he recently did. Oh, he was promoting his book. That's what he was.
I was like, I recently just saw like a story time on his TikTok and it was like really sad and
it was about him being an alcoholic at a very young age and his family having intervention with him. So he probably
does have something to say. But the title should have leaned more into that. The title is
something like, I think my therapist hates me or something like that.
My therapist hates me.
But it should have been more like, I was an alcoholic at 17.
Because then I would read it.
You know what I mean?
Like when I saw that TikTok, I was like,
maybe like, my therapist hates me because I was an alcoholic I said.
Well, then that therapist should be fired because like, what?
That's so weird.
I think it should have a little more into that, like a little pun or something about,
because I didn't know that about it.
But I was like, well, now I want to read that book.
Do you know what I mean?
book titles are hard
but people come up with really bad ones in general
not him but like there's some that I'm like
what does this even mean? I'm trying to think of some memoirs that I wrote
or that I read and I was like
you know which one I loved but I hate the title
maybe people think it's like a good title but the spare
by Prince Harry I was like
I hated the title and I just wanted to read
the book and I get it he was the spare son
spare air yes because when I first heard that
I thought bowling yes that's like
these titles are like
I get it it sold well it was a thick member
more, but I was like, why is that
the title? Or like, no shade, like, in real life, journey to my
pixelated world or whatever?
Who is that? Take a guess.
In real life? Is it a streamer?
A YouTuber who came out in his book.
Oh. Do you order a memoir?
He was like three. No, two. I think it's two. I think so.
Definitely one, maybe two.
It was called IRL.
It was like, in real life, my journey to a pixelated world.
Too much. Too so much.
not so much, too much.
Oh, I want to read his now. That's so interesting.
He does a lot of books. He has like 10 books.
Yeah. Okay. In real life, my journey to a pixelated world.
Corbel name.
Like respect, because he has like 10 books and that's insane.
He's the Chris Colfer for YouTubers.
But that is like an awful title.
There's so many titles he could have been just like, yay or something.
Because that was just coming out.
Like, that would have been good, right?
Your memoir is going to be no shade because every time you say something to
shady, you're like, no.
Shane.
I was like, as you just come with something
in diabolical.
Oh, my God.
There's horrible names out there, that's for sure.
Too many memoirs.
It's just like, yeah.
Oh, my God.
Oh, other TikTok or dating news actually really quick,
Jake Shane, not to circle back to our top segment
from earlier in the show.
Just Jake Shane everything for me.
There was a clip from his interview with role model
where he was talking to his pal Tucker about,
like how he is having some dating woes that like every time he goes on a date,
no one wants to like kiss him on the first date,
even though like he really wants it.
Oh.
But then another YouTuber, uh,
quote tweeted it and his name is Keith Edwards.
And he said,
well,
we kissed on the first date,
then he ghosted me.
So he like rocked his tea.
Yeah.
So he's trying to be cute and relatable.
Like no one wants to kiss me.
He's trying to be like the downtrodden,
you know,
kicking a little pebble damn.
Why can't,
why don't anybody always like me?
Meanwhile,
he's a heartbreaker!
Oh, he kissed a ghost.
And the guy is hot.
Like, it's like a hot YouTuber.
Yeah, like tall, like muscular, handsome jawline.
I see that.
I see Jake Shane being a ghoster.
I love him.
I think so, too.
I think he is very popular.
Like you said, he's friends with all the Ike girls.
He has a big podcast.
He's fit now, which is like nail in the coffin.
It's like no more humble pie for him.
Like as soon as you're fit, forget it.
So I can see that.
I could see him be the ghoster.
But him wanting to still be relatable, be like, no, guys,
he's going to kiss me.
It's like, okay.
Yeah, clocked.
I can't even be mad at someone because, like, listen, if you're going to support Chris Olson for, you know, speaking his truth, you got to support Keith Edwards for speaking his truth about Jake Shane.
Is he an influencer Keith Edwards?
Yeah, he's like over a million followers, but he's like a political democracy commentator.
So it's just not an atmosphere.
Yeah, I didn't know because his bio is like 1.3 million followers.
Oh, wow.
And then I saw his genre and I was like, okay, that's why I don't know.
But maybe like Jake Shane was like, so like a little.
too smart for me. You know, he's like a pop culture boy.
Right. He's not really in the political world. Yeah. So maybe that has something to do with it.
Or he's just a player. Yeah, T. Which I could see. I could see this. Now that I saw this
T, I'm like, wait, I see that for him. Kiss and Ghost. Yeah. And then the course the replies were like,
wow, you couldn't waterboard this information out of me to the guy who admitted to kissing
Jake Sham. Like, what's wrong with kissing Jake Shane? I'm like, what's wrong? People are like,
they are haters. He is a cute boy. Like, he's cute. I think so too. I think he's super cute. We're so weird.
I know.
They're weird things.
I saw that interview.
I saw clips of it.
So the one where role model said he wants to have a baby.
Yes.
But by himself.
He said,
role model said that he wants to have a daughter but be a single dad.
That's so specific.
Yeah, I was very specific.
And then he said, well, first that poll quote happened where it's like I want to have a daughter by myself and I want to be a single dad.
And he went on to say that he thinks it would be cool to like raise a daughter by himself.
and kind of have her be, uh, his like mini-me in a way, like have her identity be like shaped around
him. So it was getting kind of weird. Yeah. But then I read the, the rest of the interview. Okay. It was cold.
And I think he was being jockey because he was like, yeah, like, I'll just pay the surrogate,
like with Venmo and a handshake. And I was like, oh, I think he was being silly. Got it, got it.
Because people take it seriously. Yeah, because people magazine took just that one quote about wanting to be
a single dad with a daughter. And he got so much backlash. Like, everyone,
one in the comments was like roasting him and like going in on like how weird it was.
I don't know if it was.
I was interested to see what you thought.
Yeah.
Take out the context of it being silly.
Like was just that idea weird being single dad?
Oh.
And a daughter like so specific.
I don't know if it necessarily.
I think it's like cute when a dad wants to be like a girl dad.
I think that's cute.
I think it's like to.
I don't know.
Maybe to want to be a single dad is crazy.
Like respect to single.
dad and single moms or people like Perez Hilton who like realize he's not going to have a life
partner so he's like I'm just going to have kids on my own like I I like I like I like
I like it to just kind of like want that that's not so bad maybe it's the wanting like a little
mini version I learn that or like too I get I get the I get the and the sentiment of being like oh I
want a mini me but I guess it is a little narcissistic to just want a child to have a little
version of yourself like they're their own person yeah but you don't really know that until
you have a kid because I definitely wanted a daughter to be like I want a mini me
I want a mini Trish and then you just realize like oh they're like their own person yeah I think
one time I asked Malibu like and I was like do you think you look more like I'll bet her
mommy and she like I look like me and I was like oh period at three so I feel like early on you
kind of know they're kind of their own person so it is kind of a weird thing when people say
that to me or just say that in general I don't think it's cute though that a dad wants a
girl I think it's like he's too young to want to be a single dad
But I don't know.
I guess like why do you need a partner to have a kid?
And I go back and forth with that too.
Because I think for when I met Moses, I was like on the journey of being like,
I think I'm just going to have a kid by myself.
So I got the money for it.
I know.
It was interesting to see you get so much backlash.
I didn't think anything was like innately wrong with it.
But then some of the comments, I mean, most of the backlash was from women.
So I'm like, let me not speak over the queen.
So I'm like, let me.
Oh, really?
What did they say?
Like just they thought it was creepy or what?
Like I don't know.
And also.
I mean, that's not.
One comment was that it's,
there's something fundamentally alarming
in this current political landscape
about the idea of actively desiring to remove women
from any of the process of raising children
just reserving them for the production of them.
Oh, no, that's weird.
I feel like surrogates are surrogates.
That's like they're worried about,
because a woman's not raising the baby?
I guess just having a woman not only
just giving the baby handshake and then kicking out.
A lot of serrogates want, I don't think that's a weird.
I feel like that's weird.
No, I feel like a lot of surrogates like it, enjoy it, want it.
I would love to be a seragic.
I say that all the time.
I wish I could have like babies for everybody if my body worked properly.
Like I'd be having babies for literally everybody.
I think it's the coolest thing in the whole world.
Because raising the kids hard, that part's hard.
But if I could have babies for literally everybody, I would.
I would have babies for anybody who wanted it.
That's the thing.
This conversation is such an objective because she loves being pregnant.
She enjoyed her pregnancy so much.
And we know people that had traumatic pregnancy.
and trauma like birth, you know what I mean?
Yeah, but I'm saying.
So they would be like, they would want to have a surrogate.
You want to be a surrogate.
Yeah, but I think some people are like saying like, oh, like, you know, I guess their argument
is that a woman, like the mother shouldn't be, should be raising the baby that they birth.
But there's like two different things.
There's like the parent.
There's like the birth mom.
And a lot of birth moms can like detach.
I really think, I don't know if that's like, you know, like if role model wants
a baby.
I was like, can you carry it for me and just give me.
I would be, yeah.
I'm like, here's a baby because I like love being.
it and I could detach myself from it. Especially it's not my egg. Usually surrogates don't use their own egg.
So it's really detached from them. So it's really like, yes, you carry the baby, but I,
I don't know. I think, I don't know. I never had a baby that, like, wasn't mine in my belly.
But I would assume you could detach. I don't know. Even me, like, kind of like a hot take.
I mean, I was kind of detached from my babies in my belly. I was never like the minute they
were born. You know what I mean? Like, I liked being pregnant. I don't know if I was like super
attached at the womb. Some people are. I don't know if I was. I don't know if I was.
was even when Malba was born it is very like surreal so I think if it wasn't my egg on
top of that I get attached surrogates are surrogates for a reason I think everyone needs to like
chill I get it though I get it's a hot button issue I get what people are saying but
there's people who should be surrogates and detached and then there's people who can't
and that's fine I don't know men should be allowed to have babies and daughters and I don't
think it's creepy I don't think it's weird I think it's weird when people think it's weird
when people think it's weird like change they chose boys no one's like it's weird you
chose two boys. You know, I mean, maybe people did. Who knows, who knows what people said.
But I think it's okay to want, we have a gay couple that has daughters and stuff like that.
And it's just like, you just choose it. You know, I don't know. Or sometimes you don't choose.
Sometimes you choose the best embryo. I don't know. People get too worried about other people's.
Also, Tendez sounds like a joke anyway. So it sounds like he's not even trying to have a kid.
And now here we are having a full-length discussions. But you know what I will say about Jake is like he did handle it very.
I saw the, I watched the clip
and his reaction was like, okay, so he was like
really trying to understand it rather than make a joke because
like, I think you're right, I think role model was kind of like making a joke
and but Jake was trying to take it seriously. It's like, oh, okay,
like a surrogate. Just in case.
Yeah, yeah, he was like, let me play this.
Cool. And so he did a good job on that.
I don't know who role model is, but he seems unsurious.
You DM'd him to sing with you at your Greek show.
Did I? What? What song is he sing?
Because he put you, Sally when the wine, whatever is Sally?
Sally when the one's doing the Sally?
Who's the Sally?
Hilary,
yes,
yes.
Okay.
And he put your name as,
what was it,
his set list one day?
Like he wrote like
the Tricia Peda store,
remember?
Yes.
And then after you saw that
he put your name.
Oh, right.
I was like,
oh, he knows who I am.
Yes.
Love your own model.
Yes.
I can't have any more kids.
Actually,
I could have a kid.
I guess I can carry a kid.
I just can't get one up my tubes.
I can't have sperm go up there.
I carry a kid.
Yeah, you still have a one.
But my uterus is very thin,
so I don't know if that's going to happen.
But I would do it.
I would offer my uterus to you.
If you want a daughter, especially a daughter, I'd love to carry a girl.
If I don't get them on the show, then what the hell will?
Yeah, I would love you on the show.
We need some guests coming up for November and December.
So if you would like to be a guest, let us know.
You should take that giant Aquaman with you to Comic-Con.
All I see is this huge Aquaman.
The cons doesn't mean bringing that to Comic-Con for like.
One of the last episode is behind me because of Aquaman's birthday.
Oh, I was like, why is that there?
It's so big and it's giving, it's giving those, like, objects and waters that people are scared of.
Like, what's it called?
The animatronia?
Yeah, yes, yes.
Oh, the phobia?
Yeah, the phobia where it's like underneath the water.
Like, it looks like something that's, like, so scary underneath the water.
And all you see is this giant Aquaman.
Because what's for Aquaman's birthday?
But now I'm back to displaying your book.
Oh, thank you so much.
Submechanophobia.
Sub mechanophobia.
I'm on that side of TikTok, and that's giving some mechanophobia if it was underneath the water.
The story I was obsessed with was the stars of the new Descendants movie.
Did you see any of their press store?
I just saw people saying someone lost too much weight.
Well, yes, that was also.
I'm also, I'm on that side of everyone just like,
everyone's getting so skinny, but that's all I saw.
Well, Kylie Contral and Malia Baker,
they're the stars of the new Descendants movie,
and they are continuing the generational Disney Channel curse
of feuding best friends or co-stars,
feuding over a boy and having a big fallout.
Oh, no.
I know.
How are we in 2020?
six fighting of a boys.
Still happening.
And they're on a press tour
promoting descendants and they are paired
in interviews together.
And everyone is kind of
aware of their few, like all the interviewers
and they're kind of tiptoeing around the themes
of friendship in the movie because their characters
are best friends. So it's a lot
of, you know, sisterhood and friendship
questions. And there's
this one interview that went viral
where Malia is talking about
how like loyalty is important to her.
And Kylie is just sitting
there like making faces and rolling her eyes as she's talking about loyalty because the lore is in
2025 Kylie was dating the star of the zombies movies.
Okay.
Meel and him?
No, but I forgot about him.
Was he in zombies?
Yes, he was.
Okay.
Right?
Yeah.
He can play you.
Meel and him can play you.
I like him.
I mean, it could be young Moses, I guess.
Yeah.
I guess I meet Moses when he's 41, but.
I mean a flashback.
Flash, I mean we didn't know each other.
Okay, you're right, you're right.
Okay, back to Asker Isaac.
But she was dating Zombies Four actor Malachi Barton in October.
And things ended up visiting out a couple months later.
And then Malachi dated her co-star and descendants and also like really good friend, Malia.
So Malachi went from dating Kylie and then immediately went to dating Malia.
Okay.
And then they dated for a few.
months as well.
And their relationship got leaked when someone took a photo of Malia and like Malachi
holding hands out on like a Christmas date at the farmer's market or whatever.
Okay.
And then everyone kind of put two and two together.
And then Kylie and Malia had like a big falling out after that.
And are either one of them with him now?
Because all the comments are always like all this over a Maga boy.
So everything.
Oh, there it is.
Okay, got it.
Yeah.
God, there must be a very small dating pool in the Disney world.
It's like high school.
It's like they all just kind of date the same person.
And also like the zombies and descendants, like I guess how it all happened is they were
doing like a joint tour.
So that's when like Malachi and Kylie first got together and then the betrayal.
Yeah.
And then as soon as Kylie found out, um, that Malia was dating her ex-boyfriend, she like
swiftly unfollowed them on Instagram and the unfollow is always the tea.
Yeah.
That's when you know.
There was always the T, yeah.
And this was all at the end of last year is when it all, like, went down.
So.
Well, they should be bonding now.
It's like, this is the time now we're like, oh, he was an asshole.
Like, let's bond together as friends.
Tea.
And, yeah, you would think, I don't know.
I'm assuming Kylie is the one that's, like, really holding on to it because, like, that was her friend.
Also, she's been, like, doing interviews and stuff.
Like, she did, you know, those on the street, like TikTok interviews.
Oh, yes, love those.
And it's like the one thing.
The one worst thing you can do to your best friend is date their ex.
And then she has a song coming out on her album this week that's talking about now.
There's like a boy, there's a boy-shaped space between us.
And it's like obviously a song about her friendship.
It's giving what Sabrina and Olivia?
Yes, it is giving driver's license teas.
What's the lyric?
I bet you're with that blonde girl.
Oh, yeah.
Yes.
It is a generational Disney Channel crystal.
I mean, Hillary, Lindsay, Aaron Carter.
Gosh, you're right.
Miley Slena, Nick Jonas.
Wow.
Wow.
That is crazy.
Olivia Sabrina, Joshua Bassett, and now Kylie Malia and Malachi.
And all these guys are not cute.
I know.
They need more boys over at Disney Channel, I guess.
I guess that really is the team, right?
There's not a lot of hot ones.
Yeah.
Especially those, like, musical boys, too, I think.
Like, the boys that sing, I feel like they kind of get away with a lot.
That's true.
They get away with everything.
I do love zombies and descendants.
I want to get in one of those movies.
I do love those.
The kids like them.
Honestly, T, you could be like.
like one of the parents I guess is Rita Ora
Yes I loved her in the descendants one that she was in I was like
I would have killed a be in that role any of those I would love to be in
They are kind of your nonchos actually Disney and singing yeah the costumes of wigs
Yeah honestly like I was like kind of scoffing at the concept of this movie and I saw like the trailer
But then I keep seeing like tea about their feud and that it's like kind of selling me on it
I'm like oh this kind of a maybe they do it on purpose maybe they do it so you're more intrigued
Kind of I am I'm like well
I know any of these people are.
But it's funny because after all those clips went viral,
now they added another cast member.
Actually, the girl who plays, like,
the Demi Lovato role in The New Camp Rock,
she's, like, one of the actors and descendants.
So now they put the three of them together.
And now they're having, they're, like, laughing, smiling.
I feel like...
On the press tour?
Yeah, so I think Disney was like,
girls, you got to clean it up.
Like, you got to sell the fantasy.
It's giving, like, when...
Was it...
Who was she dating?
Demi Lovato did one of the Jonas brothers,
and they had a sing...
Joe, yes.
And they had a thing there.
So it was on all the GMAs and all that stuff like that.
Got to fake it.
You got to sell it.
I know.
But damn, Disney really got to start incorporating some kind of guidance counselor or something to navigate the love triangle.
Maybe an HR person to be like, don't date each other.
Yes, you do need an HR person.
You should definitely be like, you can't date each other.
That's so weird.
And if you do, you're fired.
You'll never work at Disney again.
Okay.
That's what you should do.
Is that how HR works in corporate?
I know I'm going to cancel for asking another corporate question.
I never had a corporate job.
I don't know how it works.
Can you date somebody?
It depends.
You can't date like you get in trouble if you're a senior role and you date like a subordinate,
but if two coworkers date you have to disclose it.
Yeah, I watched the office so I know.
Maybe that, yes.
Okay.
You need to disclose that.
So can you date a PA at your work?
I think so.
We're not the same department.
Like, we're not, I'm not, like, a manager.
Higher.
I think it has to be,
someone has to report to me.
Like, I couldn't date my straight woman manager.
Yeah.
But, um, yeah.
But, yeah, I feel like that is like, no, like, duh, like, why?
I know, yeah.
But I guess people are doing that.
I mean, yes, like the Jumbotron of it all.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, was he?
The whole play concert.
Oh, yeah.
That is, okay, so.
But Disney just should just not date each other while you're,
until the movie is done being promoted.
I guess.
And then I guess.
enforce some kind of jurisdiction or something.
But I guess that is their high school.
The dating pool is going to be really small.
How old are they, these kids?
Early 20s.
Oh, okay, so they're older.
Yeah, and then the girl who you said everyone's saying is skinny as Malia.
Everyone is concerned for her losing weight.
Did she lose a lot of weight, huh?
They're 21.
Yeah, I mean, she wasn't big, obviously to begin with,
but she definitely has lost like a noticeable amount of weight.
Why isn't that's more jarring, right?
It's like when someone is skinny to begin with.
Yeah.
And then they lose weight and you're just like, are you okay because you were already skinny?
Yeah.
Especially when you're like 21, everyone has like baby face, baby fat.
You see it in Zendaya who's like so, so thin.
But like you look at her and her Disney Channel show and she has like baby fat.
Like her face is just like cutesy as opposed to when you get older like anglers out.
So it is a little, I suppose, concerning when people lose a lot of weight when you're already thin.
Yeah.
The Bidis Morpia is real.
Yeah.
Everyone is someone else too because it was her and someone else.
They're like this person got.
too thin.
I don't know what it was, but...
I mean, I see it for everybody.
I think Kyah Gerber gets that a lot, too, now.
Everyone kind of...
Yeah.
Too.
Me too.
Hello, for real.
Every day from Oscar, he's like, you're at getting so scary.
I am scared. I'm like, oh, my God.
I love that one.
You know, just, just crushing it over here in a TLP one.
And I do have the issue
apology because last episode
I believe it was I said like
who would be my time influenced her of the year
I said Tar Yami little did I know
she was in the middle of a hate campaign
Oh no what was she? Wait last week
What happened
So she
ended up collabing with
Someone from Love Island his name is
Caleb he was like the most
followed male
Islander out of the villa
And
pretty much like
The same week he got, he returned home.
He was like, seen partying and collabing with Tara.
And Caleb said that, uh, he had actually DM Tar Yammy, like before he was on Love Island,
like shooting his shot with her or whatever.
Wow.
And, uh, he's like, oh, she finally, like, responded to me now that I was on Love Island.
But he meant it like, he didn't mean it in a shady way.
He meant it like in a cool way that they were like friends now.
Right, right, right.
He's like, I've been DMing you and now you notice.
Yes.
But everyone else took it like, oh, you only care because he's,
famous now and Tar yami got hate for it and that the male censored allegations and uh so like yeah
of course i didn't know who this person was before he probably had like 5,000 followers yeah i only care now
that of course like i mean like that's so stupid you only care too like everyone only cares because
we know him from love island yeah yeah what do you mean like of course i'll be like oh yeah i know t i didn't
realize i guess i did realize but i forget like how much hate she gets i was like oh um yeah because
and i understand a bit of like the male centered allegations too because people are like well why
she collab with like the girls from Love Island
But also I think her demo is like more split
Like I feel like she does get a lot of like male
Like her audience is also a lot of guys too
Interesting
And she does have like girl friends
Like she like are in her videos and stuff too
So yeah when she was here she said she is like private little dinners
With like Pokemon and stuff like that
It seems to be girl she always gives me girl vibes
She was on Holly Madison's podcast and stuff
So I feel like she gives girl vibes
But I guess the whole theater at all that's
called pick me. People don't like a pick me girl, which I don't think, I don't know.
I can see it. I can see it because she's like always around the boys, but.
Yeah. I mean, my hot take, again, tomatoes at the ready everybody, but I think it becomes like a,
it goes around because I think you accuse her of being a pick me because she like does content
and collabs with guys. But then it's like you're kind of a pick me for calling her a pick me because
you know what I? Yeah. Yeah, totally. Because I did see someone on TikTok actually and she didn't
get a lot of like backlash for it because she was trying to be like to her gum he's like such a
pick me but then she kind of like said she's like uh you know she's probably having sex with all
them like something so crazy.
Oh my God.
It's like wait, you just like slushamed her.
Something like that maybe she didn't say it's so verbatim but it was definitely like you know
she's just being all slutty with these people or something like something crazy and everyone's
like girl what?
Like you're not a girl's girl like why are you saying that about her just because she's around
these boys like assuming she has sex with all them like it's so crazy.
And it's kind of like her job as an influencer to collab with like the
the rising stars.
And I think it's like easier for her to collab with like a guy because then you kind
of get the whole like Jake Weber of it all too of like, oh, are they like let's ship them.
Are they aren't they?
Like it worked really well with her and Rob.
And also it's mutual.
Like the guys are also profiting and not getting any of the pushback that she is good.
Yeah.
They probably love it too.
You know who was a pick me?
Do you remember this place all the time in my TikTok?
Like 2010 is.
It's like 2010 Vanessa Hutchins where they're at a photo call for high school musical.
I'm assuming it's three.
And when she jumps in the air and then she's like, oh.
She jumps in the air and like lands fine.
And then everyone's like giggling laughing.
It's over.
And then she like falls.
And then Zach and Corbyn both like come to help her.
And she's like on the ground and laughing.
And everyone's just like, you were fine girl.
Like she gives a little picme.
I mean, I do.
I like her, but she gives a little picnic for sure.
Yeah, T.
I haven't seen that clip a lot too.
I do agree with my own.
I love watching.
I actually send you all the old compilations.
When I see old clips, they just crack me up.
There's so many that I laugh at.
And I can't even think of them.
But that's what I watch at night before I go to bed.
And I think that's why I have fun dreams because I just like watch funny clips.
Just like old clips.
And you're just like, like I do see the one.
Not that it's funny.
But it's a little funny.
If James Charles is like falling in the mall.
Oh, yes.
Because also that's like something I would also do.
But it's just so funny.
Like every single time you're just like, what?
They have the Sister Squad Christmas Challenge.
think yeah I know it very well oh my god that's literally my idea for Patreon for us on just
Trish was the secret Santa mall challenge we'll be the sister squad at the Topanga Mall
I'm excited for that one yeah that in the kangaroo yoga did you see that I started a group chat
in Instagram I put you and Jimmy in the group chat Moses like I told him I'm like yeah I can't
add you in the group chat like would not let me do it for some reason but it's like Alexis
Oakley she did a and she did it with another influencer I forgot her name I love her so much Lauren
Goodwin.
They did like, you remember goat yoga was the thing back in the day?
Yes, I know you did that.
I did it in my apartment, and it was like so scary.
They have kangaroo yoga, because goats are a little demonic, but they have baby
kangaroo yoga here in L.A.
Yeah, mm-hmm.
And they were like, the kangaroos jump on your back.
I want to do that.
Anyways, that's part of our Patreon.
And the babies?
Of course.
You're not going to have a 500 kangaroo on your back.
The little baby ones.
And they were wild.
I sent it to you in the group chat on Instagram.
They were wild.
I put a little rainbow so you guys know.
And it's so cute.
I was like, we're doing this for Patreon.
Then the marathon.
Jimmy, I'm sending you the link to the marathon, the Baby King Ruse, the Secret Santa,
the Librae Tarpitz, and the Universal.
Our Patreon's going to be lit.
I do fear the Librae Tarpitz is like closing soon, but yes.
For good?
I'm pretty sure.
No, we have to go.
Maybe we can give us some of the stuff.
You know like a closing sale?
No, like the animal's stuck in the tar.
Oh, it's already closed for two years until 2028.
for the Olympics is when it's
reopening.
What are they doing?
The animals are stuck in the tar.
What are they going to do?
What are they redoing?
That's so weird.
Are you kidding?
Wait, why did you tell me this?
I would have made this so urgent.
I've been so excited about this.
A $240 million project.
What?
Okay, we can probably put that towards something else.
Like anything else probably.
I know.
The homeless in L.A.?
Like, we don't need tar that bad.
That's so real.
You're so right.
They're literally busting on house people away.
And it's just like, we should actually get them out.
Okay, that was a little problematic, L.A.
We might have to look into that.
I don't know.
I mean, I love that it's going to the Liberate Tarvitz,
but $240 million is a little excessive, maybe a million.
Yeah.
I think it was fine the way it was.
Yeah, I'm so sad, so we'll never get that.
Because that was so childhood for me was going to Librate Targets.
I guess 2028.
No.
Mark that down.
All right.
Well, guys, take that off the Patreon list.
But we'll re, we'll interchange it with the kangaroo.
Oh, period.
Okay.
Yoga.
It's going to be lit.
Is it ethical?
I'm assuming, right?
Yeah.
I mean, they're just helping around.
What is it?
You know what I mean?
They're probably getting treats for it.
So they're probably happy, I would assume.
I think it looks so much fun.
I was like, oh my God, this looks so great.
I'm down.
I've never seen a kangaroo in person, I don't think.
Not even at the zoo.
I know.
I'm like, they just in L.A. like that.
I know they box.
I know that kangaroos can fight, so.
You know, fight one?
No, I would never.
But I guess if they're small.
Like in the, like, in the little.
while in Australia, like, when they're aggressive, they just like start punching.
They start swaying.
I'm being so serious.
I like that.
I like that.
Okay.
At least they can defend themselves.
I'm excited for that.
Maybe they were in Australia, actually.
No, but I think it was L.A.
But I'd never seen a kangaroo here.
You're so right about it.
Yeah, I really never have.
That's so weird.
I have to ask them.
Oh, yeah.
The first thing that comes up is kangaroo yoga at Los Angeles.
Really?
Yeah.
Oh, it's an Agua Dulce.
What's awkward?
Where's Agua Dulce?
Towards like Santa Claus.
This is very specific news, but my brother used to live there, actually.
Really?
Yeah.
I love Santa Clarina.
It's like 45 minutes away.
It's really not bad, yeah.
That's where Magic Mountain is.
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Oh, they have a lot of animals.
They have emos and foxes as well, so I guess we can...
That's a variety.
Emu foxes and...
Okay, a porcupine.
There's a porcupine named Quilly Islish.
Needs to meet that queen.
Oh, my gosh.
You need to meet that queen.
I'll let them up for real.
That'd be really fun to go there.
There's an emu named Shimu.
That's fierce.
That's fierce.
That's fierce.
Oh, God, their puns are good.
They need to come up with my more titles.
That's really good.
The kangaroo is named Bellaroo.
Wow.
I love that.
Oh, my God.
I love it.
We need to go.
That's going to be so fun.
Oh, yeah.
They got everything.
Get the kids.
They got sugar gliders.
They got wolves, bunnies.
Wow.
Sugar gliders.
That's cute.
Oh, my God.
That's cute.
Oh, my God.
It's going to be cute.
We have to go when it's so hot.
We left the house yesterday.
I was like, melting.
Yeah, we got away a little bit, but...
Why is it so dang hot?
Like, we don't need this.
Because my dad's making AI photos to him and...
Messy.
You're dead and my dad.
What can I do?
What can I do?
Green the heat wave.
Oh, my God, you're right.
Damn.
You think he's going to be AIing it up
while he's at your house this weekend?
I'm sure.
I'll come back.
Although his Instagram will be like nuts.
Wait, that's really cute.
How do I meet your parents?
Maybe meet them somehow.
Just go over, I guess.
Go pay them a visit and see a wellness check on my fish.
Do you like how stuff?
I'm sorry.
housewarming party yeah you know housewarming that's really cute I kind of love this now
about your parents I didn't know you know I was 80 I think that's so cute I love that my dad has my
sister has an older dad her dad's older than my dad too I want to say he might be 80 maybe 75 I can't
remember but she has her under dad as well you're the same age right yeah I think her dad was
yeah I think her dad was like 42 or 43 when he had her might be that sounds right then you're
34 she would be 33 but she can be 34 soon hmm interesting we like that
I like dads that are just present in a child's life.
And sometimes you need to be older to have that happen.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
Shout out to the dads.
For the most part.
For the most part.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I believe.
Two days, a month after Father's Day but work.
Short.
What the hell is short.
What the hell is sure.
I know.
The Father's Day, though.
What about it?
I don't know if I should we celebrate that much.
That.
Anyways, the good fathers, you're doing good.
Yeah.
Role model.
Hang in there, maybe you'll soon enough.
Well, he's trying to be.
Before getting him a chance.
Damn.
We've got to find out if you're serious about it or not.
DM him.
I will.
A second time.
He left me on red the first time.
But I will.
You know what's at crumble this week?
Do you like the thin cookies at crumble?
I don't know if I've ever had them.
The thin ones on crumble?
I feel like I've only had their thick ass, like, cakes and all that.
Than ones?
I had the chocolate chip came back yesterday.
Because they used to have chocolate chip every week as a thin cookie.
It only used to be on Thursdays.
Now it's the entire week.
I've also haven't heard anything about crumble in the longest time.
Yeah, they're kind of not good.
And also, they're like 5,000 calories for what?
But the thin cookies are so good.
They're, like, thin and chewy.
And they have an M&M one this week.
And it's a thin M&M.
Because usually they have, like, crazy bad flavors as the thin ones,
but it's a thin cookie.
And you get an emin two.
One cookie is two.
You get two thin cookies for the price of one.
And it is so good.
But yeah, no one's really talking about it.
The last week they had a little beach bucket,
a strawberry shortcake beach bucket.
Oh, I think I saw that on TikTok.
It looked kind of cool, but I passed on that one.
Yeah, when we had our crumble.
era. We didn't really like the cakey ones
usually, right? Yeah. Although
not sponsored Domino's has a new lava cake out today.
I have heard about those. The Smoors one.
That one looked really good. I almost got it, but I wasn't open yet.
And then Popeye's had cheese curds. I'm very on snackolators.
And I just have a little bit before anyone come across me
for the gym boat. You can even check in there. You know what?
Let me show you right now. Because I feel like people like, you know she ate the whole
thing. I didn't. I can have fine. Everybody on TikTok
is like, you know when she put it down. She ate the whole size.
Yes, I went to Costco and I literally had like two bites of their shaking fingers,
which was trashed, by the way.
They were like...
They're bad.
It's like chubby, floppy, flimsy.
It's not crispy.
I know.
We like the crispy little ones I thought of you.
And I literally had two bites.
And I'm going to throw these out.
And they're like, no, she's not.
Yes, I did.
And then same thing with the pizza.
I had the pizza.
And I was good after three bites.
I literally was like, I don't want to get sick off this.
I want to have three bites.
And I can stop myself.
And I was great.
And same thing with the cheese curds.
I did stop myself after I said I was going to stop myself.
Because it was the right amount.
It was the good amount.
I don't want to get, again, cheese and fried.
You don't want to get too sick.
And I feel great, and I have the right amount.
And not to be, we are sponsored by Roe today, but not to be that person.
But it really does kind of just, you just know.
You just kind of stop.
Your stomach kind of starts feeling a little bit of the grease.
And you're like, I'm good at, like, three.
When I could have, like, taken down that whole thing.
So it does work.
You can still have stuff in moderation, just like those little thing cookies.
I do have, like, a little half of those cookies, and they are so good.
Things are those lava cakes.
I'm going to try those lovac.
Misconception about GLP1.
Sorry to not make this an ad row ad again.
But people are like, what are we talking about on here?
I think we were talking about it where people like, you just don't want food anymore.
Like, food doesn't taste good.
Yeah, and the people will say that out of the ones that shouldn't be on.
They're like, teeny.
That's what I'm saying to.
Food who's like, I'm sick for days and I'm in bed for the first day after.
No shade.
But it's like Whitney Levin who's like, like, well, you're teeny tiny.
Yeah, like, maybe not meant.
And it's meant for us fatty.
Let us have one thing.
And I feel so great on it.
And food tastes amazing.
And I love, I love, like, thinking about a delicious meal.
But once I have it, I have a couple bites and that's it.
But I'm so excited.
Satisfied.
I remember I said, I didn't want to be on a GLP1.
Because I'm like, Trisha, I said she didn't want to be on it.
I'm the only reason I didn't want to be on it is, am I going to lose my happiness because I love eating?
And it's like, no, I actually get more of the food I like because I had this little treat,
but now I can have another little treat later.
And you just have it in moderation and it's great.
And it's amazing.
So anyways, sponsored by.
Brough actually gave me this cup.
Oh, love that.
When I was on the little set for the GLP ones, my ads are playing now.
You guys, I did this whole day of row ads like four or five different commercials and they kind of pop up and Jimmy sent one of me as like a fortune teller.
He's like, I didn't even know you did this.
And I was like, I know.
I love that it kind of just like pops up randomly and it almost looks a little AI, but it really wasn't me.
Yeah.
I was just really high quality.
Yeah.
I forget because I, whenever I did mine, I put, they like, I don't know, they asked if they could use it or whatever.
Yeah, sure.
And then they randomly just started posting it as a real.
Like I didn't even know what's happening.
All of a sudden I got all these notifications.
And I was like, okay.
Work. It's a real.
And everyone thinks AI. I know it's mean.
That is so funny. Why do they think that? Because mine too.
I don't know. I guess maybe because they add some like graphics and stuff.
So it looks like, I don't know, the TikTok.
Yeah. The random TikTok.
Well, we are row. Girlies through and through it. I'm proud of it and I love it.
And it works. Yeah, it works for the people.
Well, it works for everyone. But it's meant for people who need it.
Who actually have food, food struggles, food noise.
And fat. People.
who want to lose weight
and just have better overall health care
anyways not to make it another ad row but
row ad why do I keep getting those
am I dyslexic I'm always
like flipping things around
I'm not kidding
maybe I am
because I'm always switching the words around
your audiobook is always
oh my god maybe I'm doing that this week
too oh my god
eight hours for five days
eight hours a day five days
that's going to be the dyslexia task for sure
I want to can I read as fast as possible
I can get it done in like two days I'm like I don't need five days
I can just do it super, super quick.
I don't know how it's going to go, but get the audiobook, too.
It's going to be amazing.
Well, that's our hottest topic.
Okay, we did good.
We did it, yeah.
We crushed.
It almost feels like, I guess because you're going on, not you're going on vacation,
but it feels like since I'm not going to see you for like.
I know, over eight days, nine days.
Yeah.
It's going to be a while.
And I'm, I guess I'm leaving to Atlanta, which is not really a vacation,
but I'm just speaking on a panel very, very.
business panel which I'm very excited about.
It's not even open to the public. It's just
what's that called?
Inner.
Industry? Yeah, it's like an industry. I'm very
excited. I'm going to be an expert speaker
and I have a little pinstripe suit in there that I'm
going to wear it tomorrow. So I guess
because I feel like I'm going on vacation even though I'm not.
I'm only gone 17 hours and you're going to Comic Con
feels like vacation. I guess it just feels like summer
vacation started for us and it's like that's it.
Last day of school. We crushed it, but we will see each other in nine
days. My sister will be here for hot topics this week and then we'll see what happens next week.
We might have a guest. Might be just Moses doing conspiracies on his own. Let's do a whole Moses
episode actually. Channel water comes to Just Trish. Finally you get your video and Channel
Water. Yeah. He still doesn't mention me even though it's Just Trish. He's like and still single.
That's it. But that's not it because we're going to Patreon. Patreon.com slash Just Trish where we do
bonus episodes. Oh, I did a whole hour long Q&A last week. I was I was really chatty last
week. I had a lot to say. I know when you left because you had to go work and Moses had to go
do his cooking video. So I was like left. I'm like, what am I going to do by myself? But actually
had a lot of questions. Literally in like 10 minutes, I would like put up a little Patreon.
I was like, ask me questions. I got like 100 questions in like 15 minutes, which is more
than it happens at Instagram. Yeah. So you guys were really popping. I was replying to comments
yesterday. You guys were great. I feel like I'm really raw. Not that. It was really fun. I love
just doing an hour long straight of talking.
It was great.
So anyways,
check it out.
We love you guys,
and we'll see you over at the extended hot topics.
Have an absolutely great week.
Have fun at Comic-Con.
Stay safe, you.
Stay safe you while I'm gone.
Everyone just stay safe and cool.
Don't melt.
Don't go see the Odyssey without me.
My 17 hours, I'm away.
Four of those hours.
You'll be spending watching the Odyssey.
You'll be watching it on the airplane.
I wish.
I would love.
Oh, my God, I can't wait.
And we'll see you guys soon.
I don't know with airplanes to have Shake Shack.
Have you seen that?
No.
Wait, the plane?
Yes, there's an airline that serves a shake shack.
I keep seeing people be like, thank you for the shake shack on board.
Oh, that's...
We've got to find out how to get it.
I know, that sounds really good.
I imagine the whole airplane's smelling like...
Well, that's your worst fear.
I don't mind when an airplane smells like food.
I love Pan Express on an airplane.
Like, open that shit up.
Like, I love smelling it.
It's so good.
What do you mean?
I love it.
Oh, my God.
People who say that are so weird.
I'm like, just get over it.
Close your nose.
Like, I don't know what to say.
Not on a airplane.
Delta.
Delta?
Yeah.
I think I find Delta, actually.
Oh my gosh.
That's so exciting.
Oh my God, please have Shake Shack.
I'd be so cool.
Although, probably would be how I like it
because I just like a plane burger
and Moses won't be there to scrape off
the lettuce and ketchup for me.
So they did yesterday when they came Shake Shack.
They came with the whole thing.
And I was like, ugh, can't eat it.
All right.
We love you guys.
Thanks for being here.
And we'll see you later this week.
Have fun.
Have great week.
Bye.
