Just Trish - Just Trish Episode for Jun 02, 2026

Episode Date: June 2, 2026

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Starting point is 00:00:00 How can working at your local Tim's take you further? Sure, you can level up your teamwork skills. You also get a chance to receive a Tim Horntz Scholarship Award. Ready for what's next? Apply today at careers.timhorins.ca. If I made a horror movie, it would definitely be during the vlog squad days for sure. And I'm trying to think who I would cast in all of it, because I have some thoughts, you know? And if it's a movie, it's fiction, you know, anything can happen to anybody, you know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:00:28 So I feel like, I hope this is the last time. It's just so weird. And it's just like, you just see this like dad. It just looks embarrassing and you're on live. And who are you talking to? Who are you trying to appeal to? Like, it's just, the people on TikTok Live are going to help you get Charlie back. Like, I'm just so confused.
Starting point is 00:00:43 Like, this is such a weird way to go about everything. Oh, my God. Happy Pride Month. I hope you all are celebrating with your rainbows bursting out of those harnesses. Just all over the place. The crotch rockets. the poppin, poppers, all of it, the pink cowboy hats, the rainbow hair. What's over?
Starting point is 00:01:30 Oh, you have rainbow? Okay. I was like, what's that? Love it. Okay. Happy Pride Month from all of us at Just Trish. You know, it's June. It's June.
Starting point is 00:01:41 Corporations over here, like Just Trish are like, well, time to get rainbow-fied. We are all of a sudden, yes, we're here. We've been here and queer for a very long time. I think Oscar Cray pointed out this morning that 99. 9% of the Trishaverse is gay. Statistically speaking, yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:01:59 From our poll, our census. Oh, like the audience. I thought he meant like the crew. Oh, because he had pictures of you and Jimmy and Dallas and Daring. Oh, but you're so right. I assume that meant like everyone, like the viewers too. But I think if we also took a census, it was still hold up. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:02:15 Yeah. And we love that. We're here for it all year round, not just June. But it is June. So if you guys know any good queer organizations, to donate to, we'll be donating all month. And let us know in the comments below your favorite. Even if there's like niche ones, even if there's
Starting point is 00:02:29 like GoFundMeas. Like they're, you know, just like more we'll donate to the big ones, the little ones. We love donating this time of year. No size queens over here, baby. No. Ooh, I like that. We take it all. Mm-hmm. We sure do.
Starting point is 00:02:41 We both will donate charity to all charities. We love it. And you guys can too this Pride Month. Don't discriminate against big or small. Anyways, we've lost the plot and we're only 10 minutes in, but it is pride and happy pride. Thank you so much.
Starting point is 00:02:58 What are you doing to honor it? I'm gonna be gayer than ever, baby. Okay. How do you start? Boots the house down. That's a good one. Play. Well, yes. Me and Tanna's song, they'll never be released. I don't know what happened. I recorded, she recorded.
Starting point is 00:03:16 And one of the lyrics was it was Boots the House down. It was in there. And I remember being like, I don't know. I don't know what this means, but it was, now I know it's like iconic. It's part of queer culture, but it was such a good part of our course. I don't want to give the course, but it was such a good song. It was such a good song.
Starting point is 00:03:31 Remember I was like so bean about it? And it was like, I don't know. What happened to it? I don't know. Tana's like, I just need so much work. And I was like, does it? I know. She got her part done when I went to go record.
Starting point is 00:03:41 I don't know, girl. So I'm sorry about talking about this. Maybe I should be talking about it. But we're supposed to have it for the Vegas show. And I thought it was so good. She recorded before I went. So I heard her part. so good. Then I went to go record my partner. It's like, this is so sleigh.
Starting point is 00:03:52 It was the one with J.P. Sacks. It was, it was so sleigh. But maybe she didn't think it was so sleigh. You know, she has high standards. She does. My songs, I'm just, you know, let's whip them out. But one of it was House Down Boots and Dun, Dun, Dun, Dun, Dun, Dun, Dun. It was such a good thing. And that was one of the lines. And I'm, and it was House Down Boots. Boots House Down? It could be either, I think. It's like, dun-na-da-da-da-da-da-da. It's like, Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
Starting point is 00:04:22 It's like Houston. I think there was Houston in there. Okay. Houston, houseboats, can you get me? His boots down, can you catch me? It was so good. I'm so sad. It'll never be released.
Starting point is 00:04:34 I don't know. That's terrible. We need to release that. It was so good, I thought. I was like, even, remember I told you? I'm like, well, this is actually kind of good. It's kind of cute. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:04:44 I think it wasn't. It wasn't the banger. Maybe I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. actually I haven't talked to her about it. So I don't know. All I know is like, it just needed more work.
Starting point is 00:04:50 I think they're translating into Korean right now. O.T. Yeah. The next K-pop song. Anyways, we'll try another one. But any gay pride songs over there for you? What would you call your song with your pink out of hat? Oh, if I had my own song.
Starting point is 00:05:06 Bottoms Up Tonight. That's pretty good, right? That's good. And is it, there is a song called Bottoms Up, right? Is it a play on that? No. I think that one is, I think that's a Nikki Minaj song. Bottoms up.
Starting point is 00:05:17 Bottoms up. Yeah. I thought it was Nelly. Nikki Minaj definitely has a feature on it. Bottoms up. But this would be reclaiming bottoms up. Yeah. And it would be the bottoming anthem.
Starting point is 00:05:28 I love that. Yeah. Okay. So justice for bottoms. Although, I mean, I know it's so early on in the program, but I just learned about the plight of rimming. And I had no idea about this. The plight? Yes.
Starting point is 00:05:40 Like the journey? The awareness that another influencer has spoken out about. Who? Andrew Muscarella. Do you put a warning for people that are watching and eating? Um, no, because they're probably eating ass right now.
Starting point is 00:05:54 Oh my gosh. So yes. Thank you morning. Andrew from the Good Children podcast, he spoke out about how he was eating ass and then he got Pink eye, not even pink eye, um, like a worm or something.
Starting point is 00:06:11 Oh. Yeah. He ingested it? I guess. It's Giardia. He got jibati. G-R. And I'm like, I guess a worm.
Starting point is 00:06:19 It's like he said he lost a lot of weight. So I guess that's good. Oh, take worm. I guess, yeah. It just eats. How does he get out? You have to pass it. I guess.
Starting point is 00:06:26 I had no idea that could be a thing from. Are you sure he got it from that? He's, that's what he said. That's what he said. He said he was eating. And that's what happened. I mean, I feel like we don't want to generalize that. You know, stigmatize.
Starting point is 00:06:36 It's good to just be aware. Like, you know, take a, and girls too. Girls are women these days. So just take a look at the hole before, you know, you go and. No offense. I don't. I never liked it. Never?
Starting point is 00:06:52 No. How about you? Oh, gay is the thing. But you? Oh, 100%. Oh. But that is how I got sick pre-COVID. Okay.
Starting point is 00:07:02 Yeah, I was patient zero. It wasn't the burrows in China. It was me. So how do you get past that? You can't really put a condom on the butt. That's a good point. I think just, you know, at your own discretion. Right.
Starting point is 00:07:14 Know the risk before you go into it. But the smelly part is what people like sometimes. You like a little... I'm not a musk, girl. A little gym. I'm not a musk. I like a vanilla musk and a fragrance, but I don't want a musky hole. Absolutely not.
Starting point is 00:07:25 Mm-mm. Pluror better get on that for Pride Month. They gotta get that. Musky hole. Musky hole. That's a good one. Yeah. Because I know people do like that.
Starting point is 00:07:31 Like, some people like, I love sweaty from the gym. Not me, but to each their own, especially in the Pride Month. I'm not going to shame nobody. No. But it's just not my gig. Okay. So maybe your song is... I'm gagging for the wrong ways.
Starting point is 00:07:43 Same. You know what I mean? Say no to rimming is your song. Or a gang is good. Rim at your own discretion is my platform, yes. Oh, your platform. We can donate. I guess it's technically Andrew's platform that I'm just giving a amplifying.
Starting point is 00:07:58 Was he saying he's not going to do it anymore? He's like, I can't do this anymore. Because, like, I mean, if you got warm once, I feel like you probably are traumatized. I should reach out for a statement, a follow-up statement. I doubt he will stop here. He didn't say that. Okay. And I feel like it would be hard to do so.
Starting point is 00:08:12 Does he have a girlfriend to me? Does he have a girlfriend? how bad is it? That's a great question. I don't think there was a go-fund-me. And that man has a freaking brand deal every damn day. Oh, he doesn't need it. He's like, I got that brand deal.
Starting point is 00:08:22 Yeah, every day he's promoting something with a reel. I'm like, this is fierce, but. The real? Like a real on Instagram. Oh. Yeah. A beverage, a face cream, anything. Oh, I love that.
Starting point is 00:08:34 Yeah. He is very poppin. Whenever I go to New York and there's like, you know, influencers that are down to promote, it's always, always Andrew. Twink and a Red Hat. I'm doing something with them this week. here in L.A. They're always down to be there in New York. So all my New Yorks, we're just like about that, how the New York gays are flooding to L.A. this week. Yeah. I guess the East Coasters are
Starting point is 00:08:52 coming over here for WeHo Pride. And then I'm sure when it's New York Pride, there'll be another migration. Right. You go that way. Maybe they're towards the end. We're saying Pride start earlier. Our local pride here, T.O. Pride, I guess was last night. Yeah. It was last today. Mm-hmm. Pinknickick. I like a Pride Picnic. I'm curious as to what the lineup was. But. Was it performers? I have not a clue. My sister. and law just reached out and said, if you and Darien would like to come to the Thousand Oaks Pride, we're reserving a spot for the picnic. And I'm like, that's fierce.
Starting point is 00:09:23 Unavailable, but thank you for the invitation. I would have gone. I have had, I know. And we're subscribed to all the Caheho Valley events. They should have topped you to perform. If you can't get a float at the Tio Pride, where can you get a Pride float? You think there was a parade? There should.
Starting point is 00:09:36 It's probably like, I can imagine Maloo pulling you on a little wagon. The candy. Yeah. Oh, yeah. We just throwing it out. That would actually be really cute. Moudbood would be strong. She'd be fierce.
Starting point is 00:09:44 And she loves a rainbow. We would have been there. We're so sad. We'll have big pride to everyone who celebrates. Maybe watch a little broke back mountain tonight. What can we do to support acts? Like what is, you know, like what else can we do to support the queer arts? Who's the queerest right now that should support?
Starting point is 00:10:02 Who's like a very queer? Excellent question. As far as like artistry. Yeah. With music, I would say, I mean, I love Eli. She's trans. We love her. She's the doll.
Starting point is 00:10:14 Okay. Eli, just E-L-I. E-L-I, yeah, her new song, F-the-D-J. I'll censor myself here. So good, yep. Did she have to censor herself in radio? I don't know if she has a clean version. She should release the Kids'Bop version of F-the-D-J, for sure.
Starting point is 00:10:30 She'll be at Pride. Pride this weekend. Who's outlining Pride? Oh, excellent question. Let me do a little Pride research. I don't know if I asked for WeHo Pride. I love my World Pride last year. That was a highlight, but never WeHo Pride.
Starting point is 00:10:43 Okay, Kathy Hilton. is going to be doing the parade. I do love that. She's still iconic. Oh, Ava Max. Okay. Is the headliner. Amazing.
Starting point is 00:10:57 Jess Gline. Ooh, Dick von Dyke. That is an excellent stage name. Is that a drag queen? Dick Von Dyke? Dick von Dyke. Oh, I better watch out. Dick Van Dyke might try and sue him like Pedagonia.
Starting point is 00:11:12 T. I was like really following. Oh, Drag Can. A drag king name, Dick von Dyke. That's a good name. That's a great name. I like that one a lot. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:11:21 No Fisher's Litas as of right now. Damn, we really miss that opportunity. You're hoping a baby queen is being born as we speak. Next season on Drag Race. They better have me as a judge. Look at this week. I come on with this week. Did you ever watch the Brady Much movie?
Starting point is 00:11:34 Do we talk about this? You know what's so funny is I've seen a lot of clips like recircle it this past week of the Brady Punch movie. I watched it as a kid not knowing it was a spoof. for parody, I thought that was the Brady Bunch. Yeah, I thought it was a show in the real Brady Bunch universe. It does look very similar to the original show. And obviously the grown-up jokes like went over my head, I guess.
Starting point is 00:11:57 As a kid. Yeah. They are in there. Yes, there's a scene where Rupal is the guidance counselor for Jan. I forgot about that. Yes. And she tells Jan, you need to reinvent yourself. So then Jan goes to the school dance and she has a wig like this.
Starting point is 00:12:11 Although it's, it's darker. She's like a brunette version of this. It's like, hey guys, you like my new look? And I was like, what the fuck? And in the original, what's even crazy in the original 60s one, she did the same thing. She came with like this like wig. And it was just like, it was very bizarre and very weird.
Starting point is 00:12:27 But I do think of like RuPaul telling Jan didn't reinvent her look and that's how I feel today. Or I always see the vocal stim with like, sure, Jan. Have you seen that one? Oh, yeah, of course. George Glass. I love that one. I think that's it for our queer news.
Starting point is 00:12:40 Right? Is that it? I guess. I don't know. Patagonia. with you getting sued by pantagonia patagonia
Starting point is 00:12:51 drag performer getting sued by patagonia the company the clothing it's like a mountain wear like if you're going to go hike you wear patagonia an active wear company a very interesting lawsuit though like for a dollar they also make thin fish do they really
Starting point is 00:13:07 Patagonia Panagonia now I'm getting I'm confused it's Panagonia is the brand and Padagonia yes and Paddy Pantagonia is the drag performer. Who wear, I mean, not even being shady, but who wears the Pantagonia? Like, who's the audience for it? I've never seen someone wear it.
Starting point is 00:13:26 Like a hiker. My brother loves Patagonia, and he is, like, hiking boots. Like, to sum him up, he got engaged, like he proposed to his now life at the Grand Canyon. Oh, like, in the middle of a hike that they were going for, like, a week. Oh, God, awful. Yeah, we're very different. To say the least. The worst.
Starting point is 00:13:44 That would be the craziest proposal. I love a hike. They bought a RV. They take the kids out camping. They love it. They live for it. Oh, they have the kids involved too. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:13:55 They love the great outdoors, Mama. Damn, people are worried about drag queens and kids. Let's worry about hikers and kids and campers. Like, why are we camping with the kids? Okay. Sounds scary, but I love that for them. Yeah. But I only remember because for Christmas, he asked for a lot of Patagonia.
Starting point is 00:14:12 It's expensive, right? Yeah, it's like pretty high. end, I would say. What are they doing for Pride Month? Patagonia? Yeah. Suing. Padigonia.
Starting point is 00:14:21 Sowing the drag queens out there. Yeah, they're suing for $1 in damages and also for legal fees because Paddy, Gonia, again, the drag performer trademarked their stage name and then is trying to sell merch with it. So it's a really interesting lawsuit. Yeah. Patty spoke out about this last week. She has a really large following. I wasn't familiar with her, but she has like almost a million followers on TikTok.
Starting point is 00:14:49 I didn't know either. I think like three million on Instagram. Not from drag race. No, she's not from the drag race verse, but she's like a queer and environmentalist activist. Oh, so. Yeah. Okay. So that's probably why she named herself after. Yeah, because she does like, she raises a lot of money to support the environment.
Starting point is 00:15:06 Oh. Well, that's kind of nice. Yeah, like the brands kind of make sense, like, why she would spoof the pattern. agonia brand name. And I think a lot of people have equated it with like Trixie Mattel and Mattel. Like why is Mattel able to work with like Trixie? But I guess the caveat is on Trixie trademarks the branding as far as like Trixie cosmetics and everything.
Starting point is 00:15:30 She just trademarks Trixie and she doesn't use Mattel. I see. And she's not trying to make like toys. Like if it was Trixie Mattel's doll line trademarked by Trixie Mattel, obviously Mattel would probably get a core. Oh, okay. There's a little out of layer I didn't know. I thought they were just like coming for this queen.
Starting point is 00:15:47 I was like, okay. That's what I did too. Yeah. Because at first I thought that like, oh, Patagonia being homophobic boots before Pride mark trying to tell a drag performer that they can't use the name. Yeah. Not that. But then when you look at the suit, it's because in September, Patagonia and the drag performer
Starting point is 00:16:05 submitted a trademark application for their name Patagonia in the field of like making a apparel and Patagonia the brand has that trademarked already like Patagonia so it's like a trademark application in the same field and the names are similar and the pat the patty I'm just going to call it Patty has had like fan merch fan made merch that like is a spoof on the patagonia brand uh logo it's like the rainbow in the back yeah like the mountain uh logo graphic kind of they sound like a cease and desist for just like the trade They tried to do that since like 2022. They've been in contact with Patty.
Starting point is 00:16:48 Oh, no. And they still, like, haven't, like, reached kind of agreement there. And then Patty went forward with the trademark in 2022. They filed, no, September of 2025. They filed the lawsuit in January of this year, January, 2026. Oh. Yeah. What's the new?
Starting point is 00:17:05 Why did we have news? Because it's bright. Because Patty spoke out about it. I'm sure the timing, too, is like, if, you know, if I talk about this in Pride Month, it'll get more. Yeah, absolutely. Yeah. But, yeah, I'm just hoping there becomes like a happy medium.
Starting point is 00:17:19 Something is resolved somehow and they can work alongside each other, like a Trixie and Mattel. Or like Jan and Jan Sport, the backpack. Jan's another drag race queen whose, her name was Jan sport. On drag race, she had to just be Jan. But then Jan Sport ended up reaching out to her and they did like a backpack collaboration. Oh, perfect. They should just do that. I know.
Starting point is 00:17:39 That's what I'm hoping for. Like, let Patty keep the name, do a collaboration to raise money for the environment. Climate change is real. It is real. It was hot. Mm-hmm. It's hot. Who stands by it?
Starting point is 00:17:54 It's so weird that their markets don't cross. Like, why would they even care? Like, it's such a different market. Like, you said, who actually wears them going hiking in national parks? Versus who's buying Patagonia's merch is not buying Pantagonia's merch. Yeah. With trademarking. becomes such a thing where like if you don't defend it for every situation then it can be used
Starting point is 00:18:16 against you like they've had to do a cease and this dis and intervene when like all right groups wanted to make like AR 15 logo using the Patagonia so they how to use it to go against like conservative things so then if they let it pass for this for Padigonea just because their values like are more aligned then they could end up retroactively going back and then undoing the past suits so it's like one of those things with trademarks where you kind of have to do it for everything. Otherwise, that can be used against you down the line. So trademark law and copyright law is like so strict and by the book,
Starting point is 00:18:50 but it kind of has you because they're there for anybody. So like it could stop Tricia Yearwood from making a podcast called Just Trish. You know what I mean? Period. Like it's just like trademark law is really important. I'm like I'm watching one of those lawyers on YouTube, you know, the ones that are like, I'm a lawyer and I'm going to tell you about this case. That was amazing.
Starting point is 00:19:10 You really did spiel. You were going to be out of woods. You're like, actually, they need to do this. And I was like, okay, period. I have a, we had to learn a lot about it in school, but I was very rusty about it. So I had to, like, research a lot on trademark and copyright law. And it's still, like, it's very confusing because people are like, well, Patagonia is an actual place. Like, it is actual place in South America.
Starting point is 00:19:33 It's like a mountain range. So how could Patagonia, the brand copyright the actual name? But that's actually not the case. So not copyrighting. like we, all because we say Patagonia doesn't mean we're going to get fined by the brand. You know, they're just copied, they trademarked that specific brand of apparel
Starting point is 00:19:47 in their logo. So, because it's the same thing. That's the argument I'm seeing a lot, but it's the same thing. Like if I, the apples of fruit, but if I make a phone and call it the appell phone, I can get sued.
Starting point is 00:20:01 That's crazy. Why? Like you said, it's an apple. Like that is so annoying. Just do a full apple without a bite. Well, that's trademark law for you, I guess. Can Patty drop the trademark and then just sell merch? Because that's what a lot of people were saying too.
Starting point is 00:20:16 She just trademarks Patty, again, like Trixie. Yeah. I think she would be fine. And she also said that she's willing to drop the trademark as well. Oh, well, done. And I think that's all Patagonia the brand wants as well, just the trademark to stop. And they could cover their own legal fees. That's what I'm saying.
Starting point is 00:20:32 Like, don't make that girl pay the legal fees. $80 for a zip up, a half zip up. I mean, they can do it. Yeah. And people are buying it, apparently. I always like the, I like the way the brand looked, but I did like patties with the rainbow behind it. They should do that for pride.
Starting point is 00:20:46 This is the time. Now, Pantagonia should do the rainbow. They can all split the profits, the charity, Patty, and Pantagonia. That's what I'm saying. Raise money for their legal fees. Yeah. I get it, but I also don't.
Starting point is 00:21:00 I think there's like certain rules should apply for thee and not for me, you know what I mean? If you're a conservative with a Pugh Pugh, okay, yeah, like, I don't want that. I don't want just Tritch on that. You know what I mean? But if it's, if it's, if it's, if it's, if it's, if it's, if it's, if it's, if it's, if it's, okay, fine, you know, whatever.
Starting point is 00:21:13 That's fine. So there should be discernment. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Obviously. I mean, the world's gone a little cuckoo, but. I was like you can't train him a bit more like pantygonia.
Starting point is 00:21:24 Pantygonia is an amazing name, Moses. Wow. And then sell environmentally friendly panties. Yeah, right in the call it. Biodegradable panties. Oh, my God. Genius. How do you make it biodegradable?
Starting point is 00:21:36 Oh, you can just like put them in the, in the ground and they dissolve. Let me trademark you real quick. I love that. Yeah, trademark that immediately. Oh, my gosh. That's very skims. Oh, no, I got sued. Yeah.
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Starting point is 00:23:40 I didn't know that. So if I put a little thing, you're like, oh, maybe. Oh, it's on her mind. Wow. Yeah, that's true. God, did I tweet about it? That's so funny because I haven't been on Twitter in so long. Just pop in there and be like, I hate this.
Starting point is 00:23:50 What did I say? I hate this? You said, this seems like too much or something like that. Yeah, yeah. Or this seems unnecessary for Patagonia to sue. Yeah. I still kind of stand by that, but I guess by your legal jargon. It does, I suppose, make sense.
Starting point is 00:24:02 But I still think it's a little swing. Yeah, I'm hoping it becomes a settlement thing. and they would kind of resolve it outside of course. You should have been a lawyer. This should be your lawyer outfit. You look like I would hire you like this. This looks, you're such a vibe today. I love it.
Starting point is 00:24:17 It's a casual Friday. At the law office. Yeah. That's actually everything. I know. I wore this week because like you made it cool again. Like we were going to toss it. I remember my mom found it in the garage and she's like, oh, like, let's just
Starting point is 00:24:30 toss it. It's been in the garage for two years. And then you wore it. And I was like, wow. I just see someone wear it. Like when I see my touchmark, I'm like, oh, I like that. So now I'm like, I kind of feel. it because of you. You made it cool again.
Starting point is 00:24:39 I mean, I remember seeing it in the floor of your bathroom and I was like, what the how? Like it literally called me like the green goblin mask. I was like, I need to put this on right now. You made it look so cool. I loved you in it. You looked so fierce in it. I was like, oh, let's actually fierce it up, but I love it. Did you get a
Starting point is 00:24:55 delivery this morning? I did get a delivery this morning. Okay, I didn't know. I was going to be like, let's film early, but I was like, maybe the delivery is happening and I didn't know what the situation was over there. Okay, does it look good. Did it fit? It does. Okay, check out of Oscar's vlog. I know. If you don't want to spoil it. My mom always sends me your titles and it's always worried.
Starting point is 00:25:11 She's like, what is this? It's like my boss, I'm like, mom, it's clickbait. She's like, well, what is it? Is it okay? Is it a bad or a good thing? And I was like, what do you think? Yeah, I was like, why haven't watched it? But I'm assuming.
Starting point is 00:25:22 I do love that you're on the vlog game though. You're on it. Yes. Okay, so it looks good. Yeah. In my blog, well, last week I found out, I got an email from the West Nome saying I had a piece of furniture coming and I was so confused. I was, I had it called Darian.
Starting point is 00:25:35 I was like, did you order something? He's like, no. I'm like, we hacked? And then he kind of was forced to spill the beans about being cahoots with your eyes as housewomen gift, which is crazy. There's another one coming. It's just on back order too. There's another.
Starting point is 00:25:47 I don't know what piece came. So if there's one that looks like there should be another one. Oh, it's a desk. Okay. Yeah. So there's another thing that is coming to. Yeah. Okay.
Starting point is 00:25:54 Yay. Like the most gag. Like, I literally was like, when I saw the email, I was like, what? Because I, like, I can't even express you guys. I mentioned this so, like, randomly. and quickly as like an aside. I was like I like the West Elm Alex Cooper Unwell Network desk. It's like on a Patreon.
Starting point is 00:26:15 I don't know, maybe not even during a Patreon. And I was like, what? I literally have only mentioned it. It's not like I've been posting on like Instagram. Yeah. Oh, dream desk. You know? So I was like, you be listening.
Starting point is 00:26:27 I know. Oh, my God. It's just like the Emma Chamberlain went to us. And you said it, I started ordering stuff from it. And then when I went, I was like, oh, let me look. And obviously, I have a desk upstairs. I was like, you know what? I actually got this for Oscar.
Starting point is 00:26:37 That's so sweet. And then I asked, I think I was like, I'm hysteria. I think there was like a list of things. And I was like, I don't know which one is like best. Like which one, you know, because it was like, I have to look at my DMs. But I think there was like three options. And it was one like two other options. And I was like maybe the fish tank was one, but maybe you already got it.
Starting point is 00:26:53 I don't know. There was like another thing too. There was like three things that are worth you wanted. Anyways, I'm glad you got it today. I didn't know. I was like, I didn't know what the day, the morning looked like. Because sometimes they come and sometimes they don't. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:27:04 I was so God. They just sound a little text message. It will be there in 30 minutes. Oh. Yeah, and they set it up. Yeah, they built to everything. Thank God. Well, sometimes you order that.
Starting point is 00:27:13 What do they call? It's like white glove. And then sometimes they just like leave it. And you're just like, how do people put stuff together when they just leave it? That is, again, really ironic you said that because I am trying to, ironically, again, this month. I'm trying to occupy heterosexual DL trade spaces. So I am trying to get into my home improvement, DL trade bag. Ooh, what are you starting with?
Starting point is 00:27:35 I have to do some painting and patching of holes, some drywall repairs. So I kind of have to get into that gig. In your house. In your house. In my house. Yeah. Yeah. You got to become a DL trade when you're a homeowner, you guys.
Starting point is 00:27:50 I had no idea. I love that DLJ. I feel like your house with perfect condition. There's a little, there's a couple holes. Darian also backed into our front wall with his, and put a little hole in it. With his butt? With his car. Oh no
Starting point is 00:28:06 That's very neat I was gonna say I recall when you moved in You had a similar I like crashed to my Bentley in the gate I didn't even crash it I was just trying to like squeeze through it
Starting point is 00:28:16 Or something And his defense are like our garage Like one of the doors is very narrow He has a small car But he forgot to put his mirrors like Folded in So his mirror just like Took a little chunk out of the front
Starting point is 00:28:28 So I gotta be patching that up But I'm excited for my DL trade journey Are you gonna just do a vlog series? Oh that's okay DIY. Yeah, Occupine DL Trade Spaces. What are you going to wear? White tank top.
Starting point is 00:28:38 Probably some car hearts. I feel like what. Car hearts. Is that a brand? You need the jeans overall. Very Robb. Yeah, that's true. Yeah, yeah, very Love Island Rob.
Starting point is 00:28:49 What's a Carhart? It's a brand. You have seen it in the Blake Lively, Justin Baldoni movie, because randomly she wore a lot of Carhart, but they sell it at Home Depot. That's not giving D.L. Trade at Blake Lively Warden. I know. As I said that, I was going to undo. What I just said.
Starting point is 00:29:05 Yeah. But they do still at the Home Depot, and it's like kind of like a tradesman kind of. They sell close at Home Depot? Car art, they sure do. Yeah, yeah. Is it, okay, I have to look this up. It's like overalls. It's like they have pants, um, teas, gloves.
Starting point is 00:29:21 I could get into the Home Depot. We should do a Home Depot Patreon video. That'd be fun. The first of the month, they do like a kids free, like building things. We did it one time, remember? Like. Killer Workshop. Yeah, they can build like houses and stuff like that.
Starting point is 00:29:33 and they get like a little Home Depot. I do love the Home Depot. Take an apron. I mean, those are sick. That's kind of cool. When you can just like walk around and help people. I love their Christmas decorations. Oh my God.
Starting point is 00:29:42 If you go in like October, the other Christmas, we haven't been in a long time. We used to go all the time. I don't know what happened. The past couple years. I guess we'd miss out. Trishmas, I guess. Yeah, we miss out.
Starting point is 00:29:52 But I love, I do love a Home Depot. We should go and like build something for Patreon. Oh, my God. What could we build for? Ooh. We should put, yeah, we should put something together. Like a house for the homeless. Yeah, okay.
Starting point is 00:30:02 house for that house. Sorry. You can use either one. It's fine. I think it's okay. We're still learning and growing over here. That'd be kind of cool, right? That'd be fun.
Starting point is 00:30:12 Or maybe just like for your cats. I think we should start with a thing. Like a birdhouse. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. I do that with Malibu and Elvis. We just get a little bird house. Oh, they did build a bird house.
Starting point is 00:30:22 They were painting it. Yeah. Okay, maybe we'll do that. I have to think of one. Yeah. I guess we should start small instead of going straight to building. I can give you a tour. Like a little home, like one of those.
Starting point is 00:30:32 Border homes, you know? Do they have, like, DIY kits there? Like, where they're like, oh, build this. I'm sure they do. Because they kind of have everything at Home Depot. You'd be surprised. How come there's no influencer deals at Home Depot? Oh, there was.
Starting point is 00:30:45 Wasn't Grace How big in a Lowe's commercial? That kind of sounds familiar. I remember that being so random, but I, like, love that for her. Like, that's what I want to do. I mean, I do love all my food gigs, but I would love to just be in, like, a Home Depot commercial. Like, and I'm not a DIY person. I'd just be like, love the Home Depot. You were right.
Starting point is 00:31:00 She was in the 2012 Lowe's campaign. It was so random. She played the role of the awkward older sister who assisted customers with their everyday home improvement needs. I want to be that person. Yeah, you can do that. I want to go assist people with their home improvement needs. Yeah, and I'll be like, whoever said orange was the pink was right. We love orange.
Starting point is 00:31:19 Like, that's like, I just feel like, yeah. Make Salter. I was, what was she on? Oh, the Las Culturesa's Award. Did they air? They didn't air. The Las Coltrera's Culture Award second annual. We didn't get invited or nominated.
Starting point is 00:31:34 Crazy. How did we get missed this? Double homicide for the room. Assam Piker can't go to the UK, but he did get nominated for the Lost Culture Reasons. Did he go? I don't think he made an appearance. He probably should have. Why can't you go to the UK?
Starting point is 00:31:47 They revoked his visa. Oh. Yeah. He and his uncle. Is he not a citizen? Damn. What? Of the UK?
Starting point is 00:31:55 No, he's a UK citizen. Oh, why do you revoke a visa? South by Southway. Hey, y'all's Kelly Clarkson with Wayfair. Ever order furniture online and wonder. What if? Like, what if it doesn't hold up? That sofa was four days old. You should have ordered from Wayfair.
Starting point is 00:32:06 With Wayfair, there's no what if. Just style you love and quality you can trust. Visit wayfair.com. Wayfair, every style, every home. Conference that we're supposed to go and give a speech. I'm so confused. I thought Salsals by myself with this in Texas. You know, they branch.
Starting point is 00:32:22 He's here. So how are they revoking? I'm so confused. He was supposed to speak at a panel in the UK. And why didn't need a visa? They've lost them from going. Okay, this is crazy. I'm so, I'm so, I miss.
Starting point is 00:32:32 all this. Where do I see all this? I saw it. I mean, it's all politics. It's political. So I don't think you would. All right. I mean, that's sad that he can't be let in, I suppose. You have a visa into my home, Hassan. Anytime you need. And it's pride. Come on.
Starting point is 00:32:47 Okay. Oh, because he didn't go to the Los Cultura's Culture Awards. I wonder if he won. He should have won, I would think. Okay. Yeah. But Molly from Flopcast, she went. Oh, did she get nominated?
Starting point is 00:33:01 She bought a ticket. Oh, period. She made like 20 TikTok. She's like, I wasn't invited. But I did buy a ticket. I love that. Honestly, do it, girl. We should have done that.
Starting point is 00:33:10 I know. I didn't even know that you sold tickets. They said up. Hi, Bowen. Remember me from Wicked and S&L premiere? Yeah. I missed you. Where have you been?
Starting point is 00:33:18 And Lily Allen, he texted me. He's like, oh, you're Madeline. And the guy was like, oh, we're a friend. Anyways, I'm not bitter about it. There's a lot of people. Meg Zeltar, obviously. And Lisa Brenner was there last year. Didn't she do the modeling of all the house?
Starting point is 00:33:32 Will Ferrell was there with RuPaul. It was fierce. This past one? Mm-hmm. Damn, we really missed out. I know. I don't know what it's going to take to get nominated at those Las Cultur racist Culture Awards.
Starting point is 00:33:44 We need the international one. What was the one you said? The Korean Grindr. What was that one called? Do you remember? Boyfriend TV. It's not the Korean grinder, but yes. I think your song just came out too close.
Starting point is 00:33:56 So they were already inviting everyone. So maybe for the next. I would have let to perform there. I think. Also, I'm not going to soul. until October because you're not supposed to go during June July because it's really hot. So I think I'm going to postpone that trip until October
Starting point is 00:34:08 just for everyone's planning purposes. Planning purposes. Yeah, okay. So don't go to Korea just yet, everybody. Go in October. That is where we're going. Well, I got to plan ahead, you know. I got to see what that. Wow, the hot topics are hot today. I love it. No, I'm just kidding. Huh? Well, we should also, I
Starting point is 00:34:26 did the episode already start? Oh. Wait, what episode? We're like, this. We're like 30. Well, we haven't really started. Is this still the beginning to be like, hey? It's so in the show. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:34:35 Yes. Okay. Everyone in the comments, I didn't know they were doing this. Everyone leaves comments every episode, their manifestations. Did you know this? Oh, no. I don't know what this happened. Like hundreds of them are like, today I'm manifesting this.
Starting point is 00:34:49 And so I feel like we should manifest something because I feel like that's what we should always open with. The comments are constantly manifesting. I love that. And some people come back and think, I manifested this and it came true. So what are we manifesting? And we can do it every episode. So you don't have to put like a bullet up.
Starting point is 00:35:00 bunch out. What's your manifestation today, June 2nd, Pride Day 2. I guess I'll manifest on Hassan Pike or Follow. You really love Hassan. I didn't realize. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Okay. That's my manifestation. That's great. You visualize it. You see it happening. Yeah. And also because I remember the first time, not the first time, but like when it really stuck out to me is when Hassan spanked my oomfi art at We Hope. pride like two years ago. Oh, it all ties back.
Starting point is 00:35:33 I started recirculating, so I've been seeing that on my Twitter a lot today, and I think that's why it's also a time of mine. You think about it. Okay. Yeah. Okay. I'm manifesting. I'm manifesting.
Starting point is 00:35:43 This is a visual of spiking your friend. Well, it is pride. It's pride. You never know what can happen in WeHo. You're friends with his gay friends, right? Right? He was like, yes. That's what I'm saying, because it's gay pride.
Starting point is 00:35:57 He could go hang out. T. Yep. Okay. We love that. I love that. My manifestation, I didn't think about it. Actually, let's see. What do I manifest?
Starting point is 00:36:06 I manifest. Me and Tanna's song, Releases. Good. I even have an acoustic version with J.B. He's playing the guitar and we're doing like an acoustic version of it. It sounds really good. I was like, wait, the song hits.
Starting point is 00:36:20 You over there? Some form of a cooking book. Oh, okay. Maybe it's a cooking journal. Right? A small. I think you do a whole cookbook, babe. A whole pocket cookbook.
Starting point is 00:36:34 Did everyone make that? Just keep it in your pocket. You know, you're like, oh, I need to make lunch. Let me look. Okay, I like that. Like a small, like this size cookbook. They have a lot of small books at Barnes & Noble. We got those little fruit ones that Elvis always reads.
Starting point is 00:36:49 Yeah. They make miniature books. All right. Wow, the manifestations. What do you guys manifest? Let us know in the comments below. And I'm glad they're coming true. I'm glad you guys are putting them out there.
Starting point is 00:37:00 I never noticed. there was so many of that. You never tell me. You don't tell me on the regular. That's cool. Where did it start from? I remember her telling her that we should open with that. Well, here we are opening it.
Starting point is 00:37:12 We're only 30 minutes and we're good. We still have plenty of time in the episode. Yeah, but people are manifesting. They are. They post. They manifest. And it comes true. So more people come back and manifest.
Starting point is 00:37:25 I usually go through them and I try to always, you know, like them and up them, like push them up all. the manifestation. I love that so much. Do you watch euphoria? Is that why you have the hat? Giving Al-MOT's. You know what?
Starting point is 00:37:39 I didn't watch, but I did watch Recaps. It's because I'm behind I have to watch it with Daryan and we're behind now two episodes. But I wanted to know what happens, so I watch a recap so I know everything that happens. So you don't mind spoilers? No, I feel like you have to go into that with no spoilers.
Starting point is 00:37:56 Euphoria? Yeah. No. I thought there was so many twists last night. Like I watched the full. So I can be seated. I was seated. I don't know why everyone likes this shit.
Starting point is 00:38:04 I was so seated. I thought it was actually so good. I was, I, like, loved it. I'm really, I really loved the last few episodes. I like when there's, like, something happening, you know? And I thought that really, they really nailed it last night. Although, I guess I should preface. I did not watch season one, season two.
Starting point is 00:38:19 So people who, like, have these characters so close to their heart, I guess. But to me, I was like, oh, I was seated for it. I loved it so much. Spoilers are coming. Ooh. Spoilers are coming. Spoilers are coming. Spoiler.
Starting point is 00:38:29 Get out now. Spoiler alert. Spoiler warning. I loved all of it. My only critique, spoiler alert is I wish Maddie was the one who, you know, took out Alamo. I wish she was. I wish it was more like badass because she is badass, but they don't write the female character's badass on Euphoria.
Starting point is 00:38:48 That actually would have been T. You're right. Because the way he was, like, talking to her at the end was like so creepy. Like, it literally made my skin crawl. And I was just like, well, like I wish she would have been the one to do it. But other than that, I thought it was good. I liked, I liked Ruz. Spoiler, all the spoiler, Roo's dad.
Starting point is 00:39:03 I liked all of it. I thought it was all good. Honestly, I just thought they all should have died, but that would have been just a bigger ending, like Lost, where everyone was just, like, dead at the end of Lost. Oh, like Atomic Bomb or something? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:39:16 They all were just like in Heaven. Everyone in Lost was dead, and you're just like, oh, were they dead the whole time? It was giving Lost. Again, Cherries wants it to become Fallout. Euphoria turning to fallout. What's, like the show Fallout? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:39:30 I never watched it. Like an Atomic bomb falls. Everyone dies and they all come back as zombie. new season. Is that what happens in fallout? And that's how they don't need the... Walton Gagans comes back in the Euphoria season four. That'd be everything.
Starting point is 00:39:41 Oh my God, that'd be actually so smart. You kind of predicted it though, right? I think you said that, well, you co-opted the Moses theory with Rue's journey and that she would probably die. Yes. I was 50-50. I really could see it either way. At first, I was like, I could see her dying because if that's how the show, if the show
Starting point is 00:40:00 was really going to end, I feel like she, Rue kind of has to die. but as I was also like maybe Sam Levinson really wants like more seasons and by keeping Zendaya alive like that door is open you know well you know she's not going to do anymore season so he's like well we'll keep it alive with Cassie and Maddie I don't know about Rue but she does get reincarnated at the end as the cow as Dalia's baby oh yeah yeah she comes through I saw shout out to TikTok I forgot out to TikTok I forgot that's it that's so brilliant because I forgot the theory was you know you are yeah I just I only saw one person and I was like that's it that's so brilliant because you know you're Because of the beginning in season one, or, I mean, episode one of season three, she's, like, drinking the milk, and she's like, oh, this is the best milk over. And she's like, that's Dahlia's milk. And she's the best milk ever. It's like so good. And then obviously the whole, like spiritual theme, the reincarnation, Dalia gives birth to the baby.
Starting point is 00:40:46 And that's when Rue dies. And then everyone's like, oh, she's the little baby cow. And she gets to be in the farm. Like she always wanted to be. And I was like, oh, my God. Wait, that's so beautiful. Very Moses reincarnate. Like, it's just very, like, a reincarnation theory, which I thought was cool.
Starting point is 00:41:00 So maybe if season four happens, there'll be a little cow. in Texas, which I thought would be really cool. I loved it. I love the visuals. I love just the ending. I love all the girl characters. Jules' character could have done a little bit more. I do love Jules. Yeah, I was sad to see that or here.
Starting point is 00:41:17 That she only has like a minute of screen time in the finale. I guess for me that's why I'm kind of sad about because like I feel like not seeing the aftermath of Rue's death with like her close group of friends. It's kind of sad. Like, why do we need to go back to the girl with the iPhone face? You know, like, she's fierce. She's serving. She's definitely serving.
Starting point is 00:41:38 But, like, I'd rather see what Jules has to say, you know. Oh, interesting. Yeah, I guess that's my connection. I don't know their lore like that. So I was kind of like, oh. Because they didn't give that lore in season three. That's the only season I watched so far. And I didn't get the Jules Rue connection as deep as probably I should have
Starting point is 00:41:52 if I would watch season one season two. Yeah. That's how it all starts. Like those two kind of come together and then they cross past and become like best friends, turn lovers, turned former lovers, I suppose. Okay, so they didn't give them a full send-off.
Starting point is 00:42:08 But what the hell sure? Like, I'm suited for the season. I guess I also kind of got sad, though, because I know Zendaya how much she loved Rue and the seasons one and two when she was also a producer. And in season two, she really wanted Rue to have, like, a good ending whenever the show was going to wrap up.
Starting point is 00:42:30 This was obviously pre all the drama, which made her in Sam Levinson. And she really wanted Roots like get clean and everything. Her arc was like really important to her. So that also kind of makes me sad that like that didn't happen for her. Well, she was sober for most of it, right? This season, yeah, she was sober for most of it until until the end. Until she wasn't. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:42:50 At least it wasn't a snake, you know, like I think she went out in a way that makes sense with the character. They should just killed everybody with a snake for no reason. Like what was the point? I guess Bishop was the snake kind of, right? As that what I kind of came out to me. I liked all these new characters, but I know people are sad of Roo's mom wasn't in it longer, but I didn't know a Roo's mom like that.
Starting point is 00:43:13 So, you know what I mean? Like, I didn't know. Everyone's like, oh, it should have been longer. And I was like, so I think if you just watched season three, like just separately, it's like kind of wonderful. But I suppose if there's like depth behind these characters that you care about. Yeah, yeah. You know, then it's like, oh, what the hell?
Starting point is 00:43:27 Yeah. And Alexa Demi did an interview recently, too, which is rare, because the girl doesn't really do that much press. But I really do love her. I love her too. I love her. And she talked about like how the fans of Euphoria are trying to like push her to be in the spotlight more and be in more projects and roll. She's like, I don't want to.
Starting point is 00:43:45 I'm fine where my life is at right now. I'm like that's fierce. That's fear. Yeah. Like normalize that. She should be a bigger star. It's like I'm good. Like I'm happy where I'm at.
Starting point is 00:43:53 Which normalize that. I don't have to be everywhere all the time everywhere. I know because people see Sidney's Sweetie's queer. And like you got to be hungry. for it. Like, that girl wants every booking possible. No matter where you look, you're going to see her face on a billboard
Starting point is 00:44:08 at a store, eating ice cream at the Baskin-Robbins, you know, in a movie. Alex Demi's just chill. Like, she's like, I'm good with where I'm at. I have enough money. Like, I'm choosing things that I want to do. I love that. I think that's fierce. She could have that career, too, if she wanted it, but some people
Starting point is 00:44:24 don't want everything. Yeah. What is that quote from Devil Wars Press? Like, oh, Don't be silly. Everybody wants this. What is that from? A million girls would die for this job? Oh, maybe that's it.
Starting point is 00:44:35 Yeah. And then shake. I don't know. I don't know. Okay. Did you ever see the new one? No, I haven't seen the new one yet. You kind of came and gone.
Starting point is 00:44:43 You saw Michael. No, I mean, it's like made so much money. It did. It's made like, oh, I think 600 million. I did see Michael a second time. A second time. Yeah. I was like, I mean, that was just my favorite movie in the whole world.
Starting point is 00:44:54 I can't go see anything else. Like, when I like a movie, I just want to see that. I know. I wanted to see Obsession because Jimmy Wetzel, shout out on his Twitter. He was like, you have to go see Obsession. Yes. No spoilers, no trailers, walk into it. Everyone keeps saying how, like, amazing it is.
Starting point is 00:45:06 But. Mm-hmm. I love The Obsession. I love Obsession. I'm so happy it's doing so well. I think it sends us a great message that an indie movie has been able to make so much money be so successful. I'm really manifesting. Oh, maybe another additional manifestation.
Starting point is 00:45:23 Indie never ready. She plays Nikki. She's a lead. We cannot forget her. award season, you guys. Like, we need to make sure this queen is getting her flowers. Really?
Starting point is 00:45:30 Because I need to see her at least being contention. A golden globe at the very least. I'm gonna go for the Oscar, but Golden Globe at least. Okay, weapons won Golden Globe, so maybe. And the Oscar. Amy Madigan.
Starting point is 00:45:44 Who's Amy Madigan? Our goddess. Yes. She won't Oscar. Yes. So, Indian everybody, we got to get you at least in the race. I need to do an independent war film.
Starting point is 00:45:53 I'm manifesting that for myself. That's my new, that's my number one manifestation. And so back rooms came out this weekend. What's backrooms? It was Moses' hot topic a couple months ago, actually. What? You know about backrooms?
Starting point is 00:46:07 Of course, the movie. The movie or the places? The movie. Oh. But so a YouTuber made, it was a YouTube short series. I came out a few years ago. And then he directed it. He's only 20.
Starting point is 00:46:20 He's the youngest director to ever have a number one movie. Oh, my gosh. Yeah, so that just came out this weekend. And then Obsession came out now three weeks ago. That director's 26, another YouTuber. Damn. So YouTubers are making money moves. Damn, I need to have released in Markey Plyer, too.
Starting point is 00:46:35 Yeah, Markey Plyer had his horror movie. I just sit and think about this. But obsession. I can't stop thinking about obsession. I saw backrooms. I enjoyed it. But obsession, I think just because Indy Neveretti's performance is so good in it. So you have find the right actress, too, you're saying.
Starting point is 00:46:51 I'm trying to think of who would be in my movie. Because if I made a horror movie, it would definitely be during the vlog squad days for sure and I'm trying to think who I would cast in all of it because I have I have some thoughts you know and if it's a movie it's fiction you know anything can happen to anybody you know what I mean so my god it could be actually that the whole thing in real life like the excavator of it all that's the horror movie you know what I mean I know they settled it but I'm just there's so much to work with there but I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna tap into my creative brain and see how we yeah because horror is the way to know it's right to self I mean you just hear their laughs turning into like maniacal laughs and they're just like for transforming to zombies um I like it except I don't need to be possessed in mine my character is just simple simple revenge you know what I mean fictional setting right right right it's a spoof parody law etc right right it could be about anything actually could have done that the vlog spot could be about any era I'm inspired by
Starting point is 00:47:48 your life amusing I have some I have some ideas no this is amazing I guess we should watch that one, huh? I guess we should go see obsession. I don't know how you would feel about it. You back in the day would be obsessed with it, but you would have taken away the wrong message where you would have been like, I'm just like freaking Mickey, you guys.
Starting point is 00:48:06 I'm crazy. All the girls have been saying that on TikTok, like that's us, that's me. I'm like, you guys, when you said Tanna's like, oh, I'm so hard, McCobosilla. I was like, oh no, I texted Jimmy. I was like, when you see it, please let me know.
Starting point is 00:48:17 When Jimmy was editing the last episode, even though we didn't know spoilers, but, you know, he comes to expect the worst. Right. So he edited that segment without audio. And like he just, he just was watching our mouths. Hopefully we didn't say like, edit this out. That's crazy.
Starting point is 00:48:33 Love that. And then so I texted and I'm like, now that you've seen it, can you believe what Trish said, when Trish and Tanna said, I'm so Nikki, he's like, they said that. And I was like, yes, girl. Like, that's crazy. People are lying. That is a trend, though.
Starting point is 00:48:44 I see a lot of girls like. Girl, ladies, ladies, come on. Like, it's just like us, whatever. I have to see it. I don't know. Well, I guess the cutsy parts of being. obsessed with somebody. I'm sure there was like a cutesy. No.
Starting point is 00:48:56 Like, I love you so much. And then I've seen edits on TikTok too to Ariana Grande's new song, I hate that I made you love me because it goes, hate that I made you love me. And then, but they're like putting it from bear the guy's point of view. Like, oh, I hate that I wish I made. No. If anything, it's Nikki pre-wish. I hate that I made you love me. I hate that I even made you have a crush on me because you're forgiven with my life.
Starting point is 00:49:21 Yeah, you like turn me into some. Uh-huh. Is Ariana have a new song? Is there a video for it? The song came out on Friday of last week. The music video came out this morning. Do you like it? Did you see it?
Starting point is 00:49:33 I do really like it. The girls, the ari-nators, are a little divided. Why? They want Ariana to, like a whistle no and the belts and all the tricks. And she just goes, it's like a mid-tempo. It's like darker, her darker tone. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:49:51 I really like it because I like when she does. different things with her voice. And we all know the girl can do a whole bunch of vocal gymnastics. Clean Dionne, Brady Spears. And she just did Glinda. So she's probably like, let me get out of the Glinda. Yeah. You know.
Starting point is 00:50:06 And the song is like clocking her fans that do too much and a little too perissocial as well. Okay. Wow. And so it's ironic that like they're coming at her for this song. They're like, at least Glinda's gone. At least your hair is brown. And that's like the whole criticism of the song. Oh, gosh.
Starting point is 00:50:21 God, why do you treat you say that you love? love me, but, like, you treat me. Oh, it's about the fans? Yeah. It's like, you put me on a pedestal. Like, you criticize everything. Like, you're projecting too much, essentially. So, very ironic.
Starting point is 00:50:35 That's how they know it's about them? Oh, they know this play is about them. 100%. They're like, oh, this is about us. Oh, man. Yeah. All right. I mean, that's a little scary when you're just like, you guys are freaks get away.
Starting point is 00:50:45 Like, I think it's just setting a boundary because, like, every fandom has, like, the extremes, you know? Like, Taylor's the same way. She has, like, but daddy I love him on torture post department when she was dating Maddie Healy and she was making fun of all the stands who hated Maddie Healy
Starting point is 00:51:01 yeah that play was about me too girl We all been there, yeah, yep, yep I never made an anthem about my I don't have any weirdos I don't know, I guess not weirdosite I don't have any extremely parasycial everyone's so like sweet and like cool and kind I know, gee I get comments to you like
Starting point is 00:51:16 not to be too parasolcial and they say to like the sweetest thing ever I was like no That's so funny People said to ask you like not to be parassocial but happy birthday Elvis. I'm like, well, I literally post 5,000 Elvis TikTok's birthdays. Like, that's not per social.
Starting point is 00:51:27 That's just you're online. Like, it's so funny. Yeah, I guess I'm just blessed. I truly don't. I've never had like a weird fan experience ever. I guess on that scale. Like, it's so different, right?
Starting point is 00:51:37 Because they have like millions and millions and millions and millions and millions. But it seems like a majority of them are that, right? If they have to like make a song about you, that must be like half of your fans must be that. I think, too, with pop stars now is that the stand Twitter for, the stand Twitterification in guess of it is the girls kind of start examining pop artists almost like athletes where like you want them to win like you want them to break records be number one top the charts and sometimes the girls just want to make music that music that they like you know
Starting point is 00:52:08 like I think if Ariana wanted to make a pop banger she's working with Max Martin who's like the best pop producer like she could easily make and she's a great writer like she's written so many songs for other artists that are like earworms she could easily do a little bit of little pop banger if she wanted to, but she had a message to send. She's like, I'm going to get some darkness. Uh-huh. Is there any super fans, like Paige Neiman or something in the video where she's like you? Do you know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:52:30 Is she like, this is the one? Paige would love that probably, huh? Whoa. She was featured in the video. Yeah. I don't even think Ariah wants to give her the light of day, no shade. Yeah. Justin Long is randomly the guy in it.
Starting point is 00:52:43 I don't know why she, you know, she likes a quirky, a quirky casting, though. I mean, that's too quirky. That's like, what? He was, you know, like he wasn't cool even. Back then. And obviously those type of characters, I get it. But like a Penn Badgley, okay? Who's the other one that played the Jeffrey Dahmer, that guy?
Starting point is 00:52:58 Evan Peter. Yeah, like we get those people. Oh, God, she really loves a... She's telling you, yeah. Loves a Justin Long ever play a serial killer? Looks like he could be in one for sure. Maybe... I can't believe he's around.
Starting point is 00:53:08 God, how old is he? He has to be like 50, huh? He must... Because he was in Dodgeball when I was, like, in middle school. Like, everybody's 48. 47? Wow, you are really good with Asians. Is he going to be 48 this year?
Starting point is 00:53:19 Was he born in 70s? Tomorrow he's 48? June 2nd, you're scary. The dateus comes out too. Wow. I was so on. That is scary. That is crazy. I'm so aligned with Justin Long, knowledge.
Starting point is 00:53:34 I just know he's been around for so long. He, like, dated Drew Barrymore. When Dodgeball came out, I was like a little kid. Like, I'm like, God, he has to be. And she's so young, right? She's younger than me, Ariana. She's, like, 33 or she? I think she's my age, yeah.
Starting point is 00:53:45 I guess she looks young. I guess 33 is, like, not young. She looks like. I don't know. She's a year younger than me. She's 93. She's 33. too right now. Wow.
Starting point is 00:53:53 She just looks young and he looks old, I guess. I don't know. And he's like obsessed with her. Like he's like the... She's kind of doing a little haunting, actually. It's kind of... Oh, she's like a ghost. Yeah. I like that. It's spooky. It's a little darker, yeah.
Starting point is 00:54:08 Yeah, for pride. That we're like a lot of little gay. Then we're getting little gay anthems out here. No, she had the Dangerous Woman Deluxe last week. So that was like, you know, a little bit more girlified, I guess. this one she has something to say she's breaking out uh-huh breaking free if you will is that from high school musical no it's her song oh that's the way you said that because i was
Starting point is 00:54:31 because i also when he went to the wicked premiere and they asked you like which song which ariana song oh no would be like your wicked anthem or whatever did i say breaking free you said like seven rings or something which doesn't really make sense but break free would have made more sense break free would have made more sense this is a part when i break free i knew that was her yeah Wow, that sounds like Winnie Houston or something. I can't listen to No more. Ooh, that's a good song. It is a great song.
Starting point is 00:54:57 This is, it sounds like Kyle Clarkson a little bit too. Oh, yeah. Ironically, I got pulled over for a ticket when that came out. Not because, I think. You were listening too hard. I was, I think I was so, like, locked in on break free by Ariana that I didn't realize I was getting pulled over. So I went, like, a couple blocks with the lights behind me.
Starting point is 00:55:15 And I had no idea. Oh, my God. And I remember the cops came and they were like, they were strapped. They got that thing on them. They were like, I got that thing on them. They were like, I got. What? I guess because I was a...
Starting point is 00:55:22 They had pulled? I was evading the... They were... Hand on the holster. What? I was evading the... I was like, I was just listening to Ari. So I apologize.
Starting point is 00:55:29 Discrimination. You should like be like stereotyping. Like what? And then guess who got pulled over while listening to Ariana last week? Taylor Swift. Daring Corallis. Got pulled. My...
Starting point is 00:55:38 Yes. Oh my God. Listen to Ariana? Yeah. He was trying to find and this is his bad, truly. But he was trying to find Ariana's song on iTunes. And then he got pulled over all. He was trying to find it.
Starting point is 00:55:50 Oh, nice. Oh, that is the worst. I mean, how they really need to make it. Do they have voice things where it's like next song or like they have to do it where you can like. They do is a guy. It's like, Siri play whatever, you know. Yeah. He was really trying to find it.
Starting point is 00:56:04 I knew it too because he sent me on. He texted me her Instagram post saying that it was out. And then a minute later I get a text. I think I'm being pulled over sent via, sent by voice or whatever. And he's like, no, I am getting pulled over. I'm sent via Siri. Oh, no. I was going to be stopped using to fun of that moment.
Starting point is 00:56:22 I was like, did he get pulled over and trying to find this damn song? That's so funny. And then he still's trying to text. I mean, like, that's me all the time. I always take a picture in the background. I've been pulled over twice and I always just take a picture. I'm like, damn, I'm getting pulled over. Mine's because I don't have a freaking license in the front of my Mercedes.
Starting point is 00:56:36 And I'm like, who puts a license in the front? Like, you have to have a license there. You have to have to have a license holder there because you have to drill it into the car. You don't. They have an out on that. They had like a, I had to do that for my old car. like you have to buy a little clip-on thing and you don't screw it in. You just, it's like a little attachment.
Starting point is 00:56:55 So they should just build them into these cars if that's the law. They should. I agree with that. Oh, God. When I was on the plane last week, they had really good Wi-Fi and it was Starline. Damn it. Starlink? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:57:08 Yeah. What Starline? That sounds familiar. The Doorbus is an Hollywood. No, probably. Yeah. Starlink. Have you ever tried it?
Starting point is 00:57:15 Not to promote Elon Musk, but. No, I've never tried it. I think that's what the streamers use, though, because I've always wondering how they're streaming. out in like the craziest places and they think it's because of star link and in the game music video ironically last year there was no Wi-Fi in the like woods that we were shooting in and they brought out a Starlink and the virgin flights to london has Starlink never never once have i had a Wi-Fi work so fast online like i was uploading a tic-tok in like one minute that i was scrolling through tic-tac my entire flight and never once went out what's the magic behind it
Starting point is 00:57:45 i think because it's it's satellites so he has like thousands of them up in the sky because i I told you, Mr. Beast said that's the only flights he takes, if they don't have. Can they donate to something? I mean, go. All right. Sorry. I thought it was a good one. High speed internet.
Starting point is 00:58:03 Someone came up with it. Yeah. I mean, too. Okay. So sorry. That's too funny. Well, I was excited about it. Like when I looked into getting it, it's just so expensive.
Starting point is 00:58:12 What's so expensive? Starlink. But is it like a thousand a month or a hundred a month or what's so expensive? It's not definitely not a hundred a month. As it is, it costs a few hundreds. thousand probably maybe close that it was just a lot a month oh man it was great though to like just scroll for 11 hours on the flight and just never have to worry about it being paused or interrupted like it pauses here all the time like it was
Starting point is 00:58:33 amazing all right so sorry well it's our one straight d l trade news a topic that we have oh my god mr b's chocolate is fired why that is pretty good too but we were talking about something and i was going to transition you were saying so we're we're talking about people getting pulled over for having a phone. Did you see the case of the girl that got pulled
Starting point is 00:58:56 pulled over? With one hand with one arm? Did you see that? What? So there was, so this girl driving and a police officer
Starting point is 00:59:04 pulls her over and it's like, I saw you using your phone with your right hand. And she's like, no, I didn't. He's like, you know, hand to God
Starting point is 00:59:11 and then she lifts her hand and she has no. That had to be staged. If he said hand to God and she's like, no, no, she was like to call. She just said,
Starting point is 00:59:20 the court case. So anyway, she lifts her arm. There's no hand. And he's like, I saw you with the right hand. I was like, are you sure? Okay, are you going to let me go now? Or are we done here? And he's like, no. And he took her to court. He took her to court? Yeah. And then he ended up not even showing up.
Starting point is 00:59:36 Oh. Because she was driving with one, she is an amputee. She has one hand on the steering, one, Taylor Swift's on, one hand on the steering wheel. Wow. And then, yeah, he's like, oh, he also said something right about like, oh, we're cracking down on like people using their phone today, like in the counts here or whatever. So I think they probably,
Starting point is 00:59:53 it's one of those things I'm assuming where they have like a quota of like, you know, tickets that they have to do or something. So he pulled it over. And instead of just admitting he was wrong, he like saw it all the way through because he's like, oh, instead of being like,
Starting point is 01:00:04 oh, my bad, like he was so stubborn that he was like, no, I swear that you did it. He's like, that's what I saw. How did she get the footage? Body cam footage.
Starting point is 01:00:14 Anyone can get that? Yeah. Mm-hmm. Oh, that's crazy. He just became the face of, you know people that can't admit that they're wrong. Uh-huh. And then he's like, well, if you want to contest it, you can go to court, but I'm still giving
Starting point is 01:00:24 me this to me this too. And she did. She went all the way through. Good for her for putting that online. I mean, Cupskill crazy. They do. They go a little nuts sometimes with power. Gosh, that is crazy.
Starting point is 01:00:36 And you have to pull over every time. You just like call and be like, I don't want to pull over for this person. Like, what if they're going to harass? You know what I mean? Like, it seems a little scary to just get pulled over by anyone. I hate that. All right. Where was this on TikTok?
Starting point is 01:00:49 I missed this too. I always felt like everything. It was a little big. Yeah. Well, good thing. She's got justice then. And him not showing up is crazy. Like, at least show up and try and defend your stupid actions.
Starting point is 01:00:59 He'd be like, well, she could still, maybe, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I didn't see that. Was she young? She's pretty young, yeah. She didn't declare her age, but she seemed young.
Starting point is 01:01:12 Did you ever look up body camp footage before when you got pulled over from Ariana Grande? No, but I've maybe I should have. Darians, maybe last week? I am quite curious. To see how the interaction goes? I remember being so scary. Even though, like, I forgot what I even did. I think I did, oh, it was something really dumb, too.
Starting point is 01:01:25 Like, I did a U-turn in a business district. And I was like, a business. I was like, isn't every district like businesses or everywhere? Yeah. What does that mean? Was there a little sign that's a no U-turn? No, that was coming to. And Google Maps told me to make a U-turn there.
Starting point is 01:01:39 And I was like, well, my maps told me. But I'm really afraid of breaking rules. So I remember I was like, oh, I'm sorry. I'm the same way. Just offer them to come. your house to use the pool like the lasagna oh like Britney yeah that's fierce she made them lasagna I miss this one too she offered them yeah I love that she makes lasagna you guys have a lasagna cook off when she got what did someone see her body cam footage or how they know this
Starting point is 01:02:01 yeah yeah over an hour released and over an hour because she got booked they took her to the station like she's in a she'd be detained she was like getting questioned the whole thing yeah yeah for an hour do y it probably was even longer because she was at the station but it was a tough watch, the people that watched it. She was just here at Redo. That restaurant right there. She gets like, it's crazy because like Justin Temperlake's DUI footage gets released. Everyone's like, he's so funny.
Starting point is 01:02:31 He's so camp. But it's like Britney's like, oh, like this is like a tough watch. It's like, cool. Because she's not on the world tour. Yeah, it was pretty camp to be like, come to my house and swim in my pool and eat some lasagna. I mean, this sounds nice. She like offered. I would take it up.
Starting point is 01:02:45 Yeah. Yeah. Released. Yeah. Really scour. I know. Did you see her video, her Instagram video, about seeing The Devil Wars Prada 2?
Starting point is 01:02:53 No. Oh, my God. What did she say? It was serious. I'm about to go see the Devil We're Spada too. I personally before like Gucci, but I guess the devil says we have to wear Prada. We're going to wear Prada.
Starting point is 01:03:02 And I'm like, she is too funny. I love her. She is funny. I didn't see that one. Did she delete it? Like, I swear, I go to look at her what's up. I think she was posted it around the same time she got pulled over to, to like, show that she's okay.
Starting point is 01:03:14 Oh, I love that. Yeah. So I'm going to go see the Devil Wars Potter too. I'm like, tears. I love her loving Gucci too, very millennial of her. Gucci's so crazy. Devil wears Gucci. God wears Gucci.
Starting point is 01:03:25 That's like a G-energy alliteration. Love Island season is currently upon us. I know. I just, you know, I try so hard again. I always say that I'm going to try. I really am going to try because I feel like it is. A cultural shift. Yes.
Starting point is 01:03:42 It is like everywhere. It is so many hours. Like literally I see a million takes. talks of like my full-time job Love Island watching is about to start and I'm like that is so intimidating to me I know is it every day I think so right I don't know if Friday's it's like after sun or whatever so I guess I don't know if I could if I could get into it I don't know if I can I know it's a commitment because I know I know it's like everyone loves it's like such a shift but everyone's problematic already everyone's getting canceled right like two people said the N word someone's a
Starting point is 01:04:13 Trumpy like there's just like so many things happening I'm like oh my god see the love island fan base will find out damn near anything about you. Before it even airs, right? Before it even airs. Someone's already out of the villa. Yes, the cast just got announced. And they were really delaying it too. Like, everyone was like, okay, when is the cast
Starting point is 01:04:30 going to come out? When is the cast going to come out? Like, it's been really building up. And the second it comes out, like, I would say within five minutes of that group shot, we got everything. We got where these people went to school, who they follow. We got snap memories from like 60 years ago. One girl that's got a Make America Great Again hat with a Trump flag behind her.
Starting point is 01:04:51 And then another one is, there was like two videos for unsnapmaped memories. So snap memories will get you. Snapchat's very devious of this girl of Vassana, Vassana Montgomery. There was two videos of her saying the N-word. And the precedent was set last year when they eliminated the contestant for also saying the N-word. So, yeah, before the show even aired, she was booted out. But people said there was like an ex-examination. couple like there was an extra um female contestant an extra male contestant so they were like did they just
Starting point is 01:05:22 expect that something that was going to come out and they would have to eliminate people or something my gosh i mean how can you find i guess everything every background i know tea but i'm like girl if you know that that's is somewhere in your digital footprint like maybe just don't even try like don't even apply because they're going to find it i guess they think like it's deleted but uh-huh or maybe they forget i don't know that could be yeah i don't know either But the fan base is wild Because, yeah, one of the contestants, Kenzie, I believe her name is, but she was the one that had photos of her supporting Donald Trump.
Starting point is 01:05:58 But someone made an account pretending to be like her management, and it had more followers than her own personal account. Oh my gosh. And it's like all the contestants are supposed to be on a blackout. So the fact that this account popped up and issued a statement. Oh, they can't post on their behalf. They're not supposed to post anymore. Really?
Starting point is 01:06:15 Yeah. I think so it shows that they're in it for the right reasons and stuff too. They're not trying to like... Wow, they're all there for the brand deals. No one is there for love, obviously. But yeah, so like this account popped up and everyone thought it was real because it looked real. And they issued a statement on her behalf saying she doesn't have these beliefs anymore. And then her brother in real life was like, that account isn't real.
Starting point is 01:06:38 They were like, she doesn't hold those beliefs anymore, but that account isn't real. They should have gone with it. I know, but like, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. But the fandom is intense. The fandom doesn't play around. Yeah, that part's a little scary to me. It's like, oh, they just, because no one is, obviously, everyone that's come out of Love Island, they all been problematic, like, during or after Love Island, right?
Starting point is 01:06:57 Like, no one is like... Not everyone. Wow, I mean, Huda. Well, I think she was already problematic in there. She was already shaking the table a little bit. Oh, I thought people liked her in there. They did because, well, she was the one where everyone hated her at first, then she kind of won everyone over.
Starting point is 01:07:10 She had her redemption arc, and then she ended up being messy outside. That's what I'm saying? I feel like the ones I hear about. always tend to be, except for O'Landria, of course, but like, she's our queen, obviously. But, like, everyone else seems to be just a little bit messy and cheating. I think if you're messy in there, then you're probably messy out.
Starting point is 01:07:26 I feel like that's a good rule of live like. Because the ones that are, like, fan favorites, they end up being, like, the PPG two years ago. Then you have, like, O'Landria last year. Right. The fan favorites end up being sweetie pies also outside of the villa. So, but I think if you're already, you know, causing a ruckus in there, and you're being a little messy.
Starting point is 01:07:41 You're saying a couple unsightly things. Right. You're going to be like that out. Yeah, yeah. Is there any men that become famous from Love Island? Was Rob? Rouch? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:07:53 He's Love Island. Yeah. First season? No. He was two seasons ago. I thought there was only four seasons. Yeah, there was one pre-Ariana Maddox. There's one or two pre-Ariana.
Starting point is 01:08:05 With Sarah Highland. Oh, my God, yes. So sorry Sarah Highland, but when she was hosting, no shade to her. It's just like production and everything. No one cared. But then Ariana was like the perfect host. Because then after that, I think that was two years ago. Like, I remember Leah's season, like the PPG season.
Starting point is 01:08:22 That's the one that really blew it. What's PGG mean? Like Powerpuff Girls. Yeah. It was like Leah, Serena, and Janae, I want to say. They were like the three fan favorites. They were like a trio. Got it. And then, yeah.
Starting point is 01:08:36 Amora Higgins is from there. Oh, yeah, Amora. Okay. I, yeah, I guess should we try it? Like he said, it's just so long. Maybe stick to the TikTok ReGend. I know, but I can't, you know what, weirdly, though? Like, I, even TikTok last year, I just, like, wasn't, usually I can kind of gather
Starting point is 01:08:54 what's happening, but TikTok, I couldn't. I only know the Mamasita one from Buddha and Nick. I feel like now, because I follow enough Mormon wives news accounts, that that'll transfer to Love Island. Like, you know, who's, like, I feel like Holden on TikTok, like, he'll be reporting. I was just going to say Holden's like, you guys, all the housewives are Trumpies. Let's just, like, enjoy it for what it is. Like, he's is very much, which is, like, so funny.
Starting point is 01:09:19 I was like, okay. I don't have a little cognitive distance in this, I guess. Yeah. And then, Deeds by Steph, if she reports on the Mormon wise, I feel she'll be all over Love Island. So between the two, I think, we'll be. Did Taylor Frankie Paul send her something, I think? Yeah, a little PR?
Starting point is 01:09:34 Yeah, she's package from Taylor Frankie Paul. I was like, love that. I love that she's on there. Taylor's Instagram was also, also Jimmy Whettslaw topic, which I love. Did he, is the one in the group chat that was sent? I did love it, too. She posted a Instagram graphic, misconceptions about me. And I love the misconceptions she picked.
Starting point is 01:09:52 I thought they were so fierce. She likes top 40 music. Actually, my music taste would probably shock most. I mean, that was the assumption someone made was that she'd like... Yeah, which I'm like, who misconceived that? I don't know if anyone... I've heard a lot of things about Taylor Frinky Paul. I've never heard she loves only exclusively top 40 music, but work, I suppose.
Starting point is 01:10:13 I love reality TV. far from it war movies are my favorite like okay war movies is crazy to be your favorite genre of film shoshing for them to be maybe private I am like she's funny
Starting point is 01:10:29 I'm way funny sorry no I love it I love this I love you reading it because it is sometimes funnier I can't even say what this is she's funny I'm way funnier I got that dark humor and I'd be canceled immediately well girl
Starting point is 01:10:43 we're looking through it Like, what do you mean? Twice. Two shows on pause because of you, girl. Go ahead. She doesn't even care. I care way too much, unfortunately. Girl, again, I don't think anyone in the history of your whole career said she doesn't care.
Starting point is 01:11:00 We know you care because the second something is said about you, you're making the TikTok responding. Yeah, you care deeply. We saw that. Yes. Yes. Like, kind of diabolic. I mean, I really am reading for the girl. I know that sounds like I'm not, but I am.
Starting point is 01:11:14 Yeah, of course. We wanted to, like, be better, but... This is kind of wild. Okay, misconceptions about me... That... I don't even know. She really is out there. I mean, I don't even know where to go.
Starting point is 01:11:30 Misconceptions that I... I don't like cats. I love cats. I'm allergic to you know what I mean? Like, that's what I was like... Oh, another misconception about me is that I... You're like top 100 songs. You're like, I don't like music.
Starting point is 01:11:50 We're losing the plot a little bit, but okay, yes. I hate the color pink. I actually do not like it. You're right. I don't know. I don't know. I'd be reversed. Be like that you love the color pink, and that's the misconception.
Starting point is 01:12:05 Oh. Oh, okay. I actually hate the color pink. Yes. And I... Mostly wear black. I mostly wear black. That I'm a troll.
Starting point is 01:12:14 No, I'm... dumb. You're good of these. You're good. You should write my little one. It sounds like she's doing some kind of a dating profile thing. Like she's answering questionnaires for a little hinge. It is kind of giving hinge.
Starting point is 01:12:29 Yeah. I just, I don't know what went into her mind. Because it took some work to make this graphic. I know who made the graphic. I think she made the graphic. It is giving like she put this together. She also made several collages to prove her. point. Right. She did post a collage of her favorite war media. Oh, what are they? What's top three?
Starting point is 01:12:53 Haxall Ridge, gladiator, lone survivor, American sniper, the covenant, 13 hours. I think she meant 13 hours. She just put this behind. Oh, wait, what? Okay. Vikings and Game of Thrones. Okay. She's not like most girls. And some of them are more sci-fi than the war movies. Like, I think, War movies. Right. Game of Thrones. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:13:18 I think we're hard. Yeah. Maybe you should have action. Little action movies. I'm not a fan of photo shoots. I believe my beauty comes from within. Nobody will remember anything about you other than how you made them feel. That's real.
Starting point is 01:13:32 She does have some good sentiments. Yeah. She does have some good sentiments. So. I like her. I love girl. She should have been a sports illustrator swim suit week. What is up with swimsuit week?
Starting point is 01:13:46 What has happened? Oh my gosh. Miami swimsuit week. Yeah, what is that? It happens once a year, like, every couple months. I swear it's always a swimsuit week, and Bethany Frankel's always walking. Like, I feel like that's always, like,
Starting point is 01:13:56 how often does this happen? It's Miami Swimsuit Week. I think there are swimsuit weeks in different areas, I'm assuming. Oh, okay. This is Miami specifically. Yeah, in Miami, this is the big one, I guess. Okay, not just because I'm not invited,
Starting point is 01:14:11 but I don't get it. I really don't get these. What's the point? That's an excellent question. What is the point? Who's watching? Who's it for? The models all say, it's not for the male gays, but I'm like, I also, like, I'm a, I'm, I'm a, I, I'm, I'm a, I, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, like, very, I, that's not for me, I'm, I'm,
Starting point is 01:14:37 like, I'm a hater, I am being a hiter, but I, like, I really want to get it, and everyone looks beautiful, of course, I don't get it, and I'm like, and then also, it's just, like, a bunch, like, I always see the, like, It's a bunch of influencer and they're just, I don't know. I mean, I guess I would, would I do it. I don't think so. Huh? Rich people? I think it's just for rich people.
Starting point is 01:14:53 What? The actual event? Yeah. Yeah. It's like any of the fashion week, art shows. Oh, okay. Formula one. Like, there's a certain schedule for the whole year.
Starting point is 01:15:05 I see. And they're like animals that, you know, follow the migration and they just. But you don't see like Anna Wintor or front and center at swimsuit week, you know? Well, there's different kinds, but yeah. But you don't see anyone front and center. I guess what I'm saying. You know, that fashion. week you'll see Jacob Allorty or I don't know where you will you see him there I don't know
Starting point is 01:15:20 okay so like you'll see certain people there but like this one you don't see people maybe Dave Portway he seems like someone to be seated there but like it's Miami so it's different yeah I don't see I don't know I don't get it I like the cover you know I like the covers I like you know Hillary Duff and Alex are I like I like the covers well you're confusing sports illustrated with Miami Swim week but I do they not is it not the same I think sports illustrated do they host it I want to say yes No? I think Miami Swim Week is its own thing.
Starting point is 01:15:52 Oh, and Sports Illustrator is not involved. Miami Swim Week. And like, yeah, designers, like swimsuit designers will show their... Because you know I love Remy Joe Bader and she always walks too. And she's always like Sports Illustrating, they call her like a rookie. Like rookie, Remy Joe Bader is walking this week. I mean, I can... Maybe you're right.
Starting point is 01:16:10 Maybe there's multiple swim. Swim. No, maybe you're right. Hold on. Let me see. I don't know. It would make sense that they will have a small week. mold section in the bigger
Starting point is 01:16:18 Oh, okay I just assume it was the same because like walking sports illustrated and everyone walks and everyone looks good. Oh no no no my apologies you are correct. Okay. It's the SI swimsuit runway show at Miami Swim Week.
Starting point is 01:16:35 So if there is Miami Swim Week is its own thing, but there is the S.I. SwimSuit show. I think that's the one I see everyone walking. This is the one that had all the celebrities and influencers like Alex Earl, Bethany Frankl, Brooks Nader, Val Shemirkovsky. Oh yeah. For some reason, Mora Higgins. This one also had, uh, which Mormon one. Oh, God, I know. It's either Macy or Mikaela. It was not Macy. It's Mikaela. Okay, so Mikaela, yes. And people were really cloning on her walk.
Starting point is 01:17:08 Well, they clotted everyone's walk, which is like so silly. It's like, they're not actual model. Yeah, like who knows how to walk down and runaway? Like, no one. And they, especially Mikaela. Like, she looked so good she looked so good they I know they someone accused Jesse of mocking it yeah because she was doing like a little there's a video of her doing a little horse trots and people thought that she was making fun of Michaela but she was making fun of herself because she didn't like her socks and sandals so she was walking a little funny but did she look like a horse I think she was doing like an exaggerated trot around Disneyland or something yeah um because she posted the full audio someone clipped it from like an Instagram story
Starting point is 01:17:47 or something. Oh. But she closed to the full where she was talking about like the different, like literally I think about horses walking or something. And to be like,
Starting point is 01:17:57 oh, she's making fun of Michaela. When it was clip, they thought it was, yeah. They exaggerated. I mean, everyone walks a little goofy,
Starting point is 01:18:03 but I'm sure I would look goofy as hell too because some people go on there, tiptoes. Yeah, well, that was the thing that I noticed immediately.
Starting point is 01:18:09 I think it was, um, was it Layla? Oh, from Mormon wives. From Mormon wives. Yeah. So Layla walked the show too,
Starting point is 01:18:17 and her shoes were so big, and this is nothing against her. It's just like they put her in shoes out of her humongous. So they were really sliding around as she was walking, and her foot was like half off. So I think they just didn't put them
Starting point is 01:18:29 in the right sizes. I feel like they were sabotaging too because I think it was like raining earlier because Val and the dancing was dressed people slipped. So it must have been raining. Is that what was happening? Like I was so confused.
Starting point is 01:18:40 I don't know. The whole thing just always feels a mess and maybe if I was invited I'd feel different, but I don't think so. I don't think so. I have said no to things. Believe it or not, I do say no to some things. And some things I'm just like not aligned with.
Starting point is 01:18:51 Not that I've not been invited this full disclosure. But I just, I don't, I think I would say no. I think Tanna was, I think I can say, I think she was supposed to host it, I think. That'd be fierce. But I don't know what happened. I would sacrifice a lot to see her walk down that runway. I don't think she was going to walk.
Starting point is 01:19:10 I think she was going to host. Damn it. I know. I need to see her walk the runway, baby. I'm surprised she hasn't done it. It sounds like such a Tana, mojo thing to do to walk a random runway show. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:19:20 It gives, oh yeah, you know what it gives is when all like, God, what's the one with James and many? I knew it. I knew it. It was like D squared or something. Everybody, that's what it gives, but for like the girly pop influencers. Was it Marco Marco or D squared?
Starting point is 01:19:37 It might have been Marco Marco. I remember like that runway was everything. You're right, it was Marco Marco. You were the fashion expert today. I was locked in on that one. I remember being like okay we need more of these like this was yes amazing like and people need to be posting this like all the time it was I guess eight years ago oh my god this is like one of the most incredible like moments like when I watched this I'm like thank God I'm alive you know what I'm like I think
Starting point is 01:20:06 I'm alive because this is insane we should have our patron writing influencer walks and then we try to do it you just see me trying to walk out on these heels today I was like clop it I mean I could never in a million years See, I think I'd be serving, but I fear... We could do it down my driveway. I'll give you some heels and we'll try it down the cobblestone driveway and see how we do. Because it probably would be hard that Marco Mark won.
Starting point is 01:20:29 I remember people clown them for so long. They would take the audio out and make them like cloppy. It was... I mean, it's just like, I don't know, given the chance would you do a runway? No. Not even in a speedo. What if it's like...
Starting point is 01:20:43 You're giving Jacob Lurdy Blancelago today. Would you do Blenciaga? Oh, this is giving Jake Floree. Well, the hat down. I mean the glasses down You do your pants look like him Your shirt looks like him No I would not walk in a runway
Starting point is 01:20:54 No No Yeah I don't know either I think it's like It's for a good cause Like some Okay yeah If it was saving the whales or something
Starting point is 01:21:02 Yeah If it was fatty's on the runway Then yes Like if it was saved Whales save the whales Oh my God I don't even want to know that line up You me
Starting point is 01:21:12 Could you imagine We can't We don't know It's like all faties And then we show up We're like, oh, it's size inclusivity. That's happened to me on so many occasions. We're like, oh, I get it.
Starting point is 01:21:23 I get what we're doing here. We're just all big. No one does you. I didn't know that was happening, but okay, it was. You wouldn't do it for Save the Whales. I would have to see the lineup. I couldn't do it with anyone super hot because I don't want to get myself, you know?
Starting point is 01:21:38 So it would have to be, yeah, it'd have to be average looking folks. I mean, that's kind of me with that. They are very size inclusive at swim week, which I do appreciate. I just don't know if I, could be next to a brook snater going down the runway
Starting point is 01:21:51 you know it's just like love it and they look great everybody was represented to great not really any I get they have plus size representation but they do get the snatched plus size you know what I mean they don't get perfectly proportioned that part taught tummies and everything yeah
Starting point is 01:22:07 they should do more like apple shape because that's a very out there one they should do more of that in my opinion but we'll take it because Lizzo performed she's giving plus size realness But again, she's like, she's like snatchers. I don't know. Who am I to say?
Starting point is 01:22:23 I guess I would love to. I could represent a little apple over here. You know? I don't think I would do that one, but that's also just. You would do the Marco Marco show if it's, you and like Manny Emuey. Oh, yeah. Me, Manny, James, sign me up. Would you do the Marco Marco?
Starting point is 01:22:39 I love the little undies. I forgot that Manny Emuway showed his butt. Like his butt tag was out in the outfit that they put him in. Yeah. Yeah. And he just like turned around. He did it. Ooh,
Starting point is 01:22:50 here's my crack. I love it. Just a hit of crack. Why not? I love that. A little hit every now. They should done that at sports, swim week, sports illustrator, whatever. They should have done a little crack.
Starting point is 01:23:00 If I do it, I want crack out. That's your platform. That's my platform. Crack out. They all look good. Bethany looked good. Everyone looked great. Everyone looked good.
Starting point is 01:23:09 Anyone criticizing walks. Let's see you do better. And I feel like they must have given the direction, like walk slow or something. Maybe because it was slippery. Oh. Because everyone really was. walking in slow motion. It was a lot of reality stars,
Starting point is 01:23:21 like a lot of housewives, children, and stuff. And everyone was like, why are they walking as if they're like drunk? Who was the child? The one, the daughter. Teresa Judeyce's daughter, Gia walked the runway. And she was walking so slow. People were just really coming for her.
Starting point is 01:23:35 I was like, she's just feeling it. They must have been cold. It's very slippery. So walks slow. I would think. Oh, I'd be walking so slow. Because the fall is crazy. Yeah, I'd be like,
Starting point is 01:23:46 that was me trying to get the photo to dad's going slow. slow out there like no definitely go as slow as possible safety first really honestly and screen time that's true they were like let's make this work maximize yeah people that it was like gabriel mora she's so beautiful did you see her i got her walk is they really are got people have really good bodies and maybe it just made me sad maybe that's why i didn't like it just makes me like feel so cautious i was like as i was eating like big ziti is like maybe i should just put the ziti down trish like no i think like i love the size inclusivity And I love perfect bodies.
Starting point is 01:24:20 You work hard, show it off for sure. But also makes me hate myself. So I think I was a little sad after it. But maybe I just wasn't meant to watch those things. Who was your favorite down the runway, Moses? I didn't see it. You didn't see one-way walk? It's just something in passing.
Starting point is 01:24:37 It was Caesar walking, the runway. Was she walking? It's a different show altogether. Okay. Maybe. I guess I should check. I gotta reset the cameras. Maybe she was watch she's right.
Starting point is 01:24:57 No, I don't think she has. Okay. You just tossed his in a swim suit. He's like, I think that's what I saw. I think I know what you're talking about, but I don't think it was swim week. Like, I think she was walking, but I think it was not that. I think it was something else. Oh, that's funny.
Starting point is 01:25:10 Oh, did you? Okay. You took down the, yeah, okay, good. Because they were saying you were out of focus last couple of episodes, but I think it was my picture behind you. It was like focusing on me. I was like Yeah Like Oscar's fuzzy
Starting point is 01:25:23 And I like The face card is so strong The cameras are just like Literally Oh my gosh That's killing me Well shout out to all everyone Honestly that does take a lot of courage to walk it
Starting point is 01:25:37 Everyone looks great Fierce is fierce Yeah Did you see Jordan from Mormon Wives He is in a new cooking show And the official show for 100 cooks posted the cast photo
Starting point is 01:25:51 and on the food network social media accounts I did see this yes on his own Instagram he posted an AI altered photo of himself embarrassing cringe he's the worst so embarrassing wait what's the cooking show
Starting point is 01:26:05 oh yeah you could go on this 100 cooks wait for real how did Jordan for Mormon wives go on there what is it called 100 cooks is a new show 100 contestants yeah it says meet the 100 cooks today They were introducing you to cooks number 11 through 20, and Jordan was number 13.
Starting point is 01:26:23 Is he a cook? Or is the show, like, non-cooks going on there? I guess it must be non-cooks. Let me try to find a log line for it. Oh, my God. Yeah, because I remember that show, presulted into one called, like, Worst Chefs or Worst Cooks or something like that,
Starting point is 01:26:34 and it was like D-less celebrities that went on and, like, try to cook, which I always wanted to do. Normies were there, too? Where? As in the Worst Chef? Did they cast rumors? Oh, I was putting you in this. celebrity category, but you know, Normies, yes.
Starting point is 01:26:50 Normies, too. Cooks are randomly selected to compete in challenges that range from blind taste test to full on 30-minute cooking battles. And, oh, it's an ever-growing grand prize, which starts at $100,000. In the end, 99 cooks
Starting point is 01:27:06 will be eliminated by judges Alex Gurnas Shelly and Nick DiGiovanni. And one talented home cook will prove they are the best of the best. So, yeah, 100, like, amateur cooks, I guess. And not, are there are there normies on there? It's all celebrity. Or it's like, celebrity. Yes. The realm of celebrity. I'm going to use that very lightly with Jordan. With a hundred people, it's probably
Starting point is 01:27:26 all the range of. Just everybody in the world is different people. I think so. Because there's some people I don't, yeah, I really don't recognize a lot of these people. So I'm assuming some normies. Is there any other, the ones that you do recognize besides Jordan? Well, I click their tag and then they have followers. I don't recognize them myself, but they are influencers people with followings who's tuning into that I love that he put the AI version of himself though so like you
Starting point is 01:27:56 I appreciate the fierceness of posting your tune despite knowing they're going to post the untouch because I'll do I see a Getty I'm like yeah I'm still going to touch that up I don't care that you can go to Getty images and find the untouched right but like the tune is like slight you know it's just a little a little hand this was a whole
Starting point is 01:28:14 different face like he took his face from a different photo and like had AI switch it up from like five years ago, mind you. No, yeah. And had it switched. Like you can do a little tune, a little like shaping, but to have a completely different face is crazy. No, the side by side had to jarred me. It literally went from like Austin Butler to like Mucinex.
Starting point is 01:28:31 Like it was just like, ah! Like what the hell? It was so wild. I was like, oh my God, a little goober. I mean, he has to be the worst. I saw Jesse too. She did, she was doing like a meet and greet and some fan asked her to do the monologue that Jordan did. It's like, oh, they're dancing with a stars, but she comes out in this dress.
Starting point is 01:28:47 and all of a side. So I'm like, he was being this horrible person that everyone just like is okay to mock him. It could be like universally. Like a James Charles. Beat me too, but yeah. You can have to be in that group. Yeah, I think if we're making fun of runway walks,
Starting point is 01:28:59 it should only be James Charles and this guy because he's the worst. He's awful. I am surprised he got cast. I mean, I guess it is making noise that way. So that's one way to go about it. I mean, because of the AI photo. I don't think it was making noise before that.
Starting point is 01:29:11 Because I was like, what the hell is this? I don't know what this is. I'm still not watching it. What's it on? Food network. Oh. Oh, okay. Good for him, honestly.
Starting point is 01:29:18 No shade to be. We love Tooby too. I don't know if I'm going to be seated to watch him. Oh, another man, straight man news. This is a straight man saying. Wow, I know. So much for Pride Month. Millie Bobby Brown opened up about her husband's
Starting point is 01:29:32 annoying habit and then it had everyone calling him a man child. And she's talked about this before. Oh, I know. She never makes him look good. Nothing is helping to this. I know. It's like we do like, say something positive about the guy like something um because she talked about her pet pee's with crox
Starting point is 01:29:52 and she said that like uh her husband he doesn't pack any clothes ever whenever they go on trips or vacation she said so we'll leave and i'll have a huge suitcase and he'll have nothing with him just his phone never really a charger he'll just steal mine and then he'll take his computer but then when he gets to the place where they're going uh he complains that he doesn't have any clothes so he just buys a whole new set of a whole new wardrobe yeah like i have to go shopping i guess i would divorce if you're like can i borrow your charger get your like what do you mean i should be borrowing your charger like there's you should be packing two for me like that's so crazy that is a man child that is not and super rich one clearly yeah clearly he just had everything like
Starting point is 01:30:35 done for him like packing included because it's like what do you mean you don't know how to pack a suitcase oh we're and just go shopping like it's just so it gives me the ick that one gives me the so much. And the charter thing of all of it and she says it so like endearingly but it's like and we said it's a pep-pe, but the way she says it is very just like cutesy. Yeah. She's like, oh, call it every time. And she talked about it and call her daddy
Starting point is 01:30:55 his a similar shopping habit. She said if I need socks, he'll be like, let's go to Prada. And I'll be like, no, let's go to Target. So like they just have very different upbrings. Obviously she is like the breadwinner of a whole family. She's had to support her family and he was like a netpo baby and grew up. with money and so it's very different POVs.
Starting point is 01:31:17 It like, I don't want to say it like doesn't work, but I just think like it doesn't work. Like I think if I dated someone who was like a Nepo baby or just grew up with money and stuff, like it just so out of touch, I just think it like it would just give me the ick. I think you have to find someone that also like grew up like that to like make it work. I don't know. I just think it's weird. And obviously it's something that like will trickle down to your children because it's like, oh, if your child's like let's get socks, you're like let's go to Prada.
Starting point is 01:31:40 It's like, what? Like let's get a straw. I'll go to Tiffany's like, no. Like, I don't know. I don't like everything I see about this person I don't love I try to you know I try to see what she sees So like when you know he when she's pushing the stroller or how is carrying the car seat out? I'm like well I think maybe she just wants to That's what I thought maybe I'm like he does seem kind of annoying I apologize like every shot she's carrying the pram you know what I mean that she's pushing she's care
Starting point is 01:32:04 It's like I get it too but it's also like let's see one I guess they did show one of him doing something one time Backlash but yeah you hold the baby yeah we see just nothing good But I think she could do the PR training and just be like, no, he's wonderful. He does. What's something great that he does? What do we see in him? Maybe this is her being like relatable T's like, oh, you know, my husband. No one relates to that except for other Nepo babies.
Starting point is 01:32:28 We're like, uh, girl run. They come from such a different world because his dad is very famous from a different generation. And she's a young, famous person. So she's like more social media, share your life. were part of the people. He's like, no, I'm like in this A-list elite group. He's disconnected. Like, he has no connection to the real world.
Starting point is 01:32:52 You know what I mean? So that's where it comes. Like, usually you don't hear about people like him because they have no connection to the real world. But she's the connection. I don't know, Bond Toby's A-list. It's one of the biggest. Back then.
Starting point is 01:33:06 No, but see, think about how rich they are. I mean. Oh, rich, one thing. No, but it doesn't matter how. family is now that's how he grew up he grew up around like one of the biggest he is a huge musician but i think that's what she finds in him it's like it's easier for her to be with somebody that knows fame and fortune with her being so famous maybe i don't that's a good explanation i suppose but i don't see it from trisha millie just date a normie just date
Starting point is 01:33:36 date a normie. Go for that boring life. It's where it's at. Honestly, Normie's where it's at. I've said this forever. And you know what? Normies will pack a charger. They'll pack three chargers.
Starting point is 01:33:49 They'll know you forgot something and do it. Oh, you forgot something? Oh, I got it for you. Don't worry. There's always scissors packed. They pack everything, carry everything. You know, like it's the way to go. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 01:34:01 Actually, no offense to Neppo babies. But, like, honestly, dating a Nepo baby sounds like the worst thing ever. Like just people, yeah, that have had everything done for them? No, I can't. Yeah, it's he. I don't know. I just think, especially because she's so young, you think she'd want someone to, like, nurture her and take care of her.
Starting point is 01:34:18 Because she had, like, she had to, like, take care of her family. And she's been, like, independent and, like, working your whole life. Like, wouldn't you want someone who, like, can take care of things, like, backing a charger? Like, Jacob Satorius. What? Her ex-boyfriend's. Oh. Oh, I have more of faith than Jacob Sotorius backing a charger than Bon Jovi.
Starting point is 01:34:33 You know what I mean? Like, he seems. Wow, both Jake's, right? Jake Bon Jovi, Jacob Sartorius. Oh. She's honest, she didn't want to re-remember a new name. Wow. Re-remember?
Starting point is 01:34:46 Remember a name? It is weird to read someone with the same name, right? Because it's like, or not, maybe not. Maybe it's like, oh. I think I would. But maybe it says more about us than, yeah. Right. So I date the same.
Starting point is 01:34:59 I can never date another Moses. Yeah. You know what I mean? I follow another Moses, the one from the idol actually on Instagram. And every time I see Moses, I always think it's him. And it's like not that Moses. It's like a different Moses. But they do confuse me sometimes.
Starting point is 01:35:09 Because I see Moses. I'm like, oh, that's my. No, no. Yeah. You also get confused when you see Jacob Allorty. You're like, oh, Moses. And like, oh, Jacob Lordy, yeah, fashion week. Oh.
Starting point is 01:35:20 Jacob Lordy confuses me in general, but I do like him. He isn't hearing. Did you see that clip? I love this one. It was the one where he's like, so what are your like hobbies or interest? He's like, uh. He's like, do you collect anything? Oh, good that.
Starting point is 01:35:30 Oh, you know, you know exactly. He's like, do you collect anything? He's like, curiosity. Like, what? Just making up. Yeah, like, he's weird, huh? He's a weird guy. You kind of are like, mm.
Starting point is 01:35:40 Do you collect anything? Yes. Curiosity's. Then you kind of wonder why he, like, oh, maybe that's why he hasn't settled down. He might be a little weird. Well, he is young, too. I think he was, like, 26. 20.
Starting point is 01:35:53 Yeah, he's really young. Oh, my God. I thought he was, like, 40. In a good way. He thought he was 40? Yeah. 26. He's really young.
Starting point is 01:36:01 There's never been a 26-year-old that looks like that ever. Like, 26. That's crazy. Is he 26? 28. 28. You're telling me Jacob Allorty and David Doberker
Starting point is 01:36:12 at the same age. Whoa. Like, do you know what I mean? Like, yeah. That's insane. Or like a, oh, the person I thought from Megcon last time was Josh Richards. He wasn't Magcom?
Starting point is 01:36:24 No, but it wasn't Megcon. It was like a tour thing that he did that. Someone found it. I don't even think Jimmy found it. I think someone found it. I'm like, this is what I was looking for. Jimmy definitely. No.
Starting point is 01:36:34 But Josh Richards and like Jacob, already being the same age, it's crazy to me too, because it's like, what do you mean? You've already looks like a man. Do you know what I mean? Like, no offense, but they look like little boys because they're little boys. Of course, they're 26-year-olds, but like, or 28, that's crazy to me. Oh, that's speaking me out.
Starting point is 01:36:47 Good on him. I mean, yeah, I think he's a weird, I think he's not weird, but, you know, he's good-looking. I don't like his interviews. I was going to transition to something, but we were just talking about. We were talking about. Nepo babies, Millie Bobby Brown, MadCon. Oh, not a Nepo baby, but did you see Charlie DeMilio's on life.
Starting point is 01:37:06 Yes. This was one of mine too. Oh, was it? Okay. I'm so happy you on it. Yeah. Because not enough people were talking about this. I'm like, is he okay?
Starting point is 01:37:13 You saw it too? What is with these? Very sad. It's giving Addis and Ray Dad vibes. Like it's very much just like, why are you on live? Why are you sharing all this stuff? Literally my initial thought when I saw this was think all my parents are normal. It was very sad.
Starting point is 01:37:28 If you ever be like my parents are crazy, well, at least I'm not on live airing me out. Like if my mom and her dad were on like live just like talking about my personal stuff. And like, who knows? It's true. Yeah. Finances. Oh, the people around her. Because also parents can say
Starting point is 01:37:39 kooky things. And you're on live and you're also like fully grown. And he's like still married to her mom. Like there's still like seem to be a family unit. So like what? And he's like, oh, I just want our family back. I want my family back. I'm going to do anything.
Starting point is 01:37:50 I'm like, I don't think this is the way to go. I don't think this is how you're getting Charlie back there as a reason. It makes me sad. It makes me sad. Allegedly they were saying they were still stealing like a million millions of dollars from her account when they were managing her. Yeah. There was a viral rumor that Charlie's parents stole money for me.
Starting point is 01:38:05 her and I kind of forgot how much money she was making at one time because in 2021 she was TikTok's highest paid creator and just that year alone she made 17 million dollars. Oh my gosh. That's crazy. Yeah. And obviously it happened so quick. So to because when does she like 2019, it's 2021 to be making all of a sudden that much money and you're also like 16 at the time.
Starting point is 01:38:34 Oh, was she only 16? Because when she, well, I remember when you had your feud with James Charles back in the day, she was a minor. So I think she was 17, and that was 2021. So yeah, I guess her highest paid or that year she made 17 million. She was 16 and 17. So your parents are like, you have to have like, I don't know how that works with social media. Do you have to have a Google account? Probably not, I guess.
Starting point is 01:38:53 Oh, that's a very good point. I don't think social media is yet. I don't think it's under that. Right. So it probably is like the parents are just supposed to set up an account for the kid and like hope it gets to them. Mm-hmm. which sounds us. De Mois posted on over the weekend a post that claimed that Charlie discovered millions of dollars
Starting point is 01:39:13 had been transferred out of accounts that were established during the years of her career managed by her parents. And sources cited by Dumois claimed that the transfers allegedly occurred over an extended period of time and involved funds that were intended for Charlie's savings. Oh my gosh. And the report also claimed that Charlie became aware of the situation after her parents were allegedly supposed to, to be removed from certain accounts and that attorneys are now involved in that the situation had caused a major
Starting point is 01:39:40 rift in the family with Dixie reportedly siding with their parents. And then when that post went up by Dumois, Mark D'Amillo, her dad was in the comments and said, this is not true. We love Charlie. She is being manipulated and I have the receipts. Oh no. Oh no.
Starting point is 01:39:56 And one comments her asked, so you guys didn't steal from her and Mark replied, absolutely not. She has always had a team in place. Loyal. lawyers, business manager, manager, agent. We purposely set it up that way. Not sure if you know anything about our family, but we were doing fine before TikTok.
Starting point is 01:40:13 And a couple months ago, the Daily Mail also posted a report in March that their family was toxic, and they pushed her to work so much and we're treating her like a cash cow. Yeah, because it's like one thing to come from like, okay, you had some money before TikTok, would you not have $17 million?
Starting point is 01:40:29 You know what I mean? That's so crazy. In one year. One year. One year. One year. And your own reality show. Pitching yourself to be on that reality show.
Starting point is 01:40:37 It's not a reality show for Charlie. It's like, we're going to do a reality show about us. Which I always, I always got weird out by both Addison's family because they had a one too. They had one like a family channel where they were doing like family sponsorships. And I'm like, there's just something a little cringe. Like when, especially when the daughters were the superstars first, it's not like you became famous. It's those sharp family singers. They're famous because they're a family.
Starting point is 01:40:55 It's like, but like if your daughters were famous first. And you're riding a coattails. Yes. And the mom and dad. It's like, it's one thing. It's like, let's do a show around your family. Okay, whatever. but it's like they were the ones managing and pitching all this stuff and I'm like that is gives me like their show always was very odd their show was very odd and I don't blame Charlie or Dixie.
Starting point is 01:41:11 Yeah. Because it's not like the Osbournes or something like that where like their parents are famous. Yes. And then the kids are like characters, quote unquote characters in the show. Yeah. And then they become famous. Right. Right. It's like.
Starting point is 01:41:21 No, they were just famous. You're just trying to piggyback off that. When it's reverse is kind of weird to me. Yeah. Especially on social media too. It's also just like kind of. I guess any sort of fame, but it's very odd. And also you see from what he said himself when I was looking at it because I was.
Starting point is 01:41:33 listening to try to understand what is going on there and he was basically pushing the kids to make their own brand that was the the brand because I think around the show they were doing that we just kind of like he just gave them the wrong advice instead so they couldn't do any brandings with anyone else they had to have let's make our own shoes you remember there was that right now uh kind they made their own shoes or something it was just trying to make make it all ourselves instead of working with the world and getting all those brandings. and stuff like that. So he was just giving them the wrong advice.
Starting point is 01:42:06 And then she teamed out with people as you do when you grow. And she grew out, you know, from the dad and the family and into her own individual, like an adult. And I think that's where- It's giving Joe Jackson tease with Michael being like, you can't. It seems like that's when they're- Without your brothers. Because it's like, people are giving her the wrong advice.
Starting point is 01:42:24 I'm like, probably they're giving her the right advice. Oh, I see. Yeah, yeah. No, for sure that's happening. People are manipulating her. People are pushing her. I'm like, no, she's growing up. She's finding the truth.
Starting point is 01:42:32 She's making her own decisions. And it's true as a dad, it would be hard. Because you think you know, but there's people that that's actually their job. Yeah, their job is to be in the entertainment business. Yes, I think if there was nothing wrong, you just like don't say anything. I think him being like, actually, this is not true. Actually, I got Peroof receipts timeline. It's like, okay.
Starting point is 01:42:52 So you're going to go against your own daughter. Are you going to try to take her dad? What are you doing? Yeah. What's the point of it? The by sister for your, my daughter is crazy. No, exactly. Crazy.
Starting point is 01:43:02 No, that's what's so cringe. And it's like even if that like was the case, like, why are you going to social media? She seems perfectly adjusted too. It's like if she was having a crash on her being a little weird or something, okay, maybe there's some merit to it. Like we're worried about our daughter. But she seems adjusted. She seems like she's actually like low key and like staying out of like the spotlight in like personal sense. And you're just making it messy.
Starting point is 01:43:20 Why are you on live? Why are you answering questions? Why are you commenting about Des Moire? Like, you know, it's just like if it's not true, just like let it be. Like it's such a weird. I feel like it kind of would have went below the radar before he commented. also went on TikTok Live. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:43:34 On TikTok Live, he was explaining. He's like, no, I've always looked out and protected her. I was keeping her away from PDF files and her emails. And I'm like, getting so specific. I'm like, this is really weird. Oh, yeah. He's like, there's so many predators and stuff like. And it's just like, what are you talking about?
Starting point is 01:43:48 What is happening? And like, insinuating some people like, oh, and this. And I protected her from this person and all this is just like very, very odd. And none of it makes you look good. And just airing out of all or stuff. I don't know. Embarrassing. So embarrassing.
Starting point is 01:44:01 I feel. so bad for Charlie like this. And where are they always like this or did it become the fame and the money that made the parents so crazy? Like why did they become so, I guess he's like said money hungry or something? But she's like living her life. Like no one's talked about Mark D'Neillio and so long. Although weirdly, all things come back to David. I was looking at like who presented him with like the snapper of the year award.
Starting point is 01:44:24 Like truly that was like the award he won like a couple months ago or something. And it was Mark and Heidi D'Neilio. That's really weird. Yeah, I'm like, why are they there? Not even Dixie? Right. He's like, it's full circle because I presented Charlie with her Nickelodeon Kids Choice Award. And I was like, the mom and dad, I'd be like, get away from me, weird.
Starting point is 01:44:46 I was like, why are you years old? Why are you at a Snapchat thing? Why you want TikTok live? Like, it's just so I would be like, no, that's so weird. It was such a weird thing. It was bizarre. Stop trying to make Mark and Heidi's Emilio happen. They never going to happen.
Starting point is 01:44:57 And he's still managing the other C's these two. Dixie? Yeah. So he was saying. He was saying like, oh, you know, by the way, I'm still managing her and she's doing great. And people in the comments were like, well, you know. I know nothing about her. I always see her come up on a fragrance commercial all the time.
Starting point is 01:45:15 I keep seeing her song pop up, the one about, uh, I don't want to be happy. Oh, really? Yeah. I think it's a good song. People are going back to, I think maybe. Wasn't it sometimes I'm sad? Sometimes I want to be. Yeah, no, that one.
Starting point is 01:45:30 Sometimes. I don't want to be happy. I know what you mean. There was like a sad song, but I don't think that was her. Right? I don't know. Sometimes I don't want to be happy.
Starting point is 01:45:41 Don't hold it against me. If I'm down, just leave me there. Let me be sad. Oh. I was just further along in the time. Yeah, that did sound right. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:45:55 Didn't they, wasn't the mom also on Dancing with the Stars when Charlie was? What? Yeah, I think they competed against each. which is so weird like again mom sit it out okay I so weird a hundred percent she was competing on dancing with the stars when Charlie is oh my god you're right all 30 dancing with
Starting point is 01:46:15 the stars 31 in 2022 like again it's not like she was someone before it wasn't like Kate Hudson and Goldie Hawn you know what I mean it's just like it's so weird it's so like why would you put yourself out there even if they asked and begged and still be like no like I'm gonna let my 18 year old was a dancer do this like Like so weird. Wow. She made it kind of far. No, I know.
Starting point is 01:46:37 People were kind of, because of Charlie, they're probably like, oh, let's keep her in because Charlie. I know. What the hell is going on with the family? When I saw that casting, I gave up on my dancing with a star's dream. I'm like, okay, if Heidi DeMio is getting on there before me, like, then we might be. Watch Mark Be on it this season. Mark Demulio.
Starting point is 01:46:55 He is. And in that live, he was coming, like, he was, I think it was like 25 minutes long. And he was talking about everyone, like her. therapist. What? Yeah, because basically it's kind of like, you know, you grow up, you realize some things about your parents. She has some issues with whatever. We don't know what. And he kept saying like, I don't know what she's angry with me about like nothing, everything is fine. We'll get her back. Her therapist. Get her back is crazy. So he keeps talking about like, you know, her therapist is manipulating her. Her business manager. Like everyone, basically everyone. Everyone that's like
Starting point is 01:47:26 helping her is manipulating her and turning her against him while all you need to do is just. let her be and she'll be fine and she'll come back to you and come back to family and everything. But and then he only talks through her lawyer. She doesn't talk to him directly. There's your sign right there. And that is like probably, okay, that's all we need to know about you, Mark, Emilio. I feel like, I hope this is the last time. It's just so weird.
Starting point is 01:47:51 And it's just like, you just see this like dad. It just looks embarrassing and you're on live and who are you talking to? Who are you trying to appeal to? Like, it's just the people on TikTok live are going to help you get Charlie back. I'm just so confused. Like, this is such a weird way to go about everything. Oh, my God. No, so embarrassing.
Starting point is 01:48:08 My dad and I had so many issues in my 20s. And I mean, if he ever went to social media, like, that would be so weird. Like, and I needed help. I really needed help. And I still think it's like, not. Especially when you only have a platform because I gave it to you.
Starting point is 01:48:20 Yes, Charlie. I'd be like, you only have followers because of me because, like, people wanted to see more of me. Yes. Not because people love you. Yeah. You got the Snappy Awards presenting because of me. It's like, what?
Starting point is 01:48:31 Yeah. Who's a Mark Demilio fan out there? Let us know in the comments. I want to know. Yeah, I need to meet a Mark Demilio stand. I really like it. Yeah. I know.
Starting point is 01:48:42 I'm just look up on Instagram. I wonder if I have any like mutuals, you know? That's a good game to play. Yeah. Let me see who I know that's following Mark Demilio. 1.3 million followers is crazy. How many? 1.3.
Starting point is 01:48:51 That is crazy. Oh, we only gets 500 like, so that's a little. Okay. Switch to that. Let's all unfollow. Weird. Weird behavior. Followed by Brooke Scolfield.
Starting point is 01:49:03 Oh, no. Brooke, why are we following Mark? Tannenmojo. They're hanging on there. Ladies, ladies, Jeff Wittick. Maybe they mute or something. Maybe Jeff Wettick. Oh my God.
Starting point is 01:49:15 They're all, they've all drinking the D'emillo juice. Yeah. Well, I mean, at some point, at some point, it would have made sense, right? If you were wanting to work with Charlie. That's true. If he was the manager. Yeah, you would be talking to the manager. Oh, my gosh.
Starting point is 01:49:30 Let's hit that unfollow button. ladies. Yeah, I think it's time. That is very, very cringe. There's a new show. It's like, is it Nepo Babies or like...
Starting point is 01:49:43 Carlinbassus Confidential on Netflix. You're like an encyclopedia. Like, how do you like know everything? Like, that is actually insane. I have not watched it yet. You haven't watched it? No, I know Swade Brooks is on it. Who is Swade Brooks?
Starting point is 01:49:56 Because everyone's like... That's Tiana's girl. What? They grew up in Vegas together, I think. Everyone's like, oh my God. Wade Brooks. What's she known for? Tan is for...
Starting point is 01:50:04 No, I never heard of Suoyd Brooks in my life. I'm really sure they grew up in like Vegas or they came up in Vegas together. But she dated a great. I have not a love lying tomorrow with Tan. I need to ask her about this. Yeah, I did investigate. Yes, the drink at La Land. Yes.
Starting point is 01:50:14 Is that it? Yeah. Yeah. Okay. That's Ray Brooks. Yeah. But she like dated Scott Dissick and like all these old people when she was young. She likes older men, yeah.
Starting point is 01:50:23 So weird. I'm so confused. So they're all like Nepo adjacent, basically. Nepo Babies are Nepo adjacent. Yeah. Jordan Wood's sister, Jody is also in it. Oh, Yes.
Starting point is 01:50:32 It's like Claim to Fame in a different form. Claim to fame, but reality style. Yeah. It's kind of like Laguna Beach, the Hills, but Neppo Beatties. I'm surprised you haven't watched it. I feel like this is your vibe. My manager also said that as she made me edit the video, so thank you. What did you edit this morning?
Starting point is 01:50:49 Saturday. Okay. I had to do Swade Brooks and Jody Woods. Oh. Yeah. And you weren't seen it? I'm kind of invested in these people. I think I will give it a lot.
Starting point is 01:50:59 I am a little curious. I'm curious. It's filmed like the hills, like how you would like. It's just very much like nothing's happening. The conversations mean nothing. And you're just like, but I'm like been locked in for it because it's just so brain wrought. And it's like a lot of people. I think the cast is like 10 people.
Starting point is 01:51:12 Yeah. I already saw TikToks of people going to the places they go on the show. We go there. The Calabasasas. We go there. Something. There's like the stairs. I think in general.
Starting point is 01:51:22 I think in general it seems like Calabasas is having a moment. It's like they're building up towards a moment. The commons is where we saw. Rylan Adams. So it seems like... I think in general, we'll hear more about Calabasas. They're really building that up too, that Commons is being, well, ruined, really, but it's building it back up.
Starting point is 01:51:42 It really, yeah, nothing much happens on the show. But it's kind of cute. Like, everyone looks... So Swade Brooks is rich or just an influencer or both? I think both. Yeah, she influenced her rich, I guess, if you will. She has a lot of followers, too. Who are the other people on the show?
Starting point is 01:51:58 You have Hersy Miller, who is the son of Master Pee. Okay, yes. Preston Pippin, son of Scotty Pippin and Larsa Pippin. Okay. Rain Michaels, who's the daughter of Brett Michaels. Brett Michaels, yes. Dylan Wolf, he's a content creator. A lot of influencers.
Starting point is 01:52:20 Is there? Yeah. This Ben Favetti is just listed as Calabasas is local. Me like me going to picket like pick up sticks okay I love a pickup stick Gemma Durant friends Okay so they're not they're just kind of on there But then there's like Emma Madrano
Starting point is 01:52:40 Influencer Sterling Retzloff Influencer Alexia Livo She went to see her canyon Camor Lewis content creator You should be on the show You were in that group in the Woodland Hills Because it's like they all grew up together And they're coming back right
Starting point is 01:52:54 Like that's the whole thing It's like we're back to where we are Yeah That's you you grew up in Woodland Hills I think I'm a lot older than them. Really? I think they were like 30. No.
Starting point is 01:53:02 Swade must be closer to Tanna's age, right? Oh, okay. Yeah, I do think of you as like Tanna's age. She's 25. Oh. Mm-hmm. And she's the oldest of the bunch is what this article says. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:53:13 Oh, my God. What is it? I mean, in no shape. But, God, people just look so much older these days. And like not a, is it because they get like some work done, like they're getting Botoxin filler? Oh, yeah. And like the glam and stuff too.
Starting point is 01:53:24 Okay. God, everyone just looks so much older. Like, I really thought like 30. Jody Jody is only 19 Oh my gosh Wow They all look so much older That's crazy
Starting point is 01:53:37 Oh man Yeah I wish like people just looked like they were like 19 again You know what I mean? Like I kind of love Like I do love like Obviously Kelly Osborne now is going through some stuff But Kelly Osborne during the Osborne era When she had like the pink hair Like she just kind of looked like a 19 year old
Starting point is 01:53:51 Or 16 year old or however she was I just kind of miss that I wish me too honestly I wish I had a Nuckeet Lillet filler When I look back at my little lips when I was young, I was like, God, I looked so young. Like, some of me in the beach department just happy, just like, hey guys, like, I love this new MacCaus. And I had just like no lips. And I just look so youthful.
Starting point is 01:54:05 I'm like, you know, obviously if you have naturally big lips, I think that's, like, beautiful. But like the filler, I think of it all, like, ages you. Filler in the cheek. Especially the maximalist of it all, I think. You were pushing those syringes to the extreme. Oh, me. Oh, God. Well, me, I know.
Starting point is 01:54:23 And what the hell was wrong with me? Like, I looked so insane. It looks so insane. And I really thought I was eating. Like there's pictures of me who just like lip filler migrated up to here. And it's just like, and obviously the people on Calvest confidential look better than I did. Obviously they have it more moderated. But still may be a little much.
Starting point is 01:54:40 Very beautiful. I think the youth, though, like keep the youth for as long as possible. And get the filler in your 30s, get the facelift in the 40s. Save it because I was getting it in my 20s and I looked. I looked older in my 20s than I do now. Like, damn, I looked. I looked hard. I don't know.
Starting point is 01:54:59 Damn. I guess Cat Bassist too. You grew up there. You just want to look more mature. I guess also if you're hanging out with older. God. So that Swade Brooks would hang out with like Drake and Scott Disick when she was what, like 18 or something? Yeah, I think so.
Starting point is 01:55:13 Oh, God. I mean, those people should be investigated. Like Scott Dissick. And it's like, why are you hanging out with 18 year olds? I just want to look that photos of Swade. Oh my gosh. She does look so young. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:55:26 The pictures I had seen of. I was like oh my god she's so different like look how young she looked this is a daily mail article this is how old this is she was 18 here oh my god
Starting point is 01:55:37 doesn't she look like a literal like a child like and you are you just turned you just went from 17 to 18 like you were like a little child why is scott does it get in with you uh huh what she was 16 she was with
Starting point is 01:55:50 Scott desic went partying with Swadebrook 16 Madison beer 18 and Delilah hamlin 19 How old was Scott? I mean, I'm sure he was in his 30s, at least. At least, because when was this? I would have to say like 38, 40 if he's out without Courtney. This was published in 2017.
Starting point is 01:56:09 How old is he? I mean, got to be 48 or something too, right? He is 43. So he was 33? 33 with a 16-year-old was crazy. Nuts. Out-partying. Out-partying at a club with a 16-year-old.
Starting point is 01:56:23 You've got issues He needs to be looked into My gosh Yeah, why doesn't People need to talk about that more Like that part Oh my God I
Starting point is 01:56:34 Yeah All of it Weird Yeah People throw around like This claims really a little Willie nilly Like people are so mad
Starting point is 01:56:44 About Gracie Abrams She made like a joke About Stranger Things kids When he was like 17 or something Meanwhile she was only a 19th She was still young Right And people still, because of that one joke, like, hate her.
Starting point is 01:56:57 And say, like, oh, she's a PDF file, blah, blah, blah, blah. But then, you have, Scott just, like, running around running rampant. Yeah. Like, was 16-year-olds in 2017, too. Like, that's insane. Come on. That was crazy. Oh, paparazzi photos, too.
Starting point is 01:57:11 Like, what? Not even the paparazzi is like, uh, hello? You had no one. In 2017, it's not even like early 2000s where it's like, okay, we didn't know, which we didn't know. But look. It was really weird. Disney the Ick. Okay.
Starting point is 01:57:25 Well, Calabas's confidential. I like Ray Michaels about her one time at Target. She's like, oh, you have my dad in your podcast one time because your dad. And she's like, but my gosh, I was like, oh, love your dad. Oh, my God. And she was really beautiful. I remember she got him up and I was like, wow, you look so pretty. So the one here, the fairy tale target.
Starting point is 01:57:39 I'm surprised you weren't one of the celebrity run-ins because they do have a couple celeb cameos on Calabasas. I would run into that group. I'm not Scott Dissick. I'm not like, you know. Hy-Hoe Cheeseburger. We are at that Sugarfresh and High-He-O-Cheasburger. That'd be so funny.
Starting point is 01:57:52 I would do it a cameo. I guess if I just saw them, I'd be like, hey. Hey, girls, where are we going? We go to Calabasas' coffee house all the time. We are a Calabasas' boiling crab. I guess that's Woodland Hills, but. Maybe they were filming, like, Riland was filming a cameo for Calabas' Confidential. He didn't have a crew.
Starting point is 01:58:07 See? I would gag if Ronald and Adams was one of the celebrity cameos on there. He should be. He does give Calabasas in the best way. Did you see Brooke Monk's TikTok where she talked about being the ugly one in her really? relationship. Yeah. Same girl.
Starting point is 01:58:26 I have my, I'll insert myself into it first before I get into it more. Oh, you're involved. Because I had a similar situation. So there's this gay influencer. His name is Derek Chadwick. He's like, I guess a model. He's just like Greek God looking just like tall, perfect face, like muscles and everything. Anyway, I guess he's starting like a dating app or some dating app adjacent, if you will, like meet people kind of
Starting point is 01:58:52 thing for gays. And I guess they've been scouting gays to promote it, like on social media, on TikTok and Instagram and stuff. And Daryon texted me last week. He's like, he sent me the screenshot. And it's like, hey, we're reaching out. Because with whatever the app is called, I forget what it was called, with, started by Derek Chadwick.
Starting point is 01:59:12 We would love to have you involved in promoting it and even Zoom with Derek. And he sent it to me. And I was like, oh, they must have reached out to me as well. And then I go and check my crickets. The inbox, nothing. What? Nothing. I was like, oh, Derek Chadwick, so I'm chopped.
Starting point is 01:59:28 I'm chopped. So I'm the chopped one in the relationship. That's a little diabolical to go to the hot one in the relationship. Oh, no. That'd be like, hinged going straight to Moses. I know. And then you're like, oh, it must be like a couple's thing. And they're like, no, we just want the hot one.
Starting point is 01:59:42 Oh my God. That's crazy. So is he going to do it? No, I don't even think it was paid. I think they were like banking. I was like, you get to meet Derek Chadwick. Who's Derek Chadwick? the way you're saying it sounds like a fake person
Starting point is 01:59:54 it sounds like a famous name but I know like someone like like in Euphoria the famous actor in LA night it kind of sounds like that kind of name or even like the Glenn Powell character in Scroom Queens it sounds like him too it's giving like fake names and I'm like wait
Starting point is 02:00:09 you can meet Derek Chadwick I think in for gays he's like really famous because he's like a hot model I guess and he I think he did invent his own chapstick line or invent but come out out with his own chopstick. Gretchen Wieners.
Starting point is 02:00:24 But yeah, that's how the DM, because he's like, oh, like, I don't know. I feel like it's kind of weird for me to do this. And I don't know how much money it would be. I'm like, uh, baby, I don't think you're going to be. I think they just wanted you to do it as an opportunity to talk to this guy. It's not happening on this one. Maybe, though. He should have, this is my rate.
Starting point is 02:00:42 I always had it back. I was going to rate back. Like, there's the rate. If you want that. And then on gay TikTok, I've been seeing people call it out because they've been doing, like, every like pretty gay has been posting about like is your true Derek Chadwick is coming out with his own dating app and I think
Starting point is 02:00:55 that's the campaign is like promoting it that way, me promoting it for free here but still are you getting page for it's like everyone goes to the dating app I think the dating app is for like the hot partner and the ugly partner like a chop partner like I thought that's where you were going because he brought the Brook Monk thing so I was like oh okay
Starting point is 02:01:11 I just related to her I was like oh girl I relate being the chopped one even though she's like gorgeous that's kind of the tea with her but they look exactly like each other Brooke Monk looks like they look like brother and sister No tea, no shade But yes, no shade All tea, no shade
Starting point is 02:01:25 Yes, yes, yes Like they do look very similar It's giving Taylor Frankie Paul with her first husband Like it's giving like you guys look like brother and sister But that's fine They look like literally It is a crazy thing for like a beautiful person to say that Like I know I'm the chopped one
Starting point is 02:01:37 It's like Okay clearly you're not So I don't know the point I love Brooke but I'm like What was the point? You're obviously attractive I guess for her So she was saying how
Starting point is 02:01:48 when she posted this one TikTok and it was like her without makeup and her boyfriend, Sam, like just looking gorgeous, I suppose. And she gets a lot of comments from men specifically. The men are leaving her weird comments, like angry comments too, being like you are too ugly for him.
Starting point is 02:02:08 I get very gay undertone. So like, why are you as a straight man mad that a straight man is dating, girl you don't think is hot enough? Like, then you suck him off then. Like, what do you mean? They probably are wanting that. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:02:19 That's kind of what it's giving. I thought it was so interesting because, yeah, she is like gorgeous. They're both models. I didn't realize who she was dating. But I do know him from a meme. His name is Sam. Sam. And there's this one meme I see.
Starting point is 02:02:36 In like 2023, he posted this TikTok and he was like, things I would wear teaching different subjects at school. And then the first one he did was like a gym teacher, but he spelled it J.I. Oh my gosh I think it's real I think he's a little dumb Yeah Good-looking people are You can't have it all
Starting point is 02:02:57 You really can't Yeah Like that is sending me to the moon So that's how I recognized him I was like oh he's the gym teacher GIM J-I-M J-I-M
Starting point is 02:03:08 Hey well you know why he is good looking He's pretty He's a model Yeah he's beautiful But yeah all the comments are like How did she pull him Like What?
Starting point is 02:03:19 And it's so weird. It's this whole like looks maxing clavicular. Like all these like men all of a sudden are coming out of the woodwork and being like weird and I don't know what it is. Like why no one cared before if you had a hot girlfriend or chopped girlfriend I mean. And usually it's like the hot girl ugly guy is kind of the norm that we're kind of used to because girls are like, you know, they're more forgiving I think. I think with like looks maxing, it's very much like men experiencing like what women always experience is like being compared to each other. So I feel like they're like being insecure. So they have to like see this like pretty girl and like trying to like bring her down and be like, you're you're so ugly to be with him.
Starting point is 02:03:56 Like I don't know. It's like this weird weird thing. Meanwhile, I bet you if she checked her DMs like she would have DMs from everyone calling her drop. You know, trying to like get with her. And everyone thinks she's pretty. Like that's why people follow her. I mean, that's why I follow her. I really know nothing about her personality.
Starting point is 02:04:09 She's pretty. She's literally tall like skinny, like beautiful long hair. She just mocks the camera. I'm like follow. Like I don't really know anything about you, but I'm following you because you're gorge. She did do the AI baseball trend, but I miss that. I will ignore that for now for the sake of the argument. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:04:26 I know Callie had a clocky on that as well. Oh, right. Damn. You're right. Oh, man. It's so hard. Neil, I was Mark safe from you doing the AI baseball trend because at least Tanna posted a TikTok making fun to everybody. And I was like, I know that you would take Tanna's word seriously.
Starting point is 02:04:44 So I'm like, okay, Mark's safe. I don't have to enter. I would have done it. I just don't know how you generate. it. I love that trend. Moses can make you a little like sad and we could do it ourselves here. We go to a baseball game. We got us green screen.
Starting point is 02:04:58 Oh, yeah, tea. Let's put a beauty light, a green screen and call it a day. Okay. Yeah. That should be our next page. Let me just come a page on. Doing AI. But for real.
Starting point is 02:05:08 Fruit. The baseball trend. The Jordan Mormon Wives chef photo. Oh, yes. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Word.
Starting point is 02:05:17 Whatever other ones there are. I don't know what other. trends there was a mermaid one back in the day where it made you a mermaid I hated that one too why I love that one go jump in the pool like what do you mean go in the bathtub beautiful mermaid with flowing hair you know it makes you look a little I mean even the Pope said that can't use AI even the Pope the one that died your baby the new one yeah yeah so I think some people can argue in if at their workplace they are forced to use AI that it's against their religious beliefs love that actually yeah yeah should do more no AI no AI here between the two uh the two of us well i was gonna say me and jimmy but oh i don't use AI do i don't think you do
Starting point is 02:06:11 but i think thank god you don't know what i was going to say think god you don't know how to do anything and also they think god you're in the area right now because if the AI boom happened like literally 2017. I fear your whole feed would be AI. Oh, for sure. I don't know what is real. What's AI? It'd be you and Michael Jackson. Like it would be you and Elvis. Every hyper fixation instead
Starting point is 02:06:30 of doing it yourself, you would have just like AI'd yourself. I guess I could ask. Back in the day, I used to ask people to Photoshop because I don't know how to use Photoshop. I could never Photoshop me next to Elvis. Like I have no idea how that works. Or Chris Jenner on the moon, you know, any of those things I can do. But I could ask people, I suppose. Yeah. I just don't know. Yeah, I don't know
Starting point is 02:06:46 how. Do you chat, GPT? No. I don't even not do it. That's good. Let's keep it that way. It's always like, oh, let's ask chat GPT. I'm like, oh, no. Yeah, I try to keep everything
Starting point is 02:06:56 AI free as much as I can. Obviously, AI, like, it's just in so much of our thing. Like, every app you, but now it automatically push it like AI. I just try to avoid generative AI because that's the one that, like, really infringes upon, like, creatives. Yeah. It needs to be stopped. Yeah, although I heard RuPaul's movie,
Starting point is 02:07:18 allegedly, because I haven't seen it yet, this is just what early viewers have said that there's a lot of generative AI in that, which is true is heartbreaking. Oh no, why would they do that? I don't know. Because obviously, like, the drag race fandom would be the one that would go see the movie.
Starting point is 02:07:33 Yeah. The drag race fandom is people who support creatives and artists and would want to see real arts, you know, like real graphics if there's graphic, whatever he's even used for. But what it's, yeah, you don't know what it's used for. I think for like backgrounds. and stuff like that.
Starting point is 02:07:48 No, that's so easy to get like an artist for. Like that's like, that makes me so sad. I hope it's not true, but that's what a lot of like reports have said that it used a lot of AI. Stop that train. But I'm,
Starting point is 02:07:58 I'm hoping that's not the case because I really was looking forward to that. I made so sure in like, Saranghe. I remember being like, I do not want the AI background because I think originally when I asked for a sole backdrop,
Starting point is 02:08:09 like I didn't want to like purchase one. And I think originally someone used AI and I was like, that could not be. So that's why it took so long because I shot the video in like April. And it took like, I think it took like, because it was like there was like motion and stuff like that too.
Starting point is 02:08:20 I think it took like an extra three weeks because we had an artist do the soul. Same thing with my show in England. Shout out Louisville. I think you introduced me to him. Yeah. Yeah. Love Louisville. He did my whole.
Starting point is 02:08:30 He always does my show stuff because honestly artists are so good. Like his stuff is so good. When I watch his stuff, I'm like, it can never be, to me that cannot be recreated the way he like just puts little punches and little like nods. And I don't know. There's just like he's so good at it. I just there's no point. AI. AI is so basic to me.
Starting point is 02:08:44 It just looks so basic. Yeah. I hate the look of like, um, when people do the art and stuff. I might, it just looks like AI. Although people do get a little crazy. They'd be calling everything AI. Like, let's slow that down too. Right.
Starting point is 02:08:58 Because even Sadang Hay got AI allegations at first. Like, that's why I was singing it live on set. I'm like, no. Yeah. Love it though. That's like a new flux. It's very much like, oh, are you on a Zempic? It's like, oh, no, but thank you for thinking that.
Starting point is 02:09:08 You know what I mean? It's moving AI. Like, oh, this was AI. It's like, no, but thank you for thinking that it was so perfect and so wonderful. It could possibly be real. Yeah, you can't be created. It's everything. Um, we have a big one or no.
Starting point is 02:09:22 I blew my wand. That was my whole lot of thing. Charlie DeMilio, ugly girl and pretty boyfriends. I was like, oh wait, did we finish that hot topic? That was it. You're beautiful, bro. You know you are, though.
Starting point is 02:09:38 Tea, I know, and I've made me such, you know, she keeps saying like, yeah, I know I'm the ugly one that's crazy. I know. I'm like, girl, it's also. Also, like, the beauty standards are very different. Like, yeah, he can wake up and just look like that. But that's because that's what people expect.
Starting point is 02:09:52 Because the beauty standard for men is very different than the beauty standard for women. Like, what people expect you to have that makeup look? Even freaking Sidney-Sweeney when she was without makeup and there was paparazzi photos. Every guy that's whacking off to her boobs and euphoria is calling her ugly without makeup. It's like, that's just how gross men are. So the beauty standard is different. It's not your fault, mama. Men are ugly in general.
Starting point is 02:10:13 once you're smashing that jaw Right Many ways Did you see the streamers going to Brazil? Who? It was like neon And then like a bunch like I think maybe Wendy Ortiz was there
Starting point is 02:10:27 And like the one girl was like On stream She like oh He says basically something like He pays neon pays for everyone While they're down in Brazil Did you see? And then she was like wait
Starting point is 02:10:38 And he's like yeah I sent everyone in voice And she's like oh So you're gonna get like Revenge for this or something He's just like well no But you ate the meal so I'm going to invoice you and the internet was divided.
Starting point is 02:10:45 Don't worry, I got it with the bill and then like invoice them after. And then invoices them. Yeah, that's crazy. That's what I thought too. I was like, okay, because then people were just like, obviously, again, these men that are just like love to hate on women be like, well, what did she expect a free right? It's like, well, someone's like paying for it. Of course, like you expect that.
Starting point is 02:11:00 You could just think, oh, they're picking up the bill. Like if we're going to split it, let's split it. And his, Neon was like, oh, I'm not going to take the time to split it at the at the restaurant, just pay me later. It's like, well, no, pay for it now. You're getting the points on your credit. doing all this stuff. Like, what do you mean? That's true. Those credit card points.
Starting point is 02:11:15 That's weird. Yeah. So, I know. You know what, AMX? We got to look into this, not sponsored by MX, but some people get sponsored by MX and I would love to be. If you have an American Express card, you can use those points towards Singapore Air First Class suites. Do you know what Singapore Air First Class suites are? They're like literally like living rooms. It's like a couch, a chair, a bed. Like it's the nicest thing. It flies to Tokyo. It flies to Seoul. I look this up already. It connects to Australia. It has like all these things. And it's like a really bougie first class. And you can use your American Express points for it and I really feel like I need to get a credit card because if you can get points
Starting point is 02:11:46 towards miles because you spend, B7 America Express, we had to close it because we... You still have the points. No, it still has a card. Wow. You do? How come we're not using that IMX? I'm waiting for the trip to Korea. No, but maybe we have to spend on there to get the points to Korea. Well, we have. Like, we have points on there. Oh. Do we have enough to get a Singapore first class suite? Did you see that sent to you on TikTok? I really want to go on a trip there. Okay. Anyways, All right. Anyways, if you expect people to pay you back, you should just split it right there.
Starting point is 02:12:16 There's also an app, Ari was talking about this morning, where, like, there's an app where you can just send people, rather than saying like, okay, we're going to split it evenly 20 ways. You can just, it sends people what they ordered and they can just pay for it.
Starting point is 02:12:26 And even if you don't have the app, so sorry, I'm not sponsored by this app, so I don't even know what it's called. But even if you don't have the app, you can still send the link and you can just like pay for it on your Apple pay to that person or something like that.
Starting point is 02:12:35 That's smart. Yeah, if you tell someone I got, like if you're paying the bill, people are going to think you're just treating them. You can't invoice them later. Because then that girl all of a sudden's like, well, what the hell? I've been eating like this the whole time.
Starting point is 02:12:45 Like whatever. I thought you were just on you. With all this stuff, you have to separate yourself from it. You were like, because even with the James Charles not tipping at the nachas at Coachella, whatever,
Starting point is 02:12:54 some people are like, well, I'm already paying this, and this. Okay, but we're not talking about you. We're talking about these people who are literally making millions of dollars like over $10 million dollars a year. So like they can afford the bill.
Starting point is 02:13:05 Yeah, and you're spending, he's bringing out all the money. He spends, of course, 100% that. And you're also filming it and being like, look at me being an ass. If you can't afford the tip, that's one thing. But it's like he can and he clearly doesn't end. And you're just asshole about it.
Starting point is 02:13:16 Yeah. So I feel like some people project onto themselves. Like, okay, well, I can't afford. Except, well, baby, I'm not talking about you. I'm talking about the people who can be affordedments. Always that. Always that. You got to separate yourself from the influencer that you consume, you know.
Starting point is 02:13:30 That's a good. That's a good rule. I like that. All right. Well, thanks for being here. And queer. And queer. And queer.
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