Just Trish - Just Trish Episode for May 07, 2026

Episode Date: May 7, 2026

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Welcome to the Just Trish podcast. What a lovely day. it is in May oh huh wow oh my wait what did you say so I'm the Ovi here's wow I actually yeah oh my god it just matches our photo shoot we just did is my favorite week of the year my birthday it's my birthday and Mother's Day which feels just so wonderful we already celebrated this morning by doing what mommy loves best photoshoots and it was you know what my girls I think no makes me know that it makes me so happy.

They really put so much just excitement and energy into it. And it makes me happy. We had a really giant tall pink cake that was like six foot tall and like eight feet wide. It came on this like 27 foot truck. And that was really funny. Shout out drip dome. And the kids were like climbing on there. And they really just give their all.

And then once the yellow sunflowers came for the Mother's Day, a photo shoot, they really were like, all right, let's lock in. And they just had it so much fun. But they crush it. They're like so good at it. But I think they just know it brings me so much joy because I get so much happiness. I love photoshoots Moses. You crushed it too. I love seeing it with the daisy flowers.

He was wearing those Fasanova shirts that I got, which I was so excited. I was like, I didn't think you would like those because I know you have your own like style shirts. And the fact that you wore the one with the daisies made me so happy. And you just crushed. You did. Yeah, because I did not have any yellow shirts. The family was family to their full extent. Little Aquaman was in there.

It was good. We had matching shirts. And the minute we walked. Everyone was like, oh my God, there's something cute about it. Yeah, well, he's a baby. All babies are so cute. Should I open these now? This is so exciting yesterday.

It's great. I mean, you know, Mali, we wanted to go to Target and. Oh, really? I haven't been to Target in so long. Oh, my gosh. Maybe the big one first. Okay, you have an order. This was tan yesterday on that love line.

There's an order to the presents. And I was like, oh, my gosh, okay. Wow. This is just Mother's Day. There's birthday gifts. Well, I did. Oh, sorry. I did say I didn't need or want anything.

And I really mean that. I really mean photo shoots mean everything to me. I love doing them so much. They're my favorite thing. Plus a really exciting announcement is happening too on Friday. Well, really Monday you'll see. But there's a lot happening this weekend. And like the biggest thing isn't even my birthday or Mother's Day or before you, really.

There's even something bigger. The biggest it can get. My wildest dream has come true. And you guys will hear about it very soon. The biggest, biggest, biggest thing in the whole world. And I'm so excited for that. So there's just like a lot of excitement and I'm actually just like trying to keep my cool about it all. On top of being 38, which I love being 38.

I love getting older. Everyone's like, how does it feel getting older? It feels great because you just don't care. Every year you just care less and less. And only care about things that matter, honestly. It's just like whatever happens happens. That's life, right? You figure it out or you don't and you keep it moving.

And there's some beauty in that. And also, you know, just being alive, honestly, love that. Like you really think about that, right? It's just like, damn, we really made it to 38. That's great gift into itself. All right, here we go. Wow, already. Ooh, is this from Target?

Yeah, it's a card. This card we picked a couple of weeks ago. Oh my gosh, okay. Because when we saw the size of it, it was like, it's okay. Oh my gosh, it made me cry. Tannels final gift to me yesterday you guys will see on that Love Line. Like made me sob. I was like bawling my eyes out.

I had like, and yesterday was a tough day because my back hurt. My back still hurts, by the way. I thrown on my back. I can't move it. It was like a tough day for me. And it was just like made me sob. And this could make me sob too. Oh my gosh.

I'm going to cry ready. Oh my gosh. Okay. To the mouse in the world. Thank you, Mark. It's so magical. Malauvas Aquaman. Aw.

And, Dad. Oh, my God. It's so cute. I never thought I'd be a mom either. Oh, my God. It's so exciting. It's actually before we even knew the flowers theme. I just knew about the cake.

I didn't over the flowers. Yeah, we were doing a full. Oh, their little macaroons are on their way, too. I don't know. Okay. Yeah. They were like, we want real cake because the cake was made out of asbestos. What was on the cake?

What was it? What was that? It was something because they're like, don't eat it. No, it's just wood and it's like potty. It's like, you know, making, it's like Play-Doh, but it dries. With the S? Spackle? Yeah, like Spackle?

Yeah. Just like, we want to eat the cake and I was like, oh, we'll get real cake. So the real cake's on the way. And I was like, okay, not asbestos. What? So my, Malibu's said, immediately, she was like, this is for mommy. Oh, she knows. She knows we go to that club and we do a pickleball.

Pickleball is my thing, I'm telling you. And she wanted to do one for me and one for mommy. How sweet. She might think it's ping pong because I showed her the ping pong video from New York because she like plays it on her little phone. She has a little phone now, which is not a real phone. Well, it's kind of real phone. She takes like selfies and like there's a little ping pong game on there.

And she like remembered it from New York. We went to the ice cream museum and I was showing her that and we were playing pink pong. She might think it's ping pong. She might love pick a ball. Pickle ball I'm so good at. I feel like I'm like pickleball. We got to play. We need to do a page on.

I just saying that sounds like a page. Yes. Also, me just thinking everything's a pageant. We can do it for fun too. We also just go and have fun. It's so much fun. I'm a pickable queen. I feel like that's where my arms and shoulders are looking so sick.

Oh my God. And it's a Barbie pickleball. I know. It was perfect. Because Summer's like slows down a little bit for us. And I really just want to go to like the club for like a week and just like play pickleball there for like a full week straight. It'd be so much fun.

That's like my dream. Oh my gosh. I'm so excited. And it's pink pickleball. Wow. I love that she picked it out. I love that. All the gifts.

She's good at ping pong too. Jimmy, remember me to send you to the club of me and her playing ping pong at the ice cream museum? It's a pink, it was like a pink ping pong thing and it was, she was so good at it. All right. Wow.

Thank you. Malibu and kids appreciate it. I want to subscribe with this. This is a cute too. Yeah, the floors, I guess it's a very Mother's Day theme is to have flowers, I guess. Wow.

Wow. Oh, wow. This is so cute. Oh, how sweet. The hungry caterpillar. I heart mom. Chicka, chicka, love mom.

That was her. She was like she would not put that one down. This one, the chicka-chikabum. I used to love this one as a kid. Oh, my God. I didn't know this one. Yeah, they like just changed the names. The hungry caterpillar too.

I still love this one because like the worm eats its way through, or I guess a caterpillar, eats this way through all the food, which is like everything. My mom is the best. Oh, it's bluey. Oh, my God. We love bluey. Oh, my God. Can't we get to go to Disney night to see Bluey land soon?

And you're my little mama bear. She picked him out. Yeah. And we're thinking about, you know, that's for Elvis, Malibu's, uh, Blueies for Elvis. This one of Zaccourman. Yeah. Oh, my God. I love that there's a little theme

and then the chickaboon for, yay. That's so cute. Oh, my God. The best day ever. Thank you. Oh, my God. I did not need anything.

There's just so much happening this weekend. I think of my dad's 70th. I forgot it's Mother's Day too. I've got to see my mom on Mother's Day. I got to see. There's a lot happening. Wow. Well, to go tell your moms that you love them today.

It's on May 10th is Mother's Day here. But there's also Mexican Mother's Day that is May 10th every year. So, like, in here in the U.S., Mother's Day is like always like the second Sunday or something of the month. And I guess in Mexico, May 10th, it's always Mother's Day, no matter if it's in the middle of the week or whatever, but it happens to fall on May 10th. Everything is May 10th. So say happy Mother's Day to your mom. And if you don't have a mom, that's okay too.

Oh yeah, yeah. Your biological moms, your drag moms, your chosen moms. Your mothers. Internet moms, yeah. Internet mothers. Yes, everyone's a mom. And you know, this, yeah, pet moms, you know, if you're taking care of, you're taking care of, you're taking care of. of something or you've really taken care of something at least once in your life, you know.

You're mothering. Yeah, your mothering and, you know, work and happy, happy Mother's Day. It's a good day. It's a great day, actually. We love it. And this was so nice. Oh, my gosh. Thank you so much.

It was very, very sweet and wonderful. And are you doing anything for Mother's Day? Yeah, I'll be doing brunch with my mom. And then we both there and I have to deliver your present on Friday. Oh, my gosh. I know. I'm going to be dropping it off for you. It's a one of the kind thing.

Oh my God. Yeah, yeah. Stop. I really don't expect anything ever, but I really do appreciate it. I mean, so much coming from people. I love it. Obviously, you and Moses and Tanna. You guys like my core.

I really, yeah, I really, I thought about, like, literally. I'm dead because remember when Tanda texted me and I had to ask you if this was a real or a catfish? Oh, yes. She was texting me questions to ask Moses about your birthday. So. What a, what a sir? I kind of put that together yesterday because she was like

I wanted to make sure yeah she got me crazy she got me like a Gucci blood tag but then she was like really heartfelt like a book of just like it was like prompts of the reasons why she loves me and it was just like all handwritten

by her was like so sweet Do you remember that when Brooke went on there and said like oh how come she only got you a shutterstock book okay drama I forgot about first of all that's the coolest thing ever and there's a shudder stock

I forgot about that completely. But she puts so much thought, because here's the thing, right? It's, like, of course, I get myself like a Balenciago or Gucci. I don't anymore, so, like, what's very special to get. But, like, I don't know.

Yeah, when someone, like, hand-writes something for you or just putting thought into stuff is just like, I don't know, it just means so much more. Another thing about getting older, it just means so much more. I love a little gift.

I love gifts. But when someone puts any thought into the gifts, I'm just very appreciative. I love it. I love thoughtful gifts. And I don't have many people in my life. And that's why this year for my birthday, too,

I was just like, there's so much going on. I was like, honestly, I'm just good to Chelsea. So we'll be here. We have a lot of family coming in for my dad's birthday. So we're like receiving a lot of people on Friday, which is great. But we'll be here. We'll be here all day. Maybe we'll go out to eat.

Maybe we'll go see what Domino's today. I was like, oh, God, I got so hungry. The photos shoots were taking over today. I didn't have time to eat. And I was like, ooh, dominoes kind of sounds fun. There's lots of stuff happening. Oh, are you okay? Well, I'm trying to coordinate the cupcakes to the kids.

Oh, they came? The cupcakes and the macaroons. I ordered them so many goodies because they really wanted that. The cake was so enticing. It was like a six-foot cake and they're like, well, I want to eat this cake. And I was like, don't worry. We're going to get cake after. It's going to be a whole cake weekend, honestly.

It's going to be nonstop cake, a cake-a-thon, if you will. No, I'm very excited. I love a birthday. I just love a birthday too because even if you, like, don't celebrate or don't do anything, I just, like, it's just like your day, you know? And it's fun to, like, go to every little store that gives you a free little something on your birthday. I always see, I've never done it, but I always stay TikToks of, like, the guide of what to get for free on your birthday. birthday and it seems like a good activity.

Does that to be on your actual birthday? I feel like you can just lie. Because I'm like, I don't think anyone checks. Obviously, we should go do that for Patreon. See, many free things we can get, but it's like, what they might know. Be like, your birthday's my aid. Like famous birthdays.com. Right.

They look it up and like, wait, that's actually so fun, right? I'd be like, let's go get a free. That sounds fun. And you just get free. I think it was, is it Raising Cains? I think is giving away a free chicken box on Mother's Day. And I think anyone can get it. I think it was like, buy.

one get one free, not sponsored, but I think it was something like that. And I was like, that's pretty good. Shout to all the places doing stuff for moms out there. I guess you could just lie about that too, honestly. I'm like, I'm a mom. You know what I mean? What'd you mean? And maybe it's for everyone. Maybe they didn't eliminate it. Like, I don't think they were specified moms. I think it was just like a Mother's Day promotion or something. Wow, there's actually a lot of free stuff. What can I get? You can get a free slipie at 7-Eleven for your birthday. A free large popcorn at AMC at Applebee's a free dessert.

Arby's. With any sandwich, receive his free, order of small curly fries and a small shake. Wow, that's actually everything. Ooh, a Jemoka. Auntie Ann's. You can get a free soft pretzel. Baskin Robbins free ice cream. What does that mean? You get a free two and a half ounce ice cream scoop. That's not pretty good size. Benny Hana, a $50 free complimentary birthday gift. Wow. What?

If you're registered at the chef's table. Well, who's not? Like, that you should be VIP, Benihana. Oh my gosh. Wow, there's so much. Oh my gosh. Chili's, you got free dessert. Cinebond, you got a free cold brew, the cracker barrel, you get a free dessert and a birthday song.

Oh, my God. Crumbled cookies, you get a free cookie. Any cookie you want? A $5 cookie. Oh, what are different prices? If there's like one, I think remember the pies are more, like, you know, the really thick ones, the cakey ones. Oh.

I said none of that for you. No. Wow. That actually sounds so fun. That is. It's a lot of sweets. It also, like, we have to like a film, though. It's like, we're just like filming in public.

I can ask something for free? Like, I don't know. I mean, it does sound fun, but also sounds a little scary, but... Hey, it's my birthday. Yeah, that sounds... Okay, and? Right. That's... Oh, my God.

I feel like... It, like, shouldn't be embarrassing, but I feel like I'd be embarrassed, you know? I would be too. Let me just buy my own... Oh, my God. Okay, that's... Okay, maybe not. I got just order Dominoes.

I don't know. But I do love all those deals. Honestly, those are good deals. And honestly, you should, if you're someone who's just not scared of public interaction. Without social anxiety. That part. That part, for sure. I have severe social anxiety and asking anything

for free. Especially because, like, you know, the influencer of all, they're like, these influencers think they can just get anything for free. Anyway, so this week is wonderful. Shout out to all my tourists is out there. Love you. We didn't celebrate single to Mayo last episode. We should have done that.

Oh, yeah, team. Happy Cinco to Mayo. Happy late. Mine's Ocho day single. That's my birthday. Uh, no. Ocho de Mayo. Now you be like, yeah.

Yep. Totally. like, but ADD is also so bad today. Me too. I always have to do like a blanket apology in advance because it's a little wild today. Mine too. I think just. You're undiagnosed, ADD.

I'll say it. Yeah, I think you give me a, I think if you have it, you can diagnose me. Oh, okay. I think whoever has it can tell me. I think so I did was, I totally was talking Montana about the other day too. I was like, I think I need to go get a diagnosis because I would love to be like, not love to be, but I think like then I can say. confidently that I also too have it because I do think I yeah I think I have a little bit of it

I would not be surprised and I think it gets it sounds like it's worse I was like talking it through because I think when I do not love line I'm so focused because it's like the conversation go anywhere but with you I'm more relaxed because you drive the conversation so I'm just like so I feel like I'm a little more I can I think about other things because I'm like oh I don't have to yeah but I need to buy you back yeah but when we're both off that's trouble then it's like then I have to maybe need to focus in right right right. which is kind of good at Moses here because sometimes I'm like,

I have to focus more on what Moses said because he says sneaky things and I'm like, okay, I need to focus more. So I think it's, yeah, but that's a compliment. I think if you're ADHD gets a little looser around someone that means you trust them and you feel safe because you're just like, I can just, my brain can wander.

Yes, T, T, T, T, T, I agree with that. We wonder everywhere today. But we're not wandering here. It's hot topics today. And there's so many. Met Gala. How are you feeling? feeling after your MetGala, Chavaganza.

That's why. It feels like so long ago, but also not at the same time. It was kind of weird. It was a long day. It was a really long day because we filmed early, super early, and then I went here straight to E.T. Oh my God. Gag, the craziest part was when I was sending Jimmy the cards,

I'd send them from, like, my office in Studio City. And he saw that, like, in Uber that it was coming from, like, my office. And then it was at the same time that Trish Crave posted Trisha Pader's at the Met Gala. Stop. And he goes, oh, my God. Trisha's at the Met Gala. And I was like, what? He's like, you're sending it from your work.

And Trish Crave just posted this. Is it AI? And I was like, what? What was it? Was it AI? I think it wasn't. I thought it was her Bridgetton cosplay. Oh, so maybe it was Photoshop.

Yeah. Okay, not AI. AI is the worst. Okay, it was a cute little edit. I did see. It did look like, I did look like a part of it. Yeah, I don't see. Jimmy really was gagged.

Did you believe it? Oh, Jimmy was gag. Jimmy was garied. Oh, my God. Okay. No, because Jimmy was like, did you guys film yesterday? She really in New York for the Meck Gallo? Oh my God. They duped him. Was it Oscar Crave or Trish Crave? Trish Crave. Duped. Wow. Dang. You got Jimmy even, who is an editor.

I know, geez. And I was like, I figured Jimmy would know because you say a lot of stuff like, and then you're like, oh, wait, Jimmy cut that out. And Jimmy's like kind of the first to know everything. You're right. You're talking about it. But yeah, Jimmy, Jimmy was fooled. Wow. The image was good at first look when you just glanced. said it. Yeah. It was a good Photoshop. Yeah. And it had a little grain to

it too to kind of cover up any like edits or whatever so it all blended in. You think Aiden did it or you think someone sent it to him? I feel like Aidan probably did it. He's really crafty like that. Very impressive. His stuff gets a lot of use to. Oh my gosh. I know. It was the Craves are better at

social media for us than we are for ourselves. A thousand percent. Which is so funny. I love it. I know. Oscar Crave issued the apology being like I thought, guys, I really thought. He did. I know. But, you know, we, we tried, was that Monday? Oh, yeah, that was Monday. Okay.

And so you went and then you're just like seated. Yeah, well, I was seated. I couldn't even get up. Like, it was just relentless because there was just nonstop people. We were at E.T. Was it at every hotel that the met attendees stay at. So it was like, we're at every hotel. So we had to post all of the hotel stuff.

And then they're also at the carpet, like three people on the carpet sending videos. So we have to like just post everything. Just live. Are they doing it on iPhones? iPhones? Miley Cyrus iPhones Yeah

All iPhone And it's like I mean we have a crew there too But Crazy The iPhone stuff Gaget looks better Like if Michaela

If we were filming Michaela With an iPhone At the Hannah Montana premiere She would have Great That is true Because the coloring All that stuff does

Like a little diabolical And it's like The crew footage Comes via like a live stream And like the service In the Met is terrible so it goes in and out a lot so we had to like all do iPhones so they're on New York and they upload the footage like a folder and then we like post it and it's easy but it was

just so much that like I remember I finally was able to like go to the bathroom at like 730 so and we started out one wait what do you mean finally got to go like you can't just go yeah like I didn't have a like a chance like get up but what have you really had to be if it was like I was going to like pee my pants. Then yeah, I would have. Okay. They're not like like. No, it's not like Amazon where like, you know, I'm in a bottle.

Yeah. And it's all like easy stuff, but there's just so much. I think we pushed like 200 videos. So it was like. How many did you edit personally? Probably over 100. Wow. Yeah.

That's crazy. What was your favorite? My favorite outfit. TikTok that you edited. Oh, they're all like really simple. That's why like the actual editing was easy. Like it wasn't anything like crazy. Just showing outfits.

My favorite was at the very end I had my last like Little bit of juice was a knocky eye I posted a video of a knocky eye at the end And I really like gave it a little Put my whole pussy into it yeah I like there was only a couple video clips of her too Like on Getty so I had really like punched in

I zoomed in 500% Because I'm like I need to get the tears So good So I like focus on the tears and then just did a montage of her. It's like really dramatic, like, orchestra music. Ooh. Yeah.

To give her a real. And I put a little glow. I put a little sparkle. I'll turn on to it. And I was like, wow, this is kind of giving. She was my best dress, actually. That was my favorite. That's so crazy.

That's so wild you said that. It was your favorite talk because that was like my favorite dress. Yeah. That was my favorite one. I actually got to put a little something into it. And she looked so good. So I was inspired the second I saw her face. I was like, oh, she's squirt.

Yeah. Love her. My favorite look throw, my top three would be number one. I think Emma Chamberlain. Wow. She does look very beautiful. A knock. And then Eileen goo, I really love too.

She is the one. She was one that had the bubble dress and then the bubbles were like flying around her. Everyone loved that bubble. It was fierce. It was the bubbles. Uh-huh. It was very Glinda coated. Okay.

I think if we do too many bubbles in our real life that I'm sick of the bubbles. There's just bubbles in the back. Girls do. Oh, my God. Outside, down here, there's, open the bubbles. And I'm like, okay, we have enough bubbles. Aquaman's birthday's bubbles. My dad's 70th is having bubbles.

I'm like, okay, I'm done with the bubbles. But I guess, yes, for the people who are not engulfed in bubbles every day. It was cute. It was cute. Look, I like the bubbles blowing around her. Yeah, but I like a little set design. Yeah, yeah. She looked really good.

Honestly, yeah. Chase Infinity? That's her name? Yes, I love her. She pretty much wore your rainbow birkin, I feel. Moses's interpretation. Yeah. I think she interrupted.

It was your rainbow burkin. Yeah, that was the inspo. What was the actual inspo? Do we know for that? It has to be. Okay. The colors, everything is exactly. I guess I would have really missed this year's theme.

I mean, she does look beautiful as my rainbow berkin. I think I would have really missed this year's theme because I thought when it first was announced is like it was like recreating costume wasn't it like costume something when it was first announced I swear there was costume in the theme I don't think so I think it was just art as fashion

or fashion is art from the beginning I think so we're on double jacket because I really do feel like costume was in there because I remember thinking like oh that's so me as like recreating costumes there was something about cosplay

definitely we talked about definitely costume right but we talked about how it fitting for you right because I was like oh this is meant for me. It's like costumes from film or something like that was like one of the... Oh, I see where the mix-up was.

The actual exhibit is called, quote, costume art. That's the exhibition inside. Okay, that's where I thought. They always do that. They always switch. It was like, it was like sleeping beauty, but then everyone came as something else. Yeah, see. The actual exhibition, they are almost like sisters, I guess.

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But I wasn't gag by it. Like I would have loved to have gone. But like Chris Jenner was my melting clock when we asked them in the last episode would I be. That's where she was? Yeah. She was a melting clock? Yeah. Oh.

Right? Am I like, am I getting tricked by AI? Because I don't know. Maybe she. With the Bob and everything? I know too. It was like she was wearing a silk kimono. I thought she was giving a little cultural appropriation teas.

Oh. But I didn't really look into her drag. Was it a kimono? It kind of was giving that with the blunt bob. Oh, I did see that one? So now I'm like, wait, did I see AI? But Kylie had my phone. I need a melting clock for us Jenner.

Kylie had, it's kind of like a sculpture with a dress kind of down. So that looked almost like that. No, this one was actual melting clocks. But Jimmy, you'll be editor of the year if you can find the outfit. I saw. But now you're right. Now that you're saying that, I remember the secret kimono. Maybe the print of the fabric.

No, it was actual like clocks melting. Oh my gosh. Might have been from a different year because I see things come up all the time that show. No, I think it was, I think it might have been AI. The stupid AI gets me every time. I know you guys are right because I saw that her too with the, the. Camano looking thing. Yeah.

Okay, I don't know. I'm going to find it. Yeah, I was like, I didn't really look at the print. So I'm like maybe. But now that I'm looking at the print, there's no clock. No, because it wasn't. It's like, it was like a dressy thing. dressing clock oh I mean I'm it's giving AI that you probably felt for my god was

Megan Trainers real that was AI mama Megan trainer wasn't even there It was so literal I had like the starry night oh my god see that's what I'm saying Oh my god like I hate AI now like what do you mean? I Because I even when I saw her there I was like well good for her with all this hate train going from Megan Trainers she's like there you know I was like that's good and she was giving literal art and I was like I love that damn I don't even know it's real now anymore I don't actually even know what's real. That's like what's so annoying.

That is sending me here. All right. Well, I don't know anyone. I don't know who showed up anywhere. Worst dress for fashion police. Oh, worst dress easily, Lauren Sanchez Bezos.

Like, I understand, yes. Because then some people love to comment in here, oh, but it's a reference to Madam X the painting. I'm like, I don't care.

I'm not gagging. This could be boy wearing a blue shirt. And I could show up to the man and like, no, you guys, but I'm referencing a painting. I don't care. Like,

I still. Like, I'm not gagging. Like, I'm not eating it up. So if you are, you have access to literally every resource in the world, every fashion house. You could wear literally anything you want. And you buy your way into the Met Gala. At least gag. You know what I mean?

Like, you're hated. Everyone's mad that you're there. The least you can do is gag us. Like, you have access to everything. Why aren't you gagging? Why do you think? Do you think someone like... I think you just can't buy taste and that's kind of the problem here.

You don't think so. I feel like you could get the, you could get La Roach or something to style you. Like, I think. feel like no I think she just doesn't have the keys you can get scammed you can get scammed you to thinking that you're getting the best that's true like you spend the most on the stylus and if you don't have taste you don't know if the people around you tell you oh this is amazing and everyone around you is like oh this is incredible this is amazing sometimes I think the designers of the mat are just trying to prank right like it feels like a prank

sometimes you're like I don't know like look and we're talking about this yesterday not 11 too I was like I really would be like if they told me to wear like a potato sack I'd wear a potato sack like I would wear anything someone said looks good of course but I do sometimes they're doing it to be a little messing with the public. In the case of Lauren Sanchez-Basos, like she's kind of in charge of the creative image because also her wedding dress was kind of tacky too. And like she just has like a lack of style. Right.

And I think she's like, oh, I'm skinny and that's enough. Like, yes, you have a face that, you know, is fairly snatched and you have a waist also that's fairly snatched. But like, where's the passion? Where's the style? Like be a little serious. You know what I'm saying? She kind of actually really pissed me off.

How do you buy your way into the mat gala and then not to use? Yeah, literally. I guess I don't know what she looked like. I didn't see it. I'll show you. It's right here. I need to be with you. I want to.

Just this blue dress. Oh, oh, yeah. It is giving Windsor. Yeah, it is. Which we love, but not for the mat. Yeah. And like, technically, yes, it could have been a reference to Madame X's a painting,

but pick a better painting you know what I'm like going to the museum and pick something that's a little bit more interesting like what? Like into the actual mez where they pick these paintings or where? Just anywhere it's just like art in general like any so there's millions of art pieces literally go

go do Moses's war you know what I mean like that would have been gaggy that would have been gangy I know I feel like that wasn't giving enough like it wasn't on themed enough so boring so so boring for an honorary co-chair like that's what you give she? Yeah She's up there with Beyonce.

It was her, Nicole Kidman, and Anna Winter were the ones that greet you at the end of the carpet when you enter. Really? Yes, because they're like the committee or whatever. In a winter, with everybody that comes in. Yeah, they stand on the end. They say, hello, welcome. I mean, she'd probably just take you notes who's not invited next time. Yes, he.

Oh, my gosh. Who's blacklisted. Wow. And it was after the Bezos gave a generous donation to the Met. So, like, literally they bought their way in. Like, come on. What's the generous donation? How much?

I don't know if they said how much. How come those people got in trouble? Oh, that doesn't seem like, I guess it's a lot. Yeah, I guess it's a lot for just, I guess. Oh, yeah, 10 million. Wow. I mean, okay. I don't know.

Oh, it says some reports say it could be up to 20, but at least 10 million. Dang. It's not even a jackpot of the lottery. The minimum jackpot's 20 million. That's, hmm. So, yeah, easily my worst dress for sure. And it's all on her. Like, I know there's some.

Like, there was a model, Bavita Manda, and she was wearing, like, a blouse in what looked like jeans. Oh, my gosh. Okay. That's crazy, right? Yeah. Or what was her, what was she channeling? So she was a guest of Chanel.

So they, Chanel, like, styled her for this. That's crazy. I know. And the jeans were actually made of silk, so it wasn't denim. It was silk. so I think that was kind of the gag was that it looks like them, but it's not them. And it was a reference to how she was discovered because she got scouted as a model when she was leaving the subway wearing jeans.

So the explanation of the outfit is that it's a reference to that. Okay. I don't mind that. Like Moses said, like going with like a rainbow berg and be like, what the hell is she wearing? But it's like, I guess if you're giving like a little niche to your fans, I guess that's kind of cute. I guess it's also like not her fault because like Chanel put her in it it's like a big difference between her and like Lauren Sanchez Bezos Yeah

You wear what they tell you to wear But yeah Yeah I I wasn't really gagging Troy Savon also wore denim and I thought he at least looked good But I think the blouse paired with the not denim jeans Was just like so normcore that Especially like look at the background right She's on the Met Gala stairs and all the beautiful things behind her

It's like she's so gorge. Like, why not give her, like, a moment? Like, she would, anybody could pull off something. Anything. She's literally stunning. Yeah, stunning in a model. I feel like we didn't get enough gag that way, you know, and she would have gagged for sure.

Mm-hmm. What did you think of the Cargeners? You know. Again, saying from somebody that wears fashion out, I'd take this for what it is, I wasn't, like, wow. I feel like, I mean, Chris Jenner's face looks amazing.

Like, she really did look. I mean, I feel like she had another one. I feel like she looks 40 years old. Like, she looks so. It's insane how young she looks and I like love it so much. Like, standing next to Kim, you're like, are they the same age? Are she younger than Kim? Like, she looked really good.

I don't know. I guess all of them. Even like Kim's, I wasn't like, wow. You know, I wasn't recreating it. Even last year, remember when I recreated that little like gray cardigan or was that two years ago. Oh, yeah. Like everyone like hated it, but I was like, no, I was gagging for it. I feel like this was kind of like.

Yeah, tea. Right? The girls just had their little corsets and their cute little bodies. I looked okay. I feel like the Kardashians, like, could her just spend so much more. The Cardenor's, if you will. Yeah. Kiley's was a reference to the Venus Day Milo, the statue.

And Kendall's was a reference to the winged victory statue. And she kind of wore gap. But inside, she, like, took off her train and, like, it was, like, waving it in the air to have, like, the wings of the statue. And that was gaggy. I'm like, well, where was that for the carpet? Yeah, why didn't you that I wonder? I don't know.

I don't have a leaf blowers or something blowing it. That's so weird. Show it inside. Yeah. How do you see inside? I thought they could have phones inside. They have photos. They have photographers.

And you can't have phones. I think there's a limit of what you can post because people were posting Sabrina Carpenter's performance inside. I did see that. Yeah. And then there was a couple bathroom selfies that came out. Always a bathroom selfie. Who took that?

Who took it on their phone? There was a couple. The Black Pink Girls did one. I think Jenny took one of the group of them, and Hudson Williams took one of him and Connor's story. And everyone was hating on Hudson Williams. The Shane Dawson, eyeshadow? Yes.

That was a crazy. Why was I kind of gagging? When he came on, I was like, okay. You liked it. It was just something. That's your era. That's your core. I like that he just kind of did something, you know, artistic.

Do you think he was referencing Shane for real? Because you sent it to me and I was like, wait, I feel like maybe. You know what? They grew up on him. People grew up on him. There was like, you and Shane. You know what I mean? You know what?

That's so funny because my idea, as I was watching everyone come up and like, everyone was playing the references of some kind of art. I was like, I think I would do the James Charles Unleash Your Inner Artist's palette. And I would be like, it would be different pigments dusted on to like, you know, a white gown or something. That's what you would have done. The painted palette. Yes, the James Charles Unleashirder Artist palette with different colors.

Like almost Emma Chamberlain-esque, but instead of looking like paint-tripping, it would look like, you know, powdery. Like some little pigment was dusted on. And then I would have a handbag. And my handbag would be like a block symbol. And then the X would be time in one line and then place on the other line.

So it really is sending a big statement. Okay. I was like, first of all, I thought he's enemy number one of the show. Why are we dressing like... It's a steaming. I feel like he'd still be like, wow, I was representing. For sure, but it would be a statement.

I guess, okay, the handbag is cute. I like where you're going with that. And I'd be posing with, like, keeping, making sure the handbag is, like, sent her. Okay. Block, yeah, like, time. Okay, I like that. I do like that, I guess.

I guess it's giving a little statement, but it's giving painted a little too much promo. Is anyone buying that painted palette? I think it's done. I think Morphy, it's Morphy still make it? No, his makeup line is painted. He has painted. but I'm talking about the James Charles

Unleash Your Inner Artist palette from I have no idea what that is. Okay, so that's like his is... That's from like 2019? Oh, you're doing a deep cut too. You would have been... Well, just because it literally is called the Unleash Your Inner Artist and...

Got it. I guess I wasn't getting all the verbiage. Now I understand. This is me. That girl explaining her jeans and blouse. People would probably gag for it. That would go viral. That moment would go viral.

You and Hudson would be like the 2019 beauty. is art. Yeah. He's like conspiracy power. Yes. Is that what the Shane eyeshadow was from

when he was like, oh, I'm getting really good? That was his beauty, yeah, his beauty influencer era. Yeah, he was serious too. He was locked in. You remember he was like,

oh, I look how good. He really was like proud that he was getting better with the eyeshadow, remember? Yeah, he thought he was eating for sure. That's something that would happen to me though, for sure. I would think I'm eating and then like...

Oh, me all the time. I don't want people to know. I'm never like judging. from a place of meanness. I'm judging from a place like, I know you thought you ate and we just didn't. I look at so many things in 2019 that I thought I was eating and did not. We saw someone on Monday that we talked about on the podcast. I gag. Okay.

This is the problem. This is the problem with like, I'm doing a podcast and then going on public. Immediately. I also tell Moses, don't look. What's he do? Look. He's like, oh, he's not there anymore. And then he's like, oh, he's there. I was like, don't look. And I was like, don't look.

of course he's there when you think he just disappeared David Dolbrick close should we say or should we keep it a mystery I guess it doesn't matter is it weird no think about our area I guess we can say where we're at we're at the Cal best comments oh my god that's like every

influencer um where does that sugarfish me and Moses and I was just like I see a camera crew outside and I was just like and I look and I was like no clivocular is in jail or something right yeah I saw a camera crew and I saw hair and I was like oh my gosh and then I and I was like I didn't think they were gonna come in sugarfish because it's very like specific and I was just like but then Moses looks

and then when we go out right I'm like I guess it's like giving too much power to people be like to like Tricia you're like overthinking everything but then I was just like God now we have to like get up and like leave like I'm like just just bolt the other way because I knew what's place they were going there's a new place that opened which I already tried I was the first one I was actually there day one hi-h burger or something high-hob burger with those chicken yes so I knew they were off to I-Ho cheeseburger next door. And I was like, so then when we were left, and they're right next to each other, and I Ohio cheeseburgers outside.

And I was just like, okay, so I tell Moses, I'm just walk, don't even look. Moses, like, looks right over. He's like, it's not there. He's like, oh, there he is. I was like, Moses left to go change something. But I was just like, oh, my God, it was crazy. Wait, hold on. I really want to guess.

You know, I'm terrible, I guessing for some reason. I don't know what it is. So easy. Okay. It's not David. It's not. No one in the blog spot? No.

No. Not James? No. No. What else? What do we talk about a lot? And it's a he. To he.

With the king. I think. They? I don't know. I don't know. We'll check pronouns. I think it's he. That sounds bad.

Anyways, Jimmy, if it's... Keep whatever pronoun is right, Jimmy. I'm so sorry. Oh my God. I don't know. I think so. So it has to be someone queer. What do we talk about that's queer?

What are you mean? Who? Who? Wait. What do you mean? I wish Moses was in here. Like, what do you mean? Influencer.

An influencer, not Jake Weber. No. You'd be excited about that. There's so many huge hints. Who the hell do we talk about? Why am I blinking? Who do we talk about? That's queer.

Hold on, hold on, hold on. That I'd go the other direction, like scared, just like, ah. Not logs want, not James Charles Moses, you're missing all of this. Moses just came back. He's been trying to guess for the past five minutes. And he knows, he has every single hint. It's so obvious.

And he says, like, who? Oh, my God. Why don't I know? I said Shane already. Yeah, it's not she. I said he went to high-ho cheeseburger because it's a new food spot. He had a camera crew. We saw the hair.

We said that queer. I feel like it gives some of the Tyler catastrophe. You already mentioned somebody that's related to him. Related to clavicular? No, to the person that you're trying to guess. I kind of like not saying it, actually. I'm going to leave it on a cliffhanger. No, I need to know.

Who is it? Just tell me. Just tell me. Rylund. Oh, my God. He wasn't even in your head. No, but like when I say Shane, Ryland is implied.

Like if I say, what is that crazy? No, like you, if it's like if someone says Moses, I feel like Trish has implied and vice versa. No. I can't say this is different than seeing Trisha. I feel like it's implied that you two were together. Same with Jane and Rylan.

Like it's implied. Well, they weren't together, I don't think. I think it was just a Rylan. And he had like a crew. He was with a posse. He thinks it was the girl. I think it's the same. It's the podcast.

Yes, because they be eating. That's why when I said a new spot, I thought you were going to know because they do. Their podcast just became an eating podcast, which I'm not mad at, by the way. I kind of love that. That's our direction for sure. Like, let's just go dry food.

They have like someone on like a steady. cam with them. Like, it was like crazy. Yeah, I guess. It looked like literally Kardashians were filming. It's like, who's out there? And then I saw Riley and I was just like, oh my gosh. Garrett Watts.

It was definitely like, well, at least five people, right? I'm not very exaggerating. Like four people. Call them and be like, there it is. Maybe four? Okay. You said maybe that girl from the sip and maybe. I just saw the back and it looked like the color hair.

And I recognize the guy with the camera. He's always on it. Now, why did you look when I said, don't look? I have no problem looking. But I was like, babe, don't look over. And then you look over, you're like, he's not there. He's like, oh, he's there. I just saw him.

No, but why would happen? I don't know. What would happen? We don't need to make, like, contact. I make eye contact with people. But did you make eye contact with them, or you just looked? No, they were filming. They were all, like, looking at the food.

Oh, he said they were all filming the food all together, like all four of them had, right? Was there on iPhones? Yeah, nobody could. It was, I don't like it. I don't like that feeling. I just do not like it. Oh, wait, they posted two hours ago. Who?

The Tahoe cheeseburger? Yeah. Did they say, butch chicken fingers? He's there anything. Oh my God. Oh, my God. I wonder if they name drop you. That'd be everything.

They never say anything. And then they're like now. Trying viral foods in Kurdishian. In Kardashian's neighborhood. Spencer. I don't know what Spencer is. With Spencer. Oh, Spencer was what they were trying to end the Patreon too.

They're like, here's Spencer now. I also love just like introducing like a new character that no one knows. Because I remember like Shane was doing like trying food with Spencer. And I was like, oh, I love that. We should just find some person and just start trying. trying food. Not even in the universe of Trish, just like some random and like never address it. Just be like, oh, today we have Ashley. Andrew. Andrew is a good name. You just be like. And Andrew. We probably know an Andrew. Yeah, I want to just start. Just have someone that gives like Oscar-esque vibes.

Because that was the thing. I think the Spencer, from what I know, was giving like Andrews to Wiki vibes or like, who's the other one we talk about? Garrett's vibes. Like, I feel like it was giving that. And so we just find someone that's like Oscar-esque when you're not available and be like, oh, today with Anthony. Like that looks like Oscar anyways I don't know it wasn't a big deal of course not but I mean me just being like I No we just want to promote their podcast and shout out sip we saw a live in person I think maybe that's more sure That's impressive yeah it's kind of like well get the sip here you were on it once right I was I was on it once I went with her wow it's great it was a great day it was a great day and um and we should watch their review see how they liked it you love hi yeah it's probably the best burger at We went the day open. It was a soft launch.

We were at the park and I want to go to William Crabb. Bluilin Crabb is open at noon now and not 1130. And I'm like, oh, so we had to go to a high-ho cheeseburger, which was the soft launch. And I went because they said they had the best chicken fingers in L.A. Like everyone's like on TikTok like the best chicken fingers at a Huyho Cheeseburger. Because they have like them in Santa Monica and Surrude City. And you like honey?

Yes. Okay. So they were like, were they hot honey or just regular honey chicken fingers? You were spicy. It's a little spicy. It wasn't too spicy. It wasn't too spicy. They were good.

They were good. And they don't do it without the sauce. I asked for, like, the kids, and they don't do it. So you can only get it with the sauce. They were good. You loved the burger. I thought the burger was, okay. You loved it.

You said it was the best burger you ever had. So our taste buds very different. For sure. You like the spices in it or something. Something they put in it, and it feels like it's fresh, you know, like French ground beef. It didn't feel like it was ever frozen. They were nice. But their system is weird.

You can only go in one by one to order. It's a very odd system. And there's not a lot of seating outside. So it's kind of an odd system. But there was a line and people love it, but I prefer sugarfish next door. So we went there. But, you know, I guess that's what's happened when you're in that neighborhood. You just might run into, that's why I was happy to move up.

The Kardashians neighborhood. Right. He might run into Ireland. You might, you just might. And, um. I know, why is he saying like that? It's also like, you live here too. Like, what are you?

It's your neighborhood. I don't know. I guess they did. me knowing everything. They just put an offer on a new house so maybe they're moving out of the neighborhood. Yeah, you really do know a lot. I do.

I really don't watch. I think it does pop up. Like I did block them like a long time ago. And I don't, I really don't actually like actively seek, but I do see the titles and thumbnails. And I don't, but I never see it on TikTok really.

I really don't. But I think again, because of the book and going through legal with the book, it's like it's almost like rewriting the book all over again because it's like so specific every little thing. It's like, did that actually happen

or did you feel that way? And then it's like the legal, legality of it where it's like would other people attest to this? And if they wouldn't, you could say, right? Like if it was everyone's on David's side or something like that, you could just say like, oh, it felt like everybody was doing this. So there's like so much verbiage. I think like with all these eras, it's like really going through the video and really

just being like, okay, what's, what is this actual fact? Is there video? Thank God there's video of a lot of things because that like does. Who was it? We were just talking about last hot topics. Oh, clavicular. Where I was like, did he actually inject it? And like, it's on stream.

I was like, oh, okay. Well, that's pretty easy then. But yeah, I guess when I moved out of the valley, I loved it because it was away from like all the influencers. Because the influencers were living in Studio City. That was like the area. At least the like the vlog squad and stuff. So I'll be so far out. But I guess in theory they were here first.

We're not even in that area. We just drove. We drove everything. Oh, because the podcast ended early. And I was like, oh, we can go to like sugarfish because we have time every day. It was good. It was a good outing. And we saw a celebrity in the wild.

And it was very exciting. And he was getting celebrity. I'm not going to lie. Like when you see those like a steady camp following. went on and his hair was quaffed. Like, he was given celebrity. We stared, we stopped, we were gagged. Moses looked a second time, you know what I mean?

So it was an overall great experience. And you know what? No energy had to be exchanged. And I love that. I always believe that in person when you meet people, I would say, hi, and dogs. Right. You always, yeah, you always be cordial. Yeah.

I'm always cordial. Even if I don't like someone, I'm always like, hey. I'm actually, I'm not even cordial. I'm like super nice, actually. But I try to avoid. But if you can avoid it, if you like, literally run into each other then i'm like hey how's it going i wish you ran into him

we should have just gone into high old cheeseburger i wish we were actually there eating it's so funny because like i'm sure they would be uh even if it was shane or riland they would be like totally calm and cordial but like i don't think they don't think they would at least be oh hey you don't think so i don't think they care that much no i don't think they care that much think about jeff in starbucks right

oh is it giving that is it giving am I the Jeff or are they the Jeff? Who's running away from who? Well, you're up. Yeah, I was running away. Yeah, I am running away. I will always run away for sure. You'll be finding to see a whole crew coming and then.

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happen. Like, it's just one of those things where, I don't know. I don't know what the persona is of me anymore. Are people scared of me or not? I hope not. I hope everyone knows. I am just a nice person and I have no ill will. I apologize for hauling you a snake. I probably shouldn't have done that. That was probably awful. And also, we love snakes. Apology to Riley and we love an apology. We love an apology. It wasn't even on your mind and it's like what? You really throw me off with the pronoun bit. I'm like, I didn't. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

That's true. You haven't been keeping up with the... That's what I'm saying he's blocked. I can't go to the bio, you know, where they have the pronouns. And I just don't know. But, you know, I do apologize. I apologize to everyone, honestly. I'm so sorry.

That is funny. To everyone that's in my book. I'm just kidding. It's not that bad. I feel like my book is actually not that bad. I feel like I'm actually pretty nice. Actually, from the feedback I've heard from like the few people that read it. They're like, you actually pretty nice to a lot of people.

Well, just wait until those arcs are out, honey. I know. I can't wait to hear it. I do. It's so scary. I thought about that. After we finally handed it in the final manuscript, I really was just like, wait, this is like so scary that it's like out there and you like, yeah, you can retract or you

could like do reprints, but it's kind of like once it's like out there, it's out there. Get those first editions, baby, just in case. You never know. You never know. Robert Wilson, didn't you have to like take out some words about Sasha Baron Cohen for the UK version or something? I do think the UK is a little more conservative. They did tell me they are a little more conservative with stuff.

But so funny because like last night, well, not funny, but like, interesting. Moses was like, I don't know. How did you even get brought up? You were like, I don't know if I should read the book or just hear about it from context. I didn't know how to approach the book. And like, yeah, it's like to wait to get people's reactions to the book and through that experience it the first time or reading it myself or I don't know. Or listening is what I said to.

He said, listen. And I said, I'm going to wait for the movie. He like to know if he was going to read the book. And I was like, of course, read it. But then I was like, I don't know. Maybe not. I guess maybe like, listen to our parts. I don't know.

It's such a weird thing. It's more like, I don't know why it's going to make me feel about certain people in your past. Like, you know what I mean? Like, there's a certain amount. Yeah, there's things in your past that I haven't fully experienced. And then if I experienced them, I can get mad. I can get angry. I can get.

So I don't know. Yeah, I don't know either. I know. That's what I'm scared of. People in real life like reading my book. I'm always like, oh my God. It's a lot. Because I feel like people like hear things or don't hear things.

And it's like, you can't possibly keep up with every little thing I've ever said. But it's like, yeah, it is kind of a weird thing. And for the most part, I heard most of it from you firsthand. Yeah, some of it. But not even all that. Because even when I would say, like, I was just like, oh, my God, like when I was like, when I was like, oh, my God, like when I was like, I don't know if I'm like, tell anybody this stuff.

It's kind of weird. Kind of scary. But especially because it's printed. I guess in my mind, it feels like less people will know about it because it's in a book. I'm like, I don't really reads books. You know what I mean? Like, that's what it ends in my mind, obviously.

But then I'm like, but it's, you know, what if it sells like a million copies? What if I'm Jeanette McCurdy over here? And I start having an Apple TV movie with Jennifer Anderson or David Schwimmer or something. You know what I mean? Like, it's just, I don't know. I don't know what I would expect. But yeah, anyways, it's kind of scary. But you're going to, so would you decide?

You're going to read it? Listen to it. I'm still undecided. Waiting for comments. Probably start. Maybe I'll start from the end, like reading our chapter first. Can I say I'm actually most nervous for you to hear. like our our meet you like how I perceived us meeting because our memories are very different

I know and a lot of things and one of the people like I would like collaborate on this book with I would like tell him like stories and stuff like that and I was just like that he'd also talk to Moses and it was like very two different obviously like you know he's like listening to me and something like that but it's just like very so I at the end of the day I'm the one writing the book so I was like you know what I'm gonna but I was just trying to like get stories like which one should make the book which one should not and obviously us like meeting. And yeah, I think it's, I think it's cute, but I'm just, I'll just write. I'll just write my own accounts for.

He's like, I'm going to write a memoir back, actually. That's the great thing about a memoir. Yeah, if you want to reply to anything I said, you can write a memoir back. My side of the story. I probably would be nervous. I think about that. Like, I wouldn't be nervous like what, yeah, I think I'd be nervous. If someone that I knew wrote a memoir, I might be nervous, I guess.

Because, yeah, how people perceive things is very different. Obviously, there's, like, the truth. But it's like, yeah, how people perceive people. And I actually don't know how people perceive me. Like, people I've known in my past, I'm actually don't know how they perceive me. Like, we were just talking about, like, the Jeff versus the Ryland thing and stuff. It's like, are people scared? Are they like, whatever, it's just Trish?

Who cares about her? No one listens to Trish? She's crazy. Or is like, oh, my God, it's scary. Don't talk to Trish. Like, I don't know. I don't know how people perceive me. So I guess I'd be scared.

But we'll see. I'm going on the kitchen floor and memoir coming soon. I'll do the audio soon too. I was like, ooh, it's going to be a lot. But shout out the sip. We send a collab request. I was going to save our minds. We send a collab.

Can you imagine they receive a notification? Collaboration requests from just for a podcast. Let's try it. See if they accept or not. That's a good little thing. That's actually so funny. Let's do it. I love that that's like they're,

it's kind of like our Patreon, I guess, is like, let's just do that. Let's just go around the Kardashian and just try things. I have cheeseburger is good. I think you did say they wanted to do that. Just do live like Chloe Kardashian. I did. I think like, yeah, when my sister was here,

I thought about it because they had the new like chips out. Oh my God, we should just do that. It is kind of a fun. Let's just watch and see what they did and we'll do it too. Living like Riland and Molly for the day. I mean, the reality is they just went to try burgers. They were like, how do we put the Kardashians in the title? I know.

It's pretty much anything you're doing in Kalabasasas. you can put the Kardashians in the title. I know. I know what I know what else it is. Parking where the Kardashians park. They go to Skims or it would be fun. Go to the Skims L.A. store.

Best way to segue. Oh, Moes got a segue off that one. He knew. Is that a few? You're not a virgin. I know. He said today I will leave this podcast. Famous people using your sound.

Oh, I love this segment. I do love this segment. Moses always find someone using my sound. and it makes me so happy. How do you see this? I feel like I see so much. Do we like the pussycat dolls? Oh, no.

They just, I don't know. Do we know? It's not their fault. They floss. What do you mean? Oh, no. They're going to cancel the tour. Jesus Christ.

Kick the girls while they're down. First of all, so many people have canceled tours lately. It's not, it seems like it's something else. It's the ticket prices or it flops. I think it's more that people, there's people designing tours for artists. Yeah. I think they're not designing the tours properly and they're not doing the right research. before launching the tour.

Because you can find out how many people are going to buy tickets. Okay. So you're asking, do we like Pussy Cat dolls? I'm going to play it anyways. Okay. Three, two, one. Oh, everyone loves this. The sound is a new thing.

When your tour, when you have to cancel your tour, which is a preaches, there's a suggestion, which of women, what's, what's the caption? Yeah, what's the text? When your tour,

when you have to cancel your tour, and think of excuses. Let's catch up on. So just the three of them talking to each other really fast. Frantically trying to find out a way to why we cancel the tour. No, I like, Nicole was nice. I think there's like a little bit questions about her, like, beliefs and stuff like that because she talked about liking a hat or something like that.

But she was nice when I met her at Sunset Boulevard. She is talented. They probably had more pussycat dolls. But I love that they use that sound. That sound must be like a trending one because that's the one Olivia Pradryko used, right? From 2011. That's from like 2011. Like, how did anyone even find that?

It's not even from my YouTube. It's from a show that's not even on Guinness World Records Unleashed. Like, how do they find that clip? It's me doing To Be or Not To Be? Can you have my phone? I'll do it right now. I'll recreate my viral moment. Me just thinking of like the hot topics that we don't have.

Like what else can we talk about? Okay. Oh, you have more? Okay. Well, I love that you have them. Let's see. To Be or Not To Be or Not To Be, we can do the Hamlet. Hamlet soliloquilic.

Why do they have that be the thing you have to read? The words are so hard. Like, To Be Not To Me Not To Me That is the answer. Like it's so hard. Oh, I did it too. You did? Here on the podcast. What?

When we celebrated your YouTube anniversary. You did the William, you did the soliloquy? Yeah, I wrote it. You wrote it. Oh, so you know. Oh my God, this is like so triggering. I remember practicing this. Like literally, bear, bockin, fardels, bear.

Like, what's a bodkin? What's a fartles? Pangs of disbrized love. Like, oh, you don't say every word. Well, what do you mean? Disprizzed has a little apostrophe. What does that even mean? D-I-S-P-R-I-Z-A-P-D. That's not even a word.

And like, you didn't say all the words. Because they're not real words. What's... Pangs of dispris-love? He's just made up words. I remember this so much being like, this is not even words. Like, what do you mean?

Okay. To be an act to be, that is the question. That is just noble and mind. Just the truth of the noughts and rise. I'm against the sea of trouble. And then to die to sleep and warm. By the sleep is dead to sleep. We end the heartache and death

to sleep to sleep. To be wish died to sleep to sleep. To be dead to sleep. in the sleep, the death's dreams become warm, we have shuffled with this mortal moments, give us pause there's to respect that Mexico and when he had so long life. For who would bear the whips and scores of time, say the press is wrong, the proud man's continually, the pains of despise, love, the laws to slay the instance of office and the sprints of the patient of unworthy takes when he himself might those greatest, but when he himself

might his quietest, make with a bear broken, who would far do his bear to gruntlets a wry life, but that dread of something after death is undiscovered a country from who's born, no traveler returns, puzzles that will, then makes us rather the ill, then we have flying to others not know of those conscience, thus conscious death, makes cowardness of all that's native a hue of resolution is singled over with a pale cast of thought and enterprise of great pith and moment with regard of the current's turn of right and those in name of action.

Like, what are those words? What is, what do you mean? Like, what? And it's just like, it's literally 5,000 commas in one sentence. It's literally just like listing things. Oh my, like, it's just like, what does that mean? You know what? William Shakespeare, not that good.

Not that good. Not that good. Like, come on. What are those? People. Okay. Okay, well, that's enough. Vine for Moses.

Do you vine? He was so, like, on that. Stupid. Like, that's your thing that you have to do to break the Guinness World Record. No one's going to ever break it. I don't think anyone has since it's like 1982 because it's like, what is that for words? You know what?

I would love, that's my challenge. That's going to be my challenge, actually. I would love a retry. I don't know how that works. Actually, I'll be in England. I think they're, like, based over in England. I would love to do a redo on that. Because I could actually nail that.

I think now I would actually, like, practice. Like, I practiced maybe like a day before. Now I would practice for like weeks before. I would get all those words perfect because I don't know what those words are, but I would get them so perfect. And I would love to do it. That'd be cool to have a world record.

That's my new. I never had a new manifestation dream list. That's good. I think getting the world record for fastest talker is now on there. All right. Someone make it happen out there. Well, you've got to make it happen. Oh, I don't know.

I think you have to like call Guinness World Records and you have to get publicity and then you have to like pay for it. So, you know, that's why the show was great because people would just go on the show and break a world record. I see it's kind of like a store on the walk of fame where you got to pay for it something or like you have to know or they have to be interested in it like it has to get publicity like it's a whole thing random you have to get like an official person over here to officiate I would love a do-over maybe they could bring the show back and I could host it but first I can win the world record

that'd be so much fun I mean you would be the perfect host for it you pretty much the most famous person related to it thank you you're right me and john Macheta who holds the world record for fastest talker he did all the fadics commercials he did micromachine commercials he was he was the guy and he does go really, really fast. I wonder if he's still alive. He was doing them in the 80s, those FedEx. Do you remember those FedEx commercials where he would talk really, really fast? If you die, like, I feel like you should, like that should, it's like if the queen dies,

then there has to be someone to succeed. Oh, right. I feel like that should be for the Guinness book of records. You know, there should be like a successor. Right, but I probably have to get the record first. Right, like maybe the one before him. They should like, yeah, you're saying, you're second place. Yeah.

The next one gets it. I mean, right. I just attempted. I didn't quite win. You didn't get second place? What place did you get? I don't think there's places. I don't think there's places.

Maybe you're right. I don't know. I have known. Well, people that measure it. Because if they... Maybe I did. I don't know. It's not like they give it to you, but you remember, you know, I did it in 10 seconds.

You did it in 11 seconds. So you know you're next. Right. People do call me the world's fast talk or unofficially. They do say that out. They do say that. I mean, hacks, really. I did speak talking in hacks.

I really. Really did it all. Well, what would your Guinness World Record be? Excellent question. Either realistically or just fantasy, what you'd want it to be. I feel like I could recognize Taylor Swift songs really, really quickly because it is a challenge on TikTok where it's like an audio and then you can quiz yourself. And I'm really, really fast.

I like play along when they come up. That's fine. And I can usually get them super quick. Like you're like in like in the sense of like it's one second of a song and you can recognize it. And it's just like the first. like note of like the instrument or whatever or the production. That's really good. Usually I can I can clock it pretty quick.

So maybe that's. That's a good one. I feel like there's a Guinness World Record for everything. I know. I could probably just make one up. I guess I'll just piggyback when you have the little, the person here to like, just time you. Hey, hey, I got one.

Wait, that's a good idea. That's such a good idea. I was always no YouTubers I've done that. Like brought a Guinness World Record officiator to like officiate. Mr. Beast next week or the sip next week. They know. They're watching. Maybe.

because they went to Hia Ho Cheeseburger, and that's not a Kardashian thing, because that just came. That literally popped up a week ago. So I was like, I don't know if that's our Kardashian thing, but I guess they're in the neighborhood. They eat cheeseburgers like that? No. I definitely not honey chicken tenders. No. Although Kim before the Met Gala did show that she was eating a big old ice cream cone, which is a...

Don't give me that look. But she doing the full eating video that they do on TikTok now? They showed the full thing so you see that them not spitting them out. It was just as still and said Met Prep and it was her ice cream cone. We saw you. We've seen you on the Kardashians be like, I have only drinking water. I can't even drink water for 12 hours because I can't. Well, in defense, that was her Maryland dress that she had to fit into because they couldn't alter it.

This one looked a little bit more comfortable maybe. Yeah, I was giving a little corset just like squeeze in there. Yeah. Maybe they do. I shouldn't know slander. I will say, well, we reach out to guests. I did another month of like trying to reach out to guests. Didn't get any.

But we were. We did get a response from Chloe's rep that was like, it's out to Chloe. The request is out. Did you see that? I was like, that's kind of big. Like, no one ever responds. And Chloe heard. Ashley and drop was like, the request has been sent.

And I was like, love that. I would love. Oh, my God. I would, I love. I love, love, love Chloe. I love it. I mean, definitely when your book comes out, she'll interview you on her podcast.

Oh, this is really aiming high for me. She'd be interviewing random people over there. So like you make at least make more sense for Chloe. I would love. I have so many questions. She interviewed like mediums and the most random people, dream and analyzers like, Come on.

Trisha Beda is not that. Right. Okay, girl. Holy Wonderland. Pod swap. Yeah. I would love. I do love it.

I love listening to her. I think she's just so funny. And I do love your cloud chips. They're delicious. And I love the cloud pop porn at Starbucks. Damn, they have so much money. She's like, good America was so good. And then they did the cloud.

And then Cloud has to get in Starbucks. It's like, oh my God. Like, how do you just have so much product in business and just, also so much money. I just feel like you can't even like look at people as regular people and they have so much money. You're just like how. She's post-mitting just like you.

I need that. That's the question that I want to ask. Are you? Like, what do you mean? She's definitely complaining about it. But like if you make something much money, want you to have someone be your personal postmate, like just hire someone full-time,

just on call whenever you need and just pay them crate like a $40,000 a month to just be on call when you want to go get some breakfast. I'm sure somebody would like love that job, you know what I mean? It's just weird. But you know what? I guess there are people too. It's a bad take on my part.

People are just people. Who was it? Oh, God, someone was talking about Oh, does anyone care about Fred Armisen? I do. Do you know him? From Wednesday. Or Portlandia.

But yes, from Wednesday, the Uncle Buster. I saw someone talk about how I guess he's just like known to be like a bad partner, like relationship partner. And I guess he says it too. I guess he's just like a, anyways, he was married to Elizabeth Moss. Do you know her? From madman. From handmaids to?

Maybe. Is she from both? Is she from Medmans and Handsmaidale? I know she, Elizabeth Moss is definitely, if you're getting the name right, that she's the star of handmade. Okay, I think so. The handmade that the tail was about. Wow.

The main one? Yeah. The main one. The one that missed the eye, the eye was missing? I didn't watch it, so I don't know. I know she was the star. Okay, she was the star. She liked the poster.

Yes. Literally. Blonde. Yes. He was married to her. And I guess he was just like, just, he said he was just star-struck. He gets basically he was like a big fan. And he was so excited.

And then once they were like married, it only didn't last very long, like, because he just realized she was a normal person, he said. He's just like, oh, she's just a person. And then the star struckness wore off. Oh. And I was like, well, they are kind of just normal people at the end of the day. You know what I mean? I think about like Lily Allen and the David Harbor of it all. I'm like, God, she's really heartbroken over him.

And he looks like a foot. And I'm just like, damn, what was it about him that just got you? I don't know. The gays would beg to differ. They love David Harbor. Yeah, Jimmy Wetzel, I'm sure he's going to edit. Stop it. He loves David Harbor.

Please, Jimmy, tell me why. Get a little insert there. Tell me, well, you're a gay. Yeah, tell me why. I think he has a bit of the daddy bear vibe to him. Like, he's big, has a little bit of a belly, but also, like, fit, too. He has that, like. I thought that was like Hassan.

I thought he's daddy bear. I thought Hassan's daddy bear. No, Husson's not a bear. He's hairy and big. I guess maybe Hassan, I guess muscle club would be Hassan, but David Harbour, I guess more muscle bear, I would say. Like he's older, he's very much daddy vise. But then he's like, because he has like muscle definition, like he has pecks and stuff. David Harbor?

Yeah. But he also has a little bit of a belly. But that face, though. But he has a beard, so he kind of gets away with a lot. Losing hopes in my gaze out there. Like, what do you mean? Ow, he, I've never been more turned off by anybody than when I look at him. And then even you find out stuff about him.

Then you're like, oh, God, he's, he just looks awful. The little dildos he was buying at the CVS or whatever. And then maybe that even won him points because they're like, oh, he likes his whole tickled a little bit. So there's like, there's hope. So I fear that might have gave him more game points. Oh, my God. See, y'all are the reason. He gave him the confidence.

You gave him the confidence to go. out there and make it a pussy palace. Okay, you are the reason. Because, like, what do you mean? That's so crazy. Yeah. I don't even care anymore. Yeah, I don't even care.

David Harper should do a grinder sponsorship then. Like, what do you mean? I don't know. I didn't know one person found him attracted, but okay. All right. Well, insane. Oh, my gosh. The worst.

Why don't we start talking about him? I don't know. Celebrity. They're just people is how that started. Oh, right. He really is just people. You have like... By the way, that reminds me the Grindr Awards.

the lost quote Teresa's Culture Award nominations came out. You know who did get nominated was Hassan Piker for like who. For what? I think for straight man that we thirst the most for essentially. Yeah. I told you gayes love Hassan. Who would you rather Hassan Piker or David Harbour? Hassan, yeah.

Okay, what would you think the majority of gays would say? That's where it gets tough. I think, I think maybe Hassan, I think. Has David at Harbor ever been on all fours? like Hassan has. I don't think so. David Harbor, try it for your gay fans. I guess we need to see.

I guess we need to compare. And then we can get a visual of what we're working with. Does he have a little bonk on him, David Harper? That's a good question. We hate him anyways, but. No, you're trying to help him out? No, absolutely not. Yeah.

Maybe really David Harbor, but I don't know, does he? He's got a little bit of a booty. going on. Was there the drama of the stranger things too? Like Millie Bobby Brown and what did he say about her or do or speculate? There was a report that Millie Bobby Brown and David Harbor were feuding

that like he yelled at her on set. Although seemingly it got debunked because they did the press store together Millie and David Harbor and they seemed to be fine. So it's not like they even did press separately or anything like they were together a lot.

So I don't know. It's not like with Blake and Justin Baldoni where like they were like they were reports, but then also there was never any exchange during the press tour, you know? So it's like, oh, those reports got to be true. Yeah, Justin was in the basement. Yeah, exactly. Also, how'd she get invited to the recal?

We bring in time on her. Gaggy. That was, she really did gag me there. I was also kind of annoyed to at the same time. I was like, what? Because the settlement just got announced. Literally, I just got to my desk. I put my Arby's down on my desk, went to the bathroom, came back.

They settled. And it was like, Oscar, you need to make a video on this. I was like, I barely. place my mozzarella sticks on my desk and I'm already having to, like, I couldn't even breathe. Oh my gosh. So I was kind of annoyed already. I was like, hmm. That is crazy. So she just went and then, I think even was it, was this

AI or rumor that I'm falling for, but the official met or something posted like, oh, Blake loudly showed up and she wasn't even invited or something. That definitely was fake. Oh, was. Because someone's like, she just like asked for an invite last minute or something. No, I there was reporting from multiple outlets, but it was confirmed from TMZ and

Maw also had an insider that it was in the works for MET to attend to the Met for weeks. She was personally invited from Anna Wintor and she sat at Anna Wintor's table. Wow. Yeah. All right, girl. You got it like that. And even if they didn't settle that day, she was going to go regardless. But she was like when press like arrives to the carpet, like you get a tip sheet.

Nottie. It's not like a traditional one like the ones you and Moses now know very. very well with like photos. It's just like literally five pages of just names. And if you can't post about it or anything, it's just for like prep. But so, but we got the tip sheet and Blake Lively's name wasn't even on it. So it was a surprise to like literally everyone, which is so crazy. Surprise in a good way that they wanted people to be gag or surprise and like what happened.

I guess they just didn't want it out there for some reason. I don't know why. But yeah, she wasn't on the tip sheet. So that was kind of weird. And then she just kind of like showed up and everything. everyone was like, damn. I think in the context of her settling, to me I was like,

girl, that's a little dicey. But it was very Serena Vanderwoodson. I know this reference goes over your head, but the gossip girl is, you know, yeah, that's her gossip girl character.

Like, and she's just messy. She's messy and she likes to, like, make a scene. So it's so Serena Vanderwoodson to like be canceled. And then like you just settle your big lawsuit that kind of ruined your career.

And then you go to the biggest event of the year. Like it's unbothered, yeah. And it's New York too. and like gossip girl they do a lot of stuff on the met step so it was very gossip girl serena vander was so you lived for it i didn't live i was kind of annoyed because it was like more work for me and also like i was annoyed that selfishly i guess that they settled just because like they both swore up and down like we're going to see the secure we want to go to trial and then to settle and then like the joint statement that was kind of like a nothing burger what was the statement let me read it exactly

but like to paraphrase essentially it was just like um we are both having happy with this decision and Blake deserved to be heard about her her qualms on set and that this is us the movie was still like we're proud of it and it's still we love what it meant to survivors everywhere I was like all right God and yeah it was just like a nothing burger after like what's been drawn out yeah both of you just going so hardcore yeah and both of you wild accusations against each other like both teams telling you know the press and stuff like putting out different sides of the story and having it be such a trial by public opinion, like court of the people.

And then to settle like last minute, I was like, oh my God, it's like so annoying to me. Yeah. Lesson to everyone out there. Lawsuits are dumb. They're just like so not worth it. Because like look at this. It's been dragged out. It's like both of their reputations.

They both suck to everybody in the public eye. Like money. Everything has just been like, and for what? You just settle? And then you're both like, we're okay, actually. Everything's fine. Like, what do you mean? You just put us all through like.

torment and torture and trauma together and now everything's fine. And so like, we hate you even more now for that. Like, that's so annoying. Like, don't. Yeah. The statement was the end product, the movie, it ends with us, is a source of pride to all of us who work to bring it to life. Raising awareness and making a meaningful impact in the lives of domestic violence survivors and all survivors is a goal that we stand behind. We acknowledge the process presented challenges and recognize concerns raised by Miss Lively deserved to be heard.

We remain firmly committed to workplaces free of improprieties and unprofities and unlawfulfriety. unproductive environments. It is our sincere hope that this brings closure and allows all involved to move forward constructively and in peace, including a respectful environment online. Well, you guys created the disrespectful environment online. Like, what do you mean? You're just up and down with us. You're doing it right before Christmas Eve. You're doing all this stuff. Like, you're toying with us. So like, and you did that our birthday dinner. And you did it at our birthday dinner. Like, what do you mean? I just, I'm happy it's over because it is just like so annoying. It was so annoying to follow and everyone. Yeah, just being

sides. At the same time, like, why do we go through us? All the, What's the point? Like, what's the point? In the terms of the settlement, like, are sealed. Like, they'll never really come out unless one of them chooses, I suppose. But so that also was annoying too. Like, we don't even know why. Give us the conclusion.

Yeah. Like, you kind of involved us in it. You know what I mean? So let us know how it ended. Like what? Yeah. I don't like any of that yet. I saw one of the Mormon wives commenting on was Jesse.

Did you see the TikTok of Jesse? She was with Marciano. They were doing like a Heathcliff. Catherine, she was like in a red dress and I guess he was Heathcliff and he like pulls her up by the corset only like so like her she's like corseted whatever he like lifts her up by the corset and then kisses her they do like a like a crazy long sloppy French kiss or whatever and so everyone's obviously like talking about it and Jesse deletes it she deleted the TikTok so everyone's like reposting like this is so crazy like Jesse was just saying she went from her last husband to you know her first husband to her second husband and she needs a break so everyone's like talking about it obviously and I think it was like Macy or one of the the Mormon was just like, can you guys just like, do you guys have nothing better to talk about? We just need privacy. I was like, you guys are literally filming

the fifth season of your show. Going on Caller Daddy, your whole lives is a spectacle. Like, no, and she posted it. It wasn't even like someone zoomed in on a private moment. Like, Jesse posted it and never delete. If you want to not look,

if you want to be like, not suspicious, don't delete, because then you look even more guilty whatever it was that people were keeping. It was just a drafty guys. Like, what? And they're beautiful. He's in a tux, and she's in this red,

Walter, it was a Walter, God, he did my wedding dress too. Walter, Walter Mendez collection, the one who did my corset. He did her beautiful red dress. It was gorgeous. It was gorgeous.

And she looked gorgeous. Lifts her up by just her boobies mixed out with her. I was like, all right, love this. And then the one Mormon wife, being like, you guys have nothing better to talk about. No, actually, this is our hottest topic.

Like, it's so crazy to me. Wendy, especially reality stars, none of those Mormon wives of Orange County better ever say give us privacy because you all, everyone's online, everyone's sharing everything. You're on the reality.

show and that's what you signed up for. Not to say I won't one day. I mean, I guess one day you might just be like, give me that housewife franchise, you know, whatever franchise will take me, but these people are so funny. But the Blake lively one, did you see the interview? Maybe you edited the interview. Did you see the one where she was like, my kids made this purse?

She was like... Was it the one with Vogue? I think so. And she's like, and then she's like, I'm just really shy. And I was just like, God, what? Like it was... Oh, I did. No, we didn't edit that, but I did see it quickly. Oh my God. She was just like, it's very giving trying to rebrand

be like my kids made this for, they did this section and then did this section and I'm just, I'm just really shy actually I was just like, yeah,

she said something like, I love either, I can do both. Like I can either like be in my PJs with my kids or like come out here. Yeah, I'm like,

okay girl, but. Let me, let me try and relate to you guys. I kind of wish she didn't do any interviews. I know. And I wish she looked gaggyer. Like, you know,

I guess like a beautiful dress, yeah. But this could have been like, if she looked in, insanely, like, perfect, and it was, like, a really dramatic, artistic, like,

undisputably glam and gaggy, like, no one could say anything. Oh, for sure. She should have come with just, like, a sheer piece of fabric on and just been, like, look at me. Florals everywhere. Yes. Like, we could have picked...

Flores would have been gaggy, like a 20-foot floral gown. Of lilies. Yes. Red hair. They open up. They start blooming. Yes.

She could have... Yeah, and like she would have won. Like, yeah, she said, but guess what? She won't, you know? You're so right. Oh my God, I wish. That is so true. That good, that good comeback.

And honestly, people forgive. So literally Michelle, right? It's just like, she was, like, so hated for, like, awful, like, accusations from, like, on set and stuff like that. And now be like, love her. She's so great. Like, she did, like, funny girl. And everyone's like, she's amazing. You know what I mean?

And it's like, you can win people back with a good, with a good comeback, which, um, Taylor Frankie Paul is they're airing her season now this summer on ABC. Oh, is it official? No, it's not official. I mean, that's what everyone has been saying. Like, literally all the page six gossip things that I see. Yeah. And they were asked recently, and ABC executive was asked.

And the answer was very vague to make it seem like it is still very likely that it could. Which means, yes, that's probably vague because they're just like testing the waters. Yeah, see. Like, how people are going to be, but everyone wants it. So I'm sure it's going to be like the biggest thing ever. including me. I think after we talked about it on our Patreon, I think after the, Moses actually brought up,

the last minute of the Patreon, it was like number 50 and Mo's like, actually, and yeah, after I saw what the judge said, kind of what the internet's been saying, and the judge himself was like, Dakota, you're manipulative as fuck, but Taylor, you did do the actual physical abuse even though I think it's reactive.

But it made, put things so much more in perspective. And Taylor's been posting on her Instagram too. She posted something, I don't know if it was her back or it's like an art. It was like her back with all the bandages. Did you see it? It was all like band-aids. And I don't know if it was actually hers. But it was like her looking in the mirror and you see Taylor like just how she looks.

And then you saw like this like bandaged and beaten up like back, which I don't know if it was her back or just like an art thing. But she was talking about May being my daughter of the word in this month, which I love. And I don't know. I just feel like, yeah, the more I see stuff. And I'm just like, I don't know. I feel like obviously, like I don't know. The whole thing makes me like sad. I would be seated for a Taylor Frankie Paul season.

And I think she should get it. I think, I don't know. Again, all that stuff, like they knew prior, everyone knew prior, Dakota, I think is when we see. What did the judge say? That he never saw someone filming. Usually he'll see like ring camera footage or something. And he never saw someone as a judge. And he's an older judge.

He never saw someone like filming from that POV. So multiple times. It was very coordinated and calculated. So now that I'm, you know, seeing all. of it. I'm like, oh, it's, it all sucks, but I don't know. I kind of, I feel like there could be a comeback for Taylor Brinkball. And I think that they should air the season. The other thing the judge said that we didn't, with ASMR over there. The other thing the judge said that we didn't mention the last one was that also the way,

um, the way Dakota was basically describing himself as a victim and how he's afraid for his safety, all those things. It's like, well, you kept those videos for a long time until it was advantageous to use them to get a certain goal you had and it wasn't he didn't seem like he was in any distress or there was any urgency to his claims so again he was just showing how calculated it was yeah you can go to our patreon for more because i we went into it too just about him getting taylor to get out of the house to fight with her and driving her around like she's like an infant or something it's the whole thing he's the worst and he's not invited back to filming thank god he's always been sneaky snake and I mean that with my whole chest I think he's the worst I think he's the worst enemy number

one well they should air it they have it it's ready to go yeah I think a lot of it really relied on the recent case or the recent event that was like what was that now? end of February right I think a lot of it wrote on that versus because obviously with the video and stuff, it's stuff that people already knew about. But I think the fact that it happened so recently was what kind of jeopardized everything and also the video itself. But Taylor kind of being cleared of that, I think, did a lot to repair. Oh, right.

Nothing, no charges were. No. Yeah. Right. Okay. So they were kind of just more waiting. I think so. Because again, like people ran with, oh, the whole season is canceled.

But even like back then, ABC never said canceled. they kept saying the language really was postponed. And as you know now from, you know, legal, that one word makes a big difference. Yeah, they chose that word very specifically, I think. I think if she was found guilty of anything from her incident with Dakota from February, it definitely wouldn't see the light of day. But I think that being, her being clear of that, helps the case.

And now we know the kind of person Dakota is clearly with like the Jesse voice memos to being sent to all of a sudden that's going to DMZ. I'm like, okay, we know who the mole is. We know who the leak is. It's obvious as now. Oh my God. We have Taylor Frankie Paul's on Dancing with the Stars.

What if I'm cast on Dancing with the Stars? She'll win. She's going to win. I can't compete with her. Oh no. Maybe I'll save myself for next year. Sorry, Dance With the Stars. I might have to wait.

If TFP's on there, I think that's going to be her redemption. And I'm going to, I don't think I'm going to win. I think I can't compete. I heard Rob Rausch was supposed to be on. Oh, my God. I know. I think it's a season I couldn't win. Moira.

It's not too many traitors though because then Sierra was also on trade like two seasons ago but still. And then. Oh my God, you're right. It's the same casting. Oh, that kind of makes sense. Yeah, I think that's my. Oh my gosh, just all traitors are on there.

Jesus. And Mormon wives. It's Mormon women than painters. Yeah. Ellen Cummings. What? On Dancing with the Stars. He should be on Dancing with the Stars.

So random. Get the head traitor. Okay, well, maybe. Would love it. I would have to be on with him. There was rumors Connor. I just can't compete. I don't know, maybe next season.

There's rumor about Connor being on it. Connor Levitt? Yeah, I'm on Connor TikTok. I know. Connor got a Skim's partnership. I said to Moses, I'm like, why is this not you? Connor Levitt got his skims. I love him.

By the way, once again. I feel like people think I have like this. No, I want. everything. I love the Connor Whitney pipeline is what I want to go down. Okay. I want to be in the C-suite of some company. Like I love them. And they had said that yeah, Connor, Lovett was rumored to be on Dancing with Stars. But he got a Skims partnership in New York, which is my favorite skims ever because it's a five, it's the flagship store. It's like five stories tall. I love it. When we went to New York, I did not buy anything. I just went to Skims and bought everything

and lived in Skims. The robe I wore everything was Skims. And he got a Skims partnership, paid partnership and it was to go shop for Whitney at the skim store and New York City. I sent it to Moses. I'm like, can you please, can we please get you a skim sponsorship? So you can shop for me. Like it was everything. I went to go look it up. So he's not wearing the skims.

Nobody. I think Connor's kind of hot. I do. Wow. So I was hoping he was wearing the skims. Wait, really? Yeah. Like actually.

Yeah, I think he's hot. Is this in the same? I think he's attractive, but is it in the same David. harbor way? Like the dad bought of it? I don't know what his body looks like. No, I don't think he's like dad.

What's the hot? I forget he is technically a dad. Because he's so young. Yeah, he's dad hot. I know. Just so young. No, I'm trying to think or is it a Hassan hot. Like, what is the hotness?

You know, I don't see anyone that hot. You know what? I think it might be a similar to Ted thing where it's like they're so. Goofy? Yeah, they have like a goofy charm and they're like kind of sweetie pies, you know? And like funny. Oh, okay. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I guess to me it's giving I love whenever someone's a supportive husband. I'm like, oh, I, that, that is attractive. I was like, look at him. Like he, the last night when Whitney's doing her stage door, he's just like looking at her longingly. And I was like, okay, that, okay, so he's just goofy sweetheart.

I think he's just, he already is attractive, but I think his personality, like, makes him hot to me. Because he has like a goofiness that enhances his physical attractiveness. Okay. And does the magic add to the attractiveness? The magician? I think so. I think that's so cute. You have a.

I'm not like Ava from Hax. Who's like, who can't do a magician. Yeah. Like, I think doing magic is cool. Like, I would want to do a magician. Yeah. All right. I think what's charming.

Come on, Justin. There, Newark. He's doing his off-Broadway debut. Right. I know everything. I know everything about the Levitts. Damn. That's okay.

All right. Super good. We like that. I like him too. Yeah. I don't see attractiveness. I really don't. Like, I don't know what's a hot person.

What's a not. So I am a bad judge of what's attractive. But, all right, Connor. Shout out for that Skims' partnership. Next time. wear the skims. Oh, okay. Buy your own skims.

Why did the buy him for Whitney? Did you go look? You went to go search? Where was it? On TikTok? Yeah, it's like him, like in New York. He was like, he walked past the theater. Then he went to the skim's flagship.

He was picking stuff out for her. He should have men. Oh, I see. Okay. Maybe he is wearing it at the end. Maybe he's wearing a little underwear at the end. They do have great shirts. And now it's all for Whitney.

Yeah. Wear those undershirts and wear those undies. Come on. I love that partnership. That's a great one. Uh-huh. They don't show men in their. Underword, do they? They'll do,

who was it? They did some football player kind of recently. I think last year. But we should, okay, a football player, obviously, an athlete, they should give like someone who's just, you know, a Connor, a sweetie. Yeah. And never to say he's not a model. God, we just

be sounding shady every chance I get. Just an average dad bought looking guy and underway. Yeah, do it. I throw my back on Monday. I'm so bad to laugh. Oh, Connor, there's no Connor. I don't know why it's on Katie every chance I get, but I promise you it's not. It's actually like the blueprint. Like I said, I love it so much.

I want to fall in their footsteps, get their private chef in New York. They're living the life. So I love everything about them. And I mean, that's so sincerely. David Harbour's the next skims model. I just haven't gotten Hassan. Like I said, he's everywhere. He's Vanity Fair. That would be gaggy, actually. I would live for that. Everyone would live for that, really.

I know if they're trying to cater to them. To the gays and girls. Did you see the reporting that Alex Cooper and Matt Kaplan are sleeping in separate rooms. Oh my gosh. Who reported this? Oh, I was like, did she really? What?

What's, no, who reported this? The Daily Mail, so they take it with like Green Missal. Daily Mail doesn't know anything. They just be reporting anything. A insider told the Daily Mail that the pair's tension was mounting even before Kaplan was accused of berating and threatening the staff at his and Cooper's production company Unwell Network in a bombshell Bloomberg report last month. Matt fully courted Alex and was so sweet with her in the beginning.

beginning, the source said, once they moved in together, that's when things changed. Cooper 31 and Kaplan 42 first met during a Zoom call in 2020 and got engaged in March 2023. The same year the pair co-founded their trending media company and its unwell network subsidiary. Cooper and Kaplan, who was the founder and CEO of Ace Entertainment tied the knot in Mexico in April 2024. And now they're sleeping in separate bedrooms apparently because of the tensions that had been going on.

How do they know? Matt pushes her to do the things in the business She doesn't have a manager Matt is always in the room Everything goes through Matt I thought you said she had like a good publicist And she had like one of the best publicist? She did I guess

That was I think she switched recently But she had the same publicist as like Kim Cardiff Or one of the Kardashians Oh and they don't have it I guess not anymore Because that was a while ago

That was not the Super Bowl I guess last Super Bowl So over a year ago So she must have a switch She must have a management or something Daily Mail Because the deals are so big. I can't imagine she doesn't have like...

She's not doing it herself. Yeah. Well, some people say it's a secret to a marriage. Everyone has been saying that lately. Everyone's like separate bedroom, separate houses. Like everyone just like doesn't want to live with their spouse, I guess. This quote is killing me. According to the Daily Mail stores, Cooper struggling to deal with the fallout from the accusations against her husband. This is Alex Cooper's biggest fear. Bad press, the insider stated.

It matters to her. She wants to control the narrative always. She's insecure and cut through all in one. She really doesn't have that many friends. Oh, God. Brown sugar fire about this. It's kind of getting. For the Enquirer.

What do they call them the op-eds? That's her op-ed for it. She's the source. Her and Dave Horton are the sources. I could totally see that as the gag. And also she has no friends. Yeah, it's kind of like, what? What does that do with anything?

Just adding it in there. All right, well, I don't believe the Daily Mail on this one, but also, like, who's in their bedroom? who's like seeing this happen like it's so weird it's such a weird reporting fake news but the Alex versus Alex thing is kind of like oh god I remember everyone was like so we us too just like being like so obsessed with that now it's kind of like nothing obsessed for like because we were we really thought like the shoe was going to draw and it never did it was just like the biggest nothing for ever gotta wait for that reality show and I'm like but even by then it's like

it's like with the Kardashians when it's so far it's just like I don't know I don't know we care about this anymore I know tea it's like it tastes like nothing like this water is delicious thing. Like, I want to taste something, you know. Now I want it messy. I mean, you should be on Call Her Daddy, Alex Earle. We want it hot messy. Wasn't that her podcast on it?

Yeah. She might have to pay her for it. I guess she can't paid. In Alex's statement when they separated, she said that she had a hot mess. Like, she didn't keep any of the... Oh, yeah, I meant like if she did it call her daddy, I thought she had to pay for the interview. But you just can't pay for interviews, right? You said journalistic.

It depends on... the publication, I suppose, yeah. I would love to see an Alex on Alex interview. But she probably wanted to do it. I guess when you have your own entity and your own thing going on, you don't need it. Also, I saw that Emma Chamberlain's ex-boyfriends were feuding,

which is like so funny. Because that's how you know you're really all that girl. West Nellum Collection, best dress at the bat, and now your ex-boyfriends are fighting, which is like... Who's her ex-boyfriend? Are they famous? Well, one is your good Judy role model. I thought you were saying one of my ex-boyfriends

I was like, who did she date? I don't think she was dating any 70-year-old actors as far as I know. You never know, you never know. Okay, role model. Is feuding with Peter McPoland. And he's a musician as well. Yeah, he uploaded a cover of Sally

when the wine runs out, which is, you know, that role model song where he would bring out a girl and they were the Sally for the live performance. I love that. I love that. Okay. A lot of people are doing that.

one less lonely girl yeah t okay Sabrina carpenter's arrest uh-huh okay everyone loves a little a little live show I love it too I was Madeline I'll go I'll do any of those things that sounds so fun and then he didn't reference chamberlain or role model by name but he captioned his tic-tok sally cover viral hashtag viral hashtag awesome hashtag nothing but love and in November Emma talked about going through a breakup on her podcast it was two years after she was dating role model and also role models dating Dakota Johnson right now which is like kind of funny that's so random very random it's funny because you know um maybe you do I don't know you remember Kai for emergency intercom he's like the friend that helps produce him whenever like no but

kind of yeah well he's like best friends of role model so it's just so funny like seeing the paparazzi videos of Dakota Johnson and role model because it's Dakota Johnson also like having a key with Kai Oh, he's in the photos? Yeah, he's in the video. And, like, Dakota's like, she looks so smitten because, like, she even starts dressing like him a little bit too. Love when that happens. They're really cute. But it's, like, the concept of, like, emergency intercom being friends with, like, Dakota Johnson really.

I feel like they're, like, in the mix. They're always. They have a lot of celebrity friends. Yeah. I feel like they're already there. Yeah. Dakota Johnson just seems like so, like, I mean, she's the one that was like, so this is Alex. They're both named Alex and they don't like each other.

Oh, right. She seems so far removed from, like, social media. like she doesn't know anything about it so it's kind of funny. Yeah. Well that's kind of like the best person to be like friends with in that sense too if they don't care of all social media and then you know then they don't have to be like

oh my God like let's do a TikTok although I would love. Because that would be stuck to be friends with like Dakota Johnson be like oh man do you want to do a quick TikTok do you know what I mean like just how do you keep it casual? I don't even know like I film everything and then like what if you're just like at an event

and you want to take a picture like do they think it's weird if like let's all take a photo I don't know it's like the weird. She seems cool right? She seems cool. I really like to call her interview. She scares me though. I can never have our interview.

Like that one was Alan, I remember being like, oh, my God, girl. She scares me. She's just so, like. Cutthroat. She's too real. Yeah. Because she doesn't have any of the, like, she's polite, but she doesn't have any of the niceties, I guess, that were like, she would lie to you to feel better. Yeah.

Yeah, just blunt. Yes, very blunt. Yeah. So she scares me like that. So that was at the Met they were doing this? No, that was just her ex-boyfriend, uh, Peter, McPolin, posted that shady TikTok, talked to about role model yeah um very random I feel like also like the timeliness of like Emma really having her moment um because this was on May 4 so the same day as met right

oh my guys all these guys with their timing it's like oh your girl starts getting successful and it's like let me just do something to like drag her down yeah she's not drag down emma's not bothered she's like I am queen of the Met actually so are they both exes you said yeah oh so okay why are they Why is he feuding with role model? They're both exos. That's why it's so random. Yeah.

Yeah. She got it like that, I guess. She got it like that's crazy. Yeah, right? Like, I guess they're just like, damn, they can't get over her. They're like, we're going to still fight dual to the death over her, even though neither one of us is with her. I love that for her. Is she with somebody now?

I don't know. I don't really keep up with Emma Chamberlain like that. I know, so they broke up in November, so maybe by now, actually. Let me see. But I remember when she was dating. role model because that's how I found out about his music actually was because of Emma Chamberlain. Wow, she influenced it early on. You know, she really was the number one influencer for me.

And obviously, still kind of. Have you ever gone, you know, they don't keep up with her? You're like, I don't keep up with her. But when she drops the collection, I'm just kind of see it. Well, have you been to Chamberlain Coffee, like the location? I've walked past one at the Century City Mall, but the line was really long. And so I kind of kept it moving. Why were you at Century City Mall?

That's so random for you. That's so far from you. It was my Lubu-Boo face. And they had a pot mark. Yeah. That is the place to get one. It was so funny. Paige DM Chamberlain Coffee and was like, hello.

She shot her shot, which I love. I've been there too. But she was like, hello. I would love to see if you guys are doing any influencer clubs, like for the PR list, whatever. Yeah. I just genuinely love the product so much. And I would happily post no matter what. Like, blah, blah, blah.

And then they responded, we're not currently looking for influences at this time, but we'll keep you a mind. Okay. At least they responded. Oh, she posted it? Yeah. Also her just be like this. I don't think that's bad though. At least I was responded.

It's giving like, oh, we sent this request of Chloe's representative. And I was like, buy in something. Like, you know. And they kept you in mind. Yeah. Somebody could be rude and be like, hell no, not you. Like, you know what I mean? Like at least I was like somewhat nice.

I saw Paige applied to be James Charles, social media content creator. And then she had to issue her statement via Instagram story and be like the amount of people that thought I was being serious. I kind of did think she was serious. Yeah. I was like, well, maybe she wants to help him or maybe she wants to stop him. I thought it was serious either way. She was trying to get that job. We were talking about this too the other day is like people who look for like serious positions on social media.

Like because James Charles was looking for someone to be his social person. Is that what he's working for? He posted on his spam account, which it's so funny because like I blocked James Charles like main account, I guess, on TikTok. But I see, I watched a clip of his Coachella vlog on my TikTok. so now I feel like I got, he got my FYP that way. Because this spam account started coming in my TikTok because I was on it last night. And then I saw the follow-up. So he posted the first TikTok asking for anyone who's interested in being like his content producer.

And they would have to like send in an email. And he had like an email where people can apply. Set in your applications. You have to send references, examples of your work. You have to give him ideas, three ideas of what he should do. and then also submit a video of yourself. That was like the just, it's a lot of work for an application. And then the next day, I think he just posted it last night.

He was, he posted yelling at everyone who applied because he said, out of 300 people who applied, only 13 sent in a video. So I had to delete 200 to 70 emails because Gen Z, what is your problem? You cannot follow directions. You, I said submit a video. God. Who is applying to work for this monster? Big kids.

Like, he's already yelling at, yeah, like, literal 12-year-olds. I just walk back in. 100% James Charles. Like, what do you mean? Why are you yelling at your applicants before they're even hired? Like, what? Like, also, is that necessary? Just go over the 13 that sent you the video.

Like, what do you mean? Like, your audience are children. Obviously, they're your fans, so you know they're a little screw loose there. You know what I mean? So it's like, why? What do you expect? Like, it's... Twizzlers keep the fun going.

Yeah, I know. I just stopped whatever you were listening to to tell you that Twizzlers keep the fun going. Well, irony isn't my forte, but twisty, chewy, yummy Twizzlers sure is. So think of Twizzlers as a little palette cleanser for whatever's queued up, which, by the way, should be coming very soon. Like any second now. Okay, Twizzlers, time to keep the fun going. This is so crazy He scares me

And not I'm scared of you Like if I saw him at high-ho cheeseburger I'm gonna be like Can we sit down and talk Because there's a lot of issues going on with you right now That we need to fix Like I know

Yeah that's true You wanted a phone call This is an in-person phone call If I see him at high-o cheeseburger I'd be like Here's your in-person phone call Let's talk and let's go over everything That's wrong with you

Because he wanted to know He asked us He asked me an Oscar Can we have a phone call? He wants to be fixed Anyways This is crazy I don't know

And then like what again What do you expect? You put out a blast on social media Like of course people are like It killed me Not even a LinkedIn And then he was talking about That was just gonna take

The ideas is giving them That was my first thought Yeah That is like 300 times three That's nine of your ideas They just gave him What's that to do Yeah that

He's like Tell me your ideas up for me And then just doesn't I never saw it actually I never saw your email Yeah Right. So I didn't even get looked at who's wanting to work for James Charles. That's what I want to know. And then he was talking about how some of the people who commented on his TikTok, like he would look at them and then go to their TikToks and like or comment on some of their stuff.

And then they would reply like, hey James, like, I'm so interested. Where do I apply? And then he yelled at them. He's like, you can't even read. I put the email. I put the email on the description right there. And guess what? You can't get the job. You're already fired. And like he was screaming at these people. I was like, damn. I don't know what that rebrand is of him yelling at everything, but it's not working for you, James. Maybe views, but overall people are like, this person is... This is the way he treats you before you even hired. That's true. Yeah. Personally, you do a great James Charles impression. You do Shane and James perfectly.

Like, you should play them in the movie. It's what I walked in. I was like, oh, it's James. Oh, because you're in the yelling. I think of Hale up pretty well, too. Yeah. Come with me? Does this answer me grace?

No, no. No. No. Kim got to ask you in what this is done. at the med gala. Little Jojo too. Yeah, okay, it is giving a cross. Not bad, could use some work,

but the James is spot on. That is so funny. People love to yell at a camera. James is very Shane-coded. They are kind of similar with like the... I think I'm good at the crashing out aspect because she and I can only do... Oh my God. Oh my God.

That's so good. You would call the job channels. That gives me chills. You do it so good. My memoir, 2019. Get in there. That's going to be you as Shane. And that is, like, it's so good.

It sounds just like him. It's so crazy. And the James, too. Wow. Hire Oscar for voice acting. That is sending me. I did. For Patreon, my idea was implied.

Let me hear. Let me hear. You were going to do a video? We're going to set one up for you. I want all three of us to do little videos applying. Moses as well. You give him a lot more credit than a lot more publicity than he needs. You're going to be him as the painted palette.

Now you went up. Why for his positions? He's saying you're the number one fan. He's like, well, Oscar really loves me. Okay, you're the number one Shane and Rylan fan. Of course, obviously. I was so gag to see them. I admit it.

No, that's true. If you're, yeah, if you keep up with people, you're low-key, a little curious fan. Yeah, seeing the spam account did shock me. I didn't know that was happening. I didn't know he had a spam account. Also, like, what is the need for a spam account? I was posted on Maine, right?

Like, same as Chris Olson, not Chris Olson. I'm like, you just, it confuses me because I would think it's like, is this just a re-upload? Someone re-upload your video because there's never like a checkmark. It does kind of confuse me. I like want to have one because everyone has a spam account. Like I would love to have one. And I wanted just be like user 535, 9, 6.

But then it's like, but it looks like someone just re-uploaded my video then. I don't know. Maybe I'll create one. Is it hard to create a new one? I want to do a spam account just for that. I want to be like, hey guys, looking to hire. Nobody actually. Maybe a permanent post-meet.

I guess that would be fun. It would be fun to have to have just someone be like. Like, it's because it can't go far either. Like, I want someone to go get a Chamberlain coffee at, like, Westfield and Century City would be so wonderful. Is that the closest one? Damn. Is there multiple locations?

I think there's just one location. Is it really? I could have more. She becomes a Starbucks. She's just like on every corner. They should. Fun coffees are fun, like just getting a cute little coffee. I guess maybe you're right.

I could have, I thought it was a Jane, but I'm probably wrong. Oh, because it wasn't the Century City. Like, it was a big deal because it was the first one, I think, right? Like the first physical location? Yeah. Wait, but you said there's more? I thought so, but I think you're right. Because I remember when it opened, the lines were like insanely long

because it was kind of the first, the first physical. I would love to. Okay, on the manifestation list, we need to write this down. Somebody, Jimmy, anybody. We need to put, I want a Guinness World Record. And I think I do want like a brick-and-mortem, like something. I don't know what my thing is, like pastas. Brick-in-what?

Brick-brick-mortem? Brick-bormortem. Brookin-mortar. Broken-mortem. Mortar? What's mortar? I think you put between the bricks. Brick and boredom is just my funeral home.

Where you can also eat. What is it? Brin mortar? I've never heard that. What does that mean? It's like the material for building a, yeah. But really what? Like building a physical place.

Like, you know, you make it with brick and mortar, right? The store. The store is made. It's a physical store and the walls are made out of brick. The store is called brick and mortar. I'm so confused. Like, let's say you have a website, then you have a site on the web. But if you have a brick store, it's a real store, it's physical.

Oh, and you're building it. The mortar is like the spackle, if you will. The glue that connects the bricks. I want a brick and mortar store. That's why it's called that. How did you know that? I mean, I did study how to build buildings. Honestly.

How does the architect know? But also just in general, like, I'm always impressed when you know more words than me in English. I'm always just like, how? Like, he'll say words. I'm just like, what does that even mean? And it's a real word all the time. So smart you are. Smarter than I'll ever be.

That's really impressive. I want a brick and mortar store. Like, I would love, like, I just don't know. Like, you know, how they have like Prince Street pizza or anything. I want like something like that, but I don't know. Something with my food. Not my food, your food, I guess. Like chicken fingers and pasta.

I don't know what I don't know. We're giving the secret away this week. It's a bolognaz night all across the world. Oh, right. you're making it for your cooking check out moses we didn't do our plugs at the beginning because i was too busy talking about myself sorry if you made it this far check out moses's cooking videos at moses cooking videos he's going to make the bolognais recipe tonight and it's so good i can't wait to eat it i forgot yeah the ingredient list is on tictock right now so you can get your stuff and get ready

i reposed it i should have planned my meals better because now i'm hungry and now i'm going to have a little snack before but i want to really be hungry for the pasta tonight what time is it going to be done it's fast i mean you're going to make it now Pretty much when you guys do Patreon, I usually record the videos. That sounds so good. Okay, anyways, Moses cooking videos, check it out. Oscar Racy vlogs. He's getting sponsorship after sponsorship over there, and I'm so happy for him.

I'm all escape it. I was like, wow, it's so good. And that's amazing. Once the blog going up. Friday, actually, is my house store. We got approved, so, you know, it's big. What's the title? Oh, my God.

Actually, I didn't think about the title. I thought about the thumbnail. Like, I know what the thumbnail is going to be, but something about empty house store. Oh, yeah, empty house store. in my house that I bought with money from Trisha Padas, 10 minutes away from the Kardashians' neighborhood. I got to get all the keywords in there.

Oh, my bad. You can be like, Tricia Padas bought me a house. Oh, that's actually so good. That's a great title. I think publicity would be great. That's so funny. Is it a house tour? It's my empty house store.

Oh, I love. The day before I moved, I filmed it. Which was just a week ago, weirdly. But it feels like it's, I've aged a lot in the past week, let's say that. I know. Moving will do it for you. At least it's like your home for a while.

Yeah. Forever maybe. For anguish. I mean, I hope so. I love a forever home. Well, no, usually there's like a, people do a starter home and then they get like a bigger house or something. But like, it's pretty big house.

I just went straight to like, yeah. Ours too. I think of ours is like forever home. Like I always think, I want a bigger. I'm like, do I need a big house? No, I don't know. Your house. I just needed it organized, I think.

But yeah. That part. Once it's organized like a brand new house and it's like so. I know. Stuff just keeps apart. Like when it was accumulating, I'm like, I just need for your house. And I was like, you know what? Just get rid of some stuff.

And that's where we're at. And I can't wait for that. It's summer. New organized house over here. Oh, that's so exciting. Well, check out Oscar Gracie vlogs and check out our Patreon. Patreon. Atchriot.com slash just Trish.

I want to do for Patreon maybe in a week or two, but like your reaction to my house, I feel like would be such a good Patreon video, right? Oh, I would love. Yeah. Oh, my God. That's true today. I'm over right now. Well, my furniture, most of my furniture finishes this week.

Okay. Like the big pieces. Let me know. So by next week I should be. Oh, fun. Yeah. Would love. In good shape.

Oh, my God. That's going to be so much fun. I feel like that's a fun. I feel like that's such a good one. Oh, I'll be like so gag. I love houses. I love houses. Like I'll like go look at open houses even if I'm not looking for a house. I just love them.

Like I just think they're so like on Zillow. I always look in our neighborhood. I'm always like, what's around here? Like let's, I would love that. And I'm excited because your houses look so nice. I always like, every time you do like a little like A little sneaky. Yes.

I'm excited to finally like post most. Although it looks so different now that it's furnished. Furnished. 80% um, but even the empty one still kind of gaggy. Although we didn't have water and power when I filmed the empty one. So it was a little dark. But you know,

it'll make the reveal with furnisher like gaggear. And like yes. I think we did an empty house where I saw it on like TikTok. I think I did like a video and I was like in. Yeah. Houses looked so different before they're like furnished and lived in. But that's kind of like it. Yeah.

Do you ever look at the, was it staged your house? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So like the Zillow pictures versus like your house pictures. We save them all too. So we could kind of remember like how they staged it in reference for like when we're placing furniture. Like, okay, how do they stage? Oh, you're trying to do the same. Similar. Yeah. And we kept the nails in from where they hung art. So we know like, okay, we need art here. Yeah, we did that too. There's. It's so funny though. Like couldn't be more opposite than the staged ours. The way our house was staged versus what we have. Like there was like a coffee table where our blink tiger is. You know what I mean? Their bed was like underneath the chandelier. Ours, like, in the middle of the room and feel like, it's blocking the fireplace.

But the way they had it was, like, an office in the bedroom. And I was like, no. Ours is completely different. Huh? We never used fireplaces. Yeah. Malbu loves to, like, peek through because you can see it from my office. It's so funny.

But, yeah, we went the complete opposite of how they staged your house. And I honestly think we upgraded. I think we did better than the original Beetlejuice and all that themed. Oh, Michael Jackson's house is open for the public. I was like, oh, that's kind of everything. It's, like, designed as if it was when they were living there. I was like, it's kind of cool. Maybe, like, 80 years from now, they can.

do that with our house people can it'll be like a time capsule not 80 i guess how long has it been since the 70s what is that math 80? 80 years 70s 50 years so 56 so 50 years from now if someone wants to come walk through our house and have it be a time capsule they can come sit in the chairs the just that's kind of fierce yeah I wonder if they would allow that in here maybe with invitation you know it's limited to the mouse yeah you gotta get through the gate wait would we be still living in 50 years I guess yeah I was like are we still here no we moved we moved somewhere else I guess I don't know we'll be any low-class box like people can walk by and that's a crazy thing actually that people are like going to his like house and everyone's like still alive

that like live there because I guess Elvis he's been gone for so long and it's like okay but everyone's like visiting Michael Jackson's house and his family is still like alive it's kind of weird but probably his family is the one orchestrating this because I think they probably on this date my gosh It's such a crazy thing. Yeah, like when you're just gone and people can just make those decisions for you. My sister's just like, here, walk through churches at home. I mean, I guess I would have like, yeah, I guess that's fine.

I guess she has my blessing. Just kind of weird. But what are you going to do, I guess? Keep the legacy alive. Oh, my God. Like Selena's family. Oh, we're doing great. I know.

My FYP, as I said, was the James Charles band. It's also a lot of the haunts of virus. Have you been keeping... The what? The what? The Hontavirus? Yeah. Have you been keeping up the Hontas?

I was like, yeah. Of course he is. I knew that. What's haunted virus? I thought you might have caught up with it. Is it scary? Kind of. I mean, it's a...

It's this very deadly... Sorry. Oh my God, you're poor back. Also, coming into so creepy. Back to the Hontavirus. Because that is... What is happening? Well, it's a deadly virus that's really rare.

But there's a boat. that is a boat of a cruise of 149 people and there have been seven cases of it and three people have passed away

but I thought you would know because of the boat that it's on it's the Jojo Seawall cruise stop I tried to keep it

oh my god stop I'm so mad I was so bad I was practicing I was practicing I was

Is Hansmeyer is real? Yeah okay not on the Jojo misinformation again Oscar Misinformation Gracie over here. Oh my gosh. Jokes, Jojo. It's a virus that he gets from rats droppings.

Ew. So I think this is it. Oh my God. Gene Hackman, his wife died. Yes, last year. What? Yes. Remember when they passed away. So she passed away from that. What did he pass away from? I don't think the fall maybe. Oh. I think maybe he fell. The same time it happened? He fell and she had the contra virus? She passed away. He fell and he couldn't get. I'm not sure, but it was a weird one. That was weird. But anyway, if you are around a lot of rat droppings, you can get the virus. But usually that's the only way you get it. People don't transmit it to each other.

But in this case, they think they do in the boat. So nobody. It is a cruise. Not the church show cruise. There's like people from 23 different countries. And so they're stuck on this boat now. Nobody wants to let them dock in their country. So I'm just going to die.

I mean, I've seen a TikTok from a person on the boat. It's like, help us. I think his name is Jake. he's a travel vlogger on Instagram and TikTok and he's gay and then I was like oh what if he's a fan we can send him a message of hope like a cameo for free but he doesn't follow you he just follows like every other gay person how do you know he doesn't follow me because I went through his following because I was like oh it would be like maybe I would send him a message of encouragement I would have I know well Jake yeah you maybe you don't know us but I hope we get well wear a mask he's okay

right now he posted a couple days ago but it also takes up to eight weeks to display symptoms So who knows? Everything about cruises, obviously Trish Cruz is not happening because everything about cruises scare me. We have friends that like went away to a cruise and they came back and they were both like sick with like something crazy too. Like they had like a crazy stomach bug for like a month. It doesn't seem ideal to just be on a ship where things can go awry and then everybody's just stuck there because you can't dock. Like that happened with COVID too, right? When COVID started, they were.

Yeah, there were boats out out there that people have COVID on them. So everyone on TikTok is. is preparing for another pandemic. Although, disclaimer, the medical professionals have said the threat of pandemic is really low. But everyone is like, okay, I'm in the house. I'm in the house board.

Let me make some bread. Let me do a TikTok dance. Love it. Like, everyone's preparing in case they. The rat droppings come here. Is it in the U.S.? Where is it? It's in Bahamas.

Cape Verde. Where is Cape Verde, actually? Hmm. Oh, it's off the coast of Africa right now. But yeah, there are Americans on board. So, like, actually, I think there would be another pandemic. It's unlikely. It's tough to say because the threat of pandemic right now, they're saying, is low.

But if it is, like, airborne or, like, if you're able to transfer from human to human, that is kind of scary, right? Because, like Moses said, it's mostly from, like, when you inhale, like dust and in that dust is particles of like rat or rodent like fecal matter or urine that's how it transfers and it's like really rare but there uh i watched an interview from like a medical professional who like studied covid and stuff and was like on a cruise that's like so rare like it would be like not even on the top 100 things of diseases like or sicknesses i could ever guess because it's also incurable and so everyone just dies you can yeah they you can only treat it like you

get respiratory symptoms so you can only treat it for like respiratory symptoms but it's like it's also really hard to diagnose too but yeah my whole bit was that it was on the Jojo Ceywall Cruz and I kind of ruined it really quickly well but I'll be a title or thumbnail because that's one person I'm not

obsessed with maybe Riley and maybe shame but not Jojo and I love her but not obsessed at all and I don't think people care I feel like people are also very like we don't care about Jojo not our audience anyways Jojo Cruz causing next pandemic That's kind of clickable.

But I think that's the, I think anything is better than that. Literally, what did we talk about? What did I say? I had so many horrible hot topics. Right. Armisen, T? Okay, yeah, I work. I'll put him in the, I'm nail my mouth.

That's so funny. You should put Fred Armisen in the title. I would click on it. I was seated for all those TikToks. You know, honestly, yeah, it's so funny. I saw TikTok that was like, you know, our kids will learn about the pandemic and, like, history books being like 2020 like a virus came and wiped out so many people and we were locked in our houses scary but then like you were saying the tictox it was like ding ding ding de tini and it was

like what were people doing why were we not scared why was everyone just like chilling on tic talk i know doing like crazy i got we had nothing else to do i guess were you a part of that were you doing banana bread were you doing the whole i was playing animal crossing oh that's right but that's probably the most yeah you too that was the most um pandemic-e activity i think i did the banana bread and I was doing banana pro-up. I believe you were influenced to do any old trend. Everything. I was talking about Fauci. I was talking about everybody, and I don't even know who that is.

I remember, remember that shirt I had that said Fauci on it? It was like all the names. Is he good or bad? I have no idea. Is he good? He's just like a medical profession. Yeah, I had a shirt with his name on it. I was doing everything.

I think at the time Jared Lido was like a cult leader. I was like signing up for his tax messages. Anything pandemic related I was so in. What else? You knew me at the time. I was doing everything. You were composting. right oh i was composting

i was Hamilton too yeah okay not really pandemic related but we were doing a lot of Hamilton Trish talks that was post oh that was like 2021

we're in this house we were in like this house in like studio city yes yes yes because I was right before yeah I went with Joey right right before the pandemic

yeah the Joey video was like put March or it was January or was 2020 yeah either early February or late January I was really skinny in that video I looked at the video the day I was like

like doing before the pandemic drugs you're on that you're right in the book i was like you see you know you're right you're right i know my chronological order now i was like that was i remember a lot happening in that house yes oh my god my lips were like blue i was like yeah like you know weirdly when you're on a lot of drugs you don't eat i didn't eat for like three weeks almost died literally wow well that's it that's it for today this was a great covered a lot we covered a lot I think great hot topics. I think we, you know, just May is great. Like flowers that bloom, so should you.

And you should let those flowers bloom by watering them and getting the proper nutrients and sleep. Flowers need lots of sleep. And that's how they get beautiful rose buds. It's like bears in the winter. The buds become petals on the flowers. We have roses out there. Moses, you pick those roses for my birthday, please. Those are so beautiful.

I love them so much. I would do it myself. I don't know how you properly cut them without hurting them because you can't just yank a flower you have to cut them delicately as I've been told but like the bears that hibernate in the winter the flowers will bloom come May and here we are and I love you guys

thanks for watching and we'll see you in the next one for a really fun week next week my big big big announcement will be next week and it's the biggest that's ever has ever happened to me do you know? No you don't know Jimmy knows everything because I haven't cut stuff I'm like oh my gosh yeah

You should have known if you were at or weren't at the medsala. But anyway. Right, right. Because you added my blog and everyone's like, okay, make sure you have that if it's not, you know, not Love Lion. I'm like, I'll hold out another week because I can't talk about it yet. So that's it. I love you guys. Thanks for being here.

And we'll see you soon. Bye.