Just Trish - Justin Bieber EMBARRASSES Hailey + Evan Johnson Responds to James Charles...

Episode Date: May 22, 2025

Is it too late now for Justin Bieber to say sorry? Trisha intervenes and reaches out to the singer after his embarrassing Instagram tribute to Hailey's Vogue cover. Plus, Trish reveals she lost her dream role to another actress. And Evan Johnson breaks his silence on the James Charles allegations, but does his word even mean anything? 💖🪩THANK YOU TO CHIME FOR SPONSORING THIS EPISODE!💖🪩 Get started today at https://chime.com/TRISH. Chime. Feels like progress. 💖🪩THANKS TO GOLDEN NUGGET FOR SPONSORING TODAY'S EPISODE!💖🪩 Turn your downtime into SHOWTIME with performances from your favorite slots, special appearances from daily rewards, and electrifying jackpots. Sign up now with code JUSTTRISH, deposit just five bucks, and enjoy 500 CASINO SPINS on a featured game. 💖🪩JUST TRISH MERCH!💖🪩 https://justtrish.com Sponsor Just Trish: https://public.liveread.io/media-kit/just-trish-podcast "Brandenburg Concerto No. 4 in G, Movement I (Allegro), BWV 1049" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We were just analyzing righteous gemstones on that. We were like zooming in and I was like, We were not zooming in. I was gonna say, Moses was? We were, oh my god. So suddenly, we were in the car and she pulls up a photo of three naked men. And I'm like, what is that? Ryan called Ken a F slur, a b****, and more.

The big one called the little one. Ha ha ha ha ha! Her name is Trish, she's got the fish and all the gossips. Filthy, rich, pretty, and pink. Hot topic queen and says what everybody thinks. She's just Trish. Ha ha ha ha ha! Yay! Hello! Welcome to the second Just Trish episode of the week.

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and we're happy you're here. you right to your mailbox in a nice pink envelope. We also have new merch at justtrish.com. And we're happy you're here. I'm happy you're here. Oscar's wearing his jorts. Yeah. I could either get canceled or be bisexual today, I guess. That's how I'm feeling. Which one do you prefer? You know what?

I was watching Rene Rapp's new music video, and in my head, before the jorts were on, I was like, damn, damn renee rap is so hot so i think if anything i guess bisexual although i don't know i look at her i'm like oh she's so hot like uh yes diva slayway i don't know if it's like oh you don't ever get that you never thought let me get that you never thought like sometimes i think about bailey i've never thought like brown girls? Sometimes I think about Johnson and Bailey. I've never thought brown girls. No. I see Johnson and Bailey and I'm like, oh, I want to grab that ass sometimes. Well, I believe that.

Oh, I see. Right. Well, I guess I think about with women too. Sometimes I look at them and I want to grab them tits. I don't know. I believe that too. Any gender, really. Like, I, yeah.

Okay. But never you. You never had the inkling. I don't think so. Even when I had crushes on girls, I think it was just the girls who I thought were, like, the most fierce. Yeah. Because it was always, like, the popular girl that I thought I had a crush on. Oh, wow. But I think it was just like, oh, she's a diva kind of way.

I'm sad. I feel like you would have liked the nerdy, quirky girl, not the popular girl. I mean, no. Not the loser. I want to be the – I'm just kidding. Like, I am sad that you would have gone for, like, a Sharpay over, like, the piano player Kelsey. Like, I feel like that's your type. A Sharpay all the way all day.

Yeah. Sorry to break it to you, sister. That's sad. I think – but I was, that's your type. Sharpay all the way all day. Yeah, sorry to break it to you, sister. That's sad. I think, but I was, like, the loser. So, yeah. Yeah, I get that. You know what I mean? So, if I could be anybody, I'd want to be, like, the popular girl who had all the boys

fall into their knees for her, you know? That's the ideal. But you always wanted to be her. I think so. I think I had crushes, or I thought I had crushes on them, but really I just wanted to, like like be like them if that makes sense. That's so interesting. Yeah. So yeah if I was a loser

I'm not going to have a crush on another loser. I'd want to Well I'm glinksted. I'm glinksted on that show. That's wild. Oh my god. No one is a loser. Everyone is a winner in life. Well there's some losers. No. What? That's a crazy take. For sure. No there are some losers. No! What? There's some losers out there for sure. That's a crazy take.

Who's a loser? No, there are some losers. I'm scared to name them. I guess I'll name them. Like a Logan Paul, an Aiden Ross, a DDG, a Tory Lanez, a Diddy. Right. Well. So. Abusers, of course.

People like losers. Yeah, loser behavior. But I'm talking about like. Right, but I guess in theory, Logan Paul is considered a winner in life to some not to me okay so you would not have had a crush on logan paul honestly no even like before even before the the japanese forest i never like saw him and was like, ooh, Logan Paul. He never did it for me. Yeah. I agree. But T-Sharon

because some people are like, he's so, he probably is good looking like in general. Yeah. I feel like he has the archetype. He's like the archetype

of a good looking guy. But he just never did it for me. Blonde men always look like toes to me. You know what I mean? No offense to blondies out there. Okay. It's crazy for me to say there are some losers out there, but you can say blondies look like toes.

Toes are fine. I don't think it's bad. Someone called someone a toe one time. Remember? Gabby Windy called their bachelor ex a toe. Oh. Yes. And I think that is a thing.

Remember Full House? There was an episode where Joey Fatone was called. Not Joey Fatone. What was his name on Full House? Not Joey Fatone. That's from NSYN was called. Not Joey Fatone. What was his name on Full House? Not Joey Fatone. That's from NSYNC. Uncle Joey. What was his name?

In real life? Like, no. Joey had a last name. Gladstone. Gladstone. Yes. Joey Fatone. But he was called a toe head.

Because he thought it was because his head was shaped like a toe. And then Bob Saget, Danny, was like, no, that's what people with blonde hair are called. They're called toe heads. Oh. So maybe that's why we think they look like a toe. But I think that's spelled differently. No? A toe head?

Blonde person called toe head. I have no idea. I don't think, okay, first of all, I don't think looking like a toe is a bad thing. Even when Gabby said it, I was like, is that really an insult? It's not like, people are calling Mike Feist like a rat boy and stuff. You know what I mean? So I think rat is worse than toe. Better than being a pinky.

A pinky? Why? Because you're like muscular. A toe. Yeah, I guess if you're going to be a toe, you'd want to be the big toe, right? Yeah. If you ask Logan, which one do you choose from all your... Well, yes. But I also think toes are all just like one color scheme.

You know what I mean? Like the nail, the toe, the hair, the skin. Like it's all kind of in the same like color block. Hence why they look like a toe. The hair? Yeah, like hair on your toes kind of blend in. Oh, I see. Like blonde. Not if you have brown hair. On your toes? Yeah. I do have that. I shouldn't even talk about it.

I shave them though. I'm looking. I shave my toes. Do you? When I remember, yeah. But sometimes I don't really pay attention. You're so lucky. I have a really insecurity. People used to always make fun of my toe hair. So I shave every other day my toes. Oh.

It's quick. Takes two seconds to do. But what do you think you look like? What body part? A body part? Yeah. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

What are the options? Thumb. Forearm. Bicep. I don't know. Pinky, according to Moses. Definitely not a pinky. I think.

I'm really, I don't know. I don't know either. What would you say you look like? Maybe a thumb, like those thumbprint cookies where they get like smushed. I look like a thumb. A thumbprint cookie? Especially my wide little chubby thumb. You know what I mean?

Little hair on some side, splotchy tan. I look like a thumb. Unique because each fingerprint is different. Oh, that's a good way to spin it. Yeah, good job. I think that's what you look like. How about you? I look like a face. No, about you i look like a face no you don't

like a face you look like what body part does moses look like i don't know maybe a knee cap maybe a nose well you have a nose but that doesn't mean you look like a nose no i'm saying as far as a part it's like okay well here we are tell us in the comments what body part do you look like i was told recently i looked also like lizzo is the newest doppelganger i just duetted her today on tiktok she did a caption that said do i look like trisha paytas right now and she said please say yes and i was like wow i would never think lizzo would know who i am much less like me so i was like yes girl so today i put on my li me. So I was like, yes, girl. So today I put on my Lizzo hair and I was like, we do look like each other.

I didn't do it. I was like, we do look like each other. Was she in the Hustler movie with J-Lo? Was she a stripper? I feel like I remember seeing her as a stripper. Was she? I don't think she was. Why do I remember her being naked and being like, I would.

Like to me, I was always in competition with Lizzo in my head. I was like, that should have been me. That could have been me. Like I just like loved her so much because I was like, we were the same archetype. She was in The Mandalorian, Moses' favorite show. Oh, okay. She was a queen. Oh, right, with Jack Black. See, that's what I'm saying. She always played

roles where I was like, oh, you're so right. She was in Hustlers. I thought so. Whoa. She was just out there body-ody-ody, and I was like, that's why I always just thought, like, God, I could be playing those roles. But see, she's skinny now too, so sorry, I'll be taking all the big girl roles. If someone needs a Jack Black pairing,

it's going to be me now because she's too skinny. So, I, um, but yeah. Sometimes when you're in competition with someone in your own head, even though you're nowhere close to them, I'm always just like, oh, I don't know about her. That could have been me. But now she's skinny, so there's... Yeah. No, I love her. And, what else do I look i look like someone else told me someone a doppelganger hmm i forgot who it was someone

else told me something it was on tiktok did you tell me or no was it just the lizzo i told you about okay so anyways i'll take it i love it i like to look like lizzo i mean when i was younger people told me i looked like sam L. Jackson, so I'd rather look like Lizzo. I've also been told Tisha Campbell Martin from... That one I do see. Yeah. Yeah.

Who was that? Oh. Kimberly Locke. Oh, yes. Kimberly Locke, American Idol. Oh, Matthew Lillard. That's the other one you said you looked like. Oh, yeah, yeah.

That one I love, too. I would also love him on the podcast, too. I would love anybody. Ooh. You just interview every one of your doppelgangers. That's the other one you said. Oh, yeah, yeah. That one I love, too. I would also love him on the podcast, too. I would love anybody. Ooh. You just interview every one of your doppelgangers. That'd be fierce. And it would be a lot of guests, too, actually. I mean, I do look like a lot of people.

But nothing like a thumb. How are you? You're okay? You look like you're on vacation mode. Oh, this was my Lilo and Stitch alternative outfit or alternative top that I purchased. So I was like, let me. It's hot. Let me bring the summer vibes, you know? I was dying outside. I was like, let me, it's hot. Let me bring the summer vibes, you know?

I was dying outside. I was like, oh, it's so hot. This is why we're indoor girls during the summer. AC all the way. Anyone who likes to be in the heat is like actually insane and like, hate it so much. Hate it. Are you going to watch How to Train Your Dragon?

Yes. You are? You're into it? Yes. I just saw the animated one a couple weeks ago, actually. This is the first time. You are? You're into it? Yes. I just saw the animated one a couple weeks ago, actually. This is the first time. Live action? This one is live action, the new one that is coming out, yeah.

There's a Burger King meal coming out May 27th. Oh, for How to Train Your Dragon? Yeah, it's like the lemonade, the spicy mozzarella, but you don't like spicy. I don't, but I like How to Train Your Dragon, so maybe I'll. You're like, what? How to Train Your Dragon. Oh. So.

That should be like Jalapeno Cheddar Dragon or something. I was like, oh I like How to Train Your Dragon, so maybe I'll. You're like, what? How to Train Your Dragon. Oh. So. But she had like Jalapeno Cheddar Dragon or something. I was like, oh, that sounds delicious. Is it for kids or? The movie? Yeah. Yeah. It's like a kid movie, but this, it's also kind of weird. So the live action comes out in a couple of weeks and they're doing press now at the new

Epic Universe in Florida at Universal Studios because they have like a How to Train Your Dragon land. And it looks pretty cool. Like the animatronics are really cool for it and the cast is there right now. But it's weird because everyone always gets mad at Disney for being like not 100% faithful to the original animations for their live actions. But then everyone's mad at How to Train Your Dragon

because it's like a direct one for one of the animated movie. So I'm like, well, which one do you guys want? I don't know. But that's what I always say.

People just want to be mad. Yes. That's what I've learned in life. People just want to be mad. Very rarely are we like celebrating something good. Like that's why I love the little boo-boos.

People are coming together to love something easy. But like you said, now the pendulum, they're like, they want to be mad. Yes, everyone's mad at the boo-boos now. coming together to love something easy but like you said now the pendulum they're like yes they want to be mad now everyone just wants something to be mad at which is like the problem of our world you know yes so true preach because yeah i'm like everyone is so mad at the trailer because it looks so much like the animated movie but i'm like well if they did anything different although they have the one of the

stars like the main girl i think she's like biracial and then people are mad at her for being biracial i'm like oh my god why because the in the animated movie she's like a scandinavian blonde girl and here she's like she's still i don't know she still could be scandinavian like right because she's still biracial. People are. People are so. Racism in 2025. Jesus. Are we surprised? I mean.

Kind of. I feel like we were like so far away from it. And now it's just like. But not. Yeah. Like for a minute. Especially with these like animated. Like live action remakes of movies.

People are wild. Yeah. But she's so cute. That girl. She's Thandaway Newton's daughter. Oh. She's so cute. I are wild. Yeah. But she's so cute. That girl. She's Thandaway Newton's daughter. Oh. She's so cute. I like her. Was she in Mission Impossible? She might have been.

She was like cute. I want to see the new Mission Impossible I decided. What? I think I like Tom Cruise. I think I like he does. I kind of do too. Yeah. I feel like he'd be good on this show. Bring some AMC popcorn in here. Yes. You know just have a little key. Did you see that video that went viral with Tom Cruise for people talking about the way

he eats popcorn? No. He eats it in a very, like, specific and odd way. Like, the way he, like, has a handful and he, like, tosses it back. No. I love that. Was he eating at the AMC? Yeah. Was it that same one where he was talking to the people for 15 minutes? It might have been the same premiere. Yeah. Oh, I would not want anyone judging me

how I eat popcorn because I eat by the handful. Well, then there was another video where he walked into a movie theater and one of the people for 15 minutes? It might have been the same premiere, yeah. Oh, I would not want anyone judging me how I eat popcorn because I eat by the handful. Well, then there was another video where he walked into a movie theater and one of the people sitting to watch Mission Impossible, he's like,

you finished your popcorn before the movie even started. Okay, not clocking that. I was like, well, yeah, who doesn't finish the snacks before the movie starts?

It's very rare the movie's starting and I'm eating. I already finished it. That's so crazy because then it gets dark and you can't see yeah eating in the dark is rough because sometimes at the amc the food will come like when the movie is started and then it's so like awkward because you're trying to like not open the plastic when you know the movie is quiet and you also can't see anything because it's so dark and the crunching can be so loud i'm like chewing so slow it's like

be as at least disruptive as possible i'm very disruptive i'm very disruptive i eat so loud i probably have dropped the popcorn every single time i think i dropped the popcorn one out of two times that i go to the movie like 50 of the time like i'm always dropping popcorn and it's the most embarrassing thing then you gotta walk back like i just spilled all the popcorn and then you can't really clean it up because you don't have a broom and I feel bad. I'm like, I'm so sorry.

I feel like I should like, leave a tip or something. We should tip movie theater concession cleaners. True. Because that's crazy. The mess that people leave is actually insane.

Yeah. They don't leave that at a restaurant. Honestly, tea, especially in those like, Minecraft movies and stuff where everyone was throwing the popcorn at the screen.

Yes. That is so true I still gotta see it it's streaming now so yeah it's on digital I'm gonna watch it I think when we're done

with Righteous Gemstones we just finished the first season you got a lot to catch up on sister I know How to Train Your Dragon I know we didn't see

the weekend movie yet I haven't seen it I'm seeing Lilo and Stitch tonight yes so so excited I know I gotta get my AMCA list has been rot So. I'm so excited. I know. I gotta get.

My AMCA list has been rotting away. So I really gotta activate that thing. Because I hate when I feel like they're taking the money from me. I always love when I at least get my two movies in. And then it's like, well, I'm getting my money's worth. Yes. AMC. Yeah.

But now they're laughing at me. Have you let it go? For the past two months, I don't think I've seen, besides Thunderbolts, that's all I've seen. Wow. And I usually see a movie a week. So I'm movie a week so i'm very behind and there's so many good movies out yeah there's been so many did you ever see the one with the girl from white lotus the one with the air dropping yes oh you didn't see it was that in theaters yes i didn't see that okay so that was recent yeah so i think the i saw thunderbolts and then the one before that was dropped with megan fahey i like her too she's in a new netflix show that comes out this weekend yeah i feel like once you're

on white lotus you get on everything and it's another murder mystery so she's really looking those murder mystery in like a beach like uh tropical not tropical but like a beach town um so it's and she said that she's like I think I'm only going to be booking if it's like a coastal town with the murder mystery and like work Megan Fahey

be very much like Adam Sandler does every movie in Hawaii she does is that girl that kind of looks like she belongs in every story yeah

she has that like soft wavy hair she has the freckles like she just fits she does fit and she's a good actress so yeah

I love her I love her too we'll get her on the podcast. Okay. We're having guests coming up the next couple weeks. I'm in my guest air right now. I'm so excited.

Yeah, so we'll get her too. Work, yes. I love her. And maybe Justin Bieber. I DM'd him a couple times too. Oh, even after his, his post about Hailey Bieber's boat cover?

Well, I DM'd him after that, actually. I said, like, this was not nice. Like, why did you put it? Are you the reason he changed his caption? I wonder if he saw it. I should look. I literally said to him, I just DM'd him, I was like, well, you don't have to put that out there.

Like, that was so weird. Did he change the caption? I saw he changed the comment. I didn't know he changed the actual, like, caption. He changed the caption to a series of emojis. The striking emoji, finger point emoji, heart hands emoji, and the eyes welling with pride emoji. I don't know what that one's called. Oh, I love that one. Yeah. So all the paragraphs are gone? Yeah. Because his original caption, if you guys missed it,

celebrating Hailey Bieber's Vogue cover, was, yo, this reminds me when Hailey and I got into a huge fight. I told Hales that she would never be on the cover of Vogue. Yikes yo, this reminds me when Hailey and I got into a huge fight. I told Hales that she would never be on the cover of Vogue. Yikes. I know. So mean. He said that he felt so disrespected and thought that he had to get even. I think as we mature, we realize that we're not helping anything by getting even. We're honestly just prolonging what we really want, which is intimacy and connection.

So baby, you already know, but forgive me for saying you wouldn't get a Vogue cover because clearly I was sadly mistaken. Oh, my God. What a weird thing to admit. That's what I told him. I'm like, just don't say that. It sounds like you guys are kind of in a conversation. Because I was like, you don't need to put that out there.

What? I hope it's actually him and not a catfish Justin Bieber. I think he's on. I think he's doing his own captions. I bet he checks his DMs, his own captions. Because I was trying to get those little cloud sandals he put out recently too. I tried to DM him for that. So maybe he did change it because I was like, why would you put that out there? That's so weird. Why would you say

that? That's crazy. I know. But also ending it like, I was sadly mistaken. Also I was like, well that means you're sad that she you were my favorite which obviously I don't think that's what he was trying to do right yeah right I get the sentiment he was trying to say yeah sure but you put yourself in his shoes in his shoes of of like, he's the star, he's big. To admit any fault is like he's being humble and gracious now. But he didn't have to admit any fault

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$2 fee applies to get funds instantly. Chime checking account required go to chime.com slash disclosure for details thank you to chimes for answering this episode of just trish honestly kudos for hayley honestly could you imagine if you were like you'll never get the cover of vogue i'll be like okay i know probably her like lifelong dream and then now it's like that's crazy i know i'm, though. Like, I wonder what she said that, like, made him want to get even and go that down low. You know what I mean? Like, what could she have possibly said that he was like, well, you're never going to be on Vogue?

Oh, what the original fight was. Yes. Like, what could they have possibly been talking about? It is just such a funny thing to bring up. Unless she was like, I want to be on Vogue. He's like, you'll never be on Vogue. Like, I don't know. It is a weird thing to just throw out in a fight.

I know't know. It is a weird thing to just throw out in a fight. I know. Hmm. She at least had a good sense of humor when, like, her Vogue interview. She did, like, a what's in my bag for Vogue. I love those. Did you see what she pulled out? No. She pulled out this little, um, it was like a, I don't even know, a little bottle with,

like, a dropper. And probably it was, like, essential oil or something. But she's like, in this, my dad took me to see a witch and she said if i drink this every day a canadian pop star will fall in love with me and then she like put some in her mouth she's like thank you so much dad oh in her mouth yes oh my god can you drink like skin serums i think it was probably like an essential oil or something to eat i think you can yeah bella hadid remember last year she did like what, all the vitamins she takes and she was dropping off and these kind of things.

So like a little like serum dropper you put into your mouth. Yeah, but it didn't have a label or anything so I'm sure, obviously it was edible I'm assuming, but.

Oh my god, that sounds so scary. But I love that she had that little bit. She's like, let me troll them a little bit. Yeah, I like her sense of humor. I like when she's a little trolly.

Me too. If anybody, she should be a troll because you know, everyone trolls her and she has to deal with all this bullshit including, including Jess and telling her she'll never be on She's a little troll-y. Me too. If anybody, she should be a troll. Because, you know, everyone trolls her. Yeah. And she has to deal with all this bullshit. Including, including Justin telling her she'll never be on.

But I love Justin. You know I go to bat for him. But what, what were you thinking? Why did you say that? Why did you post it to the world? I guess. Because I just said, congrats, so proud of you, girl. Yeah.

I know. Well, she looked good. Was it the American one? Yeah. Wow. How do you get the cover of Vogue? I wonder what the process is, like how they pitch, like who should be on the cover, like who's the cover star.

Actually, I have no idea. Because is she promoting anything or they're just like Paley? I think just road. She doesn't have anything new. They want to sell. So they're like, who's right now hot? Yeah. People will talk about

his movie just came out and flopped so I don't know I don't know flop is the right term for it what would you say ahead of its time

yeah oh good one Moses thanks for having me back on the show no because it's the idol all over again that's exactly

what happened with the idol me and Abel we are ahead of our time people love Sad Boy 2005 now like i really do feel like we're a little bit true yeah even the merch for sad boy 2005 i'm like damn that actually goes pretty hard wow not one person bought it when we put it out there i remember we spent like 40 000 on merch and lost all of it more i don't want to tell you telling callie like oh can i have some of that sad boy merch so yeah We have plenty of it. Yep.

We have so many pieces. Although people are, it is a hot commodity. I do see people at the shows wearing it. Yeah. It is a hot commodity. It's vintage these days.

Jimmy, let me know. I've got to give him a headshot too. Okay, Boschmark. People hear us talk about it. Oh, oh, right. You can get it. People that are not Jimmy

can go to Trish P. That's what I'm telling Jimmy. Go to Boschmy and they're comfy they are cute yes that was that was a crazy time um i still like justin though i don't know he seems you don't like him no i do i just worry you know i'm constantly a little worried for justin um maybe he's trolling i don't i think he was trying to be sincere and i think all the words just got jumbled up and he realized like oh that's not because i don't even think hayley has posted anything since that um since justin posted i feel like maybe we should get hayley on the podcast over justin maybe you know that's the team i feel like justin would say more probably on accident but that's true i yeah, he'd want to edit everything afterwards.

That's true. I say stuff like that. Well, would he? Because I don't think his publicist is checking his Instagram. He kind of is just saying stuff on Instagram. That is true. So I think he's kind of free. How old is he, 30?

I think so. That's crazy. I just think of him as a little boy, like 14 years old. Oh, Haley's posting again, so that's good. She's posting today. Is James Charles posting like normal? I blocked him, so I don't know, but I'm just like. I checked the other day and he still hadn't.

Okay, good. Because that would be so wild if he's just back like, hey guys, trying this painted lipstick. I do have a James Charles update, but I guess I'll save it for later. Oh, is it juicy? It's not that juicy, no. The one that you got, is it like an exclusive to you? No. Oh, I thought maybe you heard something.

No. It's more of a Kayla update, too. Yeah, I saw. We can save it. Yeah, I was just saying. It's always depressing, so I guess we should save that for the end. We need some happy news. I should reach out to her.

I know. I check in on her every now and then, but I haven't in a couple weeks, so I should follow up with her, too. Because sometimes I'm like, sometimes I'm like, okay okay she looks like she's like handling it well but it must be a lot too but anyways yeah i saw some things too this isn't really happy news but a subject i'm passionate about as you know and also it's kind of scary news everyone be wary because hotmart has banned labubu sales in the uk and now i'm scared that's going to happen to the us why because um they had they

issued a statement it said due to the increasing demand for our beloved the boo-boos we've seen a significant rise in customer turnout on restock days with long queues forming outside our stores and robo shops to ensure the safety and comfort of everyone we will temporarily pause all store and robo shop sales of theers plush toys until further notice. Because there's been a lot of threats of violence for people who have been lining up to get the boo-boos. Like, you get a blue boo-boo and someone, like, hits you or what? Is that what you mean? Like, they're, like, violently fighting for the blue boo-boos?

There's, like, it's always men. They said there's, like, there's been reports of, like, groups of men, like, scalpers who have gone and, like, intimidated people in line to, like, cut or, like, to buy all of them. Oh. And then, or try to take them from people who have been buying them. Oh, my gosh. Yeah. So stay safe out there, everybody.

I feel like no one's doing that in Woodland Hills. Oh, you'd be surprised. I know. Yeah, in the mall. Like, they had to stop the sale, too, because there was a line all night long. Yeah, Century City. Yeah, and people were not behaving. Are people sleeping outside?

In Northridge, people were camped out. There's a Pop Mart that opened, and people started camping out 9 p.m. the day before it opened. So I don't understand why they just don't make more Labubus. I think there is, to a degree, a scarcity thing where limited supplies to drive the ferocity of people wanting them. I feel like that has to be a little bit, at least a little bit in play. But also there is such a huge demand that it's like I don't even know in general if we can really meet that. And I feel like eventually it'll die down. So they're like, well, why should we pay?

Why should we pay why should we get new factories when in a couple months everyone will kind of chill out a couple months i mean beanie babies lasted a couple years that's true that's true yeah but they don't have that many labubus like there's only like three sets of labubus so how long can it last what do you mean i see so many different styles all the time there's three sets of like the that size right there okay and then they have other editions of like the medium and big ones but there's not that many in total so i don't know how long it could possibly last but i'm sure i'll still be

it is funny how like beanie babies are like worthless now they're like two dollars honestly i'm sure this will explain a lot guess who was obsessed with beanie babies not just colleen ballinger also me oh no yes as a little you had all of them as a lot. Guess who was obsessed with Beanie Babies? Not just Colleen Ballinger. Also me. Oh, no. Yes. As a little. You had all of them? Me too. As a tot.

Yes. And I was still the same. Like, you know, the boo-boos I don't take out. My Beanie Babies all were in like the cases. Like all on display. Every single one? All the like pricey ones. Like the collector's ones.

Like which one was your pricey one? Tabasco? Ooh. Do you remember Tabasco the bowl? Oh, the Red Bull. He had the one with the white paws, but if you had one with red paws, it was bougier. You're right. I remember the

Princess Diana bear, obviously. Every bear was definitely in a little plastic box. The original crab was a digger or something. And the original fish was also... All the original ones were super hard to buy. Yes, Inch the Caterpillar. the original, like, caterpillar. All the original ones were, like, super hard to buy. Yes, I'd inch the caterpillar.

Yeah, tea. I was obsessed with them. Did you have the tag on the plastic tags? I had the tag protectors, Mama. Yeah. I love those, too. I am still the same to this day with my little labubus. They don't move the house.

I have a good amount of them in my parents' garage, yeah. What did you do with the rest? I think they probably donated or something. Honestly, a lot of them went into the rafters of the garage and they get eaten by rats I fear but

they got eaten by rats yeah how they were just in trash bags they'll eat through anything yeah

oh you had rats too then so we don't have to be too scared to say we have mice no rats are everywhere that's crazy because they're also

kind of like in the midst of a city. It's not really like you're in the mountains. Well, New York. Yeah, but not that city. You're like still suburbs. They do better in the city because there's more food from the trash cans and restaurants and stuff.

Yeah, I remember Pizza Rat. What's Pizza Rat? Do you remember Pizza Rat? Yeah, of course. What's Pizza Rat? He was like carrying a slice of pizza up the stairs. Yes. Like a whole slice of pizza.

A whole slice. A big New York piece of pie. Here or in carrying a slice of pizza up the stairs. Yes. Like a whole slice of pizza. A whole slice. A big New York piece of pie. Here or in New York? New York. New York. New York has monster rats. Yes. That's the only thing that scares me is like you see them like literally on the streets

because all the trash is on the streets. Uh-huh. There's TikTok lives of people hunting them down in New York. Walking the streets and finding them and- Shooting them? And doing what? Yeah. They usually have dogs.

I don't want to see it happen live. I do either. Poor dogs. What if i don't want to see it happen either poor dogs i don't think they don't want to eat a rat oh the dogs are happy i don't know they should be eating rats like that i don't think so either what about the plague usually you don't need them they just kill them do the plague start from rats i don't know we should start rumors about rats maybe they didn't do it either like we didn't do my thrones i think the plague start from rats? I don't know. We should have started rumors about rats. Maybe they didn't do it either. Like, we didn't do shit. Game of Thrones, I think the plague.

No, that was something different. Never mind. I don't remember that. In Game of Thrones at all. Well, the House of the Dragon. But there was no plague. I don't know. I don't know.

But I do think the plague started because of rats. I'm pretty sure. Hold on. Let me factor this in. I want to know what era that was. I want to say the plague was like Bridgerton era. Because I feel like people were just dying. Their poop and pee is dangerous.

Everyone's poop and pee is dangerous. No, but especially there's diseases. Yes, the black plague. Not to eat, even to smell. I think like Gene Hackman and his wife, that's part of what people get this weird disease

from just smelling it. The BBC has an article, Black Death Spread by Humans, Not Rats. While the rats have long been blamed for spreading the plague, particularly during the Black Death, new research suggests that humans, not rats, were the primary carriers. Wow, you clocked that. I was going to say, let's not pin it on the rats. You really clocked that. Okay, justice for the rats.

The Black Plague was what year? And the 14th through 19th century in Europe. Oh, that's a long time. I know. How many, wait,

how many centuries? That's like three centuries, four centuries? 14th to 19th. Five centuries. Yeah. 500 years. I suppose so,

yeah. And they had no idea what was happening. How was it spread? i'm so confused 25 million deaths between oh no particularly it was the worst between 1347 and 1351 25 million deaths how was it how was it being spread i guess they're people but everyone thought it was by rats you just breathe and it's like oh you got it i guess oh i don't know what that's crazy oh my god you hear about the Black Plague.

Do you ever remember Muppet Treasure Island? Yeah. I remember. I don't remember the plot, but I remember having the VHS. I did, too. Tim Curry was in it. There was a really cute boy that played, like, I forgot his name, Jimmy something. And they had, like, the Black Plague, and they were all, like, dying in that movie.

The Muppets? Yeah. Kermit? He died? Something, yeah. Someone. A lot of them did. Like as soon as you saw the black spot that meant you died. You're like, oh my god, not the black spot. So they passed away?

Yeah. Are you serious? I can't tell if we're trolling. No, I'm not. I don't know if Kermit died but like definitely some Muppets died. Probably forever. I mean, probably just the movie. I don't know if Kermit died, but definitely some Muppets died. Probably forever. I'm not Kermit or Miss Piggy. I'm not Kermit or Miss Piggy. I mean, probably just the movie.

I can't believe I don't remember. No. Because it was more my sister's generation, which would have been yours. So I feel like that was the movie for your age group. I remember the VHS cover didn't have Treasure on it or something. Yeah, it was all the Muppets as pirates. And Tim Curry was the main pirate, Long John Silver. You don't remember the song that's like,

Sailing for Adventure in the deep blue sea. No. Or they even have one called Cabin Fever. I think, we've got cabin fever and it was like them dying like it was crazy oh my yeah it was like and cabin fever was like yeah they were like literally like dying like cabin fever obviously is not about dying it's about being inside too long but this one they were getting the fever and dying r.i.p i know it's so crazy you never watch them up movies? Any of them? I remember I've watched them but I don't have any retention of the details I guess. You didn't like them? Not a Muppet fan? I wasn't like a Muppet stan. Muppet babies? Wow.

Good times. You missed out. My apologies to Miss Piggy and everybody. When was the last time you were at Olive Garden? I think my birthday last year. You went for your birthday? Yes. That's so weird. That's like, to me it's a very casual spot. Like, let's just go to Olive Garden for lunch. Oh, no, that's like a formal.

It's like an event. Who'd you go out with? My parents. Wow. You just went to Olive Garden. What'd you order? Chicken parmesan. Oh.

And the fried, for the appetizer, it was the fried lasagna? What is, not lasagna. Oh, I love. Yeah, I think it's the fried lasagna what is not lasagna oh I love yeah I think it's like fried I think so I think it's called like Frida something yes

the little lasagnas that are yes oh my god we went yesterday it was the best experience of our lives I guess technically

your birthday still that's what I say too the new Louis Vuitton collection came out today it was the cherries in day I was modeling it and it's the cherries

I love that photo shoot did you see it I was like you know what it's still my birthday. I love that photo shoot. Did you see it? Mm-hmm. I was like, you know what? It's still my birthday. I'm going to get myself a little cherry speeder bag. So if a Louis Vuitton comes, most of the time it's going to be like, when a box is empty, he's like, what was in that box?

And I was like, nothing. I can tell when she's quiet. Oh, you should put your Louis Vuitton Le Boo Boo on it. Ooh, that would look cool. I mean, it kind of clashes a little bit with the cherries, but I do like that. Or maybe that little cherry crybaby. Maybe both. That would be so cute, actually. I'm so excited.

I haven't had a Speedy in so long. This cherry collection was around when I was a kid, and I couldn't afford it. I'm so happy the cherries are back. It's the Maracuma collection. It's like the early 2000s, and it's coming back in Zendaya. Modeling that really does make me want to buy it. I was like, I want every single thing there. Very excited. So if you got your hands on it, no, you didn't because it sold out so quickly.

I had to talk to my – actually, the guy that I used to talk to forever ago that used to sell me way too much Louis Vuitton. It was like literally like a drug dealer where I would just get like thousands, tens of thousands of dollars Louis Vuitton sent to my house. Obviously, I had to like cut myself off from him. But I did reach out to him after like four years. I'm like, do you still work at Louis Vuitton? Because I need this speedy bag. And he was able to track it down for me so if you're able to get one great but if you didn't then you're not gonna get one now what did you mean the murakami huh murakami yeah do you know the artist oh yeah murakami

murakami uh how do you know that person i know know the artwork. Oh, interesting. Because he did a... I've seen his artwork in person. It was a big exhibit. Japanese artist? Because this collection he did with Louis Vuitton too in the early 2000s. And then they're coming back with it. Thank you so much to Golden Nugget Online Casino

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I love his stuff. Have you ever seen it in person? The big sculptures? No. Of what? It's like anime. It's like this guy is like ejaculating. It's like flying all over. Oh, what? Are you sure it's the same artist's like this guy is like ejaculating it's like flying all over

and there's a woman are you sure it's the same artist that sounds crazy did we verify this he has all the flowers and the suns and the okay that does sound like

kind of Louis Vuitton because her campaign was a giant she was on giant cherries like statues or like sculptures by the way he has some artwork that is quite

oh I wish they'd put that on Louis Vuitton bag I'd buy that yeah that's kind of art I I guess, in a way. Ejaculating? Yeah. I told you.

That sounds like a lot of. I guess they do call it painting, no? Do they? No, actually. No, I got that. I was like, who else did that? Paint your face? Face?

What? Is it? I don't know. I've never heard of that. They never show that in TV shows. How come they don't show that in like White Lotus or something? Do you never heard of that. They never show that in TV shows. How come they don't show that in, like, White Lotus or something? Do you know what I mean? They never show that part.

They always want to show everything, like, incest, drugs. But they never show, like, the beautiful part, which is, like, the ejaculation. Is it that beautiful? Yeah, I think so. Oh. That's why I'm trying to get my tube tied, because I, like, love it so much, you know? Because it's just, like, that's the part. That's what you wait for.

That's, like, the grand fireworks at the end of the day at Disneyland, you know because it's just like that's the part that's what you wait for that's like the grand fireworks at the end of the day at disneyland you know yeah otherwise what's the point i guess i'm just anti-messiness so i guess it depends on well me too that's why i'm getting my tubes tied i don't want anywhere else i don't want to oh i see okay yes now i see yeah i thought that's what you were saying you just want it everywhere oh like splurt it everywhere yeah that's what I thought you were getting at

I guess that's beautiful too is that the artist on the left and that's his judge I like it I do like the sculpture we have to verify it's the same person

that does the Louis Vuitton it just looks like very different art no it's definitely him. He looks young, that guy. I was shocked when I went to the museum. This is what they displayed. Did you appreciate the art?

This specific sculpture is not for me. I like it. I like the rest of his work. But yeah, it's definitely him. He's so young, though. It's like the other collection came out like 20 years ago like he has all those flowers and faces yeah that does kind of look like it i guess okay i'm buying all the collection i love it i love when our artists collabs

they did collaborations like da vinci too like maybe like 15 years ago louis vuitton did like da vinci monet like oh yeah you have the van gogh do i have no i think i'm one a the purple one oh the purple is oh i I did have Van Gogh for that exhibit remember when everyone was going to that like Van Gogh interactive did you go

I never went what that was like the thing everyone did in LA the experience where it was like you could be in the paintings or whatever

it was kind of cool you went yeah me and Moses went I love okay because it was in her I visit art galleries era I don't know if that was an era I think we just had nothing to do her, I visit art galleries era. I don't know if that was an era. I think we just had nothing to do.

When did I visit art galleries? With me. What other one did we visit? None. We went to my friend's gallery in Venice. First of all, that's your friend. And I was like, okay, I'll go to that one. Yeah, that was a gallery opening.

Okay, we went to two. Well, the Van Gogh I wanted to go to. We went to Chinatown. We did, yeah. I guess I was trying to be a... That was pretty cool, too. You wanted to TikTok there. Like, you wanted to...

Yeah, we did do a couple art... Well, that was, like, quarantine. There was not much happening. But specifically we had in mind, you know, to go to art galleries. Art installations. Okay, you're right. You served on that one. I can appreciate some good art, you know.

I appreciate that for sure. And unfortunately, Oscar had to break the news to media. Oh, yes. Twitter DM. I'm like, I couldn't believe you sent that to me. I was devastated. Yes, you lost out on the role of a lifetime. A role you were born to play.

Young Effie Trinket in The Hunger Games prequel. I can't believe that, actually. Especially after our cosplay last year. I thought I was like a shoo-in. I am devastated. I did a tape for it, but I guess a self-tape. I guess they didn't like it. What was your self-tape?

The role, the monologue that I had to do. I can't remember it off the top of my head. Give me a little up-beat. There was no self-tape. I'm not doing self-tapes. And I keep all my self-tapes because there was one that was so not me. And I was like, just in case someone really famous gets this role, I'm going to keep my self-tape.

That would have been crazy if I did one. No, I didn't get asked to audition. But at the time, I guess I'm just not young enough probably. And probably the same age as the Effie Trinket, right? I'm sure she's like, we're the same age. Let me see. Because who got Elle Fanning? Elle Fanning.

Way younger. Oh, no. You're way younger than Elizabeth Banks. Really? She's 51. She looks great. Wow. She looks good.

Yeah. Damn, I could have played young Effie Trinket. Well, let me You're way younger than Elizabeth Banks. Really? She's 51. She looks great. Wow. She looks good. Yeah. Damn, I could have played young. Well, let me see how old Elle Fanning is. She's definitely younger than me because Dakota Fanning, I think, is younger than me. She's 27. Oh, yeah. A good 10 years. Damn.

Not young enough. That's showbiz, I guess. I'm so sad about it. I'm boycotting the movie. Girl-cotting the movie. Are you going to see it? Oh, yeah, of course. I'll see it enough times for us both.

Really? What if it's awful? I feel like it'll be a hit. Just from everything, I know nothing. I love the book so much, though. And I don't think any of the adaptations have truly flopped. I mean, Bockingjay's part one and two could have been better if it was one movie instead of splitting it up into two. Yes. Oh, that, was it the second one?

That was horrible. What's the one where they're like in tunnels underground? That was part I forget which part. Maybe it was part one. Maybe part one, yeah. Yeah. Part two I felt like was more. Right. There was action happening at the end. That one was like so hard to watch physically. It was dark and it was just like awful. Yeah.

They should have just made that one movie. But other than that, those movies always hit. So I'm excited for them. Maybe I'll see it. Maybe not. When does it come out? This year or next year? Next year.

Next November. I think it would be fun to just film those kind of movies to get to be in the arena. Is there an arena in this book? Yes. A really big one. And it has a lot in the book. Like it's a lot of it. Yeah.

Okay. Yeah. Because the Rachel Zegler one was more of like, it was, what was it, the 10th over games or 11th or something? Yeah. So it was all a little dingy, but this one, the technology is there, so. I love it. Nothing will beat the originals, but. It was my second favorite book behind, like, Catching Fire.

Wow. The book was really good. It was really, really good. I think you should read it. And I don't know maybe Jennifer Lawrence and Josh Hutcherson will come back

I'm hoping for a little scene at the end oh that would be so cool I do love both of them me too I'm so jealous of the Rachel Sennett

show that's on HBO the one that Quinn Quinn Blackwell is in oh yeah because Josh Hutcherson is like the main like guy in it

so like Quinn is friends with everybody she's like Rachel and Josh Hutcherson is like the main like guy in it so like Quinn is friends with everybody he's friends with Rachel and Josh Hutcherson the whole cast is like is it out? no it's in production now wow

you can be on it then there's a chance you can get in there Rachel Sennett if you're watching Fatima please we loved her from the beginning we loved her for a while

yes I loved Rachel Sennett I loved her she does stand up or she did stand up comedy and I loved all her comedy that she's done. Yeah. Loved Bottoms.

You should watch Bottoms. It's a lesbian movie, so I feel like you're missing out. Oh, yeah. You should tell me about that, too. There's so many movies I have to watch. I know. But this summer, I will. Once I'm done with the tour, I'll be able to just, like, lay and just watch movies.

Yeah. That'll be on the top. Bottoms on top. Bottoms, yeah. Love to see it. That's a song from a Broadway show called Something Rotten. Have you seen it? No. His name's Nick Bottoms and the whole song is called This Bottom's

Gonna Be on Top. Work. That sounds like something you'd write. Were you the lyricist? The writer of it. I wish. I need to write something great. That is such a Trisha kind of line. This bottom's gonna be on top. I love it. It's such a good song. It's a good name, too. Did you ever grow up with anybody?

We had a lot of kids in our school with the last name Cox. C-O-X. Oh, no. I guess Courtney Cox. But we had, like, three kids with that last name. I'm like, that is such a crazy last name to grow up with. How many Coxes do you know? Three.

I know one guy with that last name. That's, you know, like, what? I mean, you'd have to change your name, right? Because don't you get like made fun of now but it kind of reads differently cox yeah but people even back then made fun of her because she was like cute and popular and they're like morgan has a lot of cocks i guess kids are just mean i don't know maybe I think they'll come up to bully you

with anything because I was my with Oscar everyone was like Oscar Mayer Wiener so people will always

come up with something that's not bad it's not like Oscar loves Wiener you know what I mean it's like Oscar Mayer okay that's not terrible

yeah I was always like Trisha Faddis so what yeah Yeah, I was always like Trisha fat ass. So. What? Yeah, like paid ass fat ass. People were so mean.

That doesn't even really go. I know, it kind of does. Paid ass fat ass. It would have to be like a fade ass. Fade ass. Yeah, but. Well, fat ass, I guess, yeah, I fade ass fade ass well pat ass I guess yeah I don't know

it's kind of funny kids were mean in school see your name got made fun of everyone's name gets made fun of no matter what

even if you have a normal name so yeah that's why I think this new generation won't because everyone's going to have

these like wild names yeah I think so too everyone is going to have more unique names so I feel like the ones that will be bullied are like the

Emily's of the world I know way too many Emily'sily's is a crazy name jonathan emily unless it's spelled with like a little fun way like you know e-i-g-h or something oh that's a good one yeah you know what don't make fun of those kids either don't make sure to tell don't make fun of people's names and i'm always like oh your kids will be made fun i'm like no they have the best names in the whole world no one's gonna make fun of people's names. And people are always like, oh, your kids will be made fun of. I'm like, no, they have the best names in the whole world. No one's going to make fun of them. They're so iconic.

I don't know how they could possibly be made fun of. Oh, and Elvis' birthday is coming up. I'm so excited. Elvis' birthday coming? I think so. Unless my nephews are,

I have to pick them up beforehand. I'm a little scared of them. So unless they, if there's no temper tantrums, I will do it. Are they close by? Yeah. Okay, perfect.

Yeah, they're like 15 minutes away. Yeah, it's going to be cute. It's going to be fun. It'll be like the Lilo and Stitchs, I will do it. Are they close by? Yeah. Okay, perfect. Yeah, they're like 15 minutes away. Yeah, it's going to be cute. It's going to be fun. It'll be like the Lilo and Stitch premiere, but a smaller version. It's a fun two-hour party. It's cute. I know. I love.

A Trisha party is so great because it's a specific time period. So you know exactly the amount of time. It's perfect. And there's always a cutoff. There's always the music stops. The music stops. Right on. They start leaving.

I love it. I'm like, time to go, everybody. Because I love a they start leaving I love it I'm like time to go everybody because I love a party but I love a two hour party when people have like ten hour or even kids parties

sometimes start at like six p.m. and they go to like a midnight and I was like who is drinking tonight even adult parties I'm like no

I feel like Atari Yummy probably starts at midnight and I'm like no I can't would you go to that no because even Ted Nivison's party I think started

at ten p.m. on a weeknight I'm like he's been making the rounds he was on another he's everywhere he was on another podcast. He's everywhere. He was on the Smosh show.

Smosh-alike. Yeah, I don't know. I saw that, too. What is that, even? I don't know. I've never been a Smosh girl. I know they're so, so popular still, so no disrespect. That's crazy to me.

But I just have never been a Smosher like that. And they're doing sketch comedy. I have no idea. I know one of the couples got married last year that's all i know oh right yeah when the one that everyone thought was trolling but they're not yeah they're actually together yeah um so much love to them i don't know yeah i have no knowledge of anything smosh or mr beast but yeah that's head and evas and he knows everybody he really does yes well cutie cinderella's cake there too oh yeah i was

just like i'm so excited she's making it on stream friday she said oh my god i'm so excited i'm gonna like eavesdrop oh my god because i want to see her process i was like she seems so nice and so lovely she's a sweetie uh i'm like i was so mad because she um who was it? I think it was like Sunday or something. I like woke up, oh no, Monday. I woke up to a text and she had texted me at like 12.30 and I guess they were filming their podcast, like Fear And. And she's like, can I call you right now? And then an hour later, like at 1.30, it was like, it was just to see if I could call you for the podcast.

It wasn't anything bad. But I'm like, damn, I wish my ass was actually, meanwhile I woke up at 5 a.m. But I'm like, I could I wish my ass was actually. Meanwhile, I woke up at 5 a.m. But I'm like, I could have had a little cameo. Oh, my God. What do you think they were going to ask you? Did you see anything? I think it was something about the word besmirch.

But in my head, I thought it was like a gay thing. Because they didn't get me. But then the person that did answer was gay, too. How do you know? Because it was Prezzo. And it was in the episode. And he's gay. So I'm like, I guess maybe they just're not prezzo and it was an episode and he's gay so i'm like i guess maybe they just really needed i thought you were gonna say like he sounded gay or something no i was like oh oscar he's just literally a genuine homosexual but

someone said in our comments homosexual is worse than being called like a gay well i'm homosexual so i can say it but is is that even a term we use? We don't call ourselves homo sapiens. Benny Drama calls himself a homosexual. And in the show, he uses homosexual. So I guess me and Benny To are. Because are we homo sapiens? Yeah. I look at you, man, and I'm like, I'm a homo sapien.

I like it. Homo means what? Same. Oh, in what language? Latin? Latin? Oh, no, because even aren't lesbians homosapiens? I think sapien is man, no?

Homo sapien is... Oh, no, you're so right. Homo is man. Really? Yes. Because homosexuals, your sexuality is of men. So what's lesbians? Oh, no. In homo can mean man.

But then in Greek, the prefix homo means same or identical. Oh, okay. Like homogenous. So it's both. Yeah. I guess it depends on the language. But homo is offensive. Well, it depends on the context.

So homosexual, same sex. That's what you mean. Yeah, yeah. Because if I go up to a gay person, that's, I'm friends with like, hey, you homo. Is it cute or no? I guess it depends.

Because people be saying the F slur, like left and right. Especially gay guys. Yeah, Jimmy has a little shirt for his labubu that has the F slur. People on my tour too. And because I pick up so much language, I'm like, y'all, we need to stop because I feel like

I'm just going to let this slip because they let it out so and I get taking the power back but also just use the word same hey Sammy hey Sammy I guess it depends who's saying it where

hey Sammy word the same I guess it depends who's saying it where. Hey, Sammy. Where'd you say it? That's fierce. Yeah. All right. Let it weigh in. Weigh in, homosexuals out there.

And homo sapiens, too, if you... Yeah. Yeah, so homo sapien... What does that mean, though? If it means same or man, how am I a homo sapien? The name we selected for ourselves means wise human. Homo is a Latin word for human. Okay, so in Latin, homo is human or man. Oh my God, there's so many.

And sapien means wise or astute. In my high school, there was a Latin class, but I definitely was not taking that. Who needs to learn Latin these days? The Pope. Or Pig Len. Do you remember that? I do. Wasn't it you just speaking backwards?

Yes, but also like the first letter would be at the end. So like, I'm trying to think. I'm trying to think of like a word. I was going to say samosas, but that's like the same. So like if you were like ixnay on the oopaday, you know, it's like nix. I don't know. Ixnay is like nix. I don't know.

I don't know. It was so stupid. And people who thought they could like be impressive by saying I speak pig a lot. Ixnay is like Nix. I don't know. I don't know. It was so stupid. And people who thought they could be impressive by saying I speak Piglet. I'm like, no one cares. Nobody cares at all. All that to say I'm not going to be in the 100. Which is so, so sad. Thanks for rubbing it in.

Congrats to Elle Fanning though. Yeah, for sure. If it couldn't be you, at least it's Elle. Damn, Ining, though. Yeah, for sure. If it couldn't be you, at least it's Elle. Damn, I'm too old. It's so crazy. But at least, isn't it a compliment that you and Elle Fanning go up for the same roles? Yes, obviously, yes. I would love to be competing with all the young

blonde starlets. Is that you and Elle Fanning are the same? I like her. I do, too. She seems sweet. Both Fanning sisters. Yes. Oh, yeah. Dakota. Yeah. I also love Dakota.

What's she doing now? Is she still acting? Yeah. She was. She was in something recently. I forget. But she's been. Oh, yeah.

She was in the Netflix murder mystery show with Megan Fahey and Nicole Kidman. Damn. Everyone's in that one. Nicole Kidman's everywhere. Oh, my God. I know. She really has all the roles. Yeah.

Did you see. She says she doesn't consider herself a movie star, but a character actress. Do you consider yourself a movie star or a character actress? Well, first of all, Nicole Kidman is definitely a movie star. Well, she, and her, the way she phrased it is, like, you don't book her, like, you don't hire her if you want, like, a blockbuster. You know what I mean? Like, I feel like. I think that is her.

Well, maybe not anymore. But I also don't think she's a character actress because she always plays herself. Like, she always has Nicole Kidman. Like, I feel like... I think that is her. Well, maybe not anymore. But I also don't think she's a character actor because she always plays herself. Like, she always is Nicole Kidman. Like, that's crazy. That's making Jennifer Aniston be like, I'm a character actor. Like, you always play yourself, you know,

which is not bad. She's always herself. In any movie I've seen, Baby Girl is the same as the one with Zac Efron, is the same as the one with Dave Matthews in the Adam Sandler movie. Like, she's always herself. She's always, like, a tall, beautiful redhead.

I guess I haven't seen enough nicole kidman movies to like to debate you on that so yeah i think i'm in the right okay i would be a character actress i feel i watch why like righteous gemstones we're into right now and i feel like oh i could play any of those roles like i could have definitely been any of those characters because i can like mold into like what ooh, I could have played any of those roles. Like, I could have definitely been any of those characters. Because I can, like, mold into, like, what they want. Because it's, like, kind of, like, Southern. So they're, like, I don't know if this is offensive. Hillbillies, is that an offensive term?

I don't know. Well, I feel like I can say it because I grew up with, like, hillbillies. So I feel like there are very, you know, hillbillies on the show. And I was like, oh, that could have been me. Like, the Beverly Hillbillies. Like, it's very, I don't know if that's offensive anymore. I don't think so. Like, country people. Anyways, if country people

get offended over that, take it up with the Beverly Hillbillies. But Righteous Gemstones, I could be any of those characters. I do love that show for the body positivity on both men and women. They do not fear from casting

a little chubbo in a role, you know what I mean? Righteous Gemstones? Yeah. Okay. I'm back on it, it's good. It's actually such a good show. I love it so much. And John Goodman plays a preacher,

he's so good. His last sermon last night, the season finale of one was so good where he's like don't curse your enemies like you should pray for their salvation and like that makes that means you're forgiven and i'm like this is so beautiful actually sounds like what moses's theory about you can't hate you have to oh yeah you have to love your enemies so when he saw righteous gemstones and stole it. It was giving that for sure. How come you weren't more excited about it then?

I was so excited. I was so moved. I was crying and you were just kind of like... I was excited. I was just... It wasn't news for me. Oh, okay. I already knew that. So good. Which one are you watching right now um overcompensating still with okay

drama i did write that down like top of my list because that one does sound actually amazing it's a really good show yeah i'm i'm happy for benito as if i know him but i'm like i think anytime i see influencer who actually does make like a good product i'm like damn you did that you did that damn him i think we're on fees. I love it. You should. The show is so good. So gay. He's a really good actor. I can't believe he wrote and like created the show. That is always so crazy to me too. That's like Baby Reindeer. Although the guy from Baby Reindeer said it was a blessing and a curse. He said now people just want like the big next Baby Reindeer. And he's like, I can't like possibly recreate that success or anything like that. So he feels it's a little bit of a curse to have a successful show.

Oh, wait. I'm so dumb. Okay. Because I saw, I read an article about from Benny where he's like, oh, people always call me a NEPA boyfriend. And I just processed that like right now in real time. And I was like, wait, how is he a NEPA boyfriend? His boyfriend is

Terry O'Connor, who is the one that got you in Woman's World that works Charlie. No way! So I was wondering, I'm like, how did he get Charlie in the show? He has so many big songs in it. Oh my God. Terry, call me. I need to be friends with this person. Is he cute too? Yes, he's really cute.

They did the Menendez Brothers together for Halloween. Okay, I remember seeing that costume. I was like, wow, they are both very attractive. I didn't meet him in real life. Because I do feel like he got me on CharlieXDX's TikTok, the Katy Perry video. Which, by the way, the Katy Perry video, I guess, plays on her Lifetime's tour. Oh, wow. Yes.

So you're a part of it. I am. My niece has sent me a video. They were so freaking out. Because at the beginning, before the show starts, she plays music videos. Oh, just like your tour. Literally. I know.

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want to see that tour now. It really came around. The hate campaign didn't work because it just made me want to go. I think now it's, like, the opposite. I think now they're having people post, like, how crowded it is and how, like, busy it is and how wonderful it is. Because now all I see is how wonderful the show is. So, I think someone how wonderful it is. Because now all I see is how wonderful the show is. So I think someone's putting it out there. I saw there was a clip from her show that got a lot of pickup.

And it was this bit where she's confronting someone. And a lot of news sites said Katy Perry goes off on Concert Goer for DMing Orlando Bloom. Oh, I saw it, but I didn't see it. So I saw the headline. I was like, damn, what happened? And then I finally watched the video. And it was like a bit that she does. Because the song is like, I'm his, he's mine.

And it's like, I know what you did. You've been DMing my man since the residency days. Orlando's never going to be with you. Like, she goes off. She is very convincing, I have to say. She kind of ate because she's like, he'll never be with you. I'm his and he's mine. If you DM him again, you're going to be out of here.

I will have you escorted out. And it was very convincing. Is it live or is it like a track playing? It's live. Like, she goes up to a random person. And then, like, the camera pans around and it's this little gay boy. And he's, like, living. He's like, yeah!

So he got it. I'm just scared. I'm like, oh my God. I know. The headline was, Katy Perry stops show to confront a fan and kicks them out. But it's always a part of her show? It's like a bit, yeah. When I saw the headline, I was just like, there's no way.

And then I watched it too. Do the fans know that? What if you didn't know that was part of the show? That's true. I guess if you don't know, it's of the show that's true i guess if you don't know it's a bit that it's giving tommy lee ronnie she's almost too good of an actress because it looked real until like everyone was cheering at the end and the song played because she does reference song is it new it's on one four three the new one yes yeah you like the song um I think that's the one with Dolce, I think. It's so crazy she's married to Orlando Bloom. That's such an odd pair, no?

Like, it's so, I get it, but also, like, so odd. They are, they've been together a while, right? They're cute together. Do you remember when Orlando Bloom was paddle boarding and he was, like, naked? No. Where was he and why? I think he was on vacation with Katie. Just naked. He was paddle boarding she was had a bikini on

but he was just full frontal i like that i do wish we could be a little more just nude these days that's why you should have been on overcompensating because there's a lot of full frontal on that oh i love righteous gemstones to male nudity yeah a lot of male penises out there these days a lot of penises i like it i'm glad because it's been so long that girls had to show everything. And now I love that it's just out there like that. Old men, young men, fat men. Are they attractive on overcompensating? Yeah, it's like a lot of hot guys.

Hot penises? They look very prosthetic-y. So, yeah. They're just like flaccid and just like floppy so we really need to start adding disclaimers which ones are real

which ones are fake because I don't like being duped Moses too will be like that's prosthetic I was like what's the point then like what

I think 99% of what you say is prosthetic why why do they do that that's so weird I don't know it's just easier to film that way

it's just easier because it's it's for continuity let's say you know it's like it's easier to film when you know It's just easier because it's for continuity, let's say. It's like it's easier to film when you know you're getting how you want it to look. No shrinkage. I know. What if it's cold?

What if it's hot? What if that day doesn't feel... We were just analyzing righteous gemstones on that. We were like zooming in and I was like, who's that? I was going to say Moses was. Oh my God. So suddenly, we were in the car and she pulls up a photo of three naked men. And I'm like, what is that?

And she's like, oh, you left the room. I wanted to show them all the male nudity that you missed. I guess I went to get a drink or something. And that scene happened at that moment. She's like, oh, you missed. I was like, okay, I did not. Like, I didn't care to see that. You told me to delete it.

He's like, delete that. You me to delete it he's like delete that you should also delete it from your phone you know we'll be like I was like who's going to delete my phone

I was like okay I was so shocked because it looked kind of real because you just took a picture from the TV and the guys look

just random people but like Walter Gans' character with the gray hair is like right in front like I thought you would know it was from

Righteous Gemstones you zoomed in all I saw was just like three well I was trying to zoom in because yeah we couldn't find a penis Like, Walter Gans' character with the gray hair is, like, right in front. Like, I thought you would know it was from Righteous Gemstones. You zoomed in. All I saw was just, like, three. Well, I was trying to zoom in because, yeah, we couldn't find a penis on one of them. There was no we. A we could have. Babe, you also were, like, I was like, is it tucked in? You told me something.

You asked me because the guy was heavier. So, you know, it's like the fupa kind of grows over it. Oh, yeah. So you just don't see it. But that's a belly. The fupa's underneath the belly, correct? I have a fupa. So the belly grew over the fupa

But where was the penis in relation to the fupa is what I couldn't find say because the penis stays in the same place Yeah, like the fupa covers what would normally hang think about like But I was hanging off the fupa I guess it depends on how big it is flaccid because if the fupa is bigger

than the flaccid penis then yeah but the penis doesn't move forward with the fupa it stays in the same place it grows it grows over it

oh no that's crazy that's why I think big people don't date big people including myself because I have a large fupa could you imagine someone else with a large fupa

we couldn't find it we wouldn't be able to find anything where is this where is that I don't know that makes. Could you imagine someone else with a large fupa? We couldn't find it. We wouldn't be able to find anything. Where is this? Where is that? I don't know. That makes sense, because you don't really see, like, usually heavy guys like tiny girls, and heavy girls are with skinny guys.

So I think just, like, naturally the fit is that way. Makes sense. Yeah, I was so confused. But you know what? Kudos to that guy for just going for it and showing that full frontal nudity. I would love to be that way, too, honestly. That's why. I would love to show my fupa before

it gets skinny, because it is fat right now. Crazy. Fupas are crazy and sweaty, but they're warm. Especially when it's cold out, just put your hand in your fupa. Life hack? Life hack. And it's probably like, ugh, gross to watch or see, but it does feel nice and warm. Well, yeah, kudos to all these shows for showing White Lotus too, but that

was prosthetic, right? Probably, yeah. It's been quiet without him. I miss... I know. Jason Neistat. Yeah. I know. Isn't it funny too, again, like how shows just end and people just disappear? They're still making the rounds, I guess. Well, you don't hear anything about him. You know what I mean? Yeah, it's true. Patrick Schwarzenegger.

You don't really hear from him that much these days. No. Yeah, that's true. Who's the other one? The one that was famous from the show? The girl. Which one? Oh, Amy Liu? Amy Liu Wood? No, she was the Piper, no. She's Piper.

Oh. What was her name? God, why am I forgetting her name? She has a cool name too. Like Poppy? Parker Posey, yes. Parker Posey, yes, yes.

It was killing me. I love her. We never see her like around anymore. That's true, yeah. I guess it comes and goes. No it people out right now. Who are the it people making their own? Ooh, that's true, yeah. I guess it comes and goes. No it people out right now. Who are the it people

making their own? Ooh, that's a good question. Like, what events are really even happening? I feel like July will be big. The movie, is it Cannes? Like, I see a lot of news

out of there. Oh, yes. I guess Pedro Pascal really is around. Oh, yes. He's in everything, for real. He's so good looking. Materialist or material? Yeah, he's in the Material real. He's so good looking. Materialist or material?

Yeah, he's in The Materialist. What's that? It's a romantic comedy with Dakota Johnson and Chris Evans and Pedro Pascal. Who's he play in that mix? I think he plays

one of the love interests. It's like a it's like an old school rom-com. It looks really good. Like he's the older guy but wealthy and then there's a younger guy

that's kind of a loser and she has to pick. Chris Evans is the loser? Or guy, but wealthy. And then there's the younger guy that's kind of a loser. And she has to pick. Chris Evans is the loser? Or younger, I guess. He's hot. I don't like when they do it. They need someone. Well, he's not like a loser.

No, he's a good looking, but just not successfully financially. I don't know. Something like that, yeah. Well, you always would go with Patrick Pascal. You want to go with the attractive, wealthy over the attractive, non-wealthy. I mean, in movies, right? There's scenes like Mid-Age Challengers

movie. It's like a throuple? They have like a kissing scene? Well, I don't know if there's a kissing scene, but that's... They're like throuple fights? Like a love triangle. Oh my god, okay. So Patrick Pascal and Chris Evans have something too? I don't know. We need to get more details on this. That's what people are hoping for. We don't know. We need to get more details on this.

That's what people are hoping for. We don't know. We haven't seen the movie. Like, it's not out. Who's hoping for that? Moses. That's what people are hoping for. The comment.

Never saw that. It's your comment. Because the behind the scenes of them filming. Oh, Dakota Johnson. I thought you said Dakota Fanning I was like okay that makes more sense I was like that would have been so weird

oh okay oh okay it was just funny why do they look the same age Chris Evans and Pedro Pascal look like the same age to me

they should have given him great hair well probably in the movie they kind of you know pushed each one to to be look younger and to look older

you kind of look like Pedro Pascal a little bit I think somebody in the comments said that it's to look older you kind of look like pedro pascal a little bit somebody in a comment said that it's cute that you think that i look like everyone well you do look like me you do look like him i think my little boo-boo well little boo-boo definitely look like you but who would you rather pedro pascal or chris evans that is tough that is tough that is so tough it is tough probably pedro pascal i lean towards but easy yeah of course who would pick chris evans over he's also very hot chris evans is like the classic kind of hot

but um and he did accidentally leak his dick that one time and it was quite impressive but oh so that's not fair you go based on the size um honestly too big a d influences me actually it was just a good yeah it was just a good size i think but pedro he's just the whole package like you know he's like funny he's charming he's sweet he's a no-brainer caring he's awoke so yeah that's so true single which is like the thing everyone loves yeah that is the big it's very attainable you know like oh that could be me yeah actually i love pedro pascal i love that you came around he's still in everything but i guess now you just like him i don't really care for his acting but but I like him. I never liked his movies

ever, but I like him. Yeah, I guess his roles aren't really your type of movies so far. Mandalorian, Last of Us, bleh. What's that woman in Nicolas Cage? Awful. That was awful. That was horrible. Never did a movie I liked, but I like him.

Maybe Materialist. That sounds good. Is it streaming or is it coming out to theaters? It'll be in theaters. Wow, everything's coming to theaters now. That's so weird. Such a change. I felt like everything was going straight to streaming and now everything's theater. Gotta save the movie theaters. I do love going there. The AC. Me too. Nothing beats it. Yes,

you're so right. Oh, God. Like, even now being in the AC, it just feels so nice. I was out in the heat for, like, literally 40 minutes and I had to shut my car off because I was filming a video. I was dying. I was like, oh my God. Like, I can't even. It was awful. It just feels so nice. I was out in the heat for like literally 40 minutes and I had to shut my car off because I was filming a video. I was dying. I was like, oh my god. Like I can't even It was awful. It was just so hot. And then I wear wigs so that makes it even hotter. Wigs will

do it to you though. You're right about that. I thought I was going to pass out for real. I had this one weird texting. I was texting like 20 people at the same time trying to film a video and I was so hot and delirious. I couldn't even think. It was just like, I felt like I was hallucinating. I was like, I don't know what's happening right now. I came video and I was so hot and delirious I like couldn't even like think it was just like I felt like I was hallucinating I was like I don't know what's happening right now I came in and I was like maybe I keep drinking water that's why my stomach hurts I feel like I hallucinated the heat made me hallucinate I was like oh did you see all the drag race tea

I'm still like looking into it I don't know what's happening tell me and I have no idea it's a mess I'm still like kind of going through all of it because there's just a whole bunch of mess but basically you know Arrietty. Of course. You haven't watched

you haven't watched the season of All Stars yet. No. You know you remember Irene I think she was on Sugar and Spice season

the first one to get eliminated. Don't remember but yeah. She did the talent show where she made a cup of ice water. Oh, okay, yes, yes, yes. Okay, well, she's on All Stars this season. Okay, love that.

But she is, or was, I should say, Arrietty's drag mom from Seattle. But then there was all this speculation about Irene and Arrietty having a big fallout. And of course, who was at the scene of the crime but Mistress Isabel Brooks. Of course. Of course. It's always positive.

Wait, is Arrietty on the new All Stars? No, but Irene is on this current season of All Stars. Oh, okay. Yes. And she's doing really, really well. She's won every challenge so far. Wow. Yeah.

So there's been three episodes. Amazing. She's won the mini challenge and the main challenge. She's won everything. She might feel so good. Yeah. She might be the first woman she's won everything so good yeah i'll finally redeem myself yeah um but um yeah mistress did like an interview with all the queens that are on the season of all stars during like the press week and um she asked irene like what was the tea about her fallout with um Arrietty and she didn't really give much of an answer it was like very much like a non-answer um but then she said no one messes with my money my character or my man was like one of the answers so that kind of like sent

Arrietty I think because then Arrietty went on like on a Twitter rant um yesterday and then made all kinds of intense accusations about like Irene being racist and liking barely legal men and but then like after a couple minutes she said actually those accusations were wild so she took

it back but it's like oh my god why did you put them out there exactly and then she deleted everything like five minutes later. Like all the tweets that she accused Irene for. Whoa. Did she say why? No, she hasn't posted since. And what are the other queens chiming in?

Everyone's like. Who are they defending? Everyone's pretty much team Irene. Okay. As of right now. Because even like people who know Irene are like this is not it you know yeah

and and they're just like baseless accusations yeah as of right now yeah is she gonna sue it does seem like a little

there's pretty defamation I think in there because those are intense those are intense accusations that's crazy oh my god maybe

was it late what time was she tweeting it was like afternoon it was yesterday afternoon. Yeah. So I'm, like – She, like, woke up and she's, like, I need to start tweeting. Yeah.

I wonder why. What was the falling out? It was – she said something about it was over, like, something about $50. Like, she booked Irene for, like, a gig at one of the bars in Seattle. And then they had a disagreement about, like, $50. Like, she owed Irene $50 or something something like that it all seemed like a mess none of it actually makes any sense so i know it sounds crazy me explaining it but none of it actually i know i was so confused i saw like queens like tweeting and being like the real

this is actually the real tea and i was just like what is happening i know it and the whole like twitter drag race twitter timeline is like just in shambles because everyone's like what the hell is going on but i guess maybe you can ask Acacia. Acacia would know because she's friends with Ariadne. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I did get to FaceTime Ariadne like for two minutes when Acacia was here.

Yeah. I think they have a gig together. So they're still. Yeah. They're like tight tight. Well, hopefully it was just like lapse of judgment. Maybe she thought she was being funny. I don't know.

I'm scared. Did it sound aggressive when she put it out there? Yeah. It sounded like she's this, this, and this. Yes. It sounded intense. Yeah. But it sounded like definitely a lapse of judgment though because a throwout, especially

in this political climate. Yeah. To say a drag queen is a PDF file is very very intense so i know i never really see like real drag on drag hate like the keys the shades all that stuff but like that's so yeah this was like the real real drama um so i i don't know it was great i was trying to like read more like i went to like look i'm like what is actually going on um but then all the drag queens started posting like timeline cleanses after that and it was like mistress posting like a selfie out of drag and everyone's like this isn't

a cleanse oh my god you're making it worse it's so funny mistress gets so much heat but i guess she takes out a lot yeah i live for her she's so funny yeah and i love that she's just always at the scene of the cry i know has she said anything besides the palate cleanser not really that she's just always at the scene of the crime. I know. Has she said anything besides the palate cleanser? Not really, no. Time line cleanser. She's always just a key, though. I know. I love her.

Yeah. She wasn't there when I was in Houston. I was like, oh, man, I wanted to see her so bad. I know. She's barely a – I guess she does come to California, but every time she calls him, she's doing a million gigs. Yeah. When is Drakon?

May? When I asked Corey and Jules about it, I was like, oh, it feels like DragCon. And they were like, I don't know if it's happening this year. Why? I don't know. Because I feel like it would have been announced because usually it's over summer. Oh, my God. It happens every year.

That's so sad. Usually, yeah. So, I don't know. I don't know if it's happening this year. Too many drag race shows. There's, like, a new season every. True. It is hard to keep up with.

Every couple weeks. All Stars is really fun, though. Whenever you get around to it. I didn't know it was even starting. For some reason I've never. We watched one season of All Stars and it was just like confusing because no one got eliminated and I was like. The All Winners season maybe? Maybe

yeah and no one ever got eliminated so I was like well this is not fun. This one. This format is similar-ish. It's like there's three brackets so each group of queens it's like six queens each so each one gets three episodes to get like the most stars and then three from each bracket move on to like compete regularly with like the eliminations and stuff same judges yes yeah that's wild yeah oh my

god but i think it's it's actually a good format though because like obviously for all, obviously for all stars, you pay a lot of money for the looks. And then you lose money because you can't work for, you know, a couple months. Oh, is that how long it takes to film? I think like a month or two months. So if you get eliminated first, you just, like, spent all this, like, you know, $100,000 on looks. So this is better because they filmed the first half first. And so they only had to do three looks. And it was guaranteed all three looks would be on a runway. Yeah.

They can show it off before they invest. And then so they had time to get ready before that part. Yeah. It's sad because if you, you know, you spend so much money and then all this, you can only use Instagram photo shoots for your looks. It's just not the same. I thought about that with Traders too. I was like, wow, you have to pack all those clothes like what if they eliminated

right away. Have they confirmed the new cast of Traders? Not yet but I read that it's supposed to be out soon. I heard JoJo and Frankie Grande. Damn. Would that be crazy?

That would be crazy. Oh my god. The trifecta. I would get Frankie Grande out first. I'm sorry Frankie but he gives me Trader vibes 100%.

I feel like Alan Cummings would definitely make frankie a traitor don't you think or jojo you think alan cummings actually picks who's a traitor no i feel like the producers probably tell them but i feel like because even going into um last season with bob i think i thought they would make a drag queen even if it wasn't bob i thought they would make a drag queen a traitor almost as reparations for Peppermint getting eliminated so quick. Right, right. So I think...

They set him up. Yeah, because it was supposed to be... Trixie was supposed to be in that season with Bob. What happened? Trixie didn't want to do it. But I would have... Like, going into it,

I would have thought one of them was a traitor for sure. I'm like, a drag queen has to be a traitor. They need a few because it's not fair to just have the one because they become a target

regardless, you know, of anything they kind of are. And I feel like you probably... Like, process of elimination, it's not fair to just have the one because they become a target regardless, you know, of anything. Yeah, and I feel like you probably, like, process of elimination, it's like you would think there has to be a traitor from each group. Like, there has to be a Bravo traitor, there has to be a Survivor traitor, there has to be a Big Brother traitor. Yeah, and that is the sucky part of the game is, like, you know, if you know a traitor, it's great. But then it's like, who was it?

Someone was a traitor and then they got pissed that everyone guessed that they were a traitor. Was it Phaedra or something from season two? Someone was a traitor and everyone's like,

you're a traitor, you're a traitor. And she was so offended. She's like, how dare you call me like she was. And I was like, that's why it sucks.

It's like, oh, that is the nature of the game. But, also like, what are you supposed to do? I guess I would just go with someone that I didn't think was a traitor just to be nice to. I'd be like, well, I don't nature of the game. But, also like, what are you supposed to do? I guess I would just go with someone that I didn't

think was a traitor just to be nice to. I'd be like, well, I don't want to hurt their feelings. Let me just go. Who did that this season? Last season,

there was a girl who just got everybody wrong. She never voted for the right person. Oh, yes. One of the Bravo people was like wrong. Yeah, like every time

she voted the wrong way, she would vote when like no one else. She'd just pick someone random. She's like, Tom Sandoval. I was like, okay, like Dylan Efron. One of the housewives. Yeah. I'd probably do'd just pick someone random. She's like Tom Sandoval. I was like okay. Like Dylan Efron.

One of the housewives. Yeah. I'd probably do that just to like not hurt anyone's feelings. Like I just think this person. I voted for myself. We were watching Reality House on Patreon and I voted for myself to be eliminated. Oh yeah. We should revisit that on our Patreon.

Yes. This is maybe the one that you got eliminated on. Because you have kind of lasted longer than I thought. Yes. Did we do the ice bucket? I don't even know if we got to the ice bucket challenge. I don't think so. We just did one and two.

Well, really, there's only four episodes in the minute. Because the next one will be the ice bucket one. That's the first challenge. And then I did the last challenge against Jake Webber. And there are two people we know, Elijah Daniel and Jake Webber. Oh, yeah. It would be interesting to watch. I voted myself out.

I was like, get me out. James Ingram was a celebrity big brother. Put me up for elimination. Put me on Traders. I will vote myself out every single time. And somehow I stayed. I don like, get me out. James was a big brother. Put me up for elimination. Put me on traitors. I will vote myself out every single time. And somehow I stayed. I don't know how I stayed. I had to walk out. I was like, you know what? This isn't working. Let me leave. So I'd love

to vote for myself as a traitor. Every episode. I think I'm the traitor. Would actually be kind of tea, but then what if everyone votes you out with you? Then it's kind of like, oh. if everyone votes you out with you then it's kind of like oh i know it's such a that's what's great about it though it's such a mind if she is she yeah that's true i would think you'd be the best traitor because i think you would confuse

yourself and then i would be i'm so bad at those games for sure i would never know anything yeah about anything so if you confuse yourself then everyone else would be confused as well and i think yeah you would just throw everyone off isn't that the song joe just saying what if i'm the about anything. So if you confuse yourself, then everyone else would be confused as well. And I think, yeah, you would just throw everyone off. Isn't that the song JoJo's saying, what if I'm the traitor?

What was the one in her car? I can't believe you're mixing You're Still a Traitor by Lippy Rodrigo with What If I'm the Monster by Gabby Hanna. How's the rhythm go? You're still a traitor.

You're still a traitor. That sounds the same. What if I'm the traitor? That's what you just did. You're still a traitor. That's not the same. What if I'm the traitor? That's what you just did. You're still a traitor. You're still a traitor. What if I'm the traitor? What if I'm the traitor?

That's what you just sang. It's the same rhythm, the same melody. You're making it the same melody, but the two sounds the same. Well, they sound very similar to me. I can't wait till they announce who's going to be at there. They're probably going to film now. Probably now. Yeah, probably really soon.

Did you know? No one cares. But when they film The Traitors, they play the Hunger Games song. And they don't air it. But to get people in the mood, they play The Hanging Tree by Jennifer Lawrence. Oh, OK. I thought it was like the arena song or something. Not that one. Oh, my God. thought it was like the arena song or something. Not that one.

Oh my God. Are you, are you coming to the tree? Like they, and they don't even air it. When? When do they play that? Before the round table.

Like when everyone sits there to get everyone in the mindset. But I'm like, I don't know if that's, I guess. I think the hanging tree song was about people getting hanged. Oh yeah.

That is a little weird for a fictitious show. What's the one they sing that, you know, when people get eliminated in the air? What's that song?

No. Oh, the Capitol theme song? Yeah. Maybe. How's it go? Something like that, yeah. Let's hear it. What was your rendition of it?

No, but what's Joey's into the arena? Well, that that's the arena but that's not what i was thinking of i was thinking of the song they play in the arena you know is that right how do you do it how do you think it goes wait when they kind of introduced it when they kind of something like that that's pretty good yeah yeah okay that's pretty good i love when we have little songs guessing how they go so funny i can't wait for that one to start um i we talked about on patreon the gypsy rose and ken and Ryan saga. But there was an update on TMZ about it. I guess the season finale just aired. And I guess Ryan and Ken got into a huge fight via text message.

And Ryan called Ken a F-slur, a**, b**ch, and more. The big one called the little one. I don't know which one is what I always get them mixed up. The X and the current. I was like, which one? That's the big one called the little one. Because I guess Ryan was trying to get a hold of Gypsy, but

um, no, yes. The big one was trying to get a hold of Gypsy. Now you got me all mixed up. The big one was trying to get a hold of Gypsy. Now you got me all mixed up. The big one was trying to get a hold of Gypsy, but Ken, the little one, intercepted and called him out. And then Ryan went off on, the big one went off on the little one. That's crazy. Because, like we talked about in the Patreon, Gypsy was texting Ken, the big one. Yes.

Ryan. Yes. She was texting him, how do I one. The big one. Yes. Ryan. Yes. She was texting him. How do I look? Here's my new haircut. Here's pictures of the baby. Like, she was texting him. Do I look good?

Like, she's been setting them up. She's been wanting this blowout, this fallout. Honestly, I feel like she wanted a little Twilight moment with, like, Edward and Jacob. You know, like, this is kind of what it's giving a little bit. Like, the men fighting over. The little one, the one that she's like, Mary, she doesn't care. The little one kills me. Sorry.

The skinny one. Who imprinted on the baby. Well, exactly that. I was like, but the one she's with, is it Ryan? Ken. Ken, the little one. So hard, because they don't seem like they should be switching names. Ken, the little one that she's currently with, like, couldn't care less.

Like, he just couldn't care less. Like, she would, like, talk to Brian today. Like, he didn't care. Like, the little one that she's currently with, like, couldn't care less. Like, he just couldn't care less. Like, she would, like, talk to Brian today. Like, he didn't care. Like, he never cared. Couldn't care less. So she was just, like, trying to, like,

pin them against each other, I guess, to, like, make her feel, like, seen, wanted. Didn't one of them say... Someone said something. Maybe the one she's with, the little one.

I think he said something, like... Oh, if he says one more thing, like I'm going to catch a charge or something. Did you see that clip? No. It was crazy because he's like, he says one more thing. It says anything about my daughter. I'm going to catch a charge.

I'm going to do this. And she's like, don't say that, blah, blah, blah. Like, it is crazy the power she has over some men that just want to, like, go to prison over her. T, yeah. They're like, I'm going to do this. I'm like, that's crazy. So Ryan had texted who he thought

was gypsy and said gypsy why are you giving out my phone number i've never done that to you why and then ken responded this is ken she didn't give you she didn't give your number and ryan the big one replied bs f slur letter talk oh yeah you scared of that now you text for her punk that's what i thought gypsy docks my phone number and then the little one just replied block and i guess leaked it to tmz so oh my god what a mess it's a mess how that show keeps going we talked about on patreon so she has 20 in her bank accounts like are you getting paid for the show why are you doing it then she put out like a thank you to the show like oh thank you for showing all the sides of this i'm like girl they made you look so

like wild like silly, like what? Everyone involved looks like clowneries. They look like a circus. It's a mess. And then Gypsy at the season finale of Life After Lockup feels that her and Ken, the little one, have lost their spark. And so their future is up in the air right now. But meanwhile, Ken is shopping for an engagement ring while Gypsy's saying, I don't know.

I don't think our spark is gone. So it's, like, it's a mess. I don't think it's going to happen. Like, he obviously doesn't even want to touch butts with her in bed. You know what I mean? Like, there's no – it's not happening. I think if they would have been married – if he wanted to get married, they would have been. Because she's been wanting it.

He hasn't. It's like, you can't really – But they can't even live together yet. So – Oh, because of – Her parole. they would have been because she's been wanting it. He hasn't. It's like, you can't really. But they can't even live together yet. Oh, because of? Her parole. And it ends in, I think June 24th. So it ends next,

yeah, June 24th, next month. Okay. Then they can live together. Yeah. So I think that's what they were hoping, or at least can.

Has she not been out for a year yet? I guess not, huh? Does it all happen in less than a year? Whoa. Right? When was she?

She got pregnant. What? That's crazy. Wait, no. No, happened in less than a year. Whoa. Right? When was she? She got pregnant. What? That's crazy. Wait, no. No, yeah. We got that wrong. Nine months to get pregnant. To be pregnant.

Then you have to get pregnant. And she was with the other one. December 2023. December 28th. Okay, okay, okay. So like a year and a half for a girl. Got it. Well, Gypsy, I mean, she's, I can't really support anymore.

She's been leading him on. Her ex. I was like's i can't really support anymore she's been leaving him on her ex i was like i can't support this anymore she knows what she's doing you can't just be like here's a picture of the baby look how cute here's me especially when he's on the birth certificate right right yeah all of that like what saying she's not the same without him it's like what do you expect it's crazy i really do think she wants a little bit of a twilight moment yeah well i don't think it's happening for you girl we've all been i mean it did kind of how they're fighting for her just like jacob and edward that's true that's true yeah which one's edward which one's jacob maybe they're building up towards season three you know they're that's true the engagement is there yes but i mean I mean, Ryan is Jacob.

Ryan is Jacob. Yeah, because he doesn't end up with her. Like it's not his baby, but he's trying to imprint on his baby. Yeah. And then Ken is

Edward. Yeah. Because he's tall. And kind of with less emotion, less vampire. He does give me a vampire. He gives me solace.

That's for sure. Solace. Yeah, vampires don't have souls, right? A soulless person. He's soulless. If you watch that show, Gypsy's about to tell him a serious story. He's like blending.

Do, do, do, do, do, do, do. Sorry, it's my ADHD. I was like, you're filming a show. What? Like, what is happening? He has no life behind those eyes. I feel for him. Oh, my God god maybe he's just

lost it's hard to be a new parent it happened fast i mean it did she did no judgment but sometimes when it sprung upon you like that it's a little scary a little jarring yeah we talked about on patreon but all the stuff she did with her baby and the blowouts i'm just i don't know i really i really don't care for her i have to put it down there i try to see the good in everyone i think it's best if she just like wasn't on tv like exploiting maybe she just needs to take a little break figure things out yeah because it's like one thing to be like she's very much like it's my daughter privacy don't exploit her it's nothing then it'd be like look at this poop that she just did on my arm like that's exploiting

that's being exploitative in a very wild way. Well, earlier we were talking about fupas. And so I'm going to bring it back to vaginas. Oh, I love. I love a vagina talk. I kind of ate without transition, actually. That was good, yes. Did you ever get Gwyneth Paltrow's vagina candle?

Never. I would have thought you would have gotten it as a bit. Like, oh, I'm going to get this vagina candle from Goop. Nope. Okay. Even Goop sounds like a bit that I don't want anything a part of. It's propaganda I don't buy into. The Goop.

Love her daughter. Apple star. We love Apple, yes. Yeah. And Gwyneth Paltrow I like too. I like her on Glee. I like her on The Politician. Like, I like her.

But I can't. She's also the one like i like her but i can't what she's also the one that's like she has a weird diet right like bone broth yeah yeah yeah so i can't you know not really my i'm not her demographic so as of right now who knows right now yeah i could definitely change yeah yeah um well she um defended her 2020 this smells like my vagina candle to critics. And she said that it was more for feminism, that it didn't literally smell like a vagina. But a lot of people were giving her

like backlash for it. But she said it's kind of punk rock. It's beautiful and awesome. And it smelled like geraniums for the record. So it was kind of floral. Which makes me so it was Ah so it didn't smell like a vagina Which makes me like it less I thought if it really I kind of thought it was supposed to really smell like a vagina I was like fierce That's fierce if that actually smelled like it

Yeah right That's what people like the people who like vaginas like the smell of vagina if you like balls you like the smell of balls like that's what you want to smell Vaginas have a very interesting smell What would your vagina candle? Well I have a sweaty one I have a fupa smell. What would your vagina candle? Well, I have a sweaty one. I have a fupa, so it's sweaty. It's gray. What

would your candle be, though? Sweaty and gray. And I don't mind my own scent, to be honest. I really don't, but I know it has a there is like a scent. Why gray? That's the color. It's a gray fish. Think of a gray fish. Think of a gray fish with dark lip liner.

I used to bleach it, but I can't be bothered. I don't know why it's gray. The skin's gray. It's not even the hair. It's like the skin. Maybe I'm malnourished. It's the Kraft Mac and Cheese. Korean fried cheese I eat.

Which may be why it smells a little cheesy. Too much cheese. It smells good. It smells. It doesn't smell good, but it definitely smells a little cheesy. Too much cheese. It smells good. It smells... It doesn't smell good, but it definitely smells like a vagina. It just smells like flesh, sweaty flesh. But some people like that. That's what mine smells like. I tried to eat gummy bears back in the day to make it smell better, but it didn't work.

Is that supposed to work? Yeah, they said if you ate gummy bears, like guys too, if you drink pineapple juice. Pineapple juice, yeah. I don't know if that works either, but... I don't know either. But depending on the day, your smell's different every time. Like, it just depends. Sometimes it's like, wow, so fresh.

And then that time, I don't mind it either. But when it's a little musty, you know, but not in a bad way. Just a long day. Yeah, or a hot day or something, you know what I mean? Especially now. Just skin sweating. It never smells bad, right? Have you ever had a bad- bad smelling ball sack in your face?

Yeah. Bad? Like odor? Like body odor? Uh-huh. Yeah, for sure. And you're kind of just stuck with it, too. So it's like.

I had one person with like horrible hygiene and he is, I'll say the name, but we can bleep it because this is so embarrassing. Like the smelliest. Actually, when I think, oh my God, when I think about it. And then he didn't want to leave, and he was, like, wanting to cuddle, and I could still smell it. I was just like, oh, my. And now to this day, I feel like I could pass out thinking about it right now.

And he, like, would not leave. And, like, I was, like, coughing. Like, the next day, I, like, literally had it in my lungs. Like, whatever I was, like, inhaled in my lungs. I could smell it. I was just like, oh, my God, like, you have to leave. Like, it was, like, so, so bad. And it was just so smelly.

And I remember, like, then he wanted. Those are the ones I always want to turn around and have their butt munched. Oh, no. And I was, like, trying. But I honestly, I honestly thought I was going to go blind. Like, I felt, like, my vision going away. Like, it was crazy. That is.

Yeah. Only once. That's the story of survival. Oh, my God. But everyone else, I never. Like, yeah. Okay, there could be story of survival. Oh my god. But everyone else, I never. Like, yeah, okay, there could be a little sweat. It could be coming from the gym, but that was like, he's never washed in his life. So it wasn't just the balls. It was everything.

Everything. Whoa. Just stench. What do you do? What do you do in that situation? Or what have you done when it's stinky? You stop or you keep going? I'm, like, you know I have trouble, like, saying no to people. So I feel, I'm just stuck. I have trouble like saying no to people so i feel like i'm just stuck i'm like i like i'm fighting for my life yeah and just trying to not breathe it in wow we're set we're

good people honestly yeah it's like because i'm just at that point i'm just like well i'm here how i i they're in my head obviously for normal people you can retract that consent but for me i'm like damn i'm like. That's just how I feel. I have to commit. I felt that way too. I would always feel that way. I was like, well, we're here, but. There's no.

A lot of guys will not be like that. A lot of guys are like, this isn't working. Leave. Yeah. And kudos to that. Like that's normal. But definitely gay guys. I know a lot of my friends, like my dancers and stuff like that, will say like, they'll

tell a guy like, get out. Like if they don't look like their picture or if it's not good sex, they're like, stop, get out. I wish I could be like that, but. That's crazy. I also don't think you should do that. Like you said, you can withdraw your consent, but also you can be polite. True.

You can do it. You need to stop. Yes. It's me, not you, whatever. You have to make up your excuse. I don't know. But people just tell them, like, you stink. You do this.

I was like, that's crazy. So I'm so glad I don't have to, like tell them like you stink you do this I was like that's crazy so I'm so glad I don't have to like meet someone like honestly if anything ever happened I literally will never date most of them believe me but I will never date I can never like hook up with someone again just that meeting that like going like all that stuff is just you know too much having to find out the surprise what's happening is it smelly is it

small is it like just like the mystery box it's just awful all of it's awful like buying the boo-boos awful all of it's awful like buying that's what it's giving so i don't know you're gonna open it you never know oh my god i love both but also too old yeah i guess it's a young person's game opening up a mystery box i mean some older people can do it too you know know, but. Yeah. I don't know. Tired.

I think it's just like at a certain point you're just tired. Yeah. Yeah. Tired of penises. Which is crazy to me when like old men usually like cheat because it's like, aren't you tired? Especially when they have like multiple girlfriends. It's like I think about the Holly Madison one with like 10 girls.

It's like, you're like 50. Like how do you have like the time, the energy? Like what? Talking to all those girls and coordinating a time. And those ghosts too is it and those ghosts he was dealing with too so it's like i know nothing about him he's like a ghost chaser yeah yeah it's a crock he's just making did you see that no i didn't it's a ghost like you just could literally make up anything to anyone i don't buy him especially because i see now like the way he looks and the way he operates. I'm like, he's giving fake.

Maybe there's ghosts out there. There's a guy that he worked with early on, and he basically just took over his looks and persona and everything. Oh, really? He did it himself, allegedly. Was it Criss Angel? Because he looks like a Criss Angel that hunts ghosts. No, there's somebody out there that's like. Oh, really?

Did he come forward did that person come forward like he stole my identity yeah he's like everything he does the way he looks everything about it yeah the way he looks

needs to change he's like I'm the original I'm the oh my god those like Ed Hardy looking shirts with like the glasses and the spiky hair

I'm like I don't like any of this happening I thought you'd cheat with like 10 girls like what I don't know I can never I can't f with like 10 girls. Like what? I don't know. I can never – I can't fathom it.

It's so crazy. We're really old men who cheat. It's just like, God, like how? Even like – because Kendra is making rounds now, Hugh Hefner, like having eight girlfriends and having them have sex with him like once a week, each one. I'm like, you're so old. Everyone says it's awful. Everyone says it lasts two

seconds like why are you torturing these poor people like so weird just let it go i think at 80 if you stop having sex it's fine those girls don't care they'll be like thank you let's not have yeah i can't do it even now i'm tired i couldn't even imagine like cheating because it's like what? Like once a week just like trying to find time for that is a lot. But then like you cheat. Your schedule is pretty full. So yeah.

There's no time. There's no time. There's zero time. It's hard. Yeah. Did you see Paris Hilton go viral for the way that she takes the grease off her pizza. I almost wanted to try it today, but I was, the hygienics of it made me a little apprehensive. Wait, why? What do you do? So she did a TikTok where she talked about the way

she gets the grease off the pizza. And obviously like most people would, you know, use a paper towel or something, but she slaps it on top of the pizza box and has the cardboard like soak it up. And then I was like, oh, soak it up. Ah! And then I was like, oh, that would be funny to try today. But then in my head, I remember last week we talked about that one pizza hut in Canada that was caught storing the pizza boxes in the bathroom.

Yeah, it's got feces on it for sure. Well, first of all. Particles. You were the one that was like, well, who cares? Leave the pizza boxes. Well, but then you guys told me, and I think about it when I blow dry my hands out, those particles are going on the pizza boxes. So, yeah, who cares? You're not eating the box, but unless your parents told you, slapping it the pizza box. But then you guys told me and I think about it when I blow dry my hands now those particles are going on the pizza boxes. So yeah, who cares

because you're not eating the box but unless your parents are slapping it on the box. That's what my point was. It's like the box you're not eating. But if you're slapping it on it. She does it on the exterior

of the box? Yes, on the exterior of the box. So like you think, okay, maybe the interior is kind of more of a safe space but the outside is like in the car, people touching it.

Oh, she had Joe's pizza. I do love Joe's pizza. It's so good. So she's really just slapping it on there. I'd rather slap it on my body or something like that than there. At least you get the nice grease and oil on your body. I'm hoping she was like doing a little troll but she did eat the pizza

so. She does have a good like social media person. Yeah. Whoever's running her socials kind of knows it's just so can you try it i thought it'd be kind of camp i was like oh and then it's an excuse to order dominoes i was like oh i do love that double whammy but then we never need an excuse to order dominoes yeah because most of them like dominoes like that so any chance i get to order it i'm like like, yes, absolutely. I guess it felt more justified if it was for work reasons.

I feel the same way. I'm like, oh, we could do pregnancy cravings on pizza. Like, you know, pickles on pizza. That's a great idea. You know, chicken nuggets on pizza, but then just eat the pizza. That's fierce. Yeah. That's a good idea.

We should do that. Did we ever do the chicken nuggets and mac and cheese on pizza? We did. Did we? Oh, yes, we did. Like early on. The Chick-fil-A.-fil-a yeah yeah i did love that one um but yeah just the thought of like this pizza box being you know handed by so many people did she eat it yeah she really did eat it after uh-huh so what if the cheese gets stuck on the like sometimes you lose the cheese you lose

like she just want to get the grease off i I'm sorry. Like, I feel like, in general... Here you can see the grease prints of the pizza. It's kind of art, though. It is a little artistic. It's kind of pretty.

I just feel like you shouldn't order pizza if you don't want grease. Like, that drives me nuts. I'm sorry. That's my biggest. That's probably the one I don't buy into

is when people, like, dab it. I do some if it's too greasy because some pizza is really, really greasy so sometimes I do. It depends on the pizza, though. I hate that i hate that so much the one time we got the the really greasy dominoes the what was that one oh

like the white cheese with the garlic sauce and alfredo yeah so that one i was like usually dominoes is pretty good it's not too greasy but that one was a lot yeah that one is wild but then it's kind of depressing afterwards because it's like this. I was going to say it's like the substance, but I don't know if that makes sense. But it looks all like dry and old, you know? It looks like not. That's a good analogy, yeah. It's like Margaret Qualley and then Demi Moore.

Oh, my God. That's so sad. Because after what you soak all the grease up, it looks so lifeless, you know? That's what I'm saying. Stop taking the grease off the pizza. Keep it on there. Keep that grease on there, y'all. Yeah.

That's so sad. Oh, my God. I like Paris Hilton, though. I got a DM from her, but it was like, I want somebody on her team. I was so excited. I was like, oh, my God. She was DMing me. And someone was just trying to send me her pride collection.

I'm like, okay, work. But also, I thought you were Paris. Because I sent her DMs. Like, will you come on the podcast? Will you come to the Greek? Like, I was asking her. And then all they did was like, hey, this is so-and-so from Paris' team. Can we send you a box? I was like you were Paris. Because I sent her DMs, like, when we come on the podcast, when we come to the Greek. Like, I was, like, asking her, and then all they did was, like, hey, this is so-and-so from Paris' team. Can we send you a box?

I was like, all right. But also, can I have her on the podcast? Can you get this to Paris? Yeah. Well, I'll slap the Greece off a box. I would do that with Paris if she, like, wanted to. That's a good, yeah. Yeah, absolutely.

Like, if she's like, you want to slap this pizza on a box? I'm like, okay. At the end of the day, those feces particles can't really last that long right like if someone had said germs on it does it last i don't know i remember for covid they said the like how long it lasts on surfaces and it was a long time but i guess it depends on the different yeah yeah or like in the last of us i don't know those that fungi lasts a really long time so you knew the reference it's fictional oh oh and it's like yeah that's all the fungus oh the zombies uh-huh maybe malibu will like that she loves zombies so you should watch it

it's really intense oh really this show all of, they had a zombie game and she loved it. That's all she talked about yesterday, this morning. Have you played it? No, but I love those little tablets that look like chilies and stuff. Oh, she was so into it this morning. She woke me up and she's like, we had pasta at the restaurant and then we caught the zombies and we're like. She was like, and they're like little cartoon zombies.

She loves a zombie. I'm always like, let's not watch that. She's like. They're little cartoon ones. YouTube Kids really is not for kids sometimes. Like we're trying to block so many different channels. It's like yes it's for kids

but there's so many bratty kids on there and I was like they need to not show these and they have like hundreds of millions of views. But you know she like learns stuff from them

so she's like like this and I was like how do we get this little girl there's like little girl with pigtails that has like 100 million views every video. Then we switched like this. And I was like, how do we get this little girl? There's a little girl with pigtails that has like 100 million views

every video. Then we switched to YouTube Kids. But I'm like, how do you, they need to do better at like letting you block a channel. So like TikTok, if you block something,

it doesn't come up. But like. Oh, I see. That one. It's more like you have to build it up from scratch of channels you approve. I try. I try to go back and put Coco.

She's doing better. She knows now. Because I'm like, that girl's not nice. And now she's like, okay. She's like, no. So I'm like go back and put Coco. She's doing better. She knows now. Because I'm like, that girl's not nice. And now she's like, okay. She knows. So I'm like, she's not nice. Sometimes you do that.

I was like, what is that from? Yeah, but it's so quick. They're like sponges. She sees something one time and she'll mimic that. Yeah, I'd rather those little cartoon zombies happen. It's kind of funny. They're kind of cute, I guess. I don't know.

I prefer Coco Melon all day long. Anyone who says anything about Cocoelon, I'm like, I prefer that for sure. What about Bluey? We haven't gotten into that. I think because I don't like dogs, so I have a little bias. I remember last year you were anti- Bluey, so. I know. Also when they're very young, there's more of a storyline.

They're kind of too young for it. But for us, Miss Rachel is really the most prominent. She is so sweet, yeah. She is the best. They do learn a lot from her. She likes Peppa Pig. We just got Peppa Pig at Barnes & Noble. Oh, congrats.

Yes! Mama Pig. Baby Evie. It's so cute. It's so sad. It's over now, her pregnancy. So is Evie Pig going to be on the show? I don't know.

I wonder. I mean, they drew her, so maybe they'll add her to the show. At least it won't overshadow when you give birth, at least. That's true. Hers is out of the way. Big gap. We gave birth at the same time. That's true. Hers is out of the way. Big gap. We gave birth at the same time. That'd be a lot, yeah.

Yeah. I don't know how people have changed the reincarnation of the Pope to being Joe Biden now. I was like, you guys, it's too late. It's too late. You can't change it. We're not accepting applications anymore. Yeah, the Pope is done. That's what it is.

We have the Pope. Joe Biden is still alive. It's fine. People are so wild with it. Like, what? So... Get well soon. Yeah, get well soon.

That is sad. Aw, poor Joe. Damn. Damn. Wow. Sometimes you just gotta, know keep living i guess that was your theme from the beginning life and death yes very white lotus and water yeah and water yeah right we got all the elements here today oh my god um well i guess

yeah we get we get into the um well kayla posted a tiktok last night and i felt so bad because she looked like so just tired of everything you know and i don't blame her but um evan johnson i guess did a podcast from jail i did see her talking about that i was like yes and i was me i exactly i was so. I was like, what podcast? Exactly. I was so confused. I was like, wait, what and how? And like he literally had a – Evan had a call collect and call in to this random podcast. And then I went looking for it because I was like, who is even doing this? Like who is platforming him?

Yeah. It was the sit down with Chase Brown. And this was episode two, two i think of his podcast so i think he just launched it before this i'm assuming um but yeah it was all just an audio call from prison how long was it it was like about 12 minutes 12 13 oh my gosh yeah i didn't know you could do that from prison like do interviews i knew you could do that because obviously they've done like documentaries and stuff with like like even gypsy rose for example like even when she was in prison like they did her documentary while she was oh my god so you can do calls but um i guess evan said to chase on this phone call um that he can't talk or because of his parole and because he's in jail

he can't post anything um his side of the story on his own platforms but i guess he can do this podcast which seems like a weird workaround i don't know yeah what and why why i also he is it's so frustrating because it's like the gaslight olympics because he is trying to he is telling chase like i am like not guilty of anything um my friends and family believe me um so i really do feel for kayla because damn like you would think you know the trial's over he's locked away found guilty found guilty everyone can be at peace knowing like the court found him guilty yeah um and that would be that but then the fact that he's coming out and trying to like still

spin this as if he's like innocent but there's literally photo evidence there's video evidence that you were abusive like what does he think it is like ai or something she said yeah that's what he's actually saying because i heard her say something like that i was like is that great he doesn't say ai he keeps saying that it's not real or it's not true. He's like, there's three sides of the story. There's mine, hers and the truth. I know. I'm like, well, hang it up.

Like, obviously, like whose word is the most unreliable? Here's what I was thinking of because he talked a little bit about James Charles. And I'm like, between James and Evan, i don't know who is like less reliable because that's like it's oh i kind of think evan but it's it's yeah i mean like james is liar but like evan's a liar and in prison yeah so yeah and guilty yes um but when it comes to james charles evan kind of like laughed at the allegations that he had like a sexual relationship with him, which obviously James has also denied. So that kind of makes sense and lines up. But he did allege that James had DM'd him from when he was 16.

And obviously he's 20 now. Oh, my gosh. But no receipts. No receipts. Also confusing because James was DMing Kayla asking who that was. Yeah. It sounds desperation. Yeah both oh god yeah that he is just such a liar i know guys that's like okay well so hearing this i'm like whatever but what he did say that i did think was interesting was um he said yeah james was like a homeboy to me and he um kind of was giving me advice like he was

someone that i looked to so when he saw i was going through all me advice. Like he was someone that I looked to. So when he saw I was going through all of this, of course, like he was helping me. And it's not that he was just telling me to be quiet. It was like he was just trying to give me advice to like work through it because I didn't do anything. Oh my God, viral. So literally, but then sorting through that,

I'm like, okay, well then that's still, that part aligns with what Kayla was saying as if, you know, kayla thought that james had given evan the heads up about her um 30 part series which that's obviously true she's that's the only person she told yes like yeah there's and then the fact that um evan is also in this little podcast kind of saying the same same thing that James was giving him advice. So I think that part was like the big takeaway. I'm like, well, now Evan is saying that, obviously.

And I feel like most of us already kind of put two and two together. Because how could you go from those DMs that James showed to inviting him to your home? Yes. But at least that is some weird confirmation from yeah like what was the point of this interview to try and show that he's not guilty even though that's what he was found guilty but yeah and also i why did you plead guilty then i he was he says that he was told to plead guilty but he's not um but he's not actually which it all makes yeah like i get there's a whole like you get a lesser sentence and stuff if you like plead guilty but like if you're actually not guilty why would you want to be

found and there's just too much evidence like she kayla documented a lot of stuff and there's also like video of her like crying and you be screaming in the background like it all is so frustrating that's why i really that made me want to reach out to kayla like are you okay yeah i have to deal with this like he's in jail yeah prison and he's still like taunting yeah it's really frustrating um and james has been quiet james has still been quiet he hasn't been posting at all and i don't i know he asked you at some point right just because that's who he is but how will he he? I'm very curious as to that. How to normal and just have those comments like super monitored. I guess.

I don't know. I mean, he was kind of doing that before. Before like he addressed him before Kayla addressed it. Like he was posting regular and then just deleting comments for a while. Does he do that again? Yeah. I don't know. I hope Kayla can at least get some normalcy because like –

Yeah. I feel like every time she can get to a point where she can post like normal, something else comes up. It does suck. Just having to hear about it. Yeah. Yeah. My advice for her, just don't – if Evan pipes up. Because this podcast is so small. And I, like, I wouldn't have.

No one would have seen it, I think, if she, like, didn't talk about it. But I get why. It's so annoying. Because it's like. You're so young. And it's, like, so traumatizing. Like, I cannot handle it. I don't think you can handle that at my 37 years of age.

No. Unless that's, like, 21 years of age. Or 20. Or 19. I don't know how old she is. I think she's 20 now i think like that's so much and then you're so public about all of it and it's like there is no like going back to normal like james charles can just post normal tiktoks but her it's like

she has this forever i know and it she i think she talked about it on her podcast too with like jacobs fortorius where it was like damn like she never obviously like intended to be like that kind of like role model for people and now obviously like she loves obviously like intended to be like that kind of like role model for people and now obviously like she loves people coming up to her yeah you know talking about how she gave them the strength to like stand up to their abusers and stuff but she also talked about it being like obviously an emotional toll oh my god so heavy you know people come up and share that with you over and over again. So this has become a part of her like platform now too. And it's like, obviously like she is so strong and able to do it. But of course, like she didn't sign up for that, you know, so it's like.

That's the worst part of it. Yeah. But the fact that she handles herself with like so such like not only is she very like graceful but also like very she finds like humor and i think i don't know i even wrote that like when she um posted that she won the court case i was like damn the way that you'd like stand up for yourself but then yeah and are still able to be eloquent and find like the humor in life and in all of this is like so inspiring. Oh, my God. The emotional regulation I can never – I was just like, oh, my God.

It's crazy. Like I'd be like hysterical. Oh. And like maybe she is like off camera but the way she like composes herself is like – Yeah. Which gets the point across so much better too when you can like compose yourself and like talk about it. It's hard but – She does well.

Yeah. She is – Mm-hmm. is oh i hate the like i feel like people like that should not get access to like phones like that's crazy interviews i guess if you're talking to your family but you're gonna give interviews and especially i mean this is someone he has a friendship with too because the they have a photo together like from a while ago so as someone who obviously has like a friendship with it's just it's also like a pattern of behavior we see with a lot of like

abusers right now or alleged abusers for some cases you know like gaslighting everyone it's thinking nothing happened like ddg telling everyone nothing that hallie is lying oh i see that all over my timeline is like she's a liar she this was her wearing makeup the same day i was like uh-huh and then megan the stallion with tori lanes you have people coming up with petitions to free him from with change.org petitions which is so frustrating so like there's it sucks that even you have people like megan and kayla who like get in the court of law like win their cases but then still have to deal with campaigns from behind bars that they're innocent

so messed up and whoever what's the name of the podcast something with chase chase brown i don't know chase brown i don't know if this is the angle you want to go with your new podcast like you're besties with this person i think it's you know give it a minute like give it a lifetime i know been a week oh yeah and then evan was like um he got they got asked about his like oh he's like oh yeah i heard that you were you had to take down your of he's like yeah like after everything happened my of it got a big boost and then something happened someone from inside me uh made me get deleted from there all of a sudden, OF took it down. I was like, well, because you're locked up.

You're behind bars. You're a criminal. So yes, that's why it got deleted. I saw someone on TikTok. TikTok was changing the rules. They're demonetizing people who are criminals and go to prison. I'm like, well, probably. Yeah, because what is against selling money in the creative world?

It's so wild. It's crazy. That's good. OF, okay, standard. It's like being like, you're in prison. We're going to take this down. We're going to take it down. Yeah.

But also, screw you to everyone who saw that he was abusive and then went to sign up for his... People are like that. It was probably Jim Charles from many different accounts. Allegedly. Allegedly. It's a joke. Entertainment purpose.

Entertainment purpose. We always have to put that on Moses' screen. Should put a little graphic, Jimmy. Right. Oh, my gosh. Oh, God. I know. The world.

The world. That is so. I can't even fathom that, though. That is, like, literally. And the fact that he would be on this phone call and admitting that, being like, yeah, I got a big boost after all this happened. You're gross. And then he's like, yeah, I got a big boost after all this happened. You're gross. And then he's like, yeah, I'm getting pretty ripped. So I hope to come out of here just like looking really good.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Like, that's what you're thinking of. That's why they should get like double. Because I feel like you can go to prison and you have a lot of time to think. And some people can like reform and change. Yeah. But that's what you're thinking about.

It'd be getting worse. He could get in trouble because if he pled guilty and then he goes on record saying he's not guilty it's perjury and so he is very not smart this yeah the fact is like yeah i can't say anything on my own platforms but i can come like then why are you on here saying all this and it's not going to change your sentencing so just be quiet like why are you seriously just be quiet what good does it do yeah it. It's been one week. So the fact that after one week you're already having to do all these. I know.

Kayla is, last I heard, was pressing charges like in California as well. Like she can do it like wherever the, whichever state the abuse took place. So I heard she was wanting to do California at some point. So much to go through. Uh-huh. Energy, time go through. Uh-huh. Energy, time, money. Uh-huh. And court is just no joke because –

Oh, my God. I mean, we talked about it last time with Pamela. She was – Anderson with her court case. She's like, why am I going to sit – it wasn't worth it for her to get justice because she had to sit there and get like slain by lawyers for hours. The stress of it. I know. I thought that with Cassie.

I thought that with anyone. I was like, oh, my God. Like that literally affects everything. Obviously, Cassie being pregnant. I think – was Pamie. I thought that with anyone. I was like, oh my God. Like that literally affects everything. Obviously Cassie being pregnant. I think was Pam pregnant too when she was going out? Pam was pregnant with Dylan. Yeah. They always say that.

They're like if you're sad, your baby feels it. And like I've seen it with pregnancies. Like if I was very calm with Malibu, she's like a lot calmer. Like there was more happening with like Elvis. So she's came out a little more like feisty and like in a good way. Like just like I did a lot more stuff. She did more whatever. This baby's going to come out like dancing dancing so i do think it like affects like you

know just how the baby is and how you are pamela was worried she was gonna lose dylan because she was like seven months when she was in court and she was like so stressed and like depressed oh yeah that she was like i'm gonna end this case like i don't want to go through this it's not worth it if i it's another form of abuse just meeting lawyers going to those meetings going over those things reading all the stuff humiliation degradation and it just you're getting abused all over again look at cassie i mean like like so many people they're like well she liked it she i was asking she said she loves the freak offs like it's crazy to have to like go through all that like again also just see the person. Oh my god I can't believe he's in the room true like Evan did anybody it's like I

Don't think I do it. I think I would like literally like that's that's so true. I wouldn't want to see the person Mm-hmm I guess you like look away I wonder how how do they decide which cases can be like fully televised like Johnny Depp and I'm heard and then this one There's not even a picture. Different states are. Oh, because it's New York? Mm-hmm. Oh, right.

Johnny Depp was like somewhere else, like Virginia or something. Yeah. That is so interesting. Yeah. Because people are kind of in shock because, you know, like you don't see Didi. And there was like, I think they posted like one picture of him and it looked like AI or something. Like it wasn't even, it didn't even look like it was him. They made new artists in there.

It's like, wow, thank God Stephanie Sue was giving us the koala analogy because it painted a picture of my head. Ah, awful.

All of it's terrible. I'll reach out to her. I feel like it's also like overwhelming to have like everyone reach out to you. That's what I was thinking too. I do feel, you don't want to like

add on and make her more anxious, but she knows we're here for her yeah because a lot because i saw that tiktok too and it's just like and you can see you can see that she is like trying to be like light-hearted about it but also just like shook just like what what do you mean this is happening i think to finally get justice and think that it's over and then to still have your abuser make people question if it actually happened and that's what she said with james too it's like well why was my why did you not believe my word you know so that's obviously very important to her is just being believed and any victim just wants to be like believed yeah you know and then to finally get that proven that's why i feel for

megan the stallion too because everyone's, she had to post again last week. He wasn't in court. The court found him guilty, Tory Lanez. He couldn't even take the stand to defend himself. So why are you still making it seem like I made it up that I got shot? It's so true. Even if they went in court, these girls are still questioned. It's so sad.

Yeah. Oh, my God. It's like the real life you. It really is like that, too. Remember that guy that came for Bronto, too it's just like blamed her you know true yes yeah the woman got and um blamed for everything yeah i was just gonna say that because the the basically the category of i don't know guys that will fall for evan's word are also the kind of guys that will just hate women. Like they, they find like they're,

it's a very aggressive place to be in where, Oh, she's making stuff up. She's put this guy in jail. He's innocent. She's, it's a very, very dangerous thing to do.

Weird thing. The men that hate women. Like it's very weird. Very odd. And like you said, for like, yeah, they could totally be the victims 100%

and they always find some way to spit it. Like, is it because... I don't even know. Like, are you defending the men? Like, what is it? I don't even understand. It's so odd.

It's misogyny. It is really weird. Yeah. Wow. Anyways, well, that's awful. Hopefully. There's like nothing that can be done about it. done about you misogynists are

just like just out there forever oh can you just raise the next generation better is all you can hope for or pick females the gender now you can do that these days you know what i mean just everyone should make the embryos well there's some women out there who are also. Not as bad. As men? Also misogynist, but. Oh, right. But I think if we just create more women in the world, there'll be less misogyny.

Okay, Katy Perry. It's a woman's world and we're lucky to be living in it. With all male dancers behind her. I get you. Yeah. All right. Let's leave the men in it. With all male dancers behind her. I get you. Yeah. All right. Let's leave the men in 2025. Women only. Sorry, men.

Unless they're gay or fluid. You all can stay. Everyone else. Or bi, too. Bi, of course. If you are strictly. LGBT. Yeah. If you say, I only date women. But they are the ones I hate the most. You do think about that.

Sometimes the straight men are the ones that hate women the most. Oh, I would say a majority of the time, yeah. Like even thinking – not to – I don't know. We're like wrapping it up. But like Logan Paul being like, I've come to terms now that I'm having like a girl. It's like, what do you mean? And he's so straight, I guess you could say, right? Like loves women, all that stuff like that.

But I'm like, I think you might not like women and maybe you're getting around to it now that you have a daughter but i don't think you like women it is it's weird the it is that um type of man who is like very much in women's business for hating women and like wanting men around like think about all the straight men who were hating snow white it's like well why do you care so much about a girl's fairy tale it's like that stuff over and over again yeah i'm like do you like women they just never know they never get over their mother oh okay i'm only blaming another woman blame the dad i don't want to look at greg paul more than the mom. That's more to blame. Not blame another woman. Well, let's look at the mother. There. I think we should end it there.

I don't know if there's further explanation to be said on that part. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Yes. My son will love and respect women. Exactly. First and foremost.

He'll ingrain it forever. Luckily, he and foremost. And grain it forever. Luckily he has sisters. Oh my gosh. But yes. Raising the next generation. That is the way to go. Raise the next generation to be more open-minded. Yeah.

Okay. That's it. Sad update, but we will check in on Kayla. We'll check in. Check in on each other. Check in on yourselves. Make sure everyone's okay. I always make sure you're okay.

You do, yes. You're going through a lot of stress right now. I'm like, are you okay? Do you need a break? Because we can always have a break. Have a break today with Domino's Pizza. All right. Not sponsored by Domino's, though, to clarify.

Oh, my goodness. So have a break with any pizza company. Yeah, that's true. With a non-generic. It's Memorial Day weekend. I hope that you guys celebrate and get all the good sales, car deals that's out there. It's going to be a fun one. Lilo and Stitch party happening.

Elvis is turning one. Cutie Cinderella is making a cake live for us. It's going to be fabulous. I love you guys from the bottom of my heart. Thank you for watching. This has been so fun. I'm so sad because I feel like we don't have hot topics for a while.

You won't be here next Monday. We have a guest co-host. Oh shoot, I forgot. You're right. I know. I'm really sad. Wednesday we'll have a yeah we'll have a guest so I guess if you want to see more Oscar go to Patreon Patreon

yes oh my god a whole week without me well I'll see you that's crazy yeah on Patreon yeah

on the Patreon and birthday party yeah but it's like it is sad oh my god you're right wow okay

well this was fun and you won't even get to see my jorts I'm gonna wear my jorts next Wednesday. Are you serious? Should I save them for you? Yes, you should. We need a jorts day. Okay.

Yeah. You have your jorts on now. You should insert a photo. Sure, yeah. I don't know if these are jorts. These look like denim shorts to me. Jorts are big and baggy, right? That's what we've discussed.

I guess so. But, yeah. I'll have my proper jorts, though. Not my gay shorts, but the baggy ones. We have gay shorts, too. I'll have my proper jorts though. Not my gay shorts. But the baggy ones. We have gay shorts too. We'll have a jorts day. Moses, you need a pair.

We'll get you a pair of jorts. We'll all have a jorts off. I love it so much. Thank you for watching. Have a great weekend. And we'll see you guys real soon. Goodbye. Bye.

Bye. Bye.