Just Trish - Lily Allen EXPOSES David Harbour For Cheating + Ned Fulmer Starts Dating Show
Episode Date: October 31, 2025Happy Halloween from the Just Trish crew to all of you! This year is full of frights, freaks and dubious men. David Harbour gets exposed by Lily Allen for having multiple affairs during their 4 year... marriage. Ned Fulmer threatens us with a dating show with AI, and David Dobrik talks about the Sky Bri story that went viral. All that and more on this exciting episode of Just Trish!!! Follow Kalli! https://www.twitch.tv/kalgator143 Follow Jimmy!!! https://www.twitch.tv/jimmywhetzel Follow Lenna! https://www.tiktok.com/@mamagotback583 GET YOUR BEETLEJUICE TICKETS!https://beetlejuicebroadway.com GET YOUR TRISHMAS TICKETS!https://www.outbackpresents.com/tour/trisha-paytas THANK YOU TO SEATGEEK FOR SPONSORINGUse my code for 10% off your next SeatGeek order*: https://seatgeek.onelink.me/RrnK/TRISH2025 Sponsored by SeatGeek. *Restrictions apply. Max $20 discountTHANK YOU TO HOME CHEF FOR SPONSORINGFor a limited time, Home Chef is offering my listeners FIFTY PERCENT OFF and free shipping for your first box PLUS free dessert for life! Go to https://HomeChef.com/TRISH FOR EXTENDED EPISODES AND BONUS CONTENThttps://patreon.com/justtrish SUPPORT MUTUAL AID & GENERAL FUNDS FOR MIGRANT COMMUNITIES!https://linktr.ee/desolasol_colectivaSUPPORT TRANSLIFELINE!https://translifeline.org/NEW JUST TRISH MERCH!https://justtrish.com Sponsor Just Trish: https://public.liveread.io/media-kit/just-trish-podcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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What do you do well exactly? I don't know, because you don't try things very well, you don't do marriage very well, so we can't really host.
I don't know. I don't know where we go from here.
Come on in, chicken jockey.
Yay!
Chicken jockey!
Malbu's not mean, and she was just like, Mommy!
Like, literally, did that bat an eye.
David Harbor waiting at the glass case for an employee to open for the butt plugs is crazy.
Her name is Trish.
She's got the fish and all the guise was filthy, rich, pretty, and pink.
Hot Topic Queen and says what everybody thinks she's just Trish.
Happy Halloween, coming to a close, but we save the best for last.
Happy Halloween from the Jeff Trish crew.
Today we are Minecraft.
I'm the Garbage Man, and I'm here with my co-house.
host.
Steve.
One of two steves.
There's multiple steves.
Jimmy are resident, well,
Cali and Jimmy are resident
Minecraft experts,
had said that everyone starts as a Steve.
Well, yes.
Is that you know?
I know nothing.
I know nothing.
You're Steve, you shaved.
You're a shaved Steve today.
I love it.
I love this.
I really miss the wig.
You showed us,
we have to insert a clip.
You showed us last week.
You went to the costume as Steve
and you had a wig.
Mm-hmm. I went to a party in this outfit, but plus a wig.
My goal was yassified Jack Black, but that didn't really go over well.
Last weekend, I was in a K-pop, even Hunter's wig yesterday, and Elvis saw me and started crying, and I said, you know what?
Maybe wigs aren't for me. I think when a baby thing's so chopped, damn, you are truly chopped.
She did clock that wig with a quickness. I said, hey.
She said, no. Get me. And out the door. She was crying all the way.
way up the stairs.
And she loves everyone and all my babies have loved
Oscar. Matt would go to him with open
arms. Like, yeah, she was...
So I think maybe the wig journey is coming
to a close for now. For now, I might
have to revisit with like a lace front or something.
I think, yeah, I think a shake and go
it might be over. Because I did say
I was like, we have plenty of wigs in there. We had a wig person.
You were just not about it. No, I was
a little apprehensive. You know,
I've been scoring by wigs two times in a row.
But that is so your thing. You know the comments are
going to all be like, we love you in a wig.
Well, let's see those comments.
I love you in a way.
I was so sad.
I was so sad.
Happy Halloween.
How are you feeling?
It's upon us.
It is.
Oh, my God.
Halloween is upon us.
What are we doing for Halloween this year?
I feel like I'm a little Halloween.
I feel like this is a good finale for Halloween, but.
You're not going to go out tomorrow?
No.
Well, when this is airing, I'll be on vacation.
Oh, that's right.
Yes, yes.
Okay.
on Halloween. Well, it was more so, like, the second you were like, you were going to be gone
for New York, I was like, girl, it's time for, I need a vacation, I need a break, so. That was funny.
I know. I was like, so, what day do you leave?
We're leaving the same day, actually, which is so funny. I know. I know. I was like, well,
Ireland, you're on, and then you told me a very specific one, and I was talking about that one.
Are you going to trick or treat? I don't think so. I don't think so. No, all my costumes are kind of
one and done, I fear.
They're one and done.
They don't have much used to them because it was a journey to get into them.
So the second they're out is kind of over.
But I did serve.
I served in the moment.
And I think that's all that matters.
Favorite costume this year?
My favorite costume?
I really enjoyed being bald, ironically, with all the wig mishaps.
But there was something about being bald that was kind of freeing for sure.
Did you see the photos?
Yeah.
So Jimmy can insert them in here.
What are they coming out?
They've been out now.
Yeah, by the way now.
Got to get them in for those publications.
Yeah.
Yes, as you know.
I learned from the best.
Oh my gosh.
That was your favorite.
I think, yeah.
That was my favorite.
Yeah.
I do too.
I have a wig cap underneath here and I take a picture of just my bald head and my beard.
And I was like, bald is beautiful.
It is.
That's tricksy and Katja right?
It is.
It really is.
I really do.
I agree.
Yeah.
Well, yeah, Halloween is fun.
What is the new hot topics?
What's your favorite hot topic this week?
Well, the hot topic I brought today was Ned Fulmer's dating show because I feel like
Ned Fulmer is kind of the gift that keeps on giving in this spooky-uky month.
That's spooky.
No, it is.
It is.
Jump scares.
Jump scares all around.
What?
Is it real?
No way.
Who gave him this?
Himself.
Okay.
Self-produced.
That's even worse.
That's even more recipe disaster.
I don't know if you should be producing your own dating show.
I know.
And it's like I would imagine the strategy was let's kick off my new era.
I guess is the podcast was the soft launch of the new era, I think,
with Ariel, and then now it's like him as a host,
so he's the host of this dating show.
Oh, it's not for him.
Not for him.
He's the host of it,
helping others find love,
which is, yes, the person I want to go to
for love advice is the one that ruined
his whole loving marriage, but...
Yeah, what?
Maybe that's the whole premise.
It's like sponsored by Ashley Madison.
But the premise of this...
Like, what?
That's so weird.
That would be a good sponsor.
Yeah.
The premise of his is
it's giving, like, Jubilee,
David Alvarez,
it's the white wall,
um,
six individuals behind a,
cartoon him helping one find love and it's the first episode so far me explaining it like this is all
you need to know truly like don't wish to shout out spill sush for summarizing it um but it's six
bachelors one of them is a i don't ask me how and the there's a girl on the other side of the
curtain with ned and ned is helping her um pick one of the bachelors or the ai i guess it's called
future love i hope he doesn't try to date her you can't put it past him
also like he's so bad and he just keeps getting worse by being like let's also put an AI person in there like no we're trying to get rid of this like what does get the bunch do you know what I mean like just so awful 50 shades of dubious it does keep getting worse just let me get everyone to hate me even more like all the creators now also hate me so true and did you watch any of it certainly not spillshed had like clips and that's all I needed for sure
She says on Ned Fulmer.
She is like, me with David Jowbrick.
Because I would never hear about this man
if it wasn't for Chrissy watching those videos
and reporting back.
I know, it is crazy.
I think it only has, I mean, not to shame,
but it has like 2.5K the dating video
and it's been out for a couple days.
So it's like, yeah.
So Christy's really, yeah.
She gets like 300,000.
He should be thanking her actually.
Honestly, yeah.
He's like, she's keeping him relevant.
Yeah.
That's crazy.
Yeah.
So I think.
think the strategy was let's do dating because it'll get people talking about everyone's just talking
about it but not watching. Isn't that so crazy? Yeah. Because like one of her Ned Fullmer once had
300,000 views and that couldn't even translate for him. That's probably a guy from him 2,500. Probably
2,500 people from her is. Yeah, it is rough. I haven't seen that. I'll watch. Probably better that
you, I mean, it's also like he's just not a great host. So it's like, what do you do well
exactly? I don't know because you don't try things very well. You don't do marriage very well. So
we can't really host. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.
where we go from here.
Ah, literally nowhere.
Literally just, you know, we said
chemist degree, maybe he's good at chemistry.
I don't even know.
I feel like those jobs can't be easy
to get either and he's kind of been out of the field
for so long.
Can he even chem?
No, no, I don't think so.
You're right.
So I don't know.
I mean, I wish him well,
but I want him to do something he's good at.
And so far I have not seen him do anything he's good at.
Keep trying.
Well, don't try.
Trademark.
Yeah, I don't know if he can legally try.
Do you think the try guys keep up with him?
Do you think they all keep in touch?
No, I saw another clip of two of the other, not Eugene, but the other two, with Anthony Padilla.
And they were talking about how the whole thing cost them like millions of dollars and it really like ruined their company and made them have to like reorganize a whole bunch of stuff.
So I think when it ruins your brand that badly, not just the tri guys is like the whole company.
that you can't really come back from that.
No, I know.
That is, I think I could just never be, yeah,
I could be friends with that person again.
Yeah.
Also, just like the whole, like, yeah, like the employee of it all.
The whole thing is like, it's really weird.
Yeah, I don't know.
Eventually I just disappear.
I mean, what's he going to do before?
True.
I mean, it's not getting views.
What do you do?
And this was like the whole scheme.
This was his whole plan.
Wrestling was the option.
True.
That didn't work out either.
No.
He flew a.
a jet or he was a passenger on a jet and he survived that was the whole concept too it was like
can my body survive flying on this jet plane i was like well what i guess what do you mean that was
the the concept what was the plane that was so different than anything else it was like a fighter jet or
some can my body handle the g-force of this fighter jet he thought he was like going into space or something
like that so i don't know it was a lot but i just i don't know about ned fumar but i'm also grateful
for his antics because they're the other girls aren't doing anything so I'm glad
there's something to talk about yeah I think it is one of those ones where it's like you know
the internet gets so divided on things it's like one thing we all agree on yeah it's like god you're
just being a really awful person and we need those people in the world you know to all
unite against a common foe right he is a heel which kind of like goes in wrestling you know
what I mean that makes sense you know I feel like that goes translates well yeah yeah so I'm
weirdly I know this isn't the Thanksgiving episode but weirdly also grateful I'm
Thanksgiving.
We come back on costume for Thanksgiving.
That's good to be grateful for it.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
So thank you, Ned.
As much as I enjoy reading him.
I feel like he must like it because he sets himself up for it.
For sure.
He loves humiliation.
Yeah.
It's a humiliation ritual as people call it.
At least being talked about.
Some people don't care what they're saying as long as they're being talked about.
I mean, we like that when we're like 20, but I don't know about almost 40 with kids,
which is me too.
I don't know if I need to be like negatively talked about.
Happier news, they're filming the Minecraft 2 movie.
Did you hear about this?
No.
Yes, I heard.
They were telling me to Dan Glam that they are filming it.
Did we see this or did we make this up that there was, they were looking for a female
Jack Black character in the sequel?
Oh, did we hear this?
We talked about this.
Or did I just make that up for myself?
No, we talked about this a while ago.
Yeah.
And we were at like throwing out names who it could be.
And I think.
I was on the top of the list.
I think, oh, you were on the top of the just church list.
Yes.
Yes.
But who else did we say?
We said like Melissa McCarthy, but she's kind of too teeny now.
Everyone is too teeny now.
That is so true.
Yeah.
There was one.
Remember we talked about someone else and we're like, oh, we're holding it down for the bigger girls.
I forgot.
Who?
Oh, Beaniefeld's seen as me.
Oh, okay.
But she's like, she's on Only Murder.
I've been watching Only Murderers this season.
No, but I love her.
She plays a pop star wearing all pink.
And I was kind of like, okay.
And her name is Thee and I kind of love it.
And yeah, like, no, she's not big, but she is like, you know, like, we're the same.
We went out.
Did we talk about this on the podcast?
The audition.
Remember the one I told you and Jimmy about that edition
for? And they wanted a Beanie Feldstein type
and they asked me so I was like
well I mean I love that. I didn't get it
but neither did Beanie Feltsine. There you go. Yeah.
Well it's like a teeny tiny. It was
yeah no she's like iconic
I guess I could say, could I say no probably not
who got it? Okay well we can bleep it but
it's not but very different
very different age range
different like body shape everything
I was like oh definitely not Beanie Felty
or me type so I didn't feel as bad then I was kind of like
But she's
She was already
Yeah
She's
So I don't know who got it
Maybe no one
They just delete of the character
Yeah yeah yeah
Oh my god
That's actually so funny
Okay
Yeah I was like wait
Okay
Yeah
Yeah
But she was bleat
But she was bleat
But she already was gleeve
Like I'll keep it
But I don't really know
That's funny
That's funny
I can't wait to share it and show it.
Did you say something?
No.
No.
That's for Patreon.
That's so funny.
It's so funny.
Yeah, it'll be interesting to see who gets, like,
cast it as stuff, but Minecraft I'm available.
Who would you play Minecraft?
You don't play it.
No, I'm not a Minecraft girl.
You saw the movie?
No, not even Julie Garcefa in just thirst-trapping shirtless Minecraft days.
Couldn't get you to watch it.
Who was he playing as a cosplayer?
I think he just had he was shirtless with the with the diamond axe or whatever that's it
yeah he could have fit to one movie poster just random random characters
my mom my mom like the diamond armor right just shirtless they could be a little couple
oh yeah you're supposed to she was supposed to be a couple with joie last year yes we always
need a joey christopher our group costumes that is the the tea of it all he does fit all I
I guess that's my hot topic Joey crecefa was featured in the audition
for the New Hunger Games movie.
Yes.
He didn't get the role, but they included his video in the who's it going to be,
and they showed Joey's audition.
But he didn't get that.
I guess he was considered.
It could be either way, yeah.
Do you think, did you watch this audition?
Was it public his audition?
I think it was on TikTok, yeah.
Did you watch it?
Yeah, he's a good actor, I think.
I don't know if I've ever seen him back.
I agree with you.
I think he commits to a role.
Yes, he commits.
I've never seen him, like, seriously acting, but I do think he could have.
Especially he's, like, fit.
He feels Hunger Games.
Maybe too old?
He's your age, right?
Or no, it's Hunger Games, kids, thirties.
They're 20s.
They're kids.
They're kids, yeah, under 18.
So I don't know if he can still play teen.
Right, right, right.
So that was, maybe that's why he couldn't get the role.
Did he audition for a tribute?
It was weird because it was an open casting call and no one knew the character when they
asked for people to post their auditions.
Remember, we were supposed to make a whole thing and then we never did.
I'm really disappointed you didn't because you really love Hunger Games.
Like, to me, if that was like,
Bridgetton, I'd be like doing
a full on music video production for it.
Like I'm surprised you didn't, you love it.
See, I, you know what I should have?
Because I did do a little skit with Darien one time
when we were at a botanical garden
and he was looking at some berries
that looks suspiciously like nightlock
and I made him do this skit just for an Instagram story.
So I should have just reposted that from a couple years ago.
Maybe.
Can we submit it right now?
Maybe I'll reenact it just in case I don't have it.
Do I do something?
Pretend you're about to eat a berry.
Okay.
No, Peter, that's Nightlock.
You'll be dead in a minute.
I was so scared.
That was pretty good, right?
That changed the emotion was so good.
Wow.
I'm pretty proud of that.
Honestly, I'm shocked.
Just like Matt Pat is in for now.
I'm surprised that you have not been cast to be.
You're right.
I probably should have been more adamant about getting my name in there.
And I also love McKenna Grace who's in the New Hunger game.
So, yeah.
Who's she playing?
She is, got to figure her name, but she's like the main female lead who's in the games with
Hamich.
She's another tribute from District 12.
That's right.
You read the book?
Yes.
Love the book.
Probably the best book in the, yeah.
No.
In the whole series, yeah.
Maybe catching fire and then summarize and everything, yeah.
Oh, man.
Then even more of a reason you should have auditioned.
I know, but I feel like we'll be at the premiere.
Maybe they'll use us as the correspondence.
Would love.
If it's Britney Broski, I love her, but I'm going to scream because it should be us.
Because she's always that, she always is the official red carpet correspondent for like the
live stream, but I'm manifesting that for us as the Hunger Games premiere.
Yes.
Yeah.
I'll happily go, but if only one of us go, I definitely think you should go because I think
that is like your thing.
You can get there so many avenues in so many ways.
I see you on the red carpet.
I see you there.
I think that'd be so good for you.
That's, yeah, that's my manifestation.
I really loved your original audition, too, the one where your catniss in the woods,
like in the park.
I love that one.
That's the one Moses showed me and I was like, wait, you're so good.
Like, you are very good.
Thanks, yeah.
And Joey never casted you in.
in the arena.
So I was like...
Yeah, I was never
causing
any joy
for supper production.
Ready?
One, two, three.
The arena,
the arena.
This is our world stage.
The arena.
The arena.
This is our dancing.
Cannons in the distance.
Oh, you really know the words.
I love the camera.
It's in that.
It's a na-na-da-na-da-da-da-da-da-da.
I loved the tributes.
You wanted to be in it so bad too.
I wanted to be in it so bad.
I didn't even know what Hunger Games was.
It was.
It was production for back then.
It was really good.
It really was, yeah.
Oh, man.
Poor Joey, not getting cast in it.
He is good.
He is good, but I don't think it's his fault.
I don't think they probably saw it.
Well, they did do it because they put it in the capillation.
Well, he has escaped in night, so the rollout is starting with that.
Yeah, you said he was doing press.
We didn't get that memo for him to be on the show.
Him and Nikita did a whole press promotional photo shoot for it.
Like a junket, too?
I have no idea the links of it, but he book, from what I seen from Instagram, he had a whole space, he did a little photo shoot with Nikita, flew Nikita in, she's staying, I mean, it was the title of this video, I didn't watch it fully, but he said, my new roommate, and it was Nikita, so I'm assuming she flew in a due press for Escape the Night, no Tana.
I wonder why, not Tanna, or even Ro, I mean, they really had each other's back. Like, I'm really, we love a Nikita, but I think Ro and Tanner were at the forefront. I guess they already did. They did their promotional run.
did the press run, or
even the mystery one, I guess he wants to keep it a secret,
the one I knew. Remember when he was saying? He's like,
cut that out. I was like, well, I think that's like knowledge,
yeah. That's going to be a good one, though.
Yes, the Escape the Nightgrave.
So it's coming. Yes, it is.
I'm going to be seated. We should watch the premiere.
We're already seated, yeah.
I think that's going to be good. We like the Escape the Nights.
We watch them on Patreon. Patreon.com slash Just Trish.
Where are we did an interview with Oscar,
if you guys want to see bonus episodes
from today, stuff that didn't make the cut.
And if you want to see an interview with Oscar, we did yesterday go to Patreon.
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I had to do a little.
I forgot.
I forgot you a little promo there, but I was a good interview yesterday with you.
Oh, thank you.
You're a good guest.
Yeah.
It was really good.
You're a great interviewer, the Barbara Walters of our generation.
Wow.
Thank you.
I like it when I like the people.
That's why I'm picky with guests because I'm like, I really want to like the person.
I can't just like pretend to like somebody.
I know.
Jimmy and I do try to Trish fluence you though to like who we like.
You know what?
our next thing.
But I do listen
like the Megan 2.
Like you know what I mean?
Like I trust.
So if you're like no
if you push I'll be like okay
let me let me even the 10 deficit of it all
I was like I don't know but he was like great
and we loved him and he was like so funny
and I was like we love to I'm back so I think if you like push
I'll be like okay
but you have to be rarely made sure because it is it's a tough one.
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What's the classic Halloween movie that you can't get enough of?
Ooh, I really do love a Jennifer's body.
really all year round, but always
in Halloween especially.
That's very random for you. I did not know that.
I mean, it kind of plays to my interest
as a straight male
hating
queer person. Yeah, yeah. I love
a, I love a queen who, you know,
eats men, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We're not killing people.
I'm killing boys.
That's a good, that is a good one.
Yeah.
You could have been, Jennifer.
Oh.
I would have been, what's, I'm in a
God, Neely or something.
She has glasses, doesn't she?
Yeah, and Moses could have been Adam Brody.
Adam Brody is in that, right?
Does he, yeah, he's a sacrificeer at the beginning.
Oh my God, actually, that would be a really good one.
I didn't turn to first spot.
Yeah.
You'd be so good.
But you'd be good as Jennifer, too.
I feel like you would, like, slay a cheerleading outfit and the bloody mouth and the black wig.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
For sure.
That's a good costume.
I know.
You missed it.
Yeah, we'll have to do that next year.
That's my favorite Halloween movie.
I was thinking we were talking about FNAF on last hot topics.
I was thinking we could have been.
the yesified Freddy Fazbear from drag race
Like that would have been so good
Yes from drag race UK
Yeah
It would be the yeshified everything like cheeky
Yeah
Who would you guys say chika?
Right
Isn't it?
My name is cheeky
Cheeky cheek cheek
No
That's up for Fidav?
No
Okay
I don't know what that's from
It's something
Who would you have been
Huh?
What?
Cheeky
No
There's boom boom boom
Oh okay
I thought it's take that
Okay
What was that no
Okay, I thought it was that.
Would you be, who's Freddy?
What would you guys be first?
He was already Freddie Fazvers, so you're the Yesfied Freddy.
Okay, you could be the Golden Freddy.
There's, what?
Yeah, that's Matthew Lillard.
Oh, I guess he's all.
Okay, spoiler alert.
Right.
No, because DVD, Dead by Daylight, it's a game.
He got his own skin on there.
You can take the head off and it's Matthew Lillard.
Oh, T. Okay, we need Matthew Lillard on this podcast.
Who would you be?
Oh, I might be Marionette.
Oh.
I see that for you.
What was she?
Marinette?
She's in the new one.
Yeah, she's in the, she's in two.
Yeah, she's in the sequel.
Is she fierce?
Yeah, okay.
Jimmy?
I fear I might be Chica.
Oh, you can be Chica since I didn't know her name.
You can be here.
I do love Chica.
She, I loved her in security breach when her face gets torn off.
Oh my God.
We tried to play security breach.
Wait, what is that?
One of the game.
We tried it?
Yes.
We tried and failed.
Yeah.
I don't even think we got past, like, loading screen.
We're not like gamers.
I thought you were a gamer.
Very selective games I'm good at.
Very selective.
Just the runway one you like.
I love a Justin Press.
I love a Fortnite.
Oh, yeah, you are good at that.
That's kind of it.
Marvel Rivals.
That's pretty much, yeah.
I have to play a lot of games to get good at it, though.
Yes, same.
I'm not like a naturally, I can't.
I feel like Cali can, you can kind of pick up a game usually.
I can't.
I can't either.
We tried that.
That Fortnite couldn't even lay.
I could be your little cupcake.
Animal Crossing, she could have got off the island.
What's her name?
I don't know.
You don't know the cupcake name?
I think it's just cupcake.
Yeah.
Oh, she's like kind of cutesy, right?
Yeah, like a little tooth.
And she's pink.
Right, and she's pink.
Right, and a little tooth. Mom, which character are you being?
You saw it with us.
You saw it last year with us on Thanksgiving or two years ago, whenever it came out.
What, that, Freddy?
Yeah.
No, booze.
You could be foxy.
You could be foxy because you got the eye patch and the hook.
Okay, that would be kind of pears.
Yeah.
And like pierced behind the curtain.
The Pirates Cove.
Who's the little boy?
Who's Hutchard's...
What is his name?
What is his name?
Why?
Because the puppets are the main team.
Oh, the puppet.
Yeah.
Are they all puppets?
Okay.
Well, they're an electronic.
Well, there is one called the puppet, and it's, like, a security creature that, like, can scan
biosignatures to no fear.
Oh, my God, okay.
I don't know.
You ate on that.
I don't know what that is.
A couple theory videos from...
Okay.
They should put you in that.
Matt, watch out, because you can have the cameo with the next one.
I am excited for that one.
I am going to be...
I like the movie.
It's like Minecraft, too.
I love the movie.
Don't know about playing the game.
I agree.
It sounds...
Not exciting.
At all, honestly.
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Halloween edition
making a munching box
I was saying
munching and buzz
what I was gonna say
David Doberk did address
that the Skybreet
Skybre eating him
eating his butt in an elevator
Did you hear that?
No I heard the original
like that story
Yeah the original story
And then he went and like
filmed a video with her I guess
Like after it all like broke
And I guess she had like a fireplace
set up and stuff
because she thought like he wanted to come over
to get his scene
But he came over with Natalie
So then she turned the fireplace off
And she was like
It was really awkward
And I was like
Well why would you go over there
just to film a bit if she didn't like know that
I don't know the whole thing was where he talked about it on his podcast
the other day I know I'm never watching this podcast again
it's literally you guys is her number one Spotify
rap it's gonna be like you are in the top
0.1% of listeners it's gonna be
Trisha Kay Payton's and I'm scared I hope that
David sends you something for being the one
listener of his podcast
I can give like a video like
10 yes thank you so much
but you're the top viewer
that's gonna be you
I googled like can people see what you listen to on
sweater, but because I was like, you can.
If you're friends with somebody, you can see what your friend is.
Oh, my God.
Mine is literally like views and rumming, but I swear it's only because I've been rehearsing.
Like, it's because I've been rehearsing and that's it.
But I really am annoyed, but he had addressed that.
So he didn't want to get rimmed?
Is that the takeaway?
Yeah, not by her, I guess.
I don't know.
So this was a vlog bit that he went to go get his.
Yeah.
And then.
I don't live for actor, David.
There's something about every, because every clip I've seen lately, it's like a bit.
And because I guess now he has to be more in front of the camera, right?
Yeah.
But he's not a good actor.
So, like, the bits just kind of fall flat because he can't really sell it.
It's like an impromptu thing.
Yeah, no, I don't like any of these.
I don't ever see the blogs ever.
I never see TikToks.
I never see anything.
Just listen to my ear and there.
There needs to be more podcasts out there, not men podcasts, but just podcasts in general.
I need to hear more because I still love so many.
And then they just all, like, went off.
And I'm just like, where are these, where's impulsive?
I fear, unfortunately, for the world, it's still.
kicking. I never, I never see it. Yeah, it's better that way. I would assume. Like, who are they
interviewing? What are they talking about? You don't want to know. Wait, really? Is it just like
dubious people? Yeah. Aiden Ross, I don't know. There's like the whole, like, line of streamers that
I'm just like, I have no idea. Yeah. And I, the only time I hear about them is against my will,
you know, yeah, if I could get that lobotomy and just have them erased. Yeah. But we found
that lobotomy is scrambling your brain, huh? Yeah. Yeah.
I don't know that works that way.
You need to get, like, the Ariana Grande.
It's Turtle Sunshine, yeah, yeah.
We can't be friends.
Yeah, it's holding on to that little teddy bear getting her memories erased.
That's more fierce to me, yeah.
I love Ariana.
She really is great, right?
Like, she kind of is the one.
It is the people's princess, yeah.
You post the lyrics day of Demi Lovato's song.
I love, yes.
That one is good.
I listen because of you.
I went to go listen.
I was like, I love these lyrics.
I want these lyrics.
I want to go listen.
I know.
I love Demi's new album.
It's not that deep.
It is so, so, so, so is good.
genuinely even if she wasn't oh i'm sitting on the same chair she did oh my gosh but if she wasn't on
the chair i would still love it it's so good it's so and there's so many bops in there for every
emotional spectrum so i was like i love that i love when you post because you don't post often
but when you do it's serious yeah it's serious that's how i'm like everyone needs to go to stream
it's not that deep so favorite song of the moment is that yeah yeah she has one song called
um frequency that i really like to kiss
She really says a single I love to
It's very fun
It's very gay
It's very for the girls
It's a good time
But it's not too much either
Like people were worried it was gonna be too
Brat
Like to Charlie XXX
She was getting those comparisons a lot
But it's not
Yeah
It's still like the Demi lane
It's very poppy
There are some clubby moments
But it's still like that pop rock kind of vibe
So
I love it I don't really I don't listen to music
But I listen to Demi Lavato's and I thought I was like really good
It's really good
I need to listen to at the moment
To be honest
um beetle juice you're gonna come see it i hope so i'm wait you found out information yet i haven't heard
if it's improved yet it's i hate having a real job this time yeah yeah but i really want to go
i know i really want to go you don't beetle juice you like beetle juice the movie the musical i've
seen the beetle juice too that's wild like what do you mean no i saw the first one but in the
cemetery in the hollywood feather cemetery yes why in the cemetery just like on your
iPhone.
You're just like, let me watch this year.
In Hollywood, they do screenings, like movie screenings.
Oh.
Yes.
And so in October, they do like spooky movies.
And, yeah, Beetlejuice is one of them.
That doesn't seem very ethical.
You're just like sitting on someone's like, great?
I know, T.
It is kind of odd.
I mean, they have events there and concerts there.
Sabrina Carpenter and oh, remember she did that Q&A with Owen Theo?
Oh, yeah, yeah.
She did it there at the cemetery.
sitting on the floor. Yeah, it's like a picnic style thing. A lot of celebrities go, like Olivia
Rodrigo goes, Sabrina Carpenter goes. In theory, it sounds like cute, I suppose. But like, even
when I go, are you supposed to like walk in between so you're not like stepping on people's like graves?
I guess so. Yeah, I'm just like sitting there. Watching Beetlejuice or Sabrina Carpenter.
Okay. Favorite character from Beetlejuice?
Um. Oh.
Time's up.
I'm going to ask everyone this question, so think about it.
My favorite character is Maxine Dean.
Come see me, November 4th.
Who does Jenna where to take a play?
Lydia's daughter?
I don't know her name.
She's like a character for Beetlejuice.
That's your favorite character?
I love you.
In the sequel.
They're all great characters.
We love a Beetlejuice.
Anything else?
Oh, wait, you do.
What are these little boxes?
Oh, thank you for reminding me.
I forgot to give these to you.
You can just open one.
They're kind of similar.
They're all the same?
Not the same, but similar vibe.
I was supposed to give this to you in July.
Okay.
But they kind of fit the vibe of Halloween, I think.
I love gifts for Halloween.
Yeah.
I saw you.
Happy what?
Fourth of July.
Okay.
You look crazy over there.
You're like all dark.
You can't have the camera on you, but you are like so not lit today.
And you have your beard.
That's scary.
You're like Tom Hank.
There's a twist.
It's not, yeah, there's more, you got to open it, yeah.
Oh, it's re-sealed.
You did Moses over here to reselling it back together.
Oh my gosh.
Do we still love the boo-boos, consensus on the booboos?
Yeah, less hyper-fixated, but I still love and appreciate mine, the ones I have.
Any new hyper-fixation?
Um, I fear Fanaff after horror nights, to be honest.
Wow, even though the pizza was bad.
Yeah, and Jimmy also had the pizza too.
I saw it.
Yeah, I saw your story.
You went last night.
I came about it.
Yesified.
I guess if I have a boobo.
Yeah.
So shout out.
No, Julietta on Instagram.
She puts little acrylics, yeah.
This is so cute.
And the lashes?
Yeah, she gives them full beats.
Oh, my God.
Oh, we love Lubu's.
I re-sparked my interest in Labuboos.
This is so cute.
She calls them Labatties, which I love.
So shout out Julieta.
We should have been Labibu's.
That's a good costume, too.
It is a good costume.
Yeah, Morgan Adams did LaBoo, though.
Oh, with a group or by herself.
With her podcast co-host.
Not Shane.
or Ryden Apples out.
She has podcast?
Yeah, she just started it.
Oh, how is it?
It's really cute.
She does, like, I mean, I don't know if you would like it because she does, like, a lot of Reddit stories and you don't live for a Reddit story, but she's really cute.
Stuff like that.
Yeah, craziest Reddit stories.
But, I mean, her and her and her calls are so cute.
I mean, and this is, like, everyone does those right, even the, what are they called the, what are the shortened version of I-M-I-A-T-A?
Yeah, yeah.
Like, everyone does that was right for their podcast, but I'm like, isn't that just sort of like not many efforts?
Are there's nachos yet?
Yeah.
Like, I feel like we should just go on, like, you know what I mean?
Just go on Reddit and just read stories that's like not even ours.
Because I see people do it on TikTok.
They'll do like, get ready with me and then tell like a whole story and like, wow, this person's a crazy life.
And then like from Reddit.
And I was like, so you just took someone else a story.
And people magazine writes them up too.
And then like, so they get me.
I'm like, ooh, this sounds like a crazy story.
And I'm like, well, you just stole this from Reddit, but whatever.
Can you do that?
I guess if you just say where it's from.
I have no idea.
It seems unethical.
unethical and I don't know
I guess smart maybe people like it I don't know
Who knows maybe people like it
Well this is amazing
I love this are they all the same color
They're all different
Yeah
Love it are we
Yeah
You don't have to open them all but
And I love the sheep
I love me about the pink sheep
Because I would have been the pink sheep
Had I not been the trash man
I would have been the pink
Because she slays
And pink
And pink yes
I know there was no other pink outfit
We have the pink pig right here
These are a little Swafsky
Minecraft and I really love these
They stay up in my bedroom actually.
They're like on display.
They're my favorite.
I really do something with the Minecraft movie put me in a happy mood.
It really did.
Like I saw it and I was like, I'm getting endorphins from it.
But Oscar, I hope we have a great vacation.
Well, dessert vacation.
Thank you.
I hope you have a great time in New York.
Oh, we're going to, it's going to be great.
And I'm going to see you there.
I'm going to see Jimmy there.
I'm going to see somebody there.
It's going to be so much fun.
And I have to see you guys there.
New York.
Black Dream.
Concrete jungle where dreams are made of.
There's nothing we care you.
Now we're in New York.
Mary Glee of us.
Good job, everybody.
Thank you.
All right, Oscar Gracie.
It's so funny when we're like doing this.
I get like nervous.
I'm always like, oh, it's so official.
Thanks for being here.
Thanks for having me.
You look great as to Steve.
You can wear this for all the time.
Come on in chicken jockey.
Yay.
Chicken jockey.
Oh.
Oh, you were in character.
That was good.
Oh, yeah, you should have an impersonation.
All right, up next we have the chicken jockey.
Problematic fave this year.
Problematic.
Yeah, you were the reason people were bringing live chickens into the theater.
Oh, okay.
Well, I had nothing to do with that.
Address the controversy.
This is okay.
Well, we love this.
First of all, the masks is everything.
Did you make the mask?
You bought it.
I bought the mask.
To do a face.
Reveal, see who's underneath the chicken jockey.
Because I don't even know if you can hear me.
Wow.
Hey!
Face reveal.
It's beautiful.
Yay.
I really wanted to paint my face green and I did like a run through yesterday and it was just like not giving.
You know what?
That's good for you to like no though.
You know, you like you tried it.
You're like, you know what?
Maybe not.
Imagine I didn't do a run through and I just showed up and I'm like, this is awful.
Always need a run through.
You do.
Yeah, we have, yeah.
Green paint is hard to pull off, but I'm glad you made it.
Can you see anybody?
She's fine.
Okay, all right, great.
Okay, T.
Why, the chicken Jackie?
Because he's the most iconic in Minecraft.
Okay.
You saw the movie?
I love, and he's super rare.
Of course I saw the movie, yeah.
Oh, you're talking about the game.
He's super rare.
Yes, yeah.
That's why he's so beloved.
He's also a big deal when he came out.
Yeah, because people love him.
So it's a creeper on top of a chicken.
It's like the little kid creeper on a chicken.
Love it.
I think this is great.
You saw both.
You liked the movie.
Your streamer.
You're a streamer on Twitter.
Twitch Calgator 143.
Yes.
Happy Halloween.
What's your Halloween plans?
Well, this is it.
We've been doing like giveaways on my stream and that's about it.
It's done?
What?
It's wrapped?
Yeah, it is.
The Halloween giveaway is.
It is.
What was the big blue thing you wore the other day?
That was Poppy Playtime from a movie, from a game also.
What game?
Poppy's Playtime.
Okay.
It was Huggy Woggy.
Is it like a children's game or it sounds like one?
No, it's a spooky game.
Yeah.
I sometimes as you like spooky games because my sister is scared of everything.
I can't do it.
Maybe go to Halloween Horn Nights before it's over.
I'm not going to do that either.
Oscar was telling me on Last Hot Topics about the mazes this year, and there is a one where they put poop everywhere.
What?
You're lying.
Yes.
That's for Ice Spice.
What?
What?
They call her Miss Poopi.
Okay.
Random.
What do you mean?
I don't know.
She's always seeing about, like, farting and pooping all the time.
Okay.
Didn't know that, but I love it.
You didn't?
She sings it like in every song.
Okay.
Well, I guess everyone has their thing, I suppose.
You were talking about, someone suggested you talk about whose photos, some random.
And Jimmy's like, oh, yeah, I saw that.
Oh, Aretha Franklin photos.
Because I was brainstorming some hot topics and I'm like, oh, God, it's a little dry.
But one of my friends is like, you got to talk about this.
I was looking at the photos.
I'm like, these got to be AI.
I don't understand.
Like, what are they?
I got to show you some.
Hold on.
Are they AI?
though or are they? No, I guess they're real, but
like, she had like a Fanta in one with
solo cups at Kmart and I'm like, that's
not real. It can't be.
Katz, like, maybe they talked about this already. I'm like, we definitely
did not talk about that ever. Well, my
other big ones. These are just like little ones.
Oh, okay, okay. How long do it take you to make this?
Only a day, actually.
That's a long time, like a whole day? I can't
find it. Like a whole 24 hours? No, not a whole
24 hours. No, no, no, no.
I can try to find them on my life. Aritha Franklin.
Aretha Franklin holding a pop or something? I don't
A Fanta at Kmart.
There's a few different ones.
There's one with Brandy.
That's a random one.
The singer Brandy?
Yes.
Oh, my random.
They're just super random and I don't know why they're going around.
But yeah, I guess that's like it was trending a little bit.
They're into her right now, Brandy and Monica.
Are they?
Yes.
Love her.
I just watched, I know we did last summer, the most recent one.
Oh, the sequel.
Oh, the most recent.
Is Brandy in it?
Yes.
They, her, Freddie Pince Jr., and Jennifer,
for Love Hewitt, we're in it.
No, Sarah, Michelle Gallagher for a minute.
No.
Yeah, she was the ghost.
She was the ghost of herself.
Oh, you're right, you're right, you're right.
Yeah, mm-hmm, she was.
Millennial couple's still hanging out, hanging on.
I love that.
Yeah, I do too.
Stax, what is it?
Oh, here it is.
Yeah.
Oh, okay, this one's good, too.
The only reason why I don't think it's AI, because in one of the photos, you can
scroll down to.
Oh, yeah, that doesn't look like AI, too.
You just not because she's in a Walmart?
It's AI or what?
No, but like she's got, she's just in there by herself, but in another photo, she did have security.
No.
What do you mean?
But, like, people go places by themselves.
No.
I feel like she's so popular.
Yes.
Well, in one of the photos, she does have security, so.
Oh, okay.
Okay, okay, everyone's sending them now.
I got Oscar.
Oh, the- there's four in it.
Okay.
To me, this looks like me.
This looks like me around.
Goodbye.
Getting the band-to-checky on it.
But that's the kind of look like AI.
I mean, what's so blurry, first of all.
Is Kmart?
around? Yes, girl.
Yes, it is. Yes, there's one in North
Hollywood, one in Burbank, one in... I'm
going on a venture then. Yeah, I just passed
one the other day.
That looks like me. I think you're
great. I mean, she's Slay, but I don't know, they're just
popping up everywhere, and I'm not quite sure why
everyone's talking about it. That's so
random. I heard you say it earlier, and I was like,
okay. I think she is
no longer with us, though, so... She is not, and
I forgot about that.
And I was like... She passed away.
I didn't.
But I love that her memory is still.
Yeah, like that's iconic.
I hope people find photos of me
coming out of the grocery store like that.
I don't think you have to worry about that.
I kind of want to recreate those, actually.
That's kind of everything.
I'll forward them to you then.
I do with Walmart.
The Walmart up in Oxnard, the one by Dairy Queen.
Oh, that one's so nice.
I do.
I would go there.
I love that one.
And it's also by Raising Cains.
Man, Oxnard has it all figured out for sure.
I want Raising Cain so bad too.
Oof, that sounds good, especially with this chicken in front of me.
Oh, right.
Calm down.
It sounds so good.
Isn't it coming here to the 1,000 oaks?
It is.
Yes, I'm so excited for that.
We're bringing so much tours in 2,000 Oaks with the Raising Keynes, the Trish Museum.
There's going to be so many people coming here.
I'm so excited.
You are.
You're stimulating the Thousand Oaks economy.
I love it.
We need to have more people come here.
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I've been busy I've been planning costumes so much so I've died you tell me about it I know
I've done 200 costumes this year I thought too like hey we're gonna be like low key no no there's
no key with us we love a Halloween we love a costume if there's a chance to dress up we're
doing it. How many days did you do on your stream of costumes? Um, I think I've done five different
costumes so far. Wow. That is a lot. And you do like the wigs and all that stuff like that. I do the
wigs and I do the costumes obviously, but and then I play games in it. Your talent has always been
making costumes, I will say. It's so crazy. My sister used to go to Halloween parties inside the
neighborhood we live in now like 10 or 12 years ago, like a really long time ago. And she'd always
come home and like, oh my God, I went into this like boogey neighborhood and they had mermaids in the
I feel like I manifested this for you, you know?
That is true.
My sister found my dream house in here.
It's like, anyways, there's like slides.
There's water slides I was talking about.
And my sister showed it to me.
And I was like, I say a good deal because it was like so much property, so much house for like, because we do live so far off from L.A.
And I was like, what is this place?
And we went to come look at it.
And like, I remember when we like drove in.
I was like, oh, my God, this is like the place.
And yeah, you were the one who showed me that.
And I was like, okay, I love it.
Because we had never even heard of this area.
And it was wonderful.
So you did.
And you did all the Halloween parties.
but you used to make all your costumes.
Adam Neve, you made.
Yep.
The mermaid.
Yep.
Did you poison ivy?
No, but honestly, I could have just used the Eve one for poison ivy.
Oh, yeah, maybe that's why I was thinking.
Yeah, you always looked so good.
You were just like really crafty.
Thank you.
I was not going to glam about this the other day because they're like, oh, you know,
they're asking about your like dating life.
Any updates on the dating life?
There's no updates.
That's fine, but it's great.
Yeah.
Who heard yesterday, Chloe on season one of the new Kardashians said, I'm sorry, episode
wanted the new season. She's like, he's like, you seem really happy. She goes, yeah,
because I'm not dating anybody. Yeah. And I thought of you. She talked it. Yeah. She did,
she did look happy. She looked glowing. But they were asking, oh, just Callie dating. And I was
like, no. I'm like, oh, it's so crazy because she's like such a good catch. And I was
like, oh my gosh, she looks so good. And I said, you're really crafty. You're crafty
in your handy and you cook and you think stuff I can't do. And you're so good. And you're so
good. You do like all of it. You're independent. Thank you. You are like the perfect catch.
But you, I fear you are like a Chloe in a sense, in a good way, I guess, of like, who's
going to be good enough for you, honestly, because you do it all yourself.
Thank you.
So someone would have to do, I mean.
They would have to take that over for me.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, and it's so.
Lighten my load.
Yeah, lighten your load.
Because that, right, isn't that the, like, the reason you get in relation to
enhance your life, but it's like, you do it all already.
It's hard because someone, like, most men want someone to do that stuff for them.
I'm just like, no, you need to do this.
Yeah, people will say marriage is for men because they get a housekeeper, a cleaner, all of them.
I am manifesting.
I know you're having single, and we love.
that for you so I'm manifesting finding someone for you and I do think in the near future
someone I may know that I don't know yet but I think I'm gonna know you know I know yes I really feel
it does the same likes the same vibes the same area yes I feel it and Oscar can thank for that one
because ever since you and then we just and you really push for it and I'm like and then I'm like but
maybe okay so I it's a part of a bigger plan yes it is it feels natural so if it doesn't it's fine
But if it does, I mean, we'll see.
Because my sister does love to be at home, as do I.
But sometimes you won't need someone being at home because you're not on the apps or anything.
So sometimes I need to bring you somebody.
Right.
And I think I can do that, yes.
Not that I love, I love you being single.
I love all that too.
But just in case, maybe.
We'll see how it happens.
Because you are such a good catch.
And I was saying that I was like, you really point in being this.
Like my sister can make anything.
My sister was the original Moses.
She used to just like do, if I needed something done, my sister could just like get it done.
Like she just knows how to get stuff done.
I used to be your decorator, too.
Decorator assistant.
I even decorated one of the Christmases, the trees.
Yeah, last year you came and decorated ours.
Yeah.
We can use you again if you would like to come back.
Reprise your role as the Christmas decorator.
I can do it.
You are very good.
You know, you're really good at all that.
Thank you.
Clean poopie sheets that weren't mine.
Oh, God.
People love that story.
Did you tell that story recently?
Yeah, that's the horror night maze.
Oh, my God, what happened?
That was following.
good you're good okay yeah that was that was you tell that story we've told that story
everyone knows that story no okay no one in this room oh god yeah no one in this room
but she took a picture of it too i did because i oh my god i have the picture i had the proof
can you send that for people yeah yeah i got you i got you i had to because i feel like no one
would have like believed me i think i sent it to mom and i was like oh my god never again this is just
too much now it's that's crazy
actually that one is that one's crazy oh my god you've done it all i guess is the is the point of it
you really you've really done it all and i love seeing you in your twitch area you're giving you're giving
vanilla mace you're giving vanilla mace you're giving all of it like you i love you as a twitch girl
you go on twitch con next year no i won't be participating in and in those cons no no you're not
about it well no there was an incident with a big streamer that like yeah we talked about it yeah
um so i think
that's just not for me.
How about meetups?
Would you ever do like meetups?
Because you talk to your viewers all the time, yeah.
They come to my meetups sometimes, people that watch you on Twitch.
Oh, love that.
I'm like, oh, I follow Cal here.
I'm one of her moderators.
Love that.
My moderators.
I think so.
Did I meet one at the show's?
Who?
She's like, oh, I, yeah.
Oh, no, you're talking about someone that I played with on Community Day.
Oh, maybe that.
Right, right, right.
Same kind of thing.
Moderator.
I was like, what?
Have you met a moderator in real life?
I have, yes.
how like you're like let's go meet up for coffee um yeah well we had lunch and he was crazy he was wearing
um one of mom's posh marks i love i love and he was like can i just say your mom hooked it up
for me what did you send extra stuff or just yeah i guess yeah mom will do that she will send
extra stuff to people for sure yeah she's the queen for that i know we love a posh i love when people
come to meet and greets being like this is your office yeah we love poshmark trick no i do too i mean
Trish Hammydown is like iconic.
I love them still.
I was going to say when's the last time you shopper clothes.
Not, God, it's been years.
Between you and mom, I'm always like, that's cute.
You're like, it was yours.
I was like, okay.
Well, it's going to good guys.
You guys make it look good.
It makes me like, won it back sometimes.
I'm kind of like, oh, that actually is really cute.
You don't always have it back whenever you want.
I do not need more clothes, that's for sure.
But you always make it look really cute.
Thank you.
I love.
What are your plans this weekend?
Streaming?
Streaming, yes.
We have our last giveaway, and it's going to be
a good time and yeah just chill i'm probably gonna hand out candy oh you are yeah we went to
Costco and i got a big old bag oh god that makes you want to eat all the candy i have been
dipping into it which kind it's all the favorites so it's all the good candies in one bag
snickers snickers milky way butterfingers reeses butter fingers are so hard to find peanut
m&Ms are you get the big size the full size a big big bag okay but not many oh you mean full
Candies. No, but I let them take. No, you have to do the full candies. I hate sugar
treating together those little ones. What do you mean? They're so tiny. Well, you can have
a handful. No, then you eat too much. Then you're promoting over-eating. It's too much. It's too
much. It really is. Because I eat when we did Disneyland, I ate the whole bag and it was like
literally a hundred of them. Like it was, yeah. What about kids that don't get candy
at all throughout the year? That's why you should give them a big one. Be like, here's a big one.
That handful. Oh, you think? But what if they're like, I don't want a variety?
They don't want Milky Way. They want only those.
First of all, Milky Way is my favorite. That's crazy. And honestly.
I don't know if there's going to be any left by the time that comes around.
That's your favorite?
Yes.
Do you remember three musketeers?
Oh, my God.
Oh, are they the round?
Yeah.
The flip.
We have three musketeers?
No.
What?
I've never seen you be three musketeers.
What?
You know, Reese's Fast Break?
Oh, yes.
That's my jam.
Rees's fast break.
Reese's Big Pups.
Like, Reesies are my absolute mom's too.
That's the Faye.
The Reese's cups we had to stop because they're just too much.
But mom doesn't.
I feel like she hides them from me a little bit.
I was like,
in your bathroom.
I was like, sometimes you got you.
Sometimes you got to preserve those, you know.
And I get it because sometimes.
When I came back, though, I saw one, one, two
piece was gone.
Oh, you found him.
That must have been the dogs.
I don't know.
Gonna find them.
I love, you know, sometimes you have to.
Malvo does that with her toys.
She hides them from Elvis.
She's like, am I always going to want my toys?
She's in the situation, yes.
She's right.
And then Moswell always be like, she doesn't want your toys.
And I'm like, yes, she does.
She always tries to get Malbu's toys always.
So, bye.
I feel so bad.
I feel like.
Come back.
Okay.
I feel like maybe
I just like bye
I gotta go
Is I gonna give Malibu trauma
When she's older and like horrid stuff
I think they all
Not trauma but they all are like
Even Elvis she like as soon as she gets a toy
She starts running like as soon she hears Malibu runs
But Malibu the same way when she hears Elvis comes up
She's like get all the toys
So I think it's just
It's siblings you know you gotta just
Now I get that
Learn and they're so close in age so
We weren't even close in age
I'm like wow
You've got a lot of nice stuff
That I would like to have to have to
I know, I know.
But you were always pretty good about sharing, so thanks for that.
Thanks.
Yeah.
I really, yeah, I guess.
I guess you have so many toys.
That's like, you know, I have so much toys.
We did a lot of trades too.
Yeah, we were far enough of part two where it's like maybe like I didn't care about
the same things.
We definitely didn't like when it comes like leftovers, like the same kind of food
and stuff.
Oh, yeah.
Like, oh my gosh, like who ate all like the leftovers because we had a very different
taste.
Favorite movie of this year?
Of this year?
Yeah.
Terrifier?
Fairfire too.
That wasn't this year?
Oh, it wasn't this year?
I think it was,
one did the last one come out
Oh, a while ago.
Oh, wasn't that this year?
Why did they do a maze?
A black phone two.
Oh.
Harrisport is hiding them.
You're going to have to chuck it out.
Three musketeers.
Thank you.
Oh my gosh.
This is so hard to eat a beard.
I don't have people eat in a beer.
Like, I was trying to eat the peanut butter cookie earlier.
Trick or treat.
Yeah, he was eating a runny egg yesterday
because he shaved underneath that.
And I was like, you eat runny egg again,
but just not with a beard.
And I was like, uh.
You'd have to wash your feet.
face immediately. Do you wash the beard or do you shampoo the beard?
Hmm. That's a good question. Do you wash your beard or do you shampoo your beard?
Okay. Do you want to do anything? You've never had a beard in your whole life.
Oh gosh. I really have a beard every day. What are you talking about? Well he's got like more scruff.
That's beardy. That's being like Doug Dynasty beard. I honestly think you should go full beard. I know you don't have to
camera on you.
I love it.
Oh, love that.
I love a beard.
Even me.
It's so funny because all the females in my life this morning, like, they came in and
they're like, they saw my beard and like, oh, my God, me after like not shaving
for like a day.
And I was like, but also me.
And then my other friend was just like, oh, my God, me too.
If I don't wax for a week.
And that's like literally same.
Like all the girls.
But then all the boys around us can't grow a beard, can't grow a mustache.
But then all the girls, me include him.
I got tormented for it when I was like a little kid, like having like a really dark mustache.
I'm like, oh, that's so weird.
It's completely normal for girls to have hair, by the way.
I also feel like the woman from Greatest Show.
Oh, yes.
I'm not scared to be seen.
Maybe you should do that TikTok.
Watch out, because here I go.
Yeah, I like it.
There's nothing wrong for having hair on your face.
Like, that's my pet peeve.
Oh, my God.
Twitter especially, they love to comment on a female's, like, body hair.
If they have back hair, if they have, like, hair on their face, it tries me absolutely nuts.
I'm like, it's completely normal.
Yeah, no.
I remember we bleached it, our mustache.
Oh, you're right.
And our toe hair, too, because mom want to let us shave it.
And I was like, but I don't like having time.
And you know what I did?
I shaved it anyway.
Yeah, I can't have to.
It's just fair.
Like, when is she going to let me do it anyway?
I think it was because she don't want, like, knowing what we know now, right, having
to shave your whole life.
Like, don't start them too early.
But kids make fun of you for having hairy legs.
It's a catch-22.
Which is so stupid.
Like, what do you mean you're making money?
And you have, like, three different razors, like the Venus raisers.
I'm like, I would like to use that.
And the skin to mint.
Oh, yeah.
Shaving cream.
Oh, yeah.
Love that.
Yeah.
But going back to your question, I haven't seen any new ones, but my favorite Halloween movie all time is Scream, the original Scream or Halloween.
Wow.
The original Halloween?
Yeah.
Why?
I don't know.
There's like it's, because I don't handle scary very well and I don't like gory.
And I just think it's so silly, those kinds of movies.
Scream's scary.
I think Scream's scary.
Really?
Matthew Lillard is that.
I think they're doing a remake of that too.
Oh, I love it.
It is interesting how things just like come back because people have like no original ideas.
I guess weapons was original, right?
Yeah, because that's like original.
I still need to watch sinners.
That was a good, scary movie, too.
Demonic?
Vampires.
I don't know about vampires, unless it's Twilight.
Why?
Because they're, like, scary.
I don't know.
They're just, like, not my, but.
That is something that we've never done.
We never did, like, the vampire thing.
We didn't watch True Blood.
We didn't watch Vampire Diaries.
I didn't even watch Twilight until a couple years ago.
Really?
I liked it, but.
And then you were, like, in love.
You liked it.
You did a whole skin on it.
You're like, bring it.
the dog over so he can be the baby wolf.
That's right.
Yeah, I forgot about that.
Killabuck.
Yeah.
A chelabuck was his name.
We watched it recently.
That's so funny.
The dogs were great.
They were paid actors on that for sure.
They were wonderful.
They were unpaid, but that's fine.
Yeah, they got treats or something.
They did.
Yes.
Yeah, I'm not into horror.
We don't watch anything scary.
I don't know.
I don't really any of that stuff.
I loved your, um, your K-pop Demon Hunter.
Her's cosplay is Gorge.
Melvin wants to be roomy.
She has it on her game, like the little purple hair, and she loves it.
So I think maybe we'll have to try and find maybe by tomorrow.
I feel like that should be easy to do, too.
Yeah, they have not like Amazon.
Yeah, she would be.
She would kind of make that.
Is she going to try ramen noodles?
I don't know she would like a...
Oh, not spicy.
Well, not spicy.
You like ramen?
I love ramen.
I love ramen, yes.
Really?
I don't know that.
I've never seen you eat ramen noodles.
What?
Yeah.
I always have them.
Marra Chan.
But you know what?
I don't like the Bulldack.
Is that what it is?
I don't like those.
Oh, that's when everyone eats on, like, TikTok and stuff like that.
It just looks like it would hurt your stomach or something.
It's really spicy, but I don't like the flavor of it.
I like the OG, like Maru-chan.
Never heard of it.
Oh, well.
I don't eat ramen.
No, I know you don't.
But I love a noodle.
I love the texture of a noodle.
You just don't like soupy kind of things either.
Uh-uh.
No, I can't drink.
I like liquids.
Not.
Right.
Oh, you guys already talked about Kristen Bell.
Well, we can talk about that more.
The Kristen Bell?
Yeah.
Okay.
Did you see what Jack Shepard posted about?
No.
Oh, he did a follow-up?
She posted about him.
I was trying to restart.
Oh, she did?
No-uh.
Yeah, it was her post.
Oh, and she said, oh, she said you could murder me at any point.
She did an anniversary post.
It's a happy 12 years to the man who said that he would never kill me,
even though he has lots of incentive to.
if he wants to or something like that.
Right.
Right.
Is that the gist of it?
That's just so odd.
But you know what I think that she is?
You know how like early 2000, like 2009, 2010, whatever?
There was like everyone was like the cool girl.
Like the Emma Stone.
That's her.
Yeah, yeah.
Wants to be well liked by like, oh, she's just a chill girl, you know.
That's all them.
Like men.
Like lively.
Oh, yes.
Yeah.
They're all the.
She's like, I'm just a beer drinking girl, you know?
Like, okay.
Whatever.
I mean, yeah, but that's kind of like in girls' nature.
I feel like earlier when you're like, I don't listen to Ariana Grande, sorry.
That's not, that's just the truth.
But I love her.
But maybe that's their truth.
You know what I mean?
Britney Spears.
Right.
So.
I mean, I don't really like girls' stuff either.
I like Minecraft, so.
Have you ever played it?
Yes, I love it.
I play it all the time.
Right.
I love Minecraft.
No, I'm in my, I'm in my boy era for sure.
I like all boy things.
Oh, your boy mom now.
Yeah.
So I like the superheroes.
about the lore of Minecraft
because the second movie
is based on a very big character
of Minecraft.
Which one?
Alex.
Oh, this is news.
What is that?
What does that mean?
Alex is in the game.
Who's Alex?
Alex is like the girl
version of...
Was she in the movie?
No.
That's the next movie.
We said Jack,
you just, we talk about it.
Yeah, she's a female Jack Black.
Yeah.
Oh, she's not a girl.
She's a woman.
That's who you want to be.
You want to be Alex.
Oh, her name's Alex?
Is she Chubby?
Yes.
Is she Chubby?
Well, here's the thing.
You said the female version of Jack Black
and you immediately went to Chubby.
They're all blocked characters.
Like, I think you could be any size.
They're all blocked?
Blocks.
Like, they're blocky.
They're stocky.
Yeah.
Steve, too?
Yes.
They look just like the crystals.
Really?
Yeah.
Oh, like this one?
Yeah.
Yeah, they literally look like that in the game.
Oh, interesting.
You've really got to be anybody.
Yes, it can be anyone.
Oh, I like that.
Oh, okay.
That's really cute.
love that. I love when they, yeah. Okay, great.
I'll be here. Alex. You could be
her. Yeah. But I was just saying.
I love red hair. I love red hair. Yeah.
I love red hair moment. I'm here
for it. Yeah, people were upset that Alex
wasn't featured in the first movie.
But I thought that
they were going to do a second movie with just
her. Oh. So I called that.
I clocked that team. I am in my acting
era. I hope you. Oh, my God.
Imagine it. I'm actually coming back. Did you know I'm coming back
for a day. I do know. I do an acting job. I know.
Oh, you know? I told you or mom told you?
Mom.
So if you don't want anything to get past or...
She's so cute.
Oh, my God, she's so cute.
Okay, I don't know why then I just...
I tell me because I was like, oh, they want to cast me.
Well, no.
I was like, they need that.
I think we're like female...
Yeah, we can't belts scene, honestly.
We can play sisters.
We can share the part.
I think we just were like thinking female Jack Black and so...
Right.
You were thinking, oh, belly.
People call me.
I mean belly from summer
I turned pretty
I'm like that's so brand
my belly yes
Not your belly
My belly is unzipped
Yeah mine is unzipped right now
Okay
I've been Jack Black belly
Oh
Not cute
You're good
Jack has never
Say that about you
Well it's fine
I have a belly
There's nothing wrong with it
Jackwick has the best belly
Because it's firm
And I'm like
I wish I had a firm one
I'm so floppy
You know what he was in
That I never knew
No what
I know he did last summer
The original one
Will you play?
He played, like, this surfer guy
or whatever, and he got...
Really?
Yes.
I didn't even know that.
You got to watch it again.
Oh, that was before.
Oh, yeah, it was before.
No, he had speaking lines in, too.
He's the looking guy.
I like him.
He isn't as, like, mom-man error right now,
but I do, I do think he's...
He's always been good-looking.
He's always been a cute guy.
Beetlejuice.
I'm so excited to see you.
Yay!
You saw it with me the first time.
We went to New York.
We flew out because I had a gig, and then a gig didn't happen.
Oh, my gosh, that's the story in and of itself.
Yeah, but it's sad.
So we don't even talk about it because that was half the time.
But it was a sad story.
But we were in New York.
I'm like, let's go see Beetlejuice.
I think it was sad because you did tell us that we got to New York.
Yeah, I was like embarrassed.
I was going to try and, like, lie.
I love that you were just hanging out with us, though.
That was way more fun.
Yeah, you guys are very sweet about it.
You're like, well, we can just hang out then tomorrow.
No, it's so much.
much more fun. I was more embarrassed. But we didn't want to go see Beetlejuice and change our lives.
We were so obsessed from the beginning. It was so good. Yeah. Like I think, which is interesting
for you to like love. Like, I know you like musicals here and there, but you like loved Beetlejuice
the same way. Like I loved it. And we just like, we went and saw it again two months later in
2019. We saw it October and then we saw it again December 2019. It was such a good show.
Well, because it was going away at that point, wasn't it? Oh, was it? Well, hindsight,
Like, good thing that we got that all in in 2019 because 2020.
Yeah, I want to say something was weird like that.
Or maybe it just ended because of 2020.
I don't know.
I know what you mean.
It seemed like it was going away, but then it came back.
Yeah, yeah.
And it like changed my life.
I was like obsessed with that.
I became, that was my hyper fixation for so long still is.
Favorite character from either the movie, the sequel or the movie school.
I love Bob.
The shrunken head.
Okay.
Like what?
The shrunken head guy.
His name is Bob?
Yeah, it says, hello.
My name is.
And it's Bob.
Oh.
And Beetleju's, Beetleju or is it always like that?
Oh, he switches it with him, right?
He switches text with him.
No, he switches the line number.
Oh, wow.
Because he was, I love that.
You didn't know that?
No, you're right.
Now that I'm thinking about it, you're right, because he wanted to be next.
And then he shrinks his head at the spoiler way.
That is a good one.
Yeah, I love him.
Or it was the one, Miss Argentina.
That one's good one too.
They're both good, especially in the musical version.
They both really shine.
And, yeah, I'm excited.
I'm excited because I get to, like, listen to it every single line.
I get to, like, just be there.
I can't believe it.
characters and like high five them, but, oh, hey, beetle juice.
That's so exciting.
Everyone in my life is excited, too.
Thanks.
I was so excited.
That was, like, the one.
I was like, okay, this is it.
So I'm excited for you to come to New York.
Mm-hmm.
New York Queen.
Like the good old days.
Mm-hmm.
Free people on.
Oh, I love a good free people moment.
Mm-hmm.
And restaurant.
We don't really know any.
Oh, Carbone.
Carbone is there, Carmines and.
Oh, Carmines.
Oh, Carmines.
Oh, okay.
With the windows.
We're going to New York to go to Benihana.
Well, then we eat an Olive Garden in Times Square.
That's right.
We do love that one.
Because we were so hungry, I think, it was late at night.
We love an Olive Garden, don't even front.
I mean, I do.
We love a soup, salad, and breadstick moment.
We always meet an Alv Garden.
You're like, you're going to Algarine and didn't tell me?
Oh, my gosh, I do get upset when I don't know.
That's our spot.
They have the zombie game for Malibu, and it really is our spot.
I love Joey Gricefa, and I love that he streams all the time.
No, because I started playing Modern Minecraft again because I wanted to, like, be in my Joey
Gricepha era.
Like, I'm not going to stream without my shirt, though.
because that's his shtick.
But, like, I was like,
I wanted, when you guys were talking earlier about him,
I'm like, man, I wish this was like a triple thing
because I could so talk about Joey.
Okay. Do you have more to add about it?
No, I just love, he's an inspiration.
Wait, you just love his streams or you liked him back then?
I love his streams. It's iconic.
You watch. Yeah. He still streams now.
Yeah.
Okay. I love that.
Mm-hmm. Do you remember Cat Riffick?
Oh, yes.
We talked about her, and Asper didn't know Cat Riffick.
What?
I knew her. I just didn't.
You didn't know the tie-in.
Yeah, I didn't know
she was best friends
with Dan and Phil.
Isn't that crazy?
She was like the Dan and Phil girl.
She was like there.
That's crazy.
She came back on TikTok to say,
guys, I know.
Like, I'm so happy they're out.
Like, it was so weird.
Not her coming out of like hiding
just to say, yeah, I knew all along.
Literally, she was gone for like seven years
and she's like,
it was getting so much attention
she needed a little bit of that.
Yeah, she finally.
I hate what people say that.
Even when I like
announced up or when people let know
I was like,
finally it's out there.
It's like they just want
you to know that they knew.
I'm like, okay.
Yikes.
I mean, I feel that way about you
with your announcements because I'm like...
Okay, well...
I don't know.
That's who I was talking about.
I was talking about you.
Just kidding.
No, because it's true.
I never know.
Like, even like, um, because I didn't tell anyone
that it was Minecraft theme.
Oh.
I didn't know if you had said anything.
Like, did we...
No, we kept the Minecraft.
Did we keep it?
Wow.
So I didn't know for sure, and I was just like...
I feel like we must have at one point.
I think recently, they had mentioned.
Oh, is it Minecraft?
I'm like, um, I don't know.
I was so excited.
I just say, I don't know.
Like, why do you mean?
You don't know.
It's coming up soon.
I just don't want to be like the one like, oh, your sister's spoiled this news for you.
And I'm like, that's fine.
It's not that serious at the end of the day.
It is that serious.
I spent so much time on this.
Yeah, yours is really cute.
I guess we'll vote for our costume contest winner at the end, but I think you might be.
Is there a contest?
Yeah.
So.
Stiff competition up here.
This is really good.
What did you make it out of?
Um, this is a Just Trish merch box.
Ooh.
These are cereal boxes.
Right.
Oh, yeah, right here.
This is just an Amazon box.
This is, uh, face mask box.
Oh, I love that.
Do you have face masks in it?
I did.
I had to take them out.
You wear face masks still?
I love that.
Just on the airplane, I do.
Mm, that's actually a good idea because people are like...
I've never gotten COVID still.
Knock on wood.
Knock on wood.
That is crazy.
Yeah.
That is amazing.
Yep.
Well, you love to be in the house, which is good.
And you know what saved me
A couple of times
Just stay in the house
You quarantine and never left
You know what
You're right
He said I was like
Oh we have to stay doing this
We have to stay home
I got you
Because you were really like out a lot
Like you and mom would go out a lot
You were bartending
Like you were always out
And then all of a sudden quarantine happened
And you just stayed in
And then I never
I was like you know what
We'll just keep this party going
I love it
I always say that I love it
I know where you're at
I love just knowing that you're there
You're safe
Anytime you need me I'm around
Yeah it's really great
That is actually very true
I thought you're going to ask, what's my favorite Halloween moment?
That's what mom was saying.
I was like, didn't she ask that last year?
Yeah, probably the same answer.
But I can ask you that again.
No, no, no, no, no, I'm good, I'm good.
Halloween, favorite Halloween costume?
Favorite Halloween treat?
Favorite Halloween snack?
I, Milky Ways.
We said it before, but I love the candies.
What's the Halloween?
Oh, baby.
Candy cord or like, greasy's pumpkins.
Awful.
The candy corn is awful.
I would never.
You like that?
Yeah.
Oh, that's crazy.
I'm just like any candy.
I like the BJ Pazuki, the spooky Pazuki.
Oh.
With the orange ice cream that they always hell out of it.
I'm like, just get warm.
I've never had that.
It's okay.
I'm going to say it right now.
Love it.
I would go for just the spooky Pazuki.
Sexiest man of the year is coming up.
Oh, yeah.
Wait, no, I did see that.
Oh, who do you think?
will be the sexiest man of the year.
So who's up in the running?
There's no running.
They just announced.
Oh, God.
Who's up in your running?
Well, I love the guy from Sons of Anarchy.
Charlie Hanna?
Yes.
Oh.
And because he just came out.
Yeah.
Well, okay, I did watch that.
But like, not in that, obviously.
Okay.
But he's just hot in general.
Wow.
You don't think so?
No.
I remember he was one of the people up for.
Christian Gray and Fitzhese Gray is like
but also the person they picked was also no
honestly only Jason Moa could have played out. I was going to
say Jason Mamoa too should be on there but
they're never. He's not going to be
he had Minecraft and Chief Award this year and he's in a sport
maybe Jack Black will be
with love. We'll love that
why is me up there? I don't know
it's just I guess not traditional
or what's your favorite the
not Finn in Wicked
what's his name?
Finn and Wicked.
Jonathan Bailey?
Fierro.
Fierro.
Fierro.
I was thinking like Finn for Hunger Games.
I'm like, no, no, no, no, no.
Johnthen Bailey, we always pitch every year.
I think maybe he'll do it because of Wicked.
Yeah, I should have been last year because he had a fellow travelers and Wicked.
Well, I guess this year had Jocet Park.
Let's see.
Let's see if he wins or if they're homophobic.
Oh, yeah.
Clock it.
Okay.
Well, thanks for being here.
Thanks for having me.
Happy Halloween.
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characters in the movie and also characters of the podcast. Jimmy.
Hello.
Hi guys. Jimmy. People are so gay. Is it crazy to see so many comments when you
don't really appear on screen that much? Yes.
When you should. I love it. People are like, I paused
to read everything you put on screen and it's so it's it really I say it every time but it's so
sweet um that the little things that I put that are only on screen it's like a two and a half
three hour show it's only on screen for like four or five seconds but like I go through I if I
if I do something that's like particularly like shady or something like that like I always go
or I'll like go to like the because they do the premieres with the live chat so I like go
I'm like okay so is that like an hour 15 so I go and I like watch the live chat go like
LMAO.
Oh, they catch it.
Yeah, it's so good.
I love seeing the timestamps.
It means so much.
Are you ever in there?
Are you ever in the chats?
I was there.
I watched the whole Demi one because I just was like, I need to see people gag.
Yeah, yeah, they were gag.
Me too.
But usually, usually I am up so late from the night before that I like sleep through.
Are you sleeping during the day?
Yeah, I usually wake up around like on editing days.
I sleep until like noon or like one o'clock.
Yeah.
Oh, that's not bad.
I would think you would sleep until like four or five hours.
Well, if we keep the blackout curtains.
Like, I'll sleep till 6 o'clock.
Do you like them?
I love them, but it's dangerous.
Yeah.
I was worried.
We put them up last night, and I was like, I don't know.
Oh, it's new.
Yeah.
Oh, no, no, no, we closed them last night.
Oh, you closed them.
I thought you just had them.
I was like, yeah, yeah, yeah.
We got him a while ago because my boyfriend will do, like, he wanted to do like
ASMR and stuff, so he, like, I was like, oh.
Is that new for him?
No, he's done it before.
He hasn't done it in a while, but he, before we started dating, we were a long distance.
Yeah.
And I loved watching his ASMR where he would talk about.
by, like, his Rubik's Cube collection,
like you speed cubes and stuff.
Oh, my God, is on YouTube?
I do know.
Yeah, yeah.
What, it's he under Dallas?
It's, uh, ASM Arcanines.
Okay.
It's like a Pokemon thing.
You should be Dallas, Dallas,
Dallas, M.
Yeah.
Right.
That's a good one, too.
Right.
I'll tell him.
Because I have paid ASMR.
Like, that's why I was like,
oh, my SMR is in my name.
You're so good at ASMR.
I don't really, I don't really, I don't really, I, I, I can't do too much ASMR.
Because, like, you don't like it.
Yeah, which I, for all of you that are like,
Oh, the mouth sounds when you eat.
Just know.
I'm doing the best I can.
I am in the trenches with you, but don't worry.
Oh, that's crazy.
Does it, like, bother you?
Do you take the mouth?
It actually doesn't bother me because it's like, it's not the focus.
Like, the focus is I'm listening to you talk.
Like, so it doesn't actually bother me that much.
But, like, when it's an ASMR and, like, I can, like, hear the teeth.
I'm like, I don't know.
You don't like that.
Yeah, for some reason I don't.
But I do, I do love an ASMR like a soft-spoken.
Like, I get, honestly, I get ASMR from the ad reads.
Really?
It makes me feel like I'm in the car with my parents have, like, the radio on for the traffic.
Oh.
And it's like the commercial break.
Oh, I love that.
There's something about the ad reads that are like so, like, zen to me.
Oh, my God.
I love the ad reads too.
I'd go out of the ad read because you, like, love an ad read.
So I'd go on the ad read voice.
You know what I mean?
Like today's episode, a sponsor.
So you must hate not love line because we used to eat a lot on that.
Remember that one where we had the popcorn?
Oh, the popcorn.
Popcorn gate was crazy.
How come you didn't say anything to us?
No one said anything, so we're just like chewing popcorn.
Yeah, so the popcorn was crazy.
I did love, though, the self-awareness at like 45 minutes into the episode.
You guys were like, we really shouldn't be eating popcorn, should we?
That was crazy.
And then I hear from off-camera, the girls love a muck bang.
I'm like, well, no.
Not popcorn.
But, you know, it's okay.
Oh, yeah, speaking of editing disasters, what has been the craziest?
I love it doesn't happen often.
No, no.
And I don't fault you for sure.
But is there one that you're just like,
and you don't have to say specifics,
but is there ever one we're like, damn?
Do you think of one?
Oh, yes.
How's your nose?
Sorry, like the condensation is, it's so broke.
What is that from?
I'm like breathing.
Oh.
I don't know what.
Did you have it on the whole time sitting over there too?
Yeah.
Oh, you didn't take a break.
I will be after this.
I love that you had it on for the whole thing.
Yeah, I got away.
The fangs. Okay, the cosplay is everything. Thank you. First foremost, why pig?
I love the pigs. So I just was like, I feel like we just need like a, like a, like the enemies kind of like the characters you fight. Yeah. Um, I just would be fun because you were like, oh, well, you and Callie play the game like maybe something a little bit more nichey. And then I, I, I texted Callie. I was like, oh, what are you being? Because I didn't want to be the same thing. And I don't remember, I think you might have told me. Yeah, told me chicken jockey. I was like, oh, that's great. Oh. I was like, oh, that's great.
Okay, so I definitely want to do something that's not, like, zombie or anything, because we'll have the zombie.
Who's a zombie?
Me.
The zombie on top of the- Oh, okay, got it, got it, got it.
Okay, yeah.
So, yeah, I was like, well, the pigs are pretty cool, and it's, like, something that I can, like, kind of just do and be comfortable, like, a talk in it and everything.
And I got specifically a gold sword, because if you don't wear, they live in the nether, which is, like, hell.
Oh, yeah.
Jesus.
Oh, my gosh.
And if you're not wearing any kind of gold armor, they attack you.
Whoa.
Okay.
So I got the gold sword, and I was worried it wasn't going to come.
So I bought a blue one just in case I was going to paint it.
I love that you have this, the lore.
And weren't you the golden Fasbear, they said?
So you could block, he could be blocked from it.
He would not be killed by the pigs.
Yeah.
And your golden Fathbeared.
In the crossover movie.
They should do the crossover.
FNAF and Minecraft.
It would be fierce.
It would be fierce.
I love that.
I do love Fine Nights of Freddy.
I'm very like, I've only played the first game in security breach, but...
Oh, so you don't like love?
I love, I like know the lore.
I love, like, learning about the lore of the, the, and I love the movie.
Yeah.
And the house was so cool.
It, like, really felt like you were in the game.
It was really, really cool.
It wasn't even that scary.
Yeah, it went last night.
It was not scary.
No jump scares.
Like, they did jump out at you, but I feel like that one, they focused more on the, like, ambience of the house.
Yeah.
Because they probably knew a lot of, like, younger.
kids are going to want to go to that one.
There were definitely, like, scares.
Because kids actually, some of the most popular games right now, especially among kids,
are like Minecraft Roblox, but also like Poppy Playtime.
Poppy Playtime.
Yeah, yeah, it's a horror game.
Five Nights and Fridays has been huge since like 2014.
What about Sunderman?
Oh, my God, Slenderman.
Do you play that?
Collect my pages.
Oh.
That's what he said.
You have to go find his pages.
Collect my pages.
I don't know.
Books?
Yeah.
Something.
Notes.
Sounds not scary to me.
Yeah, like, when Kim Kardashian
covered up her face, like
she gave very, like, Auntie Slanderman.
Oh, okay, that's what she was trying to be.
Yeah, maybe.
North probably playing the game.
That, yeah, she's like, I don't know.
Slender Man was iconic.
That's one of your faves.
But is this like your fave, Fave, Minecraft?
Um, I do love Minecraft.
I've been playing it since like 2013.
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That's like a deep.
Yeah, yeah. It's been around for a really long time.
You did the edit, which I did not understand, but I posted it.
Like, you did some edit that it said took three hours or something.
Yeah, yeah, I, like, green screened you into Minecraft and you were eating, like, fried chicken.
You're talking about, like, something, this is the one that Bernie Spears has.
And I don't know what it was.
It was just a muck-bong.
And I, yeah, I photoshopped you into Minecraft.
I, like, screen-recorded my Minecraft so I can, like, get, like, selecting the chicken item, the sound effect of eating it.
And then I edited, like, a creeper coming in to explode.
Because they, like, they sneak up on you and you don't hear until they're, like, right behind you.
They like hiss and they blow up
And no one's a creeper here, right?
My mom's not a creeper
No
Your mom is
In diamond armor
What does that mean?
Just made
Find diamonds
And you make armor out of it
Oh, I love it
So someone's just like, is that a real character
Or someone just put a costume together like that
And they're like this is it
I'm feeling it's probably official
Kelly says it's a background
Character and my own
It's not like a Steve or an Alex
You're just like in the world
With your armor
But Minecraft, you can make your character, like, you can have different skins.
You can really look at whatever you want.
Like, I'm sure I could look up like Tricia Pate's skin and somebody's made one of them.
Really?
Oh, that's cool.
The fabled Minecraft Patreon that we've never done.
Yeah, I don't know.
I was going to either myself or commission a friend of mine who does like really good pixel art, like make skins of you and Oscar.
Can we put it in the game then?
Yeah, yeah.
You just upload it.
It's so easy.
Like, realistically, how do we do this?
Like, I would love.
I think, like, how do we?
we set it up though like it's tough
I feel like we need our own laptop
and we can't all play together
and we all screen recording we could all be in the same
world but it would be a little tough
I think logistically
and we all have to be in the same area because to film too
like we're setting up cameras
you could do it like
me and Jimmy are at home
and you two are together like you can be
the top one and then it would just like be
me and Jimmy on the bottom of
but if me and Oscar don't play Minecraft that's the worst idea
like how are we going to be the ones
like well we won't get to go out ever
Like, that seems, it seems fun, but I just, okay.
So maybe we just review the movie or McDonald's Happy Meals or whatever it is.
And you didn't see the movie.
No, I haven't seen the movie.
I know, I really wanted to.
I really just, I don't know.
You're on planes, like, you can watch on a plane.
Like, I don't understand.
I do want to see it.
I really do because I do, I do love Minecraft.
And I heard that there's, like, a lot of, like, little moments in the movie that it's like, oh, if you play the games, like, oh, my God, I love that, like, little nod.
This is my friend who'd seen it, told me.
But yeah, I don't know.
I just, like, I forget.
I'm really bad about seeing movies.
You don't see any movies.
I've seen more this year than in previous.
Like, I loved weapons.
That was really great.
Okay, explain why?
Like, why would it be, like, a good movie for people to watch?
Just scary?
Like, you're just like the scariness?
Well, if you don't edit a podcast where they spoil the mystery.
Oh, no.
It's really great.
Had you not seen it?
I had not seen it yet.
Why didn't you pause right at that moment and just go watch it?
Because it has to be up the next morning
Because I'm on a time crunch
Yeah
So weapons was really good
Because the ending
Yeah
It's just like all of it
Like Gladys
I mean at this point
Like everybody kind of knows like the gist
I guess
But I just thought Gladys was like
Such a camp
Like horror character
I just love when there's like
A character that is
Like easy to dress up as
Or, like, I don't know, just something visually iconic from a movie.
Like, I love Pearl, Mia Goths movie Pearl.
Oh, we talk about that all the time.
I haven't seen that one yet.
It's just, so I want you to have a Pearl era.
Because it's like, it's not really scary.
It's not like jump out.
It's like a, it's more thriller.
Okay.
She does kill people.
Okay, I don't mind that.
I don't mind, like, a little of that.
David Corn Sweat is in it.
Oh, I didn't know.
Pre-twink death from Superman.
It's a really great movie.
I think you would actually, though,
because she, like, wants to be in show business, and she wants to, like, be a dancer, but
her, like, mom is, like, you, we got to stay home and take care of your dad because he's sick
and...
Why does she kill?
What's her motivation?
I don't really know.
She just does for fine.
I think she just, like, kind of, like, just has, like, sadistic tendencies or something.
I don't know.
Like, it's, I don't know, really...
I don't know.
I haven't...
I've seen...
So, it's, like, three.
There's, like, the first one is...
Is that X?
X?
And, um, it's, like, it's more.
more like a traditional horror movie
which like all these old people
and then Pearl
General Take us on that one
Yeah, General Take is in that one
How long go?
Pre-Wendnesday
Oh, pre-ones- Yeah, yeah
And then Pearl is
The prequel about the old lady
Who's killing people in X
Okay
Yeah, but you can watch
I honestly think it's better to watch Pearl first
Yeah, I hear about that one all the time
And then there's a third one
Yeah, then there's Maxine which I still haven't seen
Yeah, everyone talks about that one too
I know Holly's always telling me to like watch them
You should cosplay Pearl and Maxine.
I'm like, I haven't seen it.
But like, the more people are to tell me, yeah, the people are telling me, I'm like,
okay, maybe I'll watch it because I haven't, yeah, maybe.
Like I said, if I hear it enough, I'll be like, all right, I'm time to, I watch it.
Another, wait, what is your tattoo before I get into what your costume is?
So this is, um, uh, a Pokemon named Sweetoon.
Um, this is a Pokemon?
So it's like, it has like a, it has like a, like a crest, like a crystal on its head.
So this specifically is like the back of the Japanese cartridge for,
for Pokemon Crystal has this like embroidered in the memory card.
So I got that on the shoulder.
And then this is just from Legend of Zelda.
It's the back of one of the items.
You're like full on gamer.
I know we always say this.
I'm always like shook and shocked because I love video games.
And people love you because Asper 70 guys went to that.
What was the convention?
You said everyone knew Jimmy and Dallas.
Oh, yeah.
And he's like you guys were just like the stars.
Yeah.
It's your thing.
It's, it's, it's, I love Pokemon.
Like it really is.
Sometimes I don't love the game as much.
I love this new one, Pokemon Z-A,
I stream it on Twitch, you can watch me.
It's all I've been playing.
What's your, what's your Twitch?
He's streaming at midnight, by the way.
Oh, yeah.
He's on, like, I'm like, Jimmy's still alive.
I get the notification every time he goes live.
And I'm like, it's great.
It came out on a Wednesday night at 9 p.m.
And I was still editing the podcast.
So I finished the podcast.
I got these fangs.
I know, I know, but they look great.
You're giving.
You should do your B-roll.
You're behind the scenes of Jimmy posing for the.
Okay.
Yeah.
Wait, what?
I'm, like, so crazy.
Did you?
Wait.
Are you passionate about this character?
I know, this guy.
It's really coming abroad.
Like, no has it.
You ate so hard.
It was like America's National Model.
It was watching the model.
Like, 50 poses.
Yeah, you were, I was, you got me.
Anyways, sidetracked, but yes.
Thank you.
The thanks for giving is what I was.
Yeah, so it came out at like 9 p.m.
West Coast time on a Wednesday, and I was editing a podcast.
And so I was like, oh, yeah, I'll just play it tomorrow.
But I don't know.
what happened. It was a normal length podcast, but I just, like, flew through it. I don't know. I think you were the
guest, so it's, I don't know, it just like flows so differently than, like, because it wasn't, like,
super hot topic focused. So I guess I just didn't have to, like, look up as much stuff.
That's true. Oh, right. Yeah. So I finished at, like, midnight. I was like, well, just start
streaming. Oh, my. But there's something kind of comforting. I don't watch streamers, but there is
something kind of comforting knowing, like, if you can't sleep, there's someone up with you. Right.
Yeah. Absolutely. So they got, like, how many people will come in at a midnight,
stream um for a brand new game i honestly don't i keep my viewer like number hidden nowadays because
i just i i well they can know like if anybody watching they can see but i don't like to know i i don't
know why like i like it very in my head about the views or whatever um so i'm just like well
if people are talking to me that's good enough for me you just like need to have a chat going
yeah yeah i love that's like the main reason why i'm so modest he's got so many people really
oh yeah i feel like you are because oscar's like everyone recognized you everyone like it's like i forget
too until then people like wait I didn't know because what is what's your name what's he
the wetsie yeah yeah because I mean I didn't know he was the editor like you were the Jimmy
the wetsies I like especially like the ones that watch my Twitch streams because like I did
YouTube for a really long time and like it as always sweet like I streamed on YouTube I did like a
dual stream for this new Pokemon game a couple days ago and there were so many people that
are like I have not seen what you even look like for like seven or eight years like it's crazy
because I just don't really post that much on YouTube anymore.
I just, I don't know.
I like the live more.
Yeah.
But, yeah, people are so sweet, but, like, my Twitch wetsies, like, if you're watching this,
because I know some of them, like, will watch the podcast, even, like, ones that I'm not on.
They just love the podcast.
They're, like, the coolest.
Like, just, I literally, I'm laughing at stuff I say myself because I can't not laugh at my own jokes.
But, like, the people in my chat really, like, get me.
laughing.
Really?
People say some funny stuff.
I got some really cool people.
Oh, I love that.
I love that.
I like the idea of interacting, like, live, like, with the chat.
It is fun.
How do you play the game and read at the same time?
It's, I've been, I'm going on, like, 10 years of streaming in January.
Wow.
And when I first started, it was really hard.
But now, like, I pick games that are, like, the, like, Callie streaming Fortnite is crazy to me.
Wait, why?
Because I get so locked into.
to Fortnite that like I forget to talk I just kind of like react and scream at like somebody
shooting me and I like don't like read the chat like I'm not good like that like Cali is
actually a pro gamer like I play like Pokemon animal cropping and like half the time like I get
sidetracked and I'm like oh my god this thing on TikTok and I like pull up TikTok and like I like I
like I don't like the they always laugh that it's like okay so we're an hour and 15 minutes into
the stream and you haven't even
open the game. Wow.
But especially like now that
I'm not
I'm not streaming like daily anymore
because I'm working on the podcast.
Like I kind of almost treat like the beginning as my podcast.
Like I like catch him on the week.
Yeah. Like this is going on.
It is very that. That it makes sense actually
because you are on there for a long time.
How long are you streaming for in a chunk?
I did eight hours the other day because
well it's just because it's the new Pokemon game
and it's just so like it's so exciting.
Yeah.
What is it?
What is it?
What is it?
Pokemon Legends Z.A.
Do they ever sponsor you?
Do you get paid?
Not, no.
From Pokemon, no.
I used to work with Nintendo a lot back in the day when I was actually making YouTube videos.
I was on Nintendo's YouTube channel.
They did a show called Nintendo Minute, which was really cool.
I don't know if that's still up.
They took down a lot of those videos, but I did that.
And I like met the president of Nintendo of America when I was like in sophomore year of high school.
They did like a, it was like half.
Half, like, creator event, half, like, fan event thing.
And they invited me to it.
And I met him, and it was pretty crazy.
I have a picture from high school.
I look so freaking cringe.
What do you look like in high school at 15?
I just am, like, unclosited gay kid who was like, I'm only wearing gray to not, like, stand out.
Or, like, where, because I don't know, wearing colorful was gay to me.
I don't know.
Wow.
Look at you now.
In short shorts.
It's gay than ever.
Like, really?
You just are so...
That's the gayest ever.
The gayest ever.
All right, watch it.
I have to say the edit.
The edit of you.
I have many on standby.
I was waiting.
I put in, uh, I was waiting for him to tell me, like, how gay I am, and then I clob
back with the video of him in the Taylor Swift video from like 15 years ago.
Wait, what is that one?
Oh, the dancing one.
Yes.
But your digital footprint is gayer in.
To a battle.
A gayer.
See you.
A gay off is fierce.
Pride icon hosting the gay off.
I would love.
Honestly, I like, whoever is the gayest, I value more.
You know what I mean?
I'll be like, you're actually, you win.
Yes, yes, you get the rings, exactly.
It's very that.
But no, I do love this outfit.
It is also giving, we said earlier, King of Queens, which I love.
Oh, my God.
You love a lot of love.
And my mom loves.
Barring anything problematic, Kevin James as a straight man may say, he's so hot.
Do you think he's so funny.
What?
Hans is crazy.
Funny, yes.
Gay guys in the comments, I need you.
I need you to sound off.
Kevin James?
When I was on last time, I'm pretty sure I even said this then, and people were like, I get it.
Oh, they get it.
Both him and Leah Remini in that show are so freaking hot.
Like, they're, like, they're so, I love them.
I love their dynamic on that show, because it's like, so many of those sitcoms are like,
Oh, I hate my wife.
Like, they are, like, bad people together.
Like, they get in a lot of scheme, like, how are we going to keep lying about going
to this wedding?
Right.
It's so good.
I think you'd love it.
Leah Remini, this is my public plea.
Please, please, please, please come on the podcast.
I love her.
I would love.
She's so fierce.
Yeah.
She just, like, seems like a good time.
I feel like she won't have any edited notes for me.
Yeah, yeah.
She's like, put it up as is.
Keep all of it in.
Is she in New York?
Is she from New York?
I think she is from New York.
She has the accent, right?
I don't know if it's real.
But I feel like she probably lives in L.A.
Love Liam.
I do love her.
And I like the whole we talked about Scientology.
Like I did not know she was a former Scientologist.
Like I have so many questions.
It's a crazy story.
She has a lot.
I love that you love.
Okay.
For the podcast.
We're speaking in definitive here.
Manifestation.
For when Leah Remini comes on the podcast.
She would be like such an iconic guest.
I would love.
Yeah.
I can't get to King Queens.
They do love King Queens.
I do love King Queens.
But that's not it's not our fault.
It's more maybe Kevin James.
Did you ever watch, I now pronounce you Chuck and Larry?
No, but I do.
I do know that movie.
I kind of, I kind of as a kid was like, oh my God, like gay,
gay potentially.
Like I kind of stayed away from it.
But I do love him in Paul Blart Mallcop.
That's crazy.
Like, what?
I love the stash.
Isn't Rainie Rodriguez in that movie?
Oh, she might be.
I think she plays his daughter.
What an icon.
Actually icon.
Rainy Rodriguez also come on the first.
Number one, if my book gets turned into a movie,
I won't worry Rodriguez to play me.
Like, I think she would be so good, and I'm not kidding.
I just think she's camp.
She gets it.
I like her songs.
I like her confidence.
I love, like, everything about her,
like everything she's been in.
I mean, I didn't know she was in Paul Blart,
but she probably was the best part of the movie.
I think she is.
I need to fact check this right now.
That kind of makes sense.
Okay, I love that.
As Kevin James is her dad just snowing everything.
You see it, Gail?
What?
Paul Blart.
I did.
I saw it in theaters for a birthday party for some friend.
Yeah.
Well, I was also, like, in fourth grade.
Oh, so you're like, let's go see it.
That's kind of cute.
Yeah, Rainie Rodriguez plays Maya Blart.
My, I'm going to watch it just for her.
That name is diabolical.
Yeah, Blart.
But I live.
I know the worst, the absolute worst.
Your hot topic is...
So my topic is Lily Allen.
Okay.
She just put out an album.
I texted Oscar.
I was just like, I was so stressed about what I want to make my hot topic.
Like, I don't know.
I haven't had time to research
because I've had guests this week.
Like, I just don't know.
And then Lily Allen hands me David Harbor butt plugs
on a silver platter with a bow.
This is a great hot topic first of all.
Did you know this?
I have a whole notes out here.
Oh.
So, yeah.
Lily Allen and David Harbor, they married in 2020.
David Harbor is from Stranger Things.
He played, which like, I also think he's incredibly attractive,
but he's really, if these Alex.
obligations are true, I'm very disappointed in you.
The cheater or the butt plug?
Oh, the cheater.
The butt plug is fierce.
We're not shaming.
Well, I have some thoughts on the butt plug, though.
Yeah, do we know what shape it was, color.
That I got to know.
Yeah.
Size.
I feel like he could take a fierce one.
Was it a training one?
Like, what was it?
Yeah.
If he's as serious about these bub plugs as it seems.
I need to know.
I'm so excited.
So, they were married in 2020 and just a few weeks after.
their marriage. Lily Allen went to London, but he called her and was like, hey, while you're gone,
like, I need to sleep with other women. Like, I need to, I need to, like, hook up with people while
you're gone. And, which is, she was like, okay, well, this was not what we agreed upon in our
marriage, like an open marriage. Like, I didn't sign up for that. Um, but I love you and I don't
want to lose you. So, okay, we'll open up the marriage. What? What years is this?
I'm married 2020. I think 2020. So me like 2020, 2020, 2021.
Right if they got married.
Yeah.
It was, like, when the, it says, like, within weeks after they got married, yeah.
Diabolical.
And, and she's like, and she had gone, she had been traveling before.
And so she's like, oh, has he maybe been cheating on me before?
And now he just, like, wants my permission to sleep with people.
So he doesn't feel guilty about it or whatever.
Then, so, like, their relationship continues to struggle here and there.
There's, like, some, I'll, I forget their name, but I'll put on screen.
This one person on Twitter did, like, a huge.
huge thread about like the timeline of their relationship and everything and he like he had gave
her flowers because she got like some role on broadway like offered to her instead of having
audition because she's already famous you know right yeah so there's like an interview clip of
him like making fun of her like for not having to audition or something and that's a weird
reason to make fun of someone it's like the opposite it's like damn she's that good yeah and then
he gives her flowers that like physical flowers or her flowers yeah he gives her
physical flowers and they come with a note and the note says my ambitious wife these are bad luck
flowers because if you get revealed well in this play you will get all kinds of awards and i will be
miserable your loving husband oh my god your first night of beetlejuice you get a note like that
like that's great like that's unheard of to do for someone you love it's so weird it's so weird
It's so weird.
It's so weird.
It kind of gives, like, the Kristen Bell, like, he always talks about wanting to kill me.
Yeah.
Oh, my loving husband.
He always talks about murdering me and how he could do it and the ways he would and the ways he'd get away with it.
Oh, my God, but this is like real, like you're, he's maddening it by writing it, by just.
It's so, so like, are you threatened?
Like, you're in stranger things, which also, the way she's dropping all this information right before Stranger Things starts the press tour.
When people actually care about it, otherwise you don't care.
Yeah.
Like he was in Marvel, like, I don't know, never heard of it.
Exactly.
So.
Or him in it anyways.
So she writes about a lot of, she, her album, I listened to a couple of the songs on the way here just for research.
And they were really good.
Yeah.
Really cool production and everything.
So she has some lyrics that, like, really go into the whole tea.
Like, I feel like this could be a deep dive for another episode.
I feel like it's only going to keep getting crazy.
I need to know.
I need to know so much backlog of this.
Okay.
So one of the lyrics.
is we had an arrangement
be discreet and don't be blatant
there had to be payment it had to be strangers
but you're not a stranger Madeline
Madeline excuse me
I guess it was supposed to be like
you're just supposed to be hooking up with people
but this is someone
that maybe they know or
like it's someone
he's in love with like he's falling in love
with somebody else and it causes like a lot
she talks about how it causes her a lot of rumination
to be worrying about what he's doing
whenever she's out of town or something.
Are they still married or they split now?
They split up.
They split up earlier this year and she went on talking in some interview about, she was
like, yeah, well, men, they always go for like a 20-year-old or something, which I don't
know if that's like speaking from experience, like gives credence to like what this identity
of Madeline is or what, but it was.
So she's like, she's waiting for the album, she ropturing for Stranger's Things.
So she's like, this is now at the time.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yep, as she should.
And then, yeah, so basically she's like, we want it to be, like, not serious.
Like, if you're really going to hook up with other people, like, don't fall in love with them.
Right.
And then she talks about, she has a song called Tennis, and she talks about wanting to play tennis with David Harbor and he doesn't want to.
And then he finds out that he's playing tennis with this woman named Madeline.
Oh, my God.
Who's Madeline?
Madeline's probably a codename.
She says, like, there's, like, a mix of, like, fiction and truth, probably poetic way, but.
Sounds like there's some realness to this.
There's some really blatant coming up in this one right here.
So the most viral of the Revelations was in the song, Pallas.
She doesn't want him to sleep at home because she's upset with him.
So she says, go stay at their West Village apartment, which is featured on the Architectural Digest YouTube channel.
They did a tour.
I saw the edit.
People crossed it on Pallis.
Yeah.
The comments are like, Mama, this palace is crazy.
We need to close the comment section.
I mean, to say in the comments.
I don't even keep it open.
I feel like that video's going to get another 8 million views.
Yeah, you're right.
So, Lily goes to bring him some of his things, laundry, whatever, and she finds, quote,
a Dwayne Reed bag with the handles tied filled with sex toys, butt plugs, lube, hundreds of Trojans.
You're so fucking broken.
How did I get caught up in your double life?
Oh, my God, the butt plugs is...
The concept of going to Dwayne Reed for butt plugs, which you'll be very familiar with Dwayne Reed.
No.
It's like CBS Walgreens in New York.
Oh, okay.
You go there for a snack.
Dwayne Reed has got you.
When I needed poster board for a school project the night before, Dwayne Reed got me.
But they all have butt plugs?
Yes, they do.
No, they don't.
I guess so.
And the idea of David Harbor, like, because you know they're locked up.
You got to wait, you got to press the button.
assistance needed in
aisle butt plugs
David Harvard waiting at the glass case
for an employee to open
for the butt plugs is crazy
so
that is crazy
I did love the Dwayne read shout out
maybe think of home
okay so that's a New York thing
I will be familiar with that soon
that is wild
that is crazy we
if true we hate Dave Harvard
true
yeah which I mean must
because like what
You got to, I feel like making a whole album about this.
Like, that'd be crazy if it's not, so.
And what's, he looks a lot older than her.
Is there an age difference or no?
I know she, I think, just turned 40.
I don't know how old he is.
Oh, she looks great.
I thought she was like 30.
Oh my gosh.
So, to me he looks 60 and she looks 30.
So I thought that was like the age gap.
But I suppose.
Yeah, I want to say he's in his 50s.
That's my guess.
Well, why did these like old, ugly men fumble, like hot, successful women?
Like always.
It's always like.
He's 50.
He's 50 and she's 40.
Yeah.
he looks way older than that he's he's an ass yeah it's pretty crazy like she i i i actually don't
know too much about lily allen as like a person or like an artist like i'm just not super
familiar with other than like a couple of like her big hits but um yeah she like moved all the
way to america for him with her two daughters oh my god a previous marriage yeah so like hell
no don't mess around with that damn on him yeah can't just play around when you're like a step
dad to someone.
Yeah.
And she talks about like, yeah, I changed my immigration status for you and this is how you treat
me.
And like, it's crazy.
Oh, my.
Absolutely crazy.
And that's in the music too on this, in her album.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's really crazy.
There's one song where she like, she reads out like a text, I guess, that she got from this
Madeline person.
And Madeline is like, I just want you to know, like, we're only hooking up.
Like, whenever we're together, he talks about how much you loves you, blah, blah, blah.
And she's like, I can't believe you.
Yeah.
And like, what?
You're all twisted.
Like, why is it's looking up with someone who talks like that?
Like, that's, you're so weird.
And, like, not to blame the other woman.
Like, it's him.
Yeah.
Because he could easily be lying to Madeline.
That's true.
That's true.
But I understand Lily's.
Exactly.
But I can understand Lily's complete, like, I don't fuck with this girl.
Yeah, of course.
No.
So, like, it sucks.
No.
Yeah.
Someone sent me that message.
I'd be like, well, you also know, so you're all for shit.
Yeah, exactly.
You know, like, yeah, we hate him.
But also, what?
Like, why are you texting me?
Why are you thinking?
Yeah.
But, like, he said, just probably lied because he's, like, asked permission technically, I guess.
I don't know.
But also, like, you know, hate the whole thing.
We hate men.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
Actual pigs.
Yeah.
Not the fierce ones.
Like, you are.
I don't know what that was, but general gay hand movement.
But it was pig.
It was like Minecraft version.
Yeah, it was actually kind of everything.
Do you go to Broadway shows?
Have you gone to Broadway shows?
I actually haven't been to too many.
We saw Sister Act when I was in eighth grade.
for our field trip.
I really don't remember any of it, though.
Probably because I needed glasses and we were really far away.
Right.
We'll get glasses.
I didn't know I needed glasses my whole life until like literally last year.
That's wild.
I just thought that things that were far away are supposed to be blurry.
That's all you.
We talked about that earlier too.
And when I put my on, I'm like, the world is clear.
Like, I love blurriness, but I also love to sit in front.
Like, yes.
And you will have the house seats for Beetlejuice.
So I'm very excited.
I have seen Beetlejuice.
I saw it.
The musical?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I saw it pre-covers.
COVID, maybe like 2019.
Oh, my God.
My friend Nicole, who loves Beetleju, she's the one who made the animation that I sent you.
Yes.
Oh, my gosh.
Biggest Beetlejuice fan I've ever met in the world.
And you went with her?
Yeah, yeah.
She was like, oh, I have tickets to Beetlejuice.
We'd like to come.
I was like, absolutely.
And it was so good.
Oh, my God.
I love that you love.
Oh, perfect.
Oh, my God.
Almost saw it a second time.
But I was running a little late.
So I was like, well, I've seen it.
Why don't I just wait outside the cast door and get them to sign a play bill for you.
So you don't have to rush out at the theater.
Oh, that's so cool.
Oh, my God, that's amazing.
Yeah, I saw the original Alex Brightman.
Yeah.
So good.
He was, oh my God, like he is so good.
We have a really good one, Justin Colette.
Shout out.
And he's, he also played Dewey in school.
They both played Dewey in School of Rock the Musical.
So, like, they both have this, like, weird Jack Black trajectory.
I love School of Rock.
Yeah.
I wanted to see that.
The musical was so good.
And both Alex Bratman and Justin Klupp played him.
And why do I feel like Jack Black did not play Beatles?
Why did I think he was that?
Okay.
But for some reason, he gives the vibe that he could also play.
That's so interesting.
Oh, my God.
I'm glad that you're coming back.
I'm so excited.
I'm not seeing this new cast and especially you and it.
I'm like, I'm literally like that was because I, Oscar and I, I didn't tell him because
I knew you wanted to save a secret.
Yeah, yeah.
But he was just like, oh, I think it's this show.
Wait, what did you think it was?
What was the first thing I thought?
I don't remember.
Roxy.
Oh, yeah.
Would love.
That would make sense because that seems to be the one.
Well, because it was, it was one that you just talked about a lot on the
podcast. Yeah, that's like starring role. I don't know if I'm, well, maybe, maybe I'll get there.
Yeah, we'd love to. Yeah, but that was a good guess. Did I tell you? I feel like I told you
at some point, because I remember Jimmy's like, Oscar's and no, I'm like, I think he already
knows. And I'm like, I think I told you I had auditioned for it. You said Beetlejuice, but I thought
there was a Beetlejuice 3 with Jenna Ortega. Oh, you didn't think the musical.
Oh my God, I was like, oh, I'm sorry. No, not quite. Maybe, though. There's one.
I heard there's a third one coming, which is. Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, and then he finally
Yeah, he comes out.
That's so funny.
Yeah, I thought you, because I know I had told you, and I was like, yeah, I auditioned for
Beetlejuice the musical when I was, we were going to the Megan 2.0 interview, so I had
my Megan wig on, but I put like a purple-eyed dress on, and I was like, we were
to do Beetlejuice, but then I had to go do Megan in like an hour, so that was like the same day.
Oh, that's so interesting.
Yeah, because, like, I guess I had to tell you I was going to New York because, like,
just to know for scheduling, and I think I was telling our booker, but then did I tell
you, I think it was Broadway.
You were like, I don't remember exactly how you told me, but you were like.
Like a show.
You said.
I got a, like, you got a part in existing Broadway show.
Okay, yeah, yeah.
So I was just like, oh, like, I didn't, I honestly didn't even know Beetlejuice was back.
Right, yeah.
They've gone away a couple times.
Yeah, this is the third time they're back, yeah.
It's really good, guys.
Yeah.
Go see Trisha, if you can, if there's still tickets.
If you can't, never miss a chance to see Beetlejuice.
Yeah, no, it's amazing.
Like, with or without me, it's like literally my favorite.
I've been talking about the show for literally six years.
It's the best Beetlejuice storyline.
Like I like it more than the movie
Me too I always say that
My brother and his little kids are coming too
And I'm always like they wanted to watch the movie
I'm like just know it's even better than the movie
In my opinion because it's musicals
It's bright
They have new characters, the songs
The Beetlejuice to me
The character is so much funnier
And I love Michael Keen but like
They're amazing
And he's like a part of the whole thing
Yeah he's throughout the whole thing
In the first Beetlejuice
I think people clocked that it's like
Beetlejuice is only on screen for like eight minutes
Yes yeah
But it like
Beetlejuice is like
companionship
with Lydia and like that whole story like it's really like we've through the whole show.
It's so good.
I like cried like this one.
It's like emotional.
It's great.
So come see us at the Palisade of November 4th through the 23rd and Jimmy will be there one night.
All right.
Thanks Jimmy for everything.
Thank you so much.
I do have one gift for Aquaman.
Oh my gosh.
I love this bag too.
I want this bag.
Thank you.
Thank you.
The little artist Alley shop.
Shout out.
There used to be like little like Japanese bags like that that you could like put pins in.
I love those bags.
Oh, my gosh.
So shout out for the third time this episode, Matt Pat, I guess.
Oh, yeah.
We love a Matt Pat, Joy, Grisatt.
So this is not Minecraft, but in 2016, Matt Pat met Pope Francis.
And he gave Pope Francis a copy of a video game, a beloved video game by myself, one of my favorite ever.
And people think that Little Aquaman is a reincarnation of the Pope.
And what if one day he feels the sense of like, I'm missing something?
What could it be?
Well, it could be his copy of Undertale.
Oh, my God.
For the Nintendo Switch.
Wow.
So maybe when he's like, maybe 8 to 10, it's a lot of reading.
Yeah.
It's a great game about a kid who meets monsters who are really funny and friendly.
And you don't have to fight anybody.
Like, it's a game about pacifism and making friends and helping people.
It's great.
I love the friendly RPG where nobody has to die.
I love that. Live forever. Oh, my gosh. Well, thank you. Aquaman or Pope Francis, whoever it is.
We'll appreciate this so much and we appreciate you. Jimmy, you're amazing. You're getting added to the intro. Everyone's getting added to the intro of just as soon.
Yay, Jimmy Wetzel, follow him everywhere, you guys. All the Wetsies pretzies. Thank you. And thank you for editing.
Thank you.
All right. Here we go.
Mama got back is here. How are you? I'm great. I'm not going to be a.
as entertaining as the previous three.
Oh, stop.
I know, nothing about me.
I literally pray for when you co-host.
Okay.
Yeah, I love it.
I know, it's real.
The other parts are going to go on the picture.
I'm going to have to cut it.
The censor.
We have to censor.
Patreon.
That comes last gestures if you want to see the cut cars you have to do.
My mom will say whatever is on her mind.
And one day I admired to be like that.
You know, I aspire to be like that.
I've heard some of the hot topic, so.
You know some of the hot topic?
I'm so excited.
I'm nervous.
I need to know, like, who her off of the week is.
Yes.
Oh, my God.
She ate somebody.
I have to soften it up.
It's some girl who eats steak or something.
Oh, well, just get ready for this one.
Just get ready.
But Jimmy was, he was like, you know what?
Yeah, it was kind of spilled.
Yeah.
She was just like, dip a little mustard.
Yeah, it's the little bites, is that it?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You know, dip the strawberry, and then she don't dip it.
It's like, that is only funny, maybe the first tent I is not.
Oh, my God.
But TikTok told her she had to get a different platform because they're not paying her
because she's doing the same thing all the time.
That's why they're not paying her because she's doing the same thing.
Oh, well, she did it for, I don't know, ever.
They said she's not going to pay her anymore because she's doing the same thing.
Apparently, they can do that, yeah.
So now she complains about it every TikTok doing it.
She seemed to really like her.
He watched all the TikToks that she's doing.
I hate watcher.
There's that full more, then there's this girl who eats little strawberries.
Who's your off of the week?
Who's what?
You're off of the week.
I don't know what that means.
Your opponent.
Is that what it's true for?
Opposition.
Of what?
Who is it your hate watcher, hater?
I have to say.
No, maybe not.
We can believe, I don't know.
Who is it?
I don't know.
I don't have your hot topic.
Oh, who?
Well, it's, it's just, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's,
Okay, I watch a lot of TikToks.
And the muckbang thing I get when you did it, you know, you're slurping it through.
But now it's like the trend is, and I don't even know if they're muck bangers, but they're like,
they want, they take, and it's all over their face.
The one's got squirted cheese up here, and she leaves it on her face.
Oh, they're messy on purpose.
She knows what.
I mean.
Well, they're called rage baiters, and I fear they might have gotten you with some of the rage bait.
They want to, like, make people mad.
Oh, I'm sure.
And then they call them feeders.
And this goes, and you guys pay for my Disney World trip.
I'm like, that's what you save your money.
Because she's got kids in the backseat doing this, you know, stuff in her face with all this stuff.
Oh, yeah, that's so interesting.
I will say there is something like, yeah, weird.
Like, I don't know.
I don't love, like, shoving my face with food.
Like, if, like, Malbu is around.
Like, only because I feel like what if she thinks like that's how you're supposed to eat or, like, I don't know.
It's just crazy.
And it's dripping down her face.
Or they're doing the frosting and put stuff in the.
the frosting, they'll eat a whole frosting thing.
I'm like, that's just disgusting.
So you like it or you don't like it?
No, of course.
No.
I can watch some, because there's this pretty girl.
She has always, she's eating stuff, but she'll, you know, she got a red lipstick on.
She'll wipe her feet.
And that's, well, she gets a lot of views too, but these other ones, it's like.
You have no desire to try it, to join in on it.
Because sometimes I will, I'm not going to lie.
Like, I saw this one girl eating the big bowl of pasta and just, like, that does look
kind of fun to just try.
Right.
Well, this one girl, what does she join in on doing?
She said, you know, she has this GLP or B or whatever that shot is.
So she's, you know, real tiny now.
But then she's on the bandwagon doing those big burritos like that.
Oh, I love those.
And they're really calling her out.
You know, it's like.
And then she's like halfway through and she's like, I mean, you know, and then she's
eats the whole rest of it.
It's like.
Oh, what annoys you about that part?
Like she's been.
And so, well, first she said she's got this weightless thing, so she was selling it.
And then people found out she's on a shot thing.
And they're like, oh, you know, you're lying to people.
But does she eat bad?
I thought she's clean.
I think she's healthy.
Well, yeah.
And then this last time she'd been doing this, she copied off her with the burrito.
It's like, don't fit her.
I mean, she's just on the bandwagon for anything, I guess.
I want to take you to Taco Ball and get, like, a double grilled cheese burrito,
dip it in those big cheese cups.
I probably would do that.
But love it.
I don't think I'd leave it on my face for the whole thing.
Like, it looked like, you know, a cow eating it was slurping it.
I don't know.
I feel like you would love it.
I don't know.
Something about me thinks you would love that.
That I would leave it on for the whole thing I would eat?
Just.
No?
Oh, might as well just paint myself with cheese.
Don't worry, guys.
You'll see it on TikTok.
I'm going to take mom to do it right now.
I'm like, it's so, there's something so satisfying and so fun.
I don't know.
I feel like you would like love it.
Like, you know, when you hate watching something, me, too.
It's like maybe secretly you want to do it.
Not.
I mean, they do look like a pig, I got to say.
Like in a trough, I'm just saying.
No offense to the pigs out there.
Non-tig.
I love pigs.
So, I mean, I grew up on a hog farm, so I feel like I just, you know.
You can speak on a.
I've seen a lot of pigs eat, but it's like, it's just not, I don't get it.
I get it.
They want the views.
And they, you know, but it's just not attractive to me.
Not your favorite.
It's like, it's so sad that that's what they have to do.
I don't mind if they're, you know, eating, but nobody talks anymore either.
That's kind of nice, though, because sometimes you just want to eat.
I guess.
That makes me feel there's no personality behind that.
But sometimes they're just hungry, like, when Moses and I try to muckbang, sometimes I'm like,
I hear him with me, but then he's like, I'm just hungry and, like, he has nothing to say.
So I was like, okay, well, you know, sometimes it's just, you know.
There's that platform on there, too.
Yeah, so you could be one of those people who just eats and doesn't talk.
There's this one guy, though, I really love him.
He's not a real messy eater, but he eats and he fast speeds it up.
Like a lot of people, I watch them and they have, I swear, they have 100 edits in a video.
Because they say some people don't chew or eat it.
Exactly.
So it's like to prove that.
So do what this other guy does.
He eats it and speeds it up like.
Oh, you want them to show that they're actually.
Yeah.
If you want to prove it because everybody's, oh, we do.
I'm going to show you.
But it's like just speed it up like that guy.
And he's so cool.
He really eats a lot.
And then at the end, he always smash.
He has this water bottle, the plastic one.
And then he'll.
And you know how it crumples.
up and then he'll just mash it in his face.
I love him. I've never seen that. Oh, you love him.
What? Okay.
But he cuts, you know, he speeds it up so you know he's eating it because what's the thing
of doing a muckbang if you take two bites and then edit? Maybe they want to help other
people eat but they don't eat that much food. So they're just like, okay, we also have to
like chill. And now there are other things to do in life.
I just say, yeah. I remember the first time I did the candy one with Shane. I remember he did
that. He would like spit out in a couple. I was like, that's so.
I get it, I guess you don't want to be
sick or something, but people don't like that,
you know, they're trying to watch it muck-bang
and, you know, it's just
distract thing for you.
You know, my own, me, and Richard did the 40 chicken
nugget.
Oh, my God.
Was it 40 or 100?
I don't know if we had so fast.
Yeah, we absolutely swallowed
and our stomachs were hurting.
It was so greasy.
We should try it again.
We didn't know the trick.
No, I know.
I'm with you.
I like the realness.
It's like, if I'm going to do it, I want to eat it.
Oh, but then there are people, too, now.
you know, they're timing it.
I could take this big burrito,
eat it in five bites.
So here's their bites.
They take little ones.
You try to get it down.
You just took 35 bites.
It wasn't five bites.
No, it was five bites.
It's like.
Yeah, I can't do.
A bite is a bite.
You guys?
Nice.
It's just, you guys see those?
That's stupid.
We are not on the same board.
No.
You guys see those?
I don't even see that.
It's just stupid.
It's like, but you're taking little bites after the big buyers.
Do you ever leave comments on TikTok?
I know.
I want to see mom's comments in there.
I would like to, but no.
No, they know why.
What happened to your TikTok?
You stopped.
You were tired from it.
You were so going strong earlier this month.
I'm busy with you and the girls.
Yeah, posh and Shopify.
Getting ready for this big trip to NYC.
Yes, back to Beetlejuice again.
We go.
Yeah.
Because I'm in it now this time.
But I have to say one more thing, too, about.
The TikTok.
What is it with your, the keyboard?
This is what I eat on my 9 to 5 job.
Oh, I love those.
Do you guys see those?
I swear they eat enough for a week.
They do what I eat in the 9 to 5.
I do, I do think it's like fake, but I want to do one too.
Because a lot of times they're not even working.
They're just like at their house or like whatever.
They just act like they're working at 9 to 5.
I want to do that because it's just like what they eat throughout the day.
So they'll bring like Tupperware with like leftovers.
It's just like, it's really like cozy.
Yeah, it's like a cozy role play thing, I think.
They have like mini crockpots too.
Yeah.
Yeah, I know those are really cute.
I think some are real, though.
Yeah, I think maybe it did start as real.
There's this girl, I think her rose.
I think she's real.
But, I mean, the stuff they eat is like, get it all of your keyboard.
But there is a funny.
Oh, I haven't seen that.
There is a funny guy.
He kind of does a meme thing of it, and he's pretty funny.
I think his name's, I'm going to shout him out because his Jake, Zach, he's pretty funny.
He just popped up on my mind.
He just like, he's funny.
Like, he gets his computer, and then he gets something.
I mean, other ones are so serious, like, this is really, you know, but he's funny.
You like him.
He's a funny mean, yeah.
But I don't get the computer thing at all.
You just, yeah.
They're eating like whole meals for their 9 to 5.
I guess because they can't like break or they don't want to break so they're eating it at their computer is maybe the idea.
Maybe you should do that just for like fun.
At your 9 to 5, that's your poshmark, you know, at your whatever you're doing.
And then this one girl does the same thing every, every video.
I should get flagged pretty soon by TikTok, but she'll do her yogurt.
and then she'll do her buffalo chicken salad and then she'll do her fruit thing and I mean it's just so
silly you don't love those I why do I that's all I get is the food stuff you're watching you're watching
and engaging yeah you're not passing them by maybe I love the eating ones why is she going to get
flagged because she's doing the same thing every video I think you can do well you can do the same thing
Okay, guys, so I won't get on him anymore.
Well, one person you do like on TikTok, you tell me about, you like this, you always
tell me about this girl who's single who's like 36 and comes home and, like, lives her life.
She just like.
Oh, yeah, I don't, I want to say her name's Hannah, but I don't know, but she's always comes home, starts her shower,
has all, like, 100 pairs of pajamas she puts on.
You love her?
I do.
Okay, so there are people you like on TikTok, just so you don't think my mom's a complete
hater on TikTok.
No, oh, no, it's just some of them, the food things may because you started it, and it was like fun,
You didn't see, you know, stuff all over your face or timing yourself or, you know, it's like it's kind of gotten to gluttony like that.
People are calling them out and they don't like it.
Yeah, I could see that.
Yeah, maybe just the overconsumption of it all.
I mean, there's no way that one guy, he just shoves all that, how he can't chew it or eat it.
It must be something that they can just swallow it and it goes down.
Yeah.
I really do think people just try to like make people mad with the way they eat.
Oh, probably.
That's how they get the views.
Yeah, because it is kind of funny.
I get a lot of, like, hey, fatty.
Like, what I eat in a day is a fatty.
I love those.
There's my favorite.
I get those all the time.
I do like those.
They have one with, like, the mermaid water, or they eat donuts.
And I just, I love those girls so much.
Shout to those girls keep doing it.
I used to do those two back in the day.
I need to start doing it because it's like, we're eating whatever I want for the day.
And I'm like, love that so much.
Yeah.
There's this girl called Matt, M-A-T-T.
I don't know if that's her name, but she's really good.
She's plus size.
She goes, you guys all just be hating on me.
I'm making all this money.
But she's nice about it.
Yeah.
I like her.
You like the ones that are nice and not rage waiting.
Yeah.
She's eating her food.
She's like, this is what is.
It's just being her, you know.
Does she start off her one saying, hi, Fatty?
No, I've seen those.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Because I think guys.
I like those girls too.
They're kind of neat.
Okay.
We have some positivity here.
We love it.
We love some of it.
Do you know who you are today?
Not really.
Why don't we pick this one?
I am.
You were supposed to be a creeper.
You had a onesy first.
I know. I show Kelly in my office.
She goes, that's not Minecraft.
Or she goes, oh, you're in the background.
This outfit.
I'm like, you're not a character.
You're just a girl.
On Amazon said, Minecraft costume.
Yeah, what's the name of it?
They said it in a bunch of craft.
Jimmy said it.
I'm a diamond in the rough.
That's right.
She said it.
Diamond.
Jimmy said.
You are.
They're a duo.
You are Lena.
in diamond armor.
Yeah, that's a good one.
Let it in diamond armor.
You and Joey.
Oh, yes.
I love it.
I'm going to Joey.
Where are you, Joey?
Again, you stood me up, gotcha.
Wait, why did you not because,
or aren't you had the creeper in the onesie,
the green one you wanted to be?
Well, that looked a little.
I loved it.
It looked like something an old woman would wear.
I am old, but I thought.
Oh, no, they're like a big character.
They're like this one.
Yeah, I know.
It was cute.
I was trying to be more creative.
but, you know.
Yeah, I like that you went for this one.
I liked your poses.
We'll have to do some B-roll of your poses.
Oh, thanks.
Yeah, stay tuned for those.
What was your inspo for the character poses that you were doing?
Motivation.
I had no idea.
I asked, Callie, what am I doing?
She goes, Google it.
First of all, I had two seconds before my picture, huh?
I said Google Poses.
I just used my imagination.
You did very good.
I like that you just came up with it.
I'm making stickers of all of those.
Yes, Jimmy stickers are my favorite.
The one of her in the,
Arby's hat going, that's my favorite.
Then I'll put him on the poshmark thing,
oh, who packed your package?
This woman.
Oh, like physical stickers you want.
Oh, yeah.
He does the stickers that you do for the, yeah.
But physical stickers would be great, too.
We could put those on there for you.
I like that.
I like that idea.
Right.
My mom used to work at Horror Nights, fun fact.
She worked at the Universal Backlight.
You would, I guess,
you always had to put your favorite Universal movie,
and my mom's always had King Kong or Jaws.
No, I put Jaws because I couldn't think.
of at the moment.
That's crazy.
Yeah.
I was like,
that's okay.
It's wild.
Her application, too, didn't they ask
what's your favorite movie was?
Probably, yeah.
That's crazy.
Mom got hired.
Did you apply?
Because I applied or didn't get hired.
We both applied and we didn't get hired.
We didn't.
And Mom got it.
I was so jealous because we love.
Universal Tram is like my dream job.
I love the Universal Tram so much.
And Mom got to work there.
Did you work?
You worked for a night, didn't you?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
What did you do for that?
Just help people on and off in the dark and off the tram and stuff.
stuff like you were having like a light and you were helping them right yeah and you had to line
them up you were at the beginning of the tram yes yeah but yeah did you like it were you scared
i did not like that job oh you worked for a while i well i needed a job but it was like i don't
think it was like i'm gonna say it was eight dollars an hour which i mean that was only when i
first moved out here what was it like nine 2010 yeah probably 2000 i guess it was a lot for back then
yeah you had some money saved up when you came up out here you had some money yeah true my mom we always
have like whenever you found came into a little pocket of money we had like a good time you know we were
going to universal like you always found like ways to come into a little bit of money and then we'd have
like a good time then we'd back to zero again and then it's like back to peanut butter sandwich
yeah love a peanut butter sandwich to this day though that was good but yeah that's right i remember
that because we used to go to saddle ranch which is not there anymore right at universal no that's
gone it's a hard rock it's a hard rock now are you sure
Wow
No, I think that changed too
That one by the movie theater
Really?
Yeah, I don't think that's Hard Rock anymore
It's like a chocolate something
Yeah, chocolate
Yeah, it's like an emporium
Yeah
Oh, lame
There's a wicked shop still
Oh, is there?
I don't know if it's like a cafe
Because I knew they did the cafe or something
Last year
I just saw it, I just saw Wicked
Do you think it's open now or no?
The Wicked store probably
Yeah, it's on City Walks
So you want to go in even
Is the Bucca still there?
No, I haven't been there.
Yeah, the Bukkah is still there.
I loved the Bougat City Walk.
That was like my jam.
That in Saddle Ranch was the best.
I mean, now they have food of donuts, which is everything.
We saw Phanaf there.
When it came out, we saw it at the City Walk for some reason.
I don't know why.
Neither one of us live close to there.
I was like close to there.
It's a vibe.
Like, we loved City Walk.
Like we loved it.
At least you have a place called like Tricia's donuts that are no longer there.
That was so good.
The little mini ones.
Yeah.
But I'm surprised you didn't like it.
I loved, I loved Universal.
I thought like working there.
Like, I love seeing you at work.
I'd come and be, like, love seeing me.
I don't know, I guess.
I don't know.
It was a different vibe, you know, for me.
You didn't feel part of it.
Like, to me, when I go there, I feel like I'm part of the movies.
No, I did not.
Really?
You know, maybe because I wasn't into, I'm not into it like you were, like the movies and the sets and everything.
Yeah, you don't care.
I think you'd be like, oh.
I know, it was more like, because, you know, people are going through and they don't listen and it's, you know.
Were you a yeller?
Would you all, people like, get off, get off the tram.
That's your, I don't know.
That's the way you'll do.
Do I look like a yeller?
Yes, you have no problem confronting people.
Now I would, but back then.
No. What is it?
Wipe your mouth.
Wipe my mouth?
No, she would say, well, wipe my mouth?
What?
She would a yell at them to wipe me.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
I called that.
Wow?
That was good.
I'm like there.
Got it.
Yeah, yeah, it is hard.
It is hard.
You remind me at Tom Selek, too, a little bit in that.
love that. I do find myself
very attractive with this beer. No, yeah, you're
hot. You're so good. You really, like, you look just like it.
Yeah, you do. It's really,
like the eyebrows. Like, it's a great
illusion. You have the blue eyes. I feel like, I know
he doesn't have blue eyes, but. Or does he have
he has hazel eyes? Aquaman had green eyes. I don't know
what color his eyes are. I think he's brown eyes probably.
Maybe. Anyway,
anyway, thank you. I love that I can
be anyone, Jack Blacker and Jason
him a lot. There you go. And then people thought because they
got the, Tony got wigs and be beards for us.
He thought I was going to be Steve and he was going to be the garbage man.
I said, no, I am.
Moses is kind of freaking me out a little bit.
I know.
It's scary back there.
When I first saw him, like, whoa.
Oh my gosh.
You're like all like dark and just like, hasn't Malibu or Elvis seen you?
Oh my gosh.
I think she cried.
They would cry.
Yeah, maybe.
They might be like, oh, Malbu's not me.
And she was just like, mommy.
Like literally.
Did that bat an eye?
I was like going up the stairs and I came back down.
I was like, Mommy, come look at this.
I was like, okay, like, literally did say to me.
And she is like, yeah.
Now we talk about Elvis seeing, like, ask her.
Well, she saw me.
I went up, and they were in their moment.
Her and Malibu were hugging.
And then Elvis turns around.
She goes, okay, not that bad.
They love the costumes.
But, like, in a good way, like, ah, like, love this.
Or boo.
She loves a boo.
Well, she wasn't expecting me to come up either.
Right.
No, they love a costume.
We were playing the Righteous Jumpstones music video that we did this week
over and over for them this morning.
And they, like, both laugh and crack up.
They, like, love that song.
They love the costumes me and Moses's version.
They, like, obsessed with.
Like, they were, like, giggling so hard.
Like, I don't know why they love that one so much.
I love it, too.
Honestly, like, that's why I start watching the show, which you have to start watching.
If you want a good show, it's right?
I will.
But we don't get HBO Max.
Well, you better sign up, do we?
Especially Euphoria is coming.
Oh, that's on HBO max?
Yeah, you've got to get it.
Well, wait.
Until that comes out.
Okay.
They see an uprising and everyone buying HBO.
My boss has spoken.
Well, I love it.
They have.
Hacks, they have euphoria, righteous gemstones.
There's something else we watch on Max.
What else is on Max?
That's good.
The Big Vang.
Oh, Big Vank theory.
We watch on there.
Yeah, you're right.
We do watch a lot.
It's a good one.
Did you get it?
You guys have any Tic Tacs planned after this with you, too?
Us?
Me and Moses?
Oh.
I think we did ours.
Oh.
Do you have any?
You should try your bolognaise with the beard.
That sounds crazy.
Even eating a cookie trying to get that little musketeer in my mouth.
I was like, this is like, so hard to eat it.
And I don't want to get it.
get it in the beard. I don't know. I love it. I love it. But I don't know if I could have
it for like every day. Like it is crazy. I would just be playing with it all the time. It's so
soft. When are you and Moses doing your tin fish together? I don't know. You know, I was going
to get you another birthday present, but I think it's that world market is it? No, or one of
those. World market. But I wanted to get to the caviar that Bethany Frankel raves about.
Oh, she like, what's one? Which one is it?
Markets.
Yeah.
What is it?
They don't have it there.
Markies.
Maybe not World Market, but there was.
Or she always recommended the caviar white sturgeon.
Have you heard of that one?
Oh, you know that one too?
That one's at Whole Foods, that one.
But I think the other one's like $120 a little for a little.
Well, it is a birthday.
Maybe it's a caviar birthday for you this year.
Who knows?
We'll see how it goes.
Especially New York.
I heard there's some good caviar, New York.
By who?
I just heard some people tell me.
Maybe.
She is a housewife of New York.
And he or me, I'm looking forward to the hot dog carts on the corner.
Yeah, the hot dog carts you do love.
Yes.
I'm looking forward to Bunny Hana.
I love that.
Algarne.
I do love the Olive Garden, too.
That was like that.
And schmackeries.
They have a beetle juice cookie.
Oh.
What's that one we went to that had like the big shakes with all that cake and cookies in?
Black tap.
I love that place.
Yeah.
Do you go to the one in New York?
Yeah, I went once years ago.
Oh, good.
Their burgers are good, but like the big shakes.
Yeah, I just got a shake, I think.
So good.
Their food is good, too.
Black tap and...
Did they have one with a big birthday cake piece on top?
Yeah, that was Black Tap.
And then we went to San Deputy and we did the 24-Care cold one.
I think they got Beetlejuiced stuff there, too.
They do.
I know.
I think I might have an end because it's really hard to get a reservation of those places.
But I think because the Beetle juice is doing one there, like if you want to go try and the new.
Because they have a lot of stuff.
At Juniors, remember where we got the cheesecake?
Yes.
They have a little juice menu?
Mm-hmm.
They have Beatles menu there.
That's like diner food.
That's like diner food
Yeah, yeah, it's really good
Yeah, yeah
So yeah, I think the original one's in New York
So anyways there's beetle juice
Macquarie says a Beetlejuice cookie
So anywhere there's Beetlejuice
We'll be there
We'll be there
That is the theme of the trim
So I'm very excited
Me too
Any Broadway show
Which one would you do?
Do or go see?
Do
Well, of course
Little Shop of Horrors
Because you know the road
Yes, my mom played Audrey
Wow
You always always tell us me
to put my video up.
We don't know how to get it off of VHS.
Yeah, it's a VHS.
Half code and we'll do it, literally.
Are you sure?
I feel like we tried
and we couldn't figure it out.
I'm so bad.
My mom, I should.
I remember you got so skinny,
which I remember everyone just getting so skinny
in my childhood, but you got so skinny.
Well, Seymour had to pick me up
and put me in the mouth of the plant.
And you got your red nails.
She had red acrylic nails.
I did.
You taped your boobs up.
I remember that.
You were like taping them up.
And I was just like, oh, you looked so pretty.
I remember.
I was like, wow.
How do you remember?
remember how old I was then?
I'm 607 now, so
how old was I when I did that?
I was probably 10, so maybe you were 40?
I was 40, yeah.
Wow, yeah, I remember so vividly
I stayed in the front row.
So about my age,
older.
Audrey's always played by someone like a little older.
Usually, I guess not in the new one.
I guess like Liz Gillies is young,
but Ellen Green was young,
was older.
Well, it's always supposed to be older
because I got the song, I'm his December bride.
So she was always supposed to be a little older.
Right.
Yeah, they were kind of like,
even though Roxy's in Chicago are always like a little older too now I saw that they were doing
yeah I love that that one lady was really old she that had played it for a long time I think she
oh she was like the original yeah for like 30 years kind of iconic though like to just keep playing
it at any age that's even Ellen Green who or Eileen Green I don't know if I'm saying her name right
who played the original Audrey in the movie she went back to do it on Broadway with Jake Gyllenhaal
and like that was so crazy that was like and she outshined him and he was like I don't know maybe
be like 35 40 and she was like whatever age she is like 60s or she looked great did you see it in
person no I just saw like a slime tutorial as they call it we went and saw it the last time remember
that one it was in a little theater but it wasn't as good oh no that's a great one that's the
off-broadway one that's when I want to be in it's still going out but it's oh no they get huge act
they had the girl that played uh in the last season of you what is her name uh she's bronty did you
watch the last season of you? Yes. The main girl that like people like didn't like which I thought
she was pretty good. She's, she's playing Audrey right now. Okay. And I remember the Penn Badgerley was
going to go in as Seymour with someone from Gossip Girl won it, which would be great. Yeah, it'd be
awesome. That'd be fun. Yeah. I would love to. Maybe me and Jonathan Bailey will go. I have to say
the, though, I've seen quite a few, but I do love Beatlejuice. It's the best, right? It's something
you just have to see. And I don't want to give the spoiler away, but the part I love the best
is when that big thing comes out of that orchestra pit. There's two times. Oh,
The big Beetlejuice.
Yeah.
Oh my.
Oh my God.
No, no, the,
seeing it on Broadway, too,
like I saw the touring production
with the current cast and it was really good,
but Broadway, like,
it just allows for bigger sets,
especially the House Theater.
They had frozen there.
So they can do the really big sand warm.
They can do the really big beetle juice.
So, like, the effects of Beetlejuice is,
it is the best show.
I've always said this is the best show I've ever seen on Broadway.
It is, it is.
I'm so good.
I'm so good.
I know.
I'm like, it doesn't feel real.
I got my, like,
my rehearsal schedule,
and I'm like, this is crazy.
And they're like, okay, she trails the show this night
and she goes back to the night.
I'm like, this is so crazy.
They'll watch the show from the front.
I'm like, I know this show front and back.
Like, I don't need to see it, but I will see it over and over.
Like, I know, everyone's like, are you nervous?
I'm like, no, I know every single line.
I know every single like, I could play all the part.
I could be the swings.
Like if someone's out, I can.
You'll be like, Ms. Argentina.
She's out for a night.
I watch my video.
If I knew then, I'm ready to jump in the choreo.
I know, like, everything.
So I'm, I would love to play ortho.
I would love to play any of those characters, honestly, like, if they ever need me to swing.
Maybe.
I'm hoping maybe, like, I'm good, hopefully.
And, like, people will, like, love it.
They're she so good.
And then, like, maybe they will let me be, like, a swing for, like, another character,
like, ortho or something.
Like, you know, that just comes in at the end or something.
I would love.
Right.
So, dreaming big.
I do know all the parts.
I feel very confident in it.
I just wish your girls could see you.
But I know they'd be scared.
I know.
I know.
She would just be in awe of you.
Oh, God, I know.
I know.
She might be a little young three.
She would love, but she does, she got a little scared from Disneyland, so I don't know if this is
Beetlejuice is right for it. It's not scary if you're like over the age of like five, but probably
probably. Yeah, I'm really excited. It's going to be fun, you guys. Once again, Beetlejuice
November 4th, 23rd. Trishmas, November 30th through December 22nd will be everywhere and yeah,
so much fun. I'm excited for you. And the sad boy. I can't wait to see that little puppy.
That one day. We have sad boy music video coming out soon, a holiday music video coming out soon.
You guys all getting together? Yeah, when I come back from Beetlejuice, we'll have
four days to rehearse for Trishmas because it's Thanksgiving and I come back that Monday
which means we have to do the hot topics at like 6 p.m. or something. I don't know. It's going to be
crazy. And then hopefully you'll be called by MCR to open their shows. Yeah. Yeah. That's probably
happening. The man about saying it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No, I'm excited and I'm excited for you to see me.
I'm excited for you to see me on stage where I actually talk because I feel like as a kid I only got in
community theater where I had no lines. In fact, they told me not to sing. And I have one singing
line in this. I have a single line. I'm multiple
talking lines, so I'm excited
that I get to actually say something on stage
on Broadway, no less. I know, right?
Exactly. It's kind of unbelievable.
Community theater that didn't cast me. My own uncle.
My uncle is like not good enough. I'm like,
there's 50 people in this town. You don't think I can go on stage.
There's no nepotism in that town.
No nepotism. That's very true.
And then like the same 10 people
always got the parts anyway. No, it was like the same thing. Two people
got the leads. And you're just like, all right.
Right.
Exactly.
Anyways, well, we're here now.
Yes.
Well, Mom, your hot topics were great.
Okay.
I love the vibes that you always bring to everything.
And truly you are.
What is that vibe?
You are just, I'd like to know.
I bring no hot topic.
Don't know celebrities.
I don't even know Minecraft.
You know, you bring the fun.
You bring the camp.
You bring the wisdom.
You bring, just fun.
My mom is wonderful.
Well, she does all the jobs.
You do help out with the kids.
You do the shipping, Shopify Poshmark.
You miss it while I'm gone, but Kelly's going to take over.
Yeah, yeah.
We'll be going strong here.
Going to fill some big shoes, but.
Literally, you got that big, cheapy.
All right, well, everyone, this is my mom.
Give it up for Mama got back.
Thank you.
Yay.
Thank you.
I love you.
Thank you.
My, you look beautiful.
Here we are, last but not least.
How are you feeling?
Like, I just came out of a mind.
Yeah.
Okay.
I can smile too much in this.
I feel like the beer is just going to pop out.
Yeah, I don't think it will.
I think it feels that way.
I don't think it will.
I think it's actually going to be harder than anything to take it out.
I'm not hard of anything, but just, like, oils to take it off.
Crazy.
I know you also just, like, hate things, like, on your face.
Yeah, I mean, kind of Halloween has been kind of like the nightmare.
of the year because it's like
what do you mean
I have to shave I feel like
I feel like I mean the schemes commercial
like I have to shave
I have to shave and then put a fake
beard on because of the
the
okay okay
okay
love that love that so much okay I love that
I love this beer I think you should go full
beard like I think you need to commit to full
to be I'm just too young to
be Moses but when I get to that age
biblical moses yeah like white hair long the beard you are all you i love this but it would be
crazy to eat i do think yeah if you like it just would naturally fall in there it should be like
a little apron or something yeah this is giving good cute i love it i love it all it looks
really good thank you you look amazing how do you feel as steve we're all
number two i mean it's not that we are all steve yeah i just get distracted by the chicken but
But other than that, I'm pretty good.
Well, I asked you what character you want to be.
You're like, I don't know.
I guess Steve.
And I was like, all right.
Yeah, there was no time to really think about it.
But it worked out.
I think, you know, Tony did amazing with the beard and the hair.
You like it.
I love it on you.
I love a look on you because this week you've been shaved for all the looks that we've done.
So I do love, I do love this look on you.
You look great.
Did you like the Minecraft movie?
Yeah, that was one of the better movies we saw this year.
Yeah.
What's you were in your favorite movie of the year?
Wow, favorite.
would be
that we watched
and it doesn't even
have to come out this year
I mean
Wicked was good
that was last year
but yeah
really
yeah of course
it's a multiple year
since we went
to that premiere
wow
then Minecraft
in that case
wow
we didn't see that many new ones
well I guess
I guess the one
we enjoyed the most
also
just a more Aquaman
not new
right yeah yeah
the one this year
of course Aquaman
is our movie
of the year
this year
our Aquaman.
If we had one more baby, what would you name him or her?
Wow.
Well, I feel we have like names.
If it's a girl, I don't know if we still go with Aquamarine.
No, I don't think so.
I don't think we can have Aquaman and Aquamarine.
But I don't know.
I really think we're done at three, so I've not manifested that.
Yeah, I think we're definitely done at three, but it's just a hypothetical.
Yeah, I haven't had that.
Jack Black.
That's the name?
Mm-hmm.
Okay.
That'd be crazy, but it's a good name, I suppose.
I'll take it
Okay, I love it
Hot topic babe that you've been loving this week
I know you have so many
On the hot topics that we do
I mean we used most of them
I think it's just
I like where TikTok is at now
It's becoming more like spiritual
You know people are like
Walking in their dreams
In the mall world
Joining random groups
Group 7
Oh you don't know
How do you know
Don't be a loser, Group 7.
How does he know that?
We're a human.
He's like leader of Group 7 over here.
He mentions it every podcast.
One of the founders of Group 7.
We started in the trenches.
No, he said he started it.
I didn't start it, but it was one of the first two.
Because the people made it what it is, you know.
You're one of the leaders in the movement.
We have no leaders, but we are strong.
wrong. But yeah, so what we're talking about is, you know, and again, I look like a cult
leader as I'm talking about spirituality and TikTok. Join our cult on TikTok. Join our cult on
TikTok. But at least it's becoming more, you know, a little bit more spiritual. There's
interesting things happening on TikTok now.
So, yeah, so I like that.
At least with there's like...
Well, your side.
My mom's watching cheese faces over there.
I think she,
she unfortunately fell victim to rage bait.
She doesn't know it yet.
And she's like in that spiral.
And in rage bait, you know.
And in rage bait, yeah, for sure.
They got you.
They got you.
They got you.
And, yeah, it is something...
This is an old...
Oh, my God, it's all collapsing.
It's an old trend, but I just saw a video of it.
On TikTok?
On TikTok, yeah.
So do you remember the Ice Bucket Challenge?
Oh, yes.
It was for Alice.
What?
What's the what?
Is there another one that's coming around?
So apparently...
I hated it.
I mean, it was good for a good cause, but like crazy.
Because you forgot to put the water in it.
What?
What?
I'm putting this right.
I feel like this is going to hurt.
Oh.
Oh, what?
I hope this is right.
Okay, I have a little ice here goes.
She just put ice.
There was no water in it.
It was supposed to be ice water.
It's supposed to be cold water.
Really?
No.
Okay, well, I don't remember that.
I was like, when I first saw it, I was like, who's that cutie?
But then.
Aw.
But then, you're like, who's that dummy or why?
No, so maybe that's a new trend we should start.
Just throwing ice on ourselves.
It's not an ice water.
Well, at least it's just water, but here's like chunks of ice.
Yeah.
So you kind of like both cheated but get hurt more.
Yeah, that was.
That's been in my draft for a while.
What has been?
This video.
That's a video.
I just always think about Jimmy putting B-roll.
I love waking up because I do wake up when you guys are like almost done with the podcast.
Yeah, I wake up to like five TikTok links
We asked about that last episode
You'll see it in the hot topics
I'm literally like he's like texting you
Or like he took a picture of himself and said to you
Yeah, and I'm like
And he was so like discreet
It was so weird
He snuck a picture of you
And then also took a selfie of him
She caught me, she caught me
And I'm like, what are you doing?
I would have on screen though
That was so weird
What are you doing?
I was like, I'm texting Jimmy
I send him all the B roll
as it happens because otherwise
That's so annoying.
Just do it all in one note, so you're not getting 5,000 tags.
Like, what's wrong?
No.
It's more like four or five, yeah.
Not like in the moment.
Just piece it all together at the end.
You text like that.
No, I keep it together.
Oh, yes, you do.
You text a reward separately.
Yes.
So the way I know that you, the way that I know that you text me, my phone, because I have my alerts on,
suddenly there's like, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.
No, if that one weren't, I'm texting you a lot of thoughts.
I'm texting you a lot of different thoughts.
I write the whole paragraph and I send it.
She sends it like one sentence at a time, like one row at a time.
Because I need you to know each point that I'm doing.
Because you won't read the whole thing.
I know you.
You don't like to read a chunk.
You like to read one line at a time.
I know you.
But it still shows up the day.
Babe, no, you never.
So at least that's how I know that you text me.
Okay.
Well.
Like, okay, I need to open that one.
Yeah, well, I was like answer it.
But that's why I was like, answer it.
But that's why I was like when you do the, anyways, whatever, just sending himself with Jimmy.
But this is me and Jimmy, you know, texting, talking.
He's sleeping.
We're just hanging out.
Jimmy's not even responding.
Well, it doesn't answer when he sleeps.
That is.
I do wake up.
I give a little heart react.
Okay.
I love it.
Oscar drives home.
He thinks about it.
Moses, like in the moment, like, are you saying to cut things or are you just giving him B-roll?
Usually B-roll.
Do you ever give a cut notice?
So it's always funny things.
No, I don't think anything should be cut.
He always says that.
If I censor him, he's like, don't censor him.
At least one day I realized I found out that they're cutting me.
Like they actually, like there's so many things I see on the podcast that they're cutting out.
And I'm like, I will not be silenced.
Except you well.
I'll be like, okay, this much.
I don't know as much anymore at the beginning.
I definitely was like, oh my God, no, none of that.
But then some people.
It wasn't that serious.
Anyway, so I announce now I'm starting my own podcast, uncensored, unfiltered, and on me.
Yeah, pretty basic.
All of it.
What would your podcast be about?
Mine, somewhere between conspiracy aliens and spirituality.
Okay, I like that.
I like it.
If I did, that's where it would be.
Okay.
Yeah, I love it.
I mean, I used to channel water was all about podcasting.
Water and spirituality.
Yeah, yeah, I do love it.
Yeah, he's having a little lot of mics.
You'd script it out.
Like, you really took it seriously.
Yeah, whole script, have notes, I have books on books of notes.
That's crazy.
For the videos that were basically the way I saw it was like there were like chapters
for the book.
Right.
But the video, it was easier for me to do it through videos.
You've been writing a book and we talked about this before.
But like everyone wants you to write a cookbook.
Maybe first videos.
Well, you've been doing videos.
You've been doing a lot of cooking ones.
You did the cloud eggs.
You did your stuffed zucchini.
There's more.
I do so many that I don't film.
I just get into them.
I enjoy cooking.
So I'm like not filming.
Yeah.
so much, but I'll do better.
Would you ever do a cookbook?
Because what you do is you do-
I don't know.
I would do if somebody let me, if a publisher would like, hey, is it book?
Oh, so maybe you should have a proposal.
I definitely would do.
Because you create your own recipes too.
Like you get, you know the basics, and then you create your own.
Like I like okra, for example, and there's so many dishes that adding okra to them works
really well, but nobody does.
Mom knows it's like you can cook, you cook chicken and potatoes five thousand different ways.
Like there's always a new.
spice you're doing there's always a new something and I don't try that often but my mom's here she'll try
it and yeah it's kind of like middle eastern food meets Indian food and American cuisine yeah you do
have a it always smells delicious sometimes it smells like pasta sometimes it smells like yeah like
curry like it always smells like different and it always smells really good turmeric paprika
that's the key to all cooking that's your your secret ingredient yeah everyone's and love you put love
into it. Yeah, a lot of attention. Yeah, because all those cloud eggs you made, those were so
delicious. It was fun. I mean, that makes cooking more fun. When somebody eats it, somebody's
enjoying it and... Well, there's no problem. That one big pancake you like from Cece's.
We tried. We tried Suflaid pancakes. That's more like baking. It's kind of hard. We're not really
bakers over here because we tried it once. Remember when we like flopped at it?
I think now probably we could do it better. We have more tools and more... That was something so
difficult about that one. I can't remember. Yeah, I don't remember. Did we or did you try it?
Are you trying to help me? I think you try to save it at the end. Yeah, that's too late.
That's crazy. Too late, babe. Yeah, because it's in the beginning. I'm saying if I only jumped in
at the end, I was too late to save it. All right, we'll try it. That's why I just send you the recipes
and I'm like, can you just try this because there's no way I can do those cloud eggs, you know what I mean?
We'll love them. That was fun to make.
I don't know if I have more hot topics
Oh I don't know if I have more hot topics
That's it
I'm ready for my questions
Oh I can I mean I would like
We can do a full interview here
Yeah
We used all our hot topics this week
It's hard to do the hot topics when you just did it
Yeah we literally
But yeah my favorite Halloween movie is Ghostbusters
that is not your favorite yeah because when I was ghostbusters I've never once heard him talk
about Ghostbusters at all the original one yeah with who who's in the original Ghostbusters
Bill Murray which I love like that's how I liked him in the Ackerman
Dan Aykroyd okay and who's my favorite person in Ghostbusters oh you have to know babe
we're going to see him in New York manifesting
wait a minute
babe
oh he plays
okay yeah
he plays in the little shop of
horrors right
yeah
Rick Moranis
yes
that's a good couple's
costume
and then I realized
we could be
I could be the gatekeeper
and the key master
that'd be like
I'd be the key master
Rick Moranis
you'd be the gatekeeper
the beautiful
long ethereal
god
goddess yeah
yeah I saw that movie
when I was a kid
you loved it
looked you know
at those times
special effects
and all that looked like
real
You never told me this because in my Melissa McCarthy era,
she's in the remake of Ghostbusters.
Why didn't we watch it together?
Because the remake was so different from the original.
Do you watch it?
I didn't get it.
Yeah, I saw the remake.
Oh, was it good?
It was okay.
I mean, I enjoyed it.
But again, watching as a kid, Ghostbusters back then, you know,
it was like watching E.T. back then.
If you watch it now, it's not.
No, I think Ghostbusters holds up.
I really do like it.
I just never heard you ever talk about that.
That's crazy.
But I like that.
That's your favorite Halloween movie?
It's probably like my personal one.
But since then, now it would be more like Hubey's Halloween, you know, like Adam Sandler movies.
That was one of the names for one of our kids was Hubey Halloween.
Your name.
I loved it.
I was like, there's no way.
What do you mean?
I think it's so cute, Hubey.
Even in the movie, they make fun of his name.
I would like not.
Adam Sanger has a lot of good names in his movies.
We could have named our kids, but I liked Hubey's Halloween.
Would you love me if I had a beard?
I mean, you look good.
That was a crazy, guys.
You did not pass that would you love me if I was a worm challenge.
Like, what the hell?
That's crazy.
No, because, you know, I'm very logistic.
I'm trying to think, like, what is the scenario we're talking about?
Like, you look good in a beard, but am I attracted to men in beard?
No.
But you're trying to be in a beard.
So, like, are you going to get implants?
Like, what's the scenario that you have a beard?
I have implants.
Of, like, no, hair implants on your face.
Like, what's the scenario that you have a beard that I,
Are they called implants?
What's the hair called?
Transplants.
Transplants.
I'm just so confused.
Like, I have implants, I guess, but.
So, yeah, I'm trying to think, like, what is that scenario?
Yeah, if I just, like, wanted to grow some hair, I took some testosterone or something.
Well, that's a whole different thing.
Okay.
But, yeah, I mean, I would love you no matter what.
Okay.
I just am, do I like a beard?
No.
I don't like a beard either, but yet I still love you.
Oh.
Yeah.
No, I like it on you.
You changed my mind for sure.
Actually, even today in Glam, we were talking about all the Jason Moa cosplay
so we're looking it up.
And I'm like, oh, like, he is so attracted,
but it's like, I never liked someone with a beard or, like, long hair.
But you were giving Jason Mamo and I met you.
You had the long hair and the beard, so you were giving what I was into at the time.
I guess because I liked Game of Thrones.
So I was, like, weirdly going after people with, like, beard's, I guess, at the time.
But I said the uncleannliness of it sometimes.
Not you, but people I would date would have just, like, just so much.
Like, Wood Ranch, the barbecue.
Like, I was like, I can't.
Yeah, it depends on the length of the beard.
Because mine, I don't even call it a beard because it's so short.
They trim it really short.
And so it's not that serious.
That's certainly a beard.
But if you keep it clean, then it's no problem.
Went to Disneyland for Uweeba bashed trick-or-treating.
That's too scary and too loud for any of us in the family.
So we watch it from afar.
But we were, the Incredibles this year was our family costume.
We dressed up and did our photos there.
We all forgot shoes.
Well, shoes that match.
So we basically have like, I'm in my white kids, but we love The Incredibles movie.
That was kind of our movie this year.
Yeah, that was fun.
We never saw it before, but it was like her.
That's one to watch.
And the kids were feeling it.
They loved the costume.
Malbut loves a superhero.
She will be Spider-Man.
She'll be like anything superhero related.
She wants to be.
Yeah, on her own.
We never showed her anything.
I know.
It's so weird.
She saw Spider-Man once and that was it.
It was Spider-Man.
Like we have Spider-Webs like all over.
Like she shoots out.
What is it?
Silly Strain?
And it's like up everywhere.
like it's all over the place so we're like yeah she loves i got elvis a little incredible Hulk
outfit because she kind of like disastrous like she kind of like runs through and just tears things
apart so this takes you around the house like a zombie so like oh yeah she's so zombie coded yeah she really is
well that part of it and then aquaman of course can be aquaman i know it's mixing the two universes
but we're just going to do it you know you got to bring world peace you know oh yes in the
superhero world yes what superhero would you be
me wow so aquaman is taking i know when i talked to malibu about it i ended up being Superman
really what did she say because we were choosing all the superheroes she wanted you to be
superman and end up being Superman she's spider man we have aquaman and then um yeah and for you
i think she ended up choosing a princess for you okay i love that i'll be a princesses that would be so
cool huh oh i thought about Mario costumes does anyone like Mario in here
What?
I love Mario.
He, no, he's a chess with Nintendo, anything.
Oh, me too.
What?
I would love to see.
That's a Patreon.
You and my mom like Mario?
Yeah.
Mario what?
No, Trisha anywhere.
No, perfect.
How are you feeling about ending the podcast today, getting on an airplane tomorrow?
Oh, I feel great.
I'm excited.
I'm excited for life.
I love our life together.
I do on the podcast we can come across awkward.
as times but I do love our life together every time I see you I'm like thank you for
everything you hold it together you make everything possible you are the backbone the core
the leader we follow you truly everywhere join the cult we like Malibu Elvis like little duckling's
always following you around and something it's funny they do like I started walking and suddenly like
there's two of them walking behind me yeah it's so cute they always just they love everything we follow
you wherever you go we just put a pool up on our fence that was exciting a fence up on our pool
we got that done it's really pretty it's like this like glass um glass um what is it fence
glass fence they make them really chic these days because i always thought like it was like you know
these like wiry things but they make pretty chic really good that was exciting we got that done
we're getting stuff done because the house organization we had to take a little pause our organizer
left for a little while but we're getting that done and we're making progress
around the house.
And Trishmas.
You want to perform at Trishmas?
If I'm invited, yeah.
To the shows.
To perform.
Oh, yeah.
I'll come.
What songs will we do?
Am I going to be the opener to the opener?
Yeah.
You could do it.
I could see you doing it.
You are a good singer and dancer.
You used to do like movement.
Like what is that called?
Yeah, like more modern.
Yeah, you were a good modern dancer.
You're a man of many talents.
I don't think people realize this.
I feel like I should give you props in love.
because everyone's like, what do you do for Moses?
And I'm like, first of all, I hype him up
because I think he's the best at everything you do.
You're challenged to everything you do.
And that's what I provide in the fun.
I provide the fun of this relationship.
Look, look at what we are today.
Yes, here we are for this reason.
But I'm excited.
I do love our life.
Me too.
What are we going to eat tonight?
That's what I want to know.
I don't know.
I mean, it's, yeah.
It's like always what's the meal you do before a flight?
Yeah, and I was like, I can't do Thai to Pruneo tonight
because it just might upset our stomachs
and I was like, okay, yeah.
I was just giving an example
because I know you don't eat Thai, but, yeah.
I do, I will eat it.
I like a chicken patty.
If we find the right one,
we just haven't found the right one.
In New York, we will.
Yeah, Thai food.
Got a pack tonight, all that stuff like that.
Yeah.
Anyway, I'm excited to see you on stage in Beetlejuice.
Yeah.
And then on TV.
Huh?
And on TV.
Oh, yeah.
That's coming so.
you seen a Broadway show
together
no we never in New York together
well not in Broadway but we've seen
oh is that Beatles just on Twitter
yeah I've seen a lot of Broadway shows
because I used to go to New York a lot
favorite one
there was one
I don't remember the name right now but it was like about
like the wild child that was
taken in and became
it was somebody that was like a wild child
but then it was adopted by society
and became, like, a really successful person.
It was kind of, like, off.
Could he dance?
I got Jungle Book.
Was he a good dancer or something?
Billy Elliott?
Yeah, that's what I was thinking of.
In Italian, but that sounds.
Could be.
Love it by little boy?
I'll have to remember.
But at the time when I saw it, I felt like, that's me.
Oh.
You know, like moving to America and, like, coming from, like,
not knowing anything about anything to, like, being successful and happy about it.
Oh, okay, so you felt connected.
Yeah, I didn't know.
We saw hair, like...
On Broadway?
Yeah, it was kind of cool.
I don't know.
We saw a lot that I just don't remember right now, but yeah.
You know which one you did like, and I liked, too?
We didn't see on Broadway.
We loved the movie version.
It was tick, tick, boom.
Yeah.
Before we, right as gemstones, my hyperfixation was tick, boom.
And you even learned the song for me.
We were supposed to do a video.
We just, like, never fully executed it of that.
Remember?
Yeah.
Did I start it?
yeah well we have to have to warm up to it i feel bad about you feeling bad about me feeling
bad about what you said about what i said about me not being able to share a feeling
i forgot i forgot it's like um it's fine i don't know anyways we had it all done but now we
forgot it. It's Andrew Garfield.
It's my Andrew
Garfield phase. All right, well, we've got to add on a banger
babe. Okay, it's Halloween.
It's Wicked Season. We're going to
New York and Broadway.
What's our big duet we end with?
You know.
A big duet.
A kiss.
Because we did one.
What was the one that's saying before?
This is the only chance that you're going to kiss
the bearded person.
Well, we can. That's going to be at the end
of our big song.
For Weeket?
Jonathan Bailey, Cynthia Revo, have come out with their little teaser of this song, but we did it first last year.
The one we sing here?
Yeah, ready?
Just for this moment, as long as you're mine, I give you my body and be lost for all time.
And if it turns out, it's over too fast, I'll make every last.
moment last as long as you're mine I feel wicked
yes we crushed we ate that whole last ending you guys just for record
don't judge my voice we have been going for literally three hours and 45
minutes the voice was rusty the beard is in there we've had these
we're done since 8 a.m.
And we love you. We love you guys.
Thank you to the whole Just Trish
casting crew here. You guys
made the show what it is, as
always. It really is successful
because of everyone because I tried to do it all by myself
and I couldn't. So I don't know why we called it Just Trish.
I guess I was trying not to rely on anyone, but I rely on a lot of
people and they're all here and wonderful.
And thank you guys and we'll see you
in the next one. We're not stopping the podcast.
Okay, just because we're in New York. It's going to be
bigger, better. You'll see everyone there in New York
and we love you and we'll see.
you soon. Bye! Happy Halloween!
