Just Trish - Mar 05, 2026
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This is a drama I'm seated for because I can't stand Ned Fulmer and I think he's so sneaky
and I don't think he should be coming back to society this quickly.
I think the taunt should cast him out.
You know what I mean?
Go to the countryside.
Like I am seated for Ned Fulmer.
But that's why I wasn't seated for this.
Keith's trying to defend him.
I was like, okay.
Like, okay.
You can set it up.
Welcome to the Just Trish podcast.
Great day.
Great month.
It's a lucky month if you didn't know.
Luck for everyone watching this.
I.
So many exciting.
things. So many exciting things. If you go to our Patreon,
you'll know Oscar is exciting news. I'm excited
for you. We'll just put out
a big lucky dust for you. Lucky dust. You kept it in the
Patreon? I think, I don't know. Did Jimmy
keep in the Patreon? Oh, yeah. It's like, boring.
Yeah. It was no, it's so
interesting. And I'm like, I don't know why. Like, I guess
we're like, you're the closest person to me, so I just get excited
for you. Like, I remember that, like, close people to me. So when something
exciting happens to you. It is like a big life moment. And you
are my guru, which is crazy. The concept of
Trisha Padas is being your like
asset and financial.
Lisa Rina
That is by Lisa Rina today
Yes
But I am also the guru today
Yes
What you say Salisha from
It's given to Lisa from America's Next Top Model
Yes
But it's also giving advisor
Listen to me about
Weirdly
Weirdly
Yes the older you get in life
Even though I'm only like five years older than you
I think four right
Four and a half
Yeah
You learn a lot in four and a half years
It really is crazy how much you learn along the way
Like I always think like I'm not smart
When it comes to like
technical things in life
But I kind of am.
Now that I've been doing administrative work again, this week too.
Last week was all administered work.
Yesterday was all administered work.
I'm like, I feel like I'm a CPA, a business accountant and a manager.
Like everything in one.
I was like, wow, I'm really putting in the work.
I'm getting all the papers around.
It's, I feel very, like, birth certificates.
That's wearing birth certificates yesterday.
I was, you know, talking to all these people.
Like, I was doing the most passports, passport photos, paperwork,
wiring.
I'm always just like tiling.
We order tiles.
And I know, like, the square foot of tiles we need it when it's coming in.
I'm like, wow, I feel.
really yeah anyone who questions has trisha paid us really changed let me tell you she i'm coming and she's
giving me sound business advice honey she's telling me like let me review the split to make sure you're not
getting ripped off i'm like work yes yes go to another person go to this person check this out you'll get it
this is going to happen it's like giving mama juries come on wow yeah i'm happy to be it and i'm i'm here
for you always trish the girl i do feel like i'm pretty good on some things you are good no y'all are with it
Well, that's the way. Everyone is an actor slash real estate agent.
Yeah, work.
That is true. That is true. Everyone is a real estate agent.
Everyone knows like, oh, I'm doing this and also real estate.
Yeah. Love that.
I have the time, but work. I love it.
But work. So I hope you guys are having great luck and make prosperity.
Go to you all on this very exciting St. Patrick's Day month.
I love it. I can't wait.
Before we get more into details of the happenings, today, Thursday, March 5th from 9th,
am, Eastern time to midnight, Pacific Standard Time, double the votes all day for the I Heart Radio Awards.
Okay, double the votes.
United States, Canada, New Zealand, Australia, double the votes.
I really need to drive this home.
Okay, we are two weeks, three weeks out.
I got to win, you guys.
I think there's no other option.
That's my luck that I'm hoping.
Because everyone else in that category all has amazing talents.
Well, they'll be nominated for so many awards after.
They could go on to win Grammys and Tonys.
this is my only shot.
So I really need this fan favorite award
knowing that everyone else will go on
to prosper in bigger categories
since this is their Broadway debut.
They'll go on to them anymore. So I need it. I want it.
And I'm putting it out there to the universe.
But there's that.
UK show is sold out.
See you guys in the UK.
And then there's still some tickets left for Netflix.
It's a joke and my Palm Springs show.
Did you watch your vlog yesterday?
Oh, no. The comments.
I was going through it, honey.
I know.
I know, yo.
I know.
It's because I had the whole thing edited, but I forgot to film an intro.
And I have the intro in my head.
And I have to serve this intro, honey, because, like, it's in my head.
The theme is you want to be a flop.
And then I'm going to do a whole, like, montage to the America's Next Top Model theme song.
And the freaking on the thumbnail, I see it.
I see it so vividly.
The text is going to say America's next top.
America's next flop vlogger.
And that's a good one.
I know.
So it's like, it's kind of worth, it's kind of worth the delay in production.
You work all day, double jobs day.
T.
I literally just had the phone.
It's just like a quick little intro.
And everything else is edited.
I watched it like four times with Daryan.
And he was laughing.
The critics were waving.
Okay.
I actually really love it.
The focus group has spoken.
Come on.
I love that you watch it four.
I don't even mind watch mine once.
Jimmy sends me like upload.
T.
I like usually hate like my.
own content, but this one I'm like, hold on.
The spirit of Plain Jane, as I said, I have been hyper-fixated on her and I think she
possessed me.
Wow.
And I was just serving like a little comedy, a little satire, a little dark humor, just like fun.
Wow.
Okay, because you weren't in Girl Boss mode yesterday because we were talking about business ideas
and you weren't really on it and I was like, oh, he's really on it.
So then I was like, where is the vlog?
I know, well, that's the problem.
I was just, I was too on everything else, juggling too many balls.
You got to get that vlog.
Yes.
I was like, oh, I mean, mood boards.
I
For some reason
I like
I saw Rob Roush
is now doing
campaigns for Mac cosmetics
and all he was doing
was just like crazy
yeah and he was just shirtless
and they wrote
in a lipstick
Mac Cosmetics at Sephora
and he got paid
how much money for that
I don't even want to know
it made me a little sick
and I'm like
I know a hot straight guy
so then I went to my train
and I was like listen
then I made a business plan
for him I'm like
I'm going to be your gay
social media advisor
like we need to step it out
yes I showed him
Rob Roush
just Santiago.
I was like, listen.
I showed him,
Rob Rocham like,
this could be you.
I'm like,
let's get you on Love Island.
Like, let me,
like, let's step it up.
I love that.
I really do feel like
you should put some eggs
in your basket as an influencer.
Because people like love you.
And I believe in Santiago too.
And I think you would be a great manager.
But this is also kind of your moment.
People love you in the comments.
People are like more Oscar.
Where's Oscar?
And it's like,
I think, you know,
but both.
Do both.
But I really think you really need to.
Yes.
You thought about daily vlogging.
Maybe do the,
that. Yes, work, work. I
already know my next vlog,
which is exciting. Actually, know my next two vlogs.
Oh, what is it? Two? Yes.
You haven't even posted your last one. Okay, but I like
it. I like the ideas. What are they? Well, my big announcement.
This is, this is my big project
that I'm announcing. I was invited
to Atara Yummy Party.
Atara Elise yummy party.
Come on. Me too.
She's like, I'm inviting everyone.
Well, fuck my drag.
I'm just kidding.
Let me walk off. That's great. No, that is big.
But she sent it to me.
being like, I know you don't come, but I'm inviting everybody.
And I was like, okay, but hey, you got one.
You better go.
Wait, did that mean?
Oh, so the whole town got there.
Okay, word.
Hey, I did not get an invitation.
Don't, don't feel.
Honestly, that is big.
No Normies are invited.
No normies.
And people are like in the gay world, normies is like the worst thing to be called.
I was like, oh my God, Moses was like ahead of it because I was like, wait, I was
really thinking about it after.
I was like, this is not a bad thing.
But okay, you were right.
The gay is clocked at the head of it.
Okay, so just you want me.
Honestly, it is, it is kind of a vibe.
Are you going to go?
Yes.
Good.
Are you?
I said, I feel like I make a wish kid to Rory.
I mean, did she text you or DM you?
She DM'd it to me.
No, and I will say she, I mean, I'm not inviting everybody, but that is pretty exciting
that you were on the invite.
Yeah, yeah.
When is, well, like, soon, is it a weekend or weekday?
It's a weekday.
It's probably public, I guess.
Oh, no.
I don't think it's public.
Well, I don't know.
I guess it's just the DJs.
I'm thinking like, no, no, no, no, it's probably right now, no.
But it's far enough.
You're right.
I can mentally prepare, you know, so it's not like tomorrow.
Okay.
So, yeah, yeah.
I don't love to go to.
She is so sweet.
I always see her, like, pop up on my, for you.
And she was talking to, like, Jake Weber's sister.
And she had, I never think I'll ever get married.
Like, I don't think I'll ever, like, love someone the same.
And I was like, ah, I love her.
So then I wanted to go text her.
And I realized that I had gotten an invite as well.
And I was like, oh.
Okay, our party debut.
Have we gone to a part?
No.
No.
I feel like that one.
You're still, like, young.
You're in their age range.
No.
I do fear 38 is a little too old at this point.
No, I don't think so.
Maybe.
Maybe I'll go.
Honestly, no, it was cool.
Because I actually never had been.
I don't think I've been invited.
Maybe I have, but I don't think it's either.
So that might be our first invite together.
Congratulations.
That is big.
That is a good vlog.
So that's the next blog and then the next blog.
No, the next one is a secret.
Do I know it?
No, but the title's going to be, I don't even want to hint at it.
I already have a game the concept.
Okay.
Yeah, don't give it away.
It's going to be a gag.
Yeah.
Wow.
Okay.
We love a surprise.
We're all Oscar Crave is waiting because he even was like, oh, the blogs are coming back.
And still are.
Yeah.
Anticipation.
Yeah.
Very tannabonjo of you.
Yeah, of course.
I mean, my cancer sister.
So that aligns.
She's like, I have the Halloween blog ready to go up.
I'm like, that's crazy.
So me.
I live.
You really should post your last year.
Like my,
25 January vlog.
It's kind of fun.
I know what you mean.
Yeah, I vlog last year, January and May.
And that was it.
So two out of 12 months.
People want to see it, the lost files.
We'll see.
We'll see.
You never know.
Yeah, I'm excited.
Are you feeling good?
Are you feeling lucky?
I'm good.
Am I feeling lucky?
I'm not feeling unlucky.
Huh?
I'm not feeling unlucky.
You should be feeling lucky, I feel.
I feel lucky for you.
I feel like the luck is.
I love that.
I'm feeling a little bedraggled, I think.
A little tired, but not in like a
a terrible way, not like in a depressed way, just like
You're a little go, go, go, go, go.
Yeah.
Need a rest day.
It's draining the process of what you're going through.
Yes.
It is draining.
Yeah.
But the reward is there.
Uh-huh.
And trying to grow a boss as well.
It's hard.
There's a lot going on a lot of things to juggle.
It's overwhelming.
Yeah.
Girl boss things.
Yes.
Yesterday we had a full organized day.
Shout out.
Amani.
Amani.
Amani organizer.
A.E.
organizer.
You know what it was been since before Aquaman was born that she was here?
She had never met Aquaman.
Yeah, I did wonder about that.
I just didn't have time to...
That's crazy.
I was in dead mode.
I was about to show her a picture and then...
You were moving.
We had a storage unit.
So finally, everything from our garage went to our storage units yesterday.
And then everything that's been cluttered.
You are upstairs?
No clutter.
Not one thing of mess upstairs.
Like everything is so organized in the garage here.
We got rid of a lot of stuff.
No clutter.
We got it.
This will be next like the podcast game or everything down here.
But no clutter.
It feels good.
Did you want upstairs?
What did you feel?
We didn't even talk.
Because yesterday you were with the movers from like 8 a.m.
to like 5 p.m.
Then I went to go get my nails done.
Like we hadn't seen the one with like we finally got dinner.
We're both just like so tired.
What do you think when you went upstairs?
I was like there's so much space here.
Let's bring out the cars.
I was with the kids.
We're just like.
Oh.
Oh, right.
Well, I wanted to move the cars too.
But I was like maybe next time.
But yeah, there was a lot of space for them to ride around.
It's so much space.
Yeah, it's a big house.
Oh, my gosh.
Pro tip.
Organized.
Organized.
Declutter.
It felt, to me, I felt like, oh, my God, I could breathe this morning.
I was like, oh, my God.
Everything felt so amazing.
I felt so amazing.
I felt so lucky.
So shout out to our organizers coming back Friday to keep organizing.
I can't wait to get this room done and my glam room done.
It's going to be so cute.
So we're lucky in that.
We're getting stuff done.
Are you good yesterday?
I know you were a little tired.
I thought it was just moving day.
Like moving days, a serious day.
Because it was like a full truck of boxes.
I mean, this is all the Just Trish merch.
So it's like all the...
Go to Justrish.com.
Do I some of this merch?
I keep forgetting to promote it.
It's been in our garage, but now it is in a warehouse.
So, yeah, so it's just more comfortable to work on it, not from our house.
And now there's more space.
The garage was beautiful.
I walked through yesterday to open it up.
It was so beautiful, so much space.
Yeah, and we're building pink cabins.
That's for the garage.
Is it pink?
She had asked me.
Amani asked me as if he's still pink.
I'm like, I don't know.
Ask Moses.
I have no idea.
But I feel, oh, I feel great.
Go follow her on Instagram.
She's been amazing and decluttering our lives.
And Malbu was there with a little pen helping declutter everything.
She was like taking notes too.
She had her work gloves on.
She got a cute video of it.
Amani got a cute video because she had her pink gloves on our organizer because she's like moving boxes and stuff.
And Malbu brings out the exact same pink clubs that fit her.
And she starts putting them on, not even know where they came from.
I got it for her for gardening
and then
So that's kind of war gloves
But it's like her size
And I was shocked
They had something so small
She put them on to start helping
She was with me all day
Yesterday is like organizing
In the closets
I was like go go play in the bedroom
She naturally always has a note pad and a pen
So can I take your order?
Okay
I'm not taking notes
She
No for real
She has a pen and paper
It follows everywhere
Where we're going
Taking notes like
She really is so organized
She was trying to organize yesterday
And even yesterday when I was in the closet
I'll just sit here on the stairs
Like right next to it
If it was up to her, she would be here right now.
Yeah, she does love it.
Like all morning, it's like, I want to work with you.
I want to work with you.
I want to work with you.
And I was like, but I felt one time she did sit here, but someone she started like,
dozing off because it was like her nap time.
Oh, was it the vet?
Yeah, because it was her nap time.
Yes.
So I was like, yeah, you can be here, but it is actually boring to just sit and watch us.
Yeah, especially on a hot topics, but it would be.
But maybe she would love it.
Who knows?
Maybe one day she can be a guy.
She has a great talk or she'll talk.
She'll talk.
None stuff.
Even yesterday when you were gone, I was like, I had to get some work done.
I had like an hour's worth of work.
I'm like, okay, you can come to mommy's office.
We've got to be quiet.
No, never.
There's no, there's a million questions.
I was like, okay.
So we ended up going to the TV room.
I put the TV on so I could work a little bit.
But it was good.
It was a good day.
We just had a lot of administrative stuff.
But our house is so organized upstairs and it feels so good.
Ooh.
Um, what else?
Well, I was pretty gagged because last episode we talked about the Benist
Beni Blanco dirty feet debacle and Selena Gomez heard us and said like I'm going to issue his statement.
And then she went on Benny Blanco's podcast and kissed his dirty toe.
And she really sent us a message.
She said, you guys, I'm standing 10 toes down for his dirty toes.
So much so that I'm going to give it a little kiss right in front of the camera.
I like that.
She was kind of send us a message.
I think it was great.
I think that's what she needed to do.
She's she the new pope?
What?
That's what he does.
Like he would go to, like, prisoners and kneel down and kiss their feet.
Oh, my God.
I don't.
Hey, that's a very deep Catholic war that I never knew about.
You know, I support women's rights and women's wrongs.
And listen, my God, that's my sister through and through.
And sometimes you don't agree with your family's choices.
You don't agree?
I would have.
If someone's making fun of Moses anything, I would do the same thing.
Lick it, kiss it, frame it.
take pictures of it all day long.
Like, I would do whatever too.
Just to be like, that's my man.
But would you have done that on sober when you were like on a substance.
You would do it right now.
Right now.
I see this in 20, like 21 for you, but I couldn't imagine you.
I definitely.
I think it was like Corinna's foot.
I think in a David Dobrick vlog.
He's like, okay, yeah, you know, because you want to pick me.
That's the era.
I imagine you doing that.
But if it's Moses and people are making fun of him for something, that's kind of natural
when you think about it.
But even just last episode, you said if Moses was tuning it up in front of
of the camera.
That's where I draw the line for sure.
But a dirty feet, you're just grounded.
You're just in the earth.
So you can't kiss a fart.
It's abstract.
Ew.
That's gross.
Too far.
That's too far.
I said you can't do it.
It's not something you can do.
Okay.
Fires are actually gross.
But she didn't do that.
If she did that too far.
Yeah.
I think a kissing of a foot is being like, this is a beautiful.
I accept you as you are.
Tea.
And I guess there was other parts of the episode where she was like very clear that like,
like if he did do her, no, pen intended, did her dirty, that she would be like, no, this is a rap,
which is good because she was like, oh, if all of a sudden you wrote this movie, like, he has no
interest in acting.
And he came up with like the hypothetical of like, oh, if I wanted to act and I had to have a sex scene with
Margot Robbie, like, would you be okay with it?
And she made a joke.
She's like, you can sign the divorce papers right here.
Because she was like, because he has no interest in acting, he's like voice that he has no
interest in acting.
She's like, well, if all of a sudden you're writing a script and you're writing, you're
writing a sex scene with you and margar rabbi like that was kind of weird to me my point exactly
wait what i'm so kooty media point exactly if you wrote a script and you had but like you changed
your mind right you're like now i want to act now i want to play moses in the ten commandments and i want
margar rabi to be my zipora i'd be like okay work that probably would make a lot of money like i don't
actually i'm confused you're on if i went to that extent to create a whole project just so i can be
with her that's that's what she's saying so like no had she married him knowing
he's an actor and that's what it does.
Sure, that's a whole different story.
Because you had that.
You wanted to write something with the weekend and like...
And you would be against it?
If that was the purpose of the project.
Well, maybe not the purpose, but like if you have a vision,
Margarabi is so big right now at the box office and you're like,
if I get the Ten Commandments movie made and Margarabi is going to be attached,
it'll get sold, it'll be big.
I'd be like, yeah, of course it would.
Like, right?
I feel like that's such a given.
I feel like that's not even, especially Benik Blanko He's,
famous. To me, yeah, that would make sense.
In his world, it could be a reality.
In mine, it's just like a fantasy.
I don't see any of that happening.
But in his world, it could happen.
It could be casted.
He's a good character.
He could have been Heathcliff.
He would be a great actor in general.
I think he's a good character, you know.
He could have been the one married to Margarabi in that, actually.
That would have been a good one.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
You know, I feel like that would have been more like balanced because the other guy was kind of hot too.
And you're kind of like, well, maybe he's bad.
That's crazy.
That's crazy
He's not that old
He's young
Not that age he can age him
But he has that kind of rispiness
Crazy
Well I support it
I would support it
That's so weird
I think if that word
Happened she would say yes
Because that's like a big deal
She was like joking about it
Yeah of course
I like that she at least is like
You know
I think people were worried
That she was like too down bad for him
That she would just be blinded by everything
But I like that she kind of assert
She's that she is in her right mind
And that like if he actually did something
wrong to her that she would leave versus just like forgiving him feel just about anything you know what I mean
granted Benny also like loves her so much and does treat her well so I don't think he would yeah to me I wouldn't even
be an issue truly like if you had a love scene a whole sex scene if you did a whole uh heated rivalry with someone I would be
like I'd probably be okay because you you are so good to us I'd be like even this morning I was looking
how like wonderful you are you like playing with the kids like 630 a.m. It's like so early and I'm just like
they're laughing and I'm like oh and you cook dinner and you're just
You know what I mean? It's just like, no, I trust you.
Like, you're going to do all that for Margarabi?
Like, I don't think so. Maybe.
Trust. It's more about like you just, it leaves there in your head.
Like you kind of, those moments and you think about it for you.
Oh, I don't see it.
I really wouldn't. I really wouldn't.
But.
I think so.
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Yeah.
she really puts me in a pickle that's selina marie i don't know i'm kind of just like along for the ride
at this point am i as a selenader a little embarrassed at the gifts and stills of her kissing benny blanco's
toe yes i am i am because also the camera angle is like low so you really just see benny's dirty foot
and him kissing her big his big hairy toe and it is something fierce like but it's a toe it's not a
butthole it's not a butthole with like poo wrapped around it you know what i mean like it's just
toe with some dirt. It's just so dirty. That's the problem. Like, yeah, yeah. So it, it hurts to see her so
down bad like that. But I still, you know, I support her. I support her. I want more, but, you know,
I want more for her, but, you know, go law queen. I was kind of here for it. You turned around.
Yeah. I was here for it. I think they're just so cute. I just like when people are so, like, in love and so
cute together. Yeah, it is. And bold. I mean, it's a bold move to do it. Thank you.
You're like she stepped out of the normal A-Lister celebrity behavior.
She did not expect it.
I did not expect that.
Yeah.
And she did say, they talked a lot on this freaking podcast.
She's really doing the most of her man, too, by the way.
She launched like her a whole thing with Instagram to do like close friends,
but like everyone who follows her is like on her close friends list.
So now she's posting just like her close friends, but like everyone's on it.
How do you know?
How do you know everybody's on it?
It was all press release like yesterday to promote her on the, uh,
Friends Keep Secret podcast with Benny Blanca.
I'm like, damn, that's what, is she an investor or something?
I don't know.
Probably.
It's kind of like Ariel and Ned's humor.
He said he was an investor in Rock Bottom.
Really?
Yeah.
Oh.
Right?
He said he was financially tied to it somehow.
Oh, work.
And she, oh, oh, oh.
Oh, so he wasn't just a guest.
Is this his new podcast?
Benny, yeah.
This is Benny.
Selina's a guest on his podcast.
On the second episode.
Yes.
This is trouble.
Oh.
Wait, are you a Benny Hater?
I thought we'd love that.
No.
No, no, I'm just worried for him.
He's going to sit there for hours and talk.
I love it.
That's trouble.
I love someone who's an open book.
Like you said, especially at that level when you're married to like Selena Gomez.
I do love, like, I would love if like Justin Bieber had a podcast and just like went off on like everything he got.
Well, he was live streaming and doing that on Twitch.
Recently?
Oh no, a while ago.
Yeah.
I don't know if he's still doing it.
But he was going for a while.
But he should do it in like podcast format where it's like you're sitting down.
You're understanding what you're about to do.
It's daytime presumably.
Yeah.
But of course.
could end up in a situation where you're a little unaware, like a Dax Shepherd, and then
people realize, oh, you're kind of in a way.
But I feel like Justin and Benny are young enough to be aware.
I think Dax is just like old.
Like he's like boomer mentality, you know?
I don't know.
Episode one, he's like the person dead or alive and when I have dinner with is Hitler and be like,
Hitler.
Would you still do that?
Like, I'm a little worried if that's episode one.
Right.
Right.
And your opening scene of episode one on your pilot episode is you saying, oh, can I
fart in this microphone?
Will it pick it up?
Oh my God, you're right.
Okay.
Yeah,
Margeis brings up a good point.
I was being positive this episode.
That's true.
You are.
I'm trying to look for the good.
Lucky does.
Yes.
Lucky charms everywhere for everyone.
That is crazy.
But I would like to go on this podcast.
I'm with you, Benny.
Oh, my God.
I like him.
I think like he just like keeps going.
The other is mean to him.
I mean, granted, that's all like gross.
Like hitler and farting are probably two of the red flags.
But.
That's true.
They were mean to him even when he was quiet.
So, yes, that's a good point.
That is, that's fair.
And people are always mean about his looks.
And it's like, Jesus.
Like, I thought we're all like, oh, no more shaming people how they look.
But, like, Benny Blanco is like free, free reign.
I think, do you think with him, though, like, he does set himself up a little bit where, again, he just doesn't put his best foot forward.
Like, I kind of goes out of his way to be unhandsome.
Yeah, yeah.
Dirty feet forward.
Exactly.
Uh, yeah.
I think so.
Yeah.
But, I mean, to each their own.
I like it.
Again, like, who is he going to compete with, you know, like, a Justin B.
You know what I mean?
I'm not trying to compare them because they dated scene.
I'm just saying that's what I'm thinking of all the time is Justin Bieber.
But like, you know, you can't really...
You can't be a Jacob of Lorty or anything.
Yes, that's how I feel.
It's like, okay, I'm not going to be an Alex Earl,
so let me be a Lisa Rina.
You know what I mean?
And I love Lisa Rina.
She's gorgeous, but Trisha has Lisa Rina's a little crazy.
It's like, yes.
Okay, Monday I was trying to do Chris Jenner,
and everyone's like you look like Kim of Queens.
And I was like, have you ever seen that show?
No.
Kim of Queens.
I know Jimmy in the editing room is losing his mind right now.
Oh my gosh.
She was like a beauty pageant coordinator in the South
and she had her own show and that's exactly who I looked like
and that's not who I was channeling.
So it's like, you know, you go for one thing and another.
That's how I feel day.
I'm like, oh, I'm channeling Lisa Rina
but maybe giving Rainier-Rodriguez,
who I love, she's a dream vest of mine too.
I would, it's also fast as Kensignetta by Landa.
I love her.
I'm my favorite.
I still want her to play me in something.
Like she's just such a queen
or I'd want to work with her or her,
be my daughter or something.
It'd be amazing.
One of my favorite TikTok couples.
It's sad news.
Moses is like my favorite TikTok
couple in the whole world is getting divorced and i was like i'm like moses found out before me and i'm like
why don't you tell me he's like well it's sad it's did you have to sit down and take a minute
can i tell you all the comments all the comments said that like this is one i did have to sit down for
it got seven million views her announcement like her name is liliith lillian liliith
lilieth sky i think lily yes oh my god her and love buns got together the same time me and moses
got together everyone knows him as love buns yeah he's love buns but everyone's like don't worry you're our love buns
because she had no more love buns and like no you are love buns.
And they were like such a cute couple.
They got married in quarantine.
Like she, you know, she talks about mental health and how hard it was to keep a job.
But then she got a job and he was working at Del Taco.
And she had babies that she had given up for adoption when she was younger.
And then they were able to have two babies together.
It was like such a beautiful thing.
I was so happy.
And that is one where I had to sit down because I still, I'm still not over it.
I'm still so shook.
Like that one makes me.
believe not in true love anymore. I was just like, ah, because they were just...
They have little children, too. So little. They're like Malibu and Elvis's age.
How did you hear about it? You saw it before me. You just saw her TikTok? I saw it on Reddit.
I think that's crazy that I made it all the way there. Well, there's a subreddit about TikTok.
So ticktokers. So but people in the comments kind of like we saw it coming. So I guess there was a
little bit of information about that one I could not see coming. No, not in that not in the grand scheme
of teams ain't coming, but more lately they followed.
Oh, like, they were kind of separated a bit or like taking time apart.
So that was so shocking.
So, yeah.
Oh, my God.
Infidelity and DV.
Shocking.
He was the sweetest, like sweet.
I mean, I guess it just goes true.
You don't know what anything is on social media.
But like, I mean, he was like, she called him love buns and he was sweet and he like catered
her.
He'd always be cooking her food.
Like, I mean, just, he was a little young.
younger, not that that matters, but he's like a little guy where he like moved back to California
and now she's with the two kids. Like I'm so shook. I am so shook. I am so shocked and I am so sad.
And I guess that just to go to show like you don't know what's happening on social media,
but like he was like, he seemed like the sweetest person in the world. Like I loved him so much.
I'm just so shook.
That's crazy. Yeah.
And I do applaud her. Not that anyone owes anyone anything in a divorce, but she gave the reasons. You know what I mean? People are so
nosy. And like, like, again, and hers are obviously very serious. And like, no one, nobody usually does in a divorce.
usually like just keep everything private.
But in a way, I kind of respect that she put it out there because now people aren't digging or speculating or whatever.
I don't know.
I've always loved her.
She's very open.
I feel back for the kids.
When somebody does something so awful, especially when it's a young mom with two babies, yeah, she should.
But it's like the kids' dad.
Look, I'm bored.
I respect it.
But it's also like then it's out there.
But what he did, he did to them too, not just too for her.
No, I'm, I'm heartbroken.
That'd be like if Selena or Benny, you know who's been together a long time, Justin and Haley, they've been together a long time.
Justin and Haley, they've been getting together.
like 10 years?
It's a long time.
I thought they had just recently gone together.
I didn't know.
It was crazy.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Have they not?
I mean, people like to argue and really calculate because there's, in the beginning,
Justin was kind of going back and forth a little bit.
But in the grand scheme of things, yeah.
Really?
Is that confirmed?
This came up on New Year's of this year because Haley, like, posted, like, our 10th
new year or whatever.
And then people were like,
Went back and got the receipts and like, well, this, uh, March of this year, he was with Selena.
So like that doesn't count or they were just on and off a little bit towards the beginning.
But, you know, that's still a really long time nonetheless.
That's a long time.
Yeah.
Yeah.
What was she on recently?
She was on a podcast.
Yeah.
She did a podcast with, I believe, her OBGYN about like women, like, uh, like women's health.
And then she was talking about like her birth experience, which is cool.
I think she's making really cool, like podcast choices.
Yeah.
specific.
You know, she does the, she did like Owen and Jake.
So it was something for the gays.
And then, you know, the really like the mature motherhood, financial, like those kind
of podcasts as well, which I think is interesting.
I liked it.
Yeah.
She said it was not planned her.
It was a surprise.
Her baby jacket.
And it was like a health risk as well.
Oh, I didn't see that part.
Yeah.
I think she had like a sister or something in her septum.
Oh.
So her doctors would like advise her before she got pregnant.
like to not get pregnant because it could be a risk.
Wow.
Yeah. Yeah, so she was at risk with her pregnancy, which is scary.
Did she talk about having, and she won't have any more then, I assume if it was risky?
Yeah, I don't think she said if she was going to have more or not.
She listened to the full thing. I didn't know what. I just had clips of it.
I would listen to the full thing of that. I love when people talk about their motherhood.
Especially private people like that. You're always like, I don't know the tea.
Yeah, she was at higher risk of a miscarriage.
Oh.
Mm-hmm.
Where's your septum? Your stomach?
Yeah.
That's like your behind your belly button.
Probably could get like sepsis or something too.
Like you probably could be in danger.
I don't know.
I'm assuming.
She had a, oh, my gosh, my gosh.
I said that completely wrong.
I apologize.
A septum in her uterus.
A septum in her uterus.
What's a septum?
Like I know like a septum piercing.
I know.
Exactly.
Oh, a structural anomaly where a wall of tissue divides the cavity,
either partially or completely.
Interesting.
Sting.
things like I never would
even thought about.
Yeah, and you always think too, like young girls,
you think they have like no, like young seemingly healthy
girls to have any, that's so interesting she talked about that.
Yeah.
That's because she had a healthy pregnancy.
Yeah.
I carried it to term.
That's good.
Wow, scary.
Uh-huh.
So basically, like, if you have, like,
the shape of uterus, there's this wall in there that kind of, like,
makes it essentially smaller.
Like, there's less room in there because all of a sudden there's this wall
that's, like, obstructing it.
making like the size of it.
Yeah.
There's like less room for the baby to develop.
Yeah.
Crazy.
That's actually really scary.
Yeah.
I'm glad she's talking about this stuff.
It's great.
And it explains a lot to you why she's so like now that she's a mom because
she talked about another podcast now she's like as now that I'm a mom like if I see
stuff that like I want to stand up for myself more because like I want Jack to see
his mom standing up for himself.
And now this is kind of making sense.
Like she went to high risk pregnancy.
And then she was able to deliver a healthy baby.
and now she wants to like really set a good example.
She's also probably on top of becoming a mom also like a high risk pregnancy.
I imagine you must be extra extra like for sure like thankful.
Yeah.
Good for her honestly.
Good for her.
Yeah.
Come on, Ailey.
That's probably even more de-gaff.
Like when you said you go through high-risk pregnancy, you have your baby like, I'm going to give up.
Yeah.
Honestly, I'm glad she's talked about this because it makes me understand her and respect her a lot more.
You know, I've always struggled with Ms. Haley.
You've gone back before.
With Miss Haley Bieber, yeah.
I think I've always been on the.
train, right? Yes, yes, yes. I've wavered here and there, but I see it. I see it.
I always just think, like, when you're, like, married, I'm a baby. That's it. There's no more
argument. There's no more back and forth. Like, he likes her. Otherwise, they wouldn't be
together. Like, I don't know. The whole, like, trying to convince your husband, like, they don't
like each other is so weird to me. I mean, that happened early on our relationship, but just,
oh, he hates her. He's, like, it's just such a weird thing. Granted, sometimes people can be
right. I've had relationships, too, where I'm like, oh, no, this is great. And then you look back
oh my god he did hate me but when they're like when he got the tattoo of her
was presumably her not necessarily her right yes you know everyone's like oh he hate there so much
and he got it on his back so you'd have to see it i was like what that's what that's what people
said yeah tana filled me out on that one and i was like they were that is crazy that's crazy
like okay you got a tattoo of your wife and they're like it's on his back so don't see it
that's crazy guys who the hell is y'all please be so serious yeah so that's why i'm like okay
i feel like people are too much there are moments where i'm like justin what is going on
Like when Haley was on Vogue and then he like was kind of shading his like Instagram about it.
I was like, okay, there's times where I'm like, let's be a little sweeter.
Yeah.
But the tattoo is big.
Yeah.
And if you have one partner who's like, what is the nice word for like cuckoo?
Like what is like the quirky?
Accenture.
Yeah, that's a good one.
Out there.
You know, sometimes they can't be tamed.
You know what I mean?
Sometimes it's like I just go on a Twitter spree and Moses won't know until the next day.
You know what I mean?
And it's just like that's the partnership we have.
He knows Haley's going to always keep it under wraps.
I know Mose will always keep it under wraps.
Like, I'm never worried about what he's going to post.
But maybe Moses worries about what I'm going to post sometimes.
And maybe she worries about what justice is going to post.
But at the end of the day, you can't tame a wild horse.
You know what I mean?
You can't tame a wild horse.
So true.
So I'm with them.
I like them.
I'm very excited.
I take an invited to Coachella with a brand, but I did have to say now.
Not sugar bear hair.
Not sugar bear hair.
But maybe.
I wanted to go
But you know
The getting into it just sounds difficult
If I could be like helicoptered in
And just like flown down
It'd be great
But getting there seems
We did fly
There
What
You can't I mean
You could take a private jet there
But you still have to go
Walk into the festival
There's different entrances for everything
Like the artists are not
Standing in line with
How do they get there?
Just back entrances
Oh
Like your car
Drives you in
Gate open
sounds complicated.
I don't know.
I can imagine
just sitting there
listening to music.
I would just want to see
Justin but I don't think
you just go for one person
can you have to watch the whole thing.
Some people do.
Yeah.
Pass this year.
But I would go.
You were so adamant
about going to Coachella
and then the opportunity comes.
You're like actually, ooh.
Maybe.
Take C-back C's.
I'll take it back.
I know.
There's one year it would be
because I do love Sabrina and Carol G too.
Yeah.
I love them.
And obviously Justin.
And then if
my nose back
you think
I don't know
you risk in the cookies
you ask her
you DMR
before we
if we plan anything
I would actually
maybe go
yeah
because that's like everyone
that's pretty monumental
and it may be
the last
true
but at least again
I really
goddamn I'm really am nervous
for Katzai
you guys I am
there was a whole thing
a whole situation
I'm hoping it was a glitch
again
it kind of reminds me of
Haley and Justin
because there was like
a TikToker last year
that's like Haley or Justin unfollowed Haley
or Haley and followed Justin, I forget which one.
And Haley commented, it's just a glitch, you loser.
Oh.
Which is fierce.
But her work choices are always in.
Yeah.
Because yesterday,
someone found that Megan had unfollowed Danielle,
but then like 15 minutes later, like,
followed her again.
So I think it's a glitch, but people were nervous.
I mean, well, that's very specific to glitch and unfollow
the one person you're beefing with.
right that's so specific
no it's those hackers
someone hacked yeah
why would that be like zero to everything
like it's just so weird
I don't know if I buy that
but then again I don't know why you would just unfollow
and follow I don't know
especially when you're like in a whole
PR storm
I don't know
I guess you think nobody will notice or something
I don't know people clock and unfollow
quickly oh so fast yeah
and you do definitely make a statement
because if I don't like someone I mute them
but if you unfollow.
Yeah, it's like here.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Or blocking them, so that way it looks like you unfollowed each other.
Oh, word.
Because that happened once.
I blocked someone like, oh, they both unfollow each other.
And I was like, just clarification.
I blocked that.
That's fierce.
Yeah.
But it is just Instagram.
I don't know.
We'll see.
I'm alone nervous.
Again, this is all before the debut album.
When does that drop?
Mama, your guest is as good as long.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
I always thought there was like a date.
No, they're supposed to release something in the spring.
Mm.
But is that so happening?
I don't know.
I'm very confused and concerned and worried.
Their tickets on sale?
They have a tour or no?
No tour.
No tour.
They just wrap their tour in December.
No more dates.
Yeah.
They finished their first tour in December.
And they were supposed to just be repairing for the next era about who the hell knows what is going on right now.
A couple more weeks to go tell them.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, my God.
You're right.
Isn't it crazy?
Like a month away.
Yeah.
Wild.
Girl, I'm scared.
But we'll see.
We'll see.
Positive, lucky dust out there.
Lucky dust to Katsi.
My girls are going to come back stronger than ever.
Come on.
Period.
Yep, yep.
I have faith.
This is also very ironic news that came out post our last episode because it is like a crossroads
of two of the hot topics.
Harry Jousey revealed he got Botox and his penis.
Harry Jousey revealed his Botox.
Oh, is he in the Olympics?
What does that mean?
Do we talk about this?
What's the Botox do?
He said that he got Botox because it includes this like injection that he got in his penis includes Botox, stem cells and calcium.
And it's it makes it smooth and that he got a whole vial of it.
And it's also supposed to help him improve his performance in the bedroom.
He said, apparently it makes things a little easier to get the job done.
and he also talked about how you can put the Botox in your balls
to smooth out the wrinkles because it relaxes the muscle.
I really do think it says it relaxes the muscle
and you're getting stem cells injected into it and again the calcium.
And for the ladies out there, he said that women can get it injected in their quote-unquote hoo-ha.
What?
What to do for the hoo-ha smooths it out?
We don't need stimulation.
We don't need energy.
performance we lay there we open up
the penis maybe more so um
I support you do whatever he want with your body but he seems a little young to have
any issue yeah yeah
well you know I have questions
because last time you clocked it it sounds like an ad
oh for Botox
for a service basically because why were the
all those deep too many details too much
preparing for a brand deal you can do it too and this is the brand deal and this is the
brand deal. But he didn't say what he got, right? Because like maybe he's like saying, oh, I got this done.
And then someone will be like, oh, is our brand did this? What's the brand? Because did he say?
Botox is a brand. Oh, it is.
Just finding more places to put it in your body. Uh-huh. Right. Kind of gimmicky.
Because I don't think he would have made that he had issues before.
He seems kind of like the definition of TMI to me.
Yeah, but also like, you know, men would never say, oh, now I can get the job done.
You could not before.
Yeah, but I'm honest.
Sometimes I'm honest to a fault.
You know, be like, oh, sometimes I have a little fish odor in my vagina.
You know, sometimes it just happens.
He seems to be more of the, I don't know, trying to get dates and girls, not at the mid-20 fault.
I think he gets the girls.
I think he could be dirty feet.
Yeah, but maybe it's opposite.
He's trying to deter people because maybe has too many women coming after him.
Maybe.
Where's Mary to Harry?
Where is that show?
We haven't even seen a teaser.
We've seen the violets.
file teaser but not marry Harry? Where's that?
That's a good question. It's been talked about way longer than the file.
Yeah. Over a year, right?
Yes, for sure.
Dare I say Harry Jousie, come take a seat in that pink chair. I have questions.
I did ask for Netflix as a joke. I was like, maybe Harry, but he has his own shows or something going on.
I don't know. He's like going on a tour or has live shows happening at the same time.
I was down to have Harry Jousey.
It's taking a lot of me to not throw a little shade at the car.
concept of Harry Jousey going on tour and doing what exactly God only knows that's everybody right now
including Haley in particular I'm like and do what like what exactly is happening there
at least Jeff Wittick can cut hair when he's going on tour you know what I mean what he does
I have no idea but at least he's got a talent you know at least he's he can give a little trim but
no anyone can do a tour which I again I think is a good thing I say that nicely it is crazy how
anyone can do a tour.
It's like, I think you just got to, like, go on stage.
But I love that there's so many fan bases out there, too,
because the most random TikTokers will be like, I'm going on tour,
and you're just like, what the hell are you going to do?
But people show up, you know?
And I like that.
I think that's cool.
I agree.
Maybe he goes on speed dating rounds or something like that.
Speed dating rounds is crazy.
But he has finished filming, and I think I do know the outcome of the show.
So it's very interesting that they haven't, like, shown it.
so he can like live his life as the show has already been filmed i don't know oh t
i can't imagine them can't anything because if the vial file show is still happening i don't think
they're gonna okay yeah i see i see yeah they the last thing i see is um the casting announcement
was in july 2025 oh yeah and the show has been filmed and done it's in the can like they're
done like i don't understand expected in 20206
that's the last update.
Interesting.
But we're already a quarter of the way through.
And not even a damn...
A teaser trailer?
Yeah, a teaser trailer or nothing.
Hmm.
Well, good luck.
I want to see that.
You know they caught Nick Viol out of the whole teaser
of The Age Gap Relief.
What?
They did.
He wasn't in one scene.
Oh, my God.
They show Natalie for...
I think she said a line at the end.
Isn't that crazy?
I wonder...
I wonder whose idea that was.
Like your show gets picked up
And you're not even in the
Also there are a couple right
Yeah
That's the whole point yeah
What was it?
I guess he's really nasty to the Mormon wives
Someone was saying
Because I said I wanted to host the reunion
For Mormon wives
I guess he used to host the reunion
Really?
Mm-hmm
And I guess he's like not nice
And I guess that's why they came for Whitney Levitt
Because she didn't want to be
She turned on their podcast
I think Woody just recently talked about this
She declined their podcast
So they were like
They've always been like really nasty about her
As far as like
You know being a mom
and like working on Broadway.
I mean, they retaliate against just random people on an airplane.
So you can imagine how personally they take this.
I saw somewhere that Alex Cooper is the reason they have a podcast.
I guess they were on Caller Daddy or something.
And like that was how they got the podcast or something.
I don't know.
Right time and place.
Now, let me go buy 10 copies about Sophia Franklin book because what do you mean
Alex Cooper is a reason they have been arrested upon us.
I know.
Like a plague, like a biblical plague.
Alex Cooper is the one that's responsible for sending the locust over here.
Like, that's crazy to me.
I know.
I know.
And I did see them on there.
I was kind of like, that is wild.
Okay, daddy issues available at all booksellers, November.
Like, let's wake it up.
Sophia Franklin.
I'm going to get you to the New York Times best seller list because Alex Cooper,
you did me dirty with that one.
What?
I mean, let's hope.
Yeah, let's hope that people are just saying that because that was the first platform.
They got post a bachelor, but.
Girl.
I know.
A choice was made.
A choice was made.
I know.
I think they just, you know, they still go for shock value.
Also, my color daddy hypothesis about, like, her just getting the questions and not knowing
what the how's going on.
She interviewed Sarah J. Moss, who was, like, an author of this, um, Romanticy series.
That's, like, really, really, really popular.
Uh-huh.
And she, like, they posted, like, a little teaser and is her asking the most, like,
in the weeds, like, Reddit forum, like, specific questions, which is fierce.
But I know her, I mean, she probably has read the books, but I know her is not going
to be asking the follow-ups to whatever T she's getting.
Like literally the trailer is just like a million like very, very specific questions.
Yeah.
And she's like reading the card so intently to get every like crazy name and everything like exact.
And I know her.
But fears that they prepped her enough to know all this stuff.
Because that is commendable.
A good point.
I'm trying to think of a podcast.
I guess she's not really a podcast.
I guess she has an interview.
But like podcasts in general, do people read all cards?
I'm trying to think like when there's an interview.
Like a Z-W.
I think it is pretty normal.
Like Z-Way has like her questions.
It is like, you.
look, you're supposed to like look.
Right, right.
Or like, you're supposed to also like balance listening but also like reading so you know
what to ask next.
So it is kind of.
They cut it out.
Yeah.
When they kind of pick at their phone or something, they cut it out.
Oh, interesting.
She was fierce.
Because literally the card was like right here.
I'm like, she is like lifting for her life status.
She's like, I'm going to get every single one of these words.
I think it's a flex when you have no cards because I always write notes when I never,
I try not to ever look at them.
True.
Yeah, yeah.
Let me just have a conversation.
Mm-hmm.
Just have them in your head or something.
But also, like, so her, I mean, play Devils Advocate to myself, I suppose.
It is also nice because sometimes there are like,
interviewers who like get prepped very specific stuff and it's like in their,
the unfamiliar with it, so they won't even go there.
So the fact that she is able to go there even if maybe she's not the most familiar,
which maybe she is, but maybe I have a feeling she's not.
Yeah, I don't know.
The fact that she's able to go there is commendable because sometimes they'd be like,
I'm not going to ask these nerdy questions and keep it moving, but.
Me.
me Ted Nivisian what is your experience with being a straight guy and you just not wanting to ask that question
I think all the hills ones I'm like you were so specific I'm like I don't know any of these people keep going next
yeah so Alex Cooper let me give you your intents for that one for just you know giving it your best shot anyway yeah because it is so scary to ask question you know nothing about yeah because it is hard to like I mean I guess what that's why Alex Cooper asks keeps it
keeps it moving you know she's like got it uh-huh next that's very true did you see a Tiffany pull
around Zway?
Love Tiffany
on Zway.
Oh my gosh
she was
Okay
this really is so funny
to me
because like the concept
she talked about
Tiffany talked about
like what pronouns
she uses
and it was like
you can call me
she her
he him they then
but I will always be that
and everyone's like
yes she ate with that
and it is so funny
because I know that's what
you were trying to give
back in the day
but you just came off
like your presentation
was so
unelequent
but you were
you were
You and Tiffany had the same sentiment, though.
It's so funny.
Well, he's the first half.
She's like feminine, masculine.
That bitch.
I don't know if I was thinking I was that.
I was more just like, I don't know where I belong.
You were that, but not that.
Really, you think back then?
I think the haters were like, Trisha Peters is that bitch.
But.
Well, prove my point that I'm non-binary.
Yeah, she stood by her non-binary.
I really like that.
Yeah.
Yes.
Because, yeah, I like that she kind of like held to it.
Because even though Tiffany is so funny,
I love when she gets like, she's like a serious too.
And I feel like with the non-binary, she is kind of serious.
And I kind of, she says it funny, of course, cute and can't.
But I kind of feel like she feels that.
You know what I mean?
Especially her, they're being.
You know, they're very like.
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just who they are
and also another one too again that's why
gave me very Trishian vibes because she's very
them presenting like on TV
it's very much like you know cleavage
and teeny waist and like tight dresses
and glam and like hair
laid glant like makeup
is always perfect.
So the fact that she's very
them presenting
but identifies as non-binary
and also is fine
with any pronoun.
Like, again,
very Tritian.
Yeah,
I feel like her character,
not just New York
or even like Tiffany Pollard.
Like I think she just like knows the character
and that's the look of the character.
Which like same,
you know,
I think there's like a character
and that's the look at the character
and then yeah,
like on your days off,
you are just simply a human
existing.
And I still love it.
I know.
I saw someone talk about,
oh, Robbie.
I love Robbie Hoffman's stand-up and saying like, oh, like they, them, like went away.
And they're like, no, no, no, I'm never letting you.
Like, I had to relearn your pronouns because they're like, yeah, I had a friend who identified
as a them.
And they said, oh, yeah, I'm not doing that anymore.
And Robbie's like, oh, no, no, no, yes you are.
Like, I had a rel-lap.
And it is funny because, like, you know, a lot of people, you know, are off the nine-biting
which is fine.
But I do love the people that still hold by it because I do think it's a very real thing.
But I get the sentiment.
I think in scary movie people were mad to.
They did a they-them joke and people get.
I think it's a little different.
Obviously, Robbie Hoffman doing a they-them joke versus the Wayans brothers.
Yeah.
The sensitivity gets lost a little bit.
But, you know, I think you can retract it, though.
I think you can retract being non-binary.
Although, yeah, I had to back check myself, that Marlon Wayans has a transgender child.
Oh, yes.
And is very much, like, an advocate for them.
Well, so.
You know that.
That's great.
I thought I heard something about that back in a day.
Oh, my God, I love that.
Okay.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Then free reign on the scary movie jokes.
Oh,
interesting.
No idea.
I look that he's an advocate, too.
I like when people like...
Uh-huh.
And he's...
Marlon talked about how like,
their transgender journey was,
quote, beautiful and magical journey towards acceptance.
That is so sweet.
Oh, I love that.
Uh-huh.
Marlon said,
Kai is the same child.
They were before.
They just got a beard now.
Okay, same baby.
That is so sweet.
I love that.
I love that, too.
Take notes.
Elon Musk.
Uh-huh.
T, because Vivian is like, I love that Vivian is like America's Next Top Model, like, genuinely.
Yes.
Hot model, so funny, charismatic.
It's like, I'd be like...
Personality.
She's fierce.
She's on runway.
She's got it all.
Yeah.
Like, how would you not be like so proud of her?
Like, it's so crazy.
Uh-huh.
Parents in general, I just don't understand how you're like, well, I can't like love you anymore.
Like, what do you mean?
Mm-hmm.
Hmm.
I love that.
You guys see the new scary movie?
Is it out?
I don't even know.
No, the trailer.
The trailer just came out in front of it.
a scream. It comes out in June.
And they moved it up a week
early because the reaction
has been so fierce. Everyone's so excited.
Is it your kind of humor?
I don't think I've ever seen
scary movie. Really? But I have obviously
seen clips
of like, obviously like
Anna Farris and Regina Hall and stuff. I do love them.
They eat. The jokes
always get lost on me. I think there really are
easy jokes for anyone to get but I always get a little
lost. I'm always kind of like I don't really understand.
I never really got into any of those like
parody movies.
Yeah.
Not even like the Hunger Games had a parody movie.
Like the Vampire Suck, the Twilight one.
I never got into parody.
Those are horrible.
Yeah, they do.
But there was like good ones, like not another teen movie.
Like there have been good ones.
I think that one.
Me, just funny out,
Not Another Teen Movie was a satire?
That's crazy.
Right?
I think you're probably right now that I'm thinking of the title being not another
team movie.
With the famous guy.
I definitely could suit Chris Evans.
Yes.
I think that's a parody.
Is that the one where he has the whipped cream on his.
Yes.
It parodied like Varsity Bluracy.
loose, she's all that.
Oh, that was my calling by her name.
Like, that was like such a gay awakening, Chris Evans with, like, the whipped cream and the cherry
on his, like, penis and whole.
Like, that was fierce.
That was everything to me.
Wow.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That rocked my world.
But it was a good movie.
Yeah.
I loved not another team movie.
I think Paul Dano's in it.
Like, it was really good.
That is fierce.
That is really fierce.
Sometimes there's good parody ones, but the scary movies are not really for me.
But I also think, like, I don't like horror movies.
So maybe I'm not getting the references.
or something. Yeah, T. Because they are very much
All that. Even the
weapons, like them like running like weapons
and stuff like, I'm like, I don't really know.
Did the actress who won for weapons? Did she run to the stage like that?
Yeah. Or was that? Someone just exaggerating.
At the actor awards, she ran with like her arms behind her back,
like up to do her acceptance.
I love that so much.
Kai Sinat is in Scary Movie Six actually, which is funny.
Wow. I know. That's pretty big. I think that movie is going to do really,
really well. So to get in nice.
Okay. He got, he really is everywhere and
I know.
Cam Kardashian and scary a movie and have you tried Kim Kardashian's new energy drink update?
She has an energy drink?
You didn't know about this?
No.
Oh, we have a blue one.
I can go get you the blue one real quick.
It says energy drink, zero calorie, zero sugar.
Zero percent juice.
What's in it?
Zero everything.
Zero protein.
Zero juice.
Zero.
Like, what's it made out of?
Well, she's just selling you air.
A water.
But tasty.
Interesting.
Okay.
It says your bodily naturally breaks down caffeine into three molecules.
I don't know.
This is the future of energy.
It sounds like a placebo.
Clean energy without side effects.
I feel better on it.
What do you think?
I don't know if you're being a placebo allegation from those.
To give you energy and to give you calm at the same time,
it sounds like a mind trick.
It's, I don't,
that's advertised calmness and fairness.
It just says that in about four hours,
it'll be out of your system.
So like, it won't be wiring.
Wait, really?
That's true about any water.
That's, they'll be out of your system.
Yeah.
It's about four hours so you can get your beauty sleep.
Oh, that's so funny.
Or that you need to have one every four hours.
Oh, T.
Well, it's called update.
I love it.
I don't know.
I think it's great.
Anything Kardashian, you know, I'm buying.
Interesting name.
Huh?
Interesting name.
Yeah, because you wouldn't get Kim.
Like, if we just were walking down the aisle and saw, you know, in the grocery store.
Why would they not have a K name?
I kind of live that it's like, I like the packaging at least.
It's clean.
It was pretty good, yeah.
Yeah, I was excited about it.
I guess I only sold at Walmart, which doesn't seem on brand for Kim, but I love it.
Work.
It's giving Charlie and Dixie at the cash register at the Walmart with the chips.
Oh, my God.
You were so mad.
People were so mad.
I probably was too.
I probably was adding to that.
But like, who cares?
Yeah, always apologize to Emilio's for the rest of my life.
I'm so sorry.
Was Charlie not nominated for I-R Broadway opening, whatever, debut?
Did she debut before?
It wasn't this year.
Oh, was it before?
Yes, that sounds right.
Maybe 2024 she might have been nominated.
That would be crazy.
Yeah.
Rachel's like,
that makes sense.
Yeah, that must have been a tight.
Thank God.
Thank God you skipped that year.
I know.
No, I mean, this category,
when they told me about it,
it really did seem like they made it up for me,
but it's been around and it's been fierce.
The competition has been.
Next year's going to be even crazier.
Meg the Stallion's going into Mulan Rouge,
Whitney and Dylan and Bob the Drag Queen.
You see Monnet Exchange?
talk about,
she'll not call Teresa's...
What did she say?
She was saying, they were like, oh, have you ever been on Broadway?
And she's like, no, honey.
She's like, I'm an opera singer and we were taught to, like, look down on theater kids.
Wow.
Yeah.
I mean, she said it in, like a cute way, but it was so interesting.
I was like, I love her.
I don't know much about her like you do, but every time I see clips for her, I'm like,
I do.
I live for Bob and Monet.
I live for a lot of the Rue Girls.
I really do.
But Bob Bonnet's podcast is like genuinely so funny.
I love it.
It's kind of giving us where, like, the first, they try to get through the intro, and it's like 30 minutes of them going back and forth.
And like, it's so.
I need to listen.
I guess I don't listen to their podcast, but I love both of them individually.
So I need to.
They're funny.
I need to listen to a podcast in general.
Like, I don't feel like I miss.
I don't know.
I feel like there's so many that I need to listen to.
Let me know out there for a girly podcast.
Like we talked about it once, but like, you know, not skinny, not fat and the toast and like all these like girl.
There's like a bunch of duos of girls doing podcasts.
I like upstairs neighbors.
Are they big?
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah.
Where are they at?
They have a channel and they sign to, my God, why am I forgetting it?
Formerly Cody Coe's company, now that he's out.
Oh.
But it was recent.
They signed like a couple, a month, a couple months ago, like two or three months ago.
Tiny Meatball gang.
Yes, Tiny Meat Gang.
Oh, Tiny Meekang, yes.
Tiny Meatball gang sounds kind of better, but yeah.
And they're just so funny.
And they're the ones that like will cosplay sometimes.
Like, if they do heated rivalry, they're in hockey outfits.
Oh.
Bridgeton, they're in Bridgeton outfits.
Like, they're fierce.
And they're so cute.
I live for them, yeah.
Okay, so that's the one you recommend.
Yeah, I love them.
Upstairs girls?
Upstairs neighbors.
Yeah.
Okay, because there's times around like long drives and I deleted my Spotify.
Spotify, I kept being like new views and I was like, you, I don't want to listen to this anymore.
That's all that would pop up for me.
So I literally deleted Spotify.
But don't delete Spotify.
That's an adjuster shot there because it's great.
I'm going to get it back just so I can listen to my own.
podcast. But Spotify
does. It's giving Alex Warren
ordinary where it was like playing
all the time. But they do that with Stephanie Seuss podcast.
Yeah. Wait, what's Peola?
That's what everyone like claims.
Every time like something is pushed like
in the playlist or whatever. Like you can be
listening to one thing then it'll push like something
completely random that's just like popular.
That was Alex Warren because last summer
if we listened to Cocoa Mellon, if we listen to
My Uncle Romance. Yeah, ordinary
all the time. And it'd be like the first.
I'm like no, what? Like no.
Um, fine, it's a great song, but,
but they do that with Stephanie Sue's podcast,
which again, I like,
I like,
I like,
a true crime,
so I'm always,
like,
a little scared,
but like anytime I would listen to something,
it would just pop up to Stephanie Sue
every time next time.
And it was so interesting.
She has a great voice,
but I was just like,
I don't want to watch true crime,
or I don't want to listen to true crime.
I put, like,
not interested,
and I kept giving it to me.
How weird.
Yeah, but, yeah, she's great.
We need some peola.
Yes, put just trash after everything.
Come on.
Who wants to give us some peola?
Yeah.
Where did you hear this term?
It's kind of like an industry term.
Paila?
Yeah.
They pay, you mean?
Yeah, like a label or something will pay just to get like a lot of like radio play or like
placement and streaming music playlists and stuff.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
Allegedly all this is pay a lot.
Yeah, oh yeah.
Just speculatively.
Yeah, allegedly speculatively.
Just because I don't think wheel on the bus, Alex Warren or ordinary comes first.
You know, taking me down.
Ordinary.
Like all the time.
I just remember it so vividly.
The kids do we living for that song.
No, I like it too.
And I like his new one too.
Uh, yes.
Uh-huh.
Um-d-dun-dun-dun-uh.
It's like, you know, the freight train.
Work, okay.
It's like a fever.
Did you see it's Parasilton's in the video?
I saw the trailer with Parasilton, and I was like,
Mama Kudos.
Freight train to the chest.
Uh-huh.
I like it.
It's good.
I'm there for it, but, but.
But it's kind of, it's just a lot.
You know what I mean?
It's funny how they push one song for a fully.
I guess when you have a big song, you just push that.
Yeah.
And like you can't really push another one when one is like still number one or the top five.
That's true.
So it's like I guess I have to write this out until it kind of slips a bit.
That's like Bridget Chan had a Charlie X-Ex song for this last one during high,
Hy-synth.
How do you say her name, that little girl?
High-synth, yeah.
Did you watch?
I edited all the interviews so I know everything.
High-scent.
High-scent.
High-scent.
Yeah.
Well, it's also a flower.
She's named after her flower.
I never knew that.
Yeah.
I love it.
Did you know that?
Did you know Hyacinth was a flower?
Wow!
And you're a flower garden expert over there.
Wow, interesting.
Well, yeah, there's a little dance they do where she has the recital.
It's kind of like the kids' balls, I guess, you could say.
And Elvis does the Hyacinth dance.
She does the little thing, and it's in my head.
What is the song, the Charlie XX one?
It's not the Apple song.
I know that.
It's like a really, but it's like then.
It's so good.
It's so catchy.
And I think that's...
Oh, 360.
I love that song.
Yeah.
I love the British inversion of it.
That's how I envision my London show to be with my orchestra.
I want them to be like freaky, freaky.
I wonder if it's not like that or I'll just sound like my song.
Alex Ward had an orchestra at the Brit Awards.
See, it's something about Britain that you need to have like an orchestra.
I agree.
It does give that.
Even when I looked up the first performances to Elipa
and she had like an orchestra at the Royal Albert Hall and I was like, okay, I need that.
I need that.
That's what I'm going to do.
So we love that.
Did you see that?
They want to bring all the former leads back into Bridgeton at some point?
Oh, I heard that they were not going to bring.
They were going to not recast Phoebe.
The youngest, right?
Well, that part and the oldest.
The Daphnean, the Duke, they were not,
everyone's like, one of them to recast,
and the showrunner said that they would not recast
because they thought it would be disrespectful.
And then I saw, yeah, the youngest people want to recast
because if they're going to do, like, sex scenes.
They were, like, well, they were, like, young kids.
What was yours?
They were going to bring everyone back?
They have plans, or hopes, I should say,
aspirations to bring back all of the former leads at some point in this series.
No, because they flopped.
They flopped on this one, Bridgeton.
I am so mad as is the whole fan base.
Like, people were saying like, okay, there was, I guess, spoiler alert.
There was a death this season, which is a very big one.
And they are to believe that Daphne and the Duke, like, wouldn't return for their sister
Francesca after she lost her husband.
and like everyone else came to the funeral.
Anthony and Kate didn't come to the funeral,
even though they were in this season.
They didn't come to the funeral.
They sent a note in flowers.
But Anthony shows up when, like, he finds out Benedict is like,
has feelings for the housekeeper.
And everyone's like, that's so unbelievable.
Why would he come back for that and not come back for a funeral?
Because the Britishian family is so tight.
The Britishian family is so tight that Benedict was like,
not going to marry Sophia because he was like,
well, I don't know if I want to, like, leave my family.
They were there for the wedding, but not the funeral.
So it doesn't make sense that where were they in that time?
because it was right in between.
Yeah, it was in between.
But also, Daphne and the Duke not returning.
They're like, this is the time that they should and would return.
I guess weddings, they would return for a wedding, but a death they would return for.
And I feel like they dropped the ball.
And I think the showrunner was like, well, it wouldn't make sense for them to come back and do one line.
Yes, it would.
I feel like we all, oh, my God, if, oh, my God, if the Duke and Daphne, it's Phoebe and Reg J.
Yes.
If they came back, I think that'd be bigger than Don the Bailey coming back.
That's why I think they're holding out.
Because the showrunner did an interview, Jess Brownell, told people, like, at some point,
later down the line during Hyacinth and Gregory.
So I think they're holding the cards for, like, series finale, I fear.
Because it's giving like eight years, like eight seasons, more than eight years.
But eight seasons, like our big goodbye to the family, like, let's bring everyone back.
And that's a stunt.
Like, that is a big stunt.
It would be gaggy.
but can we get that before?
Like we're...
That's so far away.
It's so far away.
Think about people who won't live that long, you know?
Like, I always think about that.
Like, what do you mean we gotta wait that long?
People are dying, you know?
We want to see it next season.
The gag is I do think about that a lot.
All the time, right?
Not for, like, in my head, I always thought about it with, like, movies, like, with X-Men
or like the Marvel movies and stuff because they're, they're like X-Men movie back in like, you know, 20, 20, or 20-30, whatever.
And I'm like, girl, so I have to get all the way, what if I know?
To 60, I know.
And that's like the one thing I want to see.
Yes.
They're doing a movie right now called, I think it's called Marily Rulong.
Is that the name?
I don't know.
It's like a movie that like Ben Platt is in.
And anyways, it's like a movie that they're shooting over the course of like 30 years.
So they're shooting it now.
It's like a play, but they're shooting the movie version.
And they've been shooting a little bit each year.
And it's like, what if they die?
What if we die?
Like, you know what I mean?
People are dying.
And like, I feel like people.
like may not care in 30 years
like those just speeded along
there was a movie
oh my god what is it called
it's gonna kill me I remember a couple years ago
it was a big deal at like the Oscars and stuff
I remember too
what was it called it was like
was it just like growing up movie
but it was also shot
yeah because they were like from being kids
to adults it was called boyhood
it came out in 2014 and it was filmed
over 11 years
2002 to 2013 and it was
so it filmed like 12 years in the life
of a family so it had the boy growing up
throughout that whole thing and it swept everyone was in love like the academy loved the concept of
i guess but yeah okay i guess that's what they're going for but like let's keep in mind to people who are
dying always you know that's why we put out podcast for you the next day gag it you know what i mean
who has time to wait a week exactly you never know you never know and i just wish that they would
take that into consideration because i was watching on youtube the other day and i he i got started binging
his videos and all of a sudden I ran out and he didn't have that many and he posts like twice a year
not 10-Nivis and who also does that but I'm like well what the hell am I going to do now and then I was
like ooh the gag is I am that YouTuber for tens of people out there like the last blog being I want to know they
want to see I was like oh I know the feeling now but it is true I was like well leafy street I'm out of
videos what the hell am I going to do now leafy street yeah any relation to leafy is here no he just he builds
Why are they both leafy?
That's too close.
You know what I mean?
You know what?
I thought the same thing at first, but he seems very scary.
He builds fish tanks and like reptile terrariums and stuff.
So it's very wholesome content.
There's only so many who can build.
And he, again, it's giving boyhood where he films like the development of the ecosystem over a year.
But I'm like, listen, dude, we got to speed it up a little bit.
I need things to watch with my meals.
So who else are you going to watch?
I guess the girls upstairs.
Yeah, upstairs neighbors.
Upstores, yeah.
The girls, yes.
Like the weekly, come.
Yes.
Yes.
You know what?
Another thing about it,
I could probably make a movie.
Jimmy, get your editing head on.
I think we can make a movie of all the vlogs that I've done over the past 20 years.
You could see me grow up with 18, giving birth, having a wedding, you know?
You know what?
Gaggett?
You really could.
We just kind of make a storyline out of it.
Uh-huh.
Okay.
Jimmy, let me know if you're up to Twitter.
Another editor out there who can do movies.
I mean, damn, that is a lot of work.
But that would be a lot of work.
But that would be.
be fierce. You might have to have a team. You might have to have like a team to tackle each
like stage. You know what I mean? That's true because I have a lot of private videos. I probably
have like 4,000 private videos. There's a lot of edits on TikTok that I see that are like the
you know like a trailer to the movie basically. Yes. Yes. Because they pick little moments.
I know they're so good at that editing. I'm always watching. I read post all that. I'm like, wow,
I'm so inspiration. It's just like me crying and then me like happy and I was like, wow,
this is a movie. I because I have the footage. 20 years in the making. Huh? 20 years.
making i know i have been too longer because you have also home videos from your dad and stuff
like that is true i have some from a baby my dad was the original logger because i have some
from when i was like zero to four i have my karate videos put some karate in there wow i could be
boyhood girlhood might be trademark by dillan milvaney i don't know but i could ask her that would be
crazy okay that's my new adventure jimmy let's get on it oh my gosh in a world of docky
series let's just do a future i think you need to buzz lerman oh
Oh, that is true.
We are close.
Because it's like a bit of a.
Yeah, AMX version.
And he can remaster.
He did it from the 70s for Elvis.
He can remaster my home videos from like.
It's a bigger project than just.
Yeah, it's a big.
I had them up.
Me and Bass.
Like, yeah, DM on maybe.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Sometimes I do like laughing emojis and stories.
It's kind of fun.
Like that's so crazy to me.
I'm just like, why are you just like watching Instagram stories?
I had a similar.
You're going to hate the relationship, like how I'm relating to you right now.
But I had a similar thing where I was watching.
something and I was like, I hope Ted Nivens sees this.
And I was like, I could just text them.
And I said that.
I was like, I hope you see this one day.
And I realized I can text you whenever I want.
Did you say that?
Yeah.
Okay, I'm going to say it better.
To be honest, yours is actually more like obtainable and realistic.
Me being like, yeah, Bass could direct my footage of my life story, like, as if he just
didn't do Elvis, Presley, the biggest one ever.
But yeah, it is cool.
I mean, I think when you see people like actually use social media, because when we
people just don't either.
Like they don't check DMs or anything.
So it's cool when people like react to a story.
That's nice.
So you send it to him?
Mm-hmm.
I like him.
Have you hung out with him since the podcast?
No, but I should.
Especially now that I'm vlogging, I need more bits.
So I might have to.
Oh no.
Okay, David Oberk over here.
You got the blog.
You're like, we got to get this, this and this.
Exactly.
Who knows what animal I will surprise Ted Nivison with.
That'd be so funny.
You do do that.
You know Dr. Evan and surprise them.
I do kind of.
That's fun. So you need you'll go out and vlog and like be around people.
Well, it's not get carried away of law. I don't know about going out and all that.
But you know, it does make you want to do some stuff sometimes.
Yes, I'm trying to put a health and wellness vlog together.
And I told him, I'm like, maybe we should go on a hiking trail.
Like just a different location for it.
You know what I mean?
Because we walk, but it's the same walking and there's also by houses.
I'm like, maybe we should go in them.
But then people die in hiking trails.
People are always dying on hiking trails.
Like just falling.
I want, I have.
Well, one time I did get attempted cruise.
at a hiking trail.
I think I've told that story a few times.
But the other story is one night or one evening,
I went on a hike by myself,
and this was like 2019, I think.
And I thought it was taking a shortcut or something.
That's where you go wrong.
Don't take what you presume to be a shortcut
because it ends up being a long cut and then you get lost.
The killer.
Yeah, not a killer.
The killer comes.
But it was like around sunset.
And I was like, okay, like, it's getting dark.
Let me take a shortcut so I can leave
before it gets dark.
End up being a long cut.
And then the path got lost.
And then I barely had any service left.
So I called my mom.
And I was like, just so you know, I'm lost.
And then I lost service.
I was like, so you know, I'm lost.
And then lost service.
And then she, I didn't know this until later.
But then she called 911.
And they were about to send a helicopter to come find me out in the, on this trail.
And then finally when I got service again, I got a call.
I was getting all these calls from like the emergency, the response.
What is it?
The emergency responder or whatever.
And was like, we just so, you know, like we were one of the.
make sure that you're okay before we send the helicopter i was like oh yeah i just i just got back but i was
kind of lost i was like it like off the trail i had all these like the you know those little spikey
balls that like grow on weeds and stuff yes i had all those in my shoes and like in my son
because i was so like off the trail in the wilderness by yourself by myself was this run you're
no it was it's the san an monica mountain like around yeah oh my god why did you go by yourself
because i was in my my health and finisera and i was like yeah i i'd be
hiking all the time. I think like good rule with them for everybody is to hike with somebody
because like look, I'm not definitely not victim shaming. Unfortunately, this world sucks sometimes.
I think you should always go with someone hiking, which is just like the sad truth of it.
I don't know. It shouldn't have to be that way, but.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I agree. Especially when I guess when I guess later. Yeah.
Yeah. It doesn't always always be the killer, although the killer does get people and it's so
sad. There's mountain lions over there. Mountain lions. There's everything. Rattlesnecks.
Oh my God. Jeez. Oscar. So be mindful on your health.
fitness journey. Although that is
a good vlog. And not if you die.
It's going to put the footage up.
Darian?
No, don't do that by yourself. That's so scary. I'd be the same way though.
Like if my son or daughter call me, I'd instantly call my mom.
Yeah. Like what else do you do in that moment? Especially if you lost service.
I'd be like, oh, well, fuck like. Yeah. But that does happen all the time though on that trail
too. So be mindful on your on your hikes.
Is this like too sad to talk about maybe? But like
is the Nancy Guthrie thing
The case over?
No, it is still going.
They're still looking.
I don't understand because they showed her
at a memorial in front of her mom's house crying.
Savannah, her sister
and her sister's husband
Yeah, came to the memorial
in front of Nancy's house
and we're kind of crying.
I think because people think
that Savannah's going to leave to go New York
because she's been there for like over a month.
go back on TV. Not to go back to TV, but
she has, her kids are in New York, like her whole family's
in New York. Um, so
just to go back to her family. But the
hut is still on. Yeah, yeah.
There's been some hiccups in the investigation,
but it's still, it's still going.
It does take a lot of time, but they did
miss a lot of things up as far as like
the scene and stuff.
Yeah. Are you guys still on it?
E.T. on the beat. Can I tell you? It's getting
because they were like, okay, we can end this group text now
until something happens.
And I was like, damn. So it's quiet.
Yeah.
And Darien asked me, because he kind of got invested
because I was like, I had to cover this all the time,
especially on Saturday.
So Darian has also got kind of invested.
And I'm always like watching like the updates from like this one journalist.
Shout out Brian Anton.
Oh, that's a Derry Directo.
I was like him just having the beats for you.
But.
Oh my God.
And Darren was like always asking.
He's like, did they find Nancy?
And I was and one day I was like, if you, you would, I was like, you would,
know if they found Nancy because I would be jumping up.
I would be like, they found Nancy.
And I was jumping up there.
Because, like, I'm really rooting for this lady to come back.
You know, maybe.
Think about Elizabeth Smart, right?
She was missing for, like, nine months.
Yeah.
And she showed up right in the backyard.
And, like, if, like, not to be, like, true crime,
because I'm, like, I'm very bad at handling these things, obviously.
But I'm, like, I'm kind of, like, invested because it's just all over everything.
But if a family member does have her or someone they know has her, it's a higher chance that she's, like, alive and they're just looking for ransom, right?
Well, that's the thing that's so complicated because they were out for, like, over a million.
Yeah. Savannah offered like over a million dollar reward, but that was like a month later.
All the ransom notes that came at the beginning were all fake.
Yes.
So the abductor has never actually like made contact with them.
So that's why it's like, oh, it can't just be like, oh, they kidnapped her for money because they never made contact with them to get money.
The notes were weird to begin with.
Yeah.
We're going to TMZ, right?
Yeah.
Yeah, and what they were asking and like the crypto one Bitcoin to an address and you know, they can follow addresses.
So I think they checked it out.
Oh, God, they were scamming.
There's always a crypto scam somewhere.
I was going to say, that's crazy.
Where was Logan Paul last month?
I don't know.
I'm just asking the question.
Just jokes.
He said he's like, if anyone calls me a scammer, I'm going to sue him.
So I guess I'm not.
Oh, well, Oscar said it or not me.
Just kidding.
Entertainment purposes only.
Entertainment.
Yeah, there, yes.
Is that what it said?
Oh, my God.
Geez, what a threat.
I know.
Especially if you want money, I'm always like, ooh.
I know.
Sorry, girl.
We love you.
If anyone can take them, though, I think it's Rosanna Pinsito.
She's still on their neck, so, like, girl, go off.
I respect people, too, that kind of just keep going for what they believe in, right?
She really, with Mr. Beast, too, she's just like, no, this is facts.
This is this.
Like.
Yeah.
I think it's fierce to stay on his neck.
Yeah.
Because that's, that's.
No, she's not, it's for the, like, the love of the game.
It's for, like, principle.
It's for, like, you know, she's falling in our heart because she's not given.
Everyone's kind of moved on, but she's like, no, no, I'm still here.
And she said, because if I think of follow her on Twitter or something, and she was saying, like,
she doesn't make money.
Like, actually the videos don't make her money.
That's her, like, least popular thing on her channel that she's just literally doing this just to.
Passion project.
Yes.
I love it.
I think about this fears.
I do too.
I respect.
Like, I, I, I think I used to be that person, obviously, with anger issues, too.
but I used to love being that person too
because you're like
kind of like who was it.
Haley B were saying like you just don't want people to like
it's hard to let people just talk and say whatever
although I guess Mr.
Wiese isn't really coming from Rosanna.
I guess she's just going for him.
I think it is annoying.
I would imagine if you
because her POV is like no like she's investigated this right?
She like has,
she says that she has evidence that he's boughting views
and buying views and he's not as big as he seems
and blah blah.
So ethically and also just like
as someone who's like an OG of YouTube
seeing someone who's like claim, you know, he's a number one YouTuber.
He's doing this, that.
And he also, like, boasts about all his accomplishments nonstop.
I, that's kind of annoyed.
I would be annoyed, too.
If I had, if I was heard, had evidence that this was not what, you know, he's making
it out to be.
And he's out there in Saudi Arabia and doing this, that, and the third, but also getting
praised as, like, a moral guy and stuff.
I'd be like, actually, no.
Like, I would stay on his neck.
But.
That's true.
If you have the passion for it.
Yeah.
I think sometimes, like, we talk about this on a topic.
Like, we'll talk about something.
And I'm like, I love him.
so into it during the hot topics and then after I just like don't care me too oh yeah me too I
I mean Nancy Guntheria I've been like following yeah I think true time it's not really like a hot topic
it's kind of just the news the world but yeah world news serious news that's like a different thing but
as far as like influence or stuff I kind of really don't think about that much no never um but
but when you when people are so into proving something or like they found something like I'm for
it that's a smart person thing for sure you're just like I'm gonna just not rest until it's out there
Yeah.
And I wish it could be mean.
Could not be mean.
No, it could not be mean.
I think our podcast could thrive a little more if we were both like investigative
journalist.
I know you're journalists.
We're like on it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Like if we do something breaking, uncovering the news, you know, uncovering a scandal.
Remember when we really did a deep.
Did we try?
What was it?
Our like, our exact justice when we were really going in the weeds, we realized like
this girl was not for us.
It gets so dark and heavy and then you're just like, oh my God.
And you're finding like dates and timestamps and this and that.
And you're trying to like put everything together.
I was like it was like consuming that was around 4th of July like summer when everything's
because you were getting in your chat before once out of yeah just so serious about a serious topic
but yeah that everything like going to bed just consuming that kind of stuff you're just like
it feels it feels it feels dark and heavy and you're just like no I think we're too old yes I just if I see a hot topic
I talk about it otherwise I can keep it moving yeah and whatever's on your notes I'm like we'll talk
about it you know what I mean but it's just yeah yeah yeah Jojo band
Well, I guess people tell me some of my new job
You're right, you're right.
And honestly, don't care.
The least of it.
I think I asked you about Patreon.
I was like, do you care about that Joe's hot topics?
And I was like, well, then what are we doing?
I don't really care about my.
I do care about, like, I guess Benny Blanc,
but that one was passionate about it.
Yeah, we love Benny and Selena.
And we love our usual suspects in Tanna
and the upstairs neighbors we love.
But Joe Joe, love and support, but don't care.
You know what I mean?
I do agree with you on that.
Yeah, yeah.
So.
Yum.
Was there Kylie news?
Because I love a Chris Jenner, Kardashian.
I didn't really see any Kylie News, actually.
They were doing something.
Was he on the set of one of her things, her beauty shoot or something?
He was on a podcast.
I forget who.
It was like big athletes.
Like, I think basketball players, like really famous athletes or something.
And then Kylie was backstage with him.
I saw that on Tuesday.
Who would you rather interview Kylie Jenner to tell me?
You could ask me Kylie Jenner or Barack Obama.
I would choose Kylie Jenner.
I didn't know.
you were Kylie staying like that?
Kylie Jenner is more mysterious
to me than like...
Wow!
Or like, I don't know who a modern day philosopher is,
but I would rather choose Kylie Jenner.
I have more questions for Kylie.
Is there a modern day philosopher?
I don't know.
I don't think so.
I think those are people dead and gone.
I love Kylie too.
I really love Kylie.
I think about her daily.
I think when we talk about people who don't care about,
I always think about Michaela.
I always think about Kylie.
when I was thinking about Nancy
Guthrie's mom or is that the
mom? That's what mom. Yeah, Savannah gothury's
mom Nancy. I think about Nancy Guthrie.
Yeah, like people who's sick with you,
T. I'm trying to think who I like really
will click on like a video.
Ten Neficent. Hasan.
Yes. Yes.
All your girlies.
Yeah.
A Gen X-10. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So
there actually are a few for me. Yeah.
You know, that's my mother.
So don't
don't Google at Gen X-X-10.
And that's my biological mother.
Jennifer X.
Penn.
Penn.
Her full name.
Legal name.
McAllister.
Yeah.
Jennifer Penn McAllister.
I love little niche people like the Lilia.
She's not niche.
She's on Reddit, I guess.
But I love when there's people that you're just kind of like, oh, you follow them so much and you don't know if everyone knows who they are.
I think everyone knows Jen X Penn.
Okay.
Yes.
I mean, I know her.
Yeah.
I don't know.
Is she?
I don't know.
Maybe she is still.
She's pretty big on Twitch.
She could be getting like billions of views and I have no idea.
Like every video she posts and it gets like, she posts.
She posts like three times a week.
They all get like 200K.
So she's pretty big.
Yeah.
Definitely more than my blog.
My blog has 60,000 views, which honestly is the number one.
But I put it as my feature on my blonde sundial channel.
So when you go there, just automatically makes you watch that blog.
Oh, that's fierce.
That's number one, Jimmy.
Thank you.
I don't even know if he added it.
I think he told me he didn't even added that much or something like that.
But I appreciate putting together the pieces.
Yeah, it looked nice.
Yeah.
Did it?
Okay.
I don't know.
I didn't watch.
Thumbnail was great.
I'm so impressed by you and him doing thumbnails.
I'm always like, how do they do this?
I can't do a thumbnail.
If you were to give me a million dollars, I cannot figure out how to do a thumbnail.
I love it.
From my mood board, from my Atrition Merge collection I was going through.
And then I did find the one where it was just like your glitchy thumbnail.
Which one was it?
God, I literally have it on my mood.
We better not give it away in case a tech shop tries to steal from us.
That's true.
That's true. But it was so funny.
I was like, wow.
I don't know how I'm going to do the capsule collection because there was so many options.
I'm like, I don't even know how I go about doing it.
But I have so many.
It's like, we'll find it right.
We have season.
I literally I could have a season like you know Paris Fashion Week for spring summer I could have a spring summer a winter a fall a back to school
A groundhog day like I have so many council collections is there a groundhog day blog no way I was like I never been into
What's his name?
Felix-a-Pi Felix B what is his name dexatoni Phil or whatever?
Dexatony Phil or whatever dextonny Phil never been into it
But I do have a lead on maybe invite to the Met Gallum
That is everything very very exciting
Jimmy bleep out the keywords
That is fierce
And they were saying
They put me up for consideration
Oh my god that is fierce
Yeah because it's so close
I thought oh they're like already done
The list is done or whatever
But I guess possibly
I would be gagatronda
I would be gagged
I like it's a big reach
But the fact that it was even brought up
I was kind of like I giggled a little bit
Because when I said I'll watch what happens live
It really just came to me because of New York
I never in a million years
I'm at the Mac Gallagher because I'm not fashion
but I am giving Couture, honey, today.
I am giving fashion.
Who's in a winter?
You know, that's just a gag.
You know, Anna, you're my queen.
That's your mother.
That's my mother.
I do that with my own mother.
Who's Lennepade us?
I don't know.
You know what I mean?
That's just like something we do.
And, you know, I just was doing a little.
That's my mother, Anna.
Yes, I love.
I don't want tour.
I have every copy of Vogue.
I was in Vogue.
I was in Vogue for my Broadway,
and I was in Britain Vogue for something
if you did an interview.
Okay, work.
Yes, talking about my character.
Kim Kardashian-Met-Gala look that I did when I was nine months pregnant with Elvis.
So I feel like I do give fashion.
Uh-huh.
I think I can make anything fashion.
You know, like I think, yeah, so I'm in my Megala era.
I would love.
When is it?
Well, I get to be there because May 5th, I have Netflix and May 9th I have my Palm Spring
show.
But it might be the first weekend, I'm hoping.
It's the first Monday of May.
So just the first Monday?
Oh, it's a Friday.
May.
Oh, wait, no, sorry.
I love how I said it's the first month.
I thought I was looking at May 1st.
It is, what day did you say is?
May 5th is Netflix.
May 5th is Netflix.
May 4th is the Met Gala.
So you're going to have to pull a Connor story
and just fly red eye right after.
Okay.
Yeah.
From New York to California.
But that's fierce.
I can do that because my show is like 10 o'clock at night on May.
Oh, easy peasy.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Ooh, it's possible.
It is very possible.
Uh, what gag.
May 4th.
Oh my God.
May is a good month.
May is my month.
You know, I got.
May the fourth be with you, sister.
May the fourth be with.
I have a lot.
I have the Metcala.
I have Netflix is a joke.
I have the Palm Springs.
In between that, I have my birthday, my dad's 70th birthday,
Elvis's second birthday, and my UK show,
and possibly a show with Tano.
Not possibly it's happening when I can't announce a date yet.
So there is my Korean album drops on May.
Like, there's so much.
So, May, watch out.
Damn.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But Met Gals first.
Or no.
Is it May?
April or May?
I think I have two shows coming out.
April.
I guess it depends what episode mine is.
I don't know my episode of Euphoria.
I know my episode for the other thing.
You're right, you're right.
April 12th, 2026.
That's crazy.
I think I have like two shows coming out in April.
That is wild.
My manager was like trying to figure out like what we should be excited for, like what events.
So we know like press or whatever.
And she's like, what about Euphoria?
And I was like, sister, I think the only stars
he'll be able to book from Euphoria is maybe
Cherry Valentine and Trisha Padas.
I don't, I guess, Jacob Allorty,
I don't think that man's going to be chitchhating that much.
I don't think.
Wait, really?
They're going to be chitchhating that much.
Really? But it's the final season, you don't think?
I think they'll be very particular.
Really?
I think they'll talk to maybe like a vogue.
I think they'll talk to the very, like, classy.
Maybe Jake will do Jake Shane,
um, Jake Shane, Therapest.
But I can't imagine him really doing the round,
like a hardcore press tour.
Really?
I think Hunter Schaefer will go on Owen Thiel's podcast.
We might have someone from Euphoria come on our podcast.
Zendaya.
Yeah, it's true.
I do have one, but I haven't even told you because I don't know for sure.
It's, it is a maybe, but it's a big maybe.
You better not be doing any Q&As, any live shows, because that's where it all goes wrong.
No, I know, I know.
But this one, I've been keeping just in case and I feel really excited and gag.
That is fierce.
So we might also be having someone from the first.
Maybe.
It's 50-50.
Sendea's confirmation.
So you're going to do wedding band reveal, wedding photo reveal.
Well, I thought I saw the wedding photos they showed most.
I think of it.
Did you see them?
They look so real.
AI is.
It does actually look like a crazy paparazzi from like far away.
Yes.
But you wouldn't have heard about it for the first time after La Roach leaked it.
Well, I saw the ones where they were going underneath the fireworks.
Did you see that one?
No.
There's ones where there was like fireworks.
because there was one where all three of the Spider-Man's
were doing the Spider-Man pose and the day was laughing.
When you were like, this is it.
It looked real.
And there was one where, like, Robert Allen Jr.
is, like, hugging both of them from the back.
And it just was, like, so, it looked so real.
And I was like, oh, my God, these are so cute.
Why would they have not shown them?
And then I did have to go underneath and see that the AI got me.
That is wild.
AI should be jail.
Honestly, like, that's crazy that they can, like, trick people.
Okay.
Oh, God.
I know I'm not supposed to be watching AI,
but my entire FYI should be.
is AI fruit.
Have you seen this?
I've seen you...
What do you mean?
Was it in your repost or something?
I feel like I repost it?
I feel like I've seen you share this at some point.
The AI fruit people?
Because Jimmy and I were talking about this.
And then it, because it showed up for us at some point too.
And we're both like, damn, Trisha made it show up in our FYP.
I won't stop showing up on my FYP.
It's like a saga.
It's like a soap opera.
And it's like two strawberries.
And the strawberries boss is keeping her late.
and they're obviously having a fair and he's again
and then the strawberry gets pregnant
and this other strawberry dad is so happy
and the banana comes out and he's like
she meets this guy that she made fun of her being poor
but now he owns a restaurant and she needs a job at the restaurant
and then she stole another homeless fruits baby
and then there's like little iPod
this is a banana like that same thing happens
they cheat on him with the boss
so they think they're going to have a baby iPad
and now she has the Apple baby
have you not seen this?
No
it's like and they get millions of views
and millions of likes.
It's so good.
It is like a soap opera.
So they're just repeating this formula with different inanimate objects
and you're seated for each one.
I'm seated for each.
That is crazy.
I'm going to send them to you.
I get like, I get a cell.
They're so good.
And back to the fruit ones of the babies eating themselves.
It definitely has environmental effects as well as just effects on art in general.
And since you're an artist, you should be like, no.
Yes, but like, first of all, no one could even.
create, replicate what the fruit affairs are doing.
Like, to me, that's, like, so good that, like,
you couldn't recreate that with people.
Do you know what I mean?
And vice versa.
Yeah, but you could animate.
Like, an artist could animate or CGI this little fruit
with the same storyline that they're just copying and pacing with different inanimate
object.
I don't think it'd be as funny, though, because the way the AI script, because one guy...
But AI just learns from, like, real people's work.
Okay.
I'm here for it.
The chat GPT really does, you know, get someone, someone, DMM.
Moses a chat GPT thing and I was like
My brother was like because I was talking to him
About like also financial stuff he's like well did you
Ask chat GPT and he's very he's a little Loki
And I was like my dad
My dad is like actually JCP everything
He's like he is like in the 40s though
Your brother?
Yeah
And I was like I don't know if I'm gonna be doing all that but okay
No my dad everything he'll be like
How many humans have walked to this earth
Like do you have any guess
In its entire span of human life?
No idea
He's like ask chat JPT
Trillion? I have no idea.
I know.
And he has a different version of it.
He has a, he has a name for it.
There's a different version that he uses.
Oh, he also logs his food with chat GPT.
He takes a picture and then it tells him how many calories.
But now the thing is that even, you know, with recent events in the world,
basically the government went to all the AI companies and they're like handover all of it.
And we're going to use it for war.
Oh.
And there's only one company that said no.
So all those companies are based.
Did they go to jail?
I would.
The government had like a $200 million account with them, so they just canceled it.
They're like, okay, we're not going to use your pay.
Damn!
They sacrificed a $200 million account.
Because they said the red line was they don't want their system to be used for targeting humans
because they don't believe it's good at that.
They believe there'll be problems and mistakes made.
Like, we know what it's good at and we know what it's not good at.
Right.
So we don't want to use AI for war.
And that's what they're doing.
So all I'm saying is like JET, CPP, Open AI, they did not say no.
They just handed it over.
I mean, again, serious question, not being funny.
Couldn't they use that to find Nancy Guntheri?
Like get all the AI information from...
Not so much in figuring it out.
They could use it specifically for technical stuff.
Like if there's a video, if there's a phone, Nicketre.
They have like tens of thousands of video.
of videos of cars right now that they're looking at finding this once they didn't say what the maker
model what anything was but they have tens of thousands of videos that the FBI is going through trying to
find this one car so they have people going through all the footage I'm sure there's probably
element a tool of AI not the genet like a generative AI but just a tool that like every
job kind of has a tool that kind of every job is like AI tool that helps make things a little bit
faster but they you know there's still like agents looking over everything you know
It just is so odd to not find something.
They found that there was only one person in Colorado, I think, that Google searched her name before she was kidnapped.
Yeah.
For example.
Like, so there's things you can find.
Yeah.
Or the TV, AI, maybe to try to locate phones that were pinging around her house at a certain time and then try to locate.
I don't know.
There's things like that.
But it's not, that's what I'm saying.
AI can do certain things and it cannot do other things.
It's not like a smart do it all.
So when you put human life at stake, you shouldn't be using that.
Yeah.
And it can also target innocent people.
Yeah.
Interesting.
Yeah, I guess it could be used for.
Nefarious purposes, yeah.
Yeah.
But it is very interesting.
Like, you'd be surprised.
That's why I said before it's very hard to get away with the crime because of technology.
It is cool.
It's really cool as far as, like, looking through cameras, the street cameras, traffic
cameras.
Yeah.
Any little, tiny little thing of trace DNA, which is like the smallest little thing you can
imagine.
They can like build a whole DNA sample from it.
And then they're using genetic DNA, they can like see match it to like the family tree
to find a relative of the person who committed the crime.
It is like so fascinating to me.
That's how I found Chris Watts, right?
It was from Ring, like the neighbor's ring camera saw.
Yes.
And then like the Idaho case with Brian Cobur.
That was like one tiny little bit.
he almost got away with it but on a knife sheet there was a tiny little speck like the smallest
speck you can imagine of trace DNA where it was in like the little button like the little clasp
the tiniest little speck and then they were able to build a whole genetic profile used it
there's only certain databases they can use this is so interesting i don't know if anyone cares
but it's so fascinating to me there's only a couple databases that you uh where you can't go to like
ancestry or 23 Me and like ask for any customer who has put their DNA but there's a couple
little smaller places that the government or FBI whatever can access like those genetic
bases you would think the FBI could access anything no because it's like a product or whatever
they're trying to eventually be able to access these huge ones like a 23 me and the bigger ones
I mean but 23 me has leaked their own information like everyone's information like that
if I should be able to access it I know so it's not as like they don't have it
access to as much as you think. It's like smaller
genetics
companies that they can access. But
so they build the profile, they build out the DNA, and then
they go and compare it to everything that's in like this system.
It takes a long, like weeks, months, years
to find a match sometimes. But eventually, yeah, it's really cool.
Yeah, I think that is the great thing about technology, which is cool. I was thinking
about that too when like Aquaman's like 80, like what the technology will be like just
yeah, no one can get away with it, which is good. I feel like back in the day.
when you look at like the zodiac killer
and like no one's ever been able to find him
and I'm like what the hell like I guess
just they didn't have any of that back then
yeah the resources are crazy
and they even use that genetic
um
criminology now to solve old cold cases
I don't know I think that's very interesting
yeah I don't think I could ever be like a criminologist
or whatever but I am fascinated by like
what you can do with it oh yeah the
I think it just takes a lot of attention to detail
and like I just kind of handle like the gross elements
to it with like crime teams
and stuff like that I wouldn't be able to like
even I can't even watch it I love the pit
I can't watch 60% of it
anything that's like gory
yeah there was something recently I had a like turn I was like
well I don't want to see it yeah
don't do well with that but
you know what yeah
child technology
for that we like it we need an AI
I guess works when we are looking for somebody
you know yeah
it could be a helpful tool
used responsibly
much like everything else in the world
energy drinks, alcohol, you know, everything.
Yes.
Everything.
Love that.
We are responsible by Roe today, so.
Love that.
A proud, loud and proud customer right here.
One of my friends actually sent me the Roe link.
They're like, you can actually get it here at Roe.
I was like, well, that's one of my sponsors.
It's so funny.
It was so, like, authentic, too.
You tried your Archburger.
Did you try the Archburger?
I did not try the Archburger.
It was pretty good.
It was pretty good.
You see the McDonald's CEO,
responding to his own viral moment.
No, I saw Burger King CEO respond
by taking a big bite of his burger.
What did McDonald's CEO say?
He just said he does actually eat McDonald's
at least three times a week.
Allegedly, my opinion.
There's just no way.
The way he took that bite.
Look, I don't even like sauce on burger,
but I was going to commit because I'm not going to lie.
The burger patties were so tasty.
Those were good.
I don't like sauces, but that was part of the experience.
So I was like, okay, I'll do it.
But it actually was, like the bun was fresh.
The burgers were thick.
It was actually really good.
Like, there's no way he eats McDonald's like that, like a baby bite.
No one does.
I mean, not to be like whatever,
but you're like a grown up, grown man, you know,
like you take a big bite,
like don't take little bites.
It looks like something,
like the bite,
I'm not trying to judge his bite size,
but it was giving like when Malbutt's a little apple
and she has like a little tiny bite,
you know what I mean?
I don't know.
I don't believe he eats it,
which is fine.
You're the CEO.
You don't have to eat it, you know,
but he doesn't eat it.
Oh, I like it.
I like when his CEO stands by their product.
They're like,
he's always wearing,
Kylie is always wearing that.
Kylie cosmetic.
Selena's always wearing wear a beauty.
you should be eating your McDonald's
nearly every damn day.
Well, we need to see it more then.
We need to see that muck bang more.
We need bigger bites because no one needs McDonald's
and little bites like that.
Especially a new product.
You go like the burger case yo,
bless him, he was chomping on that burger.
He was selling it.
I liked it though.
Honestly, I did like it and I don't even like
like if I would get a burger,
I'm in and out and there's an out right by a McDonald's
I'll like go to in and out.
But you'll like the burger is at McDonald's.
You'll get a double or something
over there sometimes.
I don't know.
I just, I like it.
Me?
Yeah.
No, I was like, yeah.
I looked at you because he wasn't paying that gin.
What do you?
But you don't get the burger there.
Sometimes, sometimes.
Yeah.
But I usually, but I'm usually just a nugget.
Sometimes if I'm really hungry, I also get like a cheeseburger.
Oh, they're little there.
Yeah, they're little.
So sometimes if I need a little extra.
The archburger is humongous, but it is $10.
Even the lady at the window was like, yeah.
I was like, oh, you're trying the archburger day.
I was like, yeah.
It's like so popular now.
And she's like, no, and I was like, why?
I was $10.
I was like, that is kind of crazy, actually.
Oh, I do hate fast food.
Because I want to say in and out, it's like $2.75 for a burger or something.
I might be wrong.
But I know when I go there, it's always like really cheap.
Right?
My $275.
I know their coax are like $2.
Like, they're pretty cheap in and out.
You're right.
It costs between $2.50 to $4.50.
Maybe the double.
I'm an out expert.
Yeah.
But the meat, I think it's also a quarter of the meat.
Oh.
Good points.
Who?
In and out.
I mean, there's like, no meat in there.
I just like them.
I prefer that patty.
Right, right, right.
I say quantity-wise, it is kind of four times that.
But either way, like I wouldn't, I wouldn't want, I would want to pay more and get a good quality food.
But you can go to Shake Shack and get a bigger burger and, or the stand has big burgers and they're like less.
Yeah, it's not just, yeah, quality.
Burgers should always be cheap.
When McDonald's first opened, it was like 25 cents for a burger.
I think they should always keep that.
Who is it?
Arizona T always keeps it under a dollar.
They never go above it.
Or those Costco hot dogs.
They're always like, they never increase the prices.
Yeah.
They should because, like, realistic, though, those foods don't cost more.
Yeah.
I had a fast food.
I'd want to keep it cheap.
Like, really good nuggets.
Wendy's used to have a dollar nuggets, 99 cent nuggets.
Yeah.
No, they definitely don't.
Really?
Yeah.
I think the dollar menu is everywhere.
It's kind of gone, right?
Bring that back.
Dollar menu everywhere.
McDonald's?
You can't get a dollar fry?
No.
Damn.
My advice to Wendy's not sponsored
I would bring also back the yellow packaging
Everybody wants that yellow packaging back with the sunroofs
And stuff I loved it
We were on a Wendy's kick for a while
We were always eating Wendy's here
Yeah
Those meggis were hitting for a bit
And the big potato I always get a big potato
I thought that was pretty good
Burger King trying to get back on the map
With their CEO
I always loved a Burger King
But they are kind of falling huh
You know what?
They're falling
Oh my God
I forgot you did live for a Burger King
That was my 246
Their chicken sandwich
They changed the chicken sandwich format
And then they had a spicy chicken sandwich
That was so freaking good
I've had a burking in a long time
Me neither
Sometimes they have a cheesy tots that are good
But they don't have those all the time
It's good, I like it
They're very nice
My Burger King, like they definitely don't know who I am
But they always give me like free t-shirts and stuff
They're always like, you want a t-shirt?
And I was like yeah, they're always like really nice
Jack in the Box trying to make a comeback
I've seen a lot of sponsorships
They have a hot mess box out right now
I don't think it's Alex-Rill related
but it does sound like her podcast.
They also have a macha.
Jack the Box has matcha now.
No.
Yes, yes.
I've seen some ads for matcha.
Actually, they sent me a macho.
I have a cup of macho tote
from Jack in the Box with a Jack in the Box thing.
Yeah, that matcha.
So they're trying to get back on the radar.
We say bring those fried mac and cheese,
the triangle ones back when I was in college for six weeks.
I used to get those all the time.
And they were so good.
Bring back that.
And start fast food.
Roundup.
I'm invested.
I follow a snack later.
I'm invested in everything.
Oh, today at Starbucks was all the lavender and ube drinks.
We're back for spring.
Are you a lavender person?
No lavender, but I am an ube.
I do love Ube.
I try to Ube.
Actually, it might still be in there.
They had an Ube Frappuccino and Ube.
They didn't like it?
Camamo Ocadiero.
It was a little sticky.
It was kind of overflowing, so I was like,
oh, I can't really drink this, but I do like Ube too.
I love Ube.
That's even when our Patreon is going to the Vierrez
to go get that Ube.
Oh, yes.
There's so many good cheesecakes, those triselleges and Lou.
Every time I go there, I'm always like, I want to eat everything here.
That would be good.
Tamales.
Yeah.
You can eat the crunch, so it gets crunchy.
Oh, yeah, tea.
That'd be a good one.
That would be really good, actually.
I'm kind of here for that.
Do you have to go to the actual trucks?
You had a corn one by you when I went one time.
Like, we have stands.
I don't know.
Not a truck, but they do have like street vendors, I guess, for for tamales.
Yeah.
Sometimes in those tents, they say are the good ones.
Because everyone's like, don't go to Bayer to go to this.
Actually, our neighbor makes him.
Oh, let's try his.
Yeah.
10 will pay for it.
We should do a little taste test.
Uh-huh.
What do you mean?
Just make some out of his house.
Yeah, because homemade ones are the best ones.
They really are.
Like a ghost kitchen.
Right?
Maybe, yeah.
I think they just cook all day.
Like, for their work.
Like, they just cook out of their kitchen all day.
Oh, for the work.
And you know now anybody in California can be on, like, DoorDash.
You can put your, yeah, I saw someone, anyone.
Like, you get seafood boils.
You can just pull up to someone.
house.
What?
The macha place
has a hulk kitty's
at someone's house.
We should do that.
What are we cooking?
Moses can cook something.
Oh, my God,
that's kind of everything.
Moses is bull and A's.
We should get a partnership with DoorDash.
Still our leftovers.
Yeah.
That's a really good idea.
Oh my God, I love that.
DoorDash, partnership.
Let's go.
Moses is a bullionaze for one day only,
one week only.
Isn't Eminem had a...
He still does.
Mom's spaghetti in Detroit
when I played there.
It was like spaghetti
and little Chinese boxes.
Oh, it's not good.
I love it.
This is an idea.
Your breakfast sandwiches on the weekends.
Those would hit.
The way you wrapped them up.
One time you did that for me,
after we saw challengers,
you wrapped it up like they did.
It was so cute.
And I was like,
wow,
I feel like I may have.
Or I think it was like the Harley Quinn movie, too.
She has a breakfast sandwich that's wrapped in the beginning.
I just can't do that with the runny eggs.
Because if I do that,
I'll burst the egg.
Yeah.
You runny egg fan?
Like the overeasy?
Yeah.
Situationally.
What's the situation that you would love one?
When I'm in the move for one.
Oh, okay.
I love a runny egg.
Just getting that yolk just dribble down your mouth.
I have to be in the move for it.
But I do like it when they, like I like to dip my toes like with the yolk, for sure.
Yeah, it burst.
I get a little bit of it in my mouth.
And then if it drips into the thing, then I scoop it up.
Yeah.
That is like the quintessential like Trisha Paitis like meal though.
Like you love a little drip and like a little burst.
All over.
It was so, I did it on Sunday.
I filmed it and I couldn't even post it because it was so disgusting the way I was eating it.
And it was just like dripping down my face.
No one's usually around.
Like the kids usually have their sandwiches already.
Most is usually in the kitchen.
So I'm just like eating it like, and it was too disgusting to even close.
I was like, oh my God, I'm eating like an animal, but it was so good.
That's the way you have to eat those.
They're just so messy.
They're just not a cute way of eating that.
It's where when you have a beard, there's just no way.
That is true.
Yeah, you never have food in yours.
I dated someone with a really beardy beard and they always had food.
And I always disgusted me.
I was like, but I mean, I make sense.
Food would fall into it.
You never do.
No, you never do.
I like this shirt.
Is this Western?
Western Hawaiian?
I like it.
Yeah, it does feel like that.
What was the vibe when you were, oh, are you sorry?
I love it.
O-T-D.
You come here doing O-O-T-D.
Oh, I thought he was doing the O-O-T-D.
I do like it.
That is funny.
With the ponytail to you're giving,
you give me Antonio Benderas and Zorro.
I'll think it.
What was your inspo behind this top?
I just I like the colors the patterns just was a nice interesting
you know what did you search to find it
shirts to wear on a podcast no you did not Google that we need that search bar
what was it blue shirt blue Hawaiian blue water there's one company and that's the one
you don't want to shop them out so because I always go there because they just
their size is perfectly fitted to me so then and the fabrics they use
don't bug to me.
So that's your version of Skims on Amazon.
Yeah.
The best company.
I love it.
Skims is my go-to.
What's your go-to?
Abercrombie.
You wear a lot of Abercrombie.
Right now, Uniclo.
This whole outfit is Uniclo right.
Both of you guys, he loves a Uniclo too.
Yeah, Uniclo sponsorship because you both love it so much.
It's all Uniclo.
Yeah.
Go to New York to go to that Uniclo, it's seven stories.
It's huge.
It's the biggest Uniclo.
It's right across from Skims, actually.
Right across.
You can just order online, though.
Oh, it's so fun to go to a store.
You don't want to go.
Don't be that for us.
It's so fun to.
You're right, you're right, you're right.
Maybe that's why.
Now that I have one that actually fits me well, I can do it online.
Yes, that's so I don't order anything online.
Close twice.
I have to try it out.
Try it on.
Like this, I've tried on in the store and one color, and then I just went online and
then every other color.
Yeah.
That's me too.
Yeah.
I think it's a very normal thing that people do.
Once you find something that fits you, you're like, I'm just going to order everything
in this color.
Me segueing into another.
a TikTok fashion.
I was like, what's the fat topic?
That's crazy.
We should have a fat topic segment.
We love talking about weight.
I guess that was just the one fast food segment.
That's true.
Just me.
That's my news.
That's my news feed.
We need that little like fatty news.
Fatty news graphic.
We love it.
I feel like there's some fatties out there still watching.
I know everyone's on the GLP one.
I'm on it and I still like a little McDonald's, a little Wendy's.
You have the inner fatty.
You're no longer a fatty on the outside with the inner fatty.
I mean, you're not.
not that you are, but you know what I mean?
But you also do eat healthy and work out.
Yeah, yeah.
There was a TikToker.
I don't know if I'm just biased and relating it to you.
It's in a very roundabout way.
You'll see in a second.
But there's this TikToker who was single and she had a saga where she went looking for a wedding dress.
So she went wedding dress shopping despite that she was single.
And her name is Shayla Quinn.
Okay.
And she said, this saga got over like five million views.
and she said after this happened,
she ended up getting a lot of men sliding into her DMs,
like wanting to marry her.
Wow, she manifesting.
T.
But so that led me to thinking when you were getting married to like the cardboard cutouts
and the Panda Express, the cardboard cutouts,
was anyone offering to replace the cardboard cutouts?
No.
Did not work for me.
Is she a pretty girl, I would assume?
I bet she's skinny.
I bet she's skinny.
Yes, no?
Mid-size.
She's what is...
She's...
Exactly.
Skinny privilege.
And it's real.
And you should take advantage of it.
Because if you're skinny, it's going to be that easier.
She said she's flooded with DMs after her wedding dress.
I mean, she's probably also like Alex Earl.
She's probably like Gorge and you're like, well, yes, this makes sense.
That is funny.
She's made her own version of Love is Blind or...
Tea.
Married it for sight.
Married at first sight.
They meet at...
I was trying to do that.
I see that cardboard cut out, me with the Pan Express all the time.
Yeah, me too.
And I'm always like, I guess they manifest.
It just kind of like Moses, that little outline.
Oh, Jimmy.
Yeah.
Put Moses next to the cutout and see like if they look alike.
It looks.
Their shoulders kind of go down the same way.
The head shape.
It was pretty tall.
Yeah.
I should look, I should go back and listen to what I was saying to that cardboard cut out.
Was I hinting?
I was like, have a glass of water.
You know what I mean?
Oh, I'm so thirsty.
Like, I don't know.
Like it probably was manifesting Moses.
I think Lydia, I just tell Lydia that day.
And she was telling me, like, oh, did you manifest Moses?
and I'm trying to think as like maybe somewhere.
Maybe I did.
I feel like there's the clips of me saying stuff biblical.
I guess I says this with Jesus.
I guess I kind of manifest to you because you were doing Jesus at the time.
Maybe.
I didn't really work for me.
I was trying to manifest.
I think I had a cardboard cut out of Brad Pitt,
a cardboard cut out of Keanu Reeves, but it never worked out.
Did you see Christina Applegant?
Is this like old news or like is it just going on my Twitter?
From her memoir saying that she in the 80s
ditched Brad Pitt mid-date to go on a date with Sebastian Bach from a hair metal
band where is Sebastian Bach from?
Not Guns N'Roy's. What is he from?
Oh my God, I still love this band.
Sebastian Bach was the singer of Twisted Sisters?
No.
Skid Row?
Skid Row.
You know Skid Row?
No.
18 in life, you got it.
18 in life to go.
Your time is crying and it's 18 and life to go!
You don't know.
He'd like scream like that.
No.
He got forced to keep my lids in two.
I still stuck in.
this rubber room.
You don't know?
Either the last...
And this is a good one.
Either the news gets tighter,
around my throat,
but I ain't at the end of my robe.
No, I won't be the one left behind.
Can't be king of the world
if you're slayed to the grind.
You don't know?
No.
This is me at 18.
I'm probably dancing to it in my little apartment.
Me on metal sludge,
just trying to find all these old rockers
that are like 55 years old,
just being like, who will want to date me?
And I would try and find everyone
from these bands.
I think I actually did under me
the drummer from
Skid Row the second loop around or something.
Like, Sebastian Bach was like, anyways.
So I guess this hot topic doesn't have, like you won't be
gagged by it. But she left Brad Pitt to go with Sebastian Bach,
who was pretty cute? Did you Google him? He was pretty cute back in.
He was on to Real Life, but I think he said some work done.
I don't know. Maybe he had an accident. I don't know. But like,
he was very beautiful. I think he did. I think I don't want to be
mean, you know? But he was gorge.
He was like really beautiful and pretty in the 80s.
Like a young Sebastian Bach, if you type that in.
Yes. Okay.
Okay, he's pretty, whatever.
But she said,
Yeah, I see the vision.
It was the wrong choice, she said, because, you know, she was on Mary with Children,
so she's a hot, young actress or whatever.
But Sebastian Bach was married with a one-year-old.
Oh, that's the gag.
I see.
So then she went back to Brad Pitt, and Brad Pitt was, like, not having it.
He was not about it.
But, like, the concept of leaving Brad Pitt for Sebastian Bach is crazy.
Even in their primes, she said Brad Pitt wasn't the Brad Pitt that he is now.
He was an up-and-comer, so, like, she really wasn't gagged by him.
Yeah.
Kind of crazy, though.
Oh.
Oh, she brought Brad Pitt to her date at the 1989 VMAs.
Wow.
Yeah.
I had no idea about this lore.
Yeah, I love 80s lore like this because it's just like, who was it to?
Oh, Linda Thompson, who was Elvis's girlfriend at the time of his death, also dated Rob Kardashian, also had kids with Caitlin Jenner, also married David Foster, like, had kids with.
Oh.
No, she had kids with Caitlin because Brody Jenner, his mom.
is Linda Thompson.
I guess Linda Thompson married David Foster
and they had Princess of Malibu,
which was like their reality show.
And then I guess she's no longer with David Foster
because Catherine McPhee is.
Whoa.
I know.
I saw her at the Elvis Prima.
She was so nice.
And I was gay because she was Elvis's last girlfriend.
I was like, oh my gosh, she was in a Thompson.
She follows me too.
She'd have her on the podcast.
I really like her.
But, yeah.
But anyways, my point is,
is like how these women get all these hot men.
Like you just have so many of these hot men want to date you.
It's so wild.
Kudos to them, honestly.
Taylor Swift. I look at her as like, I con. I'm like, damn, you got all the hot guys.
Granted, she is like super famous and hot herself, but, but how can you get so many hot successful guys?
I guess that's why Elizabeth Taylor kept getting married.
I'm just going to keep married.
I'm going to know where Jenner, I think about a lot.
Kendall Jenner?
Mm-hmm.
Because she had a hairy and bad bunny.
Oh, right.
She has all that.
Yeah, I guess that's why you don't want to be tied down.
I get it.
Oh, my God.
I don't get it.
Which, because of me.
Oh, I know.
I know, that's what I'm saying.
I really love when people have, like, exciting lives.
Yeah.
Mine is, like, sad.
My history of men before Moses.
It was so sad.
And that's why I would never date again because I'm like, honestly, that was depressing.
Like, I wanted to unalive myself because I was dating the worst people.
And that's the truth.
That's not even being funny.
That was the truth.
And it's like, it's awful.
It's awful.
But don't give up hope because there are Moseses out there.
It's awful.
There's lots of normies out there.
And there's lots of people who don't identify as anything.
They're just beings.
And you know what?
They're out there.
They're out there.
You know, Darian.
Shout out, Darian.
Thank you so much for the White Lotus Glass.
That was so nice.
I was going to fill them up because I'd love to drink like a little apple juice out of there
because it looks like it's like Scotch on the rocks or something.
And I was going to do that and send it to him because it's really, really cute.
That was really nice of him.
I thought about that a lot.
No one really just gifts you things.
It was so nice.
Like he just thought of me, the White Lotus.
Love Darian too.
So there are those people out there.
I'm dating horror stories, I guess.
Damien Lovato and Kiki Palmer were talking about their age gap relationships in Kiki's podcast.
I love Kiki's podcast.
I love it so much.
That's my favorite.
It's in seasons, though, so it's not always around.
It comes in chunks.
Yeah.
And she talked about her relationship with Woma Valorama when she was 17 and he was 29.
Crazy.
Yeah.
Crazy.
I know.
And he had a pattern of this behavior.
He was always dating.
Barely there, 18-year-olds, or 17, I guess, in her case, was Lindsay Lowen 18?
Yeah.
But again, 18.
Why are we dating 17, 18?
17, illegal.
18, disgusting.
Yeah.
And Kiki, her relationship when she was 15 was with a 20-year-old.
Did she say, who was it an actor or anything, or wasn't specified?
She didn't specify.
She said, I was 15, he was 20.
Oh, my God.
I was trying to balance between being really young but also feeling quite mature.
15 and 20 is so.
I know.
So disgusting.
Okay, I guess like 17, I think almost adult.
15 is nowhere near 18.
15.
Like, in every year counts from like birth to 18.
Like, every year is so vastly different.
Yeah.
And you change so much.
And you're just like, you're full, you're not fully developed in any capacity.
Physical and mentally emotional.
Like, it's such a puberty specifically, which is 15.
It's like the worst, it's so hormonal.
Everything is changing the absolute worst time to be in a relationship with someone.
Like, that person should be in jail.
How are they not in jail?
I guess you have to press charges.
Yeah.
They should be in jail.
They should be in jail.
They should be in jail.
But, yeah, I mean, I get it.
I guess you also think, like, well, you know, at that age, you think like, well, you know, I wanted to be in this relationship.
I thought I was, like, mature.
You know, you think you want it.
Yeah, especially, I mean, with Kiki, you talked about, like, how, since being a child star, like, you are, like, the breadwinner of the family.
So that does make this complex where you think you're, like, an adult even though you are a teenager.
Right.
And then it isn't until you become, that's what, I mean, Kiki were saying.
And like once they became the age of the person they were dating.
And then it's like the concept of like me being this age and dating someone the age I was.
Like if when I'm a 20, the concept of me dating a 15 year old or like me at 30 dating a 17 year old.
Like that I can't even like fathom that.
So like how was this a thing?
Yeah.
I think I'm the age.
I think Nick Vile was when he met Natalie Joy or when they started dating like 18, 19.
So I like that'd be like me dating like a 19 year old clavicular.
me and Clevekegiller dating
I don't know I just the worst one that comes to my
but you know what I mean
like that's so crazy
like literally like a child like a little
a child like that's so insane
yeah I mean there's just no
reason there's no there is nothing you have in common
other than you being a creep and being like wow you really get me
and then the younger person be like I feel old for me
because like the younger person especially like Kiki and stuff like I get it
yeah you said like you think you're an adult you're like you're in these adult
situations so like you think you can like handle it it's not about
handling it or not, it's just you're 15, you know, like you're just
scientifically not able to be there.
But gross on the old person, the old person doing that.
Corny Stanton talks a lot about it.
She's, like, silence so much.
Like no one talks about her story, but like him being 51 and her being 16.
When they got married.
That was crazy.
It's insane.
It's insane.
And everyone, like, no.
It's crazy more people just don't talk about it.
I guess, like, people just don't care.
But it's just, like, not.
Even the Wilmore and Demi, like, I just remember it being, like,
like not no one no one causing a ruckus about it i know maybe a little later they're very public
they were very public but it also is a weird it doesn't feel that long ago but it was like
because i remember mylie was 17 she was just dating uh underwear model in his like 20s and they
were like very public like paparazzi walks pda and everything i mean even like kiley and taiga right
yeah it's just like really is a shift fairly recently i honestly think i honestly think
TikTok kind of woke it up
woke it up with a lot of things
crazy I could see like the Jerry Seinfeld
back in like the 90s okay I guess like no one's
like whatever women's still like group
but these are dumb
2010s is so yeah yeah
like definitely by then we were like
I would hope yeah but not really
no hopefully now no I guess people
are kind of clocking it now but still kind of not really
like you said Tobin McGuire has a girlfriend's kind of like
yeah but he does like he
he's fairly public about it
in the in the sense that he
he is like at public
he is that like I don't know
public spaces like a baseball game or tennis game or whatever but he's not like doing the full-blown
like paparazzi walks red carpets whereas back then they were so that is kind of Hillary Duff which was it
Joel Madden yeah yeah and like openly like 16 with the 20s and you're just like okay yeah
weird yeah yeah I guess you're about like Woody Allen like for so long people were just like yeah
that makes sense so weird yeah I don't know I hate it
I hate it so much.
But I'm glad they talk about it.
Because, again, I think girls should, like, no, it's not normal.
Hopefully, like, it de-stigmatized the glamorous of an older man.
That's why I'll always keep talking about it, too.
Saggy Balls, if we had to go back to the last episode.
Saggy's skin, do you really want that on top of you during the youth?
No, no.
Stick to youth.
Maybe when you're 30.
Like you said, 30, if you wanted a 7-year-old, go for it.
Whatever, I guess.
18, 19, 16, 17.
Yeah.
Absolutely not.
Yeah.
Well, can the parents, like, I was thinking about, like, my kids, can I put them in jail?
Do you know what I mean?
Like, if I see her out on a red carpet with...
Like, could you press trial?
Maybe.
I don't know if you can.
Because they are, if they're minor and you are the parents.
I think maybe you can.
Like, where were, not to shame anyone, but, like, where were the parents?
When they'd be like, actually, don't do that.
I guess, I guess Courtney Staten's mom, like, signed off on her getting married, which is even more insane.
But I guess the theory, I guess if they're going to do it, you want to be on good terms with them, I don't.
know. I'm trying to think positively here.
Towards the end of the episode, my positivity goes away.
Dwindles.
The wig tightens.
I can't even transition to this like eloquently, but I have to get to this because
it's, again, very Trishian.
Did you see Chloe Kim on the Kelly Clarkson show?
Chloe Kim.
She's an Olympic athlete.
No.
Wait, is it the one that Pink's hosting?
Yes.
No, I didn't see though.
I just have Pink singing with her daughter.
Okay, so Pink was guest hosting for the Kelly Clarkson show and Chloe Kim.
That makes sense.
came to the Kelly Clarkson show for an interview
and Chloe
sat down and she was like geeked
like she was so gagged
she said can I make a confession growing up
when I was like 12 or 13
I love listening to your music when you were snowboarding
I love your song
What doesn't kill you makes you stronger
And Pink goes yes
And she goes that's Kelly Clark's
What happened? Do you think like someone
breached her and she thought she was talking to Kylie Clarkson
I think she just got this
It does sound like it could be a pink song
It's like pop rock
So I guess
Yeah, what doesn't
Yeah
Wait, okay, is Chloe Kim young or old?
She's pretty young
Okay, I think like someone briefed her
You're going to the Kelly Clarkson show
She's like let me research Kelly Clarkson
It's like oh
25.
Okay, so probably pink I love pink
But I feel like she has been out of the spotlight
For a minute
And I think like especially even Kyle Clarkson
I feel like Jen Z knows her as a talk show host
So like maybe doesn't know her song
So I think if I were preparing to go on like
a Gen Z show, right?
And I'm like, let me look up stuff they've done.
Like, and I'm prepared in my head mentally.
And I'm like, okay, this is who this person is.
And they switched it on me, right?
Okay, the Olivia's, for instance.
Like, in Olivia, Jade,
swaps with Olivia Rodrigo.
And like, you're going to do a duet with Olivia Jade.
And I'd be like, okay, so I look up a thing.
And I see an Levera Rodrigo song.
I wouldn't think to swap it.
You know what I mean?
Like, if I'm like, oh, it's just an Olivia or I'm going on.
Like, if you research somebody and they swap last minute,
would never know the difference.
That's what I'm thinking.
Does that make sense?
That doesn't make sense, yeah.
Yeah.
I think that's what happened.
She probably was like, okay, this is Kelly Clarkson.
Let me make sure I have.
And they kind of, not to be whatever, but like millennial look like each other.
Gen Z all looks like each other.
They all kind of are interchangeable.
To me, Olivia Jade and Olivia Rodriguez are kind of interchangeable.
You know what I mean?
And I think that might be where she was thinking, even pink.
She's getting Cadill Clarkson.
When you said that, that makes sense, I should be hosting.
Locally, yeah, like sonically.
I think this similar pop rock.
Even the show, she's like, doot-iting with everybody.
And I was like, is it Kelly Clarkson?
Because, like, that is the Kylie Clarkson thing to do.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So to me, it's like very, if you don't know the difference, almost like Drew Barrymore
and Kelly Clarkson swapping, I kind of honestly would, again, I'm millennial, I would know, but like,
Gen Z, how are they going to know?
They're all like the same.
They're all a talk show host, you know?
Right.
Actors, talk show host singers.
You're like, well, they're all kind of same.
Because was she like gagged with Chloe Cam?
Was she like, oh, sorry.
She's like, oh, my God, I'm so.
She's like, no, no, I'm so embarrassed.
Wait, no, but I love, like, effing perfect.
Like, pretty, pretty, pretty, please.
Oh.
So she doesn't have a ball one.
Yeah, yeah.
And that's a very common thing.
I think even I love Baxter Boys Instinct.
I'll get that mixed up all day long.
Again, very Tritian.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It does give me something that you would do on your press tour for Euphoria.
You know, pink can't book, you know, they can't book Sidney's Sweeney.
But guess who will be there?
Yes, I will be there mixing things up.
Like, yep, Jacob Lordy was always my fate.
Love the Baz Luhrman movie where he played Elvis.
Like he wasn't made.
You know what I mean?
Like you just get things mixed up.
I can't keep it straight.
Someone's like Jacob Lorde played Elvis.
And I was like in the Baddlerman.
Like I literally did not know.
And I was like, yeah, you just get things mixed up.
Again, they're kind of similar, interchangeable.
T, even though you were very much seated for Priscilla, but.
I was not seated for Priscilla.
I thought you did see it.
I saw it.
Wasn't seated for it.
Oh, I see.
You were seated in the movie theater, but not sad.
Yes.
Okay.
I wasn't sad.
I was, you know, that movie was a little iffy in my opinion, but I think it was a little one-sided.
By Priscilla's own admission.
She's kind of flipped.
Well, you know, whatever.
You know, her story is her story.
But I am an honest apologize.
What can I say?
I do love Elvis, but that's, that was a really long time ago.
If we're not holding anybody accountable from 2010, let's not hold people from 1946.
You know what I mean?
Like that's, anyways.
And like I've always said, once they're dead, we can stop canceling them.
You know what I mean?
They're canceled.
They're dead, you know?
It's like kind of insane.
It is crazy when people die.
And then they're just like, well, actually they did this, this and this.
It's just like, oh, my God, rest in peace for a reason, you know.
Someone recently died and there was a girlfriend that came out.
She was his last girlfriend.
And everyone's just like, okay, just let him rest in peace.
peace, you know.
It was weird.
It was weird because he was just like inappropriate.
I was like, well, he wasn't, no what he was talking about this.
Why are you talking about him?
I think kind of just trying to cause a stir.
Like, actually I was his last girlfriend and he said this and this and this like actually
just let him rest in peace.
My opinion, but I don't know.
Talking bad about the dead.
I don't know.
I was kind of.
Even if you like hate someone, it's like, all right, they're dead.
Right?
Yeah.
Well, in my head, I get to like the Bridget Bardot thing with like everyone being like,
oh, how sad?
But then like you did.
didn't know that she was very racist and stuff and you're like oh damn like chapel like deleting
her like tribute it's like oh sorry I didn't know she said this this and this I guess I guess there is
like that maybe like you I guess but she didn't say anything bad she just says my bad I didn't
know she stood for this this and this I think that's a different thing right I suppose I guess like
like if you died being racist you don't want to like glamorize that or like you know I guess but the racist
is dead now, so mission accomplished.
Yeah, but you want to be like, I'm just so
heartbroken and love this lady.
Right. I think you assume they don't love the
racist part of her.
You know? Well, I think it's good to clarify
that. Okay. You know, in this day and age,
where everyone's a little, you know,
running amok. Everyone's running amok.
Even on dead people. I was like, everyone
just, it is funny
the whole where we're going with our energy, but
we need to go back to finding
Nancy Gun 3. That's where our energy needs to be
redirected. It's true. Even
Denny Directo gave up he's like well we're leaving like I'm not you know I'm
trying to be funny like it's I mean I am but it's sad right like I'm sad for her
I'm sad working they're still working but I guess there's a lot of missing
people in this world too you think about that yeah exactly look when the group chat was
over they stopped looking damn the FBI is still on it well keep us updated on that
group chat that's the Patreon I need to know what this group chat entails I
don't know you had one like that that's very exciting I am like weirdly like in
and I'd never been in like that for a case
but like weirdly like why can't especially because of things
happening in the world and finding other people like in a different
country you're just like well find the person here
it is quite the mystery but I
still believe that they're going to get to the bottom
of it I do I think she can be alive
I think so when I hear the Elizabeth's
smart story I'm like I want her on the podcast she was doing the
rounds she was on Dak Shepard's podcast
I know that is
the worst interviewer too for it
he was like so
wasn't like being kidnapped
like it was giving that
yeah
it was
giving that and he had a co-host
Dex has a co-host which is like crazy
and she's very smart and intelligent
does great follow-up questions but
he's wild
I'd still go on his podcast
but he's I just want to see how dubious he is
what can you say to me that's
but the euphoria press to you on our text
I'm so excited for a junket
I'm ready for it
I'm ready to see my part
I hope I'm in it I hope I don't get cut
if you win the press release they're gonna have to
oh that's true that's true
that'd be crazy if they like to
you have like the little Meg Stalter
Oh, Matt.
Yeah.
Where I'm not in.
They cut me from a man.
Yeah.
Yeah, I probably be in it.
I'm excited.
I'm, I was five months pregnant.
I'm not that it matters.
Actually, I was bigger now than I was when I was five months pregnant.
So it's the truth.
Honestly, I weighed myself the other day and I was like, oh, not weigh myself anymore.
The scale is my enemy.
I think it's broken.
Like, how the hell?
I could, like, not eat for literally.
Like, I do have great fruit for two days straight, and it's like I gain a pound.
I don't know what's up with that.
But.
Oh, my God.
It's awful
It's fine though
I honestly like don't care anymore
I'm kind of like whatever I'll just keep going to my Pilates
Oh my God
I'm ready for Pilates underneath this
I got a skims and I got my leggings
And I'm ready to go later
Later not now
What are we doing safe?
Are we acting?
Do you have time?
What are we doing?
I have to see if I have time actually
I can always act with Moses
Moses. Moses got a blue screen out
You and are doing the acting challenge
We want to know how to put up the little character
Yeah I always read your lines and there
We'll just show all the self tapes
We did last year
I obviously need you guys to give a self-tape reaction.
I feel once the projects come out,
because a lot of the products haven't come out, like, Camp Rock and stuff.
Oh, you don't want to give anything in one.
Yeah, but once they come, I think the Camp Rock one specifically makes me chuckle every time.
I have such a good idea.
If I write you guys little, like, I'm going to give you a little fake scenario self-tapes,
and then you have to pretend, like, hypothetically self-tape, and then Moses is to-
Oh, like, improv?
No, like, I would give you, like, little things of dialogue.
Yeah.
You're going to write the script.
When do you have time to do this?
I'm going to do it.
Okay.
But you have to.
Can you guys please do it?
I'm going to write little, I would get little like scripts.
I used to have to do that in drama class in high school.
Like we'd have the scripts?
We would usually pull like little scenes from like movies or whatever.
Oh, okay.
Like existing.
Yeah.
And just pretend that you're self-taping for it.
Yeah, we could do that.
We'd do that anyways.
Like, euphoria.
Did you just take a shit without washing your hands?
Come on, Maddie.
I mean, we do it all the time with like random scenes.
No, I need you guys to do that.
Okay.
We'll do all the Jacob Lordy's.
I want on Jacob the Lordy Kick.
Give us kissing booth.
Wolverine.
I don't even know what it's about.
Is it gay?
It's a love triangle.
It's kind of like a summary term pretty tease.
Like one girl between two brothers.
Oh, gross.
I hate those concepts.
But then there's a third, actually in the third one,
a non-brother came into the picture.
Taylor-Zekar Perez.
It's giving Alyssa Viola, Jake Paul, Logan Paul.
Right?
Was she torn between the two?
I think she definitely.
Definitely something because like Logan's like now she's on my, you know, like this whole thing.
Wow.
Maybe I could be wrong.
I was not seated for that.
I certainly wasn't.
There's like a summer I turn pretty for Netflix coming this summer.
I know because I'm on Netflix is a joke and they're like, oh, we have stars from whatever the show is.
Oh, yeah, they do have a movie coming out.
Each of them have different projects, actually.
Oh, do you know who it is?
Who's in it?
Chris Briney has something.
I love him.
Lola Tong has a movie with Lily Reinhardt and Emma Chamberlain.
which is fierce
and Gavin Castilegno has something
I don't know what his movie is
but and then they have the summer
I turn pretty movie
that's coming out in a year or two
Oh but there's like a version of Netflix
is doing it's like a summary term
Pretty knockoff for Netflix
or not knockoff a similar thing
You don't know what that one is?
No
Farco from Boy Meets World isn't it
But not the main
He's like supporting
Oh
Yeah I had a whole conversation about this
It doesn't surprise me
Because that's the original home
Of the Jenny Hahn
Cinematic Universe
Oh
Yeah yeah
The kissing booth was not Jenny Hahn, but it was a book that they, a YA book, they adapted.
It became a huge hit.
And then to all the boys I've loved before.
Yes.
That's the, what's his name?
Noah, Centineo was in that one.
And then they had a spin off of that with the little sister from that trilogy.
I love, Kitty.
I don't know.
Her name's Kitty.
I forget Ex-O. Kitty or something.
Okay, I love that.
And then Jenny Hong went and did a summary.
Pretty at Amazon.
That's the lore there.
So it wouldn't surprise me.
Well, I'm seated for that.
I like, I like, I like Netflix.
I would hope so since you're going to do Netflix to joke.
We like Netflix.
I wish Bridgeton would come on.
My Netflix is a joke thing.
I love Bridgeton.
They've been doing press at places.
Never know.
What's the next award show?
Are we done?
Oh, we're done.
Oscars is the next award.
Are you thinking of my life with the Walter Boys?
Is it new or no?
It came out a while.
I mean, they do new seasons.
No, it's a new.
one coming.
Oh, holy one stupid thing?
I have no idea.
Maybe.
I know.
I don't know.
Someone's like, we can get the people from this one and it's like the summer I turn
pretty for Netflix.
And I was like, oh, okay.
I don't know.
Someone recently told me maybe it's not even announced yet.
You leaking this?
No, I'm sure it's, I'm sure it's there if it's going to come the summer.
Probably one of the ones you said.
I don't know.
Well, I have my last, my big story was the try guys once again.
I did think this was funny though.
Did you see the new saga with Keith having to break his silence?
Oh, this was like a week ago
and I wanted to talk about it. I didn't think you cared about it.
I love that we are like what Mr.
Wiesis and Rosino-Ponino-Pon-Funer is to us.
We're not letting us.
No one cares, but we do.
But I am seated for this. This is a drama
I'm seated for because I can't stand
Ned Fulmer and I think he's so sneaky,
and I don't think he should be coming back to society this quickly.
I think the taunt should cast him out. You know what I mean?
Go to the countryside. Like I
am seated for Ned Fulmer.
But that's why I wasn't seated for this.
Keith trying to defend him.
I was like, okay, like, okay.
Oh, my God.
But I was, you see this one?
No.
New video has resurfaced.
New old video.
Yeah, yeah.
Someone saw Ned during the time of the affair.
Yeah.
Dancing, like right in front dancing.
And Keith was in the back of this, uh, Ned and dancing with one of the producers,
they said.
Yeah, it was in 2022 at Jason Aldean's Nashville bar.
Like what?
First of all, what?
I know.
What?
What?
What?
You're at Jason Aldean's bar in Nashville?
Like,
Um, they, a TikToker, really just a boy on TikTok, not officially a TikTok.
That's what he said too.
He's like, I'm just a guy.
Yeah.
Just a guy.
Just a guy.
Because I was like, why don't you know.
What does that mean?
I'm just posting.
He's a viral.
He becomes a TikTok now.
Right.
He gets brand deals.
Anyone who posts a TikTok, questionably becomes a TikTok, like technically, right?
Yeah.
Sonic is going to pick him up.
Mac.
He's going to be out there with a thing.
Yeah.
But he randomly posted an old video from 2022 of Ned, former Dan,
dancing with a young lady
very closely jirating
in a national bar
and then it went viral. It got over 11 million
views and 1.5 million likes.
Wow. And then which led to a lot of follow-up questions
because someone did see
key in the background. They were like, wait, is that key?
Yeah. You knew? You knew. That's what them.
Exactly. Because when this whole affair came out,
the rest, the remaining tryg
guys, I've infamously sat down and were very pissed off and said they knew nothing about
this.
I said it up.
And then SNL paraded it.
It was the whole thing.
So seeing Keith in the background.
And then people went to like go to Ned's Instagram to compare like the outfits of like what
they saw Keith wearing in the background versus where they were.
So people had like time stamps and stuff to corroborate.
Yes.
The detectives are out.
Yes.
That Keith was there in the back.
And the, he, the original source of this video.
I ended up having to clear his name because everyone was mad at him.
They were like, oh, so you had this footage and you just enabled a Ned Fulmer to be cheating
this whole time.
He's like, I didn't even know who the guy was.
He's like, I knew the try guys.
I didn't know this whole lore about him being there.
I would never have known Ned Fulmer and a millionaires.
He could be dancing in front of me with HR producer Keith Lee himself and I would never know.
I'd be like, who what?
No.
I would not know this man.
So yeah, he had basically had a clear his own name because some people were like really mad at him.
Which is crazy.
Yeah.
And it didn't lead to Keith having to speak out.
Which is crazy.
He speaks out on this.
There's so many things you can speak out in that phone where it's like this one.
It's like, okay.
He's trying to clear the names of everybody involved.
He said at the time they had just pitched their TV show and we're making their TV show
and they wrapped the first episode.
So they went out to this Jason Aldeen bar in Nashville to celebrate.
He said, we freaking work.
hard for this. All of us were also friends at the time. Um, this is six months before the thing
went down that I guess changes how we all might look at the video, look at a video like that.
He said, but this is a video of Ned and our producer, Rachel, who's been with us since
2018, dancing as friends, hugging and celebrating and being proud of ourselves for making a TV
show. He's doing too much with the defense because how does he know all this? He's trying to imply like,
oh, they're just friends. He was our producer. Yeah, it was also, wasn't the lady, the lady cheated with a
producer or something? Like, he was doing. He was. He was.
That makes it worse.
I think this might be a pattern of behavior.
And also, you didn't know about him and the girl that he did cheat with.
So it's like, how would you, why would you just say, oh, they're just dancing as friends.
I think him going that far is just like almost he has to defend Ned to defend himself.
I think because.
Exactly.
Yeah.
But that's making me look at you side.
Because you'd be like, oh, if you had nothing, if you did not, if you didn't know nothing truly, if you knew nothing and whatever, like, you wouldn't have to defend all this.
Like, honestly, this is something I would just keep rolling because it's like, yes, Ned is.
a cheater, he probably, maybe he cheated with other women.
Like, maybe this is something. Not my
place to spill, but if you're guilty, you would
defend yourself. Do you know what I mean? I feel like
when something's, like, not true as hard as it is,
because it's, like, annoying to have, like, lies out there. It's just easier
just, like, not defend your, whatever. I mean, what,
that wasn't me, I know my conscience, but if you're trying to clear
your conscience, it feels weird. It feels weird to me.
Because to him probably be like, you know, no, this is
Bruce, we knew her for a while. She worked for
a... They were just having... They were celebrating.
As friends. Well, you said
you didn't know what was happening six months after
with that lady. Where was Ned
wife you know what I mean like is she part of this group is she standing right next to him like
I don't think so you know maybe you don't know maybe you did but like you don't have to go that far also
it's like people you're already clear from this person you've already distanced yourself from this person
why are you defending so hard I thought that was so suss because they don't say anything about anything
and this is what you're trying to clear yeah they haven't talked about med since since that and is the
producer still working for them so is he just trying to be like no no they're just friends that part's
cool it's like you know trying to clear that as if it's not good follow-based
up.
Thanks.
I have, no, I will be the Rosanna Pansino to this.
I will stay on it because I am just, no, and that was weird.
I think that's weird.
It's like you've already doesn't show me to very clear.
You're not for it.
But my only guess is like there's still a tie maybe to this producer.
It would be my guess because it's like, why are you going so hard?
Because the video, look, I don't know.
There's all about like celebrations, stuff like that.
I just, I don't know.
I think specifically guy.
I will say there's a double standard.
Ned Fulmer's wife dancing with like Eugene or something from try guys.
Like, you know, I'd probably like, yeah, that's whatever.
But it's for some reason when it's a guy, especially a guy that's not proven cheater, I don't know.
It's like very, I don't know.
If I saw like Moses dancing with like a makeup artist that close and be like, oh, they're just friends.
They've worked with us for a long time.
Guys, don't worry.
I'd still be like.
Especially like six months later.
Yeah, there's enough favor with someone else.
Another coworker.
Yeah.
I think if you immediate and say that again, it's like something maybe not that like alarming and not just because like you're gay or whatever.
I think there is a double standard with like men doing it with like girls.
also heteroman doing it with heteron women versus girls doing with gay guys, something like that.
You know what I mean?
I think it's, um, especially if I'm not there.
I don't know.
Also, when you're like married with a family and you go to like celebrate, like, you better
bring me and vice versa.
Like I would bring you.
I'm not going to go out and like celebrate without you.
You know what I mean?
I don't believe any of it.
I mean, he was cheating at the company at work, we had a work with an employee.
So everyone knew at work.
And Keith doing too much is making me side eye this whole thing where I'm just like,
if you said nothing,
wouldn't have known,
wouldn't have cared.
Because that video came out.
I was like,
yeah,
Ned's a cheater.
That would make sense.
He probably is just,
you know,
nefarious with everyone.
Did I use that right?
Is it nefarious?
You said nefarious earlier.
Well,
also, again,
this is alleged.
But as Spilchesh did find,
like a Reddit thread
from five years ago.
So I guess when was that?
That was like 2021.
So this predated the affair.
where someone on Reddit did like a, I was at a party and the try guys where they asked me anything or whatever.
And then this person said, I met them all at a bar once.
The one whose whole schick is I love my wife and kids was insanely creepy and try to hook up with my friend.
And then someone asked them, was your friend he tried to hook up with a guy or girl?
Like, what did he try to do?
And they responded, a girl.
Poor girl kept trying to dance and have a good time.
But he kept going behind her trying to kiss her neck and get her to grind on him.
She kept moving, but he was pretty persistent, offered her to go to their hotel and also tried giving us backstage tickets to their shows the next day.
The whole rest of the night, I tried to rack my brain about what the F they do at their shows and who would pay for that.
Also, asked the guy with glasses if he's always that sloppy and he reluctantly said yes.
They're all alleged.
Allegedly you knew, Keith.
But this was 2021.
So again, this predated.
everything coming out.
I think they must have maybe known about this.
And yeah,
at least known he was like too much.
Maybe not like a whole full blown affair,
but knew that he was doing too much.
Yes, and you're probably trying to protect your brand.
You're like, ah, this guy.
Okay, he's a liability, but we have this big thing we built up
or whatever.
He's going to keep it cool with us, whatever.
But like now defending, again,
you're already separated.
You don't need to, if anything,
you're bringing more relevance to him.
You know what I mean?
It's just like so, so weird,
but also makes me look at juice us.
And it's not fine that you knew,
but you might have known.
They toured as a group.
Yeah, what did they do on tour?
Back to that.
They try stuff on stage.
Let's try Diet Coke's from different fast food chains.
You ever see that challenge?
I can taste what Diac-Oh, that's McDonald's.
How the fuck do you know that?
Like, nuggets I get.
Diet Coke's got a Diet Coke.
But, yeah, what are they touring?
I would love to see their tour.
I saw that.
He was, they knew and he was doing that all along.
Especially touring and doing all that stuff.
That would bring out the sneaky snake in you.
The Trague?
Legend of the Internet Tour.
That's crazy. That's a awful title.
They're doing comedy.
They're doing comedy, spectacle, and friendship.
Oh.
And they're performing.
They're wearing onesies.
It says they advertise Ned doing dad's stuff.
Interesting.
Eugene looking hot.
I do believe that.
Zach being cute.
And Keith eating probably.
Zach being cute's crazy.
I would only sign up for movie Keith eating.
Now that I know this about Keith, I don't know.
That's crazy.
So Keith's just like trying every menu at Chili's for the first time.
Like that's what he's doing.
I love it.
Like I said, 2020.
2020s is all about giving nothing and being rewarded for it.
I like it.
That is so funny.
You know, I would love to meet a fan of the Tri-Gy's guys.
I would love to see.
They're kind of giving Maroon 5 where like, is there a fan?
I don't know.
I've never met one.
People really live from the Tri-Gyes, I think.
I mean, you know, love that until they started like.
make everyone pay for their videos
after the scandal.
It's like actually now you're going to pay.
Again, for the record,
Keith says a lot of people seem to think that
we knew this was happening before it was.
We didn't.
It really sucked for us too.
Again, that's what Keith says for
journalistic purposes.
All right. Keith, I think you're doing too much,
but my opinion.
That is the worst. I will always stand by.
I think this one needs to hold. I think he'll agree
that cancellation should hold.
He's tried everything. And I commend him for it, but it's time
to stop.
It's time to stop.
Try.
Nothing.
Try just not talking.
Just existing.
Just exist.
Live a peaceful life as a chemist.
Be a normie.
Be a normie.
Yeah.
And I mean that the bad way.
Negatively, yeah.
Negatively.
That's it, guys.
That is it.
We have had so many ups and downs.
There was a lot.
It feels like a roller coaster sometimes when we're done with the episode.
But we give it our all because I get sad.
I get sad after today.
I get happy because I have my five-day weekend, which I love because I go hard Monday through Wednesday and I keep going after this.
But I'm sad because I look forward to this.
Even on the weekends.
I love our weekends.
We have a very busy weekend plan ahead.
We're finally getting in the house.
Kids are feeling better.
Oh, you can't wait.
But I weirdly get sad that I'm not dishing with Oscar.
I know.
We go so many days.
We do go.
A long time.
And so much can happen to those days.
Like four or five days, right?
Five day.
Five day.
Five day.
For my five-day weekend.
Thursday, Friday.
Yeah.
Oh, four days.
Four.
Yeah.
Four.
Four technically, yeah.
Five sleeps.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Right?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I count sleeps.
Yeah.
Five nights without you.
Five nights without, yeah.
I miss you all the time.
Five nights not at Trish's.
No.
That's a good one.
That's the, that's the, that's a horror story for me.
Five nights of Trish's?
Not, five nights not at Trisha.
Oh, yeah.
Me when I was in New York.
I was like, oh, bye.
All right, you guys.
That's it.
What would you do, five nights without Trisha?
Is it a horror, comedy, or romance?
You've done that when you were on tour.
Five nights?
Was that, I think that's the longest.
No, five nights?
Four nights, maybe.
Full week almost, yeah.
Five nights without me.
How's it feel?
It's tough.
It's kind of like a dream.
Yeah.
I don't think I can go five nights anymore without.
Because the thing is that you kind of like the only,
you kind of the only adult person.
Right.
To watch TV with, you know what I mean?
Oh, I see.
Basically, it's five nights of kids, entertainment.
shows.
That's like five nights at Freddy's.
Three-year-old.
Yeah.
Now it might be easier because Malbu is getting more like conversationalist.
But yeah, back in the day, it was just little kids everywhere.
I don't think I could leave Elvis because Elvis can't sleep without me.
She always needs to fall asleep on me.
And I don't know if I could.
I seen about that last night too.
And she always finds her way back to me and she can't find some.
Because everyone will have to come with me next to her.
All right, you guys.
Thousand Oaks.
I'll always be here.
I'll always be here at Christmas time.
I love you guys.
Good luck.
Good luck with your big.
Go to Patreon and figure out what Oscar's big adventure is.
And good luck with you.
Good luck to us.
Have a big weekend coming up.
Fun.
All fun stuff.
And good luck.
Charlie.
Good luck Charlie.
And good luck to everybody out there, except you, Ned Fullmore.
I wish him well, but not luck.
That's for sure. Your luck has run out. We love you. Thanks for being here. And we'll see you real soon. Goodbye and good luck. That's a movie. George Clooney? Good night and good luck.
You don't remember. He'd always say that then in the show. He was a TV presenter. He's like, good night and good luck.
I've never heard of it. Okay, young. Sometimes I was thinking you're just like, I'm so young. I just don't know. Skid Row. Although Skid Row was before me.
And that's your outro.
Skinrow.
No one, no one remember.
I don't think anyone remember Skid Row.
I don't think anyone remember Skid Row.
I'm in the name, but if I hear it something.
Why, I just say you too.
I want to hear his voice.
I did it pretty good.
All right.
Love you guys.
Oh, I should do the podcast like this.
I feel so skinny.
Okay, goodbye.
We got to do another physical fitness one for Patreon.
Even here for now, we can do another one.
Yeah, we should.
What would we do?
I guess we can figure it out after.
Yeah, we should do like a,
A hike.
We should go on a hike.
After everyone's just like, oh, people will die on a hike.
The killer's there.
He gets stranded.
No, not to hike alone, but together.
That's cute.
We'll be fending off wild animals.
We should.
Just go on a hike and see what we feel.
We feel great.
Every time we walk, we don't necessarily hike, but we will walk like a mile together in the morning, specifically on Thursdays.
For some reason, that's kind of enlightening you.
It opens you up.
You feel just happy and late.
We always have deep conversations.
Literally.
It's the outdoors.
It's the sun and the fresh air.
I've been wanting to do that for my health and wellness.
So we can do a double.
Okay.
There's hiking trails around here.
Bernie Spruce goes to them.
People have seen her.
My sister's seen her.
Love you guys.
We'll see you real soon.
Bye.
Yeah.
We're still going.
You told me to an outro.
