Just Trish - No One Showed Up to Trisha Paytas' Eras Tour...

Episode Date: February 27, 2025

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Hello and welcome to Just Trish And Oscar and Moses It's not Just Trish anymore, it was Just Trish all weekend And now it's the podcast. And we're here. And we're so excited to be here. It is, we're fresh off the plane, really. I was in Toronto this morning and here I am. I got

an hour to glam. I saw Moses for a second. Saw Oscar for two seconds. And now we're here filming. And I am so excited. We really did plan the tour. By the way, Heirs of Trish tour is happening now. First weekend done. We're going,

I think it's a sold out weekend, but there might be a few tickets left. I'm not sure. We're going to Denver, Salt Lake City, and Seattle. I'm super excited. I can't wait to go get Swig and whatever else is in those other cities.

What's Denver known for? Plot. Weed, yeah. I guess we have that here too, but anyways, can't wait. Voodoo Donuts,

I think is bringing donuts to our show in Denver. They reached out and I was like, yep, we'll take those donuts. Do you have your licenses this time? Like,

we don't need another Bangin' Buns. Wait, what do you mean? The Bangin' Buns controversy. I don't know if they're selling them at the show. I think they were just gonna

bring them to the show, which I was excited about. Right. Definitely not advertising any food anymore, but come see us on tour.

It's really fun. We were there all weekend, and it's honestly, the reviews are in, and it's a hot show. It's the hot ticket. People came back the

second night in Toronto. They were there the night before, and we had to come back again, and I was like, that's wild, but the show is different

every time, I'll tell you that, because nothing is scripted i just kind of kind of like a comedian out there i just kind of go off the cuff it turns a little motivational speaker in there like i don't know i just kind of you never know what you're getting it's a good time but i miss everyone god i feel like i've been away for months i feel like this is so foreign how many different states and countries. And now it's an international tour. Yeah, we did go international.

That's right. Yeah, we've been to three states, three cities. I don't know. Been a lot of places. I know that. And it's been fun. What can I tell you? It's been great.

So how are you, Oscar? You were missed. You know what? You guys aren't missed because everyone asks me about both of you guys all the time. They're just like, Oscar, Moses, Oscar, Moses. And I'm just like, they're here. So get an answer for yourself. How are you?

Good. Are you tired? You said you were tired, too. What have you been doing? You know, this is the realness. We gotta get the realness today. Listen, I am downtrodden. I am beguiled.

I am fighting for my life. It is towards the tail end of award season. I have not had a day off in two weeks going on three weeks. Like, not a single day. And, you know, obviously, this is a safe space to complain. I'm gonna complain today. I usually don't complain. I'm usually glass half full. The glass is empty right now.

But I feel like that's fun. You're running out empty, yeah. Anything can happen today because I am kind of just like, who gives a F about anything? I'm tired, you know? That's true. It does feel like a little bit of an afterthought. It's like, okay, this is my sixth day in a row I've been glammed and I'm like, oh my god, like what? The wigs are squeezing my head tighter and tighter every day.

And it's just such a blur. I know how you feel for the first time. I always felt for you because you do run yourself thin. You're very much like doing so many things. And I think more than ever I feel for you because I'm just like, I had so much fun. But it's almost like, yeah, I haven't had like a minute to like sleep. Yeah, yeah. You do take those like little moments of like just rotting.

Like you take those for granted a little bit. Oh, I did have a rotting day yesterday morning and i did appreciate it very much because i had we had until 2 30 yesterday usually it's like plane another plane bus but it really is like it was like indiana show and then you wake up go on a plane to detroit then you have the detroit show the next day you wake up toronto on the same day you do the same show so they are it is very i understand lady gaga's pain in that TikTok. Because that's how I felt. I was like, what do you do? You take a van to the airport and then you take a plane and then you go to the club and then you go to another van.

It's very busy. It's very chaotic. But can I tell you, I never really have taken the bed rotting days or just rotting. I love it. When I left, when I left on Wednesday for Indianapolis I was like bawling my eyes out. I was like, oh my god I have a really cushy life here and here I am just like traveling so far. Just to get to the airport from here takes two hours. I was like, oh my, I'm traveling so far.

I'm going so far away. It was worth it. But I definitely am like, I do love my little cushy life. I'm not going to lie. But it was fun. I got to feel like a rock star. It truly is. It is a little self-serving when people go on tours like even like rock stars they probably do it because of the rush that everyone just like loves you so much i mean it does feel a little narcissistic because they're just like people come to the stage and you're like serenading them they all want to hold your hand they're crying it's so cool like i don't know how to explain it because rock stars i mean they that's why it's like it's a circus right they live on the road because when they're as long as they're on tour you're a king you're at the top of the pyramid and you're and it's the most

escape from real life that there is it is that like there's no real life nothing exists outside of the tour and you perform and it's yeah i could imagine people like on like arena or stadium tours because like we're doing obviously theaters but i mean I feel like that I was like damn I feel it's such it's so weird it's such a weird thing you're like on such a high and then I love my life here but it is just kind of funny it's like wow no one's screaming my name they don't want me to all touch their hand and I'm not a rock star which is so funny like I'm not I really do feel like Justin Bieber or something like it's crazy like just girls screaming and I'm like, holding their hands while I'm singing Bet on It, and it's just, like, such a – it's so cool.

I like it. Just recently, I started, like, serenading people. They'd come up, and I'd, like, hold their hands, and it was – and then I always look for one person singing the sad voice song. There's one person that knows all the words in every show, and only one, and then I find them, and I sing to them. It's cool. I don't know.

It is a little bit of a rush. That's what I'm saying. I feel a little selfish almost to be like, I can't wait to go back on tour and be adored again this weekend. It's cool. I don't know. It is a little bit of a rush. That's what I'm saying. I feel a little selfish almost to be like, I can't wait to go back on tour and be adored again this weekend. It's just so fun. People really hype it up.

I do love my shows. If you're on TikTok and you don't know who I am, they're always just like, what is happening? What is this show? It's a good time though. But it was fun.

And yeah, people always ask about you. You guys are in the intro. The Just Trish. I didn't get to see the intro to the show, but they show all the eras of Trish and then the final one is the Just Trish and that gets the most

applause. People love it. They're like, woo! They love the podcast. Yeah, it's always fun. And it's so sad that Moses couldn't come. It's sad no one's there to see it, but I'm seeing it and I love it. And TikTok.

4,000 people in Detroit in one night that was crazy we ended up selling out we like only had like 80% sold and then we ended up

selling out I think Toronto we sold out second night too it was very crazy so thank you guys for coming it's a crazy experience what was your favorite food that you had

while on the road oh oh Tim Hortons really have you eaten there no they actually have really good wraps tim hortons

it's like the coffee shop up in canada it's only in canada and i always thought they were known for like their donuts and coffee which is good they have like these ice caps by the way y'all really played me they're like you have to get the ice cap with the breakfast sandwich farmers wrap and i was like great so i got it and then i read all the comments after i got it and like this is you know i hate talking about this stuff but they're like this is the shart recipe or whatever do you know what a shart is yeah I was like I didn't know what it was and I tell you what that that last night in Toronto I was just like we're gonna take an intermission that's what it means oh my god what did you think I thought it meant like derogatory like this sucks.

Like this is sharp. Mama, that's sharp. Is that a... I don't know. I just thought that's what you were going to say. It's going to get you moving. Oh my god. And then everyone told me that and then I was too late. And I was like, well, why the hell did someone recommend this to me? It was the top comment. That wasn't

the part I loved. I loved the... They had a buffalo chicken wrap. I'm very like... My tastes are very plain though. So I was very excited. I loved the, they had a buffalo chicken wrap. I'm very like, my tastes are very plain though. So I was very excited. I got it three times while I was there. So that was my favorite. I did try the M&M's spaghetti. It wasn't, or Mom's spaghetti, which is Marshall Mathers' spaghetti place.

It was good. People brought me food. Oh, it's actually M&M's spaghetti place? It's like his place. And I don't know if it's like what he has to do with it but they sell a lot of merch. The person who wanted to go pick up the food

was like it's basically like a merch shop and then they have like two spaghetti options. It's like the D&D pizza. The M&M. It's what? D&D pizza.

What's D&D? David Dobrik. Oh, you don't call it that? I don't know. Oh, is that what it's called? No, I never heard that term. Wait, you're knowing the slang? The Dobrik's pizza.

I love it. I just heard M&M. D&D. I thought you were like Dungeons? The Dumb Works Pizza. I love it. I just heard M&M. D&D. I thought you were like Dungeons and Dragons or something. Oh, I get it. I get it. D&D. Yes, yes, yes.

I feel like I don't even know you, Moses. Oh, my God. It's like a stranger over there. Seriously, when you walked in, I was like, even when I walked in, I was like, hi. And then I was like, gotta go take a shower. I don't know. It's so weird. It's so sad.

We FaceTime every night, but it feels – I feel so distant. How do people do it? I feel so distant. Oh, my God. It is. It is. It's a lot of distance. Oh, it was so sad.

I was like, damn. You'll get used to life on the road being an international pop sensation. Well, that was our longest time we were away. Our other shows are only three weekends. And we did leave on like a Wednesday, come back on a Monday. So it was a little crazy. I love it. And then we also do have a break after this weekend.

It's like two weeks in between each show, which is going to be great. It's going to be wonderful. I love it. I honestly could do it every day. If you guys were like on a bus with me, I would do it. And the podcast too, because when we talked about a bus, I was like, how are we going to get the pod? It was not even like about you, because I could always like fly you in.

It was like, how do we get the footage to Jimmy? Oh, yeah. Upload it at a cafe, but what if it's slow? We'd have to get a wired connection somewhere. Like a... Where would you find that at? We'd have the hard wire, like an Ethernet cable, mama. There's Starlink and stuff like that. Yeah. What's that?

I don't know about Starlink. What's Starlink? You can, from the bus, get Wi-Fi. I don't think you can put all these files on the Starlink. It's like 100 gigabytes. I don't even know what any of that means. It just sounds like not a thing. We'll be able to do it.

Because that was a thing. Obviously, the kids' schedule was a thing. And then the poop on the bus was a thing. That's a lot of beans. You just have to stop in the middle of the night and someone has to go to the bathroom. That's crazy to me. Well, the kids are easy because they, anyway, go in the... Port-a-potty.

We all go in their little potties and just dump it out, I guess. Yeah. So it would be easy. I would love it. I would, I would go every night. I got inspired by like,

we could have like, we could troll and have our own like George skate drama. Like the cancel girls. Cause that happened when they were on the road. Right. Yeah. We would probably have a falling out at some point, but that'd be good.

It'd be like good drama. Yeah, because it's been like pretty chill lately, I feel like. There hasn't been many, like there hasn't been much tea going on. So I feel like soon

we gotta start our own tea. Like why don't we shake the tea? Let's not. Let's not. I love this. I just told Mozzie, I love this trajectory we're on where like no drama.

I love it. Honestly, I could just tour forever. I just don't know if that would be plausible without this. Like, I always wondered that. I was like, oh, people like the podcast. Would the tour be successful if I didn't have the podcast?

Because honestly, I could sing karaoke every single night for everybody. It literally feels like I'm... Everyone that talks about going to the tour, like, nobody says, oh, I just found out about you recently. It's the opposite. Everyone is just like, I've been following you for 10 years, 14 years. Yeah, people really say that. Everyone has like a specific time,

you know, if it's the, you know, in the Venice when you lived on the beach or it's the specific the kitchen floor. Yeah, people will be like,

I watched you 12 years. I'm like, how old are you? They're like 20. I was like, you watched me since you were eight? They're like, yeah. I was like, okay. And then they all try to say

like the sad boy, they like love that era. I was like, nobody was around. Where were you? Where were you? Nobody was around where were you nobody was around that was 70,000 people watching those videos I guess they're all there

at the show all 7,000 of them the music itself like it's the songs are good and people like the songs I love when someone is singing to it

I mean the music videos music videos top tier yeah the music videos are finally in the recognition they deserve yeah I had my own heirs of Trish tour at home actually

I went through and reacted to your routines throughout the. I had my own Errors of Trish tour at home, actually. I went through and reacted to your routines throughout the years. I think I started in 2014. I went to 2014 to 2018. The Errors of Routine. Yeah. How was it?

Honestly, time of my life. I had so much fun going back and watching all that. And I love you because you know I love to really look at the details. So you went to the movies in like 2015

and you were checking the movie times. I paused to see what movies were playing. Oh, what did I see? You saw Annie with Jamie Foxx. Yeah. Oh, I love that one. And Cameron Diaz. Yeah.

And I just, I paused. I got all the details. I would see what's in your background. You know, I just, I loved it all. I love when you do that. And then you like zoom in. And because of you, I double check my phone

when I screenshot anything because I'm like, there's going to be someone like Oscar out there zooming in. That was very me. Oh my gosh. I had the time of my life. And then I, um, I really had to go. That's so funny. I went through specifically and I was like, I want to watch the video where you didn't

turn this. Oh, you, you were cooking the eggs, but the gas was on, but the flame wasn't on. The gas was on? How was the gas on and not the flame? How do I do that? You have to spark it. What do you mean, spark it? I did have, like, a lot of questions about it.

I almost need to, like, sit through and go through frame by frame. I watched it twice because I watched it once on stream to react to it, and then it was just on my mind. So before I went to bed last night, it was 1130, and I was, like, I was with Deary, and I was like, Deary, you need to watch this video. And it's like cooking eggs with no milk by Trisha Paytas. The keto. And he's like, why is it taking her 24 minutes to cook eggs?

And I was like, just buckle up and see this. You watched it? We watched the whole thing. Wow. Again, I watched it. How long was it off for? You filmed for, I think it was around 26 minutes. That might include eating.

Yes. The cooking of the it was around 26 minutes. That might include eating. Yes. The cooking of the eggs itself was 12 minutes. That's not too bad considering it was off for some of it. I must have figured it out quickly. No, it was 12 minutes. Like, I timed it from when you turned the stove on to when you realized that there was no fire. So 12 minutes to realize. 12 minutes of gas.

Yeah. Of gas? Yes. I'm surprised I lived. That's what all the comments were saying. They were like. Are you sure there was gas? How was the gas on? You said it smells gassy in here. I'm surprised I lived. That's what all the comments were saying. They were like, are you sure there was gas? How is the gas on?

You said it smells gassy in here. And then that's when... I mean, that's crazy. That's wild that I survived. It is. My lights must have been off or something. Isn't it if you turn the light on or something, it's like something crazy can happen?

I don't know. I haven't seen it in a movie. It's like an old-fashioned bulb. Maybe. Usually not. Oh, okay. Because I remember seen it in a movie. It's like an old-fashioned bulb. Maybe. Usually not. Oh, okay. Because I remember seeing it in a movie one time. It happened.

And I was like, oh my. I was so scared of it ever since. It was just quite a video. I mean, obviously something, you know, something wasn't clicking. There was a lot going on in your brain. I could tell. What year? 2015?

No, this was 2019. Wow. Yes. 2019. It was early. It was early. On the earlier side of 2019. Like January or February? Because February went downhill after February 5th.

I think it was January because things were okay. You were still kind of happy, but you were off, you know. That place, it was called the Palazzo. That place had weird energy. That always was like, yeah, something was off. As soon as I moved out of the house, like literally as soon as I moved out, it was in a compartment. As soon as I moved out of there, I swear everything just felt lighter. There was weird, that was the demon house,

the vampire house. That was a crazy house. That was terrifying. It was like seeing someone cook for the first time. Branson, I've just seen like 10 of your routine videos where you cooked eggs and bacon a few times because you always made your little sandwich. But this was like you never made it before or

every time we cook it's like the first time i don't even cook anymore that's right i do that is true sometimes i don't know how to turn well you definitely um i guess spoil would be the word but also like have made me incapable of anything. Like on the road, I'm just like, God, I don't know what to do. It was like Moses and I. We have a really good tour manager who's just like Moses, who's like super organized and like takes care of everything for me.

But if I didn't have him. Today on the plane, I was sleeping. It's like a five and a half hour flight. I was sleeping like four hours in. I'm getting like shoved to like wake up. And I'm just like, the flight attendants wake me up and they're like oh a girl you're traveling with is really sick she needs you back there and I was like I travel with three females my makeup artist and two dancers and they're all like young and they're also like

they're not like needy but they're like they they're like they're really sick they need the medication you have and I was like I have no idea what you're talking about yeah I was like I don't know they're like no they need you you need to go back there and I was like okay so I I like got up and I started to go back and then the other flight attendant comes to me and like oh it's okay actually she said that you had a long weekend and she doesn't want to bother you and I was like who who's getting sick and I was like does she have pink hair like I'm thinking it's my makeup artist and whatever like no she has short hair but she says it's fine she's we just gave her some candy and she's feeling better so then ward is like right next to me who's my tour artist and whatever. Like, no, she has short hair, but she says it's fine. We just gave her some candy and she's feeling better.

So then Ward is like right next to me, who's my tour manager, and he was like sleeping, but he hears me. He like wakes up and he's like, I'm on it. And he like gets up and goes back to like see who it was. He's like, you just go to the front. You go to the front. Like, I'm going to be on it. I'm going to go whatever.

He's so good. And then, so then he comes to the front and he's like, oh, like it was just like a lady we're not even with. It was just like an older lady that was, and then the flight attendants like, well, she reset the girl in 2F. And I was like, and was like, not with us. Like it was so bizarre. It was so weird.

And the moral of that story is he was in mid sleep and he was just like, I got it. I'm like, dude, he just like takes care of everything. Cause I was like, and my dancers know, like I'm not someone who can help a situation. Like I'm the last person you ask for help. Like, if someone's sick, like, literally anybody on that tour besides me, because I have no idea what I'm even doing with myself, much less someone else. So it was just so bizarre. And then I couldn't go back to sleep.

But he does take care of everything. And I love it, because without him, I'd be lost. I'm really lost with everything. Like, I don't know how to do anything for myself anymore, because Moses just does everything. And I just am, even to go get the Postmates, well, they had DoorDash, to go get the DoorDash in Canada, like, they wanted me to go down. And I was just like, I'm not going to be able to find my way back up. And they didn't want to bring the food up.

And I'm just like, well, I guess that food's just going to sit there because. And then after a while, here's a little hack. After a while, if you don't get the food, they bring it up in like 30 minutes. So it's like cold, a cold cheese stick. I don't know if that's a hack. They brought it up. Can you bring it up? You order sushi, it's fine. I guess. I was like, can you bring it up? They're like 30 minutes. So it's like cold, a cold cheese stick. I don't know if that's a hack, but. They brought it up. Can you bring it up? You ordered sushi,

it's fine. I guess. I was like, can you bring it up? They're like, no. And I was like, okay,

well, I can't come down right now. but it got brought up. Outside my door. They left outside the door. They didn't even knock. I went to go like leave and I saw the food

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That's F-O-R the people dot com slash Trish. Thank you, Morgan Morgan, for sponsoring today's podcast. It's a great time. So point of all that is, yes, I need you to help me cook my eggs too because I couldn't even find a great – oh, I found a grapefruit but I didn't know how to open it. There was no knife. And I was like, well, how the hell am I supposed to open this grapefruit? It was so confusing.

Like an orange. You can feel it and eat it. Really? I feel like I tried that. I feel like it wasn't working. It was rough without you. That's for sure. But yeah, I saw your – was it a rough without you that's for sure but um yeah I

saw your your was it a stream that you did yeah I did a stream reacting it was supposed to be a shorter one because I had to go to work I was um I was like streaming in the morning I'm like let me just do a short one reacting to some videos because I have to go to work at 3 p.m and then I just I couldn't stop myself there was one compilation of like your drive-thru slash cooking moments um like the early again when you were trying new things in YouTube, like you were cooking for Moses. Oh, here? Yeah. Oh, that's recent.

Like I think 2021. So there was a mix of the drive-thru and that. And it was like a three minute edit. I think it's Laugh Cable was the channel that did it. I love those channels. And I watched it like three times because I was literally like crying, laughing. And it brought back the memories like i remember when that guy at burger king was like trolling you but like the

two four six i remember watching you and like it was someone else was answering at the drive-thru but then he like when he saw heard it was you then he like came and took over for the guy do you remember that no well i i remember because at the beginning of our show. But I thought he was, like, serious. But you think he was trolling me? I think he was messing with you a little bit. Because I remember watching it at the time. And, like, there was so. And I think you might have said it back then.

I don't remember. But, like, someone else was, like, ready to take your order at the drive-thru. And then he came back. Yes. And he took over the call. I do remember that guy. And then every time I'd go. I don't know if he watched all the way through.

But every time I'd get to the window, he was always so sweet. He's like, I love you. Like, he was so nice. And I was like, well, what the hell is happening? Because they put that guy. And then every time I'd go, I don't know if he watched all the way through, but every time I'd get to the window, he was always so sweet. He's like, I love you. Like, he was so nice. And I was like, well, what the hell is happening? Because they put that clip. And again, I didn't, I had my editor, Taylor, just be like, can you just find clips, like iconic moments about the beginning or whatever? So I didn't see any of these clips.

So I'm like watching it backstage. And that was one of them. And it was so funny because I just don't remember it happening like that. But I'm glad that everyone can see, understand where my confusion came from. Because I really felt so stupid at the time. I was like, God, did I just not hear something right? But do you know what he was saying? The two four six?

Yeah like two chicken sandwiches for six dollars I thought he's like the two four six like the number and I was like what's the two four six? and he's like two four six

The special for that one I got the two four six Oh what's the two four six? Two four six Because usually they ask you do you want two sticks or four sticks or six sticks or something like that. But also, why would you say two sandwiches for $6? Because that was

it has to be like, yeah, I thought it was the number, the 246. And he's had two more six. Hello? Hello. He had a little wrist one for sure. I hope he's still there. That was the Burger King in La Brea, and he was so iconic. I loved going there.

We went there once, and I remember. Was he there when we went? We should go back. He was a king. That guy was always there, but I was always there, too. I was there like three times a week. And he worked there. He had a reason to be there.

That's true. That's like when those crispy chicken sandwiches were like thin and crispy. They were so good back then. Oh, my God. I was literally in tears. And then your Margot Robbie Once Upon a Time in Hollywood cosplay. And then you had the folding table in your car. And it took you like five minutes to fold it back up.

And I literally just had to keep scrolling back to rewatch it. Because it was like one of the funniest things I've ever seen. Oh my God. I love that you had a Trish weekend even when I was gone. Yes. I had to still, you know, get my fix somehow. Well, that one, I think I told this story before. That one was in front of the Starbucks

before I saw Jeff Wittek that day. That was the wig I wore. That's what I went in as because it was, the Burger King is there and then the Starbucks is right there in the same parking lot.

So I would pull to the Burger King to eat my food and I was like in the front of the Starbucks and then I just like went inside and that's where I saw Jeff Wittek. Jeff Wittek's starting his tour. Everyone's on tour. Everyone's on tour.

Everyone is on tour. I'm kind of gagged. I think you said too. I think you were like, I wanted to see Adam McIntyre's tour. Because he was in New York or something. And I'm like, I kind of want to see what everyone does. I wanted to see him so bad, but I had to work last. It was last night.

In LA? Yeah, in LA. Where was it? I forget where. It was a theater in Mid-City, I want to it? I forget where. It was, I forget. It was a theater in like mid city, I want to say. I forget which one. What is he doing?

I'm so curious. I've seen photos. I haven't seen like clips or anything, but I've seen the photos. He has like a PowerPoint presentation kind of eyes. And then he like lip syncs to Tati Westbrook, Time and Place. Oh, he's performing too. Every clip I've seen, he's like fully giving like i'm like damn this is a performer it was kind of fierce i really wish i could have seen it but you gotta work for the

award show yeah it was critics choice awards last night so i was contractually obligated to uh or sag awards oh my god my brain yes it was sag awards that's my favorite award show what i love that award show because i love when they do the like. Oh, I'm an actor? I'm an actor. I want to do that so bad. I'm Bowen Yang and I'm an actor. Oh yeah, when did you get?

You can do it now. I haven't been on anything. Wait, you have your sidecar, don't you? Yeah. Yeah, but I have to probably be in a show. I do have a sidecar. Moses renews it for me. I haven't used it in 10 years.

But all you do is just say like your first gig like when you got your side card yeah but they always have a funny one like Mikey Madison had the Quentin Tarantino

like you know she got like she was a Manson follower and also she had like a funny story Bowen yay they've asked for it

so like I don't know if it's music videos or like I think stuff I haven't booked they asked me if I had it but I haven't I haven't used it in a long time

what'd you get it for like what was your first one the Greg Barron show I was 18 and it was but I haven't. I haven't used it in a long time. What'd you get it for? Like, what was your first one? The Greg Barrenshaw. I was 18, and it was cool, because I, like, I was only an Astra. It used to be separate, and then SAG and Astra, like, joined at some point, so I got, like, automatically, like, shoot into SAG, so I kind of never really, I don't think I ever worked on a SAG project,

but, like, Astra was the TV one, so Greg Barrenshaw was 18. They got me in. I did, like, three episodes with there, and then I, yeah, like, Modern Family, even America's Got Talent, Tyra, I got paid all union rates. I remember getting like $1,000 for the show. Because Tyra's show was pissed when they found out I was union. They were like, because they only paid like $100 per DM.

And then when they kind of screwed me over a little bit and didn't get my flight back, I was like, well, actually, I'm union. So I need an after card. And they're like, oh, damn it. So they had to pay me, which is kind of cool. But yeah, I don't think I ever did a SAG project. But I used to get paid. Well, you did that, what's it called?

That Jennifer Aniston movie that you got edited out of? Oh, yeah. Wanderlust. That was SAG, yeah. I got paid for it, too. I get paid for those things. That's true. Yeah, I probably did.

Sometimes I get residuals. Nathan, for you, I still get residuals for. Really? Yeah. Do you deposit those checks? No. No. I find them in the mail. And I get residuals for it. Really? Yeah. Do you deposit those checks? No. I find them in the mail and I usually bundle them all together. I'm like, okay, there you go.

I mean, it's literally like... And usually she doesn't but sometimes. Who's gonna deposit a check for 10 cents? Like, that's crazy. Like, when they give you like 40 cents, I'm like, why? Just keep it at that point. I've never heard anyone say that the SAG Awards are their favorite award show

you don't love the I'm an actor part I love it I do I liked a little bit in the beginning it was cute I like Mikey Madison

I love it Bo Nyang did his oh yeah Bo Nyang did his it was cute it was cute but then I don't know I think at this point

it's just like the same people are kind of winning right like Demi Moore again Timothee Chalamet I guess he was kind of a surprise win right right right

but everyone else was kind of like predicted so. Right, right, right. But everyone else was kind of like predicted. Did Richard win anything? I don't think so. They were all there, I saw. Yeah. Not Jonathan Bailey,

but everyone else. No, he's doing his West End. Oh, that's right. Yeah, because he's nominated also, I think for Wicked, and that's his first

nomination for Fiero. So everyone expected him to be there. Oh, at the Segwards? Yeah. And he, yeah, he's doing his West End show, so he couldn't come, which was sad. I'm missing Jonathan Bailey. I feel like I haven't seen him in a minute.

I am too. Oh, man. We're both just too busy performing to be anywhere. Yeah, you're missing the Oscars this next weekend. There was a, I think people wanted to start a petition for you to reschedule your show. People like, and there was people

who are going to be, is it Salt Lake City one, right? Is it Salt Lake City? I think so. Yeah, they were like, we're fine if you push this so you can go. So you can go to the Oscars.

Well, I think the opportunity has passed, but thank you for that. Honestly, truly, I say this so truly, truly, truly, I'd rather be at the show than the oscars because like it's it's i'm like the star there at the oscars i'm just a little yeah i'm

another influencer that's annoying trying to find the glam bot you know what i mean like i would love to glam ball what would you do for your glam i would want to purposely make it ugly you know what i mean just so you have the battle i would do something like where's my camera is it gonna be slow motion i don't know jim Jimmy will do it. Can he do it? Okay. Something like. Something like that, I think. I mean, granted, I already have double chin without trying, but I love it to just be a little more accentuated. You know what I mean?

Something crazy or even like cross-eyed. You know? Because I think that's. I swear. I don't I mean? Something crazy or even like cross-eyed like. You know? Because I think that's. I swear. I don't mean this in a mean way, but I think he knows. I think Chris Olsen does it on purpose kind of bad. I can see that. You know, because that's his thing.

Like he was with Hayley Bailey. He's like two different types of glam bots looking for the glam bot on the carpet. So I think he knows. So I think he purposely. Like Joey King's where she's like. Like that one. Like that one probably was purposely bad. You don't think? I don't think she meant to like, like that one, like that one probably was purposely bad. Um,

I don't think she meant to like, look like she had no teeth. I think she probably meant to look a little like, you know, like what, like cutesy, but then she ended up looking, the way she was smiling and made it look like she had no teeth.

Oh, I see. I always think the comedians are trying to make it funny. Like the SNL people, they try to make theirs kind of funny. Even Taylor Swift, um, hers became a meme because she like just did a big laugh yeah and that was up yeah the grammys and even like taylor

swift can you know flop a glam bot glam bots are harder than they look i think they're so hard we never got to see john than bailey's we saw him do the glam bot but they've never showed his like final glam yes and glam bot drama did you see this no the pedro pascal and mikey day behind the scenes oh i kind of did but i didn't see that i just saw a tweet about it but i didn't click play it was so awkward so i'm a glam bot expert like i love like i follow cole who's the guy who like i don't know if it's like his glam bar he just like has the people you know he has like long hair you've seen him it was like, I guess it was the SNL 50. And Pedro Pascal and Mikey Day walk hand in hand to do the glam bar.

And you could tell Mikey Day was a little insecure. He was like, they just want you. They don't want me. And then Pedro was, like, insisting. He's like, no, both of us are going to do it. So they both do it. It's really cute. And then Cole, and then Cole basically was like, okay, now just Pedro only.

And then Mikey's like, yeah, of course. You just, like, want him or something like that. And Pedro's whole, like, energy, his whole vibe just got, like, shut off. Like, he just didn't want to do it. And he was just like, okay, now just Pedro only. And then Mikey's like, yeah, of course. You just, like, want him or something like that. And Pedro's whole, like, energy, his whole vibe just got, like, shut off. Like, he just didn't want to do it. And he was just like, so. It was, like, you have to watch it. And, like, the comments agreed with me on this one. It was so awkward and, like, so rude.

You could have been like, okay, each of you individually now or something. Yeah. But he literally was just like, just Pedro, please. Amazing. Hey, Pedro, can we do one just you, please? Yeah. I'm a huge fan. Please.

Please. Please. Please. Please. However. Yeah. The one with both of us. They're Pedro, can we do one just here, please? I'm a huge fan. However, the one with both of us, they're like, erase that. No, that one was awesome. That one was awesome.

Yeah, I would love it. That would be perfect. Great, so same thing. Camera's in there. Starting mic there. Three, two, one, action. You go. All right, ready.

And three, two, one, action. Yeah, beautiful. After Mikey was already like, I know you just want Pedro. And Pedro's like, no, no, no, both of us together. And then he told Mikey to basically leave after theirs. And then you can tell Mikey was kind of like embarrassed because he's like, I knew that was what you wanted. And then Pedro was kind of, you could tell he was a little sad.

He was kind of pissed. He was kind of like, he did the glam bop, but he just didn't like fully give it. I love Pedro. I'm on the Pedro Pascal train. I love that you're finally on the train. Welcome, welcome. I do love him. Even that little like the little glam bop he did with Mikey Day.

Like it was just so cute. They did this like weird like hand thing or whatever. And I don't know. He just seems silly, goofy. He is. He's just there for a good time. Yeah. You know, he doesn't take anything too serious.

He's an ally. Yes, an ally. Did you see him in Homophobia this weekend? Yes. His post about trans lives. Yeah. Yes, an ally. Did you see him in Homophobia this weekend? Yes. His post about trans lives. Yeah. Yes, his sister is trans. So it's a cause near and dear.

Oh, I love. Especially like at this time. I was like, okay, look at him just ally. I think she like did the Gladiator premiere with him too. Like she usually goes with him to like the big premieres. She's gorgeous. Like absolutely gorgeous. She does like red carpets with him all the time.

It's very sweet. Yeah. Yeah. I just, I really just want him on Just Trish. There is, oh my God. He would probably thrive.

I saw, I think so. This, like there's this one photo of like him meeting Monet X Change in a bodega in New York. And he like went up to her and he posted on his Instagram, like as a stan. I'm dead. And I just love that he would do that.

I was like, look who I ran into at the bodega and it's Monique Shands from RuPaul's Drag Race. She's a queen. She is kind of the moment right now. Oh my God. I do love him.

I know. I looked up to see if he had like kids. Maybe his daughter is a fan but he has no kids. I'm always just hoping someone's like daughter will come. Someone in the family. Yeah.

His sister. Yeah, maybe his sister. Maybe he has a cousin. Maybe he is. Maybe he's the fan. Maybe his publicist has a kid. I. His sister. Yeah, maybe his sister. Maybe he has a cousin. Maybe he is. Maybe he's the fan. I don't know. I would love. Peta Pascal, if you're in one of these cities, please come.

It would be a dream. I like him. I do like him. I remember seeing him in person, too. He's one of those ones that you just feel the star power, though. He does feel like a star, but he's also, like, so warm. Like, his personality's very warm, and he's, like, a little bit of a jokester. I love that, though.

Yeah. He's a vibe. He's definitely a vibe. Yeah, when you see, like, a really famous person, but they're also, like, really, really relatable and sweet and warm, it's just like, oh, I love him so much. Pedro, if you want to come on the podcast. John the Bailey, too. Where's he doing King Richard?

Is he in London? Yeah. Oh, we got to – oh, damn. I was just in London. I could have seen him. Damn it. podcast. John the Bailey too. Where's he doing King Richard? Is it in London? Yeah. We got to. Damn. I was just in London. I could have seen him. Damn it. He is a king too. So many kings.

I love a glam bot though. I do love a glam bot. I would go. Well, the Oscars are not meant for me this year. But you know what? If you can't make it to the Oscars, come to Salt Lake City. I'll do a wicked medley for you to open up. We'll pretend like we're there.

Cynthia Erivo, she's everywhere. She's hosting the Tonys. She's playing Jesus Christ in Jesus Christ Superstar. Oh, yeah. The world was flipped upside down.

Everyone's like, what is that? Like, I feel like no one's ever seen that play because if you've seen Jesus Christ Superstar, you know how, like, camp it is.

Even I know, like, the vibe of Jesus Christ Superstar. Like, watch, like, a clip of it online from, like, the movie. It's so silly. It's just like people just – they're so funny. They're just like so – probably like people who like have no idea.

They probably think it's like a biopic from National Geographic starring Moses. Or like President of the Christ or something. Right, right. Like what? She's going to eat. I love – I've never gone to one, but I love the Hollywood Bowl performances. I've never been to the Hollywood Bowl either. Really?

Never. Well, I've been to the Bowl, but I've never been to one of those, like the big shows. Oh, I see. You've never been to the Hollywood Bowl, period? No, never. How? Yeah. What?

I don't know. I've never. No one I've wanted to see has even been there, I don't think. But I'm very specific. I guess if you played the Hollywood Bowl, I would go. That's next. After the Greek, we're doing the Hollywood Bowl. How many people are there?

I was going to say. Let me look it up. I feel like it looks similar to the Greek. we're doing the high wood pole. How many people are there? I was going to say, let me look it up. I feel like it looks similar to the Greek. No? No. It's bigger? I think it's like, my guess is 18,000. Yeah, 17,500.

Oh, I'm so close. You're so close. Yeah, okay, next one. Next one. I guess it didn't really look that big to me, but I'm just driven by it. So I guess when you're inside of it, it's a little. It's weird because it doesn't feel that big. Because it's open. of it it's weird because it doesn't feel that big because it's open right it's outside so you don't don't feel it but if

you have any clothes something like that it will feel like a big arena i would love to play there i guess that's a good transition to northwest performing there at the hollywood bowl have you caught up on the kardashians yes i have caught up on the kardashians i feel like we're the only people who watch this program like are you guys watching the kardashians i don't know no one's watching it right it's just almost old news like you know everything's like you're old that is actually so t because they were doing like the met gal with the sweater i'm like i was pregnant with elvis when we were doing that cosplay last year like it's so old it's so it feels it feels outdated yeah and then of course the northwest stuff yes yes um it This past episode covered Northwest performing with the Lion King,

and it talked about how she was offered the role, how Kim debated even bringing it up to North, and how eventually she ended up just – she talked to Chris and Chloe about it. Like, yeah, she got the offer. That's major. You've got to give it to her. Yes.

She did. But it didn't really change my mind on anything. Right. Like, what is your stance on it? Because I'm so I'm actually kind of like just really actually truly torn on it. Me. Yeah. I don't have a stance.

I kind of waffled in the middle. Honestly. OK. Because obviously when it happened, it was a big debate about like, you know, being a nepo baby and how North took this role. She's not the best singer. And it took the role away from a young child who deserves to be Simba and the Lion King on the Hollywood Bulb.

Granted, this was just like, it was all famous people performing covers, right? Well, no, it was all the original cast for the most part. Oh, but then like a Jennifer Hudson. Right. But that, yeah. But they had like, the original Simba was there, for instance, who sang I Just Can't Wait for the most part. Oh, but then like a Jennifer Hudson. Right, but that, yeah. But they had like, the original Simba was there for instance

who sang I Just Can't Wait for Richard King. And so they're like, why would he sing it? Because the original Timon and Pumbaa, like Nathan Lane

was singing it. So they were kind of like, and I guess, yeah, I guess in the past, I'm trying to think, I've seen those concerts like Little Mermaid and stuff like that.

Yeah, they've had like John Stamos sing the song or something like that. So I think, I think they had a lot of the original voices. I even think the guy who did the voice of scar maybe not he might have passed away maybe not him but yeah it's yeah it's all like

obviously singers you know they're yeah um i i think hearing kim's explanation made me like teeter a little bit on the opposite end because Yes. Because how Kim defended it was that she did kind of, she said right away, she's like, I know what people are going to react to North playing this role, that she just got it because of her parents. But North got this role because she is the moment. She is a personality, an entertainer. People want to see North on TikTok doing a dance.

Yes, yes. Kimberly Noel, let's relax. No, the way she said it was so funny we were talking about this during glam because we were just talking about it in general and i think yeah it's like just don't say anything because like well how should she have addressed it i was like honestly don't because it's like she's like you we know she knows everyone knows why she got it so it's like why even say it because the way she said it was like uh duh we know she got it because of who her parents are like the way she said that she's like you know what she's not whitney houston like it was like uh duh we know she got it because of who her parents are like the way she said that she's like you know what she's not Whitney Houston like I was like this like so constantly just keep putting her down and down and just like it was so weird and then yeah it's like

she is the moment people want to see and on that hand I like agree with her because obviously I got a lot of hate for doing Broadway you You and Northwest are similar. We're very similar. Me and her are up for Simba, actually. But it's like, you know, if there is a demand, right, for people to want to see something. So I kind of get that. The way she explained it was bad. And then she's like, and if you're going to make fun of a child, she's like, fuck you. I was just like, okay, crazy.

Like, just so defensive. So, yeah. I mean, I think about it in the sense of like malibu it's like i if she's offered that role yes take it i guess but in a way then it's also like but also do you believe the narrative they're putting out there what like the story the way they present it to you like do you believe that that's actually what happened what what's the story how it was presented to them how because it's to me it sounds very scripted everything the way she defends it the way she says it you're saying i don't understand though like what do you mean how it was i don't think there was real debate for herself if north is going to do it talking to

the family and explaining to all of us and all that the way should they do it is like of course that's scripted we're the kardashians she's going gonna be in the show and now let's tell you how we're gonna stand behind it and, like, I would do it for Malibu, but, but I guess that's kind of how the world works too,

it's just like, who you know connections, it kind of sucks. Yeah, and Hulu, it aired on Hulu, I believe as well, or like Disney Plus

or whatever, Disney owns Hulu. Oh, yeah. So it's like the synergy as well so that also kind of makes sense and then it airs on the hulu kardashians which then goes back as promo for disney so it all like feeds into each other you know and they did get a lot of coverage i feel like yeah those concerts happen all the time and don't get that much like coverage so the fact that

this one got so much pr yeah it was viral and as, it was viral. And as I always say, it's the rise of the mid. You know what I mean? Like, and there's nothing wrong with it. I really don't think, I think the Kardashians are the perfect example of rise of the mid

because like, there wasn't anything like super special about them and they really did blow up so big. And even now, I mean, they're obviously very beautiful now and stuff like that.

But when they first started, you look at their house, the Calabasas house, it was very mid. Their townhouse, right? Their townhouses. But even Chris's was like a little like farm style house, like really like ugly like chicken in the kitchen and stuff. Like just really like ugly stuff.

The frosted cookies. Like everything was very mid. And I was just like, damn, like they really did rise. So they're the perfect example of that. And I think, yeah, I think people like rooted them on for that reason. But then it's also the reason they like want to bring them down because like, well So they're the perfect example of that. And I think, yeah, I think people rooted them on for that reason. But then it's also the reason they want to bring them down because, well, they're not special. And they're kind of not. I don't know.

They're just really influential now. And so I don't know. I'm back and forth with it. I get why people were upset. But also that is just how the world works. And got to take those opportunities. Yeah. I think the Kardashians definitely get the most backlash for

it but nepotism is just alive and well and you can't really it's you can't really go against i don't know because then you can't if you have to have that energy for everyone else i guess too yeah i but i do i guess the argument is i saw another story with like patrick schwarzenegger how he was upset that um people think that he got his role in the White Lotus this season just because of his parents, obviously Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver. But he's like, you don't know how hard it had to work with acting classes. Yeah, that's annoying.

I hate that argument. Because it's like, everyone does. You know what I mean? But obviously your name was put to the top because you're Schwarzenegger. He's just saying, guys, you don't understand. I'm not a good actor. I had to work hard because I got the role. Yeah, when I did Broadway, I was also working hard. I was pushing my ass. I was going

to the doctor. I was going to rehearsals. You work hard because you have to because that's what it takes to make a show. The comparison to North, though, I don't know. She's also a kid, but do they, people, if you knew she was going to, I guess more to Kimberly and Kanye, if you knew she was gonna I guess more to Kimberly and Kanye

like if you knew she was gonna do this like why not have her like you know take vocal lessons and like work on her I thought she did I thought they did

give her voice lessons I don't I saw her do like the rehearsals and stuff but I don't think she did that she must have had to because like even like

singing live with a band is like so hard like someone must have helped her I mean I helped with my show because I was like how do you even know when to come in you know

she's wearing I think she was wearing in-ears those are like so hard you have to like rehearse in? You know, she's wearing I think she was wearing in-ears. Those are like so hard. You have to like rehearse with those. So someone was probably helping her, I'm sure. Yeah. There's also the element of like Kanye taking over with like changing the graphics. And I think her outfit too, right?

Like, yeah, they redid her outfit to be Simba or whatever. Yeah, because everyone had those gorgeous like Broadway style outfits. And I was like, okay, I mean, she looked cute. I get it. But Kanye, it's like, why do they show him? I get it. It's like her dad, Connie it's like why do they show him I get it it's like her dad but it's like don't show him anymore he's so offensive and so triggering to so many people and like hateful too it's like I mean literally like he's like hate speech everywhere and I was just like why do they platform him on that show like Disney plus I mean because Hulu is integrated into Disney plus now so it's like why would you want that

association with Disney because he's like a nasty guy and whether it's for trolling or he has mental illness or something like there's like nasty stuff he's been like saying and advertising and all it's just like it's not about his wife it's about him being like just like actually like awful yeah and it's great anyone else anyone else who would like spew like hate like that towards like a group of people it's like actually like you would you would just not be you wouldn't be around but now he's on hulu i don't know that's my only i do love the crash and i do love them but they do platform some really well kanye is definitely like the worst but maybe he has like something going on with him but they should not put that on there like you said especially with the lion king and also north she's like a kid and it's like it's not her fault that's like happening but you have that

like in your face and you're like i I just don't want to see it. And then Kim trying to be like, well, when it's, you know, North, we're together. We cope here. I'm like, it's great. But we don't need to see it because he's also doing heinous stuff to people. So I hate that part. But North actually wasn't bad either. Like I watched the performance.

I was like, honestly, not horrible. Like, you know, I mean, I think I bombed my Broadway one more than that. I was like off. I was missing notes. Like she kind of was like at least keeping up with it. You know what I noticed too? Also, she's 11. So I'm not trying to compare myself to an 11-year-old.

But my dancers also would like guide me along. They come over this way. You know what I mean? Like if you forget where you're going, like actually over here. And so they kind of did that, which I thought was cute. I think she's cute. Honestly, like you could give her voice lessons. She'd be like really good.

She's really talented. I mean, Kanye's the worst. But also he's like talented. She probably has some talented genes in her. Yeah. I think she's more of like a good. She's talented. I mean, Connie is the worst, but also he's like talented. She probably has some talented genes in her. Yeah. I think she's more of like a rapper is what Kimberly said. Is that what she said? Yeah.

Yeah. I love her. She's like not much of a singer. She's more of a rapper. It's like, is how she put it. What are those? Those are shows. Do you remember that?

And Kim was crying. She was, I would too, honestly. Malibu could do anything. And I'm like, oh my God,u can do anything. And I'm like, oh my God, it was so good. So I get it. I get it.

It's good. And it made a good first storyline. But yeah, they are so outdated. How does it take a year to make this show? Like,

put it out a little quicker. It's literally just like them at their house and then like, it's like 10 minutes of the show is just like B-roll from like Yeti images of like LA set to like generic pop music. You show is just, like, B-roll from, like, Yeti images of, like, L.A.

Yes. Set to, like, generic pop music. You know, it's like. Yes, very that. I think it's, like, YouTube editing. I know. Maybe the filtering. Like, they do put fierce filters on their faces.

So maybe that takes the most amount of time. I don't know. Maybe that, too. But Scott Disick also had, like, a moment on the Kardashians when he left a $2 tip on a $50 Starbucks order. Which just reminded me how much I dislike Scott Disick. I really do not like that. I think he's just a bad person to be honest.

I think he's a bad person too. Yeah. Like actually. And I think because it's like again even if you're like troll. I don't think him could troll like that because obviously him like fast shaming courtney and like all this stuff like you just why would you want to put out that side of you if that's not real i think it's real i think it's i think it's real too i don't know maybe in his head he thinks it's relatable like i don't know but we you bragged about being rich

like you bragged about how much money you have and then to have like a 50 order and then he got called out to by his business partner in the show that pointed out that he just left a $2 tip and he was like did you just give him two dollars um you don't tip and he scott replied yeah or no then scott said yeah like you don't tip and benny said yeah but not two dollars you got to tip 20 and scott said i'm not tipping 20 for them to come down here so for opposedman to come like deliver the drink or whatever um but it was more yeah because that's like crazy they're like catering to you you know I get two dollars if you're just like even there at the thing give

something you know what I mean but then they're gonna like deliver the the coffees down to you lazy like go get them then yeah I hate cheap people yeah especially postmates because like they don't they only get their tip like i don't and maybe a small percentage of the order maybe but i know they keep 100 of their tips so like you're giving someone two dollars and they're spending their gas and how do you even get to two dollars because i mean the 10 is five dollars how do you even go your own yeah there's an extra button yeah because i actually want to be a little lower here and find a way to you can't even go to two but that's why his life's going to telling you like that

karmatic energy is bad when you give like tips to someone who's like working so hard bad tippers they're the worst you have the worst karmatic energy especially when you're rich like when you're a millionaire that's like there's just no excuse you know no that's actually so embarrassing for him like and then they put on the show I was like, wasn't he like one of the executive producers? Like, he like let them put that in. He's like, put this in. This makes me look funny, relatable. Yeah, I'm like, and also at some point, one of the girls has got to be like, you kind of suck.

Because I feel like, wouldn't they not be embarrassed? No. Like, listen, I understand people don't like them. But Kim is actually sweet. Like, Kim is actually very, like, courteous, like, very thoughtful. She's very polite. And I feel like she would be embarrassed by that. I think they love awful men.

Like, they just, they don't see how their men are awful. Like, they try to put Kanye in a good light. They try to put Tristan in a good light. You know, I really think they, like, are weirdly attracted weirdly attracted like these awful men. And they see them in a different light. They see them, oh, they're funny. They're getting better. I don't know.

Something. There's something about them that they don't see what everyone else is seeing. And it's just so many toxic men in their life. And I was just like, I don't know what it is. I don't know what it is about them that they just – and they constantly put them on the show. They try to put them in a good light. Even Scott, Chloe tries with Scott. And it just makes him look bad when he them on the show. They try to put them in a good light. Even Scott, like Khloe tries with Scott.

And it just makes him look bad when he was like on her podcast. And he was talking about how you have to wait for the girls to grow up. You know, like, oh, she was 19. But, you know, maybe at 26 she'll come back to me or something. Like, you are a psycho. Like, you're so – and they air it. So I think in their heads they're thinking like, look at this growth. Look at something.

And I'm like – like Scott too. They try to give him a little redemption with being like yeah i messed up i did that but then he does this it's like you're a kardashian you're in that family you should be so embarrassed and one of scott disick's um ex rumored ex-girlfriends um talked about how he body shamed her allegedly um. Her name is Holly Scarphone. She was on Too Hot to Handle. And they dated, allegedly, back in 2022. It was never, it was all a rumored relationship, but they were like spotted out together.

So you can pretty much make an educated assumption that they were an item. And she was 23. He was his late 30s, like 39 at the time. And she had – she posted a TikTok clip of her podcast where she talked about – she didn't name him. But she did – I think she called him Rat – oh, no, Rot Schmistic or something. She, like, did a little codename. Very subtle. Yeah.

That's a very subtle codename. Rhymed exactly. And she talked about how this man was, like, body shaming her. Like, she would send him selfies, and then he would point out, like, what plastic surgery she should get. Oh, my gosh. And just made her really insecure and made her feel like she had to get, like, a nose job.

And then also, this is, like, kind of, like, the creepiest part. Like, he would refer to her as a lookalike of kylie jenner because she does kind of look like oh my god ew but why are you saying like oh you look like my sister-in-law like is that not gross like the youngest one too literally the baby that you knew as a kid yes literally it's no he's always he always has such inappropriate things about young girls. It actually gives me a bad vibe with him. Yeah. And she pretty much also gave a nice warning to girls. If you are in your young 20s, again, that's something that you and Tana have said a lot

of times. Just do not be dating the guy who's pushing 40 when you are. No, no. It's not like you're so mature for your age. It's them being disgusting. And you kind of don't know it in the moment. Like you could hear everyone tell you this over and over. And you like don't know it in the moment until you're like out of it.

And it's just like, ew, that was like crazy. And then it affects you forever. Like probably that like stuff about her nose and stuff like that. She said that he – she felt pretty secure in herself at the time. And she texted him a happy Easter text and then his response was, oh, can we get that boob job we were talking about? Like why don't you just take some of that fat and throw it in the back? So also like a BBL.

When did she post this? Was this recent? Yeah. She just posted it I think two days ago. Wow. Their relationship was like back in 2022 but she's speaking out about it now on the Sweet and Salty podcast. Wait, that sounds so familiar. She's not the one that talked about Jesus.

No. Sweet and Salty. That was Avery Woods, I believe. Oh, okay, okay. I was supposed to go on, I think I talked about this before. There was a show called like Hater. Do you remember that show?

No. And my sister. Yes. And they would be confronted. Wait, yes. Yes. And it was like H8. And I was supposed to be on there for Scott to Sick in 2012. Oh my God. and my sister yes and they would be confronted wait yes yes and it was like H8

and I was supposed to be on there for Scott to Sick in 2012 oh my god yeah what a throwback we were supposed to go to the Century City Mall

where the pink taco was and I was gonna confront him or he was gonna confront me I think I was gonna confront him and um we were supposed to go

film that day and we were like waiting for the car to pick us up or whatever and then my psych test came back and I didn't pass it so they were like oh we can't do this because you said you saw shapes or something and that was the one where it was a bubble test and I didn't there was like 100 questions so I just like randomly filled in bubbles

I didn't even answer the question so I remember they were like oh you didn't pass the psych test so we can't like you know have. I was like, all right. Probably for the better. I wonder if he ever did one. Because I think Kim Kardashian did one. It was like 2011 or 12. It was like a long time ago. And what was the premise again?

It was like the hater would just confront and just air everything out, right? Yes. I had to go approach him at the ball. He was going to be eating. And I had to go approach him. And look, I was just on LA Casting. And I was like, are you a hater of any of these people i didn't know like half the people i was like i guess scott disick like i don't know and so i like just said that because you were

gonna get paid like 800 to go do it and then my sister was like my accomplice she was like submitting me to the show because she my sister i wrote the letter for her but i was like she's like my sister hates scott yeah i emailed it i was like i'm callie my sister trisha hates scott disick like she said if she'd ever see him, she'd fight him. All this crazy stuff. Love. Yeah, so. And then they interviewed us. And I was like, yeah. I didn't even watch the show back then. I was like, I hate Scott.

Was it an MTV show? Maybe. Hater. It was like H-8-T-R I think it was called. And maybe it was just like Hater or something. I don't know. Yes, MTV prank show. Yes. Okay.

That's so funny. Mario Lopez hosted it. I blocked Mario Lopez out of my memory. Why? I remember the show. I don't know. I have a vague memory of the show, but I do not remember Mario Lopez hosting it. That's so random.

Yeah, same. Actually, I never watched it, but I was super excited to book it. And then we were literally waiting for the car to pick us up. And they're like, oh, actually. Oh, yeah. Scott Disick was episode two. Was he at the Central City Mall or did they put him somewhere else? Because maybe if he was scheduled to shoot that day they probably found someone like last minute

but how did they pass the test? It was supposed to be the same actually. They read it. Well it was so many. I was like I'm not reading all those questions. And I remember they came back and like the psychiatrist had to call me and he's like, okay, do you see shapes? Do you see this?

Or I think he said I saw animals or something that weren't there. I don't know. I wish that was on your IMDb. That would have been iconic. Oh, I know. You just randomly confronting Scott Disick. It would have been a good one. I needed the money back then, too.

So many lost. I would do that for free. Would you? I would love to confront Scott Disick. You would confront him now? Yeah. Especially in a set up. What would you say? Why are you dating women him now? Yeah, especially in a set up. What would you say?

Why are you dating women so young? Oh, period. Same, yeah. It's a gross pattern of behavior at this point. It is. Leave these young girls alone. Yeah. Grow up.

You're so unserious. You actually disgust me. Tip people because you can't brag about being a millionaire and then be cheap to your postmates, you freak. You are so untalented and you are lucky you had a baby with courtney kardashian because that literally without the kardashians you would be nothing where would you be honestly i have no idea where would scott disick be without having courtney kardashian like you're and you're lucky that these girls are a little misguided and still give you the time of day because really you should be excommunicated from the family

chloe like loves him chloe you're like all the time and then you know they have the little like fake romance going on where they make weird flirty jokes but and i love i like chloe i do like chloe and she really has a poor judgment like she really is just like and i'm sorry if you're watching i i feel bad because like i do like them but then i like i wouldn't be in a skips campaign yeah that push get back in the entrance open that should open that up. It's been there since Christmas. Pushmas, yes. It says Merry Pushmas.

I was so excited to get a push. You know I love a Kardashian. I love the Kardashian girls. The men are just awful. Yes, I like Kylie. Even Kendall. I'm kind of coming around on Kendall. I like Kendall.

She's never on the show, but love her. Except to promote 818, which honestly, they're kind of selling me on that 818. You're going to drink it? Kylie with the little vodka seltzers or whatever. I'm like, damn, they're kind of selling me on that 818. You're going to drink it? Kind of with the little vodka seltzers or whatever. I'm like, damn, they're kind of selling me on it. They did look good when they were in Vegas. Yeah. I do like them, but these men, they got to go.

They've got to go. I know. How can they not find one good man? I don't know. Like, not one. I don't know. It's very odd. I think he's their security guard, right?

Isn't he like the FBI or something someone said? I have no idea. I think he literally, and I'm not just- Allegedly, he's their security guard, right? Isn't he like the FBI or something someone said? I have no idea. I think he literally, and I'm not just... Allegedly, he's... Allegedly. So he's not CIA, but he's an asset for the CIA. And if you look, he sets up all the shots. He's at kind of the beginning of all the shots, and then he's out of frame.

So he's always securing the areas, I feel. I feel like, honestly, I would want to... I didn't marry my security. He passed with Justin Bieber and other people that passed away. He randomly was just looking back at his past with Justin Bieber and other people that passed away. He randomly was just there. Justin Bieber passed away? No, other people that passed away. Why did you say it like that?

He's been around. Wait, but what was his connection to Justin Bieber? He was handling him too. Okay. So, and he's always with Chris. And I think it's smart, especially when you're worth that much money, get a CIA adjacent, allegedly. What if he's not?

What if he's literally just a random guy? And everyone's like. He loves Chris Jennings. Then it's smart, especially when you're worth that much money. Get a CIA adjacent, allegedly. What if he's not? What if he's literally just a random guy? Everyone's like, yeah. Then it's really random. Then it's really random. I mean, he's been around for a while. He seems to be sticking it out. So that's good, I guess. Oh, my God.

Oh. And they have a lot of gay friends, too. I guess they're all just happy to be there, just telling them whatever they want to hear. I know. But damn. There's got to be someone real in that, you know. No, I don't think so. In that gaggle of gays.

I think when you're just that famous, you just go along with it. You're just like. I guess. Whatever you guys say. That does kind of lead me to, I didn't know Raya, you could look for friends on Raya.

And I think that's my new ticket. Are you on Raya? No. How do you look for friends on there then? My friend, Cassie, she's lesbian. And she was saying all these girls that she has been seeing on raya like bb rexa and like all these girls and but they're like oh but it just says that they're looking for friends and i'm like wait that you can look for friends on raya i'm texting bb rexa right after this i'm like do you want a friend we used to text and she was like so close to coming on and

when she was going through her stuff with her ex and I was just like I love her and Kim Petras was on there too looking for friendship and I'm like wait why aren't I like literally just setting my things

like girls and friends girls only yes and I'm like I think that's my ticket did you try try to get on it no I have to get the referral my friend said that

she can give me a referral but I'm like this is a game why did no one tell me how did no one tell me that you can look for friends? I guess that's real. I guess she probably knows. She's on there. Yeah.

Because I was like, oh, did you match with Bebe Rexha and Kim Petras? And she's like, no. It said they were just looking for friends. And I'm like, huh. Why can't she match with them? Well, she's looking for love. Yeah, she's serious about finding a girl on there. I'd see you be friends with Andrew Garfield.

I would set it to just girls. I'm not, I don't mean. I think you could do a bro friend. I love that you love the girls, but I feel like you could have a bro friend. No, I really want to, I really want like. You have a girl best friend, me. I know. Why are you trying to replace me?

I just want to grow the circle. Like you're on tour. I got to find someone else to substitute when you're out. You have so many. You have Misha. You have. Like, you're on tour. I got to find someone else to substitute when you're out. You have so many. You have Misha. You have Anna Collins. They're all busy. What do you want?

You are too. You are never going to hang out with someone more than once a month. But that's what I need. I just need to get that backed up. But Anna's with Selena Gomez. Misha's with Chapelle Rond. Like, oh, yeah. So I got to, you know, I got to.

You're busy. Yes. Everyone's too busy these days. So, like, come on. I need a little something. She seems busy too so petrus is probably busy they're probably all damn busy but just like me having one moment a month like me like just getting brunch with one of them once a month that's all i need i'm gonna accept you because you're on a podcast and they're not i know they never accepted me because of that they're like this talks about everybody like so

they'll never because you talk about day one and get banned i would that is the caveat like i it would be so hard for me to not spill everything you know but if i match with like a sydney sweeney i would i would keep her secrets i don't think she's on ryan i don't think so either i saw she was hanging out it was paris hilton's birthday party and it looked like the best party in the world everybody was there everybody was there and i've never been so jealous like in my life i'm really like seething these i don't know i'm just like so envious which is crazy because you're so busy so when are you gonna go to these parties at the beverly hills hotel like literally never but i was like you just want to be invited yes because it was like lisa from blackpink sydney sweeney madeline klein like everyone but you know they're

gonna dm you you're not gonna open it true i just had nevison all over they're going to DM you. You're not going to open it. True. I just had Neveson all over. Save yourself. They're going to DM you the day of the party. Like, it's happening today. Where are you? I should check my DMs. I don't know. I feel like a lot of people get invited to Paris' parties. I feel like influencers are always getting invited there. Everyone was there.

Yeah. Dylan Mulvaney was there. She was walking the red carpet with Alan Cumming. I was like, wow. Everyone's living my dream. Same. I saw Lucas Gage had photos in the middle. He was in a sandwich between

sydney sweeney madeline klein wow and i was like that could be me i do love him i know me too but i've never been so jealous i've never been so jealous in my life i was like that is me in an alternate universe so i'm hoping raya can help get me there i don't know you're gonna attempt to be on it i think so yeah but all my photos would be of you so then they know then like oh that might not help you they might be like oh no she'll talk about talk about us they're gonna gossip it could go either way yeah absolutely not that was always my downfall even just like dating i remember people were like oh i'd like to hang out with you but i feel like you're gonna talk about it and i'm like honestly probably i remember like the guy who had a baby with hallie berry he was like so cute and he he was just like, I just know you're going to talk about this.

So I don't want to like – I was like, well, try it. We'll see. But we've been pretty good at keeping secrets. When like girlies have been talking to you and like, oh, don't talk about it on the podcast. Like cats are when they're like, don't mention this on the podcast. I'm keeping a big secret right now. And I can't say anything, but it's big. Only Moses knows.

And I was like, do I tell Oscar? I was like, I can't. I can't. I want to, big only Moses and I was like do I tell Oscar I was like I can't I can't I want to but I'm like let me keep this secret because if it's when it comes to fruition it's not national security but until it like happens and it's out there I'm literally

not saying anything to my mom like no one and it's the biggest secret and it's just like and it's so hard to not say anything but I feel really proud of myself I was like wow I really I actually was gonna text you

when I texted you on Saturday I almost texted Oscar right after and I was like let me not and I really wanna tell you but I can't this is Broadway all over again

cause you it's bigger I know oh my god it's bigger than Broadway SNL everything combined what

it's big I know. You will never guess. You will never guess because I never guessed. I was literally on the plane to Indiana and I was just like and they're like, you have to film something right now. I think you're in a Marvel movie. I can't

confirm nor deny. I can't confirm nor deny. You'll never guess. You'll never guess. And that's it. Oh, you don't meet with secrets. I can't. Like it's so hard for me. But I really got to just – this one I really need to get. Like I really just need to have happen and then just have it out there, you know.

I think it's good. I think that's why in life too I've – like things have been going good because I always talk about things before they happen. Yes. And I feel like I've been very good at just like letting them happen and what it's meant to be, it'll be. And so, yeah. But feel like i've been very good at just like letting them happen and what it's meant to be it'll be and so yeah but anyways i have been very good so if you have a secret you want to tell me i you have the same yes and same sydney madeline klein any of the girls are raya she's from outer banks she's beautiful she kind of looks like you

actually like she could be your sister thank you let's look at that i doubt that it's probably like sydney sweeney look good like and it's like it looks like you. I think like the three of you could be like it could be like Little Women you know that movie.

No I don't know that movie. Is that the old time one with Timothee Chalamet? Yes. And Scherzo Ronan and who else was in that? Someone else was in that. Florence Pugh.

I feel like you could be the sisters in Little Women. Yeah I kind of look like them. I could be thrown in there. I never seen it. I should. I don't like those kind of old movies do you watch it?

I saw a little hmm I don't know if I just saw clips on YouTube or if I saw my memory I know I never know I think if I see clips

I see the show I feel like I've seen it yeah I think I might have just seen clips but I've seen enough to know the vibe I think someone dies

in it I don't really remember what? I think one of the women little women pass someone dies in it. I don't really remember. What? Yeah. I think one of the women, little women pass away, I want to say. I remember one was sick. I just don't understand why they have to kill movie characters. Like, they can live.

Just let them live. Why do they show them dying and stuff? That's so sad. Like, just, what? I never understood that. I guess it's like the ultimate stakes is death. Like, it does. Does anyone die in White Lotus yet? We haven't kept a hot up yet in season two.

It's the same like format of someone is deceased in the first like five minutes, but you don't know who the body is or. Oh, they do the same thing every season. Yeah, I guess that's the shtick of the White Lotus. Someone is passing away. I didn't see episode two yet because I was working, but that'll be tonight. I will watch it. Oh, we gotta watch it. Are we gonna have time that'll be tonight I will watch it oh we gotta watch it are we gonna have time

to watch it before I leave again I need to watch it I hate not knowing I like oh I wanna know I know you're still behind like you don't know the memes or anything

I know probably when you come back we'll binge it there's no way before you leave yeah yeah when we come back there's like two weeks off

so I need to watch that gotta watch Traitors I've been seeing clips of Traitors I didn't watch that this week oh it was a good episode I know I saw like the that. I gotta watch Traders. I've been seeing clips of Traders. I didn't watch that this week. Oh, it was a good episode. I know. I saw like the ending and I was like, should we just talk about it? Because I feel like I need to.

Yeah, I mean, now is the time. That's true. That's true. Did you see it? I've seen the clips. Oh, you saw the clips. Spoiler alert for Traders. Spoiler alert.

Why does everyone hate Danielle? I think she's a good trader. Honestly, I'm on the same bandwagon as you. Everyone's like, the worst traitor made it this far. I'm like, well, she's the only traitor that made it. So by default, she's the best. Yeah. And then when she collapsed and was crying, I was like, girl, you don't need to do all

that. I'm like, yeah, she does. I believed it. She's like, I told you. That's what I would do. I'd be crying. I'd be shaking. I'd be like, I can't believe it.

We did it. That's a good traitor. I don't understand why people are so pissed at her. I don't know either. I'd be shaking. I'd be like, I can't believe it. We did it. That's a good traitor. I don't understand why people are so pissed at her. I don't know either. I love her. I think she's kind of a queen. I understand. She triggers me in that way, but I'm not sure how to explain it.

Please try to explain it. I need to know behind the minds of the people who are so triggered by her. This is the haters. This is the haters. This is the haters of Danielle. Which is so obvious. I think that's what it is. They just pull you. You know how there's videos of somebody trying to do think i think that's what it is they just they just pull

you you know how there's videos of like somebody trying to do something and it's so easy but they on purpose don't accomplish it that's the feeling it's like it's so obvious all the clues are there just vote her out i don't think it's obvious to anyone it's so obvious because you're watching it at the end it's like of course you're like that's obvious but i'm saying as an audience member that's that's what triggers me i'm like i'm like just i just like that one hair you want to yank out or something you know oh my gosh she's so good she's the show is good because they make us feel that way they make they get us to that place i'm like that's how i would play the game like people are like she's a bad traitor i'm like she's winning like what no like in all the exit interviews no one like says her name like no one has really

said their name and then they'll say like oh the traitors are danielle and carolyn pre this past episode and then everyone's like oh i knew danielle but i'm shocked by carolyn but like you didn't when they asked you who you thought it was you didn't say danielle right right so they act like they know but they yeah obviously she her behavior looks a little insane but if she's insane the whole time then it kind of just blends in you know yeah i think rachel was saying like they didn't show it on camera but like off camera she like swore on her grandkids and stuff like it's like yeah like it's would i do that no i don't think she's the devil amongst us just because she's sworn a kid like she's trying to get money for her kids yeah and

the grandkids what you got to do. She's doing whatever it takes. And it's the division between like the people who watch like Bravo shows and then the people who watch like competition shows, I think. Because like the housewives and like the Selling Sunset girls. Right. But also the housewives are doing like tax evasion and stuff. So it's really not that different. Right?

Do you know a girl named Jen Shaw? She's like in prison. Because we were going to Salt Lake and someone's like, oh, Jen Shaw. And I was Do you know a girl named Jen Shaw? She's like in prison. Because we were going to Salt Lake and someone's like, oh, Jen Shaw. And I was like, who the hell is Jen Shaw? And she like went to prison on the show

because she's like scamming people out of money. Yeah. They're all scammers. Erica James has been allegedly a scammer, like scamming old people out of money. It's like, damn.

So everything in the behavior is not that different in The Traitors. So like, what? It's probably not as bad as scamming people out of money. At least it's a game on that show. Right.

No one's actually getting murdered. That's so true. Murdering is such a strong word on that show. When people say that I'm like that's so wild. Like we're gonna murder

tonight. Crazy. The whole thing is just like it's insane but I'm still rooting for Danielle. It's not looking that good

for her now because I feel like everyone kind of knows but you know we'll see. Did they put a new traitor in with her? Yeah. Who's the new one? Brittany, my favorite. So they're like, we gotta give her

some screen time, put her as a traitor. Yeah, it's a controversial pick because, like, that's Danielle's best friend, but also Brittany knows that she's a traitor, so, I guess. They should have put someone else in there. Well, everyone's predicting Dan, or they at least want Dylan and Gabby to be the last two standing.

They kind of deserve it. Gabby, as everyone is saying, is getting that winner's edit. Yeah, she's always, she's been clocking it from the beginning. She's, you know, clocking all the tea. And then she backs off, though. She's never too persistent. God, I love that Gabby Wendy. I really do.

I really do. I think I'm taking on her personality. And all my TikToks, I'm like, you guys, it's me. Like, I've been talking like her. She makes me feel like she's like a young Jennifer Coolidge. I love her. She's like, I'm just getting over my brown penis. That's so good.

Because I only have my voice this weekend. So I was like talking low and I was like, I'm going to just start talking like her. Oh, my God. I'm going to just start talking. Oh my God. What happened? What? Because I screwed up. Oh my God. That's really good.

I think I want to be her for sure. I'm obsessed with everything about her. I don't know. Clips of The Bachelorette are now coming up but I think it's so iconic. I just, I love her so much.

She's just like, she's so good. She calls him out too. She's just like, she's so good. She calls them out too. She's like, okay, you told everyone you loved them. What the hell? She's so, I love her. She's fierce. I need to get her on ASAP. I just think she's a queen. Me too. Everyone loves her. My photographer on tour is like, oh my god. Everyone loves Gabby. Gabby, yeah.

She's an icon. She's the moment. She should be in Lion King. Little Simba. Does she still do her podcast, Long-Winded? Yeah, she sure does. I love it. Me too. She, I literally am seated for Instagram.

I just sit there and I scroll and I just, just Gabby. Just Gabby. I'll sit there and I'll rewatch over and over again. I quote her all the time. So good. Yeah, I hope she wins. That'd be great. Although I think rewatch over and over again. I quote her all the time. So good. Yeah, I hope she wins. That would be great. Although I think Danielle deserves to win, honestly. I know.

I mean, there's only like two episodes left. Is there? Yeah. We're really close to the end. They gotta get rid of a lot of people, don't they? Well, I think there's... Oh, at the end it goes quick. Yeah, because there's...

Like eliminate a lot. I think there's about... Isn't there like six people at the finale? Yes. Because they're already at like seven or six people. And then at the end, like six a lot. I think there's about, isn't there like six people at the finale? Yes. Right? They're already at like seven or six people. And then at the end, like six to four. Do they like live vote?

You remember when they were like all in that triangle? Do they like live vote each other out loud? I think so. Right? Like with a fire pit or something. There was something that they put on the color change. If they, if they still,

if they think there's still somebody. Oh, there's like another traitor left. God, how stupid was it? Who was was that person it was like trishel c the girl was it kate or mj oh yeah mj so dumb she could have easily voted like ct like ct out she wasn't dumb she was she No, but the thing was, so then they had to do the second vote again. Like, okay, you guys all have to vote one more time. So she knew where everyone's head was at. And she voted for the other person.

I was like, what the hell? Because I think she could not believe they were going to turn on her. Like, she was so in disbelief. Well, at least go with one of those people. Like, you know, go with one of the people's votes. Don't. She split the vote. She, like, gives a three-way vote.

I was like, what the hell? Go with the person that. I'm sorry, that one was dumb. I love her, but that was... Also, I probably would be dumb too on this show. I don't think I would get that show. I always say that to Moses. I'm like, I don't think I wouldn't know what's happening either.

I don't know if like a lot of them knew. Like Ivor, does he know what's going on? Is he still there? He's still there. Oh my God, too boring. No more of those people next season. I read that for tax reasons they had a cast. Because it filmed like the crew is British. I took it to Florida. Yes. You did clock season. I read that for tax reasons they had to cast. Because it filmed, like, the crew is British.

I took it to Florida. Yes. You did clock it. What does that mean? Because the crew is all Britain. Like, the same crew that shoots the Traders UK just goes to Scotland to shoot Traders US. So for, like, tax reasons or something, they. Allegedly.

I read this on Reddit. I don't know how true it is. Oh. But for tax reasons, they have to have, have like one British personality or something in there. That's so random. What does that have to do? I don't know. Is Gemma Collins not available?

Like put her. Get Gemma. I love her. Is she still around? I live her. She is still around. She's a queen. I wonder if she ever did Ozempic.

I feel like that's like the number one comment I get is. Why doesn't she choose Zempik? She's rich. Does she get that comment too? Because she was always known to be bigger. Oh my god. Oh. Lizzo, she's really skinny. She really lost weight. I'm like, damn, everyone is getting skinny. I'm sorry. No, I'm not.

It's one of the eras in my show, the fat girl era. I talk about it. Oh my god. Well, I love Gemma Collins. I would like to see her over. Maybe they have to have, like, specifically someone related to British royalty or something. Or, like, parliament or something. I don't know. Maybe.

It's so random. They're so random. It's so boring. So boring. There's always, like, old white guys, too. It's like, get something else in there. Like, that's wild. A little flavor.

Yeah. I'd like to see Meghan Markle in there. With love. I'm sorry she didn't do it. She seemed like she would do it.. A little flavor. Yeah. I'd like to see Meghan Markle in there. With love. I'm sorry she didn't do it. She seemed like she would do it. She should do it. Yeah. I love Meghan Markle. Do you? I love her. Wait. Is she the one? Which one is she? She married Prince Harry.

She was in Suits. So she is having a new show. She has a cooking show on Netflix. Oh my God. Look at you as a stan of Meghan Markle. I'm a little Markler. I don't know what her stans are called, but sure. Yeah. I'm Markle. I'm Markle. Does she have stans?

It's probably just me. Probably literally just you. The miracles. You were trying to stop the hate train on her. We talked about her before and you were trying to. Me and who's podcast did you do that was telling you about it? Julia Fox. Me and Julia Fox are the Meghan Markle defense squad.

Oh, that's right, yes. She was like, we need to stop hating women. I'm like, what if they're annoying though? Some women are. I don't have to hate on every woman,

but sometimes they are. Some women are, yeah. Especially in Love is Blind and still. I gotta watch that too. Oh, yeah. Some of the girls are. But I do hate

a lot of the guys now too, so I guess it is equality. Equal opportunity. You gotta at least hate the same amount of men as you do women. Yeah. They literally deserve each other. Yeah.

Maybe they're perfect for each other though. Still mates. The girl who was like, you followed me on Instagram. I've seen you before. She didn't. Like she didn't. She was wrong. She was wrong about it.

She lied. And this guy, like I literally set up to look, it was like Squid Game. The music, like I thought they were going to shoot him in the head. Because it was the most dramatic music ever. It was like literally this man is a serial creep like he knew this girl before going in the pods like he faked like in christmas she was wrong she was wrong she checked the unfollowers app to see if he followed and unfollowed her he was not on there ladies not on there let's fact check let's do it like they was they sat him down in the lobby it was literally like

as if if you guys watch Squid Game it was like the rock paper scissors scene where it's like whoever loses gets shot in the head

you know it was very that vibe and I'm like damn this man is devious a devil amongst us and he was innocent I'm so sorry

I forget his name the short king he was very sweet about it but and what did he say he was like no it's okay I completely understand like he was not mad at all did they continue the engagement yes it's

still they're still in there doing so much for what i think they were promoting that up they it was really she did the um an interview after where she was like the producers were like go look at his instagram and see if you recognize the photo but she's like but she didn't want to do that she's like no like i have to I'm going to be engaged, I trust him. I was like, Taylor. She's a Swiftie, so I kind of have a soft spot for her. Oh, my God. Did you change her name?

No, no, no. Can people stop asking me to sing Taylor Swift at the Aeros Tour? Everybody, they would say these songs. Like, what is that song? Like, Taylor Swift. I was like, guys, I know one Taylor Swift song. Maybe they're trying to frame you. Oh, yeah, that's true.

They're setting you up. No, they really do want it. They try to help me because sometimes when I don't know the words, they're trying to frame you oh yeah that's true they're setting you up no they really do want it they try to help me because sometimes i don't know the words they'll try to like start singing it i'm like i don't know but then they'll be like they clock me though i love it my own audience clocks me they'll be like oh there's a whole compilation of you singing taylor swift songs i'm like yeah from 2013 i'm like i don't remember those i can't remember even hamilton they asked me to sing hamilton sometimes i don't know that one either just only shallow and king tutter the only requests i could take those are the only ones i'm I can't remember even Hamilton. They asked me to sing Hamilton's and I was like, I don't know that one either. Just only Shallow and King Tut are the only requests I could take.

Those are the only ones I'm prepared to sing. By the end of the tour, you'll know everything. That's true. I know. I think the one that I was going to get canceled for the most

on my show was someone asked me to sing Lady Gaga, Abracadabra. Abracadabra. You know what? That's all I know. That's all I know. That's a TikTok clip.

They were like, she did so good, she didn't know the words but she still made it to work oh yeah so i was like well i don't know but let me think of how it goes and someone's like it kind of sounded almost like it that's kind of what you just say i was like abracadabra i love magic but i don't know and someone's like it kind of sounds like it i tried and i was like yeah i'm so sorry guys i yeah and then someone requested Adele I was singing Adele for people which song

the one from Glee there's a fire starting in my heart okay I know because Jesse's Aunt James and um Lea Michele's character sang it by the way I have a new obsession I think I found someone even hotter than Jonathan Bailey that I'm like salivating

over and he was on Glee, one episode of Glee. What? Who? And he sang with Blaine. He sang a song with Blaine. God, what song did they sing? God, what song was it? It was a good song, too.

Gorge. We talked about him before. I didn't know who he was, and I'm obsessed with this guy now. Oh, yeah. Oh, they sang Somebody That I Used To Know. Do you know this duet? Mm-hmm. But I'll admit that I was glad it waset? Is that Matt Bomer? Yes!

Oh! Oh! Oh! Are you seeing this? I don't know what we can play. I've never clenched my thighs harder than Matt Bomer singing this. I love that harder than Matt Bomer singing this

I love that you're Matt Bomer wait you just became a stan because of this because of this I saw it on TikTok it was like late at night I was in Detroit

no I was in Toronto I think I even texted Moses like I literally texted him I never do this like an eggplant emoji followed by a water sign like a squirt thing

and I was like I want another baby and he's like what is happening I thought you just missed me I did because all of a sudden I was like feeling clenched i was like oh i was like let me text moses i mean that's like how people feel when they watch it like his voice is singing the way he

like stretched up the way they like circle each other i was just like oh my god and i watched fellow travelers and i don't know i was was just, I was stuck on Jonathan Bailey. I didn't really think about the person he was in the scene with. Now I've got to rewatch that show all over again. Cause I was just like, damn, he's hot. No, Matt Bomer is like perfect human specimen. I mean, actually probably the most gorgeous person in the entire world. I can't even think of him as like hot.

Cause it's just like so unattainably attractive. Yeah. More so than even Jonathan Bailey. Cause Jonathan Bailey is the kind of a little quirky. He's at just like so unattainably attractive yeah more so than even john the bailey because john the bailey is kind of a little quirky he's at least like yes yes sorry guys that's like the worst thing but this guy like i think the first time you introduced me to him and i knew it you're like he was supposed to be superman yes but wasn't casted because he was gay and i was like okay well what does he look like you're like he looks just like superman okay i don't see it now i'm just like it literally looks like the cartoon of superman like he's like a perfect person. Yeah. Perfect face.

Perfect hair. Perfect body. Perfect singing voice. He should have been Fiyero. He's so. This is the one that has the same age difference. He's 77. And Jonathan Bailey was born in 88.

And they played lovers and fellow travelers. He has a husband and kid. Yes. Yeah. And so they're the same age difference as us. You remember when I was obsessed with fellow travelers? So now I'm obsessed with the other ones. And I got to rewatch it again and watch it Yes. Yeah. And so they're the same age difference as us. You remember when I was obsessed with fellow travelers? So now I'm obsessed with the other ones and I got to rewatch it again and watch it all over again.

Because he's, I really didn't even remember him in fellow travelers. I didn't pay attention to him at all. But now I'm obsessed. That, you guys go watch it. I don't know what we can show because of copyright, but I don't know what season it is. Go watch Glee. Glee with Matt Bomer and Darren Criss singing Somebody That I Used To Know. Season three, episode 15 of Glee, Somebody That I Used To Know.

Is that the title of the episode? No, that's just the – Please go watch it. We got to go back onto our Glee bandwagon, babe. I kind of love it all over again. I was like, damn. You were watching Glee in the routine, the night routine I saw or your lazy day routine. I was in original Gleek stand.

It probably was when they were airing like on Thursday nights or whatever. Yeah, you did turn it on DirecTV in your routine video. I loved the little satellite TV. And I would get food from Lucille's before nights or whatever. Yeah, you did turn it on DirecTV in your routine video. I loved the little satellite TV and I would get food from Lucille's before DoorDash. Yes, yes, you have Lucille.

That was my routine because I would go to the mall and pick it up. Oh, it was a real routine. Yeah, it was a real routine. I wasn't making those and I would watch Glee and I, God,

I really did love it. I wanted to be on that show so bad. Chalmerone just said something about Glee. Didn't she say she liked it or something? She was re-watching Glee but then she was annoyed. I forget what turned her that show so bad. Chappell Brown just said something about Glee. Didn't she say she liked it or something? She was re-watching Glee, but then she was

annoyed. I forget what turned her off on Glee. She was watching it and something pissed her off. And then she had to issue a public apology. I think it was maybe to the Blaine stans, I think. She had to issue an apology. She's like, sorry to the Glee fans. I am upset. What did she say about Blaine? I might have to un-stan Chappell

because I love Blaine so much. He had such a sh** ending to theell because I love Blaine so much. He had such a shit ending to the show because you remember like Kurt was so obsessed with him. And then once Kurt went to New York, he was like, Blaine. And Blaine's like, but I'm in love with you. He's like, sorry, I don't really care about you anymore. I was like, what the hell, Kurt? Like Blaine is your upgrade.

Like that is your, that's your prize. And he was just like, no, sorry. Then Adam Lambert came on the show at some point and I was like, oh my God, it's just getting so messy. It's getting so crazy. What was the Adam Lambert? Oh, he was just like no sorry then adam lambert came on the show at some point and i was like oh my god it's just getting so messy it's getting so crazy what was the adam lambert oh he was on drag race i was like what was it suzy too or someone's like i lost my virginia adam lambert i was like yes who are you what cory king is adam lambert stan performs adam lambert all the time like love okay i think they were usually they kind of like lie about the guest judges but i think they were being 100 with this because corey kind of like lie about the guest judges. But I think they were being 100% with this.

Because Corey was like, I do. It was like wet jeans by Adam Lambert for the lip sync song. Corey's like, I do this every Tuesday back home. I'm dead. Like, this is just a Tuesday for me. And she ate. So. That's true.

That's true. Yes. My girl, Kasey, I sent home. I was so sad for Kasey. I was too. She was good. Yes. And I feel like we just got to get to know her when she talked about like

cystic fibrosis and losing her grandmother. And I was like so attached. And then she got eliminated. I was like, wait, but it wasn't her fault that that role was so bad. Like the little song they wrote for that. She was just almost like it was the musical episode and she had like a really good musical performance. Like she was good.

Like she was, but it was like maybe too good, I guess, because everything else was campy. But she was good like she was but it was like maybe too good i guess because everything else was campy but she was just like serious about it i know she was thinking of her grandmother it was the the anniversary of her grandmother's death i know they sent her home yeah what it was such a reality tv thing to do though i'm like damn the lever get michelle she's so sweet i really do't know if it's a good guest judge for that because sometimes

they do have like random I guess I've had some big ones like Hunter Schaefer is huge. But they have that random blonde girl a couple weeks ago who I didn't know who she was.

I would like to be the random blonde girl judge. I want to see Ru at Pride. Oh, then you could do your pitch. Like Harmona Lisa how she pitched herself to RuPaul to be on the show.

You can be like I want to be on Drag Race. Yes. Harmona Lisa also did Me as Drag. show. You can be like, I want to be on Drag Race. Yes. Hormone Alisa also did me as drag. Did you see that? Yes, I loved. And?

I almost cosplayed as Hormone Alisa today, actually, before I even saw. Oh, my God. You would kind of eat. I wanted, because I just wanted an excuse to wear a bob. And I was like, what could I do a bob for? You do love a bob. Because the Glasgow experience,

it just turned one year old. Oh, I saw. I did think of you. And I was like, damn, it's been a year since I've had a bob. You should have worn it for that and then the hormonal release to tie in. Yes. A little like turtleneck with a bob.

I love her. Okay. Well, you still can do it Wednesday. Yeah. I'm going to dress up Wednesday. I'm going to wear my meet and greet photo because I've been doing like these meet and greets and they're like pink. And I was like, I'm just going to start wearing pink to every meet and greet because everyone's

wearing pink. So I'm going to start doing that too. I always think like, oh, I should wear something different, but everyone wears pink. And then they're like, you're not wearing pink. I was like, you're right. So I'll put what I'm wearing for the meet and greets on that episode that day so I'm gonna start doing that too I always think like oh I should wear something different but everyone wears pink and they're like you're not wearing pink I was like you're right so I'll put what I'm wearing for the meet and greets on that episode that day so I can get double use out of them because a lot of times I wear them one time and never whatever so on Wednesday I'll wear the meet and greet outfit but you know who else auditioned

with me for snatch game was um Megami oh from last season I saw that too yeah she had a full video yes it was her audition tape, I think, right? Yeah. I was like, I hope someone every year does me for Snatch Game. And they only aired two seconds of it. I love it. I think it's so funny. And it's so random.

You would be the person I did if I was ever on Drag Race. Really? Yeah. I would love to see your impersonation of me. I think I could do a pretty good job, I think. Let's hear it. It's hard. I'm not good your impersonation of me. I think I could do a pretty good job, I think. Let's hear it. It's hard. I'm not good at impersonations or impressions.

You would know what to answer. You have to go really high. You gotta start really fast. You'll be like, oh my god, I'm so excited to be here. I love gay people. Hi, gays. I love you guys so much. Is that offensive?

Am I allowed to say that? Oh my god, I'm sorry. Don't cancel me. That was pretty good. I do love saying, I love gays. Everywhere I'm at, I'm'm like where's the gays at and then you always question if it's offensive

so you gotta throw that in there a lot too oh that too I did ask they got a little laugh a little that's really good the offensive part

you have to do like the eras of Trish too you gotta do like the sad like the crying moment the mukbang moment you gotta do the whole experience I'd be a different era

I'd be a different era like every question I get I'd be a different era but then they don't show like one. What would be your one if they could only pick one? By one era? The cooking era. Really, the depressed era is kind of the easiest. The crying.

Yes, that's like the easiest to do. But maybe even glam drive-thru era, that's kind of fierce as well. Glam drive-thru? Yeah. I'd love to see glam drive-thru. i did love to see the glam because i'm like rupaul would be like and and again we have trisha paytas trisha how are you doing i'll be like huh trisha what you're on snatch game oh that's a good one acacia tried throwing a humbler and they cut her off yes it was for suzy toots. She was good. She was crushing it.

That would have been my opener. I would have been like, huh? That's a good one. What? Oh. Okay. People do love that line.

I have realized how iconic I am this tour. When I was watching the highlights, I was like, wow. People, they go crazy for like literally, it's like the two first six ones.

There's the one of me on the floor where like there's like the phone just going off in the next room and I'm like just eating chips like listening to it. People like – I don't know what's happening in the world, but I love that they think that's – and it's so funny because you hear it backstage and people are just like laughing their ass off on these things. I was like, all right, damn. It does make me feel good. It's such a confidence boost, I will say that. I feel, wow, it's so cool. Well, I think that's what they've been trying to tell you all those years. But you don't feel it until you, like, feel it.

Of course, you have to be in this situation. I mean, think about, like, 4,000 people just, like, hyping you up, just, like, literally being so mad. Like, I get it. Like, the Northwest, like, sympathy. I get it. I mean, it feels good. Like, it's like, well, they want to see – they want to see as if they could do it because truly anyone can go up and do what I do.

You know what I mean? Anyone can. Oh, my God. It's not – you know, I'm – I don't know. Just go do it is my – Just go do it. Just go do it. Just go put on a show.

It's pretty – someone's like, she needs some risers or something. I'm like, why? Like, I love just love just like walking out there we have bubble guns like that shoots bubbles in the audience like it's just a vibe and you just have to

it's a rush I start off with bet on it I come out I'm like everybody's and everyone's just like oh like people go crazy

I'm out of breath after that one I'm running all across the stage oh it's so fun I wish you guys could be there we'll definitely be at the LA one.

LA's so far away. That's like the end of the tour. I know it is. I was looking at the list yesterday because I was like, which ones can I go to? But I'm like, they're already now. I was thinking about Seattle because I like Seattle. But I'm like, damn, it's close. I'm running out of vacation days.

I'm like, damn. They don't even have LA on here. Oh, because that's the original poster? No. But they, oh, oh, oh, yeah. They need to update that. Yeah, yeah. They're like, LA's not – okay. Yeah, I know.

Why do you want to come to – I mean, love Seattle, but why do you want to come to that I love Seattle. There's whales there. Oh, you'd go see the whales? Ferris wheel. There's a good aquarium. There's good food there, actually. Where?

I want to eat it. It's like, I think Pike Place, I believe is what it's called. It's a little area. It's I want to eat it. It's like I think Pike Place I believe is what it's called. It's a little area. It's where like the first Starbucks is. There's a little street and there's good food there. The bubble gum wall. You gotta put a little piece of bubble gum on the wall. Sounds unsanitary. I asked Toronto. I'm like who's famous here? Who's the most famous

celebrity? You know who they said? Who? Drake. Is he the most famous Toronto? Well yeah. But then they went through a list of other people like the Weeknd is from Toronto. Is he the most famous Toronto? Well, yeah. But then they went through a list of other people. Like, The Weeknd is from Toronto. Is he really? Well, that's more famous. Yeah.

Ryan, don't you think he's more famous than Drake? We love it. Why don't we start with that? I was like, let's start with Abel over here. It makes the most sense for you. I was so excited when I found that out. I was like, what's happening in Toronto? And they said other people.

Oh, I guess Justin Bieber is Canadian. Yeah, he's Canadian. He's from Bradford, I found out. I was like, what's happening in Toronto? They said other people. Oh, I guess Justin Bieber's Canadian. Yeah, he's Canadian. He's from Bradford, I found out. Like Ryan Reynolds, your favorite. No one mentioned him, thank God. Not one person mentioned him. We don't blame him. Did you see... Who was it? Was it Variety

that did the article? No, the Hollywood Reporter. Are they more esteemed or less esteemed than Variety? About the same. I mean, isn't that kind of crazy that they, like, did that whole, like, cartoon and stuff like that? I was like, that's kind of wild for them because it kind of seems like a little gossipy for them, no? Yeah. The cover was slammed. It was this illustrated cover.

It was pretty controversial on Twitter. Blake Lively released a statement about it. Which is crazy. Like, I mean, why does she have to comment – like like she had comments on every little thing like you have to comment on that like it's because it was like a cartoon at the end of the day i mean it was just kind of like you hated it i would love to i bet you did i was thinking about you i was like he's gonna hate it he was like the women has to be the aggressor in this and i was like i don't know at first i didn't get the reference someone's like david goliath bible over there do you know david

i was trying to understand it and she should have been happy that she was the david in this situation why was she the david why was she the david the one shooting the stone he also had one in his hand i was doing i saw a whole analysis of this i know people said that they're like originally it looks like she's david who's the bad one goliath is the giant yeah right so it does look like she is supposed to be the victor in there, but he also had one in his hand. He had the book in his hand. It ends with us.

And she, oh, he had a rock. He had a stone, which is like solid. And then she had just a phone slingshotting to him. I mean, it's kind of like very. So it's a PR attack. Yeah. It's like all she has is her phone, but meanwhile, he has solid stone on his hands. I love the analysis of these guys.

Like, wow, they really go deep. I wonder if they meant it to be that deep, probably a reporter. If they're like, it's not that deep. Because if they meant that, the joint should have been the other way around. Like she's standing here with her phone and he's trying to throw a little stone at her. You know, like that. It's kind of odd because the way it looks. Yeah.

Maybe they wanted to confuse it so she's not feeling well they said it was unbiased or you probably read it i didn't but people were saying that it was kind of not on either of their favors it kind of was more it was basically saying that it's like cultural differences like it was like a lot of cultural differences caused like a misunderstanding between the two was kind of like the overall vibe they talked about his religion behind yes and how right i guess that is kind of the thing is how he's right like tries to come across a certain way and it didn't it's been crazy all the all the stuff i mean that movie really just is kind of cursed huh it's just like so much stuff coming out there was another girl who was like had a lawsuit saying someone was i don't know i could i'm getting all this wrong

because i literally don't know why someone was – I'm getting all this wrong because I literally don't know. But someone was like – someone was basically saying like, oh, you're – like he was basically offering to pay her difference of the rent or something to get out of rent because she's a mom. And she's like filed a complaint against him because he referred to her as like a mom or something. Did you see that one? So it's the girl who plays his sister in the movie. She filed a lawsuit complaining that – basically she got this apartment for her and her toddler while they were filming and then like I don't know she wanted to switch apartments because it wasn't comfortable so one of the producers on Wayfair Studios which is like Justin Baldoni's side offered to pay the difference and he's like well you know you're you're a mom so you should

be comfortable and then so she like sued basically saying she was uncomfortable with him referring to her as being a mom, which is wild. Because it's like, what? That came out, I don't know when that was filed, but it came out recently and stuff like that. I was like, God, this is such a mess of a movie. Who is not, someone somewhere messed up. I don't know if it's Wayfair or Sony.

I don't know who's in charge of it. I was like, what is happening? There's just so much going on. But I think it's just getting bigger, I guess. I don't know. And Ryan Reynolds was on the cover. That's where I was going. I was like, why did we start with this?

He's behind Blake Lively. And then Justin Baldoni's lawyer is behind Justin in his. So in David and Goliath, was there someone that backed them up? Or is that just, you know, Bible? I guess God backed up behind David. But I don't know. I didn't even see those two characters. Just saw her and him. Yeah, I think they david but i don't know i didn't even see those two characters just so her and him yeah i think they were there i don't know maybe someone didn't i don't know the story of david goliath but i remember he told me once when i was high on

xanax in 2020 remember i asked you all those questions i was like who's sodom and gomorrah and who is the sunday bible school do you think it's real that there was a real giant? There's, I mean, even now there's people that would be considered giants. He could play Goliath. Yeah. Do you believe in it? Like as a real thing? Yeah.

I don't think so. But I don't really remember it. I don't know. What But I don't really remember it. I don't know. What about like the Tower of Babylon? Do you believe that? Moses explained to me. I was like, why do we all speak different languages? He said, well, God wanted to confuse them when they were building a tower up to heaven.

So he gave them all different languages so they couldn't communicate. And I was like, that sounds kind of real, actually. That kind of sounds like, because how else would we just start talking different languages all of a sudden? That's true. I mean, that is a good explanation. I wonder if that's real. I really, God, I wish I could have this answer to life. Like, is that real? Sodom and Gomorrah? You know, it's like mythologies. They're like the way to explain something in a more poetic way. I would love to know the language thing it's so interesting how do we all start speaking different languages i love it but also what so you are not happy with it either your team blake on the hollywood reporters defense um yeah i mean to

me it's just kind of like i mean you kind of mentioned it last week with like you know if people are upset about ryan rendles being like oh what everything's okay then you know you it can't be both ways like you can't be mad ryan rendles made a joke about it to like make it like harder and you can't and then you can be okay with like this weird illustration that wasn't it people are saying it's ai which might be even worse i don't know if they didn't really hate it yeah it's like hire at least hire an artist to make that but oh is that yeah yeah but but then one of the same argument before we blake be, well, your husband can make a joke.

Why can't the Hollywood Reporter make a joke? Why is she taking it so seriously? Yeah. But that's what I'm saying. Like you kind of, yeah, if you're okay with one, that's why I'm not, I don't think either is like great, but I'm kind of just like over the whole thing, to be honest. It's just like, I mean, I get it. It's like, will it actually go to court?

Will it all just be in public opinion? It feels like it'll all be in public opinion, but who knows? I wonder if the sequel is going to get made. Now I think for sure. I think for sure now. It's so cursed. Like no one, who would want to be a part of it? Me.

I'll play Blake Lively's character. Me and the guy who played Alice. Yeah. I would be a great Lily Bloom. Okay. I'll bring my own clothes. Fashion Nova all day long. That's realistic.

I'm Fashion Nova style. I would love it, actually. I don't know how it plays out, but I'm sure Malibu could act as the little daughter. It's a happy one, right? It starts with us. We have a happy ending. I have no idea. We're going to act.

We'll put our self-tape i would do it who would direct it me i'll direct it you can't file a complaint against yourself can you i don't know maybe i probably would we probably could moses compared us to justin baldoni and blake leif last week i saw a clip of it i don't't even remember sometimes. I'm like, what the hell? That was wild. We need to get the raw footage of that. Leak the raw footage.

Oh, of the Bridgerton? I should get it, actually. Yeah, we did not haircut. We were just so in our own worlds. Did you have an intimacy coordinator for you guys or no? Oh, we didn't. Damn. Yeah, you're worse than freaking Anora over there. That is so true. I need to watch that one too.

We should have one. I was also the director. I took over. I directed Moses. I remember I stopped everything. It's the first time you ever did that. Well. Which was correct to do because nobody else knew. No one knew Bridgerton. They were like, be happy. I was like, no, I'm about to expose that I am the, he doesn't

know. Like what? Oh my god. You were so like lively coded. I was. I was watching the monitor and I was like, okay, no. Let me redo this scene. Weirdly that McGriddle clip got like 3 million on TikTok. I honestly should just make music videos for TikTok. One clip got 3 million but on YouTube it's like 50,000.

I was like, random. Oh my god. That's so funny never go away please thank you i learned taylor swift song what's taylor swift song would you want to learn like the newer one what got requested i don't even know i didn't even recognize the name of the song oh but like probably a newer one i just know like really old like mean you do sing that really well though thank you i mean my sister did a little taylor's impersonation yeah i feel like it because

someone thought my opening dress was a taylor reference it's actually not it wasn't oh was it just the luxe it's a bob mackie inspired share had the gold version i wore the trish miss version it's like the same thing but i guess it did look like Taylor's. I saw someone point it out. Yeah. I thought it was. Really? Yeah. Although, love the little fishies

because they reverse psychology. People were like, isn't she just copying Aristore? And then now everyone is spreading that you actually originated the Aristore back in 2003 and that Taylor actually copied you. 2003?

What was I doing in 2003? I don't know. That was the explanation. Love it. Love it. I love them. Thank you so much. Yes, I actually originated it.

You originated the eras. That's so funny. It's a good name. It's a good name for a tour. I just can't imagine me out there three hours. My show's like an hour and 15 minutes. Three hours is, I'm tired after that. Like, what is she doing for three hours?

Singing nonstop? She's going through it. Yeah. There really are not that many breaks either for the heiress tour. I have a couple of breaks. I have a couple of video breaks in there because I'm tired. I was like, damn, Taylor. Really out there doing all the work.

Yeah. I think she said she, maybe you can do this. I guess when we work out with Jeff, she said that she'll like run on the treadmill and she'll like perform the whole set. Oh. Like to train to get her stamina up. Yeah. Oh, I'm always out of breath.

Out of breath constantly. I sprint a little and then I stop and then I just – it's a good workout. I need the workout. I did about 8,000 steps every time we were at the airport. See, here you go. I was getting the workout in but I was eating a lot too but that's fine. That's why I'm telling you when I work out, I also just eat so much more because I'm so hungry.

I'm just like, well, I just ran 8,000 steps in the airport. I need to have food. I was eating a lot of food too, but it's good. I don't mind it. We'll get our workout with Jeff Wittekin soon though. Where is he at? Oh, he's going on a tour though too. What's his tour? Oh, yeah. I saw he got a dog. He got a French bulldog or something. Before he leaves? Which maybe he'll take it on the road. Maybe it'll be like a co-headliner or something. That's so funny. Nick Hiccato's on tour.

He's going on tour in like a month. Why was everyone on tour? I don't know. You see me on tour soon. I would gag. I don't know what I would do on tour. Stand up? I'd just react to your videos, I guess.

I'm dead. I do slay a reaction. I love reacting to your videos specifically. That's so funny. I think because I also have good context. I'm like, you guys, you using the um yes to cucumber facial wipes and like this 2014 video and i paused and i was like fun fact you guys trisha still you how do you know they're in your makeup i ordered them by the bundle on amazon i love to say yes to cucumber oh my god it's like

almost like a like when there's a deep like a Blu-ray that comes out or whatever and they have like the actors react, like watch it and react and say like little – Oh. Yeah, like Wicked being like, oh, and here we almost did this. You're like, they're right here. I know exactly where they're at. That's so funny. The little ad-libs.

I love a reaction. Oh, you got to watch it. So where's the vlog? The vlog's not happening. You're just only reacting. No, the vlog's still coming. I love that you have – because I vlogged your Broadway show and you fully started a whole new tour in the span of me editing my vlog.

I know. They're going to be like, you're like the Kardashians a year later. To me, it's almost camp that is so late that I'm like, yeah, well, yeah. I think that's an excuse for you. I'll get to it. It's camp. It is because I'm like – I've had to edit so much for like everything else. So I'm like, I don't want to sit here and edit anymore.

Like I'm so tired of editing. But I've been doing it in slow increments. I'm like almost, I have to do a voiceover. You know, it's a lot of work, but we'll get there. I don't know how you do it. I don't know. You were doing it back in the day too. I was like, damn, she were actually editing.

You did voiceovers and stuff. I hated doing those too. Like this is a lot. I don't know. Editing a routine is so many clips. Yeah like this is a lot i don't know editing a routine is so many clips yeah it was a lot of clips i was pretty impressed thanks i did it back then but my voiceover was just on the mac i didn't have the i could tell you were just like go like you would just keep talking to phil in the footage yes yes and then you could like

sometimes the fan would turn on like it would get hot on my computer and then i just stopped remember that happened to me a lot here too i used to always do it i was like why does that fan keep turning on it'd be so freaking loud and then i'm like how do i not do that i still don't know how to do the microphone i don't know i'm always just plugging it in sometimes i'm like it's too much i just want to do a voice that's why i like tiktok everything's just so easy you edit there voice over there clips are in there already that's why like a live stream we just do it and then you're done that's true yeah we love a live stream you don't love a live stream we just do it and then you're done that's true yeah yeah we love a live stream you don't love a live stream though no i hate it if anyone's just going live like i

don't want people to know where i'm at when i'm doing like that's i don't know it's also just like people ask you anything anything can happen like it's something you know i don't know i like it because it's also like if you run out of something to say you just like read a comment usually a lot of them are funny like people will just say jokes and I'll just read them and laugh. And I'm like, it's almost as if I said the joke, but I just like read someone else's, you know, so I kind of live. Oh, okay. That does sound kind of fun then.

I don't, yeah, I don't think I could ever do it. How do you feel about Hooters going bankrupt? I didn't know they were still in business to be honest. I know the same. What? Where's the Hooters at? Honestly, T. Where? bankrupt i didn't know they're still in business to be honest same so where's that honestly t where is the latest restaurant chain to be filing for bankruptcy um the only one that i have been to is in long beach because it's next to the aquarium in the pacific there's like a

little group of restaurants there's like a bubba gump shrimp house there is long beach yes right next to the aquarium i think there's a chili's and then there's a Hooters. And I remember I went to Hooters because it was the emptiest. Like everything else was so busy. When was this? Like it was a long time ago. And it was still empty? Yeah.

It used to be popping. When I was like 16, I mean Hooters was like the place to go. I was in, it must have been like in high school or something. So it was a long time ago. Yeah. So it was, maybe they weren't popular here. In the Midwest, they were so popular. Really?

Rockford, Illinois, Hooters. Like everyone wanted to work there everyone wanted to go there and be packed what i don't remember the food being good there i did the one on hollywood boulevard i don't know i don't really remember it either i guess the girls were just with their boobs out i guess i did want to be a hooters girl especially back then then That was like The goal Because you probably could meet Someone like rich and Yeah

Because I mean That's how Corinna Corinna Koff Got discovered From being a Hooters girl right Oh my god that's right David like put her in the vlogs In her Hooters outfit

Yeah That's so true Now she's a millionaire so I mean damn yeah She makes a lot of money On OnlyFans That's crazy Or what is she

Is that that Is that how she makes her money I think so yeah Oh She's just traveling the world she makes her money? I think so, yeah. Oh, she's just traveling the world, just living her life. Yeah, I think she's dating a billionaire, maybe still. Damn, good for her. Yeah. Hooters start.

I think Holly Madison started Hooters. Oh, yeah. Brooke, wasn't she a Hooters? Did I make that up? No. I feel like she's too young. Oh, no. She did another waitress job.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Which one? I think she did another Hooters. Isn't there another one, like Twin Peaks or something? Yeah. So that's the thing. People are like – there was a whole thing where it's like it's not just the – they're called restaurants, which I don't like that term for these kind of – Oh, it's kind of clever though.

It is clever. I love a restaurant. There's like a Twin Peaks. There's a couple of them. Let me get – oh, Bikini Beans and Tilted Kilt. And Twin Peaks is like super successful. It has an equity value of $1.2 billion. So it's not like the genre of these like restaurants is out of style, which is kind of surprising.

But it's just I think people think the Hooters branding is just so old that like it's just not cool anymore. It does feel Playboy a little bit. It just kind of feels like outdated. Yeah. Like white and orange. White and orange is awful. The owl. It just kind of feels like outdated. Yeah. Like white and orange. White and orange is awful. The owl. It was like cute for its time and it's definitely not a thing anymore. Yeah. I'm glad it's closing.

They try to do like a PG or like a more family friendly version called Hoot. I'm dead. What was the difference? They wear like shirts higher? Yeah. They were owls serving you food. Oh, that's cute. A little owl cafe?

They go out of business and then you start your own. Okay. Moses, start the hoot. That's cute. We do love an owl. Yeah. That would be kind of cute. That would be kind of everything.

I would love to start my own restaurant, but they seem hard to open. I loved like the Planet Hollywoods back in the day. I wish those would open. Those were like themed Hollywood restaurants. They were so cool. I've never been. You've never been you never went to a planet no oh my god it was i think it was arnold schwarzenegger sylvester sloan there's like oh bruce willis they like owned it and so like they like had all this like movie memorabilia in there

yeah i used to go as a kid all the time i thought it was so cool because you felt so like you thought you would like see them i like weirdly liked arnold schwarzenegger back in the day that makes sense for yeah because because old Hollywood I feel like. Yeah. Yeah, I thought he was pretty cute. There's another sad news. Oh. Well, let's not talk about sad news. Jesus. No, Joanne is closing too.

The fabric store? It's a craft store. It's a arts and craft store. That's random. They're closing all of their locations. Well, who the hell goes to Joanne Fabrics? I do. Oh, we love Joanne. They did that as a PR package.

I do. Every time we do a set, we do something. Oh, you go to Joanne? Yeah. Oh, okay. I didn't know. And crafts and things. It just, there's nothing like it.

So it's like. I don't, like I go in there and it's like just fabric. What? That's all it is. When was the last time you were out at Joanne? We did. The 1000 Oaks across from the Egg Cafe. I don't know why we were there.

Maybe Halloween. I thought it had Halloween decor and there was just fabrics everywhere. That's just one side of the store. That might be the only time I was at Joanne's, huh? That's just one side of the store. They did send a really cute care package to Malibu. There was an arts and crafts thing. Yeah, but that's crazy that they are closing.

Moses shook by the joy of ever closing. Hooters is a little more shocking, but not really. I kind of thought they were kind of done. I don't know what the food is like, but I think nowadays if the food is not good, there's no way it can survive with just a gimmick. Yeah. People used to say the wings, oh, the wings are actually so good. Like people would always say that, but I don't know if they were.

I remember having it and not being like gagged. It kind of was like a TGI Friday. Like it was something you could get anywhere. I love a TGI Friday. Those are closing every year too. Yeah. Those are going out of business as well. There was one in Simi Valley we went to and it closed.

I used to love their mozzarella sticks. Oh, me too. They had a really banging mozzarella sticks at TGI Fridays. Should I have some mozzarella sticks right now? That sounds so good. I kind of just want chilies. I haven't had chilies in a long time. Oh my God.

That can be our next Patreon. Yeah. Wait, are we still being scared? Oh shoot. Our last Patreon mukbangs they've been sad you guys they have oh my god that chicken cafe was crazy that was like a chicken breast yeah you had two chicken breasts although you did i snuck in a cookie you snuck in fries so i know but we should have just had i know that was not good and i had a salad although i did like my salad but you seemed to like it it was okay i mean there's just no pleasure in it you know i that was not good. And I had a salad. Although I did like my salad. Yeah, you seemed to like it. It was okay.

I mean, there's just no pleasure in it, you know. I know. I just don't really get the point of eating if it's not fun. I was like sad after. I was like... Go to Patreon. See the sadness. Well, we did more than just eating. We weren't reacting at the same time. We just had a 15-minute break to eat and it was a sad break.

I'm just trying to plug in the Patreon. Oh, right. We never, we forget that. I know. The Patreon we've been, Moses has been posting on that Loveline. Oscar's been posting on Just Trish. We do not stop, you guys. We're already at the end of that episode. But Patreon.com slash not Loveline or Just Trish.

Go to both of them. I don't, you know. As far as Oscar's Patreon, go to his too. And Moses probably has a Patreon. Canfish Patreon. Go check him, eat some fish there. Whatever you want to do, we're on Patreon. We love you, Patreon. And we keep

posting for you. Bonus episodes will also be up on Patreon. It'll probably go up a day late this week because we'll probably do the bonus episode on Wednesday to air later. So bear with us because I'm a touring pop star and I have a very busy schedule and I come home just for these

and I love them but also a little behind sometimes i just kind of miss it we were like what today was three o'clock when we started shout out jimmy for editing late we appreciate yes we do and so oscar doesn't have to do it remember when you started these crazy yeah that was a dark time when i had to fill in for jimmy when he was i was like wait how did i do this all the time really was it complicated it wasn't complicated. I just like – I think because it's myself. I'm like, damn.

I really – like let me cut myself out as much as possible. Even so now I'm like, I'm annoying. Let me cut myself out. No, people love you. They really do. Like even at Q&As they're always just like – That's sweet. What about Oscar?

Did you see it? I don't know if you saw it. There was a clip on TikTok of me answering these. And I thought I gave a really sweet answer. I was like, oh my God, he's always been there for me. He's been so wonderful, whatever. And then someone was like, how come she never talks about how great a person is and just how good he works?

I was like, I felt like I was doing both. I was trying to give you credit. I was like, you came on as a producer and editor. Now he's really onto your talent because you guys like him. Oh my God. They're like, she only talks about his work ethic. She only talks about him as a person. I was like, jeez.

It was a TikTok comment that said that, not a mean Greek. But people just really. That's so fierce. I know. It's so funny. Oh, my God. That's funny. People love you.

It's better when you do it yourself. Because, like, yeah, it's hard to. Same with me. I think because when I used to post my stuff, I never knew what was funny, what wasn't. You know what I mean? Like, I don't know. It's bad for you because you just leave it all in there, I guess. And then you never know what was funny i think better edited at times

i think that's like has a little more punch to it but there i still that egg video the egg the egg yes it was watch it it's probably privated on my channel no it's up there still and it only was it was cooking cooking scrambled eggs with no milk. Oh, the middle. Parentheses keto diet. Yeah. Oh, because milk is not keto or what? Yeah. I guess milk is not keto. And you were gagged.

You were like, can I even make scrambled eggs without milk? You were like really – Yeah. Were they fluffy? They weren't fluffy. You were gagged by the – like you were just so surprised that they were still good with no milk. Oh, I probably wasn't good. I probably was lying. I barely ever put milk in my eggs.

You just scramble them straight up? Yeah, we've never, growing up, ever put milk in eggs. Mine are so good, though. When I make them fluffy. Not everyone knows the secret. I did make some scrambled eggs the other day. Did you turn the stove on? I did turn the stove on.

Everyone ate them. You ate them. Malibu ate them. Sometimes I really just crave some scrambled eggs in the morning. I should do that more often. I should do that more often because I'm always just eating toast. I should put a little scrambled egg in there too. I'm a pretty good cook in the morning. Do you still make bacon? Moses makes really good bacon.

Oh, okay. I can't do it. I used to do it on the stove. Yeah. Oh. I wish I had some. He sent me Malibu having a plate of bacon. I'm like, oh, I wish I had some of that bacon right now.

It looks so good. And rice. I cooked my own rice. It came I had some of that bacon right now. It looks so good. And rice. I cooked my own rice. It came out so good. Oh my gosh. Wow. Chef Moses. See what you're missing out on?

I know. He was cooking all these good meals while I was gone and I was just having McDonald's every day. And it's like not good as other places. Like in other places, it's just like not the same. McDonald's is better here. Really? Even Canada?

Yeah. Yeah. The McDonald's did not eat really even canada yeah the mcdonald's i filmed myself eating the mcdonald's it was mid but we love it but it just wasn't yeah i don't think they had domino's up in canada oh that is kind of domino's sounds good oh yeah that does sound good domino's pizza yeah they didn't have it up there that was very sad well maybe they do and they just didn't deliver. I don't know. But I do love Toronto. I wouldn't move there. But someone said it's like really expensive and it's cold.

So I was like, I don't know. But I love the idea of going to Canada. They were – everyone was so nice up there. Free healthcare? I don't know. Sounds like something. I don't know. I would like to – yeah.

Dual citizenship? Yeah. Can you do that? Yeah. I would like to, yeah. Dual citizenship? Yeah. Can you do that? Yeah. I would love to run for government up there. Like, they don't really like their prime minister. Well, at least my audience didn't like the prime minister that much. Oh.

Well, it was divided. I kept saying, like, divisive things. I was like, do we like Drake? Half the audience was like, oh. The other half was like, no. I was like, I kept saying the wrong thing. And I was like, oh, you have a prime minister? Do we like the prime minister?

And half of them was like, ah. And the other half was like, no. I was like, oh, my God. I was like, I don't know. What's happening? I kept dividing the wrong thing. I was like, oh, you have a prime minister? Do we like the prime minister? I was like, ah. They're like, no. I was like, oh, my God. I'm like, I don't know what's happening. I kept dividing them up. I'm like, so sorry. Yeah, you got to unite the people. I was trying. Well, I did with me.

That's true. There you go. People were really nice. It was really fun. Family vloggers are moving to Tennessee. Did you see that? No. Wait, what to Tennessee. Did you see that? No, wait, what? Yeah.

Did you see it? Yeah. Brittany Xavier is the latest to move. So she is a vlogger. She has a 17 or 18 year old daughter who's in her senior year of high school. And I think they just had a baby or maybe a while ago. Maybe like they have a three or four year old. And they're moving to Tennessee.

Everyone's moving to Tennessee basically because there's a new law in California that requires you to put a percentage of the money you earn from the videos with your kids in them into like a Cougar account basically, but like account for that. So all the family vloggers are now moving to Tennessee because there's no law there. I believe Illinois has a law like that and now California just passed it. And so anyways, I think it's Brittany. I think Illinois has a law like that. Now California just passed it. And so anyways, I think it's Brittany. I think her name is Brittany. She just moved and her oldest daughter is staying here with a friend to finish high school. And they're like, why would you leave

your daughter behind to go move to Tennessee right now? They were saying there was mold in their rented house. They couldn't rent a house because of the fires and everyone's trying to rent houses and they can't rent a house here. Yeah. So everyone was just like – they think they just moved so they could avoid this new law. And everyone's down – I mean literally everyone moved to Tennessee. They don't have kids but like Alex Warren's in Tennessee. The LeBrant family moved to Tennessee. Like everyone is down in Tennessee. Like it is kind of crazy how everyone's moving down there.

Kristen Cavallari I think is in Tennessee. Like my hairdresser is in Tennessee. Like everyone moved to Tennessee. It's very odd. Maybe there's like better taxes – tax breaks down there or something. I don't know. But I guess everyone's pissed now at the family vloggers that are moving down there to avoid paying their children. It's kind of crazy to me.

It is kind of crazy. I think you should probably. Like if Malibu, she's gotten offered brand deals, like I would give her – like you would put all the money in their account, you would think. You know what I mean? Yeah. Like why would you care if it's a percentage? I don't know.

Who's checking on it though? Yeah. That's true because if it is the law, like who is enforcing it? Right. Yeah. You're not like maybe Google. I don't know. Google.

Because you get paid by Google from the AdSense. Oh, I see. I see. That's the only person you really have a contract with. I don't know. I guess, yeah. The style of your content is family. If it's focused on your kid.

Or you have to mark when there's children in your vlog, right? Isn't that like a checkbox or something? I always just thought it's like if it's suitable for kids. I don't know. Maybe. I haven't posted it. Yeah. Not really.

And most people don't make it for kids because then there's no ads on it. Yeah. So they don't check that box. Family vloggers have always been shady. Anybody still watching family vloggers? Weird. The worst thing is, I mean, to uproot your kids. They have their friends, the school, whatever it is they do.

Well, I guess that's why the oldest one stayed back. Because she's the only one that probably had a say. You know, she's 18. And then people are like, why would you just leave your daughter? Right. And if graduation is so close, just wait for graduation. Right. Like, yeah, I guess the argument was there was no houses to rent.

And they had black mold and they had to get out of there. Sounds extreme. Right. Yeah, he could have moved to like, you know, Thousand Oaks. Make sure there's places to rent. There's something somewhere thousand oaks yeah it was it was interesting but family vloggers are very odd i mean people still doing that is like kind of crazy to me but as far as like the day-to-day life you know i mean they get like vlogging here and there but the day-to-day yeah kind of wild. Yeah. I think the – I saw Ruby Frankie's – one of Ruby Frankie's kids just spoke out. What did she say? I think it was her – oh, yeah.

Her 11-year-old spoke out about the trauma of vlogging and how it ruined her childhood. 11-year-old? Yeah. Damn. Whoa. I mean, that's an extreme case i mean ruby frankie was like literally starving their kids and showing it on camera that was crazy that was probably the one where she forgot her lunch and like ruby frankie was like on camera being like i hope no one gives her food because she needs to learn her lesson i was like you are a psycho where is she i think in prison

right oh she's in prison um i think the court case is happening now yeah because um kevin franke read a statement from their 11 year old damn it the statement's fierce okay she said that when i started getting older i realized that the youtube channel had ruined my childhood but at least i got some money right oh right i actually didn't because my mom withdrew all of it in 2023 what does that mean she had like an account i guess she took all the money she the child added i worked hard for that money i acted like someone i wasn't in front of the camera and i earned that money but i feel like my mom used me for money so even though like she's not even specifically talking about like the abuse it's more of like just like being a performer on camera yeah for

her parent yeah for her mom's channel and then not getting any of that. So it's just that sentiment, you know? Yeah. I mean, there should be laws for that. But again, how does it get enforced? Everyone leaving. It's so funny. Everyone's like leaving.

I wonder why. But seriously, why Tennessee? Why are all the influence going on there? I guess it is because. Yeah. So the Frankie family is trying to encourage Utah lawmakers to pass a bill that would require online creators who make more than $150,000 a year from content featuring children to set aside a portion of it into a trust fund. So that law, they're trying to get passed in Utah as well. They probably should do that.

Oh, in Utah, that's where they're from? Yeah. Probably a good idea. I mean, there's a lot of people. Even on TikTok, there's so many like little kids accounts on there like playing with toys. And like they are cute. Like Malibu watches kids play with toys on YouTube and stuff. But it's like, yeah, where does all that money go?

Because they get so many views. Like that one of that girl and her dad always playing with toys. I mean, they have like 40 million views on theirs. It's like wild. I wonder who gets that money. It's a good job. I mean, it's probably fun. I mean, for the kids to play with toys. It's like wild. I wonder who gets that money. It's a good job. I mean, it's probably fun. I mean, for the kids to play with toys.

I don't know. Maybe not. Malou loves it, though. She does love those kids playing with the little Elsa dolls. It depends. Because you can see with kids, we see it like how their interests are so unpredictable. So the chances are that the kid wants exactly what the parent wants.

Unless it's natural to them, but yeah. And especially with the family, the vlogging family, it seems a little... That's probably worse because it's like you're vlogging their day-to-day life, and it's like, why is there a camera out at the breakfast table? The Ruby Ferengi family, they always had their cameras out while they were eating, and it's probably so annoying. Yeah, and the 11-year-old year old was saying too about like affects her now because like she feels the need for like constantly needs the attention but struggles like make friends now

because she has that constant need of attention and then she like um is ends up coming across mean because of it too so it really messed her up i mean again aside from yeah and not even again she's not even talking about the abuse it literally is just the idea of you know being a performer where'd she get the interview who she she wrote a statement um it was read in court to get utah lawmakers to pass this her dad um read this statement on her behalf wow yeah and that does remind me though because last year there was like a poll and 57% of Gen Zers want to be influencers. So it is like a weird thing.

Yeah. I mean it's such a – it is such a fun job when you make like so much money. I mean – You know what I mean. You should be like, yeah, yeah, kids. Because like it is kind of like the new – like I wanted to be a reality TV star like Kelly Osbourne. It's kind of like the new that I guess. Oh, reality TV star like Kelly Osbourne. It's kind of like the new that, I guess. Oh, I wanted to be a dolphin trainer.

That was my childhood dream. You wanted to as well. I did. I did. It did look fun to wear those sweatsuits. Yes. But then we found out the dark side of SeaWorld. So there is a dark side of content creation as well.

Yeah. I guess especially for kids. It's kind of like a little sketch. But yeah, it's interesting. Yeah, because on one hand, you could make a lot of money as a kid. It's kind of like a little sketch. But yeah, it's interesting. Yeah, because on one hand, you could make a lot of money as a kid. And that's kind of good. You kind of can have it for life. But then also, I don't know, so many people know you.

Yeah. And that is, I guess, a good segue to my last topic, which was Lily Phillips, who is the OF star that slept with a thousand men in 12 hours, is saying that she is pregnant. But there is rumors that she is faking her pregnancy. Yeah. It sounds fake. Yeah. Because once in a while she has, like, a huge bump. And it's like, that doesn't come to, like, you're nine months pregnant.

Yes. And then she was out at a club with friends the other night. Well, she obviously loves attention, so. Yeah. But it is sad. Well, she obviously loves attention, so. Yeah. But it is sad. Like, I don't know. I think when you make jokes about, like, pregnancy and stuff, too, especially she's 23 years old.

She's not JoJo, you know, being, like, a teenager. Right. Making these, like, jokes and stuff or, like, trolling with, like, the pregnancy. Isn't JoJojo 23 i think when she really was doing it she was yeah it was a couple years ago i thought she just did recently didn't you just tell me she did like not to the same extent like she did the belt like this was like three two years ago where she like was sticking her belly out and like me pretending

to be pregnant but also did not specifically say i'm pregnant whereas lily phillips she posted an instagram oh announcing that she's pregnant yeah that's bad yeah where at least jojo was like still bad but like trolling yeah leaving it ambiguous but lily phillips posted on instagram two posts where she specifically talked about how she's expecting maybe she has that hopefully she has because that's a why that would be kind of wild to like just make up but she obviously just also likes attention. Yes. And then someone who claimed to be her publicist, it was not, like, fully confirmed, released a statement saying that it was for her, like, role play. She was role playing pregnancy for her job because it is, like, a fetish. But then she was asked by TMZ when she was out in the club like are you really pregnant and she laughed she's like yes and then one of her friends was like she's pregnant with my baby it was a girl so they're just like being stupid yeah i don't like this

person's story i don't like that she gets attention like i just kind of hate it all around yeah it's getting worse and worse and again like at first because it started with the hundred men in one day and i was like i don't know and then it became a thousand men in one day. And I was like, I don't know. And then it became 1,000 men in 12 hours. And that 1,000 men thing is done? Yeah. And then she was on stiff socks. Does anything good happen to stiff socks?

I don't know. Oh, no. But she was like, she talked about how she didn't want a kid. But she was like, it would be a lot of guesswork if I had a kid because I slept with so many men in one day. So it seems like she's really on this trolling bandwagon. But you know better than anyone. Trolling. I wasn't trolling like that.

I know, I know. But trolling in general usually doesn't. Yes, yes. I need to write a book called Don't Troll. Well, maybe a catchier title. Death to Troll. My titles are bad, as we've discovered on Patreon. Do Not Troll is the name've discovered on Patreon. Do not troll

is the name of the warning. Do not troll. Do not troll. It ends it doesn't end good for anyone really. It ends with trolling.

Ooh. There you go. Wow. That's a good one. Get Justin Baldoni to direct it. It ends with trolling. I like that title. That's a good one actually. There you go. Yeah. Don't do it. I like that title.

That's a good one actually. Yeah, there you go. Yeah, don't do it. Don't do it. Because even – I think I'm a troll that's made it out of – under the bridge. But I do think it's at what cost. I think people still consider me a troll sometimes and you're kind of just stuck with that forever. So especially this poor girl.

Like she's going to be stuck with this forever. And it's just like she's going to regret – she is a thousand percent going to regret this like later on in life. You know what I mean? Which like sucks and like nobody wants to hear that. I was 32 when I made my sex industry star introduction and I, oh, I regret it so much. Oh, like I have like nightmares. I have like literal nightmares about it. I like shake about it.

Just like stuff I put out there. I was like, damn it. Like I really, really like literally Google like how to scrub the internet of this. Like it. Just like stuff I put out there. I was like, damn it. Like I really really like literally Google like how to scrub the internet of this. Like it's kind of I don't know. It's such a I literally like wake up and shake thinking about like my daughter seeing some stuff and I don't think it's necessarily bad

sex work. I just wish it wasn't me doing it. I was like, damn. And I think this is like really extreme and like that's your whole brand. And like mine did too. I said such stupid stuff that I wish wasn't my brand back in the day too. Like I had sex with the whole baseball team or something. Like that stuff is like really extreme and like that's your whole brand. And like I did too. I said such stupid stuff that I wish wasn't my brand back in the day too. Like I had sex with the whole baseball team or something. Like ah, like that stuff is like ugh. And that didn't affect me until literally like this year, this past maybe few months. And it's like, I don't know, almost like PTSD. It's like really sad. So I feel like she's definitely going to regret it. And it's like I really don't

think any amount of money is worth it because I was thinking like, oh, maybe she's making a lot of money. I don't know if any amount of money is worth it because i was thinking like oh maybe just making a lot of money i don't know if any amount of money is worth it i don't know it's kind of i don't know maybe some people are okay with it there are some people who do you're just like this is my lifestyle this is what i choose i have no regrets so maybe but very few even like lana rhodes and stuff she's like damn you know yeah and i think too it's like the mr beastification of as far as like having to keep upping the stakes like it's not even just regular so it's like extreme text work you know yes oh yeah it's like the ultimate like degradation of your body because you're putting yourself through so much and she's yeah the way she's talking about like pregnancy and all stuff like that it's just like kind of yeah it's also it's like bad physically and now

karmically if you're just like trolling with pregnancy yeah the stuff she's saying is like wild and like it's gonna be a lot of guesswork when like people deal with that all the time and it's not cute or funny it makes me sad that makes me and we talked about it before and it made me sad even with 100 guys i was like oh it makes me sad like her eye was all red yeah she was all like i don't know a shock value i think that's like a dying breed of entertainment. It's kind of like Howard Stern used to be like a shock jock and stuff. But it's like, it's not cute. Howard Stern is another one that I regret so deeply being a fan of.

Oh my God. The fact that I went on TV because they do show that highlight. Should I actually take it out where I'm like, I just love Howard Stern. Oh my God. It's so embarrassing. When I see like clips of him, oh my God, it makes me hate him so much. I was like, what a piece of it's so crazy like I remember watching him and the Anna Nicole interview and like watching it again like on TikTok I was just like what like a piece of and I feel like he never

really like fully apologized for the way he treated women like he was diabolical to women to Jenna Jameson to Anna Nicole like to the pretty women to the not pretty women like he was so awful and he's so disgusting and I was like and I feel like he's changed now and he's like woke or whatever, but God, he never gave like an apology or anything. And the way he was with Anna, like just constantly like basically just harassing, pressuring, pushing her to like be on the scale and like talk about her weight and how she's heavy and fat. I was just like, I hate him. So anyways, the whole point of that is like the shock, the shock value is like not shocking anymore. It's like a nineties thing that like died. And I just wish these girls would be like, huh, I guess you just got to try and like do what

you got to do, but it's just not worth it. Like money or like your mental health. Like I really thought I was like fine with it. I was like make jokes about it, but I'm like, it's really, if you guys don't know, like I try to close my – well, it is in the process of being closed. No one can sign up. But like it doesn't shut down right away. You have to wait like – they sent a thing saying like, you know, you have to wait until the last subscription stops or something.

So no one can join but it's still up and it's been giving me such like anxiety and I like hate it because I try to take it down fully, like delete both of them fully like in November of last year and it's just like the fact that it's like still up is like making me ugh and like I think I think May is like the last day but again no one can like join it's just like ah so frustrating or it's frustrating too that it's just like I don't know like I said the good thing is they do let you withdraw consent from it so like people can't post it but like other people you collabed with, but yeah, that story just makes me sad. And I keep seeing everyone talk about it and it's just like,

oh God. And not all bad either. Like some people obviously like joke with it or like, you know, I saw Maury like tweeted, like, I don't want to do this, but turn me to test or whatever.

Yeah. I don't want to fire that social media person. I mean, I get it, but also like the social media people are wild. Carl's Jr. tweeted me an apology. Did they really?

They tweeted. Did you see it? They're like, anyone who orders a plain burger is a red flag. I was like, I feel personally attacked. And they're like, oh, well, sorry, we're making an exception for you. Oh oh I thought it was for the

no ugly girls eat Carl's Jr. oh well I would like an apology for that too Carl's Jr. that's wait what what did they say exactly

it was like an old quote um god it was from like the I forget what year like 2012 or something it was like um no one wants to see a fat girl eat a burger

or whatever talking about the commercials that's right apologize for that actually Carl's Jr. Maybe they were lumping it in there as a whole thing. Like, got me here. I'm just a blanket apology. Yes.

I will. That's right. Okay. Now I have beef again. No pun intended. No. No pun intended. Love Carl's Jr.

Did you see my troll for you this weekend? No. I did a little trolling TikTok for you. Oh, my God. Wait, I'm so excited to see you. Yeah, it was at Soundcheck. I was like, okay, we're going to record me singing for you guys or whatever. And so I posted it.

I was like, thank you so much, Indianapolis. It was a great opening night. And it was like 30 people in the theater. And everyone was like, is this all that showed up? I was like, I immediately thought of you with Camila Cabello. And so many people are like, wow,

that's it. And some people are like, it's not about the people that show up. Like, I would be hyping that. Like, so many people

just like go into it. It's so funny how people just- That's my title. No one showed up today. No one showed up. Everyone- Wait,

that is a good title. Every single person, it has like 4 million views. Every single person was just like, wow, that's it. Oh, this tour is going to close every single person it has like 4 million views every single person was just like wow that's it oh this tour's gonna close quick I was just like

people are what Drew and I was dressed up so it does look more like a performance than like a band one but I thought I thought that was

it's so funny because like all those went viral like the JLo one and the I think it was Nelly too like it was the sound check and everyone's just like this is crazy it's my favorite part they get hyped i would perform for 30 people probably has well yeah i definitely have for sure i don't know if it'd be financially responsible

of me to do it but you never know it might be a wedding and they pay you six million dollars well i'll do that maybe not like not like dubai or something oh I guess it's fine no India was in India oh yeah I wonder if that guy is still getting married remember that guy who had all the weddings was bringing everyone

like Rihanna and Justin Bieber they were like the richest family I would do it for them I would love to go to India it would be a dream to go perform there

okay yeah it'll be done and done a cute troll is fine everybody but just be more oh yeah there you go yeah or no one's no one's hurt

or offended right yeah and you're when you're calling yourself i think that's okay and you yeah what's this specifically for me yeah i'm thinking about you because i just thought like who's gonna believe this i was like i guess oscar oscar might have and you're pretty smart too if Trish Crave tweeted it I would believe it Trish Crave's in Quaggits I believe a Crave I think the Craves are coming somewhere this weekend

one of the Craves is coming to Denver Trish Crave was at Adam McIntyre's show wow all the Craves are crossing Adam Crave was there someone was at my show they're craving

they're craving Craves are craving there was a girl at my show that was gonna set up a Ben Crave and I was like oh who is Ben they're like Ben Verde I was to set up a Ben crave. And I was like, oh, who is Ben? They're like, Ben Verde.

Oh. I was like, damn. I thought it was Ben Platt. I was like, oh, okay. That makes sense. I would love if there's a Ben Verde crave. There's just too many craves happening. But I love it.

A lot of people who came from Trishmas came to this show. I love when people just come back. Because that means it's a good show. You love a returning guest. That's the ultimate compliment. Because, you know, you're paying money. You're coming out. You're waiting in line. It's cold.

But it's more than a show because from everything I've seen, it's like for people, it's the getting ready, going there, meeting. Like you're surrounded with people that share something you like. Yeah. So suddenly it's just an amazing space to be in. And then so many people I saw after go together and eat. Yeah. So suddenly it's just an amazing space to be in. And then so many people I saw after go together and eat. Yeah. There's a super VIP at the beginning and they make friendship bracelets. Remember at the Christmas one they were making ornaments.

They make friendship bracelets. They have like a hundred friendship bracelets. I have so many. And then they get these cute little gift bags. And in the gift bags is a manifestation journal. And it's like, oh, I should have brought it. It's so cute. It looks like we should like sell it.

It's like so much good quality. And it's in this little plastic bag and it has the manifestation journal and a Team Trish hat. And it's like, oh, I should have brought it. It's so cute. It looks like we should like sell it. It's like so much good quality and it's in this little plastic bag and it has the manifestation journal and a Team Trish hat and it's cute. And a lot of people bring their boyfriends. A lot of people bring their sisters. Wear your florals. Come on. No, it's really like wear your pink sequins. Everybody's in a Fashion Nova dress and I love – Fashion Nova needs to give me a raise because everyone wearing Nova dresses, including me, I wear one every meet and greet. Crazy. I wear like identical. So I'll let you guys know what I'm wearing to the meet and greets if you guys want to match because I love a matching moment.

But this was fun. It feels weird to do it late. I know. I can't believe we used to do it at this time at the beginning. Oh, right. When you worked. Yeah. It's so much fresher in the morning.

Yeah. I feel like we're rearing to go in the morning. Yeah. I don't know what we talked about today to be honest. No one be offended because I don't remember anything. I never. Oh, I feel like we're rearing to go in the morning. Yeah. I don't know what we talked about today, to be honest. No one be offended because I don't remember anything. I never. Oh, you're becoming me. I apologize in advance. I remember nothing. People

remind me of things all the time and I was like, oh my god, I don't remember that. But I always will believe you, which is also kind of scary because you could tell me literally anything. I'd be like, alright, I probably believe that. I love it so much. I'm like, all right. I probably believe that. I love it so much. I love you guys so much. This was great.

And we'll see you. You'll see Oscar on his live stream. Oh, yeah. You'll see Moses on his TikTok. And you'll see me at the Arizona Church. I really feel like my life is touring at this time. That's all I think about. It's all I'm – you know, I love it so much.

So we'll see you on the next tour. No, I'll see you think about. I love it so much. We'll see you on the next tour. No, I'll see you before that. I'll see you on Hot Topics. Come back. We're going to do a Hot Topics before we go. It's going to be even better. Okay, we'll do it. What was that? It just sounded like you just came up with it.

Oh, yeah. I think I did. Or did we have it scheduled? Or is it in the books? Good to see you, Moses. I like the shirt. Or did we have it scheduled? Or is it in the books? I don't know. Good to see you, Moses. I like the shirt. Is that new? A little fish, a little crab. It is new. A lot has happened since you left.

I've never seen you in that shirt. It's new. Oh, it is new. Where did you go shopping? When I went to Target, I saw this shirt and it was like... Really? That's a good shirt for Target. Look at this.

Oh, you got fish. A little canned fish. Oh, I love how fish is all of our brands because I'm just like fish. You love canned fish. Oh, yeah. And I like fish. You have fish. Yeah, you got fish. There's a little canned fish. Oh, I love how fish is all of our brands because I'm just like fish. You love canned fish. Oh, yeah. And I like fish. You have fish. Yeah, I have fish.

Yeah. He likes them alive. I like them in a can. Yeah. You are a fish. You like them alive? Yeah, like as a pet. Oh.

Yes. And I am a fish. All right. Have a great one, everyone. It's hard to say goodbye after so long. It is hard to say goodbye because I feel like I want to give more. So come to the show. Yeah.

I'll give you lots. And don't be afraid to come to the last show of the weekend because we did our fourth show last night. It was our second night in Toronto. I gave it so much. I gave it my all because it's like the finish line. It's like, okay, it's like a sprint and you just want to give all. I was out there for like an hour and a half last night.

I was just feeling myself. So come to all the shows. They're all amazing and they're all different because I have no idea what I'm going to say ever. And none of it's rehearsed. I just kind of go out there and trot along stage. All right. I love you.

We'll see you guys soon. Thanks for watching the podcast. It's because of you. I'm on tour and Oscar streaming and most eating fish. Bye guys.