Just Trish - Sep 25, 2025

Episode Date: September 25, 2025

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But there's nothing like, don't be a fat pig. That was something they made up with gluttony. Yeah, you know what I mean? Like, they're like, seven deadly sins gluttony. And I was like, there's nowhere in the Bible that's like, don't eat. Like, that's so weird to me. Fat Bear Week.

But like, gays are animals, not confused. He is 29 years old doing this. You know what I mean? Like, I get it. I'm not about age-shaming influencers, but it's also like, do we need to be doing these pranks with Big Justice and his dad? Her name is Trish.

She's got the fish and all the gossums, filthy, rich, pretty, and pink. Hot Topic Queen and says what everybody thinks she's just Trish. Yay! Hello and welcome back to Just Trish and super excited. Oscar is back! Yay! It feels like it's been so long. long. Ten days. I was like, will she even recognize me? I know. I thought that too. I even

was like, do I text you? I'm telling you, even when I'm gone for a week and for most, I'm like, do I know you? It is giving that. Yeah. It's so weird to like, you'd be gone because it just doesn't feel like. I know. And then I thought that you might not like, you'd be like, is he going to come in today? So that's why I sent you a lot of memes. I'm like, let me do. Yeah, that's how I knew we were feeling better. I was like, okay, I don't want to bother you. Like, if you're like sick or whatever, I never want to bother you. So I literally telling Jimmy, I'm like, did you hear from Oscar? maybe make a thumbnail just in case because I never want to bother you. But then when he sent me stuff, I tell that to Moses all the time.

I'm like, okay, he's good. He's good. He's good. He's good. He's good. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, that's how you know. You know how to get me.

Same thing with Moses, too. If we're ever in like, I wouldn't say a fight. If there's ever a little tension or whatever, if he sends me something on TikTok, I'm like, okay, he's good. I'll tell you know. Yeah. We had a literal beef on Monday. If you guys watched the podcast Monday, I was so excited for steak talk. Can I share the story?

It's like funny now, right? Yeah. Okay. I mean, it ended up with a success. Huh? The story ended up with a success. It did. Before we get into the story, I know it's riveting and you guys want to know, but real quick,

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And also go over to patreon.com slash just Trish. I do not have the headshots yet, but we have headshots of the month. Me and Oscar do bonus videos every week. And we also do extended podcasts. So go over there. You guys can see the chaos of last Monday's episode or this past Monday's episode when my mom came with the RVs. It was chaotic.

It was me and Jimmy's just like there was a lot. A lot was cut too because we phoned for an hour and ended up being 30 minutes. So I know Jimmy edited. Maybe we'll do an unedited, edited version, too, for you guys. We need a deeper cut than Patreon. I want to know what he cut. I was like, I don't care. I'm just like, I want to know because I feel like we weren't like too crazy, but we must have been.

Maybe we'll send it to TikTok. Somebody will have Lennam mentality. Yeah. That is so, it's so true. I know. It's so funny. But go over there, patreon.com slash joshosh if you guys want to see all the bonus goodies. So yes, Monday we had, yeah, we never really ever get into things.

But I, you know, I knew my period was coming. I was saying that because I was, like, craving Arby's. I was craving, like, so much food. And I was, like, so hungry. And I knew it was coming my first period after my birth. And I knew it was coming. It did come the next day, which makes sense. You'll understand why.

I was like, man, I'm just being, I was being a little cuckoo. But I was so excited for the steak talk. I've been thinking about it. We prepared for it. So I prepared for it five days early by asking blinked up to bling up an A1 sauce by Monday. And I'm like, I need this, not sponsored by A1, but I'm like, I love A1 sauce. You know, I put it on mastro steak. It doesn't matter what kind of steak.

I put it on. And so I was like, can you bling that out by Monday? So she had five days to bling it out. So I had that prepared. I put a rush order, paid a rush fee. Then Sunday, which is usually just family day, I had Moses go out and get like the biggest steak. I'm like, go find the biggest steak you can because that's what I want Monday.

That's what my Monday. I knew my glam was going to eat. And so then we did the podcast. I got a tomahawk steak, which I've never had before, never cooked before. Never cooked it. It's here. It's like this size bone with this size steak. It's really flintstones.

Yeah. We thought it was like a five pound steak. because it was like, what, like 30 pounds? $140. Yeah, it was the $100. Yeah, it was a crazy steak. And I was, like, so excited. And we talked about it during the podcast.

I was like, I can't wait for a steak talk after this. So I was like, let's order a snack during the podcast. That was the whole idea, too, because usually me and most go get tacos afterwards. I was like, let's order a snack now because I know we're going to have the steak right after. So we finished a podcast. We did eat a lot of Arby. So I was like, okay, you're waiting like an hour to cook the steak or whatever. And you did.

You took it out. Then you like, oh, it has to marinate for an hour. So I was like, okay, that was like four. So I was like, all right, five, you know, when you cook burgers, it takes like 15 minutes. So I was like, okay, maybe it'll take. And I thought you were going to do it on the grill. So I was like it probably take like 20 minutes or whatever. Then you're on the phone.

But no, you went to get a lot of tickets. Yeah, I went to go get a lot of tickets, yes. And then. Well, the steak was marinating. But then I came back. No, it was in the, I think before. I only started when you came back. Okay.

So I ran out going to get into tickets. Because you were here. Because then suddenly I look at the thing and I see like, oh, it needs to sit for an hour just to even out the temperature. So when it cooks, it cooks well. Because I was nervous. I think this is where both of our perfectionism meet. Because mine was like, I want the steak to be perfect for her, you know, to cook perfectly.

And you had in mind how you wanted to. And I said it in the podcast. You had in mind how you wanted to look. I did clarify in the podcast that I wanted to be outside. I said, this is my vision. And I said this rewind the tapes to me. I said it to my sister. I said it was most of the room.

What I'm dreaming of or what I'm envisioning is doing it like outside on the teal table because she always does hers outside. I said my vision is to be on a picnic table outside with our, gorgeous mountains behind us, the scenery. Like, that's what they do. This is director, Trish. Yes. Because if you watch, the number one steak talker, Katie Church, she is outside.

She's always outside with like a gazebo behind her. And it just looks bougie. You're just like eating this big steak in the middle of the day. Like, it just looks super bougie. So that was my, always my goal. And so, yeah. And then, so we're marinating the steak. But then it was, you were on the phone.

But you're never on the phone. And you're on a phone call for a while. And I was like, okay. No, but that was wild because the timer was going on. Okay, okay. Had nothing to do with the timing. Something happens where it's like. Like, it's about...

But then I look at how, you know, when you cook the steak, it's like to get... She doesn't like raw or medium... You like it more medium well. But for this I said... So it takes much longer. No, but for this I said, medium rare. I said it's better to be a little pink so it doesn't look like it's like charcoal, like char-boiled. Well, so you're not bloody.

Again, not bloody, but like that means we would have had as is. It's bloody. No, no, no. If you look at the videos that people that have it, medium rare, it's bloody. Well, then it cuts like 615 and Mo's like, all right, I'm going to put it. I'm going to, I'm going to, I'm going to pans. sear it now and whatever. It's like, it has to be in the oven for an hour before I pansear. I was like an hour at 615. I Google. I'm like, what time is sunset? Sunset is like at 655.

And Moses is like, well, it's already going to be dark by 655. The sun setting is right now. So I was like, so there's just no chance of me in the stake right now. At that moment, it was already like too dark. And then Moses goes out at like, well, anyways, I'm, I'm annoyed. I'm annoyed. And I'm annoyed. And I'm trying not to be like awkward in front of gas. Even if it's my mom. I never wanted to think this is like an issue or anything. Because there's just not. There's no issue. And I know there's no issue in the moment, but I can't help myself because I'm just

like, oh, by the way, you should also know that I kept that wig on. So we finished filming right at three, three on the dot, because that's when we have to go get our kids. Like, it was like, three on the dog. So I was like, okay, we got to go. And so I kept this wig on from three now to six, 15, so three and a half hours, which Moses knows, I take this wig off. You know.

Yeah, as soon as it. Yeah. Patreon, you're going to see me without a wig. Like, I have to take it off because it, like, squeezes my head. So I'm sitting there in full glam with the kids. And it's extra glam. It's glitter with the kids, too. So, right?

So Moses is, like, preparing the steak or whatever. So we have all three kids and, like, you know, they're just, like, fighting for your life, trying not to have them touch the wig and stuff like that. And so then when I found out, like, this isn't happening, I'm like, you know what? And this is how I handle my trigger, my, what do you call it? Not triggers. What do you handle? Like, how I handle my meltdowns these days.

I know I need to just leave the room. I can't cry in front of kids. I don't want to scream at Moses. Obviously, I don't do that anyways. But I just, like, you know, that was my go-to in the past. So I just, I'm like, I just need to go away. And luckily my mom was here so she could like watch. I'm like, I'm just going to go upstairs.

And so I go upstairs just like have a moment, have like a half hour of myself. As I'm going up the stairs, I was like, do you want the steak? You still want the steak? I was like, no, no, I don't need it now. Like I don't need it now. Like I don't need it now. Like he knew, like, whatever. And then I come back down and I smell the steak cooking and he's like, do you want the steak?

It was like, what time? Like seven o'clock now. It's pitch black. It's pitch black at this point. So Moses goes outside and starts trying to like find these lights and turning them off. And I was like, but it still looks pitch black. Like you're not seeing the sunset. We always make it work.

We always make it work. And it looks actually pretty because I put new lights outside. It looks pretty. So in my mind, I was like, it's going to look beautiful. And then he's like, don't you want to go eat outside with the lights? And I'm like, what? So the coyotes can smell this piece of meat and come get it? I was like, no.

I thought you said they're friendly. Yeah, well, they are. If you have some meat outside. It's not a aesthetic. I don't know. Someone wants to see him grab this meat next to me. it's always around Thanksgiving when you know you throw away the turkey into the they always show up they always show up they can smell they're gonna smell this big

stand on the bone I can protect her you know it's not like oh my god and then I was like yeah then he said that he's like well I can come like protect you and I'm like no I'm doing solo though I need to be solo in the shot like Katie Church's fiancee always cooks it and then she's solo in the shot so I was like no that's it anyways I was I was annoyed and I was like again trying to hide it. My mom's literally in the middle. She's like on the couch. Moses standing by the door. I'm over here. I'm just like, I better go so you guys don't fight. I'm like, mom, we're not fighting. Sit down. Like I was just like, because I did not want her to leave thinking we were fighting. So I was like, it's fine. It's fine. And then I do start to tear up as I do or whatever

like that. I don't know. And then I check, good thing we have cameras all over house because then I check out the little app and I'm like checking to see where Moses is. I see him in the playroom. I see him upstairs. I see him going up to the bed. So I was like, okay, he's not eating the steak. So the steak is just left abandoned in the kitchen. And I felt bad. I go out there. It looks delicious. It smells so good. And I am hungry because we had Arby's at around noon and this is now 730. And I am hungry and I was like, gosh, I don't want to waste it. And I was like, this is like, this is the moment. Steak talk is the moment. This is happening currently. It's like all I talked about. It's all I thought about all day. So I was like, you know what?

I'll get the steak. I cut the bone off. My mom's like, why would you cut the bone off? Like, she wanted me to hold it. They cut the bone off. People cut it off. People cut it off the bone. She goes like, you should just hold it by the bone. I was like, that looks crazy. Even when I try to like cut it. It was like juicy, the bone. And I was like, okay, that's like not going to work. So I plate the steak myself. I take it in there with my A1. I do it in the, I was trying to do it in the kitchen where I do my bolognais, but the kids were being like loud. And like, I could just hear the comments on TikTok being like, go, go be with your kids. Because like, Melu's screaming in like a happy way. She's like, ah, you know how she does. And I was like, I know

someone's going to come. So then I go into the little playroom where you were, but now Moses has gone. So I was like, okay, it's safe to go in the playroom. And so I go in there and I eat my steak. And it turned out like really good. And then I text Moses. Well, actually, I didn't text you. I looked at my TikTok or something or Instagram you sent me. You sent me a TikTok within those minutes that you were up in the bathroom. It said 22 minutes ago you sent me something. So I was like, okay, he's not mad at me. So I'm like, let me take a picture of this. Be like, look, I ate it. Here, come eat the rest. Whatever, which you didn't eat the rest. I was so sad about it. But I was like, yeah, I don't know why you didn't. It was right there.

I like warm food. Once food is cold, I don't eat it. I know. That's very me too. But steak is different. It was only sitting out for maybe like 30 minutes. I mean at that moment I was over it too So it was like Were you mad? No I mean so then when you did the TikTok I was like okay you know I'm happy Because that was the goal

Like for me I cooked the steak I put so much energy to it like two and a half hours Of cooking it and to make it perfect And then so the fact that you did it And then later on when I saw the TikTok Which is now at 3.2 million views It was worth it It was worth it inside

Because most like he would show me He also came to show me Look there's people inside eating the steak And I was like, no, no, that's not how Katie Church does it. I need to be outside. But she was like, when I look at that girl, because I was trying to figure out what's the aesthetic for this thing. And she's like, it's lunchtime.

And she's like, it's so hot outside. Oh, my God. I'm eating the steak and it's hot. Yeah, that's the point. I'm like, well, that's lunchtime. We added a dinner. And it's like to get stuck earlier. I was very clear that I wanted the sunset because sometimes she said sunset.

Look, it was worth it. It was $3.2 million. I ended up did feeling like, am I the, I, on Reddit? Okay. I literally was like, damn. It was really good. it looked fine inside

I Moses love steak Malibu loves steak and at the end nobody was eating it but me and I only had like the bites you saw

I had like five bites of it and it was this $136 steak and everyone who loves steak in our household including my mom she'd like you threw it away

because my mom loves leftovers she like I she ate the corn dog by the way update she ate the corn dog five days later from Disneyland and she showed it to me

yesterday Jimmy I'll insert it for B-roll with Arby's fries and I was like oh my God so she was gutted when I said

we threw the steak out I think Moses told her because she's like, well, I thought he was going to eat it or something. Did you tell her we threw the steak out? No, I thought you should have taken it. She thought you were to eat it because I was like, oh. Still, there was so much. You could have had half of it, whatever.

I know. So we ended up wasting this really good. And then I did feel, I did feel guilty. I felt bad and sad and, you know, we never, we never, this is the first time we're talking about it because we don't result. Like, there's nothing to resolve. I just was like we were fine the next morning, but I just, there was a lot of tension. I think that was the most tension we had of this little steak gate we had.

I know. Big mistake, you could say. Oh, good one. And it was. Did you think, like, yeah, you're like, oh, damn, we messed up a little bit. We didn't get the, we didn't get the timing, right? Or were you just like, whatever this, you know, at any time I cook it? No, like, my mind is occupied 110%.

Like, it doesn't have space to think about anything other than the moment. Because it's like, because mind you, I'm making the steak. I'm also making food for Elvis. And she has to eat her dinner. Malibu has to eat her dinner. Like, I'm doing so many things. I don't, in my mind, just like you think about aesthetic, like this has to be perfectly. This has to look this way.

I think this has to taste this way. Like, it has to be perfect. And I like rosemary and garlic and the butter, you know, like I'm doing all those things. I'm not thinking finish it faster. I'm like, do it perfect. So I think that's what I'm saying. We clash there. Like, I want this take to be perfect.

You want the aesthetic to be perfect. But I do realize everyone just so they know out there that I am. the asshole in the situation. Just like Moses made me bullenies last Thursday, and I'll just be like, I hate when they're long. I like them when they're tiny meats. I'm like, why are they worms? Why are they worms in it?

He's like, well, the guy was coming for the pool fence. Like I thought, like I just had to get it done quickly. So I do feel bad afterwards. I'm like, you're right. But that's not how I talk. Huh? That's not how I talk. Yeah, you made it sound like shaking his boots.

Yeah. Yeah, sometimes. I think sometimes you like over-explained things to me because you feel bad. Oh, I explain. Yeah. I explain because it is a mystery. Like, why in this time? Like, we make it every week.

What happened? Yeah, because you used to do the worst. I was like, well, the guy came, we were making a fence for the pool for the kids. And he came exactly that moment, you know, and like the noodles are already boiling. The minute the noodles are done, you have to serve the food. So he's out there. I'm like, dude, I'm cooking dinner right now. This is the point from here to here.

You do it. See you later. Do you understand? I mean, I have food issues, though. You know, I have like so much issues with food. Like, if I, like, it's, even last night, it was so late. Like, I get, like, so mad. like I get so mad and it's like an issue I have it maybe it's mental illness or maybe it's

something with my food that like I get I get so annoyed if it's not like how I plan that day to go I don't know how to explain it like you know like if I if I plan for like a bet on a day and it doesn't happen or like something goes awry where we don't get the food I wanted I mean I feel it when let's say let's say we're driving somewhere far and we're hungry we want to stop and eat food and it's hard to find a spot as you're driving on a highway it's hard to find the spot to stop. And sometimes an hour can go by and we can find and we're hungry. But even that I plan out. No, but I feel at that moment, I feel it. Oh, you feel it. I feel like, okay, I'm starting to feel like angry about finding, yeah, like. But that's why

I plan it out. Like when we go to Vegas, we know we're shopping in Victorville for Arbys. Like, there's five Arbys in that location. Like, we know the bar still has an Arbys. Like, and it's not sponsored Arbys. We really do stop for Arby's every single way. Same thing with Palm Springs. There's an Arby's off the thing. Like, I plan those out so we don't have those moments because I get like weirdly like angry like in that moment too like I don't get angry about anything these days I really don't like I really like you said I'm so occupied with like kids like I forget when I'm like annoyed by someone but it's like a weird food thing and again I have someone who like literally is like my private chef like my husband and I'm just like wow why am I

being such like a like I can't control it like I truly get so mad and angry and I'm just like I don't know and I know it in the moment that's why like I have to hold it together but I just get annoyed I'm just like, I don't want to eat it. So, like, for like a half hour, the steak stack because I was like, I don't even want to eat it. He's like, you don't want it at all. I was like, no, I don't want to eat it. And last night, too, it was like 8.30 by the time we had my grapefruit and eggs, I don't want to eat it. But then I'm so hungry.

So then it gets to be like 9 o'clock and I go eat the eggs. And then I'm pissed too because it's like not hot anymore. And then I'm annoyed. And then everything is just a show when it comes to food if we don't eat before 7.30. Because what, what happened is like our schedule changed. Now Elvis goes to sleep when we usually eat. Yeah. So it's like everything changed now because she eats, bade, goes to sleep.

And that chunk of time is usually when we make food and we eat. She used to go to sleep at 5. Yeah. Now she's like 7.30. So it's like this weird. We're still adjusting to that to get. Because I don't like to eat that late either. It's late.

Oh my gosh. It was. Yeah. It was a nightmare. But I guess in the grand scheme of things, it's not that big of a deal. And I too realize that. And if that's the worst of my problems, I guess there is. Right.

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just trish use the code at checkout to get 50% off any single item plus that free shipping and a rush processing we love you so much adam neve thank you for sponsoring today's episode well since you were sick and you were i guess upset not i guess upset oops sorry oh get you guys a gift did you say sorry too himself is this a shared gift yeah yeah oh is it fudge happy. Wait, do I know about this? No. When did you get it? It goes with, okay, by the way, it's heavy. It goes with the wig debate today too.

Moses is like, oh, you're doing Corella today? And I was like, no. And then Oscar walks in, oh, it looks K-pop. Bingo. I got it off Amazon, 24-hour turnaround. And, yeah, it was a K-pop wig. It's supposed to be just in general. I think it's, I mean, you won't know the reference,

but I think it's a character named Luna Snow. I mean, Callie will know. I know. Well, she's from the game Marvel Rouse. Oh, no, I don't know. I mean, it's, yeah, that's how I knew. Yeah. I don't know if you can see her from there, but. Period.

Well, it did not come style like that. Shout out Tony for making it work, because it was a $20 way from Amazon, and it looked like a mollet when we got it, and then you styled it really cute today. It looks fierce, yeah. And synthetic, I love it. It's for 20 bucks. It's like my cheapest wig.

Oh, my thanks. I needed something outlandish. We shot a whole, before we even started the podcast day, we did a whole brand deal this morning in a different location. We came in right when you came in at like 10, 15, and they're like, we need something like outrageous wig or something like that. Literally the mood board was like Ice Spice and Troy Bolton, me. And I was like, okay.

I was thinking I'm going to blow out like they want, you know, classic Trish and like, no, we want something like that. I was like, okay, so I literally like had 24 hours to find like a crazy wig. You're the only ones that would have that mood board with those two. Yeah, it was literally, it's me as all the characters. So it's me as Troy Bolton, me as Ice Spice. There was other wigs. I can't think of what was the other ones.

Oh, the teal one I wore one time. So they were like crazy wigs. So it's like, okay, let me find a crazy one. to go, but this is giving Corella now that I'm holding this. So I was like, oh, okay, should I open it? Yeah. Am I ruining it? No, no.

Are they feastables? Whoa, thank you. I hope it's something to eat. No, no, it's not food. I'm sorry. It's not food? Babe. It feels like a gold brick or something.

Whoa. What? What's your say? Anthropology, rock collection, a thousand dollars. Mine says that too What? Did you make the sign? What?

Did you point out the sign? No, this is... Is this the first break they threw at Stonewall? Is it? Wait, what? Oh my God, I'm so confused. You don't know? Is it the break they threw at Stonewall?

No, this is the newest thing that they say now. I got it to match you. I got you the more round one. Here's the more squirish one. Okay. You know? I have no idea. Have you not been online like that?

Is this like a, is this a hot topic or a joke or are you building us something? No, this is the new thing that they sell now. Anthropology. Is this like a thing, anthropology is selling a thousand amount of crystals? Oh. Okay, Joey Grysuffet tease. What's Jerry Gerset? He loves a thousand dollar crystals.

Right. So maybe he bought. I'm assuming, okay, I guess this is his way of like segueing to a hot topic. I'm assuming anthropology is selling crystals for $1,000. Or it's just like rocks that are $1,000? Rocks. They sell rocks. Like you walk, there's a rock collection.

Are these from this collection or you just went outside and got a rock? Well, I'm not going to disclose that. But is this from anthropology or no? We can just give us that. I don't think they know. Okay. Clearly this is Moses. Just enjoy your gift.

It's very clean for you. Did you just pick it up outside? They're very clean. You didn't see when you came to the laundry room or was washing something in the same thing. No, I did not know. Oh, this bit was really planned. And with the savvy.

Customs sounds wrapped? Double wrapped. Oh, you have a whole. That's great. I thought it was like candy or something. We didn't eat this morning, so. I did not eat this morning, which is a really bad. I literally said that when we got out of the car.

I was like, I didn't even have a little snack or anything. I had nothing. He's like, well, you eat after. I'm like, three hours from now. I'm like, that's crazy. Okay. Okay, well, thanks, ma'am. I love it.

I don't know if that helped me get out of a bad mood, but thank you. I don't even want to throw it over there. Okay. Are you keeping it? Yeah, we just throw it. And it's kind of sweet. Yours is kind of cool. It is, yeah.

Well, I was trying to make them, you know, personal. Why? Yours is more round and pinkish. This is more... Square. Square. And it's kind of like a more architectural, you know. Okay.

I thought maybe you could use it as a stent, put one of your trinkets on it. Oh, that's a good idea, like a little, yeah, the boo-boo shelf or something. Okay, work. I thought it was a gay thing. Always, always something. That's the gift. Rainbow aboos and a stone from stonewall. Okay.

Any other things you want to add about the anthropology? Do you like it? You're there for it, or do you think it's silly? I like, I mean, I like rocks. So they look like that. They don't, they're not, yeah. They're not like pretty crazy. crystals or anything.

No, no. Just regular rock. Is this on TikTok? I would love to know where you found this story. I need to know. Oh, yeah. It's in the news. Who's suffering it?

Okay, it is on TikTok. I see. Yeah, a thousand. Oh, okay. So a guy surprised his girlfriend with a $150 rock. And she opened it. Oh, okay. I see.

But I see the reference, because it's the same, similar packaging as what Moses did. Yeah. Okay. And what was her reaction? She loved it? No, she's confused. She's puzzled. Okay.

Just like we were. Jimmy cut this for TikTok. We need to put this on TikTok instantly. Yeah. Oh, hers got 11.8 million views. Ooh, I'm not kidding. Let's put this on TikTok. See what Moses surprised us with.

No, but then they actually started putting it in the stores. like they kind of got in on the joke anthropology do they also sell clothes yeah yeah I think I saw some cool anthropology clothes I was thinking like maybe should get into this but it's really expensive huh it's like 300 bucks because the joke is that they have overpriced home trinkets you know like way overpriced and then

they're actually a thousand dollars some people there's things like there's a deer sculpture that's like $3,000 oh my god they have all kind of things like that and I saw some videos that you know the wife was showing her husband and son of rock she like people got upset like visibly upset well yeah if you spent a thousand dollars on a rock is crazy but like you said didn't joey you get those big crystals back in the day we're there's more than a thousand yeah we have that huge crystal we got for our wedding i mean that's

a couple of thousand dollars oh yeah that was gifted to us i mean people love their rocks i like crystals well they have some power to them i don't know if these rocks have power but they're cute pet rock back in the 80s they had pet rocks they would sell so all right i love it i'll put eyes on it that'd be cute but then malba might play with him that hurt somebody might drop on someone's feet or something like that sounds a little dangerous but maybe just put it back in nature where you found it yeah with eyes i guess you can put some eyes on it and put it out there maybe it'll scare away the coyotes yeah okay i see so it was all okay okay now i understand Okay, it was a prank that they spent $150 on this rock, and then anthropology to get in on the trend, did a little gag and put rocks for sale for $1,000.

But were they actually being sold? No, it was just a joke, I see. Well, that's sure we're going to say it was like, we're going to put on pushmark. Oh, yeah, tell your mom. Okay. See if someone wants to buy it. All right. Well, you know, put some eyes on it, and then maybe we'll see, put a little glitter.

Who wants to buy this rock? Remember, I know we asked for so much, I'm how far are we in? You remember? 25 minutes. I remember Shane back in the day would put, like, his drink, like used a, like, diet rupee on eBay, like, as a joke, and then people would, like, buy it. Do you remember this? No.

Did I do it with him? I really can't remember, but I just have a, like, a memory. Maybe we did put up. like an empty Gucci box and like he maybe put up a A&W root beer drink by him and people like actually bought it but I think we ended up donating the money I think I did it with him I can't remember but it was crazy because people like like spend like a thousand dollars or something on it it was wild and then I think we ended up donating it or something I can't remember I once had a water bottle from Britney Spears but my friend Rebecca gave me as a because I think she was at the gym

and she left this water bottle and then my friend Rebecca got it and then gave it to me as a for my birthday. And it was really drinking by Britney Spears. Yeah, because they lived in the same area. Did you keep it? I saw it on my, it came up as a Facebook memory. And I was,

and then I was, I got, yeah. So I kept it for a bit. I don't know where it is now. You don't think you still have it? No. Someone probably drank it. Honestly, gee.

Like that's crazy. That's actually really cool. That probably worth a lot. I know. I guess it would have been hard to like authenticate, I guess. Like if I were to sell it or whatever. That's true. She had to do like video of Brady drinking it and then her grabbing it.

Yeah. Yeah, that's the tricky part of anything of authentication. But you saw The Rock here. It's a real deal. Yeah, I guess if we sign it to or something. But it's giving me Shane vibes from like 2017. I think we did that. So let's not sell a rock.

Or was it like, I don't know, it doesn't matter. Who cares? But love the start of this hot topics because the rock is everything. Cook it. Oh, like the wrestler. The Rock is cooking. Are you said that we're still here, that we haven't been raptured? That was going to be my hot topic on Monday.

and I didn't think anybody would care. It was the hot topic. Was it? Yeah. So I talked about it on my steak talk. I was like, well, if the rapture's happening, we're going on. Can you imagine if you were a raptured mid-Tick-Tac. It felt like the end of the day is that night.

Yeah. Yes, I was all about rapture TikTok until I wasn't. Until I saw the one with the woman and her child. Did you see that one? No. Literally a three-year-old. Like, there's no way. Even if I were telling Malbu, this is a.

bit this is for TikTok. I still don't think she would grasp what was happening, but I highly doubt that this was this woman's attention. She filmed herself telling her daughter that, like, okay, tonight you're going to go be with God. I'm going to see you soon on the other side. It was so scary. I was like, what the f*** is happening?

Like, it's one thing to think of rapture is happening and you're just a little cuckoo, nothing to, like, involve your child and to like say goodbye to them. Like, okay, I'm not going to see you anymore in this earth. That child, I'm like, first of all, I feel bad just long distance. Obviously the eruption didn't happen, but that, like, mom being long term when the,

Because this always happens, right? Raptures come up every, like, 12 years. Everyone's like, okay, the rapture is happening today. Why do people think it was Monday? The lore to this is actually fascinating. Tell me. It makes no sense. They thought it was going to be September 23rd

that Jesus Christ will return to Earth and take true believers back to heaven. It came about for this particular date because of one YouTuber. I always starts with a YouTuber. Someone's starting rumors. T, yeah. Joshua Malakala from South Africa, he

posted a YouTube video back in June and he said, I'm just a simple person, no title, I'm not an apostle, not a pastor, not a bishop, I'm just a believer. But he said that

he had a dream in 2018 where Jesus came to him and said on the 23rd and the 24th of September 2025, I will come to take you to my church. And he understood it in context of the 2026 FIFA World Cup because Jesus in the dream also said that by June 2026, the world is gearing up towards a World Cup,

but there will be no World Cup in 26. I don't get it. What do you mean? So he posted a YouTube video that he had a dream in 2018 where Jesus came to him and said that it was going to, on the 23rd and 24th, they will take people back to heaven. And then there's going to be no World Cup in 2026. So that's how he like figured out the date specifically.

Oh, I see, I see. He had to be 2025. Did he post the video in 2018 or he posted it recently? I think it was just back in June, this past June. Yeah. And then randomly TikTok uncovered it and went wild with it, which is crazy. I'm always so curious about like where the source of the. TikTok trend begins, but...

Usually, they're cult. Usually there's like a cult, and the leader leads, you know, there's a day. And the world. Scary. That's usually the case. No, but sometimes, too, as we know, like internet rumors also come literally out of nowhere. Like, literally the Queen Elizabeth thing back in 2022 came literally out of nowhere. Like, there was no tie, no nothing to us in like the UK.

And I was like, how do you just make something out of, like, thin air like that? That's what was the scariest. I think that was the first time that I was actually scared of the internet because I was like, you took something out of literally nothing. I never said anything. No one said anything in someone. just tied those two together. And that's what's so scary

is people just randomly spread like wildfire these things. Yours makes more sense. Like Queen Elizabeth, like... How? She dies. You're giving birth. That just...

But I wasn't even giving birth. Or about to give birth, right? No. I said I was one time I didn't die later. What if you do a quick Google search? One time to me to give birth tomorrow or the next month. But it's just something that would happen to you.

It's like that makes sense. No. That's crazy. I'm like, yeah, Trisha Pied. I have like... No. This guy at least said something. There was a little.

connection, I suppose, and people ran with it, but... No, Queen Elizabeth makes sense to me. People say things all the time, but that one, with the global consciousness, there was an agreement there, and it sparked like wildfire, you know what I mean? Because people say things all the time, and they don't catch like that. But for some reason, the world thought, yeah, that makes sense. This is what we're going to go with. I don't know.

Well, this one is scary that people are now finding this guy from, like, June, who obviously need some sort of psych evaluation, because, like, what do you mean? Like, why would people start spreading this around? And then, like, what's scary is then, like, the Christians, the scary Christians, because there's some good Christians out there. Like, the scary ones, like, that's why people, I think that's why religion get a bad name because you get these cuckoo people that are just like, God's taking us all back. And it's like, here's the thing, right?

I'm not saying it won't happen, like, maybe, but like, who cares? Like, why are we talking about it? Like, if he comes, he comes, and then, and then what about the people who don't believe? They just left here on Earth or what? Yeah. I guess that's the idea. Or do they get dragged to hell? Well, I think Earth has Earth become, like, Earth becomes like, Earth becomes like,

livable or something so it basically yeah so at the end of the day all the Christians who think they're going to be sucked up into heaven like just be sucked up and let the other people just spend for themselves like I don't even know why we're talking about it like you know what I mean like there's no way to prepare there's no way to prepare because I think like maybe maybe who knows like the world is like how did the world even come here like maybe one day we'll be fine because we have so much tin fish you know we have food for oh we're staying on earth we're going to be in hell not you I'm saying something goes wrong and we need food Okay, well, you're here in Tinfish, hell.

I'm up there having stakes with Jesus, okay? That's crazy. That's why, yeah, I try to believe, because I'm like, well, I mean, if it's, if it's real, great. If it's not, then who cares? Yeah, Tee. Some of it is kind of camped to me. Like, there were some TikToks where there was a girl trying to, like, style her outfits to match with her angel wings.

I was like, that's kind of camp. Was it real? Was she being serious? I think she was being camp. It's hard to tell because then I saw another, like, person. another woman who was like talking about how she was um getting ready to list her house for sale to prepare for the rapture and that's kind of like I can't tell what's a bit and what's not yeah that's dumb because like what are you going to do that money when you're in heaven yeah good point that makes no

sense yeah so and oh there was like another one too where she was like well um she prepared for the rapture it was like I want to lock away anything that's like sinful so like her design or bags and everything, like, she got rid of it because it, like, is the symbolic of, like, lust or not lost, the greed. Greed. Yeah. Or maybe lust. I don't know what she was doing at those bags, but who knows?

I was going to say, the seven deadly sins. Do you, like, go to hell for those? Or those are just something people made up? I don't know. It wasn't on the commandments. Moses, tell us. Was it they are on the commandments? Like, where did the seven deadly sins come from?

They didn't say that I should not have designer bags. It did not say. What did it say? Nothing about that. I think there's something about, like, excess or something. thing or like I don't know on the commandments yeah or even like in the by like in the bible there's the whole thing about like you know idol worship and stuff so I guess anyone who stands like a celebrity or artist like damn damn we're all going to hell it's over yeah I don't

really go by the Bible but I believe the commandments I feel like maybe Moses was on to something not this Moses he might have found something right those seem right like thou should not kill this seem pretty basic right yeah they're not judging it's like that shall not have sex before marriage is not on the commandments is it No. It's not. Period. Just don't kill, don't steal. Yeah. They do say don't steal somebody else's wife.

Don't cover the neighbor's spouse. I should have to memorize these. Respect, you know, respect your parents. But there's nothing like, don't be a fat pig. That was something they made up with gluttony. Yeah, you know what I mean? They're like seven deli since gluttony. And I was like, there's nowhere in the Bible that's like, don't eat.

Like that's so weird to me. That's odd. Yeah, those are you a vibe by. Yeah. Well, does they steal. It does not say that. I'm just saying you can... No, no, it's stealing it all.

But I'm saying if you're eating and it's all food you purchase or grew or whatever, that's fine. Hot take, I think you should be allowed to steal food. Right? If you can't afford it. If you're hungry, yeah. Like at the grocery store, I really feel like you should allow it to do that.

Yeah. Like, why is food cost money for people who can afford it? Like, I guess not. I guess they do have like EBT and stuff like that. But I feel like they should just give free food to people who need free food. It's a basic human need. even like a, you know? Yeah.

If they can do all this other stuff, you know. Like I know like building that bridge for the animals was good, but I also think like, why don't they give people free food? You know? Why can they do both? They probably could do both. Whoever built that big bridge for a billion dollars in her. Have you seen that bridge?

Yeah, of course. Oh, you drive past it? Yeah. Yeah. It is kind of cool. It's nice because the animals can cross. But sometimes you think like, damn, what was it like a billion dollars to build that, huh? Probably close to that day.

Yeah, I was like, all the people could feed for a billion dollars. Yeah. And for context, it's, it's like, yeah. bridge that goes over like the freeway to allow animals to cross on both sides of the hill for anyone who's not in Victoria County. For the wildlife. It's not specific. And I was like, I was like, oh, that's dumb.

It's good. But that's a lot of money. Because in general, I mean, I think animals are smarter than we think they probably know not to cross the freeway. For the most part, physically they can't. But there's fences and stuff. But they made studies and they figured out, you know, this area and this area needs to be connected to allow them more movement.

It's the Annenberg Foundation. Well. But they do a lot. I mean, they do a lot politically for people, for the art. We should just be feeding people more. I just feel like people are stealing food from grocery stores. And I feel like we should probably just allow something, like a free grocery store for people who can afford it, right?

We're trying to figure out between what was my mom going to do. She can do something for the animals between. Oh, yeah. She likes to rescue animals, rescue animals, feeding the children. But we also feed adults, too. People. It's so expensive. Groceries are so expensive.

It's actually insane. What did we did? Figured, eggs were $10 or something now we discovered, right? From the Lost Hot Topics. Yeah. It ranges. Yeah. How many?

It ranges from $5 to $9. Too expensive for eggs. Yeah. Daryan can't eat eggs anymore. He loves eggs. Why? He got his physical and his cholesterol is too high. What?

Yeah. I feel like he's like in great health and shape. He is in great shape. Like, he did do, like, the body scan, and the results were upsetting to me. Great for him. But I was like, it was just, like, great physical health, blah, blah, blah, blah. Like, the percentage of body fat was so low and everything. But A, he used to vape, and I guess vaping can increase your cholesterol.

Really? Yeah. Over time. That's so weird. I don't know. And then the other thing is, which I didn't know about this until yesterday, because he's been cooking. He's been using butter to cook everything instead of, like, oil. Oh, that's good, though.

That's the good. He's a southern boy, too. so it makes sense, but I was gagged. I was like, wait, you've been used, like, butter? Like, what would he put butter in? Everything. Anything that he would use on the pan, like, if he made chicken. Oh, yeah, does he say it's better with butter?

I mean, everything he was using on the pan with butter. And I was like, you know, you can just, like, bake the chicken. I was like, we don't need a bit. He was like, no, I'm going to. It was a whole, that was our steak ate, I guess. What was this? Last night. Around rapture time.

We're all like, yeah, we're both on the. The rapture was testing us, maybe. Yeah. And were you eating the chicken that he was cooking in butter? Not that. We had it the night before. But you were eating all the food he was cooking in butter. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, yeah. I guess I'd be like, yeah, definitely be, you know me. I'd be annoyed over everything food. I'd be like, what that? But yeah, butter is good when it's cooked. It is good. I just felt, I was like. A little buttered chicken.

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We have been eating, like, postmates and stuff for the most part, because our apartment gets literally, like, 85 degrees plus. Like when we have the oven on, but now that's a little bit cooler We can cook again So he's been cooking for a few days Then I just started the flashback Of like everything we've eaten And I was like

Like what else? What else we eat? Like a hot dog is in butter Like burger Everything that he cooks Oh burger and butter is good that too But I'm like Oh god

Me on my weight loss journey Roe can only do so much Yeah Yeah yeah yeah And the butter too Butter is like one of those sneaky ones Saturated fats and stuff Yeah

Oh I heard that's a good fat Isn't butter on keto Like you can have butter and keto. But I think an excess Right. You guys have a lot of butter. Yeah. I know he's putting a lot of butter in their first because I know him and I know he's just douncing them things with butter.

It is the secret though. Even like Benihanna they just cook everything in butter. That's true and it is right in front of you. Maybe it was inspired. They put like gallons of it on there. There's like more butter, more butter. I'm craving a Benny Hana day for sure. But yeah well, is he's going to stop then? Eggs and butter.

He is cutting himself off from eggs. He's finding a new lunch. now, that's his whole thing. That's so crazy. I eat a lot of eggs. And I haven't really cholesterol. I was pregnant and I had good cholesterol, but, like, I ate a lot of eggs. I kind of think it was a vaping.

I mean, that's the only thing I can think of. I mean, they do say eggs do give you cholesterol, but I eat those yolks and all. I love a yolk. My mom doesn't like yolk. Me either. Me and Lena are. You don't like yolks? No, I like, uh, I mean, I'll eat a yolk, but I prefer a white.

That's crazy. Oh, egg white. Clarify. And they charge you more for egg whites when you go out. Oh, yeah. It's like, you're getting less egg. They should charge you less because you're taking the yolk out. I guess it kind of is a pain to separate the yolk.

I hate separating a yolk from a... I mean, I'm, like, very lazy, and I feel like I can separate a yolk, no problem. Because it's just like, you just push it back and forth, right? How do you separate? I don't. I just buy the egg white separate. What do you mean? They sell it in the car, in the egg white.

And it's already liquidy? Yeah. Ew. That doesn't sound, no. What? Ew. Get an egg. Get an egg and just

toss it back and forth. It takes two seconds. It's a little too much for me. Sometimes when I make scramble eggs for like the whole family, I'll put like if I make six eggs, I do three yolks and three egg whites because I guess it does get to be a little yokey. Yeah.

For the people who don't like it. I do make very good scrimble eggs. Mine are very fluffy. I should make those. I also love a runny egg. My next steak talk, everyone clock it and make a note. I'm going to dip. I see now, Katie Church does it too.

She does the runy, sunny-side-up egg and dips the steak in the yolk. Oh, damn. Daryan would love that. That sounds like a lot of cholesterol probably too, but it sounds so good. It's going to be our next fight if the eggs are not running. They're not running enough. I'm scared because Moses doesn't know how to make.

He's like, I can. No. I just like over heart. No, we texted and I was like, oh, I'll make a sunny side up egg. And next time he's like, I'll make it. And this was after our post beef fight. So I was like, I'm not going to say anything. But you've never made a sunny side up egg.

So I don't know if I trust. Because we usually don't do it here. Because even when I, after I was gay birth, I was craving a runny egg. and you can't have runny eggs when you're pregnant because, like, I guess, like, a risk of salmonella or something. But I was like, oh, I'm craving a runny egg. And then you made the egg sandwich one morning and you're like, I didn't know how to make a runny egg. So that's why I was like questioning how you were going to make a sunny side up if you didn't know how to make a runny egg.

No, I can make a runny egg. No, I remember that morning? I was craving it. And you got the English muffins. And I was like, ooh, I'm craving a runny egg on an English muffin. And you're like, I didn't know how to make a runny egg. No, I just didn't know you wanted it. No, but I think you did

Because you specifically said I didn't know how to make a runny egg Maybe it wasn't runny enough Well, definitely wasn't You did an overhard egg Egg gate Because me complaining about This is cooking that I love actually Well, I had an animal hot topic

That I meant to say When you're talking about the animal bridge Oh So just pretend that this connects Speaking of animals crossing Speaking of a bridge Happy Fat Bear Week Everybody

Do you have a fat bear in your life? I mean, that's definitely a genre of gayness, right? The fat bears. It is because I was telling Jimmy, I'm like, I feel rusty. I don't have any hot topics except for Fat Bear Week. And then he started talking about, like, bears, like gay bears. Yeah. Which is a hairy man, right?

Yeah, like a big, beefy, hairy man and, like, bear events and stuff. And then I was talking about brown bears in Alaska. but that's what I thought I thought you're talking about bears going into hibernation or something yeah what are you talking about here fat bear's fat bear week but like gays or animals because I'm confused

but why are you saying brown bears it is a brown bear because the bears they hibernate in the winter so they have to be they have to eat a lot before they go to hibernation so why is it a fat bear week now because they're celebrating or I'm usually trying to bring awareness

yeah because bears are eating a lot before they go into hibernation so there's an event in Alaska and they track all these brown bears the brown bear population as they gain weight before they hibernate and then you can go like fans can go and place bets on who they think is going to gain the more the most weight and who's going to which bear is going to be the fattest that's crazy I kind of inhumane what do you mean you love it that's actually so mean oh my god they're celebrating especially if the bear is gay is probably sensitive about his

Oh, my God. That is true. Well, I don't know if I love people celebrating me, like, who's going to get the baddest, but what do they eat even? Berries? Like, how do they get so fat? Because you only see bears eating berries. Which bear's eating a berry?

I don't know, like, the one, you know, like, who's the one from jungle book, that bear? Oh. They eat everything. Is that Moogley? Mowgli's the boy. Blue or something. It's his name Bubbleu.

Baloo? Blue? Close. I don't know. Anyways, I feel like Bears, Smokey the Bear. Like, I feel like they're always eating berries.

That's what they're called bear. What are they supposed to eat? They eat like fish and animal. Yeah, I mean, they catch like salmon and the river. You always see the pictures of them like, as the salmon goes down the river,

they're like, oh, Baloo, you are right. Was it Baloo? Wow. I don't even like, we watch the cartoon sometimes I never seen the live action. Anyways, they don't eat people.

Well, they can, I guess What's the, oh my God, there's a little Like brown Flush it down That's the rhyme Like like that Because basically there's black And there's brown

And one of them is deadly One of them is deadly One of them should play dead One of them you should So brown laid down black attack or something That's right Of the bear Yeah I think so

Like the black one might like Chase after you And the brown bear might Oh you're right Okay Was I? Brown lead down If his black fight back

the general guideline for surviving a bear attack, yeah. We just saved the life. You know what? That is actually scary, and I was going to say, irrational fear, but it's kind of a real fear. I've seen, like, TikToks of people, like, being chased by a bear. Like, that is kind of scary.

They're in the mountains, mostly. Yeah. But I see some in the backyard. On TikTok, sometimes you see people, like, a bear coming into someone's backyard. It's like, where is that? Like, Canada. I've been here in California.

Yeah. I've never seen a bear. Have you? No, but I don't really go outside that much. But you live in the mountains. Like, we're all in the mountains, kind of. The mountains of Topanga. I feel like that's somewhat mountain-y, like, Topanga.

There is a restaurant in the Topanga Mountains. Like, there's mountains. Right, but he's not there. I'm by, like, the mall. Yeah, but our house, we're in mountains. We never see bears, have you? He has more chance of running into a gay bear than. See, you can run into a gay bear at the mall for sure.

Yeah. Yeah. At the mall? Yeah. I thought you'd go to a special, like, club to see them. There are gay bear bars, yeah. Definitely in, like, the valley, too. There's, like, a lot of...

Burbank, North Hollywood. Yes. Burbank has, like, a... It's either a bear bar or a leather gay bar. Both, I think. I think it's a bare leather bar. That's... I went there once in...

Yes. I went there once with... I don't know what I was this. Maybe, like, 2016. And I went with a twink, though. Big mistake. Don't go to... When you're a bigger guy, don't go to a bear bar with a twillet.

Wait, why? Because he was starting to set me up, I think. With a bear? Yeah. And also just like... Oh, you guys born together? No, no, no. I was just my friend from work.

And he was trying to set you up with a big bear? I think it set me up in a lot of ways. Like, he was trying to get me, and succeeded and getting me, like, blacked out and trying to just, like, parade me around. To any bear that will grab me. Oh, I see. You weren't like his bear. He's trying to find you a bear. Yes, yes, yes.

What did he want out of it? To see me be messy, I guess. But, like, because he, like, loved you or because he wanted to make fun of you? Like, he wouldn't. You wanted to see you well. This is why I don't have friends, because friendship sounds so awful.

What do you mean for both? Like, I love you. I think this will be fun, but also I want to make fun of you. Like, I don't know. That sounds like friendships in general to me in a nutshell. It doesn't ever sound good. Especially, like, that's, like, the second story

I don't know of a friend being to you. Yeah. Maybe it's like a twinkie, no offense. but like the pretty twinky gay friends, especially in this, like, early 20s, you know. Right, they're the bs. Yeah. It's probably like the equivalent of like cheerleader girls.

Maybe like L.A. Especially like contextually like L.A. Entertainment Industry. Okay. Pretty twinks. Specifically. Yeah. I don't want to generalize all twinks.

Hashtag not all twinks. Not all twinks. Just the L.A. Entertainment industry ones in the early 20s. Stay away from them. I agree with that. I agree with that. I do.

Yeah, I would fear them a little bit. Yeah, so that was the one time I got blocked out was at that bear bar. And did you go home with a bear? No. I think I really lasted like an hour because I got, I mean, I really had one shot of Fireball, but to me that'll do it. Fireball, we'll do it. Yeah.

I love a fireball, though. It's tasty. It tastes like cinnamon. Yeah, I guess so. It is hot, though. Like, it feels hot. He burns the throat. Yeah.

Shout out, Cedric. He loves a fireball. At my heartbreak tour, we always did fireball shots before we go out. At, like, noon. I can't do it anymore either. Shot sound awful. Yeah. Was that the last time you did one?

Fireball? Yeah. Yeah. One and only. Yeah. Because now it's whenever I go out, which is rare. But if I drink, it's just like, you know, the stereotypical. White Claw.

Um, no. I love White Claw. Like a vodka soda. The most stereotypical gay beverage. Is that gay? It's the, like, most basic gay drink ever. Wait, why? Because it's, like, low in calories or something?

Yeah. Yeah. Love that. Love that. I guess I should know that. That's a good hack. I never know what to drink when I go out. It's the most basic gay drink, yeah.

And because you can't do, like, vodka cranberry because it has, like, sugar in the cranberry. Yeah, yeah. Damn, I love a vodka cranberry because I just like the taste of cranberries. Yeah. And that is my own wine drink. I did love it. Well, shout out to the fat bears. Yeah, keep fattening up before.

I do love that. I love the idea. Is it this week? Yeah, it is this week. I was thinking, though, it is so crazy that, like, in the animal kingdom, they celebrate fatness and then in human life it's like shame yeah well just as more modern I think back in the day like when you see statues I feel like they celebrated fat people even like men like fat women but also like fat men I think they celebrated a little more yeah um yeah now we're just shamed

and harpooned and that's okay I'm in my fat acceptance era right now where I'm really just like happy and I'm gonna stop being like oh I'm so fat but shout out to the fat bears I do love the eating as much as you can and then like sleep although sounds a little bit like disorder eating for the bears and they sleep for how long months I think so let me see how long hibernation it I think the whole season right I don't know why they do that why do they they're smart but like naturally their bodies just bears that do that their bodies just need it different animals there's more animals yeah hibernate um a few weeks of seven months I guess depending on the species but I think brown bears it's like the whole season like for winter

I see how they eat so much so like but that's so interesting because as a human if you ate a ton of food right till you couldn't eat anymore like you know we couldn't survive you need water still um what about like I mean it's kind of like sad but like what if you're like in a coma like how do they feed you IVs you're plugged in it's food nutrients I think right yeah it's liquid though yeah yeah so you can't like you can't just like we can't hibernate what if you're like on a desert island and no one finds you for like months at a time they'll find your skeleton really you don't think a fatter person would outlast a skinny person not without water

okay water you can get at the ocean right you just get water but like what about salty if you know how to desalinate if you know how to take the salt out you'll survive well tell us how you do that you need to evaporate the water and then you collect it how do you evaporate it in the sun you can probably you'll need like a little piece of tarp or plastic and it evaporates hits the plastic then runs down to like a little bowl and you drink that water. All right, good. Two survival techniques we've learned today.

We should take a survival class. That would be fun. How do we do that? There's like survival specialists that like can teach you. But like stupid stuff like that. You know what I mean? Like when are we going to be on a desert?

I don't think she'll survive the class. I don't think she'll survive the survival class. Can I tell you too? I don't even know. If I'm on a desert island, I don't know if I want to survive. That's what I'm saying to you. I have no. I think it's cool when I see people who can do stuff like that.

Like people who can like build their own like shelter, a lot of the show Survivor, but also just in general like survivalist experts. I think it's cool when people have those skills. I don't have the like, wherewithal to like want to survive that. No. You know, I'm like, mama kudos, but just. You know, walk into the ocean. You don't want to catch some fish, eat some fresh fish.

Would you try? Would you attempt to? I think it would be kind of funny to attempt maybe. It depends how grave the situation is. If everything is looking really bleak, like the whole, like a rapture situation, right? We're left here because of, you know, the false idols and all that, then I think just call it a day. Oh, wow. Okay.

Right, right, right. But if it was just like, I don't know, if we were like on a boat to Catalina Island and we got. Oh, right. It's close enough that someone could find us. Maybe, yeah, I'm with you on that for sure. Yeah. To at least attempt. Mm-hmm.

Would you try first eating an animal or eating each other? I think I would go animal first. Really? Yeah. I just feel like, I don't know, when you read books about people on islands, they just start eating each other, right? Like, flesh. Was it, is it Lord of the Flies? Or the Hatchet? Like one of those books. I think it's Lord of the Flies. That sounds more quick. Were they eating each other? I think so. Wasn't there one called Piggy and they started eating him? Oh, T. Yeah. Right? I just always remember as a fat kid being like, damn, that's crazy.

They're like, get the fat one. Which, I mean, like, I guess. I guess makes sense. And survive, or they completely survive on their own? Basically, yeah. I mean, they're given some tools. Like, they're given, like, a flint. Well, they have to win from a challenge, like a flint to help start a fire.

Okay. And then they have challenges where they can win, like, stuff to, like, supplies to catch fish. Like, a net or a hot. harpoon or whatever. So you really think they're catching on their phone food? Yeah, they show them catching food. What about the beginning before you win those things? It's kind of like, there's like fruit on the island that you can kind of collect, but

there's not much. Like some of them really don't eat for days or they'll like find, they'll get so desperate they'll eat like bugs. And then I remember I remember the day they used to give them rice. Yeah. Now that you can win rice, but it's not as much. Because it was longer back in the day, they would give them more stuff. But now that it's the, they film the show for a shorter period,

they give them less stuff to make it harder, but it was shorter period of time. Is it like the hunger game? Can you send them stuff, the audience? No. They win prize. Don't they win, though? Pizza or something?

There's like reward challenges, but they'll show like you can win and then they'll show it. It's like tacos or pizza. Oh, right, right. I remember the, I know one season, I watched it forever ago. I know one season, they were like sponsored by like red lobster or something

and they got to have like a red lobster meal or something. Yes, they did Outback one. Okay, that's what it was. Yes, I love an outback. That was so funny. They're like, have a blooming onion. I'm sure that looked. Like, I mean, a blooming onion always sounds pretty good.

But imagine me I haven't eaten, like, days, I would die for that. Yeah, that's true. I need to stop complaining about Moses cooking me late food because there are people who are starving on an island at Survivor right now, you know? See, a good point. Perspective. Yeah, let me not complain being like, it's too late to eat the steak. All those people on Survivor were so excited for that tomahawk steak.

Damn. I did have one more Animal Hot Topic. I love an all-animous episode. This applies to you. So be on the lookout. There's an attack squirrel in California that has been sending residents

to the ER after random attacks. So be on the lookout for the squirrel. Like a flying squirrel? Like it comes and attacks you? There have been at least five incidents about this one specific golden brown squirrel that note that the animal's behavior is unusual, but on the bright side, not linked to rabies.

One victim was taking her morning walk when the squirrel came out of nowhere, started clawing at her leg hard enough to draw blood. I gave her rabies? No rabies. Oh, no rabies, got it. She said, her name is Joan He Black, and she said it clamped onto my leg.

Their tail was flying up here. I was like, get off of me, get off of me. So she was trying to shake it off, it off. And then another victim named Isabel Camp Boy said that the squirrel leapt at her face and only let go after biting her arm. And she was full of blood after the attack. Oh, my God. So this squirrel really is a menace in California. Where? L.A.? I was going to have a bit where I was going to say it was Minderra. Don't. I'm so scared. Especially my walk. My mom was telling me the other day, I'm like, coyotes are nice. I see them once in a while. What if it's rabid? Then it's going to attack.

I was like, oh my God. Now I'm scared to go on walks. I was like, geez. you have to have a little pepper spray they have a little thing you can put on your keychain that just makes a loud noise that scares coyotes off really? Yeah, okay

let's get one of those because that is a good point what if they are? They're usually nice like I see a little baby coyote and stuff like that but yeah but some I mean if they run to you

what tell me no I need to know I need to be aware you won't scare me I need to know well there was one coyote attack last year and this was like in a neighborhood

not even like super close to the hills but where a mom or no it was a dad a dad was putting his toddler like in the car and like he turned around for a second just like pick up a bag like the bag off the floor and a coyote came and try to take the toddler and then he had to like I kind of remember this it was like on a ring camera I forgot I think he just fought the coyote off and the toddler was okay she wasn't hard I do kind of remember that okay we need to yeah oh my I guess I be a little aware, yeah.

Yeah, I usually go on walks with Moses. The one time I didn't, it was so weird. It literally, that always happens. Whenever Moses is not around, like back in my old house too. If Moses wasn't there, people would be trying to break in and stuff like that. And then when Moses would have nothing ever happened. So, like, it would happen. And I remember I had to take pictures of the police showing up because I think Moses would think I'm lying or something.

I'm like every time he was gone, it was like some person trying to climb the fence. And then when he was there, nobody would ever, and same thing with the walks. Like, I went on a walk. And it only happened once. Like he had a phone call, so I went on a walk by myself. And I saw, I might have been two coyotes The same coyote, but I went up and I saw a Cody And so I went back down the hill

And then yeah, in the flats, like not even by the mountains I saw another coyote like crossing And I was like, what the hell? And then when I'm with you, I never see coyotes. But with you, I think you could fight off a coyote With me, I don't think I could. I guess you'd have to try though. Yeah.

Okay, so this is a horn. And it's if they come at you or just in general if you see them. I think if they are coming towards you or like if, yeah, you're super close to them or something. It's just like it makes a loud noise and they get scared off. A coyote, that's so great.

I mean, it must be, like, a rabid one that tried to attack that kid because, like, we see them, like, cross our driveway and stuff like that, and they always just kind of go away. I think it depends how desperate they are. Yeah, because if he was just trying to grab the kid, he was trying to go for the smaller one because he knows he can drag it and take it. Yeah, because obviously the environmental thing is that, you know, with people building houses and their environment,

like their environment gets smaller and smaller, so then they have less access to food, so then that pushes them more to, like, look, for pets or little babies. Oh, my gosh. But this squirrel, I don't know what's one of the squirrel. Because it is one squirrel attacking all these people in this one community. And then I was like, does it go to prison?

Like I guess, I mean, realistically, I think they would like put it down, I'm assuming. Yeah, probably should, right? Like, if he's attacking people. I mean, should they get, I was thinking about that, like, not even trying to be funny. I was like, well, should death penalty be allowed for not people, but animals? Like if it's not a lot of people Probably They have brains too

Yeah You remember that guy that had a pet squirrel And they took him in What was he doing? He just I think he ended up biting one person or something But peanut it was a pet squirrel And they put him down

If it's one person okay But if it's like A cereal yeah Especially the attacks It's scary I guess if he has no rabies I guess it's not really inflicting anything on anyone

It is kind of wild though I guess at my college We had kind of a squirrel problem too me as people would feed the squirrels and one time I was eating a muffin outside and this squirrel came up and just like grabbed my muffin for me and what did you do I let it take the muffin I was scared were you like oh my god what just happened yes I was like a whole muffin a whole muffin yeah chocolate chip muffin how did they even take it how did he just grabbed it with his mouth or his hand his hand well that's crazy just like maybe both maybe he grabbed it first by his hands and then

the mouth yeah everything what an icon I love muffins. Do you eat them? Do you still eat them? I haven't had one in a while, but I love a chocolate chip muffin is my favorite. Oh, yeah. That's our favorite too. Moser used to buy them all the time. He'd bring up a muffin every morning for me and Malibu and I was like, we need to stop with these muffins because we're both just having so much sugar. I always see them when I go to the course she starts like, okay, she wants to lose the way. Yeah, thank you. Thank you. Because starting your day out with a sugary

muffin does just not sound good for anybody. Malboy is supposed to, well, even for kids, it's not good, but like it's probably better when you're younger. But nowadays, that sugar, They say if you start off your morning with sugar, like your body just clings to sugar. We just graved it, yeah. Yeah, so. Well, maybe this will inspire you on your fitness journey. Did you already do Harry Styles? Did you talk about it on Monday?

His marathon, no. Yeah, his marathon. He did his personal record, a really impressive speed on his marathon. How many miles? It was the Berlin Marathon. Where is it? Berlin. Where's that?

In Germany. Oh. Well, then he said it was, like, the most obvious thing in the world. Like, where the hell of that? Never heard of it. He finished his marathon under three hours, which I guess is really good. Let me see how long it was, though. Yeah, how long are there like three and a half miles or something?

No, I think marathon is longer. Like, those are. I would love to do a marathon one day. 26.2 miles. And how many hours? And he did it under two hours and 50. minute. He's walking three hours, or running three hours straight? Yeah. 26 miles. Yeah. Where's that from here to wear? Like my wife's, I'm so about miles. From here, like my,

maybe like Malibu from here to the ocean. Yeah. Because even like from my, my house to here is like 20 something miles, I think. Oh, so is like running to your house. Yeah, walking to, yeah. Do you think he walks? No, he actually was running. And he kept like the same pace through all the laps too. I mean, how, how do people? run that much. That's so insane. He really had to train for it. Um, and it was his personal best because he did the Tokyo Marathon in March of this year. And he did three hours and 24 minutes. So he shaved, um, almost 25 minutes off of his time. So he's been working hard. Yeah. That's so impressive because he's always going everywhere

like Joey Kravitz. He's in Italy's in New York. And how did he get time to train for this? I know. That's so wild. I, okay, congrats to Harry Styles. And he beat, 20,000 other runners. So he really was up there. Look, what place did they say? No. I started like have it. Not first, I guess, but yeah.

Well, if you're not first or last, in my opinion, and Ricky Bobby's opinion. Okay. Well, that's pretty impressive. Honestly, even just doing that as impressive. Yeah, even just getting it done. And he used a pseudonym for, um, to sign up for the marathon, too. And he used the name Sted Sorondos. Wait, why did he do that?

To not get clocked his hair he stuff. Because he can't run if people keep asking you for pictures. But, like, how would people know? Do they have, like, a sheet of names, or how would they even know? I think so, yeah. And you get a tag or you get a name. So how do people find out he was in this? There was a Paralympian who competed, like, posted his, like, finished around the same

time as him, and then he posted on his Instagram. And then people also recognized, like, as he was running by. There was a few fans that, like, stopped to waver and cheer him on. So he was clocked as he was running. He wasn't, like, in disguise or anything. He was in his, you know, typical little shorts and his nikes. Okay, that's cute. Was he sponsored by Nike?

Why did you say that? He just always wears Nike shoes. You a fan of Nike or Adidas? I guess Nike. Like when you work out, what do you wear? You wear Nike? I wear vans. Van Seekers?

Why? Really? Yeah. For what reason? Are you just any reason? For lifting vans are better because it's like flat. Oh. And then I use Vans' walking shoe.

I don't know. I just like a more. You never had a hoka? No, but my dad liked some... I did get... Daryng got me Nikes that I was using for a while but then I went back to Vance. They make them for a wide feat too.

I like a Nike. Yeah, there's a lot of support there. I don't know. I just like the... Also from my back, like when I had my disc thing, it had to be like a flatter, yeah. Nike Bice Kim's collection is coming out this Saturday and I'm so excited and please do not have it sell out.

It looks so good. Is that your brand deal this morning? I like this. skims. Kim was like, I need her to have a K-pop wig on. The day, you know what? Let me not be greedy. I've gotten R.B. sponsorship. I don't know anything.

I was going to say the day I get a skim sponsorship, I'm so happy. But I've already gotten everything I wanted with the RB sponsorship and more. But I do love the skims. Like, how much do you think skims is worth? Ooh, it has to be worth a billion at least, right? Well, Kim is worth over a billion. How much is, maybe at least like 500 million? I bet it's a billion.

Skims. I feel like it's collapsed with, like, every. It has... Oh, so it's the clothing, like the Nike scheme, okay? Because I was trying to imagine the shoe. I was like, what's the shoe. I was way off, man. Worth $4 billion.

Oh, my God. Or value, you got $4 billion. $4 billion. Because they were at a billion in the beginning, like, when they first. It's so good. You know how many skims boxes I get to this house. Every day is skims. You know why?

Because it's like good quality. It's like so soft. And they make it up to 4x. Like no cute clothing company ever makes sizes my size. Especially the basics. Yeah, the tanks. And even the non-basics, even they did a Dolcangibon collab. I think they did like a Roberto Cavali collab.

Like those people never make it for 4X. And even Nike, like, I think they don't, they do have plus size, but it's like limited. It's like not that cute. So the fact that they're doing skims by Nike, I'm so excited. I'm going to get all of it. And then we can do our fitness challenge. That was the number one, or no, number two request on our Patreon was to do a fitness challenge. And I don't know what that means.

I know what means going around our house. Yeah, we have to. With the coyotes. We need to get the little clinger, the little dinger thing. Because if we do to a fitness challenge, it goes up into the mountain. I guess there's gates. There are gates. We do have gates.

I don't want people think we're just like ramped with coyotes here, but, right? Is that okay to say? You keep looking at me like, I might not supposed to say this. Oh, no, not that. No, I was thinking to my mind to maybe go to, like, the park next door where they have, like, more things for you the guys to do. Oh. Oh, like, real fitness challenge. I was thinking just, like, in the comfort of our own home challenge.

I am killing it on Pilates. So I've done Pilates three times this week. I'm like so good. I feel like I'm very strong. I feel like I could actually do a pull-up these days. Maybe we should, should that be next, or should we film that next week? Because it's going to be cooler next week. Is it hot today?

Yeah. Honestly, and then I start thinking about it, and I'm like, maybe we're too ambitious. Maybe we just just stick to reaction videos. Because I really love these ideas, and I'm also like, I also love just going to eat and react. Like, those are so fun to me. I think we have to, like, mentally prepare. Like, if we're going to do an activity day, we just have to mentally prepare. Like, I have to be in the books and we have to, like, you know.

Yeah. I think it's never. going to happen then next wednesday put it in the book oh no but just react to other people doing fitness just react to other people doing exactly that might be easier it just seems like i think that's our thing we're like the reaction guys we are the react we're the react girls there are the react girls benny and but we do end off one of our last patrons like next time you see us we're going to be outside and we have yes to be outside because then i was like i was like target vlog was the number one, but then I was like, but not Target.

And I was like, well, where do you go where something is like Target? Like a CBS, which is so expensive. Because you imagine a CVS, so I'll, like, let's buy each other stuff in the pharmacy. Just vitamins and. Although sometimes CVS merch does slap. Oh, there are, it has like a thousand oaks t-shirts and I always want to buy them. I'm like, that's everything, yeah. Okay, let's go to CVS. It's down the street.

I do love a CVS. They also have Halloween stuff there right now. Honestly, get our blood pressure checked. I love those. Yeah, let's do it. That's our task is what's the best blood pressure. You guys can get your prescriptions. That's true. I do get prescriptions there.

I forget to get the formal in diapers. Yeah, it's expensive there, but I'll get it. I honestly think if there's a competition who has the best blood pressure, I think I would win. I believe you. I don't know if mine's that great. Mine was perfect. It wasn't too low, and it wasn't too.

Like, every time I would do it because the pregnancy, they always have checked your blood pressure because it could be, like, dangerous if you have high blood pressure. And they would always tell me, like, you have perfect blood pressure. And I was like, wow, I forgot what the numbers were, but I'd always break about it to Moses. I was, like, perfect blood pressure, which is, like, crazy. Because I think, like, the stigma is, like, big people have high blood pressure or fat people. And mine would always be perfect. So let's go do that test.

Also, I think it has to do with calmness because there was one time where it kind of spiked a little bit. And then they're like, and I was, like, stressed about something. Yeah, you were nervous. It was nervous about something happening that day. And then, like, if you just, like, take a minute. So I did, like, a meditation for, like, five minutes. And it was, like, perfect again. They told me once, because they, you know, they weigh you before you do your blood pressure,

or at least my doctor does, and then there was one where my weight went up at the beginning of the year, and then my blood pressure was high, and then they were like, well, sometimes after, you know, you just get your weight done. It stresses you out. Yeah, so then they gave me a minute and did it again, yeah. And you were fine. Yeah, or lower, but yeah. Oh, my God, that's so exciting.

Yeah. So exciting. No, it is, because I just think, like, how many people struggle with high blood pressure or even high cholesterol, like, I'm thinking about Darian with this high cholesterol, and I was like, damn, that's actually sad. Like, I have to, like, give up eggs. It's, like, kind of sad, you know? I think you'll be okay. I don't know.

Still sad. I love the CVS idea. Okay. So maybe, maybe next Wednesday is our, like, if we're already out exercising, we could already go out and do CVS. I think, like, leaving the house sounds hard, but if we're already out. In one chunk, yeah. Yeah.

yeah that could be fun okay that's like a lot but hopefully you guys subscribe because that seems like a lot of work but we'll do yeah i like that CBS is more expensive than target but i'm i'm with the boycott so i love our patrons i love them i love them i love them michael's and get to michaels what michaels do they have snacks at michaels no what they do the checkout is a whole aisle snack no but more to get things stale snacks they're stables um Halloween decorations oh that's like a challenge or you just want to do that I'll just do my own video. Can you do that?

You should because there are times where we miss our Patreon. Actually, you know what? That's a good promo for that. We were at Disneyland this past week and we missed our Patreon day. Usually we do it after our Wednesday episode and we missed our day. And I was like, actually, I wasn't that panicked. I was like, you know what? They won't get a video or whatever.

And then Moses came through and he was showing you guys an updated tour of the podcast room, showing you things that were in the podcast room. So go check that out on Patreon too. You actually should do that because you do Little Avengers sometimes. You're always out at like some, not always, but you'll like go out sometimes to Michael's. You should do that, decorating for Halloween, behind the scenes and shopping for it. I love editing your vlogs. I edited this week's Patreon, too.

I was going to send Jimmy, and then Mo was like, well, it's not that hard. And I was like, all right. So, probably would have been funny if Jimmy edited it. But I'm okay. Love that. Yeah, that sounds like a good idea. Oh, I'm excited. Okay, so next week, so maybe we'll have to wear, like, a workout.

Maybe my Nike skims will come by next week, and then I can wear it. That'll be cute. We'll go out. We should get that fog porn for the coyotes just in case. Because we might. You might see that. We had to go way up in the hill. I'm scared, okay.

That's scary. I wonder if they came to eat the steak you threw out. Oh, check the cameras. You remember I had a raccoon in my last one in studio city that I'd always get in there. And I had a security guard 24-7 out there. And I'd be like, what's that noise? He's like, I think it's a raccoon. I was like, oh, they probably did.

Honestly, well, I hope they eat the steak over like an animal that's living, like a bunny or something. You know, that's so sad. We do see a ton of bunnies on our walks. And I'm always like, no, I guess they're probably more interested in the bunnies than us. It's called the Conejo Valley. Oh, T. Bonies. Canaio.

Yes. And just for the record, we just go on our walks by ourselves because I don't bring the kids because of the coyotes. I don't know if that's why. They're fine. Okay. We can bring the kids. We can fend for ourselves against a coyote. Fend for ourselves.

What about the kids? All of us. So fend for them. You're a family. As a family. Yeah. Oh. We are a bigger.

I was watching Disney Channel cringe moments and I have no idea what show it's from I know I watched that same Oh did you watch the TikTok? Yes

Did you know? Did you recognize the shows? All the kids They were like What do you They were doing a moment Right in the All like one

Yes And then one went to like Bend over and howl And then more Like the other people Are friends? Was Indeia in it? A family? Wasn't there?

I feel like she was like Howling That's what is like What is this? I think it was Indea And then someone I was like Yeah us too And they all just started like

howling in the middle of a basketball court And you didn't know the show I know, I need to know, too. It's nothing I recognized from, like, my era of Disney Channel, so it was definitely after. Yeah, a lot of those guys, like, that was one of the most diabolical ones. I was like, what, what? Is that Sin?

Oh, my God, is that Zendaya? Yeah, I think it is. That's just like, what is this show? Was it Casey Undercut? No. I mean, I didn't see Casey undercover, but I thought she was a spy. Well, maybe she is, like a high school spy, because it's like in high school. Oh, maybe it was zapped?

I mean, I have no idea. It's good, oh, it is zapped. It's zapped. I've never even heard of it. I'm just going through her IMDB. How do you know what's that? Because on IMDB, there's like, that guy's playing basketball. Oh, okay.

Yeah. Check out zapped. Who else is in? What year is that? Adam DeMarco, that's the, I knew he looked familiar from White Lotus and overcompensating. Oh, that name does not familiar. He's in it? Yeah.

Does he look the same? Because he always, to me, looks old and young. Like, he looks like he could be in high school and also 40. A tea. You know? Like, did he look like that. He did you? He kind of did.

He was the one that he was playing basketball. He literally looks like that. Yes, same. See an exact look. That's crazy. That is crazy. That's everything if that was. So cringe.

I think that's him saying. It sounds like his voice. How did you? Your brother. stick together. Yeah, I think that's him. Wow. Okay, it works.

I, it's so funny. I saw this, too, some of these, I don't know, it was like a listicle. I mean, Jimmy, obviously, we'll put it in here. But Camp Rock being the number one and number two, cringiest moments, I don't think it's that. I think these other ones are cringier than Camp Rock. Although the clapping, Camp Rock. Oh, I think the other one's cringier when it's like, she's like, and everyone's like, yeah. She's really good.

I don't think that's that crazy. I would be the same thing. Like, if you were up there DJing, I'd be like, she's really good. That's what I'm saying it. One time I remember me and Moses were like on Molly or something like that, and I was rapping Hamilton. He's like, this is so good. And that's what it was giving me the camp rock.

I was like, are they on something? She's really good. I was just seeing Hamilton. I was like, oh, thank you. And he's like, wow. That's the way that you should have done. You were rapping Hamilton? I, that's really good.

She's really good. That would have been everything. I mean, I've never seen Camp Park, but also, yeah, that one of them clapping is crazy. That one is still. I remember being cringy in the movie, like watching it in the movie, because it was just so, like, random. Yeah. And then in the clips, I still think the same. But when I see the Allison Stoner, like, DJing, to me, I'm still like, she is really good.

No, like, I think it's just like, yeah, I guess. You can just tell it's so, like, fake. Yes, I guess that's what it is. It's just, no, but there was other ones, too, like the, the, There's a lot of Girl Meets World clips. The one where... Of course, Sabrina Carpenter. Yeah, the one where he's like,

they think I have autism and they're pissed. No. No. Don't say that. Tell them you don't. Yeah. Like, and they get so mad that, tell them you don't have it.

And I'm like, what? Like, why was that such an issue for them? Or the one that I never had seen before from Girl Meets World was like the boy putting the other boy against the locker about his cowboy boots. Oh, that was some Girl Meets.

I mean, boy meets, Girl Me's World. I think so. That's the same guy, the same kid that was from it. Wow. And I was like, that's crinch. There is one really cringy. The real me, like this is the real me. That one is, oh, God, that one was from Debbie Ryan.

I think Radio Rebel. Yes, yes. Oh, Lemonade Mouth people were mad about that. Yeah, because Lemonade Mouth is an amazing film. You would have loved Lemonade Mouth. Have you ever seen it? No, are you being for real? No, I love Lemonade Mouth.

Because the comments were definitely, like, not Lemonade Mouth. Like, don't make fun of it. Yeah, because it's amazing. The sound clock is so great It's like this group They make a band And their band is called Lemonade Mouth And it's Bridget Mellor is in it

And I love Bridget Mender Now she's a NASA queen She's amazing something in the space But Bridget Mellor's music is amazing Haley Kiyoko Is also in Oh, I love her Yeah

And how old was she Was she an adult or a teenager Maybe teen, maybe early 20s But probably teen But Haley Kioco She was also in Wizard of Wivoli Place as well Well she was an adult then Maybe early 20s

I miss How old is she? Is she? Yeah, I think she's like 39 Oh, I thought she was like like Selena Gomez's age

I just oh I guess my age is I don't know I love that She's 34 She's born in 91 Kaylee go Woko Haley Kiko Oh you're thinking of

Kaylee Kow Okay because I was like I was like wait No Haley That's what we're missing Wow they have very similar

Haley Kiko She's a lesbian She's dating She's dating Becky Tilly from The Bachelor. Okay, love that. Oh, another Bachelor girl that I became lesbian.

Yeah, I did. And I became a lesbian. Love that. Okay. Love that. I was like, wait. I know, me too. I was like,

Kali Kloca. It's crazy. I was kind of surprised you knew Haley Kowlo. I watched everything. Eight Simple Rules. I watched Big Bang. I watched like the, she did the Brady Bunch Project

when she was like 15. I got to live for Kali Kewko's filmography is fierce. She did that that, that stewardess HBO show. This you ever watched it? No, what's that one?

It was like a murder mystery. It was like a thriller mystery or something. It was something to do with the crime that she ended up getting involved in somehow. And it was like a TV series? Yeah, on HBO. I'll have to watch it. It's pretty good. She did a commercials when she was pregnant.

She was like a travel advisor. My girl I went to, I was going to say my friend, but no. A girl I went to high school. She is, Kaylee, I keep getting a mixed out. Kaylee Cuco's stunt double and like husbander's stun double for ears. And they always post, like, she posts cute, like Instagram stuff with them. And Kaylee looks like she treats her so, like, lovely. Like she surprises her, like, on her birthday or, like, randomly gives her flowers.

And then on different projects, she'll do, like, a special thing when they wrap the show, whatever. And I want to give it up for Monat, who was my amazing stunt double. And was like, wow, that looks so fun. That's nice. She still seemed like a nice person. Yeah. But I also wonder, like, what kind of sense is she doing? Like, I watch her, like, Big Bang Theory.

And I was like, what did you do? What is she doing? She never was like doing like crazy stunts. She's like a sitcom girlie. Like a, is it like a stand-in? No, well. Or a stunt double? I may be both.

She definitely like did, like, even in high school, like, she was, um, this girl is one that dated Cole Sprouse from the Sweet Life. Oh, okay. And she was going to be, me spilling on her tea, but she's kind of public. But anyway, um, she, like her and her brother were like taking stunt double classes. even in high school and they ended up becoming yeah so she's a step person yeah okay but he her brother does more intense stuff she doesn't do anything that crazy i guess yeah her brother was also in hunger games he was just a random tribute that got killed but how do you get casted for that you know

audition maybe but it was such a small role like still iconic though he had one scene where he fought with one of the um careers over a knife in the training camp what's a career the ones that are like trained and like wanting to go into the hunger games like the rich districts was there any of those in the first movie that's yes oh really the one the the blonde ones no the two in the first one yes the two blonde ones they were careers so they're just rich and they just want to go yeah like they train their whole like childhood to compete it's like more of an honor for them to compete like they want to they take it serious and they both died yes weird okay I don't know, I don't know.

Careers. Yeah, anyway, he fought with one of them. He had one scene and that was that. And could you see him? I can see his face and everything. Oh, that's kind of cool. He goes up and he's like, you stole my knife. He goes, believe me, I didn't steal your knife.

And then he starts fighting. The guy starts beating him up. Yeah. It was pretty cool. I was really jealous of both of them because she was dating Cole Spouse. He was in the Hunger Games. They're both living my dreams. Oh, who are you more jealous of?

Her for dating Cole Sprauss, I think, too. You love Cole Sprauss like that? I loved Sweet Life of Zag & Cody. I loved Ashley Tisdale. so and then Cole they were just friends because she was dating Cole her and her group of friends were hanging out with Selena and Miley and stuff and I would always see it

and she was in an issue of like J-14 or one of like the like the pop start yeah she was in there and it was like Cole Sprouge with his girlfriend and I said her name and everything I was like Was she like 16 were like a teenager? We were a junior sophomore or juniors in high school so yeah 15 16 and she was a year younger like she passed a grade

so she was also a year younger than what we normally were So, yeah, like 15. So, and then are they, like, on Sweet Life at this time? Are they looking like Zach and Cody? They're on Sweet Life, yeah. That's so weird. That's so weird. I guess I never dated as a teen or I never dated teenagers as a teen, so I'm always like,

it's so weird to me when teenagers date. Like, what do you do? Like, you know what I mean? They would go to the AMC a lot, you know? And they get dropped off by their parents. Like, that's so weird to me. Like, did you date in high school? I can't remember.

No, I did not. Yeah, and me neither. Did you ever date a teenage boy when you were a teenager, obviously? No, I didn't have any. really like relationship until like after high school mid college yeah like 22 maybe oh okay so yeah that was me too yeah so I couldn't even imagine did you want to date in high school um or not you're like focused on well I had a crush on that one straight guy on Dennis but I don't know if I ever thought like I realistically knew I was not gonna date him like I never thought I was gonna date him

I just like had a crush you know um you never thought like maybe Maybe secretly he is, too. No. No. Did you ever follow up with him? Maybe he is. No, he's engaged to a woman now. Don't mean anything.

We'll see. You'll see at 70. He'll be like, wow. That's true. You know, some people come to terms. But I don't know. There were, I found out that the gay, like, the group of gay guys were hooking up with each other, like, after. Like, I learned, like, almost when I was graduating, I'd be like, oh, like, we went on, we had, like, a retreat that we had to go on for, like, God purposes.

I don't know. Christian purposes. Oh, you went in a Christian school? Yeah, a Catholic school, whatever. And I guess on the retreat, there was, like, two other gay guys, and they were hooking up on the retreat, celebrating Jesus. I didn't know. I didn't know. Somehow I was in the dark, and then I came back, and then they were, like,

in our friend, like, in our kind of friend group, too. And then after I would find out, like, oh, yeah, you didn't know. They were hooking up when you guys were there the whole time. I was like, no. It was a small group. It was, like, 30 people. Yeah, how would you know, though? Well, all the guys were in one, like, room.

Yeah. Oh, so you would. I would have known, I guess. I don't know if I would have known in high school. I'm not really observing, though, in the first place. Same. Same. I was like, I was washing rocks in the sink. I was like, were you? Because I was thinking, oh, no, she caught me.

Literally not at all. Me just paying attention to nobody. If I ever see you out, ever anybody, I literally pay attention to nobody. You could do anything. I'm like, nope, I'm so focused on myself. That's, yeah, that's interesting. Yeah, I guess it's high school dating just doesn't seem. Unless you're dangle sprauss, I guess.

But even then, they just look like such little kids. I can't even imagine dating. I guess at the time, like, if that's all you know, like you're... Because now, like, when I see high school kids, I'm like, oh, my God, you look like children. But at the time... You didn't think they look like children. Yeah, exactly. I guess it's all perspective.

I always thought they looked little. But then your crushes were also, like, 70-year-olds. So your perspective was warped. Michael Jackson, Mel Brooks. I really did think I was going to marry Michael Jackson. Yeah, I guess I always had little kids just looked like little kids. And I just thought I was so mature. And I was like, you're all little boys.

Yeah. I never had a crush Thank goodness I guess I'm still pro crush I'm like having a crush As a kid As any Like if you're like single

Like having a crush It just gives you something To like get excited about You know Depression it gives you Because it never works out They don't like you back It's like crawl out a crush

For a reason They're gonna crush your heart I get tea Yeah But like When I went to like Until like 2018 2019

When I was going to the Like the gym and stuff when you have a gym crush that's like really motivating because like oh like if you're not wanting to go but it's like oh then I'll see them so then that gives me like a reason I look at nobody at the gym

I literally keep my head down the entire time I go into the room I go into a little Pilates room and I just don't look at anybody like I don't want to see anybody I don't want anyone looking at me literally some I think it was like high school age boy I was like trush out I was like nope

absolutely not I just keep my head down I will ignore I will ignore especially if you're a high school boy I don't like it I don't want to look at anyone else working out I don't want people working at me working out. I don't want any of that. Like, I can't imagine, like, looking at someone and, like, crushing on them.

I'd be, like, I don't know, awkward. Like, don't look at me working out my most vulnerable state. But you know what? My friend, Cedric found his boyfriend at the gym, so I guess it works. Yeah. Because I asked him, he's like, no, you just, like, look at each other for a while. If you're, like, looking at each other for a few weeks, then eventually someone says something. Right?

Why do you laugh? Did you have a gym crush? Why did you laugh at that? It's funny to hear. Yeah. Most just never had a crush on anybody before you, as you know. I always ask him because he tells me as a high school girlfriend. So I ask him because I want to know about high school dating rituals.

So I always ask him like, well, how did you ask her out? Like how would you hang out? Like he shared a room with his brother. So I'm like, okay, so how did that work? Like you come. Like he never tells me any information. He acts like I'm going to be mad at him for dating in high school or something like that. I'm like, no, I need to know these.

I'm like, would you pick her up? Would you give me no information ever? Because it was, I mean, it was like such, you're so young. You just hang out. But what does that mean? So you hang out in your room with your brother? No, you kick him out. What do you mean?

Your brother's like, okay, I'm going to go. I'm just going to leave the room. He's not going to go into the room if you're there with your girlfriend. And then in high school, are you, like, making out with people or? That's so much on the school grounds. But you hang out at every recess, like whenever there's... But would you make out with her in your bedroom when you kick your brother out? I love how you done that one.

Do you think you're going to get in trouble by me or your mom? Like, who are you getting in trouble with? No, I definitely got in trouble with my mom back then. Okay. So you were making out or doing whatever. I don't want to know more. Okay, I don't want to know more, but you were at least making out. That's crazy to me.

Like, I couldn't imagine a high school, like, high school or, like, making out. That's so weird. How do you know how to do it? I didn't really loseers. Because all the cool girls, I remember, like, finding out the cool girls were having sex and being gagged, like my freshman year. Sex is crazy. Like, I don't even like to say that because I mean that's so insane.

Like, what do you mean you're having sex in high school? Like, what? I know. I was crazy. I was also very sheltered, though, and a loser, but also sheltered. I remember being, like, gag. Even now... Because it seems so mature.

I was like... No, but that's why me and girls was out by the time we were in high school so you should always know like if you have sex and get pregnant and die.

Like that's what people should adhere to because like that's what I was scared up before that even movie came out I was like if I even like look at a guy I'm gonna get pregnant. You know what I mean?

Like how are people like not scared of that? Like how do you know what to do? You're so young? Like how are you even knowing what to do? Like I didn't know what to do you know what to me?

Like it's like I don't know it just seems I hate it. I hate the idea. I really don't think you should be allowed to have sex until you. I guess legally 18, but it should be 25, honestly. Let those hormones just go crazy. Yeah, like, don't they, I don't know. There's, like, ways that, like, animals stop being horny.

Is it, is that neutering or is that something else? No, I don't think, I don't know. Like, something not neutering, though. Right? Because the cats are in heat, and to take them out of heat, you have to, like, give them a pill. No, it's like a surgery. Yeah. Oh, what is it?

Did you guys, they take out your, or they tie it. I think they take it out, though. What? Take out what? A uterus? Yeah. Yeah, but they neutery. I mean, you basically can't have babies. That's why most people do it for, you know, stray cats and stuff like that. I don't know. I wasn't that horny. I don't think. I don't know. In high school, I was ever like, I guess you don't know what it is.

I just can't imagine it. I hate imagining it. That's crazy. That's so young. You guys, if you're out there and you're under 18, just like wait. Not even sex, but just like kissing. We could kiss. You don't need to do all that. it's not that fun. Anyways, you know, it's not that exciting. It's kind of gross. I don't know. And when I was, this was like 2019, I loved kissing.

Yeah, we talked about this. Yeah. If I didn't, if I went too long without kissing, I would get, like, crazy. I'd be like, I have to kiss someone. What? I didn't know what was like that. I had like a, me and my friend, Nick, we would have, like, he could tell when I was getting like too, like, irritable.

He's like, you haven't kissed someone in a while. Wait, really? Yeah. Because it was my little window of being, like, skinny and hot, and I was, like, just so used to going on dates and, like, just making out. Oh, that's cute, actually. I didn't know that about you. And it was just making out, too.

It was never anything more. Oh, you were like, no, no more. Bye, I got to go. Sometimes not by my accord, but, you know. Yeah, we both are that person. It's like, okay, guys, yeah. I like kissing Moses. I don't enjoy kissing anyone else, even before Moses.

I was very much, like, everything tastes. It felt cold everything. Oh, okay. It was never, also if you ate something. True, there are a lot of variables. I just loved, I always got compliments after it. It was more of a me than, yeah. Okay, you were just good at it.

They were like, wow, you're a good kisser. Okay, you know what? I think there's tea there because I think I'm a bad kisser. I've seen myself kissing photos or anything. I don't think I'm good. I haven't seen myself. I think if I saw it, I would probably think I don't look good. But the reviews were always good.

Yeah, so you got a confidence boost. That's not how you judge a kiss the way it looks in a photo. No, I have one video. It's a music video. did and I have a weird makeout scene at the beginning. Actually I have two makeout scenes in music videos and I both times I didn't want to do it. It was never my idea and I was like I don't know if I want to do this but then I thought ooh it's kind of hot. That's like what I like in movies and each time I looked like a trout devouring like a little worm or something like I just

looked really not cute making out and both of them I were skinny and it was a pulp fiction scene and it was like a bathroom scene and both times I was very skinny I was like 180 which is skinny for me and both times I looked very unattractive so I think I just I'm not a good kisser. But that's okay. No, but you're a good kisser. That's what I'm saying. It's not how it looks. No, we don't make out because I think it's more of a me thing. I really don't like making out. I think I'm so conscious about it. And so we don't.

We give each other back. I just not, even like, maybe after sex, I'll give a kiss a bit, okay. But I don't like doing it before. I don't know. Nothing about it turns me on for me because I'm so in my head. I'm like, I know I am disgusting right now. Like, no. I don't know.

Not our thing. Not my name. Definitely you. That's not. none of that really exists in reality it takes two people to make out so if i'm not into it we're never making out no i'm saying your idea of it comes just from you like it's not none of it is real it doesn't look that way doesn't feel that way but it's not you know anyways it's not it's not it's not worth it until you're 18 i guess it's better to make out than have sex probably i'm not saying wait till marriage maybe wait till you're like 18 you know i don't know sounds awful when you're young.

Sounds embarrassing. Don't do it. Could you imagine going through adolescence? I guess people do it, but I was so gross during my adolescence. Like I had a big, nothing is wrong with bushes, but I didn't know about shaving, and I just had a big old bush. Could you imagine, like, a young kid just to see, I don't know, how it sounds.

I don't know. Kids made fun of me. I guess that comes from insecurities to at sixth grade. We went to swim class, and my swimsuit would be seetru from coming in the water, and you would see pubic hair, and everyone just make fun of me of how hairy I looked. That is sad. So I think I was always just self-conscious about And I didn't know about shaving it off

So I would have been bad Anyways, it doesn't sound like a good time I'm pro, wait till you're ready to you. The legal age Abide by the law So I'm going to tell everybody My kids too Oh this is kind of related

Matthew McConaughey talked about His bedroom secret to keeping his marriage alive And he He wrote a poem book called Poems and Prayers and in this one poem he said the best thing you can do for your marriage one way to surely get ahead is to get rid of that king-sized mattress and sleep in a queen-sized bed absolutely not in fact we're looking at an Alaska size bed right now as we speak yes have you see no this is bigger than California yes they're my favorite thing on TikTok it's a nine-foot-by-nine

it's the most it's the size of a room I said how do we get this I said measure the room we are sleeping in this bed because who that, hell wants to be cramped at each other. We're half off the bed. Like, what does that mean? What's his logic behind a queen bed just on top of each other? He said that he has one friend, and he, like, he was doing like a little house tour,

and then he had like a California king-sized bed, and it was like him, his wife, and then they had the two kids sleep in the middle. And he said, well, Matthew McConaughey's argument is, okay, well, when the kids get older and then they're not in your bed, then there's too much room. So he's like, when me,

With me and Camilla, it would be like, oh, I don't know if we want to cuddle and we have a king-sized bed, there's too much space between us. And it's like, who's going to come over to the other side? It was like a whole debate versus a queen-sized bed. You're forced to, like, be close and cuddle. But I will say, I have a queen-sized bed with Daryan. And he moves so much in his sleep. And I always have to, like, wake up in the middle of night and I shove him.

I shove him because he has his elbow, like, in my neck and he sleeps crooked. And I just shove him. Yeah, that's not good for the relationship. And he's always like, sometimes. he wakes up, like, or he'll remember, like, in the morning, and then he'll be like, why can't you just be like, my love, why can't you just scoot me over? And I was like, no, like, you're waking me out. We're shoving full.

No, and I agree with that because ultimately, too, like, if you want a good relationship, it's not about sleeping. Like, if you want good sleep, you sleep alone. You sleep separate, okay? That's how you get in a lascon size bed. What matters in a relationship, right, is the sexy part. You can start fighting each other, rolling around. Like, you can start, like, rolling over with each other, having sex.

Like, you could do all these crazy things in bed as opposed to queen. You're going to fall off the bed. Like, re-run into this issue. You know, just like, in general, it's just like, how do you get on? Okay, he's always scooting me over, a scooch over so I can, like, get on.

Like, there's always things, but if we had an Alaskan size, we could rumble, tumble all around, you know? It'd be so fun chasing each other. It's like, oh, come catch this, you know? Like, it would be so, yeah, that's so much funner than a small bed. He is, no, I don't know.

Love Matthew McConaughey, worked with him on a music video, but I don't trust this. viewpoint at all he's also older so maybe their intimacy is more cuddling these days than like thrusting you know but i think the sleeping part is very important to be separate because even when you cuddle you like to separate and don't lie yeah don't lie because we start sleeping cuddled and then at some point we kind of roll yeah yeah out to each other side yeah no but i thought you got a new mattress so why is it queen what didn't you get a new mattress wasn't that like a whole

journey for you from the first season of gestration i thought it was a gay joke i was first. No, I'm just He's always on the defense of Moses. Because you're looking for mattress for so long. I'm like, well, our bed, like our apartment isn't big enough for it.

If we had a king, we'd have no room to like. Yeah, that is the, that is, that was me. I had so many rooms like that too where it's like the whole, but sometimes you just want the whole bed to take it. You know if we get the last king and we don't do anything else in the bedroom

other than sleeping in it. Yeah, do you do anything else in your bedroom? Um Yeah, kind of everything Well, like sometimes I'll work in bed I'm not like the Nick Jonas Who only sleeps Yeah

I don't eat in bed But everything else I guess Like work, read I can't really work sometimes Yeah, I do that too I journal in bed I do use the computer in bed sometimes Yeah

I guess we do a lot in our bed too But I just love the idea of a huge bed I want to last one of the idea of a huge My parents had a California King bed When I was little Or they still do But um Did you like that?

Yeah, I like the big bed. And when we stay in hotels, the king-sized bed, and we actually have room, I love it. King is better. King is better than California King because I thought, oh, I want a Californian King because it sounds like it's bigger, but it's actually just longer and it's more narrow. Oh, I didn't know that. The King is wider. Yeah.

It's more like if you're really a tall person. Oh. Yeah, so King is better if you are a wider person, which is what I love. We're a king bed for sure, and we do the wide. What color are your sheets? White. Okay. We're just saying how every guy has navy blue sheets, like every most.

Moses had it. My brother did. Yes, everyone has, and Tanna would be like, we were talking about not love line. And she was like, that's like the biggest red flag. If a guy had Navy Blue Sheets, I was like, oh, my God, Moses had Navy Blue Sheets. And Evan's like, I have Navy Blue Sheets. And then we got Navy Blue Sheets upstairs. I'm like, I feel like I'm in a guy's bed or something like that.

And I asked Moses, I'm like, what's the logic? Like, why were you getting dark Navy Blue? And you said what? Just because it gets dirty or something? No, when you go to the store, the options are very limited. But why wouldn't you get white versus Navy Blue? Like, every guy gets Navy blue. I don't know.

I think for me, personally, in my room, the color scheme was like grays and blues, and blue made sense. Your color scheme was in your bedroom? The one, the last one I had. Okay. Because that's what the blue was. Not the water was in the one. No, there were no blue in there. The walls were gray.

There was light blue. The bathrooms were like blue. What? No, take a picture of it. There's no way. I went one time, and I just remember a rock salt lamp, and that's it in the room. And navy blue sheets. But when you go to the store, there's no options.

Like it's white, blue, maybe gray. So I thought, oh, I don't want to be gray. I want to be more creative. But your walls were gray, so why don't you have gray with a gray wall? Because for a wall, it's made sense. That's so much gray. Gray, walls and gray. Well, 50 shades of gray.

That's weird. It's weird how everyone has navy blue. Like, everyone has navy blue. All guys do. If you're a guy out there, a lot of so much colors you do have. Because every guy was spend the night at, they always would have navy blue sheets. So I order navy blue for our room thinking, like, blue for, like, Aquaman and stuff. But then I'm like, I feel like, I'm in a guy.

house, like, waking up, and I don't like them. And then it confirmed when Tanna said, Navy Blue Sheets are the Red Flag. And then Devin's like, I have Navy Blue Sheets. And we all sent him in the group chat. And I'm like, wow, everyone has Navy Blue Sheets right now. Because what are the options? You know, it's like... White, pink, ivory, black, red, satin. Like, there's so many... So a guy with a red bed is not a red flag?

Yeah, no. No, not at all. I know someone with Red Sheets. He has white sheets. Like, white sheets is the common... That's bougier. And white sheets, it's clean. You can see everything. Like, Navy. blue sounds like you're hiding stains in there or something. I don't know. I think on a dark it shows

more than white. No. Dark blue. No. Yeah, it's the opposite. Blue, because blue you have to keep it clean, even from like dendroft or any other stuff, it will show on blue. White makes it disappear.

But I think on white it also turns yellow. But I think on I think it would be pretty noticeable. on blue too, on dark blue. I don't think so. I knew some people with some crusty sheets

and I think it just crusts a little bit. It's dark and just crusty. After, yeah, maybe you're right. I'm an expert. Or people, guys don't wipe their butts as much so those skin marks don't show up on navy blue sheets. I know again, because I had white sheets. My sister will tell the story.

When she used to be my assistant, she would change them and guys would be disgusting because on the guy's side, it would be gross shit there. I was just like, never again. Am I washing your sheets? So then I was like, okay, I need to find someone to help me because she's like, that's so disgusting. Or maybe we replaced the guy.

Oh, that part. Absolutely. I didn't know either. I was like, oh, like, what? Why wear underwear or do something? Use a bidet. Yeah, that too. I was a big fan of bidet.

All those bidet you installed in the house, they're so small. Do you ever use that toilet? Do you ever sit on that toilet? But it's this toilet size. The toilet size is small. No, babe. The bidet fits the toilet size. I used to sit on those, those toilets and have plenty of room.

Now I sit and they're so small. They are smaller. Well, the toilet is small, but. to be they take some space from the bags so it shrunk our toilet size now i can't fit on them anymore i'm like oh my gosh so frustrated i can't i literally can't i was so excited well they're not all bidet thank goodness i got some regular ones still left in our house some i want a gold toilet i want a gold-plated toilet but we can change the whole toilet just get a bigger one all right i need a toilet sponsorship i would love a gold one if it's out there i would love a gold

toilet sponsor. That was so boogey to have gold toilets in your bathroom. I'm like, Richie Rich, I feel like had that or something. I think mostly dictators and... What? What? What dictators have you got to the bathrooms? That is not that. He just made it up. Literally just made it up. They always described that, you know,

like they fought some dictator and then they had... Who describes that? Nobody does. You're literally making it up. I think like in Iraq or something. Okay, okay. Now you're throwing out of the backers out of the bus, like that crazy. Oh my gosh. Gosh, that's all legend made up.

When you look at the gold toilets, you're going to find funny characters. The new Wicked for a Good trailer. Oh, yeah. I watched it right before he came in, and I was actually tearing up. I was like, I can't. Did you watch it? Yeah. I'm so excited for the press tour.

I'm excited. I didn't realize how much I would miss them, which makes me sad because now this is the last movie. So now I'm like, well, what now? I know. I'm so sad about the whole thing. I always let the press tour start like now. I thought we're starting like two months in advance but no, you think it's going to be the month of?

They've been doing like something sporadically. Like they've had random like photo shoots and stuff. Cynthia and Ariana. But I don't think it goes full-fledged until probably October. Yeah, like a month. They're recording something

today at the Adobe Theater. Like today as of recording they're doing their singing special for NBC. I'm like so jealous. I know so many people going. I know. I just love. to how it was everywhere, how, like, everybody was talking about, like, in the trailer, they show Glinda's pink, like, train to Oz. And, like, God, I really hope they, like, recreate that somehow, like, on the L.A. train tracks, just, like, a pink thing.

Like, that, I just love how everything turns a wicked theme. I'm so excited for it. It looked so good. We saw sneak peeks of all, like, the new song. We saw Glinda's wedding. We saw The Tin Man. We saw The Cowardly Lion. We saw so many spoilers.

I was like, wow, it's so exciting. It is getting, like, giddy and excited. We saw Jonathan Bailey. we saw him in um we saw alpha but and fiero like rising up which i'm assuming is during their uh duet together we heard four good for the first time i was like i'm just gonna cry i know i'm just gonna cry because like you said it's like the last one and i don't know it's just such a moment and now it's gonna be over you know but i'm like you i'm ready for it the two months just i want everything wicked i want wicked cupcakes i want wicked toilet paper i want wicked everything yeah and

And there's no other, like, big movie for a while. Like, really, that's why I think this one's going to be even bigger than the, um, part one because, like, the last, like, big movie event was, I guess, Superman in July. Right. But it's not where in here, the Wicked. No, it's, yeah, I think Wicked, yeah, because I believe Wicked probably outgrossed Superman at this point. But, um. And definitely without the cute little things, you know, like little wicked cups. yeah it was just everywhere yeah but by the time november comes around i feel like we'll be

so desperate for like a cinematic event where people who aren't even like super into wicked or maybe they are casual or maybe they even see part one but i feel like people would just want that movie experience and are going to go to it so i feel like it'll be definitely bigger than the first one even was i'm so excited it looks so good and two new songs like you said i think this is their Oscar year i'm super excited i can't wait for the looks the red carpet looks and I feel like we've seen them so much, especially Cynthia Revo. I feel like she's been like on podcast

and she's been doing like, so I just feel like you like know them more as like actresses. Yeah, because at first remember everyone was so mean to Cynthia Arriva with the memes and stuff but I feel like now people get their vibe, their humor.

Yes. That understand why they're emotional. You know? Yes. Yeah, yeah. So I think all of it, I think it just like makes us love the characters more by knowing them more.

And I'm super excited. The scenes, I saw one where it was like, I think it was like The Wizard of Oz and Glinda and Alphabet dancing together and I was like I don't remember that in the play

like he was like twirling both of them around and I was like that's so because isn't the whole thing like this whole second act is like them trying to like kill the wicked witch and yeah I'm like so I'm so excited

and I just love the whole vibes it just feels exciting like you said something to get excited about because there just hasn't been a whole lot out there yeah it's been kind of bleak for movies yeah until yeah literally until weekend yeah i guess taylor's first movie comes out next when next friday wait what movie 3rd it's the life of a showgirl movie events i don't know what does that mean

did it just come out she rated a movie for it the album comes out next friday um and then she's having a special three-day only like movie events from october 3rd through the 5th nationwide um globally yeah It'll be like, yeah, in Europe and everywhere. Yeah. What is it? You don't know. You're just showing up. She, I didn't know what it was when I bought the tickets.

It happened really randomly. This, I love this queen. She's been doing countdowns for like eight-hour countdowns for just about anything. A new vinyl version. I knew a cardigan. Her last countdown was for a freaking cardigan. And then the tickets she just like put on sale out of nowhere. I'm like, okay, go off.

But I was stressed because all of a sudden I saw people were posting like, oh, AMC has an update. This is definitely going to be for Life of a Showgirl. And I was like, okay, let me update my app just in case. And it was right. Like, I got the tickets right as they went on sale. But it was so in demand that, like, it put people in a queue to buy tickets, like, as if it's Coachella tickets. Like, you know, when you wait in the little thing. Yeah.

So it was like a whole debacle. Yeah, yeah. For, I got, I did the earliest time, 12 p.m. But you don't know what it is. Kind. She hasn't even really said a trailer. She said it's going to be like, um, TD Bank knows that running a small business is a journey, from startup to growing and managing your

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No. What does that mean? Okay. Love it. And then it'll be like lyric videos, but then behind the scenes of like the photography for it. And then also like she's going to explain the lyrics and the songs, I guess. So it sounds like a YouTube video, but it's going to be in the movie.

I love that. I love that. This could have been a YouTube video, but we're going to do a movie event. I'd rather go to the movie theater anyway. That's true. Get the snacks. Yeah, the vibes. Not that.

And it sold out? I think it depends. For a lot of people sold out. I got tickets pretty easily, but like other people in my work were posting in like the Slack and was like, oh my God, it was like war to get these tickets. But I think I was just early because I really like went on it. On it. You are good like that.

I was on it. Yeah. And then Qudy Cinderella texted me last night. She said, you want to go see the movie with me? And I said, yeah. Wait. Are you heard of the same time? Yeah, she said with me.

I felt like a cool girl. You're going to go twice. If, it depends. Because you've got your tickets. Yeah, but if she's like, it depends. Like if she wants to go after, then I'll just see it twice. But if she wants to go at the earliest one, then. You're like, come with me, girl.

Or I'll just like. Yeah, because I got two because I was going to make Dary and go, but he's not a Swifty like that. Yeah. He's just there to, you know, be there. But, so yeah. A movie hang sounds very. I felt so cool. Oh, I didn't say it sounds scary.

Oh, wow. I always helped Hannah this because she wants. to go to movies with me and I'm always just like, but what do we do? Do we talk? Do I acknowledge you? Do I say like, good one? Like, do I look at you during a funny part? Only you. It gives anxiety. What do you do? Do you like just sit there in silence and watch? Or are you kind of like, huh? Do you talk? Oh, what happened? Oh, I didn't see. Like, do you, what do you do? How do you make it social? Oh my God. Well, usually, I mean, I guess because I do have social anxiety, but for that, like, it's so normal to me. Because I think even for high school, like, the only thing we would do is go to the

movie so it's so normal for me we just go we like we meet up there with like hang out before we talk while we get snacks we talk during the previews and then the movie starts and you know you just watch it and then afterwards you talk about it so you don't talk during no and it's a it's a premiere so people probably cheer and like you follow the crowd like if people are clapping or cheering or even when we go so we so we kid for the first time people were like emotional but yeah but this it's kind of the same for it's like a dance party vibe yeah this this one's going to be different. It's going to be more casual. So you could talk if you wanted to. Yeah, and

just, I guess, be gagged. Like, will you eat in front of her? Good question. Like, I wouldn't want to eat in front of that. I like, eat with Canna, but I don't like to eat at a movie, like, just shoveling at how I would do. Even when we eat here for now, I don't eat like I normally would want to. Like, I want to shovel my mouth with food. I don't really, I only would eat at the

movie theater if I don't have, like, I don't eat snacks in the movie theater, which I know is crazy, but I always have a, I always have a beverage. Um, Just a drink? Yeah. You don't do popcorn? No, I only eat at the movie theater if I'm like eating a meal instead of like, yeah, having dinner or lunch or whatever.

That's crazy. I've been on a door to actually kick of having popcorn come to my house. I love movie theater popcorn. I crave it. I crave it constantly. Oh my God. That's great. That's crazy.

He loves movie theater popcorn. I don't like popcorn like that. I like skinny popcorn. Hey, Moses. Moses also pisses me off that he doesn't eat popcorn. And he's like, I don't like this. I was like, it's scratched in my throat. I was like, what do you mean?

Me too, I think it's stuck in my teeth. What? I hate all of that. I hate it. I love his oil. I have more popcorn for you. That's true. I do eat.

I do like snacks. So. And you get like candy. Yeah. That's not really like popcorn nachos. There's no nachos. By the way, AMC, get your nachos on DoorDash, please because you can't get the nachos. You can get the, like, fancy kind, but you can't get the chips with the, yeah, the dip.

I mean, they sell it now at the grocery store, but it's just like not the same. yeah did you see was it hot ones it was like a hot topic I had like a while ago where I said like Mariah Carey on Kaisenet seems weird like it doesn't seem like a natural lab Yeah you saw Ty Lilly talk about it No

Hot ones Sean Evans I think it was Sean Evans Or they did a Hot Ones inspired thing It might have been actual hot ones or maybe just someone I think it was actual hot ones He was interviewing like all the streamers And I guess there's a streamer Ty Lilly who's like part of it all I don't watch stream so I'm like to get this

wrong. But you remember how I said Mariah Carey was on Kaysonette? And I was like, it seems awkward, whatever. And Sean Evans asked, Tyler, like, he's like, who was the worst guest you ever had? And he said, Mariah Carey. And he's like, because she was just there to promote the album and she didn't want to, she wasn't down to like do like the games and she do. He's like, because if you're on hot ones, you eat wings, you do this. If you go on chicken shop date, you're eating chicken. Like she didn't want to be part of like their little like games that they do. I don't know what they do. Oh, she. Yeah. She's like, she was just there to promote the album. He's like, which, you know, like, no hate or whatever on business.

he goes but like she wasn't down to do anything else like be fun or anything with them so he said she was the worst guest and i was like i clocked that months ago when i was like isn't that kind of awkward because i said the thing about kim karnashian and maria carrie i was like what do oh and that's what he said he's like basically like what he said he's like basically like what did we get out of it because she was promoting the album and he's like we got nothing out of it and that's what i was saying i was kind of like ultimately is it worth it for them and i guess in some cases it is because they like have fun with them whatever he's like but she just wasn't down to have fun so he was like she's the worst guest so i clocked it Because I remember we had that debate, and I was like... And you were right, yeah. I felt good about it. Because usually, I mean, I'm not right. And then this one, I was like, period. And it was like, it popped up on my little Twitter highlights thing. It was interesting because it was like, I think it was Sean Evans.

And he was like, that's the guy from Hot Ones? Yeah, the bald ones. Yeah. And it was like all the streamers. There were like so many of them doing the Hot Ones challenge. Kiki Palmer was just again on Hot Ones. Did you see that? Yes.

I think I want to go on Hot Ones. And you don't like sauce. I know. Or spicy. things really. Well, weirdly, I weirdly like wings sometimes. Like, um, like sometimes. Yeah, we get, we get plain wings and stuff. No, but sometimes when Wingstap, I'll eat like a hobanero. Or like, sometimes it weirdly, sometimes I like sauce. And you can do spicy. Buffalo Wild Wings sometimes I like, have we ever done Buffalo Wild Wings? You like, no, you don't

like it. I like Buffalo Wild Wings and Wingstop and stuff. We've done Wingstop. Oh, for Super Bowl. Did we? Yeah. I love that was like Super Bowl video. It's Wingstop. Okay, so we have done it. Do we, and you eat sauces. I I know we had sauces together. Yeah. I usually like it. Not all sauces, but I do like a sauce. But on hot ones is like hot sauce? It gets progressively hotter.

But are they flavors or are they just a hot sauce flavor? I think they're different flavors. Like do they have like a mango, haponara? I think so because they sell like the salt. Like you can buy a kit of the sauces. Yeah. Popeyes has their hot ones too. That's right.

That's the clap we were supposed to. It was so funny. Like you and like other people around me, like that, like work with me. Like they're all like, everyone was trying to get me that Popeyes. They emailed me and then they emailed you and I was like the week where at Disneyland anyways, but like so many different people were asking me, do you want a Popeye's box?

I was like, this is such a weird. Like I've never got more inquiries about it from different people in my life. And I was like, what is the push for this Popeye's? I love that they were really pushing for it though. I love that you're so in demand like that. Like, I mean, I'm like guys, I would love it but I'm in Disneyland right now. So I don't know if we can get it down here. And then I saw it kind of late too.

And then I felt bad. I didn't know how to put it to them like, oh, it's going to be out of town so we can't. And then I felt back because they were really wanting to. Yeah, and they came around me from different angles to different people. And I got the email myself. And I was like, wow, they really want to do the Popeye's question. Well, it was. And I didn't know as a Hot Ones Club when everyone was asking me.

I don't know if you even. Did you know? I don't. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, okay. Because I didn't know. And then I didn't know. And then they're like, well, they can send you going.

Because I said something like, we'd be back, I think, today or something. And, like, well, they can send you food, but it's not going to be the special one. And I'm like, which was the hot ones. And honestly, like you said, I don't know if I love a hot sauce anyways. But I don't love to be on the show. It seems like a good, a good promotional too. I have nothing to promote, but just trash to March I could go on there. It seems fun.

It seems like something cool people are doing. I really want to get in the streamer crowd. I really want to go on Sky Sennets or Thai Lillies or anybody because they had someone else on there. I was a sniper wolf, but someone else was recently on there too. And I was like, damn, everyone's really going on this. Did Cardi B go on it or not? No, probably not yet. I don't know if she did.

Nikki even asked it a while ago, right? Nikki did a while ago. Ice Spice and Lotto did a couple of weeks ago. But it was kind of similar. They were kind of like, I saw clips where, like, the guys were playing in the background. And then Lotto and Ice Spice were just sitting on the chairs in front of the, like, cameras or whatever, just like talking to them. To do each other? Yeah.

Oh, they weren't even, yeah, they said it'd be awkward. I guess I'd probably like, what do I have to say? Because I heard, I think Kai said he was only like 23 because I was watching the sniper. Wolf one, at clips of it anyways. I don't even know where you watch streams. Like, where do you watch a full stream? Twitch. Is that where they're doing it?

Yeah, yeah. Oh, okay. I just saw clips, I guess, on Twitter. And yeah, sniper was talking about him and he said he was only 23 and I was like, that's crazy. Like, can't even, I don't know what I talked to a 23 year old about. Like, what do you talk about? You know, that's what I was saying with the Mariah Carey thing too?

It's like, yeah, she probably would be the worst guys because she is like, she's older than me. I was like, what do you talk about a 23-year-old streamer about? Me too. What would I go on there? I also saw Was it fake The David Dobberg

The guys the boom Oh I had it for my hot topics Oh well The Costco guys Good thing we said it now Because we're almost out of time I'll play it in case that So David is

Flying to Hawaii I'm flying to Hawaii You Joe David Are you guys going to like Yeah I get

Five big boom Boom And they get arrested. Is it real? Or fake? It's fake? Fake? How do they fake it on a plane?

How do you fake that on a plane? Everyone's in on it? It's on a set. Oh, so it's not a real plane. It's a set. It must be a set, yeah. I hate it. What's the point of it?

I mean, again, he's always terrorizing people. Now he's like doing threats. I know. The influence. That's what I'm saying. And you know what? I loved him in this 23 old category.

He's 29. He is 29 years old doing this. You know what you mean? Like, I get it. I'm not about age-shaming influencers, but it's also like, do we need to be doing these pranks with big justice and his dad, you know?

And like inciting your fans to do this on a plane. You know someone's going to do this on a plane and go, boom, boom. And everyone's like, ah, like, I hate it. it. I saw and I hated it. No, it's like the worst kind of joke you can make. Yeah.

It's not funny. Not funny. You're trying to keep up with these like hot young streamers and like that's what you come up with. It's stale. It's giving old. It's giving why. It's giving, put him on a list.

Like why is he doing this? Like why is he? You know what I mean? It's just so. The no point. Yeah. Because like what? Because obviously he's making it seem real.

And like you said, just causing terror, whether it's a set or a real plane. all of it's awful I don't blame the Costco guys they're just trying to get you know the clout too but they probably have more clout than David these days I would assume honestly T right like they know they're more out there yeah

they do more things I wonder if Costco ever like officially partnered with them ever did they ever bring like you know like that were such the Costco guys I mean it's so far from that to what they've been doing now no but they still do Costco stuff here and there so I wonder if they

they brand it maybe the try guys need a new guy the Costco guys try Costco try Costco they did an AMC partnership try guys no um Costco guys they did what was it they came up with an original song I think it was a while it was a few months ago wow yeah they had an original song and they performed it and did a music video in the AMC okay that's actually everything that's actually my dream collab too aside from Harpies I'm not going to be greedy, but I would love a... If skims by AMC ever comes out, I would love to do it. AMC really is our spot.

I do love an AMC. Yeah, it's just really good. Their popcorn is really good, but I still keep in those fucking Fantastic Four tubs. And I'm like, how many of these do this have? They probably just had so many, like, unsolved. Still, literally I did one last week and it's Fantastic Four. They haven't had a new one, I feel, in a while,

because there hasn't been a big movie. Wicked. Oh, those buckets will be crazy. The Taylor buckets. I feel like the Taylor buckets will just put her face on them. Are you going to get one? Yeah, I was going to say, but, you know. I know you're looking for the one here.

I know you're looking for it. I swear it's been. Did you ever take it home or did Moses put it away during the cleanup? Which one? Did you see it in the cleanup? Which one? The Taylor Swift popcorn bucket? It's always moving around.

We're using it as a bucket somewhere. We're using it as a bucket? Oh, sorry. As I was thinking, I was like, I, that's been here since you saw it in theaters. Well, first of all, your gold Labouba is there. Oh, my 24-year-old-a-Boo-Boo. Oh, my God. Oscar's loved his Emmy here.

You leave everything, like, literally on the floor. I was like. Oh, yeah, this year. Oh, yeah, you have so much. I do be forgetting things. Yeah, we had a, when Demi Lovato came, we had to do a deep hall. I mean, it's still not fully there, but it's better. I really don't love the dressers.

Those are always annoying me, but we're getting our organizer back soon with the cabinets. It's part of the corn. Babe. It's literally two beetle juice dressers and a Merrill Monroe dresser behind that were in my old bedroom. Love them, but do I love them in the podcast room? Maybe. I don't know. I guess they could stay.

Are there things in there? What's in there? What's in it? One of them, I think, still has your, like, lingerie and bathing suit. Oh, what? Oh, my God. The other one has DVDs and some things. Okay, let's clean those out, baby.

I was like, what is he even holding? That's the next Patreon. What's inside? The podcast drawer. Okay, honestly, we try to think of ideas in case we don't have one. And I'm like, that could be the next one when we run out of our fitness desk. I'm going to make one video for the water droplets. Which one are you making?

Water theme video. Okay, yeah. Yeah, people liked your video. You had a 36-minute clean-out with Moses. We still have to do Remy Ashton's chicken tenders too. Yeah, do we have the recipe? I thought the book's not out yet. We had the recipe that she posted.

I think she was just like teasing the rollout. Oh, so she did. The official recipe. Okay, let's do that, too. We'll put that on the list of the CVS. And that's probably not hard. The chicken fingers, I don't think I thought. No.

That sounds delicious. Yeah. Everything sounds delicious. This is the longest I haven't eaten, I think, since forever. I don't think I ate since. Last night I just had grapefruit. Does that count as eating? No.

So, like, if you're counting, like, real meal, Olive Garden yesterday at 12.30. Wow. It's like a 24-hour fast. Intermitt fasting. Yeah. Damn. If I didn't.

And I wasn't going to eat the grapefruit eggs because it was so freaking late. And I almost, I sat on them, I pouted it for a minute on the couch for like 20 minutes. And I was like, okay, I better eat them. But if I wouldn't have eat them, it would have been a full 24-hour cast. Yeah, I was so annoyed. Not with you, but just in general, just being late and tired. I was like, do you want this? I was like, no, I'm tired.

And then I slept for a minute. I pretended to just leave and then Malbu came over to wait me up. And then I was like, okay, I better get up. So. The big one I had was the David updates just because there were streamers that had to say that they have no. affiliation so I thought that was interesting Wait was he a streamer he was a singer right He was a streamer

Singer but also streamer Oh I didn't know Yeah What was his big song on TikTok I don't know It was also in Fortnite God it was like a really big song too Yeah

I'm not fully versed on this story fully I don't know Do you can tell me or is it too sad I don't know No I mean I'll do just like The top line information Because it is a really crazy story

And it's weird because he just is so popular. Because David is, I guess the reason it goes into our world really is just because, like, a lot of streamers that he collaborated with had to, like, speak out about it because they've done, you know, videos and streams together. So, like, Pockemean released his statement. Jason the Wien had to release a statement. Ludwig and XQC had two as well. Oh, wow. He's with all the big ones? He's with all the big ones.

He just, he had cat's eye on his stream. a couple months ago before his tour he's like very very mainstream yeah he had a song of Kaliuchi's too like yeah

like he's so that's why it's such a crazy story oh my god that's insane yeah because when all this unfolded in the beginning of September I remember like hearing like the headline about like a body being found in the front

of his Tesla that was at an impound lot and like are my in my head like I just literally never thought what had I knew he was on tour too yeah so I'm like realistically nothing to do with them there's probably some kind of explanation for how this happened you know was it in the impound lot you said yeah so the um it was the Tesla was in an impound lot and um they had complained because there was a odor coming from it and then when they opened it up it there was a body in the front of the Tesla right And my first thought was like, that's like, okay, that's a perfect place to store a body just for a random person to have done it, not like him. Because, too, it's like, even with the fame aside, it's like, well, who would either, again, he's innocent to proven guilty.

Either Celeste, either she was like on a lie that she was either murdered or maybe like a medical thing. It could be an overdose. And then the body out of fear restored. We don't know anything yet because the coroners haven't released any information as far as. cause of death or anything so but either way yeah so the body being like stored in the front i just in my head i just thought like okay maybe some it was like an unhoused person that like you know went and i don't know that's where my head went yeah not an influencer and not like yeah because i i didn't know his popularity but it would be i guess equivalent of like a davidoburg

or something no for real yeah um and then when the body was identified it was identified as i mean she died as a 14 year old which i think it's important but um her name was the little And then she was reported missing over a year ago. And the thing that really got me is when they said that the police said that she had the tattoo on her finger. And David has the matching tattoo. And that was when I was like, oh, this is something crazy. And then after that, he was still touring even like after the body was found and stuff. So again, that's what made me think I was like, I mean, he's still touring.

it must be some weird comment like there must be some crazy explanation because they have a song about Celeste there's like lyrics with her name yeah some more she was dating a David according to her mom yes um and that's again how everything started coming together is so odd because tumbler photos yeah or something or old photos and it took um lapida a while to like identify the body because the body was dismembered which is crazy and then um Celeste's mom reached out at TMZ because she said my daughter was reported missing and she was dating somebody named David and then Team Z gave that information to LAPD

and then that's how that helped them identify the body as Celeste. And yeah she was only 14 and then once that came out then all of a sudden all these receipts started like flooding. There's been clips. There's been screenshots. Again, it's hard to verify like what is authentic and what's not

but there have been screenshots of him talking to her when she was as young as 11 which is crazy um and then there's been clips of them on stream like you said the tumbler photos um screenshots of them talking in like discord and stuff um and it's just crazy this is what i was thinking about too like okay even before i'll like why did it have to take her being killed or her passing away for us to know about like this famous streamer having a relationship with someone not young not even like 11 12 13 they I guess they had started there's documentation of them talking online when she was 11 and documentation of them being in person since she was 13 um so as either both of those are and she was on his stream

I saw a clip of them like together and he even said something like oh no don't put that out there like we have to cut this or something yeah because she said something about like him having sexual relations with kids and I guess she said it like as a joke is what it sounded like and then he um he like ended the stream after that and he was on Zach sang he was like everywhere I guess he streamed with all these people just bigger than Zach saying but I know I was like oh that's like a real like musician no he's like so insanely popular and it's just crazy that like when Michaela doesn't do hashtag ad I hear about that but I don't hear about it is so crazy to me

and I know that has a lot to do with like fan bases obviously like a more like teenage boy fan base like they're not going to be you know sounding the you know moral alarms but it is crazy because there are people clock like TMZ just had a screenshot from um 2023 of someone like in the in his stream or maybe it's 2024 but someone in his stream calling out that he was dating a minor um and they verified that screenshot um but it's crazy that like there was were some people that were like, oh, this is messed up. Like something's going to happen with him. And then it didn't get flagged for the rest of the world.

It's crazy. Like, is that like. Yeah. So that's like the. Like, the case is so. So the case is going to be. There's so much that's like not known yet. So it's so hard to see like where it goes because yeah.

At the very, very least, there's multiple crimes. So his relationship with Celeste is like one. crime and then obviously did she die from like an overdose is she was she killed like who that is also going to be another thing that's getting investigated and then beyond that it's the dismembering her body the way that it's stored and then like that's another thing too so there's so many crimes and so many things that are getting investigated um very weird though it's been alleged like the latest is that he

because he has like fans and stuff added on like you know gaming sites and the latest I saw allegedly is um he but he was gaming on Roblox and Fortnite as early as recently as this past Saturday which is so weird too. Yeah

he hasn't said anything. He has not said anything. That's so odd right? You don't want you to say like absolutely not like this is insane he has a lawyered up recently. He was reported to be cooperating with police in the investigation when the car was traced to him back in the early week of September. But we know the most recent update was that he has lawyered up. But obviously the investigation is like until they have evidence beyond a

reasonable doubt, like they can't have like they won't say what they have or what they found. They went through his mansion in the Hollywood Hills. He rented it for or he was leasing it for $20,000 a month. It was Hallie Berry's old house. So it's like he has so much money. But they had a search warrant. They went through his house. They took his electronics.

They were looking for blood in his house. And then once they went through his house is when he stopped touring. He came back. And then now he, the latest also. what I heard is that he ended his lease early. He signed it February 2024, so he ended his lease early, so now he's moving from that

house is like, again, the latest update. Wow. But again, February 2024, that's the first time Schles was reported missing. And then she was found, or this is also so wonky because the information is coming from where it's sources.

According to a teacher, the cops got her the first time and brought her back and then she went missing again, because she was reported missing a few times so it's all very convoluted like this pipeline of information is so all over the place um but yeah i think the fact that he's just like so famous so high profile and then people are finding the songs and kind of like going through and seeing like what can relate to her she had a song about a unreleased song called celeste and then he has this alter ego that's all about murdering um that he also refers to a lot it's been really crazy

um to not say anything like even if you have lawyers once you put out statement like even people who like are guilty will usually be like nope this is not true you know like people who like like try to deny it like it's so weird you wouldn't say anything i think because i mean this is just me speculating knowing influencers but um even with like cancellations like your PR is like just don't say anything so and that's just like i think this is something i would no trust me i know but that's the only thing i can think of is he just has people saying don't say thing. So what did the statement say?

Like, what did Pockemean say? Were they like, I didn't know this person, like, this person was not the person I knew? Or are they just like? They're all basically saying, again, that they had no idea. Pockemeen tweeted, I've gotten a lot of messages about the David news and wanted to say my shock and disturbed as everyone else finding this out. Hoping justice will be served soon. My thoughts and prayers are with the victim's family.

Jason the ween also has like unfollowed him. and at first when this story came out this was at the beginning when just the body like I said was found in his car him Jason Lewine and Ludwig were defending him saying that he wasn't he didn't do it if he was a suspect the police would have been after him

but then obviously once the body was identified he has walked that back but then with him there was he's also like a really popular streamer but he had David on his streamer at one point and he David was with a girl named Celeste but it wasn't the it was a different Celeste

but that was the whole thing that Jason had to clarify that this wasn't the victim this was her name was Celeste but it was not her but that's still very weird that he knew like to Celeste like that it kind of creeps me out um Fortnite has obviously distanced themselves from him

why was he working with them um yeah his song was in fortnight yeah um oh my gosh he had in-game items and an emo made specifically for Fortnite. Wow. And then Ledwig also said that the news of her death broke on her birthday and clearly he knew her very intimately.

Like even if he did not have any hand in murdering her, that's psychopathic to not, like clearly this person was a part of your life. And XQC also has spoken out about how it's just an insane. coincidence about like the songs and stuff so all the streamers obviously are disavowing him i feel like no one's gonna like stand for him i mean they tried to i guess at the beginning right i think at the beginning but at the beginning makes sense because it does seem so crazy that like kind of like i was like in my head i never would have like thought it would got this far because i feel like people have

a lot of like true crime brain too where like people jump to like the craziest conclusions or like think everything is like a who done it and sometimes it goes like people's speculation goes too crazy um but this is a case where people's speculation in which was crazy ended up being you know it looks like it might be applicable which is my god um but yeah it is i think this is also one of the cases where like the sleuthers are like helping the investigation because there is so much i mean it's obviously years of streams and discord and reddit and like there's so much in there um it's so crazy to me and then the one thing i was getting kind of depressed last week because because his streaming numbers went up so much.

Like, let me see how much it rose, actually. He was the biggest gainer last week on Spotify. He jumped 63 spots. So his music is like getting downloads. Yeah. He earned his biggest streaming day of all time on September 21st with 12.1 million streams. And then I saw like some TikTok. And obviously they were like young girls who can't like, I don't know,

maybe they have trouble realizing what's. real life but they're like oh my god i can't listen to this song like romantic homicide anymore because it's about um select like people are kind of i think having a hard or i don't know just being obtuse as the fact that this is like a real again she was 14 when she died like she didn't even live to see 15 so like this was a real young girl who something horrific happened to her even if again if this overdose the fact that her body was dismembered yeah it's like and they can't even like they're having a hard time finding the cause of death because it was so far gone that that's crazy um i'm hoping that is people streaming the songs

like trying to find like correlation or clues and stuff not just because they are it's also probably just like like me too it's like you you hear i don't know what the song was but you heard the song and oh my god that's like a song i like no and maybe out of curiosity yeah just being like what is the song i don't know yeah i don't know if it's necessarily like fans i hope so or i mean i don't know yeah you just just because he talks in interviews and music videos and all that stuff, there's a lot of stuff hidden in there that correlates directly to the crime that happened. Because he talked about, you know, this member, like he talks about things that happened

in the music video. He talks about these other persona as somebody that does those kind of things. So, and some people are trying to speculate that maybe the crime, the scene crime is not his house, but rather when the music video was shot, that it correlates directly to that do it. Yeah, I mean, at the end of the day, like you said, there's, like, a young girl that's, like, not here. And I think that's, like, the saddest part, whether it's him or somebody else, it's, like, really, um, really awful.

Yeah. So the way it's found and the way that it's a spectacle. And I know, like, like you said, like, in a way, the public, you said, helps because they can find all these clues and stuff like that. But it is just awful, too, that it becomes such a spectacle, I guess. Yeah. Yeah. And I just, like, I just like.

looking forward to things coming because it just all of it is like how again was a a 13 year old girl at the time like yeah that part just gone and then she ran away and then she was brought back home and then she ran away again obviously if she was brought back the first time they knew where she was

at and also she's on streams you know and him hanging out with her like you said at that age at 11 12 30 like what is wrong like we always talk about that on here is like whether it's a friendship or not it's like what was wrong obviously she she was had trouble in her life whether it was at home or with these guys or whatever it's just like not yeah wasn't a good situation for her which is very so many layers and then all it's just so layered

like that that's pretty much grooming like when she's 11 but then also the power dynamic of her him being famous and like a famous musician and then when it gets who knows I feel there were substances involved and then coming to the crime I don't know it's also but from the very very beginning like it doesn't make sense to me like how did we get How did it take the most extreme thing in the world for people to talk about? Yeah. And like you said, it's still not as talked about. Like, the story I first saw was like through spill slash and then, you know, I haven't seen it as viral as I guess it should be.

It is so weird. Like, yeah. And I mean this so genuinely, I feel like, again, I hear when it was Tanna and Brooke fighting, I heard that. And it's, I know it's not just my FYB. I know that, like, in general, like the people who talk about it, like, because. Because it's getting reported in, like, the true crime, like, bracket. Yeah. Or, like, the news and stuff, but not so much, like, influencer space as much.

Like, it's not as viral as, like, the drama. It's not like, um, drama, get, you know what it? Right, right. Which was, like, this kind of about, like, makeup and compare. It's just so weird. Like, because we haven't talked about it. I guess to me, it's more like it is, like, a crime, you know? It's not, like, a little key or a little gossip.

So it feels, like, weird to even talk about it. because it is like a crime someone's gone it has to do with an influencer it's like so serious you know yeah maybe people shy away from it I don't know yeah yeah I don't know but um hopefully there's justice for Celeste and I guess I'll just know over time it doesn't look good but it's good that people are at least saying their statement not like shining away from it like the ones that clapped with them like I think that's a good step for people to be like and it made me more aware of it too with like a pokey main statement

being like oh okay yeah true because again I knew he was popular like I remember when he collab with Katzai and stuff but like yeah it is crazy saying he really was with just like everyone you know when you're in that streamer world like you really are I mean they all are collaborating

like 24 seven but damn yeah he was so is so mainstream so it's just so it literally feels like the So, I don't know, it feels so, I don't know, it's just so crazy. It feels like a show or something. Yeah, because it's so.

Close. It's like so close to the space and people we know and like. And the worst crime of magic. Like literally, everything else seems like, yeah. It's crazy. Yeah, it's like unbelievable. Yeah. I'm sure we'll get more updates and that's just, yeah, it's awful.

And yeah, I guess shout out to the people who do pieces together. And even TMZ, it's like wild to think. Team Zee gets a lot of hate because it's like, oh, they're so invasive, so nosy. But like for them to be the one to be like, hey, this girl's missing and then them connecting the body to that is like wild. The whole like slew thing, I don't know, the community and stuff can get very out of hand with some cases and stuff. But like it is, again, there's just so much information coming that the fact that like Team Z and

everyone like on Reddit and stuff is like helping piece it together. Yeah. It is cool to see at least. Yeah. of people coming together to help get justice it's like yeah at least there's something you know but yeah it is so sad awful yeah i'd never have words like goosebumps like it's sad i get like all of it it's just like awful because there's like no words and but yeah i guess there's hope that it'll be resolved at least there's hopefully should be some closure coming you know i'm sure someone will

some will even david himself i mean has to say something at some point to someone statement to the statement to the people like yeah and also it's like again it just takes so much time because when like when the cops are like building a case especially like potentially a murder case like it takes so much time to build that because yeah um with juries and stuff as we've seen like it's yeah it takes like one little thing to you know for someone to get away so in order for them to build an airtight case it just takes time and it takes like a lot of like lack of communication but because his circle is so large

and because there's so much evidence out there like something's going to happen there's just too much for him to like get away I agree I'm sad I don't even know how to like that's awful

it's sad it's heartening and yeah there's no way words yeah awful guess one on that no because i'm not really sure where to go and it's so um so sad i know that's why can't i can never do the true crime because i know it's and like you said it is important and there's a community that can help it's like the other guy who's the other one from the don't mess with cats people you know um like it is good and i get like you know people can find i know there's cases that have gone cold from like 1970s that people are like here's a discovery

we just found so like it's good with technology and i understand the value of it and i understand the value of it um but i my stomach cannot handle it because it just makes me so nauseous and just sad for the world and just in all of it and like you said like sometimes we think of like killers as like mentally unwell or they look a certain way or they're like outcast by society but this is someone who's just like beloved and has everything and successful and it's just like yeah the fact that it's also tied into that is yeah it's very it's like you said it's just very eerie like even again innocent and so proven guilty but But things aren't lying.

The thing we know is even. Yeah. The stuff that we at least know is already, yeah. It's just not good. Well, thanks guys for watching this episode. We love you. And that was good. Oscar, this is why I love when you're back.

You're very intellectual. You're very, you're very smart. You put things together so well. You speak things so nicely. Like, I don't know. Like, I was trying to grasp what was happening and I just can't fully. But you did a very good job. It's a very top line.

I know there's so much because I know people are very in the case and know some. Again, this is very top line, recent stuff, trying to relate it to our kind of, you know, world and stuff. Yeah, because I can never be a true crime girl. It's so hard. Getting facts right and also like the way you speak about things and making sure like you're dealing with things delicates, like delicately with like her family and stuff. Like it's just so hard. Like I don't have people do it. Yeah.

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