Just Trish - Tana Mongeau Addresses ALL Her Current Scandals & Messiest Moments

Episode Date: August 31, 2023

Trisha sits down with the un-cancellable Tana Mongeau to spill ALL the tea. From her international wine tour scandal that made headlines, to becoming frenemies with Bryce Hall, and even the possibility of finding love with Jeff Wittek–Tana doesn't hold back as Trisha hilariously tries to keep up with all her drama.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Welcome back to the Jess Trish podcast with literally the number one like most requested guest like literally doing charity work being here. You are so the most iconic podcast guest in the world. You're in every single podcast in the world. You get the most views for everyone. Tana Mongeau. She keeps thanking me for being here. I don't know which camera to look at. There's so many. She's so fucking rich. She's so rich. We have to get into that in a second. You are so rich. Oh, don't even start. You so rich no it is it is fucked up dude but um she keeps thanking me for being here and i can't express to you enough most podcasts feel like work today i feel like a make a wish child at disneyland i am so happy to be here oh my god i'm so honored you're so beautiful

i was like literally like you have like you've always been beautiful but you just keep going up i'm like did you have more plastic surgery? Like, tell me your secrets. I was just sitting here like, no, I want more plastic surgery, always.

You look so good. You're the hottest person in person. Oh my gosh, no. Like, absolutely ever. No, I swear to God,

she is the hottest person in person. Like, you look, you're always the hottest person, but you look incredible. Oh my gosh, I think that about you too. I saw you,

and I was like, and this hair. The wig. Who's Candace? Candace, this is Candace. This is candace this hi i'm candace okay hi nice to meet you alter ego do you have alter egos um i do um we have

trina which is when i'm or tina when i'm really drunk okay and she's awful is there any more amari let's call you trinket trinket trinket's cute like no makeup like i'm at the house like covered in food crumbs this This is Candice though. I'm trying out my wig moment. You've done wigs for like. I love wigs. Why? Was your hair breaking?

Super. Yeah. I was going literally bald. I wear wigs. I am absolutely literally bald. We took out the extensions yesterday and I was like, oh damn. Like I look like Howie Mandel. Yeah.

And like I'm bald. No. And so I can't bleach it for a couple weeks. You get it more than anyone. Are you going to continue? One last bleach and tone before the summer ends. I'm going to miss it. I miss the bleach and tone era of everybody.

It is like a drug. You're holding strong for the platinum blondes of Y2K. It's my favorite fucking thing in the world. And I hate that it comes with damage. But I guess that's everything I love. You know? Yeah. No, this is great, this whole moment.

Yeah, I feel. I love it. I just, don't you like feel weird when you're not blonde yes i don't feel as pretty i don't even with the platinum blonde i feel like i'm not like a playboy bombshell like i just feel like you get more attention people are like nicer to you they assume you're dumber which is my favorite thing ever right like i can't do anything i'm just so stupid yeah but you play it up i feel like you play into it you like people to think that for sure because then people are like oh you're actually like I feel like you play into it. You like people to think that. For sure. Because then people are like, oh, you're actually so smart.

You just did a Forbes interview. And I was like, oh my gosh, what do you mean Forbes? She keeps up with everything. And I'm like, dude, how? I watch everything you do. Your life is so, you have so many facets of your life. You're always doing something different. One day she works in a drive-thru.

The next day she's a multimillionaire. There's Malibu Barbie. There's a new hairstyle. The mohawk, by the way, was iconic. Thank you. Pink energy. And then you still keep up with the shit I do. mohawk, by the way, was iconic. Thank you. Pink energy. And then you still keep up with the shit I do, and I don't understand it. No, I've always loved you.

I've always think you're always getting into something, I feel. That's true. Like, it's crazy. You call yourself problematic and canceled, but it's so funny. You do always find yourself in situations. Someone's always talking about you. A guy is always talking about you. It's just crazy.

Like, straight men. We have a thing on this podcast where we do not understand straight men at all. I don't understand them at all. But you're like friends with all them you infiltrated the straight man group it's like a fun game of chess that i take out from underneath the coffee table every once in a while and i play you're so good at it for the girls and the gays let's be real yeah but the straight males that come for you lately have been insane i don't even know if you talk about by the way if we talk about something you don't want to

talk about just like don't want to talk about, just don't want to talk about it or edit it out. Trisha, I would talk about anything with you. Really? I will tell you who's on my will right now. You know what I mean? Anything. You have a will? I have a mental will. That's rich.

I have a mental will. I need to actually do it. I need to too. It just sounds morbid. I feel like all about manifesting. If you write something down, it happens. I feel like if you're writing down after I die, then you die. But think about the blood sucker hungry tigers that are going to try to take all our shit.

Who would try to take yours? Like, who would you think? Because, like, can friends take it? Can your parents maybe take it? Who takes it? I could definitely see, like, my parents that I was born into taking, trying to take my shit if they're still alive. Wait, you don't talk to them?

No, I don't talk to them. But they were so supportive. Like, when you did, like, the half-naked video, they were, like, reacting to it. Oh, my God. She knows every fucking thing about me. Because I was like, what supportive parents do you have? I was like, wow, they're watching you be so sexy. No, that was, you're so sweet. That was a fun blip in time that video but no i'm amari's family's kind of in my family for like over a decade now so it just it slowly became

more that you know what i mean over time and they're the best yeah they are the best oh we love amari what happened to your pocket we should have you on too what happened to your podcast do you remember they came for me she knows every time i see Amari McKee came for me, he's like, let's cancel Trisha Paytas. Do you know he talked about this to me last night? He was like, I'm scared to go to her house. Because first of all, I damn near hit him. Like backhanded him. He was like, I came for Trisha Paytas.

I was like, get out. You don't live here anymore. Oh, last night? This is a Trisha Paytas household. You know what I mean? I mean, everybody comes for me. I get it. I mean, I get why people don't like me.

No, I didn't come for her. You did. What do you fucking do? Like, let's cancel Trisha. Those exact words. Those exact words. What title was that? That was Tara's World. Tara's World was like talking about shows and stuff.

Oh, that stupid rough bitch. I'll block her on everything. I'll block her on everything right now. Does she not like me? I follow her. Oh, okay. I did not watch it because it triggers me to watch people hate me. Oh, I can't watch anyone talk. Because I get it. White people hate me, but I don't want to see it.

Oh, my God. Especially Reality House. Like, what the hell? Reality House was so iconic, though. Wait, were you on it? I was on it. And you and I had a really similar experience because I kind of came in. I left, like, the first day.

I was such a fucking miserable cunt to be around. I'm sorry, Kian and JC. What season? Were you only three years? The one after you, I think. You were on the one with Amari, too. No. Land of the Plug. No, that wasn't yours. No, after that one't no after that one okay so you were like the third because they wanted you each season you kept like flaking right that was like the whole thing yeah absolutely which by the way thank you for not look i don't think that's your brand anymore i was like

oh everyone's like tana flakes so i got like a little nervous i was like oh my gosh okay she can play because i get glam but you actually like didn't you're on podcast'm like, she doesn't flake. She's on all these podcasts. I left flaking in like 2022. Okay, last year? That's gross. Beginning of last year, I swear. I swear. I still will be a little late occasionally. I was late as fuck today.

You live far. I'm far. I'm far. I just underestimated how far. And then we pull up. And I just have to let the people know, you guys. Trisha, I know you have money like that. I know you have it like that i see your house on tiktok but the guard gate for her house is damn near bigger than the entire complex i live in like well you're in hollywood it's so expensive actually it's like a motherfucker live here i feel like the

whole nba is on this yeah we have some like wwe WWE people. I think the Disney CEO lives in here. He has, like, a $35 million house. The Disney CEO lives in your neighborhood. If you see me just, like, walking around after, like, hot girl walk, mind your business. Who should do that? I do that all the time. We just love to walk around. They have, like, really cute areas to walk in. Yeah, just to be safe.

You live here. I need to find a man. I do. Yeah. I do. I live here. When you're looking for her, I feel like you're just, like, such a single, like, independent female boss. Well, because I think you're, look, I love feel like you're just like such a single, like independent female boss.

Well, because I think you're, look, I love that you're iconic because you always are with like tied to guys. So many, I can't even keep up with it, honestly. I can't. Which I love. I think it's cool. Like, I don't understand when people like shame, like, you know, the whole Dylan Danis thing right now, like being like, oh my gosh, she's been with everyone.

I'm like, but that's kind of a flex. Like, you've been with like Leonardo DiCaprio. Oh, you posted her with Leo DiCaprio and it's like, what? Like, oh my gosh. Yeah, I don't know why that's like a weird thing. So I'm like, for you, I was like, that's such a flex. Everyone writes songs. Like, no one's ever written a song about me. That is so untrue. That's like gold yeah I don't know why that's like a weird thing so I'm like for you I was like that's such a flex everyone writes songs like no one's ever written a song about me that's like gold I don't believe it at all honestly I will take my music career out of retirement and go to the studio after this and make a song about you if you need oh your music

career was iconic no so iconic what made you do that like rap or what like did you just like love rapping you were a really big inspiration yeah so for real like i don't know what you'd released at the time but like just music videos like um what chicken fingers and lipo changed my life i know just as much about you as you know about me so don't even get it um and i feel like at that time i was very much like you could have told me to do anything for money and i would have done it yeah so i was kind of did you make money off your music yeah oh my god this is would have done it. Did you make money off your music? Yeah. This is the difference between you and me.

You make your money. I spend my money to do this. I mean nothing. I lost $10 million doing music. Bible. Yeah, Bible. Bible, Bible, Bible. Okay, but you're saying that from your gargantuan mansion.

That's a flex. I only have five of these had I not spent money on music videos. I get that. The fact that you made, how did you make money off music? I just, I guess I just had a lot of, yeah, like streams and like, I guess brands and different stuff that I do. And music touring.

I did a lot of music touring. So when you toured, you performed? I did two full music tours. What? How did I not know this? Because I knew everything. I knew you did tours. Because I was like, that's iconic.

I stole your manager because I was like, I need a tour too. How do I do this? You did a full screen live tour. I copy your managers every time. I think I've had two of your managers. I finally have the one you should copy if you need one. I finally have the one that I co-signed the copy. It took three times the charm, baby.

I trail everything you do. Because when I did your last podcast, or canceled 1.0. Now you're canceled 2.0. I did the one. You're like, I need a fancy set. I'm like, you had a fancy set, girl. What happened? Yeah, a lot happened. A lot fucking happened. I mean i mean i love your set now i love the vibe now is

it just at your house i love it it is a vibe but i want to i i eventually want to do this like we have a room like the same size as this and i think a set would be fun it's so fun this whole set for me so you guys are also just the cutest couple like we're driving in and he's like waiting in the driveway like come on in this by the way, this is like their guest house, like work area, like side door. So that's some Kardashian shit. Like Alexis, when you did Kris Jenner's makeup, did you not enter through a similar situation? Yeah, our glam enters that way too

because our glam room's right there. So like we should have you go in there. We have like a little green room, a little glam room with the lights in the mirror. I am gonna like ask for a house tour. Yeah, let's do it. A hundred percent, I love giving people tours. And I have to meet Malibu Barbie.

Of course. No, you were so supportive of it. Everyone like came. I love giving people tours. Of course. No, you were so supportive of it. Everyone like came for me for the name and you're like, Oh no, that's a great name. And I was like, what did they think you were going to name your fucking daughter?

Brittany, Michelle. Yeah. Like Jennifer, which are all great names. Fuck Brittany, Michelle. No,

I'm just kidding. Brittany, Michelle's cute. And then I, I wanted to talk to you about this on canceled, but I just have to ask. Well, we can overlap.

I'm sure we will overlap. Fuck your next baby. The goal name is Elvis. name is elvis 100 so wait why is that bad no trisha no thank you it's iconic elvis fucking tatus yeah elvis patus for sure if it's a boy or girl because at first i was like if it's a boy i think courtney will name her as elvis i have a feeling i saw that so that's how i like found out about this i don't care you've always wanted to do that you said it back in the day you said it on stage on a full screen live tour yes okay full screen live are they still around no this collapse for sure isn't it crazy they did make money off everyone's tours i think all the people they're like left for better touring

agencies yeah i don't know you're touring now who are you right now um giving all your secrets i am with like wme and live nation damn you're signed with wme i actually to be honest with you don't Who are you with? I am with, right now. Just me giving all your secrets. I am with, like, WME and Live Nation. Damn. You're signed with WME? I actually, to be honest with you, don't even know. Oh. You're just, like, on tour. I finally have a manager where I don't have to, like, know everything. Right.

He just says, and I go, and it's awesome. No, you're so good with manager. You've always been good. That's how you always get in your things. Oh, gosh. She's elevated always. You're so, so, so sweet. And are you singing on your tour?

You're just doing podcasts on your tour. Just podcasts. No. I don't think I'll ever sing on a stage again. That was, like, that was a wild, bold assumption of me. The amount of auto-tune I needed to. Did you auto-tune live? Demo vocalists.

Oh, wait, what? I didn't auto-tune live, but I backtracked live. So I'd play it in the back and kind of like. Oh, okay. But I feel like everyone does that, right? Yeah. I mean, I feel like everyone. Like Mariah Carey will stop and you hear the backtrack.

Or who was it? Cardi B recently. Like when she got the water bottle thrown at her. Like you heard the track going. So I think everybody does it B recently. When she got the water bottle thrown at her. You heard the track going. So I think everybody does it. Do you think she was wrong for that? No, right? Like, is she wrong?

Like, no, but she's too rich, right? Because then someone's going to try and sue her and be like, you hit me. And then she'll probably settle because she's so rich. I just think when you're rich, you can't be like that, which is annoying. Because I don't think she's wrong. Are you worried at all with this podcast about getting sued for slander or defamation? I tried to be really nice to everyone else. Allegedly saved my life, bitch.

Allegedly, yeah. When I learned the allegedly trick, oh my God. Yeah. And in my opinion, that's the other one. Right, right. Because you have been getting called out lately for you got canceled. Do you talk about this? Yeah.

I mean, you don't have to, but the whole little wine thing that happened. We don't have to go into it. Can I tell you the truth? Yeah. I had an hour call with my lawyer about it in the glam chair today before I came here. Oh, no. How do you deal with those things? Do stressed whatever i only ever get stressed i feel like once something could potentially go to court this one i mean sincerely i had a horrible

experience and i talked about it i think it was just kind of like a but i left a bad yelp review yeah you know and that's that's okay and if anything she's gonna get so much more business i'm sure there's people who just want to now go of course try it out and yeah whatever i i'm learning to maybe make my aliases stronger though okay yeah you didn't give an alias you just said full but in a way i guess that is a yelp review right like i think that is i mean i think maybe that you had a wendy williams moment in there you know when she's like when she's like Jamie Lynn yeah where it's like iconic but also like oh you know it's the thing is that like I know my audience gets my vibe or like you would if everyone knows you're joking but it's someone who's not in that direct fan base yeah sees me say some shit like that it's like oh my god Tana shut the fuck up yeah or they just like see you in general and they just get, there's something that, cause for

you, it's like any little thing you say or do, people are going to just like jump on you for, I feel like. Yeah. That context will always kill me. Yeah. Cause I just say the most out of pocket shit in a sentence. And then the next sentence I'm like, I didn't mean that. But like NBC is not putting, I didn't mean that in that.

Did you have interviews? Do you do interviews about that? I feel like you haven't talked about this. I talked about it on BFF's podcast for a second the other day. You went on there? I went on BFF's like a day ago. It's coming out. I swear to God, Trisha. You do all the podcasts. I sit down for BFF's and I'm like, it's obviously

I know they just want the tea, but they sent me like the docket before and it's like seven scandals and I was like, damn, I'm in like six scandals right now and I didn't even realize. I didn't realize either. I'm like, wait, what? I got into the point where literally I'll be like, oh, fuck, I'm in a worldwide scandal. Shit. Like five days into it.

You don't know. You don't know. So you don't feel it. Like I feel it when something like comes down on me. It's like all I mean, now I'm like married and so I can distract myself. But when I before I was like feeling it and I was like so scared all the time, you know, get anxiety over it. You're like, whatever.

I guess I do like sometimes get a little anxiety or I'll read shit. I try to just take everything as constructive criticism. Yeah. But like, if anything, I think that now once you really learn cancelled culture you kind of realize like oh in a week and a half this will blow over yeah so it's made me almost a little too nonchalant yeah and then when shit goes really mainstream I'll be like okay wait this is a real scandal let's what can we learn from this yeah you know but yeah it does make me a little too nonchalant when do you bust out an apology like you do it in a moment like i will do it so quick i'll apologize now for this interview i'm like i am so sorry i had no idea the preemptive apologies

hit i love it i'm so sorry for all of the next hour you know it's good to just get it out of the way yeah i try not to be offensive but you know i apologize when i feel like it's moral something i did is sincerely morally wrong yeah i feel like I am lucky to have like Amari and Paige and like Alexis and like all of my friends in my friend group who will straight up be like to you're wrong. So when I think when it hits that where they're not giggling about the memes and they're being like, OK, you're wrong. Yeah. You know, that's when I'll hit an apology. I feel like your your stuff even lately is just like like that. What I guess I could see if it was taken out of context. Oh, my gosh, you did a death threat or something.

But it's like, OK, not that serious. I get if it was taken out of context like oh my gosh you did a death threat or something but it's like okay not that serious i get you know what i mean like maybe that i'm sorry right now but why does no one talk about like all the shit that like is done to you and i feel like they don't get canceled like foosie was literally just like hey tana not gonna like sa you or harass you this time like last time i'm like what the why is no one talking about that more oh my did i tell you about that no why did you see me talk about that no i didn't see you talk about this. I just saw this clip and I was shook. I typed in Tana on TikTok and it was this clip of him in this car leaving this message.

I'm like, oh, I'm not going to do this like last time. I'm like, what? Why are people not talking about this? Oh my God. Wait, that's so funny. I forgot that he's live streaming 24 hours a day, seven days a week. Oh my God. He just went to jail for something.

Do you remember what Isabella was saying last night? Oh, he swat himself? Yeah, I think he's in jail right now. What? So he sent me that voice memo and I thought it wasn't on a live stream or anything but he just sent me that in cold confidence and I played it on Jeff's podcast

yesterday so I thought I had the breaking but I realized he's live streaming. Okay, let's get this off tonight, Oscar. I'm just kidding. Dead fucking ass Oscar, get to work. But yeah, Fousey's off his rocker yeah people so did that happen was there a last time as he referred to yeah I mean kind of yeah like there was here's the thing I don't want to say this in a how do I say this there wasn't really ever a point where I was genuinely in fear I think I've been through a lot not to ever negate going through something bad as I've been through a lot worse but like

sincerely I was with so many people in this context that I was just kind of laughing at him trying this but Bryce Hall, my ex-friend That's a whole other thing. That is a whole other thing. That was just a joke.

But he threw a party and I went and I was with FouseyTube and the whole night that was just a joke that was just a joke but um he threw a party and i went and i was with foosytube and the whole night he was just hitting on me so aggressively and like touching me being it was it was definitely very weird touching yeah like touchy like just like tana like hitting on me my wife i love you can i take you on a date whole nine trying to kiss me it got to the point where josie can say go one of my good friends like literally tried to assault him like fight him was like get the fuck away from her. And then I don't know, he got kicked out like whole nine. And the next day he sent me a gif of Taylor Swift holding up an I'm sorry thing as his

apology, which is just crazy. And then, yeah, now he's like all alive and shit. He's so off his rocker that I honest to God feel sorry for him a little. Of course. No, it's sad. Like watching someone who's like, I think he's talked about having a mental illness i honest to god feel sorry for him a little of course no it's sad like watching someone who's like i think he's talked about having a mental illness he's gotta be coped out though you think oh you think he's on something i've never just like seen cocaine he looks like a human bump of cocaine right now yeah he's yeah it's it is sad it's sad and like people are hyping him up for or like you know encouraging it also like if he's because i was

asking most of them where's he streaming is he on twitch or something like why aren't they like banning him like if he's doing like false sw most of them where is he streaming is he on twitch or something like why aren't they like banning him like if he's doing like false swatting but that is the most disgusting this is like i seriously i'm not kidding when i say like i actually like find straight men so disgusting like i can't look at any of them like i like i hate i'm like learning not to hate because dr drew's like have some empathy and i was like i'm trying but like i hate so much and it's because of this shit and it's specifically you i think this is why i've always just had a like i don't know like disgust for men i mean starting from you know who you know whatever trying to kiss you when you were like 18 and i'm just like what is with this these people

first of all grown-ass men who sees like 10 years older than you like you know which is a big i don't know when this happened but a big age difference still a big age difference he's 33 you're 24 um a 40 year old trying to kiss you when you're 18 i'm just like what is wrong i actually always have appreciated that about you i think you're one of the first people ever ever in my life that made me realize like so much shit wasn't okay because I always like I grew up in Vegas I grew up very big and bad like and I still am it takes a lot to affect me so a lot of shit like I will just laugh at someone and be like you're gross this is weird like get help and make fun of them but also like recognizing like you know people's behaviors weird like get help and make fun of them yeah but also like recognizing

like you know people's behaviors aren't okay and you almost instilled that into me that i now have that same protective nature and aware nature that you once had for me i have that for so many young girls on tiktok like coming up i just had a friend who's a tiktoker of a guy do some really fucked up shit during it like i went full mom mode full ruin his life mode full and did you call him out publicly or you just to her you like full life? He's actually in jail now, so I did. I posted his mugshot on my story. Oh my God.

I love that about you. I wish I could be more of that person. I feel like I hinder people more these days. If I talk, they're like, oh, it's Trisha talking. We don't want to listen to her. But I love that you do that. Oh, thank you.

We will all always listen. Well, because you get so much of it from straight guys. It's crazy. I was listening to Jeff and Mike. They had Fousey on. Yeah. And they were just talking about how he's like, I want to fuck her and I wanted this and I'm just like what is

happening right now first of all they're your friends which I know you like you don't care because they're like your friends but I'm just like what is happening why are people talking about this like 24 year old because like 24 isn't obviously but I'm 25 I will say you are 25 I'm 25 now oh okay when did you 25 June June I was like yes I need to ask you about that trip too there's so many things to ask I know I'm like sit here with you for to ask you about that trip, too. There's so many things to ask. I know. I'm going to sit here with you for four hours. If we want to give the people that special, I swear to God. Well, I was going to go more on straight men.

We can get into that later. But then I have to talk to you about your girlfriends. Because here's the thing. I try to have girlfriends. I try to have girls that are friends. And I tried this summer. And it just failed miserably. It failed miserably.

Why? She just sent my nudes and said I looked like a fat pig in it. Oh, my God. Can I say her name? No, honestly. I don't fuck yeah fuck her so fucking mother fucking heart to shut and i know you sit there you look pretty you be nice because if this goes in it's gonna get clipped and here's the thing she is being non-problematic right now it is me i i'm trying this is this what happened with the winery

girl yeah you know what i mean i got mad and I started saying shit and it got it was a headline I have not been that angry at an influencer or a female influencer or someone I knew or someone I even kind of thought I knew in so fucking long who the who does that I was I'm I've never been more blindsided like i talk about this because we're like i thought you're not worried about it i'm like so in shock every single day like i literally would go to moses i'm like i'm i'm shocked like how did this all happen how did this all come to it how did this happen like i didn't know her that well but we were always friendly i was like she was like wholesome all this stuff like okay how did this happen how was i so blinded why did we start a podcast together when she like hated me? Which just sucks.

Like that's what sucks. Like if you don't, why would you start a podcast with someone you don't like? I bought the costumes. I did the glam. I was just like, oh no. And you go all out for people you love and shit you're excited about, which is what makes me 10 times angrier. I also, I just, people make mistakes.

People gossip. But that is so beyond that. You're just a terrible person. And at your prehistoric age you fucking bitch i i just that's what got me she sent the nudes a month after she gave birth to her first son like to like go feed the kids yeah no for real and this way i do think there is a time when you're just like you're a parent like what are you doing and i think that you've said a lot about that that having malibu really made you have a different perspective on things. So for her to just be a mom and be doing, it's just, it's, it's also kind of scary to

have like, no, someone has like all these like nudes of you just to like, I don't know, make fun of you, hate on you. I don't know, obsessed over you. I don't know what it is. It's like kind of creepy. It is obsession. It is jealousy. It is freak behavior completely in my opinion.

I always remember back in the day, Shane would say like, I like Coll because she like and you know like how they all were especially at that time the gossip yes in that circle and that life you know better than i you know but i i didn't ever think it was like i i always knew that about her so when i saw her it's like i would never tell her the tea i knew she'd go tell everyone the tea yeah and shit but i didn't think it was like everyone was such a gossip but i always said too i was like oh her and joey are always like the sweet ones non-problematic ones like I always said that so that was like the biggest shock to me I'm like I knew everyone else talked shit well I didn't know I didn't know until I knew but I was like when I find out people talk shit about me I'm like because like and I gave her an out I was like hey did you say this like it's totally fine like I

totally talked shit about people like it's totally fine and then when she was like no they sent pictures to me and I was like okay and then when it came out I was like girl I like tried to give you an out like what it's so weird yeah when you ever find out people talk shit about you it's like but that's where I was going you are totally like cool you'll stay friends with someone you are loyal to a t like if you're girls uh who was it it's not not Brooke but Ashley Ashley yeah when you were like oh yeah she like hooked up with someone I liked and I was like kind of pissed about it but we're friends and we're loyal I'm like you are loyal she is an exception I think to a lot of the rules I live with because she really is like we're day one we're almost 10 years deep you know what I mean You are loyal. She is an exception, I think, to a lot of the rules I live with.

Because she really is, like, we're almost 10 years deep. You know what I mean? And the guy meant nothing. And the guy played a big role in the playing and lying and whatever it was. And I also, like, not to benefit of the doubt with her, but, like, I know her. And I know she was so fucking blacked out. And people make mistakes. And I think she truly didn't think I would care.

And it just got blown out of proportion, like so heavily. So don't get me wrong if she was, you know, someone else and the guy was a different guy I really cared about or something like that. Like your husband that you're like in love with. Yeah. Or just someone I was in love with and really dated for like a long time.

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because I was so insecure. And I always thought, I'm like, well, they're going to sleep with the guy I like. And then I hear your stories and it happens so many times. And I'm like, oh my gosh. It is crazy with 20s and drama and all that shit. But I hate to see you write off the idea of girlfriends forever. I'm trying. I'm trying.

I'm here, bitch. I will come over. I will do whatever the fuck you want. You are just everywhere, though. You are just great. I like you more than 99% of people. No, that is not, I'm not blowing smoke up your ass.

I'm so shocked. You're my favorite human being on this planet. Because people have always tried to, especially back in the day, the Vlogs God days, I feel like people always thought I hated you or something like that, so I thought you thought I hated you.

And I was just like, this is like an 18-year-old, you just turned 18, and I'm just likes God days, I feel like people always thought I hated you or something like that, so I thought you thought I hated you. I was just like, this is like an 18-year-old. You just turned 18, and I'm just like, this poor, I don't know, every time I came over to you, there was always dark energy,

not you, but at that house, that dark energy. I remember the last night, and they're like, what would you do to have a threesome? I just remember feeling like, I pretended to sleep.

I was just so traumatized by this. I'm like, this is disgusting. That whole era is such a weird time. I feel like i continued and that was so many different people for a long time where everything was for the vlog every line was blurred and yeah you don't know what's real and you don't know what isn't and it fucks with your head it fucks with your head fucks with your head so hard that was like a big lesson i had to learn like

the differentiation between content and friendship and i think it has improved the majority of my friendships you know yeah well i wondered that were you like genuinely just like to be around them or would you come just to be like okay let me just collab it's like a collaboration do you mean the vlog squad specifically yeah or any of your sister squads whatever squad you've been in all the squads you've been in every squad which I love

again iconic sister squad I was a lot closer with James we were actually really friends off camera and would like do a lot of shit together David and I didn't really do much off camera but he didn't really do anything off camera I always said that to him I'm like why don't we hang out he's like I don't hang out with anyone I'm like okay yeah like it was everything was just on camera with David so that was he was kind of an anomaly to

that like rule like even with Jake Paul like we would all do shit off camera like there was more real bonds there with people's worlds than with David everything was pretty much on camera but I think his on camera personality was really the only personality I ever got to know and i did like it at the you know at the time you were and then life changed i guess i don't know like so what happened with that so you don't talk to them anymore at all because you are someone who does go to like every

single group you're like on every podcast every group even if like someone doesn't like someone you're just like cool with everybody so that's why i was like kind of shocked that that like whole thing and well not shocked but like kind of shocked that you're just like i don't like them anymore i i can still see certain like adjacents and be okay like i could see like a matt king and we'll kick it i could see like a heath hasar i forgot i remember that name that's so real that's a blonde super innocent one okay like yeah no i know the name she doesn't need to know like it's fine like i could see like a zane and heath i could see i don't know zane and david are really close to the point that i could see zane not liking me i know todd hates me todd and i are that's no more

which and i liked natalie still we were cool but i feel like her association with todd almost made it to where it was like her boyfriend hates my gut so wait why does he hate you um like why would anyone hate you for real well so because you're not problematic essentially I just started getting really really close with Jeff and the whole I thing really like put it over the edge I think and I truly mean this it was my it's my formed opinion it's not Jeff being like form this opinion you know what I mean I do think he cares about loyalty and if I was still kicking it with David he would be hurt and we wouldn't be as close but that's not the it really was like seeing someone that you spend a lot of time with you really care about go for their 10th eye surgery that they're paying for and you're in the middle of Utah and you're he's stuck in this house and

he's on all these pants he can't walk and he's bleeding out of his eyes and he's paying for it all himself and even just the just every day we're driving in the car and it's like can you look in my mirror? Cause I can't see, which is crazy. I'm letting this blind man drive me around, but, um,

maybe get a driver and just, I mean, and just the psychological damage is like lack of trust. His lack of knowing if anything is real, his like, you know what I mean? Just all that shit. Like it really like hurt me for him to the point that I started vocalizing that.

And obviously I think that to the group, like off camera, off, we say it on your podcast on camera a lot okay and off camera would you tell them like what the fuck pay for his surgeries um no no no not to them I'm saying on podcast I was saying it I would say it off camera at any time and anytime I've had a conversation with them I say yo I ride for Jeff I feel bad for Jeff I think David still has never and in my opinion should just say hey I'm really sorry that you're blind in your eye and like pay I know it's an admission of guilt but it's like you have so much money you make a million dollars off snapchat and plus you got

all American rejects at your party which is not that much of a flex but it's still like he has the money you know I saw that and I was like damn wish I could see them live in that setting but I couldn't know but no they're kind of lame I did a music video for them and they were not very nice really the lead singer had to like push me I don't know he, but. No, they're kind of lame. I did a music video for them, and they were not very nice. Really? The lead singer had to, like, push me. I don't know. He was, like, it was weird. Not my vibe. Oh, my God.

God, I could sit with you for six and a half hours. That just opened, like, Pandora's box of questions I have for you. They're just, like, old. I'm surprised you like them. They're, like, older than me. They're, like, old and outdated. I love an alternative music moment. Wait, really?

Yeah. Oh, yeah. You're so young. My punk era was real. Well, because I, like, always date weird little punk musicians. Oh, that's right. And so it kind of shaped a lot of how I am. I don't know.

And I'm angsty. I'm angry. I love that. I can see that. It gives you hell. You're kind of, yeah, you're like. Love that song. Yeah, you're very like Ashley Simpson and her prime.

Yeah, Ashley Simpson and her prime. Honestly, that's a compliment. Oh, Pete Wentz was one of my first crushes ever. I remember being like 14 and i wrote a letter to him and i thought he was gonna get it have you met him no i actually haven't yeah he's good i don't know him either but he seems cool again they're just kind of like old i'm just surprised they're like way older it's i don't know but you could have been so you weren't at that party no i was not at that party um i've never like to david's face i don't think he'd ever

want to have that conversation with me it's just as soon as I started talking about it online, it was like I saw him at Coachella. And it was like we just exchanged one look and the look said everything, you know. But Todd doesn't like me because, like, God, what happened? You don't even know. I can't even. All I know for a fact is he lied. Wait, hold on. What?

It was the Dobricks pizza night. I know, but that's when he called me out for whatever he thinks I lied about. Or no, I don't know. What did you lie about? I remember I didn't lie. I feel like you're so honest, like, to your fault. I have nothing to lie about in the Jeff situation. Yeah. It's not my situation, and what the fuck is there to lie about? The man is blind in his eye. I think

everyone sympathizes for Jeff. There's not one person who's like, Jeff was in the wrong. Yeah, like, oh my god. Like, I don't get it. I saw him at Dobrik's pizza, or not Dobrik's Pizza. It was a Babylon event for Paramount, which I'm now weirdly banned from just like Jeff after I had an altercation there. What?

Wait, first of all, what's Babylon? What is that? It's a movie. It was a Brad Pitt movie. They had an event for it. Were you paid to go? Do people get paid to go to those? I get paid to go to events, not that one.

That was just like a good carpet and a fun event and everyone was going. I always wonder how people go to these things. That's so exciting. I'm just trying to keep my cloud up, you know? No, I love it. Your cloud is at an all-time high. Can was just like a good carpet and a fun event. I just wonder how people go to these things. That's so exciting. I'm just trying to keep my cloud up, you know? No, I love it. Your cloud is at her all-time thing. Can you please walk a red carpet with me at some point?

Oh my God. Can we please? No, I'm so for real. I would look crazy. What do you mean? I've never walked a red carpet because I just would look so dumb. Even now taking a picture, I'm like, I look so dumb. You've lost your fucking marbles.

I have like my angles and I can't be on a red carpet where they're photographing all the angles. So do I. So do I. So do I. I hit the same two angles. You're a teeny tiny. And then I save the one Getty I like

and then you know damn well I still Facetune it. So if you want to see the original, download that Getty images app, baby, and search Tana Mongeau. You do not Facetune.

Your face is like flawless. You are fucking. No, your teeth are perfect. Your lips are perfect. Someone stop her. No, your skin. Look at my skin. My skin's broken up.

Your skin's like flawless, broke, like perfect. I promise you, I facetuned the house down boots. What? I did surgery on my Alexis Glam photo today. Wait, really?

Oh my, I love. I put the wig in a different place. Congrats on being back together, by the way. I got Alexis because of you. Alexis Oakley, just really great. She's the best.

She's amazing. We're back and we're better than ever. Yeah, I love that because you were like the OG Alexis Oakley user. I've stand her forever since the dawn of of time the first time she ever did my makeup i was like okay so what do you think about never leaving yeah yeah ever ever and then she never put her on the salary just like the kardashians do with aria the bitch is too goddamn busy i swear

to god yeah she's also like an influencer are you a makeup artist or influencer she's both she's in her fucking bag i feel like you're like an influence i mean you're such a good makeup artist but i feel like you know i'm so grateful that i get like and i'm you you also do because i've confirmed this with her we get like the homie hookup rate but i feel bad for the bitches who's like weddings are across no you should charge you should no i always i'm like girl let me tell you like she's very sweet but like honestly you should like get top dollar for you but also i know you're like bougie she went to like italy and had like prada sandals i'm like how does she know everything dude it's so impressive like my daily vlogs are like hers i copy her like paceie. She went to like Italy and had like Prada sandals. I'm like, I haven't even bought Prada. How does she know everything, dude? It's so impressive.

I like my daily vlogs are like hers. I copy her like pace, her fastness. I'm like, okay guys, then I want this and then I'm like, I'm very that.

I love your daily vlogs, Lexus Oakley. She's the best. You're such a writer, you're such a good. You're walking a red carpet with me though. Okay.

I promise. Can we do a good one? Yes. I don't know about Babylon. I'll let you know. No Babylon, no Babylon. I don't know. I don't know. At the Babylon'll let you know. Yeah, no Babylon. No Babylon. I don't know.

I don't know. At the Babylon event, Tati just, he kind of, in my opinion, really yelled at me. In your face? Yeah, like,

not like this, but like, you know, a distance, and Zayn was there trying to like mediate it because it actually got really real,

and then, that is how it started. It just, and I never really feel like a little uncomfortable. I remember walking away. I called Jeff immediately and I like wanted to cry. And I know that if someone like if a man's like yelling at me, I will fold every single time.

First of all, I will cry every single time. That's like you should like men know that to never do that. And I'm not saying screaming. I'm just saying like it was stern. It was a little louder than talking pace. It made me feel some type of way. I podcasted about it. He went on a Twitch stream and was like it made me feel some type of way i podcasted about it he went on a twitch stream and was like tana's a fucking liar like that never happened and i was

like bro and he called you out by name yeah usually they don't they're usually a little like scared and cowardly they don't like to say the names you know um yeah he he said the names and ever since then i haven't looked back and yeah i've been good there's a lot of shit i feel like i could say that i don't say but yeah i don't know same same i'm always like he never liked me i know what is this like that i'm so old i literally never know what to do this is not a young person thing okay i like it we both have our blueberry milk sofia richie nails so i love us trying to be sofia like nothing you are trying to get into your sofia richie era i saw my actions are what's really holding me back i think you know no but you are like holding it together again for all these guys attacking you

and coming for you i'm just like you guys are like straight men trying to like cling on to tana's like fame and clout any chance you get do you know on tour um at our last show in pittsburgh so our show is all girls i'm sure yours was the girls and the gays it's really similar always when you tour and then there's like those five straight men. They're usually boyfriends who got dragged. Right, right. Or, and then there's, maybe there's one occasionally who like loves OnlyFans so much he decided to come try to see it in person. I love those though.

I'm my OnlyFans. Okay, you're fine. Yeah, yeah. Those are the only straight men. Those straight guys are fine. Yeah, those are the exception to the rule. But two straight guys got in a fucking fight in the crowd at our show in Pittsburgh. Oh, what?

I don't know. It was like two girls' boyfriends and they were fighting. I don't know. Oh my God, did you boyfriends and they were fighting. I don't know. Oh, my God. Did you kick them out? They got kicked out. The security kicked them out. This is what I'm saying.

Like, why be physical? It's only straight guys doing this. You're fighting with Tana Mongeau. Cancel the bet. You're so embarrassing. That's embarrassing. That's what it all comes back to is just straight men are so embarrassing. They're so embarrassing.

And every time they talk about you and say this stuff, I'm just like, what is wrong with you? Even like Todd screaming at you or like talking to you sternlyly even confronting you about something which is you said wasn't even true like you said you don't lie so it's also like what like what are you doing yeah he was um he was essentially just trying to say to me like i i do i do just want to clarify it wasn't that he was saying i was lying he said i lied later on the twitch stream about this interaction but he was essentially just trying to say like there's two sides to every story inferring that there's a david side and a jeff side and i said okay well there's a body and a crane and that's my two and there's a camera yeah there's

a video and that's those are my two sides i don't you know it was crazy that whole thing was still insane to me that's another one that i don't i like sometimes there's cancellations that like don't matter and like should not like whatever then there's like some big cancellations that shouldn't be being called cancellation like illegal shit like you ruin someone's life like you like alter this person's life and people just are like it's fine we still love you like it's like crazy to me yeah it's mind-blowing to me that one and is that lawsuit done do you know i know you don't talk about it i have jeff i jeff would come jeff you should have jeff on he would come on and he'd be so funny i'm scared of him now i used to not be scared

of him like you know what okay because i think he'd be scared of you way more than you are of him i can actually bible jeff would be terrified of coming here way more oh my god he should i would love to see it i say hate jeff more than anyone really tell me in the vlog but yeah well the whole starbucks incident you know that whole thing that was a two-sided story for sure so he saw you should we react i love you i believe you've grown but i'm gonna laugh at you right now and you would do the same for me you just had foosie tube on okay which is insane i'm like what to be honest i might have him on canceled i do i do like appreciate that about jeff he's made me a little more like that like he'll have someone on that he doesn't like morally agree with at all just to

almost like exploit them and laugh at them which i think is really fucking funny it's funny i mean this person's like mess you just need security like at your podcast if he comes like he literally is just like i made that joke i was like bodyguards gonna come from the front door to the podcast room no it's yeah he's a little tearing and i don't want him to come for me but i get nervous only because i recognize it like i know i'm mentally ill person like he talks about it he He talks about being bipolar, I think, or something. So I'm also. It's crazy that you're nervous for anyone to come for you, though, because you're the goddamn queen.

And you're just. I get this from you. I swear, we're cockroaches. They can't kill us. We will never die. I mean, yeah. I'm kind of. I don't think I'm in that role with you.

I think I have been canceled. I'm kind of in cancel island right now. I don't think I've ever fully came back. No, you're not. You're on Trisha Paytas' guard gate island bitch right like no and if you're on cancel island so am i and bitch we can we can build a bonfire no i can't i'm ready i got so canceled you canceled me off the canceled podcast my episode was deleted do you know that i never fucking deleted that and now i would never fucking delete that it was the most viewed episode do you

know me i like money and i like views and i love you what happened never i'm never deleting anything with that many views first of all let me i'm just putting that out there like ever ever ever i don't know what happened i really i don't know if like youtube took it down or if it was during something but also i told you i switched podcast production yeah and i'm trying to get my legal jargon ready to be able to talk i'm sorry it's my legally blonde. Let me put my legally. My old words hat on. Yeah. I wouldn't be surprised if in a world someone maybe deleted that without me knowing. Wait, why?

Because they didn't like me? I have no idea. That was so weird. I was like, oh my God. Well, I was getting hardcore canceled. So like everyone was like distancing themselves from me. For what? I have no idea.

That's what's crazy is it's like, I don't even, that's, that's what I'm trying to say to you. It's like, no one remembers. It's like, you're just Trisha. Like, I know. Now there's like a list of things that like half of it's like, I don't even, that's what I'm trying to say to you. It's like, no one remembers. Like, you're just Trisha. Like, I know. Now there's like a list of things that like half of it's just Trish. I want to be like only Trish or something, but my OnlyFans is only Trish. So are you still big into OnlyFans?

Are you still making content? Yes. Always. Always. I don't promote it as much, I guess. You never do. And I know you're making big. I know.

I'm like, how? I get scared on Instagram. I'm so jealous. My, bitch, you are so good. I never post on Instagram Give me the house But My Instagram got deleted

Maybe like almost two years ago A year and a half ago And I'm very for a fact sure Because I was going hardcore porn star Only fans promo And I'm grateful for some connections I had because I really don't think I would have gotten it back if there weren't

some people who knew some people at some meta worlds that maybe wanted to fuck me like you know like if I didn't turn my like hey baby like I'm just really like I just really need my Instagram back if I didn't turn that on I wouldn't have one is that what you had to do oh my god I didn't literally fuck for my Instagram

back but I would have when I was single I absolutely would have i absolutely would have no question no doubt about it okay that's my bread and butter that's my business it's not for the vanity of it it's for the money of it for sure i'm not trying to live under the 405 okay if i had to suck one dick for it you know i've done worse for free right exactly you know but um when i came back on instagram i just kind of stopped because i was scared and i knew if it happened again i probably wouldn't get it back so i will will on Twitter occasionally. I'll do the occasional story. I'm lucky to have the cult people I have

on, the OnlyFans already. We should do a collab. Do you ever? Would love to. Love to do a collab because I don't know. I only promote on Twitter. And then we'll hand deliver the SD card to Colleen Ballinger's door and she can have a screening party for it. Can't wait. I'll join her. Shit. Fucking join her.

That's crazy. I i know it is insane um no i yeah i still i still do the oap but it is hard to promote it's hard to do it yeah i don't know but you have your own agency now i do so so you're helping like girls yeah money i'm i don't handle the finances of it all because that's not my forte imagine me handling anyone's money i can barely handle my own with that i'm not good with finance do you know what's funny though is you said something one time that really resonates with me i so i have my financial manager and i listen to her come hell or high water like what kathy says fucking goes if kathy says you're flying economy and not the jet this week or if you're doing whatever it is i've never seen you in economy you are in a that's true i'm gonna call a pj every i'll do i'll occasionally do it i really will if there's like no flights economy

you're in first class if you're flying commercial. I'm actually about to fly economy on tour. Oh yeah. I've totally done tour. You gotta make the most money you can. Make the most money. And like if I do economy or if I do first class then I'm putting Brooke in first class and I'm putting Paige in first class.

I'd almost rather just if it's a two hour flight just sit with them all in all the rows and work and talk and whatever. It's a vibe. But you said one time you were like someone was like how much money do you have and you were like i literally don't know yeah and i'm the same way i don't know yeah like i really like i yeah i know i see the checks i you know i approve every deal i do i know what i make on like only fans i know what i make on the podcast i know what i make with the agency i know what i make with equity and shit and like whatever but i'll never like opening it up and logging in and seeing yeah making sure yeah and just like i just she budgets

me and i listen i mean that's amazing it's good you have someone to trust you because sometimes those are people are hard to find shysty they're so i've had some shysty ass people and then you get in trouble and it's a whole thing so but of is like you're so the agency then you're helping girls because i think riley reed has an agency too and she like the girls like bring them up that's something that i don't do enough so if you see me clapping with a bunch of bitches soon that's i need to do it that's the way to do it and then you build all them up and then you're like yeah i mean i just i just sign girls a lot so i'm i was i am with and was with and have always been with unruly agency and the ceo of it tara is like one of my best friends i've

known her like i was there when she was like i want to start an agency and now it's like the number one earning only fan agency and so i've been with her from the absolute literal jump and known her for years before that. So she really has my best interest in mind. And she's been there through every manager. She's helped me through every blip in my businesses. She's smart as fuck. I love a girl boss.

We love a female anything. Yeah. Her and her sister like own and run the agency. So it's the sickest thing to see. So she eventually like kind of helped me start my own agency with unruly employees that she already trusted and vetted for years so and i mean you know i we both just been fucked over so hard yes money wise from people men especially so i love to be able to sign someone where i mean the proof's in the pudding i'm like listen i'm here and i've been here this whole time so you know what i mean and just creative a lot of girls like are so hot and have the of potential and like want to do it

and they're funny but they don't know know their creative niches and what to do. So I have fun with it. What's the best-selling thing that you've given advice to girls? Because I need help with my OF. Because I used to just do hardcore sex tapes. But I don't do that anymore because I'm married. So now I'm like, what can I do that's not hardcore to make my... Some of those are not featured on the...

I wish. I begged him at the beginning of our relationship. His face says no. I begged him. And he's just like, no. But I respected that. I mean, honestly, I don't think I want to be with an OnlyFans guy. No offense to OnlyFans guys. No, I get that. I get that. him at the beginning of our relationship no i begged him and he's just like no but i mean like i respected that i mean honestly i don't think i want to be with an only fans guy no offense only fans guys no i get that i get that like when i see adam and lena i'm just like i love them but

i'm also like could never like how it's it's hard it's crazy and that whole scandal they had was crazy that was crazy and they were like totally okay with it which is like i've always been blown away by that whenever when i first started talking to them and talking about threesomes i'm like wow you are like so secure i don't think i could ever have a threesome with my guy so secure same i don't like threesomes i like foursomes it's got to be well here's the thing guys are all it doesn't really matter i just think it's more there's a more even playing field you know right there can be a two and two sitch like if it's a threesome especially if it's with like my man i've never had a threesome yeah if it's a three or with

someone i like i've never had a threesome period with someone else's couple i've never had a threesome at all would you do with adam and lena that'd be a big one i would do's with like my man. I've never had a threesome. Yeah. If it's a three or with someone I like. I've never had a threesome period with someone else's couple. I've never had a threesome at all. Would you do with Adam and Lena? That'd be a big one. I would do it with like a couple, not them for some reason. Why? I've just known them for so long that are,

I know they would. I think Adam's even like made jokes about it, but like, yeah, I really look at them as like a, like a big brother, big sister. Yeah.

It's kind of hard to, the first video I ever saw of them was in your video. watching them dude and i was like that's a video that got deleted that was yeah that was crazy and i just remember like what and at the time i was very like oh my god what is this but then i'm like i mean kind of everything youtube was crazy then i like the fact that i actually sat down and filmed myself watching two people live have sex and posted a live reaction video too and it was monetized yeah no monetize youtube was wild youtube oh god i miss it so much the monetization my titles were crazy i'm like i had sex with a whole baseball team you know like and it's like they would do so well and yours of course and you are just the goat with the no edit like three

videos a day i can't imagine the adsense i can't imagine the fucking AdSense. No, AdSense used to be crazy. I always tell people, I'm like, back in the day, like you could make like $200,000 easily off AdSense. It was so good. Now it's like literally, literally like 7,000. I think I make like nothing AdSense. Miller Lite.

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a couple months. Like in like April, May I was uploading like twice a week and shit. But it's just not the same market like the like kids don't watch youtube the way like our generation and shit did they watch tiktok so it's like i know i'm never gonna garner those views it's more just like i'll do it for passion because that's the only thing i've ever been passionate about i love to make a video yeah and for like the diehards you know i know the diehards love it and it is fun as fuck to feel like i made this video and i put it out and i love it yeah i edit pretty much everything i now have an amazing guy

jay rod who helps me but he still just does like the first pass like i still love to like make it mine and that that's crazy i never learned to edit still have no idea how to do it i just upload straight but it's so fuck do you dead ass yeah i'm like every day still and no and no one watches my main channel it's like 30 000 this one i have no idea how this podcast is. Oh, thank you. Two people. Literally the two people. The title just says divorce. Oh, my God.

Am I? You. Oh, the Britney divorce. Yeah, I have to clickbait these days. It did get 200,000 views. I try to do the clickbait wherever I can. Oh, my. I will clickbait till the goddamn cows come home.

You are good at clickbait. He'll ask me for a title, and I'll give him the most outlandish title. And he'll be like, that literally didn't happen in the video i'm like do you want money or not yeah you just gotta post it or you just say it once i learned that from shane he's like you just say something once and that's the title so like if his was like you know i had sex with in sync or something and he mentioned it one time in the video and that was like the title yeah literally one sentence and i'll spin that sentence into the core you know what i mean do you ever talk to him anymore shane yeah not really i'll try i wanted to have him on canceled and i'm still down to have

him on canceled he's too canceled for canceled uh no it's too yeah that's true people like everyone comes back i i would have him on canceled i really would but i think he's just scared i don't yeah i was gonna say afraid and i i didn't want i'm not i don't mean that in a mean way i think no of course he's like living his life in like montana or something yeah and him and ryland are just like whatever i the last conversation i had with him was a really really good one a really meaningful one it was at like a jeffree star skin event or something i love that you go to like all these random you're at every event i'm like oh my god at jeffree star's event that's clout farming my life away that's i'm not as much eventy as i was at this was like

two years ago but we had a really good conversation we both like cried and talked a lot of shit out and it felt like the closing of a really big chapter of my life so I'm happy with where it sits at and I'm happy for him and yeah oh he made so much money off conspiracy he's like peace out I don't need anybody anymore he's like retired for like 20 million he made so I don't know he never told me but I think it was something like that for sure so much fucking goddamn money the books everything yeah so he's like I don't get that and he was always smart with his money too you know what I mean oh for sure like his account would be like you have to spend more money i was like i can't relate i'm gonna have that much money where i'm just like bye i would i would say bye to youtube i'm i play the lottery five times a week so i'm hoping to

just win and be done oh my god we have a friend like that he does that all the time every day yeah i if i win tonight i will not show up at cancel tomorrow i'll be my last one that's your piece out that's your piece out. That's your piece out. Oh, I would be so happy. And you just come on and say fuck you to absolutely everyone. Oh, I would go off

on everybody and just delete everything. Do you ever fantasize about a moment? Because I do. I fantasize and this will happen in my life one day.

Mark my fucking absolute words unless I die. Is it good? Make sure it's good if you're gonna mark your words. I'll mark my fucking words and if I die you better do this shit for me.

Okay, it's good. Someone better do this shit for me. No. Well's good. Someone better do this shit for me. No. Well, don't say something bad out loud. You can take it as if it's positive or not. But when I feel like I have the retirement bank account, and I don't know, and then I'm done. You know what I mean? And now I want to go do a completely different thing.

I think I'll have a Kim K moment where it's like I want to be a lawyer now or something. But that's not the mark my words of it all. And I don't know if this will come in the the form of a book of an eight hour long biopic i don't know i'm exposing everyone oh i am my final fuck you will ruin the lives of everyone that i have not been able to yet do you want to be alive or you want to be dead what would you prefer i just kill myself after i know i the headline. Clip it. I know. I know. You want it to come out after you're dead?

So you're like, okay. Because that happens. People write the books and it's like they die and then they expose everybody. I'm chill with either. Yeah. No, I don't know because I'm down to. Well, the thing is I might do it and someone might kill me. You know, that's a sick way to go out, dude.

No. You'll have so much security. You'll be retirement money. You'll have all that money, like fuck you money, and then you'll be a bit security i'm just excited for that moment for sure and i'm not saying we all don't have demons and darkness in our closets i know that when i do that i will also air myself out it'll be a fair playing field you know anything i've never told anyone i don't think it's the like but i don't know your dark demons but i know mine and it's like it's just not the same you know what i mean there's there's people and i know i know i

think that's why i related to you that's why i always feel for you like you know when someone's been like trauma you know like traumatized and you're really good at like not caring almost like you like like when you talk about like the guys talking about you're like you know it's whatever i do it as a joke but it's like you have that for a reason you had to like toughen up and like harden so it's like i think most people would be like oh my god this is like not right i think now that i'm 35 i like look at it and i'm like oh my even when i was like younger i just like i loved i don't even say i loved it but i was okay with people like degrading me making fun of me you know like whatever and i would do it to myself i would talk

about being a prostitute all stuff like that but then like realizing now i'm like oh that's like so sick and like not okay i think most like same people who haven't had trauma in their life or whatever not that i mean everyone's had trauma but like deep-rooted like evil done to them that's what evil is the difference that's what i'm here to expose one day is the evil especially in hollywood and especially in even our industry like you know people always talk about like old hollywood and traditional hollywood being evil but there is maybe just as much in the you know internet side as well dark and i bet you have so much like just the publicly the amount of men that like come for you shame for you all this stuff like that like shame you it's like insane and you are a good sport about it you're like they were talking about me but even some of

those songs are like so harsh and i'm just like i don't get very many love songs i'll say that like i get a lot of fuck you you stupid bitch songs then you're great because you're like this is great and honestly like me too i feel like if there was something about me like yeah that's amazing you know because like it is like i guess somewhat of a compliment but they're so harsh and like these men i'm just like what i think that a lot of people like i i've had you know a decent amount of mean songs written about me but mod son really um one of my exes this guy mod sign i know my son i don't know him yeah i don't know why i'm explaining anything i know because of you i have literally never heard of him before you wrote this song about me called karma and karma is it's still the meanest song to ever be written about me.

Not really. This was like probably three, four, four years ago. How's it go? Can you sing it? It goes like, I hope you choke on every lie you said to me. I hope you move out of this city suddenly. I hope you get everything you deserve. Karma's a bitch, I heard.

That's the chorus. Think about what the verse is saying. Okay. It's kind of catchy. Mine is the choke part. I think it's kind of catchy. No, it's, I hope you choke. It's actually of catchy. Mine is the choke part. I think it's kind of catchy. No, it's, I hope you choke. It's actually very catchy.

It's a great song. His songs are catchy. But it ended up being, it still is his most successful song. It went like gold. Like, he tours it. It's his, like, big banger song on stage. Like, you know what I mean? It really.

That's cool. He should pay you. Does he give you money? No. Cut or check. And it's like, God damn, give me some money.

I was just cool with him and then we had another falling out breakup 2.0 so now I'm back in my... Yeah, because you were kind of like, is he like, I feel like when you talk about him,

I only know like a few of your current exes because there's like so many guys. You're like this guy, which I again love. Like I wish that was, you know, me back in the day.

I never got guys like you got guys. I think it's great. You're so hilarious. You're so hot and so silly. My son though, like I know because of you that Chris guy I know because of you. I literally got guys like you got guys. I think it's great. You're so hilarious. You're so hot and so silly. My son, though, I know because of you, that Chris guy I know because of you. I literally don't know any of these people,

but I go search them after you. I'm like, who's this person? Who's this person? The Chris one, I gotta just be honest, I don't know him, so this is all whatever. My initial feeling is maybe no.

It gave me flashbacks to a guy I used to date, and I'm just like, oh, no. I completely understand that he he might be darkness but he is a lot of light as well he's he's sincerely like my best friend and we have been very toxic and we'll fight but i will always care about him but i understand completely that aesthetically you look at him and you say uh-uh you know what i mean aesthetically that would be my type too like in the back in the day i always like darkness the aesthetic gives like there's an energy that you feel for a second because i saw him pop up recently and check out like oh no

you know i think chris sincerely i can say this and i know and i know he really loves and cares about me and like at the end of the day like would never want anything bad to happen to me and i respect that we are just friends but like great friends best friends but yeah but with mod he wrote that song and um doing so well i think almost inspired other artists to kind of do the same thing so a lot of the other mean songs i almost am like i know why you're doing this so it's not as mods was hurtful because i was like you mean this yeah he titled that album internet killed the rock star and said like you're internet like you know what i mean i love that though you are internet that's iconic that's it is iconic that's so cool he's poetic as fuck like he'll do the damn thing

he seems he's who's the other one that's like he's poetic as fuck like he'll do the damn thing he seems he's seen who's the other one that's like he's not in tattoos but he kind of looks like that guy he has like a song where it's like um it's like i crap you like i crashed my car oh yeah so christian french oh yeah i found him because if you do all these people should be cutting you checks like he really should cut me a damn check that level of promotion christian is the one i was just talking about where it's like we're so cool like nothing bad ever happened with us and i it the conversation was very much like i'm gonna do this because i know it's gonna like do well and i was like listen do it yeah like i'll be in the music video i don't give a because he's a really good person are you going to is it out i

don't know if he's gonna do a music video it is out um and it's doing really good so i love that for him very great song because of you because i see it all the time because of you i swear on everything you're a sweetie sweetheart i would be so honest he is also so talented i used to listen to his music like eight years ago you know he's good that's what i'm saying i find these people like mad son i'm like oh they're good but i find them because of you so they should give you a referral i really am like a like a my pussy's a record label yeah you're kind of like good luck charlie do you remember did you ever say good luck chuck do you remember that with dane dane cook whoever like would like marry him or fuck him like they or whoever would date him would get married to the next guy you know

what's so fucking funny is i literally was just saying this to them today this is such a weird coincidence what's the other one like john tucker must die or is it good luck chuck it might be good luck chuck that i was referencing and it's not john tucker where lately every single time i've been like talking to a guy like we're like going on dates or we're hooking up or and it'll go on for a couple months and you know things naturally fizzle out or it doesn't progress you know and you end things every the last like two guys that's happened to me with the second we end things they'll have a girlfriend and the girlfriend will be like my legit which this is why it's frustrating and hurtful. My legit polar opposite. Like they'll go,

like they'll go from me to like the most goody two shoes. Like, but I'm like, damn, like what did I do to you? Like that just happened to me today. This guy called me. He was like,

I should just let you know I have a girlfriend now. So if my like demeanor changes, whatever, like we're good friends too. So whatever. But I was like, God damn it. Yeah.

Fuck off. I was like screaming in her glam chair for like five minutes. I was like, Alexis, just stop with the wing for a second. I need to scream. You need to. So, but you're saying you want to pivot into that. But I don't think you should because you're so one of a kind. Because you're not like a bad girl.

You're not like a trashy girl. Like, I feel like your original era was like trashy. Like, in a good way. Trashy core is good. Trashy in a horrible way. No, I live for trashy. Trashy biggest core. I'm still.

But you're not. You're really like the in-between now. You're the influencer. You have the money. You have the aesthetic, but you're still like wild yourself. And I'm trying to rebrand. What are you trying to rebrand? What do you want to be like? I think that it's the Sofia Richie of it all did inspire me.

Going from like the Fashion Nova vibe with Scott Disick to like the Grange vibe. Yeah. You know with the mansion and the wedding and whatever. I was like damn I want to hit a rebrand like that. I know it's a little harder for me. I put a lot of work into the other brand. And just Brooke being around Brooke. Brooke is such a like

her, our personalities are very similar. Right. But people perceive her so differently because of like her demeanor and how she carries herself and her style. And I was like damn maybe I'll try out a turtleneck. Did you ever try it? Have you tried it to see? I've been slowly incorporating it in. Maybe I'll do a slick bun. Maybe I'll do a brown wig.

The wig is the starting. I feel like the blonde, once you put a little bit of highlight in there, it's like, one, your hair will be healthier. I love the platinum blonde too, but the minute I, now I have actual hair. This is all my hair. This hair looks great. That's me right now. I'm bald. It's bad. it mine was actually going bad it was like half an inch or something yeah i don't think you should change too much i think you should

still be you i'll always be me i'm not gonna do anything that genuinely feels like i'm trying to be something i'm not i just think also turning 25 even just in this past couple months like i not quarter life crisis because i don't feel like i'm in crisis i feel amazing that's good i'm relaxed life is good like i'm handling the shit as i handle it but quarter life realization maybe might be the thing it's like okay like 20 through 25 was so fun and wild and crazy but i want 25 to 30 to be the maturation of tana what's maturation like maturing oh i never heard that word wow okay so what what is mature you are smart no you have a you have a good vocabulary sometimes i use words wrong though so what's that mean what's like to you what is maturing i think that i know and the people around

me know that i've matured a lot but unfortunately with the internet you know you know this you are held and pinned to certain bullet point moments of your life forever, you know? Like so many people will always think of me as who I was at TanaCon, who I was at my fake wedding, who I was on MTV, who I was screaming in a fucking video, who I was blacked out

in a paparazzi video. Like it takes... Wait, which one were you blacked out in? The Bryce Hall one? All of them. No, I was sober during that which makes it so much more embarrassing. Okay, okay. No, that was great. You said it's embarrassing, but all those moments are actually iconic. I wouldn't change them for the world.

I really wouldn't. The fact that you have so many eras at 25 is crazy. It is crazy. And I think that it takes effort to show people like, hey, look, I'm different now. You have to just do it. You know, you've got to play the game as well with this shit. You know, it's like, let me put on my little clean girl outfit and really fool the people. Yeah. I think a turtleneck

could be a moment just to shock people. Maybe like play it out for like a year and just see. I'm just gonna, like Steve Jobs, I'm in a black turtleneck and jeans everywhere I go.

Maybe not Steve Jobs, I'm thinking more like Ariana Grande at Wimbledon. You know, she had this gray turtleneck and a gray skirt. That's, I think, your vibe. Then you can land

Ethan Slater too. Oh my God. That shit is crazy. Crazy. What do you think about that what do you think about her I mean fuck have you ever stolen a man no I really you're a girl's girl you're like I really haven't I have had one relationship where I knew that he'd broken up with someone like four days before me that was actually like this year and I still felt really uneasy about

that but I knew him and I we were great friends and I knew they were like fighting all the time breaking up all the time like Like I, so I. Is this the guy with the tattoos and the guitar off TikTok? No, no, no, no, no, no. The one that the girlfriend was like, you don't have a girlfriend.

No, that was just drama. That was a crazy scandal. Oh, was that real? Or were you just like. Nothing happened there. Like essentially, I saw him on my For You page. We were drunk in London,

Paige and I and some friends. We were all kind of just daring each other to do random shit and Lila always slides in. I see him on my TikTokiktok i'm like this guy's so hot i've never seen in my life he's playing guitar he is so hot i can't deny it he's so hot and you would never know he has a girlfriend like on tiktok anyways and i didn't go through his instagram who does always slides in people's dms by saying god sent me here and instead of hi instead of hey she'll

just say god sent me here and they were like they dared me to say god sent me here and this girl essentially she posted on her story she takes it she's like i know you knew i know you knew we were dating whatever i've met her twice there's so much but i've just explained it's a beaten dead horse at this point i just don't know how it blew up so big because like is he famous like i don't know i'd like to talk because of you once again i'm like what is happening i really don't know how that one blew up so big either it kind of blew my mind on that one i'm not gonna lie that's what i'm saying people anything you say just becomes like so headline news and i'm just like jeez i mean it's it's good like it's good to have that like in a way like you can do anything in your headlines

that one was another one though where i i definitely i took it too far she pissed me the fuck off and i was saying crazy shit you go off but i it's it's a problem if you get me there it takes a lot to get me there but if you get me there yeah no but that's you know this is the years to do it before you have kids i think once you're again going back to if you have kids you need to like maybe not do that but yeah now you should do it all my last year of that though i think that's going to come with my rebrand as well as the maturation of tana yeah canceled eventually is going to be like bible scripture it's so good you have that podcast though because now you can like say because even today i was like oh my god maybe she wants to save all this for her podcast but you just be going on

every podcast talking about it which i love i air it all out and i try to give canceled our return time isn't as good as everyone else's so everyone gets the fucking shit i'm like do you how much of a delay are you on usually it's a week but sometimes we stack or switch around like sometimes i'll air a bunch of shit out and i'm like this is too fresh people are gonna go find this person and i i just broke up with them yesterday yeah you know like they don't they don't need all that so then I'll like switch them and I just did that like did you want to get something out quicker like I well no almost because I wanted to like delay all this shit I was airing out why did you want to delay it isn't it better to you break it yeah I guess

but sometimes I I really do I know it comes as a shock but I I, I will feel for people's feelings. I know that my fans are going to go find them or like, if I just break up with a guy and I want to talk about it and I release that podcast the next day and I know my fans are potentially going to go find that guy and comment like you lost Tana a thousand times. It's like, oh, let's give him a week. Right. Right. You know, like let's, let's like, you know, I don't know. I know. I feel like looking back, I'm like, that's kind of one thing I always kind of regret is like airing out so much, but I know like when you feel, you feel so strongly and you just want to let it out. You just want to let it out.

You don't think about how powerful it is. Yeah. And that's something I still battle with. Cause it's like, fuck, it's my truth. I want to tell it. I want, I'm mad at this. Or if someone comes to me, it's like, they got to come for me. Why can't I come for them back?

But having to recognize the power that comes with the shit that we say, you know? And oh, it's crazy. And it like does like, I mean, I've definitely like, and I've talked about this, like ruin like a couple of people's lives and I like feel guilt to this day. You know what I mean? Cause it's like at a time when I was popular and people listened to me, I definitely like had the snake emojis on people thing. And I do feel bad.

There's certain people I'm like, okay, there's certain people I literally don't care and I wish I could expose more of. And then there's some people I'm like, okay, maybe I shouldn't have. Cause they're just. I think the same way you'd say to me, everything you do is so goddamn iconic. I wouldn't change a fucking thing.'s part of your story yeah i feel like for me i'm like i can show like you know if you're mentally ill too you can have like a successful life you know because there's nothing wrong with being mentally ill just get help that's what i write it all off as too i'm

like i'm here to show these traumatized broke bitches with bad households and lives that they can control their own narrative no your story is like very powerful that way because it's like i always at least have like my like family like you know like i know you have like a mario family yeah my mom's been so supportive like my my dad like behind the scenes like i've always had like a pretty good family so even when i feel awful like i know and your sister my sister's great she's close like dming for a while like she's super sweet she loves you maybe i might have just lied and completely made that up but i think no maybe she does talk to like random like influencer sometimes because she's like not online anymore but she does like yeah if i'm making that up my bad but i love her regardless no i love she'll love that she'll be

yes we dm you know what i mean no you were so sweet to them i remember one time you were like in i think it was jordan's car and you were at our apartment you said hi to my mom and she was like she's so nice oh my god you're like really sweet yeah the jordan era that is so fun i can't wait to hear off camera that you were, yeah. I know. I literally was just like, wow, I need to get, because I never had a manager. I have a good one for you now. Okay. That I really sincere.

About manager one or two. We need to start using co-names. You're just saying, okay. I have a good manager for you. Manager three, I'm saying like, if we ever aren't working together, just know he dropped me. Like, I'm not dropping him. Did you always drop manager one, manager two?

Manager two and I, it was a lot more brief. Jordan was like seven or eight years. And then now even Seth, my current manager, we're going on a year. And I would, again, I'll take it all the way home if he will, if he wants to. And then David was kind of the interim for like a year and a half. David, it wasn't that I dropped David. We still work together at a lot of capacities. He'll bring me deals.

He'll bring me podcasts. We'll'll do stuff he's a great guy he just he just met like his whole life managed like rappers right he's like right yeah like ray j and like all that shit you know and i think he was great at bringing me deals and stuff but there is a value to having someone in the social media space who's like hey there's this drama right now with like alex or you should capitalize on her or something like you know what i mean like no like he just didn't wasn't tapped into that like scene right as much you know but he did help me with a lot of mainstream media shit you know which was good at the time i think for is that something you want to do like mainstream not now i think just when i was leaving jordan i thought that's what i like wanted there was a big part of me that

wanted to do a lot of shit to like hurt jordan yeah i did leave jordan and you know that was like a whole big are you guys cool now you guys are cool now right we're cool now we just don't really like kick it we don't really yeah talk shit and giggle which i do miss sometimes but it's just it was messy it was a lot of emotions and a lot of too close maybe yeah and i think there is validity to two people seeing things very differently seeing a situation very differently like i'm not you know when shit first went one way i was very much like he's wrong but growing up it's like no like i was just 15 16 17 18 19 so with a brain that's still like developing and you're like this grown-ass person you know how much older was he than you i i think he was like 30 when he signed me how old were you like 15 or 16 16. Oh, that's young. Yeah.

Maybe. Those are guesswork. 15 you were signed to a manager? Or 16. Maybe full contract. Did your parents have to sign off with you? Or was it just... Not for that.

No. They definitely would control my money and my opinion until I was 18. So you never got emancipated or anything? No, because to get emancipated, I mean, you got to get the parents to go to court. You got to get the parents to sign. court you got to get the parents to sign there's a lot of stuff like that like the court doesn't care enough to like summon a parent to show up for emancipation and i think in every regard they wanted to emancipate me except for the fact that that would then you know emancipation sometimes can cut people off from children's finances right you know so oh my god do you

do you have are you like relieved that's the cutoff or were you like traumatized like it's that's a lot i can't imagine like thinking my parents don't want me or something the real cutoff was in 2021 they sued me for like heavily sued me for attempted to sue me and never fully went to court for slander because i talked about my childhood on my mtv show and everything i said was my story and to me it was my truth yeah you know what i mean and the the episodes were around how amari stanley took me in and so a lot of that was telling the reality show how it came about you know what i mean and they have the you know you i'm sure you know to an extent that there's two types of lawyers

one that you pay like hourly and whatever and then the type of lawyer that comes on and says you don't have to pay me but if we win i get pro bono yeah yeah so it was one of those and my lawyer was explaining to me because my lawyer has been an entertainment lawyer his whole life he's done stormy daniels trump the craziest cases yeah he's fucking the goat shout out keith and melanie I would die without you guys. And he was like, listen, I've seen this a thousand times. You know, like child star, pro bono lawyer, parents want money, lawyer wants money. So they run it home. So it was one of those like situations.

So what happened with it? We ended up settling. Like I just paid them. I paid them off. I'm not going to lie. Not the full, you know, settling obviously comes with settling. So we worked it down to as low as the pro bono lawyer would go without going to court because this was during quarantine oh my god so court cases were dragged out at that time for like three years and every case was like or

every time we'd meet and in mediation and discuss it was bringing up so much shit from my childhood like that's what i had to fight that like these things i said are true and here's why and here's what happened to me and they had to fight you know like we never did this and whatever but it was getting to the point where it's like the court case would it be in front of a jury you know for years of my life and medical subpoenas and all this you know what i mean like prove that you needed so much dental work because you never got it like go you prove with your blood work that you aren't on drugs and not saying this just all this fucking crazy ass shit and i was like i don't want to do that john depp and amber heard style in front of

the whole world for three years you're a spectacle there was just there was an amount of money that was worth just making it all stop i guess you know i know because if people look at you and like with john depp it's like you look at him as just that now you don't think of him as a good actor like yeah and i mean not that you know, I wouldn't really care. The clout of it all would have been like fun, but I think the trauma outweighed the clout for that one, which is rare for me. Right. Yeah, because you don't talk too much about it.

I was just curious. Well, I also, I, again, one day book, I'm airing, I'll air everything that I feel out one day, but I really just have never, I don't talk about it a lot because I don't want to go through it again. I don't want to go back to court oh i don't know where they are i don't know if they're alive they're dead if they're if they're in the mood to run that back and get collect another you know i think if they ever did run it back i would go to court though i would do the damn thing just out of spite out of yeah you know i'm not gonna yeah that's what

a lot of people do i feel because you don't want to pay to settle because then it just shows like anyone can do that to you anyone can just kind of like you know yeah and when it comes to legal like work shit oh i'm fighting into the fucking core i'm not i'm not gonna settle because then exactly it shows everyone yeah especially if you are not in the wrong in this but it's your own parents which is like that's that's what made it so hard it was so much like emotional shit along with and i was just so busy at the time it was like oh my god like what i need to stop working and shooting and doing everything in the world to sit in court so time consuming money just like drains like anytime i've done a lawsuit it drains i won a lawsuit and i still haven't gotten paid and you have to like get a like a private investigator to like take the funds out of their account and they don't have the

funds it's like even if you win you lose it's like so much money and that's the thing too is it's like i've gone to court with people and sued them and countersued and all that type of stuff and won because those people had money that i could win right right at the end of the day i'm losing that no matter what right because either i'm paying or i'm not paying them and i'm paying my lawyers right as much as i was gonna pay them right so it's easier to like have a cut like that which obviously my pride wanted to you know but oh i'm the same way i'm the same way Do you think that's affected you? Like, because you want to be in a relationship, you want to get married, you want to have kids, you want that?

Yes. Or are you just like, yeah? Oh, yeah. So do you think it's because, like, you didn't have that close family, so you're just like, I'm trying to. No, if anything, I think it made me want it more. Yeah. Like, and it made me want to, like, have kids and give them, like, the life and the love

that I never had, like, so much. You'd be a great mom. I mean, you're very young, but you'd be a great mom. You inspire me a lot. When I see you being such a good mom like singing with malibu i just want to say trisha it's like the most beautiful thing in the world like and just handling everything that you still handle with even with the colleen thing i i was talking to brooke about how much it upset me to the point that i literally was like

moved to tears i was like she's so strong and the fact that she genuinely thinks there's no good in this world especially with like female friends and colleagues and just this shit it's like i just want to show where there is like i you've always been great you've always been you texted me about that you've always been good i really sincerely like i want to start doing things with you and be a good friend to you and you have been you have been because it's crazy when you think you've been such close friends and i feel like all my friendships have ended this way when you find out they talk bad about you behind your back you're just like shocked and that's like fucked like friendships have ended this way. When you find out they talk bad about you behind your back, you're just like shocked. And that's like fucked. Like I sincerely, like that's my biggest thing.

Like if I find someone talking shit about me, I'm very much a say it to my face person. I know you are too. And then I get real Vegas. Like I haven't been doing this shit for 10 years and I get real like, okay, let's go duke it out. Right. Which is wild, but that's just fucked.

I know. You deserve people who you know. If they wouldn't say it to your face, they wouldn't sit behind your back. I know. I don't know what it is, honestly, because I feel like I've talked shit about people, but not my friends, not people I'm close with. So when I find that out, one of my close friends would tell everyone I'm a compulsive liar and I'm a psychopath.

I'm like, that blew my mind because I was like, what? I've never once talked shit about this person and never once would I think they talked shit about me. So when you find that out, you're just like, oh, my God. Like, you don't know who to trust. Honestly, it's why I don't trust anyone. It's why I don't talk to anyone. And that's not to say that I'm not a great friend either in the sense that, like, I don't text people.

I don't call. I don't hang out. I totally get what you're saying, though, obviously, even just the shit with my parents in my life. I don't really trust anyone. I trust, like, Amari. I trust my day ones. I trust Paige. I trust Alexa.

I trust the people close as fuck to me. But it also takes a cool two years to prove that. Yeah sure even just two years like that's the entry level trust i think you know like i'm just now getting there with even like jeff i'm finally like okay i think i trust you for now you know yeah are you guys doing your podcast we will eventually i think do something i think it we were going to do a podcast together and we promote this is one of those things we promoted it so friends with benefits we yeah great name you're so it was a great name like do it now she blows my fucking mind you i have like literally tens of thousands of note cards on here all your like things and we haven't used it once like i can't wait these are all the notes i can give them to you you can just do all the things

i was gonna ask you i'll go speed round like oh yeah no but with jeff and i it was in the interim of when i was um getting a new production team for, and it was on pause before 2.0 came out. Yeah, yeah. And I really just think that, especially this time around with Cancelled, it's so different, you know? My production team is my really close friends. It's people who have all worked with Jeff that did Jeff's show first. The people on camera with him? Like in the bathtub and stuff?

Yes, yes, yes. Okay. Like, he was very gracious to be like, what's mine is yours. So I was like, I will take that so literally. I want your entire team. Oh, yes, yes. Okay. Like I, he was very grateful, gracious to be like, what's mine is yours. So I was like, I will take that so literally. I want your entire team. Oh my gosh. That's husband material.

Right. But, so I hired all of them and it's so different now. It's like actually my baby, I care about it. I do it with all my best friends. It's in my house.

I want it to be amazing. I want to tour it. And I underestimated how much time that would take. And I was like, listen, Jeff, when you and I do something, I want to give it my all. And I think he felt the same way. He was and I underestimated how much time that would take and I was like listen Jeff when you and I do something I want to give it my all and I think he felt the same way he was like

I see how much you're putting into cancel and I'm putting into Jeff FM like let's not half-ass this let's do it when we have time but I feel like you two together you both have massive podcasts but together it's like huge it's the ultimate because like when you're on his podcast he obviously gets way not that his doesn't do bad it doesn't do bad but I'm just saying when you're on it's so explosive so like once you want to get some of that of course well anyone's podcast you want by the way which i'm so thankful you're on ours like everyone's i look i look at these kind of things because i have no life i look at like numbers so it's also what you do and what you're passionate about it's interesting right even me when i go on podcasts i like to i try to promote everyone's podcast so i like looks

like i have like the most views for them you know what i mean oh my god i feel you completely like let me promote this but you are in so many you can't possibly promote all the ones you're on, which is great. I try to. You know what I mean? Like, I definitely try to. And if they're like this one, I'm promoting the Housetown Boots. It's so exciting. Are you fucking kidding me?

I was so excited because I have loved you so much. When you started Canceled, I was like, oh, man. I was so jealous because I had just stopped doing a podcast. And then I was like, man, I want to do it on Tana. And then you did Canceled. I was like, man, this should have been a great podcast. Hit pause on whatever you're listening to and hit play on your next adventure. Stay three nights

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We can start really doing this all the time if you want to. Let me know. You have so many podcast commitments. But there's certain people. Like Jeff, at the end of the day, I always tell him, tell me when you want to come on. I'll do two podcasts in a day, and he'll like can you come do mine tonight and I'll make time because I love his audience I love him and I love the content that's made and I feel the exact same

way about you so I will always make time you're the perfect podcast guest because you just have a conversation like I love asking people questions and I have so many prepared for you but you're just like you're just conversation on every single person I've seen you on like random people I see you and you did a British person's podcast I was like oh this is captivating i like didn't i was like watching the whole thing i was glued to it saving grace she is she's like london us like the uk love okay love i didn't know and then i found out and she's she's great i love her so much but you're on like so many podcasts i can't keep up like but i do i agree the conversational of it all makes it because that's what i like to listen to yeah you know what i mean like i've been listening to holly madison's hers and bridget and i love it because

of that she you just had her on you should have her on i want to have her on she loves you she comments on your like tiktoks and stuff i always see i know we've just had scheduling conflicts eventually i will have she's busy she's like a mom and she like does when i saw her on yours i was like god trisha is me like she wants you want the same guests i want like yeah because like brooke will want to do more like current pop culture. You're like iconic people in different regards. Right. You and I love that Y2K. Oh,

I get all the Y2K girlies. It's my like niche favorite type of guests. Like I geek out. I think that's why I love you so much. Cause it's like similar interests, but conversation always feels better than an interview. You know, like even on canceled people hate when someone comes on and I'm like,

like we just, we did Matt Rife and then we did Trevor Wallace and Matt Rife rife was like such an interview and then trevor wallace was like full conversation yeah and it was just seeing people love the matt rife one too i'm not saying that but seeing the way people perceive like just what feels like a conversation between friends as always well you knew him right you guys are friends with uh travis yeah yeah trevor trevor i do know him stiff socks i do know him i'm not trying to be like acting like i don't know him um and i will say i used to like i really liked matt rife on tiktok but i did not love the matt rife he just seemed a little standoffish on the podcast i think that he to be fair he i think

he just signed a 35 million dollar deal with live nation i'm not fucking with so he's like i don't need to yeah no i knew he like sold out i don't need to podcast i think that because we know matt we're friends with matt too oh you do are you playing out with him yeah i think that he very much so was like i don't want to come on here and get canceled like yeah you know when you're making that big of money you gotta watch it yeah i don't think he's afraid of cancellation at all i'm not saying that i just think he was in a very a time to play it safe and you know what i mean yeah he was very standoffish i was kind of like oh i don't like it wasn't my thing because i i kind of like lit for him on tiktok like everyone did but the more interviews i saw the less i was into it i don't know i think you know but people get big

heads how old is he he's young so he must have like a big ego of course he would why would you not he i mean he's always very nice to us so i'm not gonna like i don't know i don't know enough to know if his ego is big or not like that you know what i mean but i think he also i think there are a lot of comedians too like that are in person just like their standup and their bits and they're exactly what you expect. And then there are people who turn that on, hella, and then like are more like reserved and introspective. Dark,

darkest. I think, I think I used to be obsessed with standup comics. I was like a standup comedy, like what do you call groupie? I was like obsessed. Any standup comic I was there, I was obsessed with like really,

I don't even want to say the names cause they're so fucking old now, but I was obsessed with, they're so dark and they're so like sad. I just found that out in like the last year. Yeah. And it's really rare when people like aren't, you know, but same thing. I was like, maybe I want to go on a, because I always do this thing where I'm like, I need a new category of men. Right.

Which is, oh my God. But you don't. Someone, whoever clips that, just God, please. Just like. That's not bad. A new category of men. You need to maybe shift it it's been working out i'll go like two musicians back to back i'm like fuck i hate musicians i can't do this right now so then i tried i thought stand-up comedy would be my you know but it it is it wasn't what stand-up comics can you say or no is there

anyone no i didn't really like there wasn't any like specific really they're so hot now when i was a stand-up comic groupie they were ugly just straight up ugly though i like ugly i really do no you do only good looking guys you're you've lost your mind no one's ever said that to me yeah they all look like somebody they look cool you know i don't know i love a i love an ugly ugly no i'm my number one celeb crush and i don't think he's ugly at all so don't even twist this shit, is Adam Sandler. Like, that's my dream type of man. Yeah, I love him too. I prefer a dad bought over abs every time. Adam Sandler's the dream man for sure.

I've literally gone to so many places in Malibu looking for him with my husband. I will go with you anytime you want. Do you know I just found this restaurant in Beverly Hills that he allegedly goes to all the time? Allegedly. That wasn't a lawsuit, allegedly. That was just real allegedly. That was a lawsuit, allegedly. That was just real allegedly.

That was a lawsuit, allegedly. I don't think Adam's going to sue me. And if he did, I'd pay up, daddy. Oh, same. If Adam Sandler was like, stop talking about me, I'd be like, yes, absolutely. There's this restaurant in Beverly Hills that he goes to all the time.

And if you ever want to go and try an Adam Sandler scope moment, I'm there to show you. Wait, what kind of restaurant is it? What kind of food? I think it's like Chinese fusion. I actually don't remember. I don't know. Love that.

I don't know what kind of food he eats. I haven't haven't had an emcee on my era and i don't know what food my little vegas thought ho friend met him there and i was like you don't fucking deserve at that restaurant and she posted i literally go where was this what time of day was it what day of the week was they need to text you while it's happening yeah that's what we did we were part of this like israeli reality show and the war front it's airing this september in israel you're on ftv we're on israeli tv okay but you know there's a viewing party we're having one okay yeah it's all in hebrew except for me i'm like but anyways one of the one of the storylines is adam like they're throwing this opening for a pita place like

pita is like middle eastern right israeli and it's called p Adam, like they're throwing this opening for a pita place. Like pita is like Middle Eastern, right? Israeli food. And it's called Pita Boo. And they're like, Adam Sandler is supposed to come. So everyone's hyping me up. And I get glam. I didn't get glam this whole show. I get glam for it.

I'm like, I'm ready. I'm so glam. I have my little baby. I have my husband with me. Ready to pass the baby over if Adam Sandler comes and be like, I don't know you. Oh, the baby's so good. No, but handing him the baby.

Oh, yeah, yeah. Handing Adam the baby. Oh, right. maybe that's more of the appeal no to a baby right exactly he's more a family guy so maybe bring my family back in to make me look wholesome like I don't want to get him you know what I mean so I think that would be good but she's ready to leave it all though me me me me you know what I joke about him he knows I would never because I've never found a guy that actually likes me and Moses was like in love with me. I'm in love with you guys are the absolute cutest couple. It is just so awesome to see. Like, I think it's very cool that a guy, a man who is a so secure in who he is, but be

also isn't trying to sit with you in front of the camera. Like you can just tell everything he's doing with you is because he loves you and wants to see you have the paparazzi videos, by the way. Good God. If you ever stop them, if you ever fucking fucking stop those i will have nothing to live for no pressure that's all i got you have the real paparazzi we should do one today yeah we have moses do it in the driveway cringe so hard anytime i'm with somebody i would cringe it is my dream what are we gonna get paparazzi by moses yes Do you know how much more of an honor that is to me than the Hollywood fucking fix?

We just do it in my driveway or what? Yes. Okay. With the shoulder, please. Yes. I love it. With the shoulder, please. Okay.

Get Malibu. Where's Malibu? This is the best day of my life. It's going to be hard to get Maddie out of today. Your TikToks are iconic. You are. You're making so many. Okay.

Let's do it. I love it. You're a TikTok queen. You're always making TikToks. You'll make like five in the same position. Like you were on the couch yesterday just like making five TikToks. I'm like, yes, use that glam. I do that too.

That's the thing. It's not even the glam. It's the mood too. If I get in a spunky mood, it's like, oh, let's go. Oh, yeah. When I'm glam, I feel like a different person. That's my alter ego. I like literally feel just like untouchable.

When I'm like ugly, I like don't want to see anyone. Absolutely same. I become a completely different fucking person. Like there is just something about it. You're great girl and i'm running for president yeah no she is the greatest she's booked and busy though she's always like doing the most she was like on a nars brand trip i was like oh my god dude i know never once have i been invited on a brand trip ever i just got invited on my first one wait no you went you went to the whole the scandalous one that just happened that was my first one oh really, really? I've done trips with, like, a travel company, like, before a couple times.

You went with Gabiana. You were with Gabiana in Greece. Yes. Was that one? That was a trip. I was jealous. That was with the travel destination company. They paid you?

No, they just went there. All expenses paid, and it was, like, very bougie. And at that time, I'd never, like, seen the world, you know? Right, so you're like, like seen the world you know right so i was like fuck yeah let's go with gabby though that was great that's the first time i was jealous of gabby i probably was like jealous of gabby that's probably why i like didn't like her for a long time now i just hope she's well i don't know where she went i always say this i low-key always try to follow her and she like does not post and i really hope she's yeah i i sincerely agree with you i hope she's well now there was a while where i was like no that's what i'm saying it's like the foosie thing for someone who also also is mentally ill and exploded my own mental illness, it's like, ah, it's

hard to watch people online do that. That is actually very, very true. That is true. And Fousey, too. I'm just like, ugh. I get it. I get it. And it makes money and stuff like that.

But it just makes me sad. It's also scary for him, for you, for anyone. The way he messaged you, I was literally scared for you. I was like, don't call him back. Yeah, no, never calling him back. Unless it's to come uncancelled. I might just have to do it. Oh, my God. Well, I was like literally scared for you. I was like, don't call him back. Yeah, no, never calling him back unless it's to come uncanceled. I might just have to do it. Oh my God.

Get security, please. I will, trust me, trust me. Oh, I'm so paranoid. Oh my God.

Are you so paranoid? Oh my God. That's why we're in two gates. I'm like, I have two gates. He's Israeli military so we have like all these like weapons in case you know anything.

So I'm, I'm definitely paranoid. Moses on camera just hit the like G nod. He was like, yeah. Yeah, yeah. He, he, yeah, he is like really, really good.

I am paranoid all the time. And when I lived by myself before I met him, I used to get like people, stalkers. Which by the way, what happened to your stalker? I have the craziest stalker right now. Wait, is it the same one? No, it's not the same one. Oh my God. And it's funny because this current one really makes me feel like, I mean, obviously we all

know my story times are dramatic and pretty much everything I said you know I was telling what was happening but and I felt that feeling at the time I genuinely was terrified of him I still like would never want him to come back and stalk me again knock on wood it's been a while but this current one really makes me like whoa like it almost makes me feel like the other one was

like a cakewalk do you know who it is yes I do is it a man or a female it's a man and this one is really interesting because it came through OnlyFans. And I know that that's something that, it's something you're willing to sign away for that check. You know, the first day I ever did it, I knew that that was something that, you know, if this ever happens, I can't really, woe is me about it because I know it, you know? Yeah.

It's sad to hear that mentality because you shouldn't, but that is how it goes. No, he it you know and it's down to the mentality because you shouldn't but that is no he's very sick and it's very scary and I you know I definitely like I don't even know how to put it into words like I empathize with it and myself I understand it's a shitty thing to go through but I understand it comes with someone's talking to you all day every day on OnlyFans and OnlyFans

is also the girlfriend experience and it's also sexual and it's also so someone really especially someone who maybe has a screw loose, you know, genuinely feels like they know you, and that's this situation. Where is he? Is he here? In L.A.?

Yes. Or he just travels here? Yes. No, I mean, I don't, he's here in L.A. I don't think he, he doesn't have, like, a living address. I'm pretty sure he lives out of his car. Oh, no. There's a lot of shit I'm, like,

because I'm really in the thick of it right now the legal of it all and you know i mean if you've had sarcasm please don't give a fuck they don't i had a it may 8th of quarantine someone came to my house with a gun in my house they couldn't they they arrest him and then release him because there's then that's when i had 24 hour security anyone could tell you that came to my house adam lena at 24 security guard standing outside my house because they did absolutely nothing they arrested him then like we had to release him because especially during quarantine time like they had no place for him he came back that night so i had to forget and most of everyone tell you like i had 24 security cost me sixteen thousand dollars a month which

at the time i was doing only give me the contact yeah oh that security company was great do you still know them yeah like triple that and i can't buy cheaper this was a great company they were all afghanistan which i don't know like i don't know they were great. Love them. No they were great. I don't know if that like means anything to anyone. No it sounds it sounds intimidating.

It sounds amazing. Yeah yeah yeah. No they're really great and they would sit outside and yeah they wouldn't even go to the bathroom. They would switch shifts

but they wouldn't even like pee. They were so good. And if someone stole my packages they took pictures and videos like they were on it. I think my security was inside today with a gun.

Don't come eating a Lunchable though. Wait what? Oh today? on it. I think my security was inside today with a gun. Don't call. I'm eating a Lunchable, though. Wait, what? Oh, today? Wait, what? I'm kidding. 24 hours you have? Yes. Yeah.

How long about here? It's very safe. There's a police station, too, like literally two seconds away. I want to so bad, and I will. You'll get a lot for your money. Exactly. Exactly. When I'm ready to settle, settle, I really, really will.

I'm just so late to everything that I scare myself. I't buy my house i was like 33 i spent so much money you and me are the same in that regard like i'm i'm definitely like i have it all saved for a house i'm ready whenever but i'm not ready to like i'm not ready to pull the trigger on it yet because such a big commitment it's every house i've ever lived in i want to move really soon you know what i mean like issues the safety of it all i want to get a bank for my buck so i want to be further eventually like but also houses like this require so much maintenance that's why i tell everybody time for yes people came for me for renting my houses all the time because i would always rent like 30 000 i always loved renting houses i don't think that's a bad thing because you put so much money into this but also you have to have someone

pretty much full-time running your house like if something happened to moses god forbid tomorrow i'd have to hire six people to do his job in regards to trash and fixing things and like man like he literally does everything and every day there's something there's a leak there's a roof fix there's something la houses i will just say are not built for any conditions it's like they're put together with eyelash glue and like like popsicle sticks especially the new ones if you want like a new modern builder all like that ours is like from the 90s and like it's crazy yeah this is like a vibe for sure but like leaks all the time and you're just always fixing something we've probably spent like you know 10 to 20k a month just fixing and every time it rains something

so expensive is gonna break i just had so much to break in my house it's like fucked and i'm so happy that i'm renting yeah honestly and when you're young and you don't know where you're gonna be because you have no idea where it's gonna take you to me i always thought i'm gonna meet a man maybe i'll be like over you know who knows? We could be in Dubai or something with some like. There is a big part of me that doesn't know if LA is like forever as of lately. I always felt like it was, but lately it's just, it's a dark place. LA, LA is like, there is. When you come out here, the mountains like literally turn green.

You go in there, it's like kind of gray. This is like the area, this is like a magic space that no one knows. Nothing's ever crowded. There's no target, like Target's never crowded. I might be your neighbor in a couple years. Please, I would love it. Oh my God, imagine when I have a kid in our kids play oh my god that'd be so i won't call you neil that's not the adjective it's an adjective sometimes some some people's

names no longer are a noun they become an adjective they do something so horrible that they are now a descriptory yes she she this, she, this, that situation is scary. I don't know. I still don't know the process. That's why I keep talking because I'm just like, kind of like confused and scared by all of it. It's very scary to have. That's almost like an obsession.

Like someone having all these naked photos of you and you're just like, wow. Like who else does this for like entertainment? I don't get it. You know, like I have a lot of time on my hands, but not that much time. No.

Who has that? Who has the time to do that? I've been hateful. I've been a hate watcher. I've been like, I've hated people. I've never done that once like i mean it's crazy coming from you and i know exactly and that's one thing about us that you also don't give enough

credit to yourself for people always say this to me they're like if tana is saying this person's a bad person tana is saying this person is wrong if and i'm not again i'm not the be all end all holy fucking spirit like i do wrong shit all the time but i'm saying like you and i are so transparent and honest and have gone through everything in the forefront of a camera that there's a point that it's like, damn, if they if they if they've got something to say. Yeah. Or someone's like, if we're agreeing with Trisha Paytas on this, if we're siding with

Trisha Paytas and that person must be really bad. That's what I'm saying. Like that's you know what I mean? Which is kind of true. But also that I look at my things. I'm not that bad. Like, you know, I'm so used to saying yeah i've been a horrible person i'm like sometimes i'm like not that bad some of the things i've i think people also just really underestimate what it's like to grow up regardless of your age to the most capacity there's certain things like

the situation we just talked about that there's no age that makes it okay yeah but to grow up on camera yeah like to just actually especially in the youtube days you're filming everything every second of every single day and you're like all of it's supposed to be perfect i know it's like it's and because you're talking now on a podcast too every time you talk it's just like things get twisted yeah out of the things it's so hard drama like drama trauma be wild and film yourself every fucking day for eight years and put it all out on the internet and let everyone say something about it and then call me if you have something to say about you you're i mean me i wouldn't imagine being 15 on the internet like oh my god the stuff

i would have said back then like it's crazy and people hold it i said it i said it all but you are 15 and you have like this like broken home life and also like you know what i mean i really that that's one thing i will always give jordan credit for I mean Amari's family as well is like I I was a loose like no one I was thrown into the wolves you know like no one really raised me right like Amari's family were like hey like you can't act like this at a dinner table hey you like that's good they told you you know why are you wearing that why are you saying that like you know what I mean and Jordan for the God, was like, you can't fucking say this. You can't fucking do this. Like, you didn't know.

Acting like this, you know? And at the time, I was like, why is he always yelling at me? Oh, my God, he should have backhanded me. You know? Right, yeah. Like, it's just, so I appreciate those people. I mean, you're, like, literally a victim of, like, child abuse if you weren't getting your teeth done. You know what I mean?

That's, like, literal form of child abuse. Like, that's crazy. Oh, I feel you. Like, a child would be taken away if you don't, like them to the dentist which i don't even know that part of that's like that's crazy to me that's really how you feel mentally all of this stuff like that's yeah like a lot of that was just wild and like neglect i can look back now with a lot of empathy though and just be like you know especially in that generation now we're so much more aware of mental health yeah but like at that time everyone who was born in that generation so many people who

were really sick in a lot of ways were having kids like you know what i mean i don't necessarily put you know i'm not angry anymore i guess that's amazing that's a big thing because i feel like with that form of like abuse it's hard to like forgive you know yeah just recognizing that people you know even the people your parents are people too they should have had kids oh yeah for sure yeah i'm being 14 being like why don't do this why don't and you're the only child yeah yeah kind of crazy but now i'm not i have an amazing light-skinned family no i love that i love that they didn't just push you aside because you're problematic you know i think i i had a problematic friend and they're like oh they're trouble don't like have them around the house so the first time i ever met his mom i to this day i thank her for not telling me to get the fuck out

of her house i showed up with a bag like a big purse like a juicy couture big purses you know the day yeah and i dump it out on her living room floor and it's like 400 pieces of jewelry and i look her in the eyes and i go look at what i just stole from her or from somewhere else no from somewhere else from somewhere else you're so honest sitting there just showing her like look at these green earrings i stole aren't they cute like whatever and like the fact that she wasn't like because, because Amari's, like, straight-A student. Like, I was corrupting her son before her eyes. And it could have been very fucking easy for her to be, like.

And what'd she say? What was she like? I think she was, like. She was just kind of, like, they're cute. Oh, that's cute. So she wasn't, like, chastising you, which, you know. No, but then over time, it was, like, Tiana. You know, like, don't do that.

Yeah, don't do that. Did you spend holidays together? Yes. I remember one Thanksgiving, I was eating like chicken nuggets, like McDonald's chicken nuggets. Because my family, like the situation just wasn't all Thanksgiving-y. And they had me over for like my first like wholesome, real Thanksgiving. And now like all the holidays are like, that's the thing too. I think that, you know, the magic can get taken away from like Christmas if they're if you don't feel like it's happy you

know and now his parents are so awesome because they're like they will not ever admit Santa isn't real they will not the Easter Bunny is gonna ring the doorbell I believe that Kim Kardashian said that too she's like I still believe in Santa Claus there's magic in the world like absolutely and they like really like made me believe in the magic of holidays again and be so excited for them and it does like go home and cry every christmas you know you spend it with amari yeah every single christmas and we yeah they do everything they get me the dude this christmas i will like i'm obsessed with like peppa pig and like hello kitty and like pink shit like you know i love it coming back all my gifts were like like a hello kitty vanity mirror that you can like charge and travel with

on the road like who thinks about they're all these like personal shit i like loved i was like literally sobbing i was like i love that and they're just so cute that's good because like if you don't have like a family unit or something that feels like family it's hard i don't know how people do it especially when you like go through cancellations or just anything oh yeah or holidays that's when people are get depressed everything all of it holidays cancellations whole nine even burnout like i'm like i just want to go home and i want to have my mommy make me a sandwich right you know what i mean like it's awesome to finally feel like i have that you know not like i have to go home and be the parent like i get to still be a kid yeah that's like the

saddest thing and holidays do get sad i was always sad every holiday i had family i still wouldn't want to be with them because i would just wanted to be with a guy so bad and i never had a boyfriend like at least you had all these guys i never had a serious boyfriend i had like one boyfriend who didn't like me during Christmas though I swear to god I wonder if they just don't want to get you a gift you have some cheap boyfriends they probably can't they probably can't afford you're the bougie you know what I mean have you ever dated someone who made more money than you um yes like seriously dated because I know you talked about like sugar daddies I think you've had yeah no I mean kind of I've never really had a serious sugar daddy

or serious I have lots of like rich guys that all finesse, you know, but never like you are a finesser. I know. I saw the thing with the who's other British people she was just with the side men. Yeah. And you're like, oh, yeah, I finesse. But also I'm like, it's not really a finessing. You're just like, hey, I bring these people with me. I don't know.

Yeah. I should have just not said that my bestie was my makeup artist. I love that. I would say that. I lie about little things like that sometimes just for fun. It's so fun. I'll just be like, you know, I don't know. It's so fun. think i tell people moses is like a chic like he's like the chic in dubai even though he's israeli i'm like and i just lied to random people so much that he's just like

oh always he knows but he's like he goes you can't just make stuff up because once malibu starts talking listening she's like mom that's not true because sometimes i just like make again little lines that like don't matter to people in the grocery store i'm just like oh yeah he's a chic an uber driver come on like an uber driver oh my god tell them all the weird stories all the weird lies Amari and I are on dating apps um and we're on we love hinge you're on dating apps I get on how I just weed out the the people who know me you know someone's like is this a real tana but then when someone's like what do you do for a living I'm like perfect I have my next victim yeah that. That's what you need.

You need someone who doesn't really know what you do. Hinge is good when I get tired of all the piece of shit famous people and I want a normie. I'm banned from Raya. Oh my God. Why? I used it when I was 17. Sorry. Bad.

Oh. Well, you can't be. Yeah, I guess that's illegal. Very. I don't even think at the time I realized like, oh, this is so illegal. I was just like, everyone's on Raya. I want to be on right but then right you know yeah also you were 17 just having that happen in your real life so it's like that's exactly i was like goddamn like you know i can go find these 30 year olds down the street what's the difference um but my new thing

on a hinge on the dating app is like if let's say like i an ugly guy slides in and i don't want him and he asked me what i do for a living like last night i was like i'm gonna tell this guy i'm a professional soup taster. Oh, I love. I love, that's my favorite little lie right now is like telling guys on dating apps that like fake jobs. I love. It's always good to start a relationship with a lie. Or

start it with a lie. That's what we do. Put that on my gravestone. Put that on my tombstone. I don't think that's a bad thing. We would be best friends. Yeah. Sometimes it's a lie to protect yourself too, you know? That's so very true. Like to the Uber drivers, to someone you just met.

I, you know, just lie. I'm an FBI agent. Please don't kill me, Uber driver. Right. Like seriously, for real. No, I would lie all the time. I would lie all the time. And I got better with it.

This is gonna, you and me, I just know we're gonna get in a scandal six months from now and then they're gonna clip this. I would lie all the time. Yes! That's why no one believes me because like, oh,

she was a pathological liar. I'm like, well, I lie about little things. I never lie, especially when I say someone's name or something. Like, I don't lie about that, because that's easily verified. Like, for me knows you more than ever. Whether it's reviving old memories with AI upscaling or seamless hands-free control with universal gestures, this isn't just television. It's a whole new vision. Because it isn't just about what's on. It's about who's watching. Learn more about Samsung Vision AI televisions at Samsung.com.

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But the thing is, is you and I, we're saying the same thing right now in the sense that I love a fun little white life or fun that's going to harm nothing or doesn't fuck up a real storyline or narrative or a person's life or whatever. I love a silly little one. But then when I'm in like some real shit, like Todd's like calling me a liar. Like you can go back to me saying, like I lied for fun.

And then everyone's like, okay, so she's a liar. But it's like, fuck no. If it's the truth, if it, you know what I mean? Like. The truth easily found out as you tell with the British people. They're like, oh, lied about that it's like how do you even know so it gets

brought to light which is why i never lied about anything serious because i'm like it does get brought to light you know so when people still think oh she lied about this it's like no the truth will always prevail it always will always and i'm always just like people will say like if i said oh i never had hot dog they'll find like one clip of me eating a hot dog from like 10 years ago and they'll be she ate a hot dog she's a liar and i was like okay well that happens to me a lot of things that's i always say that on cancel i'm like listen i might be fully making this up but i think it's the truth and that's all i have well that's what's hard perception is reality bitch but that's the truth of it it really is but that's what's scary

too i just had dr drew on here and i'm just like i don't even know what's real there's some things i blacked out like it's scary drew on yeah he was on last week no how did you get him he's been he's on everyone's podcast too he's on trash i remember do you have people who bring you um he dm me when i went after i gave birth i said i was bleeding a lot and he's like are you okay like he would just like day on me and check up with me fucking icon i want dr drew on let's get him on he was on stiff socks he was on he's like oh we're having he did whitney cummings he's like on everything now oh wow that's great he's doing whitney today oh okay i so excited. She lives right around here. She's so funny. You guys would do- Not here, but like, not Hollywood.

After this? Yeah. Oh, my God. I'm a podcast princess today. No, that's amazing. How do you have the energy to do all of it? I don't know. I do like talking, I guess.

So I'm always- I like being a guest on podcasts. Well, you make it very easy. I like hosting. Actually, I do like hosting. But I love to be a guest because I love to talk about myself. I'll just do like random- It's easy.

It's fun. It's all we fucking do. I try to do people I like like whitney as well i really fucking like her yeah she's funny like you know what i mean it's the podcast where i'm like oh i don't even know this person like oh those are the ones you say yes to people you don't know yeah if they're big or just in general if they're big like who did you not know i didn't really know a lot about um the british girl saving grace okay like i didn't know a lot about her i've always also tweet like whose podcast you want to see me on this month?

Oh, smart, yeah. And so over time, I'll kind of internalize, like, ones that are heavily requested. And she was always really heavily requested. Wow. And then I was like, okay, let me go, like, get to know her. And then she was awesome, you know? And then BFFs. I thought you did not like Dave, poor name.

He did not like me. Oh, because he flaked? Because I flaked. And he was so valid for that. I actually really, like like needed that at that time like i needed someone to be like because i think at that time i was like listen i've been on time for like everything lately like i was on my high horse about it you know and i needed someone to be like okay you're still growing do better that's not what he said but that's what i took what did

he say was he angry clown idiot fucking bozo and i'm never gonna succeed because i'm late to honestly he was valid i was sick i i think he also thought i was lying about right because i was like doing shit on my story the day before or something but i was actually sick we've since um repaired that watch the beef yeah i just met him for the first time in person like a week ago two weeks ago palm sweating he's intimidating he's he's just he says it like it fucking is he's a boss and i think that once it like for example me flaking i think put a bad taste in his mouth.

And in order to reverse that with him, he's not like us. We're like, you know what I mean? Whatever. Yeah. You and me, like someone could flake on us, we could shit on them and then they could come on and we'd be like, oh my God, I love your shoes. We're cool now. Yeah.

I don't care. Also, I didn't care. Yeah. Yeah. I'm just chilling at my house, but yeah. You're the fucking best. But yeah, I don't know. Like it took a second.

I feel like old people too just don't care as much. know what i mean i'm getting to be old person i am an old person so i really don't care about anything either so i think he just doesn't give a fuck about anything yeah so i was just nervous but then now it's like all good and you know did you go there is he in like the east coast or something yeah i was in new york and i the other girl on bff's brianna is like she's a friend of mine and she has an amazing podcast plan brie and she just she's a slice so i was there at barstool to go on plan brie and he's actually never at barstool anymore but he owns barstool um oh he does i thought he was like trying to buy it back or something he did buy it back i was there like the day after he bought it back and he was there and i was like oh wow yeah so okay he's cool i don't know i don't

know much about him i think his girlfriend is very pretty i follow her on tiktok she is and she's a sweetie silvana she's so yeah i like her i like her on the podcast i don't know she's podcast but i like her she's she's dope she's really cool, I like her. I like her on the podcast. I don't know if she's on the podcast, but I like her. She's dope. She's really cool. I really like her. She was on the controversial Turk's Tart trip. She was? Yeah, yeah. Oh my god. Yeah, that trip was wild. I think anything you're involved in just becomes controversial for no reason. It's so fucking true. Or maybe there was a reason because I saw the tart owner. I follow way too much drama because I'm so psychic. To be honest with you, I barely saw any of that. That's not really my timeline, my For You pages. Oh, really? I still, I barely, like, saw any of that. That's not really my timeline, my For You pages. Oh, really?

I still could not really recount that drama. I don't know. You didn't do a story time? That was, like, your time. I talked about it, like, on a podcast. But, no, I mean, that trip was just crazy because the first, it was two groups, right? They did, like, a week of one group and a week of the second. Like, and the first group was, like, makeup girlies.

They were so sweet, so normal. And then it was, like, me and, like, Brianna and, like, Stassi. But, like, all the blackouts. They, like, put all the blackouts on one trip. So, blocking out the whole tart team which was hilarious there was no drama on the blackout trip no no one was like fighting no like real drama i had a great i honestly had an amazing time and it was like super funny and fun it just i used tart products i would steal them when i was like 13 so it was six yeah very full circle and it was dope but obviously i wasn't there to be a beauty group someone was it brooke or was it ashley that hooked up was that no that was my birthday trip

i had so much fun in turks on that trip that i was like i want to i want to take my friends there and see them there and yeah that trip that it was honestly an amazing trip here's like the first like four or five days were really great and then just the last day shit hit the fan yeah i i got a little too vegas i got a little too i think i was a little reactive and wild that was one of those moments where it was like you can't make this shit up where are the reality cameras like it was everyone was involved it was like a 12 person tussle oh my god wait like physical or just vocal or what it was just vocal on everyone's behalf but mine i was who was with you who was your plus one well no this on this this was your birthday this was everyone like amari ashley isabella this was the one where it like and you guys were all in a tussle on that yeah that was because that was

the trip where ashley hooked up with the guy i found out the guy was there did you fly the guy out he flew there okay um well still doesn't make any more like friends we're friends though now like we haven't been a thing for a long time influencer he was on too hot to handle so that's where i went wrong to handle is the harry yeah harry like him yeah um it wasn't harry um it was this guy joey but oh my god how do you meet all these people i'm a hoe i love it i wanted to be this person when i was your age it's amazing so they all work except for the guy with the guitar and tattoos like they all work when you slide into the dms they all want to be with you i don't know what's your success rate how out of how many i i would say maybe 80 percent you know there's a caliber of people i want but i just know want nothing to do with me the one you want that

you think that wants nothing to do with you let's put it out let's manifest it's not that this man wants nothing to do with me we're actually great friends i can't i'm not i'm not saying it i'm i don't talk about this actually can you like he's a musician he's a musician pop rapper all three no i i just i can't fuck this up i was talking my vlog this today because we are good friends and we talk a lot whatever but i love him i him. I can't. I know why I'm scared of him saying this. Wait, but I don't understand. Am I doing too much? No, not at all.

I know nothing. I know nothing. No, no. I'm scared of him ever seeing this or seeing me talk about him and putting the pieces together that I'm like, oh, I love. Like, he's going to be like, you creepy stalker. Oh, you don't think he knows that you love him? No.

Really? Yeah. Yeah, I need to know. I don't think she's going to know who it is. So she's going to be like, oh, he's cute. No, I do. I know more people than you think. Like, if I know Chris Miles, I'm going to know this guy, I'm sure. You know. I don't think she's going to know who it is, so she's going to be like, oh, he's cute. No, I do. I know more people than you think. Like, if I know Chris Miles, I'm going to know this guy,

I'm sure. You know what I mean? This is the best day of my life. I go deep dive. I deep dive into everyone you know. So I do know the circle, the web, and stuff like that. I'll tell you. But other than that, I have my biggest celebrity crush ever

is Pete Davidson. Girl. Well, you see, I love him. What? This is my type to a T. You're saying I date good looking guys but i really don't oh my god like i want dying i want tattoos i want an air of mental illness that makes you funny an arab mental illness an air like an air mental illness not too much mental illness just the right amount you know like the creamer in your coffee like just enough A little bit, yeah. Of mental illness. I love

a funny guy. I love his style. Okay. The under eye bags. He's my number one celebrity crush. I swear to God. I don't get the appeal. I do not get it. I mean, he must have a really nice... And you just know it's big. The body type. But big is not always great. Huge is not great. But you also just know he knows what to do with it.

God, I'm creepy. I don't want him to see this. Oh, you could totally... I don't think him to see this. Oh, you could totally. I don't think so. I think Kim was the nail in the coffin for me. I think once you go Kim Kardashian, you never go Tana Mongeau again. You never know, though. Yeah, I think you could like that vibe. I've heard around L.A. that he's maybe dabbled in some IG girls or stuff like that.

Maybe. I don't know. This is all just rumors. I don't know. Allegedly, yeah. I don't know. Yeah, I mean, I don't know him. Well, you know he's with every, I mean, in a good way, too. He's't know her. Yeah, I mean, I don't know him. People make rumors of him.

Well, you know he's with every, I mean, in a good way, too. He's someone that you're like, man, all these hot girls want you. You must have something to offer. But he's just, you know, Ariana Grande, Emily Ratajkowski, Kim Kardashian.

Like, you know, I know now that I, it's just, so I'm comfortable. No, you can't be up there for sure. I'm comfortable. You're doing Trisha. No, you're 100% good. Trisha. You are.

You get all these guys. I'm actually, I'm genuinely impressed how many guys you get. She's actually killing me. I hope the viewer at home is watching this like, yeah, no, Trisha's delusional. You're what I wanted to be at 25 years old. I wanted to have all these hot guys. You are everything I've wanted to be since the moment I started watching you.

I watched you before I ever made YouTube videos. That's what's crazy is when you're so young and watch stuff. I loved everything you've ever done, ever. Everything? I don't know everything i i can honest to god i love a good scandal too so honest to god everything i know i love a good scandal because i had no life no friends no one that liked me so i loved a scandal but i try to stay out of it now because i have like other people i could ruin like their lives of my you

know so i'm just trying to keep it clean for everyone damn i'm sorry to the other people no i think it all like that's just you and you're young i think when again if you're like a mom or you know whatever eventually i will definitely dial it all back for like for sure you know what i mean but who's the guy that gave you five orgasms oh my wait you talked about it recently you're like i got five o's or something i think you're talking about the plan brie i think it was i watched it i have to stop talking about him okay Okay. Okay He's alive he was dead or something Cuz I think we can cut it out of it disrespectful, but I'm not disrespectful. What a legacy I could sit here for six fucking I don't even know how long we got literally almost two hours

Do you know that I was just telling you that I'm in my good luck Chuck era? Yes. And he was one of them. Like he was, this guy was like hooking up with me and then he went directly after me to like, just, I don't want to like air out any, just a woman of God.

Like she's never done or said anything wrong. She's beautiful. And I was like, oh my God. Are they serious? Are they committed? They are committed. And I get that. You know what?

He needed that. He loves God a lot. He was a God fearing, awesome, really my God. Are they serious? Are they committed? They are committed. And I get that. You know what? He needed that. He loves God a lot. He was a God-fearing, awesome, really awesome guy. Who loves God? But I have God. I swear to God, I haven't, like,

people keep asking me about him. You know what I mean? Yeah, you can't talk about him. I don't think you would know him. He's just like an influencer. I probably wouldn't know. No, I would know. Oh, an influencer that loves God.

I don't know. That's a tough one. I love that. Are they one of those TikTok boys that like, listen, Jesus is sending me right now to tell you this message. he do like that kind of stuff do you see those guys that like full-on preach he's like the tattooed fuck boy that's like no but i love my mom and god you know he's one of them but he really does you know you maybe need something like that or

someone like dave portnoy kind of i know he's like not yours but someone like that i would money but also in the influence around i was hot i think i did slide in his dms like years and years ago he's a jewish man sometimes maybe you need a jewish man i thought i'll call her daddy alex was talking about that that's the crazy thing about hinges you can set all these things like i only want to look at jewish men like i have a friend who only does men over six foot four which is crazy first of all yeah imagine you meet a guy who's six three and amazing and now you're missing out because you made it six four you fucking freak but like. But it is crazy. I love that they had that option. People called me,

I fetishize people because I prefer Jewish men. I'm like, no, that's a preference. And they are really good and they treat you really nice. Adam Sandler's Jewish, married,

but we could find someone similar. Dave Portnoy's Jewish. Do you know there's this whole Facebook page of guys who look just like Adam Sandler? It's an Adam Sandler doppelganger Facebook group. Find them.

I know. I have been meaning to hit the reverse image Google search, find their Instagram. Maybe that's what I need, just my own little Adam Sandler doppelganger like Facebook group. Find them. I know. I like have been meaning like hit the reverse image Google search, find their Instagram. Like I could, maybe that's what I need. Just like my own little Adam Sandler. Yeah, I think you need to find. But you know they're all broke. Yeah, but that's okay.

You have the money. I know. You know what I mean? I know what you mean. Like find someone with a job though. It doesn't have to have a hell of a lot of money. I always say like find someone who has a job because you don't want someone like a deadbeat. I know.

I just, I really do. And this is going to sound so superficial, but I hope I marry someone like richer than me for richer than me for sure i really do that's like a common thing i think because you want to be taken care of i also just don't like spending my own money like as much as i make i want to swipe yours are you not a spender i am a spender but i'm saying like i'm also a slut who will do everything to ensure that like i'm not paying for the next jet or i'm not and basically we'll do everything i don't mean sexual i mean just i'm a woman of my words, you know? Right, yeah. Do you pay for the private jet?

Are you getting it for free? Sometimes, but I also have a lot of amazing people that I've met that, you know. I never once had a connection to a private jet ever.

I'm always like, that's amazing. I could not afford a private, when people buy private jets, I'm like, how are they affording this? You and me need to take a jet somewhere,

like me, you, Malibu, Moses. I'll find a Jewish man. We'll do the whole damn thing. Let's fly to Israel. There's a ton of Jewish men over there. I was supposed to go recently and I couldn't go. Were you going to get paid for it? I saw all the influencers over there.

Summer Bray, Mike Malak. I'm like, they have to be. It was that trip. I was supposed to go with Summer and Mike. I don't actually know if it ended up being like payment or just an insane trip, but they just wanted the birthright people wanted to like put more awareness towards the free birthright trip that everyone could take so they were like asking all these influencers to like go well they got he i saw mike had to be like i you know because israel's controversial so i think maybe they were like having them but i look i don't know about politics

but the people like obviously don't agree with politics but i know they got like canceled mike malek was just like i just wanted to be here but i was like i feel like you got paid because you get heat for going there i don't know know, though, because Mike's whole vlog is the night shift that he does. Make him so much money. He's great with the AdSense and the brand deals. He makes a lot of money. He's been Logan Paul trained, you know. Yeah, no, good for him.

So a lot of free trips, I feel like if it's his friends and he wants to go, he'll go. Because it's like the night shift is like travel, food, and like bitches. He does get a lot of views. And he's like probably 40. I always think that's great when someone's like 40 and still be an influencer. Like and like he does get a lot of views and he's like probably 40 i always think that's great when someone's like 40 and still be an influencer like i'm scared i'm gonna i'm already aged out but you know what i mean you're not aged out i also just love how much i know like mike what's mike like 38 but i know that he hates being called 40 wait but like no no no 38 is 40 i'll call him 40 but it's funny because i'm 35 once i'm past 35

i'm 35 now so once i'm 36 and i'm 40 that's how i feel with 25's funny because I'm like, I'm 35. Once I'm past 35, I'm 35 now. So once I'm 36, then I'm 40. That's how I feel with 25 right now. I'm like, I'm literally 30. No, but I'm 30. We're literally 10 years. Are you 98? Born 98? Yeah.

No, 88. So we're exactly 10 years apart. And I wish I was you 10 years. I would say this is 10 years from now, but you'll be so much better. No, this is the good. I hope you understand this is the absolute goal. Oh, my God. I'm not even fucking with you at all.

You're already elevated from this. You don't know that, girl. Yes, I do know that fucking with you at all. You're already elevated from this. You're already. You don't know that girl. Yes, I do know that. No, Trisha. You're getting all the guys. Let me live in my world where I'm going to be just like you in 10 years and let me just

be fucking happy. Okay. I don't want to put that on you. Put it on me. Now I'm happy. I actually am the happiest I've ever been. So if you. The story arc of everyone being like,

I knew you'd be such a great mom and like finding true love and like finding someone who loves you for you. You're chilling in your fucking beautiful mansion like and it's like i also just love to see even just what the fucking i hate to keep bringing up the colleen shit like see you vindication of people being like you're saying the same thing to me that people like you know don't always recognize the bad shit that other people have done but like you know what i mean because because when you're problematic it's hard to even say anything or have people look at you in a way with sympathy

or empathetic eyes which i, again, I get. So it is one of those things. But I really am happy. It takes a while. When I first announced I was pregnant, there was people like, what the fuck? Like, don't become a mom. You know, people get that. I mean, Shane's about to have a kid, and everyone's like, oh my.

You know, people just attack you. But I think people would really rally behind you. When you do have a baby, I think they're going to rally behind you. I can't wait. But I don't think I could be pregnant. Why? I think I have to adopt or have a surrogate. Wait, what?

Pregnancy is the funnest. I wish I could just be pregnant all the time.'t think I could be pregnant. Why? I think I have to adopt or have a surrogate. Wait, what? Pregnancy is the funnest. I wish I could just be pregnant all the time. Bitch, what? Oh, I love being pregnant. Why? I'm like, oh, happy. You're literally, it's like serotonin. Like, you're just happy all the time.

Like, I've never felt more at peace. Like, we would just chill all day, just like cooking. I would do ASMR. I was just like, chill. I was the happiest I've ever been. I'm like glowing all the time. We're watching TikTok in bed. I'm rubbing my belly.

Sex is really good. Everything is great. But the birth. I had a C-section.section honestly i pushed for the first three hours but then it just cut out of you it's actually that part's simple i know people come for me but the c-section was simple compared to the pushing how much did like the pushing hurt though nothing because you're getting an epidural you know what i mean and literally you feel nothing i'm just such an also like i'm such a hypochondriac which is like you wouldn't expect me to be yeah i'm surprised because it's like tana you're eating like taco bell cheese and like at one point doing cartel drug sorry that was a joke um but you know like all the shit i put in my body right

but like i get like a cut and i'm like okay i have mursa yeah someone figure this out now like my mursa like i'll be tired and i'm like the lyme disease is kicking in what's mursa mursa's like a blood disorder that you get from. Oh, OK. So you're thinking all these diseases. Are you Googling these diseases? Because I don't even know what these are. Yeah, I had to ban myself from WebMD, especially before Paige.

I'll call her all day. And I'm like, can we go to the hospital? Don't Google anything. She's like, bitch, get a grip. I thought I had Lyme disease. I was just tired. I needed a nap. That's common, though, Lyme disease, right?

Yeah, but I just needed a nap. Like, you know what I mean? I know. I always thought I, like, literally literally i would always get tested for aides yeah i would just freak the fuck out you know and like oh i don't know i'm also just scared like just the what if my puss ripped my asshole you would just get the c-section because i'd be gone no people schedule c-sections for that reason even our doctor was like for vanity reasons people get a c-section because i don't know if it ruins it.

I didn't push. But, you know, they say you can just get a C-section. You don't ruin any tightness down there. Then you can have sex quicker, too, right away after. We were trying to have kids like six weeks after. I was just like, let's try it again. I still can't get pregnant. So, anyways, trying.

I'm so excited for your next pregnancy. I know it's going to happen. Maybe we'll be pregnant at the same time. Who would you want to be? This could be the final question. Wrap it up. You. What?

You're asking who I would want to be pregnant with at the same time. You. I was going to say, who would you want to get you pregnant oh i mean i'll do it if it's possible but jeff bezos i was gonna say jeff what jeff bezos i'm kidding i just thought of the media rich you want the rich um not jeff whitick he's so funny like i i always like it'll just be he's so like we're very opposite in a lot of ways You know what I mean I can like break my leg And he's like Stand up there Kids in Africa

That are dead Take an Advil Like you know what I mean And I'm just like You're gonna be The greatest father He will be And you'll be a good mom

You guys are very good looking That might be it Of all the guys I've seen you with I feel like Jeff Is definitely Takes care I'm not with him

We are friends But You guys are kind of dating No Oh I saw it on his podcast With Fousey Cause he's like We're kind of a thing

Somewhat he said He said that Yeah he's like We're kind of We have a thing going on That's what he said Did you because he's like, we're kind of a thing somewhat. He said it was close. Yeah. He's like, we're kind of, we have a thing going on. That's what he said. Yes. We're kind of a thing.

Yeah. Because he said that. Then Mike's like, wait, but there, and he's like, yeah, we're kind of the thing. And I don't think he was joking. No, but I kind of could, Jeff's just very protective over me. I could see him saying that. So Fousey doesn't come hide your kids, hide your wife. You never dated.

No, not at all. We hooked up one time when we very first like got to know each other and we didn't have sex never had what's hooking up if it's not sex we just like made out oh i never know so when someone says they're hooking up so when your friends hooked up with your guys you like they just made out it depends on the person because like i say that and like 50 of people will like say like what do you mean by that you know what i mean and then the other like when i say hooked up it could mean anywhere from like a makeout to like raw dog anal yeah that's how I picture it. Raw dog anal is hooking up.

Because otherwise, I just think, oh, we just made out. I'm like, OK, not a big deal. Raw dog anal is not as bad because you don't get pregnant that way. Although you still can maybe get STDs that way. Yeah, that's true. That's true. That's what someone told me. I can never do anal.

I have hemorrhoids all the time. Really? Have you had them? They're wild. I've probably had a hemorrhoid in life. You know what I mean? Well, you would know if you go to the bathroom number two and then you're bleeding. Yeah. Did you ever have that? You get it the bathroom number two and then you're bleeding. Yeah.

Did you ever have that? You get it. I would just bled for my pussy from sex. What? I'm trying to think. I probably have had a hemorrhoid in blood. Like, it's me. Like, of course.

Really? This guy's dick was so big. See, yeah. That's why I'm not into the huge horse ones. Yeah, there's no need. What part was bleeding, I wonder? Like, my vagina ripped. I felt like I was having a kid.

Did it actually? Yeah. Did it actually? Yeah. Did it stretch it out, like, permanently or went back? I just, this was in Europe, and I just kegeled the whole flight home. Oh, my God. Was it uncircumcised? It was circumcised. In Europe?

I know. I was shocked. It was in Paris. Maybe in Paris they do it. In Paris? Oh, my gosh. You've had international hookups. This was my first, like, real international.

Like, I had to do it for the bucket list. Did he speak English? Yes. Okay. Love. That's hot. It was a slayay it was such a slay god love him god miss him oh you have such good stories i think you should just write a whole book about like hookups all the hookups yeah because i love sex stories i wish i could say more on youtube i think they're so fun i debated doing that like i still am on the fence of if i want my first book to be like silly and then my second book is like the be all tell all or if i want to do be all tell all then silly maybe silly first yeah silly first then you should do sexy i think you should do all your sex stories like a silly sexy that's i was gonna do like a book where i just

detailed every person i'd ever like dated or had a thing with but god so many people would hate me if i did that really would you say they don't say their names even if i say their names it's like so obvious yeah get the obvious clues yeah but that's so they all would hate me. You know what I mean? But I think you have glowing reviews. Every guy you've talked about seems to have good reviews. Oh, I don't. Have you ever had bad sex? I think like style sex is okay. Yeah.

It's all good. Yeah. No, no, no. I know. But I just think I would tell people's like secrets and funny shit. Oh, they're a little like fetishes. Yeah. Or yeah.

Or just funny, like anecdotal things. Kathy Griffin wrote this book that's like called like the celebrity, like A to Z something where she dead ass like every chapter, like chapter is a second chapter is b third like c d e f right right and you should read it it's hilarious and so a is all every celebrity that starts with a she just writes their literal name and like an encounter she had with them and like airs them the fuck out like like t would just be like taylor so she'd be like one time i met taylor in a green room at like like how did you with it? I have no, some of them are like almost their name.

Like I don't, it was like for Demi Lovato she did like Demi Lowe something like else. Like she did like different ones. Don't come for Demi Lovato. They'll come for you. I talked about her frozen yogurt thing one time and I get still hate for it. I'm like oh my god I'm so sorry. That's crazy. I mean I do love

Demi. I love Demi too. Yeah, I mean, the frozen yogurt thing was fucking funny. Come on. She knows that now. Demi knows that now, though. Demi will make jokes. Okay, because her sister came for me recently on Twitter. Her sister was on Desperate Housewives, yeah, and she was like my favorite child actor on there. And she's like, Trisha's still so awful. Why is everyone on her? So I'm like,

I'm so sorry. I don't know what I did and I feel really bad. And I love her on Desperate Housewives. I want her on the podcast too. I literally just said whatever. I appreciate anyone who can just admit some shit's funny. I just saw Demi make a joke

about the frozen yogurt thing and I was like, fuck yeah. That's what you gotta do. But people get mad at people for laughing at some shit that's fucking funny. Oh my God.

Is this, I'm gonna say, this is the last time mark my words I will say anything about this fucking human being but like the ukulele. Like some people, some people in my comments are like it's a serious matter i'm like okay but i'm not discussing the serious matter at the end of the day apologizing for anything

with a fucking instrument is fucking hilarious girl she sent it to me and i was like what do i say i there's no way she gave you the unlisted heater link. I don't know if it was unlisted. I think she might have published it and just sent it to me. And I was like, oh, OK. Because she was like, yeah, I don't know. I wish you came back on your video with like a, I kept saying, next time I have to apologize, you're seeing me with a harp. Like, I'm going to be playing the harp.

Like, just I'm so sorry that I did this. Oh, I don't know. I had to be unserious, right? I had to be unserious. I don't know. I don't understand. Like, that's why I'm had to be unserious I don't know I don't understand like that's why I'm saying all of this like fucks with me you and I are fucking delusional yeah but if you and I apologize with an instrument I think like Moses would be like

hey maybe no yeah like hey maybe don't yeah and she has people she like runs into us I'm like I'm so confused by it maybe they're trying to sabotage or check your inner circle girl maybe they're trying to sabotage that's facts um but first of all Chanel everything thank you I can literally talk for hours we went over two hours i'm not kidding you i would go for four oh my god i would go for four i mean so i could talk forever i love doing podcasts with you i will keep going with you for the rest of my life anytime you want a podcast or need a guest or someone flakes i will not oh and that's a big statement okay i'm gonna call you like jeff i'll be like at the end of the night i'm like can you come out to this i'm far from you you know we would we literally get you a car service i'll book you a car service i'll do whatever oh my god no coming from me. Okay, I'm going to call you, like, Jeff. I'll be, like, at the end of the night. I'm like, can you come out to this? I'm far from you. I'm very far. You know we would. We literally would.

I was going to get you a car service. I'll book you a car service. I'll do whatever. Oh, my God, no. Party bus. This is my Disneyland. The Sidemen could never.

I'll fly them all out to this area. You know what I mean? We're helicoptering it. It's like a hot pink helicopter. I could just see your ass doing some shit like that. Yeah, that would be everything.

We have a lot to do, you and I. Yes. And I am determined to show you that there are good friends in this world. No, you've always been so nice, so sweet. And I'm not done yet, bitch.

I love you. If you're coming for Trisha, you're coming for me. And that's also, that's a statement, and I mean it. You're the ride or die. And these creepy men, please leave Tana alone. She doesn't want to fuck you. Yeah. Unless she does, then check the DMs.

Yeah, 100%. And if you're going to do it, just at least be funny, I guess. You're going to be weird. Please come back, because I have 5,000 questions, none of which we got to. Trisha, I love you so much. I love you, too. Thank you for coming. I can't wait to be on Cancel tomorrow.

Tomorrow. Yay. Hopefully it stays up this time. Oh, yes, applause. We'll find the old one. Yeah, okay. That's Tana's posse.