Just Trish - Tana Mongeau Ranks Her BIGGEST 2023 Scandals & Talks Falling in LOVE

Episode Date: December 21, 2023

Our 'JUST TRISH" bestie Tana Mongeau is BACK for the final episode of 2023! The 'Cancelled' host is spilling ALL the tea on her love life, revealing why she thinks Makoa may be the one. Plus, is there tension between her Hawaiian hottie and Jeff Wittek? And Tana ranks her BIGGEST scandals of 2023! Subscribe to the Podcast: Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/just-trish/id1698564262?at=1010lSCj Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/6bZ5tfeCt6naGMw24pRMLe YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@justtrishpodcast All Podcast Platforms: https://link.chtbl.com/JustTrish?at=1010lSCj Follow Just Trish on Social Media: https://www.instagram.com/justtrishpod/ Follow Oscar: https://www.instagram.com/oscargracey Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hey guys! Welcome back to the Just Trish, but not just Trish, Just Trish and Tana T-Squared. She got me a freaking, me not swearing in the first two minutes, so we get monetized, bedazzled tea microphone. I walk into this house and I'm framed on the wall behind us with Malibu. I'm framed on the wall out there three times. Three times. Like, it's becoming the Tana Trish conglomerate mansion. It's the Tana Trish show. Anytime. I would literally ask you every month. I think so far I've asked you every month.

But I have to be like, chill. I'm like, okay, it's like November. I was like, let me just chill for a minute. No, I will come on every single time. Not kidding. The feeling, I wish that the viewers could know the feeling of pulling up to your guard gate, like food in hand, blaring music, like waving like a regular and like pulling up to the house.

I just felt so cool. Oh, you look so cool when you came in. You looked like a celebrity. I was like, oh my God, who is this tanned? She thought I wouldn't want to match with her. I would be a pink Santa slut in a heartbeat with you. Like, come on. He's like a fully covered.

You could have had like one with your like tummy out or something. No, not even. I've been, oh, Thanksgiving. Oh my God. Are you kidding me? I've seen your Hawaii pictures. You look so good. A whole lot of face tuned. No, it's not. I see your Hawaii pictures. You look so good. A whole lot of face tuned.

No, it's not. I see you in person. You look so good. This outfit's amazing. I forgot that you were pregnant for like a second when I came in. I was talking to you and then I was like, wait, you're pregnant. I'm just really fat. Do you know the gender yet?

We do. But we don't know yet. We don't say it yet. We're doing a whole little reveal. A little gender reveal. You have to. But we do know the gender. But I'm very excited.

I have to know off camera. Like, I'm... I can't believe... I can't tell you. But then you might slip. I feel like when I tell people, it slips. Because... I'll sign an NDA.

Not kidding. Okay, an NDA. I'm not kidding. A whole NDA for baby Elvis. No one cares that much, but... I care that much. And so many people care that much. Yeah.

Maybe. I don't know. Oh, God. I can't believe... So, when I was here last, you much. Yeah, maybe. I don't know. I can't believe. So when I was here last, you were pregnant and you knew. I was, yes. You're a good secret keeper, Trish. Usually I'm not, but it was like Halloween time and I felt like that's a weird time to announce a baby. I'm like, I don't really want a witchy baby.

It's like pumpkin like pain in the stomach. Yeah, that's weird. I was like, let's do Thanksgiving thankful. That's like the announcement. Baby Elvis. Yes, baby Elvis will be here. I want to, let's do Thanksgiving thankful. That's like the announcement. Yeah. Baby Elvis. Yes. Baby Elvis will be here.

I want to get pregnant and be pregnant with you so bad. Oh my God. Well, now it's actually pliable because, plausible, pliable, I don't know the word, but. Get word hot. Oh my God. You're like literally, this is what, I don't know, because last time I saw you, it was just like, oh, I don't know, like I'm single. And then, I guess not single, but with you and Jeff and all this, I was just like, wait, why did this happen so fast?

I never once heard of you going to Hawaii, Makoa, none'm single. And then, I guess not single, but with you and Jeff. And I was just like, wait, why did this happen so fast? I never once heard of you going to Hawaii, Makoa. None of this. It happened very fast, but in a very healthy, awesome way. And I think it's kind of true that when you stop looking, things come, you know? Always, always. And I really, like, I went to Hawaii because I was burnt out. Like, tour, all the podcasting, everything. And I always go there for, like, peace, you know?

And on the plane there, I was like, I'm just like, I was talking to Pedro. I was like, I'm just done looking for love. Like if it's going to come, it's going to come. Like I'm excited to be in love again and like whatever. And then. It happened. I went and I met a boy. Did you go on an app?

Were you like at a beach? It's actually a very sweet story. Oh my gosh. I want to know. I know nothing about this. And I was just all of a sudden like, oh my God, is this real? Yeah. No, I, it, yeah, it, it didn't happen the way it happened online. Like, you know. I know nothing about this. And I was just all of a sudden like, oh, my God, is this real? Yeah. No, it didn't happen the way it happened online.

Like, you know what I mean? Like, there was time to get to know each other and all of that, obviously. But so I have a gay best friend named Makoa, other Makoa. Okay, okay. Which makes it so confusing. And that's why I hate saying his name in bed because then I just think of my gay best friend. Get into something else. Gay Makoa used to live with me and Amari and everyone like in Sherman Oaks like three years ago for like two years. Why'd you laugh at that?

Because Amari might have had a little fling with gay Makoa. Oh, okay. Okay, cute, cute. But we're all just great friends now. His dad was a really famous surfer on the Hawaiian island. So he's kind of like Hawaii royalty. And he ended up, his dad ended up passing. So he moved back, like left my house and moved back to Hawaii. And now

whenever I go, he's like, Gabe McCullough is like my tour guide and make sure I'm not acting like a tourist asshole and like lets me live the local life. And like all of his friends have become like my great friends and I've known him forever. And we have an, his best friend is this girl named Amber and she's very close with me as well. And I land in Hawaii and I text them as I always do. And I was like, hey, I'm here. Let's do it. Let's do the thing. Like, come see me.

And I texted Amber and I was like, bring me a boyfriend, like as a joke. And then she was clowning me. She was like, no one has face tattoos on this island, Tana. I don't know if I'm going to, I don't know if we're going to find you a boyfriend. And she's dating, her boyfriend his best friends, with my Makoa. So he, her boyfriend, brings my Makoa. And he shows up, and I'm like, this is the hottest man I've ever seen. Right away.

What am I going to do? Like, no, but no, we were just, like, hanging out. We all, like, smoked a joint. Like, we were, like, hanging by the pool, whatever. And then we all go to dinner. Just you four? No, no, no. There was, like, a bunch of us. But, like, I had Paige then we all go to dinner. Just you four? No, no, no. There was like a bunch of us.

But like I had Paige and Ty with me as well. And we all get this big dinner on the beach at this place called Duke's. And Gay Makoa, bless his heart, is very, very drunk. And I'm sitting in this wooden chair, this like four-pegged wooden like rocking chair. And Sexy Makoa, that's what I say Gay Makoa and Sexy Makoa. I love that. Yeah, yeah. Sexy Makoa is sitting next to me, but I don't really know him, you know?

Right. And gay Makoa comes behind me in the chair and starts trying to make this chair like a rocking chair. And I'm like, stop. You're so drunk. Like, get out of the chair, whatever. The peg of the chair slams through my big toe and breaks it. Oh my gosh.

And I, blood everywhere. I start immediately scream crying. Oh my gosh. And now I'm like, this sexy man is going to think I'm a freaking freak. You know what I mean? And he like, so sexy McCall immediately like goes and gets a cup of ice water, starts putting my toe in ice water. He's like being so sweet.

Like I've never met a prettier girl with a broken toe. It's going to be fine. And I did not look pretty. Let me tell you that much. I'm already crying. I'm like, oh my gosh. She's actually crying. I'm like, this is like the most romantic love story I've ever heard so far. It the pregnant emotions i swear i cry for everything but this i really that's amazing oh my god he carried me around the island for the next three days like i couldn't walk like and i just met him and i was like okay i have to fuck you like come on let's

figure that one out with the broken towel yeah oh yeah oh yeah how i don't know okay you just make sure it's a. A lot of missionary and like hanging my foot off the bed, you know. Oh my God. And we've ever so literally been inseparable since. And like he's just amazing. What month is this? This was in the beginning

of November. And I know it's like soon. I don't think it's crazy. I think it's. I don't think I've ever like done this, but I feel like I have lived enough life that I've always felt like when you know you know for sure a thousand percent thus far I know I just want to protect him from this shitty world you know

all the social media of it all and shit how is that going do you have people found him because I know you don't tag I looked you don't tag green green green flag the second that I ever posted anything with him he immediately privated all of his social media. And I was like, I love that you don't, you're not trying for anything. You want to live your normal life.

He doesn't care. Yeah. Today the Snapchat cover of People Magazine was like our photo. And I was like, babe, I'm so sorry. What does he think of it? Is he like, he's like okay with it though. Yeah. I think.

He's not like overwhelmed. He is just like the happiest, smartest little surfer boy. And I like, my world is obviously very, very different from catching waves and working and having a normal like awesome life, you know. Right. But I feel like he likes me enough that he's down. Like he came to LA. He spent a week with me. He was like, I want to, I want to get to know your life.

And I want to, you know, like he came home to Vegas, met my whole family. They hate everyone and they liked him. So that was also a green flag. That is the biggest green flag. If like they don't like anybody that you've dated. I like to know it all. They're like, they banned all my exes from the house. They're like, don't bring them, you know, like not kidding.

My dad, we were telling you this earlier. My dad was making a Thanksgiving speech and he like included Makoa in the speech. And I was like, what did he say? Well, Makoa had like, he weirdly had family in Vegas too. We keep having all these weird like crossover coincidences, you know? So he left for like an hour to go to a Vegas family Thanksgiving and then was

going to come back, but he was gone. And our dad was making a speech about everyone. He was like, and Makoa, I can't wait for him to get back. And I was like, what?

Oh my God. Are you sure? That's like, Oh, and I heard that maybe if you guys spend Christmas together, like, well let us know so we can get him a stocking. I'm like, what? Oh, my God. I was like, are you sure? That's like. Oh, and I heard that maybe if you guys spend Christmas together, like, well, let us know so we can get him a stocking. I'm like, I don't know any families that are that welcoming to like a new addition. They're assholes.

They raised us. Like, you know, they're so. Them really liking him made me really happy. And Amari said when you weren't around too, he's just like, tell Tana I really like Makoa. I was like, that's crazy. Because he's just like the kindest person, like genuine joy, like positive. I think that's why I like him so much because I'm like, I'm a bit pessimistic now and again. You know, like this, like this is happening, whatever.

And he's like, babe, like let's go watch the sunset. Like life, there's so many beautiful things to like. The other day in the car, I was like spiraling about something and he goes, baby, just look at how green that grass is. Oh my God, I love it. It's like a calming, it was spiraling about something. And he goes, baby, just look at how green that grass is. Oh, my God. I love it. It's like a calming person. So calm. He's ever so literally my peace.

And it's awesome. Oh, my God. I just don't want to fuck it up, Trish. You won't. No, you won't. I don't think you can. I think when it's meant to be, you can't. All my comments are that I found my Moses.

We saw something. I think it was a TikTok or something. I think you were just talking about cancel. And I was like, oh, like oh my gosh that's like first of all the nicest thing ever but it's like so sweet it is the best like when you're like in love and you're like loved right it's like it really is just the best feeling like nothing else matters totally and you can tell and that's what i tell with you like literally just like you'll be no makeup in hawaii and you post it i love it you just like like you look so stunning like i feel like he almost like enjoys when I'm just like hair wet, no makeup, like likes it more. And I'm like, just natural you. I don't have to contour for you at 7am before you get up. Like I hate LA.

This is awesome. Would you give up the LA lifestyle to go live there if that was tomorrow? I love Hawaii. I always have. Like, I feel like I've traveled a lot of the world and like, there's so many beautiful places, but Hawaii Hawaii whenever anyone asks me like your favorite place you've ever been I'm like it's simply Hawaii what island specifically or just all around I really like Oahu is that where he's from he's from Maui so he's been like showing me Maui a lot oh Maui's amazing it's a lot more chill it explains like I was so happy to go home with him and he was just you know driving me by his schools and telling me all the stories and everything and I was like this is exactly why you are the way you are.

Because everyone here is just so peaceful. Oh, yeah. Maui is like, I feel like, they always tell us it's like the boring island. But that's the only island I've been to. And I, like, love it. Because it's just quiet. It's so quiet. Like, everyone just goes to bed.

And, like, we were staying on this farm in Maui that was his best friend's house. And we would, like, wake up and, like, feed the goats. Oh, my. And I'm like, I want this life. Is that up in, like, in Hana? Do you know? Like, what area? Like, the road to Hana. You know how it's, like, takes, like feed the goats. Oh my. And I'm like, I want this life. Is that up in like in Hana? Do you know? Like what area? Like the road to Hana,

you know how it's like, it's like, was it up that way? Did you have to like go up? No, it's on the opposite end but we took the road to Hana and we like went to a waterfall

and it was like, those were so pretty. We were like playing with geckos and like. Yeah, that's like very farmy up there, I feel. Oh my gosh.

Black Sand Beach, all of it, it was so gorgeous. Oh my gosh. I was flying home like, I don't want to go home. How long have you been? You went there twice now since you've dated him?

Twice or three times. I can't remember. Oh, my gosh. And I'll be back soon. Like, I can't. You think you might go for like New Year's or something like that? That would be so cute. Like a little beachy.

I feel like all my New Year's in my life have always like literally damn near killed me. Like, they're insane. They're in Vegas. They're in Miami. They're crazy. It's like sceny, you know, but I just want to be like on a beach underwater and kiss at midnight and go to bed. Oh my God. The rebrand is in full effect. And you've been wanting a rebrand. You just didn't see it like this. You always said like Sophia Richie or something like that. Yeah. I always saw it like, yeah, I didn't see it like this. And I didn't think it would like take a person to like stamp in the rebrand.

But it is. Oh, that's the best. And it's Hawaiian, which is like great. Because Hawaii is just perfect. Like it's just perfect. It's so perfect. And you could go both. You could be bi-cultural.

I don't know. Bi-state. Bi-something. Yeah. Bisexual. Bisexual. All of it. But like I hate even bringing him here.

I'm like, he'll be like in my living room, like on the TV, like watching people surf on a live stream like at home. And I'm like, babe, I'm so my living room like on the TV like watching people surf on a live stream like at home and I'm like, babe, I'm so sorry. He like misses it. Yeah, like we're going to catch. I'm sorry.

It's horrible. How does he like LA? Is he like? I feel like he's a really like accepting, open, welcome person and he like loves my friends

like because he has the same kind of like banter like he's a funny guy. Just quiet, you said. You said like until you get to know him. Which I appreciate because it's like you're not trying to walk in the room and be the center of attention. The worst.

It's the worst. And I feel like that's the majority of people I've dated want that. And it's – he like wants me to shine. But when you open up to him, he's just like the best. Oh my God. And he's like not in the entertainment world. He just strictly serves and works, you said. He serves and works.

Yeah. And he does his thing. Just like a normal job. Yeah. And it's awesome. Like it's, I just want more of his life and less of mine, you know? I'm so glad you like it because you have dated so many like famous people that like write songs about you and stuff like that.

I'm like, are you, like, I feel like you could have been addicted to like fame, you know what I mean? Like famous people and a famous couple and a power couple. And then it's like, I just, I think that my, like my self worth was almost like so low and defined in that where I was like – and you start to look at everything as like your brand and your career and you're like, I need to date this famous person so we can be a power couple because I don't want to carry someone on my back or whatever.

And it was like as soon as I like found my self-worth, I was like I've worked so hard to have love. And like basing any of that in that is just dark and sad. Oh, yeah. To have someone who like just supports you just for being you and like lets you shine. It's just like so – it's more rewarding fulfilling all of that. It's – Because famous people are like –

Aw. I do. I'm just so happy for you because you're just so like happy. Like it just like radiates. That's why you look so different. Like I was like, wait, what is it? Is it the tan, the makeup, the hair? And you're like, oh, I did my own makeup today.

And I was like, there's a glow. And I was like, oh, my God. Absolutely. And he just – I don't a glow. And I was like, oh, my God. Absolutely. And he just, I don't know. Yeah. I'm really happy. And I hope I keep getting to be really happy. I know it's really soon, so I don't want to like.

Jinx it. You know, God forbid something happen. And then it's all over the internet. And I'm like, wait, just kidding. No, I think it's totally okay. And wearing your heart on your sleeve. I really am. And to put it out there.

I think that's like, you know. And it's good vibes. It's good manifesting. It's like manifesting more of this goodness and this love and feeling all that. Exactly. Like, and I just. Oh my God. I might've found my Moses.

All the other comments say, where's Jeff? And we're working on that, but. Okay. So that's because Uncanceled, you're like, I'm so tired of people asking about Jeff. So I was like, not going to ask, but then when I was asking you out there, you're like, well, we'll talk about it on the podcast. I was like, okay. Cause I want to know.

I want to know the tea, of course. I always want to talk about Jeff. That's my best friend. But like the internet. Is it still? okay. Because I want to know. I want to know the tea, of course. I always want to talk about Jeff. That's my best friend. But, like, the internet. Is it still? Because he deleted all the photos of you. I know. He told me that the other day in the car. He was like, well, I archived our Barbie shoot because, like, you have a boyfriend. And I was like, what are you saying right now?

And that's the shippers are going to run with that one. Wait, so, that's what's crazy. Okay, so if you are, like, just fretting, he wouldn't delete all the things. He told you, he warned you. Yeah, but maybe he's just stirring the pot. Like he loves to do that. Okay, that's how I think of it.

Like he definitely loves a pot stir. I'm going on Jeff FM after this for an end of year recap. Okay, so that's good news. I never, yeah, we're great. I mean, we just attended a funeral together. We're stronger than ever. Like, you know, he's my best friend.

But I never prepare for Jeff FM. Just like here, I just come and sit and talk my shit because you guys are like my souls, you know. But this is the first episode I've ever prepared for. Oh, my God. How did you prepare? I wrote a list of everything psycho bat shit that he did to me this year, and I'm going to read it off to him. I love that. And he doesn't know.

What a good end of year recap. Here's all the stuff you did to me this year. Not the PR stunts. Like, here's every time you pissed me the fuck off. Oh, my God. You're like, our friendship ends. I'm sure I pissed him off, too. No, I think it'll be a funny episode.

Oh, my God. So you guys are cool. You, like, talk. It's not like a weird. We've been talking. There's nothing weird. Like, we're great. And I just wish that people would understand if we were going to date, we would have.

Like, you know, it's like it's not our journey. Yeah. I think that's, like, frustrating when everybody wants you to and you're like that's just not it yeah and they see all the like awesome ship clips and like cute moments and when we're like playing into it whatever but like if they saw our friendship off camera in full they would be like yeah these like we're very similar but we're very different and then the ways we're different i don't think it works for a relationship you Do you think you can like stay friends? Yeah, absolutely. We're like stronger than ever. Like nothing has changed at all. But like the time, I mean, cause like I had a platonic male best friend, truly platonic and we're still close. He came to our wedding and stuff, but we

were, we like lost the closeness because I can't spend as much time with him. Cause I'm like, I'd rather spend the time with my boyfriend. Do you think you would like lose time with him? You can't be as available? I mean, I'm gone a lot more, you know, but like we still text all the time and, you know, like I feel like Jeff and I have the friendship where even if I didn't see him for six months, I would see him and we would just be exactly the same, you know? I believe it. That's life, you know? And yeah, I don't know. I just, I wish the people, because our whole friend group, even last night, everyone was like, I would hate to see y'all together.

Like, they know. It's just not going to work. Yeah. Like, our friend group, like, all of his friends are like, you guys are so clearly best friends. You know? Right. It's like, yeah. No, I believe the platonic-ness.

I believe the best friend-ness. I just always wonder. I was like, I know when he would, like, my friend would text me, we would talk like six hours a night. I'm like, that's just not going to happen anymore. Yeah. Because, you know. That's true.

You know. You know. But you guys, like, work together, I guess. Like, you go on his me. We would talk, like, six hours a night. I'm like, that's just not going to happen anymore. Yeah. Because, you know. That's true. You know. You know. But you guys, like, work together, I guess. Like, you go on his podcast a lot. Yeah. We do. Yeah. And our work relationship is great.

And, like, you know. I don't know. I mean, yes, our friendship did kind of start in flirting for the views. Yeah. And playing into it and that weird gray area. But over time, it was just like, oh, you're my ride or die. You know? And it's like.

Right. And hopefully people will see that that because it would just be annoying to hear all the time like what about Jeff what about Jeff like even if it is just platonic I'm going to try to make a TikTok today and shut it all down

what are you going to say I'm just going to respond to one of the like where's Jeff comments and be like he's right in here he's right here that's good

that's good because I feel like he also said something in a recent podcast where he said he was going to like punch the pineapple head or something like that which is wild because I'm like is Makoa in on this too like he also said something in a recent podcast where he said he was going to like punch the pineapple head or something like that, which is wild because

I'm like, is Makoa in on this too? Like he gets it or no? That's very much so Jeff's sense of humor and everything is a joke with him. And like, I know that, you know, and I was nervous for them to meet. They met. I brought Makoa to a holiday party and him and Jeff just caught a vibe. They were just talking about like, they like each other. Everything is great.

Yeah. Yeah. Interesting. Yeah. Interesting. Yeah. Like Makoa supports it fully. He's like, babe, do what you got to do. Go work. Like I love Jeff for you.

You guys are like clearly very similar best friends. And yeah, I mean, you know, Jeff's just being a best friend. He's like, is it serious? What's going on? Like I really like him. Like, you know. That's good. Okay.

So that's all good news then. It's all great. Yeah. It's just the comments. Well, it's always going to be the comments always. I feel like no damn comments. Well, it's always going to be the comments, always. I feel like no matter what you do, it's always going to be, what about this? Or just the fact that you posted. You posted, I think, with another, maybe it was Gay McCollough.

You posted with somebody on the beach. Oh, Ty. Yeah, like, how many gay friends does Tana have? Yeah, I literally was like, that is my gay best friend. I won. Like, Jesus Christ. Everything. I'm in my wholesome era. Yeah, you're being wholesome and good. I've been noticing like in our relationship, I like go to act like how I've acted with everyone I've ever dated.

And I have to like sit back and breathe and be like, okay, like he's not texting you because he's working. He's definitely not like, you know, like I just, I'm really trying to rewire my like toxic freak behaviors. How would you have done in the past?

Like if someone doesn't text you, are you like someone to like text a bunch of times? Yeah. Or like call a bunch of times or call their friends. Where are they? Like, cause I've just dated shitty people. But with him, it's like. Yeah. And how do you like control it?

Or you're just, are you just trust? You're just like, I'm good now. I don't need to do that. I mean, I, it's definitely like thoughts that I have to rewire, you know, but I'm not going to act on them. Yeah. You know? And I, cause I couldn't, he's too pure.

He's too perfect. He doesn't deserve that. And I like know that to act on them, you know, because I couldn't. He's too pure. He's too perfect. He doesn't deserve that. And I, like, know that, you know? That's good that you know that because I feel like once you know that about someone, then you're like, okay, I'm good. Yeah. Because it takes a while. I mean, for him, I was, like, a year checking his DMs, like, every day.

Like, who are you texting? You know, like, I would need his passcode. Like, I was, like, so crazy. So the fact that you, like, caught that in, like, a month is, like, pretty good. Because I just – I don't want to scare someone so amazing off and like with all my past trauma, letting that flow over. Like when we started dating, which was, we made it official like probably like a week or so, two weeks ago. Oh my God. But we were like driving in the car and we both like started crying and I was just like, I'm so grateful for everything that did happen to me because it led me to you. And I think that's like a very.

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I know. Because that is like a wounded bird, like a broken road. But it's okay because I found you because of Adol. I don't want to take anything back because I wouldn't know you and that would suck. So that's really cute. And the fact that you appreciate that, like, you know, at 25, because I feel like a lot of people don't recognize good guys at 25. I think I just lived 30 lifetimes of horrible love life. I think of you as older than me because I'm like, you've done so much and you've, like, done so many things.

I always think of you as, like, 40 because I'm like, jeez, that's so much. I'm literally 40. I'm like you've done so much and you like done so many things I always think of you as like 40 because I'm like literally 40 I'm mentally 40 for sure what you squeeze in in your lifetime and even now like you just go go go it's actually amazing like you always go from here to somewhere like you're just constantly moving and going and it's and I'm excited to chill that out and like enjoy peace more and yes absolutely I say that as Brooke and I are going on like a world tour next year. Wait, are you actually? Yes. International? International is not confirmed yet. It's in talks, but

all of the US. Wait, how many dates around? Paige, how many dates do you think this tour is? Over 40. Yeah. Okay, that is not slowing down. That's the opposite of slowing down. And tour is so exhausting. It's fun, but I don't know. I think I did like 10 in one tour and I was like, that's the opposite of slowing down yeah and tour is so exhausting but I don't know I did I think I did like 10 in one tour and I was like that's a lot no the burnout is real and

I like a bus more because you get a lot more sleep so you've done a bus tour I can't remember a bus tour bus is so much better because it's like the TSA of it all the checking into hotels of it all like that's the shit that's like like if you can just like do the show and then go get on the bus get in your bunk and knock out like that's oh and then go get on the bus, get in your bunk and knock out, like that's, it's better. Oh my God,

everything's on the bus. Showering. Yes, and then like on days off and certain days you'll like go to a hotel. Yeah, yeah.

But that's why like how green rooms have showers, it's like four bus tours, you know. Oh my God. And what kind of venues are you playing? Do you know how many seats?

Theaters. All theaters. Oh my God, you're gonna be a billionaire. That's wild. And meet and greets at each show. Yes. And like two, three shows a night for a lot of the shows. I'm trying to drag Nicole on the bus.

I'm like, babe, please, I need like dick and peace. Oh my god. Like seriously. Dick and peace. Dick and peace. It does make everything better. No, that would be my dream to go like on a bus tour with like Malibu and Moses but it seems so cool. You need to.

No, it just seems very complicated. The logistics of it all, like. It is. Right? It is. Just like getting people

and the bus parking and I just. I'm grateful that I finally, like we've talked about this a lot but have like good managers who like can really fucking do that. That help you with it. Yeah.

Like just call me when the tour's wrapped. And actually make money. I feel like all my tours I like lost money because I was like always flying like 10 people. Yeah. Oh yeah. And like you tour's wrapped. And actually make money. I feel like all my tours I like lost money because I was like always flying like 10 people. Oh yeah.

And like you want first class and then you're like. That's exactly. The bus just makes it make so much more sense. Yeah. I'm really excited. It's going to be scary

to not be home for three months. I haven't done some shit like that. When do you start? I can't say like the exact dates but it's giving spring. Okay. But it's giving hopefully early spring.

Oh my god. That's crazy. So you have to get married before that. I'm not married. I'm not kidding. I have to. I'm pregnant maybe's giving hopefully early spring. Oh my God, that's crazy. So you could get married before that. I'm not married. I'm not kidding. I have to. I'm pregnant maybe. Oh my God. I just got my period and for the first time in my life I was like a little like, oh. Sad. Yeah, but it's like, okay, Tana. How exciting is the fact that

you'd be excited about it, you know what I mean? Usually people are like, you know, thank God I got my period. Yeah, that's how I've been for 25 years, I think. Oh my God. But I'm moving, I realize, like I say my period. But you're like. That's how I've been for 25 years, I think. Oh, my God. But I'm moving. I realize. I say that in a joking manner.

I think that's awesome. But yes and no. I think it's normal that people feel that way when you know anyways. Yeah. I think I'm joking, obviously, and I'm taking it at a proper rate. He sees this. He's like, oh, my gosh. He's a crazy bitch.

No, literally. But does he talk kind of the same where it's like, oh, I'm like. We're just cute and silly about it. We haven't. Yeah. It hasn't been said yet, but like little things have been said that like, you know. Like what's a little thing? What's close to love?

Like you're on the phone and then like a love you bye slips out and then you're like, you hang up and you're like, wait, what? I feel like you have to say it quick the first time. I feel like you have to be like, love you. I love you or something. I'm like the opposite. Like I want a whole moment. I feel like you have to be like, love you, I love you, or something. I'm like the opposite. Like, I want a whole moment. I want doves flying.

Oh, okay, you want it to be special. I was definitely, like, drunk on Xanax, and I was like, I love you. That's every time I've ever said I love you, though. Let's be real. Like, I'm just trying to create this new narrative. Yeah, that's better. It could be that way. Yeah, I always would do that.

Like, get drunk on Xanax and be like, so when are we? Yeah. So when are we? That's the only way to do it for me. I couldn't figure it out any other way. The nerves, you know. I don't know how people do it sober. Yeah.

I guess in healthy relationships it would be that way. I'm trying. That's so good though. There's a white claw in my cup right now, but I'm trying. But I feel like that's good to have like a little bit, a little edge off and to say it. Yeah. Maybe like New Year's Eve or Christmas or something. I just take it seriously.

Like I don't want to say it unless I truly, you know, feel it with everything in me. Because once you're there, you don't go back. Yeah. And you like fall in love like hard with like everybody. Yeah. I haven't even been in a relationship with everybody. Like I'm in love with y'all. Like a dead ass.

No, I do though. I love really hard when I love and you have to be cautious of that, you know? Yeah. To like not get your heart broken. Cause have you, do you think you've had your heart broken? You have where you're just like so depressed. Oh my God. Yeah. Oh, you have like, you were like so in love and then that person like broke your heart. I feel like you would be the heartbreaker. I, I think that we talked about this as well. Like the villain origin. After you get your heart broken a couple of times, you take that narrative back and you're like, I'm not doing

that again. Right. Oh my God. But like 2021 me, like put her in the coffin. Like I was shattered and Chris, like I was definitely like. That was your biggest one, you think? Your biggest heart break? I think Chris and like the mess of the Paul of it all. But I hate talking about it. Wait, really? You think that was a heartbreak with Jake? Oh, my God, yeah. I was so like. Oh, were you in love?

Because it just wasn't. I think I. But like. Oh, I didn't know. I hate even talking about it now, you know. Why? Because it's so far removed. Exactly.

Exactly. So don't you think you can talk about it as like it's not even really your life. It's almost like this like storyline. It's so true. You know. That's actually. That was like profound. Yeah, that's how I look at things. I's so true. You know? That's actually, that was like profound. Yeah, that's how I look at things.

I'm like, you know, sometimes I'm like, that was just like a chapter in my life. I don't even know who that person is anymore. 100%. And that's what it was. So you could say you were in love at that time. Yes. Oh my God. But I don't think it, and again, that's even just with the Jeff ship of it all, like lines

get so blurred when it's online and the internet is shipped. And I, looking back, I, and I think he would agree with this. I don't know. I don't know him now, you know. But I don't necessarily feel that my feelings were reciprocated. Like, I was, like, falling madly in love with this person. And it's like, oh, my God. You're embarrassing, Jenna.

You don't think? I think he cared about me and we were, like, great friends. I don't know. You know, I don't know his journey and I don't want to, like, speak on his behalf. And now I just, I watch the fights and I'm like, go off. Yeah. It's like. Isn't it like crazy to see?

I always think like, I know nothing. I was never like fan. I don't really know anything. I was on fans or hater. And it's like crazy to see they're so like mainstream and big and rich. I'm just like, wow, that's amazing. They're smart. You know, they're really, really smart.

Yeah. I wouldn't take back that era. I learned so much about work ethic and grind and navigating this world. I think it was such an era. I had a lot of fun. Yeah. Looking back now, it's like I'm 25. Like, we did that whole, like, fake engagement shit on my 21st birthday.

Like, that was, like, five years ago. That's wild. And it's like, there's a part of me that feels like it was just yesterday, but a part of me that feels like it was two decades ago. I feel the same way about you, too. I feel like, oh, my God, you've done so much stuff. To me, it seems like, yeah, it was just yesterday. And I was like, no, that was, like, a long, in a way, 21 and 25 is very close.

But you've done so much since then. Oh Oh yeah. I feel like I've lived 15 fucking life. It's crazy. I forgot how young you were with like TanaCon and stuff like that. Cause I was like, God, you were what? Like 20 there? Yeah. 19 maybe even. I don't know. I know I was 19 cause I still had a town home. So nothing was going back. What happened with the town home? We were planning TanaCon out of my townhome. I didn't have it together yet. That's better than an apartment. I had an apartment with no door at 19.

Did you? No door? No door knob. I had a door, but people could just push it open. No way. Where was this? It was on Yucca and Highland. You know where David's apartments were? Those weren't there when I was there. I was like 18. It was literally a abandoned parking lot in Burger King.

But I was right across the street by the liquor store. Oh my god. That liquor store has seen a lot of my days. Oh yeah. A lot of days. What do you mean? Were you just like That was just the go-to liquor store in that era. Really? That's so funny. Were you over in that area? Or just

hanging out with David? Yeah. Before I moved here I would always stay at the Lowe's Hotel for like weeks at a time. And I like lived there and I would fucking run amok. Like I was, they should have banned me. Wait, the liquor store? No, no, no. The Lowe's. The Lowe's.

But it was across the street from David's and across the street from that liquor store. Lowe's is like fancy. That's where they stay for like the Oscars and stuff like that. Yeah. And I didn't realize that at the time. I was like, this is my fucking apartment. I'm going to do cartwheels blacked out down the hallway at 19. It's like, get out.

Oh my God. Wait, did they actually tell you to get out? No, they never did. They've been welcoming. They're like, it's fine. It's one of the hotels I'm not being from. I'm kind of surprised because it's kind of like, it's kind of bougie. It used to be the Renaissance before it was Lowe's and it was like really fancy and like

all the celebrities would stay there. Do you know which hotel I hate that has the same like air of that is the Roosevelt. Have you ever stayed there? The one across the street on Hollywood Boulevard? Yeah. Right. By the Buffalo Wild Wings? Roosevelt. Have you ever stayed there? The one across the street on Hollywood Boulevard? Yeah. Right. By the Buffalo Wild Wings. Yeah.

It's old, right? It's the one like Maryland. Yeah. Like Maryland would stay there. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, that one is, that's spooky.

I hate that one. That's what I'm saying. It's so haunted. I stayed there once and I was like sleeping in my room there and it was right before I was going to leave on a bus tour and I was trying to get like my last good hotel sleep and I woke up to a chair like moving a little. Oh yeah. I left immediately.

Oh no. Like I ran out of there. No, it's, it's, it's very cold too. Like in rooms it could be like freezing cold and I was just like, and I'm not really into ghost paranormal, but I was like, this spooks me. I don't want to stay here at all. A lot of people have like died there and shit too. It's like, yeah.

What's the other one we went to? Chateau. Chateau Marmont. Chateau Marmont. I really like the Chateau though. You like it? Yeah, but that's. There's blood on the floors.

We stayed. We had a room and we were going to stay the night and there was literal blood on the floors. Something felt so eerie. I was like, we need to leave right now. Yeah, it's way more dark there because that's where all the celebrities go and hide away and do all the cocaine. You love it though. You're like.

I had an era where that was like where I'd go with everyone and we would take over the Chateau and like all the mainstream celebrities when that was, you know what I mean? Oh, yeah. Like you'd walk in and just see like an A-list or railing lines. Oh, yeah. I didn't know. We went once and I was just like, this is awful. I'm so scared of this place.

There's so much like history there that I find that one to be like weirdly cool. But like, yeah, it's still a little creepy. Rose Bowl is scary. Rose Bowl is a little bigger. But all of it's old and I don't like any of that. And the history, yeah. I go to the Madonna Inn. That's my hotel.

We need to go together. But that was where you had a haunting too, right? I told Holly about it. I was like, oh my God, Tana had this haunting. It just felt haunted. Yeah. But I want to go back. We need to go.

We have to go. We should all go. Me, you, and Holly. I love Holly. I'm sorry. We were shopping at the outlets together. I kind of live for her. She's like, you want to go to Cracker Barrel? I was like, yeah. Telling We were like shopping at that list together. I kind of live for her. She's like, you want a cracker barrel?

I was like, yeah. Telling my kids that was the girls next door. Us three. Not kidding. That would be everything. She loves the Madonna in too. We need to go. I would love to.

I'm not kidding. You and I have been like, you and I have really been discussing the idea of producing a series. Oh my gosh. We talk about that. I was kind of shook when you said it because I'm not kidding. Like, I have a couple different management companies

that like help me out or whatever. I have a couple, obviously, whatever. And I was like, would you ever want to do a show with Tana?

I'm like, Tana's so busy. She has managers. The way you think is so nuts though. Like, I would go to the ends of the earth

to do that with you. But you are literally going on a four month tour. Don't care. You're newly in love. Don't care. We'll figure it out for you. We could shoot it

like relatively like in two weeks if it was a thing. I was like, in Hawaii and I forget what I was doing, but I was doing something that I just don't do. I think I might have been on the farm and I, like, had this thought and I was like,

God, Trisha, and I need to have a show. And I'm telling McCall, I'm like, I really want to, like, pitch this to Trisha right now. Am I being insane? And he's like, no, babe, send it. Send it. And then I sent you the text. It was wild. It was the most wild thing because people always, always ask, like, you and Tanisha have this show. And specifically, the Simple Life concept. Like, people online have obviously said it, but people do that, like, do reality shows and pitches, stuff like that.

And I was just like. There's no modern day. And I know Paris and Nicole, I think, from what they've been, like, posting online, are teasing a reboot. Oh, really? I think. It's not confirmed. It's just my context clues are telling me that. And I have a hunch, and I think my hunch is right.

And obviously they're the goats, but there is no concept of modern day simple life. Like me and you under a car trying to change the oil, but we're like scrolling through TikTok.

Oh my God. Just you driving a car, really? Absolutely not kidding. You're teaching me. Maybe not pregnant. I don't want you to get, I don't want you to get. I can drive pregnant.

No, no, no. I don't want to be behind the wheel while you're pregnant. We don't want to lie while. I don't want you to get. I can drive pregnant. No, no, no. I don't want to be behind the wheel of being pregnant. We don't want to lie. We'll have a pregnant. Let me have the baby and then we'll do it. But I really think we should do a Simple Life series. I would love. Or like, yeah, like you said, a modern day would be good.

Or something like Dirty Jobs where you're just like out like picking up a roadkill or just something disgusting that Paris and Nicole would never do. I would absolutely die to. And I never say this about things usually I like. I'm like, oh, if the public likes this, like, they like it. If they don't, they don't. But I know these bitches would eat it up. I think so, too. I'm so down. I think we should do, like, a sizzle. We should do, like, a little pilot

episode. It'd be so fun. Let's do it. If anyone's out there and wants to just do it with us, or we'll just do it ourselves. Either way. Honestly. You're like, do you want to just fun this with me? I'm like, absolutely. I think we fun the sizzle, and then we try to pitch it. Yeah, I think so, too. That'd be so much fun. I'm so down. I was shocked. I was like, do you want to just fun this with me? I'm like, absolutely. I think we fun the sizzle and then we try to pitch it. Yeah, I think so too. That'd be so much fun. I'm so down.

I was shocked. I was like. I would, I like, it would just bring me the most joy. And I know we'd have so much fun. Oh no. I love everything with you. Like I get genuinely so excited when I see you. I get like giddy.

Me too. I get a little giddy. And the fact that you're like, oh, I'm going on Cancel Next to Go. I'm so excited. Because we talk about you guys. Our show is literally the after show of Cancel. We're just like, I'm obsessed. Everywhere I go, people ask Zach to sing. Every show I'm on, you get brought up somehow next week. I'm so excited. Because we talk about you guys. Our show is literally the after show of Cancel. We're just like, I'm obsessed. Everywhere I go, people ask Zach to sing.

Every show I'm on, you get brought up somehow. And I love it. I love that I'm associated with you. I'm like, yes. The other day after the funeral, dark, but we're in this restaurant. And we're all in all black. Like, it just looks like really fucking sad, you know? And I walked to the bathroom.

And all the people behind the front desk of the restaurant, because we were deep in California, like an hour and a half away all the people behind the restaurant were like we didn't want to interrupt this but we love you and trish no so i'm in my funeral garb i'm dressed in my funeral outfit being like trisha wishes you were here no one no one wants to be there i was taking all these videos and they were like one of the girls was like you and trisha have to shoot a series. And I was like, no. That's the sign.

There's so many. People have always said that. Like, literally, any time people want to do a show. Because there's not much to me for a reality show. But people are always like, you and Tam. What is it? Just me sitting at our house? Trisha.

Yes. No, you have people. You have friends. Yours is, like, fun. Mark my words. If 365 days from now, I have not convinced you of how iconic you are. I have failed my duties. Okay.

You do hype me up so big. Well, it's because of you. It's really because of you. You, I'm not kidding. You are such the it girl. And I'm like, how are my friends with you? Like, it's crazy. Like, I've always loved you, but it's like crazy to be friends with you now.

And I just love seeing you happy. You are the it girl. I want, everything I'm doing, I'm like looking for my Moses. I want your life. You found him. We were driving into your house and I was like, I happy you are the it girl I want everything I'm doing I'm like looking for my Moses I want your life you found him we were driving into your house and I was like I really should buy a house in this neighborhood oh my god please get married have the babies here absolutely

you know I'm gonna drop off my baby I would love it would be so much fun because honestly like just having people like because we're so far out so I do appreciate you also doing the drive because it's like you said a road trip last time. Do you know what Amari said in the car? What? He said, I get the same feeling when I drive to Trisha's house on our little road trips

that I would feel as a kid when we would take a road trip to Disneyland or SeaWorld. And I almost started sobbing. I was like, same! I live for Amari. He's not in here now. But I love him so much. He's literally, I just, all his little stories. He's like the boy. He's doing the most, but I love him so much. He's literally, I just, all his little stories. I mean, he's like the boy.

He's doing the most. I just love him so much. He's my world. We're all together. I love that you guys are. He was like asking me today. He was like, if we have time, do you think she'd want to do a tavern video with me? Oh, I'm so excited.

I was like, yeah, absolutely. I was like, of course. Trisha's going to eat that up. Anytime someone wants to do a tavern with me, I get so excited. I think we have to. Maybe us three. Yeah, that'd be fun. We just all squeeze in there. We need to get a bigger tavern because you can I get so excited. I think we have to. Maybe us three. Yeah, that'd be fun. We just all squeeze in there.

We need to get a bigger tavern because you can't see it. Moses is like, please no. I'm building a drive-thru right now. Oh, yeah. We do have a drive-thru. Are you still building the drive-thru? Yeah, we're working on it. It's not get up, but we're like doing.

Oh, stop. I'm so excited. Do you guys decorate for Christmas at your house? I have before, but I'm always so wildly gone in December and then I go home for Christmas where it's all decorated and I like spent like 20 grand one year on like busting out my house like I had like a fucking 20 foot

tree and shit and I was like who am I doing this for I've seen the tree six times I get that and it was like it was fun and like super C-U-N-T but don't want to get demonetized but now you know how to get monetized. We were told you totally can.

Yeah, so apparently the vape has been the reason. Well, we bleeped that out too. Yeah, bleeped the word. The nicotine device. People said in that episode too, they're like, wow, we never seen once Tana. Like, yep, she's... And I'm going to run with that.

I'm going to be like, yeah, I don't even need it around Tricia. Totally vaping every second. It is crazy how many people do it. It's actually insane. Like, I didn't know what it was. I didn't know anything about it. I going to run with that. I'm going to be like, yeah, I don't even need it around, Trisha. Totally vaping every second. It is crazy how many people do it. It's actually insane. Like, I didn't know what it was. I didn't know anything about it. I want to quit so bad.

Well, I feel like being in love will make – does he? No, but it's funny now how, like, hit mine and I'm like, I'm corrupting you. Like, I have to stop. You start turning into each other a little bit. Oh, my God. It's crazy. Like, we were in bed, like, one night, like, a couple weeks ago, and he's eating a crunch wrap supreme off of me and like spills like no not even sexy i promise not sexy what do you mean off of you it's like

onion he's like going down yeah like i was the plate and like he like spilled like nacho sauce or something and then he like takes his finger and like whatever and i left my own body i was like i'm corrupting you like your 10 pack is about to be gone, babe. Was he never a fast food person before? No, he is actually. He loves Taco Bell like as much as I do. Okay, that's like. And it was one of our strongest bonding points upon meeting. We were like, let's go get Taco Bell.

That's wild. Yeah, he doesn't look like he'd like eat Taco Bell because he's just such a surfer and natural. The surfing is such a crazy like workout. So, and his genetics are just insane. His dad's like 60 and has like a 10 pack. Oh my God, so lucky. Yeah, no, I remember the first time I asked him, I'm like looking at him. a 10 pack and like you know so lucky but yeah no i remember the first time i asked him i'm like looking at him i'm like do you work out and he was like no

i just surf and eat he eats a pint of haagen-dazs every night before bed like i'm like we have to get him his haagen-dazs so that he can be happy man and i'm like you and your abs get babies with him they'll have great genetics that baby is gonna be so blessed thank god because i'm out here ruining myself. It's always great when they get something good. Malibu is very tall and has long eyelashes. I'm like, thank God. You know what I mean?

God, I know. She's the most beautiful baby. It's actually crazy. Her baby is going to be beautiful. I love it. Stop. Our babies are going to be best friends. Oh, my God.

It would be amazing. Malibu is going to be the best little big sister to my baby. Oh, my God. That would be so cute. Do you think they're going to be like us or do you think they're going to be opposite of us? Oh, well, it's interesting because, like, if you're, like, Makoa's opposite of you and Mo's opposite of me, so it's interesting to see, like, what they gravitate because

it could be, like, you or it could be, like, Malibu's chill, so she's definitely like Moses, but, like, our next baby, like, will be wild and crazy like me. I don't know. I'm so excited. Yeah. Do you know when you're, like, due? May. I'm like, and can I be in the labor room?

Yes, absolutely. You can be the godmother. Like, seating? May. I'm like, and can I be in the labor room? Yes, absolutely. You can be the godmother. Like seating it quietly. I'm like, and so can I come? Yes, absolutely. It's not that exciting because I'll probably do C-section again. So it's just kind of like they just pop the baby out. Oh my God. I want to push. I wanted to push so bad because I think that's exciting. Just like a baby flying out of you sounds amazing. Are you? No, I freak out. Even when my tampon's like a little loose. And then are you ever like, have you ever had a tampon? Sorry, Moses. I'm seriously so sorry for what I'm saying. Have you ever had a tampon in and then you're like shitting and you like kind of push the tampon out? Wait, why wouldn't you use the tampon out before? Why do you keep it in? You're supposed to take it out right away. Oh, it's not full yet. Like if it was,

oh my God, girl, take it out. You can go to the bathroom. You're supposed to take it out right away. Oh, it's not full yet. Oh my God, girl, take it out. You can go to the bathroom. You're supposed to take it out. Ripping the dry cotton out of the puss. How dry is it? You just stuck it in a few minutes ago? What if I stuck it in and then I was like, oh my God, I'm going to shit myself. Take it out. Oh, just all of it. The wiping. Everything sounds

horrible mixed in there. It's giving peanut butter and jelly. I'm so sorry, Trisha. I'm so sorry. You're pranking me. You're literally puking on me. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. We'll put that on Patreon. If you want to hear us talking about it. She's tearing up. She's like, never say that again.

I'm so sorry. I forget that you hate that. The bowels of it all. I don't know what it is. Actually, I couldn't throw up. I'll keep it down. You have a visceral reaction. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. It's not bad.

I'm being mixed with. Anyway. Let's just move on. I'm so sorry. That's one thing I will be changing in the future. No bowel discussions with Trish. I'll save those for Brooke. I'll save those.

Does she love that? We just talk about it. Yeah. Really? That's so wild to me. That's one thing I just, I can't get past. We have this phrase for when you like,

I mean, I'm going to dial back. I was like, I literally feel regurgitation coming. What's the phrase? Like when you really got to go and you're in the bathroom and you like, take your pants off and like you're sweating. You know what I mean?

No. We always, never. What? We call that gripping the walls. Like we'll text each other and be like, I was gripping the walls. Wait, while you're going, you text each other. I'll be like, sorry, I was that gripping the walls. We'll text each other and be like, I was gripping the walls. Wait, while you're going, you text each other?

I'll be like, sorry, I was just gripping the walls. I'm coming back up to film. You know what I mean? Oh, while filming. That's my biggest nightmare. Someone here, I'm like, I have to go to the bathroom and I'm gone for 15 minutes. That's so awkward. If you left for 15 minutes, I'd be like, awkward. Shitting?

Yeah. Mari's been gone for like 30 minutes. I think he's definitely doing it. I'm really talented at going number two really fast. Oh, that's a good talent actually. Like no one will ever know if I'm, what I'm doing in there. Cause I can like, Ty and I started a disgusting bit where we would put a stopwatch on and I'd be like, I'm going number two and I'd come back out and it'd be like a minute, 20

seconds. Wow. What is the secret? I just, I just get it out. I don't know. So like I could be at a guy's house. I could be at a guy's house and like I'm not even worried because I'm like he'll just think I'm peeing.

Like it's out. Oh yeah. That's like my big fear too. We put everything. I think I told you this at the hotel. I put like the water on. I put everything on. I'm just like.

Oh yeah. I need water on. TikTok blaring. Yeah. Don't ever let. Okay. So you don't let him hear the sounds. Oh my God.

That's my worst nightmare. That's where I draw the line. I remember the first time she ever heard the sounds of, Paige ever heard the sounds of me. And I was just, I was trying to yell over it. I was going, oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. We're too close.

That would traumatize me for sure if I heard the plopping. Yeah, I would never allow you to hear that. I can't. I just feel like someone like you doesn't. Like, that's how I think of you in my head. I'm like, oh, you just don't. You know what I mean? That's the most loving thing anyone's ever said to me.

Yeah, because you're so tiny. But I guess the tiny people go more because you've got to get it out. You are just one of a kind. You are so silly. No, Paige and I are just, like, weirdly close like that, I guess, to where it doesn't bother us. How long have you guys been friends and working together? We're about to hit our three-year anniversary. Oh, we'd love to do Celebrate first of all.

We have a big plan. We're so in love. Oh, what are you doing? Oh. February's going to be threeate first of all. We have a big plan. We're so in love. What are you doing? February's going to be three years. Yeah, February's three years. We met because my executive assistant at the time hired her to be her day-to-day assistant. And then I was like, this is my soulmate.

No, I love them both. She's still one of my best friends. She quit after a while. Understandable. She wanted to work in the music industry. We're still best friends. But her and I have been rocking for three years. I think I'm getting her a car tomorrow. I'm not surprising her, but I'm getting her a car tomorrow. Oh my god, what car?

She's trying since May and I'm like, I will not accept. I've been begging her since May to let me buy her a car. I'm in her car. It's a lot. I mean, that is I don't think I've ever bought anyone a car besides my mom. Well, that's fair. She is my mom. I'm in her car. I'm in her car six days a week, eight hours a day anyway. So to me, buying her a car isn't even like a gift. It's like I'm buying myself a car essentially. That's wild that you've never bought yourself a car. But she'd be behind a wheel. That's just the bottom line.

Oh my God, what car? Wait, is it a surprise? No, I want her to have me like choosing for her. I want her to have a Range Rover. Like so bad. Because I want to be, they have a Range to have a range rover like so bad because i want to be they have a range rover with a fridge in the middle like i want to be in there we have a fridge we have a fridge we have la coria in there yeah it's nice like it's too nice i can't accept she i've been begging her since may logic i get it like you know first of all like it's amazing

anyways but the logic i get like if you're always together it's kind of like a it's like your car too it's like a shared car and it's like for christmas too like i always try to get everyone like extravagant great gifts and whatever but with her i'm like i we were talking in the car and i was like i was gonna give you this miracle me louis bag but it's like five grand like i'd almost rather give you the bonus and then i was like wait but could that be could that be towards the car like you know i just i want it to be something that's she's just so hard working and amazing that i want it to be something like useful and that makes her life easier because working for me full time is fucking hell.

I mean, you are amazing. I mean, she is so good and you're like so good with like texting and stuff. Like, think about how go, go, go I am. Yeah. In order to plan all of that, you have to be 10 times more go, go, go. No, it's actually amazing. And it's so like me. We're best friends and we giggle and travel for fun and like love

each other so much. That's the best too when you have that connection. I mean, you're so good. You'll be like 30 minutes late. I mean, even when you were here going to Whitney last time, she's like texting for you. Like it's hard. She's the girl. I'm face tuning her right now. Oh, wait. What is that picture? She's face tuning my literal nudes right now. It's me and Lana Rhodes. Who's the other one? I love who's the other one.

Lana Rhodes. Oh, I can't. I'm blind so I can't see. I love her. How was that? You were shooting with her? It was so crazy. I did. I've been trying to be in my spicy website bag. Okay, love that. Especially during the holiday season.

I feel like my subscribers on there know when the holiday season's coming because it's like quadruple the content because I'm like, I have gifts to buy. Wow. You know what I mean? I can't. And so I've been doing some crazy shit on there. Do you show anything yet or no? You know what I mean? I can't. And so I've been doing some crazy shit on there. Have you been?

Do you show anything yet or no? Yeah. I mean, I just show like ass and titties and like little flashes. No nipple. Super nipple. Oh, yeah. I'm pretty naked on there. Really?

Okay. Because I subscribe, but I never. Well, there's so many unlocking things. I see your stories and stuff like that. All the strategy. You don't need to. No, you're so smart. If you ever want to see, I'll send it to you. Okay.

Thank you, Sammy. But Lana and I did like a live the other night, and she obviously has done, like, porn for a long time. Yeah. And now she's kind of out of it and does, like, OF. But whenever I go live, I'll be, like, eating a taco and, like, a bra, and I'm just talking to people, and she was, like... Fully naked.

Like, no. Like, we got fully naked, but, like, just the way she does it, she's, like, tip more for this, like, knows how to do it. Yeah. Like, was so smart at it, and I walked away, and I was like, oh, wow. just the way she does it. She's like tip more for this, like knows how to do it. Yeah. Like was so smart at it. And I walked away and I was like, oh wow. Like. Just made so much.

I know that's like strippers too. Like you really have to, I didn't know you had to like ask people for money and hustle. Yeah. I was like, oh stripping, you just strip and people give you money, but you have to like hustle them. More dances, this. Oh, next dance, maybe that. I'm like, oh my God, it's so much work.

And like, OF is very that. Like it's definitely a business. And she was a stripper, like a high end stripper for a long time. So she just got that, that dog in her, that hustle. Like it's definitely a business. And she was a stripper. Like a high-end stripper for a long time. So she's just got that dog in her. That hustle. No. She's like gorgeous. She's like.

Yeah. She's like. To me her. Riley Reid. They're like the legends of that industry. And I think. And I feel like I learned so much about the industry. And how to monetize it.

And make it fun. And stay happy through them. Like Sky Bree even. Like all of them. Oh yeah. I'm just so grateful for all my friends in that industry. Because they help me get to the bag. And have fun while doing it. I love that you love it like I love that you should get into the lives I'm see I'm not good like I'm not good with I did lives a couple years ago and I'm just like not good at it like I mean there'd be like

10 people I'd make no money I don't know well because here's the way that my team does this and like it's actually crazy so we'll do a live and we'll go live for like an hour and we're talking and there's probably like like 100 people in there just whatever just people who like paid for the live and they're tipping but that's not how you make the money they then like record it all and chop it up and sell videos of the live like into it smart and it's it's the only reason i can buy everyone a car or the lives i'm not kidding is your main income of then pretty much there's some that like get right there, but it's. Like what would you say is equal? Like the podcast.

Podcast, brand deals, AdSense, appearances, touring, I guess. And they're all like pretty the same. But like OF is still up there, especially because OF is the easiest to me. Yeah. Like it's the, everything else you're putting in the work. You're editing on Final Cut Pro for hours. You care, you whatever. But OF,

it's like, here's my foot. Oh my God. OF was so much fun. I loved it. Like in 2020, when I ran hardcore for like literally three months, I was like,

I loved it. I was filming every day. I just loved it so much. You just feel, I don't know. I loved, I always love taking like nudes and sexy pictures. So it just like makes sense.

Me too. Like, and I'm always just taking nudes. It's so great now that I have a long distance boyfriend. So I'm always taking a million nudes. And I'm like, wait, babe,

I'm sorry. You saw it first when I'm selling this. Okay, well that's good. I think that's like smart double tasking. Yeah, I've sold like a couple photos of us too and I'm like, sorry, man. Wait, really? Oh my God. Would he ever do it? I don't think so. Not fully. You wouldn't ever do fully.

I would never do it fully. No, I'll keep that for us, you know, the sex life. Oh man, I wanted to do a fully taped so bad with him but he just never would. One time he recorded it, I'm like, can I please sell this? And he's like, no. Stop, I want to watch it. Why am I like that? And it's still there, I know.

I love watching people's sex tapes. I do too, actually. Yeah, because it's just like hot or whatever. I know, I'm like, I just made my hair girl show me her sex tape. She was like doing my hair and was talking about it, and I was like, show me the sex tape. Wait, she does? No, no, no, no, no. It was just like with her man, and I was like, I want to see this now. She was like doing my hair and was talking about it and I was like show me the sex tape. Wait she does. No no no no no. Just for fun. With her man and I was like I want to see this now. She's like curling my hair and I'm watching her

get railed. We always have like viewing parties at our house. That's so fun. We'll like show each other and it's like just fun. No she comes to your house to do your hair. Like in the salon you're just like watching. No. Either though because she has her own private room. We go crazy in there. Oh no. It's fun. Yeah no F is like fun for sure. I love that. If I was like more confident and stuff now,

maybe I just like gained weight. I'm just like, you're not, you're so hot. I just think like it was an era. It was a time. I'm glad I did it, but I'm just always like,

yeah, but like, you know, like do you watch Lena the plug? I was just going to say that. You just took the words out of my mouth. I wonder if she like is open.

She's so open. I love Lena. I love Lena too. I love, she's always been so nice. She was the first person who introduced me to OF, first person to get me followers. Like I really

love her. We did like our first thing together and. Do you know that one, a YouTube video that I really uploaded back in the day? Yes, I've asked you about this before where you watch them. I watch them have sex the whole day. That was the first time I saw you, I think, and them and I was just like. What the hell is going on? I was such a judge. I was like, this is weird. It was so

weird. YouTube took it down. Don't upload that to YouTube. Because it was also in like a small room. It wasn't like a glamorous set. It's like this small room. It was like a bed without weird. It was so weird. YouTube took it down. Don't upload that to YouTube. Because he was also in like a small room. It wasn't like a glamorous set. It's like this small room. It was like a bed without a bed for the whole thing. I think you're in her t-shirt or something like that. You have like her t-shirt on or something. Yeah, I think so.

I was wearing her merch. I don't really remember, honestly. I blocked it out. I like remember two flashes of it. But I've known Lena for like nine years. And she's just like really open and honest and sweet. But like, does this surprise you now seeing her do all, all – because they were so long, like No Guys, everything. And now she's like full on reality show.

We just watched the whole thing at my house. Where do you see it? I think it's on YouTube. No, it's on their YouTube channel. No, there can be on YouTube. It is. It is. I swear to God.

It's just like blurred and censored and then the tape was like sold. Did you watch the tape? Paywall. I haven't watched the tape yet. I've seen like Twitter snippets. I want to watch it. I haven't seen either one. I'm like, I want to watch it too, but I'm like, sometimes I feel, because I do love her so much, I'm like, I don't know, this feels weird. No, I watch

all my friends porn, I swear to God. You do? But I have to. I just have to know. But they also have their show Plug Talk where they podcast with a girl. That's wild. On the internet and then they f*** after all. No, that's crazy. But they're, you know, they've always been this way and to market it that well and make that much

money and for Adam to just own it to like not care if the internet's like shitting on anything and like. Do you think he doesn't care at all? That's what I want to know. Do you actually not care? Like you'd have to care a little bit. I think he, ah, yeah. A little bit, right? Because he gets a little bit. Maybe he doesn't. Maybe they really are fully. Because she really is fully

does not get jealous. So maybe he's like that. But a guy is different, I feel. Yeah. I think that like he probably realized how profitable this was and was like, okay, let's run it. You know, he's a smart businessman. But I don't know what the behind the scenes could ever look like with that. I'm never. It's so interesting because I know that too.

I love making money. And I actually like, I don't judge sex tapes. I love doing them and stuff like that. But it's just such a different thing like with the person like you like but again maybe look at it as a business I don't know I could never have a threesome like ever I've never had a threesome oh wait really never I've had like foursomes like you're like I just went with five

right away four right away because then it feels more even that's true right but a threesome like I can't just like watch you fuck my man maybe if it was like I was fucking a couple or like I was whatever yes you're the third in my past life I would say but like I can't just like watch you fuck my man maybe if it was like I was fucking a couple or like I was whatever in my past life I would say but like I just I could never like I don't know no same I

could I was always as a third and that's fine but like to have someone with the person I'm like oh hell no it's more like watching him with her I would like I would go nuts I'd probably like unalive somebody yeah I'd be like this is I can't people who do it but I always said that to let us like wow you really are like just amazing that you have, you just cut it out. Like you have no attachment that way.

It's amazing. No, it's so great. I had an ex of mine want to like watch me fuck another guy on FaceTime. And I was like, are you insane? Oh, I've had people like that too. I don't like that. I'm like, you're weird. That's odd.

Don't. I didn't, but. Oh. So that's kind of like a threesome. You kind of, that's wild. But don't you. That's wild. It was wild. For me, I don't know.

Do you feel weird about it, though, when you're in a relationship? Was that weird for you to be like, oh, this is what he'll, I don't know, have someone else be with you? That was just in my very wild, crazy era. So it was like, oh, I'm doing another wild, crazy. Like, now I just don't act like that and don't need to and don't want to and never will again. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I feel the same way. I feel like it'd be, like, weird.

I don't know. I did a podcast yesterday, and they literally asked, and never will again. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I feel the same way. I feel like it'd be like weird. I don't know. I did a podcast yesterday and they literally asked, and this is true, Moses was there. They're literally like, oh, would you have a threesome with you the weekend and Moses? I'm like, first of all, I'm like, yes. And I was like, actually, like, I don't know. That's weird. First of all, I don't think the weekend's down. Moses is not down.

I'm like, but it was so hot. But you have to do it for the plot. Wait, can we talk about, sorry. Do it for the plot. We have to talk about the weekend. I purposefully have not like called you about this or like texted you about this. Even though you verbatim said you watched my calls ring. I was actually so nervous. No one ever faced I was eating.

Wait, I love that she did. Wait, that was on Just Trish. I was kidding. I was like, bitch. I was totally there, but I'm like, I really get nervous. I don't know. It's true. Moses will tell you, like, I freeze if someone calls me or Face Tensie. Like, I immediately, and it's not like I don't want to talk. It's just like, I don't know what to do. I learned that our friendship will consist of hour-long voice memos. I love voice memos. Well, actually, I don't love voice memos, but I don't mind

them with you. Really? Usually, I have him listen to my voice memos because they actually give me anxiety, too. Really? Yeah. I feel like you and I just, like voice memos. Actually, I don't love voice memos, but I don't mind them with you. Really? Usually I have him listen to my voice memos because they actually give me anxiety too. Really? Yeah. I feel like you and I just like spitball. No, I love yours. But sometimes I do. Like sometimes if I'm like five back and forth and then I like leave one and I'm like I don't know. It's just like a lot. You're so funny overthinking that. Yeah, I get anxiety over things. I was going to say you could send me you farting,

but you don't want to hear that. No, I don't. I do not do that. No, but I love that you did. You were the only person to FaceTime me and I thought that was like really sweet. So that's why I mentioned it because I was like, I don't. I do not do that. No, but I love that you did. You were the only person to FaceTime me and I thought that was like really sweet. So that's why I mentioned it because I was like, I loved it. Like, I love it.

I can't believe I was the only person to FaceTime you. Yeah, I'm just not a FaceTime person. We were crying in the car, Brooke and I. I should have answered it. We had just given her the Bronco. We stopped crying and then we saw that and we started crying again. Oh, right, because it was like the same day.

So that, yeah, okay. Yeah, and we were freaking the fuck out. But anyways, I didn't like hit you up about the weekend because I wanted to save it for this right now. I saw your comments on my TikTok. I always love when you comment on my TikTok. I'm like, okay, Tana. I love when you comment on mine.

I always comment on yours. I freak out. I get so excited because I just like, oh, you look so happy. Stop. You see them? Now I'm going to comment 10 times more because I always want to comment. I see all yours. There's one of you reacting to our pregnancy.

I was like, oh my God, this is so cute. And then I go check the views and go, oh, it has like 5 million views. You'd hate to know I was on the toilet during that. I don't mind when people are on the toilet like watching it. I've like, oh my god, this is so cute. And then I go check the views and go, man, it has like 5 million views. You'd hate to know I was on the toilet during that. I don't mind when people are on the toilet, like, watching. I've been on the toilet, but when the weekend DME, I was on the toilet and I FaceTimed my sister. Or my sister FaceTimed me, so I don't mind that. Tell me, I don't, I

purposefully, like, not watched it all, too. Like, I want to hear from you. What happened? Oh my gosh, it's crazy. And again, this is when you have a supportive partner like McCall with you and Jeff. Mo's is very supportive of me on the weekend, you know what I mean? He's very, he's here for the... So you're winning. Yeah. Way winning.

This might be the most exciting celebrity that I've ever had in my DMs. Tell now, tell now. What did he say? You don't know any of it? No, I don't. Okay. I'm sorry if the viewers have already, but actually the viewers are eating it up anyway. No, honestly, I've been telling this everywhere I go. Like Zach said, I did another podcast. I do it everywhere I go. I'm like the weekend DM meme.

I haven't blown up actually. There's like a mixed tile. Like one of these that, not sponsored by the way. But I had one blown up of just his. Like Oscar blurred the rest of the people just to show his. Because I saw it and it said like five minutes ago. And it said Abel. And I was like, oh my gosh.

What did he say? He said, I know because I was like going to show it. And I was like, no, but he said, I haven't memorized. He said, thanks for your support. Me and my team appreciate it. Praying hand emoji. So I was like, oh, he said me and my team. So it must actually be him because, you know, sometimes people run the account or whatever.

So I was like, oh, maybe it's not him. But he said me and my team. So I was like, I think this is him. It was five minutes ago. So my sister was like, no, you have to message him back right away. I texted Oscar. I texted Moses. And I texted my sister.

I was just like, oh, my gosh. What do I do? Because Moses wasn't even home. And so they text back right away. I can't wait to get close enough to where I'm in that group, Moses, and I texted my sister. I was just like, oh my gosh, what do I do? Because Moses wasn't even home. And so they text back right away. I can't wait to get close enough to where I'm in that group too and you text me. I will totally text you. Please. I feel like the weekend, will you care?

I feel like people just don't care. Yes, I care. Okay, I'll keep you updated on this. Well, I have new tea. So I have new, not tea, I have new weekend updates. Yes. So, the weekend updates. I love it.

So, I was just, because I like, I seriously, I visualized this moment. This is why I tell you like, visualization and manifestation works so much. So real.

Like if you can actually see it, like I really, it really does. I do that. And it works. A thousand percent. I dream shit and it happens. Oh my God.

I dream it and then it happens. If you like see it, think about it enough, it happens. And I was constantly thinking, I was just like, you know, he's going to DM me one day

and then like, what do I say? And all stuff like that. So like when that happened, I like thought I was hallucinating. I was just like, you know, he's going to DM me one day. And then, like, what do I say? And all stuff like that. So, like, when that happened, I, like, thought I was hallucinating. I was just like, oh, my gosh. Like, he DM'd me. So, I saw it. And I was like, okay, I got it right back right away.

So, my sister, Amo, I was like, oh, compliment on his talent. I was like, I'm not going to say he has talent. And then my sister was like, play it cool. But I just sent me right back, like, OMG, gagging, crying, loving. Like, the idol. Did you watch the idol, by the way? I still haven't. Please watch the idol before Tuesday.

I think he's right. Okay, okay. We need to watch it. It's a good one to watch with your guy, because I kept telling everyone this makes me so horny. It's crazy. Nothing makes me horny but the Idol. We're watching the Idol. And Moses, of course. To me, it was so hot. I did not know the weekend before this, but I was just

so... I don't know what it was. I was embarrassed to watch it with Moses. I was so turned on. I was like, oh my God. So I went, the Idol changed my life. I told him that. The Idol changed my life. Crying, crying, crying. And then I sent him like 20 pictures. I sent him all the pictures of me and his shirts and weekend stuff. And at the very end, I was like, will you come on my podcast? But he hadn't seen it. He hadn't seen it. And I was like, oh, that's probably better. Cause everyone on TikTok was like, oh no, you're doing too much.

Like that's too much. No, you're never, you're Trisha. You're, there's no such thing as too much. I was like, okay, this is my chance. Like I want to make sure I can show my fan. So, uh So he didn't see it. And I was like, oh, that's probably better, whatever. You know what I mean? And then this morning I woke up. This morning at 6 a.m. That's why today has been a great day. I haven't looked at anything else. I'm not letting anything ruin this day. I don't care. Absolutely. There's nothing else. This morning I woke up and it says. I feel honored to be in your presence on this day. I know. I know. Mark the day. What is it? It's the 14th of December. Yes, December 14th.

And I, once again, Abel is the highlight, the top of my... Because I get no DMs, by the way. Zero DMs. And he's at the top of it. And it literally was like, liked a message. So he saw it, liked it, or whatever. But I didn't want to open it. I was like... All morning at breakfast, I was like, open it. See what part

he liked. Because I sent him like 20 DMs. And I was like, I don't want to know which. I was like, so all morning at breakfast, I was like, open it. See what part he liked. Because I sent him like 20 DMs. And I was like, I don't want to know what 20 he liked. And then I texted Oscar this morning, too. I was like, oh, my God. He liked the message. He saw it. Again, this one, I don't know for sure. I don't know if it's actually Abel or his team.

I feel like it's him. Could you imagine, though, like the weekend just like on? Yes, yes, yes. Absolutely. Well, what would be even crazier if it's actually him is Oscar's like, oh, yeah, this is so weird. Like, he's a fan. He liked your message and he liked your photo. And I was like, what are you talking about?

I like my photo. And then my last picture of me in Malibu, I went to the legs and it says, like, during the weekend. Like, public photo on my page doesn't follow me. And so I was like, could you imagine? It's, like, actually the weekend. And he's like, I'm going to search for this person. He doesn't follow me. And so I was like, could you imagine it's like actually the weekend and he's like, I'm going to search for this person. He doesn't follow me. And he's just like. Yes. Yes. That's, oh my, Malibu

is so iconic. I know. I told her this morning. Was she two? Was she two? Two. How old is Malibu? She's, oh, she's, oh my God, I can't think. Fifteen months. The way I feel like Malibu is like five. Like she's so smart. She's so tall too and she like walks and talks.

Yeah, and she's like, I feel like she's been in my life forever. I can't, I'm staring at the photo of us on the wall. It's actually so cute. That's like my favorite photo. It's my favorite photo in the world. I just can't imagine life without Malibu. She's five in my head. No, same.

She's everything. I love her so much. Did you play her like blinding lights that you bought for $1.29? Yeah, I actually bought the rest of his songs on iTunes. I bought every single song because I'm like, just in case he comes on my podcast or something, I need to like show that I bought for $1.29? Yeah, I actually bought the rest of his songs on iTunes. I bought every single song because I'm like, just in case he comes on my podcast or something, I need to show that I bought every single one. The fact that he DM'd me after that Zach Sang clip,

is it just because I bought his music? That clip was so viral. I saw that clip everywhere. That's so wild. That clip was so viral. That's when he DM'd me was after that. It was like, thanks for the support. I was like, after all the things I've done and tagged him in,

I'm like, oh my God, wow. No, that clip was everywhere. He supported it. I thought that in my head. I was like, he definitely saw that clip and that clip and he liked he liked a clip of that too on like a fan page he liked a clip of that publicly on Instagram and so like so I was just like I screenshotted that I screenshotted so again it could be someone like work maybe they share the account I don't know but I would like to think the weekend is just sitting there like liking

pictures and I think celebrities use their Instagrams like their team will do the certain things you know like if I send out PR, I'll page run it. But like, you know, or like whatever. That's what I'm saying, yeah. Not that I'm the weekend. But I mean like even just any celebrities. You're my weekend. You're my weekend.

You're equivalent to the weekend. You're my female weekend. You are. You are. Yeah, for sure. You're my weekend. Oh my God. Thank you.

At least I'm crying. I know, me too. Like why are we so emotional today? I don't know. I love it though. I know me too. It's the end of the year. I feel like.

I love this time of year too. The holiday. I know. I love it, though. I know me too. It's the end of the year. I feel like. I love this time of year, too. The holiday. I know. No, nothing could break my stride right now because it's like between that and you being here. And it just like, seriously, I mean it. I'm fully pregnant with a baby and she's gassing me up for being here. All of it's happy.

You know what I mean? All of it's good. I'm just so happy with how close we've gotten this year. And I'm like so genuinely excited for the future of our friendship. I'm excited, too. Because I've always, and I thought about this today in the car.

I literally was like, you've always been, like you really are like the it girl now but like you've always been so humble. Like everything, like the Jake,

everything when you're like high or whatever. In your highs of your career, not highs. Both. Probably was high during the highs. Let's be real. The Jake wedding,

the you know, TanaCon, like all the stuff like that. Like you know, it's just like canceled now. It's just everything. It's like your show, you know, TanaCon, like, all that stuff like that. Like, you know, it's just, like, canceled now. It's just everything. It's, like, your show. You've always been so humble. You've always been so nice every time I've seen you.

I just will, like, bottom line, like, you telling me that you, like, after all the she who shall not be named shit happened, like, you genuinely feeling like you'd never have, like, a good girlfriend. Like, I was, like, I'm dedicating my life to showing this woman that, like, I will be there for her until the end of time. No, and you've always, but you've always been that way. I mean, we've gotten closer now, but you've always been, every time I've seen you, you've always been that way. Like you've always like texted, reached out through all this stuff. And it's, yeah. I just love it now. Like the fact that I can send you like a TikToker giggle and we're like close like that. It's so great. Well also because you're like, you know, when you get

like older too, it's just like, you know, now I feel like we're more close and like connected because you're like, well, you've gone through so much too., older, too, it's just, like, you know, now I feel like we're more close and, like, connected because you're, like, well, you've gone through so much, too. So have you. But it's, like, yeah, I think everything happened for a reason for us to become close at this time. Yeah. And that's awesome.

Yeah. And I love to see it. I love to see you, like, grown so much at 25 because, like, at 25 I was still such a mess. And I was, like, wow, you really, like, you know yourself. You're, like, happy. Yeah. For sure.

I mean, same. But I feel like you just, like, know yourself and I love it so much. Well, you are a big part of that. You inspire me to be better. It's the best thing ever. You inspire me. You're literally doing everything. Speaking of our past lives. I feel like you're the host. I love this.

You're so good at trans. I love it. The transition's good. I save everything to talk to you about when we sit down. I love it. Shane's babies? Why did you say it like that? I'm laughing because I used it. Yeah.

Shane's babies? Can I have a white claw? What's your least favorite food in the world? Travert's in my top five. Wait, really? Of your top five? Hot dogs. Really?

Yeah. I would like do anything for a ballpark glizzy. Yeah. Oh my God. Oh no. I'm not. Like in New York City glizzy. Yeah. Oh my God. Oh no. I'm not. Like in New York City. Like if I'm not leaving somewhere drunk at those carts, like can I put mayonnaise on

it? Like I'm like upset. I don't like the texture of it. I don't like the texture of a wiener dog. Like even the corn dog, I just eat the corn. No way. Yeah. I'm not a hot dog person.

So when you get, the Korean ones are like cheese though. Oh, just cheese. Yeah. Just like fried cheese. God, I want that right now. It was so good. I had one today. There's one like 30 minutes from, there's one close to you actually.

Do you go get it? Yeah. Because you have to get it fresh there. But there I want that right now. It was so good. I had one today. There's one like 30 minutes from, there's one close to you actually. Do you go get it? Yeah. Because you have to get it fresh there. But there's a place near you when I did the podcast yesterday. I was near, she lives like really close to you, like 10 minutes. But there's this place called The Melt. Have you been? Oh, I have a while ago.

What's your favorite food before? First of all, we have to, on canceled, I think this, when you come on, like let's eat. Like let's really do what we do. Okay, love that. My favorite food in the entire world? Hot Cheetos. It's like my death row meal, I swear to God, would be a plate of hot Cheetos with queso

until I'm completely full. I'm not kidding. I'm not obsessed, but I love hot Cheetos. I love them so much. Have you ever done the last meal with Mythical Kitchen? No, I want to though. That would be everything. I just saw Emma Chamberlain's and I was like, I would love. You need to do that too. What is your last meal? Theirs is weird though because you get like 10 things. Theirs is like you have to pick so much.

I don't know. I guess it would probably be pasta. I love lasagna. I love big set. A penne alla vodka. Bend me over. Oh, yeah. He makes really good vodka.

There's a place near you that has a grilled cheese mac and cheese. I have had the melt. So you have had that before. It's so good. It used to be on Vine. Is it still on Vine? I don't know. No, it's on the Braille by that Target. Oh, that's my favorite

Target. Really? Weirdly. We're just saying it's like so congested. I used to go there all the time. I'm like, oh, it's so hard to get to. Really? The parking structure. It is, yeah. But there's something about the inside of that Target. I just feel like Target put their foot into that Target. And the good Targets. Whoa. Oh my god. Take me to good Targets. Can we go to Target?

Can you go to this one here Like literally at night it's so beautiful I will tell Jeff that I'm in traffic And go with you to Target after this I'm not kidding Okay I'm so down because this one is magical It has archways with flowers And lights it's Christmas all year round Like it's when we first moved here It's magical and this one is amazing

I saw you giving her the cozy Basket with all the like Target stuff The fact that he went in a bath and body works when he hates the smells too yeah I was crying I was crying at that TikTok I do ask him to do those I'm always like can you go get me a burr basket because it's just like I never had anyone do it but he's so good at it so no it's insane I was I I watched that and I'm like I like start a fight with McCall I'm like where's my burr basket like relax well yeah because he's like not on TikTok or does he do does he on TikTok no yeah if you don't see it I keep showing I'm always like look at this or I favored Like, relax. Well, yeah, because he's, like, not on TikTok. Or does he do? Is he on TikTok? No. Yeah, if you don't see it.

I keep showing. I'm always like, look at this. Or I favorite it to show up. I'm like, wow, so many bear baskets. He is, like, such a boy, which I hate. Like, it's like he's always watching, like, football or, like, video games. Oh, okay, yeah. That's the downfall of a straight man, you know?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I woke up in Vegas, and the hotel we were staying in had three TVs, and all of them had a different football game on, and I was like, am I gay? I'd scare the shit out of people. That's my worst nightmare actually. But I like adore him so much that I watch him get all excited about it. Okay, that's cute then.

And I was talking to him. He was like watching a game on his phone and a game on the TV and I was like, I just don't understand why. And he was like, babe, it's like when you're watching the Kardashians and scrolling on TikTok. And I was like, that analogy made it

make a little more sense to me. I was like, okay. Oh, my God. It's so cute. This is so chaotic. We're all over the place. I was going to talk about Hot Cheetos, worst food target. I was like, oh, my God.

We're like all over. I don't even realize how like ADHD core we go. I love it though. Like it is fun because I can like my brain keeps up. But I was like, wait, there was a place we were going. Your death row meal. I want to know it. Dispas is really, it's really like lasagna, fake CD vodka.

I just love cheeses. I love, is really, it's really like lasagna, fake CD vodka. I just love cheeses. I love, you know, I just love anything like that. Have you ever taken Adderall? Never. Really? Oh, Shane's babies. Because I was going to say, Shane used to take Adderall to be skinny. That's where we were going, okay?

That's where we were going. Oh, my my god i feel like we just went around the world and back welcome back we're in tricia's castle i always want to take adderall to be skinny because i remember shane took adderall maybe it wasn't to be skinny maybe it was just because he needed it or something but he said it was like a good appetite suppressant it makes me like not adhd it does make you not eat though and like whatever i would just us on adderall would be so funny because we'd just be like anyways here's topic three like we'd be like actually on track yeah I can't even imagine me on Adderall I can't podcast on it because I feel like I lose my like silliness it makes me very like focused like I can focus on one thing at once and like work really hard I wonder what

to take because I don't think I have ADHD so I wonder maybe I do I don't know what that entails but I wonder what it would make me feel like if I didn't have it I'm like do you think I don't know I know nothing about it like we're just both really easily distracted in the ability to do like 80 things at once. Oh, but that's true. Like if someone's listening to music, I'm like, I can't talk to you while the music's playing. Yeah, like I think I'm like listening to the lyrics of the song. Maybe I had it. But you kind of can and like keep

up. Like you can keep up with like eight conversations at once, which is like rare. That's true. I can. And my brain's always like going. I'm always like thinking about other things like that. So we had to talk about the Adderall Ozempic shots at the party and shane babies i loved the ozempic shots thrown in are you talking about the adderall now no i don't even know i don't know where we are i just want to know if i did it i'm just leaving my own body staring at you honestly um no no i was just kidding shane loves you though i think we can talk about shane with you because

he loves you or i don't know i don't know they're weird to think he's a father. Yeah. It's so crazy. I know. And Ryland's like making a Christmas movie right now. He's doing a Kickstarter for $300,000. He wants. Really? Yeah. And I think people.

We have to have a viewing party. Yeah. But I was like, how are you doing a movie with new babies? Because like when you have a newborn. And two of them. Twins. I was so beside myself. And I have like Moses, who's like the best.

I'm like, how are you doing two babies? How does that work? Like when two gays want to have a baby. What are they like? So who's is it both of their babies? Like how does that work? Yeah. I think I think there's both is.

I don't know. I think there's different ways. I think you can like you know get an embryo made. You can do it from like your own and you have the same egg donor. I think there's like so many ways. I want to say they each have one. I'm pretty sure from the same egg donor. I think there's like so many ways. I want to say they each have one, I'm pretty sure, from the same egg donor. And then there's obviously female something in there, right? Yes.

I don't know. I dropped out. There's an egg. Whose egg? I think you get an egg donor, I think, yeah. So it's like a stranger, you think? I don't know. I want to – like maybe someone they don't know, but I think they might have met.

I kind of like did a deep dive into this because I didn't know a lot, and then I, like, started, like, watching. Yeah. So I think it's that, and then you can, I don't know. How many brain cells does it take to figure this out? I don't fucking know. I'm actually so bad with this stuff. Yeah, I don't understand. No, it's, I know you can, like, pick genders and stuff.

Like, I mean. Yeah. It's, I know it's a lot of work. I had a boyfriend whose family was, like, super loaded, and the mom was, like, was like 50 and she was like, I want another baby. And they like chose everything down to the eye color. Yeah. I was like, this is crazy. Yeah.

That's the cutest baby ever though. Like they did. So they knew. They're like, yeah, they know this. Yeah. It's wild. Baby hole. It is crazy.

It's crazy. And then like the internet always has like so much to say. Like, would you put your baby, if you had a baby, would you post it? Yeah. Like, right. But like, I don't judge because I posted mine a day after I gave birth. I'm not saying it's a bad thing. You then like the internet always has like so much to say. Like would you put your baby, if you had a baby, would you post it? Yeah. Like right away. Like I don't judge because I posted mine a day after I gave birth. I'm not saying it's a bad thing. You're like so.

Yeah, yeah, literally. But people will judge like, oh, they did it right away. I think I just don't hide anything. I would never subject my kid to any of like family channel bullshit. Crazy, yeah. Like I appreciate that everything that you do is so authentic. And like it's not like you're like let me go wake Malibu to film her. Like it's all authentic moments. Yeah. And, you know, as they get older, I want it's not like you're like let me go wake Malibu to film her like it's all authentic moments yeah and you know as they get older I want it to be like fully their choice and yeah it's such a it's such a difficult thing because it's like I

we do film every single thing where we could have two hour vlogs every day but I was just like but yeah it's weird when they set them up in like scenarios and stuff like that or try to scare them or I don't know or like yeah or like making kids do brand deals like that's wild yeah at least put it in a coogan fund if you're going to do that. Yeah, they should. They really should for YouTube babies and stuff. All that is super weird to me. I don't know.

But it's weird. We don't have anything to go off of. This is the first generation where there's social media is consuming our lives and babies happen. It is weird. It's so odd because this is one of those things where it's like if you show a picture at all, you're a bad parent, but you're so happy and so proud. I just birthed a baby. I'm going to show this baby. You know what I mean? It's so odd because this is like one of those things where it's like if you show a picture at all, you're like a bad parent. But you're so happy and so proud.

Like I just birthed a baby. I'm going to show this baby. You know what I mean? It's a part of you. Yeah. It's a tough one. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know.

I'll figure that out when I cross that bridge, I guess. When I get the baby, yeah. I think you're so cute. I can't believe you're pregnant right now. I know. How does it feel? I never feel pregnant. I never feel pregnant until like never actually.

Until the baby comes. Like you don't feel pregnant right now. You feel same and then even do you forget about it kind of especially this one like the first one you're just like so in like i'm pregnant you like love it and like every day i take a picture of my belly but this one yeah you kind of forget and honestly like melba didn't punch or kick or anything i was honestly scared i was like oh she is she okay in there but yeah she was just chill she would just like slightly move around like that's cool when the baby starts moving out like for me i felt it like six months and that you just feel like little like it's like a little it's like a baby whale just going what what could you like compare it

to is that as a feeling that like i would know oh my god i don't know and when your stomach like gurgles or like no not even no because it's like it's literally something inside that kind of pushes it around like like it's like if you're you it in your skin, so you just see this little thing, like, moving around. I don't know how to explain it. Like, there's literally no— A dolphin. A dolphin, a whale is how I was able to—

Moses with the water. I love him. They got fish, a dolphin. It's very—that's the cool feeling. I've never been, like, punched or kicked in this. I'm terrified to be pregnant. Wait, really? I don't know if I ever will be.

Why? I think I would want a surrogate. Wait, really? And I'd want to pick up my kid, like, a venti iced latte. I love it. That's the new thing, I feel. I feel like everyone's doing the surrogate. Really? And I'd want to pick up my kid like a venti iced latte. I love it. That's the new thing I feel. I feel like everyone's doing the surrogate route. The Kardashians.

Because I'm so like hypochondriac oriented. Like I would feel like one little thing and like rush to the hospital and think I'm dying. I would say if you could, I would say try your first. Because you know what? Like it's my favorite. I could be pregnant like 10 times. I'd have to live here and like cry to you every day. I'm not kidding.

Oh my God. I'll be your doula. I'll take care of you. It's just like upstairs in a pink bathtub and there's like 10 times. I'd have to live here and like cry to you every day. I'm not kidding. Yes, please. Oh my god. I'll be a doula. I'll take care of you. It's just like upstairs in a pink bathtub and there's like crystals everywhere. That would be so much fun actually. I think it would be a good doula because I'm like really good with like pregnancy. I love being pregnant. I love everything about it. How many kids

do you want total? We thought after this one like done but not going to want four because three is like weird. It's a bad number but I feel like four is you know equal. Amazing. I see you having like a giant family. I'm getting older. I mean, I'm going to be 36 next year. So I think 40.

You know, Shanti just is pregnant at 43 or something. So I feel like maybe I could have a baby at 40 still. So we'll see. Whitney Cummings is about to pop right now too. Does she not have it yet? I don't. I actually don't know what's like going on there. I think.

I don't know what I can like say. She was like texting me the like details and I'm not about to air her out in any way, you know. Oh, so you guys are, like, close like that. Yeah, she's, like, really just, like, good to me. Like, always hits me up. That's nice. And, like, mentors me. And, like, she texts me, like, every other day, like, do not fuck it up with this man.

Just let him love you. Don't be a freak. Oh, my God. Did she know him? Has she met him or not yet? Yeah, she met him, and she really liked him. Wait, how? So you guys, like, hang out?

I'm so confused. I took him. That's so cool. I took him, too. Because when he came here, I was, like, you know, I want to, like, take you to parts of my world so you understand, like,? I'm so confused. I took him. That's so cool. I took him too. Because when he came here, I was like, you know, I want to like take you to parts of my world so you understand like what I do and whatever. And it's funny because it like the week he came was like not an average week in my life. Like Tim Dillon had a Christmas party.

And Tim Dillon's my idol. He always has been. That's so random. What's he known for? I know him. I've seen him. Like stand up comedy. But he's the most hilarious person ever.

Matt Rife. Take notes. But he's so funny. And Tim Dillon had a Christmas party. And I was like, we have to go. Or not Christmas. Friendsgiving. Oh, okay.

And I took him when we get there. And it's like David Spade walking around. Oh, my God. And like all these like famous ass people walking around. And I was like, babe, this is not every day in my life. I promise you. He's like, wow, LA. Yeah.

And I'm like, no. Like this is not every day, whatever. But I brought McCullough yeah and I'm like no like this is not every day whatever but I brought Makoa and Whitney was there and everyone was there I met him and everyone just like loved him and that was cool too because I think the comedy world's like different you know like yeah they're honest as like if they don't like your fucking boyfriend they're gonna say it to his face and crack a joke I've never known like comedians like that like yeah but I like that because it's like comedians aren't talking shit about you behind their back behind your back like you're all gonna go make the most offensive jokes to each other's faces and there's real friendship in that. And that's like why I've tried to be more in that world than the shitty influencer space as of late, you know. For sure.

Yeah. So I brought him there and Whitney met him and she like loved him. She was just being like so sweet. She's like, look at him over there doing his own thing. Like you don't need to like stand by his side and that's awesome. Oh, that's cute. So she like points that stuff out. Yeah.

Yeah. And it was just like, like yeah that was really sweet and then like the next day Megan Trainor came over and I was like I swear to god this isn't my life like wild like bam and she was like screaming for him it was she loved him that was crazy I remember on that podcast like he didn't think I'm out here Megan I love Megan but she's so wild she's so wild someone like commented that she's like an older Jojo Siwa and I like fully see it. Oh my god, I can see that for sure. I mean, people said that like about me and I take offense to it a little bit. I'm like, I don't know about that.

No, pull her. Yeah. Megan's more like honest and real like though, you know. Than JoJo? Yeah, like more of a, like she cares more. Who did you like to interview better, JoJo or Megan? Megan? Oh. Because you love JoJo, I feel right.

Minus the Colleen stuff. Yeah, but that changed my whole opinion. Really? Absolutely. I ride for Trish. We ride at dawn, bitches. I kind of get that way too. I get that. Sometimes who you associate with. I haven't seen her since. You haven't heard from her?

Yeah. And she always invites me to her holiday parties and shit and I feel like she didn't because she knows that I ride for you. Same. I used to get invitedJo. You haven't heard from her? Like, yeah. And she always invites me to, like, her holiday parties and shit. And I feel like she didn't because she knows that I write for you. Same. I used to get invited to all her parties. And I was like, oh, this year I did not get the invite. That's okay. We don't need it.

I mean, I did have follow-on blockers, so. As you should. Yeah, yeah, yeah. As you deserve. Queen. Yeah, I mean, and Chris Olsen was there. And, like, it was a – I feel like the viewers didn't really enjoy it because it was a very, like, ADHD conversation and four people on the mic.

The four people on the mic always get me. But I'm kind of surprised because I just feel like it's the same audience. I was shocked to see the comments. Because we talked about this and I was kind of shocked to see the comments actually. Because I think they just don't get maybe – especially you. I feel like you have such a sense of humor people can joke so far with and people are like, wow, that's rude or something. You know what I mean? Yeah.

No. And it's not at all I also just feel like certain people like sit down on a podcast and podcasters and influencers are so much better at understanding like podcast etiquette and the viewer is never going to enjoy a conversation that like the way we are off camera like you and I we're going to interrupt each other a million times we're going to be distracted about a million things we're going to like whatever like but when that translates on camera i feel like it's hard harder to watch yeah definitely you know so it felt like an off-camera conversation i can see that's why like yeah and you guys kept switching positions which was like a lot yeah the lighting of it all like is that what happened because i

was like why do they keep switching yeah the sunlight was and that's another thing too like you know like an influencer is down to just come on and be like i don't give a call this like whatever but like a mainstream celebrity is gonna like right you know, like an influencer is down to just come on and be like, I don't give a fuck how this, like whatever. Right. But like a mainstream celebrity is going to like. Right. You know, because they work in that world. Yeah, yeah. Where it's like the lighting needs to be perfect, everything, you know, so it's just a different like ballpark.

I'm waiting for someone to like want to switch sides with me and like one day to be like, can I actually sit, was it you or someone wanted to sit on this side? And I'm fine with it. I don't think that was me. Maybe Jeff. Was Jeff on this side? No, Jeff and I were here. Oh, right.

On his podcast, he was over here. Was he? And I was sitting with you. And I was like, this is so weird. That was so fun though. Yeah. No, Jeff and I were here. Oh, right. On his podcast, he was over here. Was he? And I was sitting with you. And I was like, this is so weird. That was so fun, though. Yeah. No, I love it. Yeah.

But yeah. I can't wait for the day someone does ask me, like, can I actually sit over there? But I never had like big. You better tell them, no, you're Trisha fucking Paytas. I'm like, I'm sitting right here. Right fucking here, bitch. Yeah. I haven't had any mainstream yet, but maybe the weekend.

He can sit wherever. He can sit right here. I mean, I'll sit there. Not like right here. You sit right here. I mean, I'll sit there, not like right here. You sit right here. I'm a gag. Please watch The Idol before I see you next time. I promise. The Idol had reached a billion

in streams on Spotify literally yesterday, and I think I have something to do with that. I'm going to save it for my man. He gets here in like a couple days, and we're going to binge watch it. Oh my God, will he be there when I'm there? Oh, you thought maybe. Yes, I think he's going to be at the house when you're there, and I'm so excited for you to be there. I can't wait. I was making him watch Just Trish, when I'm there? Oh, you thought maybe. Yes. I think he's going to be at the house when you're there. And I'm so excited for you to meet him. I can't wait. I'm so excited.

We were, I was making him watch Just Trish and I was like falling asleep. And then you mentioned me and he was like, babe, babe, look. Really? And it was really cute. We always mention you like all the time. I just love it. We always use you as a thumbnail. You guys are my soulmate. Every week I'm like, Tiana.

My literal, you said something where you were like on your last podcast, you were like yellow. What were you dressed up as? Chica from Five Nights at Freddy's. You haven't seen Five Nights at Freddy's? What? It's Chica. Wait, you haven't seen Five Nights at Freddy's? No.

Oh my God, it's so good. Is it scary? It's all over TikTok. Kind of. I mean, it's like supposed to be. It's like this, like it's based on a video game, like a horror video game about like. I played the game. The children are like dead inside the animal.

Oh, you played the game. So you know it. It's like the security guard. It's like, that's game, like a horror video game about like. I played the game. The children are like dead inside the animatronics. Oh, you played the game, so you know it. It's like the security guard. It's like, that's what the movie's about, Josh Hutchinson. Well, she's like a little gamer girl, so she's always playing some shit that she like makes me play. Oh, so you played it with the animatronics. I think, yeah, but I don't really. It's cute.

Josh Hutchinson is in it. Like, it's really cute. And it's like these little kids that were unalived and they're in these little animatronics now. You're so good at saying unalived. I say the most fucked up shit and say that. Unalived almost sounds worse than the other thing. It kind of does.

Because I'm like, it almost sounds like offing someone or something. I don't know. It kind of sounds weird. I need to watch it. But yeah, so you were yellow. You can't even say that. I was just the color yellow. No, you were chica.

You remember. That's good. Sweet. I listen to you. No, you are a great listener. I think that's why you're a good podcaster and a good friend because you just listen. I don't listen to people. No, I'm tearing up.

That made me want to tear up. I don't know. No, but it's true. I love you. No, you really are. You're so good at listening to people, especially your'm tearing up. That made me want to tear up. I don't know. No, but it's true. I love you. Aw. No, you really are. You're so good at listening to people, especially your age or anybody,

just not good at listening anymore. Yeah, that's fair. But I don't listen to everyone. I listen to you. Really? I don't believe that. Oh my God, are you kidding me? I'm like planning my outfits in my head when most people are talking.

Yes. Because I feel like out there you can talk to Isaiah, the photographer, you can talk to Amari, you're talking to everybody. You're so good at that. I love all of you guys so much,

but if I'm in a small talk conversation, like, with someone, like, at an event or wherever I go, like, I'm thinking about. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I'm surprised. I feel like even when I've seen you, like, before, I feel like you've always been, even when I saw you, like, drunk one time after, like, an award show and you were, like, so in it. I've just always loved you.

I'm in it with you a hundred times over. It was so cool. I don't know where it was, like, an after party or something. I'd never go out. And I was just like, oh my god, Tana's talking. Was it streaming? I think so. Yeah. And I was just like, I remember I saw you like a thing and you were so nice. You were talking to me in the bathroom and I was like, oh my god, I felt cool because I knew

no one. And I was like, wow. I love you. Yeah. I always remember that moment because I was like, oh, you actually talked to me like no one else talked to me. And again, bringing me back to why I hate everyone, but you were saying in your yellow, you were like, Tana could do anything wrong and I'm still going to have her back like the wine lady or whatever oh well you know we should get to that your top moments because that's part of it yeah we always fuck off on the note card should we try

it well this is actual yeah because we have our this is the reason you're here is for your top 10 dramatic moments of 2023 but before we do let's just real quick talk about the seth mcfarland party because the ozempic shots did you first i'll do you take one i did take one um did you shoot did you put in your leg? No, no, no. It was like a shot. It was like a Jell-O shot in it. And people were saying that there was Ozempic in it. Everyone was saying it at the party and I was like,

fuck it, honestly. I was drunk and I don't know. Did you feel like eating? Yeah. The next day I had like a smorgasbord of McDonald's on my chest. So I don't think there was Ozempic in it. Let's be real. I thought it was like is that real but obviously you took it by mouth was jello probably to have Ozempic you should have to like shoot that in well they know they have Ozempic tablets why I know that don't ask no kidding kidding I need to take one after

pregnancy I want to take everyone's on Ozempic I'm gonna be on Ozempic okay we'll cut back in okay we'll go back to Seth MacFarlane's party. She said she was on a weight loss aid. She didn't say. We just had a five-minute off-camera conversation about, like, the levels of how offensive it would be to talk about Ozempic. Oh, right, because then people could have had it. To me, I'm so open about it where I'd be like, also, I feel like if I took it, I could take it because I might be pre-diabetic and I would have, I mean, probably. Yeah. It runs in my family diabetes, actually.

It's always skipped a generation and my mom didn't have it. So, like, there's a part of me where I'm like, I could see that happening to me. Okay, so maybe the Ozempic. Yeah, one day. I don't know. I don't know. If I took Ozempic, you guys, you'd be the first to know. I mean, people wouldn't know if I was skinny all of a sudden.

I've never been able to get skinny. I have so much Ozempic tea that one day I'll just drop either on Just Trish or Canceled, and we'll get there because the stories are insane. Simultaneously. I just, I'm just trying to go out with a bang this year and not be wildly canceled before. Same. We're just having good vibes. Yeah.

We're happy. We're thriving. Did you see Adam Sandler at that party? No, Trisha. Because I saw the Get Ready With Me. You're like, get ready with me to go meet Adam Sandler. Everyone's like, why did you take Trisha? And you're like, I'm a plus one.

But I'm so, yes, go with your story because I have a similar story to yours. Wait, tell me. About seeing, okay. I want to know. I'll just say it quickly, but we had the same thing where I was like, the beginning of the show, I was like so miserable, wasn't going out. And then someone's like, oh, I'm throwing this party and Adam Sandler's going to be there. It's like in Malibu. It was like this thing and he's from Malibu. And so I was like, okay, I'm going to get

full glam. Went to the party. He wasn't there. And I was like, okay. Long story short, I was so sad. I literally was dressed up full glam, ready to take a picture with him and I saw our friend. I was like, well, where's Adam? I did my makeup for five hours, like ensuring it was perfect. And everyone was saying like Adam Sandler and Seth MacFarlane know each other and they go to his parties and like whatever. I get there.

I walk in. I find out Adam Sandler's in Oklahoma City doing a show. So he was not there at all. But I don't know if I meant to meet him, you know? I know. I get the same way because I feel like he may not vibe. You know what I mean? You'll get a gag out of this.

I drove past his apartment in Maui. Like, he has, like, an apartment in Maui. Oh, he loves Maui. Yeah. He films all his movies there. And McCall was like, that's Adam Sandler's apartment. I started crying. Like, was it big?

Like, an apartment, I think, small. It was like. Like a condo on the beach? It was like, yeah. It was, like, right by the beach. Wow. And super nice. Like, glass.

Like, everything. So it's like, okay. It was nice. Bougie. And Maui's expensive. Have you seen all his movies in Hawaii? All the ones he's filmed there? nice, like glass, like everything. So it's like, okay, bougie. Bougie, yeah. And Maui's expensive. Have you seen all his movies in Hawaii? All the ones he's filmed there?

Oh my God, of course, everything. 50 First Dates, Just Go With It. Just Go With It. We got married at the hotel, Just Go With Who's That?

No, you didn't. Yes, we did. It was awful though, because it was not like the movie. What? Wait,

explain. Yeah, because we saw it in the movie, like the entrance and everything's so grand. I was like, we're getting married there. That's why we did the New Year's Eve wedding. I'm like, we're going there. And this one, I was making tons's so grand. I was like, we're getting married there. That's why we did the New Year's Eve wedding. I'm like, we're going there.

And this one, I was making tons of money. So I was like, we're going to go there. But it was, like, all under construction when we went. It kind of was, like, a flop. And it was over New Year's Eve. And it was $2,500 a night for rooms. And we got 12 rooms for our guests. So we're just, like, literally wedding too much.

It was. How many nights? Overall, like, with the wedding, it was, like, $200,000 altogether. Like, you got the wedding there. We got the New Year's Eve, like fireworks, all that stuff like that. Weddings are so expensive. But the actual wedding part was actually relatively cheap compared. Was this the black dress or no?

No. This is the white dress. Yeah. So I had a white dress with like, we had luau's. They did like this cute Hawaiian ceremony. Like the guy was, it was really, honestly, I would highly recommend doing like a destination wedding over a. A 100% one. You know, because it's like smaller people. So you can see more people. It's way less expensive. It was so, honestly, I would highly recommend doing, like, a destination wedding over a. I 100% will.

You know, because it's, like, smaller people, so you can see more people. It's way less expensive. It was so much more beautiful. I actually love our Hawaiian pictures better than our L.A. ones. Yeah. I don't think I'd ever have an L.A. wedding. Because I, even just with all that fake shit with Jake and, like, seeing how that went down, you know, like, it, like, made me realize, like, I don't want a clout wedding. Like, I want the people I love there at a destination.

Who paid for that wedding? Was it sponsored? It was heavily sponsored. Okay. So you didn't pay for it. Jake paid for anything else. I didn't pay. You didn't pay anything.

But he was, we were so, you know, dead set on this live stream making a bunch of money and then I took away $0. Why? Because think about it, all the hair and makeup and then everything. Oh, because of the expenses? You guys had to like pay out expenses first? No, just the live stream platform was like a flop. Really?

Yeah, like it didn't end up. I'm shocked. Yeah. And then everyone was like, you got married for money. And I was like, ah, it was just love and zero dollars. And that was awesome. You were like, it's me, nothing. Yeah.

Oh, man, that's the worst. I didn't know. I didn't know that. All right, let's go to. We're finally using noteecards, you guys. I know. But Oscar, shout out Oscar for helping me. He compiled a lot of this. Some of these I had to look up. I knew most of them, but some of them

I was like, wait, what is this? I probably won't even know half. Some of it was like, someone named, there was like a Mads slip up or something, or switch up, and I was like, what the heck? Oh god, this is insane. Okay, so let's go Should we go speed round with it? Well, you have to rate them. So there's a category. let's go. Should we go speed round with it? Well, you have to rate them. So there's the category.

We can. We can totally go speed round. No, no, no. All of it. Whatever you want to do. Tana's most dramatic 2023 moments. Here it is. So you have to rate it as unserious, dramatic, or fully canceled.

Unserious, dramatic, or fully canceled. First of all, this podcast is so much better than canceled. Like the preparation. Like I wish we did anything. Shout out Oscar. Because I wanted to do like a top moments of the year. But I was like, we need to just do top Tana moments. Because there's literally so much better than canceled, like, the preparation. Like, I wish we did anything. Shout out, Oscar. Because I wanted to do, like, a top moments of the year, but I was like, we need to just do top Tana moments because there's literally so much. That's just you loving me, though. No, you literally are in the news.

I'll come back on for top all moments, though. Yeah, oh, my God. That'd be fun. Again, next week. January. Not kidding. Okay, that'd be so fun. Okay, honestly, every month you can come, please.

Please. I'll just text. I always think, do I text you or Paige? Because I feel like weird texting you. I'm like, do you want to come on again? Girl. I know you're busy. And Paige is so on it.

She feels weird texting me. Like, please. Sometimes I do. I'm like, oh, my God, she again? Girl. But I know you're busy. And Paige is so on it. She feels weird texting me. Like, please. Sometimes I do. I'm like, oh my God, she's busy. Like, I don't need to be texting her. I'm never too busy for you. And the day you realize that is the day we're going to have a full Simple Life series and be billionaires.

Oh, I'm so ready for that. Like, 100%. I'm never too busy for you. I think I'm feeling more comfortable now to like, that you want to hang out and stuff like that. You can always text me. I would do anything with you. Okay.

I mean that. I'm done. We got to go. I'm done. I've got so much to do. I really mean that. I've got to see Nicole. Yeah, I know you do. I love you. Okay. First one. Okay. So would do anything with you. Okay. I mean that. We got to go to Madonna. We got to do so much too. I really mean that. I got to see Nicole. Yeah, I know you do.

I love you. Okay. First one. Okay, so wait, wait, wait. Fully canceled. Unserious. Or dramatic. Okay.

Okay. Telling Cynthia the wine lady to blank. Fully canceled. Fully canceled? Fully canceled for sure. Do you regret it or are you like whatever it shouldn't have been that big of a deal i think it's hard because i say things i was talking about this yesterday like with amari i just what the headline said was not what i said on the podcast if you

go and watch the clip i don't want anyone to die what did you say i That's not what I said. I don't even know. She's all red. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're like. She was, you know, in my experience and opinion, I felt that I was treated really, really, really poorly by someone who did not want to be kind to me. And what I do is I tell those stories. Yeah. And they're my opinions and experiences. And we've talked about this a thousand times, you know, where it's like I've learned towards the end of this year, you know, the power that the canceled podcast holds. Yeah. But I really in that moment was just talking to Brooke and treating it as like a bad Yelp review.

And then you just forget that millions of people are going to see that. And that NBC is going to pick it up. Those were the craziest headlines, you know, and I would definitely phrase things differently. Had I known the gravity that it, how would you have said it now? Rephrase it. But see, when you asked me that,

I draw a blank. Like, I feel like I ate. So I'm serious. Personally. No, but I was pissed, Trisha. I ate. So, I'm serious. Personally, no, but I was pissed, Trisha. I know, I know. We were just laughing at the only photo I took that day was me, Paige,

and Ty holding each other like a homecoming photo, and I'm in the photo going like this. Oh my God. Because you were just over it. If I had to look at my maddest day of the year, I would put that as maybe number one. The worst day. The angriest I was this year in like one day. Right? Wow.

I was livid. Well, I guess I don't know, and we can go past this quickly, but I guess I don't know what she did that made you so upset. I didn't really grasp the whole story. It would take me the next hour to tell you the whole story. In a nutshell. And I'm down. Okay. I mean, but in a nutshell, it's just my friend paid for us to go on an experience. And we get there and the experience was not what we signed up for at all.

And it was a very big excursion. You would have been f***ing livid. Because it's a wine. It's freezing cold. It's the crack of dawn. We're walking miles and miles and miles. We were supposed to be. You know.

And we're just stuck. There's tumbleweeds in the town. Like there's no cars. We're, miles and miles and miles. We were supposed to be. And we're just stuck. There's tumbleweeds in the town. Like, there's no cars. You know, and it's. And then I, like, I feel like I process things. Like, I'm like, okay, I'm really upset to be here. But it's, you know, I'm going to try to make it seem beautiful. Even though it wasn't.

It was pouring rain. Like, it was. Nothing was pretty. Like, we were just, like, in the dirt walking for miles and miles. So, I'm, like, putting in my headphones being like, I'm going i'm gonna make this experience as you know plausible for me as i possibly can i'm gonna play some unreleased music or some olivia rodrigo on my downloaded because there's no cell phone service and just walk and just get through it and then she's like can you take out your headphones you're being so rude like she was just she was talking to me horrible like the things she just like said to me you know what I mean like oh what do you do for a living oh I work in social

media where I'm from people like us hate people like you like oh that's just to my face and then we were stuck with her for like 12 hours and and then she went on for days to be texting my friend like hope she has fun in Italy that there's a lot of stairs there she gonna be able to handle that and like there was a point where we were like she wanted to take us. She asked us in the beginning too is this going to be educational or a fun tour? What do you guys want? We all were like fun. Yeah. And it's like 7 a.m. You know I'm not a morning person too. We had to run to this train station leave Airbnbs that morning. We went to bed at 4 a.m. I'm on no sleep. I'm so upset. I'm wildly just it's just not what I want to be a part of at all. And we're like fun. And then she's making me take out my headphones to like educate me on the history

of the grass in the city. And it's like, I've asked you so many times, like, I just want to drink wine. Maybe like, I don't know what to tell you. Like, I'm really sorry. And it's like, if you want to do that and someone else is listening, that's awesome. But I'm now walking five miles in the freezing cold, pouring rain and everything hurts and I'm exhausted. Like, I just want to hear music and you're being so mean to me and yeah so then there was one of the wine sellers was up like hundreds of stairs I don't know the exact number so I don't want to like say it and I was like I don't want anybody's wine bad enough to go on the Stairmaster for an hour right now to get to it you know I love how you're scared to get canceled for saying the wrong number of

stairs yeah I swear to god like I you know'm dramatic, so I'm trying to really handle this well, but there was a point where I was like, I'm not going to go up that, you know? And then she's like mad at me. It felt like, in my opinion, like I'm trying not to get sued as well. In my opinion. I felt like that. And then the next day she's texting my friend, like, hope she has fun in Italy. Tell her there's a lot of stairs.

Like she was just like, good thing you're like, not fat because that sounds like fat shaming. That's a little bit like. Someone told me that. She called down to the wine cellar and she was like, I usually only do this for elderly people. And then calls down and is like, I have someone who isn't able-bodied. How can we help her? Like, all this stuff. And I was like, I just don't want to do this Iron Man.

That you pay for. I don't want to do this Iron Man in the middle of butt. Butt. And, butt. And yeah, no, it still makes me mad to talk about it to this day. I just, I say dramatic sentiments and the news really picked up on that. Right. And I probably should have not said a couple dramatic sentiments in my opinion. However, I did. They obviously know.

I mean, that is like, obviously, you know, you don't want this person to like. At all. Not live anymore. I just hope I never see them again. Yeah. know you don't want this person to, like, not live anymore. I just hope I never see them again. Yeah. I tried to, like, fight her. Like, I, like, had to walk away at one point. Oh, my gosh.

Like, I wanted to get physical. Like, I was, like, she was yelling at me. And, like, we were clapping in each other's, like, faces. Oh, you were. Did anyone film it? It felt like, in my opinion. No. And we should have.

We've got to get better at that. Jeff's so good at that. Like, filming turmoil and then monetizing it. Just, like, chaos. Like, I forget I have a phone. Like, I see red when I have, like, that. Wow. Yeah. No, those kind of. That's a lot. I get that. Jeff's so good at that. Like filming turmoil and then monetizing it. Like I forget I have a phone. Like I see red when I have like that. Wow. Yeah. No those kind of that's a lot. I get that. So that one. I mean I'm with you on this one then.

I would say very canceled but unserious. Yeah. But also dramatic. All of it. All three. I think it's not the worst. I don't think it's the worst. How about birthday gate drama with Brooke? Unserious, dramatic or fully canceled? It's funny because all of these could really hit all three. Both, yeah.

No, we handled it fully off camera. It came down to the internet's perception. Little did the internet know when they perceived it that I was getting her a car. And I love Brooke. Yeah. I'm not saying caring about her birthday is unserious, but the internet's perception of's, like, perception of it, to me, I was just like, who cares? Like, they just don't know what's going on. Yeah, of course.

You know what I mean? Like, I love Brooke more than anyone on this planet, and I want nothing but her to have a happy day every single day and for her to thrive and succeed. And I try to showcase that as much as possible and take care of her with every ounce of my heart and my bank account or whatever the fuck I need to do. Like, anything. Just anything she needs. But I think she knows that. She's like so grateful for you. Like when she was on here she's just like Anything she needs I'm right there and I always will be and anything she wants I'm gonna go to the

ends of the earth to make it happen. So I guess I was kind of I don't read Reddit so I really just I didn't see a lot of it. That's so good. She reads it. I'm like girl don't read Reddit. We were on the phone with the damn car dealership more than I could be on Reddit. You know and I was just like I just want my girl to be happy. And for tomorrow too. Yeah.

And she had a great damn birthday. I mean, that was, is gift giving your love language, your main one? And words of affirmation. Like I always want to build people like up. Yeah. You are so good at that too. Like that's like how I try to show my love. Oh my God.

I love that. I do gift giving though. Cause it's like, I don't feel like, I'm sure you agree with this a lot. Like I, maybe I'm assuming. Cause I like to think, but I't feel like, I'm sure you agree with this a lot. Like, maybe. I'm assuming because I like to think. But I almost feel like you battle a lot with this life of, like, I don't fucking deserve this. You know? So what is it if you can't give it to everyone you love and everyone you want to have?

That's a percent. And that's just, like, you know what I mean. I also feel like the more you give, the more you get. And I just, like, know that from the, like, that's up in my life. Like, that's why I love Christmas. I want to like the more you give, the more you get. And I just know that from the attract, that's up in my life. That's why I love Christmas. I want to give everyone everything they want. That feeling of giving someone a gift that you know they'd want, it's my favorite feeling

in the world. I'm usually bad at it, but sometimes I'm good at it. But you being in the car, I told Oscar, I'm like, oh God, I'm Taylor Swift's sweater. I need to step it up. I'm like, shit. I go to the damn ends of the earth to get people gifts. I take it really seriously. Even Christmas, I have spent every night for the past week like online shopping, like picking the perfect things.

Paigeie, I got you so many little things. You're going to die. Today you were even getting a gift for Amari as you were here. Like I just thought of something for him. Right now, Amazon two-day prime. Let's go. Oh my God. It's amazing.

No, it's great. It's actually amazing. And none of the car giveaways are sponsored. No. I love that. No. I am trying to think. No SeatGeek.

No SeatGeek. No SeatGeek. Every time. Have these been on you the whole time? They're so cute. Oh'm trying to think. No sea geek. No sea geek. Every time. Have these been on you the whole time? They're so cute. Oh, yeah. They're my Skims rabbits.

Are they Skims? My feet don't fit into anything. They're like just so. I want those for Christmas. Me talking about gift giving, I'm like, wait, but I want those. What size shoe are you? I actually, I'm a nine, almost a nine and a half. Big was crazy. Big was crazy.

That was so, I mean, I became an eight after pregnancy, so I'll probably go up another size. I'll probably be a nine with you. I can never get pregnant. I'm going to be a 12. Your feet do grow. It's actually crazy. I mean, I became an eight after pregnancy, so I'll probably go up another size. I'll probably be a nine with you. I can never get pregnant. I'm going to be a 12. Your feet do grow. It's actually crazy. My feet have been growing, too, as a couple.

Even these boots. I think it's normal. I bought these boots a year and a half ago, and they're a nine, and now they're a little small. Really? I'm kind of shocked. They don't look big. You're hinge date stalking you.

What is it? Unserious? Yeah, unserious, dramatic, or're hinge date stalking you. What is it? Unserious? Yeah, unserious, dramatic, or fully canceled. Completely unserious. What a freak. That's it. Is the stalker still around, your other stalker? Yeah, but he's been at bay because I've had security on 10.

Yeah, your security is crazy. And you have a boyfriend now, too, so maybe he'll keep a distance. That always happened to me. When Moses would stay with me, and then when he would leave, somebody would come around and that's when it would be weird. So it's like, good, you have him 24-7. Okay, feuding with the country of Britain after claiming... What?

What? After claiming all British men have small... Did I do that? Yes. Are you sure? Did I do that? I don't know. Oscar? Are you sure that was me? I'm sure if Oscar found it, you did.

I think so. We need him here to verify. This was the only one I didn't verify, but I'm going to just ask you about it. Trisha, I'm actually not kidding. You might as well be reading someone else's headline to me. I don't remember this at all. That could be. I have never encountered a big British dick, if that helps anything.

But very unserious. You didn't say all. I have never encountered a big British dick, if that helps anything. But, um, very unserious. You didn't say all British men have small. And honestly, dramatic on Oscar's behalf, feuding with the whole country of Britain. What the? He brought these two. Usually I'm like, he did these. We love. He's like, I can't be here

today. I'm like, wait, but these are yours. Like, I want to go back to London. Oh, iDubbbz apologizing to you. None of the above. And none of the three. Weirdly wholesome. Like, it felt like a closure on a really

long, chaotic period, and it felt like just growth and good. Did you feel like you had some, like, redemption? Um, I guess. Validation? Like, we talked about this and I felt like it was something that like during that time would have

made me feel so many of those emotions. But it's so far gone. I genuinely I was just happy to see that we'd both grown into people that we probably liked more than the people we saw in the mirror at the time. Yeah. I always think like if someone apologized to me that didn't be wrong, I would like probably cry.

I'd be like, oh my God, it's the last day of my life. I was just like, whoa, I thought it was a prank. And then I was like, no way. The growth. We love to see growth for everybody. Absolutely. Including IDAPs. I never knew much about that, but I, okay.

Getting canceled for, you don't have to answer this one if you don't want to. Getting canceled for reuniting with James at Coachella. Did you get canceled for that? Did we reunite at Coachella? Oh, we did reunite at Coachella. Were people mad? I don't know. I think people were mad for sure. And I've talked about it a million times. Like, it's just like, we, you know, the cookie crumbles the way the cookie crumbles. And we have a lot of the same friends and I was seeing them every day and holding in that hostility and anger and what all those negative emotions weighs on you,

especially when you see this person all the time and you see them and then your heart drops to your stomach and it, you know, you you're worrying, can I go here? Cause this person's here and I don't want this drama and whatever. And all we are is civil, you know,

like, and that's, I think that's what needed to happen in order to just grow and move on. You know, I'm not, we're not besties. We're not hanging out. We're not,

you know, I'm not, we're not in each other's lives like that, you know, but we're unblocked. And if we see each other, you know, we see each other and we are, we're able to have small talk, like people. Keep it cordial. Yeah.

Like people. It's hard when you have like the same friends too. Yeah. Yeah. And obviously I was never like, oh my God, everyone go be besties with them. But the cookie crumbles away. The cookie crumbles. Do you get upset when people like judge

you or cancel you for who you hang out with or you don't care i i just try not like again it's it's all boils down to no one understands that what everyone is viewing is 10 of reality like they're like people continue to live their lives and that camera shuts off 90 of the time so if people want to weigh in on that 10 and assume it it's the 100%, then that's on them. Yeah. People really don't know that kind of stuff, I feel. Yeah. Interesting.

Yeah. I have nothing more to say. Yeah, you are. I keep it cordial, too, because it's like I always have thoughts, but it's like I do know people that are friends with him, too. And I'm just like, why don't we not? And I used to just be so problematic. Like, I'd see people at parties and I'd be cussing and I'd be talking and whatever.

Like now I just, I want to walk into a room and just, I've done this for 10 years. I'm tired, bro. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're just fucking tired. Like I just don't care. That's why you just got to go to Hawaii with Adam Sandler and Makoa. Not kidding. Live your life.

And I have my core group of people and I have people that I get to work with that I also call really good friends. Very, very few on one hand. And those are the people that matter to me at the end of the day. And the rest of it's just this weird LA cesspool that, again, I'm fucking exhausting by. It is exhausting. And I just, yeah. People online can be exhausting.

All of it can be exhausting. I feel like I really learned that this year. That was like one of my biggest takeaways. That's a big thing for 2023. Yeah. A big learning lesson. And now you're in love at the end of it. Being accused of scamming the sidemen.

I did that. I did that. I did that. You did that, but you didn't really because you explained it to me. Dramatic slash unserious. Okay. Yeah, the story has been told a million fucking times. Did you ever talk to them? Did you ever talk to, like, KSI?

Yeah, like, it was. What did he say? They were just silly about it online. Okay. Like, no one can act like billionaire KSI cares about an economy flight to London. You know what I mean? Oh, it was an economy? Okay, I didn't know.

Yeah, it was Thai and economy. I definitely should have just said I want to bring my friend, but we thought it'd be a funny bit. And that it was. Did he ever do your makeup once? He gave me a little powder puff. I think if you do that once, it counts. Honestly. You know what I mean?

It's his full-time job. Not kidding. And I needed him there for the, like, morale of it. Of course. Because filming those 10 versus, or 20 versus 1 videos are, like, an 18-hour shoot. There's no air conditioning. It's hot. You're interacting with all these strange people.

It's a lot of things. I definitely needed my people there in order to give the Sidemen what they needed in that video and the people the content they deserve. Yeah. Didn't have to say he was my makeup artist, but did it for the bit, and the bit was funny, and I love all the Sidemen. What did you say he was your makeup artist but did it for the bit and the bit was funny and i love all the side what did you say he was your makeup artist i love to lie just to lie but i'm not kidding it that's what it was it was like an uber driver lie and um i've done that so i knew it'd be a funny bit for the vlog that's gonna come out in 2025 um wait what no i'm just like i've logged it all but like it's never gonna come out like you never post your vlogs here anything i have a thousand on my phone i just everything else takes up all my time but I'm just like, I've logged it all, but like, it's never going to come out. I know. You never post your vlogs here or anything.

I have a thousand on my phone. I just, everything else takes up all my time. But yeah, we, we thought that they wouldn't get the flight unless it was like someone working for me. And like, in reality, they're billionaires like they would have. And it's just, yeah. But then they were silly about it. I think it's just made for great content and everyone's good. You were just so many headlines this year.

And that one I thought was so funny. I love a pot stir for great content so long as it's light hearted like that. I mean the fact that people just like want to use you for like clicks and views and titles it's everything. Well there's two. They're huge. The Sidemen you know. No but you really are the star of everything you do. Like the Sidemen are huge but then you'll be like doing drug or

stuff. You'll be doing this. You'll be doing just you'll just do everything. Jeff Femme. Whitney. You're just everywhere for everyone. I've got another year and a half of it and then I'll be underwater forever in Hawaii, not unalive just swimming is that what they call it in Hawaii, like you're underwater? I just say that, I'm like I need to f*** off and go be underwater

I know for sure, I play the lottery all the time and I always think if we win the lottery I would buy a house in Maui for sure, if they want me, I don't know, maybe they don't like when people move there, like Oprah and stuff, right? they don't like when... there's this whole conspiracy theory too because a lot of the houses around hers are gone now and they're like like when people move there, like Oprah and stuff, right? They like don't like when... There's this whole like conspiracy theory too that like, because a lot of the houses around hers

are gone now and they're like, the billionaires wanted to like... Set the fire, allegedly. Conglomerate the island more so. God. Like it not be, I don't know,

my Hawaiian friends are telling me this, I don't know shit. I agree. Sometimes I'm like, maybe we should go to Maui because I feel like Maui people don't want us there, which I get.

Like I don't want to go ruin their land. But I guess like tourists too, I'm like such a tourist, I spend all my money there, so I don't know. Yeah, I we should go to Maui because I feel like Maui people don't want us there, which I get. Like, I don't want to go ruin their land. But I guess, like, tourists, too. I'm, like, such a tourist. I spend all my money there. So, I don't know. Yeah. I just really try to, like, when I'm in Hawaii, like, live. Because, again, my best friends are, like, local.

So, they tell me, like, how to be respectful of the island and, like, what to do and, like, you know what I mean? And just the way the people are there is so beautiful to me. Like, they eat off the land and they like love the, like no one litters. Like every, it's just like gorgeous. It's so clean. And people keep it. They take care of it.

And I think it's beautiful. We lack that here in LA. Yeah. Bryce Hall saying he only slept with you for clout. We actually just kind of made up. I heard this on canceled. Yeah. Like we had a nice talk and we're cordial.

I saw the tiktok the juxtaposition between him telling the story versus you telling the story have you seen that no yeah so he tells it am i gonna be refucking this no no honestly you come out looking really good the way he tells it's a little more like arrogant a little more smug like i just went up to him like hey and like they were like like the way he tells us is different as opposed to you guys being like it was cool you know what's funny is there's probably 50% truth in both. No, for sure. That's it.

There's three sides to every story. But perception is reality. The way you perceive it is what's really happened. So maybe he thought that. I just went up to him like, hey, guys. And they're like, oh. But you were like, I don't want to. Oh, my god.

I need to watch that in the car and decide if I'm repissed. No, it's not bad. It wasn't bad. Unserious. Unserious. You didn't care? I was dramatic kind of because I did care. I was like, bad. It wasn't bad. Unserious. Unserious. You didn't care? I was dramatic kind of because I did care. I was like, ouch.

Did it hurt? It hurt my feelings. I cried to Bryce when we just made up. I was like, I've never had someone that I really cared about kind of hurt my feelings like that, you know? I think also someone like you sleep with even if it's casual. It was so long ago. It had nothing to do with us ever, ever touching each other.

It was more so like, it was the mutual of it all. Like him saying we weren't friends that hurt my feelings. Yeah. Because I felt like I really tried to be a great friend to Bryce, you know. And why did he say, did he ever tell you why he said you guys weren't friends? I think he was like mad at me. It's so, yeah, unserious for the most part. A bit dramatic.

But again, perception is reality. Maybe the, like in my head, maybe the perception is different. Exactly. And now it's just like, I just feel too old for that shit. Like that's – How old is he? Again, he is – I don't know. I think a year younger than me.

Oh, you guys are all like the same age. Yeah. But like that was a big catalyst of that learning lesson for me this year of like, you know, fuck all this L.A. bullshit and, you know. You have so many good learning lessons this year. I love that. I really do. I love the growth of 25.

I feel like 25 is such a good year. Yeah. It's when your brain like fully develops. And I like felt it this year. I always said that too. I'm like you should probably like wait, date, marry, all this stuff until like that person's 25. I feel like 25 is such a good year. Yeah, it's when your brain fully develops. I felt it this year. I always said that too. You should probably wait, date, marry, all that stuff until the person's 25. At least seriously. But you also lived so much life, so I think your brain... But I really felt my wheels

turning this year. Really? So you felt it? Yeah. And you get to see it too. I feel like that's why I've always now connected with you this year. I'm just like, oh my god, Tana's so cool. I could talk to her for literally hours. Literally. Going out to dinners with you, I was just like, oh, they're literally so cool. It doesn't feel like such an age gap. Everything that has happened, Iana's so cool. I could talk to her for literally hours. Literally. Like going out to dinners with you. I was just like, oh, like they're literally so cool. It doesn't feel like such an age gap. Everything that has happened, I felt like clicked this year.

I've learned more this year than I've learned in my entire life, you know? Oh my God. And now you found love. And I feel like when you like heal yourself, you find love. It's so cute. You know what I mean? Like you're healed. You learned.

And now love found you. I definitely hope so. Oh my God. I love it. I love your smile. Oh my God. The way that you're just like so good. Life is good. Life is good. I love that for you. I feel hope so. Oh my God, I love it. I love your smile. Oh my God, the way that you're just like, so good. Life is good.

Life is good. I love that for you. I feel like we're Drew Barrymore. Do you ever see her like hold hands? Yeah, she always does that. Did you see the one with Oprah? She's just like, so yes. I mean, Oprah's like trying to get away from her and she's just like, what did it feel

like when you did this? And I was just like, oh my God, like that would be wild. You need to go on the damn Drew Barrymore show. Oh, absolutely not. That would freak me out if someone tried to hold my hand so much. I don't mind like a little hand hold like this, but she holds. She'll be like this. She'll be like so.

She's just on it. And I'm just like, okay. A little too much. I can't be touchy unless I know you and love you over time. I feel like you would do good with her. You're that touchy person. I could do it. Feuding with Mads Lewis for switching up.

Completely unserious. We're all so cool now. I swear to God. She was at your Halloween party? She was at my Halloween party. I just saw her the other night. What is she known for? I don't know. I had to like look it up and I was like, wait, what did she do? No shame.

TikTok? Okay, see I don't know many TikTokers. I'm trying now. I'm trying to know the TikTokers. TikTokers. She's a sweet girl. I think we both are kind of similar. Like it was just like a stupid feud that got really misconstrued. She said that you, I just looked this up today that you switch up on people and then you're like, mad respectfully, you don't know me. Yeah. And I've had the same friends for 10 years, you know? And then we talked it out and it's wild. And it's, you're so loyal. Absolutely.

I don't, you know, I have my LA friends and then I kind of disordered that on the podcast, the difference of like party circle friends and the difference of like real friendships and you know, whatever. Um, but it was, we just made up and she, of like real friendships and you know whatever um but it was we just made up and she I took this photo in like probably 2016 I don't even think I was 18 yet at my first VidCon ever by this wall and this is when I like wasn't a feature creator wasn't invited to VidCon at all and they had written all like it was all the fans were like signing like this wall and writing their favorite creators or whatever and someone had written Tana Mongeau across the entire wall and this was like I don't even think I had a

million subscribers at the time this was like I'm serious I was a baby and I took a photo by the wall because I was like this is crazy I'd wanted to go to VidCon my whole life like this is so crazy that anyone in this room even supports me or knows me or whatever and she told me when we made up that she wrote that and it was like so. She's like a super fan. And then just somehow through the grapevine a bunch of like drama happened and whatever. And it was like we're way more similar than we are different. And, you know, I see myself in you. We react and we say some crazy shit sometimes and like whatever.

And like it's so much easier to be friends than hold any negativity. Especially when they're young. She's a little younger than you. She's like. Yeah. Yeah. And it was just like silly BFFs podcast. Internet canceled. Especially when they're young. She's a little younger than you. Yeah. She's like, yeah. And it was just like silly BFFs podcast, internet

canceled, just shit, you know? BFFs podcast, they start all that drama, they stir it up. Don't get me involved in that. Dave was on your side. He's like, I believe Tana in this. He was on your side. Dave Portnoy, I love you. I don't even know. I should probably go back and watch. But yeah, love Mads. Well, he broke up with Savannah, so we're not on his side anymore. It's Silvana.

Silvana. I love her. What did I say, Silvana? No not on his side anymore. It's Silvana. Silvana. I love her. What did I say, Silvana? No, I love Silvana. It's like Silves or something on TikTok, so I don't know. No, I'm kidding. I'm kidding. That was low-hanging fruit, Jo.

I love Silvana. I do. I love her, too, and I feel like I can't be on Team Dave anymore. I respect, you know. No, for sure, I agree. I don't want that shit, you know, like, to end it and be honest and then let her go live her life. Totally agree with that. It seems like

an amicable breakup, and I just, you know, I wish happiness for all. I'm in my peacekeeping era. I know, same, same, same. I love it. She was at, what is it, Art Basel? Yeah. Have you been? I've been, but it's It's like rich people. But it's Miami, so it's nuts. I've never been to Miami. Like the amount of drugs and shit. You don't need to go to Miami. Miami sounds wild. I just know, I think of like Scarface or something when I think rich people. It's like, but it's Miami. So it's nuts. Like the amount of drugs and shit.

You don't need to go to Miami. Miami sounds wild. I just know, I think of like Scarface or something when I think of Miami. Miami is the most wild place I've ever been. I can't, during the pandemic, I almost moved there and I look back and I'm like,

Tana, you would have died. Especially cause I'm from Vegas. Like Miami is like what other people think about Vegas is like what I think about Miami. Like it's my Vegas. Like it's like, get out of there. Like,

wait, get out of there. Why? Like every time I go there, I have to get on a flight home immediately. Because it's just too wild. Yeah, everyone's naked and f***ing and doing drugs and on boats and underwater and partying until 7 a.m.

And it's just, it's a place. Maybe that's like your Miami. I feel like not everyone has that experience there. I feel like you're just in that group. That's probably true. Some people probably sit on the beach. Literally. I feel like there's like old people at Tan and stuff like that.

Yeah, that'd be sick. Don't know her. Yours sounds fun. I would do yours. You wouldn't want to. Birthday trip drama with Ashley. Ooh. Dramatic.

I don't see any cancellation there. I love Ashley. I would die for her. She's my roommate. She's my best friend. We were never not friends. Who started the drama? How did it start? It started, I think, because... Did someone say something first? Were you on the podcast? How did it start? It started I think because Tequila actually did start the drama. Did someone say something first? Like were you on the podcast?

Did she make a video? I think it like people started like well what went down in Turks was Armageddon. That would probably be my second most insane. It was a all 12 of us were very much seriously fighting and there was a lot of misconstrued shit. On your birthday? Yeah. And they

would just you know I was hurt and she was her everyone was hurt like it was just a mess you know and then I I don't know exactly how the news got broke like it's just like I know in our friend group like people started commenting on shit and then like reddit saw it put all the pieces together and then it like just went insane and then I went on the podcast and I was like, I never wanted this to be what's happening right now. Cause that's my sister. And it, you know, and like neither of us give a fuck about a too hot to handle man. Is that who it was? Yeah. Like it's just like, it was just the dumbest.

Wait, do people know that? Yeah. Oh my gosh. How many too hot to handle people do you know? All probably. Oh, okay. It's bad. Wow. I saw, you know, you know how you and Moses just did the TikTok trend where it's like,

I'm Trisha Paytas' husband. Like, yeah. The Too Hot to Handle people just did a TikTok like that. And they were like, we were on Too Hot to Handle. And they're like saying a bunch of shit. And one of them was like, we were on Too Hot to Handle. If Tana Mongeau invites us to her house, we're going to go. Oh my God.

So who said that? Which ones? The new season. Nothing. I love that. Love Harry, San Harry, San. Wait, was Harry the guy? No. No, no, no. Love Harry. Do you want to bleep the name? No, his name I love that. Love Harry, Stan, Harry, Stan. Wait, was Harry the guy? No.

No, no, no. Love Harry. Do you want to bleep the name? No, his name's Joey Joy. Joey Joy? Yeah, and he was on, I think, the same season as Harry, and we kind of had a little thing, and then we became, like, friends over time. Is he hot?

Who's cuter, him or Harry? Harry's definitely hotter. Oh. I really love Harry. But I never hooked up with Harry, so I mean, I wouldn't know. He's British. Oh, right, so you wouldn't know if he has. Yeah.

I don't know what's going on there. That's my bro. But yeah, I mean, you just can't expect a hot, dumb, too hot to handle boy to not be a player boy. Yeah. He was on the trip with you guys. Yeah, he came. He lives in Miami, so it's like an hour flight.

And he came. And that was what normally would have been a great decision. But for that trip, it was the worst decision ever. Just because, like, you weren't over him or something? No, not that. That he just wanted to be fucking. And shit just went down, you know. This is why I don't have friends or hot friends, for that matter.

Because it's like, you know, I always think that's like your. But you don't care. I love Ashley so much. And it was never about, like, the feelings for Joey. It was about shit just getting misconstrued down the grapevine. But we worked it all off camera and we're – I'm not kidding. The week after I uploaded the podcast, we were good. We talked it out.

You guys live together, right? Yeah. You, Amari, and her. Yeah. I woke up this morning and was like playing with her and her dog having breakfast. She's so like low-key though, right? She isn't really like – she's not too much out there. I feel like she doesn't like like the podcast and the drama of it all.

Like she's a very anxious person. So like it's – you know, she'll doesn't like the podcast and the drama of it all. Like, she's a very anxious person. So, like, you know, she'll make her, like, little health and wellness TikToks and shit and, like, do her thing and shoot and she does OF and she makes great money.

Oh, yeah. She probably makes so good in there. But, like, she just, you know, she's always like, I don't know how the fuck you do this shit. Like, it's so stressful. Like, secondhand for you.

Do you feel stressed when you do it? Like, drama and... I'm just so used to it. Ten years, you know? Right. Like, I'm able to just compartmentalize

like emotion now I guess so you can't like when you guys did the Matt Rife episode obviously that was more like Brooke stuff but you don't feel like anxious I was a little anxious about that one because I was a little crazy yeah you were like so upset about it I mean that was good I felt I was so proud of her I'm glad everyone was on her side because I've been wanting that to happen forever yeah like I've always known off camera but like when you know if you were mad at someone and we came on this podcast and you were like, I don't want to talk about it. I want to keep it cool. I'm going to keep it cool for you, you know, but off camera, I'm like that mother. So when she was down to finally do it, I was like, I've been waiting for this one. Let's

go. Let's get it. Yeah. And she like withheld a couple of things and was like, I'll just tell you, like, I just found this out last night. I'll just tell you on the podcast, like tomorrow, you know? And yeah, my reaction was very much so visceral and live. That's so crazy. Yeah, I remember when that podcast happened with him, and I was just like, this feels off. Like, it just felt off, and I was like, this is so weird. If you go back and watch, you can just tell me.

I'm like, I'm so fucking over it. No, but you were so funny. Your clip went viral with him. When he's like, everyone's jealous it's a hater. Yeah. Like, you think everyone's jealous of Hitler. Like, exactly. Like, let's talk about it.

You are so good. You're so smart and so quick. And just coming on canceled and pretending like you don't know Brooke when I know you know Brooke. Like, I was just sitting there with, like...

He knew you knew. Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah. Like, I'd been around. I'm her best friend. We'd just gone to, like, his comedy show a month ago. He invited her.

They were kissing in the f***ing crowd. Like, you know, it's like... So weird. So I'm just sitting there like, oh, yeah, is it nice to meet us? Like, you know, it's just. Yeah, he was off.

I was just beyond fucking over it. Now it's canceled. That comes to one of our fan questions. We have fan questions. I put Fanta questions. And they literally said, where do you think. That's cute. Fanta questions.

You guys are so cute. Wait, did you use that before? I don't think I ever have. Oh, okay. You should. It's so cute. Tana goes with everything. Like Tana Biss.

Everything is just like Tana Ween. I love you. They said, where do you think Matt Rife will be next year? This is a fan question from our patrons. That's a great question. You have smart viewers. I've always said that. You've always said it.

I think that cancellations like his go one of two ways. Yeah, let's hear it. And they skyrocket you to the moon and you supersede it or you fall off the face of the planet. I don't think that he could supersede this. But I even look back to like TanaCon and I thought my whole life was over. But that's so different. You're like this 19-year-old girl who was kind of like. I appreciate your empathy for it, but I can also out of context be like that was almost

worse. It was like a live public event. You weren't saying like I hate all these little kids coming to my TanaCon. You guys are so pathetic that you spent money on my thing. You know what I mean? She ate. No crumbs left. I feel like it's different.

Yeah. It's a poorly organized event that you didn't intend to happen versus someone being like I hate these people. I just hope if it goes to the ladder of him superseding to the moon that he somehow I'll write his jokes. Like someone needs to make you funnier. That's what I'm saying. I think he doesn't have the talent to back it up. You know what I mean? If, like, someone was really funny, like, Louis C.K., he's told, like, really gross jokes,

and I feel like he's, but he's funny, so you can get away with it, Dave Chappelle. For sure. Matt is just so unfunny. Yeah. And just on top of everything else. And also dumb. Did you hear him with Penn Badgley, like, talking about astrology, and Penn was, like, trying to be, like, sympathetic to him. It's like a clip going viral now, and he's just so so doesn't comprehend what people are saying. Like he's literally doesn't

have much in his head. And I'm like, oh, well he's actually just a little, I also just think like the hypocrisy of it all, like telling everyone, take a joke, but then you can't take a joke is like just so great. You have to be on one, the one team or the other and sending him the helmets back. Like there you go. He's like, this is MR. It's like, yeah, here's your helmet. It's like, if you want to, you know, I, and I've always had a really big discrepancy in life of people who can't take the heat but stand by the fire. Like, if you're going to talk your shit, back it up, you know? No, for sure that.

And, you know, like him like beefing with Bunny Barbie's child being like, Santa isn't real. Like, you're clearly hurt. That was so random. Like, you just can't be clear. Like, the ego of it all. Texting Brooke like this is MR. Like abbreviating your own name.

Like the ego. It's all just so embarrassing to me. The plastic surgeon comment and then deleting it. It's like okay. Yeah, exactly. Like you've made jokes about everyone under the sun and then a plastic surgeon wants to make a joke about you. And then you're going to go like legal on them in the comments. You're embarrassing.

Like double down. Be like thanks for the jawline, bro. Right, right. Like, it's just like, you're gonna supersede to the moon on that and die on that hill. Yeah. Die on that hill.

Right. And he just can't. Yeah. I think that, that's why I think he'll just flop. Like you said, the- I, like, genuinely wish I could go inside of his body and wear it like a skin suit

and navigate this cancellation like an intelligent person. He can't. Like a funny person. That's what I'm saying. I think he actually, like, lacks intelligence. Watching him with Penn Badger, I was like, oh, he's not comprehending anything. Because Penn was being really nice.

He's like, oh, but this is the reason why astrology would work. And he's just like, it's so far. And I was like, are you just not comprehending anything? Sexy Penn Badgley. I do love him. I know he would hate me. Yeah, you were going to. No, I don't think he'd hate you.

I mean, I don't know him. I don't know. You should go on his podcast. Remember you were going to name your kid Paper Mate and Penn? I still want to. If there's twins, Paper Mate and Penn. I'm keeping it. I love the name Pen. Another question from our patrons.

Is Malibu going to be the flower girl at Hawaii's wedding? Absolutely. Can she walk down the aisle with her little... Do you see the excitement that I actually just got filled with? I wasn't expecting that. I swear to God I would do anything. That is my flower girl.

She's my everyday flower girl. Are you actually kidding? We have flowers here and there. Stop. Imagine Malibu Barbie as a flower girl. It would be everything. Are you actually kidding? It would be her wedding.

I'm kidding. She'd be literally running to you. She's like, oh my God, because she always runs to me. Like, it would work. She would love. Or like, yeah, that'd be amazing. I swear, if you ever need a fill-in God parent for this one, that one, I'm right there, baby. And the next one. I give good Christmas gifts.

I have a goddaughter, actually. My hair girl's daughter is my goddaughter. And she's like 10 now, I think. And I've known her since she was like six. And so every Christmas, I go all out for her. Like last Christmas, I got her a flat screen and an iPad the whole night. Oh, my god. And she's nine.

I don't need to do a lot. Nine years old. And I look at her the other day, and I was like, what do you want for Christmas? And she goes, from Santa Claus or Tana Claus? And I was like. Oh, my, Tana Claus is so good. That's so good. And I was like, Tana Claus, what do you want?

Do you want an AirPod Max, though? So I got out this year without breaking the bank too much. Oh, yeah, that's not bad. I love when they just want, like, a little cheap thing. Yeah, like, here's your, you know, AirPod Maxes are still, like, it's a great gift. Oh, my gosh. And they're expensive. But I was like, thank God you don't want a flat screen

in an iPad. She asked for it the year before I just met him. Well, she wanted a flat screen and then I got her the flat screen and she was at my house while Kim was doing my hair and she was like, did you get me a flat screen? And I was like, now she knows. Now I have to get her an iPad. How did you carry it? No, no, no, it was hidden. Like, it was like

weeks before. In their house? Like, she, no, she was in my house. But she just asked. Like, she was just like, did before. In their house? Like, she, no, she was in my house. But she just asked. Like, she was just like, did you get me a flat screen? How do you know this? You're nine. You can be the godparents to all our babies. Absolutely.

And then I had to angrily go to Best Buy and, you know, spoil the damn website. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my God. You are Tana Claus. I love it. One more question from our patrons. There's a lot, but let's just do. Worst famous person you met.

I'm like Matt Rife. No, um. I mean, maybe, right? I used to always jokingly say Tyra Banks as a joke because I met her when I was like really young and she just had no idea who I was, but like it doesn't even count. Like, no. Like what happened? She's just like, she just wasn't like as friendly as you thought.

She just didn't know who I was and I thought it was going to be this, like this was still when I didn't understand the world of fame. I was really young. Like I thought it was going to be this whole moment. Like it wasn't as friendly as you thought. She just didn't know who I was, and I thought it was going to be this. This was still when I didn't understand the world of fame. I was really young. I thought it was going to be this whole moment. It wasn't. Well, I was on her show, and she didn't know who I was, and I was literally a guest like this. And she literally didn't know my name, and she thought my sister was my daughter. She was very confused. Oh, yeah.

We talked about that, I think. Here's what I'm going to say. I'm going to say, in my opinion, G-Eazy with no context. Well, I know the context. Didn't you have a story time about him? Did you delete it? What else did the patrons ask? Okay.

You're like, next. Where is G-Eazy? Remember when he was trying to kiss Britney on the VMAs stage and I'm just like, that's awkward. Really? You don't remember that? Britney Spears? They were doing Make Me.

Don't you remember the song that Make Me, ooh. And G-Eazy had like a verse and he kept like trying to kiss her and she was just like constantly doing this. No way. You've never seen that? It's like if you Google it, like G-zy trying to kiss Brittany, it's like super. Stop. I know what I'm doing in the car.

Giggling at that. She was just so not having it at all. Yeah. How's your tooth? It's back in. Okay. So what happens? I, yeah.

I want to know too. I mean, they're so expensive, right? So why does it not stay in? But I also got influencer pop tag veneers. Like, I didn't pay. I pop tagged for them. You think they, like, cheapened a little bit, the way they installed them? Maybe, yeah.

I think, I mean, I never went to the dentist growing up at all. So when I finally got money, that was, like, the first thing that I did. So by the time I had gotten to the dentist, I understand that my starting foundation was, like, not a good one. I needed, like, ten root canals. And, like, they had to file my teeth down a lot more than they would other people. I also come to find out I'm allergic to lidocaine so I don't get numb. So I'm like in pain and I move around like a bunch and that's a whole thing. And then they put in the first set, they find out I'm allergic to porcelain. So then I'm allergic to the actual material that my teeth are made of and you can't go back and fix it. You know, that mean you're

allergic to it. What happens? It falls out, I guess, or it breaks easier. Oh, I see. Like it doesn't hold. It doesn't bond as well. Like your gums are rejecting it, you know? Oh. Because how many times have you lost a tooth? Four.

In how many years? Four. Four probably as well. Five maybe. Maybe that's more. But the other ones, I said this on cancel, but the other ones were more warranted. Like I didn't, I hadn't learned yet. Right.

And I didn't know. I couldn't just like hard bite into shit. Like I didn't like understand that I would have to navigate very gently with these teeth for the rest of my life. Like no hard ciabatta bread. We're not biting into nerds ropes. We're not. That's so sad though. I bit a dollar bill in the strip club one time and my tooth came out in Miami and I was super going in for a week.

Like you can't do any of that, Tana. But this one came out and I was just simply talking. I had just landed in Hawaii. I was just talkinguing it in for a week. You can't do any of that, Tana. But this one came out and I was just simply talking. I had just landed in Hawaii. I was just talking to Tana. I was like, I'm so excited to be here and my tooth falls out. We're in Hawaii? Yeah. The video was not when it fell out.

It fell out in Hawaii. Oh, my God. It falls out and we're on the North Shore. All the dentist's office are two and a half hours away. It's like 11 p.m. You can't even get super glue there, you know. So, I'm sobbing to my boyfriend. I'm like so sad because I'm like, babe, I swear to God, I don't always have a broken toe or a missing tooth.

Oh, my God. But that shows love. He's just like, it's fine. I love you anyways. Yeah. It was sweet. He like just talked me off a ledge for like five hours. And he didn't say anything about it.

He wasn't like, ooh. No. Like, he was just like, I was just crying. Why is this happening? I came here for a week off like this is so annoying i have to go to the dentist he's like i know baby i know let it out like that i could be upset but we're gonna handle this you know like very calm and amazing um and then gay mccullough found me super glue so i glued it in all week in hawaii and i was just jumping in the ocean whatever i came home got it put back in it was super painful it fell out the night before i home, got it put back in. It was super painful. It fell out the night before I was going to get it put back in on video. That's like what I posted

that everyone saw. Oh my God. Wait, so you said super glued? You super glued it back in? Yeah, which was my dentist's advice, which I don't necessarily. Super glue? Super glue. She's had a super glued tooth in Hawaii the whole time. Yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. I love that you just show it online. You just like don't care at all.

Because it's like you can't make this shit up if you fucking tried. I would do the same thing. Like, this is wild. I've always said that I have, I think that overall I have really great luck. Like, with my life and my friends and my family and my career and whatever. But circumstantially, I will always have, like, anecdotal small bad luck. Like, something bad. Like, if I'm going to travel somewhere, I'm going to lose the bag.

Like, my tooth's going to fall out the second I land on, like, a happy to travel somewhere, I'm going to lose the bag. Like my tooth's going to fall out the second I land on like a happy trip. Like I'm going to break my toe. I'm going to I'm always going to have like shit like that go down and I think it's the price I pay for the life that I get to live. Right, right, right. You have the little bits here and there. Yeah, just very much of course that would happen to me. Yeah, so they put it back in and we'll see how long it lasts.

Oh my god, that's crazy. And you can never go back, right? At all. They're the size of Tic Tacs. I'm forever for sure. But I think that's so good you show that part of it. Because so many people who either can't afford veneers or are scared to get veneers, at least they feel a little bit better about themselves. I feel bad about myself that I don't have them. Because everyone has such beautiful teeth.

I'm like, I should get them. No, you have beautiful teeth. And I tell everyone always, like, anytime anyone is like, I want to get veneers, I'm like, do not do it. Really? I'm such an advocate for like, but the problem with me is I think if I went back in time every time I'd get them just because I could, I like, like Paige is doing Invisalign right now and she's so good at changing the trays.

Really? And all of them, they look amazing. Yeah. And it's like, I was just so young at the time that I would do the Invisalign and be so painful and I'd get hot Cheetos in my trays and it was just gross. And like, I couldn't have braces because of what I was doing. Like I, I will always choose like a quick fix, I think. And so I, I don't think, I think this is my, this is my story.

You know, this is my trajectory. But if you hate small imperfections of your teeth, do everything to fix them before you go balls to the walls. Yeah. Maybe you had some like trauma because you didn't go to like a dentist growing up and like your parents didn't take you. And I just wanted it over with. Yeah.

You're like, just give me perfect teeth. And they are. When I see your teeth, I'm like, oh my God, they're so amazing. You're so sweet. I feel like this one's looser, lower. Really? It looks amazing. And they're so white.

They just stay white? I think I'm going to... They do stay white. I'm going to... I think you might see me in the future getting a whole new set from a whole new dentist. Really? And it'll be my fourth set. So that's awesome.

From a new dentist. Fourth dentist. Yeah. No, a second dentist. I've been going to the same one. Maybe, yeah. Maybe it's time to switch it up if you keep losing teeth. Yeah. It's like when you don't like your acrylic nails and you go to a different nail tech. Mine are with my boobs. I've had two boob jobs and I'm like, another one, please. Because none

of them have been working. They're all botched. Oh, stop it. Yeah. No, they totally are. I get it. I've seen your tits. I don't think they're botched. Oh, they are botched. I think that's why people like my OF. I'm like the one person who's like botched and like stitched and scarred. They're just all scarred up everywhere. What did you say? Chicken fingers and lipo?

It's camp. Chicken fingers and lipo. I need another lipo. I need all that. Oh, my God. After this baby. You know what's funny is we talked about me almost getting a BBL. I know.

I love it. You're so warm. Am I? Oh, my gosh. Are you okay? I've been holding my pee for an hour, so maybe that's why. Do you want to go pee real quick? And then we can wrap it up. I'm like really weirdly talented at Oh my gosh. Are you okay? I've been holding my pee for an hour, so maybe that's why. Do you want to go pee real quick? And then we can wrap it up.

I'm like really weirdly talented at holding my pee. Are you sure? Have you seen that scene in Euphoria where Zendaya like holds her pee until she's like in pain? It's like a depressive tendency. Wait, why? Like you like can't go do it. I don't know what it is.

Like I will hold my pee every time for hours. Oh, really? Yeah. Because what's the depressive tendency though? Is this like you want to be in pain? You want to- No. Like I think it's like how depression kind of can translate into what people would say is laziness, but it's not.

Okay. It's, like, you physically can't get up to, like, go brush your teeth or you physically can't get up to go pee. Like, I will just be stuck. Oh, that's so interesting. Have you ever talked to, like, a therapist about it, why you do that? And I have ADHD, I guess, where it's, like, a permanence. Like, if you're sitting somewhere, you don't want to get up until you absolutely force yourself to. So I think the combination of the two always just makes me feel maybe – I don't fucking know.

Have you had a catheter in you? No, but do you know what I was just going to say to you is that we were talking on the last episode, I think, about how I was going to get my BBL and how I wanted one. And I was scared of the catheter and whatever. I'd probably love it if we're talking about that. It's great. But the other day I had this like come to where I was like had I gone and got the BBL, I would have never met Makoa because I would have been in recovery at home and I'm really happy that I didn't do it and now you probably won't want to because then you have to recover for six weeks you can have sex for six weeks yeah the worst like yeah I think it's awesome to be with someone who doesn't want to change anything

about you and makes you loves you as you it's just the best feeling in the world you're like oh I don't need to change that's how I feel like dieting I'm like well he loves me and we have sex and that's fine like I don't need to be skinny. You know what I mean? You look amazing. But it is. Like, it's such a healing feeling. I know I tell him I'm going to be on his app, but he's like, no. He, like, refuses. He's like, then we can't, like, enjoy food together.

And I was like, I want to be skinny. But we do love food and he's such a good cook. So I'm just like, ugh, I know that would be, like, the worst. No, you're living life. Okay, 2024. Okay, so you're going on tour. You obviously have, like, a pretty dream life. You're going in with a boyfriend. Like, what would be would be your most ideal like ending this time next year in 2024

I hope I take all the lessons I learned from this year and really apply them next year and don't get me wrong I think I'll always be working hard but I think I've spent the last 10 years really just go go go grind grind grind and I hope I can find a really healthy balance between peace and doing what I enjoy and maybe hopefully a little more of saying no and not doing absolutely everything and being able to fully enjoy the things I want to enjoy and yeah. I don't know. It does not take so much time. I hope we shoot a damn series.

I hope tour goes well. That's so much. You're like, I'm going to say no to things. I want to finish writing my book really bad and that's – Do you have a book deal or are you going to just write it? I'm going to write it and then go summon my managers for one. So you're going to write it first? I've been writing it.

Booked by yourself or do you have someone helping you? No, I don't want any help. I feel like the shit that goes on up here and the shit that's happened, no one can help me write. I think you'd be the first YouTuber ever to not have a ghostwriter. I think it's so embarrassing. It is crazy. It's such a cash grab. Right. don't get me wrong like i like if these children tiktoker have tiktokers have a ghostwriter write them like a children's style book where it's like follow

your dreams and like whatever like that's fine get your fucking bag but i was thinking about charlie d'amelio's book i was wondering if she had a kid's book she has a book that's like definitely for like her younger viewers and i like? She has a book that's, like, definitely for, like, her younger viewers. And I, like, fully support that. Like, that's awesome, you know? But, like, you know, like, these YouTubers, like, having someone else write their life story to me is so mind-boggling. It is crazy. And so many people did. You remember that, like, rush where they all were doing book deals and, like, they all had the same ghostwriters? Shane kind of wrote his, right?

Or no? I think he wrote his 100%. Yeah. Yeah. Well, he's a writer, you know? And he obviously was, like, my first big inspiration in this career. And I remember thinking, like, I will never have a ghostwriter because of this human, like, back in the day. He is talented.

Yeah. I hope I finish writing it, but I don't know if it will be out. Is it, like, your life story? Yeah. And I'm kind of doing, like, chapters the way we discuss. Like, every chapter of my life will be a chapter, you know. Are you going to start as an influencer as you're, like, or from the beginning? I think the beginning.

But I also have, like, dedicated a lot of chapters to people and how they've changed my life. I'm sure I'll have a chapter about you or pages about you. How big is your book? I feel like you have so many chapters. That's the terrifying thing too. That's the whole thing, trying to figure it out. Do I split it up into multiple books?

Like the Hunger Games? Right. That's what my life feels like. Just a big ass Hunger Games trilogy. So it could work. Who would play you in your movie right now? You, hopefully. Me at 50. Shut up. When the movie gets made.

Jennifer Coolidge. I don't know. No, it's just like Matt Lewis. It's just like a young, hot TikToker because I don't want to look like shit. No, yeah, you definitely need to have someone young. Definitely not me or Jennifer Coolidge. You could play Jennifer Coolidge in a movie, though. Like, you definitely could play her. I so would. I want a hot dog real bad. Yeah, that was pretty good. Do you take that as an insult? Because didn't Jeff say you were my number one? No, I take it. I don't either. I love her, but. It's the highest

honor. But you're also very young and small and petite. So I'd be like, isn't that kind of insulting to you? I love her. Not even, though, honestly. And obviously we talk about it. I'm like mentally 40. So it's like, I'll take Jennifer Coolidge. Do you feel older than you are? For sure. Yeah. I feel 80. I'm tapped out.

But you know what? It is crazy. And to see all these people. I've had so many like TikTokers that come on here. Everyone loves you. Everyone's like I love Tana so much. They all like look up to you. It's like what do you think like when you meet these people who are like you are my idol?

Why? Why? Why? But I think that the traumatized coagulate together. Right. You know? Yeah. You know, trauma finds trauma. And that's, you know, so whenever someone's like, you raised me, I'm like, okay, so we

have a lot in common. Yeah. You're like, oh, no, what's your problem? Yeah. What's going on with you? And I'm happy to be that voice and hopefully show those people who have been through anything that they can do whatever they put their mind to. I think that's what they like, the inspiration of it all. Like where you came from and how open you are and like your growth of it is like really impressive.

And I just always want to let people know. Like I've just been – same as you. Like I know you resonate with this more than anyone. But like we had no plan or crazy managers or we just put our whole life out there and everyone has seen our entire our journey and trajectory and everything has just been out there and it's like that's what life is and that's that's why to me canceled culture is so silly because it's like you should respect people who are just putting their whole lives out there and living it.

And that's bound to come with mistakes. Especially when you put so much like vulnerable stuff out there. Matt Reich for president. Kidding. But he doesn't show his real side. I feel like if we saw the realness, then he had more empathy for it. So much more empathy. Are you fucking kidding me?

That was a joke. That was a big, big, big joke. Yeah, it's gonna. He's gonna like, yeah, no. Okay. No it's gonna. He's gonna like, yeah, no. Okay. No, sometimes cancel culture I think is like okay sometimes. You know what I mean? Like some people like should be canceled.

Sometimes you love to see it, you know? Or more like, you know, learn something from this. You know what I mean? Because some people are just like wild and they don't know it. You know what I mean? But I think like you always learn something. You're always apologizing. You're always like.

I appreciate every time I've ever been canceled because I think it like made me grow and that's why I feel so sad for the people who are so egotistical that they can't see it like that. It's crazy. Oh maybe I was wrong about this or something like that. Or just keep it moving. I feel like someone like Theo Vaughn like never addresses things when people are mad at like just keep it moving. Yeah and be funny.

Theo's so funny. Right. To address every little thing and then go on like Jordan Peterson and just like all this stuff. I'm like, this is so wild. Anyways, I'm so over talking about Matt, right? I don't know. We talk about him on the podcast. I'm over this person. I don't want to talk about him anymore. No more. No more. We will leave that to Brooke and we will share her story. 2023, yeah.

But Trisha, I love you. I'm so happy I got close with you this year. I know. I love you. Today is the last day I'm like podcasting with anyone I think for the rest of the year. Maybe Amanda Bynes. We'll see. But other than that. When will you know that? I don't know.

Hopefully. Yeah. Hopefully she hits me back up. You don't want to put it out on the app. No. I want it out there. That is the most iconic thing I think you'll ever do. I'm going to be so gagged. Oh my God.

So answer my FaceTime when I get there. Oh. Tomorrow I'll be on it. I'll be like oh my gosh. That'd be so wild. I love her more than anything. I feel like she's gone through so much. She's like my idol. Like I just be on it. I'll be like, oh my gosh. That'd be so wild. I love her more than anything. I feel like she's gone through so much. She's like my idol.

Like I just loved her as a child. Like everything she did. The Amanda Bynes show. Like so iconic. She shaped us for sure. You should do that sound. The TikTok sound. Like I'd love to do iconic shit.

Like that's what you should do with her. Yes. Yes. Thank you guys together. And she's so blonde right now. So you guys will match. You guys will be like twins. Absolutely.

I might leave with a face tattoo too I've always wanted one would you get one? no I think I passed that phase oh okay but I almost did and everyone had to talk me out of it and Mario I think held me at gunpoint

and he was like you can't do that oh my gosh what? well I am so excited I'm so excited to come on Cancel me too and what's your Christmas plans look like?

did we talk about that? going to Vegas being at home with the fam and being really wholesome and you guys are having Christmas here, huh? We're having Christmas here. I'm so excited.

I know Malibu's about to open up fucking Rolls Royce. Like, are you kidding? Like, what have you gotten her? I need to know. Oh, you know what? She's one. So we're not going too crazy. Because I'm like, there's 17 more birthdays that we have to go a little nuts for.

Yeah. I wanted to get her one of those blinged out cars. There's one in Neiman Marcus. But I'm just like, I don't know if she'll appreciate it yet. You know what I mean? She doesn't really grasp everything. Enjoy the little phase while they're not requesting iPads

and shit. That's how I feel. Yeah. I was just like, there's going to be so much. And I'm just like, she's happy with just her little toys, her little people right now. But we do have, we have something for you before you go. Trisha. I love giving gifts. And I got you a little gift. Trisha. Moses with the gifts. Okay. Happy Hanuk gift. Trisha. Moses with the gifts.

Okay. Happy Hanukkah. Happy Hanukkah. Merry Christmas. Do you know I was actually just spending this entire podcast like scheming on what I'm going to get you. Do not get me anything. Oh, I'm done. This is, you've done literally, this is like your fourth episode.

No, no, no. We do so well. Oh, baby, baby, baby. You're getting a gift. I just want you to know I'm so, so fucking bad at accepting gifts. But I know how you are and you're like me. And I know you're like fucking open it and love it. I hope you love it.

I don't know. I just, I feel. Trisha, I look at that Adam Sandler bag you got me every single day. And I thank God for knowing you. Well, this is not quite an Adam Sandler bag. I just want you to know that like you are my biggest gift. You really are. You are the best gift I could ever ask for your friendship. And I love you. Well, this is not quite an Adam Sandler bag. I just want you to know that, like, you are my biggest gift. You really are. You are the best gift I could ever ask for

your friendship, and I love you, and thank you. I feel the same way about you. I really do. You've really just helped me this year on a personal level, on a career level, like, everything about you. I feel the same exact way. I love you so much. I love you so much. I hope you like it. I don't know. This is a bag that I've been eyeing. I'm just like, this is, like, my bag. Trisha, this bitch, no!

But don't get me wrong. You know what I get. You know what I get, and I'm,'t give me one because I got one in the same color. You know what I get. And I am like gripping the walls, not in the brook, and I am pooping away. But Trish. No, I'm like not great at gift giving, but this bag, I'm just like, oh, this is like cute. You are the gift. You are amazing at everything you do. You are an icon.

And I swear to God, you said what's 2024 for you? It is by the end of the year, you knowing how much of an icon and amazing human being you are. Maybe by next year. That's all I want for Christmas next year. Are you fucking kidding me? Okay. The ultimate it bag for the it girl. Thanks for being an amazing friend. Like I'm gonna cry.

Same. Oh my God, you made me cry. I love you. You don't even know what it is yet. Because I love you so much. I even know what it is yet. Because I love you so much. I'm scared of all of it. No, everything about you is amazing and beautiful. And I love you. Can we frame this?

Promise. It's a printed card. I'm not kidding. You bitch. I'm going to buy you all of Chanel. I swear to God, you're going to walk into the fucking canceled podcast and I'm going to have a car. No, don't give me anything. Oh, my God.

We need eight hot pink boy bags from Chanel right now. Jumbo, flap, silver, and gold hardware. Okay. Hopefully you like it. Shut up. I'm going to love it. I hope it's the right thing because it came wrapped, so I'm hoping it's the right bag. Moses, I love you too.

Moses over there with the phone. I love Moses so much. Everyone. Can you see it? It could be Coach and it's in a Bottega dust bag. Well, I know you're a Bottega girl. You and Brooke got me on the Bottega. I know you do Fottega sometimes.

I can't breathe. I'm holding my breath when I get on Bottega. I just want you to know you could have got me like a sack with like a stick and like a bandana. I know. I've got you the Adam Sandler one and you were excited. I was like, girl, that's a $30 bag. Oh, you bitch. Trisha.

Trisha. Trisha. Girl. Trisha. There's a price tag on it. Oh, my gosh. And everyone's going to die. I was going to be a gift wrap.

No, everyone's going to die. Trisha Paytas, we're doing this now. We will get Malibu College Fund. This is a college fund. You have been on four episodes of my show. during this now we will get Malibu College Fund. This is a college fund. This is a college fund. You have been on four episodes of my show. We'll go on every episode. Oh my god, I'm so sorry.

Why is it a tank of a switch? It's literally a gift wrap. I already knew how much the bag was. Oh my god. You are psycho. I got chills. Can we return it no

please can we return it girl it's the least I can do oh my god I should have gotten you a car I should have gotten you a Rolls Royce Paige Paige

Paige get the MXL take out a loan Trisha I love you thank you for everything oh my god seriously I really appreciate everything Love you. Thank you for everything. Oh, my God. Seriously, I really appreciate everything.

I can't accept this. No, girl, this is the least the least. The team mic sent me into oblivion today. Like, you have no idea how you've changed my whole perspective on people, influencers. Like, you've helped me so much with this show, and I really mean it. I'm going to cry. Like, all your episodes, everything, people love you love you people everyone says like you and Tana and like I just I really appreciate you I feel like I've gotten this like fifth life because of you

this year on the show so I love you you're gonna make me cry oh my god like so emotional no you're like such a good person for real like you're with us. No, you're such a good person for real. I can just tell from all your friends, everyone who's around you. I will have your back for the rest of your life. No, I know. You always have. Through everything, you always have. We ride at dawn, Patricia.

We ride at dawn. You bitch. So, happy holidays. Thank you. No. Seriously, girl. Thank you for everything. I swear to God, I swear to God, we can go return it right now. No, happy holidays. Thank you. Seriously, girl. Thank you for everything. I swear to God, I swear to God, we can go return it right now.

No, no. That bag, I was just like, I love it. We can get Malibu textbooks. Like, I'm not kidding. She'll be fine, trust me. Trish. She'll be good. Trisha loves to say she's not rich.

Are you kidding me? Like, are you fucking kidding me? I don't even want to tell the viewers how much it's bad. This is cute. Now you got me pissed because I'm't even want to tell the viewers how much it's bad. You don't need to. This is cute. Now you got me pissed because I'm like, what am I going to do? Shit's so hard, people. I just know.

I'm like, well, Bottega's a very in. I almost got the Kim Dolce purse, but this one was a little bougie and it's Bottega, so I was like, this one's better. I don't think I, like, I'm terrified if I am to keep it and you don't let me let you return it. Girl, you're keeping it. I'm going to rip the tag off with my teeth right now. Rip it off with your teeth. I don't think I could ever carry it. Girl, you're keeping it. I'm going to rip the tag off with my teeth right now. Rip it off with your teeth. I don't think I could ever carry it.

Like, I want it in a glass case. I'm about to start being like you and have a Trisha glass case. But what I thought is, like, this reminded me of very, like, Maui mermaid, like, fishnet. Like, you know, like a fish. I almost got you, like, a Louis Vuitton. They make a Hawaii one. But I'm like, no, it was, like, used and cheap. And I was just like, no, this one's, like, mermaid and Maui.

Like, this gave me that wedding vibes if you have like a rehearsal dinner one day you know it's very um the C word if you will it's very the C word

you did so I don't think you said it once this episode honestly bleep me I'm sorry Oscar this is so you are that you I love

Moses you're so I'm like staring at my frame photo here. Like, I just can't deal. This is my Disney. I love you so much. I love you too. Thank you so much for coming on the final episode of Just Trish.

It means a lot. I know you were like so busy this week too. So I kept saying it's fine. It's fine. And you're like, we're making this happen. Tana Mongeau, everybody. For once, I'm at a loss for words. And Judge Trish, baby.

We ride at dawn for Trisha, bitches.