Just Trish - Tana Mongeau's GOOD GIRL Rebrand, Pregnancy Scare & JoJo Siwa FEUD
Episode Date: April 11, 2024She's baaack! Tana Mongeau finally reunites with Trisha Paytas after MONTHS on the road with her CANCELLED CROSS COUNTRY Tour! YouTube's former bad girl is turning over a new leaf as Tana reveals her ...sudden "clean girl" rebrand--but she still finds herself in controversy after finding out she's beefing with JoJo Siwa. Plus, the 'CANCELLED" host teases a reunion with Jake Paul and possibly saying "I do" again to her boyfriend, Makoa. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Hey guys, welcome to the Just Trish podcast.
Oh my gosh.
Welcome to the Just Trish podcast.
I have never seen Tana like in such a good,
like you really are in your glowing era right now.
You are so nice to me.
What is happening?
Like you're so.
I swear I'm just glowing today because I'm at your house.
You should have seen me in the whole car ride.
Paige almost like smacked me.
Wait, why?
I was like playing catch up, screaming, jumping,
like so excited to be here.
Really?
I'm loving it. I feel like I like, I always feel so excited to be here really i'm loving it
i feel like i like i always feel so disconnected because you've been on a tour for so long and i'm
like i miss her but i'm also like kind of weird because she's like doing her thing and she's with
her boyfriend and she's like on tour and i was like i well it's funny because we put we had you
make a video of yourself in the tavern to put in the middle of our live show and so i feel
connected to you as ever because i
see this every single day this video of you and it's it is actually f***ing nuts trisha like how
the how wild the crowd goes when like when you come on the screen it is like they saw god oh my
god like it's definitely like the loudest part of the show the amount of people wearing like i
heart trisha shirts and shit too well it's just you wearing the original i heart trisha i should
make that to merch because everybody wants that shirt including me.
I was like, that was a good shirt.
It's my favorite shirt.
It's actually f***ing crazy though.
And the amount of people who were like, please tell Trisha I said hi.
It's crazy.
So I'm feeling connected to you still.
Oh my gosh.
Thank you for the clout.
I was like literally everyone was like, I was reposting because nothing was going on in my life at that time.
I'm like, let me just repost everything as if I'm doing something.
No, I want you to come to the California shows.
Is it happening?
Do you have a date?
Or you can't say?
In May, we have Santa Barbara or something.
Oh, that's close.
That's close to here.
I just want you to come.
You know what date that is?
I have to keep checking my own Instagram.
I'll get it.
I'll tell you.
It's in May.
It's like the beginning of May. Okay. I might be giving birth then. But I'll come. I'll tell you. I'll tell you. It's in May. It's like the beginning of May.
Okay.
I might be giving birth then, but I'll come.
I'll come with the baby.
When are you going to pop?
It's supposed to be like mid-May, but it could be beginning of May.
I don't know.
I feel like you were just, like you just got pregnant.
Really?
Yeah.
I feel like it goes faster than the second pregnancy where you're just like, oh my gosh,
okay.
And you're already, I saw your guys' TikTok.
You already want more, huh?
That was kind of just for TikTok, I think.
I think two is good.
I'm like overwhelmed with one still.
So two is going to be like a lot.
I can't fucking wait.
Yeah.
And I'm like 36.
So I don't know if I'm going to be like popping out babies.
It's okay.
I'll be your kid forever.
Okay.
Yeah.
I mean, I really do feel that way with you.
Like I really always felt that.
I said that too.
I was like, I always feel like daughter, little sister.
Like even before I knew you, I was always like so protective of you.
And I like.
You are my fucking soul.
I'm so happy to be here.
I'm so excited.
You look so great.
We're just saying how amazing.
What are you doing?
Because everyone's noticing your glow up.
I think maybe just because I'm sober and like I'm really happy.
Oh, that's right.
I'm like the happiest I've literally I think ever been.
It's like this is the first time in my life where I'm like just happy.
Yeah.
And like there's nothing like it's honestly weird like i keep like i have this like constant feeling of like
something bad has to like happen soon you know what i mean well don't feel that way do you feel
that way now you're you're like okay i'm on a good kick this is like where i'm meant to be
just take it all like yeah as as what it is and like be so happy i feel like i found my moses i'm
fucking i love this so good i love it And you guys are so... You're like
pretty low-key about it too. Which I
love. It's like... It's so nice. I try
not... I'm going to make a TikTok about him later and I
already warned him because I was like, I'm sorry.
What is it? My friend just
sent me these photos of him and he looks like a
f***ing supermodel. I want him to like model
or something, but I know he just hates the f***ing
line light. Wait, really? Yeah, he hates
it. Like it's like he loves being low key and doing
that's crazy and you've never done like a photo shoot together
because you like love photo shoots and stuff like that I do
we have actually taken some because our
one of our close friend yeah is a photographer
so in Hawaii we'll just like
so he doesn't mind taking him like with he's a model
because how tall is he too? he's like 6'3
he could really just do it I know
he's in Alaska right now like snowboarding
he was telling me that all these girls like stopped him in the coffee shop and I was like that's so crazy like because
they know him from you yeah what's he think about it is he get like overwhelmed I think he just is
very much like it's like he's like mind blown by like he's like what this is so crazy but like
it's nice because I don't feel like it gets to his head at all like he's not like weird about it like
that yeah yeah where he's like I'm gonna be an influencer now too. Yeah. Would you take pictures with them? Um, I think so. Like if they ask, yeah.
Moses does not take pictures with people if they ask. Literally he's just like, no,
unless I'm with Trisha. I'm like, but you're on the podcast. Like people know you. He's like,
I feel like I'm not an influencer to take pictures with. And I was like, but you just said no to this
girl at a coffee shop. And he's not doing it to be rude. He's literally just like, well,
I'm not anybody. And I was like, but that sounds
weird. I don't know.
I would want a picture with Moses if I met,
like if I was a fan of the whole Trisha lore.
But it also is like, there's
a lot of weird people who try to do weird shit
like make it misconstrued.
I think that's what he's always scared of. Especially because
back in the day, I used to be so insecure. But I'm like, you can take pictures
with people, but I think he thinks now if he takes a picture with a girl, it could be
like a whole thing. He got loyal to a fault, he is I'm like you can take pictures with people but I think he thinks now if he takes a picture with a girl it could be like a whole thing so. Yeah like loyal
to a fault he is which is amazing. Right right
but I think like they know
like McCoy they like know him so like
it makes sense like they see him with
you they want a picture. Right yeah it does make sense. Yeah. It does make sense
I don't know. I love it. I love that you're still
like thriving happy. So
like it's like it's getting
harder with my podcast like trying to find topics
because I'm just like dude dude, life is good.
I wondered that because you're you're so based on like relationships being flopping.
And now you both are like, like, it just both seem like so stable and stuff.
And I'm just like, oh, no.
And how many stories do you have from your past that you can talk about?
Exactly.
I'm like in some shit.
But I guess tour created a lot of craziness, like crazy stories and stuff.
So that's good.
But we had so much.
Literally, we were like the recap show of your tour.
Like everything that happened. Like we were just I'm like okay Tana and Brooke in the
thumbnail again let's go because there was so much that happened it was yeah it was wild are you like
exhausted from her are you like I can't wait to get back on it the last two days I finally felt
a little tired and I was like okay this is normal like it's good because I came home and I think I
was so excited to be home that I, like, hit the ground running.
Like, you said I was doing my rounds.
I was like, I want to podcast with Trish.
I want to podcast with Jess.
How many podcasts have you done since you've been back in two days?
Seven.
Stop it.
You are.
Wow.
What?
Fucking seven.
That is so crazy.
How many did you do today?
Have you done a lot?
No, no.
Today.
This is the only one today.
Oh, my seven.
I know.
That is so fucking funny.
I love that for you. Because that's why you are so popular. Because you're just everywhere. Like, no. Today. This is the only one today. Oh my seven. I know. That is so fucking many. I love that for you.
Cause that's why you are so popular.
Cause you're just everywhere.
Like everywhere.
It literally, I was seeing clips of the dropouts podcast and I was like, I haven't gone on
there.
I have like, I have this like feeling in my chest and head when I see like a popular podcast
that I haven't been on.
I'm like, no.
You gotta go.
That came out of nowhere.
Right.
Or am I just like, whatever.
All of a sudden I'm just like, how is this so popular all of a sudden?
It's the, I think it's the Tara yummy I think so too because they said they
were at like 190 episodes I'm like where did this come from right I yeah I just knew from Tara too
we just had her on and she was great really yeah she freaking loves you yeah she was so sweet she
came just to watch with Jake and Johnny and I was like wow that's so like humble queen because she
gets like so many views and you just want to come just to like hang out she's good she's like
everything she really is like she just like she's been putting in the work forever so I love to see her.
Yeah and she's like genuinely nice.
She's just like so sweet and nice and stuff like that so I'm
so happy for her too. She's like mini Tana
vibes. She's just a little icon
and I love it. She keeps saying that to me. She's like you raised
me and I'm like what? That's the best.
I feel like I raised like the Jojo Siwa's of the
world. I feel like that's the
mini Trish and I
am so sorry to everybody i'm just like what
do you think of her um the rebrand the rebrand she talked about you today did you see that where
on the vile files no that was some piping hot tea today i keep seeing the fucking vile files
everywhere what dude like nick vile came up out of nowhere. I think I do. Where did he come from?
He was interviewing Gypsy Rose after all that shit.
And I was like, damn, what did she say?
You don't know?
Oh, my God.
Because we were like looking.
We're like, right.
We researched all this stuff.
And both me and Oscar were like, wow, she's so unproblematic.
There's nothing to, you know, obviously tour stuff we'll talk about.
But there was nothing happening.
And then JoJo talked about you today.
We're like, yes, we got something to talk about.
What did she say?
So she, okay, so it was in the 17-minute mark.
If you guys want to go to the bio files.
I literally was like, send me a time stamp. I will watch the whole thing because JoJo's been
wilding. Yeah. And I think it's a troll. I think she's
trolling, but Oscar thinks it's serious. I don't know. It's like, do you think
it's real or do you think it's real? Well, let me tell you.
But it's a lot. And it's entertaining at the end tell you first of all it's a lot and it's entertaining
at the end of the day like honestly like a hater love jojo like she's kind of entertaining right
now anyways so she said that um oh he was talking about people making fun of her music like mocking
it and she said he brought up james charles first and she's like well james texted me and asked me
if he could post that weird he was like dancing like her or something and she was so it was fine
we're cool.
She's like, but the one that – and then they said Tana.
They brought up Tana, right?
Okay. The host brought – bring you up.
And they're like, what about Tana?
And she's like, well, that's the one that gets me because we're like cool.
She did clarify you guys weren't like friends, but you were like friendly.
Like last time she was on the podcast, she said that you guys were going to have a fun
night or talking about having a fun night together.
That was right.
That's what she said.
I literally just watched it, like, an hour ago.
So she's like, you know, we're cool.
We've always been cool, whatever.
And I was like, okay.
She said I did her podcast, talked about having a fun night.
Okay.
And then she goes, so that one, that one she was mocking me, so it hurt a little.
I don't know in what world she thinks I would ever be texting her to ask her for fucking permission to make that video.
Well, that's what's even crazy. thinks I would ever be texting her to ask her for permission to make that video like
Jojo like I'm gonna post a video asking if you've ever taken a Percocet no okay you made
wait what was wait I thought your video was just you singing in Makoa was there
oh okay well that's not bad no I I made a TikTok and the question still stands okay
I'm just gonna say the question still stands. Okay. I'm just going to say the question still stands.
Like the whole song is like a bad girl,
bad this.
Oh yeah.
And I'm like,
and I saw that she was kind of hinting at this being like her Miley bangers era.
I think she said it.
I think she's like,
this is the Miley bangers.
You're so right.
She said that shit.
And listen,
Miley put the work in.
She was smoking salvia on TMZ.
She was out here doing her damn thing.
Licking things.
You know, and I just, if you're, I just, I was curious, you know.
What was your question?
Have you ever taken a Percocet?
That's not mocking.
Well, is it?
I don't know.
It was kind of, it was my tone for sure.
But like.
What was your tone?
Like, be so for real.
Like, have you ever done some actual bad girl shit you know what i mean like i just because it's not even bad because it's like
prescribed to you yeah i feel like if you took like heroin or something that's like a bad girl
era qualification but i think it's like i i just i love when people are in on the joke like i
yeah maybe i'm a narcissist for saying this but but like I wanted her to see my TikTok and
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Well, she said she did.
She said she texted you and said
LOL. She sent you the text and said LOL.
She said you wrote back, ha ha ha ha ha.
Let me see if this is true. That was the recap
of the text conversation. Hold on. She showed it too.
They blurred it out on the vile file. She was showing
the cameras. What is a vile file?
It was T.
I was like, wow.
Okay.
Yeah, she did.
And I did say, ha, ha, ha.
I don't remember.
So she thought it funny.
She said, LOL.
Yeah, so I guess.
I don't know, dude.
It's just like I'm seeing her on this iHeartRadio red carpet with like all this, this.
Sometimes there's a hard line of like
and i've fallen victim to this a lot so i want to you know say this with grace but sometimes it's
hard to humanize like it's like some shit's just a meme and like you know what i mean but i think
she wants it to be a meme i really think that don't you think i'm saying i think she
wants she and she said it on the vial flash, she likes the attention. The song is doing so well.
Yeah.
I think she wants that attention.
That's why you dress like that.
I think if she keeps doing this shit, eventually she'll probably make a song that is stuck
in everyone's heads and has a little more positive of a, you know, whatever.
She's doubling down.
Like, go off.
She honestly made me want to reignite my music career.
I was like, shit.
Oh, my God, you should.
I would love a bad.
Well, no, you did rebrand, but you're like the good girl Tana now.
You were the bad girl.
That's true.
And now you're good girl Tana.
Yeah, I'm in limbo right now with everything.
It's so funny.
Like, I love the good girl of it all, but it's like I'm seeing all this resurgence of,
like, people in their Kesha era and Tari Yummy and that music.
And that's, like, who I am to the core.
So I'm like.
You want to go bad again?
I don't know what I want to do.
Maybe do a remix of JoJo Siwa.
I might have to.
I'm going to live for it.
Look, I don't love JoJo as a person
of like defending Colleen
and the stuff with the extra gym people.
I don't love that.
That's also the thing is it's like,
I feel like we were really cool.
Her and I had her on the pod,
like whatever.
And then that shit happened.
And then I kind of like was like, okay, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Like, let me back up a bit.
So like, of course, I'm going to make fun.
But I feel like that's just you.
I feel like I know if Tana makes a TikTok.
What was the thing you talked about on Hot Topics?
Even Tana made a TikTok reacting to it.
Do you remember what it was?
Oh, the conjoined twins.
I won't bring it up.
No, you can.
Because we talked about Hot Topics.
I don't know how to bring this up.
I don't know what to say about it.
Did you see, well, did you bring it up pre or post them tweeting?
No, about you?
No, no, no, no, no, no.
I would love.
I would die.
Oh, my God.
I would fall over and die.
Pre, pre.
I didn't see what they had said.
They hadn't responded to anything.
What did they say?
Was it real?
Because I saw one that looked fake.
The photo?
It was about them talking about how they have sex, but she's asleep or something like that.
Well, there's a whole crazy, crazy, crazy sentence.
There's a whole.
I saw an image of them allegedly.
Oh, but that's not real.
I can't be real.
No, there's no way that's real.
It looked so real to me, but I also want to believe it.
I don't know.
I made my TikTok.
I also thought Gypsy Rose was dating Pete Davidson.
So I think the realness, the Photoshop is real.
Dude, for real.
I would love that, first of all.
So then they tweeted like, yes, I sleep with my partner.
Yes, I go down on him.
No, no, no.
I swear to God.
Real tweet.
Real tweet.
Not Photoshop.
Allegedly a real tweet.
I don't think it's real. Did you see it? It's a fact check, Oscar. Hand on to God. Real tweet. Real tweet. Not Photoshop. Allegedly a real tweet. I don't think it's real.
Did you see it?
It's a fact check, Oscar.
Hand on the Bible.
Fact check.
Hand on the Bible.
They tweeted.
There's no way.
And that, yes, we both experience an orgasm, but she just tries to put the pleasure out
of her mind.
Oh, yeah.
That's the one I saw, where she's not, yeah, she doesn't enjoy it or something like that.
She listens to true crime podcasts.
Wow.
I saw this, but I don't think it's real.
I think it's, I don't know.
I think you're falling for it.
I'm believing it's real, though, because I think I've wanted answers for half of my life.
Oh, my God.
Not kidding.
I don't know.
I feel like they should just live their life.
I don't know.
I kind of was just like, they should.
It just, curiosity kills the cat, and I'm the cat every time.
No, same.
I would ask most of these questions, but I don't know if I would talk about it like on
a podcast.
Like what?
What's happening?
This is the third podcast I've talked about it on this week.
I'm plagued by it.
So this is like something people bring up because they, you talked about it.
You made it popular.
I don't, I unfortunately, no, but it's been me bringing it up.
You're curious.
You should have them on the podcast.
I want to, but it's like after 20 minutes of them being on am i just like really no i think you would actually be so
genuinely interested because you are such a genuine person where i feel like you would ask
the genuine questions yeah you want to know i don't mean it like in no way am i trying to make
fun i'm just curious as a mother and i've been, I watched their TLC show like eight years ago.
So you're like a fan.
Yes.
Okay.
So that's what I'm saying is they're out there for entertainment.
And they know that.
So I feel like they would come on yours because that's what they do.
You know, they're entertainers. I just, I want to know, but I don't know if I should just leave them alone.
I've done enough, I fear.
I don't know.
I think if they want to make like a comeback, like if they have another show, maybe they'll go on and promote it.
Yeah, like if they're ever doing a press run,
it's stopped by my house for sure.
Did you ever send them a DM or anything
just to show support?
No, I didn't. I feel like you should
just be like, genuinely, I love you.
I kind of...
You get the weekend.
I get the Hensel twins.
It is what it is.
Is that their name? They're called the Hensel twins?
That's their names?
I think that's their names.
I might have just made that up.
I always think I should DM JoJo for a little support because I feel like everyone's attacking
her.
I'm like, maybe I should be like, you're going the right direction, but just chill for a
minute.
You know what I mean?
Talking wise.
Maybe just wrap the car matte black.
Did you see the car cut off somebody?
They're cutting her off, yes.
That was wild.
I was like, this is why.
That's giving bad girl doing bad like. That's giving bad girl.
Doing bad things. She's giving bad girl.
Yeah.
I think she.
We haven't seen the music video.
It comes out tomorrow.
So maybe she's doing something crazy.
Someone's like licking her neck or something.
Oh, shit.
Yeah.
I think it's just, you know.
Her outfit choices are, you know, whatever.
But.
She's out there for sure.
I love the song.
I think it's a bop.
I'm not saying I love JoJo.
But the song's a bop.
It's catchy.
I love this.
I really do.
Yeah.
I think the Trisha Paytas stamp of approval is all you really need.
The music.
The music.
Everything else.
I would love to talk to her, like, for real.
Like, have, like, a sit-down.
But I just don't think she's, like, there.
Maybe, like, when she's, like, 35.
Be like, you realize you went through some trauma.
I don't think she realizes it yet.
Yeah.
I feel that, actually, completely.
Like, yeah.
I'm definitely interested in her whole trajectory.
Yeah.
For sure.
She's doing her best, you know.
But I do miss the Tana music.
Are you going to come?
I saw you on Dropouts when they were playing Hefner.
And you were cringing.
I'm like, but this is such a good song.
I cringe so hard.
Wait, why?
Because I genuinely, I'll never believe that I think that's a good song.
I know.
It's good.
I know what it's done for people.
But there is just a part of me.
I don't know.
Julia Fox.
So you've seen all the
charlie xcx stuff right like addison ray screaming on that one song it's so iconic on her stadium
tour that's iconic yes i would go to see addison ray we should go do you know her i know her oh my
god let's go but we should go i don't know if i know her well enough now like i haven't talked
to her in a long time to be like hey girl he guest lists me wait but like you and me could go i would
love to that one i would actually would probably leave my house for we should leave our house for that i'm not kidding
so then julia fox did a song with charlie xcx too and it's like the chorus is her being like i'm a
bitch i'm a mother i'm a this and it's so oh i think i heard it on yeah she performed it live
right she was like at a club performing it yes i mean julia fox music career would slay so hard
so hard so i'm like dude like maybe i want to get into this whole hyper pop situation.
Would you collab with someone like that?
Would you, like, duet?
That would be the goal.
That's if they want to have me, though, you know, usually.
Who would be your dream, like, to collab on?
Ooh, that's such a good question.
You?
You.
No, no.
What the fuck?
The fact that I didn't even fucking immediately say you.
Like, the fact that I paused for a beat is actually so embarrassing.
No, wait, what?
No, you need to go with someone like Meghan Trainor,
someone who's on tour already.
Sister?
She's a sister.
I love Miss Meghan, okay?
I love Miss Meghan the house down.
But imagine you and me on a f***ing song.
I don't know if that's going to be good.
Mine are not that great.
Yours are good.
But imagine us talking, saying something so c***y,
and they put it over a beat.
Oh, just talking?
What would it be?
Like I don't, oh my God, I don't even know.
I don't know either.
I don't know what our brand is now.
We're like clean girl, good girls now.
That could be the whole thing.
That's our good girl era.
It could be like we have a whole.
We're a good girl.
Oh my God.
Sister.
Sister.
We wear our hair up.
Oh my God.
We wear our ritzy earrings like Brooke Scopio.
No, I'm just kidding.
I don't fucking actually know, but like.
We'll give her a shout out for sure in the song.
Yeah, she's the ultimate good girl.
No, I'm actually not even fucking around.
I fear we have to make a song.
I fear it would be awful.
I don't even care.
Well, I guess you're on tour, but we need to go to the stadiums.
We need to find someone who's already on a stadium tour.
But I feel like we put out one song and we'll have the stadium bitches running i mean i'm down
we never said oh well i guess we don't talk about it now but i have a i have a serious offer and you
said you had a serious offer about something i feel i feel like it's gonna be the same thing
okay mine's not a serious offer it's something in my head oh mine's like a serious offer and
all of a sudden i was like oh my god anyways we'll talk about it because i'm like no i'm
so scared to jinx it no i, I can't tell you right now.
I'm going to tell you before.
Essentially, I just really want to do a series with you.
Like, I think that's where it's going.
Cause that's what my serious offer was about something.
That's why I thought, okay, we're agency girlies now.
Hi.
We signed with agents at the same time, which is so weird.
It made me feel like I'm doing the right thing when I saw your post today when i heard you talking about it on canceled i was just like wait and it was before we announced ours and i was like maybe i almost texted you but i was like i don't want to be like
a weirdo but i was like she always does this text me like what am i gonna be like oh who are you
with like so weird and then also i'm with someone like as if someone cares like no one cares i care
but it was weird timing like at the same time and they're both two big agencies and it's so so weird and i don't know so you're with caa yes and then now i'm with i never thought we'd be
having this wme yeah that's huge they're the two biggest i had a meeting with them today and it's
just so i never ever thought in a million years i would be signed to an agency a big agency i never
had an agent because i never wanted to like i'm like managers yes but an agency that can get you
like the connection what did you say when you went to the meeting like because i had
certain things i wanted i'm like i want my own tv show i want this i want to be on broadway like
what did you say to be honest with you tricia i was just so shocked that they wanted me that i
kind of just showed up and was like tell me what you can do yeah like what like what do you want
to do you know what i mean i'm like interesting they've already helped me so much because they
were routing my tour before i signed with them like, they've already helped me so much because they were routing my tour before I
signed with them.
So they, they were already helping me on that aspect.
So I think that also kind of just made me be like, okay, they're helping me with this
already.
So that's good enough.
And I want to do a book like so bad.
I know you were talking about this.
So it's like, it's like a memoir biopic.
Like what?
I really want your advice actually.
Like, yeah, I want to talk about everything up until now.
And I'm like from birth, like you're going to talk about everything up until now and i'm like
from birth like you're gonna watch how so it's like a basically a memoir which is like crazy
would you be doing like rebel wilson style where you're like naming names have you heard her
memoir no i haven't she's talking about how like sasha baron cohen asked to like finger his butt
and stuff like that yeah and she lost virginia at 35 to some actor oh i keep seeing headlines
actually about both of those things but i didn't know it was stemming from a memoir memoir you really have to put it all up well you don't have to but i feel
like if you put it all out there so would you name would you name names because like they go
through legality process she says because basically like they check things with their lawyers but like
that's the thing is i would fucking love not to get sued like i did it's just like life is so
awesome when you're not getting sued i see the world in more color you know just yeah that's
like what so that's why i was asking then you're in such a good place so do you go back and like
but i would feel like i would feel disingenuine if i didn't tell my story for how it really
happened i think it's like i'm really gonna expose a lot of people for doing a lot of
bad shit and it's scary i don't it's so weird like i feel this like guilt towards saying the
truth about these people and like oh they're gonna hate me but it's so weird like I feel this like guilt towards saying the truth about these people and
like oh they're gonna hate me but it's like they were shitty yeah so it's like if someone's shitty
like you should it's like it's like we're talking about the quiet on set it's like if someone's
shitty like you should expose it like you should these people should know and it's so weird to have
this like still like not love but I don't know what it is like like if anyone else told me the things that have happened to me that happened to
them, I would be like, those people write that book and never look back.
Yeah.
So it's like, I wish I felt more that way.
But you still have like a connection where you're like, I don't want to like hurt them.
Is that what you're feeling?
Yeah.
And I think that it's like, I have some weird empathy for a lot of people who've done bad
things to me where it's like, you fucked me up and you did awful shit.
But do I think you're a horrible person through and through and maybe that's just me getting
manipulated by these people as well i think it's just the kind of person you are though like you
are just like such a forgiving person and stuff like that so i think you're just also like forgiving
like you do like love people and make you're forgiving of people like people have done some
crazy shit to you even stuff you said like even stuff that's like not too crazy right like girls
like making out with your guys you like or something i'm like yeah you're so forgiving where most people
like that's fucking awful i don't know what it is about my brain but i really can like hold on
to the good so much better and like see i see people with such like rose-colored lenses which
is so fucking awful it's it's good and bad because that's what's like i feel like it's also like this
like it's a way to protect yourself too you know so you're like not getting hurt because you always
just seem so great and so wonderful and you like never seem
hurt by anyone you know what I mean I guess that's true like I wonder if it whoa I wonder if that is
like a way to protect myself from being hurt yeah because I really romanticize the shit out of ass
right right well I think you had like so much hurt in your like childhood by your parents you're just
like okay I'm gonna like look at everyone like good the good in people and you only remember
good which is again not bad but yeah it can be a lot to like
to hold on to and take it especially now if you're trying to write the book but i think it's like
would start a movement it's like the quiet on set right you say something about someone and it could
start like so many other people just either have same experiences or about other people and stuff
and being i think quiet on set and like jeanette mccarty's book and everything like that also did
really inspire me like i've had a lot of conversations with Trevi Moran about this.
Cause I feel like we kind of came up at the same time and like we were her a
little before me,
but we were like the same age and we were best friends like through a lot of
it,
you know?
And then I feel like we just dealt with a lot of the same shit of people
like using and abusing us and like alcoholism and like just so many
different things that came with being kind of a,
in the first generation
of a young internet star, like things that would never happen to a D'Amelio now, things
that would never happen to, you know what I mean?
And it's, I want to talk about it, but.
Yeah, I think it's important too.
It's just, it's interesting.
And it's just like a lot of people are like, like you said, are scared too.
And I think when you have someone to relate to, then other people can relate.
Because I'm sure it still happens, but people are like scared to talk about it.
Although now, although I don't know anything about this but like there's a
bunch of gamer boys being exposed right now did you see that like all these girls like i don't i
don't know what the allegations are like i guess they were like essay and like at vidcon and stuff
and so like all these girls are finally saying something and you know you just hear these stories
for so long so it's like i think it's more people even not like that's definitely something that's
funny because i was i've written out like a timeline of like everything in my life. Like that's where I've kind of been starting is just.
Oh, you've already started it.
From birth.
Yeah.
To like.
Wow.
To now.
And one of my chapters will definitely be about those conventions.
And the shit that would go down like it was just so.
Was it influencers that were like.
Well, it's just like think about it.
Like you put all of these and playlists.
I have all of them. Like I'm not I'm not blaming the people who held the convention at all at all like because
they had nothing to do with that but you you put all of these famous internet people in this one
hotel everyone's on the same floor everyone underage is blacked out drunk and like everyone
from the industry is also there attending these older people all these executives attending these
parties with all these you you know what I mean?
And they're just all in the same vicinity,
stuck in, like, so just shit went down.
And I was like, that was my first taste of, like,
you know what I mean?
And how old were you when you were going to these things?
I think the first time I ever went to, like, a convention,
I was probably, like, 17.
16, 17.
And, like, what goes out, like, just like a glimpse,
you don't have to go, like, deep and dark. Like, you say there's underage drinking, like, what other stuff? Like, sexual, because I keep hearing, like, 16, 17. And like what goes out like just like a glimpse. You don't have to go like deep and dark.
Like you say there's underage drinking and like what other stuff like sexual because I keep hearing like sexual like the Dom.
There was like a Dom allegation.
I think a lot of people were sleeping with a lot of people they shouldn't have been sleeping with including me.
You know what I mean?
Like and I think that that was very interesting, you know.
But you as like an underage girl with like guys that shouldn't have been like messing with you.
For sure.
But not even just that. Even just over over time like just i don't know just
all of it it's the power i just never know i've never been to those things so i'm like when i'm
always a little shocked but like not surprised with so many people in the same story i'm happy
that that it doesn't happen like that now i think it was like a cultural like short little period of
time like you know what i mean like i feel like it right i don't know if it concept but it seems
relevant like people are saying it now you know what i mean and i don't know if it's from a long time ago or it's happening now but it's a lot of like gamer people like so i don't know what i mean like i feel like it right i don't know if it concept but it seems relevant like people are saying it now you know what i mean and i don't know if it's from a long
time ago or it's happening now but it's a lot of like gamer people like so i don't know again i
don't know these people but it seems like they're all getting canceled for something like this oh i
wonder i really do current do you know so it's like current stuff happening that's what i'm saying
but it's like the girls don't have like the power like you do or the influence you know it's like
which is just sad like it makes me so sad that is definitely like my goal with putting out the book yeah for sure I think it's just so important also because
you are so like respected now and like also like just super influential I think it's like I've
seen you over the years and I know just the surface level of it all and I'm like it is crazy
the amount of like creeps and like weirdos that like just inappropriate jokes or inappropriate
anything and I'm like I just like you and I've talked about this at length I think you were
really one of the first people to like put me on to acknowledging that more like
the amount of weird ass people who are I think it's because I was just so crazy and wild yeah
it made it okay for them it made it okay like I thought it was okay like I thought oh totally
things were okay and it's like looking back it's like I was at the end of the day I was still a
fucking child of course you know and it's like no 17 18 19 like you just think it's or you
think it's like yeah you think it's like in the moment you think but like looking back that's why
i was saying like jojo 20 years from now i think we'll have like such a different perspective of
like what she went through now because she's still very young and stuff so and i think now
and you're still like young but i'm just saying you see you've been doing it for so long you can
see the craziness and it's funny because i i've always wanted to write a book and I've like tried
for years but it was like I just wasn't in the mentality like I think this is the mentality I
need to write from you know what I mean good representation too I feel like like I write
books you just put on Amazon or whatever it's like shitty but if they have like the right push
the right people like legality to look it over then you can just share everything and anything
that is so crazy that you were doing that for so long.
Like, just straight up writing a book and, like, putting it out on Amazon.
Yeah, like, every two months.
Do you, like –
I had, like, eight books out.
And, like, my time was 24.
Do you remember anything you wrote about?
No.
But also, it was in my lying era.
So I think I lied about a lot of stuff, too.
I wish I could just write, like, a real –
How come it was real?
You should write a real one now.
You should do books at the same time.
Okay, love that. How come? Just do everything at the same time. time i'm not kidding i'm literally mad i'm not pregnant right now like live it that would be everything i know i think i saw one time i don't
know if you're like joking but you're saying um like you're gonna take the plan b i was like oh
but how iconic would it be to be pregnant at the same time i know you don't want to be pregnant
though so i know i just had the pregnancy scare of a lifetime on tour wait what do you mean literally
i don't like nothing really i think i'm just dramatic but like my boobs were hurting so bad like and my period was like nowhere
in sight you know what i mean and i was so convinced that on this little break that i'm on
right now i was gonna have to come home and figure out my situation what does that mean would you have
i feel like would you have kept it or no i don't think so no really yeah i mean being in like love
i mean no judgment at all. For sure.
But I do think this would have been, had I not kept it, this would have been the first
and only time in my life where I would have been sad, not just like, God.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, totally.
So that was kind of crazy to me.
Wow.
So you just like were feeling all the symptoms and stuff like that?
Yeah.
And then, I don't know, I got my period.
Thank God.
I was at Disneyland the next day and I was like, I'm not pregnant and I'm at Disneyland.
This is the best day ever.
Oh, that's like, yeah.
You were like drinking around the world.
Yeah.
I wish I was.
But I was around the world.
Wait a minute.
Talk about your sobriety.
That's right.
So you've been, how long have you been sober for now?
Three months.
That's amazing.
It's the longest I've ever been sober.
No.
Every time I see you when, because I guess I don't know the difference when you are or
when you aren't, but every time I see you when you say say you're sober you're just like so bubbly like 10 times
more animated like glowing like it is actually like crazy i am so like it is the best thing ever
i feel like lately i've really been on podcasts kind of talking about the negatives of it but
that's just because i like want to be honest with how i'm feeling with my fans and like my journey
and shit but like i do feel the best i've ever felt and And like I work way harder. I'm way happier.
Like, you know what I mean?
Just feeling it.
Well, I saw you and I kept saying, I'm like, you look like, like you look and you're like,
I haven't done anything.
And like, I just eat whatever.
And I'm just like, but you just look like so differently.
So healthy.
And that's probably why.
I think it is why.
Because when I'm drinking, I am just so much more of like a piece of shit in so many ways.
Like how?
Like I'm way lazier.
I'm way lazier.
Like I'm, I just want to do way f***ing less like i eat so
bad so much because like when you're hungover that's like you know what i mean and i'm just
like i'm i'm really f***ing crazy and wild so i do a bunch of wild shit which makes for great
stories but it's also like living with the anxiety of the wild shit that you're doing
you know what i mean and i'm just the type of person where i like keep it going like i'm just like if I'm drinking and partying like I'm on a bender and I do so many things I just
shouldn't do and how was it like you were just drink for like a week straight yeah where you're
drinking for a week straight that usually probably involves some cocaine that's like a lot of you
know what I mean just and you're so completely off of all that well yeah yeah um I mean I'm
California sober so smoke
weed but that's like everybody yeah weed is just like i don't make stupid decisions on yeah other
than like maybe like eating crazy weird food combos like what like oh my god i've been wanting
to make a chickle where you put it that you put the cheese in the skillet and then you put the
pickle in the thing you're a pickle girl such a a pickle girl. Oh my God. You and Holly, the hot girls eat pickles.
I never liked pickles, but that's why I, why?
Oh my God.
Shut the fuck up, Trisha.
You're so hot.
But do you ever feel like weird now about,
cause like Pickle Boy's been exposed
or you're like, oh, I don't want to have him.
Wait, what's Pickle Boy?
Wait, what?
Who's Pickle Boy?
Brian Peck.
Did you see him as Pickle Boy?
And he would like serve people pickles
and he'd be like.
Oh my God.
I forgot about that.
He like slid it through the door to Ray Romano and Eric Carter.
Yes, I saw that.
Yeah.
I saw that.
I'm going to try to just keep the two so far away from each other.
I don't know.
Sorry.
This is like on my brain right now.
No, real though.
Real.
Like why was he holding so many pickles?
And why are pickles sexual to people?
They really are sexual to people.
Like it's like whenever I see a girl on tiktok
eating the big pickle i'm just like oh you needed views today you know what i mean i don't know if
i have i probably should i tried to for like yeah like asmr because like the asmr crunch is so good
but like i honestly gag when i eat a pickle really wait so back to your chill chicle so it's like
cheese on a skillet and like it's like burnt cheese or yeah and then put around the pickle
and then you like dip it in ranch.
I have to make it tonight.
And I think it might be good with some peanut butter in there, which is just really.
Have you ever had peanut butter on a pickle?
No, I love peanut butter.
I'd probably eat peanut butter on anything.
You would like it.
Do you cook it yourself?
I would cook that myself.
How come you never TikTok this before?
This is like what TikTok is all about.
I know, I really should.
I like will do weird food stuff on TikTok now and again. This company is about to send me chocolate chip cookies with pickles in them.
Wait,
what?
That will be a TikTok for sure.
Yeah.
You should like have that be your brand.
Like you should have chocolate chip pickles.
I know.
I think that I really,
I really have been debating on starting a pickle company,
but I think this might just be a thought.
I want to call them tickles.
No one take that seriously.
Tell WME.
Oh,
isn't that so slick?
Yeah.
You have such good names for all your products. That's, you should tell them that. But it's like really Tana. Yeah. Because no one else has seriously tell wme oh isn't that so slick yeah you have such good names
for all your products that you should tell them but it's like really tana yeah because no one
else has that it's funny i had a meeting with wme today and my manager before was like tell them
about your pickle idea and i sat in the meeting and i was like i can't look at all these it's
all these like suits and i'm like i want pickles it's like an intimidating building where they're
just like all around a huge table and it's like a sky-high tower that's how ca is too today's was
on zoom and i was so happy because i could just like hit my vape in my house and like
i was eating like egg bites and shit and it was great um but yeah in the in the actual place i
was like oh my god like it scared me a little it was like 10 stories high and i was like they had
a cereal bar for me they had like 10 cereals and milks to choose from and all these donuts
it was like 9 a.m and they're like we would have done like butter noodles or dominoes but it's like
9 a.m and i was like okay i'll take some cereal stop that and i hate
eating in front of people but i felt like while they did all this work i'm like let me and there's
like eight of them i'm like okay let me have some cereal so amazing though they didn't do shit for
me like that at all at all i had tap water in a cup but you know she is the queen no no that's
everything though that's actually so cool i was so happy for you when i heard that i was like oh
my god that's gonna be everything is the broadway thing sorry oh no
is the broadway thing was that because you posted it on april fools it was april fools
i was just like okay i don't know i didn't even say this well i won't even say it but but if
something happened like the next i'm telling you it's been like weird manifestation lately
something happened the next day with ca about broadway and i was like no this has to be like
this can't be real so i don't know so maybe it maybe it'll be real, but I don't know yet.
I don't know for sure.
I think that was a joke, but every April fool's prank I saw that one hurt me the most because
I commented, I was so excited.
And then I was like, oh, it's a prank.
Like, but you need to be on Broadway.
Someone just wrote that article.
I didn't even, I didn't do it or anything like that.
But thank you.
I would love to.
I'd love to be amazing.
It would be so much fun.
I would go to every show.
I'm not kidding.
I would go to every show. I'm not kidding. Oh, thank you. In New York too. We'd have so much fun. Oh my God. That would be amazing. It would be so much fun. I would go to every show. I'm not kidding. I would go to every show.
Not kidding.
Aw, thank you.
In New York, too, we'd have so much fun.
Oh, my God.
That would be everything.
That's our show idea, Tana and Trisha in New York.
Didn't the Kardashians do that?
Like, they're living in New York or something.
We need to do something.
I'm serious.
I'm scared of New York, though, especially now with all those, like, assaults happening.
I know.
That's actually crazy.
Jeff wants to do a series where he goes to, catch the guy and like have me be the prey.
Oh.
Wait, would you actually get punched in the face?
I don't think so.
I don't think he would let me get punched in the face, honestly.
But how would he catch somebody to do it if they didn't do it?
Like I'm just, I don't know, I guess.
Like attempting to when he stops them or something?
I guess.
I don't fucking know.
It's so crazy.
They catch the people, but the people just get out or something like that.
I'm not really sure, but that is actually so scary.
Is it more than one person? Sorry about that. Yeah it's like it's a few it's a few different
guys do you think they go home and have like little weird meetings like they all just order
like dinner and then they're like what should we do tomorrow i think they do have a reddit page
where they like post about what they did no i think that's what someone was saying yeah uh-huh
because i like i really got scared i really delved into it i was like oh my god do you think
is jeff that kind of guy like a tough guy where he'd actually go like run someone down?
Yes. I think he wants it because it's like
he lived that whole like jail fighty life
and now he can't do it. Can't let it go.
To do it like for good. He's like
Dexter. He's so interesting. Yeah. You guys
are still friends. Yeah. Okay. You just
did this podcast. Yeah. We were in Vegas together
this past weekend too. He
did this whole bachelor show shit
and now he's in love
yeah i think so i don't know um she lives in australia so i'm i'm interested to see
how they make it work but i met her and she was really sweet yeah and i was like wow i approve
like i would love to see him like in a cute relationship they could do like 90 day fiance
because i think they have to get married in 90 days if he brings her over here that's what he
needs yeah that'd be fun that i'm not even kidding. I would love to see it. I think a girl
for him, like, it's just so humanizing.
Wait, so you guys are both in relationships
and you guys are still friends and both of the partners
are cool with it? They're like, we are cool? Yeah.
Yeah, absolutely. Honestly. And this
is just like, it's my dream. I love it.
I feel like people are shipping me off McCullum more and that's
good because that's my boyfriend.
No, you guys are so cute. I couldn't even see the shipping now with you and Jeff because it's like,. No, you guys are so cute.
I couldn't even see the shipping now with you and Jeff because it's like it's so.
Yeah.
You guys are just friends.
Jeff and I are just so similar too.
Like I love how like soft and sweet Makoa is and like nurturing to like all my like awful tendencies.
Really?
Like what's the one thing where you're like, oh, that makes me melt.
Like he, not kidding.
Like I'm just, I really am just gross, Trish.
Like I'll like have
crumbs all in the bed and shit and he like thinks it's cute like genuinely finds like my like
behaviors endearing what's he do if he's like crumbs all over you like he'll just like sweep
them off and like smile and like make a joke and like send me funny memes about it and shit like
i swear to god it's like it it's almost bad though because it enables me to like be worse i'm like
he loves me that is the problem moses always calls me skinny and I'm like, I'm not skinny.
And he's like, no, you are, you need to eat. So then I keep eating. And I'm like, I just keep
getting fatter. Cause he keeps telling me I'm skinny. No, that's literally, I'm not kidding
you. I'm in the exact same situation. It's dude, McCall and I were on tour and like on tour,
I feel like you find a lot of your side dopamine from eating because it's like, obviously the shows
and meeting people is so much dopamine.
But like, other than that, it's like I'm in Springfield, Missouri and it's 10 p.m.
And there's nothing to do other than go to a Waffle House and that shit up.
You love a Waffle House in Buc-ee's.
So much.
Oh my God.
So the eating was just out of control.
What is a Waffle House?
What is so special about it?
Why does everyone love it?
The waffle.
The waffle is the best waffle.
They're the house.
You feel me?
The waffle is the best waffle money can buy.
How?
How is it so good?
But I will say Orozco's waffle is the exact same as a waffle house.
It's thin, but it's cinnamony.
And it's just, waffles also feels like home.
And it's just like everyone who's working in there
is like always fighting with each other.
Oh, actually.
So it feels like home.
Yeah, you're like, I love the chaos.
Yeah, it really, it's just, oh my God.
People live for a Waffle House.
Lana Del Rey, Chelsea Lynn, you.
Yeah, we should go do that,
like work at a Waffle House like Lana Del Rey.
I would love.
I don't know how you do that though.
I don't think you just like walk in there.
How did she do that?
I think it was like for a music video or just for fun.
I don't know.
I don't know anything about her.
Do you know her?
I don't.
I feel like you would.
I feel like you would know her.
No, I absolutely do not know her.
I would love to know her.
Well, that's what the show idea is.
Like, okay, can we just work at every restaurant we love?
Yeah, that's.
Like go to Waffle House, go to KFC.
Trish.
That'd be fun.
Just eat all the food.
Trisha.
That's my dream.
That's my dream.
Okay, let's pitch it.
And with you.
W-M-E-C-A-A.
Let's go.
No, I'm kidding. I'm not even kidding. Yeah. eat all the food trisha that's my dream that's my dream okay let's and with you wmecaa let's go not
kidding i i'm not even kidding i feel like even though i'm signed to an agency i feel like it's
kind of like you know what i mean like it can skew your head to think all these things are
gonna happen but i still feel like we would have to do it ourselves and then put it on youtube and
then yeah but i think they're the ones to make it happen because i think you really need to have
that connection i've just like never had that connection you You know, it's kind of like Holly gets all,
she has all these shows
and I'm like,
that's so amazing.
I'm like,
how do you know?
She has like all these
like agents and stuff like that
so I was like,
that's what we need
when now we're there.
I know.
It's so crazy.
I'm so proud of us.
I'm so proud of us too.
I was shook
it was the same time
because I've done the 17 years
like hoping to get an agent
and I've never had that
and it's like they just came.
It's like so weird.
Literally the same
and it's like seeing
that you were doing it
at the same time
as me genuinely felt like
I was so on the right path and like it's so awesome that we can like navigate this together this is the tv
show moment you can talk about it all I want but I'm like they can help us so we're putting it out
there to the thing I think we need to yeah I'm about to get birth in a month so after a month
I'll be ready that's literally what I was just saying to Paige I was like okay we got to give
her like two months and then no no literally like two weeks and I'm good like for real I was like
filming like you're actually giving birth as a BBL one. I think it's easier recovery than a BBL for
sure. For sure. That's why I tell everyone don't do the BBL because it's like fricking insane.
And I felt like I got hit by a truck. Oh my God. Yeah. And I had a C-section too. So they like
opened the baby up. They did everything like that. And I was like, okay, I mean it's bad,
but it's like, you know, give me a week. No, I think a C-section is so slay though. Cause
your puss is just so slay. Oh, I know. I was thinking about that too. Because people always
talk about it ripping and tearing and all that stuff.
Like, I don't, like, I wanted to push.
So, power to you guys.
But, yeah, it is kind of nice because I only had to, like, bleed from, like, here, really.
Well, you bleed from everywhere, but, yeah.
Oh, my God.
Yeah, but.
Do you give birth in, like, an extra bougie hospital?
Like, I can't just imagine you.
No.
Ours was, like, not bougie.
We were, like, he was, like, in my bed because there was, like, literally nothing.
There was no couch.
I would love to. I don't know where they go and get, like, we didn't even We were like, he was like in my bed because there was like literally nothing. There was no couch. I would love to.
I don't know where they go and get like, we didn't even have like a dining room.
Like someone had to go and get like a bag of chips for me or something like that.
What?
Yeah, it's like not bougie at all.
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Wait, I feel like
we need to make
this birth experience
so bougie.
But I think it's like,
I guess it's planned now.
Yeah, like Cedars-Sinai
I think has like bougie rooms
and stuff like that.
We need that.
Yeah.
I want to cater you
like John and Vinny's
or something.
Oh my God, that would be like such a dream to have because like literally that's my
like chips afterwards and that was it well my trish yeah but i'm always like eager to get out
of there i'm always like okay let's go let's wrap it up you know what i mean really yeah like a day
is good for me i'm such a like medical paranoid person like i feel like i would need them that's
so interesting about you i know it's such a weird thing because you're also so like wild and stuff
like that and like you like you said you do like to drink and party.
It's like you think you would be like, I was scared to do drugs because I was like, I'm
going to die.
This is the time I'm going to die.
I know.
Always talk about that.
Like literally, like anytime I take medicine, like just over the counter medicine, like
an allergy medicine or something, I'm reading it over like 38 times.
Like I haven't done like.
Advil.
Like cartel backdoor shit.
Oh, right, right.
It's like make it make sense, Tana.
Yeah.
Like if someone gives me an Advil liquid gel, I will ask them 38 times.
Like are you sure this isn't Advil PM?
Are you sure this isn't that?
But then it's like.
That's what I say too, yeah.
Like if I found a Perk 30 on the ground three years ago in LA, I probably would have taken it.
It's like make it make sense.
Interesting.
And you never were paranoid?
I don't know.
Sometimes.
I think at that time my idea, like my need to be numb superseded my paranoia.
Oh, interesting.
Yeah.
So you're like, I don't care.
Yeah.
When you're just hurting, you're like, anything to cover it up.
Yeah, for sure.
So you're back on tour.
Okay.
Waffle House is like a hot spot for you.
Bucky's is a hot spot for you.
I love that beaver.
Okay.
Why so much drama?
First of all, okay.
God, there's so many questions I have about your tour.
First of all, how come nothing's been leaked?
Like, no stories, nothing.
Like, we can't find one thing.
Not even from Brooke when she brought all those girls.
I'm like, how come there's nothing?
Dude, we do a whole, like, monologue at the show where we ask everyone to keep our secrets.
And because, I mean, the first time, we were really, really exposing people.
Then this time we had an A show and a B show.
We wrote two different shows so that we could kind of alternate so that it was like, because
I never want to go out there and feel like I'm just reading off a script and I'm tired
of it.
So it's like it was nice to alternate and whatever.
And it's also nice that it is just kind of marketed as come listen to the podcast.
So we do have the freedom to kind of talk about whatever we want.
But our A show at the end, we like, we were really exposing a couple of people. And so it was like,
we did, we did the whole monologue and the people are so sweet for that. I don't know.
It's kind of crazy, right? It has to be like a hater in there somewhere from Reddit.
There's gotta be like someone felt like, how is there no one filming this? I've seen a little
bit. Like it does like a little bit, it doesn't pick up traction which is so good.
Like even Brooke was
exposing Matt Rife
months before she did on the cancelled
podcast at our shows. And never got out?
And they all like kept the secret. I was calling
him handsome Squidward on stage in like North Carolina
like six months before the
podcast came out. Wow. So people knew.
Yeah. You were exposing. We can
censor it. But who were you exposed on this one? And promise you censor your mouth i we we should definitely censor it
because censor it for sure well brooke had this whole story about going on a date with um
bleep that yeah yeah of course and we can also cut it i just want to know no no no no okay but
he just ended up being like a crazy guy a crazy like awful like talking shit about me to her wait like this you know yeah
and it was like so strange and it it was a part of this big long monologue she had about kind of
having bad luck and like it was with guys so we were exposing him we also brooke and i catfished
someone um together a celebrity like someone known kind ofep it. Okay bleep it bleep it.
Oh. Bleep bleep that
bleep that please. Yeah yeah yeah.
But we went. That's so good.
We went in on that. I mean obviously she had
the girls come from the Matt
group chat. Was that good? I wanted to see
what you guys talked about. Did you guys film it like
a pro shot? No I think we
eventually might like.
You didn't have someone filming at all? Oh we did did. We did. We had J-Rod.
We're kind of working on a tour documentary, kind of. And it's good
so far. It's really good. Oh my God, I want to see it. I'll show you.
Okay, yeah. A little trailer or something. You were doing party. Yes, not kidding.
Oh, that's so exciting. So that was fun. We also, we had a lot, a lot of
crazy fan experiences. Yes. So fan experiences yes so that saw the
air tag the person on stage uh-huh the person on stage oh my god trisha i thought of you because
i was like i know you would have been the same as me like horrified the minute i saw you both
i'm like i'm tana why is brooke staying on that stage i was like i would run absolutely i had
such fighter you flight you're like i'm going by yes and the people were posting the psychology
about how she's kind of like freeze and I'm kind of like flight.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. But you had the
right reaction. That's what you need to do.
I think Brooke also thought, later she was like,
I thought it was someone from the venue bringing us water
but I was like, I don't even care if it was
someone from the venue bringing us water.
That was scary. And then we found out that the girl
wasn't even drunk. She was having like a
manic break.
According to the people in her life
which scared me way more you know she did not hear from her lawyers or anything involved with any of
that no i think we just we learned a lot on this tour for upping all security protocols and i
thought we already had really high ones clearly not um oh security even theo vaughn had like his
security someone was like interrupting him and he like had a tap security guard he's like and he's
kind of he was kind of rude about him people's called him on the comments where he's like, do your job.
Like get this person out of here.
You know what I mean?
So I think security sometimes can be, you know,
lax because they think nothing's going to happen or something like that.
We had a security playing call of duty on like an iPad in new Orleans.
After this girl brought, she brought a big can of bear spray,
bear mace in her pants.
Wait, what?
Did he do anything?
Um, they, another security got her out,
but then we were leaving and
we saw the freaking security like just playing call of duty and i was like oh slay what was the
bear maze for i don't know and then everyone was trying to be like what if that was self-defense
tana and i was like i'm not a bear and it's just like who said that i'm not a bear like me i was
like everyone thought it was self-defense like what if it's self-defense against yeah or self-defense
in general.
Like, New Orleans is crazy.
But, like, just, I don't know.
I fucking hate New Orleans.
It's hard because I fucking love touring.
Me too, yeah.
But I do live in a lot of fear while I'm touring.
And I think everyone knows that.
Like, people just are scary.
Did you bring your own security or just the venue security?
Just the venue security.
But we would have them, like, outsourced way more.
Yeah.
Like, from a local security company and shit.
So we were pretty safe and pretty secure.
But I don't know.
I might bring my own security still just for more peace of mind and shit.
I mean, chances of it happening is slight.
But the bear maze thing is weird.
I wonder why.
You never contacted her to see?
Why did you bring that?
No.
No.
No idea.
Girl, what?
Or have someone contact?
Why did you bring that?
Get her back to the forest or something.
I just didn't want anything to do with it.
She has paranoia of bears, maybe.
Yeah, I don't know.
What was the one you guys canceled for?
There was one you canceled because of security reasons.
Yeah, I just, if there are things that are happening
that make us feel extremely unsafe,
I was actually really mad at the routing.
Like, my team for even, like, had they run it by me i would have said no
to doing the show in that venue a hundred times over you knew about this venue ahead of time like
yeah had i known and now it's like now i'm asking all these questions and i that will never happen
again but we are moving the show and we'll have a show in virginia eventually okay that's where it
was yeah are you how long are you on break? We're on break for like another two weeks.
Okay.
And I'm going to go to Coachella.
Gotta talk about that for sure.
Okay, did you guys come back for Coachella?
Is that why you took the break?
My managers just automatically put me like off for it because they assumed I would like really want to do it.
I don't really care anymore.
Like I was down to skip it, but then it was off.
And then I ended up doing like a brand deal out there.
And I'm just going to go.
Oh, love that.
But if this was my last Coachella, I am not mad at it.
Wait, really?
I thought you were such a Coachella girl.
What would you have rather missed, Coachella or the Tarte brand trip to Bora Bora?
Oh, my God.
I'm going to Bora Bora every single time.
Are you kidding me?
I remember you on tour just being like, we're in Missouri and everyone's at Bora Bora.
If you ever want to go to Bora Bora, I'm your girl.
Just know that.
Would you live for it?
I went one time. I've never been. I went with the wrong person. But I think if you go with like the right Bora Bora, I'm your girl. Just know that. Would you live for it? I went one time.
I've never been.
I went with the wrong person.
But I think if you go with the right group.
The girls were great.
Like O'Malley and stuff.
I'd be like, oh, that'd be so much fun.
Yeah.
Everyone was there.
Everybody was there.
Yeah, I would love.
It's just my dream travel destination.
I want to be in that little hut so bad.
Yeah, they're so cute, actually.
The huts are so punty.
I think someone got eaten by a shark there, though.
Really?
Recently, yeah.
Like swallowed. Like a pill? Yeah. That's crazy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. yeah i think someone got eaten by a shark there though really like recently yeah like swallowed
like a pill yeah that's crazy yeah yeah well i think they got maybe bit first and then they
kind of drowned and then the shark got them or something i think i don't know anyways but i'm
still down to go that does the sharks do i've never been afraid of them until recently with
how much mokoa surfs i'm always just like aren't you scared oh and i hear all the like surfing lore
like when i'm out there like all my friends who are surfers and their parents what's the lore just like sharks are so real they're so
real i'm like remember that girl i got her arm bent off she was bethany hamilton oh how do you
know all these names wow you're so smart you're like in your smart girl era like how do you
remember all these things i don't think knowing bethany hamilton makes me smart i mean her name
i'm like how did you know her name i don. She, I get like really hyper fixated on people that things happen to.
Oh, right.
Like Helen Keller.
What?
Oh my God.
I know everything about Helen Keller.
Like Bethany.
I don't know why Bethany Hamilton and Helen Keller are like the same to me.
Helen Keller was blind and deaf.
Yeah.
And what do you know about her?
Trisha.
Besides that.
Everything.
Do you know that she flew a plane?
How?
I don't know.
I mean, not to be whatever, but that can't be real.
I mean, a lot of people believe that
Helen Keller was never real and she was, you know,
lying for clout. Did you see the movie?
There's a Helen Keller movie. Yeah,
we had to watch it as a kid and, like, the person would go, like,
yeah, it was, like,
Annie or something was her name, that one that helped Helen Keller.
Oh, yeah, she slayed. She slayed. She taught her
water. Yeah, yeah, and she would, like, smack
her and stuff. It was, like, crazy. She would smack her? I can't believe you her water. Yeah. Yeah. And she would, like, smack her and stuff. It was, like, crazy.
She would smack her?
I can't believe you haven't seen it.
We had to, like, watch it every year in school.
Was it, like, one smack for yes, two smacks for no or something?
Like, she would, like, smack her face and then smack, smack again.
It was crazy.
I was, like, I didn't get it.
But anyways.
Do you think she's real?
Is it a real person?
Yes.
100%?
100%.
100%.
I've just done so much Helen Keller research.
I'm serious.
But, like.
She had a boyfriend at one point, point like towards the end of her life
well that makes sense I guess I mean I feel like yeah
yeah but like I love that for her
that's actually the best person to date someone who can't
see or hear you right
honestly like just to feel you like you could fall in love
with like anybody oh my god I know that's actually
so true anyways so awesome people
fall in love with us seeing and hearing
us that's so sick well you look
amazing you actually
look like you're literally in hot pants uh peter's like what are you wearing and i'm like literally
just showed sweats because you're always in your sweat mode you're like in tank tops and sweats
and i was like that's good and then today you come in like little hot shorts you look like
they're like up my asshole right now like they're a little too much and these boots that you and
brick wear on tour i love this matching is this free people um no these are steve madden i think
but they're so comfy oh i would love them i just know my calf would not fit in there because yours like is right there girl girl the jib actually
wide cap didn't fit i don't think those are gonna fit just they're like so wrong for that and weird
well i think those boots wouldn't fit i love them though you look so so cute i don't know your whole
vibe okay so back on tour was there any other like do you guys have any because you know you
and brooke had drama before on tour yeah jorts gate like is there any j, like, do you guys have any, cause you know, you and Brooke had drama before on tour. Yeah. Jorts gate. Yeah.
Like, is there any jorts gate that happened this.
Dude, we both finally admitted to each other that we were like being horrified.
Like we thought we were both and we both didn't like, we joked about it to each other, but
like we didn't really heavily like verbalize the fact that we were both convinced that
we would come back like.
Hating each other.
Fighting because we really did the first time. And I think that think that we we we ended up making up and being fine so it was
kind of just like a sweep under the rug thing but like we really did butt heads a lot on that first
run yeah and it's all on video and eventually we're gonna like put it out there and stuff but
like we were you know this one i think i was just i was scared and we went out there and I Trisha I kid you not I love her more than I ever have like we got along so so well and it's like and we realized that every reason we
didn't get along was because we just we really didn't have the right team around us and it was
a lot of people like putting their jobs on to us and like going to Brooke and like being like you
need to get Tanner to do this this and that's going to me and you need to get Brooke to do this and you need to and it was
just we couldn't focus
on what we needed to
like which was do the show be best
friends like you know what I mean it was putting
it was making us both so
anxious and you know what I
mean like making our worst sides
come out to the forefront it was
like this tour was the complete opposite we
had an all girlsgirls team.
They were all so amazing.
Makes a difference.
They were so amazing.
And it was like, it just let our friendship shine more than ever.
It was getting to the point where, like, we'd have a day off, and we'd be in our hotels,
and we'd call each other, like, I miss you so much. Like, what are you doing?
Like, let's go hang out.
Like, I'm obsessed with her.
And I've always loved Brooke so much.
But, like, we're closer than ever.
That's amazing to not even need a break or anything
like that while you're on tour. I know. Like we both can't
wait to go back out on the road. Like literally she came
over to podcast yesterday and we were like
so excited. And you guys have been going
crazy with the podcast since you've been back. Yeah.
How many of you filmed with those? Three.
Three. And you're doing like three on Saturday.
Yeah. Or like two or whatever.
Because I remember I was given time. I was like wow look at you with like time plots yeah that's like amazing where we just
early one i was like i'm coming as early as possible um we should go to malibu after that
i was saying because on your the way to your house i kept saying oh yeah that's true we should do
something cute well aren't i going to you i mean we can we can go i guess you're going to me so
maybe we do something over there but we should all do something yeah i mean so now no you had
jelly roll and bunny which is like crazy like how are you getting these guys are you just dming them
you're just like hey you want to come on bunny and i have just been friends for like a while and
vegas girls yeah i thought um jelly just knew nothing about me like but apparently he's like
i put i posted his song a long time ago my ex put me onto his music and i just was listening to it
loved it posted it and apparently he's like known about me since then which I didn't know at all why I love him oh he's amazing he's like
like if I could write up my favorite type of human it would be jelly like I just I and he was like
I just hate meeting people I like really idolize and like love like that because it's like you get
let down a lot of the time and he him and bunny it was just like it was such a good episode and it was amazing and he was just so sweet and into it and into the canceled lore and he was just
he would say little things like i'm in my blank era and i'd be like this and giving us tea and i
was like yeah he doesn't do a lot of podcasts so that's why i was like shuck i was like wow
i was gagged but it's so funny because it still is the same shit like jelly roll is down but then
i'll hit up another like big, big person, and they are
like, no, absolutely not.
So are you booking them yourself?
You're, like, hitting them up yourself?
Mm-hmm.
Wow.
Because I also, I feel like people don't love when we have guests on anyways.
It's hit or miss, I think, with you guys.
Because sometimes you have really good guests, and you're like, lately, though, you guys
have been slaying.
Actually, I looked the other day.
I never look at people's numbers, but I was, like, looking, and I'm like, oh, my God, like,
everyone, like, 1.11 1.2 like everybody you have
it's amazing it's really crazy it's i think they're just like you guys and if there's someone
on like okay we'll watch it too yeah that's but i think it kind of created less pressure for me to
like feel like i need to get someone to book my guests or i need guests because it's like if
people don't want to then they don't want to that's how i'm feeling i'm like running out of
people because i reach out to everyone too and i'm kind of like running out and i'm just like
well maybe we just do like hot topics
twice a week or whatever. And if I get a guest, I get a guest. You know what I mean? Because I
really am like reaching out to people. I have no idea who I am. I'm like, do you want to come?
It's called Just Trish for a reason. Like I, I, that you are the goat. But I love guests though
too. Like I love like meeting people, you know, like, like someone like Jelly Roll or Bunny or
something. It's like so cool to like interview them. Absolutely. I'm excited to watch your Alexa
episode and like see. Oh yeah, it came out today. to like interview them absolutely yeah i'm excited to watch your alexa episode and like oh yeah i came on today that was a good one
yeah i'm gonna listen to it in the car it is always like surreal to me to like to see like
mainstream people who was like on zoe 101 you know i'm just like that was like my dream job
and then hearing all these horror stories it's like holly all that stuff too it's like you know
my dreams are like oh these are like really dark actually well you you possess something that
is like when i sit here like i i could tell you even lauren gray
like it felt like she came on and she felt comfortable enough with you to really like
say some shit that she would never say anywhere else and like like even just like whenever i see
tiktoks about like people going through shit like the top comment is always like they like
go on just trish like and that's i don't think cancel possesses that at all like you know what
i mean well it's such a different vibe but that's like that's the cool't think cancel possesses that at all like you know what I mean well it's
such a different vibe but that's like that's the cool thing is people just feel so comfortable
with you to like say their shit it is nice actually like we were just talking about the
other day I was like I want to be like Wendy and now I feel like Oprah but I love it the fact that
wants to open up it is amazing it feels nice I think you're everything everything good from
Wendy that you wanted to be is you are you know what I mean well I don, I don't think I possess any of Wendy's features. She was so real
and so, like, blunt. I could never be that way. I'm just, like, nice
to everyone. Dude, have you watched her show?
The documentary? I haven't watched it yet. That's so sad.
Is it? It's really sad. Like, there's
a lot of people taking advantage of her. Like, her bank
put her in a conservatorship. Like, Wells Fargo put her in a conservatorship.
Did you imagine? Did you do that? I don't know.
What did they do? Like, see you swiping for
some crazy shit? Literally. They're like, she was spending erratically.
I was like, what?
Like, I'll be in a conservatorship.
No, it's wild.
Like her story is like so sad.
Her bank put her under, that's a thing.
Because I probably don't think conservatorship should be a thing at all.
Like even if someone needs them, I think that like the bad outweighs the good.
I agree.
Just let them spiral or something. But the conservators like really, they take the most advantage.
Whether it's Brittany's dad or. And it's almost like amanda was under was she was yeah with her parents i think it was her parents i she was under a conservatorship because we were
wondering like really like the light came out of her you know what i mean she had so much light
even as an adult so it's like what happens and maybe something with that conservatorship dude i
want i want to know so bad i just i love amanda vine so much and it's like i love her and i just like i i hope she's okay like i really
fucking do and it's like i like i wanted to see her go down the podcast journey when she did but
at the same time it's like if she's not in the mental space for that you were supposed to go on
it last time you were here what happened they just postponed it yeah she she just didn't want
a podcast like a week after she asked me to go on her podcast, she was like.
Did she ask you personally?
Like DM?
She DM'd me on Instagram.
Yeah.
So Instagram's her real.
TikTok is not real of Amanda Bynes.
What do you mean?
Like, is there like a fake TikTok?
Because there's like an Amanda Bynes I follow and she follows me.
No.
Oh, is that really her on TikTok?
I think that's really her.
Oh, I didn't know.
I didn't know which one was real.
Oh, okay.
I think if she was ever to go on anything and talk to anyone, it would be
you, but I just wonder if she's in the headspace to. I would just like to talk to her in general.
You know what I mean? Because I do love her, but as like a fan and I feel like that might be like weird for her because I am such a fan.
It's like Britney too. It's like, I don't know if I could like talk to them because I'm like such a fan, but I would love to
just like ask the questions because she was so great. And then watching the quiet on set, I was like, God, she was so funny
and so good. And I don't know. I'm just sad. And just that it hit girl.
Like, she was just.
She was.
And unproblematic.
Like, she never had, when she was, like, making those movies, she wasn't like Lindsay Lohan,
where she was, like, out at clubs every night.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
It's really weird how it just turned so quickly.
I know.
I don't know.
It makes me, like, sad.
And, like, that's, again, not to go back to Jojo Siwa, but it's like, at least she's,
like, not on drugs.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, for sure.
Like, she's, like, seems to be mentally okay.
Yeah. Just living her life. I agree. Yeah. I like to see that more. I know what I mean? Yeah, for sure. At least she's like seems to be mentally okay. Yeah.
Just living her life.
I agree.
Yeah.
I like to see that more.
I'm like, well, that's a better alternative.
So you and Brooke are good.
You guys are better than ever.
We are.
We really fucking are.
I'm not kidding.
I just, I love her and I like admire her so much.
And like, it is so nice like to not have to do this alone.
Like to have someone like with you, it just made it so much more like.
Exciting.
Yeah.
So who was all on the tour bus?
It was you, Brooke.
Makoa came for the whole thing.
The whole thing.
Which is so sweet.
Like I was kind of making him like off from work and shit.
And I feel a little bad.
But I.
Oh my God.
It was so nice.
Like it was just like so much fun to have him there and like eat snacks.
And we're both such little iPad kids. Like we got, we had a farm on farmville together what is farmville farmville is
like this app where you have a farm and you like water your crops you water your crops and like
feed your chickens and like virtual crops why why are you doing it i don't it just it was so fun i
don't know we had a farm together so we were slaying that. And just for fun?
Yes.
Everything.
I'm such an iPad kid.
Through and through.
Interesting.
I can play games on my phone for hours and hours.
Oh my God, that's so cute.
And it's probably like an added security.
Having like a guy.
I know it's like so misogynistic, but to have a guy, you just feel a little more secure.
Yeah, 100%.
I felt like way safer and just nice.
Like so, so nice.
He was just giving me like foot massages every day and shit.
I'm like, oh my God, I love you. Oh my God. god so every day just like you're more in love now than you were when you
first met yes and that was it was the same thing honestly just being on a tour bus with anyone i
was like dude like if he's gonna come for this whole thing that could go one way or another yeah
and it like really like it went the good way too like things are just good page came for the whole
thing she was held at gunpoint though by me i didn't think she was gonna come for all of it
like she wasn't gonna come for all of it yeah Like she wasn't going to come for all of it.
Yeah.
Um,
she wasn't.
And then I just,
um,
kept trying to bribe her and eventually she came.
I couldn't imagine you without having Paige.
And Paige is just funny as fuck.
So it was like,
she,
she was so much like comedic relief,
which was great.
Um,
and then we had friends pop in and out too,
which was nice.
Like,
Oh,
so it was a pretty small group.
Yeah.
And then we had our tour manager and like our merch girl and um another assistant on the road with us okay so it was them
and they all were just like amazing too so that was good oh my god so no drama behind the scenes
dude not at all like knock on wood dude like i'm just hoping this next run is the same way because
it's amazing but that's like your good vibes sometimes like don't even like doubt it or be like oh man it's all gonna go away because i feel like
the good vibes that's how i feel i feel like the good vibes just keep coming you know what i mean
like i don't see anything negative i'm like wow everyone loves me now maybe there is people who
hate me but i'm like wow everybody loves me it's amazing you know i have most moderate comments too
so i'm always like wow everyone is like so nice oh my god wait i love that do you moderate yours
you never moderate no i moderate everything he does everything no i i made a tiktok the other day about a guy and all the comments were about him and i was like
oh he's not gonna want that so i put his name in my comments for the first time in so long i
moderated it oh oh yeah because they were like guessing who you were talking about or something
like that i don't even want them to guess that's good and yeah i think like blocking whatever i
just don't see anything bad and i feel like that it's we're just in such a good era both you and I oh yeah so nice you can't like doubt I feel like once you start thinking
like it's all gonna mess up or go back because I used to always think that way and then like it
would go bad but I'm like no everything is good perfect timing good I know I'm almost happy that
I had like that little Jojo blip of drama because it's like we needed something today I know I was
like relieved it was so it was so not anything big and even when she exposed and i exposed but like said the text messages she's like i wrote lol and she wrote ha
ha ha i was like okay well that seems pleasant enough yeah but like i don't know i love a little
bit of something you know a little bit of drama i know sometimes i feel like that too i'm like
oh god i need a little fun a little spice yeah just give me something to talk about seriously
yeah but um no there's no hot topic so did you see gypsy rose left her husband and immediately
went and got matching tattoos with her ex?
Yeah, and she told him about him, too.
There was an interview, and she's like, yeah, he's hitting up my parents, but he knows, Ryan knows, and he's secure.
And I was like, but now what?
Yeah, it's crazy.
I still want her on the podcast.
I know she's kind of not the it girl anymore, but I still want her on the podcast.
We were just saying how she gets these men to do all these crazy things for her.
Like, oh, my gosh.
Right.
Like, from the beginning with the guy in prison to, ryan i've never thought about that i wonder if she's
like low-key manipulating them or if it's just like the power of the puss yeah or like yeah and
like the damsel in distress lore oh for sure men love that shit yeah you know what i mean or maybe
they're just all like a little off you know what i mean because i feel like then i don't know i've
had some people that were a little off that would probably done some crazy stuff for me but i was always like but but
maybe not maybe they're totally fine and well and hopefully that's the case nick vile had around
i don't know the matching tattoos what did they get i didn't see it what did they get
husky they got a husky dog tattoos matching husky tattoos do they even have a husky has she ever
even like seen a husky why did they do that it was like symbolic of their relationship of a husky? Has she ever even like seen a husky? Why did they do that? It was like symbolic of their relationship or something.
Of a husky?
Yeah.
Wow.
That's wild.
It's so funny that this is our job.
Like, oh, they had a husky tattoo.
Like, we get paid to do this shit.
It's the best.
It's honestly the best.
Like, sometimes I'm just content doing this in my basement.
I love it.
I know.
And having Oscar just know everything.
I'm like, why did that happen?
I need an Oscar.
It's so funny because like my Oscar and Aaron are just like the straightest guys ever.
I've been saying, do you know anyone like you?
No.
We don't have a lot of friends.
Yeah.
But I love that.
Chronically online is my favorite thing.
Literally.
Chronically online gay.
Yeah.
I need.
Canceled needs a chronically online my second choice was
if oscar was to say no i always say this was daniel preda i didn't ask him but i thought
about him because he's like i don't know maybe you know about me like culture he seems to know
everything but he's a lot more i don't know oscar's pretty sassy i was gonna say he's a lot
more sassier but i don't know maybe you're more sassy than danielle because you can get pretty
sassy in a good way in the bathroom are you ever free never i'm such an employee
that's one thing about me but he's literally i don't even get him he's full-time entertainment
tonight like even here i'm always like can you come and do more and he's like i have a full-time
job but maybe i don't know i shouldn't speak for you you're good he loves you i need to find a
chronically online gay i'm so for real yeah and i feel like your schedule is like different and
stuff like oscar was just he worked worked with Joey when I met him.
It was like Joey meet entertainment tonight. He literally does
juggle people so I'm speaking for you.
Yeah. No. But I don't need to poach
your Oscar. No. I'm fine. Poach. Poach because
he is so good. Everyone says that. I do need him full
time but you know. No.
Even today Jeff was like I'm
going to do an episode at Coachella and I was like well if you're going to do
that I'm going to do it too. And he's like are you fucking kidding
me Tana? Like I gave you my employees already and now you're going to make them, I'm going to do it too. And he's like, are you fucking kidding me, Tana? I gave you my employees already.
Now you're going to make them do the same.
Oh, you have Jeff's people.
Oscar was his.
Yeah.
But does he work for Jeff still?
Yeah.
OK.
So at least it balances and stuff like that.
It does balance.
It does balance.
But yeah.
No, Oscar's booked and busy.
But maybe not.
I always think maybe he'll free some time.
Because hot topics.
You just slay all that.
Like the research and shit, right?
He slays.
Journalism, yeah. Journalism. Yeah journalism yeah we're gonna do a reaction video we reacted him to
interviewing the vlog squad and we're gonna do the next one of him all the times he's interviewed you
he has like a whole what have you
he was at your wedding girl he got the exclusive i really don't like remember i was really thinking
about this the other day like i only remember like five flashes of that like why the f**k did we do that it's just so what did we talk about what did you ask me
it was like your plans about your honeymoon I want to see this interview so bad I was on your
your tv show as well you were yeah what you what wait when dude the way i don't remember this time of my life is so concerned it's funny
because even with the book i have to like write about that obviously he'll remind you of everything
you've done what did we do on the tv show i hosted your vidcon panel
and like wrote a song he made a poem or a song we'll send you the compilation because i was like
i was watching him interview like David and Scott.
He's like, I'm like, what, what, what was this?
It was so random.
He's like, I have a whole one of Tana I'm doing.
I'm like, I need to see this.
Dude, lately I've been really like, I would love to get Jake on like the canceled podcast
or something.
Would he do it?
Are you guys like on talking terms?
I think, yeah, I think we're cool.
I don't know if he would do it, but I just like, so funny.
Like, I really just want to know his like perspective as much like on that time as me lately like i have just been thinking about that like
what was he thinking i guess he's just like i feel like you would i don't know i don't know how close
you guys are now but he seems kind of like mysterious might just be the fucking weirdest
shit that i ever do and then immediately i'm like why would i do that so i don't know he seems like
i don't i don't know him at all but he seems like he's in like a mature space where he's just kind
of like doing his boxing thing and not being like drama or chaos or anything like he was during team 10 days yeah i can't
believe he's about to fight mike tyson i think that's so crazy what do you think about that i
think it's like sick so fucking cool so iconic like i can't wait to watch it like i love boxing
though oh you do i never watch boxing i just i don't know much about it but i'm like isn't he
like he's old right like he's 60 yeah so, is that like a fair fight? That's like you fighting like Dolly Parton or something. You know what I mean? It's kind of wild.
I can't believe I ever, like, I came so close to doing boxing just for the like
clout and entertainment. Like I was going to do it.
Are you a fighter? That's what we were asking one episode. I'm like,
are you like someone who can fight?
I genuinely think if given the opportunity, which I don't want, okay. I'm just saying.
You don't want to box.
Yeah, no. But I think that I could
like, I could scrap. But the issue with me
is like the nose and the teeth and
the f***ing all of that. But you don't mind having
a missing tooth. I guess that's true.
Yeah, you don't want to be down. I really don't, but I don't.
And then just, what if I got my ass beat?
Well, you can't hit in the face, or can you? I don't know. I don't know about
boxing. You can hit in the face. Yeah, you can hit in the face. Oh, s***.
Who'd you fight? I don't know.
Corinna wanted to fight me
and like i don't even actually yeah she just tweeted that she thought i was like so annoying
or something and i was like news to me when was this a while ago yeah this was a while ago kind
of wild i i don't know oh we did talk about that a while ago. Kind of wild. I don't know.
Oh, we did talk about that maybe.
And I was like, who would win?
I don't know.
Cause I'm like, you seem like you're really like tough and like from the streets, but
I'm like, I don't know.
She, when he ran, I was like, I would probably run too.
You know what I mean?
Like I don't need confrontation.
Yeah.
I don't, I really actually don't know.
I don't want to fight anybody.
Like the idea of someone like coming and punching me and if they add like this scares me.
So I would go down instantly.
If someone ever tried to hurt you, I would actually catch a murder charge. Of I would Trish oh my god I really would really yes I don't know if
I would for you it's so funny too because even when I'm with you like when we were at the Madonna
Inn and like fans come up like I I almost like leave my tan on body and I'm like what do you
want from her what do you want from Trish you're so nice to every single person like we could be
in the middle of dinner and you're like so so I'm like scared of everyone that comes up I'm very standoffish I'm very much so I get like protective
over you but then you're like sit down you want to have you want to eat something with us and I'm
like it's nice but I'm like we don't know what if they're gonna you know do something to us so true
it is so true you're overwhelmingly like welcoming and like I mean it's good it's a good I think I
also just feel like uh almost like a pressure to be that way.
Like, I'm definitely authentically me when I meet anyone.
But I think that in my head, I'm just like, they're going to remember this.
And if they really are saying that I raised them and the things that they say, like, and
they're going to remember this interaction forever.
Like, I almost want to give like too much of me just so that they remember it.
You know what I mean?
Because it's like.
So they have a good experience.
Yeah.
I just get like a little, I always tell people, if I'm staying off issues, because like I'm
usually, especially when I don't have Mo's, I'm very much like, what do they want?
What are they going to do to me?
Like I bury that person, but you're very.
I need to be more like that.
Well, you have a security guard with you all the time.
Like that driver.
That's what I was going to say.
That's the like nice part about having security is that I can be nice and not feel scared.
Yeah.
He felt amazing.
Like I remember he like drove me, like we literally were like two feet away from each other, but he like drove me to my little hotel because I was on the I remember he, like, drove me. Like, we literally were, like, two feet away from each other.
But he, like, drove me to my little hotel.
Because I was on the end.
And I was, like, kind of scared.
And he, like, waited.
And I was like, oh, that's so nice.
I should get his.
I should poach him.
Because he was like, oh, if you ever need a driver, if you ever need a security.
He's the best.
He really is.
He's the best.
He's silly, though.
He's such a character.
It's crazy.
He loves you.
I just went to Vegas without him, though.
And I was like, oh, my God.
I shouldn't have Amari.
And I were, like, gambling at the table.
And this old-ass man came up to us. And he was like, oh my God, I shouldn't have Amari. And I were like gambling at the table and this old ass man came up to us and he, and
he was like, are you Amari?
You're Tana.
And like asking us all these questions.
And I was like, I got so scared.
I ended up hiding under the table, like under the roulette table for like five minutes in
Vegas because I was so scared.
Well, you had an experience with an old man, the guy that FaceTimed you guys and threatened
you, right?
Oh, that was, um, a friend of mine's experience that I.
Oh, you weren't on the
facetime yeah no no i was on the facetime but that was like my friend had a sugar daddy who was like
but maybe that was him he found you guys in vegas no definitely different guys different guy different
guy but i was scared as it was so scary because he was just so out of my like demographic but then
we found him and i think that he was like a fan of amari's only fans or something oh okay that's
cute how did you find that out because we he tagged us in an instagram story and we were like
doing our research because he scared the f**k out of us and in vegas scares me so much because i
just feel like i have so many loose ends there that it's like i can't even after me yeah like
i can't even just i don't think of it anywhere else like when i'm in vegas and i meet people
and they're weird it's like were you like my third grade teacher? Are you my dad?
I don't even know anymore. Would you recognize your dad?
I don't know if I would.
Really?
Is that kind of nutty?
Yeah.
I mean, but that makes sense.
But that's good.
Again, that's good.
It's kind of like a block.
Like you just want to like block it out.
Yeah.
It's yeah.
I mean, I've just been on lately.
I've been on like raised by narcissists, TikTok and seeing so much stuff about people's parents
and how crazy they were.
And I relate so much to like how,
so I stand by the no contact of it all forever for sure.
Yeah, that's so smart.
Have you added to that narcissistic TikTok?
Like, oh yeah, I was the same.
Like I was, you stitch things.
I really could.
Yeah.
I could stitch and go crazy.
You're a stitch queen.
You stitch everything.
I really do.
I love stitching.
Stitching is the best fucking feature of TikTok ever
because there's always someone.
You don't get paid for it though.
What? Yeah. What people do now is screen grab. so you don't have to do the stitch Yeah, you know what I love about you is every time I come over
She will let me know like how like how to make more money on TikTok and I listen like a motherfucker
I'm so I'm like so I know I know but you're smart
I was thinking this the other day, but like i nerd out over like algorithm shit and
like monetizing shit so like i could talk about it for days oh yeah we like monitor all this stuff
like he's really good at it too like with our podcast like just like knowing okay this one gets
the cpm and if you talk about this or if you don't talk about this or like this in the thumbnail like
it's really amazing i get into it too i just like yeah i just love making money like anyway even if
it's like little like a couple thousand on tiktok like it's like fun i think the hustler will like
always be in us you know what i mean because had we not done this like who knows what we would have been
hustling for money and oh yeah you know what i mean so my butthole or something yeah for sure
all of it my butthole has been like literally crazy lately because it's like the pressure of
the baby i think it's like yeah it feels like you're about to poop i think i'm like having
contractions all the time i keep telling moza i mean she can come early i feel like you never
talk about your butthole so i get so excited i talk about all the time mo I'm like my butthole hurts it hurts so bad like it's crazy it's like
so much pressure the baby's like on it it's crazy and I feel like when you're like going to labor
it feels like you're gonna the baby's gonna come out of your butt that's what it feels like for
real and they won't let you go to the bathroom I'm like I have to poop I have to poop and they're
like no you don't like just stay there and I'd always have to go to get like relief just to like
because you don't have to poop but it feels like that and the baby feels like it's coming at your butthole. Oh my God. I can never
be pregnant. I don't know how you do it. I don't know how you love it. I don't know how you do it.
Like that would send me into orbit. That would send me into orbit. I'm not even kidding. It is
crazy. Yeah. This one's a lot harder. I will say the first one I was like, yes, love it. This one,
I'm like, Oh, this is hard. Harder how? Um, on my butthole and everything, like just everything
hurts my ribs. I go to the doctor and everything. Like, just everything hurts. My ribs.
I go to the doctor and I'm like, I can't feel my ribs.
I can't breathe.
Like, it's just a whole thing.
But, you know.
It's okay.
Yeah.
That is, it's crazy.
It's so awesome.
It's the most beautiful thing ever.
But, like, it's just so wild.
Yeah.
No, it's cool to, like, bring in, like, a human.
But, you know, it's a whole other thing.
But Vegas, no.
Vegas is definitely wild.
We always stay at Harrah's and I always feel a little bit.
Really? Yeah.
People, like, well, that's where Donny Osmond is.
So we stay there.
But people have been breaking into rooms at like Rio while people are in the room sleeping,
they come in the door.
So you have to like do a door jam at the things to make sure like they don't get in.
Cause like it's like employees allegedly that like have keys.
And then like Rio is just like, we don't have cameras.
I don't know what to tell you.
So like people are just getting shit stolen from them.
It's all over TikTok.
No, I'm going to go down the rabbit hole hole i have such a hotel room fear too everything like whenever i'm in a
hotel room and i'd have to like put a chair in front of the door and like yeah you have to do
that for sure i know holly was just on like two weeks ago and we're talking about going to x
caliber it's like a haunted place there and then she was like we all have to go and see the aliens
along the way or the luxor i would love to see the aliens along the way the luxor is so haunted
i had a crazy experience at the luxor once where i was like it's so funny too because this experience
like a lot of other people have had it and it's like all over online but i thought it was just me
what only happened to me i i never go to the luxor now i literally say i think it is the creepiest
oh no most like just the feeling that you get inside of the Luxor is unlike any other hotel on
the strip.
And it's just the hotel itself is just set up very differently where it's like, have
you ever been?
Yeah.
Caretap performs there.
I love it.
I've seen the show like 20 times.
I would love to go with you to Vegas.
We need to go.
Am I just like going to see Caretap and Don Yasmin?
That's fine.
I would love that.
I'm sober now.
So that's like the same thing.
That would be so funny.
And I would love to make you play like roulette or gamble with me a little.
I've never done that, but yeah, I but gabby down i think you'd have so
much fun i would teach you and you'd love it i'm down um oh my god let's go early at like six
o'clock because i can't stay out past nine i get tired oh shit okay yeah i'm down okay anyways
you were like doing illuminati so yeah so the whole hotel looks like a triangle like a like
a pyramid on the inside like it does go up and all the rooms like overlook the casino and it's
very creepy and they're all empty and yada yada so i just really don't like it and amari likes it there because he always wins on
slots so he'll make me like go with him and it just and you can kind of like like i've had a lot
of friends who like back in the day like they wouldn't be 21 like you can get away with a lot
more there because it's not there's not as many like employees and shit like you know what i mean
um so i went there a lot when i was younger and um the actual rooms and going up into the hallways
and shit is like it's so silent like almost so silent that you feel like you're
hearing things and it's cold and it's creepy.
And I have this experience one time where I went up to a room and it's like, essentially
like I got in the elevator and I put in the floor I was supposed to go to and it didn't,
I'm getting like he be talking about it right now.
I'm not even kidding.
Like, and it didn't take me to the floor that like the hotel, like whatever floor I can
put in.
I can't speak English right now.
Like I put in like floor 14 and it took me to like a random floor that wasn't on the
like list of floors and it was just like empty and there wasn't like rooms and it was super
creepy and cold and the elevator wasn't working, like getting me back there.
And then like eventually I like got to my floor and whatever.
But like that's happened to a lot of people at the Luxor.
Where?
So it takes you to what?
Like just a random floor.
Like it's giving like, not like basement, but like kind of like, like abandoned hotel
floor.
How do you get out of it?
I just like got back in the elevator and just like hoped and waited.
Oh my God.
That's so weird.
But it was just creepy as like, I really, it's just a creepy, it feels so haunted.
And like so many people say that., like, so many people say that.
And, like, so many Vegas people say that.
And it's like, well, a lot of people died when they were building it.
Like, how?
Like, they fell off?
In the building process, I guess.
I don't know, like, what exactly happened.
But, like, yeah, a lot of people died building the Luxor.
And then they just built it on top of the bodies.
Of the dead bodies?
Yeah.
What?
How can they do that?
I don't know.
They're just like, oh, we'll just leave you here.
Yeah, like, rip.
That's crazy. Red-eyed sisters. Like, I don't know. I really don't. Oh, my God that i don't know they're just like oh we'll just leave you here yeah like that's crazy i don't know i really don't oh my god i didn't know anything about that yeah and holly loves the like haunted shit she loves hate haunted i'm kind of the same way i
don't believe in it but i also don't want to get near it i'm also like i don't get me creepy
all right like i'll never do a ouija board i don't allow anyone to do them like in my home
or anything like that like hell no because over here Because I'll be damned. This bitch over here, she thinks she's, like, a witch and shit.
And she would, like, love it.
I used to, like, play with Ouija boards by myself.
Wait, what?
Hey, Jack, that's crazy.
Does it work?
Are they real?
I've never done it.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Like, I had some weird shit happen to me, like, after.
Yeah, they caught you.
I freaked out.
Like, I just stopped.
No, I believe that.
I don't want, I don't want a Ouija in my house either.
Or any demonic shit.
I don't believe.
I just feel like I have enough of that going on.
Yeah, no, for sure.
You know, like, or, like, luck-wise or whatever.
Block it.
That I just hate.
And it's so funny because I love Holly so much and I love you so much that I would,
like, get roped into some shit like that.
But then I'd be there, like, panicking.
I would, too.
I would do it for Holly because I do love her, too.
I'm like, yes, I want to be cool, too.
Let's go to the creepy clown hotel.
But also, I would die.
I would be, like, absolutely not.
I probably would literally die. I'd be the one girl that goes missing and
yeah i'll be on holly shows she'll be actually she was my really good friend
and i was like you brought me here we really have i think we should do the the alien shit aliens i'm
down with because they feel like they feel like almost like bears to me like just like another
species oh right right right totally and i feel like i
always i told holly when she's here i was like i kind of feel like she's a little alien yeah you
know what i mean because she's kind of like weird but like in a cute way and i was like i feel but
she's also like really smart about a lot of things and i'm like kind of alien vibes like i'm into an
alien i would kick it with an alien i'd be like let's make this tiktok yeah i think they're kind
of normal we talked to someone that like really did talk to aliens and was like fully believed
in them who they were like completely normal. They were a person that's very functioning
and very normal.
Yeah.
She was like, what are they called? Pleiadians?
I keep saying this word. They're called Pleiadians.
People who talk to aliens are called Pleiadians?
No, the aliens are called Pleiadians, right?
That's politically correct. Not the politically correct
term for the aliens. I'm tired.
I'm tired.
The Pleiadians. I knew it right away. I was like, yes, they're Ple it right away I was like yes they're Pleiadians
I was like okay yeah I love that that's that's almost crazy because it feels like you're like
humanizing them a little yeah well they kind of are I mean they're just like a different like
species from a different like planet or something like that that's so true I almost feel like Jojo
Siwa is an alien I could see that for sure that makes a lot of sense and that's why she's yeah
I get it have you seen all that stuff like reptilians and like lizard people and shit oh with the flickering eyes shane dawson used to always do
like conspiracy theories oh they're reptile he thought everyone was a reptilian i'm like okay
he still does that right literally same thing right for like seven years he was talking about
tana khan on his podcast like recently it's so funny too even that like i don't remember a lot
of it and it's so funny hearing other people's, like, memories and perspectives.
He was, like, living for it, right?
Because he did a whole documentary about it.
He was, like, probably, like, living for all that.
Yeah, he was definitely.
Now I could think, I could venture to assume that he was probably living for it a little.
Oh, for sure.
Especially other people's drama and, like, all that stuff like that.
Well, I don't remember this at all because I trauma block it out.
But once he talked about it, it unlocked like one little flash of it.
And it was after TanaCon, right after TanaCon, Shane organized this dinner for like me and like the guy that I did it with, Michael Weist, and like all the people in like Giorgio Baldi, like some five-star restaurant.
And like, right, sounds so good.
Yeah.
I can't get in there.
I was like, how did he get that reservation?
I don't know if it was Giorgio Baldi, but it was like a five-star restaurant in the back room and he i think
that shane thought it was just gonna be like we talk it out like real people but i was so young
and wild at the time we just ended up screaming cussing in this shit he organized this dinner
yes to try to like make us kind of like see eye to eye more like not part of the doc yeah no wait
what happened i get to the dinner and I guess I remember one flash.
Like, I really don't know what happened.
I'd have to ask Shane.
What did he say?
Like, he was just saying that we were like scream fighting and the thing.
And like him and Rylan were just sitting there like awkwardly.
Oh my God.
You don't remember it at all?
I don't.
You invited him on Canceled, right?
And he's like, no.
I think that's true.
Like a while ago you had told me.
But it's funny because if it wasn't true, I'd just be like, yeah.
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maybe i really don't remember maybe not i don't know i felt like i thought you did because i feel
like that's yeah i have love hate with him for sure because i was just like it's it's interesting
because he's he's chronically online you know what i mean he very
is um chronically online bye i guess not gay um so right i don't know if that's politically i don't
know i don't know what to say anymore but yeah but he um he's always online like he would see
i don't know now i don't know him but he'd always see all that shit and i'm like that's one of those
ones too where i think that if i were to have him on it would be so emotional for me like where it's
like you know what I mean like because that was like your person that you like loved and stuff
yeah and just again I just don't I it makes me really sad how little of my life I remember
like I would love I would love to have a conversation with all those type of people
in my life just to know what they remember so that I could remember it too you know that's
why I feel like it would be kind of interesting because it doesn't it it's not like you tell it cancels out in hard hitting.
You don't need to like ask him all the controversial stuff.
Just be like, tell me about like me and like what you remember.
Cause I don't.
And I think that's like, that's pretty normal.
I think I spent so much time with Shane and so much time at his house and so much time
just like him and I, and I just don't remember.
Which is like so wild.
Cause we were like really close at the time too.
And I just like, I don't know, never crossed paths that way.
Like never heard stuff about you.
And I always just thought that's so interesting.
Yeah, I mean a lot of people have that stories.
I don't know.
I think it would be blast from the past.
I always want to talk to people from my past too like Drew Monson and stuff like that.
Damn.
I know I need to just do that.
This conversation might inspire me to just reach out to a bunch of people.
But it's kind of fucked up too if I hit up all these people and I'm like tell me what you remember.
And then I'm like,
I'm going to write about it and expose the fuck out of them.
Like,
thanks for meeting with me to tell me everything.
Now I'm going to go write about how awful you were.
I just had to get my ducks in a row.
Yeah,
I think some people don't care.
Not that Shane was so awful.
I just said that.
No,
no,
yeah,
yeah.
With all the other people.
But I think that's smart.
You know what I mean?
To like sit down and like talk or just get it out of the way.
And you know,
I think that's interesting.
There's so many people.
I wouldn't want to go in my path because I feel like, I just, I don't know.
It's like too much for me right now.
But it's interesting.
You got to talk about stuff.
Like, oh, what do you, what did you see in me then?
What is that?
You know what I mean?
Or even Shane.
I'm like, were we really friends?
Like, did you actually like me or did you just like make fun of me the whole time?
You know what I mean?
100%.
100%.
There's so many people.
I think I might have to
do that who else would you talk to i would love to know bella thorne's perspective she would tell
me too like just all of that even i said jake like i would love to know his perspective even
like old managers and shit i would love to know jordan yeah for sure all of it jordan for sure
do you have a manager now um yes and he's the best manager ever the one you've had for like the past six months i remember you told me you had a really good one like last time like you have a manager now? Yes. And he's the best manager ever. The one you've had for like the past six months.
Because I remember you told me you had a really good one like last time.
I had him for like I think a year now.
Maybe a little longer.
Yeah.
A little longer for sure.
And he's just everything I've ever dreamt of.
I like I often now think to myself like if these people were my team all along I would
be so much less up in the head.
I would have done so much less shit like.
Yeah.
But that's like growing and like maturing and finding the right people.
Because that's what they say.
Like in your 30s you like get all those right people and you're like oh this
would have been so much easier if i had this in my 20s for sure and you're like already there at
like 25 yeah he's like actually just like he's like such a dad and just cares but not in like
an overstepping yeah way like it's like professional and awesome and he's just so he's
smart i genuinely really look up to him and like it's that's so important it's just like sick and
he's just like funny and awesome and our relationship is so normal like it's it's great
to have yeah it's not like chaotic or yelling yeah i think yeah and not like way too close like in a
weird way like yeah you and jordan were like i don't again don't know you guys back then but
like gave off very close vibes yeah and that just like was like sometimes it's not good to be too
close with people you like work with in general you know like we did not have a work relationship at all you know what I mean it was like because I he was
like my parent like I never had parents he was the first person to ever like parent me and that's like
very murky waters I think to have someone be like a father figure but not but and you're so young
and he's kind of so young and it's just like a lot yeah it was exactly and
it just like it's it that whole thing is so strange to me that our whole relationship how'd
you guys meet he just reached out to sign me and it was so interesting because i was going to get
signed i was in the process of signing with someone else at full screen who was like a very
normal normal manager and i had one phone call call with Jordan and like going back in time,
it's like, now I would pick the other guy. Like, you know what I mean? Like just why just like,
I was the other guy was very much managerial. Like I can do this for you. I'm going to do this.
This is our network, like meeting professional. And Jordan and I were immediately just riffing,
joking. And I picked him cause I liked his personality better. You know what I mean?
And it's like, that like that is so interesting.
Like and it's so weird because I wouldn't take it back because it definitely like shaped me so much as a person.
But maybe in a lot of wrong ways at like that time.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
And just all of it.
Like you know what I mean?
His company was like out of my pool house for like so long and shit.
I remember like just seeing it on video and stuff like that.
I was like oh my god that's so wild.
Like that was so weird.
Like I would wake up out of my bedroom and like,
there's a management agency in my pool house every day.
You were like a real playboy mansion.
Remember they'd go to Mary's office and stuff like that.
They would just go like walk down the hallway and be like,
Hey,
what's the schedule for today?
Like,
like that was really what was like going down.
And it was just such an interesting time.
All of that,
like the shit that would just happen in the houses that I lived in. Like what?
Just the parties and the people
always being there and all the like core memories.
Like I feel like my house was just like
a hub for so many
people always. To just be. Is that like that now
do you think? Do you feel that way now? Not as much. I think now
it's like it feels like my house and like my
hub. Right. It's not just people passing
through. Yeah. Like you know what I mean?
Yeah it never feels that way. Like it always feels kind of just like a house for people to live in and not like crazy
yeah like a hype house or something you know exactly and i feel like for a long time it was
like that you know what i mean like i was just thinking back to even like jordan and the jordan
was working in the pool house so then there'd be all these little bitches on laptops and shit
doing the deals and other clients would come and have their meetings there and then i would have
my meetings inside at the round table and i was thinking about like there was this time that i
was like dating noah cyrus and she had like miley's range rover you were dating noah cyrus yeah did
you know this yeah chronically online gay wait what and it was like me and noah were just like
in the pool house like definitely high as like just being like messy i was thinking about that
like memory the other day and i was messy i was thinking about that like memory
the other day and i was like there was so much going on wow my mind is blown like what the
was going on that's someone i would love to talk to too but i don't know have you talked to her
she has me blocked on everything did it end bad or you just talked about her or what happened
yeah it kind of ended bad but it's it's again one of those things where it's like i was on drugs
like i don't remember why it ended bad for the 19th time we dated.
You know what I mean?
Oh, wow.
And I would love to know.
Oh, my God.
You were, like, in there.
Yeah, we were just, like, super on and off and, like, so toxic and turbulent and crazy.
It was so wild.
We must have been so young.
And it was so interesting, too, being with a girl who was kind of the same shit, like, on their same shit as me.
Because it's, like, if, like, one of us knew the other one had a crush on a guy then one of us would go date the guy and
like it was just this cluster of toxicity that we would like drag all the people into you both
were like bye i think i heard you talking about this recently on canceled where you're like i
can't just date a bi girl because or was it the other way around where brooke said she couldn't
date by you have to be like full-on lesbian I have to know like everyone will always accuse me of being gay for clout
like they're like oh you only date these famous girls so you're being gay for clout but it wasn't
that it was just that like you just date famous people well girls specifically though because
it's like when I a lot of times like if I would like like a girl I would come to find out like
she's not bi she's pretending to be to like
get famous or she's pretending to be to wear all my clothes or she's pretending to be to
go to all the parties and shit that i want to go to and stuff oh my god that'd be crazy to pretend
to be bi for clothes yeah like you have to do some serious shit down there they just they wanted the
right it's not light it's not a light thing to be bi yeah like no for sure like i just had a lot of
girls that would like you know what i mean like want to date me i think for the experience not for like actually
being like into it you know but i feel like a lot of young girls you know you question it like i
you know like especially growing up you're just like maybe i am she has to test it with someone
and they maybe think with you you're just so like down for everything that's true because how do you
know and i always think that with guys too it's like how do you know unless you try 100 and then
maybe they try and like okay it's not for me or too. It's like how do you know unless you try? 100%. 100%.
And then maybe they try and like okay it's not for me.
Or for me it's like it was just like the sex part I just was not good at with girls.
I love girls and they're so pretty but I'm just like not good at it.
Although I'm not good at it with guys.
I just lay there.
But at least like guys can do more work.
Girls you have to both put in work.
Yeah.
100%.
That is the thing too.
Like a female relationship is so actually 50-50.
Yeah.
And it's like oh my God.
Who's going to open this jar? Like we both really got a munch box right now. Oh yeah. Like it's like oh my god who's gonna open this jar like we
both really got a munch box right now like it's like you know what i mean it's just like you gotta
both be givers yeah and like emotionally too like girls are just so much more emotionally like in
tune well also just like you both get like periods i mean not to whatever but it's just like you sync
up and like what if you have different periods and it's just like that was my issue right and
so you're just like can never have sex because you're just always on a menstrual cycle somewhere you know yeah and then
crazy oh my yeah oh my that's why i was always with polyamorous couples because they'd be like
when they were on their period like okay you can come in you know what i mean so it's kind of like
a substitute for them for their boyfriend wait wait tell me about this i just was one couple
but i was like a what do they call them like unicorns or something like that and they just
like yeah they were really really sweet hold on hold on hold on she's done interviews about me i
think with like people online and stuff like that so it's real because people would be the same with
me she's just making this up i'm like no it's so they were it was a girl and a guy a girl and a
guy couple and they were on bumble or tinder looking for like the third and you matched i
matched i was pretty hot back then this was 2018 i was kind of like a hot person 2019 you're so hot
now i don't know why you know i was definitely hotter back then you would just go in and like
she'd be on her period so you would like play yeah and she'd just like watch
yeah that's so fun and he was gorge
but she was gorge too she was gorge she was like pink
she had pink hair like alternative like huge boobs
and he was like he was an anesthesiologist
and like gorge he was like 30
and like a model like 6 foot 5 and
they were the most gorgeous couple in the whole world
stop that sounds so fun
see this is the thing about me
being so taken now that I'm like, oh my, am I never going
to do anything crazy ever again?
No, I think you're done with the crazy.
I think you're done.
I think you're done with the crazy.
Well, I don't think you need to.
But like, now I want to.
Because it just ends bad anyways.
Because someone's feelings to her.
Even her is like, I think for a minute she got like, like maybe insecure or I don't know
something.
And me too.
It's like, okay, this won't work.
Like my family won't approve.
You know, it's like, it gets messy. I think if you're in love, stay in love. Don't think that, you know something and me too it's like okay this won't work like my family won't approve you know it's like it gets messy I think if you're in love
stay in love don't think that like you know
what stay with her forever I don't I never get scared about
it being like oh just with one person for the rest of my life you know
what I mean I think it's like yeah exciting because you've
done so much yeah you know
I think this is just the first time where I'm with someone
where I like really could marry them
and like you know what I mean like it would be
awesome like if I married Makoa like no
complaints do I talk about it yeah but not like And like, you know what I mean? Like it would be awesome. Like if I married Makoa, like no complaints.
Do I talk about it?
Yeah, but not like too seriously.
Yeah.
You know what I mean? Like I don't want to like scare him away.
We're literally about to hit our four month anniversary.
It feels like I've been with this man.
Is that it?
Yeah.
Of being official.
Oh my God.
It does seem like a, like a year at least.
I know.
I know.
Maybe that's why this tour feels more like fun too.
Or like cohesive.
Cause you're like stable. You have like love in your life. That's so true. I would be such this tour feels more like fun too or like cohesive because you're like stable.
You have like love in your life.
That's so true.
I would be such a fucking stupid hinge like slut if I was like that.
Really on tour you think?
Probably, yeah.
Like just for fun.
You have like the love and the stability around you.
So just you're a nicer person.
You're more like wonderful to be around.
Do you know what I mean?
Yeah.
I do think like love heals and like brings out the best.
It really does.
And I'm happy to be like out of the streets like i when i look at my like slutty era now it's like i've done just some really slutty shit that's
what i'm saying you've done crazy shit like you don't need to feel like you're missing out yeah
i'm definitely not i'm not missing out at all it's just like i'm raising the white flag not that i
was just like this big fucking whore but like like I definitely had a couple, you know, stints.
No, for sure.
I definitely was.
I'm like, I always think about it.
I literally was having sex with like five different people a day.
I was hoping I got pregnant by one of them.
It was like wild.
It was crazy.
And I was just like so sad and depressed.
And I would just have like rotating.
It was crazy.
Yeah, it is crazy how much like being a slut is such a form of self-harm.
Oh, yeah.
It can be so fun and I feel like you
know what I mean like at the time I was just like this is so fun but it is funny now like looking
back I'm like there is definitely some shit I was doing where it was like you oh you were depressed
girl depressed like you said it is kind of self-harm you're like risking so much and just
like a lot of things not just STDs like you could get beaten up you could get killed you could do
all this stuff and I was just like whatever run to my house who cares like come through like it
was crazy like that is it is just so crazy but like you said like in the moment it's fun like I
never shame people who want to be that like in their slutty era because I was like it is kind
of fun in the moment but then also just sad like I remember it'd be like the end of the week and I'd
be like this is really depressing I have nobody you know it's like Friday night and like nobody
wants to come around and I'm like oh this is sad it really is just like crazy yeah even just before dating makoa i think i was on this like
kick last year of like i want a rich guy you know what i mean like i want a rich guy so for your
rich and it's like yeah and i like there's just like you did not have to hook up with that man
you did not get anything out of that sister yeah like what the like get the birkin first right
get the birkin first and then. Get the Birkin first.
And then even that it could go to shit.
You know,
I always wanted rich too.
I mean,
that's what you're like
brought up growing up.
But then it's like
you see those relationships happen
and they don't always like work out.
It's,
it's really sad.
I don't know.
And,
and they're just like
someone feeling like
they own you and shit.
It's just like Tana,
like you were never
going to be that,
you know?
Oh,
and it's like,
yeah,
I want to want that.
Like,
would you want that now?
Is like just someone just
because everyone I know who has like a rich husband who may even be like
famous in their own right they want them to kind of like be on their beck and call like you have
to like be here with the kid you can't work and stuff like that you know i feel like that would
be i wouldn't want the controllingness of it all at all and it's like i just i was trying to
convince myself that that was like the only type of guy i should settle down with no yeah it's
better just to be happy and in love.
I mean, I guess you could be in love with a really rich guy, but I mean.
Yeah.
You know, I don't know.
Rats.
It's better just to be happy and in love.
So much.
And then when you don't have money, it doesn't matter.
Yeah.
So much.
And it's like, I don't know.
I really think I just wanted it for like, I don't know, like the aesthetic maybe.
It's just like, you make money.
Like you're doing fine.
Totally.
You just want to be like on the private jets with your husband's money. But sometimes they don't know, like, the aesthetic, maybe? It's just like, Tana, you make money. Like, you're doing fine. Totally. You just want to be, like, on the private jets with your husband's money.
But sometimes they don't always pay.
I do know a girl.
I won't say who.
But I do know someone who had, like, a really rich husband.
And he, like, never paid for shit.
Like, never paid for her clams.
Never paid for, like, anything.
And would be so controlling.
She wanted to do, like, OF.
And he, like, wouldn't let her.
And I was just like.
Can we bleep it?
Yeah, we can bleep it.
No!
Yeah.
No!
Yeah.
I was thinking about her this whole time. Yeah, I know. I almost did, too. Because I was just going to we bleep it yeah we can bleep it no yeah no yeah I was thinking
about her this whole time yeah I know I almost did too because I was just gonna say like that
whole situation but like never paid for anything and she would like say it and it's sad I mean the
whole thing because you look at their lives and you're like oh my god dream life like you get all
you have all this money you married someone so rich and wealthy but it's not always you know
they're controlling a lot of times too the rich guys are like cheap they don't want to give you
money they'll give you like five hundred dollars a week and I was like what do you do with 500 a week and like i
said you're like the rich man you know what i mean so it doesn't matter and that is so crazy yeah
it's kind of all sad but i love that you're in your love era thank god i'm not even kidding
thank thank you god for sure and so this is the happiest era for you yeah i just like it it is
like it really is something to like write home about like how um if you've
never been happy like in your life really like i've been happy but like i've never felt this
like this just like peace and things are going so good and i feel like all of the like work i put in
is finally like showing itself and paying off and i never thought i would feel that way because i've
always lived with like the fear was my number one motivator you know what I mean and it's like it is just so hard to like feel comfortable in it
like it's like feel like secure yeah like I just feel like there's this part of me in the back of
my brain that is always like wanting chaos because that's where I feel comfortable and having to like
really fight that is so nutty for me it is crazy like when someone doesn't want to fight with you
you're like well you don't love me. You know what I mean? Like,
but the fact that you said it,
you said that you feel peace.
I think that's like the big thing.
If you feel peace,
just literally being in Hawaii,
not working or just going on tours and like selling out things.
It's like your peace,
both places.
I think that's like so important.
Yeah.
And everything is just so,
so,
so good.
So I'm like really,
Oh my God.
What is going on?
Just happiness.
Who can we talk shit about?
No,
I love that we don't. I know. I was in the two on hot topics. I'm like, who could we talk shit about no i love that we don't i know i was in the
two on hot topics i'm like who could we talk about there's like no one to talk and even people there
is to talk about i'm like i kind of feel bad you know when you're happy you're just like well i
want them to be happy you know what i mean like what the yeah there's really nothing which is
good i like being unproblematic you know what i mean oh trash it's kind of everything crazy
when tour is over after this next like so when when do you guys go back out? May?
Yeah, we go back out.
What month is it?
It's April.
No, I go back out April 23rd.
Oh, shit.
You're right after Coachella.
Yeah, right after.
Oh, damn.
Because you don't get much time off.
So you're going to go through May.
Yeah.
You're done before your birthday.
Yes.
In June.
Okay.
So what are you going to do after a tour?
I think I really want to get a little place in Hawaii and just like rot there.
And like, you know what I mean?
Like just do my big one with that and just be underwater all summer.
What would you do?
We're going to go back out in the fall.
So I feel like, yeah.
On tour?
Girl, what?
That's wild.
I know.
How?
How?
Are you not going to get burnt out?
I don't think so.
That's what I think.
I just need a lot of Hawaii and a lot of relaxation.
That's true.
The breaks in between. And even this break is like like enough time i think i'll be ready to go back
out i have to like do my big one at coachella though i fear like i think i'm gonna take a lot
of mushrooms or something i was like let's do my big one mean you said that too in my you said in
hawaii like i'm gonna do my big one there i'm like what just like i don't know what i just like
do my crazy yeah do my thing like you know what i mean because i need we need some lore for the
tour we need some stories yeah i tour. We need some stories.
Yeah, I feel mushrooms will give you lots of stories.
You're right.
I think all my stories come from mushrooms.
Really?
I only did them, like, twice.
Would you ever take mushrooms again?
Oh, I would love to, but, like, I have babies and stuff.
That would be wild.
Maybe, like, me and Holly can do it with, like, alien or something.
Like, after you.
Can you take mushrooms while you're pregnant?
Not that I'm going to ask you.
No, I'm pregnant.
Well, I don't know.
I mean, they are natural, I guess.
Right?
I don't know. Yeah. Yeah natural i guess right i don't know
yeah i'd have to like be with you guys like away from the kids because the kids would be wild to
have mushrooms on like oh my god yeah like you're just tripping balls like with malibu like you
can't do that but parents do you know the parents that do like crack and stuff i'm like how do you
do that and like raise your kids i just think the kids would ruin my high like what i just be like
mommy mommy it's like, that's what crazy people
like crack heads.
Yeah, but they function.
Like, people have, like,
babies.
Like, drug people have babies.
Parents take the LSD
and go to Disneyland
with their kids.
Wait, with the kids?
I've heard people doing it
at Disneyland,
but not with their kids.
I think that happened to Brooke.
She went and took,
oh.
No, I think her mom, like,
took her to Disneyland
on some crazy shit.
Oh.
Or no, like, her,
I'm like,
I can't be telling Brooke's story
right now, because I don't even actually know all the details, so maybe don't make that up? Or no, like her, I'm like, I can't be telling Brooke's story right now because I don't even actually
know all the details, so maybe don't make
that up. I heard, I heard,
I probably can't say that either, but I heard, we could probably
bleep it. I don't know. Allegedly, I don't know, John Stamos
did that too with like his dates. He used to take them and like
do Molly on Disney. I don't know
if that's true. I was thinking about John Stamos
the other day as I fell asleep for like
a while. He's amazing. Have you seen the show You?
Love You. Best show ever. Oh'm going to show you. Love you.
Best show ever.
I would love a Joe in my life that would just like stop me and romanticize.
He was everything.
I have such a crush on him.
Penn Badgley?
Yeah.
He's so sly.
He would not like us though, I don't think.
At all.
Because he's so serious and so like, I'm just studious and I have a podcast.
Like he's just very that.
He only has like Chris Olsen on his podcast.
He wouldn't have us.
Chris Olsen gets all the big ones.
Chris Olsen's everywhere.
He's on tour with Meghan Trainor.
Yeah, that's crazy.
I want to know what he's doing.
Like, does he just bring a coffee out on the stage?
I think he sings.
What's the Lord?
No.
Yeah, I think he's a zinger.
Oh, we have to go to that, too, Patricia.
We have to go to that.
I'm down.
I would love that.
We have to go to that.
Oh, John Stamos plays, like, the hot therapist.
Oh, the first season you and
i've been saying that i think i need a male therapist what so you can have an affair with
him no because that's what you is this john stamos and he was like gaslighting him to be like we're
not having an affair and then they were totally having an affair and i was like okay yeah no not
an affair but i just think it would be like good motivation to go to therapy i think that yeah for
sure i agree actually like i prefer like trainers i don't have a trainer i've never had a trainer but i probably prefer a Actually, like, I prefer, like, trainers. I don't have a trainer.
I've never had a trainer,
but I probably prefer
a guy trainer.
Because you have a girl,
and I was like,
I don't think a girl
could motivate me.
Yeah.
But I don't know.
No, definitely, definitely.
You know what I mean?
Absolutely.
But then why do you want
the guy therapist?
Because I'm such a pick-me-up.
Right, same.
Yeah, where you're just kind of,
I get that way, too.
We talk about men
and then women,
and I'm, like,
so double standard.
I'm like, I still am, like,
but Jacob Lordy, whatever,
but Rachel Ackler. You know, I'm very much, like, a hater, but I try not to be, because I'm like, I still am like, but take a Polarty, whatever. But Rachel, you know,
I'm very much like a hater.
But I try not to be like,
I want to be the girl's girl.
I think it's just innately like the way we were raised.
We're always looking for a male validation,
which sucks.
Yeah.
Even if you have like a full on great relationship,
I have like a husband and I'm like,
oh,
well,
it's so nice to have like validation from guys.
I think I'm cool.
I don't think I would as much anymore.
Yeah.
I just,
I hate ever.
Every time I think that way,
I reroute my thoughts immediately.
Like I can notice it. So I don't actually live that way yeah but like i know in the back of my head that
i'm like like that no for sure i'm the same way because that's why i've always been friends with
like males in like youtube world you know like the shanes and then david it's just like oh the
male validation then i tried to be friends with girls and it was like awful that was bad you know
so it's like yeah but a lot of girls also just suck too that's true but that i feel like us we're like the good the cool girls the good girls that's our rebrand i'm the good girl
we actually have to make a song good girls i'm not even kidding we have to make bad girls gone
good oh shit i need her in the writing room do you have writers on your song um i don't know
what i was doing in that era we should get john Stamos to be the drums or something on our song.
Trisha.
He plays the drums with the Beach Boys.
Trisha, we should just do that.
We should just have like a clusterfuck of a situation.
That would be everything.
Like John Stamos on the drums.
Like some weird fucking producer.
Like we need someone to write for us that's like crazy.
And then like we need JoJo in the music video.
Oh my God.
Like we need like a whole and we need
the conjoined twins like and their husband like doing a dance like they play us that'd be so good
oh my god yeah if we were conjoined what do you think our biggest problem would be
oh gosh there would be a lot of problems maybe the vaping or probably the sex that's the thing
they have two separate pair of lungs like but then is their whole body addicted to nicotine?
No, I think their lungs are connected.
No, no, I know they're not.
Really?
Wait, what's connected?
I guess we shouldn't go into their personal details,
but the waist down, okay.
Waist down is connected.
Okay, we also have HR.
Oscar's the HR.
The politically correct things to say.
I was like, can I say that?
He's like, no.
I was like, okay.
Okay, well, the waist down down then we wouldn't have too many
problems um I yeah do you have any problems down there sometimes I discharge a lot when I'm not
pregnant but when I'm pregnant I don't right now do you what are you taking just like the
asio yeah yeah yeah counter stuff yeah those are wild like you have to pee all the time my pee is
orange right now dude and it's like I'm not get it i don't know because normally you get a uti from like sex
oh right well they can be they can just be from that too like you also just get them like you're
just more like prone to get them it doesn't have to be from like sex and stuff and it's just like
so i just can't even believe i've been uting a while but i used to get them a lot they're awful
yeah urge i have to like pee all the time. It's just so bad.
That's why I had to stop at the McDonald's on Van Nuys on our way here because I was
like, oh, my God, am I going to pee myself?
Was that Middle Way, Van Nuys?
Yeah.
And, Trish, I know you hate to hear this, but I blew up that bathroom.
Oh, my.
Well, you said you're quick at it, so I think that's fine.
Yeah.
Normally, I am, but this was she texting me, checking in on me.
And then, dude, I was in the bathroom, like, really, like, gripping the McDonald's walls
on my way here.
Yeah.
And then these two girls went into the bathroom, and I was, like, audpping the McDonald's walls on my way here. Yeah. And then these two girls went into the bathroom.
And I was, like, audibly farting.
I'm so sorry, Trish.
And then they came out and Paige overheard them being like, is that Tana Mongeau?
And, like, how embarrassing.
That's happened to me.
We had that story.
Iron Claw.
The day after Christmas, I was in the bathroom and I couldn't stop doing the same thing, farting and blowing it up or whatever you call it.
And the girls literally were like, Trisha, Trisha.
I was like, what the fuck? It's like Trisha, Trisha. I was like, what the
fuck? It's like a little theater near us.
I'm like, what? It's the most dehumanizing
thing that's ever happened. I left the theater three times
because I could not stop. I'm just like, I have to go back.
And it was all the beginning of Iron Claw and the girls kept following
me out there and I was like, this is so humiliating. I'm just
always hitting the inopportune shit.
It can never just be in a good
moment. But that's healthy gut
for you if you're doing that, you know what I mean?
Like you have a good gut regulation happening.
Yeah, I've been taking my Metamucil gummies because I get constipated sometimes.
Oh, me too.
Well, I'm pregnant, but yeah, I never, I can't go.
Mine were like rocks coming out.
Yeah, that's the thing.
The whole pebble war.
Yeah, okay.
Okay, sorry, sorry, sorry.
No, no, I wasn't saying it to you.
I was just like, oh my God, we might get censored for talking about.
You can definitely say it to me for that.
No, no, no.
I can't even believe.
I would never say it was to you.
I don't think anything you say is ill because you could talk about all this stuff and anyone
else would be like, that's disgusting.
But you, I'm like, that's cute.
I love you so much.
It actually hurts me.
Because you're just such a cute girl and you're just like sweet.
And I'm just like, okay, that's cute.
My Trish.
And the way you talk about stories, it's just like endearing.
You are my whole actual heart.
I can't even believe.
I know.
I miss you so much.
I feel that way too.
We had such a nice time at the Madonna Inn.
And then I was like, I didn't see you. Our little Christmas moment. Yes. I know. I missed you so much. I feel that way too. We had such a nice time at the Madonna Inn and then I was like, I didn't see you.
Our little Christmas moment.
The second I'm back, I would love
to just do so many cute things with you.
Yeah, if you're down, if you're available. I'm always down and available.
You'll have a big birthday trip.
I know you.
Are we invited to that birthday trip this year? You want to come?
I live for the drama. Oh my
God. I do it every year.
And then I can do a vlog like what really happened on Tana's birthday.
I would live.
I kind of want to do Hawaii.
And you love Four Seasons Maui.
Yeah.
I would love to go to Hawaii.
What if we did that?
Yeah, I'd come to Hawaii.
I feel like I need to do my birthday a little differently as I'm getting older though.
Like no more of me being Tarte Cosmetics and just taking everyone out.
Yeah.
Or just somewhere closer, something more wholesome.
Maybe like we all have hotel rooms.
Like I think it gets murky water when we're all in a house too is that what was
happening at your birthday parties because everyone gets like hammered oh would you be
sober on your birthday are you gonna be i have to be wait really so you don't want to be but
are you gonna continue you're gonna just try full on i'm gonna try my hardest yeah because i think
it's also like the main reason that i've gone sober is to break the habit well i know more so like i just have no moderation so it's like i want to go
sober long enough to where that when i drink again i feel like i could be like rewriting things and
like be new about it yeah you know what i mean because if i were to just drink like tomorrow
like yes three months is great but like i do feel like i would immediately be the same person i was
three months ago but is that bad i feel like, I do feel like I would immediately be the same person I was three months ago. But is that bad?
Because I feel like I knew you when you were drinking.
Really?
But, like, because it's you.
Like, I'm not going to come to your.
Like, I look up to you so much.
Like, I'm never.
You're never going to see me.
Like.
Like.
Blacked out.
And, like, being awful.
Yeah.
Are you awful when you're drunk, though?
I feel like you wouldn't be.
Yeah.
Not awful, like, cruel.
But awful, like, for myself.
Just a lot.
Like, turbulent.
Yeah.
Like, I'm insane. Like, you know myself, like turbulent. Like I'm insane.
Like, you know what I mean?
Like I'm just.
What does that mean?
Like you're just going around.
Like my whole friend group is different.
Like they all have face tattoos and do f***ing, you know, like they're all just, I'm just,
I live, I'm different.
I'm definitely just like really f***ing insane.
Yeah.
Like, and I'm always leaving somewhere with like my hair in my hand and like my.
You know what I mean?
Just having a good time.
Too much of a good time. Yeah good time too much of a good time though way too much of a good time and it's like even just Turks last year
for my birthday like all that drama that went down I just think things would have been so different
like it just I yeah I think if it's like better for you I think it's the way to be you know then
keep going with the good vibes yeah I just have to find a way to just be have more fun while sober
I do with you though like I do with certain people so it's like i think i just have to really hone in on that like focus on where i am having fun right what is your
funnest activity oh because you're gonna go to gochella i'm literally not even kidding hanging
out with you is like up there really yeah like nothing's that fun to me really what really like
you don't fun but just different a different type of fun yeah like the type of fun that i have when
i'm blacked out is like insane and I need to maybe I'll never
get there and that's good just have a more like what do you guys do together you and like McCullough
like if you're like at nighttime together we just eat our snacks and smoke our weed and watch shows
and play the farm yeah play our farm so you find super activities if you're farming and stuff like
that yeah thank god for him I'm serious though do you think that you would be a better farmer in
real life because you play this game that's a great reality show and I was like well we could go farm because you would know how to do it i'm not even kidding
you yes like something like the other day on farmville like i i had to make like a bunch of
granola bars like they needed granola bars like over for sale at the at the barn and wait what
barn oh the farm yeah just the barn on my farm like little the farm hands were like you need to
make like three granola bars tan and i was like I was like, oh my God, this is so much work.
So Amish of you too, because you have to like barter and stuff there.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So I have my bees were making the honey.
Oh my gosh.
And then I harvested strawberries and I had to make goat's milk for it.
You know, and the goat eats carrots to make the milk.
Wait, oh my God, you know so much.
Yeah, but I don't know if any of that's in real life.
I bet it is. I bet if we had to make goat milk you could do it well but like the sheeps eat tomato
to make wool and like that's not really sheeps don't need tomato to make wool right i have no
idea i don't know i mean maybe but i made this really cool pair of jeans on my farm with the
wool so you could actually function in like a farmland i think so i feel like that would be
that's the reality we go to amish community or something we need to i'm not even kidding i would love to go live as an amish for a week or two well
our podcast producer is amish no well actually i'm lying wait what i'm completely lying hold on
hold on i was like can they not be around electricity we call him amish aaron i think
he like might have grown up in amish country or something he's not amish i'm like there's no way
he's working on cancel as an amish person yeah Yeah. There's no way, but I like to pretend. Okay. You're like an Amish person. I live for
the Amish. That girl that went missing on TikTok, she was like fake Amish, but it made me like
really invested in it. Should we be fake Amish? Yeah. I think for like a show purposes, like
entertainment purposes. Let's do it. Yeah. I don't think it offends anyone if we just like try to
live like them for a week. Let's do it. I mean, if you can make butter and goat milk, like, I mean,
that's pretty impressive. That's, we're in.
Because you have to trade stuff.
You have to, like, trade what you do.
Oh, my God, Trisha.
We have to do it.
I think this is part of the bigger plan.
Yeah.
Yes.
Which I think is going to actually happen.
I think that people would die.
I would love to.
And I would have so much fun filming a show with you.
Like, oh, my God.
I know.
I feel like. Like, I just imagine getting to see you, like, every day.
That's so fun.
You have so much good energy.
And, like, every time I see you, you have good energy.
Like, it's late. Like, if it's a different energy for me like every day. That's so fun. You have so much good energy. And like every time I see you, you have good energy. Like it's late.
Like if it's a different energy for me, it's like so late.
Like usually, seriously, not joking, I'm in bed at 6 o'clock.
So it was like 6.30 when you got here.
How do you fall asleep?
Like just naturally?
Oh, I just knock out.
You don't smoke weed?
You don't take melatonin?
No, never.
I just am like out.
I love sleeping.
If I could sleep early, I would be the f***ing president.
I'm not even like, that's how I genuinely feel.
It's my, like, biggest problem.
What, sleeping?
Like, I went to bed last night at, like, 5 a.m.
What are you doing at that time?
Just, like, I'm on TikTok.
I'm tending to my farm.
Oh, my gosh.
I'm, like, you know what I mean?
Like, I've been watching Sex and the City.
But even if I close my eyes, like, it takes me, like, an hour and a half.
Maybe you're, like, thinking too much or too much screen time.
You have to, like, be, like, no thoughts in your head. Like, at 6 o or too much screen time. You have to like be like no thoughts in your head.
Like at six o'clock I turn off my phone.
I just have no thoughts in my head.
I just like go to sleep.
It's kind of like the best thing ever.
Or do you read books?
Sometimes I read and I fall asleep.
But read it.
Same thing.
It like makes my thoughts too.
Thoughty.
Really?
When you read?
How can you have thoughts when you're reading words?
It's my ADHD.
Like I'm always having 20 thoughts at once.
I guess it's a kind of good thing too because you can like multitask or something like that which I think
kind of everything yeah it's true my ADHD
is like my superpower and my kryptonite do you take anything
for it I can take Adderall but it doesn't
like
I don't there's got to be a better drug out there I'm so for
real because it makes me focus like I am only having
one thought for like a certain
period of time but then the second you come off of it it's like
horrible come down and then it's all back
and like it's not it doesn't like
regulate it like
long term
everyone talks about Adderall
and I'm like
I always wanted to try it
but it scares me
like pills scare me
all that stuff like that
it's like too much
you know what I mean
I don't think you'd like it
because it makes me a bitch
like I'm such a like
like raging
yeah and like your emotions
aren't the same
like Paige always makes fun
of me on Adderall
because she could literally
tell me that I won the lottery
and I'd be like
that's so awesome
oh and you'd have no
I would have that feeling
of like no emotion and like I mean it like I'm like that's awesome but I can't like oh my god and I'd be like, that's so awesome. Oh, and you'd have no, I would have that feeling of like no emotion.
Like I'm like, that's awesome.
But I can't like, oh my God, like I can't like emote.
And you're so emoted.
You know what I mean?
Like then you're regular.
So it's such a like stark difference too.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh man.
Yeah.
That's all kind of stuff scares me.
I'm like, I don't know.
I do.
I would love to get like a natural high somehow.
You know what I mean?
But yeah, I don't know how to get that.
Me either.
I guess mushrooms are kind of natural.
Oh, so Coachella, we haven't talked about talked about that are you gonna go both weekends or just one
i'm gonna go one weekend the fact that i ever would go both weekends is a murderous to me
coachella i think of you really yeah like i think you're that and i heard it's out now to be like
you can't dress like a hippie like that's not cool anymore oh god i was gonna dress like a hippie i
don't know i don't even know i'm too old for this shit. I'm so over it.
You're like such an old soul for real because you have been around for so long.
Like you've been doing this since you were like 15.
Yeah.
And it's just Coachella's madness.
I think that this will be one of my last ones because if I do plan on being sober, like
it's not it.
Like because you're walking like 20,000 steps a day.
Like my body's going to hurt so bad.
You're not a walker?
Not at all.
My ideal position is horizontal at all times.
Even right now, mentally I'm laying. We should just do a podcast laying it'd be so nice i would
love because especially being pregnant like i'm telling you like but the baby is pushing down and
i'm just like can't breathe i'm just like okay yeah but it's like a laying down podcast would
be so good oh my god you guys kind of do that on cancel because you have that couch that's like so
like yes and i love it jeff and i were gonna do that like a podcast our podcast was gonna be from
a bed and i was so excited why didn't you do it i don't know i was just doing it so much that it
was like it's gonna be the same thing yeah but then it's like a joint one did you see like zane
and heath and alicia and we always talk about them that is such a crossover do you see that
i didn't know they were like like start a whole ass podcast together cool like that i didn't either
because i imagine them as such different people,
but maybe that's why it works.
That's how I thought too.
Because you know, do you know both of them?
I only knew Zayn and Heath.
I don't know Remy and Alicia at all.
So like.
I like acquaintance know them.
Like, you know what I mean?
Like I've seen them at parties and stuff.
Are they like party girls?
Because to me, I always think they're like clean cut, wholesome.
And then like to me, Zayn and Heath are like just so controversial.
They're always in like shit, you know?
And I'm like, that's such a crossover.
I'm going to tune in though.
I saw a clip and I was like, oh that could be funny i did it and tuned out
i was just like no shade i like them but i was like i love when she hits a no shade more than
anything in the world like oh my god that's hilarious i actually like love like read me
on tiktok i love alicia marie like love them. It's so funny because you shape anything.
Like you make me like if you say watch it, I watch it.
If you say don't watch it, I don't watch it.
Like I'm not, I'm never going to tune in now.
Sorry.
You lost a viewer.
Pretty unfiltered. They said they were number three under Call Her Daddy and Joe Rogan.
They like showed a screenshot that they were number three.
But the charts work like that, right?
Like for a week.
I don't know.
That's what he was saying because Oscar was saying that too.
He was just like, well, they kind of, what are they now? Like 24 or something. So, okay. So they go up for a week i don't know that's what he was saying because oscar was saying that too he was just like well they kind of where are they now like 24 or something so okay so they
so they go up for a minute i mean it's still good it's still better than us i'm not saying anything
but i just love 24 or something we were looking before i was like where are they at because they
said they were number three and i was like how are they number three but anyways i was thinking
about that because the crossover you and jeff were supposed to have and i think that people
just do that now where they start podcasts together.
But how many can you really have and can you, like, focus on it?
Yeah, it just would have been the same show.
Eventually, I think we will do something.
But I don't know.
You know what I mean?
We are going to Coachella together and we're going to do some collabs there or some shit.
What does that mean?
So I stayed in the house last year.
It was me, Jeff, Mike Malak, and, like, I brought – I know, right?
That's wild.
What? Where is Mike Malak now? I brought I know right why what where's Mike Malak now is he still like hustling it's funny because I really Mike is like a bigger part of my life
because he's best friends with Jeff so I like see him a lot and talk to him a lot is he like still
an influencer he does his little his like night shift vlogs um I think impulsive is coming to an
end so he might do his own it was over yeah I don't you know I like impulsive i watched it and i'm like i just thought they weren't making new episodes or
something like that i didn't know i don't know him at all but i love that you guys aren't close
that's so random he's just a character mike he's like he's definitely just like a like i always say
i feel like someone wrote him like he is like it's like he's reading a script at all really
like he's a he's but he it is funny yes but a lot of the funniness to me comes from
i don't want laughing at him sounds so mean because it's not intentionally. Like he's funny? Yes. But a lot of the funniness to me comes from,
I don't want to, laughing at him sounds so mean because it's not. He's unintentionally funny.
Yeah. He's unintentionally funny. Like he's always just like screaming about some shit and I'm like,
what are you screaming about? And he's like screaming about like a limo or something. You know what I mean? Like it's like, he's just, and just such a straight man, like so written. I don't
know. But I stayed with them last year and it was really fun. So now it's me, Brooke, Jeff, and Mike got a house together.
That's it?
Just you, Brooke, Jeff, and Mike?
So yeah.
But like outsource.
Like they're bringing their friend Keefa.
And like I'm going to bring like Paige and Ty and like Ari.
But no significant others.
Oh, no.
Yes.
I'm bringing Makoa.
And he's bringing his girl.
Jeff.
His girlfriend.
I don't know what that situation is going to be.
I think he said he was on a show where he won or something. Yeah. But I think she has to go back to Australia. he has a girlfriend i don't know what is that situation i think he was on a show
where he won or something yeah but i think she has to go back to australia mike has a girlfriend
it is just like a big cluster so i think oh so it's a lot of people i thought it was like you
four i was like wow that's but it like is yeah like all the like sides you guys should do the
podcast you should be pretty unfiltered it'd be you and brooke and mike and jeff would literally
i think we're gonna shoot an episode like that it would work it would live you're oh yeah take
out pretty unfiltered no no we love them i really do like that i don't know why i have such animosity
towards no but no but i'm loving it i'm loving it like it is just you're like me though when
something confuses you like like it confuses me angry yes i don't know why i'm the same
i don't know them at all and like zane and he's actually were so nice to me when it's in the vlog
spots i'm just like i hate this but you know what it is it's like you know this i
you know this about me like when there's so many people talking yeah like the fact that's for
co-hosts but it would work and people do like it so i mean it doesn't work obviously it is like
yeah and when so many people talk i'm like this is like a lot i don't know yeah doing a podcast
with four people is so hard that's usually when me like me jeff mike and brooke try to do something
together i'm like oh my god like just in. That's usually when me, like, me, Jeff, Mike, and Brooke try to do something together.
I'm like, oh, my God.
Like, just in editing, it's like, holy fuck.
Yeah, just, like, talking over each other and just, like, a lot happening.
Because you guys did do an episode together, right?
You've done them.
Yeah, that would be cute, though.
I feel like it's definitely, like, needed.
I don't know.
Podcasts are just needed because there's just no podcasts out there.
I listen to, like, the most boring podcasts in the world.
What do you listen to?
I mean, literally ones that don't get, like, done.
They don't get no views.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
I just listen to anything. I need a new podcast, like, to listen to. Because I always listen to Imp mean literally ones that don't get like done and no shade again like to get no views you know what i mean just like i just listen to anything new podcast like
to listen to because i always listen to impulsive but it's done i listen to theovan every week
though i don't see clips of him i never like watched a full yeah i listen to everything he
does like a creeper i want him to come on my podcast i don't know you guys really cool with
him right like yeah friendly yeah i don't but i don't know. He's in Tennessee, I think. I would literally fly to like Russia to shoot a podcast with him.
Have you done his?
No, and I want to so bad.
Yeah, how have you not?
Because I saw Brittany Broski.
I saw Brianna Chicken Fry on there.
That's crazy.
I know.
I would love to.
I don't know much about him.
I just see him on TikTok.
And I always just think of him as like a character, right?
Like he's not a real person.
Like that's not really his personality.
It really is.
That's the thing.
It's like I thought, at least from what I know, any interaction i've had with him outside of his podcast he was just like
he is on it so he's really talking like you know i don't know about it that's how he talks in his
every day what you're like i just i don't even every conversation i've ever had with the ovon
off camera it was like we had a conversation about panera bread once it meant so much to me i know he
doesn't remember it what did he say i don't know we were just talking about like i love panera bread and he was kind of like roasting me like I know he doesn't remember it. What did he say? I don't know. We were just talking about
like I love Panera Bread
and he was kind of like roasting me
like you would love Panera Bread
and I was like,
this is awesome.
Does he look you in the eyes
or does he like talk down like this?
Like, no, no, no.
I don't know about Panera Bread.
Like I feel like he would never
look you in the eyes.
He's like,
oh, what do you like about Panera Bread?
I think.
I don't know.
We talked about cats once.
I don't even fucking know.
Oh my gosh.
Okay.
So, well, you know.
But I swear to God,
I don't think he could pick me
out of like a lineup.
I don't know if he remembers me.
Why?
You think his brain is just gone or what?
No.
Like, why would he?
Like, he would know you.
You're so notable.
I don't know.
And memorable.
Because I always am.
Like, he'll like be interested in one of my friends and I'm just kind of fucking there.
Oh.
Oh, is he not married?
No.
Not gay?
No.
I always thought he was.
Who's your friend that is?
He's like a comedian that's gay. Tim Dillon. Yeah. I always thought he was. Who's your friend that is? He's like a comedian that's
gay. Tim Dillon. Yeah. I love him
so much. He's on tour.
He'd be so f***ing funny on Just Trish.
He responded. He's like, I'm on tour, but I will.
That would be like dream crossover
episode. I only like gay people.
I don't really know. That's what I thought Theo was.
I was like, oh, he gives me kind of gay vibes. I love
gay people so much. I collect them like infinity
stones. In my dream world, it's just like there's no straight people anywhere but you hang out with so
many straights like you said you love me because he's so straight written well it's funny because
he's so straight like written like if he was gay i would love him way more yeah i think i would too
because i remember trying to watch like the night shit either the while ago and it's just like so
many girls and him just being like these hot girls all the time and see like why do i why does that
interest me am i like even a pick me like in my own home pick me i think you're just you're just
a cool girl you're a guy's girl you're a girl's girl you're very tara yummy coded where she's
also like a guy's girl a girl's girl she would have been my dream career when i was that age
because she's always around the cool boys and i was like wow girl you are and everyone wants her
she's so hot oh yeah no she is And she's literally so tiny and petite.
I love her too.
I'm just like, oh my God, you're so, and she's so nice.
I know.
She's literally everything.
My UTI is like acting up.
Okay, do you need to go?
No, I just, I feel like I need to rock like this.
Maybe it's the shorts.
It might be.
Sometimes they ride up a little bit.
Yeah, like I fear there's faux leather in my puss right now.
Do you wear granny panties?
No, I can't.
I don't, I think they're less comfortable.
I'm not kidding.
What do you wear?
I feel the most comfortable with a thong up my ass.
Oh, my God.
And I think it's a fart protector because your farts are like, whew.
Girl, no, they're going to just come on out because there's nothing there.
No, I swear thongs stop me from audibly farting.
I don't think that's true.
At the meet and greet one time, though, on tour, Trish, I farted audibly on a fan.
And I just want to know so bad if she remembers it.
You think it was bad?
I want to know if Brooke pretended not to hear like what, well, but you did it out loud.
Well, they were coming out all quiet.
So I thought I was in the clear.
But don't they smell like they smell?
No, I swear to God.
There's just different types of farts.
Like I know when they're not going to smell.
Have you heard of a Dutch oven?
Yes.
Have you ever done it to Makawa?
No.
People would always do that to me
and i'd be like that's so i think that's why i'm traumatized as a kid because everyone would dutch
oven mean i do crop dust my friends sometimes what's that like where you just walk in front
of them and you fart i would never crop dust you awful oh my god i couldn't i would never crop dust
you get paid for that i heard you're like stopping oh f now you're like kind of not doing it dude i
swear i'm just making shit up as i you said on a podcast you're like i think i'm like stopping for a minute i was literally having her face to in my nudes
earlier so it's like no i'm not but like i'm just making shit up like okay i don't know i'm just
less interested in it than ever interesting you know because i know you said like now you can have
a partner help you take pictures and stuff so i'm surprised that yeah that's the thing because if
anything i could really like slay it i don't know just like, it was kind of just like a big PR stunt,
a big two year long PR stunt for me.
So it's like, like I loved doing it,
but I also think I loved like the attention around doing it.
Like as I'm like, like that's not the thing
that I'm garnering attention for.
I'm like, am I, I'm not passionate about like
face tuning 500 nudes.
Like, you know what I mean?
And it's like, I just, I don't know.
I like chilled out on it
and like just started making less money on it because i was like making less content and it
like it didn't affect me as much mentally like i thought if you told me like a couple years ago
like you wouldn't be doing as much only fans and you're making way less money on it i'd be like
what like yeah like you know what i mean so it's like i retired from it and i was making like a lot
of money too and i was just like you, I think it's time to just retire.
I really want a Patreon, too.
Do it.
That's our favorite thing in the whole world.
Like, I'm obsessed with Patreon so much.
Well, you're like sending signed headshots and like locks of your hair and like private
home tours.
Like, I just I need to figure out what to like what to provide.
What do you provide?
OK, do exactly what we do.
We just watched other people.
We're like, what are they doing?
You know, just kind of do the same thing.
Do an extended podcast.
So like after your podcast, you're like another half hour.
We do like an hour after our podcast.
So do like another half hour.
And that goes up the second day after your podcast.
We do bonus videos.
So like because it's like videos.
You and Brooke don't do videos a lot together.
So like me and Oscar will go like get popcorn movie food or something.
Or we did gaming. I hate gaming. But like, like you know people like to see it so we've been
doing like fortnight we're terrible at it but do you like where where in your house are you like
sitting and playing fortnight there's like a pink wall out there it's like a pink sequin wall and we
sit in front of it's like chairs and tables and you set it up for her callie actually yeah well
yeah there's always mishaps actually but oh Oh my god, I want to see you.
That's crazy. I need to watch you play Fortnite.
Yeah, we did Five Nights at Freddy's.
What's your Fortnite strategy?
I don't know. I can't even pick up a weapon.
I just picked up a weapon the other day. I was like, okay, let me pick this up.
It's so hard. I like to land and hide.
I can't even land. I like going to a tree or something
like that. I never know. I don't know how to do it.
I want to game with you. That'd be so fun.
Do you game? No.
You can play your Farmville on Patreon. Just record don't know how to do it. We're always on, like, robot mode. I want to game with you. That'd be so fun. Do you game? No. You could play your Farmville on Patreon.
Like, just record it.
Oh, my God.
People would totally do it.
Oh, my God.
I might have to fucking do this.
I'm not kidding.
It's kind of everything.
So we do the two videos a week.
Or you can do one.
And then, you know, do headshots and, like, you know, producer tears.
There's stickers.
Whoever made those stickers ate, by the way.
They're so cute.
Yeah, he's good.
Shout out Louisville.
He's amazing.
Can I have some?
I really want some.
Yeah, yeah.
I have everything you need.
I have all this for you, too. Oh, my God. We have a little good. Shout out Louisville. He's amazing. Yeah, yeah. I have everything you need. I have all this for you too.
Oh my god. We have a little goodie bag of our
purse. Moses, can you hand me that?
Do you sell those tumblers? We sold out.
Shout out. I know we do sell them, but
they are sold out completely and we had like one
last one. I see why that's so
don't you think we need that? Oh my god. It's so cute.
Did you have your girl bling it?
Yeah, and that's why they were a little more pricey because she
like hand does them. So we have like regular merch coming.
But here's your.
Oh, you got some stickers there.
Stop.
Yeah.
Got some.
Oh my God.
You and the Selena blanket.
Oh yeah.
We have a tavern made one too.
Like this is on a sticker.
I would pay like $25 for this.
Yeah.
I think they're like $50.
Stop.
Well, they come with headshots and stuff too.'s already bedazzled i thought i was gonna have
to send it to the bitch are you lying bedazzled it's our very last one oh my god trish yeah i
actually can't thank you enough for this yeah no no no no i'm so f***ing for real i'm taking this
everywhere i go oh my god i kind of live for it yeah they're so bad i use them all the time
you love the thing i've ever looked at in my entire life. It's fun.
I really loved it. I sold that in like a week. I was
very shocked. Looking at bedazzled shit is
like a bump of coke. I love it.
That's my natural high right there. I'm not even
kidding. It's just blinged everything. Here's another.
I feel like you're on the Price is Right or something. Here's another
gift. No, I love it. I love the gift for
being on the show. Trish!
It's no Bottega, but
you know. Oh, yes it is. Look at this. It's all the pictures of me, her and Holly on a show. Trish! It's no Bottega, but you know. Oh, yes it is.
Look at this. It's all the pictures of me, her,
and Holly on a tote
and on a makeup case.
And it's mainly the face
tuned ones. God is good. And all is.
I think that's the only ones you sent, right? I don't know.
There was one horrible one of me.
It was us in the tennis. You and Holly
were so small behind the tennis net.
And then I'm just like huge with my butt and back to the camera and it just looks so bad are you saying
these are great though i felt like we looked cute we looked so cute this is my favorite photo shoot
i think i've ever done that was so much fun it was so fun because it was like you drove so far
like it's a little closer from me but we drove like two and a half hours and just to take photos
and which is so like so i don't have a little brunch the next day was so cute I was
shook I did not prepare like hair makeup I didn't bring anything with me because I was like oh we'll
just leave like the next day whatever get up at like 5 a.m so you're like a whole day I went got
my nails done I got makeup that day no the tiktoks just kept coming up shit that you were doing all
while I was asleep and I was like oh my god I'm such a piece of shit yeah but then I was like the
last to leave because I guess you guys were all packing up in your room and here I am just like
going out and doing stuff and I was just like oh shit I was like the very last leave and I was like oh no all packing up in your room. And here I am just like going out and doing stuff. And I was just like, oh, shit.
I was like the very last to leave.
And I was like, oh, no.
No, but I love it.
I absolutely love it.
And Ari and I were talking about your Maybach for like hours.
You have like a Maybach.
It's so insane.
It's kind of everything.
Yeah, I kind of love it.
It's so everything.
I actually like it better than my Rolls Royce.
I actually do.
Because it's like comfier and like cozier.
Is it?
Yeah, I like it a lot.
And it's just like easy to drive.
The pink one was just like a lot.
I did love the Rolls Royce, but it was not but i want to learn to drive i want cars when are you gonna
do that dude i don't know you should i mean it's like learning in la is just so hard and i've never
anywhere long enough to like like learning here so like i don't even know i asked her if i could
drive home but i literally don't know how to drive well i don't think you can if you don't
have a license or a permit yeah but her license is expired right now. So I was thinking like, we got to edit all that out. No, I know. Wait, how do you, okay. That's what I want to know.
How do you get a car for someone else? Because don't you need their registration? You can do
it all after you gift it to them. Like they won't let you drive it off the lot. Right. Unless you're
like have insurance. To be honest, I've always had to find people who are connected at dealerships.
You know what I mean?
Trying to use my little clout to let them.
And it works.
When I got the car for Kyla, that's kind of what we did, right?
Who's Kyla?
Kyla was my old assistant.
Oh my God.
You're getting cars for literally everyone.
That's why I needed to ask you.
I was like, how do you get these cars?
Well, because I don't drive, I spent so much time in an assistant's car.
You know what I mean?
And yeah,
she was,
she worked for me for like two years before I got her the car.
Did you let her keep it?
Um,
it was a lease.
That one.
So I just did a lease for a long time.
This is,
and I love a lease by the way.
Yeah.
And so does Oscar.
And we were,
I was like,
how do we get a lease?
Like if I want to get him a lease car,
but it's like,
how does that work?
You pay the down payment,
then you pay the lease payments. And then when the lease is up then what then you're
like okay time to give it back or you're like well i think she just she took over the payments yeah
because i feel like it's just not that easy because we want to get matching tesla trucks
but i can't really surprise him i want a cyber truck so bad should we all get one yes yes i just
went well if you're down to get one well I will. If we can figure out how.
I don't know how to get one.
I want one so, so bad.
Okay, when do we get it?
We look so small.
Oh my God, we look so tiny.
So, so tiny.
How do we get them?
That's what I need is just a big body vehicle.
I don't need, oh, Zepic.
I just need like a big vehicle to sit next to.
You get everything to make you look smaller.
That's what I like.
Okay, so how do we get it?
If you have connections, because I'm just like, more like I'll pay, but I'm just like,
I don't know how I.
I just went and did the Taray yami's like the dropouts podcast and
the guy zach on it has a cyber truck it was just sitting in the driveway i was like that is so
what what wow he's really killing it i like this guy popped out of nowhere i'm just like wow he's
everywhere he's like my hyper fixation person right now really yeah i'm obsessed with him
he's too straight written for me, I think. Yeah.
He's always just being like.
Well, he also worked at TanaCon before he blew up.
And you didn't pay him or something?
I paid him the other day.
How much?
I gave him 500 bucks.
Was that what he was?
But then I was gambling the next day.
I was like, I could have given him 300.
You know what I mean?
I mean, 500 to 300, I feel like is like nothing of a difference for you.
But we need to.
OK, ask him how he got his Tesla truck.
Because can you just go into the Tesla store?
Like the dependable?
Everyone who has one is like, I applied for it two years ago.
I remember.
Yeah.
Like David Dobrik brought his like three years ago.
Like when I was still friends with him, he's like, I got a Tesla truck.
I was like, okay.
Yeah.
Um, I need such instant gratification though.
Like I can't put that much money down and then wait two years.
No, that's what I'm saying.
I just want to go get it.
Like, is it in the store?
Like in the Tesla store?
And I'm like, I'm gonna drive away with it.
I always do. When we get cars, like the day we saw you, we got a car that day. I just want to go get it. Like, is it in the store? Like, in the Tesla store? And I'm like, I want to drive away with it. I always do.
When we get cars, like, the day we saw you, we got a car that day.
Then we got a car the next day.
We saw Paige at, um, where were we?
Me and Ari, like, went to go look at Defenders.
Oh, Range Rover.
Yeah, I was at Range Rover.
Yeah, Moses was talking to someone.
I was like, who are you talking to?
You just saw Trisha car shopping? We were talking in the group chat.
We were freaking out.
I never knew this.
I was in the backseat with Malibu.
Moses was trying to get us a Range Rover.
We got a Lincoln Navigator.
Range Rovers are awful.
Are they?
Small, bad mileage.
Always in the shop.
Just what everyone says.
Get them my back.
The next day we got the Navigator.
The next day you went and got a Navigator?
We had a Jeep truck that I hated.
We had to turn everything in.
I was going through a crisis at the beginning of this year.
I was like crying, throwing fits.
I was like crazy.
And I just, yeah.
What was the main, like, what did the fit stem from?
Like, what were you feeling?
Ooh, I don't know.
I don't know.
I just, pregnancy hormones.
I was like acting out.
I don't know what it was.
I think I just was like, I don't know.
Trisha, that is so, don't think about it. Like she threw a fit and she went and bought a Maybach.
Oh, trust me. I think this was like the only time Moses and I ever got in a fight. I'm like,
I'm going to go get a Maybach. And I was like fighting. And then he ended up coming with me
to get it. But it was just like a whole thing. Like he's like, you can't just be like impulsive
and buy all these cars or whatever. And I was just, like, I think I lost my, not lost it.
I traded back in my Rolls Royce because they wanted, like, $300,000.
So I was, like, I'm so sad.
That was my car.
So I just, like, needed something.
Yeah.
That makes sense.
You know what I mean?
I don't know.
It was just a lot.
I was just going through a lot.
That's the thing with me being sober, too.
Like, if I am feeling slightly manic, it's, like, I have to go on a trip.
I have to buy something.
Yeah.
I've really been, like, curbing that.
How do you curb it?
I don't know.
I'm lying.
Like, just, like, do you still, you don't shop that much, right? You're not, like, an impulsive buyer. How do you curb it? I don't know. I'm lying.
Like do you still, you don't shop that much, right?
You're not like an impulsive buyer.
Like you're not buying.
I don't shop that much.
But when I do, I do my big one.
Like we were just in New York City like and I was on tour and like we had a day off.
So we went to Treasures of New York City, which I need to take you to.
What is that?
It's have you seen me sitting on the couch that says sex and it's like leopard.
It's like the showroom and everything and it's like vintage. It's like this showroom and everything. And it's like vintage.
And I like, I left and I bought like three Dior purses and I was like, can I, like,
I don't even like to.
Yeah.
But like two of them, like I didn't need those.
Yeah.
I get like that too.
Purses are my weakness for sure.
So my weakness.
I love them.
I want a Birkin.
You want a rainbow one?
No.
Are you still trying to sell that Birkin?
I gave up, but I really need it.
Someone buy her rainbow Birkin, please.
When I was selling it, I really did need the money.
Last year, I really was trying to sell
all my Birkins and no one was buying it. It was so frustrating.
If it was
any other...
It is so rainbow.
Rainbows are so ugly, too. I always think that.
Rainbows are so ugly. Love what they stand for with gay pride,
but ugly. Don't want to wear it.
I feel that completely. I'm just not a rainbow girly ugly. Love what they stand for with gay pride, but like ugly. Like don't want to wear it. Yeah. I feel that completely.
You know what I mean?
I feel that completely.
I'm just not a rainbow girly.
Like.
No.
Yeah.
Jojo would be the best buyer.
I was just going to say that.
She really.
Yeah.
Jojo, buy the rainbow Birkin.
She did.
She had like, she said something once, but before she went like a little off the rails
while talking about Colleen, but she had said something once and I was like so excited.
I'm like, maybe she'll buy it.
Cause like I needed the money last year.
And then I was like, oh, she never bought it.
But.
How much would you sell it for? I think last year I was like, excited like maybe she'll buy it because like I needed the money last year then I was like oh she never bought it but how much would you sell it for I
think last year I was like I bought it for 40,000 I think I was gonna take like literally like 15,000
now I take like a million because I feel like it's iconic yeah you you can't sell it for less
than you bought it for like so ugly but like someone's gonna want it $40,000 $48,000 I have
the invoice from Privy Porter shout out Privy Porter oh my god no trust me even all those
Rolexes that are like blinged out I spent like 60 000 from like icebox nobody wants to buy it like because it's like
aftermarket and like no one wants an aftermarket rolex even though i have like the invoice from
icebox where it's like all diamonds everything nobody cares like each watch was 20 like 60
each watch was 60 you know why because of karenna she used to buy them from icebox i'm like well
i'm gonna get them too and like never wear them oh my nobody wants them no they're just like i
want to help her out like i'm this close to like offering to buy one and
it's like i can't i can't i don't maybe last year but no i'm okay now but they just sit there they
literally just sit there because i like i what am i a rapper like what am i gonna wear it to you
know what i mean right now you should just wear them more i also have too fat of a wrist it doesn't
fit at the moment like i literally had to get an extender and moses got me the van cleef because
i loved yours so he got me the van is that who's saying van yeah i love yours i love yours so much i bought
this one dude and i was like this one is so slice so and then all my friends yes everyone has it
and got it off of dh gate for like 27 they're indistinguishable they look exactly the same
you cannot tell the difference and i'm like so because i thought this
would be the one that people weren't like faking and i'm like oh my god i love that one though too
because i wear a lot of silver i love this one too this is very unique but i love that one no i
love that one that was like my i want that one i think me an octopus lover was that his name
puss lover what is his name octopus your friend yeah he's everywhere now too he's everywhere gosh
he's just so many places some people i just I just feel like, get put into the, like, brand.
Like, the brand.
Yeah, exactly.
Like, literally.
Yeah.
I'm like, he's.
And just everyone wants to.
I think he was just with Brooke at Aloe.
I was like, wow.
Yeah.
Making the rounds.
I know.
I keep wanting to go to Aloe, but it's like, it's this whole thing.
Why haven't you gone?
You have to get, like.
It's like a cult.
Wait.
You haven't gotten accepted?
Invited?
All of it.
Like, I haven't really tried.
Like, Jeff was like, go with me.
But I'm like, I don't want to go with you. Jeff goes to A't want to go with you yeah like and he told me he just walks up and they let
him in but he has one of those like faces and personalities where like he shows up and everyone
just like lets him you know what i mean i feel like they would turn my ass away and i don't want
to be like cold plunging with him like and doing shit with him he's like too like fit you know
what i mean like i would be like like i need someone to go with it like would be my level of skill i want to walk in and go should we try could you imagine i can't
even fit into their clothes you think they're gonna let me in their gym like literally they
go up to a large and i can't get in there they go up to a large that's it and it's the tiniest
large i try to try they have no xl no no xl what yeah they only up to a large we should start our
own but then no one's working out there like just everyone's eating like cheese fries yeah yeah so it's not a gym or restaurant could you imagine i would love
a gym just for like fatties to feel comfortable and like me you know what i mean because you can't
go to aloe they look great that would be like my ideal situation what if i hate it i hate when i
go to the gym and like everyone because i go to equinox and it's like such a fucking it's and it's
so stupid it's three hundred dollars a month there's so stupid. It's $300 a month. There's no need. I'm not kidding.
Do you know that I just had to have my doctor
fake me a note so I could leave Equinox?
What does that mean?
You can't get out of your memory? No, they won't let you leave.
That's a cult. You have to move across the country
or get injured.
Wait, what?
I tore my ACL. Spread the word.
Oh my god, they won't let you leave?
No. What if you just cancel your credit card?
Yeah, you could do that for sure. But you know what what i did a gym once where i canceled my credit card and
they just charged the new one i'm like how did you get the new number like it's happened so many
times i think netflix does that where i like because you know you cancel it for fraud or
whatever happens there's like i have like four new debit cards and they just keep charging they
find the new number that's crazy my parents growing up were such like collections ass bitches
like just like would always do that like like change the card and like not pay anything.
Oh, really?
They don't let you do that now.
They like track you down.
That's crazy.
And it's like, how do they find the new card?
It's crazy.
Yeah, I don't know.
All right.
Just trust viewers.
I love you.
Yes.
Oh, my God.
There's so many more questions, but we love you.
And I'm so, I feel like I'm never going to see you again.
I'm like, because you're going to go on tour in Hawaii.
I'm only going to be gone for like two, three weeks and I'll see you right after because I want to do something with you. I miss you so much. I'm never going to see you again. I'm like, cause you're going to go on tour in Hawaii. And I'm like, I'm only going to be gone for like two,
three weeks and I'll see you right after.
Cause I want to do something with you.
I miss you so much.
I'm not kidding.
I miss you so much.
I'm so happy.
Yes,
of course.
I love seeing you just happy and glowing.
And I'm always watching.
We're always watching.
We watch everything you do.
We talk about you.
Like,
we don't know you.
I'm always like,
so Tana and Brooke,
like literally I'm like,
we know them,
but Trisha,
I'm not kidding you.
I told you already.
I talked about you every single day on tour.
So like you are just at the forefront of my mind.
And it's so awesome.
I know you guys are supposed to come do the tavern thing, but then you guys were at the
people.
You guys were booked and busy that day.
Yeah.
And I was like, yeah.
Yeah.
I was going to try to make it work.
And Brooke was like, Tana, like if we come shoot that, like there's no way.
First of all, I knew you were never going to come.
It was like 8 a.m.
I'm like, I don't even want to get up at 8 a.m. to come here.
There's no way there.
And you're doing it like for us, for the show almost was like better anyways. I feel honored'm like I don't even want to get up at 8 a.m. to come here there's no way there and you're doing it like for us for the show almost
was like better anyways
honored and I love it I'm gonna keep playing it at
the next run of shows I hope you know
let me know if at any point you want us to stop
playing that video of you because I take that down actually
yeah like just let me know I'm serious
because I will run it home oh thank you for
being a part of it guys want to see cancelled on tour
I make an appearance there on screen
so check it out as it sold out maybe I don't know I don't know anymore but I'm gonna try to If you guys want to see Canceled on Tour, I make an appearance there on screen. So check it out. Is it sold out? Maybe.
I don't know. Maybe don't check it out. I don't even know anymore.
But I'm going to try to get you to come to the Santa Barbara
show. I think that's sold out, but everyone there is going to
feel so lucky. Okay. Well, if you give me a ticket, I'll be there.
Maybe. Unless I'm giving birth. I don't know
what's happening, but...
Thanks for watching, everybody. This has
been Just Trish. This is Tana.
I love you. And I love you, too. Thanks
for being here. We'll see you next time.
Bye! Oh, my God.