Just Trish - Tarayummy's New CELEBRITY Boyfriend & Jeff Wittek RETURNS To the Vlog Squad?
Episode Date: March 14, 2024Trisha is officially an OSCAR winner! 🏆 After sweeping awards season, Trish is spilling the tea on the messiest Oscars moments and cringey influencer run-ins on the red carpet. Plus, the 'JUST TRIS...H' crew investigates all the drama surrounding Tana Mongeau and Brooke Schofield's CANCELLED Tour--including a deranged fan STORMING the stage. And social media's new it-girl Tarayummy is rumored to be dating a CELEBRITY while Jeff Wittek makes amends with SOME of the Vlog Squad. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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We're playing Five Nights at, no, we played Five Nights at, we're playing Fortnite this
week.
And my sister joins us, and I get my first pew pew, and I'm very excited.
It's wild.
It's crazy.
We're wearing headphones in it so you're getting gamer girl
unlock Trish to celebrate
some fortnite action and
yeah you just get mukbangs get all that stuff headshots
keychains all that stuff went out this week
so if you guys want to join go to patreon.com slash
just Trish but it's not just Trish
no it's never just Trish we have just Trish
and just Oscar and just Moses
Oscar you look cute oh thank you
people love when there's a reveal like
last time with oompa loompa like no acknowledgement they're like just the reveal to oscar and an
oompa loompa of it they loved he's a little normie it's like just trish core is kind of what i'm
going for i think it's just meets michael jackson i wish i could see the bottom of you
you need to get like a high seat because this is so michael with the white socks and the black loafers it's also what just can oh it's very ryan gosling as ken coded yeah the same color yeah this is this
fuzzy sweater is everything it matches so well yeah it really goes with the vibe i'm kind of
here for it yeah and the white underneath you really did put it together i love it it goes
with the background your background is the oscars yeah oh. Oh. You have Oscars behind you. I didn't notice that. Oh, my God.
We had an Oscar party two years ago, and we gave out Oscars to people.
Oh, that's everything.
Well, we won five Oscars.
That's right there.
Yeah, we did win.
I know.
Yeah.
What categories did you...
You swept.
You were the Oppenheimer.
Not the Oppenheimer.
We did sweep.
That's for sure.
I don't think...
We did have categories.
I just don't remember that night.
Well, best costume.
Of course. Best co-host. Oh, you're giving the Oscars out now. No, I'm't think, we did have categories. I just don't remember that night. Yeah, well, Best Costume. Of course.
Best Co-host. Oh, you're giving
the Oscars out now? No, I'm telling him what we won.
Back two years ago, we won Best Co-host?
Yes, last night. Where were you? She was too drunk
last night. Oh, first of all, no.
People aren't going to run with that. People always
are like, oh, they'll see like old clips.
I haven't drank in like so long, like
literally probably 10 years. And people are like, they were
drunk in this clip. And I'm like, oh my, people will run with it.
They'll be like Moses said.
They're like, she's drunk.
But if we won an Oscar, I'll take it.
I was drunk on Buca di Peppo.
That's for sure.
I was having a bunch of pasta last night, which was great.
Oh, so last night we won those awards.
Got it.
Got it.
What did we win?
Best co-host?
Costume.
Oh, oh, I won best costume?
Yeah.
Oh man.
I would say Oscar.
I think wig of the year.
I think Oscar gets wig of the year.
Every time you play with it, everyone always loves that motion.
I do love a little synthetic wig.
It's everything.
People love you in a wig.
Yeah.
It's fun.
You were definitely giving Zach a front.
You've been like going nonstop.
You've been working like 24 hours straight.
Almost, yeah.
Oh, my God.
It's been wild.
So today's a little unhinged.
Like it can kind of go either way with the vibe.
I feel that way too. I had Taco Bell in and out right before this. So I feel...
Wait, you don't even like Taco Bell that much.
I know. That's why I was shook. I went to go get a quesadilla. I don't know. I was watching,
you know what I never do? I never watch back myself. I was watching the Jake Weber clap and
he had gotten the quesadilla and the nachos and cheese and it was so good. I remember.
I was like, let me go get it. And it was still pretty good, but then I needed a little bit of
protein because the chicken just didn't taste like grilled chicken I remember. I was like, let me go get it. And it was still pretty good. But then I needed a little bit of protein because the chicken just didn't taste like grilled chicken.
So then I was like, let me get some In-N-Out.
And then I actually got a vanilla milkshake, which is kind of controversial when you're pregnant.
You're not really supposed to have milkshakes because like listeria or something like that.
But I was just like really craving one.
And I was like, you know what?
Let's just have a milkshake.
So I'm definitely wild too today.
I had two meals.
It's that kind of day.
It feels good though.
I don't feel like bleh.
You know what I mean?
I kind of feel like I needed it.
And you had to celebrate your Oscar wins.
Yeah, I didn't know.
I didn't know that was happening.
That was a couple years ago.
But, okay, we had it last night.
We didn't watch the Oscars.
I was in bed watching the Oscars.
It was, like, 4 o'clock, like, bright early in the afternoon.
I was like, okay, time.
Where were you watching?
Just at home.
Like, okay, but where?
It's not at 4.
So you're, like, at the desk?
It's chaotic.
Well, I start off cute.
Like, I have my laptop, and then I have, have like the TV, so kind of the two screens.
And then once things start going, it's just like I hunker down, like hunched over, like in the dark editing.
Actually, are you hunched?
Yeah, I try to straighten out, but it's hard.
I kind of just like – yeah.
You have such good posture here.
I wouldn't think you're a huncher.
I just get like really into it I guess when I'm editing.
And it was just long and then – I mean it sounds like i was working in the amazon warehouse or something
but like in the grand scheme of things like it's not that serious but it was just long i don't get
the reference what do you mean that the amazon warehouse because they can't even like pee at
the amazon no yes they have to be confirmed according to workers in some factories they
have to like you know bottles no it was a whole scandal
okay okay got it got it yeah oh my god yeah they're like bottles and stuff so it wasn't
giving that but it was just a long day it was like noon noon to 1 a.m and then i started at 5 a.m
today so i'm just a little 1 30 right now yeah yeah and you had your uh cat coffee you said or
just caffeine yeah pre-work Yeah. Pre-workout.
Pre-workout.
Yeah.
I'm not trying to expose you.
I don't know.
I just know you said.
I was like, wait.
And then we talked about same-with-the-bell caffeine pills.
I was like, wait, did you have caffeine pills?
But that's in my head from same-with-the-bell.
I got it.
Anyways.
So, I mean, I have had those two.
I've had a lot of uppers to get through.
But we're here.
We're rallying.
And today is full of potential.
Who knows?
We can get in a little controversy.
Really?
I'm scared.
I know.
Even last night when you were texting me, I'm like, okay, let's not get canceled in
my real life, okay?
I love it, though.
We were talking about that last week, too, how like, I think on our Patreon video, actually,
our mukbang, where we started this podcast, I was like, I don't want to be any gossip.
I don't want to be a gossip podcast.
Full-blown just gossip.
Wendy Williams.
No one wants to be my friend anymore.
I was like, okay, got it.
Which I've been thinking about that too because you did say that.
But literally in the pitch, like when you were texting me, you said kind of like Wendy
Williams.
Like you literally just said you wanted to be Wendy Williams.
So I'm like.
Me not knowing she was so controversial.
I was like, I just like her.
Because in my mind when I watch Wendy, like I never thought of her as being mean.
Like obviously now you look at clips and you're like, okay, she's kind of mean.
Yeah. But I just thought that's like her gig, know yeah it felt like a key to me it felt like close friends story kind of like you know like even though again it's
similar because a lot of people watch and then things get kind of taken in a lot of different
ways but it felt very just like oh it's just the girls chit-chatting with Wendy you know what I
mean I feel like her audience really sold it too because her audience was so into it.
And you're like the entire Wendy audience in one.
Like you provide enough laugh and gasps and, you know, it's great.
You're literally everybody in one.
You're the crew, the Norman, all of it in one.
And it's wonderful.
I love it so much.
And we have Moses on our crew.
You're the Susan.
That name.
She doesn't say it right.
She'll meet me.
Susan's like a real estate agent now.
She's like a travel agent.
Is she?
She is.
Someone found her.
I was like,
you would think she,
I guess you have to work still,
but you would think she would have to
after all those years.
Yeah.
Especially like daytime talk show every day,
but you gotta do what you gotta do.
That's a lot of money.
I know.
At first I was thinking like
she got paid $50,000 in episode Wendy
and I was like,
that's not a lot.
But then I was like,
I guess if you're working five days a week,
that's kind of a lot of money. Yeah. Adds up. I would take it. I still want to she got paid $50,000 in episode one day and I was like, that's not a lot. But then I was like, I guess if you're working five days a week, that's kind of a lot of
money.
Yeah.
Adds up.
I would take it.
I still want to hold out for the $100 million deal.
I think it's going to be from Amazon, not Spotify, because I think Spotify ran out of money.
I think Amazon might be the one.
Not that I have any connections there.
After we just talked about the warehouse.
I heard the work conditions at Amazon are amazing.
What if there's different departments?
I think there's the warehouse.
I don't think we're going to be in the warehouse.
I mean, I'll take the warehouse, but as long as it's 100 million dollars
but you just take a bunch of influencers to tour the warehouses and you see they're fine
everything's fine i would i would i would be that person for sure anybody who ever wants to fluff
anything about them i'm like have me because i do see the silver lining in everything even when i
get scammed that dress person took my i'm still like you know i'm gonna see the silver lining in
this i don't know what it is but you, you know, I'll see the silver lining.
We'll find it at some point.
I mean, it's very hygienic.
You pee in a bottle.
You don't have to share bedrooms with anyone else.
That's true.
It actually does save time, although I guess people need their time.
The peeing in bottles was really triggering for –
You or just in general?
It just brings back content that, you know –
What?
No. brings back content that you might you know what no when shane would have the pee bottles like on
the nightstand the vlogs and stuff i was so oblivious to all this whenever i hear this stuff
i'm like repulsed and i remember and then i'm just like what what i like it is kind of wild
actually very wild i think very wild i think you know what people say to live your life with no
regrets. I feel like there's a few regrets and I
think maybe being friends with Shane
Dawson might be a big regret of mine.
I was desperate.
I was. That's you know what I mean. And at the time
it felt normal and whatever.
And there were good times.
Well there were good times with
everybody. That's awful. I mean
I'm sure there's good times for everybody.
But I mean, it's just like, I don't know.
But I will.
Yeah.
Okay.
Anyways.
I was going to say, I think the good times, I might have had better times with David.
Now, the lows with David were worse.
But I think the fun times were better with David.
If I'm comparing the two evils.
Or the lesser of the two evils.
What's the saying?
Lesser of two evils. Yeah. But I don't know which one is the lesser.. Are the lesser of the two evils? What's the saying? Lesser of two evils, yeah.
But I don't know which one is the lesser.
What does the lesser mean?
Who's the better one?
Between the two?
Yeah.
No, but who is...
The lesser is the better.
The lesser is the better.
So the lesser of two evils.
Why do people say that, though?
Because if you're choosing between two bad things,
it's like, oh, I'll go with the lesser of two evils.
Okay, who's the lesser of the two evils?
That's a really tough question. We need to make a whole poll. I know, it's like oh i'll go with the lesser of two okay who's the lesser of the two evils that's a really tough question we need to make a whole i kind of i know it's hard vote now in the
comments it is it is hard to say because like david is so like fun and charming but like the
stuff he did was like so but it i don't know and then
if you go deep it's like how deep are you going and what you know it's just like yeah yeah there's
a lot of layers a lot of layers to both characters right yeah oh my god the predicaments i found
myself in in my early sometimes i'm like you know what because you know people always like to throw
on the term like you're iconic trish and stuff like yeah i kind of am but i think it's like
because i've been through like literally all these wars all these things
that have happened in pop culture i've kind of been in the epicenter the eye of the hurricane
as hamilton would say find yourself in like the center of it all somehow somehow no matter if
it's like youtubers royals you're always i know and the royals are really going hard and i feel
guilty about the whole we'll talk about kate middleton and the whole thing. But it is crazy.
It is wild.
I don't know.
I'm trying – even when I am trying to keep in my own lane, right?
This is like whatever.
It's still like you're in the center of something.
Somehow.
I'll take it.
Like I said, I guess it's – there's some quote by some old Hollywood actress that's
like, I'd rather be something than boring.
I forgot what she's like.
Like absolutely chaotic or something than boring.
And I was like, that's kind of me too.
That's kind of a good quote.
Yeah.
I don't want me.
That's not the quote.
There is a quote,
but I'd rather be.
I like your version of the quote.
It's the vibes of that.
It's like Mae West or something,
you know.
Probably she didn't even say it.
People just redo it.
But we also have our security.
Oh, I already introduced you.
But what the security
today was a good choice.
It was an interesting choice.
We're going with the game.
This is my gaming persona.
I'm always doing security in some form.
Okay.
It's five minutes at Freddy, too.
We did that on Patreon.
So, yeah.
Do you know what your costume is from?
Oh, you know what?
Funny.
I really did just pick this out.
I was going to wear a lavender wig, and I just picked this out.
And then I typed in pink hair because I was like, maybe I should have pink hair for the
podcast.
And I saw Belle Delphine wearing this exact same outfit.
Or is this from something else?
It's from a game.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
Oh, no.
Really?
I just got it from Amazon.
Shout out Amazon.
The peace sign.
Yeah.
It's so gamer quick.
Yeah.
I was doing my headshots today for next month will be gamer girl Trish.
And I was like, you know, doing all that stuff.
I was like, maybe like a Trish Modi sticker would be cute.
Anyways, that's the whole thing.
But what's it from?
It's from a game called Overwatch.
Her character is named D.Va.
Never heard of it.
Love that, though.
She's really cute.
Very queer coded.
Yeah.
I used to play Overwatch and I would be her all the time.
So it's great.
Really?
Yeah.
You have fierce people.
You were someone with pink hair in our Fortnite, weren't you?
Like Lady Gaga.
Oh, yeah.
Was that Lady Gaga?
Yeah.
And not look like Lady Gaga.
Really?
Okay.
They made her fiercy.
Fiercy?
That's the PG.
Right, right, right.
The ad-friendly version of the word that we want to say.
If you want to hear the word we want to say, we go on our Patreon.
And I do say it a lot over there because everyone says that word and I want to say it so bad and everyone – and it's such a cute word now and I'm like, I want to say. If you want to hear the word we want to say, we go on our Patreon. And I do say it a lot over there because everyone says that word
and I want to say it so bad
and everyone,
and it's such a cute word now
and I'm like,
I want to say it.
No.
No.
The bleep no.
By the way,
your quote,
you probably would like it.
Oh, wow.
It's for Marilyn Monroe.
Okay, we'll see.
We'll see.
Sometimes I think her quotes
are made up,
but okay,
let's see what she said.
It's better to be
absolutely ridiculous
than absolutely boring.
That's what it is. I love that. It is better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.
That's what it is. I love that.
It is true.
I think that too.
I was like, you know.
That's the vibe of the show.
That's the vibe of the show.
And I think that's just the way you got to live your life.
Because, you know, there are just a lot of boring people.
And it's just like, I don't know.
A little chaos is good here and there.
Sometimes life does get boring.
When I was on my whole piece then, I mean, it was great.
It was wonderful.
But, you know.
You kind of run out of things to do.
Kind of. Yeah. And things to to talk about especially for my job i had no job for a while
because i was like oh man i have i'm i'm adding nothing to this conversation but we like to spark
a little just a little bit a little noise but cute you know keep it cute whatever so um all
right should we talk about that's just so much stuff over there you have an envelope first of
all oh my god yeah that's how you know I'm out of it.
I forgot.
This is a gift
that someone sent.
Her name is Emily.
She's an artist
and she DM'd me
wanting to send
over these jackets.
Oh my gosh,
you're gonna,
okay.
Wow.
I love costumes.
I didn't see it.
I just saw faces
and I was like,
what is that?
And you're like,
it's a surprise.
Well,
I'll hand you yours.
Ooh,
cute.
We have matching ones.
Ah,
this looks like a pink ladies oh my gosh first of all yes
yes jt okay just trish that's cute right she hand painted these what size did she ask for sizes
i think she just went for it she did ask let me i never i didn't get to the dm in time and she's
like i just kind of guessed i said the biggest size you have.
I think this will work.
It says 16.
That's good.
And look at the back.
Wow.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Wait.
Okay.
Wow.
This sums up.
This sums up Jess Trish right here.
You look like siblings.
Oh, my.
I know.
We kind of do, right?
Wait, does he have light eyes like that? Because that's everything. We kind of do look like each other. I do look like siblings. Oh my, I know, we kind of do, right? Wait, does he have light eyes
like that?
Because that's everything.
We kind of do look
like each other.
I do look like
everybody though.
I kind of do.
What is yours?
Mine is me with
Olivia Rodrigo,
which I live.
Oh,
you guys look like
each other too.
Maybe she does that
on purpose to make it,
you look like Harry Potter.
But she looks good.
Oh my God,
you guys look fierce.
You guys look like each other.
in front of your face?
Ooh.
Oh, that's so, did you ask for Olivia or did she? she just did it. but she looks good. Oh my God, you guys look fierce. You guys look like each other. in front of your face? Ooh. Nice.
Oh,
that's so pretty.
Did you ask for Olivia
or did she?
she just did it.
I like that she went with Olivia
and not Taylor
because Taylor is a little
oversaturated at the moment.
I like the Olivia.
I think she knew that
I'd be going on the tour somehow.
Are you going to wear it?
I want to,
yeah,
but I'm also scared
because it's like,
it's literally hand painted
and so like,
so.
You can't wash it?
You can hand wash it.
What does that mean?
Like,
how do you do the pits? That a good question she sent care instructions okay yeah
oh my god this is the coolest thing ever i love that i'm gonna be wearing a jacket of me in the
weekend i thought it was moses at first yeah no i thought it was you and me i was like that's
really cute and then i was like oh okay me just going to the lake with the weekend jacket i'm
like okay i am obsessed.
You should go to his show with his jacket.
Well, I don't think he's touring anytime soon, but if he is, I'll go.
He definitely will tour again.
And we'll be after the, you know, birth of Elvis.
Yeah.
That'd be so cool.
Oh, I live.
Thank you, Emily.
Her name's Emily.
Emily Ingham Arts.
Emily Ingham Arts.
This is so cool.
I love, love custom things.
I love people who are just like
so talented this stuff was she dming i was like are you sure like this is crazy she's making one
for pink right now like the singer isn't that wild what a slay i asked for um i was looking for jack
black's uh flames outfit that he wore in the hit me baby woman and i finally found the original
designer and she only has a vip. And she sent me a message first.
And she goes, sorry, you know, I can't make anything until next year.
I was like, oh, no.
And then she wrote back.
She goes, oh, I see your VIP.
I can put you on my VIP list.
But I can't make anything until May.
And I was like, how do I get extra VIP?
Like, can I pay extra, extra, extra?
But, yeah, these custom artists out there, no joke.
I guess she makes a lot of clothes for Jack Black.
She goes, I'm really busy right now making stuff for Jack Black.
I was like, okay.
Oh, and he's on, like, the promos for every yeah and it does it made me
want to buy it i never wanted anything with flames on it before now i'm ordering this dragon flame
set and i asked if i have it in pink so i could wear it on the just trash but i probably won't
have it till may where i'm gonna literally be popping out a baby so i told her the biggest
size i always say that when people ask for stuff i'm always like biggest size possible
even when the weekend people ask me actually the weekend fort weekend Fortnite stuff just shipped. The one I actually ordered
literally in October just shipped. Oh, wow.
So that's coming. Our next game, our next
Fortnite. Yeah.
Wait, does he have a game on it or just the skin?
Just the skins. But the skin is gone.
Yeah, we can use mine. We'll just swap.
Okay, deal.
You were crushing it. You were actually
crushing it on Fortnite.
My sister's like, he got all the
pew-pews. I don't know how to say it.
I don't want to say it without whatever. And I was like, oh my gosh, it's amazing.
We got victory royale, right? We did.
We love it. Should I put it here?
I guess I'll put it here. Well, next one we'll display it.
Our set designer was very
busy doing the design.
That is so cool. Oh my god, that's so exciting.
Alright, if you guys want to send us any custom
stuff, just send it to Oscar.
But be talented.
I don't want like some weird looking – you know what I mean?
Like that's talent.
But you know, sometimes your face looks weird or something.
I don't know.
Oh, I love those.
Remember when The Weeknd made his icon – like someone drew really bad fan art of him but
like really tried?
No.
And it looked terrible.
And then he made it his – it went viral and he made it his Instagram icon for a long
time.
What an icon.
Okay, I do love that.
Okay.
Send us your crappy art too.
Well, we'll go through and see.
That'd be fun.
Because you know what?
Crappy art is art at the end of the day, right?
Isn't that even, like you said, kind of almost more iconic in a sense.
Yeah, and fan art is so full of love.
And I think we can do, we can just review it on, you know, on our Patreon.
Tell them what the real reading is okay we'll do a little
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Love it.
And then we got our little – is this Diva on the shirt?
Yeah.
That's her costume.
That's Diva's costume.
Oh, okay.
I had no idea.
I saw Belle Dufino – well, I saw her wearing it after I bought it, and then I went with
it.
And it's a good time to get into the gamer space, too, because a lot of them are getting
canceled right now.
So, yeah.
Time for Trisha Steppen.
Someone's getting canceled.
I pop in and everyone's like,
wait, isn't she canceled too?
We forget every decade.
We do a little cycle,
a little dance.
You know what I mean?
Comes and goes.
Yeah.
Are they getting canceled?
Who's getting canceled?
The Minecraft boys.
And I would talk about it
like as a hot topic,
but it's so like out of my world
that even I kind of need, we need Pokimane to come and explain it to me or something.
You know what I mean?
Remind me to message her.
Yeah.
I'm going to tweet her.
I would love Pokimane.
I would love her too.
She's everything.
Okay.
We're going to Pokimane if you're out there.
We love you.
Hassan.
I'm drunk.
I would love Hassan on here too, honestly.
I love like, cause he, I see some of his stuff pop up now that we've talked about him so
much.
I'm like, okay, he's kind of, he's got some quirks you know he's got some
you know yeah i just dm him now i just like do you yeah you'll never see it no
how many times do you think it's been like three times so far i admire people like that that like
will send dms about people ever seeing them and then one day you will like i always think that
too because i'm the same way, by the way.
I do the Britney Spears.
I do it with everyone.
But then, like, sometimes you hear.
Like, I was doing a Dice Bites.
I messaged her, like, three times in a row without a response.
And then one day I heard from her manager again.
And I was like, oh, maybe it worked.
Do you know what I mean?
So I like that.
You never know.
Yeah.
What do you say to him?
Please come on Just Trish.
We love you.
I saw your comment on Lila Gimny's too.
I'm really working lately.
Give us Just Trish.
As you were, like, watching the Oscars and working on it, I was like, how are you focused on this right now?
You're like, give us just Trish T.
Yeah, I'm just reaching out for statements.
I'm reaching out to book people.
I love it.
Are you?
Besides Hassan.
The other boy, like Ted.
Oh my God.
I've reached out to one of my friends who's like, I guess, really good friends with Ted,
David Alvarez.
Who's Ted David Alvarez?
Okay.
Ted is my straight, one of my straight crushes.
And David Alvarez is, I guess, Ted's friend.
He's like a YouTuber.
He does a lot of like the Jubilee style videos.
The real ones or the knockoff ones? The, his, like the bro version.
It's like, he does them with like Tara.
He did one with Tara, Jake,
JC,
Kian.
Like he's with that whole group.
Tara Yummy's coming on this weekend.
Well,
she'll be,
we're interviewing her this weekend.
God,
she's everywhere.
She's everywhere.
She's one of my hot topics today too.
Oh,
oh,
there's more hot topics.
She's always with the boys,
but she's also a girl's girl.
Like she's kind of everything.
And I kind of love that.
Like she had that one photo
and it was just her
and like 10 influencer boys.
I was like,
okay girl,
I'm crushing it. My dream, if I was like boys. I was like, okay girl, crushing it. My dream
if I was like 23. I was like, gosh, I wanted
I guess I kind of only hung out with influencer
boys. I guess like Shane and Drew
and Dave. I guess I was trying to be
not that I was trying to be, but
I think I always liked hanging out with guys better because I
wanted like male validation. Not saying that's her.
I'm trying to think not to. No.
I don't know. Anyways.
I all I know is like it's sometimes fun hanging out with boys.
But she's like a girl's girl.
So she hangs out with Tana and Brooke.
And we saw the canceled and all that.
And I love her.
And she loves me.
So that's the most important thing.
I don't know.
Sometimes someone fangirls over me.
I was like, okay.
We like.
We like.
Because she came with Jake and Johnny.
And we didn't have anything set up.
She came.
They asked like last minute.
I was like, well, of course.
Obviously, bring whoever.
I always say bring whoever.
And then I just didn't even realize. I'm like, well, she had a thing on her. She gave me her own segment. She's. They asked like last minute. I was like, well, of course, obviously, bring whoever. I would say bring whoever. And then I just didn't even realize because she had a thing on her.
But she gave me her own segment.
She's amazing.
Not segment.
Interview.
Podcast.
All of it.
We have good people next week, too.
We have a lot of guests coming next week.
Oh, no.
Two weeks we have a guest coming to our Hot Topics.
Did I tell you about that?
I think I did.
Oh, yes, yes, yes.
Yeah.
Got to figure out that car service and hotel.
Anyway, she's booked and busy, too.
I got a lot to do.
Also, these –
My last shout out to Ted.
So just to close the loop.
To close the loop.
I got to stay focused.
Eye on the prize.
Ted, if you would like to come on down, my friend David said he would ask Ted.
I think he might have been joking but I'm being serious.
Who was your friend, David?
I thought you had no friends.
Well, Oomphie.
Like not friend.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
My Oomphie David.
Oomphie. Yeah. What's Oomphie again? I forgot. One of myphie david umphie yeah what's umphie
again i forgot uh one of my mutuals yeah yeah my mates yeah i know yeah um so he said he would ask
and i think he was joking but now this is me peer pressure him okay like an actual announcement yeah
okay because ted just posted a video last week and it has three million views within like four
days okay so we'll have one yeah okay we love you ted yes we love that anyone's popping anyone
who's popping i'm like please come on the. We love you, Ted. Yes, we love that. Anyone who's popping, I'm like, please come on
the podcast. I see Tara everywhere.
Tara, Tara, Tara, Tara.
I watch the clip where she's like, it's Tara,
not Tara. I was like, I know, I know it's Tara.
Anyone that's popping, I'm always appreciative
when they come on. Jake and Johnny hit a million views. We love you.
Rick and Tana, waiting for you guys to come back
from the... I literally texted Tana. I was like, when are you guys coming
back? Let's do a little... When's our break? Yeah, there's a little
break coming up around Coachella time. I'm like,
I can come down to Coachella. We can do a little interview. I need to, when are you guys coming back? Let's do a little. When is our break? Yeah, there's a little break coming up around Coachella time. I'm like, I can come down to Coachella.
We can do a little interview.
I need to know what's going on with the tour.
I always get so many tweets about the tour as if I'm on tour with them.
Like, I get t-shirts.
I heart Trisha Paytas.
There's all these, like, cool things.
Oh, yeah, the Trisha Rising.
Yeah.
She offered to send me one, too.
She's like, I can make one in pink.
And my tavern makes a little appearance in there.
So you guys check it out.
It's a good time.
We also have trophies.
This was from my husband.
My husband always buys me these little trophies if you don't know.
And this is finally your time to shine.
Like what era was this?
There was a time he'd bring home little trophies for me and I was like.
We were still in Laurel Canyon.
And he'd always just bring over like trophies.
And I mean, the other one was during quarantine
And I think he just hit 4 million on TikTok
He got me this
What queen of TikTok
This was made
This was like
Well you know it was made babe
Yeah I chose the shoe
Chose the pattern
Everything
This has been in my office too ever since
This has been
What queen of TikTok
I think Ryland Adams gave me that title originally in his podcast.
That's how he introduced you.
Yeah.
He called me the woke queen of TikTok.
Am I woke?
Would you consider me woke?
I think you have a good balance, you know?
You don't want to be too woke and you don't want to be too.
I try to be woke, honestly.
I want people to know that I'm on the woke side.
I never want to be like on the not woke side.
You know what I mean?
Like when Emma Stone won her Oscar last night, I was like not woke side. You know what I mean? Like when Emma Stone
won her Oscar last night,
I was like, oh no.
You know what I mean?
And I think she did too.
I think she's like, oh no.
Like Lily Gladstone,
this is for you.
You know, like
I think you kind of have to.
And that is obviously
she deserves to win
and be there.
I don't want to say that,
but it is one of those things
where you just don't ever want to be
on the wrong side.
You know what I mean?
Of the movement
of the world and human society.
Yeah. And I think, I mean, I feel Of the movement of the world and human society. Yeah.
And I think – I mean, I feel like woke sometimes is a negative connotation.
Oh, really?
But I think because as a word, it was made by people to, like, make fun of, like, wokeness.
But I think it's good.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's better to be awake than dead.
Yeah.
Period.
You know?
Period.
That's it.
Use that quote.
Like, Marilyn Monroe, when I'm'm dead that'll be someone to say that
better be awake
than dead
that'll be like
lectures and colleges
and seminars and stuff
and they'll quote that
when they teach liberalism
or whatever it is
I see it happening
I was listening to
Kindle in the Wind
by Ellen John today
and it's about
Marilyn Monroe
and he was obviously
like a little kid
when she died
and someone that's
a little kid
when I pass away
is probably gonna write
like these anthems
about me
and Malibu's gonna be like
that's my mom
that's my mom.
That's how I said it. One day I'll see it.
I'll see it.
Yeah.
Anyway, should we talk about the Oscars?
Or should we?
What are we talking about?
Oh, the trophies.
Oscars.
That's a good segue to Oscars.
Oscars.
Oscar.
How was it for you?
Overwhelming?
Underwhelming?
It was okay.
How was it for you?
I thought it was great.
Oh, you did?
Well, I watched the first half and then I got bored and then I fast forward to go see
the I'm Just Ken because I remember talking about it.
Yeah.
I mean, highlight of the night was I'm Just Ken.
Oh, for sure.
Yeah.
Right?
Yeah.
Okay.
That was like, blew my mind.
Even Emma Stone in her little after win thing was like, oh, she busted her dress because
she was so into it.
She said it.
And I was like, everyone just, it was so good.
Like how that didn't win.
Like obviously Billie Eilish, amazingly so talented.
Obviously probably like a better song.
But just like popularity alone.
I feel like it should win based on popularity.
Like we don't talk about Bruno and stuff, which lost to Billie Eilish.
But I was shocked it didn't win.
It was so good.
Billie song is more of like an Oscar song. So it does make win. It was so good. Billie's song is more of like an Oscar song.
Yeah.
So it does make sense.
It does make sense.
And it kind of just encapsulates what the movie is about.
And actually, I feel like very intelligent about that.
Because when she uploaded the video to YouTube, I was like one of the first comments.
And I said, this is going to win an Oscar.
Wow.
And that's like in the comment section, timestamped and everything.
So.
When did you make that comment?
Last slide? Yeah. Whenever she posted the YouTube video. Wow. and everything. So when did you make that comment? Yeah.
Whenever she posted the YouTube video.
You know, yeah, it's good.
It was good.
But I don't know.
The performance just gave me chills.
I know.
I feel like if he had like a performance like that before voting, it might have swayed people
because it was so good.
It's what the Oscars needed.
A little fun.
Jimmy Kimmel was good.
I thought like people kind of dogged on him.
But I mean, compared to all the other comedians we've had from like every award show, I Jimmy Kimmel was good. I thought, like, people kind of dogged on him, but, I mean, compared to all the other comedians
we've had from, like, every award show,
I felt like he was good.
He wasn't, like, insulting,
like, you know, too much.
Like, he could have insulted
so many people, and I felt like
he was pretty, like, his jokes
were good, you know?
Yeah, it was okay.
Intelligent.
Yeah.
Well, I thought it was just okay.
Oh, really?
The first, like, the opening opening,
he, like, made a joke about barbie oh um
just about like it was that scene you know when she's at the bus stop and she sees the old lady
she's like oh you're beautiful right yeah but he said oh thank you i'm so hungry like kind of like
you're starving to like be pretty you know i was like okay that's kind of like oh i know we've
gotten so past like being skinny to be pretty jokes I'm like okay whatever oh I see got it yeah didn't get it but got it yeah um and then his like he had a weird
exchange with like Robert Downey Jr. like the drug jokes in the beginning but right I get it
but don't you think Robert Downey Jr. was kind of like with it I think he must have had to approve
it yeah but it was still kind of just like okay even I'm not like a huge like Robert Downeyey jr standard or anything but like if he's about to win an oscar it's like making fun of
his like drug stuff and kind of like he was going back to it like it was kind of like okay yeah but
then it was like what was that a drug reference you know well didn't he do that robert downey jr
he went like that like i think he went like on the nose like reel it in he was saying like really
oh i thought it was like do you have some and He was saying like reel it in. Oh, I thought it was like, do you have some? And he was saying like, okay, keep it.
Oh, got it.
Okay.
I thought it was – okay.
I thought he was perpetuating it further so that Jim becomes like, okay, we'll take it
one step further.
Yeah, right.
I feel –
It was just a little awk, but it wasn't terrible.
Yeah.
At least there was no like –
Joe Coy.
What's the opposite of what?
Like what?
Like the Joe Coy golden gloves.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Like boobs or whatever or –
It wasn't like cringe.
It was just like.
The Will Smith situation, you know.
No slaps.
No slaps.
Yeah.
Right.
Best behavior.
Yeah, because like his Lily Gladstone joke was like, I was like, oh, no, where is he
going to go with that?
But it was like good.
It was about her like wanting to be like, what is it?
Murderous Hornets researcher before.
Oh, yeah.
And so it's like, okay, so that's what I was saying.
Kind of like smart jokes about stuff.
I was kind of like, okay, that's good because, you know, people can go so tacky and tasteful.
But I don't like Jimmy Kimmel, for the record.
I think he's too woke for me.
He's like Mr. Woke.
And I'm just like, let's not forget the man show, Jimmy Kimmel.
Let's not forget the time where you had all these girls just shaking their boobies.
I remember like looking at castings when I was like 16 or 15 or something like that.
And they were like looking for, what are they called?
The Juggies or something.
What?
Yeah, that was the name of the girls.
And they had to jump on trampolines
while him and Adam Carolla
were like sipping beer.
So he went like the completely
opposite direction.
And I don't like that
when someone just goes like so wokeness.
It's like, okay, let's not forget your past.
You know what I mean?
Or at least just be balanced.
I don't think someone can go completely 360.
You know what I mean?
But I don't know.
Maybe again, who knows?
Maybe one day I'll be super woke
and just like have no bad takes. I'll just
always be with her. And you'll get a new trophy
when you get that title. I'll be the super woke
queen of TikTok. The next level.
Yes, next level wokeness.
Vanessa Hudgens
pregnant? Yeah, I was so happy for
her. She looks great. I wonder how far along
she is because her wedding was kind
of recent. We're doing the math. I thought
that too because she got married the same time I was married, like two years
prior.
So we got pregnant at our wedding and our baby was due September.
But she looked pretty far along.
Yeah.
Not to no judgment, but she looked so snatched at her wedding.
So it didn't look like she was pregnant at all at her wedding.
But she looked like me, like seven months almost.
I know.
I was kind of gagged.
I heard rumors that she was pregnant but
i didn't expect her to be so like far along but yeah i mean she looked really good at her wedding
that's the only thing i think of because sometimes you know especially tiny girls when they get
pregnant they show like at the beginning but it didn't look anything so either that or she just
shows more she looked really good i liked her all black ensemble do you think was that some butler
there no no no not even at the parties i don even at the parties, I don't think. The Vanity Fair?
I don't think he was there either.
Remember last year when he dodged her?
Yeah.
When she was like right in front of him?
And looked at the phone.
Yeah.
I always think about that.
Because she was on the red carpet last year.
And I was like, do they make sure she doesn't interview him?
Probably.
Someone somewhere is like, don't.
Because especially for like the official Oscars or like ABC ones, they're all like pre-books.
Oh, okay.
And like they have time slots and stuff.
So they already know like when
someone's gonna come in Austin Butler
is my dream guest Austin Butler
if you are watching this is my
I love his voice
I love everything about him supposedly he's gonna
reprise his role as Elvis in Timothee Chalamet's
Bob Dylan biopic and I'm like
absolutely like that was the
best news for the week for me that was my highlight of the week
I was like we have to talk about this.
And I would love him to come on Just Trish as his Elvis.
Like, I just think he's so good at it.
And I just, I love him.
I love his voice.
I love everything.
I love when he talks, I almost did.
Like, I just love it.
Like, he's my fave.
Oh, my God, he's my fave.
I don't know what it is about him, but I really.
And you haven't seen Dune 2 yet.
No.
No.
Oh, but he looks so good in Dune 2.
Wait, really? Yeah. Okay, I'll go see it. Okay. Well, you didn't sell dune 2 yet no no oh but he looks so good in dune 2 really yeah yeah okay
well you didn't sell it on me last week you're like ah i don't know what's going on and i was
like oh god i'm gonna sit through and then i keep seeing like stills and then of austin like in his
shirtless scenes and then i'm reminded i was like oh yeah i was like he was actually really good
i'm going i've officially become like an old lady like an old mom where i'm like oh're shirtless. Let's go look at shirtless boys. I always thought people who went to
Chippendales were so cheesy. I was like, Oh, like all these middle-aged women going to like, okay,
relax grandma. And it's like, it's literally me. I'm like, Oh, he's Charlotte. Let's go see Dune.
So weird. And I'd never been like that. I always thought it was so cheesy. I was like, Oh,
people are weird. And now I'm that person officially, but, um, he might even, well,
Zach Efron probably has my heart.
But anyways, that's the whole thing.
We'll talk about Rick Easton.
But we'll talk about that later.
Did you watch it?
Oh, no.
I didn't watch Rick Easton.
Nikki.
That was so good.
Anyways, it was so good.
I was so excited you were going to watch it.
I did – I forgot it came out, actually, to be honest.
When did it come out?
Last Friday?
Yeah.
Oh.
So good.
It's my best movie of the year.
That's a complete 180 from when you saw the
trailer and said why would anyone why would he make this movie zach is too good for this yes
and john cena's like oh i hate john c and literally the best part of the whole movie even like
outshining zach atheron like so good so funny the writing was i was like laughing out loud
right was it funny or am i just like was i just on something no they definitely pushed the comedy
side of it like there's there's some funny it's so funny the writing was so good but then john cena's like
delivery was so good i was like god this is a really funny movie literally so funny i feel
like they don't make those comedies anymore i thought that was so good it gave me like
old school vibes or like you know just those like vince vaughn like will ferrell type movies it was
like so so good i was a lot of men you know i think you know as much as i'm like anti-men
sometimes i'm like okay i guess we need them you know what think you know as much as I'm like anti-men sometimes I'm like okay
I guess we need them you know what I mean I guess they're kind of funny I guess they're kind of cute
or whatever like that but um it's good you have to watch it Anderson Tino's in it I still can't
get over that I was like how is this what that's crazy he had like one role in the office and now
he's like in a starring movie with Zac Efron good for him but like damn I am becoming a little bit
of a John Cena fan I think i know me too what do you
see him in well or watch him naked at the oscars oh right back to the oscars yes yeah
although it's so hairless and smooth that it's also like you don't like it i feel like it's a
little too slippery like like a little too dolphin coated like i feel like you know i touch it yeah like you you know when you touch a dolphin they're just like how many dolphins have you
touched consensually i just touched up you yeah have you at sea world when i was a little kid
no you didn't how i mean i did too for the record we don't know why you're acting like it's so crazy
but you act like you were like this like expert on dolphins i was like oh my gosh well
you know you go to a little pool where you feed this is that sea world promo this is back before
it was canceled don't go but when i was little i used to go like every summer and i remember i'd
be the big thing you get the little carton of fish like the little sardines or whatever they
are and then you walk on over and you feed them and it i was always like petting the little heads
like okay so you didn't go in with them no no no once i got youtube money that's the first thing i
did i went to sea world to become one of the trainers where you get the wetsuit and stuff and
you get to go in and then there's one you get to hug a blue like it's such a cool experience and
then you find out the crappy side of sea world and it's like oh man like i want to take my daughter
so bad but i was like i just know like it's just not good for those animals they like dying
captivity it's so sad but before i knew all oh my God, that was like the first day
I spent money.
I was like,
yeah,
absolutely.
Let's go swim with the dolphins
and the dolphins are so sweet.
I did one in Mexico,
a dolphin excursion
where the dolphins like
take you underneath
like all the way
to the bottom of the drain
and I was like,
and I had like extensions
at the time.
I was like,
I hope my extensions
will get caught.
It was crazy.
They really take you
so far down
and you're just like,
oh my God.
Were you grabbing onto
its like fin?
Yeah.
Wow.
You held onto the fin.
Well, I actually think this one I might have been like hugging it like this.
Oh, wow.
And it took you down.
Either that or maybe it was the fin.
I can't remember.
There's a video of it somewhere.
And yeah, I loved him too.
I guess I touched a lot of dolphins too.
So I don't know.
The way you said it though was just like you knew so much.
You know like when you pet a dolphin, I was like, I guess I did too.
Yeah, you're right.
We're bougie.
I wish it was safe and good for them to have people around because I would love to go visit
dolphins.
I know.
They're pretty.
They have some like out in the ocean.
I forget what it's called, but it's like it's in the ocean, but they have it kind of like
squared off.
So that's supposed to be better for them because a lot of them are being like rehabilitated.
Are they going to be in the thumbnail?
There was a thumbnail where you had a dolphin in there one time.
That was when we were exposing dolphins for being. it do well probably i'm sure sometimes i look back
at old hot topics i'm like oh my god they get like a million views like later on yeah love that
way to put a dolphin in the thumbnail um i don't like john cena's dolphin body you know what i mean
like it's not for me and i don't like i again i truly don't love muscles but it is one of those
things where you kind of like look at and you're just like kind of impressive. I mean, how you build all that, you know what I mean?
It's kind of impressive.
Yeah, and like the V is like kind of crazy.
Oh, like in the –
Yeah.
To me, that doesn't look as appealing because I just don't – you know, you think about
everything and you're just like that feels like it would be uncomfortable.
Oh, I guess so, yeah.
Like bumping up on you.
Yeah, you're right.
God, could you imagine just like bones?
I don't know.
Right? Wouldn't it feel that way? I don't know. Right?
Wouldn't it feel that way?
I don't know.
I like skinny guys,
but like,
but you don't feel
so much the bones.
I feel like that kind of stuff
where you just see them.
It's just like,
that's a lot.
And like muscle.
I like when muscle
looks like kind of soft.
His muscle looks like hard.
You know what I mean?
Wait, you like
when muscle's soft?
Like it looks soft.
Like it kind of like
is bouncy,
if that makes sense.
But his looks like the hard muscle. So you don't like that? You don't like the hard muscle? Not like personally, soft like it kind of like is bouncy okay right yeah it looks like the hard muscle so you don't like that you don't like the hard not like personally but again
kind of like you like i appreciate art are you are you looking at a picture of him now yeah
and this angle is like kind of from high so that's how you can see like really the shadow of like oh
the v did you see what it looked like from behind yeah i had like his little diaper thing up kind of a bold choice for the oscars
if we're gonna play devil's advocate it's kind of like that's kind of like a lot to come out
naked on stage i know but i guess it was for a good cause in the long run because it's kind of
standing up for like the costume design like union okay because um within like the next year like a lot of the costume design and
like the crew unions um have to like renegotiate so they could like be um on strike or something
so when i saw that i was like okay it's like maybe for a cause yeah we love that i was in a
ricky stinicki promo without my knowledge i saw that what the hell was that do you know what it
was or who posted it?
I saw Flight House posted, but I don't think it was from Flight House or was it?
It must have been from whatever Amazon, maybe.
I don't know, right?
I have no idea.
I was shocked.
All of a sudden, I literally opened my Instagram and I'm like, oh, no.
But when you were recording that and you were saying Ricky Stinicki, you didn't think anything of it?
No, because people always ask me for a script, like two words.
So I thought, okay, someone's into this movie or something so and they kind of go i'm not gonna lie whoever
did that kind of want to like the the roundabout way because there's like a business cameo that
charges like more money if you are like doing promotion i got rejected by george santos because
i was like hey will you come on just trish and like this is a business cameo i'm rejecting this
pay my business amount so it's kind of like a little annoyed i was kind of like if it wasn't
ricky stincky i'd be like okay fine, fine. But like, it was Ricky Stinicki.
So I was like, all right, I'll be part of the promo.
But they had me, Sarah Palin, Mike, the situation.
It was so weird.
Like literally the line was like, yeah, it was like, say I blame Ricky Stinicki.
It's all his fault or something like that.
And so I did the line.
But then my cameos, I make them like three, four minutes.
So then I was like, oh, like, I hope you like the movie.
Like, I thought I'm like talking to someone.
I was like, okay, a little sneaky with the personal cameo but I don't know who posted it originally
but I was I know I'm so curious I'm so curious I was like a little bit annoyed it is crazy that
you were like included with such esteemed and notorious Sarah Palin in the situation
oh no about that all the comments like wow these people fell off
they're broke
I was like I think that's fine
whatever but I was like
I love a cameo I'll do a cameo all day long still
I did say I might shut it down because I was just like
okay like they kind of get to be
it's stressful when one comes in I want to get it done right away
and so I just like want to do it and then I'm like maybe I should wait till Christmas
now I'm a little busier these days
yeah I think it's like a seasonal thing.
Yeah.
You should get on for the Christmas holidays.
My mom's on Cameo.
Really?
Yeah.
Weren't you on Cameo or never?
Never.
Never?
You should have been as like Jesus back when you looked like him.
I don't care.
Maybe.
Maybe.
Grow back out.
Everyone get on Cameo.
My mom does them sometimes.
I'll hear her doing Cameos upstairs.
I was like, okay.
I live for that. That's funny. Maybe I'll get one from her. Yeah. She's buying Cameo. My mom does them sometimes. I'll hear her doing Cameos upstairs. I live for that.
That's funny.
Maybe I'll get one from her.
Yeah.
She's buying Cameos.
I love a good Cameo for sure.
John Cena was great.
That was a good highlight.
Did you see Liza Koshy falling?
Poor thing.
I was like.
Poor thing.
Totally thought, oh my God, that would be me.
But did you see the shoes she was wearing?
I was like, why would you wear those huge platforms?
I guess because she's so little.
Oh, you think for height reasons?
I was kind of seeing.
Because you couldn't see them.
Especially because the dress,
like,
if she needed it to be,
if like,
say the dress was like
a certain length already
and they couldn't like,
hem it in time or something,
maybe like,
I think someone could have
done something for her.
I guess in theory,
you look better taller.
That's why at a wedding
you're supposed to wear heels.
I wore sneakers at my wedding
for that reason.
Because I was like, I do not want to fall. I don't want to trip. I don't want to be uncomfortable. So when I saw the shoes, I was like, well, Jesus, taller. That's why at a wedding, you're supposed to wear heels. I wore sneakers at my wedding for that reason. Because I was like, I do not want to fall.
I didn't want to trip.
I don't want to be uncomfortable.
So when I saw the shoes, I was like, well, Jesus.
That's why you spilled.
And it was bad.
It was a bad tumble.
She handled it good.
She laughed it off.
But how awful.
On the red carpet at the Oscars.
Even though she was joking it off, I feel like you can kind of tell.
Obviously, that's a bummer.
At the Oscars, the trip.
No, it's like literally so.
It's like embarrassing for that person.
You know what I mean?
Just for them to feel like.
Because if it was me, I'd be so embarrassed.
I would never let that down.
And the photographer is like sound effect.
Yeah.
Ooh.
It's like, damn.
It's like a Disney Channel show.
Well, whoever came to help her, two people came to help her and get her up.
Thank God.
Because it would have been worse if she didn't have people to help her.
Oh, my God.
No, that was – that I felt bad for.
I was like, oh, man.
That would have been me.
But she actually handled it good.
I guess again, don't wear those big shoes.
Even Sugar and Spice when they're here, they walk so well.
But like they'll fall too.
Because like when you're – those bigger shoes, like you just will.
Like it doesn't matter how tiny, petite, great of a walk you go, you will always fall.
Yeah.
And I feel like those carpets are slippery, those little red carpets.
Really?
Like with the wrong shoes.
Yeah.
Oh, I didn't know.
I'd probably wear sneakers. I don't think I'd wear With the wrong shoes. Yeah. Oh, I didn't know. I'd probably wear sneakers.
I don't think I'd wear heels to a carpet
for sure. Oh, yeah. Everyone was sad that you weren't
at the Oscars. Oh, the TikTokers
were there. Some of those TikTokers are
wild. Our favorite, Hayley Bailey, she was there.
Wait, was she at the Oscars? Yeah.
Oscars? Oh, I didn't see her. Because she saw Ryan Gosling
go by and she goes, I'm just
kidding. He's like, thanks.
And it was, every time I was like, cringe, cringe, cringe. And that's why, and I love Hayley Bailey's like thanks and it was every guy was like cringe
cringe cringe and that's why and i love hayley bailey but i was the same i was like wow she
really went for it like on the red carpet and he's like walking in with his sister and i was
like okay girl like that was funny she goes for it and he's like okay thanks yeah she was there
i mean everybody was there i want to say yeah so many people were there was a uh chris olsen you know i don't i didn't see anything about it i didn't see it either and i feel like i
would have heard if it was there you know yeah i'm surprised because there was a lot of tiktokers
my favorite i don't know if you know her do you know alex kansani no but i like the name oh she's
like a model slash tiktoker um but she's just like wild because she's like tall and beautiful but she's
like buck wild on tiktok and like the contrast is like crazy oh really i don't think i've ever
seen her i'll send you some of hers because she's everything she's like she's friends with
choice of on actually she has a lot of let's get her on the podcast yeah he's in la alex come on
down oh my gosh um i love her she was there and she was serving. Oh. So is she like a model or a TikToker mostly?
She's an official model.
Okay.
Like she does like Paris fashion.
Like high fashion.
Oh wow.
So she's like tall and skinny and beautiful and all that.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh.
My favorite look was Ariana Grande.
Yeah.
She looks so pretty.
I mean she's like a little annoying but I love her.
Like I just love her.
You know what I mean?
I'm fully on board for her.
Her album's great.
Yeah.
The album's amazing. SNL skits were good. Her songs are great. I love her vibe. just love her you know what i mean i'm fully on board for her her album's great yeah the album's amazing snl skits is more good her songs are great i do too and i love that she
does like every music video is like a recreation of like a movie or something she like cosplays
things and i like love that it's very trish coded it is and it's also like she tries to be quirky
not tries to be but she picks the quirky movies like eternal sunshine to like pair to do her like
little version of it or 16 candles and i was just like i love that me too
i really am fully on board again with ariana yeah she's with evan i mean i've always loved her but
you know some things it's like you know you have a friend and sometimes your friend makes choices
and you're like i don't know girl but you're that's still my friend you know right she's not
doing anything crazy she's not gonna like the island or something so sweet like yeah and it's
you can't look at her
and like
think that she has any malintent
because really she is so sweet
I've always said that
I'll die saying that
yeah
when I worked in radio
she was sweet
every time she's interviewed for TV
she's always sweet
nice to everyone around her
every single group member
like every intern
every PA
like
I love that
so kind
the area naters
they always try to defend her
and be like
okay
this happened
Dalton cheated on her.
This happened.
And then two months.
And then this wasn't what happened.
So they try to like really go hardcore.
So maybe they're right.
Maybe there's something to it.
I was like, all right, maybe it's there or something.
I don't know.
But I just love her.
I do too.
I never cared about her before.
Like I said, I didn't really care either way.
And now I like actually like love her.
So maybe the whole scandal.
I keep thinking of your quote, like we should just talk about her, i keep thinking of your quote like we should just talk about her how talented she is like let's just
talk about the music but seriously we should because i go once again the music video came
out everyone's talking about like the deeper meaning of like oh it's about mac miller's
about this and it's just like i mean i guess like it's okay i get it like the dog was i went deep
into the ariana hole and i was like oh yeah this is more about like mac than dalton which makes
more sense and did she have two music videos come out then just one i mean she had yes and a couple
months ago maybe two months ago and then um one that just came out when the album came out what's
that one we can't be friends we can't be friends yeah oh my god wait why did i think there was
that's an l performance maybe you're thinking of that. Maybe. Because it was very like sex.
With the water behind her.
Yes.
Yeah.
She was great on SNL too.
Her people pleaser skit.
I thought she was great.
I don't like the host of SNL though.
Oh, Josh Brolin.
Yeah.
He gives me the ick.
He's in Dune.
Yeah.
Oh, ew.
What?
Is he?
He has a small role in Dune.
I think that's what he was promoting.
Oh.
Timothy's.
Do you remember what he was?
I don't remember.
He was like Timothy's like guard or something.
I don't know.
The sequel.
We didn't see the sequel.
He's in the first one too.
He returns.
Oh.
Did you know what he was in the first one, the old man?
He was like Timothy's guard or something.
I don't know.
He like – I don't know.
But he's back anyway.
He came back for the sequel.
He was Thanos in the Avengers, that guy.
Oh.
Yeah.
He was in a Quentin Tarantino movie
called Death Proof
that no one saw
it was really good
I didn't like him in it
but it was a good movie
overall
what else happened
at the Oscars
I feel like that was
pretty much it right
let me check my notes
Emma Stone winning
but like
no but I love that
TikTok is finally
catching on to what
I said months ago
where it's like poor things is such an inappropriate movie and I'm not good at articulating what I mean when I love that TikTok is finally catching on to what I said months ago where it's like
poor things is such an inappropriate movie.
And I'm not good at articulating what I mean when I say that.
Like I just remember like watching the movie and be like, oh, I don't like this.
Like definitely not funny.
I don't know.
Someone call it like a comedy or something.
It's definitely not funny.
But like TikTok is articulating it so well.
Now my whole TikTok page is this.
I have people angry about it, about how it's like, you know, the child, she's a grown woman's
body, but the brain is an eight year old and how all these guys are like her sexual awakening and stuff like that and it's
like this eight-year-old this infant it's everything she does is infantile so the fact that they're
like oh you know marry you need to marry her but it's an eight-year-old brain like the whole that's
what I was trying to say and people weren't like understanding what I was like saying but it was
like a weird inappropriate movie but Hollywood's already so dark with that kind of stuff that I was
like why are they making a movie like this you know what I mean where it's like and I know there's
a deeper meaning because I see this all over TikTok it's like there's a deeper meaning to
this movie and it means this is it's still infantilizing it's like infantilizing and
sexualizing like an eight-year-old brain you know what I mean I just don't like that at all
there's just too many weird stuff on TikTok right now going on I don't click on any of
I don't want to see it but like just so many weird stuff with people posting like
their daughters doing like you know just whatever and just having I don't click on any of it because I don't want to see it. But like just so many weird stuff with people posting like their daughters doing like, you
know, just whatever and just having, I don't know, innocent enough to regular people.
But then the weirdos online and it does become a weirdo thing and it makes it kind of like
makes me sick.
And then when I see stuff like that in Hollywood, it's just like, oh, I just kind of hate it.
So it made me kind of like dislike Emma Stone, even though I loved Emma Stone prior.
Just like, no.
And I was over it.
I was like, OK, we get it.
And she already like won and
i don't know it's just kind of weird yeah in my head she won for eza which is my favorite movie
of all time okay i'll take that amanda bine should have won for eza for sure yeah such a queen best
supporting actress amanda bine i dm her all the time we follow each other on tiktok and
never responded i oh i would gag for amanda bines she was in hairspray easy like she had
the amanda show the filmography of Amanda Bynes.
Oh my God.
She would be my dream career.
Like if I had a career to follow, it would be like Amanda Bynes.
She's iconic.
From an early age.
And now with like the whole Brian Peck stuff coming out and all the new like controversy,
the Dan Schneider of it all.
Like when you watch Dan Schneider on her show when she was like 16 or whatever and they're
like in this hot tub.
I'm like, oh, this is like so.
And I feel like she'd be the one to speak on it because she kind of is like no holds barred right now.
She's kind of like, let me just share everything.
Yeah.
Not that anything inappropriate maybe didn't happen to her, but it's still like crazy.
But – oh, I have to get my Oscar notes.
I feel like something happened.
Okay, Liza.
I had Liza Tripps.
Vanessa Hutchins pregnant.
Jess Kenship won.
Poor things ick.
John Cena, we covered all of them.
Those are the ones I had.
That's funny.
For sure.
I think Paul Giamatti should have won, but other than that – I'm, we covered all of them. Those are the ones I had. That's mine. For sure. I think Paul Giamatti should have won.
But other than that, I'm just so over Oppenheim.
Did Barbie win nothing?
Only best song for Billie.
I'm over it.
Yeah.
I mean, I'm glad award season is over.
It's funny that I have such – I act like I have a dog in the race for Oscars, but literally
the only movie I saw was Barbie and every other movie I see is like the most unserious,
like just not made for art.
What would you say would have been your Oscar best picture?
No Hard Feelings with Jennifer Lawrence.
No way.
That movie.
It would have swept the Oscars, yeah.
Oh, your Oscars?
I would have given that a Razzie Award.
That might have been my least favorite movie.
I remember watching it and being like, this is – although I just found out recently
the guy that's in there was Evan Hansen on Broadway.
Oh.
Yeah.
He was on Zack Sang and he was like singing Waving Through the Window and I was like,
okay, damn.
Like I didn't know that was him, but good for him getting a lead role.
Has he been in anything since?
I don't think so.
I think he went to college though because he put college on hold to do that movie, like
Yale or something.
Ivy League.
Yeah.
Smart.
So yeah.
I feel like maybe he's just back from college.
I like the dad in the movie, Bradley Whitford.
I like Jennifer Lawrence.
Was she there last night?
Yeah.
She presented Best Actress.
I like when they do that.
When they all came out, like there's five of them presenting.
Yeah.
It kind of feels like Avengers or something.
I don't know.
Like the squad.
Totally.
Yeah.
With the pictures behind them.
Yeah.
Al Pacino announcing best picture was iconic.
That would be very authentic.
Giving, yeah, giving no nominations.
Did you see that part?
No.
You didn't see it?
Oh my God.
I just saw it on TikTok because we did stop watching halfway through and I saw it on TikTok.
Al Pacino, it's always the best picture that always gets screwed up.
Because remember in Warren Beatty?
Yeah.
He's like, Lala.
And they're like, no, no, sorry.
Moonlight, you won.
The same thing kind of with Al Pacino.
He just came out and he immediately opened the envelope.
He didn't do the nominations or anything.
So he's like, I see Oppenheimer.
And everyone's like, and then all of a sudden, then he starts reading the card.
Christopher Nolan.
And then the music starts playing.
And they're like, oh, they won.
And then we said to him, it's kind of question mark.
Like, I see Oppenheimer.
Everyone's like, what?
So they never even presented?
Like, went through little clips in each movie?
No.
No nominations.
No anything.
I didn't even see the cast accept it.
Did they say anything about it?
Or they're just like, okay, thanks.
I think they just accepted it.
They're like, we'll just take it.
But he did us a favor.
I mean, we knew that's the one's going to win.
Yeah, like, let's wrap it up.
Just get there.
That's what people said.
They're like, he should announce
every award.
It's just like right away,
boom.
That was,
that was kind of everything.
Yeah,
it was good.
I like it.
Of all the shows,
I mean,
Oscars get me.
Everything else,
I'm like,
whatever.
Yeah.
And I mean,
it's just so iconic.
Like,
you have so many A-listers.
Even though I watched
literally none of the movies,
it's hard to like,
you know,
not get into it.
Oh, the dog.
I did see the controversy with the dog.
What was the controversy?
Oh, like, so the dog, Messi, he was at the Oscars brunch or luncheon.
And studios were complaining because it was so popular.
Like all the celebrities wanted to hang out with the dog.
And it got so much attention that the studios were like, that's not not fair the dog is going to take all the attention and sway voters so the
dog was banned from going to the oscars even though the dog is in an oscar nominated movie
but he wasn't nominated not personally but he did have a really good performance i did watch the
clip i watched the like a it was a compilation of just a dog scene in anatomy of the fall
and the dog was like kind of slang messy shout out messy
a really good actor what part of it was slang the dog overdoses and like fakes dead yes and
gets resuscitated back to life and then he's like coming back to life in the eyes it looks like
i don't know i think the dogs are really good actor we should have him on i mean
yeah messy i would love that he was yeah he did get the oscars last night but that was also I don't know. I think the dog's a really good actor. We should have him on. I mean, dog is good watching.
Messi.
I would love that.
He was, yeah, he did good at the Oscars last night, but that was also pre-filmed.
Did you see how they filmed it?
The part of the scene?
It was only like seven people around him. I know.
It's such a scam.
So I'm like, maybe they really wanted him out of there.
Like, okay, he won't be at the show.
Messi.
He should have been able to walk the red carpet.
He did a good job.
Oh, yeah, he did?
No.
Oh, he wasn't allowed?
That's so rude.
I guess he was really banned.
Anatomy of a Fault.
See, I never even heard of any of these movies. It's a French movie. Oh. No. Oh, he wasn't allowed? That's so rude. I guess he was really banned. Anatomy of a Fallen. See, I never even heard of any of these movies.
It's a French movie.
Oh.
Yeah.
I literally only know because I watched the compilation.
Of the dog.
Of the dog, yeah.
And it was all in French.
I didn't know that.
The Paul Giamatti movie.
What was that one?
I don't remember.
The Holdovers.
You see it?
No.
I feel like I would like those movies.
I like Paul Giamatti.
I feel like I would like those movies.
But I was like, I don't.
I know.
I feel invested.
I'm like, Lily Gladstone.
Love her.
But I have not seen the movie.
You haven't seen it?
That one's long, too, they said.
Yeah.
Leonardo DiCaprio was in that one.
Robert De Niro.
I mean, how did they not get nominated?
Leo wasn't even there.
He kind of just skipped it.
I guess maybe he knew he wasn't going to win anything.
Well, I don't think he got a nomination, but the movie.
But they really don't like Leo.
I know.
It was just the one Oscar.
Yeah.
But even Ryan Gosling, he's been nominated's been nominated what like three or four times never won
what did he nominate for um like there was i forget one one movie when he was younger and
i feel like maybe blue valentine maybe never that one no um his like random dramas so he's also a
i never liked him before barbie actually was a big ryan gosling hater i always thought like
well i don't get it i hated hated The Notebook, hated everything.
And that's how Barbie was like, okay, he's pretty good.
I really do love the Kens.
They really did make an impact.
They were so good.
That was – and the fact that it said Ken behind – I'm like, oh, man, this is really
the patriarchy at its finest.
We're all just supporting the Kens more than Barbie.
And honestly, it is.
It's slay that it is.
I'm sorry.
I'm just – Ken was great.
We blamed Greta Gerwig for that one because she fought for that to stay in the film.
And I was like, oh, well, that's what happens.
Because Barbie should have a song, like an equal song, you know, so that way there could have been something to compare it to, you know?
Yeah.
But –
I guess so.
I don't know.
I see – I don't really think the Ken song like is – like I'm very anti-patriarchy.
But when I see the Ken song and the Ken's in the movie, I don't know.
It doesn't scream patriarchy to me because I feel like it's so camp.
Right.
Even Ryan Gosling said this, Ashley.
He said that he thinks he's like 49% woman.
Ken is 49% woman or Ryan Gosling?
Ryan Gosling, yeah.
I would love that explanation.
I think that's why girls really like him and gays and everyone.
What makes him a woman?
I think he's just kind of baby girl coded.
I got in trouble when i said i felt like a
man and the people always come for me they're like well what makes a man and then i said this is why
i feel like i'm a man and like well that's not what makes a man and i'm like okay well that's
why i felt manly like that's why i felt like a man in my body but then people are like well that
doesn't make a man and here everyone's applauding ryan gosling the patriarchy of it all it's true
it is crazy was it caprio was he with that that? Have you been following that Brian Peck thing?
No.
At all?
The Drake Bell?
You didn't see any of the clips?
No.
He's coming out.
Well, basically, I think it was, oh, God, I don't know how long ago.
I don't know how old Drake Bell is.
I mean, the crime happened probably 20 years ago, but I think they went to trial maybe
15 years ago.
And it's not alleged.
He's a confirmed, I don't know how to say it child essay it was a big thing he was like a um creative
on all these I don't know what he was I guess he was like a something on all these shows um
and yeah he basically was put away and the person that put him away was anonymous and now
it's not out yet as of filming this but apparently it's Drake Bell who was the victim of the assault.
So it was like oral.
It was like all this stuff like that.
And I guess Drake Bell is like talking about it for the first time in this documentary coming out.
Oh, I did see the clip then.
Yeah.
It was like – it was something for Nickelodeon.
I wrote it down.
I did write it down.
It's called – quiet on set.
Brian Peck.
Oh, he was the dialect coach on all these shows.
Yeah, that's what it was.
And I want to say he was – I want to say I saw Leonardo Caprio with him on like Growing
Pain.
So I think he's been around like child stars for a long time doing dialect coach.
Ryder Strong and Will Faudel on their podcast.
It's like a Boy Meets World podcast.
They had talked about it because during that trial – do you know them from Boy Meets
World?
Yes.
So they actually defended Brian Peck.
It gives very Vlogspot vibes in the sense
like people coming to his fence like, oh, well,
he couldn't have been this way. Like, he was nice to me, whatever.
And now they've retracted. They
said when they got on the stand, they were like, what are we
doing here? When they saw like the actual victims or whatever.
So apparently Drake Bell is...
But then there's controversy because
Drake Bell essayed
the girl. So everyone's everyone's like well we shouldn't
give him like any sympathy so i i was like oh like i really followed it just because the whole
nickelodeon involved i would love to like a lot of these child stars it's like so crazy like even
if you look at victorious and stuff like that and see like dan schneider being like weird about their
feet and stuff like that like it's just and you can tell them like shutting down and shutting
off with these like creepy people but this brian peck i guess he's out which is crazy it's like if you did this to a 14 year old like
how are you out like how did you even survive prison i always thought prison when they were
like so hard on people that were like into doing kids yeah so um anyways i i like i like watching
or i like to see it because it's so interesting but where was i going with that right before how
do we say going to brian peck oh i guess le guess Leonardo DiCaprio. But even like Josh Peck and
stuff like that, it's like, he never really talks about like any of that stuff of it. You know what
I mean? I always like want to know. And also I guess it's like, as the parents not around,
I had Corey Feldman on my podcast, The Dish of Trish, and he would just say like his mom would
just like drop him off. Like his mom would be there, but like all the other stuff was happening
like, I guess in like these like little rooms and stuff like that. there, but like all the other stuff was happening. Like,
I guess in like these like little rooms and stuff like that. It's like so weird. I don't know. It's like, how is it that easy in Hollywood to get away with that kind of stuff? You know what I mean?
Like, I don't know. And on that note, I mean, Drake Bell is obviously an offender, but it's
like, I don't think you need to give him sympathy. I think, but it's important. I feel like to hear
the story because I think we always talk about this, how like, if you're like a victim, it can go like one or two ways. Like you can continue being – you can be like a perpetrator.
You can continue the cycle or you can like change it obviously. But a lot of people who are like
offenders were victims before. You know what I mean? Like I feel like that happens a lot.
And not that it's like an excuse, but I think it's like important to like hear those stories,
especially from child stars because I feel like it's just like an industry that's like
still not protected that well.
I don't know.
Especially Drake.
I mean, he's had a lot of issues and so you have to wonder like where this all stems from.
Again, why is that guy out?
Like I just don't understand how it's out.
I don't know.
I find it so fascinating like the fact that – again, it's like not confirmed but like
it's pretty much insinuated that it's Drake Bell because of the interview clips.
I don't know what that's on, but it's coming out.
I think it's Lifetime.
Oh, no.
It's on the ID channel, not Lifetime.
ID's kind of crushing it, too.
They have the Playboy murders.
They kind of have everything.
When does it come out?
Let's see.
March 17th and 18th.
It's a two-part special.
So yeah, this weekend.
I would love to talk to Drake Bell about it, too.
But I also get the fact that he is also an offender and is like, do you want to get
them a platform?
It is kind of hard.
Yeah.
Because I used to love Drake Bell.
I used to love – kind of with the Amanda Show and all that stuff.
I used to really love – I didn't watch Drake and Josh, but I watched the Amanda Show.
I used to think Drake Bell was like so cute.
Didn't he rebrand as like Drake Compañada?
He became like a Mexican singer.
What?
Yeah.
Yeah.
With like a – not a marching band.
One of those – Mariachi. Mariachi. Thank you? Yeah, with like a march. Not a marching band.
One of those called Mariachi.
Thank you.
Yeah.
I had no idea.
And he was singing in Spanish.
What?
Yeah, he had a whole reprim.
Down in Mexico.
Okay.
I guess maybe after his offense, maybe he was trying to become a different person. And like, yeah, escape.
Kind of worked because I didn't know about all of it.
And I was just kind of like, oh, I guess it kind of worked or something like that.
He wasn't at Josh Pack's wedding. So that's the tea. Were you a Nickelodeon person? Yeah. Would. Kind of worked because like I didn't know about all of it and I was just kind of like, oh, I guess it kind of worked or something like that. He wasn't at Josh Pack's wedding.
So that's the tea.
Were you a Nickelodeon person?
Yeah.
Growing up.
What did you watch?
All That, Amanda Show, Drake and Josh, iCarly, Victorious.
Oh, so you were very that.
Yeah.
Okay.
And I started Nickelodeon and then I discovered Lizzie McGuire and then I became like more
Disney coded.
But yeah.
Disney. I think the Disney stars made it out a little better than the nickelodeon stars for the most part yeah i saw
like a little tweet that was like it had like ashley tisdale vanessa hudgens bridget mendler
brenda song it was like oh they're all mothers yeah it made me emotional yeah i feel like they
kind of worked out okay yeah the nickelodeon people had the Dan Schneiders and Brian Peck, so they probably were a little
more traumatized.
A little more, yeah.
Except for Ariana.
She made it out, I guess.
But maybe that's a testament to her family because she's always been so close with her
family too.
You know, and they've been so involved.
I think that makes a big difference.
I feel like that is the case.
You always hear about people whose families are involved versus people who weren't.
I like Miranda Cosgrove too.
She's so business savvy, just professional professional and I feel like that also has
something to do with it.
Emma Stone was on Night Carly I just found out.
The reboot or the original?
I think the original.
Emma Stone was in a lot of stuff.
She was in a reality TV competition.
Remember that?
No.
She was – it was to look for the next Partridge Family.
They were doing like a remake of the Partridge Family and she auditioned.
Oh my god.
And she was singing and she was like pretty good on it.
I think she went by Emily Stone on the show.
Oh wild. Yeah. I see that pop up sometimes. She was a dog in the sweet life of zach and cody really yeah she was an older i think she was in her teenage years me like
at least 18 because zach and cody came out when i was like 16 17 so i think oh yeah i think she's
i think she's your age right isn't she 34 34 no is she oh i thought she was always older maybe i think she is i just always thought she was doing so much more than me
so i was like oh she has to be older that's how i always think right i was like oh she has to be
like i would guess 37 35 what year 88 oh my god we are the same year one day number six oh my god
we are on the same eight path okay i like that i didn't know god i just see people doing
stuff i just assume they're so much older like mr beast i always assume he's older but i think
he's younger than me i think he's like 26 or 27 yeah i think so because we oh that was our
honor patreon too we tried mr beast chocolate did you finish yours yeah well my freaking boyfriend
ate a lot of it he went and binge ate a lot of the chocolate that was good chocolate it was really
good i hate to say it i saw it at target too and I was like, ooh, I kind of want it.
You should pick some up to see if it tastes the same.
I'll do it.
Because what if we got the elite chocolate?
Because everyone who reviewed it, Keemstar, all these people were like, oh my God, it's
actually the best chocolate.
Yeah.
And it was really good chocolate.
It was so good.
The peanut butter was like oozing out.
It was like so good.
And I was like, is this really how it is at Target?
We need to go to Target and get some and investigate further. I'll fully it yeah 249 so we can expense it incidental okay at the end of the month
249 they add up you know what i mean they add up oh i'm not ariana note though that's my question
did you see internal sunshine it's all the same have you seen the movie no the jim carrey one you
know what it's about though yeah did you know what it's about before the music video?
Or were you like, okay, I get what the movie's about?
I have my – I've known about it like by proxy.
Like I've known a little bit about it, but not really.
I watched it on the way back from our honeymoon actually in the Maldives.
I was like never was interested in it.
The movie poster was the worst movie poster I ever saw.
I remember when it came out, I was like, this looks awful and depressing.
This was when Jim Carrey was in like depressing movies like The Majestic and stuff.
And I was like, no.
But I watched it back and I actually really liked it.
But would you erase all memories of a loved one if you could?
No.
Really?
I don't have anything really that traumatic though.
Like an ex that you were like so in love with.
That's what Eternal Sunshine is.
She's trying to like – she wants to erase all the memories together.
No.
Because I feel like it gives me something to talk about here.
And I only had one. You're a podcaster. Keep the memories. Because No, because I feel like it gives me something to talk about here. And I only had one.
You're a podcaster.
Keep the memories.
Because everyone said
that was so sad.
The music video was like,
I'm crying over this
when she wanted to keep
the necklace,
the memory necklace.
I'm like, no.
And I see some like
TikTok trends
where it's like,
it's kind of,
it's cute but cringe, I guess.
What?
There'll be like people
who just got a relationship
will post like a photo
of them with their ex
and then a photo of them like face-tuned out.
So it's just like an empty space next to them to that song.
Because of the song?
Yeah.
I was like, oh, my God.
No, that's cringe.
Don't post pictures of your ex.
I just think that's weird.
That just looks like obsessive to me.
I don't even think I did that.
I think I did one time do like a clown emoji.
But even that looks obsessive.
I'm just like get rid of all the photos.
Get rid of all the videos.
Like to me, that's the equivalent, I guess guess is like erasing everything like that's immediate like just take every video down everything like erase everything from your life i i mean i just don't
have any bad breakups i've had i've only had like one official breakup everyone one else was like a
situation ship where i got ghosted but it all like just gave me stuff to talk about so at
the end of the day it was like were you in love um i don't think so because they were all really
short but like in my head i was in love you know what i mean but like in retrospect i was not
but especially like my first like official relationship because it we just like moved
so fast like yeah i think within i mean we literally only dated i mean like four months um but like
after like two weeks i was like uh we're like boyfriends and yeah i was posting him no um but
we would like post each other all the time and wow looking back i was like oh my god calm down girl
but yeah yeah it's like that were you did you ever live with someone before your current boyfriend
no yeah me neither yeah that's why i think it's like serious if you like live with someone.
That's why I never – I don't consider any of them serious before because I didn't live with them.
Yeah.
It doesn't feel for real.
No.
Even my sister who's younger than me had like two live-in relationships.
So I'm like that's a relationship.
Like you're living together.
But I never had that.
Would you erase memories if you could?
Have you seen the movie?
Yeah.
Back then.
I loved it back then.
Oh, you did.
Of course you would. It's very artsy.
You have to go to a special theater to see those kind of movies.
No, I wouldn't erase anything.
You wouldn't erase memories?
No.
I would.
Oh, 100%. I wish I could erase so many memories.
If I fell down the red carpet, I wish I could erase that memory.
You know what I mean? For sure.
Because I have so many embarrassing moments like that that I wish...
Stupid things I said to teachers. You know, whatever. Where I would lie about stupid things. many embarrassing moments like that that I wish stupid things I said to teachers. I think just, you know, whatever, where I would
lie about stupid things. I'm like, gosh, I wish I wouldn't have like lied about that. And I was
like so cringe and I don't know, stupid stuff. And I'll go back to Paul Giamatti. I had a teacher
that I was like that always gave me Paul Giamatti movies and we would talk about Paul Giamatti and
I was about sideways and he was asking me about like some sex scene from the movie and I didn't
know what he was talking about because I hadn't seen the movie. I just lied and said I did because
I wanted to seem cool i was
like god i and i still think about that to this day i was like why and he's like you know from
sideways and i was like oh didn't it right okay i forgot about that even though it was a big scene
i was like oh yeah i forgot anyways i think about that constantly well maybe that's the part i wish
i could erase that memory you don't need to think about those things oh gosh so long ago it's so bad
i wish i could erase so many memories off the internet.
I wish I could erase videos off the internet sometimes.
Well, maybe one day that will be possible.
I think it will.
That's why when people are like, what are you going to tell Malibu?
I'm like, by then, these videos will fly away.
Have them extinct.
You know what I mean?
Well, I think by then, there'll be so many videos that she won't be able to tell what's
real and what's not.
AI. Right. Well, the actress struck what's real and what's not. AI.
Right.
Well, the actress struck against that and it's not going to happen.
We're not going to be replaced by AI.
We're probably already being replaced right now. Oh, my God.
Wow.
What do you mean?
I think there's AI in places you don't even know yet.
It's already in the works.
Yeah, I guess I've seen Drive Thru with AI.
You have an AI voice, don't you?
What? Didn't you sign up for AI AI voice, don't you? What?
Didn't you sign up for AI?
Oh, yeah.
What was that?
No, but there's so many songs.
Right now, there's only songs.
Oh, yeah.
All my singing.
All the songs.
You have a whole portfolio online.
That is true.
They're like, no one sings it better than me.
And then it's like Trisha singing it.
Who comes up with these?
Some of these TikTok fan pages are out of control there i heard like tana's um ai voice and someone did it in
korean and it sounded so good it really sounded like her i could see that for her that's a new
era k-pop god could you imagine she'd probably be really big over in korea yeah south korea the
asian canceled tour would kind of go wild maybe they should do it did you
see this is kind of a segue i guess it's a canceled because i have a few canceled do you
bullet points have you seen i haven't seen anything all i saw was the matt rife thing
i didn't see like what happened after but what did you tell me um well did you see when they got
okay i rushed the stage no i. Oh, I think it was...
I thought someone threw an object.
Tana handles it like a pro.
Someone threw an object at me and canceled the rest of the tour.
I'm like, stop it.
You guys are little pricks.
They rushed the stage?
Yeah, a woman rushed the stage.
A grown woman or like a teenager?
She looked grown to me.
Let me pull up the video.
But in my head, I just keep seeing Tana's... Tana booked it. I mean, it's in my head i just keep saying tana's tana booked it i mean
it's very this would be us it was like tana the second she this lady ran towards the stage
tana was gone like booked it and then brooke was just
i would be tana always run in public i run if i see someone that's why i immediately back out
my car if you come near my car, I'm going to immediately back up.
Don't come up to my window.
Good for her.
She has real life experience, too.
That's true.
She has real fear.
No, I don't tour.
That's literally why I would never tour.
I'm so paranoid of that stuff.
I was like, heck no.
I don't want someone knowing where I am live come meet me.
It is really wild.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Where did you see it?
I didn't see that.
Oh, no.
It was on Reddit, but they took the video down.
Why?
It was a wild video, but then Brooke also posted it to her story, so it lives on.
What did she say?
She just posted her sitting there as a fan, rushed to stage, and then she said, Tana did
the right thing, and Tana was booking it.
Oh, my God.
It was literally still Tana mid-run, running off stage, and Brooke sitting there like...
What happened, though? Did the person Brooke sitting there like. What happened though?
Did the person get up on stage?
What happened?
I think she rushed to stage but security stopped her and then she got escorted out and then
she had to do like the walk of shame like down the aisle and everyone was booing her.
Oh my god.
I've heard this in general, not Tana and Brooke, but like the crowds are just wild.
They said there was one girl who was talking about her experience.
I forgot what show it was at.
And she was like just non-stop heckles.
Like because it's like a storytelling tour and people would tell stories and they like, people would just heckle after every little thing, like
a line about something. And they're like, you just can't like enjoy the show that way. And it's like,
what's with their fans? I mean, shout out to the Trisha fans there, but I mean like,
that's when it came around. But like, who is coming to heckle Tana? And mine, by the way,
my tours were so iconic.
People just came by themselves and I love that.
Like it was just a bunch of solo people that like literally didn't know anybody and they'd come and meet each other.
And that's exactly what I would do.
I'd just come by myself.
And every single person, like you came by yourself?
They're like, yeah.
I was like, okay, that's everything.
They just come by themselves and just jam and just whatever.
And they were cool and everyone was excited.
If anyone heckled me at my show, I would cancel it.
I would cancel the cancel tour.
Because they did cancel a show.
They said something about security measures.
But do you think it was related or unrelated?
Do you ask for comments?
I think it was unrelated.
I just heard that – I heard from just people's speculations
that it's just because the area was bad.
So they had to – and they probably taking the bus
would have been like a safety issue.
Was it Cleveland? I forget what – it was in cleveland but um yeah i think they had a new venue no it was
not in california oh i forget where oakland is wild everything is shut down in oakland in and out
everything i think in and out closed its first location ever in oakland because of just like
people being robbed at like every second of the day there oh my god yeah it's crazy don't go to
oakland but um seriously it's like all over my TikTok.
Oh, that's wild.
Yeah, I didn't hear that.
That's scary.
Yeah.
But they didn't say what the girl wanted or –
No, but they called her a fan.
So I guess it was –
Who called her a fan?
And all the – like Brooke did too, like a fan rush of stage.
That is not a fan.
That is a crazy person.
And I say that actually meaning crazy
i mean then i guess it's derogatory to say crazy okay whatever but like mentally unwell we'll say
that okay yeah yeah uh i'm woke woke queen of tiktok
uh well oh that's so interesting yeah i i've been watching it seems to me it seemed drama
free i was like oh nothing really i know crazy's happening like no one. Yeah, I've been watching it. To me, it seemed drama-free. I was like, oh, nothing really crazy is happening.
Like, no one's been late.
They've been showing up on other shows.
Well, they're on a bus.
How can you be late?
The bus is going to leave if you don't come.
I haven't heard any, like, you know, hotel room drama,
George's Gate situation.
I did see the bus tour, though.
Did you see that?
No.
And Brooke is sleeping.
There's six bunk beds.
And Brooke's, like, in the middle. And then there's a's six bunk beds and Brooke's like in the middle
and then there's a big bedroom
in back for Tana
and the
the tea on that is
is Brooke said
in the video
not to me
I didn't know
but in the video
she said they agreed
on getting a bus
with two common areas
oh
but now there's just
one common area
and a big bed
in back for Tana
and I was like
you know Brooke
she's so chill
I'm like is she that chill
about it
we need to reach out
for a statement I don't know would you be that chill about it? We need to reach out for a statement.
Would you be that chill about it if we were on Just Trish tour?
Oh, yeah.
Would you?
Yeah.
You'd be okay sleeping in the bunk bed?
Yeah.
I would feel bad.
Even like whatever.
Just anybody I'd feel bad.
I'd be like, I don't want.
I guess that's why I would never do a bus tour.
Because I'm like.
No, she'll be getting every person a bus.
True.
I know.
We would make no money.
I would feel.
But I guess it makes sense. True. I know. We would make no money. I would feel, but I guess it makes sense.
I don't know.
Well,
if you have a boyfriend on tour,
you're obviously
going to get the bedroom.
Oh,
okay.
Obviously.
Yeah,
I guess I'm like the fattest,
so I should get the back seat.
I was trying to think
how I'd rationalize it with us.
I was like,
well,
if I'm bigger,
I should get the back.
Or maybe she did say, too, that Tana maybe put up more money or something for it.
I don't really know how that works.
Anyways, we're not going on tour.
That sounds like a lot.
Even for one-night shows, I get so many people asking me, like, companies that want to do, like, a one-night in L.A.
And I was just like, most things are that.
I'm like, I don't want any people knowing where I'm at.
I'm just so paranoid about that stuff. I,'t I don't want to advertise like I'm here
yeah I get it you could do it yeah I would do it I was trying to think like uh yeah just Oscar
and then you're on the screen like the tavern I'm gonna pre-record a tavern definitely not a live
that's also too much but everyone pushes me to do live it's
crazy like every single person i was just like no thank you i just never made money at it so i
don't know i mean the whole thing is like it is nice to meet people but and i think they're set
up too when you're just talking it's not like you because you had so many dancers like production
i would have to do production i just like a big production you know what i mean you would have
like a set and stuff because when views went on went on tour, they did the same thing.
They just kind of sat on stage.
Which one is Views?
David and Jason.
They would just sit on stage and I was like –
They had a tour?
Yeah, it was like really big.
I was on tour.
How did I not know?
Oh, that does kind of sound familiar.
John Stamos came out.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's coming back to me.
They were like – it was really big actually.
I would internal Sunshine of the Spotless mind.
Maybe my vlog squad era.
I would get those memories I guess.
When are we going to be reacting to your interviews with the vlog squad?
We have to have a reaction day.
Okay, okay.
Get them around.
I'm so nervous.
Our next day we'll do that.
We'll do like a reaction one for our Patreon.
Because I literally was boots on the ground.
All the vlog squatters.
That's crazy.
All of them.
Literally all of them.
We have an ex-v vlog squatter coming up this Thursday
ooh yeah
did I interview her?
I think I did interview her
did you?
yes
yes yes yes
at a Instagram
it was an Instagram
like beach event
or something
really?
yeah
I would love to see that interview
I have to find that one
because she was so quiet back then
now she's kind of like
definitely become her own person
but back then
we even talked about it on here
I'm like God you were like so quiet
like we never we really just like never talked ever and then when she's kind of like definitely become her own person but back then we even talked about it here i'm like god you were like so quiet like we never we really just
like never talked ever and then when she came on i was like oh my god she was like so interesting
and she had so much to say and i was like oh my god this is like actually amazing and i loved her
but because she was around in the videos but i feel like she was never like a big character or
anything which in retrospect is the way to do it no for sure i asked her about that i was like was
that like a choice you made or whatever and she's like i, I don't know. I think David just didn't think
I was like interesting enough or something.
I don't know.
Because she was always there
and she like literally,
anyways,
guess who it is.
In the comments.
You live there,
you know,
whatever.
So it is kind of interesting.
You would erase that memory.
That's interesting.
Who would I erase?
It's kind of cringe
looking back at it.
Because when people
started sending me clips,
I was like,
oh my God,
I forgot about all this.
I want to see.
And I want to see your talent show too.
I keep asking Moses to show me and I'm like, where is it? I'm like, was it good? I want sending me clips i was like oh my god i forgot about all this see and i want to see your talent show too i keep asking moses to show me and i'm like where
is it like was it good was i want to see what it was it's so weird i can't even throw that in the
reaction yeah i can't wait yeah get those ready i'm excited uh yeah i don't know i want to erase
many yeah i would erase a lot of memories i've done eternal sunshine on myself on a couple people
in my life where i'm just like ah like they literally like there's certain people that just don't exist and don't
cross my mind you know what i mean like not even in a shady way just like it is crazy how your mind
sometimes just does it where you're just like oh my god like i don't even remember like any of you
know what i mean that does remind me well hop the circumnavigate back to canceled but circumnavigate
that was quite a word as i said the word i was like that's a circumnavigate that was quite a word is that a word as I said the word I was like that's a circumnavigate that's some weird diction
okay
oh wait there's a good
circumcision scene
in Worky Stinky
it's so good
adult circumcision
no
baby
oh my god
adult circumcision
scares me
is that a real thing
it's a real thing
and it scares me
don't do that
no
just keep it on
there's people that do it
or
this is a whole other topic but there there's people who want, who are circumcised who want
it back.
So they start like stretching it out to kind of get their.
Why do they want it back?
I don't know.
I guess for the sensory-ness of it.
I have no idea.
Some people prefer it.
Some people do like it.
But I couldn't imagine going, I don't know, that's a lot.
Like stretching it every day
to kind of have it back do you have to reveal to your partner before if you are or not no it's i
feel like it's always a surprise like opening like a little what were those little eggs like
the chocolate eggs that have the toys in it what's what's inside oh no it's the worst surprise though
i feel like you should disclose that i used to on
dating apps towards the end of my dating app career i was asked people because i'm like i don't need a
surprise and like it's just not my thing but some people really prefer it so just just know if you
have like some people actually like love it yeah some people have a preference yeah so nothing
wrong i'm just i had a couple surprises i said i just didn't know what to do with it to be honest
so i was like okay but you learn it if you love someone i guess you could learn it but i think you should have to
disclose it you know what i mean unlike the hookup apps it's like in uh or the gay hookup apps it's
like it's like age uh height interest cut or uncut good they should do that for the hetero ones too
i guess girls you could also be surprised i guess it's just a surprise but
well it's really that big of a deal for the girl for some for me it kind of is i think it helps to
be mentally prepared for it for sure for sure yeah i tell people mine's like meaty before i
you know i tell them before i mean i'm like just so you know because you know you don't want to be
the catfish right so you're just like i have a meaty whatever you know so just so they're aware and then you don't want to be the catfish, right? So you're just like, I have a meaty, whatever, you know, so just so they're aware.
And then you don't want to like have the moment and then the other part of your partner or
hook up, whatever, it's like puzzled.
And like, there's like the hesitancy.
It's like, oh, what do I do with that?
You know, it's like.
I've had that happen.
I think that's why.
I've had that happen once.
And I remember someone pushing on the wrong thing.
I'm like, that's just fat.
That's not anything to push on.
But if you want to push there, you can.
So I didn't know.
You don't know what to compare yourself to. So, when you're young you don't know but i just always had more of a thick
v than other girls some girls just don't have anything there and i'm always just like okay so
yeah anyways there's a one person just not now and i was like anyways i guess you shouldn't have
to disclose but just know that there is everyone loves everything like no matter what type of V or P you have, like people love a lot.
People like a little.
People like everything.
Extras, not extras.
Some people don't care.
Some people are just like, whatever, just give me a hole.
Mostly mad.
I think mad are less picky.
Yeah.
I don't think I'm – I'm kind of – I'm only picky about it being too much.
Like, then it's like, oh, my God.
Really?
Because then it's just work.
It's, like, too much work.
Really?
Yeah.
If it's too big.
It's, like –
I don't think I have –
Because then every time you, like, do anything, it's just, like, exhausting almost.
Then it becomes a real job.
You know what I mean?
It's, like, oh, my God.
I don't know if I've ever seen anything humongous.
Like, I don't know.
I don't know.
To me, I've never.
That's why I'm like, they're all kind of the same to me.
I've seen some little.
But I haven't seen anything like, whoa.
I think.
I don't know.
I.
Yeah.
Yeah.
OK.
Yeah.
And then it's just like.
Huh.
And there was one time I literally was just like, I can't do this.
And then I just like left because it was too much.
Oh, that person probably has a complex i've had some people i've had some people leave stop halfway through i've had to happen i guess it's a good compliment though
like oh oh you're saying that okay because i'm like it's too much for me but i'm sure for like
80 of you know the gays out there that's they just enough. And you left. Yeah. I met someone leave mid and they just like, I'm not into it.
I was like, oh, okay.
That's sad.
Yeah.
That's bad.
Oh, my God.
Oh, that was bad.
And I like drove to Venice.
It was so far.
And I was like, I was just so, I don't know.
I felt so ugly on the way home.
You know what it was?
I ate chicken wings beforehand and I thought I didn't feel my best.
So I was like, maybe that was it.
I was like tinier back then.
But yeah, it's always embarrassing.
But I mean, what do you do? I guess if you're not feeling it, you should stop. You know what I mean? But it is. You can maybe that was it. I was like tinier back then. But yeah, it's always embarrassing. But I mean, what do you do?
I guess if you're not feeling it, you should stop.
You know what I mean?
You can't really fake it.
I always just give a sympathy.
I'm just like, okay, finally.
You're going to have to commit.
I'm like the same.
Mostly out of like, I don't know how to get out of it.
That one, I just did body.
I couldn't.
There's only so much.
I have a gag reflex.
So I'm like, you know.
Oh, well, you're very generous to do that with casual.
No casuals got that from me.
I'm like, I gotta really know you before that.
We really circumnavigated.
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We can reverse the circumnavigation.
John Cena does a little circumcision in Ricky Sinek.
It's so good.
That movie is so good.
That's my new idol.
I'm just going to be obsessed with that movie.
But I was going to say, because when you said there's some people you forget,
I was watching clips from Jeff FM, and he had Matt King on.
And he was talking about how you forgot about him.
But did I?
Well, in.
No.
There is two ways.
In one, in thinking your interview with Jeff, like on Just Trish, you did, he brought up
Matt King and you said, who's Matt King?
And it took you a second.
And you're like, oh, the blonde one.
So it took you a second.
Okay.
When I saw his picture, I was like, okay, I know that person.
Well, then, so that's. Oh. took you a second. Okay. When I saw his picture, I was like, okay, I know that person. Well, then.
So that's.
Oh.
When you saw the photo, that was on his.
So then you really.
Then you saw the photo and then you actually knew him.
So there.
Matt was confused.
But it was the same.
The same show.
Same clip.
It was.
Well, you did Just Trish first.
On Just Trish, I'm like, who's that?
Yes.
And then on Jeff FM.
Then he had the photo.
And then you recognized Matt King.
What did Matt King say? He was laughing about it. He's's like how did Trisha not know me and then she knew me
um but they were just talking about how much they like you so that's oh full circle right there
that's interesting so they were on Jeff FM but they're still tight with the vlog spot I think
yeah so that was the whole angle it was um matt king and mike what's his last name mike
sheffield that one i don't know for real he's no idea i think he was in towards the late you
might have been gone already he was like a later yeah that definitely matt king like rung a bell
i was like okay i kind of know but even he was like when i was getting out well you don't know
his name so you weren't a fan so okay um but yeah they were talking about how uh you're funny and how they like you but um
they were like setting aside like it was actually kind of kind of interesting because they were even
talking about like the court case and matt was like well if we have to go to court like of course
i'm going to be on your side which is interesting because he is still close with zan heath right yeah he
still does i mean he does all the podcasts i think he still does like he does everybody
like he's on everybody's podcast um no i really did like matt king yeah no i when i saw the picture
and like that stuff i did and i did see a clip but it wasn't it didn't show the full thing but
i did see a clip of that and i was like oh yeah no he was he was always nice i said that and he's
always been on the right side of things,
I feel.
He was in the Ava,
Literally My Life music video.
Was he really?
He was in the backseat
of the G-Wagon.
Wow,
he's another one
that's kind of been around
at different points in history.
He's also a musical theater fan.
He knows like Dear Evan Hansen
and he would sing all the songs.
Him and Zayn knew that.
That was when I first met them.
I remember they knew all the songs.
So,
wonderful.
Can they come on Just Trish? That's what I was was when I first met them. I remember they knew all the songs. So wonderful. Can they come on, Just Trish?
That's what I was thinking.
Keep it going.
I think Matt would.
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
Let's reach out.
Let's talk about your 10,000 podcasts that you do.
It actually is interesting.
Like, he –
Why do you do so many?
How do you have so many?
How do you have so many things to talk about?
He also used to get a lot of brand deals, I remember.
He would get, like, literally, like, $60,000 brand deals.
What?
Yeah.
And it was always like for Verizon
and like
all these big companies
I do remember his Verizon era
like on Instagram
he always had Verizon ads
and it was always so much money
and I was like
how are you getting this?
that is wild
you're right
I would love
that's a story
we have to investigate
for sure
is he
is he like married
or something now
or does he have a girlfriend?
I feel like I saw him
with a girl
really?
I don't know any of their
I think it might have been on Jeffff fm he is saying all the
vlog squads on snapchat because they're all hiding over there because there's no comments section
because i never see i don't see anything that anyone does to me i love it to me that's eternal
sun shining my mind because i'm like i don't know anything that's happening with them
i truly forget sometimes i'm like oh my god like i forget when i was talking with our vlog squad
member coming up this week i was like oh my god like so many memories unlocked because i was like i forgot
about that person yeah it is interesting i because then i'll see like screenshots of the snapchats
and stuff and then i remember it's like oh yeah and they're probably making so much money on
snapchat which is you know whatever i think i'm getting back on snapchat i think i've got
my aunt yeah i had this company that i worked with before and they're like we're super tight
with snapchat we want you on.
I was like, yes, absolutely.
Give me that 1K a day.
They said they make like – people make $1,000 to $2,000 a day snapping.
I was like –
You would honestly slay it too because you're so good.
Because all my stories, my Instagram stories are popping and I really go – everything
we do, I'm like, let me take a picture of this, this, this.
Like I love it.
I get a lot of interaction on my Instagram stories.
That's why I like to do it.
Like that's where we get the most click-throughs for our podcasts, our patrons, always through
Instagram stories. I love that.
I might be back on Snapchat. Hopefully
we get good news this week.
It's better that they're on there,
I guess.
Matt King is everywhere. He was also on the Finita.
Bottoms up with Finita. Oh, yeah.
It was random. I was like, okay.
How is he doing it? I don't know.
I have a lot of questions for him,. Mostly – actually, not that many.
I have so many.
I have so many.
And also like it would be weird to think of like a vlog so I remember being married because
they were all just so bro-y.
Yeah.
They just like loved to hang out with each other and it's like how do you get married
from that?
Is Heath –
Gay?
Heath's engaged I think, right?
Heath?
I think.
Oh, yeah.
They've been together.
I did watch Unfiltered for a little while.
They've been together a long time. Yeah i was like back when i was in that
group they were together i think we gotta be i could definitely be wrong because i don't like
really keep up like that i feel like i just see a lot of stuff on accident but then i like it'll
like pop up in my algorithm and then i'll read the post like talking about it yeah yeah i think
they're still get views I don't know.
Oh, I think they definitely.
I never really got it.
I never really got their banter.
I haven't.
Yeah.
They're like canceled
but like boring
because they have no stories
that are fun to tell
or they don't tell
the fun stories anyways.
Zayn used to
and now he's all like
I am healthy and this
and that's like okay.
Everyone's just trying
to erase their past.
At least Hannah and Brooke
can still be messy and I like that. Yeah is super zane is super ripped now with like
yeah i think it's just diet and exercise no speculation well speculation i don't know any
facts but i looked a little bit into like the program and like the zila fitness yeah and i
guess it's like it's some people say it's like crash dieting, whatever. But it seems to be like a six month program.
So it seems I don't know if it's specifically crash dieting, but it's like you have to really
stick with it because there's some that haven't.
And then like everyone comments, which is so sad.
Who didn't?
Who didn't stick with it?
Well, I saw a post specifically.
I feel bad.
This isn't body shaming.
I just saw a post specifically i feel bad this isn't body shaming i just saw a post about it like someone specifically was saying like natalie because she like um like went really like in on the program
but then she i guess people said like oh well she like vlogs herself like or snaps herself like
eating mcdonald's for breakfast and stuff yeah i mean i think that's just the case that you can't
have like a ripped body yeah everyone always says that they always says it's all diet yeah i mean
obviously exercise too but it's like a lot of of diet. Yeah, a lot of diet.
They're like, it doesn't matter.
If you eat something bad, you just can't have that ripped body.
Which in my personal opinion, I don't think girls should have ripped bodies anyways.
I don't think so.
I'm like, good if you have it, but I just – I like, you know, just –
Yeah.
But I guess that is a pressure though when you do like a whole documentary that's like about your weight loss and stuff.
To keep it?
Yeah.
I would do it and I'd gain it back right away.
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I once did a hydroxy cut campaign.
They were offering me, and this was a long time ago, like 2009.
They were offering me like $30,000 or something back then.
And it was just through like LA Casting.
It wasn't because I was an influencer.
It was just like an audition thing that I went to.
And I had to lose 30 pounds for $30,000 and I couldn't do it.
Really?
It was so sad.
That's really hard.
Is it though?
I feel like 30 pounds.
People lose 100 pounds.
How could I not lose 30?
I mean, it depends on like your metabolism and all that stuff too.
This was 2009.
I was 21 years old.
I mean,
but it doesn't even matter like age even.
It's just like,
you know,
like genetically.
I can never,
I can never lose weight.
Like some people can never gain weight.
It's really crazy.
That's crazy.
The never gaining weight.
I know.
I mean,
yeah,
I guess for a million dollars,
but,
but like you said,
like what if you just can't,
what if your body just like physically is like,
I'm not losing weight. Like I'm, you're going to be this build forever. That's it. I guess for a million dollars. But like you said, what if you just can't? What if your body just like physically is like I'm not losing weight.
Like you're going to be this build forever.
That's it, I guess.
Got to just –
I feel like that's been me when I've gone on diets too.
I feel like I've done the water fast and I lose like 15 pounds,
but I still look chubby.
You know what I mean?
Some people just build – literally build different.
What do they call them?
Big boned.
I'm a little big boned.
I wonder if I am.
David is doing the Zilla next, I heard.
Well, I think here.
He posted a little teaser.
The day he posted shirtless ones.
I mean, honestly, no.
Seriously, like hopefully he does.
Like health is obviously great.
But I wonder if it is just diet and – you know, because so many people do a Zempic now
or like – or just weight loss assistance and stuff like that.
So I wonder – or even supplements.
Like what is it? Testosterone. What makes you big? Ster it testosterone what makes you big steroids yeah i think just so many people do it
was it in ricky sineki that he said he took steroids i did he did take steroids in the movie
what was the line i think pop quiz no because he was like because he was drinking alcohol and then
the guy was like do you mind me asking like how are you so ripped if you're a raging alcoholic?
He's like, oh, you know, the roids.
Something like that.
That was good.
I couldn't remember the context.
I'm like, I think he said that.
Okay, good job.
He said he never heard of David Dobrik.
And I was like, I get that.
Because, what are we talking about?
Because I think it was an age thing.
Like, I wasn't in college at the time that college people watched him.
No, but you were watching YouTube.
But it's very like.
Right.
I see.
Different audience.
We're just talking about the difference between being a YouTuber and watching YouTube.
He was telling me some people that were like so big on YouTube.
And I was like, I'm like, were they big?
There was that era.
I watched everybody.
I knew everybody.
It was like 2015 or something like that.
It's like, were they even big?
And he's like, yeah.
And I was like, I've never heard of those people.
But I guess there's just so many like corners of the world especially now there's so
many that literally have like millions of views like the minecraft gamers are getting canceled
they're all so big and i'm like oh my god i haven't heard wait why are they getting canceled
again oh my god it's like there's did we talk about it i forgot no it's like it's just like
layered and i don't fully even know about but like general that say racism what is it and you know dream right so it's like i guess he has like a click
does shane dawson look like yes yes and so it's a lot of like these really popular like minecraft
boys but like one of the bigger ones um i don't try to remember if it's s i think it's just abuse
not like essay i think it's just abuse um his like essay. I think it's just abuse.
His like girlfriend, who is one of Joey's like best friends.
Shelby. It all ties back to Joey.
I know.
That's why I saw this name trending.
I was like, shovel.
Because I was like, yeah.
Oh my God.
Shovel.
And she came out like with this really sad story about her ex, Wilbur, who was like abusing
her.
But he's like very, very popular.
It's like the One Direction of gamers.
Like this group, you know.
Oh, my.
Will Burstew.
Wait, I think I saw.
Was it at VidCon or no?
No, that's another one that came out.
So like more and more keeps coming out about this group.
And I think George is Not Found was like the VidCon.
And something came out about a fan being 18 years old or just turned 18.
Oh, and they said.
Did they say freshly turned 18?
Someone said freshly turned 18.
Yeah, the girl said that about herself. Like she had just turned 18. Oh, she said said, did they say freshly turned 18? Someone said freshly turned 18. Yeah, the girl said that
about herself.
Like, she had just turned 18.
Oh, she said it.
Yeah.
There was a podcast,
I want to say it was like
Dropout, though,
and the guy was like,
she freshly turned 18.
And I was like,
why would you say freshly?
I think she referred to herself.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
As far as I know.
Well, that makes sense
to set it up.
I swear I saw a clip
of a guy talking about it
and I was like,
why would you say that?
Okay, got it.
Yeah.
On Twitter,
I saw a lot about the subject that I didn't understand't understand it yeah there was one clip of somebody in a car kind of talking to
another guy about like oh didn't you cover up something oh i didn't see that oh my god yeah
it's a shady little group yeah the young male influencers are all shady minecraft gamers i'm
like oh we did not want to get in that world we talked about minecraft and i was like maybe that leads you it's like a gateway drug it leads you into doing some weird shit like that
especially because like this is literally all just me projection speculation but like if you're like
a little nerdy boy and all of a sudden like you kind of have some like internet fame and like a
lot of girls think you're cute it's like i feel like it can get a little crazy mentally i saw a
meme it was like the don't tell your parents we're friends starter pack and it was like all
a lot of guys i didn't recognize some of the guys i recognized obviously from back in the day and i
was just like oh my god this gives me so much it's all the guys with the side swept yeah bang and
it's just like yeah the ones being friends with their fans at like 14 years old you're like ew
it's odd and like yeah all the allegations and stuff coming out. I'm like, ooh, it's crazy.
And I don't know.
Good for the girls who are saying stuff.
I feel like back in the day you would say stuff.
But even the comments that one girl was talking about the VidCon, like so many of the comment
sections did not pass the vibe check as they would say.
Like so many people were like blaming her.
They're like, well, what did you think?
If you went up to the room, blah, blah.
I was like, no.
It's like kind of sucks.
But I'm glad that people are talking about it.
Yeah.
And I think for the most part, well, I know specifically shelby's or shovels um i love it's cute you know
where is that or that's her username that's her username and like on the internet she's shovel
um but that's cute oh god sorry my i have no abs and trying to get this leg up now is so hard
bending over doesn't not that a thing anymore okay we need to get this leg up now is so hard oh bending over this is not a thing anymore
okay we need to get a step stool or something i literally i can't move okay sorry if you guys
watch close enough the baby's kicking in there i wonder if i can see yeah i feel like she's been
kicking a lot and some people on tiktok will say like oh i see her on like the right side or
something that's a fun game watch everything back and yeah we got 10 million views on this
yeah she she moves a lot compared
to she moves all the time like malibu hardly moved no she moves literally all the time and it's
actually so crazy and i always think i wonder if you can see it like today's tighter today and i
was like maybe they can because people on tiktok say they're like oh i see this watch it she'd be
kicking little dancer yeah oh my god maybe she'll athletic. Malibu is very athletic and that is definitely
not for me, but she did a pull up the other day. What? She's one and a half years old and did a
pull up. Oh my God. That was crazy. And then they do these handstand things and she like just,
they obviously assist with that, but she just goes straight up, puts her legs straight up.
How does she know to do that? I didn't see my nephew in that class because I also forget
that they're like around the same age too because he is just so much smaller like he yeah i'm like i always say that
my other baby's small or is she just like really tall for her age yeah in the class she's one of
the youngest and she's the tallest she's so tall the boys and the girls there's not one kid that's
taller than her even on moses she comes down past his hips i'm like like, that is a tall baby. I don't know where that came from.
And she talks the most.
Like she has the biggest vocabulary.
Well, now we're just bragging.
And now it's just like,
wow, she says the most words.
I'm just fact checking over here.
It's all true.
Moses would be like that.
He doesn't hype up anything.
He talks the most.
She's the teacher's pet.
These are his examples.
We love,
but sometimes we've got
to tone it back a little bit.
Oh, wow.
That was so Zila.
Are we getting on that?
I feel like we would suck on it, I think.
I feel like.
I would suck on it.
I would suck on it.
I hate, like, the really strict, like.
It's just, I'm not.
I'm just not about it.
But that's also about me.
I can't either.
Yeah.
I'm, like, gaining weight on Fozempic because I'm not, like, all about it.
But whatever. I think you said, like youzempic because I'm not like all about it. But whatever.
I think you said – like you said, it has like a better – you feel better on it like
with controlling food and stuff.
Yeah.
I think that is a big thing.
I think if I had like a more control of my food – now I do get full all the time.
It's great.
But I always worry about when I'm – after I'm pregnant.
I am full.
Nothing ever sounds good.
My old –
I guess we'll see your fitness era post.
Oh my god.
I'm ready.
We'll start our own little fitness thing.
Our own Zila.
Yeah.
We'll be Tila.
Tila Dawn.
Tila Dawn.
Your whole TikTok was about like walking.
Oh, my God.
My whole TikTok is like, I lost so much weight while walking.
If you walk every day, you'll lose so much weight.
And I kept seeing it over and over.
I was like, did you put that in my phone?
Because Moses loves to walk.
I was like, all of a sudden, I was like, no.
I can't even walk right now.
That's not even a possibility.
Oh, my God.
I can't even walk anywhere.
I physically cannot breathe.
Everything's like so high up there.
But afterwards, we'll walk.
We walked so much after my last pregnancy.
I was like skinny mini.
So we'll get back to it.
Just right now, I'm just laying in bed.
I'm bed rotting, as they call it.
I love that term.
I wish they had that before I had kids because that's what I would love to do is just bed rot.
It used to be a couch potato. That used to be the same.
Not as cute for sure. Yeah, not a couch potato. Moses never was. He never liked laying in bed. He never liked just doing nothing even before Malibu. And I just loved it so much
and I had to tell him, I'm like, I just need a day sometimes where I just like lay in bed and do nothing.
But he's very not that. He has to be up every day, get dressed, do something. Yeah, I am now too.
You have to go out every day get dressed do something yeah i am it's a beautiful day you have to go out every day not out but i feel like i have to be doing something productive i think i just got conditioned because i just always had something that like literally needed
to be done so now when i like have time where i can just do nothing i feel like oh my god i feel
like i have to be doing something else really so you can't just have a whole day where you do nothing
i don't think so because i'll just like kind of spiral a little bit.
Because really, realistically, there's always something I like can and probably should do.
You know?
Yeah.
Like there's always something to work on.
I think you just need a day sometimes to just group.
I probably should start.
Yeah.
I feel so good.
Maybe put that in the TILA, in your TILA program.
Yeah.
That's a day of rest.
There was one day I had, a couple days because because when I was sick, I just had a couple days
where I just laid in bed.
We would go out to eat breakfast in the morning.
I came back, took a nap.
And Mal was taking long naps with me, too.
We were taking three and a half hour long naps.
And then we'd wake up, it'd be dinner time.
I was like, all right, let's eat dinner.
That does sound pretty amazing.
It was great.
Then we'd watch TV shows at five o'clock.
To me, I just need those days.
It just feels so good.
Maybe after i'm done
being pregnant maybe i'll get more energy i hope so i'm like so tired all the time now um yeah i'm
sure like hosting life i mean look at like bella swan when she was pregnant she was like so tired
so i can imagine skinny that was sucking her blood but really is that why yeah yeah i think so
so yours is just elvis is just like energy sucking, I guess, which is better than –
Very much so.
I'm just like a little tired.
I always feel so bad.
I try.
I try to give a little bit of energy out there, but I'm always – after this, I take the
wig off.
I'm just like, ah, I just lay in bed.
I'm just like, ah, I have to prepare for my interview tomorrow.
But other than that, I think that's my day.
Do you go home?
What do you do?
Do we talk about this when you go home?
Well, now that we have Jimmy.
Shout out, Jimmy, our new editor.
I will go home, transfer the footage, and then I, like, do, like, the B-roll stuff.
So, like, I'm organized with B-roll frames so that way he can just go faster.
Because it is, like, a tight turnaround, you know?
It is.
Shout out, Jimmy.
Yeah, Jimmy's the best.
This is so random, but he has just started sending me like he's like oh i made this meme
in my tiktok like a year ago and it's like you driving he's like made me in the past
yes he put you in mario kart and he had like all the graphics and stuff i'm like jimmy
wait what what do you know i mean if you don't have to say it but what's his tiktok he'll put
it because he sent me the tiktok and he, I just need an excuse. Whenever you talk about driving, I'm going to put the same.
Shout out Jimmy with the memes.
I'm like, Jimmy, you're perfect.
It's like the perfect fit.
Oh, I love.
No, it is.
It's like, it's so hard because I get so many inquiries.
Like, I can help you edit videos.
I can help you with this.
I can do this.
And it's like, I don't trust anyone.
I'm like, I don't know you.
But it's like good when you like know someone and have that connection. And then it's like, and then you find out like they also are.
Yeah.
A fan of what you do.
Local is like the big.
Local's great.
Yes.
I know.
It's so hard.
I really was like stressing.
I was like,
I don't know if we can find
another editor ever.
Local and gay is hard to,
yeah,
and knows how to edit.
Local gay knows how to edit.
Especially gays in the Valley,
they're hard to find.
They're usually in the WeHo area.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
I think,
yeah.
I wonder if that's why
you can't probably do that.
I was going to say to work for me
you have to be gay
but maybe that's like the opposite of discrimination i wonder
what if you just have a company that you only want to hire non-straights i feel like maybe you can't
say that in a job listing but you can kind of do it on the dl i guess unless then the straight
person interviews and then like presses charges or something then i feel like that's a right well
that's why we won't hire anyone yeah we have no like openings yeah i actually don't know well we have moses as
a straight and who else we have some other straight people oh my photographer isaiah yeah i mean no
you definitely have people that are hetero yeah and some females that are hetero. Oh, that's right. But for me, I'm not consistent.
Like, I think it's important to identify that I identify as water.
Right.
You don't.
Right.
That's true.
You do not have an I.
Yeah.
Because even when you talked about the whole queer thing, it's like, oh, but I'm married
to a, you know, straight man.
You don't identify.
That's right.
Sorry.
Don't mean to put that label on you.
Because I think if you, yeah.
Because I think that's part of why you liked me. That is very identify. That's right. Sorry. Don't mean to put that label on you. Because I think if you, yeah, because I think that's part of why you liked me.
That is very true.
That's true.
But everyone has to come across you there where people are like, I label you.
Yeah, that's right.
Yeah. I think it's just something that most people are not used to it.
So they either think it's funny or a joke or not.
They don't take it seriously, even though it's been like a decade now that I identify
that way.
He doesn't like gender or sexual orientation labels.
Or nationality or anything.
So over time, I think over time people will.
You're right.
Thanks for the correction on that.
No, you always have been,
but I never want to like put you out there like that.
But I love that you love being out there like that.
So he's open.
Yeah, definitely.
Yeah.
I love it.
We're proud.
We're proud to open over here.
I have the same way.
You got to make him a little trophy for that.
Oh my God, yes.
You're the non-identifiable.
Just like
water, transparent. Yeah, okay,
I'll do that. Love that. That was beautiful.
Me too. I love it,
yes, but I don't like labels at all. I never did.
That's why I just, everyone just, you know,
be you. But I guess if you want a label,
all you can be labeled, but who wants to identify as
a straight man, to be honest you're right
it's kind of insulting actually
it's kind of like
ew don't put me in that category
you told it
thanks Moses
we just need to have
maybe a lesbian
we need to get on here
or something like that
on the crew
I have some lesbians
yeah
I don't know if I do
really
but I only have like
five friends
no friends
so yeah
I don't think you have
you told me you had no friends
and now you have all these friends.
You have Matt, Dan.
Matt?
Matt?
Pat?
Right?
Didn't you say that was your friend?
David Alvarez, my oomphie.
Yeah.
And Matt Pat from FNAF.
I've never met that man.
I thought you knew him.
I've never met Matt Pat.
Oh, you literally talk about him like he's your friend.
I swear you said that. Didn't he. I thought you knew him. I've never met Matt Pat. Oh, you literally talk about him like he's your friend. I swear you said that.
Didn't he?
We thought about inviting him to the circumcision or something.
Ooh, Matt Pat?
The circumcision part.
Matt Pat, I thought you were friends.
Okay, move it up.
Oh, that is funny.
Shout out Matt Pat.
We'll have you on the podcast too, right?
He's not getting canceled.
No, he just, I think his official retirement just happened.
Oh, that's right.
I believe.
Like his last episode of Game Theory just happened.
Crazy.
What is it?
Just a game.
That's just a theory.
Oh, that's just a theory.
I heard your voice and I didn't know what to say.
Game theory.
Game theory.
Come on down, Matt Pack.
I love it.
I'm sure this is his first post-retirement project.
Destruction interview.
God, what are people doing? I just love where are they now with youtubers like what do they do after after youtube whatever we should do an episode where we're just like
like uh when dateline or whatever they profile and they do these like exposés where they spend
like a month researching that could be us one day i feel like that's what anthony padilla does oh you're so right right you like do deep dives you're so right well ours would spend like a month researching. That could be us one day. I feel like that's what Anthony Padilla does.
Oh, you're so right.
He like do deep dives for those people.
You're so right.
Well, ours would be like a superficial.
It would be like 24 hours.
Yeah, I like that better.
Or maybe less than that.
Maybe like three.
And you have your degree.
I don't think he has his journalistic degree.
Oh, gee.
So that gives us a little elevated.
I just found out Oscar went to college like last week.
I was like, wow.
We went and had Korean fried cheese right next to his school.
Literally. I was like, that's so cool. We saw his week. I was like, wow. We went and had Korean fried cheese right next to his school. Literally.
I was like, that's so cool.
We saw his college.
I was like, wow.
Yeah.
I know.
I kind of forget I have a degree sometimes too.
That's crazy.
I never went to graduation because I was already working when my graduation happened.
So I just never had time to go to graduation.
You don't think about it.
You said you went straight to Access Hollywood.
I was like, damn.
Yeah.
I worked right after college.
I hope I have a diploma. I honestly have, damn. Yeah, I worked right after college. I hope I have a diploma.
I honestly have no idea.
I'm sure I have one somewhere.
I have literally no clue.
I don't think I have a diploma from high school.
I don't know if I do either.
I didn't go to my graduation.
Or did I go?
Maybe I went and then I left after.
I can't remember.
I have no idea.
Block it all out.
That's your another eternal sunshine.
Eternal sunshine.
My high school is my eternal sunshine.
The spotless mine.
Oh, yeah.
Wow.
Should we redo the circumnavigation back to cancel?
Oh, sure.
Yeah.
We've gone through like 10 segues.
I know.
We have so much.
Oh, my gosh.
Wait, there's so many.
The tour will be over soon.
Yeah.
Right.
Ashley, I want to try to get them here in their little break.
I know they're taking a break and then going back on tour.
I'm trying to get them in there.
We have to.
They'll both fit on that chair.
The Matt Rife thing
I thought was kind of iconic.
When Brooke finally had all the girls together.
I saw it, but did you see
what they talked about or anything?
It's for the show. they talked about like their matt rife like ics and stuff and how they all bonded or whatever the comments were so gross on tiktok i mean there's
so many like matt rife stands they're like wow these girls are obsessed like obsessed much like
living in his mind rent free like him and his girlfriend are laughing at you guys like so weird
i was like where'd all these matt rife stands come from like no one's on his side i know like he does
have shooters which is crazy like he does what he does have shooters, which is crazy.
He does what?
He does have shooters, which is like.
Oh, right.
P.P.
But even some like cancel people, I've saw some girls have that angle.
But I think it's how you think about it.
Because for me, it's like kind of more of like a cool like girl power feminist angle.
It's like, okay, all these girls who i think maybe if it was
like five years ago whatever like a different societal time you know like they would hate each
other but the fact that they were all able to like oh yeah um become friends instead of like
compete with each other and kind of just like poke fun at the fact that they were all kind of just
like bamboozled by this man you know like they're just like kind of reclaiming it
which i think is i love it i love it so much and just like seeing all them on stage you're like
what was this guy doing i had to get time to even do stand up like he was literally just like
texting all these girls that like actually they were girlfriends and dating and like also it's
crazy they all look exactly the same and like the best way possible meaning like they all had their
baggy jeans with their little tiny waist and their cropped ups and beautiful hair and i'm like they
just look like super and people said that too.
They're like, wow, damn.
He got a lot of girls.
You know what I mean?
Like they all look gorge.
I think it's so good.
I love that so much.
It's like did any of the other ones come public ever with their story after Brooke?
Did anyone make a story time after it?
I think a few of them made TikToks around the same –
They did.
Like around the time that it was all coming out.
Like all the MR stuff.
And that was only the ones they knew about.
That's like five or six. There's probably more.
Who knows who else is like it.
It's crazy.
It's like actually kind of wild.
And it's like, yeah, especially when you're that age, like in your 20s, it's like all
that stuff feels so real.
And it probably is, like not saying that they don't feel that real, but it's like that stuff
feels so real.
And so when you do get played like that, you're so upset and so mad as you should be.
And like in your 20s, you're just like, man, you wasted my time. You wasted my energy. Like also it's like so annoying. And it's
like, I love the age of social media where you can expose people. Like, that's what I loved.
I wish I would have done about it a different way, like a classier way, like Brooke does,
you know, where it's just like, I'm not like so angry and aggressive. I think my exposing videos
would have come off a lot better, but like hindsight, I'm like, it was all the same thing.
It's like, these guys treat you so, they act like they're going to marry you. marry you in my case like the people i dated these actors would be like i'm gonna marry you
when i have babies with you all stuff like that and it's like and then when i did the exposed
videos on them they acted like i was the problem like what are you doing you're ruining my career
and i was like well you wasted two years of my life like saying we're gonna have babies and get
married meanwhile you have a whole wife you know what i mean so i kind of live for the fact that
it's not only become acceptable but it's kind of like a trend on tiktok to like put this exposing videos out because when people do things like that like that's just the day it's not only become acceptable, but it's kind of like a trend on TikTok to like put this exposing videos out.
Because when people do things like that, like that's just the day.
It's not even like, oh, he didn't like you.
He don't want you.
It's like, no, you were like leading all these people on.
I mean, clearly we just know from Brooke's case, it's like basically saying he's in love
with her, you know, taking her on Valentine's Day is like obviously leading her on.
Meanwhile, having a whole ass girlfriend or like a whole ass other girlfriends, like five
of them. And it's – there's that element and then there's also like going on different like platforms and then like boasting about girls and stuff and what parts of their bodies you don't like and all this stuff.
But then like having this big alpha male persona but then like being such a cowardly like little boy like oh yeah can't handle it like
texting them and stuff like privately photoshopping your stuff it's like you're just such a little
coward it's like at least own up to it like you did all this like it's just not cool for anyone
and it's like i get it he like doesn't have a dad and stuff like that like that's sad but like
that's still like not cool to do to people and now maybe he knows and i do think it does get to
them i will say this like i feel like eventually i know matt's still young but like the guys that i had like exposing videos on in my early 20s i feel like
they eventually learned because then you stopped hearing crappy stories about them either that or
they just you know whatever they settle down or whatever like that but it's like i think they do
understand the gravity of social media and like how you're not supposed to like hurt people because
now you'll have consequences to your actions well back in the day you could like cheat on someone
and no one would know and it's like whatever sorry your feelings are hurt sorry i was married and didn't tell could like cheat on someone and no one would know. And it's like, whatever. Sorry, your feelings are hurt.
Sorry, I was married and didn't tell you.
Sorry, it was this or whatever.
It's like, whatever.
Now it's like, no, there's consequences for your actions.
And I think there's really nothing wrong with that, to be honest, because it's not like
they commit a crime.
So you can't like take him to court.
But what's like an equivalent of that is like social media justice.
You know what I mean?
And people, and I don't think it's life ruining because you ruin someone's life.
Like if you lie to someone and manipulate someone, like you're ruining their life and
their like mental health.
Like you should also have some accountability taken.
So when I look back at my exposed videos, especially my early 20s, I'm just like I kind of don't regret it.
Yeah.
I mean if you play stupid games, you win stupid prizes.
Oh, did you just come up with that?
That's a good one.
No, that's like a classic quote too.
I like that though.
It sounds like something from The Hunger Games.
It sounds good.
I like it.
You play stupid games. It sounds good. I like it.
He plays stupid games.
It's funny that he has such crazy stands, though.
Like, if you're such a big stand, then buy his tickets.
Why are they $4 if you have so many stands?
I think he sends them.
Yeah, because, like, why else?
It is weird.
I saw a lot of them on the same thing, and I was like, this is kind of odd.
And like you said, the shows aren't selling out, so where are the stands?
Yeah. Yeah, like, where are you?
I don't, you know. But then you see it.
You'll see it. Like, the Chris D'Elia of it all, too,
when his whole exposing thing came out, it's like
people get smart and they're like, oh, yeah, this person's
kind of a creep, actually. Because people don't want
to take accountability. And then it's like, whatever. And then they
think their life was ruined. But it's like, you ruined your own
life. That's what I hate so much. So it's like,
I love that girls do this. I think they
should continue doing this if you've been manipulated by a guy and like lied to, especially
lied to. I think that's the thing. Cause like Brooke said, she didn't know, like she said they
weren't exclusive, but that he wasn't open about being with other people because also that's just
like unsanitary. And then you get like diseases and shit like that. And was it Brooke talking
about having chlamydia? I think it was on Whitney, right? Oh.
Yeah.
She said twice.
Because I know.
Because I've always said I had chlamydia twice, which I had.
I think probably more than that, actually.
But I've always said, oh, I've got chlamydia twice.
And then I was like, I heard that.
I was like, oh, my God.
I had chlamydia twice, too.
It was right because I said it to you, too.
I was like, oh, me.
I think they also talked about it on the Tara Yummy episode, too.
Oh, OK.
Yeah.
I didn't see that one yet.
I've got to watch it.
I've got to do my Tara Yummy deep dive today. Yeah. I didn't see that one yet. I gotta watch it. I gotta do my Tara Yummy deep dive today.
Yeah.
Tara has never had anything, but.
Wow.
Well, she was in a relationship for five years.
Yeah, that's what she said.
Yeah.
She's like, I missed that one.
That's amazing.
I gotta watch it.
Which reminds me, a perfect segue to the Tara Yummy.
She was paparazzi.
I wanna know why her name is Tara Yummy.
Do you know why?
No.
That's actually another good question.
Has anyone asked that yet?
Yeah, where did the yummy come from?
I'm sure someone has.
Why Tara Yummy? Where did the yummy come from? I'm sure someone has. Where – why Tara Yummy?
Where did the yummy come from?
But I love it.
It's cute.
Tara Yummy.
Yeah, it's cute.
It's really cute.
I love it.
I mean, it really is crazy the, like, absolute blow up her career is, like, having within
the past couple months.
I know.
It's so weird.
Like, it really is fast.
I think she was, like, at a million followers a couple like maybe
like two months ago now she's at six million on tiktok or something that's crazy it's it is crazy
that whole group because i will tell you anytime i collab with jake johnny and tara the last time
um i did two tiktoks with them and literally went up 100,000 in one week which is like so crazy
because my number was going up so quick and i was like that's wild so i don't know what their
effect is i don't know what it is. It's just weird.
It's like, I mean, like they're entertaining.
They're cute.
But like there's so many cute, entertaining people.
I guess there's a little alternative.
They're a little different.
They all very like humbling.
I don't know.
They all hang out at Barney's Beanery.
Maybe we should go there and do some boots on the ground.
Everyone's at Boots Barney's.
It's like us in the corner like.
Yeah.
Barney's Beanery used to be for old people.
I went on a date with Harlan Williams, this actor there.
And I was just like, this is so old.
And it was the one in Burbank by the Flappers Comedy Club.
It's the one where I thought I was going on a date with Harlan Williams.
And it was actually his friend that he was trying to send me.
It was very awkward.
So I went on a date with his friend, but I didn't know his friend.
I thought it was with him.
It was really weird.
And it was at Barney's Beanery.
And that was back in 2009.
And I was 21.
And everyone there was 50.
So I was like, is this cool? Anyways, it's back to being cool yeah jake and johnny everyone's always there yeah um
and i didn't know tara is originally a valley girl too so she is yeah i really did a little
research on her oh yeah she lives by you actually now because she was telling me she's like oh yeah
i live so close to you and i was like oh yeah oh. Yeah. So. Ooh. I feel like maybe. I mean, I guess I'm older.
I was going to say maybe.
You know her.
We have like similar like groups from like, you know, friends or from school or whatever.
But I feel like she's younger.
So maybe not.
I love that she lives with her mom.
I saw her a little clip on BFFs and she says she lives with her mom now.
And I'm like, that is so smart.
I wish I could live with like my mom.
Actually, I did live with my mom.
When I was like 23.
I lived with her from like 21 to like 25.
And it was great.
It was wonderful. Yeah. I lived with her from like 21 to like 25 and it was great it was
wonderful yeah i lived with my parents until 20 2021 wow yeah i lived on my own before that only
for like two years and then i went back to save money it's so expensive yeah i love that and even
tara's like i have money for it she just likes to be with her mom because her mom watches her dogs
and she's like her friend and i just like normalize that i would love malibu to stay with us forever
she didn't stay here yeah and like no hurry to kick her out yeah it's always weird to me
i'd actually feel a little unnatural to move out at 18 that seems so young yeah like i'd be scared
me too that's why i'm glad well you did move you did move me that was fine but i mean like for her
i would be so nervous you just hear so many
girls going on walks by themselves like jogging you know in the middle of the day and they
disappear i'm just i don't know that also scares me so much i'm like please stay here for as long
as possible area has a lot to do with it because like what i wait for work wise like career ambition
wise when i was in college like what i wanted to do was like based in la anyway so that helped too
because i lived like you know that's true yeah if your family's in california you can't get any better than that yeah that's a big plus um but i love the tara
yummy what's her is she in controversy no not controversy she was just paparazzi she's in her
paparazzi era on her date at nobu malibu landon barker i saw that was that recent yeah i think
a couple days ago over the weekend wow yeah oh gosh. It was a date or just what?
It was.
The paparazzi called it a date.
So.
It was just them two?
Yeah.
I like that better than like the people they try to link her with.
Like Zach from Dropouts.
I don't like him.
But it's like I think she needs someone a little more rock star vibe.
Yeah.
Because she is rock star vibe.
She's very like princess to me.
Like pop.
Bubblegum pop.
I love her.
But.
And she does like super bubbly.
Like in person, I mean, her energy is like – that's the only thing I'm a little worried.
Her energy is like so high and I like love it.
That was like me when I was like 23 and I was just like, oh my gosh.
But she is so like, woo, woo, woo.
Here we are.
Let's go.
Like just so excited and I love that about her.
So I think she needs someone like a rock star to bash that energy.
You know what I mean?
She's like Pam Anderson vibes.
So interesting.
I like that.
I like – I don't know anything about Landon.
Me either.
But the vibe.
The vibe is there for sure.
The vibe is there.
Like a little rock star vibe.
I think that's cuter.
Yeah, because Jake supposedly he was out with a girl.
This is dating.
They were at Barney's Beanery.
I won't say who.
I can't confirm or deny.
But yeah, I think that's good.
I hope she stays single though because she's just like so hot right now.
Yeah.
And I feel like when you get in a relationship, like I don't know Landon that much.
I mean obviously he would be good for her because he's high profile too.
But keep those options open.
Maybe – oh God, who could I see her with?
I don't know any of the young people I'm trying to think.
Who's like a young, hot – Timothee Chalamet.
I heard he's done with kylie maybe him really
and she's kind of kylie vibes so oh that'd be cute or timothy chalmé or yummy tara and timmy
well you have to ask her about it like i want to know more about her type because i feel like
landon and then zach are very i don't you know does she ever date zach no no they just have
like a little i did so much research they have like a their own flirt man
it's like that's their whole
kind of like schtick on
dropouts
and she's like a permanent
host on dropouts
yeah she became permanent
I wonder how that happened
I'm gonna ask her
and like it's crazy when you see
like the progression
like when she
started
becoming a co-host
it just went
even bigger
interesting
yeah
that's why her, Jake, and Johnny
should have one
because they're
they're like that magic trio.
And I feel like whatever they do, their videos is like that.
I know there's like, I always say his name wrong.
Larray.
Larray.
Yeah.
I know he gets like a million views.
So I know it trickles into other areas because he was at the party.
She invited me to her party.
It was very sweet.
Oh, wow.
She FaceTimed me.
You know me with FaceTime.
I was like, no.
But then she sent me a video because you can send.
But I was asking her today.
I literally was texting her. Oh, my God. I'm being targeted. I'm just texting. I was like, no. But then she sent me a video. But I was asking her today. I literally was texting her. Oh my god, me and
Tara. I was literally texting her. I was like,
where's that video? Because it said
Tara sent you a video. And so I thought it was in my text
messages and it wasn't. And she was like, oh, it's on
FaceTime. So I was going to try and find the video. She was basically
just saying, come to my party, but I know you're pregnant
and blah, blah, blah. And I was like, yeah, girl, I was sleeping.
But she looked good and it looked
fun and I was so excited. Yeah, everyone was there.
My god. I know. If I was a party person, that'd be the party to so excited. Yeah, everyone was there. My God.
I know.
If I was a party person, that would be the party to go to.
Yeah.
I really don't think – even if I don't go to the Oscars, I don't think I'm going to go to any party to be honest.
I don't think any party would – except we talked about Zac Efron having a party.
If he had like an influencer event at his house, maybe I'd go.
Maybe.
But that's a big maybe.
Is it really worth it?
What am I going to do?
I'm not single.
So it's like – We would have to do. It depends on what it was.
But I feel like for journalism, we would have to go to one if it was like the it girl party.
You know what I mean?
Like if it was everyone that we talked about in one place, we would have to go to cover it.
YouTubers?
Influencers?
The influencers.
Yeah.
Absolutely not.
You would get pelted.
No.
First of all, everyone like loves you.
No.
But we would have to go for but i we would have to go for
research like we would have to go for research oh my god you go in this outfit because i like
this outfit i try to tell her because every time i talk about going to awards where it's really
about networking even though you're not single anymore but now it's professional yeah like that's
how you get guests that's how you get people totally literally people and you know they're
high profile but you're one-on-one.
Peacock wanted to send me to the Bad Bunny concert to be in their booth.
Yeah, but we're actually.
Wow.
I can't go.
But on the list.
I don't know if I should say.
Can I say?
Maybe I shouldn't say.
Just without dates, I guess.
Well, there's only one Bad Bunny show in LA.
Give context clues.
Well, we can bleep her name.
So they were giving like,
because I don't know, maybe we should have
one out there, but they had a whole list of names that were going to be
in this booth. Can't make it.
I'm pregnant. Oh my queen. I know.
I thought of you right away.
I love her. Yeah.
You can go. I do love Bad Bunny, but anyway,
shout out Peacock. They also sent me that huge box I gotta
open. Yeah, we gotta open it.
Peacock's like, we wanna send you merch.
And they even said, including Traders merch.
And I was like, wow.
We have to do a set.
We have to do one episode.
A Trader episode.
Oh, and the cloaks? When Holly comes on,
we're wearing cloaks.
It's supposedly a Taylor Swift thing, but as soon as I saw it,
I was like, this looks like the Traders.
I love it. Holly's coming on next week, and we got little cloaks coming. And we have a special guest, but as soon as I saw it, I was like, this looks like the Traitors. I love it.
Holly's coming on next week, and we got little cloaks coming.
And we have a special guest, but we won't say who.
But she won a dress theme.
I love getting to know Holly and how nerdy she is, because she's so relatable now.
She's like, let's match.
Let's wear a theme.
And I was like, I love this.
The dream.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I just would never think that about her.
It's literally me, but I would never want to say that to someone.
Let's wear this Taylor Swift-inspired thing.
I'm excited for it, though.
I got a pink cloak coming, so.
Traders would be cute.
We could do a Traders episode.
We should open that Traders box.
I want to see what's in it.
Hmm.
I guess one of us will be the Trader, and there'll be two Faithfuls.
I don't think you can play with just three.
You should invite Janelle and Poverty.
Yeah, absolutely.
Janelle, Poverty.
Yeah, the two queens of trailers. Please come on.
Holly.
Because Holly, I would love to go on.
You know how they always seem to know each other?
There's two people that know each other?
Yeah, they have a little squad.
Yeah.
Me, Holly, and Tana.
Brooke.
And Gigi.
Gigi.
Yeah.
Just all of us.
We'll be the Bravo girls.
Because it seems like there's always two people that know each other really well.
At least, yeah.
Which is not always, though.
So it's kind of unfair.
Well, then there's the John in this season, the political guy.
Didn't know anyone.
No.
There was also like a basketball player or some athlete that didn't know anybody.
Like a boxer.
Oh, the boxer, yeah.
He didn't know anyone.
Peppermint didn't seem to know anybody.
Oh, yeah.
There was no one else from Drag Race.
So I was like, that's kind of weird.
And then you have, but then you have like Shashel and CT.
I was showing him like clips from the real world from like literally 30 years ago. And I was like that's kind of weird But then you have I was showing him clips from the real world
From like literally 30 years ago
And I was like they've known each other for so long
So it's like not really
Or Phaedra and Cheray
Said they knew each other from like 30 years
So you have to kind of know someone
But I would love any of those people to be on with me
I'm ready for it
God I hope they
Have they casted? Are they shooting?
I've never heard anything though about a cast or anything.
So there's still hope.
Because the original date to shoot was soon, right?
It was like May.
So they would have to have a cast by now.
And nothing has come out.
I'm missing all of my shoots.
My White Lotus shoot, my Traitor shoot.
But yeah, if you get Janelle and Parvati together,
and then I feel like they'll have the connections because they've been on the show especially parvati she's like they all love her
you can tell because at the reunion she sat right next to andy and andy kept talking to her
so that's how you see the reunion we have to watch it i forgot that it was on okay i love janelle
because on peacock's tiktok she said trisha paytas yeah and she's so trish coated she's so
i didn't know that like i honestly would think because she's so like um such an assertive like person like i don't i feel like those people like wouldn't like me
because i'm not that person i'm kind of like what's am i assertive i don't know but she's
just someone that like i feel like is so opposite of me that wouldn't like me you know what i mean
it's like i don't know i guess i assume every female wouldn't like me so when janelle said it
i was like wow but then i feel so cool when they do you know what i mean no so like girl power
she loves like uh she loves just like a's, like, sassy and fun.
Okay, I love that.
Yeah, she said I was funny.
And I was like –
And she loves pink.
I love Janelle.
Okay, come on, Janelle.
I haven't watched Many Big Brothers, but, like, that specific season I did watch for
some reason.
I watched, like, Janelle.
And Dan was on with her, right?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
They did, like, an all-stars kind of season together.
Yeah, I do remember that.
And then Dan's like, he's never going to be on TV again.
I was like, what happened?
Did he get scarred that much from the show?
You'll see in the reunion.
It was wild.
Really?
Why?
They just attacked him?
Pedro went after him.
In a cute way or in a –
She was serious about it.
Like, to me, that's what I never understood.
I kind of heard a little bit.
I haven't watched the reunion yet, but it's like – I don't really – I don't know the
full extent, so maybe I need to watch it before I speak about it.
But it's also like at the end of the day, it's like kind of a game, right?
Like, you have to,
especially that game.
Like, I get it.
Like, you know,
people are mad that you accuse
someone of being a traitor,
but like, that's literally the game.
Like, you have to accuse people,
you know?
And she actually was a traitor.
That's the kicker.
I get why Peppermint Fouts
like attacked
and looked like a little ganged up.
I get it.
But yeah,
Fedor, you were actually a traitor. if you look at a game and it it gets uh almost nasty like i mean the fact that
mj got voted at the end yeah that was pure greed of like okay let's share the money just between
the two of us and not three people but do you think that's what i was gonna ask you do you
because i was asking moses do you think that i actually truly think trichetel thought ct could
be a traitor or you thought it was like planned think Trishel thought CT could be a traitor?
Or you thought it was like planned, set up?
Maybe she thought he was a traitor, but no, they... I think she really thought he was a traitor towards the end.
At that point, there was no reason for them to think there was more than one traitor at that point.
Yeah, I read interviews, though.
Spoiler alert, by the way, if anyone's a traitor. but um i had interviews that they kind of edited out but sandra was already talking to trichelle
that maybe it could be that maybe ct was a traitor um so she started planting the seeds in trichelle's
head and then when sandra or when ct voted out sandra then trichelle started like spiraling a
little bit so it looked like that like on the show looked like that ct looked shocked like it actually
looked legit like i could also see how it looks like they're trying to like signal single like
mj out of there but it looks legit yeah and i think it was too big of a risk because if mj had
just voted ct out then see they it would have just been right it was too big of a gamble that's what
i said too i was like it was 50 50 that she could have said ct and ct would have been gone so i don't
think that was i don't think that was planned.
I really do think.
So it seems like they just, because they didn't have a good, you know, as a group, they didn't.
Also, they don't get a chance to talk between those two.
So they already agreed they're going to vote one more time.
Then they're stuck.
They have to vote.
Yeah.
Right.
So at that point, face-to-face, Trishel and CT realized, wait, we're both faithful.
And MJ probably is faithful too, but we have to vote.
So they went with each other.
MJ might have been the worst game player of the whole thing.
Which, by the way, I know I'd probably be the worst game player and I'd make it that far.
And that's probably why she made it so far.
Because she was just horrible at the game.
Wrong every single turn, everything.
And then even at the very, very end end she could have switched her vote to like uh to trisha oh to ct ct is like girl ali's trying to be on the same wavelength as
that that was so weird she was not a good competitor but she was a good person and that's
why she was a faithful and they kept her all the way through because she was a genuine so they
believed her being a faithful but she was not a good competitor it was horrible the more gameplay
she chose the wrong that was like i literally feel like she's never saw the show in her life
she was just there like for it's like whatever and this is so and and what's her name kate k2
was such a bad game player towards the end where she's like she i think we're all faithful i was
like well someone was murdered yeah and now she said that too that at the end she was just like it's weird because she's so like bombastic that you would
think that she would like be degas and not care but she said she actually felt bad because
she never played as a traitor and she felt bad lying and knowing that all these people were like
telling the truth so that she just wanted to like bow out and like let them have their money
i don't buy that because the whole show she was ruthless she was like yeah
she was a bad liar i think the second she like all talk but then the second she actually had
a like lie was like oh like that's true there's no i'm a great liar the only thing is my face
sometimes give things away i giggle a lot i smile but i think you'll do that so much in truth and
lie so they wouldn't know i know it is hard sometimes i don't even know what i'm telling
the truth or not i was like like, is this the truth?
Is this not? I just love it. And then
at the end, they all got to like hug on Alan Cumming
and he gave him a kiss. CT went like that. I was like,
I can see it all happen.
I finally saw an Alan Cumming's movie
on Saturday. What? Did you see?
I saw X2, X-Men United.
Oh, God.
I don't even know. Is that a superhero? Was he in that?
Was he a superhero? Yeah, he's blue in it.
A blue?
He's all blue, yeah.
Oh, like Rebecca Romijn's name was people?
Okay.
Wow.
Was he like naked in the blue?
He has like a coat on, I think.
Yeah.
Was he like a reptilian?
No.
He has a long tail.
But yeah.
I'll watch it.
Did you see it?
That sounds better than.
Was it cut or uncut?
Oh my God.
The tail.
Ew.
Babe.
You guys are talking about it like you're talking about that conversation.
Well, he's probably un because he's European.
And in my experience all year, Europeans are kind of un.
Yeah.
And there's nothing wrong with it.
And if it's Alan Cumming, who cares?
You could have a tail for real and I wouldn't care.
You know what I mean?
Like, he's great
did you love him in it
yeah he's really good in it
you need to watch
at least one Alan Cumming movie
a week
so we can talk about him
but do the ones I like
like Romy and Michelle
Josie and the Pussycats
Annie
you know
those are the good ones
Orphan Annie
yeah
oh he's in that
yeah him and Christian Chenoweth
and
who's there Miss Hannigan
Kathy Bates
it's so good
and they're singing
he's history I was gonna tweet about it the other day it's so good. And they're singing, he's history.
I was going to tweet about it the other day.
It's so good.
I showed Moses a video.
I made him watch it.
I'm like, look how good he is in this.
He's so good.
His musical, like if you watch Cabaret or any of those, like his musical stuff is really
what?
Oh, Burlesque with Christina Aguilera.
Have you ever seen that movie?
I think you would like it anyways.
It's like Cher, Christina.
Do you like those kind of like the girly pop, pop star, Julianne Hough's in it?
In theory.
In theory. In theory.
I don't know if I vibe with Xtina like that.
I don't either, but I do like burlesque.
I went to her house once.
I interviewed for Christina Aguilera.
Did you interview with her?
Yeah, I went to her house and we sat on her balcony and I interviewed with –
For what?
No, she interviewed me.
It was for a job position.
I worded that weird, but it was like –
Wow.
Yeah.
What happened? She didn't hire you? It was supposed to be for a new album rollout but then the album didn't happen
were you intimidated um surprisingly no because i'm not like a fan a stand yeah like obviously
i knew she's big and like famous and stuff but wow that would be cool i'd be starstruck by her
i mean i'm not either i'm not like a standby definitely be starstruck yeah i had like random
interviews i did something with garth brooks once was he nice
he was really nice he we went on his little jet to twitter twitter hq back when i was still no
wait how'd you get i justine oh my god yeah oh my god yeah that's so cool i mean just i justine went
to san francisco to go to Twitter and Facebook with Garth Brooks.
It was really nice.
Oh, did you interview him?
No, we did.
Like, he just joined Twitter for the first time.
Okay, cute.
It was like 2015 or something.
So, yeah, we flew to, like, do his launch at Twitter.
I love it.
He's a country music star ally.
You know so many country music stars, like, racist, homophobic.
Yeah, he was really nice.
Yeah, I love that.
We love Garth Brooks.
Blaming all on my roots
I showed up in boots
you know the rest?
ruin your black tie fair
last one no
last one to show
last one you thought
you'd see there
but I saw the surprise
that's all I know
that look in your eyes
yeah
when I took his glass
of champagne and I toasted you, said, honey, we may be through, but you'll
never hear me complain, because I got friends in low places where the whiskey drowns and
the beer chases my blues away, and I'll be okay.
And I'm not big on social graces.
Think I'll slip on down to the oasis.
Oh, I got friends in low places.
I used to sing that at karaoke when I was like 10 all the time.
The place we went to in Temecula.
Shout out Temecula.
The Texas Lil.
So if you remember, I didn't have karaoke when we went, but I had the big chicken fingers.
My dad would take me to karaoke like every Sunday night because I had kids karaoke.
And I always would sing that song and I'd always get tips.
I learned so many Garth Brooks songs, so that's all they had.
And I was like, let's learn these songs.
Anyways, shout out Garth Brooks.
I would love to have him on the podcast.
Tell Jimmy to add the American flag again.
Oh, yeah.
In the background.
Did he put?
I gotta watch his edits.
I see some, but I know people live for the edits.
Shout out, Jimmy.
Jimmy gets silly goofy.
I love it.
He has a lot of fun with it.
It's not Mr. Beast, for anyone wondering.
That's not our editor.
Someone think it was Mr. Beast?
Yeah, because we say Jimmy for Mr. Beast.
Oh, I forget.
Right.
It's not Mr. Beast.
Not Jimmy Donaldson.
It's Jimmy.
Well, we won't say his last name for privacy issues, but he's great. Oh, speaking not Mr. Beast. Not Jimmy Donaldson. It's Jimmy. Well, we won't say his last name for privacy issues, but he's great.
Oh, speaking of Mr. Beast, I saw a headline and then I had to go find it because it sounded
crazy.
Mr. Beast urges a man to change his name to avoid getting sued.
Do you want to guess what the man's name is?
Jimmy.
You're going to die.
I can get...
You know?
Is it maybe either Mr. Beast?
Do you want a hint? Yeah. Or Feast's feastables related chocolate related oh these nuts yes no no wait wait what you can't
own these nuts first of all some guys named these nuts there's a guy with the name these
nuts he's like telling him to change it? Deez Nuts Kroll.
That's his name.
Yeah. That's his legal name.
Yeah, I guess so.
No way.
There's no way someone named their kid.
I'll believe somebody changed and as an adult changed their name to Deez Nuts.
Yeah, not their birth name.
But there's no way that Jimmy can.
And I thought that Deez Nuts was over.
I thought that wasn't his thing anymore.
I know.
I'm confused by that.
We have to reach out for another statement. To thought that wasn't his thing anymore. I know. I'm confused by that. Honestly.
We have to reach out for another statement.
To Jimmy?
God, so many statements needed.
Yeah.
I think he should change it back to Deez Nuts.
I like that.
So what did he say?
Was this recent?
I guess investigating the story further, it appears that he was kind of just trolling.
But because this man named Deez Nuts, who I guess he had previously tried to sue Jimmy
for copyright infringement
oh that's so funny yeah um he got arrested these nuts got arrested the person and jimmy um
quote tweeted said he should change his name before he gets sued so he threw a little shade
back oh i see actually and what do you get arrested for um battery my god what's battery like a fight
physical yeah why do they call it that assault and battery because you're battering someone
like that's confusing it should be called something a little more direct sounds like
he's their real life ricky stenicky did ricky stenicky beat people up did we even finish that
movie i kind of don't even remember the ending did we not finish it? No. I love this movie.
I haven't even seen the ending.
Did he even beat people up?
Did he?
Or did he?
He had issues, but.
We gotta finish the movie and see how it ends.
I love that movie.
Gosh, it's so good.
Did you see someone too?
God, was it Joe Rogan had someone on?
Yeah.
What was it?
What happened?
So basically he's like the prison, the system served, like he thought he was wrongly accused
the first time he went to prison.
Right.
He's trying to advocate for justice for people that have, you know, like record, you know.
Right.
So, right.
Oh, basically just-
People that came out of the system.
Getting like a second chance sort of thing, which is good.
And Joe Rogan was like on his side, but then he just got arrested.
He had like a decapitated
head in his freezer or something like that.
Oh, I didn't hear about this.
He dismembered Buddy in his apartment.
He had different disguises
leaving his apartment or something.
Oh my gosh.
Oh gosh. Isn't that wild?
Joe Rogan has some personalities
on his...
Yeah, I want to go on his show.
Mostly you have to do something to get on his show.
Like write a book or something.
I'm like, well, I just want to go on just to exist.
I mean, I just kind of read through the episodes.
And a lot of them are podcasters.
Like either people that have podcasts on specific niche subjects that he's interested on.
Or they wrote a book.
I think when you write your book,
you can go promote your book there.
You think that's not...
I actually would rather have Elon Musk on than Joe Rogan.
Wait, you'd rather have Elon Musk here
than you go on Joe Rogan?
Yeah.
But you can do...
I'd do kind of the same.
So tell Joe if he won't get you to give Elon Musk.
I think...
No, babe.
I think Elon Musk will come on the show
and then Joe Rogan will see it and be like,
oh, do you want to come on and I'll interview you?
Oh, got it. Yeah. Talk about space. I really Elon Musk will come on the show and then Joe Rogan will see it and be like, oh, do you want to come on and I'll interview you? Oh, got it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Talk about space.
I really think there should be more discussions with people who like aren't educated.
You know what I mean?
Because people always tell me vote, vote, vote.
So you got to vote.
You got to vote.
And I'm like, okay, but I'm not educated in politics or the world at all.
Like I live in a bubble.
So I'm like, do you really want a dummy voting?
Do you know what I mean?
And then it's like, but you know, I told this to someone in the podcast and they're like oh well if you don't
have to vote just vote liberal i'm like okay but then that's not really like casting your vote you
know they just want you to vote to who they want you to vote voting is important go out and register
though we got the power got the power yo you can't take away my power just because we're equal because i'm gay don't mean
i'm equal not equal loved it honestly maya served on that one then right cool kind of everything
totally i loved it and then even the little uh the producer's suggestion was like you have to
really sell it like uh just because i'm gay doesn't mean i'm not equal i was like yes i love
it very true it was great for voting it's like even if you
don't know about it usually it's like i kind of just look like okay what values do i like care
about and then you kind of see there's like little forms that will tell you what do you care about
and then tell you how to vote based on what you but they're all lying i thought joe biden was
against gay marriage or i think it was like obama i think both of them were and i was like okay but
aren't they the liberal vote i don don't know. Exactly. But space.
I don't know.
I think the question is if you believe the system actually, if your vote actually goes
to where it should go.
Rock the vote.
Vote or die as Paris Sutherland was saying.
Oh my God.
That was so scary back in the day when I would say that.
I was like, that's so aggressive.
P. Diddy was at the forefront of vote or die.
And look at where we're at with that.
You know what I mean?
But I think that questions about space
and like the ocean and stuff,
I feel like that's kind of fair game
and like inoffensive really.
Although the scientists get a little sensitive about it.
I don't think the scientists are watching.
If you're on TikTok,
are you really a scientist?
Like people are like,
I'm actually a rocket scientist
and this offends me.
I'm like,
I don't think you're leaving a comment
if you're a rocket scientist.
You know what I mean?
Because I just think people who are uneducated
can like help the people who are educated
like reach those people more. You know what I mean? Because I just think people who are uneducated can like help the people who are educated like reach those people more.
You know what I mean?
Like maybe he can convince me to put my money towards space or something, you know?
Sure.
Yeah.
Anyways, I would love to.
We'll start with Hasan and then we can work our way up.
Do you think he's smart as Elon?
No.
I think Hasan is smart though.
Like I said, baby steps.
Like we'll start with Hasan and then –
I just like to go straight to the top.
So do I.
You're the charge of the bottoms on Patreon, though.
I love the bottoms.
You can ask them that.
The bottom.
There always has to be a bottom for a top.
Period, yeah.
Why does not?
That's science.
What?
What you just said.
That's a lot of science.
The bottom's going to be on top?
Yeah, you can't have a bottom without a top. That's in the musical called Something Rot lot of science. The bottom's going to be on top? Yeah, you can't have a bottom without a top.
That's in the musical called Something Rotten.
He said this bottom's going to be on top.
His name is Nick Bottom in the show.
And then he said he's going to make it to the top and go above Shakespeare.
Shout out Nick Bottom.
Do you know?
No.
Oh, it's so good.
God, you got to watch that.
Something Rotten.
Should have named somebody Rock.
Huh?
Rock Bottom?
Rock Hudson.
Rock is a good name, actually.
Doesn't Nara Smith have a son named rock rocky or rumble rumble honey yeah shout nara smith i didn't want to be is just
courtney oh yeah oh yeah so you got nara's um dishes plates yeah 65 dollars for that little
dish just the one yeah but it's cute i got four million views on TikTok. Really? Which is not even four,
it's not even $65.
I think that's like,
that might be $65.
It's really cheap.
There you go.
Even so.
Yeah,
that's how I justify these things.
I was like,
well,
I really want this little plate.
It was really cute.
I made like three TikToks
with it that day
and it got four million views.
So.
Did she comment?
That'd be everything
if she commented.
A fake one commented
and said,
stop stealing my style.
And it looked like her, but it didn't have the tiktok i was like oh my god this is so real
that's wild that one there was some lucky smith controversy that started falling down like him
dating some really young girl oh young yeah a while ago oh i have no idea i don't know i don't
want to get into it because i don't know for sure but it was something like something i don't know
how young i don't know whatever it was controversial it was something like – I don't know how young. I don't know. Whatever. It was controversial.
We're not really a deep dive podcast per se.
Oh, no.
We are very shallow.
We're like a dip our toes in.
Dip our toes in.
Just call us –
Get a few things wrong probably.
Oh, yeah.
For sure.
Get everything wrong.
I don't think – I just don't like when it's so – that's what I'm saying.
I don't like when it's just like so smart, so polished.
Okay.
We get it.
Yeah.
We get it.
We get it.
We get it.
We get it.
We get it.
We get it.
We get it.
We get it.
We get it.
We get it.
Have a little chaos.
I mean I feel like we have to discuss a little bit the Kate Middleton stuff because again
I feel like somehow you found yourself at the epicenter of Kate Middleton.
Yes.
It is weird.
At first I didn't care.
I was kind of like whatever.
But then it's like when the news outlets started taking down her photos and then she
released a statement this morning and was like, oh, you know, beginner editor
just doing a little photoshopping skills.
Like, ha, ha, ha.
I was like, girl, what?
It's actually weird now.
Like, I thought it was a little kiki.
Oh, BBL.
Ooh, bangs.
And now I'm like, it's actually weird.
What do you think is happening?
I don't know.
The photo.
Okay.
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Shout out to the mothers, too.
The mothers.
The mothers, yeah.
I think RuPaul's
on Call Her Daddy tomorrow.
I'm like, wow. Wow, that's kind of big. Oh, God, I would love RuPaul on here. Okay, yeah the mothers, too. The mothers. The mothers. I think RuPaul's gonna call her daddy tomorrow. I'm like, wow.
Wow, that's kind of big.
Oh, God.
I would love RuPaul on here.
Okay.
Yeah.
Mother's Day.
UK.
It was sketchy from the jump because, like, on the Prince and Princess of Wales, like,
social accounts, they posted a photo of Kate with the three kids.
And the caption was was like photograph photography credit
William.
Girl, Prince William
did not take this photo
first of all
because it's like
kind of like professional.
What did it say?
That was like a camera emoji?
Yeah.
It gave credit to William
for the photo.
I was like that
okay that is suspicious
right away.
Because if it's like
a random man
a straight man
taking a photo
you know it's going to
come out a little
like wonky.
Never, never.
That's so weird.
Especially Prince William. Yeah, you're also a royal family that always has like
releases and stuff like that like why would he not be in the photo with you yeah and trying to
make it look like all casual and stuff but it also it's like a high quality photo like it looks like
it would be like a professional photo and they always have photographers of course yeah so it's
really weird and then the thing that people noticed
right away was that she didn't have a ring on in the photo which by the way yeah you'd always put
one on for a photo every time i do a podcast i never wear this ring ever and then it's like a
podcast i'm like i gotta go get the ring you know what i mean it's just like especially when you're
in the middle of like a million conspiracy theories thinking that yeah what's going on
with your marriage you know and then i as like all these tweets started coming
in of like zooming in on the different parts of the kids clothes and stuff and it was all just like
obviously manipulated because like her hand wasn't like really touching um charlotte's sweater and
um lines aren't adding up in the back very chloe kardashian vibes when like the basic
little cement thing but it's not even just curves it's like things getting like erased and
dodged out and then like stitched together weird which is so weird because again you can have like
a really good photoshop or work on your photo and make it look perfect you know what I mean like
it's weird it's all so messy uh-huh and all the kids fingers are crossed yeah it's which is also
just like scary in general just like why why? Why are they all crossed like that?
So it's weird if there's like two different theories.
Like either it's like AI, which I don't know if it's AI.
Like I think it's kind of like different photos edited together is what I thought.
But I don't know.
Yeah, that would make more sense.
Like get real photos and edit them together.
Yeah.
And then I saw another like tiktok that went and found
these the kids um like photos of them out and about wearing these outfits but in different
colors so people think it's like old uh obviously like an old photo that they recolored to make it
look newer like as if it's a new outfit and same with like kate's um like jacket she has that
jacket in a different color.
So people think that like everything was recolored to make it look like it's a fresh photo when it's obviously old.
I don't know.
It's very bizarre. Do you think she's alive?
Like is she –
Today she was photographed with William.
But it was another like really blurry car photo.
That's sweet.
Paparazzi has good cameras these days.
They can get those zoom ins that's so
weird it's very weird and then the fact that well i think what was really crazy was the ap
actually like removed the photo like i struck it down and they like literally never do that
because it's out there people are gonna have this photo like why would you take it down that makes
it like it's like me deleting a tweet about rupaul's record so it looks more suspicious
like don't take it down yeah well the ap is like it's a huge news source where it's um like any like you can subscribe so like say it's like et whatever like you can post
like an ap article as your own whatever so it's like this huge like conglomerate basically but
to like get it removed there means it's just like not factual at all so that's so scary yeah and
they rarely ever like strike a photo especially one that's, like, given to them from royal family.
Did she say why it was taken down?
Did she explain?
Yeah.
For the photo manipulation and stuff.
Yeah, they're saying at closer inspection, it appears that the source has manipulated the image.
No replacement photo will be sent.
Yeah, it was obviously Photoshop, but why?
Yeah.
And then the statement that Kate issued today was just that she's just experimenting with photo editing, which is wild.
Yeah, that's what she said.
That's what I was saying at the beginning.
She goes, you know, I'm a photographer.
I just experiment with photo editing.
I was like, girl, what?
But what kind of editing creates that?
Because I zoomed in.
I did a lot of Photoshop in my youth.
And I zoomed in and you see layers of like dresses that are moved and yeah
it's weird like what were you for the shopping there you're trying to make your kid look
waist wider and like the things don't add up yeah it's like purposefully the only thing that
maybe maybe maybe I remember with um Britney Spears wedding photos there were some things
that didn't line up just like here yeah and they blame it on the hdr so
you know when you take a photo with hdr it takes two photos and overlay them maybe it's possible
that if he took the photo on a phone and hdr was on maybe but they would know that and say that
yeah that's like the royal family i feel like they're just so calculated on what they put out
there and stuff but i would say they had an out with that.
They could have said that, but they didn't even say that.
She's just like, oopsie, that was my little Facetune accident.
And the AP, I believe it was the AP or it was like a news outlet in the UK,
like asked the palace for like the metadata of the photo because the metadata the metadata would
reveal like when it was taken and like how what device was taken on and they refused to give the
metadata for the photo as well i mean the world film is covering so much up it's so weird i'm
like they're gonna like kidnap me or something i don't know i feel like i'm part of this like
conspiracy somehow well yeah because i mean seriously, I got tied into this and they're actually scary with the control and stuff
like that.
I'm so nervous.
Oh, my God.
It's scary.
Why are they doing this?
It's very wild.
Especially because I did talk about Kate and I'm like, oh, no.
Yeah.
You did pick if Elvis could be any royal family member reincarnated, it would be Kate.
Oh, my God.
That's so scary yeah so i don't
know i don't know it's so wild because it's like i literally at first i started like as a key like
oh like i love the key now why did they shorten that from kiki vanita was the first time to tell
me that she was like what's a key she's like you don't have gay friends kiki and i'm like yeah it's
called a kiki not a key okay but i like the key of, Gay Friday has a key key. And I'm like, yeah, it's called a key key. Not a key. Okay, but I like the key of it all.
She's cute, yeah.
Where do you think she's at, for real?
Do you think she's sick?
I don't know.
Well, I guess she was at, I forget what the house was called.
One of the houses.
You know, they all have kind of weird names.
Like one of the cottages or whatever.
She was with Will today driving.
But it's weird.
So there's like a couple theories going down.
One could be just like health reasons like maybe it's more serious but i think the big like prevailing one i see is like a divorce or
something and they're going through crazy ways to like cover it up or distract from it or something
yeah uh-huh and then it could be like if they are getting a divorce and um if william is about to become king like
that's very bad timing to have marital problems you know and what happens when you divorce is it
like they can't remarry or something i i think they can i thought it was like if unless princess
diana was dead like charles couldn't remarry oh and that could be true i don't know enough about
it there's also that also reminds me,
the other theory is like
cheating stuff
because I guess
William had cheating allegations
before that they like buried.
Jeez.
So if it's like cheating stuff.
How does like the prince cheat?
I guess it's easier,
I guess maybe when you're that.
Yeah.
But it's like,
this is what I'm saying,
the Matt Rife of it,
all the girls come out exposed.
How come those girls
don't come out exposed?
I guess they're scared
of the freaking royal family.
I mean,
I wouldn't be scared of the royal family.
You just said you were scared of the royal family.
I mean, me as me.
Well, this is why I have to get on the trainers.
I don't know what I'm talking about.
Did I just say that?
I have no idea.
My mind is always thinking both sides.
I'm like, how can I play both sides of this?
Yeah, you're right.
Be scared.
Don't talk about it.
That's true. That is so true. I was thinking're right. Be scared. Don't talk about it. That's true.
That is so true.
I was thinking about that.
Like Donald Trump, like who was the girl that accused him?
She's a porn star.
Stormy.
Stormy Daniels.
You knew that very fast.
I had a cat named Stormy.
How did you know that this porn star actress was named Stormy?
You knew that way quick.
The whole story.
You're like, oh, Stormy.
Stormy.
I know her.
How did you not remember that?
Well, I didn't know her name. I remember the thing. And you knew right away. Well, you knew too pretty quick.'re like oh Stormy Stormy I know her how did you not remember that well I didn't know her name
I remember the thing
and you knew right away
well you knew too
pretty quick so
it was a big story
I always thought that too
I was like isn't she scared
like the Marilyn Monroe
JFK of it all
you know just like
disappearing
for fucking about it
and I always thought that too
I was like god
if I was like
had an affair with like
the president
I probably just
wouldn't talk about it
but if you're that public
you're more safe
yeah the more
of a public figure yeah because then if
something happens to you then it's like kate you know what i mean like right it's also very
traitors if you're very vocal like you guys if i die tonight you know they're a traitor and the
church is like oh we can't that's not true yeah i get that kate's um uncle is on somebody big
brother right now yeah and he's been he's been spilling no tea though they're like oh have you
talked to kate he's like well i talked to her mom i'm like he doesn't know anything he does not okay he hasn't talked to kate in probably decades yeah that's what i was thinking too like if he's been spilling no tea though. They're like, oh, have you talked to Kate? He's like, well, I talked to her mom. I'm like, he doesn't know anything.
He does not know Kate.
He hasn't talked to Kate in probably decades.
Yeah, that's what I was thinking too. If he's on the show, then he can't be that close or whatever.
Isn't that crazy though?
Like your uncle gets to be on Celebrity Big Brother with Sharon Osbourne because he's
your uncle?
Yeah, literally no other claim to fame.
I haven't talked to any of my uncles in like 20 years.
Watch them end up on Celebrity Big Brother, on the trainers.
That'd be so famous if that happened. Wow, they're famous by association i would that be everything um yeah well i am
scared the royal family don't come for me if i go missing it's the royal family which is crazy
that's why we can't travel scotland and england or is it close it's a separate island oh they
don't like each other though right
the Scottish people
would protect me
Ireland, Scotland, England
I think it was Adam McIntyre
who said he didn't like
the Queen or something
he's like well I'm Irish
and we don't like the Queen
yeah cause
Ireland's definitely
not for
the royal family
why?
cause they were occupied
by England
and they fought
really?
for their freedom
yeah
who?
who fought for its freedom?
the Irish
and they won eventually
i never heard i never remembered that war ever in school the irish war yeah do you remember that
it's not like an irish war they were just occupied and they you know fought well there had to be a
war the fighting is a war that's what saint patrick's day is about but it's a different
really yeah are you sure just kidding i was like hmm because i heard of the British – what's the British – the one with the tea where
they threw the tea in the water?
The Boston Tea Party.
I heard of that.
That was the Revolutionary War.
Okay.
I know that, British in America.
But like you never studied the Irish and British War.
That's true.
Maybe if you're in the UK, you learn about the Irish and British War.
I guess we'll need Adam to tell us about it.
Adam McIntyre was watching.
Leave a comment, Adam, if you're watching.
Let us know. He was on it last time with the Gay Leprechare was watching. Leave a comment, Adam, if you're watching. Let us know.
He was on it last time with the gay leprechaun.
Yeah.
He was like, oh, I did a little accent.
He was in the chat.
Oh, my God.
That's so funny.
I don't sound like that.
I love it.
The leprechaun came out.
I like Adam.
I think we're on good terms now.
I think we're okay.
And there was another thing.
Not a correction, but leprechauns at the end of the rainbow that's where
you find the leprechaun oh yes he has the goal so the rainbow is not a queer
thing it's he wasn't a gay leprechaun it's just they have oh you mean that
leprechaun where did that leprechaun go okay oh, he's over there. Oh. You're saying he's not particularly gay.
It's just he's holding the rainbow.
Like that's actually part of the story of leprechauns.
God, I got it.
That was a whole roundabout thing.
We should have the rainbow Birkin set up for our St. Patrick's Day last week.
June, gay pride.
Exactly.
Get ready.
Birkins are going to be on display.
That's going to be a million dollar Birkin right there.
It's kind of funny now, actually.
Yo, when I was trying to sell that Birkin, I really need the money.
I was really trying to sell that Birkin. Now I'm just like, whatever. I'll just right there. It's kind of funny now, actually. Yo, when I was trying to sell that Birkin, I really need the money.
I was really trying to sell that Birkin.
Now I'm just like, whatever, I'll just keep it.
It manifested in my own pot of gold,
keeping that rainbow.
I was like, thank you.
Oh, that's beautiful.
A career back, thank you.
Wow, that's a beautiful metaphor.
Everyone came for me for that,
but I was like, wow.
People are just so rude.
You know why when people say that too,
they're like, oh, like the cameos.
Oh, they must be broke.
People gotta make money, you know what I mean?
That's why I have a little empathy for the TikTok livers. I mean, to make money. You know what I mean? That's why I have like a little empathy for the TikTok livers.
I mean, a little bit.
You know what I mean?
It's just like, you know, it's already sad, right?
Okay, right.
If you think someone's broke, right?
Let's talk about cameos. Let's put it in that perspective, right?
You think someone's doing cameos and it's like sad.
Like they don't make any money.
And it's like, yes, they could go, they could get a real job.
But it's like, what?
No, but not cameo.
Like cameo is.
You provide a good.
You need to have a certain amount of fame for somebody to want to pay for a shot up. Okay, I'm talking about the TikTok live. But I was trying to go back on the cameo like cameo is you provide a good you need to have a certain
amount of fame for somebody to want to pay for a shot but i was trying to go back on the cameo
where someone called this broke i think there's two are different though well someone said the
syrup the one where they were just gonna be like oh my god all these people are broke because
they're doing cameo so i gotta make money first of all but yeah we are providing a service but
um you know sometimes it's hard if i had to sell a birkin bag to get some coin you know what i mean
gotta pay some taxes off gotta sell a birkin bag for that but it's fine we got it now and it's hard. If I had to sell a Birkin bag to get some coin, you know what I mean? Got to pay some taxes off.
Got to sell a Birkin bag for that.
But it's fine.
We got it now and it's worth more than ever.
And I love it, actually.
I love my Birkin.
I'm going to wear it out.
I'm going to wear it all the time.
If I go to the Traders, it's going to be right next to me.
Oh, yeah.
Would they let me have it on there?
Probably not.
Like a purse?
I'm like, I need a purse to carry my –
That'll be your accessory.
I mean, if Parvati got the headbands, Trishel got the berets,
and you have the Birkin.
Do you think they give them a dress memo?
I think that they probably get the theme
of, like, Scottish core, I think.
You think they tell them, though,
like, what to get?
Because they all dress pretty nice for the show.
I think they probably have, like...
I think, like, dapper.
Like, you're in a castle,
so dress appropriately.
That's what I'm saying.
Like, I couldn't wear this,
or you couldn't wear that.
Probably.
You probably have to have, like,
something more... Drab. Yeah. Why does Alan Cumming get to wear all the cool outfits? I couldn't wear this or you couldn't wear that? Probably. Probably have to have like more,
something more.
Drab.
Yeah.
Why does Alan Cumming get to wear all the cool outfits?
He always comes in
like a blue peacock
or something like that.
He looks so good
at the finale.
Oh my God.
That last one,
the blue with the big crystal.
Yes.
It looks like they made it.
I loved his little shirt.
I want to get that made.
It looks like Moses made it.
That was, yeah.
I love it.
Can you make me one?
Yes.
Oh my God.
Can you make me one in pink
and I'll wear it my next, I'll wear a gray wig.
Just a big piece of fabric with huge crystals.
He looked so handsome, I thought.
I'll make you that.
It was like a Snuggie with like little stones on it.
Yeah, he looked cozy.
I love that they ended with the gate fireworks for them.
I'm like, what is this, Disneyland?
It's so anticlimactic, the ending.
It was just like them standing in a circle and like, and it's over.
I'm falling on the coins.
Oh, yeah.
That was weird.
He like lifted her up into the...
Yeah.
Then he went back and...
It's really not that much money.
It is a lot of money.
Okay.
First of all, I would love $100,000, but it's like, is it that much money to like leave
your house for like a month, leave your kids behind to like maybe win $100,000?
And also all the physical stuff they're doing.
Oh my God.
Like if you break it down to each one
of those to jump into the cold water and
swim and also drown or the... The propelling?
When they threw on them all those
insects and stuff. Oh, heck no.
So if you break down each one, you'll be like
$10,000 for insects thrown
on you. You'll say no. No, thank you. $10,000
to jump into the ocean and swim and
so at the end of the day, that's not
worth it. Or the propelling off the cliff. the end of the day, that's not worth it.
Or the propelling off the cliff.
I was like, no, thank you.
How are they doing that?
It was inspiring to see older women do that.
You know what I mean?
So I was like, I guess if they could do it.
You know what I mean?
It's pretty good.
I don't know if I could.
You'll be in your fitness era by then too.
I'd have to be because they run a lot.
I'd probably lose weight on the show because I probably wouldn't like the food.
I'm such a picky eater.
I start always eating soup.
Maybe when you work out, say like this is i'm
working out for the show for the trainer i'm gonna be on the trader i mean it's good news that peacock
reached out to me i would just send me merch but that's a start it's something should we talk about
the hot take of the week oh yeah hot take on the you sent it to me the jojo oh that i thought you
meant your hot take yeah i don't know that's what i was trying to
find out i tried to stay off of it no the jojo crazy like i really question her same
the dance mom's reunion finally aired a clip um and then it's not out yet i don't know if it's
out yet i just saw that one clip which seemed to be like a teaser for the whole thing.
I feel like we would have seen more clips if the whole thing was out.
I don't even – I just like really – it's like either she's really just – I don't know.
Really traumatized.
Like she really got like traumatized and she's like stuck at this age of like six or something like that.
Or she's just like not smart.
Like I don't know what it is.
It's just like why does she say such dumb things?
Like I'm not telling her dumb.
But the stuff she says is like actually like so dumb.
Like it's like literally like oh my gosh.
Like how are you so insensitive?
How are you so out of touch?
Yeah.
And it really just has to be once again proving that she was a victim of like severe trauma as a child.
Because she's like stinted as like a like a 12 year old forever because in the clip she basically shades um maddie kenzie and nia who were not at the dance moms reunion saying that they're kind of hiding
from what hiding from their past and that they're not claiming it and this is part of who you are
this is what made you yeah um and it's just
another very very bad take and now i'm kind of like running out of benefit of the doubts you
know just because exactly maddie especially has just been like so vocal about like how
dance moms affected her like and how her relationship with abby like really traumatized
her like i never watched the show and i know like how it affected Maddie you know Maddie was like the star
pupil so like if it affected her and like in that way like what about the ones that didn't
and Mia got the brunt of it all the time like just totally trashed every episode and it's like
I don't know I don't think she's talked about it publicly I don't know I haven't seen anything but
she was they constantly talked down to her, constantly berated her, constantly told her, like, how horrible she was.
It's, like, crazy.
And also I saw, like, people commenting, well, especially – JoJo came in late.
Like, so imagine, like, the core, the girls who started it, too.
Oh, right.
That's a whole other dynamic.
You came in, like, just clinging, like, I want to get some of this fame.
You know what I mean?
And probably more her mom.
I just have a hard time believing, like, a six-year- get me on this like famous show and stuff like that like it's one
thing if you like performing but I just feel like again the moms are the one that push that's why
it's like that's why I really am like I don't know if I want to be like a stage mom it's like as much
as I wanted to be a child actor it's like I don't think I could ever do that like I don't know just
not too soon anyways you know maybe give them to be a teenager and see if they still really want
to do it but when they're that age and so little and and that's what I'm saying, like JoJo's so stinted to be like, how dare they not
show up? They made you. It's like, they were like abused up for the whole world to see. And you're
like, how dare you not talk to your abuser? They like, it's like so weird. It's such a weird,
she's such a, is it a victim shamer, I guess, or something like that. It's just so weird or like a
abuser sympathizer or something.'s very very hot it's very like
beauty and the beast very like you know let's let's protect the person that like abused us
it's like so weird yeah oh yeah there it is it's like so so weird and like why even so like why
even comment why people are there or not there it's like you don't know and to like just and
to like shame them i'm like that's so weird yeah. Yeah. It's just like, why can't she just.
Why is Robbie not saying something?
Yeah.
Just go live your best.
You know, she's trying to be like G Flip or something.
Now just go live that life.
You know, be as people.
Even the heaven one, people are like coming for her for hours.
Like, what's the one phone call you go to heaven?
It's like, just live that life.
You know, just be that character.
Can you do that again?
You know.
She's like, what's one phone call you'd have at heaven?
I'm not talking about
like i don't live for it like be a while out there jojo okay like you don't need to like
she's just someone to just not comment on like other people's because it's just bad take after
bad take after bad take there's not one good take that's come out of her mouth where it's like
that makes sense jojo thank you thank you for enlightening us you've gone through so much like
thank you and she does she probably has such a good, like, something.
But she's just, like, warped or brainwashed or I don't know what it is.
Maybe it's brainwashing.
Maybe that's what it is because she's just really just hell-bent on, like, you need to respect Abby Lee Miller who was just, like, obviously the worst person ever to be on TV.
It's, like, so bizarre.
And it's, like, one thing to think that, too.
Like, more power to you.
Like, if that's what you think, whatever.
That's her opinion but then just to shame people who have just been so outspoken about their experience
it's crazy same thing with like the colleen stuff though like yeah all these people are coming out
saying like uh sharing their experiences and how like it really is traumatizing to them and like
negatively affected them and then here comes jojo invalidating everything she was great to me as a 13 year old we were best friends like it's like
what like what why that was the that was so weird i just stopped it's so weird to me i don't know
it's just so weird like you should just know especially when she's so big like she's literally
like a corporation like she's in walmart she's on so
you think you can dance she's huge everywhere that's what i'm saying like keep on that track
i don't know she's like gonna she's gonna be one to seven house herself because it's like
i guess it's cute for now but it's like just chill on talking about other people yeah and
too i think all her little scandals are very much like in the internet space. They haven't like bled over to like mainstream.
Right.
I guess because she is so mainstream.
But at this rate, I'm a little nervous.
Yeah.
I'm just like why – and that's what we kind of were talking about I think on either the last Patreon or maybe it was this episode.
It's just like when we talk about people like Colleen or James that get like canceled hard and I was like they have that little taste of being mainstream and then they sabotage themselves.
They ruin it for themselves.
And it's like, she is mainstream.
I think she'll,
I think someone told me she wanted to be on Chicago.
Who was telling me?
Someone I knew.
She said she was trying to be in Chicago,
but I think she's too young for it.
Someone was talking about it.
But like, if you have those aspirations,
like reel it in, get it together.
Just don't talk.
For real.
That's what I'm saying. Like go, who's elusive go the barry keoghan route
you know just kind of just look there and addison ray oh queen queen she knows it she's just like
let me just not say anything to anyone and it's perfect and we love her now for it you know what
i mean i feel like when she was talking or the demelia or something that it's just like you know
you judge them so much more you have so so much to judge more. Like podcasts,
like anything.
It's like,
it's like even this.
It's like one little clip
of something we say
is like there forever
because you talk for three hours.
You're like,
oh God,
I said something dumb.
But we got nothing to lose.
You know what I mean?
You have a job,
but I have nothing to lose.
No,
but I feel like I think in general
it's just like,
God,
people just really,
if I was on the up and up,
if I had like my own TV show,
even now,
I don't even have that.
I'm just like, let me just try and be on the clear path.
Let me just not be any sort of controversy because I don't want to be in it.
I'll just report on it and judge it and talk about it.
But it is wild.
JoJo, have you learned nothing?
Joni Joelle or Joelle Joni.
One of those girls is that her
name yeah i want her on the podcast but i want to go live when she comes on yeah we can't have
any room for like editing yeah god can you imagine jojo live that'd be wild that'd be wild because
all those ones like the howie mendel stuff were pre-recorded and she still was like let it out
there she didn't think like maybe edit that out that's that's crazy or even like the canceled too she
yeah she just puts it all even this freaking dance mom things it was filmed months ago and then
never thought like oh maybe i shouldn't like include yeah or just not say that's the i don't
know all right guys we're nearing the end of the show if you want to see the extended podcast go
to patreon.com slash just trish because i have a a lot. Do you have a lot? I have a lot of hot topics.
Do you have a lot? I have a couple more.
I have Millie Bobby Brown also being only friends with boys.
She has no girlfriend, she said.
Did you see that one?
Oh, no.
Oh, yeah.
At her bachelorette party, it was all boys.
She said she was the only girl there.
Were they gay?
Nope.
They're all her fiance's friends.
Oh.
And she's just like, yeah.
So we have that hot topic.
We have Matt R rife who i'm
gonna actually say might be a victim in this situation getting outed by a comedian for uh
sucking some d allegedly yes well two d's we can we can talk about that on patreon we get a little
more explicit on there um kind of felt bad for matt rife for that one i mean i still think he's
a p***y that's kind of like i think again it's like the drake bell two things can be true you can be a victim and uh you know what i mean it sounds a little weird and the guy that kind of felt bad for Matt Wright for that one. I mean, I still think he's a piece of shit. I was kind of like, I think, again, it's like the Drake Bell. Two things can be true.
You can be a victim and a, you know what I mean?
It sounds a little weird.
And the guy that kind of outed him was kind of like, that's kind of odd that you're naming
his name, but okay.
The Seth Rogen, no kids press tour and the Wiz Air mystery destination.
Did you see that?
Where you get on a plane and you don't know where you're going.
Oh, I hate that.
It was, did you see that?
Oh, it's called Wiz Air.
And when you go to the airport, you know where it says like Southwest, it has like the whole
like little ticker where everyone's going.
And it had like Whiz Air.
And it was like just a question mark, like mystery.
You don't know where you're going.
So when they landed, everyone was taking the video.
Like, okay, guys, you know where we landed?
They were like in Istanbul, Turkey.
And everyone's like, woo.
And I was like, okay.
But it's like they did multiple of those.
You could just get on a plane and you don't know where you're going.
I like it.
I think that's kind of cool where you're just like see where we end up.
Or scary.
I don't know.
Well, I mean I don't think they're going to take you to like – I don't know.
I guess if you –
Ireland during the war.
I don't know.
What were you going to say?
I was going to say if you knew the options and you knew they were all good, then that's better.
But if you didn't know any options then you could like
I don't know be
somewhere you don't want to be
yeah I kind of thought it was fun I thought it was a
little cute thing I wasn't didn't YouTubers used to
do that back in the day they'd be like taking the first
flight out wherever it goes
but it probably was fake huh did Joey do it
no do you remember the travel
tours they used to do it was like the Contiki travel
tours what no and they would just take all these influencers Do you remember the travel tours they used to do? It was like the Contiki travel tours.
What? No. And they would just take all these influencers.
I want to say they were on a bus,
but maybe that was just to get to the excursions or whatever.
I remember Anthony Padilla went,
Kalel went, Joey went.
Oh my God.
And they would always take this big...
It was like the original Tart trip, I think.
What? I don't remember that. What's Contiki big it was like the original Tart Trip I think what?
yeah
I don't remember that
what's Contiki?
it was just the name of the
like the
the travel place
yeah
oh my god
then Joey went
Joey's at the forefront
of all these scandals too
he was in the mix
with everybody
with all these
I want to know
about the British YouTubers
you're right
he's just there
Luke Conard
the Minecrafters
I wish he would be messy
I wish he would be messy I wish he would be messy
I know
I would love Joey on
but I need him to
I need him to spill some tea
he is so demure
but I need him to shake the table
because he's one of those
that like
like you said
he's in the mix
with a lot of groups
and he just listens
you know
so he knows a lot
he'd be on the traitors
he'd be the
he'd be so good on the traitors
he'd be
that's kind of like
yeah his escape the night is kind of like the traitors guess he might be the og traders maybe they took it from
him actually i don't know how long the traders have been on i know there's like different versions
of it and stuff like that but he was the original alan cummings of so true he was hosting escape
the night yeah so true do you remember his outro used to be made the odds of be ever in your favor
and i was like oh it's a good outro and then i saw on the games like oh he just stole it
he's like i made the odds be ever in your favor goodbye And I was like, oh, that's a good outro. And then I saw Hanger Games. Oh, he just stole it.
He's like, may the odds be ever in your favor.
Goodbye.
And I was like, that's literally.
And he did it every video.
Do you not remember?
You were his editor. No, I want to say he does it still a little bit.
No.
Here and there.
I'm pretty sure he does it here and there still.
And I used to think, oh, that's really clever.
And then I was like, wow, just stole it.
OK, I'm surprised they didn't sue him or something.
I was like, super fan over there.
The Seth Roken, have you seen this all over?
My whole TikTok is just him talking about how
great, happy he is he has kids.
I was talking about this in my little talk about walkway today.
I'm all for it. I think that's good because I think society does put
pressure on people to have kids. I like it, but it just gets
to be a lot. It just basically makes me feel
bad that I have kids. Do you know what I mean?
I was just like, oh my God, you're making
people feel bad. He's like, I get all my days to myself. I get to focus on my wife. I was like, oh my God.
Then you start rethinking. You're like, oh my God. Okay. Well now I have kids. What do I do?
And he's just very, very adamant about it lately. I think it's good representation because we have
a lot of parent representation, you know, like, and then you get a little FOMO like, oh, I want
a kid, but I'm not at the right place to have a kid. So I guess it's good to have someone else be like, no, enjoy your childless moments,
either if it's temporary or forever, you know?
Right.
Because I feel like the other, the opposite is much more like.
Out there.
Out there, yeah.
That's a good point.
I was thinking that too.
I guess it's like you feel a lot of pressure to have kids, so.
Yeah.
But now my whole thing is like, I think all the comments, I would go read the comments
and then now I see is like, why I'm so thankful I don't have kids.
I get everything to myself.
I can spend every money on me and I get – I was like, oh my gosh.
I get it.
I get it.
I would say if you're on the fence about having kids, don't have kids because like it is a lot of work.
But anyways, Seth Rogen just – I like him.
I think he's good.
You know, I am a reformed Haieber hater i think officially because she got
into a little bit of a little bit of a scandal well she's kind of been going through it last
week we talked about on patreon the whole like justin rumors that were started by her dad and
her friend pastor or whatever and then this time she is being accused of copying another
blush makeup brand oh my my god. I know.
Girl. All the makeup is the same.
They all have lip butters. They all
crack your lips. Yeah. Oh, was it a blush stick?
It was a blush stick, yeah. Who is she accused
of copying? Oh my god.
Why am I forgetting? I wrote it down.
Someone said every week we should
highlight a new country.
Because they loved our ireland
pitches oh oh there wasn't a comment or you just you want oh you said to come up with that that
was your idea that's the same way you wanted or a commenter said that no i said that because
because people get so happy you know when you mentioned when you mentioned there especially
we talk about a little town somewhere oh but then we always pronounce the town's name the town's wrong and then they're like it's glasgow everyone's like oh they're
saying glasgow weird i know because the oba song is like all i do is see and sleep and sing when i
saw you last night from glasgow that's how you say it glasgow i was like they're saying glasgow
wrong i'm like someone's like glasgow or something i don't know i just added back in there but then
there were um because he said well they're so small they don't know. I'd ask Adam McIntyre. But then there were,
because he said,
well, they're so small they don't even have a target.
They were like,
well, we don't have targets
in our country at all.
Oh, Canada.
They used to, though.
Oh, yeah.
There's a difference
between Saskatoon and Saskatchewan.
I did learn that.
If they make a Lucky Charms movie,
Adam McIntyre.
You're right, though.
This always had a rainbow.
You're right.
That's so interesting.
So it's not a gay leprechaun.
They just
have a rainbow.
All right.
Well,
I still vote Adam McIntyre.
Yeah, the leprechaun can be gay.
There's no rule that they can't be gay.
That's true.
That was probably subliminal
back in the day
when they couldn't be out yet
and they're like,
let's put a rainbow too.
Signify. It's like the Flintstones
on the Fruity Pebbles.
Which one was gay? They both are
because they're both on it. It's just Barney and Fred.
The women are not on there and they're called
Fruity Pebbles. Oh my God. So they're having
an intermarital gay affair.
Did you like the Brokeback joke
in the Oscars last night? I didn't even hear the Brokeback
joke. I think Jimmy Kimmel said Ryan Gosling,ling you are so hot you want to go to the mountains and
not tell our wife why did i not get that that was a brokeback joke i thought he just wanted to do
that i love i mean yeah i would i love brokeback mountain and i'm not just saying that because i'm
like i love gays like i love brokeback mountain i think that's such a good movie we cosplayed as
them oh you've never seen it i think it's so good i think it's like a good movie I've never seen it we cosplayed as them oh you've never seen it no I think it's so good
I think it's like
even if you're not gay
like watch it
I think it's just such a
it's just like a sad
but it's good
it's like such a romantic movie too
I don't like a drama though
you don't like
oh no
uh uh
I like it no hard feelings
I think I only like
action movies
huh
it has to be like
yeah
superheroes and girls.
Yeah, girls.
That's what I'm getting for.
So far, every movie you asked, Timmy said, yeah, I've watched it.
I mean, Brokeback Mountain's maybe not necessarily a drama.
It's not superhero or girls.
There's definitely no girls in it.
It's essentially the opposite of the movies he likes.
But instead of no hard feelings, there's hard, hard feelings.
Oh, that's a good one, too wait what is this you have oh the lipstick oh yeah i had to look up the
okay name um yeah i dare i say was a hayley bieber hater yeah like an active
oh you're active you're like lee justin selena gomez loves him you know i would like a tweet i like a hate tweet here
and there no you didn't did you i would like them yeah because she also was shady towards taylor so
um wait why because like with the scooter braun justin situation yeah but um i think when a girl
gets hated on enough i really start to turn around. And I'm like, you know what?
We're all hating on this girl too much.
Like, quit hating on her.
Is that why you like me?
No, I think you do.
I'm just always hated on.
You're like, okay, let's stop, everybody.
There's always one.
Actually, there's like three.
There's three that came to my shows.
And there's like three main horror fans that always were like, had my back no matter what happened.
And they're like, stay strong.
We love you. And I love that. I still love them shout out brian and uh daniel and katherine i i feel like i'm similar to that because i feel like i just understood your perspective most of the time
there's there's only one perspective we can say we're patreon because it's kind of funny
where i didn't get oh yeah i feel like it's a good conversation. Go to our Patreon to know why he didn't agree with me. And then I yell at him.
You're fired.
But yeah, Hailey is launching her own – or she teased that she's launching her own blush stick.
Because she posted a photo dump and then she had a blush stick in her photo dump.
And it was clearly obvious that it was going to be a road skin product coming out.
And then everyone started commenting that it was – thought it was a Nudestix collab
because it was a black blush
in a freaking tube or whatever.
I don't even know Nudestix. Me either. That's why
I had to look it up. But all the beauty girls were like, this looks
like Nudestix. And then the Nudestix founders
started commenting on, you know,
Trend Mood. Do you know Trend Mood?
I just saw something about it yesterday. They're like, remember
when Trend Mood, oh!
Remember when Trend Mood promoted John Cookie and cosmetics?
Do you remember John Cookie and –
No.
Okay.
That's a whole other thing.
Oh.
He was like a drama channel that started like a cosmetic line and then disappeared.
Oh, I had no idea.
I think he was like Leprechaun too.
I think he was Irish.
Oh.
Yeah.
Anyways.
But was Trend Mood always like would post on instagram like the like manny
shane
jeffree
like all their new
products whatever
but anyway
um so trend mood
posted
hayley's new blush stick
and even the
founders of nude sticks
were like
leaving shitty comments
about yeah
it looks like nude sticks
it's not a nude sticks
collab
and i'm just like
all the packaging
looks the same
on every single
makeup product
in sephora
they all say
mario looks like rare beauty looks like run. They all say Mario looks like Rare Beauty, looks like Run Beauty, looks like Road Beauty,
looks like Kylie.
They all look the exact same.
It's just not original anymore because it's just impossible to be when there's so many
brands.
And everything's like a basic packaging now.
There's nothing like cute.
It's minimal.
Minimal, right.
Too Faced used to be so crazy and wild, but everything's just so minimal now.
It's like so boring, which I mean, I guess that's the thing, but everything looks the
same. So they're like all black all white right clear or
whatever yeah fenty is white and black makeup by mario is white and black rare beauty's like clear
and it was just like crazy because hayley even had to like release a statement on her instagram
story saying that it was it's like a test packaging and not the official packaging or
whatever because people were hating on her so much oh Oh, well, I guess that's good. But I also think
Hailey just like, she cares
too much about what like commenters say. Like I feel
like you just need to just like keep it moving always.
Yeah, I guess she's kind of in the weeds. I feel like it's
worse for her though because it's, now she
has like road skin, but before
she was, even though she's an Epo baby, she
was basically like an influencer, you know?
So it is a little bit harder for her because it's not like she has
like music that'll speak for herself like Ariana. Ariana was like getting hated on, you know? Right. So it is a little bit harder for her because it's not like she has like music that will
speak for herself.
Like Ariana.
Ariana was like getting hated on, but she just released like an album.
Oh, yeah.
Ariana is like talented.
We're like, okay, we forgive everything that you've done.
Yeah.
So with Hailey, it's like she is like an influencer.
So you do have some – people's words have more weight, I guess.
And she's kind of like lower tier nephro baby.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
She's kind of like Stephen Baldwin.
Does he have much pull?
Maybe in church, but not in like baby. You know what I mean? She's kind of like Stephen Baldwin. Does he have much pull? Maybe in church, but not in like Hollywood.
You know what I mean?
I feel like if you were like Alec Baldwin.
Maybe not Alec Baldwin anymore.
Who's a good example?
Like Johnny Depp's daughter.
Oh, yeah.
She has like a little bit more.
But she's so talented too.
So I don't know.
Maybe Hailey's talented.
Well, I feel like she's really in her bag right now with like the lifestyle.
Because that freaking smoothie even got like a name drop in the Oscarsars really him all name drop hayley beaver strawberry smoothie she's like
an ice cream did you try the ice cream out no the soft serve it doesn't look good though i know it
is so expensive i'm just a little bit even for me i'm just like i just don't know even when i used
to spend the money on the smoothies i was like i don't know honestly i'm in my saving money era
like the postmates of it, all the DoorDash.
My DoorDash was – I posted on my Instagram.
I'll see if I can still have it in my photos.
$100 for the Cheesecake Factory for a meal that normally is $65.
We got the exact same thing as when we eat out at Cheesecake Factory because we eat out at Cheesecake Factory sometimes.
$150?
Right.
But at the restaurant, it's normally like a $65 bill.
Yeah, but you did $100.
It was $150.
No, the order was $100.
That's how much the order was.
And then all the fees were $50. And I screenshotted it. $100 is our order was $150. No, the order was $100. That's how much the order was. And then all the fees
were $50. And I screenshotted it.
$100 is our order. $150
was with every fee in there. There was
like seven fees. So
wild. But then Postmates,
we ate at Mastro's on Saturday night.
It was less than that, $150.
Then, even more crazy, we ate at a local
Italian restaurant. And I was like, oh, I think the
prices went up. Like, we just get literally plain pasta.
It's like fettuccine alfredo is like $19 there.
I went on Postmates as we were there.
Same restaurant, $22 for the same dish.
Wow.
Yeah.
So anyways, we're just in the saving money era.
Good thing I like cheap food.
I love just like pastas and just really cheap food.
So anyways, save your money.
The economy is going to shit because it's 2024
and I know nothing
about the elections,
but I know whenever
political stuff happens,
everything goes to shit.
So just save that money.
I guess don't buy
the Hailey Bieber smoothie.
Yeah, that's where I was going.
Is that the message of the story?
Yeah, which is crazy.
And when we weren't
making any money,
I was going to get these smoothies
for $18 and I was like,
why is our money gone every month?
Because I was buying $18 smoothies
when we had no money coming in.
So now I stopped buying stupid stuff.
I used to go to Target and spend $500.
It was nothing.
I haven't gone to Target in like three months
because I was like, I'm just going to spend money.
And miraculously, we have money in our account.
And I was like, wow, what a concept.
Stop spending.
I was like, that's actually crazy.
And it worked.
My spending habits have stopped.
So I got to reply that to my eating
where I'm just like, you know what?
You don't need to eat when you're not hungry.
Yeah.
I think I'm grasping that.
It's a mental thing you got to get through.
Yeah.
You know?
But sometimes it's just fun.
Sometimes you need a little treat.
Oh, yeah.
I had those Barbie cupcakes you got me last night.
I had this fish in my throat, but I ate the cupcakes and it kind of went away a little
bit.
It was like a fish smell.
Because the Barbie, it's what? It's a pink velvet went away a little bit. It was like a fish smell. Because the Barbies wanted
to... Pink velvet.
Because it's Barbie's birthday or something.
March, it's like her 65th.
And we have the 96 Oscars. That means 100 Oscars
coming soon. I think I'm going to get my Oscar the year the 100 Oscars
come around. Four more years.
Yeah.
I can see it. But what lead actress
are supporting? Or song? Best screenplay.
Oh. I want to do a Lucky
Charms. I want to make it horror.
I want to cast Adam McIntyre.
It's kind of like the Chucky.
Lucky Chucky. Yeah.
But you're like a
gossip channel.
That's gay.
Is that Irish or British? I'm a little British.
Yeah. You're like a little
evil leprechaun. But then the leprechaun turns good.
There you go.
Is that Irish?
That's good.
Okay.
When he goes to the Scottish castle and plays chaitos.
I should do a leprechaun tavern.
Anyways, okay, that's a whole other thing.
I need to do that.
People said the leprechauns belong in the tavern.
Okay.
We'll keep it there.
Let's bring it up.
Anyways, I don't know.
Honestly, when I skip accents, it's honestly because I don't know where the accent
is going.
But I would love to do a best original screenplay. I used to write screenplays
when I was 15 years old. Not in the right
format. I would just literally be like, character name, whatever.
There's like a whole format to it. I still have no idea how you do it.
But I would love to do it. Do you live close to
Silver Lake? No. Far?
Yeah. Where is Silver Lake?
So let's say if you're
in Hollywood and you drive down Sunset towards downtown, it's like halfway.
Oh my God, that's far, isn't it?
Yeah.
Quentin Tarantino opened a coffee shop up in Silver Lake and I want to go so bad.
Oh, is it near his theater?
Yeah, it's connected.
Because his theater is right before that.
I love how you know all this.
Yes.
It's connected and it's a Pam Greer coffee shop and it has like all the stuff that he
has in his movies and I want to go so bad.
All right.
Any shout outs we want to do?
Shout out to Emily.
Shout out Emily.
Shout out Hassan.
Shout out Ted.
Shout out Adam McIntyre.
Shout out Adam McIntyre.
We know you're in the live chat to the very end.
Shout out Jess Trishwater.
Shout out water.
Shout out patreon.com slash Jess Trish.
Yeah.
Shout out to Not Identifying. Shout out water shout out patreon.com slash just trish yeah shout out to
not identifying shout out to no labels shout out to rupaul for keeping everyone during election
week shout out you can't take away our power and just because we're gay doesn't mean we're not
equal period and shout out to sea geek and home chef for real for sponsoring i'm shook i'm shook
we got sea geek back you guys are making it happen home around, please, because we actually do love your meals.
Moses be cooking me that pasta. I did take out
the broccoli in the last pasta, but it was still delicious.
So we love you guys.
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And we'll see you in the next
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We're talking about Millie by Brown. We're talking about
Matt Reif, why we feel
sorry for him, and Oscar
saying what he doesn't agree with me on.
We'll see that and more in the next Patreon.
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