Just Trish - Tati Westbrook Reignites DRAMAGEDDON Blaming Shane Dawson and Jeffree Star | Just Trish Ep 111

Episode Date: September 5, 2024

Almost 5 years have passed but Tati Westbrook still has A LOT to say about Dramageddon, James Charles, Shane Dawson and Jeffree Star. Get Trisha's take on this, Britney Spears' rumored musical appeara...nce, upcoming fast food items and more in this chaotic and hilarious episode of Just Trish! With special appearances by her sister Kalli and our friends at Bangin' Buns! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:00 What do you think Brad Summer means to you? What is this, a beauty pageant? What is a conversation? Trying to evoke something? Yeah, also, nobody needed to know this. You put out all this information. You put out the first video, you put out the second video, and only in the second video was she like, I just want this all to go away.
Starting point is 00:00:16 I'm like, but you started this. I hate when people are like, I want it to all go away. You know how you make something all go away? Stop talking about it. Don't talk about it. Where do they go where's your buddies her name is Trish she's got the fish and all the gossips filthy rich pretty and pink hot topic queen and says what everybody thinks she's just Hi guys, welcome back to the Jess Trish Podcast.
Starting point is 00:00:54 Chaos, chaos today, I'm telling you. It's already ensued, we're starting a little later. You know, the energy can shift every minute really. Energy this morning was a little weird. Then it got good because I had Barbie Krispy Kremes. Got even better because then I got to enjoy them with my own Barbie. My little Barbie. Planned a little birthday thing.
Starting point is 00:01:13 Oh, my God. There's so much happening. He's actually mixing it right now as we speak. Local brewery. Not brewery. What is it? Yeah. Local.
Starting point is 00:01:24 A brewery. No. It's a local coffee shop. Local coffee shop. It's actually here. Shake is it? Yeah. Local. A brewery. No. It's a local coffee shop. Local coffee shop. It's actually here in. Shake it out. Okay. Look at everyone.
Starting point is 00:01:30 Look at this. You get your hair done. You get a drink mixed for you. Yes. You actually look like Blakely. Blakely. Blakely. It's so weird.
Starting point is 00:01:37 But like even prettier. Thank you. I think she is very pretty. You know, which I think is, you know, pretty privileged. I just don't like her attitude. Well, of course. Yeah. I think that's kind of the general consensus right now.
Starting point is 00:01:46 But I hope she'll be okay. I think in general people are a little hard on the woman. But before we get on hot topics, you guys, we have a very special guest co-host. As you guys know, Oscar is still on vacation. I say this all the time. I say it on my TikTok. I say it everywhere.
Starting point is 00:01:57 Oscar is on vacation, but people will still be like, where is Oscar on vacation? Let's just pin that comment. We miss him. We love him. But he is living his best life in, like, Hawaii. So go live that life. We miss you.
Starting point is 00:02:08 And can't wait for you to come back. But in the meantime, my forever filler in. My sister always comes to the rescue when I need her. Callie. Hi. Yay. How are you feeling? I'm good.
Starting point is 00:02:21 Okay. I'm feeling great. I got my hair done. I got my little drinky poo. I know. You should feel like five-star service, VIP treatment here. I really do. Okay.
Starting point is 00:02:31 Everything's good. We had gotten a drink earlier, and it spilled moments before. Disaster struck 20 minutes before filming. We were taking cute photos, and then just everything fell everywhere multiple times on the cords. No one got electrocuted, which is good. I love how we're literally like, well, no one seriously got injured. I was like, I just really wanted that drink.
Starting point is 00:02:48 I was like, well, someone could have gotten electrocuted. I don't know why. I did have a few tears for no reason. Oh, my God. I felt so bad because everyone was so excited for your return. I was so excited for your return. And I know you were so excited. I was so excited.
Starting point is 00:03:00 I don't know. There was just a lot of energy that I just didn't know how to put it, place it. I know. So. You got to redirect it. I know. I am. I'm fine.
Starting point is 00:03:07 I'm good. We should all do mug cam. Yeah. Mug cam. Got Beetlejuice. Mine's just Trish over here. Oh, I got a little evil eye hand of, oh, yes, just Trish. We have mini tumblers coming very, very soon.
Starting point is 00:03:20 I can't wait. They're so cute. And they're great. They're hand bedazzled again but they're a little what speaking of what tumblers and stuff like that what i ordered the love shack fancy ones oh because i you know i like to have one for like my drinks and then one for just water i don't know i'm weird like that what do you put in besides water oh like okay well like anything like this No, it makes sense.
Starting point is 00:03:45 You don't want to mix the two. Right. Because there's always something. Oh, taste. So you got two. No, I got one. Oh. So this is like my water.
Starting point is 00:03:53 Oh, and then you got. And then I got Love Shack Fancy. Stanley Club. Well, no, this is not my water, but you know. But yeah, I got that. And I was so excited to get it. They sent me the wrong one. I love a hot topic.
Starting point is 00:04:05 I love a hot topic. Cancel them, girl. Cancel them. No, because then I wasn't going to email them. But then I was like, I better look at their FAQs first and see, like, oh, what would happen in this situation? Because I'm like, Stanley's a huge company, right? Well, anyways, it said, well, we take, we ensure that all of the orders are correct. But if this were to happen, we need, like,
Starting point is 00:04:25 photo evidence, and then if it does end up being true, we can, you will pay for you to send it back, and then we'll refund you. I'm like, I don't have a refund! And I know they don't have any in stock. You want a refund, or you want the cup? I want my cup that I ordered. I wanted the purple. That's always the case, right? We did see someone about Just Trish and get
Starting point is 00:04:41 their product, but we figured it out. The address was wrong. We figured it out. We've been been contacting them we try to contact them we get it whatever anyways love it great you know we take care of it but it was she was the same way they're like um she goes well you'll get a refund or like argue with your bank and she goes but i want the merch and i'm like that's the real tea everyone just wants it so what happened i just took the l no and i kept it why didn't you make a t TikTok? If we had just, well, they're Love Shack fancy. They might not see it. I was like, if we see it, I just should.
Starting point is 00:05:07 Right, they don't care. I still got one at the end of the day. You wanted the purple one. I think you should, as your consolation today, I'll give you my purple one. No, you keep it. It's still in the box. Boob, you know me. Will I ever use it?
Starting point is 00:05:17 Probably not. I have my Just Trish. You know what I mean? And I have a pink one. I have a pink and a purple. And I would love for you to have the purple. Because I feel like. No, I don't like that one.
Starting point is 00:05:26 Exactly. I was so heartbroken because I feel like, um, no. I don't like that one. Exactly. I was so heartbroken. I'm like, wait. Yeah, it's the least attractive one. And then I'm like, maybe it was my fault and then I looked at my order and I'm like, no, but definitely order the purple one. Because it was. I remember the day they came out. They were all sold out at Love Shack Fancy. And you told me that they were on Stanley. And I'm like, I'm gonna go to Stanley.
Starting point is 00:05:41 And they had purple and pink. The blue were sold out. I wanted blue because Bridgerton blue. But they were sold out so I got the purple and pink and then I sent them a message. Oh, they're both available. You're like, which one? I was like, I'm going to go to Stanley. And they had purple and pink. The blue were sold out. I wanted blue because Bridgerton blue. But they were sold out. So I got the purple and pink. And then I sent them a message. Oh, they're both available. You're like, which one? I was like, honestly, I do like the purple better. I got pink because it's my signature color. But you got it off the Stanley. So I was like, yay, we both got it. And the purple kind of does slay. I know because I wasn't really, that wasn't my first
Starting point is 00:05:58 pick. And then I'm like, ooh. When the, you know, I ordered it and the week was going, I was like, you know what? I kind of actually love it. Yeah. And then I'm like, that's crazy. They probably like ran out and they're just trying to be like, here, maybe she won't notice. No, I think that's what happens with any kind of like business with like an influx of like huge orders. Like, you know.
Starting point is 00:06:17 We keep it at a cap. There's bound to be mistakes. Yeah. So, and there's mistakes sometimes at Just Church, but I'm always here to be customer service. She is. And I always text her Just Church, but I'm always here to be customer service. She is. And I always text her and tweet her and she will always send me screenshots. Like, I email them like three times and stuff.
Starting point is 00:06:30 So, check your emails. Check the junk. You know, my sister. Did you call or did your mom call? Someone called somebody. Well, we called someone because we got some package returned. But on her account, she didn't have an email address. Couldn't get a hold of you that way.
Starting point is 00:06:43 So, we had to call her now everyone's gonna be like oh something's wrong that's last resort we should maybe have someone else do the call i love that my mom's just calling someone like well make sure it's during business hours but i'm like you're gonna call her she's like yeah why not that's what it's there for and i get that too because i used to work in customer service and it's like yeah if you they're not emailing you last the last resort is calling them. Maybe I'll call them next time. Like, hey, got your order.
Starting point is 00:07:09 Could you imagine? Oh, my gosh. Maybe. Honestly, that girl. Because I feel like the comments were kind of being mean to her. But I feel like they're kind of being mean to us. Like, what did you expect? Giving your money to her to pay this?
Starting point is 00:07:18 I'm like, first of all. That is shade on me. And my mother. And my mom is like an expert shipper like she loves like she loves it like I literally like we had
Starting point is 00:07:28 we had a warehouse before for Savoy that like ships this out professionally like we can do that and she's like I love to do this like my sister
Starting point is 00:07:33 and my mom shipped out every order within like what 48 hours or something like that and we had so many and yeah you guys are amazing
Starting point is 00:07:39 she also does my Patreon and answers all messages on there shout out to our patrons if you guys want to check out our Patreon patreon.com slash justtrish. My sister is in charge of the top tiers, meaning she answers all your questions, updates the
Starting point is 00:07:51 list, the credits, makes sure the headshots go out, stamps, all of that. And my mom is out there with her, too, putting the custom stamps on. So, patreon.com slash justtrish. The headshot of the month today is our 100th episode. And everybody gets their little caption, 100 kisses to you, with my signature. But if you are a producer, you'll get your name in that little chair. And whatever the name is here on Patreon. Sometimes it's like, happy birthday, Georgia, or something.
Starting point is 00:08:14 It's like, that's the name. And that's who it gets written out to. And then you also get the King Tut sticker you have until September 10th. Once these are gone, they are gone. We do not sell them individually. We do not backtrack them. And yeah, you get that with the headshot tier and the producer tier the producer tier also gets our just trish window decal do we have enough of these do we need to get more you're sure okay sure the just trish window
Starting point is 00:08:32 decal this is actually kind of a slay i had gotten these originally and i was kind of like oh i don't know about these but i actually love them so you're also going to get these if you are in the producer tier they're a little uh mirror ball just trish and you get your name in the credits and if you get the top tiers i should also mention mention you also get the lower tiers too. You get the extended podcast, which me and my sister are going to do, an hour of which will actually go up this Saturday because yesterday's extended podcast was a little short. So we're going to do an extra one for you guys.
Starting point is 00:08:56 And we love you guys. And then we always do like a bonus video. And we love everyone at Patreon. Patreon.com. We also should mention, we don't really have a sponsor today, but the Bangin' Buns boys are coming on and this is, that sounds like that sounds like Chippendales or something, like the Bangin' Buns boys. I love it.
Starting point is 00:09:12 And I think people will be really excited because when I took Oscar in for the first time he was just like, wait, these are kind of good looking guys. And I truly don't notice because I don't notice anyone. I don't look at anybody. I literally am like, I feel fat that I'm ordering in front of you, like don't even look at me. So I truly never look at anybody. And then when he said that, I was am like, I feel fat that I'm ordering in front of you. Like, don't even look at me. So I truly never look at anybody. And then when he said that, I was like, I looked him up.
Starting point is 00:09:28 I'm like, who are the owners? And I was like, oh, yeah. They're all, like, young guys. They're cool guys. And they're so nice. I know Sam and Nick. But I think there's two other ones that I don't know. And I think all four are coming.
Starting point is 00:09:37 I don't know how the setup's going to work. But I'm excited. All four? Yeah. They're all coming. And they're going to bring. They bring truckloads of chicken. They bring so much chicken. Truckloads of chicken. They bring so much chicken.
Starting point is 00:09:46 Truckloads of chicken? Literally. What? And smash burgers. And my order, for those who want to know, is the mild spicy chicken tender plate with the mac and cheese. Oh, I hope they got the rice. I think I put rice.
Starting point is 00:09:57 Last time they forgot the rice. And the rice really adds to the spiciness. So the rice, the mac and cheese, the fries with the chicken tenders over top, mild sauce on the side. It's so oh good it's my favorite thing we just had it monday with spill sesh and sloan and we're doing it again today so they're bringing it up they're hand delivering it themselves i'm super excited for them to come on maybe we can include them somewhere in the intro too i don't know the intro is pretty fire i don't include the like a little snippet here a little preview because i have a feeling it's going to be so good, and all the girlies, and the non-girlies,
Starting point is 00:10:26 and the non-boys, and the boys, and the gays, and everybody, they're all going to love it. We rolling? We've been rolling, right? Okay. Alright, you guys, we have the icons, the legends themselves, the boys, we're calling you the Bangin' Bun Boys. Yeah. Yes. I love it. It's the best food ever.
Starting point is 00:10:43 It's a very good play on words. And it just goes, anything is banging. Okay, so that's exactly how it sounds. Exactly how it sounds. Banging Buns is a good name. It's a strong name. Oh, you guys should be in Fortnite. They should put Banging Buns in there.
Starting point is 00:10:58 That'd be cool. Well, I've only had it left over and it's still amazing. That's it. Oh. And straight guys. Moses, too. Everyone's going to love it. Everyone's going to have such a fun time because they're cool people and I love them.
Starting point is 00:11:14 And I guess we shouldn't make everything about looks, should we? You shouldn't even comment on looks. I haven't said anything for the last five minutes, so I'm just here. I think because you never see – It makes the food better well you just they're just so young and you're just like whoa and then also too you think of like i don't know like good-looking people i was like what this is coming from someone who was never the good-looking person in school so i would just assume like good-looking people are just you
Starting point is 00:11:38 know good-looking that's all they need to do they just like you know like just be models i don't know okay i don't know okay we love the bangin bun boys tiktok they are very attractive bangin bun boys hey that's a compliment yeah they're very young i mean they're like they're literally 25 they're like younger than you which is like crazy oh my gosh i know and then i'm the way here, I'm like looking at my grays. I'm like, jeez. You have grays? You look so good. I know.
Starting point is 00:12:07 I have so many grays. I turned 31 this year and I swear the next day it just popped up. The grays happen. But I remember like when I was thinking about 31, I'm like that's before 2020. That's before like disaster hit in 2020, like quarantine and stuff. Really? Yeah. So it feels like my life seems like I don't even remember life before then.
Starting point is 00:12:24 So it's like weird that you're 31 because I'm like, man, that was like my life like before all that happened before lockdown, before everything. And I was like, oh, that's so long ago. So it's like you have so much life, which is very exciting. I hope I have so much life, too. Honestly, you do have so much life. What are you talking about? I hope so. I'm feeling a little off right now because you're here for no before.. Well you said you didn't have time to do your hair because you should also say I said to start at 1.30 and then I asked if you could come at 12.45 I said but also no rush it's fine. She said
Starting point is 00:12:52 that 25 minutes later so it's already I'm already rushing. Oh my god but I was like no for real it's fine. But like you know I have when you tell me a time then it's like I have to mentally prepare to get ready then it's like I'm taking my time to get ready then I had like I was gonna go get a little drinky. Well, we got that.
Starting point is 00:13:07 Leisurely stroll over here. I'm still the opposite. I was ready at like 9 a.m. today for it. Yeah, because you don't get yourself ready. But I could have gotten ready at like 10. From commutes that become learning sessions to dishwashing filled with laughs, podcasts can help you make the most out of your everyday. And when it comes to everyday spending,
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Starting point is 00:13:39 let me just get ready for the day. Well, I thought maybe you were going to do like TikToks and stuff. I don't know. Yeah, I probably was. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:13:44 It actually went by fast. I was doing TikToks. I was doing Krispy Kreme Barbie donuts. That was what my morning was. So I'm like you were going to do like TikToks and stuff. I don't know. Yeah I probably was. I don't know. It actually went by fast. I was doing TikToks. I was doing Krispy Kreme Barbie donuts. That was what my morning was. So I'm like oh she must have a lot to film beforehand. Yeah that's true. I know. I wouldn't usually get my hair done. You guys know but also too I wanted to match my sister's vibe today. It's pretty. I like it. Thanks.
Starting point is 00:13:57 We look alike. How are you? Why don't you take over? I feel like I'm talking too much for no reason. I'm good. Okay. How's life since we last saw you? Good. I just picked up mom up from the airport. Oh, yes. I had a nice little quiet weekend by myself. I was going to do something. It was labor.
Starting point is 00:14:12 See, this is what I was missing. It's fine. It's fine. No. No, because I'm like, I feel like he hasn't adjusted. He hasn't told me to put it down because my chin isn't exposed. That's why I was feeling off because I'm like, I don't even know how the frame is. Well, now you're good.
Starting point is 00:14:25 Now you're perfect. Anyways, I picked up mom from the airport yesterday. And she never tells me. She never gives me the option of like, hey, when would you like to pick me up? You know, schedule your flights around someone picking you up. Yeah. She's always 9 a.m. pickup or 5 p.m. pickup. I'm like, so three and a half hours, they're back.
Starting point is 00:14:44 I was like. That's pickup. I'm like, so three and a half hours they're back. I was like That's dedication. Driving is my worst. Like I am a passenger princess through and through. Oh really? You don't like to drive? I love driving. I do not like to drive. Really? Well see I don't like to drive with you because you always have to put the navigation on. Wait what? You don't like the maps?
Starting point is 00:15:00 No because how do you not know how to go down the street? I don't know. It's like insane. Learn the streets. That's what you don't like? No, but we put it on for traffic. And she doesn't know.
Starting point is 00:15:11 If there's traffic. No, no, no, no, no, no. And she doesn't even follow it. She always misses it. No, I follow it. You guys are like, no, go here. And I'm like, no, but the maps are saying go here. No.
Starting point is 00:15:21 Yes. Multiple times we've gone to the movies and it says veer off and here we go going on to another freeway miss it sometimes i like miss where i'm going yeah not like on purpose i'm like nope not taking that street like i just like no passengers with her stuck in the show yeah exactly well then i'm like i think we're supposed to go this way she's like callie i have my navigation. Thank you. I'm like, well, you're not going this way. No, because sometimes I admit this. Sometimes you do be like, this is faster. Go this way.
Starting point is 00:15:47 But I would just like to follow my maps. Well, anyways, yes. I hate driving with you because of that reason. But long distance, yes. I will absolutely be zip quiet. Passenger. You should take in one of our cars. Because I also feel like you guys have very small cars, which makes it a little more of
Starting point is 00:16:00 a bumpy drive. Well, then she was like, oh, take my Jeep. I'm like, I'm not driving that thing. You can take ours. I always say take one of our cars. Well, then she was like, oh, take my Jeep. I'm like, I'm not driving that thing. You can take ours. I always say take one of our cars. Well, I like my cars. I know, but for the smoother drive, when you're long distance, you want your back to feel good.
Starting point is 00:16:10 Oh, mine is smooth. Oh, okay, then period. But no, she was like, I'm going to fill up my tank for you to drive. And I'm like, I'm not driving that thing in the dark. We hate Jeep slander over here. I hate it. I hate the Jeep too. I hate it so much.
Starting point is 00:16:22 You have to wear a bra when you're driving it. They're bumpy. No hate it so much. You have to wear a bra when you're driving it. They're bumpy. It's like. No, it's bad. The steering wheel has like no, like it's not even hooked onto the thing. It feels like you're driving a shell of a car, like truly. And this is like not me being ungrateful because you love the Fiat. The Fiat was $13,000 and the Wrangler is like $40,000 or something. And it's like truly the Fiat is a better drive than the Jeep. And I say that too because like the one time I had to drive Moses' Jeep to the movies and I cried. I was like, I hate this. Like I hate this. My back killed me so bad.
Starting point is 00:16:52 Driving literally 10 minutes. I was like, I was sore. I was hot. Like the AC wasn't working. I was like, no, absolutely not. I can't do the Jeeps. And sorry to all the Jeep people. The DuckDuckJeeps are cute.
Starting point is 00:17:00 That is cute. I love it. But like how can you see out of that windshield? It's so tiny. It's a baby. It's a baby. How can you see out of that windshield? It's so tiny. It's a baby, but we're here for the Jeep slander. Well, yeah. Hot topic. But then the thumbnail and title.
Starting point is 00:17:13 But yeah, got her back. Missed her. She's been gone for a minute. Recently, I did my floors. With what? LVP. She loves her vacuum. That's what I was saying.
Starting point is 00:17:24 I'm going to give you the shout out. No. I didn't mop the floors. I ripped out the carpets and I installed LVP. She loves her vacuum. That's what I was saying. I'm going to give you the shout out. No. I didn't mop the floors. I ripped out the carpets and I installed LVP. Yes, that is very exciting. Should we insert the pictures? Send me the pictures. She did a before and after.
Starting point is 00:17:33 I should. You ripped it out yourself, which is quite impressive. I did and installed by myself. Kelly is like the real life version of Tim the Toolman Taylor. I always thought her dad looked just like him and now you're like that person. I am. You're literally him. My dad's child.
Starting point is 00:17:45 No, but I always thought your dad was Tim the like him and now you're like that person. I am. You're literally him. My dad's child. Yeah. No but you're. I always thought your dad was Tim the tool man and now you're Tim the tool man. Well you know why? I could have hired a Dunn but I just would rather do it myself. I could do. And then I can look at it every day and be like I did that. Yeah there's something to be said about that because I would be like I'm just lazy. I don't want anybody to do anything like sleep in my bed. I don't care.
Starting point is 00:18:01 I don't want to do it myself. You know what I mean? Definitely not sleep in my bed. Yeah. If they need to I'd be like take a nap.. I don't care. I don't want to do it myself. You know what I mean? Definitely not sleep in my bed. Yeah. They need to. I'll be like, take a nap. That's generous of you. I'm not someone,
Starting point is 00:18:10 because you were also very different in the sense of like when we go to a hotel and I know everybody is going to be on my sister's side and I'm going to have the hot take here, but putting like your bag
Starting point is 00:18:16 on the bed. My sister and my mom ate it and I'm like, I don't mind. I'm like, just throw it on there and open it up to get something out.
Starting point is 00:18:23 Why? Why not? It's just like, because they have things to put your luggage on. I'm like, just throw it on there and open it up to get something out. Why? Why not? It's just like. Because they have things to put your luggage on. I mean, yes, but. And you know what drives me nuts, too, about sharing a hotel room with you? Is that you love to take new clothes. No, seriously, it drives me nuts.
Starting point is 00:18:36 What are you. She loves to have to take new clothes on any kind of trips. And then she'll rip off the tag. Yeah. And throw it wherever. But what? What? What does that bother you?
Starting point is 00:18:45 Put it in a trash can. Oh my God. I'm trying to keep it nice and light. My sister and I actually are so opposites. If I have a cabinet open in her house,
Starting point is 00:18:51 she gets so mad. Close the cabinet. I'm like, oh my God. Because why? What is the reason? I'm not. What is the reason?
Starting point is 00:18:58 I keep all mine open here. You open, you grab, you close. Trisha whips, grabs and leaves. I guess nothing bothers me. i i don't know i mean maybe i'm in my zen state closure like turn the light on leave it on open the like leave it
Starting point is 00:19:12 open like there's something about yeah you like to leave things open maybe yeah and light and exactly i like to leave my lights on i like to keep everything open and on why shut things off i don't know maybe i should talk to my therapist about that i am very i feel like in my later the best part about growing up and growing older is like kind of not caring about stuff i guess more people it can go two ways some people can get more like not you i was on point to you but just like some people get more like um is anal an okay word to use when describing someone who's anal or is that like i think it's the word that you're looking for is i get overstimulated not you specifically but like people there's anal
Starting point is 00:19:47 people that are just like maybe compulsive like it's more like an ocd right it's offensive to people who have anal sex like that's why i want to know like you know what i mean it's not like an offensive term as if people who do anal sex are like the worst people but i think it's like anal something else can we look it up definition nothing wrong with it by the way i wish i could do it i can't no i have hemorrhoids my hem hemorrhoids are crazy. They're like, don't wear them with white underwear. I'll tell you that much. It's crazy. Oh, are you bleeding? Where is it? Is it on the end or inside? I don't know. It could be both. Anyways, shout out to the people who can do anal. Well, not me. That's not from that. I don't know what mine's from. Probably
Starting point is 00:20:19 pregnancy. Yeah. I blame everything on pregnancy these days. Oh, that's sad. Are you looking up the... I love when my guest co-host has a computer too. Sloan had one too. It's great. What was I looking up? I don't know. The definition of the word anal. There's a definition to it that's other than there. Which I think, yes.
Starting point is 00:20:40 There is, right? Someone who's anal. No, actually. Like adjective. What's the adjective of anal? Oh. Involving, relating to, or situated near the anus. I don't mean it offensively. No. I don't think.
Starting point is 00:20:54 What was the word you were going to use for yourself? Let's use that word. I get overstimulated when things aren't put back. Oh. Like, where they're supposed to be. Okay, that's not bad. Because then it's like my mind is more occupied on the things that are out of place
Starting point is 00:21:09 and so then it's like I can't think straight with. I think that's like a normal thing. I think that's why Kim Kardashian has a minimal house. I think there's a lot of people who like that. Okay, well that's just crazy. Really? I feel like that would so be you. You would have like nothing in your house. No. I just don't like a lot of decor. Yeah. Okay, so you're in the middle. You're not me and you're not Kim Kardashian. You're in your house. No. I just don't like a lot of decor. Yeah. Okay, so you're in the
Starting point is 00:21:26 middle. You're not me and you're not Kim Kardashian. You're in the middle. Right. Maybe like a Khloe. She has some decor. Yeah, probably that. My sister's definitely a Khloe for sure. You remind me of Khloe so much in every single way and the way you talk. I do love Khloe. She's kind of the iconic one. Alright, well, let's get into some hot topics.
Starting point is 00:21:42 Okay. Welcome home, mom. We missed you. I know everyone's always like, where's your mom? I don. Okay. Or get more. But yes, welcome home, Mom. We missed you. I know, everyone's always like, where's your mom? Like, I don't know, living her life. Like, let her, like, go on vacation once in a while. People just go cray-cray. I know, right? She has other family she wants to see.
Starting point is 00:21:53 I mean, I wish everything was all about me, but she does have other kids. Do you know Coach Bolton is Blake Lively's brother-in-law? I just found that out, actually. He was defending her. How random. Yeah, I guess her sister was an actress. I think she's older, and I think she was an actress in, like, Teen Witch or something. I gotta look this. How random. Yeah, I guess her sister was an actress. I think she's older and I think she was an actress
Starting point is 00:22:06 in like Teen Witch or something. I gotta look this, does she look like Blake Lively? Kind of. I think she's like maybe a good 10 years older than her. Oh.
Starting point is 00:22:13 Because I think she was in Teen Witch. You remember that movie? It's like I'm hot and you're not. I think that's Teen Witch, right? I think so because I actually just sung
Starting point is 00:22:20 that song recently. Yeah, I just remember that scene. I actually never seen it but I think that is her. But he was defending Blake Lively and saying that her intentions are good.
Starting point is 00:22:29 You know what? I get it. It's your sister. You have to. Yeah, that's true. That's very true. I go to bat for you. I go to bat for both. Honestly, I feel like Justin Baldoni, Blake Lively, some people love both of them. No, I'm not going to bat. I'm going to bat for you as my sister. I'm not going to bat for Blake Lively. That people love both of them. No, I don't actually. I'm not going to bat. I'm going to bat for you as my sister.
Starting point is 00:22:45 I'm not going to bat for Lively. No. That's nice of you. But I get him defending his sister. I don't think he should be canceled. His sister-in-law. Well, yeah, but like. But still, yeah. Sister, family. Same, same. I'll defend you till the end. Well, you do nothing
Starting point is 00:23:01 that I need to defend you for. My sister's perfect. I'm always apologizing to her. I'm like, I'm so I'm so sorry even for this episode I'm like I hope everything's okay because I as an older sister I like always want to protect you too I always feel like bad and I always feel like uh because I put myself online and it's like scary even like with kids and stuff like that it just becomes scary right it's like okay just the stuff I put online now like they get it just because they're my kids or you get it just because you're my sister and like that's how the internet works and I get it but it's still like frustrating that's why chapel roan was like guys leave my because they were calling her sister and her parents and she grew up in like kansas or one
Starting point is 00:23:31 of those missouri somewhere in the midwest and yeah and i get it like they're normal people and it's like annoying like don't harass other people which is weird they're like harassing them and like calling them because they're fans because because i could see them like trying to like if you hate someone and guess maybe that makes more sense but you love someone and you're harassing their family weird no it's that's i'm with chapel i stand with chapel i love chapel room i love her too i didn't even know what she looked like until like maybe a couple of days ago i mean i know obviously yeah but she like never popped up on my for you page and i wonder why but anyways she's always kind of like low-key she never really makes like personal TikToks well I guess she had recently gotten banned off a TikTok live
Starting point is 00:24:09 because someone really reported her for like hate speech or something like that so she made a video when she got unbanned she's like I just want to know who banned me off of TikTok live. And then she's like, no, seriously. What f***? Sorry, I'm going to swear. You can say it. What f*** reporting me for a hate speech? And I'm like,
Starting point is 00:24:32 what? She went there. I love it. I was like, I love her, I think. Was it on live or was it on her TikTok? Her live got banned,
Starting point is 00:24:40 but then she made a TikTok about it. She does not give a f***. I do love that. I do love it. She's like, I don't care. I'm going to say what I need to say. She does not give a fuck. I do love that. I do love it. She's like, I don't care. Like,
Starting point is 00:24:46 I'm going to say what I need to say. She, she did follow me on Instagram. That's all I want to say. Oh my God, she liked your recent photo. She liked a couple. She liked a couple photos.
Starting point is 00:24:54 I was like, I know, I got very excited and she's a queen. Could do the wrong with my eyes. I love, I stan. I'll stan forever.
Starting point is 00:24:59 Yeah, and it's like, anyone who has a problem with like her talking, like just being her mind, how she feels, how she feels, is like actually insane to me.
Starting point is 00:25:05 You know who else I'm a new fan of? Who? Charlie XCX. I know who she is now. Okay. Who is she to you? She's a singer. She's Brat.
Starting point is 00:25:16 Well, she declared it's over. She said Brat Summer's over. Well, then it's Bratum. Brat Autumn. I keep seeing, yeah, okay. I saw another Autumn, but it's like inappropriate, so I won't say it. Oh, okay. But you love the broad-summer.
Starting point is 00:25:28 Where's your lime green? Oh, it's pink today. I guess we didn't have. It's pink today, yeah. We're on just fresh. What do you think broad-summer means to you? What is this, a beauty pageant? What is a conversation?
Starting point is 00:25:39 Trying to evoke something. Broad-summer means to me, I actually don't know, but I love it. Because there's a definition. Brad Summer means to me. I actually don't know, but I love it. Because there's a definition. I don't know either. Oh, wait. Okay. Let me guess. Hold on.
Starting point is 00:25:51 Brad Summer is like when you're just the embodiment of woman-ness. Okay. No. And them-ness. Kind of. I don't know. Oh, yeah. No.
Starting point is 00:26:01 And gayness. I think it's like sex, drugs, more drugs. I was way off. Yeah. Okay. But I like yours, too. I think it's how you interpret it, to be honestly. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:26:11 Oscar knows the definition. I do not know the definition. He tells me all the time and I forget. But I think it's that because he always goes, sex, drugs. That's how I picture him saying it. So I think it's that. Brat summer is over, though. Well, I'm not doing any of those things, so I guess I'm not brat.
Starting point is 00:26:25 It has to just be the vibe. Okay. You know what I'm not doing any of those things. So I guess I'm not Bratz. It has to just be the vibe. Okay. You know what I mean? I can give that vibe. So I like that. You like her music then? Yeah. I liked the Billie Eilish one and her.
Starting point is 00:26:34 And then I liked. Oh. That's. Yeah. That's a good one. Did you do the dance? No. Why haven't you posted on TikTok?
Starting point is 00:26:44 I don't know. I have nothing to say. We could just do that dance. You just did it. I was saving it for a Just Trish podcast. That was good. I see the apples running right through my car. I still don't know the words though, but I still love. Yeah, me too. I just know the apples
Starting point is 00:26:58 that's all I know. That's cute. Anyways, yeah. Black Girl Summer. Are you going to see It Ends With Us? No. Are you going to see Beetlejuice? anyways yeah it's a black girl summer are you gonna see It Ends With Us no are you gonna see Beetlejuice yes with you
Starting point is 00:27:10 did you see Lydia aka Winona Ryder said she wants Lydia and Beetlejuice to be endgame I know what does that even mean
Starting point is 00:27:18 like she wants them to get together I thought that and I'm like how is that I don't know if I like that I know it's okay here's the
Starting point is 00:27:26 thing like well you've seen it so don't give me anything no I won't spoil it it's like are we I don't know am I too woke these days because it's like the whole internet is shipping Lydia Lydia it's called beetle babe or something like that it's like Lydia and Beetlejuice together right even though she's a teenager in the original one like well I think she's like older but plays a teenager she's in high school in the original and like Beetleju, I think she's, like, older, but plays a teenager. She's in high school in the original and, like, Beetlejuice and her, like, try to get married. In the musical, they do try to say it's, like, a green card thing. Basically, he wants to marry her
Starting point is 00:27:50 so he can get his life back. Yes. So they clarify that. They even have a song called Creepy Old Guy. They kind of were like, this is kind of weird. And they're like, yeah, we get that. The original movie. The original movie was in the 80s, too.
Starting point is 00:27:58 I think, I do think it has, like, time. You guys know Beetlejuice is my favorite movie, so I'm not trying to, like, cancel Beetlejuice because I love it. But the whole internet now is like, oh, my God, but we love Lydia and BJ. They deserve it. They end up to be together. But I'm kind of like, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:28:09 It kind of, like, forced her to, like, marry him twice. Yeah. So is that cute? I don't know. And, like, Winona Ryder in the original, she was, like, disgusted by him. So, like. Yeah. But now she's, like, living for it.
Starting point is 00:28:19 I don't know. Look. I haven't seen the movie. Like I said, I can't. But that's kind of, like, the new. I keep going back to Inside the Swiss because I'm watching watching Jane the Virgin right now so I'm obsessed with Jelson Bodoni but they're all romanticizing him too I see a TikTok trend right now where everyone's like I would have forgiven Ryle Ryle whatever his name is he's like this abusive guy in the movie or
Starting point is 00:28:35 whatever and they're like well I would forgive him because he was trying to work on himself and blah blah and I'm like but this is like right I get their characters I get this fantasy but also are we like you know toxic because they're cute characters that we love? Like, Ryle's a hot guy and Beetlejuice is a hot guy. So we're like, oh, yeah, they should be that game. Beetlejuice is not a hot guy, first of all. First of all. Nope.
Starting point is 00:28:51 We're just slandering here. He's so hot. He's 72. Really? 72. He looks great. He looks amazing. He looks so good.
Starting point is 00:28:59 He's crushing it. What do you think of when you think of Michael Keaton? What's the role? Beetlejuice and Batman. Oh, f***. Okay, well. Batman? And we won't have this discussion again because some of you are like role? Beetlejuice and Batman. Oh, okay. Wow. Batman? We won't have this discussion again because some of you are like, oh yeah, it's Batman. But Batman, absolutely not.
Starting point is 00:29:10 Yeah. I think of Jack Frost. No, that's Martin Short. No, that's Jack Frost in the Santa Claus. There's a Jack Frost movie starring Michael Keaton. No, I've never seen it. Look it up. He's a snowman. Like a legit one? Yes.
Starting point is 00:29:28 I never have seen that in my life yeah i hope i'm not gaslighting you i think it is true though i think that is michael keaton because i remember at the vhs store gosh remember when everyone used the word gaslighting oh yes okay i remember this movie you saw the poster you'd always see it oh my gosh that's what i think of when i think of my that was so old that old. That was in 98. You're right. Isn't that crazy? Isn't that crazy 98? I would not correlate them together though. Okay.
Starting point is 00:29:49 Like his most iconic roles were Beetlejuice and oh and what was that one? Birdman? Oh yeah. That one he had. That one came back. That was his like big one because he got like an Oscar for it or got nominated or something. But like his older movies I would say Beetlejuice and Batman. I literally think if I think of Batman, I think George Clooney or Val Kilmer.
Starting point is 00:30:09 I don't think of George Clooney at all. Really? In fact, I don't even know if I knew that he was Batman. Really? You never saw like the Uma Thurman one? No. I've seen the one with like Danny DeVito and as Penguin. That's Val Kilmer.
Starting point is 00:30:23 Yeah. Riddler was I think also Val Kilmer. Yeah. Riddler was I think also Val Kilmer. Yes. So maybe I'm thinking maybe George Clooney was like Batgirl or something. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:30:31 I have no idea. I was thinking that. That's why I thought you would because you're younger than me so I thought because Michael Keaton's Batman I think was in the early 80s I think before Beetlejuice maybe.
Starting point is 00:30:39 Yes. So I wasn't even alive. I was alive. Beetlejuice came out the year I was born so Batman was before. I don't ever think of it like Jack Nicholson as the Joker never saw it. Don't even know what he was alive. Beetle just came out the year I was born. So Batman was before. I don't ever think of it. Like Jack Nicholson as the Joker, never saw it.
Starting point is 00:30:47 Don't even know what he looks like. Is he like crazy looking or does he have like cute makeup? Like what does he look like? He's got like the purple suit and the – I think that's when he did – when did Tim Burton do Batman? That was Val Kilmer or – No, that was Michael Keaton. Michael Keaton.
Starting point is 00:31:01 But I think Val Kilmer too. I don't know. Google everything. I don't know. Let me see. Google everything. I ain't Googling this. I just feel the Batman movies have gone downhill. I'm just going to say it. I don't really like the new ones. I fell asleep in the Robert Pattinson one, honestly.
Starting point is 00:31:15 Like, remember we saw it in theaters and I just slept. I was like, I can't go with this one. Batman. The Robert Pattinson. The new one? Mm-hmm. Oh, gosh. Bad.
Starting point is 00:31:23 That was the worst one I've ever seen. Yeah. And people are like, no, it was amazing. I'm like, well. It's so weird. You must have seen a different movie than I did. It was so slow moving. There was no action.
Starting point is 00:31:33 Like, physically dark, I actually couldn't see. I literally couldn't see. I was like, how do you see anything that's happening or the people or anything? It was really bad. Barry Keoghan was the Joker in that movie. He was on it for like one minute. Do you remember? Yeah, I missed him, too.
Starting point is 00:31:44 I missed the Joker in that movie. He was on it for like one minute. Yeah, I missed him too. I missed the Joker in there. I think like for a second. He was in like the cells at the end when the Dan, that guy, the main villain was in it. It was just so boring. Because it was like him and Catwoman, that whole storyline or whatever. Yeah, I think I fell asleep. I honestly don't know. I remember I woke up and I'm like, what happened?
Starting point is 00:31:57 And like nothing. Like he got rushed out with the water or something, right? I don't know. Some water came down. It was so long ago and so insignificant in my life that I just like don't even care. Yeah, it was. But yes,
Starting point is 00:32:08 Tim Burton was during the Michael Keaton. But did he also do a Val Kilmore one with the Catwoman and Danny DeVito? That feels like a Tim Burton one
Starting point is 00:32:16 with Christopher Walken where he like, that feels very Tim Burton-y. That'd be weird if he wouldn't work on it. But that makes sense because didn't Tim Burton do Beetlejuice?
Starting point is 00:32:24 Yes. Yeah. But I'm saying, yes, right. um shoe cam today is hokas not sponsored have you heard of hokas no i put out a tweet saying i need a good walking shoe and i really want a new balance because my dad wears and he wears he walks six miles every single day but everyone said to get the hokas and they're actually really comfortable these are brand new ones because i wanted to wear them for the podcast but i actually walk in a pair of hokas and they're the most comfortable thing in the world with my bomba socks these socks were like 24 for one pair I know why I don't know but you know those are I've seen a commercial for them I don't know but I'm like
Starting point is 00:32:57 that's I just remember thinking those are expensive socks yeah why why are these 24 because I think someone owns it doesn't it they? Oh, like Robert Kardashian or something? Maybe he has socks. That's Arthur George or something. I want to try Arthur George. I think they're still around. Oh, maybe he started this and no one knows. He has like a secret company.
Starting point is 00:33:15 I know. I don't know who it... No, maybe no one does. Maybe... No one does. I don't know. I don't know why... Why did you order them?
Starting point is 00:33:23 What intrigued you? It was the first thing that came up. I was like, white socks. And like Bombas was like the first thing It was the first thing that came up. I was like, white socks. And like, bumbos was like the first daily over Nike. Yeah. So I was like, all right. I'll give me some of those bumbos. But they were a lot.
Starting point is 00:33:31 So anyways, shout out to Kim. They're really comfortable. Are they like orthopedic? I think so. Maybe. I just give cheerleader vibes. And I love. I have my skirt from Target.
Starting point is 00:33:41 Yeah, thank you. I know. I should have my hair maybe in a big pony with like that big bow or something. Oh, yeah. I like it. I take cheerleader vibes all day long. No, it's cute, thank you. I know I should have my hair maybe in a big pony with that big bow or something. Oh, yeah. I like it. I take cheerleader vibes all day long. That was cute. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:33:48 Because then it makes your legs look teeny tiny with the socks. Weirdly. Also Hooters Girl. Oh, yeah. I feel like I do have Hooters tights I could have worn with this. Usually I do wear short shorts with this and a pantyhose. You could have had. Well.
Starting point is 00:34:01 Next time. Missed opportunity. Next time. Well, we're going to see Beetlejuice this week. I'm very excited. I got to see it early. Shout out Warner Brothers. It was a good movie.
Starting point is 00:34:10 It was actually, honestly, I would say it was just as good as the original. That's huge. It's huge. And I'm usually like, I'm also going to be on the bandwagon with everyone. I was like, don't remake it. But I was happy they did. They're remaking Joseph and the Amazing Tenenbaums. No way.
Starting point is 00:34:24 Yes. You didn't see this? You know what's so crazy? What? I mean this, okay, sorry. This is a little, I'm. It's not that crazy. It isn't that crazy because I was driving home and I got off on, should I even say it?
Starting point is 00:34:37 Well, you don't have to. You can just say you got off a street. Well, it kind of correlates with the song. Okay, okay. I got off on this exit and I just came in. What is it? Just actually flip it. Okay, that's fine.
Starting point is 00:34:48 You can say it. But then I just kept on singing the whole way home. Which is sing. I know what you know it is, but you sing. Sing it. How does it start again? Now I can't think of it. It's easy.
Starting point is 00:34:57 It's in the title. I know. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm. Where do they go? Thank God. Raise your bodies to those canons. Remember? Yes.
Starting point is 00:35:21 Days. Do you remember when they did that? Like me. They thought they were so funny when they did that. It was funny. They ate every time. Please. I remember the guy's name in both productions who did it, but I don't need to dox anyone.
Starting point is 00:35:37 I love them. They ate it. They were furious. Is that doxing? One was. I think if you say someone's first and last name, I don't know. This is the first name. I thought Ben was one.
Starting point is 00:35:47 Ben was one. Okay. And John, but he didn't go by John. He went by his last name, the other one. And I remember they did it both times, and I was like, they ate. They ate with that bee slap, because it seemed real, because they did the note, and then... I am gagged for this. John M. Chu, who is director of Wicked and In the Heights, is remaking it for Amazon Prime.
Starting point is 00:36:06 Guess who'll be needing my password? Well, first off, I do have a little bone to pick with Amazon Prime. Or Prime. I don't know. Whatever. We both have business Prime accounts, but they don't let you rent movies on it. It's so weird. If you have business, you can't watch videos.
Starting point is 00:36:24 Yeah, that's so odd. Why? I have no idea. We pay for it. I don't on it. Like, it's so weird. It's like. If you have business, you can't watch videos. Yeah, that's so odd. Why? Like, we pay for it. I don't get it. I don't get it either. But I love Amazon Prime. I love you guys so much. Went to some meetings there.
Starting point is 00:36:33 Never got cast for anything for it. But I love Amazon Prime. I love John M. Chu. And I like, you know, I wanted to be in Wicked for sure. But, you know, they went with like Academy Award winners and stuff like that,
Starting point is 00:36:42 which I get. But maybe on Prime, Joseph, I get it's still going to be big gonna be big but i mean it definitely could be like mrs potiphar you know what i'm saying which is like the second biggest role for a female that's like a huge role but okay i was thinking maybe like one of the you know how the bct did the production what the little child's in the choir who am i gonna be no but you got the shoes for it. Yes, we had to wear the white tennis shoes and white shorts.
Starting point is 00:37:10 No, you know how you could be the corn? I would love to be the corn, but they sing. So you could be a singer. No. So does Mrs. Potiphar, don't you? No. She has three lines. She was beautiful, but evil. Saw a lot of men against us while she had to get a picture.
Starting point is 00:37:23 And then it's like, Potiphar, can I see that? No, no, no, no. Every morning she would beckon. Every morning she would beckon. Come and lie with me, love. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Joseph wanted to resist her till one day she proved to eat her. Joseph cried in vain. Please stop. I don't believe in free love. It's her last line.
Starting point is 00:37:40 Pity. Oh, I don't know. Three lines. You did. You knew the first one. I was actually impressed. Oh, it was you. But she has three lines in the whole song. Then she has a little seductive dance. And then she kicks him. And it's like, oh. Like, you know.
Starting point is 00:37:50 I would love to be in it. I know it's like the second biggest role for a female. But I think I could be in it. In the new Wicked. You would actually be very good. Thank you. I feel like I kind of sold it. I do.
Starting point is 00:38:00 I think, you know, I doubt myself all the time. I'm like, I can't sing. I can't act. I'm not good. I'm not whatever. But this one I know I would say. I know I would say. No, for sure. Because I doubt myself all the time. I'm like, I can't sing. I can't act. I'm not good. I'm not whatever. But this one I know I would slay. I know I would slay because I played it my whole life. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:38:07 You know, I think it's all working towards that direction, right? Me and Donnie, we're close now. I mean, not really close, but he invites us to the shows. Or he doesn't really invite us. We're like, can we come? I'm like, okay. But I think it's where it's headed. I think I want to be her. You would so slay. The new Wicked movie posters came out,
Starting point is 00:38:24 which John M. Chu directed. And I don't know the actress's name. I wrote it down because I was really excited. They have, hold on, did you see these posters or no? Bronwyn James plays Shen Shen, which I didn't know this was the name of the character. So you saw Wicked, right? So there's two students. With you. I think we went over this last time, too.
Starting point is 00:38:40 I was telling Moses about this. Literally, the day we found out my mom had breast cancer, we had tickets to also go see Wicked that night. And my mom's like, still go. And we're like, because she wasn't going to tell us until Monday. I'm like, no, tell us. Like, something serious happened.
Starting point is 00:38:50 You went to the doctor or whatever. And then my mom's like, I have breast cancer. I was like, oh, my gosh. And then she's like, we'll still go to Wicked. This is when we weren't making a lot of money and they were expensive tickets. So like, OK, we'll go. But we just like sobbed the whole time. We just were crying.
Starting point is 00:38:59 We're like, this was a bad idea. And then we went to eat out at Gladstone's, which used to be bougie. Well, it's not even there anymore, but. Well, anyways. So we were, like, in our wicked garb and. Oh, yeah, in our green outfits. And just sad. Just like, oh, mom has cancer and she's just at home by herself right now.
Starting point is 00:39:18 And here we are. And this is sad. And what's. Because you don't know. It's the unknown, right? She got her. She just got her boobs done. Found out she had cancer.
Starting point is 00:39:24 And, like, told us. And it's so scary. You don't know. Because you don't know what stage it's in. You don't know what you have to do next. You don't know it's the unknown right she got her she has got her boobs done found out she had cancer and like told us and it's so scary you don't know because you don't know what stage it's in you don't know what you have to do next you don't know you know you hear cancer and you just think like for me I was like oh my god she's it's it's fatal it's awful um but you can survive it and um she did but and it was it was a journey that was a journey but we did go see Wicked um and it was sad it was sad when we saw because also it's an emotional play in general. Like it just makes you sad at the end. Like there's just so much emotion. And I don't know. It's really good.
Starting point is 00:39:48 But are you looking at the posters now? Yes. Okay. So Bronwyn James plays Shen Shen. So oh, Galinda and do you know Bo and Yang from SNL? Yes. Okay. So he and this, I keep saying her name and I keep forgetting.
Starting point is 00:40:02 Bronwyn. Oh my God, look at you. Okay, yes. Good goes. Bronwyn. They're like her friends at Oz. So Gal she has Bronwyn oh my god look at you okay yes good goes Bronwyn they're like her friends at Oz so Glinda has these two friends that like support her
Starting point is 00:40:09 like oh my god look at this ugly hat and she goes you should give it to someone I don't hate anyone that much anyways the two friends are like her people so it's Bo and Yang
Starting point is 00:40:14 which I love because usually it's two girls so I like that they had Bo and Yang in there and then Bronwyn she's um you know she's like not a size zero
Starting point is 00:40:21 you know what I mean and I love this I love this age that we live in the Nicola Coughlin like all these people all these actresses like playing, representing all the body shapes without being like a fat character. Do you know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:40:31 Right. Because it's not like written to be. And not that she's like fat. Obviously you don't. Like I said, there's Nicola. They're not fat. But in Hollywood, if you're like, like I said, not a size zero, you're considered like, oh my gosh, body positivity.
Starting point is 00:40:41 But I was so happy to see it because one, she's slayed. And they made her look cute. They made her look fierce. Because again, my issue is always like when they have like a bigger person they wanted to make her look like not cute or whatever. So I was super excited about that. So then it gave me hope
Starting point is 00:40:50 that I could play Mrs. Potiphar to go full circle and make it about me again. I was like, oh, maybe they are going to do a body positive Mrs. Potiphar because he's very skinny and snatched. Really? Well, not in our production. But I think that's because we were in the Midwest. Because that's what I related to anyway.
Starting point is 00:41:03 Oh, like ours. Yeah, we actually had a very plus-size person. She was hot, though. I remember she wore, like, there was two. One had, like, that red dress. Remember? She had that, like, red with the boa. No, but then she got, like, a...
Starting point is 00:41:13 Oh, her boobies. Ow. I mean, big old... So then when I saw Joe, she, like, rubbed it. Ours was crazy. Actually, it was not even that runchy in the show. She went for it. She's like, here you go you go and we were kids so we're like wow the kids are off stage during that scene but still yeah it's crazy but anyway so whatever i saw like um who else did it that was teeny tiny in in the movie, it was Joe Collins. Oh, that's right.
Starting point is 00:41:45 And I'm like, that's not what she's supposed to look like. Oh, really? Yeah, as a kid. So I only associate it with her because she was, like, so tiny and beautiful. And it's supposed to be the best of both worlds. No, I don't. Who else played the other one? Because there was the high school version I was in.
Starting point is 00:41:57 And then the one we were in, it was that. Gosh. And our cousin, Ben, who caught the fly, he had it uploaded on his YouTube. So I wonder who the. Oh, I think it was just a high school student because it was a high school fly. So it must have been like a girl. And it definitely wasn't raunchy because it was high school. Yeah, that's true.
Starting point is 00:42:13 Yeah, they didn't make it raunchier for the adults. They gave them like body suits and stuff like that. But anyways, mom did not like that part of the show. Mom should have gotten it. She would have been – No, she did not like that. She's like, that is too much. Because I guess apparently there was drama going on in between. She's like, that is too much because I guess apparently
Starting point is 00:42:25 there was drama going on in between. That's the bad thing about a small town, right? Is like, I live for it now though. It's the real, that's a real reality show.
Starting point is 00:42:33 Go to a small town in Illinois. The drama, the like sleeping with other people's husbands and people talking about you. Oh, it's crazy. Like it's actually wild. Like it's like,
Starting point is 00:42:41 makes that swinging Mormon look like so, that's it. You guys just did that. Look at us over here just having babies with each other and other people. Like it's wild. Like, it's, like, makes that swinging Mormon look like so. That's it. You guys just did that. Look at us over here just having babies with each other and other people. Like, it's wild. But that goes hand in hand, too. Because are they from, they're from a big place in.
Starting point is 00:42:53 No, I think they're like Utah. Like, Mormon. They're usually small towns. Like, Mormon towns are usually small. Well, I didn't know if they were in the big one. The Secret Lives. What is the big one? St. George?
Starting point is 00:43:00 Salt Lake. No, Salt Lake. I think St. George is small. St. George is where we went, remember? We couldn't find food past 8 p.m. or something like that. It was like, no, it was open. I think St. George is small. St. George is where we went, remember? We couldn't find food past 8pm or something like that. It was like, no, it was open. I was so ready to get out of there. Yeah, that was a wild one. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:43:12 Anyways. So, back to that. Of all the movie posters, which one catches your eye? Are you looking at them still? Because I was really sad. All of them? All of them catch your eye? No. That was an inflection in my... All of them? All of them? Oh, Mike Feist.
Starting point is 00:43:27 Do you know him? I'm just kidding. I know that you know him. I love him. Well, definitely not SpongeBob. Wait, why did you say Mike Feist through this, though? He's not in this movie? Oh, because I tried to look at more, and then it, like, said I need to follow these people.
Starting point is 00:43:43 Oh. And Mike Feist is one of them. Okay. Love him. Didn't know he was on Instagram. Should follow him too. Wait. Which one did you say?
Starting point is 00:43:49 You were going to say something. A movie poster. I said definitely not Spongebob. First of all, I love Ethan Slater. He's such a slut. He's playing Bach. And he's like on books. No.
Starting point is 00:43:58 I'm sorry. He's definitely that character. I get it. I see the vision. Sorry. But I kind of love Jeff Goldblum. Is that him? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:44:05 As the wizard. Yeah. I kind of love. Heblum. Is that him? Yeah, as the wizard. Yeah, I kind of love. He's like. He's a good pick for this one for sure. I want him to be Madame Warble. Although I do like the bubble. That one's really cute. Is that the one with Glinda?
Starting point is 00:44:16 Yeah. Well, of course Glinda is like the ultimate. And Alpha Buzz slays too, but. Right. Do you know who Fiyero is? Yeah, the one with the horse. Do you know who the actor is? Mike Weist.
Starting point is 00:44:32 No, you just had him on. I did not have Fiyero on this podcast. What were you thinking of? I'm so bad with names. Please don't shoot the messenger here. Wait, you don't know who that is? No, I do. Give me a second. My sister never watches the podcast as we have now confirmed.
Starting point is 00:44:47 I talk about so many different people. Really? I guess this is what I talk about every minute of every day. His name is Brendan. Yeah, Brendan. I love Brendan. No, because he was in another movie. I do know him. I don't know him. I don't think
Starting point is 00:45:01 he was in any other movie. I think this is his first movie. Like, that is his first movie. Like, that's big anyways. If he's won. Just tell me his name. Stop making me feel. He's from Bridgerton and fellow travelers. Jonathan Bailey. Travelers.
Starting point is 00:45:13 I didn't know. Did you watch it? No. Oh. This is the problem here. I try to do my homework as much as possible. But when you're coming left field, I'm'm like I didn't research that before I got here so I have no clue well I knew that's how it was gonna be because you're like what's the hot topics
Starting point is 00:45:28 for tomorrow which normally we don't share hot topics not because of anything other than it's like no I need to do some research first of all I love your input I love the freshness of you that's what I love do you know what I mean because people are so in and chronically online and like love that obviously me too but like my sister's so not and I think so not but I like the stuff that you do know that you do catch wind of but the fact that you've never heard Jonathan Bailey is wild but we love him but I don't watch Bridgerton and I don't watch Travelers oh my gosh and I even said with the going back to Love Shack Fancy Cubs I'm like who would want the blue ones you're like that is so Bridgerton oh yeah I'm like I would have no clue please Please watch Bridgerton.
Starting point is 00:46:05 Please. No, I don't want to. It's so good. Okay, the season one is kind of, it's okay. Season two, amazing. And season three, wow. It's so good. Wait, why not?
Starting point is 00:46:15 What part of it? Yeah, tell me why not. I just don't want to, you know what? I just don't think I can sit there. Like, how long did it take for you to actually get involved into it? Maybe two episodes. And there's only eight? It's just like a big commitment to watch a show oh my gosh no i don't like mindless tv i think too much every day in my life that i don't but that is that's what's mindless about it i don't think so it's about being literally it's about like it's
Starting point is 00:46:40 in the 1800s and basically their life is just going to these balls, all these fancy rich people trying to find husbands. Like it's so – but you know – But also like that's a little like – yeah, me too. But I'm not going to balls. But that's why you will like it because there's so many different like love stories. Actually the second season with Jonathan Bailey, the one he falls in love with, it's two sisters, right? It's two sisters and the one he falls in love with is the one that's like, oh, this is so stupid. Romance is annoying. Marry my little sister.
Starting point is 00:47:03 I don't want you. And then they end up like falling in love with each other and it's like this whole thing and it's actually really cute. Are you saying that person is me? You're the little sister and I'm the older sister.
Starting point is 00:47:10 Like, it's Jonathan Bailey. Yes, that's what I'm saying. It's always like that, isn't it? The older sister always gets to be the cool one. I think even with Elsa and Anna, I'm like, Elsa kind of slays more than Anna.
Starting point is 00:47:18 No offense. Well, yeah. Yeah, I wonder why they do that. I think it was mostly about Elsa anyway. Yeah, but you think like- She's the one that cursed her sister so. That is true. I was thinking about that in real life too like Jessica Simpson, Ashley Simpson. It's like the older
Starting point is 00:47:32 one always seems to be a little bit more on the. Not anymore. No offense. Really? With Ashley or Jessica? You think Ashley is more popular? Jessica. Jessica? You think she's more popular? Well I think Jessica is a little not doing so hot. I think she's good now. I think she was more popular? Well, I think Jessica is a little not doing so hot. I think she's good now. I think she was, like, having struggles with alcoholism. I think she's sober now. I think she's good.
Starting point is 00:47:50 I don't know. Did you hear something? No, I don't know. Okay. Yeah. I heard from the rumor mill. I didn't know. I thought maybe we loved Jessica.
Starting point is 00:47:57 No, I think that, like, well, because I just felt like Ashley had a little bit more of a normal, like, adult life. Yeah. actually had a little bit more of a normal like adult life yeah which actually makes me so sad when i see back those like um newlywed clips i'm like with who nick was actually such a oh for sure maturing realizing that i was like actually nick because i remember thinking they were a couple goals that's something internet can be so toxic right is like because i remember even back then like everyone was like this is a couple goals nick and jessica but he's actually so mean and so rude to her.
Starting point is 00:48:26 He's like, why don't you do it? Why don't you do something? It's like, because I don't know if she's working, touring, making all this money at 22 years old. Like, what are you doing? Nobody likes 98 Degrees. Sorry. Not even back then. Can I be real?
Starting point is 00:48:35 Did we ever have that phase? Nope. Never. Never. Never did. Never owned anything. No merch. Nothing.
Starting point is 00:48:40 Their songs are okay, but they're not in sync. It's all ballads. I'm like, okay. Right. Didn't like him. I don't really like him now, but that's just my opinion. I'm not trying to be a hater, but they're not in sync. It's all ballads. I'm like, okay. Right. Didn't like him. I don't really like him now, but that's just my opinion. I'm not trying to be a hater, but it's just my thing. But also.
Starting point is 00:48:50 But I have two girls, so I do love Little Sisters too. I think Little Sisters, what I see now with Elvis and Malibu is like Elvis just looking at Malibu with such admiration. She looks at her. She wants to be a part of her. When Malibu gets her attention, she's laughing and giggling and so happy and smiling. That makes me so happy. Oh, it's actually the cutest thing.
Starting point is 00:49:07 And actually, Malibu is actually so good with her because she will be like, hi, baby. And she rubs her head. Oh, baby bottle. Oh, baby, make noise. Like, go. Like, she's very that. And I'm like, okay, I love that. But it warms my heart to see Elvis be so excited for her to see Malibu.
Starting point is 00:49:19 I know. And she, like, looks up to her so much. And she so wants to play with Malibu. I know. And it's coming. It reminds me of me. I'm like, I just. And when I waved to you so much. And she so wants to play with Malibu. I know. And it's coming. It reminds me of me. I'm like I just. And when I waved to you.
Starting point is 00:49:28 This was not our experience. When I waved to you in elementary school. You ignored me. And I'm like I was so excited to see you in the hallway. Aw. I don't remember that. I like totally think it happens. I do remember obviously that there was some instances where I was like not so nice.
Starting point is 00:49:43 We were five years apart. But you did play with me a lot. No I loved playing with you. And I think maybe obviously that there was some instances where I was like not so nice. We were five years apart and. But you did play with me a lot. No I loved playing with you and I think maybe I just always was like. Well also because I always followed your rules. Yes. You were down to play and you were down to always like lose. If we had a competition or something you're like I can lose. I can whatever.
Starting point is 00:49:58 I don't know. I was. I think maybe I could have been a nicer sister for sure. I wasn't like a mean where I was like punching. Like some people like go on fights. No I know. No. No I definitely. I always say that now. I'm like I always wish I was a little nicer a little more mature. My sister was always mature and handled things very great. And me not so much. I think I had a lot of issues as a child which we've gone over multiple times but
Starting point is 00:50:14 had some issues and that's it. Haven't we all. Not as bad. You were never as bad. I definitely was like I was going through some trauma or something because I was crazy. But not too bad. But I think you got the brunt of it because you were close to me and we never left our house.
Starting point is 00:50:31 But we did watch Joseph together every single morning. We did. I talk about this and I feel like people don't believe us. Oh, we did. I swear. Before the bus came at 6.30 a.m. And it would always be like we only had enough time for like a few scenes. So we would – She would fast forward.
Starting point is 00:50:42 She would know the time stamps before time stamps were even a thing. On the VHS. Yes. I loved it. That's why when I sang with Donnie and I sang that certain chunk it's like not the most popular song in Joseph but I remember sending it to my sister because that's the one we would always play. Yeah. And I was like wow look at Donnie singing this. Also the fact that Donnie could just whip it out and just be like I know every single word to every single song.
Starting point is 00:50:59 Whip it out is crazy. Whip out the lyrics. Gotcha. No, I know. I love that. I love when people can just like sing like nothing.
Starting point is 00:51:12 Sing like nothing. Know all the words but also be excited to sing about it because so many people which I love you here too. So many people and it's also
Starting point is 00:51:18 Oscar also sings. I love it. But when people can just sing I'm like thank you because so many people come and I get it, right? You want to be prepared. You want to warm up but the people who like don't sing I'm like oh I'm so sad so many people come and I get it, right? You want to be prepared. You want to warm up. But the
Starting point is 00:51:25 people who like don't sing, I'm like, oh, I'm so sad. But then when people do sing. It's always the singers too that I feel like they don't sing. Of course. I think because they don't want to like, they want to make sure they're warmed up and perfect. And I get it. Like I'm not asking for a free show. Just give me a little sample. Joshua Colley who was on our podcast a couple weeks ago gave a free show. Like he was performing for his life. And he's
Starting point is 00:51:42 like a Broadway star for real. And I cried. I was like, wow, this is so beautiful. He had actually the most beautiful voice I've ever heard in real life.'s like a Broadway star for real. And I cried. I was like, wow, this is so beautiful. He had actually the most beautiful voice I've ever heard in real life. When you hear someone singing for real, like being amazing, you're almost just like, wow. I – yeah. You're superior to everybody. Like that's crazy.
Starting point is 00:51:56 You are literally better than everyone. It's true. I was like this is pitch perfect. He just whips it out. He's like – I was like, wow. This is – we did sing a little Wicked together too. It was very fun. Oh,
Starting point is 00:52:06 I love that. Love him. And he said he remembered me at the Hollywood Bowl. I saw him in Little Mermaid at the Hollywood Bowl. And he's like, I remember you
Starting point is 00:52:11 in the front row wearing a blue cape. And I was like, that was me. that is insane that he remembers that. I know. I was like,
Starting point is 00:52:16 really? He's like, yes. I was like, that's kind of iconic though that you just stick in people's brains. Or just like,
Starting point is 00:52:21 you stand out so much like it's hard to ignore, you know. I guess either way. That's a good thing too. Yeah, that's true. Listen, I don't stand out so much like it's hard to ignore, you know. I guess either way. That's a good thing too. Yeah, that's true. Listen, I don't think anyone could pick me
Starting point is 00:52:28 out of a crowd. That's definitely not true. Maybe if I talked. Your voice is wild. What is your voice? Like what would you say it is? Who do you sound like? It's not raspy.
Starting point is 00:52:38 It's not, it's definitely not girly. I think it's just. It kind of is. You have like this little like, it's kind of Chloe where it's like, I don't know. It's like almost girly. I think it's just. It kind of is. You have like this little like. Like. It's kind of Chloe.
Starting point is 00:52:47 Where it's like. I don't know. It's like almost a little whiny. But like in a QA. I've been told I am whiny. No. People like hate my voice. No but you're not whiny.
Starting point is 00:52:54 It just sounds a little like. I don't. But then. I just was like. You know what I mean. But like in a QA. I don't know. I don't know what my voice is.
Starting point is 00:53:03 It's cute. That's what it is. Well my favorite poster is Fiera with the horse, okay? That's Moses' costume. That's what we're going to be. Oh, well. Who would you be? Who's going to be you?
Starting point is 00:53:12 And back to childhood, you're not Glinda. I am. That is so mean. Who would you be? You can be anyone. If you want to be Glinda, you can be Glinda. Well, obviously, I would want to be Glinda. Okay, besides Glinda.
Starting point is 00:53:21 But if I wasn't her. I don't know. I kind of like. I'd be Shenshen. She is fierce. I don't love don't know i kind of like i'd be shen shen she she is fierce i don't love the outfit though i mean it's okay i think she looks so good because in the play they don't have like cute outfits i thought that one looked really good and her hair her glam shout out wicked for all the diversity in this cast including body inclusivity we i think the guy from snl what's his name again i'm'm bad with names. Loli Yang. Yeah, I like his little blazer.
Starting point is 00:53:46 Yeah, he's funny in the trailer. Are those shorts over pants? Is it cute or not cute? No, I love it! Yeah, he's funny in the trailer too because he goes to Jonathan Bailey. He's like, yes you are. Like, he's very... I like him. I do love him though. His one line is great in it. But yeah, that's who I would be.
Starting point is 00:54:02 Or Elphaba. I do like her outfit. Elphaba. I do like her outfit. Elphaba does look fierce in this. I like her little, what is that, walking stick? Is it a broom? Oh, probably. Let me see. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:54:13 Maybe you're right. I mean, I'm assuming it's a broom. Let me see. I don't like me seeing that far. That was like a broom. Okay, yeah. I think that's her broom, babe. Okay.
Starting point is 00:54:23 Well, we'll go with that. You actually saw Wicked before me. I remember you went to go like a broom. Okay, yeah. I think that's her broom, babe. Okay. Well. You actually saw Wicked before me. I remember you went to go see it with your dad in Chicago. I did. Like when it first came out. It was in Chicago and I guess Steyer was Elphaba. Mm-hmm. And I was so jealous. I actually was, I was probably mean about it. Listen, there's nothing to be jealous about. Like, sorry. Literally, you went to go see Wicked. I was so like, I know, but we were way in the back and I could hardly see it.
Starting point is 00:54:42 Okay, that doesn't make me feel better because I can't see anything when I'm in the back. But I was still there and you weren't. Yeah, no, that is true. But I just physically can't see. Like, if, that's why I tell people don't get to see. But then I think you tried to even, like, downplay, like, who would even want to see that? And now here you are. I know.
Starting point is 00:54:54 That's what I'm saying. I do admit, like, one thing about me is I will admit my faults all day long because also it's like a way of me, like, healing is to be like, let me give you acknowledgement that that did happen. Let me not gaslight you. Be like, that wasn't me. What? But I do remember trying to, like, sabotage sabotage not sabotage but maybe be a hater on
Starting point is 00:55:08 your outings with your dad because i didn't get those outings with my dad so i think i was a little bit jealous you know what i mean because he was so close your dad lived so close in proximity so you could like take you to a show not to say my dad wasn't like i'd come out in the summer and he like oh my god you had all of limited too yeah there was definitely moments my dad spoiled me loved it but i was also very like jealous like your dad would take you to like britney spears and wicked and i was just like gosh i really wish my dad lived down the street for me so i think i was definitely a hater and i would try to sabotage it because i remember when your dad took you to see britney spears onyx hotel tour and i remember they talked about online like on tv like her touch of her hand song of how she was like in the bathtub no i saw that in star
Starting point is 00:55:42 magazine maybe that's what it was and i told mom like, wow, do you know they're doing this on stage? And she goes, oh, okay. Well, do you know what me and my friend did? We hid in the bathroom because we didn't because her dad. Oh, you knew it was coming on. Yeah, because we're like, we should look up the set to see if we can figure out when that's going to be on because we should go to the bathroom because I was like nine. She was ten. And you understood it? We both went with our dad. Like you understood that it was bad? We just knew it was bad. But no, we did hide in the bathroom because I'm like nine. She was ten. And you understood it? We both went with our dads. Like you understood that it was bad? We just knew it was bad. But no, we did hide in the bathroom because I'm like, I just didn't want to be awkward in front of my dad.
Starting point is 00:56:10 Like if mom was there, it'd be fine. Like we know the song. I'm five years older than you and I had no idea what it was. I remember being so confused. I'm like, what is it? What's wrong? We just know it was not good. Right.
Starting point is 00:56:19 You just knew something. And I was, yeah. Because we read, you know, Star Magazines. Yeah. That was our social media back then. It really was. Mom would would buy star us and we were like rich in magazines I know all the stuff we can go through I did love that that was iconic actually and you know what I do miss that time because like news came out way slower right and nobody knew what everyone else thought like I mean I'm sure you knew like kind of what the majority of people thought but like
Starting point is 00:56:45 but no but like but whatever was out there you'd have to read about you you know everyone just talks in their privacy of their own home which is what they should be doing that's what I always say I'm like yeah people always talk and gossip and whatever but it's like now it's like everyone because of social media has the opinion has tiktok and everyone needs to share their opinion and like I'm no different I'm doing a podcast but it is kind of wild that everybody has yeah but you're not like trying to dunk on you you're like giving the news, the broad news. That's right.
Starting point is 00:57:08 Who is the news anchor? I'm Diane Sawyer. Okay, why I wouldn't go that far. Joan Rivers? Rosie O'Donnell. Oh, okay. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:57:17 Yeah, I like that. Do you remember she was an icon back in the day? We loved her. I love Rosie. Oh my God, with the koosh balls and she was,
Starting point is 00:57:24 I love her. The koosh balls. Do you remember? She would throw it out. That is such a nostalgic her. I love Rosie. Oh my god with the koosh balls and she was I loved her. The koosh balls! You remember? She would throw it out. That is such a nostalgic feeling. I love it. I have a Rosie cosplay coming up. I really want to be here because they're doing a Britney Spears biopic and I want to be Rosie O'Donnell in it. Even though there's a Rosie O'Donnell lookalike on TikTok that looks just like Rosie and she's a professional Rosie impersonator
Starting point is 00:57:38 I was like if this girl gets it above me which she probably would but I still think I should be Rosie for sure. We'll see how it goes but I loved Rosie. She was so good. I do love Rosie. That was the best. I like her now too. I like her. She goes tick tock you don't stop. That's my Rosie impression. She does that tick tock. You ever see her on there? Yeah I do. Like tick tock you don't stop. She's great. I love her. We love her. She was so iconic especially back then because again not to be all about like body positivity but you know this isn't my platform
Starting point is 00:58:03 and I'm fat. So I like to talk about other people that are bigger. She gave inspiration. I was thinking like, oh my God, she's on TV. That's why I liked Rikki Lake too. I always like, she was on TV and she was always a little bit fuller. And I was like, maybe I could be on TV because I remember going to a guidance counselor and telling her I wanted to be an actress.
Starting point is 00:58:18 And she's like, well, you're too fat. Swear. She didn't say it quite like that, but she was like, sweetie, I think you need to lose some weight before you become an actress. No, she did not. You know who it is? I will bleep this. Bleep this, Jimmy.
Starting point is 00:58:29 Oh, no. I thought she had said something along the lines of like, oh, well, you should, you're not going to be that or whatever. She definitely said that, too. But then, I remember the very first time, I think it might have been in Joseph. I want to say she was in Joseph. I'm not going to say what part she played, but I think she was in Joseph, which you know what part she played, obviously. But I think it might have been in Joseph. I want to say she was in Joseph. I'm not going to say what part she played, but I think she was in Joseph, which you know what part she played, obviously.
Starting point is 00:58:45 But I think it was that. It was the first time where she's like, oh, like she goes, that's never going to happen. But then it was later on. I think she was like a guidance counselor or something. And I remember she was like, if you're going to take it serious, like you need to lose some weight. Like, yeah, it was like in high school or something, which is wild because her family was not skinny, you know.
Starting point is 00:59:00 Right. Neither was she. But also like that just goes to show you when you spread hate and say hateful things, bad things happen to you. Can I tell you what I got to sing with Donny Osmond and we sang Joseph? Did you think about her? Yeah, which is so f***ed up. That's all the trauma.
Starting point is 00:59:14 I literally was thinking of everyone back in Byron. I was like, watch me. I was children's choir, but watch me sing with Joseph himself. Benjamin, you nasty. And I performed my life out. And I was thinking about every single person. I'm like, I hope you all see this.
Starting point is 00:59:27 Enjoy the show. Enjoy the show. It really was. I remember in that moment being like, this is it. No, because she really thought
Starting point is 00:59:33 that she carried that whole play. She didn't have a good voice. No. She was good. She ate. No hate to anyone in my hometown.
Starting point is 00:59:40 They were actually fine. It was just a small town mentality. So, you know, just in your head, everything is drama back then. Everything is dramatic. Not me. You thought the Josephs were always hot. It was just a small town mentality. So, you know, just in your head, everything is drama back then. Everything is dramatic.
Starting point is 00:59:46 Not me. You thought the Josephs were always hot. I had mean. No, I had one crush. Who didn't on Joseph, really? Oh, actually two. I know the one Joseph. Who was the other one?
Starting point is 00:59:56 I forgot his name. Joseph or someone else? Joseph. Oh, both Josephs you liked. Was it a Joseph? Yes. You can bleep the name too. I don't want to dox him.
Starting point is 01:00:03 Yeah, yeah, yeah. He was. You know, looking back at that, because we watched it not too – I make everyone watch this when they come over to my house. I'm like – because someone on YouTube uploaded it. Literally, it's the holidays and Trisha is playing it on the big screen. I'm like, let's watch us in this. And I have this little Bob haircut and it's like me just being out of step with everybody.
Starting point is 01:00:18 Like, everyone else was eating for real. All the kids, I was like, wow, they're all trashed or whatever. I was literally out of step and out of tune each time. But we watched it and I remember being like, oh, that guy was like – for high school, I was like, oh, I don't remember him like looking like that. Like he kind of was good. He was kind of professional. He was kind of like everything.
Starting point is 01:00:32 Yeah. He was like the star quarterback. He was like the real life Finn Hudson. I know. He really did everything. You never see that anymore. Like – Gosh, I know.
Starting point is 01:00:39 Quarterback and – A singer. And movie or what? Bangin' Buns. Theater. Oh. I don't know what you're saying. and a singer and movie or uh what banging buns theater oh i was gonna say movie but then i'm like oh theater theater kid right right well the glee i guess or banging buns wow we know what's on your mind i'm so excited i love this food more than anything and the people are so nice.
Starting point is 01:01:06 I remember I couldn't get through my DM fast enough because I really wanted food that day. And I was just like, well, I think Oscar was coming over. And so I wanted the food. And I remember I made like stories like, banging mints, please look at your DMs or something. Because also, I ended up just calling, whatever. And then they made a story back like, Trisha, we got your order. It's on the way. And I was like, wow, it makes me feel special.
Starting point is 01:01:22 I didn't see that part of the podcast. Yeah. Oh, wow. I do watch you sometimes. And I was like, wow, it makes me feel special. I actually did see that part of the podcast. Yeah. Oh, wow. I do watch you sometimes. Thank you. I appreciate it. And Britney Spears is going to be the narrator. That's the rumor for the remake.
Starting point is 01:01:32 That's the biggest news. Yeah, I forgot. I didn't know you talked about that. That's where I was going with it. I made it about me. Sorry. That's huge. On her Instagram story, she said that she was going to be – John M. Chu was directing
Starting point is 01:01:41 her biopic and Joseph. Oh, my God. I can totally hear her little twang. Oh, what song was that? Do a Joseph song and a Britney voice. I can't do that. That's a lot. Wait, what?
Starting point is 01:01:52 You literally were just going to. You know that song? No, which one is that? Britney or Joseph? I don't know what the words are. The next day fall from home. The brothers plan their explosive plan. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 01:02:06 Yeah, I feel like that. What's the opening one she does where she's like, um. God, what is that opening song? I love it so much. I hear it. I mean, the narrator, you have to know. A dream of the wonders they'll do. But all that time on this planet is through.
Starting point is 01:02:19 Some just don't have anything planned. Take it away, Brittany. I don't know the words. I never got to be narrator growing up. That was you. Me neither. You literally did
Starting point is 01:02:28 when we played it. Oh, we played, which is us two, but I was definitely in the choir. So I never had to learn it. That'd be Slate. Who should be Donnie?
Starting point is 01:02:36 Donnie. Actually, yeah. He should. The original Audrey of Little Shop of Horrors, Ellen Green, was, did you hear?
Starting point is 01:02:44 No, but, I have another one. Donnie's son, too. Okay, yes. Chris Osmond. He would be good. Donnie definitely needs to be Pharaoh or Jacob, one of the two. I mean, he's probably not old enough to be Jacob, but, like, with makeup he could be.
Starting point is 01:02:58 He's playing Pharaoh in Glasgow this Christmas, so that could definitely work. He could be Donnie because Ellen Green, the original Little Shop, she played Audrey on Broadway with Jake Gyllenhaal when it came back for, like, a week only, back in, like, 10 years ago. And rumor has it Little Shop. She played Audrey on Broadway with Jade Gyllenhaal when it came back for like a week only back in like 10 years ago. And, rumored has it, Little Shop is closing. You know the production we saw in New York like forever ago?
Starting point is 01:03:12 Off Broadway? Well, it's closing in December and they said- That was still going? Yeah. Oh, yeah, with like huge stars. With Jonathan Groff?
Starting point is 01:03:19 They switched people so they had the girl from Modern Families in it now. It's always like stars are going in it. Which one? The older daughter, Haley. Oh, okay. And then Maude Apatow was in it. Like. It's always like stars are going in it. Which one? The older daughter, Hayley. Oh, okay.
Starting point is 01:03:26 And then Mauna Patel was in it. Like, it's always like big. Jinx Monsoon, who's like a drag queen from RuPaul. Like, they always have like big names. Corbin Bleu was Seymour. Where was Trisha Payton's home? Thank you. Can I tell you?
Starting point is 01:03:36 I've already told this story to people, but so my agents were like, they reached out, whatever. And they're like, yeah, have you ever thought about Trisha? She did this video, signed with Seymour. And they're like, yes, we've definitely heard her name a lot. I was like, oh. Well, then think about it. I don't know what they said.
Starting point is 01:03:51 I'm using that tone. No, no, no. I know. I don't know what they said. It was like, yeah, we've definitely heard her name. But in my head, I'm thinking, yep, we heard that name. Stop bringing it up. That's what I heard.
Starting point is 01:03:59 But I don't think that's what it was. But yeah. Granted, I'm not these star people. And I also don't really sing that well. But you do good. Thank you. I do. I'm not these star people and I also don't really like sing that well. But – You do good. Thank you. I do.
Starting point is 01:04:08 I know I need to stop saying that. I think I do okay. Maybe some vocal training. I think I want to get a vocal coach. I think that's my goal. You should. So I can actually sing some songs. But the closing Audrey is supposed to be Ellen Green who's the original one from the movie
Starting point is 01:04:18 and the original one on Broadway. Oh my gosh. I did see a clip of her. Yeah. Yeah. It's crazy that she would be playing it all those years. She was great though. Rick Moranis should go on Broadway and do it because he's never done the Broadway version
Starting point is 01:04:31 of it. It'd be amazing. No. He just did the movie version and then she was the original Audrey on Broadway before the movie, but I love her. She's iconic and I love that she's still playing. And she's probably in her 60s. I think Rick Moranis is like 70, so I'm sure she's in her 60s.
Starting point is 01:04:50 I want to know your whole cast for joseph funny you said that because john m2 also tweeted that two years ago he's like he's like what is your it literally said dreamcast go and someone like we're tagging me in it um okay oh i think donnie should be or i think donnie i think joseph should be played i forget his Oh gosh. He's the current Hercules on Broadway. Oh he's so good. He was at D23. Bradley Gibson I would love because he's playing Hercules on Broadway and I think he would slay as Joseph. I think Pharaoh should be Donny Osmond. I think Brittany should be the narrator. I think I should be Mrs. Potiphar and then there's just so many. I mean Jonathan Bailey needs to be in there but like I don't know. Who think I should be Mrs. Potiphar. And then there's just so many. I mean, Jonathan Bailey needs to be in there. But like, I don't know.
Starting point is 01:05:27 Who's going to be Benjamin? Ooh, Jordan Fisher. Do you know him? He's currently in Hadestown. Jordan Fisher's also on Disney and he's a circle of life. Do you remember him? No, but I was thinking more like Tom Holland. That would be
Starting point is 01:05:43 cute. Just all sarcasm and me. I gotta have to like balance it out. You do. Tom Holland that would be cute just all star cast then me I gotta have to like balance it out you do not to say Jordan Fisher is also a star um
Starting point is 01:05:51 yeah there's so many there's so many ones I don't know I can't think like I don't know there's so many people I'd cast but who would you cast
Starting point is 01:05:58 as Joseph oh you said it I would think either Donnie or Donnie's oh Donnie's that's right yeah I think we had a narrator I like Brittany yeah done because I don't know I would think either Donnie or Donnie's. Oh, Donnie's son. That's right. Yeah. I think we had a narrator.
Starting point is 01:06:07 I like Britney. Yeah. Done. Because I don't know who else could do that role without like annoying me, you know? I think Britney. Because that role has always annoyed me. For sure. I don't know what it is. The blazer.
Starting point is 01:06:19 I don't like it. Especially the one in the movie. I'm so sorry. It was weird because she's so good but like her outfit was so distracting because it just didn't fit. Oh my gosh. And I get it. It was like school play vibe
Starting point is 01:06:28 so she's supposed to have like her little jacket on but even our production, you remember our, whatever. They did the blazer too and I'm like, can we ditch the blazer?
Starting point is 01:06:36 It was bad. I was like, why are we, but I guess to like show that she's the narrator and not part of the story, I guess. I don't know.
Starting point is 01:06:42 I love the brothers. I love the brothers. I do too. I think they play, and there's so many, I can't even, Bow know. I love the brothers. I love the brothers. I do too. I think they play, they all, and there's so many, I can't even, Bowen Yang, Leslie Odom Jr.,
Starting point is 01:06:48 Christian Borum. And the four guys from Penguin. Yes. Actually, they would slay the brothers. They would. First of all, they all look like brothers and they all have like
Starting point is 01:06:58 the same eyelashes and eyes. They'd actually, because all the boys, all the brothers in the movie, they all have like really pretty eyes and like long eyelashes. They kind of actually wore eyeliner, I think, in the movie, but these, they really pretty eyes and like long eyelashes. They kind of actually wear eyeliner I think at the movie but these, they look like they probably.
Starting point is 01:07:07 We'll pitch it when they're here. Most people in movies wear makeup. Well, they have like a heavy eyeliner. Oh, okay. But maybe we could ask them to sing one of the brothers. Maybe Cannon Days. We'll sing. Can you sing this?
Starting point is 01:07:17 You can do it. Probably. Those Cannon Days. We used to. Oh, we just did that one. What's another brother song? Let us get him now. Do him in while we got the time. Oh, we just did that one. What's another brother song? Let us get him now.
Starting point is 01:07:28 Do him in while we got the time. This they did and made the most of it. So it's cold and flung him in. Oh, let me do it, Brittany. So it's cold and flung him in a pit. Let us leave him here. Come on. All alone and we're about to die. I don't know that song.
Starting point is 01:07:40 Wait, what? It's so long ago. You don't know? You know every song. I do. Wait, really? I know the beat. I just don't know every song. You know every song. I do. Wait, really? I know the beat. I just don't know the words.
Starting point is 01:07:47 Okay, which words do you know? One more brother song and then we can move on. What's the one where like Donnie's the pharaoh now and he- Oh, Judah's song? Oh, no. Oh, yeah, Donnie. How you can accuse him is a mystery. Take him.
Starting point is 01:08:04 Take me But remember he does Take me And when he goes in between them It's like the narrator in Joseph He's like Take me Oh my gosh
Starting point is 01:08:12 Benjamin is greater than a cocoa tree I did like Pharaoh though I had crushes on random people He was random Because he also wasn't British I think most of the cast was British Because it took place over in London I loved him
Starting point is 01:08:24 He was on Sweet Life of Zack and Cody. He was their dad. Robert Torti. Oh my gosh, that's him. Yeah, I would love him on the podcast. Please come on. Anybody from Joseph, honestly. How did he get that role? So random. We love him. He slayed it though. He slayed it. I love it.
Starting point is 01:08:40 Okay, this whole podcast is about Joseph and I'm sure people who don't know this are like, stop. Okay, sorry, sorry, sorry. We love it. No, I could talk 5,000 hours about this. I actually saw a TikTok of a girl being like, you know why I like Trisha? It's because she can go on and on about how she has a love of Joseph and no one even knows what she's talking about. But I just love that she has passion for something that much. I don't care about Joseph.
Starting point is 01:08:55 I won't ever see it. But the fact that she can love something like that. But maybe she will see it because you talk about it so much. Yeah. I think I'm going to see this movie at this point. It's hard to know if people will like it because what it is, like, it's biblical-esque. So it's like,
Starting point is 01:09:08 obviously people are like, oh, that turns you up. But it's not really like Bible. And then, but it's also all singing. There's like no words, no acting. So if you like hate singing,
Starting point is 01:09:15 the whole thing is singing. So it's hard to know if someone would like it. Yeah, but like, if Britney Spears is in it, I bet you people will be Joseph fans. Absolutely.
Starting point is 01:09:21 I mean, I saw it the first time with you and I was, I was actually surprised of what kind of a movie it is because it's very unique. Like, it's not like the first time with you, and I was actually surprised of what kind of a movie it is, because it's very unique. Like, it's not like any other movie. Well, that's the thing. Each song is like a different genre.
Starting point is 01:09:31 Like, they have like, you know, like Potiphar to Pharaoh. The sets, the costumes, everything about it. It is good. I just say that. One day I dream of being on Broadway and like my one woman show, and there's just a rotating stage. Wouldn't that be so cool? I love it.
Starting point is 01:09:44 With like a camel or something on it. Yes. I think I built one for a music video. So you're just going to do a one woman show and there's just a rotating stage. Wouldn't that be so cool? I love it. With like a camel or something on it. Yes. I think I built one for a music video. So you're just going to do a one woman Joseph. Maybe. You know what? Tell me why I didn't think
Starting point is 01:09:52 about doing that for an audition. Like literally sit in my car for two and a half hours and just sing every single song all the way through because I know every word to every song. Like that's my
Starting point is 01:09:59 that's my Ariana Glinda moment because she was on sex scene and she goes, I would do anything. I'd get the coffee. I just want to be a part of Wicked. That's me right now. Like I would do anything.
Starting point is 01:10:05 I'll get your coffee but I also want to be on screen too at one point.. I just want to be a part of Wicked. That's me right now. Like, I would do anything. I'll get your coffee. But I don't want to be on screen, too, at one point. I don't have to be a part of Wicked. I would like to be somebody. I'll manifest it for you. Thanks. I would like to manifest it, too. I'll speak it into existence.
Starting point is 01:10:13 That's what you got to do. Once you speak it, it happens. I know. It's going to happen. But do you want to be in it? Do you want to speak yours into existence? Or do you have something else? I think you took the other girl part.
Starting point is 01:10:23 Well, you can be a girl, too. I don't want to be an older sister moment where you can't be in it. You can be in it, took the other girl part. Well, you can be a girl too. I don't want to like be an older sister moment where like you can't be in it. You can be in it too. Well, what? Am I going to be a brother? You could be the girl that, ah.
Starting point is 01:10:33 You know? Oh, I could be one of the wives. Your girls. Ah, ooh. Yeah. Oh, there's all again. I love you for wanting to be a backup to me. That's so nice.
Starting point is 01:10:42 But you could be the star. I can handle the pressure of being the star. Why don't we both audition and compete for the role? No, thank you. You're good. What? We did do an audition. Did we?
Starting point is 01:10:50 When we first moved out here. Together? Or for the same role? Together for the same role. None of us got it. Was it the BJ's commercial? No. No, you weren't there.
Starting point is 01:11:00 That was the worst thing ever. Oh, okay. And that's why I'm like, I don't even want to do acting. What did they tell you? The producer. Have a the worst thing ever. Oh, okay. And that's why I'm like, I don't even want to do acting. What did he tell you? The producer. Yeah, have a nice life or something. He said, have a nice life in front of everyone. And if you're out there, guess what?
Starting point is 01:11:11 I'm at the Trish Trish podcast. So, haha on you. That's sad. I remember you were really upset about it. Yeah. Because I'm like, I don't even want to be here. And these guys, this is their dream. And you're going to just poo-poo all over them.
Starting point is 01:11:24 Yeah. No, acting is tough for sure. I think it's such a different age now where it's like, I don't know, hopefully it's not like that. And did I ever see that BJ's commercials? No, exactly. What, you didn't? No. What was it?
Starting point is 01:11:34 Did I do Jeff Nicholson? And how hard is it to go? Oh, is that what you did? Is that what you did for the audition? No, because they made us have a conversation during the thing. Okay, you wouldn't. Yeah, tell me. So it was, they paired us all up, right?
Starting point is 01:11:47 I'm nervous anyways. I'm not very good at improv. Never had a class ever with it, but they paired us off and it was supposed to be couples. And they're like, okay, now have like a conversation and like you're enjoying your food and whatever. And I'm like, what are we going to talk about? Why can't we just add like lip sync or whatever? Because they're not going to listen to the audition. They want to know if you can speak. But we're not even speaking
Starting point is 01:12:10 through the commercial. Okay, so you're just you're supposed to be in silent or you're supposed to be talking? We're supposed to be having a conversation at the restaurant. We're so excited. We're watching the game and blah, blah, blah. That sounds like you. Go. Oh, you and me? Like we're doing it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, you have to actually talk. Oh, we're Go. Oh, you and me? Like we're doing it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah. No.
Starting point is 01:12:25 I didn't see that. You have to actually talk. Oh, we're talking. Oh, okay. Oh, wow. Did you see the game? Oh, are you going to have that? Should we get the stickers?
Starting point is 01:12:31 Or maybe we should get the bouzouki at the end. No, he would have hated that. Wait, why? Because I'm like, oh my god, babe. Your game. Oh my god, this is so exciting. Oh, too much. Giving too much.
Starting point is 01:12:41 First of all, I'm triggered. Flashbacks to that thing. Is that what he said? No. Oh, I think I nailed it. He's like, okay, triggered. Flashbacks to that thing. Is that what he said? No. Oh, I was like, wow, I nailed it. He's like, okay, great. Have a nice life. Were you the only one he said that to or was it other people?
Starting point is 01:12:53 So he just dismissed you and said that. And then everybody, no, we were done. But I'm like, I don't even like BJ's anyway, so whatever. I'm over it. I love BJ's. It's all BJ's sponsorized because we love that pizookie. They self-craft mac and cheese on the kids menu. Didn't you just get
Starting point is 01:13:08 done saying I go to bat for you? Oh yeah. I go to bat for you. I know. I know. People know. People know on the internet. I'm not as good as backing people up. Well actually BJ's higher up people don't even know about that story. It was just the casting. Maybe it was the bad casting director. We'll win the casting people. Biased for sure. Should we get into some hot topics?
Starting point is 01:13:24 Yeah. I felt like we had been talking about hot topics. I think we just talked about Joseph this whole time. Chase Glitch, did you try to steal some money? No, because I'm not a... You can't say that word if you gotta bleep it. I can't say bleep. Yeah, bleep, bleep. I think it's offensive now. Really?
Starting point is 01:13:39 Yeah. I think it's like, yeah. Anyways. What can you say in place of that? I'm not a goofus. Yeah think it's like, yeah. Anyways. What can you say in place of that? I'm not a goofus. Who knows? That might be it. Yeah. There's something. I'm not a goober.
Starting point is 01:13:50 You can just say. Goober's good. I just don't commit check fraud. Yeah. I'm not a criminal. That's what you could have said. Maybe I am. No, I've never been arrested in my life.
Starting point is 01:14:01 So Chase Bank had a big glitch. First of all, it's not a glitch. You could have always done this. Wait, really? Everyone was saying it was of all, it's not a glitch. You could have always done this. Everyone was saying it was a glitch. It's not a glitch. Because the guy on 4chan said it was a glitch.
Starting point is 01:14:11 It's not a glitch. You could literally have done it all of this time. No. It became like a TikTok thing so people went and did it.
Starting point is 01:14:18 But they don't usually honor the checks. I know this because when I used to have like a dollar in my bank account and I'm like, oh, well,
Starting point is 01:14:23 I'm getting paid. Maybe the money will go through. And it's like, if you wrote the check, right? And it's just like, oh, well, I'm getting paid. Maybe the money will go through. And it's like if you wrote the check, right? And it's just like, oh, you were like $10 short. They would like be like, nope, sorry. We're not even honoring the $109 if it's a $200 check and you were $10 short. People have been doing this for years.
Starting point is 01:14:33 Well, how come my checks have never done that? I've always been like, and it's not, I was never doing it on purpose. I just did it on purpose. A certain amount, let's say if you deposit a $10,000 check, a thousand will be available to you right away. Okay, so what did they think they were going to do then? That's why she's saying they were the I word. Yeah, not dummies.
Starting point is 01:14:49 I just thought it was free money. But also you're putting your card, you're putting your code, you're on camera. They know it's you. So where do they think it's going to go with? Right. And why was this news then? Because people, don't people always do this? Because someone put on 4chan like, oh, here's get rich quick scheme or whatever.
Starting point is 01:15:10 And so people were lining up to do this little. What do you mean lining up? Physically at a bank? At the ATM, yes. Because you physically had to go in and put it in the ATM. And are they giving you the cash? So whenever you do an actual check in the ATM, it clears a certain amount of money. So sometimes.
Starting point is 01:15:30 I feel like even with you, sometimes it's like a hold. Like if I give you a check, it's like a hold for like 10 days. It's like, oh, you got to verify it. I'm like, we're both the same bank. I don't know. No, but then I guess some of these people were also doing payday loans in advance or whatever. They were taking this money and like taking more money, like getting bags on bags on bags. I just don't get it.
Starting point is 01:15:50 What do you mean bags on bags? So like not physical bags of money. No, they still had to take it out of the ATM. But you're, I don't know. I'm confused. I think they had to go back and take, like go to different ATMs or whatever and take a thousand, take a thousand. I don't really. Out of their account. So they're going to be negative. Right. Yeah. Right. But they still. That's what they thousand, take a thousand. I don't really. Out of their account.
Starting point is 01:16:05 So they're going to be negative. Right. Yeah. Right. But that's what they found out the next day that they weren't negative. So it was like a pending thing. So it's like, okay,
Starting point is 01:16:11 but it looks like the money is in there, I guess. And so they could just take out the money. That's so confusing. And then the bank finds out the check was empty. So then you're in the minus for whatever. A bunch of people can do any fraud, but it went viral because it's on 4chan.
Starting point is 01:16:26 So yeah, now there's people that have done this in the past. That's why I know it's not new because people have done this in the past when they were. I just don't know how. I just, that's so weird to me because my bank has never been able to like, like literally I could be $10 short and like, we're going to like dishonor the whole thing. I'm like, oh, but I was like, the money went in there overnight. Like I've had it back in the day where like the money was going to hit like after midnight or no, it's like the checks hit at midnight.
Starting point is 01:16:48 I think you can overdraw your account. Mine doesn't. Mine doesn't. Mine never has. Oh, I don't know. I know. I was like that too. People are like, oh no, you can overdraw.
Starting point is 01:16:55 You can write bad checks. I'm like, how are you guys doing this? Because I've never been able to. Well, I guess it's good. I guess it's fine. But there are people that have done this in the past and they're like, I did this 13 years ago and I am never allowed to have a bank account at any establishment. Ooh, that's crazy. How do they know you're doing it on purpose?
Starting point is 01:17:13 Because again, there's been times where things have been taken out of my account where I don't know. And you're doing it. It's your check. You're doing your check. Now, here's the bad part though. There's some people that were like trying to be the middleman like I'll write the check and you do it and we'll do 40-60 while the person
Starting point is 01:17:31 that withdrew it out of their account and split the money with the other person, they're gonna get in trouble. I mean I'm sure that person's gonna get in trouble but like what makes you think that person's gonna give the money back? Because you're gonna have to give the money back. I feel like with all the work that that entails like you could probably just go like invent something like you're putting so much effort like why don't you put
Starting point is 01:17:51 well it's free money that's what they thought but you could actually get like real money by like putting all that was real money but i feel like legal money i feel like if you're that smart because first of all i can't follow any of that but if you're like that smart to do all that like you could probably invent something or like start a business or something like if you're that smart, because first of all, I can't follow any of that, but if you're like that smart to do all that, like you could probably invent something or like start a business or something. Like if you're like that smart figuring this stuff out, like how to like hack the system, just work the system. They did work the system.
Starting point is 01:18:13 That's the whole thing. Well, work for the system then. I don't know. Make it good. No, because then you're going to end up like Cubicle Denise. Who's Cubicle Denise? Well, it's Fargo lady that was unalived at her death for four days. Oh my God.
Starting point is 01:18:28 Morbid. And nobody knew. How? How did no one know? Was her door shut? No one checked. She was at a cubicle, I guess. That was always my biggest fear in life.
Starting point is 01:18:37 Is that like no one would be able to find me? And then they're like, someone complained about a smile and they're like, chalked it up to the sewer pipes. I don't know, but. You don't know what happened to her? Was it five times? I don't think it ever. No, it wasn't.
Starting point is 01:18:52 I think it was natural causes. But what is the saddest way? At a bank. Yeah. Because, yeah. So you just said go work for a bank and I'm saying no. Did I say that? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:19:04 Or work for the system. Work for the system of the world. If you can. If you just said go work for a bank and I'm saying don't. Did I say that? Yeah. Or work for the system. Work for the system of the world if you can. If you're smart. I mean they sound like they're smart. I'm telling that in a good way. You know, you like figure it out. I don't know. They seem like they figured out a lot of stuff.
Starting point is 01:19:14 I know. It was big news for banks this week. I saw it on Philip DeFranco and I was like, I don't really care. But then I was like, well, let me see what it's about. And I'm like, everyone's talking about it. So. It's going to, they're going to be in a lot of legal trouble for sure. The people, what if they have no money?
Starting point is 01:19:25 Obviously, they don't have money to begin with. What are they going to come after? You don't need money to go to jail. That's true. Monopoly has taught us that. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200. Ghost, I always landed in jail.
Starting point is 01:19:34 And I always rolled the dice three times. I would never pay to get out of jail. I'm like, let me just pass my time. Yeah, right. Sometimes it's better to just sit in that jail in Monopoly. I'm talking about Monopoly. Yeah. You know what I mean?
Starting point is 01:19:42 And also, you're not losing money sitting in jail. Maybe that's what people go. We're not trying to glorify the jail. I'm talking about Monopoly. The thing about, yeah. Yeah, you know what I mean? And also, like, you're not losing money sitting in jail. Maybe that's what people go. We're not trying to glorify the jail. I'm talking about Monopoly jail. Okay. Like, you know what I mean? You don't have to land on the houses. You can pass the big ones.
Starting point is 01:19:51 Because, you know, as soon as you get out of there, Park Place and Boardwalk are right there. But no, they're kind of full circle. That's what I'm saying. When you hit the, right? When you're like, did you not let go? You go past Boardwalk. And then you go to, you know, but when you're in jail and you finally get that third turn.
Starting point is 01:20:06 You're going to like Charleston and stuff over here. This is like pink and yellow on this way. No, you're going towards go. Yeah, but it's a – this is the one stretch there. You have to go two, three, four. You have three out of the four stretches to go after you get out of jail. What are you talking about? Before you get to boardwalk.
Starting point is 01:20:22 Boardwalk is by go. No. Yes. Yes, I know. And then so it goes go. I love Boardwalk is by Go. No. Yes. Yes, I know. And then, so it goes Go. I love that this is on Hot Topics right now. It's Go.
Starting point is 01:20:31 Jail. No. Yes. That's being sent to jail, which is catty corner. Oh, got it. It goes Go, send to jail. Or no, just visiting. Just visiting. Just visiting is in jail.
Starting point is 01:20:43 No. Just visiting. I don't think jail. No. Just visiting. I don't think so. We need to look this up. I really think... I'm telling you, just visiting. Wouldn't you just be visiting jail? No.
Starting point is 01:20:51 Because if you land in jail, you're in jail. Okay. Right? Have you ever played that, Lily? It sounds familiar. It sounds familiar. Anyways, you can just visit if you land on it. And then...
Starting point is 01:21:03 Oh. Park place or free parking, then jail, then go again. No. Yes, it is. We have to look it up. You got it wrong. Free parking is the catty-cornered one to go. No.
Starting point is 01:21:16 Visiting and jail are in the same. Go, park place, visiting, jail. Okay, look it up. No. Just visiting is jail. No, it's not. If you land on it, you're just visiting. If you're sent to jail, you're in jail. Okay, look it up. No, just visiting is jail. No, it's not. If you land on it, you're just visiting. If you're sent to jail, you're in jail.
Starting point is 01:21:28 Oh my gosh. I hope people like this episode. Oh, look, another hot topic. I want to know. Look it up. Okay. Oh, just visiting, park place. Go to jail.
Starting point is 01:21:42 Ah, this is jail. No, babe, look down there. We're just visiting and that's jail. That's jail. It says go to jail. Go. This is jail. No, babe, look down there. We're just visiting and that's jail. That's jail. It says go to jail. Do not click go. Do not click $200. That's why you're bypassing it.
Starting point is 01:21:53 Boom. Oh, my God. I feel so smart. I've never been right in this. Because you're just visiting. If you land on it, you're just visiting. Dang it. I was wrong.
Starting point is 01:22:00 You're right. Wow. That never happens. I'm very excited. You're right. Thank you. That never happens. I'm so excited. I was like, wait. Well, you guys, here's the
Starting point is 01:22:08 moral story. Nothing in life is for free. If you're getting free money, it's too good to be true. Because even if you win the lottery, you have to pay taxes. And then you only get half of that money. So you usually only get half of the jackpot because you either get all of it now and get the full amount or over 30 years. Oh, no. 30 years, you get the full amount or you get like half now. Plus you have to pay another
Starting point is 01:22:23 half to the thing. So nothing's free. It's good money and you also have to pay to enter the lottery. So really nothing's free, is it? I've been playing the lottery every day for the past literally five years,
Starting point is 01:22:32 five days a week for the past five years. I don't know what the total is but I spend $40 each time. So what is the total? $40 three times a week. You're crazy. 120 times 52 times five years.
Starting point is 01:22:42 So if I win a million dollars, I probably put in a million dollars. So I'm really just investing at this point. It's your savings account. It's my savings account that may never come to fruition. But it will. It will. It'll happen. I don't know.
Starting point is 01:22:55 I won two scratchers this week. No, you love the scratchers. I'm not a scratcher person. I love the scratchers. Because isn't there something like that, too, where it's like, oh, there may never be winners in this. We might be just. No, because there's a second chance on those.
Starting point is 01:23:04 And how many people actually does the second chance winners in this. We might be just. No, because there's a second chance on those. That's too complicated too. And how many people actually does the second chance? No one. I've never had. I got more of a chance of winning the second chance than. I saw a scratch up there for my birthday. We should scratch it. Maybe I won.
Starting point is 01:23:12 I know. That's why I don't even give you those anymore because you don't scratch them. Yeah, you gave me all the. You make Moses scratch them. He loves to scratch the lottery tickets. I don't think he. He's got other stuff that he can be doing. He loves scratching the tickets.
Starting point is 01:23:23 I think I'm going to win. I can't wait to write my book to be like – because you know everyone thinks I'm a powerful manifester anyway, so I feel like that's my ultimate manifestation. It's like how I won the lottery and fed the entire country, and there's no longer a child that's hungry. Wow. Yeah. That's my goal.
Starting point is 01:23:35 I love that. Bolognese everywhere. I'm going to team up with Boogie the Pepo since they're going under. I'm going to buy Boogie the Pepo. Mo's going to teach them how to cook the bolognese. I'm going to cook for everyone that's hungry. So they get the meat and the carbs, and they'll feel full all day. Trust me.
Starting point is 01:23:44 Why don't you have a bangin' buns bolognese? Absolutely. Bolognese bangin' buns burger. Bangin' buns would do it. They're going to, yeah. They probably would feed the world now. They're so nice. They'll probably feed the world.
Starting point is 01:23:53 I love them. Amy Slayton arrested at a zoo parking lot. I know. Authorities were responding to a camel bite. And they smelled something from the car. What did they smell from the car? Was it weed, I guess? I'm assuming it's weed.
Starting point is 01:24:05 Was there two children? I was like, eh. At first I was like, okay, I guess, whatever. But also, sad. Why were they in the car if she got bit by a camel? She didn't get bit. They were responding to someone getting bit in the zoo. And then they're like, oh, let's pull this lady over too.
Starting point is 01:24:18 Why did they smell an odor in the car? Like, a car was parked and they're like, first of all, okay, they're reeling a lot. If it's just weed, it's like, are you really? You're really going to be like, hey. But I guess if there's kids in the car, I guess. was parked and they're like, first of all, okay, there'll be a lot, if it's just weed, it's like, are you really, you're really gonna be like, hey,
Starting point is 01:24:27 but I guess if there's kids in the car, I guess. Right, that's not great. but isn't the camel bite more, I guess if there's kids, it's probably more serious
Starting point is 01:24:31 for the kids. I just hope they attended the camel bite first, even though. I don't know though, what is worse? Like you smoking weed with kids in the back?
Starting point is 01:24:38 Well, I don't think the police needs to arrest any camels. They probably called the medics and they took care of the crime. maybe they just called the medics and they took care of the Maybe they just called paramedics and they could probably kids inhaling marijuana maybe is worse. Not bad. Yeah, that's bad.
Starting point is 01:24:51 Not bad. Yeah, the camel flight's wild though. It was one of those ones where it's like drive-thru. That's what I was wondering. Which always looked a little iffy to me. I'm like, I don't know. I don't want a large animal sticking his face in my car. They're kind of cute, but also. But then it's like, what if I'm trying to roll up
Starting point is 01:25:08 the window and he doesn't get out? Yeah, I'm sure that happens a lot. I'm sure, like, people get attacked and you just don't hear about it or, you know, it's in, like, little towns and no one cares. I feel sad. I feel like Amos Layton's, like, a TV star, but I feel like she's kind of not thinking properly. Because I do like them. I love. Tammy Lost.
Starting point is 01:25:24 How did she lose so much weight? Do we know? She looks good. I thought she got the sleeve. Oh, did she? That is the one that seems to work for people. Yeah. The sleeve is wild.
Starting point is 01:25:33 She looks great. She lost so much weight. She has a really cute girlfriend. So, kind of sad. Like I said, at first I'd be like, oh, my God. It's just weed. But then it's like, okay, it was kids. And you're like.
Starting point is 01:25:41 And you're driving. And the windows are rolled up. And it's like, oh, my gosh. Maybe it wasn't. Hopefully they're down. we don't know the exact thing hopefully hopefully it wasn't even it was just not smoked you know what i mean like it can still have a stench oh you know how it can still have a stench and just be in the car yeah so maybe that's what they were smelling like because it wasn't a like a dwi it was... Oh, I don't even know. What was it?
Starting point is 01:26:06 I don't know what it was. It was child endangerment and possession. That's so bad. So I think it was just the possession part. So hopefully, let's hope that they weren't under the influence while driving. But that is sad. And Jenna Ortega is not gonna be a female
Starting point is 01:26:23 at Worth Is Her Hands. They asked her if she would do a gender swap Edward Scissorhands and she said she doesn't like the idea. I mean, I kind of get it. Yeah,
Starting point is 01:26:31 first of all, she would slay. But she was like, I, she said she didn't like the idea of roles being reversed just to be reversed.
Starting point is 01:26:37 Like, she's like, I don't want to see a Jamie Bond just to be. Oh, you like that. You're applauding that.
Starting point is 01:26:42 I do like that. I like it. You think, to her testament, she was saying, I think they should just write new rules for us. Yes. I completely agree with that. You didn't applaud. You were feeling it.
Starting point is 01:26:54 You're like, I need to stand by this. I am, because it's like, that's not what I remember, you know? And it's like something nostalgic for me. And they should be more creative. I think they're getting a little lazy on the whole, like, movie front. You're making books and you're recreating stuff. That's fine. Do that. I think they're getting a little lazy on the whole movie front. You're making books and you're recreating stuff. That's fine. Do that. I love it. But make some new stuff.
Starting point is 01:27:11 Except for Joseph. Bring that back. Well, that's what I'm saying. I do love Edward Scissorhands. I do like the remakes and stuff like that. But I'm just saying, let's get some fresh ideas. Let's make a fresh Edward Scissorhands. I think that is right. I guess there hasn't been something like that from like that from, like, Tim Burton or anybody. I can't even tell you.
Starting point is 01:27:28 What is, like, a fresh movie that's been, like, oh, that's an original idea? I know. Saltburn, maybe? I don't know. Like, I'm trying to think of something that's, like, or characters that are, like, wow, an original. Like, is there something recently that's, like, oh, that's a good, like, it's kind of like Beatles. Is there something where there's, like, an original character, not from a comic book, not a superhero, like, that everyone's, like, this kind of like Beetlejuice. There's something where there's like an original character not from a comic book not a superhero
Starting point is 01:27:45 like that everyone's like this is great. Krampus? Krampus? Krampus? I think he's an old like mythological or mystical
Starting point is 01:27:55 or something. I think of Jeff when I think of Krampus. Why? We saw it together at Universal.com with us once. He's spooky.
Starting point is 01:28:01 He is spooky. Shout out Jeff for any Thanksgiving too. Yeah. Shout out Jeff for any Thanksgiving too. Yeah. Shout out Jeff. He was off for a week and I'm like, oh, wow. Why are you such in a good mood and calling me? He's like, I just feel great.
Starting point is 01:28:14 I'm like, okay. Well, hopefully you see him soon. Yeah. I think that she would be great. But I do agree with her. There needs to be new stuff. I guess it's easy. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:28:24 I think it's easy. I love Jenner. But I think it's easier for her to say because she does get all the iconic roles and stuff like that. Like, anybody is like, I'm regretting. She's got the Tim Burton look, so I totally get it. For sure. She's done Wednesday. She's done. But I think, yeah.
Starting point is 01:28:38 I don't know. I kind of like the ages. Even Ghostbusters. When does fast grocery delivery through Instacart matter most? When your famous grainy mustard potato salad isn't so famous without the grainy mustard. When the barbecue's lit, but there's nothing to grill. When the in-laws decide that, actually, they will stay for dinner. Instacart has all your groceries covered this summer.
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Starting point is 01:29:12 I kind of liked it, though. I was kind of like, yeah, it's about time because so many of those movies were all male-based, like Caddyshack, and I feel like I kind of like it. But make a new one.
Starting point is 01:29:21 Yeah, that's what everyone said. They can make a new one where it's his daughter or a descendant of him, you know, to kind of make it a bit more one. Yeah. That's what everyone said. They can make a new one where it's his daughter or a descendant of him, you know, like to kind of make it a bit more current. Right. So she can be, but that makes sense. She didn't swap with him, but she's his granddaughter or something.
Starting point is 01:29:35 Yeah, but it's still like the. It's still, yeah. But that's what Beetlejuice is. It's basically she's Lydia's daughter. Yeah. True, I guess. But. But I guess they had the original Beetlejuice.
Starting point is 01:29:43 I guess, yeah, if they had like a girl playing Beetlejuice, they'd be like, this is weird. Right. I'm torn on it. I guess. But I guess they had their original Beetlejuice. I guess if they had a girl playing Beetlejuice they'd be like this is weird. Right. I'm torn on it. I'm kind of torn. I like the idea of gender swaps in general. I would love to go on Little Shop on Broadway and play the dentist. Well that's because you love to cosplay anything that you love. So you're kind of biased on this one. I wonder if that's a part of the mental disorder.
Starting point is 01:30:00 I think there is one called histrionic personality disorder. People used to diagnose with this before borderline. And it is something where you just love to be other people because you don't know who you are. I think there is one called histrionic personality disorder. People used to diagnose with this before borderline and it is something where you just like love to like be other people because you don't know who you are. I think that's me. I think that you just like to dress up and you like what you like. Deep. Doesn't have to be that deep.
Starting point is 01:30:17 Just saying. How are you feeling? I'm good. You're good. Okay. I feel like my eyes are a little watery. No, you look great. Is my eyelash still on? No, not at all. I'm just checking in. No, it's not on? Mitch, you're checking.
Starting point is 01:30:27 It is on. Okay. I'm sorry. I keep saying no when I mean yeah. Even the Beetlejuice one is not what I meant to say. That's why I'm like, did I say yes? Wow, look at those notifications on that phone. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 01:30:33 It's not even fun. It's like news and- What is it? Bumble has been trying to get me back. It's like- Say no to Bumble. Why are you so obsessed with me? Not today. Anyways,
Starting point is 01:30:45 can I just say one more thing about Jenna Ortega? You can say everything. I did see the, I know this is like two weeks old, but I did finally see the Taste video and I kind of love. Oh, I live for the Taste video. I don't think we talk about it enough on Hot Topics. Really? Oh my god, it was so great.
Starting point is 01:31:01 And I love those two together, actually. I love those two together too. I love the recreation of all the movies that they do. Like I feel like Cinephile. Sabrina Carpenter is single handedly bringing back music videos I feel because I feel like no one does them that big anymore. You know what I mean? It's all very just cute like light it up like a fire. Yeah and I'm like I love how original they are. I love the espresso one. Oh espresso's so good. But she does kind of like recreate things right? Like I feel like. Well Well, yeah, I get it. But like in her own little way, you know. They did like a little Kill Bill reference. Yeah. The death
Starting point is 01:31:31 becomes her. It is good. It's like full theatrical. And she gets like these big, it was, everyone's like oh, Barry Hogan. But then it's like, oh, Jenna Ortega, like the it girl of the moment. You know what? Maybe I like it so much because it reminds me of you. Aw, thank you. Well, because like you like to recreate the things that of you. Aw, thank you. Well, because you like to recreate the things that you love. I really do make everything about myself. It is called Just Drift Podcast. No, but that's what I always thought too.
Starting point is 01:31:54 Even when Ariana Grande did the Thank You, Next video and she was recreating all the scenes, I'm like, I feel like I've been doing that with my music videos for years. I love that too, yeah. Which is great, everyone should do it, but it's the best thing in the world. I did Taxi Driver, I did like all these ones. Every single one of my music videos have been a recreation of a movie. Like there is definitely no original idea.
Starting point is 01:32:09 I'm like I want to either look like Britney Spears or a movie. I think that's fine. Taxi Driver, Reservoir Dogs. All of it. I don't know. No. You had a Sad Boy one that was very original. They all were my chemical romance videos.
Starting point is 01:32:21 No. Which one? The one that you broke the mirror and you were coming out of an egg. That was original. Shout out to Andy Vandell. Oh my. Valentine. Andrew Valentine.
Starting point is 01:32:34 You'll see him next week at the birthday video. It was great. You know what? I'm really trying to think if there was an inspo. I don't think so. That was just original. There you go. Savoy.
Starting point is 01:32:43 Didn't even know. Dresses Gerard Way. Which, by the way, have you seen Fifi Dobson on TikTok? Yes. With the black short hair? Yeah. And did you see all the comments? No. Oh, I thought it was Trisha Paytas.
Starting point is 01:32:54 I thought this was Trisha Paytas dresses Gerard Way. Honestly, can I just tell you? She's very skinny, though. I was like, this is giving Trisha Paytas. Should I wear it? I should wear it. I'll cosplay. I'll cosplay Fifi Dobson cosplaying as me cosplaying as Gerard Way.
Starting point is 01:33:08 Have you seen it? Yes. It does look like me. I was like, well, first of all, she's a lot skinnier than me, so thank you. But I kind of live for her. I loved Phoebe Dobson back in the day. Do you remember her song? Oh, my God.
Starting point is 01:33:16 I bought her album. You did? I remember it playing in Gadzooks. Oh, that was a good store. Do you know it? No, I don't. I could not tell you. It was a take me away.
Starting point is 01:33:25 Take me far away from here. I will run with you. Don't be me. You did. You had Kelly Osbourne too. You were always the edgy one. You were always the Ashley Simpson. I was.
Starting point is 01:33:38 And she was. We should recreate the Pizza Hut commercial. Pizza Hut. They should like sponsor us and we should do it. And I'll be Jessica. And I'll be like, are these like wings? And I'll be like, Jessica, buffaloes don't have wings. I love the behind the scenes of that poor girl.
Starting point is 01:33:55 And then mommy was like, maybe you could belt it or something. She's like, why do I always have to be a boy? I don't know, sweetie. You're banged. Story of my life. Story of my life. And even Ashley was like, Jessica gets to be all pretty and here I am like her boy sister. Oh, poor thing. So real though, right? I know.
Starting point is 01:34:10 But she was down to do it. She was her sister's backup dancer too. That's what I'm saying. Like little sisters, I do see it with like Elvis and Malibu too. It's like they kind of have this like they kind of just like look up to them because they're doing everything first. So they're probably like, oh, I'm like an Adam. So big sisters be nice to your little sisters because one time they turned into their mothers too.
Starting point is 01:34:25 Okay, John Mayer. Literally. Oh, mothers become daughters. Yeah. And Delvian dancing with the stars. And then girls become lovers. That's an odd song. Wait, what?
Starting point is 01:34:37 Girls become lovers? Girls become lovers, turn into mothers. So fathers, be good to your daughters. Yeah. Wait, that's wild. Yeah. Kind of deep. But also a little.
Starting point is 01:34:50 Kind of true. Fathers be good. Yeah, because girls do become lovers. All right. I know, but I'm like. I love that John Mayer can write that because isn't he like a playboy? Allegedly, I feel like he kind of plays everyone. Like, wasn't he with Taylor Swift when she was like 19 and Jessica Simpson when she came
Starting point is 01:35:03 out of divorce and called her sexual napalm? That was so fast. It was a lot. Take all my breath. Yeah, I guess. You should find him on Raya. He's on Raya. No, thanks.
Starting point is 01:35:14 No, thank you. Georgia wants me to date, like, celebrities so bad. Here's the thing. I just, like, really don't care. No, we talked about it the other day. And you're like, actually, I'm all about the normies. I'm like, so bad. Here's the thing. I just like really don't care. No, we talked about it the other day and you're like, actually I'm all about the normies. I'm like, me too.
Starting point is 01:35:27 And I'm definitely on the train now to like stick to normies because I just think celebrity boyfriends just. I'm a normie. I'm a normie too at the end of the day. You know what I mean?
Starting point is 01:35:34 I don't think so. Well, I'm not going to be dating Brad. I really was holding out for Brad Pitt. For real. And I was like, I probably should lower my standards. Because I really thought like the time when we went
Starting point is 01:35:41 to the fake marriage between me and the Brad Pitt cardboard cutout in Vegas. I really thought if he saw that like he might like want to ask me out on a date or something. No, you did not. I did. Sometimes I think, I'm like, oh, she's just doing it as a bit. And then I'm like, maybe she really thinks.
Starting point is 01:35:53 I really did. Because I'm like, okay, but, like, see, this is going to go viral. And then he's going to be like, actually. I do know that you do things for, like, the viral aspect of it. But I always think, like, this Quentin Tarantino song I did, I was like, oh, he'll see it. I want to put it. Because it came out right before what's the one with Brad Pitt?
Starting point is 01:36:08 The Hollywood What is it? Once Upon a Time in Hollywood? Yes. I thought he would put it in the credits. I was like, oh, he'll probably see this. It'll go viral. I always do stuff thinking people will see it. I think everybody does see it, Trisha. To be fair. I think everybody sees it.
Starting point is 01:36:24 Whatever. Listen, you got what you, they saw it. That's true. And sometimes it works. You know what? That's what I'm saying. Even if you embarrass yourself, I'm going to pull a Lady Gaga here. Even if you embarrass yourself 99 out of the hundred times, that takes that one person to believe in you. And it was Donny Asman who was like, actually, I'm going to sing with you. I'm going to like embrace this weirdness about you and your obsession with Joseph. I'm going to sing with you and I'm going to do a Joseph sing along and I'm going to invite you to it. And you're actually going to be the winner of the costume contest. You know what I mean? I feel like some people
Starting point is 01:36:48 embrace it. So even though 99 people are like, this is a weirdo. Get away from me. The one is like, I see you and I embrace it. You missed 100% of the shots you don't take. Is that Michael Jordan? I don't think so. I think it is. He does that? Yes!
Starting point is 01:37:03 Oh my god. He's so smart. Oh my god, if I get this right too, that's the second time I'm actually Googling. I swear. Oh my God. If I get this right too, that's the second time I'm right. Oh my gosh. Wait. You might have been out of the room when I was right the first time.
Starting point is 01:37:10 I said she looked at me monopulately. I was right about that one. I heard it as I was standing up. Look up just the quote. You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.
Starting point is 01:37:17 100 shots. Which is actually so deep too. So true. If you don't even try, if you don't even attempt. No. That would be the Hall of Famer Wayne Gretzky. Wow. What?
Starting point is 01:37:30 Was he shooting shots? Yes, you shoot shots in hockey. Oh. Which I thought he was a goalie, but. You're blocking. Would have never been Kistelis. Remember, that's my lucky Wayne Gretzky helmet. Was it Wayne Gretzky?
Starting point is 01:37:44 Yeah. Oh, yeah. That movie's canceled. Oh, right. That one will never be remade. Oh, my God. I would love to be in that one, though. Josie Grossi? No, that would never be remade, though. Oh, right. Because she's, like, a high school student. But she's not really. It might be. Jen Ortega was one where her teacher was, like,
Starting point is 01:37:59 in love with, like, they are weird. Hollywood's weird. But you're right. It is a little inappropriate. I don't want to be Josie Grossi in it. Yeah, it was weird. He, like, kissed his highllywood's weird but you're right it is a little inappropriate i don't want to be josie grossy in it yeah it was weird he like kissed his high school student but you know oh my gosh time i guess i shouldn't say that because i'm your teacher oh yeah can't say that in 2024 at least if i was romantic my teachers were always just creepy they always were just saying weird stuff like is that a water bra let me feel it it was like at least that's like kind of romantic i don't know here i am being am being TikTok romanticizing Raul or whatever his name is. Oh my gosh. What?
Starting point is 01:38:28 Did you watch? I should have texted you last night to watch it, but I know you don't care about it. I did watch it. The Bachelorette? Oh, I thought you were going to say something else. What did you watch? I thought you were going to ask me about Tati on Michelle. Oh, well, we definitely are talking about Tati.
Starting point is 01:38:45 We'll save that for, that's our ending. That's our closing. Gotcha, okay. Well, Bangin' Buns will be the closing, which will be wonderful. Well, because I got notes on that. Okay, should we go to, well, we'll get to that. No, no, no, no, no, no. Bachelorette.
Starting point is 01:38:55 Did not see it, so like me. Wait, what? Did you not see it on TikTok either? I just see the ads for it where someone's crying. For the finale. Okay. Oh, my God. Wait.
Starting point is 01:39:08 Okay. So we watched it. Bachelorette, right? Bachelorette with Jem. Okay. They had their first Asian American bachelorette. Yes. Beautiful.
Starting point is 01:39:14 Love her. Beautiful. She was great. I like the season. The girls always, like the bachelorettes always seem to get the summer seasons, which seem to be shorter. Like, I love charity season, but it was short, and it seems like the bachelorette and the golden bachelorette takes over the fall and the spring
Starting point is 01:39:25 spots. But I think I have a theory as to why. I think women are more decisive. Like, they can hit it off right off the bat. And men just, like, want to drag it out. They want to, like, to live that poly lifestyle for a little bit longer. Well, let's talk about the worst person ever to exist ever. The worst man in history.
Starting point is 01:39:44 Devin was the winner. Spoiler. So she picked De Okay. The worst man in history. Devin was the winner. Spoiler. So she picked Devin. The whole season. You know Devin. He's kind of the more goofy looking one. But it was weird. She really liked this guy from the beginning.
Starting point is 01:39:53 You knew from the beginning she was going to pick him. But he was kind of, he wasn't like the most attractive. He wasn't six pack. But I guess he was goofy and likable and seemed to really like her. All the other guys were haters on him. They're all like this guy.
Starting point is 01:40:02 Well, one guy called it out. I think it was Aaron. He was just like, Devin's a bad guy or whatever. And she's like, no, I love him, whatever. So anyways, you really just knew she liked this guy. Like, she was like in love with him. And he seemed to be like in love with her. And guess what? So then the proposal
Starting point is 01:40:14 like the finale comes, the proposal comes and they're in Hawaii or wherever. And he was about to propose to her. And she goes, actually I can't let you propose to me. She's like, I'm going to propose to you. And it was the first bachelorette to ever propose. And I was like, slay! We love this. Like, so iconic. I've always wanted to propose to me. She's like I'm going to propose to you. And it was the first Bachelorette to ever propose. And I was like slay. We love this. Like so iconic. I always wanted to propose to Moses. Like I love the idea of a girl
Starting point is 01:40:30 proposing. I think it's everything. And I think if you know you should know Elle Woods did it at the end of the Legally Blonde musical. She proposes to Emmett. So she proposes. So sweet. And I'm like yes. Happily ever after. We love it. So they do the live. They do the finale and they're also live at the same time. So she's sitting there like live with Jesse Palmer the host and then Devin. Oh okay. So they do the live, they do the finale, and they're also live at the same time. So she's sitting there, like, live with Jesse Palmer, the host, and then Devin.
Starting point is 01:40:47 Oh, okay. So they're, like, watching it live with, like, Bachelor Nation as an audience and stuff like that. So basically, before they even show that part, she's, like, crying, sobbing hysterical on stage. And so they talk to her. And she's like, oh, she's pissed. She's like, he basically told me two days after our engagement, after we left Hawaii, he started being distant. And he's like, the engagement was a mistake. I should never be engaged to you. And she goes, okay, well, should we continue our relationship?
Starting point is 01:41:10 And he's like, no, not interested in that either. So basically just completely ghosted her, dumped her, everything like that. He's on stage with her. She's sobbing. And then she goes, and also she goes, and so he's like, I'm sorry. Like, I didn't mean to make you feel that way. Like, you know, I was just dealing with a lot too. So you're dealing with a a lot but you followed Maria two days later Maria was from
Starting point is 01:41:28 Joey's season she was kind of a little fireball that everyone really liked they thought she was gonna be the bachelorette I know Maria you know Maria she was the one that was everywhere Canada yes yes yeah yeah and she was all over TikTok people like Maria Slays like we love Maria I was the only non-Maria stan well she kind of kind of was like, wait, why didn't you like her? Because she kind of was a little weird at first. No, I just, she was just too much. But did you watch her? You just saw clips?
Starting point is 01:41:51 I did. Whatever, I saw the clips. What clips? You got me. Everyone was coming for her, but she wasn't really problematic. She was just eccentric. People really came for her. Well, I don't think that they came for her because she was the biggest threat.
Starting point is 01:42:04 Which, honestly, I thought it was going to go a different ways, but that's not even the season. Well, she definitely was breakout, right? Everyone's talking about her. Everyone thought they all, basically all the guys of The Bachelorette, because they didn't know who was going to be The Bachelorette. So all these guys just get casted and they don't know who The Bachelorette is. Which is, they should definitely tell them. Because I remember in the old seasons, like when Trista, they would announce it first and then have the casting. But I guess they're just like turning them out.
Starting point is 01:42:26 And I think this year it's a little different because they announced The Bachelor even before the reunion, the new one. So I think they must do it different. But I think they're already probably filming. Yeah, maybe. While this is airing. Right. So weird.
Starting point is 01:42:38 I don't get it. So anyways, so basically he followed Maria like two days later and people were saying like, you know, everyone thought Maria was supposed to be The bachelorette and so like all these things or whatever like that. So he followed her and she was like, called him out for it. She called him out for clubbing like, you know, a week later. He's like, what if I'm not supposed to live my life? She was so, I mean, she kind of ate him up for real.
Starting point is 01:42:54 But I really do think the bachelorette like set her up for multiple reasons. One, it's like not letting people know who, like they should just chill on the filming. They should let them know who the bachelorette is and be like, you're applying for this person because most people do know. I want to say on Zach's, oh no, maybe not. Maybe they're like, when I found out know who the bachelorette is and be like you're applying for this person. Because most people do know. I want to say on Zach's – oh no, maybe not. Maybe they're like when I found out you were the bachelor I was so excited. It's like you should definitely know who you're applying for. But anyways, I guess maybe they've never done that.
Starting point is 01:43:14 But I think they set her up in that way because she was kind of like the sixth eliminated. Usually it's like someone pretty close to hometowns. Like Charity was like the fourth eliminated or it's a runner up. So it was kind of weird. She kind of was like sixth or seventh eliminated. So I think they they set her up but then she's crying hysterical talking about how he broke off the engagement demon want to date her like has no feelings for her has no remorse for her then they make her watch her proposal to him and so she's just there like sobbing he has like no emotion i'm like jesse does not read the room i thought that was like so evil but here's my
Starting point is 01:43:41 theory i do i do want to piggyback on your theory of blaming the franchise. Oh, for sure, yeah. I bet you he followed Maria not as like a romantic thing, but I bet they had offered that guy already, no matter what the outcome was, even before the engagement, about what's the Bachelor in Paradise? No, because everyone who got Bachelor
Starting point is 01:44:08 in Paradise was announced that they got it on that show. Everyone knew already that they were on Bachelor in Paradise. I think they're filming that. Well, then you just cut holes in my story. No, for sure I don't think that. I feel like when you're that close and you're the winner, I don't think you're offered that. Really? Yeah, I don't think so. It can happen later, like after the fact. Later, but I don't think he... Anyone that they
Starting point is 01:44:23 see as interesting or controversial. Well, because I feel like Maria already knew that she was going to be on Bachelor in Paradise. Is she on Bachelor in Paradise? can happen later like after the later but i don't think he like anyone that they see well because i feel like maria already knew that she was gonna be a bachelor is she on bachelor's i don't even know yes oh i don't know i don't think so maybe i don't think so why not i don't really know the spinoffs of it all but i i know reality is trying to make you look horrible all the time and i know and i feel really bad because like that's her story because they should give her another season but then what so she can go through all that again just stop all of that stop casting people from the previous season as the bachelor or bachelorette but that's that yeah yeah but also if you always cast the people that were not
Starting point is 01:45:00 chosen so you're always stepping down right in the quality of you're picking seventh place you know that is a wild that's like evolution over time over time it wasn't meant for that person yeah someone's yak is someone's yum someone's yak is someone's yum someone's yak is someone's that's so true isn't it though Yeah. That's a lot of people's yuck. Same, girl. No. You've always had boyfriends. People wanted to live with you. I think none of my boyfriends actually liked me ever. No, I don't. They wanted you to live with them. I never had a boyfriend want to live with me. That doesn't mean you like someone.
Starting point is 01:45:36 More than my boyfriends who never want to live with me. Like, absolutely not. More than I have. We just have really bad exes. I know. Well, that's sad. I hate it. You remember that one show? Well, that's sad. Yeah. I hate it. You remember that one show I did, Bank of Hollywood?
Starting point is 01:45:49 Do you remember that? Which one was this? The one where I had to ask for money for my breast implants. Oh. It was like Candy Spelling, the guy from William Morris. Yes. Or not William Morris, like a modeling agency. Yeah. And I had to ask for money.
Starting point is 01:46:03 Isn't that William Morris? W. Oh, no. Wilhelmina. Wilhelmina modeling agency. Yeah. And I had to ask for money. Isn't that William Morris? W... Oh no. Wilhelmina. Wilhelmina Models. Yeah. He's like the guy who started that. A poker player.
Starting point is 01:46:10 And I had to ask for money. And they made me like take off my top and like not made me but they're like well let's see the boobs or whatever. And I thought I was going to get money for it. And then they like basically embarrassed me. That was so sad. I'm so sad for that. Do you know Brian Callen the podcaster?
Starting point is 01:46:22 Yes. He was the host. And he was the one that's like, guys, stop. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I always remember that. And I always say that because I know reality TV is just when you humiliate you. And I was humiliated on that show. I was humiliated.
Starting point is 01:46:33 Which one? On my. Oh, Wednesday at a Comedian. I came home crying because then it's like, I only got $100. And you're like, I'm confused. Why are you crying? I'm like, because I needed that money. I was broke.
Starting point is 01:46:43 I did so. We both did that show. That was the one we both did. Yeah. I won. I won. And I didn't. And I didn't. I lost because of something the producer told me to say. What was it? That you cheated or something? Because we were playing
Starting point is 01:46:55 horse and if you missed the shot and I was like, please, please, please make the shot because I don't want to like, I don't, I don't have any, I was freshly 18 at the time. I had no cash. We love a freshly 18. That is where they put you on there. Yeah. Yeah. Like, they're like have any – I was freshly 18 at the time. I had no past. We love a freshly 18. That is where they put you on there, yeah. Yeah. Like, they're like, what's an awful secret?
Starting point is 01:47:11 Like, did you ever have two boyfriends at the time? And I'm like, I've never had – You're like, I'm 18. What are you talking about? Yeah. And so they're like, just say this. So I did. And they're like, honestly, I got rid of her because she said this lie. And I'm like, you have got to be kidding me.
Starting point is 01:47:26 Wait, you said this lie? You thought you were lying about it or what? No, no, no. It wasn't even true what I said. The producers told me to say it because I couldn't come up with... No, thank God it never aired. So how did you know that's what he said
Starting point is 01:47:36 or you heard it? I had to be there. So the guy told you why he eliminated you. He's like, I'm... Yes. Yeah. And were you top two? Were you in the two?
Starting point is 01:47:44 I was in the bottom. I was in the top. So it was you and the other girl and the other girl won. Yes. He's like, I'm. Yeah. And were you top two? Were you in the two? I was in the bottom. I was in the top. So it was you and the other girl and the other girl won. Yeah. Oh, you didn't make it far though. And it does happen when you spend the whole day doing it. The whole day. When it costs you like your gas to get there and they only give you $100.
Starting point is 01:47:56 Well, I was still in the valley. I think. Was it. I think I might have gotten $400 I think if you won. Or was it $4,000? No. It was $1,000. Oh.
Starting point is 01:48:03 If you won. I didn't need it. But granted my comedian was just like not really attractive and I think that's why.000 if you won. I didn't need it. But granted, my comedian was just not really attractive, and I think that's why. He loved you though, and I love that for you. He did love you. I just remember the rock climbing challenge, and all the girls were going to the top, ringing that bell, and I couldn't even get up one. And he's like pushing me up, and I couldn't.
Starting point is 01:48:16 That was her first challenge, and I'm definitely getting eliminated, and then I got kept, and I was like, kind of everything now. Do you remember your comedian's name? Nope, I could not even tell you. Oh, really? So I think mine was like, kind of everything now. He was, do you remember your comedian's name? Nope, I could not even tell you. See, I think mine was at least kind of famous, like somewhat famous. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 01:48:30 He was like on Hollywood Squares, but yeah. But my guy, couldn't even tell you who he is. Never seen him on TikTok, that's for sure. Not on Just Trish, that's for sure. Not on Just Trish, that's for sure. Real TV's scary, guys. Don't do it. If you're not ready mentally for it
Starting point is 01:48:45 don't do it Dr. Drew even said it when he was here he's like it's a lot because he did he did a special forces or something
Starting point is 01:48:50 I don't know how people do it yeah they don't really have therapists that you can talk to shout out to Celebrity Big Brother in the UK though
Starting point is 01:48:56 they did have a therapist that like I didn't have a therapist I don't know if I've ever said this but there was a therapist that came and talked to me like daily
Starting point is 01:49:01 because they were trying to keep me on the show and actually it was kind of nice because it was like refreshing to talk to a therapist
Starting point is 01:49:04 he was like everything's okay and I was like oh okay even though you're not really supposed to in Celebrity Big Brother you're were trying to keep me on the show and actually it was kind of nice because it was like refreshing to talk to a therapist he's like everything's okay and I was like oh okay even though you're not really supposed to inside of your brother you're not supposed to like contact with the outside world but therapist like everything's fine actually I think he came in a couple times like physically into the confessional room to talk to me and he was actually really cool that was a rough watch that was a rough watch it was embarrassing that was my that was oh no that was it was weird as I laid in bed the whole time like you were so iconic I'm like I literally did nothing I literally didn't was weird as I laid in bed the whole time. People were like, you were so iconic. I'm like, I literally did nothing. I literally didn't pass any challenges.
Starting point is 01:49:27 I laid in bed. There's so many. No fights. There are so many clips from that time. And I'm like, oh, God, when it was happening, me and mom were like, I don't know if we can watch it anymore. Oh, did you watch it? How did you watch it?
Starting point is 01:49:37 We got on through. Oh. That's sad. Oh, no. Can I tell you? I know I never thought about that, like, with my family when I was, like, before kids. And now that I have kids, like, anything I do I do I'm just like I just don't want to embarrass them you know what I mean like because it's or make them sad or be like this is sad like
Starting point is 01:49:51 it was sad for us yeah I'm like I don't even know if she can handle this to be honest that's what I'm saying before you even left turns out I was right and it's even worse when you leave because I remember that long flight home should I then you're like, I should have stayed. Yeah. Because I'm like, why is she being so combative? I'm like, she can get through this. You know, they didn't show so many. Like, there was fights and they didn't show it. And I was like, oh, well, I probably looked like a crazy person just crying.
Starting point is 01:50:14 You did a little bit. I'm going to be honest with you. Because I'm like, you let people get in your head so much. I did. I know. It was a bad time. I think even now I'm like, so like, I can handle things. You know what I mean?
Starting point is 01:50:24 Like, I'm so much more stable. Maybe it's not like in the same vicinity as people. Like if you go to like a hotel. They did. My favorite line of that was, do I just get like no money? I'm like, I mean, you could just stay as long as you could though. Oh my God. Because if I would have gotten eliminated naturally, you still get the full amount of
Starting point is 01:50:45 money. And I was like, so even if you go home on the first day, you get your full salary. And I feel like at that time, you kind of needed it. Oh, definitely needed it. It was 2017. Oh, my God. I definitely needed it. It was 2017.
Starting point is 01:50:55 And YouTube was like, it was going through the adpocalypse. So, like, there was no ads anymore. That's right. My channel got, like, weirdly demonetized. Like, I was in, was style hauled. I got kicked out of there. And then it went back to, like, zero. I was making, like, no money on any of my videos. I was like, can just patreon though that saved me back then patreon came through but yeah and I needed it
Starting point is 01:51:11 and it was so much I guess I could say it now I was like I think I was supposed to get eighty thousand dollars for three weeks and that was a lot you guys a lot three weeks was only that was so little crazy I'm like I would do it for three months I was like if only she could have just one phone call I feel like I could have convinced you to stay for sure and even the therapist did and I you know what it was the live shows they were like booing and so I always just thought like they were booing no people loved you they really did sorry if I could have just given you a little bit of a pep talk you're like hey you're doing good and branding level was so nice and Gemma Lucy was so nice like everyone know. Like, everyone was nice.
Starting point is 01:51:46 They had your back. I'll do it again. Traders, they get to stay in a hotel, I think. Yeah, they do. Oh, man. Yeah, the casting director said it. I don't know. I've seen some of those fights.
Starting point is 01:51:55 I can handle traitors. Especially now I'm, like, stable-minded. I can handle it. Okay, maybe. Maybe now. And I love to lie. Oh. All right, go off. Go off.
Starting point is 01:52:02 I don't do it, but I love to do it. Lying queen. Lying's fun. Who was it? I love to do it lying's fun who was it I think it was was it Charlie XCX or something it's like lying's fun
Starting point is 01:52:10 like does a lot of people lie sometimes I mean if you're not hurting anyone you know what I mean if I'm like I was an extra mechanic who's hurting
Starting point is 01:52:18 you're the crazy liar for stupid stuff first of all Traitors is all about lying so I need to do it to win I don't think you're very good well you I definitely yeah that's true I definitely. First of all, yeah,
Starting point is 01:52:26 that's true. I could take you out on lies. Yeah, that's true. Because I can look at you and I'm like, mmm. Clock the T. Mm-hmm. Yeah, you don't go along with it. Sometimes I might just go along with it. But it's always, like, white lies. If I'm like, I'll make up lies for no reason, right? Like, if I don't, if I want to cancel an appointment, I'm like, oh, just say
Starting point is 01:52:41 I'm, you're with me here. Even then, why? I don't know. Just say no. I have issues. Well, why don't you want to go? Because I don't want to. I'm like, oh, just say you're with me here. Even then, why? I don't know. Just say no. I have issues. Well, why don't you want to go? Because I don't want to. I know. I'm so in my no era. I love saying no. I wish I could say no, and I have to say yes to everybody, and then it gets me in trouble because I don't want
Starting point is 01:52:58 to do anything. She's trying to be so nice that then it ends up coming back. I hate saying no to people. No, because then it's like, eventually it might not work out, so you might as well just be honest. Like, hey, no, sorry, my schedule's crazy right now. I know. Just say no. That's a
Starting point is 01:53:13 drug campaign, I think. Yeah. I love that. Just say no. Wendy's, well, this is like food updates. I don't know if you're going to love them. They're not really hot topics. I guess they're my hot topics. Love a food update. Wendy's, the new Frosty Toys. Oh. Oh, yes.
Starting point is 01:53:28 October 8th. Why is everyone worried about the employees? It keeps getting this. Oh, my God. The poor employees on October 8th. What does that mean? Is that like a reference to SpongeBob that I don't know? There's going to be stampedes coming.
Starting point is 01:53:38 Actually? No, I don't know. You love SpongeBob. I've never watched SpongeBob. What is it? Krabby Patty? I know it's from SpongeBob. Well, first of all, I don't think it would be a burger. I think it would be like
Starting point is 01:53:46 a chicken sandwich. No, if like Mastro's did it, it would be like a crab cake. Is that what it is on Spongebob? A crab cake? No, but I would think that it would be a Krabby. A crab cake. I thought the owner's name was Krab, Mr. Krab. It is. That's why they call it a Krabby Patty. But if I was like a chef...
Starting point is 01:54:02 So he wouldn't serve himself. He's not going to serve himself. I guess. Like his own kind. But how are they getting the beef? Underwater. Team. I don't know.
Starting point is 01:54:11 Anyways. Maybe it's not real beef. I'm curious how though they're not going to have any kelp sodas. Do you know that's a fact? What? That they're not going to have that? I don't know that for a fact. Maybe they are.
Starting point is 01:54:21 All I know is that they're having a pineapple, mango, vanilla frosty, and the Krabby Patty with this Krabby Patty special sauce. What's the special sauce? Never know. Mr. Krabby's people like locks up. Is that what it is? Yes. I just never got Spongebob.
Starting point is 01:54:35 I never understood it. So you like Spongebob, but you don't like Ethan Slater? Yeah, exactly. Because I didn't know about Spongebob. Well, most people that watch the show didn't watch Ethan Slater on Broadway. And yeah, a, a lot of SpongeBob fans aren't really watching Broadway, I don't think. They should. Well, I do, but. I know, I love SpongeBob.
Starting point is 01:54:54 Are you excited to get it? I am so excited. I am going to get it. Should we go get it together? Okay. You want to have a date? I don't know. You never want to do stuff with me.
Starting point is 01:55:04 First of all, always. I'm always the one that, look at? I don't know. You never want to get, do stuff with me. But it's not always. I'm always the one that, look at that face, you know. I always am the one that makes plans, organize things, date girl nights.
Starting point is 01:55:10 I know, but you know why? Because I'm not doing nothing. I'm stamping Patreon envelopes and shipping out merch. Well, you need to eat. You always make this excuse, like, I have so much Patreon.
Starting point is 01:55:19 I'm like, okay, so you don't eat for an hour of the day? Like, you can't go out for lunch for like an hour? Like, nope, too busy stamping my life away over here. No, no.
Starting point is 01:55:28 I mean, yes, I am busy doing that. But I don't know. Okay. I just like to be home. You're allowed to just do what you want. But I can go out too. If you tell me, the thing is you gotta tell me in advance.
Starting point is 01:55:41 Like today you're like, oh, actually can you do. You gotta tell me in advance. You're the one last minute who's like, oh, you wanna get it now at three o'clock? I'm like, okay, eat at noon, eat at six. Like today you're like oh actually can you do You don't have to tell me in advance. You're the one last minute who's like oh you want to get it now at 3 o'clock. I'm like okay eat at noon eat at 6.
Starting point is 01:55:48 And you're always like let's go now to Laura Fish House at 3 p.m. I'm like well give me a day in advance. Oh you mean are you talking about after the podcast last time?
Starting point is 01:55:56 No we did last time. What are you talking about? We went to Marmalade. I know but I don't know what you're referring to. You know. Remember one time she's like oh do you
Starting point is 01:56:02 want to go to Laura Fish House? And I was like well you tell me at like 24 hours. Like tomorrow I can't. You're like do you want to go to Laura Fish House? And I was like, well, you tell me at like 24 hours. Like tomorrow I can. You're like, no, I want to go today.
Starting point is 01:56:07 Oh, but you can tell me to come 45 minutes early an hour before I... Yes, because you've already planned to go. All right. Well, I see how that is. Wendy's also has a fright,
Starting point is 01:56:17 a little like, a little Frosties, frightful Frosties as they're like... Does it have like red stuff on it? Yeah, they're kind of little scary faces.
Starting point is 01:56:24 I'm so excited. I'm going to go crazy with Halloween this year. You are? Last year I was not feeling. What are you going to be? Like I felt like I had just taken down my Christmas decorations and I didn't. Get in the vibe. But usually I go all out and I usually like to be the cool house and I have like a little whatever.
Starting point is 01:56:42 But anyways, I don't know if I'm going to be handing out candy because last, like maybe three years ago. Yeah. It's not. There was some kids that rang the door at 11. And I'm like, okay, that's just scary now. Well, you got to shut off the lights. My lights were shut off.
Starting point is 01:56:56 Well, that is scary. All of them. No, Halloween's scary at that time. We don't have even trick-or-treaters in our area. I think there's only like a dozen of streets now. Even your area like is not really trick-or-treaters that much. Really? I don't think it's like.
Starting point is 01:57:04 But it's not the streets people go to with like, oh, the lights and the bigor-treaters that much. Really? I don't think it's like, but it's not the streets people go to with like, oh, the lights and the big candy bars. in the community, but anyways. I don't know if I'm gonna hand out candy.
Starting point is 01:57:11 I don't know what I'm doing, but I am definitely going to, and everyone always loves my decorations, and I love being that person. Are you gonna dress up? You should do a little photo shoot. You should do a little
Starting point is 01:57:20 Halloween photo shoot. Who are you gonna be? I don't know who I wanna be. Oh, so you just wanna do the decorating. Give me some hot, hot ones. British hens. No. That's what little Halloween photoshoot. Who are you going to be? I don't know who I want to be. Oh, so you just want to do the decorating. Give me some hot ones. Bridgerton.
Starting point is 01:57:27 No. That's what we're going to be. Of course. Bridgerton, Wiccan. Wiccan. We're going to be that too. Well, that's the thing too. You always take all of the hot ones.
Starting point is 01:57:35 Well, you can be a part of it. You can be with it. You can also be it too. Who can I be? Anybody you want to be. Do you want to be Glinda? You can be Glinda too. No.
Starting point is 01:57:44 Yeah, but there can be two Glindas. There can be two Glindas. There's going to be a thousand Glindas this year on Halloween. I'm sure there can be two. See, and that's what I don't want either. I want to be like, you know. I honestly. You can be the goat.
Starting point is 01:57:54 I never ever do this, but like, and I don't go to Comic-Con or anything, but I would absolutely get a costume made of a Fortnite skin. Ooh, which one? So I love, I think it's Glum Bunny. Is it the pink one that you showed me? Those are the pink. And there's Crystal. That's another pink one.
Starting point is 01:58:11 But they just came out with a new skin dolly with like their Fortnite. It's really cute. What is it? The Fortnite what? It's like the logo. Fortnite crew pack. But no, it's got the llama, but like it's a scarf and like a cute guff jacket with like cute little boots and yeah, I don't know.
Starting point is 01:58:29 That's actually so good. That's so you're up your alley too because you love gaming. Like you do love, like when I was saying. I would absolutely pay for someone to like create cosplay with me. I know lots of cosplay. I know a lot of good seamstresses. Well, and I might hate you a lot. It depends on what kind of like you're looking for.
Starting point is 01:58:40 Like different folks for different strokes, right? Like some, there's this girl in Chicago who does like really good form fitting stuff that I love and she always gets it. She's the one that does body suits on me and she's really good. We have Eddie here who's local. Michael Philpott of course. Oh God I wouldn't. I should just try and do it myself. I would love to make a Freddy Fazbear real life.
Starting point is 01:59:00 Oh. Not for me to wear but to have. In your house? Yeah. First of all you're so scared of that stuff. Oh. Not for me to wear, but like to have. In your house? Yeah. First of all, you're so scared of that stuff. No. We have Sam from Trick or Treat.
Starting point is 01:59:10 That's scary. That one is terrifying. Mom loves him. I think Mom would probably be scared this year if she saw it. Last year she didn't like, no. We don't put the spooky one up.
Starting point is 01:59:18 He is spooky. He is being a spooky. No, he doesn't. He looks like a little scarecrow. That's scary. No. I mean, that movie was scary remember we watched it
Starting point is 01:59:27 one Halloween although if you guys are gonna come trick or treat I better not put my spooky stuff out you can we can no she's gonna be scared
Starting point is 01:59:34 she's interesting sometimes she gets scared I don't know how it's gonna be either like going to Disney like is she gonna be scared of the characters or she's gonna like them
Starting point is 01:59:40 like I don't know I guess we'll see god I hope she doesn't inherit my little you're scared of characters that's why I was like maybe she will, I don't know. I guess we'll see. God, I hope she doesn't inherit my little... You're scared of characters. That's why I was like, maybe she will be. I don't know.
Starting point is 01:59:47 No, let's hope not. But anyways, okay, back on the food topic. October 8th, date? Yeah. Okay, but then Taco Bell. Mountain Freeze gelato. Baja Blast.
Starting point is 02:00:01 It's Mountain Dew Baja Blast, right? Yeah. Yes, Baja Blast gelato. Did you get Blast nailed it right yeah yes Baja Blast gelato did you get it no it came out yesterday it looks a little
Starting point is 02:00:07 I think it comes out today I mean yesterday no but it actually came out two days ago if we're going from Thursday it came out yesterday Tuesday I saw that puppies happen
Starting point is 02:00:16 through the drive-thru on the app is this going on Friday it's going on Thursday but it came out on a Tuesday today we're filming on a Wednesday this is all very confusing no yesterday I thought it came out on a Tuesday. Today we're filming on a Wednesday. This is all very confusing. No, yesterday.
Starting point is 02:00:27 Wednesday, yesterday. No, Tuesday. It came out Tuesday. Gotcha. I'm living in the future right now. Well, technically the past, because they're watching this on the 5th. So you're living in the past. But currently you're living in the future.
Starting point is 02:00:41 Right, right, right. Okay, well, anyways, that was my food updates for the. Wait. Are you going to try it? We should have gotten that today. You know what's so crazy? I just don't love a Baja Blast moment. You are crazy.
Starting point is 02:00:54 Oh you like them? I do. Because Jelly Bean Sweets got me on it. When we eat the grilled cheese burrito I always get a Mountain Dew Baja Blast. Do you do the thing like she does? Oh yeah. Do you? Have you done it?
Starting point is 02:01:01 Oh no. We should have done that challenge today. I can't. Like physically you can't or you just don't want to? I just get the sensory. I don't like it. Oh God. I love it so much. Oh yeah. Do you? Have you done it? No. We should have done that challenge today. I can't. Like physically can't or you just don't want to? I just get the sensory. I don't like it. Oh god. I love it so much. I love I literally was so scared to do it in front of Moses. I was just going to like really disgust you for a minute.
Starting point is 02:01:13 Did you do the whole trend? Yeah. I even put the sauce on it. Eating this in front of my husband. Yeah. I did it. You didn't see it? That's like 10 million views. You post a lot. Sorry. I do post. But you know what? I put the cheese sauce it's like the cheese sauce that you put
Starting point is 02:01:26 yeah yeah yeah oh my god the grilled cheese burrito is so good and she gets double everything can I just tell you I tried it not that great
Starting point is 02:01:32 yeah I actually like don't like their food that was the one thing that I like it's so good it's like crispy and cheesy
Starting point is 02:01:40 oh okay I guess we won't be doing that one no I do like um we should get the I don't think you get it on postmates I think you have to get doing that one no I do like we should get the Baja Blast I don't think you get it on postmates I think you have to get it through the app
Starting point is 02:01:48 I don't know we can look though cause we could have that for our dessert well yeah no I didn't like it but Taco Bell breakfast is really good not a fan I'm just not a fan of Taco Bell in general but their grilled cheese burritos sold me for sure there was something else coming out at a fast food
Starting point is 02:02:04 oh they had the pink frozen lemonade at Burger King, which I didn't have when I went. There was something else. The banana pudding at Chick-fil-A. I follow Snack-O-Later. Shout out. Chubu was down. Chubu has quit the building. And Snack-O-Later, you follow them on Instagram?
Starting point is 02:02:17 I do Snack-O-Later, but I didn't even tell you because I wanted to be the one to tell you stuff. But you found the secret. I found it. I found you. When I saw Chubu went down, I'm like, how am I going to find my fast food? I don't even know who Chubu is. Chubu was the original blog about it. Snackalator gets all the inside information from all these people.
Starting point is 02:02:34 He's like, guess what's coming this week. I know. I'm like, how do you know all this? Who's leaking this to them? You know there's crumble leaks. People know crumble for the next year. Like with the cookie combination. Did you see them?
Starting point is 02:02:42 I love crumble. The new ones coming out? Which one? Beetlejuice? Crumble? No. out? Which one? Beetlejuice? Crumble? No. Food still. Food still.
Starting point is 02:02:48 Yeah, Beetlejuice is at Crumble this week. No. Next week. Food still. No. It's a brookie pie, cherry cheesecake, orange square, and brownie sundae. Oh, you're excited about all those? I wasn't that excited about them, but.
Starting point is 02:03:02 Oh. I know it's coming up for the next six months like I know all the lineup there's not one Rice Krispie in there I think they discontinued Rice Krispie the Frosty Frites are so cute yeah those are on Tackle Later too so cute I know I want to get one of those too I love a Wendy's I think that's my favorite at the moment
Starting point is 02:03:17 I love a Wendy's moment the Denny's Beetlejuice was a whack there was like nothing that looked Beetlejuice about it they're like here's some mozzarella sticks that kind of look like teeth I was like okay and why teeth like what does that have to do with Beetlejuice was a whack. There was like nothing that looked Beetlejuice about it. They're like, here's some mozzarella sticks that kind of look like teeth. I was like, okay. And why teeth? Like what? What does that have to do with Beetlejuice?
Starting point is 02:03:29 Creepy spooky? All together creepy? Scare skeletons and shivers down your spine. Oh, it was exactly that. What's the one Jeff loved from SNL? What was that one? I'm David Pumpkin. Oh, God.
Starting point is 02:03:45 Do you know that one? Did we watch it? Do we know that one? I'm David Pumpkins. Oh, God. Do you know that one? Did we watch it? Do we know that one? I remember us watching something. Oh, my God. I'm David Pumpkins. And then they're like, yeah. Because I think we did kind of like you made a play on that or something.
Starting point is 02:03:59 Did we? Yeah. Oh, my God. Like you were like, I'm a baby pumpkin or something. Oh, we did do a baby pumpkin. I don't know what that was from. I don't think it's from david that's not david we definitely did baby pumpkin yeah i love david pumpkins maybe i'll be him i mean i think that is like they make that suit and stuff like that i think they make it nbc studios like where we did our video
Starting point is 02:04:18 i always talk about this every time feller 8h or whatever it is i think jimmy found the clip a couple hot topics ago because I always talk about it. I'm like, find the clip where I'm the guest. And I was like on one. And you were the announcer. You're like, everybody, Trisha, greatest. Why am I up here? It's because my sister made me do it.
Starting point is 02:04:34 That's why. I'm not good at improv. You killed it. And mom was a trumpet player or something. Was she like in the triangle band? Yeah, she crushed it. Oh my gosh. Talk to a girl. She's getting talk to a
Starting point is 02:04:45 her own podcast signed with Jake Paul really I hate that she's like going with the guys like look at first I was like oh talk to a
Starting point is 02:04:52 she doesn't want to listen it's kind of her brand I don't think so though I feel like talk to a is literally I get it
Starting point is 02:04:59 but she doesn't want to be the talk to a girl and when she went on Bill Maher did she say that yeah she's like I don't want to be known
Starting point is 02:05:02 as talk to a and I was like she went on Bill Maher and he was so weird? Yeah. She said I don't want to be known to talk to him. And I was like well She went on Bill Maher. And he was so weird. The HBO? Yeah. Yeah. And he's like you need
Starting point is 02:05:09 to do Korn. And he was like you need to do it this way and you gotta listen to me. I was like oh okay old man like why are you talking to her like this. I gotta feel bad for her.
Starting point is 02:05:15 I would like to take her under my wing because I'm also like all these like weird guys. Even when the Jake Paul conversation with her was inappropriate. I don't know.
Starting point is 02:05:21 I just think like she's getting a little bit taken advantage of. And I know I kind of feel bad. They were like wanting her to come on the show. What's the signing bonus? Her signing bonus? I don't know. I just think like she's getting a little bit taken advantage of and I know I kind of feel bad. They were like wanting her to come on the show. What's the signing bonus? Her signing bonus? I don't know. She didn't come with the details. I don't have a contract. What's the contract?
Starting point is 02:05:32 No I don't think so. I feel like it would have been talked about. I really don't. I bet they're taking advantage of her. I bet like they're unless she's smart and maybe she is. I'm not saying she's not smart. She you know obviously is marketing herself but I do have a feeling like with like Team 10 or something they're obviously taking a big percentage. Is that still what it's called? Team 10 but he was yeah team 10 but Jake Paul signed her and I was like and I remember seeing the podcast with
Starting point is 02:05:52 like Jake and maybe Logan was Logan on I don't know there was a bunch of guys and like a hawk to a girl it was just like a weird vibe and I just like I wish somebody would just like like are you okay girl I hope she's okay is she having a co-host? Because I know everyone liked her friend. Who? I don't know who her friend is. I want to say it was Chelsea. Oh, I don't know. Do you know? Anybody?
Starting point is 02:06:10 Moses, come on. You've been in the original video she did? Yeah, in the original video. She was in the background. And everyone's like, forget the Hak Tua, girl. What about her friend? Oh, okay. Maybe it's called Hak Tua and Friend.
Starting point is 02:06:21 I love the name. The name is so good. Hak Tua? Yeah. I think she could be popular. Brittany Broski started as a meme. So I feel like memes can become something big. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:06:29 Brittany Broski's everywhere. She's on the right carpets. We'll see. Should we get to our hot topic of the hour? Wait. I think I had one more. Okay. Because I wanted to talk about Lana Del Rey's new man.
Starting point is 02:06:40 Ah. The Crocodile Hunter. Or tour guide. I think it's like an alligator tour guide. Close enough. Don't do Steve Irwin like that. Ah, that's right. Rest in peace.
Starting point is 02:06:50 I knew that sounded too familiar. No, Jeremy Dufresne. We're here for it. The alligator, southern alligator tour guide. This is the normie we're talking about. This is the normie that we should date. This is the normie. I'm like, you know what?
Starting point is 02:06:59 I kind of get it. And people are kind of going for his looks. And I'm like, whatever. I know. We talked about it last time. We're all getting older. I was like, oh. Oh, you did talk about it already? Well, just briefly. But we can i'm like whatever i know we talked about last time i was like oh you did talk about it already well just briefly but we can talk about we haven't talked about it oh and i was saying like why do people like not come like you know britney spears date a normal guy never comes for her but then he was saying oh that was like a criminal but also
Starting point is 02:07:15 like it could be a like adjusted criminal maybe he came out and he's like but also the whole point of being a criminal and going into the system and then you come out is that you're rehabilitated. Ah, rehabilitated. Or reformated. Rehabilitated. It sounds like Reformation Program. Oh, maybe that's it. I don't know.
Starting point is 02:07:31 You might be right. Rehabilitated? I think it's me. I have no idea on this one. You get rehabilitated and then Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Starting point is 02:07:38 You become part back of society. Yeah, so why did everyone get a hard time? Like, oh, he's a criminal. I was like, okay, well, he seems to be reformed. I don't know. Well, this is not about bernie okay this is about lana so anyways i guess the daughter found out that they were dating through twitter x yes oh no i
Starting point is 02:07:56 didn't see this oh yeah oh i did and then but then she said that's not his daughter she's like no that's not his daughter and everyone's probably should know i'm not dating him but it's no it's not his daughter oh my god you just jumped to the no part. Oh sorry. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. You go so fast. I'm so bad.
Starting point is 02:08:08 Sorry. No you already ruined it. No I don't want to ruin your story. Oh okay. I didn't know you were getting there. I thought you were like oh the daughter found out but then she didn't.
Starting point is 02:08:16 I was trying to help you. Well no I wasn't even done with the whole story. Okay sorry. Jeez Louise. Anyways so I guess he just touched the microphone and I got all flustered
Starting point is 02:08:26 and it's really not literally it's not a big deal we're all here just okay so anyway I'm thinking about banging buttons
Starting point is 02:08:34 I really need to eat more I did eat a lot before this and I still feel like I should eat more I the daughter found out then she said no
Starting point is 02:08:42 yeah then she said no period that's the end of the story. Hot topics. Great. Moving on. No, no.
Starting point is 02:08:49 I was gonna say, apparently, he just had left his wife of like a lot of years, two weeks prior. That always happens. But I don't know if that's true or what.
Starting point is 02:08:58 Right, and that's what I always say, even with like the Ariana Grande and the Barry Keoghan, it's like, we don't really know the full story. Like,
Starting point is 02:09:03 it looks bad on the outside, but like, and I'm not trying to be justifying these men because hell no, but like, the Ariana Grande and the Barry Keoghan, it's like, we don't really know the full story. Like, it looks bad on the outside. And I'm not trying to be justifying these men because hell no. But, like, you just never know the full story to everything, right? You really don't.
Starting point is 02:09:11 You know, until someone says something. So he, but how recent did he just leave his wife? Like, a year or was it like weeks? Weeks ago. Which, I mean, listen,
Starting point is 02:09:18 I think that's awful. I do think that you can be together with someone for a very long time and they can grow apart. But also, it's Lana Del Rey. That's not how we say it. I know.
Starting point is 02:09:30 You know what? If I was getting let for Lana Del Rey. You get it. I totally. Listen, man. I get it too. I get it too. I leave you if Keanu came in the picture.
Starting point is 02:09:40 I'd be like. Well, I wouldn't leave Moses for Keanu. Husband. I'm not saying you. I'm saying me. I'm saying if I were. Who are you leaving for Keanu though? No Keanu is coming for me. I'm leaving whoever
Starting point is 02:09:51 in the dust. See you later alligator. No pun intended. You're going to be married or whatever with somebody and you're going to be like no I wouldn't actually trade you for Keanu. No because I bet you a million dollars any man would be leaving me for Lana. I don't know if that's true, but I get it. Look, it's, like, a hot take for sure, but I would get it.
Starting point is 02:10:08 Okay, I put it in the perspective of, like, Britney Spears, right? Like, Kevin Featherline, like, allegedly, like, left that situation to be with Britney. Like, he left his kids, you know, Char Jackson, that whole thing for Britney. Right, right. So, it's, like, in my head, and, like, not to say, like, Moses wants this, but in my head, if he did, I'd be, like, I understand. It's Britney Spears. Like, absolutely. Like, you know what I mean?
Starting point is 02:10:24 Mm-hmm. But, like, flipping it, like, I really, truly, and you guys know I love celebrities more than anything in the whole world. Like, I really, like, couldn't see myself leaving. I always say this. Like, for Jonathan Bailey or, well, Zac Efron. Yeah. Or, Zac Efron.
Starting point is 02:10:39 I'll say that. You know what I mean? Like, I really don't think I would because I'm like, and this is not what our marriage is all about, but, like, is Zac Efron going to make me spaghetti and bolognese? Like, no. He's not going to just I'm like, and this is not what our marriage is all about, but like, is Zach Alford gonna make me spaghetti and bolognese? Like, no. He's not gonna just run to the store and make it. I don't know. No offense. He wouldn't make it as good. He wouldn't know the secrets. You don't know. That's
Starting point is 02:10:53 true. Should we try it? Just kidding. No, but even like the weekend, he's traveling for two years on tour, so I'm gonna take care of the kids by myself? Well. Ethan Slater is over doing Ariana Grande. You have a different situation than I do. I'm going to take care of the kids by myself well Ethan Slater is overdoing Ariana Grande you have a different situation than I do I'm free so that's what I'm saying
Starting point is 02:11:10 okay yeah right so if Keanu comes to you it's easy for you to leave someone if you don't have someone like no shade but I'm just saying like it's easy for you to be like it's easy for you to go with Keanu because you don't have the relationship right now but if you have the relationship and the kids right Ethan Slater had like an 8 month old baby no I'm not ever going to have the kids though even if I were
Starting point is 02:11:26 like husband I'd still be like I don't know I love Keanu and Keanu's a good one so maybe that's an okay one because most people maybe I can have that conversation before this even happens like hey by the way if Keanu ever comes for sure let them know I mean he wouldn't because he's like a mature man
Starting point is 02:11:42 he likes mature women love that for Keanu age appropriate he's not going mature man. He likes mature women. Love that for Keanu. Age appropriate. He's not going to take someone that's already in a relationship. Just letting you know if that ever becomes an option for me. I'm going with the latter. I think I could have thought about it. Right.
Starting point is 02:11:54 Yeah. And I think it's like before. But even if you don't have that conversation, I think that anyone would be like, yeah, I totally get it. I'm going to be really salty about it. Yeah. And it's kind of messed up, but like I could get it. I get it. I understand.
Starting point is 02:12:08 Would you get it? No. I'm going to leave you for Kate Bush. You've spoken into existence. Once you have kids. It's different. No, for sure. The love you have for your wife and for the kids grows so much that I don't think anyone
Starting point is 02:12:25 can compete with that. There's no competition with that. But if I was like, oh, I'm actually- Although I don't think every man in America thinks like that, but okay. No, for sure. And if I was like, but I totally get what he's saying. Like if I was like, oh, the weekend wants to marry me, bye. Would you like get it?
Starting point is 02:12:36 Or would you be like, that's weird? No, not for myself. For myself, I would get it, but not for the kids. I wouldn't get it for the kids. Right. Like I don't think the kids would get it. Dang, that hits. But I don't have any kids. That would be crazy like here's your imaginary husband i see that more for sure if there's like no kids involved yeah but to be whatever so people don't
Starting point is 02:12:54 come for us like we don't know the situation either like there could be maybe there's a relationship or something i'm saying me personally i would get it if my husband left me me too i would get it for sure 100 i'm going to be not pissed about it though. I'm definitely. I'm going to be making a TikTok for you. I don't know if I'm even going to be pissed. No I want to get my clout. That's what I'm saying though. But Lucky Smith. Nara Smith's husband. He has a baby mama
Starting point is 02:13:15 who makes TikToks about Nara Smith being like well at least I know my kids are well fed over there. She's kind of like slaying with it. She's kind of like I kind of love it. Like seeing my kid's stepmom like slaying. You know Nara Smith the one who makes it from scratch. Yeah yeah yeah. I know. So she has a kid a kid with like i don't know who the first baby mom is no oh yeah she's like another person lucky smith had a baby with this woman when he was 18 and she was like older like in her 20s they have a baby so the baby goes over to nara smith's house because obviously lucky's the dad and she's like well at least i know my kids are she makes tiktoks
Starting point is 02:13:38 about it makes it cute so i think if moses left me for britney spears i'd be like it's kind of a slay but also can like i come hang out with you? Right. Like, my kids are going to go over. I have to meet you. I have to meet you if my kids are going to be with you. Yeah. You know what I mean? That's just part of the rule. Yeah, that's what I think. And also, I used to live at Mariner's Village, too. Is that where Britney Spears lived? No. Lana Del Rey
Starting point is 02:13:58 has a whole song called that. Oh, really? At the Mariner's Village Apartments or something like that. In Marina? Me. Jane the Virgin is filmed in Marina Del Rey, and I always see the apartment buildings in the back.'s Village Apartments or something like that. In Marina? Me. Jane the Virgin is filmed in Marina Del Rey, and I always see the apartment buildings in the back. You knew? How do you know that?
Starting point is 02:14:09 Because I've seen a few episodes of that. Love it. You should watch it from the beginning. It's so fun. You're going to just fill my time up with shows that I don't want to watch. Jane the Virgin is actually a slay. Like, Bridgeton you may not like, but Jane the Virgin's everything. I've never watched Jane the Virgin either.
Starting point is 02:14:21 Justin Baldoni's in it. And it films in Marina. It's supposed to be in Miami, but you can see all the Marina locations are always in that like Cheesecake Factory circle because they filmed at the Ritz Carlton can I just tell you I missed that yeah it was fun I know I was just thinking about that too well we can talk about this on Patreon but okay oh yeah we have a Patreon
Starting point is 02:14:36 to film so actually we should wrap it up with our big story of the day wait we didn't even get to I'm done with the story okay all I wanted to say wait so was it his daughter? Oh, so yeah. Basically, Lana then replied to all of this with a simple no, but nobody knows what that means.
Starting point is 02:14:51 It's very, what's that word? Cryptic. Yes. Well, they do know what it means. It says no, that's not his daughter. Oh. So it's true. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:14:59 Love that. Right, right. Because I talked about it just now. Lana is me. She loves the normies. Yeah. Lana is everybody, honestly. We love Lana. Story of the hour. Oh, right, because I tucked that to small. Lana is me. She loves the normies. Yeah, Lana is everybody, honestly. We love Lana.
Starting point is 02:15:07 Story of the hour. Oh, right. I thought we were wrapping this one up and going to the next one. Well, we have to. We're getting there. Tati's real name is not Tati. That's what I got from it. Tatiana? Tanya. Yeah. But she said it's like, can also be short for Tatiana, even though her name's not Tatiana.
Starting point is 02:15:24 That's like me saying Trisha short for Trisha, but my name's not Tatiana. That's like me saying Trisha short for Trisha but my name's not Trisha. That's like my name is Calista but, okay. Anyways, so Tati. I wanted to be included too.
Starting point is 02:15:32 Yeah, I liked it. You guys, okay, this, okay, first of all, I did listen to the whole thing
Starting point is 02:15:37 and I didn't just listen to snippets. They filmed this February of this year which is like, why did they do that? That's not very recent. No. And Michelle started off with like, this was from a while ago, so there's probably a lot of updates.
Starting point is 02:15:48 I'm like, okay, so why didn't you put it out when it came out? Like, we want to hear it fresh. But regardless, Michelle Fawn asked me to be on her podcast. Not personally, but they did reach out and they're like, do you want to be on her podcast? And I just didn't respond because I was like, I don't know if that's my vibe. But maybe it is my vibe because allegedly she was part of a cult in like 2021 that thought they could heal people that were in wheelchairs. She doesn't still think that?
Starting point is 02:16:04 She might. She also thought that like essential oils can heal right yeah well i thought that's what when you sent that text last night i'm like oh great i've been seeing that oh you know i was like no this came out like hours ago this is breaking news no i don't know she seems actually normal and like well adjusted normal although she did say she might have taken five hours without peeing and i was like that's weird like don't blame your bladder but i've only been sitting here for two hours i'm like how are you doing okay oh that's weird. Like, don't blame your bladder. I've only been sitting here for two hours. I'm like. How are you doing?
Starting point is 02:16:26 Okay. Do you want to go? No, no, no, no, no. We have a half hour. Are you sure? We're going to bust this one out. If you have to go, you should not hold it for a half hour. I'm fine.
Starting point is 02:16:34 Anyways. So Tati, Tati, Tati. Who I'm just being familiar with this year thanks to our Dramageddon series on Patreon. They did very well. Everyone loved it over there. I had never gone into Dramageddon. I was going through my own Dramageddon in 2019. I was in mental hospital. I was in it now. I was loopy dupe. I was just doing everything. I was hiding from my family to see if they
Starting point is 02:16:52 wouldn't think I was dead and if I'd get a text from them. And sometimes I wouldn't. Sometimes I didn't. But also it was just me. I wasn't replying. And they're probably like, that's just Trish. She never replies. It was a wild year. Then I went on tour. And then I got my Lamborghini stolen. Got a house. Rented it. Had a ghost house in it. Had a guy come stay with me got me hooked on drugs but then i was off of it but i was very skinny had blue lips my sister came over everything was smashed and alarms went off and my dad called and like are you alive and i was like i don't know so that was my 2019 and drama was happening so i was not paying attention i was like i have no idea what's happening uh so but we familiarized it did you watch you should watch i'm getting to prepare for this did you watch any
Starting point is 02:17:22 of the drama get ins the bye sister videos any of it no but I am familiar with perhaps we can do that for our Patreon you and I can react to Dramageddon okay I'm gonna react with it to everyone
Starting point is 02:17:31 then I'll react with Moses Holly Madison said she's down I'll be here till 10 p.m. tonight yeah let's do it honestly because it's
Starting point is 02:17:37 it's fascinating it's crazy to watch because everybody was like team Tati and then you know I'm not obviously not a James Charles fan but I was like
Starting point is 02:17:43 okay this whole thing is crazy that's not how I remembered it what I thought everybody was team James well not at first she made the first video being like James is a predator and he she literally calls him that she goes he hits on straight men when then James came with her seat and was like this guy is gay and admitted to it and like sent all these texts to me and whatever anyways there's a whole thing all over these gummies right basically she had her hair and he promoted Sugar Bear hair for Coachella tickets. Crazy.
Starting point is 02:18:08 She was 37 at the time. He was 18. She's known him since he was 17. And she brought that up again. And I was like, okay, weird. Why are you 37 being friends? Anyways. So she went on this podcast.
Starting point is 02:18:18 And you know what? Her opening story, I was like, you know, Tati's a human being. And I feel like she has gone through a lot. She talks about having a traumatic childhood and a traumatic time in her 20s so I was like I kind of felt for her but I guess the main takeaway of this is like you know obviously my favorite part is Michelle Pham being like this is like she goes it was so surprising to see you do drama getting because you're so not drama and I was like like Tati's all it's like me being like I'm not even drama like why do people even associate with like Tati Tati is drama she started drama
Starting point is 02:18:42 getting right she started it she made two videos before James Charles ever responded. What? Who started the thing? What? I think there's some puppeteering happening. Well that's what she's saying. She's saying that. Which I totally after seeing this I do kind of I could kind of see the puppeteering.
Starting point is 02:19:00 There's similarities between one person in the middle of the story between two friends and two friends that you had oh i see okay so she's blaming you're blaming shane so shane and jeffrey she's alleging is that what you're saying that they told this was the this was kind of a bombshell i think that she never shared before or maybe she did in the follow-up the 2020 video but maybe not in these words basically she was saying that she was like so okay so John McKenna comes out 2019 she's against James Charles then James Charles against her then 2020 she flips it and she's like Shane and Jeffrey were in my ear blah blah blah okay
Starting point is 02:19:32 might be true she was saying Shane and Jeffrey basically was telling her you know before the first sister like the for the for their first video was like YouTube basically is like we don't want any socials and James Charles we're gonna de-platform him so she's like I'm going to make this video declaring like I don't want anything to do with him. Didn't make sense because this is before all of the James Charles allegations this is before so it really does sound like a personal vendetta look not to say they wouldn't be that way right like I don't know I mean I don't know I don't know maybe maybe they did maybe they didn't but again she's a she's 37 years old when she makes this. And this is also a one-sided story. So this is all speculative what I
Starting point is 02:20:07 my opinion is. I feel like Shane and Jeffrey maybe haven't said anything about this. They probably don't care because like hello it was like 17 years ago. Yeah and true. And like I would agree with that. Like who cares it's five years ago. And I think the majority of people think that. Also kind of slay that she still talks about it. I'm like girl go for it girl. Write the
Starting point is 02:20:24 book. Write drama again in the book like i would i would buy it you know what i mean but it is funny like how if you're the only one talking right then it just becomes like that's your truth or whatever so i well that's why i wanted to so you're like make clear like there's only one side you've got to hear all sides of the story yeah and i and i don't doubt it i don't doubt that they probably don't didn't like james at the time and again i wasn't in that group at the time like truly i wasn't like 2019 in that group at the time. Like, truly, I wasn't. Like, 2019 is my year after the Vlog Squad. That's where all, like, makeup artists were, like, the main...
Starting point is 02:20:49 Yeah. You are not MUA. No. Although, you know what? Even though you tried. I'm not an MUA. No, but I was in the E! Charlie Wood story about it, even though I had no idea what was happening. And I was like, yes, I'll be on this and give you my two cents. But I really, I did do the deep dive. I watched all of it. But it's like, wait, you're 37, right? And so, and so like i think you know what because the whole thing was weird the video was
Starting point is 02:21:09 weird like no for sure can i just tell you this it gave me mary kay letourneau vibes what no meaning like no no no no no not in the sense of like what she was doing but the way that she was like you know in that one video when she got out of prison, she's like, who was the boss? Who was the boss? It was very like he was the one pursuing the relationship, the friendship. That's actually so true. And that's what I mean by it's like that's really weird. That's what I've been saying.
Starting point is 02:21:41 And that's what I've been saying. Because when I found all this out and she was like admittedly being, he was 16 when I met him, 17 when we became friends. And I was like, and you're 37? Like, truly, I'm not even 37 yet. So I was just thinking, like, this is so odd. Like, I couldn't even imagine a 17-year-old in my DMs pursuing me and be like, well, you're very persistent. I guess I'll be your friend. I guess I'll be your mom.
Starting point is 02:21:59 Like, you know, it's just, like, such a weird thing. And I'm not saying anything inappropriate happened, by the way. Of course not. I'm just saying, like, the. But we've always said this with those kind of saying anything inappropriate happened, by the way. Of course not. I'm just saying like the – But we've always said this with those kind of relationships. They're inappropriate regardless if it's sexual or not because of the power imbalance of just age alone. But also she says it herself. I was more popular.
Starting point is 02:22:13 He was just starting. So there's also that power imbalance. It's like Adam with – or Colleen with Adam McIntyre. I say this all the time. Like just the age gap alone of a 31-year-old meeting up with a 15-year-old in Dublin or 14 or whatever it was at the time. Like, it's just inappropriate even if it's not sexual. You know what I mean? It's just like there's just such a – it's just imbalanced.
Starting point is 02:22:30 It's not – you shouldn't have a friendship with those people. So the fact that she brought that up again and was, like, reiterating he was 17 pursuing me. You're absolutely right. Because I was like, why is this still so unsettling? Because, like, I really try to give her the benefit of the doubt. You shouldn't even have to say anything like that. Yeah. And even when you draw attention to it, that's weird, too.
Starting point is 02:22:47 That's what I'm saying. I'm like, but don't you see, like, you're the adult. You were 37. Like, how do you not see, like, I don't care if he was, like, pounding your door down and being like, please be my friend. Like, you're the adult. Like, what? But she aired him out, like, from the beginning. Right.
Starting point is 02:23:00 And it was over vitamins. It was over vitamins. Which, by the way, he promoted. Like, he even showed. He's like, I promoted these before Sugar Bear Hair. I always did vitamins, which by the way, he promoted. He even showed, he's like, I promoted these before Sugar Bear Hair. I always did shout outs for you.
Starting point is 02:23:07 Like, what? So she's saying like, oh, I didn't want anything from James. Like, I was helping him but meanwhile, this whole video is because he didn't
Starting point is 02:23:14 promote your vitamins because he promoted your competition's vitamins. It was so weird. I'm like, so you did want something from him. Like, it wasn't
Starting point is 02:23:21 a free exchange. It wasn't exchange. It wasn't like a friendship just because you were being nice. It was so bizarre and and i watched him again it made me so angry and i like again never thought i'd have to defend james charles but like they really did like put him in such a bad position like painted him as like this like predator and again this is before everything else came out like the snapchats and stuff like that but really was saying basically he was like gay and knew this guy was straight and was like you know being inappropriate with him when that
Starting point is 02:23:44 wasn't the case and he showed the exchange and the guy was consenting back, was like, oh, I was so shy to say hi to you. And they hung out at the hotel, all that stuff like that. But still, you're 37 trying to drag this, you know, 17-year-old, now 18-year-old down because once again, he's not promoting your vitamins. Like, it's so wild. It was the craziest thing. But also painting him to be a predator and she's like, at my birthday dinner. And in this podcast with Michelle Phan, she's like, you know what?
Starting point is 02:24:08 I haven't celebrated my birthday since. And I was like, oh my God. Girl, what? I'm like, first of all, I don't even celebrate my birthday and I'm only 31, so calm down. Nobody does. Who needs a birthday party when you're this old? Okay? And that's coming from people who are in their 30s. Right. We're there. It's like, she's like, I haven't celebrated my birthday since. And I was like. I'm like, their 30s. Right. We're there. It's like, she's like, I haven't celebrated a birthday since. And I was like. I'm like, oh boo hoo. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:24:27 Also, nobody needed to know this. You put out all this information. You put out the first video. You put out the second video. And only in the second video was she like, I just want this all to go away. I'm like, but you started this. Like, I hate when people are like, yeah, I want it to all go away. You know how you make something all go away? Stop talking about it.
Starting point is 02:24:38 Right. Don't talk about it. And she's like, I just really felt I needed to distance myself because, according to her, like James and Shane were in my ear, these powerful people. And I was like, I should distance myself. And I was just like, nothing even happened. It's the weirdest thing. It's the weirdest logic. It's like I've been told something about you so I'm going to get ahead
Starting point is 02:24:52 of it and just distance myself from you. It was the weirdest logic. What rumors was she talking about that Jeffrey had heard about her? I think it was the YouTube wanting to, like it was going to de-platform him. She's like, oh YouTube was going to cut ties with him so she wanted to get ahead of it. Was there something else?
Starting point is 02:25:06 No. There's rumor mills that happened about her. And I'm like, what did she do? Oh, right. She's like, oh, yeah, they were telling me that they were hearing. Yeah, right. When she first, she talks about first meeting Jeffrey with Laura Lee at Cheesecake Factory. And he's like, I've been hearing things about you.
Starting point is 02:25:21 Yeah, I didn't really get that either. I was just kind of like, I don't know. I guess that people were talking bad about her. I don't know. I was like, maybe James. So she was already implying that he've been hearing things about you. Yeah, I didn't really get that either. I was just kind of like, I don't know. I guess that people were talking bad about her. I don't know. I was like, maybe James. So she was already implying that he was already talking shit about you. Again, it's an 18-year-old. This is why you're not friends with 18-year-olds.
Starting point is 02:25:31 18-year-olds are going to talk shit about you. Like, what? I don't know if James did, but I would just assume if I meet an 18-year-old, they're going to gossip and talk and be immature because they're 18 or 17, which is even crazier. Well, this is why I think that there is a little puppeteering. Because, like, why would you – if this is true, true i don't know i don't know everyone else's side but if he said that the very first time they met like okay well thank you this guy's got my back you've got it
Starting point is 02:25:57 already like this guy's on my side whatever you know jeffrey jeffrey's on tati's side yes but i wouldn't think that if i was friends with someone and like when people told me sh me Shane would talk s*** about me, I was like, that would never happen. Like, what? Like, people I didn't know, like, Gabby Hanna or people I didn't know would be like, oh, Shane talks so much s*** about you. And I was like, absolutely not. He would never do that, right? Like, wouldn't your first thing be like, okay, James is my friend. You're not.
Starting point is 02:26:16 I'm not going to listen to you. So why would she just take that as fact? Oh, really? Like, if someone's like. Because I guess there was a cosigner, Laura, there. Yeah, but if someone I just, like, just met was like, oh, like, Callie's a piece of crap or something. And I'd be like, okay, well, I know Callie, you don't.
Starting point is 02:26:31 So, maybe she wanted to step up in the beauty industry because Jeffrey at the time was, like, blowing up. I think there is a lot to do with that, right? And people, and I think everyone probably was just jealous. I don't know. I'm not in the beauty industry like that. But it seemed to be really, like, catty and cutthroat and all that stuff like that. And he was rising and there may be something to it.
Starting point is 02:26:46 And obviously, when he promoted Sugarberry Hair, she, like, lost her shit. Again, I can't fathom that because, again, at 36, like, the only equivalent I could be is if, like, Oscar was, like, a co-host on Cancelled or a co-host on Impulsive. And it's like, but I wouldn't give a shit. I wouldn't be like, wow, how dare you give them views with your title. Like, okay, that's fine. I don't know. Like, you're 37. Like, why do you care? Like, you have a
Starting point is 02:27:09 large following. Thanks to James. You know what I mean? It's like, it's so odd. Yeah, he's the one that blew up. Even like, Tana, she's like hanging around other podcasters, other people. I don't care. She's helped me so much. Like, I couldn't care less if she helped someone else. Help other people. Like, who cares? So, and it doesn't hurt me. But also, Tatiati did you have any Coachella tickets for him no you did not
Starting point is 02:27:29 no you did sugar bear hair did oh absolutely I would do the same thing I'd be like yeah I would go on any competition on competing like sorry banging buns I'm going with Dave's hot chicken if they're getting me into Coachella if I like Coachella maybe Donny Osmond you know what I mean if they want to get me in Donny Osmond yes natural hot I'm gonna promote you but it promote you. But it's so – and you know Bang & Buns won't give a shit. Bang & Buns will not care. Whatever. We don't have that poll. You know why?
Starting point is 02:27:50 Because I've also promoted Bang & Buns, which James Charles did too. So this is really that situation. It's honestly Bang & Buns versus Dave's Hot Chicken. And I've been promoting Bang & Buns, but they would get it if I started promoting Dave's Hot Chicken for Coachella tickets. But it's just wild, again, how – it's fine to talk about things if you want. Like, whatever. That's your story.
Starting point is 02:28:05 Because she's like, I'm going to say my truth. But I think the constant, like, victimizing, right? Like, you had a large deal in this. Like, you started this. You started the video. Like, there's literally, you try to take James down. He debunked a lot of stuff. You said you were scared for his life.
Starting point is 02:28:18 In Dramageddon, she was like, oh, he was on top of a hotel. And I was really scared he was going to hurt himself. I'm like, so you post the video anyways? She goes, I called Shane. And he said, don't worry. He's too much of a narcissist. Allegedly she said this. He's too much of a narcissist. He would never do it. So she's like, okay, I'll post the videos. I'm like, if you even thought someone might hurt themselves, someone that's your friend, why would you still post the video? Like it's so, it doesn't make
Starting point is 02:28:35 any sense. And they did all this before James did anything. James was reaching out to them. James was like at 18 being like, can we stop? Can we talk? They're ignoring him until finally he gets his all ducks in a row. And then guess what? They're like like can we talk about this offline and everyone's like you know i'm over this drama i don't want to talk about it's like but you started it so you can't say like i'm not about the drama i just want my truth out there when there was no truth in it and you just wanted the drama and you just wanted to well that's what was interesting to me too is that she brought up how many views it got and she's like i never thought it would get 50 million views. That's a yes. I thought maybe 4 million. I'm like, okay. She was analyzing.
Starting point is 02:29:06 That is crazy. It's crazy. And you know what? All those sales went up. Oscar bought it. He said he bought her – I don't even know what it was called. What is it? All I know is Sugar –
Starting point is 02:29:15 Halo Beauty. I just know Sugar Bear. I know. Rock and same. I don't think they're around either. But Halo Beauty like went up, you know? So it's like it obviously was for a reason. You wanted – the relationship with James was transactionalional, meaning you wanted him to promote for you.
Starting point is 02:29:27 And once he didn't, you threw him under the bus. And this is someone that you said called you mom and you looked at him like a son, which is also very strange and weird. But it's like, what? Why would you do that? And she was like, I called him mom. And I was like, you take him. He's all yours. And I'm like, you are so weird, lady.
Starting point is 02:29:39 That was not very mom-like of you to throw your son under the bus. And all speculation and all this stuff. Like, the guy that he was, like, flirting with at the thing ended up being bisexual. Like, he ended up hanging out with James. Like, so all this stuff, for what? For what reason? It was so weird.
Starting point is 02:29:52 And then she comes back in 2020. This is all the drama we had about the Jeffree. And she goes, we should all just, you know, Jeffree's going to make a list of people. And we should all give them grace because, like, it could be lies. So I think she was, like, thinking, like, she was going to get blackmailed with Jeffree.
Starting point is 02:30:04 No list came out. I think she was going through a lot. I think she, I get it. I get that she was like maybe going through an episode or something like that, but also just, it's, it's wild to see on a podcast, but you should always know if someone has zero blame in a situation, if they take zero blame, you're getting really like 10% of the story. Like you're getting such a little part of the story, right? That's why when I do tell my stories and not to say, right, there's always three sides, why when I do tell my stories and not to say right there's always three sides but when I do tell the story I do like to be like I'm also at fault right like I try to say my faults in situations so you can also hear like the full story as much as I can paint the picture but when she takes zero accountability like yeah he was young maybe
Starting point is 02:30:36 I just probably shouldn't have like mentored him or like you know engaged with him and she never well right like do your collab too if you want to create content together, have the parents here, whatever. Yeah. But make your little makeup video and then leave. Yeah, not invite him to your birthday party and hang out and have him do your makeup at your wedding. Like, doing all this, like, intimate, like, you know, stuff when you're, with you as an adult is, like, strange. Especially when you are married. It's, like, it gives me, again.
Starting point is 02:31:00 I mean, it's one thing if you want to hire him to do your makeup. That's fine. Whatever. No, for sure. Yeah. No, there are, like, boundaries and stuff, which obviously they just weren't there because she was, like, he was at our house, he was at my birthday dinner, he was doing all this stuff like that.
Starting point is 02:31:10 He would tell me, open up about stuff, like, and she kind of just used it all against him, like, all the stuff he opened up about, which made me kind of sad for James and then her husband and her, like, basically James made the first video apologizing to Tati and James, her husband. And I was like, this is also very strange. Like, why are you apologizing? And it was just, like, a lot. And then he said, I shouldn't have apologized. I was just like scared and all this stuff like that. But the Michelle Phan was wild. The interview
Starting point is 02:31:32 was wild because it's her first podcast. And I was like, the stuff she talked about, I was like, girl. And she has like an inspiring story. So I think she could have like left it at that or she could at least take him part and be like, you know what? I was the drama. I was part of the drama too. And it's like she – I think she said – I think she said – oh, she regretted having the birthday dinner. She didn't regret the video. She said she regretted having that birthday dinner. She goes, I do regret having that. I wish I could go back in time.
Starting point is 02:31:54 I bet she made so much money off that video. If I put that out, I wouldn't be mad about it either. I would have done like 10 ads. Yeah. I wonder if she did all that back then. She was like – you remember how beautiful she was too? She was beautiful. She had her tan. She had her thing. And she's like 10 ands. Yeah, I wonder if she did all that back then. She was like, you remember how beautiful she was? She was beautiful. She had her tan.
Starting point is 02:32:06 She had her thing. And she's like, you guys. And she was skinny in a good way. I say that as a compliment. Her knee, she was just like hugging her knee. I don't know how people can do that, like hug their knee like this and make it look so effortless. I can't. But it's belly and thigh getting in the way.
Starting point is 02:32:19 But she did look so beautiful. Everything. There's just no way I can curl myself. Do I look small? Should I take one picture? That's my top piece. Hey, guys. She literally had both of her knees up, and they were put together, and they were so tiny.
Starting point is 02:32:35 I was like, wow. For this video? Yeah. Like I said, I've only seen the thumbnail. She looked great, and she was crushing it but um i had more notes on this too but that was oh you know oh she i guess she said she did regret making the video maybe she said she wish she could go back um but also like all the stuff we're saying it's really about that moment in time when we're talking about james you know just that in that one occasion it's not really
Starting point is 02:33:05 like because since then he himself ruined it completely and yeah but it's just because sometimes people think we are defending him i'm like no it's just this moment in time was always two things that can be right i always say this like the drake bell situation like yes you can be a victim and you can also be a perpetrator you can also be someone like it's like a cycle thing right like you can you could have bad stuff happen to you know what I mean but and you could also be a bad person but so it's like me standing up for this one wrong and the reason I talk about it is because I think there are so many like young people out there that would want to befriend their favorite youtuber right even me right there's probably like we meet
Starting point is 02:33:38 young girls all the time like 16 17 year old girls and it's like I never like engage or follow up too much like they'll be like oh come you know come to my house for dinner or you know come to like our prom or something and it's like again it's like all innocent and nice and I get what they want but it's just like it's just that like line that you like just shouldn't cross because you don't want to give people false hope you don't want to have you know even with my fans that are like early 20s I never I always feel bad when it's like you know I'm really nice to them right and then it's like they come out to California like I don't I can't hang out or don't want to hang out. And then it's like, I feel bad and I get it. I get it. Cause I was also that person. And so I think I just repeatedly say this because
Starting point is 02:34:11 it's just like a, not really like a great dynamic to be a part of because it's just without anyone even purposely trying this, it's like a bad power imbalance, like between the age gap alone, right? You like, you just think the older person knows more, but then also when there's more followers, if Tati was established before James and there's already that like weird power imbalance there and of course people can be manipulated so it was ironic Tati's like I felt manipulated when she was the oldest one in this not to say you can't be manipulated by someone younger but you should also be able to like say like oh maybe I don't need to make a video because nothing about James was out already you know what I mean right she's like I was just trying to get ahead of it
Starting point is 02:34:41 but also like share all the details right That nothing happened. YouTube never platformed and there was never talks about that. I was so confused by it and I'm like, Tati. I think I need to know more of the backstory because I really don't. I'm not very. You guys, if you guys want to watch on Patreon, me and my sister. How long is it? We did it in increments. So we watched like the first video. It's like
Starting point is 02:34:59 40 minutes. So we would just have to do it a day at a time. If you guys are interested, let us know because Patreon ate it up when me and Oscar did it. And Oscar like knew about it, but like re-watching he's like, wait a minute. Like it's actually kind of wild to see it all. And like Shane reacting to it in like real time. He's like, oh my God, she's lying. She's lying. Like, do you remember that Instagram live? And then Brylin in the background, like get off live, get off live. But also me, I relate to all this because I'm messy and all this. But that would also be me like, oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 02:35:25 She's like, sometimes we got to just silence this, hold it together, take a little nap, watch some Bridget Chan, like distract yourself. Because sometimes it's just not worth like that impulsive reaction, which we learned from Shane and Jeffrey and everybody and me. I've also been an impulsive reactor online a few times. So I just, it's wild. Perception's reality, though though and Tati is living in her reality of she did nothing wrong. Well, I mean, good on her I guess. I don't know. She
Starting point is 02:35:52 can sleep well at night. You know what? So I did all those videos being like, wow, Tati, you're wild. And then I went on her live because she does live now where she promotes her products. I was like, I kind of want to interview her. I kind of want to know. But then I was like seeing this. I'm like, oh, I don't know if I do. Because I think she's still kind of a little delulu about it all. But kind of do. I kind of want to like know. I'm kind of like, wait.
Starting point is 02:36:09 But like I need to know more questions. Like, you know. But the basic whole chat. What does she talk about on her live? She's like selling stuff. She's like those QVC people that's like selling stuff. Her hair vitamins? No, like something.
Starting point is 02:36:19 She should though. Something completely different. Listen, if you're going to talk about it, bring it back. Yeah, for sure. I think there's the website there. Why talk about it if you're not going to make money off of it? Now she would, actually. Maybe she's going to.
Starting point is 02:36:29 She has a whole Halo Beauty relaunch. I would love her on. So I was on her live, and I was like, hey, girl, I want you on my podcast. So then the whole chat was like, Trish is here. Trish is here. Like, go on, Jess Trish. Go on, Jess Trish. So she's, like, reading it, and she's like, okay.
Starting point is 02:36:40 All right, guys. So this product. No thanks. She was, like, reading all the questions, and she's like, this product. And I was like, oh, and then I kind of felt bad. Like I said, at the end of the day, like everyone's like human. And I do feel like she's obviously gone through some, like she seems a little traumatized. Right. As we all are, right. You know? And so I do kind of feel bad for her, but then, you know, this stuff comes on and you rehash it and you bring it up again. And it's just kind of like, it's hot tea. And that, the reason I mean, I would love to ask James Charles
Starting point is 02:37:03 these questions too. Like I would love to just like know like what is what is going on. But I do think James got a lot of early on. And again not to defend James at all. But the whole thing was messy. And I wish I wish they would just own up to the mess a little bit like her. You know what I mean. But Shane Jeffrey. I mean Shane really is just silent. He's just like I'm not saying anything. I'm just gonna be in my little conspiracy corner of the world. Yeah. And that's fine too. Yeah, for sure. For sure. For sure. For sure. What's that from? I don't know.
Starting point is 02:37:32 I just like doing that. You look like Matthew Lillard when you did that. Best of luck ever. He's been married 25 years. I know. I love him so much. He's everything. Thoughts on the top? I didn't really get to ask you. I guess you need to do more. I need to do more research. I'm just telling you face value what I saw.
Starting point is 02:37:47 You blame Shane and Jeffrey. I didn't say that. I said it feels like from her story there's some puppeteering happening. But again, I think that... Now I don't know why there would be. Why would be the reason that Jeffrey and Shane
Starting point is 02:38:03 would want to take down James? I guess because he was popular. They had their palette coming out, their conspiracy and he had his palette that was doing really well with morphe so that's what i was saying like well that's what i had down on my nose i said um do influencers go into friendships just and like get all this tea just to like have that viral yeah i think that's why it was like so toxic, right? It's like everyone, it's like, especially the beauty community, everyone's kind of like using each other, but also like manipulating each other. Because truly, truly what I was.
Starting point is 02:38:32 I felt like that whole era of YouTube, like you were never makeup. You were more like content creator or whatever. It was just a mess. And I just felt like it was very clicky. The whole. Beauty community will tell you that. I think Jaclyn Hill's been doing podcasts too, and she's been talking about how like clicky and like it was very clicky. The whole. Oh. Beauty community will tell you that. I think Jaclyn Hill's been doing podcasts too. And she's been talking about how like clicky and awful it was.
Starting point is 02:38:48 And yeah. That. The beauty community sounds horrible. And they're frightening. No offense. And I'm kind of glad. Yeah. Mikayla's just doing it single handedly by herself.
Starting point is 02:38:54 She's like. F y'all. I'm doing this myself. I'm having my donut. Well she came in after the game. Yeah. And she's just. I'm talking about when it was like.
Starting point is 02:39:00 Oh yeah. Hot, hot, hot. Like. No. It was crazy. They were supposed to have like a reality show. Like it was supposed to be this whole thing. They were the original. oh that's right whatever
Starting point is 02:39:06 happened nothing nothing came to be i know it was it was all messy i wasn't around like that obviously going through my and even shane like i would never say he was like manipulative towards me so like not that he wouldn't be i could see it for sure especially in the beauty industry maybe but like he never was like pinning me against people like oh you shouldn't talk to this person or you should do this you know right we gossiped and talked about people, but it was fun and hard. Like, oh, Strawberry 17. She rebranded. I mean, everybody gossips. Behind closed doors, it's totally fine. Gossip privately. You don't have to make a video
Starting point is 02:39:32 about everything. Or do you? No, you don't. I used to make like 20 videos. If one thing bothered me, I would use like 20 in like 24 hours. I know. I would see them all. Thank God I have children now that keep me busy and I love actually being in my real life, you know, sometimes. It's nice out here, isn't it?
Starting point is 02:39:48 Sometimes. That's why I like you. And I like mom. I feel like you're. We're a dose of reality. It's great. My dad too. Like when he comes up, it's just like, oh, these people have no idea what's happening
Starting point is 02:39:55 on the internet and they don't care. They're just like, let's watch Sound of Music for the 20th time. Like, yeah, let's do that. That sounds fun. I mean, sometimes I care. But like, it's not going to affect my daily life. True. And I think that's where the disconnect comes with a lot of these people.
Starting point is 02:40:09 It's like, this is also their daily life. But they're chronically online. Yeah. And they have these, the viewers have these, what are that? Paranormal. Paranormal. Parasomcial. Thank you.
Starting point is 02:40:21 Love a paranormal relationship. Maybe a paranormal relationship with you. I have no idea. Don't have a paranormal relationship with me when I'm dead. I would hate if people were like, here's a box to get in it or some s***. And in the afterlife, have you seen the YouTubers do that? Like, here's a box. Come in the box. Again. I think
Starting point is 02:40:35 a lot of these people need to touch grass a few times. No, and I was one of these people too because I didn't have a life for so long and I was chronically online and anything, like if Gabby Hannah made a video or a tweet about me, I was like, there's 20 videos I need to tell you right now how I feel. I was so angry. I don't even know how time how you have time still to do all of these apps at once.
Starting point is 02:40:51 Oh well you know it's not as hard as people think. I put up one TikTok and I get anxiety about it. Yeah. I love putting up TikToks just endlessly. Like I just I know I love to put it out there. Not once doing well putting up another one. That was you. And they all fail.
Starting point is 02:41:03 Like I was doing one yesterday that all were, like, 40,000 views. I was like, whatever. Just keep it up. Flop Tropica over here. I love, though. Queen of it. Because you actually enjoy it, though. I love it.
Starting point is 02:41:11 And it's like, you're putting out content that you want to. And you're not hurting anyone with your content. You're just. I try not to be. You like to do it. I think even if I won, like, tonight. What's tonight? Powerball?
Starting point is 02:41:20 Powerball's tonight. Even if I won Powerball, I'm still going to be making TikToks. Because, like, what else do you do before you eat? Like, you have to show your spaghetti and bolognese. And it's so fun because every time I do it, Malba calls me and she's like, Mama, sit down. And I'm like, okay, give me a minute. She loves everyone to sit down.
Starting point is 02:41:34 She needs to, I know. She has this like sense of, she knows when she's filming. Yeah. The second she starts filming, she knows, oh, Mama Cheese. She calls it cheese. And she runs. Yeah, I know. And she runs.
Starting point is 02:41:43 No, no. No cheese. And I was like, can Mama Cheese, you don't have to be on camera. Can Mama Cheese? She calls it cheese. And she runs. Yeah, I know. And she runs. No, no, no. No cheese. And I was like, can Mama Cheese? You don't have to be on camera. Can Mama Cheese? Like, no. I love that, though. Today she was cheesing, though.
Starting point is 02:41:50 She was cheesing. But it's all fun, you guys. Yeah. Until it's not. And don't take it too seriously. Yeah. I mean, there are some serious stuff. I don't think this is serious, the tati.
Starting point is 02:42:02 I don't know how serious it is. I think it's not serious i think only the people involved can know the yeah but i want so much time has passed like does anyone care i do well you care i'll watch it yeah i'll give my input it's so funny to watch in hindsight when things are so far removed from it because it is actually so unserious like the way she's like and you did it at my birthday party. It's like, girl. And I was like, wait, I remember that one. I remember.
Starting point is 02:42:28 Because I can see clips and stuff like that. Like just give me the cliff notes of the whole thing. When she's like, in balls. I was like, was that what she said? And I was like, yeah. Oh, because you told me I sounded like her. What did I say? You said something like that.
Starting point is 02:42:39 I don't remember. That was last podcast. Your podcast is called I Don't Remember and I love to guess on it. Oh my gosh, yes. I don't know. I don't know. That was last podcast. Your podcast is called I Don't Remember and I love to guess on it. Oh my gosh, yes. I don't know. I don't know. Me too.
Starting point is 02:42:49 Okay, guys. Join us after the break. Bangin' Buns will be here. Yay. Well, I've only had it left over and it's still amazing. That's it. Oh. And some people can sit here and some people can stand here.
Starting point is 02:43:13 Or is that weird if I'm like in the middle? No, you're going to look so tiny. That's why I went back. I was like, ask me. Forefront. If I'm in the footfall. Are they tall? Yeah.
Starting point is 02:43:22 Mm-hmm. I feel like there's celebrities coming. They're here. I mean, this is so much. I feel like there's celebrities coming. They're cheering! You're making me nervous. Keep going all the way. Look who's here! Yay! Oh my gosh!
Starting point is 02:43:42 Oh my god, they're all here! Look who's here! Yay! Oh my gosh, they're all here! Come on in! Look who's here! Oh my gosh, they're all here! Come on in! Oh my gosh, this is so exciting. Hello, thank you so much for bringing the food. Oh my gosh, we can put some here. We're going to do a picture with the food.
Starting point is 02:43:58 You can sit there. Look at all the food! Oh my gosh! Some people can sit, some people can stand. Do you guys want to like, I'll hold some of the food and maybe you guys can, I want to get some pictures. Yes. Okay.
Starting point is 02:44:10 Oh my God. This is so exciting. Okay. The pictures. Yay. Can you pull this thing back just a little bit? Yeah, you can pull it back. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:44:18 I was saying you guys filled something earlier. Oh my God. We have to do that. It's so freaking, so cool. It's smaller in person. That's why we're all going to crowd in here, but it's cute. Okay. Yay. All right, here we go. Three, two's smaller in person. That's why we're all going to crowd in here, but it's cute. Okay. Here we go.
Starting point is 02:44:27 Three, two, one. Fantastic. And bags just a little bit higher on the top. There we go. There we go. Got it. It's like a sponsored post right now. She's been hyping you up all day.
Starting point is 02:44:38 I'm so excited. I've only had it left over. She had leftovers. She had the leftover thing. Yeah, we can put it on the quiz. But it was amazing still. Yeah, no, this is the one food that like, and we were telling him too. He's like, who's at Dave's Hot Chicken? I was like, no, it's Bangin' Buns.
Starting point is 02:44:49 Like, what? Dave's is actually the most overrated. Like, why are we talking about that? Yeah, I know. No slander, but we do love Bangin' Buns. Hi, how are you? Good to see you. Okay, so Sam, Nick, and?
Starting point is 02:45:00 No, Nick has school. Okay, and? Sam, G. G? Gary. Gary. I don't think we've met in person. I don't think so. So Sam, G, Gary, Nick has school. Okay. And Sam, G, and then Gary. Gary. I don't think we've met in person. So Sam, G, Gary, Nick is.
Starting point is 02:45:09 Yes, we met. The first time you came. Yes. And you gave me the free banana pudding. Oh, yeah. We have a microphone. Yes. Oh, my gosh.
Starting point is 02:45:16 It was so nice. I love it, though. I love that you didn't even know. And you still were like, here's free banana pudding. And I was like, thank you so much. And now I have free food for life from you guys. All right. Yeah, I found that out.
Starting point is 02:45:24 We rolling? We've been rolling, right have free food for life from you guys all right we rolling we've been rolling right okay all right you guys we have the icons the legends themselves the boys we're calling you the bangin bun boys yeah yes I love it it's the best food ever did you guys come up with these recipes I have a microphone so you guys can whoever wants to share it uh go off with it Sam where we actually did come up with the recipes, and we did it all in Gary's backyard. So his backyard's a mess. His mom hates every time we would go and cook there, because the whole floor is filled with oil, right? The fryers.
Starting point is 02:45:54 No way. But that's where we kind of... Oh, my gosh. Yeah, because we practiced for like two or three months, you know? So we had to keep doing it and doing it, and then she was the one that had to clean it up. Oh, my gosh. What a good mom, though.
Starting point is 02:46:05 We were still young at the time, 18, 19, you know? That's wild. We were 18 after ourselves, yeah. Oh, we're still iconic, though. If my kids were cooking, I'd be like, absolutely, I'll clean up whatever. That's amazing. Were they eating the food? Did they get to eat the food?
Starting point is 02:46:16 Yeah, everyone, the neighbors, you know? Everyone tried it. The whole neighborhood. But where did it come from? Where were you like, we want to cook the best hot chicken in the world? Where did it come from? None, where you're like, we want to cook the best hot chicken in the world. Like, where did it come from? We, none of us were in the culinary background. So none of us had an interest in cooking food and going into the restaurant business.
Starting point is 02:46:32 But Nick ate hot chicken. And at that time, it was fairly new. You had people like Howlin' Race popping up, which brought it from Haiti Bees. And then people like Dave's Hot Chicken were bringing it up. So he tried it and really fell in love with this food and was like, this is something
Starting point is 02:46:46 that we could do. And then he asked us and we're best friends. We've known each other for over like 15, at this point, almost 20 years. And he just mentioned,
Starting point is 02:46:56 he's like, you guys down to open up this hot chicken restaurant and we'll just start up in the parking lot and you know, next day, boom, start.
Starting point is 02:47:03 What do you mean? It's a parking lot? We started cooking, first started uh trying out recipes in his backyard and then uh on the street yeah we opened the food stand oh my wait so you're okay so you're on the street so it's like at the table it's like it's like there's a table out there are you you're not in a truck yet because you guys just got a truck so no truck it's just out there cooking yeah oh my god tables you name it yeah. So right out of high school. So how old are you guys? You guys are like 18 at the time?
Starting point is 02:47:25 Yeah. 18 to 20. Yeah. 21. Oh my God. And then. Yeah. Nick was, Nick was 18 at the time.
Starting point is 02:47:31 I think you were 19, 20. Yeah. 18, 19, 20 and 21. Oh my. The oldest of the bundle. You're still in your twenties, right? Everyone's in it. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:47:39 Which is like so wild. Cause I found you guys on TikTok. Everyone's like, oh my God. Like Bangin Buns was like popular on TikTok. Like, it had like millions of views. When I came in, you were the first person I met there. And you gave me free banana pudding that day. And I was so excited.
Starting point is 02:47:50 But I remember I asked for the plate because it wasn't on the menu. The mac and cheese. Oh, yeah. We didn't have it on the menu. Is it there now? Yeah. Are you sure? You know what's funny?
Starting point is 02:47:57 That plate has become so popular because of you. At this point, you could name it Trisha Plate. Oh, my goodness. I love it. Really? With the guys, yeah. It's like an insider, yeah. at this point you could name it Trisha Plate because oh my please I love it really with the guys yeah insider
Starting point is 02:48:09 I love that I always tell people my one friend Tony literally goes there three times a week and literally say it's the Trisha Plate
Starting point is 02:48:15 and he's like no that's weird I'm like no you should say that but originally it was on TikTok that's what I showed you I pulled up the TikTok I was like no but here
Starting point is 02:48:21 here it is and you're like okay got it so it is on the menu now the mac and cheese bowl officially on the menu and it's so funny because you have such a strong fan base i mean almost every day when we open the door some of them are the first ones there yeah i've seen it on tiktok someone's like has trisha come in here and who was it someone was like yeah she comes in here sometimes oh it was gary yeah yeah it was so cute no I live for it
Starting point is 02:48:45 and you guys are so nice to them too because I was like am I annoying that I always am like DMing like I literally called I was like hey this is Trisha could I get some food
Starting point is 02:48:50 not at all we're waiting for your DM because I would post me for real I would post me but it doesn't post me not this way so is there going to be a Bang and Buns
Starting point is 02:48:59 like franchise across the country because everybody wants Bang and Buns yes hopefully hopefully in the near future I don't know about franchise but we are looking to be the ones to own it really like, franchise across the country because everybody wants Bang & Bounce? Yes, hopefully in the near future. I don't know about franchise,
Starting point is 02:49:08 but we are looking to be the ones to own it, so. Really? Like, do you think you'll do it? Because I really do feel like you guys would be like a KFC just, like, everywhere in every city. Yeah, that's kind of the goal. That's the one who's at, but, like, the In-N-Out model.
Starting point is 02:49:17 Oh. You don't want the quality going down. But that's where it is because, okay, I'm not, like, trying to slander other chicken places, but when those became so popular, it's, like like the original ones, those were the good ones, and the other ones just didn't taste the same. Yes.
Starting point is 02:49:28 And I feel like your guys really does. Okay, I have to ask about the pudding too because that's my favorite. Whose idea was the banana bread pudding? Everything kind of is stuff that we found that we disliked, we removed, we liked, that we added. And we came up with the banana, and then obviously that came with the Oreo pudding afterwards. And the banana pudding is just amazing amazing i know i know you love it so much because you always get it so it's like four of them because of you because i didn't even order it and you're like here's some free banana pudding and i was like i don't think i like this and then i was like this
Starting point is 02:49:57 was the best thing i've ever had in my life and i want to say people are copying you guys now i have to say that for real because crumble came out with banana bread pudding in their little cup. I mean, this is just me as a fan saying this. I'm not saying you guys are saying this. And then also Chick-fil-A has a banana bread pudding.
Starting point is 02:50:09 I feel like everyone is... Yeah. Everyone didn't know that. Yeah. And I know it's a thing. I know it's a dessert, but I don't think it's been like what you guys do.
Starting point is 02:50:17 And Bang & Buns, where'd the name come from? Ooh. So we played a lot of video games when we were young and there's this game called Fortnite. We love a Fortnite. We love Fortnite.
Starting point is 02:50:27 Fortnite inspired us with it for sure. I love that. Every part of the map or the little cities they have, it starts with the same letter, and it's always two words, right? You have Tilted Towers and Greasy Grove. And we thought of this word called banging just came up. It was supposed to be banging chicken. We wanted something exciting, yeah, not the generic hot chicken. So banging chicken is like hot because you could call a girl banging and then we were going
Starting point is 02:50:49 to put it not in your traditional uh burger buns but we had this hot dog rolls so we were they're called buns and we're like banging buns fits perfectly because you could call a girl that she has banging buns also it's a it's a very good play on words and it just, it just. It just goes anything is banging. Okay, so that's exactly how it sounds. Exactly how it sounds. Banging Buns is a good name, it's a strong name. It's memorable. Oh, you guys should be in Fortnite,
Starting point is 02:51:14 they should put Banging Buns in there. That would be cool. Yeah, that would actually be so sick. But we still play it sometimes. Do you? We'd love to see our show. Have some time because you guys are like in every location. You're always, someone's always there when I go, like someone's always there, so how do you guys have time because you guys are like in every location you're always always there when I go like a year like someone's always there so how
Starting point is 02:51:28 do you have time are you there every day yeah every day every day we're there whether we went out the last the night before or we're always there I mean I mean you see us when you come it's like I didn't even know you were like we're like the owners until we like googled you my producer Oscar like will do I was like I thought you're just like working there And I don't like our home to like we enjoy spending our time there. You didn't have a little hangout. Yeah, it's like yeah It's our hangout. I mean we grow up together, so it's not really Every day since we're like 10 you have a reality show is there any drama at bangin buns They used to be now. it's kind of calm.
Starting point is 02:52:05 Okay. But we do miss the drama. You do? Yeah, we miss the drama. I feel like if there was a reality show. It's fun drama. Yeah. Like, what kind?
Starting point is 02:52:11 What's the drama there? Or what was it? With managers or employees, you know? Some are a little emotional, then others. Yeah, I get you. You gotta, like, handle it. Just gotta, yeah. It's fun.
Starting point is 02:52:22 I love that. And I love how innovative you are. I love the burritos you guys do. I love the Cinnabon collaboration. Is there any more crazy items you have coming? So we got something very good. Can you say it yet? Yes.
Starting point is 02:52:31 So we're going to do Texas barbecue. Yeah. Brisket. Four briskets, pork, sandwiches. There's going to be a burrito. I think you'll like it. What is it? What's in it?
Starting point is 02:52:41 It's a brisket mac and cheese burrito. When does it come out? When is it out? Honestly's a brisket mac and cheese burrito. When does it come out? When is it out? Honestly, we just did a photo shoot today. Wait till the photos come out, get the menu nice and ready and it's ready to go. Will you send some over? Of course.
Starting point is 02:52:55 I always use it as an excuse when you have a new menu item. I'm like, oh, can I try that? But also, can I have 10 other plates? And they never go to waste. Everyone eats them. My sister gets leftovers. My mom like we always we do it for everyone
Starting point is 02:53:06 so thanks for feeding our family at this point we're feeding Calabasas yeah like absolutely yeah you need to open one in Calabasas because then it's closer that's where it needs this chicken
Starting point is 02:53:14 because there's just not good chicken places around here like that I agree I'm so excited that you guys are here everyone like loves you guys so much I love your TikToks the way your dedication
Starting point is 02:53:21 the way you film them like it's so legit I would never you know it just looks so amazing. We do our best, I mean everything is in house, so everything you see, it's us hands on, working every day, I mean we post a lot, like 15 posts a day through all social media.
Starting point is 02:53:35 I was there today directing it basically. Wait, really? Yeah, we're there hands on every time. It's actually amazing, it's crazy, because on Monday I didn't even order the bangin' buns. We had a guest co-host and she knew your PR person person or something and i'm like do you want me to call them like no i know someone and i was like wait really so it was just like this weird coincidence yeah it was actually so i mean they ordered it because i liked it but i was like but i also know
Starting point is 02:53:55 them and she's like but i know them too and i was like okay banging buns just another cool thing about banging because like everybody like we have a relationship with everybody yeah like no for real like everyone like knows you guys and I'm like it's actually so cool is your restaurant next to you guys open in North Hollywood now there was like a big one next to you guys
Starting point is 02:54:11 that you were gonna open up oh that is still in construction just waiting on some permits but that should be hopefully next year but that's gonna have a whole sit down
Starting point is 02:54:18 and it's gonna it's gonna feel very like actual restaurant and restaurant like a restaurant yeah that's what I think I like, love, because we do love to eat inside,
Starting point is 02:54:27 but it is like smaller, and it's like, yeah. We 100% agree. And parking is a little hard to find, but it's worth it if you want to just drive around to find the parking. Never park in that middle.
Starting point is 02:54:35 Wait, why? Do you get told? I have so many cars that hit each other. You're going to get hit. Your car is just going to, someone's going to back into it. Right. Get your car banged at banging buttons.
Starting point is 02:54:45 Well, I'm so excited. And I want one of these t-shirts. Do you guys make these? Do you sell them? They're so cool. So we didn't bring it on purpose, so we can bring it next time. Oh, yeah. Please come back.
Starting point is 02:54:55 I want to do like a full sit down. When you guys came, when you said you guys were here Monday, I was like, wait, the owners came? I was like shook, because usually it's like a driver or something like that. And I was so excited. I wanted you guys to come on. So when he said it, I was like, okay, we's like a like a driver or something like that and I was so excited I wanted you guys to come on so when he said I was like okay we have to have them back people love you and at the beginning of the show that's all we talked about where you guys were like banging buns we were both nervous we're like oh my god it's like celebrities
Starting point is 02:55:12 and you're like young and cool I think people are just always like surprised to you that you guys are like actual models do you guys sing by any chance actual model no singing Gary plays the guitar oh you do yeah Like in a band? Oh. No, no. Just for fun? Yeah, classes back in the day, you know. Just play for fun here and there.
Starting point is 02:55:30 Oh, so are you good? I hope so. Oh, my God. The many talents. What's your secret talent? I honestly don't know. I have many, I'm sure. You think of one?
Starting point is 02:55:44 I can't. Operating banging buns. Oh, yeah. That's your talent. You have like one? I can't. Operating banging buns. Oh, yeah. That's your talent. You're like. I'm the accountant. Wait, really? Yes.
Starting point is 02:55:51 I do all the tech stuff. Oh, you're good with math. I'm good with math. Excel sheet. Really? Don't know how to do it. My sister does my Excel sheets for me. I'm so confused by it.
Starting point is 02:56:00 It's so magical. You type numbers and it calculates for you. It's amazing. What's your special talent? I guess. You can speak Russian. calculates for you. It's amazing. What's your special talent? I guess. You can speak Russian. Wait, really? Are you Russian?
Starting point is 02:56:10 No, I'm Armenian. I was just born in Russia. That's it. Oh, that's so cool. That's a secret talent right there. I love it. I wish I knew something in Russian. I could talk to you, but I don't know how to speak anything.
Starting point is 02:56:18 Just say da. Da? What does it mean? Yes. Da? Da? I love foreign languages. I don't speak any, but I love all of them.
Starting point is 02:56:26 So I think that's really dope that you can speak that. I love you guys so much. Thank you for bringing all this food. There's literally, did we show it on camera or did we just take pictures? They brought literally so much food. There's like five bags of food here and we appreciate it. Extra sauce, right? Yes, yes.
Starting point is 02:56:39 Love the sauce on the side. My daughter even ate it. We get the lemon pepper for her. The mayo is what we eat. Who's the one that's eating the plain burgers? That's all of us. That's Moses, me, my daughter. I got them
Starting point is 02:56:52 with cheese. The smash burgers are so bomb. Amazing. I'm a plain person. I am a plain person but the chicken is really next level. It's the white meat that gets me. It's really yummy. And never any gristle. Good job on that. Anyways. Alright. Thank you guys for watching. Thank you. All right. Thank you guys for watching. Of course.
Starting point is 02:57:06 Thank you, Trish. Just Trish. Thank you guys for coming. Bangin' Buns, check them out. We love you guys so much. Officials, unofficial sponsor of the show, Bangin' Buns. Yes, yes. Thank you guys.
Starting point is 02:57:14 Big unofficial sponsor. Bangin' Bun boys. Wow. Those Bangin' Bun boys, huh? They were great. They don't even come. They sing so beautifully. they were wonderful yeah they are casted in joseph for sure you guys thank you so much for watching i hope you guys enjoyed it i really do feel like we shifted the energy from the beginning to crying and over literally
Starting point is 02:57:38 a spilled drink to now we're here we're everyone's happy we finished it you can go pee now we have like lively spray you guys check out the extended patreon.com slash just trish we are going to be where everyone's happy we finished it you can go pee now we have Blake Lively spray you guys check out the extended patreon.com slash just Trish we are going to be doing an extended podcast
Starting point is 02:57:49 over there for you guys say hi over there my sister's always checking the messages with us we love you guys thank you for all the support
Starting point is 02:57:56 and we'll see you in the next video bye bye Thank you.

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