Just Trish - Taylor Swift’s OUT OF TOUCH Wedding Backlash? + Trisha Outs the Minions as GAY… | Just Trish Ep. 291
Episode Date: July 7, 2026Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce said "I do" with the wedding of the year, but was it iconic or embarrassing? Plus, Trisha outs the Minions as gay with piping hot tea. And Ice Spice has a wild excuse aft...er getting caught kissing Spider-Man. 💖🪩THANK YOU TO NOCD FOR SPONSORING💖🪩 If you're struggling with OCD or unrelenting intrusive thoughts, NOCD can help. Book a free 15 minute call to get started: https://learn.nocd.com/TRISH 💖🪩THANK YOU TO SEATGEEK FOR SPONSORING💖🪩 Use our code for 10% off your next SeatGeek order*: https://seatgeek.onelink.me/RrnK/TRISH2026 Sponsored by SeatGeek. *Restrictions apply. Max $20 discount 💖🪩THANK YOU TO RO FOR SPONSORING💖🪩 Go to https://www.ro.co/trish to see if your insurance covers GLP-1s—for free. 💖🪩PRE-ORDER TRISHA'S NEW MEMOIR NOW!!!!!💖🪩 https://linktr.ee/trishapaytas_ 💖🪩SUBSCRIBE TO MOSES' COOKING CHANNEL💖🪩 https://www.youtube.com/@mosescookingvideos 💖🪩FOR EXTENDED EPISODES AND BONUS CONTENT💖🪩 https://www.patreon.com/cw/JustTrish 💖🪩NEW JUST TRISH MERCH!💖🪩 https://justtrish.com Subscribe to Oscar!: @oscargracey Edited by @jimmywhetzel https://linktr.ee/jimmywhetzel TIMESTAMPS: 0:00 HALLOWEEN, SUMMER VACATIONS, TAKING DAYS OFF, 4TH OF JULY 10:30 TAYLOR SWIFT WEDDING 25:00 KARLIE KLOSS, BLAKE LIVELY, ADAM SANDLER, MILLENNIAL CRINGE 41:00 TAYLOR HAVING KIDS, OVER EXPOSURE, DAVE PORTNOY 45:00 CATHERINE EBS GROCERY STORE VIDEO, FIREWORKS, KELSE PFENDLER 57:00 WHALES, SHARKS, DOLPHINS, ANTARCTICA, THE TITANIC 1:13:00 EMPIRE STATE BUILDING COUPLE, HELICOPTERS, PROPOSING 1:32:00 TOXIC MOMS, ASHLEY TISDALE SHOW, LUCAS GRABEEL NOT GAY, HSM 1:45:00 ELLE, OSCAR'S BDAY PLANS, GAY MINIONS, NOSTALGIA, DICK VAN DYKE, DAVID DOBRIK 1:57:00 MILLIE BOBBY BROWN WAS A GAY MAN IN A PAST LIFE 2:03:00 GOOSE GAY APP AI 2:12:00 ICE SPICE AND TOBY MAGUIRE, SHARING FOOD 2:19:30 WHAT INFLUENCER SNUBBED TANA FOR PR? Join this channel to get access to perks: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCy2A0jf5lYUYQxi7iKHmHhQ/join Follow Just Trish on Social Media https://www.instagram.com/justtrishpod/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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I'm Kaleisi and that's my dragon.
I feel like that probably didn't go over alone.
I would have gotten the biggest, I get the biggest,
I imagine if I called you my dragon.
Yeah!
How come more people don't talk about that?
Like if I survived a whale swallowing,
I would never shut up about it.
You can release a second book.
Yeah.
That's my whole life.
My movie, my TV show, my podcast,
like why do I never hear about people surviving will?
That's crazy.
It's spooky season here.
Happy Summerween.
It has started.
Jimmy has ghosts going around Oscar.
Who. Mike, where is it?
I wanted to get it this morning.
Michael's has Halloween stuff and it looks so pretty.
There's like sparkly candy corns.
There's a ghost here.
We are.
It is Halloween.
Wait, how did you know that?
How did you know that was where I was going today?
Or was it always there?
The ghost behind you.
No, I just put it today because all weekend you've been sending
his stuff like to go get Halloween decorations.
Wow, you look.
And I was like, what do you mean?
It's not even Halloween yet.
Wow! Wait, thanks for looking because I send you 5,000 things. I'm surprised you've seen that. Wow, I'm in Halloween spirit. It is Halloween. It's Halloween. It's here. Fourth of July is gone. What's next? Halloween. That's what it is according to my kids, even though we have Aquaman's birthday and Malbu's birthday and Moses's birthday before Halloween. But it's a Malbu, Halloween is next. And that's what we're starting. We're going to get a Halloween tree this year. We're going to go full out. It's Elvis's favorite. Shout out dancing fruit for making a Halloween theme because that is her favorite. She loves the pumpkins. She learned how to count with those pumpkins, the little witch strawberry.
she's obsessed with.
So I don't think that's AI either.
I think that's animated, right?
The Dancing Fruit.
I think that's before AI.
Yeah.
So shout out.
Go watch the Dancing Fruit support that and not the orange eating orange, although she does love it.
But because she watches the orange eating orange, she'll take a spoon to Moses and just
start eating.
And I'm like, oh, well, okay, that's kind of crazy.
But anyways, here we are.
Happy, happy Tuesday from the Just Church crew.
July is very quiet around here.
Have you noticed?
Not here, but like town.
What?
Because I go to the gym and it's like nobody, like ghost town.
I was like, what is it New Year's? What's happening?
Oh, T, July 5th, it was empty for me too.
Even last week I went and nobody was there.
We go to movies.
No one's there.
Traffic, there's just no traffic.
I went into Encino the other day and it took like 20 minutes.
There was like last week.
Unless it was just last week.
Mine was like last week like nobody.
Actually, Ari had to go to Anna Anaheim.
Took her an hour to get there today this morning.
I 8 o'clock on a Monday, 8 a.m.
Because I think everyone is in Newport Beach.
Oh.
I don't know, 4th of July, I guess.
Did you?
I know, but yeah.
Okay, I don't know.
But, so you, have you been in traffic?
I haven't left that much, to be honest, but I think it's in, for LA, I think New York, too.
Usually this week, everyone's, like, on vacation.
At least in my office, everyone's on vacation, so I assume that's, like, the norm, yeah.
All my creatives, I was trying to do a music video this month because I was like, oh, I have time this month to do a music video, like,
Seddrich's in France, Andrews in Michigan.
Like everyone's just like gone.
And I was like even Aquaman's
birthday party like everybody's just gone.
I think we have like three people coming because everyone's just like
taking their summer vacations which
I guess I grew up.
Maybe I grew up poorer than I thought because like we never took summer
vacations.
Like we never took vacations.
I was really trying to think about it.
I was like my dad would like drive us to California to come visit him and like
sometimes he put us on like Southwest or something to come out here.
But like we got here and we like stayed in his office and just like slept in
boxes like the whole time.
So I was like wait, people go on like year.
Because even us.
That was your summer camp.
That was our summer camp, just being in a box, which was, I mean, at the time, kind of fun.
But people ask us, too, like, oh, are you guys doing summer vacation?
What's your summer plans?
Like, that's the question.
Summer plan.
I know.
And then, like, we'll go to, like, the lawyer's office on Friday.
And they're like, oh, yeah, we already took our Hawaii vacation.
And now we're going to this vacation.
I was like, damn, while here, really affording it.
Because also, like, us are just like, I don't know.
I don't know the concept, I guess, of a summer vacation.
I've never been privy to that.
I think if you're in a 9 to 5, you get a certain amount of weeks a year that you can go on vacation.
So it's very structured.
I guess school too, like your school.
It's very structured.
I went to school.
I've had 9 to 5 parents.
We have like 3.03 and for us vacation is not having to pack all the bags and travel everywhere.
Yeah, we went somewhere overnight this weekend and just for one night and packing the bags.
It felt like we were packing for a three week vacation.
It was just like a lot.
It has a lot with like bottles and so, yeah, it's a lot.
You take vacations as a kid?
As a kid, our summer trip would be, we'd go down to San Diego and see a place where dolphins, et cetera.
Oh, damn.
Yeah, as a kid, we would always go to San Diego, go to the zoo and then go to the place.
I have to stop saying the place because I keep getting targeted ads for it, like the propaganda, because I talk about whales too much.
So I keep getting targeted ads to go to the place where they keep whales.
and I'm making an oath to myself to stop mentioning it.
But we would go to that place as a kid.
That was your summer vacation?
That's kind of fun.
Yeah, it was always like the end of July, like around my birthday.
Yeah, we'd go there for like three days.
And we do like the zoo, wild animal park, and the other place.
The wild animal park, is that different than the zoo?
Yeah, it's like the San Diego Zoo.
They're in the enclosures and the animal park.
It's just open.
And then, yeah.
And then what?
You just go run around with the animals?
You just see them from a far.
but they do have like a little like safar you can go on where you go in and then they drive you around and you could like feed a giraffe or something you can feed a giraffe a carrot it's actually really fierce.
That's fun. Okay. What one would you recommend in general for people to go to?
I like the wild animal part because it feels I don't know. It's just like it's cool because it's open and everyone's kind of like the animals are just running around.
So it's cool. But San Diego Zoo is also a great zoo. It's like very ethical. They help with like endangered species to like keep them alive.
Oh, okay, this is good to know.
Because Malbu has been wanting to go to the zoo for her birthday,
and I was like, well, let's see if they're ethical.
That's good to know.
The Wild Animal Park, can you sleep over there?
Was there a hotel in there?
Not a hotel.
They do have, like, tents that you can stay.
Sleep in.
Yeah.
I think my dad was telling me about that.
I think Nick Cannon just went with one of his kids' family.
It looked very fun.
Yeah, that was our, we didn't stay in the tent, but.
You didn't?
What did you say?
The days in a hotel circle.
Oh, which one's better?
Like, which ones?
I think the tent is more of, like, the experience.
The elevator.
Okay. Dayson kind of sounds fun though, too.
I guess I'm just not used to a summer vacation, but...
Yeah, T. I...
I'm happy for people going on them. That's fine.
I'm jealous of it.
I realized, too, it was like my vacation days from my 9 to 5, I usually will use, like, if we...
Like, for the R.B. shoot. I'm like, oh, I have to take a vacation day because...
So I usually use it for here when I need, like, a day off if we have, like, an extra shoot or something.
Because I was looking at my days off, I have, like, two.
I'm like, okay, well...
What does that mean, too? What does that mean?
What does it mean?
I have two days accrued, so I can't go anywhere, really.
Like, you can take two days off, though.
I have two days in the bank.
Well, what if you take five days off?
What are they going to do?
I guess I could require, I just, I have two paid days off.
So like I learned that.
Damn, they pay you to take your time off?
Well, it's my, it's side by accrue.
I think you get like one day per month, basically, is how they accrue for us.
They, oh, how many paid time?
How days off do you get?
it depends
they just keep accruing as I
as I work there
like every month I
I basically get like one added to my
my bank my days off bank
oh my god that's kind of cool
does every job get a paid day off
I think a lot of like corporate jobs do
some better than others like some just
you just get like automatically get like two weeks
or whatever ours in comparison
to others I guess
not great but I guess it depends
how you look at it because some jobs get none
So if you get none, it's good, but if you get a lot, it's mid.
I think that's cool.
I didn't know you got paid.
I thought if you just didn't show up, you don't get paid.
But damn.
No, if I run out of days, though, then I would get unpaid.
Oh, okay.
So you can still take time off.
You just don't get paid.
Well, it has to get approved.
It's a whole situation, yeah.
I was going to say that's kind of cool, but also, I guess when you work for yourself,
it's like probably cooler.
I don't know.
Maybe not.
Maybe not, though.
I like the idea of pay time off, too.
Or maternity leave.
Like, I like you get paid maternity leave if you're working for a corporate job
and you get pregnant and have a kid,
they pay you for like six months.
They should pay you for longer,
but the fact that they pay for,
what, three months or something,
that's kind of good, right?
Yeah, I mean,
some places are better than others
because it's, yeah,
it's like an optional thing.
Benefits are,
it's like a spectrum.
Oh.
Yeah, I don't know that much about it.
It sounds cool in theory,
but I don't know.
In theory, with good benefits,
it's great.
Okay.
Because that's why you love your job, right, benefits.
Well, I love is a strong word.
That's a real strong word.
I think one of the issues,
in America is that so health care is so expensive that a lot of people are forced into a job
just to have health care because otherwise they would not be able to afford it.
Yeah, that's some messed up.
It is, right?
That's crazy.
Like, how are you not just making it free?
Isn't Canada like free health care for everyone?
Like it's literally like you literally could just drive up to Canada.
So it's like just translate it down here.
We're not even that far removed.
It is a weird.
It seems odd.
But anyways, happy fourth.
How was it?
Did you celebrate?
Do you watch fireworks?
No, it was really quiet.
I was going to go to Jake Weber's party, but I was, Taylor Swift's wedding really did a number to me.
And then Darien was also like really tired too.
So I'm like, and Jake Weber's party, I didn't realize it was really early.
It was like at 11.
I'm like, that's really early.
11, yeah.
I love to go to that party.
I think if I was prepared, if I didn't have to work the day before, I would have been more adequately there.
It was a hot day, probably a pool party.
It was definitely a pool party.
One day I will make it to a Jake Weber swore.
I love that he keeps inviting me.
Like, I really appreciate that.
I always respond to his invitations.
I'm like, I'm going to try to make it, Jake.
Never stop.
Never stop.
Never stop.
Yeah.
One time it's going to hit.
I want you to go.
Me too.
I want to go too.
So what did you do on 4th?
July 3 was the Taylor Swift's wedding.
What did you do on the 4th?
I had to work more post-Talerswit post-mortem in the morning.
And then just like more stuff that was coming through.
What?
But I didn't see anything.
I saw nothing.
Like I was on social media this weekend.
Like there was nothing to report.
There's no pictures.
There's nothing to report.
Not a sailor marry them, that's it.
There were people going to the wedding
Some statements released about the letter.
I mean, you saw like paparazzi pictures of people leaving
You're like, okay, is that news?
When you work at entertainment news, baby, that's the news.
Was it hot?
Was it hot news?
Hot off the press?
It definitely was the biggest wedding of the year for sure.
It definitely felt like America's Royal Wedding in a way.
Really?
Yeah.
Well, if it was the Royal Wedding, it would be televised
and you would see pictures.
Like Princess Diana.
But there's live streams outside of Madison Square Garden.
Like the AP, the Associated Press was live streaming from like a helicopter outside Madison Square Garden.
Just like watching cars go into the.
So boring.
I saw it.
And I'm like, this is boring.
They get there, the roof over their heads.
It was.
Yeah.
Love it.
Even with that, they'll have an helicopter.
Like, there's literally nothing to see.
I know.
That's what's so weird.
Like you're just kind of staring at a building.
It was funny.
I guess I was stressed out covering it from like the work perspective because it was a,
a lot of unknown, but then once their itinerary leaked,
because they had to apply for all the permits and stuff.
So once they, once it was all public record,
then the itinerary leaked, then I felt better because I was like, okay,
it's definitely rehearsal dinner this day, wedding this day.
I at least know what's coming a little bit, so that helps.
What was the rehearsal dinner, Mads Square Garden?
Same place, yeah.
That's a big turnaround.
Who was cleaning it?
Who, like, got it ready for the next day?
I imagine their staff of like, what, 500?
Mads Square Garden staff?
She actually are.
They're a union stop.
It's a union building.
It's expensive.
Yeah.
I think to rent Madison Square Garden was a million per day.
And they rented it for three days.
This is not that bad.
I think Logan Paul said he spent like $4 million on florals or something for his wedding.
That's crazy.
We'll just wait until here how much they probably spent.
Yeah.
How much?
Well, there's no real numbers yet because we haven't seen the inside.
But it's like based off of wedding experts,
wedding planning experts, they estimate between 10 to 20 million for the whole shebang.
Who was the planner, Mindy Weiss?
No, I think his name was Eric or something.
But he is known for never saying anything about any of his clients.
Yeah, never even heard of him.
He's real private.
Love that.
That's real OK.
That's good.
Yeah, I was really anxious about it.
But then once it started happening, like once guests started like leaving the hotels and going in, it was fun.
It was like a spectacle for me.
Were you worried nobody's going to show up or?
I was just so worried about like, how are we going to do this?
How are we going to cover it?
So all from like the work perspective, I guess.
Like the editing part.
Like what am I even going to post?
Like I just had no idea what I was going to have to work with.
What did you post?
Well, we had three producers for E.T.
At least, we had three producers go to New York to be boots on the ground.
It's so funny.
That's why to me it's so like over the top and dramatic.
People are real mad at her, but I'm like, I kind of expected.
Who are they mad at?
Taylor, they think it's like all too much.
like too much attention it's tacky et cetera et cetera to me it's like kind of funny because
the girl who's been writing about songs about getting married since she was 16 I was like
of course she's going to have the most like over the top like insane wedding because like this is
the thing she literally wrote songs begging for like of course she's going to want it this is her big
moment yeah uh so I expected all the hoopla but it's funny we have like three producers go like
they were at the different hotels where like they knew some of the guests were staying at so
They just waited outside and we're just like yelling at the guests.com.
Weird.
Isn't that weird?
That's kind of weird.
That show biz for you.
Was Cleb Chalamey there?
No club chalemay.
She was shading Taylor.
I was like, girl, I don't know if you're.
Where do you see her?
Twitter.
Oh, she's tweeting and you follow her?
I don't even know if I follow her, but she'll show up in the FYP.
It's kind of like SeaWorld.
Like I talk about it enough that it's, yeah.
Oh, no.
You were doing so good.
Now it's going to hear you.
Oh, my gosh.
Yeah.
Uh, so we had people at the hotel getting video and then, yeah, the paparazzi were kind of everywhere too.
And no one got any of Taylor or Travis.
No, they, they drove in really.
There was some leaks from this, like, I guess one of the workers who worked at Madison Square Garden leaked a short video of the inside to the daily mail.
I think they made, they definitely got fired, but they made at least like 600,000 from the video.
I guess it was worth it.
And I'm like, well, yeah.
This will pay a little more.
Wow.
And we only saw a little bit of the inside where it was just like a garden on the inside with like a lot of florals and trees and stuff.
Okay, that's cute.
Yeah, I'm excited to see what the hell actually went on in there.
I mean, there's a lot of like reporting now because it was a thousand people who showed up.
And obviously a lot of them are going to talk.
And then so we've learned a little bit about what went on.
Who talked?
Everyone kind of has loose lip.
Wow.
My favorite meme.
Everyone, like the Swifties at least,
were very much like the weakest link
because there was no phones allowed.
You had to sign the NDA
and then you had to turn in your phone
before you went in.
Everyone was counting on Selena Marie
who loves to be on that iPhone
and she loves to be posting things.
Everyone's like, Selena, get in there
and leak some photos.
We want to see what the hell is going on.
A little name card or something.
Something, Selena.
And then my, did you see outside?
Like after they got married Madison Square Garden
posted like a billboard that was like just married,
Just T&T.
People were like, mind you, that was
Selena Gomez going into the control room.
I'm like, so real.
That girl, I know.
Did she leak anything?
No.
Was she posted on her way to the rehearsal dinner
in her, like, car?
And everyone knew, she's in New York.
Everyone knows she's dressed in like black tie.
We know where she's going, and she's putting on her
rare beauty lip gloss.
And she's like, going somewhere in my rare beauty.
I'm like, girl, we know what the hell you're going.
Yeah.
Okay, I was a promoing her own line.
Oh my God, that's so weird
Maybe she went to Michaela's
Michaelicon maybe she went
Was that happening this weekend?
She learned
How to be it?
Was that happening?
Was that this weekend?
I don't remember.
Wait, so did she post something
like Benny wasn't there
like when she was here or something
or was that fake?
No, she did post something which I was with Benny right now
but then there was a video of them getting ready
for the rehearsal there together
so I think she was just apart from Beni for like an hour
and then she was there.
As far as I can tell, it's hard to know for sure because, like, there's just some paparazzi photos and videos of people coming and going, but it was a thousand plus people and the guest list was obviously nuts.
So there's definitely more people that we haven't seen.
I don't know if well.
I think it'll be like a year-long venture of finding out who was there and who wasn't there.
I was going to say, is she going to post anything?
You think Taylor will post pictures or anything?
She, I was going to say she has to.
She's probably going to make a book.
A book?
Yeah, really is a photo book, a wedding photo book.
You said you'd think so or no?
I don't know.
I'll buy it.
Exactly.
Everyone's like evil capitalist.
I'm like, I hope so.
I buy it.
Oh, are people speculating this?
People are like, oh, evil capitalist.
She's probably going to sell the movie to Disney Plus and have it at AMC.
I'm like, I hope so.
Yeah, I guess the Swifties would love it.
Yeah.
I'm like, I sure damn hope so.
But when there's a royal wedding in England, I mean, it's the same thing.
They're not.
Yeah.
Televised.
And the criticism was crazy because I was covering it and I was like, oh, this is kind of fun.
it's like a spectacle and then I shut my laptop off and then a couple hours later I
opened like TikTok and everyone was so mad I was like what is going on wait why were they mad
I was I feel like a lot of people start at being mad at Taylor Swift and then work their way backwards
to find the reason if that makes sense like yes we're going to be mad at her and then we're going to find
out why the big thing I saw was people were mad that she uh is using Madison Square Garden and then
shut down New York for two days or whatever but I'm like
she rented a public event venue or she
is a private she rented a private event venue
and had an event there
like that's not the craziest thing to me
and yeah there was like two blocks that were shut down
because of the event but like that happens all the time
like in LA we have premieres like movie premieres all the time
like the Spider-Man premiere is going to be here in a couple weeks
that's going to shut down like half of Hollywood
you know for like two days some people just mad at her because it's
Yeah, people like, how dare she shut down New York?
I'm like, it's an event and premieres happen, film shoots happen, TV shoots
happen when Euphoria filmed like near my apartment complex in like 2022 or something.
And it shut down like three of our blocks.
I couldn't even park on my own street.
We're annoyed.
Am I it?
Yeah, like it happens, but it's like I wasn't irate and like, screw you Zendaya.
You know what I mean?
Like I get pretty irate though.
I used to live at a Hollywood and Highland.
And when those Oscars would happen, I was so pit because they would not let me back
to my nose.
And I'd be like, so I get the annoyance.
But it's also people who are in New York who are getting mad.
Yeah, yeah.
But you're not mad with her with the city.
The city allows, it's whatever the city allows.
Yeah.
So you don't go to the person that got the permit.
They're allowed to get the permit.
It's smart.
Well, that's what you go to because that's who's forward facing.
Like, I'm mad at the Oscars because it's Oscars.
It's not, I'm not mad.
I know what you're saying.
You should be mad at L.A., but what you're going to move out.
Stay there.
You're wearing New York, so I guess you're in support of it still.
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Well, you're a super swiftly, so you are going to be defense forever.
I am, but I also have my own brain.
I don't think she's above criticism.
I just think the criticism people brought to a lot of it is like it's because it's
specifically wanting to get mad at her.
It's all kind of silly to me.
I mean, I'm not either way, but I, yeah.
Yeah, I don't think she's above criticism.
I think we just got to find the right criticism.
Maybe I would.
think people are just kind of maybe sick in general over the top spenders.
No, but people have said it's so rich that it should be a nicer wedding.
They said like the having it in Madison Square Garden.
Who's saying this?
Twitter?
Everybody.
All of TikTok comments.
God, I miss this discourse.
Got it.
Yeah.
Everyone was like, she's a rich person, but she has no taste.
It's so tacky to have it in the middle of.
Oh, my God.
You're deep in it.
It's like literally every comment.
It's kind of crazy.
Yeah.
I think, again, there is valid criticism there to have like an over-the-
the top wedding but like it's a the criticism just little all over the place like let's rain it in let's
focus you know they're acting like she flew her private jet into the world one trade center i was like
you guys like let's like really rain it in let's focus here let's narrow it down and then people
are mad that because the leaks there's like a lot of photos of her and Travis like out the entrance
and then a lot of the comments were like she's so obsessed she's has photos of herself at her
wedding wait what what was leaked so they're in the entrance in the tent where it's
the guest came in.
There was photos of her and Travis,
like giant photos of them everywhere.
And then people were mad that there were so many photos of the two of them at their
wedding.
I was like,
okay.
What the hell is going on?
I haven't seen this.
I didn't see these pictures.
I know.
It was like really blurry leaks.
Okay.
Maybe from Sleana.
No, just kidding.
But, um.
Sleena did.
Yeah,
I really want the full fantasy.
I want to see what it looked like inside the leap from the leaks.
It looked fierce.
The garden at the garden.
The garden at the garden.
Would you put pictures of yourself up at
your wedding? I fear I have too much dysmorphia that I would I would not. You could tune it.
Yeah, I guess if they were tuned and approved probably, probably. Did you have photos? Weirdly no.
I mean, not that I'm about putting photos myself anywhere, but I, uh, no, we didn't. I don't know why.
I didn't even cost my mind to do that, but I like that idea. That sounds like I need to see these
photos. Like, I like it. I like it. Obviously, I would do it because I think it's fun. But it's like,
what is it kind of just like, welcome to our wedding. This is us? I think that's kind of a
what it's giving okay I like the ice sculptures like I went and one we got too
expensive nothing we didn't get anything but like I like I like the ice
sculptures that look like the people I think that's kind of fun I didn't see much
of any of this so I don't know I thought I knew it was like a big deal and then kind of
like nothing seemed to happen I am but I guess you're deep into it you saw are you
were you seeing this where are you at the Taylor Swift wedding I support her I'm not
a swiftie but I don't think did you see the discourse I didn't see yeah so is it true
that they donated yeah over 20 million dollars
for yeah they donated 26 million dollars before I think because they knew they were
gonna get a lot of hates like yeah like let's put it out that we don't need 26
million yeah yeah it sounds to me like they tried to do everything right yeah and it is
their happiest day and they deserve to have one and that's all like it sounds like they
did everything right I don't think it doesn't sound like they went over the top in ways that
really like the crisis PR team over here for Taylor Swift because I'm not I don't I was happy for
her I like don't carry the way
I guess I can see that point of people just being like we don't you know you know people
don't like rich people right now because I know I see that I just think Duolipa also
had like a multi-million dollar wedding like two weeks ago and she like closed the whole
town in Italy and like did not get as much hate us dealer Swift having an event
valid wait so what did the 26 million go to you said she donated she picked different
charities there was like yeah it was and there were a lot in New York I think about
10 million ish was charities in New York but then
There were some in LA, some in Tennessee.
I mean, that's good.
Yeah.
I didn't hear about that, so that's good.
Shout out to that.
That's good.
I know that everyone's going to be throwing their tomatoes at me because I'm in the trenches with this wedding.
But you know what?
That's okay because I'm standing.
I'm standing by my truth.
And this is my truth.
As of right now, I don't think it was that crazy of a thing.
Yeah.
My big thing was Carly Clause.
I knew she was going to be at that damn wedding, but it still gagged me seeing her.
Who's Carly Clause?
You say these names like Zend-Zend-Zendaya.
Oh, my God.
Carly, there is so much lore with Carly Clause.
TLDR.
TLDR.
In like 2014, Carly Clause and Taylor showed for like inseparable.
Like they were best friends.
They did everything together.
They were posting photos together.
They took a get away to Big Sur together.
And everyone thought that they were dating.
That they were munching into those boxes that they were a couple, that they were a thing.
Then they ended up having a big falling out.
God, what year?
Maybe like 20, around reputation.
Maybe like 2017.
Yeah, maybe 2017.
Where it was speculated.
via Perez Hilton and then also Taylor's friends liking Preshilton tweets about Carly Clause going behind Taylor's back and giving Scooter Braun like secret information about her dealings and about her albums and stuff.
And so Taylor felt betrayed.
Then they had a big falling out where they just like did not interact.
So it was like said you're with this person everywhere posting the other nonstop and all of a sudden never being there again.
And then Carly Coss went to the Ares tour.
But when all the other celebrities got like VIP tickets and had to be in a tent,
Carly Clause bought a seat and she was up there on the rafters with everyone else.
Well, that's nice.
She's like supporting.
Yeah, T, but everyone was like, Carly, don't be coming around here because you were excommunicated.
Now you're trying to come your way back.
They're not on speaking terms, but she just went and bought a ticket on her own accord and Taylor didn't know.
I kind of think so.
But it was some big romantic gesture or something.
And now she got an invitation to the wedding.
Like that's kind of, that kind of spooky.
So they talk if she got invited to the wedding.
I know.
I know, but that's the gag.
Everyone wants to know what happened.
Like, how does she get invitation?
Jennifer Lawrence has also tried to launch an investigation into figuring out what happened between Carly Claus and Taylor Swift because like what did happen.
Was Jennifer Lawrence there?
She was.
And I'm dying to know what Jennifer Lawrence found out in her investigation because she was literally boots on the ground.
Damn.
And then that, so that gag me because then all the all of the old friends like Abigail Anderson who's like Taylor's friend from high school refollowed Carly Claus.
So she, Carly got her way back in with with the group.
and I'm so curious how that happened, like what conversation.
And then the gag, too, was no Blake lively, which I also knew.
But to have it confirmed that her, it's just so crazy to have like a thousand people,
the most random people.
I'm like, Maya Hawke's dad is there, Ethan Hawk, who I didn't know.
My Hawk's crazy.
I could remember.
I was typing to my coworker.
I was like, do we care about Maya Hawks' dad being there?
He's like, Ethan Hawke.
That is random though
That is like why was he there?
Okay
Jenny Hahn who wrote
The summary turned pretty books
I'm like
It's like the most random
The most random people are here
I'm like okay work
But like the girl that you were best friends
I was like a decade
And you're the godmother to her children
I mean did she like leak all the texts
And stuff like that
They had a whole falling out
That's insane because it was like the biggest
Like scandal I guess
Like what would you call the lawsuit
The Blake Lively the biggest
I got a scandal.
I think scandals are.
And then you're going to bring Taylor into it who's like pretty private and trying to be
unproblematic and you're going to put her in the center of it?
T.
I'd be pissed.
I would be pissed.
I'd be doing a whole new album about her.
And I think also in that one text to Justin where she called Taylor like her dragon, like she,
I'm Kalee and that's my dragon.
I feel like that probably didn't go over room.
I would have gotten the biggest, I get the biggest take from that.
Imagine if I called you my dragon.
Yeah.
I hate that so much.
And also, Taylor's way above Blake lively.
So you're my dragon.
Like, what the hell?
That's so weird.
Why would she, why would she say that?
It's so, yeah, it's weird.
Because it's like, Taylor's obviously more influential.
That's why you're, like, bringing her into this.
Like, you're so weird, but you're calling her, like, your little pet that's, like, weird.
Yeah.
I, it's just crazy to see it's confirmed.
Let's, she should be more of the public enemy than Taylor.
God, why have people, like, they're all, oh, she's, I guess she's, I guess she's,
not as popular. I guess. I don't know. Damn.
No hate. Don't hate to play gladly, but damn.
She needs to rethink some things if you lost your best friend.
That is like getting unfollowed basically because that is like the biggest like we're not friends anymore.
I was kind of embarrassed that I didn't get an invitation and I, I met her for maybe a cumulative
like 20 seconds. But I was like, well, damn, all these other people are here. Why not me?
Oscar Crave said you declined.
Because I didn't want to sit next to song. I love the spin. Thank you to Oscar Crave.
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Damn. It was so close.
Benson Boone being there. I'm like,
Fergie, I think Benson Boone...
Benzeman was doing backflips while Fergie was doing cartwheels.
That's my theory. I would go. I'd get it to take for that.
And why Adam Sandler? I didn't even know he was officiating.
What's that tie-in?
That was a gag to me, too, me.
Yeah, what? And who said that? Who leaked it?
It wasn't leaked. It was in the...
In the press release.
How does he tie into them?
Travis was in Happy Gilmore, too.
Oh.
But Adam Sandler's daughters
Love Taylor
Oh
So he's been like seeing them live
With the kids since they were little
They're really well-versed
They love Tanna Mojo and they love Taylor Swift
He kind of gets around
Because he got Tanna at the premiere
And he is at Taylor Swift's officiating
God must be nice being a NEPO baby
That'd be so me
That'd be so me
Oh, a thousand percent
Oh my gosh
To have that poll is like so cool
to be like, oh yeah, you want to go, I'll officiate their wedding.
That's so cool.
I would too.
I would use all my nepo powers.
Oh, 100%.
That is the ultimate gag.
I'm so intrigued by what went down.
It's actually best that I didn't because they would have a problem trying to rein me in
because I'd come up here and spill everyone's tea.
Yeah, that's a problem.
Because Camila Cabello went and also Sabrina Carpenter went and they beefed over Sean
Mendez.
Was he there?
No, Sean, as far as we know.
But I'm so curious, like, what that dynamic was like.
Like, there's just so many weird, like, connections in there.
I don't see or see it.
Like, if there's a thousand people, the chance of you,
like, having to run in to each other,
you probably don't see.
Because I saw my wedding of the century,
which is like so old, I know no one cares.
I know you definitely don't know.
But when Liza Minnelly married to David Guest in 2002
in New York City, I was so obsessed with it
because I loved Michael Jackson at the time.
I loved him so much.
But Rosie O'Donnell and Donald Trump were at that wedding.
And so I'm just like, how the hell does that work?
But then I was thinking it was the same kind of thing
where there's like literally, I think they had like 2,000 people at their wedding,
and it's like, they probably just don't run into each other.
And they've always not liked each other even before president of C.
Oh, I didn't know that.
Oh, yeah. Rosie, because she's like, OG New Yorker.
She's been on Donald Trump for like a long time.
From the beginning saying he's the worst.
So they were both at this wedding.
And I was like, oh, that's so much.
Maybe it was 1,000.
Maybe it wasn't 2,000 people.
But I would assume we just don't see each other.
Maybe she didn't see Carly Claus, Taylor's with.
You know what I mean?
If there's that many people.
True.
You're like, also, do you think Taylor uses the same bathroom as everyone else?
or they have their own bathroom
especially Madison Square Garden
there's like a hell of bathroom
Oh yeah they probably have like their own green room
Yeah
And do you think anyone uses her bathroom?
I feel like no
That's what I would think no
Sometimes and I'm not on my own accord
But sometimes on music videos they'll be like Trisha
Trisha only but it's always like someone's always in there
It's always like I can never use it
And you're just like and I always wanted that with Taylor Swift I'm like
I wonder if she like really had to go pee
And someone's like in there
Like is that annoying or does she not care
I mean, because I, like, okay, the $3 million wedding is crazy,
but I mean, at least have your own bathroom.
That's like a perk of being a celebrity, I suppose,
is getting your own place to be.
You're asking the real questions.
I feel like no one, no other journalist has brought that up.
Because it's just like, you know, I think of the back gallery
where they all take selfies in the bathroom and it's like,
what if they did see Taylor in the bathroom?
I mean, because our wedding, I would use the same bathroom
because you had to go upstairs.
I'd use the same bathroom as everyone else.
Of course, like, I don't care about it,
but it's just like funny because people want to stop and take your picture
with you, even at your own wedding in the bathroom.
So I'm like, is someone stopping her?
Is she peeing?
Oh, sorry, girl.
One second.
I think so.
I think so.
That's what I was like, oh, I want to know that dynamic.
I can't wait to see the pictures.
I'm sure she'll post, right?
I feel like she must.
Yeah.
Because it was like, she was not shy about everyone knowing it was happening, obviously.
I think with Madison Square Garden, it was about, like, control, like, controlling all the aspects of, like, what people saw.
And I just, I think she will end up posting.
I feel like she knows everyone is invested
Either they for a good reason or a bad reason
It is funny because I hate
Tate hate really
Is like a bridge that unites both sides
And she hate
Yes
Because there's like
Liberal like leftists being like she's
Magaboots and then there's like the White House
And conservatives dunking on her for being liberal
So it's funny that like they both sides have like the same
Hate towards her
So she is kind of uniting people
if you love or you hate her.
That's kind of scary though.
If you have both sides hating on you, then it's kind of like, oh, shit.
Yeah, I'm choosing silver lining.
Like, there's hope for us that we can all be united.
I don't say, Swifis are probably more powerful than any liberal or conservative.
Honestly, they're pretty, they're pretty intense.
No, I feel like we're losing the culture war for sure.
Really?
Yeah, I think it's, swiftism is out.
It wasn't in ERISCore.
Like, you were popular if you were Swifty.
Now it's on the way out, but it's in my DNA.
You're calling strong.
this girl since 2006, baby.
Nothing could make you abandon her.
20 years. No, I mean, there's things where I
just choose to ignore. Like, sometimes
like when she does things
with Travis, like the New Heights episode
that they did together, and it was kind of cringe
because she was like just so in love with them and they would give
like cringe couples. Wait, why did you ignore that? I think
that's kind of cutesy. I like that.
It just like, I get a little secondhand embarrassment.
I'm like, my sister's love some boots.
No.
Yeah, it's just like little, and she's so like millennial cringe.
But, like, I get it because, like, I'm that way behind closed doors.
Like, I'm definitely cringe with Daryan, like, when no one's watching.
The problem is I'm watching.
So I still a little, you know.
I get a couple cringe.
That's why I know people think, like, ugh.
I feel like with Moses, I love we're cringy behind closed doors.
But, yeah, in front of people, I'm always like, I don't know because you never want to be too
cringe, but we're pretty cringe.
Mabu's always like, stop hugging.
Stop kissing each other.
Stop this.
It's so funny.
But then she joins in sometimes when we do it when we are in a hug train.
Do you remember that millennial cringe couple that's like,
Sometimes I have a love surge and I just get so crazy.
And then the guy, do you remember?
And then the guy like, wait, what?
Do you want come do it?
Come do it with me?
Do you remember this?
And this is what we do.
And honestly, the love surge is very addictive.
Millennials know this because Malbu and Elvis will join in on the love surge.
You remember this one from 2020?
People hated this couple on TikTok.
Okay, can you see us?
I'm ready?
Okay.
All right.
So sometimes I just get a love surge and I'm just so just so.
I'm so high on love and I just
surge together
and we just elevate
yeah
oh
well done
you don't need to
it was a cute moment
it was like a cute love service
it was giving very Tavis Tavis Tavis Tee for sure
first of words to our audio listeners
you can actually watch us now too
oh yeah we have a video on Spotify
okay shout out to Spotify
do you want to post about the video on Spotify I'm like I guess I don't know
There's a lot of things to post, but he's really into all that.
Like if there's a new thing, place to post, he's like, oh, let's post there.
I was like, okay.
I don't know.
I don't know anything.
That was fun.
I love a lizard.
I love millennial cringe.
It was cute until it wasn't cute.
I was like, oh, my God.
I was trying to remember what it was.
I didn't fully know what I'm supposed to do.
You do that.
You did it right.
It was fun.
Anyways, I love millennial cringe.
There's one thing I do like about Taylor Swift is that part.
Crunch millennial, yeah.
Yeah, I kind of like cringe being back.
probably going to have a revival once babies.
True.
A revival of what?
He said she was on the up and then on the down and then like the audience is changed
and mature and some people love like you like the romance and then somebody else would
see her as a mom.
Babies can go either way because sometimes like you have babies and feel like we love it and
sometimes you have babies.
Who is it?
Is it Sophia Grace?
Is that her name from Ellen?
People don't like her babies?
Yeah, I guess she said.
It has her third. It's like her third, like it's going to be like a three and a three like us or something.
And people, maybe because she's so young, maybe.
I don't even know how old she is.
I would assume she's young.
But yeah, people are like upset or even like the Mormon wives, right?
Like the whole thing.
If like, if you get, oh, who is it?
The one we don't like.
Oh, Jen Affleck.
Like, you know what I mean?
Like sometimes people don't love when you continue to have babies.
Or like Rihanna right now.
People are always afraid that she's going to be pregnant.
Yes.
And people get like really pissed about it.
So it's really interesting.
And yet people like we're excited for our babies.
I don't know.
It's very, you don't know which way it could go.
At the beginning they weren't.
When I was first pregnant, there was the whole, like, she's going to be the worst ever, like, you know.
So it goes either way.
I think people are like the Taylor Swift of it all.
I think, like having babies, I don't know.
But then sometimes, I'm trying to think.
But then sometimes you think, like, oh, the hell babies and the, like, won't be touring anymore.
You know what I mean?
I remember when Britney Spears had her babies.
I was, like, really young.
She was really young.
And I remember being like, oh, she's never going to make music again.
So I think can go both ways.
I mean, babies are our blessing.
I think I love when everyone has.
Even Jen Affleck, I was like, I was happy for.
People are like, oh, I don't have a baby, but it's like, well, they seem.
I'm more, with Jen, I was more bummed by Zach Affleck.
No, I hate him, but happy.
Fothering another child.
That's a more depressed.
That part, I suppose.
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turn it around, Zach. Maybe this one will be the one to do it. I don't know. I will be a bigger
fan of Taylor's when she has babies because you know then it's like something relatable where it's like oh we're both having babies yeah i think definitely
she's someone who like everyone is telling to like shrink and do less and she keeps doing more to me that's kind of funny
even to me though i think around football season i'm like okay girl not every game um damn okay so you have your moments
oh i definitely have my moments yeah but i think at some point she's got to really tone it down because it is getting so the backlash is getting crazy so i think she's got to like
go away a little bit.
I think between music, releasing so much music,
and then also just being very involved with Travis,
it's been like a year-round thing of her always having something going on.
Like, you know, actresses, like Zendaya's, like, after this year,
I'm in five things, so you're not going to see me for a while.
Margarabi after Barbie said like the same thing.
So you kind of have to like let people miss you a little bit.
So I think she's got to work on that.
She was kind of gone for a little while, I feel.
I feel like this past year,
On my radar, she hasn't been up.
She released their album in October of last year.
So she was doing a bit, yeah.
The first part of the year she was a little bit quieter.
Oh, the Shoker album was last year.
That kind of came and went.
What were we doing?
Why?
Because I remember eating those donuts and stuff,
but it kind of was like, we didn't talk about it that much, or did we?
I don't know.
We did like an episode.
I mean, there's one, you know, hot topic,
and then we keep it moving.
What else could you say?
How many Taylor's Shored episodes have we done?
Probably three.
the second one was a Taylor Swift episode
Life of a Showgirl, this one
This one's Taylor Swift episode
Yeah
I mean I don't mind it
It's a hot topic
It is, it is the hot topic
I'm glad people
You know, it's because people have passion
It's also good that people care about something
Right, I think that's kind of fun
When people just have
Care about someone so much, I don't know
Yeah, it is I get a little bit of a kick out of it
I think also because I'm grown
If I was younger I think I would probably take more offense
Because I saw one TikTok that was like
From this like gay boy
Who usually, you know those are my people
but he's like swiftism is a disease like if you're swift you're maga I worked for a guy
a guy who was swifty and he had the worst taste ever like his taste was so bad so it makes
sense that Taylor is so attacking as terrible I'm like not too much I like not too much like I think
when you relax a little bit like why am I in it why am I getting strays like you were in it
oh it was yes yes I'm like yeah I'm like oh I have no taste and I was maga I'm like girl I think we
don't need to take a breather and like let the girls just like
the music.
Yeah.
Not everything has to be so deep, like, relaxed.
But I think if I was younger, I'd be like...
More upset.
I'd have the Twitter fingers and I'd be in the comments and, you know, be going back and
forth.
But these days I'm like, let me just keep it moving.
I'm surprised you don't do more individual TikTok rants about things like this.
Because you're so passionate about it.
I was like, damn, you should have this all this weekend.
People would really, you know, obviously it's still heated, but...
I think it's so incendiary.
And also, it's like, it's just how I'm going to keep it moving.
Like, I'm known.
I'm going to be getting...
I'm going to be you in the meditation, TikTok Live.
Like, they're going to be spending the five cents throwing the tomatoes.
And you know what?
That's okay.
That's my truth.
And Jimmy edits it.
That's my truth.
You know, so I'll take the tomatoes.
I'll take the lashing shore.
Oh, my favorite thing today was Dave Portnoy,
interviewed some other football enthusiasts,
and they were mad that they didn't get the invitation.
I was like, Dave, you were talking about her a week ago.
What did he say?
He was going on.
Oh, he was sick of her being at the Knicks game.
He was like so mad that she had a...
But I thought he, like, loved him.
Yeah, that's kind of the gag.
And then he was mad he didn't get an invite.
I was like, girl, I don't know she knows you like that.
I hate when old men are creepy like that to young girls.
Like it's just like, it's fine if you like love her, but then it's like,
kind of what you say about the love, hate you like love something so much,
you like begin to hate it when she doesn't give you attention.
You know what I mean?
And it's kind of like, ooh, like creepy.
I think he just wants to be included in everything and feel relevant.
I kind of think he thinks he's more relevant than he is no shade.
Definitely.
Well, in his world, he probably is like the big.
big head honcho cheese dog.
But I don't think the influence goes that deep.
No shade.
No.
With love, I say that.
Actually, no, I don't.
Who's influenced by Dave?
I guess pizza.
Pizza people.
Even that, I'm like, I'm like, eh?
Isn't that?
You know what I mean?
The purple doesn't do much for me.
No.
Some people get excited when he gives pizza a good review.
Not me, but hey, you know.
Same.
Oh, pizza doesn't sound good right now.
due to lady and speaking of day porn and Taylor Swift
the girl the she's like influencer went to Montauk
you know where Montauk is
Catherine Ebbs
I almost I have two TikTok in my dress about this
and I'm like let me not post
I'm obsessed with this I am obsessed with you know her
I had no idea who she was
I didn't either I love when I opened TikTok
and got dropped off in the middle of like
out of touch influence or controversy I'm like
oh this is gold like this is so weird
I have two dress ready to go where I was like when I was angry
and when I was a little more like, let me give advice.
But then I'm like, do anyone want to hear from me about this?
Probably not.
Like, you know what I mean?
Like, I just like, let's not do it.
I'm seated for your take.
Okay, what is your take?
Okay, for, I guess for context to you, this influencer, Catherine Ebbs, she was going
on, what, vacation and her, uh, Fourth of July order for groceries at Sam's Club
got canceled last minute.
Mind you, mind you, everybody.
She placed the order three days in advance.
And her order got canceled.
So she was forced to go to a small rinky dink.
local grocery store and it was the craziest thing she's ever done in her life.
And was she next to Montauk?
Is that where she was going?
Is that where she was going?
It was upstate New York.
So I think so.
Okay.
So even that is not like middle of Nebraska.
You know what I mean?
And mind you, she's from Minnesota.
So like, oh God.
Rage bait then.
Okay, maybe that's what I was thinking to when I made it.
I was like, maybe she just like wanting to rage bait people as a troll.
A former troll is like, she's just wanting attention.
And I don't want to give it to her.
But I was annoyed and I was like a pissed.
Yeah.
So she was in the small town grocery store.
And the whole time she's,
filming just her face. So her phone's on her face as she's going into the store. She's like,
like she walks in and it has one of those things where like, you know, the wind blows to keep like
bugs from flying in or whatever. She's gagged by that. She's gagged that. By the little run.
Walkway. Yeah. She's like, look at this small town. It's just so crazy. I was like,
she's from Minnesota. Girl, you're from literally nowhere. Like you are from nowhere. Don't act brand new.
She's wild. Then she's like, where are the cards? Oh my God. There's no cards. And you're the
cards are outside. This is a simulation. Like, what? It can't be real. Now that you're saying it,
I'm like, she can't be real. I think she was being genuine. It's also just like not cute though.
Because even if she was like trolling as like a former troll, it's just like not cute. Do you really want to be known as like the dumb
doesn't order grocery store looks like? Like it is so weird to me, the all beef hot dogs, all the ass stuff.
I'm just like, you just look dumb. Like who wants to work with you? Who wants to be your friend? Who wants to date you?
Who wants to put you in anything because you just look so stupid. And the grocery store is like actually just a normal grocery store.
It wasn't even anything crazy.
She's like, the produce looks so gross.
And I was like, a produce in a small grocery store is way fresher than a produce that we love Ralph's.
But like a Ralph's because it has to like cross the country.
You're going farm to fresh.
You're going, you know, right?
No pesticides.
No people like peeing on it.
I've been there.
I've been in a stock room where someone peed on the vegetable.
And it's like, you know in that small one they're not doing that because they're not going to do it.
Then a small town maybe in New York City or something.
But like I was so annoyed.
I was so annoyed.
And she like just, it just made her look dumb.
It makes her look ugly on the outside.
like everything about it made me, it just pissed me off.
Because then people were talking about like the filler and everything.
She's only like 29.
Honestly, I thought she was like my age.
But then people going down the filler.
But the only reason people are attacking your awful filler is because you're giving an awful take.
You're like, she's got a small business.
You're like pretending like you just don't know what a grocery store is.
That like, I don't know.
You're from Minnesota.
You're from Farmville.
You're from Nowher'sville.
Like you're like, you're nothing but acting like this is nothing.
That's why people are coming for this girl.
I like attacking.
Then they start attacking.
Again, I know as like a form.
But I, you know what?
That's what I'm saying.
If it's real.
it makes me even more sad because that's,
we have actual dumb people in this country,
and that makes me sad with influence
because she has 1.2 million followers.
1.2 million people like you,
even if half the people like you,
it's like, wait, what?
And you're influencing all these people
to be like shi and weird.
It's like weird.
It's like just if you're uncultured to say it.
Like I just hated the whole thing.
That whole thing made me ick.
And I was like, we really need to take away,
we really need to de-influenced influencer.
I really feel like less people need to be influencers.
Oh, 100%.
Like the TikTok opened the floodgates
And yes, we've gotten some iconic TikTokers
and it's, you know, given us a lot of great influencers.
But it's also given us some trash.
Name one great TikTok influencer.
I would say, like, TikTok made people like Vanilla Mae super popular.
So we've gotten some queens.
We've gotten some queens that got super popular from TikTok.
Addison, the music slaps.
Okay, okay, too.
We've gotten some.
Charlie, like, Charlie, come on.
Charlie.
D'Nealio.
Well, nice girl.
I don't know if it's, like, giving powerful influencer
or thank you TikTok.
You know what I mean?
I think we're,
we've gotten more dumbasses
from TikTok than we have influences.
You know what I mean?
Like, TikTok should be able to delete your account
if you say something stupid like this.
Like if you're just so uneducated.
Yes, exactly.
If you're just, okay, you can admit,
TikTok should like flag it
and be like, I was actually just trolling.
You get three trolls, you get three dumbasses.
And if you were like, no, I actually firmly believe this,
then it's like you should be deleted from TikTok.
Because you're giving this, like, influence to these people
and it's just like, you just look stupid.
You just look dumb.
I don't know.
It's just, and this is why people pee on the tomatoes.
I've been, I had a store once that peed on the tomatoes in Sherman Oaks,
and I was just like, so it's in my head that this happens, and that's why.
Because probably people like that are like, these produce aren't fresh enough.
So, like, I'm going to pee on your tomato.
So. Yeah, so that's why I'm saying.
Who will be on the tomatoes?
I worked at a grocery store and they peed on the tomatoes.
That's TikTok or peed on the tomatoes.
Well, that person is on TikTok, actually.
So it's, yeah, it's anyways.
And I just, I hate people like this, too.
I just like, oh, God, it actually makes me mad.
And I get it, guys.
And it's like, right message, wrong messenger.
Okay, got it.
But like, it just looks so, you just look stupid.
And you do, and the fill.
This is a side note, but honestly, filler does make you look so much older.
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I was 27 and I looked like a rig-a-mortem-mortem duck.
You know what I mean?
Like when you get puffy and insulted into your body, that's what I looked like.
Is it rigumortem-mortem?
Is it right?
You said post-mortem.
I don't know.
Rig-mortemortem.
and I get puffy and I
that's what I look like
and I mean, I do think the ugly comes from
the inside sometimes because, I'll tell you why also
because I went like Tricia you ought to glow up
and it's like no, I just became like a better person.
I just stopped saying stupid and stop being ignorant
to the world around me and just like start getting educated
and not like posting stupid shit
because also is like worth it. Is it worth this?
Is it my money? Because I think she did a follow up.
Sorry to this girl by the way. I mean, you're probably nice
but if you're trolling, stop it.
If you're not educated,
get off TikTok, I guess.
I don't know.
Like, I don't know what's happening.
Educate yourself.
Learn.
I'm not sure.
But then she did a follow up, right?
Well, I saw her statement in the comments.
She replied to someone.
She's like, oh, my God, you guys.
Like, I was not grossed out because of the grocery store.
I was grossed out because there were so many people around and it was so busy.
Mind you.
The video, like, she doesn't show that it's crowded at all.
She just shows herself being gross out at the selection.
And also, mind you, it's July 3rd ahead of 4th of July weekend.
And yeah, it's going to be picked over because everyone is.
Oh, I-in-in-in-cateness and town.
Yes, she did, she actually did a video too.
She did a video, too, being like that.
She was actually, I was just annoyed that there was like nothing,
the selection wasn't, that's not what you said in the video.
We all saw.
We all saw.
And who is going to go in July 4 shopping on July 3rd?
Like, what?
Like, anyways, I mean, I was going to say she's young, but she's not 29.
You should know.
You should know, you should have some basic life skills knowing July 4th is coming.
If it's Thanksgiving, you're not getting the turkey the day before.
And if you are, you're going to be stuck with the last of it, the last of the pickings.
And it just actually annoyed me.
And I was like, this is one that I was like, rightfully so.
I'm glad TikTok was, like, doing its thing.
Because I feel like people had some pretty, just valid, you know, like your, you don't want enough people tell you like you're, you're dumb.
Yeah.
You, like, learn, hopefully.
I don't know.
She was also a little too patriotic if you catch my job.
I'm using a kid rock song.
Oh.
Oh.
I see where this is going.
Oh, okay.
Like, I see where this is going.
Yes.
Okay.
A little too Yankee doodle dandy for my taste.
but I pull off, I suppose.
Okay.
Yeah.
It sounds like the worst Fourth of July.
But Montau, I think, is where
Dave Portnoy is.
I think he's up there.
Oh, is that the connection, I see.
Yes.
Maybe she went out on the kayak or whatever
with him.
Was he on a kayak?
What is he?
He does that thing where he talks
in the ocean, right?
He like goes out in the
kayak, right?
And he, like, talks.
He gives it.
That's his thing.
No, you definitely have seen it.
You know, he goes out there.
He rose.
No, I've never seen.
It was filming him kayaking.
Like when he was talking about Alex Earl versus Alex Cooper, he goes out there in the boat.
I don't think he was on a boat.
Am I crazy?
I always see him sunburned on a beach, but I haven't seen him in a kayak.
I thought he kayaks out there or something.
That's kind of kayaks out of something.
He goes down the ocean.
I like that.
Films his hot takes or takes.
Just in the middle of an ocean?
I think.
Or like I have no idea the geography or what he's up to.
I just see clips.
I'm like, okay, day porn, wait.
What the hell is sure, you know?
What if him and Montup Girl were together?
They give me similar vibes.
Yeah.
I fear.
They would be friends.
I think they would give similar energy.
They have similar interests, let's say that.
Who's playing Kid Rock in 2026?
That's a 29-year-old.
Catherine Nebs and Donald Trump.
I keep in those streams a lot.
He loves Kid Rock, too.
Oh my God.
And I had a little Erica Kirk for a new world.
Was Eric Kirk at the Taylor Swift wedding?
No.
Did you see that?
Oh, hold on.
Did you see?
I was like, you know.
I fear the way information spreads in this age is nuts.
I'm like, Terri is thinking they're the buy ticket.
and like, I'm like, people.
Like, come on.
So she was not there.
Damn, I thought everybody was there.
So I was like, well, could you imagine that'd be crazy?
Blake lively doesn't get an invite, but Eric Kirk does.
Oh, my God.
That would have been wild.
Well, a crazy weekend for New York, I guess.
Did you watch any fireworks?
I heard them.
We fell asleep really early.
What time?
Eight.
Like 8.40.
Everyone did fall asleep.
Had 842.
We were out and everybody fell asleep.
So it was really just to me.
and Moses awake watching the fireworks.
Everybody else was like falling asleep.
Actually, Malbu watched it too, but everyone else felt.
It was the first time ever watching Fourth of July fireworks.
We watched fireworks at our wedding, but it was the first time watching Fourth of July fireworks ever.
I wasn't that exciting.
I was kind of like, not that exciting.
And a lot of people for nothing.
It was like a 20-minute show.
But there was another big event on the weekend.
You remember I brought up this woman called Kelsey.
It's a Euro Kelsey.
and she started her journey from California to Hawaii.
And she, I think the same day of the wedding, reached Hawaii,
and she broke all the records.
She did it in 44 days, which was faster, 10 days faster than the,
she was going for the female record, and she broke the male record, too.
Wow.
So she got there in 44 days, 10 days faster.
She got overshadowed by the Taylor Swift.
She should have picked a different day.
Yeah.
Just delayed it a little bit to the next day.
She was just rowing.
She didn't know what was going on.
Wow.
Yeah.
Yeah.
She broke all the records for solo female crossing in a kayak, basically.
It is great.
She went through a log.
You know her?
Yeah.
You were following it?
We talked about like four times.
Like every day on, I mean, every day on TikTok, you just get it.
Maybe she ran a day port knowing his kayak.
I think she's a wrong ocean, but yeah.
Oh, is it?
What is he in?
Which one is she in?
I don't even know.
She's in the Pacific.
I'm assuming he's in the Atlantic.
Okay.
I was thinking.
Oh, because where were she going from L.A. to where?
Hawaii.
It's a long.
It's long.
Monterey.
Yep.
That's where you go.
Monterey to Washington was.
Yes.
Yeah.
I see.
Oh yeah,
maybe she's all some orcas.
That'd be scary.
Definitely saw dolphins and
there was one bird
that kept her company for a little while.
That's sweet.
Whales are so big.
I remember kayaking one time in Hawaii and they're just like,
they're huge.
Like they can knock your little kayak over and I just remember being in the middle of ocean
being like, why the hell are we out here?
Like, they're so big.
And you go...
They can swallow you.
That's what I'm saying.
And this excursion was to see the whales.
So I don't know if they put something in the water to make all the whales come to you.
What?
Because all the whales are coming to you.
So it's like, what do you mean?
I don't want this many whales.
I thought we were going to see one humpback or something.
And then all of a sudden they're all swarming your boats.
And I'm like, do they put fish food in here?
Like, what the fuck?
Like, it's so, it was so scary.
Never.
Have you done that in the middle ocean?
No.
Kayak?
It's terrifying.
Well, it's.
their migration.
Like winter in Hawaii is when all the
which one humpback, right?
Yeah, the humpback.
Yeah, humpback whales, I believe, come up to Hawaii.
So you can like, they're just everywhere.
No way.
Really?
Yeah, because we went in January because it's cheaper to go.
And it was so many whales.
January, February is when they migrate.
Oh, my God.
It was the scariest thing.
Because they like rock, obviously.
They're rocking the waves and you're like,
what do I just fall into this water with a whale?
Like that was actually so scary.
Actually, the ocean is kind of scary when you think about it.
Oh, yeah, 100%.
There's just so there's a whole world down there that you don't know and it's scary.
I saw TikTok of this like expedition that you can do in Hawaii too where it's like free diving with sharks and like cageless diving whatever, which obviously exists.
But it's like they specifically go to look at tiger sharks and it's also specifically people who are like novice swimmers.
Oh my God.
And I was like, that looks horrifying because literally it's just like, oh,
like, you know, just people who are not, like, swimming every day.
Like, not the most active people trying to swim with, like, a shark in there.
I was like, hell no.
Did you do training or anything?
No, they just take you there.
And I'm like, that seems a little nuts.
Yeah, like, how are they holding their breath?
How are they?
I think they're all holding on to, like, this rope.
No.
No.
I know. I immediately know.
I love the ocean from above it.
Yeah, no, same.
Even the place we're not naming, but the place where they have whales and captivity,
like, even those excursions, did you ever do that where you could, like, hug a
bluga whales. Like, that to me was scary. Like, all of a sudden, they just are like, they do
something. Again, this one, they do do something. We're like, do, do, do. And then, like,
the whale comes up. And you're just, like, hugging it for the picture. And you're just like,
what the hell this? Baluga could drag me under. Like, why are we doing this? Going on a dolphin
fin, like, this dolphin's like, get the fucking. I did one in Cabo. I'm not endorsing any of
this now, obviously. I think it's awful. But one in Cabo where the dolphin, like, it's,
like, a big pool and it, like, drags you to the bottom of this, like, 14-foot pool? Like,
it's so deep and I was like
what if your hair extension gets caught? What if you're
like what are we doing? Why are we doing this?
Like for a 30 second ride
with a dolphin like it's just so messed up.
The captivity is crazy. I mean they're beautiful animals
but admire them in like a poster.
Do you have a poster of a whale in your house? I feel like you would.
I have an art print. Do you? I didn't see it in the tour.
I think yeah I have an art print
of Orcas. Vera Michaela of you with her horse.
She has a giant horse picture.
I have a lot of horse artwork too.
I missed all this.
You have to do an art tour, an art gallery tour.
I didn't see all this one.
Oh my gosh.
I love that.
Oh, my God.
That is sending me.
But yeah, I would be too scared.
That's why I kind of think you're braver than me because I would be too scared to kayak
out there during whale migration season.
I didn't know it was whale migration.
They're like, oh, you'll go see like a whale or something.
I was like, all right.
They got real close.
They're really close.
And they could knock your boat over.
I wonder how many times they've knocked a boat over.
I'm sure they have.
They've accidentally swallowed boats a few times for sure.
with people in it and they get spit out they'll spit you out though yeah because they're not
coming for you they're going up you know and they get all the plankton but they go up and then
sometimes they don't see who's up there how come more people don't talk about that like if i
survived a whale swallowing i would never shut up about it you release the second book yeah
my movie my tv show my podcast like why do i never hear about people surviving will that's
crazy do people talk about what it's like inside of it like do they think they were
dead. Do they have no air for a second?
I mean, there's stories all the way from the Bible.
Are you suffocating?
Like, what, do you know?
No, you would know.
It happened recently, last year, I think it was somewhere off of South America, someone
got swallowed by a whale and spit out, but.
And what did they say about it?
There's nothing crazy.
There's not that they were swallowed and spit out.
But you're right, like, are you, like, do you feel like drowning or something?
Yeah.
What is that sensation like?
Is it warm?
Is it?
Like, do you think, oh, this is it?
Or like, okay, they're going to get me out soon?
Well, the throats are, you're just in the mouth.
The throats are really small, like narrow for a whale.
You would think it'd be a bigger throat.
But it's really just like your arm is the throat.
Oh my God.
Yeah.
So you have to like slide down.
Has anyone actually been successfully eaten by a whale?
Have they been swallowed?
No.
I think it's unsuccessfully.
So it's kind of like choking like for a baby.
They can just throw it up.
They're like, I can't get this down.
I'm going to just go.
Oh my God.
That's so wild.
I mean, and they eat like, you know,
krill and plankton and stuff.
So the things that they eat are really small,
so they don't really need a big old throat like that.
Wow.
But to be inside of a mouth of a whale is kind of crazy, right?
Wow.
No, I'll never do that again,
especially if I know that they accidentally swallow boats.
That's actually even more scary.
I thought, well, they know, whatever, but no.
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too harsh. We couldn't even get out.
So I think my mom and sister
tried to and they got knocked over by the waves, but when
we went, it didn't get harsh until
we like got out there. Like we were able to get on the boat
successfully and then when we got out there. And it was just like literally
us and like the instructor and like two other couples.
And it was so scary.
Oh, but that was the other thing too. We kind of got like
left behind. Like we were so far
from the rest of the group that we didn't even know where we were
going because they like just go ahead of you.
They were so fast
and I was like
not a kayaker at the time
not that I think I'd be a kayaker now.
At the time.
I was really out of shape.
I was really not exercising.
I really was like maybe now
I could do a little kayak, maybe.
But back then I had to rely
on someone to just do it all
and that person also was not fit.
Everybody was just a mess in this
and we cannot move
and I was just like,
how are we going to get?
And I think a part of the excursion
maybe when you got closer to shore
is you like jump out
and you were supposed to go see the sea turtles
but we were so far behind that we'd like miss that part.
So like by the time we got dragged back in,
which we did have to get dragged back in,
they had to bring another kayak to get us in.
I think we had missed that excursion.
Because like, now you go see the sea turtles.
And I was like, well, we missed that part.
We were too busy getting stuck with the whales.
And it was scary.
Specifically, that's what it was.
Now that I'm thinking about it,
specifically because we couldn't move the kayak.
We did not know how to maneuver.
We were like stuck.
And it is like very scary to be.
And there's just a whale circle.
Like literally like a shark attack.
Like it was so.
It was like, probably more terrifying than I remember.
I think I have like PTSD where I maybe blocked out a little bit
because I was like kind of think of it.
It was like the day before we were leaving.
Yeah, it was it was awful.
And then I wanted to like relive it.
I was like, let's go out and do it.
And then good thing we didn't.
I guess it was a sign.
That is wild because even when I went whale watching a Monterey,
it was a boat.
It was like a small boat.
And like the first whales that we saw,
we got in the middle of like a feeding frenzy where there was just like a whole,
the ocean was like surrounded by like krill and plankton stuff.
So there was a lot of seals and sea lions eating.
the birds were there and then the humpbacks and they're humongous and there's so many of them
and there's like we're like in the middle of all the food so I'm like what the concept of this whale
is just like accidentally landing on her oh so they were sprinkling the water for your guys
it's natural it's like they drove us into the middle where all the krill were why they all in one
spot it's because there's so much food there they go where the food is so if all the krill just like
gets with the waves gets and the current brought into one
place. So why don't the curl spread out? I mean, it's like, you know, tiny little things.
I don't, what is it? Croll. Shrimp. I guess so.
Kind of, but it's really small. Yeah, it's tiny. I don't think they even know whales exist.
They have no brains. No, it's just, whale is so big.
Do you know what they're? Someone said shrimp don't have brains, that they're like little bottom
feeders, like little bugs that they don't have it, right? Bottom favorite, but doesn't mean they don't
have a brain. Actually, that's a great question. Do crows? Maybe not. You said they don't even know
what's happening, which is kind of nice. No, I think I'm saying that in the sense of size, like,
Like whales are so big that I don't think they can perceive them.
They do have brains.
How big is that brain?
That's the be the tiniest brain ever, I'd imagine.
Pretty small.
So they probably don't know what's happening.
But have you ever seen how the whales hunt?
How they...
Yeah, it was there.
They were hunting me.
I was in the middle of it.
When they do the bubbles, when they go in there.
Oh, no.
So they'll make bubbles in a circle.
So then all the fish gets kind of closed in that wall of bubbles.
Then all of them come up at once.
and eat the fish.
You saw that?
Yeah.
And the waves were so big.
It was really rocking.
I remember like looking like just ahead of me.
And the wave was like above the boat just like with how the water was moving.
I was like, this is a little terrifying.
But I was determined to see those damn orcas.
If I didn't see the orchards and went through that, I would have been pissed because I was quite scary.
But yeah.
Are you eating on the boat?
They had chips.
Oh.
And like snacks and stuff.
So you eat before or after?
I think after before I got really seasick once in Hawaii when we had a dinner cruise like
very white less of you yeah kind of right it was like we just like went on a boat and it went around
like the harbor whatever and we ate food and I got so seasick oh yeah so I didn't eat before I had to
take jam I mean I went in very prepared because I was like this is an eight hour excursion in the
middle of the freaking Pacific I better you know lot hours eight hours eight hours eight hours
Is there beds?
What if you get tired?
Eight hours.
I'm just watching anything.
I couldn't watch a movie for eight hours.
That's a lot.
So you're just watching whales, just sitting there.
Not even whales, like, because I would say it's like seven hours of nothing and then like one hour cumulative of like sea life.
You liked it?
You would do it again?
I think I would do it again.
I loved seeing the orcas.
Because that's like the only ethical way to see them, really, you know.
Why don't you have to go to cruise like Antarctica or something?
T.
Yeah.
Yeah, there are, like, I get a lot of whale watching TikTok
where people go just in Antarctica just to see on.
I would love to do an Antarctic.
Maybe my Jojo Seawalk Cruise will be Antarctica.
We'll take off from where Alaska.
Maybe Monterey.
How long will it take to get Alaska or Antarctica from Monterey?
Ooh.
Alaska?
Well, I guess Alaska, I guess that's more.
I guess you would have, I feel like you would have to leave from, like, Seattle or something.
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Justin for Daryan and I to watch, it takes three to five weeks via boat.
Oh.
The Antarctica.
Oh, Antarctica.
Right?
Wait, right?
Wait, three to five weeks get to Alaska.
Yeah, via boat.
Oh.
I don't even know.
Antarctica would be a whole, it's 8,500 nautical miles.
What's that mean?
30.
It could take up to 45 days.
Well, how are people doing Antarctica cruises then?
Where are they taking out?
Yeah.
know where they're you get to like fly up there and just usually fly somewhere near
take a little cruise around i would do it i love it i like the idea of like seeing the penguins in
their natural habitat i love a penguin too whales just not kayaking with them no yeah from a state
from afar yeah i think that's the way to do anything
icebergs question mark aren't there too many icebergs i would think i'm not even
I don't be silly, but...
I mean, they have boats.
That's true.
Women and children first, so I guess I'm good.
You guys, good luck.
That is interesting.
Yeah, I wonder...
I wonder what they do by icebergs now.
Because I guess you see it now.
Back then, they didn't have lights or something.
I would think, right?
Technology, I guess, to let you know.
To be like, hey, that'd be crazy if that happened again, though.
Like twice.
On the just Trish cruise.
Oh, my God.
Now we can't go.
It's been cursed.
Oh, my God.
That would be horrible.
horrible. When you're like Titanic, that's
actually crazy. And people make jokes about it.
And you're just like, guys, like, so many
people died.
Like, froze to death in an ocean.
Everyone's like, I saw someone over Fourth of July. And they were like,
look, I've done it too.
So whatever. But they literally just like recreated
the Titanic where people were just like floating on their
floaties in the lake. And the girl was
like on the boat and she was like letting someone go off her
paddleboard. But then all the family was like kids
and stuff too, like we're just like floating in the ocean.
And I was like, this is weird.
Maybe it's because you were an extra in that movie.
They were trying to recrote.
I was an extra.
How do you remember?
Me and James Cameron,
and he directed me.
I remember so specifically there was little kids in there and I was like,
oh, I could have been one of those little kids for sure.
I was around the age.
Did they do a Titanic 2?
Was there a Sheetel?
Yeah.
What?
What's a sequel?
A sequel?
I think there was.
I don't know what it's about.
Oh, you're right.
A hundred years later, lightning strikes twice.
Damn.
What year is it supposed to be?
19.
This is the horror version.
Released in August 7th, 2010.
Released to critically negative response.
Okay.
It looks like one of those direct-to-d-d-d-d-d-d-Dvd.
Who's it?
Girl, no, it could have been you.
I would have done it.
Shane Van Dyke, Marie-Westbrook.
No one I recognize.
Trash.
I'm just kidding.
Everyone go watch Titanic, too.
Oh, another risky thing, people risking their lives, the daredevil couple who climbed the Empire State.
That happened right when we broke last time.
I know.
I was so mad we missed.
I know.
That was the damn crazy thing that I was going to say something, but.
Last time?
Yeah, because it happened as we were.
See something, say something.
Yeah, that's like literally the biggest breaking news that happened last week.
They climbed up to the top of, but it wasn't.
No, that's crazy because no one knew who they were at first.
And I was like, how did they get up there?
Who's climbing to the empire?
Because that's the tallest point in the, that's the tallest building in the world.
Empire State Building?
No.
The world.
I thought because they climbed the second tallest building.
So I thought this was like the number one.
So they're, okay, so what did they do?
They didn't even achieve anything then.
I thought it was like the tallest and they did it.
No, it's the second tallest building.
So this is a downgrade for them.
It's the sixth tallest in the U.S.
And the fourth tallest in NYC.
So it is kind of a downgrade.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Why do they?
What's the, okay.
And what was the point?
It's just a symbolic building.
What was their flag?
What were they promoting?
or activating.
What was their thing?
Oh yeah, let me see.
I saw Roe changed it to being like
GL1s are not easy hacks or something
and I was like, oh, I love that.
I love that.
Everyone just like Photoshop.
I know.
I did become like a meme.
That was kind of furious.
I forgot what it said.
When the power of love beats the love of power,
the world knows peace.
That is a beautiful message.
I wonder why they do that.
When the power of love, when the power of love beats the love of power.
Actually, they ate with that.
It's the love of power.
And what's the last part?
The world knows peace.
Okay, so no one should desire power, but just love.
Just love, yeah.
Love people not power.
Oh, that.
That's a good message.
Why did they do it?
It is a proposal?
Were they filming something?
Because they were on a TV show, right?
They were on the Netflix show.
Yeah, they're in Netflix's Skywalker's A Love Story.
So they be doing this, I guess.
Fears, I mean,
love can make you do many.
crazy things it would never make me want to climb
the Empire State building or any building to be
frank I wouldn't even climb a house to get to the roof
no absolutely that part like why are people climbing anything
she did it with acrylics he had the ring in his pocket like how do they do all that
I didn't think about the acrylic right let me we climbed the dune of
but we weren't climbing with our hands and feet
pretty much I guess was it just for the proposal was it just a house
something crazy did they get arrested if if the show is love story then this is the
climax of that love stories. There were definitely professional shots of the whole thing
and drone and whatnot. Yeah, and they did have to appear in court on July 2nd after climbing
the Empire State building. Yeah. How'd they get a court date so quickly? I guess it's so high
profile. That's crazy. Let's speed this up. It says prosecutors allege that Ivan Birkus, the guy,
told police he made the climb because he wanted to do something special for the engagement.
That's cute, I guess.
I mean, right? It is a guy. I know.
they let them go
I think they probably will still
face some kind of charge or something
because I mean I think
it's a you don't want to set the precedent
that anyone can go ahead and climb
the Empire State Building you know
Scott free but what is the crime
do you know what I mean
like what are they being charged?
Like what is the charge?
They charge them with a long list of crime
yeah
okay give me the highlights
the TLDR
some of it the criminal complaints
alleges the officers found a broken lock
on a security door.
So breaking and entering, basically.
Misdemeanor?
Yeah.
I mean, that's not bad.
Access to the 100 second floor observation deck requires a key card.
So did they steal a key card?
So, yeah, there's a lot that they're looking into.
It's not like a felony.
It's not like a felony.
It's actually in New York.
I'm sure, you know, there's some bigger crimes going on.
Yeah.
But can you imagine that, because I know when you plan a proposal,
like, can imagine you're saying, hey, let's do this.
in the morning, it's like, you know what, I don't feel like it.
Like, you know, you should really go up and climb that building.
You don't think she'd.
By the way, put some makeup on, you know.
You want to look good for this.
Yeah.
You want to have your nails done.
You don't think she knew. She probably knew.
I mean, there's reason they did that.
I don't want to ruin the illusion, but she probably, yeah, I mean, it was fully planned.
Yeah, I think it's like.
Or maybe, I mean, maybe not.
From the video, she's kind of looked surprised for a second.
I just feel like they can let them go.
There's no example to be set.
Who, who the hell wants to do this?
You know what I mean?
Like, who's like, I'm going to go do that next?
It's like, you want to die?
Like, these are professional people doing it.
I don't think anyone's like motivated to go do this, right?
But look how they reacted to the proposal in Disney.
Oh, right.
I mean, the guy almost like buddies slammed them down to the floor.
Don't.
Don't even though the Empire State Building or the Sand Dunes because that was where we got in trouble.
I guess the whole point is just do the minimum for your proposal.
Because doing these grand ones, we got in trouble almost.
They're getting in trouble, the Disney person.
What is your proposal?
When?
What?
When, if you want to tell us.
I don't know either.
Well, last time we were in Hawaii last year in the fall, when we went on the helicopter tour,
the tour guy was telling us, oh, like, after this, we have a private one where the, I guess,
the boyfriend, like, planned it with him, like, where they were going to, which mountain
they were going to stop at, and then he was going to help them do the proposal.
That sounded sweet.
something like that.
Well, it's not in the helicopter.
You take the helicopter.
Are you not scared of helicopters?
I feel like there's a big phobia around helicopters now.
I mean, I've always been a little scared of helicopters.
I'm not going to lie.
No fear.
I mean, you shouldn't be.
I don't win and steal it in you.
Yeah, I didn't really think about it that much until now that you're staying in.
I'm like, there are a lot of helicopter incidences.
I always see, like, Mike Maylock's like never take a helicopter.
Like everyone's just like, never take a helicopter.
But, I mean, people are still taking helicopters.
So, Michaela loves a helicopter.
She's always in New York taking helicopter.
with Cody and Zach.
Someone said she took the exact same helicopter flight with
Zach after she did it with Cody
because both of them never sat see New York.
She's like, we're going to take a helicopter to go see New York.
But I've always been a little scared of a helicopter.
And then obviously, like, yeah, there's a lot of sad.
Incidences. Yeah.
We did the helicopter tour.
I can't remember if I was really that scared or not.
I don't think I was that scared.
I mean, that's the only time I've been in one.
Because mine is not even like what could happen.
It's more of like the high, to me it's like falling over
or like, I don't know, like falling out of it.
I don't know.
Something just.
Oh, I wouldn't do the open, the open air ones.
Because, like, that was an option where it's like, it's no doors that, you know, you're just open or whatever.
And that really scares me.
Yeah.
Okay, so you're closed in.
It was the closed one.
I also don't like, I went on a wild helicopter.
I don't like that they weigh you.
And, like, because, like, what do you mean this could, like, go down if we're too heavy?
Darian was in the skinny row.
And then I was in the big boy row.
It was like, me and like a 300-pound guy in the, I was like, okay.
Wait, you guys were on the same row?
we should have been on opposite rows.
No, he was above me.
It was like the pilot and then the guy's wife that I sat next to.
It was like a old, like a senior citizen couple.
He was like.
Driving the helicopter?
Not driving.
Like we were, it was like three couples that were in the helicopter.
That's a big as helicopter.
Yeah.
And so we were in the, it was me, this other guy.
This other guy were in the big boy row.
And then like this petite ones were up front.
I was like, damn.
Which is kind of crazy because my situation was there was only a four people helicopter.
And the pilot and the guy was with.
were sitting tandem,
and then I was by myself in my own row.
Because, like, they even out the weight.
So that's crazy.
They put all the big ones in the back.
They should have put you guys more in tandem.
I'm like, well, anyways, all,
my whole thing was, I guess my fear manifested itself
because I literally, we took it to Santa Barbara.
This guy was so weird.
He was like, we didn't take a helicopter Santa Barbara
to have dinner and fly back.
I was like, okay, and some night out of us.
Like, I'll pay for it, whatever.
And then on the way back, we had to do an emergency landing
and we had Uber the rest of the way.
And they didn't tell us why.
But I was so scared.
And I was like never, never.
And this was like 20, 17, this was a while ago.
But they do scare me a little bit.
I don't know.
I always think like, but I make that with private jets too.
I'm very much like I, you know, obviously you could have an accent anywhere.
But like, I don't know.
You hear about private jets enough.
I'm like, let me have to go.
Yeah.
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If you enjoy it and don't care. Honestly, like,
I don't know statistics, but you can probably look it up. I mean, the probability
is probably not high. We just hear about them.
because they're so sensationalized.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Anyways, that's what I have proposed.
You should do it.
Do it in the helicopter?
Do you ever think, like, when you guys see all the wedding content, especially, like, because
who is it?
It's like Selena Gomez is getting married, and Taylor Stubes to be married.
Are you ever like, damn, we should probably get married?
No.
No.
The concept stresses me out.
Both of you are just you?
Probably more me.
I get, because I'm, like, so busy that I'm like, I'm so.
focus on like let hashtag just let survive the day you know what I mean that's my mentality
like one more thing on your plate yeah it's to have to plan so far in advance and stuff I'm like
it make I'm really bad at making decisions too when it's not immediate like when it's stuff that's so
far down the line that's what the wedding is all about is constantly making decisions yeah oh yeah
it's horrible that too so all of that stresses me out but everyone does like courthouse weddings now
that's like the boogey thing to do is go to the courthouse and be like look at our you know
1960s wedding photos you know tea and I wouldn't be a super opposed to that but then it's like
pre-ups and stuff to figure out.
Like so many like logistical things to figure out that.
So that's what holds me back really is the logistics.
But engagement is just engagement.
But that is like something that you have that's like hopefully the one in,
unless you're Michaela.
I'm sorry.
But it's like the one and done.
You know what I mean?
Like so.
I love multiple proposals by the way.
My mom proposed you like five or six times.
I think it's kind of, I was always like,
she was always like embarrassed by it.
kind of like, damn, you'd five people want to marry you.
That's kind of, that's kind of, I wish I had that many proposals.
I think being the one, I don't want to have to do it so many times for me.
I think if people, if it was to me and then like, that's kind of fierce.
Right.
You hold all the power.
Right.
That's true.
But like, if you're putting herself both knees on the floor.
You need to do that when you propose.
Just go to Masters in Malibu where Shane and Riland made history.
I did love it.
I just thought it was funny because they did it at nighttime and they didn't get a professional photographer,
so it just looks like they were pitch black.
I was like, well, they were in a beautiful cliff in Malibu.
Actually, Martin from Slushy Noobs, he recreated it.
And that was for the bit.
Oh.
Did he propose that way, though?
I think he did a real proposal, but his proposal photo shoot, he did it.
It's iconic.
Yeah, parodian.
Both knees is so crazy.
I wonder what he was thinking.
We need to interview him.
I have so many questions.
Like, why?
Or do you think he wasn't thinking and he was nervous?
Yeah.
He was just being comfortable.
That seems less comfortable to be balancing on two knees.
That's like a Pilates pose where you just would be like really core and stuff.
Because otherwise you have like this to hold yourself up.
I think he probably just for.
forgot because also I could see
a world where I would do the same like you know
you're just like so many thoughts are in your head
you're just like I know I have to get on the floor
and then you kind of just forget it's one versus two
and it is kind of like I love it
I think everyone should propose on a knee or two
but it is silly
it's like damn okay now I got to get on my knees to ask this question
getting back up after that's awkward
the getting up all of it Moses dropped
the ring in the sand we were got engaged in sand dunes
and in the video you see him
drop it and I look back and there's a
sand dune. So like if you drop a ring, like how the hell are you going to find it? You found it pretty
quickly though. Because I noticed quickly enough that it was not there. You'd never drop anything.
You're the least monster person. Well, because we were wearing a costume and there was no pockets.
Oh, really? The robe didn't have one. So it was literally in the waistband of my pants. And you felt
it. Suddenly I felt like something is not pushing against me there. And I was like, oh my God. And I was
like, oh no. That would be crazy if it was like, quick sand and just like sunk underneath and just never could find it.
And I saw as the scent was kind of like, because we were going uphill.
And the send behind us was going down.
Oh, my God.
That would have been so crazy.
That's stressful.
Proposals are just stressful because, yeah, the cops had come because my photographer, Isaiah,
I was like, I'm here for the shoot.
Obviously, he thought it was like a music video because we were doing music videos.
And so then we had the police or were the patrol.
I don't know.
There was like a patrol person that came.
And then Moses had to tell him, like, it's just proposal.
Like, it is just stressful.
I was stressed because like we didn't have a flag.
And the ATVs were going.
So I thought, oh, my God, we're going to get hit.
Like, it is just, like, stressful.
The whole thing's stressful.
The knees, I can, I like it, but it is, like, silly.
But I guess in the moment, you're just both there.
You're just both being cringed together.
You're like, okay, this is what we do.
This is how we do it.
I love a proposal.
I feel like if you, even if you never want to get married,
I feel like you should always get proposed to at least once your life.
It's the best part.
The engagement's the best part.
And then, like, whatever, you know?
Like you said, all the logistics stuff happens.
Even the day of the wedding, you're signing, like, contracts.
You're just like, Jesus.
Oh, my God.
They're, like, signing your life away.
But, or technically you are, like, signing my life over.
You can make, like, decisions from my one friend.
Not to whatever, but I have a really good friend that, like, one of his really good friends died,
and that person had no family or a spouse or anything like that.
And, like, no one can't, he can't make the decision.
Like, he can't give her a burial or a funeral because the government's like,
you have to be related to give a funeral.
And I was like, what do you mean?
And he's like, yeah, they're just going to 30 days claim the body and then just
put her somewhere because she's from that family, which is he's trying to track family down
because he's like, I want to give her something.
It is crazy.
So you literally sign your life away in more ways than one.
And it's a little stressful, but they get you because it's right before you go out on the aisle.
He's like, okay, actually you got to sign this and this and then you're just like signing all this paperwork.
You're like, Jesus.
Like, it's a lot.
Dayport and I never got divorced before that reason.
Oh, I forgot about that.
Yeah, he's still married.
It is a big commitment, I suppose.
But that's one thing just getting engaged.
Then you're kind of like, look, guys, we're engaged.
But you don't have to actually get married if you don't want to.
Yeah.
There's a lot.
Yeah.
It's a lot to think about.
I mean, Jen McAllister's engagement got me excited, though.
I was like, that's cute.
That's what I'm saying.
It's cute.
people stop asking because we're like,
No, your house would be like, so when's a wedding?
I know. Well, that's true.
I know. I do want to go to a wedding. We've never
been as a couple to a wedding. I want to go to a wedding.
I've only been to one wedding besides ours. I've only been
one out of the wedding. I've only been one out of the wedding.
Just have it. Even if it's at the courthouse would be so fun.
We can take care of cute photos.
You have like the David guest wedding where it's like
Michael Jackson and Elizabeth Taylor and all the people in it.
Like it'd be so fun to just have your like random group of people that you know
next to you. You need to do it.
Pink tuxitos.
Are you planning it?
Yes.
Wasn't your guys' invitation?
It was, was it the snow globe?
Yes, we had a snow globe.
Did I know you?
We knew you.
We, no, we weren't here together.
No, I was with Joey when he got his, though.
We were Taylor Swift just inviting everybody.
That's so random that we invited Joey.
That's so funny.
We really did kind of invite everybody.
That's crazy that he got one because those were so expensive.
They were going to be even more expensive.
but we had to tone it down.
It was twilight, I think, when you opened it.
It played, d-d-de-de-de-d-d.
Yeah.
We were inviting everybody.
Yeah, I was out of his house when it came in the mail, I think.
I remember it was like, he was got.
He placed it in the dining room, at least.
Oh, yeah, it was featured, a featured decor item.
Okay, I love it, so it was worth it.
Those were so freaking expensive.
Our whole budget was on the freaking invitations, which I didn't know.
It was crazy.
I love an invitation.
I love a wedding.
It's so fun.
Just the engagement will be fun.
He didn't end up good.
going but you know then at least he got them right i think he said he was he was england
course yeah we had a good turnout at our wedding it was good weddings are fun but they're kind of a
scam i mean money-wise you know what i mean i'll keep asking i'll follow up next month if you're
gonna get engaged i think you'd be the first to find out really you're going to send me a picture
i mean you're definitely going to be performing at the wedding but maybe the engagement as well
i don't know i love that at a party let's do it we can do it up here would you
both wear rings for engagement?
I think so, yeah.
I think so, too.
I think that's like, I was that it was weird when the guy, like, when you wouldn't wear one,
I'm like, we should both be wearing them because we're both taken now.
We're both fiancée's, you know?
Usually, Daryon is more Moses coated, but I am in the sensory thing with jewelry.
I'm very weird.
Like, I never.
Sometimes.
Sometimes.
Only for show.
And then I take them off as soon as I'm done.
But also when I wear them, I fidget with them a lot.
Yes, same.
Yes.
I don't wear my knee there.
I'm always just scared for, like,
getting lost or stolen or something like that,
so I just don't wear them.
Yeah.
But they are like, yeah, I forget to put it on.
But at least for the first, like, year, it's fun to wear it.
I'd be like, look, we're married.
Yeah, and he loves picking out.
Jewelry.
Jewelry.
Yeah.
Married couples who wear them all the time for like,
my dad's worn his for like 25 years.
I'm just like, you never take that off.
It's just always on.
That's, it has to be annoying.
Especially the girls with the diamonds and stuff.
Like, it doesn't get caught on your panty hose.
Like, it just, it doesn't, it seems annoying.
Rings seem annoying.
I don't know.
People will say if people are not wearing their rings, it's like, oh, they're not together
anymore because they're not wearing rings.
I'm like, who the hell wears wedding rings?
And why?
To be like, I'm taken.
It's never stopped anybody.
In fact, I feel like most girls would be like, it's a challenge.
You know what I mean?
Like, I don't really get the point.
I mean, I'll take one.
I like them, but it is dumb, huh?
If you've worn rings for longer than 10 years, why?
Tell us why.
Let us know.
Let us know.
Let us know.
Yeah.
I think I found your next.
acting role though.
I'm ready.
Ashley Tisdale is starring in a dark comedy series,
Toxic Moms,
following her viral essay breaking up with my toxic mom group.
I have a feeling she did that essay so she could have an IP.
Because nobody wants to make a TV show or movie unless you have an IP.
And that's why people do books and this kind of stuff like that to get it turned into something.
So I think she just wrote that to be like, look, look how powerful this is.
She probably was toxicity.
She probably started the toxicity to be like, I'm going to get me a TV show.
out of this and it's going to be real and people are going to rally behind me.
Because the general consensus was that she was the problem, right?
Is that what we gathered from everyone else's accounts like Mandy Moore and Hillary Duff?
Like she kind of was the toxicity.
That, yes.
No, in a sense.
So she just created her own drama to make a little TV show or a big TV show maybe.
I'll be in it.
Ashley, I love you.
But it seems a little like kind of orchestrated.
I guess so, right?
Because it was an op-ed that kind of came out of nowhere.
No one was really talking about it.
No one really asked for it.
Right.
of her own volition wanted to share this experience.
So now that you say it, yeah, I didn't think about that,
but that does kind of make sense.
Because like, she had to know, she's in a celebrity mom group.
She had to know it would make waves, right?
Yes.
Hmm.
You're kind of spilling.
Who bought it?
Who picked it up?
Netflix.
So it's going to be big.
It's going to be big, yeah.
And she's starting in it?
She's going to be, she's expected a star in it.
She's also producing it, and she's teamed up with Sabrina Jalise, who was,
did mating season and search party and Ali Wong who did
yes.
That's gonna be good.
Yeah.
I don't think that's all Ali Wong.
I was like,
is she writing it or just producing it?
I think I could,
I feel like she'll probably end up writing it.
I like Ali Wong's,
uh,
the things that she writes.
So,
so funny.
So funny.
Definitely knows women and it's a dark comedy.
Uh-huh.
Perfect.
I love it.
I feel like it's gonna,
it's gonna,
it's gonna stop.
Even if you're like,
ugh,
like if you were not,
like I was seeing,
you know,
Hillary,
team Mandy and everything.
Is it always.
But I fear I'm seated.
I fear I'm seated for this.
I think it's gonna be good.
No director, no one attached.
Nothing yet.
Ryan Murphy, get on that.
We could have an all-spair.
Or no, I don't know.
I love Warren Murphy.
We don't like him now.
He's being canceled?
No.
I think he's just spread a little thin.
I think he has it, you know, he has too much.
Because he has the Netflix shows.
He has FX shows.
He has all the, you know, he has too many things where I think he's spread a little thin.
I mean, someone really lock in and like.
I'll direct it.
work.
I would love.
I'll cash.
Megan Trainer.
Scott Hoing recently just became a parent.
He could be in the toxic mom group.
I think he told us that he was going to join the Megan Trainor mom group.
That's Fierre.
Yes.
Is that your ticket in TV?
So I'm going to infiltrate that.
I think that's where it's going to be.
I have ideas for this.
And I think we could use some real mom influences.
I think Megan Traynor needs.
She definitely needs a redemption arc.
So maybe this could be it.
If she's like a really good actress, you know, like that and it really gets into it.
Who else could be in it?
Toxic mom group.
I thought you instantly
Because I'm like
You're a mom
You can definitely do this kind of like
Campy drama
Yes
Um
Whitney
That'd be really good
Oh she's an actress too
Although her production company
I would want to produce it
And they already have a production company
So maybe get
Jen Affleck
No not Jen Affleck
Well she's toxic
And a mom
Two Method
That's too method
Okay okay
Not too real
Okay
Vanessa Hudgens
for a little reunion.
Vanessa would be good.
X's and the O's they hot.
You never saw her in Ashley Tisdale do that cover.
It's like in Ashley Tisdale's backyard.
In their backyard sessions, yes.
I love that one.
And they were with a little guitar and everything.
Yeah.
Did you know Orion that from high school musical,
the actor Lucas Gabriel is not gay.
I know.
I just watched a whole eight-part series on TikTok about it.
What?
Like, what?
And that's why someone did a whole thing
of why he never became successful.
And it's like,
It was like the opposite.
He was like, this gay character and he wasn't gay in real life.
And so everyone just saw him as.
So he always played gay, I guess, after that.
Because people just saw us.
That is shocking.
Like, what do you mean?
You're straight.
What?
How?
Yeah.
Not real.
But real.
I mean, I saw it on TikTok.
Oh, my God.
I want to interview him.
Yes, he is straight.
Wow.
I know.
But also.
Great actor.
Are you sure?
He auditioned.
For the Troy Bolton character.
Whoa.
Yeah, they're actually know you're going to play the little gay kid.
Which is crazy.
And he also wasn't a kid.
He was like an adult at the time.
And even on the show he did after, I think it was like Secret Life of American Teenagers or something like that.
Like one of those shows, he was like 30 playing a high schooler.
Like he just constantly played like a gay high schooler.
And he was straight and male in 30s.
That is fierce.
Oh, switched up birth.
Oh, switched at birth.
Yes.
I remember that.
Yeah.
And he was like supposed to be this like big thing.
and then just...
Wow. That really gagged me.
He was...
I never seen anyone play so gay.
That wasn't...
You know what I mean?
Like, he was just...
And it was kind of like
the character we didn't know was gay
because wasn't he with the little piano player
in the movie.
Oh, Kelsey?
So the kind of made him see like he wasn't gay.
It seemed like he had a crush on
Corbyn Blues character.
That's what I...
The third one.
Oh, T.
Right on the second one.
The boy's like, I don't dance.
I know you do.
I think that was...
Okay, work.
I think they were queer rating, though.
Because he was with Kelsey and the other ones.
You're right, you're right, you're right.
I mean, I guess he was just so flamboyant, but I guess if you are Sharpe's brother,
you're going to be flamboyant.
Like, you have no choice.
Yeah, it's okay to be.
So they were kind of making it seem like that he could be straight in those ones.
Yeah, yeah.
But he did the backyard sessions with her too.
He was in high school musical, The Musical, the series with Olivia Rodriguez as well.
Who do you play?
The teacher?
I think he played, no, he played Lucas Grayville.
Oh.
Because it was, what?
High School, The Musical, the series was a Disney Plus show about the school.
school where it's meta it's like where high school musical was filmed that school in in Utah yeah it was
a like a series about kids in that school who were putting on high school musical the musical
because it was filmed at their school so like oh so they had the real any other the ones come back
i think it was just him yeah and maybe the girl uh pop and lock and jam and oh casey
Casey Stroh.
I know her everywhere.
She is like the biggest high school.
And Coach Bolton wasn't in it?
Because he's always doing high school musical.
Oh, I think he wasn't in a too.
Oh, you know those three are always down to come back, which I love.
I would do.
But no, they made a lot of like Vanessa Hudson's references.
Wait, what did you sing just now?
Pop and lock and jam and break.
Oh, I thought you were singing pop it, lock it, poca dot.
I was like to stick to the status quo, not to be confused with, yeah.
What?
Poe down, grow down.
Stick to the status.
I like to pop and lock and jam and break.
No, no, no, no.
Oh, yeah, is that even legal?
It's just dancing.
Sometimes I think it's even cooler than homework.
Not another word.
I love that part.
That was great.
Look at me and what do you see?
Intelligence beyond compare.
But inside I am burning.
Something strange is occurring.
It's a secret I need to share.
Open up, big way down deep.
And that's why it's up.
I like to pop.
Like, no.
No, no, no.
No.
No, no, no.
We could do it.
We could recreate it.
We could do our own high school musical, The Musical, The Series.
Who would you play?
Troy.
I'll be Troy.
Who are you?
I fear I would be Ryan, Lucas Gravill.
No, just because you're gay?
No, you could play Sharpay.
Okay, fear.
I could see you as a Sharpay.
Moses, you could be Darbis.
Do you know who that is?
Does he play basketball?
No, the coach.
the coach the director of the play oh
i mean if you want to play basketball i guess you could be
who's who's choice from the chad
is there a guy with a curly hair or something which one do you want to be
i guess i'll be zick oh oh the baker oh yeah he does say that what's his what's his line
something about creme brulee
kreme brulee they keep your voice down low oh yeah not another p no not another
sound everybody quiet yeah that's right damn that was a good song that was good
Who wrote those songs?
Was it Adam Shankman?
Oh.
Because he, yeah, I think, maybe him.
He wrote it.
I think.
And can you take a directed it?
I think.
Can you take a directed Michael Jackson in his last tour before he died?
He really got around.
He's everywhere.
Oh, no.
David Lawrence and Faye Greenberg.
Shout out to them.
Shout out to them.
They wrote a banger.
They were all such good songs.
I love high school musical.
It's my favorite.
Favorite series, I think, ever.
Not the one that was on Disney Plus, but the original.
three.
The Disney Plus series was really not bad.
It really was like Louis-Radrygo.
It was good.
I was before she took off, though.
It was before driver's license.
And you liked it then.
It really was quite good.
The acting with the music was good.
I guess we could try and watch it because we did watch all three of the high school
musicals.
And man, Moses, watch all of them when we met.
Maybe the kids would like the music.
That's true.
They do like high school musical three, so they could like them.
They could like it.
Is it more for little kids or no?
the TV series?
Or adults, young adults.
My tweens, I guess.
Yeah.
I'll put it on.
Yeah, it's a cute scene.
And Olivia, I wish she would go back to acting, but...
Who did she play?
She played, like, the Vanessa Hudgens-esque character.
But who did she play in the play?
Vanessa Hudgens' character.
Oh, okay, so she was Gabriela...
I'm playing a Gabriela character.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Who was the Troy Bolton?
Joshua Bassett, who she wrote driver's license about,
he was trying to be the Troy,
but it ended up being like the hot like football player guy.
And that was like the contention was like she was playing the romantic lead with this guy.
But she was dating Joshua Bass's character.
So did they ever show their final performance?
Did they ever get to like sing the songs from the original?
I think so.
Because it opens with them auditioning to get the parts.
And then the whole show they're like in the outfits and stuff and auditioning.
Yeah, I think so.
It's been a while since I watched
Do you remember the Sweet Life episode where they did
High School musical?
Yeah, of course.
That guy is on Hacks.
Yes, and he was an ugly Betty.
Yes, he's so great.
I love him.
Remember we saw him at the after party?
At Hax?
The assistant to Deborah Vance
and he was in high school music,
well, he was in the high school musical
and the brush your tea.
Oh, I have a loss without my floss.
I told him that too.
I was like,
Mark and Delacado.
He was an ugly Betty.
Oh, damn.
And he was the little, he was ugly,
ugly Betty's nephew, gay nephew.
Oh, that's cute.
I wonder if he's gay in real life.
I hope so, because he was gay as hell and ugly Betty.
And gay as hell and gay as hell in Hacks.
So if he's not gay, I'm going to be really upset.
That would be like one, like.
I feel like that is happening a lot now.
It's like, you guys tricked us.
Mark, let us know, I might have the check.
Oh, my gosh.
I would be upset.
Oh, is it cancer.
He was two days after me.
July 16.
Oh my God, it's coming up.
Your birthday.
Me just Googling Mark and the Lakado get yes.
openly gay.
Are you sure?
Period.
I mean, that's what Google says, but we don't know.
Yeah, T.
I'll DM him.
We are, at least.
I'll see.
Are you gay?
Can you ask that anymore?
I don't know if you can.
Can you ask the person if they're gay?
Just in real life, not like a hiring situation.
That's a great question.
Like you meeting Benson Boone and been like, you're gay, right?
I always kind of like, I will like suss it out.
So if I'm with someone, well, like, I usually know nowadays that they're gay.
I'll be like, oh, I have a date.
Oh, like, how long are you talking to him?
You know what I mean?
And then see what they say.
And then you're just like, oh, six months.
And they're like, okay, I knew it.
So you kind of confirm it without confirming it.
I feel like it's safer in our space to assume gay versus assuming straight, right?
Like, I obviously in the day point in way barstool situation, I feel like assume straight.
But for us, it's safer to assume gay because either you are gay or you're straight.
such an ally that he would be flattered to be called gay you know that's true that's true people
do like that it's like kind of a flex now that yeah the straight guys we associate with i would be
you know would think it's cute would love it yeah it's very uh in the elwood she she uh this one girl she's
like oh my god he called you a lesbian and she like yeah she like but like aren't you upset that
like people think you're gay and she like i am gay and she like what like she doesn't know
she doesn't have a gaitar you watched it i did watch it i thought it was pretty good and i kind of
like the fact that she had no gaiter because then the lesbian was like if the whole world
had no gator like you.
It would be a lot safer place
and it was like really cute.
It was kind of cute.
I actually liked it.
I thought it was good.
People I think are just haters.
She was like she looked.
I mean,
she sounded and looked just like her.
I mean, she was just like exactly the same.
I liked it.
Doesn't make sense in the universe of out.
Who cares?
You know what I mean?
Like it's fake.
None of it's real.
A week ago.
Well, now that I saw it,
it's actually pretty good.
It's actually pretty clever.
We loved it.
It worked the first time.
Let's just do it again.
You know what I mean?
I heard that too from like other reviewers.
they're like, if you just think of it as like an alternate dimension.
Yes.
Or something like where it's unassociated with legally blonde.
Or a daughter of Elle.
Someone said if it was like Elle's daughter, like you would get it.
Yeah.
Why didn't they do that?
I know.
That's what I'm saying.
And that's how I looked at it.
I was like, oh, this is feeling like her daughter because she is like giving the exact same manner as it's the same thing.
And she had, you know, the same.
It was very like a different.
It was like the modern day Elle woods.
And I like, I thought it was really good.
You're kind of influencing me.
I think it's good.
I never wanted to watch any new like teen tween show.
I'm not into.
off campus, any of that stuff, but I was like, I need to watch this.
Off campus shade.
Be serious.
Because I mean, what is it?
You know what I mean?
No one's talking about it.
There's a whole.
Everyone's talking about off campus, yes.
I think even bad hype is like hype because I was like, I want to watch this now.
It's kind of like Supergirl.
I really wanted to watch Supergirl too.
I was like, I didn't get to the theater this weekend.
But I am going to watch it because it's like, well, if everyone hates it.
Like, let's watch it and see what's about.
Well, it'll be on digital only two weeks.
Tomorrow.
I think they said July 30th is it'll be out on digital.
It's really soon.
July's going fast.
right what is it like seven six six fit six oh so what are you going to do for your birthday next week
are you going somewhere no i mean going to comic con the week after and it's for work but um i also like
love common con so i feel like that would be kind of birthday-e yeah maybe we'll go to benning hana because
i went to benignana once for my birthday like three years ago or four years ago so i feel like that
be fun. Oh my god. I hope they still have the Trish Trio like insert. Oh, we just made just made the cutoff.
I know. Well, some people are stealing the inserts. Well, I guess you would have them. I don't know
if you're stealing or what, but we go and like all the inserts are gone and I was like, wait.
I'll give you one. Just take it with you. Oh, and put it in the menu. Most is always one
to see that. Just in case they don't have them. We'll just stick yours in there. I'm like, no, but that's the fun part is getting to open it and be like that's me. That's the Trish Trio.
That's so popular people actually keep it. I mean, I love that. Yes. Is there one in San Diego? Are you're going to know the one. No, I'll go to the Enino one.
It was so fun.
Oh my gosh.
Just get the trash trio.
I hope the sign is still there because it's like right off in Turi.
You just see like this big pink sign.
It's like so cool.
I'm surprised no one stole that.
We were planning on it.
I tried.
That is kind of a fun idea, right?
I got caught.
That's like your Empire State proposal.
Just stealing all the signs?
What happens if you do?
Are you allowed to or is it private property or is a property?
I mean, what's stopping someone from stealing a street sign?
A tea.
I mean, I know for like in like stores where they have displays.
Like I think Target.
They just had a Pokemon collab, and people were stealing the Pokemon, like, signs.
Are you not allowed to?
I think that's technically still theft, but, I mean...
What are you going to do?
I think it's up to $1,000 in California, right?
Yeah.
So...
How much is the value of your sign?
I'm kind of priceless.
As you will.
Our...
Close down here.
The one we always ordered our spicy nuggets from.
I'm actually really sad because I was, like, for old times, we should have gotten some...
I know, it's Moses.
He was the one who, like, talked down about those cheeseburgers and it probably closed.
I'm so sad.
In the middle of the minors...
meal too. I was hoping that would give them a nice booze.
A little research. I did see the minions movie.
Oh.
Minions and monsters and the minions are gay.
No way.
So I feel like now you have to be nice to them.
How do you know?
They're like in love.
Like it's Henry and James are the two lead minions and they have a deaf friend.
So it's also like, you know, it's like woke as hell.
I love that.
And they're like the other minions in the little group are mad because they stay up giggling
and reading books together and like encouraging.
merging each other's art to make directorial debut.
Like they're making a movie together.
It's gay as hell.
They're probably all gay.
Aren't they all men?
There's no female minions.
Oh, wait.
Right?
You kind of gagged me with that.
I thought that was the whole thing.
So eventually they all got to.
That's kind of tea.
I didn't even think about that.
I mean, these ones in particular are very romantic, Henry and James.
They're more of the flamboyant gays.
Well, they're just like so in love with each other.
Like, they're just a couple.
Okay.
That's cute.
Because I've seen the other minions movies and, you know, I never really thought they were like, they had romantic chemistry.
These Henry and James are taking it.
They have such good chemistry.
I love that.
Yeah.
So I think now you have to be nicer to the minions because of the gay.
It's homophobic if you're not nice to the minions.
Honestly, you sold me on it.
I knew it.
Once I realized they were gay, I was like, wait, she has to love the minions.
Oh, I kind of love.
No penetration.
Shone?
There's minion sex and minions and months.
I don't know.
How do you know they're gay?
You're just because they're friendly with each other.
cuddling each other.
They stay up all night cuddling and reading a little book and looking at the stars.
Like it's fierce.
Did you get the minion meal?
No.
I don't do.
I kind of want to because they put the little minion and little pigtails and that's fun to me.
They bring back the, like the sun.
Remember the sun porches?
I think sunset one has it.
It's like the sunroofs.
Yeah.
That was great with the yellow bigies.
Yeah.
I'm getting a lot of nostalgia core TikToks and that was like one of the things that keeps getting
brought up like things we missed from the early 2000s and I'm like tea I didn't miss that too I get
mine from like the 90s and it's like the Flintstone push up pops do you remember that?
Oh love those so good the kangaroo the dunkeroo's uh-huh those were so been good times
I need to bring it back I love nostalgia oh kind of related Dick Van Dyke who is 100 years old
um love that well did you I didn't know this about Dick Van Dyke do you know how old his wife is
54 like what the hell is going on?
What part?
We're against it, we're for it.
What's your past 30?
You're good.
It doesn't matter the age gap at that point.
I'm like, what the hell are they talking about?
What part?
What part?
What are you gagged by?
I just saw, like, I read it, I saw an article that was like, Dick Van Dyke 100 takes a walk.
I think it was showing how old he was and how decrepit he was.
Dick Van Dyke 100 uses Walker during rare outing with wife Arlene, 54 was the headline.
And I was like, wait, 54.
Like that is a whole day
They're both old
What do you mean?
That makes sense.
But what part?
Because it's like they're both old.
What is she supposed to date?
What is he supposed to date?
A 90 year old?
Yes.
Who's they take care of them?
You have to date younger at that point.
At that point is like you have no choice.
When do they get together?
I mean, that's a good question.
I don't know.
50 years ago.
That is crazy.
Because I'm like 54 to 100 is just
it's a big difference like conversationally.
Like what do y'all even?
talk about.
No.
I mean, you're all old.
You remember Ed Sullivan.
Like, you know what I mean?
50 is not that old.
I mean, it is, babe.
No.
50 and 100.
I mean, I have such to talk about Big Van Dyke about.
I'm going to be 50 in a couple of years.
Yeah.
I can't imagine being with a hundred year old person.
What do you mean?
Yes.
You know so much about that culture and you could talk about everything.
Somebody that's 100 now.
Leave a different life in mind.
You know all the question that's Dick.
Oh, what was like being on the Mary Tyler Moore show?
What was like having a female lead as your like protakenness of the show?
What was like?
dancing and like you know
Mary Poppins was Julie Andrews like how did you guys
like what was like being a musical singer back in the 50s like you've always
like old guys so well they have a lot to teach you
and then once I'm 50 I feel like it's more appropriate because now I'm old too
me and a 50 me and a hundred year old I would love to talk to any of the
hundred Mel Brooks was 100 I'd love to talk to all of them when did they get
together she was 40 see and he was 81 over the hill
when you're 40 you're over the hill yeah I guess 40 to 80 I guess just
100 a hundred or something so well
kind of amazing though 40 even 40 80 to 81 like my mom's yeah because when I was young my mom had me
older so like I was pretty young when she was in her 40s and she still like felt young so like I
couldn't imagine her with an 80 year old like if my dad was 80 that would be kind of weird to me I could I
could picture it well you were with 80 year olds when you were like 20 so yeah that was bad the 20 to 80
pipeline was bad but now that I'm 38 easily like Mel Brooks is still one of my dream man that I'd be like
if I wasn't with Moses.
I mean, I probably was writing him letters at some point
being like I would love to marry you.
Like I, that was like my dream.
Like, because they're just so knowledgeable.
They've been around.
So knowledgeable.
They've been around how many wars.
Like you survived Vietnam, World War II.
You can just ask.
Yeah, it's like being with a literal dinosaur,
which is kind of fun.
But then you don't really know anything about technology
and then he definitely doesn't.
That's not true.
We're just saying old people adapt AI more than anyone.
Okay, all the old people in our lives,
the older men in our lives are older people obsessed with AI.
And we're like, yeah, but they don't really know like the ramifications.
Of course.
Also, they don't care.
They're going to die.
They're like, whatever.
Who cares?
But that's what I'm saying.
They almost adapt it more.
You know he's on chat, GPT.
He's like, looking up all these things because that's, you're on the way out.
You're just like, whatever, you know what I mean?
Like, it is crazy, though, to be 100.
I think it's great.
I would love to be 100.
I would love it.
I'm manifesting that for both of us to be 100.
But like, how crazy is your day to day where you're just like, is this the day?
Yeah, any second now.
Yeah.
I mean, that's so scary.
I know.
Or going to bed.
It's really going to bed being like,
maybe it won't make up, yeah.
I don't know.
It's so much of wild because there's a lot of people that are 100 now,
and it's like a really crazy thing.
It's good, though.
It's good if people are living longer.
I suppose.
He seems happy.
Dick Van Dyck was just on Masking her like a few years ago.
At like 98 years old.
I was like, damn, that's pretty impressive.
It's pretty good.
You didn't even have to wear a mask.
What?
What does that mean?
Like, people don't know who he is.
I love Massinger.
I'd be on it at 98.
I wonder if I also be around when we're in 98.
I hope we both love to be 98.
I think the worst part about getting that old is also just seeing so many people die that you know.
Because you imagine I'm 100 years old and just like everyone's just dropping.
And you're just like, damn, all right.
It's kind of like all the YouTubers getting canceled and irrelevant.
That's the equivalent.
Right.
Very much like that.
Right.
It is crazy.
When you sent me that David Doberk, TikTok, I was like, yeah.
Yeah.
I forgot about this little.
Cockcroaches. I have never seen him.
Like, you know, like, I haven't seen the visual of him in a long time.
So I was like, well, we reacted to his YouTube video like a month ago, but.
Oh, yeah.
I'm scared.
I disassociated.
And you hear his voice.
Oh, well, I don't anymore.
I stopped listening to it.
I really did stop listening to it because I was like, I'm rather on that Stephanie Sue
rotten.
I don't rather listen to true crime and bodies than that because I was like, I cannot
listen to this anymore because they are, talk about, they should get with the
girl from one talk because talk about like stupidity.
Like they've all just sounds so stupid.
And I'm like, this is the stupidest conversation I've ever heard in my life.
anyways.
Oscar sent me a TikTok of.
I do like her.
She asked a lot of people if you would get with a big girl.
That girl is known for doing that.
And she asked David Doberk, like, would you ever date a big girl and him just
like lying through his people with the comments calling him about too, being like, he's
lying.
Yeah.
His response was I would get with anyone who wants me, basically.
Okay.
Okay.
It's giving Noah back when he's like, do I date black girls?
I like humans.
I don't know about their color.
It's just like, okay, defensive.
Like, just relax.
Like, it was so crazy.
I was like David O'Rick hates fat people
That's what I wanted to comment on there
I literally was gonna be like the most
Fat-phobic person I know
But okay
I almost did actually
And then you know I just I just stopped myself
I'm like let me just I don't need to put that out there
I need to put positivity out there
He was popping up on everything
He was watching like fireworks
And I guess it was in like
I don't know
These guys were like oh look at David
In this like
More rough part of town I guess
And he was yeah I figure out where he was
They showed like Pruitt Avenue
But all the guys were like oh he's here
Yeah, he went up to
a random person filming the fireworks,
and was like, hey, can I use a guy's bathroom?
Oh, is that what it was?
That's what I saw.
I don't know what he's doing with his life.
I was like, okay, he's just so,
he's just everywhere lately,
and it's too much for my liking.
The worst.
You kind of derailed my transition.
Oh, sorry.
I think you're talking about canceled YouTubers
I thought of David Dobrick.
I was going to go from, you know,
dying at 100 to the concept of past
lives.
Love that.
I love a past life.
Well, Millie Bobby Brown talked about who she believes she was in a past life, and she believes
that she was a closeted gay soldier who was killed with a sword.
And it was like the most Trishian thing I've ever seen in an interview.
I love the Nola Holmes 3 press store.
Yes.
Every interview of Millie Bobby Brown tickles me lately.
I get things she is so funny.
She did an interview with Capital Buzz, and she got asked about she believes in past
lives and she said oh i actually know exactly who i was because i have a birth mic on my lower back the very
bottom of my spine which is obviously meant to be the way that you died in the past life and she says in war
well i don't know if it happened a lot but to kill people to make them have a painful death they would
put swords up people's spines so they were completely paralyzed but they would obviously die and that's
how i think i died so i might have been a soldier and then uh she said she was definitely a man but
hopefully a closeted gay man.
Why closeted?
I think because gay people back in the day
weren't allowed to be in the...
Was she having sex as the gay man or she's just like completely suppressing?
I think she just wishes...
Like if she had to be a man,
she would hopefully prefer to be gay
versus like a straight one.
And you had to be closeted to be in the military.
So, yeah.
But I think like way back in the year 300,
I think they were definitely openly gay Roman soldiers
in the movie 300.
She didn't specify what time era or what...
war. Well, like, what empire? We at the Roman Empire? Because they were definitely gay.
I don't know what she knows either. She's just basing off the mark on her back. You have a bit more specific. Millie.
Yeah, you have good follow-up questions. I mean, it was her and her co-star Louis Bartridge were like interviewing each other.
Oh, yes. So he just said, I don't believe in past lives. And she goes, okay, well, that ends that. But she was so like. Yeah, like play with it. I know. That's such a stupid answer. She was so in passion. She was like, hopefully a gay, a closet of gay man.
hopefully like she was so wistful and that really killed the vibe he definitely killed the vibe
I want to be like a super gay man in my past life like a really who's like the most openly gay
oh like Leslie Jordan what rest time peace you remember Leslie Jordan no who's that
he was in Will and Grace he was like the young oh I mean not young the short like gay the lepracron
and look up the Irish I think so yeah I think so yeah he kind of gives me like
was he super gay in like 80 years yeah was he super gay yeah was he super gay yeah
Yes, Leslie Jordan?
I didn't know.
Oh.
Wait, how do you know about him?
That's all right?
He was old.
He was always on Rupal's Drag Grace because he was just so old and flamboyant.
Oh, okay, I love that.
I was thinking more like Freddie Mercury getting a bunch of ass, you know what I mean?
Just like having sex with everybody.
I was thinking more like that.
But I like that too.
You could be Leslie Jordan, I'll be Freddie Mercury.
Which openly gay man would you be?
In your past life.
I think if there was only...
Oh, I like that you're thinking about this.
It's good.
I don't know. I would like to think Napoleon was gay. Maybe Napoleon.
Oh, why is he gay?
Just give it the vibe.
What did he do? I don't even know anything about Napoleon. What did he do?
He was conquering the world.
Oh, and conquering some ass.
I like that. Okay. Well, you don't really know that he's openly gay, but I like that you chose someone who could be closeted.
We can out him now as any case.
Shakespeare definitely, I think, was gay because he was writing just all men in his plays.
If you were meant to be a girl, you're a man. If you're meant to be a dog, you're a man.
You're just all men.
I like it.
Shout up to the openly game.
And the closet of gates too.
No, come out.
It's so much better.
If it's safe, of course.
It should be saved now,
unless you're in like Arkansas or something.
I love Millie By, Brown.
Please come on the podcast.
We love Anola Holmes.
I should watch that show.
I can't find new shows to watch.
It's like nothing on right now.
There's three of them.
And they're quite long, but give it a try.
And it's about Sherlock Holmes's daughter.
I guess, yeah.
Yeah.
I think it's fierce too because she,
gets a lot of flack because she's playing
like this old-timey kind of character
but she refuses to like be de-glam
like she still has acrylics and like extensions
in full glam and she got asked about that too
she's like that's so boring
like if you're mad at me for playing historic piece
and still having like makeup and extensions
like focus on the artistry and I was like yeah
I love her she doesn't give
the key and then um god I forget his name
but there's this gay reporter
who I think I forget what outlet maybe it's like
the advocate or something
I think his name is Ricky, but he does
all the gay, like, he goes to
like the RuPaul's Drag Race events and, like, just
ask, like, the craziest gay questions. I think he's based
in Las Vegas, too, and he'll sometimes do, like,
the morning news and, like, just have a key.
Like, he cuts up with, like, the other anchor for which being
so gay. But he interviewed Millie
Bobby Brown, too, and he was like, Millie,
everyone wants to see you, like, be a little lesbian.
Like, when are you going to play someone queer?
Yes! And she goes, yes, bitch.
Okay.
She's not played a lesbian.
Toxic mom group, she's a lesbian.
That should be.
It. Oh my God.
I forgot. I forget she's a mom too.
Yes.
That would be so good.
Very, what does that show?
Hunter Wives or something?
Oh, yes.
It could be me and Millie.
How old is she?
She's like 23, but.
I could be like the lesbian like, kind of like in hacks, right?
There was that like lesbian couple.
It was like the hot.
Oh.
You know what I mean?
I forgot their names.
It was kind of like that.
It's like the Deborah Vance and the Ava.
Sure.
I'd love to play a lesbian in something actually.
That'd be great.
I just love them.
You might have to write it yourself.
Maybe that's the next book.
The Adventure of Lesbian Trish.
I love it.
You probably don't remember when I brought it up, but the new gay dating app that
tried to get Dary in to promote it, Goose.
I do remember this.
Oh, they were.
Yes.
They followed up.
Well, E.J. Dickinson, who did your Rolling Stone interview.
She also wrote a book about being a mom.
Oh, wait, she did?
Yeah, it's because I was supposed to interview her.
I don't know what happened.
And I was supposed to do like a interview.
Probably my dumb ass didn't like follow up or something.
But yeah, she's great.
I love her.
She's fierce.
And she did an investigation into the app.
She writes now for Wired.
But she did an investigation into Goose.
No way.
You think she watched the podcast and saw it.
I didn't investigate this.
Who was talking about Goose?
Nobody.
I never heard of it.
She said that Goose has been using a network of AI generated instigate accounts to lure
dudes onto the app.
So she said she heard about it from a few friends that
received messages from random hot guy accounts that just followed them inviting them to the app and the accounts were all created in May or June and they are all just like hot guys and the language and the messages were all very similar um they went hey okay this might feel random but felt you'd be interested and part of the team behind goose a new gay app that just launched it's basically a curated network of guys in key cities across the u.s who wanted to actually make plans and meet people at i r. We're handpicking who's,
who gets in and honestly just thought you'd be a great fit.
And it's like a way to skip the quote unquote approval process.
So the AI Instagay bought accounts were all inviting other gays to be a part of the ambassador program.
Oh my gosh.
I know.
It's kind of crazy.
Doing Daring got AI'd?
I kind of do.
I mean, the messages was like the same too.
But they were asking them to like promote it as well.
Yeah.
I wonder how they find like how come they didn't reach out to you?
Like how do they find the people?
I think they reached out to a specific looking kind of twink slash twang.
So AI is like programmed to find only hot people?
I think so.
That's crazy.
Wow.
It's so advanced.
It really is.
I know.
She reached out to the founder, Derek Chadwick, for a statement, but he has not responded to the request for comments.
Yeah, reach out.
Did you reach out for a statement?
No, but I should, huh?
You're a journalist.
She said that a lot of the gay, members of the gay community she talked to who already criticized the app for
lack of diversity in its marketing and promoting toxic body image standards were already upset.
They said, on one hand, I'm flattered that I'm their target audience.
One user told her, but the need to essentially bait gai guys and the signing up feels really
sketchy, which is true.
Yeah.
But yeah, it's all like the idea of the app or the concept of the app is just like premium
selection of gays, I guess.
It's supposed to be not hookup focused.
But like when you sign up for the app, you're greeted by a photo of, uh,
Derek Chadwick, like, in his underwear.
So it's like...
What's Derek Chadwick look like?
He's like...
Hot?
Hot?
Yeah.
He's like a tall, muscular supermodal.
What's he known for?
Being hot.
And he started this app.
Yes.
Smart.
You must have a lot of money.
Have you investigated?
Have you looked into the app?
Have you tried to join?
No.
I have not tried to join.
Did you see what it is?
Like, to like, give a little girl out.
I don't...
It's like, they're making a premium.
Like, you have to get approved because it's supposed to be like all hot guys.
They've been like...
they were already getting flack before because they've been getting like,
uh,
like small gay TikTokers that all look the same,
like all these twinks basically to like make ads for goose,
but not,
uh,
disclose that their ads.
It's like,
oh, is it true?
Derek Chadwick is making a gay dating app and it's all these twinks like posting about it.
Are they getting paid?
They must be getting paid a little bit.
Or I think for Darian,
they,
when they reached out to him,
they made it seem like you can hop on a zoom with Derek Chadwick as if it's like,
as if it's like, you know, I hate this so much.
And then it also was getting a lot of flack to you because in the terms and conditions for the app,
basically when you join, you sign away, allegedly, your right to anything that you upload,
like your your likeness, your voice, all your photos, like they have the rights to, which.
And they can, and there's a statement there too, like they can do anything.
Like they could basically make AI versions of you based off of what you upload.
to there, which is like very
sus too. I think the next investigation
should be by the FBI. Because like,
what do you mean you're going to steal my likeness? Like, you don't owe my picture.
Be careful one joining these. I like the name though. Goose is good.
That's used to, we used to be able to call if he grabs
one's butt. You'd say they goost you.
Oh, so maybe that's where they got it from. Because the icon isn't even a goose.
What is it? A buckle? Two like stick figures holding hands.
Kind of abstract. Skinny's only.
It is very much. No fat's no fens. It's very that.
Is that what people say on Griner?
Damn.
Damn, the fatties really got it bad, huh?
Yeah.
Because the fatties would have to go to Scruff,
and now scruff is being taken over by, like, you know,
it's no shade.
Because you can never call a twink a twink,
a twink, because they will get upset.
Like, if you call a twink a twink,
they're going to be in your face about it
because every time I call it twink a twink of it,
they're like, I'm not a twink.
Who was the last person that got upset with you for saying that?
Probably maybe my friend,
maybe my friend,
maybe fry.
from TikTok.
You call them a twink and he hated it.
He's like, I am not a twink.
I am not skinny.
I have muscle.
I'm like, okay, relax.
You're still skiing.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
The twings get upset if you call them a twink because they want to be like muscle.
They want to be twunk or whatever.
I'm like, relax.
It's not a slur.
Yeah.
Coming from a gay person, not a slur.
Sometimes straight people will be using twink in.
Of course.
In place of the F slur.
And I'm like, I know what you're doing.
But, um, yeah, goose is twunks, twinks, I guess, hunks.
But.
Hunk sounds better.
Hunks.
Yeah.
But you have to be beefier to be a hunk.
I mean, you could be a hunk.
Moses, hunker, you're a hunk.
And gay standards.
Oh, wow.
And the gay label.
And the gay's lower your standards.
Very that.
Wait.
Yeah.
So true.
Like, anyone can be a hunk.
Everyone needs to chill.
But everyone started migrating to Scruff because they didn't want to be, hashtag not like the other twinks.
And then they were all in there.
So then you had to go to Growler.
And now.
Grawler is crazy.
Rowler was crazy.
That was for the big, the biggies.
That was on there.
It was a peak chug.
Yeah.
And now there's one.
There's one now.
I forget what it's called, but it's for eaters.
I love that one.
What's it called?
I forget what it's called.
I love that.
One of my oomphies talked about being on it.
I forget what is called.
But it's like either you are like a gainer, like for guys who are getting bigger,
or you want someone to feed?
I have no idea.
It should be called like the trough or the piggies come to eat.
I love that.
I'd be an ambassador.
I always love that.
They should have that for heterocouples too
Because I feel like that is very big in the heterical
In the heteral community as like feeders and eaters
Even unknowingly when I was younger
That'd be a lot of feeders
I'd be like order three meals
Order I'm just like oh I love this
You know you just think like I can order all this food
I could take it home
I was just I didn't think anything of it
But I said wow they were really like
They weren't feeders back then
It's fierce
They just like once you get bigger and bigger
I would just like the food
I know I loved it
I just took it home and had it for days
The cheese came after because that's when like
I used to live by the Cheesecake Factory in Sherman Oaks.
Oh my God.
There was a P.F. Chang's there back then.
I used to just take like three meals home.
P.F. Chings is slowly going away.
I know.
It makes me sad.
I love PF. Jains.
They've been trying with their marketing.
Their TikTok has been popping.
I know.
I love all the marketing.
Yeah.
They sent me a gift card ones and that I got, that took me very far.
I got so much leverage out of it.
Is it still up at the Topanga?
Yes.
Our local P.F. Chings, it's kind of the last remaining, literally,
like the whole entire strip mall has been demolished and it is the one building.
That's crazy.
So you pull into it and you're surrounded by rubble.
Like not even being dramatic.
Take a video.
I want to see.
Because you're literally surrounded by rubble.
Like no joke because they demolished.
It used to be like, you know, it was in the parking lot and then in the same parking
lot was the theater and a mall connected.
And they demolish all of that.
So it's just rubble.
Like where the Modgian is used to be.
It feels very apocalyptic.
Like, oh, look at the Piachangs and the rubble.
It is very that.
It is very that.
Ours got turned into a focus of chat.
When we moved to there was a P.F Chang's and I was so excited.
I was like, oh my God, we're going to eat here every single day.
I don't have a foggutte chow.
Which is so disgusting.
And I love me, but, like, I do not need, like, meat platters just walking around, like serving me meats at every, like, five minutes.
It was, like, not it.
I really wish something else.
That's where the Airwant's going to be.
They're building apartments there.
They need, like, a Capitol grill.
Salson beer's coming to Calbasis.
Did you see that.
I'm so excited.
But I guess you're close to the other one, too.
Salson beer.
a Benny Hana out here would be great, like something.
Yeah.
For a child's not it.
I hate that that's everywhere.
There's a one near you too, right?
Yeah, I don't even know what.
I mean, I drive past it, but I don't know what it is.
It's just meat.
It literally is just like meat on a stick, like bridesmaids where they get sick.
You know, it's just like meats on a stick.
Oh.
And like, they're not bad.
It's just like meat.
I just get them like it.
You're like sweating meat when you come out, though.
It was, yeah.
And I love meat, but that's too much.
I don't like meat like that.
Yeah.
You would hate it.
You would hate it for sure.
but keep the P.F. Chang's alive. If you see one, go to one.
Did you see the rumor that Ice Spice and Toby McGuire were making out at a party?
I thought it was pictures. I thought it was real. I thought it was fact.
I thought so too. But then someone from the show The Breakfast Club reached out to Ice Spice's
rep and they shot down the viral story and said that they were just sharing a vape.
Oh, that's kind of, that's kind of intimate. I did see a TikTok of normal people.
talking about this, how he went on a date with a girl.
They went on a double date and he was on a date with the girl
and then they were on a double date with her best friend and another guy.
And she got pissed at him for taking a hit of the girl's vape.
And so like half the comments were like, yeah, I'd be pissed too.
What the fuck?
I was like, oh no, she was like overreacting.
He thought she was overreacting.
She like, more than text, like that's like a boundary.
Like that's weird that you did that.
But half the comments were like, no, it's not weird.
The other half was like, yeah, that's like pretty intimate.
I think it's intimate to share a vape with someone.
If Moses just told Tanna, like, let me hit that vape, I'd be like, what the f***?
Like, you know what I mean?
That's weird.
Like, right?
It's kind of like, if Darian's like, okay, Darien's like, Jimmy, let me hit that vape.
Huh?
What's in the vape?
Well, anything.
But your mouth is on someone else's mouthpiece.
Maybe the guy's like, you know, weed head and he really wants.
A weed head is crazy.
Above, I don't know what you go.
What do you mean?
You were the biggest weed head back in the day.
You don't know what they called?
Back then, we used to smoke weed.
Like, a jolt head.
I thought that.
But I like weedhead.
Because it's a vaid.
By the way, I can understand if somebody really, really wants some.
And then.
A little addict.
Like, they don't really see that it's a girl.
Like, it doesn't matter who it is.
There's a vape.
They want to hear that vape.
So Cho-McGuire had the vape or Ice Spice had the vape.
I feel like Ice Spice is probably the one that had the vape.
Okay.
But the rep did not clarify who was in possession of the vape.
The photos just seemed like.
like they were close face to face.
Yeah,
and everyone kind of went with that summary of that they were caught kissing.
But yeah,
once a journalist had a breakfast club reached out to a rep,
they said they were just sharing a vape.
It still looks very close.
Yeah.
I guess the equivalent for the non-vapers,
like the way I connected in my brain is like if sharing a drink,
like yeah.
Yeah, like sharing a drink or.
Food, anything.
I'm like, I don't, not because of your food or drink with you.
I do think that's off-putting.
Is that a hot take?
I don't know.
What's your take on it?
It's like, if it's not my sister or my husband and someone's like, oh, can I have a bite of that?
Don't you think that's weird?
Like, if you offer, it's one thing.
Like, try some.
But if someone's like, I'm out to dinner with you, I'm like, can I have a bite of that?
Maybe not.
Is it weird?
I think it's weird.
But maybe it's not.
I don't think it's that.
I guess it depends.
Are you a trier?
Are you a taste?
I guess there's just, I'm, see, I am too anxious where I would never ask.
Like, even if it looks so good and I would want to, I would want to try it.
but I would kind of
drop hints that I want to try it
Oh okay
That looks really good
So someone's like try it
Yeah
You'll try it
Okay maybe but nothing with you
I guess yeah I would be like
Okay try it
Like I had a hot chocolate in London
And I was with someone
That I'm like close to
But not like super close to
And I felt bad
Because like the hot chocolate
It was like I only had like a sip
Because it was so rich
And then we sat there and we were about to leave
And like an hour later
We were about to leave
And he's like oh
Can I try some of that?
I was like, well, I would have offered it to you, I suppose, because when it was hot,
because now it says it's just cold chocolate.
That's, like, not the same.
But I'm always kind of shocked, I guess.
I guess I don't care.
I don't know.
I'm trying to think, maybe just if I like the person or not, because I would have cared.
I would have been like, oh, yeah, try it.
But I guess I wouldn't think to offer it because, yeah, sharing a hot chocolate with someone
that I don't know that well.
I do know.
I don't know.
But that's also different.
I think food is easier because they can use their own fork or whatever.
Like, say if I'm having a dessert and like, oh, it's, like, it is rich.
It's easier for them just like, oh, dip the little forward versus drink because then it's mouth to mouth, right?
That's how I, my- Yeah, I guess so.
Because I also think, I guess when I got to eat with some people and, like, my biggest puppy was, like, when someone, like, doesn't order food or they're like, you know, like a salad and someone else wears, like a burger and fries.
I'm like, oh, I'll just have some of yours.
And then they end up, like, just eating that person's fries.
I would, yeah, I would kill.
You know who I'm thinking of.
I know someone who does that.
They're like, oh, I'll just have some of your, and they just eat the whole thing.
I'm just like, well, just order your own french fries.
Like, don't they eat one or two.
I don't know.
I guess it depends.
Like you said, it's case by case.
Like, I would share food with you.
But if you don't know me, don't ask if you could share it.
Because I actually don't want to eat it anymore.
I don't know why.
I'm always just like, well, I don't want to eat that anymore.
I don't know you that well.
Maybe that is another me thing.
I love sharing food with you and Malbu and my mom and sister.
I saw a funny compilation of couples where, um, it says a boyfriend,
girlfriend, they go to order like ice cream.
So she orders first and then they get to him.
Like, what do you want?
It's like, oh, I'm not going to have any.
Oh, and then the girl.
Girl just turned the biggest betrayal in the world.
You should have done that for me on TikTok because I do love those compilations.
Yeah.
Like, what do you mean?
Like, I hate that too.
No, you're having some.
Oh my God.
When people, yeah, like if you're like, we're both going to get ice cream and then like, yeah,
and you say you're not going to have any, be like.
Or I've seen ones where you ask if you're like hungry, like, are you hungry?
Like, are you hungry?
And I said, no.
And she took this, she took this calling her fat.
Because it's like, yeah, if I say I'm hungry, like you're going to be hungry too.
Like we're going to eat food together.
Like, don't be like, oh, we'll get food for you.
I don't like that.
No, you have to get it together.
Always.
Like, would you just go to the ice cream with Daryan and just like watching me eat ice cream?
No, no.
So the only times where it's like, oh, you can, like sometimes we'll eat, like, if we're at the AMC, we leave the movie and then it's at the mall.
So we like, he wants like sushi or something.
And I'm like, I don't want that.
So I'll just get something else.
But we go to different spots in the food court, but we still eat at the same time.
That's like the most.
Yeah, that's fine.
We do that sometimes too.
Like if you want sushi and I want.
something else. Yeah, but we
yeah, we've never like eaten at
separate times.
Yeah, I guess we don't either.
Yeah, and even that's like, okay,
but if you're like going out to eat
at a restaurant, like P. P. F. Chang's
and he's not going to get anything. He's like, oh, no, there's
no point that's even going. Yeah. Yeah, if it's just for one of them.
Because that's how they are. They're like in an ice cream shop and the girl
will get ice cream. Yeah, I guess when you put it
that way, like we're going somewhere specifically.
Yeah. Especially ice cream. That's such a specific place.
It's like, well, I wouldn't have come here if you didn't want any.
You always go.
you're always in alliance with me if I go get a Jombiduse he'll get one too.
I like most things you like I like too.
Most.
You don't like the brooky from Domino's and that bothers me.
It's not that I don't like it.
You never eat it.
I usually do it like once a week for the girls and I.
I usually do after like I'll eat one.
I'll like half a high-fab bite of one.
I love it though.
Because I'm less cookies.
I'm more chocolate.
But it's a brookie.
It's a brownie.
which is super chocolatey.
It's a chocolate brownie with a chocolate chip cookie.
It's really good.
Damn, you into a brookie?
I like the Domino's one.
Actually, like any brooky, to be honest.
God, the Domino's ones is so good.
I get it like once a week, like every Sunday.
I get it as like a little surprise for me and the girls, and it's so good.
It's a surprise to you?
To the girls.
Oh.
Oh, my mommy's got a surprise.
And now Malbunos.
Malbunos, it's the bricky.
She's like, I got the briki.
I was like, yeah, it is.
It's so good.
The last thing I had it.
my mind, I feel like you're not going to reveal it, but I watched Spillessorosh's video about
Brand Safe where Tana said a influencer refused to put her on the PR list and it wasn't
Alex Earl, but I really want to know who it is. Oh, I don't even if I know this. What was the,
what was the law? I really don't. I feel like I'd tell you and you can bleep it out. Tannis said there's
an influencer brand and but the influencer like refused to put it on the PR list or give her like any
product and people thought it was Alex Earl and so when she posted it, she had to go on TikTok and be like,
you guys, it's not Alex Earl and whatever her
athlete or what is it called?
What is it called?
It's like real active.
Yeah.
She said it wasn't real actives.
That's so funny.
But now I'm like, who the hell was it?
I don't think I know.
I think she did tell the story on not love line.
Or was it,
was it my episode of Brand Save?
Your episode of Brand Save.
Yes.
I don't think she ended up telling me after her because I think she was like,
I'm going to tell you after.
I would tell you and then bleep it out.
But like she said all her friends in the house got it, right?
All the guy, they got all the PR, but it wasn't her.
Damn.
I'm really trying to think who that is.
I'll have to ask her
I can text her and get the tea
What did Spill Slash say about it?
Just that she rebuked that it was
Alex Earle that was shading her
That's so funny it's funny that Alex Earl is the first one she thought of
That people think there's
I think people automatically thought Alex Earl
Oh why?
She had to make a TikTok saying it's not Alex Earl you guys
And they just all assumed that
I wonder why they assume that though
I don't even correlate them together
I think Alex Earl kind of be feeding with everybody
She's feeding with Nina Dobro right now
Why?
Allegedly open
Braxton, her ex-boyfriend.
I watched one TikTok on this,
and I was, like, pretty uninterested.
No shade to the Earls
and whatever the show is called,
but they just, again, kind of give, like,
unseasoned to me, and, like, they kind of bore me.
I like Alex Earl.
The show sounds awful, especially when it's,
like, a dad manager.
No, sign me out.
Sign me out.
Because it's always, like, my dad's negotiating this.
My dad did this.
I was like, I don't like it.
It's like giving deemialialia to dads, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Or Addison Ray's dad or.
I'm like, I don't know.
know the drama just seems like kind of boring um we're gonna finally figure out about the
alex cooper drama like a year later like here it's me addressing i've already i've already like
over it i'm already over i'm more intrigued by the workers like you know the workers having their
complaints against right new documentary yeah that's kind of the tea that i'm intrigued by but um
yeah people thought alex earl and then yeah spil's just talking about her not working with jordan
anymore and then i forgot that you worked with jordan at one point two that was the law that i completely
I kind of went through all of Tanna's managers.
I think I had another one, too, that she used.
And I was like, because I was like, oh, Tanner's doing so well.
I'm going to, they never did well for me.
Every manager I had flopped.
It was never, got me nothing, literally nothing.
It cost me money.
I did a tour once with Jordan and it cost me money, so.
I'm having to pay.
I, uh, no, I only remember meeting, no, I feel like when I did the show.
I definitely remember him coming with Tanna when I interviewed her at Access Hollywood,
again, right before Tana con.
And he was very excited for Tanikon.
He was like, you guys need to come out.
Like, we'll get you there.
You can cover it.
He, uh, yeah, he was like adamant that we could be the ones to cover Tanikon and be like
the exclusive outlet.
But then we didn't hear back and again, seeing that everything unfolded after it made sense why.
Just not organized.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's the next big horror movie.
824, get on it.
Bloomhouse.
T.
They really needs to get on that.
That's why when you said the just Trish Cruz and we get him, I was getting him by the iceberg,
I was like it does.
I guess it would at least the silver.
lining, Tanakhan would be the second worst
influencer disaster. What's the worst? Judge Schroose? If we had the Titanic's.
Well, we definitely can't do it. We're going to manifest a good event
for our followers and listeners. But Tanekan
will always go down in history. Much like the Titanic. That literally went down.
No one died. It's a couple sunburns.
Oh, at Tanikon. Yeah. Yes. Some sunburns. All the teas.
Now it's weird. Sunburns are like chic now. And I don't know how this
happen. Day Portnoy. He started it. Yeah. I don't know if anyone's dying to look like
Day Portlandoy, but there's like filters and like the app I used for like filtering photos.
Like there's a sunburn setting. Oh, okay. Yeah, and prequel. Like you can like make it look like
you have a sunburn. You know what? That's so weird. That's been popular for a while.
When I first met Moses during quarantine, I used to do my makeup sunburn. I used to do like pink here and
freckles and it was supposed to like give you a sunburn look. I feel like that's kind of the idea
with blusiness and everything too.
But it's so weird to see, like,
I'm assuming it's an AI, like,
effect or some things and make it blushy.
But, I mean, sunburn-y.
But it's so specific.
Also, but it's not even just the face.
It's like...
Oh, the tan lines.
Yes.
Oh, I do not like those.
I do not like tan lines there.
It's so weird.
The trends, what comes around.
The side parts are coming back.
Cringe is coming back.
And sunburns apparently.
That's good.
It's sunny out so you can go get it this weekend.
Well, wear your sunscreen, though.
Beyond Trump.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
I'm a hat.
visor under the umbrella kind of currently. Sun is scary.
While you guys, the hot topics are hot with the sunscreen and all. Happy Halloween.
What are we going to be this year? We have to lock in. I got invited to a Halloween party. I forgot
to say that. Are you going to go? There's a Jake Webbers.
But he should start inviting people earlier because he only did like three days.
I'm a little prepared. Yeah, yeah. And we have to go in hot. Like I can't be, I can't be
flopping this Halloween. Like you want to be a sexy something.
I just want to have like a fierce, like a gaggy costume, like impressive almost.
You know, like, oh, how did you think of that?
That's such a good quality costume, I know.
Because it's like you love obsession, but like, how are you going to go as that?
Yeah.
Yeah, especially bearer is kind of boring.
Like, girls are definitely going to be Nikki.
She's easier.
But, like, how?
She just.
She's just.
She's just.
She's just.
She's just.
She's just.
Yeah, there's no, like, topical movie to be.
That's pink.
Like, there's nobody in pink in a movie.
Not yet.
Maybe there will be one.
Wicked was so good.
She was always pink.
Oh, yeah.
Well, think of one.
Mario was last year.
I had been the Princess Peach.
I see that one all the time.
You can be super girl.
She's not pink.
No, but as far as that.
Oh, well, in real life, I have ours figured out.
We figured it out yesterday.
I was pressing Moses.
He keeps switching his in our family costume.
We're doing a Peter Pan family costume,
and we keep switching which character he wants to be.
Oh, he kept switching.
I just said I didn't want to be the old one with the belly.
But that's the one you did want to be.
When?
He said that was going to be comfortable.
So I was like, okay, I'm going to get you this me costume.
I never wanted to be him.
I'm like, I thought you didn't want to be Captain Hook.
And I was going to be Captain Hook.
So now I'm like, well, we got to lock this down.
But I showed him one.
So there's me with his belly out.
He's like, I don't want to be that.
And I was like, well, you don't have a belly.
I could have your striped shirt.
So that's why I was like, you switched it.
Well, I think I was, I think you were trying to sell me and being that
because it's comfortable.
No, I always wanted you to be Captain Hook.
It makes sense.
You'd be Captain Hook.
You're the guy.
your dark hairy like you have the features of a pirate like you know what I mean like that would have
been so good for you but you were against it so I thought okay you don't want to be the stereotype okay
so you can be sweet I'll be captain hook I don't mind me the captain hook because obviously the kids have
to be Peter and Wendy and tinkerball like I'm not going to take that away from them so I was like
so what's left is the crocodile tiger lily obviously can't be that or or Captain hook so I was
like well or you could be I guess like a John or Michael or those people with the top hats but
I'm down to be Smee I'm down I just want to make sure we had lost
talking in on that that you are going to be Captain Hook you're going to go through with the
sensory of the collar and the wig and the hat you see she's just trying to deter me no I
I want I mean if you think Peter Pan and whose mom is going to be wouldn't you think
Captain Hook that's that's your that's all be yeah I think that's the perfect one but you
were adamant not to be him you're like I do not want to be Captain Hook I was like oh
hey damn like I thought that was like a trigger for you so I was like let's not
when was this I don't remember because you're like I'll be Smey and I was like all right
whatever I don't remember all right well I'll be I'll be Smey
Anyways, I love you.
What did to figure out a couple's costume, too.
We'll have to figure out a couple's costume this year.
And then we'd figure out our group one here.
Mario could be good.
I mean, there's a lot of characters in that.
It could be like a mushroom or something.
You know, I mean, I'm Prince of speech, of course.
But Jimmy can be in his little shorts and be a little gay mushroom, I guess.
Right?
Little short shorts.
Can we say that?
I don't know what we can say anymore, but I love all the gays, closeted or not.
Shout out to all the people who are gays in past lives
Millie Bobby Brown
you and me
Moses as Napoleon I guess
and I love you guys
thanks for being here
we'll see you in a couple days
to celebrate July
night
okay I don't know
I got late I think this wig is in my
crushing my head a little too
okay
but we're gonna go to the Patreon extended
I have so many half topics to share
you know what it is I don't have any water
or any drink I think this whole episode I was like
I just realize it right now.
No, it's fine.
I think that's what it was.
Okay, bye.
Love you guys.
