Just Trish - Terri Joe EXPOSES the Devils Amongst Us & Is BOYCOTTING Wicked

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Starting point is 00:00:26 terms apply. Instacart. Groceries that over-deliver. I'm out of breath right now, actually. We're, I think, the last two remaining big girls on social media. Everyone's on that Osempic now. Big? If you say it three times, you know what happens. Beetlejuice. No! Is there any podcast you would say

Starting point is 00:00:41 no to? Maybe call her daddy. Wow, why? Because why would you would say no to? Maybe call her daddy. Wow. Why? Because why would you call a woman daddy? Yay! Topic queen and says what everybody thinks, she's just Trish. Yay! Hello, and welcome back to the Just Trish podcast. Well, you guys, you know my guest. She's been here before. She's my sister in Christ, the one and only Terry Jo.

Starting point is 00:01:21 Praise him. Terry Jo. Hey, how you doing? Look how cutesy and demure you are today. Thank you. I'm cutesy and demure every day, actually. Okay. Not just today. I saw you. You look beautiful. Thank you. I love this. What is this? Periwinkle pink? Yes, it is.

Starting point is 00:01:36 Blush and bashful, as my mama calls it. Alright. I was thinking more like pig. And you know what? We made that joke last time. But it's fun. Well, there's nothing like a good pig around Christmas time. I love ham.

Starting point is 00:01:50 Ham was one of my favorite dishes for Thanksgiving. Thanksgiving passed. Oh, yum! Because we're in the future right now. I love the future. What do you think about Elon Musk's new robot? I think Elon Musk is the devil, to be perfectly honest with you. We do agree on that.

Starting point is 00:02:09 Because if you really think about it, I can't even think about it. I can't think about it either. But yes, I do think he's the devil because I think he is extraterrestrial. Both the devil and above and below. Exactly. both the devil and above and below exactly and what you really don't know is devils and angels are actually aliens tell me more how do you know it's like in the bible it talks about it what says like they will fall from the sky and they will they will come from the ground and people are like those are aliens those are aliens they live in the ocean and stuff

Starting point is 00:02:42 no those are angels and devils. Ain't no aliens around here. We're the only life that God created. I see. So the angels and devils are just not life. No, no, no. They are, but they're like benevolent. I love a benevolent. Yeah, they're past humankind.

Starting point is 00:02:59 Oh, so Elon Musk falls in that category. So you don't know if he's a devil or angel. No, I know he's the devil. Anybody built like that is the devil. Do you not own a Tesla? No. I don't even own a car at all, actually. I did learn to drive when I was 16, but I sadly got into my accident a couple years ago.

Starting point is 00:03:19 And I haven't driven since. But you're healed now. Yes, I am. Congrats. Thank you. It's very wicked coded of you. What're healed now. Yes, I am. Congrats. Thank you. It's very Wicked-coded of you. What's that? The movie, part two.

Starting point is 00:03:29 The movie. Spoiler alert. Have you seen Wicked, the musical? Oh, no. I would never watch something like that. Wait, why? No, that's witchcraft. That's of the devil, too.

Starting point is 00:03:39 Mama says that, like, the TV rots your brain. And if it's not about Jesusesus then what are you even watching period honestly so i don't watch no movies like that nothing like everything i watch is like i watch uh bridgerton no no that's rotful too what's the word something about moses of Egypt oh period well that comes up next oh favorite movie yeah

Starting point is 00:04:08 well like the animated one I watched that when I was a child okay so you know okay yeah about but that's like Easter

Starting point is 00:04:16 that's Easter I feel that's not Easter it's not Christmas it ain't Christmas I don't celebrate Christmas either cause that's a um disgrace to my God, too.

Starting point is 00:04:25 Wait, what? I thought you loved Jesus like your song says. I do love Jesus, but that's what I'm saying. It's the Christmas thing, this little man here, that's a distraction of what it really is about, which is God's birthday. Oh. It's not about this thing and giving presents and stuff like that. Isn't it Jesus' birthday? It is.

Starting point is 00:04:43 So it's God and Jesus. God and Jesus are the same person. Really? I thought he was the son of God. It's all one being. It's the Holy Spirit, God, and Jesus. I really thought those were three people. You don't think?

Starting point is 00:04:53 Nope. They're all the same person. That's where people get the misconception. I feel like Jesus was a person who walked around the earth for 33 years. He did. Then he became the Holy Ghost. Yes. When he died, he became the Holy Ghost. Yes. When he died, he became the Holy Ghost.

Starting point is 00:05:06 But before that, he was God, too, because God beget Jesus. And then when Jesus died and was resurrected again, he became the Holy Ghost. I had no idea, actually. Yeah. I'm teaching you stuff. That's where you got your brilliant lyric, and I love you, Jesus. It is. Yep.

Starting point is 00:05:21 It is. And you stole it. Yeah. But you know what? We share it now. Exactly. It's a joint effort. Well, I did first come to find you when you did sing our song, I Love You Jesus, to Madonna,

Starting point is 00:05:32 and she said, praise how beautiful your voice was. Yes. And more recently, you got to be on stage with Madonna. How was that? You didn't. But that just tells you. I mean. Yeah, that just tells you who really wrote the song.

Starting point is 00:05:46 I'm busy. Yeah, I'm sure. I have a podcast. I'm sure that's what it is. I'm sure that's what it is. But yeah, it was so much fun. I was on stage with her. We were praising the Lord, dancing, and condemning homosexuals.

Starting point is 00:05:58 I did see your booty shaking. Oh, no. I never shook a booty. When I stand up, my butt just shakes by itself because it's so jiggly and fat. Okay. But I wasn't shaking nothing. That was God-given. Wow.

Starting point is 00:06:10 No BBL. No BBL here. That's all me. That was amazing. Okay, so we love Madonna? Love her, yes, of course. How did you get invited to do that? Well, she just reached out to me.

Starting point is 00:06:20 She said something to her. Spirit told her to come get me on that stage with her. We got to spread the word of Jesus and who better. You think she was doing that on stage? Spreading the word? Maybe spreading her legs too. You could do both, right? Exactly. Because that's how God

Starting point is 00:06:37 created us and that's what he wanted us to do to create children. That's what the plan is. That's what you say to yourself because you do the same thing. No, no, no. I haven't done that yet. I've seen it. What do you mean? You've been a video vixen, Lil Nas X. I think there was definitely

Starting point is 00:06:53 legs spreading somewhere on that set. Yeah, but it wasn't me. Are you sure? How did you get that part? It was a little sus. I was like, hmm, how is she the lead? I will tell you what it is. That man is a homosexual. And I was like, hmm, how is she the lead? I will tell you what it is. That man is a homosexual. And I was there to wipe him clean

Starting point is 00:07:10 of all of that. You think it worked? I think it worked for a little bit because he kind of disappeared and flopped. He had a coach line. He had a coach collection. Oh, I'm sure, yeah. I'm a coach who's wearing coach. I love a coach. Oh, I like a coach too. Like a football coach,'s wearing coach. I love a coach. Oh, I like a coach, too.

Starting point is 00:07:26 Like a football coach, basketball coach, baseball coach. You don't like the coach bag? Oh, no. Are you a classist? I don't wear designer clothes. No. Because that's of the devil, too. Wow.

Starting point is 00:07:36 It's, what's the word? Materialistic. And that's like idolizing false gods. I don't do that. Exactly. Got it. See, there's much you don't do that. Exactly. Got it. See, there's much you don't know about being a Christian, clearly. I consider myself a Christian girl.

Starting point is 00:07:50 Did you know I have a Christmas Jesus song? Like which one? It's called, can I show it to you? No, let me see it. A lot of people don't know this. I did a follow-up to I Love You Jesus, and it's called A Christmas Jesus Bop. Oh, okay.

Starting point is 00:08:03 Have you seen this one? No, I have not. I also, like Lil Nas X, am aop. Oh, okay. Have you seen this one? No, I have not. I also like Lil Nas X. I'm a rapper. Oh! Yeah. A rapper, like rapping Christmas gifts? You know, my personal favorite bop from you is Merry Trishmas.

Starting point is 00:08:17 You like it? I love it. Oh my god, you should come to my Merry Trishmas show and sing it with me. Sing a little now. Oh! Let's hear it. How does it Trishmas show and sing it with me. Sing a little now. Oh. Um. Let's hear it. How does it start? So get that rock from your man and have a Merry Trishmas. Merry Trishmas.

Starting point is 00:08:33 Merry Trishmas. Get that money from your parents and have a Merry Trishmas. Merry Trishmas. Merry Trishmas. Eat all the candy, don't spend any money. Have a Merry Trishmas. Merry Tr the candy. Don't spend any money. Have a Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas.

Starting point is 00:08:48 Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas.

Starting point is 00:08:50 Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. I love it. I felt the power of the Holy Ghost get all through me. When you speak about God, that's what happens. Wow. Wait. It's in the spirit.

Starting point is 00:09:10 It's in the spirit. You're a stand, Loki. Of course. Why wouldn't I be? Oh, my gosh. I'm such a stand of you. You see, this is already getting off to such a better start because I think people expect us to duel again.

Starting point is 00:09:20 Oh, absolutely not. And I don't think that's just where we're at. The only battle that's to be had is the one between the God and the devil. Yeah. Especially, we're Christians. Right. Why would we be battling? We're not.

Starting point is 00:09:33 We're waiting for that redemption day. I mean, I would win it. Would you? You will. Or you'd get kicked out. Well, that's fine, too. Yeah, okay. I don't want to be here.

Starting point is 00:09:42 I know I've seen you fight some kids on TikTok before. Every time a kid comes on, you're like, no, thank you. All the time, yeah. So no kids in your future? Oh, no. I do want to have children. I want to have lots of children, actually. Like 18 of them, if I can.

Starting point is 00:09:55 What would you name them? Oh, names from the Bible. Like Jebediah, David, Goliath. Are those real names? Of course they are. They're in the Bible. Goliath. Isn't that the lion or something or the giant? No, that's the giant. Didn't exist probably.

Starting point is 00:10:10 No, he did. Giants were real back in the day. Who called you Goliath? You said they used to call me that. They did used to call me that in school. Who used to call you? The kids at school when they were trying to bully me because you know I had my growth spurt early so when I was taller than the other girls, they would call me Goliath.

Starting point is 00:10:27 Oh, they meant to say supermodel. Well, that too. But they're just jealous and they look like how they look with no teeth and a fupa. Nothing wrong with a fupa, though. Okay. I love a little fupa. It keeps you warm if you put your hands underneath it. It's so fun.

Starting point is 00:10:45 And you know what? I mean, you know. Oh, no, I don't. I have no clue what you're talking about. No fupa? Wow. Okay. I don't know, not a single fupa around here.

Starting point is 00:10:54 I mean, you do look very nice. You do. You look good. You do. We said that when you came in. I was like, wait, you look fresh. You are a model. A model?

Starting point is 00:11:04 Yes. I wouldn't consider myself. Well, you know what? You are a model. A model? Yes. I wouldn't consider myself. Well, you know what? I'm a model citizen. A model Christian. Someone to model yourself after if you're trying to be a Christian. I do think you do shine good light on the Christian world. Thank you.

Starting point is 00:11:17 But we did a campaign together, you and I. Oh, we did recently. With a very famous photographer, Patrick Collins. I got the call and I was like, of course Patrick Collins wants to work with me. She works for Vogue. And like, why would she not want to work with me? Then I saw you and I was like, I didn't know we were competing today.

Starting point is 00:11:35 There's no competition, clearly. I win. No, I don't think you did. I got a little more screen time. I'm sure you did. But that's like out of pity. There's a difference. You know, whenever they're like, oh, this girl looks like she's in the corner. She needs a little bit more attention.

Starting point is 00:11:51 You know, like a participation award. Like they give the kids. You think they felt sorry for me? Of course. That was the name of the campaign. It was called I'm Sorry. Exactly. What were you sorry for?

Starting point is 00:12:02 What do you have to repent? I'm sorry that your man wants me. And I'm sorry that my man won't have me. Oh, no, not yours. I mean, him too, but I'm just saying people in general. You think every man wants you. I would say so. Same.

Starting point is 00:12:20 What's not to want? Who do you think would get, if I was single, would get more men in a competition? Probably me. Because I got more of a shape to me. You know what I'm saying? And men love like a fat. Not a fupa. Like wide hips.

Starting point is 00:12:37 You know, wide birthing hips. You know, stuff like that. Fertile. Exactly. Okay. Men can sniff that from like 10 miles away. You do smell great. Thank away. You do smell great. Thank you.

Starting point is 00:12:46 You do smell great. I just shit on myself. It smells like you. From under. From what? From under. What's that? From under your ball sack.

Starting point is 00:13:02 Well, classy as always. Thank you. You have toned it down a little bit you're not getting banned as much on tiktok oh i actually am oh every time i go in there yeah but the thing is is when you're a christian and you're speaking the good word people just can't handle it so they report report report oh like a hate crime or something towards Christians. It's the devil. Ain't nothing but the devil. Yeah, the devil is amongst us every day.

Starting point is 00:13:29 Every day. We did a little exorcism at the I'm Sorry shoot and we exorcised those demons. You and I were at the head of it with Holly Madison. We were chanting I Love You Jesus. No, I don't chant. What were you doing?

Starting point is 00:13:46 Singing? Yeah. Just a little Christian hymn. I'll never chant. That's a witchcraft. Oh, I see. Okay. Did any demons follow you home that day?

Starting point is 00:13:55 No, not a demon in sight. You know what? Actually, I think there was a demon that followed me. He had long curly hair and he was like following with another demon. But then I said, I turned the right, took another left and I lost him. We did a TikTok with them. I think so, yeah. Okay.

Starting point is 00:14:13 Well, we did a TikTok together and they just happened to be there. The demons came in the TikTok. They did. Angels and demons together. Yeah. Who would have thought? Solidarity with this day and age. We should just unite with everyone.

Starting point is 00:14:24 It's almost like desegregation. I love that. Yeah. Who would have thought? Solidarity at this day and age. We should just unite with everyone. It's almost like desegregation. I love that. Yeah. Like we did back in the day with the colorful. And now we're desegregating the demons and the angels. Exactly. But see, this is so much better. I love that you're calling people demons these days and not when you were first here.

Starting point is 00:14:38 You were calling people wild names. Oh, well, I still call them those things too. But just right now, demons are on my mind. Demons sound so much better, you know what I mean? Well, that's what they are at the end of the day. Yeah, nothing wrong with it. Yeah. We pray and that's okay. Yeah. I loved all

Starting point is 00:14:56 the demons at the shoot and the angels, too. Well, that's the difference between me and you. You loved them, Mom. What did you put in your purse? What were the items you had to put in your purse that day? Do you remember? Like a bottle of holy water, a doll, a crucifix, stuff like that.

Starting point is 00:15:16 Okay. So just stuff you would carry in your day-to-day bag. That was actually stuff that came out of my purse. You brought it. I loved all of it. And they were like, oh, we should just use this for the video. I was like, well, it's kind of my personal stuff, but I guess, you know what I'm saying?

Starting point is 00:15:27 You know what I will say? You definitely stood out the most. I thought that you were just like a goddess. You looked like a Victoria Secret Angel there. And I was like, is this a Patrick Collins shoe or a Victoria Secret Angel shoe? It's both. But I don't wear no Victoria Secrets because that's super lock. Really? What if they

Starting point is 00:15:44 gave you a bag? If they gave me a bag, I would put it over a demon's head and strangle him with it. But I would never wear it or use it because that's of the devil. You wouldn't walk a runway show? Nope. Put on some angel wings? That's

Starting point is 00:16:00 a false idolization. That's the topic of the day. False idols like Santa Claus. But what about people who idolize you? You said you're the model for Christianity. That's the topic of the day. False idols. False idols. Like Santa Claus. But what about people who idolize you? You said you're the model for Christianity. That would be wrong too. Even though I am of God and I'm next to God, if you want to idolize me, that would be like as close as you would get to God.

Starting point is 00:16:17 Right. But you should be giving all the praise to him. Amen. Praise him. Tis the season. Do you think there is Do you think Jesus Is amongst us now Of course he is

Starting point is 00:16:27 He's always amongst us Who do you think Is the closest To being the second coming Out there Well I did Last night I'm just

Starting point is 00:16:34 But if you want to talk About a second one We can talk about that I'm just kidding I think that's your Repentance right there No no no no Jesus loves

Starting point is 00:16:44 I'm just kidding. I think that's your repentance right there. No, no, no, no. Jesus loves. I'm just kidding. I'm so sorry. I repent. I repent that. Yeah, of course. We have to go to forgiveness. We can do that. Confession.

Starting point is 00:16:55 We can get. We're like looking at this little piece there. The demon's there. It's coming. It's floating in your face. Why do I have this title? I don't know. I kind of like it though.

Starting point is 00:17:03 You can look very like. It's like. Yeah. Oh. What was the second comment? It's coming. It's floating in your face. Why do I have this title? I don't know. I kind of like it, though. You can look very like, yeah. Oh, what was the second coming? I think that's coming sometime soon now, actually. You don't think there's a celebrity now that you're like, that's giving. Giving what? You know, I'm going to follow him wherever he may go.

Starting point is 00:17:20 What do you mean? Like Jesus? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, not at all. Okay. Nobody yet? No, no, no. Okay. No, not at all. Okay, nobody yet. No, no, no. Okay, we'll still wait for him.

Starting point is 00:17:31 No, I think Jesus is the person we're waiting for. No celebrities. Those are false idols. Okay, okay, no celebrities. Jesus coming back. Jesus himself, yeah. Maybe on his birthday this year, December 25th. I hope so. That would be great.

Starting point is 00:17:40 Oh, my God, I forgot to show you my Christmas Jesus pop. This is it. Okay, so this is me as... Okay, ready? Is this new or old? No, this is old. Why have I never seen this? It's for Christmas, Jesus.

Starting point is 00:18:00 I gotta show you a little bit. This is what Christmas should be about. Thank you. Jesus. Period. I gotta show you a little bit this is what Christmas should be about thank you Jesus period maybe you could say the song is yours to give it a second life

Starting point is 00:18:10 well I wouldn't say this oh it's like Hamilton yeah thank you that was the vibe it was 2017 oh wow used to be much heftier Thank you. That was the vibe. It was 2017.

Starting point is 00:18:25 Oh, wow. You must be much heftier. Your boy. I love that two-piece. Thank you. It says Jesus on it. I can see that. I ain't that slow.

Starting point is 00:18:50 So my favorite lyric is, I may look like a thot, but I'm a Christian girl. I think that resonates very well with you. With me? Yeah. I don't look like a thot. You look like a thot,

Starting point is 00:18:57 but in the best way. All my extremities are covered. But you're showing shoulders. Can't see no elbow. I see a little cleavage. You can't see no shoulder. I see shoulder and I like it. You know what?

Starting point is 00:19:09 It's distracting me though. It's just so wild. I used to be a linebacker in middle school. Wow. How did it go? It was fun. Hit your head a few times. No, I didn't actually.

Starting point is 00:19:20 I was the one hitting the people because I was the biggest person on the team. I was on the male team actually. Wow. Yep. Because my, like I the people because I was the biggest person on the team. I was on the male team, actually. Wow. Yep. Because my, like I told you, I was the biggest girl there. I was even bigger than the boys. Even bigger than me? I don't think that's possible.

Starting point is 00:19:36 People told me I also have linebacker arms. No, you have very dainty arms. Wow. You know what you got? Thank you. You got like cooking arms. What's that mean? Like you just look Thank you. You got like cooking arms. What's that mean? Like you just look like you've been cooking your whole life.

Starting point is 00:19:50 Shoulders though. Your shoulders are quite dainty. Really? You think so? Yeah. Thank you so much. You're a very petite young woman. I feel like my arms look like little like turkey.

Starting point is 00:20:01 Yeah. Well, that's what I meant. Turkey legs. It just looks like you've been cooking your whole life. Oh, okay. Like I was being cooked like a turkey. Like you know how to cook. Yeah. Oh, that's what I meant. Turkey legs. Just looks like you've been cooking your whole life. Oh, okay. Like I was being cooked like a turkey. Oh, okay. I do know how to cook.

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Starting point is 00:20:57 Um, lately, just a bunch of random stuff. My mama has late night cravings. So sometimes she craves peanut butter and pickle sandwiches. You make that for her? Of course I do. I have to or she'll beat me. Oh, no. I didn't know your mom was still alive. She is. She's barely, but she's there.

Starting point is 00:21:17 I know because you're quite a bit older than me. So I was kind of surprised. I'm not. You're older than me. I don't know. I'm only 21. Or I just turned 22 this year. What year were you born?

Starting point is 00:21:28 It's 2022. Oh, 2022. You're a baby. No, no, no, no. Not 2022. I was saying 2002. 2002? Yeah.

Starting point is 00:21:37 Wow, you're so good at math, actually. That was so good. Is it actually? Actually. Is that correct? You could be on Jeopardy. I actually am going to be on Jeopardy. When?

Starting point is 00:21:45 Sometime soon. In the next week or two. Because that's actually my mom's favorite TV show. So everything's for your mom. And her dying wish is to watch me be on that show. Oh, she's dying. Well, she's 600 pounds. Of course she's dying.

Starting point is 00:21:56 Well, it's okay to be 600 pounds. You don't have to die because you're 600 pounds. Well, your arteries are failing. Okay. Well, that's doctor territory. We're not showing you. Well, she's going to die soon. Well, we're all going to die soon.

Starting point is 00:22:07 Technically, we're dying every day. Not soon. Exactly. That should be your new song. Honestly, dying every day. Honestly, I'm ready to die because that makes me closer to God. Yeah, there's something peaceful about it. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:22:19 Dying every day sounds like a Zach Bryan song or something. Who's Zach Bryan? Period. You don't know Zach Bryan? I know Luke Bryan. Okay. I don't know about Zach. I don't know what you're seeing, but I think you're hallucinating.

Starting point is 00:22:33 No, no. I'm not seeing anything. It's like a little furry. Really? It might be the Holy Ghost, actually. Have you seen? Have you felt? Have I felt what?

Starting point is 00:22:44 Of course. Every morning I wake up, I feel the Holy Ghost. I feel the spirit within me. Do you do communion? Yes, I do. I don't think we ever talked about this. I do do communion. I ain't no Catholic or nothing. Oh. But I do do communion. Wait, so why do you do communion?

Starting point is 00:22:59 Well, we just like to get drunk off the communion wine. Oh. Just the blood, not the body. No, we do the body too. But that's just like to get drunk off the communion wine. Oh. Yep. Just the blood, not the body. No, we do the body, too. But that's just like an afternoon snack. I love those rapers. They're so good. I think they're kind of bland. Really?

Starting point is 00:23:14 Yep. I like to make mine spicy with a little ketchup. I don't think you're supposed to do that. Well, I do. I bring my condiments on the side. In church? Of course. Okay. I mean, Iiments on the side. In church? Of course. Okay.

Starting point is 00:23:26 I mean, I lead most of the services in church, honestly. How do you start it? How do you start? How do I start what? A service. Well, first I start by thanking God for waking everybody up in the morning. Because that's what you need to do. Every morning you wake up, you got to thank God for waking you up.

Starting point is 00:23:43 And how do you say that? Do you like sing it? Do you praise it? Do you put your hands up? I just speak it. I'm like, Lord Jesus in heaven today, thank you for waking us up and getting us out of that bed and, you know, getting us to church where we need to be. And Lord Jesus, thank you for all that you have done for all of us.

Starting point is 00:24:02 And tonight we're going to give you praise. Amen. And we'll start it. Wait, that was so good. I of us. And tonight we're going to give you praise. Amen. When we started. Wait, that was so good. I felt chills. I know. Wow. Have you ever heard the Hozier song, Take Me to Church?

Starting point is 00:24:12 I have. I wrote that song. You wrote it for him? I did. Can you sing me a little? A little. Take me to church. Are you possessed? No.

Starting point is 00:24:33 Should we call it exorcism? Get Patrick Collins in here. No, no, no. I just, you know, when I rap music, it comes from like a different part of me. And he sounds like that. So as I was rapping, I had his voice in mind. So that i think i was giving demonic no you know what he is like half homosexual so that is not i think he is his hair down to here i don't know a straight man with hair down to here that's a dead giveaway right there okay and i And again, nothing wrong with that. It doesn't make him a demon.

Starting point is 00:25:05 So much wrong with that, actually. And it is demonic, and you will be going to hell with fiery gasoline draws on it if you do decide to live a lifestyle of homosexuality. But ultimately, that just makes you an alien because... Societally, yeah. And aliens never die. But aliens ain't real. That's the deal.

Starting point is 00:25:24 I'm so confused. You said they were real. They were in the ocean. They're aliens. No, no, no, yeah. And aliens never die. But aliens ain't real. That's the deal. I'm so confused. You said they were real. They were in the ocean. No, no, no, no, no. People think that there are aliens in the ocean. Those are the devil. Those are demons coming up from the ground. Got it.

Starting point is 00:25:35 And if you see something falling from the sky, like a UFO, that's an angel. Oh. It's not UFO. Okay. Thanks for the clarification on that. What do you think Beyonce meant when she said that demon time? I don't know what she meant by that, but I did call her and I had a long conversation with her. You know her?

Starting point is 00:25:54 I do. Of course. Madonna. I do, yeah. And Beyonce. What'd she say? You know, I had a long conversation with her and I asked her why she said that. She said she felt it in her spirit to speak to the demons.

Starting point is 00:26:06 Wow. Because sometimes you've got to convene with them to understand them, for sure. Sure. And once you understand them, you banish them off of this earthly plane. And you think that's what she did? That's what she did. She said, I'm on that demon hour. Demon time.

Starting point is 00:26:20 Demon time. Thank you. And then she's like, banished. I wonder if she spoke like Harry Potter, like parser tongue. No, that's the tongue that's speaking in tongues, like Jesus. Can you. And then she's like, banished. I wonder if she spoke like Harry Potter, like parser tongue. No, that's the tongue that's speaking in tongues. Like Jesus. Can you do it? Yeah, of course.

Starting point is 00:26:36 Oh, it's quieter than I thought. Yeah, it's a little bit quiet because sometimes you got to rev it up. Because first you got to start slow. Yeah, that's it. Yeah, and's it. Yeah, and then you get a little bit of the syllables in there. Like a hobbit. You start to ride and shake. Well, you're getting there.

Starting point is 00:26:59 Beetle juice. Don't say it again. If you say it three times, you know what happens. Beetle juice. No! I'm not scared of demons, so you can bring beetle juice in if you want to. I'm going to make them into press juice. Ooh.

Starting point is 00:27:13 That's a threat. Well, he might like it, actually. Would you date him? No. I like my man to be alive. Interesting. That's morally high of you, I think. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:27:24 I love that. Yeah. Okay. You're really a different person i think it's because of all your success that you've had this year because you did start off in the little non-sex video then you were on stage with madonna now you just got paper magazine are you the cover girl i don't know what it is to be honest with you. I got a call from a homosexual named Justin. Shout out Justin. Love him. Hey, Justin. Hate you. And he told me he needed me on the set to

Starting point is 00:27:52 exercise the demons that are no likely to be there, like blonde girls named Tanner and stuff like that. You know, I had to be there to really center everything. So how did it go? Were you successful?

Starting point is 00:28:10 It was successful, yeah. I loved it. It was so much fun. How were you posing? Because I haven't seen it yet. It's out, but I haven't seen it yet. Well, basically, I pose like this on my side usually with my hip out to show the wide birthing hip. A little S curve.

Starting point is 00:28:25 And then sometimes I poke out my chest a little bit. And then lift the neck because I ain't really got one. And, you know, and then they come from above so you don't see the double chin. They shot you from above? Mm-hmm. They shot me from below, too. Oh. Oh, sorry.

Starting point is 00:28:39 That was a different time. That sounded traumatizing. Are you okay? Yeah, that was just whenever they shot me in my kneecaps but that was two years ago four years ago a long time okay that's why they're so black they look great thank you you look freshly shaved too no i don't shave actually i don't even have any hair are you serious you look so good oh my gosh you're so smooth i'm just a hairless young woman i'm so hairy. Oh, on your back area? Everything. Shape. Let's see knuckles. Look at my knuckles. Look how hairy they are. You don't have any.

Starting point is 00:29:08 I don't. Wait. Is this part of your shirt or is that you? That's my wrist. That's just how it is. I'm aging. It's turning gray these days. I do have some gray hair here. Might want to mix some Rogaine for that. I don't need Rogaine. I need the opposite of Rogaine. I need like, what's the one where you like nare?

Starting point is 00:29:24 Oh, yeah. I can't believe it. You're actually so smooth for real. Look at your hand. I need the opposite of Rogaine. I need like, what's the one where you like nair? Oh yeah. I can't believe it. You're actually so smooth for real. Look at your hand. I have so much on my hand. Wow. I never grow any hair besides my pubic area. Wow.

Starting point is 00:29:33 I can braid there. Really? Why does there you think? You know, it's about the Garden of Eden. Bushy. Exactly. And since I'm such a God,

Starting point is 00:29:44 God warrior that, you know, everything about me is of God. So I like to call that my Garden of Eden. Cute! So you're pure, pure, pure. Then like Joan of Arc battles armor down there. Exactly. Because I do have crabs.

Starting point is 00:29:59 But I didn't get it through the way you normally get it. The devil just gave it to you one day. No. Oh. I was wearing my mama's panties on accident once, and that's how they transferred. And shit, pubic hair's still in her panties, or what? No.

Starting point is 00:30:13 Like, they just jumped from the panties to me. You know, they're actual living, like, organisms. Is it like lice, where if you're just, like, next to someone, it jumps? Exactly. I used to have lice as a kid. Nothing wrong with that, either. I have lice right now. Well, we are far enough apart.

Starting point is 00:30:28 Yeah, well, I don't think so, actually. I think that they could jump far. Like Usain Bolt. Does he jump or does he run? Who? He's like an Olympian. No, he runs. I'm so bad.

Starting point is 00:30:38 I'm not an athlete, if you could tell. I can. Are you an athlete? Actually, you do like give me an athletic build. Wow. Like shot put. I love that. Wow. Like a shot put. I love that. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:30:48 Like Miss Trench Bull. I love Trench Bull. Oh, wait. No, she's the villain or no? She is the villain, yeah. No, who's the sweet teacher? I like her. Miss Honey.

Starting point is 00:30:55 Yeah, her. Yeah. You're the Trench Bull. I'm the Honey. No, I'm Miss Honey. Look at me. I'm a silver bear. Are you her?

Starting point is 00:31:00 You are kind of dressed more like Miss Honey. I guess I am giving more Trench Bull. I'll take it. And I'm sweet like Honey. But Trench Bull had, like, the best lines and the chocolate cake. I'm sure she did. To someone like you with a demented mind, you would think that? I think it's healing.

Starting point is 00:31:12 I think my mind is healing these days. I like your mind too. You're healed. I can tell. You think so? The way you glow. Thank you. I'm so used to seeing you with no makeup, but today you have a full beat.

Starting point is 00:31:21 Uh-uh. I'm not wearing a stitch of makeup, actually. You are, Chloe. Sometimes I, like, pinch my cheeks to give myself a little bit of rose. Maybe I'll put some Wednesday ash on my eye. But that's not really makeup. I don't think it's lunch yet. It's not, but I still have some

Starting point is 00:31:37 on me at all times. Where do you get the ash from? From my daddy's grave. I mean urn. Okay. Yeah. Okay. Legally you got them. Well yeah. We have an urn in my house with my granny and my daddy

Starting point is 00:31:53 in it. And sometimes I just pick some of that and just like put it on my face. Wow. To keep them close to me. That's cute. Wearing them at all times. A very popular YouTuber Rosanna Pansino just recently smoked her dad did you see that oh no you know i thought about smoking my daddy once or twice um but i mean like when he's alive like smoking him with a gun because he used to be like very mean to me but

Starting point is 00:32:17 oh god took care of him and that's the lesson is let God take care of everybody. We don't have to be starting fights or like being violent. God takes care of it. Exactly. God heals all. And time heals all actually. Yeah. So with time my daddy passed away. As he should have. Maybe he's in a better place. Nope he's in hell.

Starting point is 00:32:40 Burning in hell with the rest of the sinners. And I can't wait to laugh at him from heaven. But that's another story for another day. I feel like you're less judgy these days. You know, I try to be. Because before in the beginning, people used to say that I was like trying to condemn people and only God could do that. And I had to really take a step back and like reevaluate my approach on things.

Starting point is 00:33:04 And I had to to you know um come in a different way because sometimes people can receive a message when you switch it around oh that's so true catch more flies with honey honey exactly miss honey you see how it's all coming full circle now you get it i get it that's why you're really succeeding in life you're on the cover of magazines and starting in purse campaigns. Where do you see yourself? What's the next big thing? Okay, you had Lil Nas X and Madonna.

Starting point is 00:33:30 Where do you go up from there? Working at McDonald's. It's my passion. I've always wanted to work there. I'm just kidding. I love a McDonald's. They're paying well now. I do love McDonald's.

Starting point is 00:33:42 There's something nostalgic about it because there's know, there's just cheap meals there. Because you're not poor. You can't really afford expensive stuff. Yeah. But I'm not working there. For me, personally. Okay. If you do, to each his own.

Starting point is 00:33:57 We love a McDonald's. But who's me? Like, I was in a Katy Perry music video this year, which I think has some more views than the music video you were in. You think so? I think it has a little more. So where do you think that you could go to get more views than my music video? I think I could do a music

Starting point is 00:34:12 video with Joel Osteen. Maybe I could twerk on him. Hot take. I like Joel Osteen. So you like money launderers? Oh, well. I like the power of positivity. Okay.

Starting point is 00:34:29 But he did close his doors to the victims of Hurricane Katrina. It wasn't Katrina. It was Harvey. Harvey. Yeah. I was there at that time, actually. Actually? Wait, you're from there, aren't you?

Starting point is 00:34:42 No, I'm not from there. Oh, oh. But the person inside of me is. How many people are in there right now? 16. Wow. Yeah. Okay.

Starting point is 00:34:53 Well, happy to have you. But the other person is how you first from there. And you visited. And how was the experience? It was great, actually. Because I loved giving back to the people who were homeless after the flood. Did you? Yeah. I went to shelters and I fed them and stuff like that. Oh, my God, I was doing my mission to really sow the seed that God planted, you know, so you were there for real at that time.

Starting point is 00:35:18 I was Yeah. Oh, my God. Was it scary? No, it wasn't scary at all. I'm not scared of nothing. The only fear I have is for Jesus. That's the only person that instills fear in me. God-fearing, aren't we all? Exactly. So you were there, and then was the Joelstein thing real when that happened? You know, it was real because I was there as well. Did you go to the church?

Starting point is 00:35:36 And I'm the one who advised him not to let those colored folk in because they steal, and he had the money in the walls and they knew. So what it was, was I had to protect the money by telling him not to let them in. He was like, no, but I'm going to get a little bit of backlash from it. I said, that's fine. It's worse if you get the backlash from the money being gone. I think he has plenty of money though, honestly.

Starting point is 00:36:01 Give it away. So blame you actually. Blry joe for not opening those doors jesus no you're gonna pin something on jesus your favorite person me and i'm the one who said it so inadvertently he's the one who said it too my gosh what lore you have i didn't know you were there for the. I was, yeah. Wow. I'm almost everywhere at all times to be honest. Like God, yes. Right.

Starting point is 00:36:29 You're really a survivor. Yeah. No, yes, I'm a survivor. Like the Reuben McIntyre. Reuben McIntyre or Destiny's Child. This is where I go. I'm a survivor. That's the end.

Starting point is 00:36:40 Oh. Is it a single mom? A single mom. Who works two jobs. Who loves her kids kids and never stops. With gentle hands and the heart of a fighter. I'm a survivor. You see how I held the note longer than you did?

Starting point is 00:36:58 I could actually hold it longer than you. You can't. Let's do another song. Okay. What can we sing that has a really, you don't know any songs from Wicked? No, I don't. First of all, I'm actually impressed that you know like every lyric. You're so good at it.

Starting point is 00:37:11 Like my song, that song, you're really good at it. I do. I'm really good at lyrics. So what's another song that like has a, because I really want to do like a singing competition with you right now. I have no clue. I can't think of one right now. Because the Destiny Child Survivor doesn't have notes to hang out onto.

Starting point is 00:37:24 That one was like, okay, let's see. How about. The only one I can think of right now is We Belong Together by Mariah Carey. Love it. I know it. I don't know the part where she holds the notes. It's going to be a long time. It's getting rough.

Starting point is 00:37:35 It's going to be the day when the sun comes up. Who's going to take your place? There ain't nobody better. Oh, baby, baby, we belong together. Baby, when you left, you lost a part of me. It was so hard to believe. Come back, baby, please. Because we belong together, baby.

Starting point is 00:37:56 Baby. Wow. That was good. You know what? You cheated. No. Because you didn't tell me which part we're going to stop at. And I saw you take a deep breath before you did. And I still won.

Starting point is 00:38:15 You see, that's what the devil does. That was good lung capacity. Yeah. Well, I don't smoke no more. Well, also, you probably spent a lot of time in the ocean, alien. I ain't no alien. How do you have such good lung capacity then? Well, because I

Starting point is 00:38:27 use my breath to speak about God. That's why I got the lungs are still when it come to Jesus. You really do. I'm on a breath right now, actually. We're, I think, the last two remaining big girls on social media. Everyone's on that was empty now. Big?

Starting point is 00:38:46 Wait, wait, wait, what? Thick girls? Aren't we thick? I would like to say curvy. Okay. We're the last two remaining not size zero girls on social media. So what do you think about that? Ozempic is the devil too.

Starting point is 00:39:00 Because people are injecting that devil juice inside of them. And you can see they're withering away. Yeah. Just wasting away, losing all that good fat that God created. Because one day, if the apocalypse happens and we don't have any food, we're all going to start eating each other, guess what? Exactly. We're going to survive because we can eat ourselves.

Starting point is 00:39:17 Unless they come for us first because we're the biggest one. Oh. They got to get us on that pig roast first, you know what I mean? Try to catch me under a fire. And you know what? I might just let them do it. Because I ain't been touched in a while. I'm just kidding.

Starting point is 00:39:31 That's the first time. Yeah, well. Just get a little. I'm going to survive that anyways. Because that's going to be when God comes down. He's taking the Christians with him before the war. Gosh, what is that called? We always talk about this.

Starting point is 00:39:44 It's like not the rapture. The rapture. See how I know things about Christians that you don't? There's no song about the rapture. The rapture. Right. Should we make up one right now? Let's do it.

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Starting point is 00:41:52 adam and eve.com use code just we love you is it wait what's the genre so we can so i can think of like the vibe in my head oh rock i'm just okay no the rapt rapture. That would actually be a good rock song. That sounds like rapture sounds like a. Rapture. Are you sure about that? Rapture. But I'm fat. It's the rapture for the skinny people.

Starting point is 00:42:16 The rapture. I'm in a steeple. Rapture. I'm not as fat as her. Rapture. I'm a Christian too. Rapture. I'm not as fat as her. Rapture. I'm a Christian too. Rapture. And I don't know what to say.

Starting point is 00:42:30 Rapture. Take me away. I hate the gays. What? Yeah. Take me away too. That was good. The Rapture song was good.

Starting point is 00:42:37 I do think we have a gift for being musically talented. Yeah. Well, that's just God given. Everything about me is by God. When do I get the praise? I'm just kidding. Terry Jo, I give you all the praise. Thank you.

Starting point is 00:42:49 Because as much as you give credit to God and he did create you and I think you're beautiful and perfect in his image, I do think Terry Jo has really captivated the world. Like, you are the it girl of this year. Thank you. And I think it has to do with your love for God. You're a talent. But I also think just the fact that, yeah, we're not on that ozempic juice. I think it's like making everyone turn into the same kind of clone of each other.

Starting point is 00:43:11 That's how it diminishes your brain, too. That's what people don't know when they start it. It makes your brain wither away. So your brain is skinny, too. Frontal lobe as well. And that's your third eye. I actually have heard that i when i ask people about it they're like no your brain is rewired so you're like not hungry

Starting point is 00:43:29 exactly and i was like it goes to your brain skinnier and skinnier yep sure no no shade of skinny people by the way if you're skinny we love it not yeah i'm skinny too i just love us thank you i love me saying thank you i love us too i think we could also let's see for music we have a rapture song do you ever see yourself going to broadway being in a musical starring in a movie you know i thought so before there's a lot of homosexuals scurrying around the Broadway community. Oh, yeah. So that leads me to believe that that's of the devil. So I don't think I could ever go into that plane. I just think that's your fan base.

Starting point is 00:44:19 It is. Yeah. It is my fan base. So embrace pride. But for a different reason, though. Because? They're following me because I'm what they want my family. So embrace. But for a different reason, though. Because? They're following me because I'm what they want to be. A woman.

Starting point is 00:44:32 A woman. A Christian with love and light in her heart. They're the opposite. So there's like opposites attract. That's what it is. We only love gays here. That's all it. Well, I don't know about we.

Starting point is 00:44:46 We're going to be at Pride next year, me and Terry Jo singing our Rapture song. If you see me at Pride, I will have a pitchfork in my hand and a torch in the other. You get down. That's what people say when they're scared of something, but I know that you're going to be there.

Starting point is 00:45:01 You're going to get down. I ain't scared of nothing. How's your love life? My love life? I don't really have one per se, to be honest with you. I tried to date. I was dating this young man named Jebediah. And he ended up, I ended up finding him on Grindr. So that was heartbreaking for me.

Starting point is 00:45:21 Jebediah sounds Amish. He did come from an Amish family but he broke through that and came to the Christian side of things. How crazy and that's what you're going to name your baby. It is. Coincidence? You know, I just think that's a cute name. After you met him, you're like, this is my future

Starting point is 00:45:38 baby's name. Yeah, it's cute. And it's in the Bible. What did Jebediah do in the Bible? Jebediah was a sheep herder who led Jesus actually to the house of Gaga.

Starting point is 00:45:54 Gaga was not in the Bible. No, she was. Wow, she's been around for a long time. Stephanie Germanotta, she was in the Bible. She's a vampire. You ever seen American Horror Story? No, I'm surprised you have. That sounds demonic. No, I've never seen it, but I know the lore of

Starting point is 00:46:09 vampires that were in the Bible. Yes. Stephanie Germanotta is actually a vampire that Jesus had slayed. But the devil brought her back up to be a pop star. Kind of iconic. And that's what it is. Kind of like you.

Starting point is 00:46:29 A vampire turned icon no i did come across a few vampires but and did you slay them like buffy yeah i did slay one actually on accident just by serving looks that's how you slayed you know they're actually allergic to silver not allergic but that kills them and i happen to be on my period, and I have a high mercury count in my blood. So I had squirted a little period of blood on him, and it just, like, he exploded. It was crazy. Wow. You eat a lot of sushi?

Starting point is 00:46:53 I don't, actually. Where's the mercury come from? It's just within me. I got silver in my veins. He had some chemical reaction. But you should be in a Ryan Murphy show. Have you ever thought about that? He was a homosexual, so no.

Starting point is 00:47:08 But you know about American Horror Stories. You obviously watch. I don't watch. No, I just know what I should be not watching. So I know things. Right. But I never. You didn't watch the Menendez Brothers show?

Starting point is 00:47:20 Nope, never. So what do you watch? I watch the Christian channel. I watch people preach about Jesus like Joel Osteen did. You really do love Joel. He doesn't anymore? No, not anymore. Not after his debacle. Really?

Starting point is 00:47:35 I think so. I don't know if he still does. Oh my God. Is Liquid Church still around? I think he's listening right now. Quiet. Joel Osteen comes to get us. I'm going to shut my mouth. Maybe he should open the doors, but I'm going to blame you for that Quiet. Don't dink up to get us. Shut my mouth. Maybe he should open the doors, but I'm going to blame you for that one. I don't know much about him either. But that's, you know, because I'm not from Houston, so that's just not.

Starting point is 00:47:52 I don't know. Your other friend. Yeah. Who couldn't make it today. Miss him. Thank God. Hate him. Why?

Starting point is 00:47:59 I don't know. There's just something about a plus size man that reminds me of Biggie Smalls. And I don't like rap because that's up the devil too. So I don't watch that either. Can you do a couple bars of anything for us? A couple bars. You know, I stopped doing bars. I'm just kidding.

Starting point is 00:48:21 The only bars I do is candy. I love a Kit Kat. I actually hate candy. I love a Kit Kat. I actually hate candy. Because? Because growing up, I used to eat a lot of it. And I had cavities everywhere. They had to take all my teeth out. These are dentures.

Starting point is 00:48:35 I can take them out for you. Can I see? I wish I actually could. Can I tell you, I went for real yesterday to the dentist. Nine cavities. Nine cavities. I haven't gone in 15 years. I went yesterday.

Starting point is 00:48:47 The same time I went? Yeah. I was probably there, actually. Which distance? Well, I don't tell the difference. Okay, okay. Did you actually go yesterday? No, I didn't, actually.

Starting point is 00:48:56 I was joking with you. You just lied. Yeah. Broken one of the commandments. No, no, no, no. It wasn't a lie. It was a story. Okay, it was like a cute joke.

Starting point is 00:49:03 Yeah. Okay. I never lie. Your teeth are beautiful. Thank. It was like a cute joke. Yeah. Okay. I never lie. Your teeth are beautiful, but I do have the cavities too. A lot of cavities. Yeah. Well, I don't eat candy anymore, so I don't have cavities now. Okay.

Starting point is 00:49:14 What do you eat for Christmas time besides the ham? I don't do nothing for that man. Okay. What about Jesus? What I eat for Christmas is communion. Okay. I eat the body of Christ. And a little myrrh maybe?

Starting point is 00:49:26 Huh? Myrrh? What's that? Frankincense. The gifts brought to Jesus on his birthday. Yeah. Love to consume it. Love it. What was the third?

Starting point is 00:49:34 He got myrrh, frankincense, and? Banana Republic. Jesus? I think that's what it was. Yeah. He models for them next year. Well, I wouldn't put it past him. They copy your idea.

Starting point is 00:49:45 He's got the body for it. Jesus? Yeah. He's quite fit. I've seen him on several occasions. Definitely was not un-resempic back then. I don't think that was a thing. That was his natural body.

Starting point is 00:49:57 The natural musk of a man, too. Every time he, huh? Have you seen? Sabrina Carpenter was recently in LA. Did you go see her tour? No, I did not, no. She did wear a shirt that said Jesus was a carpenter.

Starting point is 00:50:09 So do you think she was a fan of Jesus or trying to claim him as one of her family members? What it is is I think she's a whore. And then But so was Mary Magdalene.

Starting point is 00:50:20 Exactly. And Jesus loved her. He didn't love her. He was hanging around her. Well, he loved her as in like, he was like, he loves everyone. But he did not like her lifestyle. That's the difference. Didn't approve of it.

Starting point is 00:50:33 Exactly. So they did a movie about Jesus's life. Sabrina Carpenter could play Mary Magdalene maybe. Well, she's a bit stumpy, so I don't think so. Mary Magdalene was tall and statuesque. More like you could play her. Yes. I couldn't play her though because I would never stoop so low.

Starting point is 00:50:47 But yeah, I'm thinking someone more like Demi Moore. Oh. Yeah, someone a bit more aged. Very much like, what was the movie she just did, Demi Moore, where there's like a... The Substance. You love it? I've never seen it.

Starting point is 00:51:02 How do you know it? I'm telling you, I have to keep up with the world around and see what the world is doing so I can condemn it if I need to. And do you think the substance, having not seen it, is demonic or Jesus-approved? It is demonic. Because it's talking about body snatching and stuff like that. And that's nothing. Body snatching? Yes.

Starting point is 00:51:22 Like snatched body or like taking a body? Both, actually. It's the same. And the premise of the movie is you're recreating yourself as a younger, hotter version of yourself. But then if you watch the movie, the younger, hotter version comes out of you, out of your back, and then it sews you back up. Wow. It's the devil. Who would come out of your back?

Starting point is 00:51:43 Maybe Sabrina Carpenter. No, I think someone like Oprah Winfrey. That's the younger, hotter version of Terry Jo. I knew you were older than me. I knew it. I don't think your mom's alive. No, no, no, no, no. I'm actually, I'm really 22.

Starting point is 00:51:57 But younger part, no. Oprah's like 16. Hotter is what I was saying. Maybe like Dolly Parton, I'm thinking actually. I could see that. Yeah. Dolly coming out of you. Blonde, big boobs, Christian.

Starting point is 00:52:12 Yeah, loves, loves Christian. Do you know her song, Jesus in Gravity? Nope, never heard it. She's like, I've got something lifting me up, something that's holding me down. Yeah. Something to give me knees and keep my feet up on the ground. You know, actually, I never really listened to her music

Starting point is 00:52:28 because my mom was actually Jolene. Oh. If you really want to go back, back in time, my mama was Jolene. Talk about a whore. She was a whore. Actually, she used to sell herself.

Starting point is 00:52:42 And so did I, actually. What? Yep. When I was... Okay, well. I don't know, actually. What? Yep. When I was... Oh. Okay, well. I don't know. Okay.

Starting point is 00:52:48 I did. Well, we should probably talk to, like, a therapist about that for you. I don't know if I can help you with that. I'm so sorry. That makes sense. No, I don't need a therapist. I found Jesus. Period.

Starting point is 00:52:57 Yeah. Saves money on therapy. Have you ever been a whore before? Yeah. Yeah. Sometimes you kind of have to. I think it's okay. We go through that period. Exactly. Because none of us have to. I think it's okay. We go through that period.

Starting point is 00:53:06 Exactly. Because none of us are Jesus. None of us are perfect. Try to be. Let he who is without sin cast the first stone. Exactly. But you can repent from those sins that you have committed. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:53:17 And that's what I have done. I love it. And you have too. Yeah. Look at us. I think that's why it's glowing today. We're just like vibing. We're harmonizing. We're just like vibing, we're harmonizing,

Starting point is 00:53:26 we're calling, we're just calling people demons these days. I mean, you said a couple crazy things, but we could always bleep some. No. Never crazy. I never say crazy stuff. It's the truth. Sometimes people can't hear the truth. That's what it is. Can't handle the truth. Yeah. Or hear it. Same thing.

Starting point is 00:53:43 Who is your favorite? Oh, well, Wicked or Gladiator. Did you see any of those? Neither. No. I lived through Gladiator, though, actually. Oh, as Goliath.

Starting point is 00:53:56 Yes, actually. Well, no, because I actually remember all my past lives. And I was there at the time of the Roman Warwan War, if that's what it's about. Okay. Yeah. And who did you fight? Julius Caesar. Period.

Starting point is 00:54:10 And you won. I did. Well, I lost. That was a past life. Did he die? Well, you had to have died if it was a past life. Well, I could have died later. I didn't have to die in the war.

Starting point is 00:54:21 The war? The gladiator war? Yeah, it was the gladiator. There was something. Spartans and stuff. You weren't at it was the Gladiator. There was something. Spartans and stuff. You weren't at the premiere for Gladiator. Everyone wore gold. Everybody was there. It's too hard for me to relive it. I couldn't watch that movie. You're like, it's too close to my past life.

Starting point is 00:54:34 Too close to home. Well, you are such an internet icon. Thank you. As am I. That's why you're here. And I feel like there's so many SNL. Saturday Night Live. I feel like they parody TikTok a lot, and they do the scrolling through, they show beautiful Nara Smith,

Starting point is 00:54:50 shout out Harry Daniels, but I've never seen them scroll past you, but I scroll past you every hour of the day. Why do you think SNL has not parodied you yet? It's the same thing I was telling you in the beginning. Sometimes people aren't ready to hear the word of Jesus. And so they've probably never even seen it because I have to come to them.

Starting point is 00:55:10 They have to come to their come to Jesus moment and I have to make them come to that moment. So that's my fault, honestly, that I wasn't on there. Who would you want to portray you on SNL? Probably Keenan. No, someone thin and blonde.

Starting point is 00:55:28 Like Chloe Fineman. I don't know. I don't know any other names, to be honest with you. The only person you know on SNL is Kenan Thompson. He has been on, like, a long time. Like, 30 years. Well, I don't watch that show either because there's profanity and stuff.

Starting point is 00:55:44 I don't do profanity. Oh, that's nice. Yeah. You can bleep it. No, I think they censor it. Oh, no, it's live. You're right. Yeah. I don't know about that one, but I know what it is. Did you ever watch all that? I did, actually. I saw Accident once. How'd you like it?

Starting point is 00:56:00 When I was a kid. With Jamie Lynn Spears, Kenan and Kel. Jamie Lynn Spears? Yeah. You don't remember that? I don't remember that. Wow, yeah. She was like the youngest cast member. She was like eight. And she swears she got it all by talent and nothing to do with being related to Britney Spears.

Starting point is 00:56:13 Yeah. Well, actually, I'm second cousins with Britney Spears and Jamie because they come from Louisiana. So do I. Wait, you do? Where are you from in Louisiana? It's a small town called Baumtown. Are there witches down there? Voodoo?

Starting point is 00:56:26 Anything like that? Witches, vampires, werewolves. We got it all down there. Okay, Twilight. Well, that's what it's looking like. Because there's everywhere. There's a whole lot of stuff going on down there. Have you been on Taylor Lautner's podcast?

Starting point is 00:56:41 No, I have not. He's a real werewolf from Twilight. He ain't no real. He's an actor. Clocked it. He's a real werewolf from Twilight. He ain't no real. He's an actor. Clocked it. That's a movie. I live my real life were actual werewolves. What's the difference between real life werewolves and Twilight werewolves or movie ones?

Starting point is 00:56:55 The difference is the real life ones will actually eat you up. The real ones are actually an actual threat. The actor just gets fat. Used to be hot and sexy. gets fat, and starts a podcast. Much like you. So maybe you were a werewolf or an actor in the past life. I wish I was Taylor Lautner. That's a hard thing to wish.

Starting point is 00:57:19 Would you go on the podcast if they asked? Yeah. Is there any podcast you would say no to? Maybe call her daddy. Wow, why? Because why would you call a woman daddy? Oh. That's like, um, homosexual

Starting point is 00:57:35 activity. I don't know. It's like lesbianism. Play on words, maybe. I don't like it. It sounds like lesbianism to me. I couldn't do it. Lesbians are having their moment right now. We love to see it. I'm sure they are. And they will have their moment in hell, too.

Starting point is 00:57:49 One day we come out as lesbians together. That will never happen. You never know. The tension in the room is here. No, no, no. I tried it once. I'll never do it again. Not with me.

Starting point is 00:57:58 With my cousin. I did. Yeah, of course I did. It was when my daddy passed away. I was having a hard time. I came here to California to stay with my cousin, George, for course I did. It was when my daddy passed away. I was having a hard time. I came here to California, stayed with my cousin Georgia for a little while. She happens to be a home only creator. She was supposed to come today.

Starting point is 00:58:11 Where's Georgia? She had only stuff to do, I guess. I don't know. I haven't talked to her in a while ever since that thing happened with me and her. It's kind of awkward. So no SNL for you. Maybe. Who knows?

Starting point is 00:58:25 Have they asked you? No. They haven't. No, I don't think they ever will. You are the TikTok icon, so not seeing you on there is a little bit of a disgrace. Oh, yeah. I don't know. You know, sometimes you just gotta wait for the right moment.

Starting point is 00:58:41 And it will come. It will. Well, you're on Paper Magazine, so I don't think it could be. Well, I've been on paper magazine but it happened a long time ago. Wait, did it or just? Yes. Oh, yes, in the church. This is my second time doing it.

Starting point is 00:58:54 Okay. Serve. You're like, actually. Yeah, well, that's what I was thinking. Maybe that's why they didn't want me to take the shine away from the people in front of me so they put me on a billboard

Starting point is 00:59:03 because, you know. What do you mean a billboard? Well, like, when does this come out? It'll come out after, I promise. The spread is like on a red carpet. It's like a literal, like, unfoldable page. Oh, like Vanity Fair would have the long one. And it's like a bunch of people on a red carpet.

Starting point is 00:59:20 And then there's like a... Why do fintechs like Float choose Visa? As a more trusted, more secure payments network, Visa provides scale expertise and innovative payment solutions. Learn more at visa.ca slash fintech. The billboard in the background. You're in the billboard?

Starting point is 00:59:38 Yeah. You're the only one? Yeah. Okay, first of all, that's iconic. When you first were saying it, they put me in the background. That's so weird. Like background, but they put you like on a pedestal. Well, you're like, they put me in the back. I'm like, that's so weird. Like, background. But they put you, like, on a pedestal. They put you on a pedestal. Well, yeah, but it's still not in the front row with everyone else. Did you have to, like, climb up there? Not that they added me into it.

Starting point is 00:59:55 Where you're like, oh, you're on the billboard. Yes. Like, I'm, like, on the billboard. And what's it say? I don't know. I think it's just a picture of me, actually. And they're on a red carpet. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:00:06 And I'm looking down upon them, condemning them for all the stuff that they're doing. Wow. So that's pretty crazy because you went from a feature. I do remember this now, Paper Magazine, where you had your own solo feature in a church to being in a billboard as an ensemble. Yeah. So you actually were like, okay, I'll just be a team player. I don't need to be the star anymore.

Starting point is 01:00:22 I'll just be here. And so like, look over at people like God does yeah wow I really am God at this point yeah but that's the blasphemous thing

Starting point is 01:00:31 to say and I would never say that we're here and we're queer yeah oh what I don't know about that praise Jesus no

Starting point is 01:00:38 Jesus loves the queers he does he do yeah that's why the prides are so popular he loves the queers but he doesn't't, like we said, accept their lifestyle. No, he does. He don't.

Starting point is 01:00:49 I know. I talk to him directly every single night. And I pray. And he says, you don't have to pray anymore. I got him. Jesus said me a lot. There he is. And he told me that that's nasty.

Starting point is 01:00:58 It's deceitful and disgusting. Well, I think you're talking to a version of Jesus, a facade. Because I talked to the real Jesus. And he said he loves him. Well, what does your Jesus look like? The one in the pictures on the cross when you go to church. Oh, okay. Well, that's actually a perversion.

Starting point is 01:01:12 That's what he told me. He said he don't even look like that. Mine's red. He got horns on his head. That's the devil, my sis. No, sweetie. You're wrong about that. Yeah, actually.

Starting point is 01:01:22 You don't know nothing about Jesus. He has horns and he's red. Yes. That's what he told me. I'm going to save you. Save me from what? Thank God that you're here. I can do a little limpia on you.

Starting point is 01:01:35 Limpia. That sounds like witchcraft. It's a little bit cleansing. It's like an egg cleanse. Have you done it? Yeah, that's witchcraft, sweetie. You see, you don't know nothing about Jesus. An egg came from the chicken.

Starting point is 01:01:47 Yes, but that's like an embryo. It's the symbol of life. And you're going to rub that over me and say words? That's witchcraft. No, it's going to take the negative energy away from you, and you just talk to the devil. What about that baby yolk? God bless it.

Starting point is 01:02:04 You see what i'm saying she don't even love the baby i love the yolks i love you don't love the baby she don't love the kids have you heard the song devil went down to georgia yep but it's a it's wrong though actually this devil actually went down on that's what you too? No, I didn't write that one. God did. Our God is an awesome God. Yeah, he is. Did you ever see the movie God's Not Dead?

Starting point is 01:02:32 I did, yes. What did you think of it? I loved it. Such a good movie. What was your favorite part? My favorite part was when God wasn't dead. Because he lives within us. Do you know the song?

Starting point is 01:02:45 Yes. Ready? Yes. Ready? Yes. God's not dead. He's surely alive. He's living on the inside. Born like a tiger. Did you know that? Oh.

Starting point is 01:02:59 Wait, that was so good. Thank you. I know you didn't know, but I feel like you followed it so good. I knew it. I love that song. It's my favorite song. Dean Cain is in it. Kevin Sorbo. Yep. Love them. Do you. I know you didn't know, but I feel like you followed so good. I knew it. I love that song. It's my favorite song. Dean Cain is in it. Kevin Sorbo.

Starting point is 01:03:08 Yep. Love them. Do you know any of them? Mm-hmm. I love anybody who plays in a Christian movie. Well, they're kind of controversial because it was a Christian movie, but they're a little too hardcore Christians. I think they judge people more than they accept.

Starting point is 01:03:19 Well, duh. You kind of have to. That's part of it. That's the only way you can beat the word of Jesus into someone's brain. Well, don't listen to this Christian right here. She's talking to the devil. Listen to this Christian. I'm not talking to the devil.

Starting point is 01:03:29 We accept everybody. And any Christian who judges you is no Christian at all. Don't accept the devil. I accept you just the way you are. Of course you would, because I'm a Christian. Why wouldn't you accept me? There ain't no reason not to. I accept you, too.

Starting point is 01:03:47 Okay. Even though I think that you could lose a few pounds. I think that you could. Is that fake for Christmas? No, no, no, no. We already talked. That's the devil. Oh, little ringworm.

Starting point is 01:03:55 Just eat right. You know, eat right. Can't. How? What? Well. I love pasta. It's easy.

Starting point is 01:04:02 And cheese. I love it, too. But I'll tell you how you do it. How do you do it? Anytime you feel like overeating, because you know that's a sin. That's glutton. I don't think those are real sins. Seven deadly sins.

Starting point is 01:04:13 Seven deadly sins? Right? Are those real sins? Those are not the commandments. Like, thou shalt not kill your neighbor. No, glutton is in the commandments, ain't it? No. There's no glutton in the commandments.

Starting point is 01:04:24 Yes. No. The seven deadly sins, I think, are made up? No. There's no glutton in the commandments. Yes. No. The Seven Deadly Sins, I think, are made up sins. The Seven Deadly Sins is an anime TV show. Seven Deadly Sins is a movie starring Brad Pitt. The Seven Deadly Sins is what I'm about to commit to you right now. Seven Deadly Sins is America's Next Top Model. Do you remember when they all, like, did you ever see that where they posed as a Seven

Starting point is 01:04:42 Deadly Sin? No, I don't watch that film. No, I've never seen it. You don't like Tyra Banks? Wow. Okay. She's an alien, actually. Period.

Starting point is 01:04:51 She's the devil. You ever seen her forehead? Ain't nothing got me about her. First of all, I have a big forehead. Actually, oh, yeah. Not as big as hers, though. You just have receding hairline. That's different.

Starting point is 01:05:01 That's about age. Wow. Yeah. Your hairline's perfect. Thank you. I love it. My daddy's Italian, that's why. That's about age. Wow. Yeah. Your hairline's perfect. Thank you. I love it. My daddy's Italian, that's why. Oh.

Starting point is 01:05:09 We find out so much more about you every day. Daddy's Italian, mama's Swedish. Oh, like a model, like a Swedish model. That's why you are. Seven deadly sins minus gluttony. What is yours? I don't really commit sins, but if I had to pick one, I would have to say lying. Lying that I love homosexuals. I think that's a commandment.

Starting point is 01:05:32 No, I think they're like gluttony, wrath, vanity, ooch-sloth. Ooch-sloth? Sloth. Ooch-sloth. What's that? Laziness. Oh. Well, no, I don't do any of those things I don't think

Starting point is 01:05:48 personally I don't think so I love it so you are perfect I am in God's eyes yes I am perfect so Christmas is coming up yes what is on Terry Jo's Christmas list um to read the word of homosexuality

Starting point is 01:06:08 and all besides that oh um if you're talking about materialistic i would say a new bible i've been wanting a new bible um for the last six years but i can't afford to get one because i want the pre-pre-pre-testaments i got the pre-pre-testament right now. First edition. Yeah. I want the pre-old pre-test. Where do you find it? You know, you can only get it from the Vatican. You got to go to Italy to go see your ancestors.

Starting point is 01:06:34 And I don't like to step foot outside of America, so I'd have to get someone to go get it for me. I thought your family's from Italy. They are, but I'm not. Say it. I'm a red-blooded American, and I love this soil. I would never leave it. Can you say something in Italian?

Starting point is 01:06:50 Pizza. Pasta. Mozzarella. Wait, that's actually so good. Yeah. It's in my blood. Your accent look is amazing. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:06:59 Let's hear another accent from you. Like what? Well, you do a southern accent very beautifully. Well, that's just my normal voice. Can you do my accent? Like what? Like this? Sweet.

Starting point is 01:07:16 It sounds like I'm talking to myself. It sounds like I'm talking to myself. I can never gasp for some reason. I think there's something in my throat. What do you think? The lung capacity is hindering your throat capacity. Yeah, I think that's what it is. Because I use my voice a lot to speak about Jesus.

Starting point is 01:07:33 I think that's what it is. You sounded really good. You could go into voice acting or something like that. Maybe. I don't know. Maybe that's already in the works. I'm just kidding. It's not.

Starting point is 01:07:44 You do a Terry Jo movie starring yourself? Well, that's actually in the works. I'm just kidding. It's not. You do a Terry Jo movie starring yourself? Well, that's actually in the works. Actually, to be honest with you. There's no name yet. I'm not even sure I can say that, actually. I don't even know what to say. But there is a movie in the works currently. Your life movie would be called Terry Jo.

Starting point is 01:08:03 Just that. Okay, you have to have, you worked with Lil Nas X a couple times, so maybe Lil Nas X would be in it. Maybe Madonna. Like to be exorcised?

Starting point is 01:08:12 Yeah, like who would be in your movie? I'm thinking Jojo Siwa. Do you think she needs exorcism? I do, I do. Okay. She's got a gay demon

Starting point is 01:08:21 inside of her that needs to come on out. Oh, it's not that. I think it's, I'm just kidding. I think she's got a gay demon inside of her that needs to come on out. Oh, it's not that. Yeah. I think it's. I'm just kidding. I think she's just maybe a little trolly, but I think she's. No. It's just the makeup I think that you thought maybe made her look like a demon.

Starting point is 01:08:34 It's what's inside of her here. Because she said she was a bad girl. Nope. A lesbian. No. That's exactly what the demon. That's the demon inside of her telling her that she needs to be with a woman. That's not okay.

Starting point is 01:08:46 It is okay. We love JoJo. Let's give a straight person that should be exercised. John Travolta. Why John Travolta? Because he ain't straight. Give me a straight. I'm just kidding.

Starting point is 01:09:03 Give me a straight. Let me think. A straight one. I'm dead. Oh, my God. Give me a straight. Let me think. A straight one. I'm dead. Oh my God. Wait, my belly's out. Hold on. Maybe you.

Starting point is 01:09:09 You could use some exercise. I'm queer. You could use lots of exercise, actually. I get exercise. I haven't gotten any exercise yet. Yeah. I know. My biggest fear is one, well, I don't even want to say the fear because once you say

Starting point is 01:09:21 it, you like speak it into existence. I feel like I just want to live forever to be like 100 years old. Well, that's a vampire, sweetie. Oh, God. My jacket keeps opening. Oh, my God. My belly. That's the demons that you have in your home.

Starting point is 01:09:34 They're trying to touch on you. What is that? You said JoJo Siwa and your clothes come off. That's the lesbian demon. It's delayed. It's like ripped it off. That's the lesbian demon for you. Wait, we were going somewhere where were we going

Starting point is 01:09:46 oh the vampire I did have a vampire in my house one time I told a story online who it was just a vampire I don't have to give names it was taking all my tampons and it was a real vampire for real that was your husband no this is a fact that's my husband my husband takes my tampons

Starting point is 01:10:01 no but they were like bloodied yeah well it may have been before you met him, but it wasn't before he met you. Oh, you think he was like in my house like following me? Actually, that's – what if you actually found that out? That would be like terrifying. That he's like 100 years old or 300 years old? And he's just following you everywhere you go. I guess that's how you have to meet people.

Starting point is 01:10:22 How else? On the apps? True. I only have one app and that's Christian Mingle. You are not on Christian Mingle. I am on Christian Mingle. If you want to date me, you can find me there. What kind of guys have you met on there?

Starting point is 01:10:33 Gay ones. Well, that's what it seems like. I've dated a couple men. They all turn out to be homosexuals. I don't know what about me makes them like me. Because you're fabulous? Yeah, probably. They love fabulous women with nice hair and beautiful skin.

Starting point is 01:10:50 Do you know that song, Fabulous, by Sharpay Evans? I do, actually. Ready? A trip to the pool. A dip in the spa. Out with the old. Oh. And with the new.

Starting point is 01:11:02 Goodbye, skies are gray. Hello, skies are blue A dip in the pool A trip to the spa Endless shades, endless shades The whole world according to moi Um, excuse me. That was so good.

Starting point is 01:11:20 Let's do the chorus now. I want fabulous That is no simple request. All things fabulous. Bigger and better and best. We need something exciting to help me get along. I need a little fabulous. Is that so wrong?

Starting point is 01:11:37 Wait, how are you so good at knowing every song and every lyric for real? Well, I just have a photographic memory. Wow. And growing up with my cousin Georgia, she would love to watch that vile stuff. High school musical? Yeah. It sticks into my brain. That's amazing.

Starting point is 01:11:53 Yeah. You really could be a performer. I really would love to see a movie or a book. I would love to see it too. On your life. If you can write. No, I can't write actually. I just learned to read like four months ago.

Starting point is 01:12:05 Good for you. The only thing I can read is the actually. I just learned to read like four months ago. Good for you. The only thing I can read is the Bible. Oh, I thought I had it with me. I don't have it with me. Where is it? It's in my car outside. Okay.

Starting point is 01:12:11 Now we're too late to start a journey reading, writing. Well, I learned to read, but I don't know about writing. Writing is kind of hard because I got arthritis. Okay.

Starting point is 01:12:20 Yeah. So it's kind of hard for me, but. You're good at arithmetic. You've got that math down. I do have arithmetic. I dance. I do a little jig. A little jig?

Starting point is 01:12:32 Are you Irish? No, I'm actually a bit Irish. I did 23andMe. Then it came back Irish, Swedish, Italian, and German. Wow. Okay, I don't know any German. I. Yeah. Okay. I don't know any German. I do.

Starting point is 01:12:48 Scheisse. Is that a good word? It means shit. Okay. That's not bad. I was like, let's not do anything offensive. No, no, no.

Starting point is 01:12:55 Is Heidi Klum Swedish? She's German. Oh. She does German's next top model. Does she? Yeah. I don't know anything about that. I think you could host top model. You could do

Starting point is 01:13:05 like Drag Race. Have you ever been on there? No. But I would love to go on there and condemn homosexuals. That's one of my life's goals, honestly. We don't know their sexuality. We do. They're men who dress up like women. That's just sick.

Starting point is 01:13:22 Could you go on there? Could Terry Jo compete? Oh, I don't think so. No, they only let men on compete oh i don't think so no they only let men on there i don't think so i think every gender has been oh you know what they have let transgender women on there so maybe i think they've let yeah i think they let everybody yeah so i think you could well i don't maybe like a drag king thing but i wouldn't do that either because that's just what would you stress it ain't right what would you cross dress as Jesus has anyone done that on drag race

Starting point is 01:13:49 a little Jesus moment that would be probably too a little blasphemy would you go in the loincloth I would yes but I would make it sexy so I had like a little midriff showing

Starting point is 01:13:59 I love that yeah just like sexy for Jesus I love that so much and Just like sexy for Jesus. I love that so much. And then do you have any plans this holiday season, Christmas? Are you going back home to Louisiana, staying up here? Yes. The second this is over, my flight to Louisiana is right after this because I have to go back home.

Starting point is 01:14:19 I got church to, what's the word? To attend? Yes. I have church to attend. Oh, and you're're gonna do the preaching as we started this podcast you started with a prayer yes who do you think is more demonic elves santa claus or reindeers or frosty um i would say santa cla Claus because he is fat. And like we said, gluttony is a sin. Fat people, ew. That's what I say, but people tend to get upset by it. So I guess I just keep my mouth shut.

Starting point is 01:14:54 Where would you like to give back in your life more? You know, I think that I could be more open-minded and giving back to the colored community. It's me saying it, not you. It's fine. I put a parody satire. Only because I do, like, have a prejudice sometimes with certain people. And I like to have my things stolen, so I like to steer clear. However,

Starting point is 01:15:28 I think that I can let that prejudice go for the holiday season. I love that. Accepting everyone. Exactly. As Jesus would do. I love it. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:15:40 If you were in a Lifetime holiday movie, have you watched those where like, you know, you go back to a small town? Let's say Terry Joe, right? You're living the LA lifestyle. You go back to your small town in Louisiana. You meet Hot Frosty. That's the name of a new lifetime movie that's out there.

Starting point is 01:15:53 It's called Hot Frosty. It's a snowman who becomes a hot man. What is your fantasy world? You go back to Louisiana on Christmas. What does your Christmas fantasy look like? Like a jacuzzi of hot cocoa with marshmallows, hot frosty. Mine looks like

Starting point is 01:16:10 the exact replica of the manger where Jesus was born in. And you're laying in it. And I'm a present. For the birth? Yes, for the birth of Jesus. That's why I would love to be the present. That's my ultimate Christmas miracle.

Starting point is 01:16:27 I could be there. Wow. To witness something like that. That's your lifetime movie is going back in time. Yes. And then are you singing Away in the Manger? No, I don't really like that song. What's your manger song of choice?

Starting point is 01:16:42 Drop in Love for Jesus. Let's hear it. Oh, drop in love for Jesus. Let's hear it. Oh. Drop in love for Jesus. Hey. That sounds like. Keep the Lord in mind. When you dirty wine.

Starting point is 01:16:56 Drop it, drop it for Jesus. Ooh, drop it for Jesus. In the club. I'm just kidding. Get low, get low. Yeah. I like it. Sometimes you can do

Starting point is 01:17:05 unholy things but in the name of Jesus and it just cancels out isn't that crazy how that is forgiveness how forgiveness works according to like

Starting point is 01:17:13 Christianity and Catholics it's like you do something bad the night before and then you go to church on Sunday and they forgive me and they're like you're forgiven

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Starting point is 01:18:07 Use those holes how you want. Your body, God's choice. Stop it. Let's do something holy. Of course. Okay, favorite Christmas song that has to do with Jesus. I Love You, Jesus. That's not a Christmas song.

Starting point is 01:18:18 Well, I wrote it during Christmas, so it is a Christmas song. Immaculate Conception. Jesus Take the Wheel. I don't know if that's a Christmas song but Immaculate Conception Jesus Take the Wheel I don't know if that's a Christmas song well she was on her way to her parents house in the song

Starting point is 01:18:30 for Christmas how do you know it's for Christmas she was driving last Friday on her way to Cincinnati on a snow white

Starting point is 01:18:36 Christmas Eve period wow how did you remember that well I love that song it's one of my favorite songs Jesus Take the Wheel take it from my...

Starting point is 01:18:46 Did we sing this last time? No. Hey, because I can't do this on my own. I'm a woman gone. So give me one more chance to save me from this road on my own. From this road I'm on. From this road I'm on. Jesus, take the wheel. I won.

Starting point is 01:19:15 I won. Period. Well, that's because I had the spirit of Jesus trying to come out of me. Sounds like a demon coming out of you. I don't know if you're... Exercise demons. out of me. Sounds like a demon coming out of you. I don't know if you're... Exercise demons. No demons over here. We've exercised them all the way.

Starting point is 01:19:32 We've banished them. The Taylor Lautners. The aliens. Oh no. Who's calling? Jesus actually. Jesus is on the main line. Hello. You ignored Jesus. I did. I didn't ignore him.

Starting point is 01:19:47 What I did was defer him from talking to me in front of company. Because he knows I'd call him out because that's the fake Jesus. No, that ain't the fake Jesus. It's real. So let's do our little outro. We started with a prayer. Let's end in a prayer, a little solitude. How would you end your services?

Starting point is 01:20:06 Give us a little free. For all the people who can't make it to church on Christmas, let's do a Christmas holiday prayer. If everyone could bow their heads, that would be perfectly great. Lord Jesus in heaven, we pray that in this spirit of giving in Christmas

Starting point is 01:20:22 time, that you are with us and you are with the credit cards and debit cards of all the people out there who are willing to spend their last on their children. Lord Jesus, we hope that you guide their cars up that

Starting point is 01:20:38 snowy hill and down it into the bank because they're celebrating the holiday and they ain't got shit to do with you, Lord Jesus. Lord Jesus, we... Stay home this holiday season. Don't get in the car. Don't do it because it ain't right.

Starting point is 01:20:54 If you're going somewhere, go to church. That's how you celebrate Christmas. The best Christmas gift is the gift of God. And it's free. And it's free. You don't even have to break the bank. Sounds like an advertisement gift of God. And it's free. And it's free. You don't even have to break the bank. Sounds like an advertisement sponsored by God.

Starting point is 01:21:10 Well, yes. Period. We love you guys. Miss Terry Jo. This was good. I feel good. I feel positive. Enlightened is the word.

Starting point is 01:21:20 Enlightened. Full of holiday cheer. Yes. And until next year, we'll see what Terry Jo does next. The movie, music video vixen. All kinds of things. On the billboard, cover of magazines.

Starting point is 01:21:33 The unstoppable, the incomparable Terry Jo. Period. Is what I'm all right with. Do you have any tampons? I do. I have a super plus. You want a super plus? Oh, thank God.

Starting point is 01:21:45 The orange kind. Yes, I need it.

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