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Hey guys, welcome back to the Just Trish podcast.
Still pregnant.
I think I'm like the longest pregnant person ever.
I don't think I'm ever having this baby.
You guys, we're officially on Gemini season.
So this baby's a Gemini.
So at this point, what are you going to do?
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We love you guys so much.
We have the bottom tiers,
which is the extra extended podcast,
plus you get a bonus video on Saturday.
Me and Oscar just filmed Dramageddon Reaction Part 2.
It's so good.
It's going up this week, so check
that out. Plus our top tiers, headshot and producer, shout out. You guys get the headshot
of the month, which is my last pregnancy photo. It's not even a headshot. It's a full body shot
you're getting this month. It's beautiful. It's wonderful. If you're a headshot tier,
you get a Trish Moody sticker that I'm pregnant. We don't have it yet. It's that exclusive.
And if you're a producer tier, you get a producer name in the credits, a handwritten card, and
you also get another maternity pearly picture, which we don't have, but we'll show it next
week.
We love you guys.
Thank you, patreon.com slash just Trish.
Speaking of Patreon, we usually have the leader of the bottoms, which is Oscar.
He does our bottoms tier.
Today we have leader of the tops.
Our top tier, Callie, my sister, Metz.
Hi.
Yay.
Oscar is, he's living his life.
He's celebrating his anniversary this weekend.
We miss him so dearly.
Trust me, I was the first to be like, how can we make this happen?
How can we make this work?
But he's like, I'm out.
I'm going for the weekend.
Okay, okay.
So it's fine.
We all need a
little time off. We miss him. He'll be back soon. But Callie is stepping in as, what are you this
week? He's our producer. He's our co-host. I don't know. He's our writer. But you're kind of just
here. I would say that maybe I'm like the, I feel like I'm still the assistant sorry Moses
but
yeah
I wish you were
still my assistant
we were just talking
about this
how it's like
I almost need
an assistant
but it's like
even today
I almost need
an assistant
because like
mom was saying
for the
is everything good
are we rolling
just push it
it's under your chin
oh
I'll push it out
a little bit
sorry
I have not done
a podcast
since
2020
yes
so
and that was you know know, set up.
Same microphones, I think.
Were they the same microphones?
No.
Yeah.
What?
No, this is their original quarantine,
just Trish guests and hosts and microphones.
Then it tanked really quickly after that, though,
so let's hope it continues.
Just kidding.
We love you.
Everyone loved you.
Everyone missed you.
It is crazy. I know. We love you. Everyone loved you. Everyone missed you. It is crazy.
I know.
We're pretty stretched out, actually, as far as just Trish crew members.
To be fair, though, I think everyone thought you would have had the baby by now.
Me too.
I think Oscar too.
I'm going away.
I think he did probably think that.
But also, you were texting me.
You were like, oh, you need to be back just in case.
Oh, yeah.
You were gone the first week of.
I really thought.
I mean, I don't even know how
this is still possible that she's in there.
I mean, good.
I'm glad she's cooking it up.
She's full cooking.
Yeah, which is good.
She's going to be big because when we went at the beginning of May, she was like eight
pounds already.
That's so crazy.
And they told us like eight and a half pounds.
So I was like, they gained a half a pound a week in the last few weeks.
So I was just like, okay, so she'll be here May 8th.
Now we're here May 21st. And still no baby.
Oh, 21st.
Right.
Oh, my gosh.
Good for you.
Go, Zardy.
Sorry.
You've got a whole set up.
Can I show everything you have?
You have a Stanley Cup, a Red Bull.
This is not a Stanley, first of all.
Oh, what is it?
This is a Hydro Flask.
I mean, you have a Just Trish one and literally didn't bring it.
I don't like to put anything in it.
I just like to look at it in my kitchen.
It's like a trophy.
Right.
Okay.
Okay.
I mean, it's so cute.
And then I've got my Red Bull with my glass straw.
Okay.
And, you know, little bricks.
Shout out to these chips.
These are my favorite chips in the whole world.
Miss Vicks.
They're so good.
And they're at Costco right now, so.
I know.
I heard you said mom wears those chips and I gave them to Trish.
She took a picture of them.
I was like, uh, we have nothing at home.
Did she go back and get another box?
She did.
Yeah.
Shout out mom for always doing the Costco everything.
I'm going to clutch all the time.
She's very excited to watch this.
She was like, I can't wait to watch this episode.
I was like, okay.
I know.
I'm like, okay, making me nervous.
I don't know why.
Also, I feel like we're on TV.
She's like, I can't wait to watch this episode with you too.
I was like, literally in our basement.
I had chocolate chip cookies in my mouth. It's a premiere. I mean, it's fun. That's true. 11 a.m. tomorrow, I can't wait to watch this episode with you too. I was like, literally in our basement. I had chocolate chip cookies in my mouth. Well, there is a premiere.
I mean, it's fun. That's true.
11 a.m. tomorrow you can watch it. The premiere live chat.
Oh, that's right.
I'll go in the comments too. Actually, I think I'll be able
to tomorrow too.
Usually I'm in bed. Usually he's downstairs
and we're watching it together.
How have you been?
I was like, Cali ketchup is on my nose.
I guess we did the Cali.
I'm good.
Just got back from Texas.
I had a little trip there.
Oh, yeah.
You were making hats.
Yeah, helping our sister-in-law
and then I got back
and I miss it so much.
Oh, my gosh.
I miss my dogs.
I miss you guys.
What else?
I've been doing bathroom DIYs.
Oh, okay.
Wallpaper.
You look like you're
a bathroom wallpaper today.
Thank you.
I would put this on my wall.
It looks like it.
Isn't it that kind?
With the leaves?
Yeah, more green, more leaves.
Yeah, exactly.
We need a picture of your bathroom for the B-roll.
Send it to me so I can send it to them.
We'll put it in.
Because you do look, I wasn't an insult.
That's what you look like.
I like it.
No, I love it too.
That's why I'm wearing it.
What else have I been up to? Not much. People miss you. I miss you dogs. I know. I miss it. No, I love it too. That's why I'm wearing it. What else have I been up to? Not
much. People miss you. Dogs. I know. I miss you guys too. I've been talking about getting a laptop
for gaming for like a year, but I think I'm really going to do it. You are like Oscar. He was talking
about getting a mattress for a year. I think he finally got one. Oh, well, sometimes you just
really got to do it. I like the patience trying to find the right one.
Moses has been looking for cappuccino makers for literally a month, and every day I have
to hear, I think I'm getting close to finding the right cappuccino maker.
And I was like, okay.
Well, I'm pretty sure you guys have one somewhere because mom bought you one.
A cappuccino?
Yes.
No, I'm talking about an espresso machine, like an actual cool-
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
He needs the ones that are like ten thousand dollars like
the full one they're like three thousand oh my bad but it's good because i never get him gifts
for anything and i'm like okay like do you have something in mind and this is the first time he's
ever been like a cappuccino maker and i was like okay i love that though so are you gonna get like
does it have the spigot for the steamed milk yeah everything. Yeah, exactly. Oh, wow. Professional. And the first thing I told her is that I can't wait to make you and your mom.
He did say that.
Mom already told me that.
Drinks when you come over.
You know, he told mom.
I know.
It's going to be out in the open.
Oh, I kind of live for that.
She's just like, oh, Moses said he wants to make it.
That's nice.
I like that.
No, he did.
I was like, it was so nice because we were talking about it for Father's Day.
And he's like, oh, I can't wait to make your mom a sister.
I just can't wait until mom tries it, though.
And she's like, Callie, we need to get one.
I'm like, well, we're not going to get that.
You guys can.
I never get you guys anything either.
No, we do not need anything more on the counter.
I think I got you a Dyson for Christmas, a Dyson vacuum.
I love that Dyson so much.
I use it every day.
And you guys do so much for me.
Callie does run a lot of businesses.
You've done a lot of my – you do like an administrative work for me.
Yes.
You're always on the computer organizing people and categories.
I feel like maybe I'm like –
Administrative assistant?
No.
I want to be higher than that.
Executive assistant?
No.
No offense to the administrative assistant.
No, no.
Executive of communications and –
Right.
Thank you.
Executive of communications or something like that.
Okay.
That's what you are.
Yeah.
I like that.
But I also love you to be an assistant.
I need an assistant because Moses was a good assistant, but then he got, he was a dad.
And then he became a dad.
Yeah.
And a producer.
And even now, I'm just like, oh my gosh, we have two babies coming.
I was like, this is just a lot.
Yeah, but you say that, but then I get a hundred emails of people like, I want to be her assistant.
I'm like, and we know that you can't have somebody around the house.
Not me either.
Like, we just don't like that.
It's actually really hard.
It is because you know why?
Because you're so nice.
So when like you hate to ask for stuff.
That's so true.
Unless you're close circle.
No, they end up bossing her, managing her.
That's true.
That's actually so true too.
Yeah. Even you guys, I don't like like i don't love asking for stuff in general like you both kind of just know what to do which is great i wish i had an assistant just like tana's assistant's
really good page she's like she already knows even when i was up there the madonna and my dress broke
she just like already was calling to get like a sewing kit downstairs she already knew we were
running late for the reservation so she changed it to eight like she's just like so good yeah i love her i love her too like tennis character is one
that likes to have people around yeah and you're the opposite yeah like imagine having somebody
next to you all the time in your room everywhere you go right yeah it's true that is not your
husband that's not right that's why you were the perfect assistant when everyone was making fun of
you i was like well it's perfect because it's also like – But also, is that really an assistant or is that just a partner?
No.
It's like a good husband.
It's just like being a good husband.
It's not your thing.
No, people – that's made me actually sad for people because I didn't know either because
I never had anyone do so much for me.
I'm like, oh, maybe.
But then I realized like when I talked to like Ari and stuff, who also has a great husband
who like does everything for her, I'm like, oh, that's just like a good husband.
I feel so sorry.
Yeah.
Or when they call him a mom or something, I'm like, oh, like just being a daddy good husband. I feel so sorry. Or when they call him a mom or something, I'm like,
oh, like just being a daddy?
He just takes care of his child too.
Anyways, we love you.
But yeah, I do need, I know now I say that
and I get emails. It's really got to be someone
like I know already, but everyone
I know already has jobs.
It's a tough one.
It's really tough. You just got me,
mom, and Moses.
Combined, we're kind of assistant. You just got me, Mom, and Moses. Yeah.
Combined, we're kind of consistent.
You kind of – no, yeah, you are available.
But there are times when I'm like, oh, man, I could go and wish I could go.
Oh, like Bangin' Buns.
Like go pick up some Bangin' Buns in North Hollywood.
Oh, my gosh.
It's really just to pick up food, actually.
I don't miss that.
The seafood boils that I had to pick up in COVID.
You love the seafood boils.
Because they could deliver, but you're like, no, it's just not going to be as hot. It's not. It's not. The seafood boils that I had to pick up in COVID. You love the seafood boils.
Because they could deliver, but you're like, no, it's just not going to be as hot. It's not.
It's not.
Yeah, because they can't find the house, and it's a whole thing.
And you were a very good assistant, though.
Thank you.
You were.
You were so good at it.
You did laundry, too, at one point.
I was like, wow.
I did.
A lot.
And then someone commented, I will never forget this, on the restoration hardware couch.
You sat on it and there was like a puff of dust that came out.
No, really?
Yes.
You didn't have a housekeeper back then?
No, it was me.
I swear I had people come clean the house.
Yeah.
No, I don't think they came anymore.
Maybe they weren't.
Maybe not regular like we have now.
So I had to be in between.
The dust.
Well, no, I had to strip all the couch. That's true. someone commented on it i guess sometimes you need dishes too i know we have a
housekeeper really like i just dishes and laundry i just i mean i tell people all the time like we
cured my depression when i stopped doing it it's so hard it really is it's a lot and then you can
focus your attention on other stuff because you're so busy yeah i mean i haven't been lately which
makes me feel a little like lazy. I'm just like laying around.
No, I feel like I just-
That's not true.
That's what's so weird about it.
I just read a comment saying like, if I was pregnant, like I would be not doing anything
for the last month.
Like the fact that your water can break right now and you're here working.
That's exciting.
What if it did?
It still could be a Taurus actually.
You guys are seeing this.
Yeah.
I guess you won't know.
Well, maybe you will know.
You'll know in an hour if it does.
That is crazy. Yeah. I actually really love this job i was gonna say that i just i really i'm actually sad that like we like i'm like i can't i won't be able to do it for like a week
or two because i'm like i love it i love getting glam i say that now but after surgery i feel like
you're gonna be tired i feel like last time i was like trying to get back to work she like i have
to force her like you're not moving. Yeah. Because I mean you
seriously have to heal the stitches and all that.
Like you don't want it to get worse. I am a little worried
about that. So. It was a little painful last
time but anyways we got through
surgeries before. I can't believe it's
so soon. Yeah. I feel like you have
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Maybe it's coming in June. Maybe. I don't know.
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Well, everyone's missed you.
It's funny because it's like you're around.
We were talking about this with James Charles.
This became Dramageddon too.
Have you watched Dramageddon?
No, I have not.
I was busy on finding hot.
I should have five years later.
Like five years.
It's not a show.
It's just a few things that happen.
There is a playlist of it.
We should do a screening of it.
Even Holly texted me.
I was like, I'd come to the AMC screening of Dramageddon.
And I was like, okay, absolutely.
Because we're going to rent it out of the theater.
It's actually so interesting and so fascinating.
We've been doing reaction videos to it on Patreon.
So it's with James Charles.
Tati.
And then Shane and Jeffrey get involved.
Which is crazy. Right.
Because they weren't involved at all. And then when Oscar spoiled it
for me a little bit, which I wanted it to be spoiled, he was just like
Shane and Jeffrey get involved. I'm like how? Because it was
really between Tati and James and hair vitamins.
It was about sugar-brained hair.
And how he promoted it for Coachella tickets
and she was like how dare you.
But then, I didn't even tell you.
Okay, I should have waited until Oscar because we were reacting to this. In James Charles receipt video, which dare you? But then, I didn't even tell you. Okay, I should have waited to ask her because we were reacting to this.
In James Charles' receipt video, which we reacted to on Friday,
he shows him promoting her vitamins before sugar-free hair.
He did a ton of promotion.
She acted like he promoted the competition and never hers.
And he was promoting hers so much.
I was like, this girl's crazy.
And she was actually 38 and he was 19 at the time.
And he was calling her mom.
Weird. And she met him 38. That's right. And he was like 19 at the time. And he was calling her mom. Weird.
And she met him at 16.
So weird.
No.
I'm telling you.
Tati's crazy.
And I actually felt bad for James Charles in this situation.
Right.
Okay.
I was like, well, let's celebrate here.
No, of course.
Yeah.
We're still, you know, whatever.
But in this situation, this is why I'm like, but I'm like, this is kind of his origin story.
The villain origin story of James Charles.
Because he kind of was getting all this heat from everybody.
And I'm talking about him seducing this straight guy who wasn't straight, who like he said
he was bi and he's actually gay.
It was like crazy that the guy even admitted to it.
So I was just like, everyone's crazy and weird and mostly tattie.
But anyways, it's on our Patreon.
That is crazy.
Maybe we'll have you react to it.
I will.
But join the Patreon because you guys recorded like a two-hour long video.
We did a two-hour long video on the second video that James Charles did.
It's so wild.
I didn't watch it.
It was 2019.
You know why 2019 was – I was all over the place.
Or actually nowhere.
I was just like in my apartment isolating.
But it was a crazy year and watching it is nuts.
So damn.
Is the hair gummies even still around?
Oh, yes, but they're sold out on her.
Like, oh, Tati's?
No, both of them.
Oh, good question.
Sugar Bear hair?
I don't know.
You remember those little teal ones?
Yeah.
Yeah, hers is, like, sold out on her site, so, like, no.
Because I'm like, is it just biotin?
Well, she ended up.
It is.
That's what I was saying, too.
It really is.
We ended up looking it up, and up and like she ended up getting sued.
Like her partner and her Halo Beauty sued her.
Supposedly she had to sell all her houses, move to Washington.
I don't know.
It's crazy.
Is that what happens?
You get sued, you have to go to Washington, move to Washington?
I don't know.
She said she had to sell her houses to support the – what is it?
The lawsuit because she wanted to prove her innocence and her dignity of the company.
What was the lawsuit?
I don't know exactly.
Her partner sued her, so something.
Oh, gotcha.
Maybe not being paid.
Well, I don't know.
I don't think it's that.
I think it was like her partner sued something.
Something must have happened.
I don't know.
Subscribe and you'll find out.
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shout out to all our Patreons our bottoms are really coming through
because the bottom tier doesn't want to
see it so we're like so yeah
we shot Friday thinking I was again
going to go into like labor so we had some donuts
we had some Patreon
but the reason I brought that up
is because James Charles' brother
got he got kind of thrown
in there by other people basically accusing him of stuff.
And then he kind of left the internet.
Well, then – well, we talked about this last week.
Then Oscar was saying I guess he stopped talking to James.
I don't know what happened.
Did they just stop talking?
Did he get sued?
I don't know.
Something happened where they just stopped talking to each other completely.
And I was like, well, that's kind of weird because I said, oh, my sister has like left the internet.
But we still talk.
So I always thought it was a little sus.
Technically, I haven't left the internet.
Technically, you do.
When's the last post you made?
Well, okay.
Me and Instagram are like not vibing, first of all.
Oh, crazy.
But I love Instagram.
I go live on TikTok.
Once.
No.
You did?
Multiple times.
Yes.
People love to watch me stamp the Patreon.
What do you get?
Galaxies? Roses? I want to know. yes people love to watch me stamp the patreon do you ask for do what do you get galaxies roses
i want to know um i mean i've got my they do send me stuff but i don't like beg for it how much
money have you made on tiktok live can you say um i don't know can i say yeah it's not like youtube
where you can't disclose um i don't know maybe in maybe in one live like 250 wow well that was because it
was my birthday it was like back in 2021 i think that's the last time you went live no oh oh you
mean like recently yeah i think like 150 because someone's got a huge gift i'm like okay what's a
huge gift like what was it i want to say it was like it was okay. What's a huge gift? What was it? It was like...
What's the biggest gift you could get?
Probably like 5,000 coins.
Which I think is...
Who was it? Maybe 50 bucks.
But that's a huge gift. Oh my gosh.
Do you want to push it out? What do you want to do?
I don't know what I want to do with this.
Do you want her microphone in or out?
I hit my chin on it.
Do you want to push it out?
I don't know.
It just needs to be in front of you, not underneath you.
But I move my head when I talk.
That's fine.
That's your ask.
You must keep Barry still.
Okay.
Well, my bad.
Anyways, yeah, I love going TikTok live.
Shout out to my people that follow.
That's actually really...
I just wondered how much people made on TikTok live because I was like, God, people do do
it a lot and they make it their full-time jobs.
And I'm just like...
Because when we did it, I mean, I guess I was doing the NBC.
I guess when I did the NBC thing, I was making like $500 for like an hour.
But that was the NBC.
When I was just doing my makeup and stuff, I'd only get like $150 or something.
Not only – I'm like, that's a lot for just – you're already doing your makeup.
Well, I think back then too – why was I doing it?
I probably had nothing going on actually.
Remember when I used to do the lives?
What was I doing back then?
Nothing.
There was a different, like there was a time where we would just go live on TikTok just in general.
We'd have lunch.
We'd do stuff, which was fun.
I mean, a lot of people joined.
And then you did the NPC thing.
You know, you did that for a little while.
It's fun.
That's why.
Yeah, I guess.
I don't know.
I never think to go live anymore.
But not because we have a toddler and you never know what she's going to say or do.
Someone was just like, let's not go live.
You know?
Just never know.
She'd just be throwing herself in the background or something like that.
So anyways, but James Charles' brother, not talking to him, I was like, well, that kind
of seems more of a red flag because it's like, oh, because we were talking about you leaving
the internet.
Right.
We just don't post.
You go live.
Which I will eventually.
Are you Caligator143 across all platforms?
Yes.
On TikTok?
Yes.
Instagram?
Yes.
You don't really do YouTube?
No.
YouTube's good.
Podcast?
You guys should do podcast.
Oh, no.
I'd say that.
I'm like, my mom and sister should do.
No, I would never have one with mom.
Why?
Because I don't know what she's going to say.
You guys, We can edit.
That's the problem.
You guys have so much to talk about all the time.
I'm like, wow.
Every time I see either of you, it's like.
Well, you know mom, though, too.
She just, like, can't have, like, a void of silence.
She loves to talk.
Which is so funny because on the podcast when I interviewed her, she was very.
She was just kept her answers short.
I was like, oh, I love mom.
She always has so much to say.
She should just react to her news Facebook reels as to your guys'.
I know.
Sometimes she'll tell me news and I'm like, where did you get this information from?
No.
Usually she's right.
She was wrong about the Kardashians not joining the Met Gala because I told Oscar, I'm like, my mom's always right.
She knows Facebook news.
The Kardashians were not invited.
Yeah.
And then they showed up and I was like, oh.
All of them?
Two.
Kim. I just saw Kim. Kylie not invited. Yeah. And then they showed up and I was like, oh. All of them? Two. Kim, Kylie, Kendall, Chris.
You look like Khloe today.
Thank you.
I always get that.
I like it.
Such a compliment.
You could be a Kardashian
with a K.
Oh, I could actually.
Who's the nicest influencer
you've met?
Oh my gosh.
What a TikTok live question.
They love to ask me this question. Without Oscar thinking of the title i'm like what can we say we i was gonna ask you the nicest and the
least nice the most interesting we don't have to say that's so funny too because on the drive here
i was like i wonder if she's gonna ask me that oh wow we're in sync i'll do like a put a finger down. Oh, yeah. I love those.
So my favorites.
Can I have two?
Sure.
Gigi.
Oh, okay.
I thought you'd say her.
Wow, Gigi.
She's always been so nice.
Oh, my gosh.
Forever, too. We met her back in way when you first started your first apartment you ever had.
Yeah.
The beach apartment.
Yeah.
So love her. And she's remained the same throughout the years, too. Every time I see apartment. Yeah. So love her.
And she's remained the same
throughout the years too.
Every time I see her
she's exactly the same.
Like whatever you get
in front of you
is like how she is
on camera.
And I think the same
with Tana.
Tana's my other one.
Wow.
I love Tana.
Tana if you're watching
love you.
She actually has always
been so nice to me
and to like you guys mom.
You remember even back
in like the Palazzo days.
No.
The first time that I met her was at the Palazzo and when she was with her jordan yeah
and she was so excited to see you guys and she's like oh my gosh you're all here i'm like
how do you even know us and i feel like i feel like she's at her height now i feel like she's
definitely peaked again but that was also a peak for her that was during the like uh jake paul era
yes so i was always just like and we weren't that close back then so i always thought oh
that's so nice of her to be like oh your mom and your sister and she was she's such a sweetheart
I was so real I love when people you can always tell like how good people actually are when they
treat like the people around you nice too yes you know what I mean and that's why I like about
Tana's friends too we always say there's like Amari like all them like they're always like
Ari like they're always like talking to everybody you know like Moses everybody it's never like
I only want to talk to Tana I only want to talk to Tanner.
I only want to talk to Trish or whatever.
Right, right.
I think that's a real test.
Those are good ones.
So my most interesting – gosh, I don't – I wouldn't even know.
You could – like it has a bleep if you're like the most horrible.
Like who's the most horrible?
We could bleep it if you want so we don't start any drama.
Is she even an influencer?
Okay. I don't know. Oh. I know who you're going to talk about. I don't know. We. Is she even an influencer? Okay.
I don't know.
Oh.
I know who you're going to talk about.
The shade?
We can bleep it.
Who?
Bleep it?
No, I'm saying the shade.
Is she even an influencer?
Right.
Yeah.
Damn.
Oh, wait.
That's.
Wait.
Do you know her?
Yes.
And I'm convinced.
When did you meet her?
Because I don't have any proof.
We'll bleep the name.
But how did you meet her?
Oh. Okay. Okay. Bleep that part too? But how did you meet her? Oh, okay.
Bleep that part too.
But okay.
Yeah, go ahead.
And so.
This is all alleged, by the way.
Right.
Because you don't know for sure.
I don't know for sure.
But I don't know how they were back where everyone's stuff was.
Right.
They weren't even like backstage.
It was like in the rooms where we're changing.
Right.
And I had like a change of clothes because you had a party afterwards. Right. They weren't even like backstage. It was like in the rooms where we're changing. Right. And I had like a change of clothes because you had a party afterwards. Yeah. And I had my
Cartier watch that my ex-boyfriend at the time gave me and it was just gone. Like it didn't fall.
Like I was searching for it. I remember that. Yes. And I was like, well, the boys wouldn't take it.
I don't think. Well, because they were on tour with us all year and I always had cash lying around.
So I'm like, it's possible that I could have lost it, but there's no way.
Oh, interesting.
But that person wasn't really mean to you?
No, no.
Who's someone like energy?
I get that one.
Who's like energy?
Have you been around where you're just like, oh, I don't like this person?
Oh, well, I can't say it either.
Okay.
Can you bleep it?
Yeah.
Colleen.
Colleen.
Oh, that's right.
You were not having her.
I don't know.
Do we need to bleep that?
We don't even need to bleep it.
I just always thought she was really fake.
That's so interesting.
You always vary where a standoff is.
Like you love saying hi to everybody.
Because I never came down to like when she was over or when I was watching Malibu.
Interesting.
Yeah.
I just didn't feel like she was genuine.
Is there any friendships?
Well, it turned out right. Your instinct there.
Right? And mom.
Right. Not only was it not genuine.
But also, why were you never
like, you should have been Glinda.
You should have been Roxy. You should have
been. That's true. We were about to do a wicked.
Well, we never had that. We had the Ariel one
that never aired. The Little Mermaid one. You should have been Ariel
too. I'm sorry. Well, you could
probably get Ursula in that situation.
Not okay, well, maybe.
Well, you know.
Well, you did it before. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You're like, maybe, okay.
I went down to be Elphaba
because I feel like Glynn does an obvious choice.
I like obvious though.
Yeah, that's true.
But I'm also basic, so whatever.
Slay yourself.
What's the one – is there one YouTube friendship I've had that you like miss in the time?
Not like the aftermath of it, but just like in the time.
You're like, gosh, I liked that person or I liked hanging around them or I liked your friendship with them.
I liked you being around them. Who did you even
hang out with? I feel like you hang out with them. I hung out with – I had the era of Shane. I had
the era of David. I had the era of Jeffrey. I had the era of – yeah, my Colleen era.
Oh, my gosh. Wait. I have another one. Bad? Oh, my God. The tea is hot on this one,
all the thumbnails. Just Callie going through everyone.
She hides from the internet again.
No, because it's like, okay, well, I hated the David.
Hate the strong.
Oh, okay.
The David era.
Okay, that's fine.
You can, yeah.
Because I felt like you were just like always on their schedule.
Definitely.
And there was one instance where me and mom did not eat for the entire day.
And when you guys finally showed up
to our house, you're like, oh, we already ate. I'm like, oh, okay. Yeah. That was bad. And I
actually did feel so bad because we always did eat together when we would see each other. And
then mom and I went over to your house one time and like, you're like, I got to go. They need to
film. And I'm like, oh, okay. Yeah. No, we were so supportive at the time but like also no it was
I was sad no that era was sad I didn't see you guys a lot and yeah it was all about them it was
so I don't miss that era the era that I do miss I agree oh gosh so you said David Shane
Jeffrey Cole didn't have something in between there like Colleen but I feel like I had other eras in there I'm gonna say
no I don't miss any okay
I do love the dancing era though
that was fun dancing era yeah I feel like
that wasn't like it was just you
you know well it was like my touring era with like the dancers
I love that okay you love that era okay
but yeah I don't miss any
friendships of yours okay
well I'm being honest we love the
honesty era we are love the honesty era.
We are in the Moses era now.
Like if they were supposed to be, they'd still be, you know?
Absolutely.
Amen to that.
I agree.
So, yeah.
And look at you now.
You're thriving.
We're in the Oscar era.
Oscar's been through all the eras with me, so we're in the Oscar era of it all.
Yeah.
Got out of the Cali era.
We're in all the eras.
I want to be – oh, wow.
What are we doing?
Are we doing a wardrobe switch
that's not the wardrobe
did you want to switch
oh that's right
you got glasses
and I even said
like
mom
mom
and she's like
Moses looks really good
in his new glasses
wow
I love all the mom tea
we know the real truth
when she goes home
to tell Callie something
and that means it's good
and I'm like
has he even worn them
she's like no
I don't know why
he does when he drives
like driving glasses and yeah yeah it's good. I'm like, has he even worn them? She's like, no, I don't know why. He does when he drives like driving glasses
and pulling a Tricia.
Yeah,
it's mostly for driving.
Oh,
I like them.
Why did you put them on?
You want to see better?
You want to see me better?
Yes.
Why did you put them on?
I like them.
Because I,
I don't know.
I just want to wear them more.
I want to see you better
in that nightgown of yours.
Oh yeah,
it's pajama day today.
I did have a ball.
Pajama day day i thought she was
gonna be wearing flannels cute onesie she comes down in this nightgown i'm like oh i don't look
cute in a onesie like you because i look so frumpy i'm like let me put on a little shape to this
outfit today i see well it looks good thank you yeah shout out skims callies and one piece moses
used to work for that brand you You used to work for them?
I built their store when they built it in Beverly Hills.
In front of the Ivy, they had a store.
So I built that whole store for them.
Oh my God, Slay.
I didn't even know.
Did you get any free merch?
Tons.
Like I had boxes of...
Where is that?
He kept a lot too.
When I was giving mom supper pies, he's like, I want this.
I wonder why he...
That makes so much sense.
No, but he doesn't wear them.
You know what's the craziest part?
And I knew the photographer they used at the time
and they had like a, kind of like a sand color beige one piece.
So they also took me, like I modeled the piece at the ocean.
It's when I looked like Jesus.
So I'm standing, it's like basically modeled the piece at the ocean. It's when I looked like Jesus. So I'm standing,
it's like basically at the ocean
standing in a Jesus pose in that one piece.
Cause it would just look like a robe,
like a beautiful robe.
I need a photo of this or it didn't happen.
So I bought Builder Store
and I was the poster in the store.
It was crazy.
Wow, architect and model.
He can do it all.
All of it.
I never knew that because
when he was going through, he was like, oh, I want
to keep the one pieces. I'm like, why?
He never wore them. I don't know why.
Because I'm like, you're never going to wear them. They're too hot for you.
Why did you keep all those one pieces?
When it's cold. You never worn a one piece
ever. I always wear them. I love them.
It was so weird. I have that one and the
one with the patches on it.
Oh, those are cool. I like them.
I just try to get rid of stuff.
And then Mo's like, actually, we'll keep that.
I'm like, you're not going to wear it.
Where are they?
They're here.
In your office.
That's where you need to clean up.
You definitely have stuff in your closet that you've never worn.
I give it all to mom.
I'm the last person she can.
I mean, the house is 99% your clothes.
I've been getting rid of so much.
You have, though.
Every time mom comes over, I'm like, let me give you some more stuff. That's why I never have to
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Alright, let's get to the hot topics. Awesome.
Awesome.
The one that's been on my timeline
this morning as I was eating my bagel,
my uncle got me up at 5.30. She
like jumped out of bed this morning and said,
eat, and she ran. I saw her little feet run across the fireplace
like, not across the fireplace, but through like my office has basically a bedroom it has a
fireplace that shares it with my office i'm about like 5 30 trying to clog this to unclog this
toilet 5 45 going to my office she usually gets up like 6 37 and she wakes up slowly she always
goes turns to moses and she's like tv whatever all of a sudden i just like see her like sprint
out of bed go down the stairs run through the fireplace thing and then come around i was like what is happening and i even hear moses be say something i'm like what
is she like eat eat and so we went down to the eight at like 5 45 it was crazy she even saw him
usually again she doesn't like to leave the bed because she wants to stay with moses the whole
time she even saw him go to the bathroom and she's like i'm gonna go eat so she's she's already a
teenager her favorite thing to do is to open the fridge and stand in front of it yeah she's like
stand and don't know what you want but just want to look at everything yeah i got a bagel and a banana i was like trisha
coated yeah anyways we're up early i was eating a bagel with her i was going through my tiktok
and jojo siwa turned 21 this weekend and she was at epcot did you see i did see drinking through
epcot right yes i did see that do you know about epcot you know
about this from you i know about drinking through epcot not the drinking you know i can remember i
kind of remember so i didn't know this drinking alcohol and i had to look this up so for her
21st birthday which by the way like i'm totally i love that she's like a kid at heart like because
i think that's everything i think that's what you should be so i love that she was going to go to
disney world for it i think that's iconic because I did that so many years.
But I didn't know about this drinking through Epcot thing where you can like get drunk.
It's set up so you get drunk through Epcot.
So you drink at each country.
And so you're drunk by the end of it.
That's how it's set up.
I think I remember on TikTok seeing that.
On TikTok, I learned that.
Epcot is not really like for kids.
Literally, that's where the Frozen ride is.
It's in Norway.
Whatever.
And the Aladdin ride. It's literally four kids. Literally, that's where the Frozen ride is. It's in Norway. Whatever. And the Aladdin ride.
It's literally four kids.
But that's a known thing is to
drink around the world is what it's called.
That's crazy to me. And I'm not just talking about JoJo.
It brought it up because of JoJo. And that's when I went to
research this. And I started seeing TikToks of people drinking
around the world. And I'm like,
should I be allowed at Disney?
Because I know here at Disney, they banned
alcohol at Disneyland.
The Magic Kingdom part.
It's not called Magic Kingdom here, but the Disneyland part, not the California Adventure
Park.
And I'm like, should that be allowed when there's like so many little kids?
Because it's like public intoxication.
Well, I mean, then they would ban bars.
You know, that's also –
Well, kids aren't going to bars.
It's 21 and plus at bars.
This is like literally for kids.
Yeah, but it's not kids drinking.
But you're around so many children.
I don't see anything wrong with it.
Really?
Because I don't think people are getting plastered either.
I think they.
Did you see JoJo?
No, this is not about JoJo.
No, I don't think JoJo was drunk.
I think she was.
I think she was playing up for the camera.
Someone said someone gave her like placebo, like alcohol.
No, for sure.
You know how they have like the non-alcoholic like liquors now that taste like it, but it
has zero.
And I'm not saying just JoJo because I looked it up and I started seeing a lot of people
being drunk at Epcot.
And I'm just like, okay, like totally get like being drunk anywhere.
But it's like, this is literally like kids around.
Like you could stumble over kids.
You could walk on top of a kid.
You know, kids are so little, they run into you like and i i guess maybe because i
have kids now but even before i had kids i think it'd be like weird to be drunk around kids but
like any vacation setting hotel right but this is specifically for children so i'm pretty sure like
the moms and the dads are participating in this too. Yeah. I guess.
I don't know.
Maybe because I don't drink.
So I'm just like,
maybe.
It seems weird.
No.
It seems like there is the type of parents
that any occasion,
any opportunity they can have to like have a beer
or a drink while having fun with their kids,
they'll go.
Like it's just a big attraction for.
Yeah.
We're just not,
we don't drink alcohol.
So we don't have that.
I mean, it's weird. I'd like run over my child or something like that. Like if I had like a sip, I'd probably be like. attraction for yeah we're just not we don't drink alcohol so we don't have that but i mean he's
worried i'd like run over my child or something like that like if i had like a sip i'd probably
be like well also if you're that intoxicated i'm pretty sure that the bartender is going to be like
yeah we're not going to serve you anymore but some people hold it well some people can hold
their liquor well true but what can you do i just i guess i saw jojo just like screaming karma that
like all over disneyland i was like this is wild oh my gosh did you see that she was maybe this wasn't even real but i saw like a what's on tiktok with like the karma
songs playing and i think maybe it was her singing during the proposal but maybe not i think that was
just a oh like to my proposal just a like a joke one. Oh, yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah, because people were like at shows and they're like, oh, JoJo's like interrupting
the show.
But I did not see her play or sing Karma.
At Disneyland.
But also screaming.
Maybe not.
Does she say?
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Right.
Right.
There's the Karma.
So that might be.
I'm trying to think if she did say the word because I should have never after around.
Maybe she did say it.
Yeah.
I don't know.
I don't know if she actually said the B word. I have yeah i don't know i don't know if she actually said the b word i have to look at that i don't know if she actually
said that but she was singing it for everyone which it shows also she just shows like i mean
on jojo's defense like she seems nice with all the fans like people would be like doing tiktok
sounds with her they're like jojo have you learned nothing and they were saying it to her face and
she was laughing and having a time she seems she seems cool but yeah in general when i was looking
at the epcot's drinking around the world that's was kind of like, this is kind of wild that they kind of set it up for you to be drunk at Epcot.
I mean, she's a bad girl now.
I mean, that's real bad.
That is true.
If you say the B word and get drunk in public, it's about time.
Yeah, I guess.
But that is true, too, because is there not laws in Florida?
Like you can't be publicly intoxicated?
Because like here, if you're drunk, you can go to jail, right?
Isn't that what happened with Snooki in Jersey Shore or something?
Well, I think she was resisting arrest.
I thought it was public intoxication.
Oh, really?
It could be.
Well, maybe that was dropish.
She was running from the police on the beach.
Oh, there's one thing.
But if you're publicly drunk here, can you be arrested?
Yes.
So.
Yeah.
But that's not in public.
That's a private property.
Disney? Yeah. That's not in public that's a private property disney yeah
that's not public it's a private property that's they have the law just like you go to a hotel you
can walk and drink around is that true so it's not public it's definitely private disney's public
babe public place it's not owned by the public so i can just walk around naked at disneyland
because it's private they have their own laws so one of the laws is you can drink over there but probably another law would be you cannot be naked over
there i look it up that fact check belongs to the public i don't want to be naked i'm just saying
like can people just do whatever they want when you walk down the street it's public because it
belongs to you the public that pay taxes to keep it and the police and all that but disney is not
it's a private company.
They have their own laws.
They can do whatever they want.
I did see a Disney hack.
They said if you show up in like a bandeau top,
they say you're inappropriately dressed
and you can get a free t-shirt.
I'm like, okay, well, I guess that's kind of a...
But also, I am so anxious.
I hate getting in trouble.
Oh, yeah, especially for something like that.
I've been having to do that.
Where like you're inappropriately dressed.
I always think about that even with like my belly up she's so scared of getting in trouble always you are worse
than me i don't like i hate getting yelled at i'm like let's not let's i know i'd rather just miss
out yeah right i know i just don't understand people who like don't care i'm like okay stop
put it down don't do this whatever he'll just go into places with his drinks like his coffees or
film i'm like okay letees or film i'm like okay
let's not film i'm always like you can't put bring drinks inside i definitely bring but also
she makes her own rules that's true like she makes her own like oh you're not supposed to do this
here i'm like what are you talking about like this is we're in the shop where they sell this thing
like you're supposed to do i hate when you bring like she makes drinks in or food in i'm like no
don't do that oh i do. Because sometimes we do get yelled at
because of your stuff, whatever,
like filming or something.
What was it?
I can't remember.
You tell me one time we got yelled at.
Do you remember?
No, I'm asking you.
We never get yelled at.
No, we did.
I just can't remember where it was.
And for her being yelled at
is probably somebody saying like, excuse me.
Yeah.
No, for sure.
Don't yell at me.
No, definitely someone told you not to do something.
And I'm like, I told you like, don't.
Like I get so mad. Oh man. It's the worst yeah the trisha law anything i'm like let's not get in trouble let's put it down there was something recent
i get it because you're in the public side your whole life so you know in your mind you're always
like somebody's filming this and this is gonna go online and i'm gonna look like an
so i get that part. I'm not.
I'm the opposite.
I'm like, I do what I want whenever I want because nobody cares.
Even before I was famous, I literally was.
No, she's always been like this.
You were 18.
There's no before.
Yeah.
Literally, as a teenager.
Nobody knew her.
I'm saying as a teenager, you have parents.
And as an adult, you've always been famous as an adult.
Oh, thank you.
I don't know about that, but okay.
I like it.
He thinks I've always been famous and I love it.
Just a famous queen over here.
I love that though.
Oh, JoJo.
Well, I like that she went to Disneyland, Disney World.
I want to go to Disney World so bad, but I'm like, I guess I have to wait till like the
kids watch Disney movies and stuff.
I feel like it would be a truck with two kids.
So small.
Well, also flying there.
Then it's so crowded to have like – what are you going to have?
Like a double stroller?
Yeah, I think we got – yeah.
Even when they're like five and six, I still think you need a stroller because they can't
walk that much.
Right.
Yeah, I think we'll have to wait.
I guess with the double wide stroller, it's better because then, like, people will get out of their way.
I like the double wides, yeah.
But you can't get through doors, like, at the gift shops and stuff.
I feel like they're extra wide.
No.
When we go to the coffee shop, we see people try to get through with double strollers, and it's always a fail.
Oh, God forbid Trisha tries to go through.
Oh, God.
She's like, we're not even going to go in, actually.
That happened with even our strollers now.
I'm always like, oh, that's what it is.
So when someone asks you, when you try to put the stroller
in the aisle and I'm like, put the stroller in the back
and then the guy's like, you can't put a stroller there. I'm like, that's what I told
him. I just said, you can't put a stroller there.
Oh my God, we got into trouble.
Oh my God. I knew.
And we walked two minutes. I'm like, we shouldn't even need a stroller.
And I was like, I knew we were going to get in trouble with the stroller.
That's not trouble. That was trouble.
And that's the place we always go to.
It was bad. I don't think they cared that they cared another disagreement we had was uh chrissy
tegan and john legend in the do you see this in there and what in the photo booth you didn't see
in the light like yeah i was like she looks fine i was like she looks like she's definitely on
something where she's like blinking and moses no at the most at the most she's buzzed for sure at the most you know and and she was very normal like you would act
and you're a little buzz you try to get together yourself together but no she was like blinking a
lot she's like a couple at one time she had like a couple of but that's been buzzed moses asked me
what she was famous for i'm like i actually don actually don't know. Like lip sync battle? She's a model.
For what?
She's not like a Victoria's Secret model, is she?
I don't know.
I feel like she is a Victoria's Secret model.
I don't think so.
I looked it up.
Really?
She was definitely not a Victoria's Secret model.
Just type in what is Chrissy Teigen famous for.
Fact check.
Like that's what I want to know.
She's definitely a model.
I mean, she's definitely pretty.
But does she actually model?
She is a producer and actress known for Hotel Transylvania 3.
I'm pretty sure she's not known for that.
That's why she's famous.
Google.
Transylvania 3?
Right?
What was one?
Well, I guess that cartoon.
I never saw it.
She's a swimsuit model.
Oh, was she like sports
illustrated or something maybe i'm looking now yes i'm looking i have her the sports illustrated
model who did i see the other day it was like literally so random like what elon musk's mom was
but there was someone else recently and i was like his mom was yeah she was on the cover of
sports illustrated like two years ago she was sports ohrated. Yeah. As a golden. Golden bachelor.
Someone else recently was, too.
It's like Hoda or something.
Like, someone just so random was on Sports Illustrated.
Really?
I can kind of believe that.
Yeah.
They, like, do older people now.
I mean, I love it.
Also, it feels a little too, like, okay, let's include everyone.
It's like, like, Elon Musk's mom at, like, 90.
Is she 90?
Well, 80-something, probably.
And she was on the cover of Sports Illustrated.
I was like.
She doesn't look that old, but I don't know.
Yeah, maybe she's like somebody.
I don't know.
But I don't know.
It feels a little too, like, let's just include everybody.
It's like, okay, we.
Well, because nobody ever hears about them anymore, so.
That's what I'm saying.
I'm like, who even cares about Sports Illustrated?
They have to keep someone interested, so.
I feel like people buy it still.
Who? I would. I'm like people buy it still. Who?
I would. I'm just jealous I'm not on it.
They literally include everybody.
I was just like, oh my God, why can't I be on there too?
Maybe one day.
Okay. I'd love to be on Sports Illustrated.
You'll be as Malibu and Elvis' mom.
What?
Okay, so they have to be famous like Elon Musk and then I get to be on the cover?
Okay.
I want a Tesla truck, by the way. We're going to get a Tesla truck.
I don't know why.
Kim Kardashian has one.
That's not a reason.
Okay.
Back to Chrissy Teigen, though.
Yeah.
No, she definitely looked like allegedly like something like – it wasn't just like drunk.
First of all, okay, let's talk about the whole interaction because John Legend –
Well, the whole thing.
Kicked – okay, first of all, basically told the girls like can like we're
gonna use this photo booth now i was like first of all stand your ground be like it's just john
legend and christy t i'm not gonna be like maybe it was like the weekend or something i'd be like
okay let me move out of the way but if john legend's like actually can you move so we can do
first of all why do they need to take a picture in the photo booth like unless they were getting
sponsored but in that case they should have someone else tell them to move out of the way
not the celebrities themselves.
So like, did they really just want a picture of that bat in this photo booth, which wasn't like that cute or that poppin'?
And then the girls are like, okay, let me just get out of the way.
They're still filming, which I love.
Also, that's another thing I've learned is like people are always filming.
Whenever people want a picture, it's always like a video.
And they always say something dumb and stupid.
And I'm just like, okay, let me just – it always looks stupid because you just start
like – and then you're like, oh, it's a video.
Okay.
But I love that the girls were still filming.
But also it was just so weird like him like pushing it out because again, not to be ageist because we're like, you know, we're getting up there in age too.
But it's just like these three young girls are taking a picture in a photo booth and you're really going to just be like, could you move so we can take a picture?
That's my biggest embarrassment in the whole world.
Like saying like, could you move?
I'm like famous.
I need to actually take this picture.
And if I was getting paid to take the picture in front of the photo booth, I would have someone else do it.
You know what I mean?
Like, oh, whatever.
So you're not the one.
Also, I wouldn't care that much to take the picture.
I'd be like, someone's in there right now.
Wait.
Also, you can wait your turn.
That's actually very easy.
Like most people could just wait two minutes.
No, absolutely.
I agree.
He's just like, I need to get in here right now.
But the pose was weird too.
Oh, when she was like with her butt.
Yeah.
I'm like, what is happening?
That's what I was.
Oh, I didn't see that part. So that's what I was I wasn't even looking
at their face
so that's why you took
a picture there
like I never saw that part
yeah that she was like
it was really
weird
it made me feel weird
watching it
but I think
that was the part
that's what I sent you
and you're like
you already sent me this
and I'm like no
it was a different one
and it was the part
where she's like posing
and she's like this
and she was being weird and he was like being into it but he was being also
really weird behind her yeah it actually feels like he's the one that's high not her yeah he's
like on something very you know looks like he looks very that's what i thought too well also
i was just so distracted by like the posing I couldn't even focus on their
face I'm like what is happening in this photo and isn't that a photo shoot or like the little
studio in Vegas wait what is it I didn't even know where they were at I feel like it's a like
a hotel or something because I've seen that backdrop before I've never seen it oh so it's
like a famous thing maybe it's just like where everyone can go like Bootsy Bellows people always
take pictures there.
Yeah, right.
I want to say it is because I've definitely seen that.
People at the clubs too.
Where did I hear this?
I heard a debate.
God, who was talking about people at the clubs?
Oh, it was Georgie and Mike.
Mike Malak.
Do you know him?
George Janko, Mike Malak from Impulsive.
They were talking about being at the clubs and Georgie was basically telling them like,
you guys always go to the clubs just to hook up with girls.
And Mike is 40? Mike's 40. 40 George might be I don't know anyways they're getting close to their 40s
and they were talking about how like you need to grow up Georgie's basically telling Mike like you
guys need to grow up like you shouldn't be at the club at like 38 years old or whatever like that
which is kind of John Legend but how old is John Legend and Chrissy Teigen they have to be like
40s oh yeah definitely they're way older yes so I, again, you're paid to go, I just think like
maybe they're bad takes. You could tell me
because you're young and cool. Is it like weird
to be at a club at 40? I think it is kind of, right?
Oh, because Tegan is 37.
What? No. Yeah.
No. Or 38.
That's what this article says.
She looks 45. Is it?
That must be an older article. No shade. No.
It's from the 23.
January.
Oh, my gosh. How old is he?
Maybe they're young.
I always thought they were like older just in general.
85.
She's your age.
Okay.
Three years older than me.
She's 39.
And John Legend is?
45.
Oh.
He's 45.
God, I thought he was so much older.
I just feel like they've been around for so long.
Okay.
So, I don't know.
Again, maybe they're there to be promoted and get paid.
I do think it's kind of weird to go to clubs in your 40s.
But also like maybe they're friends with the DJ and want to show support perhaps.
Yeah, that's true.
I guess I know people our age that are.
I know.
I mean, I know people that they're much older.
Like there's people that just that's all they do.
They love going out.
They go out to clubs.
They go out to concerts.
All the time.
Concerts I see.
Bars I see.
But, like, clubs.
I think this is.
I don't know the difference if there's a DJ they like or a type of music or they're druggies.
Okay.
You're never too old to have fun, first of all.
I'm going to.
You're in this whole, like, the hole with the Epcot and now the clubbing. I know. I'm like, maybe. I think you're anti, first of all. I'm going to – you're in this whole like the hole with the Epcot and now the clubbing.
I know.
I'm like maybe.
I think you're anti like don't go out.
You're like everyone stay home.
Yeah.
You're past 35.
Maybe.
You cannot leave.
I guess I always thought that even as like 20-year-old, I never went out.
I'm always like – I've truly, truly – I'm trying to think.
Like I don't think I've ever been to like a club club.
I've been to gay clubs for like a year.
I had like a year of gay clubbing. But I don't think I've ever been to like a club. I've been to gay clubs for a year. I had a year of gay clubbing.
But I don't think I've ever been to a club, a straight club.
What is it?
What's the one you used to go to?
Hyde?
I went there one time.
You went there twice.
Hyde?
Yeah.
You went there once with La Demi.
Yeah.
And I feel like you probably went there another time.
No.
Okay.
What do you do at those kind of clubs?
Well, first of all, Hyde is super guys don't know, Hyde is super popular.
It's like a place where like Paris Hilton used to go.
Was it Hyde or One Oak?
Both of them are the same thing to me.
Okay.
I think you went to Hyde with her.
Anyways, so she invited me to her birthday party and I went with Jeff, Boston Jeff, anybody.
Yeah, writer of Thanksgiving who I always talk about.
So we went and he's obviously older.
First of all, we went to the gym beforehand.
I always said obviously older.
People don't know that, but yeah.
Well, he's older.
Yeah.
We went to the gym beforehand because he's like obsessed with Gold's Gym.
Yeah.
And as soon as we got back and showered, I was like, I'm so tired because we – it didn't start till like 11.
Yeah.
I was like, how am I going to stay up for this?
And I was 26, 27 at the time.
Yeah, this was a while ago, yeah.
So I was like younger.
And he, man, we got there.
And we just were so awkward.
Wait, why?
So what happened?
You got there.
Well, you know, there's young kids.
And then they had a table or whatever.
But we just kind of like hung out by the bar and just talked.
That's what I wondered at clubs.
But most people are dancing or what?
Well, Hyde is different because I don't feel like there's an actual dance floor.
Dance floor.
It's like a bunch of lounges.
You go to just talk and have drinks.
No, because a lot of people do dance.
I've been to a club in Vegas.
You used to go to those clubs all the time.
You went by yourself once.
You and me went.
And you're like, I'm going to go to the club by myself.
I was like, okay.
And you went upstairs.
There was like marquee or something where you got all your stuff stolen.
Yes.
Yeah, I did.
Don't do that.
Would not recommend.
But they have dance floors.
And the point is you talk with the people you come in with or you talk to other people there.
No, we don't talk to other people.
I feel like you do.
No. How'd you
get your stuff stolen? When you're on the dance floor, you're so tight together that someone just
reached into my bag and grabbed everything. Holy cow, that's scary. So you go and just talk to the
people you came with or that? That's what I do. Because it's so like you have to buy a table it's like not like
I'm not
buying a table
to have
invite girls over
I thought girls
just got free table
because they're girls
well
I'm sure
probably
the promoters
or whatever
you never got a free table
I could have
but I don't
that's not my scene
I'm too much of a grandma
see you're the same way
I just like
yeah but I get it going out
to have fun once in a
while. I guess I don't get clubs in general
but I just think like when you're like in your 40s, I don't know
maybe
I just can't imagine us going to like
a club together. Like even at our age
now I'd be like. But I mean at least
like they're going as a couple to a club
they enjoy it and
if he went alone to the club John Legend. That would be a different story. You know what I mean? Like but they're going as a couple to a club. They enjoy it. And if he went alone to the club.
John Legend.
That would be a different story.
You know what I mean?
Like but they're going together.
They're having fun.
Guys going to clubs is different than girls going to the club.
They must have gotten paid too because I know John Legend makes so much money.
I know like weddings he's performed at where he gets like so much money, like private weddings.
So it's like they must have gotten paid.
Because also like when you're that – this sounds so stupid too.
But like when you're that rich, you just go out by yourself.
You don't like bring security or anything. I'm sure they they had it somewhere it might have been outside of the booth yeah that's what i was surprised that the security
wasn't the one to clear yeah that's what i'm saying it's kind of weird but you never know
it's maybe just like a venue they're familiar with and they go regularly but also i think
chrissy likes to be by her fans without any like she did not look like it in that video
she's like remember back in COVID she's like I will trade something for like focaccia bread or
something remember she needed two heads of lettuce you don't remember this story oh my gosh okay well
never mind what happened no tell the story she, went on her Instagram and was like, I need, like, this for my recipe and I don't have it.
And then I almost want to say Chris Clemons met her to give her, like, exchange something.
Yes, in the parking lot.
Yes.
Yeah, yeah, I do remember that.
I feel like she's very, like, wild.
Relatable.
Well, I don't know about relatable, but.
She also told, I guess this is old news.
I don't need to bring up the drama, but she also told Kourtney Stott into unalive herself
when she was 16.
Yeah, she got really dragged after that.
Those tweets were wild.
No.
Because I know like saying stuff being like, you know, everyone piles on.
Like, oh my God, you ate a snail or whatever.
But I was like to be like, you need to unalive yourself.
It's a whole other thing.
Okay.
Like when Dixie didn't meal eat herself.
And everyone's like.
I think that's what she's referring to, but like way out of pocket.
Even then I'm like, why did I even like come for this like 19-year-old eating a snail?
Who cares?
But then that's a whole other thing to be like, you need to unalive yourself.
Like in DMs too.
Like not even in like public tweets.
And it's not funny.
But like who DMs somebody that?
That's wild.
No, I know.
That, maybe then she was on something.
Oh, she does have, I think, substance abuse problems.
Not to excuse the behavior, but I think someone did say she was.
She deleted like, I don't know, 30 or 60,000 tweets.
She had a lot of questionable tweets.
At that point, just delete the whole Twitter.
Start fresh.
Which is so crazy.
Like, think of her.
I just think of her from like Lip Sync Battle.
That's what I know her from, like being the DJ on that with LL Cool J.
I wish I would come back.
How long ago was that?
A long time ago.
I don't remember when it was on.
Like, I don't.
Really?
I never remember it being like on, on, like, new episodes.
Do you remember the one Great Pretenders?
Yes.
When we were kids.
I want to be on that show.
Fergie was the host.
I know.
You're the greatest.
Have you ever seen – sorry.
I feel like this is – last week was on HingeTube because I feel like I'm just, like, my head's
all over the place.
But did you ever see Fergie doing, like, 20 cartwheels in a row on Good Morning America
or something at, like, 8 a.m.?
Did you see that one where she's just, like, flipping around? 20 cart reels in a row on Good Morning America or something like 8 a.m.
Did you see that one where she's just like flipping around?
You haven't seen it.
It's all over my TikTok.
I know it's like old now, but she's just like. They're like wild, like.
While singing.
Like the way she's doing them too is very extreme.
Oh, and she's going like, whoa, whoa.
That was very James Charles of you.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. That is so rude. But that was Whoa. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That is so rude.
But that was good.
Yeah, that's what she did.
But she kept on singing.
Well, I'll take it.
I'm like, girl, calm down.
She's wild.
I kind of live for her, but she's kind of wild.
I like her.
I like her singing the Star Spangled Banner.
That's how I would sing it.
Oh, man.
Poor Fergie.
All right, so you guys are on Chrissy Teigen's side on this one.
You're like like leave her alone
she's fine
yeah
you're thinking
John Legend
might be the little
wild one
in this situation
he was the
instigator of the whole thing
he kicked the girls out
he was all over her
he was like
why do you want
this picture so bad
or are you just
looking for a room
to be alone in
I can't wait for this
picture to come out too
oh yes
the picture out
are the girls
but don't they
get that picture
like don't
I don't know how it worked
I mean the video came out
so that's the whole thing.
But I think it was on those girls' phone.
And they deleted it.
So I wonder if he like paid them or something.
But if the video kept going after, I think it's from the photo booth.
They just had an account to get the video.
Like we did in Santa Claus.
Like when you go.
Because the video.
I thought it was on her phone.
You never see them take the phone or stuff.
You kind of do.
The girls get up close.
It looks like they're taking it.
Look, I could be wrong, but it looks like they're taking it.
I know what you're saying.
Like, it could be a video going, but I don't.
I think the girls were taking it on their phone.
Matthew Lillard confirmed Five Nights at Freddy's.
The sequel.
He's coming back.
Are you so excited?
What's the line he says?
I always come back.
He had the caption of it.
God, I love Matthew Lillard.
How do we get him on the show?
Manifest that too.
Okay, we got to actually take some action.
I love manifesting, but we got to figure out how to actually get him on.
Look in the camera and say, Matthew Lillard, please come on my podcast.
You remember people used to tell me I looked like him when I was little?
For real, no one believes me, but I swear people told me all the time because he was in Scream.
It's only because you have wide set eyes and that's it.
No, people always told me because he did all that without a paddle movie.
He did. And everyone's like, you look like that guy in that movie.
And people don't believe me, but they always told me I look like him.
I got to do 23andMe. Maybe he's related to.
Oh my gosh.
Maybe he's my dad.
Have you already done it?
I didn't have enough spit. I got to wait till after pregnancy because my mouth is so dry
but he was also at
Comic Con this weekend
and the way he is with fans
he's like so nice
he gave this one girl
like a kiss on the forehead
he does like prom poses
with them
I'm like god he just seems so
I love him
did you see his Instagram
him dressed as the
yellow rabbit
next to Scooby Doo
yes
do you know what else
he's been in
oh now I'm blanking out
on that
but I remember
let me see
because you talked about it a lot
back then I did I loved how I loved it
and you showed me oh that's right yeah
you showed me but I don't remember what it was exactly
oh my god why do I even show you all these things then babe
well for the moment
in the moment it was nice in the moment
well he says December 2025
I always come back I always come back
oh god can I please be in it
I want to be in it so bad
I want to be like they didn't have any of the I please be in it? I want to be in it so bad.
I want to be the – they didn't have any of the music in the first one.
And I want to be the can't wait to meet you to join the – I want to be like a Burger King employee.
You know, maybe they go through the drive-thru or something like that.
I would love more than – you didn't like FNAF.
I didn't.
Crazy.
It was –
Crazy.
I mean, it was okay.
I would watch it again. But I thought it was going to be more
scary. I thought. You could not handle scary. I can too. Oh really? Did you watch the new
Strangers movie? No, I haven't yet. Well, guess what? There's a surprise.
Come on in. No. Oh my God. I would die. They just stood behind you on the camera. No,
I can watch scary movies. I can't handle like people dressed in
well that's literally
Five Nights at Freddy's
they're dressed in
little animatronics
yeah but that's on the screen
not in front of me
okay so if like
Fazbear
Freddy Fazbear
was in front of you
you'd be scared
oh terrifying
or like a haunted house
type thing
I will not go in
that's right
Universal Studios this year
they're doing FNAF
you're going through it
you said you're not scared of it
I said I'm not scared of movies
Trish I feel like one time was like, oh, you want to go through
even if I gave you $10,000? I'm like, I'm sorry. I would never. I cannot. I wouldn't want you to.
I don't want you to like die of a heart attack going through it or something like that. I can't.
I'm just so petrified. No, because I'm definitely the same with Macy's. Because The Weeknd had one
at Universal and I was like, I can't even go through that. Like I'm sure it's not scary,
but that sounds horrible. My whole thing with the FNAF I wonder what they're going to do. Because you don't
play the games. Do you?
I have. I can't get out.
I watch streamers play the games. So I'm
wondering if they're going to take like each different
little mini game and make it
into a movie.
Was there different games? It looks like
they're all the same. Because we played like three. Remember you helped
us try to play three and I feel like they're all the same.
Well one was in the bedroom and yeah that you tried to play
and he's outside the window the one the movie is based off of his um security yeah and we tried
that one right so that's what the first one was about and then there's also um sister location which is like a warehouse too so i'm wondering
what this movie is gonna be because it can't just always be the one game i don't know me and
pokey main are gonna play it she said she'd play video games with me so we'll play it maybe we can
both be in it practicing you think she's good yes I've never played with her. I've never watched her. She's really good.
I like her, but I don't know.
Okay.
I feel like she plays a lot of Valorant.
What's that?
Oh, she –
Or, I don't know.
Yeah, Valorant, I think.
She said to play Sims when she was here.
She said you should try Sims.
I downloaded it for you.
Okay.
I'm going to try.
I love her.
That's a good one for you.
She got me a Samsung.
Confirmed.
She's like, it's your early push present.
I was like, oh.
That's nice.
BFFs.
Maybe me and her can beat it. I'm just trying to write her
coattails because she was in the, what was the show?
Oh, yeah. What was it?
Was it MGK's?
Oh, I don't know, but she was in a movie with Ryan Reynolds.
Remember? I'm talking about MGK.
Free guy. Free guy. You remember that one?
Did we see it in theaters? Yeah. She was in that.
I was like, I love her. Which one are you talking about?
I was talking about a music video. MGK?
Maybe she was.
She's everywhere.
We love Pokimane.
She's coming up soon, guys. Or maybe it was Bella Porch's music video.
Oh, yeah.
That makes more sense.
Yeah.
Someone said, oh, this is kind of tea, kind of.
Bella Porch was dating Johnny Gilbert.
Oh.
Yeah.
Do you know that?
Yeah, I do.
Johnny Gilbert was on a podcast, and was alluding that he just was recently dating
somebody and the people were like, oh, she's a famous TikToker.
And everyone was saying it was Bella Porch and him because they were like in photos together
and stuff like that.
But I don't think they're dating anymore.
But I was like, oh my God, that's kind of iconic actually.
I don't know her, but I love him.
And that would make sense because she's like so pretty.
How long ago was this?
Like a month ago.
Really?
Yeah.
That's so random. I could see it though. But a month ago. Really? Yeah. That's so random.
I could see it though.
But also just because you take a photo with someone doesn't mean –
No, but the way – I guess the hints he was giving in this interview.
I forget the podcast he was on, but he was like giving hints about who she was.
Because I'm like everyone thought me and Social Repose was dating.
Well, I guess we're hanging out.
We're friends.
Yeah.
So I mean I could see that if you're like hanging out and you're a boy and a girl,
like okay.
Yeah, but still.
But I can – I ship it. Social Repose nude Johnny Gilbert, right? Yeah. So, I mean, I could see that if you're, like, hanging out and you're a boy and a girl, like, okay. Yeah, but still. But I can –
I ship it.
Social repose nude Johnny Gilbert, right?
Yeah.
I wonder what he thinks.
That's why I brought that up.
I wonder what he thinks of him being the it boy at the moment.
Is he the it boy?
Oh, for sure.
Jake and Johnny are definitely it boys.
The Tara Yemi, it's, like, that group.
Mm-hmm.
They're definitely, like, the new group.
And then that guy from Dropout, Zach Justice, I guess, is part of that it boy group.
There's so many It people.
I do love Tara.
She always checks in on me.
She said, happy Mother's Day.
She said, happy birthday.
She's like, can't wait for your baby.
Even though she doesn't like kids, she's always like, can't wait for your baby.
I was like, I love you.
Because you know when people don't want kids, I always feel bad that I'm like, oh, you don't
have to say you like my kids, but she's just like, I love you.
I can't wait for it.
Because I get it.
If you don't like kids, it's so annoying when people get pregnant.
You're like, oh my God, I don't care.
I'm having another baby.
But it's like, she's always supportive and cool. So I love her.
But yeah, I guess they're the it people at the moment.
I can't think of anyone else.
Like there's no other it boys.
No, but I did see Charlie D'Amelio's Fructis maybe commercial.
Shampoo?
Yeah.
No, I haven't seen it.
Really?
Why do you – is it a hot topic?
No, no.
No, I love it.
Well, I'm thinking of like influencers and like where are they now you know because i don't see bella porch that much anywhere you know
i don't either like it's like addison ray too it's like they're they're they're doing stuff but you
just like never hear about like definitely the demelios i'm like we never see them on our
for you page or anything like that but i mean they're probably still yeah crushing it i guess
i don't know i mean obviously or even bryce hall i think i saw something about him come up where he said he gambled, like he lost $40,000
gambling or something.
I'm like –
Well, dang.
He had $40,000 to gamble.
That's what I'm saying.
I was like, what are you doing?
Like, that you have $40,000.
I think he does poker because I want to say Tana was playing poker with him.
Oh, that's right.
It's really crazy to see.
Was that for charity or just for funsies?
I think maybe both.
I think – because they did reach out to me, I think.
Because they said – I know it is.
It's the same.
They said, you know, we've had Tana and I think they offered – maybe they pay for your seat.
I don't know if it's for charity or they keep the money.
I don't know how that works.
But, yeah, people are like – all the venues people go down is like so crazy to me.
I was telling Moses the other day like the Jake Paul and Logan is like so crazy to me how they become like
kind of superstars. Oh my gosh. It's insane.
Jake Paul fighting Mike Tyson is like actually crazy.
Like and amazing for him.
I'm like, how did he like this like guy from,
remember when he was in, was it Team 10?
Yes. Or he started Team 10. Oh my gosh. And he like
wreaked havoc on the head.
On Melrose and the reporter.
He's like, what are those?
He was so weird and like dabbing on people and stuff and I was like
how did he parlay this
we love the word parlay we talked about it
we talked about it last week what do you think of when you think of parlay
pirates oh my god thank you
I literally told him I'm like parlay
and Asper's like I've never
seen pirates I was like
I know oh my gosh
that was like the movie of the summer i was
like what parlay i was so i got a straight perm because of kieran oh my god she was so iconic
like parlay by pirates code you have to let me go when i say parlay like that was so okay thank
you i'm glad you knew it's a different meaning though we looked it up because i was like okay
i said i love saying parlay um but the fact that, two different ones. I love Pirates.
Did you know Austin Butler's in the new Pirates, supposedly?
Really?
He's supposed to take place as Captain Jack Sparrow.
Oh, I don't know how I feel about that.
I don't think, I think Disney.
I could see him as Will Turner.
I could see Austin Butler as anything.
I love Austin Butler.
He's just, he's going to be stuck as Jack Sparrow for the next 10 years, though.
I know.
His voice.
Actually, I think it's kind of iconic, everything.
I wonder how many years it's going to take him to get into character. That's what I'm
saying. I love it.
Is he still hanging on to the Elvis? I hope so.
I love it. I can't wait for him to come
on. He can't be an Elvis
pirate. Yeah, that's exactly what it's going to look like.
Elvis playing a pirate.
I've got to see Dune if he has that voice. I first of all love that
he has that voice. I love Austin Butler. Him and Zach
Afran, they're my... I think he'll do really well i think so too that's like perfect casting i i
maybe you can date him oh no he's dating kyle gerber yeah i'm not even on the same plane you
never know i think you should date the weekend i think you should date him johnny gilbert love
the confidence though all the people see can date right now i know i want you to date best
that's a lot though i'm not trying to sabotage you i all the people that i like you zach efron could be a real one
because he definitely dates a lot of different kinds of people he does i know so everyone who
comes on our podcast like oh i've dated him i've hooked up with him i was like damn okay
i know that was wild that lady that said she did oh yeah, yeah. The one we knew. I'm like, oh, my gosh.
That's everything.
I can see him with you.
And he's like so big and bulky right now.
Does he have a movie coming out?
Why did I see him again recently?
I didn't even see like the wrestling movie he was in either.
Oh, so that's streaming now.
I saw that.
You should date either Zac Efron, The Weeknd, Austin Butler, or Johnny Gilbert.
Those are my four.
Okay.
I'll try and slide into those DMs for you.
I feel like those are all good choices.
I'm manifesting for – or Matthew Lillard.
He might be married.
I think he's married.
I don't know if he is.
Do you want me to look it up?
Yeah.
Google if he's Matthew Lillard is married.
I just love celebrities so much.
I don't – I do not.
I mean I do.
You don't though.
I like don't.
I don't understand people who are not obsessed with celebrities.
I'm like what do you care about in life?
Not that.
Like, what did you spend your days looking up?
Life itself.
There's a lot to it.
That's my secret to life is celebrities.
He's been married for 24 years.
Oh, good for him.
Love him even more now.
Does he have kids?
Yes.
How old?
Oh my gosh.
Maybe they watch the show.
I give him 25
25 years old kids two kids no three kids they don't say the ages maybe they watch this if you
guys know matthew lillard i love him more than anything he was in scream did you watch scream
ever that's really those movies never no they were so great those are good the scream is so
good the original they were in and he's so good at the end.
Matthew Lillard, he's just amazing.
He was in a movie with Burt Reynolds.
I just love, love, love him.
And I love that he's getting his moment.
I wish he'd be on White Lotus.
That would be so good.
That would be good.
Oh my gosh.
He'd be amazing.
They should cast him in the next season.
Maybe he's kind of making a comeback.
He is.
I know.
He's everywhere.
Because he was gone for a long time and then he did that show with, what's her name?
She was on Jessica Fastane.
Castane.
Cast.
Oh.
Jessica Chastane?
Yes.
Her.
Where was he in?
It was like Good Girls or something.
And he was the husband.
Played the husband.
Really?
Chastane.
Yeah.
Oh, I've never seen.
It's on it's on
netflix oh it's like a series yeah i've never saw and it ran for i think four seasons and it's all
recent yeah pretty recent i think within the last like three years maybe that's why because then he
got his five nights at freddy yeah so he's i feel like maybe what if you and matthew will learn
white lotus i would die well next season I'm ready.
I'm so excited.
I'm done being pregnant.
Cast me in the next season.
That would be everything.
I love Matthew Lillard.
And we could be twins or something because everyone says we look alike.
So that would be iconic.
Okay, cast me in that.
No, I love – I just love celebrities.
I love seeing what they're doing.
I feel like just, you know, what's their life like?
I know.
You've always had someone
like,
you're like,
oh,
I love Michael Jackson.
Oh,
I love Donny Osmond.
I'm like,
I never really had that.
That is weird.
I know.
I never understood you.
I loved Orlando Bloom,
but like for a hot second.
Yeah.
And then Tobey Maguire.
Oh,
yeah.
See,
you did.
But that was when I was a kid.
I know.
I don't know what it is.
I do get like weird obsessions.
Who's my current one?
There's someone recently I've been obsessed with. Not The Weeknd anymore? No. I don't know what it is. I do get like weird obsessions. Who's my current one? There's someone recently I've been obsessed with.
Not The Weeknd anymore?
I mean, after Sasha, it was The Challengers.
Oh, yeah. Mike Feist. Love him.
I don't even know who that is.
He's from Broadway and he's from The Challengers. Or just Challengers, not The Challengers.
He's so good. Mike Feist?
Oh, my God. He's from Dear Evan Hansen and Newsies.
He's in the new Challengers movie.
He's in West Side Story.
I want to watch all those movies. I want to watch West Side Story too.
I was like, I want to see this again because he's so good.
The new one?
Mm-hmm.
Have you seen?
Mm-mm.
I know.
I'm so bad at that.
It's okay.
Ask it every season.
I was like, I don't know how Hot Topics is going to go because I don't really keep up
with people.
Do you normally?
No.
With movies?
No, like just Hot Topics in general, like TikTok. Whatever
comes on my TikTok. But I feel like, yeah,
we never talk about, like, things that are happening
in pop culture ever. Like, mom always tells me everything.
Yes. Or that.
TikTok or mom is my news
source. But you don't know. You don't keep up. What do you watch?
I love to watch
streams. Streams?
Yeah. Like gaming? On Twitch, yeah.
Okay. Who do you watch?
You should know because honestly, we always talk about gamers getting in trouble and we
don't know any of these gamers.
Who do you know?
Oh, like Aiden Ross and stuff?
I guess.
XQC.
Oh, yeah.
Charlie.
XCX.
Is that a gamer?
I thought that was a singer.
I don't know.
XQC.
She's a musician.
Oh, my God. I'm like, I don't think that's a gamer. Who's the other one? XQC is a Canadian. Is there a duck? I don't know. XQC. She's a musician. Oh, my God.
I'm like, I don't think that's a gamer.
Who's the other one?
XQC is a Canadian.
Is there a duck or quack?
Ninja, huh?
Ninja, yeah.
Ninja.
Aiden Ross.
XQC.
Dream.
Yes, he does play.
I don't watch him, though.
I don't watch any of those.
I don't know the people that get in trouble.
I watch smaller.
Okay.
Someone's saying Cutie Cinderella. Who's really popular? I don't know his name. I don't know the people that get in trouble. I watch smaller. Okay. Someone's named Cutie Cinderella.
Who's really popular.
I don't know his name.
I don't know how many there are.
I don't like to watch like big, big streamers because it's like not fun.
So who do you watch?
I watch this girl that plays Fortnite.
What's her name?
Ulu.
Shout out Ulu.
Why did you laugh?
Because I'm like, don't ruin her community, please.
What?
No.
We have a great community there.
I'll support him.
I know.
I love her.
But I did used to watch Ninja a lot, but he just rages too much.
He just what?
Rages too much.
What's that mean?
He just like gets so mad at the game.
Oh.
So they're just playing games and talking about the game.
Yeah.
And talking to the community and stuff.
The community is the people watching the chat.
Yes.
The chat.
So you're watching them on Twitch.
And are you watching the chat at the same time?
Yeah.
So you're just sitting in bed and you're like, I'm watching these people play video games
and then.
Well, no.
It's like our premiere where they watch the thing, they watch the chat, they participate.
Yeah.
It's like I'm doing my makeup and I have them on in the background and stuff like that.
Or I'm just going through TikTok.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
Who are the ones in Five Nights at, do you know Matt Pat?
No. He was in Five Nights
at Freddy's. There was someone else too. I don't watch big, big ones.
Okay, you like the smaller. Smaller creators.
Your niche. Yeah. Okay, I love
that. I love that you watch the girls. So Ulu and
who else? I watch,
I do like to watch
Tim the Tap Man
because he's funny. Tim the Tap Man?
I think you stole that from Tim the Tool Man. It literally sounds the Tap Man. Because he's funny. Tim the Tap Man? I think you stole that from Tim the Tool Man.
It literally sounds the exact same.
Is he tatted?
Yeah.
I would hope so.
Well, I don't know what these names mean.
They all live in Florida.
All of those streamers.
Oh, that's so weird.
I think it's because they're closer to...
Disney?
No.
What?
The servers on –
Really?
Oh, yeah.
That's why they all live in Florida, to be as fast in the internet as possible.
Yeah, or Texas.
I swear.
That's funny.
That's actually a good idea.
Because Fortnite headquarters, Epic headquarters is in North Carolina.
So it's East Coast.
That's where Mr. Beast is out of too.
Maybe that's why he's down there.
Maybe.
Where's he, Atlanta?
I don't know.
Do you watch Mr. Beast? No. Never have where Mr. Beast is out of too. Maybe that's why he's down there. Where's he at, Lana? I don't know. Do you watch Mr. Beast?
No. Never have.
Same. Sorry.
I don't know anything about Mr. Beast either. All I know is he makes good
chocolate, so we did try them and they were
very delicious. I came in after that.
Oh, that's right. Did you try any?
No. They're delicious.
Oh, well good. You know, gotta shout out Mr. Beast
Feastables. Although
Jess is for
Po-Mo. What? you know gotta shout out Mr. Beast Feastables although Jess is for um Poe Moe
wait hold on Nerdy Nummies
Nerdy Nummies oh Ro
Ro did I say
Poe and Moe
shout out Ro Moe
um true yes I would love
Mr. Beast on just so I can ask him about that.
Like, why did you – she placed third, but you made her look like she placed fifth?
Like, why?
To give Logan Paul the third place, I guess.
Lame.
Well, maybe he got Logan to where he is now.
Who?
Mr. Beast?
Maybe.
I don't think so.
Can Mr. Beast the credit?
I don't think so.
That's a win.
We had this discussion, too.
Or who did we say?
Popular or more annoying or more likable?
Jake or Logan?
Remember we had this discussion and I was like, no, I think it's this person.
Oh, like in real life.
What was the category?
No, we're just...
Because I think with everything that happened with George and Logan and then looking at Jake and his past and we're trying to figure out who's more...
Like annoying to people?
Like an a-hole.
Who's more.
Oh, yeah.
Who's nicer?
Who's nicer?
Who looks more like.
Yeah.
On camera or in life?
I guess just overall.
Like who would you say is the nice one of the Paul brothers or the more likable one, I guess?
Well, that's a really hard question.
To be honest.
Really?
Oh, yeah.
Why?
Because I feel like Jake is probably nicer in person and he just portrays.
Interesting.
Okay.
But I feel like a lot of people pick Logan because Jake was so out there.
And you thought people liked Logan better?
I thought that Logan was probably the nicer one
and that jake was the younger like overcompensating trying to be the big man that's so funny but again
this is all not knowing anything about them i don't know much about them either i've met both
of them and but even i've only met both of them briefly but i would always think jake i'm like
jake seems i said i said jake though. I think Jake is probably nicer in person.
But you think he comes across worse.
Yes.
I still think Logan comes across worse on, because Jake plays like.
Oh, unimpulsive.
On everything.
Like, I just feel like he, it's his little nuances that make him look a little bit more
narcissistic, as opposed to Jake just seems like a character that's playing like a villain.
You know what I mean?
Like, just trying to be.
I get it.
I get what you're saying because I guess – yeah, in theory, Logan settled down and – Well, Logan, they both have awful, awful pasts.
I went for both of them.
I don't know.
Yeah.
Well, everyone has a little bit of a sort of –
I get it.
I get it.
It's also not awful past.
Like when you think about stuff they've done and compared to like some people that should
be canceled or are canceled, you're like, okay, they're not.
Okay.
Right.
Well, you know what?
I don't know about Jake, so don't come for me.
I actually don't know about his allegations.
Who did Tana hang out with?
Jake.
Jake.
So maybe that's probably a testament to character.
Like he's probably, he's okay.
You know, like she liked him.
Yeah, she did.
So there was something to like there.
I always liked Jake.
I actually don't, I don't know the full extent of their cancellation, so I don't want to
take back that.
But yeah, so I think probably Jake is nicer.
He was very nice.
In the real life of the two, Jake is definitely the nicest one.
I literally only met them once each time.
But Jake had me to the house.
He offered food.
He had a chef.
He's like, you want the chef to make you something?
Not that that makes someone nice, but Logan.
He fed me.
It was actually so nice for no reason, and David wasn't even around. So I was like, oh, that's makes someone nice, but Logan. He fed me. It was like actually like so nice for no reason.
And David wasn't even around.
So I was like, oh, that's kind of nice.
Yeah, Logan just – Logan's definitely just all about himself, which again doesn't make a bad person.
I think he's just more self-centered.
Although I did feel bad for him when they were coming for his fiancé.
Yeah, for sure.
Anytime someone comes for like your family.
We were talking about that too.
I was like, that's icky.
Oh, Tati came for James Charles' mom. And mom and i was like okay you don't need to like come
for and james even said that too he's just like just because she was like liking tweets about
something i'm just like okay but that's like his mom and she's like you need to come to la and take
care of your boys i'm like you need to chill tati you're the one that's like saying you're their
mother when you're not like it's weird so creepy and they would show the text like james showed
the text he's like hey mom need a mom sunday and i like, and she was like going with it. I was like,
this is weird. Also, it's not like he was there on a
play date and you called him mom. Can you come pick up your
boys? That's what it was. That's what it sounded like. He was there for you.
So you're, that's his dad. No, she was
cray cray. And it's
like he did
promote your brand. No, he promoted her brand
so much and promoted her. And then even on
the video, she's like, he just never asked me on his channel.
I was like, okay, girl. But she thought she built him up.
I don't know. That gave me nightmares that day.
Honestly, for real. She gave me nightmares.
She scares me. And the way she was like
talking and crying. Don't send him hate and blah, blah.
I was like, you're... And then he brought the video with
the receipts and then she disappeared for a year. The next
one we're going to watch is her coming back after a year
and being like, why I did it or something like that.
I was like, girl, oh my God. This was in 2020.
So it happened in 2019. She disappeared for literally a year
and then came back in 2020 with another video
blaming Shane and Jeffrey, I guess.
Why?
Yeah, that she was like a puppet girlfriend.
She's like 38 in these videos, by the way, and married.
I was like, don't you have someone like,
I mean, most of them used to tell me like,
okay, wait to make a video.
Like, I guess she did wait.
I guess she waited a year, but also like,
James is like a project.
She's like, get to apologize to me and my husband.
I'm like, you all are weird. You're grown.
This kid's 18.
They're a whole other thing.
But yeah, shout out Jake Paul for
boxing Mike Tyson. I think that's everything.
Who's going to win?
Oh, that's a good question. I don't know. I'm not really into
boxing. I don't know how it works. I mean, it's obviously
fake or in stage. Probably Mike, right?
It's not fake. Oh, it's not? They don't know the winner? I don't think how it works. I mean, it's obviously fake or in stage. Probably Mike, right? It's not fake.
Oh, it's not?
They don't know the winner?
I think it's...
I don't think it's rigged.
Those things are usually...
Oh, really?
This is, I mean, not in the sense it's entertainment.
It's fully entertainment.
So the whole thing is scripted for the best entertainment.
No, I don't think it's like that.
No.
I think they really do it to give you the best entertainment possible.
And then... They kind of know. Yeah. Oh, well, that. No. I think they really do it to give you the best entertainment possible. And then.
They kind of know.
Yeah.
Oh, well, that's sad.
I think.
I sent it to Jeff actually yesterday.
I want it to be real.
Yeah.
They probably just haven't figured out beforehand.
I don't know.
I guess you're not supposed to, right?
Because it's like someone bets on it and they say you're not supposed to know the outcome
if people are betting on it.
Like, really?
Who would win?
I don't know.
I don't know, actually.
Because I just always heard Mike Tyson's like this beast, right?
But it's like, but you are older. I mean, when you're almost 60, like, I mean, that does do something to your body. And Jake win? I don't know. I don't know, actually, because I just always heard Mike Tyson's like this beast, right? But it's like, but you are older.
I mean, when you're almost 60, like, I mean, that does do something to your body.
And Jake's-
I'm team Tyson.
Yeah.
He called him fat.
Mike Tyson called Jake Paul fat.
Oh.
He's like, he should be lean and mean.
That's kind of funny.
Yeah, but it was not only fat.
He was like, he's fat and funky.
Yeah.
He's like, he should be lean and mean, but he's fat and funky.
Yeah, but you know, that's just Tyson.
And then what did he say?
Then Jake Paul's like, some big boxer.
We forgot his name already.
He's like, well, he was fat.
He's like, yeah, but you're not.
Someone who beat Mike Tyson or something like that.
And then we looked him up and that guy wasn't even fat.
I was like, what is with this?
I mean, Jake is huge.
Jake, oh, triggered.
Jake's like, he's like, I'm a big boy right now.
I'm 230.
I'm like, oh my God, I'm 260.
You're also pregnant.
But also 5'3 and not boxing. I'm like, oh my god, I'm 260. You're also pregnant. But also 5'3 and not boxing.
I was like,
ah! That's him being a big boy.
I was like, oh no. I know. And what is he, like
6'5? Yeah, he's tall
and it's like, oh my god, there's a new sound on TikTok.
Have you seen the big back or
something? What? It's like your
big back, big back. It's like whoever
eats a lot of food. I thought you were going to talk about
the, I want a guy who's in finance, 6'5. of food. I thought you were going to talk about the – I want a guy who's in finance, 6'5".
Oh, yeah.
I thought you were going to talk about that.
And then I see the people in finance.
The guys will stitch in.
I'm like, oh, they're like not cute.
First of all, big back.
No, I've not heard this, right?
It's like big back, big back.
And it's like you show your girlfriend eating a lot of food or something like that.
That is so awful.
That's me.
I just feel like that every time I'm eating.
Thank God I'm not on your forum page
oh my god
I get so triggered
oh
big
when we eat
we should film that
big back
big back
is Jake having a girl
Jake's having a girl
Logan
Logan's having a girl
yes
he was on a red carpet
with his mom
and they were like
we don't know how to raise a girl
because his mom only had boys
and I was like
oh because he said
he had one
because they asked him
his parenting style.
He goes, well, I thought I had a boy.
I thought I would know and this and this.
But now that it's a girl, like no one knows how to raise a girl because they all had boys.
It is crazy.
You know what?
Every guy we know, though, loves being a girl dad.
Like I was going to say, I can't picture Logan being a girl dad.
But I guess like Joe Rogan is a girl dad.
Like I guess like they end up being –
They definitely will soften you.
Definitely.
And I was telling Moses, I was like, if we had a boy though, I was like, I feel like
you'd be harder on the boy.
He's like, no.
I'm like, I think so because even people on TikTok, they always say they're harder
on the boy than they are the girl.
Like the girl, they just like let do whatever and the boy they're like harder on.
Not in our situation.
That's true.
That is true.
Yeah.
I know.
It's interesting.
I don't know.
Being a girl – girl dads are easier though.
I don't know. You a girl, girl dads are easier, though. I don't know.
You're a good girl, dad.
I mean, what everyone tells me, it's like it changes with age.
You know, it's like when they become a teenager, it's a whole different story.
I think she'll still love hanging around you as a teenager.
No, but not so much that part.
It's more, I mean, we don't know what she will like and what she'll want to do.
And, of course, hopefully she'll want to have her own life and hang out with friends and
do her own thing.
But it's okay if she wants to stay with us.
But I think it's a part of like, you know, they start dating and things and that's where
things become a bit.
You have such good advice.
So I feel like even in that, you'll like crush it.
I feel like I always just pray, Moses.
I'm like, please let us stay around until she's like 50.
Hopefully I don't need to tell her anything.
You just give her example, you know.
That's very true too.
She sees us and she sees what. So hopefully I won't have to say anything.
She has a very high standard.
She'll be like, you're not cooking me dinner tonight.
Absolutely not.
You're not buying me presents just for cuss.
No.
That is true.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I think she'll, you're like, you dress, someone gave a compliment the other day and you dressed
her.
Or was it her hair?
Was it your mom or someone? My mom someone my mom loved the way I style her
she didn't have a cute outfit
she had this cute jacket and she's like who picked this out
I was like Moses dressed her today
she's like no and I was like yeah
and he did her hair you do do cute
I also feel like you have definitely
you were the practice
for Malibu
that's very true
he feeds you
and dresses you
I'm the original baby
and manages your outbursts
that's true
when she's a runaway baby
when she runs away
he like knows how to like
get her back
it's like okay
that's true
it's a good point
actually that's true
when I met Moses
I don't
I was
didn't even know
if he ever interacted
with a girl before
I was like
do you know
how you're supposed
to talk to a girl like that's true and you you really have changed the most I mean since
I met you like I don't know you're like a 3 180 360 180 180 you're like a whole different person
you're going back to the same place right right you're 180 I was just like crazy the you versus
now versus you versus at the beginning quarantine quarantine is crazy. Yeah, it is.
It is a big change.
It is a big change.
We don't know why, but it happened.
It's crazy.
It is crazy how people can change.
Because we were like, people don't change.
But I'm like, but people do.
Yes and no.
But then people really do because we both really did.
So it's like so hard.
What is that a quote of?
People don't really change.
People change.
Oh, right.
Oh, Brian's means, yeah.
I think they do. I think they do. I don't know. I think it's like growing.. People change. Oh, right. I think they do.
I think they do. I don't know.
I think it's like growing, we're changing.
Oh, yeah. That was a good impression.
Anyways.
Oh, by the way, I forgot to add for Pirates of the Caribbean,
I know we passed that, but I would like to be casted as the tavern maid.
Oh, my gosh. You're going to be so busy
when you're after birth.
White Lotus, Five Nights at Freddy's,
Tavern Maid and Pirates.
I would love to be – did you watch Baby Reindeer?
I know this is like old hot topic, but did you watch it?
What?
Baby Reindeer.
No, but I saw the interview.
Well, I don't have Netflix because pretty soon it's going to be like $50 a month.
That is true.
It's so expensive. And they kicked us out.
Okay.
Well, they didn't kick you out.
They kicked you off mine.
Right. So whatever. No, but I. And they kicked us out, so. Okay. Well, they didn't kick you out. They kicked you off mine. Right.
So, whatever.
No, but I did see the interview.
I love her.
You love her?
I wish I could play her.
I wish I could have been the baby reindeer girl.
She's like, P.S.
Is that a serious question?
That's pretty good.
Oh, yeah.
When he's like, we're in love with him.
Of course not.
No.
That's a good one.
That's a euphemism for having to sleep with me.
Oh, that was good. Thank you. That's good for having to for having to sleep with me. Oh, that was good.
Thank you.
That's good for having to see it.
He asked me to fix my curtain.
Oh, I can't do it.
Wow, you did it better than me.
Wow.
And I'm awful at impressions.
No, you're so good.
You're really good at impressions.
You always have been.
I actually saw Christina Aguilera the other day on my timeline.
So skinny, by the way.
But she came out singing What a Girl Wants, and I literally reminded you as a six-year-old
in Byron Civic Theater. I thought I was Christina Aguilera.
But people like hyped you up. I remember people like wow she's
so good and I was like no she's not.
But you would. Let's hear a little bit of What a Girl Wants.
No I'm not doing that. Come on. Or Coming Over Baby.
That was your song.
You go. Go. You go.
I'm not doing it.
What's the one you always did? Was it Coming Over Baby or What a Girl Wants?
No it was
Coming Over Baby. She was singing it and? No, it was Coming Over Baby.
She was singing it and it literally reminded me so much of you.
I'm not doing it.
Why?
Because you're going to keep it in.
No.
We'll take it out.
Go.
No.
Come on over.
Come on over, baby.
That's it.
Come on over.
That's how I used to do it.
Oh.
No, but there's a part after used to do it. Oh, no,
but there's a part after that
that you did.
Hey boy,
don't you know
I got something going on.
Oh yeah.
I've got an invitation.
Don't you keep me waiting
all night long.
Oh yeah.
I know you know.
So babe,
we're going to get copyrighted because we sound so good.
I'm going to be more Jessica Simpson.
You sound great, Christina.
But people would tell my sister all the time, like, literally at six, like, oh, my God,
she's such a good singer.
I was like, she's fine.
No.
But she is.
She's lost so much weight.
I saw her.
I, like, literally was so tiny on stage.
I was just like, what the heck?
I'm going to say Osempi, I swear.
Everybody's on Osempi.
It is crazy.
And, like, here's the thing.
Look, I'm still scared to take it.
Like I'm not going to take it or whatever. But
people get so mad then when people are on Ozempic. But it's like okay
everyone's talking about like they hate when people are fat. And now everyone's
losing weight. And they're like oh my god they're on Ozempic. It's like okay well.
I totally agree with that. Which one?
No. I feel like. What?
Do you want me to be fat or do you want me to be skinny? Right. Like Kelly Clarkson
too. Everyone's like oh okay. And then she ended up going to a doctor
and they're like yeah you're like pre-diabetic and this is a problem
and your blood work's awful.
And so she did it for the right reasons because she was overweight and then people are still pissed about it.
She's another one I was triggered.
She said she was only like 200 pounds at her heaviest.
I was like, oh, she's okay.
Damn.
I feel like I'm actually – Dr. Drew was here and he was talking about being a candidate
for a doctor – but he said don't take it for like a year after postpartum because
he's like it can make you into psychosis and stuff like that.
Well, also, yeah, your hormones are trying to like balance out.
And I feel like there's a certain amount of people, there's like a handful of people that
like are still hungry and just eat whatever they want.
Don't lose weight.
I'm like, that's probably me.
Because you know what it is?
It makes you feel full.
But here's my thing, right?
That's my problem is I eat when I'm full.
Like I still eat.
So I was like, that probably wouldn't phase me too much.
No, I get that.
You know what I mean?
But they all look great and people need to chill because it's like, damn, they're mad if you're fat. They're mad if you're skinny. Christina looks good though. No, I get that. You know what I mean? But they all look great and people need to chill because it's like
damn, they're mad if you're fat. They're mad if you're skinny.
Christina looks good though. No, for real.
And people get mad if you say that you're not
on it. But also, it's a medical thing.
You don't need to tell. Right.
I guess it's the maybe when like skinny people
just use it just to be skinny. But if you're adamantly saying that you're
not on it and you are, that's
like, mm. Yeah, that's annoying.
Just say it. But no one really says they're not,
right? No one ever is like, I'm not an olympic.
Well, I mean. Someone did say it the other day. Someone
lost a lot of weight and they said they weren't. Oprah said
she was. Kelly Clarkson said she was on something adjacent to it.
Whoopi Goldberg said she was on it.
Rebel Wilson
finally came out and said she was on it. Oh, really?
Yeah. Are you sure?
Let me double check, but I'm pretty sure. Oh, I didn't know.
My source is mom.
Credit mom.
Just credit mom is all the source.
Oh, I had no idea.
Yeah, because she had lost a lot of weight.
And then I suspect Adele's on it too.
Just because she lost a bunch of weight.
I don't know.
She looks pretty.
She's so fast though.
Right.
That's what I'm saying.
The timeline is like i blink and you're
100 pounds lighter i know it's crazy but like no but i think so a lot of those people yeah
yes she did wow well that makes sense then well that's better to say you feel good on it like
you shouldn't have to say anything but just don't lie about it but like you said when it's so fast
too it's like yeah people want to right Maybe I'll just get on it. No.
I mean,
if you want to.
It's just so not,
it's fair.
I mean,
this is jealousy
because I'm just like,
damn,
that's like not fair.
All of a sudden,
there's like this magic pill
that makes you,
everybody skinny.
You could never be skinny before.
I know.
Remember that?
It's crazy.
Yeah.
Now it's happening.
I know.
But I probably,
like I said,
mine,
I feel like it would mess with me.
I don't know.
I feel like I'd be the one person
that like,
it just throws everything off.
I don't know.
Anytime I've taken any medications like for mental health or mental illness, like, I feel like it would mess with me. I don't know. I feel like I'd be the one person that like it just throws everything off. I don't know. Anytime I've taken any medications like for mental health or mental illness, like I feel
like I'm just a little crazy on them.
Like crazier.
That's why I usually don't take them.
I know they're good.
I know you love – like people love – you know, and they're good.
You should.
I love my cocktail of whatever I've got going on.
Legally prescribed to you though.
Legally prescribed to me.
The way you said it, you're like, I love my cocktail.
Well, no, because I have two different – Yeah, yeah, you're like, I love my cocktail. Well, no,
because I have two different minds.
Yeah,
yeah,
yeah.
No,
I mean,
it definitely works for a lot of people.
I just feel like,
for me,
it's never,
I've always been a little more
off my rocker.
But,
maybe,
I don't know.
Is it?
I don't know.
I don't know what's good anymore.
I think as long as you have something
to manage it.
If you're,
yeah,
if you're not having like outbursts.
Mine's meditation.
Yeah.
I love that.
I love a little meditation hour.
I need to do it this week.
Speaking of people getting annoyed
at stuff.
This creator on TikTok,
Francesca Fargo.
Love her.
She follows me.
I don't know what they do,
but their house is gorgeous.
She just got pregnant and she was talking about her baby names which were love yeah well i don't think they're
going with them that's why she's right baby names we love what we'll be using people make such a big
deal of people baby names are so annoying i always say this i always say i'll say until the day that
this will be on my epitaph is like if you're making fun of baby names like you're weird you
know what i mean those people are projecting oh they're gonna call him this they're gonna call him you're making fun of baby names, like, you're weird. You know what I mean? Those people are projecting,
oh, they're going to call him this.
They're going to call him this.
You probably have a stupid name, too,
that I could call you something.
You know what I mean?
Like, everyone has a dumb,
basic name, too.
You're probably Jessica.
You know what I mean?
Like, it's just like,
stop.
Like, stop making fun of people's names just because they're unique and cool.
People are so annoying,
and also their babies.
Like, I can guarantee you
in my daughter's gym class
that none of those babies
are making fun of each other's names.
No one's like,
oh my God, your name is this, it's this, it's from their parents.
So you parents are the bullies making fun of people's names.
Or these adults on TikTok being like, no, those are awful.
Those kids are going to get bullied.
Why?
Because your kids are going to be bullies because you're going to teach them that?
Like, that's so weird.
Well, her names weren't even that crazy.
It was Lovely and Heart.
I love that.
There was more too.
I love Lovely though.
That was like such a good one.
Yeah.
Well, those were the two that I had seen. But I thought they were not even –
I know.
Crazy.
Crazy.
Unique or any – I mean, they're unique, but –
Yeah.
Nothing like – I know.
That's why they always make fun of the LeBrant babies, too.
The LeBrant – do you know them?
Yes.
They just had their fifth baby, and the boy's name is Beckham Blue LeBrant.
I love that name.
Yeah.
They said they were going to call him Blue, even though his name is Beckham.
Blue Ivy can be named Blue, but that's
true. That's a good point. The LeBron's name. They didn't want to do it
with just Blue because they thought, oh, maybe he doesn't want to be
Blue, but they're going to call him that.
But Beckham's actually normal, I feel.
I love the name Beckham. Yeah, I feel like that's
a standard name these days. But also, I see a lot
of these comments that are like, oh, they're going to be adults
one day. I'm like, by the time
these babies are adults, everyone's
going to have a unique name. No one's going to be
named Sophie. No.
And, like, even, like, Nara Smith named hers, like,
Whimsy Lou. Like, that's the cool name.
I love that name, too. Yeah. I just,
unique names. But also, why are you so, like,
obsessed with it? Seriously, no.
People who are obsessed with, like, other kids' baby names, it's like,
you're weird. Like, get a life. Get a job.
Leave me alone. And also, if they
grow up and they don't like their name, they can change it.
They can change it to whatever
they want. That's true. I mean, you can, but...
Like, if they don't like it, you know?
I've never liked my name, but you know what? It is what it is.
I'm Trisha. I've always been Trisha.
It's your brand now. It's my brand.
I never liked Trisha. I never liked that microphone.
And the water. Everything is Trish.
I don't love it, to be honest,
but it is the name, and I don't know. That's love it, to be honest, but it is the name.
And I don't know.
That's your name.
What would you name yourself?
Malibu.
No, you can't use Malibu.
What did I say as a kid?
I was 10 a lot, but that was my stripper name, so I can't name a kid.
I love the name 10.
There was a really pretty girl at my summer camp named 10.
I liked 10.
And there was like another name I used, I feel.
10 was, I guess, the big one.
Yeah, that was your favorite.
Yeah.
How about you?
What would your name be?
Mimi?
No.
I like my name.
Callie?
I think it fits me.
Yeah.
There's a lot of Callies now.
I run into a lot of Callies.
Callie Uchis.
Well, there's a lot of dogs named Callie.
There's a lot of dogs named Elvis, too, but you know what?
The people are what stand out.
Yeah.
People love dogs, so. Callie's such a cute name. It sounds like California. Yeah, they always ask what? The people are what stand out. People love dogs.
Callie's such a cute name.
It sounds like California.
Yeah, they always ask what it's short for too.
I'm like, nothing.
Just Callie.
Just Callie.
Callie with an I.
I love her names.
What would you name your kids if you had a boy and a girl?
I used to have a list.
I used to love. Really?
Do you have it still?
Let me see.
Just type in like baby names.
I have so many lists on mine.
I just did a video. Baby names. I love baby names. I bet I still do.
I don't even
think I know any of yours. You always knew mine. I don't think
I know any of yours. Definitely one was Axel.
A-X-L. Oh, I used to like that one too.
Loved that name. I liked Axel.
I feel like that's kind of common now.
But I do love
Tiger Lily.
Oh. I said that in our baby names. And there's actually quite a few people love Tiger Lily. Oh. I said that in our
baby names and there's actually quite a few people named Tiger Lily.
There's like some famous person named their kid Tiger Lily
and then someone else. I'm obsessed with
that name. I like Tiger Lily too. That was like
really going to be one of ours for a second daughter but
I did it
after the Peter Pan reference. I was like I don't really know
if that's appropriate but you know there's a flower
Tiger Lily. But a lot of people named their kid Tiger Lily
and I liked Wednesday, too.
Love Wednesday.
Ron Weasley named his daughter Wednesday.
Cute.
See, everyone is having unique names.
By the time everyone in their little era is going to be grown, they're going to have Did you have any?
No, I didn't.
Do you have any off the top of your head?
Oh, Axel, he said.
Axel was one for sure.
Girl?
I don't know about girls.
Really?
I had more girls than boys. Really?
We had Thor, Houdini.
I love that name. Thor's cool.
I know. I was like, but I don't really like Marvel superheroes. And everyone's like,
it's a Greek god. I was like, oh, okay.
I only know it from the Marvel.
Like, okay. But that would be cool if we had a boy
girl twin like Thor and Aphrodite.
That would be so cool because Aphrodite means beauty.
The goddess of beauty and love. That would be so pretty.
I should be playing Fortnite right now.
That's the theme.
What?
Greek gods.
Really?
Yeah.
Who are you on it?
Well, I'm just my character.
Oh.
Can you play like Hercules and stuff?
There's Zeus.
Right now, Artemis.
Father of Hercules.
Aphrodite.
I love that name.
Really? Yeah. What would you call her for short? i guess you don't call people no everyone says that about malibu barbie too they're like um what
do you call her for short and i was like nothing someone asked the other day her nickname and i was
like it's malibu i mean last night was the first time that she said malibu barbie she said her full
name she was malibu barbie i love that too yes this, he does. He does call her Malibu Barbie.
He's like, what's Malibu Barbie doing?
I was like, that's so funny.
Yeah, I like her full name, Malibu Barbie.
I wish more people would call her that.
I mean, I like Malibu.
It's cute, but Malibu Barbie is her name.
Malibu Barbie is cute.
Elvis has no middle name for everyone else.
Really?
No.
Like, what are you going to follow Elvis with?
I don't know.
Something.
If it had a middle name, we were talking about it on Glam today, if she had a middle name,
it would be like Elvis Presley.
I love that. But like, do we get sued? You can't get sued if it had a middle name we're talking about in glam today she had a middle name it would be like elvis presley i love that but like do we get sued you can't get sued if it's your
name i would have put that on her birth certificate what does it mean right to the birth certificate
because i don't know how does that happen i don't know i don't think they can do anything
it just doesn't sound like because it's almost presley it's like elvis paytas you know it's
like almost there almost elvis presley payt Elvis Presley Paitis, that's not.
Yeah, it's hard to follow up a strong middle name with Elvis.
I know, but she's just going to have, I don't know.
Elvis Presley.
Well, we still have time to decide.
That's true.
Literally, they come in.
I'll just be like, Moses is out getting food.
I'll be like, oh, it's actually Elvis Presley Paitis.
There's a TikTok sound going around too where it's like oh you named
a McLovin and they're like they asked me
they just go down and ask what the name is and whatever and they're like
you came up with McLovin and it's like when the dad
like picks the baby name or something like that
how do we even get there
I was talking about baby names
this is what happens all the time we go in a full circle
oh Francesca yeah
it's relevant no I love her
she's having twins, which is wild.
Wow.
I know.
I can't wait to see the evolution.
It took a few times, right, for her?
They had a fertility journey that was – I mean, the IVF parents out there, that is so
much patience.
Dedication.
Dedication.
I mentally – like, it's hard for me to, like, watch other people's journey.
Like, mentally, it's, like, so hard.
Like, I don't know how people do it.
It's amazing. It's amazing. And i get so excited when they you know have it
um but it's cool happy name your babies whatever you want to everyone and if you're someone making
fun of a baby name you're so weird like stop it like get a lion doll i've never once think about
someone's baby name like oh like also there's like so many different like cultures and languages like there's so many different names that are coming from different
cultures and languages like so are you thinking that about that too you know yeah like you just
not it's just never something to make fun of no people are just so weird i don't get it i mean um
i forgot who what tiktok it, but there was this Filipino creator and they
were like, these names are tame.
Like, if you look at any, like, Filipino's name, we've got, like, Princess and, like,
I was thinking, like, Bretman Rock.
Is her name really Princess?
Yes.
I love that.
That's her real name?
Yeah.
And I'm like, that's so cute.
I would have died to have a name Princess.
Oh, my God.
If my name was Princess, that would be iconic.
You couldn't tell me anything.
I'm like, I'm Princess.
I love that, though.
Diamond.
I would think that's just what he called her.
Is his name Bretman?
Yeah.
His name is Bretman, not just Bretman.
Right.
Oh, I love that.
I don't know.
Bretman Rock.
They're cool.
Yeah, they're cool names.
And Princess May, though.
It's so cute to have.
Princess May.
Do you know her kids' names?
You don't have to look it up.
No, I don't.
I love when people have original names and unique names.
They're so cool.
Like you said, no one's going to be naming their kid John anymore.
It's like.
No.
Shout out to the Johns.
Definitely no J names, that's for sure.
If you want to.
I always see that on my TikTok too.
They're like, oh my God, the J names.
You had the worst with Js.
I had the worst with Js.
You had like five Js I feel that are just horrible.
I know.
It's actually crazy.
What did you think of the Wicked trailer?
I liked it a lot, actually.
Did you?
I was surprised because I am not
like the biggest Ariana fan.
I'm not a hater,
but I'm not like a fan.
Yeah, yeah.
You don't know.
And like she's been
not the best in the news,
but I would go see that, actually.
Really?
Yeah.
And have you seen the play?
Yeah.
I saw it.
I don't know when it first came out,
but I saw it with my dad.
Oh, you saw it in Chicago.
Do you remember it? Yes. I loved it. That's right. You saw it with the girl know when it first came out but I saw it in Chicago with my dad. Do you remember it?
Yes. I loved it. That's right. You saw it
with the girl from SNL. Yes. What was her name?
Anna Gasteyer. Wow. Oh my god.
Look at you remembering. I loved
it so much. It was such a production.
Wow. You just went with your dad?
Yeah. That's so cool.
I love the play. It is so good.
And then we went together.
Oh my god. That's right.
We went in L.A.
That's the day Mom told us she had breast cancer.
She's like, but you girls go have fun.
And I was like, oh, this is so awkward.
And we just cried the whole time because we're like, ah.
Still a great show, though.
But, yeah.
It hits different when your mom just said, I have breast cancer.
Have fun at the show.
I was like, oh, no.
But she wasn't even going to tell us.
I'm like, okay, well, you got to tell us.
But she was being weird.
And I'm like, tell me something right now that's happening.
I'll just tell you later. I was like, oh, no. Yeah, I even going to tell us. I'm like, okay, well, you got to tell us. But she was being weird and like, tell me something right now that's happening. I'll just tell you later.
I was like, oh no.
Yeah, I know.
Well, luckily.
Well, it's also when we were poor and so we just spent all this money on tickets.
So we're like, I guess we should probably go watch the show.
Right.
Also, I guess you can't do anything in that moment.
It's like, well, I guess you can't.
And we were dressed in green too.
Right.
We had gladstones.
Yeah.
But yeah, I'm excited and I'm glad that like, because I thought that Ariana was going to be singing the whole
way through the trailer
people were mad that they just had a little bit of popular in there
and I was like okay this is a musical but I
loved it I love it too I think Ariana
is a queen I like I never really cared I was like
you I like when we started this podcast didn't know anything
couldn't really care less like either way
but I love her yeah a little controversial with
her they never show Ethan Slater
in the trailer they never show boys in the trailer of The Wicked.
Ethan Slater's in it?
He plays Bach, the Tin Man.
That's how they met.
Yeah, what?
That's where everything happened.
That's where they met.
That's where they were.
This is why I'm trying my best here at Hot Topics.
But I was wondering, because I thought maybe she was just, you know, in the scene of Broadway.
And that's because he did SpongeBob on Broadway.
Yeah.
So that's why I'm like, oh, maybe they went to like an –
She saw SpongeBob and fell in love.
Seriously?
I don't know.
He plays Bach, the one that's in love with Glendon.
Gotcha.
Okay.
And, yeah, I guess they would have double dates with each other, like her with her husband,
him with his wife.
Ew.
That's so icky.
I know. It's tough. That's
crazy to me. That is actually
sad. That's why I just like can't be.
Like do you fall, how
I don't even know how you like let yourself
fall in love like that. Like that's
I mean. I don't know.
I can't even imagine. That's like so weird.
Right. And more
guys we talk about this, I mean we've been talking about this on
topics but it's more like him just having like a baby like eight months ago it's like how can you even allow
yourself to like fall in love even if it was like meant to be compatible sparks like like i get
being mad at ariana too but she didn't just have a baby like you could have made way smarter yeah
because don't put yourself
in a situation
that you are going
to fall in love either.
Well,
they were in the movie together.
I guess they just
took the characters
too seriously.
And whoever laughs
from an on-screen romance.
Not Brad Pitt,
Angelina Jolie.
That's for sure.
Who has?
How do you not love
your baby more
than this person
you just met?
That's what I'm saying.
How do you allow yourself to?
It's like,
I get it. Like, oh my God, there's like yourself to? Like, it's like, I get it.
Like, oh, my God, there's, like, passion there.
But then it's like, okay, but.
Passion or lust?
I don't know.
Maybe both.
I don't know.
It's so weird.
It's so, I just, I can't, I can't fathom it.
So, like, I'm not a hater, but I'm not a fan.
But I will go see this movie.
And I'm, like, low-key a fan.
We talk about this all the time.
And I go back and forth with myself.
I'm like, this sucks.
Because it's like, I should be. But I but I love Ariana I mean because she's pretty and
little skinny privilege I'm just like oh she's so cute the trailer looks amazing it looks like
they don't make movies like that that's true like it's once in a while the design looks incredible
her character she does like because I've never seen her act or sing that much but the character
they casted
it looks like a perfect cast
like
yeah
she's perfect for Glinda
that's what I'm saying
she has like
she is so talented
and I think she is pretty
and she seems nice to people
like anytime you see her
interact with fans
oh god she seems so nice
like I almost stand
it's kind of like
Sabrina Carpenter too
she's kind of in that
same situation
like Barry Keoghan
just had a baby
a couple years ago
and like
left the baby mama
or whatever
but it's like
oh really
yeah granted they like you mentioned last episode like they didn't like go on double dates and right that's weird had a baby a couple years ago and like left the baby mama or whatever. But it's like – Oh, really? Yeah.
Granted, like you mentioned last episode, like they didn't like go on double dates and –
Right.
That's weird.
Yeah.
Like they didn't really – yeah.
And the baby's a little older, like a couple years old.
But anyways, yeah.
I don't know.
I mean, no judgment.
But I still love both of them and I'm like, oh, it sucks.
Well, you can separate.
But they say we don't know the whole story.
Ariana says we don't know the whole story.
So it's like maybe, maybe they were separated. Maybe they were having don't know the whole story. Ariana says we don't know the whole story. So it's like maybe, maybe they were separated.
Maybe they were having troubles.
I don't know.
Yeah, we don't know.
But I feel like even if we were having troubles and we're like separated, if I have an eight-month-old
baby, I'm like, you better stay with me.
I better stay with you because it's just like, at least for a couple years, because I think
people get divorced when they're three or four.
I feel like that's when my parents got divorced.
Because those early stages, you kind of just need somebody with you.
No, seriously.
It would be so hard.
I don't know.
Anyways, love the trailer.
And I think Jeff Goldblum.
Love him.
I can't wait to see him in it.
I know.
Always been a fan.
I've only seen him in Apartments.com commercials.
That's it?
You never saw him in a movie?
No, you've seen him.
No, I'm in a recent movie.
Like, what has he done?
What have you seen him in?
Jurassic Park. The original?
He was in The Fly. I love him. Oh was he he wasn't in Jurassic World was he? I never saw
it but I don't think so. I think Chris Pratt only. But yeah no I haven't seen him in anything
recently. Well he's gonna be The Wizard of Oz. Can't wait. I can't wait for Halloween. You'll be you could be Bach because he's in love with Glinda and I'm gonna be the Wizard of Oz can't wait I can't wait for Halloween
you'll be
you could be Bach
because he's in love with Glinda
and I'm gonna be Glinda
because I'm pink
and he turns into the Tin Man
spoiler alert
oh my gosh
yeah
I guess you could be Nessa
the sister
thanks
cause
thank you so much
sorry
this is like last week too
my brain is always like
when does the movie come out
Thanksgiving
so that's like after
yeah but we do the cosplays first
in anticipation
no one cosplays after the movie comes out
I didn't know that
I mean amateurs do
like next Halloween
I didn't know that
like if you're an amateur
then the next Halloween
everyone's gonna be Glinda and Elphaba
but if you're a real one you do it before the movie comes out.
You get all those costumes ready.
I want to be a real one.
Be a real one.
You are a real cosplayer.
Yeah, but they don't even show like her romantic love interest in the movie, Fiyero.
Like they don't really show any of the guys in the trailer.
Well, because it's mainly about the friendship.
Yeah, but there's that main guy too.
Who really cares about that?
That's true.
That's true. I'm with you. About the friendship. About the female power of the female friendship. Love that. Yeah, but there's that main guy to, like, that's true. That's true. I'm with you.
About the friendship. About the female
power of the female friendship. Love that. Yeah.
Do you want to sing a little?
Do I want to sing a little? Of Wiccan? Go.
I don't know. You don't? No.
I already gave you Christina Aguilera.
Because I knew you.
Because I knew you.
There you go.
I have been
changed for good.
That's the title of the song.
You didn't know it though.
That was pretty good.
That was good.
Look at you.
Like, I don't know the words.
Okay.
That's the only words that I would know.
I love that you sing with me.
Thank you.
I love when anyone wants to sing with me.
You used to sing with me all the time, and now you never sing.
Sorry.
I'm so sorry. You sound like Kristen Wi wigan snl when she's like sorry do you know that's what you sounded like that's so does she have little hands in that
um it's like sorry right did you have little hands you know what i mean that's most of what
i remember from her is that character i'm just thinking with a big forehead oh yeah right sorry i love her did
you watch palm royale no it's her new show with ricky martin it's on like apple tv on the singer
yeah shut up and it takes place in like palm beach florida and she's like marries into like a rich
family carol burnett's the her mother-in-law that's like dying love that and she's like fake
rich it's a fun show like
it's a yeah you would like it where is it it's like 1960s it looks like palm springs but it's
like palm beach um apple tv kaya gerber's in it um but it's mostly like older not older like
middle-aged women and that's why i like it it's like kind of desperate housewives vibes there's
another famous actress that's in there that's middle-aged oh Oh, God, what is she in? She's in everything.
She's the mom in Mom.
Oh, I know her.
What is it?
You know?
She's top. She was on 10 Things I Hate About You.
What is her name?
The TV show?
Or movie?
She was like,
Cat.
Cat.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, is that the same woman?
Yes.
God, she's been in so much stuff.
So much.
And I feel like she's never
starring in anything.
She's always like.
But that character. But you'll always remember her. She was in Drafted Gorgeous too. I think she's like. so much stuff. So much. And I feel like she's never starring in anything. She's always like. But that character.
But you'll always remember her.
She was in Drafted Gorgeous, too.
I think she's like.
Oh, my gosh, yes.
Get your ass in here.
You remember she had like the cans and the cigarette?
What was her name?
Janie?
Allison Janie.
Allison Janie.
Yes.
Yes.
God, she's been around for so long.
I love her, though.
I love her.
She's in the show, too.
She's so good.
She plays one of the main characters.
That might be a show I have to watch.
It's actually pretty good. We never like finished it, but. How's in the show too. She's so good. She plays one of the main characters. That might be a show I have to watch. It's actually pretty good.
We never like finished it but –
How many seasons?
Just one.
It just – it was new.
It came out like a month ago or two months ago.
Yeah, I got to watch it.
And Ricky Martin is pretty good in it.
It's a pretty good show.
But I do love Kristen Wiig.
She's really pretty in it.
Like you know she usually plays like silly characters or like whatever but she's very
pretty.
She has like blonde and she's tan and she has all the cool purses.
I always thought she was pretty. Yeah yeah i mean she's definitely not ugly
but i never think of her as like a glam girl this is kind of glam in this one and i kind of love for
the spray tans and the whole vibe i love that i feel like i'm sitting on my baby what last week
too i was like this oh my god like whenever i sit that's i keep moving around so much let me
readjust um like because i think, like, right on the bladder.
So I feel like her head's just, like, you know what I mean?
I'm just sitting on it.
So I keep trying to find a position.
Hold on.
I'll readjust in a minute.
Hold on.
Give me one second, everybody.
All right.
We're back.
Everybody.
Oh, no.
My chip bag is down there.
I was going to say, everybody show your chip bag.
Oh.
Well, Kaisa has her St. Misfits.
Moses, your seesaw. I had the jalapeno show your chip bag. Oh. Well, Kat still has her St. Miss Vicks. Moses,
your seesaw. I had the jalapeno.
We should be sponsored by, was it Miss Vickies or Miss Vicks?
Mrs. Vickies.
Oh, Miss Vickies. Miss Vickies. God, they're so good.
My jalapenos are on the floor, but we had a little break. A little juice box.
Jessica Alba, shout out. Is this Jessica Alba?
Is this her brand? Yeah.
Honest Kids. Damn, she must
be rich. Honest? Is that the same though as. Honest Kids. Damn, she must be rich. Honest.
Is that the same, though?
I don't know. As the Honest Cosmetics?
Or even just her baby line is Honest Company or something.
Gave me a little rush.
I was feeling a little.
That's good.
We had the door open.
Cooled off in here.
Cooled off a little bit.
Although I have some bad news.
Chili's is closing.
Oh my god. The way you said that I was like
what just happened? Not only that you know who's behind
them. Red Lobster. Bankruptcy.
Wait what do you mean?
Chili's like. Yeah what does that mean?
Are they all locations?
They're like starting the process.
No. Yeah. Cause I saw Red Lobster was closing
some locations. Right.
But Chili's is all locations? But like I'm pretty sure only you were going to Chili's.
I'm pretty sure everybody was going to Chili's for a minute.
I'm pretty sure not.
Alexis Oakley was going to Chili's.
James Charles was going to Chili's.
Everyone was going to Chili's.
I live for Chili's.
I know, but their chicken crispers aren't the same.
No, but everything else was good.
They're a little like triple dipper.
No.
You're an outback girl and I don't trust that at all.
Oh, I love the Shroom and Bloomens.
When we were in Orange County, Mom, Moses, me, and Malibu were on our way down to Orange
County and we were all starving in the car and no one could figure out where to eat.
We're looking for things.
Mom's like, what about Outback?
I'm like, how about Capital Grill?
Oh.
Mom loved it too.
Every four months we'd go down there.
We'd do a little accounting on my end and then go to –
That's never – that's not – there's one literally 10 minutes from us.
I'm like, we're in Orange County.
We're going to go to – we're out back.
Well, that – no, I would go to Capital Grill.
I had an estimation.
I think that was on the option.
But I was like, we're actually right here.
I thought – I think maybe she thought that it was, you weren't going that far.
Yeah, at least she threw out a suggestion
because no one was having any suggestions.
And you know, she never has a suggestion.
I know, I'm always, I love it.
Moses too.
He never cares,
but then when he does throw out suggestions,
I'm like, I love this.
Yes, we'll do that.
No, I mean, I always have ideas what to go eat,
but it's not easy to suggest things to you.
We always have new places. And every new place you Well, you always have, like, new places.
And every new place you suggest, I'm like, oh, this is not good.
I'm saying, like, I can find food anywhere.
Take me to a place I can find something on the menu I like.
But you're more picky.
Like, you need to know that you'll find something.
I like just my go-to.
Know what I'm going to like.
Like, I know I'm going to like Capital Girl lobster mac and cheese.
Oh, yeah.
Fire every time. But trying new places. I like trying new places when I'm trying to be skinny. Like, know I'm going to like Capital Girl lobster mac and cheese. Oh, yeah. Fire every time.
But you like,
but trying new places.
I like trying new places
when I'm trying to be skinny.
Like, when I was, like,
on a diet.
What?
Yeah.
Which means she knows
she's not going to like the food
and not going to eat.
So that's not fun.
Like, when we went to the dim sum place,
I'm like, it's fine.
I didn't eat anything,
but I'm like,
I'm skinny.
I like certain dim sum.
If you and Malibu
go out on a dim sum date,
I'll go, too.
Kiki will come.
We just can't find good ones.
Because I love dim sum.
I do.
But the good ones are just not in our area.
Yeah.
We have to go to like, what is it?
Gardena or something.
Because there are some good ones like near Pasadena and stuff.
Monterey Park.
And it's either East LA or yeah, or South.
You like it?
Well, come.
Yeah.
Well, I love when you come.
And lately you've been coming out on the family outings. I know. I'm trying. It's always a good come. I love when you come. Lately, you've been coming out on the family outings.
I know.
I'm trying.
It's always a good time.
I love it.
We're like a little core group over here.
We are.
I did find that photo.
There it is.
Put it in the B-roll.
Was that actually for their campaign?
Did you get paid for it?
Not for the photo. I get paid. So you not for the photo i get paid so you're not a
paying model you're not we always talk about this this is so funny his mom and our mom are the same
where they always ask if you get if you get paid remember i told mom something i was like oh they
asked me to do this she goes are they paying you i was like well no it's like the opportunity the
exposure but mom's always been like that too like no matter what how much are they paying i'm like
sometimes you just do things for exposure or fun or like but he said his mom's
the same thing i was like that's so funny but that reminded me mom right there when he said
that you're like do they pay me he's like i don't just think they're paying him for his work and
his service yeah that's so funny yeah i guess so that's a legit question that's always because
anyone can be a model but are you getting paid to be a model? Because then
you become professional. Right.
Have you ever been a professional model? Have they ever paid you for something
to model? Just model? Yeah.
As Jesus. But not acting. Just modeling.
Modeling? Would you model?
As Jesus? Photos. People took
photos of scenes about Jesus.
Oh, I see. Got it.
He was in a trolley sketch video about Jesus.
Wait. Did you not know that? Seriously? Oh my God. Seriously, I got it. He was in a totally sketch video about Jesus. Did you not know that?
Seriously?
Oh, my God.
Seriously, you didn't know?
I'm surprised she never showed you the back.
The lore of Moses.
He was in a totally sketch video around the same time I was in 2009 or something.
That is so weird.
It's called Christ Cologne.
Jimmy.
It's still on.
Jimmy Rowland.
Oh, I can't wait to see that. It's very weird. That. Jimmy. It's still on. Jimmy Rowland. Oh, I can't wait.
It's very weird.
That's good.
I like it.
It's just so funny.
For no budget and the time when they made it, it was good.
I mean, they did a good job, Michael.
Yeah, Michael Gallagher.
Gosh, where is he?
I don't know.
He was making movies for a while.
I think he just was like rich from either selling maker studios or his parents were rich or something.
He always just gave me like rich kid vibes. Right.
He's probably making films right now.
You think? They're not in big
distribution or something. I mean, he did Smiley.
And what else?
I don't know.
I love how Moses though is like, oh, he's probably
definitely making films. Yeah, he might be. You never
know. I think, because I
know just a lot of people like him that just,
they always producing,
like you just don't see it.
It's for a TV channel
somewhere that you
don't know about.
There are people,
there are people that,
yeah, you're just like,
oh, they're like acting.
It's kind of like singers
when they don't sing anymore.
They're like,
oh, they fell off.
Like they're probably
actually just like
writing these hits,
songs.
Yeah, that's very true.
And they're getting paid
like a lot.
We even talked about
Avril Lavigne on Call Her Daddy. That's right. You know she wrote Breakaway by Kelly Clarkson? Yes, I did. She said
it was supposed to be like, you're a fitness mom. Well, after the podcast, I knew that. Oh,
did you not know before? No, I did not. But you were Avril Lavigne. I was never, I mean,
I'm not a hater, but I actually probably was a hater. I never liked, now I have such a different
appreciation. Like I like Pink, I like Avril Lavigne. But like – or Gwen Stefani.
But like growing up, if you had any sort of like little bit of masculinity, like I was
so not about it.
I was like, no, they're too like manly.
Not like I love them and I appreciate them.
But yeah, as a kid, I'm like if you're not girly, like I don't want to – you know.
And Avril Lavigne was in that.
And she still kind of gives me a little bit of pick me energy in this one too.
Really?
Because she's like, yeah, I've always just been friends with boys.
Like I just hang out with the boys.
I didn't know that. You know. And I like – us too. Really? Because she's like, yeah, I've always just been friends with boys. I just hang out with the boys. I didn't know that.
Us too. We were at kids. I just feel like maybe that was the generation. You just wanted to only hang out with boys and not
girls. Well, I don't think girls liked me though. And that's not pick me.
But that's what everyone says. No, because I got picked on. That's not pick me because I got
picked on. You did have girlfriends growing up though. You had like Hannah and you
to this day you have girlfriends. I know and then she went to school because she was homeschooled and she went to school made friends
with the people that were bullying me and then she bullied me yikes well there you go and that's
no one's friend how about that i had no friends i'm no pick me no boys liked me or girls liked
me so i was just uh yeah i mean i have girlfriends now yeah you do have more girlfriends now mom was
my only friend in school. I was
almost like, because we're talking about like Malibu and like making friends. I'm like, you
know, I really just like being around my mom. Like I liked going to the movies with her or going to
the mall with her. Oh my gosh. I lived with my, my exes and I'm just like, I feel like what's mom
doing? Because I feel like I'm missing out on something. Oh, right. Yeah. No, I definitely,
I feel like that now even with you girls or anything, I'm just like, I don't want to like
miss out on anything. I love her. And growing up, I really felt like that way. I. No, I definitely – I feel like that now even with you girls or anything. I'm just like I don't want to like miss out on anything.
I love her.
And growing up, I really felt like that.
I'm like I'd rather go to the mall with my mom because she'll like buy me stuff.
Gazooks.
Gazooks.
Or like eating.
I felt comfortable eating with mom.
We'd get fried rice.
We'd get a Cinnabon.
You know what I mean?
Like movies.
Oh, whatever you want to eat.
Pick the movie.
Whatever.
Like –
Yeah.
It's just better than hanging out with friends where you have to like pay for them. don't have money I used to have friends that even back at like 10 years old would
be like do you have any money for me and I'm like I had 20 I was like I mean that's all I have but
okay and I'd like pay for people at like 10 years old I was like paying for like or they could eat
some of my popcorn and I remember being like I just want to eat this whole popcorn by myself
it was only like a small one it was like the tub and I remember people just didn't want to pay for
their popcorn so they'd eat mine and I'm like the tub. And I remember people just didn't want to pay for their popcorn. So they'd eat mine. And I'm like, oh, this sucks. Like I really want this
popcorn all for myself. But also like just tell me and I'll get a bigger size though also, you know.
Yeah. I mean, I had the $20 bill from my mom. So I was like, okay. Yeah. It's kind of weird. So I
just like hanging out with my mom. I don't know. Maybe that's weird. I don't know. Because I don't
really have friends. So I'm like, well, hopefully my mom will have friends. Because I know my mom
didn't have like a ton of friends either. And then I didn't have a ton of friends. But not that I needed them. But I'm like, I was saying, oh, my mom should have friends. So I'm like, well, hopefully Malibu will have friends. Because I know my mom didn't have like a ton of friends either. And then I didn't have a ton of friends.
But not that I needed them.
But I'm like, I was saying, oh, Malibu should have friends.
But I'm like, I guess I didn't need them.
I mean, I wanted to have friends.
But I feel like she'll make friends.
Yeah.
We already have her birthday list for her second birthday.
It's like 10 girls on it.
Oh, nice.
I love that. More people are having baby girls.
There was like three this year that had baby girls.
I mean, they'll only be like five months.
But we can come to the party.
That's fun, though.
Everyone had girls.
Because Elvis is going to be five months.
That's true.
So that's perfect.
Yeah.
I think last – her last birthday we didn't have – a lot of people were out of town,
but this birthday I think we're going to have more.
Anyways, I'm already worried about it.
I'm like, okay, let's lose her friends.
But yeah.
But oh, Avril Lavigne.
Yes.
You liked her, though.
You dressed like her.
I loved her.
Did you wear a tie?
I feel like you wore a tie.
I definitely bought a tie.
I feel like you definitely.
But I didn't wear it.
You liked Ashley Simpson?
Yep.
Never.
I was like, no Jessica all the way.
I liked her.
But I liked Jessica too.
But you liked Ashley more.
I did buy Ashley's.
I thought Ashley's songs were better.
You bought Kelly Osbourne's CD I think.
You did and we made a trade.
I don't know what we traded for. Yeah, you
were into that. Yeah,
I loved that era. It was like
early 2000s, but like it was
coming off of the 90s grunge, so
They were like grunge girls. Yeah,
I loved it. I loved it.
Avril Lavigne, I just like never got into. And I love No Doubt
too. Bethany.
Oh, yeah. Oh, I didn't know.
I, yeah, I never was in. Again
they're all like pretty. Like looking back I'm like oh they were like pretty
girls but here I'm just like oh my god too masculine.
They dress like boys. No doubt
did not. Gwen Stefani did not.
I guess because she had just that like style
that was different. She had like baggy pants and shorts.
But yeah I mean she obviously looked like a hot girl.
Back then you wouldn't step foot into
a hot topic. No I was like ew.
I don't want to be an emo girl.
I was the pretty one that everyone made fun of.
Like, I remember when Pink came out with Stupid Girls.
I was like, wow, she's just jealous.
She's not one of us pretty girls.
Oh, my gosh.
I knew.
Even though I was, like, not looking like that at all.
I was just, like, chubby and brown mushroom cut and stuff.
But I thought of myself as, like, the Jessica Simpson washing the car.
But why did she bring up the fact that she was only friends with boys?
I don't get that.
It's because she was.
She brought it up again.
She, like, said still. She's like, she always got along with boys better I don't get that. It's because she was... She brought it up again. She said still.
She always got along with boys better.
And I was like, okay. Okay.
Cool. And she brought pizza and beer
when she came in. She's like, hey, I got
the pizzas and beer. Okay, Miss Congeniality.
Yeah, she just... Whatever. It just gives very...
I don't know, pick-me vibes.
I don't know. I don't dislike her. I just thought
it was kind of funny. I just... She pulls a lot of dudes.
That is true. I can't believe her and Brody thought it was kind of funny. I just – she pulls a lot of dudes. That is true.
And I –
I can't believe her and Brody Jenner used to date.
Brody Jenner, the Sum 41 guy.
Chad Kroger.
Oh, yeah.
Nickelback.
Who else?
Was it Modson, I think, too, she was dating?
Oh, my gosh.
Maybe.
Which is so random.
So random.
He has no type.
I can see, like, Tana and Avril kind of being the same vibe.
I only know those two. I don't know who else he's dated but she pulls a lot too.
Tana always gets all these people. I'm just like I think
it's such a flex like when people were talking earlier about Logan Paul's
fiance getting all that like hate and
stuff like that. I'm like honestly her hates are kind
of a flex. People being like oh my god she's been with Leonardo
DiCaprio and all these guys. I'm like first of all like
she's been with all these really rich. Play girl. Play.
Yeah all these hot rich guys want her. I was like that's kind
of a flex everything. I always think it is. I always think when people like shame, all these hot, rich guys want her. I was like, that's kind of a flex, everything.
I always think it is.
I always think when people, like, shame girls for, like, how many guys they've been – I'm
like, like Taylor Swift with, like, Harry Styles, Joe Jonas.
I'm like, that's a slay.
Right.
Like, you've been with all these people.
For sure.
Can't relate.
I've been with two people that are all, like, losers.
Not him, except for Moses.
But I was just like, I don't know.
People are weird.
The things they pick on girls for.
Avril Lavigne, too.
Like you said, she does pull the guys.
But I was going to talk about the part where she talked about her doppelganger.
Her clone.
She's a clone, they said.
Is that what you're talking about?
Yes.
She died.
Avril Lavigne supposedly died.
Yes.
And they replaced her with Melissa.
Well, she was talking about it on the podcast.
Right.
And she –
But she didn't go to death.
She's like, that's just so silly.
It's not that bad.
No, but she also mentioned that in her younger years she had really curly hair.
And so now like there's like photos surfacing of her not having curly hair.
It's like, that's definitely a clone.
Right, right.
Well, that's something a clone would say.
It's like, that's, you know what I mean?
But I feel.
Oh, that's kind of like everyone saying Jojo Siwa.
She was saying like,
she never said
she wrote the song Karma.
And I was like,
no,
she definitely said
she wrote it
and now no one
can find the clips.
Like,
that's like the same thing
like Medela Effect.
Oh,
that's so weird.
Because she's like,
she said,
I think in the Joey interview,
she's just like,
I never would say
that I wrote,
you know,
I didn't write the song.
Like,
I never would say that.
And then someone's like,
no,
but she did
and now no one
can find the clips.
but I do remember
seeing that. No, I kind of do too. It's kind was like, no, but she did. And now no one can find the clip. No, but I do remember seeing that.
No, I kind of do, too.
It's kind of weird.
Because she said we wrote it.
Yeah.
As in, like, her and her team wrote it.
And also, like, when I was writing Karma.
Like, I just remember her saying that.
Yes.
But it's, like, nowhere to be found.
And it was an interview.
No, I remember that, too.
And everyone's saying it's, like –
Or she was talking to TMZ or someone.
Yeah.
On the street or something.
I know.
I vividly remember it, too.
So it's, like, the same thing where it's like people all remember
this one thing and it's like whatever. So
but people were saying with Avril Lavigne they're like that's something
Melissa would say you know. It's like
and then she said it's not that bad. It's like whatever.
I don't think that's true. I think look it's like
Kate Middleton too right. Everyone's saying like she's actually
disappeared. Like she's actually gone. She's actually dead. But like
there has to be records. If like Avril Lavigne dies
there's going to be records of it.
You can't just hide it. You can't hide a dead person.
I mean,
maybe you can
if you have enough money.
I don't think so.
That Nickelback money is
a lot.
I think this was before Nickelback.
This is pre-Nickelback.
Oh, really?
Probably like early on
in her career.
I want to say like her second album
or something.
I feel like when she came out
with her blonde hair,
they're like,
that's not Avril.
What?
I don't know.
I think also too,
this whole conspiracy
started because Shane Dawson. What? I don't know. I think also, too, this whole conspiracy started because –
Shane Dawson.
What?
I feel like he started it.
I remember him talking about it.
I was like, no one is mentioning this except you.
She was just totally different.
Like, character change, too.
Like, she used to be like, a skater girl, whatever, with the boys.
And then she came out with this bleach blonde curly hair.
And like, hey, hey, you, you. But I feel like that's just rebranding. I feel like that's not, like, with the boys. And then she came out with this bleach blonde curly hair. And like, hey, hey, you, you.
But I feel like that's just rebranding.
I feel like that's not like changing the whole thing.
I think it's like a rebrand.
It's like people will look back on JoJo will be like, oh, she was cloned.
And look at this bad girl.
That's not JoJo.
I can't with that.
I don't think so.
I think people know it's JoJo.
They're like, that's definitely JoJo right there.
And just different font.
Literally, they're like, it's an inverted photo of JoJo Siwa, which she is now.
It's like literally what she would wear but in black and white.
I kind of live for that though.
I know she's a troll.
Like she definitely trolls.
Like even now she's just like, I'm the only influencer to do music.
Like you know it's like a troll just like –
Oh, yeah.
Which is like that's what I like about her.
I like that part about her.
I wish I could like just know her like that without her being like the, you know, defending
Colleen and defending Abby Lee and all these awful people.
I'm just like, okay, can you just be like your troll cute self?
Because then I would live for that.
And I would be like, yes, JoJo, you're so camp.
Right.
She's also just like, because it's so funny now her saying, not to go back to this, but
we always see dance mom clips.
We saw one yesterday of like Abby just like annihilating her, like making her cry.
And I was just like, how could she be like, she was always right. It was the best thing to do. I was like, I pray that
you don't have any kids anytime soon where you're like thinking like, that's okay. Like an adult
talks to you like that. Because that was like, I watched the show and I don't even remember it
being as bad as I see these clips. And I'm just like, that's crazy. Like her screaming at this
like six-year-old and being like, you're doing a masterclass? Who are you to be a master of? Oh,
you have to do this because your dad doesn't make enough money it's like crazy just like starts crying and i was like this is wild that this is like yeah fine
and they were like paying to be there yeah right on top of that too it's like she's like begging
to be in this spot and i was like this is literally child abuse just getting like verbally yelled at
by your adult but also it's like she's trying to defend abby but also that's not the other girls' experience too.
So it's like you're talking like broadly for everyone and you like – you don't have their interactions.
I think she did backtrack.
She did apologize for that because she's like, yeah, you're right.
Because they did call her out of the dance concert.
Because I think one of the girls, I think it was like Chloe or something, was just like, okay, you can't speak for other people.
And she's like, right.
Because like just because you didn't have a bad experience
doesn't mean other people didn't, which clearly a lot of people did. And they were like traumatized
from it. One of the dance moms used my sound page, I think. She used my sound. I was like,
girl, you want to come on the podcast? Oh my God. I don't know how old they are now. I like to have
them be at least over 18, but I would love to have them on the podcast. But yeah. You look like
Avril Lavigne too. You look like everybody.
You could look like Khloe.
I look like everybody.
You look like Avril.
Thanks.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
You're welcome.
Did you see Khloe once have another baby with Tristan?
No way.
Yeah.
Why?
Was it in an interview or where she said she's trying to convince him to have another baby
or something?
Girl, why? I don't know. Why something girl why why why they're so stuck there's the kardashians are really stuck on having like the
same baby daddy i think that why i know it's it's probably better to have six baby daddies than like
one that's like not present in that case please be nick hannon okay i know we're just talking about
he's had a baby in a while i love watching him him on The Masked Singer. I hope he's okay.
Yeah.
It's so weird.
Because he was having them so frequently and now he just stopped.
Because he had a goal.
He had the timeline and a goal.
I love him.
We watched The Masked Singer.
He's kind of cool.
Is he?
Yeah.
I like all the hosts.
Terry Crews.
We've been watching a lot of talent shows because Matt loves to dance.
He's so good.
I like him. His suits are always on fleek.
That's my dream job is just like host one of those shows. I mean how easy is that? Just to be like hey guys.
I mean how much does Steve Harvey make for family? Oh I don't know.
But they shoot in LA now. Isn't that crazy? And they didn't call us for Celebrity Family Feud.
Rude. And Donny Osmond was on it. Could you imagine if we got to compete against Donny Osmond?
How fun would that be though? Oh man that that would be amazing especially because we like know him now i know i love why
don't but we do by proxy yeah you were the original joseph stan with me i was love it i was gonna ask
you earlier what did you guys used to sing because you said you used to sing together
oh well joseph was a big one that we would sing all the time which one did we always sing all of them what are you talking about do you remember the whole play like
she does yeah oh yeah we did every every morning before school we played what's one that like
sticks out in your head when you think of joseph um hey no no someday sha la la joseph you're doing fine you and your dream coat ahead of your
time or close every door to me kick those i love from me bar all the windows and shut out the light and then you would keep going i'd be like
oh yeah what is the lava part where it's like close every door to me do the lalas go
keep those i love from me yeah we used to sing pitch perfect too we were i was watching the
other day in bed and moses did not like it but I was watching
Pitch Perfect
the original one
and do you remember that one
oh gosh
I do
because it was an acapella
but what was the
and it was like
two songs at once
yes
I know
you made me
when I see your face
there's not a thing
that I would change
cause you're amazing
what was the other one
just the way I want to say take a chance but it's not no you were like what was the other one just the way
I want to say take a chance but it's not
you were the other part
I don't remember the other part
her eyes her eyes and look at those
and they're not shining
oh I know her hair
she's so beautiful and I tell her
every day
I was thinking about her I was thinking about me
is that what it is
that was your part that's such a dumb feeling day. I was thinking about her. I was thinking about me. Is that what it is? Yeah.
That was your part. That's such a dumb feeling.
Wait, do it. I'm so fringe right now.
No.
What is
this podcast? I'm working my eyes.
It's karaoke hour. It was only
just a dream. I was thinking
about her. I was thinking about... Is that
mine? Yeah. Okay. Are you going to
do it with me or what? Her eyes. I was thinking about her. I was thinking about. Is that mine? Yeah. Okay. Are you going to do it with me or what?
Her eyes.
Her eyes.
I was thinking about her.
I was thinking about her.
I don't even remember how it goes anymore.
Oh, man.
It was so good.
We were so good at it, too.
We were really good.
That was a good one.
We had a lot of good ones.
I know.
Or.
I'll sit weeping softly into my iced coffee and dry the tears
with sun on my face
with the sun on my face
What is that?
No one's gonna get
that reference at all.
I'll give someone
the thousand dollars
if they know that reference.
I don't think anybody,
there's like,
I think our Byron Civic Theater
had like five plays
they could do
and they always did that play.
They did that play
at least three times
while I was there.
Was that It's Sugar?
It was called Sugar.
Yeah.
Because you were on that.
Which is why I love the name Sugar.
But you were there.
Or you were in the Pecatonica.
Mom was in the original.
But what was the one that you were in Pecatonica?
I keep getting this.
It was definitely not Sugar.
Sorry.
So sorry.
I was in Sugar.
I was like in the background in high school, but it wasn't at Pecatonica.
It was at Byron.
Michael Snodgrass was the, I don't know if I can say his name, but Michael Snodgrass
was like the girl. Shout out. i was obsessed with the snodgrass
i thought they were so cute i don't know anyways um no mom was in it too i don't know i but that's
why i love the name sugar because everyone thinks i'm crazy for sugar cookie but meryl monroe's
name was sugar cane and some like it hot which is the musical was based off it was called sugar
and i loved sugar and i thought everyone who played her was like so cute and so everything.
A little transphobic, I guess, that movie.
It's probably a little problematic now because –
I couldn't even tell you the plot.
The two guys that dress up as women to like hide in the –
Really?
You never saw the play?
No.
I want to be in Little Top of Horrors.
It's on Broadway right now.
And they keep stunt casting people like Corbin Bleu's in it, Jinx Monsoon.
You need to be because – I did all the parts.
Well, I feel like you would do
a great job is what I'm going to say.
What part? Can't we see
with Donathan Groff?
Oh my god, were you with us? Oh my god.
You don't remember me there? In that little theater?
Yeah, that's where it still is. Yeah.
Because I had some notes. What was your
notes?
Oh, okay. Well, let's not say the
notes because we need to be on. Right, right, right.
I would play any of the roles. I would play
Oren. I'd play
Mr. Mushnick at this point. I'd play anybody on there. I mean,
ideally Audrey, but. I feel like
it's in your blood. Mom was Audrey.
Mom was Audrey. You could be the next Audrey.
She had the accent like the movie, too. No one really does it like
the movie. Mom really went
for the movie version. Yeah, she went it like the movie. Mom really went for the movie version.
What would she say?
She's like,
Which should be very shortly. Shortly.
Oh, yeah.
When I die, which should be very shortly, feed me to the plant, and then I can grow
big and strong for you, Seymour.
That's my audition.
She did good at it.
She had the red nails.
Now I know.
I think she even taped her waist and her boobs and everything.
She was like –
I know.
She went all out.
And he had to lift her up at the end.
And I was always thinking like, oh my God, I'd be so triggered if someone had to like lift me up.
Right?
And she's like, oh, I don't think he can pick me up.
And I'm thinking like looking back at photos, I'm like, girl.
I know.
I just thought it was skinny.
If he can't pick you up, then he needs to.
I love – I know.
I was all the parts.
I was all the parts.
I suddenly see more.
You were my stand-in.
I was.
And Beatles were stand-in too. I was. I'd love to be I was all the parts. I suddenly see more. You were my stand-in. I was. And Beetlejuice stand-in too.
I was.
I'd love to be on that show on Broadway.
Hopefully someone on Broadway.
I feel like this year I'm going to be on Broadway.
I feel like it needs to be on a bigger stage.
Well, I mean it's Broadway.
No, I meant like a bigger –
I agree.
It used to be when I was on Broadway.
Technically that's off Broadway right now.
Right.
Which I love.
It used to be like a big production like Beetlejuice or Wicked
with them. Oh yeah that would be cool. Or
Phantom.
I want something falling down or like coming
at me in the audience. Okay.
They kind of do. They have the plant kind of comes out
at the end with all the little like leaves hanging down.
Like everyone becomes the plant.
Yeah I guess.
Yeah that was good. Christian Borle was in it.
Yeah. Do you know him? No. Yes I guess. Yeah, that was good. Christian Borle was in it. Yeah.
Do you know him?
No.
Yes, I do.
Who was he on, though?
The Glee Blonde.
He's like, chip on my shoulder.
Oh, yeah.
He's been on a lot of stuff.
He's also in the new Hasbro. But I do know Jonathan Groff.
Love him.
From Glee.
From Mindhunter.
Oh.
Very pick-me-up-you.
How is watching a show a pick-me?
I don't know the show.
I mean, no, I kind of heard of it, but I assume it's like a Doctor Who or something.
I don't know what that is.
Okay.
I know the show, but I don't know what the premise is or anything, so I can't say.
Same.
Can't relate to it.
I can't say whether it's the same or not.
But close.
Shout out Little Shop of Horrors.
I want to be on it so bad.
Cast my sister, please.
Cast.
If you were jogging on the street, would you rather be approached by a bear or a man?
Oh, is it on the street?
I thought I was in the forest.
Oh, okay.
Maybe I got it wrong.
The question is.
You're jogging alone in the forest.
No, it's just like if you were in,
if you found yourself in the forest, would you rather be. Are you there intentionally or are
you lost in the forest? Lost. Or I don't know. That's never really been brought up. Okay. If
you're, okay, so let's just say you're, let's just say you're going on a jog in the forest.
Who do you want to run into? A bear. What if you're lost in the forest?
Bear.
Why?
Well, because.
Well, what would you pick?
I want to hear your answer first.
Well, don't copy me, though.
Okay.
I just want to know.
I don't have it yet.
I don't have it figured out in my head.
So, I feel like I would be able to survive a bear in the woods.
Attack?
Because why?
Do you play dead?
Well, not a bear attack.
I don't think a bear's going to attack me.
I think that's the whole point.
So you see a bear.
Mm-hmm.
You can't run a bear, that's for sure.
No.
So here's what I would do if I did see a bear, though.
I would stop, try and walk away slowly, you know.
Yeah.
Not provoke it at all.
It's probably going to go away.
If that doesn't work, then I'd stand on my ground and be, like, larger than it. all, it's probably going to go away.
If that doesn't work, then I stand my ground and be like larger than it.
And if that doesn't work – Play dead.
Play dead.
And then they'll probably leave you alone.
Right.
If you play dead with a guy, they're definitely not going to leave you alone.
I don't think they're going to leave me alone.
Isn't that gross?
That's so – I see so many stories.
It's specifically in the forest or in the woods of just people doing weird stuff to
like dead bodies and stuff.
I'm just like, you're a psycho.
It's so crazy.
Why are – why?
Why are – why?
Why is it mostly men doing this?
And I know there's like women that do it.
I get it.
But like statistically, it's men.
No, it's like the ratio between the two is like –
That's what I'm saying.
So what is it about them that they're so unhinged?
I don't know.
I have no idea because this trend went so viral on TikTok.
Yeah, I know. We never really talked about it.
But it's also like all of the stitches
coming from the men are
so butter.
I haven't seen that.
They're like, oh, you would just choose a man?
You wouldn't pick him?
Why are you so upset
about? See, this is why. This is the energy
why you don't want to be in the woods with you.
And if you're upset about these fake scenarios, like, you're sus.
Very.
It's so weird. And it's, like, supposed to be light
and, like, whatever. Not light, but it's just
supposed to be, like, a
hypothetical. Why are you taking it so seriously?
No, I know. It makes me, that's why I was scared
to have girls. That's why I'm like, oh, maybe they'll just date girls
or something like that because the men are so scary.
You know what I mean? No, I get it. I'm not wishing either way,
but I'm just like, I think it might be easier because when I found out I was having girls
first time and second, I was just like, oh my gosh. Like, it's just so hard. Like, it's great.
It's not even so hard to be a girl, which it is, but I was thinking about that even when I was
like, I was somewhere running errands by myself the other day. God, where was I? It must have
been like Ralph's or something. That's what it was. And it was like, I think he was an unhoused person, but he was being so loud and so scary.
And he just like yelled at me and called me like, hey, fatso, fat person, you're so fat. Like this,
like he was like an unhoused person outside of Ralph's. And I was just, it was like 10 in the
morning or whenever I went on like a Sunday. And I heard him yelling from a far away. And then he's
like, I'm going to kill you. I'm going to kill you. You're fat. And I was just like. Well, that's
another thing too, is like these men that are like stitching it saying
like oh they wouldn't choose a bear like they would definitely should definitely choose a man
it's like but no they've never had to be fearful of a man absolutely not a hundred okay now okay
I didn't really think about it all the way through but now that I'm thinking about it absolutely a
bear they don't have the instinct to like r-word me to kidnap me to do weird to me like I mean I think most every woman has a story
of like hey I was scared in this instant like mine I remember one time I mean I've had a couple
of incidences but when I used to work at as a bartender in Huntington I used to have to drive
back home at like three o'clock in the morning and I had to get gas and I should have told one of my
co-workers to hey can you follow me to the gas
station but I was like whatever
this is really light
this is really light whatever I'll just get
gas really quick. At 3.30
in the morning. Oh god no.
And I was alone and
nobody was out. It was
quiet and then I see this
bike. Oh I don't then I see this bike.
Oh, I don't think I know this story.
Motorcycle come and then U-turns at the light and comes into the parking lot.
I whipped that thing back into the.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, good.
And left.
And I'm like, I.
That's so scary.
Not even going to happen.
What happened?
Did he just like pull over to the gas station or.
And went into the gas station.
Yeah, it sucks. It sucks because it's like that's your natural instinct and like a lot of times it's right or you hear i hear 911 calls from on tiktok and like someone
following them and like sometimes the like cops and stuff who was it oh god was it even on twitter
it must have been twitter a thread did you see this one well the one we saw was like a road rage
oh yeah this guy that was
like running into her and he's like are you sure you don't know this person but there's another one
i was thinking of where this guy she i don't know he like kept coming into her apartment leaving
notes rearranging stuff saying he loves her anyways he like she like reported to the police
she was in new york and then she moved out of new york or whatever and she reported the police and
the police were like oh it's kind of like flattering. No, it's not. It's like, yeah, it's crazy that that's like what the law enforcement says.
No.
Yeah, it's so scary.
People are so wild.
And that's another thing, too.
It's like, oh, in that situation, it's like it's not even that.
It's like they're doing any physical harm.
They're doing psychological harm.
Yeah, no.
Like, I don't have any peace in my house.
I don't know when they're going to show up.
I don't know, you know.
What is their intention? The what is, I think, is really – If they're like in my house. I don't know when they're going to show up. I don't know, you know, what is their intention?
The what ifs I think is really – If they're like in your house leaving notes, like yeah, no, it's absolutely crazy.
So –
No, and like now girls have to have like dogs or man or something.
It's crazy.
Like I literally pray all the time.
I'm like please keep Mo's around another 50 years.
I'm like I need to protect her.
Our girls need to protect her.
Like it's like so crazy.
I mean I would actually get a dog even though I'm not a dog person and you could take care of him so like that but i would totally get
a dog if i like lived alone now because it's like even when i did live alone at like the
plaza like weird people always were knocking on my door well that's a thing too if anyone tried to
if they hear a dog they're most likely gonna yeah of course no you're supposed to have them now and
it's like so so crazy so yeah it's such a sad thing. But all the guys stitching this, it's like
you're sus.
And then a pick me girl. I don't know. I'm not even going to
give her credit because. I know who you're talking about.
Pearl? Really? No.
Oh. No, this is another
one. Another one. Did you see the Pearl one where she's
just like, a woman's job is to be attractive for her
husband. Everyone's like, did you
get the day off? Are you unemployed?
She's wild. No, there's another pick me on. I know she's a troll, but I'm like, girl, this is going to bite you get the are you unemployed she's wild there's
another pygmy i know she's a troll but i'm a girl this is gonna bite you in the butt you look
stupid but okay no no there's another troll that was like going off like oh how like who cares
and like oh if a man was in a deserted desert uh would they rather have a be with a dog or a woman? And I'm like, first of all, why?
No, it's not the same.
That's such a dumb one.
And then the guys in the comments were like,
oh, definitely a dog because like,
they were just like,
why are you so jelly Clarkson though?
Guys are so stupid.
They're so jealous.
Even when like girl dinner came out,
they got offended that it wasn't like about them.
It's like, oh, this is things.
Move it out.
Move it out if you want.
Just move it out if you're going to go forward.
I'm sorry.
But no, it's so weird to me.
It's like, can we just have anything?
No, that gives me – I don't like the ick trend.
That gives me pick-me vibe.
Yeah.
Guys like that give me pick-me-girl vibes.
No, when guys are like that on social media, that gives me ick so much.
I'm like, I get it.
Be on social media, whatever.
But, like, if you're, like, trying to be like, where's our guy dinner?
Where's his – it's like, you're a guy.
Stop.
Like, there's just so many things.
Or girl math, too.
Girl math.
Or they're like, girls give me the ick when.
I'm like, no, you're a guy.
You don't get to do this trend.
Like, don't say that.
That's so weird.
Like, you're doing this trend and this is an ick.
Okay.
Yeah.
And I'm not usually on the guy ick train, but that's the ick.
I'm not either, but.
When they're on social media trying to be like, what about us guys?
It's like, no, we're not talking to you.
What about you?
This is not about it.
Yeah.
TikTok's not for you unless you're doing something just whatever.
Your own thing.
Or make up your own trend.
I guess they do.
Those guys with the podcast.
Like any guy with a podcast just like always talks and they just say stupid shit.
That's one of those things.
What's the trend? That they created a podcast? any guy with a podcast just like always talks and they just say stupid that's one of those things that they created a podcast literally it's just like guys on a podcast
just like trying to have like hot takes and unpopular opinions and i'm just like you sound
so stupid like i just can't take any of them seriously if you watch an all dudes podcast
like i don't know you're weird like it's just like what are you getting from it i don't so
i used to watch impulsive we used to watch impulsive but i don't know i liked it for
a minute but i don't know but also when we watch podcasts it's because we had a long drive and it
was better than the radio like we never sat at home and watch it no i guess it's true but then
we were switching to like call our daddy i did start switching to like female podcasts like okay
this is actually better because guys just say stupid stuff i guess like the logan ones are
horrible because they're like entertaining but most guys in general are not entertaining if
you're not logan paul you're like entertaining, but most guys in general are not entertaining. If you're not Logan Paul, you're like not
entertaining. So these guys with podcasts and microphones are just so annoying. That's why I
think the dropouts did good when Tara started with them because it's like, okay, there's like a female,
which makes it so much more interesting and smarter too, just by adding that little female
nuance. It's true though. Yeah. You can't have a podcast and have like the same views all around.
Then like what's the point, you know?
That's true.
I know.
You guys have been agreeing on everything today.
I was like, oh my gosh.
I guess at the beginning – well, just, you know, the wig is tight today.
Okay.
That's what we're going to go with.
The wig is tight.
But I do love some gay men.
Gay men are – they're doing – they did an event in Chicago called Gays Eating Garlic
Bread in the Park.
And it's like you can come and just eat some garlic bread with us.
And I'm like, I love this.
And because Pride is coming up, I thought about doing it at our house.
I love that.
Like in the grass area, just setting up a little garlic bread cart.
We're just about to give birth, though, I feel.
June.
Unless it's like, okay, not all of June I'll be pregnant.
I can do it after June for Pride.
Have the rainbow Birkin on display.
Get a garlic bread truck.
The infamous rainbow Birkin.
I think this would be great.
Invite all the gays.
Nobody else.
Garlic bread with gays.
That's what it's called.
Gays eating garlic bread in the park.
I love that.
I want to do our own version.
And I love garlic bread.
What do you love more, garlic bread or gays?
That's unfair.
One's a human and one's food
garlic gays garlic gays garlic gays eating garlic bread garlic wait sprayed spread that's part of
it you're gonna be spreading garlic butter gays and garlic bread are my favorite that's what i
love the most who do we invite i thought matthew ste Daniel Prada. Love. Maybe Oscar. I don't know if he likes garlic bread. I mean, obviously Oscar,
but I don't know if he likes garlic bread. I don't trust anyone that doesn't like Oscar.
That too. I think Oscar likes garlic bread. We like the same thing. Well, Oscar definitely.
Okay. We have to ask him too. Who else though? Oh, Octopus Lover. Do you know him? No. He's Sofia Richie's best friend.
Oh, really?
You don't know Jake Shane?
Mm-mm.
Okay.
He's a fan.
We're a fan of him on the podcast.
Okay, well, I'm a fan too.
Friend of the podcast in our head.
What other?
Who other?
Oh, Chapel Roan.
Do you know her?
No.
My God.
Which gay would you invite to go eat garlic bread with us in the park?
You need some sugar and spice with garlic.
Sugar and spice is good.
Oh, yeah.
I love that.
Jeremy would definitely come.
Jeremy with bells on.
Jeremy.
I don't know.
I feel like.
Shout out Tony.
Shout out Jason, my hairdressers.
Oh, yeah.
I don't know if they'd come, but I would love them to be.
Yeah, maybe.
I miss my gays. I haven't seen them in a while, my I would love them to be. Yeah, maybe. I miss my gays.
I haven't seen them in a while, my gay friends, since I've had a baby.
But that's – I'm going to start dancing again with Seti.
Oh.
I would fight him.
To like, you know, get fit, you know.
I would fight Andrew and Dani.
Oh, yeah, of course.
Love them.
Those are my gays.
Okay.
Me too.
Even though they're your gays.
I love them so much, though.
No, I love all of them. Anyways, if you're a gay that wants to come to gays. Even though they're your gays. I love them so much though. I love all of them.
Anyways, if you're a gay that wants to come to
gays eating garlic bread in the park at my house, let me
know. I thought getting a
garlic bread truck but then maybe we can make some bolognese.
Okay.
Hand it out to people.
It becomes a thing. And then we
watch like, I don't know, Just Trish
podcast or something on like a big screen like the inflatable.
Maybe not that. Maybe we watch like I don't know, trish podcast or something on like a big screen like the inflatable maybe not that maybe we watch like i don't know challengers or something challengers no you can
you can watch the picture the drama get in oh yeah that'd be good i feel like none of my gay
friends like knew what that is or knows what that is except oscar oscar's in the loop of everything
though yeah i don't think anyone knows and we we go, you can be invited, too.
I guess you're the honorary.
Thanks.
You're the ally.
Thank you.
You're the ally.
I love that idea.
I'm down.
If you're gay, let me know.
Oh, I thought she was talking to me.
I'm like, oh.
I mean, you can always let me know, too.
I don't care.
You know me.
Maybe Brian and Daniel, too. They were at our wedding. We me know, too. I don't care. You know me. Maybe Brian and Daniel, too.
They were at our wedding.
We invite them, too.
Yes.
Brian was the original Sabrina Carpenter.
Anyways, this is a whole other, like, lore that Tony got that deep.
But he loves Sabrina Carpenter.
I remember he'd always find her, Paris Hilton, and me, and I felt so honored.
I was like, wow, I feel like I'm in this trio of blonde goddesses.
Is Sabrina a singer?
That's why she's working late.
Gotcha.
I don't – I thought she was an actress.
On what?
I don't know.
She was.
On Girl Meets World.
Yeah.
Okay.
See, I know.
I'm working late because I'm a singer.
You missed my joke.
That was my joke.
I got it.
Well, you didn't laugh.
I didn't hear the Oscar laugh.
When we took a bathroom break, I was just singing like, can I have a good laugh?
And then I was like, oh, I didn't get a laugh on that one.
Sorry.
Any co-host that comes in, I'm like, your job is to just laugh.
And then I'm fired.
Like, no.
You're never fired.
Well, we should probably go to, I don't know if this is, like, the hottest topic, but we
could say this is a big one.
The Harrison Butker.
Yes.
Right away.
Butker.
Butker.
Yeah.
Everyone was saying, I don't know if this is true or they were just trying to get him,
but that he was gay.
He had a kissing thing with one of his teammates or something like that.
At Georgia Tech, allegedly.
Is that what it was?
It's going around because it makes sense.
He did.
Allegedly.
Attend.
Allegedly.
Attend a conversion therapy camp.
Oh, I didn't hear that part.
So what,
the original story
is what?
He spoke at
Benedictine College.
No, I'm not,
right,
before we get there,
the gay part.
Gotcha.
That's it.
That's all I know.
Go ahead.
No, explain the story.
Okay, go ahead.
You were doing good.
You were setting it up good.
Sorry, I cut you off.
Benedictine College.
Okay, so Harry Buckner.
I thought you were,
okay.
Right. This is a hot topic. I missed you up. I missed you up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You were going off. Benedictine College. Okay, so Harry Bucker. I thought you were – okay. Right.
This is a hot topic. I missed you up.
I missed you up.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You were going good.
You were producing.
You were going towards it and I cut it off.
He was a speaker at the Benedictine College commencement – commencement, right?
Am I saying that right?
I think so.
Ceremony.
Yeah.
Speech.
Ceremony.
And he basically was telling these women in the group.
It wasn't only women, though.
No, it wasn't.
Okay, so.
But.
It's a private Catholic college?
Yes.
And he is the kicker for the Chiefs?
Yes.
Currently?
Yes.
Okay.
And these, I mean, the students just spent four years of their life trying to get their, you know –
College degree.
Yeah, and now you've got this guy from the Chiefs spewing all about, you know, how your life doesn't truly start until you have a family and children and like –
Yeah, this is wild.
He basically was like, my wife, you know, he put
it in his perspective. My wife's life didn't start till she met me and had babies. I was like,
which also you're thinking very highly of yourself. That's so wild. Okay. Yeah. So he's
telling this like group of people. He's like, yes, but your greatest accomplishment is yet to come.
Like, okay. First of all, like you said, you're at a college graduation to like,
okay, you just did this four years of accomplishment. Like here's your degree.
Like whenever I do cameos and they always ask me for college graduation to like, okay, you just did this four years of accomplishment. Like, here's your degree. Like, whenever I do cameos and they always ask me for college graduation, like, congratulations.
I'm like, I can't wait to see what you've done.
The fact that you're already 21 and you've completed four years of college.
Like, how is that even possible?
Like, you're so smart.
Like, I can't believe what you're going to put on the world after you're doing this at 21.
Like, it's actually like insane to me to be like, just wait until you meet a man and you become a wife and have children.
And then that's your greatest accomplishment.
Like, that's so wild.
That's just so wild.
I was like –
But also his mom is a physicist, like a working –
Oh, yeah.
His mom is a physicist, so she's obviously smart.
Right.
And I don't know if there's like mommy issues tied into this.
Maybe.
Maybe he's like –
Maybe he didn't get enough hugs from mommy.
She wasn't around as much as the kids. Right. So he's like you need to
just be home with your kids.
Catholics. Growing up Catholic. I love Catholic. My dad's still Catholic.
Okay. I love the religion. Love the teachings.
They can be wild. They say some wild
shit sometimes. I'm just like you
are crazy. And that's why
it's a bad rap because I'm like there's a lot of like
cool stuff with Catholicism like saints and
Mary and all that stuff like that. But then there's a lot of crazy
stuff like keep the baby.
Well, there's – allegedly, he is a part of like the Latin Catholic mass, which is
against the pope.
What?
I know.
I'm like, are you creating – I think there's only one Catholic, but this was what I was
researching.
That's weird.
He doesn't agree with the pope and stuff like that.
So I'm like, are you really Catholic then? or are you just like creating your own little weird religion british
people being against like king charles it's like they don't really do anything the pope's not doing
anything it's like he's just the face of the church like whatever he's not making laws for you
like it's so weird that's so odd well and he's also getting backlash from the nuns that um are
part of benedictine college the teachers yeah the nuns yeah they part of Benedictine College.
The teachers?
The nuns.
Yeah, they teach, right?
At the college.
Well, because they don't have kids.
Ah.
What did they say?
They're like, they said, instead of promoting unity in our church, our nation, and the world,
his comments seem to have fostered division.
Well, yeah, obvious.
Well, it's good that they even said anything
because, you know,
your life can have many
Yeah, that's so crazy.
accomplishments.
And they've obviously devoted their lives
to God.
Right.
And so I'm like,
that's directly, you know,
you can't just say all women.
Yeah.
Well, maybe he's also against nuns.
Maybe he's against the Pope and nuns.
Well, then maybe he should be
in a different religion. I think he started his own religion. I don't know that. But I think that really he's against the Pope and nuns. Well, then maybe he should be in a different religion.
I think he started his own religion.
I've never heard of that.
But I think that really he's-
Well, it sounds like he just wants to be around the guys.
Well, maybe that's what I'm thinking, too.
Well, so that's where it was, right?
Everyone's saying that he had maybe a little gay experience in the past.
He's like trying to-
That's what I think.
It's always the ones that are the most homophobic that are-
I think he's mad at his mom that they sent him.
Obviously, he didn't just go on his own.
I'm assuming.
To conversion therapy.
Right.
He was sent there.
Allegedly.
Allegedly.
But no one goes there willingly.
No, I don't think so.
Right.
So I'm like, who sent him?
Yeah.
If that was what happened.
Oh, man, that's wild.
Well, he definitely sounds unhinged for sure.
I mean, this whole thing with his thing with his wife and – like, someone said to – well, yeah.
I'm trying to, like, see, like, his side of this thing.
I'm just, like, can't –
There's just really – I don't see it.
No.
I know once a reporter asked him about Taylor Swift, too.
They're, like, I hope they get married and have kids.
Like, I think he's just, like – it sounds like something that you were, like, converted to, like, think.
Like, have kids, have babies, all this's just like, it sounds like something that you were like converted to like think like have kids, have babies,
all this stuff like that
which is so weird.
He referenced Taylor Swift
in the speech as
my teammate's girlfriend.
Okay.
That is so weird.
That's so the girl
on Love is Blind
with MGK's wife.
But also,
Taylor Swift didn't say anything
about the speech
which I feel like
she always has something to say
when it comes to women's
like rights and stuff.
I feel like this is just so –
And it's so connected because he is the Chiefs.
Yeah, but I mean they're in Lake Como kissing on a boat.
I don't think she's like worried about it.
She's like with Travis Kelsey traveling on her Heiress tour and they're like in Italy just having their best life.
It is like something you wouldn't give an opinion to because, well, one, it is his teammate.
Right.
But two, it's kind of like, okay, this guy's obviously just getting roasted and he looks so stupid oh he's
getting dragged and with that cheetah print tie that he was wearing wearing cheetah print cheetah
print tie like out oh okay with a little collar and robe or whatever oh i didn't i didn't notice
the d at first i thought it was like a random guy and i was like okay this guy's stupid but then i'm
like oh this is like a guy that's playing for the Chiefs.
And it's so crazy.
I was watching his TikTok and they had a good point.
Like, he's a kicker.
He doesn't even play.
Six seconds of the game.
Yeah.
It's like an hour a year or something.
It's that.
Yeah.
Which is crazy to me.
You're like, you're a kicker.
I think he said in a different interview, not the commencement speech, but on a different
interview, I think he's like, yeah, I met Taylor Swift.
And I think she was really impressed that I was like kicking this ball.
And she's like, wow, that's really cool.
Oh, I think I saw that.
I was like, she did not say that.
But also, wow, you kicked a ball.
She was really impressed.
Like, wow, that's really good.
It's giving Ken energy.
Yes.
Oh, my gosh.
That is the one that I saw.
The TikTok?
Yeah.
Where he's like, I'm really impressed with you, Ken.
Thank you, Barbie.
Yeah.
Definitely.
Everyone thinks beach is really tough, but it's not.
It's actually really hard.
And he's like, I believe in you, Ken.
Buck her is definitely football.
Yeah.
He is kicker.
Yeah.
I'm kicker.
Ball kicker.
Like, it's so crazy.
And so many people are commenting on it.
So that's why I was just confused why she didn't comment on it.
Especially because, too, he did come for the gays, too.
He said something like, he goes, and I'm talking about the seven deadly sins, not the pride that gets, not the, he talks about something like pride being the seven deadly sins that gets their own month in June or something like that.
I was like, okay.
I know.
Homophobic.
Homophobic, misogynistic.
Can everyone just live their life?
Name your baby what you want.
Take, do whatever with your body what you want.
Yeah, you know.
And just, you know, be a good person.
Like, let the females just get a college degree and let them, like, live their life a little
bit before you need them to get knocked up.
They're, like, probably 21, 22.
Literally not thinking about kids.
People have kids at, like, 40 now.
Like, no one's thinking about kids in their 20s.
No one can even afford it, you know.
That too.
He's wild for that.
He's so. So you strongly disagree? too. He's wild for that. He's so.
So you strongly disagree?
Yeah.
It's a big no for me.
And also, does anyone in these colleges ever, like, proofread the speeches before?
I don't think they must.
They must not.
Because I feel like, because there was an audible gasp.
Oh, really?
I didn't hear it.
And then he had a standing ovation, but I'm sure they were like, oh, that is not what
we were expecting.
That's very, oh, that's not.
Yeah, exactly.
It's just really weird.
I just think, yeah.
I think men got a little weird, too, after the Barbie movie.
Because I feel like a lot of this.
Oh, my God.
I remember all the men being like this is
anti-men and this i'm like you guys are just so done i think they re-watch and they're like actually
i'm kind of into the mojo dojo castle house yeah and he is like the epitome of like i definitely
want my own mojo dojo i'm definitely kicker i'm definitely he's the part of the movie where they controlled yeah like he's like i like he's the president
right he's then everyone came to kick him off oh my god he's so dumb like i got perpetuating
stereotypes of the athlete just like you're so dumb like this is why you're a kicker for six
seconds like you literally have nothing in your brain i feel bad for your wife and children because
it's just like what the hell are you talking about being like her wife life started unless
she thinks that i mean i guess kudos to her i are you talking about? Being like, her life started. Unless she thinks that. I mean, I guess kudos to her.
But also, I thought you were supposed to give like a speech about yourself.
Yeah, I had nothing to say about it.
Because that is true, right?
Like, I do think like, my life began with Moses and then my kids.
I'm like, oh, this is great.
But like, the wife should say that.
You know what I mean?
Like, also, it's also like.
And that might be true, but that's not going to be true for everyone.
Yeah.
Also, like, there's so much else that fulfills you.
Like, even people who love being a mom.
It's like, there's so much.
Anyways, also. Professionally, there's so many other things you would talk about
and you know like i saw jerry seinfeld just gave the same like a speech in a different university
and he was talking about he was really giving practical tips for people how to succeed in life
after college what to do what like he was actually giving them helping them in a way
but this one this one sounds like you went to his church and you're just listening to a sermon in
his church right i'm like that's not what they came for and that's not i mean i get it was a
good catholic college whatever but like there's no but it sounds like i thought you were just
like gonna that's so talk to you time and place what is it's like i'm graduating like my for my professional
career let's talk for sure i think they should hire me to be the commencement speecher i'm so
good at what did i just say she did one really yeah what did she say she was way better than
love that butker buck you were invited you were invited so you invited. Was it last pregnancy? Yeah, but they invite everyone.
No, wait, what?
Mount San Jacinto.
College.
I quit.
My community college.
Shout out Mount San Jacinto at Hemet.
I used to go there.
I went there for a half a semester, I think.
So shout out.
I did a big theater class with this guy who was just like Mr. Schuster.
I forgot his name, but he literally was like too close with students.
And then, not in like a weird way, just like he just thought he was one of the students.
And then I did a history class. i don't know what other stuff too um
but i would love to do a kind of massive speech um i do them on cameo although my cameo shut off
now i gave my speech earlier huh oh your speech i shut off the cameos because i actually i was
eating too many cameos i'll open them back up again but i'm about to have a baby and stuff so
i was like okay i was literally doing so many cameos but i always tell people i'm always like
the fact that you already accomplished this,
you've accomplished more than me,
so you can probably do 20 times better than me.
You're going to make $20,000 million.
The fact that you went through
four years of extra education
that you didn't have to do,
you paid to do it,
killing it, crushing it.
You showed up to class
when you didn't have to.
Graduated.
Survived the man over the bear
because I'm telling you, college campuses are a whole
other scary thing to me.
Oh, my God.
So you survived.
You thrived.
You're alive.
And I feel like if you did this in four years at 21, can't wait to see what you're doing
at 30.
And if you're ever a lawyer, call me.
I need you pro bono.
Is that good?
Yeah.
It's my commencement speech. Woo-hoo. H that good? Yeah. It's my commencement speech.
Woohoo.
Hats off.
Yeah.
Task is over.
Yeah.
All right.
We love you.
Love.
Well, Harry Bucker, we don't like you.
Yeah.
You're canceled.
The Chiefs are canceled.
You're not coming to the Gays and Garlic Bread.
Definitely not.
I know you want to.
I'm sure you would love to come to the Gays and Garlic Bread.
I'm sure you would, but you're banned forever.
But also, have you ever seen his Instagram?
No.
I don't really see his family
on there that much.
It's him, like,
taking Instagram, like...
Ick.
Like, you know those
professional ones,
like him with his, like,
nice luggage
and walking onto the jet
with, like,
those little ankle pants
and, like...
I have not seen them.
Something's not adding up here.
Oh my God, really?
Yes.
I have a feeling he'll be flying
to visit the yak farm at some point.
Didn't...
Wasn't he?
Imagine, though.
Wait, wasn't he with Jeffrey?
No.
What?
Somebody was, but I don't know who.
Butker?
The kicker?
Or was it Girthmaster?
Maybe it was the Girthmaster guy.
Somebody we talked about recently.
I don't know.
I don't know.
We talked about –
Well, if anyone can bring down the house, it would probably be Jeffrey.
That would be everything.
Him and Harrison Bucker.
Oh, my gosh.
That would be insane.
You never know.
I wish Jeffrey would spill it to you on that.
Stranger things have happened.
Yeah.
I could see it actually.
All right, guys.
Well, wow.
I'm really glad we took a potty break because I think that helped.
I was like bladder.
The baby's coming out right now.
I think that helped.
The Misfix chips helped.
The apple juice.
Fresh air.
Anyways, thank you so much for being the co-host today.
Yeah, of course.
Thanks for having me.
I hope I did good.
You were so good.
Oh, my God.
It's so funny.
It's so funny to have family or people you know because it does just feel like conversation,
but I thought you did such a great job.
Thanks.
And you came with the Hot Topics.
I did.
You were producing there.
You were setting up the story.
I was actually proud of you.
This is my problem.
I cut off everyone.
I'm just like, okay, let's do it.
But you were so good.
Thanks.
We stayed on track for the most part.
We did go off some tangents, but also because of me.
And also some of the best singing we've heard here.
That is true.
Good.
That's a good one.
Something about the both of your voices together.
It's interesting.
Oh, my gosh.
Something interesting.
We have the next Allie and AJ.
Watch out.
I'm here for it.
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