Just Trish - The IT ENDS WITH US Drama Gets Worse & Trisha Was STOOD UP By A Celeb Guest

Episode Date: August 13, 2024

It starts with 'JUST TRISH'. In this episode, Trisha investigates the drama surrounding Blake Lively and Justin Baldoni on the set of 'It Ends With Us'. Plus, she gets stood up by an A-list superstar ...who was supposed to surprise us on set. And @HasanAbi gets caught being dubious.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:00 It's not like Barbie and I, Oppenheimer, where it's like, oh, this is cute, or Wicked and Gladiator, like, okay, cute, whatever, we're doing it together. Like fictional? Oh, I guess Oppenheimer's real, but like it's like... But nobody knows. Do they? I don't know who Oppenheimer is. It's the same as Elf! Oh, is it? I don't know. I've never heard of Oppenheimer in US history, ever. her name is Trish she's got the fish and all the gossips filthy rich pretty and pink
Starting point is 00:00:30 hot topic queen and says what everybody thinks she's just Trish hey guys and welcome back to a very special edition of Just Trish. Today we are going on a blind date and we don't know if the blind date is showing up or not. So it's very exciting. I'm also nervous for some reason. Even now, just before we did the intro, it felt like it was our first time on TV or something. Where I'm just like, oh my god, here we go. I don't know. Pits in my stomach. I have a little bit of pits in my stomach. I got dressed up as if it is a first date. Not a date. Literally just... Anyways, welcome to Just Trish. We don't have a sponsor today, but we do have a little bit of pits in my stomach i got dressed up as if it is a first date um not a date literally just anyways welcome to just trash we don't have a sponsor today but we do have a patreon
Starting point is 00:01:09 and the patreon goes hard okay we got together last week and went to arowan and spent 55 dollars on arowan smoothies sabrina carpenter yeah but also 200 total like was it wait you really i guess you just did not pay attention. No, I never did. Was it for the food? Yeah, because you were checking out and I was like, this is wild. Because we didn't just have the smoothies. We had a mukbang after.
Starting point is 00:01:33 But not even crazy. Like, we each got a meal and a slice of pizza. Exactly. We each got, like, one plate of food and then a slice of pizza. Like, literally a Panda Express, like, meal. Like, the size of one. Yeah, like, two sides and, and like a main entree or whatever if you will i got too nervous because the lady was talking to us the whole time which is very nice but i was i get nervous i can't do both let's clarify you were talking to the lady you're like yes you said
Starting point is 00:01:51 what's that smell it smells like like jasmine you clocked it okay good it was instigated by you let's let's not rewrite the narrative why never do that maybe wow i think i don't know that's okay never trust anything i say for all that story i love it because you i've noticed you every time we go to like pay for food like she always just starts conversations like i get nervous yeah because yeah like uh when we ordered like a slutty brownie at like the dessert place like the previous week you started this whole conversation about like oh my god like why would they name it the slutty sprang like that's such a weird name like oh my god i feel weird ordering it and he was like i don't know it's like our most popular dessert yeah he's like i don't know you are oh my god you're so right and i'm like turning red
Starting point is 00:02:38 because i'm like that is what i do i my sister will tell me the same thing like i just talk too much to people and i think i don't know what it. I don't know if I'm nervous because I have someone with me, like you were my sister. Or because I don't order face-to-face ever. Like, usually Moses will order for us. Like, I never, like, go up and talk to people. So maybe it's just, like, this nerve that I don't know what it is. I think you, like, want to fill up the silence. Yeah, because then that same day, like, a couple girls came up to you.
Starting point is 00:03:02 And then you started with them, too. Like, oh, my God, it's so hot outside. Like, ooh, I'm sweating. Like, oh, my God, it's so hot outside like oh i'm sweating like oh my god it's so hot anyways conversationalist trish comes out i think it must be when i'm with someone too because maybe i'm like extra nervous because usually i'm a little more like off guard like put a little on guard i guess like a little more defense yeah but then we got yeah i think you're just confused when you're with him you think you're in the show right like that's true she's narrating what's happening but that's true everyone this was the first time we did get stopped by a fan of the just trash and it was very like then you do you kind of have to go on because you know if you're having like an off day you don't want people to
Starting point is 00:03:37 be like wow she was in a bad mood so i was like i love you on just trash and we know i was like okay turn it off but then we then yeah but it was yeah then someone told us shared a really sad story with us and but she was so peppy and so upbeat and then i was like oh my, turn it off. But then someone told us, shared a really sad story with us. But she was so peppy and so upbeat. And then I was like, oh my God, but are you okay? Because she just went through something traumatic. And she's like, but it's okay. I watch Just Drift every day. And I was like, oh my God, are you okay though?
Starting point is 00:03:54 She was very sweet. And then I feel like I have to overcompensate that too. When someone tells me something really sad happened, I'm just like, I gave her two hugs. I'm like, I don't know what else. I'm like, you know, I'm, you know, love it, love it. Shout out, Deb. Yeah, shout out, Deb.
Starting point is 00:04:08 I'm also sure she was a patron, which, by the way, if you say a patron, that's extra. I was like, do you want the food? Here, take our air wine. Like, what do you want? Especially because she had Sabrina Carpenter colors on, right? Oh, yeah, you're so right. Yeah, like strawberry earrings, I remember, and a blue shirt. And I was like, literally, you matched the smoothie.
Starting point is 00:04:21 I should have just handed her my smoothie and gotten another one. Next time, Deb, next time. But everyone was very nice, and it was like literally you matched the smoothie I should have just handed her my smoothie and gotten another one next time Deb next time but everyone is very nice so it's very cool and it was it is where yeah I think it must be a nervous thing because normally I'm not talking I must get nervous and yeah although she did smell good she smelled like rose and she said it was Jo Malone I was like oh do you get a hair shake no it's Jo Malone I was like all right it is bougie Jo Malone is so boug bougie but yeah and then the same day before we left the parking lot
Starting point is 00:04:48 I got a text that says when do you do the podcast we have a guest that wants to come surprise you someone that you love oh right
Starting point is 00:04:55 that says you're a big fan of and I actually told the text to ask I was like oh my god like who could it be we started like going through our brains
Starting point is 00:05:00 we won't like say our guesses you know because whoever first of all anyone who wants to surprise even the thought first of all they may not show up because we're prepared just in case so to circle back to the intro that's the blind date thing that was going on because i don't know who it is i started racking my mind they did say he so i was like okay really i'm not like i guess i am a fan of a lot of guys but like we only talk about like a like a
Starting point is 00:05:21 handful yeah that i like love love right? So it could be literally anyone. But I did Google all of our celebrity guesses with, I won't say who even wants to set this up, but with the people who wanted to set this up, I Googled that just to see if there was any crossover. And there was some big crossover. But I just don't want to say it because I don't want to hype it up too much. Because either way, whoever it is, we literally said it could be a TikToker. If someone wants to surprise me, that like the best thing you know that alone even the thought even if they don't show up i'm like wow and i think i will text these people and
Starting point is 00:05:52 be like hey but who was it if they don't show up because i am so dying to know but i did get dressed again as if it was my favorite person in the whole world and truly i do obsess over so many people so like it could be like i don't know it, like, literally anybody and I'd be really excited. I think just the thought that someone wants to surprise me excites me. You know what I mean? It feels cool. Originally, you were going to do a Diet Pepsi theme outfit today, you said, right? So, you were like, I need to, like, really show out just in case.
Starting point is 00:06:19 I did. I had a Diet Pepsi sweater and I had this, like, cute little cheerleading skirt. And then I was going to have a big cheer pony. It was very, like, Addison Rae-coated, me-tall-zy- I was gonna have a big cheer pony. It was very like Addison Rae coated, me Talsie coated, kind of a pink cheer outfit. It was very that. But I was like, no, I don't want to, first of all, I don't want to be all covered up, right? Like it doesn't matter.
Starting point is 00:06:33 Gay, straight, they, them, whoever it is. Like I, I think everyone can appreciate a good bust out. Plus I have been dieting. So I was like, let me show my waist, you know what I mean? The sweatshirt was a little bulky, a little more comfy. So I was like, let me show my waist. Let me show the boobs. Like, you know, I actually too, this is how a little bulky a little more comfy so it's like let me show my waist let me show the boobs like you know um i actually too this is how great but
Starting point is 00:06:47 then i i was going back and forth i had my photographer isaiah who i love which i thought then i'm like he could be the guest if he doesn't show up but i was gonna have him just like wait around for like we filmed for five hours i'm like do i have him just wait around for five hours which he has done like especially like at the beginning with like tana and someone to show up late he's down he's like i will stay i'll go to trader she would show up late, he's down. He's like, I will stay. I'll go to Trader Joe's, get snacks. He's that person who would be so down. And I should have him on. I've known him for literally 18 years.
Starting point is 00:07:09 He photographed Pamela Anderson. Like he's amazing. I love him so much. So I was like, I could have him on. But then I was like, if I'm waiting around for five hours and no one shows up, I guess we could just do photo shoot. But should I? Should I text him now?
Starting point is 00:07:23 I don't know. I canceled them. But should I text him and be like, actually, come? I'm so back and forth with it. I'm back and forth with it too. I mean, maybe, isn't it better to be like more prepared than not?
Starting point is 00:07:31 And also, maybe that's a little bit of like manifestation. Like he's here. Yes, he's here. Someone's going to show up for him to photograph. Do you think this person's going to,
Starting point is 00:07:38 again, we truly have no idea who this person is, but do you think our surprise guests will show up today? I don't know. I don't know. I'm not hearing anything for like three days or really do it to you. We haven't gotten to that part.
Starting point is 00:07:49 So then I replied to them like right after I leave Oscar. I was like, okay, I'm going to text them, whatever. And I was like, yep, totally available. We film from 10 a.m. to 3 p.m., whatever, but we can also be flexible, like whatever. And didn't hear back, which is weird because I usually hear back from them right away. And then this morning I texted as well. I was like, hey, just, you know. Following up. Yeah, following up. No pressure, like always no pressure, but didn't hear back, which is weird because I usually hear back from them right away. And then this morning I texted as well. I was like, hey, just, you know. Following up.
Starting point is 00:08:05 Yeah, following up. No pressure. Like, always no pressure. But didn't hear back. So Moses is monitoring the phone. Our streak, our record has been. Has been nobody showing up. I kind of live now.
Starting point is 00:08:21 Like, that's so like camp, actually. Like, we get so close to having our dreams come true and then something happens at the last minute. But I kind of live. I'm like, that camp actually like we get so close to having our dreams come true and then something happens at the last minute but I kind of live I'm like that's so just trish-coded you know what I mean so it's all trish-coded can I be honest my whole life is that where it's like I'm so close and then something always falls through last minute and it's it's great it humbles you it keeps you grounded it really does you know low expectations always like I have the lowest. That's why people, and I think anyone who's watching me
Starting point is 00:08:46 sometimes knows, especially gifts, anything, the fact that if someone's even thinking of me, they could literally pay for my soda and I'd be like,
Starting point is 00:08:52 that's so freaking nice. Like, what? You know what I mean? Or surprise me with a drink. That stuff means so much to me. So the fact that someone is even thinking
Starting point is 00:08:59 that I'm a big fan of on top of that, even if I'm a small fan of them, I'm like, wow, that's really nice that someone would even think to be like,
Starting point is 00:09:04 let's go all the way out. Plus, I'm very far from LA. I'm like a good 40 on top of that. Like, even if I'm a small fan of them, I'm like, wow, that's really nice that someone would even think to be like, let's go all the way out. Plus, I'm very far from LA. Yeah. I'm like a good 40-minute drive without traffic. So, I don't know. But the fact that someone would even think about me to surprise me is very sweet. And also, if it's someone you're a big fan of and they, like, are even, it's like even an option, you know? I know.
Starting point is 00:09:20 Like, they think, like, oh, maybe I will show up, you know? Like, that's fierce in and of itself. I would, when the people we were talking about, we were going big. We're going, like, A-list. It started, like, low. We're like, oh, maybe this TikToker. Yeah. And then the spectrum, it, like, really went up really, really fast, you know?
Starting point is 00:09:36 And then we started looking for clues. I'm like, okay, they posted today. Oh, they have something coming out this week. Oh, they'll be. We were seeing people's schedules because the guests in question, they said that he was going to New York, like, later this week. Someone finds out who it is. they said that he was going to New York later this week. Someone finds out who it is. Who's going to New York?
Starting point is 00:09:47 Right. Yes. We were looking. We're like, oh, he could be here. He could be there. Like, yeah. And we have probably three big ones we thought in our heads. It's also pretty easy to deduce probably because you only talk about like three guys, celebrities a lot.
Starting point is 00:10:00 But regardless, we'll keep it mysterious. Yeah. I do throw out like ******, which would be just as big. He wasn't one of our options, but I was like, you know what I mean? So there's, that was his first guess. That was Moses' first guess. **** was my first. We don't want to say the names. Jimmy Bleep. Okay, cut that out.
Starting point is 00:10:16 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Anyways, Bleep, you can bleep all the names out, because we don't want to give anything out. But there was a few, you know, guests, and I do talk about a lot of guys, you know what I mean? Like, it could be anyone, except probably Zachary Levi is not showing up, I don't think. Or Robert Downey Jr. No RDJ, for sure. It was Robert Downey Jr.
Starting point is 00:10:33 It feels very, it does feel kind of David Dobrik-y to surprise someone with a person. You know what I mean? Oh, yeah. Because he used to do that all the time. Like, your favorite celebrity. Maybe it is. Huh? Maybe it is David.
Starting point is 00:10:41 It's David Dobrik. Yeah. Oh, he's bringing you, you know, a new Cybertruck. Okay. I don't know if he's giving out Teslas anymore, but could you imagine? That would be the most, like, cursed Cybertruck. It's going to be wrapped with your picture, you know, like. Like JoJo.
Starting point is 00:10:57 That would be coded, yeah. I don't know. Anyways, I have butterflies in my stomach. Just the possibility of it all happening. Yeah. But at least they were kind of able to do it on, like, a filming day where we're already glam and already filming, as opposed to, like, a day where, like, maybe. Going out of your way.
Starting point is 00:11:15 Yeah. Because we did have a couple guests, like, cancel that I had, like, full, like, okay, I'm going to wear this and cosplay. And then it's, like, they can't show up. And you know what? Like I said, it's totally fine. It's an honor to be considered. Actually, though. Actually. When people say, yeah, right. It's like, but yeah. Is it And you know what? Like I said, it's totally fine. It's an honor to be considered. Actually, though.
Starting point is 00:11:25 Actually. When people say, yeah, right. It's like, but yeah. Is it an honor just to be nominated for an Oscar? Like, I think that is. Yeah, I think so. People are like, why do people say that? It's like, no.
Starting point is 00:11:32 But like, that is an honor. Like, people are weird. So anyways, we are dressed up. Yeah, I haven't been this giddy in so long. And then at the end, wah-wah. So we set up. We set up the chair at the end we can reveal
Starting point is 00:11:47 all the names yeah later on if they don't show up yeah at the end of the show give it some time though because maybe maybe they'll come back again that's true
Starting point is 00:11:53 you know yeah because didn't they said they leave Thursday Wednesday I know yeah but you know
Starting point is 00:11:59 we just have to sit here until Wednesday we're going live for the next 48 hours well like our other guests that canceled they said you know December so you know we're patient I other guests that canceled, they said, you know, December. So, you know, we're patient.
Starting point is 00:12:06 I advise we've been waiting for it for a year. You know what I mean? We're very patient. Yeah. And also, yeah, because our last like big, it wasn't like a cancellation. They were like, we're rescheduling for later. We don't know how much later per se, but it's not over until it's over, mama. Exactly.
Starting point is 00:12:21 Until it's a hard pass. Until we're dead, really. Because it could always happen. Yeah. It's like, it's the opposite of what LaRoche said. It's like, it's not always a no, right? It's like, maybe, right? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:12:30 Yeah. We'll see. And it's not a no forever. It's like, yeah, you're right. It's a we'll see. Yeah. Maybe, like, I'll become really popular one day. I'll host the Tonight Show.
Starting point is 00:12:38 And then they'll be like, actually, we'll go on your show now. Brittany Broski is like, let's get on the Tonight Show with Trisha. Tell me why there's a Brittany Broski shirt upstairs. Where did that come from? Did you see that? Honorary Ottoman. It's like literally a Brittany Broski. Did you buy it?
Starting point is 00:12:51 No. No. I mean, I love it, but didn't buy it. Where did that come from? Do you know? I know where. Yeah. Oh, you're so mysterious.
Starting point is 00:13:00 Did you buy it? Did I buy it? There's something I have to tell you. No. I bought it or no? You bought it. It was a sample. There's something I have to tell you. No. I bought it or no? You bought it. It was a sample. It was a sample sent to us.
Starting point is 00:13:08 Oh. From where, though? That's not our clothing company. No. Somebody we were talking to about possibly making clothes. Oh, okay. So mysterious. Her Moomoos are fierce, though, I will say.
Starting point is 00:13:18 I kind of wish I got one, but. Are they sold out? I think they sold out pretty quick. My mom is a Moomoo diva since I was little, so I have a soft spot for Moomoos, and I love that sold out pretty quick. My mom is a Moo Moo diva since, like, I was little. So I have a soft spot for Moo Moos. And I love that that's her brand. They're fierce. I never see her wear a Moo Moo.
Starting point is 00:13:31 Well, hmm. I think I've only seen her, like, on Instagram. Okay. Where the Moo Moos are. Promoting it. They're sold out. But go check out Brittany Broski's Moo Moos. Love it.
Starting point is 00:13:40 I love it. But I never associate. Like, I associate Chelsea Lynn with a Moo Moo. You know what I mean? Oh, I guess so. Yeah. But fierce. Love a Moo Moo, too. I think that's great. Make anything your brand. I love that. I love it. I love it. But I never associate, like I associate Chelsea Lynn with a muumuu. You know what I mean? Oh, I guess so, yeah. But Pierce, love a muumuu too.
Starting point is 00:13:47 I think that's great. Make anything your brand. I love that. I love it. One day I want to just come out with products like, like I think it was Suzanne Somers
Starting point is 00:13:52 when she came out with the Thighmaster. Like out of nowhere, she's like, I'm doing Thighmasters now. I love it. I want to do it too. I want to go on TikTok Live
Starting point is 00:13:58 and just be selling stuff like the Michelle Phans and the Tati's of the world. I think you'll have your big merch comeback because again, I think the glitter popcorn and like your, what was it called? called glitter bitch walks yes did it come up
Starting point is 00:14:09 with that name time i think it was ahead of its time yeah i can see like amc like the next like big event movie it's like the popcorn bucket like imagine barbie too it's like barbie you get the barbie popcorn bucket and then you get the barbie glitter on top actually i swear that they did pink popcorn for Barbie at like one of the theater chains. I swear. Really? Well, why wasn't that more talked about?
Starting point is 00:14:29 I think it was at one of the smaller theater chains because I remember going to like, I think like a, what's one of the Galleria, the Sherman Arts Galleria? Is that a re... They changed it. It used to be Arclight,
Starting point is 00:14:39 but it's not Arclight anymore. I don't know what it is. I remember I went there wanting to see Barbie with friends and then... They had pink popcorn? They had pink popcorn, but it was sold out. Oh, well, I hate when they what it is. I remember I went there wanting to see Barbie with friends. And then they had pink popcorn, but it was sold out. Oh, well, I hate when they do that, too. Make enough popcorn. Make enough pink popcorn for everyone.
Starting point is 00:14:52 Yeah, like how hard is it to make pink popcorn? Yeah. Like the buckets I kind of get, I think. Yeah, like how many did they make that they sold out? They had a million. Oh, at Regal. Yeah, it was pink glittery popcorn at Regal Cinemas for Barbie. They that's what i'm saying you were ahead of the time oh man that was really cool edible but yeah you're right dang i know the barbie marketing was on another level and i feel
Starting point is 00:15:14 like we'll talk about it in a minute but the ends that ends with us is very barbie coated where they're like wear your florals i'm get your hair done so deep on it ends with us i can't wait to discuss yes before we do let's just shout out Patreon one more time because we didn't finish it. That happens a lot. It does happen. Patreon.com slash us church. We just did the Air On Smoothie. This week we are doing reaction videos to my poetry book, Who Wants to Be a Superhero?
Starting point is 00:15:36 We're making Olympic muffins tomorrow. We'll bring them Wednesday for you to try. And this is our headshot of the month. So, okay, you might be like, this is a weird one. But I wanted more space to write to you guys. So our headshot tier is going to get our 100 kisses to you with my name.
Starting point is 00:15:49 So I'm like writing a little note to you. Our producer tier will get the same headshot, but I will make them out to your name that appears on Patreon. So you'll get a little custom headshot. It's our 100 one. I wanted the 100 balloons. I know it's not really a headshot.
Starting point is 00:15:59 It's really just like a picture, but like it looks cool. The frame you can get on Amazon. But I think the sticker you guys are going to really love this month in honor of King Tut month. August 28th or 27th or one of those. We have the King Tut Trish emoji.
Starting point is 00:16:12 And yeah, this is our sticker of the month. You know, it's been what, four years since King Tut came out? Probably offensive. Probably. Never delete it. Still up. I would love, what if it's Dean Martin surprising us today in doing King Tut? That's very very possible i wonder if you ever saw it because now he's so in like the new generation with his show you think selena probably showed him on the set
Starting point is 00:16:34 somebody showed him you think because selena does little tiktoks with him on does she yeah oh i haven't seen them like like little songs or what i don't know i don't think songs i think she kind of just films them i don't know if they do little bits but but we have to have patreon for one more second yeah we have a big hot topic as far as patreon well it's not a big hot topic but it is a hot it's trending too it's not like an exciting one it's just like an announcement we should make because it came out today there'll be a lot of questions we did we did we did we're on a call with patreon last week and found out this information by the way shout out patreon for uh they said our patron what patreon was one of the top performing patreons out there so thank you guys so much for making patreon what it is we
Starting point is 00:17:12 love it so much we actually put we do we always film special days for it we make sure we get it done we love it um however big however this is a little more like a like a alert or whatever so starting in november if you sign up through Patreon, through your phone, through like the Apple app, is it? Apple? Yeah, only on Apple. Only on Apple, the Apple app. They're going to start taking, they're going to start charging 30% more.
Starting point is 00:17:34 So if you have a $10 tier, what is that like? It's actually going to be $14 or something like that. So, but you can avoid it two ways. You can either sign up before November, before it starts, if you want to sign up through the Apple, or the desktop will remain the same. So if you go,
Starting point is 00:17:50 which I always access my Patreon on desktop. I don't know, like whatever. I guess there's an app too, but I always do the desktop. If you sign up on desktop, you can avoid those fees as well. There's nothing they can really do about it, I guess. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:18:00 It just is what Apple's doing. They were, you know, negotiating that for a long time. But if you already signed in, nothing is going to change. And if you sign in on desktop, then you can go back to the app and watch it on the app. So you can still use the app, but just don't. Sign up through Patreon.com on your desktop or sign up before November. That sucks.
Starting point is 00:18:19 That sucks. I don't know. But anyways, we'll just keep reminding you to sign up through the desktop. But until November, you can still sign up through the Apple app. And yeah, if you sign up through the desktop, you can still use the app to watch the videos and stuff like that. So I don't know. We love Apple, but sometimes Apple, they really be they really hustle.
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Starting point is 00:19:08 Okay. I knew you were going to do the dance. Oh, I was like, wait, does that? Okay. I didn't know what the saying means. Apple fall. Is that what it is? No, that's I split the apple.
Starting point is 00:19:19 It's like, isn't it like. Are we doing it again? Oh my God. They really, they really marketed that very well. People really love it. I live for that dance. You never did it. What?
Starting point is 00:19:30 You never did it. No, I never will, but I appreciate it. Every time I see one, I'm like, I don't know. It's so impressive to me every time I see one. It does something to your brain. I'm like, wow, that's amazing. Yeah. I love it.
Starting point is 00:19:39 Taco muffins will also be up for our Olympic taco muffins. We'll make it tomorrow, right, babe? We're making the taco muffins. We've been able to get stuff during the nap time. We love to watch Politician during nap time. What's the tacos? What? What?
Starting point is 00:19:52 Oh, you said tacos or? About what? Oh, muffins. Olympic tacos? What does that mean, the tacos? I don't get it. Oh, I thought you said tacos. So it's muffins.
Starting point is 00:20:00 I don't understand the joke. It's not a joke. You just misheard me. I just misheard you. Oh. Because we spent all day yesterday at the nap time. Did you see? We cleaned out the entrance way.
Starting point is 00:20:09 I was gagged. Yeah. I need to send this one to Jimmy. But I love it because it was so clean. I was like, wow. But then there was a braid just on the floor and the entrance. And I was like, OK. Are you a clean freak like that?
Starting point is 00:20:21 I wouldn't even notice. No, I just loved it because it was so. You could hear the echoes because there was no like, there were like, usually there's boxes and like a huge rack of clothes and it's a little chaotic. But then the second I walk in, there was like just a lone braid on the floor. And I was like, this is everything. That's like after the weekend, you know, people party and you find their extensions on the
Starting point is 00:20:40 streets. That was me this morning. It was cleaned up because also the lights were down, but that was also me because I was trying to take a wig box. I was wondering what happened. Well, because I was trying to get the wigs that you said,
Starting point is 00:20:49 so I was like carrying the wig box and it was so heavy. You should have told me. So the first thing I did was knock down the light and I was like, oh shoot.
Starting point is 00:20:54 So then I was like, kept going, so the braid must have fallen out from the wig box. I lived. I was like, this is kind of everything. No, it was chaotic.
Starting point is 00:21:01 We had to do it. We still have obviously a lot to do. We can't sell those freaking damn oversharing theater chairs. We put them on offer up for half the value. And my sister was like, one person responded, and they wanted 500.
Starting point is 00:21:12 And we're like, fine, we'll take it. And they didn't even respond to that. So at this point, I told my glam, whoever wants it, I was like, if they can come get a truck, not whoever out there, but whoever I know personally, I was like, if you want the red movie theater seats, you know, if someone can come take them because we just want them out. I just don't like the dresser either. There's like a black dresser with skulls
Starting point is 00:21:28 and it gives me like weird vibes. It gives me like the house in Studio City vibes and I'm like, I want to get rid of that too. And then there's a fridge. He wants to move it to the, it's just a lot. We have a lot to do, but not a lot. It's not bad.
Starting point is 00:21:39 It's just a lot. I don't know. But we did do it yesterday during the naps. I filled out all, ooh, that's the other thing on our Patreon. So I do handwritten note cards to you guys. And this month, they'll come out on August 15th. I did a different message to each person.
Starting point is 00:21:52 It's on my ASMR channel. It'll be up tonight, which is yesterday. So it's on my ASMR channel. I was writing them all out, saying their names. And then I did like special messages. I was doing like haikus. I was doing alliterations. I was writing poems to people.
Starting point is 00:22:04 If they had like a cool name, I was doing like, if they had a double E, every word I did was, like, a double E in it. Like, I was doing, like, little, anyways, check it out. It took me two and a half hours. It's up on my ASMR. And I was chilling. Baby Elvis is next to me cooing away. And I'm just, because Moses is downstairs.
Starting point is 00:22:17 Melba was sleeping. So I was like, okay, let's just get this done. And it was really fun. I enjoyed doing it. Maybe I'll do it next month. Yeah, usually I was writing the same message to people. But I'm like, let me. So everyone got a special message. Some people got, like, like oh a media shower is happening tonight wish upon the stars some people got fortune cookie
Starting point is 00:22:30 numbers you know like today is your lucky day this is a sign from the universe like i'm very and then some people just got like random ones i'm like thinking of you you know we should start a fortune cookie factory with your yeah that's Manifestation. That's what I'm doing at Patreon. If you're a producer, you get that handwritten card. I think, I think that was a word they're paying for their buck this month with that. I thought that was pretty fun. But anyways, check out patreon.com slash just Trish. And we love you guys so much.
Starting point is 00:22:56 And the ASMR channel if you're a patron. Yeah, just go everywhere. Go find me everywhere. Oh, that's what it was. Our headshot tier, like literally shot up like 200 people this month. Like so weird. Like it was up to like 200 people, which is almost almost doubled. I was like, that's odd.
Starting point is 00:23:11 Like I always talk about it. And I know the photo was fierce, but I was like, this is kind of odd. But I was starting to do ASMR signing that. I'm like, oh, maybe my ASMR fans didn't know about it. You know, like let's come over. Because those are just like 200,000 views. Kind of slay actually in like a week, which is crazy because my main channel could never, you know. Anyways, alright, enough promotions.
Starting point is 00:23:28 We didn't have a sponsor, so that was our whole thing. And I think our merch is coming next week, so tune in to Hot Topics next Monday. I think that is when, because people want to know when the drop is. I'm telling you the drop will happen when the episode happens. So, I don't know. Also go to JustRush.com, I guess. I don't know. They'll be there.
Starting point is 00:23:44 Check out the episode. I don't know. We'll see. And again, we didn't order enough. I know. Also go to JustRush.com, I guess. I don't know. They'll be there. Check out the episode. I don't know. We'll see. And again, we didn't order enough. I know people are gonna be mad, but we, you know, we're trying.
Starting point is 00:23:52 We ordered this badge when we ordered the first t-shirt. Yeah. So this is, it's just now coming because it's such a complex and beautiful piece. It's also just like,
Starting point is 00:23:59 yeah, I don't know, it was really heavy. We had to ship it by boat instead of like by plane. So anyways, those are coming. I'm very
Starting point is 00:24:05 excited for him um and uh thank you to you guys they probably will sell out but also we love you okay hot topics is our guy here do they text did anyone text no i'm checking our phone lines are open we're standing by let me know i was like make sure you let me know i'm so you guys are coordinated today you guys are both in beige oh yeah I suppose so and stripes and plaids
Starting point is 00:24:30 what's the vibe what was your vibe today you're very 70s today you look like that 70s show I was just like let me dress like not fully unserious today just in case
Starting point is 00:24:39 you know what I mean because usually it's like a quirky hat and like whatever I find you know but today I was like dressed with intention. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:24:46 Yeah. I like that. Me too. Yeah. I think this is the shirt I wore for the TED interview. So this is, I guess, like my hot guy shirt. I love it. Like just in case.
Starting point is 00:24:53 What if he's not hot? Well, everyone I like is hot, I guess. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. I don't think there is a non-hot guy that I like. No.
Starting point is 00:24:58 So I think like it's kind of like a good any guy shirt. You know what I mean? Yeah. Like I'm like, I look kind of like straight, straight-y vibes today, I think. Is that what you're aiming for? Yeah,
Starting point is 00:25:08 I'm trying to just be like a guy. Like a guy. What if he's not straight? It's okay. Like, it's just like a guy. It kind of goes either way. Oh, right.
Starting point is 00:25:14 Like I can just like unbutton. Oh, that sounds good. And then that's like gay, right? But then if it's like straight-y. I think so.
Starting point is 00:25:21 I think that's by Barry Burr Reynolds to have it open. Okay, bye. Is he buying it? I don't know. I'm just saying Barry Burt Reynolds to have it open. Okay. Bye. I don't know. I don't know. I'm just saying this shirt can kind of go for whatever.
Starting point is 00:25:29 70s gay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 70s gay. There you go. Oh, I love that. That should be a new trend coming back. I love 70s gay. That is very a good vibe for sure.
Starting point is 00:25:37 But I don't know if there was 70s gays, right? Like you couldn't be out in the 70s, could you? I'm sure someone was out in the 70s. Don't you think? I feel like no. I mean, I don't know. Even like was Freddie Mercury out in the 80s could you i'm sure someone was out in the 70s don't you think i feel like no i mean i don't know even like was freddie mercury out in the 80s like was he out i have no idea so i feel like we have to ask jojo siwa about that she's like freddie mercury yeah she's like freddie mercury expert yeah that's just everything he knows she's the gay questions yeah because i feel like even like elton john in the movie he was like married to a woman in the 70s so i feel like nope even though like flamboyant but maybe people just like weren't out
Starting point is 00:26:09 do you think people knew people were gay or do you think they didn't think gays existed i feel like they must have had an inkling don't you think like just regular like just not regular just like uh people like housewives in the midwest like you think they knew about gay people in the 70s no yeah i don't know i don't either i'm not like american lore i'm not like a historian a history lore like a lore expert if you will of u.s history i don't know i really only paid attention to the 90s and up like whenever i was moving and grooving i'm like i was aware you know what year were you 92. And so you were aware in the 90s? Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:26:46 I love that. Because, like, I was very just, like, at home and on the internet. Like, yeah. Really? That's wild to me. I guess, like, that's what I'm saying. Even that five years. We always talk about age gaps, right?
Starting point is 00:26:54 And, like, relationships. It's, like, even that five years, like, so much changed. Like, we didn't grow up with the internet, you know? I think, yeah. I think the internet, like, dial-up becoming, like, more accessible was, like, the big, like, shift. Yeah. Right? Yeah. Interesting. That's so interesting. Yeah, the big, like, shift, right? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:27:05 Interesting. That's so interesting. Yeah, because I feel like that's probably a shift. And then, like, social media blowing up is, like, the other shift between, like, millennial and Gen Z, you know? We didn't have it in high school. We didn't. I think MySpace maybe my senior year, but I wasn't on it.
Starting point is 00:27:16 I didn't get it until, like, I did, like, once a half semester of college. Because my, for me, I remember, like, my big MySpace year was, like, eighth grade, I want to say. Yeah, so that would make sense. Yeah. But the fact that kids had, like, internet, like, you had internet. Because I was, like, how are MySpace year was, like, eighth grade, I want to say. Yeah, so that would make sense. Yeah. But the fact that kids had, like, internet. Like, you had internet. Because I was like, how are you even, like, aware of the world?
Starting point is 00:27:28 Like, I wasn't aware of the world at 10, you know? I mean, also, I was using the internet to, like, order Beanie Babies. Like, I was on eBay ordering Beanie Babies. Yeah. And, like, you had to write a money order to eBay to, like, get. I remember that. Yeah. Yes, uh-huh.
Starting point is 00:27:41 I loved, like, online shopping. Or cash your check sometimes, too. Yes, yes, yes. I remember going to get that that is so crazy yeah i didn't trust the internet shopping for so long i was just like i don't trust it like putting your credit card on the internet so it's scary as a kid yeah because i would take my i would use like suspicious sites like very dubious sites and i remember like i ordered an action figure from a website and then the total i don't know what happened from like checking out
Starting point is 00:28:04 but it ended up being ten thousand dollars and i was like okay that's not that much money and then the total I don't know what happened from like checking out but it ended up being ten thousand dollars and I was like okay that's not that much money and then I was thinking about it and then I was like wait and I specifically remember contextualizing it like on fear factor if you won you won ten thousand dollars and I was like ten oh my god but I was like contextualizing and they get so excited about winning ten thousand dollars like it's a huge amount of money and I was like contextualizing. I was like, and they get so excited about winning $10,000. Like it's a huge amount of money. And I was like, oh, this is a big amount of money. Was it only $10,000 on Fear Factor? Yeah. What?
Starting point is 00:28:30 That's crazy. They did all that for, I mean, $10,000 is a lot of money. But I'm not going to eat bugs. Especially, you know, back then, pre-inflation or whatever. I guess. Would you eat bugs for $10,000? Yeah. Really?
Starting point is 00:28:40 The problem is with tax. Was tax lower back then? I don't know. I don't know either. I don't know. Early 2000s. But they also had to like lay in like rats sometimes. Could you? I don't know. I don't know either. Early 2000s. But they also had to like lay in like rats sometimes.
Starting point is 00:28:48 Could you lay in a rat? No, I couldn't do that. I could probably eat a bug. I don't know if I could actually do it. They ate brains and stuff. I don't know if I could do that. Yeah, that I guess the eating is not
Starting point is 00:28:57 too crazy to me but it's more like yeah the rats and alligators. I would do like the jumping like I don't know like an activity or whatever because I'm like very competitive that I think that
Starting point is 00:29:04 the competitiveness would outweigh the fear. Oh, my God. But you remember the one where it was like the trucks were like hanging off like a crane and you had to like get in there. And like it was like, it was so crazy. You know Donny Osmond won Fear Factor. I remember. It was crazy.
Starting point is 00:29:16 I was like, okay, good for him. Yeah, Fear Factor was what? Joe Rogan hosted that. Isn't that crazy? I know. That's how I knew him. Me too. I always say that.
Starting point is 00:29:23 I mean, he's like, God, I just remember him from like Fear Factor. Now he's like this big podcaster. I know. Although his Netflix special I heard was less like it was not as big as Matt Rife's. Like it was pretty low in the ratings. Yeah, I think it was like it was like mid. It was like maybe five or six on the Netflix chart. And like Matt Rife's, I think, peaked at three, I want to say, like the overall like all categories chart. Wow. There's no Bridgerton over there. Yeah, no Bridgerton. Netflix chart and like Matt Rife's I think peaked at three I want to say and like the overall like all categories chart you know wow there's no Bridgerton over there yeah no Bridgerton that's crazy though because like Joe Rogan doesn't strike me as like a stand-up comedian he strikes me as a guy yeah yeah like he to me is like a commentator that has people on and he just talks about like
Starting point is 00:29:59 aliens and conspiracies he gives me like straight Shane Dawson vibes like that's all you know yeah also Matt Rife doesn't strike me as a comedian either but that's just I know he definitely is definitely not a comedian oh my god he gives me the ick more than Joe Rogan I just saw clips and I'm like oh I don't know these are I just anyways I don't know why
Starting point is 00:30:18 stand-ups making jokes about just like groups of people that they've done doesn't affect them it's so like uncreative at this point too like you have to have like funny. I feel like you would have funnier material. For sure.
Starting point is 00:30:28 Because like your comedy usually comes from like your life. You know what I mean? Right. Like your comedy this morning about you know it was like you
Starting point is 00:30:35 making small talk with a cashew. Like that's the kind of comedy I want to see you know. That's what my stand up would be. I would need you to be on stage with me
Starting point is 00:30:42 because I truly think my comedy I used to obviously play it with Amy like it truly think my comedy I use that loosely by the way you're just the crowd work you're the crowd work all day that's everything you're the laugh jack I use the word comedy lightly but like my comedy only comes out if I'm like
Starting point is 00:30:55 talking to someone I feel because like me by myself that is not true I can never just sit here and just like have a conversation with the camera that is not true exactly 30,000 views on that channel your legacy is you here and just like have a conversation with the camera your entire channel exactly 30 000 views on that channel your legacy your legacy is you names and everything exactly yes okay well i appreciate that i don't think so but there's one i remember like i love it because gay twitter always
Starting point is 00:31:15 like brings up clips of you that i forgot about and then though my one of my favorite ones is you with like a pink fuzzy pen and like you were sitting like on a stool in your kitchen and you were like things i could do get off twitter that's never gonna happen sometimes i'm like when you say that i'm like what like that's me that's so funny i it was you sitting on a stool like you had your glasses on and i'm just like this is so where was i you were in obviously your kitchen you're oh but i was on the floor i was on the stool in the kitchen for this one yeah i have to watch that one i kind of i don't god i don't remember i'm you were in obviously your kitchen oh but I was on the stool I wasn't on the floor I was on the stool in the kitchen for this one yeah I had to watch that one
Starting point is 00:31:46 I kinda I don't god I don't remember I'm trying to think like where I was like what was going on culturally with me like
Starting point is 00:31:53 I don't even know the year cause that's the thing too with the twitter clips you get no like timestamps or whatever you know so I'm like
Starting point is 00:31:58 I don't even know when it could have been you had to get glasses like you were I think your hair was like you were growing back your hair because it was like. Fried.
Starting point is 00:32:06 That's any year. Well, yes. It was like short. Bleach blonde? Yes. Okay, yeah. Probably 2019, a spiral for sure.
Starting point is 00:32:15 Yeah, it does give 2019 vibes. Where I'm just trying to like get any attention. Tea, I love it. I feel like people didn't appreciate it back then because I don't even remember it first of all,
Starting point is 00:32:22 but I feel like people. I love it. Get off Twitter. Never. That is kind of the mood though you know I was seeing like if you want to talk too deep into it but like Chris Olsen you know was talking about how getting bullied and stuff like that and it was like you know everyone's like get off the internet and he's like but it brings me joy I'm like okay T even though like yes like obviously if you feel like you want to like die you should probably like you know just get some sort of help but obviously bullying's not okay but I was just like you know what just get some sort of help. But obviously bullying is not okay. But I was just like, you know what? Kind of real though. It's like when you should probably get off the app for your own sake. Me too. Let's talk about me. Let's put it in my perspective. Chris
Starting point is 00:32:50 Olsen just triggered it for me because I went through like a breakdown in 2019. More by my own discord, not people bullying me. It was just my own head. But I was like, oh, in theory, I probably should have gotten offline. And I think in general, we talked about this, right? And just for temporary. It doesn't have to be forever. But we were saying like, you know, sometimes it's better to just like, or if you don't want to get offline right like it's your job like maybe he like makes money that's all he can and same with me right like i can never just like get offline like i have to make money but maybe just like don't read the comments you know what i mean yeah like pull a pokey main like pokey is so good because she just like hires people to
Starting point is 00:33:20 like oh clean it up to like meet she'll mute though someone will go in like mute anything bad yeah so then when she whenever she looks it's like fun stuff you know totally he should be that's worth the investment i think for your mental health yeah like not see the bad like the the hate you know that's actually so true because in my head i think like no one hates me anymore because like what my main channel gets with a little hate twitter gets maybe a little hate but like overall tiktok i don't have a moderator on there tiktok is always like super nice to me knock on wood stay nice to me i love you tiktok so much um but and then this channel like you know moses like will go through but it's mostly like if it's like hateful stuff like if someone has like criticism like whatever
Starting point is 00:33:54 that's like yeah like obviously we'd love it you guys know you guys clock me if i'm like wrong on something like stay at home mom stuff you're like okay clock it got it thank you like noted but if it's like something like mean or hateful or just like whatever or like bullying other people then obviously you block it i think if it falls under bullying which sounds like chris olsen's case where people are i guess his thing is like people are telling him he's ugly and should die or something which is like wild because it's like you're not ugly obviously and like what i guess he had a lot of hate on his glam bot so then i wanted to look up the glam bot and i was like he literally was just like opening i don't know anyways i feel for him i feel sad for him but also at the same time like you know monitor those comments because like he was definitely
Starting point is 00:34:23 going through and having like a breakdown which i mean most of us can relate to online he's been going through it i do feel for him yeah because he is kind of like one of those tiktok like punching bags just because he is like a little sometimes cringe i think he's just like like i don't know he has like a flamboyant personality and he like he puts it on you know so he is kind of like a punching bag for everyone to like punch down on yeah and people think it's okay just because he's like pretty famous so he has that going for him and then he has like people keep like resurfacing his like nude photos and like using those oh yeah so it's like the but he's getting it on like both oh yeah that's not like
Starting point is 00:35:00 really yeah that's awful yeah that's really really bad that kind of stuff obviously yeah that sucks and that's why it's like yeah i mean the way to only stop getting bullied online is like unfortunately is like true is like if you just leave the internet which he's like i don't want them to win i have fun on it i get that that's why i'm saying too but i think like that's the only way to make it stop which sucks like there should be something more done about cyber bullying and people being mean but it's like well definitely like the revenge corn stuff like that stuff is awful and it's like how is that how is that not being able to be contained and stopped like that to me is weird how more stuff can't be done about it unless you do like legal action yeah but like what does
Starting point is 00:35:32 that even mean you go to the like even when my own nudes were sent to people unsolicited whatever it's like what do i do like do i go to the cops like i don't know it's such a weird thing yeah i don't know how it works either because i read i don't know if this is 100% true this is what I read that like at one point he did like give like he signed it off to like be able to do it because it wasn't just like personal stuff it was like he was doing the cams work or whatever
Starting point is 00:35:56 at the time but you would think it would still be like a copyright thing I think I don't know how like copyright yeah I guess when you go on Twitter you still you can see in their categories it's not allowed somebody cannot publish unsolicited pictures if it's not what it's intended for somebody else too and that's a big debate that there is on Twitter right now because it's either everyone it's either everyone has to
Starting point is 00:36:20 identify themselves so nobody's anonymous anymore on Twitter or it remains the way it is so people can be anonymous and there's a huge debate because you can't you know all the whistleblowers are anonymous so it's they don't know yet how to go about it you know well with that kind of stuff they should not yeah I don't think there should be any anonymity I guess like you said like I guess if it's like someone that's like trying to protect themselves but especially when it comes to this kind of stuff where you're just sending like photos I know the person who sent my photos unsolicited and still like what can you do because like technically I put mine out there like I'm not saying this with Chris obviously like just me but like I put mine out behind like a paywall but it was intended
Starting point is 00:36:54 for that and not being sent to someone who didn't ask for them or want them. That's kind of the thing too with him if that's like the case with like obviously at one point it was consensual but it isn't anymore and i feel like we consent to like i always think you're you are able to like retract that at any like it's not a yes going back to the road yes yes then is not a yes forever you know what i mean like i feel like consent can be taken away if you change your mind you know so that is that's tough that's tough yeah and especially i think we talked about this like when it first came up too like as a guy too like i feel like it's taken less seriously because like
Starting point is 00:37:31 obviously like kendall from love island like his revenge corn came out and it was like obviously he didn't consent to it and i don't like a lot of i kept seeing people like people been like oh like i want to see that you know what i mean versus This is wrong. But that was the guys giving that perspective. And the girls were worried about Kendall's mental health. Yeah. So it shows the difference psychologically. That is so true. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:37:53 Yeah. I did see someone, too, break it down, like the gay on gay hate because people maybe don't like that he's so – what's the word you use to describe him? Not flamboyant, but – I think I use flamboyant. I love flamboyant. I think I'm flamboyant. I love flamboyant. I think I'm flamboyant. Me too.
Starting point is 00:38:06 You know what I mean? So I think maybe people see that and they don't like it either because it triggers something in themselves. They wish they could be like, I did have someone I knew that was really close to me at one point. I didn't know if he was gay or straight. Everyone assumed he was gay. He said he was straight, whatever. But he would be really weirdly homophobic around people in my life, people I dance with
Starting point is 00:38:23 or whatever. And I was like, that's kind of weird. You're so whatever and you work in this industry where it's all gays and he was weirdly homophobic around like people in my life like you know people i dance with or whatever and i was like that's kind of weird like you're so you know whatever and you work in this industry where it's like all gays and he was like weirdly like homophobic and like didn't like gays or whatever and it's just like hmm it's kind of something weird where it's like maybe because he couldn't be like out and fully himself or like yeah you know or they're told not to be that way or you know whatever i don't know maybe that i just saw another tiktoker i don't know who was talking about that and yeah it's kind of um that happens a lot I think because
Starting point is 00:38:47 like it's so weird with the gay community because there is like you said gay on gay hate and I feel like especially when it's someone who is like a little bit more femme like if Chris was like traditionally masked like a bro coded or whatever I feel like people would treat him very very very very differently but again
Starting point is 00:39:04 that's like okay why is anything that is a little bit feminine innately like a negative thing it's just like even with gays like the patriarchy be patriarchal yeah no it's that well it's you see it and it's TikTok to TikTok can be so ugly that's what I'm saying like if you can take a break I always recommend people taking
Starting point is 00:39:20 breaks because I feel like it does help a lot of people I'm not one talk I've never took a break in my life but I probably should have it sometimes but I think like god I help a lot of people. I'm not one to talk. I've never took a break in my life, but I probably should have it sometimes. But I think like, God, I really should have. I don't know. Even when I've been like in my worst cancellations, I'm like just, you know, eating Taco Bell in my car. You know what I mean? But I don't know. For me, it like helps me. I get, you know what? I don't know. I guess when we had our two week break, you know, it did like help. Like it does, it does like reset you a little bit. Well, you didn't have a baby.
Starting point is 00:39:41 And I was still like looking. I did take a full week off after the baby where I didn't have a baby so right that's it and i was still like looking i did i did take a full week off after the baby where i didn't even like look online and it actually was really great like i actually did get like lost in my own like real world and it's great because when you go in the real world like it's just not like tiktok because tiktok too there's also a lot of like um like trans influencers hating on other trans influencers right now oh my god i don't even know like all their names but um there's one. I think her name is Jules. She's the Demiurge girl. You know, like, my makeup's really.
Starting point is 00:40:07 You don't know? She's like, my makeup is really Demiurge. She always says. She's so funny. But then someone else is like, oh, I came up with Demiurge first. And, like, there's this whole, like, content. And it's, like, it's just sad. And then she's in beef with other people.
Starting point is 00:40:17 And, like, I don't really know the full, like, drama of it all. But it does make me sad because I'm just like, ah, like, it's like girl on girl hate. There's, like, anything. It's just like, oh, God, like, like why are we hating where is the community where is the community it's like what we're gonna just like let the straight guys they're not fighting with each other we're gonna just like let them like control the world because they're unified and we're just like tearing each other apart yes we need to unite yes all of us the girls the gays trans days that like everybody we all have to yeah so true you know alliance here if it was
Starting point is 00:40:46 traitors that's how it would be if i was on traitors i would put the straights against the girls and the gays that's how i would divide us yes we do do like an alliance because do you remember oh my god we're watching glee right now and mr it all goes back to glee spoiler spoiler alert in season two mr shoe was likeoe was like saying, okay, girls on this side, guys on this side. He's like, Kurt, you have to go with the guys. But he sings in their range. He gets, and he says that too. He's like, I don't want to be with the guys.
Starting point is 00:41:13 Like, I feel more comfortable with the girls. Like, I couldn't believe he said that. I was like, Mr. Shoe, of all people of the Glee Club, like, you're going to make Kurt go with the guys that he doesn't want to be with? That literally harassed him, like, throw slushies in his face. I was like, you are so weird. Mr. Shoe is such the evil villain in that story yes menace menace for sure yeah mr shoe is diabolical he really was yeah i don't know how he got away with so much he was like weirdly everything in that show just homophobic just like everything was very weird i was like
Starting point is 00:41:40 i don't like you at all can you imagine him every time he opened the script he's like see you again i think he lived for it i don't know he met morrison was mr shoe i think he really put his whole chest so how do they say they they said it was his chest and every all those lines if emma had a boyfriend he wanted to steal her from him because emma was into him the whole time and then as soon as she gets a boyfriend oh let me just like try to steal her away from him i'm like you are so weird he needed help but i love the pop culture references will be something that is current i don't know when that's gonna be but it won't be like a show that young sheldon the politician glee well young sheldon's current ish right i mean it's over but i was trying to stay current with british and you
Starting point is 00:42:20 failed me on that one you did not watch season three with that. I was ready to do a full dissertation on it. I was really excited. I got so sidelined by my obsession with young Sheldon. Are you done with it now? I have one season left, but I'm putting it off. For what? I'm really dragging my feet because then it's over. And also he's like so old now that it's like,
Starting point is 00:42:37 it had such a charm when he was like a little kid. Cause I was like, this is probably, this is either me as a little boy or like my future son. My boyfriend was like, we can not have a son like this but i was like no i would love it he hates young shelby he thinks young shelby is so annoying but no i hope your son doesn't like that oh i would like i mean it would be so i get it like yeah yeah from one even though i'm not like smart like young shelby but i think i'm just you're so smart you are so so smart i mean not about like things that matter like about that's not true you like about movies or whatever i think you're really like
Starting point is 00:43:09 you're very like you know you're just smart you are like you're somebody i always ask for advice i'm always like okay like what do you think about this this is like you are very smart i think i have like a good pop culture or like you know online culture references but as far as like politics i'm not like a Hassan. Who can like. Sit here and tell you. About everything that's going on in the world. Like I don't know.
Starting point is 00:43:29 I wonder if Hassan is really smart. Or we just don't know. Oh. Do you know what I mean? That is like. The face crack of the century. You're so right. Like are we just dumb.
Starting point is 00:43:37 So he looks really smart. Like wow he's smart. But is he? I don't know. Is he? I mean literally. Anyone can come across super smart. To us as a problem.
Starting point is 00:43:44 Yeah. The only reason I say that. Is because sometimes on Twitter. Not even on my. It's more on, like, the trending page, not the people I follow. But I'll randomly see something be like, okay, but this is so wrong. It's like a clip of Hassan. He's like, this guy is so dumb. Like, he doesn't know. So I was like, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:43:56 Like, again, I have no ever clue what they're talking about. Like, what's he saying is right or wrong. But I'm like, we could just be like, he's so smart and maybe he's not. That's true. That is a problem with, like, information in general, though, because someone who just sounds like they know what they're talking about especially on like a subject i mean that's what always gets us in trouble we sound like so authoritative about like don't take anything for real anytime somebody started census with like you know well the geopolitical state of south america in this 1970s situation that's happening now in mexico yeah and i was like yep absolutely that's what i would think too so smart this I was like, yep, absolutely. Absolutely. You're so right. Slayed it.
Starting point is 00:44:25 That's what I would think too. So smart. This is how, this is where the state, because we are trying to keep it a little light, a little bubbly, a little girly. Yes. Everything's so serious. So my like number one hot topic was Ted Nivison was playing basketball with Hassan and I was like, I should have been there.
Starting point is 00:44:37 I don't know why that was like, you know this because I saw it on Ted's Instagram story and I was like, why was it? And I literally replied. I wasn't even thinking maybe it's the unmedicated side of me. I was just like. Oh my God, still? My gut thing was just like, where the hell was my invite? Like, I was so genuine about it too.
Starting point is 00:44:51 Do you chat with him? Do you DM him? Occasionally, here and there. But I get scared. You know how I get scared to reply to anyone? Oh, so you haven't replied back. No, I did because I was so like upset. I don't know why.
Starting point is 00:44:59 I was like. Wait, you replied to the basketball? Yes. I was like, I should have been. I was like, where the hell was my invite? What did he say? How tall is Hassan? Like, are they? I think should have been there. Where the hell was my invite? What did he say? How tall is Hasan? Like, are they...
Starting point is 00:45:05 I think they're, like, similar height. Because everyone in the video, because Ted posted a video, everyone looked humongous. Like, they all looked like every dance, like me. Because Ted is, like,
Starting point is 00:45:14 humongous, actually. I think he's, what, like, 6'4", or something. I don't know. Is that it? I would not want to play against him. I would just be like,
Starting point is 00:45:19 trying to get the ball. I would live because I'd feel so teeny, teeny, teeny, teeny tiny against all those, like... Were they good? To me, yes, because I don't know anything. Okay, yeah, teeny, tiny against all those. Were they good? To me, yes, because I don't know anything.
Starting point is 00:45:27 Okay, yeah. Right, same. Like, oh, they look great playing. The only time I remember playing basketball, because all my brothers are straight and all his friends
Starting point is 00:45:32 are obviously like bros, so to try to fit in with him, like, I would play basketball and I remember, like, I passed it to someone and I was so proud of myself because I passed that I ran into a railing
Starting point is 00:45:42 and I had, like, a humongous bruise like on my whole body like on my stomach because i literally like was like yeah i did it and then i ran into really what kind of railing was it the curve the bend like yes like walk up the stairs or whatever okay because i was like it's not really sounds scary like you could impale yourself but i was like oh my god okay you were in the rounded ones so what do you mean you passed the ball and you kept running yeah because i was so happy and i was like staring and I was like, wow, I did it. And then I wasn't looking
Starting point is 00:46:06 because I was like. I always thought a pass was like you plant yourself and pass it. I thought you had to pass that way. No, I was dribbling and. Oh, can you do that? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:46:13 I don't know. I mean, I did it, so. I always thought like if you ran with the ball, like it was. Well, you have to keep dribbling. Whoa, I know so much. See, I should have been there.
Starting point is 00:46:21 You can't like run with it while holding it. You have to, because that's a travel. You have to keep dribbling. Yeah, you know. Look at you being like, I know nothing. And. You can't like run with it while holding it. You have to, because that's travel. You have to keep dribbling. Yeah, you know. Like I know nothing. And then knowing all the lingo.
Starting point is 00:46:29 You have to dribble with it to keep moving. Would you feel confident playing with them? No, but I would feel like so happy. Like would you go for real? Like if he's like, come play with us? I should have been there. Yes, for sure. Because it's just like, I am not God's strongest shoulder.
Starting point is 00:46:44 Like as much as I sit on this platform and I'm like boo straight men, tomato, tomato, tomato. Yeah. If I was in between a Hassan and a Ted, like a Hassan-Ted sandwich, I'm there. You know what I mean? Yeah. Okay. And they're all shirtless and it's like hot.
Starting point is 00:46:56 They're all sweating. I'm there. Yeah. When I saw the video, I fell to my knees. They should film that for like Instagram or something. They did. I mean, Ted posted it to Instagram. Just story though though but they should have done like a thirst trap like jonathan bailey was like yeah okay yes but can i appeal to their audience this is where i get conflicted
Starting point is 00:47:11 though because with hasan lately i've known that again this is my hottest topic is hasan you know how like thirsty i was for him in the beginning yeah i feel like i've like the pedal was to the metal before but now i've cooled off because i've realized how clocked in he is to like appealing to gay thirst and how i noticed it hasan you can't fool me because he started putting all these gay songs like on his thirst traps like it's like 360 charlie xcx and it's like hot to go chapel road like he keeps putting gay songs on his thirst traps to like market them to the gays and then the reverse psychology that makes me like oh you can't like market to me so blatantly
Starting point is 00:47:47 like I'm smarter than that you know wait but don't you live for it I feel like that's smart of course I live for it but I'm trying to resist because it's like so apparent like he knows what he's doing
Starting point is 00:47:54 I love when like a guy doesn't know that he's like I mean like aware but not like consciously like making effort oh my god you're so complicated no one can appease you
Starting point is 00:48:02 because if he was super straight then he'd be like oh god he's're so complicated. No one can appease you. Because if he was super straight, then he'd be like, oh god, he's just so straight. Playing Tupac or whatever straight people listen to. Ted gets it, I think, because he doesn't, like, play into his hotness, but Hasan is like, ooh, like, sweaty pecs. He squats. He shows his ass.
Starting point is 00:48:18 Like, he's lifting a lot. He shows how many calories he burns. I'm like, okay, I get it. And then it's like Charlie, 360. Like, you know what I mean? I don't know that comment. But I like, okay, I get it. And then it's like, Charlie, 360. Like, you know what I mean? I don't know that comment. But I like it. The 360. Okay. I can appreciate it.
Starting point is 00:48:30 You know what I mean? Like, I love when, like, gay guys, I think, are super hot market to, like, straight girls sometimes. Maybe they're marketing to gay men, but I like to think they're marketing to me. You know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:48:37 So I guess that's, in a way, but I don't know. I'm not really sure where it goes. I should reach out for a statement, I suppose. I guess this'm not really sure where it goes. I should reach out for a statement, I suppose.
Starting point is 00:48:47 I guess this is me reaching out for a statement. You should go on his podcast. I'll go on Fear Anne. Stream. Yeah. I think that's a good group because they have
Starting point is 00:48:53 like gay representation, they have straight girl representation, a cutie, or maybe, I think she's straight. And then, Hasan,
Starting point is 00:49:01 so straight guy. So they have a good. Straight girls scare me recently. I don't know. There's too many, like, I don't know, straight girls are a lot, especially with the whole rush coming out, the good. Straight girls scare me recently. I don't know. There's too many, like, I don't know. Straight girls are a lot, especially with the whole rush coming out, the Bama rush and stuff like that.
Starting point is 00:49:09 I don't know. A hundred percent straight girls are a little scary to me. That's it. You know what I mean? And there, and cuties offense. I don't think she, she has like tweeted thirst for girls. So maybe she's. Maybe she's on the queer spectrum.
Starting point is 00:49:19 Yeah. Yes. Like a, like you. Cause anyone who's like a hundred percent, like I only love guys. I was like, what is wrong with you? Like I don't choose to be attracted to guys like I don't choose to be attracted to guys I don't want to be attracted to guys what about gays
Starting point is 00:49:28 gay men or gay women gay men who are attracted to guys by that logic well I think I don't think they chose to be attracted to men either that's true
Starting point is 00:49:37 we're all in the struggle together like why why do we need the peen you know that sucks and that way I agree with Kurt is God real because why are we attracted to this why do we need the peen? You know, that sucks. And that way, I agree with Kurt.
Starting point is 00:49:45 Is God real? Because why are we attracted to this? Why do we need the peen? I don't want it, but it's what I need, you know? So I think that's why we relate to gay men and women who are attracted to men. Oh, God. We need to go on the Glee podcast. That really needs to be said more.
Starting point is 00:50:03 I know. Kevin McHale, Jenna Ushkowitz hit us up we're ready I would love live although Moses never wants to watch it
Starting point is 00:50:10 last night I was like do we watch this or an old episode of Wipeout he's like Wipeout I was like you'd rather watch Wipeout than Glee you know with Malibu with us
Starting point is 00:50:16 but she likes the song she doesn't know about anything that's happening in the episode push it oh that was that's a serve that one she wouldn't get it she wouldn't get it yet maybe she's an episode that we know is like past the dad in a coma and all
Starting point is 00:50:34 that stuff i think he did wake up i think he did well they're all sad wasn't there a school like pew pew and stuff like that where they're like i don't remember that yeah they're like hiding in a bathroom it was like so triggering and it's like they're all like scared it was like the most scariest thing ever and there was definitely singing in there and i was like i don't remember that one. Yeah, they're, like, hiding in a bathroom. It was, like, so triggering. And I was, like, they're all, like, scared. It was, like, the most scariest thing ever. And there was definitely singing in there. And I was, like, I don't know if we should be singing. Yeah. How did I not remember that episode? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:50:51 It was, I remember, I remember, like, airing vividly. And it was, like, so scary. And it was kind of, like, where everybody was when it happened. So the pew-pew went off. And some people were, like, in the glee room. Some people were, like, in the bathroom. Whoa. Yeah, like, a whole thing.
Starting point is 00:51:01 And I don't even remember who it ended up. Oh, I know. Do you want me to spoil it? It was Becky oh yes I was like wait who was it? an accident or something? Maybe yeah I can't really fully remember I kind of remember it yeah kind of
Starting point is 00:51:16 it's crazy Glee was wild Glee was a fever dream and it needs to come back so it can redeem itself because it was a little problematic too I think we could do it not being problematic this time around. And without Mr. Shoe. Indefinitely. Indefinitely.
Starting point is 00:51:32 But I would love to be on it. I would love to be like, I would love to be like, um, Suits the Buster. I love her. She was so fierce. I love when they gave her songs too when she did Olivia Newton-John's Physical. It was so good. I was like, I live for her so much. She did Madonna, I think, too.
Starting point is 00:51:48 Oh, yeah, the comb bra. Yeah, which I'm doing Wednesday. Inspired by Addison Rae. I knew it. Right away, I was like, it was going to be ready today, but I had a Rihanna jacket made for today. But I didn't want to be in cosplay
Starting point is 00:51:58 if I was going to meet this person who I don't know if is showing up. What hour are we at? The hour? Almost hour mark. Nothing yet? Almost hour mark. I'm checking all the notifications. I'm just going to keep this wig on until midnight tonight in case it's showing up. What are we at the hour? Almost hour mark. Nothing yet? Almost hour mark. I'm checking all communications.
Starting point is 00:52:06 I'm just going to keep this wig on until midnight tonight in case it shows up. Like the crumble cookie arriving next. Yeah. It did arrive late. So I don't know. We'll see. Man, and no one texted either? That's ox.
Starting point is 00:52:18 That's super awkward. Why do they get me so excited? I get it. Like wanting to know. But damn. Okay. It's fine. Everything's fine. I'll just cry later about it.
Starting point is 00:52:30 And it took me so long to find something to wear because like nothing was fitting me. Even though I feel like I have been dieting, like still nothing fits me. So I'm just like, it's just one of those things. Can't wait for our merch for our hoodies. I can just wear it every day that I feel fat. Just throw the pink hoodie on and call it a day. D23. Should we get it?
Starting point is 00:52:47 Is that a hot topic or no one cares? I care. I cared. I was really into it. Miley Cyrus becoming a Disney legend. She's the youngest person to ever be inaugurated into Disney legend status. And getting emotional about playing Hannah Montana, which we love. Lainey Wilson performed best of both worlds.
Starting point is 00:53:04 Who is Lainey Wilson? I saw that, but who is she? That's a country singer. Okay. You said it with such conviction. And I was like, is she someone I should know? She's a country singer.
Starting point is 00:53:13 I want to say she was in a group, but I definitely could be wrong. I'm not really... I used to be in the country society. Back in the day. I loved Carrie Underwood, Kelly Pickler, and Taylor Swift in the country era.
Starting point is 00:53:24 In that country? I feel like no. And Miranda Lambert. I love Miranda Lambert. Oh, really? Yes. This was like 2006 to 2008 was like my country girl era. Work in your boots, work in your truck. I hate that trend.
Starting point is 00:53:40 Did I do it? I didn't do it. You said you wanted to do it. You wanted the boots. Yeah, but I don't know. Again, it feels a little too like America for me. You know what I mean? do it. No, but you said you wanted to do it. You wanted the boots. Yeah, but I don't know. Again, it feels a little too like America for me. You know what I mean? And it's like, love it, but the Olympics are over, so we're not America anymore. Except when we make the muffins tomorrow, we'll wear our USA shirts because they came in finally two weeks later, and I was like, now we can wear them, so we'll wear them.
Starting point is 00:53:58 I did have my Skims USA Olympic bikini on, so we'll make the chocolate muffins. Want to shout out Ray Gunn. Who? Ray Gunn. Ray Gunn.ins. I want to shout out Ray Gunn. Who? Ray Gunn. Ray Gunn, who's that? You know Ray Gunn? The Australian breakdancer. Oh my god. We're on D-Tony 3. We're not on Olympic breakdancer. We'll come back.
Starting point is 00:54:17 We both circle back. Moses has been pitching this hot topic all weekend. Oh, I live for that. And I'm like, I've never seen this person. I don't know what it is. I think it's everywhere. But then my sister, in your, I live for that. And I'm like, I've never seen this person. I don't know what it is. And he's like, it's everywhere. But then my sister, in your defense, gets straight in the pool. She was like, by the way, I know.
Starting point is 00:54:29 Everyone says I'm being mean to Moses. It's not that I'm being mean. I think it's funny. I'm saying it lightheartedly. But my sister was like, oh, did you see the break dancer from? I was like, oh, my god. I was like, I haven't seen. I did see it.
Starting point is 00:54:37 You did send it to me. I did see it. Let's say that for the Olympic portion of our podcast. We'll go from Detroit to Olympic. We're keeping it light. Because even Swoop was like, everything feels a little heavy, right? I think she said that. Or maybe someone else I was following.
Starting point is 00:54:48 I think Swoop said it. He was like, everything feels so heavy on the internet. So we're keeping it light. So we'll keep the Olympic your favorite. Coming soon. Yeah, coming soon. We won't forget it, I promise. But yeah, anyway, Laini Wilson is a country singer.
Starting point is 00:55:01 And she performed it all country for Miley. And then she was crying in the audience. And then, I don't know. I loved seeing her be on there. Because Hannah Montana, I wish you were a Hannah Montana girl. Maybe you'll come around and have a Hannah Montana era late. Maybe. 10 years. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:55:15 As everything else. Yeah. But was so influential to me. And has raised this next generation of pop girls like Sabrina. Chapel actually was in M miley's like uh like award montage like oh she's like i love hannah has inspired me so much like it showed like all these like influential people talking about like hannah montana's legacy and chapel was in there she recorded a little video message to miley so sweet okay i i respect it like i know people love it i love a phenomenon i love like pop culture everything so it was the time to be alive like i remember like her albums coming out i was like
Starting point is 00:55:50 oh the new hannah montana's dropping my ipod went saw hannah montana not miley but hannah montana i think three times in concert miley i think like two times in concert my i realized my phone like my home phone because i wanted to seem cool like i put my mom calls me it says miley cyrus because i was in high school yeah i never changed it but in high school i wanted to seem cool in case because i knew people in my high school who were friends with miley so i wanted to fit in i was like oh she might be calling but what do you think then they'd be like oh you know oscar and she's like no yes well we didn't get that far that would scare me i think oh my god what if they find out I'm not friends?
Starting point is 00:56:25 That's true. I could be exposed, like, really easily, but it never came down to that. Yeah, that would be a bad one. That'd be a bad one. But so she'd call you during class and be like, wow, Miley's calling you. Okay. I like it. I think that's cute.
Starting point is 00:56:36 I always use the meme or the clip or whatever of her just, like, waving by at her house. And, like, that's kind of a serve. I like it. She looks sad. The acting was giving, for sure. I love her closet. I sent the closet to Moses, serve. I like it. She looks sad. The acting was giving for sure. I love her closet. I sent the closet to Moses too. I was like I want this. There was like a step up in her room and it was like a wardrobe. I want
Starting point is 00:56:52 that. That's what I want the just trish room over there to be. I want it to be like a Miley Cyrus because all my pink shoes and my pink outfits could be hanging there. So I think it seems like a cool and she was in Malibu she was supposed to be in. So I feel like I could understand why people would like it. It's me with like Say Bye the Bell or California Dreams. I'm like, oh, I want to go to California and like live that life.
Starting point is 00:57:08 So I guess I could see why people would like it. And the music still holds up. I will say most of it still holds up. I definitely know Hannah Montana songs. Like I definitely like love the songs. I just didn't know like where they fit in. I wish she was the one that performed though instead of Lainey Wilson. Although I'm still holding out for the Super Bowl.
Starting point is 00:57:23 And if she gets if Miley gets the Super Bowl halftime show next year, she has to do a best of both worlds moment. I bet she won't. She knows what we want. She knows what we want. But the Super Bowl crowd, I feel like she's going to be like, I need to be sexy. I can't be tamed, Miley. I gotta be that. Instead of, she puts a sequined scarf on.
Starting point is 00:57:40 But it's like all of America's watchers, millennials that grew up with her are adults now, and I feel like she knows that's what we want. Just like a tiny second of it. No, it would be iconic. I just feel like. She has to do like the climb and like best of both worlds. I can't see it.
Starting point is 00:57:55 I don't think I can see it. I'm predicting it. Yeah. Okay. I like it. I mean, I would be close to dead. Because that's a moment. Because, yeah, it's like.
Starting point is 00:58:00 Because if you're going to do it at the Super Bowl, you're not going to do it at D23. Because you want the big. It's like you with Limelight. Like you don't want to just cosplay as Limelight. You want to be in the next Deadpool movie. I think Miley just doesn't want to put on the Hannah Montana wig. Yeah, she's waiting for the Super Bowl. Okay. She's waiting for the big moment.
Starting point is 00:58:15 I can see that then. That's my theory. You're right. I would have performed if they asked me. I would have performed her song for her. I feel like I'm very – D23. I'm very Hannah Montana.
Starting point is 00:58:23 Put a wig on me. I'm a different person. You know what I mean? You are Hannah Montana coded. And a pop star. Yes! When I had the Tyra wig, everyone thought it was like a Hannah Montana wig. Oh yeah, the bangs. I might do Hannah Montana cosplay. I saw one where she's like in a pink robe with
Starting point is 00:58:36 like pie on her face. And I was like, oh, that's a serve. I could do that. Yeah, that was the pilot episode. Oh really? Yes. Done. Doing it. She had a fierce headband and a blonde wig. And I was like, this is cute. I loved it. I liked it. No, but? Yes. Done. Doing it. She had a fierce headband and a blonde wig and I was like, this is cute. I loved it. No, but it's weird she didn't perform because everyone performed. All the Descendants performed.
Starting point is 00:58:51 We have someone from the Descendants coming on next week. So I was like, he's supposed to come on... Oh, no. What is today? Oh, he's supposed to come on this Wednesday but then he rescheduled for next Wednesday. I think they were there announcing the next movie, too. I thought it was the zombie tour or whatever they were announcing. Oh, maybe you're right. Maybe there's another movie. I can't point there announcing the next movie, too. Oh, there's another. I thought it was the zombie tour or whatever they were announcing. Oh, maybe you're right.
Starting point is 00:59:07 I don't know. Oh, but maybe there's another movie. I think it's probably announcing the next one, but I don't know. I would love to be in the next one. Because they had, like, Rita Ora. Yeah, you could totally. Who would you be? Like, what kind of character?
Starting point is 00:59:16 Oh, I don't know who it's been. Like, Uliana, maybe. Maybe I could be her mom. Because she's Ursula's niece. But maybe she has to have a mom. Maybe I could be her mom. You know what I mean? Because I just think she's, like, really fierce.
Starting point is 00:59:25 Like, I like the way she, like, raps. And I feel like I could rap I could be her mom. You know what I mean? Because I just think she's like really fierce. I like the way she like raps and I feel like I could rap more than I could sing. You know what I mean? So, yeah. I think maybe, I don't know. That'd be my hat throwing in there. And Lindsay Lohan's like big comeback to Freakier Friday. She looks really, really good.
Starting point is 00:59:42 Yes. My makeup artist, Ash K. Holm, I lost her to Khloe Kardashian. She is now doing Lindsay Lohan. That's everything. And I think that's why she looks so fierce because she was like the best. I remember I met her name's Ash K. Holm. I met her when she was still in Houston. She came out and I used to use her for all my music videos. And then I remember the New Year's Eve
Starting point is 00:59:58 Khloe booked her because Khloe was dating a Houston basketball player and then she needed someone in New Year's Eve. So she flew back to Houston to be the Houston make-up artist and then ever since she got to be with Khloe which is like great for her. But then I saw,
Starting point is 01:00:08 really I got really jealous when it was Lindsay Lohan. I was like, oh my gosh, she's doing Lindsay. That's like the ultimate face beat. It's not Gypsy Rose. Alexis Oakley shot out
Starting point is 01:00:14 was doing Gypsy Rose's gender reveal makeup. I was like, sir. Oh, that was Alexis? Yes. Oh, that's everything. She like flew on her TikTok.
Starting point is 01:00:20 She's like, I'm flying to glam someone in New Orleans. Everyone's like, Gypsy? I love that Gypsy flew out glam from LA for her gender reveal. That was her moment. That was her moment.
Starting point is 01:00:29 I need the beat. She did look good. I loved it. It was cute. I have a cute little backyard thing. But yeah, I saw she was doing Lindsay Lohan, and I was just like, damn, she looks really good. Yeah, she looks so good.
Starting point is 01:00:39 And she's recording music for Freaky Friday. It's confirmed, which I love. I miss Lindsay's music career, and I'm so excited. Oh, God, I loved it. What was the other one? Not Freaky Friday, but... Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen?
Starting point is 01:00:53 Where she loves Sid Arthur? That girl was me. Yeah. Oh, that girl was a one-time teenage drama queen. A half-time everyday wannabe. I love that. And the Herbie Fully Loaded, she had a song, I wanna come first. Yeah! a half time everyday wannabe I love that and like the Herbie Fully Loaded
Starting point is 01:01:06 she had a song I wanna come first yeah every Lindsay Lohan movie having a song that was like so good yes
Starting point is 01:01:13 I was plugged into Radio Disney and I was like waiting for the Lindsay Lohan song to hit she was I did do a remake
Starting point is 01:01:19 of Rumors it was my freaky Spanish version and it was exactly shot by shot I never noticed that until you said that now I see it
Starting point is 01:01:27 I had the sunglasses I even had my sister be my look alike at the beginning where I'm like tricking the paparazzi I was in the cage like her I'm swinging in the cage and freaky and then we were on a rooftop I have no idea why I was like this is going to be rumors and then I had the red wig I was in the elevator dancing and I was just like and I was singing just in Spanish I was like
Starting point is 01:01:42 I was like really going I was having my, and I was singing just in Spanish. I was like, toma, toma, lo, tu, lo, freak, freak. I was like literally going, that was kind of my moment. But quiero un freak. Yeah, I loved it. Anyways, check it out. I did Spanish music for a minute. Check it out. Check it out. That was great.
Starting point is 01:01:55 Hercules is coming to Broadway, which I'm so excited. Greatest showman coming to Broadway. Oh, yes. You know you don't know any of these people, but Jordan, Jeremy, Jeremy Jordan. Jeremy, I don't even know. He people, but Jordan. Jeremy. Jeremy Jordan. Jeremy. I don't even know. He's from Newsies. He's from Smash.
Starting point is 01:02:10 I think his name is Jeremy Jordan. He's currently in Gatfield on Broadway. He's like a huge Broadway star. He was supposed to play. There's like video of him singing with Hugh Grant. Like he was supposed to be Zac Efron's character. Oh. And then Zac Efron joined on that.
Starting point is 01:02:21 Okay, not you anymore. But he literally did like all. I forgot what that's called. Like workshopping like all the greatest showman songs. Like he was supposed to be that character. He's singing with Hugh. He's singing with the whole cast. And then he got booted for Zac Efron.
Starting point is 01:02:32 I was like, damn. But this is his moment now because now it's coming to Broadway and he's a Broadway star. So I think he'll definitely kill it. And Bradley Gibson as Hercules. So good. And the music is so good. And I'm super excited for – I just love like Disney on Broadway. I think that was like super exciting. So to hear all of them like in person sing, it was like so cool and I'm super excited for I just love like Disney on Broadway I think that was like
Starting point is 01:02:45 super exciting so to hear all of them like in person sing it was like so cool I like love it and Greatest Showman will be good I thought they could have
Starting point is 01:02:51 had a better like performance at the show because everyone had like celebrities come sing right and I was like kind of like they didn't really have anyone for Greatest Showman
Starting point is 01:02:59 to come sing I think it's so early in development that they didn't have anything yet because they didn't even give a date from when that's gonna happen so I think Jeremy Jordan he could have done that they didn't have anything yet. Because they didn't even give a date for when that's going to happen.
Starting point is 01:03:06 Jeremy Jordan. He could have done it. He knows the songs. That's true. And Hugh Jackman is around. Hugh Jackman's definitely around. Again, it ends with us. He was at that premiere.
Starting point is 01:03:15 Why are you there? Things just fly out. Yeah. So he could have been there. Rachel Zeigler was there. Yeah. Everyone flew in. James Cameron flew in from New Zealand or something.
Starting point is 01:03:23 What was he talking about? Avatar 3. Oh, nobody cares. Right? I right i don't know they're like they're the biggest movies um i think in history but just kidding love an avatar i know that like tana's like kick recently has been avatar corn i know she's been on that spiral lately tana mojo yeah you know her she's been like talking a lot about avatar corn so i said it was so casual she's been like talking a lot about Avatar Korn so I think she likes Avatar
Starting point is 01:03:48 maybe she's excited for the new one we'll have to reach out for a statement she's excited about it but I guess because we started the show so much about
Starting point is 01:03:57 like at the beginning of last year about Snow White what did we think about the new trailer oh my god isn't it crazy I was thinking that too
Starting point is 01:04:02 because literally we started with like the discourse around like who's playing the dwarves and stuff, and then now it's all CGI. Oh, everyone hates the CGI dwarves. What? First of all, creepy.
Starting point is 01:04:12 There's no way. Number one, if it's kids are seeing it, which it's obviously for kids too, no matter what anyone says, it's obviously no white Disney. But it's like, I just know Malibu would cry when she saw them, because she cries over those little, anything kind of a little scary. At Costco, there's a pumpkin right now that she's terrified of she cries over those like little anything kind of a little scary at Costco there's like a pumpkin right now that she's like terrified of
Starting point is 01:04:26 and that's what it reminded me of it reminded me of the melting pumpkin at Costco I was like why do they make them like that
Starting point is 01:04:32 it is like a little uncanny valley yeah why why why so first of all what happened to
Starting point is 01:04:38 the magical creatures because we did see them filming are they just cut they scrapped them and then they did reshoots and then
Starting point is 01:04:43 did it the CGI dwarves I want to see the magical creatures so bad I want to see what they did with them and then they did reshoots and then did it the cgi dwarves i want to see the magical creatures so bad i want to see what they did with them so all those people just got cut and then i guess the more important like first of all first of all love the trailer love rachel zegler like i will only see it for her so good like done yeah the way she was singing and twirling i got chills because she sounded so good she literally is a disney princess literal disney princess the voice the look the. I thought the dress was great. I thought even the wig was good. So many people were calling it like Lord Farquaad.
Starting point is 01:05:07 But I was like, I think it was living. It looked like Snow White. It looked like the cartoon. Yeah. Yeah. I was like, people just love to be like a hater. But, but, big but, in Disney, I just don't know how they missed the mark so much. Because so many dwarf actors were like, this is our shot.
Starting point is 01:05:21 This is our moment. There's finally like a seven roles for us to play in one big, huge Disney movie. And I was like, how did they like not listen to that feedback? You know? I didn't. I never saw the, I think it's Snow White and the Huntsman, the Kristen Stewart and Chris Hemsworth one. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 01:05:37 I never saw it. But they like little people played dwarves in that one, like real people. Oh. Yeah. So it's like if that worked for that movie. Was that Disney? I don't know if it was a Disney proper movie. Let me see.
Starting point is 01:05:50 It's so, so odd and just a little eerie to see little, because it's not live action. If there's animation, it's no longer live action. It's also animation. And it's like, that's not what we wanted. So basically they have like three movies they made so far. Yeah, actually. actually they should just release each one of them for whoever wants to see the different versions like what were they even
Starting point is 01:06:10 thinking with that what were they even thinking first of all calling them creatures second of all having like just random people playing like it was just so odd the so at the end of the day there's people that could have worked on the project and now they're not they're not getting yeah they're like let's animate them it wasn't disney was universal because it was based on the like fairy tale itself not like the disney version it's like winnie the pooh where anyone can make a movie about it oh yes exactly yeah um but yeah wasn't it because everyone's blaming peter dinglage for yeah that's one actor exactly yeah and then like other actors came out and said like you know like i would have done that role you know so i feel like everybody unanimously was like, that makes the movie.
Starting point is 01:06:47 That's in the title. Like, these actors, there's actors out there that finally get to play these roles, you know? Yeah, because it's, like, it's just so weird because, like, the animals that they show in the trailer are, like, hyper-realistic. Like, they're more realistic. Almost like Little Mermaid, you know? Yes. Like, the flounder looked like a real fish instead of a cartoon so it's weird like the dwarves look like the cartoon dwarves but then the animals look like real animals that are card like that are cgi so it's
Starting point is 01:07:14 like these big balloon noses and stuff and i'm just like why do you not make them look like real people i guess maybe that's even more offensive it brings it all back to hacks because remember the episode of hacks where she hires um little people to deliver her Christmas invites and then who ruins it but Ava she's like this is so wrong and then the actors were like this is our work this is what we can do like this is our time of year like why are you trying to take it away from us you know what I mean and it's like
Starting point is 01:07:36 it gave very much that energy and I was like yes let's keep them you know like and rightfully so right it's just like finally like it's like obviously they can play so many parts but it's like this is specifically tailored to like like, obviously they can play so many parts, but it's like this is specifically tailored to like only they can play it and then just let's animate it instead. Like, we didn't just do a whole full animation.
Starting point is 01:07:51 Rachel's like, we're going to voice it. Like, it's just so crazy. Yeah, it's so weird. Like the, how it's all like mixed up. I don't know. Like all the art styles. It's a lot. I think Disney has someone on the inside trying to sabotage them for real.
Starting point is 01:08:03 Because even like Little Mermaid, like it was really good. But like you said, kind of the fish and stuff like that, like it was a little off-putting to people. And it's just like, why didn't they like keep it? Make them cute. Right, make it cute. Exactly. Like keep it a little bit more. I don't know.
Starting point is 01:08:15 I think they could have just done so much more and then they just kind of let it flop. Uh-huh. I don't know. Maybe someone on the inside is giving them advice. I think it's a lot of like executives making decisions and, not listening to the people is what it comes down to. I just don't understand, though, because, like, the age now of TikTok where it's, like, that's all it is. It's just a bunch of voices and you can hear the loudest voices all come together. It's, like, I think every, like you said, all the execs, they need, like, one Gen Z newcomer that just sits at the table and tells them the truth.
Starting point is 01:08:42 Because it's, like, so, so real, right? When you hear, like, ours is Harry Daniels, right? Like, what he daniels right like what he says is like bible it's like okay whatever you say is in you know and it's like i think that's what you need is you need like a young person who's like this is where it's at plugged in yeah exactly because like no matter how plugged in you think you are oh i have kids i have this it's like even me it's like i'm not fully plugged in because i'm just like not that age so i just don't know but um or you think you have an idea of like what it would be you know like you said millennials writing it being like oh this is what they think is cool it's like no what's kind of oh but the toy story five was also I thought was a really cool where it's like the toys against the electronic ipads yeah the ipad
Starting point is 01:09:17 kids versus the traditional toys that's real because the ipad kids are real like I will do an ipad you know whatever but I think's more – because it is kind of sad. I will say, however, though, Malibu does equal share with her toys. She does love playing with, like, little – they're called little people. They're, like, the little people toys. They make – RuPaul has them. Oh, yeah. And they're, like, these little people.
Starting point is 01:09:36 And they're good because you can't choke on them. They're really, like, you know, thick and stuff. And she does play with those a lot. She does – so as much as she'll, like, have her iPad at night to, like, unwind, which, by the way, also is very smart. For very smart for her it's more like the rest time when she wants to rest you're like i want to go to bed and play my little dinosaurs on the ipad yeah she loves it it's actually smart though she's really smart those kind of things she knows where everything is but she does play with her toys a lot too but i think that's very smart so whoever
Starting point is 01:09:58 did toy story 5 because i think everyone was kind of over toys i oh maybe not everyone i was over her story i was like okay how many more people were yeah right like i like toy story 4 i thought it was really sentimental i liked it i can't reason it but it's just like okay kind of over it but then with this i was like oh this is so relevant you know what i mean and i think that's like good for kids to watch too i don't know what the take will be is it the original voices tim allen and tom hanks i'm pretty sure yeah well good for them they're just catching it yeah for real because i always think they're like canceled isn't that crazy like you think about Tom Hanks and Tim Allen being, like, so likable,
Starting point is 01:10:26 but then people are always trying to cancel them, too. What did Tom Hanks do? Chet Hanks was trying to cancel him on Surreal Life. Remember he said he got sent away in the middle of the night,
Starting point is 01:10:34 kind of like Paris Hilton. They hired people to come, like, take him to a camp or something. And a lot of other conspiracies. Oh, really? Moses is, like, a low-key conspiracist
Starting point is 01:10:43 I found out this weekend. He was telling me, who are you saying something about a conspiracy about i was like what who did you tell me you're like on my conspiracy tiktok i hear about this all the time like who said that it was like on our walk you said something yeah what did we talk about oh no maybe it was political so it's not so much oh was it i feel like we'd never talk about politics but okay but anyway you know people try to you know know, the whole Hollywood elite, right? There's so many things. Oh, I remember what it was. He's pretty big.
Starting point is 01:11:10 I remember too. Yeah, I have a friend, yeah. There's like the secret society thing. And I was like, oh, it's this. I'm like, wait, what? My friend would never be a part of like, what? He's like, yes, this is. And I'm like.
Starting point is 01:11:19 No, you can say that name. I mean, the Bohemian Grove. Everyone knows about it. Oh, I don't know about it. Exactly. I don't either. You don't know about the Boh i know oh my god my one friend's like i went to a human he's like what bohemian grove is this and he starts giving me all this because we're sick first of all who are you like i don't know this and i know about it oh my god i've never heard of that i don't
Starting point is 01:11:38 know what it is don't want to mean maybe we should keep it though i think so too being out of the the knowledge of that stuff is probably for the best always also i have loose lips so like i just no one should ever like entrust me with any like cult or like secret society information because i would spill it in two seconds same same same i'm very much that too i just have to let someone know that i know i get 5 000 clues and i'm like this is it yeah i definitely don't know i like yeah i know nothing about nothing that's why i never get too serious i'm just like let me not get too serious because I know absolutely nothing. So that's my defense of everything. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:12:07 I am, you know, like you said, I'm smart with some things, but dumb with so many things. So many things. And this is one of them, especially conspiracies. I was like, oh, my God. All of a sudden, I was like, oh, yeah, I'm on conspiracy TikTok about this and this. I was like, OK, Shane over here, too. I thought Shane was the only person into conspiracies. And all of a sudden, everyone around me is a conspiracist.
Starting point is 01:12:22 He was talking about the size of pizza and chuck cheese not the i'm so sorry we're not friends anymore i remember when he dropped that chuck cheese video though i'm being like mind blown i was gagged the pieces not good you're like they really don't fit when we went with malibu the pieces don't fit and then i was like oh oh no. Oh no. Is this real? Are they really pissing out together,
Starting point is 01:12:47 those pizzas? But why? Why is that? Why? Why don't they fit? We wore dominoes all the time. They fit perfectly. Like, I don't understand.
Starting point is 01:12:54 That's so weird. Didn't they issue a statement back when it happened? I forget. Oh, we gotta reach out to them and find out. We need to know. We need to know these answers
Starting point is 01:13:02 because it was so weird. But it's true. How did we get on conspiracy? Oh, Tom Hanks. I didn't know. We need to know these answers because it was so weird. But it's true. How did we get on conspiracy? Oh, Tom Hanks. I didn't know there was more stuff about him. I just thought it was Chet Hanks airing it all out. Gosh, those celebrity kids,
Starting point is 01:13:13 they'll air you out one day. Malibu's tell-all. That's why I'm just as nice as can be. I'm going to be the perfect mother. They said, no conspiracies here. No conspiracies here. Our pizzas are made to order
Starting point is 01:13:24 and we prepare our dough fresh in restaurant which means they are not always perfectly uniform in shape but always delicious but we see at new york those fresh pizzas there's still if it's not uniform you'll see where it would change its shape but it's just the cut suddenly there's a slice that's just like out there. Yeah, there's no way. The new BMO VI Porter MasterCard is your ticket to more. More perks. More points. More flights.
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Starting point is 01:14:52 DiGiorno just came out with Deadpool. I love it. But it's just like, there's no way that's fresh. That dough, there's no way. The only thing I can imagine, if they slice them before they cook them. Oh, so they're like crisp. And then individual pieces kind of like expand and shrink sort of way but that's the only thing
Starting point is 01:15:05 I can imagine. We need to know why it's not fitting. We need to like shadow like a cook at Chuck E. Cheese. Would love that. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:15:12 Maria's Italian Kitchen said I could shadow them in their kitchen. Like, do you want to come cook here? I was like, I don't know, maybe. I don't know if that's not that exciting
Starting point is 01:15:18 but I love the food. I don't know if I want to make my own schnitzel but frying stuff scares me, but we love them. Shout out Maria's. Best chocolate chip cookies in town, for sure. They sent me a DM. They're like, do you want to come cook?
Starting point is 01:15:30 I was like, maybe. But also the other day we ate there. He's like, are you going to take them off on the cooking thing? I'm like, I just don't know what I'm doing. Is it for TikTok? Is it just for fun? Do we bring Malibu in? I'm not really sure, but the offer was very nice, and we do love Maria's Italian Kitchen.
Starting point is 01:15:45 So maybe I'd make some cookies or something before then, because their cookies are delicious. Oh, gosh. How did we get there? Oh, Tom Hanks and Tim Allen. Yeah. Should we circle back now to the Australian breakdance? Okay. Let's see if there's anything more.
Starting point is 01:16:00 Yeah, I guess that's it for D23. Rachel Zegler is amazing. We love her. I was excited to get your take on the new Disney Pixar movie, Hopper, in which I think it's a girl swaps brains with a beaver. What? I feel like that's a role you were destined to play. Wait, is it casting? Or it's already out?
Starting point is 01:16:19 Is it coming? It's in development. It's like, yeah. They're casting? Yes. Love it. Is it animation? Yeah. Okay development. It's like, yeah. They're casting? Yes. Love it. Is it animation? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:16:26 Okay, I'm manifesting this. This is my dream life is really to be a voiceover actor that just like gets paid so much money just to like voice a cartoon to get residuals. Because like how amazing is that? You do not have to be skinny. You don't have to look good. It's just your voice. I would love that more than anything.
Starting point is 01:16:41 Oh my God, please. What is it called? Hopper. Cast me. Cast me. How have I not been a voice in a cartoon? I think I What is it called? Hopper. Cast me. Cast me. How have I not been a voice in a cartoon? I think I was destined to be a voiceover. CAA.
Starting point is 01:16:49 That's my goal now. Cancel everything else. I want to do voiceover work. That'd be everything. Okay, so what? Wait, what? Like a Frankenstein thing? I guess so.
Starting point is 01:16:59 Does the girl die so she needs a brain or what? It was something about like the beavers saving their environment or something, I think. It's just so specific like a beaver. Yeah. Also seems like a code for something, right? Like they call women beavers.
Starting point is 01:17:11 I feel like it's kind of like their sneaky way of going around it. It's also giving poor things which I don't know if I feel. Well, you can't defame the movie that you want
Starting point is 01:17:20 to be a part of. Oh, okay. I'm into it. We love a beaver. Number one beaver right here i mean i guess it's not derogatory right when people when men call women beavers well i don't think they call women beavers they call the vagina yeah is it derogatory i don't think so why do i remember in high school people would call it a beaver why a beaver though
Starting point is 01:17:42 they're like oh she has a she has an angry beaver and as a mean way of like calling me a bitch or something they're like that's an angry beaver what yeah one time someone said grab that right i won't even say it but oh my god yeah it was it was like before yeah anyways it was bad as drunken right someone told someone to grab me there and then they did yeah Yeah. That is crazy. And then I was in front of my gym teacher in high school and he did nothing about it. I was like, what? Yeah. That's why that trend triggered me.
Starting point is 01:18:11 Remember on TikTok, there was a trend where the guys would literally like lift them up from their... No. Yeah. Wasn't there a hand? Yeah. They would just walk, put their hand and lift them up. And lift them up and carry them away like that.
Starting point is 01:18:22 And it was like all over TikTok. It was wild. I was like, okay. The woman would sound almost like a mannequin and he would come and lift her up. Oh, it was consensual at least. Well, definitely. Yeah, mine was not consensual. I will say that.
Starting point is 01:18:34 Oh my God. It was wild. I guess I was skinny enough back then that they could do that because they did kind of, well, they more just grabbed it. I guess they didn't really like lift me up with it. Oh my God. Oh my God. Hopper.
Starting point is 01:18:47 Wait, why is it called Hopper? It sounds like a frog. I know i have we have no idea they didn't show like a trailer or anything they just showed like the title like graphic and explained the beaver concept yeah i hope it would be like a grasshopper like right i don't know i'll do it regardless yeah because that it really is a ticket because then like if they do like a hopper land at like one of the Disney parks then you have to you know your voice will be used and then you get the I would love it
Starting point is 01:19:08 I follow TikTok on the guy whose voice is used where it's like he's at Disneyland and on the ride he's like doors are opening stand by
Starting point is 01:19:14 and like he does the thing that's iconic so you're there forever yeah I would love to do something like that too so hire me for that you want to play basketball with Hassan
Starting point is 01:19:22 any voice over me yeah I want to do that that's the goal Moses what. You want to play basketball with Hassan? Any voice over me is... Yeah. I want to do that. That's the goal. Moses, what do you want to dream? What's your dream that you want to put out there? The stars are happening today. The meteor showers are tonight.
Starting point is 01:19:33 So wish upon a money stars. What's your star? What are you wishing? You know what I always wish for? My own talk show. Yes. He said that. That's insane.
Starting point is 01:19:42 No, because what was it? It was 0808. She manifests the actual things she wants. I say, this is house, this car, that place. yes he said that that's so sweet no because what was it it was 0808 she manifests the actual things she wants I say this is house this car that place
Starting point is 01:19:49 I'm manifesting the thing that will get all those things oh that's smart okay you know what I mean because I know I told her like
Starting point is 01:19:54 once you get your talk show everything will fall into place no it was August 8th so it was 0808 I'm like oh baby it's like powerful manifestation I was like in my closet manifesting in my journal
Starting point is 01:20:02 like I was I was like you have to manifest by the way before all that I do say like good health long life manifesting in my journal. Like, I was, like, you have to manifest big. By the way, before all that, I do say, like, good health, long life, longevity. Like, I do have all that before. I'm, like, houses in Palm Springs. Like, you know what I mean? That is on the list, but this is whatever.
Starting point is 01:20:12 But I did all eights that day. That was, like, the 800,000. 800. I wanted 80 million in my bank account. I wanted an $8,000 deal, or $8 million deal. And then I wanted, like, eight kids or something like that. I don't know. It was all my eights.
Starting point is 01:20:23 Anyways. Yeah. Then I asked him. I'm, like, did you? He's, like, I manifest every day. I was, like kids or something like that. I don't know. It was all my eights. Anyways. Yeah. Then I asked him, he's like, I manifest every day. I was like, oh my God, well, share it out loud so we can manifest it together and be loud. He's like, you're on talk show. I was like, that's what you manifest. That's what you're dreaming. I mean, thank you.
Starting point is 01:20:34 But it's easier when it's like one, you know, you're really focused on it. And this way we don't manifest for the same. We are manifesting for the same thing from different angles. So there's more chances. Yeah. But you should manifest something for you. Well,
Starting point is 01:20:46 it is also for you because you'll work on the show. everything falls together. You know, we all, I see us all as a family on the set. Aw.
Starting point is 01:20:54 Yeah, that's true. My dressing room will have like, Wendy had an office, but I have like a little nursery, like, well, I don't even need a nursery,
Starting point is 01:20:59 like a playroom. They could be as loud as they want. Soundproof it. I would love to be like either art director or producer. It can't be above the set. Yeah. well of course of course yeah you're lighting and sound and tech and that's so nice i would manifest like kate bush or something for you singing happy birthday or something you love kate bush but that's such a one moment in life i'm manifesting
Starting point is 01:21:18 your entire life i don't know i think there's people i'd manifest meeting over my own talk show i'd be like i actually want to meet this person so bad. Well, that's why I'm in charge of manifesting the talk show. I just manifest like dollar amounts. I'm like, I want $80 million in my bank account. I want $8 million. You know what I mean? Like that kind of stuff.
Starting point is 01:21:34 I think it'll happen. I don't know how. Probably the lottery. That's how I think it's going to happen. All right. Well, we like that. Dream big tonight, you guys. The last night of the meteor shower is tonight.
Starting point is 01:21:43 It was the 11th, 12th, and 13th. So it's your last night to see the stars fall and wish on them as you may. When you wish upon a star. Wait, isn't that Snow White? No. What's Snow White? Sleeping Beauty is that one, right? Oh.
Starting point is 01:21:56 What is Snow White? That's Pinocchio, I think. Oh, you're so right. Jiminy Cricket. Snow White is something. I'm wishing, I'm wishing for the one I love to find me isn't that
Starting point is 01:22:06 is that a star ha ha ha ha right I think you're right and Sleeping Beauty's a dream is a wish your heart makes yeah
Starting point is 01:22:12 okay there you go all very similar thematically though I thought that was Cinderella because didn't Brandy just sing that in Descendants maybe you're right dream is a wish
Starting point is 01:22:21 oh no she's saying this is love mm-hmm oh I think that's Cinderella I don't know the old princesses like Snow White Dream is a wish. Oh, no. She's saying, this is love. Oh. I think that's Cinderella. I don't know. The old princesses, like Snow White, Cinderella,
Starting point is 01:22:31 I don't really keep up with that much. I just know from when the Disney Channel stars would cover the old songs. Oh. It was like Raven singing. Yeah. It was like a poppy version. Dream is a wish your heart makes. And then like Ashley Tisdale in there.
Starting point is 01:22:43 Oh, yeah. I think Hilary Duff was in like Circle of Life or something. And then random, the Sprouse Brothers who can't sing would be like in there a little bit. Yeah, yeah. But then who was the one who's like really good? He's on Broadway right now. God, what is his name?
Starting point is 01:22:54 Jordan Fisher? Yes. How did you know that? How did you know? I know Jordan Fisher. That's wild. He's on Broadway right now in Hadestown. He sings, I'm coming, wait for me.
Starting point is 01:23:01 His voice is so good. He's in Rent. I love him. Jordan Fisher's also a dream guest. I think he's so great. His voice. Anyone who sings sings is just like i need to really evaluate my dream guests i feel like i've been yeah since ted i feel like i've fallen off like yeah you haven't had one i know i don't know who i think because we keep losing our dream let's just lower the bar lower the struggle back to the people who like I've said they really want to come on
Starting point is 01:23:25 I think then it's like okay yeah yeah we're gonna get back into our guest era for sure I feel like it's gonna come back although I do love a double hot topics too
Starting point is 01:23:31 so I get conflicted like I love having guests but I also I know you know I think to manifest the talk show I think I need to have some guests I can show what I can do
Starting point is 01:23:38 but you know any word from our people let me check I love no text I know but every time you get a text I'm like Any word from our people? Let me check. I love that. No text? I know, but every time you get a text, I'm like, oh, who's that? You know, because it's like names I don't know sometimes. Really?
Starting point is 01:23:52 Who is it? Who's texting me? It's crazy. I get so many texts on Mondays. I get so many texts on the days we film this. Yeah, everyone gets back to work Monday morning. That's why I assumed. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 01:24:00 Don't miss it. God, what if we miss our text? No, there was even somebody at the gate, at the doorbell. And like who's that the fedex guy oh wow i don't know if this is happening you guys we are an hour and a half in almost and i don't think it's happening all right let's circle to moses's hot topic he was he was very adamant about this what is your okay you don't have your microphone what's your outfit inspired by today so my outfit is so i thought we have a guest today so i was like i wanted to look like the we all dressed up the bougie husband the ambiguous husband that nobody
Starting point is 01:24:29 knows what he does but it looks rich the specific i like it let's dress to inspire us vibes i like it so i'll be like welcoming them you know because i'll be the one going out to welcome them like oh right you know look very like expensive casual right but understated you could you could put on like a rolex or something and you didn't you're like i'm going to still stay understated because the really rich people don't oh they don't do they don't plan i never wear this like today it's coming out because nobody will buy this either i spent too much money on this and nobody wants it that's a personal expression because you have a pink Rolex. You know what I mean?
Starting point is 01:25:07 Like they'll notice that in a way that mine will just be a generic guy's Rolex, you know? No, all we have is bling Rolexes. You could have put one on. Definitely not. Yeah, you look like you could be like the manager at the White Lotus or something. And I love it. I think it's so great. I could be like, you know, welcome to the Peter Sackman Spa.
Starting point is 01:25:25 Let me show you through the podcast room. Maybe he's going to show up. Murray Bartlett, love him so much. Oh my God. He's my favorite actor ever. I wonder if he's in the new The Last of Us. Did he die in the first one? Yeah. I think so. They both did. Spoiler alert.
Starting point is 01:25:41 That's sad. Why they got to kill the gays off. That's crazy. There was an entire episode of just the two of them yeah as a gay couple living that's the only episode i watched because i didn't care about the other thing and i had no idea what's going on but i was like love them they like die of their own accord though at least like they yeah in their bedroom together yeah so they didn't get eaten wait celebrate that first of all who's eating who in the last of us Zombie no, absolutely never I hate zombies stuff like why okay. So what happened? They're just like, okay That's obvious. So let's just go I think one of them was sick one of them was sick and that one they want to stay kind of like Romeo Julia
Starting point is 01:26:17 You know, they didn't want us so they both together like they drank something Yeah, like one of yeah Which one got sick was it murray bartlett that got sick yeah then nick offerman offed himself oh my god that's so crazy murray bartlett is a good actor every time he because i think he died in chippendales too right spoiler but he's so good and he's so good and i think in white lotus too spoiler alert oh yeah you're right he's really good at a death scene. Yeah he serves with a death scene. I love him. I haven't seen him in anything lately. He used to be in like everything
Starting point is 01:26:47 and I feel like he hasn't been in anything in a minute. Like he was in every single show. Like Lucas Gage too was like everywhere and then it's just like. Lucas is in he was just in something he's in Smile that movie that's The horror movie? Yeah. The one where they smile and like off themselves. Oh I hate it. Oh my god.
Starting point is 01:27:03 I don't like it. He wrote back to one of my DMs yesterday. He said something about Diet Pepsi and loving that song. And I was like, oh my God, this is the best song ever. He's like, yeah, Slay's just like you. I was like, thanks. I haven't talked to him in so long. Like, let me just DM him. You should come on.
Starting point is 01:27:17 I would love. He's another one where he's almost too good looking for me to look at. You know what I mean? Sometimes when someone's just like a really beautiful person, I'm just like, you know? Yeah, I interviewed him during his awesomeness tv days and i remember being like very like oh yeah even back then before he was a big star he was cute yeah i know i feel like when there's cute plus there's talent you know what i mean he's like nice too on top of it like oh my god yeah or something yeah something has to be off but he's like sweet
Starting point is 01:27:45 beautiful talented it's too much i'm yeah and during the divorce he got me for sure i used to love chris appleton not to say they said it was mutual whatever but i stopped following him that's all i'm saying i'm like i'm gonna go yeah you should be safe i'm going with lucas you know yeah always so it's fine chris appleton has the kardashians maybe although he hasn't been on there lately maybe he doesn't want to be on anymore after that whole wedding debacle isn't he with someone else now too oh he is I thought that you know you know so much you actually do you're so smart the problem is I see so many headlines in passing that I forget what is
Starting point is 01:28:19 wait did you do the edit on ET there was one and I really thought, I really loved it. I was like, this is you. God, what was it? It was something we talked about. Oh, this is us. Did you do the one where he talks about Blake Lively wanting to direct? Oh, it ends with us.
Starting point is 01:28:37 Oh, yeah. What did I say? This is us. Uh-oh. Which is the series starring Mandy Moore. I have a bone to pick with that series, too. I know it's old and I've never seen it.
Starting point is 01:28:47 One day. One episode we will be current but today is about the day. This is us. I loved it because I really like
Starting point is 01:28:55 I've never seen the show. I never watched the show but I love that they had Chrissy Metz in it and you guys know I love when there's not a size zero playing a lead character.
Starting point is 01:29:01 I think that's so great because it gives me hope. But then I was watching clips of this character of her character on this is us and I'm like they really made her out to be like kind of like awful like why did they make the big one like so the bigger girl like so mean like she was like about the the husband that was concerned about what the kids were eating and she was what you're scared they're gonna be fat like me I'm like why did they make the character like so aggressive it was so weird and everything was
Starting point is 01:29:20 about the size and stuff like that I just hated it so much like so much I was like finally like someone that's just you know part of an ensemble lead actress and it has to be about oh like angry about people calling her fat when they're not you know maybe it's just the one scene i saw but i really made me mad i've never seen it oh you never seen the show uh-uh um i went i did go to that set once to interview them ironically yeah what were you like it was yes it was mandy no it was off camera mandy moore and oh my god why am i forgetting his name milo ventimiglia oh my god and i love mandy's always so nice milo was also really nice too he said wow like you're sure he's like where'd you get it i
Starting point is 01:29:55 was like cole's and he loved when i stopped at cole's i remember that so specifically wait was that universal where was it universal yeah We're manifesting our Universal show. We can talk about the Universal lot. We need to get on it. Lopez versus Lopez. I know you shoot there. Please let me on.
Starting point is 01:30:11 You're doing season three. We'd love to see it. I need to get my 23andMe back. I really do feel like, you know what I mean? No, a couple weeks still. We never got to the Oh yeah,
Starting point is 01:30:22 Moses, you're a hot topic. Great dancer. Take it away Moses I think that and the guest will be something we'll keep circling back to throughout the episode
Starting point is 01:30:28 you should have left the show with this you were excited about this hot topic his two hot topics like everyone's talking about Ray Gunn which one is better
Starting point is 01:30:35 because he gave me two this morning he's like don't forget we gotta talk about the what is it break dancer and the Patreon the Patreon was more we need to inform our
Starting point is 01:30:43 because I know they're gonna come with their questions because it was trending no but you told me it was a hot topic this morning you're like don't forget the two hot topics you're like Patreon And the Patreon. The Patreon was more, we need to inform our, because I know they're going to come with a question. Oh, yeah. Because it was trending. No, but you told me it was a hot topic this morning. You're like, don't forget the two hot topics. You're like Patreon and Breakdancer. Which one do you think is a better hot topic?
Starting point is 01:30:52 Well, we covered Patreon already. No, which one is a leading story? What I meant was more like, these are the two things I want to talk about today. So I was just telling you ahead of time, these are the two topics. Well, you can always lead it too, but I do appreciate it. But I know what you mean. Like the Patreon is not a hot topic. You did say it was a hot topic.
Starting point is 01:31:06 It's an important alert, a news message alert. It is an important message. I know. I see the comments. I agree. I agree. We get so many questions
Starting point is 01:31:13 in the comments about Patreon. You know, can we do this? Can we do that? So I just know we're going to get bombarded with questions about this. And it was not
Starting point is 01:31:20 a just Trish initiative. It is an Apple initiative. Exactly. No, it's wild. That is annoying. But, you know, it was beautiful. The call with Patreon
Starting point is 01:31:28 because they were so, they're like, everyone is asking us about your Patreon, the Just Trish Patreon. Yeah. Because nobody's doing what we're doing
Starting point is 01:31:35 and they don't know how we even do it, you know, the signing and the sending. Oh, really? That's how? Because everyone else does like generic stuff
Starting point is 01:31:42 and automated stuff and we, everything, I was like, everything is here at our house we make it we're not giving you a file to print out on your own accord
Starting point is 01:31:48 we're sending it to you because Etsy's like that like I'll see something I really like like decorations and they're like oh here's the PDF it's a file
Starting point is 01:31:53 you need to go print it out like at Walgreens no send it to me in the mail so I can just hang it up like I don't want to print I hate printing do you know this about me I know you know
Starting point is 01:32:00 I never owned a printer I hate printing I do know that about I learned that about you right away I was like oh can you guys print this out over there you never owned a printer I hate printing I've learned that about you right away I was like oh can you guys print this out over there
Starting point is 01:32:06 you're like no no I hate printing never printed I've always gone to FedEx if I have to print something but you don't need to print anything like back in the day
Starting point is 01:32:13 when I first moved to LA you had to print like MapQuest so I'd go to like FedEx and print it hate printing it's so annoying changing the ink cartridge getting paper
Starting point is 01:32:19 it never connects right like it just is so annoying even in her old house before we moved together I would be going trying to figure out how to print stuff for her he would print it at his house i'm like can you print this out and then if you couldn't then i'm like can you go to fat x and print it but you do you printed out my list the other day because i was doing my asmr i was like can you print this out i just hate printers i hate printing things yeah it's annoying but
Starting point is 01:32:38 anyways back to oh shout out to our patrons yes i love that i love that we're we love sending the stuff out in the mail for you. It's really, really fun. My sister comes over and stuffs it. My mom's stuffing it. And, you know, they're showing – they got a little hawking bag that they take to the post office. And the post person's like, what's all this stuff?
Starting point is 01:32:54 Every month they ask, what's all this? Same thing. It's another headshot. You know what I mean? But we love to see it. Well, it could be a planner or something too in their defense. That's true. We didn't have a notebook in there.
Starting point is 01:33:04 I know. We're always trying to – A keychain. Yeah. Yeah. The keychain was kind of – You never know what it too, in their defense. That's true. We didn't have a notebook in there. I know. We're always trying to. A keychain. Yeah. You never know what it could be in their defense. Lock of hair. Okay. Break dancer at the Olympics.
Starting point is 01:33:13 Take it away. I feel like that TikTok where everyone are like, yay, yay. And they're like, oh. Oh, my God. I hate that one where they do it to, like, little kids. It's show me the money or give me the money. Oh, yeah. And they do it to, like, little kids. I me the money or give me the money. Oh yeah. And they do it to like little kids.
Starting point is 01:33:26 I was like, that's literally child abuse. Like what? Like you're making them feel so bad. Like they don't, God, stop doing that. Like that is one thing that I hate when people use their children for content is when they make them look like, feel embarrassed or something. Like that's literally so detrimental. Don't care what age.
Starting point is 01:33:38 Even before one, it can be detrimental. Like you guys are so weird. Stop doing that. No one even cares. You're getting paid nothing for it. No one cares. Everyone thinks you're getting paid nothing for it no one cares everyone thinks you're weird parents stop it that's my biggest one with the egg oh that was really crazy and they're so i can't like honestly those kids should be taken away like
Starting point is 01:33:55 that's actually insane that's actually like abused it is like you're really embarrassing your child for like some views like you're insane you're actually insane all right take it away no wait first of all you sent it to me first of all you sent it on twitter you said you tweeted it to me or like sent it in a message you two are the only one who direct messaged me on twitter it's either oscar or moses sending me something i like it um but you sent it to me what was it like it had something to do with jojo wasn't there like a jojo tie-in or no oh yes because she did it was like something about her dance too because her dance like the access hollywood stage okay so maybe that's what it was it's like jojo at the olympics or something so i was first off i just thought it was like fake anyways first of all okay so there's really
Starting point is 01:34:37 a breakdancing category at the olympics well first time it's the first time they have breakdance category and how are they judging and it might also be the last time why people didn't like it first of all it's kind of slay i mean i like it yeah this is you know it's one of those things like the olympics went viral for something they don't want to be viral for you know which is the australian dancers so it's kind of weird why don't they want to be viral for it because it was kind of like silly and fun and light-hearted it kind of like broke up the mood of the weekend you know know what I mean? Like every time I think about it, it makes me laugh, but that's all that matters. Really? She,
Starting point is 01:35:08 she didn't even get points. They gave her zero points. The Australian dancer. Wait, what do you mean? They said gave her zeros across the board. Yeah. They gave her zero points.
Starting point is 01:35:18 And they said that the Olympic committee called her to check on her mental health. How did she even get there though? because she, well, in Australia, she was the best one. Poor Australia. Now, aside of that, she has a PhD in breakdancing. She teaches college classes on it.
Starting point is 01:35:37 So this is like the modern day. You remember, I think her name is Dina. You remember the original teacher? You know, okay, this is how you break dance. What? Don't you remember her? I don't know Dina! I don't know her!
Starting point is 01:35:55 He looks at you like you don't know. He knows I don't know. Guys, everyone knows this. You want to turn your feet out? Okay. Look, I want to tell you another thing. You know this your feet out? Okay. Look, I wanna tell you another thing that makes you... You know this one. What?
Starting point is 01:36:10 Oh my god. How did you not know? Okay. Is this Dina? Dina? Okay, this is not hip-hop. This is hip-hop. Okay, we've got to Dina.
Starting point is 01:36:27 So you're saying she's like... This is history. This is our modern day... Your timeline. Like, what is on your For You page? Well, I saved a few things for today. Oh my God, I love it. Did you? I love...
Starting point is 01:36:39 Okay, that's actually so cute. I didn't know this meant that much to you, truly. I wouldn't have made fun of you. I thought that was just a random thing you sent me. I love that you love this and it brings you joy. That makes me't have made fun of you. I thought that was just a random thing you sent me. I love that you love this, and it brings you joy. That makes me so happy. Okay. So anyway, so that was the best answer.
Starting point is 01:36:50 But I'm so confused. So there's an actual category where people were good. She gets all zeros. She gets all zeros, but all the fame. Japan won number one. Yeah, you don't hear about anyone else. That's very true. I think that, too.
Starting point is 01:37:03 It's like sometimes the notoriety is all that matters and if you have a passion for it, like who cares? I love that. That gives me hope because I truly think I could sing at the Olympics one day. You know what I mean?
Starting point is 01:37:10 Like I could also sing the Star Spangled Banner because it's like maybe I'm not the greatest but if you have passion, who said that? Remember recently I said some celebrity said that.
Starting point is 01:37:16 Someone told, Ben Platt told you that about singing. Oh no, Ben Platt, Noah, Noah Gallivan. That's right. Noah Gallivan told me. I was like, you know,
Starting point is 01:37:24 I wish I could be like you guys and be a good singer. I just can't sing and they're like, it's all about the passion and I Noah, Noah, Noah Gallivan told me. I was like, you know, I wish I could be like you guys and be a good singer. I just can't sing. And they're like, it's all about the passion. And I'm like, it's tea. It is. If you have the passion, that's where it's at. So it does give me hope that I too could be on Broadway or sing the Star Spangled Banner.
Starting point is 01:37:34 I love that she made it there. I do, honestly. Like that is, that's kind of tea, right? It's like when I used to work at the strip club. I had auditioned at all the fancy ones. Like Experiment Rhino. I went to Vegas. I went here in LA.
Starting point is 01:37:43 None of them would hire me because the girl were like perfect tens with skinny bodies and big fake boobs. I didn't have fake boobs back then. So then I go to the ones that are like a one star rated strip club. And guess what? I was the best looking one there and I made the most tips. And sometimes it's all about being the biggest fish in a little pond. Do you know what I mean?
Starting point is 01:37:57 Like just stay in your little pond and be the big fish. You know what I mean? And she was in Australia. She was the big fish. Which made her get to the Olympics. Which is like that's the story. It's like tortoise in the hair it's like she finally didn't make it and i think that too i'm like where could i i don't know what my equivalent of that is like broadway equivalent like if i can i guess i could go to broadway if i like won a competition here
Starting point is 01:38:16 in this room or something right like who is the best performer of us maybe i'd win i don't know maybe oscar could win but i don't know. Maybe Oscar could win. I don't know. Moses' breakdancing was pretty good. In breakdancing, I will win. We should do a breakdancing competition. That would be wild. It would get me very much like Jamie Kennedy, Malibu's Most Wanted. That would be kind of funny. Yeah, I admire someone. The fact that she made the Olympics, that's what's crazy, though. Because it's like, does every country need someone to be in the Olympics?
Starting point is 01:38:43 Why could they just have said nobody? I understand that. Rather than, like, humiliate her. Obviously. Did she say anything? She's fine. She's fine. She's chilling.
Starting point is 01:38:51 I'm sure she's okay. I mean, they're still checking, you know. She said, yeah. I think she did say, talk to ESPN. She said, also for the lore, too. I learned that. I did research a little bit about this, too. I love it.
Starting point is 01:39:03 This is kind of camp. But, like, her whole thing too she wanted to be like she when she was practicing in Australia she was like the only woman in the room
Starting point is 01:39:10 so she's like I want to dedicate myself to this for like women you know like she wants to represent for the B girls not just the B men okay
Starting point is 01:39:18 B boys I think yeah she was the only girl in the whole Olympics not in the Olympics but when she was like learning it when she was training where she was training oh maybe she was a pick me where she's
Starting point is 01:39:28 like i'm gonna be with all the boys her boyfriend or husband he's he got trained to it oh okay that's cute i like that that's sweet yeah uh but anyway she said after she lost um she said i was never gonna beat these girls on what they do best their power moves what i bring is creativity and artistry sometimes it speaks to the judges and sometimes it doesn't i do my thing and it represents art that's what it's about i kind of live for that period because she did her dance was like modern dance meets break dance yeah and she made her own like because she's from australia there was like a kangaroo move oh slay i love that thing every country should have their own like one move that represents their country
Starting point is 01:40:05 I love it what if it are should be like eating or something like yeah do they have eating in the Olympics no but they should
Starting point is 01:40:11 I want to go on an eating competition not where you like eat the fastest like where they like slide the hot dogs down the throat I don't like that one
Starting point is 01:40:16 because I can never win but I just think they should do like who's the most aesthetically pleasing eater you know what I mean like who looks the best doing it
Starting point is 01:40:22 you know I feel like I could slay so hard my spaghetti one the bolognese has a million views on TikTok and it's just me eating some spaghetti. Not fast, not a grotesque amount, just eating it and people really liked it. So I think they should have a competition for that. That'd be crazy. That'd be so cool. An eating show.
Starting point is 01:40:36 I wonder why they don't have it in the Olympics. They have everything else. I know, you might as well throw that in there. That'd be so cool. Well, I'm so happy for her, honestly. Like you said, no one's talking about any of the other break dancers in the Olympics so sometimes that's the tea right there
Starting point is 01:40:47 and I'm sure back in Australia she's gonna be a hometown hero like everyone's like even though she didn't she got a zero and she was in last place like she's a legend back home oh she's gonna be the star
Starting point is 01:40:56 of the Matthews commercial she'll get like all the like appearances she'll get the public appearance money like she's gonna be a shot for life I mean the fact that you're
Starting point is 01:41:03 like an Olympic athlete is kind of everything. That's insane. That's true. It's on the resume, Olympic athlete. God, I wish I could be. That would be so fun to be in the Olympics. I think our time will be 2028
Starting point is 01:41:13 when they're in LA. I feel like we'll have something. We'll have a shot at something. I'm going to be 40. They better not cancel the breakdance now if they're coming to LA. That's true. We should definitely have competition here.
Starting point is 01:41:23 The competition would be stiff though. I don't think we could compete in the breakdancing here in LA. I don't know. Do people breakdance anymore? I don't to LA. That's true. We definitely have competition here. The competition would be stiff though. I don't think we could compete in the breakdancing here in LA. I don't know. Do people breakdance anymore? I don't even know. I don't know either. I don't really see.
Starting point is 01:41:30 I feel like it's like the in 80s thing. But shout out to the break. Actually, you know who did? Alison Marie Stoner. She was a breakdancer. Oh my God. She could compete.
Starting point is 01:41:38 Alison Stoner needs to be at the Olympics. USA all the way for her for sure. I wonder if she still does. She was so good. She was really good. I remember the day being so jealous she was in the Miss Yell at video and I was like damn
Starting point is 01:41:47 she was she's late I love her we came in third place in the break dancing really who was our break dancer do we know I think Victor shout out Victor love Victor I like that news that was a good hot topic honestly that was it made my day
Starting point is 01:42:03 it made me happy and I love like the fact that she made that was everything. And the fact that you get all zeros also kind of slayed. That's like iconic. Because who else has done that? I don't know if anyone has. Maybe, but I don't know. I don't think ever. That's cool.
Starting point is 01:42:16 In any category. I love it. I would love to be the only person to do something in the world. I think that's actually everything. That is so Judge Trish Cohen. Oh, for sure. When it's so bad that it gets good. Yes.
Starting point is 01:42:27 I feel like that was definitely me with like my speed talking era. I like definitely just was like mumbling, slurring my like words together. But people were like, she's the fastest talker. But I never got an award or no one ever like solidified me. They're just like, she's a fast talker. And I was like, I kind of scammed everybody because like I wasn't. You know what I mean? Like I remember the Guinness World Record show when they put me on the press tour.
Starting point is 01:42:43 And they're like, is she going to win? And it's like, I didn't. So why what I mean? Like, I remember the Guinness World Record show when they put me on the press tour. And they're like, is she going to win? And it's like, I didn't. So why am I on this tour? Like, I was representing Guinness, even though I'm not in the book, you know? But I would love to try it again. That's kind of like America's Got Talent. They always have, like, Guinness World Record, like, officials come to, like, you know, clock their performance.
Starting point is 01:42:58 And then they always, like. They never get it. They, like, fail so hard. Like, one person just kept knocking things over. I was just like, did you even practice? Like, they look so bad. I guess. I don't know. America's Got Talent loves that. They love to humiliate people knocking things over. I was just like, did you even practice? Like they look so bad. I guess. I don't know.
Starting point is 01:43:06 America's Got Talent loves that. They love to humiliate people, I guess. But that was me too. I think it was Chapel Roan said that she auditioned in 2012 for America's Got Talent. Really? And they didn't pick her. But also that was the year I was on America's Got Talent. So we could have been on the same season.
Starting point is 01:43:20 That is crazy. Yeah. Isn't it crazy? That crossover would have been insane. Insane. I know. That would have been wild if we were on the same season. It's crazy. Yeah. Isn't it crazy? That crossover would have been insane. Insane. I know. That would have been wild if we were on the same season. But I don't know if she just like didn't get picked for their show which is like crazy. Which always
Starting point is 01:43:31 goes to show don't take rejection. You know what I mean? Because people like reject people all the time and they become. I think it was like oh god who else? Star Search. I don't think Britney Spears won. Oh yeah. Mickey Mouse Club. They didn't pick Jessica Simpson. She kind of became an icon. Elvis, he didn't get to be in his high school choir.
Starting point is 01:43:47 They said he couldn't sing. So never gave up, you know? Jennifer Hudson lost to American Idol. And I think she's probably one of the most successful American Idol people. Literally. She got like fourth, too. And I was like, America, are you okay? And I think she's an EGOT, right?
Starting point is 01:43:59 Yeah. Isn't she EGOT? Yeah. Yeah. It does seem like she would. Yeah, I think she is. I think she is. Which is like so rare. Yeah. Yeah, which is like not even Lin-Manuel got that. So she EGOT? Yeah. Yeah. It does seem like she would. Yeah, I think she is. I think she is. Which is like so rare.
Starting point is 01:44:06 Yeah. Yeah, which is like not even Lin-Manuel got that. So she's slaying all day. I love Jennifer Hudson. I do like her show. Is her show still on? Yeah. And I think it does really, really well in the ratings too, like as far as the talk shows.
Starting point is 01:44:16 I love it. I'd like to be on her show. Losing is the new winning, as RuPaul says. I love that. Why did he say that? He has a song. Winning is the new. Oh, wait. Losing is the new winning. I love that. That's so say that? He has a song. Winning is the new. Oh, wait.
Starting point is 01:44:25 Losing is the new winning. I love that. That's so true. They perform it in Vegas. Ah, because Trixie Mattel, too, flopped. And now she's like the biggest drag queen. But then she won All-Star, so it kind of canceled it again. Why?
Starting point is 01:44:36 I would have stuck with that. I love being like the loser that rides to the top. You know what I mean? Because I lost in Who Wants to Be a Superhero? But once I see me in Deadpool, damn, she won. Yes. Losing is the new winning. That that would be so cool I do love that yeah I never actually anytime I've lost I've actually never been sad or disappointed because I'm like I never thought I could win being the best at something like that's crazy to me like to be like you actually are superior in this like never any
Starting point is 01:45:01 other Olympic news while we're I thought olympic news but maybe i'm kind of glad that it's over i think it was it goes on for a really long time um like was it two weeks or three weeks two weeks i seem like it was only two weeks it feels longer but i don't know i'm kind of glad it's over it's hard to keep up because it's just on all day so it's like you just wake up to so many updates you're like i don't know how to that's why i like to talk they give me the highlights the best of what I miss. I know. I wanted to end,
Starting point is 01:45:26 I'm glad it's over because America's Got Talent took a two week break while it was gone. And it was so annoying. They're like, we'll be back after the Olympics. I'm like,
Starting point is 01:45:32 why can't you just air at the same time? Like it takes an hour of the day. It doesn't take like, it was such a weird thing and I do love America's Got Talent. The closing ceremony was as controversial
Starting point is 01:45:40 as the opening one. What was the closing ceremony? I didn't even see that. Tom Cruise. Tom Cruise? Yeah, he. What? Oh, I didn't see. What was the closing ceremony? I didn't even see that. Tom Cruise? Yeah. Tom Cruise? Yeah. What? Oh, I didn't see.
Starting point is 01:45:47 What? Yeah, he jumped off a building. It was like the handoff to like Paris to LA. So like Billie Eilish performed. It was like a lot of
Starting point is 01:45:55 like LA things. Snoop Dogg performed. Snoop Dogg's very LA. And then Tom Cruise, very like Lady Gaga at the Super Bowl, you know, when she like fell, like propelled down.
Starting point is 01:46:05 Yeah, that's what he did? It's very that, yeah. And then he like went on a motorcycle, which I think he copied Lana Del Rey at Coachella because then he went on a motorcycle and then like was driving it with a flag or something. I don't know. It's also very Drew from Emergency Intercom. You're so right. And it came in the Mission Impossible way.
Starting point is 01:46:23 So I think he's like, wow, it did good for him. I'm going to do this too. also i remember emergency intercom beef because remember how i was like oh i don't know if kai who was the third coast is friends with dualipa i was right and i apologized in case i was wrong but i was actually right so i rescind my apology even though kai respond they all responded to us yes and kai was like oh no that's not me the friendship in question no i went back and found the tiktok i saw which dualipa is at a club like just you know in the wild party in the club and kai is in the background i knew i saw it somewhere you don't want to consume so much media that you forget like what are they friends or he was just
Starting point is 01:46:58 there they were like in the section together like he was like that's not confirmed i think he said that like he didn't know or he was just like in the same room as her i think people have brought up a couple videos of him like in vicinity of dualipa and i feel like it's not confirmed I think he said that like he didn't know or he was just like in the same room as her I think people have brought up a couple videos of him like in vicinity of Dua Lipa and I feel like it's not like a Harry Daniels you're in there once you know what I mean
Starting point is 01:47:10 like once okay but a couple times yeah but you know I believe him it's like Trisha so many people claim to be her friend that is true
Starting point is 01:47:18 Jojo can we clarify again like once and for all because I saw people like oh yeah she collabed with her all the time. One time.
Starting point is 01:47:26 I'm in the same ponytail. Okay. One time I went over there and it's like her parents like were homeless collab. This is the time when I'm friends with David, right? David's collabing with everyone. Jake Paul's calling me to collab. Go to Jake Paul's house. You know, Jeffree Star, whatever.
Starting point is 01:47:37 Jojo, whatever. So I was like, okay. It was like David, another person from David's group and then like me and like all stuff like that. And I said, I've said it so many times. I'm like, okay. It was like kind of like just like, okay, this is like a, she was times I'm like okay it was like kind of like just like okay this is like a she was like 15 or something like it is kind of like weird it was a collab we like ate pizza or something like that
Starting point is 01:47:50 but it's like and yeah it just was like weird you know about it but we're never that's it we never hung out after ever I've never hung out personally never chatted with her on the phone sent her text nothing and that's not like a diss at her like she's a 15 year old like that would be so weird to you know at the time it was like okay collabing with someone that's like really popular she also said I guess we found out later that I was using her to clarify wasn't using again everyone wanted to clap with me because I was friends with David at the time so wherever I went David went because I was in his vlogs a lot so which is what ended up happening with Jojo she was like in his vlog she ended up inviting this other guy that we were with to like her New Year's
Starting point is 01:48:23 Eve which I got invited to too but I was like no that's weird because like she's 15 why would i want to have new year's eve that person ended up going with her to new year's which is fine whatever do whatever but anyways it was a whole fiasco but i was never friends because people are like oh she always says about being friends i was like i just never i never was you know i guess my friendship my definition of friendship is different like if i meet someone once they're not my friend if they're on the podcast not my friend and i'm very clear about it with people on my podcast like let's hang out i'm like it's not gonna happen because because I, not only of you because I'm weird, I get anxiety, all this stuff.
Starting point is 01:48:49 But specifically if you are a young person, I'm definitely not going to befriend you. But damn. But JoJo did call me an icon. So we love her again. She did say, Trisha Paytas, you're an icon. Why are you talking about me? Because girl, you're an icon too. Icons talking about icons.
Starting point is 01:49:02 That's what we do over here. So I was kind of, I kind of loved it. Again, I didn't see the clip. This is all, I either saw it on TikTok or Oscar also told me that she you're an icon too. Icons talking about icons. That's what we do over here. So I was kind of, I kind of loved it. Again, I didn't see the clip. This is all, I either saw it on TikTok or Oscar also told me that she called me an icon and I was like, I can't live for this. So yeah. And I'm glad I didn't hear the full thing before we talked about last time. Cause I love talking about it on seriously.
Starting point is 01:49:16 I think if I heard the whole thing, I'd be more annoyed about it. But I love it. Cause like, cause the whole thing is like, like, I don't understand why she would come to me. Like, why are you going to talk about me? Blah, blah, blah. Like, you do everything you do to be talked about. So, like, obviously, if we didn't talk about you, you'd be more annoyed. Like, if you were stomping on the floor dancing and then no one talked about it, you'd be
Starting point is 01:49:38 like, damn, why is no one talking about it? Like, you want us to talk about you. So why are you saying that? We're using you. And when it's like, you want attention, we're giving you attention. It gives us something to talk about you, so why are you saying that? We're using you when it's like you want attention. We're giving you attention. It gives us something to talk about. You get talked about.
Starting point is 01:49:48 It's a mutual, like, thing, you know? Same with collabs in general. Right. And I think she's like, I don't know why she doesn't like me. Or what did she say? She has a reason she doesn't like me or something. And I feel like I made that always very clear. I feel like I definitely don't dislike JoJo at all.
Starting point is 01:50:01 I've always been team JoJo. Like, I do think you got like emotionally or verbally abused as a child on Dance Moms. I do think it's weird when you defend people and say it's all lies when it's clearly not. Like that's it.
Starting point is 01:50:10 Like that's it. That was all, that's my issue. Everything else is like whatever. We all, I always said your song was a slay. I always said everything. Still love JoJo.
Starting point is 01:50:16 I still stand by it. Thank you for calling me an icon. I love it. I hate that she thinks she's like so angry at me and I feel bad for her. I truly feel bad because I said this to you
Starting point is 01:50:24 at the Erewhon parking lot. I was like, like ah i kind of feel bad because i do understand like if because she said something right like my 14 year old like self would be so sad that she's on my list and it's like i get it right because if you're which i say this with so much humility like if you were a fan which is like so cool so iconic it's like that does suck then to have you think someone doesn't like you so she's definitely not hearing what i'm saying so i just like to reiterate it again it's like you defending colleen saying definitely not hearing what I'm saying. So I just like to reiterate it again. It's like you defending Colleen saying everybody's lying about her when it's clearly not. She clearly said she sent nudes of me unsolicited to someone because she was a coward.
Starting point is 01:50:52 It's out there. It's proof. She emailed me like, and then you say everyone's lying. That like hurts people, victims. You know what I mean? So it's like that sucks. And I reiterate that because again, I think she's missing the point or she doesn't comprehend why people were upset with her for that. So that's why we just got to reiterate it. But girl, I love you. I think you're an icon. I think she's missing the point or she doesn't comprehend why people were upset with her for that so that's why we just gotta reiterate it but girl I love you I think you're
Starting point is 01:51:07 an icon I think you're great and we love lesbians we love all lesbians yes oh my god I can't wait for my Rosie O'Donnell cosplay I got one coming oh it's good and it's not the Rosie you think it's a cool Rosie and I cannot wait for it I got the t-shirt coming like Rosie was kind of just trish coated. Although a little bit mean to like the girl. Mariah Carey was on and she did call her like a – she said she had a trampy outfit on. I was like, okay, girl. Like a little wild.
Starting point is 01:51:34 But it was the 90s and you know. But yeah, I love her. I love, love, love her. And the offer still stands. Rainbow Birkin for you to sit here. And by the way, no one gets an edit. I don't get an edit. You don't get an edit.
Starting point is 01:51:44 Like we just put it up raw. We can piece the pieces together. What's that called? called splitting them like conjoining them whatever that is but other than that raw I just want a raw real conversation and I don't think that's bad I think she would like appreciate it she says you know she's all those interviews like the Howie Mandel one like nobody re-watched that for sure was like make an edit she does not care about an edit but i feel like she should maybe but i love her and i would never ever and yeah like i again i think collabs too were never like a user thing i think everyone used for the audience but to say i used you i was like okay i was friends with david who was uh quite popular at the time and so was it's like a mutual it's
Starting point is 01:52:20 like a business exchange i'm like not just like just like all collabs in general like people collab with people who I don't know they're not friends in like day to day life but it's like a colleague kind of thing
Starting point is 01:52:32 you know totally that's pretty obvious to most people but I guess she was young so maybe she thought it was more
Starting point is 01:52:38 you know maybe and I think like using someone is just like constantly like it's like oh they're always in your thumbnail
Starting point is 01:52:43 they're always this but then you're not friends with them you're not this or whatever or you're a full grown adult like just befriending a child because you know it's going to benefit you and help sell tickets. I love JoJo. I'm going to say that over and over again. I truly love JoJo Siwa. I've always said bye to you. I always
Starting point is 01:52:58 think you're cool and I think just as like an older sister figure I just like to point out when you know things you don't realize. I like when people point out things I don't realize. And maybe Jo point out when you know things you don't realize I like when people point out things I don't realize and maybe Jojo
Starting point is 01:53:07 you can point out things I don't realize you haven't yet but when you do I will listen for sure you know and we love her and you are an icon girl
Starting point is 01:53:15 why do you care what I say I always say that that's why I say she's like low key I think a fan because I've always said that like about Rachel Zegler I'm like you're Rachel Zegler
Starting point is 01:53:21 like why do you care what I have to say but also tea clock it love Rachel Zegler dream guest she's a dream guest for sure Like, why do you care what I have to say? But also, tea, clock it. Love Rachel Zegler. Dream guest. She's a dream guest for sure.
Starting point is 01:53:27 Yes. We love her. Did you DM her? I did. Oh, yeah. I have not. She has not seen it or checked it. We love her, though.
Starting point is 01:53:35 I did DM her. Who else did I DM? Did I DM someone else? Barbie? Yes, Barbie. Barbie Ferrer. Barbie Ferrer. I love her so much. But I think she's, like, working on a project.
Starting point is 01:53:41 She's slayed. She gets so much, like, engagement. Engagement. So much engagement. The reason I say that is because, like, if someone has low engagement, I'm like, like working on a project. She's slayed. She gets so much like engagement. So much engagement. The reason I say that is because if someone has low engagement I'm like maybe they can come on
Starting point is 01:53:49 but when I see a donkey I'm like oh there's no chance she's going to want to come on but I love her so much too. So love it. Love all of it. JoJo. I think JoJo could be
Starting point is 01:53:58 a Disney princess and I think that would be such a slay for sure. It's like they haven't had like a Disney princess. You know what I mean? Like JoJo. I just think she's so outgoing so just i don't know iconic well she would have to play a character no or was it a disney princess but she would be like tangled or something
Starting point is 01:54:16 i thought you meant like they were gonna make a disney a jojo disney princess that would slay. That would slay. And then she is so lesbian. You know what I mean? That would be the first lesbian Disney princess. I think that would be iconic. No, but I say that in the sense that she loves to be the first lesbian dancer on Dancing with the Stars. You know, as far as like dancing with the same sex partner.
Starting point is 01:54:37 The first lesbian singer. Yeah. Lesbian pop star. Gay pop icon. She's the first gay icon. In my eyes, you are. You are my first gay pop icon. I love you, JoJo. And I think that gay pop icon. I love you, JoJo.
Starting point is 01:54:45 And I think that'd be great. I love her. I do. I have a soft spot for her. And that's why I just want to hit home the points that I wanted to make. I'll never be, like, a friend because, you know, obviously our age difference. But I can always be a confidant in a non-manipulative way. I still love the fact that you're banned from the JoJo Siwa Now podcast.
Starting point is 01:55:06 Maybe I'll be unbanned. I can't find any place to listen to it or watch it. I can't find the video of it. But I released the video. I want to see. I want to see it. And then maybe I'll watch it because I can't find it. I was like looking and I can't find it.
Starting point is 01:55:19 I love someone who does a podcast for 20 minutes because honestly, the minimal effort with the most money. You know she's getting banged for that buck for sure you know what i mean i love it i love people we talk about this too when they do the i think it was david dobrik with his podcast it would be like 40 minutes like the absolute minimum you could do and it was just like pieces like like five minute stories placed together i was like love that it's kind of everything uh no mr beast scared of mr beast by the way, everybody. We're scared.
Starting point is 01:55:46 I officially withdrawn my hat. Yeah, we've withdrawn from the Mr. Beast coverage because he is scary. He's an RPI. We're not like too coward. Like, I don't know. It takes boldness and bravery to admit that. And I at least admire us for admitting that we are afraid of Mr. Beast. We're afraid of you.
Starting point is 01:56:02 We love the chocolate. T, we do love the chocolate. Like, genuinely love the chocolate. Keep us on the Feastables, or Moses, actually, on the Feastables PR list. Was he the one that got you? Yes, and this takes him.
Starting point is 01:56:11 Oh, okay. Love that. Yeah. Everything else, I'm scared. But more power to the people who have truth, want to speak it. I don't know what the truth is, but whatever your truth is.
Starting point is 01:56:18 I just see too many hell, and there's so much to consume, and we're just, like, not journalists at the end of the day, and I just can't, like, I can't get all of it together. All the angles, all the sizes of stories. I don't think our audience is that into it.
Starting point is 01:56:30 It doesn't do well. It's oversaturated. Every time I open something, there's a new thing that happened. Yeah, that's true. If they're, yeah. I don't think, yeah. We put them in the thumbnail a couple times. People don't care.
Starting point is 01:56:40 They want Brittany Broski. They want Tana Mongeau. We know our audience. They want Ray Gunn. Ray Gunn is in this. Put that. That'll be our next edit podcast. Actually, that's what we need to do.
Starting point is 01:56:51 You should have a Hot Topics in for our patrons. All Moses. Didn't you do that one time with the thumbnail? Oh, yeah. Moses's Topics. Yeah, that's cute. We need that again. I like it.
Starting point is 01:56:57 You could do that with all your water. Which he truly does love water. Because I remember we were talking about it on our walk and he was like, yeah, I really like water. I was like right because I was like why do you always have to harp on him
Starting point is 01:57:09 for being water pool or something like that and I was like oh my god like I wasn't saying it in a mean way I was saying it as like no you have to be with something else besides water
Starting point is 01:57:14 but you know what that's your brand and we're going to stick to it for sure you can be water pool all day long I'm just pool pool pool pool is a good one
Starting point is 01:57:22 I like it why is this light blocking you today because your chair was like in the middle for the two Coolpool. Coolpool is a good one. I like it. Why is this light blocking you today? Because your chair was like in the middle. Oh, for the two. We're waiting for the guests. Like everything shifted a bit. Damn.
Starting point is 01:57:35 In my heart of hearts, I kind of was like, this is not going to happen. But I still prepped in case. Yeah, you kind of have to, right? Yeah. It's better to be over prepared than under prepared. Definitely. It's like if you're going on a date, right? And you like don't want to eat a lot of food. You clean out all the holes holes and you're just like,
Starting point is 01:57:46 damn, it didn't show up. And you're like, I really starved myself for this. You know what I mean? They're probably having lunch right now themselves. Okay, you're right. They still could be on their way. They're one right now. I'm so sad they never even replied back to me. That's the best part.
Starting point is 01:58:03 There's seven people on our group chat. I know. Who's responding? Well, that's the problem. There's so many. Everyone thinks somebody else is going to. Who's going to tell her? No, you tell her.
Starting point is 01:58:15 I know. I'm going to text them. I'm going to be like, hey, so who was it? I just want to know. Like, that's all I really want to know. Oh, my God. That's so funny. Like, is it someone big, you know, or I don't know.
Starting point is 01:58:24 I want to know. Well, you can tell them also we're filming another one this week so he's leaving on wednesday for a new one tomorrow yeah yeah i would for sure 100 the babies will have to stay in here but that's fine we can bring them down uh speaking of babies um i've had it ladies had a good take i love i've had it ladies now i've come full circle with them i love them yeah they're everything it's like rachel zegler and the i've had it ladies it's been a 180 at 180 i've had ladies are kind of my everything now i want to go on their podcast i think they had zane and heath
Starting point is 01:58:52 on them their show no way yeah i want to say they did kamala harris and then zane and he did kamala harris yeah it was when she during her vice presidency i think it wasn't like during the presidency run but like yeah that Kamala Harris oh my god geez are they who are they are they connected I think they're just really popular oh my god really I had no I good for them I love it and again I love like again and I don't mean this in a shady way like I do love seeing like older women just like be so fierce because it's like obviously god willing I become an older woman and it's like I love to see it like I love like looking at Jane Fonda i love looking at people that like are just killing it
Starting point is 01:59:27 and they kill it and i love that they're like podcasters and i'm sure they're like a little older than me and i just like absolutely love that so i love them now and they were talking about babies people who post their babies with the emoji over their faces i saw that clip oh my god we talked about this before i think we talked about people doing this it is and i love and they had such a good you know what they're too real i think that's why i didn't like them at first they were too real for me. I didn't want to hear what they had to say. I was like, no, I don't want
Starting point is 01:59:50 a mirror held to my face. But I agree with this one and I've never put an emoji over my baby's face because like they kind of said, the sentiment in all the comments is like, why do you have to post it? Like just don't post your kid if you don't want their face to be seen. Is there an argument? Let's say we're in the high school debate team and you have to take the side of the
Starting point is 02:00:06 baby emoji. What is your argument that. I don't know. I. Maybe because like obviously. I actually. I really don't know. I'm open to hearing the other side for sure.
Starting point is 02:00:16 I want to know. I need to know. Yeah. I'm open to hearing the other side. I've also thought similar. I was like. Because if you cover the baby. So you just want people to know you have a
Starting point is 02:00:25 baby, but then you cover the, can you just say, I don't know. I don't get it. I don't either. I don't get it, but I'm open to hearing about it. Same. Leave it in the comments. Because I think like, yeah, so then you're just saying, okay, yeah, I guess to show I'm spending time with my kid.
Starting point is 02:00:38 But I was like, but why do you care? You know what I mean? Or it's also like you're just covering the face. So then you're just showing like their body which is also i feel like an invasion if the whole thing right is like they think it's an invasion of privacy or the child can't consent so you're also showing like their body out there and not like obviously in a sexual way but just like putting you know them out there so it's kind of like an odd thing to me and then i think the emojis just make it a little bit more um like it's my it's like that smiley horror film that's what it makes me think about it looks like
Starting point is 02:01:06 something part of a horror film yeah it does look a little bit like a missing child or something like that you know what i mean like it looks like why are you hiding this like you know someone were to like abduct a child and then they put that over because they don't want someone like very i don't know i think unless you're like literally michael jackson but even when michael jackson did it with his kids and put masks over their face in public people still thought it was weird but i guess it's michael jackson he's thinking like he doesn't want people to like kidnap his kids or something like that but it's also like and granted he has to go in public with his kids so I guess I could understand that but you don't have to post your child on social media
Starting point is 02:01:33 so that's what's kind of weird to me and I see it all the time I see it a lot too and it's like yeah I don't know like I don't know my my sister-in-law is pretty good about it like my brother and my sister-in-law like she good about it like my brother and my sister-in-law like she because she doesn't like posting her kids either but she just doesn't post yeah she doesn't do the emoji thing that's how I feel because even like as they get older you know I do sometimes like maybe I don't want to I don't know you just get yeah I kind of think like maybe I don't want to post them that much I don't know you go back and forth but then yeah you just don't want to post them that much. I don't know. You go back and forth. But then, yeah, you just don't post. Yeah. So. I don't know. I've never understood it. Because it's like, like you said, I just want to show they're spending time with their baby.
Starting point is 02:02:11 But it's not like you have to prove that. Yeah. No one's like wondering. Or if you're just like really, I don't know. Maybe they're just really excited. But also like don't want to post their baby. But they want to share how excited they are. I don't know.
Starting point is 02:02:24 I don't. I think that that point is get off. Don't post anything. Because it is one of those things. It how excited they are I don't know I don't I think that that point is get off don't post anything because it is one of those things it's kind of I don't know but I love their take on it
Starting point is 02:02:30 I thought I thought it was good kudos to them because I would never have the balls to be like I can't stand if you do this you know
Starting point is 02:02:36 I'd be scared I'd be like I don't want to say that same I love when people say stuff with conviction because I'm too scared to anymore
Starting point is 02:02:41 I used to say everything in my full chest and it got you. The one day you were channeling the I've had it ladies was when you, yeah,
Starting point is 02:02:49 that was the last time. I was like, stop, this is too much. Why are you so aggressive? You're so mean about everything. I was like, you're right,
Starting point is 02:02:54 stop. I don't know. I'm a fence rider, proudly. I like to go on both sides. Everyone's like, I hate when people take both sides.
Starting point is 02:03:00 Always both sides. Like, I see both sides, love both sides. I think it's good to be able to see both sides. There's some things where I'm like a firm stance yeah and like i feel like i'll
Starting point is 02:03:08 say it but the when i feel it but a lot of the things especially like i am not a parent so it's hard for me to be like why do you do you know what i mean it's like well once i get there i'll have like the experience you know what i mean until i have that like experience personal experience with it i feel like i have a hard stance i don't understand that because most people who do it too are very much like, keep your kids offline. Okay, so don't post your kids online. You know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 02:03:29 The shaming thing is so odd to me because then I think of like, okay, child actors, baby actors. I was thinking about this. Yeah. It'll lead into, it ends with us,
Starting point is 02:03:37 but there's like baby actors in it, like newborn actors. And I'm like, how does this happen? I don't think that. No one has a problem with these baby actors. I feel like this is worse than like people
Starting point is 02:03:46 posting their babies because at least it's their own babies right but the baby actors are just like they can't consent to acting
Starting point is 02:03:52 and it ends with us you know wait you're so right because is she holding is it a real baby she's holding I think so it's not like Twilight
Starting point is 02:03:58 with like the CGI baby it was like they're real babies and like real like newborns in there oh my god that is weird too I always think about that too when you see even if there are a few months or whatever like that
Starting point is 02:04:07 because usually when they come out they look like a three-month-old baby or something like that but even three months is crazy because we have a two-month-old baby i couldn't imagine just being like here like acting the scene with blake lively and have them cry about like one day you get abused or something like it's like so crazy it's like and then this child is there feeling like some sort of like um a trauma dump on them because the actress is crying and stuff. That's a lot, I feel, for even a baby to feel. I don't know.
Starting point is 02:04:29 I wouldn't want a person holding my baby sobbing. Yeah, that's what I was thinking the whole time. I was like, wait, why does some people get so upset that people just share their family or whatever? But I feel like this is a little bit crazier. And no one ever says anything like, oh, ban infant actors. But I'm like isn't this more of a
Starting point is 02:04:46 pressing issue than yeah they could get those real looking baby dolls and stuff yeah I mean maybe it would maybe they did it in post but it looked like a real baby
Starting point is 02:04:53 to me all the little babies yeah sometimes the inserts are like the real babies yeah it is interesting um that's a good yeah that is good
Starting point is 02:05:00 I know people get so mad about people posting their own baby it is a weird thing the internet in general is a weird thing to navigate but like I don't know.
Starting point is 02:05:06 The emoji things are crazy. So I like that. I've had it, ladies. I love you. I would love to be on your podcast. I know I'm not Kamala Harris or Zaina Heath. But I like you. And I was a former hater because I couldn't take the realness.
Starting point is 02:05:15 You were too real for me. And I mean that. I think I was so scared. I love that you could admit it. I'm in my self-aware era. That's for sure. And thanks to you, I feel like I can, like, the misogyny, all this stuff, I was like, the internal misogyny, I was like, you know what, I can feel it too.
Starting point is 02:05:30 Because I even said that at Air One when I said when we deciphered that it was a he coming, I'm like, low-key excited though, because, granted, a lot of the ones I have are obsessed with are gay, but it's still exciting to me, you know what I mean? I was like, yes, but I love the girlies too. If Rachel Zegler came on, I'd be just as excited. I'd be, like, so happy. I think Rachel Zegler is my dream guest.
Starting point is 02:05:46 Like even at ET because when they asked me who did you get most excited about, I was like, I think Rachel Zegler. Really? I really do think. I would too. Her like big, beautiful brown eyes. The way that she looks at people. Like every time she does an interview, she goes like, like she just has the big brown
Starting point is 02:06:00 eyes and she has like a sweet smile. And she looks like a freaking, like a doe, like a deer. Gorge. And I'm like, oh my God. I know. I love her. I just, I love her. And the way she talks is so sweet.
Starting point is 02:06:09 I DM her all the time. I'm just like, I'm like you with the weekend. I'm like, one day she'll see it. One day. One day. Thank you for the support. Praying emoji. I would live for that.
Starting point is 02:06:18 I would cry if Rachel's like, whatever, DNC, I love her. There are so many female girls I love. Addison, Rachel, like there's so many that I would love to have on the podcast. So one day. We'll get there. Yeah. I believe. I believe.
Starting point is 02:06:29 Yeah, that'd be amazing. Should we get into it? It ends with us. Sure. Because I've been so excited. I literally. Okay, first of all, I had to see the movie twice because the first time I fell asleep. Me and my boyfriend actually fell asleep the first time.
Starting point is 02:06:40 You fell asleep twice? Well, I fell asleep really early on and I was like so upset. I was like, I have to see this for work so I had to go back and see it. I tried to see it Saturday, fell asleep, went back Sunday
Starting point is 02:06:50 to go see it because also my boyfriend would only go if I bought him a drink because he really didn't want to see it. Oh. Anyway, he got too drunk,
Starting point is 02:06:57 he fell asleep and then I fell asleep because it's staying up past, it's a two hour plus movie. Oh, why is it so long? That's a good question. Does it need to good question it really does not need to be what was your thoughts um i went in very uh like ready to be a hater i didn't hate
Starting point is 02:07:13 it surprisingly um but the the drama that it ends with this drama like has me in the chokehold because i am obsessed with it of all like the conspiracy theories behind the scenes yeah i thought it was i was captivated. I was on both, I was on all the sides. I was like, oh, I'm on their side, I'm on this side. Oh, yeah, this and that. Before, because I think a lot of people didn't know what the movie was about because, obviously, the way it's promoted, all this stuff like that.
Starting point is 02:07:33 Like, you just don't know. Okay, first and foremost, like, okay, again, this is not me being a hater. I truly just want to know, like, why, we talked about this with Jenna Ortega, that movie about the teacher. It's, like, why those films are made. Like, why is a film like this being made. That's why. Colleen Hoover is like very very very controversial.
Starting point is 02:07:51 Like you either love her or hate her. Like there is no in between. Like there's a one star review. Or a five star review on all her books. Oh interesting. Because thematically they're all like very similar to this. It's like a woman going through trauma. And a man who is just a menace.
Starting point is 02:08:06 And like all her books. it ends with us surprisingly maybe the most like woke-ish i guess because it at least like tackles the abuse theme a little bit better and this one in particular colleen hoover said is inspired by like her uh mom and there's like a love letter to her mom so it's like a little bit of autobiographical yeah so at least this one there's some like real life experience in the writing and stuff but romanticizes exactly that's the big yeah again this one out of all her books i think tacos are the best because it at least has some like you know resolution slight spoilers by the way nothing crazy but there is slight spoilers for the colleen hoover universe literature universe whatever um but yeah there's other books that really really really romanticize it like too much this one she at least like stands up for herself
Starting point is 02:08:56 um eventually but in the movie or book both yeah so but there's other ones. The only Colin Hoover book I've started to read was called November 9th. And in that one, that one is crazy. I don't think that one could ever be a movie because it's about a girl who is like a scarred from, like she's a burn victim. So she is scarred. Spoilers for November 9th because this one is crazy. Oh my gosh. She is scarred.
Starting point is 02:09:21 So like she's insecure and covers her scars. And then this man who is a menace and like really misogynistic like why is she so covered up like she needs to show her cleavage like i need to see more she leaves everything to the imagination she dresses like a nun um and turns out he is the one who burned her because he set her house on fire and they still stay together yeah he knew the secret he finally tells her at the end isn't that crazy wait so he knows why did he burn her house down because his uh his mom was dating her dad and then the mom killed herself because something happened with the relationship or whatever i forget what happened and then he falls in love with the girl that was the burn yes oh my god yeah so it's all like and
Starting point is 02:10:02 colleen hoover is a woman or a man colleen hoover is a woman from texas um weird like weird because you know you always say like oh this is the kind of man written by a woman you know what i mean which is like means they're like they're so perfect they don't exist sort of thing yeah hers are all like menaces who are like romanticized and like there's passages in the book that talk about like uh like oh i wanted to shove her into the concrete because uh i didn't want to see her go it was like so aggressive and like why and then there's also so weird there was like a controversy like back in 2016 that's when i first found out about coley who was like 2016 she was like big in the booktube scene and then she had a big resurgence with 2020 with book talk
Starting point is 02:10:41 like during lockdown like everyone was reading her books but she there was one like scene in the book that she had to edit out in future reprints because it was like um the main girl there was like a scene where she didn't consent to like the sex and then like the guy still did it with her and then she was like romanticizing it she had to like edit it out because it was so controversial yeah so that's kind of the Colleen Hoover lore in a nutshell. So all her stuff is like thematically about this stuff. Oh my God. Because you think she could turn it, right? Like it's a real life experience, right? And obviously like trauma.
Starting point is 02:11:15 But it's like you think she could turn it into like a way that she would want it to end. You know what I mean? Like Quentin Tarantino did it with Sharon Tate. So like in Once Upon a Time in Hollywood, he let Sharon Tate like live because basically like her sister was like involved with it. And it's like, oh, how would we want this to end? You know what I mean?
Starting point is 02:11:27 So, we think you could, like, do one where, like, I don't know. It's very, like, hostile, too, where they, like, chop off the pecker at the end. You know, like, do something where it's like, oh, you. Some, yeah. Maybe both that's a little violent, but, you know. Yeah. It ends with us, I guess, like, she kind of gets that because she does end up leaving the guy. So.
Starting point is 02:11:44 But he's like like they're very calm the scene I saw by the way TikTok just basically records the whole yeah I see everything I'm like I know this movie now I've seen all the clips
Starting point is 02:11:51 and the is it the ending scene where they're in the hospital is that the end um almost the end yeah yeah it seems she's very calm and he's very calm he's like
Starting point is 02:11:58 you're right and then like is that it they just never see each other again she's like would you if a guy did this to your daughter he's like yeah tell her to leave. And then, like, yeah.
Starting point is 02:12:06 Well, there is a sequel, so. It starts with us? Yeah. Is he in it? I don't know. I never read that one. Or, like, read anything about it, honestly. Well, one thing for sure, Justin Baldoni won't be back in the sequel.
Starting point is 02:12:17 Because. He is over this movie. And they're over him. First of all, everyone unfollowing him gives such high school vibes. Because we talked about this, right? Like, I don't even unfollow people you know what i mean unless you're like really they did something so messed up but it's like i usually just mute people it's like why can't they just mute him yeah they all had to unfollow him the fact that they have never done press
Starting point is 02:12:34 together is crazy crazy not because you're together no and like because before going into it i had i didn't read it ends with us um but they they had um the other guy who plays atlas who's like you know the love triangle he's another part of it he was doing all the press like ryan reynolds interviewed him for that gag interview yes that's why i was like confused i thought justin was just the director because i saw him interviewing that guy he's like oh you play her love interest i was like yeah what so i thought going into it it would be like he has a bigger arc like he's in it more he's barely in the movie so why are they but they were like putting him and blake together him and ryan reynolds together and justin yeah everything solo it would and then like contextually it'd be like if kristen
Starting point is 02:13:16 stewart and robert pattinson never did press together for twilight right because they're like the two romantic leads for sure no it's so So weird. I do think it is weird, too, like, on that note, too, is, like, that interview was, like, so goofy, silly, or whatever like that, and how Justin, everyone is saying is, like, very serious in his interviews. Like, you know, it's not about me. It's about the women. It's about domestic violence. Like, all this stuff like that.
Starting point is 02:13:35 And then, meanwhile, you have, like, Brian Reynolds showing up with, like, Wolverine, and then also, like, interviewing the love interest and being his quirky, funny, like, hunt-relatable self. And then Blake Lively texture spraying everyone's hair. It's just, like, very odd. It's very, like, a weird, because, like, everyone says texture spraying everyone's hair it's just like very odd it's very like a weird because like everyone says online including me it's like it's very much like giving romantic comedy i had no idea what it was about you know they're all like oh lily bloom wear flowers take all your friends to wear flowers first of all don't take all your girlfriends to see this because it's very like triggering i told you this at air
Starting point is 02:14:00 one i was like this is something i definitely don't want to see even though i don't really have like history with like domestic violence or anything that like done to me or anything like that i just still feel like it's something that like maybe don't promote i was like this is something i definitely don't want to see even though i don't really have like history with like domestic violence or anything that like done to me or anything like that i just still feel like it's something that like maybe don't promote it as like this is a girl's yeah more flowers have fun bring your girlfriend it's like maybe let people like know the context of it which you're not getting from the press at all from like blake lively that one of like it's like ryan reynolds blake lively and hugh jackman just like goofing around on the red carpet i was like this is such a weird vibe for this movie. Especially because Justin Baldoni is also like the director, bought the rights, producer, and star. I was like, why would you not be with him?
Starting point is 02:14:31 You know what I mean? Why is Ryan Reynolds and Wolverine there? You know what I mean? It's so odd. Even though we love them now. Yeah, and I get the crossover or whatever. It's like, you know, she promoted his movie. But also she brought, like to the Deadpool premiere, she brought the two, the people who play young Atlas and young Lily Bloom, like, those two actors, she brought to the
Starting point is 02:14:48 Deadpool Wolverine premiere. So she was already, like, it was already in the works of this, like, cross, but it makes no sense. Not a crossover. It makes no sense. Like, it's not a good crossover. It's not like Barbie and I, Oppenheimer, where it's like, oh, this is cute, or Wicked and Gladiator, like, okay, cute, whatever, we're doing it together.
Starting point is 02:15:01 Like, fictional. Oh, I guess Oppenheimer's real, but, like, it's, like, kind of. But nobody knows. Yeah. Do they? I don't know about that. People know. No, is it We're doing it together. Like fictional. Oh, I guess Oppenheimer's real. But like it's... But nobody knows. Yeah. Do they? I don't know who Oppenheimer is. People know. No, is it?
Starting point is 02:15:09 I don't know. I've never heard of Oppenheimer in U.S. history ever. I've heard of McCarthy and fellow travelers. I've heard of like... You know, but I've never heard of Oppenheimer. I have. I never heard about him in the movie, but I've heard of the bomb that he created, so... I've never even heard of it.
Starting point is 02:15:29 And also, why? Like, they're glorifying himifying him like thank you so much for creating this bomb i think that was i don't know because i've never seen it but i think that was the the core of the movie was that like he didn't know that he like he was so ambitious and then created this bomb that would like you know be terrible for the world and he's like oh my god what did i do i think it's i think that's the vibe with ask josh peck i guess if that was okay because that would be a wild take yeah like who was that person i didn't know what he was doing by creating an explosive i had no idea i didn't know i was gonna blow up someone like what okay well i don't like the press i don't like what they're doing i'm i'm signing with justin baldoni maybe it's the internal no it wouldn't be a general misogyny because you got two hot guys on blake lively's side and you only got one hot guy on justin baldoni's side so i'm still gonna go with the one
Starting point is 02:16:07 it is just so odd because like also everything that justin has done like there hasn't been any like glimpse of like a mass slipping or whatever like he always just seems very professional about it he's like buying the rights to it he obviously believed in this story um and he wanted to be like very faithful to it but also faithful to like women's stories which i can like appreciate um and all the extras i saw actually too i saw two actually talking about it how he was like actually so great there was another woman who i think he based a different movie off of some did he do something like ms or something or some another disease yes it was with lily reinhardt i think was in a i think six feet apart
Starting point is 02:16:45 or something like something where like there's some disease and i have to stay yeah it's like a love story where that'd be like separate yes so the woman the wife of like who like her husband was actually going through that who had that sickness she's like justin bouldering would always come and like talk to us and like get it you know whatever it tells about the shoot and then an extra actually in this is us it's called it ends with us there's too many the last of us it ends with us this is us it's like too many this ends with us it ends with us yes it ends with us there was an extra in there and she was literally so nice he like they said that he came and introduced himself to every single extra and said all this so it's like that first of all never happens ever
Starting point is 02:17:19 so i sent out an email about like the intensity of like the material yes gave trigger warning like all the stuff like that material yes gave trigger warning like all the stuff like that so all we've seen has been like really great stuff um and obviously there was like yeah i guess they were both producers on it but he said i think i think it was et that was like so are you directing the next one yes i was gagged by that because also like the premiere was before any inkling of drama so shout out rachel smithy to the interview because everyone's like oh the reporter's so messy and like the TikTok comments.
Starting point is 02:17:47 She didn't even know she was. Like she thought she was just having a heat. Like, are you going to direct the next one? He's like, I think Blake Lively is ready for it. She goes, oh.
Starting point is 02:17:54 But she didn't even know there was tea there. Then she tells Colleen Hoover. She's like, Justin said. Justin said he's not coming back. And she was, Colleen Hoover was gagged. But she had, poor Rachel Smith had no idea she was Colleen Hoover was gagged but she had
Starting point is 02:18:05 poor Rachel Smith had no idea she was stirring the pot I love it which I kind of live like that's everything yeah yeah when you don't even know
Starting point is 02:18:10 you're just like asking the questions yeah he's always been very like respectful and nice about it which is crazy like how do you dislike because you hear that sometimes
Starting point is 02:18:17 like that they hated each other like co-stars it's like how do you do again I haven't seen the movie I assume there's like making out or love scenes and it's like how do you do that
Starting point is 02:18:23 with someone like you just despise I know especially like this one I mean the whole core of the story is there like in love yeah physical intimacy you know did you buy it were they good actors maybe that's the acting in it yeah I mean I think especially Justin Baldoni he was really good because I haven't I never saw him in Jane the Virgin so I didn't know he's like beautiful though is that what he's known for yeah I think that's his biggest really in front of the camera like acting wise who's in Jane the Virgin is that what he's known for? Yeah. I think that's his biggest role. Really? In front of the camera. Like acting wise. Who is Jane the Virgin?
Starting point is 02:18:46 Is that? Gina Rodriguez. Oh no. I never saw. I mean I've heard of it. Yeah. Okay. But that's.
Starting point is 02:18:51 I think that's his biggest like on screen role. And he was good? But he was really good in this. Yeah. Okay. Like very convincing. At first like Lively I was like. She's kind of giving like Gossip Girl vibes.
Starting point is 02:19:02 Like I gotta go. Like. I love her. What is that? But you've never seen girl vibes like i gotta go like i love it but you've never seen the meme i gotta go because all she like there's this montage of like her character she's being like and it's like two minutes long of her just saying i gotta go like and then she like storms off like and there's like in every episode she always says that it's like where are you going like i don't know she's gotta go she's just not like that great and a lot of other things oh but at first she was kind of corny but she ended up turning it around towards the end that was good it was yeah yeah um
Starting point is 02:19:33 but yeah justin valdoni was really good in it but i saw too like someone posted like a behind the scenes i guess like they were eating in a restaurant they were filming outside of it um and then it was like just uh justin and blake having like not like an uh you can tell they were eating in a restaurant they were filming outside of it um and then it was like just uh justin and blake having like not like an uh you can tell they were disagreeing on something but like it wasn't like a you know a loud like argument but they looked like annoyed with each other was it part of the movie or just when they were filming yeah maybe a scene in the movie no but they weren't acting like i think it was a direction like i think they the rumor is they disagreed on like the direction of the movie i see yeah that would make sense too because also like they said i think blake lyley said
Starting point is 02:20:08 ryan reynolds like rewrote a scene and it's like why why is he doing that yeah and also the um the woman who wrote the script did an interview with people and she was talking about how like she wanted to be like super faithful to like the colleen hoover book or whatever blah blah blah and then people said she had no idea that Ryan Reynolds allegedly rewrote a scene. So it's like, why? Yeah, that's so, what he just like sent out scripts to everyone.
Starting point is 02:20:29 He's like, here's your script for tomorrow. Like, so weird. Yeah, no, I hate all of that. Like, we always kind of said Ryan and Reynolds, we didn't get, kind of gave me a little ick
Starting point is 02:20:36 for no reason. But then I got on it. I was like, okay, we love Deadpool. But then I'm kind of like, no, I don't know about this anymore. This is like sus. It's like, it's not your movie. I know.
Starting point is 02:20:43 It feels very, very weird to me. And then also Blake Lively, the outfits in this movie, diabolical. Like, they make no sense. They're so, it's like, not like the other girls core. It's like, everyone else is dressed like normal human beings. And here comes Blake Lively wearing like a humongous ass coat for no reason. Like, there's one scene where it's like a it's a fancy like dinner uh birthday party for her best friend everyone else is dressed like very nice and here
Starting point is 02:21:10 comes diabolical blake lively wearing fishnets sparkly thigh high boots like a cutout gown but over on top of it is a humongous camo jacket i love that like i like it it is but everyone else is like cocktail attire and then here comes like lively in a gigantic camo jacket you I love it. I like it. It is, but everyone else, it's like cocktail attire. And then here comes Blake Lively in a gigantic camo jacket. Do you know who it was? Who the dresser was? It was the stylist from, that did Gossip Girl. And that stylist ate. But Blake
Starting point is 02:21:36 Lively customized Lily's looks with clothes from her wardrobe, her husband's wardrobe, and Gigi Hadid's wardrobe. It's giving Northwest and the lion king yes like everyone's a zebra but you're gonna be like easy you know everyone was like when the paparazzi photos of like them filming everyone was like what is she wearing like that was a big thing they were clowning them on like what are these outfits and then blake lively on the today show it's like yeah like i added pieces from my my closet my husband's
Starting point is 02:22:03 closet and my girlfriend gg's closet i was like because it didn't make sense yeah it was so odd i'm sure jesse baldwine's like like he probably tried to say something but i guess the other conspiracy over here conspiracist the other theory is that um they put most of the money into it ryan and blake so they had more like say that would make sense yeah because the budget overall small the budget was 2525 million. And it made $50 million. So I guess all this worked if it was PR. Because some people are like, this is all for PR.
Starting point is 02:22:29 But I guess it worked if that was the case. I mean, I don't get why it would be for PR. Because Don't Worry Darling flopped. And that had 10 times more buzz around the drama. Yeah. And this, I feel like, would hurt Blake. She's not looking good. And I feel like she looks the worst out of this so far for sure always the case because i'm like do i never liked her you know i mean that like whatever i did like her oh you did oh this is
Starting point is 02:22:54 more sad for you yeah and then there was like an article saying that because obviously there's both sides i feel like most everything come out as like pro-Justin. But then there was an article saying, well, Justin allegedly made Blake uncomfortable on the movie. But there was, I don't know, there was only one page six article that said that. So there wasn't like a lot to substantiate that. And like you said, everything from like the extras and everyone else like makes Justin Baldoni seem like really great. Yeah, like beyond like words. So what do you mean we have heard something from someone? Yeah. Right, what he was doing wrong on set or whatever because jared leto like we always knew he was a menace
Starting point is 02:23:30 like for sure he was i think when he did um the suicide squad movie with margot robbie he like sent margot robbie like a rat and because he was like getting into the care oh no no that's too much yeah so he was terrorizing poor margot robbie in that and margot never said anything but everyone else was saying it you know what i mean i feel like we would have heard that from everyone else when someone's difficult to work with you always hear about it so it's like yeah and i didn't even know about i didn't know who justin bouldo he was before all this and i was like oh okay like damn he seems like he's just chilling damn that's sad and it's sad too when you're like the director of this year movie and also like you
Starting point is 02:24:02 said going against or being outcasted by blake levy ryan reynolds is like does that mean all of hollywood is like you know because they are really powerful yeah so i mean number one and two movie in the uh country right now i mean it's great it's making that much money i do i would like to say that my book should be thrown in there too okay literally your poetry book is like better than colleen hoover can i wait i literally saved this thread of like colleen hoover quotes from her books to prove to you that like you could be the next colleen hoover because you're you're i feel like colleen hoover is a little bit trisha inspired personally for sure she's like the 2019 like you know a little messy like gritty she's watching my videos and she's like i'm gonna going to quote this. I'm channeling this.
Starting point is 02:24:46 You were quoting my poetry and I was like, wow, that was pretty good. That was something about spaghetti sticking to a wall. I said that, period. Because I didn't even know about your poetry book. I feel like you didn't market it well enough because how did I not know about it? No, I definitely never marketed it at all. It's still available on Amazon, which is surprising. I probably should take it down. No, because now I want it.
Starting point is 02:25:03 Like I need a signed copy because Because, shout out, like... Yes, absolutely. Because after we talked about Nicole Raffi, who does, like, the Chronically Online videos, I, like, went to look at her non-Chronically Online Girl Explains lore videos, and she did one where she just, like, read your poetry. And she was so moved by it. I love it. I love
Starting point is 02:25:19 inspiring people. I would love if they turned that into a movie. Honestly, because there's that one line that it's like, um, I throw men at the wall like spaghetti and see what sticks and that was a bar that was a bar like that is something that like colin hoover could never write in her wildest dreams okay i love it i'm ready please turn that into a movie i need to pull up the the thread of her okay colin hoover quotes because you were gonna be so gagged special guest? I'm scared.
Starting point is 02:25:46 I feel like, would he tell me? He would tell me, right? Because I told him to. He would have to say, yeah. I wish. God, I don't think it's going to happen, huh? Are we not going to get our special guest today? Damn. I was all dressed.
Starting point is 02:25:56 I got the nice wig on. I got my dress. I don't have a second option if they come another day. This is it. This is the big one. I know. Damn. have a second option if they come another day this is the big one um damn so there's just there's so many awkward like cringy quotes from her books and this is nothing if you like the books by the way like i get why people like the books but there's some quotes in there that is
Starting point is 02:26:16 like this kind of takes you out of it there's this one quote that says thank you for this baby she says from the back seat he's beautiful laugh. You're responsible for the beautiful part, Rachel. The only thing he got for me was his balls. She laughs. She laughs hard. Oh, my God. I know. They're so big.
Starting point is 02:26:31 We both laugh at our son's big balls. What? Isn't that a crazy quote? What? Why? Why are they describing that? I don't know. That's like so uncomfy, actually.
Starting point is 02:26:43 Yikes. What is that from? Oh, my God. That one is from Ugly Love from? Oh my God. That one is from Ugly Love. Oh my God. Hate. This one,
Starting point is 02:26:50 I know I'm pathetic but if we're just going to sit here and stare at each other it'd be nice if she were showing a little cleavage instead of wearing this long sleeve shirt that leaves everything
Starting point is 02:26:57 to the imagination. It's pushing 80 degrees outside. She should be in something a lot less convent inspired because boobs are only made for men to look at. Wait, is that the quote or you put that? That's my analysis of it.
Starting point is 02:27:10 That's the one with the burn, Victor. Oh, my God. This one is from It Ends With Us. What's your favorite food? Pad Thai, he says. Yours? Sushi. They're almost the same thing.
Starting point is 02:27:19 Not even close, he says. Well, they're both Asian food. What's your favorite movie? What? Maybe she was like a little chaotic when she was writing this. No, that's why it's literally giving like you writing your poetry book. Yeah, if Colleen Hoover's book can get made, so can mine. Tomorrow, let's see.
Starting point is 02:27:39 Maybe he'll remember all the good times, all the blowjobs, all the swallowing, and he'll realize how much more time we'll have to do those things now that we have only one child what's that about why did they lose a child or something there's this book verity where this one is crazy there's the main character goes to um ghost write an author's book because this author got into a got into a coma oh my god and can't finish her book oh my. So this girl goes to ghost write it and then she has a love affair with the husband whose wife is in the coma and the whole book is about like her
Starting point is 02:28:11 giving him blowjobs. In a coma. While the wife's in the coma. While the wife's in the coma, yeah. Okay. It is crazy. That's crazy. I think that you are a better author.'m ready yeah i you know that's a bold statement but i don't agree with it i don't know if that's true all the
Starting point is 02:28:32 colleen hoover fans out there i don't know we have to compare your like poetry book to it because you really did have some i think if you learned like punctuation when you were writing you'd be unstoppable because the only thing colleen ho Hoover has on you is punctuation. Well, she probably had an editor. I didn't. It wasn't in the budget. I told Oscar I would send the manuscript, like, just unedited. No one ever looked at it.
Starting point is 02:28:53 I was like, this is good. I don't know. I'm obsessed with your, like, author era. I can't believe I missed out on the Trish author era. Like, I need it back so bad. And you said that you got a quill to channel Bridgerton. Yes! And I need you like your next book
Starting point is 02:29:07 handwritten with the quill. And I got a fancy book too. I got one of those old time like things. Check out my ASMR channel. I got the quill. I got the paper. Yeah, I didn't know if I was going to like write love letters
Starting point is 02:29:16 or if I'm just going to manifest with it. I don't know what I'm going to do. Or if I'm doing like a little whistle down where I'm just doing gossip. I do all my notes with a quill. It's like, like hello today's topics where did you go was our guest here no we should do a journal yeah a little journal for just trash what happened nothing nothing's happening over there on the phone nothing i
Starting point is 02:29:35 think it's like we reached our two and a half hour mark do you think it's not happening we have an hour in the extended there's still a little hope maybe they're stuck in traffic so god no no reply either wow we got ghosted well it's over we got ghosted by a ghost our chair the setup was there well we do have a guest coming this week so i guess that wasn't for nothing oh yeah also the best that reminded yeah. Also, the best thought reminded me of the journal thing. The best part about
Starting point is 02:30:07 It Ends With Us is the literary device is like instead of flashbacks, Lily Blossom Bloom, who runs a flower shop. Not a real name. She, the like inner monologue
Starting point is 02:30:18 is she writes letters, like her journal entry, she writes letters to Ellen DeGeneres because that's like the whole. Like quirky? She just loves Ellen DeGeneres and like was inspired by finding nemo the character which is probably okay why does colleen hoover writing about that she's like she wanted ellen
Starting point is 02:30:34 is there a cameo by ellen spoiler alert no no why is she writing to ellen like to the show or just like she's never sending these letters to her? Instead of like journaling, she's writing fan mail to Ellen talking about like all the crazy things from her life. Like the abuse. And like falling in love with a home, an unhoused 18 year old who, he was 18, she was 15. Wait, what? In the movie?
Starting point is 02:30:58 Yeah, in the book. And then he asks her like, oh, like when do you turn 16? Because in the state, 16. And then they end up having intercourse like months later. But like- In the like when do you turn 16? Because in the state, 16, and then they end up having intercourse like months later. But like, In the movie they do that or no?
Starting point is 02:31:09 They don't say the age, but he looks older in the, Who's the young Justin Baldoni in the movie? There's no young, there's no young Ryle Kincaid. There's only a young Atlas because she did,
Starting point is 02:31:19 she only knew Atlas as a teenager, not Ryle. She, Blake Lively meets Ryle as an adult. Oh wait, but who's asking about the age? Who's asking when he's 16? Atlas. Oh, so he's sick too then.
Starting point is 02:31:32 Ew. Okay, all of that. So yeah, she's not in a loose situation. Love the name Atlas though. I think that's good. Love the name. I think it's Atlas Kerrigan is his name. Yeah, that sounds cool. I would name a baby that for sure. People clown on the names. Lily Blossom Bloom is a crazy name. Two Runs of Flower Shop is crazy. Yeah, no, that's too much.
Starting point is 02:31:47 That's literally like, it sounds like it's written by a man. That's why I was like, wait a second. Yeah, right? Is Colleen a real person? Because I know she was at the premiere, but maybe she just is like, you know, going in place of a guy that wrote the book or something like that. I mean, everything looks to be that it's her. There's never been any conspiracy theories otherwise.
Starting point is 02:32:01 Well, I'm starting one right now. Because there's no way this was written by a woman. Like, what? Who wants to be Lily Blossom now because there's no way this was written by a woman. Like what? Who wants to be Lily Blue Mountains the flower shop? So on the note. I guess.
Starting point is 02:32:09 Cute. That's why like the lack of subtlety kind of like Trish like fish running a tavern. You know what I mean? That's true.
Starting point is 02:32:15 It's very that. Me and Colleen Hooper collab. I can see it. I really can see it. Okay. Yeah. You know what? I appreciate anyone
Starting point is 02:32:22 that gets their book made into a movie. That's pretty cool. I would love it. Like I would love it someone who's like I want to buy the rights to you know what are my books I don't even know what any of my books are called stripper diaries stripper diary that was always my goal that's why I wrote it kind of like well it's a lot of fiction because a lot of it's like half it's a lot of lies but there's some based in truth too um I think I promoted it as truth but there's a lot of lies in there but I wanted it to be like made into like a
Starting point is 02:32:42 movie or something even though it's only like a 90 page book but you know we could do a little mini series well now's your time I think they're gonna want to start green lighting more of these romantic dramas so I think they're gonna be shopping around so now's the time for you to strike yeah that's why we really gotta blow up the poetry books stripper diaries well poetry books seems
Starting point is 02:33:00 to have a good um what do you call it reception like people seem to like that one yeah I've only seen Nicole Ralphie's video about it, but she loved it. She literally said she had to take a nap after because it was so emotional. Wow. Yeah, she was trying to process it. I'm excited. I think it's going to be really cringe because that one's also wise.
Starting point is 02:33:15 I think everyone did that. It's like, I wrote these poems about this guy every single day, but literally I wrote it in two days because I was just like, wow. I think you marketed it. They said on the back, it said like the span of like all your relationships. Definitely not. Definitely never wrote poetry about that person ever. I definitely was like, let me just be manic
Starting point is 02:33:31 and write this and maybe it'll get attention. And I don't know, I'll become a New York Times. I don't know. Something crazy. But it definitely was written in two days. As most of my books were. I think the longest might have been a week I spent on a book. I mean, kudos to you though because it looked, I, because it looked like a real book. It was pretty thick.
Starting point is 02:33:48 I mean, not huge, but it was like – It was like 100 pages. It was pretty good. I think all mine were under 100 pages. That's pretty solid. But the book I have written now, and I started writing it when Malibu was born, I think it has like – it's more by word count, and I think it has like 55,000 words already, so we're getting halfway there.
Starting point is 02:34:02 I know now it's supposed to be by words. I don't know how many words we need, but I'm going to finish it. I'm going to finish it. It's going to get there. I don't know what. I know now it's supposed to be by words. I don't know how many words we need. But I'm going to finish it. I'm going to finish it. It's going to get there. I just haven't worked on it in a while. I go through spurts of motivation. But I don't know.
Starting point is 02:34:13 Maybe I could. I don't know who would be in it. Maybe Joaquin Phoenix. He'd be a good one. He dropped out of one gay movie. I know. He dropped out of another gay movie. I was like, I think he's canceled.
Starting point is 02:34:21 What? Wait. He's canceled? Everyone's mad at him because he pitched this big gay love story movie. Right. And I was like, no. It got picked up. Todd Haynes, who directs The Joker, I'm pretty sure, was going to direct this one.
Starting point is 02:34:35 All these people were hired to work on it. And then he canceled a couple of days before they were going to shoot it. A couple of days before? Yes. That's why all these people that spent, all the investors paid for it. Like, everything was done for this movie. So, like, shoot. What?
Starting point is 02:34:48 Yes. How did he do that? Why did he do that? He got cold feet is the, was what they're saying. Joaquin Phoenix? I feel like he's on the weirdest camera. I know. Like, what?
Starting point is 02:34:55 People are saying he was, all of a sudden, you don't want to play gay, but you'll play any other crazy role. Cancel him. But seriously, like, why? Who drops out, like, two days before a movie? Yeah. Because it's, like, all these people who are, like two days before a movie yeah because it's like all these people
Starting point is 02:35:06 who are like first investors spent millions of dollars on it they're never gonna get that money back
Starting point is 02:35:10 these people got hired to work on it so they all like fix center their lives around working
Starting point is 02:35:16 on this movie that never happens weird so it costs like people jobs and money does he have to do anything
Starting point is 02:35:21 does he have to pay people back or anything I don't know I think he's gonna probably have to I would think because it's such a big story now because it's like how do you and like yeah no one else can play because he's the one that pitched it to the studio like he made everything happen he's like i'm gonna star in it i we're gonna make this story happen is it based on a real story i don't know fictional oh my god it's so weird yeah
Starting point is 02:35:43 but he made everything happen. So he's the crux of everything happening. They can't just like cast Jonathan Bailey in it. You know, like he's the one that. He would do it. He would do it. He would slay. He would slay. That's crazy.
Starting point is 02:35:54 That's really sad. All right. Well, he can come be in my movie. Maybe not. He drops out of it two days before. It would be like kind of on brand. Maybe it was Joaquin Phoenix that was supposed to come today and didn't show up. Oh man,
Starting point is 02:36:06 I'm so sad. You guys, while we try to keep it as lighthearted as possible, you know, we're here for a silly goofy time because when you think about it, life is short,
Starting point is 02:36:17 right? Facts, mama. Facts. Life is short. Yeah. Oh yeah. Our mystery guest is in here it's actually even more sad
Starting point is 02:36:28 when there is a chair or he's been there or maybe he's been there the whole time but we didn't want to show it and the microphone just Muzz had it all planned out
Starting point is 02:36:36 he was going to unplug his microphone stick it in there just so everything was like ready to go that's so fierce I know well you never know
Starting point is 02:36:42 yeah we have another hour so anything can happen Anything can happen. Anything can happen, but not for you guys. It's over today. But our Patreons, go to Patreon.com slash JustTrish. We're going to do our extended podcast there
Starting point is 02:36:55 and we have just so much more to talk about. What is a Patreon hot topic we could tease them with? Hasan was There was a cancellation attempt for Hassan, which I thought was interesting, but it's kind of like, it's a little controversial so I'm like, we'll save it for the future. I don't even know what you're talking about.
Starting point is 02:37:12 My controversial one will be Rob Schneider sent his daughter to fat camp. I saw that too. Yeah, what the hell. Yeah, we'll talk about it there. Patreon.com slash Just Trish, you guys. We love you and we'll see you there Bye.

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