Just Trish - Trisha CALLS OUT Tati Westbrook & Harry Jowsey SHADES Tana Mongeau
Episode Date: May 14, 2024Are we on the verge of Dramageddon III? It's been 5 years since "BYE SISTER," but Trisha has a bone to pick with Tati Westbrook after finally watching the infamous video for the first time! Plus, Harr...y Jowsey is caught shading Tana Mongeau in a new podcast, and officially becomes an enemy of the show. Oh, and Chris Olsen has ringworm. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Hey guys, welcome back to the annual weekly podcast of Just Trish.
Wait, wait, wait.
The annual weekly?
What is it?
What do we have?
I think you gotta pick just one.
The bi-annual weekly?
What would it be?
You know when they're like, welcome back to the 75th Annual Academy Awards.
Like, what are we?
Are we at the 75th Annual Just Church Week?
You know what I'm saying?
We're like at episode 75 or something.
But annual is year.
So you can't be yearly and weekly.
Welcome back to the weekly 75 Just Church Podcast.
I think we're at 78.
Are we? I think we're at 78. Are we?
I think we're at 78.
I think today, yeah.
Oh, when I was doing my little calculator.
Okay, maybe I'm a little off on it.
I have to look again.
Are we at 78?
I'm pretty sure.
That's crazy.
The Weekly 78 Just Church Podcast.
You know what I'm saying?
Like when they say the Hunger Games, like welcome to the 75th Hunger Games.
Yeah, but the Hunger Games are every year.
Okay.
So what are we every week?
Yes.
We can.
We can go to one a year, one podcast, one episode a year.
I feel like people definitely do that.
Very Garrett Watts or something.
Does he still have a podcast?
He posts only like once every in a blue moon.
He just drops one at three million.
He's like, that's all I need.
Bye.
Those people that do like, not say he does it, but like the people who do like the bare
minimum, I like, I love them so much.
The people who just post once and like, that's all the money they need.
And they're like out, they bounce out again.
I was like, kind of like not to bring up Drew again, but like Drew, I was like, he hasn't
posted in a while.
I'm like, did he just come in and be like, I'm going to get, or like, remember when Gabby
did all those TikToks, she like made all those TikToks, like kind of the manic ones and then
like left for like a year.
And I was like, kind of live for people who do that.
They just like bounce, they get the manic ones and then like left for like a year. And I was like, kind of live for people who do that. They just like bounce.
They get all the money and then bounce.
And then it kind of builds up mystery because then when Gabby made her return, it was like big news.
I mean, we covered it pretty hard.
I wish I could be that person to like disappear for a year and have a big comeback.
I don't know if we're that mysterious though.
I'm definitely not.
I need to post like every day.
I'm already stressed about having this baby, which the baby should be here any day.
And I'm just like, but I want to post right away.
And I probably will post right away.
But it's just like, I love posting.
I can't imagine disappearing for a year.
That would be so wild, though.
Like the hype around where you're at would be like off the charts.
But then it's like, I don't know.
What do you do for the whole year?
I don't know.
What do people do that?
I don't know.
Can't imagine.
I guess that could be good, just like a year off. But yeah, it would be weird. I don't know. What do people do that? I don't know. Can't, can't imagine. I guess that could be good. Just like a year off, but I, yeah, it would, it would be weird, but we're here.
We're still pregnant. We're still here. It's the just pregnant. It's a just pregnant. I know the
closer you get to pregnancy is like so crazy. I was thinking about that even when I was going to
the bathroom, I was just like, what if my water breaks now? You just like never know. And then
what happens? You just stop or you have time after your water breaks to get to the hotel.
It's like, I guess we get to the hotel, the hospital.
My brain is literally for a ride.
I don't know why.
And so I was thinking like if my water did break now, I guess we could make it through the hot topics and then go after.
Because I think you have 12 to 24 hours, I think, to make it there.
I would do it.
I would push through.
Because I didn't know.
I was like, gosh, I don't know.
And then I didn't even know if I was glamming today.
And then it was just a whole thing.
So don't come for me for my look. I didn't know. I was like, gosh, I don't know. And then I didn't even know if I was glamming today. And then it was just a whole thing. So don't come for me for my look.
I didn't have a look planned.
But I feel like this kind of is giving courage because I had no look plan.
I already had the wig.
I had the sweater and the dress because it's Fashion Nova.
And I was just like, I guess it's giving Kim K.
But then Kim K is canceled this week.
She's like losing followers.
So please don't cancel me just because I'm dressed like her.
I know I look like her. But you don't need to unsubscribe from this because I'm week. She's like losing followers. So please don't cancel me just because I'm dressed like her.
I know I look like her, but you don't need to unsubscribe from this because I'm not.
I'm just Trish.
But I was like, what an awful day, awful week to pick Kim Kardashian to cosplay.
I'm so sorry.
It does not reflect my opinions or opinions of this show.
T, yeah.
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Oh, we didn't even get to the sponsors.
We have no sponsors.
But we do have our Patreon.
And Patreon is, can I say, popping.
Me and Oscar went hardcore last week on Patreon
it was so fun
we did like
four videos
two separate days
we were really dedicated
yeah
we like drove to
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we got free bangin
we gotta talk about that
but before we do
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So we're giving pregnancy realness.
And then the sticker of the month is actually a new Trish emoji.
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So if you want to get the last of the pregnant Trish lore, I guess, this is it.
Patreon.com slash JustTrish for the headshot and the producer tier.
You also get handwritten cards and name in the credits if you're a producer.
But what's really cool, I'm going to give it to the bottoms this week because we really
have some great video footage.
One being the Dramageddon reaction.
My favorite video that we've done ever, I think.
I had so much fun.
I honestly, we spent an hour just on the first video because the first video is like 45 minutes.
But we're kind of doing it in sagas because I'm like, I just want to like really savor
all of it.
Yes.
I know.
The original plan was to watch all of the Dramageddon videos in one sitting.
I'm like, they're kind of long, but we'll just skip through it.
But that first by Sister one really had us seated.
Seated.
Spoiler alert.
Tati's the villain of all this.
I'm shook.
I wish Moses was watching it with us because I was like.
I was sad I wasn't there.
You have to see the rest.
I wanted to watch.
I mean, I think this is your new Netflix show.
Yes.
Reviewing this.
We wanted to rent out a movie theater.
We literally like we should do an AMC rent, like watch the whole thing because people
who haven't seen it or like if you saw clips of it, like I remember clips of it and stuff like that.
But when you like actually watch the whole video, like this is so not a hot topic.
But I told Oscar, I'm like, if this was 2019, we'd be crushing the hot topics on this because
the manipulation, the gaslighting, and also just the overall weirdness of Tati being like
friends with a 17 year old, 19 at the time, I think, but meeting him at 17 and just having
this like weird,
like I'm disappointed.
I thought we were close.
I'm like, he's 19.
Like, this is crazy.
You met him at 17.
I thought he would grow up.
I'm like, he's 19.
He met him at 17.
Like what?
Like it was actually wild.
And then James, we watched the first James apology,
like the eight minute one. The sad one.
Yeah, when he's like, I'm so sorry to Tati and James.
And she, he needs to
apologize to my husband because he put in money for this vitamins i'm like this is wild and the
fact that james did it but then we saw the first two seconds of the james clapback auto played from
sad james to like oh we could go to stars yeah he's like and full glam full b he's like actually
here are the receipts and this is what i no more lies oh lies. Oh, no more. I'm so excited for part two.
And look, if James wasn't problematic in the ways that we just can't forgive over here at Just Trish, I would seriously be tweeting a storm right now being like James is the
victim.
And in this one, he kind of is the victim.
I mean, we haven't seen all the parts.
Yes.
But definitely victimized by Tati in this for sure.
It is crazy.
Like I told you, I was like full on the tati train back then and then i had
to get a little bit of a refresher because i was like what was i like going through in 2019 where
i was like so team tati and then i forgot how annoying james charles was in 2019 so everyone
was kind of just like waiting for him to get like knocked down a peg because he was such a little
menace yeah like he was just so cocky and, like, arrogant
and running his mouth where it didn't need to be ran.
Like, he was, like, chiming in on things,
acting as if he was, like, the HBIC of the beauty community
at just, like, 19.
No, totally get that.
Yeah.
So I think that's why all of a sudden Tati came out with this
and it was like, hell yes, Tati, let's go, you know?
And then all the things that were being said about him
granted it did not age well like everything you said like rang true because I'm like first of all
it's over hair gummies second of all he was a teenager like none of this really makes sense
but at the time I was like let's take James down a little bit like let's humble him it totally is
that and you said because I didn't even know how like Shane and Jeffrey got played you were kind
of giving me spoilers because I'm like how does does that even tie into this? Because it was so weird. But it did seem like a deliberate takedown of James.
Yes.
But the fact that Tati was 38 at the time of filming that video.
38.
That's two years or 37.
What did we find out?
I think 38.
Okay, 38.
Two years older than I am now.
Just married, mortgage, all that stuff like that.
And she's like upset that James like wouldn't put her in a video.
Like she got all that stuff kind of come out.
She's like, but he never asked me to be on his channel.
But meanwhile, being like, I gave him so much clout and audience for my channel.
I was like, it was so crazy and wild that she didn't benefit from James.
We helped him.
We negotiated managers, me and my husband.
I'm like, you guys sound like a little bit grooming, a little bit of grooming.
You know what I mean?
If you're doing all this but expecting something in return, which she was.
You have to watch the whole video because we don't need to break down.
But I was shook because you guys know 2019 for me, we were looking at the dates and
stuff like that because I was in three mental hospitals at the time. It was February, June,
and end of the year. So I think the last one came out in June when I was one. So I was on heavy
drugs, heavy medication, heavy psycho. I just was not well. So I don't remember any of this.
But I was like, gosh, at the time, I wish I could have inserted myself. But then we found the clips of me talking about it on Eat Your Hollywood Story.
And I'm like, I would love to know what I have to say about this because I remember none of it and know none of it.
But – and look, maybe Tati's better.
I think we've heard she's like – I think she like reaped her maybe karmatic energy she put out from it, right?
Because she got – her company got sued.
She had to sell her house.
Not to say like she's deserving of it.
I'm saying maybe she's learned a lot.
You know what I mean?
Sometimes when you're humbled back,
you're kind of like, okay, I learned a lot.
You know what I mean?
I've been humbled back too in my career.
You talk, talk, talk, talk, talk,
and then you get humbled,
and it's never fun,
and it's never anything you should wish upon someone,
but it sounds like maybe she got humbled a little bit,
and maybe she's better now.
I think for all the players involved in drama get-in too,
I think all of them are humbled in different
ways when you think about it like no one really won james charles kind of won for a bit because
he was like riding high into like 2020 before like all the underage stuff came out you know
and that was the i think the karmatic yeah well but at the end of the day like all the players
yeah it was shane jeffrey totty james everyone kind of got
there and you need to and i'm one too i'm one too before anyone's like oh trash like i always like
chime in on things like matt rife i was timing in on his problematic behavior and like you're
canceled too not saying i'm above it i've been humbled so many times probably more recently than
me like 2021 like so many times so sometimes you just need it right and again it's not something
you should wish on me or I should wish on them.
I just think that's just how the law of the universe works.
But so maybe she's changed right now.
We looked her up.
She's still making videos, which, you know, Slay.
Yeah.
She looks good.
She looks amazing.
Yeah.
I literally had to go back and like look at my emails because I was like, when did I order
Halo Beauty?
And literally, I remember I ordered it after Buy Sister.
And then there was a big holdup because she had so many orders.
So it took like a week to ship.
I think I received it May 19, 2019.
So it was nine days after Buy Sister.
Oh, my God.
What a whirlwind.
I can't believe it's been five years.
Well, it was good timing that it was like a five-year anniversary thing.
Because I'm like, this is kind of random.
We're just reacting to this now.
But it was iconic. I do think it might have been a marketing
ploy because she didn't get that bump from James and she probably ordered so much product that she
thought she was going to get that bump. She's like, I got to do something crazy. And like,
I get it. When you need to make money, like do something crazy. That's when everyone drops stuff.
When there's a song coming out, when there's a product coming out, like go crazy, you know?
So I think that's maybe a little bit of it, but it was wild. I felt,
I've never, I felt so bad for James. I was like, oh my God. And the fact that he like apologized
and that this woman was being like, you owe me and my husband an apology and kind of just airing
out all his dirty laundry. Like I was just like, like, it's just like a lot. But especially when
he was like 19 at the time too, it's like, kind of feel bad. And like my guess, and this is all just me projecting here, is maybe like James has had a lot of these traumatic instances in his life and maybe is the way he was or is because of it.
Again, coming from someone who has a lot of trauma and broken, you know, whatever.
Because when those people – we were talking about this.
And we'll go past it because it's on Patreon and it's like not that big of a thing.
But it is one of those things where I always say like it doesn't even have to be a sexual relationship
when you're like that much older than someone who's like literally a teenager like there is
that power dynamic he was a fan he looked up also just being older he thinks oh i should apologize
you know i should respect them and they took me in and they she kept saying that he called her mom
and stuff like that i'm like this is this is weird this is like crossing and it's just it's just
really bizarre the whole thing and it i didn't know anything about Tati.
I didn't know anybody.
I was just like, damn, James might be the victim in this one.
I felt bad for him.
I wanted to reach out.
But, you know, there's some hard no's for me.
But it probably made him feel some type of way.
So I'm so excited for part two.
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Went through, again, the timeline
and there's so many other videos that like, I think there might have to be part two, three, four, five, because there's a lot. I love it. See the love. if I did it right so the OJ similarity is a little too close yeah um and then Jeffrey had a video
after after no more lies so that's like wave two and then a whole year passes and then that's when
Tati comes back with like more Shane Jeffrey details oh my god and then there's that's when
Shane responds and then Jeffrey has another response it gets crazy do you have all of these
videos I thought Dustin Daly was like, oh, I finally found the video.
There was one that she like was never found online and he finally found it or something.
I don't know which one.
Maybe it was the one I did it.
Maybe it was.
Yeah, because that one was shorter and she was like crying and stuff.
So if any of them, it was that one.
I saw like a recap of it.
I could maybe have to DM Dustin and be like, Dustin, send us that.
Send us that.
He will.
I think he's part of it.
He's part of it.
Hopping on board at the Jet Strip.
Yeah.
So we need to get the details.
I would love to interview everybody on this.
It's like so fascinating.
I can't even imagine the tie-in with like James and – or Jeffrey and Shane.
Like I can't even imagine.
I know we're – again, we'll get past it.
But what you're wondering like the timeline because I remember like you said Shane – like
you reached out to Shane.
It was like right after you got out of the mental hospital.
Yeah. Shane like you reached out to Shane it was like right after we got out of the mental hospital yeah so I think it's because in 20 like May 2019 like when it happened um I remembered in the um
the original trailer for the Jeffrey Shane series he posted this clip of all him Rylan and Jeffrey
in one room watching by sister and it was supposed to be
like he teased that the series
the Jeffrey series was going to like go really in depth
of the by sister drama but then in the
actual series that didn't happen and then it
was edited it was like them
doing different scenes of them watching by sister
where they weren't all in one room together I think
to kind of make it look like they weren't
scheming like in the loop with
Tati or whatever.
Didn't he say, too, like, I was going to do a whole thing,
and then he was like, actually, I don't want to bring up the drama.
I don't want to talk about this drama anymore. It was supposed to be in that Jeffrey, whatever,
that one before the conspiracy palette, whatever.
There was like 20 Jeffrey documentaries.
The Beautiful Life, The Secret Life, The Sad Life.
I was like, oh, my gosh, okay.
I mean, Milk It, for sure, but.
Yeah, so that must have been it because they filmed that whole thing, their whole reaction of my sister for the documentary yeah so that must have been it because they filmed that whole thing
uh their whole reaction to my sister for the documentary so that must have been why he was
like i can't talk to you even though you just got out of the mental hospital i have to film
yeah literally because it was may 10th for sure may 10th 100% of the day i went over so maybe
that that's when the original tati video was released so that must have been what he was
watching they filmed it for the documentary so that's probably what i was because i do remember
his guy was over there. I forgot his name.
The one that dated Gabby. I forgot his name.
Andrew? Andrew, yeah. He was like over there
and so they were watching and I had like no idea what was going on.
I was like so out of my mind. I was like that was
actually, that was not the mental hospital. That was two days after I got out
of the actual hospital for like a meth overdose.
I was so out of it.
But I had gone to therapy that morning who was like
you need to reach out to your friends and I was like okay
so that's what I did and then I was like and then that all happened and I was like hey maybe the wrong friends to reach out to your friends. And I was like, okay. So that's what I did. And then I was like, and then that all happened.
And I was like, hey, maybe the wrong friends to reach out to.
But it's wild.
Go check it out on Patreon.
I want to do the whole deep dive here because we really spent – I was just shook every minute.
You got so into it.
I was so into it.
At the end, you were just like – you got a rush.
Oh, I did.
That day was good.
I like our Patreon days.
We usually get lunch for the mukbang and then we film a reaction video.
And that one was just so much fun.
It was so good.
It's where it's at over there.
All the comments.
Everyone's living for it.
Like, I feel amazing.
Yeah.
That was good.
The time was good.
We also went to Bang and Buns finally.
Oh, my God.
I was craving Bang and Buns all weekend after we had it.
Oh, my God.
Me too.
I literally was thinking like this week.
I'm like, when can we go?
Even, you know, I told you Moses and like food brought back. But he's like, I would have had it. Oh my god, me too. I literally was thinking like, this week, I'm like, when can we go? Even, you know, I told you Moses and like, food
brought back, but he's like, I would have eaten it. I was like,
oh man, I should have just brought a plate back, because I
probably would have eaten it too. I don't like leftovers, but I probably would have
had leftovers of that. I ate my leftovers that night.
Did you eat it? Yeah. And I saved
my little pudding.
Jimmy, we have to insert the clip of Trish
praying over the banana pudding, because it was like
Lord, thank you for
this life.
The joys that your world brings that clip killed me and then but then when i tasted it i was like i see i see why you had to pray about it it was so good i savored it uh that is the best place
the best chicken the best rice the best mac and cheese the best fries but it's so worth it took
me an hour to get there that day and took us an hour to get back here.
And it's just so worth it.
And shout out Bang & Buns.
They gave us free food.
Honestly, I was so excited.
I was like, wow, like a kid in a candy store.
I was like, really?
Like they gave us free drinks.
Like I felt like a VIP.
If I want to feel like a VIP anywhere, it's Bang & Buns.
And I feel good about helping it because I thought it was like a chain, but I guess it's
like a small business.
I think they only have three or two locations opening a third maybe.
Two locations opening and opening. They're young. We found out they were like teenagers when they started their food truck they're like 25 now yeah we did a deep dive yeah we were on linkedin
they're all so cute so i was like hold on i was like okay i was like maybe okay because also you
literally gave me no heads up i like walked in there expecting i don't know old folk like some
senior citizens and i was like these guys are actually so hot and they're like so straight they're like the type of straight
guy like a hot straight guy i would probably hate but then they're nice and also make great food so
i was like hey they make great food they're nice and they sent me flowers on my birthday which i
mean it's all guys that own it so i have to assume they sent it i said thank you for the flowers to
the guy i don't know i'm like maybe maybe he didn't send it but i'm assuming and they said like happy birthday and stuff that's
true they both said happy birthday so it was very nice it was very unexpected we came home from
dinner and i got my last set of bouquets for the day i'm like who's that from and i saw the card
i was like banging buttons i'm like the one i went there one time but i loved it i was like thank you
i think it's that one back there is it behind oscar oh the one to the off his shoulder yes
there's a fashion nova and then there's a Bang and Buns.
I love all the companies sending me stuff.
Thank you.
There was a time when like companies didn't even want to know me.
And now it's like, here's flowers.
They were rejecting being associated with it. You couldn't even say that you like the product without them being no association.
Now people are, thank you.
And thank you guys, honestly.
It is the, we're in a good, good year.
It's year of the dragon.
Everyone's excited.
And I love you guys so much.
And again, I feel like, again, when you can reap your karmatic bad behavior like you can move
forward that's a little point of karma right as you reap what you sow and you learn from it
hopefully so i feel like i've served my bad karma years is there a taylor swift song called bad
karma just karma oh there's the jojo song karma's a bitch oh no relation to the two interesting
because like taylor swift's song is like karma is the guy on the chiefs yeah so that's like her
good karma yeah karma is my boyfriend so it's like wait what i don't get it karma is my boyfriend
it's a song about like like uh scooter bra West and Kim, the people who reap bad karma,
but she had the good karma because she tried to keep it clean.
Love that.
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
I want to make a song like that.
Karma is just Trish, my podcast, Oscar and Moses.
I actually love Trish's version.
I like that.
That's so good.
We're doing new karma.
I like that it's good karma.
Karma is just Trish. Yeah. Oh, that. That's so good. We're doing new karma. I like that it's good karma. Karma just Trish.
Yeah.
Oh, that's the JoJo version.
Which could also be a slay, I suppose.
All of it could be a slay.
Shout out Joey for getting JoJo on his little, what's his show that he does?
What's that called?
I don't know if it has a name.
Spill or Spew or something.
Oh, wait.
I didn't know JoJo was on that one.
You didn't see it?
No. It was this weekend and he asked her, did you steal karma? And then he asked her, what's the baddest thing you've done? but spill or spew or something oh wait i didn't know jojo was on that one you didn't see it it
was this weekend and he asked her did you steal karma and then he asked her what's the baddest
thing you've done and she goes oh my god did you see this clip where she's like i shouldn't even
be admitting wait you didn't see i did not see this at all it was all over my but the sound was
all over my for you page and i thought it was from like snl or something but it was really jojo and
joey was asking the questions he did the same kind of setup he did with Daniel oh the one that got Daniel in uh yeah the Connor Franta so he did like another one
he's setting all the girls up that is what I know for someone who's like to be messy he's gonna just
like to expose the messy but he did Jojo um she's like yeah she's like he's like what's the bad
thing she oh my god I shouldn't even be admitting this. She says, well, one time she's like, I was eating Jojo ice cream and I was like, oh, she was, I shouldn't even
say this. And she's like, I was eating Jojo ice cream on TikTok. And I was like, oh my
God, this is crazy. I'm eating Jojo ice cream and I'm Jojo Siwa. She's like, that was the
first time I was high on camera. She's like, I had an edible before. I was like, oh, okay.
She was so scared to say it too. And then Joey's so dramatic. He's like, no. I'm like, oh, okay. She was so scared to say it too. And then Joey's so dramatic. He's like, no.
I'm like, is he being funny or is he being, I mean, Liv.
I mean, good for him.
I mean, she went to 7-Eleven, bought this and ate it.
So bad.
It was so funny.
She's a bad girl.
She did some bad things.
She did some bad things.
She was high on camera one time in a state that's, weed is legal here.
So it's not really even that bad.
But we live for it. We love, you know, it's good. I love here, so it's not really even that bad. But we live for it.
We love – you know, it's good.
I love a bad girl who's not that bad.
That's what I like to be.
I don't want to be too bad.
You know what I mean?
I wish you could have been on the scene of that video, like behind the scenes, like, you know, correspond network.
Shout out Joey for getting all the messy tea from these people.
And I love that she went on there.
That's kind of everything.
So how did we get – oh, the karma.
Yeah.
Well, I like that there's good karma too and that is true.
And I feel like I'm reaping the good karma because I feel like I've done some good things
too.
So I feel like now I'm in my good karma era.
Yeah.
Getting babies and babies and –
You went through the lows and yeah.
Then you started –
Taught me a lot.
Yeah.
I changed for two.
I mean it definitely does.
Like when you like go through some shit, it's like, maybe I need to, like, maybe change a little bit what I'm putting out into the universe.
And that's why James Charles didn't change.
Not to bring him back to Jumping at Him, but God.
It's like, that's the perfect example.
Because, like, that was the warning shot to, you know, not use your fame and your clout to, like dm guys and and tati did warn him she said
in the video that's the t she did clock that t you know this might get you in trouble one day
and james said that in his video he's like she's right she sat me down and said this might get me
in trouble foreshadowing so so from all of this my question is like where are his parents he seems
to be looking around for parents in the world. Well, that's what's wild.
So Tanya kind of calls out his parents in the video too.
And I was like, oh my God.
She calls him, what's his name?
Christy.
She like calls her, was that her name?
She like calls her out by name.
She goes, they came to my house.
She had dinner.
Your boys need you.
Yeah.
She's like, she goes, when Chris, is that her name?
I don't know.
When James Charles' mom was here, we'll say Christy, whatever.
She's like, she went to me.
She goes, look after my boys.
And I had to tell her, I'm giving them back to you.
I can't do it anymore.
And I was like, what? That'm giving them back to you. I can't do it anymore.
And I was like, what? That's the Forster case.
Yeah.
She's like, you have to watch over them.
And she goes, that's what I was.
And then she goes, you know what?
You need to come back to LA because I can't do this anymore.
I'm giving the boys back to you.
I was like, well, this is some weird.
There's more than one?
There's two.
Yeah, there must have been two.
His brother.
Ian Jeffrey, I want to say.
Ian Jeffrey.
OK.
Was he like an influencer?
Or he worked with James?
He was becoming an influencer.
He dated Lauren Gray.
That's how, yeah.
Oh, I didn't know.
And I think he became a model, I want to say.
Oh, what? And he like, but then during Dramageddon, you have to get to this part, but then Jeffrey
started going after Ian.
And then Ian like kind of left social media, I think.
Yeah.
And moved and, like, separated himself from James even.
And that Cosmo, the comeback, like, Cosmopolitan piece, James said that his brother stopped talking to him or something.
Yeah.
But, like, that has to be deeper than just what Jeffrey says.
That's what everyone
was saying everyone's saying if your own brother's not talking to you then some things must be true
because my sister left the internet basically you know whatever and but we still talk like we're
still close it's not you know just because the internet was like mean to her it doesn't mean
like she's like i'm not talking to you so that's what i'm saying it must be a little bit deeper
between them yeah because you can still talk to your sibling if you leave the internet um that's
a little weird yeah that's what the other thing where, you know, he hasn't really, like, learned, right?
Because he was kind of, you know, again, you, like, think of someone's age and you think,
okay, whatever, and they could grow, whatever.
But then when that article came out and he's like, I want to be uncanceled, it's like,
okay, that's not really how it works.
You didn't learn anything.
Like, you know what I mean?
Like, it's kind of, it walks it back.
So that's why every interview I really make sure to say, like, I get it.
People don't like me.
I get it.
For the rest of my life, I'll have this.
Like, you know, you just got to, you just got to, like, accept it. Because to say, oh, actually, I didn make sure to say like, I get it. People don't like me. I get it for the rest of my life. I'll have this. Like, you know, you just gotta, you just gotta like accept it because to
say, Oh, actually I didn't deserve it. It's like, okay. And then you didn't like really learn
anything, you know, even if it is subtle, if it is little or big or whatever, like, you know,
you're canceled, you're canceled for a reason if you learn from it. And if you don't think you
deserve to be canceled, then you don't, you don't really learn your lesson. Yeah. I think it's just,
that's a sign that you didn't take in the criticism and like i get it the criticism can be really loud and like i mean
you know better than anyone like yeah it can be like so just like disheartening and it's hard to
figure out which criticism is valid when you get that much and that much angry criticism but there
is valid criticism in there at the end of the day i think i think almost all criticism is pretty
valid because even if it's
something that you didn't mean right like back to my like transgender
video where it's like obviously that's not what I
meant but then you got to like look at yourself. Okay.
What did I say? Why was I what did I
put out? How did I put it out that like made people so angry
that you kind of like just evaluate then like
why people got so angry about it even if that's
not what you meant and like try to figure that out because
that's just part of being a public figure because
this is kind of the week of cancellations.
Crazy.
I don't know.
We don't like get totally into it.
But there was one.
We talk about her a lot.
Hayley Bailey.
There's just a lot of people upset.
I get it about the Met.
I know.
Again, poor timing.
I don't know why I'm dressed like the Met Gala today.
Literally everyone hates it.
But yeah, she was saying, you know, how basically she's just a normal person.
She didn't get invited.
She's not elite because she didn't get invited.
And basically saying like she didn't pay for her dress. She's like, I didn't
even pay for my dress. Like he just made it for free. But then the designer said he spent six
days, 20 hours working on this dress. And then they're like, she didn't even say his name in
the little clip. So they're like, okay, so you're not like paying people for, it's just kind of
wild, the whole influencer cancel culture. I feel bad on some hand, but it's like, on the other
hand, you know, they do the apology video and don't take down the original content it's like are they sorry it's just like such a weird world and look i know
i'm not above cancellation so i don't even like talking about it it's almost like oh i don't want
to talk about it because it could be you next or whatever but um it is kind of interesting how the
internet especially tiktok now they really like grab onto something they're canceling bumble like
you know you just like grab onto something and everyone gets canceled i miss all bumble
last week i was so out of it
because I was just working so much.
Oh, yeah.
What happened to, what did Bumble do?
Bumble is promoting women,
they're like, what is that?
The billboard says celibacy.
Celibacy is not the way to go.
Yeah, they're like, celibacy is not the answer.
Let's be honest, you're not gonna be celibate.
Is that why Julia Fox said she's celibate? Oh, I donia fox said like she's celibate oh i don't know did she recently say it yeah yeah yeah she i think i read it today
this morning when i was looking she oh yeah i think she must have commented on that bumble
thing then and said that she's been celibate for like two years yeah basically you're just telling
women like you're not gonna be celibate get on the app and like all the billboards in la are like
them like happy smiling there's another one where like there's a guy and a girl in bed and the girl's like mouth is like literally
being covered by like the guy or something so it's like that's so weird especially because
bumble was always like well bumble's trash first of all like no one good is on bumble but second
of all they always promoted it like a feat a pro female like females are in control because it
used to be like females had to talk to you first um i don't know if that's still like that but
everyone was mad at that i mean people get canceled for literally everything and sometimes warranted sometimes not warranted but I do back
to what I was gonna say the valid criticism because I think there's always like something
to like learn a little bit and with James then being like I don't want to be canceled it's like
okay but you were and you were it was valid and you said a lot of it was true so just own up to
it just take it take the C as they call it or take the l what one is it take the l
i guess that is a good segue into matt rife like being anti-cancellation though because he's like
it can't you can't cancel me basically right and i tweeted about this i was like don't forget
you're still canceled i'm like okay i'm not still canceled but he is right what did he say yeah um
i don't know if i agree with that like sentiment though what like what everyone was
saying to you like oh you're still cancer i think there's a difference because matt rife is basically
saying that like cancellation isn't like a real punishment and that he you can go ahead and try
to cancel him but he'll never have to own up to the aftermath basically like he's basically saying
he's like above it um and how like the criticism and like the cancel culture won't actually work because here it is at the Hollywood Bowl with this like Netflix special, you know.
But it's like you're at – yeah, you're at the Hollywood Bowl with the tickets that people had to basically give away for free.
So you're not above like criticism or cancel culture.
But he did get two new Netflix specials even after all that, like even the ticket sales and –
Yeah.
Well, you know what's funny?
This girl from Hacks, like the star of it, name's i forgot her last name hannah um she's also like a
comedian and she was kind of saying like someone asked her like what do you think about like the
state of comedy right now because the show's all about like a stand-up comic and she's like um you
know what like you can say like you're transphobic like you're homophobic like you're anti you're
misogynist anti-woman like jokes and guess what you're homophobic. Like you're anti. You're misogynist. Anti-woman. Like jokes.
And guess what?
You're still going to play out to like a whole theater.
So to sit there and try to say that you have to be careful about what you say when you're
like also playing to a sold out show.
It's like it's BS.
So I don't want to hear it basically.
You know?
Yeah.
And that's very like Matt Rive coded.
Because he's like you can't have it both ways.
You're complaining that like you're too attractive and no one wants to hear your jokes.
But then you go out on a stage of people who paid like a dollar to come see you because
they couldn't resell the tickets for anything like literally like wendy's nuggets are more
expensive than your tickets shout out wendy's nuggets i want that bucket if it's real i don't
know but um okay so but but right i get what you're saying there but then but it's like okay
his specials and stuff he's still getting money he's still getting money from netflix yeah he's still
getting money but it's also like you imagine the success he could have had if he didn't like
choose to be controversial and problematic you know like yeah i think there would be so much
more opportunity because like looking at his like the price of his tickets on his different tours
they're all pretty cheap like this one um that he did for netflix at the hollywood his like the price of his tickets on his different tours. They're all pretty cheap.
Like this one that he did for Netflix at the Hollywood Bowl.
Like the tickets were be selling for like five dollars.
The only place that was actually expensive was like Canada where it was like over a hundred.
But everywhere else it was like 20 and down.
Canadians your taste.
What is happening up there.
Yeah.
But and then in the again in the special he like Variety I guess like had a reporter in for his sit in on a special and he was like said transphobic jokes there again oh yeah jokes about
dv again no it was that that's what i was discussing about it because that was my retweet
is like i'm like he's kind of right in the sense like he's still getting deals from netflix which
is like crazy because it's like if you yeah like his cancellation was pretty bad yeah, the fact that he went up and like doubled down on those jokes about domestic
violence, that's pretty – and the transphobic ones.
I'm like you're just kind of a piece of shit then because it's like – I just feel
like those jokes just like bring hatred, right?
You're just like a straight white guy and you're just like inciting hate.
And like his audience maybe is – I don't know.
I don't know what his audience is anymore.
But if it's like those kind of people he's attracting now, it's like you're just
spreading more hate. So you're getting more of those ignorant people. I don't know. I just think that that's a person. I don't know. I don't know what his audience is anymore. But if it's like those kind of people he's attracting now, it's like you're just spreading more hate. So you're getting more
of those ignorant people. I don't know. I just think that that's a person. I don't know. Cause
it's like no longer jokes. It's kind of like, you're just being hateful and it's like not funny.
And I just was like, and it just, the reason I agreed with him is like, cause cancellation,
right? Like it is real. You do see people that get like 20,000 views. Right. And like that is a
can, that is a form of cancellation when people stop watching you and you stop getting brand deals.
And I've definitely been there.
So it's real to a certain degree.
I think he just hasn't experienced it fully.
Yeah.
I think he will.
Again, not wishing it on him.
I think something will catch up.
You see this kind of flash in the pan.
Not that he's like a flash in the pan,
but you kind of see people get really big.
It's kind of like,
kind of like Dane Cook.
I mean,
he makes a lot of money.
So again,
it's like,
what,
what do you consider cancellation?
Like going broke?
Like,
is he going to go broke?
Probably not.
Like,
but like Dane Cook definitely was canceled in my opinion.
Right.
Because he doesn't get hired by movies.
He's not touring.
His shows at the Laugh Factory are unannounced and free.
So it's like, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know how it works. I guess it depends on your
thing. But I think that guy from Seinfeld was definitely canceled, that Kramer, because he was
kind of popular and then he had his racist tirade. So I think there's forms of it and people can
forgive you. It's also like, yeah, you can come back from it. Kelly Osbourne, right? She had her cancellations. But she kind of comes back from it because people kind forgive you you know it's also like yeah you can come back from it like kelly
osborne right she had her cancellations but she kind of comes back from it because people kind of
see her as what is the word like ignorant maybe but semi well intentioned thing about life is that
his intentions are just like me yeah yeah he's just that's what i'm saying he's just like a
person like you're kind of just hateful it's not like oh i didn't mean that or it was a this was
a one joke i want to say it again it're kind of just hateful. It's not like, oh, I didn't mean that. Or it was a, this was a one joke.
I want to say it again.
It's like kind of like, especially like towards women, towards trans people who are like going
through like so much right now.
It's just like.
The lowest hanging fruit.
Like if you want to be about it, like be about it then.
Like make jokes about being a guy who bullies like six year old kids on TikTok.
Right, right.
Or refutes plastic surgery, even though we see the before and after.
If you want to be about it, then about deleting comments yeah but this like the lowest hanging fruit that
you're trying to like make jokes about to like the alpha male audience when you are nothing of
the sort like it's just so dumb to me and like people will see through it eventually like you
said like you can still he'll never be poor. Like he'll always be successful to some degree.
But I think you have to know that you're not going to be as successful as you could have been if you continue doing the thing that made gays, girls and straight guys like you, you know, totally.
Right.
And we kind of talked about that over the weekend, like briefly, too, is like people get canceled and they're like, oh, my gosh, like I can't afford.
I couldn't afford my house or I have to get
back to work or kind of afford like repairs in the kitchen, but I can afford to go fly
to Paris to go see the air store or something.
You know what I mean?
Like, okay.
So are you really, you're not broke, but you know, yeah, you lost a big source of income
and like maybe your income decreased from a hundred thousand to like $20,000 or whatever,
but it's still like, yeah, what it truly, I think people who like love to be entertainment
get canceled when like no one cares anymore and it doesn't matter if they kept their money or
whatever it's more just like the attention's not there and i think with matt you know most
comedians are like self-deprecating right like they make fun of their own race their own religion
their own like sex lives or whatever yeah being gay whatever but they're gay themselves like he
just like goes after like the opposite of him like he doesn't go after like the people that are like him or why he was canceled for me i always
like to self-deprecate of like being like i was i'm canceled on this whatever but he like goes
after like like you said the people that are already getting marginalized and like hate and
like actually being like killed for just existing and stuff so it's kind of wild meanwhile blocks
fans of like tana and brooke who like comment on his instagram like that's how you know it's like
you literally anytime someone says anything about you,
you just like either attack them
or block them and delete the comment.
So like that's how you know
you're not actually about it.
That's why it makes no sense to me.
Yeah.
Like why even?
He's cowardly.
Yeah.
Because the audience
that you're trying to attract,
like it's all fake.
Like you're not actually like that.
You know what I mean?
I know.
If you were like a baddie
who like de-gaffs and doesn't care and was above it, then you
would leave the comments up and you would like, you know, actually not care.
But instead of you have – you're probably paying someone to like block and delete these
people.
Oh, for sure.
What?
And not going on podcasts anymore and stuff like that.
He's just like so scared of getting – I mean I think Brick and Tan talked about that.
Like he was so scared of being canceled even going on their podcast and stuff.
So now he just like keeps everything, whatever, on the stage.
But it's like – but yeah, being like a hateful person.
You're just attracting more of that.
And if that's your audience, just like people like laughing at people that aren't you is like weird.
And you're not like Dave Chappelle.
If he was truly a bad boy, he would go on Joey's podcast.
Yeah, he would go on that.
Spill or spew.
Next week on Joey's. Oh, my God. Oh, God. That on that spiel. Spill or spew. Next week on Joey's show.
Oh, my God.
Imagine.
Oh, God.
That'd actually be everything.
Joey getting all the tea.
I love that.
Shout out, Joey.
Straight Man News is crazy this week.
I mean, literally so many.
We have so much to talk about because it's like the George Janko, Logan Paul.
We have Dave Portnoy and Call Her Daddy.
Like straight guys are really just a lot.
They're just doing the most of them.
And I kind of live for straight guy drama, actually.
Like the Georgian impulsive drama.
Have you seen that back and forth?
I read about it after you gave me a little tip.
I was like, okay, let me look into it.
I mean, they were going, I love when people respond over the weekend because we film this
on Monday and we usually get it like after we're done or Tuesday morning.
But they were going, even yesterday, I don't know if you even saw George's responses to
Logan.
No.
Yeah, that was yesterday. He's like, it's Mother's Day. I'm going to have a great day.
I'm having a great day but and then he like claps
back but I don't know if we had to get all that. Any more
Matt Rife commentary though?
I hate him. Probably always
will hate him and
he is an enemy of mine but also
I don't really think about him that much only when it comes
to filming this and then other than
that he doesn't take up any space in my brain because I really just don't care about him.
He's nothing to me.
You were giving a little bit of baby reindeer there when she was on Piers Morgan.
Never seen the show.
Don't know.
He tried to have sex with me, but he's also homosexual.
That was like a lot.
Never seen the show, but she's Scottish and 40 years old.
It's true because I literally leave this, though, and I don't think about him. Yeah, yeah years old. I'm sure because like I literally leave this though. And like,
I don't think about it.
But when I actually have to sit here and think about how much I hate him,
I'm like,
damn,
I really like dislike.
It gets you like riled up.
No,
I feel the same way.
That's why I kind of like this is like for the moment I get so into it.
Yeah.
And then literally forget the next day.
Yeah.
I was like,
what did we talk about?
We always talk about it when we see clips.
I was like,
oh my God,
did I say that?
Oh yeah,
we said that.
It's such a funny,
cause we are in a small room.
People don't know how small this is when people come they get so much smaller but it's like a small
room with like really bright lights so sometimes i feel like i'm hallucinating a little bit when
i do this show sometimes i'm like what are we even talking about what is it that's why i lose
my train of thoughts i don't know if it's the wig or pregnancy or lights i don't know what it is
maybe a mix of all of it i'm just like wait what is happening so again this is for entertainment
purposes only this show don't cancel us for me well i guess there's two good segues there's a straight man
there's element or miranda costco have also had her own baby reindeer
moment i guess she was the baby reindeer or she had a baby reindeer she had to be
she had a baby reindeer had a baby reindeer moment yeah in real life yeah um she has been
she's talked about this before i think on the
wit on whitney's podcast the one where she's like i actually do curse a little you know that episode
did you see someone at the mecca i was like what's your new favorite curse word and she's like i don't
have one did you see that no she's like they're like what's your new favorite curse word she goes
uh it's probably the same thing she kind of gives nothing interviews but i kind of live for that
because she's like she has her i carly bag and she doesn't really need to perform.
No, she doesn't care.
She's like, I don't care.
I love this.
So where was this?
Oh, this was on the podcast.
But this was a while ago, the Whitney behind the podcast.
Well, she did a new interview with Bustle Magazine, I guess, or like Easing.
I don't know if it was in print.
But she talked about how she watched Baby Reindeer and how it reminded her of her own
soccer story. And she hasn't really talked about it like she watched baby reindeer and how it like reminded her of her own like stalker story um and she hasn't really talked about it too much i think maybe whitney and maybe
that's about it but she had like a scary stalker incident where like um her stalker actually showed
up to her house when she wasn't there shot someone who thought who he thought was miranda and um
unalived lit himself on fire and unalived himself in her backyard oh my god why
yeah just because he was like obsessed with her um and she who did he pee pee um a girl who was
driving by who he thought was her and then the way she talks about it is very odd i think she
it's like traumatic obviously so maybe she doesn't want to like you know go full trauma mode
she's like smiling because sometimes people smile yeah because even on the whitney one like she
talked about it's like yeah there was like stuff that he was found with it was like ropes and
ammunition and stuff but like she's kind of like laughing about it yeah what else can you do i
guess and in this one she also like yeah like i saw the girl that he actually um shot and she
came out to me and she's like i don't know if i should actually tell you this but um i'm the girl
that your stalker shot instead of you and it was like a whole well at least
you survived yeah and then she said that the girl um like went to do the police report and then
instead of talking about the guy the stalker was talking about how she just got like dumped or
something it was all it was kind of a weird retelling of this story like miranda was retelling
this yeah miranda was doing saying all this in an interview, how, like, the victim was, like,
went to, like, report getting shot and was, like, and the cops were, like, so tell us
about the guy who did this.
And she was, like, well, like, I just got dumped, actually.
And then I was driving home because I just got dumped.
And I was, like, wait, like, where's the actual, like, information, like, on the case?
And I even went to, like, research to see, like, where's the, like, the on the case and i even went to like research to see like where's the like the actual info like police report info i couldn't find much like she really
hasn't talked about that much um but yeah she said that's how she relates to baby reindeer and how it
makes her afraid to live at that house obviously does she still live there she still does and she's
looking for her own a new place now um and she says that because of that incident, she goes to stay with her parents a lot.
Obviously.
You gotta move.
Yeah.
I had a baby reindeer incident in that house.
And I was like, I gotta move at my last house.
It's like so scary.
Because it's just like, it's just creepy to know that person could, well, I guess that
person can't come back.
But in a way, that's more soothing, I feel.
Knowing that person can't come back.
You know what I mean?
I would just be like, knowing in your yard that happened is so.
Yeah.
Oh, right.
That's the worst case scenario because he's actually still there 24-7 hunting her.
Like I would never stay there ever.
Yikes.
Oh, my God.
Yeah.
You remember when we went back to the house that happened to me and we like heard like
screaming at like two.
We went back to do our final walkthrough with like a landlord and it was like middle of
the day, like two o'clock p.m. in like the valleys to the city.
And never heard it in our house before.
But literally there was like screams, like our last walkthrough of like, and we both
heard it.
We thought it was outside.
But then no, it was coming from inside the house.
And we went up to the master bedroom and we heard the screams again.
It was like every like 10 minutes we heard like, it literally sounded like a woman being
unalived.
Insane type of scream, like something you would imagine in a sci-fi movie.
And we were getting goosebumps, which you get when there's like ghosts in the area.
And I never experienced that.
That was the most.
One of the most.
I had a lot of supernatural things.
I never did.
That was like insane.
We just walked out of the house.
I think something happened at the house after you left.
Must have been.
Because we left and we were renovating the house before we get back give it back yeah
something happened there that was crazy and i was just like and that's where i had all my stalker
incidences and stuff like that like really scary what a lie like overdoses i had a lot of stuff
happen at the house i i ran all over the house to see if there was a radio on or a tv the house
was empty we moved out like there were paintings it was our final day painting the house so nothing
on the walls nothing and i And I was running around.
I was like, I got to find something.
There must be a radio or TV on.
Something, somewhere making this noise.
It was insane.
We walked outside, walked around the house to see the neighbors.
It was wild.
That was scary.
So probably the same kind of thing.
Like you said, like the energies are still there.
It's like got to move immediately.
Yeah, there's something like that.
I always did.
Even when I got like my Lamborghini stolen from my apartment, I was like moving. Like anytime something happens, it's like gotta move immediately yeah there's something like that i always did even when i got like my lamborghini stolen from my apartment i was like moving like anytime
that something happens it's like crazy like that i mean yeah and she can i mean i know
everyone can economically but she probably could just move totally and yeah i'm surprised that
she still stayed there after yeah she's really interesting to me because she is like so
private like she doesn't really do press unless she like has to for um like
something she's promoting obviously like right now she's promoting like her new netflix movie
oh it's like a comedy or what yeah it's like a mother's day it was like a mother's day comedy
something bride i forgot how come we didn't get her on the podcast she wouldn't i don't think she
would say much but she does like the whitney, she kind of said a lot. I was like, okay.
But she's, like, really good friends with Whitney.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
So I think that's why she said more there than she ever really does.
But, like, yeah, all her interviews are just so, like, perfectly, like, PR, you know?
That's why I think this was really surprising that she even talked about this again in an interview.
Yeah, I wouldn't bring it up.
I mean, I feel like that's one of those things that's like you can't bring up like it's just so
also like why it's just like dark it's just like dark energy i like never like talking about stuff
like that like like the guy with the do you remember that dress i was like is it white and
gold or blue and black and he like unalived his wife yeah today it just came out and i was just
like and it was like graphic and i was like i'm like i know it's a hot topic but i'm like i don't
even like talking about it because it's like so dark it's so like scary yeah
or like that pastor just like all the dark stuff we never talk about like sad stuff because I'm
just like I don't know and stalker stuff is really scary especially when that stuff happens it's just
like yeah especially I mean she's like was a 20 she was 23 at the time it's like a 23 year old
girl like damn having to experience that and then keep it so private for so long. It's crazy.
I'd be moving back with my parents for sure.
I know.
I would literally never go back to the house.
I stopped when I had weirdos come to my house.
It was just that one house.
I don't know why.
There was like two or three that came.
That's when like literally – it was like every time like Moses and I weren't talking
and then I would be like ask him to come over and I'd be like, can you come over and stay
with me because I'd be like so scared.
It always happened when Moses and I weren't talking.
I always thought that was sus.
I'm like, hmm, is Moses planting these people here to just come to
my house because he was like we wouldn't talk for like a couple weeks or a month and then a weirdo
would come to my house and break in and I'm like and then I call Moses I'm like can you come over
like no I would I would always park in the outside so they would see that somebody was there so every
time I wasn't there because obviously if you have a stalker he's watching watching the house. So whenever I wasn't there, somebody would show up.
Like right away.
It'd always be like when you weren't there for like a couple weeks or whatever.
And I'd be like, okay, can you please come back?
Every time.
Maybe that's why we're together.
I feel like I just had so many stalkers at that house that I was just like, come back, come back, come back.
I'm the bodyguard.
You know, it's like the movie.
You did save the day a lot of times.
Even when I had security too.
It's like, it's so weird.
I don't know.
Anyways, it's dark. It's scary um you know who gives us nothing in interviews and i
really like and i want him so bad on this podcast but there's like what every time i see him in an
interview i'm just like oh my god absolutely not he'd probably hate me oh lord who do you know who
mike feist did you see him with emma chamberlain no oh i vote yeah oh the matt gallo one yeah oh
him and josh o'connor yeah did you see that one
yes like a lot of people in the comments are saying maybe that's like his personality is
just dry or whatever like that but he gave nothing she was asking like their favorite candy
and um josh was like jolly ranchers or something and and she's like oh my god yeah jolly ranchers
like love and then she's like what's your favorite candy he's like not that and she okay but what would it be he's like, not that. And she's like, okay, but what would it be?
He's like, just not that.
And then he said something else.
Like, there was another one where he gave absolutely nothing.
Oh, he ended the interview.
He's like, okay, well, thank you.
Oh, she's like, oh, are you guys, like, matching?
And they're like, I mean, it's the way they, like, you know, like, whatever.
It's, like, the same designer.
She's like, oh, but, like, the beads and whatever.
And then he's just like, okay, thank you, like, for the interview and, like, left it.
I was like, ah. And Emma gets, like, the good out of everybody right she's like so likable yeah i
was like never mind me i love mike by is more than anything the whole world but well there's another
interview that went viral i forget which outlet it was but it was like the challengers like junket
and he like mike you could see he was like looking away like kind of falling asleep
and zendaya like how to go like mike you okay there buddy see he was like looking away, like kind of falling asleep. And Zendaya kind of go like, Mike, you okay there, buddy?
Because he was so like tapped out.
Oh, maybe he's just tired.
She was like, yeah, like, you know, it's been a long day.
We're almost at the end of press.
But it was like her and Josh were still like kind of high energy.
But then Mike was just like.
He hates interviews, I think maybe.
Even like Josh Nocona, like someone asked him, I think at one of the Challengers premieres,
he was like, so how do you feel knowing this role could elevate your career and make you even more famous?
And he goes, oh God, that's horrible.
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That's so random.
I think they're just like
not really, you know,
Hollywood boys maybe.
I don't know.
I kind of love that.
I love that about him.
But I saw him be interviewed.
Mike Feist was getting interviewed
by like two six-year-old girls
in his hometown.
Yeah, he was so cute.
Yeah, then he was like
happy and giggly
and I was like, okay,
maybe he just is like over
or maybe that just is his personality.
Like he's just dry
because even Zendaya
was singing a little Dear Evan Hansen in an interview
and he was giving nothing back.
Like, you know when she's like,
I want to see,
I want to hear you do a little Dear Evan Hansen.
And he was like, there you go.
You guys just did it.
I was like, oh my God,
if he's not even doing that for Zendaya,
like he would actually be the worst.
No, I think it's from like Ohio.
Oh, I thought maybe it was a European.
Yeah, maybe.
I thought so.
Maybe.
He does look,
we talked about that he looks look European but he's literally just
Midwest like from Ohio
like I think he's adopted I did a whole deep dive
I think it's just
a lot of theater guys are like that though too just in
general they take themselves very seriously
like Christian Borle I know we always talk about him too but he's
also very serious
I think the theater
people they have a lot of
judgments towards Hollywood actors.
And when they become one, they're like, oh, no.
Wait, what?
I feel like that's their dream is to be like Jeremy Jordan.
He was the guy from Smash season two.
Do you remember him?
The one that dated Catherine McPhee?
He was like the young kid, kind of like the one that's like, oh, whatever.
Anyways, he was supposed to be in Greatest Showman as Zac Efron's part.
And I guess they went with Zac Efron cause he's a bigger name,
but he was like still bitter,
not bitter,
but still like upset about it.
He always tells the story and whatever,
how they went with a big Hollywood name.
But I feel like their dream is to be Hollywood.
You don't think so?
Or you think they just think they're better?
I think just,
it's the group that didn't become Hollywood.
So naturally they,
but Mike Weiss is Hollywood now.
Like he's so mainstream.
So now he's like,
Oh no,
you know,
I turned my back on my roots.
That's interesting.
All my friends think I'm, you know, now I'm this a-hole Hollywood star.
Oh, he's trying not to be that meme.
Okay.
Maybe I see that.
Yeah, Broadway people don't translate to mainstream.
It is interesting.
I don't think, I don't know why.
But, yeah, they probably think they're more talented.
I always get that vibe.
I want to be on Broadway, so I don't want to give anything.
But I feel like theater people, and you know what?
To their credit, they are probably more talented than everybody because-
It's a totally different set of skills.
I mean, to go up every night and act your thing and sing and dance and all that.
I mean, it's a completely different set of skills.
Yeah, you have to be a home run in all those categories where like actors on TV can be
coached, edited, whatever.
They could be horrible actors and still do well on movies.
That's the tea right there.
So you know what? I give yeah you're right you should be snotty because you are better than
everyone now i do think broadway actors are better than everybody so i'll go with that i think they're
the most elite not the elite what is the word elite not like originally but like the talents
most talented like the x game of you know like they're the super athletes. The X game. Who's that? What's the X game? What is that?
They're like the super athletes of X game.
What is an X game?
Like the Olympians.
Yeah.
Okay, Olympians.
But what's an X game?
You know the X games?
No.
What is it?
No, I don't hear from Moses.
He looked to you too.
What's an X game?
You know the X game.
At the time when I was young, it was like, you know, skateboarding, like all kind of stunts.
Is that what it is?
Really crazy kind of like sports that are not the traditional sports.
Oh, okay.
I actually never heard of that.
Is that what you were going to say?
I went to an X Games once.
But Olympians is probably what I'm more mad at.
Right.
They're the Olympians of acting.
I just never heard of that.
Like, I really thought it was like Twitter, like the X of Twitter.
So I was like, so X Games?
I wasn't being mean. I was just like trying to figure it out. I was like, what is an X of Twitter. So I was like, so X Games? I wasn't being mean.
I was just like trying to figure it out.
Because I was like, what is an X Game?
And then he smiled and laughed.
So I thought maybe we're making it up.
I was like, wait, what is an X Game?
Because he was laughing and looking.
And I was like, wait, what?
The X Factor.
Yeah, right.
Watching America's Got Talent now.
I was like, oh, did you get the TikTok I sent you?
No.
When did you send it?
The one of the, what's the band in the movie, The Idea of You?
You know which one I'm talking about?
Which one?
The band, An Idea of You.
Oh, yes.
And the song, well, they were singing, you know, like at Coachella or wherever they were
singing, and the song they were singing is like, Roman Catholic choirs.
It was the One Direction.
Did you get that one?
No.
Where did you send it?
To your TikTok.
The Entertainment Tonight TikTok?
Yeah, because you always send me stuff from there.
No, now he's CEO.
Yes.
If you go through our messages
it's like a ton of tiktoks it might not be me you know you know the whole staff has
and i don't use the tiktok i didn't know that but what i do think it is
maybe i'm just sending tiktoks to random people over there. You're like, does she work here?
I think what it is,
is your phone number must be attached to it because Moses too, when he texts me a TikTok,
it goes through the messages on TikTok.
So I think when you text it to me,
because I'll see that once you've sent me in there.
So, okay, well, maybe I should text it to you then.
I was like, I'll just reply, I guess, back to this.
That is so funny.
Now just your coworkers are getting random ones. Anyways, it's not even important. Somebody at DT is like, I'm a stalker I guess, back to this. That is so funny. I can imagine. Not just your coworkers are getting random ones.
Anyways.
It's not even important.
Somebody at DT is like, I'm a stalker.
I don't know what to tell you.
I'm the baby reindeer at DT.
No one was mean.
That is so funny.
Oh, gosh.
Anyways.
So what was the TikTok?
I don't know.
What was it?
Wait, what?
We were just talking about, was it One Direction?
The Idea of You.
Oh, the Idea of you oh the idea of you
with the one direction singing at the x factor oh what's the song the cold plane yeah yeah i love
that performance i showed it to moses that's my favorite one they're so bad especially at the end
of the day whoa the vocals are just all over the place oh my god how is it so awful anyways i know
we talked about that before but it boggles my mind still to this day.
Crazy.
Here on the show,
we have the brief and deep brief of the show.
I know, I know. It's like, did you get that memo?
Did you get the email?
That's true.
It's our time to do our communications,
our word communications.
Nobody cares at all.
Oh my God, so sorry.
What do people care about this week?
Do we have good hot topics?
I feel like it's a mess.
Chris Olsen got ringworm.
What?
First of all, what is that?
We're talking about Georgie.
Chris Olsen.
I mean, I don't know.
TikTokers are having a rough week.
He was crying too, I saw.
He was crying about something this week.
I mean, you know, valid.
Was it the ringworm?
What happened?
Where did he get it?
He got it at the gym.
Aloe gym?
Maybe.
He didn't specify the gym, but it sounded like, obviously it has to be a bougie one.
He was like, yeah, like I went to the gym and I guess I was on equipment that didn't
get wiped down and usually I shower right after I work out, but instead I went to a
sauna.
So it gave the ringworm ample time to get infected i guess he's
trying to like be a ringworm advocate i think okay we don't have any of that so yeah no awareness
because he posted like photos on instagram of him like with his ringworm on his face and he also got
it down there he didn't post the down there wait what on his genitals i guess he just said down there i'm not saying no to that i'm just like first of all why we see it on the face it's fine it's like
if you have herpes of the face just say i have herpes you see it on my face you don't have to
say like also there's some down there you could probably assume it migrates down that way that's
wild oh my god tiktokers are wild oh my god i feel for the tiktok uh social media
stars because i'm just like they kind of are wild and they get so they're just a lot that's a lot
right i mean i kind of appreciate that he's like uh you know trying to break down the stereotype
against ringworm i didn't know there was one i don't think what do you think ringworm is like oh
there's like a you think there's an actual worm in you, I guess.
Did you –
I want a tapeworm in me.
That's what I want.
That's the one that makes you skinny?
Yeah.
They eat your food for you.
But ringworm is not a worm.
No.
Okay.
I didn't know that though.
See, I learned from Chris's advocacy about ringworm.
It makes me just not want to go to the gym.
And that's where you're getting ringworm.
Again, I was thinking that too.
I'm like, he has to go to bougie gyms.
My 24-hour, as you know, is a very dubious kind of gym.
I didn't know.
Remember the guy, the senior citizen was blow drying his hole in the hand dryer?
Oh.
Yeah.
No.
Okay.
Kind of.
Yeah.
Is that dubious?
I mean, I don't think that's sanitary.
Right.
You know, so.
Oh, maybe you should report it.
He's just so old i don't know there
was another guy who like had his like opened his shorts in front of the hand dryer i think people
are confused about what to do with the hand dryer that's why i literally just dry my hands on
my shorts because that's bad oh same yeah the ones where you like dip it into i'm just like
absolutely not yeah i think there was maybe i just learned it in a tech talk but i or there was a study i don't know but i something i saw was that like that's
actually where you get the most germs is from a hand dryer yeah i totally believe it especially
from what i've witnessed the hand dryer by the door handle i always am like with the door handle
with the napkin but you would think chris is that like the like an aloe equinox i don't know
so maybe those gyms are secretly the dirtiest because they are so bougie.
We want you to build us an aloe gym, Moses.
Yeah.
We forgot to tell you that.
That's for our Patreon video.
Since aloe won't invite us, can you recreate the gym in our garage?
Yeah, send me some inspiration photos.
Can you actually?
Because that would be so cool.
I feel like it wouldn't be that hard.
It doesn't look that hard to recreate.
We have a lot of the equipment.
We just need the aloe backdrop.
Yeah.
We need something bougie like bougie water or something in there.
The lighting system, maybe.
It's possible.
I mean, garage is the easiest thing to convert.
It's just blank walls.
Because I really do want to go to the gym once I have this baby.
But maybe if we have like a really cute gym outside.
We should come up with a name for it, like our own name.
We're going to be Aloe.
We want people to think we're at the Aloe.
Yeah.
Looks like we're sponsored.
No one's paying us.
That's the one that's like, stop using our logo.
We're seasoned to serve.
Yeah.
What if we do a Just Trish gym?
We have the backdrop Just Trish.
It's all pink.
People want to come work out here.
And it's like more fierce than Aloe.
Oh, yeah.
We could do like pink lighting and have our water bottles.
Yeah.
And we have to get like people who are like still cool and popular but like
yes like tana hasn't gotten invited to aloe but she has to have
alleged she said that she hasn't i also like is she really making an effort like i think
if she wanted to she could for sure but i don't think she's like a gym girly right she doesn't
really care about the gym i don't think so i think she just eats small portions because i've gone out to eat with her and i think she just eats a gym girly, right? She doesn't really care about the gym. I don't think so. I think she just eats small portions.
Because I've gone out to eat with her and I think she just eats small portions.
I remember when I did it with her, I was like, oh, man, I feel like this is what normal people
eat.
They just eat like a little bit of their meal, not the full meal that I get.
I get like three meals when we go out.
When we get Cheesecake Factory, I get fettuccine and chicken littles.
Oh, that sounds so good.
Right?
It goes together, like chicken and pasta.
Yeah.
It's good.
I love it.
And then he'll get a flatbread sometimes.
And then, of course, I eat a little bit of Malibu's and it's just like a whole thing.
And I was like – then when I go out to eat with like regular people, I just eat regular
like normal food.
I'm like, oh, man.
Just one dish.
Just one dish.
A little bit of baked potato, a little bit of steak.
That's it.
Leave a little on the plate.
I'm going to try that.
That's going to be my new goal is maybe a little bit more portion control.
But anyways, the Aloe Gym.
Hopefully you got that.
If you have been rejected by alo reach out to us
we will foster you we'll take you in yeah we're gonna be in the workout era for sure just gym
well that doesn't really go well okay maybe maybe gym trish or something we need that we
need the branding in there we need the trish branding trallo oh that's oh right can you say but just
with an accent like you can do like you're doing the tavern the aloe aloe aloe that's a little
accent yeah you pronounce it differently i'm here for it just so don't sue us hello
it's free promotion like i'm saying no imagine them saying no. But you can't.
Why not?
Can you open a McDonald's?
Oh, I think you can.
Didn't Nathan for you do that?
And he's like, you just say it's parody or something like that.
I think he did a Starbucks, remember?
And everyone was like, it's parody.
Parody food?
Yeah.
Remember he gave it out for free?
Do you remember that?
No.
No. Oh, my God.
Someone tell us.
If they give it for free, yeah.
Like I can see it.
Oh, they don't make money off of it.
Yeah, you're not a commercial.
Oh, I see.
We're making money off our Patreon.
Okay.
Just kidding.
Well, shout out to Chris Olson for standing up for-
The ringworm.
Ringworm.
Victims or whatever.
Ringworm.
Does it say survivor?
Survivors.
Survivors.
No, he got prescribed a antifungal cream and yeast infection
pills to battle the ringworm oh okay so you can get rid of it yeah um but still bold so you know
proclaim especially when you're pretty you know i imagine it's like yeah we don't want to think
about that yeah well i mean like it's so brave of him to as a pretty person to show that you know
pretty people have problems that's true that is very true that, you know, pretty people have problems too. That's true. That is very true.
I know.
You know, more people actually be more open with their stuff.
Fungal infections.
I'd be more open.
That's what, like, offended me with, like, the whole herpes thing is when, like, all
those people were accusing me of it.
I'm like, I'd be, like, the number one, like, advocate for it because I love to overshare
everything.
You know what I mean?
I could be the face of it.
I could be in all the herpes commercials, all that stuff like that.
So it's like, I was more offended about that. I was just like, wait, what? Like, is this like if I was on Ozempic? I'd be the face of it I could be in all the herpes commercials all that stuff like that so it's like I was more offended about that I was just like wait what like is this like
if I was on ozempic I'd be saying ozempic I'd be like the face of it like I don't care like
that's so weird I would be the advocate but I'm not gonna be an advocate for something I don't
have you know like chlamydia I'm like yeah okay or gonorrhea take the red pill it's gone but
it is a red pill actually you know how they always say red pill blue pill but it's an actual red pill
I don't know what the red pill gets you in politics, but.
I think it's a matrix thing, no?
Like the matrix.
You take the red pill or the blue pill.
I've never seen it.
Me neither.
I always thought once.
Yeah, because one will wake you up and one will keep you asleep.
Oh.
Which one do you take?
I don't want to be asleep, I think.
Same.
Sleep forever.
Who wants to be awake?
I already took it, so.
What'd you take?
Which one did you take?
The red pill. Oh. Oh, the red pill oh oh what's that
do or is that for gonorrhea just kidding i don't know if you ever had gonorrhea so far when we've
been together we have been not transmitting any diseases there's no echo chamber here yeah
because when i was doing of too I was always getting checked
all the time
but usually it's the non people
that do the non performance
stuff that don't get checked
regularly
so I should be more concerned
about you
it's usually the professionals
that have it checked
you know what I mean
they always think it's
the other way around
I'm a professional
huh
I'm a professional
just not commercial
what
not commercial what
commercial
it's a it's a parody oh okay
did you actually take a red pill one time or are you just saying this
i'm just saying like you said like if you choose to stay asleep in life or be awakened okay got it
but did you actually take a red pill i think it's a metaphor i but i'm saying i took an actual
red pill for gonorrhea have you ever taken one no i'm talking about the politics one okay well
that's what i was asking i was like maybe that was just for something else i mean red pills probably
come in all form for antibiotics you know but i don't know i think my one of my adderalls is blue
my other one is oh red and pink oh pretty, it's like half pink, half red.
Like, you know, the split in the middle.
It's very like Pepto-Bismol, I think, does that too.
I think, aren't they just pink?
I've actually never taken a Pepto-Bismol pill.
Oh, you haven't?
I've always taken it in the jug.
I don't like the texture of Pepto-Bismol, so I take the pill.
I love like cough syrups and stuff.
I actually love them.
Oh, I hate cough syrups.
Really?
I'm like a baby about it. I love them. They taste good and stuff. I actually love them. Oh, I hate cough syrups. Really? I'm like a baby about it.
I love them.
They taste good.
No, I hate it.
I love like the honey texture of it all.
Oh, no.
Really?
The Pepto-Bismol is also like thicker and like weirdly creamier.
Oh, I don't live for that texture.
We should do a Patreon video trying all the different liquids out there when we're sick
one day.
Just try all of them.
I don't know if that's safe.
I guess probably
not but that'd be fun i love coming up with patreon videos it's so fun i'm just really
into drama get it it's really consuming me i want to watch the other i know i literally cannot wait
that's all i've been thinking about especially because i think james charles tweeted over the
weekend um someone had like the cross streets did you see that yes it was what was it dick and
yeah he's like time and place that was wild the prelude to
the time and place what she was saying she's like and then it's like she's like time and place i
mean but is there a time and place for that yeah that's my favorite part and that was the time and
place for a 38 year old and a 19 year old to have those conversations ever yeah anyways yeah
thinking about that like him talking about the waiter and like and it's
like all if it's tati's birthday dinner it's also like 38 year olds she said it was like a childhood
childhood friends and jeffree star i guess but okay it's lame yeah what a dinner what a dinner
what a weird anyways saga you know the saga is i love that you're involved in drama again in five
years later it's also so on brand for you. I was thinking about it.
I was like, it just makes sense.
I love finding out old tea.
Because I was so out of it.
And I remember people talking about it.
I'm like, I don't care.
You thought you were the Dramageddon at the time.
Oh, yeah.
We talked about that.
How I really thought like I was getting, I was getting canceled by everyone.
PewDiePie was making a video about me.
Like it was getting canceled by every single person that week.
But bigger fish to fry.
There were.
I know. There were. And I was just so consumed with myself. That making a video about me. It was getting canceled by every single person that week. Bigger fish to fry, I guess. There were. I know.
There were.
And I was just so consumed with myself.
That's a good lesson, too, is no one's really thinking about you as much as you're thinking
about yourself.
You know what I mean?
Because it's like, I really thought my life was over at that time.
And I was like, oh, no one probably really cared because drama getting was going on.
Unless you're like Tati and James, then I think you were the most thought about.
Oh, for sure.
Right, right.
That's true.
I've never been on that scale. So I don't know. Except for when my daughter was born and people thought she. Oh, for sure. Right, right. That's true. I've never been on that scale.
So I don't know.
Except for when my daughter was born
and people thought she was a queen in England.
Maybe they did that to distract people from your drama.
Oh, as a favor.
Shout out Tattoo and James.
You pay, you know, the conspiracies.
You pay them to like cover it up.
Create a drama.
I know.
Maybe.
I feel like that does happen a lot.
Because I think this week it was like
Kim was getting canceled, Kim Kardashian. And then Khloe just came out of nowhere. I was like, I gave a lot. Because I think this week it was like Kim was getting canceled, Kim Kardashian.
And then Khloe just came out of nowhere.
It was like I gave a prurity test to Tristan because I thought Rob was the dad.
I was like, what?
Crazy.
Yeah.
I was like, wait, where is this coming from and why?
Chris was like, we need one of you to say something dumb.
Dumb, for real.
For sure.
She's like, I think it's Rob.
Then she said something about the doctor wanting to keep her baby after it was delivered.
I didn't see that at all.
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
After her surrogate.
Yeah. So basically she was After her surrogate. Yeah, so basically
she was away for the weekend
with True
and the doctor's like,
no, this baby has to be born
two weeks early.
It has to be born now.
And she's like,
but I can't come back.
I'm away for the weekend.
And he's like,
oh, I'll just keep the baby
until you come back.
The doctor said that.
Where was Chloe saying
all this first of all?
Like, where was she?
She must have been doing
an interview
because there was like
all this tea.
She was.
I saw her like sitting somewhere.
So she's like doing a podcast.
Oh, it was definitely a podcast. Joey? Spill or spew. I don't know what
it was. It was a girl. It was like a woman, like a blonde woman interviewing her. She was doing like
full on tea everything, like just so – like I appreciated the honesty. There was some where
she's like I didn't feel connected to, you know forget her baby's name um her boy baby so I didn't feel connected to him for six
months like I appreciate the honesty of that but some of the stuff she does like wild because for
her it's like that's her reality so it doesn't seem so but for most of us that don't use surrogates
it's what part of it to be I mean you're detached. You didn't carry the baby.
It creates so many things to overcome. Yeah, but I carried ours and I still was detached. That's
what I'm saying. I appreciate her honesty of that because I feel like when I say it, everyone's like,
oh my gosh, you're not attached to the baby for six months or whatever. But it's like,
it can be a disconnect for anyone. I mean, yeah, surrogacy probably is a whole other disconnect.
She said Kim didn't feel that way, but I definitely didn't feel that way. That's why I just appreciate when people talk about that stuff because I'm like, you feel
like a bad mom if you don't connect right away to like a baby.
You're just kind of like, oh, who's this baby?
Although she might have been something else.
She was on the SheMD podcast.
Oh, my God.
I love that they do all these random ones.
I know.
Like the skinny, but not skinny, not fat one.
They always do.
Like always, always.
And her son's name is Tatum.
Tatum. Tatum. Yeah, Tatum and True. That true that makes sense yeah she kind of was just wild and in this podcast she was yeah then she
said she lost 80 pounds after she gave birth to true in 2018 oh and everyone's like are you sure
it wasn't ozempic that's so funny but t i kind of agree with her i feel like really i'll get back
down to the weight i started from because i really do feel like the weight I gain is just baby weight because I eat so much less when I'm pregnant.
So I think I will be skinnier than when I started.
Yeah, you're going to get like instantly slender.
I love that slender is –
Okay.
All right.
You can't call people skinny.
So I mean I have to at this point.
This is just ridiculous.
But I don't eat a lot.
So I think – I remember last time when I had the baby, I was like skinnier than when I
started.
And it was quite amazing.
You're right, Chloe.
I guess I was really out of it last week because I'm like just reading this stuff.
I'm like, she is wild.
She's trying to persuade Tristan into giving her another baby.
No.
Yes.
I didn't hear that part.
She wants another baby with extras in Thompson and plans to persuade the NBA star despite
their 10th history.
Wait, what?
Girl, first of all, if you have to persuade anyone to have a baby with you, maybe not.
That's wild.
That's crazy.
Chloe was really saying a lot last week, I guess.
I mean, they're very much into the, like, we want the same baby daddy for all the kids.
Like, they've always said that.
Like, Chloe, too.
She goes, I just want the same, them to be siblings, to have the same father.
I'm like, is it that important if, like, the father's, like, not around?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I don't know.
That seems.
And isn't the show coming back soon?
Yeah.
So, I mean.
They gotta hype it up.
Like, all of that, this is all in the show.
Oh, yeah.
Like, that's what she's talking about.
That's what we were saying.
I was like, you know, I feel like Kim will talk about Taylor because she never talked
about it.
And Kendall was also on Vogue this past week too.
Oh, what did she say?
Anything?
She talked about feeling pressure to have a baby
because her family all wants her to have one.
She's thought that she would have a baby by now or whatever.
She's still young, isn't she?
She's still young, yeah.
But I guess when you're the only one,
you kind of feel that pressure, I guess.
Oh my gosh.
I feel like when you have –
her sister's had him older too, so it's like i wouldn't feel that much pressure except for kylie
right i guess kylie is the exception but most of them like courtney what was she 45 or something
when she had her last baby um but then she also kind of denied being a nepo baby when it comes
to modeling which is like what this is like the cancellation where you just gotta own up to it
be like i'm a nepo, but also I'm killing it.
So who cares?
She said that she definitely worked her way to being a model and that she was going to castings in the middle of nowhere.
What does that mean?
She went to Glendale.
She's like, I'm like Pasadena.
Oh, my gosh.
You're so right.
Like, what does that mean?
Middle of nowhere.
She's not going to Kansas.
She had to go somewhere. They didn't she have to go somewhere?
They didn't come to her house.
Right.
She's like, I actually went out.
Which no one does anymore anyway since the pandemic.
Everyone just.
Oh, my God.
It's so wild.
But yeah, then they, this article kind of clocked her because then they put clips of
Keeping Up with the Kardashians where Kris talked about setting up meetings for Kylie
and Kendall to do like modeling stuff when they were like 13, 14.
Yeah. No, for sure. I mean, you have to have an, it's so hard to get into the industry like it's one thing yeah you have to work hard and do all that stuff like that but it's like you
have to have ends you can't just like even now it's so hard for me it's like you have to have
an end and then oh yeah so her first campaign was uh Marc Jacobs and then I guess they Vogue also
went to Marc and was like yeah I had no idea who they were and I didn't really want to be associated
with them but I thought I could Kendall a shot and then kendall was driven to prove people wrong
so she wanted to slay and the rest is history was anyone like against them was anyone like
no they have not what tastes they're skinny and pretty i mean i know kendall especially she's like
skinny tall who was like saying this isn't gonna work maybe me i could like if i walked for mark
jacobs i'd be like wow i, I beat the odds. You know what I
mean? But like Kendall,
you're skinny, rich, and pretty. So
I don't think you were like going
against that many odds, but
I mean, I love.
Oh my God. You know, everyone has their struggles.
I'm not going to, you know, whatever.
Oh my God, that is so funny. Struggles with that.
Whoa, she cut in the cucumber. She had this
weekend pouring the tequila or whatever. Oh my girl, she was struggling with that too struggles with that. Whoa, she cut in the cucumber. She had this weekend pouring the tequila or whatever.
Oh my girl, she was struggling with that too.
In Vegas?
Yeah, they look good.
Like we said, they slayed.
They look so good.
They're gorge.
It's like hard to be against them because it's also like, damn, you're so pretty.
I kind of forget.
I know.
Kim had such a cancellation this week and I think rightfully so.
But also, she slayed at the Met.
So I was like, that's what I'm wearing this week.
But no, remember we hated her Met look because it was too skinny.
Oh, right.
Well, I'm the opposite of her.
I'm the opposite.
Yeah, you don't have the corset.
So you're like the unproblematic.
I just belly out.
Did she actually take reabs out?
Or do we know?
Was it the actual corset?
I think it was just the corset.
She did like a get ready with Vogue.
And they showed how. Did it go in that much, though? I think so, yeah. corset. She did like a get ready with Vogue and they showed how.
Did it go in that much though?
I think so, yeah.
Oh, shit.
Okay.
And she's also like unhealthy.
Like, I don't know.
She goes really unhealthy to get skinny.
Yeah, she'll say like not eating or they asked her how she was breathing and she's like an
art form, you know.
It's like breathing shouldn't be an art form.
It should be something you just do.
You know what I mean?
You just have to like practice breathing.
But her Mugler one was like that too.
The one where it was like dripping wet.
So I guess that's just her thing.
Also, I think just the proportion to her waist or her hips were probably just like so – that's
what made it more cartoonish or just more shocking.
Yeah.
I mean either way, it's definitely not healthy because even corsets like – because you
have to train your waist to get that way.
Like this is not good.
It squeezes your organs and stuff like that.
So I feel like it's unhealthy in general to get that way. Like, it's just not good. It squeezes your organs and stuff like that, like that. So I feel like it's just unhealthy in general to promote that.
But, you know, that wasn't the worst of her cancellations last week.
So I was like, I guess for that, it's like, give her a pass.
Yeah, let's move on to bigger – yeah.
Yeah.
So I was like, okay.
I like her, though.
She's pretty.
It's a pretty privilege.
Anytime I see anyone pretty, I'm just like, oh, they're pretty.
So –
I don't know.
Hailey Bailey, too.
This looks like Hailey Bailey's dress here.
It's just like all flowers.
Oh, my God. Pretty. That was her headpiece yeah yeah it's wild it's so wild like when people
it's so wild too it's like when people say like they don't pay someone because they're trying to
like seem relatable but also it's like why aren't you paying people you know what i mean yeah why
especially when you have the means to do so you know it's like it's not like a law roach and day
thing where they like went in together like they were right come up like okay like we're we might be struggling for a little bit at first
but like no matter what like you're gonna get there and we're gonna help each other up and
i'm sure he's still getting paid yeah it's like chris appleton still gets paid to do kim kardashian's
hair you know what i mean like i'm sure they're still getting paid so i hope that's like she was
just saying that to be relatable and it's not true because that did kind of make me sad it's
like always pay designers you know how we talked last week about the new trend is more like family home-cooked meals people don't care
anymore about the glamorous and the expensive stuff so it's funny to see people go to the
Met Gala and the minute after they're like when they get criticized for $75,000 like oh no I
didn't buy the ticket oh no I didn't pay for the dress I just showed up it's not I'm like no just
own it like or say you're a normal person.
I guess she spends like $17,000 on rent, allegedly, or something like that.
And it's just like, yeah.
It's kind of wild.
I would never say I'm a normal person.
But also, I wouldn't say I'm like...
I guess she was just trying to combat it.
I think my best advice to Hailey Bailey is maybe delete the original TikTok.
And then people find it a little bit more sincere.
It wasn't like sponsored or anything?
Like, is she like contractually obligated to?
Like, that's really the only thing I can think of.
Like, I'm assuming she went in like a partnership with TikTok because they were like the sponsor of the Met Gala.
She did say that.
She's like, I did go with TikTok, but I didn't even go to the Met Gala is basically what she was saying.
Because that really is the only like excuse.
And like, I guess also like if that was the excuse, like she should saying because that really is the only like excuse and like
i guess also like if that was the excuse like she should have said that in the apology so i'm
assuming then actually i'm gonna walk that back i don't think that can be the excuse
cut clips with her like i'm just a normal person i'm not even elite oh she said she like just came
home right after the tiktok interviews but then in the other one she just came back from after
parties so no you know i know i think you get caught up and then they showed like a clip of
her giving her 17 000 apartment tour and just how much think you get caught up and then they showed like a clip of her giving her seventeen thousand dollar apartment tour
and just how much she like spends on it and it's just like oh it's just like she was you know i
just think people with one bathroom is just like how do you even do it because she had like three
bathrooms in new york it's like so i think it's just again i've been there like oh foot and mouth
or you like forget you say something or whatever but it's also like trying to backpedal and pedal
it back it's like kind of like people who also keep it moving like mikaela you know who like never address anything i don't
know it's just all like flash in the pan you look cool by the way i like your converse oh thanks you
look like west side story did you watch it over the weekend i certainly didn't know your jacket
looks like that you like mike feist you know it's so random i got this jacket because i was like i'm
gonna wear this jacket for um to meet pokey main
because this is gonna be my outfit i know you should have kept it for it i should come back
i know that would have been so cute i'll get a new outfit for pokey i love it where do you shop
where do you get something like that um i actually don't remember i just was at the mall like pre
that big chunk of interviews we did pre-ted pre all of them oh i see yeah it was just like on a
rampage trying to find something yeah
to find anything um but i i invested over the weekend because i guess memorial day sales
happened early so i was like let me actually start buying some clothes so does that apply
to the tesla truck do they have memorial day sales oh my god i did go to the tesla store and
what did they say they said the guy was also like he was not feeling me i guess i don't know he was almost
like scoffing when i was like so what's the tea with cyber trucks and he's like well like probably
like a year uh you're looking like at a year um he's like they're starting at 100k but they said
they were supposed to have like the 60k model coming out soon but there's no timeline for that
i was like oh okay um so i was like because my lease is going to be up so i was like okay so
if my lease is up like well you think i'd be able to get one he's like oh you don't even
have a reservation so you're looking at like two years oh i hate that me too and i was like you
didn't you have the dream that elon was going to just give us yeah he's going to yeah so i wish i
almost did say two i was like well my boss said she had a dream. We're getting free ones, actually.
We'll be like Kim Kardashian is posing outside of the Tesla trucks.
I see it.
My boss tweeted Elon.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
That's a good one.
Say that next time.
That would have been everything.
What else were we manifesting?
You were manifesting something.
What was I manifesting for you?
You said something the other day and I was like, oh, my God, that's so.
It wasn't the cappuccino maker, was it? the pasta sauce shout out caboni is that the name yes babe
what oh my god that's literally the name on it that's how you said i didn't think that what do
you think it was in my head i didn't think that no but we were saying i was saying if i had um
like a line of food like or Italian restaurant or anything Italian food,
I would call it 14%. Oh, no, but that wasn't it.
There was something
that you were like manifesting.
You're like, oh, maybe,
God, who wasn't?
I wanted to give a shout out
on the podcast.
There was something.
I know.
Baby brain.
You can literally blame
everything on that.
You have to take advantage
of the last few days.
Literally, I know.
And I'm eating whatever
the last few days.
I'm like, what can I eat
after this pasta?
That's why I went to Bang & Buns.
What else did we eat last week?
Oh, Domino's.
Domino's, yeah.
Oh, that sounds just heavenly right now.
I really milked those leftovers too.
Bangin' Buns was so good.
The Wendy's bucket of nuggets also looks so good. Is that real?
I saw – I guess it's in some locations.
But maybe if we just go to Wendy's and ask if they can put the nuggets in a bucket.
I feel like we're on their PR list.
Oh, yeah. But that's what I'm'm saying do they have a bucket just of stuff
ready to go or what I don't know maybe we show up with the bucket they they ship us the bucket and
Wendy's make it happen we're not sponsored by any of these brands we just love it we're just
pasta sauce someone sent you something too what are they loving tan I felt like Emma Chamberlain
when they dm me I was like oh my god why emma is she tan because she
was like the original influencer i that i saw at least that like was uh promoted loving tan
then they sent her stuff and then antonio garza also she was on the living tan cake so i felt
like antonio emma and i love them so i never really knew loving tan before but i think i have
some other stuff they might have sent to me can. I can't remember. I need it.
I'm so pale today because I ran out of Loving Tan.
But when that package comes in, you bet your bottom dollar.
Scrub Daddy sent us for free.
Promo everything.
Justin and Hailey?
They're pregnant.
Congrats, Justin and Hailey.
Oh, actually, everyone wanted to know if this was the pregnancy in your canceled episode tana and
brooke were talking about like something breastfeeding or something and then brooke
gave tana a look like she wasn't supposed to say and everyone thought that they secretly knew about
justin and hayley's pregnancy this whole time oh my god we're keeping a secret i think that's a
reach i don't do they know it was your episode i thought you would have the did i say something
about it no they were just and it was your episode. I thought you would have the tea. Did I say something about it? No, it was your episode with them.
Someone mentioned maybe breastfeeding or something.
And then Tana was talking about someone being pregnant.
And then Brooke kind of gave her a look like she wasn't supposed to say something.
I mean, if that is true, I didn't.
But if they were friends with Justin and Hailey, I feel like they would talk about that easily.
Not that I know of, but also I didn't know what they were talking about.
So I could be way out of the loop for sure. Where that i really thought you'd have the tea i guess it also could have
been like logan paul maybe because he also announced um that their pregnancy after that
episode too are they friends with that there's so many people pregnant now i love it baby boom
happening are they friends with logan and them i feel like it wouldn't be hard for them to hear
about it right like there has to be similar circles and even hayley like hayley has a lot
of influencer friends brooke saw hayley at coachella oh so maybe she didn't know something
i don't think so i don't know i don't know the t of it all but i don't know the t of a lot of
things sometimes i i literally could be right there in person i'm talking about it but i have
no idea what this means but I haven't even
I haven't talked to them
in a while
I gotta talk to them
no I did
I guess my birthday
they wished me happy
actually Tina sent me flowers
yeah they wished me
and Brooke sent me
happy birthday
everyone
yeah it was a birthday
birthday extravaganza
I cried on my birthday
I didn't even talk about that
but I don't think
it's really that important
but I got
have you ever gotten
spilled on at a restaurant
no I saw your Instagram story
I was gagged
because also like
it's like
yeah the fact
that it's your birthday
you also
feel bad for, like, yourself, but also the person who, like, you know. I feel bad for every single
person. And I cried so hard. I was like, and I couldn't control myself. And I was like, what is
wrong with me? Because obviously, it was an accident and people spill all the freaking time.
But I cried so hard. I've never cried that much. But luckily, the TikTok comments sent it back.
And so I don't even want to talk about it because I don't want to sound like, oh my god, like,
I got spilled on, whatever. But all the TikTok comments were like, if it's your birthday and you i don't want to sound like oh my god like i got spoiled on whatever but all the tiktok
comments were like if it's not if it's your birthday and you didn't cry i was like okay so
many people cry on their birthday so that's good but i felt bad mostly because malibu was having
such a good time because this was her first time sitting in not a booster she she looked like
literally a year and a half and she's like sits up in these chairs so she's like looking at the
water she's eating her butter noodle she's having like such a good time and we're so excited for
the desserts to come and the desserts come and like malibu loves singing have birthday that's her favorite thing she sings it every day she sings it to
everyone and then when my birthday actually happened she was like super excited so then
i kind of come out singing happy birthday and like as he was bringing down the cheesecake and the
butter cake all the i don't know what it was cream or something for the cake just started
like spilling all over me oh my god i was so mortified it felt like carrie so i like i couldn't
see obviously i couldn't see like who was doing. So I thought it was like a hater.
I thought it was something.
I thought it was like a Kim Kardashian moment.
Someone trying to spill something on me.
Because it's like birthday, right?
And Moses was filming something.
Someone's trying to ruin it.
And you can't really see in the thing, whatever.
Of course, not knowing again.
It's the server.
It doesn't matter.
You know, whatever.
So then I was like, I ran to the bathroom because I was so embarrassed.
Because in the video, I'm like, it's OK.
It's OK.
I just was so embarrassed.
And then I came back.
And then my mom's gift to me was on the floor.
And all the cream went into the bag. He must have just not known. Like, it was just sp embarrassed. And then I came back and then my mom's gift to me was on the floor and all the cream went
into the bag.
He must have just not known.
Like it was just spilling out of the tray.
He didn't know this, that he was spilling.
Yeah.
He was putting things on the table.
Meantime, his tray was spilling on her.
Her entire right side was covered.
My hair, my arm.
Everything was covered.
So then I came back.
I was like, whatever, I'm sticky.
It's not a big deal.
And then on the way there, one of the managers, I think he's a manager.
I don't know.
He was in a suit.
He's like, oh, someone had an accident.
My daughter did that or something.
I was like, first of all, not.
No.
So then I came back.
And then it was all over my mom's present.
And then I just started sobbing hysterically because my mom never knows a Dubai V.
And I was like, oh, no.
And so I just started sobbing.
And then my mom, I think, thought it was funny at first.
But then I think she saw that I was being sad.
So then I ran out of the restaurant so dramatic.
I was crying hysterically. And then you know when people come out after you, I think she thought, saw that I was being sad. So then I like ran out of the restaurant. So dramatic. I was like crying hysterically.
And then, you know, when people come out after you, it makes it worse. So like the manager was
coming over and then my sister came out with me and then Moses came out. I was just like,
everyone leave me. Like, I just wanted to like leave so bad. I was like, so, so sad.
I was so devastated. They did comp the desserts, but also we left the desserts because I like,
everyone leave. We're leaving right now. We didn't even, well, Mally was the only one that
she had the dessert.
She had a little frosting.
Because while all of this is happening,
I made sure to put a big scoop on her plate.
Yeah, she really wanted that.
And she was just, we're coming back.
And she's like, he didn't get a dessert.
They did call me.
Masters did call me the next day
and I returned their call.
They never called me back.
I was like, okay, well,
because that's like our spot.
And our server was like our server all the time.
Like he's our server.
He wasn't the one that spilled.
And again, it was like not a big deal by people that's the other thing too when i was in
the bathroom i told my mom like i was thinking i hope he doesn't get fired because i don't know i
don't know what happened to me i just didn't know what happened i'm like did someone do it on
purpose whatever so mine was all discombobulated and then i just like ran i ran out of there and
it was even more embarrassing as we left the gifts there so they called us and i ignored it at first
i was so embarrassed we're never going back there anyway so it doesn't matter i'm gonna just whatever
because i'm just like
more so because I'm embarrassed
not because of anything
but I was like
ugh
so we just
we left
and it was
it was
and the whole birthday
I was like in bed
because I was like
thinking I was giving a birth
I was tired
and so I got
I had nothing fit either
so I like put on a dress
I didn't feel good
and then we went out
and it was good
and then that happened
and then I was just like
and then we
well we left the presents and then
my sister had given me cash and like lotto tickets
so I was like, well, we better go back and get them just in case they're the winners
or whatever. And then we went back
and then it was just, yeah. My birthdays
are never great. You know, they're always ending in a little
bit of a disaster.
And I thought I was good the whole day because I'm like, I'm laying in bed the whole
day. Like nothing can go wrong.
Going to Mastro's in Malibu, like we go there every
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I didn't even look at that. It was bad was bad like it's not like the amount that was
spilled oh yeah i saw it on your story and you don't even see in the video like her and she's
just so like you know she doesn't want to make anyone feel bad so she takes it all on herself
i'm like it's not your fault somebody spilled luckily it wasn't something hot yeah or something
that yeah really problem or the dress wasn't you
know like everything was fashionable everything was replaceable but but it just i'm sorry it
happened yeah it was sad the manager was kind of not nice about it and that she was just not
very understanding i was just like crying i was so upset but anyways it was fine but
i feel like we got charged more actually because i didn't get to look at the breakdown of the bill
but i was like this seems way more expensive than normal
it's weird because you know they came to me and they said
don't worry everything is taken care of
don't worry because they felt bad
and I was like okay everything's taken care of
but then I come and like
I think they charge us more
I should have looked at the receipt
but I didn't look because I was so like discombobulated
I was like just sign and go whatever
and so I don't know
what if they charge us more
because I was crying and making a scene
they're actually like this is a disruption fee.
We should have looked.
That's why I wanted to call back.
I was just like,
I just was,
I think I should have looked because like,
it should have been that expensive.
Anyways,
it doesn't matter.
Birthday was a disaster.
I don't know why I'm bringing this up.
It was a hot topic.
Let's talk about people who actually should be canceled.
We made up for it on Mother's Day.
We did.
We went to Malibu.
We went to Bougie.
Bougie Malibuibu yeah that's fine that's a good time i also didn't fit into anything or any booth anywhere
let's talk about dave portnoy so we can get into beef with bffs or do you want to talk about george
um this is my straight point what you want to go into something else what were we talking about
just to finish the justin Hailey thing. Oh.
I didn't know there was more to it.
Well, my favorite part is that as soon as like the news broke, Selena Gomez posted an
Instagram story of her holding Benny Blanco's hand.
Oh, my God.
People are such haters.
People are so hate.
It's like, was it right away?
It was like a minute later?
It was like an hour later.
Kyle, let the girl live.
I hate that.
I hate that when like someone posts something and then you post something it's like oh my god this is probably this it's like maybe
she just posted like what but also the picture was kind of crazy i thought he died or something
like that yeah i was like holding hands like on like the deathbed or something it was crazy
but i think it's also because she's liked a few like tiktoks of like um it's like fan edits like
her and justin or like selena wrote this song about justin and she's like fan edits to like her and Justin are like, Selena wrote this song about Justin.
She's like, likes the TikTok and stuff.
So she does kind of get, you know, back in.
Yeah.
I think it would be hard.
I think it would be hard to just hear people always talk about it.
I don't know.
I think in general, too, when like someone has like a baby, you just are like, oh, I
don't know.
Maybe not.
I don't think she cares.
Honestly, I don't know.
I don't think I've ever dated someone that's had a baby after me or anything. But I'm like, I don't know maybe not I don't think she cares honestly I don't know I don't think I've
ever dated someone that's had a baby after me or anything but I'm like I don't think you care
I don't care I just like I don't know people will tag me and stuff oh this this person like
I don't care you know what I really don't maybe if she had like no life like she's not Selena Gomez
and she's not my boyfriend yeah like me in 2019 or something like that but it's like I just literally
don't care so I feel like she probably doesn't either.
Yeah, you're swaying me.
Because also,
I guess she'd be damned
either way.
If she didn't post anything,
people are like,
wow, she must be really upset.
Right.
Or liking comments.
Okay, I've liked comments
and I'm always just
boom, boom, boom.
Just like,
who knows?
I don't care.
Just like,
I like whatever.
And then someone's like,
oh my God,
she liked something
about David Doe.
I was like,
I don't
I just liked
and then people make
a big deal out of it
so she's probably
the same way
she probably thinks
it's a Selena fan account
she's like okay
boom boom boom boom
I don't think she cares
as much as y'all care
you know what I mean
I really don't
or you know
sometimes you're just
scrolling and just like
accidentally tap
those damn TikTok lives
like we're going
so past those
those TikTok lives
are scary
I'm like don't ever
push inside of one
I'm always like
I'll go on one that has like 60 60 people in there I'm like oh Trisha's in. I'm like, don't ever push inside of one. I'm always like, I'll go on one that has like 60 people in there.
I'm like, oh, Trisha's in here.
I was like, no.
Get me out of here.
I just tried to click on no and it takes you in there.
Oh, absolutely not.
TikTok is trying to trick us.
I go so fast.
So people look like way into it.
I'm sure Selena Gomez does not care.
How long ago did they break up?
When was that?
Like 20 years ago.
She was like 14.
They got back together 2018, 2019.
And then he went from Selena, the rebound, to Hailey later 2019.
Ooh, right away.
I think.
It was kind of close.
I don't think she cared. Because at first I was like, well, you know, I guess it's always sad. But then I was thinking like, right away? I think. It was kind of close. I don't think she cares.
Because at first I was like,
well, you know,
I guess it's always sad.
But then I was thinking like,
actually it's not.
Like, if you're like moved on
and you're like,
she's on a TV show,
like, you know,
it's just like,
I don't think.
Yeah.
And she's like,
worth a billion dollars,
I'm sure.
A billion dollars
in a relationship.
He feeds her all the time.
He says he always cooks for her.
So I'm like,
damn, like,
I don't know.
I truly like,
like I said,
2019 trash, and I'm like on meth and like depressed and have no life. Like, yeah, I'm like damn like i don't know i truly like i said 2019 trash and i'm like on
meth and like depressed have no life like yeah i'm like thinking about exes but now i like actually
never do except when people bring them up and i'm also like i don't even care then i'm like
i still don't care like i don't know because you're so far removed from stuff you know it's
like when we talk about david or anything like that's like we're so far i'm so far removed from
it or even jeffrey it's just like i don't even feel like i know those people or that i ever did
you know and like you were saying earlier about matt rife it's like i think
about him when we talk about him i guess yeah and then everything about david doberg outside of this
i'm never like what's david doing like i couldn't care less at all i mean in a good way in a healthy
way because it's like who cares have some tea yeah i don't know about anybody this is the proof like
you know the trish 2.0 or Or I guess it's probably like, what?
Like 8, 9, 11, 12.
We'll say 8.
It's a lucky number.
People know who I care about.
I care about Mike Weiss.
Maybe if he was having a baby with someone, I'd be like, wow.
Oh, wait.
I also, you forgot your little radish pin.
I thought you were going to have one.
I ordered it.
I know.
I was trying to find your hat and sunglasses.
And I was trying to figure out one for Moses.
I'm like, what are we going to wear in June?
We'll come back in June with a Met Gala look i actually had like all this stuff so i was like
okay i'm gonna wear this but yeah i did order it it was off amazon they had a radish and then i
sent it to blinged up so bling it up for me that's everything yeah oh my god no you know if i'm
thinking about someone and i always think about the challengers we were at hotel over the weekend
malibu loves hotels i really think they got that from us their little daughter loves hotels
our baby loves hotels and she's fancy and she really does love hotels more than anything.
She gets so excited.
She gets on that bed.
She giggles and laughs.
They stole it from us.
I'm guaranteed.
I love that movie.
I can't wait for my Challengers era this summer once I get my belly out.
We've got to learn how to play tennis to really seal the deal.
We were talking about that yesterday too because we saw tennis courts and I was like, oh, that'd
be a good Patreon video.
But I feel like my knee would hurt. Like she blew out her knee and she because we saw tennis courts and I was like oh that'd be a good Patreon video but I feel like
my knee would hurt
like she blew out her knee
and she was like
in good shape
and I'm like
we would have to just like
just like you know
tap it
we couldn't be running
back and forth all crazy
I think we're more
pick a ball speed
I think that's for older people
and senior citizens
it's basically the same thing
yeah
it's the table one
ping pong
we could do that too
I think that's more
okay I'm down for that
we gotta dress like the characters
too. I looked up Uniqlo. I was like, let's find those
Uniqlo shirts. Oh, I love Uniqlo.
They don't have the tennis ones online though.
No, it was just for the movie, I guess.
That's so dumb. It's like, if you're gonna wear it, wear it.
I saw there's an auction of all the stuff from the movie.
Wait, why didn't you tell me?
He doesn't want you to spend the money.
I think it was like either when I fell asleep
last night. I just remembered it it there's an auction going on
right now for all the stuff the actual
wait why didn't you tell me this
there's a sign from the movie
wait a what a sign?
I think like the place where they played
like the oh the tire shop
yeah what was it the actual challenge
I saw a shirt of it that was like
the whatever whatever challenge sponsored
by Tubi's tires no way really that's actually kind of everything i know i ordered like every
louis louis thing from the movie i ordered the purse i ordered like her little elephant charm
she had on the purse the shirt i do love that i told you so that's so good i saw a podcast of
someone wearing it and their whole wall and ceiling oh my god i'm forgetting i know it's
drew and enya who's that who are they god, I'm forgetting. I know it's Drew and Enya. Who's that? Who are they?
Shoot, I forget the name of their podcast.
It's gonna kill me. What happened? Like the ceiling just
came in on them or what? I just saw that TikTok too.
I was like, wow, okay, Luave. And then all of a sudden the ceiling
falling in. But also there's such like little
um
they're like very U-coded
where like, Emergency Intercom. Shout out Emergency Intercom.
But they're very like U-coded where like
they're always like up to little antics and shenanigans so i'm like but also that's a hard
thing to like what happened no idea i just saw the clip on the ceiling falling that was wild i was
like okay i loved his shirt though but they're so into antics that i'm like did you set that up but
also that's a hard thing to set up like a piece of like drywall fall but it was perfectly timed
too i know she like just started her sentence and then it fell i don't know yeah that'd be wild i need to reach out for a statement okay what is
the podcast emergency intercom emergency intercom are we down on justin or should we move on we
still like you've kind of you spilled the tea about it i'm like okay you you set me right because
i was like wow selena like you should have posted that but oh really you pull me back wow that's
never happened i don't think i've ever been on no you you're the positive side and the woke one i just feel bad in those
situations people are so annoying oh my god you know it's just like i guess you i you have that
perspective though because you've been there where it's like you especially you because you're also
like aren't aware of like a lot of things you know like literally never never think about it people
like to tell me i think about stuff for me. I was just like, okay, whatever.
Usually I'm like, whatever you want to think.
And they're on such a grand scale of it, but it's like, damn, it's been so long.
Like this guy's married with a baby.
She's like, has a TV show, billionaire.
I was like, no one cares.
Yeah.
People just are bored with their lives, I think.
He clocked the T.
I'm bored with my life.
That's why I have this podcast.
We'd just be doing it.
I'm just kidding.
I'm not.
I love my life, actually.
I'm bored in a great way.
I guess boring is not the word. What is the word I keep trying to get? Again, it's
drama free. Thank you. Drama free.
Well, I keep calling it boring.
God, people are going to be like, wow, she's so ungrateful.
I love my drama free life. That's
what it is.
Stress free. I guess what
I'm saying to all the people who have boring lives, I don't
mean as an insult. It's like, yeah, like
sometimes your life is just drama free and that's great and it's like nice to hear other
people's drama that's why I do love um like other people's drama you know what I mean like the day
porn noise and like to me the Justin wasn't even drama I was just like I didn't know about that
but I was just like god people just come up with anything what do I conspiracize about I don't know
I don't I guess I used to everyone copying you which everyone does copy
me everyone copies me the challengers copying me i also love that you call it the challengers
when it's just challenges i always love when i see you tweet about it or put in your instagram
story i love the challengers it's just called challengers oh that's horrible what is it plural
or singular it's plural challengers that's weird because What? Is it plural or singular? It's plural.
Challengers.
That's weird because isn't it just a Challenger game?
Isn't it just like Challenger?
I guess they're the Challengers at the Challenger game.
We gotta learn tennis though.
Yeah.
Okay, I'm down.
I didn't know.
I have Jax Taylor too.
Who the fuck cares about Jax Taylor?
Why should I write him down?
I don't know.
Do you know him?
He's from Vanderpump Rules.
I know him.
I kind of care less about Vanderpump Rules.
Same.
I know – if I saw him, I would know him.
But I don't know anything like really about him except he's weird.
He's definitely like over – he had a girlfriend on the show or wife maybe.
Maybe a wife with a kid.
She said they haven't had sex in 15 months.
And he just recently said that like marriage should be a contract that after 10 years you
either re-up or you can walk away.
Oh my god.
Yeah. He's giving me ick. All of them-up or you can walk away. Oh my God. Yeah.
He's giving me ick.
All of them do.
Tom Sandoval too.
But also Ariana.
Okay.
I don't know about any of these people, but I see it on TikTok.
And like Tom Sandoval cheated – like he told his girlfriend – what's her name?
Stas?
Is there a Stasi on the show?
There was a Stasi on the show.
A long time ago, right?
Yes.
That's what the clip I saw.
So it was like a long time ago.
He's like, I made out with Ariana in the pool at the Golden Nugget.
So he was like telling her basically he cheated on her. And then all the comments were like up ariana like lost him how he got him or something because i basically he
like cheat on her and she's like the golden nugget that's like the lowest you can go he's
like i like that spot or whatever and i'm like first of all the show looks so stupid but second
of all like all the guys on there are just so dumb ariana and tom accused jacks and britney
of copying them because they bought a house after they bought a house.
Anyways, so I don't know who this Jax is,
but apparently Brittany and them haven't had sex because he says she's like not attracted to her anymore
because she's like gained some weight or something.
Do you know them?
They're on the new show called The Valley, I think.
Yeah, I've seen clips of it.
I saw another clip where Jax like,
they have like a housewarming party or something
and he like pants
one of his friends but he wasn't wearing underwear and there were kids at the party
so his like schlong just comes out everyone was like jack's why the hell did you do that and then
the girlfriend of that guy started crying and then he was making fun of the girl for crying
but it's like you just exposed him to kids it was like of course yeah literally crying literally
what are you doing even if you had underwear on that's like ick so everything i've seen has not been great about yeah so i guess
he's over this marriage and says he wants i don't even know why i wrote that down i literally
couldn't care less vanderpump rules it's like the pregnancy it's great i love it but also like
you know yeah i'm not a big pump rules the valley i guess the valley sounds even worse
like who wants to watch a show about the valley no offense i love it we live guess the valley sounds even worse like who wants to watch a show about the valley no
offense i love it we live in the valley it's cheap it's great but also like no one wants to watch
that show no especially like i don't care about their version of the valley you know what i mean
no they're literally the valley they're literally like the track homes which is fine but it's also
like basic i guess boring i think the restaurant is in north hollywood i think wait which one
they jack's opened a bar or something when they all open restaurants because
tom tom we should take oh my god malibu she one of the coco melons friends is tom tom and she
always loves tom tom and that's the name of tom sandoval's restaurant oh my god we should go to
tom tom i love you just shit on all of the pump rules people and now it's like oh let's go to also me like i don't know anything about them also
they have a tomtom restaurant baby reindeer but there was there wasn't koreatown tomtom for a
long time there was like a chain of korean oh like donut places oh well this is in west hollywood
is this still there you think oh for sure yeah but the pump one isn't. No. I guess they kept trying
to raise the rent there and then it became
like too expensive.
They got rid of their lobster pasta and it was so good.
I remember taking Moses there like after quarantine
and I was like, I'm going to have the lobster pasta. Like actually
we don't have that anymore. I was like, mmm. And that's
how you knew it was over. They got canceled.
They got canceled. They were so cute. I love that little area
of West Hollywood. It was so cute at the time.
We should do a Patreon going to West Hollywood, but during the day.
Yes.
Like at noon or something like that.
That'd be so fun.
Our Patreon soon is going to become like a Mr. Beast challenge.
I'm down, yeah.
We should put Oscar in a room for 100 hours and see what happens.
Yeah.
We should put you in West Hollywood for 100 hours.
That's the challenge.
Ooh, yeah.
That'd be fun.
Have you been?
We never went out, did we?
No, but I used to live
in Beverly Hills
right next to it
did you ever go out?
yeah I used to
go eat there
you'd be popular
in West Hollywood for sure
he's the otter daddy
yeah
I think
that would be the guy
let's see how many guys
hit on Moses
do you think guys do
right
but then what if they don't
you know what I mean
do guys feel bad then?
they would for sure though
really?
that'd be fun
we gotta
what kind of outfit do we put him in? we're not sure though. Really? That'd be fun. We gotta,
what kind of outfit do we put them in?
we're not doing that.
That's not the challenges
we're looking for.
I like that one.
But I always feel like guys,
let's ping pop Moses
in Hollywood.
But that's a compliment
because there's so many guys
that go out
and they don't get hit on
and then they get like all sad
like that no gay guys
like hit on them
or anything like that.
You know what I mean?
No,
because that's not
what I'm looking for
so it doesn't make me sad.
Babe,
it's just the funness of it. Like I would love to go to West Highlands and see if people hit on me. That's so much fun that's not what I'm looking for. So it doesn't make me sad. Babe, it's just the funness of it.
Like I would love to go to West Hollywood and see if people hit on me.
That's so much fun.
You know what I mean?
No.
West Hollywood's wild because everyone's just like looking for someone.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
So I feel like that's kind of the vibe.
And everyone's stealing phones though.
You got to be careful.
Really?
Everyone who goes out in West Hollywood, they always are like, sorry, I lost my phone.
I was out in West Hollywood last night.
Damn.
They steal it.
Your phone gets stolen and you get roofied. Like that's what's happening nowadays. Oh, geez, sorry, I lost my phone. I was out in West Hollywood last night. They steal it. Your phone gets stolen and you get
roofied. That's what's happening nowadays.
Oh, geez. Okay. Oh, my gosh.
New York, they're getting punched in the face. Here, you're getting roofied.
I think I'd rather get roofied than punched in the face.
But, like, safely roofied.
Like, not taken advantage of roofied.
Because Steve Buscemi just got punched in the face. Did you see that
in New York? Yeah. I guess
Rihanna did, too, back in 2020.
He got randomly punched by a guy. What is going on in New York? I don't know. It kind of scares me. I want to go to New York, but also, I'm in it too back in 2020 he was like he got randomly punched by a guy
what is going on in New York I don't know it kind of scares me I want to go to New York but also I'm
like I'm not gonna be walking anywhere in New York right now I hope he's okay I don't think
anyone's punching him but you never know some of those people are on something they might just
it's scary I know it's kind of wild how do you know he's in New York? Because I follow him. Love that. Yeah. Big reindeer.
What else was he up to?
He squatted a new weight.
Oh, wow.
I want to squat.
What do you squat?
4'9", 1'8".
220?
Damn.
He did like 280 or something.
Oh, he can't squat you.
Yeah, but he's a bigger guy.
He's taller.
He's more muscular.
But I'm right there. I'm like- Yeah, you're close. Yeah, I'm close's a bigger guy. Like, he's taller. He's more muscular. But I'm right there.
I'm like.
Yeah, you're close.
Yeah, I'm close.
I'm close.
You're close to it.
I can see it.
He's everywhere.
Damn.
Hasan alert.
Hasan, watch out.
I guess that's a good segue.
More straight man news.
What are your straight men?
I like talking about straight guys because it's like they're never in drama.
And I like when there's drama.
I like when the boys are fighting.
I love clocking the straight guys.
Yeah, because I always feel like when girls are fighting, I'm like, oh, no. But like when boys are fighting i love clocking this year yeah because i always feel like when girls are fighting i'm like oh no but like when boys are fighting it's
like whatever yeah yeah um day porn i call daddy that was wild i saw again clips but i loved alex
going for it i'm like work yeah i know what okay so are they friends or no i don't know i get she
was really aggressive in their interview question and she's usually such a chill interviewer so it was fun to see her like feisty and actually going there she's definitely feisty
and he was her former boss right he he created call her daddy with her i guess um yeah he was
definitely feisty uh i love the pressuring of it all but like okay here's the thing
because i was like oh i love this like go for it because i think like first of all first and
foremost i do think it's absolutely like, first of all, first and foremost,
I do think it's absolutely like weird
that a 47-year-old
and a 25-year-old are like dating.
Like, that's weird.
We've all talked about that.
You get it.
We always say 25 is like the age
where they start,
like their brain starts,
okay, whatever.
So I do think it's weird.
Just for the record,
I think that's like weird.
And like,
I think his like defense of it is weird.
He's like,
I only hang out with young people
or I'm only around young people.
So that's who I get.
Okay.
Okay. So all that's- It's good he So that's who I get. Okay. Okay.
It is not working in a kindergarten.
Well, okay.
There's that.
I wish I had the shade button for that.
I got the shade button.
Right.
It's like, okay, that's kind of a weird excuse.
Yeah, the whole thing is kind of odd.
But then I kind of feel bad a little bit because then I was like, well, they're not public, right?
Like she's not posting about him and he's not posting about her.
Look, and also too, if you're embarrassed by someone's age, which he clearly was multiple times on Call Her Daddy, he was embarrassed because he didn't want to talk about the age.
And then even on BFF's podcast, Josh was like, isn't she 24?
He's like, you're way off, even though she's 25.
So it's also like, what?
And he's like, why are you embarrassed if you, whatever.
And then he had to like compare to Bradley Cooper.
Oh, how old is Gigi Hadid and they're like
she's like 29
he's like oh
and she's not that old
whatever
so he's like trying to justify it
so I could tell he might be
like a little bit
embarrassed by it maybe
but also it's like
well they're not really public
so I kind of then felt
a little bad for him right
no
really
because 25 is not a baby
it's definitely not
I think it's weird
and I still think
you have nothing in common
but it's like she's not a 19 year old she's not 20 year old yeah but i mean if
if that if that's what you're gonna date and he is a public figure so and he also clocks everyone
else's tea so your tea is gonna get clocked too but like you kind of set yourself up for that
yeah i guess i don't know but does he ever call on people like private life i don't know he he was
for sure saying like look at the thing thing with Brooke when he like blindsided Brooke
and all of a sudden he calls her and is going after her about this, that, and the third.
Wait, tell me.
I forgot.
I kind of forgot.
Honestly.
I forget the actual details.
I remember being upset about it.
Okay.
No, me too.
I'm not on his side, by the way.
I do think it's absolutely disgusting.
I don't want people to think that.
But then I was like, kind of like, wow, people are really like kind of going in and like,
I don't want people to think that. But then I was like, kind of like, wow, people are really like kind of going in and like, I don't know.
But she told him because he brought her with him to the interview.
She's like, but she's here.
So it's not like she's in private and she never met her.
But they don't take pictures together.
They don't post.
She met her.
She saw her.
I get that part.
But it's also like they're not on camera.
She's not sitting next to him.
Like him and Silvana was always like on TikTok together.
You know, they're public.
They're not in derby photos together. You know what mean like it's just like they're not public i think what
she was trying to tell him then don't bring her here if you don't want to talk about her that's
what she was alluding to like you brought her here i'm gonna talk about her i'm like a journalist
i don't know just because so much the interview was about it i loved it i was with everyone else
too i was kind of like oh my gosh yes because also ill because she was kind of like what the
hell like what the heck like this is so weird um but then i was kind of like oh i don't
know i don't know why it's like also i think like dave is like he's had like really weird creepy
stuff in the past or whatever but and he does ambush people he ambushed like o'malley and stuff
i don't know i kind of go back i don't know i just feel like it's not you're keeping someone
private like there's people in our lives that are private that it's like okay if i brought
someone that's private with us somewhere like you know your mom my brother whatever it's like i
wouldn't want them talking about them.
You know what I mean?
I don't know.
Oh, that's what it was.
When he ambushed Brooke, it was like something about like Matt Rive,
how like he was basically trying to make her feel bad about like the Matt Rive thing
because it was like right after.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He's an a**hole, but also they're two public figures.
You know what I mean?
Like I'm totally on Dave's a**hole side side but i kind of felt bad i think she they
call her that she basically did the opposite of matt rife she was like i'm going all in i'm the
girl's girl i'm on the girl's side and i'm even though he's my ex-boss friend but you're not on
the girl's side i'm gonna advocate for the girls if the girl's private that's not really she's not
she's not criticizing the girl she's criticizing him and she's she's on the girl's private, that's not really... She's not criticizing the girl. She's criticizing him.
And she's on the girl's side of, like, young women.
This guy, this is not okay.
Right, right, right, right, right.
Okay.
T.
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Yeah, I don't know.
I thought it was, like, a little harsh.
But what else was about the recording?
There was something else I had to say.
There was another one.
You guys are clocking me.
I got it.
You guys are getting it.
Oh, when he said he was, he's like, I would be open to older.
You know, like if they're 35, that'd be great.
I'm like, you're 47.
35 shouldn't be the threshold of the old age.
Like that's wild.
Maybe 45.
That's where you start going.
That's crazy.
That's wild to me.
I'm like, okay, weird.
And he's still married.
Date, porn, right?
Is he really?
Yes.
So probably the reason.
That's the weird one.
Yeah, he's still legally married.
I guess he said he was too rich and the lawyer denied the divorce because he has too much money.
The judge.
You said the judge.
The judge.
Which never happened. The judge never tells you don't get divorced really but i don't think that's a
real thing because jeff bezos got divorced i'm sure he has more money than dave portney wow
it makes sense it makes sense financially if he has like a net worth and he doesn't want to
suddenly be half of that that makes sense i think he's just paying her so well that
i don't know maybe she's such a good person. She doesn't care about money, but they're still married.
That's weird.
Oh, right.
She doesn't care, but the courts would make them split 50% or something like that.
I was like, okay.
So they're just going to be married forever?
Yeah, they'll be married forever.
So maybe that's why he does.
I guess he doesn't care about getting married.
But then he said with Savannah.
Yeah, go ahead.
I think it's an excuse for him not to get married again because he says, I'm married.
Sorry, I can't marry you.
I think it's just a perfect fixed excuse that he can never get married again.
Yeah, he definitely just doesn't want to be.
Because I don't think it's interesting getting married again.
Yeah, that's probably true.
But also like these young girls, like now we're going to go on the Dave Hay train, okay,
for all those who think I was not trying to defend him.
I did feel bad from there. But was then i was just kind of like okay
you he said he broke up or i think alluded to his breakup with savannah because like he don't want
to like waste her youth but it's also like you're literally doing that to this person and a lot of
times people at 24 will be like i don't want kids or 25 but like later on like 30 they might want
kids so you're kind of like kind of still wasting it i don't know i think his co-host was it brianna
or was it car or was it it Alex Cooper who's like,
these girls – oh, your money.
Do you think these girls are with you just for their money?
I must have been – call her daddy, ask him that.
And he's like, no, I don't think they're with me just for money.
But I don't know.
I kind of think so.
You know, when you're that young, it's like –
Money makes you hotter, I think, for sure.
Yeah.
I'm sure that's a part of it.
Or maybe he just has a great personality and we don't see it.
I see it.
I'm a little bit of a dating apologist.
No, I know what you mean.
I know what you mean.
I don't hate him.
I don't hate him at all.
I think he has a charm to him.
He has definitely a charm.
He built an amazing business.
He's a good guy other than his dating life.
Is it my misogyny?
No, I think it's disgusting.
I think it's so creepy.
And I'm sorry if you're 47 dating 25-year-old.
That's weird and creepy.
And I think you're stealing their youth for sure.
But be realistic.
It probably is your money and the lifestyles you bought him.
He said he bought his ex-girlfriend a G-Wagon.
And it's like, yeah, that makes you more attractive.
They might like you.
At 25, I would date for a G-Wagon for sure.
For sure, yeah.
A Cybertruck?
Yeah, I would date.
Absolutely.
Call Elon.
Absolutely, yeah. Well, you know what? Cybertruck? Yeah, I would date. Absolutely. Call Elon. Absolutely.
Yeah.
Well, you know what?
It is – we had this discussion yesterday because even grosser is Anthony Kiedis.
Is that his name?
No.
Who's the guy from I Had Chili Peppers?
Yeah, Anthony Kiedis.
He's 60 years old.
He has a 19-year-old girlfriend.
And I'm just like – I was asking Moses because I was like – I literally was like,
aren't like those guys especially at 60 – 47.
Okay.
Dave's like I think he's attractive, right?
47.
Okay.
Yeah.
You can still be attracted to that.
50.
Okay.
Maybe.
60.
I'm sorry.
I've been with a lot of 60-year-olds and it's like their skin is just – it's sandpaper.
It's not cute to touch.
It's – you know, that's why you grow old with someone or date someone your age who also has awful skin.
Like I'm going to have awful skin.
I probably have awful skin now.
But it's like it's not cute. Like 19-year-olds are not wanting that on their skin. Like I'm going to have awful skin. I probably have awful skin now, but it's like, it's, it's not, it's not cute. Like 19 year olds are not wanting that
on their body. Like they just don't. And I know that. I just know that there's no 19 year old
that is like, that is so hot. If you were broke and we were living in one apartment, bedroom
apartment, like that's what I want. Absolutely not. But these guys are like, aren't they embarrassed?
Like, aren't, isn't he embarrassed? And I was like, I don't think they are. I think they think
they're like rock stars and they're like, they can't be touched. But it's like just like the Harvey Weinstein's.
There's all the other one with the Kimora Lee Simmons doctor.
Like they're like actually like disgusting.
I think it's the generational thing.
Like actually because I think now we see those relationships and like look at them like, oh, that guy is like such a creep.
But generationally like for them like the – I forgot what that generation.
Boomers?
I don't know. Yeah, boomer. I think you're right. I think you're right the – I forgot about that generation. Boomers? I don't know.
Yeah, boomer.
I think you're right.
I think you're right.
Like I think it's cooler.
Like back in the day when like the older guy was the young girl, I was like, wow, look at that guy.
He swung that girl.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
I think it's still that mentality.
But I feel like the rest of society is like, ew.
You know, like we look past –
I mean that's so ew.
Yeah.
It's one thing to think their daughters – like Dave Horner's girlfriend. It looks so young.
Like basically where everyone saw them was at the Celtics game or some game where they were behind the reporters.
Did you see that?
Yes.
Yes.
I remember that.
That wasn't usually his tickets and they moved in there and then that was like they moved again, whatever.
And she did look like – she looked younger than 25.
She did look like literally like 18 years old.
She looked so young.
So I think that alone should be a little bit if you think that your daughter is weird. But the Anthony Kiedis with the 19-year-old, I was like,
that could be his granddaughter. Like that's what's crazy. And I think he does have a story
about maybe Cher when she was like 20 was his babysitter when he was like 14 and they hooked
up or something. So he might have like a little bit of that too. But I don't know. These people,
I just don't know how they're not embarrassed.
I don't know.
It's again, it's not like J-Lo 50 with the 24-year-old dancer.
It's like, you know, she still looked good at the time.
Dave too.
He's like fit.
But 60, I don't know.
That's like too wild for me.
Or the one who had the baby with Al Pacino.
She was like 30 and he was like 80.
And I'm like, there's just no way.
She's like, he's so hot.
As someone who loves like old actors and older things, there's just no way.
I know it's one thing to look at them and be like they're hot like robert jr still looks good but
it's another thing to have a 70 year old on your body at like 20 it's like disgusting for a 20
year old and i'm just saying that as a 20 year old but like that's why you grow old together
that's why you date when you get older you date older persons you my body will be disgusting and
whatever but it's just like i don't know they just should be so embarrassed i don't i don't get it
some senior citizens just have no shame they have no shame they're just like, I don't know. They just should be so embarrassed. I don't get it. Some senior citizens just have no shame.
They have no shame.
It's for real though.
They're just like, I'm going to just keep dating these young girls.
But like, what do they think?
Like when they're going to dinner with these people, like what do they think?
It's actually crazy.
I really just don't think they think about it, to be honest.
This is why we stand Keanu Reeves.
They don't think about it.
The only thing they think is like, I'm a rock star.
Everyone here loves me. Everyone wants to see me, be with me, have sex with me. They Reeves. They don't think about it. The only thing they think is like, I'm a rock star. Everyone here loves me.
Everyone wants to see me, be with me, have sex with me.
They don't.
They don't.
That's all they think.
Just because you're a rock star doesn't mean you have a rock star penis.
That stuff does not go all night long ever.
It's wild.
I don't know.
I don't get it.
I just love when there's like age appropriate relationships.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
And it's like, not to say whatever.
I mean, we're like 11 years apart.
You know what I mean?
There is like, that's why when he said 35 and 47 I was just like that's your cap
I'm like that should be like this is pretty young still you know what I mean like that's just crazy
and yeah the older you get whatever but I don't know I'm sorry like that's just that's just weird
but more power to you and yeah I guess on that note too like the girl it's on it's definitely
not the girl's like issue or problem but I just have a
you know I don't know
the whole thing seems weird and I guess maybe
I feel bad for the girl right because she's getting exposed
for this right not exposed but you're just like
thinking there's something wrong with your relationship
and I mean there is something wrong with it I don't know
so in that sense
that might be helping her to see it in a different
point of view but maybe there's nothing wrong with it you guys tell me
I don't know I I'm literally like, my
wig is squeezing my head, so I'm not really sure.
Am I wrong? Am I like the, you know what I mean? Is it
wrong? You guys tell us. No, I get your perspective where
it's like you don't, like
you're hoping that the
25-year-old girl, right?
That one? Yeah. Yeah, that she doesn't feel like
uncomfortable or she wasn't the one to be
made embarrassed because of
that interview. I get that perspective. But I guess it's a little bit different because she wasn't the one to be made embarrassed because of that interview i get that perspective um but i guess it's a little bit different because she wasn't like it's not like
she was sitting there next to him you know so she wasn't like directly in the line of fire and it
was mostly like questioning you know dave and his like dating history and his track record in general
you know totally like i love when she's like why are you attracted to young girls like i don't know
if i'm attracted that's just what i'm around you i'm like no that's what you're attracted to like
you like young girls and that's a legit question like why why there is something maybe like a little
wrong with you why aren't you attracted to people your own age and don't get me that that's just
what i'm around and i've heard that before from people it's like i'm just around young people
that's what it is it's like no but what about the actual relationship do you think 47 and 25 is too
much um yeah like i couldn't like if i was, I couldn't imagine myself with like a 47 year old just
because even like – I don't know.
Like I don't really relate to like anyone middle-aged.
You know what I mean?
Like I just – I don't relate to middle-aged people.
I don't relate to middle-aged people.
Your skin is sagging.
Like, I remember being on, like, the dating apps, like, in my 20s and stuff.
And then, like, especially Grindr, you see, like, the faceless profiles.
And then sometimes some of the senior citizens have, like, a good body, you know?
But then, like, you click and then you can see, like, the hands and they have liver spots and stuff.
And you're like, oh.
No, for sure.
Okay, yeah. When I was, like, 21 to, like, 24, I dated someone that I was, like, and stuff. And you're like, oh. No, for sure. Okay.
Yeah. When I was like 21 to like 24, I dated someone that I was like obsessed with because he was
like an actor I was obsessed with.
He was like in his 50s or something like that.
And it's like, yeah, you are kind of like blinded because you're like, you love that
person and like what they put on camera or something.
You know what I mean?
And this guy had no money.
So it wasn't all the money.
You know what I mean?
He was definitely broke.
But it was just like, oh, I see this like, you know, the movie star and all stuff like
that.
But when it came down to the physicality of it, like in the time I was just like, oh, I see this, like, you know, the movie star and all stuff like that. But when it came down to the physicality of it, like in the time I was thinking like,
well, I think of him as like a movie star or whatever, so it's fine.
But I do remember being like a little grossed out.
You know what I mean?
Like a little bit, right?
Like everything is just a little bit more saggy.
And you're just like not used to it as a 21 year old.
You know what I mean?
So it's just like, I guess looking back at that perspective.
And this person I really thought I was like in love with.
That I was like, I want to have a baby. I want to be married.
But I do remember being a little bit like, oh man, like I'm going to have to be touched by this
person, even though I was like obsessed with him. I don't know. It's like such a weird,
it's such a weird thing. So it's like, yes, you can be in love. You can be attracted. Cause I
also thought the guy was really cute, but there was that weird 50 year old on my 21 year old body
that you're just like, and same thing when I was 18, the guy that was 80 years old that I went out with, I mean, we never got to that level,
but even him like just touching my hand, just like – like I just was like, oh, it's scary.
So I don't know.
In general, I guess my advice is like older men just, you know, they're not really attracted
to your body.
They don't really want to have sex with you probably, but maybe they will because they're
manipulated or they're blinded by the money and the lifestyle or the fame in my case.
Mine was always if they were like famous.
I was like, they're famous though.
Maybe I'll go on a red carpet.
I guess I had friends that were really into older gentlemen.
I always knew like my friend would show – like my coworker in 2019 would like show me.
And we worked in like an office building and then there was one guy.
He was staying like a couple floors above us or whatever. And he was like an older gentleman, like probably mid-50s, maybe like gray hair or whatever.
And my friend was what?
Like maybe like 26, 27 at the time.
And he was into it.
And I was like, wow, you're into like, you know, an older gentleman.
I guess there could be some allure there for sure.
Like he found an older gentleman hot, I guess.
Did he talk about the sex though? No, i don't even think they got to the sexy that's i think that makes a whole
difference because i find a lot of older guys attractive but when it comes to like again having
the skin everything in everything it's like a whole different yeah at least dave is at least
like attractive so that who dave i guess oh yeah yeah yeah with him in this case the reason she's
saying that is because he already said what his interest is.
No kids, no marriage.
Yeah.
And then you have this young girl and you feel like, I was in love with somebody.
I wanted to have kids.
I wanted to have marriage.
Like, she's not going to get those things.
Or you think you could change someone.
Yeah.
That would be the one to fall in love with you.
That's the illusion of the ego.
Like, I'm the one.
I'm going to do it.
I'm like, no, you're not.
And it's...
Right.
47. Some lessons you got to learn the hard way though girl i know yeah i mean 47 47 you can still be young you don't have the sandpaper
skin yet but 60 and thank you i hope i'm i hope it's that right guy i'm just saying this person
the wrong person thing but 60 yeah look fact check that i'm pretty sure it is um 60 the skin
is sandpaper and that's just what it is and it's okay it's fine we
all have to get there but yeah i don't know i guess he's doing it while he's here right yeah
okay thank god i was like i'm just like accusing someone else of it because there's another guy
get mixed up the guy from foo fighters looks like anthony kitas to me too i don't know his name but
he always looks like him he went after the interview to his own podcast and said it went
horribly yeah before it came out and i was surprised because usually he stands his ground
he's very articulate he's very that's why i like him like he knows how to you know be confronted
and confront back and all that yeah respect for answering this time yeah he didn't cut anything
out he answered all the questions but he's himself said it didn't go well
like for the interview i was asked about my current uh relationship i was like yeah because
alex got him shook like that that's iconic she was aggressive but i mean i lived i lived for it
too i'm not even whatever i kind of live for that i love when someone can just go on the attack mode
like that but um yeah what are like do you think all podcasts like i guess some don't right you
sign a little agreement before you start filming so like if they can just put in whatever they
want do you think everyone gives their guests like grace to like edit out stuff they don't
want in there i don't know i think for the most part i mean from like a press perspective it's
very much like um after an interview like um if someone says so like if um because you know in the interview
the celebrity is kind of just talking and saying whatever but after it wraps the publicist will be
the one to come to you and be like actually please um make sure you don't include this
and you respect it because like say if it's an interview with like sabrina carpenter and she
says something that the publicist doesn't want out there it's like oh well if i want to interview
sabrina carpenter again then i have to listen to that and not use it you know so yeah they give you that's true
et cut my stuff out the one i'm like i don't want something they're like okay cool with it yeah the
only one that didn't was rowing stone they just had to put like this person decided not to comment
yeah actually there's another magazine that said they couldn't remove something i think it depends
on especially like the publication like if it's more of uh like a super serious like
our the entertainment tonight one was very like you showing all your bedazzled shit in the house.
It wasn't like an expose or anything like that.
Yeah, that's true.
Because I was like, it's so odd that like he wouldn't.
But I said I respect that he didn't ask for it to be cut.
Yeah.
Well, I guess there'd be no interview, right?
Yeah, he said 30% of it.
30% of the interview.
And it will be worse for him, I think, having her come out and say that he asked to cut some things out.
I wonder if she would, though.
Because that breaks all of his character, you know, of like being somebody that doesn't, that's blunt and straightforward.
Well, someone who should have edited theirs is the Mike Malak Georgie.
Do you know all these people at all?
Do you care about this, the impulsive people or no?
Did you watch it?
You care?
I read about it.
The Celsius thing. Oh, well, there's so much more than the celsius i love
why i'm so invested i don't know why we used to watch impulsive all the time when we would like
drive during quarantine we'd always like watch like when we would do far distance we still always
watch impulsive so i don't know i'm like weirdly invested in the weird way um did you did you watch
george's podcast do you know george i saw a clip i think in the article oh my god so you haven't seen any clips of it on tiktok either my whole tiktok is this um george janko
podcast i guess he was on impulsive because he was a viner now he's like really is he would you
consider him right wing or just christian he's just like ultra hardcore christian or
not hardcore anything i would just say he's conservative and but he has like talks about
his christianity he talks about his religion he has like what's the girl's name from daily wire candace candace owens jordan peterson
he has like all those people on so i think he's kind of in that realm or whatever but um he was
impulsive co-host for only 15 months i didn't know that only 15 months but basically he was
calling out logan um there's so much oh my god there was so much he Mike Malek on, but they were talking about Logan the whole time, which is
kind of weird when Logan's like not there or whatever.
But he basically was calling it out saying he made like
at the lowest time of
Impulsive, which he was only on 15 months, he
said he was only making like $5,000 a month, but he was paying $10,000
to go fly to Puerto Rico to do the
show, so he was like losing money.
Oh, but the big thing was, is basically he
accused Bobby Lee of like sexually
harassing him when he was on the show.
Basically, Bobby Lee was in front of him and George was behind him and he would like reach back and like grab his penis, I guess, or whatever.
And I guess Logan made George apologize to Bobby for it.
Well, because George left, I guess, at some point he stormed out of the interview and nobody really knew why and they didn't frame it
a certain way so they made it seem like it was a joke and whatever anyway so i think i think that's
part of the um why he had to apologize to him for walking out of the interview that's why it was oh
it was so weird and mike was like trying to like defend all of this or whatever he was saying he
made like no money off of it but then logan fired back and was like actually we gave you a credit
card we paid for your expenses all stuff that stuff like that. And he did
apologize for the Bobby Lee stuff, but he didn't really like apologize. He didn't really like say
the full thing, which is crazy. And then George, yeah, the Celsius thing. So then George starts his
own podcast, gets a Celsius sponsorship. And Logan's like, you can't be unimpulsive if you're
going to take a Celsius sponsorship because that's like our competitor. And then George fired back on Mother's Day back to Logan and said that,
come and talk to me like a real man.
Come on my podcast.
And I was like, that sounds like it's just for views then.
So I don't know.
The whole thing, the whole podcast, the George, Mike, Logan thing is like a lot.
But what did you see on it?
That wasn't George.
He said that he had to pay like $10,000 or something to stay on.
Yeah, the credit
card stuff um okay straight guy i don't know like it's crazy i guess sorry that happened or i'm
happy for you whichever one right logan said he didn't that they covered the expenses and then he
he did tell george's salary he said george made 3315,000 in 15 months. Is that a lot?
Yes, that's a lot.
What is that per month?
I don't know.
It's a lot.
So he kind of came out with it.
But George, he then said Logan made $11 million a week.
So I don't know.
But that's what's a, that was, there's something that's just not,
a bit hypocritical, not honest on George's part.
Like he would air out, oh logan said he made
11 million in a in a week which was very specific for a specific week but he would air out how much
money he did and private text messages but then when they ask him george how much did you make on
the yeah mike was trying to say you made money you made good money and she was like well i don't want
to talk about that yeah trying to make it seem so there was a lot of, some things, you know, it broke.
There were cracks in his story.
Yeah.
I don't know George Janko before all this, but he seems like a lot.
Yeah.
I weirdly am team Logan, I think.
I was.
That's what he was saying too.
But then the Bobby Lee like sexual harassment thing and then telling him to like apologize.
And he said they knew and they were like covering it up or whatever.
So. That's or whatever. So.
That's very weird.
Yeah.
But I would separate that one incident
from the general workplace.
Because George has so many accusations,
throwing a lot.
I would either just focus on that one thing.
This thing happened.
It was really wrong.
It's really bad.
And that's all I want to talk about. But he was just p piling on you know like so many things that had nothing to do so then
it waters it down and you're like okay what is your real complaint here well he also said he
worked for a year and a half with no pay which is fine which is crazy though but like he was only a
host for 15 months so was he only getting paid or he's saying like he worked for a year and a half
before becoming a host because mike also said he saying like he worked for a year and a half before becoming a host.
Because Mike also said he worked a couple of years without getting paid, which is also wild to me.
It's like.
Podcast is a strange space, right?
Because they were friends, right?
Like Tana and Brooke will have friends over on the podcast.
Do they pay them?
No.
No, but if you're a host.
Have friends over.
So I'm saying like there's a certain like, you know, they're testing the waters.
But I understand what Logan said.
Logan said, look, I gave you the platform, networking with the most interesting people.
Definitely, yeah.
Like he gave him so many opportunities.
And then what do you do with that?
You take it and you build something out of that.
You don't go back and talk to that person i mean david job rig whole world was i'm just giving you a platform
a networking opportunity and from here you take it and use it however you can yeah vlogs i feel
are different though like podcasts they were making money podcast is like also you just pay
the i guess it's hard when you're influencers it's definitely hard right like when me and
colleen started it's like obviously no one's getting paid because you're starting.
But like when me and you, like I'm hiring you, I'm hiring Glam, it's not really like influencer.
Because like influencers clap with each other.
So I guess I see what you're saying.
What was the extent of the work?
He said he had to come four times a month or something to do the podcast.
Yeah, he was just a host, I think.
I think he was just a talent.
I think three hours a week. something to do the podcast. Yeah, he was just a host, I think. I think he was just a talent. I think three hours a week.
Like three hours.
Right.
But I think, did Impulsive need George
or did George need Impulsive?
Yeah.
It's weird because like you said with the Vlog Squad,
it makes sense to not pay them
because they are getting so much promotion.
But then maybe they should have been paid.
I don't know.
First of all, I think they should be paid too.
Everyone should be paid.
Nobody should work for free ever. i don't think that's how it
works with influencers but that's that's kind of wrong but i'm saying that's part of how the
industry works it's like when i go on cancel i don't support them to pay me because i'm getting
like promotion and stuff like that you know what i mean it's like a promotional thing that's what
i was talking about the friends right she has you on you have her on but i think with david too i
was making like money so it's like he wouldn't pay me
for it i mean that seems i think with like when you collab when people do collaborations you don't
pay each other to be in videos it's mutually beneficial but if you're hiring someone that's
like an unknown person like you would pay them like i'm pretty sure shane paid that remember
jess about a fuko his co-host like i'm pretty sure he like paid i think he paid drew too
because you're like paying people who don't do this for like a living who aren't building like you're not doing social media
for a living like it's not like you're when you can now but i'm just saying like you're not like
building your own podcast or i don't know it's kind of weird but i think with george they should
have paid off i don't know i don't know i know what you're saying now let me give you a different
example so in the architecture world you work the first year or two as an intern.
You don't get paid.
But they're not interns.
They've been,
he's been a Viner.
He's been making social media his career.
George was making
social media his career
before this.
Not that,
not.
He was.
Vine he was making.
He had a house.
It's not to that scale.
All I'm saying is like,
you can see it
as some type of a,
you know,
internship to see
if you're a good fit
and if you're a good fit,
we'll continue working together.
And then they did. They paid him a nice sum of money. That was tough.'re a good fit. And if you're a good fit, we'll continue working together. And then they did.
They paid him a nice sum of money.
That was tough.
I don't know.
Yeah.
I think they should have paid him, especially Logan, if you're making that much money.
All right.
So there was a period of time he wasn't paid, but then he was paid well, right?
So if he was a good fit for the podcast, it would have continued.
I just think he was never a good fit for the podcast.
He was never a good fit for that podcast he was never a good fit for that
social circle right and that was the main issue and nothing can change that so what's he's
complaining about that he wasn't fit he wasn't a good fit it's nobody's fault logan did his best
you're not a good fit that's it you can't complain about that yeah well i guess he is
he's got a podcast with celsius behind him in the make one, he had all the Celsius right behind him.
But then, yeah, Logan's like, no, I, like, supported him.
Like, he went to do his own podcast.
Like, I always supported him doing his own podcast at the same time as doing Impulsive.
He was just saying if you're going to support a competitor, like, you can't be on our podcast
until, like, you get the deal done and then you can come back.
Oh, very Sugar Bear hair, Halo Beauty coded.
Interesting.
It kind of is, right?
Because he's like, you're funneling our audience.
Hmm. Yeah. That is interesting yeah and also i don't really equate like celsius and prime because i feel like prime is like a gatorade kind of and celsius is like a stimulant right oh i don't know
look at you knowing all the scientific facts behind it well i love energy drinks so that's
you love a celsius well okay well it's not time we don't know. Look at you knowing all the scientific facts behind it. Isn't it? Well, I love energy drinks. So that's why. You love a Celsius.
Well, okay.
Well, it's not time.
We don't need it.
I know.
We love liquid death.
Not sponsored.
I actually never had Celsius, so I don't know.
Like it has a – it's supposed to give you like energy and focus, blah, blah, blah.
Oh, and prime is like a hydration?
Yeah, like a recovery, hydration, maybe like a vitamin kind of beverage, you know, like
a vitamin water Gatorade vibe.
Oh, so yeah, it's not competition.
It's not very similar in my eyes.
I also feel like, yeah, does it matter that much if Jordi's promoting Celsius?
Like I don't think it's going to compete with your prime promotion.
Yeah, because like when – help you make more money.
Like they also need to like make their own money.
For sure that.
For sure that.
Yeah.
Oh, and I think he did say that in the text to him.
He's like, I'm sorry, like impulsive is not enough to pay your bills.
He's like, but you can come back after you stop i don't know yeah that is weird because i think in
logan's eyes george would not have that audience without impulsive yeah the audience is coming
from impulsive and in logan's eye and that's what mike said too impulsive is the main drive of prime
that is that's the show exists to basically promote prime so then you take a
different show like a sub show and now it's promoting something else that's not part of
the plan you know even prime would be like no you can't do that yes yeah it would be like if
harry jowsey was promoting just trish or something like he's under the collar daddy umbrella
i don't know about that one. Maybe if you started
your own podcast and you
had Oscar emoji
stickers.
Or Trish emoji stickers.
Be like, here. Someone on Etsy was
trying to do that. I was like, okay.
I had my own like bling
cups or something, I guess.
To me, if I was on Logan's scale, I just like
wouldn't care. Right? Like I'm not on Logan's scale. like i need the bling cup sales you know what i mean so maybe i'd
be a little more pressed but i feel like he doesn't that's true yeah you have so much money
but also like 325 000 for 15 months is like also a ton of money i don't really feel bad for anyone
because like that is so much money yeah and george said that he's like i'm grateful for it but then
he was also complaining like when it was rock bottom right you know that's true you're not
really grateful because now you're like talking shit logan when he's not even there i don't know
why i'm feeling bad for these guys i don't know i kind of feel bad for logan but also like maybe
not well the main thing is they did have a friendship before that like somebody was showing
videos of them way back you know just, just living in an apartment. Yeah.
Them and some other guy.
And they're like the good old days kind of thing.
And they were friends.
Is Mike still friends with Logan?
You wouldn't tell by this interview.
That's why I was like.
I think so.
I think he's still friends.
They still do impulsive, don't they?
I don't know.
I have no idea.
I see that once in a while pop up.
I'm just like, okay.
Mike seems pretty loyal.
He seems like he, you know, there's certain people who do feel like they owe some, you know, people their career.
And that's good.
I think in that sense, like, because Logan was trying to downplay it as like Mike, you know, is his own phenomenon.
But I'm like, no, Mike is popular because you're popular, Logan.
It's just like the vlog squad.
Like you said, the David Dobrik effect.
Like people were popular because David was popular.
And yeah, they can like parlay it into something. It's just like the vlog squad, like you said, the David Dobrik effect. People were popular because David was popular. And yeah, they can parlay it into something. It's great, but it's kind of like the Kendall Jenner. It's like, you know, Kris Jenner set up those meetings. So
it's like, yes, Mike might be popular, but it's because of Logan. He got the in with Logan.
Yeah. A nepo baby.
A nepo baby. Because it's one thing to be an influencer and collaborate and build your way
to the top, and it's another thing to just kind of slide in on someone's popularity and then getting popular by that you know yeah
you're right like um like when all the british youtubers were collaborating with like the tyler
oakley's or whatever it's like you take a big youtuber here with one audience another youtuber
here with a different audience and then maximize the joint slay i guess but then i love a joint
slay yeah this with like a random shmandum it's like you know it's not really you like but you're kind of giving someone a career I guess you know yeah which is
like great and nice and if they help you and like whatever that's great so I would say if you go on
to canceled co-host it'd be fine because I'm like well I did stardom but you know you had your own
thing going I see you as being like a full-time influencer one day I do see it I don't think i could do it i would support it it's a head stressful being an influencer i think
i really i was thinking about it for some reason the connor france had daniel pereta drama when it
was like you will never the internet thinks of you as joey casserole's boyfriend you know what
i was like well no one can ever come for me because i'm just a normal guy working a nine to
five you know what i mean it's like yeah no one can come from i'm
working an honest job you know i'm relatable i can't have like a hayley bailey because like i
actually i'm just working your tesla truck and your house out here yeah i actually have a tesla
truck so i have an honest degree that is that is the real influencer test like once you start
getting a car that people like you're not normal you, then people are like, you're not normal.
You have a Tesla truck.
And you're not.
Like, you know, you're – I know.
It is a weird world, influencer world.
I wonder if it's going to be around forever, like celebrity world.
Is it just always going to be around now?
I read – I didn't even read the whole article.
I just read the headline about how like all the traditional Hollywoods now they're starting to like invest more and more in like influencers
and they're listening to like Logan Paul and Mr. Beast
whatever how a lot of them like
the executives at all these studios
are going to them
now to figure out like
what to do because like they're all losing money
and influencers are making money yeah
so I guess they will come to us
you're a TV professional
I'm a TV professional.
Give us your money.
We'll tell you how to produce.
We could do a whole network, like the Tammy Faye Baker Network, just how all just Trish.
I already have ideas for it.
I would love that.
We could build our sets, our studios, have people come in and out.
That would be definitely efficient.
I mean, with the three of us, we – and Jimmy, we get it done, you know.
I know.
I kind of think that too.
I was like, the production is like producing.
What is the word?
Producing?
Producing.
Producing.
Production is producing.
That's what we are over here.
We talked about getting headshots in here to put like, you know, headshots on the wall
of like you and Moses, Jimmy, me.
We could put all our photographers on there, glam.
We're going to go to a restaurant and there's all the famous people that's ever been there.
But we give a little plaque
of what each person does.
That's so sweet.
Yeah, you'll be like
executive producer,
Moses,
well, I guess we're all
executive producers,
but you could be like
host, producer,
Moses is producer,
tech, glam.
What would I be?
Just the host?
Just Trish.
Executive producer.
You just need to be Trish.
I want to be executive producer like Zendaya. I want to be executive producer. I need to be a producer i need to be a producer movie how do i do that
that's a good question what i just need to have enough money yeah this is all it is no really
well also like once you get cast in a movie like i feel like it's easy to be like oh i want a
producing credit on this right because i feel like everyone just gets producing credits these days that's what i felt with marco robbie being a producer on
barbie i wasn't ever even supposed to be barbie i was gonna be a producer i'm like how does that
even happen like what does that mean like no you had to have been barbie shout out jinx monsoon
she's on the new doctor who did you see that that's crazy amazing like who's her agent she
was the a.a i want to get that i know jinx is everywhere she did chicago she did little shop of horrors on broadway now she's in doctor who i was just like that's huge finally i'll get
her to watch doctor who like i'll watch it for jinx that was a wild clip she was good in it
that was wild damn she's getting everything i love seeing people like that blow up oh and the
freaking jake paul mike tyson fight is next delayed oh i thought it was over right
i thought it was not gonna happen because he's like too old now or something we're supposed to
interview them in texas next week or are you going maybe this week maybe it's this week um i don't
think i'm going i said i would edit it but so that's fine you should go because you've interviewed
jake before oh yeah i forgot oh my god oh my god oh i'm trying to get it just too on my mind i That's fun. You should go because you've interviewed Jake before. Oh, yeah. I forgot. For the wedding.
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Dramageddon is just too on my mind.
I forgot I interviewed Tati, too, but that's a whole other story.
I want to go watch that, too.
There's so much lore.
That interview.
Was it before or after Dramageddon?
After Dramageddon, pre-exposing Shane and Jeffrey, and she was – her and her husband
were giving me some Shane and Jeffrey tea.
I completely forgot about it.
Where were you?
At their house?
Yes.
I was at their house in the studio where my sister was filmed wait you can't believe
about the location but where do they live they don't even live there anymore they lived in encino
but they they moved to washington they sold because i thought jeffrey was gonna like she
says this in the um exposing shane jeffrey one but she thought jeffrey was gonna like pew pew her so
she moved away to a secret location it was a whole i can't wait for you to see it i can't wait for you to
get to that drama how is that i guess it was talked about but i'm just like how did i miss
all this it was everything she might be the number one drama queen i mean of all like the
dramatics of it all i mean like you're gonna die when you see it's her third video so we're
gonna work our way up but she really is kind of trish coded she's doing three videos about this
it's like damn
over the span of a year
damn
and like isn't her husband
like chill
like maybe don't make a video
right now
I know Moses will say that
to me sometimes
you know just like
and it helps
sometimes it's like just wait
like when the Colleen stuff happened
I was like want to make a video
right away
he's like just wait
just wait
it took me a while
before I made it
I was like okay
now I gotta make a video
and like you can't stop me
and I remember I took a nap
after and I was so scared
I was like oh my gosh because I was in my drama free era and like, you can't stop me. And I remember I took a nap after and I was so scared. I was like, oh my gosh.
Cause I was in my drama free era.
And then he's like, no, it's okay.
People are like, understand.
Like, okay, good.
But you kind of need someone to like, really, you went a little.
Cause I do want to make a video after everything.
I'm like, I want to make a video now.
He's like, just wait, just wait.
I was like, okay.
You know?
And then usually like after a day, you're like, okay, probably better.
I didn't.
Cause she deleted all of them.
So obviously she should have waited.
She might've left that last one, I think.
Oh, God.
Because that one was a year later.
It was in 2020.
I think June 2020.
Which one?
The Shane and Jeffrey one.
The one where she teams up with James.
Oh, but didn't they get canceled a lot that year for other things too?
Wasn't that like the Willow Smith thing?
Yeah.
So that was the precursor to everything else.
You're going to die when you watch
it I literally cannot wait isn't that crazy when there's one thing that kind of trips it and then
everyone's like actually because it I feel like I have some tea on people but it's like I'm waiting
for that moment where people will like understand it more right because like if I come on say
something especially me like you know people are always like oh my god dramatrish but I'm like I
feel like if there's like one thing that opens it up I'm like let me share my story too because if
it's not that serious if it was serious I would just say it but I'm feel like if there's like one thing that opens it up, I'm like, let me share my story too. Because if it's not that serious, if it was serious, I would just say it.
But I'm saying like when there's other things that open it up, it's kind of like, okay, well, actually this also happened.
Then people are more like willing to hear it.
You know what I mean?
So maybe that – did it work in her favor then or were people –
I mean, it did.
Yeah, because it – also that was when the mask kind of slipped on Shane because that's when he did that Instagram story.
And then he had this weird tweet about – that one that we saw in the video.
It was like him leaving the beauty community, whatever, whatever.
Oh, right. Yeah.
It was when everything kind of slipped.
Not him leaving the beauty community after one year.
Yeah, and making one palette.
He's like, I'm leaving the beauty community.
So that was – and then that's what made people go digging and looking at his old stuff
and that led to Willow Smith and then, yeah.
The internet.
That was wild.
I can't wait for you to get to it.
I can't either.
I love it.
I loved it.
That was so much fun.
Our little Patreon days.
I wish we had AMC popcorn.
I see the dune bucket behind you.
I wish we had that right now.
That looks so good.
Oh my gosh.
Who do you think is going to have a baby first? Me, Vanessa Hutchins, or Sophia Grange? I really think
yours is going to be first. I feel like I've had her as May 3rd already, so she beat that.
Who else did you say? Sophia. Sophia's really far along too, right? She said nine months,
two weeks ago. Oh, shoot. And then Vanessa Hutchins, I think, was farther along than me.
Yeah. She looks pretty. I think either way, was farther along than me. She looks pretty.
I think either way, Sophia, Vanessa will have a really long delay.
I got to do it quicker.
Regardless, I think people will find out about yours first.
Because of you?
No, because of you.
Because you'll be in Hot Topics like two days later.
Oh, right.
They'll kind of know if I'm not doing Hot Topics.
It's like, okay.
Yes.
That's true.
I guess people wait, huh?
Maybe I should wait.
Well, they're like more like, oh, like the baby's privacy, blah, blah, blah.
Right, right, right.
Me too.
It is funny.
I actually did tell Moses that.
I'm like, maybe we should wait until we come back to Hot Topics to announce we had the baby.
Yeah.
But I don't know.
I get so excited.
I think last time I announced it too early. I mean, we're still like in the hospital. I think next time I'll wait until we get out of the hospital. But I don't know. I get so excited. I think last time
I announced it too early.
I mean, we're still
like in the hospital.
I think next time
I'll wait till we get
out of the hospital
because that's like wild.
You know what I mean?
People come to the hospital
and whatever, but yeah.
Yeah, that's a good
happy medium, I think,
at least when you're home.
When you're home
and like away.
Yeah.
Not just having it.
Yeah.
I guess Spencer,
was he live?
I think he was live
on Snapchat.
Oh, was he?
Or maybe TikTok live. Oh, I remember Heidi talking he live? I think he was live on Snapchat. Oh, was he? Or maybe TikTok live.
Oh, I remember Heidi talking about that, I think.
Right?
But she said maybe that was like the pre-contractions.
Like it actually wasn't the actual delivery.
Yeah.
But they were like open about everything.
Like she was talking about like her breast implants.
Oh, yeah.
She Snapchatted them.
Spencer tweeted our clip with Slater.
We were talking about how we love Heidi.
Oh, I love that.
And he's like, I love these girls.
I was like, I love Heidi too.
She wished me Happy Mother's Day.
I love being friends with all the cool girls.
That's my favorite.
Tara wished me Happy Mother's Day.
Tara, yummy.
I love her.
She's so sweet.
We text back and forth.
I love that you're friends with her.
You know.
Friends.
Not like Tati friends where I'm like, don't want anyone else.
We were talking about that.
I was talking about that because even with like Tana and stuff like that i'm like i would never
the way tati like just like shamed james like i would never if they went on someone's podcast
who i absolutely hated i wouldn't be like oh my god how could you do that like it's such a weird
possessive i was thinking that too it was like especially like as a 30 year old i was thinking
like okay what would what can i even relate it to i'm like i guess when like britney brosney
turned me down i was sad for like a second but like i just i liked the girl like i watched her stuff like i
don't have any ill will towards her i was like even like that's what's so crazy yeah it's even
when like jojo was on cancel i remember people gave tana so much and i was like because she had
stuff up it was like right after yeah but i was just like it's fine like i'm not in possession
of tana like it's fine like i don't know like was just like, it's fine. Like, I'm not in possession of Tana.
Like, it's fine.
Like, I don't know.
Like, it's so weird.
It's like she does this for a living too.
Like, it's just odd.
Yeah, I think it's like as a grown person, it's like hard to like really care.
I'm like, okay.
Like, you know.
38 is grown, grown too.
Like, that's older than me right now, which is like I can't even imagine.
But it is wild. I don't know I felt bad
for James I love it this is the
I know I know I know sorry it's on my mind
our viewers are like what did Tati do
what is happening
our thumbnail is Tati and James
drama get it oh my gosh
we start drama get it 3
that'd be wild more receipts
come out if anyone has receipts and they want to come on just Trish let me know if be wild more receipts come out if anyone has
receipts and they want to come on just trish let me know if there's more receipts that need to
come out i'm invested in it as long as it's not my drama getting i'm invested um jake paul's
oh jake paul um anyway i forgot you're talking about so many straight people my head is spinning
i know this is the straightest episode i think we've ever had. It really is.
Wow.
Anyway, his tickets go for $2 million for the VIP package.
How do you even buy those?
Where do you buy $2 million tickets?
That's a good question.
Where do you buy them?
Like, how do you make that charge on, like, your account?
That's a better question.
Yeah.
How do you clear that with your bank?
Like, yeah.
You know one of those unlimited cards or something?
That is crazy.
Yeah.
Who makes a $2 million purchase?
I guess you'd wire the money or something.
It allows fans to meet both fighters, sleep in overnight luxury at a penthouse suite,
and watch the action unfold from first row floor seats.
You get two ringside apron seats, exclusive stadium arrivals, security and escort during
the night, a photo with Jake and Mike Tyson.
Together?
Yeah, in the locker room.
I love that. Gloves signed by both
fighters, a private green room with open
bar, a picture in the ring after
the fight, two night luxury
accommodation for 10 guests, and
VIP lounge access and seating.
I'm doing it.
I'm doing it. Usually doing it there's like 10 guests so usually
like 10 people team up together yeah it's only 200 000 i'm so bad at math what is it 100 000 each
200 000 each i think 200 yeah 200 see i was quick with it the first time
everyone go to patreon.com together yes we want to go there's three of us we can bring
seven of our producers with us.
Do you think Tiana gets like free tickets as like his ex-wife?
That's a good question.
I don't think they talk like that.
I don't think so either.
But like, I don't know.
Do they?
That is weird.
How can you be so close with someone and then not talk to them anymore?
They must talk, right?
A little, right?
Here and there?
I don't know, actually.
I have no idea.
I feel like she might have been in love with him maybe more so.
I think so too.
It sounds kind of like that.
We never go into depth.
Just what you see on the podcast.
But I feel like she might have been.
And reexamining the past content that they were making too.
It sounded like she was into him.
She has a lore for sure.
Yeah.
A lot of lore.
She really does.
She's been kind of around.
I forget how young she is because she's just been around.
Like, I feel like she's been around as long as I have.
I'm like, it's so crazy.
Joey, too.
We looked at his page.
I was like telling Moses.
I'm like, he's kind of been around a long time.
I went to his page.
He had like 13 years ago, his first video.
Yeah.
And then he had the channel before that.
What was that?
Remember Winter Spring?
Oh, yeah.
Wasn't his girl, Brittany?
He had a girl named Brittany.
Yeah, she also had a Brittany
yeah
I remember
she was like an actor later on
I remember we used to watch her
casting audition tapes
oh wow
and now
and she's lesbian now
is she out
yes
okay
I remember people saying that
but I'm like okay
is she or are they just
okay
13 years ago
yeah
we love it
we love
my first video
was 17 years ago.
18 almost.
What was your first video called?
Right now it's called Trisha Paytas' First Video.
I changed the title.
Because I looked the other day and I was like, oh, yeah, I retitled it because people search
for it.
So I think it was originally called like – I don't know.
I'm wrapping Ice Ice Baby or something.
So maybe it's like –
Oh, my God.
Just me wrapping.
I don't really know why I did it.
I guess to hear my voice. I don't know. I'm not my voice i don't know but it is crazy to see that you're
like oh my god i was 18 like that's so weird like how long ago that was and how long this has been
like how i've actually like made a living for so long that's amazing oh my god it is crazy
yeah because the influencer life can be short for sure. People either burn out or just over it.
Like the Dolan twins are just like, bye.
Oh, yeah.
It's crazy.
Where are the Dolan twins?
I don't know.
Maybe they just made a lot of money and invested wisely.
In like Cameron Dallas.
You know Cameron Dallas?
Yes, of course.
He was in Mean Girls on Broadway.
Oh, yeah.
I forgot.
What a slay.
Where are those guys?
They were like the hottest ones for so long.
It is crazy.
I guess that's like when you're just hot.
You know, it's like –
They're like, we made enough.
We can just go be hot on our own.
Yeah.
And it's also like do people lose interest if we're just hot?
It's like, okay, we can only look at someone hot for so long.
Like a Harry Jowsey.
I'm like, how long will you be just relevant?
It is interesting to
think about but this like even but even like the jamelios and stuff it's like they even though
they're not as popular as they were they kind of maintain relevance and vincey right they have a tv
show they have shoes they're like doing stuff's kind of like asin ray too it's like you don't
hear about them but there's so many influencers you don't hear about to have like 100,000 followers
that like have money and they build houses and stuff you know what i mean i'm always like tiktok
especially there's so many tiktokers who like buy houses you know build new and i'm like how are they making
money like it's so weird i guess just a lot of brandy or hayley bailey and not to go back to
her but i'm like how does she have 17 000 rent like that's crazy i guess brand deals but she
doesn't have that many yeah i mean oh chris Yeah, he has a brand. He's everywhere.
Well, Hailey Bailey is also like at every event too, right? I think she gets paid for it all.
I think.
Okay.
Maybe.
Maybe they're getting banked.
All I know is like my biggest brand is like maybe $10,000.
So it's always like crazy to me that like these people could be getting like $100,000 for a brand now.
Yeah.
So maybe, yeah.
It is interesting because at least YouTube like – I mean it differs.
But you can obviously
make more from a YouTube video than a TikTok.
So –
Yeah.
I don't know.
TikTok I've never made money like really, really, really.
So even like the ones I do do like – it's like not that much.
Like it's just not.
So there's no way I could be having $70,000 in rent.
We just – at ET we just started getting monetized or whatever with their program.
Oh.
And then it sent the notification and it was like your monthly monthly was um deposit was 72 dollars oh yeah i was like damn we have some like
hits in there for 72 dollars but even mine too sometimes i get like 15 million on like a um
like a tavern one and it still only be like set like 6 000 for the not only but it's like 6 000
for the month when that one person's like i make 4 000 for one tiktok i was like well damn mine's
like for one yeah mine's if one goes viral like, I make $4,000 for one TikTok, I was like, well, damn. Mine's like –
Yeah, for one, yeah.
Mine's if one goes viral, maybe I'll get $6,000.
Definitely not that anymore.
It's definitely gone way down, like maybe $2,000 or something like that.
Again, not bad, but I'm not paying $17,000 in rent with it.
You know what I mean?
So yeah, it is kind of – TikTok to me has always been the lowest paying with sponsors
and everything.
But maybe they have really good agents.
Yeah.
Or managers.
I don't know.
Yeah.
And like Haleyiley is very like
marketable i like because she used to be a model right so i imagine like when she gets ready for
these like events whatever it's like okay like i'm sure a makeup company wants to be like oh
like use this foundation when you're getting ready something like that probably right i actually don't
know the extent we should have her on i hope i'm not being too mean to hayley bailey i like when
i call people out for cancellations because it's like never fun
but also it's like she's just trending all over my page
like her whole thing was her in the flower hat and dress
and I was just like okay let's talk about it
but I never want to be mean
because it is like you know not fun
but you've been there
that's what I'm saying
I feel like I can relate
you know what I mean
you at least come from a space where it's like yeah
you've experienced that similar thing
I'm like the Kelly Osbourne of the podcast world
just talking a little too much but it comes from a good place well-intentioned yeah people can like forgive
it it's like okay their podcast is wild osborne's one oh my god that was always yeah all four of
them still i was like they're just crushing it out she looks good um i saw another podcast clip with Harry Jowsey and Jake Shane.
They were on one together?
Yeah.
Harry was on Jake Shane's.
I'm an octopus lover.
Oh, really?
I love when you call him octopus.
I love octopus lover.
I love it.
What did he say?
Well, he was talking about an influencer girl with veneers who has really bad breath.
Okay, not me.
I don't have veneers.
And we never met.
Every time he sees
her he's like and she talks close and he's like i was like oh like disgusting like here
octopus was saying this or harry harry was telling this to octopus harry so much like just chill and
then there was a clip of him on canceled it was like early days because it was the newspaper
background but brooke was there so not that early um about him talking about tana's breath so everyone made the
combination the connection that harry was getting tana on octopuses podcast wait because because
why what was happening on the canceled episode on the canceled episode he was talking about
specifically about tana's breath and how sometimes her breath smells or something and then so that
people he said in her own podcast so tana yeah and then i hate that guy oh my god what is his
deal more reasons like not like
your face to face with someone what is he saying like your breath stings like what the hell like
okay maybe your dick stings okay she's being so nice about it you are british you know what i mean
it's just like that's wild maybe that's australian oh he's australian no he's Australian? no he's not what?
okay I take back the
even worse
even worse
right
there you go
even worse
I don't know
I don't know
anything about Australians
oh
so basically
when the British
sent away their prisoners
they sent them to Australia
that's what
Australia is
wait really?
what?
oh okay
he's a prisoner
okay
that's wild why do people hype him up so much I just don't get it right? Arnold's following me What? Oh, okay. He's a prisoner. Okay.
That's wild.
Why do people hype him up so much?
I just don't get it.
Riley Arnold's following me.
I'm going to get the tea from Riley Arnold.
Riley, calm on down.
Gosh, I want to know.
Because he is just really annoying me lately.
I don't know.
I think that last week's episode we were talking about him.
I realized I just don't like him.
Before, I never really thought about him because I'm just like, I just't know anything about him like literally i know his name is harry jousey
he's australian and i know he's tall and that's about all i know that's all i know he does of i guess yeah and i know he has a hot roommate who's his roommate his name is christian i think he's
from new zealand okay or australia i actually don't't know. Don't confuse the Kiwis and the Aussies.
But you can confuse
the British and the Aussies.
No problem.
They're the same.
They really are the same.
It's like Scottish and...
Irish.
Yeah, the guy that actually
unalived his wife,
the gold, white,
and blue black dress,
he was Scottish.
Like, we were just saying
how there's no crime
that happens there
and then we see that.
I was like, oh, okay.
The Scottish people are wild. And Baby Reindeer, too. Martha's no crime that happens there, and then we see that. I was like, oh, okay. The Scottish people are wild.
And Baby Reindeer, too.
Martha's like, that actress doesn't even seem Scottish.
She's like, she's not.
She's British.
Like, she's putting on an accent to act like you, dummy.
Like, what the heck?
Oh, my God.
She didn't even know.
She was confused, too.
What a transition.
I know.
Sorry.
I love Scotland.
I want to go over there this year for Traders, and also I want to be in Joseph.
CAA, get on that for me, please.
Thank you.
I'm hoping it works.
Oh, my God.
They offered me a role on a TV show that was supposed to film this week in Hawaii.
What?
Yeah.
I was so sad.
That was for an influencer.
I wonder if it was real or they were just like saying like –
It's the White Lotus.
Could you imagine?
I was so sad.
It was actually like – I don't even know the show's name.
It's on Fox, I think.
I don't know.
They said the show. I'm like, I wonder if even know the show's name. It's on Fox, I think. I don't know. They said the show.
I'm like, I wonder if they really wanted me or they were just like dangling it.
Like, look, we got this for you, but we know you're having a baby.
So like, you know what I mean?
I was so sad.
They're probably being honest about it, but I was just like so sad.
I was like, oh my God.
And there was like for the 20th, I'm like, I think I'm literally having a baby that day,
but damn, I would have loved to gone over.
That would have been so great.
Do you think they really wanted me or think they just were, it was like a casting notice and like this could have been you?
I think they wanted you.
Just somebody along the way didn't realize your due date.
That pregnant?
Yeah.
Like we live with every day.
They don't really –
That's true.
Yeah, no one cares that much except for us.
I mean if you want to have the baby in Hawaii, we can take it.
I don't know if we can.
What if I had it on the plane?
Then the baby can free for life.
Fly for free.
Oh, yeah.
Like if you have a baby at Disneyland or something, you get free Disney.
I heard that.
What?
That was a rumor.
No, there's no way.
That's actually so funny.
In general, yeah.
People that, if you're born somewhere, you get.
Or should we go Bing and Buns?
Yes, you beat me too, but I'm so mad.
That would be everything.
We get free chicken for life.
We got to have them on.
I want them to cater this podcast.
Because right now I could go for some chicken.
I'm like so hungry.
I was like, oh my gosh.
They catered Coachella.
They did?
It was the Sheehan party at Coachella.
Really?
Bangin' Buns?
I did a whole deep dive.
Oh my God.
They're really crushing it.
Because Sheehan's a big party.
They said that they'll send.
I mean, I'm sure they can end of every podcast just send us.
Bangin' Buns, please.
I really want that chicken so bad. Our after show is just the Bangin' Buns, please. I really want that chicken so bad.
Our after show is just the Bangin' Buns after show where we eat the chicken.
It was so, so good.
Oh, my gosh.
If we didn't finish this late, I would go over there.
Like last time we finished early, like noon, I would have been like all the way over at Bangin' Buns.
I wish it was closer.
It is so far.
Bangin' Buns is like a valley, like this side of the valley.
Yeah.
It's deep in there.
It's too far, but it's so good you know
well time to open one in west lake i would love we can be an executive producer on there oh oh my
god and they're so good but like i wonder if they're like we were talking about this do they
actually cook the food the owners i heard that they um were like they started the recipe they
were making it in the parking lot and that's how it got famous and they just taught the other people
yeah but they're always in that location so that's why i'm like okay are they
always there that's true yeah maybe that's they're from the valley originally so maybe that's why
their mac and cheese was so good they even said actually i didn't even tell you this but they're
like oh we're like making the cheese now might take another 20 minutes we're like we'll wait
for that mac and cheese because i know i was like oh man i was already like i was like okay you should
be home around 12 30 i'm like it's gonna take a while to get there. And then we had to wait another 20 minutes and we had to film.
It was like, it's going to be a whole thing.
It was so worth it.
Moses, you really need to have it.
I know.
We got to maybe go out this week sometime, like right when they open.
I love him.
Yeah.
It really is worth it.
Before I have this baby.
It is so good.
Oh, she's moving.
I hope I'm okay this episode.
I really feel like I'm out of my mind.
I feel hungry and I feel hot. I'm so sorry if I come across negative okay this episode. I really feel like I'm out of my mind. I feel hungry and I feel hot.
I'm so sorry if I come across negative in this episode.
I'm not trying to.
I feel like I don't know the full story either of everything I'm saying.
I'm giving half the stories.
I think maybe the title is Pregnancy Brain for this episode.
I don't think that's a good title.
We'll leave the title to Oscar.
In the description.
What is his title?
In the description. Well well but we do need a
disclaimer yeah yeah gpt something about like i'm about to get burned we need jimmy to put a graphic
at the beginning yeah just so you know this is what's happening in this episode don't take anything
i know don't take it our new allegedly is pregnancy brain yeah dave portnoy you can't say anything
about us i literally gave half the story to all those things.
And I'm like, I really feel like I didn't give a full.
And I knew nothing about any of the straight man news.
So that was worse.
I know, I'm like, wait, did I even say anything?
Because we were talking so much about George and Logan.
And then when I just said the story, I'm like, did I even say any of that?
Probably not.
But Fashion Nova sent me this dress and we're not sponsored by them on the podcast.
Although I am sponsored by them in real life.
We're back.
We took a 10 minute break. That felt so much better better i did have to pee for the past like two hours the pressure is insane right now the pressure on my bladder like i really
thought like my water's gonna break right now like i really it's crazy the pressure is crazy
i just like couldn't even i can't imagine what it feels like it kind of trips me out thinking
about it like there's a baby in there even when i think about it like the moving like every time i give like moses hands to feel i mean
that is wild there's like a full grown baby she's like eight and a half pounds when we went to the
doctor last week she's like eight and a half my mom wanted to know how much malibu and i told her
that i love that okay yes my mom was like random she's like how much she asked she was like um how
much does a baby weigh i'm like oh she said eight pounds well she's like well how much does a baby weigh? I'm like, oh, she said eight pounds. She's like, well, how much does Malibu weigh?
She also thought her baby's name was Levi, not Elvis.
I don't know.
I love that.
Oh, my God.
Well, you know, she mixed the letters around.
That's kind of everything.
She stays up to date.
She follows you now.
Really?
Yeah.
Shout out, Mom.
Is it Mama Gracie?
Yeah.
Shout out, Mama Gracie.
We love that.
Malibu is eight pounds, so she's bigger than Malibu right now. Oh, a half pound bigger? Yeah. Shout out Mama Gracie. We love that. Malibu is eight pounds, so she's bigger than Malibu right now.
Oh, a half pound bigger.
Yeah.
And supposedly they grow a half pound a week.
This was like, girlfriend, you're cooked.
You're ready to come out.
So it is wild.
I don't know how to even describe it.
It's so crazy.
It's crazy when they come out of you, too.
It's like, oh, my God, there was a full baby in there.
She doesn't feel as heavy when you carry her.
For me, personally, it's like when the baby comes out, they feel so heavier i'm like i don't really feel that much heavy but it's just like
actually that is crazy my cat is like eight and a half pounds and like carrying him i'm like oh
you're kind of heavy i can't imagine right and it's in your belly i guess you're just like it's
it's like you're holding everything better but fluid and stuff though too so it's like
i know i was feeling it but we went to the bathroom i had some
cheez-its what did you have mina cookies shout out poke me those are good as hell i was literally
once you said break i'm like i'm running yeah yeah yeah we usually like wait until the patreon
break but i was like i'm gonna pass out i felt like any moment i'm like oh mo said it's been
funny i hope so i'm like i actually have no idea. I just said that to him. I can't fuck up. I was like, are you sure?
I was like, this, I have, we've talked about nothing.
You are pregnant.
This might be the last one before you give birth.
It's a rare opportunity.
One of a kind.
I hope we make it to next week.
I have a sponsor next week too.
We'll see.
We had no sponsor this week.
So it would have been the perfect week to give birth last week.
But we'll see what we can do.
Any sponsor will be happy to be right when we come back after we have the baby.
Yeah, but we might not be back. What if we get birth on, like, next Monday?
We have such good ones, Banks, though, that, like...
That's true.
No, what I'm saying is, like,
they'll be happy even if it's a week later
because you're coming back.
No, but what if we don't have sponsors that week later and then it's just, like,
whatever?
We just postpone it if that week
we don't have a show oh yeah okay
i'm sure they won't they'll understand okay and if they don't then it's problematic because you're
a mom yeah i'm pregnant you can't discriminate against me i think there's a whole movie with
lindsey lohan about that how she pretends to be pregnant so they can't fire her you know what
i just i hate when i do this because i watch like part of it i don't finish it
but on god jesse and lily's podcast shout out do we know them yeah do we know them yeah yes love it
um they talked about a girl who was uh faking like she said she like disappeared for a little
bit said she was pregnant yes the influencer yeah and then fake the miscarriage and everything i was like that is crazy that's wild that's crazy it wasn't
for patreon or something too they said to subscribe to the patreon and then it was like you guys are
weird and parasocial for like being so uh attached to my life that you would get excited for my
pregnancy or miscarriage people like there are some people are so dumb online like these
influencers the influencer not the fans.
I'm like, God, these people have like no – like how do they function in the world?
Like how are you anybody?
Why would you blame people for caring about – that's your whole career.
It's like you should be thankful people care.
People are – I know.
I do hate – that is my number one thing with like people wanting like privacy and stuff when they're like an influencer in your whole life is like –
it's like one thing to be an influencer like Mr. Beast or whatever where it's like not your life.
But if it is your life and then people like – like when people break up, why do you care?
I don't know.
You made a whole couple's account, you know?
Like it's, that's why we care.
Like that's so weird.
People are so odd that way.
There's just too many influencers.
Unpopular opinion.
Too many influencers.
I wish we were a little more exclusive in our, I do feel exclusive enough that I've
like been around for so long.
So I do feel like I'm in a different category.
But there's just so many.
And there's stupid stuff like that.
Like the people are like, it's a hard job.
Why do you guys care if I have a miscarriage?
Like are you dense?
Like there's no common sense.
Yeah.
It's tough because then like whenever it gets picked up by the news, it's like, oh,
an influencer said this and this is like – then everyone is like, oh, this is the problem
with influencers. You know, like everyone goes down with you the guy has like four
thousand dollars for an hour of tiktok i'm like you sound so dumb right now like you sound so dumb
i hate it god people are just so out of touch i don't know or the one who's like i'm just like
you i got a couture dress for free so i didn't pay the designer like girl sorry i'm relatable
i feel sad i don't know i don't feel sad i feel very happy i just have a baby in me I'm like, girl, sorry. I'm relatable. Sorry, Hailey Bailey. I love her.
I feel sad.
I don't know.
I don't feel sad.
I feel very happy.
I just have a baby in me.
Which is a lot of emotions right there.
Luckily, you can blame a lot of it.
Dr. Drew's coming up and he did tell me like a lot of it is hormonally justified.
See?
There you go.
That's coming from a doctor.
Yeah, you got to own it. And then you also have like a few months after of like all those raging hormones too.
Oh, up to a year, he said.
I was like, okay.
There you go.
We have a whole year of that.
But past year, no.
Because then I was saying like the one who left their 16-month-old at home was like,
no, that's past year.
That's not that.
That's like – it's like, okay.
That makes sense.
Because I – yeah, after – it is like the year mark where you become magically yourself
again, which is kind of cool.
I remember at her year birthday, I was like, we're doing Vegas.
We're doing the –
I'm like, yeah, I'm getting the groove back.
But to say even physically,
it takes two years to recover
because it's such a huge undertaking.
It's a lot in there.
Anyways, we're back.
I had some apple juice.
I feel like that maybe helped a little bit.
You know Riley Arnold is a type 1 diabetic?
Oh my God, really?
Yeah.
I started following her on Instagram back
and she said like I got the diagnosis. I was like, oh my God. I guess she could take Ozemp diabetic. Oh, my God. Really? Yeah. I started following her on Instagram back and she said, like, I got the diagnosis.
I was like, oh, my God.
I guess you could take Ozempic.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, my God.
Does that regulate your sugar?
Yeah.
Does she lose weight?
She's so tiny.
She doesn't need to.
That's what I'm saying.
Good question.
I think if you – I actually have no idea.
I don't even want to, like, say I think.
I know.
I don't either.
I have no idea.
I have no – well, actually, no.
I have no idea.
Kat. Yeah. We're not medical professionals over here. I know. I don't either. They have no idea. I have no idea. Well, actually, no. I have no idea. Kat.
Yeah.
We're not medical professionals over here.
I know.
Dr. Drew talks about his epic, too.
I can't wait for that episode.
It's coming up soon.
I love Dr. Drew.
Well, I guess that's a good segue back to Mary Jowsey, the Riley Arnold.
Oh, right.
See, that's the problem because, like, with the Harry Jowsey, Riley Arnold stuff, I feel
like everyone, like, we learn so much about Harry or Harry was the one shoved down our
throats when, like, really we should be talking about the star who was Riley Arnold who was,
like, a dancer.
She was the one that's, like, actually on the show.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, 18 years old, so talented.
Like.
Yeah.
She should have been, like, the star.
And Harry definitely, you know, profited off of that showmance or whatever.
Yeah.
What is it?
Exploited it.
Yeah.
I don't like it.
Don't exploit an 18-year-old.
And yeah, him on the Octopus – the Octopus podcast.
I don't forget.
What is it?
Shoot.
You don't have to look it up.
It's fine.
I mean, it's shout out.
Whatever.
Ken is everywhere.
Who was he interviewing the other day?
I was like, God, he really gets like everyone and everything
actor or someone famous
recently yeah he's always with someone famous
yeah who did he have recently
great PR people
I don't know I saw
someone traditional I forget who
yeah he gets a lot of traditional people
yeah I was like a musician I can't
think now yeah well anyway
he had Harry Jowsey on
oh he had Harry Jowsey johnson yes yes he was on octopus harry was on octopus podcast that's
where he talked about tana's breath or he didn't say the influencer girls with veneers
name who talks close ew i also like a guy who just like talks about that stuff it's like you're
so weird especially their friends that too yeah you guys like help each other and stuff like that
you're odd you're so weird yeah i think anyone. That too. Yeah. You guys like hug each other and stuff like that. You're odd.
You're so weird.
Yeah.
I think anyone who talks about people is like anything.
Like the way they smell.
Also, I've been so close to Tana and never once had smelled bad breath or whatever.
It's like just such a weird thing to say.
Yeah.
Maybe it was your stinky breath you were smelling.
Sometimes people do have the stinky breath.
Try to be like, oh, something smells.
It's like, it's you.
I've had people with body odor do that.
They'll be like, something really smells.
And I'm like, it's literally you.
And they don't understand that.
So maybe that was him, honestly.
And I kind of think that
because you do smell
your own breath, right?
Like you can smell
your own breath, so.
And like he talked about
like wanting to hand her gum
and stuff.
I'm just like,
it's also a story.
Like why?
If that's the most
interesting story,
because that was the highlight.
That was a clip
that was on the
podcast TikTok account.
You know what I mean?
That was the big takeaway.
So I'm like,
if your most interesting story is that someone else has bad breath yeah then okay yeah you're a loser like
there's nothing going on that is what's crazy to me yeah when people just talk about other people's
like stories on their part that has nothing related to them like he's not the cause of the
bad breath it wasn't like she was you know on him and like got bad like you're just talking about
that like it's so weird you're so odd and it's not like
a hot topic you know right yeah it's like you're just making up an own one oh god i hate it has
you that haven't been canceled i feel like they haven't done canceled since they've been back
oh that's i think i say films home when was the last canceled i haven't seen one
the last one was like oh no no they had one last week i think it was a childhood trauma
oh okay i don't think i saw that one yet okay maybe yeah and i think i obviously that must The last one was like – Oh, no, no. They had one last week, I think. It was a childhood trauma episode.
Oh, okay.
I don't think I saw that one yet.
Okay, maybe.
Yeah.
And I think –
Obviously, that must have been filmed.
Pre-filmed.
Yeah, because Tana's in Mexico.
Brooke's here, I think.
Oh, my God.
Baby reindeer over here.
Knowing everyone's location.
Hassan's in New York.
Tana's in New Mexico.
It's also so easy because –
I know.
I'm just kidding.
I love that you know that.
I know everything, too.
I'm always like, look at –
Usually, I do.
Actually, I'm just kind of out of it with locations. I'm trying to think where – Do I know where anyone'm just kidding. I love that you know that. I know everything too. I'm always like, look at – usually I do. Actually, I'm just kind of out of it with locations.
Yeah.
But –
I'm trying to think where – do I know where anyone else is at?
Joey's in London.
Jaclyn Hill is at my Popeye's down the street.
Wait.
She had – yesterday on Mother's Day, she went by Popeye's with these like pretty
roses and the flea market next to it.
I was like, that's my Popeye's.
Like, did she move here?
Wait.
Jaclyn Hill is your neighbor?
I don't know if she was just passing through because I saw they ended up in Santa
Barbara so I don't know if they just like passed through.
But I think they might.
Because they said they lived out of LA and I was like.
Yeah. Yeah. And then I went to
message her and then I said something like
I'm restricted or something.
Yeah. Like I had a red X. Because I was like oh
let me see if she messaged me back. And I was like oh.
We still follow each other but I guess
there's a restriction. Remember I showed you. I was like oh let me see if she replied. And there was like a red X. And I was like, oh. We still follow each other, but I guess there's a restriction? Remember I showed you. I was
like, oh, let me see if she replied. And there was like a red X
and I was like, what does this mean?
Yikes. Sorry, Jacqueline.
Probably deserved it somewhere along the line, but
I don't know what I did. Because I was like, I think this is the one
by me. And
Kandi Johnson. We live close to each other.
I would die if Jacqueline was on your podcast.
I would love.
I just feel like she doesn't like to get into the tea.
I want to get into like.
Maybe though.
Sometimes she talks about her like past scandals.
Yeah.
Because I think hers.
I feel like she's gotten better.
I feel like her scandals are so unserious.
Especially looking back.
Because it was.
Yeah.
It was the furry lipsticks and John McGeddon were like similar time.
Was she in John McGeddon?
No.
She just had her furry lipsticks at the same time as John McGeddon was going on.
Oh I see.
Yeah.
Or was it lipsticks? Yeah. Lipsticks right? had her furry lipsticks at the same time as going on yeah or was it lipsticks yeah lipsticks right yeah yeah um it was the same time but like so in comparison
to like all that versus the little furry lipsticks i'm like you know did her drama with colleen ever
come out like no i is it not i don't know again i don't want to be i don't want to be here jazzy
telling other people's drama for entertainment.
It wasn't even that.
I want to say Jacqueline talked about it, but people may not have known it was about Colleen, so maybe I shouldn't.
Oh, T, okay.
But she definitely did talk about it, how an influencer embarrassed her at a party.
They were doing truths or dares, and someone asked her about her fuzzy lipsticks.
Oh, I had no idea.
But I also haven't kept up with Jacqueline like that.
It was a while ago, and people speculated it was about Colleen, and i'm i'm pretty sure it was about colleen i think i heard
that that i will say it's speculation and alleged because i'm not sure but i i feel like i remember
all that and like she's kind of like and she's like why would she bring that up i think jacqueline
talked about it's like why would this and i think that's why she's talking about how she's not
friends with influencers or people in california because she's i was so embarrassed like why is
she bringing up our my fuzzy lipsticks in front of like everyone at the
party or something like that I think someone the influencer accused like okay you knew that there
was fuzzy fuzzy hair in your lipstick or something I that sounds like a Joey Graceffa party because
I'm like where else would these people cross paths right I think because Jacqueline was at
Jacqueline and Colleen were at it okay so maybe. Okay. So maybe. Maybe. That's where all the drama goes down.
At the Joey Graceffa parties.
That's where you're.
Yeah.
Thank God those stopped.
Joey Graceffa just.
It's really the center of all the drama.
I've been there already.
Were you there?
At that one with Jacqueline?
Because I never saw.
I've never seen Jacqueline in real life.
Yeah.
I saw Jacqueline at.
At Joey's party.
Yeah.
Jacqueline and Colleen.
Yeah.
Oh, I never.
What party was that?
I didn't go to that one.
One of the Christmas ones.
I think it was.
They had fake snow outside. I don't know. Jacqueline was at that one. I did. Where they had What party was that? I didn't go to that one. One of the Christmas ones. I think it was they had fake snow outside.
I don't know.
Jacqueline was at that one.
I did.
Where they had like the snow slides.
I don't know if there was slides.
I think it was just out front.
They had fake snow one year.
I remember the snow slide year.
Okay.
But I do remember Jacqueline at one of the parties.
I never seen her in person.
I saw her that one time.
I think maybe Nikita Draken was there.
Oh my God.
They all kind of blend in my head
though you know what i mean yeah totally that era yeah because i remember one with you where we did
the white elephant and then you got my the thing i brought what did i get it was like a the harry
potter book pre jk rowling but like the illustrated one and you were so excited i was like wow
were we friends at the time we talked i think it was one where we talked was i by myself at that
party was it the loner one it might have been that one one time i went with somebody one time
i was by myself and then also i think nikita's gift that she brought was like um a dildo with
a furry tail do you remember that no oh or butt plug it wasn't a dildo oh no no or or no and maybe she got that one and then her gift was a wig like the nikita dragon wig
do you have any recollection no you remember the bellamy hair wig she came out with that was so
thin yes her wings are such sleighs and then she's like i'm coming out my own wigs and it's
like literally so thin and you're just like what what? Yes. It was that. I live for that. God. What memories, dude.
Those parties were crazy.
Were they?
I don't know.
It was just such a weird mix of influencers that should never really cross paths.
No.
Influencer parties are never fun.
I had one influencer party.
I was talking about that.
It was my 30th birthday.
And it was like Shane and the Vlog Squad and also just like random people.
And it was like just random people that I was just friends with. And it was like a mix of everybody there. I just like random people. Then there was like, you know, just random people that I was just friends with and it
was like a mix of everybody there.
I was like, okay.
It's hard to mix different groups.
It is kind of.
Yeah.
Because also it's like, I don't know.
Some people are snotty with other ones too.
Like, I don't like this one.
I don't want it.
Yeah.
I think one year I was just like, oh, I'm the it girl in all the groups.
I'm inviting everybody.
Because I know Gigi always came to my parties.
La Demi.
Like, you know. So I feel like it was always just my parties, La Demi, like, you know,
so I feel like it was always just an interesting mix of people.
But that one was fun.
I had, like, a casino night or something.
Liza Koshy was there.
It really was like the it girl.
Oh, yours?
Oh, wow.
That is everything.
It was before they announced their breakup
because I remember we went
and, like, took photo booths together.
Yep.
Wow.
Yeah, pretty good times.
Your party's now, like, the Just Trish party now would be like also like the girl group for sure it'd just be all girls at this point yeah it's like you and ted
yeah and ted he can come too and moses he's in australia i think ted might be back in australia
oh yeah he's been in australia for minute. Yeah, because he left after ours.
Oh, that's right.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I think maybe he's back now.
He has a new merch out.
I need to order it.
Oh, my.
This episode is just a recap of everyone we follow.
So sorry, everybody.
They said you have 20 minutes left.
We're like, okay.
Let's go.
Did we have a hot topic?
We had something we were going to.
Oh, Harry Jowsey.
Oh, that's it.
Yeah.
I mean, what else can we possibly say about harry josey oh now i think the did the trailer come out for his perfect match season what is that
oh on netflix no um i hate shows like that like i'm like these are people we don't know
yeah and it kind of is spoiled because those photos with him and jessica from love is
blind right from 2023 like resurfaced so obviously
we know they connect in the shows for so long because it's also like just from love is blind
was like so popular like i was so interested in her but it's like you know after some time after
those shows you kind of don't care about those yeah people anymore because it's like that was
so long ago and i don't really care about this i like love is blind i love love but i don't really
care about this isn't it crazy how when love love but i don't really care about this isn't it crazy
how when love is blind over you just like forget about people though you're so invested in the
moment like who's the girl that says she's like megan fox i was like oh my god we gotta get her
on yeah i love chelsea yeah and everyone was talking about chelsea travis kelsey was talking
about chelsea yeah everybody everyone's weighing in but now even when they were like saying they
give updates you know about the people from Love is Blind.
I was like, who's that?
Like the names?
I always think that too.
Yeah.
I never remember.
Yeah.
So –
They're not good at parlaying their fame.
No.
I guess at least Harry Jowsey did that.
He started on Too Hot to Handle.
Oh, I have no idea.
Something like that.
I don't know what that show is.
Something about being hot.
Really?
And dating.
Oh, I thought he was just like an influencer.
I think he started on one of those shows of something, a hot dating show. Do you know being hot. Really? And dating. Oh, I thought he was just like an influencer. I think he started on one of those shows.
Of something. A hot
dating show. Do you know what parlay means?
Yeah, like you take your
success from one thing and then you go into the next.
Oh, really? But what
do they mean in Pirates of the Caribbean when they say like
parlay? Is that
the same thing or is that a different word?
Can you do a pirate sentence? Yeah.
He's like... Oh, remember? He he'd be like you have to say parlay if you want to let something stop like
if you want to make something stop in pirates of the caribbean she's like i order you to stop in
the power of parlay he's like parlay did you just say parlay it's like a pirate code and she's like
yes if i say parlay you have to let him go. Don't you remember that? Is that the same thing? I've never seen Pirates of the Caribbean.
I've seen you cosplay as Captain Jack Sparrow at the drive-thrus.
I'll have some rum.
This is it?
Yo-ho, yo-ho, Pirates life for me.
That was iconic.
You've never seen Pirates of the Caribbean?
What? That's like the me. That was iconic. You've never seen Pirates of the Caribbean? What?
That's like the biggest movie of all time.
Oh, I don't think it's the biggest movie of all time.
Yes, it has to be.
This is not the biggest movie of all time.
Pirates was so big.
It's successful.
It's big.
It's big.
But it's not the biggest movie of all time.
That has to be.
I saw it 10 times when it was in theaters.
I mean, it has a ride in Disneyland.
Yeah.
Thank you.
Paulette. I don't even remember that that i can't believe you don't know a negotiation conference especially one between enemies over terms of a truce or other matters so it's different it's
not the same this is from in pirates of the caribbean wiki oh okay okay like if i say paulette
you have to let him go like that's always what i remember the root of the word is uh the
french verb to speak specific i'm not gonna go into the rest i don't know but what do you say
it means because i actually don't know i just always use that word i think i use it wrong
no i think you use it right parlay your success yeah it's something else turn an initial stake
or winnings from a previous bet into a greater amount so separate it's a different meaning yeah i just always remember
them saying like paul i i literally like i know the ride at disneyland and then i know
your drive-thru videos and that's i feel like that's enough pirates that's all you need to know
yeah i think dined up might have gotten canceled speaking of canceled i feel like kind of people
are over him because his movie was supposed to like open the French one and then like it just didn't.
And it made like a thousand dollars
I think. How is that even possible?
I've never heard of a movie making only a thousand dollars.
That's crazy. So what does that mean? Like
ten people bought tickets?
Actually. That's weird. Like even if you don't know
a movie like you buy tickets to it. Like you know
just random ones starting. Uh huh.
Like you just have nothing to see and you just go.
They didn't even buy popcorn and drinks.
How do you know?
They don't calculate that.
There's ticket prices.
They might have.
I saw someone buy their pregnant wife
an AMC popcorn and nachos.
I almost sent it to you
and this is not something I just made up.
I almost sent it to you
because like that is amazing.
She was in bed
and it was 10 o'clock at night
and she had a craving for popcorn and nachos
and he came back with an AMC bucket
and nachos
and I almost sent it to Moses.
I was like,
that looks so good right now. So we went to a movie with somebody else. nachos and he came back with an AMC bucket and nachos and I almost sent it to Moses. I was like, that looks so good right now.
So we went to a movie with somebody else.
No, he just came back with the snacks
right away. He went for 10 minutes, came back.
We have an AMC right down the street and those...
In my AMC app, I saw that
you can order food just for
takeout. They have an option.
Oh God, we gotta do another one of those.
Because I...
What was the last movie I saw?
Fall Guy or Planet of the Apes?
Whatever.
When did you go?
I saw one of them.
Planet of the Apes I saw Saturday.
You go see a lot of movies.
We have that membership.
So we just go.
Anything out, we just go.
Did you like Planet of the Apes?
No.
I think I don't like apes though in general.
Definitely not.
They kind of scare me.
Are they even around still in real life?
Like where do you see an ape?
No, they all evolved.
They're all humans.
That's what I feel.
Because isn't that movie supposed to be, like, dystopian, like, old?
Yeah, like, well, dystopian doesn't mean old.
What's it mean?
Future.
Futurist.
Future?
So it's the future the apes take over?
Yeah.
It's the opposite of utopia, right?
Yeah.
T.
So the apes are coming back?
Yeah, the apes werees were like the dominant race or
something i don't know there was a i just something i like apes like that like they
kind of scare me like that one that ripped the face off the lady in real life i know in the
simple yeah do you remember that she was on oprah no well where'd she see she had a chimpanzee like
she had literally in her house and i don't think you're supposed to house them exactly yeah and it
like and she like maybe she raises or something i think it was the friend of the person oh she
came to yeah you might be right yeah i mean there's like a reason you're not supposed to
house like exotic animals you know like they do that because they're wild i remember justin
bieber had a monkey then he had to give it away real obviously yeah michael jackson did two
bubbles oh yeah i remember justin right you would get in trouble all the time yeah because of that monkey
why was justin bieber so problematic well perry sultan also had that little because you're a
successful child and people really didn't like him but i also feel like he was victimized in
so many interviews oh my god he was really people were just yeah i kind of feel bad for him now
in retrospect i never liked him but now i'm like oh he seems kind of i mean i feel like he's on a
healing journey with fatherhood and stuff. Yeah, I hope so.
I think that will be – they were pretty pictures.
They're young.
They're 30 and 27.
I guess it's like not young.
I guess people have kids that age. It's like normal.
Yeah.
Yeah, but everyone now is having kids older, which is kind of cool.
But I love that for them.
I know.
Seeing all these people with babies.
I guess I kind of feel like Kendall Jenner.
I'm like everyone around me has babies.
Do you feel it?
I feel like you're still so young.
I feel like 35.
I feel that too. Everyone has babies. Yeah. But feel like like a lot of people i went to high school with
all have babies really my co-workers have a lot of babies i'm like oh my god so you feel i didn't
feel it yeah like 35 i was like wow everyone seems to be having babies but i guess because
like rihanna and lala like they're all older so i was like oh everyone's having babies around this
age but i guess when you're i guess now now with Hailey Bieber, who else was pregnant? Someone else was young and pregnant.
Oh, Sophia Richie is young.
What were you saying about the – oh, just nothing?
Apes?
Just – I don't know how I feel about apes.
Well, they're not real.
I saw that there was actors playing them.
Did you see that?
Yeah.
That's cool though.
There's one actor who's so scary.
He was in Lost and he plays one of the apes and he's so cool.
I think I know who he's talking about.
You know, he's kind of scary. He's like older. Yes. He was like the main ape in like the he plays one of the apes and he's so cool. I think I know who he's talking about. He's kind of scary.
He's like older.
Yes.
He was like the main ape in like the James Franco one.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He was in the movie Abigail.
Yes.
I love that guy.
And then I saw Fall Guy, which is also like whatever, but-
Ryan Reynolds.
Gosling.
Oh.
Close enough.
Yeah.
They're interchangeable.
Was it good?
It was fine.
It was fun.
It was a fun time.
I love the movies. i want to go um but i remember when this can lead us in simple life i guess remember when
paris hilton had a little monkey and then it was flying around on the bus when she i'm flying around
on the bus it was the simple life where two the one where they had the where they had to take the
bus the greyhound and they had a monkey in the bus and it was jumping it was jumping around all crazy. I feel like that might have been like three.
I feel like the second one was the pink truck.
Oh, you're right.
Yes.
Interns.
Interns was three.
That was the Greyhound.
Oh, were they like working jobs?
Yes.
I never saw it, but I like the theory.
Oh, that one's so good.
I mean, they're all really, really good.
I think I'd watch them.
I used to have them on DVD, and I would like stay at home and watch them all the time.
All the time.
What did you like about them?
Because honestly, if I'm being real, I was never, I like the idea of Simple Life.
I think it was like a comic show, but I never like got into it.
Oh my God.
I never, I saw them here and there, but I never really saw it.
Maybe if you actually sat down and watched it.
Because I even.
What did you like about it though?
I loved like, and I still do.
I'm like the like cute girl bimbo act.
I think it's like when it's done well, it is so funny to me.
You think they were better than Jessica Simpson?
Because I feel like she did it so good.
I think there was better than that than the newlyweds because I think Paris and Nicole
together are funnier than Nick and Jessica.
I think Jessica by herself is really, really funny.
But Nick Lachey, I get that there were it was like, you know, like the stereotypical
like macho guy who was like, you i was like jessica jessica
like how do you not know that you know but right like a you know lucy ricky kind of dynamic but
paris and nicole are both so funny that i feel like it maximized that joint maybe that was the
misogyny of me back in the day where i just wanted to see like a hot guy with a girl and i didn't
like the two girls because i'm like that's too much girl oh yeah maybe you know what i mean
because even when i watched girls in store back and like back in the day before i realized it was
about the girls i remember being like i to be Hugh Hefner's girlfriend.
And rather than like, I want to be Holly Madison, I thought I want to be his girlfriend.
And just that too.
I was like, ooh, I want like a hot boyfriend like Nick and I want to live in this house.
That's so funny.
Yeah.
That's where we differ.
But I feel like maybe now I can appreciate the simple life more.
Because I even rewatched it with my boyfriend in 2020, I think.
And it holds up.
Really?
Like he was laughing at it.
Yeah.
I love that. We watched Girls Next Door together, we watch Anna and Nicole together, and I'm like,
yeah, they still hold up really good. So it's like, it's always
fun to re-watch it. Simple Life is still really...
I love season two and three. I should watch it.
Season one was good,
but I like when they drive around.
They see different people. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's more fun.
That's better. Yeah. Okay, I'm gonna re-watch it. And now they have
a reunion coming up. But is it the
Simple Life? Because I saw the teaser, but it was just like a blank tv i know they haven't revealed what like
the project is um it's gonna be on peacock which i'm like oh my god now i have to get peacock back
although you have the peacock plug so that's right i haven't heard from them since they sent
me a passport cover and a laptop case and i haven't heard from them since peacock i'm ready
when is it happening i have one troll account on twitter that always harasses me wow how embarrassing you're not picked for the traders they're filming right now and I haven't heard from him since. Peacock, I'm ready. When is it happening? I have one troll account on Twitter that always harasses me. Wow, how embarrassing. You're not picked for
the traitors. They're filming right now and they didn't pick you and you lobbied for that. I was
like, it's not really that embarrassing. It's not like that realistic, but okay. It's so funny
anyways. Yeah. Shout out Peacock. I guess that's what her show's on all the time, right? Paris is
in love. Oh yeah. I guess you're right. So it makes sense sense yeah and then nicole i don't know where
nicole's show is she was on the oh my god was the babysitters club reboot or something like that
i didn't know that yeah um and i think nicole is still like so funny like i think she did like a
spoof of like a song it's like she made a song about gems like on tiktok like a spoof song i
haven't seen her i've not seen her at all oh i mean she still looks great and like she's still
funny like an interview she's still like yeah she was always funny i always liked her
in interviews and like the clips i remember seeing like when i was a kid like i did see some episodes
i always thought she was like the funny one yeah for sure but maybe watching it now i like i'd
appreciate paris a little more i think i could never relate to paris because she was like a tall
thin it's like zendaya too i never got on the zendaya train until recently it's like oh they're
just tall and thin and i'll never be that you know know what I mean? As with some like Anna Nicole,
even though I have like,
like I said,
Bridget on Girls.
She's like curvier.
I'm like, oh, I can be that.
Yeah.
Which is like still unattainable.
But yeah, maybe that's why.
I don't know.
I like Nicole Richie
because she was curvy.
For that one season.
Then she got teeny-teeny.
Yeah, and even that one season,
she's actually not even.
Her legs are sticks.
I guess just like
when you're sitting next to Paris Hilton.
Yes.
That's definitely it.
But it is crazy
like she got so skinny but those shows hold up i am really excited to see what they do because i
still think that like even though their lives are very different and they're older that like they're
still very like tied into pop culture i mean especially paris like she knows like all the
influencers yeah she just did taria me in the know yeah for sure so i think
it'll still be like really solid and i'm excited to see what it is but i remember when they filmed
um i remember they had the feud oh you remember their feud at least even though you didn't watch
it no they had a big falling out and then they still had the contract yeah but they were still
under contract so they had to shoot the Simple Life separately. That's so silly.
It was a whole thing.
But they filmed it in the Valley.
And I remember one episode they filmed at the hospital where I was born.
I was like, wow.
Wow.
Yeah.
Not when you were born, though.
No.
When was this?
Maybe like 2005.
Oh, so you're just like, oh, I was at the hospital 20 years ago?
And I lived down the street, so I'm like, damn, I could have seen them, you know?
Oh, that's so funny.
That's, okay okay i love that they were like they were like so like pivotal in like my gay childhood
so really that's so and just what like why i guess is what i'm saying i mean the same way i feel like
a lot of like gay people love you it's just like there's something about like the cute like ditzy
like act you know where they're actually like so fierce because then you also saw them like
when they actually got pissed you could actually see when they got pissed and they would like
be serious and like shut guys down who like would try to like objectify them or whatever
treat them dumb okay so i think it was like that like duality of being like funny cute girls like
light-hearted up to mischief but then also like shutting guys down yeah okay i love that yeah
and they had the little dogs and they had the pink like pickup truck and everything
it was just the vibe
it was so fierce
yeah
there was a lot of
those girls at the time
so that's why I'm like
because I like that vibe too
I like the Jessica Simpsons
Anna Nicole
like Holly
but I guess I just
never gave it a chance
but maybe I need
to give it a chance
I think it would
resonate with you
I also think the rich element too
I was always maybe
a little jealous of rich people
because I was like
I never could be rich
I didn't like rich lifestyles
so I don't like
Beverly Hills Housewives
like I love even though like Holly and all of them were like rich and Jessica, they like
seemed more relatable.
So maybe that's it.
As opposed to girls where it's like, what's the walls and walls?
Now it's like funny.
I appreciate, obviously I love the campness of it.
Like, of course I get it's joking.
But maybe at the time I was just like, oh, rich people.
You know what I mean?
I don't know.
But I don't know.
But people love rich lifestyles too.
You know, they love, not now, but you know, they did.
At one point. Now they're rich. But Paris Hilton I think surpassesles, too. You know, they love – not now, but, you know, they did. At one point, yeah.
Now they eat the rich.
But Paris Hilton, I think, surpasses that where they just, like, they love her because
she is so over the top and whatever.
Yeah.
I love that, too.
Paris Hilton, shout out.
I remember when I had a TV meeting for Real and someone asked about me and Tana doing,
like, A Simple Life.
But they're like, okay, but they're, like, you know, these rich social girls that grew
up in, like, you know, this elite thing going into, like, a farm.
Like, what would your thing be?
And I was trying to think and I was just like, yeah, I don't know because we're not those
girls.
We weren't brought up like, you know, bougie or something like that.
Like, I guess like we never went to like college.
So it would be like us like, you know, go – like figuring out like how to go to the
moon or something or like being at Harvard or, you know, something like that.
Not to say we're dumb, but we're not like educators.
I'm like, I guess it would be like that would be the – because I was trying to feel like
it.
I'm like, yeah, you're right.
I'm like, it's like we grew up.
We're like normal people, obviously.
Like we grew up eating fast food and stuff.
But yeah, I just couldn't think of the equivalent.
I don't know.
I hate going to pitch meetings in general with TV shows because they're like, what do
you see for yourself as a show?
I'm like, I don't see anything.
And then when they ask Simple Life and like, oh, like what would your – I'm like, I don't
really know anyways.
I don't know.
It's so funny when you go to those things.
I'm like, aren't you supposed to have the show and pitch it? You know what I mean? I don't know it's so funny when you go to those things like aren't you supposed to have the show and pitch it you know what i mean i don't know but i still see that like that like
simple lifestyle show for you too because this is very fish out of water it's like two very glam
girls who all of a sudden like have to like fend for themselves a little bit and figure out how to
do all this like kind of like scientific stuff like milking a cow is kind of scientific like
you know all those elements are still like you have to be like knowledgeable and it's still like that fish out of water element it had to be like intellectual
i feel like like figuring out like the cure to cancer or something like that or even here i mean
like the simple like interns it was like them working like trying to work like normal jobs so
it could also be very like that coded like you guys in like a office trying to do like office
jobs it's like you guys have never done an office job i can't imagine i mean i definitely have but that's what i'm saying i feel like i
worked so much like i was a fast like i had not fast but i worked like waitressing and bartending
and like but like imagine you in like a normal like office environment where it's like you are
like taking calls and stuff you know what i mean like you're you as a receptionist is like done it
you've been a receptionist yeah yeah yeah for sure i've done i've done a lot of receptions
i used to work so many craigslist jobs from like 18 to like 24.
Like I was part time and then I'd quit and whatever.
But I think I've had like every job for real.
That's why I was like, okay, I guess like.
Okay, here's a new pitch.
Every job that you have quit or got fired from or whatever, we revisit.
That's a good.
Oh, God.
There we go.
There we go.
That would be.
I think I was fired from every job in like two weeks.
There we go.
See, there's your show.
That's actually true, yeah.
I've worked a lot of jobs. I kind of hold a There we go. See, there's your show. That's actually true. Yeah. I've worked a lot of jobs.
I kind of hold a lot of jobs.
See, that's at least like five seasons.
So we'd make a list of everything you got fired from.
And then we go back and then you get justice.
You become good at the job.
Okay.
Producer hired.
See?
I love that.
You actually would be good at producing.
You should come up with a TV show.
Because people are always like, oh, what's a TV show?
I'm like, I don't know.
You know what I mean?
Like, I just, I have nothing going on.
Oh, we're done Moza stop
it cut it it's no longer good
it's no longer funny
god the way he did that was so aggressive just
good stop
hey well I was literally here quietly
just like telling her okay we're
done I wish
your bolognese was ready right now I wish it took
you two minutes to make it but it takes a long
time even if we went to go get the ingredients, it just takes so long.
I guess if you guys record the Patreon episode.
No, we need you for that too.
That's a problem.
We need you.
I was like, God, I wish I could have some bolognese right now.
We got good quick food.
That's what we got to get because I'm going to be.
Anyways, okay.
Thank you guys for watching.
Just stay tuned.
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