Just Trish - Trisha Chooses A Baby Name & Shane Dawson Gets KICKED OUT of Disneyland?

Episode Date: March 12, 2025

On episode 159 of 'JUST TRISH'--the Internet comes together to pick a name for Trisha's third baby! Plus, Shane Dawson nearly gets kicked out of Disneyland for testing his conspiracy theory in the theme park. And Trish becomes a Meghan Markle stan. 💖🪩 Thank you to Sono Bello for sponsoring today's episode! 🪩💖 Schedule your free consultation now and get their best offer of the season! Go to https://sonobello.com/trish 💖🪩 Thank you to Home Chef for sponsoring today's episode! 🪩💖 For a limited time, HomeChef is offering my listeners 18 Free Meals PLUS Free Dessert for Life and of course, Free Shipping on your first box! Go to https://homechef.com/trish 💖🪩Thank you to Morgan & Morgan for sponsoring this episode.🪩💖 Go to https://www.forthepeople.com/trish for more information. 💖🪩JUST TRISH MERCH!💖🪩 https://justtrish.com Sponsor Just Trish: https://public.liveread.io/media-kit/just-trish-podcast Sponsor Just Trish: Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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surprise announcement. Oh my God. That was like the biggest. It's like literally just like time bombs. You're just like, I don't know. Like mind sweep. Do you remember that game mind sweep? Yeah. I love mind sweep. And that's what it felt like.

And I was just like, yikes. Trigger warning. Who would have thought? I know. I know. I know. Her name is Trish, she's got the dish and all A girl so filthy, rich, pretty and pink Hot topic queen and says what everybody thinks

She's just Trish Yay! Hello and welcome back to the spring edition of just trish we're in our flannels to matching not planned it's spring we've sprung ahead and people for some reason can't adjust to a time change everyone is just like the time change i mean yeah but your phone changes like your phone everyone i guess it's not an excuse because everyone has been like late not here i'm just saying in general everyone's been like behind and I'm like – Everyone.

It's so funny. I don't even know what happened, but your phone just changes. So I – anyways, I hope you're not late to this because it's a good one today. It's really good. Another surprise announcement. No. Oh. I wish.

I need – I know. I need a surprise announcement. I have like more surprises. By the way, the big surprise announcement wasn't the pregnancy. It need a surprise announcement. I have like more surprises. By the way, the big surprise announcement wasn't the pregnancy. It wasn't the pregnancy. Everyone's like, is that it? I thought it was something else. No, there's actually two big secret projects I haven't told you about that I've done while

pregnant. Because everyone's like, I can't believe she was on Broadway and SNL and touring. I also did two other really big projects while pregnant with the baby and me. I really, we'll get to it soon, the names, but I really wanted to name this baby Lucky because I feel like I've been so lucky with it, whether it's a girl or a boy, because Elvis was Lucky Jackson in Viva Las Vegas, and Britney has a girl named Lucky in her song. And I was like, gosh, that would be such a good name.

But now we have to, everyone will think it's like about Lucky Blue Smith, you know? Oh, I didn't even think about that. Really? I thought my gay brain was like Lucky's stars from Dragon Break. I mean, that's even more iconic to me. I don't mind a Lucky Blue Smith, but then I don't want people to think I named it after like Nara Smith's husband. But that's what everyone yesterday, I was doing Not Loveline, all the Gen Zers were like, oh, like Lucky Blue Smith. And I was like, oh, I'm lucky.

But also, every child has been that for us. Like a lucky. This is like lucky, lucky. I feel like I'm doing so much i'm just like oh my gosh i feel like that's why i didn't i wanted to wait to announce everyone's like oh why did you like wait gas lit us and i was like honestly because i know i have to also mention this is all tour dates stay the same because everyone was like oh please don't cancel boston please don't cancel i'm coming everywhere the baby's coming with it's gonna be iconic i've

always worked up until the day i gave birth and i have a good six weeks we've done it twice before so you know how you are i know how i am i was good you saw me on the first two stops i'm like giving in my all i'm not canceling but that's the reason i didn't want to announce for so long obviously i started showing but i didn't want people to think that i was like i'm coming to all these shows i love it because it's not fair when somebody's pregnant people start making decisions for you yeah that's that's what I'm saying. And I'm like, different people are a different way. We worked until the last day. I begged you like, okay, stop working. Yeah, I know.

Just stop, take a week off, do something. You worked till the last day. To the day I give birth. I think it's like so iconic. I love being pregnant. I thrive being pregnant. I feel like I have double the energy. I love it.

So it's all happening. I'm doing a lot. I've done, I flew to London to do something big. I did a big TV show. I'm just like, I'm, you know, I'm working. I'm it. So it's all happening. I'm doing a lot. I flew to London to do something big. I did a big TV show. I'm just like, you know, I'm working. I'm thriving. I'm going to have a bump. Anyways, I will be in Houston, Texas this Friday.

I'm also going to go to Dallas and Atlanta, but those are sold out. So I'll see you in Houston. Get your tickets. Everyone's like, I didn't know you were in town. I'm going to be in town. I'm so excited. The air is a tour. The tour. The Heirs of Trish tour continues, you guys. It is not slowing down.

My first secret song is going to be premiering in Houston. The secret songs will be at Houston, New York, Vegas, LA. Cleveland has a secret song, and Tennessee. So look out for those secret songs and secret outfits. New outfits will be unveiled this week. So come see the heiress of Trish. Houston, Texas, we'll be there on the 14th. Our anniversary, I'll be gone, but I'll be with you in spirit. Last anniversary, we saw Donny Osmond. This anniversary, I'm in Houston, and I'm so excited.

Patreon.com as well. Me and Oscar just always are just on that hustle. We don't let up. Just because I'm pregnant and I'm on tour, I'm still doing three podcast episodes a week. Not Loveline. Two Just Trish. We're doing how many patrons? Two on Just Trish Patreon. One on Not Loveline. Three patrons. I'm doing like six episodes a week. Okay? It's not

slowing down. Thanks to Oscar too. We do them after our podcast on Wednesdays and they're fire. We do them after our podcast on Wednesdays. And they are fire. We ate – oh, we had a cheesecake. Did that one go up today? Which one went up this Saturday? Yeah, it was the Cheesecake Factory mukbang.

That was so good. We had to celebrate big after. We always eat healthy, but we're like – Always. We ate healthy twice, but – That is always. The past two mukbangs have been healthy. Always.

I know. And we were going to do a healthy chick-fil-a one but then yesterday devin was telling me like they still allegedly support conversion therapy what i don't know that's true but devin is my other gay producer and he was just like yeah i can't support it because they're still actively doing it like i don't know let's fact check that i don't know that's a legend he does fact check for us so I feel like he would know but that would suck I hope not what can we support

these days it is brutal out here so tea we're just gonna be skinny Wendy's I guess that's it Wendy's the unproblematic

king of fast food but patriotic what queen what did I say king well we don't know do we know the gender

we don't see the pronouns on Wendy's well that's on them well we don't know. Do we know the gender? We don't see the pronouns on Wendy's. Well, that's on them. Well, we don't know that either. Some of them are misgendered as them, though. You can't have misgendered people, too, because I was around someone where we all gave pronouns and someone called a she a them. And I would think, yeah, you should not do that. I don't know. Anyways, that's a whole discussion.

Not to have here, I suppose. I'm willing to have here. I don't know. Mine are in my bio if you want to check out mine. I always love one when they're in the bio or in the emails. I keep it there. Anyways, Wendy's, we don't know. But I'm problematic for sure. But patreon.com slash justtrish, we post two videos.

I don't see when it goes up anymore because my email is on my phone. Did you just redo this? Yeah, I'm with the usb. Transactions. And now this goes in I don't know where. i never see and i always would see when you upload and i kind of remind myself to promote somebody asking what the headshot headshot the month oh and the sticker i don't have it it's upstairs my sticker is troy bolton this month it's me as troy bolton so um check it out go to patreon.com slash justtrish. You do extended podcasts every Wednesday. Bonus videos every Saturday. Headshots and just – it's a whole lot of fun actually. It's so much fun.

So go there. Patreon.com slash justtrish. But we are matching in flannels. Hi, Oscar. Hi. Are you feeling okay? Oscar's not. You're a little sicky.

I'm a little sicky but you know what? Nevertheless, she persisted. Really? Where did that come from? I don't know but I've adopted that motto. Wherevery, but you know what? Nevertheless, she persisted. Really? Where did that come from? I don't know, but I've adopted that motto. Whatever. Nevertheless, she persisted. Nevertheless, she persisted.

Sounds like Dickinson or something. It does. It is giving that. It's giving literature. Yeah. I love it. Why did you say to wear flannel? We're so matching.

That was a good question. I just opened my closet and then there it was. And I said, yes. You have a big wardrobe, actually. I don't think I've ever seen you wear the same thing twice. I know. I've been trying to not. But this I have worn at some point, I think.

Yeah. But it's really getting to the point where I got to be an outfit repeater. What can you do? I know. That's why I go to Sheep, you know, Fashion Nova. I just like to wear it once and then get another one. Repeat that. Yeah.

And then Posh. Posh, yeah. You do have a good, you have a good pipeline. It is a really good pipeline. My mom comes the day, yeah, she's like, give me that dress. And I love it. And it clears out my house. we're still on the uh search for declutterer i found chloe kardashians it's called the home edit i'm scared to know the price i did an inquiry i'm sure it's we need every house here is very scary it's chloe kardashians our house is like it is kind of a humongous house we live far out so we got a humongous house. But like I need every single room done, which I mean, it's my entire paycheck from my tour

probably. But I need to, I need to find the organization. I really want them. But if not them, someone else. But we're on the mission to declutter. And yeah. You look cute though. Sweats, uggs.

You're in your cute boy era. I'm trying to be a little cozy because I'm a little sick, but that's okay. Even sick, you, you always look good. Being sick is the worst. I'm trying to be a little cozy because I'm a little sick, but that's okay. Even sick, you always look good. Being sick is the worst. I was sick for like two months. And it was that one weird like, yeah, stuffy nose. It's just like, I'm not really sick, but like I am. But you're secretly, because you were pregnant.

It all makes sense. All the Easter eggs. In every pregnancy, she was sick at the beginning. I'm so sick. I know. You and baby Amelia Perez making you sick. Is that a name suggestion? Yeah, me suddenly throwing out a name suggestion? Yeah.

Me suddenly throwing out another name suggestion. I do love your names. I did get the most liked comments on my Instagram was your names. It was Rain. Rainbow Birkin for a boy. Oh, I love. Yeah. It's giving a little, isn't it like Courtney's son Rain?

I know. That is the caveat there. Rainbow is kind of cute. Right? Yeah. And then baby Enora Chaperone. Glinda. Someone in chat threw out Glinda and I thought it was cute. Oh, there's a kind of cute right yeah and then baby anora chaparone glinda someone in chat throughout glinda and i thought it was cute a lot of names it's like a confirmation name in there

that's a lot i do like anora chapel it does sound very pretty we haven't watched anora yet so i maybe need to watch it i think that'll help push you over the edge i feel like you're gonna love it and then you'll be like oh yes baby anora would you name your baby i'm obsessed with the name anora it does sound like aurora which is pretty like a princess yeah but that is gypsy rose's And then you'll be like, oh, yes, baby, Anora. Would you name your baby Anora? I'm obsessed with the name Anora. It does sound like Aurora, which is pretty like a princess name. Yeah, but that is Gypsy Rose's daughter's name. Oh, really? Yeah.

Right? Yeah. Okay, that's pretty. I like it. Anora. I don't hate it. I think when you see the movie, it'll really seal the deal because Anora is fierce. We do have to have a hyper fixation, I think, to name this baby because it's just not there yet.

Although people, even Vulture Magazine gave me name suggestions. Oh, really? People were, TikTok exploded. I mean, we're flooded. Flooded with name suggestions. I have some of my favorites. And people did, people did go with the movie because I want a movie poster. Yes. It's not a, it's not a, has to be a movie poster.

But it has to be. It could be something, kind of. I mean, Barbie technically is like, Malibu's name is like Malibu Barbie, so like it could be a variation. It could have like one word in the title or something like that. Bolognese was the top one. And it is kind of pretty. Or like Bolognese, yeah, or something.

You know what I mean? I did like that one. The rainbow was, people repeated it. I know you originated it, but that was everywhere. Adali was one that I loved. Sunset Boulevard. Oh, wow. Like, Sunset's a pretty name.

Yeah. Boulevard's kind of a strong middle name, but. Boulevardez. Boulevardez. Ooh, Sunset Boulevardez. I do like it. It does sound better when you have an edez on it. Twilight was a good one.

Ooh, yeah. Baby Twilight? Oh, I love. Love Twilight. That that twilight was a good one oh yeah maybe twilight oh i love love twilight that was when it's better than renez me right i don't know i still like renez me but i love renez me too but twilight's kind of strong because it is like a movie poster names we'd love because people had said houdini i mean i had put that out there houdini aquamarine those are oh yes two ones that i love addison ray uh ate my nachos with the aquamarine oh yeah you have the song yeah so i would love that i we also i also love aladdin lion king if it ends up being a leo it's supposed to be a cancer but it could be a

leo but then if it's a girl i don't know both of them that could go both ways that's why i laid lucky it was so good for boy or girl yeah Yeah. Okay. If it was a boy, someone said Gerard. I think I said Gerard. You liked Gerard at one point. You brought it up at some point, yeah. At some point. Donnie, Ocean, Sailor. What about Nosferatu? Ooh, I like that name.

But is he ugly in the movie? Yeah. I don't know if I want to name it. I'm not an ugly person. I would love a hot person. But it is a slave. I haven't seen it. Did I would love a hot person. But it is a slave. I haven't seen it. Did you see Dino's Ratchet? No.

It's a slave name. Yeah, I think he's like an ugly vampire kind of thing. He's not like Edward Cullen. But Lily Rose Depp is fierce in the movie. Yes. We haven't seen it. No. I just see the little clips of Lily Rose Depp.

Her acting is so good. Do love. Do love her. My favorite, though, it's not really a movie poster. Maybe we could find something named this movie. I loved Noodle. Okay. Like, think of Willy Wonka.

Noodle, noodle, apple stew. That actually is so cute. That was so cute. Yes, it was really cute. Well, I didn't think of that at first. I thought, well, because I was eating spaghetti and I love noodles. Like, I always am like, what kind of noodle can we make? So that so cute. Yes, it was really cute. Well, I didn't think of that at first. I thought, well, because I was eating spaghetti and I love noodles. Like, I always am like, what kind of noodle can we make? So that was cute.

I think one of the things Malibu watches is Super Simple Songs. So I think that's their name, noodles. Like, those characters, they're noodles. All of them are called noodles? I don't know. That's how it starts. Noodles is cute. And that little girl was noodle in Willy Wonka.

And I was like, she had that cute song. And I could have Timothee Chalamet singing her noodle all the time so what's her middle name will the middle name be butter noodle butter butter noodles i like it i like where you're going don't know if that's the vibe noodle is a hard one i don't know i've got one last night i like it which one um holland drive that's good i have a song and a movie holland is such a strong name holland i kind of like that but driving boulevard are kind of weird middle i like it i'm not mad imagine every time you write it for somebody like to mail you something or to mail something back people are just like wait a minute which one the street name? He thinks about the legality names of it. He's always like, but think about this on their license.

I mean, but how many times do you call you by your people name? You kind of do have to. No, but I, cause I do the bills, I write every time. So I'm like, can you imagine if it was like Moses Drive? Right, right. And there'd be somebody on the Holland Drive that keeps getting their mail and they're like. Yeah, I like it.

Keep your names coming. Honestly, like truly truly truly like i do love aquamarine for a girl a boy's houdini i do love houdini so pinky paid us pinky i did not see that is that like what does that mean like pink i assume it's like pink pink pinky pinky's crazy so i think it paid us isn't ity in the brand? Like an ugly rat? Like, oh, I don't want Pinky. I saw Star for A Star is Born. Oh, right.

I do love like variations like that. Because yeah, Star could go with A Star is Born. There's like different movies with Star in it. That one's not bad. Star's good. There was another one that was like celebrity, but not. What was it? Was it Hollywood or something?

No, not Hollywood. That's a bad one. There was like a good one. Famous? Famous, maybe. Maybe Star. Maybe when it was Star. There was like a good one. Famous? Famous, maybe. Maybe Star. Maybe when it was Star. If we named our baby Famous, I'd be famous.

Famous. Famous baby. We're watching Jane the Virgin still. And he has a baby. Rogelio has a baby. And the baby's name is Baby. And I'm like, that's cool. They couldn't agree on anything.

Yeah, so they just went with Baby. And I was like, wait, that's kind of a sign. They're like, where's Baby? I love love it i kind of love baby too so i i'm with noodle baby or twilight i mean i do love a lot on houdini moses doesn't like it he does like aquamarine i still love selena i'm still gunning for that so selena cantania one word because you have to actually you know what and i think yeah yeah yes what are some of the family members that are related to selena someone like wrote and like i represent this person i think it's her nephew and like oh if you want him on the podcast i'm like yeah absolutely i was like that's so cool but then you never know if it's real like is it real like are you actually because

with love but it did reach out and they actually people weren't supportive that name they like that on tiktok so i go by tikt. That's how we name our babies. Baby TikTok. I was just talking about this other name. We did have one name that was TikTok inspired. Which one? Oh, King Tut. King Tut's a good... If it's a boy, maybe King. So it was like Lion King or King Tut. Yeah, we weirdly like the

Kings. Because it's not going to be a Scorpio. Oh, right. Everyone said Scorpio King,. Because it's not going to be a Scorpio. Right. Oh, right. Everyone said Scorpio King, which is so good. We would have loved it. I don't know. Cancer King.

Maybe not. Crab? Crab? Crabby? Crabby? Your crab paid as hackman. Oh, my God. There is King Crab.

Oh. Oh, yeah. King Crab Leg. King Crab Leg. King Crab Leg. Crab Leg. King Crab Leg Paytas Avenue. That's not even after food. Ooh, crab legs are so good that we do love a seafood boil. King Crab Leg is actually not bad.

King Crab Leg. That's cool. I like it. Anyways, keep giving your suggestions. I love that everyone was chiming in because, yeah, we – Aquamarine's so good. Aquamarine's good, but I do think it's Aspen. And I love Aspen Way Queen but also like I don't want people to

I guess I don't know but I guess there's a song called Malibu by Miley Tate I was like never heard of it oh yeah didn't know so I guess there's always

going to be a song for noodle noodle will be a song for that's it for my hot topics that's our show that's our show speaking of pop stars we love

Rebecca Black is going on tour with Katyie perry that's major and i think he said something i think you predicted it here yeah you said katie perry lady gaga that she should go on tour with i did yeah i would love to open up and do like a tour for somebody um who was like your dream one because like you know katie perry she's going on tour maybe but i would eat that up i would love to do that you guys could do friday again just like honestly we can do a friday last friday night mix into the show whoa sometimes i i tell oscar and you know you know my manifestations that are the manifestations we do here they come so true so i'm like yeah don't even say anything

unless you want it to happen because every you guys will even be mind blown like does everything that's happened i was just like that is crazy i literally spoke something and like it happens the next day like it is actually wild so wow i really made a that was crazy because she had we were talking about katie perry and she was like in the katie perry video and oh my god that's good for her because katie perry is doing like what is the one forum she's yeah she's in the forum i was like damn i was so happy for her and kate perry performed at her show which i thought was so and rebecca buck just uh uh texted me last week because we were in seattle like within a day of each other and she was still in seattle i just

left but i would love she's a queen i love seeing her salvation is so good it's yeah she's very very very talented and like she has the full artistic vision. Like, she knows, like, the kind of music she wants. She knows the visuals she wants. It's all, like, so good. And she's, like, so young and, like, coming from, like, Friday where everyone, like, you know, dogged on her or whatever. It's, like, just being so pop star diva. Like, I've seen her at festivals and she's just such a good performer. And I just, and she's such a nice person.

I love her. I was so excited. And low-key love Katy Perry. I know she's getting a little hatred. I don't know. I don't know why she's getting hatred. like you know the dr louis talk is obviously problematic but i mean i like her i don't know she's and that was yeah it was really sweet of her to come do rebecca's show to announce it too and like the full circle from um last friday night

to this it was very cute it was cute because also rebecca's show is like it's kind of like our show where it's just like there's not a lot of sets right you go to katie perry it's like there's sets and there's like things and so hers is like more simple you could just tell from the video and that's how ours is too it's really like a screen and so it's like cool that like Katy Perry would just like come on stage yeah do that which is cool without all the production of it I saw Katy Perry like one tour of hers I don't know from like years ago and like the production was crazy there's like moving sets and she's like being raised up I was like damn they really put money. I remember like the Teenage Dream one. Yes. It was like

they even because it was all like candy themed so they even made the arena smell like cotton candy or like they had like cotton candy scents in the arena. Yeah it was pretty fierce. Yeah to open up for Katy Perry is actually so iconic. I'm so happy for her. Oh my god. Thank you to the sponsor today's episode of Sono

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you're just like, ah, whatever, whatever. But then that, I was like, oh my God. I was like crying. I was like so excited. I know. And like,

it just makes so much sense for Rebecca. She is a future main pop girl. I see it. I see the vision. The one, for sure. Addison, cover of Rolling Stone,

like they're all, we know the main pop girlies and that's gonna be it. But if Lady Gaga goes on tour, I'm happy to open. Because I'm in my Lady Gaga era. I think the man tour is coming it's is it coming i think so she updated her ticket master like profile photos so i feel like that's a sign i'm putting a whole lady gaga the mayhem like medley together from snl i'm like i performed it at one of my tours

it was so good with the purple and then it ripped off into the red and i was like this is so iconic. I love her so much. I'm in My Lady Gaga. I just finally watched House of Gucci. I watched Joker 2 a couple weeks ago.

I watched, obviously, Star is Born. I love her and then I was going to her old performances from VMAs, the You and I,

where she was like Joe and she was just like in her, it was giving Troy Bolton me, like it was just giving so like drag and I loved it and I was like, I love her. I love her interviews. I loved it and I was like, I love her.

I love her interviews. I love when she talks about things. I love just her stance. I know there was one, I never saw this interview. This like interviewer was like telling her like

asking if she was like trans or something like that. She's like, why does it matter? Like, you know, and I just love that answer. So I'd be like, no, like what?

And she's like, why does it matter? Like what's between my legs? I was like, I love her so much. Oh my God, she's just such a queen. Stephanie Germanotta, the woman that you are, i love her so much oh my god she's just such a queen stephanie germanotta the woman that you are i love you so much i love her also your new three

songs are perfect to open for her my new three songs like messy bubbly yes that's gaga coded all around i should record it yes i yes please love her love her did you watch her on SNL yes did you watch the full episode or just clips no the clips I watched full episodes sat from beginning to end she's so funny she is really funny she's a really good actress and I love her bob

love the black bob I know she makes me want a little black bob I have it coming guys don't worry the cosplay's coming I have a bunch of cosplay I have a Met Gala look of hers

that's all pink coming I'm on it don't worry I'm cosplaying everything she's amazing Bowen really is just with all the pop girlies like Ariana Grande Charlie XCX a Met Gala look of hers that's all pink coming. I'm on it. I don't worry. I'm cosplaying everything. She's amazing. Bowen really is just with all the pop girlies like Ariana Grande, Charlie XCX. Like he's just besties with all of them.

I was just like I'm so jealous of him. I also love him but I'm also jealous of him. Which that could be me. He's like introducing her. Like they just – they look like besties and singing together. I want to be on SNL. Like for real. Like a member.

Like a cast member. It would be so fun. Lady Gaga, I love you. I love her more than anything in the whole world. So maybe the baby could be called Gaga. I think I love

that. Baby Gaga? Baby Gaga is everything. Is it? Okay, maybe. Oh my God, that has to be a contender. Baby Gaga.

And then she has to come on the podcast. It's also like non... It's kind of non-binary. Yeah, it's true. Yeah, it could be any gender. Every baby says Gaga, goo goo. Yeah, Gaga.

Someone told me she got her name, I don't know if this is true, from Radio Gaga, the Queen song, or is that like not? I don't know, actually. I don't know the origins of Lady Gaga. I'd love Radio Gaga for a name. However, my Gabby Hanna fandom is showing she has a cat named Radio Gaga, and I don't want to eat her nachos. I'm going to eat Hannah's cats and nachos.

She was on it. I think she was called Radio and Gaga, if I'm not mistaken, and I think it was based on the Queen song, so I try not to reheat those nachos, but it's a good name. Radio Gaga is good. That's a really good name. Gaga's good, though. I like it. Maybe I'll have to take it.

It's cute. Gaga. I guess maybe Abracadabra. That's so good. Abracadabra. Oh, na, na, na. I can sing it now. I'm ready. I'm gonna know all the words by the time I go on my Houston date. Actually, she's from New York. Maybe by New York I'll do it.

I was like, where can I do Gaga? Everywhere is the answer. And then I asked some people the other day, I was like, oh, what's like an LA band? Cause I was trying to do like songs from each city. Like Seattle was like Nirvana and you know,

whatever. Um, and they were like, oh, Maroon 5. I was like, Maroon 5? That's what you think of when you think of LA artists?

I mean, maybe Red Hot Chili Peppers or something like that. That's very random, babe. Like, California Cajun. Oh, okay, you're's very random, babe. Like California Cajun. Oh, okay, you're thinking of the California song. Tupac?

Is he in California Love? I'm thinking of California songs. California Girls? I'm just talking California. I'm just saying. California. Yeah, isn't that Tupac? Yeah. Why did you always get me? That guy was crazy. No, the way you said Tupac? Yeah. Why did you always get me like I was crazy?

No, the way you said Tupac. I'm not allowed to say it? Jeez, okay, sorry. Maroon 5, though. That's my LA show. I'm just kidding. That was crazy. Everyone yesterday on that level, like every single person was like, love Maroon 5.

Who? What? Tana, Devin, Annalie, Amar. Everyone's like, love Maroon 5. All the Maroon 5 stans were in this house. Literally.'s like love Maroon 5 all the Maroon 5 stans were in this house literally

all the 5 I was like and I'm like name the songs they're naming songs I was like who's a fan of Maroon 5

that's I was a little shook I was shook to my core I was like wow okay this is give me Twilight Zone Maroon 5 is crazy

but they also did another like the lore of like Adam Levine and his little and the DMs yeah they kind of like remembered it and then we kind of like, Adam Levine and his little. The tag in the DMs? Yeah, they kind of, like, remembered it. Then we kind of talked and I was like, oh, yeah, this is kind of crazy. The DMs were nuts.

Those were nuts. Were they real? Yeah. I'm pretty. Because they. He never, like, denied them. So, like, that's. You kind of know.

Like, very Cody Cole. You don't come out and apologize and deny. Right, right. It's just like you just assume. We kind of know. Yeah. Why do they do that? That's so weird.

When you're, like, so famous. Married to a Victoria's Secret model. Like, what are you doing? What did he say? Like, your body's insane. Like, some of the. What was it? No, it's. I you just assume. We kind of know. Yeah. Why do they do that? That's so weird. When you're like so famous, married to a Victoria's Secret model. Like what are you doing? What did he say? Like your body's insane. Like something. What was it? I don't remember.

I know that his text, the DMs became a meme. I need to see what. Your body's insane. He said, wasn't he going to name his baby after her? Her name was like Sumner. And he's like, I want to name my baby after you. Oh my God. And I was like, was that, was that real?

Because that's what I remember in that. And I was like, there's no way you're telling somebody this while your wife is pregnant. That's crazy. It is truly unreal how effing hot you are. Like, it blows my mind. You are 50 times hotter in person. And so am I. Ha ha ha ha.

Oh, not that and so am I. Like, what? Wait, so they met in person? I guess so. He said you're hotter in person. He's trying to convince her to meet him and so like i'll be hot oh you're 50 i think because i think the whole thing was basically that they never met it was only text i think he's like holy f holy f f that body of yours is absurd

how are you such an hourglass my god seriously f i may need to see that i may need to see the booty f what is it what are you censoring or he's saying i'm censoring it's like a lot of use it's so weird why is he like that straight guys like so weird so weird i don get it. I wish we were in production when that was happening. That was crazy. When was that? That was 2020. It was maybe early 2023, I want to say. Yeah, or late 2022.

I would have had a field day. I love when douchey guys like that say douchey stuff. And you're just like, because that's such an easy, everyone can agree. That's true. The world can unite that he's in the wrong, which is always good. And just be like, what? And then it makes an example for other guys not to be stupid like that. You know, you're just – but guys can – I don't want to like dog pile on men too much.

But it's just like guys kind of are stupid. And it just sucks. It just sucks. Like, you know, when they're – like who's that one? I think it was from Red Hot Chili Peppers. Didn't he have a baby? Oh, no. No, it was Foo Fighters

yeah was he Foo Fighters yeah like when he had that baby with someone else and I'm just like and you've been married 30 years

I'm like don't you know how babies are made like don't do that pull out or something use a condom like I don't understand like

I think mentors have vasectomies after they're done having kids all of them yeah just stop because they can populate the world forever and just stop I think mentors have vasectomies after they're done having kids. All of them. Yeah. Just stop.

Cause they can populate the world forever and just stop. You know what I mean? I'm like, maybe you should also get a vasectomy just in case. You know what I mean? Like we don't want babies, but what if he continues to have babies? It's just like, I don't know.

You never know. Where am I continuing to have babies? I'm not a seahorse. What? Do seah continuing to have babies? I'm not a seahorse. What? Do seahorses, what? A seahorse slander? Damn. You might be a seahorse.

And things happen. Look at Dave Grohl. He's like 60 years old. And he's like, oops, I had a baby 30 years later. I was like, I was. Who is it? Robert De Niro? Or is that the one?

Yeah, but at least he was like divorced and like remarried. Okay, that's fine. I'm just saying like during the 80s or Alec Baldwin had like seven kids. Yeah, but they remarried. If you remarried, he's married to his wife of 30 years that he has girls with and had a baby with someone else. And it's like that. But either way, don't cheat.

Like it's not even about having a baby. But they didn't cheat. Robert De Niro remarried. No, no, but I'm saying the one you're using as an example, he cheated on his family. Like that's horrible. That's what I'm saying. You don't know what's going to happen in 30 years. You might be happy now, but 30 years. But without having a kid, it's horrible that he's cheated on his family like that's what i'm saying you don't know what's gonna happen in 30 years you might be happy but without having a kid it's horrible that he's cheated on his family wait

what even without having the kid it's horrible that he cheated on his family of course but it's extra horrible to have a kid was that's like the chloe thing i think cheating is one thing but then you have a baby with someone else that's like a whole and it's like you just invited a whole other thing into our life and it's like you know babies are a blessing we love but was it wendy she was talking about it too she's like her her husband had a baby with someone else and she's like welcome to hot topic she's like i never met the baby but but that's like crazy that's just crazy because cheating is one thing i would be pissed and it would be annoying but having a whole baby i mean at that point i think you have to you have to leave right i mean i guess you didn't i guess

you don't have to i guess you stay but then do you take care of that baby that baby like comes in for visits that's true it's so complicated because literally you just like you're stuck with the whole other family that's what I'm saying for life and I wouldn't want you to be a deadbeat dad either so I guess the baby comes over but

why am I the let's shift it to Oscar that's true we manifested Oscar Oscar's just impregnating women let's shift it to oscar that's true we manifested oscar oscar's just impregnating women well i guess is that what happened with arnold schwarzenegger then too his wife divorced and once it became public that he had that child he was grown i think if you're grown big well but i guess you have to you have to make a stance i guess

ah damn that's confusing i'm so sorry she one day saw the kid she's like that looks so much like my husband that would be crazy like that's true what was it like someone that worked in their house right and so she just brings her kid around and like that looks like god it sucks i'm saying i'm so sorry to all the women who men are just so stupid may it never be my man oh Oh, God. Just keep it. I just keep it shut. Get a vasectomy. That's it.

That's all I'm asking. It's super easy. Don't cheat. Don't cheat. Well, that's the easier thing to say. But then if you have the vasectomy, then you just can't be making babies, which is kind of good. But oh, my God.

It stresses me out for all these women. I hate it. I hate it. Men are awful. Especially if they're rock stars and all that yeah I guess that's why the purge probably came about

people are like I wish I had a day International Women's Day just passed and everyone's like this is the one day women can just go after someone

sometimes honestly when you're done like that done dirty you should at least get a paintball and like you know do something

something I don't know violence isn't the answer but a paintball and do something. Something. I don't know. Violence isn't the answer, but a paintball might be, especially to the gonads. Gonads is crazy. I have never heard of someone in real life say that. I have no idea.

Isn't that what they call them sometimes? The gonads? I don't know who, but yeah. I don't know either. I think that's a thing. I definitely heard it from somewhere. Round me up for no reason, you guys, on a Monday. Damn. Damn, damn, damn. And all that from what?

Maroon 5? That's why we don't like them. It triggered me. Oh, my God. He is triggering. Maroon 5 is triggering. Oh, my God. We did an ad read later on.

I don't know if it's this episode or next episode, but we did an ad read earlier, right before you got here, and they requested me eating chips and slurping water into the microphone. I was like, wow, love that. That is very on brand. I was wondering why you had such a demure little bowl of- Classy. Classy chip. It said in a bowl, too.

I was like, okay, not the bag. The ruffles are back just plain barbecue. Everything was always Flamin' Hot and these were around when I was a kid. I haven't seen Ruffle barbecue in years. Yeah the Ruffles with the Bridges barbecue. Those were my favorite chips as a kid. Right. Have you seen them? I don't. It's the first time I've seen it.

I don't know if I have either. I haven't seen it. I look because that was my favorite as a kid too. And they were always the Flamin' Hot ones and I was like I don't want Flamin' Hot. And I just saw it literally for the first time. And I bought two. I was so excited. I was like, oh my God. So they are back and we love it.

Also, I didn't mention this at the beginning, but if you come to my VIP, this is a super VIP, you get this cool little bag at my show. This is the heirs of Trish. And oh, I just, I didn't even know it was in here. This says, do not disturb. Kitchen floor crying club. Love that. That's so funny.

I did not know that. Team Trish hat. This is a Manifest Like Trish journal, which honestly, I kind of want to use. I'm going to sell his merch. This is kind of nice. It's a real manifestation journal. Well, you were planning to make one. I know.

How cool is this? Even the idea of making a manifestation book manifested itself before she did it. I know. I know. They're kind of eating my nachos with this. I mean, me. Those are your nachos. It is yours I know. They're kind of eating my nachos with this. I mean, me. Those are your nachos. It is yours.

Maybe, but I'm like, can I do this? Can I sell it? They're like, actually, we came up with that first. This is different. I need to make this note

too because my sister's like, they keep giving me emails about the tour merge. Tour merge is completely different than our merge. There's a different company that does that. So we still like,

obviously, it's ours, but my sister doesn't run that. So she's like, stop sending me emails about tour merge. Yeah, tour merge is only on tour. It's kind of a decision that, obviously it's ours, but my sister doesn't run that. So she's like, stop sending me emails about Tour Merge. Yeah, Tour Merge is only on Tour. It's kind of a decision that was made early on. Yeah.

So they, they're there. But anyways, that's your, that's your little gift bag. I want to see the hat. Oh, you want to wear it? No, I see it. Well, put it on. You should model it. I didn't see it.

I have headphones. I would otherwise. You have headphones? Okay. Let's see. I have a big head, but it's adjustable. No, just to see it. I don't see it. I want to see it have headphones? Okay. Let's see. I have a big head, but it's adjustable. No, just to see it. I don't see it.

I want to see it on me. Okay. It's giving Britney Spears 2006. Let's see. I have a wig on. I guess I could put it a little bigger. My wig is huge. Just keep it open.

Oh. Just keep it open. Keep it open? Okay. Oh, that's cute. It is very Britney. Yeah, right? People wear it like front row in the shows.

I love it. It's like these. I didn't know where they were getting them. I thought they made them. They got them from this bag. That's very Britney. Yeah, right? People wear it, like, front row on the shows. I love it. It's like these. I didn't know where they were getting them. I thought they made them. They got them from this bag. That's so sick, so. All right, come see me on tour. Me and Lady Gaga.

I love her. Do you think she would like me, though? I think she would because she loves, like, gays and gay-adjacent people, so I feel like it makes sense, right? I hope so. I think she already knows you. Moses thinks that works. Of think she already knows you of course she already knows you thank you well maybe i don't know it's hard to tell sometimes you know those really artsy and creative and talented people they know they're amazing and

moses is art artist friends like you that's true i thought you were saying moses i was like moses doesn't like me but yeah you're right He does have bougie artists You're right They do And they're pretty serious artists She's on TikTok right Yeah she is She's active on TikTok

So there's no way she's not You've been on SNL You've been with Bo Yang Like the connections are there The connections are there Hi there Me and Bo And on SNL

You know what Weirdly though Someone reminded me this morning That I sang You and I Here with Christine Quinn on the podcast. Oh, yeah. I think I'm going to go Gaga, Sienna, The Edge of Glory. I did a whole video on. I'm like, obviously, Shallow.

I was like, I kind of like what's- I mean, Shallow is the biggest, the crowd. I mean, they go crazy. That's the one of the biggest ones. Yeah, that is my biggest hit. There's one of me doing paparazzi on my green futon. I'm going to make it public because it was private but it's on green futon

me in my apartment. The one Jimmy lives in. It's me in my green futon and it's me doing paparazzi and I'm in like my stripper boots and I'm like opening my legs

and shutting them and I'm like doing stripper moves to paparazzi and I was like wait I was like a little monster and didn't know. I think I was in denial. I think I was really insecure

and I was like ugh I could be Lady Gaga like why do people like her? But now I think I've always loved her. I think I always did and I was like suppressing denial. I think I was really insecure. And I was like, ugh, like, I could be Lady Gaga. Like, why do people like her? But now, like, I think I've always loved her. I think I always did. And I was, like, suppressing it. It does make sense. She is, like, the ultimate pop diva.

Yeah. So it makes sense that you would be into it. And, like, queen of the gay. So really. I think I was jealous. Yeah. Yeah. I think I was like, that should be me.

That could be me. And everyone likes her more. So. You would be, like, when she was singing. What was it? When she was in college singing Wicked covers. And there was the girl thing. Haters. You would have been. I'm like, what was it, when she was in college singing Wicked Covers and there was the girl thing, Haters. You would have been.

I'm like, oh my God, how embarrassing. You'll never be famous. You're at the lunch table. Yeah. That would be me. I had no friends though, so I'd talk to myself. You made the MySpace page. Yeah.

Stephanie Germanotta, you'll never be famous. Yeah, that would be me actually. I could never get in college, so that would definitely not be me. But isn't that crazy? That's a, actually. I could never get in college, so. That would definitely not be me, but. Isn't that crazy? That's a crazy story. It is. It does make sense, though. Especially, like, a performing arts college.

I feel like it's extra competitive. Oh, it was performing arts? I think so, right? Or was it NYU? But how are they going to be making fun of someone singing when you're, like, literally in the Glee Club? Like, you know what I mean? Like, that's so weird.

But look at Glee. They were mean. But they were mean to each other, I guess, huh each other i guess huh some yeah they were very competitive that um rachel bear i mean she was annoying but they really were on that girl's neck true that's so true they're the biggest haters yeah she oh she went to nyu oh was it performing arts i have no idea i have no idea i shouldn college, though. What do you think she went to college for? Let me see what her major was. Like communications? I'm so curious.

Oh, and then she did. Oh, she went to School of the Arts. NYU's Tisch School of the Arts before releasing her first album. Ah. So probably before. What was her major? Lady Gaga's major. Was the first one Fame Monster?

The Fame. The Fame. And then Fame Monster? Yeah. yeah gaga stan over here do you like gaga yeah i'm not i i don't know i like lady gaga i just i don't use the term like i don't i wouldn't say i'm a lady i'm a little monster because like for me stanning is very serious like as a teenage gay boy, I just like, you know, there's this one like tweet that's like, there's a time in every gay boy's life where they have to choose a diva to stand for the rest of eternity. And like, I took that oath to Taylor Swift very seriously.

So like my standup is Swifty. That is how I identify, but there are branches underneath and I do really like Lady Gaga. I love mayhem. I've seen Lady Gaga on tour twice. Which tour? The Fame Ball and the Monster Ball, I want to say. I forget.

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I don't think so. She's like too famous. But I feel like she sees, like, she just did that Spotify event with all the little monsters. It was like the Spotify little monster press conference and all the stands were there, like, love that that was so fierce like it was a spotify event in new york or she did a little monster press conference and it was all it was like the set was so cute it was like literally like a real press conference but it was just

stands that were like the journalists oh my god they were asking like the most like in the weeds questions like they were so specific it's like what, what did you whisper to Ariana Grande when you performed Rain On Me at the VMAs? Like the questions were so like. What was the answer? She's like, I don't remember. Love it.

She's like, I don't know. She's like, I will ask. And there was a question about like her collab with Azalea Banks that never got released.

It was like so specific. She collabed with Azalea Banks? Yes. Like a long time ago and it never got released. There's hope for me then. Yeah. Yeah.

I feel like she doesn't. She's not scared. She mentioned an R. Kelly collab last night on SNL. Oh, yeah. So, I mean, I don't think I'm R. Kelly level. Maybe Azalea Banks. Let's hope not. Do you ever get scared when that stuff comes up and you're like, wait, what did I do back

in my past? And I'm like, no, not that bad, you know? Azalea Banks I could have gone to a hotel with back in the day, maybe. That's so funny. What did she say about Azalea Banks Club? I forgot what she said. She was like, I think she just acknowledged it. But she's like, and then she went, damn, this is really a little Monsters Press conference.

Because the questions were just so specific. I love it. I love that she answers, though. I love that she answers though. I love that she doesn't shy away from things. And it was just like a room of gays and girlies and gays

and I love to see it. I love to see it. I want to go. How do I get invited to the next one? I think you have to be one of the top Spotify listeners which sucks because

I'm an Apple Music girl so I'm disqualified out of all the cool events. And I buy it on iTunes. I bought all her albums so can I come? Like damn. Oh God buy it on iTunes. I bought all her albums. So can I come? Like, damn. Oh, God.

I love her. Is she my age or young? She's younger than me, right? I think she's 37. Double check, because I'm going to be 37 this year. 38. She was born in 86. Oh, what? Yeah. Wait, I thought she was younger for sure. I thought maybe my age or younger. That's crazy. She looks great. We could be friends.

Because in her opening monologue, what did she say? She was like, I'm 38 years old, which is the prime age for a female pop star. Absolutely. Look at me on my headlining tour at 37. That is the prime age. You're paving the way for her. Huh? You're paving the way for her.

Well, maybe to be her opener. That's crazy. Okay. But this is the most popular my music has been at 37. So she may be right. I'm also ready. I'll be going on tour. All the it girlies are already taken.

I think Addison Rae will go with Ariana. Rebecca's with Katie, so I do feel this is my moment. Trisha at Lady Gaga. I just love her. I wish I was going to Coachella. Are you going to Coachella? No. I'm just not a Coachella girl. I think Blackpink is at Coachella, I want love her. I wish I was going to Coachella. Are you going to Coachella? No. I'm just not a Coachella girl.

I think Blackpink is at Coachella, I want to say. Please go. I want you to go. I want to know about it. I'm performing. I'm in Vegas. I honestly would look into going for a reel for Lady Gaga if I was not in Vegas that weekend. Damn.

Yeah, they are. Blackpink is there. I think this is going to be a – because I'm obsessed with Jennie right now from Blackpink. Love her. Love, love, love her. And yeah, Jenny and Lisa are performing. Wow. That's like.

It's a good lineup this year. Oh my God. On Saturday? Lisa is April 11th and 18th and Jenny is April 13th and 20th. So they separated the girls. Oh. I'm obsessed with Jenny from Blackpink. She has this one song called like jenny and it's

so fierce that when you're so iconic that you can have like a song about like people wanting to be like you i love it how's it go it's like who want to rock with jenny get the hair get the hair nails done like jenny who who who who she's coming for the jenny for the block i'm the new jenny and then she goes uh what have you ever met Jenny? Haters, they don't really like Jenny because they can never be Jenny. It's Jenny. It's so good. I love when people put their name in things.

It's like, absolutely. Especially like you said, that's so iconic. Everyone wants to be Jenny. Jenny wasn't the idol. Check it out. It's so fierce. And Lisa with the freaking White Lotus. So good.

And Rosé with the freaking Bruno Mars. Oh my God. And Jisoo's and all the K-dramas. Like, they're all so fierce. I love Blackpink. They're going on tour, actually, too. This summer. Maybe Cat's Eye can open for them.

That would be my ultimate tour. Could you imagine Cat's Eye and Blackpink? They're at Sophie on July 13th. Blackpink? Yeah. So, a day before my birthday. Are you going to go? Maybe.

I don't really, I hate going to Sophie because it's much to do. It's much to do about, you know, the shuttle and park. It's a lot, but maybe for Blackpink.

Everyone. If I was Katsai, I would die. Everyone in July. I would have gone, I literally would go see Blackpink if I was like, obviously not.

I'm always giving birth. My chemical romance is at Dodger Stadium like the week I'm due. I'm like, what the hell? Backstreet Boys are at the Sphere. I was like why?

And it's July. It's hot. Our touring people are like no one goes on tour in July because it's hot. Everyone's on tour in July. I was like what the hell? I'm so sad. I really want to go to like a show before I can like not go to a show because obviously I have the baby. I've been with the baby for three months and I go through that like back and forth. Should I go to

my chemical romance or not? And the answer's always no because obviously I'm not going to leave my newborn. But damn. The tubes are tied because I need to start going to concerts. Because the babies is always like, okay, no. Traders is filming. That's off the table. The tours, you can't go. But Dancing with the Stars

starts September. So everyone, just so you know, we got the math. Ezra's like, wait, I hope this doesn't interfere with the season I'm like July before September it's gonna be fine everybody I'm gonna do it so not that it's like announced but that's like a manifestation out there manifestation that seems real kind of actually

every time like when Ezra comments I'm like is this real is this happening like I don't know no offer has been made but if Harry Jowsey is on there and he's a lot more problematic than I am I feel like it'll probably be like you and Therapist I see on Dancing with the Stars. I can never compete against Jake Shane. He's just like the height of his. Jake Shane will be with Lindsay Arnold and you'll be with Ezra.

He wins. He wins. He's performing at the freaking Nokia Theater to 7,000 people. I can't get over it. It is so crazy. Jenny from Blackpink just performed at that theater on Friday. And then next is Jake Shane. Jenny from Blackpink just performed at that theater on Friday. Jake Shane. He's such an icon.

He had all his fans come up on stage and pretend to be paparazzi taking pictures of him. I was like, I should have done that. That's so smart. Why can't that be me? He is a king. Damn, he'd be getting everybody on his show. He really is amazing.

Jake Shane, I love you. Jake Shane, if you can. Come on the podcast. Jake Shane, if you can make time for Harry Jowsey's podcast, be so for real. Be so for the tens of people watching that, I think. I know. Why does – okay. I'm going to positive it with Zay. Love. Love.

I don't get it. I don't get the – okay. It's crazy. It's crazy. But okay. Everyone deserves growth. Okay. Maybe Harry Jowseyell he did say he was

a different person i don't know i don't even blame him i'm just saying dancer stars being on there as wild when his like he's made a thousand x tapes you know what i mean and i'm just like okay but i haven't done in five years i'm deleting everything you know what i mean like i'm trying also oh my gosh what is that what is that the drink yeah where'd that come from from the tour somebody gave it to you that was with all the stuff they took out i thought it was gonna be a surprise from you can i show it yeah didn't i tell you my story i thought you don't remember the story about babe wait really there's something with crush what was it oh the valentine

yes oh yeah so you told me that in school kids will give other kids oh yeah you can buy a crush

for a dollar for valentine and you would have it delivered to the person in their class with a little note that's like I have a crush on you

and I was telling Moses I was like no one ever gave me a crush and I thought this was from you and I was like oh my god is he gonna surprise me with a crush next valentine valentine's over well shout out to whoever gave this to me i have a note in it maybe it's from crispy i feel like crispy would give this to me it was in a bag with all the stuff from someone remember canada from toronto okay someone remembered my crush thank you yes did you guys do that in school?

Give out valentines? We had valentines grams. I forget what they were. I think maybe it was like a chocolate or like a rose or something. Did you ever get one? I think one year me and my three friends were like, we're going to give each other valentines grams. Okay. So you did get one.

At some point, yeah. I never got one. I'll keep it here. Put it here. This is so nice. I never got one. I'll keep it here. Put it here. This is so nice. I love it. It's being front and center. Crushed cream soda.

Yeah, they did it every year. Like one year it was Crushed. Another year, yeah, they were like Rice Krispies you could send and everyone would always send it in. Never, never got one. And girls would get like four or five. And I was just like, damn. That makes me feel good. That was exciting. I saw it and I was like

oh my god. Speaking of what was that? What was that? Is Wendy Williams going to be on The View this Friday? Oh yeah. What? Yeah. I'm so excited. She's like making a comeback. You think she's coming back? I hope so. I mean it's hard because I guess we don't know. It's so hard to tell what is. Is she really sick?

I don't know. Well I think. Well she talks about there's something, there is, she has something, right? Like, with her foot. Yeah. And, I don't know, was it confirmed that she had a dementia or something or no? But I don't know, I think, because she said she was fine. But then there was, like, the, that documentary that I guess wasn't, it's not like it was her own, you know? That they were saying that she had dementia and stuff, so.

Or maybe it was, like, early onset where it's, like, still her own, you know, that they were saying that she had dementia and stuff. Or maybe it was like early onset where it's like still beginning. I mean, she seems fine. She seems very like when she gets those interviews, she seems like fine, coherent. The documentary obviously showed her in bad light, but that could be due to a lot of different reasons why you might act like that. So I don't know.

I'm happy to see her on TV because I think the view is a wild choice. Like no one likes them, right? Like, you guys know I've gone to any TV show and I always backpedal. I'll be like, no, love that show. They asked me to be on it. There's just no way I'd be on the view. They're kind of awful, right? Right?

No one likes them. It depends what their view on you is. Oh, you know they'd hate me. Oh, my God. I'm saying with each person they have there, they just have very strong opinions. But I think, I mean, at least it's a panel of women talking to her so it's a better yeah but those are five women

that are just they don't want you to have an opinion only they can you know what I mean they're just so scary but they're probably there to talk about her not about politics it's usually politics when it becomes dicey but oh are they political I don't even know oh yeah they're pretty political well that I guess I don't mind they're all, yeah. They're pretty political. They're all on, well, a bet, I guess.

I don't mind. They're all on the same side, right? No, there's always one republic. Who's the one? I don't know who it is right now. It was, remember Elizabeth Hasselbeck? Then it was Meghan McCain. And I don't know.

I haven't kept up. They're always out. Everyone's like, why are you here? You know what I mean? Because I remember that one, was it Meghan McCain arguing with Pamela Anderson? I was like, ow, why are you here? Elizabeth Hasselbeck, too. We don't need that right

we don't need it on TV go to Fox News that's where it's at I don't know I just that's okay yeah I don't mind that I just can't imagine them talking to her about that I think they would be supportive of her yeah especially like Whoopi right oh I do love Whoopi yeah I do love her I don't know if she liked me but I

like her I just remember and rightfully so but they just tore up Nicole Arbor do you remember her no you don't know she liked me but i like her i just remember and rightfully so but they just tore up nicole arbor do you remember her no you don't remember nicole arbor was she you like comedian comedian she did the video dear fat people yeah okay yeah and she went on there oh my god and you know sometimes you do love when someone eats someone up because you're just like damn because that girl was hopefully she's a troll but like obviously it was so dumb the thing she was saying it was so ridiculous and stupid and they ate her up but I remember watching that I'm like I'm never going on the view because why would she do it and she was like under the

guys like I'm a comedian like and Joy's like no you're not what club did you play at and they went in and like so scary but also like you love to see it with those kind of people you're like yeah she was like a dumb obviously and I was like no matter what even back in the day my trolling no matter how much attention I wanted her video there's just no way I would ever go on the view because I'm like I do not need to be literally crying in a fetal position after because they're they're scary but honestly good for them isn't joy like literally 80 years old and again kudos to her because damn still doing that 80 and still like chewing people up like I'm scared of you but I love it she's a little wild they're all they just scare me

honestly if the women of the view watch this I'm just scared of you it but I love it. She's a little wild. They're all, they just scare me. Honestly, if the women of the view watch this, I'm just scared of you. It's not anything else. I would be terrified. But right, Wendy, she's probably not scared of nobody. She's probably just like, but like you said, they're probably nice to her because obviously everyone's nice to Wendy. They're like, we want her back. And she had an unfair situation.

Yeah. I'm excited to see what she wears and what she's going to look like. But please, Wendy, if you want, you can come on here because I think this is the place for her to come. Not the view. It's probably harder for her to get to LA, though. You'd have to go to New York. I'll fly her out on a PJ.

I never bought a PJ in my life, but I'll buy one for her. A big one, too. I don't know if we could afford that, actually. We might not. Probably better for us to go to New York and interview her there. That's true. That's true. That's true.

Headcumbs Studios. When you're on tour, just invite her when you're on tour. Oh, my God. Wendy on tour would be crazy. I know. When I saw Katy Perry with Wreck-It-Block, I'm like, that's such a serve. I'm so sorry. I know.

Because I was talking to Tana about Jake Shane because I'm still like, again, in awe. Jake, oh, he brings out a lot of guests. So people always are like excited to see people. I don't know. She says he brought out someone. Oh, little role model or something like that. Oh, yeah. He came out somewhere.

And I was like, oh, okay. So I guess people go crazy for his guests. I don't have the connections. Maybe Oscar, maybe Tanner, but probably not. I have no guests. I don't even have Moses as a guest.

I have no one as a guest. You guys just meme. It's just Trish. I guess the baby really adds the next shot. That's true. You are getting two for the price.

People have said that after they announced, and I can't believe I met her baby, too. It's true. You are getting two for the price. People have said that after they announced. I can't believe I met her baby too. You did. I feel a baby kick in too. So be more and more active. It's so funny. Gosh.

Well. Did you see the latest round of Hailey Bieber drama? The TikTok drama? No. Well, I guess I saw something, but I didn't know what it was. Again, the Hayley Bieber, Selena Gomez feud got reignited

because Hayley Bieber allegedly liked a video that was making fun of Selena Gomez's photo shoot with Benny Blanco. A TikTok creator reacted to Selena's, Selena and Benny's interview magazine spread. It was the spread where, like, she had her feet on Benny's face. Oh, okay. Yes, yes. I love that one.

It was a very campy photo shoot. Meant to be silly, not really, like, sexy. Yeah, it was pretty, like, unserious. I thought it was very campy, you know? Yeah. And anyway, this TikTok creator made a green screen like video reacting to the photos and she said i genuinely can't decide which one is worse and it was just like her obviously on top of all the different photos and she then made a follow-up

tiktok saying that hayley bieber allegedly liked the tiktok and she had like screenshots showing like the like receipts um and she basically like reignited the drama because it was like you know hayley if you're if you're over the drama and you have your new mom like would you really be liking this but then she did release her camp did release a statement because the rumors became so intense wow um and her rep said yesterday that this never happened this entire story has been fabricated by a constant creator looking to capitalize off an old tired narrative but i don't know i feel like it's almost too little too late because it was like days of

everyone believing it i yes tiktok likes will get you because there could be two things that happen like i know this happens to me sometimes Sometimes you accidentally like something, right, Mike? You're, the way you like things is crazy, though, I will say. Because you'd just be like, like, like, like, like, like, like, which makes sense for your brain. Because your brain is just like. Comments is crazy. I forget. I don't even know what they say.

And then I have to, like, go back and not like something. Because someone will say something. I was like, what the? She just likes the top comments on every TikTok. Yeah, I do. That I do. But did she like a TikTok or she liked a comment? She liked a TikTok.

That sometimes I also get in trouble with because I'm like, I liked it. I liked it because my fingers are so fat. And that happens. And what happens, I found this out. I'm like, oh, my God. Can they see if I liked it? Because I unlike it immediately.

I guess it still shows the notification on your phone. Even if you unlike. Oh, I see. Trisha Paytas liked it. And I know I do do that. i really am so careful i don't like to let anyone hold it when i'm showing them don't touch anything my mom most anybody i'm just like don't touch it because like it'll i've done it i've done the accident like and and it's awful because you see it i mean that would be like a crazy coincidence too that she just happens to

like that one i don't know also sometimes people don't see the full tiktok like sometimes you see a beginning of it you like it and you move on because that's somebody that liked the tiktok and they didn't see the end of it and the end of it was horrific and we're just like did you like that so so maybe she just saw the picture of them she's like i'll support them like this and move on i saw one that brook reposted and it was just like this one that was just like ripping brook apart and everyone's like bro Brooke repost it I'm like I don't think she saw the full thing because it started out kind of nice and she's like repost

I've done it too girl I've done it but this girl was like just ripping her to shreds I was like alright that's a good point because sometimes I think people are in my favor and I'm like thank you and I was like oh it's not good so maybe she didn't know oh my god that is so funny maybe she thought she was

supporting them maybe she thought it was like a good thing and they're like oh look at this cute photo shoot or something so she's like oh my god let me show my support I'd probably I would venture to say she probably did like it because if someone has the receipts it's I mean it's not impossible to doctor but like most people don't yeah she showed the screenshots and then like showed the time that she took the screenshot and it was like it all kind of made sense for when she was the tiktok but she didn't have a screen recording usually screen recordings is what people do because those are harder to fake always do yeah then you can click on the profile go to the profile yeah well i do that now i used to not do that all the time now i do it because i'm like let me just show this yeah but yeah but also it's like maybe she didn't know i

the courtney the girl who made the tiktok she like wasn't going to come forward about it but Now I do it because I'm like, let me just show this, you know? But yeah. But also it's like, maybe she didn't know. Courtney, the girl who made the TikTok, she like wasn't going to come forward about it. But she said like a drama, like a TikTok person who covers drama that she knows that she told was going to come forward. So that's why she ended up saying it. So I don't think to her benefit, I guess maybe she wasn't prepared to do a whole like, look what Hailey Bieber did. But that's a lot of a story. That's true. That's true. Okay.

Who's going into some random person's likes and finding? No, they don't. Oh, wasn't hers? No, it was someone. When they say somebody else was going to come forward with it. So I just did before. No, no, no, no, no. That is, that is.

But yeah, like, oh, so she went into, so she saw someone else's likes. And so she said like a drama channel said that they were into it. She said she had a friend that she told who like has like a drama account. Thank you so much to Morgan and Morgan for sponsoring this episode. Here's a not so well kept secret that the insurance industry does not want you to know. Insurance companies profit by holding onto your premiums and reserves longer. So they may be motivated to delay or deny claims to keep funds invested. Morgan and Morgan fights hard to bully these bullies, who are using your money to make them richer, as they often

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So that's why she ended up doing herself, which most is right, is a big tail. And also this girl that made theiktok she does like work in the industry so she's like why would i make this up if i like do it if i work in the industry she's always on top of something she's like there wait now i'm like curious no she made a new uh tiktok account to do that selena gomez post actually yeah i have no idea why people do that okay i mean that's again that's weird that's weird why did you do that uh but yeah honestly like when you think about it realistically i feel like what you said makes sense like maybe she didn't see the full thing like for hayley because yeah

i think hayley has so much to lose that why would she like purposefully like of course she just barely survived that all that selena gomez drama stuff she knows like selena's doing really well right now you don't want you don't want this you just had a baby like road beauty whatever it is like road is doing really well so like why would you want to take yourself back no i don't think she did it like to be petty she probably like either accidentally did it didn't see the whole thing or didn't do it yeah like realistically i know it's fun to key and be like oh the girls hate each other and maybe hayley still has it out for a little bit who knows but i don't think she would do it like publicly i don't like that take that she's still like obsessed so like i think people think that it's so funny because people do think that for so long. Obviously like it's so annoying.

But I know like years after I broke up, like I'd be with Moses and they're like, oh my God, she's still looking or whatever. And it's just like, I really, I avoid things at all costs. If I see anyone I even like dated talk to, I'm just like, because I don't want it to be like repeated. I also don't know what TikTok sees. Like someone told me like they can see when you see a TikTok. Like if you're not a creator, like regular people can see if you watch their TikToks

or something. I don't know if it's true. Anyways, I'm always just scrolling past. I was like, I don't want an accident. Oh my God, and those lives will trick you. Let me tell you what, every time, even now lives, what is it, babe? Remember it was something where if you like double click,

you like enter the live. Yes, and then it sends a notification. Not even double, one time. If you just touch the screen when there's a live passing, you enter the live. And then it's like, Trisha Paytas, join me. I was like, that live is. But then if you just touch the screen when there's a live passing, you enter the live. And then it's like, Trisha Paytas joined. I'm like, okay. I was like, that live is. But then if you scroll immediately, it sends you to another live and another live.

That too. Then you're in every one. Get me the F out of this guy. That part is horrible. Oh, my God. That was like the biggest. It's like literally just like time bombs. You're just like, ah, I don't know.

Like Minesweep. Do you remember that game Minesweep? Yeah. I loved Minesweep. And that's what it felt like. And I was just like, but i just yeah because there's always that accidental like or something and then you get you do it one time and then they're like wow obsessed poor hitley bieber and also i guess her algorithm does give her selena gomez hate tiktoks i guess that's a whole

other way how do you know because if she liked it showed up in her so t so true i know that's why i scroll past me too because even if it's like a hate one something i just want to hear what people say and then it's like just gonna be hate about me i was like let me never ever scroll past me again speaking of hayley bieber though you know what we should try is the 19 dollar strawberry air one it's kind of old news but that is so old news but love that we should try it it does sound good wasn't that last last no it was like two weeks ago oh does she have a round two no the $19 strawberry oh

which is two weeks ago too but I thought you meant the strawberry glaze that one is very old we can try it no the strawberry it's a $19 strawberry

that's available at Erewhon and everybody was getting it and they waited in line for six hours six hours Alexis Oakley was on that beach like I waited six hours for this strawberry

they are really slow at Erewhon so I guess for the straw it hours unless it was on that beach like i waited six hours for the strawberry they are really slow erwan so i guess it's an individual strawberry strawberry sits in the freezer yeah but even checking out erwan it does take a long time that is true probably maybe they were restocking it i bought well how what were my grapes in london where there's like 120 dollars or something yeah or were they were they yeah they were like japanese grapes yeah they did look good though they were very good i didn't know how much they were until I checked out. I was just like, I don't know, the pound, what it equated. And someone was like, that's $120. I was like, oh my God, that's crazy.

And they were Japanese. I think the strawberry is Japanese too. It must be Japanese fruits. Why are they so superior? We got to go to Japan and discover. Well, my friend just came back from Japan and was just like, I get why people love it. They're like, it's so clean. It literally makes us feel like we're living in a garbage can.

They're like, everything is so clean. It literally makes us feel like we're living in a garbage can. Like they're like, everything is so clean, so pretty. Like, and they said the fruits are like little gifts they give people as like signs of. That's so cute. Yeah. It's like when you go to the hotel room, there's like little fruits in there and stuff. Manifesting Japan. Manifesting Japan. We got to go.

Someone said Kyoto is like really pretty. We have a Four Seasons there. I was like, oh my God, I want to go so bad. Cherry Blossoms. Starbucks has cherry blossom cups right now I was like I don't think we're gonna make it

for cherry blossom season this year no I don't think you are you might though you could you're free as a bird you could just go well I don't have a passport

so it's holding me back oh right right I do have to figure that out yeah yeah I'll go and he goes we can't we have to leave the name

Jimmy oh yeah we cannot mention I'm terrified And he goes, I stole away. We can't. We have to leave the name, Jimmy. Oh, yeah. We cannot mention. I'm terrified. I don't think I've ever been more scared of any drama in my life. I mean, let me. Oh, my God.

It's so scary. I was like, oh, my God. The cursed set. You know, I thought that was just such a fun interview. I thought, oh, my God, this is a fun little game. That's why I don't have gas. This is why I don't have gas, because it just turns into something. Yikes.

Trigger warning. I would have thought. I know. I know. Damn. We're in our peace. We're in our Kyoto cherry blossom meditation era um

we're going to a white oh we talked about that we're going to a white loaves experience did I tell you that oh yeah yeah I'm very excited can't wait for that

did you watch it last night yeah oh I didn't what I know I could have sworn you would have watched it it's hard at night

because Malibu stays up late so it's like hard for us we have to watch it kind of during the day damn it was it good it was it's good it's like really picking up now have to watch it kind of during the day damn it was it good it was it's good it's like really picking up now I think that's what's up about the third episode about time

oh my god you are just like Darren he's on the same thing and he was like I guess I'm like oh it's picking up and he's like yeah finally and I was like but he has the same reaction every season like it's just a slow burn you know I love it I was just saying this the other day like even if nothing's happening I think it's just shot so beautiful me too and it's kind of like you're just like eavesdropping on someone's

conversations like it's kind of like a relaxing watch i don't mind that it's not so crazy it's a vacation at home yeah it's very like i don't know it's like relaxing it's like pretty i never even thought about going to thailand i'm like i could go to thailand that's kind of nice oh i'm so excited to watch it walter walton walton goggins walton goggins said that he actually got bit by one of the snakes in episode three. Really? Yeah. He said he was really scared of snakes.

He was like terrified of snakes. And he had to go to the hospital because he was bit by a snake. Was it venomous? I mean, he's still alive. I don't think it killed him, but I don't know. Well, so was Chelsea. She got bit by the snake. Remember, she had to go to the hospital.

Oh. Is there no Chelsea? I love her. She's my favorite character on the show. She's really cute. Who's your favorite? Probably Chelsea. I also like Piper.

Which one's Piper? She's the daughter of the – she's like that's the two brothers. Okay. I love that you know their names. I couldn't even tell you any of their names. I'm not good with a lot of other – like the three women, I don't know their names. Yeah, I don't know their names. I just know Saxon, Lachlan, Piper, Chelsea.

Those are the sons? Those are the names? Yeah. Saxon and Lachlan? It's like the whitest like North Carolina names. Are they? Oh I never heard those names that's I like them they're kind of cool like my theory

I love people coming up with theories it makes me want to like because usually I'm a very passive watcher but I keep seeing TikToks of people with their theories and stuff and I'm like maybe I should be smarter watching this. I haven't seen it like what theories? I saw one theory that said like Lisa from Blackpink Mook that she's gonna be the villain okay that was kind of mine watching this i haven't seen it like what theories i saw one theory that um said like lisa from blackpink mook that she's she's gonna be the villain okay that was kind of mine oh i truly

have not read spoilers i don't know if they're even out there but i truly thought she was the one at the beginning because you know you you hear you hear multiple gunshots but i feel like someone set something off and then other people like the security of the other people started firing and i had a feeling i don't know because you said who you expect or suspect and i like I feel like mook because she's also kind of like the star it's always like the star of the shows right like the first season was like the main guy it was um Murray Bartlett who was the hotel like manager and then the main other main guy I forget his name from the office and then second one too was Jennifer Coolidge who's like the main character so I feel like it has to be main character energy that does it because anyone else would just be like boring

so I feel like mook and I would love if it does it because anyone else would just be like boring. So I feel like mook. And I would love if it's Greg slash Gary. I would love if he's the victim. Yeah. Darian's theory is that the monkeys are the ones that take the guns and shoot. Oh, they did show them a lot. Yeah. They did.

Oh, they were cute. That would be cute. That would be cute. The monkeys. Because it's just like an accident, you know, so. And who deserves it? I guess no one really does though because Jennifer Coolidge didn't deserve it. The manager of the hotel really didn't deserve it.

So it could be someone. Like, I fear, I hope it's not like the son's mom, the one who came from the White Lotus Maui to learn a massage. I love her. Oh, I hate if it was her, yeah. But she did confront Gary slash Greg. And I was like, girl, what are we doing? Like, let's not do that.

He's hot, though. That actor's hot. The gay, Gary, Greg guy. The gay. Yeah, you just want to say gay. He's hot, though. That actor's hot. The gay, Gary Gray guy. The gay. Yeah, you just want to say gay. Is he gay, right? Is he gay? Because he was not in real life in the show because he was with the gays.

You remember he was in the young picture with them? Oh, I forgot about that. Yeah. But then he's with this new, like, escort or whatever. So I was just like, what is he? True. Maybe bi. Not enough bi representation for villains out there.

Yeah, honestly, T. Yeah. We need more bi villains yeah Alan Cumming in Traders he's kind of villainous right he's kind of there

did you see Anna Kendrick like went on a vacation to the Traders mansion what she's like oh I love like this is my dorkiest vacation and it was her

she posted pictures on Instagram today and it's her like Alan Cummings is there in like a tartan and he's but it's like it's just her and her family like anna kendrick and her family with him at the castle that's crazy i was like can you just go vacation there that'd be smart that'd be cool i mean does he live there why was he doing there it sounds like a pr must be a pr oh you think yeah what is he doing there i don't know maybe i thought she was friends

with him or something. I think he's busy. Because he probably set it up or something. No, they could be friends and he could set it up for her. Or maybe he Airbnbs it when they don't film. You think he owns it? I don't think he owns it. I think he's just the host. But maybe not.

Maybe there is more to it. He does have a cool job. But I was like, that's so random. I guess also she's promoting her movie, so maybe it was a cross promotion. But another simple favor is amazon and traders is peacock so it's not there's not even like synergy oh interesting that's random maybe she is just a stand i just stand i want to yeah where would you rather go the traders castle or the white lotus thailand the white lotus thailand i do too it looks so good god I wanna go hmm

I wanna go I wanna be on it oh god we need to watch it we need to catch up before I go I feel like I'm not gonna have time yeah you really

I mean it is an hour so it is kinda hard and you really have to be like seated you know you can't there's a lot of like

foreshadowing and stuff so you have to like be paying attention yes we do it during Malibu's nap time cause that's the only time we can like focus

yeah you do have to be locked in. Yeah. We'll be locked into it for sure. But it's such – it's so good. Damn. I wish they made – I wish they made more shows that were so good that you like can't miss, you know? I'm trying to think what else is even coming out.

The Last of Us is coming back but that's not a you show. You is coming back. The trailer just came out today. Yes. So excited. I love that show. Last of Us is Pedro Pascal. Yeah.

You love that one one we tried to watch one episode it was awful actually I watched the gay one the gay episode number four was good

yeah I like him the show is a bit not you know it's a little bit too just like a zombie show

but I liked him oh it's about zombies in a different way oh Malibu's in her zombie era she's always like oh very Lady Gaga too she's a zombie

zombie boy what is that you're zombie boy it says a song called zombie boy it just came out on mayhem we haven't listened oh my god i'm a fake monster i love that you know zombie boy yeah zombie boy playing it she probably knows because some of those music just comes on the like youtube playlist she probably heard it that's why it is like a song it's fun how's it go you're a go? You're a zombie boy. You're a zombie boy. It's like very poppy. Yeah.

It sounds kind of like Chopper on Hot to Go or something like that. You're a zombie boy. I gotta listen. I gotta play it for her. It's very cute. We'll do Malibu being a zombie

and then play that song in the background. So is there a video? There's no video for it. No video yet. Is there any videos out? Oh, Abracadabra. Only Abracadabra, Disease,

and Die with a Smile technically is also Mayhem. You know, I haven't listened to that one yet too. I gotta to that die with a smile do we like it yeah it's the song with bruno mars like it's not the joker one but it looks like a joker no yeah it's the blue and red tuxedo kind of moment it was it came out a while ago um bruno mars god that's a name you haven't heard in so long he's been making the rounds he's been collabing with everyone yeah he was so big at one point he's he collabed with lady gaga um sexy red and rosé from black pink and all the songs were like on the billboard top 10 damn i really been around retired he was so good i used to love bruno mars i used to really like him too he was so he's really making the

rounds people said that he needs to i think he even made a joke. He's like, I'm doing all these collabs to pay off that debt. Ha ha. I was going to make that joke. I don't know if I should make fun of it. Do you think it's real? You know sometimes you make the joke because it's real. Like me with the rainbow Birkin, I was in debt. I didn't need it.

Because everyone's like, wow, she must need the money. And I was like, yes, bulls. Why else would I be working? I do need to pay off the money. Interesting. Bruno's a good name. Bruno's a good name for a boy or girl, honestly. A Bruno girl could be cool. Oh, Bruno

would be cute for a girl. Right? Yeah. I wonder if Selena could be for a boy. I feel like it'd be the first. Maybe not. No. It doesn't go. Because, like, boy names can fit girls more than girl names fits boys. Although there was a Johnny Cash song, A Boy Named Sue, and it made him really tough. So I was like, I guess you could.

But then I want to, I don't know, I guess I don't need to just have my kid be bullied for no reason. Not that you should bully anyways, but. There was someone recently who came to the,

oh, Rihanna, I think was defending her kid's name. Oh, yes. Yeah. On Instagram, someone commented,

I hate, hate these kids' names though. And then she replied, okay, Tiana, or tatiana she's because the names aren't even crazy her no let me look them up i forget but they were what is like a really normal name i think riot i know oh right that's cute that's giving nara

smith like honey rumble um rizza and riot oh those are cute those are cute. Those are cute names. RZA's good. That is good. And it makes sense for like Rihanna, RZA, ASAP Rocky. Oh, Riot. Yeah, so the Rs. Yeah.

People are just f***ing off with that. When people say that, your kid's gonna get bullied. Why? Because you're the bully? Honestly, imagine you really think

Rihanna's child will get bullied. It's gonna be like Northwest. Yeah, it's gonna be like we love this kid. Like, you know what I mean? That's true. Everyone everyone thought northwest name was like the most ridiculous thing at the time it was same with like apple with brenna paltrow and apple's like a successful model is she okay apple running i love that i never heard about apple paltrow yeah i remember

last year she did like fashion one of the fashion weeks yeah she's obviously tall and beautiful of course but she was one of the first that, I remember people were like, Apple. Or I think it was the Jason Lee from My Name is Earl was like, Pilot Inspector was his son. It's so funny because those names would be like so normal now, you know? Pilot Inspector is so random. And he also spelled it with a K. It was like Pilot Inspector, but Inspector's with a K. Spector or Inspector?

Inspector. Oh, Inspector. Yeah. I thought Spector was kind of cute, but Inspector. No, Pilot Inspector. One name? Two names. Oh, two names. Yeah. Okay. Inspector Gadget's a good name, Inspector. I thought Spectre was kind of cute, but Inspector. No, Pilot Inspector. One name? Two names. Oh, two names.

Okay. Inspector Gadget's a good name, though. Did you remember Inspector Gadget? Of course. I love that show. Did you love it? I probably watched the original one, the cartoon. Was it a cartoon?

Yeah. There must have been like a newer one that you watched. No, but maybe they were watching reruns. Who knows? But like, I love Inspector Gadget. Where his fingers. Wait, that's not great that okay it kind of blows my mind i was talking about this yesterday too it's like how we all grew up in different parts of like the world really and it's like

we all watch the same thing i mean it's true it's like you know we all have like like we all were watching it we all consumed it we all know that theme's not like that's so weird and different like generations it's just like odd because there was something yesterday too and like i'm like wait we all know this like it's it's so weird it kind of blows my mind because we're all at the end of the day just humans yeah we're all the same why are we so mean to each other because i just feel like we're all the same we all were little kids watching inspector gadget with his finger little like knob corkscrew coming out and like you know it just or he like flew didn't his hat

make him fly or like spun him around they never did a live action of that they did in the early 2000s who was inspector gadget i forget who it was let me see michelle trachenberg was in it yeah yeah what how did i miss this and she was It was She must have been like 12 or something So it was a long time ago What? After Harriet the Spy? Yeah Wait

I did not know this I need to know who Inspector Gadget was Let me see It was Matthew Broderick What? I love Matthew Broderick He was Inspector Gadget?

Yes I need to watch this immediately We're watching it tonight We can watch it with the kids Yeah I love Matthew Broderick. He was Inspector Gadget? Yes. I need to watch this immediately. We're watching it tonight. We can watch it with the kids. Yeah, you can watch it with the kids, yeah. Wait. Oh, my God. Did he fly?

Did his little hat fly in the movie? Yeah, there's a still of him flying right here. No. Uh-huh. And Michelle Strachanberg was in it? Yeah, she was a little girl. Uh-huh. I'm watching it.

I'm watching it tonight. Oh, my God. That sounds like the best movie ever. Damn. Why do I remember that at all? Because I really did love that show as a kid. Oh my god. Andy Dick was in it as well.

That's random. Poor Andy Dick. God, he really... Mr. T was in it. Oh, wow. All-star cast. All-star cast. Who did it? Was like nickelodeon or who did the movie i think it was nickelodeon oh no it was disney what yeah walt disney pictures presents i saw every single disney movie jungle to jungle like no matter what was out i saw it like i don't understand how where were you in 1999 i definitely was 11 years old definitely my dad would take me to see movies every single day in the summer because he didn't

know what else to do with me so we'd always just sit in the movie theater every single day i don't know how we didn't see that that's why i saw every movie i'm so confused i saw damn i don't know maybe i was in a spiral out i watched i rewatched it by the other did you ever watch that movie yes of course i had it on vhs the orange vhs Harriet and Spidey the other day. Did you ever watch that movie? Yes, of course. I had it on VHS, the orange VHS. Yes. And did you have the notebook too? Yes. I still to this day, whenever I see composition notebooks, I loved writing.

What did her little sticker say on front of it? Wasn't like keep out or something. I don't know. It was something. And I remember I did the same thing. I was like, God, I love this. I want to journal everything. Like, it was so cool.

Oh, it said private. Private, yes. Yes. And then I didn't really, I guess I remember the movie, but I didn't. And I re-watched it. And like Rosie O'Donnell was like her nanny. Yes. I love Rosie O'Donnell too.

I thought she had such a cool career. I was like, I want Rosie O'Donnell's groom. You know, I always think I want to be Wendy. And Wendy's fierce. But I think I'm over, I can't be like mean anymore. I think I got to be of the Rosie O'Donnell era. You know what I mean? And just acting. She was in so many movies.

A League of Their Own. Oh, yeah. You know, she was like an actress. And I was like, then she was in Harry the Spy. I was like, she was kind of a Flintstone. She was in so many movies. A League of Their Own. Oh yeah. You know. She was like an actress. And I was like then she was in Harry the Spy. I was like she was kind of a Flintstone. She was Betty Rubble. She kind of was in everything. And she was thick. She probably was my size. I was like damn they really

did. Hollywood back in the day did cast her a lot. You always thought they were like fat phobic. But they were casting her in everything. She has my dream career. I want to be her. Give me a desk. We were talking about this when we did Patreon. I really need a desk I think. Because remember how skinny me a desk. We were talking about this when we did Patreon. I really need a desk, I think. Because remember how skinny we looked in that desk? We look teeny when we do Patreon.

I'd love to be in that picture. I always take a picture. I need to post it when we post our Patreon. But we look so tiny behind a desk. I was like, I need a desk. And then I saw Rosie have a desk. Wendy's the one who showed the full body because her body was T. But I was like, again, me thinking I'm a Wendy.

But I'm actually a Rosie. Which I love Rosie okay but like desk desk desk for sure hmm damn and then she had

Michelle Trachtenberg on her show and she was like talking to her I was like oh my god so cute um that one was really sad

we never talk about deaths on here because I don't like to be like bring down the mood it's very sad I know it's always just shocking too it's just shocking

everyone at a young age yeah hmm but those are good movies I'm gonna watch Inspector Gadget tonight that's crazy I'm so excited I know. It's always just shocking, too. It's just shocking. Everyone at a young age. Yeah. But those are good movies. I'm going to watch Inspector Gadget tonight. That's crazy. I'm so excited. I'm so excited.

Wow. That's a movie I've, like, never heard of, never seen. Like, it makes sense, too, that they would do a live action. Even back then. I wonder how good the CGI was back then. Like, you know what I mean? Is it him just, like, with, like, wires making him fly? It looked like a lot of practical effects from the stills. I don't know.

I remember seeing the movie way back when. You did? Yeah. Because the stills, like I remember seeing those at some point like in my childhood. But I don't remember how the movie went. But it looked like practical effects. And practical effects usually hold up pretty well. Practical effects means they're physically doing it.

Yeah. Versus like a CGI kind of thing. I wish they would do more of that, honestly. They need to bring it back, yeah. Practical is coming back. Is it? Well, Wicked, everything in Wicked was all practical. Oh, that is crazy.

Like when the wheelchair was flying, I was like, how the hell did they do that? That's so, it is so cool. I'm sure I said Parker would do that. I think we talked about that before, but I wish they would bring like animatronics in for that. You know they're trying to bring back the woolly mammoth. The animal? In real life, yeah. in real life yeah in real life

they're like making it in a lab or what yeah they are oh that seems not natural so maybe they can do that with the dinosaurs and put them in jurassic park no wait why do they want to bring a woolly mammoth back i don't know why they want to they signed they read woolly mammoth woolly mice because they're making their way back to bringing back the woolly mammoth. But are they trying to end the world? Like, are they going to eat us all? Isn't that the story of this Jurassic Park? Isn't that what it's about?

I mean, woolly mammoths were ginormous. She's huge, but she's so beautiful. She's a mammoth, of course. Like, we weren't even around on the earth when they were around, right? They would kill us. That's crazy. Who's doing this? I think humans were alive, no?

No. Okay, Guy, my, like, scientific, historical connotation of it all is the Ice Age movies, and I swear there were little cavemen in the Ice Age movies. Well, those are cartoons, babe. With the voice by Nicki Minaj. Oh, she was a woolly mammoth, right? What is the line on TikTok? What do people say? She's a mammoth, of course.

Oh, right. You know, she's kidsy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Huge. All right. That's right. So they went to her and like, we want your voice. You're going to be a mammoth.

A woolly mammoth. I would say no to that. I'm like, can we not? No, you don't have to say yes. No, no. Mama would love just to hear your voice as a little mammoth. I'm going to be a woolly mammoth. That's like I found out through Not Loveline that there's someone called Mama Pig that's

pregnant. Oh, Mama Pig's mom. I didn't know that. Because everyone was commenting Mama Pig on my thing, like Mama Pig's pregnant. I thought they were talking about me. I thought that was like, I thought it was like a code name that I didn't know. And I was like, okay, Mama Pig now. But then I guess it's Peppa Pig.

Well, I thought it's a cartoon. I'm like, okay, well. And I was like, you're pregnant at the same time as Mama Pig. I thought, thank God it wasn't me. I was a little triggered. I was like, I guess I'll be Mama Pig, I guess. I don't know. But I could be her.

I'd voice her. She's British, though, huh? Yeah. Can't be me. So the woolly mammoths are coming back. And who's doing this? Elon Musk. Putting him to space with Katy Perry.

I hope we were trying to talk about that, too. If I was Rebecca Black, I would be like, Katy Perry, do not go to space. I need to do this tour with you. But wouldn't she inherit the tour if she's... I don't think that's how it works. I don't know if the opener inherits the tour, but... Let's pray that she's... I really...

After seeing Gayle King be, like, scared for her life about it, I was like, girl, let's not go. If we're scared. Did you see her be so nervous? No. I've never been more terrified of anything. She's, like, on the verge of tears. And then one girl, whatever show she hosts,

the other girl's like, you know what? You have to face your fears. I'm like, you don't. No. To go to space? Who is telling her this? I know. And it's not like a plane.

Like, okay, plane is our travel. That's what you have to do to get around. Going to space is wild. It's very optional. Who's that guy from Star Trek that went up there? I forgot his name. The gay one? Yes.

What is his name? I love him. What is his name? Do I Google gay Star Trek guy? Yeah, of course. Gay Star Trek. Oh, wait. I wish I knew. I used his name? Do I Google gay Star Trek guy? Yeah, of course. Okay. Gay Star Trek. Oh, wait.

I wish I knew. I used to remember. I need to know. Trek. George Takai. Yeah. Takai. Oh, no.

He didn't go. It was the white guy. Oh. William Shatner? Yes. What? I think he went to space and then he came back and it took a toll on him emotionally too because he's like, how do I live after seeing that?

He was so emotional when they interviewed him after going to space so also there's that element like some things are just not meant for us woolly mammoths and space before and after we don't need to know we're just here this time we're gonna die in 70 years and that's that just stay on this planet yeah i do love the idea i know know everyone's calling Katy Perry the first pop star to be in space, but then everyone clocked in and said that Protozoa from Xenon was technically the first pop star. I would dress as Xenon to go there, though. That'd be so fun. Oh, my God.

Wait. That'd be fun. That is so camp. He could be Raven. He could be Protozoa. Oh, my God. Yeah, that'd be cute. That would be the only reason to go to space

is just to do that cosplay but do you think is someone filming them you think like is someone taking pictures of them they must right because that's the whole point

are they going to float they're going to just float around there it's kind of I mean it's fun in theory but everyone was saying like when I brought up

Titanic I heard about it the first thing everyone thinks of is the Titanic submarine of course which is so tragic but like

it is one of those kind of things where it's like we don't need to do this you know and there's other astronauts last year that got stuck in space they're still there someone told me they're still stuck and we're just like sending them food and no one's going to rescue them right now or what they're just like and somebody sent us a tiktok about how disgusting the space station is. Inside? Oh, like pee everywhere and stuff and poop? It's just floating around. Oh, I'd be sick.

There's rats in the space station. Space rats? Oh my god. And there's pee and poop off the rats too. So it's like... So you're floating in there? You're in an enclosed environment and all the water you drink is basically all the water that leaves your body and recycled. And like everything is basically all the water that leaves your body. Oh, I hate that. And recycled.

And like everything is like greasy and sticky and disgusting. Ew. Why are they doing that? Why are they going there? And Jeff Bezos' wife is like, oh my God, you're going to marry Jeff Bezos. They're going like first class. You know, they're going to go up and come back down. It's going to be cool, fun.

Oh, like how long? I think it's really a matter of hours. But I don't think they're not going to stay. How do you get to space in hours? I thought it took like months to get there. You go to a planet. Oh my God, he's right. He says the rocket is fully autonomous, so there's no pilots.

According to Blue Origin, a trip on it typically lasts around 11 minutes. Oh. What? They're going for 11 minutes? You're not going that high up I guess okay you're not going to the moon

you're just gonna orbit real quick and come back right oh well that's a little different I thought like months it takes to go up there

me too I thought maybe at least a week yeah 11 minutes is crazy 11 minutes is nuts it's like going to Chuck E. Cheese

no because there's no destination they're just gonna stay in the shuttle they just go up yeah it's like taking a flight somewhere but you. No, because there's no destination. They're just going to stay in the shuttle. They just go up. Yeah. It's like taking a flight somewhere, but you just go out of the atmosphere and then back in. I mean, that's shorter than going to San Diego on a private jet.

It's shorter than going to the freaking Burger King. Yeah, I know. Exactly. Like, what? So they're on a spaceship that just goes really fast? Is that the whole idea? Just how fast does it go? That's so interesting. It just goes up oh it's only 62 miles i wonder

what they serve as far as food no well if you don't love minutes you don't need food and just that's so crazy i feel like that okay they kind of clickbait like going up and just because really you're just like you're not that deep into it yeah i thought you're going to like the moon or something yeah you're just going high into the atmosphere. How far away is the moon? Can you Google that? Okay, yeah. Like, I wonder how long that takes to get there.

Should I see how long it takes to get to the moon? There was just a rover that landed on the moon. I wonder how long. Didn't Lance Armstrong go on the moon? Well, we don't know. Three days. Oh, that's not bad. That's not that bad either.

Why do I think people go for months? Like, where are people going for months in space? Where they go in those chambers and stuff? If you go to Mars, it's probably probably gonna take a long time i'll see how long does it take to go to directions on google yeah oh between 5 and 11 months so that one you probably sleep more it took about 7.5 months for nasa's Mars reconnaissance orbiter and NASA's MAVEN mission took about 10 months. Hmm. Okay, so that takes a little while. Yeah.

I would not want to do that. No, absolutely not. There used to be a restaurant in New York City and it was Mars themed and you could eat on Mars. Did you ever see that TikTok? No. Yeah, it was like in the 90s and like you'd go and like eat on planet Mars. I don't like that idea of just like going to like a, I miss themed restaurants. I wish they would have it back, but that would be cool, like a Mars themed restaurant. Yeah, what kind of food like going to like a little, I miss themed restaurants. I wish they didn't have back, but that'd be cool,

like a Mars themed restaurant. Yeah, what kind of food were they serving? Probably just like chicken nuggets and burgers. Oh, I do love like star shaped,

not like, yeah. That'd be cute if it was like themed like that. Yeah, like little moon nuggets would be cute. They probably had that.

That would be really cute. Yeah, I got from Malibu. You got star nuggets? Yeah, there's like moon shaped, star shaped, there's a rocket.

I haven't seen them at the grocery store. Really? There's a rocket and there's like a little astronaut. Oh's cool that's really cute astronaut she could be a she could be an astronaut astronaut's a good name for a baby oh yeah it's cute yeah astronaut astrophys short baby ash oh astro is cool because it doesn't astro mean star yeah does it i just said yes without sounds like it astronaut astro burger oh you're so right astro is in greek

it's the prefix that means star you're so smart do you ever think about that sometimes when you just think of something you're like

damn I'm smart like how did that even come because I don't know I don't know where you pulled that from either but do you ever think that with your words

sometimes you say big words and you're just like honestly yeah but then usually I'm saying them wrong so then i know that's true what do we always say wrong and people hate dubious dubious it's not what it means right it kind of i just use it it technically does mean that but it's more of like an adverb i guess and i use it as a verb yeah not to be relied on upon suspect suspicious yeah untrustworthy

in doubt unsure uncertain it still makes sense yeah dubious maybe i am right actually Not to be relied on upon. Suspect. Suspicious. Yeah. Sus then. Yeah. Untrustworthy. In doubt. Unsure. Uncertain. It still makes sense. Yeah. Dubious. Maybe I am right, actually.

Unreliable. Untrustworthy. Yeah. I think so. Okay. I am right. Okay. Comments. Dubious is right.

That's your word. That's your merch. You should make it. That is you. Oh, but to go back to the woolly mammoths, it's in Texas. They're bringing it back. So maybe you can visit the laboratory

when you go on tour. I mean, we love Texas. That's right. I am going to Texas. Which area of Texas are we going to? Dallas. I'm going there this weekend. I'll find out.

Where's the lab? Can I go? Is it one of those like, you know, like the La Brea Tar Pits you can go see the woolly mammoths? Like maybe you can just stop by. You know, that's honestly such tea. The fact that la woolly mammoths were just here i know have you been you've been to the tarpets it's free because um i used to work across the

street when i worked for ryan seacrest his old office was like right across i lived behind it i would like oh yeah i remember that's my favorite place to take people because it was like free and it was cool like you could like walk around. And it was still bubbling and stuff, you guys. The tar pits were kind of tea. What? Yeah, right? Yeah, there's an actual tar pit there. That's why it's there.

It's still bubbling? Yeah. It's still tar. What? But those big mammoths weren't, those aren't real mammoths that like were stuck there, right? They did that? It is.

I think they're real. They pulled everything out of that hole in the ground. Yes. Like literally mammoths live in LA. At the tar pits. Did they get hole in the ground. Yes. Like literally mammoths live in LA. At the tar pits. Did they get stuck in the tar? Yes. So that's all real as they were found.

I don't believe it. I think the tar preserved the bones. Yeah. Where's the other ones? They always dig more. There's more there. Oh my God. We got to take Malibu.

I used to love the tar pits. Even as a kid, my dad would take me. I thought that was like the coolest thing. I'd always go to the gift shop and buy some. That's crazy because inside you can see stuff too. Wow. Can you see it from the street, the woolly mammoths? Or you have to go in?

I think you kind of have to go in, right? Or actually, no. I think on the sidewalk you could see it, no? I don't know. I haven't been in a long time. Oh, we got to go. Field trip. I really want to go now.

Oh, shit. That is crazy. When were they here? When were the Wooly Mammoths here? I know. When you think about that, like, God, time just – it goes fast. We're here for such a short time, you know? When were they alive?

10,000 years ago. About 300,000 years ago to about 10,000 years ago. So before humans. Type in how long ago humans existed. This is – okay. Right? Like, when did the humans come? Between 2.5 and 4 million years ago.

So humans were alive with woolly mammoths. I knew it. Ice age was correct. Millions of years ago? Yes. I think, like, cavemen hunted the woolly mammoths, I believe, to eat. So why are we in the year 2000? Why aren't we in the year 2 million?

Well, we're... Well, that's because Christ is when they started the new calendar. What about 2000 why aren't we in the year 2 million well we're well that's because christ is when they started what about atheists don't believe in christ like you know what i mean they're like well we were here five million years some reason they didn't make their own calendar oh so when jesus came it's like time to make a calendar okay he got us in line at least for that we can all acknowledge we have a calendar because is that why i wonder why i wonder. Because I mean it's before Christ and after Christ. But who made a calendar? That's so random. Why would you want to do that?

But that'd be interesting. I'm surprised no atheist made a calendar. That would be like a 14 million. Yeah, they should. 600,000. Atheist, now's your chance to do something amazing. Well, remember like Mayans had a calendar because they're the ones that predicted, right? The end of the world. Yeah, 2010 or what year was it? 2012. 2012, yeah. Oh, right. And then nothing happened. like Mayans had a calendar because they're the ones that predicted right the end of the world yeah 2010

or what year was it 2012 2012 yeah oh right and then nothing happened they were wrong so yeah

the Christians still may be right do we have an end of the year prediction for BC 80 whatever we are in wasn't there a movie 2012

and it was like the end of the world yeah and nothing happened no that's just a show everyone's bull well same with 2000 like the

oh yeah millennium right 2k right 2k yes whatever they thought the world's gonna end take over or something no no they thought um all the clocks in the computers only went up to 2000 so they thought that when the all the clocks are gonna go crazy and all the computers everything gonna go to hell. Yeah. And the Rachel Zegler movie, the technology took over and started hunting the people. What movie? Y2K with Rachel Zegler. You watched it?

I need to watch it. Was it good? It was good. It's camp. It's like a campy horror movie. It's directed by Mikey Mooney, right? Mikey Mooney from SNL? Yeah.

I always hated that sketch. You know which one I hate? Do you know? The Last Fry? Yes. Do you remember that sketch Which one No

Oh when the girl Ate the last fry I don't know Why'd she eat the last fry She ate the last fry Yeah We will win And then one single guy

Don't eat the last fry If we go to a couples competition We're gonna win Oh Kyle Mooney I said huh If we go to a couples competition We're gonna win You are in sync with me

Which is good And it's Kyle Mooney And I forget the other guy's name Samberg or no no it's the other one that was always with him no oh i know the one that plays the baby he does the sketches where he's a baby fred armisen no no no no he plays he always plays a baby in a diaper he's like an adult baby oh i don't know that one but they're always together anyways it's called last friday it's the most it's the worst sketch in snl history and cal mooney has always bugged me but i'm glad that he's directing that's cool that's everything it's probably funny just not snl i have to look up the last friday actually don't look it up it

actually pisses me off when i think about it it's so annoying and not funny and i'm like how do they let that on anyways okay well good for Well, good for Kyle Mooney. Good for Rachel Zacharoff just being in every single movie ever to exist. How does she have time to be in like Y2K and Snow White and do Broadway and do my show? Like what is, like what? And do my show. I just saw her and Ben Platt singing like at the Oscars like two years ago. I was like, oh my God. Oh my God, I forgot about that.

I was like, damn. I really am a powerful manifester because how the hell are they singing with me at my show just me just croaking and they're just like actually singing at the Oscars for the In Memoriam and I was like

wow they're they're so talented I don't I'm not sure what happened there but glitch in the system do you believe that

do you believe in glitching I saw a security camera footage on TikTok and like someone glitched in the middle of the street they just froze do you know believe in that like people just glitching no you don't think we're in a system a simulation a simulation no um i used to believe it like because i used to play the sims when i was little so i'm like oh maybe we are just sims in life but

i guess sims are basically just us yeah so we might be we might be yeah that's true you never saw someone glitch um i've seen people be like mentally ill i guess i guess that's kind of a glitch in the system i do believe in it a little bit and i know i've said this before i'm not even being funny but i do think shane dawson is a little bit of a glitch in the system sometimes like i think yeah if i i think there's like an ai and this is just literally conspiracy for in it a little bit and I know I've said this before I'm not even being funny but I do think Shane Dawson is a little bit of a glitch in the system sometimes. You think? Yeah.

I think there's like an AI and this is just literally conspiracy for entertainment purposes only. Don't come from me. But I do think you know I think he's a little bit of a social experiment and maybe not

I don't know. I don't want to say not human but maybe a little I don't know maybe someone put like an AI chip on him somewhere along the way and he's a little AI. He's like a little bit

of an experiment. Because did you see he was at Disneyland. Oh yeah. Did you yeah the little brick thing that he was trying to do i didn't see what he did i didn't know he was there he was trying to dig up a brick it was a conspiracy video it has like two million views and they almost got kicked out rylan says like minutes before they're about to get kicked out he's like what if we get kicked out for that they see a conspiracy that there's a brick on main street that you're supposed to like dig up and pull out whatever so they're doing it and the security's like what are you doing like you can't what and they're like oh but this is a conspiracy on tiktok this is like they're like that you're supposed to, like, dig up and pull out, whatever. So they're doing it. And the security's like, what are you doing? Like, you can't.

What? And they're like, oh, but this is a conspiracy on TikTok. They're like, no, you're, like, devaluing property, whatever it's called. Like, something. And they basically were going to, like, kick them out if they didn't stop. And it was so weird. And I was, like, watching Shane. And it's like, I just saw a little bit of, like, a glitch in the system there.

Because I'm like, this doesn't look like the Shane I knew. You know what I mean? Why are you digging up a brick? You know what I mean? you know what I mean why are you digging up a brick you know what I mean why are you there like right and it was and Riley kind of knew we're gonna kick down everyone else around like oh I don't know and then Shane multi-millionaire living his own life he's a down now private whatever just like in the middle of Disneyland just like digging up this brick like just almost like a like a like an AI or something and I was just like what is happening And it was so weird to not like him. And I'm like, I think someone, I think it's glitching.

I think like him, he was supposed to be doing something great because he's the conspiracist, right? And I do feel like somewhere, okay, this is my conspiracy. This is like not fact-based. But you know how the government's always like saying like, oh, you know, it's like a decoy. It's this. So he's the conspiracist. Everyone's like, oh, we're going to believe him.

But like I said, he could be the one we should do conspiracies on because he's glitching. Why are we doing this at Disneyland with a thing? You're distracting us from something that's happening at Disneyland with his brick, you know? And so everyone's like, okay, don't go because Shane was almost like kicked out for it. So don't go dig up this brick. So I was like, something's happening. Nope. Do you feel it? I feel it. And I love, I love Shane. I don't know him now. He seems like he might be better. We love growth. Maybe he's, you know, different. I do think there's something. Maybe he works for the government or something.

Or Jeff Bezos or something. Jeff Bezos. I mean, how do you have, how do you own Amazon? That's a good point. Like, that's crazy. You own all of Amazon? How did you start that? How do all these companies come on Amazon?

All the stores are going out of business. He started by just selling books online. But how did How do all these companies come on Amazon? All the stores are going out of business. He started by just selling books online. But how did he get all these companies to be on Amazon? He's just, yeah, but any big company of that scale, they basically, they're in some way part of the government. Right. So Jeff Bezos. Like everyone.

And Shane. Shane. Shane and Jeff. The conspiracy palette. Oh, I have Jeff Bezos. You can't have that big of a palette unless you were part of the government. What am I saying? Like...

So what... Did he end up getting the breakout or no? No, they're like kicking him out. But there was like some distraction happening there and you could see when he's digging, you could almost see this like a glitch. It was a glitch. Because it wasn't like a person. You know what I mean? And I'm not saying he's not a person. I'm saying there is something for the government. A little, a person you know what i mean and i'm not saying he's not a person i'm saying there there is something for the government a little like you know a little bug

they put in there a little tracker what are those air trackers you know air tags they put an apple i think something glitched and i don't know the video itself glitched so just look at the video it's like the one when they were in beverly hills and he's trying to hide from the paparazzi behind Ryland. I think that was before the glitch. I think he just had to poop. That was the one where he's like running to go poop because he had to go to the bathroom. Right?

Yeah, you're right. Yeah. I love him trying to hide behind Ryland. I love it. I always try to hide behind Moses. I'm like, let's go. No, you know. He's a meme king. So what would be the purpose of the government using him to

but like to get the brick oh um something happening in disneyland that they're trying to cover up well they're trying to tell people don't pull the brick because if you do you get kicked out because it was all over tiktok so like we'll send our main conspiracier oh i see go do it and then get kicked out because no one wants to get kicked out disneyland they filmed it because i'm like why are you filming for about to get kicked out like i'm trying to figure out this whole thing and i was like this is all part of it this is all part of it so people don't go do that you know what i mean wow dig up all the bricks on main street there's probably something there you know what i mean i'm not doing it disney we love disneyland do not kick us out that is our favorite

place but um i do think i don't know but simulation i think there's glitches in the simulation so i don't take talk someone glitched. Yeah, I saw Shane. He's been doing the theme parks. I mean, I only know from Instagram, he went to Six Flags and Knott's Berry Farm and Disneyland. What is that conspiracy that he's going to all of these? That is weird. Why now? Oh, privacy lost.

Wait, I did see something that he was never comfortable going out because he was always bigger. Honestly, yeah. Especially Six Flags. They are very sized. No offense, Six Flags. But I remember I was too big to get on a ride. Really six flags yeah i'm shocked because aren't those the ones that are like strapped you in yes that was the one it was one where you like are kind of standing and like it has the over the shoulder like to lock you in and it wouldn't close and then they had to tell me to

leave so honestly yeah no it's so true though like i don't even know if i would fit in like a lot of the rides like disneyland because it's like some of those are so like tiny and i mean fine i guess but yeah probably they like lost weight mr sysabel brooks actually said she lost weight because of the the reading they did on last episode of drag race yeah it's like there were so many the roast right yeah and she's like this is why i lost i mean she was like joking on x but she goes if you want to know why i lost the weight it's because of last night or whatever because people were so mean about fat people. So maybe he just is like living his best life now that he's skinny.

Yeah. Now you can do everything that you were too like subconscious to do. Honestly, work if that's the case. Yeah. But I still think there's a conspiracy. I still think it's there. And skinny Shane all of a sudden glitched in the system. It's all a distraction.

He was never big, but he is very skinny now. Yeah, there is a distraction happening there. There's a glitch. He probably would love it. He'd probably be the first to be like, yeah, the government wants to use me. Yeah, like, let me sign up for it. And he's still doing so well, which is like, you know, the two million on the conspiracy. I love it.

That's my conspiracy theory for the day. It's always just about Shane. I saw Morgan Adams is doing interviews now. Maybe you can. Oh, giving interviews? Where is she at? Which ones? She did Andrew TMI's podcast.

Okay. What did she talk about? She did a little bit about like being in like the drama with Shane and stuff. So I would be interested to see. Did she give any tea? I didn't see. Because usually I see when there's like tea about Shane. Not like a ton of tea.

You know, she, I think she keeps it kind of cute. But maybe with you, I guess, Ashley, you've retired from the tea world. At least until I have this baby. I'm just trying to live in peace. I just want to be. We've retired from tea. We've retired. I know.

As soon as I was like, I literally was like, okay, edit out this. Like, I don't want to, because like, we'll talk about stuff. And I'm like, no, actually, I'm like trying to be in my. Peaceful era. Peaceful era. We all want to be in our peaceful era. That's why I kind of admire his conspiracies, because it is kind of fun to just talk about wild assumptions and call it a conspiracy.

You know what I mean? Like, just literally say the most random, but it's a conspiracy and it's for entertainment purposes only. Because it's only that you can get away with, like, speculating about stuff. And so what did she say about the drama? She was just like, oh, I didn't like it or what. Yeah, basically. There wasn't really much tea.

But she looks great. I like Morgan a lot. I think she's really cute. Everyone is getting skinny. Everybody. Oh, speaking of conspiracy, though, there was a new Loch Ness monster sighting in Scotland. And I figured whenever you go to Traders, I feel like you can find the Loch Ness monster. You think it's real? oh speaking of conspiracy though there was a new loch ness monster sighting in scotland and i

figured when you whenever you go to traders i feel like you can find the loch ness monster you think it's real me personally i feel like no no right because i feel like everyone has good cameras these days yes yes iphones are like water resistant you know i feel like we would know for sure why are they taking on a potato yeah Yeah. Yeah, all of a sudden. Yeah, I don't know. I never buy into it at all. Me either. But I do want to know, like, is it like a dolphin or something in there?

I don't know. Like, because. Oh, like it's just a really big sea animal? Yeah. Or is it like a big fish or something? I am curious. Have they never, like, taken a submarine in there or something? Or like a little glass.

You know the glass bottom boats? Yeah. Like, how have you never taken one of those in there? Where's that? What lake? Scotland's Doris Beach. So it's like an ocean? I think it's a lake, no? boats yeah like how have you never taken one of those in there i guess that what lake scotland's doris beach so it's like an ocean i think it's a lake no i don't a beach on a lake i don't know is it like okay so it's a lake i think it's a lake i don't know how big of an animal can be in a lake

how deep are lakes i thought they were short no lakes can be really deep really yeah it is a lake in the highlands yeah darian almost drowned in a lake, actually. A lot of people almost drowned. Don't go to lakes. I mean, I guess you can't live in fear. But lakes. What had happened to him? What did he do?

Well, he can't swim. So it was kind of. So he was. I don't know what he was doing out on the lake. Was he swimming? He was trying to swim, I think. Well, don't start in a lake. Start in a pool.

He's never learned to swim? No. Wait, why? Remember, he's too skinny. Well, he could learn to swim as a skinny person. Well, he does sing. So he really does just sing. Well, he's just about to swim no remember he's too skinny well he could learn to swim as a skinny person well he does sing so he really does just sing he tries but he like he just can't even like stay up wait what yeah he does try lessons i'd even think if he took lessons i guess so that's like a patreon video and maybe we'll make him do that i just think for life like my kids are like

one and three and i'm like we'll put them in swim lessons forever okay Malibu Elvis' swim lessons and then we'll put Darian yes bring Darian on it because that's like for his safety in life

tell me about it I know but he literally he just goes literally when we were in Hawaii like one okay one year in Hawaii

he was mad that I was like too worried about him in the beach because you know the waves are coming and he was mad that I was like on his back him in the because you know the waves are coming and he was mad that I was like on his back too much like telling him to be careful and then last year

I like I was like okay like he's got this and then he then he was mad at me because he almost got swept away I'm like okay you again he got swept away twice in a lake and now an ocean especially oh my god especially Hawaii when we went my mom and sister they're like excellent swimmers and they like literally like literally almost like the waves were just like carrying them in.

Yeah. And like instructors were trying to pull them in because it's scary. And they come out of nowhere. And they were like on shallow. Like they were trying to get into a kayak and the waves pulled them in. So it's like really scary in Hawaii

if you can't swim. You're telling me. Well, get him lessons. That's crazy. He just sinks. He has no buoyancy. Well, is he wearing a life jacket at least? He should wear a life jacket.

You're right about that. Yeah. It's just kind of over for him. That stresses me out when people don't know how to swim. Tell me about it. Oh my God. I know. Even in the pool, I'm always like looking out, but.

And what's he do in the pool if he can't swim? He kind of. Hangs out in the shallow end? On the steps? He can kick. Like he can push himself off one end and get to the other but like if he ran out of like a burst of energy and like he was just stationary in the in the middle of the pool he would just sink to the bottom oh my gosh he needs lessons i'm getting him lessons for his

birthday it's a tourist right his birthday's coming up get him lessons april 23rd yeah oh my oh april 23rd that's really quick yeah he needs it i with my babies, I'm just like, you need to learn. Like, you don't even – you got to learn. Like, you're going to be around pools and everything like that. Like, I was just like, I don't get it. Yeah, especially in California, but – Yeah. Yeah.

I know Prince Harry was under fire because he took a picture with his daughter on a boat and she did not have a life vest on. Oh. She was like three or four. How big was the boat? Was it like a little rowboat or is it – They looked like a sailboat. Oh, I guess if it's.

I mean, I'm so paranoid. Yeah. That I would. But if you're in the ocean, right? If you're a sailboat in the ocean, don't sailboats go kind of fast or no? I don't know. I've never been on a sailboat. Me either.

I don't think they do. I always remember. Do you ever see the movie Tommy Boy with Chris Farley? No. He was on a sailboat and he's just sitting on it. it it just sinks it's just like stuck there it doesn't move oh i guess darian didn't have a life jacket and we were on that whale watching boat and those waves were like literally like i remember just like the waves were like almost like a wall like you could see the wave was like higher than the boat at one point and darian didn't have a life jacket wow

brave but get him a life jacket and swim lessons. That's crazy. Yeah. That's wild. Because honestly, if the whale like jumped on the – I was thinking about that the whole time with the whale just like, whoop. It's kind of over for him. But I guess that's a – Probably for everybody.

Yeah. If the whale just knocks everybody over. True. You just fall in. I would – that's so scary that you do that. But be careful when you go out on your whale watching journeys. I like that you like that. That's cute.

Go up to Alaska on the cruise, do a little whale watching journeys. I like that you like that. It's cute. Go up to Alaska on the cruise, do a little whale watching. Too cold. I still have a weird thing about cruises just because there's so many deaths on cruises. I mean, there's just deaths everywhere. True. We're surrounded by death every day.

It's like when people say, we did a whole thing about plane anxiety yesterday and it's just like, I get it, but also like, I mean, people just, you could just die, this light could fall on your head. You know what I mean? Like people just die every day. That's true. I mean, it's not directly i get it but also like i mean people just you could just die this light could fall on your head you know what i mean like people just die every day that's true i mean it's not a drug to bug your head so maybe that's a good swing but yeah you know cars everything i mean not to be that person but but i guess they hide a lot of deaths on cruises i

remember my true crime era i saw a lot of true crime on cruises i think people would know if you died on the cruise like if you came on the cruise. Like if you came on the just trash cruise and you didn't come back. I love that everyone has a cruise these days too. Everybody does. Everyone has a cruise. It's like the new touring

is just have your own cruise. I love it. It sounds better to be stationary. Yeah, then you know where you're going to be. We'll get security on ours. But I guess you're right.

I mean, yeah, well, be safe. Don't go near, I wouldn't go near the edges. I wouldn't let anyone near the edges. Just stay in the center. Yeah, stay in the center. Don't go near – I wouldn't go near the edges. I wouldn't let anyone near the edges. Just stay – In the center.

Yeah, stay in the center. Then you can dock and see – yeah, that's – everyone does have a cruise. Yeah, that's crazy. It's the way to go, I guess, these days. You know whose cruise I'd go on? You know who I'm becoming a fan of that I'm turning my opinion around on her? Yes. Brianna Chicken Fry?

No. Oh. Yeah, maybe. Now that she's lesbian, I kind of love it. I kind of live for her. Now that she's lesbian, true. We love lesbians. We're on it.

I love her show. It's a new show on Netflix. Kate Hudson? She has a new show on Netflix. What's her show? Ready Point? No. Millie Bobby Brown?

No. This is a new homemaker coming for Martha Stewart. Meghan Markle. Oh, my God. I point? No. Millie Bobby Brown? No. This is a new homemaker coming from Martha Stewart. Meghan Markle. Yes. Oh, my God. I love that you love Meghan Markle. I kind of love. Did you see her putting pretzels in like a little plastic bag and be like, done?

I was like, so tea. That's how I felt when I used chips in the glass bowl. I was channeling my inner Meghan Markle. Yes. I'm really repackaging them. These are organic now. I love it because it does make you feel a little brighter and lighter when you have them in a little see-through glass instead of a bag, a greasy bag putting your hand in there. I was really cutesy eating this.

Oh, my God. And when she did that, I was like, I want to start doing that. She is. She's smart. I like it. I like her. I like her vibe. She's a a mom she takes her kids to the bus stop every day i love she you know what she does what we do makes time to have lunch with harry

every day to come through in the middle of the day how's your day going okay we're back to our meetings i was like that's me and moses we always have lunch together every day oh my god she's just like us really and i love that i love it i'm not even being funny i want to be on that show this is the most random people on our show i was like can i come on this show mindy mindy was well the mini kaylee one went a little while that was a little cuckoo but i hope the other one seemed a little normal i just like would you do that if you had a friend over and they're like how's it like be paid i should be like well i'm a hackman now we're yes absolutely because i'm saying people were dogging her for that i would be the absolute same way if i am the princess of sussex or what i'm the duchess of sussex i'm gonna be like excuse me you're so funny but i'm actually sussex like i would do the exact same and people who don't

otherwise no like you know what i mean period period period i loved it that's why i made me love her actually that one really ate and i corrector, queen, or duchess. Princess. I loved it. And she probably filmed in Montecito or some right next door. We could be up there. I would love to be her friend so much. I kind of love.

Well, she has a second season coming up. Yeah, season two is on the way. Does she? Queen. Is that your big announcement? Queen. Oh, that would be the biggest thing that's your big announcement queen oh that'd be the biggest thing that i would do and i would love it so much because then mindy kaling yeah i

was talking about like oh we were both on successful shows that were grand for nine seasons i'm like suits ran for nine seasons and she was on good for her like that's crazy she really is living my dream life she got to be this actress on a series she got to marry a prince like she has these kids like i i love it i believe her i believe everything she has these kids. Like, I love it. I believe her. I believe everything she does. And I think people just love to hate. You know what I mean? Because she's a beautiful duchess

and people just love to hate. So I would love to see her on The Traitors. I feel like two on the nose, I think. I feel like she would, yeah. I don't think she would do it, but I would love. She would win everyone over if she did it. She's very sweet.

I feel like, especially everyone who's mean to her, I feel like if they met her in person, they'd be like, wow, you're really nice. Because she just's very sweet. I feel like especially everyone who's mean to her, I feel like if they met her in person, they'd be like, wow, you're really nice because she just seems very sweet. She seems nice. She's still like just hustling, which I love.

Like you're a duchess and she's like, let me do a cooking show. Let me write a book. Let me do this. And I'm like, I really love that. Like, I don't know.

I like her. I really do like her and I think I could be her friend and I would love to on the second season. I don't know what we would make. Like those little sandwiches. Who was she making

the sandwiches with? Do you know? I haven't even watched it. There't know what we would make. Like those little sandwiches. Who was she making the sandwiches with? Do you know? I haven't even watched it. There was like little, they were doing like little star sandwiches. God, what were they? They were like, it was like cucumber sandwiches.

It was so cute. And they were like little stars she was cutting. I was like, damn girl. How do you know how to do all that? And she was doing it herself. It wasn't a cutaway. Moses' hands all of a sudden cutting. It was her.

I was so impressed. She made homemade jam. It wasn't a cutaway. Moses' hands all of a sudden cutting. It was her. I was so impressed. She made homemade jam. She's like, Nara Smith, that's like what I want to be. I'm going to do it. I'm going to be in that era. Okay, once we have this baby, I think that's my new era is being a little trad wife era. Because I want to be that. Homemade jam, of course.

That probably was their inspiration. They were like, let's take Nara Smith, make a Netflix show with Megan. So good. Please put me on there. Narasimha should be on there. She would eat for sure. I would love to be on with them. I'm sure season two, she's there.

That'd be cute. That'd be a good collab. I would love to do that. It sounds like a very peaceful life too because you can't do too much when you're baking and stuff. You have to be really focused. So it's probably a good distraction. Like you're not on your phone. You're not on TikTok.

So you spend just eight hours just baking bread. Sounds great. You have to be really locked into that. That's why I'm not a good baker, chef, anything. Once you get your Adderall back. That's true. Me too. I think I need it.

I was asking Tana because she's GIA. She's like, I don't know. I was like, maybe because we couldn't keep on track. And I was like, I think I need Adderall. I honestly do. There is a shortage right now. So good luck, babe. Can you get Adderall pregnant? I'm luck, babe. Can you get her all pregnant?

I'm not going to. Can you? Probably. I feel like probably, right? Because how do ADHD – especially when you have a baby, the baby brain and ADHD? Yeah, that would be crazy. I feel like you got to have it. But there's so many things you can't take while pregnant, like Zycam and Daycol.

And I'm like, why can't you take it pregnant, but you can take it as a person? That's so weird. You can't even drink an air-on smoothie. I know! That's crazy. That is weird. But I love, love, love Meghan Markle. I love that you came around on her. I do love

Meghan Markle, too. Honestly, because that's another hate train. Same with the Rachel Zegler one. What exactly did she do that makes people... If I ask someone who really hates her, what exactly does she do that is a good question what was the most annoying thing i'm trying to think because there was i was on the hate train i'm trying to think of what annoyed me the most i can't even think now like what she probably said annoying things name one but i feel like we're probably influenced from like i think in england

they have a long list of things that offended them that we don't even know about or understand that's true i was pregnant with malibu when i was on the hate train came here i think that kind of seeps through yeah but because the tabloids in the uk were really against megan but like again for for what just because she wasn't like i think almost this is a crazy comparison conspiracy but i was gonna say it's almost like kylie with tim it was like when like the actress like someone who is considered less than you know like okay megan mark was an actress from la no deal model yeah exactly no deal model they were just at the tennis game kylie and

timothy everyone's like wow he's not into her blah blah blah i thought he was there's this one photo where like they're kissing and her eyes are open or whatever like she's like looking at the camera or something her eyes are open yes and people are like oh she and she's like very touchy on him but there's no way to me he's not taking kylie to the academy awards if he's not like he's he's sprung yes he's very much um but i do think there is something when people think a guy dates or marries like below that they just like look for things to nitpick and hate that's probably so true and i remember i know what i think it was too i think a lot of people hated like that she or maybe people were comparing her to like princess diana that they hated that but kind of in a way not saying she is because obviously princess diana is like princess

diana like no one can touch her but they were also like they looked down upon her too like the royals you know they didn't want her and the family and they looked down upon her too. Yeah, true. You know, they didn't want her and the family and they look down upon her when the divorce happened and stuff. So it's like the same, same vibes. You know what I mean? Where it's just like they're catching strays. Yeah. For no reason. Yeah.

And Megan, she's pretty, I mean, she seems very sweet. Like when the fires happened, she was like in Pasadena for like days on days on days. So she seems very sweet. Leave Megan Markle alone. Yeah. And she's not the new suits reboot she's not i would love that would eat so hard it honestly would be fierce if she's like also yeah let me go be in suits isn't that bomber in that show no he he's in white collar they come out same time i think the same era i feel like maybe yeah suits was on for so long that i feel like they must have crossed over timeline wise and this is what's gonna get you they were they both had they were both white men leads wearing suits so i could see why it sounds like the same thing okay that's

and the promotional posters look very similar suits yes what who is the star of suits i forgot his name he's married to troy and belario, who was on Pretty Little Liars. She was Spencer from Pretty Little Liars. Wait, her name's Troy? Troyan. Oh, her name's Troyan? Yeah. Bellisario.

Cute name. I forgot who. Patrick, I want to say. Patrick J. Adams. Who the hell is Patrick J. Adams? Yeah, the star of Suits. And was Meghan Markle top billing with him? Yeah, I think she was the love interest.

Wow, good for her, honestly. think she was like the love interest wow good for her honestly yeah she was the love interest she was in she was in 108 episodes out of 134 total so it was a pretty long run

I think we could probably blame Piers Morgan I think he started the hate train he loves to do a hate train on people that's true he does I said no to that show everyone thinks I say yes

to everything they're like he wants to do an exclusive sit down interview with you and I was like no thank you so I don't say yes to everything. They're like, he wants to do an exclusive sit-down interview with you and I was like, no. So I don't say yes to everything. That and what was the other one I'm saying no to?

The View. The View and Ice Age 3. That's a woolly mammoth. I think there's been like six Ice Ages. But would you do like Shrek even if you had to be an ogre? Absolutely not. No. No.

So they said they want you to be like Zendaya's aunt in Shrek? The aunt is crazy. No, even the cute Zendaya daughter. I'm still like, you're an ogre. I don't want to be an ogre. What? You're tied to that forever. Like when you come out of things, the ogre's behind you.

You know what I mean? No. Okay, but is you in the press store with freaking Cameron Diaz and Zendaya? No, never. I would say no. No way. I would be an ogre for life. They fart in that movie.

They like fart and burp and bathe in mud. I would say no. No way. I would be an ogre for life. They fart in that movie. They like fart and burp and bathe in mud. I don't want to be that. What? People are going to think I'm an ogre. They do call me that. They call me Princess Fiona,

the Shrek version. I don't need more of it and I hate it. It's so mean. But the paycheck that comes from a Shrek movie? No money's worth it. Are you serious?

I'm serious. That's crazy. Never. And mark my words. If they even ask me, I'll say no. There's so many shows I'm like, okay, but I'd be on it. But no. No Shrek either. No Shrek? No. That's crazy. Never. And mark my words. If they even ask me, I'll say no. There's so many shows I'm like, okay, but I'd be on it. But no. No Shrek either.

No Shrek? No. It's just, I don't like it. It just Would you be like one of the fairy godmothers in Shrek? I don't want anything to do with Shrek. Really? I hate, it's what's for, it's kind of boys, right? It's like boys like that movie. I feel like everyone loves Shrek. They fart. Yes, they do. I hate it. I hate it. Why are you making cartoons fart? They don't need to. I don't need to. I'm on Shrek's stand. Darian does love Shrek. But, they do. I hate it. I hate it. Why are you making cartoons fart? They don't need to.

I don't need to. I'm on Shrek's stand. Darian does love Shrek. But people really do love Shrek. But also there's a theory. Never saw it, but I don't love it. There's a theory that Zendaya's character is trans, and I hope that's true. Oh, yeah, for sure.

Because Shrek had triplets, and the girl triplet had brown eyes, and the boys had blue eyes. And then Zendaya's character has blue eyes i mean love that i hope that's true that'd be so fierce i think that'd be so fierce and zendaya is beautiful but she's not an ogre like i don't like to see her and also it's like okay zendaya and cameron diaz i guess being ogres is kind of camp because they're like supermodels i suppose but so are you so you could easily be why don't they give it to an actual ogre? They need to give it to a fat bitch. Because they are beautiful. There's none left.

You're so. Damn, they're taking our rolls. The skinny bitches are taking our ogre rolls. That's true. I'm surprised no one's like, wow, how are they giving the skinny girls the ogre rolls? That's so true. I'm going to start a campaign. Zendaya's going to be the Shrek girl, but not me.

I'm literally Shrek. That's all people call me all day every day but then you would say no if they offered it to you maybe you were the first choice like not her I can't get on the Shrek train not trying to hate obviously

not trying to start drama but I don't I don't get it I don't get it I don't watch it I don't like it I don't know

I don't get it I also think Universal always bypass it just it doesn't look entertaining I actually don't like Universal in general I don't know Sumi maybe if Wicked comes there but I don't like the I don't know i don't get it i was like universal always bypass it just it doesn't look entertaining i actually don't like universal in general i don't know sue me it's just maybe if wicked comes there but i don't like the street i don't you know what that's why i kind of do it just feels um i don't know i don't like the downstairs you know the oh my god yeah universal in la you guys the universal studios here it's the florida one fears the one here it's like it's small florida one is

where it's at i've only been there once but i loved it but um what did The one here, it's small. Florida one is where it's at. I've only been there once, but I loved it. What did you like about it? It's just so big. It's like three lands in one. And I don't know. Just the vibes were cool. Like the two Harry Potter worlds were cool. They have the big train in Florida, right?

You take the Hogwarts Express to go back and forth. I'm not even a Harry Potter fan. And I was like, wow, this is cool. Me neither. I do love Harry Potter world. It's just always so crowded here in LA. Yeah. And it's small here.

Like there really is not much to ours. I definitely threw up after the broomstick ride when we went. I definitely like threw up right outside of it. It made me nauseous. Is that the one where you... It's like you're... Yeah, it's not crazy. You're just kind of swinging around.

You're just like looking. And it's all like the three, like the graphics and stuff. Yeah, it's a cool ride, but it made me nauseous. Yeah. I had a... What's it called? The frozen butterbeer before. And then when I was. Yeah, it's a cool ride, but made me nosh. Yeah. I had a, what's it called? The frozen butterbeer before. And then when I'm not, it was,

I was also nauseous. I didn't get sick, but I felt, I did feel it. We can go to a theme park together then if we both get sick on the same rides. But you do Six Flags.

I can't do Six Flags. I can't do like roller coasters. I haven't done Six Flags in a long time. The last time I went was like 2021. And I was like, I can't do it again again darian loves it but

i like i hurt my neck i hurt my back oh yeah no i never go to six flags because of that like i went once for a reality show and they made me go on a roller coaster and that's the only time i was on and it was six flags and it was the tatsu tatsu oh yeah i've never actually i have been on that one yeah it was kind of it was kind of giving traders when they were like flown up in the helicopter i had to get on that the thing and like look for these like colors. And I closed my eyes the entire time. I saw nothing. I was like, I don't know.

They do. I think it's a Netflix that does those interviews now where they do them on a roller coaster. Who? Who does it? I forget who. No, absolutely not. That's the worst. I can't do roller coasters.

That's actually like, I guess if I had a fear, I guess it's roller coasters. I just, like, I don't know. Yeah, no. No, I will never go on a roller coaster. Even Disneyland, I don't go on, like, Matterhorn. I go on, like, Small World Pirates. Like, I will never go on those fast ones. They're just scary.

I feel like, what's the most, like, intense roller coaster I've done? I don't know. Probably something Six Flags. I do the Incredible Coaster at California, what is it called? California Adventure. What's that? Is that the Incredibles? The Incredibles?

Yeah. But, like, the superhero family? Yeah. California what is it called California Adventure what's that is that the Incredibles the Incredibles coaster yeah but like the superhero family yeah I guess we want to be this year for Halloween because there will be three kids now

and I think we should be the Incredibles I have the wig oh you already have the wig you remember the Abby Lee Miller one yeah I think we'll be oh is that

yeah I see that I think we could be the Incredibles is it good is those movies good should I watch it they honestly are very cute

kind of like superheroes yeah it's cute I feel like the kids would like. Kind of like superheroes. Yeah, it's cute. I feel like the kids would like it. Wouldn't Malibu like it? It's just Disney Pixar. Is it? So the Incredible Coaster is that big one? Yeah.

It used to be like the California Screamin' or something. I think. Right? Yeah. And now it's just. I know. Now it's Incredibles theme. It's cute.

But it's fast. Oh. And it goes in the loop-de-loop. Oh, no. It goes in a loop-de-loop? Yeah. I never see that. No, absolutely not. I just have fear. Like, but it's fast. Oh. And it goes in the loop-de-loop. Oh, no. It goes in a loop-de-loop? Yes. I never see that. No, absolutely not.

I just have fear. Like, especially Six Flags, it's like all the kids are doing the opera. And no offense if you work at Six Flags. It's just like when you see, like, they're, like, 16-year-olds and they're responsible for my life, I'm like. No, no, no. And again, in reality, like, probably the probability of you dying on a roller coaster is not high.

Very slim, but still. I know. What were you saying to face the fear? Oh, planes yeah yeah right roller coasters you don't need to planes like okay you have to get to places okay but roller coasters are just it's one of those it's like jumping out of a plane like when people do that i'm like gotta face the fear it's like no you don't You really don't have to jump out of that plane. You would never do it? No, would you? No. Never.

Maybe for money. Like if I was on Amazing Race or something. I think they did have to do that on Amazing Race. I really don't think I could. I really think my heart would just like give out for being so scared. I'd be so scared because I'd be throwing my head. I'm trying to think. I honestly couldn't see myself doing it, but I feel like I would.

I don't know. Maybe I'd black out or something. Well, you have someone on your back, I think. That's true. You have someone just being in charge of you. I guess it depends. That's so scary. I also don't like that, having someone in charge of me.

They're like, this is it. They hate you. Yeah. They hate you. Like, I'm sticking you out. Oh, my God. You're a hater. Terrifying.

Oh, my God. That's so scary. No, I'm not a thrill seeker, but I think that's okay. I don't think I am either. I don't think we all need to be thrill seekers out here i'm trying to think if there's anything i would do i honestly think the craziest thing i've done is maybe just the whale watching but that was more it was for science that's kind of scary honestly i would be a little scared you're just on a boat those waves are crazy yeah the waves are intense i i can't do that. If I see a wave above me, I'm like, hell no.

I will never forget it. Because also we're in the middle of a feeding frenzy, too, of humpback whales. Just hungry whales. Hungry whales. Do they eat people? No, but they can sometimes eat the boats. I mean, the throats are... You want to know how big a whale's throat is?

The size of your knuckle. Oh, that's not that big. So they can't swallow you, but you can be stuck in the mouth. Oh, yeah. Someone was recently stuck in a mouth, right? Yes. Yeah, that's not that big. So they can't swallow you, but you can be stuck in the mouth. Oh, yeah. Someone was recently stuck in a mouth, right? Yes. Yeah, in Chile, I think. And what did they do? Just let him go? Yeah, he spit him out because he can't be swallowed,

but he was in the mouth. Maybe that's kind of good to know, I suppose. Yeah, that is the one. They can chew? They can chew you up? They don't. They have like bristles for teeth, so they just swallow. They swallow like Oh. Yeah. A whale's never eaten a person. they can't eat um no like you can't be it's not like jonah and the right jonah and the whale i don't know

is that the bible it's bible but no idea what happened i think he lived inside the stomach right yeah so you can't be swallowed by a whale so that is good no but the whale can hop on the boat you know when like the boat goes down that's's what I'm more afraid of. How much do they weigh? Tons, probably. What's a ton? How many pounds in a ton? A thousand, no? A thousand pounds? I think it's a thousand kilos. How much is a ton?

So it's like almost 2,500. 2,000 pounds is one ton. 2,000 pounds. That's not bad. How many tons is a whale? A humpback whale. 40 tons. Oh my goodness.

Whoa. Yeah, you're done. There's no human that's 2,000 pounds, right? What's the fattest human? Let's see. Probably 1,000 pounds. At Boogie to Peppo, they always have a picture of the fattest human there in the 1950 or something like that. He didn't look that fat, but... 1,400 pounds.

Who was it? Well, you don't have to say the name. We don't need to dox this person but is the person alive no probably not well probably no he died in 1983 i wonder if the movie the whale was based on he was 42 years old 1941 to 1983 wow to way that much back then Yeah Because they didn't have a lot of bad food back then There was fat people every era I'm pretty sure Every decade

That must have been a medical condition You're right yeah Yeah but there was always fat people Oh he was a taxi driver Damn Dirty taxi damn Even when I get a car sometimes it kind of wobbles. I can't imagine.

That is the worst when you feel that. I do it sometimes in the cars. They're kind of crazy. That's why I hated your little Porsche. You had a tiny one. And I wasn't even big back then. I was maybe like 190, and I was like, I couldn't get out. I was like, how the hell are you getting out of this car?

Just the car is so low. It's hard. For me, it's hard. But, you know, I kind of know how to do it. I can't even sit down in this thing. I do the SUVs. I feel a little sturdier. Yeah, and you feel tiny in them.

Oh, love tiny car. I wonder what Brendan Fraser, because my sister says she loved The Whale last time she was here. I wonder what he sat in. Did he sit in a recliner? Did you watch it? Have you ever watched a movie? I haven't. I just didn't.

Did he sit on the couch? I thought Kelly said she only saw the end where he got. Did she watch the whole thing? I think last time she was here, two weeks ago, she watched the whole thing. Oh, she watched the whole thing. Did you watch it? I don didn't. Is he on the couch? I thought Kelly said she only saw the end where he got. Did she watch the whole thing? I think last time she was here, two weeks ago, she watched the whole thing. Oh, she watched the whole thing. I think. Or no. Did you watch it?

I don't know. You could be right. I don't remember if she said she only watched the end or she watched the whole thing. Oh, I think she said she loved it. And I was like, oh, that's why. Oh, maybe she didn't. Who knows? It just doesn't.

I guess. I don't know. Maybe she. I couldn't imagine her watching it. She said it was sad. She kind of gave it a breakdown. She kind of was like. She was kind of giving me the story like they were friends.

And then they didn't see each other. And then they came back back and he was dead. Oh, so maybe she did. Okay. Wow. Whale stamp. I had never saw anyone. I've never met anyone who like saw the whale.

You never watch it? No. And it's called The Whale. I feel like. I would have watched it if it was about whales, but not like someone the size of a whale. I wonder why. Do you think they called it The Whale just because he was fat? I think so.

And there was no other correlation. I don't think. I mean, Kylie would know, right? I know. I didn't ask her. Like, did someone call him a whale in the movie? Like, why was he the whale just because he was fat i think so there was no other correlation i don't think i mean callie would know right i know i didn't ask her like did someone call him a whale in the movie like why was he the whale yeah i guess he's just large and did he actually get that big or was prosthetics it was prosthetics yeah i remember there was um they did a time lapse of him doing the makeup for it um let's just cast someone big no don't you think yeah i mean i'm sure there's people 600 pounds that want to act skinny Skinny people are whales and ogres. What the hell?

That is so true. Taking away from us fat people out here that are trying to act too. That is so true. Why would you not cast a fat actor? That's crazy. We'll investigate more. Call Hollywood up. Call Hollywood up.

Call Hollywood. Although I was casted in something Hollywood. And I was like, you know what? I love this Hollywood casting. And I wasn't even supposed to be a fatty on the show. I was just a person and I loved it. I was. And they treated me like a person.

They treated me like a person. They didn't make you eat or anything? No. And can I tell you, Moses just left, but he knows. I've been in situations recently where people are like, oh, can she do this while eating? And I was like, what the fuck? I'm like, I get that I eat on TikTok, but this is like, it was something else and I had nothing to do with food and they wanted me to eat. And I'm like, that's weird.

But yeah, they were very they did. And it was the first time too. I was like, I'm always like a fatty on some set or whatever. And they were like, no, I got to be sexy and I got to be a person and no one looked at me any type of way. I was like, wow, Hollywood is

progressing. Did they have good food in your trailer? They had too good of food. It was salmon and like, you know, healthy sandwiches. That's kind of good. They didn't say like, oh, she's a big girl. Let's give her burgers or something. No, there was actually lack of food. Maybe it was that.

I would have loved though. I would have loved a pizza. And it was on like a lot. So I couldn't post me either. It was very like, you know, locked down. But no, I took a picture of the food and it was, I ended up getting like cupcakes and Snickers and stuff because I couldn't eat the grilled salmon. That is so funny. You should have gone to the cafeteria.

Is there one? Yeah. Oh, how do you know this? I've been on that lot before. There's a cafeteria? Well, on every lot there's a cafeteria i'm scared to walk around i always see i'm getting in trouble i stay in my trailer until they call me because i'm like i don't want to get in trouble honestly even me and i work on a lot i'm like scared to like walk around because i guess i technically could like i have a badge but like i don't know where i'm supposed to be and not be me walking

to the big brother house on accident that something. That'd be so cool. Have you ever seen Julie Chen? Yeah. I've seen – our lot doesn't have anyone, like, huge, though. Like, Boy Meets World used to film on our lot. That's crazy. The Addams Family used to film on our lot. When was the Addams Family?

In the 80s, I guess. Oh, a long time ago. I thought it was, like, a new one. No. Okay. Like, they have, like – in the entrance, when you walk, they have, like, little concrete tiles that says, like, in the entrance when you walk they have like little concrete tiles that says like all the things that film there and there are iconic things but now nothing like what films are now the new dexter reboot films there oh sarah michelle geller's in that

i guess she's fierce i haven't seen her though um big brother it's a small lot right yeah yeah a few yeah it's iconic i want to i just want to film it a lot all the time you should have a little like uh what do they call it like a little cabana yeah i had some meetings at those bungalows a couple times in the past year i was like this is so fun i want to i want to just live there i love being on especially universe a lot yeah that one is where it's going to be yeah gotta get our podcast there because that is funny anytime you want to like do a little tiktok and make it look like you're in New York, you just go to New York Street.

Yes. That's so fun. That's why I paid $300,000 to do a music video there. Oh, yeah. Because I'm like, I'm going to go all. And then you get to see the tram. You get to wave to the tram and be like, hi. I can't believe you paid that much.

That did remind me. I know. There was an auction for a $90,000 Cheeto that was shaped. It was a Flamin' Hot Cheeto that was shaped like Charizard from Pokemon. Oh. Gonads. I thought it was a penis one. Not that one?

I guess maybe it could have... The one that just went to auction? Yeah. I guess maybe if you don't know Pokemon, it kind of looks like a penis, I guess. But it was supposed to be like Charizard from Pokemon and they called it Cheeto-zard. That's cute.

I like it. And it sold for $90,000. $90,000. Yeah. How does it even get travel? How do you even ship a Cheeto? That's a good point. I think they put it in a little,

they made it look like a little Pokemon card, I guess. But, I guess I would drive it for that much. Yeah, honestly. Yeah.

Because if you ship it, the Cheeto could break, right? Oh, man. That'd be crazy yeah um but i guess i did at least my discussion was the craziest amount of money you spend on something stupid but honestly i don't think the music videos were stupid though it's art they're paying off now i'm before i'm thinking my thing but we're cooping some we're cooping a little bit definitely music videos definitely. Definitely the rainbow Birkin.

I'm not just saying that. That was really stupid. Actually, there was a Birkin I paid more. It was a pink crocodile. What I think I talked about it before. It was $68,000. Did you sell that one? Or you sold it?

I sold it. And it sold for, well, I sold it through a company. And we got like, it sold for like $90,000. But then the person that helped me like resell it was the person that I bought it from. And they're like, okay, well, I take commission. They're like, you get $68,000 of it. I'm like, so what I paid you basically. So it was the person that i bought it from and they're like okay well i take commission they're like you get 68 000 of it i'm like so what i paid you basically so it was kind of a little scam birkins are the scam of the century for sure my rainbow birkin just it's just so stupid i don't know even if i'm a billionaire i just don't know if i love a

birkin i was literally i'll never forget me thinking it was the prop because it is like small too i was like small i just would have assumed it was like bigger. And bedazzled. It's very cheap. People make them and bring them to the shows like their own version and they look better than that one. It's cheap and ugly and that's it. Probably that.

How about you? You're not a spender. Not really. Like I buy trinkets though for like things I collect. But like. Nothing. But like biggest splurge. Biggest amount you spent.

First would be my mattress probably. That was kind of expensive. But it's like a mattress. Yeah. What like biggest splurge, biggest amount you spent? First would be my mattress probably. That was kind of expensive. But it's like a mattress. Yeah. How much was the mattress? $2,000. From Macy's? Tempur-Pedic.

Yeah. I guess that's like a reasonable thing to buy because you need it. Yeah. Every day. That's it? That really is the biggest splurge. Like anything I collect is like $100 like max. Fish tank.

I guess yeah. My fish tank that was like $200. Oh. What? Why do I think you have like this massive fish tank up there? No, it really is not that big. How big? Let me see. It's long, but it's only 20 gallons.

So it's probably like this long. That's pretty long. That's pretty big. And 20 gallons? Yeah. 200 bucks is a pretty good deal. Yeah. Taylor Swift tickets. Oh, you're right. That is a splurge that was 700 for the ticket and you just bought one or two

i bought two but then the rest were free so at least there's that do you buy do you buy merch when you go to the show yeah do you stand in line the girl this the girls know the blue era story crew neck that was the one you had again you could only get it at the show because she didn't sell it online so i waited in line for that did you get one yeah i got three because i was like just in case you're gonna pot you like no up the value be like selling them for six hundred dollars do you ever seen you where i don't think have you i don't think here i've went around town because it's like a nice critic and it just has like heiress tour so it's a little bit more like low-key yeah um so yeah i'm very like i am kind of capitalist he's like anytime a girly like chapel released like all these different single or versions of the giver her new single like she released like five different vinyls i bought every single one

because i'm a collector of the things i like stan like a taylor chapel olivia yeah i will stand damn when was that she's released them over the past couple weeks i think she has like four different versions but they're only 20 bucks so it's like yeah yeah it's like that yeah it does add up all those little things i used to be a little knickknack collector i used to be that same way because like a little kitty and everything i'm like oh it's only like 30 40 bucks it does add up yeah it does become a crazy collection yeah even like labub Labubus. I really like Labubus. Yeah. But you know how much the big ones are? No.

$400 for the ones that are like this big. Because Darian was out and he saw one and he took a picture. He was like, oh, get that for me. And he said, oh, it's $400. I was like, okay, maybe not. You didn't get it? No. That Labubu. It was cute though. For his birthday? Well, I want the Labubu. He doesn't collect things. But the big one,

where do you even go with the big one? You just carry it around, I guess. Really? I think of the ones that go on, like, a purse charm or something. I do, yeah. I have the one that we got from, yeah. Where did we get those from? A fan?

Yeah, from the Trishmas. Oh, yeah, that was so sweet. The little booboos, those were so cute. Blinged Up does Blinged Up LeBoubou. Oh! That's fierce. I know, I think those are, like, $400. I really want one, though.

Those are fierce. I bet you Remy Ashton, Mr. Remy Ashton has a ton of those. I think she owns La Boo Boo because she's been talking about La Boo Boos everywhere. Isn't she why you like her? Yeah, literally. I saw her talk about it. The Poppy Lush Market.

I always, yeah. Whatever she does, I'm there. Remy, you are worth $45,000 for an Instagram story. She's the influencer. It works. She influences me. She has sponsored by Domino's. I was like like that's crazy

what on her TikTok she's like me and Cal are having a date night in and we're gonna we're gonna eat Domino's and I was like thank you Domino's

for sponsoring I was like gagged wow she really is getting everything she is the the influencer

it must be nice to be able to just get all Domino's like you're just eating pizza you don't have to do a coat or anything? You're just like, eat some Dominoes.

I've been giving them free promo for years. Damn it. But that's if you want Dominoes too. Damn, it did work. Ooh, Dominoes sounds so good. We can order Dominoes. Do you have any new items out? Remy would know.

What does she eat? She was getting the viral one that was like the white cheese. You remember the one I did? Oh, you had that one. Yeah, like no sauce, but like extra cheese and the viral one that was like the white cheese. You remember the one I did? Oh, you had that one. Yeah. Like no sauce but like extra cheese and oil. And that was so good.

It made me so sick. But it was delicious. It was so oily and cheesy. It was the craziest. Actually, I could probably eat that again. That was probably pretty good. I love that she's getting like the Poke Bowls sponsorships and then also Domino. I guess she can really do it all.

She really does do it all. She's just the perfect – she's kind of a perfect influencer because she's just wholesome and sweet and relatable. But not too relatable. Because obviously making $45,000 on an Instagram story. Crazy though. But look at her. I can't wait to see her wedding. She's getting married I think this year.

Are you invited? No. I would like to be. I would like. Could you imagine going to probably the Zayn and Heath connection of it all yeah that would be a that would be a good

podcast title at least I went to Rami Ashton's wedding maybe I crashed Rami Ashton I'm not gonna crash I remember when we were getting married I was like we're gonna crash it I'm like

and that's gonna give you like a weird fear when people say that you're like oh my god please don't you know I guess people wedding crash in general they probably find out

where you're gonna be and don't do it don't go it's hard enough to even get me to come to wedding let alone like

crash it I'm like girl I never understood that movie yeah like why did they do that like why did like Vince Vaughn

I never saw it but maybe to drink really do they just want to drink I guess they were trying to pick up girls oh because girls were vulnerable

so that's where they would pick up girls and then they ended up falling in love with the girls. Did you ever see, with Anna Kendrick, Mike and something, what, it was Zac Efron, Anna Kendrick. Yes. Aubrey Plaza. Oh, oh. And Adam Devine. Yes, love this movie.

What is that movie called? Mike and something need wedding dates? I did see that with my mom. I did see this movie. Gosh, I really don't remember it. Mike and Dave, new wedding dates. Yeah. Was it good?

I can't remember. I remember liking it. I love Aubrey Plaza. 2016. So, yeah, this is peak Anna Kendrick as well. Peak Zac Efron. Peak Zac Efron. Adam Levine was in it.

Wasn't he in Neighbors with him, too? Weren't they, like, in those movies together? No, he was in Pitch Perfect. Adam Levine. Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes. Yeah. Modern Family he was on. Yes.

He's so good in that. I like him. We're just talking about him on that level too he just looks like that little innocent face he has those faces that just is like oh just cute and to circle it back to the beginning of the podcast i remember when the adam levine drama happened everyone thought that's what i said i was like i remember when caller daddy was teasing adam devine by being Adam Levine. Like, so why did she, and then the song was like, she will be loved.

He was like, Adam Devine. I was like, that's so weird. Why did he agree to that promo? I'd be like, what the? I guess he's a little comedian too.

So it kind of makes sense. Oh my God. That is the craziest. Why are their names so similar? I know. I'd change it. If you're, if it's that close to Adam Levine.

I guess it probably was good for a while when Adam Levine was popular. I guess Maroon 5 stands, but then like, yeah. When was he – again, if anyone ever thought Maroon 5 was cool, like what? I think when he started The Voice, he was popular. No, no one ever wants him as the coach. We watched all the old seasons recently and like no one ever wants Adam Levine as the coach ever. I wouldn't either. I'd be like, no, thank you. Everyone alwaysina or gwen or literally anyone but him reba blake

if you want blake shelton over adam levine you know something is like you're giving the ick for sure um that does remind me though the um i guess this is kind of the biggest tea i guess is the anna kendrick the south by southwest for me with her and blake lively i thought you were done talking about like i going to bring this up and you were like, I'm over talking about Blake Lively. Oh, well, I love Anna Kendrick, so I feel like I love that cup song. Do it.

I need a cup, but... I got my ticket for the long way round. Two bottle whiskeys all the way. And I sure would like some sweet... Okay, ready? Hold on. Take it, part two. Thank you. I was so into this. Okay, ready? Hold on. Okay, take it. Part two. Thank you. I was so into this. Okay, ready? Let me see if I can remember. Okay.

Wait, that's kind of it. That's kind of it. Shoot, I'm forgetting it. That was so good! If I saw one tutorial, I think I could get it back because I kind of know. Practice it. You need to practice it for next time. Kind of that. There was like a snap in there somewhere too. Oh. That sounds very fast.

Did you ever do it? I used to do it all the time. My sister did it really good. Actually, Jimmy, you should insert Callie's version and my version. I feel like I probably did mine. Because Mine was so bad. I got my ticket for the long way round. Two bottle whiskeys all the way. And I sure would like some sweet company. Cause I'm leaving tomorrow, what do you say?

When I'm gone. When I'm leaving tomorrow, what do you say? When I'm gone, when I'm gone You're gonna miss me when I'm gone You're gonna miss me by my hair You're gonna miss me everywhere I go You're gonna miss me when I'm gone I bought my ticket for the long way round Two bottle whiskey for the way And I sure would like some sweet company.

And I'm leaving tomorrow, what do you say? When I'm gone. When I'm gone. You're gonna miss me when I'm gone. And my sister did it after me, and everyone's like, wait, she's way better than her sister. And I think after that, I was like, Callie, never post again. I think anything. She danced one time with me and Cedric, and everyone's like, she's so much better than her sister. Never I think after that, I was like, Callie, never post again. I think anything. She danced one time

with me and Cedric and everyone's like, she's so much better than Trisha. Never come into a dance class again. I was. Poor Callie.

Poor Callie. She really excelled in everything and I really did bring her down. I'm so sorry, Callie. But it's even like

when she was here and she's called Ariana Pitchy, I was like, that's the craziest take. And then every time I was like, I agree with Callie.

Oh my God, what is happening in the world? Just Callie. I was like, that's the craziest take. And then every time I was like, I agree with Callie. Oh my God. What is happening in the world? But she just Callie, she was actually slay, but she slayed the cup song. She was so cute doing it. And I was like, damn,

she said, and I didn't, you know me, I'm just not my, what is it? Rhythm? My rhythm is not there. And I was so off,

but I loved it. So, okay. Yes. Anna Kendrick, Blake Lively. Another symbol favorite by southwest shout out my friend hayley was the one that filmed that one tiktok was like anna what's it like to be back with blake

oh and she went oh you know anna what does it mean to be working with blake again period oh i was like wait what i'm very confused about it because i didn't really believe any of the feud rumors but then i don't know others then anna kendrick did do another interview with variety and then she got asked what it's like making this movie with everything going on right now and she was like what do you mean what happened i was on ayahuasca the past year so i have no idea so then she didn't really give in to anything was she in ayahuasca i think she just made that up to get out of talking about i love love that you like literally are like I was on heroin for the last year.

I have no idea what's happening. Just like make up you on drugs or something. That's crazy. I would love it. I'd also use that excuse. That is a good excuse sometimes and because I was on, I definitely did meth for a few months but I did use all of 2019 as my meth year. You know what I mean? So if it was in 2019, I could just be like I was on meth. Even though it was only maybe a month

here or there, you can use it. Ayahuasca is very different. Huh? Oh is it? I don't know. I thought it was in 2019, I could just be like, I was on meth. Even though it was only maybe a month here or there, you can use it. Ayahuasca is very different. Huh? Oh, is it? I don't know. I thought it was like a drug. It is a drug. But people do it like spiritually, right?

It's like she's saying I was meditating. With a drug? No, but I'm saying like it's something that people do to go and find themselves and find peace. So in a way, she's saying like I was so far away from the drama. I was like doing ayahuasca and out there talking to- I feel like you're judging people who do meth because also maybe that's why people do meth. You don't know.

That's not a little judgy. So people can meditate on my ayahuasca, but they can't meditate on meth? I'm just saying she wasn't like on drugs. She was, her, what she was trying to convey, no, no, what she was trying to convey is that she was so out there peaceful in nature that she was not into the drama at all. That's what I'm saying.

But you could be on meth and super into drama. Like into conspiracy. Me in 2019. Talk to you, Thomas. So for her to even say that was like to be really extreme. She was like, I was so not into this this year that I was. Okay. Thank you for the explanation. was like to be really extreme she was like i was so not into this this year that i was okay thank you for the explanation moses chiming and he's doing something on his computer just

chimed in for that okay i'm sending i'm sending jimmy that's what i said earlier today i didn't know the date did you know today was the 10th okay oh my god that was funny wednesday got it okay she doesn't know i was because she's away from the drama do you think that's real um i don't know i'm like very on the like i couldn't tell the oh you know let me think oh she hates her but then like that made me think oh she's not talking about her and then they were inside together like talking and making jokes like like when they were presenting another simple favor too so i don't know but the body language inside an Anna Kendrick was not into it. But then there was clips of her, like, they were whispering to each other and giggling also inside.

She's probably like, you stupid. Oh my God. Yeah, I could. Yeah, okay. But you know what? I think you have to do that. You have to be like that. Because even if I'm next to, like, Shane, I'm going to be probably giggling.

You know what I mean? Although if I was next to David, I would not be giggling. So that is true. Hmm. I guess they're probably fine with each other. Maybe. Remember when I was pissed that Blake Lively took her coat off for the red carpet? And everyone was like, what a narcissist. I saw that.

I was like, okay, y'all are getting too much. I get if we don't like the girl. Sure. I'm not going to be a martyr for Blake Lively by any means. I feel like you've been a martyr for Blake Lively. That's true. You really were going strong for her. Which is not bad.

But taking the coat off, I'm like, okay, y'all are really reaching. That one I was like, oh my God, people are so funny. Like what a narcissist move to do an outfit change on the red carpet. I was like, oh my God, people are crazy. And the director. They've lost the plot. Paul Feig did say like there was the same YouTuber that like did that tweet about like that she's a narcissist because she took her coat off.

Said that she had reports that they were fighting before the premiere. And then Paul Feig quote retweetedweeted and said, this did not happen. So. How does he know? Was he there? Yeah, he's the director. But like, they could have fought off camera, like away from him. She posted a photo.

It was like a group photo of Paul Feig with Anna. Oh, oh. I was like, that did not happen in that photo. Yeah, I mean, they seem fine. I think they hated each other. It'll be weird to see if they do more. I honestly am surprised they even did this. I was like. that did not happen in that photo. Yeah, I mean, they seem fine. I think they hated each other. It'll be weird to see if they do more. I honestly am surprised they even did this. I was like.

They probably had to. It would be interesting, though, if there's, like, a premiere and they never take photos together, you know? Oh, like, it ends with us all over again. Anna Kendrick's in the basement. Stop. Then there might be something dubious happening. Moses still loves to compare us. You said something else. There was another Justin Baldoni, Blake Lively reference

this past weekend. I was like, what? What was the reference? Do you remember? Was it on the weekend? It was something you said and I was like, why do you keep comparing us to Justin Baldoni and Blake Lively? There was something and I was like, that's wild. He loves to bring it up. It wasn't us.

I thought it was something and I was like, alright. It's No, it wasn't us. He loves to bring it up. It wasn't us. It wasn't us. Okay, I thought it was something, and I was like, all right. It's like the second time he compared the two. I was like, wow, that's crazy. Will you watch another Simple Favor? No. I don't plan on it. You won't be curious? I, not to be, no.

I don't want to say I don't like any of them, but I just, you know, I haven't been a fan of any of them. You know what I mean? Like, I don't like, I don't really watch any of their movies. I think I've only seen Pitch Perfect with Anna Kendrick. Wait, and you saw Mike and Dave need wedding dates. Right. I forgot about that.

She. And you saw Twilight. She's in that movie. Who's she? She's Bella's friend. Okay. Well, does she have a name? No.

She does have a name. I forgot her name. What is, okay. Well, look. No, I won't say no. I think if there's drama, like, on the red carpet, like there was for It Ends With Us, I'd probably watch it. Because I'll be like, let me see what happens.

And it's all prime. You don't have to leave anywhere. Just put it on TV. Okay. Maybe you're convincing me. Are you watching it? Yeah. I like the first one.

I like the first. I like those kind of, it's kind of like Gone Girl-esque. Oh. Yeah. Wait, what? Someone fakes their kidnapping? Yeah, it's like a psychological comedy thriller kind of thing. Oh. And like Blake Lively's character ironically is the villain.

Or ironically. Yeah. Depending on how you look at it. So I remember like in the first one, I remember seeing it in the movie theaters. I mean, I saw it once. I was one and done. It's not like my Nora, you know. Right, right, right.

It's not like your. Yeah. So I'll probably see the second one. But it was also so long ago. It comes out in April. So in a couple weeks. Oh, God. We're in March already.

That's crazy. That's crazy. It's going by so fast. Yeah. Probably won't watch it. I guess that's the internal misogyny. Sometimes it's like two female leads. It's a lot.

I need to at least have one male lead in there, you know. Henry Golding is the male lead. Who? Henry Golding. I think he was in Crazy Rich Asians. Henry Golding is the male lead. Who? Henry Golding. I think he was in Crazy Rich Asians. Henry Golding. He was in that movie with Daenerys Targaryen,

like that one Christmas movie where she was a ghost. Love it. Well, Last Christmas? Last Christmas. Yes. And he gave her his heart.

It was so good. He was so good. He slays. I would watch it for him. Yeah, he's the male lead in it. Sold. There you go. Love him. I always thought about that movie and I thought he's so cute. He slays. I would watch it for him. Yeah, he's the male lead in it. Sold. There you go.

Love him. I always thought about that movie, and I thought, he's so cute. Like, why is he in it? He is very handsome. He's in Crazy Rich Asians? Yeah. God, Moses has been begging me to watch that movie for years. I need to watch it. I feel like you would love Crazy Rich Asians.

Really? Okay, sold. Michelle Yeoh's in it, too? Yeah. Sold, sold, sold, watching it. I'm actually surprised you haven't seen it. I think it's just, like, one of those posters that, like, it looks like something I maybe don't know what it's about, and I'm just like, I don't really understand this, but everyone has. My sister told me Moses has been, like, begging haven't seen it. I think it's just like one of those posters that like it looks like something I maybe don't know what it's about.

And I'm just like, I don't really understand this. But everyone has. My sister told me Moses has been like begging me to watch it. OK, so I really. Yeah, I again, I only saw it in theaters when it came out. But I feel like if I watch it now, I would still like it. John M. Chu, the director. Oh, yeah.

Sold. Oh, is that why you think Michelle Yeoh was cast in Wicked? Yeah, I think he knew her and they begged because remember she didn't sing it was like i just need you to do this love that love that so much i'm watching it there you go watching it anora crazy rich asians and white lotus is all your to watch list kind of pregnant with amy schumer oh you still haven't seen that no but i feel like i'm pregnant i should watch it okay that's why i always want to watch it's like a pregnant movie out i was like okay when i was first my first baby i remember i was watching like all of them like the one with lizzie lohan which printed to be pregnant i watched that

one did you watch what to expect when you're expecting no what is that it's one of those ones you know like valentine's day where it's a bunch of people and i didn't know they did one about pregnancy yeah what you're expecting i forget, again, seeing that in theater, but. Really? I love that you went to go watch that. That sounds like something you would. You couldn't keep me out of a movie theater back in the day. Yeah, damn, really.

You really saw everything. Who was in it? Cameron Diaz? Oh, yeah. Cameron Diaz was in it. What? Jennifer Lopez, Elizabeth Banks. What?

Brooklyn Decker. Watching it. Brooklyn Decker. The Sports Illustrated girl? Yeah. What? This is kind of recent. Anna Kendrick's in that, too. What it. Brooklyn Decker. The Sports Illustrated girl? Yeah. What? This is kind of recent. Anna Kendrick's in that too.

Of course she is. Oh my God. And Chase Crawford. Okay. Watching it. I do love a pregnant movie when you're pregnant. It is kind of fun to watch. I'm going through that too.

Okay. I'm going to watch it. You convinced me on that one too. Came out in 2012. Wow. That was a long time ago. Wow. A long time ago, but also feels like yesterday.

Yeah. You do have a lot to watch. I guess it's good when you're on the plane. You can be... Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I usually watch the ones that are like on the plane, like in the seats. Oh, yeah, that is easier. But I should probably download some and watch it. All right, I'll watch all of them. I do get caught up on my movies. Joker 2. Watched it. It was so good.

On the plane or did you download it? No, I did download that one. That'd be cool if it was on the plane. I'd watch it again. That'd be awesome. But like the Don't Blink was on the it. It was so good. Was that on the plane or did you download it? No, I did download that one, yeah. That'd be cool if it was on the plane. I'd watch it again. That'd be awesome. But like the Don't Blink was on the plane. That was like on the thing. The Milli Milli. Would that finally, would Joker 2 make you finally do a Harley Quinn cosplay or no?

Like the Gaga version? The Gaga version only. With the blazer? Yeah. She was everything. I'm going to do a cosplay of that for sure. I'm just going to sing and dance. I'm going to do a recreation of the music.

Like I love it. Oh, yeah. You can go down your staircase. Oh, I don't know if that made – did that make the movie? Yeah. When she went down the stairs singing? Yes, yes, yes. Oh, okay.

I can do it here. Yeah. Yeah. I'm down. I love it. Where is it actually? It's in LA, huh? Yeah.

I could actually just go do a music video down there. You know me. I'm on tour now. The budget's going to my music videos. So actually, hmm. I'll make a – I guess maybe for gay, I could do a Joker 2 version. Maybe not. It doesn't really fit the vibe, right?

I'm just trying to feel like where I can put it in. I'm actually, I love that this is my final hot topic. But the fact that you haven't made your own TikTok dance to gay is actually shocking. That I have not? Yeah. I mean, I'm not really a TikTok dancer. Everyone makes their own TikTok dance these days. Chapel just did it.

She did? What's her dance? For the Giver. Her and Misha made their- How's it go? I forget. It's a lot of like, it's like, you know, a little country western. They do a lot of this.

They do a lot of TikTok dance. Yeah. Who else just did what? Oh, Sabrina Carpenter just made her own for Busy Woman. It kind of gives King Tuck. She goes, busy woman all the time. You can do that one easy. I don't know if I love that one, but you do love it. So anyway, you need one for gay.

Okay, I'll call the Cat's Eye Choreographer because I did meet him. Oh, yeah, and he's good at viral dances. He did the Cat's Eye Dance, so I'm going to hit him up. I think I have his phone number, actually. Oh, yes, we need. That would be so cool. Okay, I will for gay. We're all a little gay. Okay. We're all a little gay. Ole. all a little gay ole and then was it

speed walking yeah there's so much potential yeah yeah okay yeah me your marketing i'm gonna be your marketing that's pretty good well you do love a tiktok dance you always do i've seen it for a tiktok dance you didn't eat the cat's eye one which is why we never did one again i'm like absolutely so good at this dance all right right. Well, go to his TikTok. That took me so much practicing, though. I know. When I met them, I really did want to do it with them. I was like, I didn't even do it good the first time. Let me not embarrass myself.

But that would have been fun. Also, you never want to ask that person, be like, do you want to do a dance with me? I don't know. I haven't seen Chapel. I'd love to see hers. Yeah. She just – I mean, it was only a couple days ago. I think she did it from Fashion Week.

Wow. You see things quick. Yeah. I am on that Chapel FYP page because I think she might have even fashion week she created quick yeah i am on that chapel fyp page because i think she might have even she posts and deletes a lot i love that you said fyp page because i say that too oh my god yeah i say it too like it's just fyp or for you page i was like yeah that's so funny hashtag hashtag fyp that's so I'm a Sussex. You still call me by that name. I love it.

It's so hard. Especially when you're like probably not that close with. I love that. Like just. Mindy just being there like. I do love Mindy Kaling. She was kind of like. What do you say to that really?

Oh, okay. Bow down, Duchess. You're right. I'm so sorry. I'm but a peasant. That's what I would do. I'm like, you're absolutely right. Duchess. Love it. All right'm so sorry. I'm but a peasant. That's what I would do. I'm like, you're absolutely right. Duchess, love it.

All right. Well, Meghan Markle, I love you. Please come on the podcast. I would love it. Oh my God, we love Meghan Markle here. Love Meghan Markle. I love you so much. You're a queen.

You're a Duchess. I'm going to call people that. You guys see her every time. I know. You ate. Oh my God. Have we gone over two and a half hours? Yes. Did we even talk about anything? Damn it. Oh my. Did you say God. Have we gone over two and a half hours? Yes.

Did we even talk about anything? Damn it. Oh, my. Did you say damn it? We'll be damn it. Yeah. We really. We made just baby names for us two hours.

That is true. Keep submitting it. Damn. Why did I say damn it? That's my new thing. Damn it, hella. Go now. Go now.

Darn it. Darn it. I know. That's weird. Yeah. My mouth is a potty mouth lately alright you guys

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