Just Trish - Trisha Gives BIRTH to Baby Elvis!

Episode Date: June 4, 2024

Elvis has left the womb and entered the building. Trisha has officially given birth to baby girl no. 2! How has the arrival of her second daughter changed her perspective on life, motherhood, and Hot ...Topics? Plus, who was secretly leaking her baby announcement?  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Hey guys, welcome back to the Just Trish Podcast. We do have a baby now. Woohoo! Elvis is in the building. Elvis is in the building. Elvis is in the building, back in the building. And I do have to give a shout-out to Liquid Death real quick.
Starting point is 00:00:33 I mean, it's our sponsor, so shout-out Liquid Death. Go to liquiddeath.com slash Trish to check out the local retailers. At least it's for water. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's hydration. Yes, we love Liquid Death. Cheers to baby Elvis. The local retailers. At least it's for water. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's hydration.
Starting point is 00:00:45 Yes. We love Liquid Death. Cheers to Baby Elvin. We had this planned already that it was already supposed to be this day, so it just happens to be on our announcement. Not the baby Liquid Death. Liquid Death. Right, right. Liquid Death was scheduled for a couple months.
Starting point is 00:00:59 Oh, yeah, right. It wasn't. We have Elvis. We have full Elvis in the building. We love this. We were supposed Elvis in the building. We love this. We were supposed to wear these home from the hospital. But then we didn't want Malibu to feel bad. So we're like, okay, because we're going to see Malibu.
Starting point is 00:01:12 Anyways, we have a whole story to go with it. But Elvis is in the building. She's here safely and happy. And she's just the best baby. And we'll do a little story time here for our Father's Day episode. We'll do a little bit more. We'll do hot topics. We're getting back into sewing, I think.
Starting point is 00:01:27 I know. Oscar's back after three weeks. I know. I'm like, oh, my God. Are we a little rusty? We're a little rusty. Oh, my God. I know.
Starting point is 00:01:33 I'm like, I don't know. I'm a mom now. I was like, OK. So I just had a baby. I'm like, I'm going to talk about the Try Guys. They're streaming. And they lost Eugene. You know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:01:41 Is it that important to talk about? Nothing's really important once you had a baby. You're just kind of like, oh, oh nothing really matters but I feel like that's kind of the key of it all yeah maybe that makes it even more fun because it's like do we really care about Jake Paul fighting Logan Paul like I'm not really like you have a baby yeah exactly nothing literally nothing matters except for Bridgerton and Niall on The Voice we've been watching and um West Side Story with Riff, Mike Feist. That's been our baby.
Starting point is 00:02:07 Our maternity leave. We have so much good stuff to catch up on. Also, go to our Patreon. Patreon.com slash JustTrish. You guys, we have our headshots, which you have to sign up by June 10th. This is the last of the baby stuff. So we have a pregnancy shot. It's not really a headshot. It's like a full
Starting point is 00:02:24 body shot. So you get this if you're in the headshot tier or the producer tier. This will be shipping out on June 15th. You have to sign up by June 10th to get it. And it's actually our busiest month ever, thanks to Drama Get In, which we should talk about that too. We have so much to talk about. Okay. So for the headshot and producer tier, they both get a Trish emoji pregnancy sticker. These are new Trish emojis made by Lou Weizzle, who also did a new intro, but it's not ready yet, but it's really cool. There's the stickers you get, and then if you're in the producer tier, you get a handwritten note from
Starting point is 00:02:52 me to you, plus a maternity pearly, I don't know, postcard? Oh, wow. Wait. Yeah, it's kind of shimmery. It's giving mother, like your shirt, it's giving mother. Yeah, the proud mother. I love that you wore the theme. Love it's so cute so go to our patreon.com such as trish we also did a crazy round two of dramageddon which was crazy we didn't talk about it because you weren't here for the next topics
Starting point is 00:03:16 it was also two hours long like it's crazy like feature film feature film we didn't it didn't even feel like it i can't wait for part three it was so wild i was like telling most about after like that actually i know this is like so old tea but it's just like so crazy to be like wow james charles coming with the receipts and then like everyone else being like absolutely insane like it was insane when he went through and not to like again victimize james charles but he definitely was a victim in this like he got like through the ringer and then he had those receipts people like accusing him of like trying to go for straight guys which they weren't which it's like so many crazy things and all these by grown adults and he was 18 i felt bad for him it's the one time i feel bad for james charles you know and again i
Starting point is 00:03:53 think it's like a villain origin story for him totally yeah james charles dickinson he snapped he snapped it was in may 2019 james Charles Dickinson snapped. Five years ago. Crazy. And history was made. History was made. And also, we have to get into it. We'll get into it on the Patreon when we react to it. But I forgot that you involved yourself in Part John McGann in 2, Part 3.
Starting point is 00:04:18 John McGann in 2, Part 3. I did? Yes. I totally forgot about this, too. What did I say? You posted a video. Tati, dumb as hell no i didn't and it was actually kind of iconic i forgot about it i completely forgot about it
Starting point is 00:04:32 i don't remember it i went back and watched it and you're gonna die when you react to it because it's like it's all pretty much the same points that you made like now you just now you you the way you uh speak your mind it's just a little bit more eloquent. Was it the same? Did I really? I saw it in it. Thematically it was the same. Like your point still stood.
Starting point is 00:04:51 Like you felt the same about it. I think the way you verbalize yourself now is a little bit – Oh my god. Was that 2020 that I did it or 2019? 2020, yes. Damn. Yeah. I was going off on 2020.
Starting point is 00:05:00 It's summer 2020, right? Summer 2020. Summer 2020 was so wild. Moses can attest to this because actually like we knew each other but we weren't talking but I still think he was like like baby reindeer-ing me a little. He was still kind of stalking what I was doing because he would keep up with everything. Like if I was inserting myself into like drama with people.
Starting point is 00:05:14 So I think he kind of knew. Remember summer 2020? Because I was like, because I think that was like the downfall of Shane but I was like defending Shane. Like, you know. You were waffling a little bit. Me and Gabby. Like I remember just going like crazy for no reason. I don't know. Like, I don't know. I was – 2020 was crazy, but that was crazy for all of us. We were all isolated.
Starting point is 00:05:29 You know what I mean? The world was a little crazy. Yeah. I really want to see my Tati video because I literally don't even remember ever talking about her ever. I know. I was losing my mind in summer 2020. I was losing my mind.
Starting point is 00:05:40 I was on Xanax. Moses wasn't talking to me. I was doing OF full time. Just I don't even know. Like thinking about that time, I'm like, that doesn't even seem like me. It's so weird. Not that I like regret it or have trauma, but I'm like, that was weird. I was just like.
Starting point is 00:05:53 The difference in you is like so weird. Just like the way that you present yourself is so different now. And it's like not even just like you on here on the podcast is like even when I come over, we do like Patreon. Yeah. Just your whole vibe and mannerisms are just so different. Yeah. We're just like –
Starting point is 00:06:08 I don't know. You know, getting off drugs and getting therapy and all that stuff. Having a baby. Falling in love. She's a wife and a mother. Yeah. That's true, too. Well, 2021, before I became a wife and a mother, it was like a couple months before I had like a big breakdown.
Starting point is 00:06:20 Like I had a psychotic breakdown. And I was like, I really need to figure out something. And I kind of had like a spiritual journey. And maybe I'm not as spiritual. I was in touch withotic breakdown. And I was like, I really need to figure out something. And I kind of had like a spiritual journey. And maybe I'm not as spiritual as in touch with the spiritual world as I was, but I think it helped me like control my emotions and stuff like that and take a breather and take a break, which has helped me so much even this past week. Like we were like just chilling, but there's sometimes still where I like always want to pop off a little, like I can get really emotional and I'm like, not even just online, like I'm going
Starting point is 00:06:41 to text this person this or whatever. And then, you know, just taking an hour to watch Bridgerton I'm like better I'm like okay you know yeah so that's my advice if you're trying to regulate your emotions and stuff like that like literally take an hour take a nap something it usually helps and then if you still feel like you want to go off like go off but usually I don't usually I'm like this is a this is a crazy connection but the Hunger Games Instagram account put it posted wait the official one what did they post oh I was like did they post us that would have been
Starting point is 00:07:09 iconic they posted a photo of Katniss with Gale in like Hunger Games 1 and then Katniss with Peeta at the end of like
Starting point is 00:07:16 Mockingjay part 2 and they captioned it to be loved is to be changed and I was like that is so Trisha Coden that is so yeah
Starting point is 00:07:23 is that a quote from Hunger games or they just made it up i think it might be from the book because why else would they caption it say it again to be loved to be loved is to be changed oh my god and it's actually so true don't you feel that way when you're like in love or something you like you have to like take the other person into consideration too you don't want to like it like for me i never wanted to embarrass mose like i remember when like i had my breakdown i just thought mose is gonna leave me he's probably so embarrassed like you know and so you kind of just like want
Starting point is 00:07:45 to change to be better like for that person. Then you have a baby and then you're like, I got to change so you don't embarrass the baby. You know what I mean? You just like kind of have to keep it together a little bit more. Yeah. Because obviously like you want to change to better yourself. But I think like when you have someone else who like also like depends on you and like also sees the best in you, like it motivates you to be like the best version of yourself too. That's how I feel. Yeah. It's version of yourself too that's how i feel yeah it's like if someone like that's how that's how i felt too i was like okay someone like loves me
Starting point is 00:08:08 this much i should probably try and love myself that much too yeah and you want to be the version of you that they see you know exactly i'm like okay yeah which is like so crazy because i never had anyone see anything good in me so i was like this person sees something in me okay yeah let me like you know so that is very true i love it shout out hunger games yeah in our fields misty i was like this is so beautiful i love it what was the picture you said it was pita and it was the first photo is katniss and uh gail it's like bad connection like not good but then oh then she's a mother and she's married and yeah we should do that photo shoot down the fields have malibu running that's so cute yes because she oh my god she's holding the infant and malibu and uh and uh malibu whatever their
Starting point is 00:08:53 baby's name is i don't know baby pita i don't know the toddler yeah so arrested with malibu as their baby we're doing that photo shoot because I did love the end of that movie when they got all happy and stuff. That is little. You're so Katniss Clinton. I love it with the little baby. Okay, we got to do it before she gets too big. We do have a little Father's Day shoot.
Starting point is 00:09:15 We're doing a newborn shoot this time. We did it last time because I was so discombobulated, but this time I'm like very like confident. I mean, honestly, newborns are easy because they sleep so much, but now I feel so much more confident in my mothering skills. I mean, honestly, newborns aren't easy because they sleep so much. But now I feel so much more confident in my mothering skills. I don't know. Last time when we had Malibu, I don't know. I was like all over the place. It was kind of like. Now you kind of feel like you know what you're doing. Yeah. It's weird. And so far, I'm not going to say it's like, because people always said like one to two is crazy. So far, it's like great. But yeah, we had the baby May 24th, which was, we had a scheduled C-section. And everyone's like, but you had a scheduled C-section.
Starting point is 00:09:46 Why did you keep thinking it was coming? I swore it was going to come. I was like the biggest I ever was. I could feel her on my bladder ready to head down, come out since literally May 1st. That's why we did all the guests in April because I really thought May – she's coming first week of May. I was just determined that was going to happen. And then, I don't know, she just held out to the scheduled C-section, which was May 24th, but
Starting point is 00:10:07 they had gotten Malibu's due date wrong. So I thought, well, they're going to get this wrong because the due date they gave us was from the beginning, from like week five. And I'm like, usually they don't know the due date at week five. And so I thought for sure she was going to come earlier. And everyone we talked to, everyone we talked to that had two babies or three, the second one, like each one came faster. So the second one came a week earlier. The third one came two weeks earlier. So it was like, it just felt like it will happen.
Starting point is 00:10:33 Because your body was the way it was at the end of the pregnancy. Yes. Last time. Couldn't walk. At the beginning of the last month. Couldn't walk, couldn't breathe. Like just, I like, and she was on my bladder. Like I just could not move a minute.
Starting point is 00:10:43 And every night you had like those kind of fake contractions. Like every night we thought it's going to be tonight. Like every night I thought she's going to wake me up and we're running to the hospital. And they were. They were like real – like I think they call them Braxton Hicks was like fake contractions that make you think that. And I didn't have those the first time. Like I just swore. Like I was like get the pillows ready.
Starting point is 00:11:00 We had the snacks ready. Like everything. I was like we're going to go. So yeah, we had a scheduled C-section. I'll do like a full time on mine because it's like a whole thing. But like it's kind of nice, a scheduled C-section. I don't know. I mean, maybe that's a hot take there.
Starting point is 00:11:11 But I always wanted to push. Couldn't push for the first one. Had to get an emergency C-section or just a C-section basically because the baby was like breached or whatever. So this one we had scheduled and it's kind of nice. You kind of just like – Show up. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:11:23 You kind of just walk in and I know – look, C-sections have their own thing, right? It's surgery and people don't have surgery. It's like a whole thing. A lot of people maybe don't want a C-section. I've had so many surgeries and I have so many scars and whatever. So to me, it was like just another – to me, it was like a boob job or like lipo. Maybe I got a hot take or whatever. But it was so like relaxed. It was like we kind of just went in and it was what, 6.30 in the morning. We go in, kind of just hang out. They gave you epidural. It's done in like 10 minutes. No contractions. Your water doesn't break. You're not like rushing around or whatever. So it's kind of relaxing. And then we, after the C-section, we kind of just chilled in our room and you're like completely numb. So the whole day you're just numb and you have a catheter,
Starting point is 00:12:04 so you don't have to like get up and pee. So it's kind of like, again, I wouldn't want this for life, but it was nice for a day, you know, to just kind of be free of pain in your body. And I was like, this kind of feels amazing. I was so happy. I was so aware of this time. Last time I was like all drugged up because they gave me so many drugs like fentanyl and stuff. This time I had the minimum. They obviously numb you, but like my head was there. Everything was like coherent. I heard everything. I pushed everything. All right, you guys. This episode of Just Trish is sponsored by Liquid Death.
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Starting point is 00:14:28 truly, truly. We drink it every day. I post it on my stories. I don't even need to. I'm always just like, thank you, Liquideath. They keep sending us stuff. I know we also have like a little green tea one that's pretty good. Just like a coffee or something. It's so good. Try all the flavors. You'll never get bored of water again. Liquideath, thank you for sponsoring. You know, when they push on you and stuff. So it was cool. And then like I was like afterwards, I was really coherent. They gave me like Benadryl, which made me sleepy. So I think that's the only reason I was like kind of sleepy after.
Starting point is 00:14:50 But then I was awake and we chilled. We had the best chicken fingers ever from a place called Bandits in Thousand Oaks. Have you been there? Yeah, it's really good. We had it the first time we had her too. It's like close to the hospital. So we post made it. So that was your first like post baby meal?
Starting point is 00:15:03 Yeah. Oh, that's everything. They gave me ice chips at first and like maybe tonight have broth. And I was like, maybe not. That's like hard. That's so funny. Because we're asking them, when can she eat? They're like, well, we'll slow down.
Starting point is 00:15:13 Eat some ice. Maybe have broth tonight. Then I'm in my mind thinking like, are you crazy? I wanted pizza. Yeah. I wanted Domino's. But I'm like, let me not just bring Domino's when they told me to have broth. At least the other one we can kind of hide a little bit.
Starting point is 00:15:26 But I knew my body. I knew they're like in case you get nauseous. Well, you did start slowly. You had some crackers and you felt the juice and you saw that you're not getting nauseous. Yeah. Two things that triggered me, though. My anesthesiologist, when they did the epidural, I'll put pictures in our shared album. When they did the epidural, they missed a couple times.
Starting point is 00:15:41 You know, the epidural is like a big, well, technically it's not an epidural. It's a spinal tap. So they put like a big needle in your back yeah and everyone's like you know they numb it first and that's what the part that hurts like sting and then it's like a burn and like i felt that okay cool so they numb it so then they put the needle and i couldn't really feel the needle it's just when they missed they were like they were like turning it and i could feel it turn a little bit the pressure but then when they missed it was like a shock down my hip and i had it like three times so i'm like sitting crisscross in there and it's like shocking me it keeps shocking me i was like ah and i my hip. And I had it like three times. So I'm like sitting crisscross in there and it's like shocking me. It keeps shocking me.
Starting point is 00:16:05 I was like, ah. And I told them like, I'm actually going to pass out. So they were going to put me under, which they don't like to do for C-sections. But then Moses couldn't have him back there. So my doctor came in, my OBGYN. He's like, let me just try one more time. So he's like feeling around. They did it.
Starting point is 00:16:18 They went a little higher. And then they got it and I didn't feel it. So it was good. But yeah. But he's like, the STG was like, oh, you just have like a fat pack back here. And I was so triggered. Let me tell you why. Because the reason I had a BBL and liposuction in the first place is because my doctor's like, oh, you have a really large fat pack. So I was like, oh my God, it's not just from pregnancy. Like I just have this fat pack and they take it out when they did the lipo, but he's like, you have a fat pack. And I was like,
Starting point is 00:16:39 oh my gosh. So I was just like so triggered. I was like, wow, my back is too fat to get this spinal tap in. So that was the first thing I was like, oh my gosh. Okay. Thank you so triggered. I was like, wow, my back is too fat to get this spinal tap in. So that was the first thing. I was like, oh my gosh. Okay. Thank you for that. I feel – I'm a mammoth. I was like, okay. And just – I'm on my health journey already by the way. I'm doing grapefruits and eggs and I'm already like oatmeal.
Starting point is 00:16:53 I'm very health journey. I mean we had like – we had pasta last night because that was like my cheat day. But we had pasta and pizza because I did so good my first like 10 days. I literally lost – well, when I came out of the hospital, the other thing that triggered me, I was 263. I'm 5'3". I was 263 pounds the night before. And so when I came out of the hospital, the other thing that triggered me, I was 263. I'm 5'3". I was 263 pounds the night before. And so when I came and I weighed myself, everything.
Starting point is 00:17:09 And so when I came out of the hospital, I thought my baby was 10 pounds. She was 9.7. No way. Yeah. So she was 10 pounds. And you know the placenta and the water, everything weighs a lot. And my doctor was like, you have so much fluid in you, which is why I was like huge. And so I was like, oh my God, my baby's so skinny.
Starting point is 00:17:24 Because like the first time I had a baby, was 250 i came out i was like 222 like the like five days later so i was like oh my god me so skinny i came back and like um literally like two days later and i hadn't eaten much i had the chicken fingers but i didn't have like extras with it or anything so i was the exact same weight as i was when i gave birth like i was 263 and then i was like 261 or something when i came out wait yeah i know are you sure because your um your body swells a lot like there's a lot of swelling everywhere after surgery i guess your body surgery and everything so which didn't happen the first time a lot of watering all of your body and system it didn't happen the first time i was
Starting point is 00:17:59 that's why i was like okay because most of you is like that's not right i'm like but i it's right i'm on the scale like i like I'm filming myself maybe it wasn't calibrated it's like still waiting you know what I mean but I will say it did kind of catch up later because I then I was like I'm just freaking just eating grapefruit and eggs like that's all I'm gonna eat because it's like I need to lose this because I just don't feel good and so then I we haven't walked yet we got a double stroller and we're gonna start walking but we haven't exercised yet um but then i'm like i'm just gonna like really eat clean for like seven or eight days and then i did so then i was 243 what like two days ago i weighed myself yeah so i think it's like coming off now and then obviously mixed with just yeah and just eating like less so my goal is to be 163 and then i'll
Starting point is 00:18:41 get a tesla truck oh my god that's's everything. And the Givenchy boots. I want those too. I want to fit into those. Oh my god, the photo of you coming out of the Tesla truck wearing the Givenchy boots, everything. And our hoodie, our Just Trish hoodie is going to be out then. So just the hoodie, the Givenchy boots. Oh yeah, our Anne Grande style with it and just like getting out of the, and my Tesla truck is going to be, I already like
Starting point is 00:19:00 asked people, I'm like, where can I get a hologram wrap of like, I want pink hologram on it. So it's like a pink hologram Tesla truck. And our intro has that actually so everything is so cute i wanted to send it to you we actually saw it the day i gave birth i think i think louisville sent it to me then and i couldn't download it on the email i'm like can you send it to the whatsapp i really wanted to see it it was like so cute i almost sent it to you in the hospital but i wanted you to be surprised because it's like so cute you're so cute in it too i love it so much um and then we have a new theme song the only reason it's not I love it so much. And then we have a new theme song.
Starting point is 00:19:25 The only reason it's not done because it was always done, but we have a new theme song and it just didn't really like match up right yet. So the theme song has words and stuff now. So I just wanted to match it up perfectly. Oh my God, I'm so excited. It'll be our season two launch. Yes. I know.
Starting point is 00:19:36 And I thought it'd be so cute to do it now, but I'm like, I just have to wait because Louisville's traveling and Jeremy's doing Pride and everyone's just- It'll be like our one year. Yeah. Because our one year's like coming up, like in a month. July. What is it? July like 19th or 20 our one year's like coming up like in a month. July. What is it? July like 19th or 20th or something.
Starting point is 00:19:47 You'll have to look it up and 100th episode's coming. Like just like so many things are happening. Milestone. Yes. Yes. Season two.
Starting point is 00:19:52 All that. And it's really cute. You guys are in it. I just like- Your emoji's like so cute in it too. So anyways, yeah. I'll have you be surprised but I was almost willing to send it
Starting point is 00:20:00 because it was so cute but yeah. I feel like I said like i like i said like i lost relevant like no one reached out to me for like two weeks like you were saying people were being nice and like respectful for the most part but i was like i'm not gonna bother with like david dobrik news like after she just had a baby i'm like that is so late it's so funny though at the end like what was it like yesterday i started dming you stuff because i just couldn't hold it back anymore i was like I can't hold it.
Starting point is 00:20:25 No, me too. I missed it so much. I honestly, like I said, I would have come back like literally on Memorial Day. Mike Lamb was like all out of town and stuff like that. I was like, well, let me just like not do it right away. I would have been down to do like an episode because I just didn't want to miss it. Like I, I hate missing hot topics. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:20:40 I just don't want to miss it. But it was good. It was good. I was like, I needed it, especially like the week. And it was cool to like not post. And the reason I like didn't want to post too is just because good it was good i was like i needed it especially like the week and it was cool to like not post and the reason i like didn't want to post too is just because like last time i just like jumped right back into like posting i was like let me just post this vlog right away and it's like i haven't even looked at the footage or like
Starting point is 00:20:52 pictures yet so i was like let me just wait until like we're back sort of like at work and it's kind of nice we kind of just were like offline like this little bubble just as the family because now it's like it's a family. You know, we have two kids and we're just spending all the time together and without anyone else kind of reaching in and poking the bubble, you know. Yeah, it's been really nice. Literally, I was on Twitter. I was like tweeting and stuff and like posting. But like I was on Twitter and checking my replies for the first time and someone like
Starting point is 00:21:20 yesterday posted a picture of us like leaving a restaurant. I was like, y'all are weird. They're like, oh my God, Elisabeth. But I was all like anyone like anyone doing that is like weird. Like you're with a baby. Like you know what I mean? Like that's like – I don't know. That's like weird.
Starting point is 00:21:30 Because even with Malibu, it's like yes, I know people see it. We talk about this all the time. But it's like it's like a baby. Like don't take like weird pictures from far away. Like that's so weird. Yeah. Even paparazzi have stopped taking photos of like babies because it was like a whole thing with celebrities.
Starting point is 00:21:42 Yeah. Yeah. That's so weird. That's so invasive and weird and I don't know. It's of odd i saw someone and i was like okay that's kind of weird but whatever um anyways it was but it was really great other than that it was like very like peaceful and wonderful and i'm back i'm not pregnant i'm ready for alan cumming has picked the traitors already he said did you see it on his instagram you didn't see it he's like he's at the mansion he's like picking up his dog poop or whatever. He's like, I got the dog poop.
Starting point is 00:22:06 He's like, it's Saturday night on Broadway. Like he used to do it all the time when he was like doing the Cabaret Revival. And I think he already picked his traders. Can I tell you? I don't know if I can tell you. I guess I can tell you. Who cares? I swear everything happened like around the time I was giving birth. The week I gave birth is the week they invited a bunch of like influencers to go to the trader
Starting point is 00:22:21 mansion in Scotland to do promo. Yeah. I guess they're not like the cast. So that's good. But basically my agency, can I say it? Shout out CA. I don't know. Yeah. They were like, oh, like, you know, they were like looking for people to go over there to promote the traders. And they were telling me some of the other people that went over and I was just like, oh my God. And it wasn't even like, like massive celebrities. You know, it was like people like my caliber. I was like, oh, I could have gone over there to do the promo. And I was like, so sad. It was like the week it's, but you know what? like people like my caliber i was like oh i could have gone over there to do the promo and i was like so sad it was like that we it's but you know
Starting point is 00:22:47 what this is how i know i've i've i'm more into motherhood because also what the other thing we missed was the cancel tour in santa barbara and they asked me but page well tana texted me and then page and a while ago like weeks before and i was like i actually don't know if i'm gonna have my baby by then what is i think theirs was the 28th I had my baby on the 24th I was so sad it was like my chemical romance all over again for like because the first couple days I'm not gonna lie I do like cry because it's like it's a huge adjustment because now it's like oh my god we're not a family of three we're a family of four I'm like very hormonal and then and then I thought about the cancel tour and basically they're like Trisha couldn't come so we have like the dancing officers I was like no and I just
Starting point is 00:23:22 started crying some more because I was like I would have done anything to be at the cancel tour i saw they had jake shane i thought they had tari yemi i was just like damn i could have been there i'm so sad i'm so sad because they invited me i could have been there in front of like what they have like 5 000 people in their audience that's like wild but they haven't had the proper la date yet but they're gonna get like all the massive ones they're gonna get jojo siwa for that one you know what i mean like tana did declare her like most annoying influencer is jojo siwa but i think secretly loves i think she secretly loves you know what i mean but i think like the sofa uh like the sofi sophie i still never know they're doing the sophie stadium yeah no they're not i swear oh i was like I mean, I would believe it, too.
Starting point is 00:24:05 I'm so happy I told you for once because you always get me. I believed it. I believed it. But they are going back on tour anyways, so there'll be more dates. Yeah, but like Santa Barbara is kind of like this is kind of our hood. You know what I mean? We're kind of in that area that would have been so iconic. And I don't know.
Starting point is 00:24:21 Do they have a guest at Santa Barbara? That was the Tara Yummy one, I think. Oh, so they. Yeah, Tara and Zach Tara and Zach okay well they're more popular anyway so that's good I don't I just felt so like oh my god that was like my it's like more than my chemical romance because I could have been like on stage with them too I was so disappointed your time will come oh my god why does it it's like and then then the traitor is happening I'm like why is everything happening so I'm back everybody book me now now I feel like I'll it'll be silent they'll be we'll
Starting point is 00:24:45 leave you alone for a couple months i'm like i'm fine like my babies are coming with me like i don't think anyone can understand how fast she recovered like she was the nurses were in shock the doctors were in shock everyone she was like i want to go home they were like what are you talking about you just had surgery you're not she's like i feel fine you talking about? You just had surgery. You're not. She's like, I feel fine. I'm great. And she just walked out of the hospital. I was up at 3 a.m. I'm like, I'm ready. The day after she gave birth. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:25:09 The day after. We were going home. Oh, yeah. We left. We gave birth on Friday. It was 8.30 when she came into the world. And then we left. I told them at like Saturday at like 3 in the morning.
Starting point is 00:25:18 I'm like, I need to go. No. You're literally the strongest person I know. Aw. Thanks, babe. The whole experience. We'll talk about that. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:25:27 But everything. Like giving birth, recovery. So I can attest that she's ready. I didn't know when you said like, oh, a week after I want to do Traders, two weeks after I want to go to Broadway. I'm ready for that, too. I was like, okay, take it easy. Recover. Take it easy.
Starting point is 00:25:41 I'm like, you're just full on going. Because we had, there was like a little thing for Broadway. And they were like, maybe this summer, maybe we'll do fall to be sure i'm like i could do summer i could do summer now i'm like fall is fine i guess too but fall is also traitors so i want to do it all maybe i'll do none of it maybe i'll do all of it i don't know but i want to put it out there and that i'm back and i love working and we can bring the babies the babies babies come with us everywhere. It's not a big thing. And yeah, but yeah, yeah. We were out in like a day. I just missed Malibu and I was honestly fine. I was walking, I was going to the bathroom because they have to make sure when they take the catheter out that you can pee. And I was like, watch me. And I like drank all the
Starting point is 00:26:18 water. I was, cause they, cause we asked them on Saturday morning, you're like, what's the agenda? They're like, we're going to try and walk around. I'm like, done. Like, I'm walking around. I'm sprinting. Like, I'm whatever you need. And I'll make sure every time a nurse came in, I made sure to like walk around. They're like, wow, you're doing so good. I'm like, yeah, no problem.
Starting point is 00:26:34 Like, brushing my hair. They were giving us a two, three day plan, you know? Yeah. And we're like, okay, how do we do it in one day? Yeah. Even coming today, I was like, I didn't expect you to be like standing, walking around. I was like, okay. I was like whispering when I walked in. I was like, I didn't expect you to be like standing, walking around. I was like, okay. I was like whispering when I walked in.
Starting point is 00:26:46 I was like, hey. Oh, my God. How's everyone doing? I was sad when you walked in only because like I had just left. My babies are literally upstairs. They're with my mom and like everything's fine. But I was like so sad. I was like, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:26:59 It was – I got really, really sad. It was really weird. I just – I don't know. I feel like with Malibu, I guess – like, I talked about this before with Dr. Drew and whatever. Shout out, Dr. Drew, for being on the episode. But just being, like, you know, disconnected for, like, a couple months. And with, not only with Elvis, but also now with Malibu, we're so connected.
Starting point is 00:27:15 Like, me and Malibu are so tight right now. And it's just, like, once next to me and not Moses. And, like, you know, she was, like, always attached to Moses. And, like, I just was, like, oh, my God, she's never going to want to be around me and all stuff like that. And lately, we've just been so attached and close and giggly. And like oh my god she's never gonna want to be around me and all stuff like that and like we've just been so attached and close and giggly and I just like I don't want to leave her either and she's been like so hard so oh my god I was sad when he came in I was just like I almost was like crying upstairs I was
Starting point is 00:27:35 like I don't want to leave and again we're like literally like a step down but just wait you'll see Malibu kisses Elvis and hugs her and she wants to hold her. Oh, my God. She's been so sweet with her. And, like, it wasn't a judgment at first. She was, like, when we came home, she was just like, oh, my God, what's happening? But – and then I don't think she, you know, she wanted the baby, you know. But it took, like, literally a week, which was more than I thought. But it was cool. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:27:58 It was – it's been really cool. And it's been really fun. And honestly, like, I think having the second has just made me a lot more maternal and confident also too because I don't have Moses so much to rely on with like Malibu I was very much just like oh he knows what he's doing like just you take care of her like I don't know what I'm doing and now this time we have two so it's like I kind of have to like and I'm like oh this is actually like so easy and so fun and so natural and it's been really really great so and for both like I said like we take turns taking care of Elvis and Malibu so's like – because sometimes I just want to play with Malibu and sometimes she
Starting point is 00:28:26 doesn't want to be around the baby. You know what I mean? So it's like we take turns and I feel so much more confident as like a mom and just – I don't know. It's just been a lot easier than I thought. But again, it's new and I'm sure when she starts getting toddler stage, it'll get crazy. But it's been fun and her name is Elvis and she is here and shout out to everyone being respectful and wonderful. It's been fun. And her name is Elvis and she is here. And shout out to everyone
Starting point is 00:28:45 being respectful and wonderful. And it's been nice. And all the royals are alive as of right now. Yeah, thank God. We broke the curse. You're welcome, King Charles. King Charles, though.
Starting point is 00:28:57 Okay, can I tell you, I started watching The Crown but only this season with Diana because of Josh O'Connor. Yeah, I knew it. God, my maternity leave, I think I have notes on this.
Starting point is 00:29:08 My maternity leave, like, obsessions have been so real. We, because Malibu now, too, also is, like, at the stage where she watches TV with us at night, we can't really
Starting point is 00:29:16 watch, like, Curb. We can't really watch, like, Bridgerton. Like, we have to watch, like, shows that are, like, family friendly. So we watched America's Got Talent.
Starting point is 00:29:22 It just came back. But The Voice, we've been watching, like, I guess the old season of The Voice. And Niall is just, God, there's just something about him that I just love so much. He's just so cute. We've been obsessed with him.
Starting point is 00:29:32 He might be better than Harry, I think. Definitely like, it's so funny when he like, I don't know. I just love him. I just love him. I don't know. Is he Irish? He is Irish. I love Irish people because Nicola is Irish too, right? Nicola Coughlin, is that how you say her name? Obsessed with her.
Starting point is 00:29:46 Same. She's so gorg. So gorg. It's like so funny. So sweet. All of it. I am obsessed with her in interviews. I'm obsessed with her on the show.
Starting point is 00:29:54 Because I was telling you, Moses, when I read the book, like they really do describe her as like unattractive. And like this girl's like so not unattractive. And she's not even like fat. She looks tiny compared to all these men. If you put me next to Luke Newton, like I'm going to look like a mammoth. You know what I mean? So when they describe her in the book as being like plus size or big, I mean, again, not
Starting point is 00:30:10 shaming. Like she looks beautiful. You know, obviously she has a different shape than a lot of actresses, but I'm like, she's so tiny and petite and like beautiful. I'm like, this is not how they describe her in the book, which is like cute. Obviously they want to like glamorize her and make her sexy because she is. But I was just like, like okay like i pictured her as more baby reindeer penelope you know what i mean so i was like this girl's like a siren she's like
Starting point is 00:30:30 beautiful she looks amazing uh it's a role that i'm just envious of i just wish i could have been penelope so have you watched it no i'm waiting for part two to come out june 13th and i'm gonna do the whole thing i feel like it's such a good cliffhanger though and you're just like i want more like it's just such a good but i'm so impatient like it'll drive me crazy like it's such a good cliffhanger, though, and you're just like, I want more. Like, it's just such a good. But I'm so impatient. Like, it'll drive me crazy. It is driving me crazy. And it's only, like, a week away, basically. Yeah, June 13th, I think. Oh, God.
Starting point is 00:30:50 And I just, all those guys, remember when I said rewind, like, a month ago, and I was like, oh, that guy's, like, not hot, Colin, or whatever? I'm like, oh, my God. Now you're into it. Now I'm like, damn. That's our Halloween costume, for sure. I'm like, you are being Colin. I'm like, you're shaving your beard.
Starting point is 00:31:01 He hates shaving his beard for cosplay. I'm like, you cannot have a beard for a Bridgerton cosplay. Everything about it. But you know what? The plus side of this, I was telling Moses, is like my dreams now are like, they're about the shows. Like I dreamt about Bridgerton. I dreamt about West Side Story, but he's like all the roles that I think are hot. So he's like Colin Bridgerton in my dream. He's Riff in my dream. Because it used to be like the weekend. I'm finally her celebrity crush. Yes. It's so weird. i'll wake up in the morning like oh my god you were in my dream and you were singing like when you're a jet you're a jet all
Starting point is 00:31:28 the way to your first cigarette to your blood and he's like singing and moses like doesn't sing well he does he's good but like not like that but he was like singing and dancing in my dream and i was just like wow is there a lenny kravitz one oh lenny kravitz you were in my dream too he was in my dream working out because i want to go on a health journey and i was like oh my god you were like down in the gym and you were like doing sit-ups on a pull-up bar and you were in like leather pants. You're like, I'm going to be your trainer, baby. And I was like, and you look like Lenny Kravitz doing it. I was like, wow, you're really on my, you're right. So you've really, and you've been you in all of them. Like you look like you, but you're just
Starting point is 00:31:57 dressed as those characters. West Side Story too. I was like, oh my God, it was, because in West Side Story, Riff has like a hot blonde girl that's like in his, in all his scenes. And I was like oh my god it was because in west side story riff has like a hot blonde girl that's like in his in all his scenes and i was like oh that was me and you and i was just like anyways and bridgerton too god bridgerton's so hot like that movie that show is just that's my new idol it's been fun to watch yeah we watched it during the nap like malcolm would take like an hour to two hour nap and like we have to get that time this is like our date night oh i love it we watch our bridgerton and it's just like so sexy are you gonna go back and watch the old seasons of bridgerton or just okay i think so well i know it's hard to say because it's like do i just like it because i see myself as like the penelope you know what i mean um but
Starting point is 00:32:34 i think i will because everyone said they're all like steamy they're all like hot yeah sexy scenes so have you watched the first two you like season two i think better just because i love um jonathan bailey he's like my he's becoming my new crush because he's like in everything and he's so in interviews so cute and like yes I'm like he is he's in the new season too which is like crazy because you thought like oh wicked you know he wouldn't want to be in this third season because the guy from the first one he thought he was too big uh Rene Jean Rene. Is he like French or something? Maybe. He was pretty hot.
Starting point is 00:33:06 I never watched the first season, but I did remember thinking, that guy's kind of hot. Yeah, he's hot. And then he was like, became the it boy. But then he thought he was too big, so he wouldn't come back. And then that screwed over the main girl. Was her name Daphne or something? Daphne, yeah. It screwed her over, because then she had like no plot in the second one.
Starting point is 00:33:21 Oh, no. So she didn't come back at all? She came back. No, she came back, but she had like barely any like screen time and they couldn't recast him no because i think he was too iconic they like in the script it's like oh he's off doing royal duty with you know whatever something like that oh no why didn't he come back he was gonna do a movie or something he did movies but they all flopped yeah so it didn't work out maybe he could ask for his job back i'm sure people would be excited no like season four is coming back so i'm sure he'd be like down yeah maybe i love that they
Starting point is 00:33:48 stay in it like when they do stay in it because like if you're euphoria probably wouldn't work because everyone's just so big now they're probably just like we're not doing it but like i love when they but british is so iconic like i didn't know what it was about i didn't know shauna rhymes did it like because it was like such like the costumes the wigs everything was like so amazing the songs because we were listening to instrumental. I'm like, are these like current songs? And that's like so cool. Like the end was like, you mean everything tonight.
Starting point is 00:34:11 I love it. But more control. Yeah. And I was like, oh. Because we were like listening. And I was like, it's just a very – it gives me like kind of a little bit Hamilton vibes where it's like old school but they like do like new modern things. Modernize it, yeah. You know, with like the wigs.
Starting point is 00:34:23 And I love the – what is it? Queen Charlotte. Like she had like this wig with like this like carousel carousel in it it was so cool like i just i really it's so camp it's so cute i want to be in it so bad i'm so jealous i couldn't have been casted in it and um they're all gorgeous but honestly nicola is my favorite even though the guy is like super hot like i'm obsessed with her and i want to i wasn't watching dairy girls like clips of it online i want to go back and watch it seeerry Girls like clips of it online. Me too. I want to go back and watch it.
Starting point is 00:34:46 Where did you see the full episodes? I thought it was on Netflix. Oh, okay. Because I think that I did read that, that she got like her big break when it got on Netflix because then it became international or something like that.
Starting point is 00:34:54 So I've been watching clips. I haven't seen like the full episodes. Same. But the clips all look so funny. Like she looks so good in them. Yeah. She's like blonde and she's just like her Irish self.
Starting point is 00:35:01 And I just, I love her. Nicola, if you want to come on the podcast. We are, I'm doing limited guests only because I just don't know that many guests anymore. But we're doing like less guests. We're maybe trying to do two hot topics. We'll see.
Starting point is 00:35:12 We're going to try and do that. But we have two more guests before that happens. But I would love Nicola on. I would love Niall on. I think he's on tour now I think just because I keep seeing like photos of him shirtless. And he looks so good. Like he has like some hair on his chest. Really? And like abs and yeah he's like ripped every every girl that goes on that voice is like I pick Niall like even above Reba above John Legend they're like above Gwen Stefani I 100% would pick Niall yeah for sure I think if you're a young
Starting point is 00:35:41 person on that show it's like unless you're country you pick Reba but every young person is like like when Ariana was on it like obviously I would pick Ariana oh I think if you're a young person on that show, it's like, unless you're country, you pick Reba, but every young person is like. Like when Ariana was on it, like obviously I would pick Ariana. Oh, I thought she was like a contestant, but yeah. Oh, no. Yeah, right. I guess if you're a fan of somebody's, you're just like. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:35:53 Yeah. Like, or like when Miley Cyrus was on it. I don't know. I would always pick the younger one. I guess because you grow up with them. It's like you have that attachment. I don't know who I'd pick because honestly, I don't know. No one now in this season.
Starting point is 00:36:09 Maybe in the past I would have picked. No, I don't know who i'd pick because honestly i don't know no one now in this season maybe in the past i would have picked um no i don't know not anymore i should say adam levine but no no but i'll just be careful because like niall has all these girls that are like obsessed with him and think he's hot and then he's like like one girl's like don't worry i have a super sexy husband back there i'm like girl nobody asked like why did you say that that was so awkward like at that moment she made it weird yeah she was She was like, this is my husband. Don't worry. He's sexy. I was like, okay, chill. Yeah, I don't know. It was weird. Anyways, we love him. I have another.
Starting point is 00:36:29 What is my other maternity obsession? America got talent. I don't know if that's my obsession. Definitely not. Emergency intercom. That's the only PG-13 thing we can watch. I was watching Emergency Intercom because I saw Enya and Drew. They were talking.
Starting point is 00:36:42 I did not know. Did you check your DMs from Drew? No. Oh, he talked about, he said if Trisha ever looks at my DMs from. Oh, yes. I saw that part, but I don't think he did. I think I checked. I don't think he did.
Starting point is 00:36:52 I think it was maybe. I don't know. Because for Ted, I feel like after a while they expire. Because I definitely have DMs had a few times. And the only one that was in there was one. Yeah, I literally saw one from him. Oh, my God. That's so iconic.
Starting point is 00:37:02 So I saw them talking about. They were so nice because I truly didn't know when we talked we talked about the shirt that i told you shirt from challengers and then how the ceiling fell on them and i don't know who they are but they were like so nice because like so many people get offended if i say like look there's five million podcasts out there i'm sure most people don't a lot of people don't know who i am i mean a lot of people do but a lot of people probably don't know who i am too and i would never be like oh my god i can't believe they don't know who i am like just people just don't know so they were super nice about it because like I didn't know who they were and you enlightened
Starting point is 00:37:26 me and I was like, okay, I love them. They're great. It sounds iconic. And they were really nice. They were like, they were like, oh yeah, like it was cool. She mentioned us or whatever. So then I was like, let me watch Emerging Intercom and then I started watching it and I actually really loved both of them.
Starting point is 00:37:36 And I was like, shout out to them and I love their podcast. I love that their podcast is like not boring. Like so many podcasts, like couples podcasts or, you know, I don't know, whatever, you know, I just just i get bored of them after a while i've been watching pretty basic unfiltered whatever that one is i've been watching that but but i'm ready to get it comes funny like they're funny they have a good like they're not in a relationship right i don't believe so is he gay i i think we don't know it doesn't matter um it is pride month it's pride month next next week we'll do our pride
Starting point is 00:38:01 my outfit wasn't ready anyways you said you had a pride present. I'm so excited. But anyways, look at that too. But I love that they're just like, like they're dynamic. I love that they're not like in a relationship. I just don't like relationship ones. I know I have my husband here. But you know, I can never just do one together because it's like we get it. Like you guys are in love with each other.
Starting point is 00:38:17 You know what I mean? I like how they. And then it's awkward if they ever disagree. You're like, oh. Oh. Oh my God. There's those couples podcasts where they just like fight with each other. It's like, ooh.
Starting point is 00:38:24 Why are you together? Should we be watching this? I don't know. It's very weird. So that was my obsession though where they just like fight with each other I was like ooh why are you together should we be watching this I don't know it's very weird so um that wasn't my obsession though where was I going with that that was so weird
Starting point is 00:38:30 I don't know why I guess I was looking at that um anyways I guess those are mine Ben Platt oh no we'll get to that but I also wrote a TV show while I was gone
Starting point is 00:38:38 I wrote a 10 episode series and I'm not kidding what yeah so and I want to it has to be on Netflix like that's done and I want to I want to shout out Bridgerton't want it it has to be on Netflix like that's done and I want to I want to shout out Bridgerton for inspiring it because it's not Bridgerton-esque
Starting point is 00:38:49 just like some of the like the eroticness of it because you know what I mean because there's not like a ton of sex scenes in Bridgerton like there's not so far we haven't seen in season three um so I was like I kind of want to do this it's very in right now the eroticism right like the idol and like and this and Bridgerton, but mine's also mixed with baby reindeer. It's a little, okay. So mine is about my tavern maid. So a lot of people don't know, like my tavern maid actually kind of started as like a little OF thing. You know what I mean? Like it kind of started as like a sexual thing. Um, and then I just randomly did it as like a funny thing on TikTok with like a Halloween costume. And I was just kind of like, oh, maybe
Starting point is 00:39:21 I should do like a tavern maid series. So it's kind of a mix of like the bartender and baby reindeer, but the Tavern Maid is the stalker. So basically what it is is like the tavern's magical, as everyone knows on TikTok and OF. Everyone knows the tavern is very magical. And why is it magical? It's because of the Tavern Maid, Trish Like Fish. So I thought like this could also – like my idea is like, you know, there's a bar. Everyone comes in.
Starting point is 00:39:42 And my – what do you call it? Flower is like, you know, there's a bar, everyone comes in, my, my, what do you call it? Flower is like magical. So people come in and want to like have, you know, sex with the tavern maid, not me, but the tavern maid, Trish Likefish. And they want to have sex with her because it's like magical, like everything that you want, all your dreams can come true. You just have to have sex with this like tavern maid. And she's willing to give the powers because she's not a sexual person. She's like, this is what I'm made for. You know, it's very Barbie. This is what I'm made for, you know, whatever. And so like the fish is magical. Her fish is magical.
Starting point is 00:40:07 So she has the fish down there, whatever. It's magical. Not an actual fish. You know what I mean? Her, her, her flower. Yeah, her regime. Yeah. Flower, fish, peanut.
Starting point is 00:40:16 I don't know. Whatever it's called. Peanut? Peanut. Is that what it's called? A peanut? I don't know. Anyways, there's names for it.
Starting point is 00:40:22 Dig with it what you will. But it goes in the eroticism. So it's like, you know, they come in. And girls, guys, fairies, you know, giants, whoever. You know what I mean? Like, it's in the magical world. They can come in. There's just no hobbits.
Starting point is 00:40:33 Yeah. Well, yeah. The hobbits are in a different era. Leprechauns. Leprechauns, for sure. Yeah. Gay leprechauns. Whoever wants the magic.
Starting point is 00:40:42 They come in. And it's consensual because she's providing this like service she's just like whatever you know i know i'm this like lucky whatever however the tavern maid is like baby reindeer she starts stalking some people that she becomes a little bit obsessed with because all of a sudden it turns she's done this her whole life right she's you know 200 years old or however old she is and she's like oh i've done this for 200 years whatever all of a sudden she starts feeling some like emotions towards you know like and so each each episode has a little bit of a different like stalker issue, but they're, they kind of all
Starting point is 00:41:07 tie in together. I don't want to give it away because I feel like it's actually a really good story. I was going to write a book and then I was like, this is, this is a TV show for sure. So it's a 10 part series and it has a good cliffhanger for if there's a season two. But it has the Baby Reindeer tie in and it also has the tie in of, you know, the idea of you. Oh, okay. And also there's a new one, Family Affair with Zac Efron.
Starting point is 00:41:26 The Nicole Kidman. Yes. Not out yet. But, you know, so I noticed like everyone kind of likes these 40-year-old, you know, midlife women, you know, kind of with like, you know. The younger. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:41:36 Not crazy. Like, you know, maybe like in their 20s or something. And a, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like a Niall or something could be in it. You know what I mean? Another adult. Yes. Not like a child or anything like that.
Starting point is 00:41:46 But it could also be like a younger, you know, girl. Or could it be Nicola or something? You know, I don't know. She's probably too big for Bridgerton right now. But maybe someone like less. I don't know. So it ties in all the big genres right now. And then it has My Tavern Made that everyone loves.
Starting point is 00:42:00 And I just think, CAA, you need to get on it. And Netflix, let's have a pitch meeting. I have my – it's pretty fleshed out, but it could be fleshed out a little more and I think that might be my next thing so if I don't get on the traders if I don't get on Broadway maybe I could star in it maybe I star in it I think I should star in it because I feel like the plus size trend is really big right now with baby reindeer and Bridgerton like the big girls are like getting more recognition my boobies could be hoisted up like Nicholas you know what I mean like tavern mages with like corset um I think that's kind of the era of it i think i don't know i think that's that i think this is
Starting point is 00:42:29 my time for it i live you like it it's like adults fantasy is actually very in right now that's what i'm saying yeah but it can also be like erotic it doesn't have to be like so like oh my god it's like or whatever it's just like you know it's just like kind of cute i don't know and kind of magical m Moses said it was like a little Harry Potter when I explained to him. I was like, yeah, kind of like that too.
Starting point is 00:42:47 It's like House of the Dragon. Yeah, that's true. Yeah, it kind of gives that vibe. Game of Thrones. Yeah. Bridgerton was giving me Game of Thrones vibes for some reason,
Starting point is 00:42:54 even though it's like not like violent. Yeah. What is it about it? I guess like the regalness, the richness, like rich people. The castles and the... Everyone's just rich.
Starting point is 00:43:03 And yeah, maybe that's why. I don't know yeah something about it was giving me the royalty of it all even the intro was the intro kind of game of thrones we thought the intro was exactly yeah like game of thrones the animation and the type of music was exactly game of thrones so think tavern maid is maybe not game of thrones but like it's it i would say tavern maid is bridgeton meets baby reindeer meets idea view okay family affair okay not harry potter i don't like that that's a weird association you think it's a lord of the rings lord of the rings i've never seen it but
Starting point is 00:43:30 maybe there is like a magical side yeah you know she has magical powers but she can't use them to get the men that she wants so she has to stalk them you know it's like this really it's much more complex than you think oh my god and she stalks him for a reason i don't want to give it away it's not just like she stalks him because she's in love really, it's much more complex than you think. Oh, my God. And she stalks him for a reason. I don't want to give it away. It's not just like she stalks him because she's in love with him. There's actually a pretty good reason with the people she stalks. And it kind of turns all of a sudden, because again, she's like 200 years old. So it kind of turns.
Starting point is 00:43:53 So I feel like. Oh, it's also Twilight a little bit. You know, the vampire. Oh, there you go. So maybe it's Twilight, not Harry Potter. I don't know if there's vampires in the tavern world. No, but I'm saying you're old, like you're 200 years old. The vampires are so old. They've been around for a long time. That's true. I's what she is yeah maybe daniel radcliffe i don't
Starting point is 00:44:08 think he's doing anything maybe he'll be in it i could see him you know what i mean it kind of ties in then with like a little bit of the magicalness yeah and he looks young yeah i was trying to think of like who the cast would be but yeah daniel radcliffe definitely would be really good yeah jonathan bailey i think he's too big i think british people are too big mike feist is too big and jonathan bailey's in jurassic park or whatever so good for him okay so we need like an up-and-comer yeah like someone like a luke newton before he was doing british and you know what i mean but how do you find those people you know you have to like discover them i guess um well when you're when you're in broadway you'll see people you'll be like that's the person he's gonna be a big star i know okay i like that i gotta find people and you'll be like, that's the person. He's going to be a big star.
Starting point is 00:44:45 I know. Okay. I like that. I got to find it. And it can be girls too. Like I don't want people to think like I'm just doing this like, oh, there's a hot young guy. There's a couple different scenarios that come into play.
Starting point is 00:44:54 You know what I mean? So maybe Troye Sivan. Yeah. Because he's really good. He was good in Idol. Yeah. He's kind of blown up, but he's on tour too I think now. He's looking like a Madonna on tour.
Starting point is 00:45:04 Yeah. He's all like sexual and stuff. Very sexual. Yeah., I think now. He's looking like a Madonna on tour. Yeah, he's all like sexual and stuff. Very sexual. Yeah. But I like it. It fits in with my taboo. I'll take it. Troye Sivan.
Starting point is 00:45:11 I don't think he likes me. I feel like he definitely knows I love him and never has reached out. So that's okay, though. It's fine. I have two babies now. I don't need to. We'll find out when Harry. Oh, Harry Daniels did sing the Troye Sivan, I think.
Starting point is 00:45:21 Let's ask him. Shout out Harry Daniels. Connecting us with literally everyone. Honestly, yeah. I should hire him as my manager actually we have an agent i need a manager harry daniels that's the other thing she worked until the day she gave birth she was doing an interview with vogue magazine oh yeah like it's it's insane i've never seen somebody work until the last hour oh yeah i was like dying too i was doing a phone call for like an hour and a half like not with british folks in the morning and then i had another one with i think like i think it was like ca actually and i was like i don't know she's just pushing on my bladder but i was like i'm taking
Starting point is 00:45:50 this i'm like i want them to know i'm serious i'm coming back oh yeah that was with everyone too they had like the book thing everything so um i gotta do another call with them but yeah i even the hot topic like i just i didn't want to miss anything i just wanted to keep working well british rose was big people thought it was like a joke that i tweeted and i was just like no but harry daniels the guy who interviewed me here a joke that I tweeted and I was just like, no. But Harry Daniels, the guy who interviewed me interviewed Harry Daniels and it was just like he gave me all these gigs. So shout out Harry Daniels. We love Harry Daniels.
Starting point is 00:46:11 I love that so much. Thank you. We love him and he's just kind of the best. I love people like that. I love people who are giving in the sense of like – because he was referring me to a lot of things that we're talking about. Like there's a lot of companies that I've like reached out. Apparently to Oscar.
Starting point is 00:46:22 Apparently you're like my manager too. I got Harry just like – he texted me like, I'm going to put you in a group chat with like have like reached out apparently to Oscar. Apparently you're like my manager too. I got one. Harry's just like, he texted me, I'm gonna put you in a group chat with like so-and-so from like this company. I'm like, great. I'm gonna put you in a group chat
Starting point is 00:46:30 with Chapel Rowan's publicist, with Laufe. She's like a Grammy winner. Yeah, like all these people. Are you in communications with all that? Yes. All because of Harry.
Starting point is 00:46:38 So shout out. We love Harry. We should hire him full time. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, we need him. I love people who are like the opposite of gatekeep. You know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:46:44 Yes, exactly. Yeah. Cause it's like, I always say this with the guests. It's like, I would love to have a guest every week, but it's like booking people are so hard. And it's like, you almost need like a full time booker. I'm like, how the hell do you find those people? Especially cause a lot of bookers will be like, you can hire me for $5,000 a month,
Starting point is 00:46:56 but it's no guarantee. And I'll get you a guest. And I was like, okay, well what the hell? Like, you know what I mean? So I'm sure he's very busy, but Harry Daniels, if you want to join team Trish, I'm so the voice right now. I'm like, if you want to be on Team Trish, contact me. I love that show.
Starting point is 00:47:08 I actually don't love that show. I actually hate that show. But I can't find anything to watch with Malibu. She dances. So if you guys have any ideas for like toddlers. I was going to say legendary because it's all dancing. I think it's fine. What is it?
Starting point is 00:47:21 Is it a dance show? It's off the air now, but it's a dance show. And like Law Roach is a judge. Kiki Palmer is a judge. And it's just like it's fine. What is it? Is it a dance show? It's off the air now, but it's a dance show. And like Law Roach is a judge. Kiki Palmer is a judge. And it's just like, it's all voguing. And it like, HBO freaking took it off the platform. But it's on the Roku channel, I think, is the only place to watch it. Play.
Starting point is 00:47:36 But you would love it. And it's all dancing and so like visual. Like, it's so good. You should watch it. She loves like dancing. That's why we watch all these shows. She loves like dancing. I wanted to watch So You Think You Can Dance but then I got triggered because JoJo
Starting point is 00:47:45 Siwa's on the show. I was like triggered. I don't know if we need to expose yet to this but okay yeah. So it's on Roku still? Yeah. I think season two and three are on there. I wish it would come back. It was so good. Kiki Palmer was so funny on it. Megan Thee Stallion was judge on it. I love Kiki.
Starting point is 00:48:03 And the dancing. It's all Vogue, so it's like ballroom and it's just so good. That's such a good style of dance. That's something I can never do. I look at it and I'm like, oh. It's crazy. They do flips and stuff and the duck walks. I love walking the duck. I love that so much. I know I miss RuPaul. I know All Stars is on, but I miss the original, the regular
Starting point is 00:48:20 one. Oh, that reminds me of your push present. Oh, is it? Your pride push present. Really? Oh my god, really? Oh my god, I think I know. I think I know. Oh, never mind. It's your push present. Oh, is it? Your pride push present. Wow! Really? Oh my god, really? Oh my god, I think I know. I think I know. Oh my gosh. Oh my god. Oh, we should have put yours. Yours is on display upstairs. I literally have it upstairs on display. Your birthday present
Starting point is 00:48:36 to me. My little aqua. Oh my gosh, I'm so excited. Okay. I know what it is. Oh my god, I'm so excited. I didn't know, actually, until you just said it. Who just has this? You just reminded me. Oh, the guy who does my costumes. Shout out Eddie Couture. He unboxed this. Oh my gosh!
Starting point is 00:48:51 We have to cosplay. We have to cosplay. Oh my gosh! This is the most iconic. Oh my gosh. Wow. Oh my gosh.
Starting point is 00:49:06 She is giving. I love it. Dragon Queen. Yes. I love it. And it's a dragon. That's so cool. Maybe Rue can be on my tavern show.
Starting point is 00:49:17 As this character. That would actually be everything. As Dragon Queen. Oh my gosh. I mean, this character needs to be in the tavern for sure. If it's not RuPaul, maybe we can get someone similar. That would be amazing. Maybe that's like the only person that you, you know, confide in and you have to be accountable to, you know, give your powers.
Starting point is 00:49:37 It's very American Horror Story where she's like the Kim Kardashian character and I'm like the Emma Roberts character where I'm like, have to like listen to her because she's like the mother, you know, the mother. And it's like, OK, I have to listen to her. That's iconic. Thank you. I love that this is my push present. Thank you so much. It's kind of iconic. This is and pride.
Starting point is 00:49:55 Yeah, it's a double. We're going to do a good pride episode, you guys. Yes, we do everything for the gays. I just love I love gay people. I love them so much. Did you ever see Brittany's video? This is so iconic. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:50:10 Did you ever see Brittany's video where she's like, happy pride month. Some of my best nights is because of the gays. All my friends at the LGBTQ community, happy pride month. You guys bring so much heart, passion, and articulate everything you do. Because of you, I've had the best nights of my life. I love you so much it hurts. Happy pride Month. Baby, be quiet! Do you have any seen that?
Starting point is 00:50:31 It's from like a few years ago. She's like, Happy Pride to all the gay people out there. She goes, some of my best nights is because of you. And then Sam shouts something to her off camera. She's like, baby, be quiet! You never seen that? No! Oh, it's so good. And I just love that she loves gay people too. Just gays just make me so happy in so many ways. And I just love it.
Starting point is 00:50:48 And I love rainbows this time of year. So the rainbow Birkin will be back. I can't wait. I hope someone buys it. Actually, I hope not. Actually, I hope someone buys it and then we can make the show myself. I can just make it and then sell it. You know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:50:58 If someone bought it for a million dollars, I probably could make the show for a million dollars. Yeah. Low budget. What does Baby Reindeer mean? What do you think the budget was for that? Oh, it had to be low. You think?
Starting point is 00:51:07 Yeah, 100%. Because that's – I see me making this kind of Baby Reindeer style. I want to see if they – Maybe I'd hire that guy to be in it. Josh Gad. He could be one of the – I don't even know. Not Josh Gad. That's the guy from Frozen.
Starting point is 00:51:18 Richard Gad. You were so close. Richard Gad, yeah. Definitely not. But Josh Gad would be a slay too. Richard Gad could be a bartender too. He could be in the tavern with me. He does give off, like, elf kind of vibes.
Starting point is 00:51:29 Yeah. Definitely mystical, you know, something. I love him. How do we get in touch with him? I feel like he must be pretty easy to get a hold of, no? Yeah. Just send him a lot of emails and phone calls. Just hit him up, DM.
Starting point is 00:51:42 Hey, what's up in your DMs? I love this so much oh my god we love I can't wait for Pride next week it's gonna be so much fun did you go to Pride this weekend? no I did not first of all
Starting point is 00:51:52 I didn't know Pride like WeHo Pride the parade started like literally the 1st of June I was like well because I think because it fell on the weekend right? I could have sworn
Starting point is 00:52:02 it there was a Pride like at the end of June before. But the last time I've gone was like, I don't know, 2019 or something. So I'm sure things are different. Was it the big one? Was it the big one this weekend? It was the big one.
Starting point is 00:52:13 Oh. I'm pretty sure. Yeah, I always felt. So the parade and stuff happened this weekend. Yeah. Oh. Maybe. It does shift though.
Starting point is 00:52:19 I think they have one in downtown LA too. Yeah, the LA Pride is I think next weekend or this coming weekend. JoJo Siwa is performing at that one she's booked this prize she's performing book her new song is good you know again if she wasn't like you know her problematic era the dobrix pizza oh i know dobrix collabs dobrix and jojo club i mean it's really so funny how cancellation is just like not a thing in fact like it makes you more powerful all these people didn't cancel just end up together they're like jojo and david unionizing joey is joey is the one unionizing all of them because he has james charles now i was like damn joey
Starting point is 00:52:55 are you entering your problematic era careful i was gagged i was gagged he doesn't care anymore he's like i dig out yeah after jojo He's like, I dig out. Yeah, after JoJo, he's like, whatever. That makes me scared, though. I'm like, okay, JoJo James, who's like the third Infinity Stone? Colleen? Could you imagine? What is the chew or spill? What is it called? The show?
Starting point is 00:53:19 Two word spill? Chew or spill? Oh, oh. What is it called? Spiller. Oh. Spew. Spew. Is it? Spew or is it spewer spill spill um is that what he's doing so he's kind of doing the james corden thing i think so yeah i love it i love that he just takes other me too just take other people's ideas and make a mural like this is my idea now i mean iconic we love it yeah so they teased the james one coming
Starting point is 00:53:42 up and i was like this is does he ask him? Because like I feel like he just goes easy. Like he did ask some good ones to Daniel and JoJo, but like is he going to ask him about, you know, everything? I don't know. Like the armpits. You know what I mean? Like I feel like I wouldn't. I mean obviously that's so scary. I mean I want to, but like do you mind if he's here?
Starting point is 00:53:59 And I'm just like, okay, so why armpits? Why aren't you asking ages and confirming with the ID? Like ID confirmation is so easy. Like literally just sending your ID. You know what I mean? Like it's like an easy thing. Yeah. I don't see Joseph Michael Graceffa
Starting point is 00:54:14 like asking the hard-hitting questions to James Charles Dickinson. Is that his name? I love a government name. I love it. Me too. But can I just tell you, like I do love we're in the era of baby names
Starting point is 00:54:24 of just not being James or Joey or John or Michael or you know what I mean? Like I love that everyone Me too. But can I just tell you, like, I do love we're in the era of baby names of just not being James or Joey or John or Michael or, you know what I mean? Like, I love that everyone's, like, naming their baby, like, who had, oh, like, what's it? Brumble, Brumble Honey. Like, I love that. You know what I mean? Oh, Nora Smith.
Starting point is 00:54:35 Yeah. Whimsy Lou. Who are the other ones? Blue. Blue. Blue. Blue Ivy? No.
Starting point is 00:54:42 No. The Brandt family. Isn't it Blue LeBrandt or something? I don't know. I just love that we're naming babies fun names. You know what I mean? And if one more person asked me, they'll be like, oh my God, she's so cute. What's her name?
Starting point is 00:54:53 Elvis. Is it a boy? What? It's 2024. Why are we like just genderizing everybody right away? Like, you know what I mean? Like, you know, or assuming. Just assuming.
Starting point is 00:55:02 Like, whatever. Anyways, it doesn't matter. Elvis is iconic and we love but um anyways i feel clear in my mind just fyi for anyone watching like i feel very clear in my mind in my head you don't need to sign a wheel or anything yeah i should though i don't understand think about that too i was like probably should sign that but that also feels like weird manifesting because i really do think i manifested the epidural going wrong i watched so many tiktoks of people being like, oh, the epidural went wrong. And it's this and that. And it happened. I think I want to say it was Savannah LeBrant that posted their vlog and she
Starting point is 00:55:30 got shocked. They felt a shock. And I remember seeing that two days before I gave birth. And that happened to me. And it was so weird. It shocked my hip. So I do feel like that's why I don't really like to even talk about epidural going wrong because I don't want anyone to have that in their head. But it is kind of scary. But I am very clear mind. On that note, too, I love Rachel Zegler. I think I had like a lobotomy during my C-section because I see the world so different now. When I was watching West Side Story, we watched it because he hadn't seen it. We watched it on Saturday.
Starting point is 00:55:59 And I was just like, this girl's a star. Like she's angelic. She's beautiful. She's pure. Yes, Rachel. And I was just like, damn, people are so hard on her because this girl is getting her big. Because if you think about it, who was talking – Ben Platt was talking about this. Oh, shout out Ben Platt because she was performing with Ben Platt this weekend at the Palace Theater.
Starting point is 00:56:20 Did you see that? I did see that. And he was so spot on. He was like, this girl's career start is crazy. Like Like Steven Spielberg musical, Disney princess, franchise movie with Hunger Games. And I was like, yes, yes, yes, yes. This is why people are hating on her because she just came and was like, I'm starring in everything from the get go. Sorry to all you who didn't do this. Like, sorry that you had to be a background in the movie. Like I get to be the star off the bat. And I was telling Moses, I was like, you know what? I found this girl when she was like 14,
Starting point is 00:56:44 15 doing Hamilton covers. I was like, I was like the original Rachel Zeg the bat. And I was telling Moses, I was like, you know what? I found this girl when she was like 14, 15 doing Hamilton covers. I was like, I was like the original Rachel Zegler Stan and I loved seeing her shine in West Side Story. She had an accent. She was,
Starting point is 00:56:50 I don't want to do it. I don't want to sound offensive, but I think she did a very good accent of like she was Puerto Rican in the movie. Or she might be Puerto Rican in real life.
Starting point is 00:56:56 I don't know, but she's doing a Puerto Rican accent, I think. I don't think she has one in real life, right? No, not in real life. Crazy good accent.
Starting point is 00:57:02 West Side Story is a gem. I hated the original movie. I'm a musical girl. I think the original movie. I'm a musical girl. I think the original musical, I'm just like, I know it's like hot take, but also I want to say the original Maria was not even Hispanic. Like whitewash? I think she's Natalie Wood. And maybe I'm wrong, but I'm pretty sure she's Caucasian.
Starting point is 00:57:18 But maybe I'm wrong. Maybe she was not. But I'm pretty sure she was. Oh. She was the one who, she died, someone like, she fell off a boat. Oh. They're like pushed. She had a one who, she died, someone like, she fell off a boat. Fell, oh. They're like pushed. She had a really sad ending.
Starting point is 00:57:29 I don't really know. She was really good. But anyways, I didn't like the original West Side Story. I think Tony Curtis might have been the original. Anyway, did you ever watch it?
Starting point is 00:57:35 No. I do want to watch it for Rachel Zegler though. I can't believe you haven't seen it. No. What else have I not seen of Rachel Zegler? I saw She's Damn Too
Starting point is 00:57:42 for Rachel Zegler. She's Damn Too, but not West Side Story. That's wild. And she 2 but not West Side Story. That's wild. And she's glowing in West Side Story. She is like angelic, ethereal, like everything in West Side Story. Like it's actually gorge. She's like, I actually liked her more than Mike Feist.
Starting point is 00:57:55 I actually don't know. Mike Feist is great. Now that I love him in The Challengers, not watching him in West Side Story again, I was like, damn, he should have gotten an Oscar. Even Quentin Tarantino said he should have gotten an Oscar. I was like researching his role as Riff and Quentin Tarantino was like he should have gotten an Academy Award for it and he definitely should have. And so should have Rachel Zegler. I know the girl who played Anita got it and she was wonderful. I forget her name. Do you
Starting point is 00:58:11 know her name? No. You know her. I know her. She's the one that's like Angela Bassett did the thing. You know that girl? Oh God. Why am I forgetting her name? It's like Dubois or something like Andrea. Yeah. Oh my God. She was in Hamilton I think. Ariana DeBose. Oh my God. How could I forget her? Yeah. Iconic. She won the Oscar for it. I remember that. Rachel won the Golden Globe.
Starting point is 00:58:29 Oh, she did? Perf. But it was like, I think it was already like the, what was it? 2020, right? So like everything was already. I remember she did it like on Zoom or something. Oh, really? I think so.
Starting point is 00:58:42 Yeah. But the girl who played, what's her name? Amber? Oh, no, no, no, yeah. But the girl who, what's her name, Amber? Oh, no, no, no. The Golden Globes were like canceled so they were like barely making their comeback. This was like after
Starting point is 00:58:51 the Emily in Paris debacle. Oh, okay, okay. Yeah, so it was like a quiet Golden Globe. So she didn't have like her big moment. Oh, that sucks. You win and then it's like,
Starting point is 00:58:58 oh, I gotta do it via like Zoom or something. Yeah, for this canceled award show. Damn, I hope she got it though. I'm sure she did. Rachel, I love you. Please come on.
Starting point is 00:59:05 So iconic. Like I'm telling you, actually I did like her better than Mike. I'm sure she did. Rachel, I love you. Please come on. So iconic. Like I'm telling you, I actually did like her better than Mike. Like all these women, like again, my brain is being rewired through, I guess, giving birth to a female. I was just like, oh my gosh, like Nicola outshines all these hot guys. Like the hot guys are hot, like not gonna lie. But Nicola outshines them where I'm just like, I actually want to know this person. I was Googling her.
Starting point is 00:59:23 I was like, I want to know her. Rachel's like, look too, and what's her story? Obviously there's a ton of hot guys in what's her story, but I was like, I want to know this person I was googling her I was like I want to know her Rachel Zegler too and West Side Story obviously there's a ton of hot guys in West Side Story but I was like I want to know more about this angel right here so it's like this whole weird thing happening I don't know what it is um but it's wonderful and I just I just love girls you know what I mean I love I love the boys too but I don't know it's just I guess not because Moses is like in my dreams as all these men I don't see them as whatever I see them as their characters and Moses gets to cosplay them for me in my dreams. But it's a beautiful thing.
Starting point is 00:59:48 West Side Story is wonderful. I know it's an old movie, but you need to watch it. It's so good. I would definitely watch it. Because I'm going to go through the whole Rachel Zegler filmography for sure. You have to. I really don't think I'm missing much. I think maybe I'm just missing West Side Story.
Starting point is 01:00:00 You saw Hunger Games. Uh-huh. She's here too. No, is that it? Is that what she's done? I feel like she's done so much more. I she must have been something else i know she has like a lot of stuff coming out she's booked and busy um because she has like snow white she has another she had a movie that premiered at south by southwest i think it's called like y2k that's
Starting point is 01:00:17 coming out oh love that title i don't even know what it is but i love it yeah that's it so far i mean i guess it's only working since like 2019 or something that's a lot crazy how insane that happened that's like i'm so happy for her i'm like i really want to see her um doing romeo and juliet is she yeah is she doing in new york i think when is it i think it's starting like soon she's doing it with um Conner. Is that his name? Is it off Broadway or is it on Broadway? That's a good question. Kate Conner. It's not the one Tom Holland's doing.
Starting point is 01:00:50 No. That one. That's in London, right? This one is like, I think it's like Romeo Plus Juliet. It's supposed to be like the younger. Tom Holland's, I heard it's all like dark. It's Shakespeare? I know the music is by Jack Antonoff for like Rachel Zegler's movie. So I think it's like.'s shakespeare i know the music is by jack antonoff for like rachel
Starting point is 01:01:05 zegler's one so i think it's like updated yeah okay i kind of want to say it's like the remember like the leonardo dicaprio movie one where it was like younger yeah kind of like more colorful i feel like it's that romeo and juliette not and juliette romeo and juliette i think there's one on broadway called and juliette and it's like Backstreet Boys songs or something. But obviously that's probably a different one. Yeah, it's on Broadway. Romeo plus Juliet. Okay. I didn't hear about this.
Starting point is 01:01:29 It's a revival. When's it coming out? I think it's – they're promoting it. So I think it's like June. Oh my God. Are you going to go? I really want to go. I mean I don't really like New York like that.
Starting point is 01:01:40 But I will – You don't? I don't either. I just like the shows. I just always go out for shows. And I want to see Ben Platt. He's only there for like another week or two at the palace theater i really want to see rachel he was oh we gotta go well i don't know if i can go but you should go i can go actually i can go we're gonna get an rv let's load them up well i'll just
Starting point is 01:01:57 go across country yeah i'm down for that can you bring rvs to new york where do you park them i don't even know yeah where do you park right like if we all go as a family we get an apartment there for three months while I do Broadway how do we where do we park the RV there's parking lots is there is it safe to just leave it there it's not safe anywhere anymore well definitely walking in New York we're definitely never walking it although that sucks because like driving in New York is like the worst in like Times Square but it's like now you have to be careful all those people punching people oh that one girl bought a hamptons house the one that got punched in the face she bought a hamptons house and everyone's pissed about it with wait how did she sue or something or no i think she just is like got huge after that successful successful
Starting point is 01:02:36 influencer she bought a hamptons house and then like a range over in the same day and everyone's like damn so she capitalized off getting i mean i guess if you got punched you might as well capitalize absolutely i think so too i mean it I guess if you get punched, you might as well capitalize on it. Absolutely. I think so, too. I mean, it sucks, but if you can capitalize off of it, you might as well. I'm not sure the punch was the... I think so. She's just an influencer. I don't think she was...
Starting point is 01:02:53 Oh, she was one before the punch. I don't think she was popular before. I mean, I don't think she was. You think she was full-time? Yeah. I've seen so many people talk about, in general, being an influencer, how much money it can make you. So I don't know.
Starting point is 01:03:05 I'm reaching out for a statement. From who? Who is it? Who is he reaching out for? So, we can circle back to Pride really quick. Because, okay, I was reaching out for a statement. Did you see the videos of Hasan at Pride? No.
Starting point is 01:03:21 Oh, yeah. It was like the it boy of Pride. Yeah. That's when I really had Pride FOMO. I was like the it boy of what yeah that's when i really had pride fomo i was like oh my god interesting so was he there as an ally or he was there as an ally yeah um do you know you probably don't know austin show he's like on that podcast with like hasan cutie cinderella then it's like austin the one he says gay yes he's gay okay so he's there with him yeah they're like really good friends so um they went they streamed on their twitch from pride oh how does that work do they have good
Starting point is 01:03:50 wi-fi and weho i guess they have little microphones clipped and i guess like on their phones oh okay yeah it was boots on the ground literally boots on the ground love that we need to do more boots on the ground but i'm sorry you're gonna can't anyways that's the whole thing i know you're gonna cancel boots on the ground oh my god okay yeah i need let me let's touch on that first and then we'll come back i literally was so close to going but it was on a freaking tuesday the tuesday after memorial day at night in santa barbara that's why all these events are during the week like pride is all the pride i got invited to a pride playboy party but it's on a monday it's tonight oh but it's it's like 11 PM to 5 AM. And I'm like, I'm in bed.
Starting point is 01:04:27 What is with all these events? Like at night, like on a weekday. I'm like, can we, I need like a matinee. Right. I know late night events.
Starting point is 01:04:34 I just can't do anymore. I love, I love a noon. Anything. Same. Yeah. It canceled was like closer. Like Santa Barbara for me,
Starting point is 01:04:40 I guess it's like an hour, an hour and a half, maybe. So yeah. Damn. I'm really sad we missed it I know me too especially when I saw Jake Shane there then I got real pumped I was like oh my god
Starting point is 01:04:50 Octopus is there and he had Ben Platt on his podcast no did he yes how does he get everyone I don't know and I think they were even singing were they singing together and I was a little jealous I think they were singing Dear Evan Hansen or something and I was like so jealous I was like who's his book think they were singing Dear Evan Hansen or something. And I was like so jealous.
Starting point is 01:05:05 I was like, who's his booker? I'm like, is he his booker? Because Harry Daniels must be his booker because I would love nothing more. Yeah, he has them on everything. I'm like, oh, God, Ben Platt. I really love him. As far as like do we pick our favorite gay of the month for gay pride or no? Maybe gay of the week.
Starting point is 01:05:19 Gay of the week. Because I feel like gay of the month is like that's so hard. There's so many. Oh, maybe at the end of the month we'll do it. My gay of the week, I don't know. I feel like he wouldn't appreciate this because Ben Platt I feel like is very serious and doesn't like to just be called gay of the Month is like, that's so hard. There's so many. Ooh, maybe at the end of the month we'll do it. My Gay of the Week, I don't know. I feel like he wouldn't appreciate this because Ben Platt, I feel like, is very serious and doesn't like to just be called Gay of the Week. But I love him so much, more than anything in the whole world.
Starting point is 01:05:33 I'm on my Dear Evan Hansen kick again, also because of Mike Feist. But I love Ben Platt more than anything in the whole world. I think he got an unfair treatment of the Dear Evan Hansen movie when it came out. Everyone was so pissed he was in the role. And I was like, OK, he originated the role. I was sad Mike Feist wasn't in it because he originated Connor Murphy. Anyway, that's the whole thing. But I love Ben Platt. And I think his voice is so beautiful. And I think he's like the angel. He's like the male equivalent of Rachel
Starting point is 01:05:54 Zegler. He's like an angelic voice, ethereal presence. Like I just love him so much. And I don't care that he's an epic baby. I think that's kind of everything. I think that's how you get in the whatever. But he's like super talented. I love him so much. He was on Therapist. I was so jealous. Ben Platt, please come on. You're my gay of the week.
Starting point is 01:06:11 And I'm sorry if that offends you. I feel like some people get offended by that. And I'm sorry. But I think it's cute, right? I think it's cute. Who's your gay of the week? Should we do gay and lesbian? Or is it just one? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:06:20 Doesn't gay encompass everything? Queer. Queer. Okay. Yeah. So queer of the week? No. I think that sounds worse.
Starting point is 01:06:26 You think? I don't know. You tell me. You're our gay officiator. You can tell me what I can say or not. Queer of the week, sure. Yeah, that covers everything. Well, I could be queer of the week. Yeah, true.
Starting point is 01:06:38 You'll be queer of the month. Honestly, Chapel Road. I'm like really on my chapel like kick right now I've been listening to her a lot they're picking the date in July so I'm just
Starting point is 01:06:52 still in the works that'll be the one guest I'll be happy like that's what I'm saying I want like our guests that I'm just like obsessed with and like a Chapel Road
Starting point is 01:06:59 is like I will save all my interviewing skills for her that would be iconic it girl yes it girl for sure I love her okay yeah perfect so yeah I think she's my I think she's my queer of the her. That would be iconic. It girl, for sure. It girl, for sure. I love her.
Starting point is 01:07:05 Okay, yeah, perfect. So yeah, I think she's my queer of the week. Has she been performing any Pride? Yeah. Not Pride. She's been performing like her own shows and festivals. She was opening for Olivia? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:07:15 They're on a break right now because Olivia's in the UK, I want to say. But she did like a festival in Boston. Chapel did. And she was like, like the crowd was crazy for her. Love. I know people ask now. They're like, is she coming on your podcast? Like, no.
Starting point is 01:07:30 Now I feel like she's so popular. I know. Of course. The second they start talking to us, she frigging takes off. It always happens. I know we really need to get in on someone like ground level. Right before. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:07:40 And I feel like we were almost there. Cause I heard her on nylon talking about me and Mabu Barbie. I was just like, oh my God. Like who's this person? And now she's everywhere. And she's like the biggest star ever. And I was like, were almost there because I heard her on Nylon talking about me and Mabu Barbie. I was just like, oh my God, who's this person? And now she's everywhere and she's like the biggest star ever. And I was like, oh, I love her so much too. Okay. We love you guys.
Starting point is 01:07:52 Come on the podcast. Now it's just me just asking and putting it out there in the world. No, I don't know. I don't know anyone. I have no connections yet, but you know, maybe with Harry Daniels. Yeah, with Harry on our side. On Team Just Judge. Good job, Therapist, for literally booking all these people.
Starting point is 01:08:06 Like, it's actually insane how connected he is. I think he's an industry plant. I heard an Epo baby. Oh, that I believe. Because how do you know all these people? Yeah. How are you just best friends with Sophia Grange? And Glenn Powell.
Starting point is 01:08:19 Right. We love it. I wish I was an industry plant. I'm waiting to be planted. I can't even clock it. Like, if I was an Epo baby, like, I would definitely take advantage of it. Yes. I think recently Uma Thurman's daughter was like, yeah, I definitely got casted in Quentin
Starting point is 01:08:32 Tarantino's movie because I was an Ebo baby. Yeah, Once Upon a Time in Hollywood. Yeah. Because originally she's like, I had to audition. Everyone's like, but then she admitted to it. And I was just like, yeah, I mean, but why not? Like, your mom's Uma Thurman and Quentin Tarantino's obsessed with her. Like, why would you not want to be in an Ebo baby?
Starting point is 01:08:42 Yeah. Your mom's Uma Thurman. Your dad's Ethan Hawke. Yeah. It's like the two, like, of course you're going to be? Yeah. Your mom's Uma Thurman. Your dad's Ethan Hawke. It's like the two, like, of course, you're going to take advantage of it. It's iconic in every way.
Starting point is 01:08:49 Nepo babies are my favorite. Yeah. And also people are obsessed with it in the entertainment industry, but it happens all over the world. T. Yeah. I mean, like,
Starting point is 01:08:56 there's a lawyer and their son becomes a partner in the company. If there's construction, anything, you know, people want to have their kids continue the family business. That's a Nepo baby. We haven't seen any influencer Nepo babies yet. Well, they're too young. They want to have their kids continue the family business that's an epo baby like we haven't seen any influencer nepo babies yet well they're too
Starting point is 01:09:08 young they need to have kids no but that's what i'm saying i feel like that's happening though like the influencers are having kids so it's like is there gonna be a second generation influencer that's funny like a shane's baby's just doing the conspiracy theories you know what i mean our family business is a tiktok to be influencers on tiktok that that's what i'm How weird would that be if one day – I just don't know if influencers are going to be around. Maybe. Maybe they will. I don't know. It's such a weird thing to think about.
Starting point is 01:09:30 But like 16, like is there influencers in 16 years? I don't know. I'm trying to think of like a – Probably. I think so, honestly. Because like let's say I started my career at 18. Let's say I had a baby at 18, right? And now my baby is – I'm so bad at math.
Starting point is 01:09:44 How old would my baby be? 15 years old or or something now it's like would they be doing tiktok i think so well if not it'll be a different type of media but i think in general the way society is going there'll be less and less regular jobs they get more automated and there'll be more and more people just living their life meaning being influencers just by being alive you know so there'll be more and more people just living their life meaning being influencers just by being alive you know so there'll be more influencers over time coming around i don't know if we need more influencers it's crazy seeing influencers in the wild when i got my hair done like just seeing influencers just like setting up their tripods to film and i know that's how you have to do it but i'm like it's such a weird thing to see people like then the girl's like do you want a haircut
Starting point is 01:10:21 and a blush just can i film it and i was like oh my god i mean that's what you have to say but it's like so weird it's such a weird thing now but i God. I mean, that's what you have to say, but it's like so weird. It's such a weird thing now, but I don't know. We have to come back. We're still going on the Hassanit. I want to know about this Hassanit pride. There's more to it. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 01:10:31 Okay, there's more to it, but wait, what was I going to say? We were just saying about Nebel Baby. Okay, maybe I lost my train of thought. Northwest Nebel Baby. Oh, God, I know. That happened. I know that this is – you know what? I kind of feel – again, maybe I have like a lobotomy or something, but I'm just like,
Starting point is 01:10:44 wow, people are like so hard on her and I like understand and get it right but it's like a child and it's like not like it's a Broadway touring show where people it's like a one night thing like I don't know what are your thoughts I really thought like people were being so mean like yeah I mean I understand why it got so much backlash I think because it's not like um it's not like a Kanye West concert and then she comes out. You know what I mean? Or like a Kim Kardashian. Like if I see Northwest at like a Kim Kardashian fashion show, I'm like, that's cute.
Starting point is 01:11:12 Yeah. Kind of like when like Pink brings out her daughter all the time or like Kelly Clarkson sings with her kids sometimes. Yeah. So like that makes sense. But I think just because it's like the Hollywood Bowl, it's like not a Kim Kardashian production. It's like. Might be though.
Starting point is 01:11:26 It might have been. Well, I did a little bit of digging. So the production that like the people who produce it also are producers of the Kardashians. Yeah. There it is. So there's the tie in. It's going to eventually air on Hulu and Hulu. I mean, on Disney Plus and Disney Plus and Hulu merged. And they like. So it's Disney. Kardashians like Hulu. Yeah. The face of Hulu and Hulu I mean on Disney Plus and Disney Plus and Hulu merged and they like so it's
Starting point is 01:11:46 Disney. Kardashians are like Hulu. Yeah the face of Hulu. Yeah basically. So that's what it is. And like it's I mean that's just what it is like it's like I don't know how to even say it like that's how the world works you know like they're the face of Hulu they make
Starting point is 01:12:01 the most money people are talking about it. It wouldn't have been talked about really unless like like, you know, that's what they wanted. They wanted publicity for this little event. And they got it with Northwest. They got a lot. Because I never even knew the Hollywood Bowl did these shows. I was just like, oh, and I guess they do it all the time or something. I was like, okay, I didn't know.
Starting point is 01:12:18 I think they did one with The Little Mermaid last year, I want to say. They did one with The Little Mermaid, like, 10 years ago, I bet. Oh, my God. It was, like, I remember Rebel Wilson was, like, Ursula. Okay, not 10 years Mermaid like 10 years ago, I bet. It was like, I remember Rebel Wilson was like Ursula. Not 10 years ago. No, it was. I swear. I remember I had platinum blonde hair. I was living in the Palazzo. I had my little like Cinderella
Starting point is 01:12:33 cape on. I would say 2015. Let me see if I'm right. 2016. It was close. I was like, okay, so eight years ago. You're so right. That's wild. And Joshua Robert Cooley was Little Flounder who's now in The Descendants
Starting point is 01:12:47 who I love so much he was on Broadway he would have been a great dear Evan Hansen he was in Les Mis I just love him so much and he was there like and just like
Starting point is 01:12:53 yeah it was like an iconic show and it was Queen Latifah or yeah Rebel Wilson I think like who was Ariel was it the girl from
Starting point is 01:13:00 Sarah oh god I can't remember anyways it was John Stamos was in it it was a huge thing and so I didn't remember that wow yeah but they might have done a new one too I don't know I didn't keep God, I can't remember. Anyways, it was – John Stamos was in it. It was a huge thing. So I didn't remember that. Wow.
Starting point is 01:13:06 Yeah. But they might have done a new one, too. I don't know. I didn't keep up. Like, I didn't know they did this all the time. I didn't know they did them. Oh, Sarah Barry Ellis was Ariel. That's what it was.
Starting point is 01:13:12 Yeah. I said waitress. I was like, okay. Yeah. Right? I think she was – anyways, I don't know. Yeah, she was waitress. Okay.
Starting point is 01:13:17 Okay. So, okay. So then – so what if you went to that and then there was, like, a little celebrity kid who was, like, singing badly? Would you be like – Yeah, it's like one song. I get it if it was like the full play, right? She's Simba in the whole play and it's like, oh my god, this is kind of like hard to watch or whatever.
Starting point is 01:13:31 Maybe. But it's not like they're putting her in like the big production of like a live remake. It's like a once-off song. It's like watching John Stamos do it. Like he was in Little Mermaid and is he a singer? Like no. But it's like, oh, it's John Stamos singing. Or I saw a production of Chicago with Cooper Gooding Jr. and like horrible singing. but like it's kubo jr so you're just like that's kind of iconic
Starting point is 01:13:49 we get to see him you know what i mean and that was a full chicago run you know so i i guess you're right yeah i think it's like a lot of people do love the kardashians a lot of people love northwest and it's like i think you know stunt casting for sure stunt casting for sure and that's just how the world works so when you see me on broadway and i can't sing it's just me preparing people for what i go on broadway at least like you would really work at it i guess like north i feel like kim should have like really put her in a little bit more like classes a little bit more maybe she did maybe they put her through it and maybe that was her absolute best you know what i mean and i kind of felt bad people dragging her and then a lot of people like i'm not gonna drag her but i'm gonna drag the parents i'm like
Starting point is 01:14:24 but if that was my daughter and she's like you you can star in the Hollywood Bowl, I'd be like, absolutely, babe. Go up and do it. You know what I mean? I get it. I get it to a certain degree, right? But like I guess as someone who couldn't sing, my parents still encouraged me to like audition for shows. I never got casted. But like they still encouraged it.
Starting point is 01:14:40 And I was like, I guess if I had that opportunity at 10, like I would have, you know. She's not going to be like in the movie Wicked. You know what I mean? But it's true. Yeah. That's like, you know, this family thinks that any publicity is good publicity. And I think when it comes to kids, you kind of have to pause on that. You know, it's like, oh, really?
Starting point is 01:14:56 Like, what is the gimmick? You know, is the gimmick that she's going to do badly and people are going to like that attention? Maybe they didn't know. You know, you'd like look at your child through rose-colored glasses like maybe they really thought like she you know i don't think she was horrible like it's like she's saying the words it's a very delicate thing because maybe she was already doing it and then they're like well you're not gonna stop it's worse probably to tell her look you're not gonna do the role because you're not good enough or i
Starting point is 01:15:21 it's a it's a messy. I thought she stayed on beat. She sang her words like, I thought it was pretty good. Like there are those prodigy kids that are on Broadway, like Josh Robert Cooley and all those people that are just like so amazing
Starting point is 01:15:33 or Gatton Madurato. But you know, then there's those ones that are just average and I think they should also get a spotlight. I mean, I get it. I get it. She's like super rich
Starting point is 01:15:41 and like doesn't need to do it, but you know, she's still a baby. She's still a child of God. Everyone deserves an opportunity. I thought people were really harsh. And I saw this too right before I gave birth right after. And I was just like, God, people are being so mean to this baby.
Starting point is 01:15:54 Like I guess I think of like my daughter. Like if that was my daughter, I'd be like, you assholes. Like she's doing her best. She worked hard. She rehearsed. You know, she wants to be a star. And just because she's not like gifted naturally, like don't rob her of this one opportunity she might get in life you know what
Starting point is 01:16:06 i mean so i don't know my take yeah i feel that and i think in beyonce's movie for like the renaissance tour she talked about how like blue ivy like she went up and danced in one of her like numbers on tour and everyone was so mean about blues dancing and then she got better yeah but obviously that really messes you up as a child you know what i mean to have like did she see it did she say like she actually like would go on the internet and like read it and then that's like made her want to go like work harder at it but so then that was a success story yeah so what if northwest sees this right and she's like you know what i'm gonna work hard i'm gonna show these people wrong because that's how i would be if i got offered broadway i would be like i'm gonna do vocal lessons i'll pay for my own stuff i'm gonna train i'm gonna work out i'm gonna eat right like i'm gonna Because that's how I would be if I got offered Broadway. I would be like, I'm going to do vocal lessons. I'll pay for my own stuff.
Starting point is 01:16:45 I'm going to train. I'm going to work out. I'm going to eat right. Like, I'm going to show everyone, like, how good I can be at this. You know what I mean? And so – because when I did – speaking of British folk, when I did that, they're like – he's like, did you actually, like, want to be a pop star or were you trolling us?
Starting point is 01:16:54 I was like, no, I actually thought I was good. Like, I really did and I really want to be a singer and I'm still going to make it happen. You know what I mean? So it's like – I think it just encourages you to be better. And I feel like I've gotten better. You know what I mean? I feel like I've gotten better since the beginning. And you have to start somewhere, right? Just because she's not a prodigy right off the bat, like, maybe she's like I think it just encourages you to be better. And I feel like I've gotten better. You know what I mean? I feel like I've gotten better since the beginning.
Starting point is 01:17:05 And you have to start somewhere, right? Just because she's not a prodigy right off the bat. Like maybe she's like I really love to do this and I'm going to work really hard at it. And I think someone told me anyone could sing. Like I remember like someone that was on our podcast. I can't remember. But someone's like literally anybody can learn to sing, which I don't know if that's true. But maybe, you know, maybe if you give lessons.
Starting point is 01:17:23 So I think she could and she has the means to do it so that was really sad though yeah people were i thought people were being mean i was just like damn people need them yeah i guess i understood like the controversy but also like contextually like you said it's not like a big like broadway production ranking it's like a one-off like tribute concert that's like kind of like unserious at the end of the day it's not like a you know a whole respectable like broad i mean obviously jennifer hudson there's like she's freaking singing but like the whole thing is not like supposed to be well they had like nathan lean they had all the original people which was like really cool but um yeah i mean that's just that's just how the
Starting point is 01:17:55 world works entertainment purposes entertainment purposes and i think even in the work field that's just how it is like you said like the boss's son is gonna get the promotion over you you know what i mean just if you're in the corporate world, it's just life. Life is not fair sometimes. And I Can't Wait to be King is kind of a Nepo baby song anyway. That's so true. So I guess it makes sense. It actually fits very well. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:18:11 Because Simba was like, not to say Northwest, but Simba's like a little brat in the movie, right? Because he's just like, I'm going to be king. I don't need anything, whatever. And Zazu's just following him around or whatever. And then he has to go fend for himself. You know, it's actually, Lion King is maybe like the saddest movie ever. Like watching that, like when I was little,, traumatized me when he saw his dad die.
Starting point is 01:18:28 I was just like – and his uncle. Like, that's so crazy. And that he could have, like, lived and saved and Simba had to go, like, leave because Scar's, like, you have to leave. This is your fault. Like, that's so sad. Like, it's actually one of the saddest movies ever. But you're kind of right. She kind of slayed for it, actually.
Starting point is 01:18:43 Method. It was very method. And now we get to see all the really talented Simbas. Like I see my whole TikTok page is like all these people who auditioned for Simba like in Broadway shows and stuff like that. And they're all really good and talented. And so I'm like, well, they're getting their flowers. They're getting their, you know, little attention on them.
Starting point is 01:18:57 So. Silver lining. Wait, did we finish the whole song gay? No, we have to circle back to pride. And I had something really important I was going to say. Damn. Gosh. I was going to say. Damn. Gosh. I was going to say something
Starting point is 01:19:07 that probably wasn't that important. About gays? Always about gays, for sure. God, I do love them. I know. That was another thing I was like, I feel like if the timing was different, we could have been on a float
Starting point is 01:19:19 at the WeHo Pride Parade. Because I saw the floats and I saw all the drag queens and stuff. Just you should have been there. Lance Bass. I really think Judge stuff just gonna be there i really think just everywhere i want to know and like i guess like anyway that's all i get i just like lance bass is literally everywhere and i see the king is he like the like the king of west hollywood because yeah because he has two bars there he has shout out to um heart and what is that what's the one on the corner, the big one? You don't know?
Starting point is 01:19:47 I don't know anything about West Hollywood. I do know that Heart is combining with another one. Oh, really? Another bar bought Heart and they're turning it into like a cabana theme. Ooh. Yeah. Gosh, that's so annoying. Rocko's maybe.
Starting point is 01:19:58 Rocko's I think is his other one. Oh, yes. You're right. You're right. You're right. You're right. Shout out Lance. Also come on the podcast. I know all my favorite gay friends they always
Starting point is 01:20:05 hang out lance bass and i remember they've hung out with him for literally like 10 to 15 years like literally and every time i would go out with them they're like lance is gonna be there and i never met lance and i see but then i see them with him in pictures so you know it's for real yeah they went to coachella with them they're all this stuff and i was like and they're my close gays and i was just like for so long and i I was like – and they would always say – you remember? I was like, Lance is going to be there. I was like, okay, I got to go out, babe. Lance is going to be there tonight.
Starting point is 01:20:28 Maybe they're gay keeping. They're gay keeping. Gay keeping. Ooh, love it. I like it. That's cute. Gay keeping. That is very true.
Starting point is 01:20:35 Because I was like, I would like to meet Lance too. I would like – you know what I mean? Because he's iconic in so many ways. But it never happened. But I know. I did have a little FOMO too seeing just everyone just be gay and happy and i feel like it was like tame you know what i mean i feel like it wasn't like too sometimes well i guess they can't show on social media but sometimes west hollywood gay
Starting point is 01:20:53 pride would go nuts yeah you know which is like overkill and i feel like this was kind of like well i'm gonna tell the daytime stuff i'm sure maybe at the nighttime it's a little crazy crazy yeah i'm sure sniffies is popping oh for sure but i feel like the downtown alley one gets a crazy oh i'm sure like wild that's like more like bondage the people i know that went last year was more bondage and that's kind of like yeah i thought a little fomo that obviously i even when i was single i never went well i guess i went one year but like you know i like to watch my far i like like having FOMO. I'm like, oh, man, that looks fun. But actually, yes, I was invited to meet up with this one TikToker. His name is Art.
Starting point is 01:21:29 And he's the one that he interviewed his son, actually. Oh, okay. Yeah, he. On their live Twitch. Yes. And I think he was doing, like, interviews at the Grindr bus at WeHo Pride. What's the Grindr bus? It was a bus that had Grindr's logo on it.
Starting point is 01:21:43 So people just, like, met up there. All the people on grinder were like me at the grinder bus grinder please sponsor us we are the number two so it makes sense we're coming for you trixie and katya um but yeah the song was like the we what the song was like the um wait why but was he wearing something I think cause he's just so like he's like
Starting point is 01:22:06 the type for many many gay men like I feel like twinks love him cubs love him otters love him it's just that type like tall
Starting point is 01:22:15 like kind of like burly like he's muscular um he's woke he's you know right he's like in touch with
Starting point is 01:22:23 yes everything yeah yeah I can see that's so interesting so to me if i was a gay man my dream man would be like a choice of on like that to me is like right i feel like that's the dream he's he's just everything he's he's mask he's femme he's cute he's talented he's friends with lily rose depp like you know i just feel like that's the dream you know i don't know i love him that's the dream, you know? I don't know. I love him. That's so weird.
Starting point is 01:22:45 I would never think as, like, a gay man. Like, I – this is why I guess I'm not. I always thought of myself as a gay man. I'm like, maybe I'm not because I, like – while Hasan's, like, an attractive person, I wouldn't think of him as, like, the end-all be-all for my gayness. You know what I mean? Oh, my God. That's so funny. So your type would be Twink if you were gay?
Starting point is 01:22:59 A gay man? Is that what Troye Sivan is? Yeah. Hmm. I think he's kind of daddy. Okay. Right? I think a little daddy. Yeah. I love love choice i'm on he's just so great i think so because you know brad pitt was
Starting point is 01:23:11 talking about they asked him about um shania twain changing the lyrics to ryan reynolds did you see that it's like don't impress me much okay so you think you're brad pitt was the original lyric she changed it so okay so you're ryan reynolds and so they asked brad pitt and brad pitt's like well that's like nice you know sharing whatever he's like, well, that's nice, sharing whatever. He said Austin Butler should be the next one or whatever. But I was like, I think Troy Savant is a Brad Pitt or a Ryan Reynolds. Maybe he needs a couple more rolls, I guess, to get. Like carbs?
Starting point is 01:23:40 Or like rolls, like fat rolls. Like movie rolls. Oh! Like what kind of rolls? movie rolls oh like what kind of rolls hawaiian the fatness goes to my my fat pack is affecting my brain i guess i don't know i'm also never saying i'm fat again ever like i ever since having my second daughter i was like i don't want them to ever feel like they're inferior if they have like a little extra weight or they want to feel weird about eating you know what i mean I watch my daughter eat malibu eat and she's just like doesn't have a care in the world she stops when she's like full I think something that tells us in our head like something traumatizes us where we overeat where we do this and I'm just like I just want
Starting point is 01:24:14 her to like live her life whatever so I'm never saying anyone's fat again I'm never saying I'm fat again like it's just like anyways my my fatness went to rolls because people used to say like oh she has more rolls than a bakery that's how like people were like yeah so I was thinking like fat roll anyways but
Starting point is 01:24:28 we're never using the word fat ever again here I guess you can it's an adjective but not in a mean way I won't ever call anyone a fatty again
Starting point is 01:24:35 you know what I mean James Charles calling everyone fatties okay fatty kind of love that though no more fat here no more fat phobia. Also, you're not.
Starting point is 01:24:46 You look so good. I know. So skinny. I'm not. I'm 243. No. Skinny. You look really good.
Starting point is 01:24:51 Literally, I was saying yesterday to our guests, I was just like, yeah, I was 263. And I don't know if they even told you this, but the lady that was here, she was just like, there's no way you were that fat. And I was like, a week ago, yes. And then she told me I was the same weight as one of my relatives and that was not the same weight as me. And I was just like, who was like 350 pounds. I was like, okay.
Starting point is 01:25:12 And she's like, he was 250. And I was like, no, what? Like, anyways. Jesus. I know. But thank you for thinking I'm skinny at 243. I've been weighing myself like every day and trying to, I'm like, okay, I'm going to get down.
Starting point is 01:25:24 I just want to be under 200 pounds for my own like health and like wellbeing. Even on our wedding, I was 208. So I wasn't even under 200 then. So just for my own sake, I would like to enter 200 pounds, but 163 will get me the Tesla truck. So I don't know why I equate losing weight to money as if that's going to gain me money, but my head, you know, my thought process. It's like a push present.
Starting point is 01:25:46 What would this be? Yeah. It's like a hundred pound weight loss present you can now fit in this tesla truck car i don't know whatever i look really skinny next to the tesla truck from 163 i tried they had a rainbow um cyber truck oh is that what they're called cyber truck yeah my cyber truck is it futuristic cyber truck i like that i think tesla do you want a rainbow one i'll get you a rainbow one would you drive a rainbow if i would want the rainbow yeah it's like the rainbow birkin forever you can never get rid of it that's actually really funny i like that it's like here's a cyber truck but it's gonna be wrapped in a rainbow print so only if it's crystals rainbow crystals
Starting point is 01:26:25 to match the Birkin I can't wait to bring the Birkin on next week that's our guest right here in the middle you have your pride outfit oh you told me I think the shirt
Starting point is 01:26:33 oh yeah the gay boy yeah gay boy yeah I really wanted this like Levi's had like a pride collection
Starting point is 01:26:41 and they had like a denim vest that was like a little star but it was sold out already I was like I don't know why i thought like pride was literally so far away no it's like it's here yeah that's why i thought too i didn't plan this out right because i wanted our pride episode to be at the beginning of june and i was like well had a baby there's a lot of things going on like i and the taylor swift outfit was last minute i didn't know my measurements i feel like the outfit's gonna be like from when i was pregnant but whatever anyway i look skinny in it i guess not that it matters if you're skinny or fat.
Starting point is 01:27:06 It doesn't matter. But I do feel lighter without a belly. I feel like I can actually like breathe and move forward and not just be like – It's really about health for me. I couldn't breathe, so just trying to make it work. Who's that guy? There's a hot guy on your phone. Yeah, so back to the song.
Starting point is 01:27:24 Oh, back to the song oh back to the song we got through the pride there was like a viral moment because um art he interviewed us on and he asked him to spank him um what's your thoughts on that it was the whole thing well a lot of people were like oscar like don't watch this you're gonna be so jealous i'm like i'm okay like did he do it yes he did it. So Art interviewed him and asked him if he was gay. He confirmed that he's not gay. Asked him if he likes gay people or is an ally.
Starting point is 01:27:51 He said no, but he's just keen. Oh, of course. I love that. I love the little deck. Could you imagine? Like, no, absolutely not. I'm here. Anyway, I reached out to Art for a statement because i was like oh this is kind
Starting point is 01:28:05 of iconic like you you got spanked by hassan oh my god so what did he say um i don't know let me see i'm gonna play it you know him or um we're he actually loves the podcast he followed me like yeah i mean he was like um he watches all the episodes okay wait and who is he's a tiktoker he's a tiktoker he's a gay tiktoker he does he goes and interviews like all these like adult film stars and like asks them like gay questions about like positions and stuff he's very ballsy because i'd be so shocked me too like asking questions people want to know you know without and it's good that it's coming from a gay guy because i want to go up to people so many times because you know i always think there's like three positions between like heteros and with like gays i always thought like
Starting point is 01:28:41 one or two but then people are like there's like five you know and you know, or ten. And I'm just like, well, how? How many? Do you know what I mean? Just because lack of holes or whatever, you know? I just think it's so interesting. And it's like if you just – I can't ask a gay person. But like, you know, if a gay asks straight – could you imagine like I can't go up to a zombie and like spank me? That's so crazy.
Starting point is 01:28:58 But I love that so many gay people just get away with it. And I love it. That's why we love gays. They get away with it. And it's amazing. As they should. I think they're the super humans of the world. So they are more deserving.
Starting point is 01:29:12 We love. Oh, my God. Yeah. And he even, like, will do, like, if they say, like, oh, doggy style. He'll say, oh, can you show me? And he'll do it, like, on red carpets and stuff. Art is wild. Wow.
Starting point is 01:29:22 Celebrities are just. He loves you. Oh, shut up. So art. I love the name art, too know why do you know challengers my boyfriend also wants to name our child arts because of challengers and it's a whole thing he wants to name it bow art for the bow art movement what's bow art do you know bow it's an artist thing do you know you're out of
Starting point is 01:29:46 the artist world now i know it's i'm literally going down like the artist like oh no i was just telling him the other day maybe we had this conversation on just trash i was like i just don't get art like i just don't get the art world at all like it's so confusing to me it's like what is the purpose of this like he was talking he didn't know like who i don't know my favorite youtuber was or something and then he i was like how do you not know like i watched him all the time and then he goes well do you know my favorite artist and i was like how the hell am i gonna know your favorite you don't know but i think you should know he never talks about his favorite artist like really i just have like youtube videos
Starting point is 01:30:17 playing all the time so it's impossible to not know but he doesn't talk about like he talks about his favorite like youtubers like i know like doug demuro you know the car guy you know like i know his favorite and it's like so boring like no one knows whatever but it's like i know that about him he doesn't talk about like his favorite yeah i guess he just internalizes it oh that's maybe he needs to work through that why is he internalizing this he's in a relationship yeah art is a good name though it is a good day i had a boy i think i want to name him Riff. Like, West Side Story. It's so good. When Mike Feist dies in it, he has to – Spoiler.
Starting point is 01:30:48 Spoiler. Is it a spoiler? It's like five years old. He's so good. He's like – Oh, my God. I want him on the podcast. He's so bad.
Starting point is 01:30:57 I know he would hate me. He's like a Ben Platt, a Penn Badgley. Like, I just know – So serious. So serious and, like, would never get the vibes. I guess maybe if like Malibu became like a nettle baby interviewer
Starting point is 01:31:06 because he likes little kids he likes to do you know he did those little girls podcasts as an interviewer I was thinking like if she dates him or something I'm like I guess
Starting point is 01:31:15 how old is he in a sweet way oh that's when you start using him be like actually for all the people like she's using Malibu Barbie I'm like no I'm gonna wait
Starting point is 01:31:22 until she's six and I'm like let's interview together with mommy. Okay, no. He just interviewed, did those little girls podcast. He was so sweet. He was.
Starting point is 01:31:30 He was so, like, sweet. Yeah, you're right. Like paternal, like. Yeah, I love him, though. Penn Badger, did you see he's in Ariana Grande's new video? He's so serious. I'm surprised he's in it. He's, like, secretly silly, I guess.
Starting point is 01:31:41 I don't think so. But in, like, a dark, like, scholarly kind of way. But Ariana's also pretty, like, serious. Like, she's a big deal, a dark, like scholarly kind of way. But Ariana's also pretty like serious. Like she's a big deal, you know, so. What's the one, what's the song? Is it We Can't Be Friends? The boy is mine. Ooh.
Starting point is 01:31:53 I can't wait to try him. Ooh, it's gonna be a sexy video then probably. Yeah, I feel like it might be like you-ish. Like the boy is mine, so maybe she's like the one. She's stealing my idea already. She stole my Tavern Maid idea. I would die.
Starting point is 01:32:07 Can you imagine? She hacked my computer somehow in the past 10 days to get this storyline because that was my idea. In fact, Moses said it sounded like you when I was pitching him my idea. He's like, it kind of also sounds like you. And I was like, I think it's actually from that thing. Damn, Ariana. Stealing my thoughts.
Starting point is 01:32:23 Suing. That's wild. Oh God, i love him too i love i do love the serious boys because i just know that they would absolutely hate me so that's why i'm like i don't know it's like the weird self-sabotage thing but like there's this one guy at the gym that like he's a gay guy so you would think like you know we'd be friends or whatever but he is so serious like he doesn't even have like instagram or anything but he's like ripped and like he has like big pecs. He's like a fitness model almost. I'm like, well, what's the point of like being that ripped if you don't even have like Instagram? Yeah, like you're not going to even show anybody?
Starting point is 01:32:51 Yeah. I think that with weight loss, not to go back to this, but I'm just like if you don't even have a podcast where you show your full body, why do you want to lose weight? Like I never wanted to lose weight before, but I'm like watch me just slay this tiny little chair. You know what I mean? I look so tiny when I'm like 163. But if I didn have a podcast who cares just be as fat as you want just put those angles i was like huge and i just had like good angles in my car and just see the bottom half that's all you need you know what i mean i was like asking like our mutual friend i was like does he i was like does he have instagram or something he's like i kind of just want to his body is like crazy like
Starting point is 01:33:21 really it's like fitspo because he's like huge pecs and like whatever he's like no he doesn't have social media i was like what's the point and i'm like well what is he he's married i'm like do you know his husband he's like yeah well his husband is his wallpaper i'm like that's sweet but it's like what does that mean his wallpaper on his phone oh i was like that's obsessive maybe but i just can't imagine like being so hot and ripped and like you go to the gym every day and you never? And you never like photograph it or document it at all. Weird. No.
Starting point is 01:33:47 That's what I mean. I'm like, I cannot relate. No, I do everything for the documentation. Like I want the before and after. I want the TikTok to get 20 million. You know what I mean? Like otherwise who cares? For the plot.
Starting point is 01:33:56 For the plot. For the plot. Yeah. Everything for the plot for sure. Did I say that to Dr. Drew? Dr. Drew's like, I'm friends with, who is he friends with? Jojo or something? Was he friends with Jojo Siwa
Starting point is 01:34:05 or somebody that was problematic and I was like oh okay I think it was Jamie Lynn oh yeah Dr. Drew would be like Jamie Lynn's such a sweet girl I was like oh okay
Starting point is 01:34:13 moving on I'm like do it for the plot Dr. Drew of course absolutely slay Dr. Drew did very well I'm always like
Starting point is 01:34:22 like not to say he's like he's huge he's popular but I know like you know with the new generation you know many people don't know Dr. Drew but people like Dr. Drew on very well I'm always like like not to say he's like he's huge he's popular but I know like you know with the new generation you know many people don't know Dr. Drew but people like Dr. Drew
Starting point is 01:34:28 on the podcast I love him he's been passing the test of time you know because also the things that he stood for over time
Starting point is 01:34:34 shout out going through the AIDS pandemic yeah he was in the trenches that is crazy yeah to think about I guess it wasn't that long ago but it feels doesn't it feels like
Starting point is 01:34:41 I think it was it was before we were born even before I was born it was like in the early 80s yeah yeah so it is kind of crazy to think about because he said before that the big thing everyone was scared was herpes it's like that's so weird so everyone's like oh my god herpes yeah it's like any day and now it's like the a i'm like the aids pandemic it's crazy and to like live through that it's like kind of iconic i think it's like rupaul and stuff like that like when you live through that kind of stuff yeah you went
Starting point is 01:35:03 like i just couldn't imagine right like there's this new disease and it's killing like predominantly gay people around you don't know why or what and it's like and what how's it happening that's so scary it's kind of like how i guess covid was a little bit like you know people just like didn't know where it came from and is it just breathing the air and stuff you know and then people are dying like it's kind of like the same yeah but worse because it's like it's the 80s and they don't have like the technology and the advancement. That'd be such a crazy thing. So shout out to – who was the other one that always talks about it? Billy Porter. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 01:35:29 He also lived through it. And that's why I like respect those people so much. You know what I mean? I just love them so much. I love Billy Porter. I wish he'd come on too. Is he gay? He could be the gay of the week.
Starting point is 01:35:37 He's gay, yeah. Is he gay? Yeah. Gay of the week next week. I love him too. We love it. Okay. It's our pride episode right now we're just going full on oh yeah i'll play my art statement oh did he get did you get it what i did he sent a statement because i wanted to know like what was it like getting spanked by a song like i wanted the
Starting point is 01:35:56 details this is the asker i missed honest i'm a little bit upset with hassan because i expected to get a kiss i wanted to get a kiss on the lips or on a cheek. But he chose to slap me, which is okay. We get it. Honestly, that was probably one of the best slaps in my life. Wow. They're so big. And the way he just casually grabbed me by my shoulder,
Starting point is 01:36:21 bent me over and just slapped. It felt like he knew what he was doing. It felt like it was not his first time with a guy. I don't know. I might be. Wow. But it felt amazing. I am again, a little bit upset. I didn't get a kiss. On a bright note, I actually got a kiss from his best friend, Austin show. That made my day better. But whenever I was interviewing Hassan as well, I was thinking that I'm living a lot of gay people's dream because we do love him.
Starting point is 01:36:51 We do. See? We represent ourselves in a good way. And I think I did. Hopefully next year I'm going to try to find him and do this again and he will agree to kiss. Thank you. Wow.
Starting point is 01:37:02 Okay, let's ease into it. Let's ease into kissing. Can just get into it right away off the bat. Oh oh my gosh he's hired for my Tavern Maid series what's his accent? I don't know where he's European love it that's such a crazy accent like no idea where it's from thanks for that statement
Starting point is 01:37:17 I was like I was pretty gagged to see it I mean I was also jealous because like in Hasan's caption he was like went to pride with my with my gay Austin Austin show and I was pretty gagged to see it. I mean, I was also jealous because like in Hasan's caption, he was like, went to probably with my, with my gay Austin, Austin show. And I was like, with my, yeah,
Starting point is 01:37:29 I was like, yeah, but I love Austin too. I would have done that caption for you if we went. I would have been with my Oscar. I'd rather be your gay than Hasan's gay.
Starting point is 01:37:37 Wow. That's not true, but I'll take it. No, a hundred percent. At the end of the day. If Hasan is like, come on,
Starting point is 01:37:42 whatever his, what's his show called? Hasan show. And you would be like, you would jump ship so fast. Yes. To leavean is like, come on, whatever, what's his show called? Hassan Show? You would be like, you would jump ship so fast. Wait. Yes. To leave, to like, be a guest or leave? To leave. No. If I'm like, if I'm
Starting point is 01:37:51 John Legend, he's Nighthorn on The Boys, and we're like, okay, Team Nighthorn, Team Legend, you're gonna go Team Hassan. If you two turned your chairs around, I would pick you. You would? 100%. There is literally no way I could work with, listen, I can appreciate a straight man, like, I can look at him and be like, giggle. But I would not want to be, like, stuck with a straight man.
Starting point is 01:38:09 Wait, really? Love it. No way. Team Trish forever. A hundred percent. Like, not even a question. You should definitely go be a guest. I mean, he has streams.
Starting point is 01:38:17 Like, you should definitely go be a guest. Go be a guest all day long. I'm always just scared they're going to take you because you're, like, so good. Cancel girls, too. I'm just like, okay, like, I know he's good, but just like chill, you know what I mean? I would be supportive of it no matter what. I mean, we only do it once a week. I want to do twice a week, but we only do it like once
Starting point is 01:38:31 a week, you know what I mean? Like it's. I don't know. It's been a little because we got the Patreon and especially before the baby, we were filming so much. So much. But I was thinking even now, I'm like, we probably have to probably do like Fridays, like every other Friday or something. Yeah, we're almost out. Yeah, I was thinking about that. I was like, we should probably do Fridays and I want to do Wednesdays I'm just like trying to figure it all out it's a lot it's a lot happening and I know you work too it's like doing too much
Starting point is 01:38:51 but I need to get a schedule I need it well anyways we'll get in there yeah I was literally in my head because I'm the same way I didn't want to text either because I was like enjoying my time off I wasn't trying to text me okay so when do we start this when it would it up but we'll figure it out we'll see it all happen yeah we're locking in for summer summer is when everything like youtube gets more poppin this summer anyway yeah i thought i kind of died down in summer but it gets more poppin you think that's what i read like all these reports saying like that's the time to lock in if you're a content creator it's the summertime i guess because just people like kids are home and summer drama always seems to kick off if you think about drama it always happens in the summer like last year was
Starting point is 01:39:22 the colleen drama and then we had drama get then we had then that one summer the 2020 summer was like everybody was like gabby and shane and like oh my god yeah joey yeah summers are kind of crazy actually yeah so someone do something soon is your summer crazy um no i mean with like entertainment stuff everything's kind of slows down because like there's not that much happening especially with the strike there's only like a couple movies that are coming out nothing big so yeah it's kind of like a little bit more mellow yeah all right that's good yeah we can lock in over here let's lock in i need to lock you in let's lock it in because you're basically it's i always tell people like you're basically like full-time with like part-time hours you know what i mean because you like do so much but it's like we only see each other part time but it's kind of like full time you
Starting point is 01:40:05 know what i mean it's like i'll do one and then like i do et like so early in the morning that after i'll like finish at like one or two and then i'll do like patreon and like come film yeah you're always posting the patreon like it's like it's like you did it's good too this past week you posted the wednesday because i didn't know i was like oh my god i've extended and i was like should i tell him to post the bonus and you already posted the bonus one on wednesday it was so good i loved it i was so happy because i was like oh my god but I've extended and I was like should I tell him to post the bonus and he already posted the bonus one on Wednesday it was so good I loved it I was so happy
Starting point is 01:40:26 because I was like oh I don't want to like leave because our Patreon is like literally so good right now and everyone's like so happy over there and I just like
Starting point is 01:40:32 want to keep feeding them I know and after Drama Canin we'll go back and we'll do more dramas yeah the Drama Canin is so fun like I don't even know
Starting point is 01:40:40 what else to do I want to do one I want to do I really want to do Joey vs Gabby because that would be so yeah I think revisiting it is like so fun and like being in like now that everything's passed. It's like –
Starting point is 01:40:49 And everyone's okay. Yeah. I was like, yeah. Right. God, it would be awful if everyone wasn't okay. So yeah. No. We love that so much.
Starting point is 01:40:56 I love it. I just love – I love being back. I love being here. I bet we had a baby. We already talked about it. Right? Do we – I guess we can talk about more on your episode we're doing a father's day episode with moses i gotta do a sit down one too i should talk about them scheduled c-section i gotta do because yeah there's so much to say there's so much all the details yeah it's hard to even verbalize it all now you didn't even say
Starting point is 01:41:18 anything you want to say anything about our baby so elvis so yesterday i went to get flowers for the set and i was trying to find out like what flowers to get and and then i saw these white flowers and i was just like elvis is so like pure like when the baby comes out it's like pure and white and soft and then i was like just as many i took all the white flowers they had and i love that. That's in the set. It's very bright. And yeah, Elvis is, first of all, 9.7 pounds. Big baby. The baby came out. I mean, she's so, it's also like more mature, you know.
Starting point is 01:41:55 And she's so easy. She's so calm. She never cries. She just hangs out. She loves to hang out. The swing. And I noticed when she sees Malibu, she kind of perks up a bit. They're pretty cute.
Starting point is 01:42:07 It's amazing. Yeah, it's amazing to see the two of them together. And you with her. I recommend having two kids if you can. I think two is a good number. Three or four is crazy. I think that's at least two. Because I can see Malibu's life before Elvis and after Elvis.
Starting point is 01:42:22 It's a completely different life. Even the first day, it's hard. It's an adjustment. But now I feel like if the baby is not in the room, she's like, where's the baby? Yeah. This is adorable. And we didn't...
Starting point is 01:42:37 She went one day, just got up on the bed, went to the baby and gave her a kiss. That's so sweet. We never asked her to do it. We never pushed her to do anything. That's her nature. Anyway, it's been such a joy the last week we'll do a full episode who does she look like so far can you tell
Starting point is 01:42:53 she looks like Malibu to the birthmark they have the same birthmark the toes, the feet, the birthmark the eyelashes, everything yeah she really does look yeah and malibu was eight pounds yes she was eight pounds and god but that's the thing albus was eight pounds and eight like at the end of april like beginning of may
Starting point is 01:43:16 she's coming like she's gonna come like that's ready i'm still so shocked by it all i wonder she had she had a her umbilical cord was huge so the doctor She had her umbilical cord Was huge So the doctor said When the umbilical cord is big They get a lot more nutrition So that was just big I wonder if Austin Butler will be her godfather This is an open invitation
Starting point is 01:43:39 To Austin Butler I think anyone who has played Elvis can be her godparent Jacob Elordi or Yeah it's an open invitation I prefer Austin Butler but we'll go. Jacob Elordi or – Yeah, it's an open invitation. I prefer Austin Butler, but we'll go with Jacob Elordi if he wants to do it too because we don't have godparents yet and we have a baptism coming up. So reach out. I was just seeing your shirt and I was like – did you see – speaking of Elvis and that shirt, did you see that woman interviewing Baz Luhrmann on the street? Yes, and she had no idea it was Baz Luhrmann.
Starting point is 01:44:01 Did she actually not know that it was him? She said that she had no idea and the interviewer was kind of acting like she had no idea it was bad did she actually not know that it was him i she said that she had no idea and the interview was kind of acting like she had no idea because she was being kind of like great like a little like uh what is the word like aggressive i guess about her like the way he was with like i guess he's an open marriage or something or kind of open and she was just like really going in on it i was like i think that's how those little tiktok interviews are that's like art with hassan like they just go up and ask questions we got to do that for sure anyways i saw the shirt i love the shirt i love the el i love the baz lorman elvis movie it's so good i've seen every elvis movie and that's my favorite one looks so good yay elvis is in the building i mean we can talk about it for like literally ever we should do like a
Starting point is 01:44:39 we have so much to talk about but i just i don't want you i don't know you know just wanted to make sure you said something too about all this because i guess we should have done at the beginning at the beginning i don't know fine i mean they're here for a while are they here for a while are you still here guys i don't know gatton mozzarella madarazzi how do you say his name gatton from stranger things yeah yeah he said there was a woman in his 40s that said she had a crush on him since he was 13 and he's like inappropriate so weird yeah i guess he won't be in my tavern maid series well i guess he's an adult now he's an adult now i think yeah i mean it's it is weird so weird who says that especially like if it was millie bobby brown like if drake was like oh i had a crush on you when you were yeah same thing basically yeah no women in their 40s it scares
Starting point is 01:45:17 me to be in my 40s now because i feel like women in their 40s are just a little inappropriate in general you know what i mean like the ones that were interviewing like justin bieber or like you know all these movies about like younger guys i'm like maybe when you hit your 40s are just a little inappropriate in general. You know what I mean? Like the ones that were interviewing like Justin Bieber or like, you know, all these movies about like younger guys. I'm like, maybe when you hit your 40s, something weird happens. Because I think Jake and Johnny were saying like a lot of women in their 40s like them. And I'm like, what happens in your 40s where you just become – Midlife crisis vibes, I think.
Starting point is 01:45:35 That's what scares me because I'm just like, why does your brain turn to that? Like you go up to like a 13-year-old actor and be like, I had such a crush on you when you were 13. It's so weird. Poor Gat. I love him. He's such a good Broadway performer, too. J.Lo is no longer on tour because she's heart sick.
Starting point is 01:45:48 Relatable. I love that. She's like, I am heart sick. Well, you were heart sick and you went on with your tour. That was the name of my tour, wasn't it? It wasn't a heartbreak tour. The heartbreak tour. Yeah, heart sick, heartbreak.
Starting point is 01:45:59 I love the liquid death. I love that we actually drink this. I mean, not to say actually, but it's actually good. We drink these at home all the time. I know. We don't need to do this, but it's actually good. We drink these at home all the time. I know. We don't need to do this, but it is part of it. We drink these all the time. We have cases upstairs.
Starting point is 01:46:10 And they keep sending us cases of liquid death. We literally – oh, by the way, we are redoing this down here. I'm so excited. I can't wait to do it. Moses finally got on board with the plan to plan it out. And I was like, we need to do a fridge with the just-dressed waters and the liquid death so people can see. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 01:46:23 That's weird. Because every time people come in here, it's like it should be like a little anyways cheers to liquid i mean they're tasted i like them more than like la croix back in the day oh yeah la croix is trash they were made out of cockroaches allegedly they were but i had i had i kind of like had a vision of how we're gonna make the it's kind of like a lobby slash green room slash yeah i'm so excited about it i have all these my all my my inspo's are like ai renderings i was like can you make this a reality it looks so cool i keep forgetting that they're ai i'm like this looks so cool but definitely tune in next week because there's something wait what next week no two weeks oh
Starting point is 01:47:05 next week's gay pride right as in when you say two weeks I guess yeah I thought I thought this was like one two okay in two weeks
Starting point is 01:47:13 in two weeks yeah two weeks I'm very excited big merch can we say it merch I think we can say it
Starting point is 01:47:20 not the hoodie yet the hoodie's iconic but it's coming by boat yeah this is for summer this is stuff for summer t-shirts but this is a little appetizer but you should definitely tune in because it will probably sell out while we're premiering yeah we do low quantities to start because we used to do high quantities and lost a bunch of money so we're doing low quantities to start luckily we
Starting point is 01:47:36 sell out but you never know you just never know where the tie turns you know what i mean so yes stay tuned for that that was a good that was a good teaser good promo moses is so've definitely fallen more in love. I'm telling you, my whole brain is like rewired because now when I dream, it's like not about these actors anymore. It's like just Moses and all the characters. It's actually crazy. I can't wait for Halloween. Our Halloween too, we have to plan out. We have to plan out. We have to get on that. Like it's already June. I know. And I'm like, okay, we're definitely doing Wicked but like what other ones are we doing with Pink and... Yeah. We have to start brainstorming by like July. I know.'s how i feel for sure i already personal costumes everything like that so we definitely have to start and then i'm like what like our health
Starting point is 01:48:12 journey what size are we going to be that's the problem i wouldn't order the costumes but i'm going to be like a size zero so i'm just like when do i know my measurements you know but then how am i going to be nicola how am i going to be penelope if I'm a size zero? You know what I mean? Are my boobs going to still be there? Do I have to get implants? I don't know. Like it's. It's what the drag queens do.
Starting point is 01:48:30 Oh yeah. A little chest plate. A little chest plate. I know. I don't know. This is so. Can you imagine I'm 100 pounds, but like this whole time I could have been Penelope and then that happens this season of Bridgerton and I become 100 pounds and I can't cosplay
Starting point is 01:48:40 or that would be suck. You know? I lose all my boobs. I don't know. It's. I have so many ideas, but we have to do pink. But we have to all be, like, kind of incohesive with each other. I know, for once. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:48:51 We kind of were last year. We had a couple hits, yeah. Okay. Duncan, Ice Spice. Yeah. Right, right, right. Sharkboy Lava Girl. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 01:48:58 Yeah, we had some hits. You were a magician or something one time. Oh, my wizard. Yeah, you were a wizard because you couldn't find it. But that's iconic, too. I love that kind of stuff. The Kelly Rowland can video. Did you see that one? That one was the most wild to me. If someone put my, like that lady that kept putting her hands on everybody, if someone put their hands on me at the Cannes Film Festival, I would knock her down the stairs. I would push her down. That's wild. Like first of all, anybody putting their
Starting point is 01:49:22 hands on you is crazy because that's, like, literally assault. Like, don't put your hands on me. But then, like, at that thing, especially, like, security. Like, you know what I mean? You just have to, like, usher them along. But it was kind of wild that she, like, put her hands on people. Like, what the hell? Like, it's so weird.
Starting point is 01:49:34 And did she even step on her dress at some point? Yeah. Yeah, I think that's when she turned around. She did. And then someone else had, like, Jesus on their thing. And she was also trying. And then everyone's just pissed at this lady. I was like, well, what is happening there?
Starting point is 01:49:45 The French. I don't know. The French are wild. Yeah. I don't know if I want to go to France. And I saw some people defending it. Well, it's not the Met Gala. Like you got to get inside.
Starting point is 01:49:51 But there's like, you can do it politely. You don't have to like, you know, shove people up the stairs. They're still having their moment of getting photographed. On the steps, which everyone does. Heidi Klum was like twirling and spinning, you know, in the center of the steps. So I was just like, hmm. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:50:03 So Pokimane talked about she, how she hired an editor to edit her videos, but he started falling behind on the edits because – Okay. Maybe he had a double job. Maybe he worked at Entertainment Tonight. Because he was whacking off. Oh, ow. What?
Starting point is 01:50:19 Oh, my God. No. Okay. How did he find out such a thing? What? Yes. He told her this or what? He told her.
Starting point is 01:50:25 What? Yes. No. Yes. Okay, I believe it because I love Pokimane. She's everything. Thanks for my Samsung phone. He must have been doing that while he was telling her.
Starting point is 01:50:33 Like, why would he even tell her? What? That actually made me want to throw up a little bit. I thought it was going to be something cute or funny, and I was like, no. He was struggling to meet deadlines because he was touching himself over the video footage that Poki was sending to him. And he yelled her. Yes.
Starting point is 01:50:46 So according to Pokimane, she worked with various editors, but she worked with this one in particular because she liked his editing style. And she said that eventually the video editor messaged her out of the blue and admitted to the reasons of the lateness. This is how she recounted the conversation. He said, hey, do you have time to talk? I'm ready to finally tell you why I've been struggling so much with deadlines. And Poki said, oh, great.
Starting point is 01:51:09 Hopefully this is something we can fix. And then tell me why he proceeds to tell me the reason why he sometimes would turn around videos a week or two late is because he couldn't stop touching himself. To me. A week or two. Like how long are you good at? Yeah, like a night or something. Okay. Damn. This is why we need
Starting point is 01:51:27 to know your sexual orientation i feel my advice to pokey gay is only gay is only but i know they say it's discrimination right you can't ask people sexual orientation but you should because like if you're straight i don't want you editing my i don't want this a week late my hot topics you know what i mean i like i only want gay you know i don't know i mean luckily i don't want this a week late my hot topics you know what i mean i like i only want gay you know i don't know i mean luckily i don't have a hiring process so you can't sue me anybody you know what i mean we just kind of take them as they are i didn't know our editor was gay but i'm glad he is you know what i mean because i know it would be hard it would be hard watching just strish and like turning this around fast you know i get it especially i know today my little fashion nova
Starting point is 01:52:03 feather outfit the full spectrum here you know yeah so somebody will get them distracted yeah that's very true yeah yeah uh she said what was he editing just like her twitch streams yeah she said that or maybe the asmr that would kind of make sense okay yeah i guess that would make a little bit more sense but she said that she had to halt the conversation because like obviously like obviously, like, the employer dynamic. And it's like, she said, you are the person that I send hours of footage to. Like, I don't want to know any more of what you're doing to, like, my footage. But I think he confessed because it was, like, an actual addiction.
Starting point is 01:52:39 So she kind of felt bad for him, she said, because it was, like, an actual addiction. Well, you need to get help for your addictions. You can't just blame someone. You can't be like, I have a sex addiction. So, you know, like, whatever. Like to get help for your addictions you can't just blame someone can't have a sex addiction so you know like whatever like get help for it like that's you know yeah it's crazy wow well there's something to deal with is wild i know i feel like she really does go through the most stuff ever and she's always so like sweet about it but i'm like i can't even imagine like i can't even imagine it's coming out of her voice but i gotta again she kind of like spills the tea She kind of like It's so sweet but also like She mentioned something
Starting point is 01:53:06 When you asked her about ASMR And she said I had to stop that Because it kind of turned Sexual So I guess Oh maybe it was this guy Was it a while ago
Starting point is 01:53:15 This is kind of what Yeah this was a while ago She said So in a way She kind of like Was trying to go there But it was probably too much To talk about at that point
Starting point is 01:53:22 So Yeah I mean it's a lot to reveal. Oh, my gosh. What was that? On her podcast? On her Twitch. I don't even know how this came up on her Twitch.
Starting point is 01:53:30 Her Twitch streams are crazy. Wild. I need to get on the Pokimane Twitch. I'm going to go on her Twitch stream. I wonder how do I get on there. Oh, yeah. Just show up there and be like, here I am. At her house?
Starting point is 01:53:38 Yeah. Poki's really the only one I care about as far as collaborating with. I just love her so much. I know. I love her too. I think she's just so everything. She's just cute and fun and just... She's going to the Mr. Beast compound today
Starting point is 01:53:49 as we speak or maybe last night. For what? How do you know? How do you know this? She posted on her Instagram story. She's like, I'm filming a Mr. Beast video. Bye, you guys. You? Yes. She said I'm going to be gone for a couple days. What? Oh my gosh. I want to go to the Mr. Beast compound.
Starting point is 01:54:06 How do I get in there? I'm ready. It's like going to the chocolate factory. Yeah, he really is. He really is kind of Willy Wonka because he's a little dark and you're like a little shady like what's going on, but also like want to go. Give me some of that candy, you know, like that sounds. I want the big and golden candy.
Starting point is 01:54:19 Yeah. Well, now that he knows I'm no longer pregnant, Mr. Beast, I'm ready. I have an open mind now. I'm not going to judge you too harshly. I can't judge anyone at this point. You know what I mean? Like, I just can't judge anybody. He's chocolate sold out because of our Patreon.
Starting point is 01:54:33 Oh, my God. He literally has chocolate, too. He literally is Willy Wonka. Yeah. Wild. I wish we could get that Zaxby's Mr. Beast combo, but. Yeah. Someone in Utah sent it to us, postmated to us.
Starting point is 01:54:44 Yeah. I bet somebody would drive. We need, like, a Chris Olsen in Utah come drive Zach's Beast to us. You know what I mean? Why a Chris Olsen? Because then he'd deliver
Starting point is 01:54:50 coffee to people everywhere. Oh, yeah. Chris Olsen. Is he on tour with Meghan Trainor still? I think he's still opening for her, yeah. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 01:54:58 Okay, Liv. Yeah, but he posted another Instagram from another Heiress tour, but I don't know if it was, like, a dump of, like... Oh, old. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:55:05 Are you going? I had another one. To London? As of right now, no. When is it? I think it's this month or next month. You should go. You should go there.
Starting point is 01:55:13 You should go see Rachel Zegler. Go live your life. You're single. You know? I did my. You're not single. You're child free. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 01:55:20 Child free. Why did I say that? My living my life was like my little Monterey like whale watching thing aww yeah I kind of love that's your living life I think that's cute
Starting point is 01:55:28 I wanted to I told you I wanted to see a freaking orca that's true and you were how come you didn't put footage of that in the b-roll
Starting point is 01:55:34 because they put your picture in but I was like you should have put your picture with a whale or something because your videos
Starting point is 01:55:38 were so cute and I was like oh that should have been in there I mean I love that it was just your face but I love that you should have
Starting point is 01:55:43 put your little Jimmy just went because I was also like so tired because like it was a whole adventure like i think jimmy just did it did the b-roll yeah he did so good people like really love his editing like i love your editing so much but i love that he's funny too i was so nervous i remember when like it just wasn't working out because you're just so busy and i was just like oh no like i don't want anyone else to edit and that's and then we got jimmy and i was like oh he's actually like so good so funny so good yeah he gets all the jokes his little memes are so good and it worked out perfect because it literally
Starting point is 01:56:08 happened like he just moved from like i think he was in new york and florida and like he just moved so good yeah la and then please never move because we like i have another editor that i really love but he's like in laguna beach and i'm like okay to uber that's gonna be like a thousand dollars to uber it to you so it's kind of nice we uploaded it here in the new world So it's kind of nice. We uploaded it here and then Uber. So it was kind of great. But yeah, he's great. It's always like a little blessing in disguise whenever you think like, oh man, my world's falling apart. We're not having Oscar as the editor. And then I was like, oh, he's great too. So it
Starting point is 01:56:33 always works out. I always get so worried. I'm most anxious about everything and then it always just like works out and then you're like, I don't want to worry about it. You know what I mean? Yeah. It's like, we love you, Jimmy. Thank you for everything. And I told him to keep an eye out. He's in the same neighborhood as like JoJo Siwa, I remember. So I'm like, you need – and James Charles, I think. Oh, oh.
Starting point is 01:56:50 So I was like, you need to start keeping an eye out, Jimmy. What's he going to do? You're going to be our boots on the ground. Oh, okay. He's going to go up to him? Like TMZ style. He said he'll do it. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 01:56:57 He was the one at Brent's TMZing us with our baby. That was such a weird phone. I'm sorry. It creeps me out. I was like, why from the back? Like, you're so weird. Don't be a weirdo i'm sure it was like on reddit too or something like lame like that well he just he just says coward you know oh my don't do it from the back yeah because they're afraid to even other people with us so weird just that's weird yeah anyways
Starting point is 01:57:20 people are very bizarre um well we love pokey that sucks this is why we don't like straight people yeah no straight see that's why no straights allowed I couldn't go
Starting point is 01:57:32 edit for Hasan that'd be too much yeah you can't you can't I don't know what I would contribute to him either like no you could contribute
Starting point is 01:57:39 you're just so good you really are so good I miss you so much I was like oh my god I can't believe it's been like three weeks it's been so crazy you're good
Starting point is 01:57:44 even with the drama getting like I remember when you first said it like I was like interested in it but like oh my god i can't believe it's in like three weeks it's been so crazy you're good even with the drama get in like i remember when you first said it like i was like interested in it but i'm like no one's gonna care it's like five years old and not only do people care we had our best patreon month ever but other people adam mcintyre started reacting doing the reaction videos not say it's our idea but you know adam i think i think adam gets inspo from just trish a little bit the microphone the thumbnails i don't know you live know you know he's all right he can be in my tavern series maybe how old is he yes he can how does he not no no he can be like a leprechaun but doesn't get the lucky charms you know what i mean like yeah how does he i think he's
Starting point is 01:58:18 how old is he now 2002 so 22 okay no one in the 2000s can be in the series 2002 22 right yeah my god who was born in the 2000s that's wild to me that's why and i guess not to go back to the link but that's like so crazy someone born in the 2000s and you're like talking to them like your friends like you're born in the 80s and you're talking to someone that was born in the 2000s as like a friend or as a confidant it's like so weird to me like i don't i can't even i can't even like you saying that 2000 i can't even grasp like him now i'm just like this is a child this is like a baby yeah did you see uh jojo kind of talked about that finally a little bit she's on a podcast and they asked her like okay well all your isn't it you always get asked about like your friendships with like older people.
Starting point is 01:59:05 And she's like, well, like my best friend Tyler from The Bachelor slash Special Forces. Oh, okay. He's like 31. So she's like all my – it would be weird like if I had like all friends my age and then like one like 31-year-old friend. But all my friends, all my my closest friends the closest people to me are all like in their 30s and then the interviewer asked okay well like you as a 21 year old could you see yourself friends with a 14 year old she's like no but that's did you say yeah she did say no for her girl like she sees the light she kind of gets it which is good well do you imagine yeah
Starting point is 01:59:42 she was like well like it was very very different because it was like me like as a as jojo i was like so she kind of you know she got it and then rewind yeah yeah it's kind of like yeah i only dated people in their 50s and 40s and 50s even when i was like 14 15 16 17 18 and it's like yeah it's kind of one of those things where it's like well i've always dated people in their 40s like that's what it is i'm just mature i'm the special one whatever and it's like no like they're they preyed on you like whatever we did see something but we couldn't find like the source of it so i don't know if it's true we saw something on tiktok where she said what was it babe she said something where she was like i was a victim or something right yeah there was um but we didn't know the source of it it was a screenshot from an article and it says that she
Starting point is 02:00:21 was also traumatized as a kid as a was one of the girls from OMG Pop. I don't know her name. She has like red hair. She had the screenshot behind her and she goes, so JoJo's saying she was a victim of like childhood trauma or childhood abuse but she's doing it to other people still. Like XOMG Pop is what she was like inferring to. I don't know if there was like a, I didn't see anyone else post about
Starting point is 02:00:40 it so I was kind of like, oh so JoJo's like admitted to being like a, she felt a little bit victimized. I don't know if that was true true i don't know if there's any valid this is pretty by the way babe good job thank you that's my new uh hobby arranging flowers flower arranging it's very little type of horrors i feel yeah but it's i mean it's kind of a classic case of people repeating what happened well we always said that but jojo's never said that about herself so when i saw that one tiktok i thought oh is she like saying this did happen to her as a kid? I don't know.
Starting point is 02:01:08 One day she'll like realize it. Obviously, she's realizing it now. If she's like, okay, would you be friends with a 14-year-old now at 21? She's like, well, no. At least she can understand. Yeah. There's a couple like articles about her talking about trauma, but I can't find the specific one. But I'm sure she kind of – So she's like kind of realizing. Talking about trauma, but I can't find the specific one. Oh, okay. But I'm sure she kind of.
Starting point is 02:01:25 So she's, like, kind of realizing. She's talking about, yeah. Okay. I guess that's good. Yeah. We'll see. Yeah, just being friends with, like, 30-year-olds, like, when you're. I mean, what is she now?
Starting point is 02:01:37 How old is she? You're, like, getting older, I guess, but, I mean, it's kind of weird. I think when, like, your best, like, all your best friends are all, like, mid-30 best friends are all like 30s yeah because she was like tyler's 31 rachel's 32 i don't know it is at least especially because like rachel knew her before when she was a child so it's like i don't know i'm trying not to judge but i know i could not be like besties with like a 20 year old you know when they come on like they're 18 19 and i'm like they're sweet and wonderful but oh my gosh like can't be besties with them and then kind of this kind of reminded me of like the nile like voice thing how does he nile is like he's my age i think
Starting point is 02:02:14 yeah i want to be 30 31 i think he can be in the tavern show and he would be a good fit actually a great leprechaun isn't he irish right love. We love Irish people. It keeps going back to Ireland, huh? Love it. We do love the Irish here. Yes. Irish only and Scottish. I also would love to be in Joseph this Christmas in Scotland. They're doing a tour and Donny Osmond's playing the Pharaoh.
Starting point is 02:02:36 I would like to be in it. So CAA, contact Andrew Lloyd Webber. I would like to be the Pharaoh's wife. She only has one scene. She doesn't really sing. And all she goes is, she was beautiful but evil. That's all I want to do and she kind of seduces joseph it could be me joan collins was her in the movie and joan collins was like 60 so i feel like i could do it anyways throwing that out there as well scotland i'll be there for the traders i can just hop on over and do joseph is that ireland no that's totally something different what scotland scotland is different
Starting point is 02:03:02 but they're together they're close i But they're together. They're close. I think. They're close, right? They're neighbors, yeah. Yeah. It's like the same. I think of them as the same. Irish, Scottish. Right? To us, from this far, it's the same.
Starting point is 02:03:14 You know what I mean? Yeah. Like when you see two mountains. Like Canada and America. They look like they're next to each other. But when you get there, they're actually pretty far from each other. Shout out to both. I want to be both.
Starting point is 02:03:24 I like the leprechauns in Ireland. Scotland, I like the shows. I love the leprechauns. There is a song in Legally – oh, my God. Legally Blonde is coming to the freaking – what is it? Kennedy Center. And they're doing like an all-star cast performance of Legally Blonde. And Paulette sings a song about Ireland.
Starting point is 02:03:41 And she says – she's like, give my love to the leprechauns. That's what she sings in the song Ireland. It's in Legally Blonde. You should watch it anyways. It's so good. Because she meets a guy named Brennan and reminds him of Ireland. She goes, you look like the poster for Ireland. Like, it's such a – anyways, I want to be Paulette in that one.
Starting point is 02:03:55 Anyways, manifesting a lot of dream roles. Little Shop of Horrors, too. I'd love to be in. Jinx Monsoon isn't longer in it. Okay, anyways. I really feel it's my year. But maybe not. No one cares anymore.
Starting point is 02:04:04 I took a break for two weeks. Everyone's like, bye. This is a monthly meeting with her agency. This is how we communicate. They said they call sleep to my podcast. So at this point, they're sleeping. They're no longer hearing this. I don't like to, because when I go to meetings, this is so bad.
Starting point is 02:04:17 But when I go to meetings with like, yeah, I have agents now. But I'm too scared to say anything I want. I can never say, I want a Netflix show. Get me a meeting. I want to be on Broadway. Do this. I just, I'm like, whatever you get is fine. Like, I'm too scared to say anything I want. I can never say I want a Netflix show. Get me a meeting. I want to be on Broadway. Do this. I just I'm like whatever you get is fine. Like I'm too scared to say
Starting point is 02:04:27 it. But for somebody on my podcast I feel like maybe someone will see it. Someone will send the clips. Yeah. I think that's the way it's going to happen. I don't know. Anyways what were we talking about Niall? Oh yeah yeah. So JoJo is dating a
Starting point is 02:04:43 contestant that was on So You think you can dance when she's a judge so it did kind of give me that vibe of like now yes okay didn't matthew morrison get fired for this oh yeah and it wasn't he wasn't even dating he was like just texted someone yeah like dm someone i this at least i guess happened after the show but i guess it's so weird like okay the show finished she got the dancer got third place and then jojo like was like i'm gonna hire like people that competed on the show to work for me and then this girl choreographed the karma she was in the karma video like she was the one that she had the whole like kissing like dance with or whatever um so she's also employed by her it sounds like it it's going to be messy. Messy. At some point because it's A, it's JoJo.
Starting point is 02:05:26 B, it's someone you employ and someone you judge. Oh, that's messy. The power dynamic in which you meet someone. We always talk about that. I think like that's why no one talks about this a lot. I think there was a whole podcast that I could do this maybe. David Foster and Catherine McPhee. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 02:05:37 Like he met her on American Idol when he was like the mentor and she was like 17 or something like that and they didn't date until like 10 years later. Whatever. But like how you meet someone is kind of like okay the age you meet them the power dynamic you meet them like that says that says so much into that relationship and how it's going to start and how it's going to end it's just like never a good idea to one date your employees because i think that's like illegal in like a regular workplace right not illegal but it's like against hr yeah i guess there's no hr jojo siwa i guess but matth, but Matthew Morrison sends a DM and everyone's just like, fire him.
Starting point is 02:06:06 You know what I mean? He's married, whatever. I don't know what his DM was. Maybe he deserved to be fired. I am not a Matthew Morrison apologist at all because he's trigger warning to me. But I think, yeah, JoJo, she's just, you know what? And she's one of those people that just, I don't know. I wonder what it is about her that attracts messiness.
Starting point is 02:06:22 But I was like that too. And I don't think it's her fault. So it's like wonder the chaos that she attracts what is that how is that what's the energy she's putting off because i don't think she's a bad person i don't but i think she's a bad person either attracts this messiness all the time yeah is it her doing where she's like i just any attention it's good attention and maybe that's not bad i don't know i kind of feel like a little bit right i feel like i mean with the karma i feel like they made like a whole spectacle out of it. Like her and the dance, you know? It was like –
Starting point is 02:06:49 Which is a great dance because we saw it with the original choreography. Have you seen just like a regular dancer doing the – it's like a cute choreography. It's good. But it's like she purposely like made it bad because she wanted the negative attention for that too. I get it. And it was talked about and she's like so big right now. Yeah. Good for you.
Starting point is 02:07:06 I think also too, I still hold on to like, and it seems like she's admitting it where it might be a little bit, she had a little trauma in her childhood where she's talking about it now. So I think that probably stems in why you seek validation
Starting point is 02:07:16 of older people in general or why you gravitate towards older people or why you attract older people. It seems to be that little trauma in your childhood. I know that's what happened to me. I mean, like, there's no reason a 15-year-old should be dating a 52-year-old or a 22-year-old should be dating a 52-year-old.
Starting point is 02:07:29 But I was always like, I'm mature. That's cool, you know, but it's not. It's weird. Yeah. You know? I don't know. And just because you're 30 doesn't make it any better. It makes it a little weirder because 30 is like you should have friends with people in
Starting point is 02:07:39 your 30s, not younger people. Yeah. Especially the Bachelor guy. Like, why are you friends with JoJo? I get you did a TV show. I don't know. I don't know. Best friends is a lot.
Starting point is 02:07:50 Best friends is a lot. Yeah. I would love to be best friends with Dr. Drew, though. But I think it's different when you get older, right? Like, I'm 36. Oh, yeah. Right? Yeah.
Starting point is 02:07:58 Yeah. A hundred percent. Yeah. Because at that point, you're just like, you know, you're just an older adult. You're just an old person. Yeah. You're just oldie. We're all there together. We've all been through the same life experiences, you're just like, you know, you're just an older adult. You're just an old person. You're just old Joe. You're just oldie. We're all there together.
Starting point is 02:08:06 We've all been through the same life experiences, you know. We're just all oldies. Yeah. Hmm. Love it. And another relationship update, Corinna Koff. Dating a billionaire. Wild.
Starting point is 02:08:19 It makes sense. It makes so much sense. She's literally the most beautiful girl on the planet to me. I don't think anyone's more attractive than Corinna. And yeah, and she makes a ton of money. She like makes a million dollars a month on her own. Who else would you date? You have to date a billionaire. That's true, yeah. You can't date someone like lesser, like not lesser, but just like you have to have someone at least equal. You know what I mean? Unless, I don't know, but maybe that's not true. Sometimes I think people should be like that. But then I also think there's something
Starting point is 02:08:44 to be said about someone who's like really supportive of your like life. You know what I mean? Sometimes you need someone that's like wants to be engulfed in your life. Because when you're dating a billionaire, not that I know, I would have no idea, never dated a billionaire anywhere close. But I would assume you have to be engulfed in his life where I would rather have someone engulfed more in my life. You know what I mean? Because I've dated like Zilla celebrities and they really want you to be all about them even if they're doing nothing. You know what I mean? They want you to fly to Canada for a Disney Channel movie that they're doing. You know, it's like I don't know if I want to do that.
Starting point is 02:09:09 You know what I mean? I'd rather do my own book signing, which I did. I did fly to Canada one time for someone who was doing a Disney Channel movie and he only saw me once and it was like a week he told me to be out there. He only saw me once. So I booked my own book signing at the Eaton Center and I signed books for like a thousand people back in 2015. And like I wasn't even popular then and it was so great.
Starting point is 02:09:26 It was a wonderful experience. But in that moment I knew I was like, you know, I think I'd rather have someone engulfed with me because I'm like, I'm signing books for a thousand people. You're doing a Disney Channel movie that no one's ever heard of. You know what I mean? Like not to say one's better than the other, but I think in that moment I knew I'm like, I'd rather have. But anyways, back to Karina.
Starting point is 02:09:40 I think it's great. I think honestly who wouldn't want to date a billionaire, right? I don't know. I don't know if I would want to date a billionaire. I don't know if I do either. I guess especially this one sounds like a little suspicious. Wait, why? Oh, I didn't know.
Starting point is 02:09:51 He's like owns a virtual gaming world. So it's like a gambling, like a virtual gambling thing. And he's like a playboy. And he has all these cars that are a million dollars. And allegedly the company is like worried about him because he's such a little playboy. And he likes like the younger girls. Immediately no then. You know what?
Starting point is 02:10:09 That's true too. I know. I don't know personally. But I know secondhand like people who are married to billionaires. And it does seem like even like the ugliest ones will like cheat on you. Or like you know threaten to kick you out. And then like with no money. Like it seems like this happens quite a bit in the billionaire world.
Starting point is 02:10:23 Where they kind of use girls as like pawns. Even if you're the most attractive woman in the world like Corinna. Who makes her no money. Like it seems like this happens quite a bit in the billionaire world where they kind of use girls as like pawns. Even if you're the most attractive woman in the world, like Karina, who makes her own money, I still feel like she should watch out because I don't know. When you have that much money, right? Like, you know, billionaires, like I feel like when you have that much money,
Starting point is 02:10:36 like anything goes. People just say yes. If you're married to someone, they just go along. You just cheat. That's what you do. You know what I mean? I don't know. I don't know if I'd want that world either.
Starting point is 02:10:43 I changed my mind. I mean, good for her, but honestly like. Yeah, look at's what you do you know what i mean i don't know i don't know if i want that world either i changed my mind i mean good for her but honestly like yeah look at bridgerton you know she had the option to marry the guy that goes on he's doing all this work but she was like i want somebody here at home with me too so yeah she wanted love i feel like when you marry to a billionaire if it's business too it's kind of boring so it's also a lot of very boring things that are not wait are the bridgertons rich are the bridgertons rich too they probably are billionaires or millionaires but i'm saying it's more about the type of relationship you're gonna have oh right he's always gone traveling
Starting point is 02:11:11 the world both of them are busy here corinna and is corinna yeah corinna and the billionaire if they're both busy they're just not gonna see each other it's like two a-list celebrities dating they never see each other and they end up cheating on each other and i think she's pretty uh mobile i think she kind of other. I think she's pretty mobile. I think she kind of like lives her life. She's always like traveling on yachts and stuff. I think she maybe not as busy. I don't know.
Starting point is 02:11:31 Where did she get her money? I know she's OF. Maybe that's where she's getting it. And like when she's signed to Kik to do her live stream, she signed like a contract. So I think. Oh, she still does that? I think they got paid up front, I think, for that. Who gets these up front deals? Yeah, they were throwing a lot of money at the beginning of people yeah how come i've never gotten up front money for anything i'm like literally like the poorest influencer like everyone
Starting point is 02:11:53 gets like so much like i swear there was even someone we won't say who but someone who literally has like 2 000 followers and he's like getting like brand deals and i'm like how i think it's up front money and talking to these big brands i I'm just like, how are people doing this? Like, what? No one's ever given me – still to this day no one's giving me upfront money. Like, oh, your podcast is cute. Do you want to do this thing for free in North Hollywood? Okay, I guess.
Starting point is 02:12:14 You know, I don't know. Like, it's just so weird. Anyways. Yeah, I think – what's that song? All That Glitter Isn't Gold, right? Oh, T. You know? Who sang that?
Starting point is 02:12:23 Who said that? I have no idea. But it sounds good. Trisha Payne. I did it. Yeah. I don't know. Sometimes people with money just are assholes.
Starting point is 02:12:32 You know what I mean? Yeah. And he, I guess, allegedly from a source, reached out to her via DMs and was like, do you want to come see my car collection? And flew her out to Perth. Australia? Yeah. Everyone's going out there, huh?
Starting point is 02:12:45 I think he's Australian. He's one of the richest men in Australia. Wow. He's worth $3.9 billion. You kind of said that to me. Remember when we first DMed me, you showed me a picture of your Porsche. I was like, love it. Well, it wasn't the direct picture.
Starting point is 02:12:57 The Porsche was in the background. No, you sent me a direct picture. I can't even look it up because my Instagram's deleted. You sent me a direct one. And I thought it was a Ferrari because I don't know anything. I was like, yeah so i remember when he went to come pick me up i told my sister i'm like look for a red ferrari and so she saw the porsche and she's like that's just a porsche i'm like i don't know the difference i don't know
Starting point is 02:13:13 anything but then i was like but then you circle twice and i was just like oh i think that's the ferrari it's a porsche i was like it's all the same like it doesn't to me they look the same they're whatever and he never said it was a ferrari i just inferred i was like let's buy a ferrari it looks great you know what i mean i think i got it around that time i love that was it new yeah i was excited you look very oh and you look very cute i always remember you like parking outside my mom's apartment and like picking me up and i didn't live with my mom i just didn't want him to know where i lived so i was in my studio city house and i was like i don't want him to see my mansion that i live in come pick me up in hermosa beach apartments which is a sleigh too those are expensive but um yeah you look very cute you came out of the car waited
Starting point is 02:13:52 for me i was like oh my god so cute and his long hair and little bobby watch that is very corinna vibes because really says they were the two were last seen lapping up the french riviera sun in cans in monaco alongside another billionaire. But yeah, they drove around in his car. You guys are like the- What was the car? Was it a red Porsche? It was worth a million dollars.
Starting point is 02:14:13 I don't know what the- Oh, was yours worth a million dollars? Close, maybe. It was not a million. A tenth of it. A tenth of it. An eighth of it. It was impressive.
Starting point is 02:14:23 And Moses did not let the valet drive the car he's like i will park it i was like oh i was like and i love valet i was like can we not park our own car like it's one thing when it's an suv like you know calling in or something but a sports car sometimes not everyone knows he thought they were gonna ruin his car about it so yeah i was like man we gotta walk no they let us park by the door oh right we literally parked by the door i would not let you walk and i hated the car i'm sorry i know everyone's gonna be like watching me most get rid of the car but i couldn't fit in it even back in 2020 yeah i like it was so low we did a tiktok about it i couldn't get out of the car oh i hate oh i was like i was like actually like
Starting point is 02:15:00 are not comfortable like getting in and out of them and even me like if they are not comfortable. Like getting in and out of them. And even me, like they're not comfortable. I just love the drive, love driving fast, acceleration, all that. But it's not a car for a couple. It's definitely not comfortable. I hated it. I was like, you looked cool in it. I loved it. But I was going to get in and out.
Starting point is 02:15:18 It's almost like a motorbike. It's like a solo car. It was for me, for me alone. Like nobody likes to sit by you when you drive. With your knees all the way up. Oh my God. It's so fast and crazy, they get car sick. I'm not into fast driving anyways. I get like scared.
Starting point is 02:15:30 But one day I'll get you a red Porsche again. Because I know he like loved it so much. And he traded it in when we had a baby. And I was just like kind of feel bad. I was kind of like, oh. Yeah. I mean, when you have a family, you're not going to have a two-seater car anymore. But you loved it.
Starting point is 02:15:43 Yeah. But I'm more practical. And we have a new plan. We're getting a boat. Oh, the boat. I was like, we're getting a boat now. Speaking of yachts, it's more like
Starting point is 02:15:54 a golf cart on the water. Yeah, it's like an electric boat. It's still a slave. We're watching. I don't think there's whales in the lake maybe we'll find the monster in the lake you know oh my god that'd be so funny the whales the whales making a comeback in every episode everyone's always talking about whales that is my platform uh the whales yes is it yeah because everyone's whale phobic so i'm like pro i'm like anti
Starting point is 02:16:25 whale phobia that's why i want to be phobic i don't chloe yeah she was billy eilish i thought we're saving the whales and now everyone's like oh i was like oh whales yeah karenikoff honestly love her slay i love her i know she like absolutely hates me but like i like her she's on david too but who cares she's beautiful pretty privileged i wonder i was thinking about it too because i know she's very very conservative i. I'm like, I just gotta know. Is she? Yes. Like Republican? Yes. Really? So I'm like does anyone know
Starting point is 02:16:52 her stance on like trans people? Like I just are gays. I'm like, can we just check in? Does she say she loves the gays? I don't know. Let's see. Let's see if she's posing a rainbow this month. That's the real test. We should try the rainbow lattes. Okay, sorry.
Starting point is 02:17:09 Why don't people post rainbows during this month? Everyone else does like, you know, signs. Hassan's icon is a rainbow now. Love. The only gay ally we need, honestly. Who needs Trish when you have Hassan? We get it. Yeah, you gotta make your icon a rainbow. Absolutely.
Starting point is 02:17:24 Where's my Birkin bag? What is my icon? I don't even know. I'll change it. I don't even know where my icon is. Absolutely. Where's my Birkin bag? What is my icon? I don't even know. I'll change it. I don't even know where my icon is now. I'll put the Birkin bag up for this month. His armpit with the rainbow behind it. What?
Starting point is 02:17:32 The gays love his armpits. It's a whole thing. Oh, I guess that's another thing. So I was coming hard on James Charles for armpits, but it's a thing? I guess so. Okay, I didn't know. Not for me, but I guess for... A little armpit fetish thing.
Starting point is 02:17:42 As long as it's like they're of age, I guess. We need to try the rainbow latte from La La Land from where? La La Cafe is that what it's called? La La Land you know the yellow cafe
Starting point is 02:17:50 that everyone goes to in Calabasas they're opening up one here they have like a lucky charms it's like it's aesthetic it's La La La La Cafe La La Land
Starting point is 02:17:59 I don't know it's yellow and they have rainbow lattes for it must be La La Land yeah La La Land kind cafe yeah they have it was actually good it wases for we went last La La Land La La Land kind cafe yeah they have
Starting point is 02:18:07 it was actually good it was really good we went for pride last year remember I had like my ugliest pride shirt I had the queer eyes from Target
Starting point is 02:18:14 and it was like not a cute shirt but I wore it and it was cute because you're an ally because I was an ally and that's the only gay thing they had there
Starting point is 02:18:20 I was like okay I never watch queer eye but I guess I will there was like all expose about Jonathan Van Ness that they were like toxic because one of the hosts left the show and there was like a whole expose that
Starting point is 02:18:32 JVN was like toxic to work with because their whole brand is kindness, like an Ellen vibe, you know, like the whole Exactly, yeah. Let's not go to Ellen vibes, you know. Like the whole brand was like kindness, love, peace, but then this expose was like they were terrible and toxic. I think that's the red flag.? Like the whole brand was like kindness, love, peace. But then this expose was like they were terrible and toxic.
Starting point is 02:18:47 I think that's the red flag. I think when your brand is like be kind and kindness everywhere. I feel like when you push it too much. Yeah, I think that's like a little that sucks. They had like a hair care line that I was using for a little bit
Starting point is 02:18:58 because like they have like such long hair. Beautiful. Yeah, love. But yeah, like they go by JVN,vn jonathan venice whatever we'd still love them on the podcast as long as you don't oh no i don't know we don't know i don't know either okay i don't know what happened it was like a whole expose but then nothing happened like oh they still do like red carpets i think they're still on the show so the show's still going yeah they should have a next generation i feel like there's so many generations that you have a new generation now
Starting point is 02:19:23 because it's been a while with the original – with the second cast. Yeah. A couple – like since what? Like 2018 maybe? Yeah. That's a while. That's a long time. I feel like –
Starting point is 02:19:31 Yeah. Would you be on it? I feel like I'd be – I don't know what I would contribute to. Oh, because they – the original cast – They don't have a specialty. Right. The original cast was like fashion, interior design, food, drink. But yeah, I guess you're not like –
Starting point is 02:19:42 I don't have like a specialty. Right. I don't know what – You go to AMC, just like critique. You're like. You can go to the fancy AMC bar. Yeah. There's the regular nachos at the concession or the nachos you can order and we wait 10 minutes for it, which was such a good – those were so good. I know. We do. We should go back and do another AMC. I literally fantasized in the hospital. I don't even know if I said this to you. Maybe I did. I don't know. You know when people always like show after birth they have sushi or something?
Starting point is 02:20:06 I wanted Moses so bad to go get me an AMC popcorn bucket because I was craving it so bad after I gave birth. But I know it's disgusting. It makes my stomach sick and I'm sure he would never go because I was like it makes my stomach hurt. But I really want AMC popcorn. It just sounds so good. Like a big bucket of it. I guess when the Deadpool and Wolverine bucket comes out. When?
Starting point is 02:20:22 I think it's soon. They just showed it. Have you seen it? No. Oh my god. it's basically it's like the dune bucket but like purposefully bad it's like i love it's just like uh wolverine's face like his mouth open no okay we gotta get that that's so iconic my mom sold all the dune buckets on posh i'm like oh my, reseller. I bought all of them. Wow. So it literally just opened now. That's actually everything. I'm gagged for it. Yes. I don't even care about Wolverine.
Starting point is 02:20:51 Although... Troye Sivan was Wolverine. What? I knew that would gag you. Where? For real? Or like costume? He played young Hugh Jackman in the movie.
Starting point is 02:21:01 Oh. I mean, isn't Hugh Jackman like the gay ideal? Like it's like, so he's a young Hugh Jackman. Is he? Okay. I mean isn't Hugh Jackman like the gay ideal? Like it's like so he's a young Hugh Jackman. Is he? Okay you're right about that. Did he have the hair and everything? It was when he was little.
Starting point is 02:21:11 Like I think maybe even before YouTube. So he's been acting? Yeah. Oh he's an actor. Yeah. I didn't know. I didn't know he like acted like that.
Starting point is 02:21:19 Like he was really good on The Idol. He was really did you ever finish it? Like watch the scenes at the end? No I didn't finish it. Okay. I do need to finish it. Because you didn't see the scene where you had the collar on no oh my god like that scene was so intense and like it was literally the best acting i've ever seen in
Starting point is 02:21:31 my entire life like it was so good like and that's when i looked him up and i had no idea it was choice of on like i was like what because like i just don't i remember the name from like tyler oakley days but i just don't didn't know what he looked like or anything so i was like wait i think that guy was like a youtuber it was so weird and so when i looked him up in the after that scene i was like damn that's that same guy good for him and now he's touring he's just being his gay self which i love i love when people just go gay all the way me too i'm like people were like being like oh is he too sexual because you saw that one clip oh my gosh he'd like one of his dancers holds the microphone and he's like on his knees yeah but i But I'm like, if you're going to a
Starting point is 02:22:05 Troye Sivan show, you know that's what you're going to get. No one says that about Madonna. I mean, because they do, but it's just like, people need to just relax.
Starting point is 02:22:10 You know what I mean? No one says that about Sabrina Carpenter. You know, she'd be talking about everything. Yeah. Although,
Starting point is 02:22:15 I know we're not saying the F word now, but there were not as many, I'd be like, can we just throw in one plus size person again,
Starting point is 02:22:21 Troy? We can just say fatties. One fatty in there. There was no fatt we can say fatties one fatty in there there was no fatties no fatties and then I would love to brought it up too because like Sam Smith like they were also like very sexual and like the that Kim Petras song you know and gay twitter was like roasting Sam Smith but because it's Troy Sivan like a little skinny person yeah so that that's where I do get like I remember that because I remember everyone was comparing Sam and Kim Petras to me and Shane. They're like, is this Shane Dawson and Trisha Paytas?
Starting point is 02:22:48 Oh, my God. Not to say anything bad. Honestly, Shane's skinny legend right now. But I'm just saying like it was like I kind of got that vibes too. I mean love Kim Petras. But I can see – and I love Sam Smith too. I love both of them. So it wasn't even like an insult I didn't think.
Starting point is 02:23:01 But gay Twitter meant it as one I'm sure. Yeah, gay Twitter. Cancel you. Even though it as one I'm sure yeah gay twitter cancel you even though it's gay pride month we are canceling you just everyone do better do better gay twitter unless you like me today then it's fine then we love we had the RuPaul dragon queen behind me
Starting point is 02:23:18 I kind of like her behind me I feel very powerful I feel like I have something pushing me forward oh where was I yesterday? Oh, I think it's the hair salon with me. And one of the hairdressers said that looks like a Wendy Williams cup. I'm like, what? The best compliment ever.
Starting point is 02:23:31 I just want to be Wendy so bad. Oh, want me on a TV show. We're getting that this year too. Manifesting it all. Now we got to figure out birth control. That's the only thing. I haven't thought about birth control in three – no, in like 10 years. I've wanted to be pregnant since literally I was like 22 years old.
Starting point is 02:23:44 And I just never thought about birth control ever because i just thought i'll never get pregnant and now i'm like how do people do it how do people not have kids you know what i mean now i'm like yeah like i can't do the pills because they really do make me crazy i tried birth control pills um the iud absolutely not so it's like gotta figure it out cola brand's getting a vasectomy but i know you're never gonna get a vasectomy so it's like do you do polo i feel like that's so like college i don't know we're married and it's like okay i don't know but i guess that's the way to go i guess you could count them but sometimes the days can be off we can just do what people do like separate for two weeks in different beds i don't know i'm like
Starting point is 02:24:17 it's so now is like i don't think it's a real concern because i'm 36 and it is hard for us to get pregnant like in the sense that we've done the hsg test and stuff so I think we're fine but I feel like the minute you say that is like you get pregnant but we're like good with two kids I think we're like pretty good and like yes if a third kid came along we would obviously take the kid of course but it's like but I'm like no we have a lot to do we have Broadway we have the Traders we have all this stuff I can't I can't have a baby right now so it's like um or get pregnant so how do you do that let us know in the comments below if you feel comfortable what is your preferred method of birth control because honestly i learned so much from like the pokey episode because i like never thought about like the birth control
Starting point is 02:24:51 stuff and then when she was talking about it was like oh my god like that is a lot to think about it's a lot birth control is a lot for the women it's which it is annoying that it's like put so much on the women you know what i mean and not to say i don't want to speak for you i'm saying never get a vasectomy we haven't even talked about it. But I'm just saying like in general, like it is a lot to put on a woman to like do the birth control because it's just like hormonally – for me, it's like the worst idea ever. I've been on birth control like once and it was like horrible. So it's – they could have taken out my uterus. I remember my doctor was like, do you want to take out your uterus to do a hysterectomy?
Starting point is 02:25:20 I was like, honestly, you don't get your period either. I'm like, maybe. Oh my god. My mom got her tubes tied after me. Oh. Because I was like a little – Oh, because you're like the fifth, right? Yeah. She's like, okay. you don't get your period either. I'm like, maybe. My mom got her tubes tied after me. Oh, because you're like the fifth, right? Yeah, she's like, okay. Oh, no. Really interesting.
Starting point is 02:25:31 Tubes tied. I said that's different than a hysterectomy, right? I think so. Like they tie your fallopian tubes, I guess. Oh, that sounds crazy. I think it's the equivalent of a guy getting a septum. They just kind of close the pathway. Interesting.
Starting point is 02:25:45 Yeah, I'm down for all of it. But then you also do think like, oh, my God, I get my uterus out. Like, yeah, what if I want to get at 40? You know what I mean? I don't know. But then, I don't know. It's kind of weird. It's so much to think about.
Starting point is 02:25:55 It's hard. It's hard to like alter your body. Yeah. In general, yeah. Don't change our bodies and including pills. That also changes your body. The hormones and stuff like that. It's a hard one.
Starting point is 02:26:06 So let us know. I don't know. Abstinence. That's what my teachers taught me. I remember in school, like the only way to make sure you don't get pregnant is to not have sex. So, all right. So it's so weird.
Starting point is 02:26:18 It's such a weird thing now to actually think about it. I was like, that is actually so weird trying not to get pregnant. That's a whole other world for me. But anyways, we'll probably figure it out. We're adults. We'll figure it out. We can talk about it on your episode, I guess. We'll see us in a few months.
Starting point is 02:26:32 We're like, baby number three. No, we got to go to the traders in Broadway at least and then we'll figure it out. Yeah, so anything else we don't need clickbait today the clickbait is our baby exactly but this I am interested to talk about this one like the whole Jeff Wittig
Starting point is 02:26:56 calling out David Dobrik saga again it's a little bit old but also it kind of is a continuous story definitely in here in the Jeff Trish world we were supposed to do a Jeff collab and I'm so down But also it kind of is a continuous story. Definitely in here in the Just Trish world. That's always a lot of fun. We were supposed to do a Jeff collab and I'm so down to do it because I think if anyone like understands like the David trauma, the David – his is crazy. I mean I will always say this to like the day I die because Mike Malek was on Jeff FM
Starting point is 02:27:17 recently and that's like his friend, right? Mike is from like Impulsive. And he was like, I was concerned for you like you're tweeting about David and all this stuff like that. And I was just like – this person like Jeff says all the time is like he's still, like you tweeting about David and all this stuff like that. And I was just like, this person, like Jeff says all the time is like, he's still going through like surgeries to correct his vision and stuff like that. And David's just like living his best life. I was like, I feel like Jeff is like Adam gets a pass to talk about this for the rest of his life, like as he should, because he's saying, okay, so basically the whole thing was
Starting point is 02:27:38 like David or Jeff was tweeting at Snapchat. Is this what we're talking about, right? Yeah. At Snapchat, like, hey, like blood money, your money is being used to basically draw me out. Travel the world, yeah. Yeah. Travel the world, but also like keep pushing back the trial. And this is the thing with rich people in general, which is like why a lot of people just don't see rich people and rich people get away with a lot of stuff. Because whoever has the most money will usually win because they'll just keep pushing, pushing,
Starting point is 02:28:02 pushing. I thought Jeff said his people were on pro bono, but maybe that expires at a certain time. Maybe at a certain time they are like, okay, we need to get paid for it. Because I think if you have like lawyers pro bono, they get a percentage if you win the case. But it's been going on for a long time. So I guess David just keeps pushing it. And I've been in these two, not like something crazy, but I've been in like a lawsuit, which i won and then i never even got the money because i guess they just don't have to pay you or something i don't know weird but um they kept pushing it and changing lawyers and changing this so like it was and then i just
Starting point is 02:28:33 had to get paid my lawsuit cost me i was suing for twelve thousand dollars cost me 150 000 dollars oh my god and that's a small scale this is probably like millions of dollars 10 million he's doing four but the lawyer's services again if he's pro bono he's not paying them but like maybe they're like this is probably over 10 million dollars now at this point so they're not gonna even get that i don't know it's pretty crazy so basically tweeting snapchat he kind of went off i mean i was seeing them i think this might have been the week before i gave birth so i might have i might have saw it and he was going off for sure. Yeah, he said. In his Jeff way, in his straight, very straight boy way. Very, yeah.
Starting point is 02:29:07 He said, he did tweet, Zayn and David have to be gay, right? Nothing wrong with it. Just curious your guys' opinion. TBH, I think everyone is a little gay. Back in ancient Greece, everyone would F everyone. No judgment. Times have changed. He's not my type, but he's looking hot lately after that body transformation.
Starting point is 02:29:24 He's very, that's wild. He had said something on, when we did it here too, he said something and I was like, I don't know if we should like out people. I don't know any of their sexuality for actual, but it's always like a little weird to like speculate. It's like, what if they actually are and they're trying to be like, I don't know, whatever, you know, I don't know. It's kind of weird that he threw that in there.
Starting point is 02:29:42 You lose a little bit. He's got to get like a little bit of a Trish, like, uh, like articulation, you know, I don't know. It's kind of weird that he threw that in there. You lose a little bit. He's got to get like a little bit of a Trish like articulation, you know what I mean? Like you can get your point across, but like maybe the ways he does it sometimes are a little like, that's a little like, okay. Yeah, he did end up deleting that one. So he got it. Yeah, he got it. But again, I feel like it's a very straight millennial to be like joking about being gay
Starting point is 02:30:03 as like, I guess it wasn't an insult. I guess – but what is it? It was just a curiosity. I have no idea. Just trying to – I don't know. But yeah, now straight Oscar did say Jeff is in his Twinkie era because after he found out he was 12% gay. So that's why I do want the Jeff interview to happen because I am interested about Jeff's queer journey. And you know what?
Starting point is 02:30:24 Maybe there is something to that for real. Like, so there's no judgment there either. Because you know what I mean? Like, if you're already putting it out there, like, I'm 12% gay. And like, you're putting, you know, no judgment. Bazaine looks good. You know what I mean? Like, testing the water is like, there could be something to it.
Starting point is 02:30:37 There could be something to it. I don't know. You know, he has such close friendship with guys. And there's nothing wrong with it, of course. But I'm just like, do you know what I mean? Like, I don't think anyone like thinks about this stuff unless you're already kind of thinking about this stuff with yourself. Right. Like in no way world now would I be like, oh, David and Zane for sure.
Starting point is 02:30:54 But I don't know. Maybe he's thinking this in his head. I don't know. Zane, Zane looking good too. I have a feeling that he knows something and he's using. Jokes. Vagueness and jokes to kind of push that because because he's out of means
Starting point is 02:31:06 right he has no way to poke at them that would be really mean if you knew like you know what I mean it's one thing to like guess and speculate
Starting point is 02:31:13 but if you actually know something and you're like trying to out them but at this point I think he's beyond to him it's not him being mean it's just him being helpless
Starting point is 02:31:21 in a situation that's very serious just trying to put anything out there and I felt like from all the tweets that I saw that maybe the trial got pushed and that pushed him over the edge. I think that's what it is. I think it's like, yeah, something got pushed again
Starting point is 02:31:32 where it might, it could sometimes even be like next year or something and you're just like, damn, I have to wait again. I'm doing all these surgeries. He's living his best life traveling. Snapchat's paying him a million dollars a month or whatever. It's, that would be the worst. Yeah, because at the end of the day, like's like David had zero he had to do zero accountability he didn't pay
Starting point is 02:31:50 the insurance he might have scammed his insurance whatever the insurance paid Natalie forged Jeff's name like all this new stuff is coming out and like maybe Jeff will never get like a fair trial or like ever get a day in court because it's gonna be too expensive and he's gonna have to drop it and then all this is for nothing and David again will win because he's rich and it sucks like it sucks like to have no um yeah no repercussions for something you did like that sucks like you it's awful and then people like really trolling him in the comments and being like you know why did you do this why did you know it's your fault I don't know it's like I feel for Jeff I'll always feel for Jeff because it's like crazy like and honestly even the accident like not to say whatever it like could
Starting point is 02:32:27 also affect him you know what i mean like his brain or something you know like i don't know what he was like before really but maybe i don't know yeah a little bit of trauma he and he's getting ready for another surgery so he did say like he's like because everyone's like are you just like on something but he's like no like i'm just getting ready for a surgery so it makes me like extra like emotional which makes sense like he's going in everyone's like are you just like on something but he's like no like i'm just getting ready for surgery so it makes me like extra like emotional which makes sense like he's going in for another damn surgery because of this kid you know so like it makes sense yeah i think when we talked to him before like years ago like i remember talking to him in like 2021 or something like that and i remember he was just getting out of a surgery and he's like my my brain and like
Starting point is 02:33:00 yeah you kind of feel for him like your brain's like affected by it. And I think the trial right now is scheduled now for like December, I think 16. Oh, so it is like a whole end of the year. Yeah. So, and who knows again, like if that'll actually keep that date,
Starting point is 02:33:15 you know? And cause David's trying to get it completely dismissed. So. Oh, he is. Is that new? Is that like a new thing or it's always been? I,
Starting point is 02:33:21 I think it's recent, but not that new. I think Jeff's talked about it before. David's trying to get the case dismissed that's crazy that's so sad and like the thing is in this world like it's really like rich people can get away with anything like there was a celebrity i'm i kind of remember i don't want to say her name just whatever but i think she did a hit and run and i think she totally got off didn't have to like go to jail or anything and i was like that's crazy like just because you have money that you can get away with so much yeah and it sucks and i feel like that's just the world again it's like just the world we live in it's just like so unfair that he should have to pay i mean you
Starting point is 02:33:53 have to pay for like the surgeries but also just like your life change you know being out of work being out of this it's just like trauma all of it the ptsd forging the signatures like just all the stuff they kind of manipulated him and doing it's like i don't know he definitely needs to have i think the only real like like vindication would be like having to pay for everything like the surgeries which david has so much money too it's like i get like not admitting guilt and that's why you have to go to trial but it's like he should cover it at some point yeah because and i think the only way things would ever come out is like through court now at this point that freaking casey nice sad documentary is never going to
Starting point is 02:34:30 come out it's not i mean i feel like it would have by now don't you think casey really does he have yeah right does he have stuff on it like he has more remember i think we talked about it like last year like the last thing he said on impulsive was that like he has it but like he doesn't would want it to be distributed by like a news company oh that's right yeah like he wouldn't want to like upload it Casey just upload it like be a good friend of Jeff's no he was so like
Starting point is 02:34:54 wishy-washy because he was like I wanted to reach the most people possible and I'm like put it on your YouTube for free that's like you still get a lot of compensation for it god people are so weird yeah it's like you're doing this for what? For money? I think Spillsash said she saw it, I think.
Starting point is 02:35:09 And she said that like if it were to come out, like it would have to be re-edited somehow because it ends with like David like making his return to YouTube with Jeff like when they were like friendly at that one point. Right. So it doesn't have any of the like of that stuff. Now it could be even like more
Starting point is 02:35:25 there could be so much more to it yeah jeff would be on it yeah i feel for jeff i feel for him i feel like he's doing like pretty good you know considering all the circumstances but he gets a lot of flack like even when mike was on like mike was kind of giving him a lot of heat i get it i mean i get it but also at the same time it's like you know he's unhinged but it has a reason to be yeah and then because david's like on a world tour right now, which I didn't even know. I didn't even know. So what does that mean? He's like.
Starting point is 02:35:49 He's like. I guess he's filming for his Zila body transformation, I think. Oh, he did one too? I think he's in the middle of that because he's in all these different countries. Like he was in like Peru and Hungary and Budapest and stuff. But then someone told – someone from Budapest told Jeff that like the – he got paid to come to Budapest and like party and stay there. Oh. And like got paid like six figures.
Starting point is 02:36:17 Oh, my God. Countries do do that. They do pay for you. Shout out Hungary. I'm Hungarian. I'm too dumb. Mianna de Tresa. That's my Hungarian right there. My dad keeps telling me I'm 100% Hungarian but I'm not. Anyways'm Hungarian. I'm too dumb. Mianna, that's my Hungarian right there.
Starting point is 02:36:27 My dad keeps telling me I'm 100% Hungarian, but I'm not. Anyways, 23andMe, we're doing that this summer. I don't know. We'll do it. We got the spit back now
Starting point is 02:36:36 that I'm out. He's just traveling the world. Yeah, like literally just kind of like living his life. And seeing that does suck when someone like, because I will say say I don't wish bad on anyone.
Starting point is 02:36:48 But sometimes when people have wronged you and you see them, you know, fall a little bit, you're kind of like, well, at least you're getting some karma, you know, back. But when you see someone just doing so good that was so evil to you, you're just like – but, you know, again, I don't wish anything on anything. I do think give it time. You know, it works itself out. If someone needs justice, it usually happens somehow. Or it balances itself out. If someone needs to be humble, it'll balance itself out. I think we've seen a little bit of that with David.
Starting point is 02:37:21 Anyways, I feel like the justice will be served in some way. Yeah. Because no matter what, and obviously it's an accident i don't think david's like obviously meant for that to happen like i think um i think it'll balance itself out hopefully yeah because obviously it was an accident but it's kind of like you said like i guess the alleged i guess cover-up afterwards of like you know okay jeff said casey showed him that clip in the documentary where david allegedly tried to blame it on jeff you know oh that's true Casey showed him that clip in the documentary where David allegedly tried to blame it on Jeff
Starting point is 02:37:46 you know so there's like it's like the cover up you're right saga too that like really then absolutely that karmatic rewards
Starting point is 02:37:54 will balance itself out like the way that works like it'll that's true that's really icky I think that is icky because you know things happen
Starting point is 02:38:00 whatever but if you try to lie on someone or purposely make someone look bad or like put a false narrative out there that's like really bad juju that's like doubling down because it's like i've done some oh my god i regret it whatever but it's like trying to like lie about it or place the
Starting point is 02:38:13 blame on someone else is like yeah you're right very good point thanks for checking me out on that because it's like oh you know what you know it's an accident but you know yeah you're right yeah because the accident like i guess obviously it's stupid it should like there should have been stuff in place to have that not happen so that part makes sense but then like yeah the whole cover-up and like if the whole like if natalie was signing like these documents and stuff it's like oh all of the manipulation though the editing the editing yeah when someone's like really vulnerable actually yeah you're right david oberk sucks he really does when you say that's the thing when i talk about this when i talk about people in my Yeah, when someone's like really vulnerable. Actually, yeah, you're right. David Oberg sucks.
Starting point is 02:38:46 He really does. When you say – that's the thing. When I talk about this, when I talk about people in my life in the past, stuff like that where I make like lists, you're like, damn, you kind of forget. Like you really do forget all the things. That's why lists are important because you're just like I can actually go down and like name like 55 things that were like horrendous and you forget like the David thing. And when you're saying all this, I'm like, actually, yeah, you're right. Like it's like, well, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 02:39:05 Anyways, we're team Jeff over here always. We'll try and set it up. He's so far. I would love to do – I would love to go into the Jeff F. M. Studio because it looks cool. You know what I mean? Like I want to go there. So anyways, we'll try and figure that out.
Starting point is 02:39:16 Hopefully soon. We have so much. We have to do Patreon. Yeah. There's a lot happening over here where I realize, oh my God, we really – and I really just love being with my kids. Oh my God. Like I just love being with them.
Starting point is 02:39:25 Like I really do. I was just like, damn, I didn't want to leave for today and I love doing this. But it's like I got to find – that's why I got to get like a schedule. So it's like I have full days just like dedicated to them because it's like – I was working so much and like in a good way too. But I was just like, oh my God, I was working like so much. I just realized like towards the end, I was like I wasn't even seeing like Malibu except at nighttime, which I know a lot of people do.
Starting point is 02:39:44 But it's like I don't have to do that anyways, okay I don't know I'm pretending Moses is like saying wrap it up. Our producer is telling us to wrap it up. Sorry guys Literally nothing cut You look good in your chain, babe. You look so good lately. What? You look very good in your haircut You know again looking like a Bridgerton over there Once you shave the beard. Yeah, Elvis. All right, wrap it up, everyone.
Starting point is 02:40:12 What was the accent? I like that. It's producer voice. Oh, producer. Oh, okay. I love it. Producing on. We love it, you guys.
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