Just Trish - Trisha GOES OFF on Cheater Ned Fulmer + SSSniperWolf Lawsuit
Episode Date: September 23, 2025Ned Fulmer, the disgraced former Try Guys member, is back in the spotlight this week. He is attempting his comeback to the internet 3 years after his viral cheating scandal broke the internet. And Tri...sha is ready to GO OFF!!! SSSniperWolf also reveals on Kai Cenat's stream that she is being sued by her ex-husband for control of all of her assets and social media. All that and more on today's chaotic but exciting episode of Just Trish with special guests Kalli and Lenna!! Follow Kalli! https://www.twitch.tv/kalgator143 Follow Lenna! https://www.tiktok.com/@mamagotback583 THANK YOU TO STITCH FIX FOR SPONSORINGGet started today at https://StitchFix.com/TRISH and get 20% off your first order when you buy five or more items. THANK YOU TO MORGAN & MORGAN FOR SPONSORINGIf you’re ever injured, you can check out Morgan & Morgan. Their fee is free unless they win! For more information go to https://ForThePeople.com/TRISH or dial Pound LAW - Pound 529 - from your cell phone. THANK YOU TO MASA CHIPS FOR SPONSORINGReady to give MASA a try? Go to https://MASAChips.com/TRISH and use code TRISH for 25% off your first order. FOR EXTENDED EPISODES AND BONUS CONTENThttps://patreon.com/justtrishSUPPORT MUTUAL AID & GENERAL FUNDS FOR MIGRANT COMMUNITIES!https://linktr.ee/desolasol_colectivaSUPPORT TRANSLIFELINE!https://translifeline.org/NEW JUST TRISH MERCH!https://justtrish.comSponsor Just Trish: https://public.liveread.io/media-kit/just-trish-podcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Hot topic queen and says what everybody thinks she's just strange.
Hello, and welcome to Josh.
Just Trish.
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Hi, welcome to Jess Trish.
Today is an exciting day.
Do you know why?
Yeah.
Why?
Something in the Hollywood Ball.
Okay, yeah, yeah, you know.
I thought you were going to say,
I guess my sister's here.
I've thought so too.
But it is an exciting.
day because my sister's here and she's wearing it, but you knew.
Yes, I'm so excited.
Ever all of it. My sister showed up. Hi.
Hi. How are you? My sister's here.
Oscar's out for the day. He'll be back at our next hot topics. We love him and
as always. And there's some hot, hot topics today. For real, for real. Usually
Oscar's here and I'm like, the top, hot topics are hot and there's like nothing that I
have, but actually have stuff. I prepared our big one. I'm all fired up for the big
one at the end. I sent it to my sister last night. I'm like, get educated on this
because I need to talk while I have some rage. But I have to have a lot of happiness today too.
But also because my sister's here, she's filling in today.
My mom is going to come later on in the episodes because I was like talking to her yesterday.
I'm like, yeah, maybe I asked Callie to jump in.
She's like, I have some hot topics too.
And I was like, period.
Come on after.
She's coming for my job.
Yeah, we would have her come.
Just the setup.
We don't have enough setups.
Everyone always wants to have like four ways.
You guys know how I feel anyways.
When there's a multiple conversations happening, I get very overwhelmed.
Especially with my mom and sister together.
I can't get an word in edgewise when she's here.
The both of them.
I just, I love you, but both of you guys together.
I love having solo ones.
Love was all together as a family, of course.
but, you know, different vibes.
Together, they are just unstoppable.
We're a lot.
But in a good way.
You guys should have your own podcast
and just be called like two packs of wolves.
What?
Oh, I don't know.
Two balls are always, aren't wolves always like,
oh, oh!
Like they're always like over each other going,
that's giving Fuller House.
Please, I can't.
Wait, Fuller House.
Remember when they're like,
we're the she wolf pack or whatever.
And then they do the cringe like,
oh, wow, wow.
Is this the one where they're adults?
Yes.
No one watched that but you, I think.
No, you watched it too.
I did not.
Maybe like one episode where Viper was back.
It was so cringy.
It was so cringy.
I couldn't.
I don't support.
I don't love a Canada's Cameron Bray moment.
I'm just going to say it, but okay.
I don't either.
But you were watching.
You were sat for all 800 seasons of it.
I didn't watch at all.
But you knew something.
I hated that show.
Sorry.
But you knew that she looked, whatever you did it.
Because they did it every episode.
Oh, so I'm kind of.
of accurate that you and mom could be part of the, no, don't put me in that. No, no, no, no. I
would say more like, aren't like hyenas, maybe more like that. Hyenas is a crazy thing to call
someone to be like, you guys are two hyenas. We have so many coyotes here. I see. And coyotes can be
sweet. I mean, I know they have to eat, which is sad. They're like wild dogs. Yeah. We hear them
every night. That's what I'm thinking of. They do, they do a count. Because usually they count, like,
crawl cold to see that everyone is there.
It's actually sad.
Yeah.
Oh.
It's kind of sad, right?
Like you just hear the pack.
We see them on our walk and they're pretty nice.
They kind of just go away from us.
Yeah, they're scared.
I always say that.
Mom's like, but one day you might meet a rabid one so you should carry a bat.
And I was like, okay, now you're going to be scared now.
I feel like I should.
Okay.
Leave it to mom to always fearmonger, you know?
I'm like, I think they're nice for the most part.
They're like sharks unless you irritate them.
I don't think they're going to come for you.
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And I'm not just saying that.
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Love them.
When you told me, yeah, maybe.
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This is my consolation price?
That's your consolation and compensation for today.
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The habanero ones are so good.
I know, I love that.
Before we even started, the Ateridge, my son's like, oh, I like, oh, I like them, and you can even eat them alone.
I'm like, what do you mean alone?
You don't even eat guack or salsa, she said.
Yeah.
Like, a lot of chips are so, like, blech.
I mean, I love a dry chip.
Yeah.
But those are, I love this whole fit today.
Oh, thank you.
Did I get that for you for Christmas?
You did.
I have a pink one like that.
That sounds like, oh, I love it.
Yes.
A shirt.
I love it so much.
It looks so good on you.
When I saw it, I just, I got chills.
I got excitement.
This morning I woke up, and I kind of knew it was coming.
If you're on the MCR side of Twitter, like, the posters have been showing up in different cities.
Everyone's been texting me.
They're like, I think they're going to be in San Diego.
I think they're going to be here.
And I was like, okay, perfect.
San Diego's not too far.
They're also coming back to L.A.
Black parade is returning in 2020.
I love as if I had something to do with it, but I'm so excited.
excited about it and I am already said October 21st to October 24th I am blocking out that
entire week so I do not miss it the tubes have been out I removed the tubes for this
reason in anticipation because could you imagine I could imagine no I would be dragging you
by your wig to go with my fourth baby if I was in that yes yes my wig is crazy
and I honestly I it's one of the hot topics but I mean I am after Cardi B announcing her fourth
baby and being like I can do it all I was like should I have another baby but also can't
have another baby, which is why I got them removed.
Because in my mind, I'd be like, yeah, let's just have a fourth one.
Why not?
So, again, thank God.
I got them.
I'm one of those people that I think it was made,
tube removal was made for.
Tubligation, I think it was made for me because I'd be having 20 babies.
And it's hard enough for me to keep up with three babies we have now.
But I would be, and then, of course, yeah, I would be missing out on black grade.
Yeah, but I just feel like people that have, like, so many kids, like, how do you even
have time for each individual one of them?
I feel bad for those families.
I think, I think, yeah, I don't think they do, because we talk to people in large
families that have like like Isaiah's one of eight kids and someone else we talked to it was like
one of ten and that's like I don't think because I ask him like do you feel like I don't
enough attention he's like absolutely not and then he was one of the older ones we took care of the
but I think it's maybe religious people like I think they have kids for that reason like
they just think they should keep I don't know no not knocking if you can do it you can do it I
agree what you're saying that's why like right now we like the lottery because one day I think
I think I have to retire to drive them all to their sports we talked about this like a couple
hot topics ago but I think oscarus saying that the Kardashians take their kids everywhere to
school into the extracurricular. How do they
do that and work? But then you were saying
like Kim's at home, so she doesn't necessarily have to
go in somewhere every day to do a job. But
I was like, man, once they get that age where they're doing
like soccer and karate and we're
going to have, our life will be just their life.
We'll just be a shuttle driver.
Yeah. You're the, their
personal Uber drivers. Well, get
ready because we're going to hire you.
Oh, me? Okay. We need more
people because it is crazy. And yeah, I
love the idea of having like five or six kids, but
how? And also like logistically,
the biggest car we have is the Lincoln Navigator
and I'm like oh we could fit one more in there
but like how do you have like seven
what kind of car are you getting when you have seven kids
I guess a sprinter van you have a parade
you have to get the big transit cars
with 15 rows those are so we looked into that
those are so
what I know very bougie if you have more than
three kids like you're doing it especially like a Disneyland
we see all this kids I'm like dang you are really doing it
shout out to you honestly and I would love to be there with you
but luckily the black parade is coming and I'm
Okay, and it's also, so I think it's the same, I don't know.
They make it look like it's the same tour because it's Black Parade.
But this one, this past one, was called Long Live, the Black Brade, and now it's just
The Black Parade.
So did they die?
Because he gets unalived after each show of Long Live the Black Parade.
So did he, and there's a little, like, what are those things called when they do the crime scene?
Like a little chalk outline.
Oh, yeah, yeah, the outline.
Yeah, there's an outline of him in the promo.
So I was just like, ooh, is it like they're dead?
Because that's what I've gathered the Black Rade.
So it did the resurrection?
What if they're coming out with the new album?
Well, that's already a rumor that MCR 5 is coming, which call me a fake fan.
I thought they only had three albums.
I know.
I know.
People came from me in my Instagram.
I was like, I'm so bad.
I have a new, you know this.
I am a new MCR fan relatively.
Like 2020, I had discovered them.
I was very late, okay?
There was a person that liked him and I was like trying to impress him.
I like him too.
But I ended up loving.
And I was like, oh my God, they actually like saved me because, you know, 2020, you know,
like me just doing my overdoses on the floor and stuff.
Like MCR spoke to me 20 years later, but they did speak to me.
So I'm very new to them.
Did you know they had four albums?
I did.
I can't name them all, though, because my memory.
Wait, what do you mean you can't name them all?
My favorite one is three cheers for sweet reference.
That was also moms in my comment on Instagram.
She does not know.
How did she know that?
Probably for me.
No, because I asked on my Instagram.
She probably Googled it.
I said, no, on me Instagram, I said, what is your favorite?
I said, is it three cheers, Black Parade or Danger Days?
And then everyone's like, what about?
And there was like a fourth one.
And then mom's like, three cheers.
And I was like, okay, mom.
I loved it.
I'm going to ask her when she comes.
Tell her to sing a song.
You sing a song from three cheers.
Well, now you put me on the spot.
You know, you know one song from three cheers.
It's the I'm not okay.
Yeah.
But there's a lot of other ones.
What's the worst thing I could say?
Yeah, yeah.
My favorite.
I mean, that's the most iconic.
That was the one that got me into my chemical romance.
Because I remember that song when I was a kid.
That's the one MCR song I remember as a kid because I was still in high school and
would play on VH1.
And I really was obsessed with Michael Jackson as a kid, you know?
I used to, like, suck Michael Jackson.
Like, I thought he was so gorgeous.
But I was like, oh, he's like, you know, already has kids.
He probably, you know, whatever.
And then I remember seeing Gerard Way in the Helena video.
That's the only video I remember.
And I just remember being like, he looks like Michael Jackson.
I like him in a young version.
So maybe.
So I think that's what, like, drew me.
What?
He did not look like him.
Back in the day.
Yeah, the aesthetic.
I don't see it, but okay.
Well, the vibes.
Right, right, right.
The suit, the black and red.
Michael Jackson did dangerous in black and red.
It was giving a,
a little Michael. Even Black Break is a little Michael Jackson because he wore a lot of
military style like jackets and stuff. Okay, I could see that though. Yeah. They cite smashing pumpkins
as like an inspiration by I'm like, are you also inspired by MJ? I think a lot of people probably
were probably. Um, but they did announce that they will be at the Hollywood Bowl three nights and
they also don't have an opener for those three shows. All the other shows had openers listed with them
already like Iggy Pop is Pierce the Vale is going to be with them at Phoenix. I think like there's
there's already different openers
and there was no
opener as the LA so I'm
I don't want to like pitch my band yet
but I do have a band called Sad Boy 2005
which started out kind of as like a tribute band
somewhat to MCR
I just started it because the person I liked
that liked MCR he was like a drummer
and I was like oh my god we should start a band together
that's how it all came about
then we did try to do a band with him
even after I met Moses because he was a talent drummer
but then he couldn't drum and then
we just kept going with the band
Connor stepped in Connor who's been my producer
and then we became like a band
like it was a fake band then became a real band
because, like, Richie also does guitar and vocals.
No, it was, like, a real band.
You were one of my, like, oh, God, that was my favorite era of you.
It was such good songs.
Every single one was so good.
I'm a sad boy, like, lover, sand.
Yeah, you were.
You were in all the videos, too.
I was, too.
And most of the two, I remember you, like, playing them in your car.
Really close to when we started dating is when I did this.
So I remember you playing the first album in your car when I wasn't even with you.
And I was like, okay, I listen to them on ironically because I just find them so good.
That's someone said on, oh, my God.
Okay, thank you.
as someone said on TikTok, too, they're like, I unironically listen to Van Gogh.
And I was like, oh, you mean this little number?
Like, and I was like, and we were singing live at the music video shoots.
And Connor's like playing.
I'm like, wait, we could be a real band.
So.
Except Jeremy really didn't play the bass.
No, but he's learning.
And Jeremy's super talented.
Jeremy's my songwriter and vocal coach.
I think he can learn it for sure.
I feel like so too.
I know Connor's going to work with him because Connor is like, he is sad boy.
I mean, he did it all on the tracks because we had to do it like last minute.
But super talented.
Both of them.
The best.
vocals, I mean, Jeremy is important.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Background.
Yeah, but.
I'm just in the band aspect of it.
But no, he's super talented.
So we might or may not because it is 20, 25, and we're sat by 2007 5.
It is our 20 years.
Oh, wow.
So we may or may not be trying to rehearse.
I'm going to try and put like a proof of concept together and maybe we'll do some shows.
Maybe.
I don't know.
We'll see.
Put it out there.
You're the manifestation queen.
Yeah.
It's in the works.
We'll see.
Like, can I sing live with a band?
I don't know.
I did it for my broadcast.
show so maybe I can but um you're definitely sad boy yeah because like you said all the
music videos you sang like we were there we heard you sing then live that's true as I was
what more do you want from me empty veins I got nothing lit bleeding for your masterpiece a story
night zombie prick me with knives and needles put me high on a steeple
just for me to come down
Is your black heart happy now?
Love it.
I love it, you know it all too.
I know.
I know the words too, but I don't sing.
What, why?
Okay.
What?
Because he sounded so good.
I didn't want to.
Okay, okay.
Moses and I are also working on a musical number together.
There's a lot happening.
Okay.
I said I was going to take it slow the rest of the year.
No, she's not.
She's 100.
She's got the foot on the pedal.
She's go, go, go, going.
I don't know what it is.
And then I saw.
Everything you did before.
you did while you were pregnant. Now you're not pregnant.
Now you've got all of this energy. This energy. Yes. I agree. I'm, I, when I saw that there
was no openers yet, it gave me hope. They had wallows open for them. So they always have like a,
it seems to be like a somewhat of a local band when they come to the city. And they're
doing three nights. So one night could be sad boy 2005. I feel like that too. We give the same
vibes. Why not? I don't know. We'll see if we can get it together, but I am maybe keep a day
open. Maybe the Wednesday show because Wednesday shows, you know, you know, it's a Wednesday
show. So maybe, I think it's 20 years since the Black Parade came out. So I'm very excited
about all of it and I'll be there
I'll be there no matter what. I just think it's like full
circle because the last time I was here
is the time that we didn't
go. And now I'm here and boom.
Yeah. Yeah. And didn't we even say
maybe they'll put, maybe they'll add more dates.
Did we say it? I didn't think it was going to happen. I thought this is
it. This is the last time they're touring Blackgrade. I'm like
you never know though, maybe. I feel like we did say it. Maybe they
saw that and they're like, we're going to add a few.
They added these just like Ari and glam stations. I feel like
did this for you. I do like it too. Because they're doing all new markets. Like they're doing
shows like Nashville like cities they haven't been to before in New York, like all these
different cities. So I was like, that's interesting. They're coming back to LA after they did two
nights at Dodgers Stadium. So I don't know. I'm just saying it may be either way I'm going
somehow. I'm going to be front row. Hollywood Bowl. I'm going to be front row. I'm a fit to be
the pit. Oh, okay. Well, they have nice boxes. Like the front is nice boxes. Yeah.
So one night I'll do the box. The other night I'll be in the pit and the other night will open.
There's no pit at the Hollywood Bowl. I think they can make one, don't they?
Well, I think that the boxes are the pit in a way.
No, the pit is like, you get sweat on.
Have you been to that Hollywood Bowl?
Yeah, for The Little Mermaid.
Oh, okay, okay, okay, okay.
With John Stamos and Joshua Robert Colley and Sarah Borrellas, maybe.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I've only one there one time.
Who'd you see?
Lincoln Park.
Oh, how was that?
Was there a pit?
It was really good.
There has to be a pit from Lincoln Park.
I think it was backstage.
Oh.
Because.
Wow, what a flex.
My friend.
Isn't it?
No.
Imagine.
No.
My friend was really good friends with the drummer.
What song does Lincoln Park?
I would know.
That has to be a popular.
I try so hard and get so far.
But in the end, yeah, you know.
It doesn't even.
I like that one.
Yeah.
You know a lot of them, I feel.
I mean, it's one of the best venues in L.A.
Oh.
Hallywood Ball.
Hands down, Hollywood Bowl.
I, like, always wanted to play there.
So, I'm so excited.
I'm so excited.
I'm so excited, too.
October clearing my schedule.
We even had something planned for next October,
but I'm going to tell them, like,
I need, like, that five.
days off because I cannot
I can't either
yeah my sister did text me
and I was like please like I will never ask for anything
I don't want to go to any other concert
just please take me to this one though
three nights you know I'm it's got
but they're going to be at Petco Park
August 30th too so I'm like maybe I'll just go down there
Nas my photographer San Diego and she's like
you have to come to Peppa car I'm like are you going to
by the way MCR if you're team out there if you're listening
Naz Naz Nazeer photos on
Instagram she is the best photographer ever and I feel like she should
photograph you. She's so good.
She's so good. She met Gerard when she was like
15 years old and there's a picture of them together. I love that picture.
I love that picture too. Maybe I should text her. I really want to show it
one day because she looks so cute and he looks good in it.
What are you drinking? A little green tea. A little tea lemonade.
It looks like pee. Oh, yes. That's what I'm drinking. How did you know?
Or apple juice I thought maybe.
Oh, I would drink an apple juice. I put apple juice on the rocks.
Mom's always like it looks like you're drinking whiskey. I'm like that's a little point.
It's like at night now my new favorite thing is to do a little, sometimes I do
the apple juice on the rocks, huh?
Or cranberry in a glass.
Cranberry and a glass of wine.
So I feel like macamale.
I feel it out.
I just feel very festive.
I feel like I'm unwinding.
Passive.
I also feel like you just feel like it's the night time
and you didn't just little...
You're unwinding a little with a little cran...
It's the same, I think, as a wine would.
Because I do, I don't really drink.
I usually drink water.
So I'm kind of like, ooh, it's kind of, it's kind of naughty.
It's like extra calories, extra sugar.
Right, right.
Who cares, you know?
I love that.
I'm in my who cares mode right now.
of um if anyone cares of my body and dieting i'm kind of like uh whatever i'm hungry so
you look great thanks been walking been pilates that's good i know i saw you and tanna do
pilates that was so cute you come to a polities class i want to do that too it was pretty fun it's been
a long time since i did polities no you did it before i did it only one time it's hard yeah you do it
you're strong though i'm not as strong as i used to be but you'd be surprised even me i was
surprised how not weak
I was. I'm like, not strong, but I'm not
super weak. I don't know. Watching Tana do, I'm like, I don't know
if I could do that. Yeah. Well, that class is not
that, right. That's not how you start.
Right, okay. It's called agree Pilates.
It's a different form of Pilates, which is like cardio and stuff.
The Pilates I do is like literally
you're just sitting, but it's like very controlled.
Like it's very like little movements. I'm not like
sweating. It's just more like
controls. That one was like cardio,
stand up, sliding, like just doing them.
And lots of reps. And what do we do? When we did
when we did Pilates, we did like, it's like two or three reps.
and then you did Pilates too?
I went with her too.
Oh, fun.
You come on a guest pass with me.
Okay, I'll come.
Yeah, that'd be fun.
I love doing it with mom.
I love doing it solo.
I went like four times in one week.
I'm very addicted to it
because I feel so strong.
Oh, I love that.
It's not about how you feel anyways.
So if you're feeling good
and you're feeling strong, that's the best.
Yeah.
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I'm gone.
How many steps we did last week?
17,000 one day at Disney.
That's insane.
Yes.
Yes.
I went to Disney before I knew about the boycott, so I just want to say that.
I'm always at the wrong place at the wrong time.
Always.
I don't know what's happening.
I think that happened right as you left.
Literally, we saw some protesters out front as we left, and I was like, what did I do?
I'm so sorry.
It was for a movie's birthday, which we like paid in advance like months before.
And I did not know.
I did not know.
good time but the girls were so cute
I'm just telling Moses I'm like Elvis was so cute
and so sweet oh yeah she she's in her era of posing
of like going up to character she's not scared of anything
she went on the Dumbo ride our little Malbu she gets more
she's more cautious cautious yes if anything's dark
small world gets dark Bibbidi Bopi Bouti Boutique that's the whole thing
we're not trying to disparage the company here but Bipidi Bopi Bouti Boutique is very dark
I was thinking about it hindsight if you don't know
Bibibibibit Bouti Boutique, it's this cute little makeover thing that I never knew
existed, but I would have loved as a kid.
And you get dresses, and you get photos, and you get jewelry, and they do glitter, and they
have, like, magic mirrors and all this stuff.
And Melville loves makeovers.
That's all she was talking about was makeovers.
I know.
Loves it.
Whenever it get glam, they always give her little glitter.
She sits, she's so serious.
She can get her nails done for an hour and a half, sit there and have them dry, like, just
so good at sitting, loves the whole experience.
I was so excited.
She finally turned three.
I was so excited.
I got the VIP most popular package you can get.
I was like, because we don't have a birthday party for her this year.
we went to Disneyland and so I was like we're going to do this you know and I was so excited she was
so excited she was picking out the dress she wanted the most expensive deluxe dress she's like I need
that one perfect girl you got it you're the princess of the day and then they have you wait
outside again it was so hot too never I know I heard was dying outside like a sweating
balls I look over to Moses because he's like chasing Elvis everywhere and he's just like sweating
neck like I've never seen him like that I was so I could just tell I remember just like
keep patting him in the back we're good are we good like I'm just waiting for Moses
I was waiting on him.
I was waiting.
I was like, he's going to, he's going to break, he's going to break because he's just like,
it was just a lot.
It was hot and then dealing, it was just a lot.
But then they have us go outside and wait some more.
They're like, we got to wait because we had set up the dress.
And I was like, no, like that's where.
Set up the dress.
Yeah, they put it.
So there's in a separate part of the castle.
The dress part, there's like windows and stuff.
There's a separate part of the castle that they take you to and they, yeah, they look,
setting up the dress.
It's still very small.
Like you go in, but tiny, like to choose the dress, all that.
And then they step outside in the heat.
and I told
I kind of told you
but the VIP got
heard us talk
it was like
how didn't I have like a lounge
like a place you seek to wait
for your appointment
and then he ran in
and kind of got them
to bring us in
because it was crowded
and it was just hard
to wrangle everyone
because like Elvis and Malibor
very different
Elvis just wants to explore
she cannot be in one spot
for a minute
so she needs to run around
and so it's better to be
in a place for her to run around
because I was just like, that's all I was doing this,
like running after her and basically
letting her explore all the time.
So then they brought us in.
Then they brought us in.
Well, it was so hot.
Well, you got bubbles for Alvus.
And then Malba was so obsessed with bubbles too.
So the bubbles, it was hot.
We were so wetting.
You do pay.
It's a ridiculous.
It's like way over price.
It's way over price.
But you know, magic nearest K, we'll love the whole thing,
whatever.
And you have to pay in advance.
That's important.
You have to pay ahead of time.
Before you even go into the next room,
they're like, pay for this.
Okay, got it.
So we paid for it.
And then, yeah, then they take us to the next one.
And Mab was excited.
She takes the little lady's hand.
And they were all great.
Everyone there is very sweet and very nice.
So, like, nothing against them.
But then they go and I was so excited.
I'm like, oh, she's good.
Let's get her reaction.
As soon as we want this.
Not the reaction.
And then luckily we have the bubble wand because it kind of let the room up a little bit,
like in my footage.
Someone's like, it kind of looks like there's some light.
I'm like, yeah, from her bubble one.
She was not.
Why was it so dark?
I don't know.
It's not even, like, it's one thing if it's dark,
but there's no elements in there that felt.
magical like it really felt like he walked into a cave oh weird and it's a very yeah dungeon type
space and like dark and dirty you know what i mean like dark and it didn't feel and then they walk us
in and straight into like a changing room which even smaller and darker yeah like okay go change her
over there and then she'll come out and do something and just like no i'm not like i want to go outside
and she saw the dress and i thought she'd get excited i really think well i guess we should just say like
she is three she is the youngest you can be so maybe maybe you should be so maybe you should
be a little, but we've watched so many TikTok, so I've seen little girls do it before.
Maybe Disney World has a different one, because there's one that looks very bright, and this one
was very dark, so, I don't know, the Disney one was, yeah, she was not having it, and, you know.
That's so sad because she was talking about it all week.
She was talking about all week, and then you feel, I feel for the parents, too, you know,
because it's like, obviously you're not going to, like, force you can do something, but you did
just pay $800 and are you like getting that dress?
When I heard that price, I'm like, dang, you should just set her up with Ari.
I did do her glam in the morning
and that I know exactly
But you thought like again
The presentation you think that's what's worth it
Like it's going to be magical
Like you have the whole little set going
Yes
I understand that I tried
I was like okay let's let's show her
I was asking the person let's show her
What she's going to do after
So maybe she'll be excited about that
She takes us to the back room
Which again small and dark
And a dirty chair
Which is weird why was it dark
You're going to sit here
And we're going to put
You know do your hair and all that
And everything sounded horrible to her
looking around and like nothing about it sounded appealing you know even the nelson
is more bright and fun yeah i think they were that part i think they were trying to be nice
by giving us like a private room because we were with my dad and his wife and two other adults
and us and like usually can only go like two adults back so i think they were trying to like
accommodate us to like have more people back there but even that row where all the kids were getting
that was dark too they were very very nice and they even were like hey if she like come
if she wants to come back and try again like we can like take her any time today
Yeah, but she was not having it
But she really just didn't like dark rides
Like anything like Peter Pan's small world
You know that since this is I don't know
Two years ago
Like when we went to the rainforest coffin
We thought she's going to be so excited
And it's the same thing
It's like a dark space
Even though there's animals and things
But something about those spaces
I don't know
You know she's memories from old castles
In England or something
Right
Right
Something was yeah
But even Dumbo
She was like so sad for Dumbo
Even at the park, like, I want to ride the elephants with mommy, I want to ride
the elephant's mommy, and then we've done both. I don't want to do
this anymore. I was like, okay. How about teacups?
No, mommy doesn't like teacups. That is not a no go for me.
Well, you don't have to spin it.
I don't know. I have PTSD from that ride
as a kid. I used to be motion sickness.
No, no. All of the rides there are dark though, like aerial.
Yeah.
Even the Star Wars one, I think, is dark.
Oh, Peter Pan's, no right. Oh, pirates.
Oh, Pirates, definitely never going to go on for a while.
Haunted Manchin.
Oh, could you imagine?
She's too little for that.
Well, my friend Ari gave me a good tip
because she has a 13-year-old daughter.
She's like, next time you can just tell her to, like,
close her eyes or something.
Because, you know, once you're on the ride,
like, we did Mickey Mouse's,
I don't know what that's called,
Wild Ride, Roadhouse.
There's one in Toontown, and it's like a car.
And it's like, it's pretty cool.
It's kind of like rise of resistance.
Kind of like all over the place.
But she gets scared,
and you're already on the ride.
So I was like, oh, I didn't what to do
while we're already on there.
Elvis is living her best life
because it was for Elvis is age too.
And Elvis was, like, living her best life.
But I guess she said next time, just tell her to, like, you know, close her eyes
or, like, you know, put a hood on or something like that.
I was like, yeah, that's, I close my eyes on, like, the mummy in those kind of rides.
I'm like, I'm absolutely not, cannot see.
All the rides are really designed around the darkness is what makes them magical.
Because you don't see the space you're in.
You only see the things that they want to show you.
Yeah.
But I don't know.
I think, I mean, you know, it's a phase.
I think she'll be.
Are you going next year?
Oh, my God.
I was like, maybe they should wait.
And it doesn't even matter.
the rights don't matter.
I mean, what she likes
is the characters.
Love her and Elvis.
Like, they like the characters.
They like the people
like to be in that city, you know.
Yeah, she loves,
they love Tune Town.
Are you going to go for October time though
because I feel like, really?
That's trick-a-treat.
That's Oogie Boogie Bash.
I know, but she doesn't like that either.
She did enjoy the trick-and-treating.
She liked trick-or-treating, but we know.
We avoided the parade this year.
We just avoided the loud parade
and we didn't go into the rooms.
What about headphones, maybe?
Well, there wasn't.
loud because we weren't so we discovered the parade the speakers are right above you on the
parade so when we were outside it wasn't because even Aquaman we had headphones for him but it was
really not loud outside of the parade so I think because when where you said at the parade they
have speakers right on your in your ear that's so weird she doesn't like this the parade because
that's where all the characters are well that praise is kind of scary that oh is yeah no it's yeah
no it's a Halloween for it. The Oogie Boogie is last year I love Oogie Boogie. Last year the parade started
and it's first you see Mickey and Minnie and it was great she was like so happy yeah but then all the
like scary yeah the scary stuff starts.
The headless horseman starts the thing.
He's like, oh, no.
He's like, holding his head.
No, it is a little scary that one.
But the trickery she did love.
She was loving her best life.
She's in her stroller.
She still loves, she has her oggy-buggy bag, and she carries it with her everywhere
to the bed, on the car seat.
Everywhere she goes, she has her free oggy-bugy.
Love that.
Like, she was taking a nap in the car with her oogie-bugy.
Like, if we, yeah, like, we're trying to get the out of the pacifier stage.
She'll be like, okay, got to give us the pinky if you want the oogie-bugy.
So she'll give that up for anything.
she'll be like give me that ugly buggy bag like take everything kind of like her saving account
that makes her feel safe having all that candy with her yeah have this candy it's mine at her
at her leisure she can just go in there and and she can't open the candy yes she does ask she always
asks she asks and I always say after dinner and she says no please now please and I was like
okay so then you know I gave in every time I wanted to come so bad but then I was like gosh
it's going to be at least two hours there two hours back it was going to just be too much
and then what if I got there and she was like I'm over this and then I go well
it's good you didn't
obviously we're going to come for biffity-bop but you see
that didn't even happen so
imagine then mom was talking about oogie-buggy
because that's where my mom was going
my dad was going to the other one my mom's going to boogie
and even that one took us so long
just to get everyone ready and like
we had to figure out Aquaman we were trying to
first we're going to carry him like this
then we're trying to figure out all this situation
so we really only were for like
an hour which is like worth it for us
we stayed down there but then
yeah but I was like I don't think it's a good idea
because mom's like I don't think they even
we didn't even go trick or treating last
year. Yeah, they didn't like it last year. This year, they did. Elvis and Aquaman were sleeping
the whole time, but Malbu was, she liked it. She liked the churro. Remember you got the churro?
Oh, well, the churro's the best part. And she was like, no, I don't want it. And then I got
some, I'm like, can you have some of that? And then she saw me eat it. And then she took it and
then then it cut to just her holding it. And like, well, it's her chero now. So
mom's like, I'm going to bring you home something. I'm like, um, she's like,
what do you want? And I'm like, I actually do know what I want. I had lost my,
my porg, you know, the little...
I lost him, I don't know where he is,
and I'm like, I would love to have a replacement of that.
She's like, well, sorry I didn't get it
because I didn't even go into the park.
I'm like, oh, okay.
Well, we would have gotten you one
because that's where the iced coffee is
in Star Wars land.
I didn't know, you should have asked us.
Well, mom said she was going to bring it, so I thought.
Well, she did bring you back a corn dog.
Did you eat it?
Yes, she did.
No, I hope you didn't eat it.
I didn't need it, no.
She was so excited about it.
I would bring this back for Cali.
Love that, though.
Love the sentiment, but no, I didn't need it.
Did she eat it?
No.
She's just sitting in the fridge.
Be careful with hot dogs.
Right, because I mean sitting out.
You could eat the corn, which is my favorite part.
That's all you eat of it.
I know, but it's honestly, it is so good.
The corn of it is.
No, my...
I think it's better if it was just, like, fresh, you know?
Yes, yes.
My taste buds are even more of a kids than Malibu and Elvis's.
I took pictures of them on Saturday.
Like, they were literally eating, like, broccoli, rice, and watermelon while I was
eating, like, mac and cheese and chicken.
fingers down there. I was like, and I'll offer them
mac and cheese. I'll offer them chicken fingers. And like,
no, I want watermelon. I want broccoli. Malbu,
I didn't even notice it. Leave it to TikTok to
point it out, which love for them.
But at the princess breakfast,
I was, I was once again having my, I think
I had chicken wings. What did they had there? And mac and cheese?
They had mac and cheese there? Oh yeah, they have white mac and cheese.
I love Disneyland because they have mac and cheese everywhere.
So I had like chicken wings and white
mac and cheese. And then Malbu's whole plate
was just like blueberries, watermelon canadlo.
I love that. And it wasn't for the TikTok.
I didn't even notice, but it was just like what she was eating for
breakfast. I was like, yeah, my kids are just, they're very into broccoli. I don't know
what you say. So, thank God, I know. So, I'm like, you got to get on that. You got to get
on to broccoli. That's what I was talking to mom about it too. And she'd, yeah, our parents don't
put us on to broccoli. I'm like, our parents never did either. Like, we never got on that
bandwagon, but. I like broccoli. I don't know how. Mom never made it. Your dad?
I know. I hated mom's cooking. Oh, sorry. Jeez. Oh, my God. Mom, I love your cooking.
And I did the lemon pepper chicken all the time. No, she made pastas.
And bashed potatoes and corn and biscuits.
It was delicious.
I love mom's cooking.
I liked her biscuits with the strawberries.
Do you remember her making that?
Yes.
It was like strawberry shortcake she was trying to make.
Right.
And you liked her lasagna?
When did she make that?
In the Encino apartments.
Remember?
That's older.
That's when I was like 18.
That's not growing up though.
She probably made it growing up.
No, she did not because you guys wouldn't need it.
Well, she also worked for a job.
Exactly.
And that's totally fine.
I know.
She couldn't have time to cook.
She tried.
And that's what matters.
Sometimes that next you'd cook breakfast for dinner.
We were fed and that's what matters.
Oh, yeah.
We'd get those.
Remember that cash drawer?
She had an Enzino.
Oh, God, that was great.
And she had an enceola.
Sorry, Pekotanica.
It was the pearly one.
And she had a cash.
And it was just like...
Well, a meat cheese.
Or not a meat cheese.
God, what are they called?
Siminos.
Lamborghinis.
Lamborghinis.
Lambroonies.
Lambrunies.
Was it Aldo's pizzas?
There was the one that called like that.
Ben Byron.
Oh, costas.
Oh, yeah.
And then there was, sometimes we go to Freeport later on and get the potato beef.
Oh, God.
Now that's one I do miss.
Me too.
I get the poofo platter, though.
We found the noodles, the noodles at Dim, Dintai Fong.
They had noodles almost exactly like the ones you like with the gravy.
I've never been there because the lines are always so long.
Well, you can't make a reservation.
We found out because we were staying right next to where our hotel was literally like right behind it.
You can't make reservations, but you can't go on a wait list.
We got there at like 4.30.
I looked at the wait list.
Five to ten minutes, perfect.
Okay, I'll wait till later.
But then at 7 o'clock, we were talking about going out
because the kids were going to go to sleep.
It was like, oh, we should go.
Like, we go on the wait list.
Three hours.
Yeah.
We waited those three hours.
We're like, all right, I won't go.
Did you really?
In the hotel.
Oh, I see, I see.
Yeah.
We went shopping.
By the time we were done shopping.
It was time to eat.
I know.
It was crazy, actually.
You're right.
By the time we're done shopping, it was like time to go.
But it was, um.
Dang.
See, I would have like to have that brought home, you know.
I don't know if a dumpling, like a soup dumpling sounds good.
And a corn dog sounds good.
Mom said she had a Trader Joe's dumpling at the house.
Maybe it's the same.
It's not the same.
Okay, I like them to you, but they're just not the same at all.
You're talking about a fresh one versus a frozen one.
I know.
Those were good.
No, I don't even like love dumplings.
Or I'm some noodles.
I would have had some noodles to go.
Those noodles.
Why didn't you bring any of those home?
Dang, I know I should have.
I mean, it's not fresh anymore.
day before and two hours away.
Except a cornedog.
Except a leftover cornedag.
It was very good.
It was good.
It was Disney.
But I, man.
I wonder, do they have one up here?
No.
Didn't I fung?
I think it's only.
Dumpling places right.
I think Disney's the close, like that specific one everyone loves.
Anyways, I'm on the boycott with everyone until everything gets resolved.
But I just, you know, I didn't know.
It was happening like you said, like the day that you were leaving.
My sister said she canceled her Hulu.
I did.
Yeah.
And I didn't know.
I didn't know, I didn't know any of that, but we were talking about, well, I don't know.
That one of the ones who purchased Hulu just to cancel it.
Noah Centenio, I believe, his name is.
God, nothing gets past the internet.
That is, I know, the internet.
I want to not notice that.
I didn't either.
The internet will clock you.
I'm so, but thanks to the internet, I learned not to be a liar anymore because it's like they will, they will put any hole they can find.
I mean, he didn't lie.
He didn't cancel.
But also, he didn't make.
So, Noah, but also, why did you pay for a whole year?
Right. So if he did nothing, he actually would not support them.
So, yeah, that's true.
The influencer, he, Noah, we don't know for sure, but this is what the slews of the internet
found, is like he posted that he canceled Hulu.
Like Cynthia Nixon talked about it.
Everyone did.
And it's good because I didn't know about it.
So it's like, all right, we'll cancel Hulu.
I'm with everybody, yes.
But he showed his screenshot.
It says, okay, your Hulu has been canceled.
You can enjoy it until September 19th of 2026, meaning that he.
just purchased to cancel.
And someone's like, there's a slight chance,
like a one in 365 chance that maybe he purchased it like,
I don't know what they said.
The logic was.
Last year.
And it just went through.
Yes.
Right.
Oh, yeah.
That part.
So he's like, maybe, but.
I mean, that's a little suss.
So he was, he purchased it just to cancel it, which I get the logic, I guess.
Like you're trying to like.
Performative?
It's a performative thing.
Okay.
So, but does that help a little bit?
No.
Well, you just gave them.
A whole year's worth, usually it's monthly, by the way.
Ten people didn't know about that, like, me.
And I'm like, oh, okay, I should cancel mine too.
So maybe he was, like, doing it to show people, like, I did this, you should too.
I don't know about that.
You know, I don't know either.
That's a reach, I think.
He could have just talk about it.
That's true.
I've had it.
I've had Hulu for, I mean, since I was 18, I think.
And paid for it and everything.
And I've had beef with them because they were kept on, you know, increasing prices.
And then you had to pay for no ads.
That's a whole...
I think that's so weird, by the way.
What part?
That you're paying for...
to see shows,
but you're also having to pay without ads
when before the whole reason
you would get a streaming platform
is so you don't have ads.
Oh, really?
It used to be like that?
Yes.
No, because we, don't you remember,
we went from paying, I don't know,
$10, $20 a month to like $90 something a month.
And we still get ads on some Hulu shows.
Like, we still get ads.
That is annoying.
You're right.
I remember the new ones we'd watch.
We did pay, like, it was, like, $80 at a time where we couldn't afford it.
And I was like, I'm still over these ads.
And then we started watching, like, the new shows.
And they still get good as ads.
I was like, come we.
Marriott for his night was the worst.
We get, like, three-minute ads.
And I'm like, we pay $80 a month.
Like, what?
Oh, yeah.
No, that is.
I think you also paid for, like, live TV with that bundle.
Oh, which we never watched for shit.
But anyways, I had it for so long.
Honestly, even if they write they're wrong, I don't think I'm going to get it anyway.
You're like, I'm just...
I'm over it.
Thank you for pushing me to cancel.
Yeah, because why am I paying
20 bucks a month, you know?
Yeah, what do you watch?
I guess you just stream.
You just, you do a video game, Tom.
Yeah.
And then...
You guys at Netflix, I heard.
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Twitch.
Twitch.
Twitch.
Okay.
Where's the dot com?
Someone already took it?
There's no.
I don't know.
They kind of get the domain.
I don't know.
I'm not sure why it's called dot TV.
But yeah, that's the...
Going back to the whole Hulu thing,
there's so much free content that you can consume
and help out a small creator, you know?
I am a small creator.
I am a small creator.
I love that too.
You.
You.
Not you used to be, but...
Maybe on Twitch I am.
I tried Twitch.
I did try it.
It didn't work out for me, but...
Love it for you.
Thanks.
Well, it'd be easier if you played video games.
Speaking of, when are you going to play a video game?
I would love to try a Minecraft video with you.
I would love for you to try MindCath.
I asked our Patreon that said, what do you guys want to see?
And then 8% said Minecraft.
Only 8?
Yeah, 42%.
I had Target.
I also didn't know Target was canceled.
So I said we're not going to Target anymore.
I forgot about their whole...
We haven't gone to Target in a while.
I do go to CVS.
Their stuff is ugly anyway and overpriced.
Sorry.
By the way, our declarations today are from World Market.
Okay.
Yeah, we love tea.
It's the only place in the world that's not canceled yet.
We love World Market.
Yes, I do love a World Market.
CVS, they're very expensive for those deodorants, but we do go there.
I do love a CVS.
When he said, sorry, do I remember she that Nikki Blonsie clip of her on Wendy Williams?
No.
She's like, sorry.
It was the one where she's like,
Wendy, this is my favorite clip.
I laugh out loud every night when I see this
on my TikTok, I scroll through.
Wendy asked Nikki Blonsky.
She goes, your friends with Zach Gaffron.
She said, what do you think about him of an assagin?
Do you think they're going to get married?
And then she goes, um, no.
Honestly, no.
She like, sorry, V.
She's like, sorry.
She's like, I know.
She goes, I know him real well.
And I love him.
And it was three.
I was a little offended that I just reminded you of that.
Well, the way you said, sorry.
Like, that was definitely here.
She's like, sorry.
Because she looked at the audience.
Sorry.
Okay.
No.
I just love the clip. Sorry. I love the clip. I'm kids I can bring it up. I will.
You don't know that clip, though. I've seen it. It's very, it's really cringy.
Nikki Blonsky or?
Nikki Blonski and Wendy Williams. Did you find it?
Okay, let me ask you something.
Okay, let's get serious now.
Do you think that he and Vanessa will go the distance and get married?
Not yet, just eventually.
No.
Okay.
Sorry.
Love you, girl, but it ain't happening.
This is three years.
after they did hairspray.
It wasn't even close.
Anyways, I don't know why.
I just wanted to bring it up.
It wasn't you that reminded me up.
Sorry, it was like, sorry.
Well, it's true.
Target has ugly crump right now.
They used to, they used to be it.
Actually, for a long time, they've had ugly.
Oh my God.
What do you like over there?
Honestly, not much.
This podcast is just called a heater.
Yeah, that's fitting.
No, no, you're real.
You're real.
I like you.
My sister always keeps me in the know what's happening.
Good goods isn't canceled?
What?
You can go to home goods.
Home goods.
Yeah.
Did you forget about that place?
You used to love that place.
I don't know why you plundered like that.
I was like, home?
It's kind of far.
It's not far.
What?
For having three kids is far.
It is a little far from us.
It is a little far from us.
Every trip out of the house is so calculated.
You can only go to one place.
Sorry.
It has to be nearby.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Love you girl.
Sorry, Homegood.
Not happening.
You're too far.
What a weird.
I wonder if she ever, like, responded to that or, oh, no, I think she just, we've learned
on this podcast that she is beyond, I think, coming back from cancellation.
No, she's so far gone.
Because, you know, you think, oh, that she's camp and she's doing cameos, but then, yeah,
I think there's certain people who, I think, can't come back from cancellations or, like,
they didn't do the right steps to come back to show us that you're changing and growing and being
a better person.
But the home good.
And they create their own podcast just for that purpose.
Who?
What?
Unless they create their own podcast just for that purpose.
Well, that's coming later on because I have some words for him.
Me too.
I have notes.
Oh.
My notes up is full.
Wow.
Well, that's coming.
But before we do, the Home Goods is getting Raisin Cains across the street from it.
I guess you'll be going to Home Goods and Raising Cain.
Well, we'll say that Hot Topics for my mom because she has a lot of Thousand Oaks hot topics coming up.
Oh, she does.
She does.
She was telling me all the new things coming in.
That's where most of our listeners are from.
I love a Thousand Oaks
I love a Seamy Valley
That's where our Arby's is
Yeah I do love Arby's
I was seen by that in bed last night
I got a Jemoka shake
Over the weekend
I wish I had mom get some
I really want a Jemoka shake now
It was so good
What time is it?
Jamoka shake and a cheese fry
That's my order
The crinkle fries
Yes
I always say
Double cheese
Yes my Arbys meal would be this right
Arbys of your last name
Carbys
Carbys yes
That'd be the carbby meal
By Trish because it'd be like
I think of it like
red, but like maybe some pink in there, like a little pink packaging to go with like just
or whatever, a little pink accent somewhere, you know what I mean?
Maybe the backdrop's pink instead of white.
I don't know.
But it's like a little box full of all their carbs.
So it's a crinkle fry, a curly fry, the mozzarella stick, the potato wedge, and two
cheese dips.
And then I would have a shake, and I love the Jamoka shake.
Maybe they'd want to do that.
If they want to bring a new one in, I love a peanut butter shake.
Give me a peanut butter shake in there.
Ooh, that would be so fire.
And that's the Trish shake and that's everything.
You know, I would love a little chicken nugget.
but I love the idea of just checking it was a carbus.
Just give me those sides.
How much do you think that would be?
You know, Arby's is pretty affordable these days.
I would say we could do a, you know, if we get the pink packaging and we get the shake,
maybe 20 bucks.
Okay.
Right?
That's like, that's affordable.
And you get enough for like the family.
You can share.
Yeah, yeah.
These are sharing packs.
These are like at least medium size for everything, right?
You know what?
Yes.
Medium size or everything.
I also dream of one day them doing maybe an ex, because I love the mozzarella stick so much.
What do they do in extension, like a big mozzarella stick?
Like, you know those cheesy.
corned oxy like but a big one and it just like pulls apart like two big ones yeah I like
I like that wow when I was laying in bed last night I'm wow I'm said I just I was looking back
because I've been doing great for that night I know I'm saying I'm at my eating era which I am
and my eating era means like today I had a pumpkin spice donut I had bagel bites and I had hash browns
for breakfast from Dunkin Donuts and like tonight we're having um Moses got a 136 dollar tomahawk steak
have you been on steak talk no but I that sounds so good those people where they're
They sprinkle the salt over and they're just eating their steaks in front of the camera.
No.
I got a bling A1 coming.
I caught a text bling up.
I have a bling A1 sauce.
I'm going to just pour A1.
I'm just like, anyways, he got this like really, what do we decide?
It was what, like, four and a half pounds of tomahawk steak he got?
Oh, Mel was going to be in heaven.
Oh my.
Yeah, I'm so excited.
I mean, it's with the boat.
Are you going to do a TikTok making it or what?
Probably.
You should.
Steak talk is a big thing.
You know what?
Have you seen those ones, those one TikToks where they're outside?
like in the wilderness
Oh yeah
I love that's amazing content
This is the type of meat
Yeah
So like because I ask the guy like how am I
I asking me like how should I cook it?
It's like well searing the first and then bake it
I was like how am I searing this thing
Should you like carve it off the bone?
He's like no just hold the bone
Yeah yeah yeah
On the pen
Oh hold it over
Okay
I love that over here
I'm so excited
Can you do it with like a griddle
Like those ones that you plug in flat top
If I do it I mean I can do it on the barbecue
Oh that too
kind of curl it and make it, make it, I just love watching those.
There's a girl named Katie Church.
She's pregnant now.
She's like 20.
She's very young looking and she's pregnant.
She eats these big ass steaks and she's pretty old.
Like it just makes me crave steak so much.
Anyways, the whole point of that was at night I'll have a great fruit for dinner,
sometimes great for an egg.
So, like, yeah, I kind of eat whatever.
And maybe you could say like, okay, don't have a pumpkin spice donut, but whatever.
My theory is like I eat whatever until like 2 o'clock.
And then at night I'll have like a great fruit.
I don't know if that's like helping me lose weight.
For me mentally, it makes me feel a little, you know, better in the morning, whatever.
So then at night I do get kind of hungry, like after my eggs and stuff.
And I sit there at night.
I was up until midnight last night scrolling.
And then I just dream about what I'm, like, hungry for.
And I was just thinking about the Arby's mozzarella sticks.
And I'm like, you know what, maybe I'll get that.
But today there's plenty of things.
I don't know.
We could either go out afterwards or I could just have the steak.
I'm not really quite sure.
I know I want to do that steak.
And now the new thing I talk about is you can get a cheese cup in an extra large drink.
That's disgusting.
And they dip the burrito into it.
Have you seen it?
It reminds you of raising canes, right?
Yeah, it's the same thing.
They do the sauce in the cup.
But the Taco Bell is see through the cups, so you see all the cheese in there.
I just don't know how I feel about that.
Ooh, I sound like, man.
I just seems like a waste, you know?
Not if you eat at all.
You're not going to eat a large cup of cheese.
Yes.
If I give me those chips, give me those Masa chips.
I'm going to be dunking them in there.
Moss.
Right.
If it's a family, maybe a family.
No, but more.
I meant more in Moss.
I'm going to be Mossa chips.
Oh, Masa.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I see.
What did you just say?
Huh?
I love a Maza chip and cheese, though.
It's so good.
Oh, what?
What? I don't know. I had no. She was.
Why didn't you say anything Spanish?
Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Right.
So good. Anyways, we haven't gotten to one hot topic, but...
That was a hot topic.
That was a hot topic.
I mean, you could say... Because sometimes she talks to people off camera while she's eating,
because I don't know. I mean, obviously I can't eat that whole steak, so it would...
What I'm dreaming of or what I'm envisioning is doing it, like, outside on the teal table,
because she always does hers outside.
We're back.
Oops.
It's a trash chair over there.
He just keeps throwing stuff on it.
Oh, I was like, well, it's not trash.
We have some Chanel's shield sunglasses over there.
Dior.
I said, you just throw everything.
Yeah, it's a throw-upy-ch chair.
It's very Gigi-gorgeous when she throw her Aramez bag back and just throw it on the ground back in the day.
Okay.
Saying that.
Oh, let's see this video.
Oh.
When I'm plugging my nose.
It doesn't focus automatically.
Just have why you're holding it up to the thing.
It doesn't.
Oh.
That's you and me.
I thought you are a professional.
We can say it at the end what it was.
Jimmy will answer it.
Ooh.
Oh my God.
Can you just do a little, little tiny?
Seriously?
No, I'm going to give you a...
No, I'm so scared.
I hate this shit.
Oh, my God.
Where's a paper towel?
Okay.
Here.
Oh, I hear.
I can't believe I'm doing this.
I only do this for my sister.
I would never do this for anyone else.
Oh, my God.
Where is it?
Open your mouth.
You got such a honking big thing.
Ewd.
Is mom there?
No.
No.
Oh, she is.
Just a little, little bit, count.
Don't put it all in.
Really.
A little.
Here.
Open your mouth.
I'm scared.
Okay.
Open your mouth.
I know that mom's there often.
No.
No.
It's a trauma.
Ew.
Yeah.
That's the one.
Was that like?
lasagna
lasagna baby food
baby food lasagna maybe
whose channel was it for
I think we did a collab
I think I've had you on mine
or yours
and then you've got me on mine
wait why is that a hot topic
I just
when I saw it was like
the idea was to react to the Patreon
but then you're here now
so might as well watch it now
well we get racked against the whole video
love that
that was good times that's like back when like
style mint and
yes you remember those
shoe mint skin mint oh god
those companies go I don't know but honestly
I love the jewelry mint yeah I loved it too
I remember oh god I remember getting those sponsorship
because there was like a website where you could like apply
for campaigns it was so much easier back then
so much easier
and we could just get these like yeah they'd pay like $8,000
or something I was like wow
but not mine
you do what would you get what would you get I did
I did style mint and then I did
I think I only did style mint but I think
I got 200 bucks for a
Oh, that's pretty good.
That's pretty good.
I remember getting $8,000 to me.
That was the big...
Because I was making, like, nothing.
I was making no money.
And so when I was getting $8,000, it's like, are you kidding?
That was so long ago, man.
I still would love it.
I'd love it.
Give me $8,000 for a sponsorship.
That's amazing.
That was an iconic...
That was 2015, too.
Apartment, too.
Love that.
The beach apartment.
Yes, I was very happy there.
That was a good time.
I know.
I moved, again, for a guy.
Never moved for a guy.
Every time I moved for a guy,
it ended up being disastrous on all fronts.
So, never move for a guy.
mom what no I was gonna tell you for my book you make one of the stories about going to church that
beach city oh yeah you know mm-hmm yeah I send it to Jimmy like oh my god they're so 2010 cool girls in
this oh I have to take my hair actually in this I had like the blonde and black in that one and so did
you we were we were 2010 cool girls yeah you're kind of giving that right now I'm saying I'm the
kind of the same hair I'll never get over 2010s I love that wig
thanks I mean your hair I love a wig I will say wig all day long because it saved my hair
I love it so much my dad your hair is so long yeah my dad at Disneyland I didn't have any
extensions he's like it's all your hair I was like yeah like I wear a wig most of the time
that's nice yeah best ever um also I've heard to announce at the beginning of the thing too
stay tuned next week what stay tuned next week for an announcement yeah what's the announcement
I know.
Okay.
I like that.
I mean, you made a video or something.
People are already speculating.
I made a video.
No, not that announcement.
I don't know when that announcement happens.
The announcement for something else.
Maybe something else is right.
Oh, I know.
I know, I know.
But just be prepared, keep a lookout.
Eyes peeled.
I'm supposed to give a little like look for it.
Is it open your calendars or open your wallet?
What kind of a...
Well, kind of both, I guess, because there's calendars.
living money
this year.
Right, right.
I guess that's the whole reason
I guess you announced ahead of time
before we announced ahead of time
I was just announced a day
but like to let people know
that next Tuesday
there could be something for you
to come to
not quite the black parade
but a little appetizer for it maybe.
Ooh, an appetizer.
No association with my classical romance.
I know Warner team watches
they'll be like, ah, don't promote it like that.
It has nothing to do with black parade
but just maybe my own.
I don't know, we'll see.
I just recreate the entire black braid show.
I would do it.
I would do it.
Have you seen the new glam Lexus?
No.
Bring it up immediately.
It is a pink and it's real.
Okay, so my agent actually, Lydia, she showed it to me.
I thought it was just like a proof of concept car or something like that.
But there was a real one.
The housewives were in there getting glam.
It's a pink Lexus.
Oh.
In the back, it has a glam station.
It opens up with mirrors and like styling tools, outlets, makeup in there.
Like it has a place for everything glam.
And it's a real car
And if they do
Most of it's sometimes they bring one over
For a car show, please
Oh, there it is
You see it?
Or you can look it up too
But
Ooh
Do you see it like
That's getting almost like
Your Rolls Royce
Yes, but look
It has all the little
Like beauty features in there
Watch wait
Wait it's not trying to be
It's kind of like a Barbie
Thing
Oh, that's so cute
Barbie toys when they make
All kind of thing specific
Because it's like real life
I swear they made it
Because of you
I know.
Here's the thing.
It's also the same pink.
Yeah.
The kind of pink that you had.
They're selling this?
I don't know if they're selling it.
That's the whole thing.
We don't know if it's just in Europe.
Most of it's just in Europe.
Usually, they always make really special cars,
but they usually don't bring them to the U.S.
so they don't compete with cars here.
But if they had, oh, they even have like all the crystallized logo.
But if they had the housewife's in it,
then it's here.
But are they manufacturing it or is it just like you can run this?
It's probably one of a kind for this type of...
Look, can I show you it?
That's so cute.
And of course, there's always time for us now.
The caviar.
Ooh, have you tried caviar?
Moses over here.
He made me try caviar one time.
I just like the cream cheese and the bagel that it was on.
Yeah.
You like caviar?
No.
You need to do the one with my mom.
She keeps going to do a fish routine.
I thought about this morning.
Oh, why did she text her then?
You just thought about it?
Well, it's more about scheduling it, finding the time to do it.
Because usually when we're...
Well, I'll tell you her schedule.
She's always free.
I was almost thinking just to have Malibu with us and then you can do it.
Oh, that would be cute.
But this kind of car, for example, like you get the Lexus.
It's probably wrapped, but I can make that car.
You know what I mean?
You can make it?
Yeah.
Well, please make me one.
How do you do that?
Same people that make furniture, so they do upholstree and all that.
So you just, you go there and you go there and, and you go there and, you go there.
They create all those shelving and the mirrors.
Trish has not had good luck with doing cars herself, though.
I was going to say, I have faith in you,
but I just don't think we have the time for you to do that.
I just need Lexus to bring it on.
No, no, I agree.
But when, what do you mean?
When did she try to customize a car like that?
Her pink j-wagon?
I don't know.
It's before me.
I don't know what happened there.
Well, she doesn't think you would ruin it.
She's saying me, I had bad luck.
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The paint was really thick and ugly.
And the door was a misaligned.
It took forever, first of all.
Like, she didn't have her car for how long.
But they didn't put it back right.
Like, it would, when I was in the freeway, it would be like the wind blowing in me.
Like, it just was like so.
And then one of the panels of the door came off.
Yes.
Oh, yes.
Yeah.
It was just really bad job.
That was awful.
Iconic car really bad.
But I have a feeling the Lexus glam LX is whenever do that.
It would never fall apart.
And I would love it.
Like, I just, I think about this car now often, and I would love it more than anything.
So please, if there's one available, I would love to purchase it.
I would love to drive it even for a month.
Don't they do that for influencer sometimes?
They give you a car for a month and just drive it.
That's what they need for the show, yeah.
I would love it.
Definitely.
It is very my pink girl's voice.
Yeah.
That's exactly what I thought when I first saw it.
That's so cute.
So I'm manifesting that.
Because they have all those shows where it's like karaoke in a car,
Macbanks and like glamming a car.
You and somebody else.
I love it.
you talking a little bit.
I do think Jeffrey started that series
with influencers.
I think they used to glam
in the back of his Rolls Royce.
I think it was called like glam
with me in the back of his Rolls Royce.
But same vibe.
Cardi B.
Her album's number one.
Oh.
Yeah.
And pregnant.
And pregnant.
I posted her interview today.
She did one with Gail King.
Did you watch any of it?
Mm-mm.
I haven't seen it.
I love Cardi B.
I love Cardi B.
I love her so much.
I loved her when she was on trial.
I mean, she was just...
Oh.
That was like what are my favorite things to see.
Oh, me too.
I was glued to see.
glued to it. Ever since I didn't see it, I was like, where's everyone seeing the
TikTok clips? And then once I found it, we talked about on a hot
topics, and I was like, oh my God, I love it so much. She did the interview with Gail King.
She was talking about being pregnant. And she was like, you're pregnant, doing all this
and touring. She was talking about her grandma. She's like, my grandma had, like, 14 kids
gave birth in a wood farm, immediately after she gave birth. She went and sold mangoes.
She's like, my grandma on my mom's side, same thing. Like 11 kids brought each one over to
America one by one, all while pregnant and having babies and all stuff like that.
So do you think I'm really going to tell my grandmoms that me with three kids,
touring, making millions is like hard work shows.
No, they would laugh at my face.
Like, this is like something that we can do that's in her.
But I just loved it so much because a lot of people gave me that same sentiment when I was on tour.
They're like, oh my God, you're like touring.
And I think they mean it in a good way.
Like, oh my God, I can't believe you're doing this while pregnant.
But like, pregnancy was like a superpower for me.
Pregnancy was like, I can do more pregnant, actually.
I had like more energy.
You feel sort of like fuel.
Like, okay, I'm about to have this baby.
Let me get a lot of work done beforehand.
So I just, like, loved her, like, sentiment of it all.
You know what I mean?
Obviously what her grandmom's day.
is like what she was saying.
It's like obviously way more work than like what she was doing
and clearly what I was doing.
But I just love that about her.
I love her so much.
And I love that she,
like I said,
she kind of influenced me as like,
oh,
I kind of want to be pregnant again
because it just looks so glam the way she's doing it.
And she's going to do these promotions.
Like she wakes up early with the kids.
Then she goes and does all the promotion for the tour,
you know,
at night.
She's going to all these like live streams and all.
I just,
I love her.
And I love that it's coming out as number one.
And it's like,
but I think it's still a lot of work.
Like I think what you did was a lot of work.
I mean, you were on stage, like, dancing up a storm.
It is.
It's a lot of work, but I guess the whole point is, like, you can do it all.
You can work and be pregnant.
I think some people are like, you're pregnant, rest.
And, like, if you want to rest, rest.
I did my first pregnancy, I did nothing.
But by the third pregnancy, I was like, I want to work.
I want to do all this.
You know what I mean?
It just feels very super power, just super like.
You are crushing it.
I couldn't.
I would be very sleeping all the time.
Yeah, I think with the first pregnancies, it's just like, yeah, that's what you
want to do because you're like, oh, I can just like lay around.
And you can do it any pregnancy, but the third I just really was like, I need to do everything, right?
And I don't know.
I always feel like, my first one too, I guess I was doing like a lot of videos because I'm like,
oh, I might not do videos after having a baby.
And also like for you, because it is very subjective.
There's people that cannot.
Yeah, for sure.
They're bad, like they cannot get out of bed because it's not safe for the baby or the mother.
Yeah, of course, of course.
I'm not talking about that.
But for you, it was just like so, like it was such a good fit.
Like you enjoyed being pregnant.
You felt good.
didn't have morning sickness.
Yeah.
So that specific experience, which was great for all of us.
Like, it was so much fun the last three years of pregnancy.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Cardi B is doing the same thing, though.
She's like pregnant, pregnant.
And the mean-grieved photos, have you seen her mean-grief photos?
I'm, wait, my favorite.
This is my, I'm going to start doing these with my mean-grates.
Next mean-greets I have.
Let me show you.
These are so good.
I screen-shotted him because I was like, oh.
Stop.
That is so funny.
What's you do?
She's like, show.
And there was the.
video of the girl jumping.
Wait, there's so many good ones.
Hold on, wait, there's more.
This one, she's, like, holding someone's baby.
Oh, my God, that is so funny.
There's another one where she's like...
I can love her so much because I feel like she's so real.
Like, so real.
Like, any...
Like, there's all these sort of different poses she's doing with different fans
in the same thing.
I love it.
I love that, like...
I love that she even does meet and creeds because how, how, like,
rare is it that a big time celebrity does that?
They don't.
Like, my chemical...
I get it because you're performing singing tours,
but Taylor's...
Swift, my chemical romance.
Like, they don't do them because they're just so big.
Like, you can't possibly do it all.
But I think Cardi B is really big, too.
No, that's what, no, that's not, I think, to your point.
She's, yeah, she's literally number one.
She's A-list.
She makes so much money.
I literally, someone told me her daughter has, like, a rainbow-burkin, too.
And I was just like, love that.
I do love that.
She spoils her kids, too.
I love it.
I love it so much.
But the fact that this is my favorite, please can I recreate that was someone at my
meet and greet.
It's so iconic.
I love, I just love her.
I do, too.
She looks so good.
She has her little Chanel slides on.
The rainbow Birken was definitely, you know,
she was giving homage to your work.
Okay.
Moses always thinks that, always, always.
You don't just create a rainbow birken and not to know about the original.
I think the same person did do it, though.
Exactly, because she wanted to go and do it the same.
Well, I feel like maybe the originator of the Rainbow Birken,
which was Paris Hilton, right?
Rainbow?
No, no, she had a rainbow.
She decided.
She had a bling.
She had a bling pink.
Jesus Christos.
No, I think I might be the originator.
I think I'm the only one to be like, besides me and Cardiope's daughter.
I didn't know.
So maybe, maybe she got inspired by mine.
Speaking of.
My mom said the Jemoke.
Okay.
Oh, okay.
Sorry.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Today's episode is like Arby's board meeting.
Yeah.
We're making up the new menu.
It's a manifesting.
It's a manifesting one.
We manifested Sad Boy.
We manifested Lexus and we manifested an Arby's meal for me.
And we're going to do it taste test.
Should we manifest for you?
Oh, and you opening up.
for Micah McGormers.
That's what I was saying,
Sam Boying.
Oh, but yes, yes, yes.
So should we manifest for you guys?
I thought for Addison
Ray's meet and greets,
love her so much.
She's on tour right now.
Her meet and greets
are sound baths with everybody.
Like, they're all like laying down
and there's like a sound bath
all together.
Oh, I love that.
So if that made for my meet and greet
like the super VIP we talked about
I was like maybe my next one.
I'm like manifesting for everyone.
Like we all just talk about
what we want in life
and like our goals
and the safe space to be as crazy as you want.
So let's do it for you right now.
Both of you guys think about it.
what is the craziest manifestation?
Like it could be something so I'm going to marry Zach Afron.
Like I don't know.
Just something so insane.
Like what would you?
And I'm not insane.
It could happen.
He is single.
But like, you know what I mean?
Like what's something that you just want?
But I know.
It doesn't matter if you could get it.
If it's possible, if it's real, just you want it.
I want to win the lottery.
Oh.
Love.
I do.
It's kind of coming for my manifestation.
Well, I feel like we can both manifest it.
We can both in the lottery.
Yeah.
Okay.
But when you win the lottery, what are you going to do with the money?
Because that's what you're actually manifesting.
I mean, I would love to get multiple houses.
Okay.
So that's what you're out.
Where?
And you want one in Maui?
Yes.
One here too.
Maybe next door.
To Tana?
Or to me.
Oh my God.
Next door to Tana too.
Yes.
I would be your neighbor and Tanna's neighbor.
My lottery win is that too.
I want to get a cul-de-sack in here and like gate it off.
And like just have all of us like live.
there like anybody who wants a house can like live there that we're close to yeah yeah okay i love that for
you a lot of lottery win it definitely could happen do you play though yeah i do not like a million
since they first of all not a dollar out yeah and like if you get five numbers it's like you get
a hundred thousand i'm like okay well if i'm getting five numbers i better get at least a million
oh i but if you play um super wait what is it called the power ball power bomb that if you get five numbers
you usually get over like 2 million, so.
David Doberk, I know, I hate to say that name, okay.
He was, he had on his podcast, he had, and the only reason I listened to it is the title
was, like, interviewing a Powerball winner, and I was like, okay, like, let me, let me hear
about this.
He knew the kid who won in Sherman Oaks, the $1.3 million on the last lottery.
Do you remember when it was, like, really big?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Someone in Sherman Oaks.
Yes.
The two million?
The two billion.
Someone won $1.1.3 in Sherman Oaks.
Oh, I see, okay.
And he knew that person, so he called the person that won $1.3 million.
And he asked him the same thing.
The kid basically got five numbers, but just not the power ball.
And he's like, do you feel like, oh, man, like it's really sucks that I didn't get.
He's like, no, I feel like I feel like I win's a win.
Like he goes, I won the $1.3 million.
I haven't won $2.
Same.
I never.
You've never won $2?
I have won $2, but very rarely.
It's usually a no money winner.
Even my numbers that I play for the past five years, like never even like somewhat close.
Like never even like three of the numbers.
Like it's sometimes two, but I'm like, okay.
I think it's all on nothing.
It's a good sign you didn't get anything.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He's going to get all the numbers.
Yes.
Okay.
I like that.
Okay, I love, okay, great.
That's a great manifestation.
You're getting a Maui house next to Tiana.
You're getting a house here next to me.
Would you still Twitch?
Are you still playing video games?
Um, oh.
For fun.
I don't, maybe for fun.
I don't think you would.
Not five times a week, though.
Oh, interesting.
Interesting.
Yeah, I think about the podcast, too.
I'm like, I think I could just have time to do whatever I want and play with the kids more.
and travel more and travel more yeah I think I would be on social media
because like yeah could you imagine like we get to travel and go to like all the
Disneyland's like Japan and Hong Kong and like oh my God like the VIP of all
yeah and I'd post the content of that like would I be talking about like Michaela I don't
know right maybe Ned Fulmore would he consume my mind probably I probably would
want to say something I could be a billionaire I still has thoughts to say on Ned Fulmer I'd
still be like I would too I can't hold back
different structure because like we talked about Kim Kardashian and like she has so much money she has
so many businesses at that point you're not doing the work you're just showing up you know yeah so like
you'll show up there's researchers things are ready all you need is to react to the stories and to
the things what people did and I mean because all the late night show and I mean they have millions
of dollars they do the job like they enjoy doing that job right so it's just different structure
I'll do a late night show very hacks yeah I think we'll still be doing this like
here in this house.
That's what I'm saying it would be different.
Slides.
I think about that often.
I know.
I think about it often.
Too often.
So yeah.
Okay.
Love it.
And your manifestation?
I guess it will be like the water museum.
Ooh.
Oh, that's a good one.
There's a, the book that I'm working on, which is only like, it's a, the book is a step towards the movie.
Wow.
I don't know.
movie that went along with it.
Whoa.
That animation.
I didn't know you had a movie that went with it.
I also didn't know you had a book going on.
Yeah, before I met him.
He was showing me his illustration.
He was working with a illustrator.
Oh, is it like an art book or like a novel?
In my mind, it's a movie, but I reduced it down to a short book just to take stepping
stones towards a cool story.
Yeah, you have a bestselling book before you do the movie.
That's how it usually works.
Interesting.
So I have all the illustrations already for it.
The one with the tree.
I'm a supporter of it I like that I can't wait yeah love that yeah it's kind of like a Bible
it's like in the beginning it's the story before Adam and Eve yeah oh my story ends with
Adam and Eve it's everything that happened before why nature created mankind
biblical I love it I love it yeah I like that that's great is that a prequel yeah I guess
a prequel to the Bible I love that before Genesis in the beginning the
there was a beginning before that.
Love it.
That was great.
The opening of my,
of my vision,
say it.
Oh,
because somebody will take it.
No spoilers.
Because someone will take it.
You got to keep those lips in.
I'm the same way.
Oh,
God, I can't.
You're so T though for that because, yeah.
Don't,
don't give any spoilers.
Yeah,
someone could take it and do it quick.
So,
because I know yours is more of a long-term plan
like in the next five years,
10 years.
I'll just say this one sentence because.
No, don't say it.
Don't say it.
Because then I can claim it.
This is the time and place.
they were saying. Oh, no, no, no, I don't think you should. Look at White Lotus. They took your
lecture about water and death. That's true. They really did.
No, I would leave. Allegedly. I don't think they took it. Well, I feel like it was very
encoded. No, the drop of water into the... I know. That seemed very much with you with consciousness
and water. I'll take it. Yeah. Well, you didn't get credit for it. So... I know. They should
have you in it. She's giving me credits for it. Is enough. Yeah. You look like White Lotus
today in your shirt. You look like waltzing on.
I had a Disney shirt.
I had a Disney shirt, but I didn't know if we were supposed to wear it.
I had a pink one for today.
No, no, no, I know.
I know.
Next one.
My name's on the way.
God, we're really worried about these Jamok Shakes.
It's been five minutes since you last checked.
Oh, Mom is texting.
She just texted.
We have our live correspondent.
Right, right.
She's actually on the field right now.
Let out where the Jumoka Shakes coming.
She said she can only fit three in her cooler.
and I said four and then she's like I'm like okay that's fine she goes I don't need one
and I'm like oh well you can have mine and she's like no I don't need one I was like okay
she probably thinks it's for someone here well we are here I know the fourth one she probably
thinks is for someone here yeah should tell her to drink one on the way oh my god it's this is so
cozy vibes you know it is cozy I just feel cozy today
Yeah, the fourth one is for you, moms, if you want to drink another one.
Yeah, because I don't think that she knows that it's not for her.
I think she probably thinks it's for someone here.
Well, speaking of Addison Ray, she's going to be performing at Coachella next year.
She had a pretty big name in there, too.
Yeah.
I guess the little names, this is what I heard, I don't know, because on my Pride Festival, too, I was like a littler name.
I guess the littler names are like the ones that are like, whatever.
And I thought Addison Ray, because she's like an influencer would be, but she's a pretty big one up there.
She's pretty.
Yeah, she was like, what, the second little name?
under Justin Bieber.
I think the little names also go to different stages,
like not the main stage.
Yeah, but everyone always gives it the Chaparron example.
Like when she was at Coachella,
she was not on the main stage.
She was like a 2 p.m. show,
and that like blew up her career.
Everyone was like Chapinorne was like the best part of Coachella.
Yeah.
Same thing with Sabrina.
She wasn't a headliner,
but she manifested her headlining when she was like,
see.
How do you feel about the list?
Love.
Really?
Love.
Really?
There's a lot of mixed.
What?
Who's mixed about Justin Bieber, Spinner Carpenter and Carol G?
I mean, love Carol G.
Love.
Love her.
But I just think that Sabrina Carpenter and Justin Bieber have already been there, you know?
Wait, when was the last time Justin performed in Coachella?
Ariana Grande.
I just feel like, I don't know, they've been there so many times, I feel.
But him doing a full performance and he has a new album?
Yeah.
But here's the thing.
A lot of people are afraid that he's going to cancel because he canceled this tour.
I don't think you can cancel Coachella.
Yes, you can.
You can absolutely cancel.
He won't.
I think he's getting like 10 million to show up.
How do you know?
I saw a TikTok on it.
So what?
Did they just make that up?
10 million is crazy.
Is it crazy?
Maybe not.
No, not.
Yeah, I guess 10 million doesn't see that much for Coachella.
I think they're going both weekends, but I'm not quite sure.
Are they?
Justin?
I think he is going both weekends.
Yes, yes.
The headliners always do.
Who else is going?
Catseye is going to be there.
They should headline.
I know.
They should be.
You're a Katzai fan too.
I do love Katzai.
Yeah.
They're going to be here in December and...
I mean, the gnarly dance is iconic.
Can you do it?
You and Oscar need to get together
because he's been begging me to do this gnarly dance
and I cannot do it.
No, it's too hard.
You can't learn it?
Yeah, probably, but I don't know yet.
How about the new one, the milkshake one?
Can you do that one?
No.
Oh, they slayed in that Gap commercial too.
Oh, yeah, that was the best hands down.
They ate it up.
Yeah, that was, no, cats, I'm, they're everything.
They can do no wrong in our eyes.
I love that they're going to be at Coachella.
No, Coachella's a great lineup.
I think...
I just, I think I'm missing, like, some older bands.
No, no, no.
I love Green Day last year
That was one of my
Don't even bring up Green Day here
Why?
I got in trouble for
I guess like I thought they were canceled
But I guess people love them
No we love Green Day
I love Green Day too
My friend went to Coachella
And she brought me back
A foam finger
Of theirs
And a shirt
We used to
Did you delete that video off your channel
Of you playing the guitar
To Green Day and me singing?
No
I couldn't find it
What?
It's not on there anymore
It's not on there anymore
Well I can't even
have, I don't have access to that channel.
Maybe they just deleted your whole channel.
They didn't.
I miss that channel so much.
Dang.
I know.
No, I love Green Day.
Why don't we just do a rendition of it?
But do you think like,
but I'm missing that.
Like who?
Like who would.
I feel like it's all pop stars right now.
Who would be, who would be a Coachella that you would want to see?
I don't know.
Because remember when the guy from Queen came out,
everyone's like, the crowd went mild or like who?
No.
Because people went wild for Green Day.
Okay, so that's not really an old band, though.
When you say old, I think of Queen.
It is an old band.
Are you kidding me?
No, it's like, no, no.
An old band is like the Rolling Stones is an old band.
No, it's 2025.
If they started back in the 90s, that's an old band.
Like, if they've been around for 30 years.
Like, no, I don't think so.
I think an old band is queen.
I think it's Alice Cooper.
I think those are old bands.
We'll have to agree to disagree because.
Wow.
Even like Smashing Pumpkins, like it's still modern music.
Like, it still feels new.
Even if like, I don't know.
A lot of kids, they don't know who they are.
That's true.
It is old.
But it's not all, there's not only kids that go to Coachella.
Old people go too.
I don't know.
I bet the demographic is probably 24.
Young, very young.
Yeah, I don't know if old people are going there anymore.
I mean, the pop music is what fits the crowd there.
Yoga Abigail was great when they came on last year.
That's so crazy you say Yoga Bagababab.
They were there last year?
Yeah.
I don't think a Yoga Abagababa cover song soon.
Really?
Yeah.
I love you.
crowd was going crazy for them.
T. P.P. was there. That was a good one, too.
Okay. But I just feel like
there's not, I don't know.
So who would you want to see?
Well, Toul doesn't really fit, but I would love
to see Toul there. Who is Toul?
It's like an alternative
band. Okay. Maybe a little
Death Cat for Cudy.
Oh my God.
Those are, see, bands like that, though, are going to, like, when we were
young. Right. Yeah, so there's different festivals for that.
But shaky knees and ATL just happened, and that was MCR.
So yeah, okay, so those bands don't.
But I wish there would be some sort of like an older rock band that would come on.
I'm trying to think who would fit at Coachella.
That's like an older.
Yeah, because now it's either pop, hip-hop, or electronic music, like EDM.
Right, right.
Cardi B.
J.
She'd be good.
Is Adele headlining or is she doing the halftime show, someone said?
Or is that just a rumor?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I didn't know.
Yeah, I agree.
Is there any hip-hop names at Coachella this year?
Maybe Justin Bieber will probably bring out.
Maybe.
I don't know.
I don't know who he collapsed with, but I'm just.
You're not for it.
You're not for the Justin Bieber.
Come back.
I mean, I've never been a fan of him, I guess.
I never had him on, like, my playlist.
You don't know the songs.
I know, baby.
For all the times you try to rain on my parade.
For all the clubs you get in using my name,
you think you broke O'Haro, good for goodness sake.
I don't know it.
Because if you like...
I know that part.
That's the best song ever.
I wouldn't say the best song ever.
Best song ever.
I don't know.
I just...
I'm glad that cat's eyes going.
I just wish there was a little bit more music diversity.
I feel like it's very poppy for a word.
Well, I think that's just Coach Holland,
but I'm with you.
I feel you just can't think of a band that you want to see.
Well, I know.
The Philharmonics played last year, too, and that was great.
Who are they?
Who are they?
The Philharmonics?
Who are they?
You don't know what that is.
It's not.
It's not.
It's not.
It's not.
Yes, it's a giant, the L.A., yeah.
No, but they played, like, Star Wars.
They were popping off last year.
Okay, so you wanted to see more, um...
I don't know, diversity in music, you know?
Yeah, but I think there's three headliners that are all pop.
But Coachella is pop, because, like, you said, there's festivals for where, like, Coachella has...
No, Green Day.
Stagecoach's country.
But, like, where else is Green Day going to go?
The Backshree Boys at Stage Coach?
That's so weird, too.
I don't know.
They're all just intermingling.
I mean, Iggy Pop is going.
Oh, that is true.
He is going.
Ingy Pop, I think it was also opening for my chemical romance.
Wow, he's really in a round.
Do you want to know a story about Iggy Pop?
One time I was on a hike in Encino, and he was running down with little short shorts and his top off.
I was like, God, that guy's fitting in.
He's tan.
I'm like, oh, my God, that's Iggy Pop.
How old is he?
Oh, God.
I don't know, but.
70s, I bet.
He needs to be with Mom if he's not married.
I say I always hook a mom up with someone new at every podcast that I'm on.
I was going to hook you up with someone earlier in the podcast.
you said somebody who were you talking about and I was like that's the kind of person you
oh the wilderness guy that's uh outside cooking steaks oh or I don't know who you're talking
about but that's the kind of guy envisioned it with like someone out in the wilderness just like
crushing watermelons with his thighs and stuff have you seen that guy no there's like a guy in
the wilderness and he just is always like crushing things with his thighs I don't think there's
another guy a separate guy who does like ASMR like hello welcome I'm cooking some steak by the
what accent is that he's like he's in the woods do you know what I don't know the woods the woods
The woods accent.
He's like Canadian, Alaskan, I don't know.
You haven't seen it.
You know what we heard about?
The one we used to watch?
Yeah.
Yeah.
He's like, hello, oh, hello there.
Welcome to my side of the cabin.
Today we're going to be cooking some beans on the fire.
It's like it's transatlantic you're trying to do.
That's his.
And he's like a mustache.
He's in the middle of the woods.
You need that type of guy.
At the end, he used to pop like a VHS tape and watch.
Yeah, it was cozy vibes.
It was cozy.
Oh, but I do like that content.
But yeah, I'm happy for Addison, Ray.
People were upset about it,
but I'm excited.
I'm very excited for Carol G, though.
I do think that she's...
Carol G is the moment.
People are, like, kind of upset that she's there.
They're like, who is she even?
I'm like, okay...
Where are you getting this information?
I've been seeing a lot of different people...
I think everyone loves Carol G.
I don't know there's one person that's like,
Carol G.
They didn't even know who she was.
I'm like, okay, just because...
That's why I need to know where you got this
because everyone in the world knows Carol G.
She is like international, like...
Well, okay, don't shoot the messenger here.
But I need to know where you found this...
I went through different.
I'm like, okay, well, what do people feel about it?
because I think it's lackluster.
So I need to see what...
That's what you call up that wherever this forum is and be like...
Well, anyways, I'm like...
Okay, so...
Are they gamers?
I love Carol G.
Yeah, are they in the Twitch stream?
Because I mean, they're gamers.
Okay, you don't know what's happening in the world.
I forgive you, but...
Hey, now, I kind of know what's going on here.
You're not the typical game.
Yeah, you're not.
You're not a full Twitcher yet.
She had a whole thing...
What is crazy to me that you say that gamers don't know?
Carol G literally had a huge collaboration with Fortnite.
by the way
well so then where are these people
who don't know who Carol G is then
if they said
I just break the Tic Tacs
I don't know
I'll find and I'll send it to you
yeah
we need to call them out
no fan like no fan story
because there's a lot of people
that watch us
that are female gamers
and they always
they always have met at us
oh because we don't know
the gaming community
so we just make assumptions
and make jokes
respect to the gaming community
but we know you're out there
and you don't worry
I'm here to represent
it's not you
yeah we're just old
and don't know anything
we just sit in the basement
talking about
Who are we talking about?
Honestly, Trisha just wants to tell
She's just speaking to me, not anyone else.
That is true.
No, I just say that community
because it seems like people who wouldn't know anything,
but you know a lot.
Right.
Anyways.
These are my notes about the Ned episode.
Whoa.
Oh, my gosh.
All right, well, let's get...
These are my notes.
Wow.
Wow.
Well, I have so many notes in my head about this.
So let's get into it.
Ned, feel my notes.
Am I saying it?
Falmer.
Ned Falmer from Tri-Gy guys.
Boo.
Boo.
Cheated on his wife in 2020.
Three years ago.
Mm-hmm.
Three years ago.
Yes, he had a wife and kids known as the wife guy and the tri-guise.
Why?
Because he was boring.
And he had nothing else to add to it other than having a wife.
So I'm the wife guy.
So right away, what are you even doing?
Then he cheats on her with one of his.
producers that works at the try guys who is in videos with his wife Ariel who's in videos with
him clearly knowing he's like clearly knowing he's married you're with you're with your wife
you're like all like I can't even imagine someone you're hanging out with right like everyone's
hanging out together and you're just openly cheating publicly publicly by the way very
public very public hence why Ariel found out because you are so stupid doing it and in the
clubs like just kissing making out like with so very publicly cheated she finds out from fans which
is the absolute worst thing in the whole world like what like how are you going to the humiliation
alone so then he disappears thank God because it's like nobody nobody wants to hear anything you
have to say now he's come back with his own podcast called a rock bottom thinking people care
thinking he's going to like change people's minds or he's just coming back and be like this is what
I am now. I'm the cheater. But it's like nobody
wants, we want a wife guy.
We don't want the cheater guy. We don't
care what you have to say. We don't.
Yes, you had a rock bottom.
You're not qualified to help other people on his rock bottom.
His whole goal, his whole mission with this podcast
is so that other people come on
and share the rock bottoms. I'm sorry.
I do not want to relate to you. I do not want to sit
next to you in a chair on a podcast
and share my rock bottoms with an absolute
loser. You know what I mean? Like I don't, my rock bottom
is not anywhere close to your rock bottom.
That is a rock bottom. Being on the rock bottom.
That's my rock bottom.
You're right.
If I need a career boost
and I'm going on Ned Fulmer's podcast,
that's my rock bottom.
I can't be lower than that.
And I don't want to...
But think about it.
You go on there and be like,
this is my rock bottom.
I have to come on this podcast
to get some redemption.
And then you just hit a more...
Another rock bottom.
You actually haven't hit the rock bottom yet
unless you're on the rock bottom.
Just two bottoms together.
And that just doesn't sound like a good idea at all.
And so he thought this was a good idea
to come back and his first episode
being with, once again, his wife,
just riding the coattels of Ariel, just, you know, just making everything.
Like, he can't do anything on his own.
They open up.
He opens up the podcast, obviously, with his like, we'll talk about that in a second.
His little vocal fry, like, I messed up all and stuff like that.
But they literally open it up and she goes, he goes, this is weird.
She like, yeah, it's weird.
Because I think I might just walk out.
He's like, yeah, I might too.
I'm like, it's your podcast.
Yeah.
Yeah.
What do you mean?
It's your podcast.
You're making your wife come on here again.
Like, no, great.
Granted, she ate him up and like, we love that for her.
Like, she probably came back and be like, this guy is such an in.
Like, his just, his whole appearance, his whole being, his whole little mousiness, I just wanted to, like, I've never, I've never hated someone more in my life that I don't even know.
Like, I really hated this person.
I was just like, I hate you.
Like, why am I, the anger I felt watching this and just him kind of trying to mimic her victimhood, like also just trying to act like he's also on that same level with her.
Like he was going through it.
It's like, you were the reason all of this happened.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I cannot.
He doesn't think that.
No, I know.
You can.
He doesn't think that.
He's like, we both had a dream that is now broken.
What do you mean?
You broke it.
No, I know.
I know.
So currently, so in hereating.
So actively.
Just like, also, like, I didn't know that I would cause this pain for you.
Like, why do you mean?
What do you?
There were so many moments of this thing that his poor ex-wife, like, came to realizations
for the first time on this.
Yes.
He was, there was one moment where he talked about the fact that the moment that he realized
that he did something wrong and hurt her.
was when she found out.
She's like, wait, that was the first time.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That was really wild.
He never thought about her, her feelings, the outcome, what could happen.
None of that ever crossed his mind.
She never crossed his mind.
He's so self-centered, like any of that.
And she just realized that on the podcast, she was in shock.
She's like, she said, huh?
That was the first time.
I love that she hit him with the, hmm, every day.
Like, there would be stuff he would say, she said, yeah.
Interesting.
She goes, I'm like, ooh.
she looked at him like there was so many moments where she's just like uh huh like what like
the stuff he said was so insane to be like this was something that was private that we didn't want
to be made public what do you mean like you made up you were publicly cheating you are a public
but you also publicly cheating yeah like it's one thing you're a public figure and you're doing
this in the dark or whatever like that but like taking you're at a club making out with her when you
have a what yeah yeah i'm scared ever just being like close even like a gay friend like any of my
gay friends anything like hugging like I'm just so like anybody being like oh I would hate for
anyone to like think of this in a different way like you know even one time when you're just out
with a platonic girlfriend everyone's like this was forever ago so I'm being like oh he's like cheating
like it's crazy to one thing just be out with her but then to like be making out on the clubs
with her and like not and his whole Instagram I went back to his Instagram still has all the
pictures up with his wife being like love of my life happy birthday of my life my soul made my
part like what's like and what really hurt me was like when she was getting sent those
photos. She's like, she trusted him so much. She's like, huh, that's weird. I didn't know your sister
was going to be there. Yeah, thought it was a sister. Just like, what do you think? Because her mind,
like your mind cannot process that. Yeah. Like she could not process. And then when she found out,
like her reality was shattered so much that she couldn't trust anyone anymore. Like,
friends, family, nobody around her. Because now you don't know. Who knows? Who knew? Yeah.
Didn't tell me. Didn't share with me. Like, like, he really shattered her reality. And
yeah. And there was a moment he was like, are you.
excited now to be like a solo artist and do it. I'm like, are you insane? Like that's the worst
thing a parent could experience right now is to be solo, to be by herself. Especially with
when you had when you had your dream family and dream and everything. Where you want your mom and dad
to be together in the same house and like grazing and they started they came out to California
together. She said in their car full of stuff like with nothing. People said this. I love the girls on
TikTok saying this is like never invest in a man this way. That's why a lot of girls want like a rich guy
or someone who's already established because you can come up with a guy and invest everything.
you have into him.
Like, she put herself aside.
Years.
They were together for like over 10 years.
Working together, just struggling together, just putting your career aside for this man.
And then they always do this.
So I love that advice so much.
And that's why they say like girls always want someone already established.
So they don't have to do all that work to be like shattered to be crushed because that happens.
Like probably nine out of ten times you always hear that story.
Like you come up together.
And then as soon as you come up, they're like cheat.
They do whatever.
And it's like never ever invest in a man like that because it just, it, it, it's just, it,
And if you do, I mean, yeah, because it doesn't even matter.
Even if you're married and you get half of everything, it's still not worth it.
You know, it's still like not.
It's like your family is like torn apart and stuff.
It's just, oh, God, what an, to not even, okay, it's one thing, fine.
You didn't think about your wife.
What about your kids?
Yeah.
He never mentioned them this whole episode, this whole hour.
He's at all.
He never brought them up.
I know.
And she always says, when she talks, she says, my kids.
Yeah.
She doesn't say, our kids.
She always says my kids.
That's the.
real, I mean, of course it's her too, but it's like, those are the real people who suffer
because they're not adults, they can't, they can't understand why dad's not there. They can't
understand. They can't process it. You know what I mean? And it's like, that sucks for them because
obviously I was a child was worse too. And you don't understand. All I knew is my dad wasn't
there. He lived in a different state. So you're just like, oh, my dad didn't want to be around
me. My dad didn't choose me. And so as a child, you're just like, oh, like, I don't know,
you don't process it fully, but you just realize he's like not there. And you're like, why,
why is he not in the house with us? Why is it this? And the kids suffer.
Well, not only that, it's like they're going to grow up and this is all going to be documented,
which is even, like, they have to live through it now.
But when they get older, they're going to see it.
Hopefully they know before.
I'm sure they will.
But, you know, they're going to get curious as to what happened.
They want to see what everyone thought about it, I'm sure, you know, and it's documented for them to see.
Like, he didn't, he doesn't, he didn't think about anything like that, you know?
Like, what?
I know.
like when dr drew was here you remember when we ask you ask him about stuff like that and he said like
he never like he never did anything like that because it's he called it it's an attack on my kids and
wife yeah like to to do something like this it's like I'm attacking my kids I'm attacking my wife
it's not like this guy obviously didn't even think about their feelings at all and he kind of
shifted quickly to use the word addiction like he's trying to you're trying to shift you know and
he's like and then he talks about his shame and guilt which contradicts what he said before
he really he really thinks that something happened to he said like what i've been through
yeah like to share and that's why he's doing this podcast for other people that's been through
stuff i'm like he doesn't think about you're not an addict you're like he's not thinking about
he's a victim here of society you're so right what is your rock bottom the rock bottom you cause
like usually rock bottom is a crash out you losing your kids you losing someone an addiction
losing yourself, like, you know, drugs.
Like, there's just so many things that could be a rock bottom that's mental health even.
Like, like, we talked about the Kanye thing over the weekend and how it's, like, sad because
like his kids will watch it and stuff like that.
But there is a mental, he is mentally unwell, right?
So there's like, there's that, not an excuse, but it's what he's going through.
And it's like, it sucks to see.
He has none of that.
Like, he's, there's nothing, nothing of the sorts.
Like, his rock bottom is just him.
I don't know.
Like, he doesn't even say he can't control himself.
Like, you just did this.
Like, there's no explanation.
There's no anything.
There's no, like, I don't know.
It's, yeah, he calls it devastating, this devastating thing that happened to our family.
It's like, but that's it.
You caused it.
There's nothing else.
There's no sickness.
Like, what did he think the outcome was going to be, you know?
I don't know.
I don't know.
What he thinks the outcome was going to be.
From what I gather, he thought that if, let's say in his world, if the public didn't
know about the affair, his wife would stay with him.
That's what he thinks.
And he thinks because the public knew about it and it became a big scandal,
his wife couldn't stay with him because it was just not a possibility.
And that's why they're going through what they're going through now and everything.
Because he kept talking about that, like, even when she told him, because she told him something interesting that I didn't think about when she said, I talked to other people that were betrayed.
She uses the words.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And she said the person like him that cheated on her, he carries guilt and shame during that process.
But then when he tells her, it's a relief for him.
Exactly.
But then he dumps all that shame and guilt on her.
Now she has to carry the guilt and shame
and she asked him, what do you think about that?
And he said, I really hate that society
to put you through this.
Not a soul.
No, this is not a...
You did it!
It's not a social structure
for her to feel the shame and guilt
that you threw on her.
It's her thinking, what did I do wrong?
Why did he cheat on me?
Maybe I wasn't a good wife.
Maybe I wasn't...
Like, there's so many things she's thinking.
And it's...
So, anyway, his shift is always,
he thinks that society did them wrong.
Yeah. The fact that it became public
is the problem.
Yeah.
it should have been just a quiet affair.
She would have found out and they would move on from it.
Oh my gosh.
That's what he'd think.
The gaslighting was so insane.
And luckily she's like smart and everyone else could see it too and like be like what like
gaslighting everyone, gaslighting us, gaslighting everybody because it's also like his
business that he ran.
Like obviously he's doing this with an employee and all the people they had to edit out.
They shot months worth of videos with him that were really expensive.
They had to pay an editor to edit everything out to make sure that he wasn't there.
So it's like you also ruin this company.
Yeah.
You have all those, you know, your friends too, their whole lives changed.
And it's just the lack of accountability response.
Like he really, I think this is one where you just don't come back from it.
Because someone said he has a good degree and I don't know what, but he like went to college.
He has a degree.
There's so many other things.
Like she's like, I like being a private life.
I'm not going back to podcasting.
And it's like, Ned, how about you also do that?
How about you also?
She shouldn't have to because she was podcasting with the other tri-wives and stuff.
She shouldn't have to.
She chose to.
Okay, that's good.
You know, she likes her piece.
She said she liked being private for three years.
He needs to also do that.
He also needs to not show his face because there's zero accountability.
There's zero like, like remorse, I guess.
Like you said, he doesn't think he's the problem like at all in the situation.
And that's what's like, oh, don't gaslight us.
He talks about, because she was talking about how she's finally starting to feel a bit normal
and she can start making friends.
And he was like, oh, yeah, you know, like now everyone has a cheating story.
And everyone is like, he's trying to normalize it or something.
And I'm just to normalize it and feel like, yeah, it's not a big deal.
or to meet somebody and tell them, like, that they find out that this is what's happening before.
He had, he was, he's really weird.
He talked, she talked about, he's real weird.
She's talked about making friends and she was worried about, okay, now I have to walk them
through everything that happened because they're going to find out.
The way he said is like, yeah, if I meet somebody and then I'd give them my Instagram,
first they're going to see, I have a lot more followers than they do.
Yeah, what?
Like, that's the first thing he thinks about.
Then they're going to find out about the scam.
This little weasel, he is a weasel.
I used to be a fan of Tri-Gy guys, and I never liked him, so that's my flex.
I don't know who would.
Like, he has no appeal.
And I love, I love Ariel being like, he's like, yeah, I think I'm going to like hold space for people who are off at Rock Bottom and, you know, be the host of the show.
She's like, do you think you're interesting enough?
I love it.
Because he's not.
No.
He's not.
He was the worst part of Tri-Gy's.
And I think that's what she was even saying.
And he is so boring.
Even this interview, so boring.
Gives nothing.
So boring.
Gives nothing but stupid.
She was opening up.
She was asking him.
You could see that she wanted closure.
Yeah.
She wanted answers.
She's like, there was a moment she told him.
He's like, who are you?
Like she literally asked him like, you know, because they went through all of life together.
And then suddenly he breaks her reality.
She did.
She's like, who are you really?
No answers.
No.
He just sits quietly.
Like a dummy.
And then at the end, it was so aggravating because at the end, he's like asking her like, so
what should I, like, what do you want me to do?
What do you want for me?
Like instead of saying what he can do for her or how he can be better, all those things,
he throws it again at her.
Now she needs to think about what she needs.
You figured out.
Maybe she doesn't know at this moment.
Yeah.
Or if she tells him something, you're like, well, I did everything you asked me.
The biggest takeaways from me is that's so important is one, she doesn't forgive him.
Love that for her so much.
And I love that she's so honest and be like sometimes I like, I don't like you.
Like I hate you.
Like because she's and she is so, she has like people are saying so much more grace
then I would.
I would, I would, it's so hard when you have kids, too.
And I, like, I can't even think about being in that position because it's like,
I literally would be, have so much hatred to like, like, you're solely responsible.
You build everything so big and everything is so great.
And then you ruin it.
Like, you are the reason because what, like, if you're unhappy in the marriage, like,
you know, leave them, separate them, tell them ahead of time.
Have a conversation.
Yeah.
Be like, I'm not happy.
I'm not getting up this, whatever.
So he was hiding it even in therapy.
Yeah.
If you're not getting something.
if I'm like, I'm not happy.
You just, you share that so they're not the humiliation of it all, the embarrassment,
having to find out from someone else and not your husband.
Like, I would just hate so much.
Like that's, like you said, other people knew, all this stuff.
And also, like, I know it is the man's full responsibility, but also, shame on the girl
also for, like, you work with the wife.
Like, you're there with it.
Like, you also know.
Well, she was engaged.
She was engaged.
And I think, you know, I think there's a lot of responsibility there too.
You know how her fiancee found out, he went to.
through her phone and saw the text messages between her and Ned.
And then I guess he texted Ned saying, hey, you need to back off.
That's so disgusting.
So you're both, you're both awful people.
People are saying like, oh, well, he was in a point of power.
Before the wife found out, all that happened?
Yeah, he, like, knew before the fiancé, wow.
Yeah.
Yeah, and yes, he's a position of power for sure.
But also, like, they're having this affair.
They're, like, going out public and stuff.
No, for sure.
It's like.
But if you look back.
at old clips there are so many weird clips of them too or even her like just her alone because
they had a little segment on try guys I think called food babies. Yes I saw that one and they're like
oh because you have a hot wife I'm like girl this is not no it it's not cute it's like you
knew you're a part of this too it's like if anything because he's in the position of power
and he tries to make a move on you or something don't you be like that's the time to be like
a lawsuit like what do you mean you're here?
hitting on me. So she's like engaged, like, it's all disgusting. And really with that guy?
Yeah. I don't. Try guys. Try another career. I don't know. They're probably fine.
No, I kind of like them. But I never liked Ned. But yeah. Try not to cheat guys.
Try not to cheat guys. That's a good one. Well, let's not group them all in together now.
No, no, no. It's a show. Just in the show. Not them. Can I say that does suck. That does suck. Remember they were pissed? We were
we were reviewing apology videos on Patreon and they were pissed. Those try guys having to do an apology video or whatever to like Ned is
It's his name Eugene.
He was pissed.
He's saying they're like, pissed up.
Well, because, okay, I think that him and our Ariel were friends.
Yes.
So I can only imagine what back conversations they used to have about Ned.
And, like, he could probably see it.
Had to work with him still, but, you know.
Net is disgusting and gross and ugly.
Who is, like you said, who was willingly going to, yeah, right.
Maybe Ariel saw like something in his personality, but he's a dummy.
Well, they were together for forever, you know, like.
And then he said something in the thing, like, I just didn't know how to, like, tell you that I wasn't like, you know, what did he say?
He said something.
Because they talked about having, you know, the dream and everything.
And for him, the dream kind of like slowly disappeared and he didn't know how to talk about it or something.
He was just trying to make excuses about.
He just didn't want to be a wife guy.
I was like, well, get to divorce then.
And that was a weird one too, the whole wife guy because it's like, because basically the group is like a band.
And when you start a band, you don't know who's going to be what.
You know, somebody becomes the hot guy, the wife guy, whatever.
Yeah.
So this group is like a band.
You're so lucky to be so successful.
You're so lucky to.
And that's why everyone is upset because he ruined it for everyone.
They had the best thing ever.
I know.
So then he even said, he's like, suddenly I'm clumped into the wife guy.
And it's all about family.
And now all the posts that are made from me are around that and have to be performative
about it.
Oh, my God.
Which means none of it is genuine.
Like, it's all performative, even when he does.
the family content.
But he, so he was like always, I'm a victim.
Yeah.
I'm a victim that I'm, yeah.
You're not.
Like, that's, like, what do you want to be?
The hot guy?
You're not the hot guy.
You're the father.
Definitely not the hot guy.
Never going to be the hot guy.
And I think that's why they cheat.
It's always like those ugly, insecure little rats that do it because they're just so,
they probably never got a girl in his life.
Like Ariel was probably like, oh my God.
Like they have like a hot wife that like supports them everything.
And I think they're just so insecure.
Once someone shows a little bit of interest.
Oh.
this person might actually kiss me.
Oh my gosh.
That's their chance because they're just so insecure.
They're just so tiny and small.
And just everything about them just kisses me off.
And I hate it so much.
I just,
I want to see who the second guest is.
I want to see who that second guest is going to be in Rockland.
He said it's a woman that overcome like addiction or something and was like a book
bestseller on Oprah.
I think maybe after this she might cancel.
But I would.
Let's not air that episode.
Let's not everyone.
I love that it doesn't even have a million views.
Because I saw it all over TikTok.
Well, you know what else is like,
added insult injury, that was her old podcast channel.
Yes, the baby steps, it was their podcast channel together.
He branded it for himself.
Gives me the ick.
Like, what do you mean?
Like, nobody wants to see this.
I'm so sorry to the second guest.
Like, I just, I can't.
I do want to say, though, I think that it's, it's not fair for people to, like, victim shame
her because she gave it a try to work it out.
No pun intended.
Gave it a try.
Yeah.
No, of course.
Because you want to try and get your family back to.
And, like, people are like, that's weird that they traveled together.
I'm like, honestly, as a, as a child of divorce, I would have loved that.
Yeah, of course.
I still would love my parents in the same room together.
So I think that's weird that people are like, that's weird that they're traveling
together.
It's like, well, no, because it's good for the kids.
You do it for the kids.
And, yeah, no, for sure.
I don't judge.
Even if she would stay with them, you don't judge because it doesn't he has, like, the kids
are so confused by it all.
Like, some people do just stay together until they're 18 and then get a divorce later,
watch that on Drop Dead Diva.
I mean, unless, of course, don't stay together if it's not good for the parents either.
I guess the cheating is bad.
Like, you lied to me once about it.
How would I ever trust you?
Like, you leave the house and I don't know what it would be.
Yeah, so I get that.
I guess I'm just saying if she decided to say I wouldn't judge because you might just be like,
isn't that a blinkway and two songs stay together for the kids?
Like, I feel like you're just like, you would do it.
I don't know.
Like, I don't even like to think about it.
Like, that to me is just like, yeah.
But then on the other level, you are public figures.
Like, if it's like you and me, right?
It's like, yes, publicly, you don't want to also be like,
showing it's okay okay support him then it's you know stand by him it's very it's very
Hillary and Bill Clinton right remember when she like stood by him and there's everyone's just
like hmm but at the end of the day you'd also want to be the clown you'd also want to be like
you know disrespect yourself it's like you did that to me like how could you do that to me
like I gave everything did you hear you just go ahead go well I was just gonna say like if
it it would be one thing if he was truly like sorry for what he did I think that would be a
different conversation like he's actively taking
accountability he's actively trying to be a better
like spouse and husband and no and father whatever but he's not and that's
obviously apparent to everyone because we saw the podcast yeah and that's probably why
it didn't work but she did try because she's like and it's really sad too because I have
always said this sometimes when you date someone and then you break up it's like wow
did I even really know that person so when you said she said that it's like who are you
It's like, no, I told, I feel that in my soul.
The realizations, too, like you said, like, watching, hearing him say that,
so you're like, are you okay?
Are you even real right now?
Yeah, that is scary.
I think that realization.
And like you said, I don't think he wanted to be in it because he's just like,
I didn't know how to tell you that I wasn't feeling it, that I wasn't want to be a
wife guy.
So he was, like, trying to get out, but just be like man up and just say it.
But what does it even mean?
I don't want to be the wife.
Like, your family, your husband, you have a wife.
You have kids, like, all of that.
I mean, it's really just childish and for him to be, I think he just.
a perpetual victim you always think that and and even in success he sees victimhood it was like oh wow
I'm successful but I never got to um I don't know party like I hear that from successful people get all
the women that were you know married from a young age because all they think about is like a lot of men
think that way it's like oh once you get the money and the fame you get the girls and the party
and the thing like the thing like the rock star lifestyle which is like not real it's not a real thing
No. And you know what? All those people are lonely and empty. And what they want is what you have.
They want a wife that like takes care of you and supports you and is there at the, at your like with no money struggling out.
It's like you had everything people want in their entire life. You had at a young age. Those are guys are so stupid. The ones I get married young and they're like, oh, well, I could have all the women and stuff like that. It's like, you're, what? That's so not fulfilling.
And you what? You're cheating with someone who's engaged or someone else. So like both of you, where is it going?
Where? I think that's why my, I can't wrap my head around it. Like, what was the end product looking?
like I don't know I don't know they deserve each other they should do with each other if he thinks
you know if he's kind of like that type of self-centered maybe narcissist he thought he would
get away with it and just nothing and the whole interview him being like yeah like we we couldn't
ever be together like we weren't we weren't a couple could we be like it's very much just
like no not now not ever like we're never together we weren't together he was very much just
trying to see if it was do you know sniper wolf yes did you see her on kaisenet's
stream? No. Okay, do you know she was married to sausage? Do you remember him? Yes. I, you know
what's so weird? Like about two months ago, I watched a, like a docu-series about her. There's a docu-series
about her, I need to watch it. Not a docu-series, but it's on a YouTube channel. Oh. And like
her whole, how like she got so big and how she was like ripping off content. It's, yeah, her story
is crazy. I've loved her for so long because I think she's pretty. I'm like, she's a cute girl.
I don't even like love her videos, but I think she's pretty. Like, um, she wasn't really playing
Hall of Duty or whatever.
Yeah, like with sausage doing it, her boyfriend.
Anyway, so I guess it got married.
I guess her parents, she's kind of said that they, like, forced her to get married
to him or something, but now they're, like, divorced.
And, like, their whole thing is so messy.
And if you don't know, like, she's super, super hot.
And I'm not trying to be mean, but he's, like, just not.
But, like, what's crazy about it?
And I don't know if she's a great person.
I don't know if he's a good person.
I don't know if they're both good people, bad people.
I don't really know.
But they got divorced.
Well, from this, you got to watch it because I don't think they're either of them are good people.
that, like even with the Jacks films, that whole thing
with her, like, stalking his house or something.
Yes.
Allegedly.
That's him.
Yeah, docks him, right.
So they got divorced, and I guess he, like, she had to give him half of everything
or whatever, which maybe is, like, warranted if, like, he was playing the games
for her and helping her get started, whatever.
But, you know, they're currently in a legal battle.
He wants, that's why she wasn't posted to her main channel.
He wants half of all her future earnings on that channel and everything.
And what was the other thing?
It was half all her future earnings and, oh, he wants all of her social accounts.
Like, he wants control of all her social accounts.
What are they going to do with it?
I don't know.
She's the face of it.
She's like, I don't want to do any of it because he's like.
I can see, I can see past.
Past content, fine.
Because apparently, allegedly, he was the one that was coming up with content even
though it was stolen or whatever.
Sure.
Yes.
That's understandable.
With even us and something like that.
Future.
Future is crazy because she's like, I just stopped posting that channel.
And yes, if you help build someone up, just like Ariel, just like anything.
If you help build someone up, like you should.
Ms. Rachel just talked about Mr. Aaron, like being like also.
like building all the sets and editing and doing the composer and doing a lot of the work.
So yes, of course, like half then, that makes sense.
It is, I did hear, allegedly, that Sausage was the one who cheated, which is, again,
crazy, which is why I bring up the looks.
Yeah, you know what I mean?
So he cheated.
So it's like, I do think if, like, someone cheats, oh, that would be annoying to have to,
like, pay him.
Like, you were the one who broke up this marriage.
Like, why do I, you know, whatever.
And maybe they do that too, whatever, the whole reason.
But it's giving the same kind of vibes.
It's just, I get so, by the way, I would love to be on Kai Sentence podcast.
I'm just putting it out there.
I know Kim Kardashian does it.
What about mine?
Oh, on your stream?
Yeah.
I'll come on yours.
I love coming on yours.
Invite me.
I'll come.
Okay.
Anytime I'll be there.
Okay.
And we can talk about it.
Do you know, do you know Kai?
I don't know him, no.
I mean, I know him.
I don't know.
Oh, it's the time that you know who was.
Personally.
Okay.
I love all his streams.
And he said he loves sniper wolf.
And I love sniper wolf.
And I love sniper wolf, too.
But it has made me so mad.
These people, like, again, it's alleged that her husband had cheated.
Oh, guys.
We know that she's coming.
I know.
Here comes the door.
Oh, my God.
The mom dash.
Here we are.
Oh, my gosh.
Oh, come here.
Let's make an attraction.
You need help?
She's been checking her phone for the last.
I know.
I've been so excited about these.
Oh, look at this.
It's all fresh.
Wow.
Oh, my mom is the master deliverer.
Look at that.
DoorDash, take notes.
She keeps these nice and frozen.
Can you see?
Did I show you?
Wow.
Did you have one on the way?
We tried to text you to have one on the way.
Did you have one on the way?
Okay.
Hi, everybody.
We're going on the Patreon,
then we'll go back to the main one for yours.
All right.
Woo!
What a Patreon.
You guys, go to Patreon.
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If you want to see a little,
what it's like at family dinner.
We basically had a little family dinner here at Arby's.
My mom coming through with Arby's
is, might be the most impressive thing
my mom has ever done.
Like, I mean, she does a lot of impressive things.
But I would say keeping those drinks more frozen.
that I think they even come at Arby's is so impressive.
It's so good.
Go over to our Patreon.
Patreon.com slash gestures if you want to see more hot topics with my mom, my sister, Moses, and me.
It's kind of the wild wild west to hear on hot topics.
I don't know.
We're all just kind of moving around, grooving around.
But my mom is here to finish out our hot topics with us.
Mom, welcome.
Thank you.
Maybe I'll have to make a TikTok on how to keep them frozen.
Please do.
I should.
And I would love to be the recipient of that Jamoka Shake because we just finished this.
Not a sponsor.
looks like I'm sponsored by Arby's again, but I really do just love it. And, you know, we just love
it so much. Mama is here. Hey, thank you for having me. Okay. Mom, if you don't know. I got
the glitter going, too. Yes, I love this. I think I wore that once to me. Gras. Not that size, but
a similar one. I know. Um, how are you? I'm great. Thank you. My mom is literally, she
literally could not do life without her. I always tell her this. I always write her emotional
texts at night for so many reasons for giving me her credit cards when I was 18 years old
to come to L.A. and put my rent on there and put my clothes on for the Greg Barron show at
BB on there. Oh, I forgot you were on that show. Yeah. And I would go with my mom's Discover card
and we racked it up until we couldn't rack it up anymore. And then we had both had bad credit
for so long. And just always been there. I got my first apartment. Just wonderful. But now more
than ever. My mom comes. She ships things out. She helps me get rid of clothes for Poshmark.
Then she listed on Poshmark. Now she's shipping stuff for Justtrish.com. We talked about at the beginning
of the show, justrish.com. She ships stuff out for there. And then in the afternoons, she helps
out with the kids so we can give them their baths and I can get stuff done and work and emails
and all that stuff like that. And then Moses is cooking, also doing bath time. So she really is amazing.
We've been seeing you literally every day. And sometimes I'm like, oh, I better get my mom a break
like Saturday. We had seen you literally 24, like 72 hours straight. It's like, I should
probably get my mom a break and just, and it's not the same without you. Our dinner's
not the same. What did we have Saturday? Oh, we just had great fruit, but still it's not the same.
I was like, oh. Well, I'm very happy to do it. Making up for lost time over the years. I mean,
you've been doing your thing. I was doing mine. But you've always been. Even when you've
been doing your thing, you've always, always been like, take money out of my account. We've always
had a joint account. And you've always been like, take money out of the account. Like, when you
got like an inheritance, you got a little money, and you, like, gave it to me to buy furniture.
Like, you've always been a person.
So my mom's best.
I know her everything.
And she's also very good at Hot Topics.
That's why I wanted to hear on here today, too, because we had a, yes, you asked her,
wasn't going to come in.
So I was like, oh, my gosh, you do it.
And I was like, you know who I asked?
I always think of, like, Callie or Jimmy, because they are, they're Twitchers, their streamers.
It was like, my mom always gives me hot topics.
Every morning I get hot topics for my mom.
They're not, like, hat topics like you guys do.
They're my hot topics.
But I love it.
I love it.
I think they're so nichey things.
What's your hottest topic?
Yeah.
Well, first of all, I want to say congratulations to Tanna for her one-year sobriety.
That is so great.
You should be so proud, Tanna.
I love that.
I wrote that on her TikTok to you.
I was just like, oh, my God.
Like, she's literally thriving more than ever.
She loves you too.
You have to come be a guest on that love line.
Every time you come through, she was like, we need your mom on here.
And I was like, my mom actually could give some good advice.
Before after Moses and Makoa.
We need them on.
We need to just like redo that set.
so that way we can all fit in the bed.
We're doing a bed over there now.
You have a bed?
Moses is building it.
He's going to build a bed.
That's cool.
Yes, because Tanna has what scoliosis, which I didn't know about.
And so she's like sometimes we're there for nine hours.
Okay, so like sitting on any chair for nine hours is crazy.
So she's like, so we're thinking of a bed thing so then people can come in.
And so yes, we do want to come up.
And then you all get in the bed together and talk, oh, that's so cool.
So we like have you on there too.
But yeah, one year sober is so.
That is amazing.
So impressive.
So good.
I feel like she's also, I feel like we're so parallel in lives.
a lot because she's also in this moment of her life where like things are just like coming
for her and to her and everything like that and I love seeing her like that. She's 10 years younger
than me so I'd tell her I'm like you're so ahead of it. You're only 27 and you're like getting
your life together. It took me a little longer. So I love that. But that's a good one. I love that.
Would you see it on TikTok or where did you see that? I saw it on her. She said something
on your podcast. Oh. Oh yeah. Yeah. When she said when I'm in the car.
I love that you listen to the podcast. I think that's everything. Yeah, she's a year so where
She just said TikTok, and she says she was doing a video about it, too.
And, yeah, she just got a place in Maui, and she's, like, in the best space in her life.
She looks amazing.
She's, I've been watching her.
She's been trying to find a brown leather couch, I think, or something.
She said she bought three couches, and I was like, what does that mean?
Do you have all three?
I need to ask her these follow-up questions.
I have to say that square one, though, it looked a little uncomfortable.
You don't love leather couch.
You never liked a leather couch.
I don't mind a leather couch if it's, like, cushiony, but that one square one looked a little hard.
Give her a little feedback for you.
I'll tell her.
I'm just saying.
I don't know what the tourists are.
Probably limited in Maui.
Yeah, I don't know.
Didn't you send furniture over to Maui once?
Didn't you make a couch?
When I first met Moses, I remember when we got married.
Do you remember?
He made it like on recycled materials and I was like,
it's kind of everything.
And you had to ship it over there.
I was like, how are you going to ship over that couch?
Yeah, that was crazy.
You just make a crate and you ship it.
It was such a cool thing.
It was like repurposed.
Not one of those crates that fall into the ocean.
They ever see them, they get to the port and they're all falling off.
Because they ask to make it from recycled tent.
So it's tent material.
So I thought they're going to send me a roll of fabric that is recycled, tent material.
They sent me tent.
Like we received bags full of tent.
It's like, there's always something.
They ask you for something custom.
There's always a catch.
Yeah.
So we had to actually cut those tents into pieces that would make sense.
But it came out beautiful.
It did.
I was always impressed.
I'm very impressed always at the stuff that you can make out of literally nothing.
Sometimes it's kind of impressive.
It's kind of like the leftover food challenges on TV.
Like, here's leftover fabric.
Oh, I saw that.
Like something.
There's a leftover food show.
I saw that.
Oh, that'd be so your show.
Wait, what?
Yeah, no.
I'm not a leftover queen.
My mom and Kelly was talking just about the hot, the corn dog you brought back.
Oh, I know.
No one ate it.
It's really good.
I was still in the fridge.
I'll eat it if she's not eating it.
Well, she said she's not.
So go have it.
I don't know if you still want to eat it five days later.
Of course.
It's just a hot dog with, you know, covering.
of corn meal or whatever.
Yeah, that's pretty good.
Honestly, last night I was looking at like funnel cakes.
I was like, God, I want to see a postmates have any funnel cakes.
Hot Talk on a Stick has funnel cake straws.
And they taste good.
One time, actually, Tana, when Tana was here, we postmated hot dog on a stick and she got the funnel cake fries.
And they're so good.
Oh, okay.
Have you ever had them there?
They're really good.
Because you guys would hot dog on stick a lot.
Hot Tog going to stick.
Oh, you know what I never noticed.
Funnel cake fries are so good.
It's like sweet, like strings of funnel cakes.
cake, but they're kind of
like squishy and good. You can get the funnel cake thing
and you mix it with something
and then you just pour it in the... Didn't you try it?
You got one once? I don't know if we ever made them.
No, no one ever made it. I would love
that if you want to try that. I think I give it to you. You probably got
tossed out. Maybe that's one thing to make it.
Sounds delicious. I'm all for the
funnel cake. I must be in my period because I swear I've been so
hungry like so, like so hungry
and I'm just, I don't know what it is
but I was like that last month. I don't know why.
I guess just the bodies go through period.
of being hungry and not hungry.
Well, I stop walking.
I think I get more hungrier because I think
and I should go walk and then I go eat.
Oh, I'm the opposite.
We were talking about how I've been walking and doing Pilates
and I'm just like so hungry all the time.
But I know what you're saying.
Like sometimes when you're walking,
you just want to eat something lighter as opposed to me.
I'm just like trying to eat everything now.
I did all this work.
I'm now I'm not going to have those five little candy bars tonight.
Well, the little candy bars are like portion control.
It's Halloween too.
It is, but then you think other little I can have five with them or ten.
I know.
They get you.
I know.
Do you remember those Snackwell cookies, those like Black Devil's food cookies?
Yes.
They kind of remind me of the grandma's cookies, those little vanilla cookies I got you, sandwich cookies?
Yes, I was trying to show Moses.
Did I ever show you those?
So good, grandma's.
Call me.
My gosh, let me show you.
Okay.
Find them.
What, the grandma's cookies?
No, the Snackwell ones.
Oh.
They were in a green box.
Those were supposed to be like diet conscious, weren't they?
Or healthier choices of cookies.
Oh, yeah.
This is what they're like, oh, they still sell them.
They still do?
You used to buy them.
Used to buy those.
Oh, yes.
And they were supposed to be like healthy cooking.
Do you like the devil's food ones?
Yeah.
They were like squishy.
Oh my God.
They sell those?
It looks like it.
This was like, it looks like you can get it at compare prices.
So Walmart sells them.
Walmart would sell them.
I don't know.
I've seen it before.
Walmart sells all the oldie but goodies.
I think it's probably still from that era, probably from the 2000.
Right.
But I think we were watching like, like, dropped a diva or something.
They mentioned these or like something similar.
And I was like, God, I used to love them.
Those were, like, so good.
Well, remember, also when we were trying to look for healthier out of turn.
The wow chips.
Oh, they made everyone poop their pants.
Oh, my God.
Well, and gassy.
Diary, yeah.
And they were supposed to, like, be less calories and fat.
Was it, like, an ole?
What was in there?
Like, it was, like, a, was it called Olay, like the oil or something?
Oh, I don't know what.
Well, I don't know.
Yeah, I remember those.
I guess.
And it was, like, a big, I remember I ate, like, a whole bag of those because I thought
it meant, like, fat-free, you could just eat.
as much as you want.
Oh, yeah, I think that's how they sold them.
Yeah, they're like fat-free chips.
I'm like, what is that?
So you can just eat all the fat-free chips you want.
Maybe it was kind of like the manjaro at the time where you had always go to the bathroom.
But no one was getting skinny.
Oh, I see.
Yeah, because the other one, too, that weight loss one I took was called Ali, A-L-L-L-I.
And that made me like liquid diarrhea in my sleep.
I remember you saying that.
I remember like I woke up and I was just in liquid diarrhea and I was just like, what the
hell?
And then I looked it up on that thing.
It's like, may cause that.
And I was like, well.
That's how you.
They get you.
They just make you, yeah, that was.
They were way ahead of their time then.
I'm sure it got banned or something.
Just like the ephedra and trim spa and all those, like, literally it's illegal now that
aphedra that I was taking it like 13 years old, those pills.
I was like, give me some of those pills.
Oh, Trim Spa.
Didn't they want you to do something on time?
Oh, was that one weight loss thing they wanted you to do.
Oh, it wasn't that.
It was maybe hydroxycut.
Oh, yes.
That was just from L.A. casting or something.
And I remember they were going to pay me if I lost like 30 pounds.
I think they got like $4,000 to be like a thing.
And I tried so hard and I couldn't lose the weight.
Damn.
And I really tried.
It wasn't cold though, right?
Yeah, I think so.
I know.
I always wanted to be a good before and after just for the monetization of it all to be like,
to be like Anna Nicole for Trim.
So I'm like, oh, that'd be so cool to like it to be like, I just, I don't think that's
in the cards for me to be a before and after, but that's okay.
Yeah.
You know.
Just take it a day at a time.
Yeah.
I love this little setup, by the way.
This is giving SNL.
Like when they announced the musical guests and the host.
They always put little post-its there.
What's next on your little board?
Well, first, what I was going to say, there was another health thing where you had a, maybe, I can't
remember what they were called.
In fact, I worked for them for a day, and nobody told me what to do.
Herbalife.
Yes.
Yeah.
Where you had to take like 20 pills a day, and they smelled going in, and they were big horse
tablets, I remember.
You had it on your car, like lose weight now.
Ask me how was their slogan?
Right, because I worked for them, right?
I remember your dad dropped me off and I'm sat there for the morning.
Nobody's put.
My dad?
No, I swear you did it with George.
No.
I was with your dad then.
I swear you did it again then.
Oh, maybe.
I remember it.
And when you were with my dad, I was like, two.
But then it's like all they had me do is go get donuts.
What?
I went.
I left.
They let me go at one and your dad picked me up.
I'm not going back again.
I don't understand what they, what does that mean they had you pick up donuts?
Like you were like an assistant?
It's like nobody was teaching me what to do there.
What I was supposed to do because they hired me, right?
And nobody did anything.
So like go get donuts and then you left?
Yes.
Well, I was there like for three, four hours.
How did my dad drop you off and be kept up?
Was he not working?
He was just like, you got to go.
It was probably on a Saturday or something.
Well, your dad worked from home a lot too sometimes.
Oh, okay.
So it might have been that.
Oh, the original remote worker.
Didn't know that.
That's pretty cool back in the 80s.
Yeah.
Working from home.
Yeah.
That's true.
Okay.
All right.
And also, for you do, since we're doing fast food also today,
McDonald's is going to have Monopoly in October.
Oh, yes.
In October.
In October.
I guess they're going to have.
You have to get the prizes exclusively some other way because of the big scandal they had way back then.
Remember when somebody stole, like, they knew where the winning tickets were that worked for McDonald's and they took the money and it was a big scandal that it never got paid out.
Oh, like an employee took them?
Yeah.
Is it alleged or is it fact?
No, that's fact.
Wow.
Yeah.
And they just stopped it?
It was a big thing, yeah.
I never heard about that.
You played Monopoly over there at McDonald's?
No.
I don't know.
What does it mean?
What?
Hopefully at McDonald's.
You never played it?
Like you can win a million dollars if you get the winning things.
I swear we did.
When you get the fries and you peel it off and you get like boardwalk or something,
you get like the little places.
You never did that with me on the drinks?
I'm going to say the person that made those kept the winning one.
Maybe it was something like that.
Because you always said the hard ones were what, boardwalk and park place?
I think so.
Those were like the two that would get you like a million dollars or something.
But it might not have been a McDonald's employee, but the person maybe that made those,
you know, the company that made the little things that you tear apart,
see if you want a fry.
or hamburger.
Well, they used to have more than nuggets, and they stopped doing it on nuggets.
It was only like fries and cokes.
Oh, yeah, you're right.
You love that as it when we were a little.
So it's going to be all different then.
It's fun.
It's fun.
It is fun.
I love things where you can win something.
It was usually like a free fry or something you won.
Right.
I think, you know, I don't remember when that was, but, you know, that was probably not ever, you know,
regulated by attorneys or people overseeing that nobody cheats who's making all these
little things.
so, but that was really something.
People were mad.
Oh, my gosh, because they knew that
obviously thing that they put all the money
into McDonald's, they knew they would never win.
Right, because that's like the whole thing.
It's like you could win this and just have it being set up as.
And you were hoping, because back then I could have used the million.
Yeah, well, now we could use it.
I do have my power ball.
I have not checked.
Yeah.
Oh, I got interesting.
Like back in when we were like struggling in Illinois for sure.
And that's the sad part is we're all paying.
But it does give you an excuse to go to McDonald's too.
You're like, well, if it's playing for money,
It's kind of fun.
Is that considered gambling, though?
No, probably not.
I guess you're just getting fries and it's on the fry.
Yeah, you're getting something.
You're paying for the food.
Right, so a bonus is the...
I think you have to be maybe 18 or older for the money.
Yeah, that makes sense.
Yeah.
You'd have to give it to your parent if you're under.
But I think the parents would probably just take the...
I don't know.
No, for sure.
They're not going to get to their kid.
I loved it.
I loved it.
When we were earlier in the episode,
I asked them to their manifestations, Callie and Moses,
if you can manifest anything just so wild and big, like your biggest wildest dream,
what would you manifest?
Okay, that's put me on the spot.
Yeah, but don't you have one?
Don't you have something?
Oh, well, okay.
Yeah, to win that billion dollars.
You have the same answer as Callie.
I know.
Okay, but no, you have the money.
What do you do with it?
And then you get a house in Maui and Manhattan Beach.
Oh, my God, you're the same answer as Callie to the T because we asked her the same thing.
She copied off me.
Wow.
Yeah, and then give it to a lot of the animal rescue places.
That's my big goal.
to do that because they the food itself must be unbelievable to them people i just i get a lot of them
on the tic-tac and i love i love to what people like the who rescue animals yes do you have any
we should donate to some i don't have any organizations which one okay which ones do you like
the big one is the asher house i mean that man takes in so many animals god bless him where's he at um
i think he's in oregon now and he what does he do he like collects money for food or no well he he
built um he first started in a bus that he put the animals in and then he built his um
little empire but he he just um saved so many that even are euthanized or are like handicapped i mean
and he goes on he goes on tour now for speaking engagements and he just has so much energy
he just you know how did you find him on ticot yeah many years ago in fact but i love that yeah
we should donate to him does he collect a little like a little like collection
Like, is he, like, a nonprofit or something?
Yeah.
Right, yeah.
But there's a lot of other ones, too.
We'll look into it because that's a good, I love that.
I'll write him down.
The animals.
They need help, too.
They're so like.
That's what I thought.
If I had won that, I would give a lot of money to animals and.
They need it.
I know.
I'd be like Betty White.
Did she do that?
I love that.
She was, did it till they on.
Yeah.
The animals are like that.
I think Bob Barker, too, maybe.
I feel like a lot of people don't speak up enough for the animals either.
In fact, I think Betty White maybe left a lot of,
a lot of her money too and animals.
Oh, I love that.
Well, we'll definitely donate.
Yep.
Donate.
That's amazing.
Yeah.
No, I love it.
You always tell me that.
You always think.
That's a good one.
Okay, that's a good manifestation.
And this one, I don't know what, it begins with a sea, but every day he'll have, and here's
welcome to the morning morning.
He plays music and his animals.
They open the barn door and they come out.
There's donkeys and llamas and these ducks coming all out.
It's like the cutest thing.
Is that why you want llamas?
My mom really wants llamas.
Oh, they're just cute.
But you could raise.
He's a llama.
Like you, I think you could.
Kelly's friend has two llamas and some baby goats.
I would love a baby goat.
He's further out, though, huh?
No, he's only 20 minutes from us.
Yeah, but that's more country when you go 20 minutes.
Yeah, I don't think we can have it.
Actually, I think when we bought this house,
the people said that they wanted to move because they wanted chickens and they weren't
allowing chickens here.
Yeah, like our HOA wants to allow.
Yeah, because we have space for him, but I don't think we can.
Yeah.
Because that would be cute.
Just to have some chickens and feed them in the morning.
Get your fresh eggs
That's ethical, is it?
What's that?
Is it ethical to just get their eggs?
There's no harm in that, right?
They're no harm any chickens.
Some people say, but...
But if they just lay and you just take it...
They're not the eggs, because they're not fertilized
like there's no baby in the eggs.
Right.
It's like your period.
It's like empty eggs.
But they all...
Yeah.
Stuff is way beyond me, but...
I don't know if I want to eat a period egg, but okay.
What eggs are.
Oh.
Well, I've had blood in my egg for a long time when you crack it.
That's why they say crack it in a separate bowl.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, I got that.
Well, I got to get blood in my egg soon.
I feel like it coming.
I don't like the double yolks.
I'm not a yoke person anyway, but I think the yolks are so chesty.
I think you're missing.
I love a runny.
Next time we do the big stakes, not tonight, but when we do the big steaks, I would love to make a runny egg and dip it in there.
Well, we can make more eggs for that.
Because that's what all the videos.
Top their steak, too, I've seen on TikTok.
Yeah.
I like it when they dip it because it looks like you just,
satisfying because it just like breaks it.
The one girl on TikTok does that.
I love a running.
She just has such a big mouthful.
I don't know why.
She's not known for, she's not known as a muckbanger, though.
Well, maybe she's trying to be.
She does that Tiffany plate thing or whatever.
She has a Tiffany.
Oh, like from Tiffany's?
No.
Wait, what's Tiffany plate?
Tiffany plate.
Somebody made it up years ago.
I love that.
I'm saying she's copying, but she'll, she's trying to lose weight after her fourth baby,
and then she'll have the steak, and she'll dip it in that egg.
And they're like, oh.
Oh, she acts like she's starving.
But that's what people want to see, because I do that, too, is I take really big veggies.
I feel like you'd be good at it.
I feel like you're a good chewer like that.
She's the one who does a cottage cheese and mustard, watermelon and cut cheese and cheese and mustard, and reddish is a mustard, and chicken and sausage and cheese and mustard.
That's what she does.
I guess that's our thing she thinks that's funny.
He's mustard.
I know.
And I go, why do you have to say
cut of cheese and mustard every time?
Or she'll say, oh, and apples
and kind of cheese and mustard
and then she won't dip it in there.
I'm like, ha-ha.
Oh, my God.
My mom doesn't love her.
I don't follow her.
Can we just see the B-roll on this one?
I know.
Me too.
What?
The B-roll that Jimmy puts in.
I want to see it too.
Like, who's eating over it?
Okay, I love that.
Okay.
Mom, you said you had not a lot of hot topics
because you have like,
we have to get through.
like 10 more hot topics in an hour. Oh no. Well, some of them are all the same. Like,
first of all, dancing with the stars too. Yes. We watched this a dinner. Did you watch it by
yourself outside of it or just during our dinner time? I love watching dance with stars. Did you watch
it all? Oh, I did. I ended up watching it all. Yes. I'm a fan. The best outfit. Who did you think
had the best outfit? Hilary Baldwin. Yes. The lime green. Yeah. I'm like, okay, they say she's a
diva because she needed mirrors in her rehearsal room and stuff. Well, how else would you rehearse? A lot of
People don't have the mirror.
But there's one mirror.
She wanted them all around.
I heard, allegedly.
I don't know.
But yeah, I mean.
She's only 41.
Huh?
She's only 41.
Yeah, I knew she was young.
I think she was like at least 50 something.
No.
He married young.
Oh, my.
And he's like 67.
Well, did you see him when they brought him when she danced and they brought him?
Like you said, they must bring in the family.
Yeah, the front tables.
When it's their turn.
He looks tired.
Well, he had seven kids.
I know, but.
in like 10 years.
Like, at six, I'm 67.
I just had seven kids now.
I'd be like, I mean, even with a young husband, it'd be like, oh, man, he's tired.
I guess there's a reason why they cut it off for women at a certain age to stop having
kids, because I don't think physically our bodies, even me at 37 versus me having a baby
at 34.
My body was so tired.
It hurt so bad.
I felt like I got hit by a truck with my last one.
As opposed to my first one, it was just like so much easier.
The recovery, everything was like so much easier.
This last pregnancy, I was like.
I think there is a reason our bodies just stop making babies as women after a certain age.
And men are a whole different level because you don't have to carry or make the baby or something like that.
But they also probably, I would say, nature says not to have babies past 60 because it's a lot of energy.
You know, that's like a lot of work.
I also think, too, you had yours pretty much back to back.
They say it takes a year or two years for your body.
So your body has never really fully recovered.
Yeah.
Oh, definitely that.
Definitely, especially with greasy sections.
That's even like you need longer to recover.
You know, I can't imagine.
That's major surgery.
yeah we had about a year and a half in between the girls but yeah three months in between
the last ones yeah a little scary a little hard but no I think you mean when they were born
three months when we conceived with the yeah but then again your body's going into that mode
you know but even before you have the baby yeah yeah it was it was a lot but yeah I cannot
matter having a baby yet it's like I said you need to sleep when you can is why you try and
come over one again both of you guys thank you so much I always say that the village I
I did a little post the other day about it.
Because I always repost things on Instagram about Village.
Because it's so true.
Like, if you don't have, I just can't even imagine people who do it alone.
And like, shout out to those people who do it alone.
But it's like, I honestly think, like, yeah, I just, the help.
It just, it makes me a better mom.
I'll say that.
Like, I just having help and support, I just feel like I'm a better mom with it because otherwise I get.
Well, the girls are, they're just too funny.
I mean, if Elvis isn't a comedian, I will, I will, I will be surprised.
And Malibu, oh my gosh, she made that funny.
joke when we were eating dinner.
Mel who was saying?
You go, what was the funnest thing you had for your birthday did?
And she goes, my makeover, what she didn't have?
Oh, yes, yeah.
And she laughed, like, ha-ha, like, she knew.
Yeah, I had to ask Malva, but I'm like, what was your favorite part about Disneyland?
She's like, makeup, and I was like, that you didn't do?
And then she giggled.
Like, yeah, I think she knows she was being funny.
Just like Elvis, she knows now when she does her, she knows she's being funny because
now I'll do it to her.
I literally sometimes just do it me and her because I think she's so.
funny. I'm like, Elvis, Elvis. I'm like, and then she's like, she's just so, so,
or this had a thing. That's so cute. Remind me to sign that to Jimmy. Let me make a note of that.
I got to send that to Jimmy for V-roll, so I don't forget, because that is just the cutest little thing
that she does. That is so her. She's cute and funny. I mean, it's like she'll eat corn and then she
just hold it with her mouth. Look at everyone. She's looking for the laugh. I love that.
Her timing is exquisite. But with a hilarious costume, it's like, that makes a lot of the
dances as a costume because some of them were so drab.
Like I think that one Jennifer or Jenny or whatever.
Jen Affleck.
What was hers? I don't remember.
One had a dark blue and I thought, you know, that's not fair.
No, we were talking about that.
You guys, you go to our Patreon and talk about it in the extended, but we were talking
about, like, the costume and also, like, the partner you have.
Like, it makes such a difference because Mark Ballast is obviously very experienced.
He's obviously the best choreographer of anyone on that show.
So, like, yes, Whitney's a good dancer, but, like, I think all of them could be good
dancers if they have the right partner.
Maybe not Corey Feldman.
Love Corey, but maybe not with him.
But like everyone else, I think would, you know, it just depends on if you could.
And I agree.
The good costumes because, like, hilarious stood out to me.
I don't even know her dance, but I loved her costume.
Wow, it was like a Vegas outfit.
Yeah.
And then you have like.
Nobody else did.
Nobody else did out.
No.
Daniel, even Danielle Fischel, she had hers was kind of like drab and she's good.
She could have, like, a better one.
I mean, she had the slit gum for her.
I like Whitney's.
I liked Whitney's.
I liked Whitney.
She had like a see-through nude top.
She had like a long sleeve nude top with, like, crystals on it.
I kind of like that.
But, yeah, it wasn't the same as hilarious.
So did Alex Earl.
Hers was really pretty good.
I liked hers.
Well, she's just gorge.
Skinny legs.
She just, how tall is she?
You're not six foot.
She is just beautiful.
I like to know what you eat to stay that way.
Carl's Jr., that's her sponsorship.
She gets the queso worker is what she promotes.
Okay, well, I love the onion rings it, Carl's Jr.
And sourdough.
It is good.
It is tasty.
Supporting Carles Jr. too.
Wow.
I support.
Okay, we did have Arby's too.
Yes.
Best sponsorship I've ever had, not today, but just I love Arby's.
Well, I did just eat a whole roast beef sandwich.
On our Patreon, check it out.
And Moses did the roast beef sandwich over the first time, too, Moses.
Thoughts on the rose piece sandwich?
Yeah, it was surprising.
I didn't expect it to be what it is.
They shave it off, actually.
Yeah, because it's such a thin pieces of meat.
It's kind of easy to eat.
Wow.
Okay, glowing reviews.
What do you rate it out of 10?
I don't know.
I mean, it's like an 8th out of 10.
I say 9.
9.
We love the fish sandwiches.
You want that year round.
I think it's only seasonal during Lent.
They really are good.
I used to get them in Redondo Beach.
I feel they had them all the time, but oh.
Moses were like the fish sandwich.
He's a big fish sandwich fan.
They're big and, yeah.
They're not like McDonald's has a little square of these.
Or they were.
I haven't had one probably for 10 years.
The McDonald's ones.
You like the McDonald's ones sometimes.
I like the steam bond.
I mean, I would just write a good debt than something else.
Yum.
Well, the steamed bun is where it's had.
I don't know why they don't steam the buns for the hamburgers.
At Arby's?
Yeah.
No, McDonald's.
Oh.
So, do you have burgers?
No, they don't have burgers.
Who?
Arby's?
I don't think they do.
Market Fresh sandwiches.
BLTs are great.
I know.
That's what I said too.
Market Fresh.
That was her fake.
Who do you think is going to win?
Frontrunner.
I'm dancing with the Sharks.
Oh, well, it's going to be Robert Irwin.
I hope so.
He's so good.
Yeah, he is really good.
And he seems really nice.
And his whole family came over.
Yeah.
And the one thing that made me cry was when he did his dad's iconic move out of one of those like this.
Yeah, I know.
No, I think that's the thing.
It's the sentiment.
His whole family, I think that's why Bindy, she was obviously a great dancer and she was paired with Derrickoff.
I didn't see her that season either.
Oh, she was so good.
Her and Derrick Huff did the Dirk Dancing lift.
It was so good.
Oh, my God.
Well, see, once again, he's a great choreographer.
No, I know.
And he's not a judge because he's so good.
But if you have Derek or Mark, you're going to win.
Yeah.
But his mom was there
I feel like I look like her sometimes
When I have the banged down
She's so cute
I love her so much
And I would love someday to go to the Australian Zoo
Yeah
No
And they think they're just like good people
And they don't do it for the fame
Or anything like that
They're no drama and
Right
And she said that she's never dated
Since her Steve has passed away
Oh why did you say
She goes because when you have the best
You don't need anybody else
She hasn't dated since
No
Oh
No
No
I mean how could you
He was so bigger
than life, how could you even top that?
I agree.
He's so bored with somebody else, I feel like.
Oh, for sure.
Especially someone like him who's just so like, yeah, entertaining.
I always think that, obviously, very different.
But I always think that too with like if something had Moses, I'm like, I don't
if I could date anyone because there's no way anyone can give me like one tenth of
what Moses gives me.
You know what I mean?
Like, he just gives everything.
You know, the people that you date it, not even close.
Oh, well, that was like they actually hated me.
But it's like, even finding someone that loves you is one thing.
But finding someone that loves you and, like, devotes like their life to you and
that's like unheard of.
I truly don't think I could date.
Oh, look at me.
I was just like, I look at guys my age and older.
I was like, I don't think I'd have anything in common with anybody anymore, you know.
Oh, you don't think?
I don't think so.
Not even Mount Owens, the Golden Bachelor.
That's another topic.
Is it on tonight?
Is he on tonight or tomorrow?
That's the 25th.
So that's Thursday.
Oh, so it's the 24th.
Today is the 22nd.
22nd, so 25th is Thursday.
Right?
Maybe it's Thursday.
Are they on Thursday?
That doesn't sound right.
I always thought it was Monday nights, but you would know more than me.
Maybe it's starting different because of dancing with the stars or something.
Maybe.
I think it's different.
Are you tuning in?
No, I'm just going to watch the TikTok.
You're going to watch the clips.
I don't know.
But if I come back in October, I might have to do hot topics on them.
But I've seen the women pop up.
And you like the women.
Some are beautiful.
And then there's some that.
Are they all skinny again this year?
Are they all thin?
Of course.
Yes.
That's what I was like crazy about the last one is like.
Long hair, I think most of them.
All long hair.
all very thin
I mean I guess
if it's your preference
your preference I guess
but it's just like
you could have a little curvy
like a little something extra
like it's kind of weird
but I feel there's just three
that are really really gorgeous
but he'll take them
you know I believe
that's my prediction
but I think
looking at the pictures
I think I'll take Lisa
that's my prediction
I don't know which one Lisa is
should I look her up
you could
but you know
I feel at the end
he's not going to end up
with anybody because his preference
is younger
yeah
You can shove these beautiful women successful down his throat,
but if you like a certain type and he wants somebody younger,
he's going to, wait, just go for that.
Just like last season, what was that guy's name?
Gary.
No over the top from Chicago, the hairdresser.
Oh, the French guy?
He wanted younger all along.
This girl?
Yes.
She's, how old is she?
She looks young.
61, do I want to say?
66.
66.
That's pretty good.
Yeah.
She looks like you.
You would have been so good on this show.
I don't understand how they didn't even, like, interview you.
But I'm glad you didn't because if Mel Owens was that stuff and you were on that season,
I would have been, I would be so pissed because I think he apologizes to the women on the first episode.
I'm sure he does.
But if someone said to, if I even heard someone joking about that, like, whatever, I don't know what his excuse was.
Like, it was a joke or whatever.
I would leave. I would leave.
I hope all those women have to be like.
Well, I think they're just all there to prove something that, you know, they still have it and that.
But whether, and he'll play along if he doesn't, is that really into it.
Of course, there are women there for you.
You're going to be trying to put your all in to it.
But I feel that he won't end up with anybody.
And these old men, when I said it once, I'll say it again,
the old men just wanting these younger women.
Like, okay, yes, 40s when you're in your 60s.
Like, come on.
He's got the fame.
He's got money.
His attorney now.
It was in NFL.
It's like.
Yeah, still gross.
You were saying like you have hard time relating to anybody anyways your age.
Think about relating to someone 40 years old, you know, like trying to have a
really.
But, like, you have nothing in common.
You don't have the share of the same experience as life experience.
Oh, remember when, remember this.
Like, even as we can, like, remember things.
Like, oh, remember in high school, remember in middle school.
Like, we remember, like, the same time period.
But, like, I've dated people 20 years older than me, and it's, like, just so far.
Like, there's just no connecting to anywhere because you just didn't experience life the same way.
But the advertising they're putting out there, oh, my gosh.
Yeah.
It's just so much more than either Joan or Gary was.
Well, Gary had a pretty good hype because I remember being really excited for his season.
Who, Gary?
Yeah.
And even their wedding, I'm like now, though, it's like...
Well, I guess probably because he's like more celebrity, I guess.
Yeah.
And he had the scandal already.
They're probably trying to get some good publicity to it.
Mm-hmm.
I hope they don't televise a wedding like they did with Gary and Teresa.
I think they are.
Because she was saying they thought they were secretly married, Joan and Chalk.
Is that her name John?
And she's like, no, we want to do that to the people who have been following our journey and our fans.
And if we get married, it'll be on TV.
So they can share my...
Okay, that's so cringy.
And the money doesn't matter, right.
And the whole fans thing, I'm sorry.
I know Bachelor nation is huge, but I just don't think there's, you don't have fans if you're on a season of The Bachelor.
There's people who like like you.
I don't know.
I have, even with me, I have like a weird time with fans.
I mean, I like the idea of it, but it's just like you're not, you're on one season of The Bachelor.
How do you have fans?
There's not something they followed your journey forever.
They could like you, they could support you, but especially you don't.
I'm like, girl, anyway, it's not going to be a leader.
And it's like over and done with, you know, they moved on, you know.
That's the thing with The Bachelor
I feel like every season we watch
It's like I'm so into it
And then I forget about him like the next
Like who was the first one we watched
I forgot the football player type
Do you remember his name?
Zach?
So boring
But like loved his season
And I like loved him
And then I totally forgot about him
I'm like I wonder what Zach's doing
The Bachelor
Did you watch first season
With me and the second?
Yeah yeah
Was it Alex or something?
Yeah
I forgot about that
Not cute
And then Trista was second season
Right
Yeah I watched the first few
They're still together
That's amazing though
Yeah they were so good looking
Was it Ryan
And Trista
He was like a firefighter in Colorado.
Very cute.
Yeah, I loved the early seasons of it.
I want to watch it.
I like Bachelor.
We were watching Bachelor for a while.
Yeah.
I mean, I don't know if I watch it because then again, I only like certain women.
So I probably just look at the highlights on, kind of like Oscar does.
When he goes, oh, I just look at this highlights.
Right.
Well, if it's Thursday night, you know, that's Bologna's night.
So we'll have to turn it on.
Oh, well, then.
I always tell my mom to make sure to stay hungry for dinner for Bollonese night.
Because the other nights, I just usually use grapefruit or whatever.
Right.
But sometimes you eat, Moses says, he'll, he'll, like, cook some.
random he'll just throw random things together what do you make like a little baked hot dog
casserole the weekend my mom made it too i was like okay i love that i was like because he always
cooks for himself mom's like you don't cook for me i'm like but mose likes to cook you know for
not just for himself for the kids too but um it's so funny when you like eat too with him because
I'm always like oh let's like someone can enjoy his food too too too i know i would like to try
it too i just like my little grapefruit at night because during the day i have arbis
so then at night i do grapefruit and you got your girls eating even alvis eating grapefruit
who is she loves grapefruit well i was just saying too earlier that they love their broccoli
Saturday night, they were just, like, eating so much broccoli.
And I was just like, who are these kids?
And I love them for it.
Because we were saying we never ate broccoli growing up.
Oh, Kelly was here.
I was like, I love broccoli.
And I was like, who fed you broccoli growing up?
Her dad.
Oh.
Must be a dad thing.
Moses.
Good job, Moses, though.
Good time.
I never ate broccoli till, I don't know what.
Do you like broccoli?
I'm not a fan.
Okay.
So never.
I can't eat it in the ranch, like a veggie plate or whatever.
A little dip.
Mustard and cottage cheese to broccoli.
Yeah.
It's like, you should start that.
You should do that little friend.
Somebody does a thing.
He's a guy, what's her name, Janelle Rohner?
She would do.
Oh, yeah.
You know her?
And he would be the top half and then he'd have her body on the talk like she did.
Only it was her voice and he would not mock her, but maybe he is.
Like lip sync over her or something.
I saw someone do that with a Gerard way.
He was doing Blackgrade at Shakey Nees ATL and they put me singing Black Brade.
But it's synced up with Derrard singing it.
They're like, who's this guy?
cosplaying as Tritapetus, and it was like my voice singing
Black Parade and him just like lip-sicking over it.
It was so funny. I was like, I was pretty good.
All right, so no golden bachelor. We're skipping that.
You just see the clips. I mean, I'm down to watch it.
If it's Thursday night, Bolognese night,
gave me some cranberry juice in a wine cup and I'm ready.
I can't wait. You could do a little bubble water
with that too, making like a cocktail with a little ice.
What do we have? What's that little thing?
Mocktail, not cocktail. Yeah, we get a little
Seltzer.
Seltzer?
Yes, Sparkle cider.
Oh, it's a little.
Oh, a little.
If you had just cranberry.
That's true.
We could do that with champagne glasses.
We could get a little sparkling cider for our bachelor night.
I like that.
Okay.
Sounds good.
Cool.
And then what I have been into, if you've been asking me, the documentaries.
Oh, my mom's going to start a documentary podcast.
Charlie Sheena, just watched that one.
That is really good.
But like they say, he's had so much control over it.
And he's left so much out.
And other things, he said, oh, well, we're not going to get into that.
but there's so much more.
What was he talking about?
Different things during the documentary that were deeper.
He's just kind of skimming on the surface.
And it was interesting.
I would say to watch it.
I mean, guys've been through a lot more than we even know.
Yeah.
So, but that was interesting.
I wanted to watch it.
We were looking at things to watch for Hot Topication.
I was like, oh, kind of the Charlie scene.
My thought is it depressing?
Like, what would make me sad?
Like the stuff about his daughters, he said his daughters would be chauffured to school
because he was too hungover or something to turn.
It lightened it up.
It wasn't dark.
Oh, it lightened it.
No, I mean, it wasn't like, they made it so it wasn't depressing.
Okay.
Yeah.
Sounds depressing no matter how he's lights it.
I mean, he's sitting in a diner drinking coffee while he's at a corner booth drinking it.
Did he look good or worn down?
He looked like he was worn out.
Yeah.
He has definitely aged, very thin.
I definitely was on that weird bandwagon of hyping Charlie Sheen back when he was doing Tiger
Blood and like by winning.
Like, I thought, I guess, if you...
I think that's when he went on tour.
Yes.
He's like, am I bipolar?
No, I'm bi-winning.
And I was like, it's kind of everything.
Or he's like, you remember when...
I remember an interviewer asked them.
They're like, he's like, what?
Are there drugs in their house?
No, there's no drugs here.
But if there are, you better find him and give him to me.
I was just like, he was so...
And he had the goddesses.
And I remember being like, ooh, I would love to be one of them.
Like, I very was weirdly, like, on a Charlie Sheen.
Like, I remember, I think it was Gigi gorgeous who told me, like,
Charlie Sheen wanted to meet her because his...
kids were fans. And I was like so jealous. I don't know if she ever did, but I remember being
like so jealous. I was like, God, I would love to meet Charlie. Because at the time, I thought
it would be glamorous to be like his girlfriend or something or a goddess or whatever. It's like
Corey Feldman with his angels. Whatever with all these like old men just wanting these young
girls around them and calling them like names like a cult, like the angels or the goddesses.
It's like, what are they? Did you know anything about him before? No. Okay. I think that's
a lot of it too. They didn't know his past. Well, it's his past. I don't even know.
You have to watch a documentary.
I don't want to spoil it.
You know what I know for?
My dad loved the Cleveland.
Now they're just, what are they called the Cleveland Seas?
I don't think they're Cleveland Indians.
But back in the day, they were called the Cleveland Indians.
And Charlie Sheen was in a movie called Major League.
Yeah.
And it was about the Cleveland baseball team.
And my dad was obsessed because they, like, filmed it in Cleveland.
Him and his dad did this basketball thing with Michael Jordan back when they were younger.
They were hitting half court things for money.
I mean, and his dad was really good.
He was good in sports, Charlie.
And his dad, too, it was amazing.
That's even, to watch the documentary and see that in his younger years.
So what was your takeaway from the documentary and your Charlie Sheen fan?
Or do you have more empathy for him?
Or you're still like, okay, he's a mess.
No, you know, it is what it is.
We all have our own past, you know, on our lives.
So it's just, it was just interesting, you know.
I wonder why he did it, probably for money?
Like, why do you put that out there, like so much of that stuff?
Oh, I'm sure.
Well, they say it was broke, you know, because he sold all his two and a half men residuals.
What, what, 32 million?
What do you mean?
What do you mean?
You can sell them off.
Kind of like you can sell you.
YouTube channel off, right?
Like selling your catalog, I guess he signed them off.
Right.
So he doesn't get any more from that.
But isn't that silly?
Because don't you make money from residuals?
Yeah, but he didn't have any money.
I mean, he was...
But is he getting money from residuals?
Somebody else is collecting it.
But why would you sell that if you're making that money?
Obviously, they're going to make more.
Huh?
It wasn't enough in the moment.
He had no money.
He blew it all on everything, drugs, women, prostitutes, everything.
You need to watch that.
You would be interested in that and be like, oh.
Yeah.
You know?
I have like a weird soft spot for him, but I don't know.
But then his daughters kind of talk like he wasn't a great dad, so then it kind of makes me side-eye am a little bit.
Yeah.
I think we met Charlie Sheen's daughter.
Like a lot of people, you know, you go through those years, you know, that's who you are at that time.
I think Tiana told us we met his daughter at the Tart Party.
She said he came up to us and said hi.
I think she's an influencer.
Sammy Sheen maybe.
I would like to interview them because I'm always just like.
Yeah, I don't think it was Sammy.
I'm going to say it was a blonde.
Yeah, this is a red pink hair.
There's one who did like O-F.
I don't think that's her that was on there but she was on there a couple of times
Denise Richards was on John Cryer John Cryer he looks good then she goes but I still
love Charlie I'm like so I guess that's good I guess if you can stop like love for right
she always went back somebody they always wanted her to go check on Charlie and she'd go and
she goes I you know John was there and I would make him sandwiches and he goes you're gonna
make them for those girls and they're like well you they got to
to eat, it doesn't matter what their profession is, right?
Well, why can't they get food?
Because they were prostitutes.
John thought they shouldn't eat or something like that.
That's weird.
He was insinuating that.
You need to watch it.
It's really good.
And they're only turkey and mayo and tomato or something sandwiches.
But were they incapable of getting their own food?
Were they, like, intoxicated or I don't understand.
I suppose they were up in his room or something.
Who knows?
Maybe they were on drugs or I don't know.
I would take it more.
I was like, are you going to make them sandwiches as if, like, you're enabling,
hit this behavior of these women being here.
Because he had small kids at the time.
Probably something like that.
Like if Moses and I were divorced and he had goddesses in the house where my kids are going over,
I'd be like, absolutely not.
I'm not enabling this.
I'm not making sandwiches for you and your goddesses.
Like absolutely not.
That's how she was.
Well, she's on O-F, so I suppose it's like, it's really, I guess, true.
No, it's not about their profession.
It's about like, it's a bad environment for the kids.
Well, they didn't have no kids there.
This is a old later on in life.
They said, I remember the interview.
It was Breilsen was one and I forgot the other one's name.
And the kids would come visit.
They would come see Charlie and stuff like that.
And they would be there.
They're like, yeah, the kids come over and whatever.
When they were under 18?
The kids?
Yeah.
I don't know if they were there at the time.
Well, it could have been.
I think I remember interviews and I'm talking about it.
But I mean, because it's their dad.
But she was, I guess, kind of appalled at John for even saying that.
She goes, well, they have to eat too.
She goes, just because of their profession doesn't mean I'm not going to make them a sandwich.
It's kind of how it was.
And maybe there was more into it that they didn't get into.
Yeah.
Yeah, I feel like he must have said that like you're enabling this behavior because it's just like not right.
And, like, regardless, if they're prostitutes, whatever, it's, like, he has kids and stuff.
It's like, yeah, they didn't touch upon that.
I think that's why a bigger issue than what they do.
But you need to watch it since you were a thing during that air, because when that tour came, I'm like, I don't even remember that happening.
Yeah, I credit a lot of that.
I remember being, like, in that world, like, sex industry and sex work and stuff like that.
And I remember being, like, really, like, scared of it when the Charlie's scene stuff happened because I was just like, oh, my gosh, like, this is, like, a reality of just, like, sleeping around and all that stuff like that and not being careful.
Because, like, no celebrities I've ever been with ever used protection.
It was always just, like, Wild West, everyone giving each other STDs.
And I remember when the Charlie Sheen thing, even before it came out in 2015, I think it was, like, 2011, the speculation was happening.
And I remember being, like, really scared.
And I was, like, because I thought Charlie Sheena me was, like, the end-all-be-all.
I was like, ooh, he likes prostitutes.
Like, that's the one I want to get with.
He probably gets so much money to them.
And then, you know, you find out.
And obviously, like, you can live with-old.
Yeah, that's crazy.
Because he made so much money after when that's wild.
Like, how do you spend it all?
But I don't.
I guess there's.
Well, yeah, there was another guy later on supplying him, and he said, I was getting so rich off of it.
Slena Goma's Air Friars, maybe $300.
I mean, that's what he was spending his money on.
Maybe.
That's wild.
Okay, but you should watch that.
That one's good.
And then I was watching the documentary of the later daters.
What's that?
Older women.
Oh, I love this new trend.
Yeah.
That was okay.
I mean.
What channel?
I think he's all on.
Netflix.
Oh, okay.
Oh, you're Netflix, girl.
Yeah, it was interesting.
Of course, there's one, the un-known number with the woman's mother from Michigan.
You guys should watch that one.
Did you see they did a movie with Lisa Rina as the mom?
No.
Based on it already.
Oh, my gosh.
She's, like, hiding in the closet, like texting your daughter, and then the daughter comes in.
She's like 30 years old, and she's like, mom, what are you doing?
It's like, oh, nothing.
And then she's like, did you ever hear back from that number?
And then she finds all her mom's secret phones in there.
What is that on?
Like Lifetime.
It's like a Lifetime movie.
it's like based on that on no number because we talked about that one hot topics
did just come out too yeah mm-hmm they did it so fast that is fast and it's Lisa Renna but
playing the mom and I was like I love this for her yeah and it was interesting I know
the old mom being the bullying it's crazy you have a watch Doc anything you watch that
you hate them no I don't hate them but we might have to wrap it up because it's 3 o'clock
in our we're losing our black rabbit if you're justine Bateman
Justin not Justine Bateman fan it's kind of dark
You have so many.
We can keep going.
I didn't know you had so money that you didn't have that money.
Oh, I do have to say one more thing about Poshmark.
They are not priority meal anymore, so it'll be taking a little longer for you to get their packages.
They wanted to drop the shipping price from $8.27 to $6.49.
Have to have our own packaging, so a lot of people won't have that available.
That is sad.
That is sad.
It's going to take a little longer.
Poshmark, I don't know what happened.
We were so cool with those priority shipping boxes, but.
I know.
Had to return them all to post office.
Well, thanks, Mom, for being here.
we really appreciate. That was good. Oh my God.
You could have done like a rapid fire hot topics. You had so many more topics.
Well, we'd love to have you back. I didn't know.
I was saying when we thought of a hot topics, I was like I always think of like Callie and Jim because they stream put.
You always come up with the hot topics every morning to me. My mom sending me hot topics left right and center.
Well, they're different from yours and Oscars.
Those are so great. No, those are so great. But that's why I love everything.
Oscars is different than Moses. Mine are different than Oscars.
Callies, like everyone's sash.
So thank you so much for filling in with us. Thank you to Callie for filling in with us.
Thank you, Moses is always for being here.
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