Just Trish - Trisha Got Replaced With a LOVE ISLAND Star & the Most Problematic OBSESSION Review Yet | Just Trish
Episode Date: July 14, 2026Another summer in the Villa has come and gone, but the drama surrounding the LOVE ISLAND cast is just getting started. Plus, Trisha finds out that her potential DWTS partner, Ezra Sosa, is cheating on... her with Kenzie. And YouTuber Alex Meyers gets CANCELED for his weird OBSESSION review that's full of red flags, while Oscar spreads misinformation about the viral brawl that broke out at Hilary Duff's concert. 💖🪩THANK YOU TO OLIPOP FOR SPONSORING💖🪩 Buy any 2 cans of Olipop in store, and we'll pay you back for one at https://drinkolipop.com/trish 💖🪩PRE-ORDER TRISHA'S NEW MEMOIR NOW!!!!!💖🪩 https://linktr.ee/trishapaytas_ 💖🪩SUBSCRIBE TO MOSES' COOKING CHANNEL💖🪩 https://www.youtube.com/@mosescookingvideos 💖🪩FOR EXTENDED EPISODES AND BONUS CONTENT💖🪩 https://www.patreon.com/cw/JustTrish 💖🪩NEW JUST TRISH MERCH!💖🪩 https://justtrish.com Subscribe to Oscar!: @oscargracey Edited by @jimmywhetzel https://linktr.ee/jimmywhetzel TIMESTAMPS:: 0:00 SUMMERWEEN, AGT JUDGE ERA, PATREON CONTENT PLANNING 6:30 OSCAR'S BDAY, LOVE ISLAND, TRINITY AND BRYCE, CARL AND ANIYA, JEN AND GAL 22:20 MELANIE AND SINCERE, LOVE ISLAND BRAND DEALS 28:30 ASPYN OVARD THROUPLE, 3 GAY DADS 39:00 ASPYN POSTS PHOTO OF KISSING HER EX 48:30 JAKE SHANE, ALO COMMERCIAL, TOPS AND BOTTOMS, WEIGHT TRAINING ARC 58:30 HILARY DUFF CONCERT FIGHT 1:08:40 MADISON BEER TOUR PRICES 1:18:00 MOANA FLOPPED, THE ODYSSEY, POPCORN 1:32:00 OSCAR'S TIKTOK OPP, DIABOLICAL MAN VOICEMAIL DISCOURSE 1:48:44 BAD OBSESSION REVIEW BY ALEX MEYERS 1:57:00 LUDWIG AND QTCINDERELLA Join this channel to get access to perks: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCy2A0jf5lYUYQxi7iKHmHhQ/join Follow Just Trish on Social Media https://www.instagram.com/justtrishpod/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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I want to be on secret lives of pagan wives.
I would be so good on that.
And like, I don't know, everything about it actually enraged me
and I'm just like, take those glasses off
because we're about to go swinging, you know?
Like, I am just so over it.
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Super excited to get into it.
We'll get into Summerween again because I'm on my Summerween quick for sure.
Kick, quick, kick, for sure.
I'm actually feeling really good.
Well, I'm always really good at the top of the episode.
Then we get about two hours in, and then I'm kind of like, I don't know what's happening.
The lights are so bright here.
McKaylon Aguera.
I was telling her, the lighting is so good here, girl, because she was so close to coming.
And then I think, probably my big mouth, probably just be saying stuff.
And I'm just like, I don't know.
I can't really help myself.
But so does she.
You know, we have like, anyways, the lighting is great here, girl.
So good that I kind of hallucinate.
I need the Simon Cowell red sunglasses that he wears on AGT because I think he, like,
he wears him because of the lights, I think is what the gag is of it all.
I'm ready for that position real soon.
I would love to be an AGT judge.
I'm putting that as my biggest manifestation.
I think that they're going to have to, like, re-you know, they do because Mel B went away as she came back.
I think they're going to, like, recycle through them because they're all great.
They're all-a-wondering.
Maybe an all-female panel?
Maybe get rid of Howie and slime.
And then just temporarily, then they come back, bring in a little bit fresh look, fresh vibes.
I don't know who else could be on it, but I definitely.
You definitely bring a new audience to the show.
For sure.
It's so good.
It's so good.
But it's all dogs and kids acts, which I love.
But the judges, they're just a little older.
You know, the Howie Mendel brings in the older crowd, right?
But so does Simon.
My dad loves Simon Cowell.
My dad's like, love Simon Cowell.
He's watching him.
He's like, he's so funny.
You know what I mean?
And it's like, and my dad's boomer.
My dad's 70.
You know what I mean?
So I think we love that.
He was glued to this show.
Oh my God.
I was like, Dad, the kids.
He's just like, oh, okay.
Yeah, he loves age.
He loves Simon.
He thinks he's like so funny.
He did love the acts too, weirdly enough.
And I love the girls.
I love it.
Keep LB., I would love to be on there.
I don't know.
Maybe a Kiki Palmer, like, you know.
She could actually host.
She's so good.
She's just a little bit younger vibes.
Anyways.
You can also be the person on stage.
Yeah, I did think about that.
A little, a little K-pop.
Be like, I'm singing Korean today.
You know what I mean?
No, no, I mean, the host instead of.
Okay, so every role you could be.
I please the person on stage.
That brings them in, you know.
The host.
That's what, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So then, because you've graded that to give them a pep talk and be excited with them for them.
That is true.
Okay.
Clips a few watching them.
Oh my God.
That'd be great.
I would love it, especially because I've been an alum.
I've been there.
I've been in their shoes.
Oh my God.
That's my calling.
I love America's Got Talent.
And are you watching it?
Certainly not.
Exactly.
But what if I'm judging?
What if I'm hosting?
I'm going to maybe tune in?
You know where I am seated. Yeah, I would be seated for that.
Okay, good.
I just feel like it needs that.
Because it is like just mindless.
We always watch it every single night.
The kids like, like, because usually we can't watch any of our shows.
Like it has to be like, I don't know, something they like.
But they like AGT.
Yeah, it's family friendly.
It's also for us, my dad.
Like, everyone loves it.
I'm really a big advocate for AGT.
Even animals like it.
The animals in our house?
I think in general.
Okay, see if your cats.
Put it on for cheese tonight and see if they like it.
Anyways, also go to Patreon.
I always forget to plug our Patreon.
I spent a good two hours last night.
I was making a schedule for the rest of the year
because I have a book tour.
I have Trishmas tour.
And I was like, I'm making our schedule.
So you know if you ever want to take like a week off and go on a vacation.
Or if you want to come on a book tour, whatever you know what I was doing.
So I was doing that.
But then I was also like, okay.
We have to like stack up some patrons
because I'm trying to get my implants out at the end of the year.
So I was like, okay, we need to really start stacking patrons
around like November, December.
So obviously I was like, okay, we can do react videos,
which we love.
But I was really putting effort.
And I really think I narrowed it down.
I mean, we're definitely going to do universal.
We're definitely going to do it at Christmas time, Grinchmast time.
Like that's, it's going to be great.
Secret Santa, we're all four of us go to the mall.
I remember I wanted to go to a mall.
We all pick each other, see who it is.
And we have to get an outfit or, like, a category is a secret Santa.
That's going to go on Patreon.
then I was like
Me and Moses are running a marathon
We're like, Jimmy and Oscar
should be running this marathon with us too
It's in October, it's gonna be cooler
And I was like, it's for charity
I'm telling you guys the links
I was like really thinking that
We should all be writing this marathon together
Little Just Trish vibes
I made a little team name called Just Trish
So I was like, you know, we'll see no pressure
I thought that would be really good Patreon
And of course the Tar Pitz was a good
But there was like one other one too
That I was thinking it was really good
Anyways I had the whole list of them
So you guys really go to our Patreon
Patreon.com slash Just Trish
I really feel like it's popping over there.
I feel like we really give our all.
We do a bonus episode where that's, again,
where I feel a little hallucinated
and I feel like it's a little loopy-dupy there.
And it's just really great.
What did we put up this week?
Did we put up something?
We did.
Did we?
Yeah.
Wait, what?
I don't know if you want to say it here.
It's too controversial.
Oh.
Okay, so go.
Yes.
We cannot actually.
We cannot say it.
Yes, we can't put out the name here.
But check it out.
Yes, you're right.
That one truly, that one truly is like,
cannot put that on.
YouTube. So did you know? You saw it? I get notifications. So yeah. Okay. So it was that was wild.
Yes. That was a wild. Back to our roots as we said reacting to some drama, some tea. Serious stuff though.
Yeah. And stuff that we just can't bring to the to the main episode. Yeah. Yeah. It really is.
Yes. Yes. Yes. For lots of reasons. Fear for everyone's well-being. Yes. It was always try to look at things with rose-colored glasses.
try to give some helpfulness, but that one, yeah,
that was a tough one.
That was a tough watch.
So I do love a React video.
I still want to do React videos.
I think it's so fun.
And I can only do them with you,
mainly because you know how to edit them,
and I do not.
I have no idea.
Mosz, like, we could just do React videos
that are like reacting to like Moses' old videos.
And so I was just like, I don't know how you even do.
How you record, how you line them up together?
I'm like, I have no idea.
Although we could do an acting challenge together
if we ever need to do stock up ones.
We could do a little.
We have the green screen there.
That would be funny.
Your green screen has been there for a long time
if you ever want it back.
Is that yours?
I've left my green screen era in the past.
What?
Why?
Yeah.
I don't really stream that much anymore.
But even when I was streaming,
I just was using my normal background.
You're not streaming anymore.
Yeah.
And I feel like my acting tease would be like here.
I feel like...
We should do it again?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I could do a Christmas acting skit too.
There's so many options.
There's so many options.
And I'm really going to...
I really even started scheduling the days,
like trying to find little time plots to get them in
in between my book tour and Trishmas.
So I'm like, we're really going to be dedicated.
So just Trish team, lock in.
I'm very excited.
Jimmy getting his first wetzel-puzzle,
even though his name's Wetzels
and he's never had it, which is my favorite thing.
I post-made it all the time.
Other than that, happy birthday.
We should start at the top of the show.
Oh, my gosh.
Happy birthday.
I'm sending your birthday gift tomorrow,
which is today, which is like you're watching it today.
We're filming it tomorrow.
The 14th.
I'm going to remember the 14th because that's also Malibu's is the 14th.
So I will never forget the 14th.
That's very exciting.
Cancer Baby.
You feeling it?
I'm feeling it.
Cancer season, kicking my ass, for sure.
Wait, really?
All of a sudden, in the past few days, I've been so emotional.
Not like a bad emotional, just like everything's kind of making me cry.
Like, I was watching Love Island.
Mind you, I've only watched the first episode and then the finale.
Same.
But I was bawling my eyes out watching Love Island.
I was like, love wins, love wins.
Love Island.
Wake up, yes.
Same.
I love it so much, I was like, let me just watch the finale because, like, everyone's watching that and talking about it, whatever.
Loved it.
wish they would have asked me to be part of the little celebrity montage.
But I can do it now.
Everyone, you guys, is in that damn celebrity montage.
Like, anybody they could possibly get.
I know.
Like, Alex Warren.
Right.
Wasn't he in there, too?
Or did I miss it?
I might have mixed up the white guys.
I saw, like, Lani, Lizzo, Demi, um, Drewski.
I saw, yeah.
Was Alice Warren?
I thought, I could be mixing up the white guys, but, yeah, I might be.
I don't know.
I don't know what Alex Warren looks like.
He's everywhere, so I think, yeah.
That would be so funny.
Okay.
But they were all gagged.
All the Islanders were definitely gagged
by everybody who'd come on.
Like, oh, no way.
I mean, I was there to say Sierra.
I mean, they didn't have some gaggy ones.
I'm not going to lie.
That was pretty cool.
Sombor was crazy.
I was kind of like, okay.
I also love Samba being like,
love that you guys use my music this season.
I love hearing it.
As a fair of control of the audio section.
Right.
Like, yes.
Here's my tape to the Islanders.
I love you.
Love Island.
You guys are so great.
So wonderful.
You're going to stay together forever.
If you ever want to come on, Jess Trish,
it is the best podcast.
May you have a life full of love and please get married soon so I can officiate because I'm obsessed with weddings and if you're gonna have a baby
Might I add the name Trish to the list. Okay, thanks love you guys
I feel like I would have crushed one of those videos I was very sad they didn't ask me they didn't ask me
I was surprised I'm a big love Island fan and really because how many episodes have you walked two out of like three but I keep up I know the names
I know I know a lot of it seems short the season I think there's like almost 50 episodes right I
No, no, no.
50.
Really?
I feel like you just started June.
But it is on six times a week.
So those episodes really add up.
A lot of hours, 30 plus hours of Love Island.
Oh, yeah, that's true, I guess.
But it seems like only like a month or something.
I know.
Everyone's like, wow, what a great summer of Love Island.
Trinity had an amazing summer.
She got a man.
She has two million followers.
And I'm like, damn, summer really be coming and going.
Now that Love Island's over, it does feel like, wow, the sunset is setting.
Yeah.
You're right.
It's like Halloween.
Like everything just starts coming into play.
It's crazy.
I guess your birthday's kind of the end of summer.
Yes, he is.
It's really coming upon us.
That's why again, I was like so sensitive watching Love Island.
So you were happy.
Brinidad.
Love, Brinidad.
I've been keeping up, but.
He, the pre part of Brindy,
Bryce.
And you wonder why you weren't asked.
Well, I'm not good with names, but he's Nepo friend, right?
Like he's friends with all the glee people.
Yes, Bryce has been friends with Kevin McKeal
Chris Cole for a degree. Not fair. Because like Kevin
McHale's posting stories about you, of course they're going to
vote. Like you know what I mean? Like, I mean also
to Bryce's defense,
the men are pretty
diabolical this season. So like
I think there was no way
that he was going to lose. Also Bryce and Trinity
have been coupled up since like episode one.
Like they have been together
no question if they would ever make it
the whole entire season. So
I think there was no way in hell
they were going to lose. I think
the percentage was like 58% they won.
I think that was a voting percentile.
Oh my gosh.
Which is crazy, but deserves.
So, yeah, that's...
Oh, my gosh.
So, like, the other people were all split.
The other 50% was all split
between the other couples.
The second-place couple was Carl and Anaya,
and they're the other couple that, like,
they were paired later on in the season,
and Carl is so sweet.
Carl is, like, so wholesome, so hot.
He's so fine.
Wait, how do you know he's wholesome if you only watch two episodes?
Because I keep up.
Oh, okay, you know the whole...
What is his listening is?
Like, why is he so great?
I think because, because,
he like wears his heart in his sleeve he is like very hot but also like very transparent
about his feelings he doesn't play games and he's like very respectful of anaya and she was paired
coupled up with like a dubious man before him and he kind of like the whole time they've
been coupled up he makes her feel like secure me i'm about to cry talking about carlin and i
he makes her feel secure um tells her how he feels
but doesn't like pressure her to say something.
Like he kind of guides the conversation and like lets her know like, yeah, like I really do care for you.
I want it to be like us, but like no pressure, you know, like don't feel obligated, whatever.
And he just makes her feel like silly and goofy.
They're so cute together and he's so fine.
I don't know if I can stress that enough.
Anaya, I'm sorry, girl.
Is he?
I didn't see him.
He is so fine.
And the gays love him.
So, I mean, that's kind of the best when you have a man that like all the gay fans are going to be thirsty for.
I feel like that's good.
That means you really got a winner.
Once the gay is on board, you win.
Yeah, exactly.
I guess they didn't know.
Runner up, but like Nicolandria were runners up too.
And.
Were they?
Yes.
Who won their season?
Who won their season?
Amaya Papaya.
She was the winner last season.
So there is honor in being a runner up.
Wow.
Leah Ketab and Miguel, they were runners up two years ago.
And Leah, a superstar.
So being a runner up.
What's Leah do?
She is the queen of Calabasis.
Okay.
She's everywhere.
She's a fashion show.
She has a special show.
Yeah, she's a spokesperson.
I think she just launched a fragrance like a week ago.
Oh my gosh.
Yeah.
I didn't get on Love Island.
I really feel like that's the ticket to Brandeels.
Yeah, because like literally they get out and I mean, if you're not a loser, you have a lot of followers.
I think Caleb, he was one of the islanders.
Everyone was clocking him saying he was like kind of boring.
Didn't really bring nothing, but he got a million followers, Trinity who won.
She has two million.
I am personally in love with Jen.
she
when did she get eliminated
last week I think
and she was the one that just had a lot of bad luck
with guys this one guy
gal he is a
no Gall
he owns a coffee shop in Venice
in Venice Beach and he was like
just a D bag to
Jen in the villa and even like
the baristas that work at his coffee shop
were making TikToks making fun of him the whole season
because like he was that much of a D bag
what did he do? What was he just? What was he
He was just like kind of like manipulative and then he would like flip the narrative to make Jen be like the crazy one even though like she was perfectly like fine and normal
Jen is the blonde with the crazy eyes? No, that's Kenzie.
Oh, okay. Because I thought she was gonna be on her daddy.
Okay.
Um, she has like a beauty mark right above her lip.
She just had the viral photo shoots where she did a it was like a man child theme like she was getting her lick back at gal.
She like threw a coffee in his face and was he on the photo shoot with her?
Mm-hmm.
That's why I like them because they've really really.
made it their brand of like
she's getting her lick back and gals like taking it.
He's like letting everyone make fun of him.
He like knows he was debauchress.
He's reposting like, oh my family is only caring about me now
because they want to get with Caleb.
Oh, that's so good.
Okay.
Yeah.
So I like them because their branding is like so fierce
because like he's just letting everyone make fun of them.
They should.
I feel like that is how you can redeem being an assholes
if you do like a humiliation ritual.
Yeah.
Period.
It's so true.
Let us throw tomatoes at you.
And then we'll still.
see if we like him
now I'm like,
damn,
do I go to Sabah
at Venice Beach?
Like,
I kind of want you.
We should do coffee stops.
Emma Chamberlain.
Oh my God.
Yes.
I feel like there's other really
good coffee places.
We should just go all the hot community goods.
He also did like a dunk tank for charity
where like anyone who had like gripes with him and was annoyed with him can come like
dunk him.
Why do I love him?
I know.
I love him.
And he's like a blonde surfer.
Like really not into my type.
And I'm like,
wait.
Not seeing him and Jen and how like Jen
makes fun of him and it's like funny and endearing.
I'm like, hold on. Why do I kind of like love you?
Dead talk needs to take notes.
All those diabolical men should have really besides what are you don't get any redemption.
But everyone else should have definitely like leaned into that more and said they just
trying to like delve down.
Yeah.
Just let people make fun of you.
Yes.
And be in on the joke and then we love.
We live for it.
Oh my God.
Okay.
We're not together though.
Not together just friends.
Okay.
Um, but she's having fun.
And she's like she texts him hate comments.
Like all the comments making fun of them.
She texts him her favorite that make her laugh.
And he just, he posted him in TikTok.
He's like, he loves it.
Okay, that's good.
Because, like, people, that is, like, such a powerful thing, right?
It's, like, then people can't, like, use it against you.
Obviously, like, he wasn't getting bullied.
Obviously, he was an asshole.
That's, like, a totally different thing.
But I do love that he's, like, able to do it.
Because, like, he's right.
Like, the comments are just going to eat them alive if he tries to be, like, hot and cool and stuff.
It's like, no one will see that.
We want to see you look like a dog.
And have a sense of humor about it.
And know why people are mad at you.
Yeah.
And accountability.
He knows he was a V-Bag.
Learn it, yes.
Has anyone come from Love Island, like on Dancing with the Stars or, like, become famous after?
So funny that you say that because you got cheated on, I fear, sister.
Me?
Oh, no.
Guess who is up in Kenzie's comments saying,
The Mirror Ball is calling your name Kenzie?
Moses.
Ezra Sosa.
Oh, my God, you say I'm getting cheated on.
I was like, who's Coosy commenting on?
Your gay is cheating on.
Oh, well, that's even worse.
That's worse.
Ezra!
Azra is like a band in the Trish Dancing with the Stars campaign,
and he's trying to get Kenzie from Love Island on Dancing with the Stars.
I know.
I know.
In all fairness, he tries to get everybody on Dancing with the Stars.
I think I've seen him try at least like five different people and be like, we need her.
There was an Olympian.
He wanted on this.
He's like, I feel like, fair enough, fair enough.
Well, I guess just because of Love Island.
Which one is it?
Which girl from Love Island?
Kenzie, she was the one who was a little nutty.
The blonde who's a little nutty, and she does the splits on the ground.
Yeah, okay.
The clam slam.
Well, he probably saw the splits and he saw the potential.
Well, I too can clam slam.
I can clam slam.
Okay, wait, well, I can clam slam.
Let me clam, slam.
Let me get these off.
Hold on.
Let me readjust my pumpkin here.
I'm going to show you a clam slam.
Dina Katz, Ezra Sosa.
I can do this.
No, I'm just excited.
Oh, wait, you really can.
Is this clam slam?
Yeah.
I think that counts.
I mean, I got to, like, I don't know if I can get my leg up here.
If it was, like, flat, I could do it.
I think you could, yeah.
I might maybe just, yeah.
That's impressive.
I used to be able to, like, hold my leg up, but I don't know if I could do that anymore.
This camera.
Okay.
Woo!
I can claim slam.
I'm just not in the right position for it, but I can.
Challenge accepted.
We'll see who gets casted.
What's her name?
Kenzie.
Kenzie.
Mm-hmm.
Oh, yeah, because I do have crazy eyes.
I too have crazy eyes.
I'll be happy for her.
You know, no guarantee that she'd get Ezra.
I would only do with Ezra.
Like, if I got cast, I'm like, yes.
And then they'd help me up, I'd be like, absolutely not.
If there was anyone else, I would absolutely quit right away.
So maybe she can, she's single, right?
She is kind of with Dylan, who she left the villa with.
So single-ish, I guess.
I don't know how official they are.
So she needs, like, one of those hot dancing pros that are straight.
That way she can date them like a glub.
Honestly, yeah, too, because she in the villa was the one who wanted to explore as many
connections as possible.
And it was a season where everyone was kind of coupled up pretty quickly.
But she wanted to explore those connections.
And she was hated for it sometimes.
But, you know, that's the name of the game.
That's the name of the game.
They're all there to be famous and to just, you know, hook up with people.
Right?
Like, no one's, like, trying to find true love there.
Who's found true love there?
Well, Leah is still with Miguel.
Nickelandria are still together.
Wow.
That's to be debated, though.
I think Brinity, Trinity and Bryce,
I really think they're the real deal.
They seem so in love.
Bryce is like,
I'm very skeptical of a man,
especially like a former model,
but he just seems so sweet.
Like he has never once wavered his love for Trinity.
He was the first one to say,
I love you,
never, like, looked at another girl.
Even when he won, like,
and Ariana Maddox, like,
doing the interview,
like, he never took his eyes off of Trinity.
Like, he was just looking at her with so much,
like, there was a sparkle in his eyes
as he was, like, looking at her.
And I'm like,
this is the most beautiful couple I have ever seen.
Oh my gosh.
I love them together.
And also, like, Carl and Anaya, like, their parents are obsessed with them together, too.
Wow.
They're very sweet.
They got, like, for some reason, the final four couples, you saw all their dates, right?
Yes, yes, I did.
Their date randomly having, like, budget.
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Or at least make the competition a little bit more stiff
because I feel like everyone knew that Brunity was going to win.
Yeah.
So maybe to make it a little like, ooh, who could take it?
Like, let's really set up Carlin and I am.
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So I know what he don't like the last couple standing.
Melanie and sincere.
Sincere is the one that everyone makes fun of them,
calls him like,
they call him insincere.
Like,
you know,
there's a lot of puns on the name because he's very dubious and devious,
lies to everybody.
Gaslight King,
manipulation king.
I know I do too.
It's just ironic that like,
if you're name sincere,
then you're lying and manipulating everyone in there,
like.
But I kind of love an ironic name.
Like,
what if Aquaman,
like,
never wants to swim.
Yeah,
you know what I mean?
I kind of like that.
I don't know.
I just think of like, Malbu Barbie was like, you know, tomboy.
You know, I was like, I don't know.
There's something kind of cute about it.
It's funny, I suppose.
Yeah, I guess I didn't watch the season, so I don't know how.
I thought he was okay in the finale.
He was pretty deplorable.
Yeah, he just lied, even to the guys.
Like, he would lie just to everybody and, like, just change the story and then, like, make
everyone seem, like, nuts and crazy.
But, like, you were the one lying and switching up and changing the narrative.
Maybe he thought he was on traitors.
So him, Zach, who was with Keda, he was the one that gives a little bice.
sexual teas.
What happened with that?
He,
funny enough,
and so after they crowned
Brinity as the winners,
there was like a split second.
He, like,
is hugging Trinity congratulating her.
And he goes,
can I go kiss Bryce now?
And she goes, no.
Okay,
so he was still feeling it.
I think he was still trying to like see
if he could get away with playing it up.
I don't know.
Jury is not out.
Zach said that he could love Keda
or could say that he loves Kada at some point.
Love is crazy.
Oh, we'll see.
Do you think they, like, love each other after a month?
I believe some.
Some I do believe.
I believe Brinidad.
I do not believe the other two whatsoever.
But, yeah.
It's interesting, though, because everyone hates sincere so much that, like, brands are offering Melanie, like, brand deals if she dumps him.
Oh, my gosh.
That's how much they hate sincere.
She would be at Arby's, Chili's, Dunkin.
She would be doing all those, you know, because.
Raising games.
Yes.
Oh, she would be like, who was that?
Someone did that.
There was a girl, oh, I think it was from Summer House that did one with Ariana Maddox.
I think it was like a sonic commercial.
And it was like they both were like, right?
Because one of them got like cheated on by.
I think it was Sierra.
I think it was Sierra.
Yeah.
And I think they did that.
I think they love a little like breakup moment.
Yeah.
That is the way she go.
The girl power of it all.
Yeah.
Dumping a loser.
Who was the one?
Did you see the Chili's ad with one of the bombshells?
No.
She might have been eliminated, but she was doing the new bombshell margarita.
Oh, that's great.
Yeah, it was really good.
She's like, they're only $6.
I don't know if she was like, I didn't watch a season,
so I'm not really familiar with any of them,
but I did love that they were so on top of it?
I was like, did she just get out of the villa
and get a Chili's brand deal right away and love that happen.
I know, I'm trying to see.
Are you on the Chili's page on Instagram?
Yeah.
They just posted one.
Is it not like the top one?
Yeah, I did.
I'm just saying it's all, previous.
Yes, it's a previous season.
Because Charlie's in here.
Oh, they just reposted it.
Yeah.
No, it's like, it's new, but it's,
It's older Islanders, not from this season.
Oh, okay.
Well, they could have been quicker with this.
But I love that.
I love it.
I guess that's the point of Love Island, right?
You come off and you get a Brandeale.
Was Rob, Trader Rob from Love Island?
So he got a Sonic one.
He was like in Mac Cosmetics one.
He's everywhere, yeah.
So I have a feeling the liar on this show is probably trying to be like a Rob,
trying to get on Traders next to get the stars.
That seems like the pipeline, right?
Oh, him on Traders.
Kind of Tea, actually.
Sincere?
Yeah, sincere.
Yeah, sincere on Traders.
I feel like that's what he was trying to do.
You don't want to try to be a little.
diabolical you're like well this isn't going to work out for me so let me try to just hop on a different
show yeah i think a lot of the people a lot of the bombshells hope a lot of the islanders hope once
they leave like you know they're curious about their follower or the follower account for real yeah yeah
of course i think now people can like read through it though really easily like i think it's kind
of obvious if you're no pun intended insincere about you know why you're going on the show a lot of them
are like former actors or models or whatever, but yeah.
That kind of makes sense because you have to be hot to be.
Of course.
Yeah.
So, yeah.
They do an ego season.
They honestly should.
Like average.
Or they're ones.
I've all a couple TikTokers that are like, I am not attractive and I've never had a boyfriend.
I follow a lot of people like that that are just like not conventionally attractive and they say it.
So I'm not saying it.
They're saying it.
And they always will be like, I'm 38.
I'm conventionally not attractive and I've never had a boyfriend.
And here are things that I'm living by.
There's like a few TikTokers that that's their whole brand.
You know what they should do?
They should do that.
for winter in the winter because, you know,
we, fatties, we let's be covered up.
Like, we want to have a big oversized jacket.
A little pumpkin in front of us.
Like a big flannel, you know.
So winter should be the uggos and fatties and stuff.
Oh my gosh.
And then keep the skins and the ripped and the chisel for summer.
Not very body positivity, but we love that.
I like that way you're thinking, though,
to help them to feel more comfortable.
I agree.
And there's so many of those TikTokers, guys and girls.
And I'm like, well, why don't you all get on an island
and date each other?
Because none of them had a boyfriend,
none of them had kisses at 4,
and I'm like, and that's fine.
I think that's fine.
I always tell them.
I'm a lay bloomer too,
but I think they need a show for them.
But shout out to all the Love Islanders.
Congrats to Brindy.
You're my favorite Love Island humble,
and I hope you get all the brand deals,
Tinder and Ollie Pop and all of them.
And I want to be friends with the Glee cast.
Like, how come you're friends with Bryce and us, Chris Colfer?
Oh, Chris Colfer, too.
Who's the other one?
Kevin McHale.
But Darren, Chris, Chris.
Chris, I saw too.
He was on a party bus.
I didn't know Chris Colfer.
Oh, my God.
Chris Colfer posted.
Congratulations to Bryce.
Kevin McHale posted.
How does he know them?
Chris Colfer said that they've known each other for like 10 years or something.
I mean, he did.
Bryce used to be like the Tumblr, Ait Boy model.
Oh, I see.
I see.
I just a little bit older.
Bryce is 30.
So it's weird for Love Island.
That's like old.
That was shocked when I found out.
Yeah.
Like, whoa, oldy.
Yeah.
I think 30 might be the cutoff for that.
That's a little too old to be on Love Island.
but
good for him.
He looks good,
I guess.
Yeah, he's a
cutie.
He's not
friends with
Matthew Morrison though.
Well,
maybe that's a good thing.
But the green flag.
I am just on,
I am just on
Matthew Morrison TikTok
and I am
I'm just,
I just think he's just
such a good entertainer.
I just really love him.
Some red flag,
but no,
but he's,
he's like a performer.
I don't know.
Well,
well,
you didn't,
you pivoted from your birthday
but half birthday.
You go to Magianos tonight
in Orange County,
Newport.
That's quite a commute.
Although,
I'm,
try not to pivot again, but I've been hyper-fixated on Aspen Ovar, who's on the secret lives of Mormon Wives, Orange County.
You hate talking about your birthday?
I know.
I'm not even meaning to, but I just thought, like, I could do a double.
Like, if I went to Orange County for Maggiano's, I would like to go with Aspen Ovar.
She didn't even ask about Oscar's birthday, and I'm like, I care deeply about it, but you care, you don't.
A lot of my head right now, yeah.
Okay, no, I love this.
I love, she's back.
She's back with her man.
Aspen Ovar.
Yeah, did you see a picture?
Yes.
So I've been going deep all of a sudden I've been getting Aspen Ovard like TikTok tea on her and I'm like trying to get into it.
I'm like wow, she's actually quite interesting.
Is she in Orange County?
I know she's on the show.
She is in Orange County.
Yeah.
And a couple of scandalous with her.
Well, one, she posted the boyfriend tag.
She's in a Thruple for contact.
She's in a Thruple.
And she posted a boyfriend tag and the girl and the Thruple her girlfriend is like in the backseat hidden.
and then she's doing the boyfriend tag with Billy, the guy, and the Thruple.
And everyone's like, oh, she, this is so awkward.
Like, she only, like, cares about Billy.
She only wants Billy.
And I'm like, I don't know about that.
Well, can you see the girl behind or she hiding?
She's kind of hidden behind the chair, a la when we film the Joey Grissela video, and I'm behind the chair.
Yeah.
Oh, because you know, like, Johnny Gilbert will be in the back when you see him.
She's, like, blocked.
Like, you really don't see her.
Oh, that is a.
So.
So, but she, but Aspen is more, well, she originally got into this double because she connected with, um, Bree, the girl in the throuble.
This is so hard to explain, but, um, she connected with Bree first.
And she's been adamant that like she does not want to be with another man.
Like she knew that she wanted to be specifically with a girl after she got divorced.
Well, she said that she was with her ex-husband Parker for eight years.
They got divorced.
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experiment sexually like she knew that she had an attraction to women she was trying to figure out to
what extent that was. She, the first woman that ever, she ever, she went on a date with one woman
previously, but the first woman that she ever, like, was intimate with was this girl, Bree, and they've
been together for like a year and a half. She said they are initially connected because she was in an
open marriage. Bree was in an open marriage, and she reached out to Aspen because she thought she was
cute, and they wanted, she wanted to hook up with her. And then they ended up connecting,
and then she got introduced to Billy, the husband. Then they became a thruple. And, uh, yeah, she said that if,
the only man that she's attracted to is Billy
if she breaks up from the Thruple, like she
will not be with another man.
But she said that before, right?
And that's with Billy.
So until you meet the next Billy,
and they're like, only you am attracted to.
It is kind of because also like,
I don't really go here.
I'm just learning all this now.
I used to watch Aspen over back in the day
when she was like a lifestyle girlie pre the kids and stuff.
But, um, yeah.
So her ex-husband Parker,
that was her first boyfriend who then became
her husband. That was the only guy that she's been with.
Oh. And then she got out of
her marriage and then the first
girl that she's with is Bree.
And she's already like, you know, this is
the one. Like I'm in love, blah, blah. So some people
have clocked that but like, well, she's
only been with like one man and then one woman.
Yeah. So she just doesn't know, which is fine
because she doesn't have the experience. She's not experiencing
yet the world. Yeah. Yeah. The flavors
of life. It's, it is interesting.
But I do love that she falls in love with
everybody that she dates. Which is a
very queer, like, stereotype.
Yeah. And she acknowledges that too. She's like, yeah, that's like a very like gay, like a lesbian trope.
Stereotype is that like lesbians move really quick.
I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. She, I'm gay. And I love it so much.
I love it too. And I just was listening to a podcast of her with, I think it's called Becca Moore for the girls.
Oh, yes. I am. Yeah.
I was listening to it. She, the way that she talks about like her sexuality and then like being in the Threpo was so interesting.
I think because I literally have like no idea about it.
Yeah.
And it does sound so unconventional that like, I don't know.
It opens my mind and eyes.
I'm like, oh, that's actually quite interesting, the way that she talks about it.
Because she describes that she has like a relationship with Bree, a relationship with Billy,
and then they have relationship together as well.
Oh.
So, yeah.
Oh, that's interesting.
Yeah.
Oh, that's difficult.
Two relationships at one time is very difficult.
I know.
And they live separate.
They live close, but like they live,
Bree and Billy live together, and then she has her own house
and then with her kids and stuff too.
I mean, because it's like a new relationship, two new relationships.
The kids have to get used to one step parent, not than two step parents.
Yeah.
It's going to, I mean, any adjustment.
They've been together a year and a half so far.
Oh, yeah.
Well, damn, that went fast.
I know.
Oh, I wonder what's going to happen.
It is interesting.
She shares a lot, damn.
I know.
I do love people who share a lot.
I'm also like, damn, maybe you're sharing too much, but I love it.
Like, as a consumer, but damn, sometimes you're like, well, this is a lot.
Because, like, what if the relationship doesn't last?
You know what I mean?
Like...
She's so public that I assume that they were together, like, a long time already.
Yeah.
Because a year and a half is, yes, a long time, but also in the grand scheme of things not.
Yeah, yeah, if you're already...
So public.
Yeah.
Yeah, and for the Secret Lives and Mormon Wives of Orange County, like, she obviously has them in the show.
They're a big part of her story in the show.
So then they've become more public on social media because they weren't really on it before.
Oh, no.
It's like a odd good idea either.
I feel like once you're on TV, then it's like this weird TV relationship.
And are you together with me because I'm on a TV show or is that why we're staying together?
Like it's very, I don't want to say messy.
It's very unconventional though.
I will say that.
Like it's hard for a lot of people to wrap their minds around.
And a lot of people think like, oh, she must like one more than the other or someone has ulterior motives or like those poor kids.
How are she going to explain this to the kids?
Yeah.
I think it's like not fair, but like that is the world.
Like I wish, like, that's a problem.
It's like, because it's unconventional.
People are going to be so judgmental.
And yeah, you bring the kids involved only because that's how people are.
There's one I watch on that million-dollar nanny.
I watched a little bit with that Moses He hates that show.
But I watch a little bit.
And there's these three dads that are on so many reality shows.
And I like them.
I know one's name is Moke.
Another one's name Mike.
And then there's like Daddy Moke, Daddy Mike and like Daddy Tom or something.
There's like three dads.
And Daddy Mike and Daddy Tom were together.
But then now Daddy Mike and Daddy Moeck,
together and they have two kids from Daddy Tom and Daddy Mike's but Daddy Moke makes like the
breakfast anyways they're like three dads like living together they're on the million dollar
and anyone and I really like them I really like them the comments are like so mean because they
have kids that are like seven and eight and their kids are like great their kids are like on all the
shows with them and stuff like that you know but people love to just like judge what they don't
know obviously because they're like how can how can you still be with the ex obviously he's
co-parenting how can you be with the ex but have the new guy in here and seven and the ex is old
moke is young and hot and and then you know it's fine but then it's like people are like
like, but the kids, like the kids, everyone's worried about the kids.
In my opinion, I'm like, well, they have three dads.
They're going to get, like, more love.
I feel like the more people around the better.
But people have to be assholes.
And their comments are like, especially because the million-dollar nanny show,
because that show's a mess on its own.
And it has nothing to do with Daddy, Mike, Daddy Moke and Daddy Tom.
It's like, literally the nannies are like the worst part.
We just met someone that knows someone else on the show, too.
That's like a family on the show.
I'm like, what?
Anyways, it's the nannies.
The nannies are crazy.
The nannies are like, I slept with the dad in my last job.
I was like, who's how going to hire you?
Like, you're still with Zane.
That's who.
Zane's like ex-assistant on the show is like one of the nannies.
Jane Hajazis?
Yes.
He's like, my assistant quit to go be a million-dollar nanny.
I was trying to figure out who like the connection was or whatever like that.
And they were like watching her on the show and she was like the drunkest even though she's like the leader of the group that you watch 15 minutes of the leader was the one.
Yes.
She was the one.
I was like, I slept with the dad of my last family.
I was like, I think she was a Kardashian Annie.
I think she was a name for Courtney.
But was she an assistant to to Zane.
Yeah.
For like a year and a half.
And he was like, I guess she was a good one
because he was like sad that she left.
And then they were trying to like watch it.
I don't know where I saw this.
Am I a member of Patreon?
I don't know.
I do love them.
But yeah, it's a mess of a show.
But the show is messy.
But then everyone gets,
they hate on this like family who's literally just there.
And then they get mad when they want to have like a nanny.
And I'm like, well, they're trying to have another person out about.
Like, I don't know.
People are, people just love to judge.
I thought it was a really cute situation.
So I was like, I'm going to read the comments.
And then you're like, oh, people are awful.
They love to destroy something.
And that's why I fear back to Aspen is the same thing,
especially because mom talk, what is it?
No, what is it called?
Mormon wives of O.C.
I feel like it's already just, I'm down to watch it.
I feel like people already are just loving to hate on it.
Obviously, the Bobby, all tough of it all,
which I love her too.
I'm like a new fan of Bobby.
I just feel like people are already,
is there like Lebrant sister, one of the sister-in-law,
the Lebrants, or am I just making that out?
Probably.
Okay.
Lots of blonde people.
Lots of blonde.
I'm scared for us learning their names, but.
It's definitely going to be like Macy, Milky,
miles there's gonna be so many of them
and I fear Aspen is in there
because Aspen's in that group that I'm so not
familiar with but I'm getting more it's like the Avery Woods
the Aspen Ovar that like those lifestyle
girlies that I'm just like I don't know it was a different
It wasn't Remy and Alicia so I like there's like another
side of lifestyle girlies that were like into neutrals and stuff
and Stanley Cups and I'm not on that
And I guess younger too younger than me
So I fear it's like a little
too much but who am I to say
that really? She does say that
she, the way that she, like, told her kids about it, like, she, they go to, like, a child therapist,
and the way that they introduce it is, like, with the, their, the kids therapist.
So I thought that was interesting, too.
Like, you know, it was important for me to have, like, a professional, be able to, like,
explain this in a way that, like, makes sense to kids.
So I thought that was really interesting, too.
Yeah, like, her kids know about her relationship, and then they were introduced via the, their
therapist, which I thought was amazing to.
Oh, they met, they met the couple.
the thruple.
Yeah.
And how to go?
I guess, wow.
She doesn't talk about her kids too much and she doesn't show their faces and stuff.
So it is kind of interesting because it's like she is such an open book, but then the kids are very private even though she talks about, you know, being a mom.
So yeah, she's very interesting to me.
I just was all of a sudden, I keep getting dropped off in random like places and TikTok and random dramas and scandals and opinions.
Me too.
I go down the rabbit hole.
I'm like, this is so fascinating.
I need to start writing down.
I get dropped into the middle of so many,
and I just like it so obsessed.
And then it drops me to like the original video.
And I was like, oh, this is what we're not.
God, I can't remember.
I need to start writing these down
because there's so many nichey ones that I find.
And I'm like, oh, damn.
I do get the side of it sometimes.
I get a little bit.
Yeah.
The Aspenovards.
So what was her kissing her ex?
Oh, yeah.
And that was the other escondolo that she experienced lately, too.
She posted a carousel on Instagram,
and one of the photos in the carousyel was her kissing her ex-husband Parker.
And it was like a family photo on the beach with like all her kids.
And they're like lip kissing.
Yeah, like lip kissing.
Um, and it's weird because they also have like a very dicey relationship now.
She says that like you'll see it in secret lies and Mormon wives OC.
They need a better name.
Anyway.
Oh, too long.
It's so long.
What is SLOM W?
Slomwalk.
Slomwalk.
Oh my God.
O C.
No.
I hate it.
No.
No.
Nope.
Nope.
She said her arc in slum walk.
You'll see Parker kind of.
struggle with coming to terms with her being in the throuple.
He's in it?
Yeah, I guess the call parenting.
Like, he's not very accepting of her relationship.
So.
I feel like it's a little like for the plot.
I don't know if this is real because like,
think of like a Tate, right, Taylor Frankie Paul's first husband.
Like he's not in secret lives.
I'm sure if I'm all of a sudden joining a thruple and introducing my kids to my new
thruple, which you know, whatever.
I don't know if Moses is going to be down to be on that.
reality show. Be like, oh, we're about to film a reality show. When I'm beyond, would you?
Maybe. I don't know. It's depending what the angle of a show. If I'm on Real Housewives at Beverly
Hills and we broke up and I'm in a new thruple. I'm with Moke and Mike. Daddy Mok and Daddy. Are you
going to come on? Wait, this scenario is very, very, very. You know I'm only going to get a
Ripple if it's two gay dads. I'm going to be in the lavender marriage times too. Well, at that
point that means I'm single and I better come on and do what? Find my.
Oh, you want to date a housewife?
Are you real housewives?
Okay.
Okay, so he's down, so I was wrong.
I was thinking, like, okay, there's no way that her ex-husband would want to be a part
of this show if it was real.
But maybe.
All right.
Okay, I'll put it the other way.
If you went on a thruple and you were on a show, I'd be like, absolutely not.
I'm going to be a part of that mess.
I'm not going to look like a bozo, the clown.
You know what I mean?
Like, it would be the opposite.
But anyways, maybe.
I'll be Mosy, the clown.
Okay.
Daddy, Rosie.
I like it.
I like it.
I used to call Mozy when we first met
that's cute.
I liked it.
I was like Mozy.
He's like hate it.
Moes hates that.
I love it.
I love Mozy.
Too many nicknames growing up.
It used to be in my phone.
It was Mozy.
I thought it was cute.
All right.
Well,
I'm seeing it for the show.
Me too.
People thought that either she posted it for the show,
like to make some drama for the show
because they're wrapping up.
filming or I think they just finished wrapping
so maybe it was like the end of filming for them
or she posted it and then production
made her delete it so the hypotheses
are either way either she posted it because
the show or she deleted it because of the show
who knows I guess it is
kind of confusing I don't know I'd be confused
as a kid I mean you're a child of divorce
but it might be kind of weird to for what part
like if like your parents are separated
you already are processed all of that
but then they're like together kissing yes
well I didn't even think about that part of it you're actually so
right honestly I guess as a kid
you're probably like love this, but then I guess if you know
her new relationship, then you're probably
like, well, what's
happening? Are we on a, are we
polymary? Polyamory?
Polymary. Polymary. Polymary.
Polygamous?
Yeah. Polygamous?
Polygamous?
Polygamy versus bolliamary.
Yeah, polyamorous.
Is it polygamy something with religion?
No, I think it's like when you marry.
Oh, T, T, T. Pollyamory.
What religion am I thinking of?
Polygamy.
Uh, Mormons.
I don't know.
Pligamy.
Oh, what's the one I was,
Wiccan, no, what,
paganism.
That's what you're thinking out.
I love the pagans, the original religion, really.
All about nature, smoke, air.
I want to be on secret lives of pagan wives.
I would be so good on that.
Because you know there's so many, like, women around here
that are into light witchiness, you know,
they're into like.
But I feel like that's a spin-off from your tavern show.
First you have your tavern show.
Yeah, all right.
You meet more.
pagan wives. I love it. You meet more of them. I mean a lot of like whimsy mythical.
Remember like the girl we went on the boat with? She's like, I'm a little witchy.
I'm like me too. But light witch. Everyone's always like, but light on the witchy.
I was like saying we're a little. I got a shirt for the tavern.
Oh, you want to be in it? Where is it? It's getting steamed.
Okay, I can't wait. I didn't know that. That's a surprise to me. We'll do it today.
Now that I know there's a show. Yeah. The Secret Life of Pagan Wives. All right. Can't wait to see it.
Well, act out our scenario on there.
We're looking something up or no?
I was trying to find what religion I was thinking of.
I think you're right.
I think I was thinking of paganism.
Because it's PG-D in there, P&G.
I think, yes, I think it's confusing.
But I never want to judge.
Never?
Well, I'm always judging, but who am I to judge, I should say?
Am I judging?
Yes. Should I be judging?
No.
Only God can judge us.
And the Mormon wise would agree with that, I'm sure.
But we are a talk show and we are here to talk.
So I would say it's a little confusing.
There was one.
God, there was a couple, like a celebrity couple.
I can't think now.
I don't know.
But like I feel like I can confidently say if anything happened between us, I cannot date.
I think I've just had so much trauma.
Not even just for myself in the dating world.
Step-parent trauma.
I know some people love their step-parents.
I really wish that could be me.
I had like four step dads and other step relationships.
And it's just, maybe I was the problem.
Maybe I was a horrible kid.
I don't know.
Maybe I just hated anyone that weren't my parents.
But valid.
Some kids, you know, some kids just can't deal with that either.
You could probably have like the best step.
My step parents are not the best.
But you probably have the best step parents.
And you can tell a child that's like, you're not my dad.
You know what I mean?
I don't know.
I'm too scared for that.
But men move on quicker.
I don't think you were the problem, though.
Thank you.
No, I definitely wasn't.
Spoiler on my end, I definitely wasn't, but I would assume some.
I don't think I could.
But I think that's just my own trauma.
I don't think I could.
But I guess, you know, I'm okay to be lonely for the rest of my life if anything were to happen between us.
We would be lonely.
We have kids.
Right, that's true.
That's part of our deal, too.
You also can't remarry.
Do you know how people are always like, oh, my wife would, oh, your wife would have wanted you to move on?
Not me.
On the record, several times.
On the record.
Not only until they're like married on their own.
And then I guess you could find a wife in your 80s or something.
Yeah, I think in general, this is my personal opinion is like when you have like any time that you're not getting from me, the kids are going to get from me.
If we're not together.
Yeah.
Like there's no like you don't just bring somebody else into the equation.
Like the kids need even more of my time now.
It's hard because then it's like we wouldn't have my sister or we want to have Oscar.
You know what I mean?
I get the whole, like, you know, creating new families to.
I don't know, whatever.
Do what you want, but don't Moses.
Everyone else do what you want.
The polyamore is like a little crazy girl, but she has to know that, obviously.
She has to know.
I mean, I think if she didn't want the judge.
You know what?
She's the only reason I'm interested in the show right now.
So she's the Taylor Frankie Paul at the moment.
She's getting me gluten and seated for the show.
So you're doing a thing, girl.
They should give you a raise because you're really being messy.
And I love it.
Damn.
I feel like they should do that.
The messier you are.
Like Chloe really carries the Kardashians.
Like I really feel like with her baby daddies and stuff like that, I really feel like if you're the messy one.
Like a scandal bonus.
Yeah.
How many scandals do you bring means you get a bonus?
They really milk the Lamar, the Tristan.
They also should be getting bonuses.
I hope they are.
But like Chloe definitely needs to because she's really just airing her whole life out there.
Well, Kylie, we know nothing about her and Timmy from the show.
So I like it.
I'm seeded for it.
And I feel like kids are fine.
Truly, truly, truly, truly, truly my opinion.
and I think that with all these kids on the child.
I think they're fine.
They have parents that love them.
I think they'll be fine.
And if not, they sound like they're already in therapy, which is great.
I was starting on therapy earlier.
And I think they'll all be fine.
And if not, sometimes the traumatized kids turn out to be amazing quite like myself.
They'll write a book one day.
Yes, they'll write a book and they will thrive.
And, you know, trauma kind of makes you interesting sometimes, you know?
Like, oh, what's your trauma?
Yeah, you have a story to tell for a short one.
But then you're not traumatized and you're very interesting too, so I don't know.
But I'm not interesting.
I talk about people who are interesting.
Yeah, you're smart.
You were not traumatized, so you became, you're just like a really smart, well-educated kid.
And now you have great jobs.
You have like two amazing jobs and more people want you working for them.
So you just succeeded in the right way.
But that's good.
You had that talent, honestly.
And we come together.
Actually, Moses, you aren't really traumatized.
Are you traumatized?
You never talk about it.
He never talks about emotions or trauma.
our child or anything. I'm like, are you okay?
Because I dealt with it and now it's all good.
Okay. You think you're healed.
Yeah, I healed before we had. You had some trauma. Yeah, you had a little trauma. I don't know
if you call trauma. Sometimes she tells me stories. I'm like, that's really sad. Yeah, but I'm
I healed before we met. I think it's important to do it before you enter relationships.
Not all of us are like that. No, but I'm just saying. Some of the relationships heals us.
Right. It takes one. It's like, you know, in the airplane, they say first with oxygen
yourself and then help others. So I can't.
beautiful.
Yeah, that is.
You can't help anyone if you're not in a good place.
I love that.
You did that.
You put the life mask on first.
I love that so much.
See Jake Shane getting ripped?
Yes, I did.
Allo.
Do you see the new Al commercial?
No, I did not.
It was a parody on the, we come to this place for magic.
He did like, we come to this place to get ripped.
Everyone's talking about my body.
I was like, damn, his little fitness makeover really is getting him everywhere.
Yeah, I'm very nervous.
I'm nervous for Jake Shane.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Once you get hot, nobody wants to see a six-packs be funny.
No, and.
No, I'm just kidding.
You look great, Jake.
No, he looks great.
And obviously, I feel like he's doing it for himself.
And I think, you know, I relate to.
I think when you are, when you have been unconventionally attractive for a long time to get, like, traditionally, like, strong and, like, have abs and stuff, like, it is very validating.
But my marketing brain is, like, I already, the gays, I get so many, like, shady gay TikToks being, like, who can.
cares about Jake Shane only like I'm scared to say it because of the the straight women don't play about Jake Shane but he's annoying like they're already turning so then I'm like okay so now you're losing the male audience so his audience right now is like all women so am like so are you getting ripped just for the women because the women don't really care if you're if they don't think I do like you better when you're more attractive
kind of well maybe also because I also was uh am you know I'm not an Alex Earl if you say you know what I mean but I do like like you said when the underdogs get to
to be a little hot because it's a little inspiring.
I'm kind of like, oh, that's going to be me, actually.
I'm going to be on the aloe yacht in Croatia, wherever he was doing that.
Like, it's kind of, it's kind of inspiring.
I think it is for the middle-aged women such as myself.
We're glued to it.
But you're right.
If you lose the gaze, I mean, you really got to keep them.
I'm a little scared.
What's his audience that for a minute?
I think predominantly girls, probably similar to me,
whereas, like, girls, for the most part,
but then, like, you know, you have the gays in there as well,
but the gays are really turning on it.
I think because same with, like, a Chris Olson, like,
you have abs and then also you're too successful like you're friends with too many girls you're
too everywhere you're famous you are successful you have opportunities you have a lot of famous
friends you're getting paparazzi then you have like too much flying too close to the sun i see i see you
right yes um i guess jake i would say tone it down but i like you i think at least having the girl
the girly audience like he'll be fine he'll definitely be okay um just tread lightly
don't get too hot, you know.
Like what?
Like a little...
I think if he got like plastic surgery or something,
then it would be nuts.
Right, right.
Yeah, don't do that.
That's gonna be...
He looks good.
I saw an interview where he was talking about
how he hates being short.
And someone's like, oh, you're not short.
But he's like, I'm 5'3.
God, who was he talking to?
And you could tell he actually really bothered him,
which I was kind of surprised.
And then the comments were like really sweet
because it was all the girly pops being like,
we love a short king and stuff like that.
Gays don't, but yeah.
I think that's what I'm...
Well, God, I know.
Was he talking with?
he must have been talking with a gay guy because it was.
It was very much like, you're not a little or whatever.
And like, oh, no, what you do?
You're with the Shork King.
Me?
And Darien is short, too, but I think traditionally, like.
No, you're not short, but you're with a short person.
Well, I'm considered short, like by other gay scenes.
I swear, what are you?
You're 5'10?
No, no.
Jimmy's like 5.11.
He's taller me.
I'm like 5-7, 5-8.
Wow.
Can you see how tall Daryon is?
He would not say that.
He's 5-5.
Oh, okay.
Well, to me, that's not like short, short.
I don't think that's a short.
I'm considered short and gay standards.
Really?
I'm considered, like, teeny tiny.
And they don't, and gays don't like short guy?
I thought they did.
I mean, traditionally, they like big.
Because it's a big thing now with hetero girls to be,
which they call them short kings.
It's like Abby Herbert.
She's with Josh, who's like a little short king.
And it's kind of like a kind of thing.
It was Dendaya with Tom Holland, short king.
Yeah.
I think it's kind of cute.
I think it's cute.
I don't really have that much of a preference, but traditionally.
And the thing especially,
when you're shorter, you feel it. Like when you're shorter, I always felt it. I'm like, damn, I'm so short.
Everyone is passing on me because I'm too short. I think it's an insecurity thing. I think
when girls like, I need someone six foot. That was always me. My tender profile was definitely
like if you're not about six foot. I don't want to talk to you. But I think it's because I obviously
can't be with someone that's five foot three because I would feel like I would squash them.
Even most of my met him was like 170 pounds. I'm like, I'm going to crush you. Like, I can't.
You know what I mean? Like that's, I'm always just skinny people though. I don't know what it is.
I don't, and I don't, not usually a preference for me because I don't want to feel humongous.
My goal and I've said, people ask me what my wake goal is.
I just want to be like a little smaller than Moses.
That's it.
I just want to be like a couple pounds smaller.
That's it because you don't want to feel like you're going to crush your partner.
But maybe the partners like that.
I don't know.
Maybe that's why they're into it.
But I think it's an insecurity thing because I used to always like tall guys too.
I mean it was pretty tall.
But like I think you want to feel tiny.
So maybe gay guys are there.
Maybe they want to feel small.
But isn't someone like someone has to be like the big spoon?
Yeah.
T.
So, I guess they just don't,
they want someone even bigger.
I don't know.
People are,
but all my tall,
gay people I've dated,
or like just people I know,
they like always like shorter.
Like I can think of a couple tall guys
I've dated that were gay
and they always like really short men
because they like the tiny.
They want to, how,
never mind.
I get too personal.
You just not who you would think, right?
Like usually the larger one would be on top
me being the larger,
but you know, it's not always,
Or I'd be on larger one.
Larger ones are usually on bottoms when it's gays.
I'm trying to think. If you're, if you're like tall,
they're usually
bottoms. Can I say that?
Because it's the opposite of what do you think, right?
You think like a six-footer with a five-foot-two king
would be given it.
But I think they're taking it.
The six-foot. I know they are, actually.
I have in-depth conversations about this.
Interesting.
Have you had that? Well, you don't have to say it when you're in your experience.
But I will say, same with me.
You would expect the big one to just be there like this and just I would be taking it or whatever way you take it.
But I like to get on top.
Am I the big one or the little one?
I don't even know in this relationship.
I'm larger, but you're taller.
So now I'm confused because I'm thinking gay relationships six foot and five two.
But I don't know.
Anyways, whatever.
Nobody really cares.
You know when you see.
So you're asking if Jake Shane's atop?
Is that what you're asking?
No, but you know what you see?
No, I'm just saying.
Little ones are usually
They are
They're the thrusters
But you know when you see sometimes
dogs on the street
And there's a really tall dog
And there's a little while trying to jump
No what?
And get
And this is just physically
And this is just physically can't
Oh the little ones trying to get on top
Of the big one
But that's kind of the challenge
Yeah
That's what I've heard especially
I've heard
I mean I guess I've heard a lot of thing
I've heard both
I've heard both situations
Although sometimes it's the meme
Where it's like how you six foot two
In a bottom
Because like you're so big
They all are
They all are.
And I've been friends with so many six-foot-two gays.
And I like, they're so hot.
You're just, damn, you're so hot.
And then, like, you want to date them.
You want to hook up with them.
And they're just like, well, you don't have anything that can penetrate me.
I'm like, well, okay.
I know. I didn't know.
I didn't know.
But now I've learned.
That's what I'm saying.
I have years of experience of going after six-foot-two gays and just realizing it wouldn't work.
But teach their own.
It's offensive.
It is offensive.
But I'm just saying I know.
from, I don't know, I want people to feel okay.
Or generalize, but.
Because everyone's verse at the end of the day.
Everyone's verse.
Yeah.
I try.
When I'm athletic, when I'm in my Pilates era, I'm like, oh, my turn, you know what I mean?
Just for a little bit.
And then I'm like, okay, I'm tired.
Anyways, that's the sex conversation on that.
All to say, Jake, you look great.
I love the new Allo commercial.
I love that brands are doing like full-blown commercials with people.
Like, it's not long or just like a little, what do they call them?
UGC.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
It's like, we're going to do a full-on production.
Crew production.
Yeah.
Like our Arby's one, like the Allo.
Like it's very, it looks good.
They look like TV commercials.
And it's always crazy because you put, like,
our Arby's one we put so much work into and it's like, damn,
this should be on like Hulu or something.
Because it looks so nice.
They have Cruz.
Yeah.
And they need to do that with this Allo one.
Because it was the yacht they were on.
They were shooting a commercial.
That makes a lot of sense.
And he did look.
He did look good.
Honestly, I guess at the risk of losing your audience, you should just get fit.
I'm trying.
I'm about to do a marathon.
Weightlifting competition.
I'm really into weights these days.
How much are you lifting?
I don't know.
My trainer puts a little thing down here and there.
Because I had a free sash at my gym.
Like you really should use your training session.
I was like, because I'm trying to get like Zach Efron arms in high school musical.
Okay, worse.
And so I was like, how do I get those arms?
Then my place, you should like, maybe you should have a trainer you should go with.
And I was like, okay, so I've done like three training sessions.
And I feel like I'm really into weights.
I don't think I left much.
I think I'm like five blocks down.
Okay.
Five blocks.
What does that mean?
Five holes.
There's a top hole.
And then there's like the five holes down.
Oh, and the plates on the machine?
Yeah, I think I have five holes.
Okay.
Is that 50 pounds?
I have an idea.
I mean, it's different for every machine.
Like, Pilates, I was only doing like the three pound dumbbells.
But I think I'm like, because I had our film me doing like an attempt to do a pull up.
Oh, pull up.
Yeah, but I couldn't.
I could even do one.
So I was, I'm going to do a little progress.
I'm going to show myself like every day.
My goal is to do like two pull ups.
That's fierce.
You know?
For one, we do our track and field day.
I think that'll be really fun.
I'll see about track and field, but that's like, oh, that's why the marathon I think will be easier
because then it's already, like, set up for us because no one has time to do the track.
We'd love to.
Unless you're a gym teacher, I'll put it out again.
If you're a high school gym teacher in the Canejo Valley that can set it up for us, we'll be there.
Other than that, I don't think anyone has time to get it together.
But I'm down to do it.
Maybe you never know who's watching.
Maybe there's a principal out there.
It's like, come to our track meet.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, I always get like at the shows and some people like, I'm a lawyer.
I was like, oh, my God, that's crazy.
So you just never know who's watching.
Did you see the fight that broke out of the Hillary Duff concert?
I did.
Did you know that was Brooks Goldfield fighting on the floor?
No.
I really wanted to get you.
Who said it?
Who said that?
I didn't see it.
I just saw Brooks Goldfield at the Hillary Duff concert.
Was she?
Yes.
And then I saw the fight happen on the floor of the Hillary Duff concert.
And I was like, I'm going to spread a rumor that it was Brooks.
Oh, you're starting the rumor.
Because you know she'd be getting in fights at the key of forum whenever she's at a concert.
What was that?
Someone did start that rumor.
Gracie Abrams.
She.
And she wasn't there even, right?
She was there, but a girl posted a TikTok, not a TikToker, just a girl who has a
TikToker posted that Brooke Schofield shoved her at the Gracie Abrams, the concert, like,
physically assaulted her.
And then, like, the evidence of other concert goers videos just kind of showed Brooke, like,
in the background, not, like, physical.
Oh, my God.
So I'm like, well, let me reheat those nachos and say, Brumstofield.
Who was she fighting?
Because I saw Gigi Gorgeous was there.
I saw Lademi was there.
All the girls were out of there.
LeVosado was there. Demi Lovato.
Oh, just in the crowd?
Yeah.
Wow.
That was like star-studded.
I know.
I had FOMO because I actually love Hillary's new music and old music and really wanted to go.
But you did, want to go?
I did.
But that's a track and a commitment to go to.
Arena tour.
Yeah.
She's another Hope Corps because she is another one who gives very much like me, who gives just, you know, kind of just we're strutting on a stage.
We're not giving so much show performance.
It's giving minimal, but also at maximal arena, two nights in a row.
I was like, inspiring.
Yeah, yeah.
She's just, just like jeans.
Yes.
The set decor, like, you know, a sofa, some confetti falling, beach balls in the audience.
Like, that's a vibe.
I love it.
I love it.
Because I'm like, I'm like, wow, you really see her style just like, running up a hill and down a hill and doing it the most.
And it's just like, she, and people flying in cars.
Ariana getting resurrected into the top of the ceiling or whatever.
And then Hillary's just like, she's bopping on the sofa.
I'm like, that's fierce stuff.
But we love it.
I do love it.
As a minimal effort girly, I also appreciate that too.
I did get invited and I, I didn't either because it is just,
as I'm trying to gear up for my medical romance endeavor, I'm just like,
am I going to make it?
I don't know.
I need like a long time to prepare.
That's why I do like when I get a ticket.
There's either like, there's two cases where I get a ticket like a year in advance and
I have like the mental preparation.
Like cats like you got me cats like for my birthday.
I had six months.
I was like, I know this is coming.
Or like a last minute ticket, but I, in my head I know I'm going to go.
at some point.
And I'm like,
let me just figure out
how I get that ticket
later on.
Like Olivia O'Rigo.
I'm like,
I'm going to be there.
I just have to figure out how.
I had you were going with,
uh,
oh yeah,
I got invited by Anna Collins,
but like even when it was just announced,
I was like,
I'm going to be there.
Like,
I know in January,
one of those days I'm going to be St.
Olivia.
I see.
But I just don't have the means right
this second,
but I'll figure it out later on.
Yes.
But a last minute invitation,
like,
hey,
you want to come.
I'm like,
I needed like days to mentally prepare.
I was the same way.
That was last year when MCI was in town,
and everyone's like, do you want to come today?
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I was like, well, I just had a baby, but I'm kind of the same way.
I'm kind of like, do I get a ticket or do I wait?
Because like last year, but it's kind of the rule of the universe, right?
It always happens this way.
It's like, when you can't go, you get all the invitations.
But then I'm like, I'm ready to go.
You're so right.
I'm not going to get invited by anyone.
Like last year, it was like CIA Warner Music, like all these people, Justin Horowitz.
Like everyone's like, come CMCR.
And now that I'm available, I don't know if I'm going to be getting,
that always seems to happen.
It's like, oh, now I'm available.
It's kind of like tour last year.
I was like, oh, come host the Grammy's Red Carpet, come host Oscars.
And I'm like, I'm available.
And it's like, nothing.
So I don't know.
I could just buy a ticket, which I mean I'm not opposed to
it's a Hollywood Bowl.
I just think that's like a lot.
Yeah, because then you've got to take a bus or something.
You got to take a bus.
Yes, there's a big ass mountain.
There's a lot of steps.
Yeah.
And I got to go, but I don't know how.
Maybe someone can just like lift me up on their shoulders or something.
Because I just think like that walking.
I'm running a marathon.
What am I talking about?
Oh, yes.
You're in your fitness.
Yeah.
Yeah.
All right.
We'll figure it out.
I don't know.
It's coming soon.
But no one knows like what exactly led to the fight.
TMZ did attempt to investigate and reached out to like L.A.D.
even to get to the bottom of how this fight broke out.
But it didn't look too crazy.
It didn't look too crazy.
It didn't look too creepy.
Some hair pulling.
Some hair pulling. It is just like the concept of like getting into a fist fight in like a sparkly crop top while what dreams are made of is playing is kind of crazy.
Oh, was here.
I don't think she was really.
But in the TikTok they added what dreams are made of like as the audio.
And I'm like this is funny.
Some like that makes me skirt.
You do see musicians.
Oh, is she playing?
So there are musicians on the stage.
What would they even be fighting about?
Yeah.
What's that?
I know because it's not even like a.
pit situation like you have a seat
right so
what exactly could have incited this
maybe like maybe she
threw like something in the audience and they were fighting over like who gets to keep it
maybe I don't know
yeah it scares me that's what scared me about concert it's like what do you mean
there's just like random fights breaking out you know what I mean that's kind of scary
and at a Hillary Duff concert above everything else yeah if you can't go to a Hillary Duff
concert where the hell can you go yeah that's the last place I would think oh my gosh
I wonder if Hillary saw it
She must have seen it after the fact, right?
Like, she must have.
It's on TMZ.
If it's on TMZ, though, like, someone's showing it to her.
Who filmed it?
Who sold it to TMZ?
They didn't buy it.
It was just, like, someone tweeted it.
Oh.
Like, whoever was there posted the fight, which is so funny.
And then it went viral on Twitter.
Yeah, yeah.
I think this is the concept of it being at a Hillary Dove concert.
But millennials are scrappy.
Don't mess around with millennials.
Yeah, I think we're just, like, sad.
I think a lot of people are sad.
I think it's also just like,
yeah I don't know
I'm gonna say it's probably a younger millennial I'm gonna say
they're like the ones your age are usually a little more
scrappier because they're kind of like not a girl
not yet a woman they don't know what they're doing in life you know what I mean
they're kind of like I'm still a kid but I'm 32 so I'm not you know what I mean
so real that is your era of 30s that is and that's everyone like that
I'm like okay but you're 32 now so I'll like get it together
it was cute when you're 27 but yeah that's fine though
I mean our millennials have our own issues yeah
That is so funny.
The cringe aspect.
We're cringy.
I don't think I've ever seen a real fight.
I know there was also a fight at an Ariana Grande concert last week too.
What?
And this one was when she was singing break free specifically because you could see it was
like a higher up and you could see Ariana performing break free.
Oh my gosh.
As these people were like fighting and that was kind of fierce to me too because like the concept
of fighting during break free.
That's also a whole other thing.
But I guess with concerts you like it's so much anticipation, so much.
money it's like you're waiting there a long time you get the early long lines so
emotions are heightened for sure that's true oh for sure I'm definitely cranky
whenever we're even when we go see like a Vegas show it's like if I'm in heels
and I have to walk through the casino I'm always cranky I'm always like I was
make do you want to drink no I just want to sit I just got to see I just want to sit
like I can be a little irritated too yeah I've never seen a fight if I saw a fight in
real life I would definitely be running I would definitely run as I could yeah oh I
I would be recording what if you get thrown into it fierce I mean depending
on who, like, I have the redoubt concert,
I can handle myself, you know what I mean?
But with girls playing their hair and all of a sudden they drag you in,
someone starts dragging you in, what are you going to do?
It depends.
Like, it's very situational.
It depends on who my opponents are.
You know, there's a lot of factors.
I mean, I'm looking up and down and I'm clocking who's stepping up to the ring,
and then we'll see what happens.
You know what you never see now that I'm looking at you is people with glasses
getting into fights because how does that work?
It is so funny that you say that because I think about that all the time to you
Because I'm not, I am a little conversational at times and I can get a little fierce with it.
But that is a weakness of mine.
Like, I'm really easy to incapacitate because if you just like.
Just take off your glasses.
I'm kind of, I'm just swinging blindly.
I mean, I will still be swanging for sure, but like I can't see where I'm hitting.
Yeah, it's kind of not fair.
It's kind of like, damn, you can't fight someone with glasses.
It's kind of like not right.
Yeah.
Even like if you push them in, like my nose guards are all askewed.
Like you could really just like, I'm kind of easy to take out.
Yeah.
that way, but like, even if I'm blinded, very Velma teas, like, you know, she's kind of looking
on the floor, but that's me, but just, like, swinging.
Jinky's wearing my glasses, but, like, I'm still swinging, you know, so that's kind of my tea.
So we'll just don't get into fights then.
Can't make any promises if I'm, you know, at the liver room.
The concert at me fighting, like, a 12 year old.
Luckily, all the concerts I go to are, like, little girls.
Yeah, I don't know if they're fighting, but.
Yeah, that's true.
If I'm at the Madonna concert and there's, you know, other millennial gays, like,
that could be a whole of that situation.
You know what?
Most millennial gays I've ever seen.
I loved it.
I mean, there might have been three girls there and all the rest,
millennial gays was Lily Allen.
She had just middle-aged gays.
And I felt so safe.
I felt so at home with all them.
I'm like, wow, this is great.
I was crazy.
I love that.
That makes sense to me.
Because they were just all so chill.
She's another one that she's on an arena tour now.
And she's like literally, she doesn't ever talk to us already,
but she doesn't talk to the crowd at all.
She just kind of like sings and vibes.
And like, thanks.
Goes away after 55 minutes.
I mean, I love it.
Like, I do love it.
I know people are like, they should talk to the crowd and stuff like that.
Yeah, but the whole show was a storytelling.
Yeah.
The whole show, she was talking to the crowd, like telling her story in a format.
But even when they don't do that, some people just never talk.
They just only sing.
Dolly talks, but there are there have been people I've seen where they just sing the whole time.
Because hers was almost like a Broadway show.
Yeah.
Like you don't break character or break out of the show.
Yeah.
But it was everything was timed perfectly like cute.
But I like your audience.
I mean, it literally was everyone we knew.
They were mature.
They were very professional.
professional and immature.
We saw Terrence, Bo and Yang was there, Ryan from CA was there.
It was just like everyone that I loved.
I was like, well, this is very exciting.
It's a good crowd.
I like that crowd.
Yeah, we go to Vegas shows where they're like 80, so we definitely won't be getting to fistfights there.
They never do fight, huh?
Like Donny Osman, that crowd is very nice.
They're always so sweet.
They can get feisty, though, about Donnie.
Really?
You think?
No, everyone's been so nice to us when we go.
They're always like, oh.
No, not to us.
Yeah.
To each other?
They want the picture or to get closer to you.
I mean, I've never seen a feisty fan, but we love, we love it.
Other tour drama is with Madison Beer.
People have been making fun of her concert prices.
She's currently on tour, and the tickets range from like $7 to $16 for some of her performances.
Wait, why didn't make fun of it?
That's so good.
That's what I'm saying.
Damn, what are you talking about?
That's a deal.
I know.
And this day and age of concert tickets being inaccessible, like let's celebrate that.
Like, let's celebrate a low concert.
I thought you were saying the opposite because everyone's so mad, everyone's so expensive.
Hillary Duff, they're like, she's so expensive.
Well, that's amazing.
I know.
How is she touring?
That's crazy.
$7 ticket doesn't take.
Yeah, she's doing big show, like she's doing arenas and stuff too.
And I think it's great.
Like she did the key of four and she is selling out.
Like it's not like she's playing into empty venues.
Like she's been selling out most of her.
It's kind of smart, actually.
I would do that.
I would do like a $7 ticket for an arena.
That's kind of fun.
But on Stan Twitter, it's been used against her with tweets such as,
should I see Madison beer or go to Taco Bell?
It's like people are making so many.
You're getting a show.
You're going to see Madison Beer.
You go do both, actually.
You're probably bougie enough.
And there's been some articles written about her too
from like the Daily Mail and the New York Post or whatever,
making fun of her ticket prices.
But again, I think when so many ticket prices are so astronomical, let's celebrate.
I think it's like if you can do it.
I feel like some people just like can't do it because then you can't like pay.
But I guess if we're doing arenas,
maybe it would still be worth it.
I would 100% do that.
Very Deborah Vance, very like free show at Madison's Gore Garden, you know,
just so you could say you played the Kia Forum.
Yeah, and there honestly is like no shame.
I think if you like say if you are selling an arena, that's a lot of seats, obviously.
There's a lot of people that come.
Yeah.
And if it's slower to sell and you, yeah, if you can price the tickets at something
more affordable like $16.
Why the hell not?
Who?
And she's doing it by herself for the show?
No opener?
Yeah, she's like the headliner.
She's her own headliner.
I'm going to do this now.
That's going to be an idea.
I wonder how you do that.
I wonder if that's even possible.
And I'm going to ask.
Do you have our $7 tickets?
Yeah.
I feel like it could fill up an arena for $7 because it is expensive.
Like when I do my shows too, like I always realize that like it is expensive.
We do a cap on prices, but to make sense the amount of the amount like that.
Like you do have to like charge a certain amount.
But they're expensive.
That's why when people come to my shows, I'm always gagged.
I'm always like, damn, thanks for all much because it's not, yeah, it's not cheap to go out.
$7 or $16?
That's pretty, that's pretty cheap.
I would go see anyone for that.
Yeah.
Because, I mean, like, who's playing in Kiev for him?
Okay, so if I'm going to see Katzai there in Arena Tour, I think that ticket was like $450.
So, yeah.
Wow.
Lady Gaga was like $3,000, I think.
That was insane.
Yeah.
So I'm going to go see Madison Beer when she playing.
$7.
She was sold out the form.
She was here already.
Oh, period.
Period.
That's insane.
So where is she playing next?
She has a few days left.
I think she's going to be like in Texas and in the south and like this.
in the Midwest, I think.
Wow.
Yeah. But Madison, keep it up.
She's been getting a lot of, like, random shade, though.
Like, she's had a lot of debacles during her tour where, like,
she has to, like, yell at their security guards at the show to, like, help a fan or whatever.
Oh, I have seen that, yeah.
Yeah.
And then someone was like, oh, I think it's fake.
I think she's just doing it for attention or whatever.
I'm like, can I wonder?
Why is everyone on her ass off of a sudden?
She always gets those.
Well, it's been like that for a while.
I do think it's, like, she is very pretty.
So I feel like sometimes it's that, I mean, well, yeah, me personally, I mean, she's
around to save for it.
So I'm like, other than that, like, I don't know, maybe because she's pretty and I don't know.
You know, she's always had one of those personalities that people don't vibe with.
You know what I mean?
Like with the, I was supposed to meet the video.
I finally saw the clip of the, I think we talked about last hot topics of the bachelor's producer
or bachelor producer.
It was giving that same energy when she like, I was supposed to be the bachelor's.
Yeah, I'm just like, wow, he called and I was like, well, that's crazy.
And it's like, would you ever want to be the bachelor's?
I was like girl no this is not real it was good at the same energy so I think she has one of those
personalities that's like heart of that people don't like that hard of vibe with maybe too
pretty and um friends with David over probably three strikes against her she seems nice
I don't know where but she seems nice I know and she seems like you know she's still there
she's been doing music a long time yeah there too nessa bearer it's just like to her I caught
like people like do music and they just never stop I
I know kudos.
Mama kudos.
For all she's been through, she's still singing.
Yeah.
I think that's fierce.
I'm surprised Massimpeer never popped off mainstream.
I'm surprised she doesn't have like a huge moment yet.
I know people always like analyze her to figure out like what it is.
Like I think branding is so important when you're like a pop, a main pop girlie.
Like I always use R. Larson now as an example or like Pink Panther.
Like once you figure out how you can be like identified, like there if there's like a
color palette or like symbols and you can be identified without even having your face like if i see
like a sunset and a dolphin i'm like oh this are our large you know i think once you have that
kind of figure it out right and the music is also good is hidden then you can be like a main pop girl and then
i fear madison kind of has like the pen-up coquette kind of aesthetic that sabrina really has right now
and i in that lane i don't know i think some the branding is like a little too similar to sabrina yeah
She has been compared to like Ariana a lot in the past two.
So I think she's just a little too similar maybe to Ariana,
a little too similar to Sabrina.
But she's so talented.
And she puts on a really good show, like all the clips I've seen.
Like she sings great, performance is great.
Yeah.
Stage is great.
I don't know one of her songs though.
So still bittersweet.
Uh-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da.
Baby now I'm just bittersweet.
Okay, that was beautiful
Thank you.
Don't know what that was.
Never heard of it.
I think, yeah, I feel like
if she had like a Max Martin,
like an Addison Ray team behind her
to get some hits maybe.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, that's a good point.
I did forget about Addison Ray of it all.
Yeah.
Catchy.
Like, I don't know any songs.
So they're just like not catchy songs maybe enough.
Yeah, she needs like a hit.
I think if she just gets like the right producer and stuff
and like gets a real like a banger.
Yeah.
She kind of just needs that one like breakthrough moment.
But you're right about the look too.
I think it's like so many girls look like that.
And she's been around for a while, so she might be an originator.
Yeah, because she has been doing that kind of aesthetic before Sabrina started doing it technically.
Like when Sabrina started doing it, maybe like 2020.
I mean, with espresso really.
So like 23, 2024.
Recent.
Yeah, compared to it Madison's been doing it for a while.
Oof, that's always the worst when like you were doing it first, but someone comes along, does it better.
It's like, damn, that was my style.
But I believe her on her.
I think she can definitely solve her moment.
And she has like a hot, like, football player boyfriend now.
So she's really winning her life.
Yeah, she's doing just fine.
A wag.
She'll be okay.
Yeah.
And a wag.
So she's doing just fine.
That I felt when Meg Stelter became a pop star, it's like, damn.
That really was what I was trying to give.
And she just gave better.
Pretty's girl in America is.
Yeah.
I'm the prettiest girl like this.
And I felt exactly like Mace Deltter wants this way come on.
I was like, I'm the prettiest girl in America.
I'm a prettiest girl.
I love.
I love her.
I was a little salty, I guess.
I wasn't asked to be on the remix,
a pretty girl in America.
I am.
I mean, I love vanilla.
We love her.
I hate to say it.
I hate to be ridiculous.
I hate to say it.
Vanilla Mace tour.
Yeah.
On that verse.
I'm pretty scrow and America here.
But guess what?
There's room for all the pop grillies.
I'm sure Meg will be another feature.
Maybe on Bhrer or another song.
I will feature on anything, anytime, as we know from Twink and a Redhead.
I'm happy to be on any feature.
I was pretty strong America.
That would have been a bomb one to fit on.
But.
Well, she's probably the next one is the universe.
So she's probably keeping you for a sequel.
For a sequel.
A sequel.
Shequel.
Shikwa. I love that.
People didn't say that the TikTok comments.
I did pretty scorn America.
I'm like, no, you're a pretty scraw in the world.
So I'm coming for you.
It'll be the world.
It'll be the universe.
I think it's going to keep going.
Oh, right.
Is world and universe the same thing?
Our world is in the universe.
Our world is in the universe.
What is our world?
Planet earth.
Yeah.
Just one planet.
But wouldn't you consider the other planets in our world?
No.
I would consider them in our universe.
So God just created our world and who created the universe?
I mean, the big, it depends on what you believe in mama.
The big bang.
There's a bigger bang than God.
Well, I think from my days in Catholic school, I believe they taught us God just created everything.
So all the other planets as well would be in there.
Well, they say God has the whole world in his hands.
So the world would then be the universe.
He wouldn't just have Earth and lead the other planets that he created out of it.
The Catholics or Christians over there on Jupiter.
I'm sure they're saying the same thing.
Do you think there's life over there?
There's life somewhere.
In Jupiter.
I don't know if Jupiter.
specifically but
Mars they say
Mars yeah
they found like water over there
something like that yeah
kind of like Project Helmeri T's
you know that movie
no which one
what's it come
it's coming to streaming this week
oh okay we can finally watch some ones
that stream like obsession I really do want to watch that
we can watch that one streams
Obsession's gonna be on peacock yeah
ooh we do have that
this week is Moana out
the live action in theaters
yes now
it sure is
oh shit I miss it this again
because they had, how was 95 million or something?
Well, no, it's not good.
I'm sure they put a lot of money into it.
Yeah, the budget was $250 million before marketing.
And it was a lot of marketing.
A lot of marketing.
I made $43 million in North America, but yeah, probably global around $90 million.
Oh, damn.
So it was a, it came out around the same as Snow White with a Rachel Ziegler one in
That means anything.
Damn.
Those are both bops.
Well, I blame Gallagodeau for that one because I was horrible watching.
But I can't wait to see Moana.
I'm an obsessed.
That one's out.
Odyssey's this weekend.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Are you going to see an IMAX?
Yeah, I'm seeing an IMAX and also Dolby apparently.
Twice you're going to see it.
Allegedly.
It's in my AMCA list.
It is booked for twice if I see it.
Honestly, I do want to see it twice because the races have me pissed off.
The races.
People are so awful because Lupita Nyongo is.
cast as
not Athena
she's playing
one of the Greek gods
or goddesses and
everyone's like she's supposed
to be portrayed as like a white woman
Oh my God
and Zendaya is like
Athena and
in the like she's supposed to be white too
They're more mad about Lupita
because I think she's darker complexion
and it honestly pissing me off so bad
that like you know what
even if I hate that damn movie
I will sit through it over and over again
because y'all have really pissed me off
People are so crazy
what is the world
It's like insane.
Is it really?
It's like it's not real.
It's mythology, honey.
Like none of this is really with that.
Yeah.
None of them existed.
If it was a historical piece of fiction, you think they would look like Tom Holland, like
in Zendaya, perfectly groomed, looking gorgeous, face, snatched, eyebrows, perfect.
Bushwaxed.
Eggs.
You know that here.
You got got me with that, but period.
You're so right.
There was no shivers back then, razors.
Exactly.
Exactly.
Like, let it go.
Yeah.
Like, it's so.
love to be angry. God, that's so sad.
Oh my God. I hate it. I want to see it.
It does look good. I just think that there's so many people in this cast.
I'm like, oh. And everyone keeps saying it's like the movie to see.
Like, it's the best movie. Yeah. The Christopher Nolan of adult.
What the hell sure. I would be a xenophile just to piss off some racist.
Yeah, for sure. People are weird.
I know. It made me a little sick. So anyway.
Is Medusa in it?
You know what? I have no idea, but maybe.
I loved Greek. I had an era of like Greek mythology that I was like really into it for a minute.
Did you?
That makes sense for you.
Yeah.
Sixth grade or...
You learned about it once?
Either fourth grade or sixth grade.
I had a friend who...
I think I love X-Men growing up, and Greek gods kind of reminded me of X-Men because
they had, like, powers.
Oh, yes.
And especially if they, like, looked fierce in, like, the art or whatever.
So my favorite was Ardenous because she was, like, a hair laid, she had a bone arrow,
very kind of severed d'en teas.
Oh, yeah.
And also the wild, like, she was the goddess of the moon and wildlife.
You only like the goddess is, no gods.
You were not a Zeus fan.
No.
It was confusing, like, who was Zeus and what?
Because, you know, I would learn about Zeus Greek mythology Zeus, but then he would see Hercules
and Zeus is like his dad and you're just like, what?
And then where did a pegasus come from?
Like, all of a sudden he's with Hercules.
It does get a little confusing Greek and Roman, similar names.
Oh, are they separate?
I think so.
Like, and the same names, but different, like, their goddess is a different thing.
It does get a little confusing.
Similar language.
Indora's box.
I don't even know which one that is.
I know the drag queen, that's all.
That's giving that.
I think Pandora's box was in the ocean
And they're like, don't open it
And if you open it, then all his shit goes down
Was it out of the ocean or was Medusa in the ocean?
One of them were in the ocean
Medusa was a cave, I thought.
With the snakes out of the head?
What was the?
Descendants had Medusa's son or something in there.
Do you remember?
Yes.
Or was that Wednesday?
I mean?
Did somebody have like a hat?
Oh my God.
That was Wednesday.
And every time they took it off, it was like they were stone.
Because descendants is like villains.
Disney villains.
But I think there was a Medusa and descendants too.
See, that's what I'm saying.
They cross-pollinians.
And I'm just like, which one is Disney?
Which one is Greek?
Which one is Roman?
Which one is real?
None of them, really.
There's no Medusa.
There's only Medusa in another chapter of something because the twins gave me Medusa doll.
That is a monster high.
Yes.
So once again, just a character that doesn't even real and people.
It's probably in the Odyssey.
I would not be surprised.
Yeah, I didn't read the book.
I don't really know much about it.
I don't know who anyone is.
Oh, you don't know anything about it?
I only know.
Greek mythology, I know the horse, the Trojan horse is somehow involved because it's the popcorn bucket.
Oh.
So I know the Trojan horses involved somehow.
But that's also Roman in the movie Troy.
Right?
There was like a horse that was brought in.
Brad Pitt.
And it's probably like a three hour movie.
It's three hours.
That's the problem because I was trying to schedule it after my hemorrhoid surgery.
I was like, oh, it's 8 a.m.
Let's go see a movie because we'll have like someone to watch the kids.
It's on a donut.
Three hours.
Oh, that's a good point.
I guess I was thinking, yeah, I was going to go to my side on it.
but yeah, maybe a donut of it all.
But yeah, then I saw three hours, like, well, damn,
that's like the whole morning.
It's a lot.
It's a lot. I'm a little scared for me, but.
And I only want to see it in IMAX, but we don't really have an IMAX close to us.
I think, Seamy Valley is the closest IMAX.
Really?
There's not one here at our favorite theater.
I feel like that's how you have to see it with the water rushing,
and you would love it.
It's a water movie.
You definitely going to love it.
You should see it in the one, the 4DX or whatever.
That's the one where they squirt water.
No, thank you.
And they blow the air and they shake you all out.
Have you seen?
I think it's AI, but the 5D ones where it's like the water's like rushing at you.
And I was like, oh my God.
I can't think it was real.
But I was like, this must be AI.
I think it gets me with 4D one.
No, absolutely not.
I think Tanna said she went to go see scary movie in 4D and she didn't know.
And she's like, I had to leave, not because of the movie, but it was like making her nauseous
because it was like pushing her around.
It's a little.
It's a ride.
I would love to see you do a 4DX.
Have you done one?
I have only done the Batman, the Robert Patton, one that you hate.
That's the only one I've seen.
And how was that?
I thought it was fun because I was on that, what's it called?
The bat cycle, whatever it's called, the bat cycle, the motorcycle thing.
When it was the motorcycle scene, it was really moving and grooving.
I was like, are you straddling it?
You said they were batmobiles.
Are you like, how are you moving with it?
I'm in my seat, baby, but they're like moving me around.
Just like this?
Like this?
Yeah, or this?
How are you sitting?
I'm sitting regular schmegular, just like in a sea.
Just like innocent.
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Uh-huh.
Oh my God.
What's the weight limit on there?
For me, not you.
I'm just like, how much weight can you move?
What is it like?
Well, it's like a roller coaster.
I mean, less intense than a roller coaster.
But like roller coasters move fatties all the time.
I'm sure the AMC sheet is fine.
They only can't move you at a roller coaster if you can't be strapped in.
But you don't have to be strapped in and the 40x seats.
Oh, that's what I'm saying.
So, but okay.
There's no seat belt.
There's no seatbelt.
Yeah.
There's no seatbelt.
But that's what I'm saying is like, can you move?
you know what I mean like yeah I think it's subtle shakes yeah something crazy you were going
like this I mean I was it was like tilting you're so skinny and it feels like you're going fast
you know yeah I wasn't I was doing loop to loops I kind of want to try it I do would be nauseous I think
I would probably have to like walk out I wouldn't want things squirting it's water I wouldn't like that
that's like the sphere too never like during wisdom of Oz the apples fall on you I was like
what's that like that sounds awful like none of that sounds good to me but shout out to all the people who like that
That sounds like my worst nightmare, to be honest.
It does not sound like a fun time at all.
But I'm excited for the movies.
Odyssey and Spider-Man.
And in Moana, there was a little controversy over, what's his name?
Maui, between the Lord Johnson.
What's his name is crazy?
He doesn't have nipples.
Everyone has kind of been making fun of that.
Now that you know, I feel like you won't be able to unsee it.
Because I didn't really pay attention to you either until there was the whole viral, like, tweet about how he doesn't have nipples.
And then...
What do they do?
I think because he had a
body suit, like a muscle suit or whatever.
And Dwayne, the Rock Johnson got asked about like, why doesn't it matter we have nipples?
He says it blends into the like the tattoos or the ink on his body.
Oh, okay.
He's like, the arioles are there.
But I really zoomed into the stills.
And I think they honestly just forgot to put nipples in there.
Wow.
They forget.
Are they trying to do nipple eraser?
That's what the theory was originally
Like oh it's because it's Disney they don't want to put nipples in there
But they have been nipples or
Yeah there have been like shirtless men in other Disney projects
So that would be random that Milana is where they draw the line
But look like I'm really zoomed in
There's no nipple
I mean I guess I see his point
Like you probably couldn't see it anyways
I mean it's dark tattoos like
Was it necessary probably not
What is it the skims braw with the nips
pointing out it's like we don't need it i suppose it kind of takes me out of it i mean no yes it does
i mean i wasn't going to see anyway but now i'm definitely not going to see it because why does he
no nipples that's so weird i feel like you got paid to hate on the movie i feel like someone's like
because you are so against it and it's so i'm so for it because i have eyes i have eyes so it looks
so good it looks so good i was like wait this is like giving everything that i want to see and
more and honestly i like that there's actually no nipples because if girls can't show their nipples
neither should men so i'm in support of it quality i guess that's what he should have said he should
have pivoted that way.
Yeah.
And solidarity.
Won some browning points.
But just to say that they're there.
I'm like, no, they actually are not there.
I love the.
Because in the animation, he doesn't have them.
So I think they were trying to stay.
Oh, really?
Yeah, because like, why would you animate?
I'm trying to think.
Like, I'm trying to think of other ones that show chest.
He is tattooed over there.
So in theory.
Right.
It would blend in.
It could be under the tattoo.
Who else is shirtless in Disney?
You said some other people are shirtless.
I'm trying to think their chest.
I actually have a list in here
I have to find a list and article
Coom and Pocahontas and Quas and Cozum and the hunchback
of Notre Dame
Quasimoto and shirtless have visible nipples
But Aladdin and Flynn Ryder do not
You're right Aladdin is shirtless no nipples
Yep
They're kind of unattractive I suppose I guess
Yeah if I could if I can make a choice I guess I would
In live action though like if you're going to be bringing it to real life
they put some nips on
yeah
put some nips on those fake packs
or even in that that too just have that
description of it you know yeah
a little circle or something
I don't know if kids are really being like where is those nips
you know what I mean I think it's probably fine
but valid
I mean there's valid criticism of Moana
I don't know if the nip conversation is
it's just another thing going against
it I fear as I'm saying I feel like there's a hate
campaign that someone paid to like
get this not
probably Christopher Nolan so I'm going to go to the Odyssey
He's probably let's pay influencers to hate on it.
The minions are like, let's take down another.
I don't know anyone talking about the minions.
That's like all I see.
Papui.
Who is Bellomendi?
You don't hear all these TikTok sounds?
That's all I got.
That's all I got.
Never seen one clip of it.
Never seen one anything of it.
Well, it's doing better than Milan.
I'll tell you that much, baby.
That's crazy.
Well, Michael just hit one million dollars in, which is great.
I think more people to talk about Michael.
I saw it twice.
I haven't seen any other movie in theaters.
year but I saw that movie twice because it was so good.
You pushed it over over the...
I think so.
That's why I gotta go see Moana.
We're gonna go 5,000 times.
You're into Moana, right?
Yeah, I like it.
One of the movies was like...
Moses's review.
It was like the Moses story of the, you know,
the ocean.
Like the way, because you remember in the animation?
She walks to the water and the water.
Cut up parts in front of her and the water talks to her.
I saw a little bit Moana nachos.
I really like it.
The Moses nachos on Moana.
Oh, so you're not mad that they took your story?
No, I think the same story is told around the world.
And this was a beautiful way to tell it.
Well, if they ever do a live action, Moses, I'm gunning for you to get that part.
I think that'd be great, especially the older Moses.
When you have your gray hair, you could be like the one.
Yeah, I'll play the old one.
I'm here for it.
For Moana?
Moses and Moana.
Both of those?
The sequel, Moses meets Moana in the water.
They both talk to each other.
I love movies.
I love movie season.
I don't like movies.
I don't think.
What do you mean?
I don't think I like movies.
Yeah, right, right.
I just really wish I could.
I fear I can't eat popcorn anymore.
I think the two times,
you remember last time I felt nauseous?
I also had popcorn that day.
I had the butter noodles.
And last night I had butter noodles and popcorn.
I got nauseous again.
Is it too much butter?
I fear that might be it.
Because I can eat pasta without the butter.
And then, yes, I had the popcorn.
And any popcorn butter always makes you.
I mean, from the day I met you used to go to a movie.
she would eat the popcorn and the butter and then she has like sharp pain that's true i yeah now that you
say i remember hearing a lot every time you would bring up stories like i remember you said one time you had
go to the bathroom because you're eating so much butter popcorn you're right yeah damn that's the
worst when you really love a food and you just can't eat anymore i don't think i can anymore i think both of
those the butter noodles and that i don't think it happened well i but you with butter popcorn has been a
long yes yes yes before even a g lp one yes because there's butter noodles there's ways to make them without
so much it's actually just you know more parmesan like melting that yeah so there's ways to do
that okay I think it was the popcorn both nights were the culprit but we can yeah damn I love butter
popcorn I love it so maybe there's something else you can put on a popcorn oh thank you I love that
oil just dripping in the butter it is kind of nasty but it is so good it's so good I'm so sad about
it um is there any other kids movies coming out oh no toy story did you see that one no
Didn't see Toy Story.
Is that Disney?
It's Disney, Pixar.
No slander really to say about that.
I just didn't really capture my attention.
And then Spider-Man's kind of the last big summer hurrah.
Yeah.
But, oh, speaking of butter, I brought a TikTok that annoyed me that I wanted to show you.
Okay.
That you can react to.
I love.
I need to write down ones that annoy me.
I swear I find so many that I forget about them.
And when I look to the future, there you are.
we'll find the way
Oh, I love, I love
This must be really good
If you're showing me
It's just so annoying
And I, this is my new
I keep getting dropped off
At annoying TikTokers
I feel like we're on the same one
Okay, let's see
I don't know if I've seen her though
Oh
And then is your honey local
Or love?
I hate her
I can ask the brief
It's in a surrog
Okay
Will you just ask
If they have like a local honey
Or like something that's syrup
Yeah, I'll be right back
Thank you
Our honey syrup is literally just honey and water.
Oh.
Oh my god.
Okay, can I do like a little, like, one of that?
Yeah, thank you for asking.
No.
Is the sourdough, do you know what the sourdough is made in power?
That's so much more.
And what about the hash browns?
Are they made in house?
I don't know.
I can do that.
She's making her go back.
Yay!
I do the hollandage.
I hate her.
Yeah, but I have another call-up question.
Kick her out.
Is the house?
Jam? That's what kind of jam is that? It's great by believe it.
And that's made in house. Yes. And what about your butter? Stay in house. Stay at your home.
Do you know what kind of butter it is? Um, I believe it's... I hate her and the smile that she's doing. She's being an asshole.
On purpose. Maybe it's like it. I'll do. Howard O toast. He's like the toast.
Yeah. Is it jam and butter? Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Thank you. Will that be all for you?
Yes. All right. Thank you so much.
It looks unreal.
I hate it.
Girl, stay home.
Why are you filming?
Why are you laughing?
I hate that.
So, that is,
that has to be rage to me.
That has to be rage to me.
And it's like,
why are you filming?
Why are you asking those questions?
Why don't you stay home?
Is it in house?
Is it in house?
Made in house?
Baby, you know what?
Is maiden house?
The saliva that is going into your food?
And you know what?
I support it.
I support that in that situation.
Because you're being an asshole
and you're making a go back and forth.
Could you check?
Could you do this?
If you're that pick.
And it's also not,
it's not even like she said.
saying, oh, for health reasons, oh, I can't have this and I can't.
I'm allergic to this.
She's literally just being, like, an athlete.
If she would have, like, I'm, like, really allergic to or I have, like, a really bad
gluten thing and I'll, like, throw up if this doesn't happen.
But she's being an asshole.
She's laughing about it.
I hate it so much.
And I hate when people film it, too.
And it's like, it's like a worker.
It's like someone working.
And it's like, you're just being an asshole for no reason.
And you know you are because you're filming it.
If you're, like, a real, I know some people who are kind of annoying when they go to
older people that are not on social media.
And they will be like, I can't have this.
this, whatever, but they're like not filming it and like being an asshole and being like, let me,
she knows she's doing something.
That's why she's filming it and putting up because otherwise people just,
if you're just an annoying person like that, you're just knowing and you're not like
the whole world now.
So she's trying to rage me.
I don't know why.
It's not like what she's ordering is like a toast with butter.
Right.
You literally just stay at home.
Have you toast and butter?
Sour doing butter.
Is that.
Have you used to watch Portlandia?
Yes.
So there's that one skit when they go and they get chicken.
They're like where the chicken like raised, you know, where they're,
they rearrange or not.
Did they have a good life?
Were they happy?
And they end up going to the farm.
Oh my God.
And joining a cult.
And that's exactly this person.
This person is already in the cult of her own mind.
Are they just the Portlandia skit?
I know.
I don't know if this girl looks like she watches.
I don't know if she's that cultured with that show.
But it's annoying.
I hate it.
I hate it.
Like that's actually so annoying.
This is why, ah,
I love TikTok so much.
But damn,
it really made me needed to be deleted.
last year because like people are just being menaces to other people for all for the sake of
TikTok like what was the point of this are you making that much money at the creator fun what is
your life goal because you just look like an asshole you just look awful like and like I don't know
everything about it actually enraged me and I'm just like take those glasses off because we're about
to go swinging like I am just so over it she is a functional nutrition coach
and fitness instructor.
Her bio says all things, health plus wellness,
plus faith, plus lifestyle.
Baby, Jesus wasn't being...
Jesus was...
Jesus does not love you.
He loves everybody else but you.
Nothing about her questions
made sure that food is actually healthy.
That's what I was saying, yeah.
Yeah, in-house doesn't mean anything.
They could have used...
They could have used the worst materials
to make your food.
Yeah.
There's nothing about it.
Grease, lard, butter, like, yeah.
So that's why the questions were odd.
So just don't go out to eat.
Yeah.
It's like you're so annoying.
Because there's nothing about it that was actually making sure the food is healthy.
No, she was, I saw her and I hope that everybody on the internet makes a video being like, you're annoying.
Don't really this?
Because it goes back to like the public shaming of it all.
Like, don't you feel so stupid?
You should feel so stupid.
You should feel so stupid because it's, again, you're not like have any restrictions that you're talking about.
It's not like you're lactose and you're allergic.
It's just annoying and you're filming it.
And there's places for people that care about those things.
things like you go to a place that you know that's what they advertise we make everything in
house we use this material we don't walk into a place that doesn't advertise that and the hero
back and forth is crazy yeah because at the end of the day so if you're not ordering toast with
butter what are you going to order? Because if someone's like oh I don't know if we have that I'll be like
it's fine like don't worry about it just don't worry I will take it I won't take it like it doesn't
matter like I don't you don't make someone go back and forth ugh hated it is she is she have followers
Is she like a influencer?
She, I think she's around 10K.
So she's not, Sarah, what's her name?
The annoying grocery store girl.
What's your name?
Catherine Eb.
She's not like a Catherine Ebbs.
It was like a million.
Oh, I see.
I see it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So this is her way to get it, I guess.
Well, girl, I don't know if this is your best way claim to fame, but I guess congrats.
You got people talking about you.
How many views does it have to get her enough point in that?
I mean, almost a million.
Oh.
So I guess.
I saw more discourse about it, which isn't good.
If you get more discourse about it than the actual views.
So true.
The commentary people who are stitching.
Yes, are getting more reviews than you.
What is that called?
Mocking.
What's it called?
Racial.
Yeah.
What do you say?
Racial.
Racial.
Racial.
I see that on Twitter all the time.
If you, like, reply to someone, like, I might comment, ratio doors.
And she got ratioed.
She deserved.
That was, I could not even believe how.
Hey.
Oh, my God.
Don't be an asshole to servers.
And if you are dealing with something like that, service, spit in that food.
Mm-hmm.
Because also, how are the hash browns like made in house?
Like, yeah, they have the potato and then they're frying it in the kitchen.
Maybe she thinks Arita, like those red bags.
Maybe they're just dumping it in the fryer.
But even so, that's what a lot of places, baby.
Yeah, you never know.
Yeah, someone can be, yeah.
Stay home.
It's been a lot of annoying girls lately, I fear.
Yes, agreed.
It's hurt in my heart.
But I mean, listen, if you're annoying and you're a menace,
just don't give them metagress.
Because I'm recording everyone.
I saw my TikTok, I got dropped off into a random TikTok of it was, okay, it was people were very divided.
The girlies were divided.
The girlies were fighting and I don't like it because it's the woke girl he's fighting too.
Everyone should be on the same page.
And it was very basically a girl came to the internet and was like left.
Did you see the one with the voice memo?
Oh, that's my hot topic for Patreon.
Oh.
Okay.
Do we want to say it or do it?
Because I was going to play the voice memo.
We need to listen to it.
Is it long?
I don't know if it's that long.
I think it's just a little bit of music in the background of it.
Well, we can play a little bit.
We should play it a little bit.
Okay.
And then yeah.
Because it is a big hot topic.
I mean, the month of discourse about this.
I don't know that you're on this side of TikTok too.
And there's so many, yeah, the opinions are.
Yeah, that's not saying that people are like so, so divided.
I guess my thing is, is like, what would be the point of becoming over then if we're not,
gonna like hook up and like cuddle and like be intimate with each other um and if that's what you
don't want that's fine but like i think we should just like end it here then respectfully just because
i first date that's fine like you want to get to know each other i'm all about that but like i am
looking to have that physical aspect there and i don't want to continue seeing someone if i don't know
if that's good if that's not there or not so up to you let me know
I'm happy to, if you do want me to come over, I'm happy to do so.
We'd love to have a good time and, you know, we can have some wine, hang out, and chill.
But if you're not trying to hook up, then, like, we should just go our separate ways.
Let me know.
That part was the egg, then.
Jimmy can cut the part with the music out.
But was that part of his or was that on TikTok?
What was the music?
That's how they posted it with a Chinese sound.
All right.
Well, we know the TikTok's opinion.
It's pretty divided.
What's your opinion?
It's really divided.
I think the Gen Z, no, actually shade.
Gen Z, we're doing a little too much.
Like, honestly, millennials, we did it the right way.
You know, we would just go with the flow, go with the vibe.
Like, if things are getting that direction, then we sense it and then we know.
Like, I open on so many dates where, like, we would make out, we get a little touchy
and then wouldn't hear from them again.
I'm like, okay, yeah, we just weren't like physically compatible because like,
but if they told me in advance, yeah, like, I would go out with you.
but like we need to be doing this, this and this.
Also, second of all, a voice memo does not mean you have a podcast.
Why is that so long?
That literally was podcast link just to get that little message across.
Hey, like, I want to hook up, but we're not going to hook up.
Then I don't want to hang out.
That's all it needs to be, baby.
Yeah.
Weird.
Well, that's kind of where it got divided, I suppose, to your point.
Because I'm so with you.
I'm like, why is this a voice note?
This gives me the egg.
I already know the opposite side of me.
And it's the gentier's being like, honestly, it's great that he's
communicating.
Yes.
He's letting us know
and he's setting the boundary.
Girl, no, it's weird.
It's weird.
It's creepy.
It's too much.
Like, no.
He's giving his intention.
So there's no, like,
leading on.
So a lot of people are like,
and then the other people are like,
it can't be consent because it's kind of coercion because you're giving an
ultimatum.
So people are,
and then they're both,
they're all from the woke side of the woke girlies.
So they're all very much like,
this is consent.
This is how you do it.
You're up front with it.
And like, maybe it sounds like the Iqbets way to do.
And the other people are like,
no,
it's coercion and you can always withdraw consent and like you did and she's giving him an ultimatum that
you won't see him again like no what's the ultimatum that you don't see him again oh wow let him go like
it was very divided it was all over ticot i think everyone needs to unite this man is kind of crazy
like it's kind of he seems like a little deranged he definitely seems like a menace
it's definitely giving like obsession if he had the one wish willow he'd be snapping to
and that's crazy it's weird like let's just keep him moving like obviously he's nuts like it gives me
something, I guess guys are just guys. It gives me very gay. Like, it gives me very like,
Grindr, like, you want to, if I'm coming over, like, I'm going to do. And it's like, no,
like, maybe I just want to suck tonight. It's like, no, I'm not coming over just to suck. Like,
if I'm coming over, I'm topping. And it's like, okay, well, I don't want to do all that tonight. It's like,
okay, block do you keep it moving. That's kind of the vibe that that that gives. Is that what I'm
do on Grindr? It's crazy. It's like, yeah, like, no, I'm not coming over just to suck. Like,
I'm coming over to go all the way. Well, I'm going to like that. I wish I would have known that back in
my single days because that would be some of the times you would just suck and it's like what the
hell?
Like what did I get out of this shit?
Girls take note.
I kind of like that actually.
I think if it's like you're a girl, a gay guy.
I kind of love it.
I think this guy gives me the ick.
He obviously has no game because any guy that has some sort of swipes.
Nobody has to do all that.
Obviously he's had a lot of rejection.
Obviously he has definitely weird, definitely red flag.
I guess I can see the point of like, well, he's up front.
I guess that's good.
But on the same point of that, it's like, you don't know.
Like, the vibes can always change.
Maybe I wasn't expecting to fuck right away.
But then it's like you come over.
You're like, would am you all these.
So go with the flow, but also I guess I get it.
I guess if you, if that's what you want.
But he doesn't have a flow.
He has no flow.
There's no flow.
Because the thing is what's so weird about it, the way he describes it is like, you know,
and we'll cuddle.
And I'm like, cuddle is something very specific.
Like you cuddle with somebody that you have established emotional connection.
Well, he doesn't know women that way because he's like, well, cuddle.
It's like, well, I don't know.
to cuddle with you. I don't know you're a stinky ass. So it's so weird the way he describes it.
It's like I want romance. I'm like you you create romance. That's not romance. You don't put an
ultimatum on romance and connectivity and like romance is dead with this guy over here.
Is he time his time is so precious that he can't spend a few dates to figure out if you are
compatible with this person? Like are people standing in line and you like everyone agrees he gives
the ick is what I saw. Everyone's like okay he's definitely gross but it's like but he's
setting about like there were there were people defending him but then the girl's like no
you're being picked me. So I don't think we need to defend men. I don't think we need to defend it. I think
we can all agree. He's just, I can leave it at that. Be like, this is gross. Yeah. Why do we have to say
debate the semantic? Yeah. The point is like, he's weird. Like, that's just such a weird thing to do. It's
weird. And if you send me that voice memo, I'm also putting it on the internet because that's weird. Like, I'm going to
put it on there. It's, you know. And people are like, well, it's good. At least he did it in voice memoir.
Like, no, if you listen to the conversation, he did it on the first date already. He already told her on
the first date that that's what he wants. And she said she's not sure about it. So he's, so he's
So then he was trying to reiterate.
Yeah, like, dude, move on to someone else.
There's a lot of women that's going to sleep with you.
He did do it in person.
He did bring it up to her on the first date.
And I was like, it's so.
You're weird.
Although single church would have definitely banged on the first date.
So you'll find a girl out there that'll do it.
And someone's going to be desperate.
And that was me.
Damn.
You male centered and single.
You'd have been like, I honestly love and respect that you said that.
Like, that is honestly so hot that you said that.
Honestly, that was me.
And someone's like, they were married.
I was like, wow, someone telling me the truth.
I love this.
So you are.
Oh my God.
Girls are f*** up sometimes.
So just find one with a little trauma and they'll do it.
No, I don't know.
Like, honestly, like, you're weird.
You're ick.
And, yeah, I don't know.
People, people want to have sex with people.
Like, I don't know.
People don't try so hard.
Guys don't try so.
Girls don't try it's not.
Like, you really can just, but it is giving, like, insult.
Like, you've never been with a woman or you've been rejected too many times.
Because it's actually not that hard to have sex with people.
Like, it's actually very easy.
I was ugly insecure my entire life and I have so much sex.
It's easier to hook up than you think.
So.
Yeah, like on Love Island, when they get like physical, it's not like they're asking like,
okay, like if we're going to test our connection, like we need to, uh, I need to have a French
fry, you know, it's like, you know, they kiss and then it builds up.
Like, that's just normal human interaction.
I do fear the male loneliness epidemic is really frying some brains and making people think
that they can just say what they want and like demand it and then get it.
And that's like, it's human connection.
Like it's a two-way street.
you set the tone, you set the vibe.
Like, if you want to work up to something physical, like, woo them.
You know what I mean?
Like, what happens to that?
What happens to that?
I know.
And guys just don't.
My advice to the desperate girl is out there who do like to have sex on the first day.
There's nothing wrong with it if you want to.
I was that girl.
But honestly, it's very rare that they do try to woo you after that.
Most rude.
But that's bad.
Straight people do need some kind of grinder, though.
I think you need to invent.
Right.
And I was that girl who I was like, I'm just down for that too.
Just I wanted to say, whatever.
But I wasn't.
You know what I mean?
And so it's like, it's never like real.
I don't know.
He's probably following one of those male influencers that guide them how to date
and what to do.
There's probably somebody that put that like, this is what you say.
This is what you do.
This is what you establish.
Yeah.
Because it was just so everything about his voice mail was me, me, I, I,
me, me, I.
Like at no point he was asking or telling what he will do for her or how he make her feel
comfortable or good or anything.
No, it's like the worst.
And if you want for me to come over and for me to waste my time and I'm like, this is.
Yeah, it's not about you.
Sex is never about you.
If you're not a relationship, it is not about you.
The guys that make it all about themselves, you're disgusting and gross and you make sex.
Well, I talk about it in my book.
I really thought I was like asexual for the longest time because every guy gave me the ick and I kept like trying.
I was like, let me try and every guy, they just care about themselves and what they can do and finish and all stuff like that.
And you're like, you're actually disgusting.
I actually disgusted me before I met Moses.
But before my Moses, I was 100% asexual.
I just didn't know what that meant.
I can go either way with my pivot.
I guess I'll stick to men being creepy news.
Your privates are great.
They are wonderful.
My little transitions.
There is a movie reviewer YouTuber that got canceled for his review of obsession.
And I guess with obsession, it kind of is like a litmus test, I guess, on like if guys are creepy or not by their interpretation of it is kind of.
of what I've realized since it's become such a phenomenon. So his name is Alex Myers. He's a really
popular movie reviewer on YouTube. And he posted a review of obsession. And he made it clear from the
jump. Like he had a disclaimer that's going to be like, I am going to have a top of the unpopular take
on the movie obsession. Whatever. And in his review, he makes a lot of weird remarks. First of all,
he talks about like the main character, Nikki describes her as basically like,
He calls her a Latina mommy over and over and over again.
So he sexualizes her.
Oh.
Call her Latina mommy.
Basically, like, is a little, a bit of a microaggression by saying, like,
Latinas are crazy.
Yeah.
Oh, I see.
Is she Latina?
That's the kind of the thing, too.
Indy never ready is half Mexican, but, like, that never plays into the story.
Into the story.
Like, I didn't know she was half Mexican until I saw a review where she was reviewing food.
So it's kind of just like he brought that in.
Is he white?
He's a white dude.
He's straight.
A divorce guy, too.
How old is he?
He's not that old, actually.
Oh, okay.
Let me see it.
Divorced white male under the age of 40.
He already sounds a little.
He just turned 38.
Oh, it's a torus.
What day?
May 17th, 1980.
We're too close.
I don't like it.
Yeah.
But so that was like just the beginning of the review too.
So before he even gets too much into it, he's already like,
like sexualizing her and calling her like the crazy crystal Latina mommy because there's like a
scene where she says oh I dropped my crystal necklace so there's like a lot of weird projection
yeah and then uh the way that he talks about bear who is essentially the the nice guy who turned
into the villain yeah very that he talks about him in a way like that puts parallels between himself
and bear and the way that he talks about him is like no like he really is like a nice guy he didn't have
the intent to basically hold Nikki captive and take away her autonomy.
Like it just kind of happened.
So he kind of talks in his review, he goes around even like the, uh, the S.A.
scene where she doesn't consent to having sex with him.
He doesn't even acknowledge that scene.
Oh.
But he just kind of like paints there to be more of a victim of circumstance instead of like the villain.
And then he compares it to like Disney Channel movies where like, you know, the girl makes a wish for the guy to fall in love with them.
And I'm like, it's so different.
It's so not.
And he keeps comparing it's like a rom-com or something too.
I mean, I can see the logic, I suppose, a little bit.
But I don't know if they're like having sex with anybody that they wish to fall in love with.
Yeah.
And he ended up getting, he ended up privating the video.
But before that, it got like over 14,000 comments of people just being like, this is a weird take.
This is not it.
None of this makes sense.
He deleted.
He ended up privating the video.
Before that, though, he posted, he wrote a,
comment saying like you guys are just as bad as the people I was talking about here who aren't
able to look at the movie with nuance, et cetera, et cetera.
And then once that comment didn't get a good review, he ended up posting a five-minute
apology video.
Oh my gosh.
A positive review of the obsession.
And then that didn't get a good review either.
So then he ended up privating both the obsession movie review and his apology.
How many views was he getting?
Was it a lot?
The, it got like over 500K, the obsession review.
Yeah.
And it's just on YouTube.
It's just on YouTube.
Is he a creator or he just like randomly posted?
He's a creator.
That's his thing.
He reviews movies and he does it like he's a real guy, but he has like a little
cartoon, little cartoon of him like do the reviewing basically.
Oh, so you don't see him.
No, you don't even see him.
Like his face is out there like on his social media, but.
What's he look like?
Just like a normal white guy.
Just a regular shmigular.
It's always them.
Yeah.
I mean, you can see here.
It's just average looking white guy.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
But it is so interesting because he went in.
into it too with like so self-assured and so like yeah I'm gonna have a hot take on the movie but I don't
care what you snowflakes think about it and then all that just to go in private it but yeah it just
you cared and just such a weird like litmus test of like guys who understand consent and everything
I think like because bear is like the nice guy I'm actually afraid for you I'm gonna love
Santana Marie also because I feel like
I'm scared of what you two brand save girls
will think of the film after he got
canceled for it.
I know I want to watch.
I'm going to watch as soon as his dreams.
I know.
You know me.
I'm definitely going to be like,
I get it.
I know.
I do fear about you and Tanna's
review of the film.
Like we're all crazy girls.
We're all little crazy.
I'm going to have to review that before it's published
anywhere.
For real.
Because like it is a little concerned that like
I think because it's not so like obvious
or in your face.
Like he seems nice.
There seems like a nice guy.
Awkward.
He's like cute.
Like the actor plays him is cute.
Like attractive.
Just like nerve, nervy, anxious, uncomfortable.
Yeah.
So we love him.
We're like, you're cutie.
Exactly.
He got the girl.
Uh-huh.
And then you kind of see, you know, he didn't know that this thing was going to make her,
Nikki, like, fall in love with him and like lose her autonomy and everything.
But you find out once he does discover that, he does nothing to change it.
And he's also like so mutual.
Like he doesn't choose.
to do anything bad, but he chooses nothing.
Like, he finds out that she's, like, being tortured, and he chooses nothing.
Like, he doesn't act at all.
So he ends up being the villain by just being, like, neutral and, like, a loser.
But what is he going to do?
He had, like, the opportunity to, like, undo the wish or whatever.
Like, there was a thing to undo the wish.
Well, once he learns about it, he's trying to figure out, like, oh, I want to change it.
I just want to change it so she can still love me just not be so in love with me.
Right.
And then, so he's trying to, like, find a workaround.
He knows that.
Oh, he tried.
He knows that, but he tried to make it for him.
Like, he wants it so, like, she's in love with him, but, like, he can be a normal, a normal couple.
Well, how do you know that?
Maybe he's trying to do it for her, too.
No, because he says, like, I want to be with her.
I just want her to be, like, normal.
Like, he wants her to be in love with her a normal amount.
Right, because he didn't know what the spell was going to be.
So he's like, well, but maybe for her too.
Okay, see, this is exactly what you and Alex Myers.
He tried.
I could cancel too.
You're going down with Alex Myers, baby.
That's exactly what I fear.
Although I haven't seen the movie, but I'm trying to be, like, lawyer over here.
Like, just being like, well, he did try, I guess.
I don't know.
I haven't seen it.
He had the concept of a thought, but he just didn't.
I do want to see it.
I do love movies about obsession, literally.
But I do love, like, a misery or something like that.
So I'm in the weekend movies, Genere Take.
I like that one, too.
See, I will see what you think about it.
But we're going to watch it.
Yeah, it is so funny that he was, like, just so.
Well, roughly so.
Yeah.
Also, when you're a man is just,
start out with, like, I don't care what any of you snowflakes.
It's not even like giving some sort of like, oh, in his defense, you know, like trying.
It was just like, you already know you're going to be an asshole.
And any criticism, like, he eventually did say, yeah, he did do, like bad things.
But like he always had like a qualifier kind of like you just did.
But like, but he always had like one of those in there.
And it was like very nonsensical.
I think too, like, yeah, the POV of like a man saying all this.
But yeah.
Yeah, I didn't expect obsession.
Like, I don't know.
When I watched it, I'm like, oh, this makes sense.
And then I've seen some interpretations.
and I'm like, I am scared about media literacy.
Well, that is just the world we live in.
Honestly, I'm scared of men and the human race because they all are, I'm sure more people
that aren't even vocal are like, no, I actually understand it.
Like, I would actually do that too.
They probably would love that.
It's giving, don't worry, darling, too.
I'm sure a lot of men would just be like, I love this.
So true.
Yeah.
And it's like, that is the world we live in and that's what's scary.
And what do they say?
Not all men, but always a man.
And it always is.
Look at these reviewers.
They're all men.
And then my last trick, my new, my new saying.
I like me saying.
I'm interested to know your thoughts as a content creator who also announced the relationship.
Okay, so Ludwig and Kitty Cinderella got engaged.
Congrats.
But Ludwig, like, posted his video, his YouTube video about it, not on his main channel, but his second channel.
Right?
I was like, wait.
Oh, hell no.
That's giving Twitter notes to announce it.
It's like, I'm doing a full proposal photo shoot and you're going to just do a little Instagram.
But then he like his YouTube video on it was like wait, why isn't this on your main channel?
Like it's on his second channel.
I'm like, wait, this is huge.
He's worried about, does he even sells that follow him?
I feel like that's like that's like that group of people.
It's the bears.
It's this guy.
It's all of it.
You know what I mean.
He just looked a little bit like bear, but that's, you know, that guy that we just talked
about.
He's following Ludwig for sure.
I like her, but it just cracked me up.
I was like, wait, why is it on the second channel?
It's giving David Doberk's apology on the, not even the views channels, like his second
channel too like David or Dope work too and it's like no no like put me on the main this is like
life changing news and did she post about it QT was she streaming about it she posted on
Instagram I don't know if she posted a YouTube video about it or anything absolutely not
it should definitely go on that main channel for sure that's what like what it like you
didn't even get on Moses cooking you got on like the what yeah well there's no cooking
then you know it's the main one back that would have been channel water okay okay T
okay Tate I didn't get a proposal video on channel water there was there was no
mention of me on Channel Water and he was posting actively on there and never once was it like
I'm in a new relationship here's the video about love today I never got a shout out but the difference is
I wasn't a YouTuber still not do you were you were channel water once a week you were on there
once a week yeah but that's not a being a YouTuber that what do you mean what is the definition of a
YouTuber YouTuber is somebody that shares their personal life like they are they are the person the person
is the channel no I was just doing lectures you could have been about mathematics could be about anything
Babish is telling us what his face looks like and who he's married to?
No, Babish is his hands cooking.
Like, that's it, but he's a YouTuber.
But.
Exactly.
When people, when people, when people, when people, when people, when people,
no, I'm saying like, when people wanted to be YouTubers, they usually want it to be a person.
If you're posting on YouTube, you're a YouTuber.
There's lifestyle YouTubers.
There's bloggers.
You think Dream is talking about his mom that he lives with?
No, it's like, you know, people are just, I think it's, I think you were a YouTuber.
But if in, so you're on all your social media, you share your personal life.
If I never share my personal life, then what...
Well, now's the time when you're engaged,
because now you're sharing your personal life.
But it has nothing to do with the channel.
But now you're posting about me.
We can incorporate water.
Exactly.
I found my other water being in this world.
And that is the meaning of life.
Two drops, you know, like...
Yes.
I could have been metaphorically, symbolically put into there somehow.
Well, you have, but not on the channel.
Well, I want to be on the channel.
I don't want to be on Moses Hackman cooking videos.
I want to be on...
I guess we're going to have a new video for.
I got to be on the SMR channel.
I didn't get to be on Channel Water, which is your original channel.
Exactly.
Anything else I did?
Other water droplety and want to know has been taken.
He's like, I'm sorry, guys.
But when people ask on Channel Water, why I stopped posting, I told them why and you're the reason.
Well, can you post a final video saying that?
You know, people come back and they're like, hey, guys, I know it's been a couple years.
Yes, that's your time to make return.
Maybe when my hair is the same length it was on those videos, I will.
It is the same length now.
Then it'll be like, people won't feel like time has passed.
Unless it's grayer, it's going to be silver.
by the time that happens.
All right.
Honestly, main channel.
Give me that main channel proposal.
That's what I'm saying, Ludwig.
Let's like upload it again.
Upload it again.
Or collab, collab between the two channels.
Ah, you can clap post now.
You're right.
Come on.
I solved this problem for him.
Yeah.
Did QT have anything to say about it?
Did she do a little tweet?
Hey guys, don't worry about it.
She should have wrote her down.
I need to know her opinions on it.
We're going to reach out for a statement.
You know girls always offend their man though.
They're like, guys, I don't even want it on the main channel.
Like, it's not that serious.
It's private.
You know what I mean?
She makes fun of them a lot, so I feel like maybe she would make some kind of joke.
I feel like she probably doesn't care that much, but...
You care.
Come on.
You care.
I care for you.
I care that I'm not on channel water now that I think about it.
I was like, wait, actually.
Because your vow to me was water.
Are you listening?
He's literally being at his phone.
Literally checked out.
And that vow could go on channel water because you were talking about water.
Or was that me talking about water.
Maybe I was talking about water.
Put that on channel.
Either way I can go on the channel.
All right.
guys, another episode has wrapped.
I love you.
What a great episode this was.
This was great. This was perfect.
We had Ollie Pop to hydrate us all episode long.
You guys, have a great summer.
Happy birthday, Oscar.
Go lead him love.
Go be like happy birthday.
May all your dreams come true.
I hope you get everything you wanted.
I'm manifesting just another year of good health,
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