Just Trish - Trisha Is Getting SUED By Hailey Bieber + Interviewing Rescued Astronauts
Episode Date: March 20, 2025On this episode of 'JUST TRISH'--Hailey Bieber strikes back. The Rhode founder is allegedly seeking legal intervention to end influencers contributing to the social media hate campaign in the wake of ...her drama with Selena Gomez. Plus, Trish has some questions for the astronauts that were rescued after spending 10 months in space. And Emma Chamberlain makes her acting debut. 💖🪩Thank you to Ro for sponsoring today's episode!💖🪩 Go to https://ro.co/trish to see if your insurance covers GLP-1s—for free. 💖🪩Thank you to Golden Nugget for sponsoring today's episode💖🪩 Don’t miss out—secure your 100% lossback with a minimum five dollar net loss and start spinning today! Use promo code JUSTTRISH and get started at Golden Nugget Online Casino! Gambling problem? Call one eight hundred GAMBLER. Please play responsibly. Twenty one plus. Physically present in Michigan, New Jersey, Pennsylvania, and West Virginia only. Void in Ontario. New customers only. Lossback for 24 hours, up to one thousand in non-withdrawable Casino Credits that expire in one hundred sixty eight hours. Terms at golden nugget casino dot com slash promos. 💖🪩JUST TRISH MERCH!💖🪩 https://justtrish.com Sponsor Just Trish: https://public.liveread.io/media-kit/just-trish-podcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Honestly, I would be
annoyed just to be annoyed, but I wouldn't really care.
I really don't believe you ever fat because
Every fat person's had a McDonald's cookie
Her name is Trish she's got the fish and all the gossams
filthy rich pretty and pink
hot topic queen and says what everybody thinks to the Just Trish podcast where it's more than okay to be gay here.
I have my, we're both in Disney.
Did you know?
I forgot.
Really?
Wait, same.
I forgot I was wearing this too.
We both.
I love that Disney's gay.
Yeah.
Luca's gay.
I love it.
I love it.
Yeah.
Thanks, Disney.
I love it.
I love this rainbow Disney.
I love your Mickey hat.
And we're happy you're here.
Was Up a Disney?
Up is Disney, I believe.
I don't know.
I think that's a, I don't know.
Are there any queers in there?
The dog, maybe?
The dog.
Do animals have sexuality like that?
Yeah, yeah, there's whales that are gay.
Really?
Yes, I remember because Trixie Mattel quoted a story about two gay whales and called them
the F-slur.
Oh.
Were people mad about it?
No, people loved it.
Oh.
Were you just saying you're part of the Disney tie or you weren't saying they're gay?
Okay.
We went there.
He's like, oh, I have Disney too.
And I was like, oh, I don't know if he's gay, but okay.
Anyways, shout out Trixie and to the gay whales.
Yes.
Were people mad?
People were mad about it?
No, people loved.
Oh.
About the F slur or the whales being gay?
I'm sure there is some homophobes out there who are mad at the whales, but the LGBTQIA
plus communities had work tricks to do.
Yeah, we love.
How do they know?
It's either peens or what?
Yeah, someone out there in nature.
Just knew.
Some marine biologist was filming two male whales having intercourse and interrelations.
Yeah.
They all look the same all
the whales how can you like really tell the difference i'm sure those whales have a way to
tell that's so interesting i i feel like a whale peen has to be really really long oh i see you're
seeing they're doing the genitals because i think a male whale and a female whale look similar every
other place no honestly yeah maybe well there's usually size differences like oh yeah
with well marine biology podcast but like with killer whales like the fins are usually like the
dorsal fins are usually different sizes so this is a plus size whale yeah i guess people would
say that by our society men are usually bigger than the women but not always the case i am the
biggest one here and so well your friends would be here well but even before pregnancy i love the excuse but also
before pregnancy but that's okay i'm fine with it everyone else i'll be like okay you made it 10
seconds without talking about it but you know there's a theory that because you remember that
he sent us the videos of them peeing out in the water oh Oh yeah. You know that there's a theory that the Loch Ness Monster was actually a whale
just showing his cock.
Oh, just showing his cock.
Oh my God.
That was crazy.
And they thought that that was the Loch Ness Monster.
Oh, the Loch Ness Monster was doing that in Scotland?
The whale was doing that.
Are you on gay Twitter? Where did you see that theory?
He got on it after last time.
How do I get on gay Twitter?
Yeah, how did you see that?
Where did you see that?
It was a theory.
Where was that?
I would love to know.
That's crazy.
It was more about the Loch Ness Monster and conspiracies.
They were like, we actually think it was just the whale peeing up in the air or something.
Okay. I like peeing. I just keep coming ateing up in the air or something. Okay.
I like peeing.
It's cute coming out of my mouth.
Well, transition to that.
I'm on the air as a trash tour, you guys.
There's, I don't have a peen, but you can come see me on stage.
I always did want one.
I really did.
When I, obviously, going through my own dysphoria, dysmorphia, like I
always just wanted that genitalia. Like it wasn't even like about being a boy.
It wasn't about anything. I just always wanted that. And I'm very
envious. We watched The Righteous Gemstones for the first time and
there's like a, have you seen it? No. Oh, it's the one that people were talking about. It's like
Danny McBride, Walton Goggins, like John Goodman.
Oh, is it on Max?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I don't know what it is.
I just click on it.
It's like on my – when we open up the TV, it's like there.
Yeah.
It might be Max.
And there was a peen in the first shot, one of the first – or in the first episode.
And it was attached to a fupa like mine.
And I thought that's what mine would look like if I had one.
And it was, you know, they kind of made it like the freeze frame,
so they kind of made it like the joke, but I appreciated it.
It was – also it was flaccid.
We had this talk last time how they always use a prosthetic.
And this was – it was flaccid and it was little
and it was just attached to the fupa.
And I was like, ah, that's kind of a slay.
That would be me.
And I love that they showed that.
And Max really does show.
They love the nudity on there.
Yeah, they do. All right. I liked it. they showed that. And Max really does show. They love the nudity on there. Yeah, they do.
All right.
I liked it.
It was a little violent, the first episode.
Would we continue watching it?
I don't know.
I don't know.
It's kind of over the top.
Like, there's nothing realistic about it.
No.
I like everyone on it.
I also like that kid from Modern Family, the one who played Manny.
Not Manny, but the Manny, the male Nanny.
What is his name?
Oh, Adam Devine.
We talked about him last time. Yeah, he's so good on it. We haven't gotten to the part where Wal male nanny what is his name oh adam devine we talked about him
last time yeah he's so good on it we haven't gotten to the part where walton hawkins is on it yet but
i don't know if i like it but i think we'll not watch it anymore anyways where did i go
back to the eras of trish shore come see us at tyson's virginia literally okay i'm not even
being funny because i've heard of raleigh of course i've heard of raleigh i actually haven't
heard of the other one.
Mashantucket, Connecticut.
That's where you're going?
Mashantucket?
Yeah.
Mashantucket.
We have to get a bus to go there because there's no flights directly there.
Otherwise, you have to take a flight, two flights to get to Rhode Island, and then you got to drive into it.
It's very mysterious.
It's a casino, Foxwoods Casino.
But the first one, never heard of.
Tyson's Virginium.
Never heard of it.
Is that where the chicken nuggets come from?
Ooh, Tyson's Chicken Nuggets.
That'd be fierce if so.
Is that the only thing that's from Virginia is the nuggets?
Have you ever heard of anything from Virginia?
Think of something famous from there.
I feel like they have a bridge or something.
A bridge?
Yeah.
What kind of bridge?
Like a big bridge.
Like a scary one?
No idea.
Isn't there a quarter? I actually have no idea. Isn't there a quarter?
I actually have no idea.
A quarter?
George Washington maybe is from Virginia.
Maybe.
That sounds about right.
Who are the famous things from Virginia?
Should I look up?
I've never heard of Tyson's Virginia.
Amos Beams from Virginia.
I couldn't even tell you the capital of Virginia.
Colonial Williamsburg.
What?
Is in Virginia.
Where is it?
The South? Oh, they're known for their peanuts. I've never heard that in my life. Sonia Williamsburg is in Virginia. Where is it?
The South?
Oh, they're known for their peanuts.
I've never heard that in my life.
No famous people from Virginia?
Let me see.
Virginia's crazy.
Like, what?
How can I not even think of the capital?
Yikes.
The first one that comes up is Chris Brown.
Oh, Sandra Bullock is from Virginia.
Okay.
No one claims this. Pharrell Williams. Right. Pharrell. Camila Mendes is from Brown. Oh, Sandra Bullock is from Virginia. Pharrell Williams.
Right, Pharrell.
Camila Mendes is from there.
Okay.
Rob Lowe.
Missy Elliott.
Okay, I'll do a little.
Can you work it?
Wanda Sykes.
Oh, okay. I'll do a little Wanda Sykes.
I'll do a little bit of that too.
I'll do all of that.
George Washington, you were right.
Okay.
Okay.
Yeah, Virginia is rich history, actually.
Oh.
Rich history.
It's the first site, permanent site of a settlement for the Americas.
Oh.
And I think it has the most presidents.
Eight U.S. presidents were born there.
Probably because it was the first place people lived.
So all the presidents were from there.
I don't know if that's a good thing, I guess.
That's when they took over the land.
Well, anyways.
I decided to go to Virginia.
That's crazy.
What's the capital?
Do we know?
I know all the capitals of every state.
You do.
Virginia.
I have no idea.
Couldn't tell you.
Richmond.
Okay, that sounds kind of familiar.
Richmond, Virginia.
Yeah, it kind of goes together.
Okay. Well well we're learning
so much about Virginia
it's like Ireland
just trying to figure out
what's over there
I don't know
what's over there
but we'll be there
we'll be there
and I think Tyson's
is sold out
maybe Raleigh's sold out
I don't know
I could have some tickets
come see us
we love you
I love going on tour.
But we have the weekend off.
And I think we're going to watch Snow White and White Lotus this weekend.
There you go.
What are you going to do this weekend?
Probably the same.
That's fun.
Do you want to talk about it or no?
We don't have to.
I don't know.
It's not that interesting. I was interested in it. It's really not that interesting. It sounded interesting.
I was interested in it, but it's personal, I guess.
But I think you gave it to me because now I'm like, ow.
I feel also like in pain.
I'm sitting here like, ooh, I'm kind of in pain too.
Your face.
What did I miss?
I was out of the room for a minute.
You missed a lot.
Yeah, I was supposed to go out of town this weekend on a little vacation, but I have a
back injury and had to get x-rays this morning.
Great.
And then I have to get an MRI coming up.
I can't walk or stand, so.
That's crazy.
Yeah.
So you can't work out.
No.
You had a trip scheduled for this weekend and you can't go on the trip.
Yeah.
You might need surgery.
Yeah.
So prayer is up, everybody.
You're in a good mood.
I was just like, can you sit?
Are you okay?
Yeah, sitting, I'm good.
Yeah, I can sit and I can lay down, but I can't stand for like more than a minute or
walk.
Oh my God.
I know.
That's so scary.
I know.
Back pain is no joke.
Ask Luigi Mangione.
He had back pain.
You know him?
Yes.
We had Jeff Wittek on yesterday talking about Luigi Mangione.
Everyone talks about him.
He's a hot topic, yeah.
Is he?
Everyone loves Luigi. Well, not everybody. I guess not hot topic, yeah. Is he? Everyone loves Luigi.
Well, not everybody.
I guess not the CEOs.
But a lot of other people like Luigi.
Do we have him as a hot topic or no?
Oh, no.
No, no, no.
But he had back pain.
So I think of him when I hear.
How did he have back pain?
From what?
I think people say the lore goes that that is kind of the thing that propelled him to
want to do the deed because
he was very active and then he had a really bad back pain like a back surgery and they
weren't insuring him or what yeah something like that and then it sent him over the edge but damn
i mean the back pain will do it for you it's serious yeah if you can't as he was very active
too and then you know he was a hiker he He was hot. I mean, he still is hot. But he had like –
Wild.
Okay.
Okay.
But, you know, like he's very active.
And then when you can't do stuff anymore, it's like, oh, it does suck.
It does suck.
So –
I know.
I had back pain all of a sudden just sitting here.
I was like, wait.
I do.
I think it hurts on this side.
And I'm like, why did this come?
I was fine when you were telling me.
And then I was like, oh, I was opening boxes when you came.
And I was just like, maybe I hurt myself opening boxes.
I open boxes every day.
But I was just like, dang, that hurts.
I don't know what happened.
I got it too, I think.
I caught it from you.
The sciatica of it all.
Well, shout out to all the people living with sciatica because that sounds awful.
That sounds awful.
That's crazy.
And it just comes out of nowhere.
Yeah.
I mean, it's pretty normal.
But like sciatica pain, especially if you have like a desktop, if you like sit down a lot.
But something happened with one of my discs.
I mean, this is so something happened.
One of my discs.
I thought it was so interesting.
I was like, oh, my God.
That's a lot.
I can't believe you're dealing with all that.
You do deal with a lot all the time.
And I feel bad.
I feel sad.
But you're so good.
You have such a good attitude.
And you're always working.
Oh, my God.
Yeah, yeah.
Nevertheless, he persisted.
Yes, that is your quote.
That is the motto, yeah.
Well, you look great.
I love your boys' lives.
Sweatpants.
You look good.
Well, we'll try and do a Patreon.
Go to patreon.com slash justtrish.
We do extended podcasts over there.
And then we're going to do – what are we doing today on Patreon?
I think we'll react – originally I was going to – I was thinking the Hailey Bieber documentary.
Oh, yeah.
But she – quote, unquote documentary.
But TMZ says she's going to start suing people.
So now I think we'll go back.
We said allegedly
we were citing
oh something that's already out there we're good
and I was defending her
she should watch our podcast
you were defending her
what did you say
that she didn't do anything bad like she's not a bad person
and she's literally
she was literally a child
that was a fan of somebody.
Yeah, no problem.
Like, since when that's, like, people follow, like, there's groupies.
Like, people follow bands to everywhere they go, everything they do.
She was a child.
She was enabled by her dad and family.
Like, she, like.
Allegedly.
No, but her dad would take her to all those meet and greets to meet Justine.
Enabling is a crazy term, though.
He's the one that will be like, hey, he or she, say hi.
Like, as a dad, I don't know, I'd be running around my kid after some celebrity.
You would.
You would.
If she loved, like, I don't know who she's going to love by then.
I don't know who's out.
But someone.
Like, my dad did it with me for Michael Jackson.
He, like, took me outside his house and we waited outside.
We were just, like, sitting there, like, where's Michael Jackson?
Like, you would.
But it's a bit different.
Like, he's not's not like your love interest
I'm saying like I don't think she's a bad person. She's
We're not saying no I'm saying like if you were on your side like done. Give the username of that video. We saw him. Internet oddities or whatever.
But it was funny.
TMZ published that.
They have sources that she is seeking a lawyer, the same lawyer that handled Cardi B's case.
Cardi B was able to sue like a blogger um for defamation and um a pitbull attorney lisa moore um who represented cardi like a really like aggressive yeah oh my god that's rude to pitbulls
that's crazy that's synonymous with aggressive okay um but she represented cardi b in the
defamation case against blogger tasha k so hayley wants to
explore this similar illegal action um which makes sense because she does get a lot of now it's like
people are really running with it i do feel bad for the girl and i've always i've always loved
that hayley we got your smoothie girl we got the're on it. Well, okay, but don't you think it's a little, like, I don't know.
Like, I get it.
But, like, suing, like, small bloggers.
Like, sue, like, something big.
Like, the Enquirer or something like that.
You know what I mean?
I mean, after, like, small bloggers.
They probably don't, like, have a lot anyways.
What, you're going to take this, like, house that they worked their whole lives for?
So, you're taking, like, their little house and you have all these, like, mansions everywhere.
Like, do you know what I mean?
Like, it's kind of, look, people sell, likeleg merch in my stuff all the time like literally they knock off
it's like okay like i'm not gonna sue them like sometimes i'm like oh you know maybe don't sell
the exact same thing i'm selling like undercut me but it's like i'm not gonna sue someone over it
you know so it's like they have all this money i don't know what the cardi b was i kind of forgot
that case what was that what were they saying about her let me i need a refresher to you what
was yeah i think with the hayley bieber is it that serious just be like she copied selena i think it's just
like more of like this like comparison side by side like shakira with the beyonce concert i don't
think it's like that serious to sue people over right she's not losing jobs and money or husband
over it well i'm sure it's probably she probably is getting some kind of financial harm if people are not going to support Rode anymore because of it.
You know what I mean?
I mean, are people calling for that?
I just didn't see that anywhere.
Are people like, don't buy her products.
She did this.
I don't know.
It just seems like a lot.
They have a lot of money.
That's all right.
So she was her husband's number one fan.
Yeah, I really don't think there's anything wrong.
I'm your number one fan.
Thanks, babe.
I did marry my number one fan.
Although you weren't a fan before, you became a fan after.
Which speaks volumes.
But also, what about Justin Bieber?
Like, what about his, like, everyone takes away his agency.
Like, he's...
Yeah, he chose her.
He obviously likes her, chose to be with her, has a family with her.
Like, it's like, okay, she was a fan, but maybe her has a family with her like it's
like okay she was a fan but maybe she was a person like she's a person and she he liked that person that's t she is a person the only difference between her and any other fans is that she's
now a famous fan yeah but go talk to any other fan did they not get tattoos of the people they
like did they not get yeah wear and buy everything. That's fan behavior. That's normal.
Yeah, I agree.
We love you, Hailey Bieber. Do not sue us.
I do.
We talk about her a lot. We like her.
We just had a fun little...
The comparisons are fun. I think they're harmless. I don't think she needs to be
suing people. So in
2019,
Tasha K published a series of
gossip videos about Cardi B and Cardi claimed they made her contemplate.
Oh, and Tasha K accused Cardi B of prostitution and contracting an STD.
So that is kind of extreme.
Yeah.
You can't just go around making up stuff about people.
But I feel like this one is.
I guess saying she's a stalker.
Also, in that video, there was a couple crazy things.
There was one claim in the video that I didn't mention in the last episode.
That when Selena entered a wellness facility.
Because she needed a break from her lifestyle.
That Haley was driving past her house to make sure selena was still like in the facility and uh and there was
another claim that um selena gomez got invited to this trip to dubai for like new year's with
kendall jenner and gg hadid like kendall did it to get selena away from justin so hayley could be
with him for new year's so there were some crazy claims in there that like you can't really back
them up with anything they're like the paparazzi videos where she's like in the background and stuff like there was video footage yeah you
know that's you can see it with your own eyes but um there were some wild claims with no video
footage yeah and also the other thing is like it all started like last week or two weeks ago when
the tiktoker claimed that hayley liked a mean tiktok about selena and
benny and she has been very aggressive that hayley did like it but hayley's publicist has
denied the allegation so maybe you should go after her i don't know yeah i think with this it's like
it's not as serious as the cardi b1 i don't know yeah i think that maybe the internet already is
like if you i think they'd probably take it down if she like –
Right.
Ask for that first.
Yeah.
Because even with the Cardi B one, she did ask for Tasha K to take them down.
Oh.
Yeah.
And then she didn't.
No.
So that's why it ended up getting as extreme as it did.
Oh, my God.
Cardi B came to me.
It was a $4 million lawsuit that – and Tasha had to pay out if Cardi B came to me, I'm like, I'm taking that. It was a $4 million lawsuit. And Tasha had to pay out for Cardi B.
And she had to file for bankruptcy in order to pay Cardi B back for it.
But don't you not get paid if they file for bankruptcy?
Like, Cardi B doesn't get any money.
They came up with some kind of payment plan.
I'm sure Cardi is also fine.
Like, she's a very, very rich doctor.
It wasn't even about, like, the money.
Not mine.
I went on a lawsuit once, and they filed for bankruptcy, and they just got nothing. And you got nothing. Yeah, So it wasn't even about like. Not mine. I won a lawsuit once and they filed for bankruptcy
and they just got nothing.
Yeah.
They're just like,
sorry.
I was like,
that's actually crazy,
but okay.
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I liked when Taylor Swift had her lawsuit and she sued for a dollar because she was
like de-gaffed about the money.
She's just like, I just want everyone to know.
What'd she sue for?
Hers wasn't defamation or anything.
Hers was sexual harassment.
Oh. Like, she, a DJ sued her for, like, wrongful termination or whatever because she claimed that he groped her.
And then she countersued him for a dollar because she was like, no, that actually did happen and you sexually harassed me.
And then she won.
Oh, and what's the point of that?
Like, just to kind of.
A symbolic thing, like, to stand up for women who were – because she was taking a photo with a DJ.
Like she did an interview and then she took a photo with him.
And in the photo she's smiling, but he was grabbing her.
I remember that.
Yeah, this was – I forget.
This was maybe 2019 maybe.
And yeah, he – and then he got fired after Taylor like reported it.
And then so he was trying to sue her.
And she was like, no, I'm going to sue you back because you actually did sexually harass me.
And then she won.
Did they have to like testify in court and stuff?
Yeah, she went to court.
I guess she actually showed up.
Yeah, she took it serious.
That's good.
Yeah.
I mean – yeah.
I guess if you're like not even trying to get the money from it.
Yeah.
But that case too, I would say like try and get something I guess because that's like wrong.
I don't know.
It's hard.
That one's hard.
This one's – so who's saying she's suing TMZ?
TMZ, yes. She's hired Cardi B's lawyer and is looking into, like, her legal options.
I guess it's annoying.
I guess that is annoying to always hear it.
You're just like, ugh.
Yeah.
And there's some rumors, like, I forget which one.
I remember there was a big thing that Sloan, it was like she was going back and forth with Sloan for a little bit.
Or, like, she responded subliminally.
I forget what his claim was.
I think it was about when rumors that her and Justin
were having like marital problems
or something.
And he started like this viral
like TikTok rumor about that
a couple months ago.
And then she
I think I remember this.
Responded to that on her Instagram story.
Oh my God.
And yeah,
it does suck to constantly be getting it.
So I do feel for her.
And
And the more you ignore it,
sometimes people can just like
keep going with it.
Exactly.
Like well she's not saying anything,
let's keep going.
So then when you do I guess start a lawsuit, it's more of the the principle of it, sometimes people can just like keep going with it. Exactly. Like, well, she's not saying anything. Let's keep going. So then when you do, I guess, start a lawsuit, it's more of the principle of it.
Just being like, okay, don't do this or I'll do it to you.
And when you have the money and the time.
Uh-huh.
It sucks.
That's a lot of energy.
I know.
And I feel like when she was on Call Her Daddy, I feel like that went well for her.
Because I remember she did Call Her Daddy a couple years ago.
And she like got alex
asked her straight up about the selena stuff and she explained i feel like she explained it well
what did she say she just talked about how like it's getting like out of control and that there
really is no like beef between her and selena and stuff and she kind of like put that to rest
but i feel like every not even every year like every six months it gets picked back up especially
selena's releasing an album so i feel like that reinvigorated it um but honestly like we said last episode i almost feel like if she
did own it she's like yeah like i was a fan of him and i wanted him to be my man and guess what
like if she did like your like manifestation throughout she was like i this was like
manifestation for me like i i really had a crush on him and i just thought would be cute together
and guess what we are cute together. We
made a cute baby. Things are good.
I feel like she can spin it. The problem
is I feel like she took the route to be
the cool, indifferent girl.
Yeah, I don't even know who he was.
That's wild. I feel like you said the
Taylor and Taylor Lautner.
She was like, yeah, I was a believer.
Yeah. I feel like that's cute.
Well, maybe she should come on this podcast and get another ring.
This is the platform.
I love you, Hailey Bieber.
I do.
I do.
I love it.
I have a soft spot for her.
I have a soft spot.
And I actually like, like you were saying, like, I actually like love that ending for
her.
Like, I wish that was me.
I, I followed everyone.
I mean, mine was like Steve Buscemi and Michael Jackson, but I went to marry them.
I did.
I was going, my dad was taking me to all the book signings, everything. Imi and Michael Jackson, but I wanted to marry them. I did. I was going. My dad was taking me to all
the book signings, everything. I don't think he
knew the plan was to marry them. I was like
14 at the time. Just thought you enjoyed the
music. Literally.
He's like, okay.
But that was the goal. That was the dream.
So I think she achieved the dream.
And I love the Erewhon smoothie. It's still going.
You know, because... And the strawberries.
Yeah, because people, their smoothies come and go.
But Hailey Bieber's is forever.
And you got those Krispy Kreme donuts when she had those strawberry glaze.
Remember?
But then they ended up not really being strawberry glaze.
Was it the Hailey Bieber donuts?
Yeah.
Really?
I did get those.
You're right.
I did get those.
You've been a supporter.
And I will, I have to correct myself.
One episode I said that the road lip balms like made.
The peptide lip treatments.
Yes.
They made Amari's lips break out, but someone said Amari was allergic to peanuts and it
has like a peanut thing in there.
So mine did, mine felt itchy, but I think it was, it's kind of like your back pain hitting
me now.
I think I maybe just thought that cause I was like, wait, let me, let me see.
I was like, oh yeah, mine feel itchy too.
But I do feel that sometimes when it's not real. I just feel someone else's pain. I'm like, yeah, I think I feel that too. because I was like, wait, let me see. I was like, oh, yeah, mine feel itchy too. But I do feel that sometimes when it's not real.
I just feel someone else's pain.
I'm like, yeah, I think I feel that too.
You're just an empath.
Yeah.
I am an empath forever and always.
That should be a shirt.
I think that is a shirt.
I think they make empath merch.
I love that you wore Disney.
Why did you wear that today?
That's so funny.
I honestly have no idea.
It's so cute.
You look like you're wearing Disney.
I have no idea.
This is Darian's hat
um and i was like what hat have i not worn in this little collection i'm like that one so you
were giving vacation vibes so i was like oh you're gonna go on vacation i'm so sad for you yeah well
it's over well it's over we tried the kfc mashed potato balls yesterday oh yeah how were those so
good do you like mashed potatoes i think i would like them more in a little fried ball.
Oh, you don't like mashed potatoes?
Not by itself.
Like, as a little side dish, but not, like, a large amount.
Ooh.
I love a large mashed potato.
Sometimes I just order mashed potatoes from KFC.
Really?
Mm-hmm.
And these fried ones were, like, they're fried mashed potatoes, and it was the best thing
we ever had.
There's, like, so many new releases.
The fried mashed potatoes, the Dominoes twisted parmesan crust like there's so many good things happening in the world
right now and that was very different from mashed potatoes what is the fried mashed balls i mean no
there was definitely a mashed potato in there yeah but it's almost like the it's a little it's more
like a crispy it's more like a tater tot but but it's more mashed inside of it. So good. They're good.
Yes.
Get the bucket, though.
It comes with chicken fingers and fries.
That does sound really good.
With the potato poppers.
I do like a potato ball like the –
Porto's?
Yeah, it's like the Porto's one.
It's giving that, but just mashed potato inside.
Yeah.
No meat.
But it would be good if they had a little meat inside of it.
But it was good.
I mean, things are good this week, you know.
So if you're feeling down, get a mashed potato ball.
Maybe not the right thing.
Anyways, I also got a cookie tote this morning from McDonald's and it didn't come in a tote.
It came on those platters that they serve hotcakes on.
Just a big platter of cookies?
You've never gotten a cookie tote?
No.
No, I didn't know either.
My glam squad was telling me like you can get cookie totes from McDonald's and they make them fresh because you
have to have the 13 cookies in the cookie tote. And it comes in like a little cardboard house.
And mine came on a plastic platter that they put hotcakes on. I was very sad about it. I can send
you a picture. I took a picture. Sent it to my glam team. I'm like, what the hell is this?
I was so excited to get the cookie tote and there was no cookie tote. It was just a platter of
cookies that were steamed up. They were still very good. Like McDonald's cookies. I don't know
if I've ever had a McDonald's cookie. I've only had the Wendy's
cookies. Oh my god. That's crazy. I really don't believe you were ever fat
because every fat person's had a McDonald's cookie. That's
the craziest thing I've ever heard. The animal cookies. The animal cookies?
Yeah. They were like little vanilla cookies in a pouch that you opened up.
I've never heard of this before.
What were you getting McDonald's in?
McFlurry, 20 piece chicken nugget, large fry.
I mean, that'll do it.
McFlurry is good.
Our machine is always down, but it is good.
And then I was at Arby's yesterday and they had a, they had floats.
They had like Dr. Pepper floats.
Oh, that's good.
And Coke floats.
And I guess Chick-fil-A is trying those out right now too
is doing floats
of anything you want.
So you know what?
I think life has been worth living
Justin Bieber lately.
That song's always in my head
just that little line.
I'm like it is worth living.
I'm going to Tyson's Virginia.
I'm so excited.
Tyson's Virginia
is actually our smallest show.
It's like 1,400 people.
It's sold out
but it's like 1,400 people.
It's probably a
smaller population. I know. I'm watching it's like 1,400 people. It's probably a smaller population.
I'm watching it be like the biggest city in Virginia.
I think it's pretty small.
It's probably the whole town coming to the show.
That's crazy.
Let us know if you're from Tysons, Virginia.
I'll meet a bunch of them.
I want a pin that says Tysons.
What if they make it Tysons, Virginia?
Maybe it's the Nuggets.
Anyways.
We'll figure it out when we get there.
You did kind of remind me, though, about the viral AI chubby filter on TikTok.
Have you seen it?
No.
Oh, really?
No, but Moses showed me AI on Instagram.
Is it TikTok or Instagram?
It's on TikTok.
It's like you can do it on CapCut.
It's like a filter that makes you look chubby.
Is it the one Jeff used for David on the thumbnail?
Did you see his?
Oh, no.
I should see.
He did something like milking the cow and he put David just like fat.
Let me see.
Probably used it.
Oh, that's scary.
I don't know where he got that from.
Did you do it?
Did you do that?
No, not the thumbnail with the AI.
You're responsible for all thumbnails.
I have no association with Jeff.
That's my thumbnail today.
That is very scary.
Where did you see it?
You saw it on TikTok?
Yeah, it's like a – because now people are saying don't use the chubby filter because
people have – like skinny people have been using it and be like, wow, I really got to
go to the gym today or I'm really regretting eating that Domino's or whatever because
it does – it makes you look chunky.
Did you try it?
No, I did not try it no i did not try i don't
need a reason life is not worth living if i have the freaking chubby filter i wonder what it would
look like like if i put it on me does it have the same i was gonna say i have the same face
i do wonder what it would look like oh wait well try it is it on cap cut or what i can't believe
you're gonna try it for purposes some things you don'm not going to try it. You've got to do an insert. Some things you don't want to see.
Moses hates the old filter.
I was just going to say that.
Yeah, he hates that one.
I'm like, wait, why?
Because you don't know that that's really how you're going to age.
Well, it's not.
It's just a filter.
It's not like predicting the future.
There was a viral video of a dad doing that filter next to his daughter.
She was young and she started crying and hugging him.
That would be me.
Yeah, she was like, she was not and hugging him. That would be me. Yeah, she was like, something that was like,
she was not ready to see this.
Oh, well, yeah,
maybe don't do it with your elderly parents.
That sounds sad.
No, it's more like with your young child.
I've seen people do it with like their boyfriends
if they're both young and they're like,
oh, I found someone I'm in love with,
like 30 years older and it looks like so real.
Like their boyfriend looks old
and then they look young behind them.
Was it viral?
Was it trending?
How did you see it?
Because I saw someone be like, no, guys, don't use this.
Because it.
And she was like a curvier girl.
So she's like.
Oh.
Yeah.
Stop the fat hate.
Yeah.
What do you think about it?
Yes.
Appropriating fat culture.
Fat people.
It is.
Would you be upset if you saw it?
Like if you saw skinny people using it?
I kind of would be annoyed.
I'd be like, why are you.
Especially because they're doing it as like, oh, I don't want to look like this.
Honestly, I would be annoyed just to be annoyed, but I wouldn't really care.
It doesn't bother me.
It's not affecting my life, really.
But I like to be annoyed over things like that because I am fat and I like to be a fat spokesperson.
Everyone lately has been telling me – Jeff was here yesterday, too.
He's like, you know, it's kind of cool.
It's kind of rebellious to be fat now.
And I was like, thanks.
Here we are, just, you know know rebelling against the system like or it was cool or something i was like the katniss everdeen of fatties i know i love it
are they gonna have a fatty in the new book i saw you reading it yesterday
is that why you're not going on vacation you just want to read your book yeah i wasn't sure if it was the the last of us or that the last of us he's reading colleen hoover
books it was the last of us is the pedro pesca oh they have a book too oh well why would you be
reading the last of us how was it you haven't read it oh i would read it in like a day she can finish it like
i almost got it i knew you're gonna ask me if i finished it too coming in today i'm like
i did reply to that story i never replied to any stories ever but i was like yeah i really
gotta check my dms every now and then because i really don't be i literally was like oh my god
this is amazing i was i should listen to audio I was in traffic for like five hours just checking.
Oh, you could have finished it.
You should have started.
I did start it, but like barely a chapter in because I fell asleep.
How does it start?
I don't remember.
I fell asleep.
You don't remember how it starts?
Like, are they in the Capitol?
Are they in the games?
Are they in?
I think District 12.
Haymitch.
Yes.
Well, I would also guess that from the movies.
Got it. Got it. I'm'm excited i'm excited but also i don't want to like speed through it because it's giving me the purpose you know what i mean life is worth living when i'm reading the hunger
game so it's not crazy how like entertainment is that for people it's just like looking forward
to the next thing you gotta you gotta have something to, you know, for you it was the drive-thrus for other people.
It's, you know, Hunger Games.
I do look forward.
A show, you know.
Drive-thrus, Donny Osmond.
I guess concerts.
Yeah, people like concerts.
Yeah.
And then when the concert's over, people get post-concert depression because it's like,
well, what's the high now?
So you always got to chase a high, I guess.
That is, I know.
Do you think everyone feels that way?
Because I always felt that way too.
And like, does everyone have that? i feel like it must be pretty common because
i mean i feel the same too you're never just like content um i'm usually pretty content but to me i
always need a little something to live for like what's the what is gonna the thing that motivates
me to keep going like yeah like last year with like the olivia rodrigo like premiere i was like
that was keeping me alive for like a the monthivia rodrigo like premiere i was that was
keeping me alive for like a month or a couple weeks i knew i was happening and then afterwards
i was still riding high for at least like a month or two i was really holding on to that
those endorphins but um need that again i need something i rachel zegler was snow white junk
it was supposed to be my next high and then then Disney didn't let that happen.
They were like, nope, sorry, Oscar.
I agree.
That's how I feel if I get my jupes right.
I'm like, oh, my reason for living is to have this baby.
But then I'm like, what if I stop having babies?
Then what?
Like, well, I feel sad. Very big canon of you because he just said that he is open to having more children after
his 12th.
So I guess he wants a 13th.
I mean, I get it.
I get it.
I guess if I was a guy, it's easier to have kids than girls.
I get it.
I would want to have 13 more kids.
But I think I'm done.
And that makes me sad.
I'm like, do I have purpose?
For me personally, I'm like, do I have purpose?
I was listening to – it never happens.
There's literally nothing to listen to on the car rides.
And I'm not listening to views anymore
so like Spotify
just spit something out at me
and it was
you don't remember Stephanie Sue
yes
she has like a
Rotten Mango podcast
where she talks about
like true crime
and I didn't really know
I was like listening to it
but not listening to it
and I was like
had this like crazy dream last night
like where did I hear this
and it was about
like human egg farms
and how these like
it was basically a handmaid's tale in real life i guess i'd never seen the show but that's
how she said it and i was like okay but it was basically like this like uh this like town where
they would just like um traffic women and their eggs and then they would like dismember disbody
the women or something like that i was crazy and it's like stephanie sue i was hearing the voice
and i remember her doing mukbangs and talking about this stuff so i'm like is she just doing
like a podcast it was good and it had the scary music and it was
like nighttime when I was driving. It was like, oh, this is so scary. But I guess, I guess those
eggs are valuable because people were just kidnapping women to take their eggs. But they
had to be like between a certain age and whatever. And I was just thinking about this. Like I
remember I wanted to donate my eggs and they didn't let me do it. Really? Yeah.
Like I remember my friend was like, it's like $30,000 to donate your eggs.
I was like really young.
And they told me, nope, not you.
You do have to have certain – like you have to fit certain criteria.
Because even Darian wanted to donate sperm when he needed money.
He was too short.
What?
That is the craziest thing.
What if someone is short and they're like, oh, we want our kid to be short too.
So we want someone with short jeans.
That's.
I think they're like the opposite.
They're like, we're short.
We don't want to give this to our kids.
We want them to experience life being tall.
You know what?
With mine, they did like, and I never had this done ever in my life, but they did a
BMI.
They did like a little like BMI thing.
So I wonder if they're like no fat people either.
Honestly, probably because a lot of the times like obesity is like genetic.
So I'm sure that was probably what they were thinking.
Oh my God.
I was like 20.
I was like maybe 150 pounds.
That's crazy.
Yeah.
I remember they're like, no, we can't use yours.
I was like, that's what I was.
My friend Alexis hold her eggs.
Yeah, she got a lot of money for it.
Yeah.
You get more money for eggs than you do sperm.
Yeah.
Because I think it's harder to retrieve them.
Right.
You can just shoot out willy-nilly, you know.
That's so crazy.
Probably there's so many people who want to have kids and be like, I'll take any sperm
and egg.
Like, give me Trish, give me Darian.
They probably would live for that.
That's crazy.
It would be a very petite baby, but.
I don't know, petite.
Well, I guess short.
It would be interesting, that combination.
I don't know what that would look like.
Yeah, because he has the metabolism of a freaking 12-year-old.
Oh, I do.
I do love that.
Yeah.
I would want to know that before anything else.
I'd be like, okay, can they eat whatever they want?
And Stace can eat.
Yes, absolutely.
That was like the modern family we watched, Cam and Mitch.
They were the only gay couple they knew that was – that like never got asked for their sperm.
And so this like lesbian couple came over and like they're going to ask us.
It's going to be our time or whatever.
And so they thought that they were like asking and then then they kind of felt bad
like okay we'll just ask them whatever then mitch and cam went to their house and they saw like a
hot gay guy there and they're like he's like what's happening like oh well he just he just
offered and just what and then they wanted the good-looking gay guy over the mitch and cam like
no one's ever asked us for our sperm and i was like it's kind of tea i guess you can kind of
pick someone and see and be like,
I want yours.
You know what I mean?
But then you say,
I don't want yours.
That's kind of mean.
Is it true that when you go,
like,
if you are seeking sperm,
like,
you kind of go through
like a book or something?
Yeah,
it's basically like a dating app.
You see a profile
of the person
and all the data about them.
Like,
do they have a bachelor degree do they
have this it's literally like dating like you go through profiles of people how do you know this
i had a neighbor that did that oh were you going she was single no i was like let me look
she had a kid on her own just herself love that with no one so yeah it's like dating
you just choose you choose the guy without choosing the guy just
everything yeah he was like oh i can have a kid because i don't have like a wife and i was like
you can have a kid you can just go through like the things anyone can have a kid presley has three
kids on his own that are his and he has that's cool that's cool a little judgy i guess but i
guess if you pick your partner that you want to have kids, you would also know those qualifications. That's true. So I guess that's true.
So sorry to anyone who ever wanted my eggs.
They said no.
And now they're almost non-existent.
So it's kind of sad, actually.
But love it.
How do we get on that?
I mean, baby number three is here.
Oh, you think I should still do the egg retrieval?
No, I'm saying they definitely exist and they're healthy and happy.
I would love to keep some eggs if I wanted, later on a baby, but I don't know.
Maybe not.
I don't know.
I know it's a tough one.
A tough one.
I don't know.
Just closing out the egg farm as Stephanie Sue put it.
That was crazy.
Human egg farm.
And no one did anything about it.
Like how?
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best um baby name came back and i had said this before hubie halloween i had said this for so
long remember yes and i always said no i love it someone came back with that i love hubie halloween
so thank you for that let's see but speaking of names oh here we go he had a list he didn't i
forgot last time yeah he's like i forgot every episode i love this segment so let's see a few names that came up gucci gucci like gucci
oh house of gucci oh house okay okay gaga gucci yeah prada are they just designers are we doing
louis keffrey star of a dog named prada but then um but then with movie poster james bond okay Coaster, James Bond. Okay. Got it.
Lotus for the white lotus.
Okay.
Oh, that's kind of cute.
Lotus.
I mean, it's a good name.
Yeah.
It's a very, because it's also zen.
Yeah.
Nemo.
Nemo's cute.
No, I hate Nemo.
I like animal movies.
I mean, I'd rather go with Ponyo, but yeah.
Oh, except for Ponyo.
I love a Ponyo.
No, it's just a little girl, so.
Okay, yeah.
I thought it was a fish.
Turns into a girl. Oh, I love that. I need to watch Ponyo she's a little girl so okay yeah I thought it was a fish turns into a girl
oh I love that
I need to watch that movie
that's a top one for me
I tried
Malibu was too young
but
I played it once
yeah
she kind of watched
a little bit of it
but
mine's Ponyo
Aquamarine
and
Hoobie Halloween
those are my top three
I love Ponyo
that's cute
cute
and then
there's a couple more
Seattle
like Sleepless in Seattle.
No.
What?
Who said that?
Worst name ever.
And the last one.
No offense to the Seattles out there.
No offense.
If your name is Seattle, change it.
The last one is Saturday Night.
What?
Okay.
I'll bet you love those.
Those are the ones you wrote down.
There's Wednesday.
I mean, there's going to be Saturday.
I love Wednesday, but Rupert Grint named his daughter Wednesday.
Oh, did he?
Yeah.
I kind of see that for him, too.
Like, I feel like Rupert and Wednesday, that's like a cute.
Oh, like British.
Yeah.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah, I like it.
Probably red hair, I'm assuming.
Oh, right.
I feel like that's cute.
A Wednesday with red hair.
But that's like Wendy's.
That's what I was thinking.
Oh, I was like Wednesday.
I think I'm like Wednesday Adams. Like Janet Orte's like Wendy's. That's what I was thinking. Oh, I was like Wednesday. I think I'm like Wednesday Addams, like Janet Ortega.
Wendy's would be cute.
That's a good name too.
Just name after every fast food.
Well, that concludes me and Moses' segments of fast food hot picks and names that I never saw, but love that.
Thank God Oscar's here for more hot topics.
I have an actual hot topic too.
You have a hot topic?
Oh, say it, say it.
So you remember the whole thing with Drake and Kendrick,
like the whole beef between them?
Yeah.
So the record label actually responded to the lawsuit
and they basically said,
Drake, like you entered this rap battle, whatever,
and you lost.
It's kind of like it reminded me of uh
blake lively and you love the reference because they entered they entered you know a pr bottle
battle she lost and then she sued so like what are you suing now because you lost you made
because he made a song about him that you know with claiming like you know dv and all kind of
stuff about kendrick and i'm like so anyway it was interesting that the record label was the one that
said sorry you lost the battle i like it i like it well don't do a rap battle and expect to win
a lawsuit i suppose that's the moral of that story. I think you're going to sue your way out of it. Well, Ryan Reynolds also said that recently.
He asked the judge to dismiss the case
because he's like, you can't sue over hurt feelings,
is what the quote was.
So he asked the judge to dismiss the lawsuit
against Ryan Reynolds.
Don't know if he did, but I guess that makes sense.
What was he mad about, Deadpool?
I mean, look, I'm a little more team Justin.
I know we don't really talk about it anymore in here,
but it is probably true. I mean, you're going'm a little more team Justin. I know we don't really talk about it anymore in here, but it is probably true.
I mean, you're going to sue Ryan Reynolds for making fun of you in Deadpool.
I don't know.
Is that that serious, that one?
There's other serious stuff happening.
That one, I'm like, okay.
Yeah.
Nice pool.
I don't know.
Okay.
You have a man bun and you're a feminist.
I'd be excited if you made a character after me.
Same.
I love a little parody moment. If it's like, oh, that's supposed to be Trish, I'd be excited if you made a character after me. Same. Like, I love, like, a little parody moment.
If it's like, oh, that's supposed to be Trish, I'd be like, love that so much.
Well.
Have you ever been parodied?
I mean, just Snatch Game, I guess.
Oh, my God.
Not really.
I'm trying to think.
There was one movie I saw.
This was a while ago.
Like, I think before the podcast.
I think it was, like, a scary movie. It it's gonna kill me not knowing me like one of the girls name was like one of the
characters names was trish and she did i think it was maybe freaky i want to say it was like yeah
they use my song whoa i didn't even put that together it was like a horror movie um and what it was like
with vince vaughn and katherine newton and it came out in 2020 and i remember being like i remember
watching it and there was like a character named trish and she did kind of have like your isms
really yeah and i was like oh is this supposed to be later i'm trying to think was it really
no no it was like someone random i want to say someone said she
had a movie or something and her character's name was trish and they also thought it was like me
really let me look up reny rodriguez is imdb reny rodriguez trish because someone's like oh she had
your name she had the same thing like your same mannerisms i want her to play me in a movie i love rainy rodriguez i love her too i can't sing it yeah i love it
oh and austin and ali she played trish de la rosa oh is that what people are referencing that's so
crazy i never watched it did you i didn't see it but be like oh she reminds me of you and that and
her name is trish i was like oh god so lay all day i love that that was like her big starring
role is it a horror?
It's not horror.
No, it's a Disney Channel series.
Yeah.
You were talking about a horror movie named Trish.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I was talking about a horror movie.
Freak.
But freaky.
This is a Disney Channel show with Ross Lynch who has been making the rounds lately.
Oh, he has.
What was he on?
I saw him on something.
Was he on a podcast?
Yes, he was on Therapist.
He was in Tarayami's car video.
Wow.
He's making the rounds, yeah.
Should we get him on?
Maybe.
He was in the choice of on one of the girls' music video.
He was like the straight guy in it.
Oh, he was the backup.
Right?
He wasn't the first choice.
Who was the first choice?
I think there was a first choice and it wasn't him.
Oh.
Who was it?
I know.
What was it like?
I love being a backup.
If someone's like, oh, this person wasn't available, who's the second choice?
I mean, at least they thought of him.
It was kind of supposed to be someone else and I can't remember.
But maybe like, I don't know.
I can't remember.
What's he been on that I wouldn't know?
That's a good question.
What do you know him from?
I know him from, he's always shirtless. Oh, he's just being shirt would know it's a good question what do you know him from um i know him from he's always shirtless so yeah being hot you never saw you never saw teen beach movie i'm
assuming you did i may know the tiktok song that's like this is a song and then to help the story
along yes is that what he's done yes and he was in um chilling adventures of sabrina do you know that no okay he's a disney
channel boy he uh he was in austin and ally with uh oh we need to watch austin alley and have an
austin alley era who plays austin and ally he plays oh who's ally um laura morano we need to
we need a deep dive into this this should be our Patreon watching Austin and
Allie and reacting
I feel like that's
what I would like
if Randy Rodriguez
and Ross are just in it
you're sold
I am sold
I will 100%
damn
I love that
okay
I'm in
let's get him on
yeah
he's been
he's making the rounds
when he was with
Taria I mean
and
he found out that Jake Webber bought her the car.
He was like, wait, what?
He was also equally confused.
What do you mean?
He's your ex, but he bought you his car?
That's weird.
I don't think he knows the lore behind it.
But I think Tara was giving him the lore and he was reacting in real time.
Oh, they were in her car?
Yes.
Oh.
Was he promoting?
Good question.
I guess himself.
I love that.
I do that sometimes. I would just go on podcasts and have nothing to promote. You he promoting? Good question. I guess himself. I love that. I do that sometimes.
I would just go on podcasts and have nothing to promote.
You did that.
You talk about like mukbang-ing.
Yeah.
I remember you came to like Access Hollywood.
Oh, yeah.
Well, that one I didn't ask to be on.
Usually I was asking to be on podcasts.
Oh, you were asking.
I think impulsive.
I think I asked to be on it.
I think I was like asking.
And I was just like, okay, I'll come on.
But Access invited me.
But that was a weird one.
It was definitely just like, so what do you think about when you mukbang?
And I was like, I loved it.
It was everything.
And you were, was it ABC News where you did a mukbang interview?
Oh, yeah.
That one was like a serious piece.
They were very like the dangers of mukbang.
That was crazy.
Remember that lady came to our house and then she was like in the kitchen and they wanted
me to eat the skins off the KFC.
They just thought it was like, oh my came here i think from like the white house like
that's the thing she did before that was like the white house and then we went out and celebrated
because i was like this was like my floppy or nothing was happening so i remember celebrating
that and we went to applebee's i got the shark drinks after and it was like a big deal they
didn't pay us but i still was just like let's celebrate the whole crew and lights and
cameras and everything we had to ask them i was promoting oversharing as you cut that actually
i think that's over now it was in like a day i was like you know what it's done so oh my god
oh well you know what but then et came to our house shortly after like a week later so we were
kind of in the mix of the they were gearing up for the just trish launch because that was all
like within a month of us launching so the momentum was there see we're celebrating our small wins our abc news
our et and then we got just trish so the celebration brought us more things to celebrate
and i brought us oscar because i think i asked about you because you weren't supposed to be here
but then you were i was sick i think i had covid or something yeah because i remember i was supposed to come um but my the
girl that did come i'm friends with she like loves you so she was so excited she was texting me
um and i was like hayley bad news i'm down so it's gonna be just you and denny girl but she
was really excited i thought it was gonna be you i was shook to see denny but now that i know denny's
a legend i'm honored that he was here. He really is in the mix everywhere.
Yeah, he sure is.
Speaking of in the mix, did you see the iHeart Awards?
Crickets.
Yeah.
I was looking at it as we were actually filming.
We were actually filming while it was happening.
And I was like, should I break the news or not?
Wait, break what news?
What happened?
Who was winning
at the time?
You know,
like Gaga,
like Gaga was winning
Innovator of the Year.
We were filming
Hot Topics?
We were,
we were filming
and it was like trending on,
because I always check.
Wait,
the High Heart,
what?
They have awards.
I got that,
but like it was while
we were filming
our Hot Topics.
It was yesterday.
Maybe during the Jeff episode, was it filming?
No, we weren't filming.
We were here.
Oh, because we did it late on Monday?
Yeah.
Oh, maybe, maybe.
Taylor Swift won tons of awards.
Oh, yes, yes, yes.
You're right.
You're right, because it was late Monday.
You should have been breaking it as just live.
We could have been on the boots on the ground.
I didn't know if iHeartRadio awards are a thing.
I don't think they are. I don't think they are.
I don't think they are. I heard you
playing like a clip and that's the only thing I knew about iHeartRadio
awards were the influencers.
I love, there was, okay,
I don't love it. First of all, it's like sad because I've also been there.
We were at Wicked, not a lot of snaps,
but there was two influencers on the red carpet at the
iHeartRadio awards and literally
someone, they're like, who are they or something? And then there's
like influencers who influence nobody.
And it was just like no clicks.
Did you see this clip?
Influencer that influences no one.
Is it all influencers again?
There's nobody influencer awards.
These are people that influence
absolutely nobody.
Yeah, you probably got
more influence than I.
I mean, they were just two young girls.
Like, I kind of felt bad or whatever.
But, I mean, and then all the comments were in the favor of the, you know.
Photographers.
Yeah.
They're like, yeah, I'm so sick of influencers coming to these events or whatever.
And it's like.
I called it the I Heart Kia Awards.
Who did?
Twitter.
That's crazy.
I Heart Kia.
Well, I never heard of these award shows.
I want to go personally.
But they have like interesting categories.
Because like Taylor Swift won one tour of the decade or something.
No, but she had one of like the best guests or something.
Like she had Travis Kelsey on.
Oh, he won best guest on her tour?
She won for bringing him.
I don't know.
Was she there to accept?
No, she filmed a very sweet message from her home
and her,
Travis Kelsey,
it was shaky,
so I know Travis Kelsey
was the one
holding the forgiveness hand.
Yeah, it was like.
Why didn't they put it
on a tripod?
Good question for.
They wanted to make it
feel real.
They were like,
yeah, serious, yes,
like, thanks.
You know,
iHeart does, you know,
control the airwaves,
so it's good to be in there,
you know, good graces.
Oh, okay.
If you want, like, radio play.
Who was there, anybody? Oh, Benson Boone and JoJo Si okay. If you want, like, radio play. Who was there?
Anybody?
Oh, Benson Boone and JoJo Siwa.
Benson Boone, JoJo Siwa.
Lady Gaga showed up for her award.
Yeah.
That's big.
I think this is me just, you know, guessing.
I did technically work for iHeart for a little – when I worked for Ryan Seacrest.
Wow.
You got paid by them?
Yeah.
So – but this is just speculation.
I think they know going in that, you know, they got the award. Oh. So people were clowning on speculation. I think they know going in that they got the award.
Oh.
So people were clowning on Benson Boone because they announced he won.
He was like trying to have like a little –
A shot?
Yes.
He was like –
Oh.
But yeah.
I can never act.
Like Beyonce?
Yeah.
If someone told me I was winning an award, I definitely cannot act.
I would just get up.
I'm like, okay.
I kind of know.
I don't know.
When you were doing your little – your extra work on last episode with Dakota Johnson,
you were pretty good with your shocks.
That would be me.
I guess so.
If I won an award, I'd just be like, oh.
Same look.
That's my shocked look every time.
I would love to win an award.
I think that's the only other thing I want to do in life.
I feel like I've done a lot.
You know, I've been on TV shows now.
I think I want to win an award and that's it.
But I don't know for what.
The Emmys are in September.
Emmys for sure I could win.
Could we be nominated for the show?
We talked about this digital.
I don't know.
Amelia de Moldenberg and Hot Ones were nominated last year.
So I forget what their category was.
So there technically is a way, I believe.
Is it a web series?
Probably something like that.
What about my SNL cameo?
I think that could get you something.
You think? Maybe. I'm asking C asking ca i also have another cameo well it's not gonna be this
year but next year so i'm gonna ask him campaign for me i would love i would love to just win an
award it'd be fun but not like a streaming award i don't want that like no yeah i need that maybe
you can win a glad award i would love. How do I get nominated for that?
I know someone who works at GLAAD.
Oh, just the nepotism?
Just like Oscar knows somebody, get us in.
Broadway, you might win one for Broadway.
Oh, yeah, Tony.
Oh, I wonder if there is a category for that.
I think for like a one night.
Yeah, like one night, somebody from LA.
In New York.
That's the most specific.
Well, I think so.
Me and Hugh Jackman. You could win for best fundraiser on Broadway.
Yeah, that's true.
Okay, well, let me know how I submit to these things.
I have no idea.
You have to run a whole campaign, a FYC campaign.
FYC, what is that?
For your consideration.
It's expensive.
It is.
Like, Enora paid, like, I think Enora's campaign was, like, $19 million.
And the film cost $6 million.
That was kind of crazy. I mean, that is a little silly. I mean, $19 million. And the film cost $6 million. That was kind of crazy.
I mean, that's a little silly.
I mean, $19 million can help so many people.
That's kind of crazy.
I know.
We always think about that.
But that's the way the world works, I guess.
For like an Oscar.
Who was it?
There was a famous actress who was like, I really think the Oscar should be private.
Did you see that recently?
That was Debra Vance, right?
No, that was like during the fires. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. There was an actress like yesterday that said that.ance, right? No, that was like during the fires.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
There was an actress like yesterday that said that.
Oh, really?
That was like award shows should be private.
And her argument was more like,
so we can just like have fun
and not let them be televised or something.
You mean just not televised or?
Yeah, like have the award show,
but like not have them televised.
I think her thing was like,
then they could just celebrate in private or something.
I don't know.
I think the whole point is they make money from the advertisements.
Yeah, like advertisements.
Remember that one award show where people were just like walking by with like waters
that were like – everything was sponsored.
Remember that one?
That was the Golden Globes.
What was it?
Remember?
It was like Awkwafina or something.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
And they were just like –
It was like the water girl.
Yes.
Not Awkwafina.
It begins with the – what was it?
She was kind of iconic, though.
She was like in all the shots.
She was serving, yeah.
It was like good product placement.
It was the Fiji water girl.
Oh, yeah.
What an icon.
More award shows should do that.
Just have the Fiji roaming around.
Everyone wants the water.
Everyone's thirsty at those things.
But the iHeart Awards besides
being the Kia Awards um they had a tribute to Mariah Carey I love it and um Mariah Carey's
reactions went viral because she like clearly was like unimpressed was she in the audience yeah she
was in the audience like and they kept like you know, painting to her as these artists were singing.
And she was not very impressed.
Who was singing?
Tori Kelly, who really is a really great vocalist.
Great singer.
Yeah.
And then the other one was Mooney Long.
And they sounded good.
I guess Mariah Carey really is just the vocalist.
It's hard to get artists to do a tribute to Mariah Carey because she is the vocalist.
Yeah. Unless you're like Ariana Grande.
I feel like it's only one.
Maybe a Cynthia Erivo even.
Right.
Yeah.
But Tori Kelly is a special,
like I know her more than Mooney Long
and Tori Kelly is a great vocalist.
She has a really great like soulful voice.
Was she good?
She was good,
but not like Mariah.
What was she singing?
What song?
Mooney Long did We Belong Together
and then I want to say Tori Kelly did Emotions. Let me? Mooney Long did We Belong Together and then I want to say
Tori Kelly did Emotions. Let me double check though.
Singing We Belong Together is wild because it's like such a famous
song and it's like damn. It's like singing I Will Always Love You
to Whitney Houston or something like that. Yeah.
Ugh.
I would have loved to have performed for Mariah Carey.
I love her. That's what I was thinking. I was like
would you have performed for Mariah? Yeah.
But I would have done We Belong Together I feel.
Or that one's hard. I would have done the Heartbreaker.breaker how's that go heartbreaker you got the best of me but i just
keep on coming back incessantly do you have to play these games on me i would have should have
known right from the start you You were gonna break my heart.
Wow.
Remember the music video was like in a movie theater.
Jimmy insert Mariah's reaction to that.
I want to see.
And you know, I've been doing this, you know, my whole life.
Singing is first and foremost.
It's a God given talent that I'm grateful for.
Her thing is something different.
That was good.
You did the moves too with it.
I love that song back in the day.
I remember it being like on TRL all the time,
that music video.
Yes, I did.
Yes, I do love that era of her.
I like the,
Why you so obsessed with me?
Boy, I wanna know.
Lying that you're sexing me
when everybody knows.
Clear that you're...
I love that one.
And I also love the that I can make it through
the rain I can stand up once again on my own and I know that I'm strong enough to say and every time I feel afraid. And I hold tight unto my faith.
And I live one more day.
And then I made it
through the rain.
That was beautiful.
I want to play her
in a biopic.
Thank you for that.
They're trying to do
a biopic of her life
and I'm gunning for it.
I would love,
I'll go on,
Majara will go on
wherever you need me to go on.
I need to do it.
I would love to play her
and I want to do
the vocals too.
I want to have my voice.
I remember one time in like third grade, let me second grade.
We had to do for like Black History Month.
We had to like do a report on like an inspirational black person.
And I was like, I try to do my report on Mariah Carey.
And I was like, well, she performed to raise money for 9-11.
And I was like so like genuine about it.
Yeah.
And I think they were looking more for like a MLK or like a Rosa Parks or something.
Oh, that's good.
I mean, I get that.
But there's probably other people doing that.
Yes, exactly.
And I remember I didn't get a good grade on my report because I did Mariah Carey.
But I was like, I think she counts.
That's crazy.
What did they say?
Why?
I think just because she like singing for a 9-11 fundraiser wasn't enough.
That's pretty big wait
what was the category i know it's black history month but was it like influential yeah we had to
do like a little report like write a little report or something about it and remember we had to like
hang we had to like pin it up on like the the wall or something i need a brian carey yes i did
brian carey do you remember other people did no i don't i guess it is safe to go with martin luther
king yeah yeah yeah rosa park
yes but i feel like an argument can be made for mariah carey for sure yeah she's an icon
but um yeah i i feel bad for um tori kelly and minnie long though because like
there's just no winning like you know they must have known going into it that
the mariah carey is you know she's not gonna be. They must have known going into it that the Mariah Carey is, you know, she's not going to be impressed.
Yeah.
But that's kind of also, like, again, a compliment.
Yeah.
Like, I would love for Mariah to be like, don't sing.
Remember Celine Dion did that?
Someone sang and she, like, rolled the window on them?
Yeah.
I love that.
I would love, actually.
That's so iconic.
Oh, that's very Harry Daniels tease, you know.
Yes.
But they love when Harry sings to them, so.
Harry should sing to Mariah.
Is he still singing to people?
Yes, he just did Haim, the Haim sisters the other day.
He did Lizzo.
He posted Lizzo yesterday.
Oh, yeah.
That was a good one.
Yeah.
So he's still singing.
He's still singing.
He's more selective now, I think, though, which, you know, as he should.
I mean, also, too, I mean, do you get burned out at some point?
I know.
It's just like, how many celebrities can I find to sing to?
I do love Harry Daniels' close friend story because he goes through that, too, I mean, do you get burned out at some point? I know. It's just like, how many celebrities can I find to sing to? I do love Harry Daniels' close friend story because he goes through that, like, existential crisis of, like, I'm never singing again.
And then the next slide, yeah, I am going to be singing to people.
Yeah, he's such a serve.
He's a slay.
I love him.
So he got some lipo done on his face.
And then he was still performing the lizo with, like, his lipo bandages on.
Oh, he had the lipo?
Yes.
His sister had that at Wicked.
She had the li bulb bandage.
That's what I told them.
I was like, oh, it's very –
Wow.
They're like, we love the results.
What are they getting it on?
The chin?
The chin, yeah.
That's what he's saying.
Everyone's getting that.
I do love that.
I would love to get that.
I know.
And I didn't – they already are so like teeny.
I didn't even think that would work.
That is crazy.
Like why are you getting the – when people are – yeah.
Especially when you're young.
Yeah.
I have a lot of questions for him. As always i'm sure he'd answer he's so quick to answer
he's so quick yeah he's the best yeah he's on his on it and on his phone and love him
here daniel's a king actually he should have a podcast everyone's coming out a new podcast too
and i'm like you know what he should have and he knows like everyone too so you can get the
connection and it's so funny like when he's saying to the heim sisters who the heim sisters i didn't really know were like online like that because they are
pretty much like they kind of keep to themselves but they were gagged when they saw harry daniels
yeah they were like yeah this is great they were they were who are they the heim girls um
they're three sisters they opened up for taylor. They're from Encino. So they're valley girls.
You love a valley girl.
Anytime someone's from my neck of the woods, I support.
Unless you're like a murderer, I guess.
Who's a murderer from Encino?
I'm sure someone.
Is there like the Encino murderer that goes to the Chili's beforehand?
The Encino Chili's, no less.
I'm sure.
Get that fried mozzarella.
But they're friends with Taylor Swift.
They're like more alternative, alternative pop kind of girls.
They're like, I don't know.
That's them.
Sad boy vibe.
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Tibbs.
No, like they're more.
You said alternative.
Yeah, but that was more like emo alternative.
Like they're more like pop alternative if that makes sense.
Yeah.
I don't know what that means.
Okay, well.
Like Avril Lavigne?
Sure, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I like her.
Avril Lavigne come on the podcast too.
I had a dream about Avril Lavigne the other day.
What was it?
We were at her house. I think it was the same day on the podcast. I had a dream about Avril Lavigne the other day. What was it? We were at her house.
I think it was the same day I had a dream.
The same night I had a dream we went to Disneyland.
I also dreamed we were at Avril Lavigne's house.
Wow.
You love her?
I have not thought about Avril Lavigne in a long time, so it was a really random dream.
But I did love her back in the day.
Which era?
Boyfriend?
My favorite was, hey, hey, you, you.
I don't like your girlfriend
No way, no way
Think you need a new one
Isn't that crazy?
Everyone praised her for that song
but anyone else would be like a homewrecker.
You're like Hailey Bieber.
You're just like, wow, you copy.
You got it.
Like, you know what I mean?
That's true.
If Hailey Bieber did a TikTok to that song
we'd be like
Or even like Ariana Grande
the breakup with your boyfriend
like a breakup with your girlfriend
like people like slay it all day
but then like anyone else is like, yeah
there is a weird
un-hatering for no reason.
I actually now
I feel bad for Hailey Bieber.
Hailey call me.
Come on my podcast.
We'll set the record straight.
Yeah.
And I care more about you
than even Justin Bieber.
I don't you know
I hope he's okay
but I care more about your life
you know.
Me too.
I do like the Hailey Bieber.
Yeah.
Yeah.
We change our tune
after the lawsuits.
No I'm just kidding. We're quick. We're're quick to flip because i really do take it at entertainment entertainment face value yeah entertainment purposes only yes because it's like wow it
is kind of shocking but then they didn't think about it after yeah it wasn't like damn that
that i do think it goes too far because then when you go to like hayley's tiktok and you're
leaving all these comments like wow you're obsessed with Selena, stalker, evil, nasty woman.
Then it's like, yeah, then you kind of cross the line.
You know, it's like, girl, it's not – is it really that serious?
She's married.
She has a baby.
Yeah.
Selena's fine.
She's in love.
Like Benny loves her, treats her well.
They're engaged.
Like everyone is fine.
Like everyone can relax, you know?
Relax.
Yeah.
I get those sometimes from Shane who stands once in a while.
You're obsessed with Shane.
I'm like, well, he's been a hot topic, but now he makes sure not to talk about it.
I'm like, oh, my God.
Okay.
If I see him pop up on my feed, I'm going to talk about him.
But okay.
He has a lot of stands.
Like, not a lot, but I get a few of those comments.
I mean, it is crazy to think about.
Like, I was actually thinking about this the other day, like seeing how many views that
like, you know, there's people that if we talked about like with our audience, right?
It's like if we were like said something sweet about Shane, they'd be like, why are you saying
or like a James?
Like, oh, why are you talking nice about James?
But technically they're like, they have a bigger platform than us by like 10 times.
Like, you know like
James does too still
yes he has a humongous platform
he gets so
millions of views
on his videos still
crazy
so it is crazy
like each
creator has like
a different audience
that like doesn't
F with you know
other ones
but
it's crazy
James' audience
is so much bigger than ours
so
he's been quiet recently right
there's not been anything
he was at the ArtCard Awards
oh
yeah what did he win I think he was he's there he's influencing His audience is so much bigger than ours. He's been quiet recently, right? There's not been anything. He was at the iCard Awards. Oh. Yeah.
What did he win?
I think he was.
He's just there.
He's influencing.
Influencing no one.
That's my favorite thing.
Influencers who influence no one.
It's me.
I consider myself a creator.
There was a.
Not an influencer.
Okay.
No one.
You know what?
That's not true.
There are people who write to me and be like, you know what?
I did try Robani.
I mean.
Yeah.
Can we say that?
Oh, my God.
You're the testimony today.
Who?
I was like, someone told me the other day.
No, we were just like afterwards.
I take off my wig.
And I was like, yeah.
Like, I put an inquiry to Robani.
I was like, okay.
Technically, it was someone else who pushed me to do the Robani.
But, yeah.
Yeah.
But that's pretty good. I was like, damn. I didn't use the robot. But yeah. Yeah, but that's pretty good.
I was like, damn.
I didn't use the code.
My code?
Our code?
Wow.
You're going to try and get that free insurance check.
I honestly, yes.
I just sent my insurance information.
No joke this morning.
Wow.
Yeah.
All you got to do is really send them a copy of your insurance card.
Yes.
And you take a photo of the front and back.
Yeah.
And I just did that this morning.
So I'll keep you posted. Oh, well, fingers crossed this morning so fingers crossed i love that coverage that's great i love it um speaking
of influencers emma chain melina starring in her first movie she's making her debut film uh
performance in forbidden fruits with kind of some big names li Lily Reinhart from Riverdale. Victoria Pedretti.
She was in You.
She was in...
Yeah, she was in Love and You.
Lola Tong.
She's from...
Not To All the Boys I've Loved Before.
Somewhere I Turned Pretty.
And Alexandra Shipp.
And she was from X-Men.
Wow.
Yeah, some big names.
Is Emma top billing with them?
Like, I mean, in the same billing?
Yeah.
Wow.
Yeah, so she is... What's the movie about? Is it a horror? What is it? Like, I mean, in the same billing? Yeah. Wow. Yeah, so she is.
What's the movie about?
Is it horror?
What is it?
Yeah, it's about, it kind of is an interesting premise.
It's like these girls work at an Apple store.
When the mall closes, they have, like, a femme cult.
And they do, like, witchcraft.
Love that.
Me too.
That's so cute.
I really like the premise.
Yeah.
Okay.
I see her in there.
She's, she'd be a good actress because, like, she's kind of private these days.
Yeah. So you don't really think of Emma Chamberlain when you watch it.
So it's going to be a little bit like an American Horror Story, like the Witch Coven one.
Maybe that is kind of the vibe, right?
I like it.
All females.
Yeah, and it's pretty much all it girls.
Although Emma Chamberlain has denounced the title of being a fashion it girl because she
says it's a little too inclusive.
She did an interview yesterday where she denounced, actually, i don't want to be called the fashion it girl which is
kind of fierce i guess like imagine if you were like i don't want to be the it girl i don't want
to be the fat girl anymore stop calling me that don't put me in a box i mean kind of a weird day
i don't know i to me i wasn't thinking like fashion i guess people do call her that but
that's not mine i think of her as you know, the influencer who made it out.
The influencer who is influencing.
Made it out of the kiosk.
Yeah.
That is kind of weird when people, yeah, say they make the statement.
Yeah, that is true.
Yeah, you kind of have to let other girls just, you know, do that for you, I suppose.
But I mean, she is like always with Vogue and always with like Louis Vuitton.
So you are technically a fashion girl. Yeah, you you are you are at the met gala every year and she gets insane pulls like when
she does like the red carpet so yeah just take the title i mean there's worse things to be called
i mean that's crazy to be like i'm tired of people calling me this is like
well i guess she wants to be an actress now that's true yeah so maybe she wants to go like more that route although there is a curse when you do like that platinum pixie cut like the katie
perry because i feel like people are meaner to her now that she has that hair really it's like
the karen cut or something yeah it's just like it's hard to pull off is that what katie perry
when she had it she had a downfall or what? Yeah, that was Witness. Swish, swish, bish.
Yes.
And then she always made jokes about it too.
She's like,
I hear you.
I'm never doing that again or whatever.
Wow.
I need a wig ASAP.
I want to see what it looks,
I want to see what it feels like for a day.
Well, you were bald for a Lost podcast.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, I did love the bald cap.
I know I do.
I actually like myself bald.
I've been bald for something else too.
What else was I bald for over there, Moses?
Other than Lost. What else was I bald for over there, Moses? Other than lost.
What?
You don't remember?
I was bald for something else.
Okay, maybe just that.
I loved it though.
It was fun.
It's fierce.
It is freeing.
I mean, not to say like I mean I want to be bald, but there's something freeing about
it.
You know what I mean?
Like I would rock it.
I would rock it.
Although I've just grown my hair for the first time in my entire life, so I do want to keep it.
But I don't mind a little shaved look.
I don't know what my head would look like.
I think my head's a weird shape underneath.
Maybe a little bumpy, a little oversized.
Would you ever do like little pixie cut that Emma Chamberlain has?
If I was tiny.
I do love a pixie cut.
I think it looks cute on people.
Yeah.
I'd love a little pixie cut.
Yeah.
I remember I wanted – when everyone was like buzzing their hair, I think it must have been people yeah i love a little pixie cut yeah i remember i wanted when
everyone was like buzzing their hair i think it must have been like beginning of covet or something
everyone started buzzing their hair yeah i was um i was like i'm just gonna do it but then i was
like i have a big old head so have you ever tried it no i was just like i was literally yesterday
like his buzz cut he did one where he like buzzed his entire head and i was like i kind of like that
it looks freeing it looks like just like no hair on your head you know
I think it depends
on like your head size
like I think I have
a really like
big old round head
so
mine is too
do you know
your circumference
no
I guess you have to
know it for wigs right
yeah I know it for wigs
I actually don't know
it off the top of my head
but I know it's huge
and people always tell me
there's only one influencer
with a bigger head
than me that wears wigs
because I'm like
am I the biggest head
and they're like
no actually this person does
who
well bleep it oh that makes sense yeah I don't know why we need to bleep it There's only one influencer with a bigger head than me that wears wigs. Because I'm like, am I the biggest head? And they're like, no, actually, this person does.
Well, bleep it.
Oh, that makes sense.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I don't know why we need to bleep it, just in case.
I don't want people to think I'm hating for no reason.
But I was like, thank God.
Because I was like, is there – I thought I was the biggest head out there. Because people tell me you got a really big head for your wings.
I think you have a big head.
Yeah.
They're like, there's someone with a bigger one than you.
I was like, all right, great.
Perfect.
I'm glad to know that because triggered. It's a way to have a big head. Then you have a big one than you. I was like, all right, great. Perfect. I'm glad to know that because.
Triggered.
It's okay to have a big head.
Then you have a big brain.
Yeah, that's true.
More stuff to hold in there.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
It's hard and skeleton.
Skeleton?
What is it called?
Your skull?
What is it called?
Wait, your skull, yeah.
Oh, what was I trying to say?
Combine it with skeleton.
Skeleton. Same thing. thing a skull a skeleton isn't that crazy that we're all skeletons underneath this
honestly t yeah we're all actually skinny we're all we're just bones but some people are big bones
oh my god that's my biggest fear is like when i die in 10 years later someone digs me up and i'm
still have huge bones like damn our bones were big too You've never done like an x-ray or something?
I mean, can they tell if your bones are big?
I think, maybe.
I've never heard anyone be like,
wow, you got some really big bones in there.
Have I done x-rays?
I guess not on my bones.
Maybe on my lungs or something.
I don't know if I've ever done.
Well, you did a bone today.
Yeah, I should have asked.
Did you look at your back?
What did you see?
Like your vertebrae?
It was my hips.
What are those bones called lumbar lumbar spine or something yeah that's what my order says oh yeah damn yeah x-rays kind of scare me a little bit you know you're not supposed to
get x-rays while you're pregnant either it's like well then why are we getting x-rays as regular
people because it's radiation yeah so why are we getting those as like everyday people?
Good question.
I don't know.
I just did what they told me to do.
Yeah.
It was really quick though.
And yeah, there was no like flashing light or anything.
I thought it would be more dramatic.
Flashing light?
I wanted it to be more theatrical.
I guess the MRI will be more like theatrical.
Yeah, don't wish for more theatrical.
Keep it basic.
You're going to be doing the most. You're going to be doing surgery with the you'll be doing surgery with the lights a bit well i wanted lights and now they are here
we'll keep it simple warm manifest a speedy recovery that what if it just heals overnight
and you were like a miracle worker yeah i'm gonna pray tonight and see if it works yeah
that would be a really good test you can't test god no but like if you are a miracle worker like
my uh my friend's mom was saying
how there was like a really young saint that was anointed in like in europe recently and um she had
really bad back pain and then she went there to go pray to like this and he was like a teenager
wow do you know the saint's name let me see i do love saints when i get the card play to saint
christopher because he's the patron saint of traveling saint jude is the patron saint of
cancer i usually know all the saints but i do not know
this new one because it's hard to think people nowadays it's like very tricky with modern people
i think carlo carlo acutis i think he is the saint make he's the first millennial saint wow
and what did carlo do that became a saint he was that's fine no this title is crazy sorry he's no he's
deemed god's influencer wow i want to be that how the heck how'd he get that title i want to be that
i had a catholic vlogger channel jimmy insert it name father sent my spirit
um please just give me the strength to keep doing these vlogs dude ask caa yeah actually
god's influencers wild that's a good title oh my god what did he do um he used the internet to
spread the catholic faith uh he was known for his love of the eucharist
oh yeah those are good little wafers i love it too i that's what i miss about church the most
actually he used his computer skills to create an online database of eucharistic miracles and
design websites for his local parish but there was something where he um for like chronic pain
people would pray to him or something.
Wow, it works. Why don't you
try it? It doesn't hurt.
Well, I think I have to go to wherever he's from.
No, you can just pray to him. Like you say,
patron saint Carlo, like, please heal my back.
What's his
name? Carlo what? Carlo Acutis.
Carlo Acutis. Dear patron
saint Carlo Acutis,
please heal Oscar's
back make it strong and healthy
so that he can go to San Diego and enjoy
the vacation with the whales
and also help Darian swim
thank you
we're gonna try it
I'm gonna try it tonight for real
I have my little gratitude book I'm gonna put it in there and pray to him
it can't hurt like if you
don't believe in saints or whatever I get that but also like It can't hurt. Like if you don't believe in saints or whatever, I get that. But also like it can't hurt.
It's true.
It doesn't really hurt.
You never know.
Yeah.
You know?
And also like saints I think get a bad rap.
I think people are like, oh, you're praying to a saint.
Well, you pray to saints to help lift your prayers to the big one.
That's what it's for.
You're not really praying like Mother Mary.
You're not saying Hail Mary to her.
You're like she's helping you lift up your prayers.
That's sweet.
I guess you could pray to Mary.
I mean if she did birth Jesus, I guess that's a good one to pray to.
But I think it's more to elevate the prayers up.
Okay.
Yeah.
Believe in something, not try anything.
Manifesting, praying, just whatever it takes.
Witchcraft, yeah.
Witchcraft for sure if you use it the right way.
Yeah.
Don't use it in a scary way.
Me and Joey Griself are praying.
What was his – what's his guide called?
Do you remember i forget it's
the girl with the huskies or something yeah yeah with the huskies yeah she had or wolves she had
wolves or something yeah he is sometimes i wonder what joey i'm like are you a troll are you a real
person do you know what i mean sometimes it's like what i think it's genuine do you think so
i like it he pops up sometimes on tiktok'm like, God, his life is just so funny.
Why?
Just taking care of dogs.
Oh.
Pushing Escape the Night, sending clips to people.
Like, it's just, you know, it's such a funny life.
Because he's so good.
He is, like, saintly in that way.
Like, he's taking care of these dogs and, like, that's his life and he's doing it all
himself.
But then in, like, the interim, he's like, oh, here's a clip of behind the scenes of
Escape the Night if you want to use it for something.
You know what I mean? I didn't know what you were going with. Not that it's, like, dubious at all, but it's just kind he's like, oh, here's a clip of behind the scenes of Skip the Night if you want to use it for something. You know what I mean?
I didn't know what you were going with.
Not that it's like dubious at all, but it's just kind of like funny.
It's like two different sides.
And then he has his little like witch guide, which I kind of like too.
I don't know.
He's just funny.
He's multifaceted, I suppose.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I like him.
He hasn't done a podcast interview since though
he's like not yet the show's not even out he probably wished the show was out so people
would go watch and see the drama for themselves that's what they should have done and waited
till it got closer oh my god are you gonna watch are you tuning in maybe gone canceled when they
when it comes back but the tea that's what he should do that would break the internet
maybe they're busy they're going to europe for a month they'll be in australia for a month canceled when it comes out. That's the tea. That's what he should do. That would break the internet. Maybe.
They're busy.
They're going to Europe for a month.
They'll be in Australia for a month. That's true.
But I'm sure the episode
was going to take a long time
to come out of Escape the Night.
When is it coming out?
I don't know.
How long does it take though?
They only filmed one day.
Just edit it.
I think it was two days
if I'm remembering correctly.
So you could edit that in a week.
He has to find an editor.
I'm sure they have special effects and stuff.
I'm assuming.
I don't know.
How long will that take though?
Like a two day shoot with special effects?
I don't think that takes that long.
But I don't know.
They said they filmed White Lotus over seven months.
I know.
Why does it take so long?
For eight episodes.
Because they're smart.
For what?
Seven months vacation in Thailand.
Well, I get that.
But do you think that's the reason why?
Like for seven episodes?
I guess they're an hour long.
Because movies take about, like, six months, and that's only, like, a, you know, two and a half hour project, so.
I guess so.
Yeah.
Bridgerton 2, like, doesn't come out until next year.
I was like, why is it taking so long?
Like, people.
Stranger Things has been taking, like, three years.
That's where Housewives did, like, 52 episodes a year, and they were out every single week.
Tell me about it.
I feel like people have lost the recipes of how to make television.
Now we're waiting so long.
Like, the fact Millie Bobby Brown started Stranger Things as, like, a little, like, 11-year-old, and now she's married is crazy.
That is so true.
And she could be pregnant by the time the next one comes out.
She talks about having a family.
That is so true.
I bet people are just lazy.
Get your ass up and work.
No one wants to work.
People wait so long.
You know, they just wait.
I think because like the way streaming services work, they wait so long to like to green light
the next season, usually two.
And then, yeah.
And they just canceled Sex, Life, and College Girls yesterday with the Renee Rapp show.
Well, she left.
That's why.
She did, yeah.
They're like, we don yeah they're like i love that
show that i i took personal um offense to it getting canceled because i love sex lives and
college girls do they always do a series wrap up like a series finale usually they know going in
like for series that this is like their last yeah one but in the streaming era things kind of get
canceled willy-nilly so so you don't think they'll do like a final
they're trying to sell it to a different
place like I could see it going to Netflix or something
because it is a very like Gen Z kind of
show so it would make sense that like a
Netflix
well Netflix has 18 billion dollars they're
giving out to people Mo sent me a little article
they're just giving money out
I'm ready for my comedy special
you know they give so much money to comedians
they give so much money to like do like
oh I'm playing 20 more venues
so if you want to come film the heirs of Trish
like literally I think it was
Kathy Griffin actually sent me a DM
she's like oh I just played
I just shot my special at the theater
you're going to be at in Seattle
and she like DM'd me
and so yeah she's probably
it's probably gonna be like on Netflix
they probably get paid like
I don't know what she gets paid but
Bert Kreischer do you know him? He's kind of like a straight
person. Oh. Harry I think
he has a cruise. I think he had a cruise
anyways he's just like this white male
comedian that does a podcast with another white male comedian
that's not really funny but he
gets like 10 million dollars allegedly
per stand up on Netflix and he has like
20,000 Netflix specials and I'm like
I watched a little bit
kind of the same jokes all the time.
I mean, I'm not knocking him, honestly.
Like I wish I could do that, but isn't that crazy?
Just like average kind of funny people
getting comedy specials.
I love it.
Give me one.
Well, the new movie on Netflix,
the Millie Bobby Brown, Chris Pratt one
cost $320 million.
And it has like a 10% rating on rotten tomatoes and it's already
like one of their least viewed like big i started watching it the electric state what are you
watching these i started watching it you're out of town and i seriously lost interest halfway why
did you watch that one that's so random because i thought there's no way this is bad like wait
who's it with chris pratt millie byron like this one's gonna be good because it's like so recent there's like kind of the storyline but you stopped
watching it it looked like um like an ai movie it looked like they did use ai they did okay yeah
i immediately i was like oh this is like the whole thing is ai like it just felt yeah the rusa
brothers what do they use why do they use ai again, like for the similar to the Brutalist.
They used it on like some vocal stuff.
And they did an interview with the Russo brothers.
They're the ones that directed like the big Avengers movies.
Oh.
So they made, they have like a lot of big hits under their belt.
But anything outside of Marvel has been a flop.
But they did an interview where they were like, yeah, like we use some AI stuff that any 11 year old on tiktok could use and i was like should you say that when you
spent 320 million dollars on this pocket of that money they're like give me that 320 we'll spend a
million damn most really into ai can you show those little pictures when i got home last night
when i reset the camera, I will show those
and then...
Oh, yeah, reset.
I did then.
That was so bad
that I kind of switched it off.
But then I watched
Flow that won the Oscar.
Which one?
Animation with a cat.
Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Amazing movie.
Oh, okay.
Like amazing animation.
Shut up, Flow.
I didn't know that was Netflix.
I'm not sure
if I saw it on Netflix.
Oh, okay.
Again, it's on the TV.
It might have been on Max, but it was available to watch.
Yeah, our TV's weird.
It just pops up to things to watch, and then it just takes you to it.
I saw Righteous Gemstones.
I don't know where it's at, but we just click on it, and it goes.
But I came home last night.
It was like 8.30 at night.
And Moses never – I mean, he's usually tired at the end of the day,
but he was so excited.
He's like, I've been looking at Instagram and AI and I wrote Trisha Paytas talk show.
And he was, like, he was Googling, he was AI-ing my name with other things.
And they came up with these, like.
No, but I was creating things.
I was like, okay, Trisha Paytas talk show, white and pink set.
Like, you know, writing a whole prompt.
Oh, you made it.
Yeah, I write it.
And then it kind of makes it out of nothing.
I've never seen you so excited. I'm going to set the cameras and I'll show you. Oh, I'm excited to Yeah, I write it. And then it kind of makes it out of nothing. I never say I'm so excited.
I'm going to set the cameras and I'll show you.
Oh, I'm excited to see what it looks like.
It was so real.
I was like, you know what?
They made me thick, but still skinny.
I was just like, oh, wait, I look kind of good.
I'm like slim thick.
And we were showing it.
And then, yeah, Malibu said mommy in one.
But then she thought I was tan in the other one.
She was like, yeah.
I was like, no, that's mommy too.
But it was so cool. The talk show was the other one you did so and then i did like um trisha beta's live concert 80s style
i was so tired i had to wash my hands i wanted to eat it kind of looked like um
jojo siwa what something about the colors, the 80s one you showed me.
Yeah.
But show the talk show one because I think that's manifesting.
We're going to roll through some of them.
So this is.
Whoa.
I'll send Jimmy all of those.
That looks like me.
I don't know my talk show set.
It's really interesting because I was wondering, okay, how does the internet interpret Trisha
Perez?
You know what I mean?
Like how would they.
Oh, wow. Is it just Trisha? I didn't see. Let me see. Yeah. Here, I'll zoom in. You know what I mean? Like how would they Oh wow.
Is it just Trish one? I didn't see. Let me see.
Yeah. Here I'll zoom in. Are you guys on there?
Is it just Trish? Well I didn't
add us to the prompt. Oh you have to put it in there.
I will put.
But yeah it's just Trish. Oh.
Wow. Okay.
Did you put just Trish in the prompt?
Yeah. It was like the name of the show
is just Trish.
And then this one is funny.
It just like, it looks like a bachelorette party or something.
Let me see.
It's just like Amelia.
A lot of women on the stage.
He's like, this one's fun.
What did you type in for that one?
It's the same one.
You just give you some options.
Okay, so this is Trisha Paytas' 80s style concert.
He was so excited for this one.
That is very JoJo.
That really looks like you, though.
Yeah.
Let me see that one.
In the concerts.
It looks like your rainbow, your gay pride wig.
Ooh, maybe I'll wear that for gay pride.
Screenshot it.
That looks like you.
Yeah, that really does look like you.
I mean, my abs don't look like that, but yeah, I suppose.
I'm talking about the facial features.
That's crazy.
Yeah, it's taking over and
then i did uh emo that looks like renee rap let me see oh yeah okay i love that those are the
jeans i wore for sad boy and then i did got like got it oh wow i like that one just imagine it's
like nine o'clock last night i was just like so tired i was like oh my god this is so funny he's like he was so excited to show me but the funny thing like what what i Just imagine it was like 9 o'clock last night. I was just like so tired. I was like, oh, my God, this is so funny.
He's like, he was so excited to show me.
But the funny thing, like what I actually did,
I was more like, you know, doing stuff for my stuff, like water people.
So I was like, the prompts I use are like, people are walking, water being.
So from this to go to, from this to go to the past.
It's a little scary.
No, but like, you know,
like water trees and stuff.
But to go from this to that
was just so funny.
Like, why are you making water trees?
Like, what?
It's for my book.
I'm kind of...
Okay.
More like inspiration, you know, research.
But you had an illustrator for your book.
You don't need AI.
You have like an actual talented illustrator.
Well, the AI will be more for like video.
Wait, question.
Can you take inspo from AI?
Like can an illustrator make that bit?
This is my art.
That's a big, you know.
Because AI is stealing.
So can you steal from AI?
But the reason I do it is more like I'm testing the limits of imagination.
Because like what I'm typing in is things that I'm imagining.
And I wanted to see how ai will interpret that like
can they actually understand like for example in my book there's something about like like the
evolution of life so like butterflies are actually like flying flowers so i was trying to see if the
ai can get it like can i actually see an image of a flying flower turning into a butterfly
and it couldn't it couldn't it will get stuck and it will get, you know, so that's what I'm looking for.
What about like
if you type in like
cheese Trisha Paytas?
Like what does it come up with?
My guess,
knowing now,
is that it will just
put your face on the cheese.
How long does it take?
Can you do it?
It takes a second.
Okay.
The difference of
Moses wanting to see
flowers instead of butterflies
and then you just
wanting to see yourself
as a block of cheese
is crazy
no but I
think the
interpretation
because cheese
could be like
me molded
out of cheese
like a cheese
stick or like
Trisha Paytas
in a cheese
stick like they
see Jesus
or something
that's how I
think
what do you
think a molded
cheese
a mold of
cheese
what is that
like molded
out of cheese
oh a little
molded cheese
that would be
a cheese
sculpture
I would like
that molded cheese they went they like a cheese sculpture I would like that
molded cheese
they went
they're kind of like
did they already do it?
it's you holding cheese
oh
I would like that
that's so cute
me and my cooking video
last week
when I had to use
an AI image of you
in the thumbnail
I just googled like
Trisha Paytas AI
and then
it was too skinny
that I made you bigger
because I was like
do you use that
fat filter on me?
I thought you'd be more offended if I didn't make you like the right size.
No.
First of all, you always make me skinny in the thumbnail.
And people always say it.
They're always like, damn, Oscar really going crazy.
I really don't do that much to you.
I really don't.
There's always a big ass beauty filter.
Okay.
Well, don't put a fat on my eye.
Make that one skinny too.
But it was so.
Like, I'm like, maybe it should be a fantasy or something.
No, that one was even crazier. I had like a big fat squished face in that one. skinny too. But it was so, like, I'm like, maybe it should be a fendency or something. No, that one was even crazier.
I had, like, a big, fat, squished face in that one.
Oh, wait, okay.
It's crazy.
What did you type in?
The same one.
Cheese Trisha Paytas.
Now I switched it.
Trisha Paytas cheese.
Oh, that's cute.
Yeah.
Oh, that is, okay.
Okay.
Not what I was imagining, but I like it.
It's good.
It's good.
It's interesting.
I'm enjoying the mind.
Are we?
Not that.
He was very excited.
I got like beaming when I came by the door.
I don't like, it was night and it was like late.
It was a long day because we did the podcast late and like, you know, Malibu is so energetic and I was like, oh, he's usually tired.
And you were just so excited.
And like before I could even pee, take off my shoes, anything.
He's like, oh my God, I've been doing this.
And then I kind of felt bad because I had to pee, I had to eat, I had to get everything.
And then I came back, wait, okay, let me show you, let me see the AI.
And then I felt like I was excited that you were excited.
Are we doing cheese today or should you not have it for your back?
You know what they say, sometimes you eat, the stuff you eat affects your body.
I don't think cheese affects.
Someone's going to tell us.
Someone told me yesterday during those KFC poppers, they were like, oh, you're not supposed
to have KFC chicken while pregnant because in the game all these like reasons why or
something.
And I was like, okay, someone's going to tell us like, well, the cheese actually affects
your back because I have a pimple on my nose today.
And then someone was like, oh, I think it was the cheese yesterday.
And I was like, I've been eating cheese a lot and I've had a pimple on my nose.
Do we want to do the viral Domino's or is that like too crazy?
You said it makes you skinny because if you have one slice
yeah it's like heavy i feel like i want to try that but i also want to try the little parmesan
twisted crust too okay i do both okay yeah we can have like one piece i actually can have self
control when it comes to pizza because i know i do get a little sick if i have more yeah one pizza
so i have to look up what the white stuff is i remember it's like white with like garlic instead
of marinara it's like something crazy it's like triple white cheese garlic instead of marinara. It's like something crazy. It's like triple white cheese or something.
Oh, is it a custom like concoction?
I see.
I see.
Okay.
We'll try again.
I was skinny yesterday.
I had a steak for dinner.
Okay.
Protein.
Yeah.
I felt so – Malibu has a filet mignon too.
So at one time I ordered two filet mignons and if you get it from Mastro's it's like
$140 for two filet but then she didn't want it last time.
So I was like, you know what?
We'll just split it.
She didn't want it last time.
And last time she wanted all of it.
So I was like, you know what? We'll just split it. She didn't want it last time. And last time she wanted all of it.
So I stayed skinny.
I ate the little gristly parts and I gave her the nice, you know, stick it in some A1.
It was good.
I'm excited to eat.
We have 35 minutes till we eat.
The countdown is on.
I'm hungry.
I'm always hungry and I ate too.
I ate beforehand, but I'm still hungry. Are you excited that the astronauts are back on Earth?
Yeah.
That's another one Moses told me this morning,
like right when I woke up.
I'm like, okay.
I had so many hot topics today.
Yeah, that was, he's like, they're back.
I'm like, who?
He's like, they made it safely.
I'm like, who?
He's like, the astronauts.
I was like, oh, okay.
I mean, they were always safe, right?
They were just hanging out there.
Yeah.
I mean, you never know.
They went for nine days.
They were there nine months. But they were sending food to them. Yeah. I mean, you never know. They went for nine days. They were there in nine months.
But they were sending food to them.
Yeah, but you can find...
It's like being in prison for nine months without knowing you're going.
It's like a meditation up there in space.
Don't they have to learn how to walk again and stuff?
There's a lot of...
I mean, their body is going to be a mess.
Yeah.
Because your body, like your muscles and bones and everything, it's a lot of adjustment.
Oh, my God. my god it was i
thought it was sweet though because when they landed in the ocean dolphins were like looks
were circling their little pod i was like that's really sweet oh they were in a pod in the ocean
it floated and dolphins were like circling it they knew it falls from the sky and then there's
parachutes and it just parachutes into the water. Was there footage of it? Yeah.
Wow.
Oh.
And the dolphins were checking it out.
Oh, my gosh.
See, look at the dolphins right there.
Wow.
They're like, what is this?
How did they get that thing off out of the water?
That's a good question.
There's a boat. No, that little boat is so tiny.
There's a bigger boat. There's a bigger one. Yeah that little boat is so tiny. There's a bigger boat.
There's a bigger one. Yeah. What's that little boat
doing? Probably just, you know,
looking.
Let's just walk past this. That's good.
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do you think they could sue NASA or whoever put them up there
they must be able to right
you can't walk
or maybe they don't need to
whatever they're going to pay them for 9 days
now they have to pay them like 100 times that
right
I wonder if they'll do interviews and stuff
I feel like they must I'm if they'll do interviews and stuff.
I feel like they must.
I'm sure they'll do a lot of interviews. Yeah.
That's so scary.
Write a book.
There's so much to do with, you know.
That's actually true, I guess,
when you go through like something,
you could write a book about it.
But yeah, I saw somebody that came back from space.
Because in space, because there's no gravity,
they're just used to leaving things out in the... So guy was just he just leaves his cup of water and it's down to the ground where did it
go down to where the earth how far down where is it going what do you mean if you put it in the air
it falls to the ground when they're back No, no. When they're back,
they're so used to things floating around.
In space, yeah.
In space, it just floats.
Like you forget that there's gravity.
I guess you should interview those.
I would love to interview.
I have so many questions.
I know we kind of talked about this before and I don't want to talk about it,
but like the pee,
what's that situation like?
The poop and pee.
Where does it go?
It goes into a recycling
because they basically drink their own pee.
Like it goes back recycled.
What about the poop?
Probably there's like a container that just keeps it.
Oh, they specially designed toilets with suction systems.
Oh, okay.
Like the airplanes?
No, but more than that because there's no gravity.
So if you pee, the pee doesn't shoot out of your body.
It just goes around your body.
I hate that. Because the water, like if you wash the pee doesn't shoot out of your body it just goes around your body i hate that because the water like if you wash your hands for example the water just
stays around your hand you can't get it out like it stays wrapped around your hand but i'm surprised
because when you said when i was traveling like on the airplane i'm like oh i never have to pee
and you're like because it dries you up like it dries you out when you're on the airplane so i'm
surprised like if you're in space on like a shuttle like it wouldn't really dry you out because you're
like in space you probably pee less but yeah't really dry you out because you're in space. It'd probably be less, but yeah, you're definitely right.
And the urine is collected and processed for drinking water, like Moses said.
That's okay.
Like, is it sterile?
They do say it's sterile.
Wow.
The astronauts use a funnel-like device attached to a hose that they hold against their bodies,
and a fan sucks the urine into a collection tank.
Oh, my God.
The sucking is crazy.
Sucking the urine.
And solid waste is stored in bags and then either burned up in the atmosphere or brought back to Earth.
Whoa.
Ew.
Okay.
I guess they don't want to contaminate space.
Yeah, that's crazy.
Just poop flying everywhere.
All right.
Where were they hanging out?
Where were they at that people were sending them food up there?
Like what area? Or they were just in out? Where were they at that people were sending them food up there? Like what area?
Or they were just in space?
They were just floating?
It's like a satellite.
They just go around the earth.
Okay, but they're in these pods.
In the space station.
It's a bigger structure.
So they're not like out in space.
Not lost in space.
Yeah.
Not in the suit.
Okay, that's not bad.
I mean, at least they're in like some sort of contraption i guess where are they hanging out i wonder if they're like internet that was fast enough like were
they watching tiktoks you know they know who you are you never know i guess yeah i would love to
do a simulation of that like i don't want to go to space but i'd like you know maybe in florida
or something then if they have like a simulation like how would it feels like to be in space i've just seen did a
zero gravity thing of course she's actually doing all this stuff of course she did how'd she get to
do that damn she gets everything oh my god i would like to see you in like a zero gravity kind of
thing that'd be so fun especially fat people should get to be up there to feel what it feels like to be light and floating around that would be so fun can you imagine no gravity that's crazy
oh my gosh yeah she did it eight years ago and with nasa with nintendo oh
what was the promotion what was happening there for nintendo switch they entered a boeing aircraft and then oh my god all all roads
lead back to i just seemed for real she's floating around in there oh but that okay it's not as crazy
though it's because they're kind of on the floor now it's a simulation yeah so it's not the real
deal but look she's floating wow look see she's really floating you basically go in an
airplane and they fly up high yeah how are they not knocking into each other there's so many people
oh my god they're all skinny clock that yeah
tando switch is homophobic clock that put it out there allegedly don't sue me just kidding but
there is no fat people in there that is so interesting
must be a health thing maybe too maybe a heart your heart can't take it look i'm speaking also
as someone who's a heavy a heavy well it's better than a fat i guess i don't know people get
triggered by that word well good for her she really is living her life she is doing is she
older or younger than me or the same age age? She might be the same age.
Let me see.
She's been around a long time.
Oh, no.
She's 40.
She's 1984.
Yeah.
She looks good.
Yeah.
She looks so young.
She's 40?
Yeah.
Wow.
Oh, her birthday is today.
Like, the day this goes up.
March 20th.
Happy birthday.
Happy birthday, I just see.
Her 40th.
85 was she born?
Oh, no.
I guess she's turning 41. She was born in 84. You look, I just did. Her 40th. 85 was she born? Oh, no. I guess she's turning 41.
She was born in 84.
You look so good, though.
I'm not kidding.
She looks good.
You know who else is 40 or over 40 maybe is Lisa Schwartz.
Oh, really?
Shane Dawson's ex-girlfriend.
She looks like she's 20 for real.
Yeah, she was just on Abbott Elementary.
She's 41.
Yeah, she's going to turn 42 april 4th oh wow how what are they doing they both look so good like lease bug literally
looks like she did when she was 20 and i was just like what the hell like that's crazy i don't know
what's happening i don't know why i look like i'm 60 years old like that i do look like i am 60
picture into the picture you put a me.
I look 60 years old.
Maybe not 60.
Maybe like 45.
But that's great.
They probably use the Lemmys.
We got to try Lemmy.
Everyone says those are so good.
Really?
Tana, Annalie.
They're all like, the Lemmys are it.
They love it.
Damn.
It's so expensive.
We could put in the budget for Patreon.
See if we feel better with it. I want to try it. K. It's so expensive. We could put it in the budget for Patreon. See if we feel better with
it. I want to try
it. Courtney looks good. I guess that's why I thought of it too.
She looks like she's also very young. Yeah, she does.
We need to try the Lummies.
I wonder if I could take it when I was pregnant.
Like the Lummie. What would you
do? What are the ones? There's like Lummie Sleep, but I don't need
Lummie Sleep. There's like Lummie
Debloat. Ooh, I need that.
Lummie Debloat? Yes. Lummie Poop. Lummie Poop. That's abloat oh i need that let me de-bloat yes let me poop let me poop that's
a oh i need that one that one i have it's been a week didn't chris jenner say let me get the
hell out of here did you just have something like that remember it sounds like her let me
they have lemme glp ones i need it is that what it's called yeah let me glp one daily capsule
they should call them let me be skinny or something, not Lemmy GLP-1s.
Nobody knows.
I mean, I know what that is, but nobody knows.
But that's weird.
It's just a gummy.
Oh, I'm trying that.
I'm going to try that first before the needles.
I'm going to try the Lemmy GLP-1s.
It makes me so skinny.
They're probably, what is it called when you just think placebo?
Yeah.
I think those are
mostly probably it
yeah but it's a little gummy
like I don't know
how much
no offense Courtney
but I just don't know
maybe though
I'll try it
yeah but placebo works
it's real
you know
like yeah
it's more about putting
your mind's attention
into something
that'd be me
with like alcohol
like you could give me alcohol
and like I remember
like if you'd have
like none like white
well I guess white cloth
has some but
I would feel like
so drunk off a white cloth
but I'm so drunk you know what I mean but I think it does like if you think something none like white – well, I guess white cloth has some, but I would feel like so drunk off a white cloth. I'm so drunk.
You know what I mean?
But I think it does.
Like if you think something's happening, never wear a white cloth for me.
That's why I always say I either smoked it wrong or something or maybe I'm just like
my body doesn't do it.
I could never get a high off of any of that like gummies, nothing.
I remember we'd do it and I'd just be like, I feel nothing.
I don't know.
I guess my body has a tolerance to it even though I never really smoke it more than like
once or twice. I guess you were doing stuff harder to it even though I never really smoke it more than like once or twice.
I guess you were doing stuff harder than we, so maybe that'll do it.
Yeah, like we can't get this girl.
That is probably true.
I have a pretty good resistance to most drugs.
I feel like I probably should have died maybe a few times.
But I think I held – I think, again, not about my weight, but I think being fatter,
I think having a little bit of substance on you, it's hard to get drunk when you're –
Absorbed into the fat?
Yeah.
Because I think it's hard to get drunk when you're bigger.
It is, yes.
So I think there's just like a lot of things when you're – oh, medicines even, like
Advils and stuff, you take more than most people.
So I guess you never really see too many fat heroin addicts.
I don't know.
Do you know what I mean?
Say that.
I never made me skinny.
I wasn't an addict, but I did, you know.
Anyways.
I never got – well, I was.
Okay.
Anyways, moving on.
There was moments I guess I was skinny.
That one's crazy actually.
Heroin's crazy.
I actually never – I don't think I knowingly did that ever.
So that one's wild.
I actually don't know. It just sounds like the most intense drug not me what about the fda
cracking down on poppers anything oh my god we're talking about this on tour and i'm just like what
the hell why is this what their like concern is the government? We need to really stop people from loosening up those muscles in their ass.
I don't know if this is our concern the country is facing at the moment.
It's so weird.
Why is that even brought up to Congress?
What?
Good point.
Good point.
I think you should ban it.
This is a hot take for me because I love fast food.
Ban fast food before poppers.
I think that's putting more chemicals and causing dubiousness in the world than a popper.
I thought straight people loved poppers now.
Remember Ted Nivison was here.
He said he was doing poppers.
Did he say that?
Yes.
I love that.
Then you get popper nose.
Your nose is like huge afterwards.
And it's only like a minute and then you get a headache and then it's like –
You do get a headache, yeah.
Yeah, everyone just needs to chill though
because like
again why are we
why are we banning this
it's so weird
we don't get political here
but I'm against this one
this one I'm like
pro poppers
yeah
I'm pro poppers
especially the mashed potato poppers
from KFC
that's what they're called
they also have cherry pie poppers
but anyways
ooh a cherry pie popper
sounds good
ooh have you not had those
no
I could order those too the mashed potato ones aren't on DoorDash yeah but the cherry pie poppers but anyways oh a cherry pie popper oh have you not had those no i could order those too the mashmito ones aren't on door dash yeah but the cherry pie poppers are i typed in
poppers this morning and that's what came up and that's i was like okay what if you can door dash
a popper what do you think about it you don't do them not really no what does that mean like never
tried never tried them before i hooked up with someone once and they um like poured it into my
mouth though i did think i was gonna die but yeah it was a little weird i'm just supposed to sniff up you can you are drink
up but he was like put it i don't know how he did it he like put it to my nose but then he like
tilted it and my mouth was open so i went in there and i was like the guy was weird though i don't
think he had a home oh yeah you know those ones yeah i think if they have a backpack and they want to
use your charger it's always like and i made them chicken nuggets after it was odd i feel like you've
been there yeah we a lot of people have been there but in a way i i i like that hustle you know what
i mean like it is a place to stay you know i think that's smart was it good not like the poppers yeah
it was like gasoline in my mouth i literally thought it
was like oh this is it yeah that's kind of scary actually i don't know if you're supposed to
ingest it i don't know i don't think so just drank the whole thing like i didn't spit it out what did
he do was he like holding your face or something no he just like he put it to my face and i don't
i honestly don't remember like i remember running to the bathroom and like spitting it out but i forget how i was positioned to where the poppers would spill
into my open mouth like i don't know how i did that i was like wondering is it
let me yeah like a sexy thing or that no certainly was not okay yeah yeah how'd you feel after doing
a shot of poppers it literally was like gasoline in there yeah um so maybe are
you pro-ban you want i'm not pro-ban no i feel like it's a little homophobic but i'm like straight
people love poppers dare i say more than gays even so oh right for sure yeah but they probably
do look at it as a gay thing and they're like let's just ban all the gay things in the world
so in that case it's problematic i'm not anti-popper. For me, I think that
did give me like a, you know,
it turns you off of poppers, I think, when you
almost swallow them. Yeah.
It's not my tea, but.
No, and you're right. You do get a headache after, and it's
like, you know. And then it's just like, only
less than like a minute. If I have a high, I want a high
all night long. I don't want a minute.
Loosen you up for a minute, but then
what? It's in there there and then you're like,
ah!
Gotta keep doing them.
I don't like that.
I don't like that law at all.
But if you love the poppers,
more power to you.
10 Divison,
if you want to do those poppers.
Stock up on them.
Get them now.
What was something else
everyone was saying
to stock up on
because they're going to switch it?
Oh,
the talk and foundations are being banned in 2026.
Really?
Which is like what makes a foundation so great and they're going to ban it.
So I'm stocking up on all that.
I think all foundations just are, yeah, anti-talk, talk-free.
Talk?
Yeah.
Which is crazy because it's like you think about like they literally had lead in like the 1950s and like people were living.
What about like talcum powder?
Is that?
Yeah.
Really?
That's banned next year.
Whoa.
All makeup products.
Maybe that's why everyone's getting into skincare instead of makeup.
Like Mikaela is doing skincare and not makeup.
Oh, yeah.
What is it called?
Point of view.
Is that what it's called?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
POV, right?
POV, yeah.
And someone said there was another line
already named that but oh there's probably everyone has the name already for everything
yeah it was an original name and everyone with michaela's was like this the font and packaging
looks similar to road beauty i saw that to road beauty or road not beauty road period
well everyone has that clean packaging i'm so over the clean packaging i want something like
crazy yeah bring back maximalism again.
Oh, yes. I'm trying to think of what a cool one for
skin. Like Proactive was always clean, but I
want something like crazy. Like, who
has it? Who has like a crazy, like Too Faced used to have crazy
packaging, but they don't really have that anymore
either. And I'm so over it because everyone like
makeup by Mario is black and white. Like everyone's black and white.
Yeah, everyone is too minimal. Let's bring
back a little razzle dazzle.
I tried y'all with my miracle elixir. Nobody bought it, but it was really good. And I bring back a little razzle dazzle. I tried, y'all, with my Miracle Elixir.
Nobody bought it, but it was really good.
And I still use it on my skin to this day.
Although I do have a pimple for the first time in five years.
And it's very tiny, but I hate it.
But I use one bar of soap and that's it.
And my skin has been clear ever since.
I remember I used that too when you gave it, when I worked for Joey, you gave us.
Oh my God, it's the best.
If you ever want more.
Your skin's nice.
What do you use?
Anything?
Just soap? I use, I God. It's the best. If you ever want more. Your skin's nice. What do you use? Anything? Just soap?
I use.
I'm not a skincare diva.
I kind of just use whatever is around.
Your skin looks good.
Thanks.
It's so soft.
I was like, dang.
I never had like good skin.
Did you ever have acne?
Yeah, in high school.
What did you use?
Proactive?
Honestly, a little bit of everything.
Remember the era.
And I learned this when I went back to watch your routine videos.
But damn, you hawked those Clarisonic, like those brushes.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Like every – and you were always sponsored back in the day.
Yeah. Every morning routine video I watched from you, you had a different brand of like cleansing brush.
And I was like, damn.
They paid a lot too.
Well, they did kind of work nice
because i was thinking about this when i talked to you about adsense and how i only made like
a million something off my entire channel for like the like how did i have so much money but
yeah back in the day like those jewel mint shoe mints those cleansers like they would pay so much
and i was like thinking oh that's how i made the money because i was like i wasn't making a lot of
those too i think i think every video i was was getting sponsored. Between 2012 and 2015 I was getting so much.
The original Miss Remy Ashton.
I was the original Miss Remy Ashton.
But I definitely wasn't getting that much.
I mean maybe most.
I was getting like $8,000.
Which was like a lot for me.
That is a lot, yeah.
And I was doing them like every video which was almost every day.
So even in like a haul sometimes just showing teeth.
I did a lot of teeth whiteners.
And yeah, you just get like 8,000 each time.
So like every day for $8,000, you're making $240,000 a month.
It wasn't every day, but maybe, yeah, maybe like $200,000 a month off sponsorships.
Not getting that.
That is not from Domino's, I'll tell you that.
Did you see my one hot topic of the day
who was it
it was like one of Paltrow who
oh yes who said I
hate intimacy
coordinators with her love scene with Tim
and Michelle Mayshake we have a lot of sex in this
movie we know what we're doing
I was like what people's
gripes with intimacy coordinators are so
weird to me it's like like
everyone is saying in the comments on x it's like you know you're not the only one that's involved
in this scene okay it's so weird and then people are saying like the roles reversed if it was like
a 50 year old man saying that about a 20 year old girl being like we don't need intimacy yeah
um she gretta poucher did an interview with Vanity Fair about her new movie, Marty Supreme, with
Timothee Chalamet that comes out this coming Christmas.
And she said she felt 109 years old filming sex scenes with Timothee Chalamet.
And she said, there's now something called an intimacy coordinator, which I did not know
existed.
I was like, girl, I'm from the era where you get naked, you get in bed, the cameras are
on.
We said, I think we're good. You can step back a little bit that's what first of all she sounds
like a boomer she sounds like she's 109 years old so i'm all like you also come from the era
of the harvey wine scene like why wouldn't you be like this is great like applaud wish i had this
when i was a young actress like so wild what a weird take she said i don't know how it is for
kids who are starting out but if someone is like okay and then he's gonna put his hand here i would feel as an artist very stifled by that i mean i think it's more just like guides
helping you along so everyone knows what's happening because that's when we get into the
justin baldoni like lively thing over here all right like i'm surprised this thing get thrown
in but you know that oh he kissed for too long or whatever.
You know what I mean?
Then you get into, like, those gray areas.
What is this movie about?
Look, I'm going to be – I'm an old lady.
I'm going to be an older lady, you know, God willing.
Like, what is the premise?
Why are we having these scenes with such age gaps with women and these boys?
It's a sports adventure comedy film.
Sports adventure?
And it's about ping pong
oh so i don't know they're trying to be challengers i don't know where all the sex comes in
but it's a horny game i suppose um you know club chalamet
oh it's like timothy chalamet's like stan oh um on twitter. Well, she thinks that this is going to be
his Oscar movie finally
because the Academy loves a sex movie.
Oh, you also have said this,
that about sex movies.
Yeah, Shirley Ralph talked about it,
about how Quaker's way to an Oscar
is on the poll or something.
Sign me up.
I would love.
You could turn The Stripper Diaries into a movie.
I would love, honestly. Who could turn the stripper diaries into a movie I would love honestly
who would play
the lead
Rainy Rodriguez
and I'd be the
strip mom mom
I would love
there's a strip mom mom
in there
because my goal
always was
to turn that into a movie
and I was of course
wanting to play it
but now that I'm older
yeah I'll be like
the older strip mom mom
and she could be it
that would be such a slut
and Rainy would win
an Oscar too
yes make it happen I'm actually surprised that hasn't gotten you guys should talk to CAA about it or strip my mom and she could be it. That would be such a slut and Rainey would win an Oscar too. Yes.
Make it happen.
I'm actually surprised
that it hasn't gotten,
you guys should talk to CAA about it,
selling the rights,
the film rights.
Yeah.
I would love to read that book
because I'm sure it's horrible.
I have good experience,
I have like real life experiences
to talk about,
but I wrote that book
in like two nights,
so I can't imagine
it has much substance.
I was just like let me just
write these random dates whatever actually right I have so many books I mean that tease one is very
Colleen Hoover like that could be that's like this weird erotic fiction that I always thought
of me and Tom Hanks starring in like when I wrote it um yeah I have Kirby and Loving It my self-help
book that could be a movie I have my autobiography history of my
insanity that was my memoir at 23 when i had nothing um yep i have my 101 poems about my
ex-boyfriend that i also wrote in two nights that was not about anyone really i just made it up um
so all those could be movie options so i will i'll I'll talk to Steve Hayes. Yeah, you got to get on this. I want to get my bio.
Is this based on a book?
I actually do not know.
There's not like a ton of information about it.
I just think.
I saw Jason Isaacs also walked back his quote about Mikey Madison and Margaret Qualley's
vulva.
Oh, yes.
He apologized.
After talking about his questionable, the prosthetic or real penis and
the white lotus i just think like these older people need to stop giving interviews because
they're so out of touch like you're so out of touch and me too honestly when i'm like 55 i just
take the mic away from me you know what i mean like i don't you're just out of touch he said
it came out wrong and i was tired i've done so many interviews i
absolutely should not have mentioned those two actresses whom i respect enormously
mikey madison i'm a massive fan of my point was in that men have had a harder time than women
that would be absurd women have had a monstrous time on camera forever and i hope to god that
is changing well you're not helping it you're was definitely playing victim there. He's definitely like, wow, would you ask this to a girl?
It's like, yes, they do.
Yes, they did ask for a quali about her prosthetic boobs.
Yeah, and they continue to ask about those things.
So welcome to the club, Jason Isaacs.
Prosthetic penises are so silly.
Just have a laugh about your prosthetic penis.
I know.
Why not?
It's not that serious.
Yeah, it's prosthetic.
These girls are showing their real self, except for, I guess, everybody.
But everyone else is showing their realness, I guess.
But it's, yeah, he's older too, right?
He's like in his 60s or something like that.
So past a certain age, just let the young kids do the publicity for it.
You know, it's cool you're in it.
You're the icons.
You're the legends.
But I want to hear Patrick Schwarzenegger making out with his brother.
You know what I mean?
That seems more exciting than Jason Isaac's prosthetic ears
and being defensive about it.
And the girl who plays Chelsea.
I love all her interviews.
Oh, what she's been saying.
I haven't seen anything really.
She did one interview where she just talked about how she,
since she's from the UK,
she couldn't go out on like the beach with everyone else.
And she says she went out once and she cut her,
when her friend was visiting Thailand
and she cut herself on the rocks in the ocean.
And then she was screaming because she thought the sharks were going to come.
That was so true.
Very you.
Oh, I will never go in if I have like my period or something.
I think we were in the Bora Bora and I remember the like, oh, you can go off the boat with
all the little sharks around you.
I was like, I have my period.
They're like, they're little sharks.
I'm like a bunch of little sharks that attack my vulva and I'm going to die. Bora Bora Bora Bora Bora Bora Bora Bora Bora Bora Bora Bora Bora Bora Bora Bora Bora Bora Bora Bora Bora Bora Bora Bora Bora Bora Bora Bora Bora Bora Bora Bora Bora Bora Bora Bora Bora Bora Bora Bora Bora Bora Bora Bora Bora Bora Bora Bora Bora Bora Bora Bora Bora Bora Bora Bora Bora Bora Bora Bora Bora Bora Bora Bora Bora Bora Bora Bora Bora Bora Bora Bora Bora Bora Bora Bora Bora Bora Bora Bora Bora Bora Bora
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Bora Bora Bora Bora Bora Bora And they were like, no, because people think you're British because of your teeth. Oh, no. Yeah. Or she said that. She's like, yeah, I was trying to do this American accent thing, but then no one would
believe.
Or maybe they pitched it to her and she's like, no one's going to believe I'm American
because of my teeth.
But I love her teeth.
I do.
I love her teeth.
I think her teeth are so cute.
Yeah.
And they're not bad.
They're just big and I like them.
And that's what makes her a star.
That's what makes her a star.
She stands out.
She's so cute.
Yeah.
She's the standout for sure.
Did you catch up on this week's?
Yes.
Did you like it?
Yeah.
I like this season a lot.
I still like the first season the most, but I think I like this one more than Italy.
Yeah, I could see that.
Italy was a little – I didn't love the people as much in Italy.
Yeah.
But I do like all the gays in this one.
I know because there wasn't really like a gay storyline in this one.
I guess the brothers, but not like a real.
Yeah, you're right actually, huh?
And they're not really gay.
Yeah, we don't know.
It is kind of weird.
They made the brother, the one brother be gay, but also be like into his brother or something.
It's kind of like.
Yeah, they did an interview saying that it's.
Part of the storyline.
Yes, yes. All will be explained. I bet it won't. I think they're just saying that to smooth things over. Like, don't worry. It's part of like yeah they did an interview saying that it's part of the story yes yes
all will be explained i bet it won't i think they're just saying that to smooth things over
like don't worry it's part of it i don't think it is um i i do have a theory that the chelsea
is going to be the one that is gone it does seem a lot of foreshadowing because she keeps talking
about things being scary and like something's going to go bad. Bad feeling.
Things happen in threes.
Yeah.
She's already been tried out live twice.
Yeah.
And she is kind of giving main character energy.
It's always like a main character.
So I do feel.
I know.
And she is adored.
It always has to be the one people like.
Yeah.
You know.
I see it for her.
But I also love watching it kind of like as a,
like a dumber person because people were like, the monologue that Sam Rockwell's character did about like having sex with all the Asian girls.
Oh, yeah.
And then having a quote-unquote ladyboy like be the one that top him or whatever.
And people were like, what do you think it means?
I'm like, I think he just likes the doll.
Yeah.
That's literally how I – people were like, what's the meaning of this monologue you i'm like i think he just likes the doll that's literally how i so people were like what's the meaning of this monologue i'm
like i thought he just liked the dolls i was like i was waiting for this storyline in thailand i was
just like how come norfolk because i know so many people and like not in a bad way or anything it's
not even a stereotype people love to go to thailand for this reason yeah and they are gorge and but
then was it we haven't we still haven't watched it but was it watched it but i know all
the spoilers but then wasn't it like he wants to be one he's like i thought i wanted to be with
the dolls but he wants to be yeah and he wanted to see himself get penetrated or whatever i don't
know um he says that he hired men who look like him to watch him bottom for a girl.
I get it. I was there. I've been there.
Not to Thailand, but here.
Not to Thailand. I've been the one
that people want to watch. I was like,
okay. It doesn't really do anything for me, but I know it does something
for someone else. So I was like, okay.
So I just watched people bottom for the first time.
Oh, you've done the watching. You didn't do the
pegging. I mean, yes.
But no one watched me do the pegging.
But I watched it happen to someone for the first – consensually, of course.
But it was just like, oh, we could just watch.
I was like, a lot of my gay friends for the first time were like, could you watch?
Really?
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
I don't want anyone seeing anything.
Yeah.
And it's hard to see because it's dark.
I'm like, well, let's put on a light or something if you want me to watch.
Because I thought the whole kink of watching
was like you want them to see.
And I couldn't see.
Well, that too. But I think I should be a little
closer. I was so far away. I'm like sitting on the bed.
Bring your ring light and your camera.
Exactly. That's what I thought.
I really did think that.
I'm sitting on this little chair in the corner. They're on the bed. I'm like,
alright.
I don't also like to be watched.
I don't like Moses watching me.
I don't like anyone.
Like just turn around completely.
I caught a glimpse once.
I think I told the story in the mirror and I just looked like literally like a rhinoceros
being hunted.
You know, I was just like, this looks crazy right now.
Just the biggest wide and not cute.
Moses is so skinny.
It's like a rhino. That's why I don't like it. I asked him. I was like, let's cute. Moses is so skinny. Super cute. Huh?
It's like a rhino.
That's why I don't like it.
I asked him.
I was like, let's look.
Because it's hard pregnant.
It's hard.
Everyone can do it.
I'm like, can we do something on the side or something?
Because the back, I just think of that shot just being like a big rhino.
And it kind of feels a little bit like that.
But anyways, I loved it.
I need it.
I can't wait to watch it.
We're like savoring it.
Like it's like we, because it's like we haven't had like an hour just like silent to watch it. I need it. I can't wait to watch it. We're like savoring it. Like it's like we – because it's like we haven't had like an hour just like silent
to watch it.
So I was like, okay, we have nap time on Saturday.
So it's like, okay, do we like see a movie or do we go watch White Lotus?
But probably White Lotus first has to come.
I don't want to see Snow White though.
Maybe we'll take Malibu to Snow White.
Let us know if it's scary.
Let us know.
You're going to go see it Wednesday?
Go today.
Probably Friday.
Oh, let us know if it's scary to go see it Wednesday? No, today. Probably Friday. Oh, that's a little bit scary.
Yeah.
Probably is, huh?
I don't know.
I mean, at least Gal Gadot's a bad actress, so maybe not.
That'll soften the blow.
It'll be not as scary.
But still got to walk a famestar.
Do you know you have to pay for those?
Yeah, they're expensive.
That's why people who are promoting a project are always getting the stars. Who paying for it usually it's the production company so maybe disney i'm i'm just
guessing i don't know for sure but i mean not to literally i'm not even trying to pick sides here
but it's like that's crazy they would do it for gal gadot not like rachel zegler who's been in
like every single box office film since she was like 18 years i guess i don't know like she has
to want it like oh you kind of put the word out there that you want because somebody i know that got their start like their fan club did it for them because i'm not opposed to it but like
so maybe rachel doesn't want a star that's true i mean i was like how old you have to be but
britney was 21 when she got hers britney spears yeah wow she got hers in 2003 an age limit I don't know
if I would want one either
because it's like
again like
things you could do
with $30,000
because it's different
like once you know
how it works
it feels different
that's what people said
they're like wait
people are just like
paying for this
like it's embarrassing
yeah you pay $30,000
you get a star
like that's
I guess you'd get like
approved probably
like I can't just pay
$30,000 and get a star
but still
I don't know also too I don't want people to pay $30,000 and get a star. But still.
I don't know.
Also, too, I don't want people to be like, why is Trisha getting a star?
You know what I mean?
Which rightfully so.
They should be questioning a lot of these people.
Like, what?
This is odd.
But I don't like it.
I think you could also feed a lot of children with $30,000.
You know, I don't know.
Like there's ways to spend the money.
But I don't know.
Just a star on the floor seems a little.
At least. I was going to say, does the money go back to
the city of Hollywood, or...
I don't think so. There's a pothole in the street.
It's just the company that makes it, so it's probably
to make the actual star
and to pay salaries for the
people that run the organization,
probably. I hope I'm not being pessimistic
this episode. I think it's that I didn't eat. I did eat.
I had an egg muffin, but that was a while ago.
Oh, that's small. It's not pessimistic.
It's just the reality of it.
I love questioning the system.
Because it's like, okay, if you buy
a house, you're investing and whatever.
But if you buy a star...
You make a nicer
sidewalk, I guess.
That's crazy. I mean, there is tourism. People come out
there for those stars
but it's very old-fashioned i think you should go to hollywood boulevard for a patreon video
just wonder like what's there anymore because like i used to go to the hooters the jimmy kimmel
but like what is that all there still jimmy kimmel probably yeah he's still there on the
street i'm interviewing people yeah i did i have one with garamond they wouldn't pay
because because you were on the sidewalk if they brought you into the studio oh i see like they On the street interviewing people. Yeah, I did. I have one with Guillermo and they wouldn't pay.
Because you were on the sidewalk.
They brought you into the studio.
Oh, I see.
Like they would pay you a year's union rate because all those superheroes were.
But Biden was always on the sidewalk and they would literally give you like $100 for your interview. And they would really use and abuse.
Not abuse, but just use the superheroes out there that needed the money.
Yeah.
What else? The Disney soda fountain, I guess, is soda fountain i guess is there yeah oh that's not there that's what is it gara delhi but it has the al capitan theater
yeah al capitan the what is it called not is it still the kodak theater whatever that one the
dolby the dolby theater oh they switched to kodak to dolby i think or maybe it's reversed i don't
remember whatever the wherever the oscars, that theater. It is Dobie.
That's where Tana was. Was it
Kodak? That's crazy. Kodak is like another one of those
cameras. Yes. So yeah, it was
Kodak a while ago. When I was little
at least. Oh my god, yeah. There's
we saw Beetlejuice at the
Brahmins. Yeah. The premiere
that wasn't a premiere.
It was like 10 in the morning. No one was there.
That was crazy. that was crazy hindsight
they did really hype it up as like oh you're going to the premiere and then we got there like well
it's premiering the same time as the can film festival it's like okay wasn't it the uk premiere
oh no then that was after right yeah it was after it was like the day after i think they were
premiering it can is it saying that right yeah or don't remember. Yeah. So they wanted it to like blow up or whatever.
And that's why I say no to so many things.
Because I'm like, the idea sounds good.
And then you go.
And it's not that it's bad.
But you put a lot of money into the outfit, the clothing.
And then you're just kind of like, oh, we're just watching a movie.
It's like nice.
But you know.
I always just say no.
The White Lotus experience was fun. But we had to say no to it. Because I will be out of town. Oh, shoot. I know. It's out nice, but you know. I always just say no. The White Lotus experience was fun, but we had to stay and not do it because I will be
out of town.
Oh, shoot.
I know.
It's out of Four Seasons.
It's like a three-day stay.
They do everything White Lotus themed and they have like a Q&A.
It's the finale.
They're doing a Q&A with the cast.
Oh, my God.
I know.
I should email them though, but we're only gone the first day.
I'm like, I wonder if we can join the retreat two days in.
You think?
Probably.
Pretty sure.
We can just say we did stay there.
We are down the street.
Yeah.
Swing on by.
At least do the thing with the cast and you can talk to them.
Oh, yeah, you're right.
Do they get a press badge?
Probably.
Yes, I don't need one.
You get to ask them if it was a prosthetic or not.
Yes, true.
You get to the bottom.
Get more details about it.
So, oh, I don't know. See, I don't know what I'd ask, actually. I'm really bad at. So, ooh, I don't know.
See,
I don't know what I'd ask actually.
I'm really bad at those kind of things.
I don't know what I'd ask.
I'm so,
I'm not good at coming up with questions.
Even at like Comic-Con,
we can stand in line for like a Q&A.
I did it once
for Quentin Tarantino
in 2006,
Grindhouse.
I think I'm on the DVD.
I can't remember the question I asked,
but it was something so,
so stupid
and I was embarrassed.
I remember even he was like,
I don't really understand the question.
I was like,
I don't,
I'm just going to go in the back.
I don't know either.
Like,
I stood in line, I was 18, I was like standing in line and it's the question. I was like, I don't – I'm just going to go on the back. I don't know either. I stood in line.
I was 18.
I was standing in line and it's the big Comic-Con hall, like Hall H.
I finally got my question and he didn't get it.
I was like, I don't either.
But when you do interviews, you have good questions.
I don't think I do.
I mean, I love interviewing.
I don't think I have great questions.
I think you do.
I think I just kind of roll with the punches these days.
It's like yesterday.
I was just like, let's just, let's just riff.
It kind of always goes like
all over the place.
I'll think of something.
I'll think of something
for White Lotus for sure.
Wow.
You checking the clock
this whole episode
takes me out.
I know.
Sorry.
It's not anyone here.
It's my,
it's me. I've just been podcasting and it's not anyone here it's my it's me
I've just been podcasting
and it's never gonna stop too
because Sunday and Tuesday
I have nine hours
of podcasting
and then Monday and Wednesday
and then I have a music video
Friday and then rehearsals
tomorrow
it's just like
I really did book too much
like Moses predicted
you manifested it
he said
I don't even think he manifested
I think he just knew
I just know you
he's like
oh you're just gonna be
even when you're back you're're not going to be here.
And I was like, no, no, I will.
It'll be different once after Coachella.
Everyone's going to Coachella, so then I have to get all the interviews before then.
I love it, though.
I love it.
No, when she looks at the calendar, there's an empty box.
She's like, I need to make a music video.
There's an empty box.
That's not true.
This Saturday, it's empty, and I'm keeping it empty.
That's why I don't know what we do.
We do no white or white lotus on our day off.
I also want the chicken and rice.
It's just so hard to figure out what to do.
You've got to cram a lot in.
I know.
All right, we'll figure it out.
What's the hottest topic of the day, or is that it?
Was that our hottest topic?
Bill says we have a Hayley Bieber every episode.
Are we going to do that again?
Probably.
Hayley Bieber,
we're sorry.
She's getting sued
by Hayley Bieber.
Apology.
The suing is crazy, yeah.
Apology tour.
I thought this was interesting.
I don't know how hot
of a topic it is,
but I thought it was intriguing.
What?
One of the stars
from the Harry Potter movie,
she was a supporting role,
no one iconic,
but she started an of but
she's not doing any nudity it is only for a s**t mormon hair fetish which i thought was interesting
warm and hair uh mormon s**t mormon hair yes so she's doing different like um hair like she's
geared towards long hair so she's's doing different stuff with her hair.
With some ASMR.
I don't know. I thought maybe it has sexual talk.
But she says her videos are never sexually depraved or less vicious.
And it's never dirty comments.
But it's people that are interested in her hair.
Is she Mormon? Yes. And she was in Harry Potter? She was a British Mormon?
She played Lavender Brown. Her name is Jessie Cave.
Oh, Lavender. Was she in the bathroom? Was she like a ghost in the bathroom?
Oh, who's Lavender? That's Mike Myrtle.
Lavender Brown. I remember her in the last movie. I remember she was
at the War of Hogwarts. I remember her in the last movie. I remember she was at the War of Hogwarts.
I remember she was involved in there.
I think she was.
But she was a really small character, like a supporting role.
I mean, that's pretty big.
She has a name.
True, yeah.
And now she's doing Olaf.
Yeah.
She should do it on the Harry Potter theme.
That would be more exciting, I'm sure.
I guess, yeah.
Or I guess it's niche to do a Mormon hair.
Just play with like your long hair.
It seems kind of like weird to put it behind a paywall if she's still aormon because it does seem like you're kind of making money off of your religious hair i guess so yeah it's non-sexual hair focused content but it's a slovenly mormon vibe it's
sexual like you don't put non-sexual content on of scotty sire did like vlogs on of who was paying
for his clothes vlogs and he's they were like vlogs yeah
because i remember there was like an initiative from oh like from the platform of to do more like
i guess almost like patreon ish content where it was like lifestyle stuff i think i want to say
if i remember i might be misremembering but i think like of funded some of these
to get creators to do like normal lifestyle
but like people are more likely to subscribe to a patreon than an oaf because of is the connotation
yeah so that's true why not just make it a patreon i guess if you're getting money from
oaf that's true but i feel like she just went to she just went and did it on her own yeah that's
what i'm saying i you can't say like oh no it's not
sexual if you're going to live yeah put it on patreon then put it on a membership on youtube
you know she says that she is doing it for self-exploration and to bring in uh for doing
the experience but also to financially benefit obviously from the new side gig my aim to get
the house safe cover the arsenic lead wallpaper build a new roof oh get out of my debt empower myself to prove to those
in the past who have misjudged me that i'm not so sweet oh she wants to like not oh she's a little
bit bad girl it's her jojo like karma karma's love that i mean she has lead wallpaper she should
get that fixed i'll support that i'll subscribe damn girl don't be inhaling that lead it's it is interesting though um
i randomly got i think because i talked about harry jowsey the last episode i got an ad he did
like i don't even think it was his account i don't know i think i got like an ad or something for it
was him bulging in skims it really does nothing for me but it was i think promote his of
sponsored by skims or what I think he was wearing Skims
and a hard
in them or something
I don't know
but it really
did the opposite
it made me
uninterested
wait I thought
you loved Harry Jazz
that's why
we need to be friends
with him
no I literally
was just
I was just
trying to segue
into our
that's a crazy segue
you should be like
speaking of the devil
amongst us
like that's a segue
well I just mean
everyone seems to love him
except for us
I don't know about that I don mean everyone seems to love him except for us.
I don't know about that.
I don't know.
I have to do like an in-depth read.
I need to interview
someone who likes him
and be like
what is it?
I don't know.
I don't see it
but people could say
a lot about it.
Like people could be like
what do you watch
this three hour program
I think everyone gets it.
Everyone knows
it's funny.
It's funny.
It's long form.
Everyone I meet at a meet and greet is like, this gets me through the day.
It feels like I have a friend.
I rewatch it.
Listen to it when I go to sleep.
Are they saying that about Harry Jowsey though?
No.
Nobody is saying that about Harry Jowsey.
Ours is clear.
We do not get haters.
And if we do, it's always like, oh, she's fat.
It's never like, this show sucks.
They get it.
This show is good.
But no one ever is like, what is this?
It's a funny podcast.
That's what it is.
I don't think there's like a Harry Jowsey like a fan.
They like the skins.
That's true.
Like who is a Harry Jowsey stan?
I would love to meet you if you are a Harry Jowsey stan because I'm so confused.
And no one does because we talk about it all the time and no one is like, oh, let me tell you.
It's like we get like the shame defenders being like, you guys suck.
Like we don't get the Harry Jowsey stans being like, boo.
Even the Shane Defenders don't even say how the podcast sucks.
They're just like, you're obsessed.
But they watch because the podcast is good.
Because we need the headlines, okay?
We need something.
And it's all fun.
It's just him digging up a brick on Disneyland.
It's not like anything crazy.
Jenny Nicholson.
Go talk to her.
We're just reporting the news.
We really do just report.
We reheat people's nachos. Jenny Nicholson. Go talk to her. Yeah. We're just reporting the news. We really do just report. We reheat people's nachos.
Jenny Nicholson, Spill Sush.
Internet Oddity with the Hailey Bieber.
Yeah.
Whatever is viral, we just piggyback on.
Yeah.
Exactly.
Which is good.
That's a good way to put it.
Sometimes it is your own nachos and then we hate when it's our own nachos.
When someone reheats them?
No.
Whenever you have to cook your own nachos.
Oh, right.
I don't like being the drama.
I don't want the drama.
I don't want,
I don't want breaking news here.
I don't want to be the first
to report something.
I love reheating nachos
in the air fryer.
That sounds good though.
That's the only time
you like an air fryer
is when you're
reheating nachos.
And nachos are good.
Remember the Cheesecake Factory
ones we had last week?
Those were good nachos.
Those were pretty good.
Yeah.
You should get them in person.
They're even better.
I really,
oh, a visit to the Cheesecake Factory.
It's been a long time. Well, you're an AMC this weekend, so you could get the AMC.
Oh, true.
Those are good.
And I have a Cheesecake Factory gift card that's been, it's like two years old at this
point.
Oh, yeah.
It's right next to each other.
I got it for Christmas a long, like literally two years ago.
I really got to use her.
It might have expired already.
Do they expire?
They probably do.
You think?
Yeah, they usually.
They trick you.
They give you like six months to use it.
Yeah, usually by December 30 of that year yeah so it was american airlines
too from like december we had until april to use those points i'm like who flies that much
that you're gonna use it they really do get you damn airlines oh that also so unrelated to the
airlines but thinking of harry potter did J.K. Rowling shaded the three stars
of Harry Potter
Rupert Grint
Daniel Radcliffe
and Emma Watson
no
what
yeah she is
a double amongst us
her and Kanye
on Twitter
her and Kanye
they go back and forth
or what
no they're just
in the same
dubious tweeters
why
yeah take away Twitter
from some of these people
she quote tweeted
like a tweet that said
what actor actress
instantly ruins a movie
for you?
And she quote tweeted three guesses.
Sorry, but that was irresistible.
Three crying laughing emojis.
Was she talking about her own movie?
Daniel Radcliffe, Emma Watson, and Rupert Grint.
Because they've all disavowed her stance on transgender people, rightly so.
Yeah.
And she's like.
And now she's shading her own franchise.
Lady, pack it up.
Like, I can't. I can't. pack it up like i can't i can't
like it's almost like we talked about corinna last episode you have it all you have it all
yeah retire shut up there's like go away yeah i would go away i'd go away i'd be like bye
and now they're doing like you know the new harry like they're doing harry potter again
oh right so it's like why why getting more money yeah damn like how hard is it to just
like and those were icons in the movie that's the only reason the whole thing literally didn't even
know harry potter yeah it's like we can't we should cancel her i know i feel like she she is
one of those that is canceled but just like she's not they're remaking harry potter that's oh you
know you're right you're right it trumps uh like it like overrides yes you correcting the terminology yes
overriding parks yeah universal is expanding the harry potter money you think she makes off that
she has to make a good so much like she has so much time to just be on twitter i think being a
menace yeah this why is yeah some people are too rich for their own good i feel it sucks for like it's so complicated because
i don't judge anyone who likes harry potter still obviously it's like you know i got a tesla before
knowing elon was a friggin a devil amongst us too you know so i don't know i know and i'm like
i do feel the shame the tesla shame these days. I'm like, my lease is up soon.
They are vandalizing Tesla trucks, he was saying. I was like, that's great. I mean, I get it. That's scary.
It is scary.
Just like random Tesla trucks. Well, I guess the Tesla trucks are those. They're more like flashy, annoying people. I guess Tesla's like you said, so many people had them because they were good for the environment.
Yeah.
Affordable.
But yeah, now I'm just like waiting for the lease to be up i'm sorry i can't do anything about it no
one's no one's holding you down for that one hopefully yeah huh well um yeah why are people
like why do they care like elon musk and what's her name jk rowling what'd you say why do they
care what do they care about
they hate transgender but why what is their reasoning this is not natural whatever which
always gets me because i'm like especially if you're like you're religious and you're anti-trans
so you're more likely to believe that when you die your soul goes into heaven and you live
internally if you believe in that then it's not that far-fetched that like someone can be born
in the wrong body you know what i mean right but i guess what's
their argument they're just like they're gonna ruin our society or what's happening great question
i don't know they're just like it really doesn't make any sense dylan mulvaney just did an interview
where she's like it is kind of quick like they're more worried about like transgender people are
one percent of the popular one percent of the But she's like, they act like we're running around like Godzilla
destroying cities. And I was like, you're so right,
Dylan.
It is weird. I don't understand it.
And that's what you use your voice and you're just like,
it's like the poppers, being bandy poppers.
Just like, what?
I just feel like there's so many more things
that I would talk about.
Alright, I don't get it.
We're pro-popper and yes of course on this program proper
should be the name of a podcast maybe troy savant's podcast does he have one well his song
was rush and then the whole packaging was poppers inspired yeah it was like the yellow and red
packaging i thought there was different brands of poppers. But Rush is the brand. Oh, that's a brand?
Wow, you know a lot about poppers over there.
I did almost swallow them. So you did research
afterwards as you're on there
with your laptop? Well, I remember
when I looked up trying to buy them, you know, you have to
go and eat that. Now I think you can just
ask for the brand. But you can't say, I'm interested in
purchasing some poppers, please. You have to say the brand.
But back in the day, you had to say, like,
I'm interested in some VCR cleaner or please. You have to say the brand. But back in the day, you had to say, like, I'm interested in some VCR cleaner or something.
What?
Have you ever purchased them?
You have to go through some hoops.
No.
Ours was easy.
I remember it was WeHo.
It's like in between Mickey's and the other one.
Oh, Mickey's because it was WeHo.
And it was like literally on the shelf.
It was like, I'll take that one.
You know what I mean?
Like, it was so easy.
That's why I was like, wait, I didn't know you didn't need the name.
Yeah.
You have to use like a little code name or something.
Yeah.
I remember being like, do you have poppers?
And he was like, no, but I have VCR cleaner have vcr cleaner i was like oh i'll have that i wonder if you can
use vcr cleaner as a popper great question i don't know i need someone with a prohibition
like you know in the probe where you gotta like cook your own alcohol whatever it'll be like
cook your own poppers what did you ban alcohol? Ban alcohol? Yeah, during the Prohibition era. Then how did they bring it back?
They ended Prohibition.
What?
What does that mean?
Someone's like, we're done.
They canceled Prohibition.
Yeah, they were like.
Let them drink.
Let them drink alcohol.
Make alcohol be illegal.
They're like, bad idea.
Make it legal again.
Oh, because why?
I think because they were making their own in weird ways.
Like moonshine.
There was just so much crime and so much insanity around it.
When you banned the alcohol, there was crime?
Yeah, because people will...
They were sober.
They're like, oh, let's...
Because you have to be a criminal to be, you know, dealing and selling and distributing alcohol.
Oh, how funny.
Wow.
Yeah, I don't think banning poppers is going to have that same impact.
Maybe.
People just feel more tight
there'll be speakeasies for the poppers speakeasies this is crazy that's gonna happen
when does that when do they vote i don't know when you go to the congress i was just gonna say
i never have any inclination to go to washington i will be in washington dc pride ironic will be
there in June.
Do they have Pride every year in Washington?
I guess so. Like World Pride. They must, yeah.
How crazy.
No one's gonna be doing poppers there or what?
That's...
Was it Charlie XCX had him out for her
audience? Was that who?
For Charlie XCX, like a gay fan
made her do poppers. She was walking by
and someone put poppers in her face.
Oh my God, don't do that to me.
I'm pregnant.
That's so scary.
Like at first I was like, that's kind of cool.
But I was like, no, that's, oh my God, like a sneak attack?
A popper sneak attack.
I guess it happened to you.
True.
Your mouth was just open like.
That is crazy.
I need to know that situation why your mouth was open.
I feel like I kind of had the, I have like a deviated septum.
No, I have a deviated septum in one nostril.
So I was trying to breathe.
I wasn't like pouring in here.
It wasn't devious like that.
It was just –
Wow.
Crazy.
Let us know in the comments if you've ever accidentally consumed.
Yeah.
How did you do it?
That is a hot topic.
I'm not going to lie.
That and my lack of cookie tower from McDonald's.
Those are my two hot topics.
The poppers are good.
Your poppers are good.
I'm here for it.
It's a good name for a baby.
Baby popper.
Oh, yeah.
And it could always be like P-A-U-P-E-R.
Like a popper.
Isn't a popper like not good?
I don't know.
I think Princess and the Popper, the Barbie movies.
I think of a popper as like, maybe we should Google popper.
Like a little person, like a little leprechaun.
What?
Or something like a little, a popper and a prince.
Oh, a very poor person.
Okay. I didn't want to say that. I thought was wasn't it a barbie movie yeah well she probably the pauper
so probably the same yeah oh was the brunette girl the pauper damn why are they calling people
paupers that's crazy they're like you don't make as much money. You're a pauper. That is crazy.
It's regarded as one of the best films in the Barbie franchise.
And it was about Barbie being friends with someone who had less money.
A blonde princess and a brunette pauper are born at the same time.
A brunette pauper is crazy.
And then what?
They become friends.
The pauper Erica is an indentured servant working off her parents' debt at Madame Carp's dress emporium, which supplies the palace with clothes.
However, she dreams of becoming a singer and seeing the world.
Oh.
Well, maybe there's a happy ending for her.
Yeah, I think she ends up befriending the princess, but.
And the prince is like, okay, you're no longer a pauper.
Yeah.
Is it derogatory or is not?
I guess if Barbie's using it, I guess context matters, as they say.
Right.
Like it's an era maybe if it's 1800s.
Wasn't there like peasants in the 1800s? And you can't say that anymore.
Oh, you can't?
I don't know.
I don't think you should call someone a peasant.
That seems crazy.
I don't know.
But I think like context, yeah.
Like if you're at Medieval Times.
Yeah.
Then it's a peasant. Go for it.'re at Medieval Times. Yeah. That is a peasant.
Go for it.
Like a Medieval Times kink, you peasant.
Because they call you like what lords and ladies and they're – you know, people have
those kinks in the bedrooms where they want to be called that.
Like, yes, my lord.
Yes, you know.
I loved it.
I've never heard of that.
Really?
Yeah.
Look at that.
Medieval kinks.
It's a whole thing.
Oh.
And then they have like those old school like, yeah, things like they can hang your hands
in.
Oh.
Made out of wood.
Okay.
Yeah.
People use them for kinks.
Did you ever go to the Renaissance Fair?
That's kind of giving Renaissance Fair vibes.
No, but I dated someone who had all the Renaissance like torture devices in his basement, but
it was for sexual pleasure only.
But it was scary.
It was the kind that like, you know, you hold up in the wood. You could probably write a book about that. Like Fifty Shades of Grey, but it was for sexual pleasure only. But it was scary. It was the kind that, like, you know, you hold up in the wood.
You could probably write a book about that, like Fifty Shades of Grey, but, like, Renaissance-themed.
Oh.
Maybe that's your next book after your memoir.
That's a good one.
With the tavern maid in there somewhere.
Whoa.
She lures people.
Yeah.
Because then you have a real dungeon.
Ooh.
Okay, I'm going to do a tavern maid today, and I'm going to, like, lure someone into
my dungeon.
Sounds a little scary.
Sounds like the human egg farm thing, just like luring people in.
Well, people love a little true crime horror vibe.
Okay.
Something with the eggs.
Is it too dark?
I don't know.
I guess nothing's too dark anymore.
No.
Stephanie Sue's doing it.
So can you.
Yeah, she's killing it.
She really is.
Good job, Stephanie Sue.
Good job to everyone. Nick Ac tour on tour jeff on tour on tour me on tour all right well oscar
moses final hot topic you have something over there bruin do you want to say a hot topic
quickly or do you want to save it for Patreon? Let's see. No, we did
Drake. We did the Astronauts. But Drake was good.
Oh, yes. That is the title, Drake vs.
Kendrick. I do have the last one.
So tonight
is the last episode of Severance.
Okay. Severance update.
It's a big finale. It's going to
be over an hour long episode.
And somebody got to
see it and they said it's going to be bigger than the
last end of the season wow like a much bigger crazier and um yeah we'll talk about it after
oscar final hot topic oh the hot vet that i wanted it works in the area so i wanted to bring like a
snake or something okay or a bunny well that I mean, that just sounds like our backyard.
Yeah, literally.
We're in the mountains.
I'm sure you can just grab one.
Okay.
And my final hot topic is.
If Domino's isn't going to sponsor me, I want Pizza Hut too.
Because your personal pan pizzas I get at 6 a.m. at the airport.
And it's so good.
You make them look good too.
They are so good.
At the Dallas one, at 6 o'clock in the morning, they were serving hot personal pan pizzas
at the airport, and it was so good.
None of that breakfast.
It was just pizza, and it was so good.
So I'll take that sponsorship next.
And that's it, you guys.
That is Hot Topics.
We did it.
I don't know how, but we did it.
And we're going to do more
on Patreon.
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slash Just Trish.
I am on tour.
Go to the Heirs of Trish tour
and send lots of prayers
to Carlo
for Oscar's back.
Oh, yeah.
Good toss back, yeah.
Bye.