Just Trish - Trisha Is PREGNANT With Baby Number 3!

Episode Date: March 6, 2025

Oops, she did it again! Trisha is PREGNANT with baby number three! Trish and Moses finally spill all the details after keeping their pregnancy a secret for months. Plus, how will Trisha continue her international Eras Tour while expecting? 💖🪩Thank you to Kikoff for sponsoring today's episode!💖🪩 Building credit can happen faster than you expect with Kikoff. Don’t wait. Get your first month for just a dollar at https://GetKikoff.com/trish 💖🪩JUST TRISH MERCH!💖🪩 https://justtrish.com Sponsor Just Trish: https://public.liveread.io/media-kit/just-trish-podcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Yeah, no, not just everyone. Like, most I always like it, like, it's sweatpants. It's like little cracks hanging out. I like put my finger in it. Like, it's just fun. And it looks cute. It's like a little cleavage in the back. It's cute. I love it.

And it was meant to be. It definitely happened. Show me that face! I was scared. I was like, oh, no. Her name is Trish, she's got the fish in all her gossips, filthy rich, pretty and pink, hot topic queen, and says what everybody thinks, she's just Trish. Yay! Hello, welcome back to a peaceful and zen, just Trish episode. You can't tell from the laugh. Oscar's back.

Last time everyone clocked it, they were like, I knew Oscar wasn't there from the first minute. No laugh. I love it. It took 10 seconds to get a laugh. I love it. I did miss the laugh. I see why David Dobrik liked having all his friends around. It's just like, could you imagine 10 of you in this room? That would be so fun. Yeah, it must be a high, especially for someone who thinks they're really funny.

Right, it doesn't happen to everyone. No, I feel like I'm the funniest because of you. I'm like, wow, I'm so funny, actually. But no, today's a happy, we're all feeling good. You said you were feeling great. Feeling fine, feeling gorgeous. Yeah, you're like, I feel like I had a lobotomy. Yeah, I feel brand new. Who knew? One day of rest. Really? We'll do it for you. One day of rest. It's all it takes, really. I know. I'm so excited. Tomorrow and

today, Thursday and Friday, I get two days of rest fully. And I love it. And Moses just lets me bed rot. Like I like play, you know, I like play with the girls, but then I love to like just bed rot and like just lay there for hours. And it but then melba will join too she loves to bed rot a little bit sometimes so we're just all there bed rotting and it's so fun and then elvis you know just goes with the flow so i'm excited for that i know just the days of rest makes such a difference you did look so different i came in i was like oh you're you look cool like you look different yeah you look like a 50s greaser the shirt is so cool what is this um i'm not really sure what this look is giving to be honest i thought it was giving like target employee a little bit okay the red but yeah

that's not the red it's it's different okay work for target if you could no it was giving like yeah like greaser back to the future. What? You just need a skateboard. What happened? In the rain. How about Back to the Future? My joke was kind of triggering, I guess. Escape the Night. Oh. In the 80s.

We are not mentioning. Sorry. I feel like we're all getting paid to be in this promotional. Like everyone just talking about it. It's the most press. Netflix picks it up. They're like, what is this? It's on Hulu tomorrow.

Love to everyone involved. Truly. I literally – I've been meditating on it. I've been meditating in general, not on it, but just clearing my head. And I'm just like, gosh, I truly loved everyone. Like I really thought we were all just having fun here on Just Trish and I just want to go back to that. I just want to go back to that.

I love Rosanna for going after Mr. Beast. I love Joey for coming on here having a key and I love Tana for being Tana. I just want everything to be okay and I'm praying for that. So today we are peace and happiness and lightness. Right? I don't think there's any drama. I told you this before. I said it on Monday too. I love,

I love when there's no drama. I love when it's just fun. My sister calling Ariana pitchy. Like I just. She was wild for that. But the comments weirdly were like, I agree with Callie.

I was like, Ariana just has haters on there for sure. No, I see them in the comments all the time. That's crazy. So many people are like, I agree with Callie. And wow, she just needs to let people have their opinions. I was like, Ariana just has haters on there for sure. No, I see them in the comments all the time. That's crazy. So many people are like, I agree with Callie.

And wow, she just needs to let people have their opinions. I was like, there are some Calligator fans out there for sure. As they should. Yeah, no, for sure. That was wild though. I like that. I like fun. The Paul brothers getting their real life.

I like something that's just like, we can all unite. That's like, okay, that's cringe like we can all unite that's like okay that's cringe that's whatever everything's good the rain was here this morning and the rain just like washed away any bad vibes you know what I mean that I was feeling I was like you know what life is good I had a great day I sure you had a great day yesterday yeah yeah you were you were streaming you were unwatched I was watching where was oh I was sitting around for a very long time yesterday. So I had time. So I was literally.

That's so funny. Watching your stream. But I can't find a comment. There was a fake Just Trish in there. And I was like, they tipped me $2. I was like, oh, thanks, Just Trish. And I was like, oh, wait. I think this is the fake Just Trish.

How do you know? Maybe it was Moses. Maybe he also was watching. We always have fake ones in ours, too. Oh, really? Oh, yeah. They always try to. Oh, I would have commented.

But I don't know how on my phone. Like, don't i'm always just like how do i con because i was like you were playing um a guitar version of freaky oh yes um that was my audition to be the opener at one of the eras of trish tour dates first of all you've never brought that up i had no idea it was kind of a spur of the moment kind of thing that was like yeah you were actually pretty good i was like damn i know four chords i didn't know you played guitar it was so good it really was i was like damn that's freaking people were living for it i love your comments too because everyone's just like like they just love they're like you need to go on tour you need your own podcast and i agree they said that to my sister too they're like you should go on tour it's just like they wanted me to go on tour what i do i was

like i don't know honestly just go on tour at this point do it you can literally just stand on stage and people go crazy which is cool i also just stand on stage and huff and puff a little bit and people go crazy. She can review like musical performances. Just call everybody pitchy. She's the new Randy Jackson on American Idol. Just like, you're pitch dog. No, I missed you. I'm glad you're back.

I know. You really did miss the episode of the Oscar recap where nobody in this room knew anything that was going on. Did you watch it? I was like, okay. Oh, yes. Literally, my sister's like, oh, it you watch it? I was like, okay. Oh, yes. Literally, my sister's like, oh, it's not me. I'm like, was it?

She goes, I don't know. Oh, that's me. I only, in Calvary's events, I only saw, I guess, I did see a Nora last week ahead of the Oscars. Yeah. So that did make me feel a little bit more cultured and in the know, I guess. Did it feel like it should have won? I am obsessed with Enora.

Obsessed with Enora. First of all, Mikey Madison. This won't be like an Oscars recap episode by any means. I know. People are like, let's do it. I was like, that was, it was hard to get through the first time because I didn't watch it, really. But Mikey Madison, a hometown girl, because in her speech, she was like, I grew up in

LA, but Hollywood always seems so far. And I was like, wait, I felt the same. And then I looked to see where she's from. Woodland Hills. No. She's a hometown girl. Is she your age? That's a good question.

She must be younger than me. We went to school together. I think she's in her, like, mid-20s. Oh, she's young. She's young. She's 25. Oh, okay. So she probably went to school at Tar Yummy or something.

I don't know. That is so true. Because they're, like like the same age. I'm a Woodland Hills girl. You're a Woodland Hills girl. I'm like, how have I not run into you at like, you know, the Cheesecake Factory or something, you know? You think she goes to the Cheesecake Factory?

Let's go to the Litsa Penguin Mall. She must go to the Litsa Penguin Mall, I would think. There's nowhere else to really go around Woodland Hills. Are we doing Cheesecake Factory for Patreon today? Or are we doing Healthy? Are you healthy? Okay, we can be healthy. I'm kind of in the middle.

Well, they have a skinny menu. At this point, I think you can get a skinny menu. I think today I just need to get like an appetizer from there. You know what I mean? Yeah. Because we've been doing skinny on Patreon. By the way, we never shout out Patreon. Patreon.com.

We love you guys so much. Have we been posting over there? Yeah. I think I forget. I'm on the weekend, so I never see what's happening. We're posting. We are posting. We are up to date right now.

Yes. Yeah. And we're filming extended podcasts for $5 a month. You can get a bonus podcast every weekend. We've been keeping up with it. We did have some exclusive tea on the last one. We did? What was it? The Trish Crave David Dobrik tea. Oh. In case you missed that tea. Well, we broke it first, but I did see it was later on Adam McIntyre's

show with Kat. She was on Zayn's. She also said it. We broke it. In fairness, that's where Trish Crave got the tea. Oh, so it was out there. We love the inside scoop. We had broke it there. We also have headshots, stickers, bonus episodes, patreon.com

slash just Trish. It's a great time. We're sponsored by Kickoff today. Oh, and also, oh my God, we're already into it. Also the, oh, where'd my poster go? Oh, they're gone. It's Easter now. Easter? Where'd you get those HomeGoods?

HomeGoods really coming for our brand. Pink disco ball eggs? I mean, disco ball, okay, but then you're going to do pink disco ball. Everyone is coming for the Just Trish branding. It's somebody in their department that works for us. That works for us or works for them? Yeah, for us.

It's Oscar working for all good. They make designs for us. Oh, right. And puts it in the stores knowing that you'll go purchase it. Well, he did. And leopard for our not-love-lying couches. You found a pillow for that. Well, now that Joanne is closed, I mean, we're...

You're so sad about that. That's still two weeks later. It's still the hot topic. Okay, well, the posters are down but if you if you don't know I'm on tour March 14th we'll be in

Houston Texas you're on tour I'm on tour I didn't hear this whole timeline is like hitting me on tour I am on tour it's the era of the church tour

you should come I know me opening act yes which one where are you coming I'm so sad because I can't believe how like serendipitous it is. But someone posted that on the on Sunday when you were in Seattle.

Yeah. On Sunday. Guess who was there to see you? The orcas. The orcas were literally like on the pier. The whales? Yes. And you didn't get to see them.

No. And if I literally you didn't have to go on. Like, they were just putting on a show. No. I think they wanted a calm experience. See, they were singing. You could hear if you listened. My hotel was on the water, too. My hotel was right there.

They knew. They're little fishies. And the pier has the best food. Oh, my God. We would have, like, the best time. They had a good mac and cheese clam chowder. I was so devastated. I missed it.

People, we have whales for you. People brought whales to the Mean Green. I always love a whale boat. They bring whales and bracelets. Well, I'll so devastated. I missed it. People, we have whales for you. People brought whales to the Mean Great. I always love a whale moment. They bring whales and bracelets. Well, I'll set aside. They always bring so much. Like, this is for Moses. This is for Oscar.

This is for your babies. I'm like, oh, my God. That's so sweet. I know. I have to get a bigger suitcase because, honestly, there's always so much. But there's some whales in there. But, yeah, people always, they love the whales. Save the whales.

Save the whales for Oscar. Damn, I wish I would have known. I know. I was gagged when I saw that because, literally, as you know, the last time I saw the whales for Oscar damn I wish I would have known I know I was gagged when I saw that because literally as you know the last time I saw the whales I had to travel 8 hours in the open ocean to go see them 8 hours on the ocean yes it was an all day excursion

I was in the open ocean thank you there's the whales oh my god this is so cute it's so cute right it's an orca teacup how fitting is that oh from Seattle that's so random that's so sweet and then a little whale tail oh my god that's so cute i love that oh my god i guess they're known for whales in seattle yeah the um this is so like who cares people care they do care and they always

let oscar finish his story i always think i do i'm like i, I'm really. I thought so too. I'm really holding space for you now, go. There's like a, between Canada and Seattle, they go like back and forth a lot. They come down all the way south to like San Diego, Orange County sometimes, but. What about Alaska? I don't know if they travel from Seattle or Canada to Alaska. Maybe, it's not that far, I guess, right? For a whale. Alaska's above Canada.

Yeah. Yeah. Isn't that Canada? Yeah. Yeah. Isn't that crazy? Why did we get to claim Alaska? Wild. I don't know. Maybe Alaska doesn't want to be claimed. Canada doesn't want to be claimed.

Mike Myers wore that on SNL. He said, Canada's not for sale. I love that that's where you learn about politics, SNL. Well, I was so confused. I was like, what is he talking about? Then I learned Mike Myers is from Canada. I was like, oh, that's the whole thing. Oh, I didn't know that.

Yeah, I guess that's why he was so. He looks like Elon Musk. That was what I took away. You don't watch SNL, do you? I watch the clips. Are you going to watch Lady Gaga this week? I think I will. I do love Lady Gaga.

I'm not like a little monster, I don't think. I did see her live. I think the Porn This Way ball or Monster Ball. I don't know. What year was that? I was in college. So like 2011 maybe? I think I'm a little monster now.

I kind of live for her. I live for her too. I like the Abracadabra song. I like Joker too. Wait, when did you see Joker too? I saw it on the plane and I loved it.

I loved, she ate so hard. That was her best performance above Stars Born. It was so good. I love Stars Born. I'm going to sing a cover song for one of my shows. I don't know which one.

Well, I think that was the problem, though, is that, you know, it needed more Gaga. Because there was a lot of scenes that she was in that just never made the final cut. Or at least the Gaga cut of Joker 2. Oh, would watch that all day long. She stole the show. Stole my heart. I mean, Joaquin wasn't bad, but did ruin it a little bit. But the guys always do, not to be this person, but, like, Mamma Miama mia like did you ever see that movie oh my god you have to see it so good but

pierce brosnan oh my god his voice crazy like ruined it les mis russell crowe i mean i don't get it i would love i would love if like females could go in there not singing but for some reason guys with bad voices can be these musicals but girls can't i'm like it was bad it ruins it for sure but um oh yeah because he's joaquin phoenix infamously not a singer so which i always thought he was i don't know why i always thought of him in a band maybe his brother maybe i have no idea i don't know either i swear no did he sing in johnny cash movie i think so but i i remember reading like the joker 2 controversy was like why are they making um him sing when he's not as like not a good singer that was like in the reviews a lot maybe i'll see it too i don't know what you haven't seen it no oh what i thought you did

no i think you'll like it i think it's like fun i mean I worry about my attention span. Like I think I'll need – I'm still waiting on my Adderall. So maybe with my Adderall – You got that too. I thought that was happening. I went to the doctor to refill my prescription but now I'm back in the midst of a shortage and I'm still waiting for the actual prescription now. What do you think that conspiracy is?

What are they trying to do with not letting people have their medication? Drive us insane and crazy. It was working. I feel like you were going – I was deranged. Yeah, not because of that but I just felt it. I felt it. It's a contributing factor feel like you were going. I was deranged. Yeah, not because of that, but I just felt it. I felt it. A contributing factor, for sure.

Yeah. Yeah, that is wild. Yeah, but nevertheless, she persisted. You did. No, you always do. They need to grow some more or something. Let's do something with it. Grow some more, yeah.

I don't know. Whatever they do. Make them in the lab. What do they do? Make more. Is it? No. I was going to say maybe, is it from a plant, but it's not.

ADHD medication. I don't know. What is in there? I don't know. It's an amphetamine. I don't know. What is in there? I don't know. It's an amphetamine. I don't know where they get it. An amphetamine. Manufactured in a lab.

I have no idea. Something more. That's what I always thought about the money, too, in this country. Why don't you just make more money? Just print it. Print it. We definitely do. We definitely do.

So why are we in debt then? Because they printed all that money. Print more. I don't understand that. Isn't it crazy that once upon a time, like, the economy was based on, like, seashells and, like, beads and stuff? Like, back in the... You love this. You talked about the trade before I think on here.

Did I really? Yes. Like, what we would be doing for... Oh, bartering? Yes. And you're like, what would you do? You'd be performing in the town square. Is that what they say?

Yes. And what would you be doing? That's a good question. Because you can't edit back then. So what would your barter be? I'd be, like like a little jester or something you know what i mean yeah that fits you so you would trade that what would you trade you have skills or something that's true i like to go to the ocean and collect shells so oh you'd be a shell you'd be a shell trader that's funny i know you didn't invite me just You probably just brought it up one time, but I thought it was so interesting because I was like, oh, wow, that is kind of crazy to think about how people just traded stuff.

A world before money. We should maybe do that. I guess people kind of do that sometimes, trade for services. That's true. Right? I don't know. Yeah, but the services are still for money, though, I guess. No.

Right. I guess some people exchange, like Like if you do this for me. I'll do this for you. That kind of thing. In like a. I don't know. In that sense. Like Sugar Bear hair and Coachella.

For Dave Charles. Oh gee. That's a good connection. Yeah. Because I didn't know where I was going with it. So you kind of saved it. Yeah. No I knew too.

I was like there's somewhere something happening. But. I guess yeah. We should go back to that system. Because what is money at the end of the day? Really. Like we talk about this all the time. That one time like all the Bank of America accounts went to zero.

It's like, it's just gone. And then, wow, did you screenshot how much you had in there? Like, that's crazy to think about. I don't know. Go back to gold bars, maybe. Are those still worth something? I think gold is still worth something, yeah. It's worth a lot.

Gold? Yeah. What are you going to do with it? It just holds value. Like, what if you have a gold bar? What are you doing with a gold bar? We can sell it it just holds value like what do you have a gold bar what are you doing with the gold we can sell it for money can you buy a house with a gold bar here that's a good question like if you just went to the bank i think you'd have to sell the gold bar first right yeah you sell it for money but you get a lot of money for gold from where though

those places on the corner that's like we buy gold exactly they'll buy a gold bar no those places are a scam because when i was needing money I'd go and they would literally be like $400 for like diamonds I was like okay it's kind of yeah I feel like those places that happens a lot though

like when you the only thing I can relate to is GameStop which I know you have no like emotional connections I know GameStop didn't Mr. Beast go and they'd be like

this is me what didn't oh no was it PhaseBakes remember someone wanted to end GameStop but I'm here it was from Phase

was it Phase maybe yeah you never saw that clip no it was at GameZap he's like here I am but it was from Faze was it Faze maybe yeah you never saw that clip no it was at GameZap he's like here I am but it was like early on in their career and people

were like okay yeah not that early but yeah nobody cared and then he kind of walked out that's me all the

time whenever I go to like fast food everyone's gonna know who I am and like no one knows nobody cares literally nobody

cares 246 246 246 people love that the opening of my tour that 246 guy gets thunderous applause every time Apparently, nobody cares. Two for six. What? Two for six. Two for six. People love that. The opening of my tour, that two for six guy gets thunderous applause every time. Two for six. He's kind of iconic.

He is iconic. And I went through that drive-thru so many times. And they use that clip a lot. They love that. They love the Just Trish era. Like, when that starts, everyone cheers so loud. You should interview that guy. I would love.

I wonder if he's still there. He was there years ago when Moses and I went. But he's probably not there anymore. You never know. you gotta go back two, four, six he was so nice that guy was so nice he always liked me

when I went to the drive-thru so funny anyways you were saying GameStop you would go like what sell oh like when you sell games back to GameStop

they give you like a nickel for something and then they would resell it for like you know 50 bucks or something so I feel like it's kind of that did you do that? back in the day when I was younger and like I would like as a kid I would sell it for like, you know, 50 bucks or something. So I feel like it's kind of that. Did you do that? Back in the day when I was younger and like I would, like as a kid, I would trade in games

and then you could like put that money towards a new game, you know. But you have to give like 10 games to have enough for like a new one or whatever. For one new game? Yeah. It was pretty scammy, I would say. Yeah. Amoeba Records used to do that too. Like I would take it in my DVDs.

That's a good one too. I used to sell all my DVDs. I think I had like 300 DVDs my dad had bought me when I was a kid. And then when I moved to LA I needed money so I was like selling them all the time in there and then yeah,

they'd give you like a hundred bucks. I'm reverting back to physical media. In the words of Holly Madison, I'm a physical media. I love that she said that. When and where?

On Just Trash. Oh, she did? I think it was her first, yeah, her first interview. How do you remember? I edited that one so that one's like, yeah.

Okay, so it's in your head. So you like to have a physical copy? I'm reverting back to that, yeah, because I bought Twilight Forever, the box set, and it has all the Twilight movies and the documentary and stuff, and I was like, I love this. This episode is sponsored by Kickoff. Kickoff, we love you. Time has been just flying by recently. No matter how fast time seems to be flying by,

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We love you. And then I bought Nora, the Criterion collection. I don't even know what the – What do you mean? Like a Blu-ray or what? Yeah, a Blu-ray. And you have a Blu-ray player? I have an Xbox, so it plays Blu-rays.

Yeah. Wow. How much was it? It was kind of expensive. It's not even out yet, which is weird because the movie's been out for like almost a year or something. I don't know. It comes out at the end of April.

I pre-ordered it. That's how – Wow. I pre-ordered it. Wow. I'm going to Nora Stan. What is it about it that you liked? Because it sounds kind of a weird premise, pretty woman style. Yeah, it's kind of like a modern Cinderella story, but like it's a little bit dark because it's more like realistic about like, you know, she's a sex worker.

She falls for the trick, but then the trick ends up just using her for a good time, and that's that. So it's that, like— Moses was telling us all the details. He hadn't seen either. I was like, did you see it? He's like, no, but here's what I know. And I was like, okay.

Can I tell you? This is my new conspiracy theory. About? You're my Shane Dawson. Yeah. I think you inspired Anora. Like, because— Again?

It's the idol, now Anora. Because she is a stripper. She is a sex worker. And this is what really swole me, is I was reacting to your videos, again, on my stream, and you had the tinsel in your hair. And Anora, the whole movie, has the tinsel in her hair. No way. And the whole, like, jealousy is a disease, diamond, get well soon.

I feel like that's something that you would have said back in the day. I'm sure I did. Look up, go, Jimmy, find my old videos. Taylor's really good at it, too. Taylor can find anything I did. Look up, go, Jimmy, find my old videos. Taylor's really good at it. Taylor can find anything I send. What is the line, jealousy is a... Disease diamond, get well soon. I cannot do a little accent, but...

Was that her? Was that Anora saying that? Yeah. Yeah. Who's Diamond? The jealous stripper. Yeah, that sounds like something I wrote. Like, literally, I'm just like, hmm. I need to, like, reread the stripper diaries to see if I'm, like... What if it's based on that? That's what something I wrote. Like literally, I'm just like, hmm. I need to like reread the Shipper Diaries to see and like. What if it's based on that? That's what I'm saying.

I still get a couple hundred dollars a month from that. So someone's buying those books. But she said that she was studying like locally. Sex workers. To understand, you know, how they're talking and things. She watched my videos back then. She doesn't. She's like, that's where I got all my information from.

Well, I'd love to have Mikey Madison on if she wants to come on the show. I know. It's a short drive for her, too. Even better. Yeah. Oh, my God. Doesn't that be crazy just to say, you said Sierra at Topanga Mall or something. It'd be so weird.

Yeah. What'd you look for? I knew her from Scream. Like, that's how I remember her. Which Scream movie? Five. I think that might have been the first Scream I saw, actually. With Jenna Ortega or Hayden Panettiere?

I think it was Jenna Ortega. Okay. Yeah. I think I saw that one, too. They're doing another Scream. Yeah, they're on Seven, I think. Right? Maybe. I saw, actually. With Jenna Ortega or Hayden Panettiere? I think it was Jenna Ortega. Okay. Yeah. I think I saw that one, too. They're doing another Scream. Yeah, they're on Seven, I think. Right? Maybe, I don't know.

How long has she been acting? Because she was also in the movie we saw. Maggie Madison? Yeah. Quentin Tarantino movie? Once Upon a Time in Hollywood? That was 2019. No, yeah, 2019.

I think Scream was the year after or the year before. Oh, and she's young. We say 25, so yeah, she's... Yeah. She's not an epo baby. She's a small town girl from Woodland Hills. That is crazy though. Like it is crazy how you could like live here your whole life and like never like really go to Hollywood.

I would. Yeah. Because that's when she said that in her speech, I was like, I feel that. And it was so like, I think when I was doing like Adam McIntyre's podcast, he asked me, he was like, why aren't you from L.A.? Like, isn't this normal for you? I was like, honestly, like when you podcast, he asked me, too, he was like, why aren't you from LA? Isn't this normal for you? I was like, honestly, when you're in the Valley, it is technically LA, the county,

but it feels so far away. I think because getting anywhere takes an hour, two hours. So long. It really does feel far. And we're not in LA County anymore, so I don't consider ourselves LA. I'm like, LA's so far. For you, yeah.

And it does feel that way, yeah. Really. Extra far away. LA actually took me, I had a flight at 7 o'clock p.m. on Thursday. I left at seven o'clock p.m on thursday i left at four o'clock p.m here and it took me six it was like 6 45 took me two hours and 45 minutes to get there and i was so stressed i'm like what if the traffic gets worse what if it's like that is that is a long i thought four o'clock is plenty actually i think the flight

might be like 7 30 so i was like oh four o'clock is plenty of time and i like barely got there like six flight is shorter than the drive yeah literally to the airport yeah but then we flew into Burbank and you know what again I've been in LA

18 years never been to Burbank airport really? I love the Burbank airport it's so small it's a sleigh it's tiny I love it too

but it's like literally one baggage claim strip yes it's a vibe it's so quick quick and easy only local because we came from Seattle

so is it only like local? yeah it's like short flights and like because I when I went to New York for your show i wanted to do burbank because i'm like oh it'll be easier but you've it's always like a layover that's super long because it doesn't go like direct flights all the way so yeah i loved it it's tough but that was that was a vibe for sure yeah but um there's a clip of shirley ralph um and she talked about i don't i don't even know if this is from

this year i think it's from an earlier year at the oscars but after it's going viral after norah's win because she's getting interviewed and she said i have told people over and over and over again the fastest way to an oscar is on a pole oh i love her she's what did she do that is she was she on i think she was just talking about one of the winners of the Academy Awards for Best Actress. And then I went to go see and it was 14 Best Actresses have all played sex workers. Really?

Isn't that... Surprising, actually. That's a decent amount. Who else? I'm trying to think who else. Even Emma Stone last year. What she was a sex worker? It was like a sexual role.

She was having sex a lot. But she wasn't a sex... It was like a sexual role. She was having sex a lot, man. But she wasn't a sex... It was the little one from the little girl mind. Yeah. Well, it wasn't really a sex worker, I suppose. But it's still like sex.

Like, it's a role for sex. Oh, interesting. Yeah. Oh, that... And also, it's like, who's in the academy? Is it mostly men? Because that makes me

feel icky about it then. It's like, oh, are you actually appreciating the work or are you like, oh, they were like a stripper so we're going to give it to them? That's a good...

I think... I do want to want to know, like, the diversity for the D.E.R. Yes. But I think it kind of makes sense. I don't know. For Nora specifically, it's like now it's one of those things where because it won the swept the awards. So now it's getting backlash of like, it's actually problematic, whatever. But like, and I know she didn't have a mikey madison didn't use intimacy coordinator but i feel like this it really wasn't that sexy to me

like there are sex scenes yeah but it's i never was like indulging in it you know like it wasn't very exploitative or anything no intimacy coordinator needed on your opinion i mean i'm sure i feel like it's good to always have one nowadays. I feel like it should just, like, if you have a sex scene, just have one there. It should kind of just not even be, like, an optional thing. But it wasn't, like, gratuitous or anything, in my opinion. I think, like, it just showed, you know, someone who is, like, from a blue-collar working class. And she's scrappy. And she doesn't take it.

And they weren't expecting a girl to be scrappy and not take it. And yeah, and she gave it to him. Yeah, she did. It was surprising because I feel like, yeah, she was young

and they didn't give it to Demi Moore so I was just like, oh, they usually give it to older actors because they just feel like they deserve it because they've been around longer. Yeah, I thought it was going to be one of those career things and give it to Demi Moore

but if it knocked Demi, the only other movie I saw yes Mikey Mack but also in Nora they said that she was in every scene in every minute of the movie she's in the movie true she's holding the whole movie oh right every every and Demi Moore is not she's not even in the ending of the movie she's more or less in half of the movie yeah it's like just didn't have the same weight as far as an actor in the movie. She's more or less in half of the movie. Yeah. She didn't have the same weight as far as an actor in the movie. Yeah, and that's the whole thing too, like you said. Like Carla Sofia Gascon,

there's... Say what you will about Millie Perez, there's a million things. But also she technically, if you divide it by run time, she would be a supporting actress. And Zoe Zaldana technically, if you go by run time, should be the um lead actress technically so it is quite interesting it you can it's almost like the bear being considered a comedy like you

go where it's like easier to get the award i guess there is some interesting politics in it yeah yeah they should have like a guideline or like a rule they should yeah like you need x amount of screen time at least or whatever. But yeah, Mikey Madison did Carrie. And I love, I think you would, I think you would like, if it was you back like five years ago, I think you would hyper fixate on Nora. Really? I don't know how you would think about it now.

Because it is like, there are scenes that come across intense, like how she's treated or whatever. But I think it's done with like purpose of showing how scrappy and strong she is. I want to watch it. It's good. They're on my list of things to watch. I do want to watch all the Oscar movies still, even though I'll probably watch it lately, but it's on my list.

It'll be next year's Oscars. Joker was literally six months. Love it. Well, have the Razzie Awards happened yet? Yes. Oh, did they win or did they lose? I think. Let me see who won the Razzie Awards, actually.

Who presented? I want to go to the Razzie's. Let's see where I want to go to. I know. I feel like no one has won anymore and goes to it because then there's this clip of hallie berry when she won the razzie for cat woman and she won the oscar like the same year and then she came and accepted her razzie with like her oscar in her other hand i love so they have an award show they have like a ceremony yeah i don't this was back in the day like i don't know

if they still i would go i. Now I really want you to. Oh my God, please. Put me in a movie so I can be nominated for a Razzie. I would love to go for Joker. I'd present for that. So good. Madam Webb, I think, swept the Razzie's, which makes sense. Dakota Johnson.

I feel like she should have just gone and had a good time there. Lady Gaga is performing at Coachella. And I had a dream the other night that I was her special guest. Would love. Sing Shallow. Everyone requests it for me at my shows. I think it's kind of my song now too. I share it with her because everybody is like Shallow. And that's

such an old meme. It's so old but people still love it. 2018, right? Yeah. Yeah. No, early 2019. Oh, okay. My 2019 year. And I was still very skinny. I was like fresh off the thing. I was still trying to look like I'm having fun on the internet. Yes.

I guess I was, yeah, six years ago. But people asked for it. So I am available on Coachella weekend. Putting it out there. Putting it out. Are you going to go? I would love. I guess if you go.

Would you go? If you were performing, I would go. Really? Yeah. All right. I'm going? If you were performing, I would go. Really? Yeah. All right. I'll hold you to it. Because then it wouldn't be like the pilgrimage into the fairgrounds and stuff. That's the part that gets me.

It gets a lot. Sensory overload. Where we stay. Yeah. That's a lot. The hotels are high booked. Maybe just go back the same night. Honestly, yeah.

Or just drive a little out. Go to Redlands or something. I love Redlands. They have a good... Well, Old Spaghetti Factory wasn't as good, but they have good chain restaurants there. Yeah, because even where the influencers stay, it's like a lot of influencers are staying there. I can see you going at like a tart house or something. You would. I think you'd be good there.

Yeah. You'd thrive. People would be happy. Well, maybe. I think they would. I think you'd be good there. Yeah. You'd thrive. People would be happy. Well, maybe. I think they would. I think you should go to Coachella for the experience this year and report back so we have a hot topic. Is there anyone you want to see?

I would want to see Lady Gaga. Who was there this year? Lady Gaga. I love her. I think I love her now. I really do. I love that you're a little monster. Yeah, I think so.

I think I'm turning for sure. Yeah, because that's a new development. You never really got her before. Yeah, I saw an interview where she was talking about her mom called her and said her weight was on the news. Like, did she gain weight? And she's like, why wouldn't my weight be the news? And she's like, there's wars happening.

Why do people care about what I weigh? And I'm like, she ate. She really did. I love her. I mean, not that she was ever big, but. I know. She was. And she's very petite.

Yeah. So if anyone ever called her fat, it's like crazy. Okay, Charlie XCX. Okay, you love her. Benson Boone. Well, sure. Did you see Mark Zuckerberg dressed up as Benson Boone? Yeah, that was odd to me.

Why did people clown it? I kind of liked it. I would love if Moses did something like that, like dressed up as like Gerard Way's clothes or something. I would love if Moses did it. I think Mark Zuckerberg is just ick altogether. Even Addison Rae is clocking Mark Zuckerberg.

What? Oh, is he bad? What happened? Yeah, well, he was like, we need more masculinity. We need to bring masculinity back. There's too many, there's too much feminine energy

in the workplace. What? And even Addison Rae was like, you are wrong. Mark Zuckerberg swings like the wind, you know, because before Trump was elected,

he was all like, we're going to, you know, surveil on you. We're going to, you know, limit your free speech and all that. Then Trump got elected, he was all like, we're going to surveil on you. We're going to limit your free speech and all that. Then Trump got elected and he was like, we need to be more manly. We need to free speech. Martin Zuckerberg is saying that's crazy. So I think they're just.

Yeah, he is crazy. He's like a politician. More. What if he ran? That's crazy. Okay. So that's why. God, people are really mean, but that makes sense, I guess.

Yeah. Because if you're going to say all that and then dress up in your little jumpsuit, like, okay, and cosplay as Benson Boone. Can we get Benson Boone on the podcast? Is he popular? Like, is he that popular or too popular? I think he's very popular. Too popular for us.

I would love, like, Omar Apollo. Because he's gay, so I feel like that would be a... Who's Omar Apollo? Huh? Who's that? He's a singer. He was in the movie Queer. Is he an OF model? No, he's a singer. He was in the movie Queer. Is he an OF model?

No, he's a singer. Does he hang out? Is he friends with Pedro Pascal? Yes, he's friends with Pedro Pascal. He's friends with Drew Starkey.

You know Drew Starkey? I feel like I know that name. How do I know that? Drew Starkey. He's also in the movie Queer. He was in, oh my God, what is it called?

Outer Banks on Netflix. Why didn't Queer get nominated or Challengers? Challengers was definitely snubbed. I'll stand by that. Queer, I think. Why didn't Queer get nominated? Or Challengers? Challengers was definitely snubbed. I'll stand by that. Queer, I think, just didn't.

I didn't watch it, but the reviews weren't great for Queer. Sounds homophobic to me. Seriously, Wicked getting nothing? You should be in the Academy. I would love to see how you're voting. I would love to vote. I think you have to get invited. The Weeknd got invited to be in the Academy.

He said no? He can. No, he isn't in it. He is? vote. I think you have to get invited. The Weeknd got invited to be in the Academy. He said no? He can. No, he isn't it. He is? Yeah. So he's voting for Mikey Madison. That's the type. And maybe, I feel like, I'm choosing to believe Abel would have voted for Ariana for Best

Supporting Actress. Are they friends? Yeah, they've collabed a lot. So I feel like he would have her back. And he supports her on Instagram. Like, they share each other's stuff sometimes. Really? Did you know Garrett Watts was at the Oscars?

That was wild. I was so, like, I guess he's friends with Rachel Zegler, someone said. He is, yeah. Yeah, like, really close. Oh, so was he her plus one? I don't know if he was a, oh, that's a good question. I don't know. But I just saw him, like, he was, like, on the aisle.

Yeah, that is weird. He was next to Mikey Madison. I don't even know who he is, but I he's like the biggest you know who garet watts is you don't know garet watts i know garet watts okay all right three guesses yeah who do you think he is what do you mean just take a guess who garet watts is what does he do oh what does he do from from his looks looks like i don't maybe a musician okay but from the internet's reaction and you know you heard you're like oh garrett watts is there so what would you know the name garrett and you don't know the last name but i remember garrett in the

relationship to um shane wow i didn't get that moses is good with like i just remember drew garrett shane but i've never seen a video of them together. I've never seen him on a video. So you got it. That's it. He was Shane's friend group for so long. Because people were tagging us. And I was like, why? Who's Garrett?

And then I was like, oh, that's Garrett. Okay. Where were they tagging us in? TikTok. That's so funny. Because I wasn't in that friend group at the time. So that's like weird. People would have that association.

You just think it's a hot topic. I never knew Garrett. I may have met him like twice. Have I met him? No. Had I met him like twice, but. I didn't even know. Had I met him? I don't think I met him either. Because I think the only time I met Shane was when he was with Drew. So it was pre-Garrett, right?

The only time I met Shane was with Drew. Wasn't Drew before Garrett? Yes, yes, yeah. Oh, yeah. Because Drew was like, I knew that group then. Yeah, so I don't think I ever met Garrett. I only talked to him on Tinder once, but that was that. That's crazy.

And you only met Shane once? I think just at Joey's Christmas party that one time. That's crazy. I don't know why I would think you never want to interview him. Never were a Shane fan. Only a phone. I did a phone interview with him, but that's it. And that was in 2015, maybe?

2014, 2015. That's crazy. Yeah yeah i did one phone interview with him and we talked a little bit on dm sometimes really yeah a little bit but nothing crazy um well it was when i was gonna get like the body lift when i was like lost a lot of weight so i asked like what the experience because you actually your fault you told me to ask Shane in 2016 probably because he was open about it right no he just did his video on it and yeah and then I

when I saw you for one of the interviews I was like I was like yeah I need to get that done and you were like oh Shane did it so easy like you definitely go do it

blah blah blah and I was like okay go talk to him so then I asked him and he was like he was giving me advice on it but yeah

can you please go see people on tour I really want you to go see everybody I know now that I have time again I feel like I should I'll buy your ticket to every show if you just go report a work expense

with love with love actually I want you to go to Nickicato's I want to see that I want to see Adam's I mean I kind of get what Adam's about I would love for you to go to Jeff's I'm like what is Jeff doing on tour

I want to look up the Jeff FM I just want to go to Jake's once you go to Jake's I want you to like compare like which one like, what is Jeff doing on tour? I want to look up the Jeff FM. I just want to go to Jake's. I want you to go to Jake's. I want you to compare which one's worth it. Because everyone's on tour. And I really want to know which one's worth it. It can be the tour crave. Yeah.

Tour crave is fierce. People want to know. I'm dying to know what Ikehara does. Honestly, they're kind of smart to be like, come to my show. See what I do. OK. Jeff is in San Diego on April 2nd. That's the closest he gets to LA.

Oh. And then he's in San Jose. Those are the only two California dates. Oh, maybe I'll go to San Diego. Oh, 21 plus. Wow. What is it in a club? It must be.

Oh, a comedy club. Oh, you think he's doing stand-up? Stand-up comedy is crazy from Jeff Wittek. I would love. Go, please go. Okay, so we have to get that one on the calendar. Therapus was already in L.A. No, I wanted to see his too, because he is a crowd.

Therapus is performing to 3,000 people. That's wild. Let's see if he's coming back. I want to see Therapus. He's back May 17th. He's back in L.A. Where's he performing? Does not say.

Oh, here. Let's see. I'm telling you. He's performing. Why? Sophie. He's performing at these huge. Sophie.

The Peacock Theater, though. Where's that at? Is it big? I'm so bad with theaters. I don't know. Me too. Is the Peacock Theater what used to be the Microsoft Theater? Oh, that's huge.

Across from Crypto? Yes. It's the new Nokia. It was Nokia, then Microsoft, then now it's Peacock Theater. Oh, that's huge. Across from Crypto? Yes, it's the new Nokia. It was Nokia, then Microsoft, then now it's Peacock Theater. No, what capacity? Let's see. 7,100.

7,000 people? Whoa. What? I need to be there for that. Oh, Jake Shane, please. I'll go there for that. Can you give us VIP? Please.

Please. We want to go. I need to go. I'm good for him. But what? I just, I'm kind of going. Because he literally, I see it and I love it. Look, literally no shade.

I love when people do like, just like the minimum as possible. He like goes out in jeans, a t-shirt. He's just like, hey. And he is funny. I'm just so curious to know.. He like goes out in jeans, a t-shirt. He's just like, hey. And he is funny, but I'm just so curious to know. Is it like stand up? Does he have guests?

Like I'm just. It does say with special guests, but it doesn't say who they are. We just say that in every show. With special guests. Bring out a ventriloquist or something like that. Like I don't know.

That's crazy. I guess he is connected. I guess he is the it boy. He is the it boy. Everyone wants to be on this podcast. I'm 7,000. 7,000 is wild it boy. He is the it boy. Everyone wants to be on his podcast. I'm 7,000. 7,000 is wild.

For context, I saw Demi Lovato in this theater. And this was peak Demi Lovato, like Disney Channel era. Yeah, I saw an early 2000s tour. It was like 98 Degrees and Ryan Cabrera there. That's wild. Damn. He is in demand. The Heirs of Trish tour is canceled.

I'm no longer doing it. I have a mind work calendar. Damn. He is in demand. The Air is a Trish tour is canceled. I'm no longer doing it. I have a mind work calendar. Damn, that's amazing. Amazing, honestly. I will always be impressed by that. And I think that's amazing because there's so many. Wow, that's crazy. There's so many musicians that don't even sell out that much.

I know. Wow. Let me see what Nick Acato is playing. I want to see Nick Acato. I keep DMing him to come on the podcast the two steps ahead tour love it yeah it's near

it's near there it's near the forum that was crazy so I guess we're going then you can go see Moses' building literally literally we could

go stay at it that's a patron staying a night in his building I stayed like twice and I was so scared I was like never again not the area

just literally the building is scary because it's like isn't it like an empty building it's an empty building it's like a commercial building

it's like the windows like there's just like not a lot of windows on it and stuff and yeah that would be that'd be fun

no actually what is like is up and coming because of all the things around it like things are. Yeah, there's all those new venues, I guess, because now the Intuit Dome is there. Yeah.

No, people give him offers all the time on his building because it's like just central to everything. Yeah. And stuff. So I would love, God, maybe I'll go to the Nicaraguan. That would be kind of fun. I know. Now that you say, I really want to go to as many as possible.

I'm sad that I missed Adams. Who else is on tour? He's not coming back? Where's he going to be? Somewhere close? Go fly to Vegas or something. I don't even think he is. I think he did this whole side of the country already.

Damn, we really missed it. I think he goes into the. Let's see. I'm curious. Good for him. People look like they love his show. He does get like a crowd. Oh, he comes back to San Diego in June.

Everything's June. What's the date? June 1st. So April, May, June, we're booked. Oh my God. We got to write all these Diego in June. Everything's June. What's the date? June 1st. So April, May, June, we're booked. Oh my God. We got to write all these down in the calendar. I know. I did bring my calendar.

Are there any girlies on tour? They're all men. Nicole Roffey's on tour. Oh, where's she at? I think she's on the East Coast though. Damn, everyone is on a tour. Why do you think all of a sudden all these people are like, me too. But like, why is everyone just like, let's tour you. Like you like what the hell's happening i guess people are going out more now

yeah and there is like a demand for it so like why not there is isn't that crazy like there really is i think anyone could go on tour which is like great like what would you do on tour that is a good question react to you probably I'm really good at reacting I'm like actually that's my talent I really yeah you are a good at reacting

I'm glad they get views because sometimes for me if I did that I would flop so I was like well because I wanted to go look I was like okay your last one had like 40

I was like damn that was pretty good my flop but you have good commentary you are very good at commentating most of the time it's just me laughing well that's your talent

that's your skill that's what's so good and that's what I miss when you're not here I'm always just like oh man you're a laugh it's just me laughing. Well, that's your talent. That's your skill. That's what's so good. And that's what I miss when you're not here. I'm always just like, oh, man, you're a laugh. It's so, so funny. It like adds to the vibes. Oh, man.

Okay. So we're going to write all this down. Jeff, we got a scene. Jeff, Adam, Nick Acato. Nicole's on the East Coast. She's in Philadelphia, Brooklyn, Washington, D.C., Boston, Toronto. She's saying local. Yeah. Local queen. It's going to be me a thousand notes from now on. People just have to come here to see the show. But damn, let us

know in the comments who else is on tour because I feel like more people have to be. Yeah. Right? I know. I always think that's Chelsea Lynn. I always see she's on tour. I'm seeing Pretty Basic Unfiltered is on tour. Okay. Oh, Pretty Basic. Oh, Front Row Tickets. Pretty Basic. I want to see all of them.

I feel like we'd be on the do not enter list. Yeah. Us? Why? Oh my gosh. We have a cake. What? For what?

We have a cake. It's a little baby shark cake to celebrate today. To celebrate you. To celebrate you. To celebrate Moses. And to celebrate... Shut the... You know. Everyone knows.

Do you know? No. We are having a thing. Fuck you, I just did. Did you know? No. Really? I knew.

I knew that you were on a show. That's all I knew. Because Trish Crate tweeted you were on a show. You confirmed you were filming. That's all I knew. No. Really? I knew that you were on a show. That's all I knew. Because Trish Crate tweeted you were on a show. You confirmed you were filming. That's all I knew. Yes. They were having a baby in July. July is coming.

Are you? Yeah. Oh, the Christmas tour was. Yeah. So. What? Everyone keeps telling me I'm on tour. She's pregnant.

She's pregnant. Yes. I'm pregnant. I thought you were just eating good. I'm dead ass. I'm just like, let her live her life. I'm kind of like, just always chunky and then everyone's just like, this one

in particular, I mean, it is wild. What am I, like five months? And I'm like, it's like, literally, I'm like a nine month. Now I can finally wear these dresses. I'm like, my belly is humongous. I just don't really understand it. It's not. No, everyone's been saying it.

People have been sweet on tour. But, yeah, we are, we are pregnant. I'm full. You didn't know? No.

I feel like everyone on the internet was like, ah, she's pregnant. I literally just thought you were eating gut. Like, dead, like,

hand to God. Hand to God. I would have been on the Ozempic already. I keep saying it. I'm like, okay. Because I found out in December, we found out. And I was like, I was about to do it. I was about to do like the dark.

Is it a boy? Because it's blue? We don't know yet. No, this is just the generic baby shark. Oh, my God. Okay. We haven't found out the gender. It was supposed to be pink and blue.

It was supposed to be half and half. Oh, it does give boy vibes a little bit. Yes. We don't know. We're announcing the gender. I am so weak. I don't know if I'm actually speaking. I'm like fully gagged.

Me too. Honestly. Congratulations. Thanks. What? I know. We're going to announce the gender at the LA show at the Greek theater. That's when we'll find out.

We thought maybe like our dancers are like streamers. We have no one to invite to our gender reveals. Well, there are a few thousand people will be there yeah yeah so if you're coming to the Greek we're gonna do a little gender reveal

I have never been so got like okay Elvis I remember being in tears because I was like this time I'm just fully in shock

same I've been in shock when I found out December it was right after I came back from New York right before the Thousand Oaks show

and I hadn't got my period in I was like there's just no way there's no way we were so busy I know When I found out in December, it was right after I came back from New York, right before the Thousand Oaks show. And I hadn't gotten my period in. I was like, there's just no way. There's no way. We were so busy. I know. We thought you should just still not regulate it from the last birth. You know, you thought just, you know, it takes time for things to get back to normal.

I mean, I'm like, not to be TMI. We weren't having sex that much. It was like one time on Moses' birthday. I was like, well, Jesus. And it was not during ovulation. Like, so i'm it was no we were always we were always like before ovulation after ovulation you know we had our windows and we counted i know i mean in in theory our plan was always to have a dragon and a snake and chinese odx yes you know because it's the year of the snake that's my year we said it but we didn't think we always said it but we didn't really think it was possible you know like i didn't imagine that it would be possible it takes

time and and it happened can i also say we were pretty settled on too for real like that's why i never expect i'm like she's on like i saw the comments too i'm like she's eating good like she's no way she's gonna be performing on this freaking tour pregnant like what you guys are crazy yeah no but we were always talking about the third always talking about it to me i was like in a couple years because i really thought this tour i wanted to do an asian tour in fall i thought like broadway i like i have a book coming out like the cruise so like in a couple of years, you know. And I was the opposite.

I was like, now, like now. Okay, Kieran Culkin. Yes, that was. When you get an Oscar, you get another one. But I was like, no, now, you know, you want to get all three of them out of the diaper phase and to get to. That's not true. You were pretty shocked too. We were all shocked because we were doing everything not to get pregnant but that's what i'm saying we did not think it would happen

on its own we thought maybe we need to nudge it a little bit yeah we have to be more intentional about it we were more intentional about like okay not right now elvis is not even a year old but we left it open like okay if it's meant to be it will happen and it was meant to be it definitely happened i was scared i was like oh no and i all my doctors i'm like oh because you know they also tell you you're not really supposed to get pregnant that quickly especially i just did so i was like asking all my doctors i'm gonna get my okay they say it's like more like the scar is close i was it's totally fine there's no issue at all i mean mean, it's a little scary. I was a little scared. I was like, oh my God.

Like I was in shock. I still am in shock. I still don't believe it. I was like, well, this feels like a fear dream. I mean, it's amazing, but it doesn't mean. You're not me. I'm like, what? So you see now the last four months flashes in front of your eyes and you realize everything,

you know, that we have experienced was actually so much more heightened. people know you know like when she was doing broadway new york sick and everything that was happening like you know sick with elvis i know well that's how i knew she was pregnant the immune system's so low when you're pregnant trisha is never sick never the only time she gets sick is when she's pregnant. And first month, she was sick. And then. I just couldn't stop getting sick. And then, like, you can't take Zycam or Dayquil or any of that stuff. So, even the first part of tour.

There was clues. There was Easter eggs. Okay, Taylor Swift. There was literally Easter eggs. There really was. You're so right. I'm looking back at everything so differently. Oh, my God.

It's like, yeah, I guess I should have known. Crazy. Yeah, same. She's a baby since day one has been on stage you know it was trish miss broadway snl yeah and yeah and i didn't know that obviously at the time and i was like oh like yeah i found out after i wow in my head there was just like no way and because again we were actually really intentional on, like, not even ovulation day, like, ovulation week and a half. We're, like, not even close to it, whatever.

And I guess it's, like, a story of hope, I guess, for some people, because it's, like, our first two, we did the HSG test, which is, like, this test where you get, like, your tubes cleared. And we did it both times, because with Malibu, we had tried it a year before Malibu was conceived. It didn't work. And then like once we got married, we did the HSG test and got pregnant right away the next month. With Elvis, it took, we did the HSG test, but it took a couple months to get pregnant.

Wow. But both times it was because of that. So I was like, and obviously. I don't know. I mean, I'm still on the fence of like, if that was the main cause. I think it's really the right day. No. Because then if you count in all my infertility, we tried for about a year and a half before

you, obviously. We know my history, not to be like whatever, but I was trying to get pregnant since I was 24 and couldn't ever. But here we go, the baby number three. Well, that just goes to show like, damn, really anything can happen. You hear those stories where people adopt four kids and then they get pregnant on their own like 10 years later. It really kind of does.

I know people hate to hear that, especially infertile people. When you go through it, yeah. Yeah, it's the worst. It's the worst to to hear that, especially when you're going through it. Yeah. Yeah. It's the worst. It's the worst to be like, you know, when you least expect it. But like this one was complete surprise.

Like did like counting not to, because we just had so much coming up. We had so much. I really did want to go on a GLP one. Like I really did. Like I was just like, I want to feel better, whatever.

And then obviously, yeah, all the stuff we had planned. So the tour was already committed to, but I feel knock on wood. I feel always really good during my pregnancy. So I was, like – I'm so much more iconic now that you're – Yes.

Get those stickers while you can, baby. That's what I keep saying. And my – it's so funny because the tour, too, they're, like, do you want to extend it into the fall? Like, a fall heiress tour. And I was, like – I kept telling them. I was, like, oh, no. I have to be done by, like, June, you know? Wow.

So even, like, Pride is, like, you know, a month and a half before me. Last tour, yeah by like June, you know? Wow. So even like pride is like, you know, a month and a half before me. Yeah. Yeah. So, but it's good. My doctor also is like, always encourages his activities. So when you hear me huffing and puffing on stage,

I'm also just like, there's a baby in there too. And I'm just like, okay, there's just a lot of, so when people say she gave her best, you know what I mean? It's like, I really am giving my best out there. Yeah.

I'm so fully gagged. Oh, my God. Congrats. It's like, I just am so, like, this feels like out of body. Like, I can't even. I know. And just Malibu and Elvis are just so cute and precious. And we're like, okay, one more.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. They are the best babies. I know. I know. I'm like, I was shocked. I've been shocked. I think I was in the most shock for, like, yeah. They are the best babies. I know. I know. I'm like – I was shocked. I've been shocked. I think I was in the most shock for like a month or two. I still kind of am to be honest.

I still don't – it doesn't feel like it because I can't really feel the baby yet. So I'm just like – I'm like five months, but I'm still like – sometimes I think I kind of want to lay to my side. I'm like, oh, I think maybe I feel the baby. But yeah. Oh, my God. That's so crazy. Yeah.

It's wild. It's crazy. It's so wild. It's so wild. Yeah. It's wild. It's crazy. It's so wild. It's so wild. I know because even when I was in New York and I had to go get those things, like they wanted to give me these like steroids and then I had to ask my doctor because they couldn't do the shot because I was pregnant. And everyone was like, Trisha is so – everyone thought you were just being like a good – she

was like, wow, she could have got that but she wants to be like a normal person and not get the medication. I would have taken that shot. Give me that shot in the neck. Give me the GLP-1 in my butt. Like anything needed. I was just going through it. So not only is like sickness

and then pregnancy. Were you cold? I was freezing in December. We went to Joey's and went to Pills. It was so weird because like we went to Joey's, we're sitting there and she's like, I'm cold.

And I'm thinking she's pregnant. Like that's the only time that she's cold because your bloodstream slows down it all goes there so i was just like you must be and i told you that she's like no and then after that like i kept saying that i was like maybe i don't know because then in new york if you go watch my new york eating vlogs and um doing the tiktoks oh my god i was eating so much and everything was so good i was like oh my god this tastes so good that was another thing yeah and joey's too we were joey's and I was like oh this tastes so good like I don't know food tastes really good in the first trimester so I was like really obsessed with it

and so yeah I've been gaining a little bit more weight this pregnancy than most but um I mean I'm walking airports and I'm dancing so I'm hoping it to like it'll balance out but I'm my god I am so good congratulations thanks I don't I'm getting such boy vibes I don't know really I think it's balance album. Oh my God. I am so glad. Congratulations. Thanks. I'm getting such boy vibes. I don't know. Really? I think it's just because the cake is blue. I think it's just like.

I don't know. Part of me thinks girl because we're still like girl. I mean, both would be good. I think I've always wanted like boy. Like I always thought that like boy girl or like whatever. I had an older brother. But then with our two girls, I don't know, have a boy. I mean, our boy is just going to be like a princess.

You know what I mean? Yeah. But if it's a girl, like she already fits into everything. So. Oh, my God. And we honestly don't have names. Like. That's what.

Yeah. Because with Elvis, I think this is why I'm so taken aback. Like Elvis, you were like talking about so much like wanting and trying and like you have names and everything. Yeah. This one, I'm just like fully like taken aback and i can't because it really is so surprising i'm shocked i'm shocked i was just like now i can do my mug cam oh yeah you have your oh my god how cute yeah it's yeah well there it is i went to

london pregnant i was like everywhere i was just like so pregnant i was doing like i was on i won't't give it away what I was doing in London, but I was like on this like giant prop that was like high up and they were like spinning me around. Okay, I'm doing like a lot for being preggo, but this pregnancy will be very different. Usually I'm just like laying around. That's why I'm like just touring the world. So now it's good. I mean honestly all my dresses and stuff are like showing it. So everything is – that's where it's at. But I – yeah. This is it.

This is it. Mama, this is it. This is it. My doctor and I have already talked. I was like let me know what you – I don't know for sure but maybe it's a little personal. Maybe I don't need to share all this. But like I would like to know in the comments if like you've ever had like – I'm looking like you make tubes tight or something.

But I don't know. My mom did. Did she? After me, yeah. Really or something. But I don't know. My mom did. Did she? After me, yeah. Really? But I don't know what that – that's all I know. I don't know about that. Did she get them tied or taken out?

Tied. Because my doctor was like – because I was looking up the things, how – the chance of getting pregnant again because I was like, I wonder if I get pregnant again. And I was like, one in 200. I was like, well, that seems kind of risky. And then my doctor was like, oh, I just take them out. And I was like, okay. So I don't know.

I've been researching obviously. My doctor obviously was like suggesting'll just take him out and I was like okay so I don't know I've been researching obviously my doctor obviously was like suggesting that if I really don't want that but let me know in the comments if you've done it this because wait this is giving me a little spooky because I was my mom's third and like kind of unsuspected too and also born in July yes due dates are

right around your birthday it's mid July that is crazy oh my god yeah it's gonna be I don't want to say definitely because I thought the last one was a Taurus. But I think it's going to be a Cancer baby. It's pretty sure because even the two weeks before and after is Cancer. Oh, my God. Yeah. So that is –

That's crazy. July. I know. It's wild. Oh, you should ask your mom. I'm going to feel after. Because he said that – Google also says like the number one thing is people just more like regret it but like i mean i think we're pretty good i think like i don't i would love five babies i really would i'm just older i've had three c-sections the attention

to give them all and like i don't know you see people with like 13 kids i'm like well damn how are y'all getting attention you know yeah love it love a big family wish we could now i'm like how old was my mom with me i need to see i'm gonna be 37 when i give birth my mom was 36 no way that is crazy do you know for sure once her birthday maybe she was 37 or you're saying the year by the year yeah okay like do you know her birth the month september and i was born so she's about to be 37 yeah about to be 37 wow that's crazy yeah okay so she was older too yeah i mean it, about to be 37. Wow. That's crazy. Yeah. Okay, so she was older too.

Yeah. I mean, it's not older, but like people think it's older. I think it's older. Moses is obviously older. If we were younger, I would be like, oh my God, let's just keep having babies. I'm sad because I don't know if I could do it again. I'm like, this is good. I'll be sad when it's over, but we do make cute babies and I wish I could keep making

them, but I think I'm just too – I think it's responsible to – I just never thought in a million years again, hopefully this gives hope to people, never in a million years, not to get gross, but I've never – it's like protection or anything because I always want to get pregnant and it never happened. So I'm just like, damn, like for me to even think about contraception and like how not to get pregnant is like so bizarre because it was just the opposite of my whole life. My whole life was just like constantly like, oh, I hope I'm pregnant. I hope I'm pregnant.

That was the one. You know what I mean? So it's like so bizarre. Very fortunate. Very happy. And like, oh, I hope I'm pregnant. I hope I'm pregnant. That was the one. You know what I mean? So it was like – so it was very fortunate, very happy. And like now we have an abundance of babies. We have so many babies now, which is great. And three is good. I'm one of three and it's a good number.

Five is crazy. Five is wild. I mean, no offense. But like five is wild. Yeah. At least you only popped out three. The other two – Oh, I see.

Two. Okay. Yeah. I know. Then I know like my brother – my family has like four kids and it's just like – it's a lot. It's a lot. But. Okay, yeah, I know. Then I know, like, my brother, my family has, like, four kids, and it's just, like, it's a lot, but... So, anyways,

that's what we're doing, and I think, yeah, I think we're... We're definitely done. Just gotta be... I'm so scared of anything now. I'll be... I'll be that person

that's like, oh, my God, like, condom, double condom, take it out, like, everything. Like, that's so scary. I'd be scared to have sex, honestly, ever again.

I'm so... I was so terrified. I was like, what the hell happened? Like, that's... Literally, literally what time on moses birthday that's it that's it i don't there was no other time because i was so i was rehearsing for the christmas shows and we were just doing so much that time that one where i smelled gas when i told you i was in a car where i was smelling gas yeah and i was like lightheaded and i was like i'm gonna like pass out like i i was like oh my god like that was like maybe I was like four weeks pregnant

or something it's so crazy how it like it adds context to like every every little thing that's happened yeah

because when that happened I was so embarrassed I remember being like oh my god these people probably think I'm being so dramatic but like

I was doing a shoot where I was in this car and I was like smelling the gas and I was like oh I was so light headed a really old car so you know

the exhaust was coming into the car and no one else was like smelling it and I was just like oh my god like it was so intense so yeah like hindsight looking at everything it's this is so funny did they put anything oh baby no they just put baby shark i don't know what happened to all the instructions because i was like blue pink yeah yeah no i said it too i was like surprise or baby or just a little baby shark okay Okay, well. So there it is. Thank God.

I feel so much better. Oh my God. Everyone is like speculating and just, it's just like. I fully missed that. Really?

Where have I been? Where have I been? That's all I see is like, is she pregnant again? Oh my God. Like you, I'm like assumed

like people just think I'm big and like, oh, don't have someone that, you know what I mean? Like I've always been bigger but it is a little protruding these days.

So yeah. And you were saying you were bloated i was like y'all leave her alone like well i kept saying that i was like you guys i just had a baby eight months ago like which i thought too because this does kind of stay out a little bit after i give birth so i thought well it's just still that yeah yeah wow and that's our show i mean how did we go i know well what are you saying and i'm like i don't want to say it right away but i don't know we didn't know when i was like whenever the cake comes we'll do it yeah we forgot to tell them to deliver the cake wait we forgot to tell them it was ready they were just waiting for us to pick it up oh really oh luckily they're down the street they're like oh we'll come right by because like

i was gonna like wait a little while. And then yesterday, for some reason, I was just like, let's just say it. Because I was telling everybody where I was yesterday. I was like, oh, I'm just going to tell people just so they know. Because I was tired. We were planning on this weekend. But basically. Moved it up.

We did a whole. Everything worked out perfectly. We did a photo shoot in my garage. Mamma Mia. We had a little dock and a little water. Oh, my God. In Malibu. And I was down there.

I was like, let's just do it tomorrow. Let's just do a photo shoot tomorrow. And now I can breathe. Because I was going to wear this dress on Monday. And I'm like, this looks like I'm pregnant. And I was like, well, I don't think you're going to like the way. I was like, okay. So it was sticking out like this.

No, it wasn't even that. It was something like your underwear was somewhere in the middle. And it was like breaking into. Oh. Well, now I can just let it out. I am going to miss this part, too, of just being able to like be fat. You're not. You're not.

You're just pregnant. Oh, pregnant oh damn damn another year not on glp ones i'm doing it after i'm i told those i don't even care what you say i'll do it myself i'll get it and whatever like oh my god i need to do it for me now i'm like ravenous i actually have never been hungry in my life always so oh my God. That's why I'm always eating like Wingstop before because I'm always so freaking hungry. I was like, I need to chill. Yeah, now we really got to eat good on Patreon. We got to celebrate. I know.

Yes, that's the vibe. I know we were eating like rotisserie chicken. Then right after I'm like, I'm so hungry. Now we're celebrating. Yay. I know. I'm so excited. That's amazing.

Yes. I love it. I get all of it. Get all that Cheesecake Factory that feels so good I thought you knew because you know everything you're kind of like

up to know with everyone saying no I literally I remember I was watching one of your ones from Eating on Tour oh no

it was the one where you were dancing and promoting the Eros of Trish tour and like the bodysuit and people were being like oh my god is she pregnant

I was like don't body shame women you guys that was my 40 inch waist no that was like my 39 inch waist because I was going to wear that bodysuit and people were being like oh my god is she pregnant i was like don't body shame women you guys that that was my 40 inch waist no no that was like my 39 inch waist because like i was gonna wear that bodysuit on tour and even when i wore it for the promo pictures it was already too tight like we were trying to do it that day and i was like oh it's too tight so that was back when i was like 39 inches now i'm like 44 inches so i was like oh that's never gonna well those people i was actually still tiny back then there And there was moments, like, even when we were filming where you would hold your belly and stuff.

But literally, there was a second, I literally remember viscerally thinking, is she? But then I'm like, no, she's just eating, like, what she wants to eat. And, like, I think she's just full because I know you usually snack before. Yes, yes. So I'm like, I think she just ate before and was just holding her belly because it was a warm belly. That is sometimes the case case especially when it protrudes you're trying to just like okay

it's a lot oh my god fully gagged wow same no sleep no eat baby

another baby that's like how I feel the baby's just been you know just been there but they've been there through everything so

do you have enough rooms in this house? No. That's what I said. I was like, we need a bigger house. I guess the shit's great. Or my closet.

I was just saying, it's like, all right, I guess I have to get rid of my closet. I have like a walk-in closet. It's actually perfect the way this house laid out.

We just need to change one closet to a bedroom. We're also being in the same bed now, so we got to figure it out. We might just get one big giant mattress. I mean,

the baby's in a crib, obviously, but she's like off the side, you what i mean i think we should just build another crib on my side so then there's like double crib malibu's in the middle of us so we're just all together that might work because we were gonna go malibu's room and get like a nine foot mattress and just all sleep on there i don't know and who knows what's gonna happen it's just um just a lot I can't wait for the name. That's going to be a whole journey.

We have been looking at so many movie posters. We're like, what is the name of the baby? Because we always have to have the Barbie movie poster, the Elvis movie poster. So we're trying to look at like – Baby Anora and put little tints on her. Get a little like stipper. Would you imagine? We're naming you Anora.

It's a beautiful name kind of. It is a very sweet name. It does sound like Aurora. Yeah, I like it. We're naming you a Nora. It's a beautiful name, kind of. It is a very sweet name. Yeah, I like it. I know. I'm so excited for your next hyper fixation because I feel like that'll push it over the edge. That could very well be.

We're going to name it Baby Jonathan Bailey. I thought about a Bridgerton name, but they're kind of boring. I was like, ooh, who from Bridgerton can we name? Just name the baby Bridgerton. And there's no poster with the name. That's true. They would probably have a poster for Bridgerton. No, but the name has to be Bridgerton.

Yeah, we can name that. Right. We can't be a character in the movie because people would be like, oh, you should name it. Like, whatever. There's like these names. It has to be the poster. On the poster. Granted, Barbie is not really Malibu Barbie, but that was kind of an afterthought for that.

But now we're thinking it should be a movie poster. I love like Selena, but people might think Selena Gomez. I would fully think Selena Gomez. So should we name her Selena Quintanilla? Peta Sackman? If it's a girl. I love Selena, but people might think Selena Gomez. I would fully think Selena Gomez. So should we name her Selena Quintanilla? Peta Sackman? If it's a girl. I love that. I love the name Selena.

I want her. Do we get sued though? Is it a copyright? I don't think you're going to sue. It's with that family, you never know. Selena Quintanilla. I love her. In Houston, by the way, I'm doing a Selena tribute.

So come out. I have a special Selena outfit being made. I did it last time I was in Houston, like way I'm doing a Selena tribute so come out I have a special Selena outfit being made I did it last time I was in Houston like six years ago so I love and it has to be iconic because like Barbie Elvis like like what I don't know I don't even know Dory like finding Dory

absolutely not I can't wait for your kids names what's your kid name what's your gonna do i'm gonna take yours i really don't know i have to really think about it darian has darian has what did he say the other day he the bow art was the last one i think he suggested bow art what's it from like the bow art movement i don't even know what that is but it's he's all into like these artistic kind of names and stuff. We'll take it. Oh, the last name I came up with was so stupid.

Baby McKinley named after McKinley High from Glee. I love. That's a good one. I wonder if there's a movie poster. Would you name your kid that, McKinley? I kind of like it. And the lore is funny that it's from Glee, you know? Glee is a good name.

Oh, Baby Glee. That's cute because it means happy, right? Yeah. Glee. I love it. I did love the name. Like, if it was a boy, I loved Fiero, but that's not a movie poster. Yeah.

I was like, oh, I can name it after that. But Wicked. Baby Wicked. Baby Wicked. I don't know. Oz. Oz is good. If you guys have suggestions of baby names, let us know because we're kind of, this is

the first time ever. And I even told Moses, I mean, honestly, you can pick or you, like, give us, well, not pick, but, like, I'm suggesting that it's a movie title. Not Kate. Just, like, just maybe. I mean, there's a movie Kate, but something. But even you were pretty stumped. I don't know. We're looking through.

I like Houdini because Adrian Brody played Houdini, and I love the name Houdini. Sounds iconic. I was just at the theater where Houdini played and he had a hole in the stage. Oh, yeah. And there's the Houdini's Mansion that you can go and like have a birthday party. That's where we shot Freaky. Oh, yeah.

I forgot. I love Houdini. I love that name. But Moses Kainé. I like Aladdin Houdini. For girls, I like Selena Kintania. I like Dolly. I do.

I love that name. I want to name her. I love Selena so much. It's a good name. Go to my TikTok of me singing Dreaming of You at 10. I've to name her. I love Selena so much. It's a good name. Go to my TikTok of me singing Dreaming of You at 10. I've loved her forever. I've loved this girl. It's 30 years since she's passed.

Like, it just kind of feels right. And she's an icon. You have to name something as iconic as Elvis or Barbie. You do. The bar is high. The bar is high, mama. So. Baby Selena.

Open to the future. I love. It'd be so cute. I could put like for her first birthday, like her in a little jumpsuit and stuff. I'm wearing the purple jumpsuit at Houston. How you doing, Houston, Texas? All right. Well, let us know.

Vote for the baby names. Because it's the first time I honestly. Because all my other ones get vetoed. You don't like sugar cookie. You don't like any of my other ones. Oh my God, that's funny. And you did claim, right in your pregnancy announcement,

you claimed Elvis, right? Yes. Yeah, you said boy or girl, it's Elvis. Yes, I really truly thought that was like our last baby for real because like it's a perfect amount too. It's like, okay, you can each keep an eye on it. Three, I don't know how people keep an eye on.

You can't keep an eye on all the babies. There's only two of you. At that point, Malibu is old enough. She's the one can each keep an eye on it three i don't know how people keep an eye on you can't keep an eye on all the babies there's only two of you molly boo is old enough she's the one actually helping keep an eye and that's true we can kind of leave her in the room by herself she's very good at that she goes down the stairs by herself she's gonna yeah you don't have to like bring her everywhere anymore she kind of can just she's grown it's good age and then i'm like oh i have another baby oh my god it's like you you raise them they're kind of on their own they're going down the steps by themselves. They're potty trained. And then it's like, oh, man.

The new baby and Elvis, they're going to be like twins, you know, a year apart, basically. What are those called? Those are Irish twins. Why are they called Irish twins? I've never heard of that before. Yeah, it's a thing. I honestly, it's good because when I was younger, I like not having someone close in age to me although yeah like because my brother the one closest to me was seven years seven or eight years older than

me and especially once he got into high school it was like it was he was just like in his own world it was in high school high school boy world you know so just like so were you close you would say before that before high school fairly closely close. We shared a room. Okay, so that makes a difference. But it was so – the dichotomy in our room was nuts because we had bunk beds. So my bunk – That's scary. I was scared of bunk beds. It was like puppy posters.

It was like puppies and kittens that I got from the book fair. Then his bunk bed, he was a skater boy. So it was all like skater shit. That's kind of cool. Okay. So you guys had different aesthetics. It was like the girly and then the bro. Aw, I kind of love that.

Yeah, it was so funny. It was cute in retrospect. Did he like it? Was he supportive of your kitties and dogs? He never said anything bad about it. So yeah. Were you top bunk or the bottom bunk? I was on the bottom bunk.

Really? I think because I was a mover and shaker in my sleep. I had to sleep with the little fence fence um that you like put under the mattress so i think if i fell from the top bunk i would have just died i guess that's what i'm not saying above a bunk bed but i don't i don't love bunk beds they scare me because it's like what did that happen i mean that probably happens a lot right people like falling over and i would think yeah but climbing up there like i don't know i just the whole thing kind of scares me a little bit my brother he didn't even have a bunk bed my cousins did but he was like playing at my cousins

and like one of the boards from the bunk bed. My cousins did, but he was like playing at my cousins. And like one of the boards from the bunk bed, like a two by four, like literally hit him in the forehead and like he got these huge stitches on his forehead. Like it just gushed open and he had these like stitches and scars for like the whole life. Oh my God. And yeah, it was like all bloody. I was just like, what the hell happened? And like, oh, the bunk bed like fell or something.

That's crazy. Yeah. Because you do sleep under like the, the ply boards basically from the bottom bunk. Yeah. I was like, I don't know. That's – I hope they don't make those anymore. I think they – I'm sure they do. Bump beds?

I haven't seen one in a long time, but I'm sure they're a thing. Like, it sounds fun, but no. I do like the idea of it. And then I think at one point, once my brother, like, got upgraded to his own room, then I just used the bottom – I used, like, the top bunk to just – as storage. Like, I would, you know, put all my stuffed animals on there. okay more like a display yes yes that's cute i like that yeah that part was fun do you have pictures of your childhood home i'm still in my same childhood home but um yeah oh this is decorated the same um the layout is the same like my where i stream now as at my

parents house and my literally my setup is very similar like Like, where I stream now is at my parents' house. And literally, my setup is very similar. Like, where my desk and computer is is where it was, like, my whole life. And then it's the room me and my brother shared when I was a baby. Wow. Yeah. Send a picture. Get some B-roll today of it.

I want to see it. I'm sure I can. Like, I think last week I posted, like, photos from when I was a baby. And it's so funny because I'm, like. We are on Instagram like on my Instagram story I didn't see it I saw it really? I love you see everything

they were reposted also oh that's sweet Oscar Crave oh yeah I think Oscar Crave posted it Jimmy can Jimmy knows yes Oscar Crave posted it. Oh, my God. Jimmy can. Jimmy. Jimmy. Jimmy knows. Yes. Oscar Crave was at my Denver show and was doing like – he does like crazy interviews

with people on the street. Like good. They're good. He gets everyone to like cosplay and sing. Like he's so good. He's always dressed up in his like blazer. He was front row. Trish Crave, I don't know how I missed.

He was in Seattle and I have no idea how I missed him. Like I feel like I would have seen him somehow, someway. Yeah. Oscar Crave was like right there and I like couldn't miss him. And Trish Crave, I was so sad I missed him. I'm so like I would have seen him somehow, someway. Yeah. Ashton Crave was like right there and I like couldn't miss him. And Trish Crave, I was so sad I missed him. I'm so sorry, Trish Crave. We do love Aiden.

If you want to come to another show, let me know. There's certain people, there's another one, another one that comes. His name's Quinton and he's come to like every show since my first show. He even came to Salt Lake City when I was with someone that shall not be named, but he came there

because he just knew I was going to be there. And he's so, so sweet. And he comes to all of them. He always gets the VIPs. And I'm like, literally, if you come to more than 10 of my shows, I'll just always give you free tickets for the rest of your life to a show. Because it's so nice. That's a good life hack.

10 shows is a lot. But they all come to 10. And I was like, please just let me know. So Trish Crave, if you want to come to our show. Is he based in Seattle? Maybe he's based in Seattle. I think he's based in Seattle. Yeah.

But he kind of is traveling because he came to the New York Broadway show. Oh, that's true. He came to LA for Trish Crave if you want to come to our show. Is he based in Seattle? Maybe he's based in Seattle. I think he's based in Seattle. Yeah. But he kind of is traveling because he came to the New York Broadway show. Oh, that's true. He came to LA for Trish Smith. Trish Crave, let me know if you want to come to LA. There'll be an LA show and tickets are available. Tickets are open for that one. He needs to cover the gender reveal. He needs to be there. Yeah. Yeah. Come for that. Yeah. We kind of – it was a good little hack because we're like, how do we do a gender reveal? Because like – I don't know. Like we just always do it at our house, but like we do a big one

at the Greek and then people will take the pictures for us. That's a good idea. Yeah. And we can like skip everything else. We're third babies. They just get overlooked. You're just like, oh, well. Oh, yeah.

They're getting the biggest celebration there is. That's true. That's true. That's true. Yeah. Yeah. Well, Trish Crave Oscar Crave we love you

Oscar Crave killing it always making more content than me I love it I do love it he is

and he like when you were sick he's like Oscar's gonna be out Callie's filling in yes I did let everyone know oh okay he gets the update

I love that he sent it out I love issuing a statement through Oscar Crave it's fierce thank you both for coming to the show I was so excited I was so excited to see them

because they were smaller shows this weekend. So it was nice. Why did I get there? You said something about it. Oh, your baby pictures. Do you stream? So when you did the live stream yesterday

it was from your parents' house? Yeah, because my apartment is small. So it's like so much equipment to stream. So yeah, it's all my childhood bedroom at my parents' house. It just made it into like my office.

Kind of. So I go and stream there and keep all my hoarding in there it's like an organized hoarding room i would say love that i love yeah i also need an organizer if there's one in la that you do yeah i i don't know if it's like me being a third baby i'm just like literally just like i need everything cleared and i tell moses he's like well okay but it's gotta go somewhere i'm go somewhere. I'm like, in the garage. Like, our garage is full. I'm like, okay, so can someone come to our house and just organize? Because I'm overwhelmed. And I'm in this phase of truly being overwhelmed. And I know there's box out there.

But I tell you what, that's nothing that I'm ordering for myself. It's usually like props or something for a music video or wigs or something for my shows. Like, I really don't shop anymore. And I just want everything out of this house. I want to be Kim Kardashian minimalist. I want a white couch at that set. I would be. That's what we're doing. That would gag me more than the baby, I think. I was about to get of this house. I want to be Kim Kardashian minimalist. I want a white couch at that set. That's what we're doing.

That would gag me more than the baby, I think. I was about to get a new house for that. I was just like, let's just start over. I just want like nothing in the house. I want just nothing. So if there's a really good organizer out there – actually, you know, Drip Dome was here today. They were like, actually, we can help you if you want to organize. I was like, I need help.

Because we just don't have time. I know you're very organized, but I just – we don't have time. You do kind of, especially you guys have so much going on. I think it's nice to have someone whose job is organization. Yes. Oh my God, that's going to be the best. I came home and like the bottom was organized. I was like, oh my God, so great. So if you're in the LA area and reputable, some people are like, I'll just come over. I'm like, I don't know you. If you have like a business that I can like look at reviews, okay. I mean, appreciate. That's very nice. People just really are like, I'll just do it. I was like, okay.

I would probably back in the day just be like, come to my house. But maybe not now. But yeah, we have so much stuff. Honestly, just take it. Just take everything. That's why when people come, like you want something, just here, take it. I don't know if you should be saying all that. Take it, honestly. Take it. Take it. Take it. Take it. Even this room,

we really, I don't know. It's room we really i don't know it's so weird i don't know if it's like being pregnant or what you want the talk take it honestly it's not that it's actually just having time we just never have time that's what i'm saying but we need to find someone to help us because we don't know we just need to create time no i know this to be honest i just don't i don't think the time is coming it's not it never will because we are so busy when there's a day off you have to go to your building. I'm on tour. But if someone comes in and we just tell them, like, that's fine.

Honestly, wouldn't know where anything's at anyways. Just put things wherever. And, like, the closets, just everything. I just – I need it. I want it. If you're out there, I'm going to hire you because I would love it. That's my gift to myself. That's all I want for my birthdays.

That's all I want for anything is to have an organized house please because it's getting there it's good it's just like stuff everywhere and I don't think it'd be that hard for most people

just to be like no you just yeah you really just need someone who has the time to just do it yeah you'll never have like a full

it wouldn't even just be one day it would be like three days yeah it's not three days it It's a few weeks. Yeah, and we'll never have that time because like again, we have a baby coming and you have to prep for the baby

and you're doing this. You're taking care of the babies and I'm gone and it's just like, and we have help around the house and stuff and it's still just like never enough. There's somebody. Let us know. Let me, I dream about that day. I dream about it. When we're like Khloe Kardashian with the cookies stacked. You know? I can't imagine it, but it would be so good.

Oh, if there's Khloe Kardashian's organizer out there, I will pay whatever. Please come to the house. Oh my God. One day you'll come in and everything's going to be organized. That would be so good. Because we've been trying to get new floors forever. We have the tile picked out, but there's just stuff everywhere. And I'm just like, we just need a new tile.

We fixed the leaks. The floors, because we had a plan where the not loveline is that was supposed to be like more of a green room and thank god we didn't do that because that became the not loveline set and then the patreon studio so you know things happen at the right time but we still could use some new floor

got a new roof fixed our leaks no more mice no more rain we're on track that took us three years to fix so we need organization now Got a new roof. Fixed our leaks. No more mice. No more rain. We're on track. That took us three years to fix. So we need organization now. I'm getting it. It's like the GLP ones.

I don't care. Moses, I usually, okay, whatever you want. But this one I got to take over, you know. It's just going to happen one day. Someone's going to be in our house. Like, who's that? I'm like, I don't know. It's fine. It's your stuff.

Okay. Love it. You're down. Okay. Perfect. But you have to talk to them. Exactly. I hate interacting with people when they come to the house i'm so awkward i'm always like i just hide i'm like that's whatever i have like someone help install stuff i'm just like okay here and then i go hide too yeah because it's so awkward to what do you do

yeah they don't want to do that no they don't do their job and go and you don't want to just like sit there either watch them watch them. Yeah. All right, bye. Text me. I'm so excited. Okay, good. I thought we were going to have to like fight over that something. Because he's like, we just need time.

But like you said, we just don't have it. Yeah, you don't have it. Time and space. I need to do a video though. Things I found in Trisha Paytas' hoarding pile or something. Okay, go for it. As long as you organize it along the way. I mean, endless videos in here.

Do it just in this room. What do we have in the podcast room? I mean, there's just disco balls, Valentine's Day, more disco. Halloween. Heels, Uggs.

Hammers, Amazon packages. Feastable. F***ing clock. F***ing clock. Tums everywhere. Just, it's so chaotic.

And I always didn't mind it, but I am minding it now. I'm just like, okay. Yeah, I think especially three kids. Oh, my God. I know. Up in our room when you don't organize. In my closets, the kitchen, the table. Our Versace table hasn't been seen in three years.

It's just covered in bills. You get there. You make progress. But like you said, you're busy, too. You have the kids full time. And it's just. Anyways, this episode is me I love it

worried about the third baby coming that is the hottest topic though yeah I thought so yeah I was like it's it's a slow news day why not

just talk about that watch tomorrow something big happens it always no we've been good with our pregnancy announcements nothing ever crazy happens where people like

whatever no it's usually the birth that something happens that you get tired into right yes so we'll revisit in July yes

and I used to always hate July that was always my least favorite month and I'm looking forward to it really yeah because like summers are depressing for me because it's like way hot

and everyone is doing stuff so then you kind of feel pressured to do stuff I do feel that for sure. But now that I have a baby, I was like, I could just stay inside. Yeah. And like just be nice and cool. But and their birthdays.

Well, I guess you have a July birthday. Like I feel bad because they all have hot birthdays. Like Elvis is the beginning of summer. She is Memorial Day. Malibu is Labor Day. So she's the end of summer, which is always a heat wave on Malibu's verse. It's always like the hottest Friday night. And then this new baby will be smack dab in July.

Hot. So they're all going to what? Have pool parties, I guess. Which is perfect for our kids. Yeah, I always had pool parties. Did you? Yeah. Everyone knew how to swim?

Yeah, I think so. I mean, I only had like two friends and like my cousin. That's fun though yeah we always get lifeguards like for Malibu we got lifeguards and stuff cause I'm like does everyone know how to swim yeah but it's not even about that it's just being outdoors and bubbles and ice cream

barbecues yeah it's sad you know if you have to be indoors and it's raining and people don't show up cause it's rainy and whatever I feel bad for like Christmas babies or New Year's babies I do feel bad for those ones. No one's around. Obviously Thanksgiving babies. Yeah.

Oh, yeah. I love the brook. Yeah. That does suck. Like everyone's just gone for your birthday. So I used to hate summer, but you guys are telling me on summer. So I love it. And now all the babies are summer.

So, which is crazy because I always wanted like Christmas babies or like, you know, Valentine's babies. And I was like, damn, they're all summer babies. Because that's when you make the babies. True. Oh, okay. TMI. Remember when we saw Donny Osmond last time?

You're like, last time we were here is when we made the babies. I was like, oh my God, TMI. He was taking credit for it. He's like, I'm responsible for this. I'm like, no, no, I'm responsible for this. I love Donny Osmond. God, I love him.

Can't wait to tell him. Can't wait to tell him. I don't know, she's in Salt Lake City. I was going, no, no, I'm responsible for this. I love Donny Osmond. God, I love him. Can't wait to tell him. Can't wait to tell him. I know, she's in Salt Lake City. I was going to message you to message his manager that I was in Salt Lake, but I was like,

he probably doesn't care. He was everywhere in the theater. I saw it in your story, yeah. There was like six Donny Osmond posters. I'm like, they really do love him up there. Because how many kids

does he have? He has five kids, but he has like 15 grandchildren. Donny Osmond lore. It's 15 grandchildren. Donny Hosman lore. It's a title. Donny Hosman lore revealed. Somebody would watch that for sure.

Yeah, someone. Someone. Someone. But I want to go see him again. When we go to Vegas again, I want to go see him. It's like our tradition when I'm pregnant to go see Donny. So I'll go see him. Maybe when you're performing.

Maybe he'll come perform. Yeah. That's true. I will be at the Cosmo April 12th. Unless Lady Gaga invites me to Coachella because I think that's the night she's performing. But we'll see. I'll be at one of the places. If she aren't – oh, yeah.

She probably is the headliner like at night too. Yeah. So what time do you finish? Probably the same time like 9 o'clock. Oh, yeah. I think she gets on like at 9 usually. I love her little monster era though. I'm in it.

I'm fully in it. I love it. I need to go. I need to watch House of Gucci. I haven't watched that. I need to like listen to some of her older. Like I love the first album. I need to listen to the newer stuff.

Yeah. Oh, my God. You would eat Joanne era where she had the big pink hat. I wore it in the kitchen floor and everyone called me Joanne or something like that. I didn't even know at the time. Oh, my God. You would eat Joanne era where she had the big pink hat. I wore it in the kitchen floor and everyone's called me Joanne or something like that. I didn't even know at the time. Oh, my God. I'm so mad. I guess when you go back to New York, you can eat at Joanne's, her family's Italian

place. Oh, she has an Italian restaurant? Yes, her family has an Italian restaurant. We'll be there April 15th. At Joanne's. Yes, at Joanne's in Radio City Music Hall. Come see us. Oh, God.

I like her. I think I could be her friend because i'm not like a super fan but i like totally love it her right now she's so chill i just edit um her interviews and like she talks so like she's so chill and she was talking about how like on she's like such a she's like i'm really a soft person but people expect me to be like very like fierce and like bombastic because of like how i perform but she's like honestly i'm just very chill i'm very soft and she was talking very slow and i was like yeah i love stephanie germanana she really is she is and she's so smart and like i

love the way she talks about like body positivity i love everything about her and i was like why did i miss out on this for so long yeah i, I remember peak Lady Gaga, like the fame, the fame monster. I'm just all about it. Is that like paparazzi area? Yeah, the fame was on paparazzi. The fame monster was Bad Romance. Like that was the main single. Oh, I love that one too. And then Born This Way was

Edge of Glory, as you know. I'm on the edge! They put that in my intro. I listened to that yesterday. You're at Trisha's version. I'm at the kitchen. That was a good one. It was really good. And a big fuzzy rope.

Yeah. I love that song. And when you slam in the drawers and stuff. Yeah, I was feeling it. Gaga was possessing it. For sure. I always think I have a little inner Gaga in me without even knowing. I love her.

I think I fight it for a long time, especially when they're around my age. I don't want to like them. Like Katy Perry. That was notorious for me, too. She kind of is the same age. So when she was coming up, I was like, I don't like her. That makes sense. And blonde.

Gaga's blonde. Yeah, for sure. And I was like, you're not Britney. Well, now she has black hair, so. Perfect. We don't have to compete. No one will get you mixed up anymore. Does she?

Oh. Yeah, for Mayhem, the aesthetic is more gothichic so she is like black hair i wish i would have seen her in vegas that she always looked good oh yeah i didn't see her in vegas either i saw her i think the fame ball and born this way ball i think were the two concerts i saw her at i bought her perfume remember her black perfume yes i bought that like the alien-y kind of bottle yeah i bought kylie's perfume this weekend too I haven't gotten it yet, but have you seen it? No. It's like silver. It looks really pretty.

I kind of like Kylie. I'm on the Kylie train to be honest. There was the conspiracy theory around like Timothy and like losing the Oscars and stuff.

It's like if he brings Kylie, he loses. So now there was like an article after the Oscars like, Timothee Chalamet needs to leave Kylie Jenner at home. And I'm like,

y'all leave her alone. I know. Like my God. This is what I was saying. You convinced me that there are hate trains against people unwarranted Oscar's like Timothee Chalamet needs to leave Kylie Jenner at home and I'm like y'all leave her alone like my god this is what I was saying you convinced me that there are hate trains against people unwarranted and I was thinking

the same thing with her I was like I kind of feel like people are just hating just to hate because she's really just quiet like minding her own business

like literally not trying to be a star just trying to hide and everyone's like ew doesn't walk the red carpet like she just needs some inside

yeah everyone needs to chill on her, too. Yeah. And then even, she wasn't sitting next to him when they announced, like, the best actor category.

She swapped seats so Timothy's mom could sit next to him in case he won. Oh. So she went and sat, like, in the row behind. Oh, I saw that.

Then she kissed him from behind. Yeah. Yeah, I know. She's, like, being nice. Yeah, she seems very sweet. And she's, like, never on the actual show, The Kardashians, so she's not, like, just trying to be in the spotlight. Yeah, she only very sweet. And she's like never on the actual show, The Karashians, so she's not like just trying to be in the spotlight. Yeah, she only pops in a little bit to have a little silly moment with Kendall.

Always, yeah. And she eats every time. She makes me laugh. Yeah, I love her too. Yeah, I think Kylie is really sweet. Back off. Me on the Kylie Jenner defense. Honestly, I would stand on ten toes down on the Kylie Jenner defense squad.

What does ten toes down mean? Everyone says that. Like I'm fully planted in here and you can't push me. 10 toes down. Yeah. Oh, I see. Okay, so you're just like planted. Yes.

Okay. And you can't push me out of it. I've seen people say that. It's okay to come back from 10 toes down, though. Because people were saying that when they were saying 10 toes down. I was like, you know. You can always pick up your feet, yeah. Oh, right.

I love picking up my feet. Let's not stand 10 toes down. Because you never know when you need to. You never know who kylie can flip that's for sure but it's right now right now my feet are playing yeah and i like timothy chalamet too me too and he was another one people were mad at for his speech at the saga war he's been like i want to be the best like i really am in this to be the best like i want to be the best actor i want to win the wars i'm like okay go off like if you i'd rather someone like be honest and be like yeah like i really want to be good at this like i want to be like taking serious than like just self-deprecating to fake it you know that's true

although i do love a self-deprecation me too but i think i for him and even if i think if it was a girl it would have been even worse like imagine mikey madison been like won the oscars like this is what i've always wanted. Like, I did this to win the Oscar. People are like, f*** Mikey Madison. That's so true. But I think for him, it makes sense that he wants to, you know, be really good at it. And he works hard.

Yeah. He's in all the dude. At his craft. Yeah. He's in all the movies. I like Timmy. Me too. I like everybody.

I like everyone today. Maybe we'll name our baby Chalamet. Chalamet. That's actually kind of a cute name. It honestly is. Chalamet. I like it. And I like Timmy's sister.

Malibu has a nickname already for the baby. What is it? Yes. She calls it Baby Pineapple. We have no idea why. Yeah. And every pineapple, I don't know. It's like, we ask her, what's the baby's name?

She's like, pineapple, baby pineapple. That's so cute. It's so funny. That pineapple. Because every time I wear a pineapple, people are like, oh, you know what a pineapple means? I'm like, I guess it's like a swinger coat. Is it? Someone told me that.

I think I had it on like my hat or I don't know. Or maybe my baby's hair looked like a pineapple. Then everyone was like, wow, you know what a pineapple is? I was like, okay. I have never heard that in my life. I just think of the delicious fruit. Right. I know.

That's something I – when we're in restaurants, I always order pineapple juice. And Malibu always drinks apple juice. So sometimes she calls it apple pine. Right. So cute. So she's always been around like that with the idea of pineapple and apple pine. Pineapple juice. Did she have a Dole Whip when she went to Disneyland?

She had Dole Whip here at her birthday party. Oh, really? We brought the Dole Whip machine here. Have you ever had it?le Whip here at a birthday party. Oh, really? We brought the Dole Whip machine here. Have you ever had it? You can get it for a party. Oh, no, not at a party. Oh, I saw the Kardashians

have it. That's fierce. The actual Dole Whip people. Isn't the person who owns Dole Whip in this area? Like, doesn't it? I have no idea. Yeah, I think Tana's friend

Ari hangs out and there's With the Dole? Yes. Oh, the family. The Dole. And if you look at Four Seasons in this town, it's on Dole Drive. I had no idea. Yes.

And they own the Dole Pineapples and Dole Whip. Whoa. And then we got Dole Whip here at our... I always say this, but we should have a Just Yours party because then we can have Dole Whip for everyone. It's so fun. And like getting little churros, little Dole Whip. Okay. We're going to. This year we're going to do a holiday party. We have to. I mean, my birthday. I could have a little Dole Whip. Okay. We're going to. This year we're going to do a holiday party.

We have to. I mean, my birthday. I could have a little Dole Whip dinner. It should be more of a summer. Yeah. I thought that for my birthday because like my birthdays are always awful. Maybe I just have a dinner for everyone that's like close to me like you. Yeah, that'd be so fun.

You should. I always liked the Hibachi Queens. I didn't love the Hibachi Queens last time. You know why? Because I love Benihana so much and it's just like not – it's just not even as – I like La Bocce Queens, but it just doesn't hit the same. Benihana, I was so tired after my show in Salt Lake City, but there was a Benihana right next door to our hotel.

Oh, my God. And I was like – it was 9.45. It was our last reservation. I was like, we're going to go to Benihana. And it was so good. I love it. Do you like Benihana? I do.

I haven't been in I think two years though. Oh, my gosh. Because it's kind of far – I i mean it's really far for you right yeah yeah that's the closest one yeah it's not too bad like 30 minutes you don't like to drive food yeah uh on special occasions i think we went for my birthday two years ago yeah it's so good and i loved it but it's just like far the closest hibachi to me is called something fishy but i don't like the name of it like i don't called something fishy but i don't like the name of it like i don't want something fishy yeah i don't want to we have a bocce here too actually on this

and in to but i don't we never been there also it's only at night like you can't go at like really no it's over then i know i need to go right at 11 when they open that's it new york i don't think i'll be able to go right at 11 i think i'm gonna be in uh meet and greets or at glam for my show i'm so sad it's the best in New York. And you can't – it's not like a good – it doesn't travel well, right? I don't think they – the liver bread doesn't taste the same. I feel like you need it hot off the grill. Oh, hot off that fried rice.

Yeah, it's the whole – We went – you picked me up from the airport from New York, was it? And we had someone watching the kids and they were napping and you're like, do you want a good bunny hot? And I'm like, oh, yeah. That was the best ever. So good. Damn.

Love it. I can't get over your shirt. You look so cool. It looks so different for you. Oh, thanks. Kind of Mike Feist vibes from West Side Story. I'll take it.

I don't feel that cool, but I'll take it. You look cool. It's like the folded sleeves. The folded sleeves, the shoes. Sweatpants. Are you wearing sweatpants?

Yeah. Oh, I look like I have pants. Your ring is cool, too. I've been looking at this all day. Is this new? I got it last year, I think. Is it a Ferrari? It's a horse.

It's cool. Where's it from? You don't know? It might be Ian Charms, I think. It's cool. Yeah, Ian Charms, I think. Because it says Ian on it, so I'm assuming. Oh. I really don't

remember but i think so because they sent me a little pr thing like a couple last year yeah and they sent me a little necklace and i think this ring it's so cool i can't wait to wear rings again my fingers can't wear anything i'm like going through my list of hot topics and i'm like i guess we do we do have time but i'm like none of them like i'm like i don't care i know i know i know it's kind of like i had nothing really oh jenna marbles was spotted did you see that oh yeah i feel i'm i don't guess we won't put the photos in because she was like paparazzi so i guess it was kind of invasive was she spotted against her wheel or yeah it literally the she was just walking her dogs like in her neighborhood and she got paparazzi yeah by the sun oh like an actual paparazzi yeah isn't that so

random how did she look normal like the same um yeah she was just walking her dogs with julian and through her neighborhood that's so weird when people do that yeah it's like especially when they're just walking yeah it it's yeah the whole thing is so bizarre especially it's not like she's in like you know a huge like a huge uh like like beverly hills or something where paparazzi are just like around you know so it is really weird um but yeah it's literally the first time that she's actually been spotted since 2020. That's crazy. That's why I think it's so weird because it's like – I would think there would be so many more spottings. Like we leave our house like once a day. Like you think they would see her, you know?

Does she never leave? I'm so curious to know what her life is like now. Probably just chill. You think she loves it? You think she loves just – Probably. I think she must be good. And then obviously Julian is still working.

So – But like doing what do you think? I'm sure she does stuff behind the scenes to keep, you know, almost like Moses with you. Like obviously he's more like on camera now. But I'm sure like you could easily do stuff behind the scenes and still, you know, work. You used to. Like when I used to do like ASMR videos and those kind of things, he would set things up. I think if most people that have some success, they usually use that money to open businesses.

And we don't know what business. True. There might be a product out there that you know, though, it's hers or a service or something, you know. It'd be wild if she like came up with that. If she's a creative person, I'm sure she's like an entrepreneur and does stuff. That's so weird that you don't use your name for it. Yeah, because I it's usually it's better like it's better because then you don't get random hate from random fans that don't like

you start a whole business and when you're not like a person with the following seems so difficult maybe she has like a marble business a mark that'd be so cute we need tile we'll buy it from her we need the marble That would be crazy. You're right. Like if she just came up with some. Everyone's doing alcohol. Who is coming out with an alcohol? I'm like everyone has an alcohol now.

Maybe Alex Earl I think is doing alcohol. She's great. She met up with Bethany Frankel. Oh. That kind of makes sense because she does alcohol too, right? Oh, yeah. Skinny girl. Because they went out to dinner in Miami, I guess.

And that's an odd pairing. and they do like TikToks together but maybe she's yeah and did you see Alex Earl did like an interview where she got asked about like

what's going on with like the Alex Cooper thing she's like I have no idea I believe her I feel like she and dad

are like her managers I really do feel like her dad probably is like we all get you a better deal and she seemed like someone not to say like whatever she doesn't seem like someone

who's like maybe so invested in like the business side of things, you know, where it's like, oh, okay, I'll do a podcast. You know what I mean? She doesn't strike me as like an Alex Cooper type who's like in the business. Yeah. So just tell me what to do. Yeah. They do look so similar.

Whenever I see them like in side by side pictures, I was like, wow, they actually do look similar. The Alex's? Yeah. Yeah. Why do they look so – it's almost like a Stepford Wife thing. Why do they look so exact? It's like a clone. It's – I think the white – like the same body type, white girl, blonde white girl.

I mixed up Drew Starkey and – Who is Drew Starkey? Did you tell me the first time we brought this person up? From Queer. Oh, shit. That's right. And – And I'm forgetting.

Oh, Harris Dickinson. Harris Dickinson. In my defense, they do look a lot alike. I wish I could pull up a side-by-side for you. Drew Starkey. Let me show you Drew Starkey. You're not going to recognize him, but. Maybe.

I mean, the name sounds familiar. Okay, that's Drew Starkey. Can you see that? Okay, yes. Yeah. No, I saw that one. Okay, and then. And that's Harris Dickinson.

Oh, yeah. They look British? They look alike. No, Drew was from North Carolina. Oh. And Harris, I think, is British. Yeah. They look very European, both of them.

They look the same. Anyway, and it was late on the Oscars. It was, like, Sunday. Oscar Sunday. It was, like, 12, like, 30. It was, like, my last thing I did. And I had to, like, post these, like, TikToks or whatever because I was the last one on. And I was, like um drew starkey is

so baby girl because on what where were you putting that on tiktok and everywhere actually and because i'm like oh he's in baby girl and i remember i was talking i was or harris dickinson is in baby girl which one harris dickinson is a baby girl but i thought drew starkey was in baby girl i got they were combined in my head. And you posted the wrong one? Yeah. On purpose? No, I thought that he was in Baby Girl. And you just deleted it? I didn't.

I fell asleep. It was 1230 and then I went to bed. And then when I went back into work, they were like, so. You got it wrong. Yeah, they were like, you called Walton Goggins Walter Goggins, which you also call him that too. Walter Goggins? Is that his name? The White Lotus Walton.

His name's Walton too. Walter Goggins? Is that his name? The White Lotus Walton. His name's Walton? Walton Goggins? Oh. I love Walton Goggins. Oh, I thought it was Walter. That's crazy. I never heard that name. Walton, yeah.

So I call them Walter too. Oh, I love him. That's usually like your last name. The Walton family. Well, maybe because the sad thing that you have to make up a name. Oh right when you have the same name yeah fired no they were just like they're just that to sit me down and tell me and i was like well it was late and i was sick so i was going through it yeah so i'm like and at least i got the white people mixed up which honestly is tea i apologize to whiteys but whatever so you thought walton Goggins and Drew Starkey were the same? Walton Goggins, I just got, I thought his name was

Walter. Oh, I see, but you got the Drews. Drew Starkey and Harris Dickinson, I thought were the same person. I mean, they do look like each other. They do look alike. But that's the thing, when people look like each other, I mean, they just look like each other. You know what I mean? What can I do about it? The craziest one was the Rachel Zegler, Rachel said it being called Rachel Zegler. Yes. Do you think that person got fired? I don't think

so. Like, those things kind of happen. Especially, again, it's different when it's, like, white people. I think you kind of get a little bit of a pass. Yeah, right. They're just like, how did you – I guess you have the same name, too, Rachel. Rachel and Rachel. Yeah. I mean, but that's kind of hard to miss.

I mean, Rachel Zegler – I mean, like, Rachel said it is a little more niche, so maybe you don't know. But, like, you know Rachel Zegler. I'm like, hey, that's not – But you'd be surprised. There's a lot of people in the industry that don't know anything. Like, yesterday I had to talk to one of the editors who was, like, pulling me, like, music to use in videos and stuff. And I was like, can you find me something that, like, just sounds like popular pop songs? Like, so he's like, yeah, I got you a Lady Gaga poker face.

And then I got you cappuccino just in case. I was like. Oh, espresso? I mean, how old is that person like 70 he's like in like mid-30s but like a straight guy who just doesn't know anything about like crazy that's why that's like i feel like he's being dumb on purpose no i think this is really him and then like he was sending me like videos because he was helped trying to help cut videos and stuff so he's like here's robert pattinson at the oscars it was Kit, what's his last name?

The one that's doing Romeo and Juliet with Rachel. Oh, Kit Conner. Yes, with Rachel Zegler. He's like, here's Robert Pattinson. I was like, this isn't Robert Pattinson. That's crazy. Maybe he shouldn't be working in entertainment. That's why.

If you're getting those people mixed up. So a lot of people in the tech aspect, though, they're techie, but not like. Stay techie. If I don't know someone's name, I don't even try anymore. I'm like, let me just make sure that that person's name, because it's the worst to get things like mixed up like that. I mean, that's pretty, that's pretty well. It's kind of funny. She left it up. Did you leave

the TikTok up? No, they deleted it like in the morning or something. I think it's funny though. It's like when people like, like the Rachel said it, Rachel's like she loved it. She's like, I'm going to post this everywhere. I'm sure Harris Dickinson and Drew Starkey did not care, but now I'll, Rachel's like, she loved it. She's like, I'm going to post this everywhere. I'm sure Harris Dickinson and Drew Starkey did not care, but. I like,

now I'll know who they are, but they do look. They do look very much alike. By the way, ASP and White Lotus, I actually love Patrick Schwarzenegger on that show. I think he's the best part.

I think he's so cute and I love him and I love, I actually love that he's Arnold Schwarzenegger's son because we're always like, oh, he looks like Arnold Schwarzenegger there.

Like, you know what I mean? I love, I love everything about him. He's the only character that's like interesting to watch right now. I know it starts out slow, but I mean, I love Walton Goggins. He's great in the show. He does a good job.

I do love him in the show. I just love his like interaction with all the characters on there. I do love it. I do love the middle-aged women on there. Yeah, me too. I see myself as one of them for sure. We're having a baby. Even though it is a show, it just shows baby shark.

Like the baby shark was good. We did having a baby. Even though it is a show, it just shows baby shark. Like the baby shark was good. We did that last minute too. I literally decided yesterday like at like four o'clock in the afternoon, I'm like, we're going to announce tomorrow. So I switched everything.

The photo shoot, the cake. I was like trying to get everything like here last minute and they did a pretty good job. I'm excited to eat the cake. Yeah, we should actually.

Join us on Patreon. Yeah, we'll have it on Patreon. It's confetti cake because you don't like chocolate, right? I like white cake more. I think it might be white actually. I think I got a white cake. Yeah, I like a white, It's confetti cake because you don't like chocolate, right? I like white cake more. I think it might be white actually.

I think I got a white cake. Yeah, I like a white, like a confetti. Yeah. That's what I remembered. I was like, okay. I was going to get chocolate. I was like, I don't think Oscar likes that. Anyways, I love it.

I love White Lotus. I want to be on that show next. I think you have to be skinny to be on that show. There's no fatties, huh? Never a fat person on that show. Just got to be Caucasian be on that show there's no fatties huh never a fat person on that show it's gotta be caucasian and that jury is still out we don't know if i am so my ancestry test came back undecided you're lying no undecided i think it got like lost or i didn't do it right or something like that i definitely believe that you didn't do it right because yeah i don't have

enough spit i tried a couple times. I also don't know how great you are at like instructions. Well, Moses was helping me. Oh, okay. But then, yeah, I think the spit got lost. I just think she's so unique. They haven't found yet enough matches in DNA to determine where she's from. It's kind of scary. Yeah.

Like, did I come from literally the aliens? Like, what? That's so crazy. How do you have nothing? Wow. I'm going to try it again. I'll try something? That's so crazy. How do you have nothing? Wow. I'm going to try it again. I'll try something. It's very crazy.

But maybe by the time White Lotus airs again, I'll be on the GLP ones. And my tubes will be out. No more babies. Your laws are going to ask you when you're like eight months pregnant and then it's going to be like, damn. White Lotus? Yeah.

Right. Well, I think I have a feeling they'll be a little Traders on the other hand that's why I was like it's not gonna be Traders for me this year because that's in May

again yeah I know that's why the tubes are tied for the next one or out or whatever because I'm like I really thought this was my year for Traders

me too honestly and it probably would have been but I don't think I can go compete pregnant you know in general I know

you know in general people don't like to hire pregnant people. I know it's like against the law. You're not really supposed to. But I guess acting or whatever I'm doing, this world of influencing, they don't love to like. What was I watching? I forget what I was watching, but there was one show I was watching where someone was,

I think it was, maybe it was Modern Family. Yeah. Yes. She hid a pillow. Yes. And behind the fruit and stuff. Yes. Yeah.

But she had the job. She was. Yeah, that's true. She was locked Family. Yeah. Yes. She hid a pillow. Yes. And behind the fruit and stuff. Yes. Yeah. They did. So she didn't get pregnant. But she had the job. She was. Yeah. That's true. She was locked in. Yeah.

I think they did it for March Across 2 on Desperate Housewives. They wrote her character to be pregnant. Yeah. I think if you have the job. But I don't think anyone's going to. Traders isn't hiring me. They'll be like, oh. And they won't say because I'm pregnant.

But that'll be the reason why. Obviously. It kind of makes sense, I guess. I should be around to have the baby. Because I think like you couldn't go on Survivor when you're pregnant or something. You can't even go on Survivor if you have, like, you're on certain medications. Really? Yeah.

They don't give you your medication on the island? I don't think so. I would love to try Survivor. I would love to try it. Wouldn't you? I would like to try it, yeah. But I would hate to take away the spot from someone who could actually last. Because I think I would only last.

You could last. Maybe two days would only last maybe two days. Really? Maybe two days. I don't like sand. I hate sand. I hate heat. Like being outside in the heat. I hate being like sticky.

Wouldn't you want to try though? Challenge yourself? You might surprise yourself. I think I could do it. The whole two weeks or three weeks or whatever? It's only three weeks. I thought it was like three months. No, they shortened it now.

How easy. But it's more intense. like they really don't give you like you don't even have like yeah access you don't you have like a coconut and you can eat worms that you find i love it i would eat worms all day long they're sterile they're part of the earth moses has no problem with worms if malcolm picks up worms like it's just part of the earth it's natural so i could eat those all day long give me those worms i eat gummy worms not anymore because the red 40 and i'm pregnant she just goes straight to earthworms at this point they're probably healthier than those gummy worms you're right but i don't know i think they are meat protein something do we like worms like the pita care if we eat worms vegans

that's a good question i don't know what pitaA's stance on worms are. I have to feed worms to like a lizard before. But you have to like cut them up so it's kind of gross and you see what's inside. I don't think that's bad. I don't get grossed out by worms. I know vegans don't really care that much about shrimp because they think they're like bugs of the ocean. Bottom feeders or whatever. Bottom feeders is wild. But yeah.

Is that what they call it? I don't know. Aren't they? Bottom feeders sounds derogatory. It's lower. Yeah. Bottom feeders is crazy, but okay. The bottom of the ocean.

Oh, okay. Well, damn. They live at the bottom of the ocean? Because there's animals that are basically on the ocean floor. They eat the poop of all the other animals that falls down to the ground. Benihana, sometimes you see the poop in the shrimp. Same with worms when I had to cut them open. Oh, so it's like the shrimp. Yeah, it's pretty

similar. I have a pet shrimp, actually. When did that come from? When did you get a pet shrimp? It's just been in my aquarium for a long time. Just floating? It scurries around. When I had a saltwater tank, too, I had a big shrimp. It was pretty big. I'm manifesting big tanks for you in the future. I would love that manifestation. Thank you.

I know you love that. We've been manifesting big things here. So I'd be careful with our manifestations. We're so powerful here. And as I'm saying, I always said that to you, but like lately they've been so powerful. I mean, we have to manifest. Very specific too. Very specific. It's kind of weird. Very powerful. So I'm not kidding. We need to use our words so wisely because we're so powerful. So anyways, on that note, you'll have some big fish tanks soon. I feel it. I really want to do a little one for Malibu for her birthday or something.

For her fish, give her a little upgrade. A little upgrade in the tank? Yeah. That'd be cute. Yeah, that way you don't have to change out the water and stuff. Oscar was telling us how to upkeep it better. Yeah, you just set it up with a little, you know, a filter. It cleans itself.

We have a filter. Oh, see, there you go. It cleans itself? We have a filter, but it's still not enough. Is that fish still in there? Because I don't know. Is it? Just because you don't know.

I mean, how come we never look at it anymore? We still always go in the room and look at it. I do. I never see you look at it. I never see Malibu sit there looking at it well you know kids they their interest changes one time someone yeah one time someone overfed our fish and we had no idea who it was just a bunch of fish food on top like who just came and dumped a fish food in there but we took it out we took it out we're like i was lucky that i opened and i saw it i was just like the whole top was

this oh my god we have a lot of people that come to our house and stuff like that. No, I mean, I found out who, but it was... It was fine. It was a mistake. They were sad about it. It was like,

oh, I thought the fish was hungry. I'm like, yeah, but you don't feed the fish a whole box of food. Understandable though. I probably wouldn't know either. When I had my dog, I was constantly feeding it

throughout the night. When you don't know, you don't do it. I was like, oh, here, here, have some food. It's crying, you know? So, okay. We figured it out. And that't do it. I was like, oh, here. Here, have some food. It's crying, you know? So, okay. We figured it out.

And that person was sorry. It was fine. The fish survived. I thought maybe if they overfed the fish, it would like. It can, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, you were panicked about it. I mean, fish just have life, short life expectancies.

Some. Usually, they last a pretty long time, actually. I feel like goldfish, they just last a day. No they live long. Goldfish? How come they're always being like flushed down the toilet

and stuff like that? Because people don't take care of them right? They don't know how to. Really? Yeah they live a long time. Like those ones you get at the fair they live a long time?

They can live a long time yeah. They need to stop doing that. Giving fish as prizes is crazy. Honestly T yeah. Just go home with a goldfish. I used to do that all the time though

but I would really take care of them. Really? I took it serious. You're like a fish king over there It's crazy. Honestly, T, yeah. Just go home with a goldfish. I used to do that all the time, though. But I would really take care of them. Really? I took it serious. You're like a fish king over there. I love. We do talk about fishes a lot. In every different capacity.

Moses with his tin fish. People bring those to my meet and greets for him. I have to carry them back in my suitcase. I'm like, you guys, the tin fishes are getting out of control. Wild. And Ben gave you a mug. Did you show the mug last time? Yeah, I showed Fishes are getting out of control. Wild. And Ben gave you a mug. Did you show the mug last time? Yeah, I showed it.

Yeah, people give you mugs. It's a whole party. You guys don't have to bring gifts to my meet and greets, by the way. It's like so nice. Like they already like come just to the meet and greets and then they bring gifts. I'm like, I feel like I should give them a gift. I guess I give them gifts. They get little manifestation journals and team Trish hats and stuff like that.

And the show, the gift of seeing you. The show is pretty good. People love the show. I'm not going to lie. I think it's a hit. People love it. And then the TikTokers, people on TikTok

who don't get it, they're just like, what is this? Why would people pay to see this? You guys don't get it. It's a good show. I love it. The era is a trish.

I got to learn Taylor Swift. I always say that, but I got to learn Taylor Swift songs because everyone's always like, Taylor Swift. I'm like, I don't know. You do know them. I think it would come back to you.

Old ones. Am I going to sing mean for everybody i'll just say it'll be a sleigh okay someday i'll be living in a big old city and all you're ever gonna be is mean why you gotta be so mean she kind of ate with that song she's yeah she spilled honestly she didn't have his new favorite shake it off she does love that shake it off shake it off I don't even know it

there you go yeah you got it yeah that's like me when they asked for abracadabra and I didn't know I wasn't a Lady Gaga monster yet

a week ago yeah literally after that I was like you know what I'm gonna I'm gonna delve into Lady Gaga but I was like I pretended to know it

and I was like abracadabra and they're like that was kind of on right yeah you are. I think if you just like sing the word, you probably get it. Yeah, you have a good chance. Yeah.

Always. Nara Smith is releasing a wellness smoothie at Erewhon, but it's $23. You think it's worth it? Should we try it? Oh, but who knows what's in it? I know. It's Olivia Rodrigo. Remember last time we were trying to do the Olivia Rodrigo one and I DM'd Erewhon and

I'm like, oh, can I have this? And they're like, oh, probably not because it has this, this, this. Like things you're not supposed to have for pregnant. I'm like, why would people consume it then if you can't have it? Yeah. For a fetus. What's in it? What does it mean?

The wellness from scratch smoothie. Let me see what's inside. The wellness from scratch. Oh, I see. Because she made it from scratch. That's kind of on brand they do spend 20 minutes making it whenever we get a smoothie that's what annoyed me the most about air one was the smoothie yeah it doesn't come along this one will be 40 minutes now um the ingredients

yeah true because the ingredients include probiotics it's poppy a little probiotic or prebiotic this one's pro okay probiotics collagen banana mango lemon and and more but what is the and more is she actually making it did she do one of those videos where she's like yeah she did i love that yeah she's a did the tiktok damn she's in there she's behind the counter and she is mixing it do you think they get paid for those drinks she must right because especially if they are going for like 23 a pop like the sabrina one we went because we wanted the sabrina smoothie you know right but do you need to get a licensing promotion thing because you remember when lala land cafe asked me to make a drink but they never like were like oh we'll give you money is that they're just very different yeah that's like a small business right

that was like i feel like they're kind of a chain they're like a couple i'm saying it's a different um it's kind of like a more casual thing yeah but air one is also small it's not all over the country that drink to craft it from like make it that flavors and then you do photo shoots yes they wanted me to do a photo shoot and i'm being grief and i was like i love the idea of just being like, this is my drink, but also I was like, banging buns. I didn't get money from, which is fine. I love banging buns. Give me free food all day long.

I was like, getting money from banging buns and I was like, no. You probably honestly saved money from not having to buy banging buns so much too. That's true. Well, definitely saved money, yeah. We haven't gotten them in a while. I do miss banging buns. That's definitely my pregnancy staple is banging buns.. Yeah. We haven't gotten them in a while. I wish I had them in a while too. I do miss banging buns. That's definitely my pregnancy staple

is banging buns. I feel like we were eating that a lot when I was pregnant. Oh, yeah. I always just feel bad. I don't want to like call and be like, could you send me some free food? It's been a minute though.

That's true. I was going crazy. I was getting like every couple times a week. It was pretty good. I would buy it. Okay, let's go. When does it come out? It must be,

let me see if there's a release date. Yeah, we haven't done like an outing lately. Usually we would like go out and venture to get something. I don't know. What do we get? I know. I guess Snow White is soon so we could do a movie theater day soon. Okay.

Oh, yeah. We haven't done AMC in a while. I'm excited for it. People love to hate on her still, too. Did you see at the Oscars, everyone's like, the way she struts. What? Yeah, they're talking about the way she walked out, which I loved. I thought she looked fierce.

Or they'll be like, oh, she doesn't want to stand next to Gal Gadot. Like, people just, like, make up things. I just looked like it looked normal. They just, like, walked out. I think I'm just on the Rachel Zeigler love train algorithm. Because on Twitter, all I see is, oh my God, ethereal queen. Because now she's in Japan starting the Snow White press tour. And she has the most beautiful, you know, she's doing the Zendaya kind of dressing to theme.

And she has the most beautiful white gown with a red heart in the middle. It was so pretty. And on my whole Twitter, it's like, oh my God, ethereal queen princess. Really? Pure hearted. I need to get that on on my that yeah that's how i see her every show i talk about her i would appear angel princess she is i wonder what she's gonna be in la for the press tour i know i just trish i have to look into it i even told my work i was like i don't care like i just need to be at the junket to meet rachel zegler i already put it out there i'm like i some way somehow i'm meeting this girl i want to be at the premiere i wonder if we can bring

malibu because she loves snow white that'd be so cute i'll dm her like hey girl oh my god yeah you didn't meet her at the show i thought your friend my show my broadway show no they're like right yeah i think i just missed her when she left. She was down there for a while. Because Ben Platt was literally halfway out the door. So I'm assuming Rachel was ahead of him. Oh, because she is the nicest person. Like literally, and I told you that when I met her on Sunday. Like so nice.

Like I don't know. I can't even describe a nicer person. I don't know how to say it. Like just so genuine. So happy to just be where she's at. You know what I mean? Yeah. She was doing a matinee at 3 o'clock on that Sunday and she was there at noon and she was just like so excited.

And she gave her all. She was performing full out. I was just like I love this girl so much. After the show I don't know. Yeah. I DM'd her after to thank her. She was so nice. Like I love her.

Truly more than anyone I think she's like the nicest person in the whole world. And yeah. The fact that she's like in these big movies is like bizarre like not bizarre but just bizarre that I like knew her and sang with her you know what I mean

I'm like what the hell like you're Snow White like that's it's amazing it's great I'm so excited to see it okay I'm gonna DM her

no I'm not but I like the idea of it hey girl can I come to your premiere get some tickets for me I would go to that one I would go to that one for I would go to that one for sure. Get a bedazzled

Snow White outfit. Oh my god. I know I had FOMO that I didn't go to the Elton John party where Chapel was performing. Were you supposed to go? No. I'm sure I could have asked my worst again. Oh. Because that one. That's the big one. Well everyone goes. Like the Vanity Fair one kind of more exclusive. The Elton John one. If you're on a

reality show once 10 years ago you can probably really i thought that was pretty exclusive no it's like it's pretty open like you have to be like someone i guess but i mean it's kind of easy at least like in the media i can get like a media ticket um i couldn't have even if i wanted to because i was working but damn i really want chapel was i didn't know she was doing a whole concert it was like a 10 song set list i was like this is literally a chapel own show when is her new song out the 13th she's doing a music video for it probably because she's probably yeah i love it i love her new look i'm so obsessed oh that was one of my hot topics i forgot to bring about because the marketing for like when she was in the plumber like um cosplay is like crack crack is back. And I was like, is crack back?

Yeah, I love it. Do you like a little crack? Love. I love crack. Okay, on women. Not on men. I'm sorry. Unless you're a shade. I don't want to see it.

You know what I mean? I don't know. Do you like it? Crack? Yeah. I guess the circumstances have to be right you know not just any crack not all crack is equal I've seen it yeah no not just everyone

like most I always like it's like it's sweatpants it's like little cracks hanging out I like put my finger in it like it's just fun and it looks cute it's like a little cleavage

in the back it's cute I love it I think it definitely can be cute it's definitely cuter on girls I think yes like with like the

low rise jeans and stuff. Like it's so slay. When the thongs were hanging out back in the day, I would wear a thong on purpose just to have it hang out. I'd pull it up. And then I got lots of hemorrhoids. But now I have more hemorrhoids than ever because I'm pregnant. So the hemorrhoids just don't stop.

But I love seeing those. Those were so cute back in the day. Just a little crack. Kim Kardashian has good crack. Does she really? When she wears those like low dresses, she has like really good butt crack. Kim Kardashian has good crack. Does she really? When she wears those like low dresses, she has like really good butt crack. Chapel, like on her Instagram, she just posted like a photo dump of

just her dumpy. Like she just had, it was like all her butt last week. Oh, I didn't see. Yeah, it was like, I think it was last week because that's when she did like the plumber one. God, I was giving. It really was. She has such a cute butt though. She has such a cute butt. And Zoe Kravitz too at the Vanity Fair Oscars party, like her dress was like, she wore a black dress but then it was a sheer cutout just onity Fair Oscars party, like, her dress was, like,

she wore a black dress, but then it was a sheer cutout just on her butt. And I was like, that's kind of fierce. Like, I do kind of like it on a girl. Yeah, travel spilled. Crack is back. She's so good. Every show, people ask for Pink Pony Club. I sing it every time.

And one day, I also envision her coming out during an acapella moment, too. It's, like, not even happening. Just pink. And people eat it up. People love it. Although, that's when that girl puked in the back at the Seattle show. Did you see that TikTok? No. Oh my god. You guys, please drink responsibly when

coming to this show. There was a girl. It's so funny too because in the back you're just hearing everyone singing Pink Pony Club. And they're like filming the usher cleaning up the vomit. I was just like this is so sad. What? I guess a girl vomited or she was like pushing people around like mosh pit in the back, right?

And then like vomited. They kicked her out. She got back in somehow. Vomited again. I'm like, can we? That's the second time that weekend someone got kicked out of my shows for being too disorderly. I was like, let's keep it cute. I don't understand what's happening at these shows.

It's an hour and 15 minutes. How are you getting so lit? Like, it's so crazy. I love that people are having a good time, but also the people around, they're like, we had to move. It's an hour and 15 minutes. How are you getting so lit? Like, it's so crazy. I love that people are having a good time, but also the people around there, like, we had to move. It smelled so bad. And it's like you just hear me in the background going, pink pony.

And just like an usher just hating his life, which I understand. This girl couldn't hold it. She like projectiled. I was like, what the hell? You know what I threw up? I guess it did not make sense to you. In New York, when I was in my Uber, I threw up. But I had a bag full of like Cheetos, Snickers, all these really yummy snacks that I hadn't eaten yet.

But I wasn't going to throw up in the Uber. I was like, let me throw up in these snacks. Like, that's the thing you do. Throw up in your purse. Throw up in something. Don't throw up everywhere where someone has to clean it. Oh my God. And then everyone's like, I just smell.

It was crazy. And someone TikTok'd it. So that TikTok was everywhere. I was like, let's drink responsibly. You're singing people. It was crazy. And someone TikTok'd it. So that TikTok was everywhere. I was like, let's drink responsibly. I've never seen people on TikTok. It was so – and everyone's just like having a good time standing up and that's like happening. I was like – oh, my gosh. I guess Denver and Seattle were really wild because those were the two where people were

kicked out. So – That is crazy. Be responsible. It reminds me of Sabrina Carpenter at the Short and Sweet tour. A girl peed in the pit. Ew. What?

Yeah. Okay. That's – unless you have something wrong with you what was her short i hope there was something like physically wrong with her i remember there was a fight afterwards over like some girls said like i maybe yeah because i mean i think they kicked her out like before oh you heard about this too it was a while ago yeah it was all over twitter not the news no not the second leg it was the original leg are you gonna go when she's here november no her tickets are just too expensive but not it's not a slight at sabrina just everyone's tickets are like are yours what are yours

no mine are worth it as everyone's i see people like trisha's tickets are well we've been selling out so i guess it's not too expensive but like the pit for sabrina is like five hundred dollars not even pit like floor is five hundred dollars. And you don't get the meet and greet VIP experience. Yeah that's definitely a meet and greet for me. I mean I'm not a super carpenter but it's definitely a meet and greet for me. I just love people who are like because they'll see like oh my $40 is dancing on stage or something so I think

it's like $40 to $70. But there's some that's like meet and greet. There's some like super meet and greet. There's all that stuff. I don't know. I also don't set the prices. I have no idea. I don't. Yeah I don't think especially big artists like Sabrina or I think Gracie Abrams her tickets were also, people were mad because her tickets were like $500 or $600

and she's like obviously a smaller artist. Oh. Yeah, I don't know how much involvement artists have in their prices. Some do choose to be more involved like Olivia Rodrigo she did like the Coldplay method where like she sells tickets for like 20 bucks, I think.

Like a certain amount for 20 bucks. But you don't know where you're going to sit. Like you could be front row. You could be at the- I hate that. I would rather spend money if I could be front row. You know what I mean? But some people just want the experience.

I'm the same. Like I want to be able to see. Yeah. But that's what I'm saying. So then the people who don't care, they'll just go get the tickets wherever, you know what I mean? Yeah. Which I will say, and I'm not just saying this, but like literally I can see people

all the way in the back and I always call out people. There was like a Jesus up there. There was like a Tricia class. Like I see people all in the back. And sometimes you're even more because I always have the lights turned up and I'm always just like, oh, you like see them so clearly. So sometimes I look even more to them because I'm like, you know what? You guys are the real ones back there.

Just like when the TikTok, I see like we're in the last seat in the house I love it because I'm like you still showed up just a vibe here and I love that for you you know what I mean yeah I love when like when Taylor'd be like I can see it because she also gives out a little right like bracelets or whatever so like you light up oh and then her she her thing in the air store is like I can see every single one of you no you can't not't. No, you can't. Not in a stadium. I mean, maybe the lights on your phone, okay? But, like, that's crazy. I love the sentiment, though.

She's like, I can see every last one of you. No, you can't, Carl. I can, though, on my shows. I'm not chitching. And then Olivia gets on the moon and then, I believe Olivia because she really gets on that moon

and it goes, like, right on, like, the elevated parts. Like, the moon goes right, you can really, like, look straight into her eyes because she goes that high up on the moon. Yeah, so you're next to her. You'll be on the moon. Or, like, right on, like, the elevated parts. Like, the moon goes right. You can really, like, look straight into her eyes. Like, she goes that high up on the moon. Yeah. So, you're next for her.

You'll be on the moon. I would love. Or, like, a magic carpet or something to go see everybody. Magic carpet would be a sleigh. Yeah. Or, like, you are risen like Jesus for I love you, Jesus. Over the crowd. You're like this.

And you just get, like, whipped around. I wonder if it's scary to be up on those cables. I actually, like, Sabrina Carpenter, I do worry for her sometimes because everyone else is at least harnessed in. Like, you know, when Olivia's on the moon, she's harnessed in there. But when Sabrina does the, have you ever tried this one? And she goes all the way up there. She's not harnessed?

No, she's on that big ass tall platform. And she's tiny. And, oh, wow. What'd she do up there? She just dances. And like, she does like her sexy it's like the junior song i'm positive she's not harnessed she's oh my god she goes have you ever tried this one and then she goes into the air and she's dancing around i didn't know that's what happened

after that i would see the position then i never happened yeah it usually cuts off the tiktok so usually end right at that that's the only thing you wanted to see oh that's so crazy i'm gonna start doing that on my arrows too i'm gonna going to do positions. Have you ever tried this one? I would love to see what you – I can't even get down on the floor anymore. I'm like – I give what I give when it comes to like dancing because sometimes I just – Have you ever tried this one? And then you just spin.

Yeah, literally starfish. The last one though that Sabrina did, she said, have you ever tried this one? And then I think she copied you because she went – she did like a little meditation. Oh, meditation. That's me. It's amazing. Have you ever tried this one? And then I think she copied you because she went – she did like a little meditation. That's me. It's amazing. Have you ever tried this one? Close your legs. That's the one we need to try.

I'm just kidding. That's how I felt. I was like, damn. It is crazy when you have an unexpected pregnancy and you're just like, damn, sex really did get me. You know what I mean? They teach you that in school or church. Like, sex. You'll have sex and you will get pregnant. Yeah. You can only be They teach you that in school or church. sex.

You'll have sex and you will get pregnant. Yeah. You can only be one time. Yeah. They're right. Damn. I never thought 37

being infertile for that many years was like, wow, that's crazy. But then you just don't want to anymore. You know,

it's just like, you know, you're just like, damn, I need to stop. But now I guess we don't have to because I'm pregnant.

Anyways. Positions. I'm going to do that at the next one. Have you tried this one? I love it. I want to see her. I want to see I'm pregnant. Anyways. Positions. I'm going to do that at the next one. Have you tried this one? I love it. I want to see her. I want to see her on tour.

Her show is really cute. It's also very – I mean I guess you did copy a lot of it. I was going to say this. Oh, yeah. I think I did. My Christmas was her bodysuit. We made – yeah. The animated intro.

Oh, yeah. I still use an animated intro. Love that part. She's adorable. Is she doing the same show or is it a little different? It's the animated show. Love that part. She's adorable. Is she doing the same show or is it a little different? It's the same show. She swapped out I think one or two songs. She does Busy Woman now instead of Read Your Mind.

And I think there's one more song she swapped out of. But yeah, she's coming back to LA. But I think I'm just – it takes a lot for me to go to a tour these days. It's a lot. It's a lot of work. This is a Jeff Witt at Nikocado tour. True. Those ones out. The Jay Shane one sounds wild. i don't know if i could stand in line for

that it's too busy that's too big that's crazy that crazy good for him crazy he just did the harry jowsey's podcast i was like what oh i think they're all like in the same management you know like certain people always collab it just seems like they're kind of in the same network yeah kind of in that mix I don't know people I think do like Harry Jowsey I'm finding Dylan Mulvaney

just interviewed him at the Ellen John party and she was excited to chit chat with him and I'm like I guess if Dylan sees maybe she sees a good in everyone though

I don't know for sure Dylan sees a good in everyone but I do feel I did see a TikTok recently of Harry Jowsey being like I'm a changed man

I'm not the same person anymore I used to be the person that like plays girls But I'm not like that anymore You believe him? Everyone can change and grow can't they? Everyone can change and grow I need to talk to um What's her name?

From Dancing with the Stars Riley Arnold Let me chit chat with her first and then I'll circle back Yeah we'll see how it goes By the way I am available for Dancing with the Stars. My baby's coming July. September is when they start. Just saying.

Oh, wait. Okay, yeah. I thought you were going to do it while pregnant. No. I was like, I don't know if he can be like swinging you around.

I mean, he's strong. I don't know if he's going to be swinging me around anyways. Not at the beginning. Maybe towards the end when I'm skinny, but just FYI, putting it out there.

I know he's strong. He's definitely fit as hell, but. Yeah, he's gorgeous. He's like so tall and big actually in person. I was just like. He is gorgeous.

I can't believe you didn't see him at the show, at the Broadway show. I know, especially like in the after party. It was so small. He like, yeah. Everybody.

No, I know. And he like stood out and I was like, I gagged as soon as I saw him. I was like, oh my God, me and Ezra. Someone wore it to the show, a t-shirt of me and Ezra

they're like you're dancing with the stars did you see when his Hinge profile leaked no he's the one that had the Jojo Siwa like he's like

it was like what's your secret talent in Hinge you can do like a little voice memo now and he's like my secret talent is I can do a really good

Jojo Siwa impression was it and then he had Jojo Siwa do it oh oh he's friends with Jojo. Red flag. Just kidding.

No, we're in my healing era. I love... I want everyone, especially in my pregnancy era, I just want love and light to everyone. We're all good, everybody. Me and Jojo love you.

Love and light, yeah. Love and light, Jojo. Come on. Love you and your new girlfriend. Yeah, yeah. Absolutely. Australia, let's go. I'll go too.

I hope you get Freddie, Eddie, and Teddy soon. Then our kids can play with each other. A play date with you and the Seawall children would actually be like. I'd do it. Honestly, anybody who has kids our age. Baby Selena Cantanillo. Yes.

A little Freddy Mercury. The girl version. I love it. Absolutely. The same preschool. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. I would love it. Absolutely. The same preschool. Oh my god. Oh my god. Would love it. Absolutely. Whenever you meet someone the same age as your kids, you just want to ultimately be friends with them. You're like, let's be friends.

Because it's like you're going through the same thing. So, I hope so. Maybe this one will last. I hope so. I know JoJo like deep down she wants like love and relationship and stability. And honestly, if I was getting to date anyone, I probably would have when I was that age. You know what I mean?

Like if I was JoJo's age. Oh, dating anybody. Yeah. If I was that age and a lesbian, I'd date JoJo. I like her. I like her a lot. I do. We just love every lesbian.

It doesn't matter. Literally. Yeah. If you're a lesbian, I love you. By default, we love you. Gabby Wendy just got married. I saw that. Well, not just.

I guess they just announced it, but they got married in January. She's stronger than me. Keeping it a secret for like three months. That is hard. And I'm surprised no one found out because she's such the it girl right now that I'm surprised no one found out because you can go. She made sure you had a private one like us. We got like a private marriage license so you don't have to like give the names of your

Yeah, the court or whatever. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, information. I love Gabby so much. Did you see Dave Port? We talked about this when you weren't here I saw you guys talk about it

I replied to that usually I try to keep it cool with Gabby I don't want to bother her too much but I saw that and I was like devil amongst us get a job stay away from her stay away from her is what everyone said stay away from her stay out of girlies and gays business

I hate that I do love her viral sound right now she's like do you want to know who's in my DMs gay men age 30 to 45

or 40 to 55 and we talk about our love for what is it is it Goldman Goldie Hawn Meryl Streep Meryl Streep yes

she's like Meryl Streep I love it so much it's so honestly so teen who's in your DMs I don't want to know so good so good that don't want to know.

So good. So good. That's for you to know and for me not to know. I love her so much. Her, Jennifer Chilly, Jennifer Coolidge. I'll have that like voice. That's so cool. I love your Gabby Wendy. One day I want you to do a pop.

Maybe I guess whenever she's here. I just do the whole time in character as your Gabby voice. I love it. I feel like she does it, like, extra strong now because, like, people love it. She does because she knows the girls eat it up. Yes, we do. We gag. We gag for it.

It's so good. Like, what are you doing calling me after business hours? I just ate my lunch. I'm lethargic. You're so good. You, like, know the lines. You're so good. Because it's my, like, what I tell you, it literally, like, I have it on loop every time.

I just sit there and I watch it over and have it on loop every time. I just sit there and I watch it over and over and over and over again. It's mesmerizing. It's so good. What's the finale? Is it happening now? It's Thursday. It's done Thursday? I think they do the finale and the reunion back to back. Oh my god. I can't breathe.

I'm so excited. What is happening? I guess White Lotus. I started watching the most random programs. Like, I started watching this show called Paradise on Hulu. What is that? It's like a political dystopian thriller. Why am I watching this show? I don't know.

I don't know. Who's in it? Anybody? Sterling K. Brown, James Marsden. That's all I remember. Sterling K. Brown was in This Is Us. I didn't watch that. Which one?

Oh, I thought you did watch This Is Us. The Mandy Moore show. Oh. What's the Justin Baldoni one? It ends with us. Oh, my God. Why are they making movies with these titles? Did you think it was a Justin Baldoni movie?

No, no. Oh, you knew? Okay. No, it ends with us. It ends with us. I love the coolness on that. But I heard about the Paradise show, too. It's really popular right now.

You heard what? A lot of people are talking about it, so I finally just went. I watched only one episode, but I liked it so far. I've never heardness on that. But I heard about the Paradise show, too. It's really popular right now. You heard what? A lot of people are talking about it, so I finally just went. I watched only one episode, but I liked it so far. I've never heard of that one. But I'm watching that. You should watch Severance. Oh, my God. Darian's watching Severance.

You don't like it, or you're not into it? I think he is watching it. It's been on, right? Is this season three now or something? It's season two so he's starting it like after because he already watched it before so he's like we should watch it together but he's midway through it and i'm like well i don't want to just start it willy-nilly like in the middle and also i'm almost like it's almost my trisha coming out i'm like well

everyone's liking it so i'm not going to watch it i've never even heard of this does everyone like it like i'm just starting to finish watching it and've never even heard of this. Does everyone like it? I haven't even heard of it. Just let him finish watching it and then re-watch it with him from the beginning because it's kind of annoying not waiting a week for an episode to drop. It's kind of annoying. I love waiting. White Lotus, just knowing we have a fresh episode to watch

excites me. Me too right now because also with the drops, you feel the pressure to binge the drop all at once because then you're instantly behind. Yeah, that's Bridgeton with me. And we're like just not having time. If I had more time to like binge it, I would be more excited.

Everyone is saying – I've never watched it, but everyone is telling us to watch The Righteous Gemstones. I've never even heard of that. I guess Walton Goggins is in it. Not Walter. No, not Walter. And I think maybe even like Will Ferrell. I think there's like a lot of people in it, like a lot of stars.

I saw it on maybe Max or something. I don't know. Peacock. One of those things we watch. But everyone says it's like so funny and it's so good and he's good in it. So I think it's new. I think it's like new. Oh, I never even heard of it.

Isn't it so crazy how many shows are out there? I know. Like whenever I turn – like open a streaming platform or watch something, I'm like this is too much. Then I close it and then watch YouTube because I'm like too overwhelmed. What are you watching on YouTube? There's nothing for me i love it all the old videos getting me a resurgence so funny what did i watch yesterday i watched your 99 cent store shopping in the 99 cent store for the first time oh my god edge of glory um playing animal

crossing for the first time how did i do not? Not good. Did I even make it anywhere? It took you 14 minutes to figure out how to turn on your Nintendo Switch. And then you played for two minutes. And then you closed it. And that was that. And that was not true. I literally will never understand games or gaming. Even when we do it, I'm just like, I get so frustrated. I'm like, I don't get it.

Someone can't just show it to me. Even Fortnite, we played it twice now. One with you, one with my sister. I just don't get it. I don't get it. Someone can't just like show it to me. Even Fortnite, we played it twice now. One with you, one with my sister. I like just don't get it. I don't get it. And it's awful. And Animal Crossing was just the most – I mean you couldn't even turn the switch on. It was a lot.

That was confusing. Was it even charged? Probably not. It was a lot, that one. Was that in my Studio City house? Yes. It was April 2020. Oh, okay.

That was my OF era. I was like really vibing in life back then. I was just doing random. You looked really cute because you had your bikini on. I was like, when I turn on my Switch, this is what I feel like. I'm like, I'm cutesy. Was I in a bikini? Damn, I must have been really feeling myself.

I wasn't. I wasn't a cute era. It was the end of 2020. I went to shit. I was eating Rocky Road every day. We had McGriddles a lot. We were eating those so much. You're giving cutesy vibes for sure.

I watched something else. I forget which one. Oh, Fat Girl Hacks. And then I was trying to practice those. With the big coat? Yes. Big coat, big mug. Just oversize everything. That's why I do oversized chairs, oversized purses. And then you talked about how to stand and like lean forward.

Did you try it? Did you do it? Yes. Did it work? I think so. I mean, it was far back and blurry because I was out of focus, but I think it- Well, that's a good hack right there. To stand far back, out of focus. I did look skinny in that video, but I was definitely huge. That's what I kept saying. I was like, no, you did look super teeny.

What was the jacket? Even before, you had your crop top and then the shorts, the booty shorts. Yeah. Well, that was before, kids. You looked teeny. Thanks. But also, I think you need to bring back the Euphoria, like, glitter makeup, though, because you had it in so many videos.

And it's so cute. And I was so skinny because that's when I did the Logan Paul podcast. Yes. I was so skinny. I, like, don't even know, like, what I was doing because I wasn't, like, dieting. I never dieted. I've never, like, cut out fast food. Like, I was eating fast food back then, so I don't know what was happening.

I don't know. It says dancing a lot maybe. But those were everything. I didn't even watch Euphoria back then but I just like loved all those stones. And they're not doing it so I think it literally is up to you to bring it back.

Yeah. I'm ready. Yeah. Tell Ari. Let's bring all your little bedazzled. Actually I think on tour I wear some rhinestones. I'll ask her to put more on.

I do. You have like all these little like bedazzled star gems and it was so cute. Ooh. That's so funny. I love because I always think I'm like we see each other too much. I'd be like after when we're not together, I wouldn't think you'd ever want to look at

my face. So the fact that you're like sitting there for two hours watching, I love it. No, I can't get enough. Oh my God. It makes me happy. It was so funny because I did see like a thumbnail or something. I was like, oh my God, it's so random. But I love the ones you picked too.

I think that's. I made a playlist. No, not I made a playlist. No, not... I have a playlist. It's the... What did I call it? Trisha Paytas videos that change the trajectory of my life playlist. Oh, yeah.

Is that what I was like? Yeah. So I'm more... That's my new thing on stream now is I'm working through... Well, what are we reacting to today? Are we reacting... I need to react to your Netflix comedy special because it actually... And I reacted to my own...

Netflix comedy special. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, mama. I have a Netflix comedy special. You sure do. And I need... Well, you can do that one solo. There's no way I can sit through that. No, yeah. Oh, yeah, mama. I have a Netflix comedy special. You sure do. And I need. Well, you can do that one solo. There's no way I can sit through that.

I need you to be. I did react to a solo, but I need you to break it down for me. We got different ones. We can't react to the same thing. No, this one is so good. We'll do other ones, too. Okay, okay, okay. It's short, too.

It's a short. We should react to the actual comedy special, me in the stand-up club. Did you ever see that one? No. There's one me doing stand-up, and it was for a show. And I think Heather McDonald was one of the advisors. I need to find it. Yeahup and it was for a show and I think like Heather MacDonald was like one of the like advisors.

I need to find it. Yeah, and we were at the improv like in front of people like, and I want to say I think Shane came to that one. I think Shane was there

and laughing. Yeah, I think it was, I don't know. It was when I lived in that big scary house and it was like a TV show that never came out

and like these people were like mentoring you to be stand-up comedian and they didn't really give you any help. You really just had to write your own material and i it was bad it was well your comedy special was amazing and i think you inspired hacks yeah really god i'm really inspiring all these shows i think um hannah and binder's character i forget her character's

name but the the girl who writes for her for jean smart is. Oh. What is her? I forgot her character's name. What's Jean Smart's name in the show? I forget too. I only remember Jean Smart. I know Hannah and Binder. I forgot their characters. Oh my God.

That's so weird. Do you remember their names in Hacks? Any of them? The females? Barbara. Deborah Vance. Deborah Vance. And then who's the.

Who's the. Oh my God. It's so annoying. You can't think. I can literally just Google it. And I'm like sitting here like. Ava. Ava.

Yes. Yes. Okay. But you were giving Ava because you were, you were giving a little butch queen realness. Really? Yeah. Ava's lesbian. So.

I think I was channeling like Crystalia. Oh. I think that was. But you had a lot of feminist jokes. Like about how hard it is being a woman. So that's why I thought you were giving Ava. Oh, I was? I wasn't, like, making fun of women.

No, you were saying how hard it is being a female comic. Really? Love that for me. I probably did write a lot of those jokes that it has. Meg Statler, I don't know how you say her name. She responded to my DM, like, literally four months later. It was during my Christmas show. She was like, I want to come see you.

I was like, oh, yeah, let me know. I'll give you a ticket to L.A. And then she was like, oh, I just saw this. It was, like, literally four months later. It was during my Christmas show. She's like, I want to come see you. I was like, oh, yeah, let me know. I'll give you a ticket to LA. And then she's like, oh, I just saw this. It was like literally four months later. Very me. Do you want to come? Yeah. Me would send them.

Well, I'm like, I'm still on tour if you want to come. She's on tour right now, too. Oh, maybe we'll cross. I was on tour. She did Toronto like a day after you did, actually. Yeah. Really? Oh, maybe that's why.

And Kathy Griffin was at Seattle the day before me. She sent me a DM. She was like, I left you so much energy backstage. That is so sweet. Yeah. So I feel like I've been. And Rebecca Griffin was at Seattle the day before me. She sent me a DM. She was like, I loved you so much, Energy, backstage. She was like really nice. That is so sweet. Yeah. So I feel like I've been. And Rebecca Black was in Seattle last night.

She sent me a DM and she was just like, oh, if you're still in Seattle, come to my show. And I was like, well, I'm not. I would love to see Rebecca Black. Her new album is so good. Salvation? Yeah. It's everything. She really did eat with this new music.

I love her. She is the new it girl. Are you wrapping up? Oh, okay. Yes, we are. Okay. Yes. Moses just Are you wrapping up? Oh, okay. Yes, we are. Okay, yes. Moses just looked done and I was like, okay. Anyways.

All right, guys. We're going to go do a bonus episode on Patreon. We love you so much. Not a lot of hot topics today, but. You were the hot. I saved a lot for the post. Everything I had for the show, it doesn't make sense put it in with like this because it's just different vibes we're happy vibes here

it's a key, the extended will be a key the last time we're ever going to be able to use pregnancy as a title we gotta go all in I was like okay, that's it I love you guys we'll see you at the Patreon patreon.com.com

and we'll see you at the gender reveal at the Greek Theater May 4th. Okay, bye!