Just Trish - Trisha Reacts To Her Past Feuds, Dramas & Scandals (Trish Cinematic Universe)
Episode Date: August 2, 2024It's a nostalgic episode of 'JUST TRISH'--with Trisha reflecting on her most unserious past feuds and scandals. From being banned from Joey Graceffa's Christmas Party, to her beef with Gabbie Hanna. P...lus, Trish is going for the gold while dishing on the most viral moments from the Olympics. Plus, she finds out that she's probably missed out on jury duty. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Do they want to be called a rodent man? I don't know.
I don't know if that's the nicest thing.
Like we always said, if we flipped it with girls, I don't know if I want to be called like a pig or something, you know?
This month it's been every other week we had a mukbang.
No! We had one. We had Wendy's.
Wendy's and we had...
But the Wendy's one was Wendy's and crumble and the Sabrina Carpenter ice cream.
Yeah, okay, that's intermittent fasting.
We did it all in one day.
Like a guy gymnast. Do you think they tuck? Yay!
Hello and welcome back to another episode of Just Trish.
We are so happy to have you here and I hope you had your grams of protein today.
You need 120 according to Oscar, so if you didn't, we're all doomed.
What an intro.
What an intro.
It's our protein day here. It's our protein day here.
It's our nutritional day here.
Did you know – well, let's get into it.
I do want to talk about the bread.
Don't let me forget the food pyramid.
I want to talk about that.
This is our second Hot Topics.
We run out of Hot Topics.
It's a pyramid scheme.
Oh, my God.
This is going to be a fun one. I am also so deranged because I'm just so tired that I feel like it's going to be a fun one. I am also like so deranged because I'm just like so tired that I feel like it's going to be just kooky, crazy, quirky, fun.
The girls have wanted a lighthearted episode.
This is it.
This is a lighthearted episode.
It's lighthearted.
Maybe I should talk softly.
I'm saving my voice because I have to sing this weekend.
So you guys, I'm Ariana Grande.
I'm doing a lot of skinny cosplays lately.
I did Zendaya on Monday. My hair stylist was like, maybe you're manifesting
being skinny. I'm like, probably. I'm Ariana Grande if she was 150 pounds
heavier. I'm really into the Olympics. We have a lot of Olympic news.
Are you doing a profile shot? I feel like I should only sit profile today because my hair's slicked back.
We know. I'm no Brooke Schofield over here. I can't pull it off. They really are just so...
You know what I learned is to not show your double chin.
Put your tongue at the top of the roof of your mouth.
You knew this?
Yes.
Does it work?
I do it in photos because I can only hold it for so long.
You couldn't do it for the whole podcast?
Oh, you're like sticking it out too.
Can you talk and do that?
Yes, I can.
Actually, no.
The talking is where it ruins it for sure i love ariana she's
kind of a problematic fave though right like she's kind of like i just thought i mean i guess i don't
know i feel like everyone is like a little problematic really is anyone like fully wholly
unproblematic no when people are like oh that god what did i post the other day like this person
should be can't i'm like every wow what was it oh i was like on tiktok or something and like that person should be canceled i mean everybody
should be freaking canceled what did i post do you remember my last instagram post anybody what
did i post let's see i know the research department yeah instagram or tiktok maybe
i don't know actually it probably doesn't matter maybe i don't know it probably really doesn't
matter but someone's like this person should be canceled i almost replied i was like god i think
it was instagram i think it was Instagram.
I think it was Instagram.
Whatever I posted there.
Lemons?
You've had a lot of lemon posts.
I love lemons.
I just got lemon dishes from Williams-Sonoma.
And Mo's like, what are you doing with these lemon dishes?
And I'm like, keep them in the box for when we get our lake house.
Like, I want them to go out to the lake house.
But we're not even anywhere close to getting a lake house.
We're still paying off taxes.
But we're almost done.
You know, we're almost done with that.
But I was like, we're going to save the lemons for the lake house.
I'm into lemons right now.
I'm manifesting an Italian trip
with my limoncello
and lemonata at Taco Bell.
Taco Bell's so good.
Not as many calories
as you think.
But I only get 18 grams
of protein.
Anyways,
let's go to our,
our Patreon.
If you want more
lighthearted fun this week,
I'm making Oscar
go to the movies
and get snacks with me.
If someone asks me in the future,
what was it like
to work with Trish?
She'd be like, well, she's like, meet me at the movies.
We're eating popcorn and nachos.
AMC food court.
Yes.
We live for it.
These are our popcorn buckets.
And yes, I did pay triple the price for these.
But yeah, I'm super excited.
They have like a tongue in them.
They're actually kind of, they are ridiculous.
I do see the tongue.
Right?
Wow.
And it is cool.
Like you really could just carry your popcorn bucket with your fists.
You know what I mean?
I'm going to save the fisting for Patreon if you want to see that.
Oh, censor it.
And it's taking, like, so much for me to resist fisting because I've wanted to do it for so long.
Okay.
Yes.
Well, wait.
Behind the paywall.
I kind of want to put my face in there, too.
But, yeah, that'll also be behind the paywall.
That'll really sell.
You want to put your face in there?
I don't really.
I want to see that.
It's kind of cool. mean i don't literally you guys know i don't know the lore of this movie but it looks ridiculous yeah i mean obviously they went all in to make it as like phallic and obscene
as possible but i don't care i still think it's fun which is crazy because you think little kids
right are going to the movie and like getting this popcorn bucket i mean it's not like that inappropriate rated r movie oh it is yeah yes a superhero movie why is it nudity what is it
um no nudity but like violence and cursing really yeah it's violent yeah deadpool all of them have
been rated r oh there should be some nudity in there then if you're gonna rate it you might as
well i think in the first one ryan re' butt isn't in, I think. No.
But we need more.
The full frontal is in now.
Every show now is doing full frontal.
We saw something else recently.
It wasn't Salt Burn.
Salt Burn was full frontal.
But there was another full frontal.
Was it Bridgerton?
No, not Bridgerton. Hex in the third season was very, there's nudity in Hex.
Men?
No, I'm talking about men nudity.
Maybe it was men.
Oh, maybe there was a penis in there.
Challengers?
Oh, yeah.
There was a, that's what I'm saying.
I think everything I've been watching lately is.
Oh, no.
I meant to just cutely toss it like Gigi.
Now there's popcorn all over it.
Oh, no.
I can't wait for that popcorn.
It's going to be so freaking good.
Yeah.
Anyways, full-modal nudity is coming in and I like that.
In the sense of like, I'm not like obviously perverted.
Like, oh, I like that. But I think it's just like one very natural to see a
body it's like more people should show it especially if it's rated r okay people of age
seeing it I think it's art I think it's you know real like whenever you see sex scenes and like
look I'm not like coming for bridge and obviously be as comfortable as you want but like you know
when you do the sex scenes and there's like a sheet over both of you and then the sheet keeps
going forward I'm like well that's not really real life you know that's fine but I'm just saying I
like the authenticity of seeing barry hogan just like
run around a castle naked you know what i mean like that's what you would do you would go around
naked not in your boxers they're so uncomfortable you know you just gotta get the extra large
because the large was squeezing you too much so and not even because he was bad it was just because
those band don't get the bands me and these who did not want to be associated with me we buy them
all the time but um anyways, it seems real.
And I feel like if all people like Hugh Jackman definitely would do a full frontal for sure.
Or Ryan Reynolds.
In the name of comedy, they'd be like, look at this.
Sacha Baron Cohen would.
And he'd want a little finger up there.
I read, I mean, I guess it's not true because Barry Keoghan was real.
But a lot of the times it's like a prosthetic peen.
Who had one?
Like, I just.
Tommy and.
Oh, Tommy Lee.
Sebastian Stan.
Oh, Sebastian Stan.
Yeah.
Taylor Sicar Perez, who I'm sure you don't know.
No, but maybe.
He was in Red, White and Royal Blue, the gay Amazon Prime movie.
Not Prime Beverage, but Prime.
Prime Hydration is my favorite, but Amazon favorite but amazon okay he was in a movie
red white and blue it's what it's called red white and royal blue it's like uh two it's like a gay
rom-com you have me at gay you have me at gay for sure but he had a huge schlong in like one of his
movies but it was fake it was a big prosthetic but i'm i've read too that someone who is like
an intimacy coordinator said that most of the times like for men will frontal it big prosthetic. But I've read, too, that someone who is, like, an intimacy coordinator said that most of the times, like, for men, full frontal, it's prosthetic.
I wonder why.
I have no idea.
Like, just whip it out, I guess.
Maybe they don't like the way it looks.
Look, I've always said this.
Penises kind of look a little ugly.
Like, they kind of, especially, like, flaccid.
They kind of hang there.
I suppose, like, vaginas all look pretty because they're just, like, a little Barbie.
You know what I mean?
But penises are just a little unsightly.
So I get that.
They do go with the prosthetics, I guess.
But I don't know.
Maybe if you're a grower and not a shower.
Like if you are a grower.
Right.
And you're like a celebrity.
Then I can imagine like you'd want the swinging effect.
But not realistic.
That's why I don't mind a little.
Who was it?
Oh, God.
I always get it wrong.
Ken Jeong?
From like Masked Singer?
Yes. Okay, yes. I love that one. Ken Jeong. Ken Jeong. He showed his penis in The was it? Oh, God, I always get it wrong. Ken Jeong? From, like, Masked Singer? Yes.
Okay, yes.
I love that one.
Ken Jeong.
He showed his penis in The Hangover.
Oh, yeah.
And you remember everyone said it's so little because he had such a big, but I think it
was a big bush.
I think it was the illusion.
Also, it doesn't matter.
Like, people have little penises.
Like, what's the big, it wouldn't be, oh, my God, it's so little.
It's like, okay, well, your breasts are uneven, Rebecca.
Like, just chill out.
You have hair on your nipples.
Like, it's, everyone has a little whatever.
A little, little, I guess.
But I just, I hate that. I hate the shaming ofipples. Like it's, everyone has a little, whatever, a little, little, I guess. But I just,
I hate that.
I hate the shaming of that too.
Because you know what?
Not to stick up for men
because you know we're anti-men here,
but they do get,
like you can body shame men
more than you can body shame women.
People would like come for you.
There was something recently too
we talked about
and we're like,
if it was a man,
like,
oh,
Bachelor.
Well,
it's always the Bachelorette.
The Bachelorette.
Whenever there's a female,
we're watching Shout Out Jen,
we love the Bachelorette this season.
Whenever it's a female, all the guys, they literally, there was one last season when
it was charity and they like had them shaving.
They're like, okay, you have to shave your bikini line.
They went to the beach and they had to wear Speedos and they gave them shaving tools
to shave on camera.
And then this one, they did like a Chippendales thing and so many guys were like, oh, I'm
not like really comfortable with this.
And like,
you have to do it.
They like,
are like pressuring them.
I'm like,
if this was like reverse,
like if you were saying
like girls had to like strip
with other strippers
because they had the men
and stuff like that,
like showing them how to thrust.
I'm like,
if you had the girls doing this
on The Bachelor
with like strippers,
like that would be a whole,
like if they had to go on a pole
or something,
it would never fly.
So I do feel like men
sometimes get a little more like,
I guess,
what do you call it?
Like it's not as strict with men, right? Like where it body and body shaming too right i feel like people like dad bod
could you imagine if you call me a mom bod or something like oh she's got a mom but i don't
know dad bods are hot we love it but i guess it's not really shaming but it's not a nice thing to
hear right or do you care like someone's like oh yeah dad bod um oh i i think nowadays dad bods
are like yeah dad bods are in for sure.
I love a dad bod, but is it a little offensive?
I don't think so.
Because I think dad bods are like beefy, muscular.
I think just chunky.
If someone's like, you know, you chunky guy, you'd be like, well, what the hell? But like if someone's like, oh, I like your dad bod, thanks.
Because it's like beefy, a little muscular.
Yeah.
Like a little gordita.
Gordito.
Gordito, yeah.
I'm a little gordita. Gordito. Gordito, yeah. I'm a little gordita.
It's a real thing, the dead bod.
Because I noticed, you know, like when you hold a baby or you hold your, you know, your
body change, like the way you hold it, you have to kind of stick out your belly.
Like there's a way of holding that makes you have a dead bod.
Like I noticed it on myself.
Oh, right.
It's a real thing.
She loves the belly.
Like she loves to rest on the belly, sleep on the belly. Like, but it is great. I love a on myself. Oh, right. It's a real thing. She loves the belly. She loves to rest on the belly, sleep on the belly.
But it is great.
I love a belly, too.
I think, yeah, again, if you had a six-pack with a baby, that's so uncomfortable.
Yeah, it's hard.
I guess it's good.
For anyone.
Right, exactly.
It's not comfy.
And rodent boy, too.
I feel like even though they mean it nice, I feel like, do they want to be called a rodent
man?
I don't know.
I don't know if that's the nicest thing.
We always said if we flipped it with girls, I don't know if I want to be called like a pig or something,
you know?
But that's just me.
I think it depends
how you say it.
Like I see a lot of people
like I love a dead bod.
So I'm like,
okay,
that's a positive thing.
Was it the politician
that had a penis?
I think the politician
had a penis in it.
Seems like it.
I don't know.
I'm trying to remember.
I don't remember
when the politician. I don't remember I love this
I love
it's getting even better
they have a musical
and they're like
playing like
John Wilkes Booth
and like all these
like it's great
it's so
anyways it's so good
John Wilkes Booth
yeah
John Wilkes Booth
Greaky Fromm
who's the other one
there's other people
I don't know
isn't John Wilkes Booth
the one who assassinated
Abraham Lincoln
yes
but that's like
the whole thing right
is they do a musical version
of these like killers
and so he's
yeah
and then Ben Platt plays the like anyways I guess it's a little dark but it is a little dark
it's ryan murphy but i love it it's really about politics so there is something about
politician check it out netflix 2020 that's what it was but it's fine it's not like a politicians
in the real world it's like they're in college so they like mirror the whole world of politics
into college or high school this This is college, right?
They're student body presidents in college?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Really?
Oh my God.
Why would you care in college?
I get high school.
We have nothing to do.
But really?
Yeah, I was.
But they all live with their parents.
They're in college.
They're rich in college.
Yeah.
Why would you leave your parents' house to a dorm?
They're all like, everyone is really rich in the show. Olivia Jade did that i remember she had david dobrik move her into her dorm
do you remember that yeah she had like a whole brand deal for her dorm and stuff oh is that why
you think she probably didn't live there huh i feel like she probably just lived at home she
didn't live that far no so actually where did she go usc yeah i think she lived yeah i lived at home
for sure because usc like the area is like dicey outside of, like, the college town.
Right.
Yeah, like, infamously, so.
And she has, like, guard gated.
I remember, they don't live there anymore, but I remember there was, like, literally guards at her house, like, before you got in.
And we'd get there at, like, 11 o'clock at night, and there was, like, a guard at her house.
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And like, I think they had like multiple guards
and I remember him.
That Hallmark money, man.
Oh my God, Lori.
Oh, wait, actually.
By the Target.
Her dad was going to say, was it Mossimo?
Yeah.
I mean, probably both.
I don't know.
It's a combination.
I don't think Candace Canna-Beret
is living in a $30 million dollar.
Yeah, that's true.
Does Target still have Mossimo?
I feel like no, right all that oh really did he
get canceled because of her he can't get or is he part of it he was part of it i'm pretty sure
he got guilty tried i don't know oh i didn't even hear him a part of it i think maybe i don't know
if he got tried but maybe he was guilty yeah by association just by living in the same house as
someone oh sorry moses He'll be guilty.
That is, that's true.
Just by dating me,
he's like,
oh, Moses, too.
It's like, okay.
Wait, so that's crazy.
Okay, so, but like,
Felicity Huffman
and William H. Macy
didn't get,
he didn't get a conviction.
So that's weird.
I don't know.
I don't remember fully.
So you can say you just don't know.
I just haven't seen Mossimo
in Target since.
Maybe you're right.
Right?
Or maybe it just like
was out of style.
Either way. I loved the Mossimo. I like Isaac Mizrahi, too. I don't know if he was in Target, but I you're right. Right? Or maybe it just like was out of style. Either way.
I loved their Mossimo.
I like Isaac Mizrahi too.
I don't know if he was in Target
but I used to love that.
I don't know what they have there
now they're brands.
But maybe they didn't know.
If I did that
I would not tell Moses either.
I'd be like under the table about it.
You know what I mean?
Because you don't want your husband
to know that you're a crook.
You know?
But I would do anything
for my daughter.
So I kind of get it.
I don't have that money
to pay someone off
but maybe
if I did I would like
buy a building or something
do it the legal way.
You know like here's
I guess in the politician
he did that too.
There was
he was like a billionaire
so he was going to like
donate money to like a building.
He was going to buy
his own building or something.
I don't know.
But also
okay yeah that's it.
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I do not pay Oscar
eight dollars an hour
and somehow i missed that part of the conversation i think i was getting the cake or something
and i go to the comments they're like how dare you pay oscar eight dollars an hour
oh i guess yeah you weren't in here well i was like so confused because there were so many and
i was like well clearly they know it's a joke.
And I never even said it to you.
I never was like, Oscar, you're getting $8.
That's like, no, absolutely not.
There's one thing.
I just want to clear my name.
There's one thing.
I have a lot of things.
But one thing I'm not is cheap.
OK, I give raises like before even asking, before even a year.
I'm like, here's a raise.
Here's a raise.
Our editor's been with us two months.
I'm like, here's a raise.
Like, I give raises all the time.
I always think people, I overpay people all the time.
Hence why I'm broke. Because I'm always like, wow, thank you. Here's more money. Like, I, so I'm time. I always think people, I overpay people all the time. Hence why I'm broke.
Because I'm always like, wow, thank you.
Here's more money.
Like, I, so I am not $8 an hour.
No, everybody overpays for everything.
I overpay everybody.
I mean, worth it.
You're worth it.
Everyone's worth it.
But I also overpay.
When someone asks me, oh, here's $300.
I'm like, I'm going to give you $400 because I'm far.
You know, whatever it is.
Not Oscar, but like anybody else.
You know what I mean?
So.
That is so funny.
Everyone chills.
Oh my God.
Everyone's like, wow, I can't believe you only pay me $8 an hour.
I was like, geez.
Because you imagine you come here for an hour and I pay you $8. Thank you. Do you can't believe you only pay me $8 an hour I was like jeez because you imagine you come here for an hour
and I pay you $8
thank you
do you think you would
leave the house
for $8 an hour
no one does
no one does
everyone's $20 an hour
which is great
I mean they're worth it
but it's just like
everyone needs to relax
so that's one thing
I usually don't care
I'm like whatever
I don't really care
about any comments
with that
I was like
absolutely not
absolutely not
you had Chinese
yes Japan Express
yes
oh wait
similar to that
I do have an apology tour
after last episode
no
I feel like every episode
we should start with
our apologies
for what we said
for the previous episode
I apologize for this episode
apologies in advance
for whatever
misinformation we get
I apologize to
the country of Latvia
which apparently
is a real country
yes I did clock that
I thought that
I've never met a Latvian
in my defense.
Andy Kaufman's fictitious character
was from Latvia.
Fictitious character.
But I think, right.
It's his fault.
Or was he from Latvia?
Or am I just making that up?
I don't know.
Maybe he's, oh, you know what?
Yeah, his character on Taxi
was from Latvia.
Okay.
Yeah, okay.
I knew it was a real country.
Okay.
Sorry to the Latvians.
Geography has never been my strong suit.
You're kind of good at geography.
No, absolutely not.
Well, you know the capitals of random states.
Oh, yeah.
Which is more than I can say.
But I can't tell you where the states are.
I don't know where Albany, New York is.
Somewhere in the east.
I couldn't tell you Latvia to save my life.
Literally.
Yeah.
I'm assuming Europe.
I watched someone say, no, Oscar, it's actually in Asia.
I don't know.
I don't know what continent.
Then you get hate for that.
I apologize now.
Apologize.
I would love for us to look at a map and then just like figure out what's what.
I don't.
I would be so bad.
Yeah, that'd be awful.
I could never do that.
Sounds horrible.
I'll skip that day.
And apologies to the third host of Emergency Intercom.
I don't know if that's the one
that is friends with Dua Lipa
I really thought
but I think I get my twinks mixed up
I think
oh he's a twink?
well I think any
just like skinny little boys
like twinkie
I see another apology coming
yeah I was like wait
apologies to the twink community
is he gay?
no straight people can be twinks
like there's so many
straight like Olympians
that everyone's like
oh this twink
cause it's just like a skinny boy
but the straight people like to be called twink.
Straight people, listen.
You don't get it.
You guys already have enough good stuff going on.
Let the gay people call you twinks.
That's very true.
It's probably lying somewhere.
No, but that's true.
I think that's fine.
I think if it's a straight person, it's fine.
But we also don't know what this person, that they're from Emergency Intercom, identifies as.
Whatever you identify as.
If you're not friends with Dua Lipa, I apologize.
But Drew has a friend who is friends with Dua Lipa.
I know that for sure.
It might not be him.
It might not be him.
But it might also be.
I also don't know for sure.
But just in case.
And he said, in your defense, he's never really on camera.
Oh, there we go.
Yeah.
And I guess the gag is they don't like him.
It's like the funny part. I know.
I love them. They're so funny. Yeah, I love them, too. We just talk about them every episode.
Because I kind of like the
people right now, you know? Yeah, to you.
But those are my two apologies. I think
that's all I had to apologize for, but again,
if anything comes up, I apologize.
That's, yeah. I'm not apologizing.
You guys need to apologize to me for saying I paid Oscar
$8 an hour, like I'm a cheap ass over here. Are you are you kidding me i never oh my god i don't think i have any
apologies this week which is yeah do i i don't know maybe i don't think so right no no i think
you were even pretty good yeah i try to be in my unproblematic era for sure yeah i see i never want
to be labeled as an unproblematic fave because i feel like you're setting yourself up like oh right yeah so i just want to be labeled as trying my best
he just tries his best i like to be labeled problematic fave because when i'm unproblematic
like look at her growth and i was like yes you know that is so good so i stay i stay a problematic
that's why i want to call iron agrani a problematic fave i mean that like nicely i watched the video
for the first time ever of the donut situation because I never actually
saw the video I was like wow that's kind of problematic but I mean nothing to be can't
maybe something that's a little right yeah it was just weird like why did she do it when I
watched that she's like she did it like it's so weird like when I heard about it I'm out of her
like this and I'm like why did she do it so like and then like that I was like well it's so weird
right and she did something else in that video too and no one really talked about that
would she like touch or I don't know she did something else and I was like okay I don't know
and I feel like in general she's just like I don't know but she's forgiving because she has a good
voice I think when you're talented it's a lot more forgiving you know and I think she's just sweet
like I don't know I imagine in the moment it probably was funny. Like, if you did that, I would laugh.
I mean, granted, I do laugh at pretty much anything.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
If I'm like, look, I lick your popcorn.
I'm going to miss your laugh.
Oscar's going away for a week, and I'm so sad.
In a month.
Can you record your laugh?
I know.
But everyone loves your laugh, and I was like,
honey, you got to keep it.
David Dobrik would have loved you in a long squat.
Jimmy, send police laugh, Jimmy would have loved you in the long squat Jimmy Jimmy's simple
he's laugh
Jimmy
we need that in the intro
I love it
I feel like after we're done
with the podcast
I feel so funny
I'm like wow
I'm so good
and I love it
I probably would crack
about anything
David had done
back in the day
because also I had a crush
on him
so you know
I would have been
like cackling
yes
no for sure I'm the same way know i would have been like cackling yeah yes no for
sure i'm the same way yeah you would have been great on it well yeah she is sweet but you know
what also too not to say it's who you're friends with but also like colleen is that saying like
she's friends with like problematic people so i'm like hmm interesting like why are you not to say
she is but your judge of character i've been friends with lots of problematic people but i'm
just saying like in general.
Or it's because she's so sweet.
Also, like that stuff hasn't come out until like later on, though.
So I feel like, you know, maybe she was duped as we were.
Right.
That could be, yeah.
But to her defense, you know, a lot of people, when you're like an A-list celebrity, everyone
are super nice to you and they're good to you.
She doesn't see the real person.
She doesn't see who they really are
because to her they're like super nice and yeah that's true plus she's busy so like she's also
probably not keeping up with all the colleen lore like what you're making the slime yeah
sometimes i feel like they are not you know what i mean because like okay i think about this too
right it's like okay they're not watching but it's like sometimes I feel like they must, right?
Like celebrities probably want to watch like drama about their friends, right?
Because they're people.
They're probably more normal.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Like she's busy, but she's on a private jet, right? She needs something to do.
I mean, you don't think she's scrolling through like the ukulele apology reaction videos?
I feel like you can't miss it.
I feel like probably her gay friends are showing it to her.
But I feel like she's probably not seeking it out.
Really?
It's hard to imagine like someone being not chronically online or like plugged in but i think a lot of
people like well-adjusted people are probably yeah i'm chronically i guess i am chronically
online because you see a lot of stuff i guess i was before this but now more than ever like
literally this morning once again moz gives me a debrief he's like listening to pop culture
podcast i was like what was that what it was called or what you're just listening to pop culture
it was news oh he was like oh you gotta see this what it was called? Or what? You're just listening to Pop Culture? No, no, no. It was news.
Oh, he was like, oh, you gotta see this. You gotta see
Simon Wilde and the caption and this. I was like, oh my god, I didn't even
hear all this stuff. But we do have a lot to talk about at the
Team USA. But before we do, I feel like we should talk about your
Panda Express experience. This morning you had fried rice,
which I want fried rice. We should do PF Chang's today.
It's not far. It is
very your impact, because I think you had fried rice
for breakfast last week. Yes. And I remember you
posted it, and then I had leftover Panda Express from yesterday.
And I was like, you know what? Let me just eat this fried rice. I was feeling a little like, I'm just like
a little unhinged, I think, in general, just from working.
I basically work two full-time jobs. That's really the tea. It really is. So there's some days where
I'm like just tired the house. And today I was just like, I went to the gym
for, which I didn't even tell you.
I had a brand deal that I had to shoot for my first one.
Yeah.
But is it technically a brand deal?
It was just for free clothes, which I'm like, this is also a lot of work that I'm doing
just for free.
Oh, you should definitely get paid because people get paid for way less followers.
You know what I mean?
Like people with literally a thousand followers say they give a thousand dollars for TikTok,
which is like more than I get.
I was like, like i'm sorry shoot
i don't know why i swore so mad about it i'm serious people with a thousand followers are
getting a thousand dollars to like show their receipt and i was like oh my god like how good
for them you should get paid for your work so you're not getting paid no and i was doing it
i was like this is kind of a lot of work i had to like wear this outfit oh my god to shave my arm
it's a tank top too so i like shave like shave my arms. Did they ask you to?
No but I just was I felt like
too Wolverine-y because I was like
so like. Very in right now. But I'm like
okay let me shave my arms. It was so much work. I go to the gym. I have to
ask someone hey can you like take videos of me
or whatever. Why don't you bring your boyfriend with you? It was a whole thing.
We go to different gyms and he also doesn't wake
up until like 10am so.
You ask a random stranger to be like can you film this for me?
It's like a gym acquaintance. It's not like like a random stranger like we have chats every now and then
that's confidence about i don't even know um it's a gym gym gym gym yeah i like that
took your video um is it a big brand or smaller brand um kind of it's big it is it aloe no can you
imagine i'd be so excited i'd be like send me those free clothes aloe it's chloe kardashian
adjacents yeah i didn't know if we could say money though they got budget you should tell
me next time i'll be like now that i know how to get brand deals because definitely i'm doing
for free too who sends us stuff for free and i'm like that's fine i'll take a bag of buns i'm like
give me that free food.
I don't care.
But you should definitely,
yeah.
But I love them.
Yeah,
I was just like,
let me like,
I thought it'd be good
like dipping my toe
because I haven't done anything
ever like disassociated
from my DMs.
I'm like,
sure,
let me try it.
And then today was like
the last day I had to do it
because I had to do it this month.
And then as I was shooting,
I was like,
this is kind of a lot of work
actually.
Like,
hmm.
Yeah.
But.
It's not just like a, here's some clothes they sent me here's some clothes yeah that's yeah they shouldn't give you guidelines if it's for free they should be a post would be great yeah yeah it was like they
were really like intense guidelines i would do three instagram stories it's a whole thing
but anyway so i was like so tired today but i had to go to the gym and like do this little
content thing and then i was so tired i literally just like did the content
left because i'm like i can't work out today i was so tired maybe we should bleep out the name
since they didn't pay you i know that's what i was thinking too yeah if they paid you and then
you also get a little shout out you know yeah that's a good one that's a good yeah that's a
good uh for everyone listening i guess they'll see it i love it i love it oh my god but i was
so tired so i literally just like shot and I left.
And then I had like my two Celsius and then I was like still just like tired and wanting
to eat something.
So I had fried rice.
And then after that I had a little ice cream for whatever reason.
And this was also like 8.30 a.m. by the way.
It was a little crazy.
What kind of ice cream?
It was the ice cream sandwich, like an Oreo ice cream sandwich.
I had like half of it.
Oh, okay. I love that. I love like half of it. Oh, I love that.
I love eating half. We were talking about that
because you said you had a honey string chicken that was like 150 calories.
And I was like, that sounds so good from Panda.
But if you get the Kung Pao chicken at P.F. Chang's, it's like
900 calories, but if you only eat half, it's 450 calories.
That's the hack right there.
Exactly, yeah. So good. I want it now.
I wish there was a Panda near us, or a P.F. Chang's
near us. That sounds so good. Yeah, it is a trek
because it's all the way by me.
Because I was telling you, I went to like my
faux-Zempic doctor and I was up two
pounds and they like had to up my
dosage because I think I'm just a bad like look
for faux-Zempic. They're like, okay, it's been
like six months and you're like, come on now.
I wonder if they take anyone off of it. They're like, this is not
working for you anymore. Obviously, I know. They're like,
damn, like we need to get you off of it.
Aww.
It made you gain weight? You're like, that faux need to get you off of it um it made you gain weight you're like that's ozempic i would have stayed the same no association they're gonna like thank god i don't know the proper brand otherwise like it'd be like a me
undies we have no association with oscar from just trish she's gaining weight on this that would be
me for sure and if i took oz up i would be for sure the one that gains weight or like doesn't
lose weight or something yeah it, it's, like –
It's hard.
It is hard.
Even with – even, like, when you're on it, I guess.
So I'm just, like, the wrong person to ask if you should, like, use it or not because it's, like, hardly working for me, truly.
Well, if you need 120 grams of protein a day.
Yes, that's the gag.
My doctor was, like, make sure you're having at least 120 grams of protein, which –
No.
Okay.
That's crazy.
I think I'm having around there, i don't know i don't really
measure which okay it actually kind of makes sense why i gain weight because i really like
we muck bang a lot but there's a lot of cakes this month every other week no what do you mean no it's
this month it's been every other week we had a muck bang no we had one we had wendy's wendy's
and we had but the wendy's one was wendy's and crumble and the Sabrina Carpenter ice cream. Okay, that's intermittent fasting.
We did it all in one day.
And I feel like we've been good on our muffins.
And then we do our popcorn this weekend.
Are we just having just the popcorn?
Yeah, we're having just the popcorn.
We're playing a hulking bag of food.
No, I'm getting it all.
I know, it is hard.
You know, well, it's fine.
I do consider it intermittent fasting because after that, I'm like, I'm going to have grapefruit
that night.
You know what I mean?
So it's kind of intermittent fasting.
I see a headshot over there.
Did we forget to do it?
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yeah but i have to clarify and i feel like i have said this everything the second headshot is only
on the producer tier because i may such like do they get both and i was like no but i feel like
from the beginning i've always said it says in our patreon yeah also if you support team america
oh yeah it's very olympics yeah fourth july olympics i know all of a sudden we're like
anyways we'll get to that we're like everyone, everyone's Team USA, but like any other time.
Yeah, everyone's like, oh, everything's USA, and I bought it from Waffle Run.
You also get the Church Emoji sticker if you get the headshot and your producer tier.
You'll get that in the mail.
So the headshot and the sticker comes in the headshot tier, and then our producers get
their name and their credits.
A handwritten note on my note cards from me to you.
You get double the headshots this month, plus the sticker.
And the new frames are from
Amazon. They're so cheap on there. Maybe we should sell the
frames too. They look cool.
People like
frame them. Someone posted yesterday all their headshots
and they framed them on their wall. That's iconic.
I love that. I want to come visit everyone's house.
Yes. If someone had every single
headshot framed, I'll come visit your house. That's so
cool. I would love to see.
I would take pictures by it. That's's everything and i'm thankful for you guys truly i'm thankful and our hundred
episode i did long cash i was just so thankful i was in a thankful mood that day i was like oh my
god this is like we did it you guys i felt really i felt like i won the presidency to be honest i
was like this is very cool it felt like an oscar speech when i was not you oscar but the oscars
i felt like i was i won an award all of a sudden and I was like let me just say hi everyone it's kind of like after the 100 episodes we kind of
realized what a significant moment it was yeah yeah we didn't like you know but after everyone
all the guests yeah we've been here commenting Jake Johnny everyone commented I was like oh
it's so nice like they were all excited about it so yeah in the moment I feel like they kind
of breezed by with the confetti yeah actually yeah yeah. But actually, yeah, it was a big deal.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It was.
It was very exciting.
I was like, you know, sometimes you look and you're like, oh, wow, we actually did a lot.
And we've been consistent.
And we've been good.
And it's been great.
The other thing I got to show real quick is our shoe cam.
In honor of Galinda, I have my Jimmy Choo sparkly.
These are my 37s.
I got these before I was pregnant with Malibu.
So they're kind of snug. But they're very, very cute. I was pregnant with Malibu. So they're kind of snug but they're very
very cute. I squeezed my little feet into them.
And they're giving Galinda. They're giving
Nessa. They're giving
Yellow Brick Road. Silver sparkles.
Because I think in Wicked I think the shoes are silver.
I don't think they're ruby red. I don't know. I could be
wrong. But I love them.
They're cute. I'm going to wear them to the Wicked premiere
this November. So got invited.
Can't wait to go.
Jonathan Bailey actually invited me himself.
He's like, do you want to be my plus one?
I didn't even ask Moses.
I said, yes, absolutely.
Would you let me go?
My hypotheticals again.
Would you let me go?
Well, I'm going with Ariana Grande.
Oh, my God, no.
What?
No, because, okay, right.
Well, I guess she's a man now.
Yeah.
Okay, fine.
Well, yes. Does that really mean anything? a man now. Yeah. Okay, bye. Well, yeah.
Does that really mean anything?
She's going to go with Ethan Slater.
I'm going with Jonathan Bailey.
I wonder who he's going to bring.
Do you think he'll bring a date or do you think he's too big of a star
where he's like, I'm doing this solo?
I feel like he would just do it solo.
Really?
Yeah.
I don't think they'll let him bring a date.
Who?
Who's they?
Universal?
They, the people in power.
People always bring dates to premieres.
What do you mean they wouldn't? No, not really. Wait, really wait what yeah if you're the main star on the red carpet they want you
why would they give the light to somebody that's bringing someone with you if i was the star of
wicked i'm going by myself i'm like okay yeah here i am like yeah take pictures by myself like
that's what i mean but you i would bring you like you could be there with me but i'm like okay i'll
have my solo moment but or with the cast or whatever. That always happens.
It's like,
I don't know why it runs with Kim Kardashian
and what's his name?
Oh,
he,
yeah.
Wait,
when did they,
but I thought even they
were on the red carpet
together at the Met Gala.
But she was like,
move away?
Well,
for sure,
because bottom line is like,
the outfit speaks,
right?
And if a guy has like
a less than outfit,
it's just like,
you don't want,
like Kim Kardashian
when she went to Maryland
dressed like,
obviously you don't want
Pete Davidson next to you
in the picture,
you know what I mean?
But I feel like most people know that.
Most plus ones know they're the plus one.
They step aside.
Right?
Or they just never bring dates.
Is that it?
I feel like they only really bring dates if they're in like a high profile like relationship.
But if it's like low key or they're single, then it's kind of just like they show up solo
or like with their team usually.
I feel like I always saw Hugh Jackman's wife.
Like I felt like I saw her everywhere.
Well, they were married for a long time.
Oh, so if you're married.
So you can't just bring like a casual date?
You can, but no one really does.
Like obviously like Ryan Reynolds, Blake Lively is going to be there, you know, because they're like a marketing duo.
Or like Matt Damon will bring like his wife, even though she's like kind of low key, but it's because they've been married forever.
Oh, so he's got to be married for a long time.
Even like Taylor at like her Eros tour movie premiere, like didn't bring Travis, you know.
And they're so high profile.
Yeah.
They would have.
That's so weird.
Do you think Ariana's going to go with Ethan?
That's what I don't know.
They've been so, so, so low key.
But I think like by then it would have been a long time of them together.
Right?
Yeah.
So and.
They both are in the movie.
Yeah.
They're both in the movie.
And I feel like they'll probably want to like. Maybe that's why they're saving their big reveal for the movie
to help advertise it more yeah do you think i think people would be like happy about it you
know what i mean by then yeah and that time would have passed right i love it i love the idea of
glinda and bach getting together because bach's obsessed with her and she wants nothing to do
with him and then like at the premiere they're together like that's so iconic and good for him
when i saw these was it at the olympics with him. And then like at the premiere, they're together. Like that's so iconic and good for him. When I saw these, was it at the Olympics?
I think they put out like a new trailer where they got more headshots.
And because you never saw the guys.
We never saw the guys in the trailer.
So this one, we're seeing Jeff Goldblum, Jonathan Bailey.
And then we see Ethan Slater.
And I was like, he looks kind of the same.
Like, you know what I mean?
Like, okay, it's a fantastical world and everyone looks a little different.
But he looks like himself.
Well, how's that like mythical look to him?
I don't think you can change that face much.
I mean, but like his hair even.
They kept everything the same.
Everyone else had to like do a transformation.
And he's just like Ethan Slater, you know, which I love, I guess, recognizable.
But it was crazy.
Why did they not make him more?
He just has that like fantastical look to him.
He does have a.
Yeah.
It's like, you know, sometimes you just look like the character.
I guess that's why he was casted.
I'm excited for it, actually. I got excited. I got a little chills when I saw it. I was like, OK know, sometimes you just look like the character. I guess that's why he was casted. I'm excited for it, actually.
I got excited.
I got a little chills when I saw it.
I was like, okay, good for him.
I love that he made it.
And Bok is an iconic character, so I'm very excited to see it.
You remember how I said Jonathan Bailey only plays intelligent roles?
Well, this one he's quite literally without a brain because he's the scarecrow.
Spoiler alert.
I don't know.
It becomes the scarecrow because he has no brains, and that's like his whole thing.
And so I was like, wow, he's's gonna be a dummy this time and i love to
see it because there's something about a male bimbo that i'm just like yes i love it and he's
too smart like fellow travelers i don't even know what he's talking about like there's so many
conversations about politics i'm like i have no idea what you're talking about but he looks smart
and he has glasses he kind of looks like you in it and then this one he's like dumb and no glasses
and i like it but bowen yang has glasses in this one which also kind of takes me out of oz i'm like
why do they have glasses
everyone can see in Oz
until they go to the Emerald City
they all have Emerald glasses.
There's no visually impaired
people in Oz.
Oh, well,
if you put it that way
then I sound like
I'm eliminating
a whole group of people.
They all have contacts
in Oz, okay?
They're all magical
students.
Like, that's the whole thing.
So it's like,
you get to wear glasses?
You know?
I guess Harry Potter was too. I guess maybe magical people do wear glasses. See? Yeah. I guess. They're magical students. Like, that's the whole thing. So it's like, you get to wear glasses? You know? I guess Harry Potter was, too.
I guess maybe magical people do wear glasses.
See?
Yeah.
I guess.
Okay.
Well, I'm excited.
Are you excited for it?
I am.
Yeah.
I'm excited because the cast just seems, like, so good.
I think today they just, like, showed a sneak peek at, like, Ariana's doll.
Like, the Glinda doll.
Yes.
And, like, the merch is going to be really cute for it.
And it's, like, the Gladiator Wicked thing I feel like will be fun.
No, that's not happening.
I hate that they're trying to make the Appenheimer Barbie thing happen.
They are.
I feel like they are pushing it a little too much.
But I think it'll still be fun.
Do you think it's going to be as big?
I don't know.
I feel like you can't redo Barbenheimer because Barbenheimer was like kind of –
it was done out of like pettiness and like I don't know.
That's – you can't really like repeat it because now I feel like people know that you're trying to like mark it kind of it was done out of like pettiness and like i don't know that's
you can't really like repeat it because now i feel like people know that you're trying to like
mark it off of it yeah i think paw patrol and saw try to do that what it was like saw patrol or
something oh that's cute though it was a good name but like i didn't work yeah so i feel like
you can't like repeat it because it was just an organic thing that came out of pettiness you know
but now it's like they're trying with this but i don't like that i'm like repeat it because it was just an organic thing that came out of pettiness, you know? But now it's like.
They're trying with his butt.
I don't like that.
I'm like, no one cares about Gladiator that much.
I know you do, but.
I only care because the guys are like hot in here.
But the guys in Wicked are so much hotter.
All three of them.
Bowen Yang, Ethan Slater, Jonathan Bailey, all outshine whoever the Gladiator people
are.
Paul Mescal and Pedro Pascal.
No.
Pedro Pascal.
I love him.
And Joseph Quinn?
No. First of all, Pedro Pascal, not a bad way. way dad bod you know what i mean he's definitely dad vibes like it's like your dad is in the movie
okay that's cool and even slater is i mean is what even slater is alto tenor realness he's every
yeah well you know i well do a poll do a poll right now jane doe. Well, do a poll. Do a poll right now. Jane Doe in the comments.
Do a little poll.
No, you just say, in my opinion.
No, it's a fact.
It's a fact.
We're going to poll people to see.
Allegedly.
No.
In the comments below, leave if you're Team Pedro or Team Ethan Slater.
I would love to see that.
No, it would be like Team Pedro.
It's like Jeff Goldblum.
It's like being like Jeff Goldblum's a hottie.
He is a hottie, but like comparing those two make more sense.
And then maybe who's the Joseph Quinn to Jonathan Bailey?
Jonathan Bailey?
I think it'd be Paul and Eskow versus Jonathan Bailey.
But that one, Jonathan Bailey, I'll give you.
That one's a tough call.
Yes.
But Pedro and then Joseph Quinn.
Pedro versus Bowen Yang.
I mean, I love Bowen, but I feel like Pedro is.
I think he's definitely.
Is Pedro more like a cat, like a face?
Because I think it's like
the cats and the rats.
It's two different groups of looks.
Pedro's a cat? No.
Yeah, he's kind of like...
He's like a puppy, I feel. He has more of a puppy face.
I don't think he's a bad looking... He's the best looking of all three of those
people you said. But you don't even know
Paul Mescal. I know. Okay, one or two.
And I think Joseph Quinn's attractive, obviously. But he gives me like, yeah, 80s vibes, like Stranger Things. That's all I think about. people who said but you don't even know paul mescal i know okay and i think joseph quinn's
attractive obviously but he gives me like yeah 80s vibes like stranger things that's all i think
about you know what i mean i can't see outside of it jonathan bailey transforms bone yang transforms
ethan slater and he's what you don't like him he has range if he played spongebob and now he's
playing a tin man like that is a range which i don't think pedro pascal could do he just plays
superheroes and like last of us he's always like the same character, right?
Like Last of Us,
he's the same character
as he was in that movie
with Nicolas Cage
we saw as he was
in Star Wars.
He's kind of playing
like a tropey guy
that tropes through the world,
you know?
A tropey guy
that tropes through the world.
Yeah.
I mean, he does play
a lot of like moody dads,
I give you that.
Yeah, okay, thank you.
Yes, I don't know
if he's a moody dad
in Gladiator.
I think he's,
oh no, Joseph Quinn
I think is Caesar.
I don't know who he plays
in Gladiator. I just know he has one of them little skirts on same with paul miskall they have those
skirts their thighs are out yeah and it's working so you love the thighs i do love a thigh person
i love a thigh let's hit that kfc i don't want to see those thighs you have good thighs though
i'm not a thigh like what do you think about when you think about thighs like why is it attractive
i honestly don't know i just like a big thigh i think that's
why like olympics too everyone's all like going crazy because it's like the thighs they all have
little outfits like all the divers and the gymnasts and stuff so guys are just out and about
maybe they think they're gonna like crush your head or something like if you sit on your face
one tiktok guy who like crushes watermelons with his thighs that's the thing i think about yeah
but to me it doesn't like turn me on to be like, oh, you could crush my face?
Like, what are you crushing?
A guy, maybe it's different, like,
if you're sitting on it, and, like, you like to be
crushed more. I don't think a girl wants to be crushed
by thighs. What do you think if they're stuck camping,
and they have a watermelon and no knives?
Yeah, you could crush it with your knife. That is impressive. For survival.
That guy is impressive. I'm sure he's not in a movie. That guy's impressive.
That's true. Yeah, he should. Strong.
Yeah, and that's why, like, doing my little brand deal or whatever, fake brand deal,
and thinking about, I was like, I'm going up against all the Olympians right now.
Like, the timing of this isn't good.
Ooh.
Because all the Olympians, like, walking around, I'm like, what the hell?
Who's your favorite?
My favorite right now is that one on the U.S. gymnast team.
Stephen.
The one with the glasses.
Yes, that everyone loves.
What's his name?
Stephen Neterovsky.
I think, close, yeah. Yeah. He's all over my timeline superman yeah he is very clark
oh he wears glasses why is everyone wearing glasses now it's crazy and you can wear contacts
it's 2024 i don't know he i think i don't know if he i think his condition he can't yeah so sorry
oh my god i'm so sorry like physically he can't just has some, you know, sensitivity with his eyes.
Yeah.
And his glasses.
He said when he does the pummel, he doesn't see.
He feels with his hands.
I was like, ooh, tea.
Yeah, that's very.
I felt like I was him today because I can't wear glasses obviously when I do my makeup
and I can't see what I'm doing.
I just like guess.
That's why sometimes I feel like I look a little crazy because I can't see when I'm
doing it.
No, you don't look good.
Wait, you can't see when you're doing it?
No, because my vision is so bad.
So I just kind of am like guessing.
I have to get like really, really close, which is, it's hard sometimes.
Wow, you do a good job.
I kind of just like, I feel it out.
So I'm a lot like Steven, for sure.
Do a side by side.
Yes, I can see it.
I can see it.
It's just the glasses.
You should cosplay him.
I am doing a little, we're doing a little Olympics theme next Monday.
A little bit.
Nothing like crazy, but Moses wanted to get medals or something and I want to wear my Skims Olympics outfit.
So maybe you should come and cosplay as him.
What did you guys get?
The leotard?
Oh, yeah.
We need a little leotard, I guess, and the glasses.
But I think he's my favorite.
He just seems very sweet.
And I love his girlfriend.
Like they do little TikToks together.
They do the apple dance, which I love.
You love apple dance.
Yeah. I do love it. I do I love. You love apple dance. Yeah.
I do love it.
I do love it.
But yeah, you're right.
Maybe I should.
Yeah, okay.
How come we haven't done it?
Because no one's paid me a lot of money.
And I don't know the dance.
Yes, you do.
That's the dance.
Wait, there's a, no, there's something that starts with it.
Oh, it's a, no, there's something that starts with it. Oh, it's like, I see, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun.
And then it's, then it's like, I see the apple down symmetrical lines.
It's a kind of scary, makes me just want to try.
Yeah.
I love it.
It's a good dance.
It is actually good.
It's catchy.
He has a girl, I'm surprised that he said he had a girlfriend because I feel like everyone loves him so much.
I feel like it's like taking someone to the premiere, right?
It's like, oh my God, don't say that.
Why you just won Olympics?
I think they already went like very public before the Olympics.
So you can't like undo it.
Because I think their social media like footprint is pretty obvious.
Because their anniversary is on July 4th.
So they just celebrated their anniversary.
And he's an Olympic athlete.
He loves America.
She's a gymnast too.
I don't know if she's on the Olympics team
but she's also a gymnast
so they have that in common.
Is he little?
Is he short?
I think all gymnasts
are little.
They're like all short kings
is what I read.
I love it.
Especially this sport.
Right?
Yeah.
Because the leg is going over that.
If you're too long
you can't do that.
Okay, that was wild.
That was actually
that made me want to buy the Olympics.
That's why I bought
all the stuff from Ralph Lauren.
I was on I literally Googled like Team from Ralph Lauren. I was on, I literally
Googled like Team USA merch.
So I was on, you know I love Fashion Nova. I got the Fashion
Nova already though. But I got the Ralph Lauren. I got
a Skims. I think Bloomingdale's
had stuff. So I was like buying all this Team USA
stuff. So all of a sudden we're going to have all this USA. Oh,
NBC Store has like this bomber jacket I got. I'm like, when
am I going to wear a jacket that says like USA?
Especially with the elections coming up. Everyone's going to be like, we hate USA.
Right now we love USA. You have that shirt already. I was like, damn, I wish we had a Team USA says like USA? Especially with the elections coming up. Everyone's going to be like, we hate USA. Right now we love USA.
And you have that shirt already.
I was like, damn, I wish we had a Team USA shirt for you.
He's like, I got one.
I was like, when did we buy that?
Because we're not those people that wear like American flags.
We're like, yes, USA.
You know, but now everyone's so USA.
And you know what?
Steven got me on board.
I was like, you know what?
They won the gold medals.
We should partake in this.
Bronze medal, but yes.
Wait, what?
He helped get them the bronze, but it's the
gymnastics, the male gymnastics
team for the U.S. U.S. male
gymnastics team first medal in 16 years,
but it's bronze. That's the first time they even
got one.
Oh. That's impressive now.
Yeah, I thought, wait, what?
Yeah, so that's why everyone was like going crazy for him
because he came in clutch and then helped them get a medal period a bronze but still oh no but it's the
first time they were able to get one in 16 years i guess if the rest of the team were better they
would get maybe a gold yeah damn he had to pick up the slack everybody i guess wait that's so sad
because the women's they be getting the gold yeah that's interesting okay look so good because i
could never get a bronze obviously
but like it's interesting everyone celebrates it so much because it's in bronze third place like
no again amazing but also like but you get to be on the podium yeah and if they haven't got one in
16 years i think if they got gold like last year but like oh good you got bronze but the fact that
they haven't been able to get anything in so long it's like oh yeah i see uh- I see. Uh-huh. Okay. I like it.
I think we should celebrate
like third place
and you know,
what's those other ones
where they just give trophies
to people?
Participation?
Yeah, participation awards.
Yeah, participation awards.
Love participation awards.
Me too.
I love it.
I think that should be
celebrated more.
But I'll tell you what,
back when I was a kid,
like when there was
the one, two, three,
I remember people would
boo the third place.
What?
Yeah, I wasn't even third place
so I'm not saying anything about it
but I remember people would
boo on.
They're like,
boo, you suck. And then the second. They're like, boo, you suck.
Oh my God.
And then the second would get silver, like boo, you suck.
And then whoever was goal was like, yeah, get it.
So that's us like, shuck.
Well now we know why they do the participation trophies and they stop doing that.
Jesus.
I love it.
I don't think I ever got a participation trophy, I don't think, but I wish I would've.
I would've loved it.
It's like being a background actor in a musical.
It's kind of the same thing.
It's like everyone should just get a role because if you don't get a role, you feel
bad.
But okay, well, great.
Honestly, they have a lot of... See, the patriarchy again. It's kind of the same thing. It's like everyone should just get a role because if you don't get a role, you feel bad. But okay, well, great.
Honestly, they have like a lot of – see the patriarchy again.
I've seen more about the men's gymnastics teams than I have about the women's gymnastics team.
Really?
Yeah.
The only thing I saw was someone by us who I love and I saw her little like vault thing.
I mean amazing, but that's all I've seen.
I know every single member from the men's gymnastics team.
I know everything they did.
I see this guy all over the place flipping his legs and I was like, it's good they got a bronze.
But like why don't they talk – I guess they get a lot of hype, the girls' gymnastic team.
But what I saw was, like, they're talking about doing TikToks after.
And I was like, why don't you show what that girl did?
Like, I want to see who's at it.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, that's true.
Because out of the, like, women's gymnastics team, you're right.
Like, I see a lot of Simone.
And I feel like she's really the only one I, like, recognize, by the way.
Me too.
Yeah. recognized me too yeah because i but also like it's i think she also just made history as like
the most awarded uh women's gymnastics in the u.s history whatever so i think maybe that's also why
like she's just so iconic and good yeah yeah for sure damn like obviously she's gonna be like
the star yeah you know but you're right like i think the other guys like i heard a lot about
what's the other ones on the mail brody brady I heard a lot about. What's the other ones. On the mail.
Brody.
Brady.
Yes. I heard a lot about him.
Yes.
Me too.
I know every single.
Like.
Like I never knew what they even did in gymnastics.
And I could tell you.
Like everything the men did.
And the girls.
I like don't know.
Like now I know what a pummel is.
I know what a dismount is.
Like I know all this stuff.
And I was like.
Okay.
That makes sense.
You know what I mean.
But all the other stuff.
I don't know.
Simone is great.
Like that's amazing.
She is amazing.
And I love Simone.
Like everyone's saying. Simone Biles husband. by the way redeemed himself right did you see him
keeping score for her in the audience oh her husband yes what did i say boyfriend oh no i
just didn't hear you oh yeah are they married i don't even know they're married oh they remember
he was mad mad that people are people like simone biles husband he's like no like she's lucky to
have me you remember that whole scandal yes but he redeemed himself because he's like keeping score
like it was cute i didn't see that i I feel like, and maybe it was set up,
because everyone in the comments was like, growth.
We love to see it. And I bet he did that.
Because people were looking.
From what I heard, with his team,
in his contract, he put it
in that he will go to see her in the Olympics.
That they will let him go.
To mobile's husband? Yeah.
So for him, it was a big deal to go and support her.
What's his contract?
Football.
Oh, oh.
Because they're all in training camps right now.
And like you have to stay there and like be with the team or whatever.
Yeah.
Okay.
Well, I love that.
I literally thought he was a stay-at-home husband.
I had no idea.
Okay, I get it.
Then he has a little bit of an ego where he's like, I'm also a football player.
Like, okay.
I don't know his name.
Do you?
No.
See?
He is Simone Biles' husband.
But I think if he didn't say
that thing about like being like she's lucky like i'm the prize i think people would have been so
hard on him but i don't think there's also anything wrong with calling someone someone's husband
do you like most like that's trisha paytas's husband like it just depends where are you from
if you're in the football world they know him if you're in gymnastics you know her if you're in the
water world they'll be like oh that's that's Moses' wife. I love that.
That's everything.
Yeah, I don't think it's bad when people say that.
I don't know.
I would like, you know, being someone's wife.
I don't know.
Yeah.
I think it only becomes problematic if, I mean, especially for celebrities or whatever. It's like if the girl in the relationship, like their accomplishments get like diminished
because they're with like Pedro Pascal or something.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
Like, say he's with, like, you have, like, an actor that's with a really, like, critically acclaimed, like, Oscar-winning other actress.
And you're like, you only care about, you know, being Pedro's girlfriend or something.
You know what I mean?
Then it's like, oh, you, like, diminish the air.
But it's also, like, a thing where, like you were talking about earlier, like, like men having it being judged a little bit more
being able to judge men more it's also like history has been so unkind to women so it's like
you know you can take it a little bit but i feel like um sophie turner just did like an article
like i think it was this week where she said that she said um the focus was just being like the
jonas brothers wives oh yes and she that was always about she felt like a plus one which is
like crazy because i'm sorry like sophie turner to me is so much more relevant than joe like joe jonas is that the one
she was with yeah i like know nothing about joe jonas i know they were like big but i was like
i for sure would know priyanka over nick and i definitely would know sophie over because she was
in game of thrones don't you think that's more more uh viewership than like the jonas brother
i don't know maybe not you can tell me i think, especially like around the time, like for the time.
Like the Jonas Brothers around that time weren't really doing much because this was before
I think their comeback.
Yes.
So for the time, definitely Game of Thrones was more relevant.
I think they helped.
It was one of those couples where like they helped each other be more like pop culturally
relevant, I think.
But for the, once the Jonas Brothers got all big it was like Priyanka
Sophie and then Danielle
they were like the Jonas
wives whatever
that's what they were like
being marketed as
and like they were in
the Jonas Brothers
music videos together
like they were really
pushing the Jonas Wives
club
really
that's a good movie
Jonas Wives Club
I like it
so I think they were
like marketed
just as much as like
the JoBros
I don't know
I don't know if they
like the JoBros marketing team was like oh let's also push this don't know i don't know if they like the joe
bros marketing team is like oh let's also push this angle you know that's kind of weird especially
when they're like i could get like daniel like i love i was just watching clips with the jonas
brothers i guess he had a reality show with her yes on e did you watch it no they're like clips
on tiktok now and it's kind of interesting but i didn't know anything about her and stuff like
that so i can kind of get that more so like she's really just all about being a wife and like doing
like cooking and stuff like that so i kind of get that more but like someone like Priyanka and like Sophie who had
like big careers like I know I wouldn't like that I actually maybe I'm trying to think I guess if
not Joe Jonas though it had to be someone really famous like Zac Efron like being Zac Efron's wife
okay I'll take that not Joe Jonas but it was weird like I I she was like 20 when he slid in her DMs
and I was like oh and he's like 26 and like all that stuff I got her she pregnant really quick. And I'm not saying like blaming him for that, but I'm just
saying like all that stuff was just a lot. Anyways, I like that article because people were coming
like so hard on her, being like, she's not talking. She's with another guy, all that stuff like that.
And meanwhile, she's like, Joe's a really great dad. And I hope we have Christmas together. She's
doing all this nice stuff. And they were just trying to paint her as like, she never sees her
kids. The kids are with Joe. Like all this stuff. I was just like, ugh, I hate that. I hate when
they try to do it. So I like the article. I don't know where it was. I think Vogue.
Oh.
Iconic.
Or British Vogue, I think.
One of the Vogue's.
Both iconic.
I would be in either one.
No, I love her.
I don't know how we got there.
We were talking about the Olympics.
Was there, oh, the Italian swimmer.
I know him.
Everyone was talking about him.
Did you see him?
No.
Was he the one that,
like he had the trunks
that like look kind of see-through?
Maybe.
Was that him?
I don't know.
That I didn't know.
Everyone was like, he's hot. I was like, okay. I-through. Maybe. Was that him? I don't know. That I didn't know. Everyone's like, he's hot.
I was like, okay.
I know.
There's so many that are just like hot.
And like I'm sure very, very good.
But a lot of the times I just see like, especially like my FYP, it's all just like hot guys in
little, you know, singlets or like little trunks, like making hot faces.
You know what I mean?
Like they just look hot.
What's a hot face?
You know the original Olympics, they were naked.
Yes. I read that. Yeah. I mean, mean all the drawings if you look at all the drawings that makes sense because i think they always was about people appreciating the body the you know those athletes
bodies and everything as they should honestly because i don't even think it is like not
appropriation what's the word if you just google someone's body what is that called like if you're
only focused on the body um object like objectifying yeah i don't think it's objectification because it's like they
worked so hard on those bodies i feel like i would also want to show off my body if i looked like
that all of them all the gymnasts men women swimmers men women also for speed i would feel
like it would help although i don't know a guy like a guy gymnast do you think they tuck
because he probably gets in the way right i think it's like just so constricting the like yeah
i guess gymnasts too you can't boobs probably because you're like flopping everywhere i think
also like everything just like constricts you right just like keeps you all tight i think i
wonder if they like tape them down or something because you just think you'd get better i don't
know like aerodynamics yeah yeah like the less resistance. For sure, yeah.
Because I think that's why swimmers are always shaped.
It's just like, that's what helps them. Nowadays, yeah, they design
all the clothes to help them with their performance.
Definitely. They should do Naked Olympics
if that's how it was in the olden days.
That'd be great, right? People would watch that.
There we go. They have naked
basketball, but that's something else. Really?
Oh. Like where?
Hmm. I'm trying to think if I would like that. I don't know if I would. Not naked basketball. I don't want to see Tristan Thompson naked, but that's something else. Really? Like where? I'm trying to think if I would
like that. I don't know if I would. Not naked basketball.
I don't want to see Tristan Thompson naked, but I would.
Tom Daley, okay.
Simone Biles, yes, but
those guys are just so
huge. Although, probably
talk about schlongs, they probably do have, I don't know.
Because they just seem like,
I mean, it's a fact. It's not even like,
they seem to, you know, get around a lot to different women, so they probably just have like an insati it's a fact. It's not even like – it's not even whatever. They seem to get around a lot to different women.
So they probably just have like an insatiable penis or something where it's just like –
Yeah.
I don't know.
I think it would be a lot of movement.
Like especially like the dribbling and then you're jumping and like – yeah.
I don't know.
They're sucking each other's face.
That would be wild.
I don't want to see that.
I definitely don't want to see that.
I don't know.
Yeah.
I don't think basketball.
I think the aquatic sports maybe because that's a little bit more agile. I don't even think gymnastics because then you're flipping around. I don't want to see that. I definitely want to see that. I don't know. Yeah. I don't think basketball. I think the aquatic sports maybe because that's a little bit more agile.
I don't even think gymnastics because then you're flipping around.
I don't know.
That's like things would be flying.
That's what I'm saying.
They must – right.
That would be a lot harder.
Uh-huh.
Like doing the pommel just naked.
It's just like what?
Like yeah.
I guess you squeeze it in between your legs or something like that.
Ooh.
Naked Olympics would be so much fun actually.
Because I think one of the – yeah.
One of the swimmers who – it was like controversial because his trunks were like obviously like really really
tight but then they were like patterned with dots and stuff so it looked like nude illusion and
there was like controversy over it like he looks naked but then everyone was like well back in the
day they would swam naked you know so that's what i'm saying why do people get offended if something
looks naked it's like we're all naked yeah and I was like zooming in
I was like is it see-through
and I'm like
I don't like actually see
any junk
it's just like
the way
it's like white
but then the orange dots
that are around it
and it like had the illusion
of being nude or something
but I'm like
you can't see anything
that sounds fierce
I would wear those trunks
that's cool
little orange dots
made of nude
that's so weird
yeah that's
it's like an optical illusion
kind of vibe
I guess that's the only thing I could really see i was really like trying to do my journalistic
duties of zooming in on the crotch to figure it out but yeah who was it one of the swimmers
maybe it was that italian one i forget everyone was just talking about that guy and i was like
who's the hottest country you think who has the hottest people i don't know maybe brazil i feel
like brazilians are always hot i don't know any brazilians what like famous bra hottest people i don't know maybe brazil i feel like brazilians are always hot
i don't know any brazilians what like famous brazilians i don't know about famous ones i
just know that every time i've seen like photos yeah and it's like brazilians are just like
hot i don't know something in the water in brazil i guess it's like a big country so the probability
of hot people yeah that makes sense especially like once you get to like olympic level i'm sure
you're saying like the hottest of the hot that's true i know that's what i know about different countries
like the italian person i'm like why does he look so different obviously he's hot but it's like they
look so how come countries look so different like you can tell when someone's russian you can tell
when someone's true like why does people's faces look like all the same in one region and americans
look the same even british people you can spot a british person like you know it's like how come
they all look the same for the longest time they didn't mix for the longest time mix what does that
mean like have different races didn't mix and people stayed within their own but then the
original of their the origin of their differences comes from the geography of it because like if
you're like in antarctica you know your skin is going to be different your eyes are going to be
like the conditions you live in then if you live in af under the sun. So it develops based on where you live.
Because like languages too.
Like how did we all just start speaking different languages?
Same thing.
Like in really hot climates, speech is very fast.
Oh.
And when you go to really cold climates, it's very slow speech.
But I guess like what I'm saying is like Adam and Eve, right?
They spoke the same language.
How did people just start branching off?
I don't know if Adam and Eve should be like your bookmark for like historical.
I don't know.
What does science say?
There's a bunch of people here?
It's the story of Babylon,
the Tower of Babylon.
No way that's true.
This biblical story is like
they build a tower
and God's like,
you're getting too close.
Let me give you all
different languages to speak
so you can't understand each other.
I was like,
that definitely did not happen.
Love the theory.
If someone knows,
like even scientists,
you know me,
I don't care if it's faith
or science,
let me know why,
either biblically
or scientifically, why we speak different languages.
Because what's the scientific theory of why we're here?
Like Adam and Eve is faith-based.
What's the science theory?
The Big Bang.
Which is the same.
So like two people have to come here and procreate, right?
I guess so.
So it's the same thing.
Big Bang Thing.
I did so much soul searching and the spiritual journey.
It's all the same.
Because like God too.
It's like, boom, seventh day.
Like it's created.
Like so it is the big bang theory like boom
It's here big thing boom a light is here like you know, what did you say? La is here?
You said boom la is here day i was like what is it yeah and god created hollywood yeah on the seventh day boom i was also
thinking this morning too we were talking about one of my glam people he said that he's like native
um indigenous to mexico like his you know his family's indigenous i was like do every country
because they aboriginals went to australia i'm learning all this today and glam i didn't know
so i was like was australia conquered by someone like christopher columbus i think the british maybe
i know australia oh my god a lot of geography talk my least favorite subject because australia
was their prison yeah they shipped prisoners over there all the people in australia are basically
descendants of prisoners of criminals oh my god get kim kardashian over there the reform is
happening um i don't understand though like okay so wait so they shipped prisoners there but like
okay so what does that mean so the aboriginals that were there i think they're all like were
native aboriginals there but they also like shipped like prisoners over there was it lepers too i
remember something with leper leprosy the disease what is that i is that? I heard of it, but what is it?
It's just like,
what is that?
I mean, I think from my understanding,
it's like people,
they're deformed.
Like they have
their skin condition.
Yeah.
It's like almost
like a more intense
chicken pox.
And they just sent them
nuts?
Kind of smart, I guess.
It's kind of like
if like quarantine,
like they should just
put everybody.
Right.
It was,
but it was the other way around.
Somebody was sick,
they would send them away.
Quarantine everybody else from them. them hmm they should have done that with covid
and then it wouldn't have spread so much if they all were just quarantined i think they did in
china they locked people into their homes really like literally welded their doors shut oh my god
that's that's smart honestly kind of smart people here were just still going on hinge dates and all
this i was like okay everyone just stay inside. All the influencer parties.
Yeah, Bryce Hall.
Everyone just at Saddle Ranch.
It's like that's how we spread it.
I feel bad for the lepers then.
Did it end leprosy?
I think leprosy is over.
It was in the 1800s.
Ooh, like British and Arab.
Oh, yeah.
Queensland in the 1800s was Australia's last leper colony.
What year?
It just says 1800s.
Well, we need to know if it's Lincoln or Bridgerton.
I need to know what era.
I have to subscribe to the Brisbane Times.
Oh, no.
It's a dollar.
Too much, no.
If I'm paying you $8 an hour, I can't afford another dollar.
No way.
Okay, well, let us know.
That's crazy. So then who conquered mexico
you know what i mean like did every country get conquered and then the native people like it's
kind of sad when you think about it right like it is sad like everyone just got conquered
but who's the original conqueror like who's the original changes every century there's a different
empire and it changes okay so okay christopher columbus was like british right or europe is their natives to britain is their natives to england yeah yeah hernan cortez conquered mexico
in 1521 he's just he was from spain i think a lot of conquerors are from spain yeah but again that's
that was one of the empires but then the british after that so are there natives to spain i think
every country has natives every country has natives
so who's the original
conqueror
that took the land
from somebody
do you know
I wonder who that was
like the first person
to conquer
this is our land now
when we go back
what we go
Rome
Greece
like those are the ones
we know of
you know
well some of them
probably conquered Rome
so where's the native Romans
it's just crazy when you think like
where did all start? Yeah, where are the Egyptians?
People that actually built the pyramids, where are they?
Because it's not the people that live there now. Right.
But the recent
theory is that there's
basically there's an alien race that
seeded all different DNAs around the
coast of the different... Seed? What?
Alien race? Is that what you said?
Yeah, that we're basically all
like a dna experiment and all right that sounds good to me
oh do you know do you see andy cohen and alex cooper commenting on the olympics they're the
commentators by the way oh they like the official mbc commentators which is like
they know nothing about sports and neither do we but honestly what oh they like the official mbc commentators which is like for what the official commentators
they know nothing about sports and neither do we but i'm like honestly what like you think they
would have people like um michael strahan right who was like a host but also from the athletic
world so you think you would have like that these two like clearly don't know sport i love both of
them not andy cohen i love alex cooper andy cohen i guess whatever but it's like he like did you see
the one where like the German – what was it?
Was it – she was a soccer player.
She like got injured and she was like on the floor and she's just like crying.
He's like, what?
She's crying?
That's bad sportsmanship.
What?
Yeah.
No, I didn't see that.
Like the other person that was in the room, not Alex Cooper, someone else was like, oh,
like she actually was like injured.
And they're like, oh, I'm so sorry.
Like he was like – and I was like, why would your first thing be like why is she – like
I get it.
You're from like the Real Housewife world. You think it's like everything's dramatics. But it's like this girl was like so injured. And he's like, wow, like'm so sorry. Like, he was like, and I was like, why would your first thing be like, why is she crying? Like, I get it. You're from like the Real Housewife world.
You think it's like everything's dramatics.
But it's like this girl was like so injured
and he's like, wow,
like that's dramatic.
That's not sportsmanlike.
I was like,
why is he commentating?
Do you know what I mean?
Obviously, I would be the same way.
Like the guy from Bravo?
The guy that...
Yeah.
He's commentating on...
Yeah.
Him and Alex Cooper are like the hosts for Peacock.
Which is like so weird, right?
I was like,
well, we could do it next year.
But I was like,
very, very random. He's NBC. So I guess that makes sense alex cooper i don't know maybe they're like
the girly commentators like if you're going to peacock it's like love island and then you can
watch like the girlies comment on the olympics because i know that for like the gymnastics team
they had like former gymnastics comment commentate wait who what they were no like for
like the simone biles one when they were like narrating that commentate whatever they had like
former olympians yes yeah that makes sense yeah so maybe they have like different channels where
you can like the super bowl you could have watched like spongebob comment on the super bowl or you
can watch really sports people comment on the Super Bowl.
Oh, so they're like the SpongeBob.
Yeah.
I think they're like probably the SpongeBob version of it.
We could have done that.
Oh, 100% we could have done it.
How come we don't get asked for these things?
Well, he doesn't have an in.
Like he, like Andy is a part of the family.
So it's like, it's like, that's why Kelly Clarkson's there.
She's NBC.
Kelly Clarkson was there?
What was she doing?
I think she's also commenting.
She's like hosting
the show from there.
She interviews
all the Olympians.
Yeah.
She would be
an industry plant.
If we didn't see
her beginnings,
I would think
she's an industry plant.
Because how is she
everywhere?
Once you get skinny,
you get everywhere.
You're plugged
in every place.
That's good for her though.
Well, technically
she got her show
before she got skinny.
Oh, she did?
Yeah.
Really?
Because she only got skinny
this season.
She got skinny. No, there's no way. She was chunky she only got skinny like this. Recently? Yeah, this season she got skinny.
No, there's no way.
She was chunky on TV?
Yeah.
Wow. Because on The Voice she was a little bit bigger.
Then she got the Kelly Clarkson show.
She was still a little bit bigger.
Really?
Yeah.
Because I think she's on season two or three of that show.
Wow.
Okay.
I love that.
I didn't know.
I should watch that then.
Yeah.
I like that because I was thinking about that today how there's no like plus size host like
Rikki Lake was back when I was a kid.
And I was like, oh, I loved Rikki Lake because she like looked like me or whatever.
But, oh, Kelly Clarkson. Okay. Who else is, I i guess um see jennifer hudson's also skinny now yeah sherry shepherd's also pretty she's skinny yeah she's pretty skinny
i guess you have to be skinny i think you do because anytime i've ever even gotten like close
to like being on tv in some capacity like oh have you ever thought about like losing weight or have
you ever thought about ozempic yeah like recently even maybe like last october they're like oh have
you ever thought about taking ozempic and i was like no actually all the time of course like what a
weird thing to say and i said they probably don't want to put like big people on tv because you
never really see it but yeah and then they all get skinny i guess i guess you see yourself on tv and
then you're probably like i look fat like let me lose weight i probably would do that too because
if you notice like british and too they all like lose weight and like they probably like look at
themselves like oh i could be skinnier or something yeah especially i feel like with like fittings and stuff like you
probably when you see everyone else around you being cute little skinny outfits it's like us
if we're in a fitting with brooke and tana and they're like in the fiercest outfits and then
they're putting us in like yeah cap tans i know i didn't think about that they were wearing
something cute the other day and i was like i can never pull that off oh god it's just like
but at that point like i can't even it's not even I'm gonna even try to be skinny because if I'm doing a fitting with
Brooke there's no way I'm gonna be if I eat if I don't eat today I can look like that it's like
no if I don't eat for like you know me personally if I didn't eat I'd have to stop eating for the
rest of my life to be that skinny you know what I mean she's works out and she's very like health
oriented I'm not but yeah that would be over for me. I don't know. Speaking of though, like I also love the – one of the female rugby players on Team USA.
I think her name is Alona Meir.
She's like the girl on TikTok and she's like very much like body positivity vibes because she gets shamed a lot about like –
she's just like bigger because she plays rugby.
So she has like a lot more muscle.
So people like comment on her talking about like, oh what's your bmi like blah blah blah meanwhile she got
the damn olympics for rugby like she's fierce yeah that's so stupid oh my god yeah and she
clocked it she was like honestly like i talked to my doctor about bmi and obviously like my bmi was
gonna be higher but that's because i'm an athlete like i have more muscle i have to eat more blah
blah blah and i'm at the olympics and you're, blah. And she's like, and I'm at the Olympics and you're not.
Like, she's like,
she's so fierce.
That's so true.
Because even like
trying to clock someone's health
when you're an athlete
is like,
what are you talking about?
Clearly they know.
Oh, God, people are so annoying.
And it's like,
what do they look like?
Do you know,
all these people that comment,
it's like so freaking annoying.
It's like,
what do you look like at home?
Like, the body thing is so annoying.
Yeah.
Meanwhile,
then like the,
the chocolate muffin craze.
Have you seen that?
I love chocolate muffin.
Wait, have you seen the Olympic chocolate muffins?
No.
Where are they at?
Oh, in the Olympic Village.
Can we get them?
Can someone send it to us?
If you're at the Olympic Village.
Ooh, please send it to us.
Can you please send us the chocolate muffins?
Yeah, they're taking over.
And one of the Norwegian Olympians, Henrik Kristiansen, he's like the muffin man of the Olympics because
he makes all these TikToks with these chocolate muffins.
He's like obsessed with them.
He always carries them around like in his drawer next to his bed is like all the chocolate
muffins and they look so good.
Where can we get them?
Ask Stone's Bakery if they can make us chocolate muffins.
Oh, yeah. That'd be fun. We can do a trying Olympic athlete's favorite food. That's what we should Yes. Oh, where can we get them? Ask Stone's Bakery if they can make us chocolate muffins. Oh, yeah.
That'd be fun.
We could do a trying Olympic athlete's favorite food.
That's what we should do.
Oh, yeah.
Because Michael Phelps liked McDonald's chicken nuggets before he would swim.
So I wonder what like Simone Biles' favorite food is.
We should look that up.
That should be our future.
What's Michael's?
What's his name?
Stevens?
Yeah.
Yeah.
We need Stevens' favorite food.
Why don't you DM him?
Okay.
He's on TikTok.
I think he is, right?
Or at least his girlfriend is is his girlfriend's the one that
posted the apple dance really okay maybe i'll try and dm her i feel like we need to know his
favorite meal simone biles's favorite meal and who's the other one we said um oh the muffin man
yeah what's his name henrik christensen i need these muffins i love muffins they look so good
someone on tiktok even like made a recipe like of what they think it could be we should bake them yeah i mean it doesn't look that hard it's it's like a flour
cocoa powder espresso powder um sugar avocado oil vanilla extract greek yogurt chocolate oh my god
that's so many ingredients i know i was thinking moses could do it because he measures i'll do it
really yeah please babe that would be amazing can you okay that'd be such a good patreon video I know. I'm so bad. I was thinking Moses could do it. Yeah, Moses could bake. I will. Because he measures. I'll do it. Really?
Yeah.
Please, babe.
That would be amazing.
Can you – okay.
That would be such a good Patreon video because you could like do the ingredients and like how to make it and then we could – it's like that girl on TikTok that gets served
by her boyfriend.
He always makes dinner and he serves it in front of her and it's like then she just
eats it.
I'm like that's the dream job.
I always tell him he should do that.
Oh my god.
Let's make chocolate muffins.
That would be so good.
The Olympic Village chocolate muffins.
Yeah.
They look so good because they're like big and like thick but then there's chocolate chips on top and like a little bit of like – it almost looks
like a little bit of chocolate syrup.
I think it's like melted chocolate that's like oozing from the top.
I want it.
It looks so good.
Moses can do it for sure because he's like so good at measuring.
Like baking it to measure and I can't measure it.
Yeah.
There's a lot of measurements in this recipe.
Yeah.
That's – I don't know at all.
It's – I would love it.
Oh, God.
And he's an Olympic athlete?
Yes.
What's he do?
What's his –
Let me see what his sport is.
I think he's something aquatic, I think.
Let's see.
A lot of aquatic sports in the summer.
Was there skateboarding or something in the Olympics?
Yes.
I was like, okay, random.
Oh, yes.
He is a swimmer.
The swimmers always eat like crazy food.
Like I told you, Michael Phelps would eat like McDonald's.
Because you burn so many calories.
Yeah.
So you have to like eat a lot when you're swimming.
Michael Phelps had like 20,000 calories or something.
Yeah.
It was his daily calorie.
Didn't you do a video like that? Eating like Michael Phelps or something? Or just eating Phelps had like 20,000 calories or something. It was his daily calorie. Didn't you do a video like that?
Eating like Michael Phelps or something?
Or just eating 20,000 calories?
20,000 calories.
There was like a 10,000 calorie challenge, which like now I could crush for sure.
But it was so hard.
It was so hard.
But I think I could do it now for sure.
We could do that.
We could do that for sure.
We could do the 20,000 challenge and each of us have to eat 10,000.
Poor Oscar.
I know.
I'm sorry.
See?
This is why I want to do it.
That is like abuse. Okay a calorie i would do it
if someone like literally if a company was like hey we'll pay you a thousand dollars per pound i
would lose a hundred pounds instantly you know what i mean i definitely could do it for that i'm
like very money motivated and a hundred percent i do it. Why don't you just pretend
that you're getting paid a pound?
Because I won't.
I know.
Maybe.
But it works the other way around, right?
When people lose that much,
then all the companies come
and be like,
hey, join our campaign.
Here's.
Ah, tea.
Okay.
Well, probably won't happen.
I'm losing a pound a week.
So technically in two years,
I'll be down 100 pounds.
I'm okay with it, honestly.
I'm going to do that grapefruit.
I do grapefruit three times a week. It's working,'s working okay it's working and i want to keep with it not
after the chocolate muffins moses brings a muffin every morning for breakfast i'm like this is
probably why i'm not losing weight because that's half my calories for the day but we did do toast
we switched to toast and bananas i'm like that's a little bit better because we were eating cake
we were eating cake too nothing bunk cake the coconut cake it's been a lot of cakes this month
i know we're gonna we can tone it down, I guess.
Birthdays coming up until September.
And no anniversaries, I guess.
No big episode milestones,
really. Unless 120, that's kind of
big. We celebrate every 20.
120, 140.
Just like Malibu.
Happy birthday every day.
Every day is a birthday. That's true. That's true.
I love that.
I love a chocolate brownie
or a chocolate muffin.
I'm getting hungry.
It's like,
everywhere in Glam
we talk about Taco Bell too
and I was like,
the crunch,
oh no,
I think they have a gordita
at Taco Bell.
Is that right?
Yeah,
that sounds right.
Yeah,
I think they have a gordita
and it's like 360 calories.
What's in it?
Beef,
lettuce,
cheese.
That sounds skinny.
Oh,
I think it's chalupa.
I think it's the one that's
like a soft breaded taco oh yeah it looks so good um and we always have a taco ball and i'm like oh
i had it last time after the it's not even up yet i filmed a video after our last hot topics and i
was like i think it was because i had a phone call at four so we couldn't go out to eat and i was
like i was like would you want to just order mom later i'm like i think i just want a taco bell so
i got a grilled cheese burrito and it was so good. It's really amazing. It's 700 calories, but you know.
So good.
Yes.
This is a really random hot topic, but I am excited about it.
I got called in.
Well, I might have to do jury duty.
And then I was thinking, have you ever done jury duty?
Oh, no.
You've never had to do it?
No.
That is wild.
How do you know if you have to do it?
You got a letter.
I don't know.
The thing is, I truly, I don't like check mail that often.
And I throw out like half the mail.
I've always done this.
So I don't know.
When we were not even together, we were just dating, I would come over and I would see
piles of mail.
I was like, you have letters there from the IRS.
Have you ever opened those? I never did no i don't know somebody on the flip
side of that i used to get checks from like saying i used to throw those out too because i thought
they i don't know you still do she never like i give her like she gets checks for like nathan for
you and all kind of shows yeah i throw them out i'm just like well he opens them now so now i'll
cash them but when i used to get the mail for real, it would just stack, and I would throw like half of it out.
So if you get it through the mail, then I'm screwed.
What happens?
Oh, my God.
What happens if I got it?
I don't know.
I guess I should check the mail.
But also, like, can you do – if you're a public figure, can you do jury duty?
Taylor Swift had to do jury duty a couple years ago.
She probably did it as a PR for jury duty.
Look how relatable I am. I am doing jury duty. I don probably did it as a PR for jury duty. Look how unrelatable I am.
I am doing jury duty.
I don't understand it.
Can you imagine
the criminal
like, oh my God,
what did I do?
Hey, listen.
I would probably
just try and get out of it.
I'd be like,
I don't like fat people
or something.
You know what I mean?
That's what I would do.
You know,
I had a friend
who had to do jury duty duty it was like it was
on a case for like two weeks because it was like a murder trial or something i don't understand so
you have to do jury duty you have to at least like get called in like if you get a letter
you have to at least like check the website to see if they need you and if they need you go
to see if you might be selected out of the pool okay so where
can i go to see if i was ever selected how do i find no idea i just know you get a letter and
then they tell you to check a website but if you haven't got the letter then that's crazy because
like irs as i know like the taxes like you can go to a website and be like okay that's how much you
owe this is like your property taxes like it'll tell you all this so it's like how do they not
tell you first something you have to go to the jut like the court website but it makes you put in
the number that you got in your letter well so i don't even know if you can just like is it certified
do they hand it to you in person it's just in the mail in the mailbox how do they expect anyone to
see that like seriously what see even us most get the mail but like once a month so what like they
want me now yeah once a month we get the mail don't we maybe twice a month i'm like can you
get the mail the mailbox is full so things start overflowing out which doesn't happen that often to us and
it's just like no one gets checks in the mail anymore everything is like a wire so it's like
what's even the point of checking the mail she subscribes to anything if she goes to a website
and asks you do you want to get emails and junk mail she's like yes yes yes yes of course so all
of our mail is junk mail it's like this big stack of like emotional stuff.
It's just like the cookies.
I always say accept cookies.
You don't have to do it.
I'm like, it's fine.
Like, what do I want to do?
Reject and they don't let me in?
Like, I'm like, yes, give me the cookies.
I don't care.
Well, think of it as a mail diet.
Right.
No more cookies.
No more mail, no more cookies.
Yeah, I never check the mail.
So that's stupid.
And they also should just like, if you're in a lawsuit, someone has to hand it to you.
You know what I mean?
So if they really want you.
Yeah, that's okay. Wild. So you're going um i don't know i have to like put i think it's in a couple weeks i have to put my thing in then they like the day
before or something and then see if i have to show up can i write you a letter to be like i need him
here because that's crazy that's like you just miss work yeah usually i don't know what it is
for all companies i know ours i think you get like five days of paid leave if you're on jury duty but like what if you're on there for like a month
or something i don't know yeah that is wild i don't know how it works i actually they would
never i would go to the jury i would never want they would never hire me for jury duty because
i would literally just say i want to be famous like i want to write a book about it you know
what i mean i only want to be on a murder trial so i can write this book afterwards and i feel like
those intentions,
they wouldn't let me there.
Or maybe you'll be like in that show
with the Jury Duty show.
Jury Duty show, yeah.
That could be you too.
That looks like fun.
Like I would like to do that
if Jury Duty was that,
I would do it.
I feel like they would never
put me on a case
because I have so many biases.
Like if it's a guy
versus a girl,
I'm going to say
the girl's an assent.
You know what I mean?
So it's like,
I don't know.
Be like,
I hate men.
Yeah.
Straight men.
All men.
It is a curse to be attracted to men. So all men are annoying. I'm gay,, I hate men. Yeah. Straight men. All men. It is a curse to be attracted to men.
So all men are annoying.
I'm gay, but I hate men.
Yeah.
I'm straight.
Well, I guess I'm fluid.
But if I'm with a guy and I still hate men, you know what I mean?
They're like, well, Moses.
But he's also not considered a guy.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I guess I shouldn't stop saying that we're hetero because we're not really.
You know what I mean?
Queer.
Yeah.
I feel like we've all had explorations.
I'm just water.
So whatever category you want to. we've never just strictly been with male
female yeah or non-gender so yeah i think we would not be selected anyway but it still would be like
a waste of time just need to show up and then just to like get rejected and i think it's a lot of
waiting around i hear like you just wait around they can reject you yeah so what's the point i
know you get in the you get there then there's like a pool of people and then they select like six out of like 80 of you whatever absolutely not yeah oh my god a
rejection is something that's like i never even ask anyone to hang out because i don't want to be
rejected much as they summon me and then like actually not you and i'll be like you called me
oh i'd be pissed it's like dating jury duties like dating i don't want to i shouldn't say that i
could probably come in the mail or something like that i want to do it but i don't let me not put that i don't care to do it either way i would
do it i wouldn't hide from it but i need to see it in person like i can't put in my mailbox because
i'm never checking that so the last time i got it it was right before covid and i remember like
then they closed the courthouses so i got out of it um because it was literally like march um and
then by the time i had a check to see if i
would go they closed all the courthouses and then i think they just did zoom for the trials or
whatever i don't know oh yeah i did a zoom for some legal thing i remember they did a zoom for
me and it was during that time that is crazy when you think about the covid time like i remember
like my birthday in the covid when that guy showed up to my house and like literally like had a gun
they like arrest him and then let him leave because they couldn't hold him yeah i was like
oh okay so weird i guess that's when all the mayhem was happening, like all those looting and all that stuff
was happening.
Oh, yeah.
Can't do shit to me anyways.
What a weird time that was.
Weird time, but yeah.
At least I got out of jury duty back then.
Hopefully I don't have to deal with it again this time.
I would want to be like on a cool case though, like a murder trial or something.
I was going to say, you, our extended podcast this week, you were really getting into the true
crime of it all.
Yeah.
Is that going to be the title?
I thought about that.
I was like, you should title this our first true crime podcast.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, I guess I will.
Because they're so popular.
So I was like, that should be it.
We really went into true crime on the extended that comes up.
Oh, Wednesday.
It came up yesterday.
So it's like we really went in on it.
And you were really smart.
You knew like all the facts, all the details.
Like there's some cases I get really into and then I watch, like, a lot of, like, YouTube
crime videos on it and then I just, like, know a lot about it.
I hate it.
But, I don't know.
The case would have to be kind of interesting, I guess.
Some of them are just too long.
Like, I wouldn't want to be, like, gone for two weeks on that case because they put you
in, like, a little hotel or whatever.
That's crazy.
I think.
I wouldn't know from the Jury Duty show, which was not real, but that's as much as I know
about Jury Duty.
They were stuck in a little hotel for, like, weeks. It like weeks it was in studio city that was a kind of bougie one
it was kind of where the air one is and stuff like that yeah it's kind of everything that's
kind of boosh but they were stuck there like but with james marston i would love to be on jury duty
with a celebrity that'd be so much fun what if i was a celebrity though and people like i really
love your videos i'd be like oh thank you but then you have to be with them all the time which
i love but also because you're meant to someone to constantly be like, I love your videos.
I love this.
And it's just like, I guess that would be fine.
I guess I would be okay with it.
What if it was a hater?
Jury duty mukbang.
Right.
They're like, can I eat with you?
I guess it's fine if I'm a fan.
But I think like, what if we get like a hater and they're just like.
That's true.
You're stuck with them.
Yeah.
They're like, you suck.
I'm like, yeah, I guess so.
And then you would have to like be off of the podcast while you're on this
trial absolutely not i have a podcast i have a duty that's crazy no i would never cosplay in the
criminal they're like wait why does the juror look like yeah i just show up as all the juries
from like the the only jurors i know are like the amber heard johnny depp jurors and i could dress
up as them or like i guess simpson oj sim had popular, but I wouldn't want to cosplay them. I guess the jurors didn't do anything.
I guess I could cosplay them.
Maybe morbid.
Yeah.
I don't know.
I don't like, even when we were talking about the true crime on the extended podcast, like
that night I like literally couldn't sleep.
I was like, I hear something.
I hear like, I just could not sleep.
Like I hate hearing stuff about it.
Even just you retelling me.
I was like, I don't want to hear about this.
It was so, it was too much.
I think I'm just nosy.
So I love to know like all the details or whatever. you know those i don't get paired in order to just
get like more prepared i guess i'm like just in case like here's my taser you know i'm very
prepared yeah i'm always prepared but and that's without knowing it i just don't like yeah i like
to pretend things don't exist which you could call it ignorance or privilege or whatever i just like
don't want to have anything you know yeah i like to be in a bubble where it's just like i'm going
to the premier jonathan bailey and we're I like to be in a bubble where it's just like I'm going to the premiere with Jonathan Bailey
and we're having British and tea every morning.
Like that's it.
And you're hosting the Olympics.
Yes.
Oh yeah.
For sure.
I think we could next year.
Or in three, four more years.
It's only every four years?
Yeah.
Well the summer one.
I think the winter Olympics are in between there but.
No one cares about those.
Yeah.
We want to do summer.
Yeah.
For sure.
What are we.
Actually I don't know. The idea of being layered up sounds nice. That to do summer. Yeah, for sure. Actually, I don't know.
The idea of being layered up sounds nice.
That's true.
Otherwise, you have to wear leotards or whatever, you know?
I like the idea of wearing more clothes.
Maybe the winter.
Where's the winter going to be?
I think Utah.
Oh, my God.
What?
I think.
Wow.
I mean, you need snow and ice.
Oh, right.
Do they always have a place in Utah?
No.
Didn't we talk about Utah last episode?
Because Ballerina Farms was Utah.
Oh, yeah.
People were like, I don't care about this person.
I'm like, same.
Same.
Yeah, I don't know.
People were telling us about it.
I know.
There is a Hulu show with a bunch of TikTokers coming off called The Secret Lives of Mormon
Wives.
Have you seen that?
It's like a trailer.
You don't follow like Mormon TikTok?
No, like the trad wives?
Yeah, kind of. There was a group of
I feel like you would remember this like a couple years ago.
There was a group of like Utah moms
that all kind of looked the same and they would always do dances together.
And then it was a big scandal because they were like all
swingers and then they all got divorced.
I kind of heard about that. Like Frankie Taylor
Paul was one. And they had like kids and the kids
were in their TikToks and like, you know, they all kind of looked
like each other. Like the husband and wife. Everyone looked like each other. And it was like kids and the kids were in their TikToks. And like, you know, they all kind of looked like each other, like the husband and wife.
Everyone looked like each other.
And it was like this big scandal.
The swinging thing happened.
I think she got – did she get arrested for domestic violence against her new boyfriend?
Yeah, it was like – she's really scandalous.
I like her though.
She seems to be like she's trying.
Like I think she had alcohol problems, whatever.
But anyways, they talked about the show for so long.
We got a reality show.
We got a reality show.
And it's like finally coming out on Hulu.
And I'm like, good for them, first of all, theseiktok people but it's like the secret lives of mormon wives but i'm like i think even mormon if you can be you can be on
tiktok if you're mormon right i i think you're thinking of amish oh so we get those confused
but i did see some amish girls do the apple dance on tiktok
i think they're fake there's no way people Amish people are on TikTok. Instead of the drive, they did like a carriage. Like they were like on the horse.
They're cosplay.
They're cosplay.
Because there was the one real Amish girl and she was like in danger and stuff.
Yeah, for sure.
I feel like there's no way.
And how do they have the electricity to charge their phones?
You know what I mean?
You know, I just feel like that's not real at all.
But what if an Amish person invents electricity all over again from scratch?
They can do that.
What are they, Norah Smith?
Making electricity from scratch.
That's kind of everything.
She's going to do that one next.
That would be everything.
I copied my idea.
I like Nara Smith.
I think she's cool.
Well, I don't know.
Last time people were like, you got the Mormons wrong.
And it's like, I don't really know much about Mormons.
Like I said, I respect it.
Oh, someone did say like, no, you got it right.
It's a cult.
So I guess there's both things.
I respect it. I respect even Scientology. Whatever. If you want to be a scientist every religion to some degree is well let's not go that way whatever you want to
celebrate religion's great i like it all no but the thing is also people thought we were thinking
we weren't even taking sides we're just saying like you know it's a such a foreign life to us
that it's hard to even have a process yeah like we weren't defending the husband
or the wife or anything we're just like this is foreign it's like eight kids mormon this is not
a life we know people definitely can never talk about really i guess they always say you shouldn't
talk about religion or politics and i had like i said something about the candace cameron brouwer
thing about her like not like in the opening of the olympics and oh my god it was so divided on
my on my tiktok i thought it was pretty like neutral for the most part and people were like
coming for me christians were coming for me because like it's it is blasphemous non-christians
are like absolutely it was just so divisive i just deleted it within like literally 10 minutes i was
like actually you know what i don't i can't stand candace cameron ray but i was like people are so
divided about it like people were really really pissed really because my argument was like look
i'm like i like i'm down with jesus for sure like you guys know i have i love you jesus i grew up
christian whatever but it's like does j Jesus really care about the opening of the Olympics?
Do you know what I mean?
Like he wouldn't.
He'd be the last person to judge.
He'd be like, you know, and everyone's like, but it's blasphemy.
It's like, well, everything can be said.
Maybe that's what I was thinking when I was thinking about the Instagram thing earlier
of why everyone's like things should be canceled.
They're like, I'm like, everything should be, everything is blasphemous then.
You know what I mean?
Like it's like, what does that even mean?
And it shouldn't affect your relationship with God.
That was my whole stance.
And then people were like really pissed. They're like, no, but it's this and that. And I was just like, I don't know. And then the Olympics were like what what does that even mean and it shouldn't affect your relationship with God that was my whole stance and then people were like really pissed like no but
it's this and that and I was just like I don't know and then the Olympics were like it's not
even religion it's not even the last supper it's not even just like everyone needs to chill
especially Candace can't break her she's like I don't want to talk about this it's like then don't
then don't talk about it but then she goes on to talk about it I was like she just wants and she
was I know this will make headlines it didn't make any headlines but it's like she only does
that for attention and it just drives me nuts and it gives Christiansians a bad name and definitely jesus does not like judge like he
doesn't judge anything he has friends with mary magdalene who was a whore like he doesn't care
like you know what i mean and he doesn't care about the olympics and your relationship shouldn't
care god doesn't care about it you know what i mean like he created all of us including the people
who partook in the olympics including the creative directors including the any performer in that like
he created them so like who cares let them like they're not like killing people which god does not to do god didn't say don't you know dress up
as me last supper cosplay it's like whatever people need to chill and i still stand by it
but it was just so divisive on my tiktok and i was just like and i think that's going on both
sides you know it's like people who like don't care about christianity okay whatever like if
they want to mock it like i don't know unless it's coming from someone who's a christian i don't know
it's probably not cool to mock religion but like, I don't know. Unless it's coming from someone who's a Christian. I don't know. It's probably not cool to mock
religion, but, like, whatever. Who cares? Everyone just be
you. And I don't even think it was a mockery. At the end
of the day, they said it wasn't, so. No.
Yeah, it was supposed to be recreating a
Greek painting. Oh, well, there you go. Of, like,
Greek gods, which makes sense for the
Olympics, right? It's not all that it is.
So everyone's just like, wow, that was the Last Supper.
The Last Supper 8, though,
that painting was so good.
I love it.
I would want to recreate it.
I think that's fun.
Last Supper was a fun –
Oh, my God.
Did I get canceled?
I was going to say.
But it wouldn't be iconic if it was like you but like all the different versions of you.
But I feel like everyone's done that, right?
Like James Charles did that when he was all the different James Charles.
And Tiana's definitely done it with her perfume.
I love it.
It's iconic.
And Taylor.
Was Taylor the original
do you think
that recreated her looks?
I'm sure people
have probably done it
a million times.
Beyonce's done it before too.
Oh.
Yeah.
Beyonce opening.
Did you see that
with the gymnastic teams?
Yes.
She looks so good.
I wanted to do a version of that
but I was like
I can't make it pink
because it's like red, white, and blue.
Oh yeah T.
But she looks so good
with her long hair.
She looks so good.
I love the song.
Oh, yeah.
She looked just fierce.
I wonder if she got paid for that or she just did it.
You know what?
I feel like maybe she just did it because I read that like even Celine Dion and Lady
Gaga didn't get paid for the opening ceremony.
They just do it.
Yeah, they just do it.
Same with like the Super Bowl, I guess.
Like you just think that the marketing after like your streams go up so much that that's
the –
That makes sense.
Yeah.
And also, yeah, that the that makes sense yeah and also
yeah that's
that actually really makes sense
would you perform for free
at the Olympics
uh
what part
like the opening
opening ceremony
um
yeah
it is a lot of people
because it's the whole world
really
right
yeah
but I think I should get paid
they have money
they have budget
you know what I mean
but I guess if everyone's
doing it for free
then I would do it for free too.
Maybe I'd donate to a charity or something.
I would do the Star Spangled Banner for free for sure.
Yeah, what?
Do they sing the Star Spangled Banner there?
I actually don't know because it's global, right?
I think they play the music for each country.
They play their music for them.
It's very Hunger Games.
It's just the music.
From Capital 12.
Don't they play?
Or when they die, they go,
They should do that when people get eliminated.
That's cool.
It's very Olympic vibes, right?
When they die and they just have their face on the screen up there.
It is very Olympic coded, yeah.
I love it.
I do love the Hunger Games for sure.
See, it's a silly, goofy podcast today.
There's nothing too dramatic happening.
No, I don't think so.
I mean, you just gave a whole speech about God.
Oh, the chi, yeah.
Oh, right.
Well, I'm on both sides, everybody, okay?
If you're an atheist, I'm down with you.
If you love God, I'm down with you too.
I'm a Jesus follower.
It's like, also, it's like, you know what?
If you're wrong, if you're wrong about God and Jesus,
who cares? You'll be dead anyways, you know what? And you're wrong, if you're wrong about God and Jesus, like who cares?
You'll be dead anyways.
You know what?
And if you're wrong about whatever, who cares?
I don't know.
If you believe you're going to be in a box the rest of your life, you're going to be
in a box the rest of your life.
If you believe you're sent to heaven, I think anything is possible.
Just manifest it.
Whatever you believe is your reality.
So just make it happen.
I don't know.
I'm for anybody who wants to believe anything.
Just don't hurt people.
Just don't hurt people.
That's what I'm saying.
That's it.
That's I think the golden rule everyone can follow. Tea. Tea. You clocked religions there. I don't hurt people just don't that's what i'm saying yeah that's i think the golden rule everyone can follow mm-hmm t t oh you clocked religions well moses started by saying all
religions are cults i was like let's backtrack and say religions are fine but i also mean like
even culture pop culture culture is the world culture is a cult the word culture is cold it comes from cold like any any any structure that you
basically take on yourself that's what i mean you guys are in the just trish cult
that's so funny yeah um
no no hard transit no easy transition um this is like very i'm kind of gagged by it did you know elon
musk slid into the hawk to a girl's dms to like help guide her through social media life she has
an industry plan no i'm like really like what is going on not sliding into anyone's dms that are
not industry planted that is crazy that's insane so what was it she put this out who put this out
did they get leaked what is she is he guiding her
is she inventing
something new
yeah what does he do
what is the advice
I think Haley said
that Elon's been
helped guiding her
on X
because there were
so many fake
like Twitter accounts
so Elon slid into
her DMs to help
guide her through it
this is definitely
planted because
first of all
like fake
cocktua accounts
like I just don't see
I don't even know
how to find her
it's like what?
And then how did she get a hold of him?
And he's like,
oh, actually let me help you.
Like give me a blue check mark.
I think they were like,
hey, we can promote X with this.
Somebody sold him on promoting X
through this girl.
Oh my God.
Like that's a story you can say.
This just proves that like being,
you don't have to be smart to be rich.
You know what I mean?
I think there's a lot of dumb people that are
because it's like if that was true,
if this story is true,
I just have a hard time finding like Elon
like DMing this girl
of his own like free will
and if he does
then he's like
needs to refocus
his priorities
and ambitions
and not have those
Tesla trucks
cutting people's fingers
off allegedly
still want one though
still thinking about it daily
and she has also
copyrighted
I think
Hawk to a sauce
so I think she's coming out
with a line of sauce next which is like okay I can get by the sauce so I think she's coming out with a line of sauce next
which is like
okay
I can get by the sauce
okay
I guess
but she doesn't want to be
the Hawk to a girl
but she doesn't have
Hawk to a sauce
okay
at some point
you just have to give in
and embrace the meme
she's like
I got an IP
I'm gonna go with it
I just don't know
what IP meant the other day
you just found out
I know that Matt
because I know
Clark and I
he's like
we want the IP
which is intellectual property
yeah well what that's so weird I was like okay random but yeah you just found out I know that Matt because I know Carl and Danny is like we want the IP which is intellectual property yeah
well what
that's so weird
I was like okay
random
but yeah
I don't know
she's definitely
industry plant
for sure
like everyone's
trying to make
talk to a girl happen
like I'm all for it
like if you can make money
whatever
but yeah
she's
kudos mama
yeah
it is just crazy
it is crazy
like at first
it was like whatever like the little tiktok but
now i'm like that was getting weird because it's like a lot so you get like this special call from
elon musk i don't know also i don't know if i trust elon anything but like what it's weird i
definitely don't trust him well you do have a tesla so you guys trust him for your driving i
was literally thinking about that as i was coming here i was like damn like obviously
his trans starter vivian love that girl
like shout out you stick it to the man vivian and call your dad out but damn i also love my tesla
and i'm sorry i'm sorry i do love it i love it i love that it like shows me you know where everyone's
at it has like little 3d models so it shows you like there's cones or people walking or bicycles
or trucks i think it's cool i like it i like the backup camera i like just charging my car i don't know i enjoy it and i also want a
cyber truck but me too yeah elon sucks but i want to say well just think about it this way like
we're actually not just putting money just in his pockets like there's other employees you know
there's people that make commission off the sales of the car you're helping them you're just like
stimulating the economy and just because he like invented it doesn't mean
he's the end up be all.
You know like does he need
like if we've spent
$100,000 on Cybertruck
what percentage of that
is he getting?
Does it matter?
Like he doesn't
he has half a billion dollars
you know what I mean?
I think we can sell
art from artists sometimes
and I think that's where it is.
Because a lot of people
like Harry Potter
but a lot of people
don't like J.K. Rowling.
It's the same.
It is the same.
You got to put it
in perspective like that.
But yeah. And but alsoling. It's the same. It is the same. You got to put it in perspective like that. So, but yeah.
And, but also when I went into the Tesla store to ask about the Cybertruck, the guy was me and the worker.
So I also don't want him to get commission actually.
So don't go there.
Go to like a Lexus or something that has it.
Because our Lexus has it.
Or you buy it like secondhand off like.
For sure.
I saw someone on Facebook Marketplace was selling their Cybertruck.
I would not trust that.
My Lamborghini was sold on Facebook Marketplace for $10,000.
Stolen and sold?
Both, yeah.
Really?
Yeah.
I remember it was stolen.
I think they sold it.
Or maybe it was, like, OfferUp or something.
Like, one of those.
Yeah, OfferUp sounds like a little.
I was like, who buys a Lamborghini OfferUp?
And he's like, it was a good deal.
I was like, yeah, because it was stolen.
He's like, $10,000 for a Lamborghini.
I was like, what?
Like, I was so annoyed. And I couldn't even talk to him because then the police were like, no, you can't talk to him because then it looks like you are, because it was stolen. He's like, $10,000 for a Lamborghini. I was like, what? Like, I was so annoyed.
And I couldn't even talk to him because then the police were like, no, you can't talk to him because then it looks like you're, like, are committing a fraud or something.
Because I was like, he just happened to see.
He's like, yeah.
He goes, I knew it was your car.
He said, like, he was a friend selling it for you.
I was like, oh, my God.
And then we got all the footage.
I was like, oh, this is a mess.
But don't buy a car.
Don't buy a Tesla truck off Facebook Marketplace.
That's for sure.
Go to some dealership, secondhand or something. I still want one too, but. Noelle Miller made a statement that he's coming back
next week on his podcast. So I wonder what that's. With Cody? Yeah, but he said just him.
I said, I will be back, not we. So I think it'll just be him. Just Noelle.
Imagine that's his rebranding with like a glitter, like paint, a mirror ball text.
Yes.
I, that's crazy.
So I wonder how that works.
Same.
I guess we'll be on that beat next week.
Maybe.
I don't know.
I'm also kind of sick of Cody Ko to be honest.
Same.
I'm sick of that beat.
I think also it's just like he's gone.
And I think that, I think that is what you have to do when you just mess up.
I think you just gotta go away.
So like there's nothing more to talk about.
You know what I mean?
Cause him DJing, although if he starts DJing again
we're back on that beat and be like what is wrong
with you? Like I don't know.
That's interesting though. I wonder
how that all happens. Same. I have no idea.
He's just gonna talk by himself. I guess
and how do you like not talk about your mate
over there? You have to.
I think you have to. I think he has to
right? You kind of have to. If everyone wanted Brittany
Broski to say something I want Noelle Miller to say something too You kind of have to. If everyone wanted Brittany Broski to say something, I want Noelle Miller
to say something, too.
Exactly, get that same energy.
Yeah.
Although Brittany Broski
is getting canceled again.
What did she do now?
What did she do now?
It was so wild.
I know.
I kind of feel for her
on so many levels.
So the Charlie XCX,
by the way,
know the name.
Everyone's like,
it's so disrespectful
you don't know her name.
There is a Charlie XQC, right?
There's just XQC.
XQC.
There's Charlie Moist Critical, Charlie XCX, and XQC. XQC. There's Charlie Moist Critical,
Charlie XCX,
and XQC.
Okay, got that mixed up.
And also part of it is my fault.
I always call it QVC,
and I confuse her.
Yeah, there you go.
It just became this thing of like,
not knowing it was the funny part.
That's all.
XCX.
Yes.
XCX.
Love the name.
Love Charlie taking over.
Brat Summer.
We love it.
But she was on Britney Broski.
Did you watch it?
No. Really? I'm surprised.
I thought you loved, like, Charlie and Britney and...
I do. I don't know if I really got into
the, um, the
medieval time. What did...
I forget what it's called. Royal Court. Royal Court. I didn't mean anything by it.
But I just haven't... I like Britney's, like, silly
like Disneyland drunk videos or whatever. Oh, okay.
You're not into the Royal Court. Yeah. Well,
it had another female in there and I love that. She heard us loud
and clear. She's like like let's get another female
and I love it
so I was like excited about it
and the opening joke I guess
is getting cancelled
it was
I guess Charlie XCX has a song
about motherhood
and not knowing if it's right for her
like unsure if she should be a mother
like if she goes back and forth with it
whatever
it's kind of like a pretty serious song
or whatever
and then the opening joke was
Brittany asking her
she's like did you write this
because you're not sure about being pregnant
because you might give birth to a cigarette with eyes?
Oh, that's not – yeah, I don't know.
But, like, first of all, what does it mean?
Everyone was saying that because I was, like, really trying to figure out.
I was like, because – right.
Like, you're kind of like, that's what?
And then also I guess it's like a serious song or whatever.
But then it came out that, like, she didn't even write the joke.
Like, she has writers for royal court and
broski nation she has like writers that like full-time writers that like really allegedly i
guess i don't know but then the writer came out because on this tiktok this girl she's so funny
she's like someone that had like literally like she's not a tiktoker she's like 100 followers
but this particular one about the joke like everyone's like this joke sucks like what the
hell like people were mad and offended for like a number of reasons then a lot of people just didn't know what the joke even was.
They're like, it's a serious song.
She didn't know about motherhood, and you make this joke.
And then the other people were like, well, Charlie XCX was, like, high on weed or whatever.
Like, so Brittany didn't know how to handle it.
And then the other one was like, oh, she's British.
So, like, giving birth to cigarettes because she smokes a lot or something.
I don't know.
I don't know what the hell the joke was.
But then the joke writer commented, which made it like worse.
And then I was going down that rabbit hole.
I think the writer for Brittany Broskos followed me.
Because I remember I was showing Moses and I was like, as I followed back, I was like,
oh my God.
I wanted to DM her for comment, but.
Journalism.
Journalism.
I know, because I was like, wait, I want to know.
Because everyone was tagging the writer for some reason.
They're like, oh, this person actually wrote the joke or whatever.
And then she made a video of the writer and just like ripped i want to know because everyone was tagging the writer for some reason they're like oh this person actually wrote the joke or whatever and then she made a video the
writer and just like ripped this tiktoker apart and was like you don't know comedy or something
like she just like really like went off on it or something i guess britney hasn't said anything
but she was like trying to explain the joke she goes she's you guys don't even know the joke
because she talked about cigarettes or something i don't know what it was and then she went off and
then she like deleted it and that girl got a lot more traction and then she made a follow-up and
was like why are you so like whatever um But yeah, I guess she was getting canceled.
But it would be so wild because isn't like – like I don't know anyone who has joke
writers for a podcast.
Do they?
I don't know.
I don't know.
Imagine Brooke and Tana have writers.
I guarantee they do not have writers.
I know.
And they're just naturally funny.
Not to say Brittany's not.
But I'm like – but Brittany, I thought what started out being funny.
But this is why I'm thinking the memes are like, not to say she's an industry plant,
but they get a lot more push and a lot more promotion.
Kind of like talk to a girl.
Like I wonder what it is.
It's like maybe people see something and they're like, okay, we're going to turn this person
into something.
I don't know.
Not to say, again, I don't think Brittany's funny.
I think she's beautiful.
But it's like she is kind of like everywhere.
You know what I mean?
And then it's like to have writers on a podcast.
I was like, that is so – not to say it's bad or wrong.
I just thought it's like doesn't happen. It's not like a late night talk show you know where you're
like getting jokes maybe because i imagine it's part of like a network or something right because
she has like a set and stuff um also i just found out broski is not her government name i was gagged
by that i just thought it was a coincidence that her last name is broski it's not broski that's
not her government name it's her stage name yes becauseki. It's not Broski? That's not her government name. It's her stage name?
Yes.
Because she's like a Broski.
Can you believe that?
I was watching.
Shout out Amanda Todd Hunter.
She did like a whole like history of the lore of Brittany Broski.
And she said that.
I was like, oh my God.
This whole time I thought it was a coincidence her last name was Broski.
But no, it's her stage name. Oh my gosh, she literally marketed for the men.
She's like, I'm your Broski.
No.
Yeah, isn't that wild? I think she really the men. She's like, I'm your broski. No. Yeah, is that wild?
I think she really, yeah.
She's the opposite.
She only wants me all about.
That's crazy.
To have your last name be broski.
Hey, broski.
And it's like, I mean, kudos, mama.
Yeah, that's her branding.
She got to be with all the Cody Cos and everybody, you know.
That's good for her.
Okay, is that the girl that does the Amanda Todd?
Is she the one that does like the pictures on the wall?
No. I forget that girl's name, too.
But yeah, she does so many things.
She puts you in all of them.
I love it.
I know, I know.
I'm like, stop.
It's like a three-hour dissertation.
But it's like the lore of, like, some random celebrity.
And somehow, like, it's like of Ariana Grande or something.
Yeah.
And she'll put up your cosplay.
I'm like, that's kind of furious.
I love it.
Oh, I haven't seen that.
I didn't know.
I didn't know.
Okay, I like that.
I've just seen ones where it's like, I'm in the title or something.
And I'm like, oh, I do not need this.
No, she somehow puts you into the lore as like you cosplaying as the
celebrity is somehow in there love it because she i think she cosplayed as chapel roan i think that
was like one of the first ones i saw i was like she cosplayed i was like oh that's kind of weird
okay i love it love her that but i always just see those things with like all the different like
strings attached and cross connections and all that stuff like that that's weird that's so crazy okay well yeah but
um yeah i wonder if like the company that's producing it probably has budget for it and i
imagine for a single like a single person show oh yeah it's produced by audio boom studios um
so maybe for like a single person show you kind of need it to be a little bit more produced you
know because look at what's his name harry jowsey i doubt he has a writer for his show and it sucks so i well he's just not funny
like chris delia doesn't have a writer he's doing it himself you know i don't know um i guess maybe
i doubt he has a writer or theo vaughn like it's a doubt he has a writer they have a lot of guests
like britney's like a solo show so i imagine you kind of need a little help like structuring or
whatever and i'm sure like look at like like uh chelsea lately when she was on she had her talk show she's a comedian but she still has people like
helping yeah that's like a talk show like i feel like podcasts are just like influencers like it's
just your personality it's just you know but hers is like it's structured like a show oh is it yeah
it's like she has like topics and stuff and she goes it's almost like you know the opening monologue
of like a talk of a talk show you know it's almost like that but like a 40-minute version of that, you know, maybe that's why she keeps getting canceled
We should having people write like her apology and then these jokes because like people really hated that joke
But then it didn't she even write it
So then do you throw your writers in the bus who did that was a joy co or somebody threw their writers under a bus?
Joe Coy for the Golden Globes. He had like a sexist Barbie joke about Barbie's boobs, right?
It was the writers, not me.
And I was like, well, then hire better writers if you're going to throw them under the bus.
Like what the hell?
Like that's so crazy.
Well, usually it's like a – like it's a collaboration between like talent and writer too.
You know?
So you have – as the talent, like you have the – if you're the one saying the joke, you should have the authority.
But like I don't like that.
You know?
But –
For sure.
Or I guess if you don't get –. I totally didn't get the joke.
But I did go on one podcast that had a writer and I didn't know.
And I remember they kept cutting because the person, the person who wrote the, it wasn't,
I guess they were jokes or more questions.
I guess he just wrote the questions maybe.
But like the person didn't know what the questions meant, like in regards to me.
So then the guy just had to like keep interjecting, like, oh, it's referring to this, this and
this.
And I was like, and I didn't, I never knew that happened. That person was on a network too. And I was like, it's referring to this, this, and this. And I was like – and I never knew that happened.
That person was on a network too and I was like, oh, interesting.
Like so they're having –
Very like us with Ted Nivison.
You being like –
But I do my research.
I literally –
That's true.
You do your –
Yeah.
I love taking some questions too.
But it's like I always make sure I know the person because I never want to be that person.
Because it's happened a couple of times where like I've used your questions and they're
always great questions.
Love them.
But if I never saw it or I didn't know –
Yeah.
$8.
I'm always like, oh, I don't want to ask because you have to explain yeah because if you don't know the full context
and like they ask a question about your question you have to be able to like follow up with it
that's why i do so much research on guests because i'm like i really want to know and if they ask me
no it was this isn't because a lot of times they don't remember obviously you don't remember
everything you say so i'm like i remember this this is the guitar i think i watched her first
ever youtube video and she's oh wait how do you know about that I'm like oh it's still up on your channel
it's your first YouTube video and they're like oh yeah you know so it's like yeah I always want to
like follow up with it but definitely I wouldn't want anyone writing my jokes unless I was on like
late night format but again I would definitely be like I'm not saying that you know what I mean
especially like a joke I wouldn't get which I'm sure maybe Brittany got it maybe they explained
it to her and she's like oh that's funny what funny. What do you think it is? I have no idea because I mean,
I mean,
I know that's kind of like
Charlie's humor, I guess.
Cigarettes?
Yeah.
I mean, it's like, you know,
bumping that like, you know,
it's like drugs, cigarettes,
coke, like bad girl.
Like I think there was just
a video of her doing
coke off the floor
as she was DJing.
I saw on Twitter.
Oh, I didn't know that.
She's like a pretty like bad girl.
Really?
She's just like a cool,
down for anything girl.
I mean, she's the one that
they're doing like poppers with her and stuff
in the club, so. But the
uncontential one where they just stuff it in her face?
I don't know. She like, her
statements about everything, like even when people are making her sign
like enemas and stuff, she's like, I don't care. I love
it. Whatever. Okay, love. So I feel like
she's kind of just down. Modern day Kesha.
I guess so. I love it. Like she's just down.
Okay. But
yeah, I mean, I don't know the context of like the song or whatever though.
So maybe –
Yeah, I don't know either.
Yeah.
But I guess – yeah, I guess it's like – you know people always try to find something
and I feel like Brittany Broski is kind of on this like – the name now.
I can't like oversee that.
That's so weird.
Like okay.
Anyways, but I guess people like now they kind of want to find like stuff to hate on
because I was like I don't watch her podcast like that or definitely not that one.
But I assume something like Royal Court 2 you probably need jokes because
if it's supposed to be in that era I will say the tavern maid is on me I have nobody helping me
right and it's improv it's on the spot actually I don't even think of where the story is going
until it happens so just saying but then when you say something off the cuff like off color
then it's like she said she doesn't have right's sense. Now you don't have it out.
I take full responsibility always.
It's always,
my success is all me.
My failures are all me.
Except this show.
This show I have backup.
Oscar can be my,
well, Oscar said.
Sometimes I said that
when guests are here
when they're like,
what is this?
I'm like, actually,
I don't know.
Oscar wrote this question.
I'm not sure.
Because sometimes I truly don't know.
Oh my God. Anyways, shout out to her though. Is she over at the olympics i'm sure she is i think she is in paris yeah last i saw
booked and busy and unbothered so that's good i guess yeah or maybe she is bothered i'm sure it
probably gets her a little bit i would imagine but no who do you think at the beginning like
ariana granite probably doesn't watch but i think when your like job is being an internet personality
and like the internet is being harsh on you,
it is hard, right?
Because it's like,
damn, this is my whole job,
you know?
I think it's hard
if you're likable.
Like Brittany's very likable
and unproblematic
and then it's probably like harder.
But when you're problematic,
you're just kind of used to it.
Yeah, it's like, okay.
It's actually like,
and then when people are nice,
it's like this added bonus.
You're like, wow,
things feel really good right now.
So, but it has kept me unproblematic.
People being nice to me. I was like, you know what feel really good right now. But it has kept me unproblematic. People being nice to me.
I was like, you know what?
Let me just keep being.
Just not offend anyone.
Yeah, I don't want to be woke or unwoke.
And that's why the religion thing I took down immediately.
I was like, oh my gosh.
But I really was trying to be both sides.
And I still feel like I'm trying to be those sides.
Yeah.
Just anti-Candace Cameron-Burake.
She just was dumb.
But other than that, I don't care about anything else.
You know what I mean?
But even Christians are on my side.
They're like, yeah.
Anyways.
Religion is one of those hard things, I guess, about with anybody i know yeah either way people get mad yeah team team what religion are you can you even ask that
a workplace person i don't know if you can't i grew up catholic i don't really know what i am
now though i guess i'm just somewhere in the middle can you decide the cross we don't have
to do it but you know how to yeah with the right hand yeah okay wow did you do first communion yeah and i got baptized uh what's confirmation all the all the
sex slay for sure no matter what religion you are we did a baptism for malibu and everyone was just
like i can't believe you did this and blah blah and i mean but they kind of just are more like
it's like water right it's very like cleansing it's just like cleansing you as a new person you
know what i mean whether you want to believe it or not i don't know like when you take a shower
i loved it i mean that was such a cool ceremony and yeah and the priest was really interesting
yeah he's like a family friend we've known him for so long and he was good yeah for me i always
think of it more of like spiritual symbolism symbolism yeah communion i'm not sure what the
symbolism is i have no idea either i don't know if i want to eat that it's cannibalism
just kidding if it was actually the body of Christ, absolutely.
Like, give me a piece, I guess.
You know what I mean?
Like, if it's – well, actually, no.
Probably not that.
You'd want to take a bite?
So the wafer symbolizes – and who gets to say it's the body?
Who blesses that?
The priest?
How come he has the power?
I have no idea.
So you're really just eating a wafer?
Yeah.
I like it, though.
I guess symbolism.
The blood of Christ.
That's kind of crazy when you think about it.
Like why are we drinking that?
That is culty right there.
No offense.
You know I grew up Catholic too.
But you're like here's the blood.
Drink it.
It's like okay.
And then the way they chant.
They're like through him with him in the unity of the Holy Spirit.
One glory and honor is yours almighty father forever and ever.
Oh my God. i like it whatever
i like rituals i like i like like the cultural aspects of religion i think it's cool but
yeah okay next moving on
i love it we went in our most light-hearted episode ever it's been a whole
a whole discussion of religion the history of language oh geograph geography race yes
naked nudity we're doing history lessons just what they teach you in school everybody it's fine
i support everyone and if you don't like anything what's fine everything's whatever you want yes
doesn't affect me really what else robert ron jr jr making 80 million dollars over 80 million dollars
over 80 million with a private jet i was like can you just shell do you need the private jet like i
really think that's actually so crazy we talked about last time like pedro pascal needs to get
more role like you know but like 80 million dollars like you know what you could do with
that like 100 million because the directors are making 80 so and they said robert down jr is
making well over 80 for for the two Avengers movies.
It's like you could end world hunger with that money.
And they don't.
Like I'm not telling people what to do with their money.
But he has so much money.
If I had that out there blasted, I made $100 million.
I immediately would go over to wherever children are hungry.
Everywhere children are hungry.
And I would give all that money to like make spaghetti for them or whatever.
It's like so crazy that people don't do that.
Elon Musk included.
It's like you're going to buy Twitter.
But you can like literally end world hunger and you don't do
that like that's crazy especially robert r jr where ireland is all about helping kids right
like isn't that the whole thing is like why don't you be a real life superhero and donate that money
and it's like i'm sure if he did we would hear about it you know what i mean i'm sure maybe he's
philanthropic in some aspects but donate all that 80 million there's no way he needs 80 million
dollars plus if you're getting a private jet like that's just bad so what's the private jet part of it he gets a private jet to
to and from the locations i guess wherever they film yeah he does he never gets to speak again
about climate change or anything related to that that's that's crazy like just just move
just move to wherever the location is and be there for a little while no like does he have a baby to
feed at night or what no i and you me. I'm not a carbon footprint person.
I throw on my underwear after I use it.
But I'm just saying a private jet?
That's actually insane.
Like, that's actually killing our planet, right?
Yeah.
So, what?
He has kids.
Like, I don't know why.
Like, he just pissed me off.
I guess the David Dobrik connection or something.
I don't know what it is.
But you're a superhero.
Do it in real life.
Well, now he's a villain.
So, maybe he's like... Oh, right. Okay. Is that what it is. But you're a superhero. Do it in real life. Well, now he's a villain, so maybe he's like...
Oh, right.
Okay.
Is that what he's getting
the $80 million for
or he's getting it for Iron Man?
I'm sure he's also
going to be Iron Man as well.
I feel like they'll probably
make him be Iron Man
at some point
as well as the villain.
I don't like it.
Okay, so he is the villain.
I'm sure it's probably
like $100 million
for the two movies.
I mean, ridiculous.
I don't think anyone
should get paid $100 million.
I saw, too,
one of the costume designers on a Marvel movie was like oh i made twelve dollars an hour and he's
getting oh yeah that's so that's the key though they made someone said uh i will repeat this until
uh i'm blue in the face i made 12 15 now we're working 70 plus hours a week on black panther wakanda forever went up to 14
dollars to work on blade that's insane oh and he's like and we won the oscar for costume design
and i'm sure they didn't get any back end one percent of the box office like that's that's
that's what i'm saying that's like so shitty that's so because it's like yeah those people
do get paid like background people get paid a hundred dollars i get it you're a star you've earned some money
right he's made a lot of money but i'm sure like 10 million dollars is enough right and then you
could give the other 90 million to the people like throughout the crew and everyone that gets
14 an hour yeah i mean even though like yes people think ryan reynolds is annoying but he
um took money out of his like starring role paycheck to like pay like the writers and the crew and stuff too like he took
less of a paycheck granted also
he's I mean he's also like a
producing on it too so he's still fine
he's getting the back end yeah
but at least like from that up front
paycheck he did it's something you know
not to make it about me again but once again
my dancers even on my music videos we'd give them like
their rate which by the way dancers are notoriously just like
paid on Broadway tours music videos, we'd give them like their rate, which by the way, dancers are notoriously just like paid on Broadway tours, music videos.
Like they're always paid like the least amount.
And I always would.
I always have cash.
I'd always give them extra cash.
I'd always give them like double what they're making.
Cause I just like felt like they work so hard and they make it look so good.
They have such good attitudes.
And it's like, you absolutely should.
And I'm not making Ryan Reynolds money by any means.
But if I was on a crew or anything that I would a hundred percent be doing the same
thing.
Cause that's like, it's the people around you that also make it too.
Like, yes, like you could be the star but it's like there's like
so many people that like help you with it so you should compensate them accordingly and I feel like
the stars of all people should do that because you always hear the opposite right I think it
might be Robert Downey Jr. or maybe it's just like I'll say this allegedly but I remember
there was one that you couldn't even like look at him on set like you couldn't have any oh
no it was Eddie Murphy random different but did we talk about that on hot topics
the it was not too not too long ago it's the new beverly hills cop oh and yeah and the um it wasn't
even extra she was like um she had like one line with him she was like a cop or something in the
scene with him and um they told her to not look at him and not speak to him until like the lines
i think tim allen might have had this too someone said that about him um maybe on the santa claus that they weren't allowed to like look at him even saying lines
or something that might be alleged to but uh but yeah then eddie murphy but then the lady
she's from somewhere in africa we're coming into america where he was supposedly from or something
like that i don't know anyway so she's like i'm just talking to a real person he i guess he was
nice i guess it was like a good story he was nice but um there was another person that acted with
tim allen and they said they weren't allowed to look at him.
And it's just like –
I mean it's like one thing you're already getting $100 million
and then another thing to be like don't even look at me.
You should be like taking pictures with every single person there.
You know what I mean?
Like it's just so weird.
I don't know what it is when you get so famous.
Like why do you turn into an asshole?
Yeah.
And to like –
like I know that Robert Downey Jr. is part of the draw
in which these movies will be successful.
But also it's like he – it's like that upfront paycheck.
Granted, okay, yes.
He's probably making – like a lot of that goes to taxes.
And then after the taxes, you have to pay your lawyers and your like management, whatever.
So he's not getting the whole $100 million, but still it's a lot of money that he's getting.
$50 million is a lot.
Yeah, basically.
Yeah, that's a lot of freaking money.
Plus the back end, which I'm sure Avengers, these movies will make a billion dollars.
So that on top of that, then you think of the toys, the licensing, that's a whole lot
more money.
Do you need all that money?
Yeah.
I just don't think so.
You already have the number one most like the number one highest grossing movie in the
world in history is already his movie.
So you're already good.
Yeah, you've already made it.
That's like if I won the lottery tomorrow, it's 331 million, which means I could be richer than Robert Downey
Jr. if I won. But I wouldn't play again. I wouldn't be like, you know what? I think I'm
going to win a second time. Even if the numbers came to me. That's a good way to put it. Yeah.
I'm not going to be like, let me play one more time and see if I win. Because like,
then you're just an asshole at that point. And you know what? I would take, right? I get,
if I won 331 million tonight, because that's a jackpot. Yeah, you get like 150 million of that.
But I still would give like $100 million to kids
that like I would go
serve spaghetti to them
you know what I mean
because I would still
be great with $50 million
you know what I mean.
I just feel like
you can give money
when you have that much money
you can just give it away
and you can still be set
for life and token your kids
and all that stuff like that.
I don't know.
Right?
No I agree.
I think that some
of the paychecks
for like movies and stuff
are just like insane. Yeah. Yeah. It's too much. No one needs that much money. Yeah. I think that some of the paychecks for like movies and stuff are just like insane.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's too much.
No one needs that much money.
Yeah.
I think then that's when you become an asshole and that's when you just like whatever.
I don't know.
Sorry out there.
I don't know how much Margot Robbie got for like Barbie.
Well, she can have all the money because she's a girl.
It's fine.
And we already get half the pay.
Yeah.
And she was like a producer in it.
But like I think like I know for, Lady Gaga in the Joker movie,
I think her paycheck was $9, $8 or $9 million.
What?
That's it?
Yeah.
And Robert Downey Jr. getting $100 million.
Yeah, I know.
Lady Gaga is so much more talented.
Like, what the hell?
Like, that's so good.
Oh, and Margot got $12.5 million for Barbie, for acting as Barbie.
Obviously, she got more as a producer.
Yeah, yeah.
But, I mean, I mean still like in comparison
like oh my god right because we don't know the back end of
Robert Downey Jr. but we know he's getting 100 million guaranteed
so yeah that's such
a bullshit that's such a bullshit
there's just no way that talent
looks audience will like go there for
Robert Downey Jr. there's just no way maybe
people can say that because it's been like
I don't know popularized that he's the man
but he's just I don't know never appealing to me I me i get like ryan reynolds appeal more than robert
ronnie jr because robert ronnie jr was an asshole back like in the day and then he just got the pass
because it's like oh well he's like sober now and it's like great we love that but also like
you can't just have that as like a password having like you know all this behavior you've done and
that's like we love him it's like okay i don't know maybe maybe you can forget people you should
forget people yeah but uh yeah the championing of Armie Hammer especially.
I'm like, hmm, what's going on there?
That was weird.
Especially when you're making $100 million with Marvel and Disney.
It's like, well, how about don't help the cannibal?
You know what I mean?
Allegedly.
Especially if it's a sexual kink.
Don't worry about it.
We've all been there.
It's like, all right, just relax.
Oh, that's not. I hear you. Oh, oh that's not i relate so much to cali osborne there's so many times we were like
oh i feel like i ate and then i'm like oh no that was bad
that's it's going back to the private jet thing too it's interesting because like lil
maz x just got clowned on for flying commercial and like also jlo flew commercial recently and
everyone's like wow look they're poor now but it's like at least they're not like on the private jets which is
what like if they were on the private jets everyone would be like wow eco-terrorist you
know what i mean but i applaud it for so many reasons one i feel like commercial safer you
hear more about private jet accidents than commercial two cost effective we love a cost
effective queen like i love spending money so much but like anything i can that's worth saving
money for me i would private jets seem like a waste of money unless like
someone's like paying for it but there's no way in hell even to go to vegas it's like ten thousand
dollars for a private i was like really yes and it's like that's like the cheap end of it and to
go to new york it's like sixty thousand dollars or something like that and i was like there's just
no way i'd ever pay that even if i like won the lottery i still think i would go commercial one
it's safer and two it's just like silly like can, if you're rich and famous, like you can get, I think I think it was
Chapel Rowan recently was flying from like Seattle to like Burbank.
And like you can get that access where they like drop you off right there.
You go straight through and then you don't even have to get your bag.
They're like, someone else will get your bag for you.
So there's like things like that if that's what you're trying to avoid.
But people are so weird.
And also it's like, yeah, shaming.
It is crazy.
Like you said said shaming people
i guess all the jlo one for like flying commercial and i was like good for her she's saving the
environment you know what i mean and little lawsuit he's probably like i'm gonna save money
too you know people need to save money true yeah all because someone is famous doesn't mean they
are like loaded a or like shouldn't yeah don't want to like save their own money too right i know
i know people are so or you don't know how much to. I'm sure they're making both a ton of money.
But I'm just saying like in general like I think it was Spilsash recently showed like
a clip of JLo.
Did you see the – she was like at a stadium and it was only like a tent full.
Oh, yeah.
But it was from like 2012.
Spilsash really clocked it.
She looked at the outfit 2012.
But I think those are from sound checks because I think Nelly had that happen to him too and
I was like, wow, this is so sad.
But I think they're from sound checks where like fans can come early and watch VIP packages or whatever yeah because which is
kind of like when people do that they're like look how awful this is you know what I mean it's just
like okay that's kind of even if it was not that full it's like who cares you know what I mean like
that's why I respect like Corey Feldman just going out there and like killing it on stage
my shows were definitely not full capacity I had like one row of people and I like it was just like
but then you have assholes that make fun of you like David Dobrik.
David himself making fun of me like
Jesus, get a life. Like for
real. He's like real life
Robert, he's a real life Iron Man. Like no, real life
Robert Downey Jr. I see why they're friends because he's the same way. He has so
much money but he's still an asshole. He's like, oh look,
didn't sell out. It's like, hey asshole, like
I don't care what you have to say about
me. Like damn, let me try and make some money and stuff.
Like crazy.
Ugh, he pisses me off.
Him and Robert Downey Jr. should be besties.
And they're private jets together.
I bet he'll be in the next Iron Man.
I feel like David Oberkopf will have a cameo because he talks about it all the time.
For sure.
He was supposed to be in Shang-Chi.
Oh, yeah.
You remember?
Oh, yeah, he's supposed to be on the bus in Shang-Chi.
I forgot.
Yeah, I wonder what happened.
I wonder why he didn't.
I wonder if it was his doing or.
Because that must have been pre-cancellation.
When did it come out?
It came out 2021, I want to say.
Oh.
So, yeah, it had to be filmed pre-cancellation.
Pre-cancellation.
Yeah.
I wonder what happened.
I know, I think it was Shane was asked to be in Scream 4.
Oh. Kieran Culkin's character, the one that Shane was asked to be in Scream 4. Oh.
Kieran Culkin's character, the one that's like a vlogger or something like that.
Oh.
I think he was asked, but I'm like, I don't know why he wouldn't have done it because he like loves Wes Craven.
Unless he said the character was like based off him maybe.
Oh.
Or maybe he auditioned and didn't get it.
I don't know.
I remember it was something like that and I was like, kind of a slay.
Remember when all the YouTubers were in, was it Rocket Ralph?
Yes.
And I was like, oh my God.
How do they – why do they put social media people in these movies?
Colleen was in that one. Oh, Jagger Warning. Yeah. Yeah. Ralph? Yes. And I was like, oh my God, how do they, why do they put social media people in these movies? Colleen was in that one.
Oh, trigger warning.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Right?
Yeah.
I was, I'm like, oh, Pokimane was in that Ryan Reynolds movie, the free guy one.
Oh yeah.
She was a slay.
I love her all day long.
Anything she can do is fine.
And women should definitely get $100 million.
One day if a woman got paid $100 million, then that's something to be celebrated.
But the fact that we're giving all these men so much money and Margot Robbie's getting
$12 million for being the star of Barbie
I'm like that's crazy
when that movie made
like a billion dollars
granted I know
the Avengers
but it's like
that's more
yeah that's wild
damn
men really do get
all the money
and not necessary
not needed
he's fine now
he's what 60
it's like he doesn't
well how's he gonna spend
that before he dies
he won't be able to
you know what I mean
hopefully he'll do some good
but maybe he does
maybe he does someone let me know is he going to spend that before he dies? He won't be able to. You know what I mean? Hopefully he'll do some good. But maybe he does. Maybe he does.
Someone let me know.
Is he related to Roma Downey?
Is that a person?
Oh, I don't know.
That name sounds familiar.
I mean, that is a.
Roma Downey Jr.
I think she's a junior.
That name can't just be a coincidence.
Right.
No, they're not related.
Wow. Really? Maybe she. Like, there's also Downey Softener. that name can't just be a coincidence right no they're not related wow really maybe she like
there's also downy softener
if he owns the downy detergent or the softener you could buy it as well as 100 million from
avengers and damn that is problematic you know what good for him oh my god you know i like that
he's sober now i'll take that back i like that he's sober and turned his life around that's good
i love that it's never too late to turn it around but again
the company he keeps is a little yeah the army hammer is a little yeah raises an eyebrow for
sure for sure not a good look um a little mini one is you uh you know jennifer stone from wizard
of waverly place she has that wizard of waverly place podcast oh yes with the delouise yes um so she revealed that uh selena
gomez and miley cyrus didn't have a scene together when they had the big disney channel crossover
because they were fighting over nick jonas and i was kind of like should she be revealing everyone's
tea like that that was my take i was like should you be talking about their i think so it's
unserious i look at me like shame is supposed to be in screen and david is like i think so it's unserious I don't even like shame is supposed to be in screen and David Duffer
can do this
like I think
if it's unserious
you're so right
right
that's not that serious
if it was something crazy
like they all had an STD
that they gave each other
or something
maybe
but I feel like
this is not that serious
it is crazy
that Miley and Selena
were fighting over
Nick Jonas of all people
I guess for the time
that was like
the guy
I don't know
he's like the hot guy in the high school I guess did you think he for the time that was like the guy i don't know he's like the
hot guy the high school i guess did you think he was no i never was into the jonas brothers ever
ever i didn't have a bieber phase and i never had a jonas brothers phase same i did have a one
direction phase but that was the only one of course 1d is superior for sure but that's kind
of like uh hillary duff and lindsey lohan beefing over aaron carter yeah that's oh my god it is so
i wonder if it was real or they pinned it like that in the media.
Like, do you think the girls in real life cared?
I think if Jennifer Stone is saying – because she was saying they wouldn't film a scene together in the That's So Sweet Life of Hannah Montana.
I wonder if that's true.
I don't know whatever it was called.
What was it?
That's So Sweet Life of Hannah Montana.
It was a big crossover.
Yeah, that makes sense.
I guess when you're that age age I guess when you're a teenager
it seems.
And it's not like
you're in high school.
Like Nick is probably
really the only guy
the option they have.
Right.
So like this is our guy
that's crazy
when you think about it too
because it is like high school
but it's like
on such a different scale.
Everyone's rich
and beautiful and famous
and this is like escalated
so much more.
Like that'd be kind of awful actually.
Yeah.
And the pool is so much smaller
because there's only like five of you. You yeah and so yeah you would have to be dating
around and i feel like there's less uh like disney channel boys compared to disney channel girls so
yeah i guess the competition i want the real tea though like what was nick jonas up to like i i
feel like maybe it was almost like love island teas where nick was just like playing the field
like leading both girls on he also said recently like they have the Disney Channel games,
which were like the Disney Channel Olympics that they would do over summer.
Oh, I remember.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
He said that it felt like Love Island for teens or something
because they would like put them all at Disney World and like keep them there overnight.
And he was like, yeah, it was like Love Island.
Was that mean they all had sex with each other or what?
He wouldn't like expand upon what he meant, but that's what it was kind of implied.
I'm like, what was going on over there?
I guess I could see that.
There was another show.
I think Saved by the Bell talked about that too, how they all were just like hooking up
with each other all the time and like switching and swapping and stuff.
I guess that – and when you have hormones and stuff like that, I guess it just –
You know what?
Yeah.
I guess so.
Because when we had retreats in my high school, because I went to like a – I think it was
a Catholic school and we had like all these little retreats or whatever.
But everyone was always like effing around on the retreats, even the gays.
Really?
I had no idea.
And then we would get back from the retreats and I would be on the retreat where the gays
were going at it and I had no idea.
Oh, you weren't involved?
No, I was not involved at all.
I know.
Did you want to be or you wouldn't have been?
I think I was very like, I was very sheltered and naive.
Like in my head, no, it was very Disney Channel.
I was like, no one is doing anything.
Yeah.
No coitus or whatever.
Yeah, because I thought that too in high school.
I really thought, like, nobody – like, I didn't know people were having sex in high
school.
Same.
Like, you know what I mean?
I was like, oh, damn.
And I remember hearing about it after the fact, and I was like, wait, they were doing that?
I was like –
You're like, where was that?
Yeah.
I was like, what the hell?
You were in the top bunk.
They were in the bottom.
I'm very back, though.
I'm like, what the hell?
That is crazy, like, how you, like, get that in.
Yeah.
Weird.
So I guess, like, it's probably probably our retreats were their disney channel
games i guess i mean what that would be uh so much it'd just be so intense too it's like you're all
there together and yeah i guess you're all just attractive and just but you're so young yeah nick
jonas i guess just playing the field uh-huh i don't know if i trust him that much i don't know
i guess he's with priyanka now he's settled down but still i don't know if I trust any of the Jonas Brothers. Maybe Frankie and Kevin.
Maybe Frankie and Kevin. Oh, love Claim to Fame.
I'm a huge fan. I watch it every Wednesday.
It comes on. It's so good. Do you watch the show?
No. I feel like you would like it.
I feel like... I mean, everyone's related to
old celebrities. So of course no one's going to know them.
But I always know them. But it is funny. I think
the other week it was like John Cryer. And I was like, random.
But it's always like nieces.
Anyways, I think we talked about this before.
But it's like nieces that are not directly related.
And I'm like, okay, well, how would you know?
How would you know like the person?
I love that show.
No, I would trust – maybe not Frankie.
He seems a little – he's dubious.
Oh, is he?
He's like the most sneaky?
I feel like I just see him comment on every TikTok in the world.
You know, you always see Frankie Jonas on there.
Kind of what I trust.
They did make a purity ring joke on there.
I forgot what it was
but it was something crazy
and I was like
yeah I remember
when they were all like
which makes it even crazier
about the Nick Jonas thing
how they had the purity rings
and he's like
with all of them
I was like okay
yeah
that was weird
that that was their marketing ploy
it was the purity rings
I was like what
I guess they were trying to be
like opposite of what's out there
they're like we're actually pure
and saving ourselves
and then all the guys
were like oh yeah
and then not at all
I mean I don't know
but guesses I feel like Joe
is in the middle of a comeback though
because, I mean,
he did the Harry Daniels collab.
He's been on a lot of TikToks.
I love it, yeah.
So I feel like he's getting ready
for like his own,
I don't know.
I care more about what Sophie's up to
than Joe's up to.
For sure.
I actually don't care at all about Joe
because I feel like he really made her out
to be like a bad mom
or at least people on his team.
At first, yeah, right?
Yeah.
Like, yeah, he was the one with the kids
and she was out.
Yeah, like,
it seemed very marketed that way
because you remember
there was like pictures of him
and the kids
even though you never see that.
And it was like,
mm, sus.
That's what I would like to believe
and I always,
yeah,
I definitely take Sophie's side
all the way
in this divorce for sure
which is like that.
So Kevin is the only...
Kevin I trust.
He has the wife
that's like New Jersey,
little housewife
making food and stuff.
I like that.
Yeah, I trust that for sure um and then i saw i was watching a video that was involving you
and it reminded me of like the lore of your beefs and it was so funny because i know we talked about
it before the ipad gate of it all but i was watching it um it was real dustin kind of did
like a summary of it and showed like a clip of Daniel talking about it as if it was like so serious.
And it killed me.
I was like.
I didn't know Daniel did a video.
I mean, it's probably another thing where I must have known at the time because I was so like on the beat.
But I did not remember it at all.
And he was like, Daniel's talking about the iPad thing so seriously.
What did he say?
He's like, we had a price limit of $50.
It was on the invitation.
Some people just must not have read it.
I was like, very bad.
And it was going so dramatic about the iPad gaze.
Like, you know, it's going to a good cause.
Like, some people, like, need to, like, start drama in order to, you know, get views, whatever, blah, blah, blah.
But then it was – they showed, like, the tags in the video.
And it was like, hashtag Trisha Paytas.ad damn even daniel was coming for me oh my god daniel
prayed up but it just like and i think with all the recent summer drama like uh being fresh like
you know the cody's the ava christensen all this stuff and then versus ipad gate in my head i was like damn this i was cracking up because the fact that someone re-gifting an ipad was like the biggest
news and so i'm serious i was like those were the times like i need this kind of drama back i need
like you know yes same i'm ready to start it for sure no because that's honestly like yeah the t
is this right is like some people need to start drama for views, but you're also making a video for views.
Love, Daniel.
I'm going to ask him when you're on your vacation, I might ask him, but I need to get to the bottom of this.
Be like, why were you so shady to me?
I got the uninvite, and you're going to shade me?
And I'm sorry.
Regifting's tacky, point blank, period.
But also, I was trying to make your party, I was trying to elevate it.
A $50 budget? Okay. It'sy, point blank, period. But also, I was trying to make your party. I was trying to elevate it. A $50 budget?
Okay.
It's like, let me bless somebody.
And then we ended up blessing someone because you said someone needed that iPad.
So, we ended up doing it.
Did it not work out?
Everyone's happy.
Oh, my God.
I know.
I miss that drama too.
Daniel's is on it.
I hate when people make videos about drama.
Makes video about drama.
Same.
Same.
Honestly, I get him.
Oh, my God.
I know.
Oh, my God. I love those past beefs. And I was trying to think like what your other like unserious ones i feel like you were involved in a lot of like real
beefs but like who was like an unserious person that you were feeding with i can't really remember
wait let me think on unserious beefs i've definitely been in unserious i guess the
connor franta the connor franta one was so oh right where, right. Where was he? Tyler Oakley, Grace Helbig, Connor Franta.
Where are you?
Where are you now?
That one is so funny. Connor always eats, so he's like, I'm right here.
Like, yes, babe, you are.
That was for sure.
Oh, man.
That was a good one, though.
I love Connor Franta.
I think I was in a one-sided beef with Grace.
Hers was not that serious.
I just saw her VidCon, and she was just ignoring people.
Whatever, yeah.
But also, like, I can relate. There has to be more. hers was not that serious I just saw her VidCon and she was just ignoring people but also like
I can relate
there has to be more
I feel like
what's like a fun
like what's a funny one
that was like
ended up being so much
bigger than it is
I feel like
the Gabby one
maybe started
a little bit unserious
but then it got too serious
you know what I mean
that one felt
the hardest for me
that one felt so real
I had so much anxiety
about that one
really
yeah
but like I guess
like looking back
yeah it's like
unserious
and retrospect
and especially
comparatively to everything now but she gave me so much anxiety I think cause. Really? Yeah. But like I guess like looking back yeah it's like unserious. Like especially comparatively to
everything now. But she gave me so much anxiety.
I think cause she's so like she was just so
on it like she wouldn't let up. Yeah. Like it was
pedal to the metal. Yeah. Yeah.
And there was no like breaks. It was just like so severe.
Like everything was so severe with like the
Gabby. Cause we're like same person but like
different energies. You know what I mean? It's kind of
like yeah.
Cause she's not letting up so then you because it's a lot she's not letting
up so then you won't let up because she's not letting yeah and i was so anxious about it so
that one was like that i remember being the worst um dixie in retrospect not that charlotte because
she was like 16 but the dixie one over snails is also that's kind of funny so unserious that was
more embarrassing for me that those are more like i wish i could forget those definitely there was
an era i was beefing with people for literally no reason.
And I think that was definitely one, the snail gate thing of it all.
Very unserious.
But also like that one too, I think in general everyone was kind of like, oh yeah, Dixie was kind of like being bratty about the snails.
You know what I mean?
But I think your delivery was just more intense.
Very angry.
Like if that happened today, I feel like we would be able to keep.
Oh, I would totally be on their side.
I would totally be like, you know, who cares?
They didn't like the snap.
I know.
People didn't like my take last time on the sugar-free.
I apologize.
They're like, you're right.
You're right.
I actually do agree with you guys.
But I was trying to like.
I know.
And I was going to let you.
I was like, okay, go on.
I get it.
I get it.
But I'm trying to also have my girl Demi's back too.
And I was trying to.
But I get it. I totally get it. Hence why we were all mad at her Demi's back too. And I was trying to. But I get it.
I totally get it.
Hence why we were all mad at her.
We were too mad at her.
You know what I mean?
She probably didn't realize.
Obviously didn't realize.
You know what I mean?
That might have been an unserious beef.
I think me and Demi Lovato's sister had an unserious beef.
She didn't like me for that reason.
Oh my God.
God, I know.
I feel like there's so many more like lighthearted things.
I know.
I don't mind a lighthearted beef. Me either. I of want us to start when i'm like no i don't because i feel
like we do sometimes talk about it light-hearted i think it's like serious all of a sudden you
know what i mean like there's been light-hearted ones i'm like it's all fun and then they go so
seriously like she needs to be talking or something you know i'm like oh my god i'm so
sorry let's not so that's why i literally told my sister i'm like i need to stop bringing up
things from the past because we moved on everyone Everyone's moved on. And here we are.
I was like, my headlines say iPad.
I was like, oh no.
It just tickled me so much because I'm like, I miss days like this.
Like, oh my God.
Like the fact that there was all these drama videos about an iPad giveaway is funny.
It's camp.
That is camp to me.
Like that, those were the days.
For sure.
Not everything is so like heavy and criminal and serious.
I was like, can't someone just like
give away an iPad?
Yeah.
You know,
like who?
JoJo's kind of like that.
She's kind of on serious drama
for the most part.
Yeah.
She's on serious.
That's true.
I like a little lit hearted.
Yeah.
I like,
you know,
Ariana Grande,
like licking a donut,
like,
you know,
like stuff like that.
I think that's cute.
That's our title.
I like that one.
Or me copying Ariana Grande,
you know,
like she hates the impersonators. Oh my God, that's so funny. That was the last episode. I like that one. Or me copying Ariana Grande. You know, like she hates the impersonators.
Oh my God, that's so funny.
That was the last episode.
She hates impersonators.
I think so.
Like the Paige Neiman's of it all.
And, you know, Gabby did it.
You know.
It's fine.
Oh my God.
I could pass for her today.
I think.
Be her body double.
She kind of.
I guess you're not supposed to.
I like her body.
I was going to comment.
I was going to say mine's really fat compared to hers.
But everyone's fine.
Everyone has a beautiful arm.
Did we have any one-sided beefs with celebrities?
I feel like we have recently.
I had a one-sided beef with Emma Chamberlain.
Actually, it was her side too.
What?
Yeah.
On air?
Not on the podcast.
It was in my journalism field reporter days.
Because when I asked her about the Dolan twins,
and then her friends bullied me on Instagram a couple of days later her friends or fans her friends it was what were
she had a squad but not the sister squad i think they were the girdies they were called the girdies
and it was emma chamberlain and then hannah malosh ellie thuman they were the group they
were all like teenage so i got over it really quickly because they were like 17 but um those teenage girls will get you yeah they'll get you yeah especially me who was like
i like pro girl like getting bullied by girls was tough oh you didn't flip though you didn't turn
so that's good i stuck it through yeah um but i asked emma about the dolan twins because it was
like her like peak it was like when she just like took off on youtube and she was like we're gonna
be dating one i forget which one one of them um but then like a couple days later one of her friends like
dm me on instagram like we didn't like that you asked her about this but and they were like going
in on me i was like damn what do you mean going in what did they say i forget what exactly it was it
was giving kind of like gabby hannah vibes though when gabby was on me like how dare you do this
blah blah blah but like they answered it in the moment and, like, didn't say anything after.
So, like, how was I supposed to know?
Like, it was all good.
That's a tough one.
It was tough.
Yeah.
Well, because that is hard, like, in the moment you do.
We talked about this before with someone else where it's, like, kind of you don't know what to say.
Like, when something, like, someone asks you a question and you're just like, uh-huh.
God, what is it?
Oh.
It was, like, with Jack Black and all that.
Oh, maybe.
Like, when somebody says a remark that's so offhand that you can't even.
You just laugh.
People just laugh it off at that moment we're kind of sabrina carpenter more stuff came out
more interviews have come out about with her and dan have you seen that like oh maybe you saw the
longer one the last time we talked about it but then more stuff came out and just like so
like how uncomfortable she was and like so many situations she's like and then she even asked
him she was what why did you feel comfortable like asking that question really yeah it was the
one i think maybe we cut it off where question? Yeah, it was the one,
I think maybe we cut it off where he showed me before.
It was the one
where he was asking her
about what can you do in a minute
and then she went,
but it went on a long time
and then he's like,
well,
I'm asking you,
you wrote it.
She goes,
well,
obviously it resonated with you,
so why that?
And then he kind of went back and forth.
It was like really awkward
and then she was just like,
why would you feel like comfortable
asking me that question?
And then Zach goes in
and he's just like,
I'm feeling some tension here and I was like, I don't think it's, or maybe, And then Zach goes in and he's just like, I'm feeling some tension here.
And I was like, I don't think it's –
Weird.
Maybe it's a sexual tension.
Maybe he did.
I can't remember.
But I was just like so – there was like a long compilation of just like her being asked these questions.
I'm like, why did she go on?
It was like so uncomfortable.
But I guess like what do you say in that moment?
Because you're just like – and she handled it pretty well.
But she was just like, what?
It was crazy.
At least mine was just like, so what's the deal with the rumors rumors right dolan so yeah you asked those i would never like like i always say like so i can never have
like a james charles on even probably jojo i'd be like just scared i'd be like i don't know just
having like a candy yeah i would want to i like when people ask those questions you should say
let's go to some fan questions yeah blame it all that's a good one these are the ones i wrote
though i just feel so awkward in person confronting people.
You know what I mean?
I guess so, yeah.
I remember when I had, like, asked Sofia Vergara.
I forgot what it was even about.
But I know my, like, my work made me ask her, like, a personal question on, like, a red carpet.
And I was so scared.
I was like, what if she gets offended by this question?
I forgot what it was.
You don't know what it was?
No.
I think it was something.
It must have been something about, like, her Joe Manganiello or something.
I don't know. But she was nice about it though i just was like went and i was like
so scared to ask because it's sofia vergara you know what would you if you didn't ask what would
have happened i think i would just get in trouble for my work that's the way i feel for journalists
because a lot of people like you know the one that asked billy eilish on the variety like oh
you came out as lesbian you know what i mean it's like they get told to ask questions but then the the one who asks is the one that like gets in trouble i guess it's the britney
broski effect yeah but at least like a reporter like you like your paychecks are getting signed by
a bigger authority yeah you know you don't have to you can't really turn it down so that's why i
kind of don't like i like working for nobody you know what i mean i imagine if i had a tv show they
might like make you ask a question. Oh, yeah.
Although, I don't know.
Wendy Williams, I'm sure,
wouldn't ask a question.
She'd be like,
I'm not asking that.
I don't know.
Maybe you are forced
to do certain things.
Like, when she went
in the audience,
she'd ask people,
like, look how she hated
her life when she did it.
Because I remember
someone's like,
she'd be like,
oh, how did you lose the weight?
And then the person
would be like, you know,
whatever, gastric.
Oh, you cheated.
Like, she just, like,
hated her audience
half the time, I feel.
And I feel like
they forced her to do that.
Same with Tyra, too.
I think she just, like,
hated half the people
that came on her show. But we kind of fierce now when I look back at
tyra we talked about this before I'm like I kind of love her I kind of love her on her show she
like really didn't give a she was just like I am just here to like look pretty and get a check you
know I guess you had one side of beef with tyra after the tyra show she never released a statement
neither did ellen who oh nikkis as the one that canceled Ellen?
Yeah. That was fierce.
That was fierce.
Oh, you should have
beef with Nikki Tutorials.
No, I love her.
What's my beef with her?
I love her.
People used to like
confuse, well,
at least they would tell me.
They're like,
oh, I thought you were
Nikki Tutorials
and stuff like that.
My other friend,
Stephanie,
would also get confused.
Oh.
We'd be at like a drag con
and someone ran up to her
and was like,
Nikki, Nikki.
And she was like,
I'm not Nikki Tutorials.
Oh, your friend
got confused for her.
Oh, I guess a lot of people
look like Nikki Tutorials. Yeah. I like it. I'll take it. Nikki's fierce, yeah. Yeah, she's not Nikki Tutorials. Oh, your friend got confused for, oh, I guess a lot of people look like Nikki Tutorials.
Yeah.
I like it.
I'll take it.
Nikki's fierce, yeah.
Yeah, she's fierce for sure.
Is she still on YouTube?
I know she's on TikTok.
She did a TikTok with Lady Gaga
a couple weeks ago.
Oh my gosh.
She really has the connections too.
Yeah.
She kind of always was.
She always was like super connected.
Yeah.
She's like the unproblematic
Mikaela almost.
Like, you know,
she's like the,
like the so brand friendly,
every brand wants to work with her.
And my gals aren't even problematic.
Her cancellations, they're very like Tana vibes.
They're just a very like unserious, you know what I mean?
Like mascara game.
Yeah.
And when you think about it, I'm like, oh my God.
Or the Jaclyn Hill with the hairy lipstick.
Again, comparatively to the current cancellations.
Damn, everything now is so heavy.
Serious.
It's like, oh my God.
Which, you know, rightfully so.
Bring back a hairy lipstick.
Bring back an
eyelash gate you know what i mean like i miss it bring back the taxes blocking someone's driveway
with your car and having all your tax information in the front seat daniel i gotta talk to daniel
i was just about to message him be like hey you want to fill in for our co-host
and boy would i love it i was i think he could spill some tea he's shady he's shady but you
know what i love it like i've been shady spill some tea. He's shady. But you know what? I love it. Like I've been shady to someone.
I've probably been shady to him.
You know, you can't.
And he also tweeted you something shady about the iPad gate though.
What did he say?
I forget.
Oh, I love it.
But Dustin pulled up a tweet too.
Said it to my face.
Yeah, he did say it to your face.
I love it.
Yeah, he was really anti me.
Well, you know, he's friends with like a group of people that didn't like me at the time.
So, you know.
Oh, that's true.
It happens.
Loyalty.
You gotta go.
You bullied a lot of people on Shane's's behalf for sure bully that's a strong
i would like to know who i bullied i feel like i've never done that
who did i bully i'm the opposite you stuck up for shane on like i think i stuck up for shane
but i definitely never was like a that where i'm like wow people have to do this for attention like
i definitely never was that because i hate i don, as much as I was confrontational, I hate confrontation.
I think, like, truly, that's why the Gabby thing gave me anxiety because I never really
had, truly, truly think about it, right?
Like, beef where it's, like, back and forth.
Like, there's people, right?
There's people that people have beef with or that have allegations with or whatever.
But I never really had another person.
It was always, like, when I think of my cancellations, like, the transgender, the DID, like, it always
was kind of, like, me, right? Like, I never transgender, the DID, like it always was kind of like me, right?
Like I never had like a back and forth with someone.
And then other people would chime in, but they were all.
Oh, maybe like Tati, but I definitely didn't bully her.
That's what I was thinking, Tati.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
I feel like, yeah, I was aggressive.
But also it's not like she knew, I don't think.
I don't get any idea.
Yeah.
No, I agree with you though.
Like I definitely can be shady for sure.
So that's why I can't be mad when someone was shady back.
I would. I would. Oh me, definitely would be like, you little bitch. But it's like, can't think it'd be shady for sure so that's why i like i can't be mad when someone was shady back i would only definitely would be like you little but it's like can't be mad at it
and now daniel and i are cool but apparently he's going out of the country or something soon
because someone asked me if he's producing escape the night movie and he's like oh
no but i wish first of all is that actually happening i don't know it sounded like it was
happening because daniel's like oh they asked like i could have been part of it i'm leaving
the country on the dates i'm like like, wait, so it's happening?
They raised the Go, not the Go for me, the Kickstarter, one of those funding things for it, I think.
Rosanna Pansino's in it.
Are you in it?
Definitely not. Oh.
Hard pass.
Didn't get offered.
But I heard, I heard rumors that they'd be like, we want Trisha.
I was like, absolutely not.
I think I shut down a couple.
I think I was being a little shady.
It's like, absolutely not.
Oh, yeah.
It was a no now.
Yeah.
Let Roach. It was a no forever. That was your motto. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. I don't shut down a couple. I think I was being a little shady. It's like, absolutely not. Oh, yeah. It's a no now. Yeah. Let Roach.
It's a no forever.
That was your motto.
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah.
I don't care who said no to me.
It's like, if anyone said no, it's a no.
Forever.
Anyways.
Yeah, nothing's that serious this day.
Nothing.
Except when it's serious.
Like, Cody Cole.
It's cute.
Yeah.
But, you know, we love the dramas.
I don't want to be in any beefs.
I don't want to be in any beefs. I don't want to be in any beefs.
Oh, damn.
I was going to pitch you an I Just Seen Beef thing.
I feel like that would be a random one.
I could probably come for that, yeah.
But it would be one-sided because she wouldn't, like, fight back.
Like, it's just not, you know, it's not fair.
I don't want to fight.
I'm a lover, not a fighter these days.
I'm very happy.
I was thinking about that, too.
The Dustin Daly of it all.
I love Dustin Daly.
I asked him, too.
I saw the video.
I was like, can you recap this for me?
Because, like, what's happening?
Like, I need to know.
But I love that he's, like, bringing it up. But I'm like, I just hate. Yeah, I try to bring up stuff from the past. I was like, can you recap this for me? Because like what's happening? Like I need to know. But I love that he's like bringing it up.
But I'm like, I just hate – yeah, I try to bring up stuff from the past.
Even like the Shane and stuff.
I'm like, do I really want to go back when I can just keep going forward?
It's fun.
It's cute.
It's whatever.
But even like writing a book, I thought about it.
I was like, oh my God, do I really want to like relive everything?
Like maybe for a cute check, you know what I mean?
But I don't think like just all the time because it can be draining.
And then you're like, I'm living like my dream life now. Like why am I going back to the past? You know what I mean but i don't think like just all the time because it can be draining and then you're like i'm living like my dream life now like why am i going back to the past you know
what i mean that's true although you just have too many iconic moments that's true so many come
up like you eating the pizza on the bed naked i see all the time these days oh yeah was that on
youtube i was a youtube video yeah because there was a title under it must have been like
oh maybe patreon oh before we went we're not 18 plus anymore before we're
like on patreon i was 18 plus patreon maybe i keep saying that everyone's like i know exactly
how this feels like everybody that has like was still the test of time yeah because i don't think
i was doing of in that apartment i know that apartment so i must have been patreon can you
imagine who is living in your apartment now like do they know the history well it was a tiktoker
it was a famous tiktoker she had long blonde hair she was like one of like six sisters who have like really long blonde hair her name's
like katarina and she was like in the kitchen in the kitchen area in the exact apartment
whoa so i don't know but everyone would say this is trish radis's kitchen i can't imagine someone
like normal living there yeah right like a regular person it's kind of haunted too i was like really
kind of scary vampires eating tampons like yeah there's a lot going on there. There's a lot. There's a lot of lore there.
I think Eddie Murphy's like ex-wife lived there before me.
What?
Yeah, something crazy.
I don't know.
There was always this like weird, weird, there was darkness in that apartment towards the
end for sure.
And dark vibes.
It was not good.
So don't live there.
That girl moved out.
So she probably was like, I'm out of this.
It is interesting.
I would love to know.
Or like who is going to live in this house after we're gone?
You know what I mean?
Like it's just crazy to think about.
I guess they like tear down houses sometimes too if it's like too historical.
Like I think the Manson – well then someone got murdered there.
But like the Manson house was torn down the Cielo Avenue or whatever.
Who else?
You just said someone recently –
The Idaho house.
Oh, is that it?
That got torn down.
Oh, good.
Yeah.
I think – well, I guess if something gruesome happens.
But like if someone – I hope someone just buys it as is. You know what I mean? Like buys this house. With this studio in here and everything. Yeah. Oh my good. Yeah, I think, well, I guess if something gruesome happens. But, like, if someone, I hope someone just buys it as is.
You know what I mean?
Like, buys this house.
With this studio in here and everything.
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
That'd be cute.
And it becomes, like, a little, like, bedroom.
They put a bed in here.
That'd be cute.
I love it.
I think I'll have this house forever until we die.
So, I want another house, but I like this house, too.
I'll keep it forever.
Also, moving everything sounds like a bitch.
Well, is that the title? I mean, hopefully. Hopefully. I don't know. iPad, are you going to change it up? We'll sleep on it. No moving everything down like a bitch. Was that the title?
I mean hopefully.
Hopefully.
I don't know.
Are you going to change it up?
We'll sleep on it.
No it wouldn't be iPad.
Like Trisha reacts to the
iPad drama from 2018.
I thought that's what you wanted.
I was like okay.
I just needed something
to work with.
I'm like I don't know.
Trisha reacts to
something.
We'll see where it takes me.
I'm a little unhinged today
but I'll sleep on it.
Well if anyone wants to know
why we're talking about it
we were talking about it
being the title so everyone's like why are you talking about it we were talking about it being the title
so everyone's like
why are you talking about the past
if you don't want to talk about the past
well we didn't have a title
for today
like you said
the Olympic muffins
weren't cutting it
so
I'll do like the thumbnail test
I'll do one where it's like
the you and the drama
then one where it's
the muffins
and like
that would be crazy
gets a million views
you never know you never know I'm down for it let's do it for sure drama than one where it's the muffins and like that would be crazy gets a million views you
never know you never know i'm down for it let's do it for sure did you have final words you put
a microphone to your mouth do you have final words i think it's like the olympic athletes
no naked athletes and olympic muffins okay no not that time
moses sometimes has like comments about the title like I don't know if that's the title
like it's fine everything it's fine we can't come up with anything better clearly
that was good okay let me try to title this one I think this title should be
let me see I'll do something not the only way I think it should be like
Jonathan Bailey dating Trisha Paytas
that's what I would probably title it if I was titling it myself and it's a picture of me with a broken heart not the only one. I think it should be like Jonathan Bailey dating Trisha Paytas.
That's what I would probably title it
if I was titling it myself.
And it's a picture of me
with a broken heart.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
That's actually kind of fierce.
Trisha Paytas.
Yeah, that's true.
We should try that
for an episode
where it's like
you guys come up
with the titles
just to see.
That'd be funny.
We would tank instantly.
Views would go down.
I think alone
you're so good at coming up with titles.
No, but you slayed.
It was like, what was it?
In the Chick-fil-A drive-thru contemplating life.
I was like, that is so fierce.
Why is it fierce?
Because it's ironic and not good.
Like, I think that's why.
It's the camp of it all.
It's not good.
And so you have to come up with ridiculousness, you know?
I wish, I wish.
I wish I could have like a reduced content over there, title thumbnails, but it's just for shits and gigs, you know? I wish, I wish. I wish I could have like a reduced content over there, title thumbnails,
but it's just for
shits and gigs,
you know what I mean?
And I hope you guys
had shits and gigs
this episode.
Oscar brought the gigs,
you bring the shits.
We love Oscar.
I love you guys.
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there it is
all its glory
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shoes of the day
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it's better than using
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