Just Trish - Trisha’s AWKWARD Run-In With A Former Enemy + Blake Lively’s Met Gala Drama | Just Trish Ep. 274

Episode Date: May 12, 2026

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I apologize for hauling you a snake. I probably shouldn't have done that. That was probably awful. Well, you guys created the disrespectful environment online. Like, what do you mean? You're just up and down with us. You're doing it right before Christmas Eve. You're doing all this stuff.

Like, you're toying with us. And you did that at our birthday dinner. And you did that at our birthday dinner. Like, what do you mean? I just... Welcome to the Just Trish podcast. What a lovely day it is in May oh huh wow oh wait what did you say Wow I actually yeah oh my god it just matters our photo shoot we just did is my favorite week of the year

My birthday it's my birthday and Mother's Day which feels just so wonderful we already celebrated this morning by doing what mommy loves best photo shoots and it was you know what my girls I think know that it makes me so happy they really put so much just excitement and energy into it and it makes me happy we had a really giant tall pink cake that was like six foot tall and like eight feet wide it came on this like 27 foot truck and that was really funny shout out drip dome and the kids were like climbing on there and they really just give their all and then once the yellow sunflowers came for the mother's day a photo shoot they really were like all right let's lock in and they just had it so much

fun, but they crush it. They're like so good at it, but I think they just know it brings me so much joy because I get so much happiness. I love photoshoots, you crushed it too. I love seeing it with the daisy flowers. He was wearing those Spastanova shirts that I got, which I was so excited. I was like, I didn't think you would like those because I know you have your own like style shirts. And the fact that you wore the one with the daisies made me so happy and you just crushed. You did. Yeah, because I did not have any yellow shirts. The family was familying to their full extent. Little Aquaman was in there. It was good. We had matching shirts and the minute we walked to everyone was like, oh my God, there's something cute about it.

Yeah. Well, it's a baby. All babies are so cute. Should I open these now? This is so exciting. This is so exciting. This is so exciting. This is so exciting. This is so exciting. I'm not lovely. She's like, oh, my gosh. Okay. It's great. This is just Mother's Day. There's birthday gifts. Well, I did Oh, sorry. I did say I didn't need or want anything. I really mean that. I really mean photo shoots mean everything to me. I love doing them so much. They're my favorite thing.

Plus a really exciting announcement is happening too on Friday. Well, really Monday, you'll see. But there's a lot happening this weekend. And like the biggest thing isn't even my birthday or Mother's Day or before you, really. There's even something bigger. The biggest it can get. My wildest dream has come true. And you guys will hear about it very soon.

the biggest, biggest, biggest thing in the whole world. And I'm so excited for that. So there's just like a lot of excitement. And I'm actually just like trying to keep my cool about it all. On top of being 38, which I love being 38. I love getting older. Everyone's like, how does it feel getting older? It feels great because you just don't care.

Every year you just care less and less. I don't like care about things that matter. Honestly, it's just like, whatever happens happens. That's life, right? You figure it out or you don't and you keep it moving. And there's some beauty in that. And also, you know, just being alive, honestly, love that. that like you really think about that right it's just like damn we really made it to 38

and that's that's great gift into itself all right here we go wow already oh is this from target yes a card this card we picked a couple of weeks ago oh my gosh okay because when we saw the size of it it is like it's okay oh my gosh it made me cry panel's fine a gift to me yesterday you guys will see on that love line like made me sob I was like bawling my eyes out I like and yesterday was a tough day because my back hurt my back still hurts by the way thrown on my back. I can't move it. It was like a tough day for me and it was just like made me sob and this could make me sob too. Oh my gosh. Shut on that. Mom. I'm going to cry ready. Oh my gosh. Okay. Okay. Thank you. My gosh. I'm so magical. Malmoo Ava's Aquaman. Aw. And dad. Oh, my God.

So, I never thought I'd be a mom either. So, oh, my God. It's so exciting. It's actually before we even knew the flowers theme. I just knew about the cake. I didn't know with the flowers. Yeah, we were doing a full. Oh, their little macaroons are on their way too. I don't know. Okay, yes. They were like, we want real cake because the cake was made out of asbestos. What was on the cake? Asbestos is crazy. What was that?

It was something because they're like, don't eat it. No, it's just wood and it's like potty. It's like, you know, making, it's like Play-Doh, but it dries. With the S? Spackle? Yeah, like Spackle? Yeah. Just like, we want to eat the cake.

And I was like, oh, we'll get real cake. So the real cake's on the way. And I was like, okay, not asbestos. What? So Malibusata, she immediately, she was like, this is for mommy. Oh, she knows. She knows we go to that club and we do a pickleball. Pickleball is my thing, I'm telling you.

And she wanted to do like, one for me and one for mommy. How sweet. She might think it's ping pong because I showed her the ping pong video from New York because she like plays it on her little phone. She has a little phone now, which is not a real phone. Well, it's kind of real phone. She takes selfies. It's a kid's fun.

There's a little ping pong game on there. And she like remembered it from New York. We went to the ice cream museum. And I was showing her that and we were playing ping pong. She might think it's ping pong, but she might love, she might love pickleball. Pickleball I'm so good at. I feel like I'm like, we got to play. We need to do a Patreon.

You guys are going to say that sounds like a Patreon. Yes. Also me just thinking everything's our pageant. We can do it for fun too. We also just go and have fun. It's so much fun. I'm a pickable queen. I feel like that's where my arms and shoulders are looking so sick.

Oh my God. And it's a Barbie pickle ball? I know. It was perfect. Because Summer's like slows down a little bit for us. And I really just want to go to like the club for like a week and just like play pickleball there for like a full week straight. It'd be so much fun.

That's like my dream. Oh my gosh. I'm so excited. And it's pink pickleball. Wow. I love that she picked it out. I love that. She's got a ping pong too.

Do you remember me to send you the clip of me and her playing ping pong at the ice cream museum? It was a pink. It was like a pink ping pong thing and it was she was so good at it. All right. Wow. Thank you. Malibu and kids appreciate it. And I want to subscribe with this.

This is a cute too. Yeah. The floor is I guess it's a very Mother's Day theme is to have flowers, I guess. Wow. Wow. Oh, wow. Oh. This is so cute.

Oh, how sweet. The hungry caterpillar, I heart mom. Chicka, chicka, love mom. That was her. She was like, she would not put that one down. This one, the chicka-chika-boom. I used to love this one as a kid. Oh, my God.

I didn't know this one. Yeah, they like just changed the names. The hungry caterpillar too. I still love this one because like the worm eats its way through, or I guess a caterpillar, eats his way through all the food, which is like everything. My mom is the best. Oh, it's blue. Oh, it's blue.

Oh, my God. Can't we have to go to Disneyland to see Blueyland soon? and you're my little mama bear. She picked him out. Yeah, and we're thinking about, you know, that's for Elvis, Malibu. Blueies for Elvis, this one is Aquaman. Yeah.

Oh, my God. I love that there's a little theme and then the chickabooamook for, yay, it's so cute. Oh, my God, the best day ever. Thank you. Oh, my God, I did not need anything. There's just so much happening this weekend.

I think of my dad's 70th. I forgot it's Mother's Day, too. I've got to see my mom on Mother's Day. I got to see. There's a lot happening. Wow. Well, to go tell your moms that you love them today. It's on May 10th is Mother's Day here, but there's also Mexican Mother's Day that is May 10th every year.

So like in here in the U.S., Mother's Day is like always like the second Sunday or something of the month. And I guess in Mexico, May 10th is always Mother's Day, no matter if it's in the middle of the week or whatever. But it happens to fall on May 10th today. Everything is May 10th. So say happy Mother's Day to your mom. And if you don't have a mom, that's okay too. Oh, yeah, yeah. Your biological moms, your drag moms, your chosen moms.

Your mother's. Internet moms. I don't know. Mothers. Yes, everyone's a mom. And, you know, just, yeah, pet moms, you know, if you're taking care of something or you've really taken care of something at least once in your life, you know. You know, go to-you-law-day.

Yeah, your mothering. And, you know, work. And happy Mother's Day. It's a good day. It's a great day, actually. We love it. And this was so nice. Oh, my gosh.

Thank you so much. It was very, very sweet and wonderful. And are you doing anything for Mother's Day? Yeah, I'll be doing brunch with my mom. And then we both Atherian and I have to deliver your present on Friday. Oh my gosh. I know. We'll be here.

We have nothing going on. We have nothing going on. It's a one of the kind thing. Oh my God. Yeah, yeah. Stop. I really don't expect anything ever, but I really do appreciate it. I mean, so much coming from people.

I love it. Obviously you and Moses and Tanna. You guys are like my core. I really, yeah, I really, I thought about literally. I'm dead because remember when Tanda texted me and I had to ask you if this was a real or a catfish. Oh, yes. She was texting me questions to ask Moses about your birthday.

So what a, what a sir? I kind of put that together yesterday because she was like, I wanted to make sure. Yeah, she got me crazy. She got me like a Gucci, a blood tag. But then she was like really heartfelt like a book of just like, it was like prompts of the reasons why she loves me. And it was just like all handwritten by her. It was like so sweet.

Don't tell McVile. You remember that? When Brooke went on there and said like, oh, how come she only got you a Shutterstock book? Okay, drama I forgot about that First of all, that's the coolest thing ever And there's a shout of stuff I forgot about that completely

But she puts so much thought Because here's the thing, right? It's like of course I think of myself Like a Balenciago or Gucci I don't anymore so like What's very special to get But like I don't know Yeah, when someone like hand writes something for you

Or just putting thought into stuff It's just like I don't know It just means so much more Another thing about getting older It just means so much more I love a little gift I love gifts But when someone puts any thought

into the gifts I'm just very I appreciate it. I love it. I love thoughtful gifts. And I don't have many people in my life. And that's why this year for my birthday too, I was just like, there's so much going on. I was like, honestly, I'm just good to chill. So we'll be here. We have a lot of family coming in from my dad's birthday. So we're like receiving a lot of people on Friday, which is great. But we'll be here. We'll be here all day. Maybe we'll go out to eat. Maybe we'll go. See what Domino's today. I was like, oh, God, I got so hungry. The photos shoots were taking over today.

I didn't have time to eat. And I was like, oh, dominoes kind of sounds fun. There's lots of stuff happening. Oh, are you okay? Well, I'm trying to coordinate the cupcakes to the kids. Oh, they came? The cupcakes and the macarones. I ordered them so many goodies because they really wanted that. The cake was so enticing. It was like a six-foot cake and they're like, well, I want to eat this cake.

And I was like, don't worry. We're going to get cake after. It's going to be a whole cake weekend, honestly. It's going to be nonstop cake, a cake-a-thon, if you will. No, I'm very excited. I love a birthday. I just love a birthday too because even if you like don't celebrate or don't do anything, I just like it's just like your day, you know?

And it's fun to like go to every little store that gives you a free. free little something on your birthday. I always see, I've never done it, but I always did TikToks of like the guide of what to get for free on your birthday and it seems like a good activity.

Does that you have your actual birthday? I feel like you can just lie. Because I'm like... I don't think anyone checks. Obviously, we should go do that for Patreon and see how many free things we can get but it's like, your birthday's my eighth.

Like famous birthdays.com. Right. They look it up and like... Wait, that's actually so fun. Right. I'd be like, let's go get a free... That sounds fun. And you just get free...

I think it was... Is it Raising Cains? I think it's giving away a free chicken box on Mother's Day. And I think everyone can get it. I think it was like buy one, get one free, not sponsored. But I think it was something like that. And I was like, that's pretty good. Shout to all the places doing stuff for moms out there.

I guess you could just lie about that too, honestly. I'm like, I'm a mom. You know what I mean? What do you mean? And maybe it's for everyone. Maybe they didn't eliminate it. Like, I don't think they were specified moms. I think it was just like a Mother's Day promotion or something.

Wow. There's actually a lot of free stuff. What can you get? You can get a free free free Slupy at 711 for your birthday. a free large popcorn at AMC at Applebee's a free dessert, Arby's. With any sandwich, receive a free

order of small curly fries and a small shake. Wow, that's actually everything. Ooh, a Jemoka. Auntie Annes, you can get a free soft pretzel, Baskin Robbins free ice cream. What does that mean? You get a free two and a half ounce ice cream scoop. That's not pretty good size.

Benny Hana, a $50 free complimentary birthday gift. Wow. What? What? If you're registered at the chef's table. Well, who's not? Like, that you should be VIP, Beaniehanna. Oh, my gosh.

Wow, there's so much. Oh, my gosh. Chili's, you got free dessert. Cinebond, you got a free cold brew. The cracker barrel, you get a free dessert and a birthday song. Oh, my God. Crumbled cookies, you get a free cookie. Any cookie you want?

A $5 cookie. Oh, what are different prices? If there's like one, I think remember the pies are more, like, you know, the really thick ones, the cakey ones. I said none of that for you. No. Wow. That actually sounds so fun.

That is. It's a lot of sweets. It also like, then we have to like a film though. It's like we're just like filming in public. I can I have something for free? Like I don't know. I mean,

it does sound fun but also sounds a little scary but. Hey, it's my birthday. Yeah. That sounds. Okay. And? Right.

That's, oh my God. I feel like it like shouldn't be embarrassing, but I feel like I'd be embarrassed. You know. I would be too. Let me just buy my own. Oh my God. Okay.

That's okay. Maybe not. I just order a dominoes. I don't know. But I do love all those deals. Honestly, those are good deals. And honestly, you should, if you're someone who's just not scared of public interaction. Without social anxiety.

That part. That part for sure. I have severe social anxiety and asking anything for free. Especially because, like, you know, the influencer of all, they're like, these influencers think they can just get anything for free. Anyway, so this week is wonderful. Shout out to all my tourists is out there. Love you.

We didn't celebrate single tomorrow last episode. We should have done that. I don't have seen. Happy single. Happy late. Mine's ultra day single. That's my birthday. No.

Ocho de Mayo. No, you mean like, yeah. Yep. Totally. But ADD is also so bad today. Me too. I always have to do like a blanket apology in advance because it's a little wild today.

Mine too. I think just. You're undiagnosed ADD. I'll say it. Yeah. I think you give me a, I think if you have it, you can diagnose me. Yeah.

I think whoever has it can tell me. I think so. I was talking Montana about the other day, too. I was like, I think I need to go get a diagnosis because I would love to be like, not love to be, but I think like then I can say confidently that I also too have it. Because I do think I, yeah,

I think I have a little bit of it. I would not be surprised. And I think it gets, it sounds like it's worse. I was like talking through because I think when I do not love line, I'm so focused because it's like the conversation go anywhere.

But with you, I'm more relaxed because you drive the conversation. So I feel like I'm a little more, I think about other things because I'm like, oh, I don't have to... Yeah, but I need to my no cards. Yeah, but when we're both off, that's trouble.

Then it's like, then I have to, maybe need to focus in more. Right. Which is kind of good at Moses here because sometimes I'm like, I have to focus more on what Moses said because he says sneaky things and I'm like, okay, I need to focus more.

So I think it's, yeah, but that's a compliment. I think if you, if your ADHD gets a little looser around someone that means you trust them and you feel safe because you're just like, I can just, um, my brain can wander. Yes, T, T, T, T, I agree with that. Wonder everywhere today. but we're not wondering here.

It's hot topics today. And there's so many. Metgala. How are you feeling after your Metgala, extravaganza? That's why. It feels like so long ago, but also not at the same time. It was kind of weird. It was a long day.

It was a really long day because we filmed early, super early, and then I went here straight to E. Oh my God. Gagg, the craziest part was when I was sending Jimmy the cards, I'd send them from my office in Studio City. and he saw that in Uber that it was coming from my office and then it was at the same time

that Trish Crave posted Trisha paid his arrives at the Met Gala And he goes, oh my God, Trisha's at the Met Gala And I was like, what? He's like, you're sending it from your work and Trish Crave just posted this. Is it AI?

And I was like, what? What was it? Was it AI? I think it wasn't, I thought it was her Bridgetton cosplay. Oh, so maybe it was Photoshop. Yeah. Okay, not AI. AI is the worst. Okay, it was a cute little edit.

I did see. It did look like, I did look like a real. Jimmy really was gagged. Oh, Jimmy was gagged. Oh, my God. Okay. No, because Jimmy was like, did you guys film yesterday? She really in New York for the Met Gallag? Oh, my God.

They duped him. Was it Oscar Crave or Trish Crave? Trish Crave. Dooped. Wow. Dang, you got Jimmy even, who is an editor. I know, geez. And I was like, I figured Jimmy would know because you say a lot of stuff like, and then

you're like, oh, wait, Jimmy cut that out. And Jimmy's like kind of the first to know everything. Right. you talk about it. But yeah, Jimmy, Jimmy was fooled. Wow. The image was good at first look when you just glanced at it. Yeah.

It was a good Photoshop. Yeah. And it had a little green to it too to kind of cover up any like edits or whatever so it all blended in. Wow. You think Aiden did it or you think someone sent it to him? I feel like Aidan probably did it. He's really crafty like that.

Very impressive. His stuff gets a lot of use to. Oh my gosh. I know. It was. The craves are better at social media for us than we are for ourselves. Which is so funny. A thousand percent.

I know. Oscar Crave issued the apology to be like, I thought, guys, I really thought. He really did. I know. But, you know, we, we tried. Was that Monday? Oh, yeah, that was Monday. Okay.

And so you went and then you're just like seated. Yeah. Well, I was seated. I couldn't even get up. Like, it was just relentless because there was just nonstop people. We were at E.T. Was at every hotel that the met attendees stay at? So it was like, we're at every hotel.

So we had the post all of the hotel stuff. And then they're also at the carpet. like three people on the carpet sending videos. So we have to like just post everything. Just live. Are they doing it on iPhones? iPhones. Miley Cyrus.

Yeah. iPhones. Yes. Yeah. All iPhone. And it's like, I mean, we have a crew there too,

but. Crazy. The iPhone stuff, gaggett looks better. Like if Michaela, if we were filming Michaela with an iPhone at the Hand of Montana premiere, she would have a high barred.

That is true because the coloring, all that stuff does like a little diabolcal. And it's like the crew. footage comes via like a live stream and like the service in the Met is terrible so it goes in and out a lot so we had to like all do iPhones so they're on New York and they upload the footage like a folder and then we like post it and it's easy but it was just so much that like I remember I finally was able to go to the bathroom at like 730 so and we started out one wait what do you mean finally got to go Why you can't just go?

So busy. Yeah, like I didn't have a chance to like get up. But what have you really had to be? If it was like I was going to like pee my pants, then yeah, I would have. Okay, they're not like. No, it's not like Amazon where like, you know, I'm in a bottle. Yeah. And it's all like easy stuff, but there's just so much.

I think we pushed like 200 videos. So it was like. How many did you edit personally? Probably over 100. Wow. Yeah. Yeah. That's crazy.

What was your favorite? My favorite outfit? TikTok that you edited. Oh, they're all like. really simple. That's why the actual editing was easy. Like it wasn't anything like crazy. I guess my favorite was at the very end

I had my last like little bit of juice was a knocky eye. I posted a video of a knocky eye at the end and I really like gave it a little put my whole pussy into it. What did you do? I like there was only a couple video clips of her too like on Getty so I had really like punched in. I zoomed in 500%

Because I'm like I need to get the tears So good So I like focus on the tears And then just did a montage Of her It's like really dramatic Like orchestra music

Ooh Yeah To give her a real And I put a little glow I put a little sparkle It'll turn on to it And I was like Wow this is kind of giving

She was my best dress actually That was my favorite That's so crazy That's so wild you said that It was your favorite Because that was like My favorite dress Yeah that was my favorite one

Eddick's actually got to put a little something into it and she looked so good. So I was inspired the second I saw her face. I was like, oh, she's squirt. Yeah. Love her. My favorite look, though, my top three would be number one. Um, I think Emma Chamberlain.

Wow. Yeah. I love the chamber. Um, a knock. And then Eileen goo, I really love too. She is the one. She was one that had the bubble dress and then the bubbles were like flying around her. Everyone loved that bubble.

It was fierce. It was fair. It was fair. It was very Glinda. It was very Glinda coated. Okay. I think if we do too many bubbles in our real life that I'm sick of the bubbles.

There's just bubbles in the bath. Oh my God. Outside, down here, there's open the bubbles. And I'm like, okay, we have enough bubbles. Aquaman's birthday's bubbles. My dad's 70th is having bubbles. I'm like, okay, I'm done with the bubbles. But I guess, yes, for the people

who are not engulfed in bubbles every day. It was cute. It was a cute. Look, I like the bubbles blowing around her. Yeah, but I like a little set design, I guess. She looked really good. Honestly, yeah. Chase Infinity?

That's her name? Yes, I love her. She pretty much wore your rainbow birkin, I feel. Moses's interpretation. Yeah. I think she interrupted. It was your rainbow birken. Yeah, that was the inspo.

What was the actual inspo? Do we know for that? It has to be. Okay. The colors, everything is exactly. I guess I would have really missed this year's theme. I mean, she does look beautiful as my rainbow worker. I think I would have really missed this year's theme.

Because I thought when it first was announced is like it was like recreating costume. Wasn't it like costume something when it was first announced? I swear there was costume in the theme. Oh, I don't think so. I think it was just art as fashion. No? From the beginning. I think so.

We're on double-tucket because I really do feel like costume was in there. Because I remember thinking like, oh, that's so me. It's like recreating costumes. At the beginning, there was something about cosplay. Definitely. we talked about... Definitely costume. Right, but we talked about how it's fitting for you.

Right, because I was like, oh, this is meant for me. It's like costumes from film or something like that was like one of the... Oh, I see where the mix-up was. The actual exhibit is called, quote, costume art. That's the exhibition inside. Okay, that's what I thought. And I was like, they always do that. They always switch.

Because it was like sleeping beauty, but then everyone came as something else. And I was just like... The actual exhibition, it's like they are almost like sisters, I guess. Like they're related, but it's not the exact same, like the exhibition versus the theme. So I thought everyone was going to come in costume. I said, oh, that's so fun, like, dress as your favorite character. So then when I saw, I did, I liked the theme. Thank you so much to Home Chef for sponsoring Day's episode of Just Trish.

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She was a melting clock? Yeah. Oh. Right? Am I like, am I getting tricked by AI? Because I don't know. Maybe she...

With the bob and everything? I know what you mean. It was like she was wearing a silk kimono. I thought she was giving a little cultural appropriation teas. Oh. But I didn't really look into her drag. Was it a kimono? It kind of was giving that with the blunt bob.

Oh, I did see that one. So now I'm like, wait, did I see AI? But Kylie had my phone. I need a melting clock for us. But Kylie had. it's kind of like a sculpture with a dress kind of down so that looked almost like that

No, this one was actual melting clocks with Jimmy, you'll be editor of the year if you can find the outfit I saw but now you're right now that you're saying that I remember the secret kimono No, it was actual like clocks melting Oh my gosh Might have been from a different year

because I see things come up all the time that show No, I think it was, I think it might have been AI The stupid AI gets me every time I know you guys are right Because I saw that her too with the a... Camono looking thing. Yeah.

Dang. Okay, I don't know. I'm gonna find it. Yeah, I was like, I didn't really look at the print, so I'm like, maybe, but now that I'm looking at the print, there's no clock.

No, because it wasn't, it was like a dressing clock. Okay, my God. I mean, it's giving AI that you probably felt for. Oh my God. Was Megan Trainor's real? That was AI, Mama.

Megan Trayner wasn't even there. Because it was so literal. I had like the starry night. Oh my God. See, that's what I'm saying. Oh my God. Like, I hate AI now. Like, what do you mean?

Because I even when I saw her there, I was like, well, good for her with all this train going from Megan Trainers. She's like, there, you know? I was like, that's good. And she was giving literal art. And I was like, oh, I love that. Damn. I don't even know what's real now anymore.

Like, I don't actually even know what's real. That's like what's so annoying. That is sending me here. All right. Well, I don't know anyone. I don't know who showed up anywhere. Worst dressed for fashion police. Oh, we're stressed easily, Lauren Sanchez Bezos.

Like, I understand. Over me. Yeah. Because then some people. People love to comment in here, oh, but it's a reference to Madame X, the painting. I'm like, I don't care. I'm not gagging. This could be, boy, wearing a blue shirt.

And I could show up to the mat and like, no, you guys, but I'm referencing a painting. I don't care. Like, I'm not gagging. Like, I'm not eating it up. So if you are, you have access to literally every resource in the world, every fashion house. You could wear literally anything you want. And you buy your way into the Met Gala, at least gag. You know what I mean?

Like, you're hated. Everyone's mad that you're there. The least you can do is gag us. Like you have access to everything. Why are you gagging? Why do you think? Do you think someone like... I think you just can't buy taste

and that's kind of the problem here. You don't think so? I feel like you could get the... You could get La Roach or something to style you. Like, I feel like, no. I think she just doesn't have the taste. You can get scammed. You can get scammed to the thinking that you're getting the best.

That's true. Like you spend the most on the stylus. If you don't have taste, you don't know, if the people around you tell you, oh, this is amazing. And everyone around you is like, oh, this is incredible. This is amazing.

Sometimes I think the designers of the mat are just trying to prank. Right? Like, it feels like a prank sometimes. You're like, I don't know. Like, look, and we're talking about this. Yes, I'm not all in too. I was like, like, I really would be like, like, if they told me to wear like a potato sack, I'd wear a potato sack.

Like, I would wear anything someone said looks good, of course. But I do think sometimes they're doing it to be a little messing with. I think in the case of Lauren Sanchez Bezos, like she's kind of in charge of the creative image because also her wedding dress was kind of tacky too. And like, she just has like a lack of style. Right. And I think she's like, oh, I'm scared. skinny and that's enough.

Like, yes, you have a face that, you know, is fairly snatched and you have a waist also that's fairly snatched. But, like, where's the fashion? Where's the style? Like, be a little serious. You know what I'm saying? She kind of actually really pissed me off. How do you buy your way into the mat gala and then not eat?

Yeah, literally. I guess I don't know what she looked like. I didn't see it. I'll show you. Okay, I need to be with you. I want to. Just this blue dress. Oh, yeah, it is giving Windsor.

Yeah, it is. Which we love, but not with the Met. Yeah, and like, technically, yes, it could have been a reference to Madame X the painting, but pick a better painting. You know what I'm like? Go into the museum and pick something that's a little bit more interesting. Like what? Like into the actual Mez where they pick these paintings or where? Just anywhere.

It's just like art in general. Like any, so there's millions of art pieces. Literally go do Moses's war. You know what I mean? That would have been good. That would have been gangy. I know. I feel like that wasn't giving enough.

Like it wasn't on themed enough. So boring. So, so boring. For an honorary co-chair, like that's what you give. Is she? Yeah. She's up there with Beyonce. She,

it was her, Nicole Kidman and Anna Winter were the ones that greet you when you enter at the end of the carpet when you enter. Really? Yes, because they're like the committee or whatever. In a winter with everybody that comes in. Yeah, they stand on the end. They say hello, welcome. I mean, she'd probably just take your notes who's not invited next time.

Yeah, see. Oh my God. He was blacklisted. Wow. And it was after the Bezos that gave a generous donation to the Met. So like literally they bought their way in. Like, come on. What's the generous donation?

How much? I don't know if they said how much. How come those people got in trouble? Oh, that didn't seem like, I guess it's a lot. Yeah, I guess it's a lot for just, I guess. Oh, yeah, 10 million. Wow. I mean, okay.

I don't know. Oh, it says some reports say it could be up to 20, but at least 10 million. Dang. It's not even a jackpot of the lottery. The minimum jackpot's $20 million. That's... So, yeah, easily my worst dress for sure. And it's all on her.

Like, I know there's some. Like, there was a model, Bavita Mandava, and she was wearing, like, a blouse in what looked like jeans. Oh, my gosh. Okay. That's crazy, right? Yeah. Or what was her, what was she channeling?

So she was a guest of Chanel. So Chanel like styled her for this. That's crazy. I know. And the jeans were actually made of silk. So it wasn't denim. It was silk. So I think that was kind of the gag was that it looks like denim, but it's not them.

And it was a reference to how she was discovered because she got scouted as a model when she was leaving the subway wearing jeans. So the explanation of the outfit is that it's a reference to that. Okay. I don't mind that. Like Moses said, like going with like a rainbow berg and be like, what the hell is she wearing? But it's like, I guess if you're giving like a little niche to your fans, I guess that's kind of cute. I guess it's also like not her fault because like Chanel put her in it. Yes, for sure.

It's like a big difference between her and like Lauren Sanchez Bezos. Yeah. You wear what they tell you to wear. But yeah. Yeah. I wasn't really gagging. Troy Savon also wore denim and I thought he at least looked good. but I think the blouse paired with the not denim jeans

was just like so normcore that... Especially like look at the background, right? She's on the Metcala stairs and all the beautiful things behind her. It's like she's so gorge. Like why not give her like a moment? Like she would, anybody could pull off something gorgeous. Anything. She's literally stunning.

Yeah, stunning in a model. I feel like we didn't get enough gag that way, you know, and she would have gagged for sure. Mm-hmm. Um... What did you think of the... car Jenner's. You know.

Again, saying from somebody that wears fashion over, I'd take this for what it is. I wasn't like, wow. I feel like, I mean, Chris Jenner's face left looked amazing. Like, she really did look. I mean, I feel like she had another one. I feel like she looks 40 years old.

Like, she looks so, it's insane how young she looks and I like love it so much. Like standing next to Kim, you're like, are they the same age? Are she younger than Kim? Like, she looked really good. I don't know. I guess all of them.

Even like Kim's, I wasn't like, wow, you know, I wasn't recreating it. Even last year, remember when I recreated that little, like, gray cardigan, or was that two years ago. Oh, yeah. Like, everyone, like, hated it, but I was, like, no, I was gagging for it. I feel like this was kind of like. Yeah, T. Right? The girls just had their little corsets and their cute little bodies.

It looked okay. I feel like the Kardashians, like, are just done so much more. The Card Jenner's, if you will. Yeah. Kylie's was a reference to the Venus Day Milo, the statue. and Kendall's was a reference to the winged victory statue and she kind of wore gap. But inside she like took off her train

and like it was like waving it in the air to have like the wings of the statue. And that was gaggy. I'm like, well, where was that for the carpet? Yeah, why didn't you that I wonder? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

Like that's so weird. Show it inside. Yeah. How do you see inside? I thought they could have phones inside. They have photos. They have photographers. And you can't have phones.

I think there's a limit of what you can post because people were posting Sabrina Carpenter's performance inside. I did see that, yeah. Yeah, and then there was a couple bathroom selfies that came out. Always a bathroom selfie. Who took that? Who took it on their phone?

There was a couple. The black pink girls did one. I think Jenny took one of the group of them. And Hudson Williams took one of him and Connor's story. And everyone was hating on Hudson Williams. The Shane Dawson Eyeshadow? Yes. That was a crazy.

Why was like kind of gagging? When he came on, I was like, okay. You liked it. It was just something. That's your era. That's your core. I like that he just kind of did something, you know, artistic. Do you think he was referencing Shane for real?

Because you sent it to me and I was like, wait, I feel like maybe. You know what? They grew up on him. Like people grew up on him. There was like you and Shane. You know what I mean? Like you know what that's so funny? Because my idea, as I was watching everyone come up and like, everyone was playing the references of some kind of art.

I was like, I think I would do the James Charles Unleashed your inner artist palette. And I would be like, it would be different pigments dusted on to like, you know, a white gown or something. That's what you would have done. The painted palette. Yes, the James Charles and Lisa and her artist palette, but with different colors. Like almost Emma Chamberlain-esque, but instead of like looking like paint dripping, it would look like, you know, powdery. Like some little pigment was dusted on. And then I would have a handbag.

And my handbag would be like a block symbol. And then the X would be time and one line. and then place on the other line. So it really is sending a big statement. Okay, I was like, first of all, I thought he's enemy number one of the show. Why are we dressing like him? It's a statement.

I feel like he'd still be like, wow, I was representing. He'd be honored for sure, but it would be a statement. I like, I guess, okay, the handbag is cute. I like where you're going with that. Are you where? I'd be posing with, like, keeping, making sure the handbag is, like, sent her. Okay. Block, yeah, like, time.

Okay, I like that. I do like that, I guess. I guess it's giving a little statement, but it's getting painted a little too much. promo. Is anyone buying that painted palette? I think it's done. I think Morphy it's Marphy still make it? No, he

his makeup line is painted. He has painted. I'm talking about the James Charles Unleash Your Inner Artist palette from I have no idea what that is. Okay, so that's like his is... That's from like 2019? Oh, you're doing a deep cut too. You would have been... Well, just because it literally is called the Unleash Your Inner Artist and...

Got it. I guess I wasn't getting all the verbiage. Now I understand. This is me. That girl explaining her jeans and blouse. People would be like gag for it. That would go viral. That moment would go viral. You and Hudson would be like the 2019 beauty is art. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. He's a conspiracy power. Yes. Is that what the Shane eyeshadow was from when he was like, oh, I'm getting really good? That was his beauty. Yeah. His beauty influencer era. Yeah.

He was serious too. He was locked in. You remember he was like, oh, I look how he like, he really was like proud that he was getting better with the eyeshadow, remember? Yeah, he thought he was eating. for sure. Something that would happen to me though for sure. I would think I'm eating and then like... Oh, me all the time.

Like, I don't want people to know. I'm never like judging from a place of meanness. I'm judging from a place like, I know you thought you ate and we just didn't. I look at so many things in 2019 that I thought I was eating and did not. We saw someone on Monday that we talk about on the podcast.

I gag. Okay. This is the problem. This is the problem with like, I'm doing a podcast and then going on public. Like immediately. I also tell Moses, don't look. What's he do?

Look. He's like, oh, he's not there anymore. And then he's like, oh, he's there. I was like, don't look. I was like, don't look. Of course he's there. What do you think he just disappeared? Oh, my God.

David Dilbrick? Close. Should we say it or should we keep it a mystery? I guess it doesn't matter. Is it weird? No. Think about our area. I guess we can say where we're at.

We're just talking about half of that. Cal Best's comments. Oh my God. That's like every influence her. Where does that sugar? me and Moses, and I was just like, I see a camera crew outside. And I was just like, and I look and I was like. No, clivoculars in jail or something, right?

Yeah, I saw a camera crew and I saw hair. And I was like, oh my gosh. And then I was like, I didn't think they were going to come in to Sugarfish because it's very specific. And I was just like, but then Moses looks. And then when we go out, right, I'm like, I guess it's like giving too much power to be like, we're like overthinking everything. But then I was just like, oh, God, now we have to like get up and like leave.

I'm like, just bolt the other way. because I knew what place they were going. There's a new place that opened, which I already tried. I was the first one. The I-Hoe Burger or something. The I-Hoe Burger or something. I was chicken, yes.

So I knew they were off to I-Ho cheeseburger next door. And I was like, so then when we left, and they're right next to each other, and I ho cheeseburgers outside. And I was just like, okay, so I tell Moses, I'm just walk, don't even look. Moses, like, looks right over. He's like, it's not there.

He's like, oh, there he is. I was like, Moses left to go change something. But I was just like, oh, my God, it was crazy. Who? Wait, hold on. I really want to guess. I don't know what it is. I know what it is. So easy.

Okay. It's not David. It's not, no one in the vlog swap? No. It's not James. No. No. Who else?

Who do we talk about a lot? And it's a he. What the king? I think. They? I don't know. What is? I don't know.

We'll check pronouns. I think it's he. That sounds bad. Anyways, to me if it's he. Keep whatever. pronoun is right Jimmy. So sorry. Oh my God.

I don't know. I think so. So it has to be someone queer. We talk about love that's queer. What do you mean? Who? Who? Wait.

What do you mean? I wish Moses was in here. Like, what do you mean? Influencer. An influencer, not Jake Weber. No. You'd be excited about that. There's so many huge hints.

Who the hell do we talk about? Why am I blinking? Who do we talk about? That's queer. Hold on, hold on, hold on. That I'd go the other direction, like, scared. Just like, ah! Not walks one.

Not James Charles. Moses, you're missing all of this. Moses just came back. He's been trying to guess for the past five minutes, and he knows he has every single hint. It's so obvious. And he's just like, who? Oh, my God.

Why don't I know? Did I already get, I said Shane already? Yeah, it's not sheen. I said, he went to Hio Cheeseburger because it's a new food spot. He had a camera crew. We saw the hair. We said that queer.

I feel like it gives some. Tyler catastrophe. You already mentioned somebody that's related to him. Related to clavicular? No, to the person that you're trying to guess. I kind of like not saying it, actually.

I'm going to leave it on a cliff hanger for everybody. No, I need to know. Who is it? Just tell me. Just tell me. Ryland. Oh, my God. He wasn't even in your head.

No, but like when I say Shane, Rylind is implied. Like if I see... Why is that crazy? No, like you... If it's like if someone says Moses, I feel like Tricia's implied and vice versa. No, if you saw Moses is different than seeing Tricia. I feel like it's implied that you two are together.

Same with she and Arirond. Like it's implied. Well, they weren't together, I don't think. I think it was just Rylan. And he had like a crew. He was with a posse. He thinks it was the girl. I think it's the same.

It's the podcast. Yes. Because they be maybe eating over there. That's why when I said a new spot, I thought you were going to know because they do. Their podcast just. just became an eating podcast, which I'm not mad at, by the way. I kind of love that. That's our direction for sure.

Like, let's just go dry food. They have, like, someone on, like, a, like, a steady cam with them. Like, it was, like, crazy. Yeah, I guess. It looked like, literally Kardashians were filming. Like, who's out there? And then I saw Brian and I was just like, oh, my gosh. Garrett Watts.

It was definitely, like, what, at least five people, right? I'm not over exaggerating. Like, poor people. Call them and be like, there it is. Maybe four? Okay. You said maybe that girl from the sip and maybe. I just saw the back and it looked like the color hair.

And I recognize the guy with the camera. Now, why did you look when I said, don't look? I look. I have no problem looking. But I was like, babe, don't look over. And then you look over. You're like, he's not there. He's like, oh, he's there.

I just saw him. No, but why would happen? I don't know. What would happen? We don't need to make, like, contact. I make eye contact with people. But did you make eye contact with them? Or you just looked?

No, they were filming. They were all like looking at the food. Oh, he said they were all filming the food all together. Like all four of them had, right? Was there iPhones? Yeah, nobody could. It was, I don't like it. I don't like that feeling.

I just do not like it. Oh, wait. They posted two hours ago. Who? The Taho Cheeseburger? Yeah. Did they say, butchicken fingers? What's the title?

He's in there, anything. Oh, my God. I wonder if they name drop you. That'd be everything. They never say anything. And then they're like now. Try in viral foods in Kardashian. In Kardashian's neighborhood.

Okay. Spencer. I don't know what Spencer is. With Spencer? So anyway. Oh, Spencer was what they were trying to end the Patreon too. They're like, here's Spencer now. I'll also love.

just like introducing like a new character that no one knows because I remember like Shane was doing like trying food with Spencer and I was like oh I love that we should just find some person and just start trying food not even in the universe of Trish just like some random and like never address it just be like oh today we have Ashley Andrew Andrew is a good name you just be like an Andrew we probably know an Andrew yeah I want to just start just have someone that gives like Oscaresque vibes because that was the thing I think the Spencer from what I know was giving like Andrew Suwiki vibes or like what's the other one we talk about Garrett's vibes Like I feel like it was giving that and so we just find someone that's like Oscar S when you're not available and be like oh

Today with Anthony Like that looks like Oscar Anyways I don't know it wasn't a big deal of course not but I mean me just being like I No we just want to promote their podcast and shout out sip we saw a live in person I think maybe it's more star struck Yeah it's kind of like well get the sip here You were on it once right I was I was on it once I went with her Wow it's great it was a great day it was a great day and

And we should watch their review See how they liked it You loved it You love high-o cheeseburger Yeah, it's probably the best burger I have We went the day open It was a soft launch

We were at the park And I want to go to Bowling Crab But Boile Crabb is open at noon now And not 1130 And I'm like, oh So we had to go to a high-o cheeseburger Which was the soft launch And I went because they said

They had the best chicken fingers In L.A. Like everyone's like on TikTok Like the best chicken fingers At a high-ho cheeseburger Because they have like them in Santa Monica And Suu City And you like honey?

Yes Okay so they were like Were they hot honey Or just regular honey Chicken fingers? You were spicy. It was a little spicy. It wasn't too spicy.

It wasn't too spicy. It was like a honey, like a Chinese honey sauce. They were good. They were good. And they don't do it without the sauce. I asked for like the kids and they don't do it. So you can only get it with the sauce. They were good. You loved the burger.

I thought the burger was, okay. You loved it. You said it was the best burger you ever had. So our taste buds very different. For sure. You like the spices in it or something. Something they put in it and it feels like it's fresh, you know, like French ground beef.

It didn't feel like it was ever frozen. They were nice. But their system is weird. You can only go in one by one to order. It's a very odd system. And there's not a lot of seating outside. So it's kind of an odd system. But there was a line and people love it.

But I prefer sugarfish next door. So we went there. But, you know, I guess that's what's happened when you're in that neighborhood. You just might run into. That's why I was like happy to move up. In the Kardashians neighborhood. Right. You might run into Raelic.

You might. You just might. And, um. I know. Why is he saying like that? It's also like, ever, you live here too. Like, why?

It's your neighborhood. I don't know. I guess they just, me knowing everything. They just put an offer on a new house so maybe they're moving out of the neighborhood. Yeah, you really do know a lot. I do.

I really don't watch. I think it does pop up. Like, I did block them like a long time ago. And I don't, I really don't actually like actively seek, but I do see the titles and thumbnails. And I don't, but I never see it on TikTok really.

I really don't. But I think again, because of the book and going through legal with the book, it's almost like rewriting the book all over again because it's like, so specific every little thing. It's like, did that actually happen or did you feel that way?

And then it's like the legality of it where it's like, would other people attest to this? And if they wouldn't, you could say, right, like if it was everyone's on David's side or something like that, you could just say like, oh, it felt like everybody was doing this. So there's like so much verbiage. I think like with all these eras, it's like really going through the video and really just being like, okay, what's, what is this actual fact? Is there video?

Thank God there's video of a lot of things because that like does. Who was it? We were just talking about last hot topics. Oh, clavicular. where I was like, did he actually inject it? And like, it's on stream. I was like, oh, okay, well, that's pretty easy then. But, yeah, I guess when I moved out of the valley, I loved it because it was away from, like,

all the influencers because the influencers were living, like, Studio City. That was, like, the area, at least the, like, the vlog squad and stuff. So I'll be so far out. But I guess in theory, they were here first. We're not even in that area. We just drove. We drove, I think, oh, because the podcast ended early, and I was like, oh, we can go to, like, Sugarfish because we have time every day.

It was good. It was a good outing. And we saw a celebrity in the wild. And it was very exciting. And he was getting celebrity. I'm not going to lie. Like when you see those like a steady camp following someone around and his hair was quaffed. Like he was given celebrity.

We stared. We stopped. We were gagged. Moses looked a second time. You know what I mean? So it was an overall great experience. And you know what? No energy had to be exchanged.

And I love that. I always believe that in person when you meet people, I would say hi and talk. Right. You always, yeah. You always be cordial. Yeah. I'm always cordial. Even if I don't like someone, I'm always like, hey.

I'm actually. I'm not even cordial. I'm like super nice actually. But I try to avoid. But if you can't avoid, if you like literally run into each other, then I'm like, hey, how's it going?

I wish you ran into him. We should have just gone into high-o cheeseburger. I wish we were actually there eating. It's so funny because like I'm sure they would be, even if it was Shane or Rylan, they would be like totally calm and cordial. But like, I don't think so.

You don't think so? I don't think they care that much. No, I don't think they care that much. Think about just. Jeff in Starbucks. Right. Is it giving that? Is it giving? Am I the Jeff or are they the Jeff? Who's running away from who? Well, you're up with me. Yeah, I was running away. Yeah, I am running away. I will always run away for sure. It'd be funny to see a whole crew coming and then turning around and

rocket way. I feel like that might happen. Like, it's just one of those things where I don't know. I don't know what the persona is of me anymore. Are people scared of me or not? I hope not. I hope everyone knows. I am just a nice person and I have no ill will. I apologize for calling you a snake. I probably shouldn't have done that. That was probably, that was probably awful. And also, we love snakes.

Apology to Riley and we love an apology. It wasn't even on your mind and it's like, what? You really throw me off with the pronoun bit. I'm like, I didn't. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. That's true. You haven't been keeping up with the... That's what I'm saying he's blocked. I can't go to the bio. You know, where they have the pronoun. nouns and I just don't know but you know I do a plug I buy it's everyone honestly I'm so

sorry that is funny to everyone that's in my book I'm just kidding it's not that bad I feel that bad honestly I feel like my book is actually not that bad I feel like I'm actually pretty nice actually from the feedback I've heard from like the few people that read it they're like you actually pretty nice to a lot of people just wait till those arcs are out honey I know I can't wait to hear I do it I it's so scary I thought about that after we finally handed in the final manuscript I really was just like wait this is like so scary that it's like out there and you like, yeah, you can retract or you could like do reprints, but it's kind of like once it's like out there, it's out there.

Get those first editions, baby, just in case. You never know. You never know. Robert Wilson, didn't you have to like take out some words about Joshua Bar and Cohen for the UK version or something? I do think the UK is a little more conservative. They did tell me they are a little more conservative with stuff. But so funny because like last night, well, not funny, but like interesting.

Moses was like, I don't know. How didn't even get brought up? You were like, I don't know if I should read the book or. Or just hear about it from context. No, so I didn't know how to approach the book. And like, yeah, it's like to wait to get people's reactions to the book and through that experience it the first time or reading it myself or I don't know. Or listening is what I said too.

He said, listen. And I said, I'm going to wait for the movie. He didn't know if he was going to read the book. And I was like, of course, read it. But then I was like, I don't know. Maybe not. I guess maybe like listen to our parts. I don't know.

It's like, I don't know what it's going to make me feel about certain people in your pat. Like, you know what I mean? like there's certain amount. Yeah, there's things in your past that I haven't fully experienced. And then if I experienced them, I can get mad, I can get angry. I can get sad. No.

Yeah, I don't know either. I know. That's what I'm scared of. People in real life like reading my book. I'm always just like, oh, my God. I'm like, it's a lot. Because I feel like people like hear things or don't hear things. And it's like, you can't possibly keep up with every little thing I've ever said.

But it's like, yeah, it is kind of a weird thing. I don't know. And for the most part, I heard most of it from you firsthand. Yeah. Some of it. But not even all that. Because even when I would say, like, I was just like, oh my God, like when I was like writing it. And so I was just like, I don't know if I like tell anybody this stuff.

It's kind of weird. Kind of scary. But especially because it's printed. I guess in my mind it feels like less people will know about it because it's in a book. I'm like, I really reads books. You know what I'm in my mind? Obviously. But then I'm like, but it's, you know, what if it sells like a million copies?

What if I'm Jeanette McCurdy over here and I start having an Apple TV movie with Jennifer Anderson or David Schwimmer or something? You know what I mean? Like it's just I don't know. I don't know what I would expect. But yeah, anyways, it's kind of scary. but you know so would you decide you're going to read it listen to it i'm still undecided waiting for comments probably start maybe i'll start from the end like reading right our chapter can i say i'm actually

most nervous for you to hear like our our meet you like how i perceived us meeting because our memories are very different i know i know of a lot of things and one of the people like i would like collaborate on this book with i would like tell him like stories and stuff like that and i was just like that he'd also talk to Moses and it was like very two different obviously like you know he's like listening to me and something like that but it's just like very so I at the end of the day I'm the one writing the book so I was like you know what I'm gonna but I was just trying to like get stories like which one should make the book which one should and obviously us like meeting and yeah I think it's I think it's cute but I'm just the way it's written I'll just write my own

accounts for he's like I'm going to write a memoir back actually um that's the great thing about a Yeah, if you want to reply to anything I said, you can write a memoir back. My side of the story. I probably would be nervous. I think about that. Like, I wouldn't be nervous like what, yeah, I think I'd be nervous. If someone like wrote, like that I knew wrote a memoir, I might be nervous, I guess. Because yeah, how people perceive things is very different.

Obviously, there's like the truth. But it's like, yeah, how people perceive people is interesting. And I actually don't know how people perceive me. Like people I've known in my past, I'm actually don't know how they perceive me. Like we were just talking about like the Jeff versus the Ryland thing and stuff. It's like, are people like scared? Are they like whatever? It's just Trish.

Who cares about her? No one listens to Trish. She's crazy. Or he's like, oh my God, it's scary. Don't talk to Trish. Like, I don't know. I don't know how people were seeing me. So I guess I'd be scared.

But we'll see. I'm going on the kitchen floor in a memoir coming soon. I'll do the audio soon too. I was like, ooh, it's going to be a lot. But shout out the sip. We send a collab with them. We send a collab request. I was going to sit our minds.

We send a collab. Can you imagine? Can you receive. a notification. Collaboration requests from Just Frisch podcast. Let's try it. See if they accept or not. That's a good little thing. That's actually so funny. Let's do it.

I love it. I love that that's like their it's kind of like our Patreon, I guess. It's like, let's just do that. Let's just go around the Kardashian and just try things. Hi, I have cheeseburger. I think you did say they wanted to do that. Just do live like Chloe Kardashian. I did. I think like, yeah, when my sister was here, I thought about it because they had the new like chips out. Oh my God, we should just do that.

It is kind of a fun. Let's just watch to see what they did and we'll do it too. Living like Rylan and Molly for the day. I mean, the reality is they just went to try burgers. They were like, how do we put the Kardashians in the title? I know. It's pretty much anything you're doing in Kalabasa, so you can put the Kardashians in the title.

I know, I know what I know what else it is. Parking where the Kardashians park sometimes. They go to Skims or, it would be fun. Go to the Skims L.A. store. The best way to segue. Oh, Moe's got a segue off that one. He knew, he knew. You're soon, you and I have virgin skin.

I know. He's like today I will leave this podcast. Famous people using your sound. Oh, I love this segment. I do love this segment. Moses always find someone using my sound and it makes me so happy. How do you see the time? I feel like I see so much.

Do we like the pussycat dolls? Oh, no. They just, um, I don't know. Do we know? It's not their fault. What do you mean? Oh, no. They don't get to cancel the door.

Jesus Christ. Kick the girls while they're down. First of all. How many people have canceled tours lately? It's not, it seems like it's something else. It's the ticket prices or flop. I think it's more that people, there's people designing tours for artists. Yeah.

I think they're not designing the tours properly and they're not doing the right research before launching the tour. Because you can find out how many people are going to buy tickets. Okay. So you're asking, do we like pussycat dolls? I'm going to play it anyways. Okay. Three, two, one. Everyone loves this. This sounds is a new thing.

What is the captioning a more my city of a hundred and national factors of your children of Valerie which had a see preaches to do me and there's a suggestion to bring in a claim and so long food where there was some quick as rank pounds can't be in front of things right. What's the caption?

Yeah, what's the text? When you have to cancel your tour and think of excuses. Let's to catch up on. So just the three of them talking to each other really fast. Frantically trying to find out a way to why we cancel the tour.

No, I like, Nicole was nice. I think there's like a little bit questions about her like beliefs and stuff like that because she talked about liking a hat or something like that. But she was nice when I'm, I met her at Sunset Boulevard and she's talented. They probably had more pussycat dolls.

But I love that they use that sound. That sound must be like a trending one because that's the one Olivia Puerto Rico used, right? From 2011, that's from like 2011. Like, how did anyone even find that? It's not even from my YouTube. It's from a show that's not even on Guinness World Records Unleashed. Like, how do they find that clip?

It's me doing to be or not to be. Can you have my phone? I'll do it right now. I'll recreate my viral moment, me just thinking of like the hot topics that we don't have. Like, what else can we talk about? Okay. Oh, you have more?

Okay. Why, I love that you have them. Let's see. To be or not to be, we can do the Hamlet. Hamlet soliloquil. Why do they have that be the thing you have to read? The words are so hard. Like, to be not to me, that is the answer.

Like, it's so, so hard. Oh, I did it too. You did? Here on the podcast. What? When we celebrated a YouTube anniversary. You did the soliloquite? Yeah, I wrote the, 3rd.

You wrote it. Oh, so you know. Oh, my God. This is, like, so triggering. I remember practicing this. Like literally, bear, bockin, fardels, bear. Like, what's a bodkin? What's a fartles?

Pangs of disbrized love. Like, and they're like, oh, you didn't say every word. Well, what do you mean? Disbrized has a little apostrophe. What does that even mean? D-I-S-P-R-I-Z-A-Postrophe D. That's not even a word. And like, you didn't say all the words.

Because they're not real words. What's pangs of disbrized love? He just made up words. I remember this so much being like, this is not even words. Like, what do you mean? Okay. To be an attribute, that is the question. was there's no one might to suffer the slings and arrows of our rages,

fortune, shake arms against the sea of troubles and bipolar, to end them to die to sleep, we end the heart again thousand of natural toxins, flesh to a air to, too, to the consummate to be wished to die to sleep to sleep, per hence the dream, and there's the rub for in the sleep, the death of dreams become warm, we have shuffled with his moral, there's the respect that Mexico and we have so long life. For who would bear the whips and scores of times the time, say, press is wrong, the proud man's contumily, the pains of despise, love, the laws to slay, the insolice of the instance of office and the patient of unworthy,

of unworthy, when he himself might his quietest, but when he himself might his quietest make with a bear broken who would faradles bear to grunt its wet under a rare life but that dread of something after death is undiscovered country from who's born no traveler returns puzzles that will then makes us rather bear the ills than the illes than we have flying to others not know of this conscience that's conscious death thus conscious death makes cowardness of all that's native a hue of resolution is singled over with a pale cast of thought and enterprise of great pith and moment with regard of the current's turn of right and those in name of action like what are those words what is

what is what do you mean like what and it's just like it's literally 5,000 commas in one sentence. It's literally just like listing things. Oh my like it's just like what does that mean? You know what William Shakespeare? Not that good. Not that good. Like come on. What are those people oh okay well that's enough vine for Moses. Do you mind? He was so like odd nap um stupid like that that's your thing that you have to do to break the goodness world record no one's gonna ever break it. I don't think anyone has since like 19, too because it's like what is that for words you know what I would love that's my challenge

my challenge actually I would love a retry I don't know how that works actually be in England I think they're like based over in England I would love to do a redo on that because I could actually nail that I think now I would actually like practice like I practiced maybe like a day before now I would practice for like weeks before I would get all those words perfect

because I don't know what those words are but I would get them so perfect and I would love to do it that'd be cool to have a world record that's my new I never had a new manifestation dream list I think getting the world record for fastest talker is now on there. All right. Someone make it happen out there.

Well, you got to make it happen. Oh, I don't know. I think you have to call Guinness World Records and you have to get publicity and then you have to pay for it. So, you know, that's why the show was great because people would just go on the show and break a world record. I see. It's kind of like a store on the Walk of Fame where you got to pay for it.

Something. Or like you have to know or they have to be interested in it. Like it has to get publicity. Like it's a whole thing. Random. You have to get like an official person over here to officiate. I would love a do-over. Maybe they could bring the show back and I could host it.

But first, I can win the world record. I mean, you would be the perfect host for it. You pretty much the most famous person related to it. Thank you. You're right. Me and John Macheta, who holds the world record for Fastest Talker. He did all the FedEx commercials. He did micromachine commercials.

He was the guy, and he does go really, really fast. I wonder he's still alive. He was doing them in the 80s. You remember those FedEx commercials where he would talk really, really fast. If you die, like, I feel like you should, like that should, it's like if the queen dies, then there has to be someone to succeed. Oh, right. I feel like that should be for the Guinness book of records.

You know, there should be like a successor. Right. But if I have to get the record first. T. Right. Like maybe the one before him. They should like, yeah,

you're saying you're second place. Yeah. The next one gets it. I mean, right. I just attempted. I didn't quite quit. Oh,

you didn't get. What place did you get? I don't think. You didn't get a place? I don't think there's places. There is places. Maybe you're right. I don't know.

I have known. Well, people that measure it. Because if they. did. I don't know. It's not like they give it to you, but you remember, you know, I did it in 10 seconds. He did it in 11 seconds. You know you're next. Right. People do call me the world's fastest talk or

unofficially. They do say that. They're like she's a, I mean, hacks, really. I did speed talking in hacks. I really really did it all. Well, what would your Guinness World Record be? Excellent question. Either realistically or just fantasy, what you'd

want it to be. I feel like I could recognize Taylor Swift songs really, really quickly. It is a challenge on TikTok where, like, it's like an audio and then you can quiz yourself. And I'm really, really fast. Did you do it? I, like, play along when they come up. That's fine. And I can usually get them super quick. Like you're, like, in the sense of like, it's one second of a song and you can recognize it.

And it's just like the first, like, note of like the instrument or whatever or the production. That's really good. Usually I can, I can clock it pretty quick. So maybe that. That's a good one. I feel like there's a good record for everything. I know. I could just make one up.

I guess I'll just piggyback when you have. the little the person here to like just time you oh but hey hey i got one wait that's a good idea that's such a good idea i was always no YouTubers I've done that like brought a Guinness World Record officiator to like officiate mr. beast next week or the sip next week they know they're watching maybe because they went to high-ho cheeseburger and that's not a Kardashian thing because that just came that literally popped up a week ago so I was like I don't know if that's our Kardashian thing but I guess they're in the neighborhood they eat cheeseburgers like that no I definitely not honey chicken henders no although Kim before the

Metgala did show that she was eating a big old ice cream cone, which is a, don't give me that look. But she was she doing the full eating video that they do on TikTok now? They showed the full thing so you see that them not spilling them out. It was just as still and said, Met Prep and it was her ice cream cone.

We saw you. We've seen you on the Kardashians. Be like, I've only drinking water. I can't even drink water for 12 hours because I can't. Well, in defense, that was her Maryland dress that she had to fit into because I couldn't alter it. This one looked a little bit more comfortable maybe. Yeah, I was giving a little corset. just like squeeze in there.

Yeah. Maybe they do. I shouldn't know slander. I will say, well, we reach out to guests. I did another month of like trying to reach out to guests. Didn't get any. But we were. We did get a response from Chloe's rep that was like, it's out to Chloe.

The request is out. Did you see that? No. I was like, that's kind of big. Like no one ever responds. And Chloe heard Ashley's rep was like, the request has been sent. And I was like, love that. I would love.

Oh my God. I would, I love, love, love, love Chloe. I love it. I mean, definitely when your book comes out. she'll interview you on her podcast. Well, this is really aiming high for me. She'd be interviewing random people over there. So, like, you at least make more sense for Chloe.

Yeah. I would love. I have so many questions. She interviewed like mediums and the most random people, dream and analyzers. Like, Trisha Beda is not that. Right. Okay, girl. Holy Wonderland.

Pod swap. Yeah. I would love. I do love it. I love listening to her. I think she's just so funny. And I do love your cloud chips. They're delicious.

And I love the cloud pop porn at Starbucks. Damn, they have so much. money she's like good america was so good and then like did the cloud and then cloud has to get in Starbucks it's like oh my god like how do you just have so much product in business and just also so much money i just feel like you can't even like look at people as regular people and they have so much money you're just like how she's post-mitting just like you i need that's the questions i want to ask but are you like what do you mean she's definitely complaining about it but like if you make so much money want you to have someone be your

personal postmate like just hire someone full time just on call whenever you need and just pay them create like a $40,000 a month to just be on call when you want to go get some breakfast. I'm sure somebody would like love that job, you know what I mean? It's just weird. But I guess there are people too. It's a bad take on my part. People are just people. Who was it?

Oh, God, someone was talking about, oh, does anyone care about Fred Armisen? I do. Do you know him? From Wednesday? Or Portlandia. But yes, from Wednesday, the Uncle Buster. I saw someone talk about how I guess he's just like known to be like a bad partner

Like relationship partner And I guess he says it too I guess he's just like a Anyways he was married to Elizabeth Moss Do you know her? From Madman Handmaids too? Maybe

Is she from both? Is she from Medmans and hands me too? I know she Elizabeth Moss is definitely If you're getting the name right That she's the star of handmade Okay I think so The Handmaid that the Tale was about Wow the main one?

Yeah the one The one that missed the eye the I was missing? I didn't watch it, so I don't know. But I know she was the star. She liked the poster. Yes. Literally.

Blonde. Yes. He was married to her and I guess he was just like, he said he was just star-struck and once the, once, he gets basically he was like a big fan and he was so excited. And then once they were like married and only they didn't last very long like because he just realized she was a normal person, he said. He's just like, oh, she's just a person.

And then the star-struckness wore off. Oh. And I was like, well. they are kind of just normal people at the end of the day you know what I mean I think what that was like Lily Allen and the David Harbor of it all I'm like God she's really heartbroken over him and he looks like a foot and I'm just like damn what was it about him that just got you so I don't know the gays would beg to differ they love David Harbor yeah Jimmy Wetzel I'm sure he's going to edit stop it he loves David Harbor please Jimmy tell me why get a little insert

there what tell me well you're okay yeah tell me why I I think he has a bit of the daddy bear vibe to him. Like he's big, has a little bit of a belly, but also like fit too. He has that like... I thought that was like Hassan. I thought he's daddy bear. I thought Hassan's daddy bear. No, Husson's not a bear.

He's hairy and big. I guess maybe Husson, I guess muscle club would be Husson. But David Harper, I guess more muscle bear, I would say. Like he's older. He is very much daddy. eyes, but then he's like, because he has like muscle definition, like he has pecks and stuff. David Harbor? Yeah.

But he also has a little bit of a belly. But that face, though. But he has a beard, so he kind of gets away with a lot. Losing hopes in my gaze out there. Like, what do you mean? Oh, he, I've never been more turned off by anybody than when I look at him. And then even you find out stuff about him, then you're like, oh, God, he's, he just looks awful. The little dildos he was buying at the CVS or whatever.

And then maybe that even won him points because they're like, oh, he likes his hold tickled a little bit. So there's like, there's hope. So I fear that might have gave him more gay points. Oh, my God. See, y'all are the reason. He gave him the confidence. You gave him the confidence to go out there and make it a pussy palace. Okay.

You are the reason. Because like, what do you mean? That's so crazy. And we lost the Grindr Award. Yes. I don't even care anymore. I don't even care. David Harper should do a grinder sponsorship then.

Like, what do you mean? I don't know. I didn't know one person found him attracted, but okay. All right. Well, insane. Oh, my gosh. The worst.

Why don't we start talking about him? I don't know. Celebrity. They're just people is how that started. Oh, right. He really is just people. You know what? By the way,

that reminds me the Grindr Awards. The Lost Colt Teresa's Culture Award nominations came out. You know who did get nominated was Hassan Piker for like who. For what? I think for straight man that we thirst the most for essentially. Yeah. I told you gay. love Hassan.

Who would you rather Hassan Piker or David Harbour? Hassan, yeah. Okay, what would you think the majority of gays would say? That's where it gets tough. I think, I think maybe Hassan. Has David at Harbour ever been on all fours? Like Hassan has. I don't think so.

David Harbour, try it for your gay fans. I guess we need to see. I guess we need to compare. And then we can get a visual of what we're working with. Does he have a little bonk on him, David Harper? that's a good question we hate him anyways but no you're trying to like help him out

no absolutely not yeah maybe really David Harbor but I don't know does he he's got a little bit of a booty going on drama of the stranger things too like Millie Bobby Brown and what did he say about her or do or there was a report that Millie Bobby Brown and David Harbor were feuding

that like he yelled at her on set although seemingly it got debunked because they did the press store together, Millie and David Harbor, and they seemed to be fine. So it's not like they even did press separately or anything. Like they were together a lot. So I don't know. It's not like with Blake and Justin Baldoni where like there were reports, but then also

there was never any exchange during the press tour, you know? So it's like, oh, those reports got to be true. Yeah, Justin was in the basement. Yeah, exactly. Also, how'd she get invited to the McGala? We bring in time on her. gaggy that was she really did gag me there

I was also kind of annoyed to at the same time I was like what because the settlement just got announced literally I just got to my desk I put my Arby's down on my desk went to the bathroom came back they settled and it was like Oscar you need to make a video on this I was like I barely place my mozzarella sticks on my desk

and I'm already having to like I couldn't even breathe oh my gosh so I was kind of annoyed already I was like hmm that is crazy so she just went and then I think even was it was this AI or rumor that I'm falling for but the official met or something posted like, oh, Blake loudly showed up and she wasn't even invited or something. That definitely was fake.

Oh, was. Because someone's like, she just like asked for an invite last minute or something. No, there was reporting from multiple outlets, but it was confirmed from TMZ and Dumois, so had an insider that it was in the works for Met to attend the Met for weeks. She was personally invited from Anna Wintor and she sat at Anna Wintor's table. Wow. All right, girl.

You got it like that. And even if they didn't settle that day, she was going to go regardless. But she was like, when press like arrives to the carpet, like you get a tip sheet. It's not like a traditional one, like the ones you and Moses now know very, very well with like photos. It's just like literally five pages of just names. And if you can't post about it or anything, it's just for like prep. but so but we got the tip sheet and blake lively's name wasn't even on it so it was a surprise to like literally everyone which is so crazy surprise in a good way that they wanted people to be gag or surprise

and like what happened i guess they just didn't want it out there for some reason i don't know why but yeah she wasn't on the tip sheet so that was kind of weird um and then she just kind of like showed up and everyone was like damn i think in the context of her settling to me i was like girl that's little dicey but it was very serena vanderwoodson i know this reference goes over your head, but the gossip girl is, you know. Yeah, that's her gossip girl character. Like, and she's just messy. She's messy and she likes to, like, make a scene. So it's so Serena Vanderwoodson to, like, be canceled. And then, like, you just settle your big lawsuit that kind of ruined your career. And then you go to the biggest event of the year.

It's unbothered, yeah. And it's New York, too. And, like, gossip girl, they do a lot of stuff on the mat step. So it was very gossip girl, Serena Vanderwoodson. So you lived for it. I didn't live. I was kind of annoyed because it was, like, more work for me. And also, like, I was in a way that selfishly, I guess, that they settled just because, like, they both swore up and down. Like, we're going to see this decor. We want to go to trial. And then to settle and then like the joint statement that was kind of like a nothing burger. What was the statement?

Let me read it exactly. But like to paraphrase, essentially it was just like, we are both happy with this decision. And Blake deserved to be heard about her qualms on set and that this is us. the movie was still like we're proud of it and it's still we love what it meant to survivors everywhere. I was like, oh my God. And yeah, after all that. It was just like a nothing burger after like what's been drawn out. Yeah, both of you just going so hardcore.

Yeah. And both of you. Wild accusations against each other. And both teams telling, you know, the press and stuff like putting out different sides of the story and having it be such a trial by public opinion like court of the people. And then to settle like last minute, I was like, oh my God, it's like so annoying to me. Yeah Lesson to everyone out there

Lawsuits Are dumb They're just like so not worth it Because like look at this It's been dragged out It's like both of their reputations They both suck to everybody In the public eye

Like money Everything has just been like And for what? You just settle? And then you're both like We're okay actually Everything's fine Like what do you mean?

You just put us all through Like torment and torture And trauma together And now everything's fine And so like We hate you even more now for that Like that's so annoying Like don't

Yeah. The statement was the end product, the movie It Ends with Us, is a source of pride to all of us who work to bring it to life. Raising awareness and making a meaningful impact in the lives of domestic violence survivors and all survivors is a goal that we stand behind. We acknowledge the process presented challenges

and recognize concerns raised by Miss Lively deserved to be heard. We remain firmly committed to workplaces free of improprieties and unproductive environments. It is our sincere hope that this brings closure and allows all involved to move forward constructively and in peace, including a respectful environment online. Well, you guys created the disrespectful environment online.

Like, what do you mean? You're just up and down with us. You're doing it right before Christmas Eve. You're doing all this stuff. Like, you're toying with us. And you did at our birthday dinner. And you did it at our birthday dinner. Like, what do you mean?

I just, I'm happy it's over because it is just like so annoying. It was so annoying to follow. And everyone, yeah, just being inside. So at the same time, like, why do we go through us all that? What's the point? Like, what's the point? In the terms of the settlement, like, are sealed. Like, they'll never really come out unless one of them.

chooses, I suppose. But so that also was annoying too. Like we don't even know why. Give us the conclusion. Yeah. Like you kind of involved us in it. You know what I mean? So let us know how it ended.

Like what? Yeah. I don't like any of that yet. I saw one of the Mormon wives commenting on was Jesse. Did you see the TikTok of Jesse? She was with Marciano. They were doing like a Heathcliff. Catherine.

She was like in a red dress. And I guess he was Heathcliff. And he like pulls her up by the court. only. So she's like corseted, whatever. He like lifts her up by the corset and then kisses her. They do like a like a crazy long, sloppy French kiss or whatever. And so everyone's obviously talking about it because it was like so gaggy and Jesse deletes it. She deleted the TikTok. So everyone's like reposting. Like this is so crazy. Like Jesse was just saying she went from her last husband to, you know, her first husband to her second husband and she needs a break. So everyone's

like talking about it obviously. And I think it was like Macy or one of the Mormon wives was just like, can you guys just like, do you guys have nothing better to talk about? We just need privacy. I was like, you guys are literally filming the fifth season of your show. Going on Collar Daddy, your whole lives is a spectacle. Like, no, and she posted it. It wasn't even like someone zoomed in on a private moment. Like, Jesse posted it and never delete. If you want to not look, if you want to be like not suspicious, don't delete.

Because then you look even more guilty, whatever it was that people are keeping. It was just a drafty guy. Like, what? And they're beautiful. He's in a tux and she's in this red Walter. It was a Walter, um, kind of, he did my wedding dress too, Walter Walter Mendez collection

the one who did my corset he did her beautiful red dress it was gorgeous it was gorgeous and she looked gorgeous lifts her up by just her boobies mix out with her I was like all right love this and then the one Mormon wife being like you guys have nothing better to talk about

no actually this is our hottest topic like it's so crazy to me when you know social reality stars none of those Mormon wise of Orange County better ever say give us privacy because you all everyone's online everyone's sharing everything we're on the reality show

and that's what you sign up for not to say I want one day I mean, I guess one day you might just be like, give me that housewife franchise. You know, whatever franchise will take me, but these people are so funny. But the Blake lively one, did you see the interview? Maybe you edited the interview. Did you see the one where she was like, my kids made this purse? She was like.

Was it the one with Vogue? I think so. And then she's like, I'm just really shy. And I was just like, God, what? Like it was. Oh, I did. No, we didn't edit that, but I did see it quickly. Oh, my God.

She was just like, it's very giving. trying to rebrand be like, my kids made this for, they did this section and then did this section. I'm just, I'm just really shy actually. I was just like, what? Yeah, she said something like, I love either, I can do both. I can either like be in my PJs

with my kids or like come out here. Yeah, I'm like, okay, girl, but. Let me, let me try and relate to you guys. I kind of wish she didn't do any interviews. I know. And I wish she looked gaggy or, like, you know, I guess like a beautiful dress, yeah. But this could have been like, if she looked insanely

like perfect and it was like a really dramatic artistic like undisputably glam and gaggy like no one could say anything oh for sure she should have come with just like a sheer piece of fabric on and just been like look at me florals everywhere yes like we could have picked florals everywhere would have been gaggy like a 20 foot floral gown like lilies yes red hair they open up they start blooming she could have gosh And like she would have won.

Like, yeah, she said, but guess what? She won't, you know? I know. You're so right. Oh my God, I wish. That is so true. That good, that good comeback. And honestly, people forgive.

So literally Michelle, right? It's just like, she was like so hated for like awful like accusations from like on set and stuff like that. And now be like, love her. She's so great. Like she did like funny girl. And everyone's like, she's amazing. You know what I mean? And it's like you can win people back with a good, with a good comeback.

Which, um, Taylor Frankie Paul is, they're airing her season. now this summer on ABC? Oh, is it official? No, it's not a physical problem. I mean, that's what everyone has been saying. Like, literally all the page six gossip things that I see. Yeah, and they were asked recently, an ABC executive was asked

and the answer was very vague to make it seem like it is still very likely that it could. Which means, yes, it's probably vague because they're just like testing the waters. Yeah, see. Like how people are going to be, but everyone wants it, so I'm sure it's going to be like the biggest thing ever. Including me. You know what? I kind of

I think after we talked about it on our Patreon, I think after the, Moses actually brought it up, the last minute of the Patreon, it was like number 50, and I was like, actually, and yeah, after I saw what the judge said, and kind of what the internet's been saying, and the judge himself was like, Dakota, you're manipulative as fuck,

but Taylor, you did do the actual physical abuse, even though I think it's reactive, but it made, it put things so much more in perspective, and Taylor's been posting on her Instagram too. She posted something, I don't know if it was her backer, like an art. It was like her back with all the bandages. Did you see it? It was all like bandades. And I don't know if it was actually hers, but it was like her looking in the mirror and you

see Taylor like just how she looks. And then you saw like this like bandaged and beaten up like back, which I don't know if it was her back or just like an art thing. But she's talking about May being my daughter of the word in this month, which I love. And I don't know. I just feel like, yeah, the more I see stuff and I'm just like, I don't know. I feel like obviously I don't know. The whole thing makes me like sad. I would I would be seated for a Taylor Frankie Paul season. And I think she should get it. I think, I don't know. Again, all that stuff, like they knew prior, everyone knew prior, Dakota, I think is when we see.

What did the judge say that he never saw someone filming? Usually he'll see like ring camera footage or something and he never saw someone as a judge and he's an older judge. He never saw someone like filming from that POV. So multiple times. It was very coordinated and calculated. So now that I'm, you know, seeing all of it, I'm like, oh, it's all sucks. But I don't know. I kind of, I feel like there could be a comeback for Taylor Brinkball.

And I think that they should air the season. That I think the judge said that we didn't. With ASMR over there. The other thing the judge said that we didn't mention the last one was that also the way, the way Dakota was basically describing himself as a victim and how he's afraid for safety, all those things. It's like, well, you kept those videos for a long time until it was advantageous to use them to get a certain goal you had. And it wasn't, he didn't seem like he was in any distress or there was any urgency to his claims.

So again, he was just showing how calculated it was. Yeah, you can go to our Patreon for more because we went into it too just about him getting Taylor to get out of the house to fight with her and driving her around. Like she's like an infant or something. It's the whole thing. He's the worst. And he's not invited back to filming. Thank God. He's always been sneaky snake.

And I mean that with my whole chest. I think he's the worst. I think he's the worst. Enemy number one. Wow. They should air it. They have it. It's ready to go.

Yeah, I think a lot of it really relied on the recent case or the recent event that was like, what was that now? End of February rate. I think a lot of it wrote on that versus, because obviously with the video and stuff, it's stuff that people already knew about. but I think the fact that it happened so recently was what kind of jeopardized everything

and also the video itself. But Taylor kind of being cleared of that, I think, did a lot to... Oh, right, nothing, no charges were... No. Yeah. Yeah. Right. Okay, so they were kind of just more waiting.

I think so because, again, like, people ran with... Oh, the whole season is canceled, but even like back then, ABC never said canceled. They kept saying... The language really was post. And as you know now from, you know, legal, that one word makes a big difference. Yeah, they chose that word very specifically, I think.

I think if she was found guilty of anything from her incident with Dakota from February, it definitely wouldn't see the light of day. But I think that being, her being clear of that helps the case. And now we know the kind of person Dakota is clearly with like the Jesse voice memos to being sent to all of a sudden and that's going to DMZ. I'm like, okay, we know. We know who the mole is. We know who the leak is.

It's obvious as now. Oh, my God. We have Taylor Frankie Paul's on Dancing with the Stars. What if I'm cast on Dancing with the Stars? She'll win. She's going to win. I can't compete with her. Oh, no.

Maybe I'll save myself for next year. Sorry, Dancing with the Stars. I might have to wait. If TFP's on there, I think that's going to be her redemption. And I'm going to, I don't think I'm going to win. I think I can't compete. I heard Rob Rausch was supposed to be on. Oh, my God.

I know. I think it's a season I couldn't win. Moira. It's not too many traders, though, because then Sierra was also on track like two seasons ago, but still. And then. Oh my God, you're right. And Rob.

It's the same casting. Oh, that kind of makes sense. Yeah, I think that's my. Oh my gosh, just all traitors are on there. Jesus. And Mormon wives. It's more women like haters. Yeah.

Ellen Cummings. What? On Dancing with the Stars. He should be on Dancing with the Stars. So random. Get the head traitor. Okay. Well, maybe.

Would love it. I would not to be on with him. There was rumors Connor. I just can't compete. I don't know. Maybe next season. There's rumor about Connor being on it. Connor Levitt?

Yeah, I'm on Connor TikTok right now. Connor got a skim's partnership. I said to Moses, I'm like, why is this not you? Connor love it. Got his skims. I love him. By the way, once again, I feel like people think I have like this. No, I want everything.

I love the Connor Whitney pipeline is what I want to go down. okay, I want to be in the C-suite of some company. Like, I love them. And they had said that, yeah, Connor, Lovett was rumored to be on Dancing with Stars. But he got a Skims partnership in New York, which is my favorite skims ever, because it's the flagship store.

It's like five stories tall. I love it. When we went to New York, I did not buy anything. I just went to Skims and bought everything and lived in Skims. The robe I wore, everything was Skims. And he got a Skims Partnership, paid partnership.

And it was to go shop for Whitney at the Skim store in New York City. I sent it to Moses. I'm like, can you please, can we please get you a skim sponsorship or you can stop from me? Like, it was everything. I went to go look it up,

so he's not wearing the skims. Nobody. Cam. I think Connor's kind of hot. I do. Wow. So I was hoping he was wearing the skims. Wait, really?

Yeah. Like, actually. Yeah, I think he's hot. Is this in the same? I think he's attractive, but is it in the same David Harbor way? Like the dad bought of it?

I don't know what his body looks like. No, I don't think he's like. Dad, I guess I forget he is technically a dad, but he's so young. He's dad talk, hello. Just so young. No, I'm trying to think, or is it a Hassan hot? Like, what is the hotness? You know, I don't see anyone that hot, except for Moses.

You know what? I think it might be a similar to Ted thing where it's like they're so. Goofy? Yeah, they have like a goofy charm and they're like kind of sweetie pies, you know, and like funny. Oh, okay. Yeah. Yeah, I guess to me it's giving I love, whenever someone's a supportive husband, I'm like, what I that back is attractive I was like look at him like he the last night when

Whitney's doing her stage door he's just like looking at her longingly and I was like okay that okay so he's just goofy sweetheart I think he's just he already is attractive but I think his personality like makes him hot to me because he has like a goofiness that enhances his physical attractiveness okay and does the magic add to the attractiveness the magician so I think so I think that's so cute you have I'm not like Ava from hacks who's like who can't do a magician yeah like I think doing magic is cool. Like, I would want to be in a good thing. Really? All right.

I think that's charming. Come on, Justin. There, Newark. He's doing his off-Broadway debut. Right. I know everything. I know everything about the Levitts. Damn.

That's okay. All right, super good. We like that. I like him too. Yeah. I don't see attractiveness. I really don't. Like, I don't know what's a hot person,

what's it not. So I am a bad judge of what's attractive. But, all right, Connor. Shout out for that skims partnership. That's crazy. Next time wear the scams. Yeah. Go buy your own skims.

the buying for Whitney. Did you go look? You went to go search? Where was it? On TikTok? Yeah, it's like him, like in New York. He was like, he walked past the theater. Then he went to the Skims flagship.

He was picking stuff out for her. He should have men. Oh, I see. Okay. Maybe he is wearing it at the end. Maybe he's wearing a little underwear at the end. They do have great shirts. And now it's all for Whitney.

Yeah. Wear those undershirts and wear those undies. Come on. Love that partnership. That's a great one. Uh-huh. They don't show men in their underwear, do they? They do.

They'll do, um, who was it? they did some football player kind of recently. I think last year. But we should, okay, a football player, obviously, an athlete, they should give like someone who's just, you know, a Connor, a sweetie. Yeah. And I'm not to say he's not a model.

God, we just be sounding shady every chance I get. You know what I mean? Just an average dad bought looking guy and underwear. Yeah, do it. I throw my back on Monday. I'm so bad to laugh. Oh, Connor, there's no Godder. I don't know why it's on shady every chance I get,

but I promise you it's not. It's actually like the blueprint. said I love it so much. I want to fall in their footsteps, get their private chef in New York. They're living the life. So I love everything about them. And I mean, that's so sincerely. David Harbour's the next skims model.

I'm sure they haven't gotten Hassan. Like I said, he's everywhere. He's Vanity Fair. That would be gaggy, actually. I would live for that. Everyone would live for that, really. I know if they're trying to cater to them. To the gays and girls.

Did you see the reporting that Alex Cooper and Matt Kaplan are sleeping in separate rooms? Oh, my gosh. Who reported I was like, did she really? What? What's, no, who reported this? The Daily Mail, so they take it with like, Daily Mail doesn't know anything.

They just be reporting anything. A insider told the Daily Mail that the pair's tension was mounting even before Kaplan was accused of berating and threatening the staff at his and Cooper's production company Unwell Network in a bombshell Bloomberg report last month. Matt fully courted Alex and was so sweet with her in the beginning, the source said. Once they moved in together,

that's when things changed. Cooper 31 and Kaplan 42 first met during a Zoom call in 2020 and got engaged in March 2023. The same year the pair co-founded their trending media company and its unwell network subsidiary. Cooper and Kaplan, who was the founder and CEO of Ace Entertainment tied the knot in Mexico in April 24. And now they're sleeping in separate bedrooms apparently because of the tensions that have been going on. How do they know?

Matt pushes her to do the things in the business. She doesn't have a manager. Matt is always in the room. Everything goes through Matt. I thought you said she had like a good publicist. Didn't she she had like one of the best publicist? She did. I guess that was, I think she switched recently.

But she had the same publicist as like Kim, or one of the Kardashians. Oh, and they don't have it? I guess not anymore because that was a while ago. That was not last, not the Super Bowl. I guess last Super Bowl. So over a year ago. So she must have a switch.

She must have a management or something. Daily mail. Because the deals are so big. I can't imagine she doesn't have. She's not doing it herself. Yeah. Well, some people say it's a secret to a marriage. Everyone has been saying that lately.

Everyone's like separate bedroom, separate houses. Like everyone just like doesn't want to live with their spouse, I guess. This quote is killing me. According to the Daily Mail stores, Cooper struggling to deal with the fallout from the accusations against her husband. This is Alex Cooper's biggest fear. Bad press, the insider stated. It matters to her. She wants to control the narrative always.

She's insecure and cut through all in one. She really doesn't have that many friends. Oh, my God. Brown sugar, fire about this. It's kind of getting... For the inquire. What do they call them the op-eds? That's her op-ed for it.

She's the source. Her and Dave Horton are the sources. I could totally see that as the gag. And also, she has no friends. Yeah, it's kind of like, what? What does that do with anything? Just adding it in there. All right, well, I don't believe the Daily Mail on this one,

but also, like, who's in their bedroom? Who's, like, seeing this happen? Like, it's so weird. It's such a weird reporting fake news But The Alex versus Alex thing is kind of like Oh god Remember everyone was like so, we us too

Just like being like so obsessed with it And now it's kind of like Like obsessed for like too deep Because we really thought like the shoe was gonna draw And it never did It was just like the biggest nothing for ever Gotta wait for that reality show And I'm like but even by then

It's like with the Kardashians when it's so far It's just like I don't know I don't know We care about this anymore I know tea it's like it tastes like nothing Like this water is delicious thing Like I want to taste something, you know. Now I want it messy.

Maybe she'll be on call her daddy, Alex Earle. We want it hot messy. Wasn't that her podcast on it? Yeah. She might have to pay her for it. I guess she can't paid. In Alex's statement when they separated, she said that she had a hot mess. Like she didn't keep any of the...

Oh, yeah, yeah. I meant like if she did it call her daddy, I thought she had to pay for the interview. But you just can't pay for interviews, right? You said journalistic. It depends on the publication, I suppose, yeah. I would love to see an Alex on Alex interview. But she probably wanted to do it. I guess when you have your own entity and your own thing going on, you don't need it.

Also, I saw that Emma Chamberlain's ex-boyfriends were feuding, which is like so funny. Because that's how you know you're really all that girl. West Nellon Collection, Best Dress of the Bat. And now your ex-boyfriends are fighting, which is like such interesting. Who's her ex-boyfriend? Are they famous? Well, one is your good Judy role model. I think you were saying one of my ex-boyfriends.

I was like, who did she date? I don't think she was dating any 70-year-old actors, as far as I know. You never know. You never know. Okay. Role model. Is feuding with Peter McPoland. And he's a musician as well?

Yeah, he uploaded a cover of Sally when the rhyme runs out, which is, you know, that role model song where he would bring out a girl and they were the Sally for the live performance. Okay. I love that. I love that. Okay. A lot of people are doing that. Like one less lonely girl.

Yeah. T. Okay. Sabrina Carpenter's arrest. Uh-huh. Okay. Everyone loves a little live show. I love it too.

I was Madeline. I'll go, I'll do any of those things. That sounds so fun. And then he didn't reference Chamberlain or role model by name, but he captioned his TikTok, uh, Sally cover viral, hashtag viral, hashtag awesome, hashtag nothing but love. And in November, Emma talked about going through a breakup on her podcast. It was two years after she was dating role model. And also role model was dating Dakota Johnson.

right now, which is like kind of funny. That's so random. Very random. It's funny because, you know, um, maybe you do. I don't know. You remember Kai from emergency intercom?

He's like the friend that helps produce him whenever. Like no, but kind of, yeah. Well, he's like best friends of role model. So it's just so funny, like seeing the paparazzi videos of Dakota Johnson and role model

because it's Dakota Johnson also like having a key with Kai. Oh, he's in the photos? Yeah, he's in the video. And like, Dakota's like, she looks so smitten because,

Like she even starts dressing like him a little bit too. Love when that happens. They're really cute. But it's like the concept of like emergency intercom being friends with like Dakota Johnson really. I feel like they're like in the mix. They have a lot of celebrity friends. Yeah. I feel like they're already there.

Yeah. Dakota Johnson just seems like so like I mean she's the one that was like so this is Alex. They're both named Alex and they don't like each other. Oh right. She seems so far removed from like social media. She seems so like she doesn't know anything about it. So it's kind of funny. Yeah.

Well, that's kind of like the best person to be like friends with. But in that sense, too, if they don't care about social media and then, you know, then they don't have to be like, oh, God, like, let's do a TikTok, although I would love. Because that would be, it's not to be friends with, like, Dakota Johnson, be like, oh, man, do you want to do you want to do it? Dr. Like, like, do you want to do a quick TikTok? Do you know what I mean? Like, just, how do you keep it casual?

I don't even know. Like, I filmed everything. And then, like, what if you're just, like, at an event and you want to take a picture, like, do they think it's weird? Like, let's all take a photo. I don't know. It's, like, the weird. She seems cool, right? She seems cool.

I really like to call her interview. She scares me though. I can never have our interview. Like that one was Ellen, I remember being like, oh my God, girl. She scares me. She's just so like, cut throat.

She's too real. Yeah. Because she doesn't have any of the, like, she's polite, but she doesn't have any of the niceties, I guess, that were like she would lie to you to make you feel better. Yeah, just blunt. Yes, very blunt.

Yeah. So she scares me like that. So that was at the Met they were doing this? No, that was just her ex-boyfriend, uh, Peter, McPoleon, posted that shady TikTok, talked to about role model yeah um very random i feel like also like the timeliness of like emma really having her moment um because this was on may four so the same day as met right oh my god

all these guys with their timing it's like oh your girl starts getting successful and it's like let me just do something to like drag her down yeah she's not drag down Emma's not bothered she's like I am queen of the met actually so are they both exes you said yeah oh so okay why are they why is he feuding with role model they're both exes that's why it's so random yeah yeah yeah she got it like that I guess she got it like that crazy yeah right like I guess they're just like damn they can't get over her they're like we're gonna still fight dual to the death over her even though neither one of us is with her I love that for her is she with somebody now I don't know I

don't really keep up with Emma Chamberlain like that I know so they broke up in November so maybe by now actually let me see but I remember when she was dating role model because that's how I found out about his music actually was because of Emma Chamberlain. Wow, she influenced it early on. You know, she really was the number one influencer for me. And obviously, still kind of. Have you ever gone, you know, they don't keep up with her? You're like, I don't keep up with her.

But when she drops the collection, I'm kind of seeing it. Well, have you been to Chamberlain Coffee, like the location? I've walked past one at the Century City Mall, but the line was really long. And so I kind of kept it moving. Why were you at Century City Mall? That's so random for you. That's so far from you. It was my Lubu-Boo face. And they had a Pop Mart.

Yeah. That is the place to get one. It was so funny. Paige DM Chamberlain Coffee and was like, hello. She shot her shot, which I love because I've been there too. But she was like, hello, I would love to see if you guys are doing any influencer clubs like for the PR list, whatever. I just genuinely love the product so much and I would happily post no matter what.

Like, blah, blah, blah. And then they responded, we're not currently looking for influences at this time, but we'll keep you a mind. Okay. At least they responded. Oh, she posted it? Yeah. Also her just be like this. I don't think that's bad though.

At least I was responding. It's giving like, oh, we sent this request to Chloe's representative. And I was like, buy and something. Like, you know. And they kept you in mind. Yeah. Somebody could be rude and be like,

hell no, not you. Like, you know what I mean? Like at least I was like somewhat nice. I saw Paige applied to be James Charles social media content creator. And then she had to issue her statement via Instagram story and be like the amount of people that thought I was being serious.

I kind of did think she was serious. Yeah. I was like, well, maybe she wants to help him or maybe she wants to stoppage him. I thought it was serious either way. She was trying to get that job. We were talking about this too the other day is like people who look for like serious positions on social media. Like because James Charles was looking for someone to be his social person. Is that what he's working for?

He posted on his spam account, which it's so funny because like I blocked James Charles like main account, I guess on TikTok. But I see, I watched a clip of his Coachella blog on my TikTok. so now I feel like I got, he got my FYP that way. Because this spam account started coming in my TikTok because I was on it last night. And then I saw the follow-up. So he posted the first TikTok asking for anyone who's interested in being like his content producer. And they would have to like send in an email and he had like an email where people can apply. Set in your applications.

You have to send references, examples of your work. You have to give him three ideas of what he should do. and then also submit a video of yourself. That was like the gist. It's a lot of work. That's a lot of work. Yeah. And then the next day, I think he just posted it last night.

He was, he posted yelling at everyone who applied because he said, out of 300 people who applied, only 13 sent in a video. So I had to delete 200 to 70 emails because Gen Z. What is your problem? You cannot follow directions. You, I said submit a video. God. And who is applying to work for this monster?

Big kids. Like, he's already yelling at, yeah, like, literal 12-year-olds. I just walk back in. 100% James Charles. Like, what do you mean? Why are you yelling at your applicants before they're even hired? Like, what? Like, also, is that necessary?

Just go over the 13 that sent you the video. Like, what do you mean? Like, your audience are children. Obviously, they're your fans, so you know they're a little screw loose there. You know what I mean? So it's like, why? What do you expect? Like, it's just so crazy.

He scares me. Not in like, I'm scared of you. Like, if I saw him at Ha-O-Cheasburger, I'm going to be like, can we sit down and talk? Because there's a lot of issues going on with you right now that we need to fix. Like...

I know. Yeah, that's true. You wanted a phone call. This is an in-person phone call. If I see him at Hay-O-Cheasburger, I'd be like, here's your in-person phone call. Let's talk and let's go over everything that's wrong with you because he wanted to know.

He asked us. He asked me an Oscar. Can we have a phone call? He wants to be fixed. Anyways, this is crazy. What? I don't know. And then, like, what do you expect?

put out a blast on social media. Like, of course, people are, like, oh, my gosh, it killed me. Not even a LinkedIn. And then he was talking about... That was just going to take the ideas as giving them. That was my first thought. Yeah.

That is... 300 times three. That's nine hundred times three. That's nine hundred years. They just gave him stuff to do. Yeah. He's like, tell me your ideas up for me. And then just doesn't. I was like, I never saw it actually.

I never saw your email. Yeah. Right. So I didn't even get looked at. Who's wanting to work for James Charles? That's what I want to know. And then he was talking about how. how some of the people who commented on his TikTok,

like he would look at them and then go to their TikToks and like or comment on some of their stuff. And then they would reply like, hey, James, like, I'm so interested. Where do I apply? And then he yelled at them. He's like, you can't even read. I put the email. I put the email on the description right there.

And guess what? You can't get the job. You're already fired. And like, he was screaming at these people. I was like, damn. I don't know what that rebrand is of him yelling at everything, but it's not working for you, James. Maybe views.

but overall people are like this person is this is the way he treats you before you even hired that's true yeah first time you do a great James Charles impression you do Shane and James perfectly like you should play them in the movie I walked in I was like oh it's James I think of her in the yelling

I think of Kayla pretty well too yeah wait come with me so this answer any grace no no no no Kim Kardashian for the starting dress at the med gala little jojo's yeah okay it is giving across

Not bad, could use some work. But the James is spot on. That is so funny. People love to yell at a camera. James is very Shane-coded. They are kind of similar. I think I'm good at the crashing out aspect. Because she and I can only do,

oh my God, oh my God. That's so good. You would call the job channels. That gives me chills. You do it so good. My memoir, 2019. Get in there. That's going to be you as Shane.

That is like it's so good. It sounds just like him. It's so crazy. And the James, too. Wow. hire Oscar for voice acting. That is sending me. I did.

For Patreon, my idea was implied. Let me hear. You were going to do a video. We're going to set one up for you. I want all three of us to do little videos applying. Moses as well. You give him a lot more credit than a lot more publicity than he needs. You're going to be him as the painted palette.

Now you want to apply for his positions. He's going to think you're the number one fan. He's like, well, Oscar really loves me. You're the number one Shane and Rylan fan. Of course, obviously. I was so gag to see them. I admit it. No, that's true.

If you're, if you're, yeah, if you keep up with people, you're Loki, a little curious fan. Yeah. Seeing the spam account did shock me. I didn't, I didn't know that was happening. I didn't know he had a spam account. Also, like, what is the need for a spam account? I was posted on Maine, right? Like, same as Chris Olson, not Chris Olson.

I'm like, you just, just, just like, just like, just like, just what's that? It would think is like, is this just a re-uploaded? someone to re-repload your video because there's never. like a checkmark. It does kind of confuse me. I like want to have one because everyone has a spam account. I would love to have one. And I wanted just to be like user 535-9-6. But then it's like, but it looks like someone just re-uploaded my video then. I don't know. Maybe I'll create one. Is it hard to create a new one?

I want to do a spam account just for that. I want to be like, hey guys, looking to hire. Nobody actually. Maybe a permanent post-making. I guess that would be kind of fun. It would be fun to have just someone be like, it's because it can't go far either. Like I want someone to go get a Chamberlain coffee at like Westfield. and Century City would be so wonderful. Is that the closest one? Damn.

Is there multiple locations? I think there's just one location. Is it really? They should have more. She becomes a Starbucks. She should sit on every corner. They should. Fun coffees are fun.

Like just getting a cute little coffee. I guess maybe you're right. I thought it was a Jane, but I'm probably wrong. Oh, because it wasn't the Century City. Like it was a big deal because it was the first one, I think, right? Like the first physical location? Wait, but you said there's more? I thought so, but I think you're right.

Because I remember when it opened the lines. were like insanely long because it was kind of the first the first physical cafe okay on the manifestation list we need to write this down somebody jimmy anybody we need to put i want a Guinness world record and i think i do want like a brick and mortum like something i don't know what my thing is like pastas or brick and what brick and mortum brick and what is fastest broken mortar mortar mortar what's mortar what's mortar what's mortar I think you put between the bricks. Brick and boredom is just my funeral home.

Where you can also eat. What is it? Brick and mortar? I've never heard that. What does that mean? It's like the material for building a, yeah. But really what? Like building a physical place.

Like, you know, you make it with brick and mortar, right? The store. The store is made. It's a physical store. And the walls are made out of brick. The store is called brick and mortar. I'm so confused. Like, let's say you have a website,

then you have a site on. the web but if you have a brick store it's a real store it's physical oh and you're building it the mortar is like the the the glue that connects the bricks i want a brick and mortar store that's why it's called that how did you know that i mean i did study how to build buildings how does the architect know but but also just in general like i'm always impressed when you know more words than me in english i'm always just like how like he'll say words i'm just like what does that even mean and it's a real word all the time so smart you are smarter than I'll ever be that's that's really impressive I want a brick and mortar store like I would love like I just

don't know like you know how they have like Prince Street pizza or anything I want like something like something like that but I don't know something with my food not my food your food I guess like chicken fingers and pasta and I don't know what we're given the cigarette away this week it's a Bolognais night all across the world oh right you're making it for your cooking check out Moses cook we didn't do our plugs at the beginning because I was too busy talking about myself. Sorry, if you made it this far, check out Moses's cooking videos. At Moses

cooking videos, he's going to make the Bolognais recipe tonight and it's so good. I can't wait to eat it. I forgot. Yeah, the ingredient list is on TikTok right now so you can get your stuff and get ready. I reposed it. I should have planned my meals better because now I'm hungry and now I'm going to have to have a little snack before, but I want to really be hungry for the pasta tonight.

What time is it going to be done? It's fast. Are you going to make it out? Pretty much when you guys do Patreon, I usually record the video. Anyways, Moses cooking videos, check it out. Oscar Racy vlogs. He's getting sponsorship after sponsorship over there and I'm so happy for him.

I'm all scape it. I was like, wow, it's so good. And that's amazing. When's the blog going up? Friday actually is my house store. We got approved. So, yeah, it's big. It's big.

What's the title? Oh my god, I actually didn't think about the title. I thought about the thumbnail. Like I know what the thumbnail is going to be, but something about empty house store. Oh yeah, empty house store and my house that I bought. with money from Trisha Padas, 10 minutes away from the Kardashians neighborhood. I got to get all the key words in there. So we got Trisha.

She said, like, Tricia Padas won me a house. Oh, that's actually so good. That's a great title. I think good publicity would be great. That's so funny. Is it a house tour? It's my empty house store because it was like the day before I moved, I filmed it. Which was just a week ago, weirdly.

But it feels like it's been, I've aged a lot in the past week. Let's say that. I know. Moving will do it for you. Yeah. It's like your, like, home for a while. Yeah. Forever, maybe. For angri-I mean, I hope so.

I love a forever home. Well, no, usually there's like a, people do a starter home and then they get like a bigger house or something. But like, I just went straight to like, yeah. Ours too. I think of ours like forever home. Like I always think I want a bigger. I'm like, do I need a big house? No, I don't know.

Your house. I just needed it organized, I think. But yeah. That part. Once it's organized like a brand new house and it's like so. I know. Stuff just keeps apart. like when it was accumulating, I'm like, I just need for your house.

And I was like, you know what? Just get rid of some stuff. And that's where we're at. And I can't wait for that. It's summer. New organized house over here. That's so exciting. Well, check out Oscar Gracie vlogs and check out our Patreon.

Patreon.com slash just Trish. I want to do for Patreon maybe in a week or two, but like your reaction to my house, I feel like would be such a good Patreon video, right? Oh, I would love. Yeah. Oh, my God. That's true today. I'll go over right now.

Well, my furniture, most of my, furniture finishes this week. Like the big pieces. Let me know. Next week I should be. Fun. Yeah. Would love.

In good shape. Oh my God. That's going to be so much fun. I feel like that's a fun Patreon. Oh, I love. That's such a good one. Oh, I'll be like so gag. I love houses.

I love houses. Like I'll like go look at open houses even if I'm not looking for a house. I just love them. Like I just think they're so like on Zillow. I always look in our neighborhood. I'm always like what's around here. Like let's. I would love that.

And I'm excited because your houses look so nice. I always like I've made you like a little like a little sneaky. Yeah. Most, although it looks so different now that it's furnished. Furnished 80%. But even the empty one still kind of gaggy. Although we didn't have water and power when I filmed the empty one, so it was a little dark. But you know, it'll make the reveal with furnisher like gaggear.

Yeah, I think we did an empty house where I saw it on like TikTok. I think I did one. I don't think I did like a video and I was like in. Yeah, houses look so different before they're like furnished and lived in. But that's kind of fun. I kind of like it. Yeah. Do you ever look at the, was it staged your house?

Yeah, yeah. So like the Zillow pictures versus like your house pictures. We save them all too. so we could kind of remember, like, how they staged it in reference for, like, when we're placing furniture. Like, okay, how do they stage it? Oh, you're trying to do the same? Similar, yeah. And we kept the nails in from where they hung art.

So we know, like, okay, we need art here. Yeah, we did that too. It's so funny, though, like, couldn't be more opposite than the staged. Ours. The way our house was staged versus what we have. Like, there was, like, a coffee table where our bling tiger is. You know what I mean? Their bed was, like, underneath the chandelier.

Ours, like, in the middle of the room and people like, it's blocking the fireplace. But the way they had it was, like, an office in the bedroom. And I was like, no. We never used fireplaces. Huh? We never used fireplaces. Yeah. Malbu loves to like peek through because you can see it from my office.

It's so funny. But yeah, we went the complete opposite of how they staged your house. And I honestly think we upgraded. I think we did better than the original Beetlejuice and all that themed. Oh, Michael Jackson's house is open for the public. I was like, oh, that's kind of everything. It's like designed as if it was when they were living there. I was like that's kind of cool.

Maybe like 80 years from now they can do that with our house. People can, it'll be like a time capsule. Not 80. I guess how long has it been since the 70s? What is that math? 80? 80 years in the 70s? So 56.

56. So 50 years. So yeah, 50 years from now if someone wants to come walk through our house and have it be a time capsule, they can come sit in the chairs, the gestures. That's kind of fierce. Yeah. I wonder if they would allow that in here. Maybe. With invitation, yeah.

It's limited amounts. Yeah, you gotta get to the gate. Wait, would we be still living in 50 years, I guess? Yeah. I was like, are we still here? No, we moved somewhere else, I guess. I don't know. Will be any little class box, like a...

that people can walk by That's a crazy thing actually That people are like going to his like house And everyone's like still alive that like live there Because I guess Elvis he's been gone for so long And it's like okay But everyone's like visiting Michael Jackson's house And his family is still like alive

It's kind of weird But probably his family is the one orchestrating this Because I think they probably aren't their state My gosh It's such a crazy thing Yeah like when you're just gone And people can just make those decisions for you My sister's just like here

Walk through Trisha's house I mean I guess I would like yeah I guess that's fine. I guess she has my blessing. Just kind of weird. But what are you going to do, I guess? Keep the legacy alive.

Oh, my God. Like Selena's family. Oh, we're doing great. I know. My FYP, as I said, was the James Charles band. It's also a lot of the hauntsavirus. The what? The what?

The hantavirus. Have you been keeping the hontas? I was like, yeah. Of course he is. I knew that. What's hantavirus? I thought you might have caught up with it. Scary?

Kind of. I mean, it's a, it's, um, this very deadly. Sorry. Just one thing. Oh my God, you're poor back. Also, how we get too so creepy. Back to the Honda virus because that is, what is happening? Um, well, it's, is a deadly virus that's really rare.

Um, but there's a boat that is, uh, it's a boat of a cruise of 149 people. And there have been seven cases of it and three people have passed away. But I thought you would know because of the boat that it's on. It's the Jojo Seawalk cruise. Stop. I tried to keep it in. Oh. Oh, my God.

Stop. I'm so mad. I'm so mad. I was practicing. I was practicing. I was practicing. Is Hansmeyer real? Yeah.

Okay. Not on the Jojo. Misinformation again. Oscar misinformation. Gracie over here. Oh my gosh. Jokes. Jojo.

It's a virus that he gets from riots and droppings. Ew. So I think this is. Oh, my God. Gene Hackman, his wife, died. Yes, last year. Remember when they passed away? She passed away from that.

What did he pass away from? I don't think the fall maybe. Oh. I think maybe he fell. The same time it happened? He fell and she had the contra virus? Well, I think maybe she passed away. He fell and he couldn't get.

I'm not sure, but it was a weird one. That was weird. But anyway, if you are around a lot of rat droppings, you can get the virus. But usually that's the only way you get it. People don't transmit it. other but in this case they think they do in the boat so the cruise ship it is a cruise not so there's like people from 23 different countries and so they're stuck on this boat now nobody wants to let them dock in their country so i'm just gonna die i mean i've seen a tic-tok from a person on

the boat is like help us like i think his name is jake he is he's a travel vlogger on instagram and he's gay and then i was like oh what if he's a fan we can send him a message of hope like a cameo for free but he doesn't follow you he just follows like every other gay person how do you know he doesn't follow me because i went through his following because i was like oh it would be like maybe i'd send him a message of encouragement i would have loved to have i know well jake yeah you maybe you don't know us but i hope we get well wear a mask he's okay right now um he posted a couple days ago but it also takes up to eight weeks to display symptoms so it who knows everything about cruises obviously trish cruise is not happening because everything about cruises scare me we have friends that like went

away to a cruise and they came back and they were both like sick with like something crazy too Like they had like a crazy stomach bug for like a month. It doesn't seem ideal to just be on a ship where things can go awry. And then everybody's just stuck there because you can't dock. Like that happened with COVID too, right? When COVID started, there were, yeah, there were boats out there that people had COVID on them. So everyone on TikTok is preparing for another pandemic. Although disclaimer, the medical professionals have said the threat of pandemic is really low.

but everyone is like, okay, I'm in the house, I'm in the house board. Let me make some bread. Let me do a TikTok dance. Like everyone's preparing in case they. The rat droppings come here. Is it in the U.S.? Where is it? It's in Bahamas.

Cape Verde. Where is Cape Verde actually? Hmm. Oh, it's off the coast of Africa right now. But yeah, there are Americans on. on board. So, like, actually, I think there'd be another pandemic. It's unlikely.

It's tough to say because the threat of pandemic right now, they're saying, is low. But if it is, like, airborne or, like, if you're able to transfer from human to human, that is kind of scary, right? Because, like, Moses said, it's mostly from, like, when you inhale, like, dust

and in that dust is particles of, like, rat or rodent, like, fecal matter or urine. That's how it transfers. And it's, like, really rare. But I watched an interview from, like, a medical professional who, like, studied COVID and stuff and was, like, on a cruise, that's, like, so rare. Like, it would be, like, not even on the top 100 things of diseases, like, or sicknesses I could ever guess. Because it's also incurable. And.

So everyone just dies. You can, yeah, they, you can only treat it. Like, you get respiratory symptoms. So you can only treat it for, like, respiratory symptoms. But it's, like, it's also really hard to diagnose, too. But yeah, my whole bit was that it was on the Jojo Cee Wild Cruz and I kind of ruined it really quickly. Well, but I'll be a title or thumbnail because that's one person I'm not obsessed with. Maybe Rileyland, maybe shame, but not Jojo.

And I love her, but not obsessed at all. And I don't think people care. I feel like people are also very like, we don't care about Jojo. Not our audience anyways. Jojo Cruz causing next pandemic? No, but I think that's the, I think anything is better than that. Literally, what did we talk about? What did I say?

I had so many horrible hot topics. The Guinness. Right Armisen, T? Okay, yeah, I work. I'll put him in the thumbnail. Fred Armeson, Elizabeth Moss. That's so funny. You should put Fred Armisen in the title.

I would click on it. I was seated for all those TikToks. You know, honestly, yeah, it's so funny. I saw a TikTok that was like, you know, our kids will learn about the pandemic and, like, history books being like 2020. Like a virus came and wiped out so many people and we were locked in our houses.

Scary. But then, like, you were saying the TikToks, it was like, ding ding ding deen and it was just like what were people doing why were we not scared why was everyone just like chilling on TikTok I know T doing like crazy

I guess we had nothing else to do I guess were you a part of that were you doing banana bread were you doing the whole I was playing Animal Crossing oh that's right but that's probably the most yeah you too that was the most pandemic-y activity I think I did the banana bread I was doing banana bread I believe you were influenced to do any old everything I was talking about Fauci

I was talking about everybody and I don't even know who that is. I remember remember that shirt I had that said Fauci on it. It was like all the names. Is he good or bad? I have no idea. Yeah. Is he good? He's just like a, you know, medical profession. Yeah, I had a shirt with his name on it. I was doing everything. I think at the time Jared Lido was like a cult leader. I was like signing up for his text messages. Anything pandemic related I was so in. What else? You were, you knew me at the time. I was doing everything. You were composting, right? Oh, I was composting. I was. I was. of Hamilton too.

Yeah, right. Not really pandemic related, but we were doing a lot of Hamilton. Trish Talks. That was post. Oh, shoot. That was like 2021. We were in like this house. We were in like this house in like studio city.

Oh yes, yes, yes. Because I was right before. Yeah. It was right with Joey, right? It was like right before the pandemic. Yeah. The Joey video was like put March or was January or something? It was 2020.

Yeah, either early February or late January. I was really skinny in that video. I looked at the video later. I was like, what was I doing before the pandemic? Drugs. Yeah. You're right in the book. I was like, you see, you know.

You're right. I know my chronological order now. I was like, that was. I remember a lot happening in that house. Yes. Oh, my God. My lips were like blue. I was like, yeah.

You know, weirdly when you're on a lot of drugs, you don't eat. I didn't eat for like three weeks. Almost died. Literally. Wow. Well, that's it. That's it for today. This was a great.

Covered a lot. We covered a lot. I think great hot topics. I think we, you know, just May is great. like flowers that bloom. So should you. And you should let those flowers bloom by watering them and getting the proper nutrients

and sleep. Flowers need lots of sleep. And that's how they get beautiful rose buds. It's like bears in the winter. Rose buds. The buds become petals on the flowers. We have roses out there. Moses, you pick those roses for my birthday, please.

Those are so beautiful. I love them so much. I would do it myself. I don't know how you properly cut them without hurting them because you can't just yank a flower. You have to cut them delicately, as I've been told. But like the bears that hibernate in the winter,

the flowers will bloom come May. And here we are. And I love you guys. Thanks for watching. And we'll see you in the next one. For a really fun week next week, I have a really, my big, big, big announcement will be next week.

And it's the biggest that's ever, has ever happened to me. Do you know? No. You don't know. Jimmy knows everything. Because I haven't cut stuff. I'm like, oh, my gosh.

You should have known if you were at, or weren't at the megal. But anyway. Right. Right. Because you added my blog, and I'm like, okay, make sure you got that if it's not, you know, not Love Lion. I'm like, I'll hold out another week because I can't talk about it yet. So that's it.

I love me, guys. Thanks for being here. And we'll see you soon. Bye.