Just Trish - Trisha's MIND-BLOWING Shane Dawson Conspiracy & Getting Confronted By Cody Ko...

Episode Date: December 4, 2024

Trisha wants some of Shane Dawson's nachos--but this time, she's blowing the lid off a MIND-BLOWING conspiracy about her former bestie. Plus, our run-in with disgraced commentary YouTuber, Cody Ko, gets awkward. And Oscar's Instagram gets HACKED and leaves disturbing comments on Hasan Piker's posts... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Is the Bible real? Is that your first conspiracy? We already talked about how like poor Dove Cameron already has to see you know, wicked. It was her dream role. She already has to see Ariana get an Oscar nomination probably like break all these records. And then to find out Cynthia Erivo was rooting against you in auditions. I'd be like, damn, can I catch a break? perspiration is sweat. Yes. Got it. What a good name for a baby. Her name is Trish, she's got the fish and all the gossips. Filthy, rich, pretty, and pink. Hot topic queen and says what everybody thinks, she's just Trish.

Yay. Hello. Happy December. Oh my gosh. She's just strange. are it's upon us it's upon us angels only no devils amongst us today it's trish miss coming soon and your last chance to get tickets san diego this thursday december 5th otherwise all the other shows are sold out and let me tell you this show is actually amazing we've been rehearsing non-stop over the thanksgiving weekend and it's actually a really really good show and we have everyone um involved is so talented and great and I can't wait for you guys to see it because it's so good. So we still have tickets left for San Diego. This is your last chance, last reminder to get those tickets at the San Diego Civic Theater and

I'm super excited. They won't be in New York next week and then Thousand Oaks, the big Thousand Oaks show, December 15th. And they're all going to be popping. Iconic. Extravagant. Wonderful. Trishmas. And I really am excited.

It's all I've been doing. It's all I've been doing all weekend. Also, we have sponsors. We have so many sponsors, so this has to be a big episode. We need that clickbait. Shane Dawson conspiracy theories, two million views.

That's what we're doing. Well, that's what I'm doing. I think I'm on a different page than everyone else. I just have only conspiracy theories. I thought that's what we were doing today, but I guess we're doing hot topics, too. Because we need those two million views. Shane has up... Anyways, that's a whole thing. Shane's not getting two million views on conspiracy theories. Well, that's the conspiracy.

Yeah. Oh, I have. I have lots of Shane conspiracy theories. I came up with them myself. It's not even out there. Which contributes to my conspiracy theory about Shane. He's doing all the conspiracy theories, so don't contribute to his conspiracy theories about what he is and what he's doing here. Anyways, I have a hole. So he's like the government, basically.

No, don't even. I'm getting into it. Save it. That's our highlight. I don't know. But we need those views because we have major sponsors. We have major sponsors. We have Manscaped back.

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If you guys want to see those ad reads, skip ahead 10, 20 minutes to another 10, 20 minutes. The ad reads are the highlight of the show. That's what everyone says in the comments. Jimmy put those timestamps of when they can catch those ad reads. And finally, we have a new headshot on our Patreon tier. We also have a new sticker. It's my Trishma sticker. But this is the headshot. Y'all love a colorful headshot. So we are colorful this month. You get this plus the Trishmody sticker in the headshot tier and the producer tier. It's a great time. And the producers also get the handwritten notes this month. They're back. And our

bonus tier is, pop in, me and Oscar stuffed our little bellies. I did. You really were light. Well, I have a good excuse. Yeah, you had a little stomach bug. Which, I mean, I drink out of Oscar's Sprite. We had the Wicked. We did the Wicked popcorn Moana thing. And I drank out of your Wicked Sprite the very last minute. And I was like, oh, no! But luckily I was over it. Yeah, I got really sick after

the last Patreon episode we did with the crumble pie taste test. I got a really bad stomach bug. I was out for like four days, almost five days without eating, which was wild. Was that your fast break the break of the fast was our amc mukbang yes that was like the first thing i really ate because

even thanksgiving i couldn't eat so yeah the amc mukbang i had to dip my toe back into the mukbang but i feel like i did my time like i really have eaten at all the other mukbangs so this one was kind of like the skinny girl you know the girls that like there's like the jump cuts where it looks like they're really eating but then all of a sudden it's, you know, the girls that like, there's like the jump cuts where it looks like they're really eating, but then all of a sudden it's like, you know, they have one bite of the pizza and then pizza's gone, jump cut. Yeah, but they have, I'm next to you so they can tell it's not a jump cut. They're like, Trish won't stop eating. I was, those are what I look forward to the most. Those are my favorite Patreon days. I get so excited. We met up at 10 a.m. because it was Black Friday. We're like, let's get before the crowds are there. And I had the,

we should have filmed, I told Moses, we should have filmed me like with the hulking bag. It was wild, you guys. We piled up the food. It was so smart and everyone was like, wow, that's such a good idea. We had the popcorn,

you fit the popcorn buckets in it. I don't know why we didn't film that part. It was so. Where's the vlogger? I know. Yeah, vlogger. I should have vlogged. Did you have a camera?

I had my phone. Oh no. I know. Well, I wanted to keep that content exclusive. Okay, okay. We can keep it exclusive. Well, you want to see that.

What did we just do? The movie theater mukbang. The AMC. It was the whole – the Glicken Moana. I got – because it was all three. Yeah. We got a new Moana bucket. We got a new Moana cup.

We just had a giggle. So it's patreon.com slash justtrish. You guys love it. You also get a bonus podcast every week. And during the holiday break, we are going to be posting for the bonus videos on there. I have a music tier. I just shot that music video last week for Patreon,

patreon.com slash justtrish. It's called Mother is the name of the song. It's great. I worked with these amazing producers on it. And we filmed behind the scenes. We filmed a whole music video with the Pink Corvette. I mean, they had budget. Patreon had budget. More budget than I had for a music video. with the Pink Corvette. I mean, they had budget. Patreon had budget.

More budget than I had for a music video. I was so amazed. They were great. They treated me like a freaking star. I felt literally like Britney Spears. Everyone was just catering. It was the best experience ever. So we love you, Patreon.

That music video will drop December 16th. So many drops happening. And then, yeah, if you want. Oh, oh, oh. And we have new socks and shorts available now. You can get the socks and the shorts at JustTrish.com. I think there's a hoodie restock. I think my mom's restocking them today.

Hopefully they're – we have so many hoodies. You saw the truck, a little truck. We don't have any more room for all these merch. Like we have to buy like another like warehouse or something like that because there's no more room. So my mom's been listing them today as a filming. So hopefully by the time they come up, they're still available. I don't know. But we have socks, we have hoodies, we have blankets restocked, we have this and that. We have the Merry Trishmas merch. This will be available at the Trishmas only shows. And each city has its name. Can you see? Am I showing this right? So yeah, this is the Trishmas merch. You

can get it only at the shows and each city has its name so San Diego is up first we have San Diego and yeah they're like why don't we just put all three names oh yeah and there's the Trish Miss Merch

there it's a little green we also have t-shirts available too so you know it's a wow look at that

that looks like me it really does the bod is on point so those will be available at our tour stops and they're like do you want all three

names all three cities on the same shirt? I'm like, I don't think New York is going to want to wear a Thousand Oaks. I love a Thousand Oaks merch. When I go to CVS and I see Thousand Oaks, I'm like, absolutely give me that merch. But I don't know if New York City is about that. So your city, and you come to all three cities, you can collect all three hoodies. That would be so much fun.

All right, that's it for my promo. That's half the show. Oscar the vlogger. I love when you promo my vlog. My vlog isn't even up yet. It's like flopmas is kind of what I'm calling it because I guess everyone else is already doing vlogmas, but I'm like a week behind. But I did, I lost four days.

I literally was like bedridden for four days. So that's my excuse that the vlog is a little late, but it's going to be. You were just to impress yesterday you could have probably edited the vlog yesterday me micromanaging you I didn't have I was like

okay Jesus Christ my manager over here Trisha Lynn Payne is like well because I was waiting for you to upload it that's the only reason

we have nothing to watch I know I know it's so real I was waiting because you told me about your Taylor Swift adventures at 6am

and I was telling Moses about it. And I'm like, I want to see this. I just didn't have enough content in there. Because literally the only activity I had done all week was I came here and filmed. And then I was sick. And then the first thing I did was I went to Target on Black Friday just to get the Taylor Swift book and album. Because Target said you literally have to be there at 6. So my capitalist was there at freaking 530.

And then they restocked on the website and it's still in stock right now, like since Saturday. So I got played a fool, but whatever. But did you vlog? I did vlog. So it's good footage. It is good footage. You spilled something on yourself last week.

You vlogged that. That's true. There was the content over on my channel. You can't get anywhere else. I'm spilling things. I'm going to Target. Like it like there's lots of stuff. The content over on my channel, you can't get anywhere else. I'm spilling things. I'm going to Target. It's real influencing over there. It might be like 20 minutes, 20 to 30 minutes maybe.

From as of today? From the whole week, yeah. Oh. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So in theory, you could have edited it yesterday. No, because there wasn't a big moment. What's the title? What is the gag?

You've got to create it. When you're at home, be like, my fish escaped. And like, you know what I mean? Be sad. No, but you're like, you were sick. That is, you know, it's crisis. Oh my God, I'm sick. I don't know what's going to happen.

I'm supposed to cook the turkey. I'm supposed to be there. Will we have Christmas? Yeah. Do like sad update. And then you're just so sad. You have to create the title. You know this.

I know, I know. But it's, I literally, I'm not kidding. I was the sickest i have ever been i think in my whole life like it was bad like i literally couldn't like i was violently ill after crumble um i don't think it had anything to do with crumble but no because we all ate we all ate the same yeah and you guys were fine that is weird though that is weird yeah yeah it's just a little stomach bug. Iron stomach. Stomach irons. Iron of stomach. What is the word? Stomach of iron.

Right? Right. Stomach of steel. I don't know. I don't know. I feel, because then I drank out of your cup after you had the bug, and I was like, oh, now I'm going to get the bug now. And then my Malibu got the bug on Friday.

I was like, oh, my God. I wonder, because we were sharing cups, and then Mo's like, maybe you shouldn't share because she's kind of sick. And I was like, oh, man, did I give her the bug? Because I really have been like grapefruit, like airborne. Like what else have I been doing? Just a lot of stuff to keep me. Maybe that's it.

Yeah, vitamins. Tea and honey. Tea and honey. I've been really doing everything I can to like stay healthy. So maybe I avoided that stomach bug. But I thought I was going to get it. Well, you kind of had a little stomach thing like the week before, right? So maybe – I think everyone's – it's kind of been around.

But for me it was it was rough yeah but um i did lose like six pounds but then i was like it's mostly water weight so i can't really like celebrate that either so no you look no because you've like kept it up like when i saw you at the movie theater i was like oh my god you look so skinny you were wearing like sweatpants and like a fitted sweater and i was like oh my god i was like dang you look so good and then you told me i didn't know you had the stomach bug. He didn't tell me. And then I was like, you're like, oh, I was like sick for like five days. I'm like, well, you look great.

I know. I literally almost texted you as I was getting ill. But I was like, let me not even plant like the seed because I know you. I know. And I know how hard you are fighting against getting sick. So I'm like, if I even ask, did you get sick after crumble? I know it's going to be a whole thing. Yeah, manifesting.

I'm like, no, I'm the healthiest person you'll ever meet today. I can't be healthier. I'm really fighting it. But you're feeling better today. Yeah, definitely feeling like 100% better. Wait, you didn't want to show your vlogging setup? I was so excited. You came in, you're like, look at this vlogger.

It's literally like production. You don't get it anywhere else, you guys. I bought a whole vlogging kit. It's a tripod monopod microphone and a light. Wait, that's actually so smart. The microphone and the light is actually everything. Yeah, it's kind tripod monopod microphone and the light wait that's actually so smart the microphone and the light is actually everything yeah it's kind of everything i just kind of i just carry this little stick around and i'm always set just in case very david dobrik vibes you gave me david i was gonna say the black hat the black shirt this little stick it is it is very david dobrik

but all the vloggers the great vloggers are all gone. So I have to step up. Yeah. You and, you, Remy and Alicia really are going to carry the vlog this year. Yeah. I don't know anyone else is doing it, but I love that you're doing it. Honestly, same. I don't really know that many vloggers anymore, but I kind of live. I don't know. It reminds me of simpler times, I guess, you know. Yeah.

I kind of miss it. The old school Oscar. You were eating, you were trying all the foods back in the day. The Cheetos. The everything. Oscar Crave is stealing all your views on TikTok. I love it though. He's taking them for the win. I love it.

Shout out Oscar Crave on Twitter and TikTok. I honestly don't know how I'm finding these clips because I don't even know where they are. That's so funny. You think they were taken down? What? Or they must be out there. I think they're out there somewhere. I don't think he's been like holding onto this

for 20 years maybe you're doing eating videos with like a blonde and I was like oh my god we're literally doing the same thing now

on Patreon it's just us in our car being like look at these being so like dramatic about everything yeah yeah you were so good at it

I loved it we talked about it on Patreon but I was like that is the Oscar that I love right there it's so funny we did walk very parallel

I probably was inspired by you I'm sure at the time oh my god maybe I was inspired by you, I'm sure, at the time. Oh my God, maybe I was inspired by you. Maybe I had seen those videos. Although I wasn't eating with anybody, so I wish. Now I fulfilled the dream,

fulfilled the prophecy. Me and Oscar eating on Patreon. It's one of my favorites, actually. It is a good time. Yeah. We have really deep conversations, too. Yeah. I don't even know how they happen over there.

I know. I don't know what it is. Something about being in the car and being like, we're kind of on edge over there too because we're in the 15 minute parking spot. So we're like, is the security going to come and kick us? One time they did but we're like, we're eating. He's like, alright. So it's a good time. Anyways. That was fun. That was the excitement. How was your Thanksgiving? It was non-existent really because I was, yeah, I couldn't really eat anything. No spring rolls for you? no spring rolls

really no anything I was feeling a little bit better by Thanksgiving so I had like a little bit of like desserts but not even as much as I you know

was anticipating or hoped so it was a little bit of a flop giving but you know thankful to be here thankful to be here okay I love that we had double Thanksgiving and it was so good

and you know what we ate Thanksgiving late yesterday we ate it at like 2.30 you know what? We ate Thanksgiving late yesterday. We ate it at like 2.30 and then we didn't eat dinner. And I did not eat breakfast. So I am starving. I usually have like a pizza or fried rice or something before I do the podcast. So at some point we'll have to get like a Wendy's nugget or something.

Like a small one. Love. Yeah. I almost was going to get Wendy's nuggets this morning. But I remember that you said they don't serve them until a little bit later. Yeah. So maybe like an hour. We'll do a little break.

Have a little nugget snack. Because I will not be able to make it between this wig being tight and not eating. I'm just like, whew. Today was a sprint. I don't even know what we're so busy doing today. We can get them for the DraftKings. What? The nuggets for the DraftKings?

Is that sponsored? DraftKings is buying our Wendy's today. Thank you, DraftKings. There's a big nugget there. Oh, golden nugget. Oh, tea. Which is like chewing on the thing. Yeah. Thank you, DraftKings. Is there something nugget there? Oh, golden nugget. Oh, tea. Which is like chewing on the thing. Yeah, love that.

Good tie-in. I wish Wendy's would sponsor us. That would be such a serve. That would be kind of everything. Wendy's are dominoes. We could eat at every episode of Wendy's or Domino's. Maybe it's better than that.

I'm scared. That's true. That's true. I'm scared about Wendy's. But then you can cosplay Wendy's. Yeah. I'll cosplay anything if they sponsor.

We both will. That's crazy that they don't like sponsor people like fast food. I guess when it's so good, you don't have to. The food speaks for itself, I guess. They're like, we don't need that promo. And then they have us just being like, damn, it's good. That's true. Yeah.

Like Wendy's sent us like a PR box earlier this year. Remember? They gave us like a creamsicle thing. But do they give us gift cards? I don't know. I can't remember. Yeah. They gave us like a digital gift card or something for their app.

Oh, I couldn't figure that out. Please send physical gift cards. The digital is so confusing. I'm like, I don't know how to do it. My Instagram did get hacked the other day. That was one of my hot topics. What does that mean? They see your messages?

That's my biggest fear is them seeing my messages. Someone, I don't know who, hacked into my account and left a disgusting, thirsty comment on Hassan Piker's thirst shot photo. Are you the hacker? You know, I would never leave a thirst, like a thirst, horny comment on Hassan Piker's Instagram. Does your boyfriend have Instagram? I would never.

This is kind of silly because it's Hassan and he's straight. I don't know who, I didn't do it though. I was half. Oh, okay. And it was a picture of Hassan and his little undies talking about his progress, working out, whatever, and it was just, it said something along the lines of, Lord, I

am not your strongest warrior, implying that I was into the photo. Oh my god, wow, you brought the Lord into it too? I did it, the hacker! Yes, I would never leave such a depraved comment on a photo like that. A photo of a straight man, I would never. You know, that goes against everything I believe in.

Oh, my God. So it really was upsetting to see. We should switch bodies and sexualities for days. I could be with Jonathan Bailey and you could be with Hasan Piker. But even with Jonathan, I feel bad commenting because I'm like, what if Moses sees this and gets his feelings hurt? You know what I mean? Because sometimes you're just like, maybe too much. You know what I mean? That is funny. Wait, so was it like you're just like you're just like you're just like you're just like you're just like you're just like you're just like too much you know what I mean

that is funny wait so was it the blue one the blue undies oh you're familiar it was all over my twitter I do not follow Hasan I know he doesn't like us

so Hasan it's fine but but it was like all over my thing and everyone's thirsting and like look I'm not trying to be a pick me

I mean like he's not you know whatever but I'm like well he looks like a dad or something like I don't really get get. I mean, like, he's not, you know, whatever. But I'm like, well, he looks like a dad or something. Like, I don't really get it so much. Like, of course, he's handsome, but he's like a handsome, just a dad, you know? Like, I don't know.

I don't get the appeal. Oh, my God. I don't know what it is. I mean. I think it's in comparison in the YouTube sphere. Like, he's the hottest of the social media. That's true. I mean, first of all, he's built pretty good, you know,

and most YouTubers don't really work out. So that's already a good start. That's true. Okay, I see that. You know, just short haircut, clean cut, you know. Yeah, okay, I get that then. I guess like you're saying like, okay, if you're doing like a male calendar for YouTube stars,

like you have like Philip DeFranco and like Hassan. Not that Philip DeFranco's bad. I love that kind of body. You know what I'm saying? But I'm just saying. I get it. Yeah. But okay.

Put it in female perspectives where people don't think I'm being mean. It's like if me and like Corinna are next to each other. You know what I mean? Like somebody's gonna

like my type better. Yes, 100%. But more people will be like or who is it? Brecky Hall is the big one that everyone loves now. I would see that on TikTok. They're asking like little boys

Brecky Hall or whoever this other person is. Really? Yeah. And everyone says Brecky Hall. So I know she's. Really? Yeah. And everyone says Brecky Hall. So I know she's like the anchor. I love her. Brecky, hi.

We follow each other. We're umpies. But that's what I'm saying. Like, you know, you put me in then. So I get what you're saying. He's like the, of the YouTubers. It's like Mr. Beast, David Dobrik, Hasan Piker. I think he's just tall, great hair, big muscles now.

Although even the before photo, I still like the before. I am looking at it now just for like research purposes. You like the hair? Let me see. He's been studying it the whole weekend. I haven't seen before. Oh, the before? He was just like, he was 285, he says. Now he weighs 225. This is before?

This is the before, yeah. That's so funny to me when people do before pictures and they're like the same. To me, he looks like that now. He's more like muscular now, like he has abs and stuff. Oh my god, that's a lot. Where did he post that? That's actually a lot where did he post that that's actually a lot he posted it everywhere he actually reactivated his threads um to even post it there so it was cross-platform yeah you know what i respect if you work hard at your body i respect it show it off you know what i mean that's wild he should do an of or something i feel like a lot of the comments said that they were like well if you

really want to you know like give back to different communities just make it oh i think he could probably solve world hunger if he made it oh for sure isn't that his whole thing is like helping other people it's like disenfranchised put your body out there then like what are you doing sell your body if you really put your body where your mouth is you don't have to show much like if you just did more of these little undies jimmy you have to censor it at some point because i don't think we can show it like that to me is of which is like great because if you zoom in there i think you could really see it

we get to monetize but a sensor somebody broke oscar's screen wait actually what do you mean someone is hacking my computer right now my screen has literally been hacked and taken over and someone is remotely zooming in to Hasan Piker's

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I was like, it was within 45 seconds. I liked it. I mean, I, I. 45 seconds. I was quick with it. The hacker was quick on that one. Yes. The hacker was ridiculously and nastily quick with it.

Did anyone comment on your comment? Yeah, it got like. I'm the top comment. I was one of the top. Yeah, it got like... Are you the top comment? I was the one on the top. Yeah, it's me and Cutie. I love Cutie. Cinderella was kind of like dragging him a little bit. It was like being shady about it.

What'd she say? She's like, my mistake for opening Instagram, I guess. Oh. Oh, wow. Okay. And she's at 23,000 likes. Then mine's under at 15,000 likes. Wow.

You got 15,000? Yeah. Damn. Just from like... Congrats congrats well the hacker and then a lot of the replies were oscar like what are you doing here um yeah so were you hoping that hassan will pin you honestly yeah he should have yeah honestly it's kind of shady that he didn't now that he doesn't follow you did he follow back he doesn't although i replied to his instagram stories sometimes. I feel like one day

he's going to open it and be like, oh, this is a lot. Oh, yeah. Oh, actually,

I wish I knew that guy because it would surprise you with him. For the Christmas, yeah, that would be one of my

Trishmas wishes, I think. Oh, my God. I've got to figure it out. Hurry. We've got to figure it out. I don't know.

I'm sure. I used to know him. Is he on Cameo or something? I don't know. He should. Again, for for charity i did one time go on a private jet with him so maybe i have his contact he was tripping on shrooms at the time so who knows who knows what he experienced oh that makes sense because he just went booked it to a seat. We can recount that experience one time.

I just remember being like, who is this person? Who's that? Yeah. Okay, well, we'll work on it. I don't even know who to contact. Oh, you know what?

I know his uncle. I was on the Young Turks once. I'll contact Shank. I'm sure he loves me. Well, all right. That's one of my big options. He should put out a calendar or something at least. Like, he really should.

Honestly, yeah. Because people do. It's not just you. Because I do see it all over my Twitter, too. It's like people just, like, literally so obsessed with him. I've never seen this before. It's very odd. Yeah, 173,000 likes on his little thirst trap.

That's crazy. But honestly. And on threads, which nobody's ever there. Oh, thread or feed? That one's on Instagram on feed, yeah. So wait, but Loki not that much actually. Because if you look. I mean, I'm just saying Elvis got 200,000 yesterday.

Oh, really? Six months, yeah. Oh. Yeah. And our British has like 400,000 likes. So, you know, I don't know. I mean, I thought it would be way more. Because I think Corinna gets like 800,000 likes. So, you know, I don't know. I mean, I thought it would be way more worth it. Because I think Corinna gets like 800,000.

Breckenhill gets like 900,000. I guess that's like, I was going to say. There's not enough hackers out there. Not enough hackers. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, and I guess like, I was going to say he probably does have a lot of gay followers. But maybe if he leaned into it more, those numbers would go up. I think that's leaning into it a lot.

Oh, yeah. And he looks good. Again, as a female, obviously, I can appreciate it. You know what I mean? It's a good photo. I'm just shocked it didn't get more. Because, again, on my Twitter, it was like every post. So maybe it was more viral on gay Twitter or something like that.

Probably, yeah. Because I was reposted a lot. And a lot of crazy things were being said about the holes and stuff. Oh my god. It was all over gay Twitter. Hassan? He has a chokehold on homosexuals. Maybe you can get

on his. Doesn't he have a couple? I actually have no idea. I know he has very hands. He's like live 10 hours a day. Just go in there. He has a feeling one of those hours, Hassan. I know he's a spirit and. He's like live 10 hours a day. I know. Just go in there at some point. You have to fill in one of those hours, Hassan. You know. Yeah. Yeah.

I know. Like he has Austin show as well. I can't even be like the token gay because he has Austin. But if Austin is ever sick, you know. You can never have him as gay as I do. Yeah. I love like, you know, it's just like fun. Just have a dozen, you know.

It's just fun. I love it. I just like, it's so exciting. I really do love gay people. My whole weekend was just gays and I loved it. I just like, it's so exciting. I really do love gay people. My whole weekend was just gays and I loved it so much. And I was like, God, that made me so happy. Like, you know why? Because it's aside from them being gay, you know, like people, they're just good people.

You know, they're just fun. They work hard. They're creative. Like they'll do wicked dances with you. Like they just are such fun people and it makes me so happy. And I was like, oh man, there just needs to be more gay men in this world um we love them and they love you thank you i mean that's all i need that's all i need in life yeah once you have like the gay seal of approval that goes a long way it really does my favorite like meme right now is um chapel roan on the i think

tonight show and like i think I think Jimmy said something to her and then she goes there's gay people in here recently? because their audience were clapping no it was a while ago in that white look love it love love oh that was a great one like the swan or the white queen yeah someone clapped I think oh when she talked about

Sasha Colby there was like a couple cheers in the audience and she goes there's gay people in here we love it. Detect them always. I need to talk to the gay one. I love it so much. Oh my God. Another gay news.

Love it. A lot of people on Twitter were trying to pit Renee Rapp and Chaparone against each other and I was like, not about this. Wait, why? Because Renee Rapp's

final episode of Sex Lives of College Girls, the Max streaming show, just aired. this wait why because renee raps final episode of sex lives of college girls the um max streaming show um just aired and people were gagged because she's like a fan favorite character in the show like she really did make the show um but people were like wow she really left sex lives of college girls to be a pop star and then she just got like out lesbian by chaparone and it's like that's such a weird it's like everyone wants more like representation like like lesbians in pop music and then there can only be one now like that's so weird to me oh yeah they're like pinging against each other is the show over or she left she left the show it's in its third season right now and the second

episode i believe just aired so um we already knew going into the season of the show that she would leave and she would be in it for like they said a quote the direct quote was a handful of episodes ended up just being two that's not a handful that's half a handful that's crazy it is sad yeah

so what is she doing or she just wants to leave it's fine if she wants to leave I think she wanted to leave to kind of I think she was doing like Mean Girls, the movie at the time. And then she was doing, she was touring a lot with like her music and stuff. And that like, she just did like her album. So I think she just wanted to like leave the show and kind of focus on herself. And I think she even talked about like how it affected her mentally at the beginning

of the show, because like she began the show like in a hetero relationship and she thought of herself as bi and then she like later went on to figure out she like identified just as lesbian um oh wow because in the show as well like she plays like a girl figuring out her like sexual identity and she's like straight hair very like girly like preppy and then then now in season three she kind of is dressed as like more Renee

like she just dresses more like I guess androgynous with like the clothing and baggy and like the short hair so I think

probably mixed everything like mental health just wanting to focus on her own stuff probably so I like that I wish people would be like that like you know who I get

see dragged all the time I think because of this is the guy from Bridgerton. And they drag him so hard. I'm like, maybe he was also going through some mental health stuff. Because when you explain it, I was like, okay, that makes sense. Because I did see a lot of, like, discourse about the Renee rap thing. Because obviously I'd never seen the show or anything like that.

About people being like, oh, my God, like, why do people leave shows when they're so popular? And I was thinking that, too. I was like, the riot is out forever. But when you put it in those terms, I'm like, well, maybe they're, like, going through something. Especially, like, a show like that. Or even Bridgerton. I mean, they had that guy doing some crazy stuff in season one. Like, the way they portrayed, like, the sex and, like, the pulling out and stuff was so a lot.

And I was like, honestly, that probably, like, I think one of the girls from season one, too, had, like, a mental breakdown of Bridgerton. So I feel like when it's, like, put into perspective like that, people should be a lot nicer. Because everyone's like, ugh, why do people do this? Why do they leave before? It's like, whatever. I'm like, I don't know. Because they want to. Sometimes money is not as important as your mental health.

I would probably stay until I bury him. I don't know. I've quit things. I've quit Big Brother. I guess I quit Big Brother in like 10 days. But I was like, do I still get some money or no money? So I don't know. If I would have known I would have gotten no money or like a partial money, I probably would have stayed. But yeah, I mean, it is a lot. I think Jonathan Bailey also, not to bring it back to him, but he did say that he did, he was at Bridgerton, flew to fellow travelers,

then flew to like Wicked. Yeah, I was doing all three. Yeah, like didn't have a day off in like 30 days, which is wild. And some people do have that like work ethic to like really push themselves, I think. But not everyone does. It is hard.

Like not everyone is built the same, especially like when it comes to like mental health and stuff. Not everyone can handle like all of that, you know? I know. I always think about that. I'm like, God, that would be – I would want to take all of it too, but probably not. I'm already like breaking down.

I was like there's too much going on right now. So I was like I probably – I'm like let me do another podcast. I thought about it. Was it BFFs? We talked about that on Patreon. They asked me to be just a guest. I was like, oh, I could maybe co-host that one too. Replacing Dave Morton. They asked me to be just a guest, but I was like, oh, I could maybe co-host that one, too. Replacing Dave Morton would be

wild. We could build a set on the other side of that set. Just to Zoom in. Oh, yeah. I guess they could Zoom. That's such a funny show. Maybe I should do it. Maybe I'll write them back. But I like Renee Rapp. But you know what? That always happens. People just love to turn on people, I think, you know? Yeah, because everyone

was riding that wave, like right after Mean mean girls and stuff and all of a sudden it's like oh now chaparral is the only lesbian we can focus on which is like what i have ruined my heart for all lesbians for sure yeah for sure i love that this is the year of the lesbians including jojo yeah i love her too honestly yeah lesbians warm my heart a lot too yeah i selfishly i am sad though because like i really do love um renee's character layton in sex lives college girls and it's even like no going into it and like seeing her not be like more as latent because now she like she the two episodes she did she was very much like renee like she she looked like renee last season yes yeah do you think she asked for it i think they wrote her that way maybe Maybe a mix of both. Yeah. I don't know.

And again, probably like a mental thing too. Like when you come out as lesbian and then like you figure out your own style then going back to play like this very like femme

like preppy girl that might be hard honestly. Like who knows? For sure. I couldn't even fathom that. That sounds very complicated. Yeah. Especially because she's very young, right?

Isn't she early 20s? She's young, yeah. Yeah, or like mid 20s. I think that's a lot. So much pressure. I'm glad to be famous at that age does seem like a lot of pressure yeah i mean especially thinking about renee like because you're the one that told me like with the broadway stuff too like how people were body shaming her as like regina george when she was 19 yeah it's crazy and she looks so good it is so crazy how they're like you're like too big to wear this outfit or something uh i hate that but i kind of love now that they're going

like more body positive like roles and stuff like that. Just in general. And not to say Renee Rapp's big but like in Mean Girls like the fact that she got to play Regina where like Regina's like notoriously like talking about like being a size zero or something like that. You know. I like that they did that.

I think that's a good step because it's like you know. Because there's like plus size representation but there also should be like normal body size representation which I mean I assume is Renee Rapp. Yeah. Because I think, again, we are the children of skinny culture back in like, you know, the Y2K era. Like literally, again, what a flow today. But I saw that clip of you on Millionaire Matchmaker where I never even seen you on

that show before. Yeah. But there is a TikTok, just literally the first thing when I opened the app that went viral, a clip of you that was from Millionaire Matchmaker. And they were like body shaming you from like the photo. Like, what did Patty say? Was this you 25 pounds ago? I was like, I look back at that.

And I remember the moment I'm like apologizing. I'm like, I'm sorry. I know. It made me sad. I was actually so humiliated. I remember that so specifically. It's probably why I like blocked it out of my mind because I do remember it once I saw it. Who's this?

Who's this? Where's she? Oh, that's me. Oh, wow. That's you? Really? Yeah. Is that 25 pounds ago? Oh, no. No? It's just my headshot. I'm sorry. Sorry. Okay. Why all pink? Is your pink shoes, pink top, pink shirt, pink flower full of pink? Yeah, I only like pink.

Your world covered in pink yeah your whole entire wardrobe pink yeah your room pink yeah your headboard pink yeah is everything in your house pink yes of course it is no tricia thank you but no i appreciate it it was in marina del rey it was in some like whatever it was like for 500 or whatever they like let you on the show and i do remember so specifically being so embarrassed and like so humiliated and by the way that picture was not like facetuned or photoshopped everyone knows me to this day I don't know how to facetune or photoshop but specifically back then this was like 15 years ago yeah I really didn't know so that photo was just a photo of me and then when they said and I was like pretty like skinny but

the but then when you look at the panel not to like shame back what I'm going to at this point it's just like really and all the comments had my back they're all like where are these people now and I was like exactly period and I know Patty Stanger, like, is miserable right now. How do I know? Because we have some mutual glam people. And I know she's just miserable. And so, honestly, she was a horrible person. I think, like, those kind of people who are actually mean, and she, like, actually was

on that show, not just to me, but to, like, so many people. Like, I think they have, like, a miserable existence because they, like, stay that way forever. So anybody I know that, like, goes to glam her, I'm like, ugh. Like, I don't know. She gives me a bad taste. And that other guy, too. I was like, why is that guy even commenting on like

a girl's like appearance and stuff like that? Anyways, I know that was part of the show, but they did, I did not sign up for that. You know, it was honestly, I didn't even be, I didn't even want to be like matched to a millionaire. It was like literally a casting on LA Casting that was like, we just need girls to show up, uh, to be on like a dating. They're like, you're not going to go on a date. You're just going to be a dating contestant. So I just like signed up. I didn't know it was a millionaire matchmaker either. I remember they're like, it's going to be Marina Del Rey. It's $500. Just like be, you not going to go on a date. You're just going to be a dating contestant. So I just like signed up. I didn't know it was Millionaire Matchmaker either. I remember they're like, it's going to be Marina Del Rey. It's $500.

Just like be, you're going to act like a dating contestant. So I didn't want to be on that. But I hate her. Yeah, it was like, made me realize how bad like reality TV was back in the day though. Because like, honestly, so think of like the people who are consuming it and like didn't think anything of it. You know what I mean? And it's like's like damn that's the one good thing i mean about like reality tv now i think is that there is like more i guess awareness of like what they're showing to like consumers but that is crazy that was like the entertainment back then

or like yes simon cowell did that american idol he'd always comment on every contestant who like was a little bit big and stuff and like oh we need a bigger stage like they was like really awful and like probably detrimental to so many people also people watching because like the majority of people watching are like the same size or bigger and it just was like but Patty did that to a lot of people I want to say Brittany Furlan was also on that show and had an experience obviously not about her weight but something about like her hair or something and I don't know I think they were they were they were nasty to a lot of people and not just me. So, um, you. I saw that clip too and I was like so angry again because I was like that was actually

the show I was most humiliated on. Even more than the Bank of Hollywood, which like made me show my boobs and then they're like, ha ha, you don't get the money. This one was like extra mean because I was just like, what? And then that guy who looked also crazy. I was just like, okay. That's what I don't like is when like it's one thing to have like Janice Dickinson. I don't know if that's a good. But you know, like Tyra Banks or something on America's Got a Model being like, okay. That's what I don't like is when, like, it's one thing to have, like, Janice Dickinson. I don't know if that's a good – but, you know, like, Tyra Banks or something on America's

Next Top Model being like, oh, you know, you're fat or whatever, which is also crazy because those models were also skinny. But to have someone who, like, is not cute just call you ugly is also, like, a whole other level. I don't think we're supposed to be in it together because there was another, like, you know, plus-size guy. Oh, he was a chumbo, too. And I was like, what about you?

Like, what? We're on the same team. We're on the same team. We're on the same team. That's why I was so annoyed. And Patty, too. I mean, now she's, like, skinny or whatever like that. But she was no looker. So I was like, that to me is bizarre.

But, yeah, watching America's Next Top Model and stuff, too, you're just like, damn, they really called those girls fat, too. Which is crazy. It's so wild. And it's so sad. And hopefully people are like – but that's why people, I think our generation has so many like troubles with eatings and stuff like that. Cause we just think we're fat all the time. And we still do. We talked about that on Patreon. We're just like, this will always feel fat. I'm kind of like a fat acceptance at this point where I'm just like,

okay, I'm fat, whatever, who cares. But, um, I still think about it constantly. Yeah. And literally it's like, especially when people like us who like grew up like TV junkies, we're almost like raised by TV in a lot of ways. Oh, for sure. Yeah, it's just like it's so embedded. It's like it's really hard to undo all of that when you learn it at such a young age. And it's so like prevalent. Like it was in every single reality show, every single one. Every single one.

And that's why I did love like Anna Nicole. Like I loved first season before they made her like before she lost weight and everything like that because the first season was so iconic she was eating pickles she was eating donuts she was eating all this stuff and it was so and pizza and it just was like so nice to see someone like eating food and like also being glamorous and gorgeous so i'm gonna hold it out for all the fatties out there who don't want to lose weight because i could take ozempic and i probably could be skinny and i'm like oh my god she lost 100 pounds and i'm sure that would shock the world. And maybe I'll do that one day. But for now, I like eating and I like showing that you can be successful

and be in love and also eat food and be fat. Period. That's it for now. I don't know. But you never know. I don't know. It's just like, you know. This episode of Just Trish sponsored by SeatGeek. I love SeatGeek. It is definitely the longest running app that I've used on my phone. I love SeatGeek. It is definitely the longest running app that I've used on my phone. I use SeatGeek for all occasions. Miss those tickets, want last minute tickets, want bigger and better seats, want to trade in your seats, use SeatGeek. SeatGeek collectively goes across the internet and looks for the best deals for your tickets. It's the Christmas season and there's lots of good tours out there. If you want to go see Mariah Carey,

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was like she said she chose to be alone. She was setting boundaries with her family. And she looks like really good. I mean she probably lost like, I don't know, 120 pounds or something like that. But you could just see like so much like sadness. I don't think it has to do with the weight. I'm not sure. But she was obviously like very sad and like she was, you know – or just different. She's like, this is very different.

I'm not good with change. I'm alone on Thanksgiving and blah, blah, blah, by choice. But it was one of those things where it's like I imagine if I lost 120 pounds, oh my God, I would just be like the happiest ever. But sometimes you see people and they don't necessarily reflect that, you know? I don't know. I mean, she seems fine, but I'm just saying in general, I was like, oh, it's kind of interesting that – she also doesn't talk about it as much anymore. I always think when you lose a bunch of weight, I'd be like flaunting it all over. And like people don't. So I always wonder that. I'm like, wait, I wonder if they're like feeling some type of way that they like lost so much weight and, you know, don't like Fenita got a lot of hate.

I don't know why, but like she lost a bunch of weight and it seemed like the hate was still there. It was very odd. So it's like an interesting thing. Like you lose the weight, you think everyone's going to love you. And then when people don't, it must be like this whole, not to say they don't love you, but you don't think you're getting that praise or something. I don't know. Kind of probably their head. I don't know. They ever lost weight. So couldn't tell you, but you know what I mean? Like maybe there's some psychological thing to it. Or maybe not.

Maybe I'm just different. I think like for me when I lost a lot of weight and was skinny, I guess there was a big part of me that didn't like come to terms with the reality of being skinny, I guess. Because like looking back, I was like, damn, I was really tiny. And thinking about like being like a size 30 waist, like that is so insane. I can't even imagine that right now. But I remember at the time never really like fully processing it. So I feel like that's like especially when you're overweight for like 80, 90 percent of your life.

Like I feel like it's hard to even like recognize the fact that you are a different size now. So I feel like maybe that has something um not like i don't i was happy in the sense but not because of like i was skinny or anything you know what i mean you weren't happier um i mean i was depressed i was depressed um before because i don't know i was depressed and then I was probably a little I feel like the same. Probably still mentally ill when I was skinny. If you want to look at it a different way, it's like some people think, oh, if I'll be rich, all my

problems will be solved. And they get rich, but they realize the problems have nothing to do with money. That's what I was kind of thinking. So I think in the same way, most of our problems have nothing to do with the weight. But you think, oh, I'll be skinny. I'll be happy. But the reason, unless you tackle the actual core reason why. Yeah. I always look back in 2019 at like that year where I was like so skinny. I was looking at it today because I was talking about

a water fast, how I used to just drink water for like six days and I would lose, like I would be so snatched. In fact, I'll insert the photos because I was like so snatched. There was one time I did a water fast when I went from like one 80 to literally like one 69. I think that was the lowest I ever was in my, as an adult. And that was in 2019. And I was like abs, like, Oh my God, my abs were there. Like it was crazy just from drinking water. And that year I was like relatively skinny. I mean, but I was like in a mental hospital, I was doing meth and I was on tour. So I was dancing. So like, I was like skinny. I didn't think I was at the time. I thought it was so fat. And then I looked back and I was like, oh my God, I was so skinny.

But I just remember being so miserable at every stage of that. I just remember like miserable, miserable, miserable. And I don't know if it was a direct correlation with the weight because obviously like I thought I was fat back then. But it was interesting that that's the best I've ever looked and like the most miserable I ever was. So I wouldn't trade that. I wouldn't trade what I have now for that body because I know how like and feeling that way because I was like so miserable.

I wouldn't trade 2024 Trish for 2019 Trish because like I was actually like mentally unwell and like didn't want to be here and stuff. So I don't know. Some people I think do really feel great and love it. And like I don't know. It would be interesting though to see how I would feel skinny. I probably would love it. Maybe I should try it. Maybe the expectation is too high.

That's true. The expectation of what will happen. Yeah. So you just like transformed your body so in such a major way. What did you lose? 100 pounds you said? Or 80? One.

Probably like one. It was like half my weight. It was like 150, 160. Yeah. So that's like such I would imagine a traumatic experience for your body. One, probably like one, it was like half my weight. It was like 150, 160, yeah. So that's like such, I would imagine, a traumatic experience for your body because you're like a totally different person. Kind of. I mean, to me, it happened, it happened kind of gradually, I guess. Like maybe like, I mean, over like two years, I suppose.

But again, like I never like psychologically like processed the fact. Like I literally say this all the time but like i remember literally so vividly when you came for like one of our interviews in 2019 and you were like oh my god you're so skinny like how the hell did you do it you're so tiny and like not me not being able to process that really yeah you're just kind of like which is crazy because i remember seeing you that time and i've been like because we met joy's parties and obviously i watched in the strawberry and i was just like oh like it just like it it just like – it was just like me, you know, like seeing it. But then like seeing someone so – I didn't recognize you.

That's how I felt when I saw you at AMC that Friday. I was like, oh my god. Who are you? It's crazy. And I'm so – I don't notice people's weight. Like I really, really, truly don't. But yeah, I just remember obviously seeing someone bigger and then all of a sudden one day they're like 100 pounds. And that's how you were that day.

And I was just like, oh my gosh. And like watching back that I was like, you were very skinny, but 30 inch waist is insane because you can't even find pants that size. Like they don't make them. I just shot for Moses. Like 32 is the smallest I see. Like who's a 30? You know, wild.

It's like, that's so, I mean, some people are like naturally that size. Like Ryland's very petite. I can imagine him being like 30. And like, if you're naturally that size, that makes sense. But I don't know. You, I think this is great. You look like a son. To me, you look like a son.

You should do an ad. You should recreate that photo. I don't know about that. You should. Raise money for a charity. Do an OF. People would pay for a shirt. 15,000 people liked your comment.

They're ready to see it. I think they liked me, or the hacker, being a son. You know, it was like a relatable, like, oh, okay. We'll have the hacker being anti-Saxon. You know, it was like a relatable like, oh, okay. We'll have the hacker leak your photo. I'm behind the paywall.

Yeah, behind the paywall. That's our Patreon tier. Put a tier up there for $30. I don't know, $500. I don't know what you charge for that. Yeah, I don't know what to price that either. If I had to go 18 plus because it's pretty graphic. It's not that sad to put 18 plus to show like a naked body. It's like, just a naked body. Like, it's so crazy that it has to

be like a sexual thing. Like, let's just like look at it and like you know. It's crazy. Like, that's my biggest thing is like women like can't be, not my biggest issue, but women can't be topless. It's like so annoying. It's like how come guys can? That's so weird. Yeah. Just nipples. What is that movie where he's like,

oh, I have nipples. Can you milk me? What is that movie? What? Do oh i have nipples can you milk me what is that movie what do you remember no am i the only one do you remember he's like oh my god and he's like i have nipples can you milk me oh my god it's familiar but i'm not a movie i feel like that's such a popular movie line maybe i'm like maybe it's something i just remember it oh well it doesn't matter that much somebody making that like making, like, an awful joke like that. Oh, Meet the Fockers? Yes! Robert De Niro.

Because he's like, you know, cats have nipples. And he's like. He's talking about milk and nipples. Yeah. And he's like. Cats at dinner or something. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay.

Thank you. I was like, wait. I feel like that was so. Did you ever watch those movies? Yeah. I feel like that was, like, before you. No, I remember. Like, I don't remember the plot of them that much.

But I remember watching them with my dad, I think. Or maybe both my parents. Really? Yeah. On like DVD. I used to think those were the funniest movies in the whole world. I used to think Ben Stiller was the funniest actor in the whole world. And now watching Ben Stiller movies, you're kind of like, that's a little cringe.

Like there's not one movie I think Ben Stiller is funny in anymore. Like I used to love him though. Like as kid dodgeball i was like yes heavyweights yes and then watching him now or like even meet the parents i'm like i don't know kind of cringe maybe it's a different time yeah i was gonna say i feel like a lot of there's a lot of that kind of humor like doesn't really age that well even stuff from like a couple years ago like think of when we're talking about this but like the the Miranda Sings humor, like people found that funny like three years ago. Yeah.

But now it's like so cringy. Yeah. That is so interesting. Some humor just doesn't age well. Yeah. I wonder whose humor does age well. Is there any movies that are like- For real.

Thanks, Oscar. It does. Thank you. All your memes and stuff. They really are timeless. Aw, thanks. Okay, I'll take it. I should be in a movie. thank you all your memes and stuff they really are timeless aw thanks okay I'll take it I should be in a movie

it is crazy to think like all those movies like Vince Vaughn and stuff which are just like don't or not good anymore it's like they don't make comedies

anymore though right like think about like a comedy there's a lot of them where I'm like streaming I guess like what

my favorite comedy that came out was late last year early this year was No Hard Feelings starring Jennifer Lawrence which you? Tell me. Well, my favorite comedy that came out was late last year, early this year, was No Hard Feeling starring Jennifer Lawrence, which you did not like. Yeah. But that was my favorite. I don't mind it.

I'd rather watch that than a Ben Stiller movie. Any day, I would. I didn't mind it. You know what? She grows on me. I like Jennifer Lawrence. I love Jade Law. Yeah.

Yeah. Oh, I guess the Sidney Sweeney Glenn Powell one. Okay, yeah. I kind of get into it. I didn't love it, but I enjoyed it. You thought it was funny? I enjoyed my time with it. Funny-ish, yeah.

Other comedies. Yeah, there isn't – oh, Glenn Powell had another one. I think it was called The Hitman, I think. Oh, never heard of it. And that was kind of funny. It was a Netflix one. And you thought it was funny? Yeah.

I don't think there's any Laugh Out Loud movies I've seen lately. I wish there was. I love comedies, but – Honestly, the last Laugh Out Loud movie for me was Wicked. Really? Yeah. Because that actually was funny. Ariana was really funny in it.

That one is really good. Oh, I heard someone gave me an update on the two original songs. Did we talk about it last Hot Topics? Yeah, I think so. Or was it the Patreon? Or Patreon. I don't know. It all kind of blends.

Yeah, I know. The two original songs for the part two is so that they can both get nominated for best song for an Oscar. Oh. And I was like, that kind of makes sense. I was like, why would they put two new songs in there? But that makes sense actually. Yeah, because John M. Chu already teased that there's two original songs in Wicked Part 2 next year.

But that does make sense. Yeah, because they can't get nominated for original song with this movie. Right, right. So they put it in the next one. So I think it would be very interesting. Do you know who's playing Dorothy in the Wicked 2? Did we talk about this? No. ones yeah it would be very interesting do you know who's playing dorothy in the wicked too did we talk about this no i saw like there was a photo of like a little girl at the wicked premiere that

people are saying looks like dorothy oh i haven't heard that i heard madison beer really but is that not a thing oh i haven't i haven't seen that before but that would be fierce i did see there were like again actors from like australia or something that was supposed to play her or something i don't know yeah i saw there was like a little girl, not a little girl, but like a girl at the premiere. And people, look, I forget. Maybe she had like auburn hair or something. But then her shoes were like Dorothy's shoes or something. So who knows if she was just like, you know,

dressing on theme or if it was like a little Easter egg that she's going to be. I also heard they might do like an AI Judy Garland the way they did like. Oh, no. No? I hope not. I would hate that.

Wait, really? Yeah. People were excited about it because, you know, I think they did that with I hope not I would hate that wait really people were excited about it because you know I think they did that with Princess Leia in one of the Star Wars movie they kind of like imposed her face on something on somebody on an actress so they thought like maybe that you would hate it I would hate it yeah it always like takes me out of it like there's some games where it kind of works like in the last Hunger Games

movie I forget who his name but um Plutarch Havensby I forget the actor's name but plutarch havensby the actor in the movie plutarch havensby plutarch havensby i think plutarch havensby in what in star wars you know that hunger games oh hunger games also awful what yes in the last what was his name i forget the blonde guy in guy. In real life? Snow? Not Snow. He was like a heavier blonde. In real life you're asking for his name or in the movie?

Yes, in real – In the movie it's Blu-Tack Havensby. Is he famous? I don't know. Yes, he was a famous actor. He's bigger? He was in Catching Fire. He was in the second, third, and fourth one I think.

He was bigger. He was the one that like helps her in the arena and catching fire and like helps get her out of there there was a big person in catching fire he was big not huge but like

like a chubby a little chubby I don't remember a chubby person I don't remember somebody helping her but that now I have to see

it's killing me oh my gosh I have no idea who's gonna be PETA who's gonna be the new PETA Philip Seymour Hoffman. Oh, what? He's a little

well known, you know. He's like super famous. Yeah, he passed away. Oh, right, yes. They finished it with his face. They like reused like old scenes of him. Oh, but see, I would have been able to tell. Yeah, they like,

and I think that happened maybe with some other franchises too where they did that. But I think in, yeah, there was another Star Wars show where they like had young Luke Skywalker, like.

Yeah. On his, like they redid the face or something. Oh, really? And had an actor, but then his face. And it was just kind of like uncanny.

I didn't really like it i couldn't even tell but who approves that like who you know what i mean because the actor obviously is dead yeah who's approving him continuing just probably use it because when you sign a contract for a franchise maybe you're like this character belongs to them although you know um in back to the future too the guy who played played George McFly sued Universal because they did that. Back in like 1992, they did that because he didn't want to sign on for the second one because they didn't pay him enough money. So the actor Crispin Glover sued them because they did that.

They like put his face on like another actor and without his permission. And I think he might have won, but he kind of got blacklisted because obviously that's a huge Universal, Robert Zemeckis, all those people. And I think he got like blacklisted after that. But it is interesting because you shouldn't be able to do that. Now they're probably smart. They probably do sign you in the little print that will own your image forever

and can recreate it kind of thing. Maybe for that character. Yeah, that would make sense. I think Robert Downey Jr., whatever, not my favorite person, but I think he said to like, he fought,

I think Marvel wanted to do something like that with him in Iron Man, but he like was like, oh no, like I'm not gonna let like he fought. I think Marvel wanted to do something like that with him in Iron Man. But he like was like, oh, no. Like I'm not going to let you do that. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I guess it's your image. It's your face.

Yeah. Kind of weird. But it's your family, your kids. Like, you know what I mean? Somebody is getting to approve it and getting compensated for it. You know, if you win the lottery and you die, they don't have to pay your family. They just stop paying you. Really? Yeah. I think that's why there was like the curse of the lottery winners. Because, you know, you can

over 30 years, they can pay you. If you win the lottery out there, get that cash up front. You only get half the money, but if you do it over 30 years, there's like the curse of the lottery where people end up dying or something like that because it's like they had to pay them 30 years and it's like a conspiracy. The conspiracy is they don't want to pay out for 30 years.

So those people end up – there's always like tragedy. They end up like passing away or something like that. So I remember seeing that. It's an E. Charlie Wood story. It's called The Curse of the Lottery Winners. I used to watch it as a kid. And so that's why they say take that money up front so there's no like, you know, temptation to like – So life hack all you lottery winners.

Yeah. Take it up front. There's a lot of lottery winners. If you think about it, someone wins a lottery every few weeks. So there's actually a lot of it. You know? People are like, you're so crazy. I'm like, someone's got to win.

And there's a lot of California lottery winners. But it is kind of crazy because like what is it up to now? $600 million. $300 million goes back to the – that's such a – isn't that crazy? It goes back to the state, back to the government. So that's $300 million. Then if you get it up front, it's another like – you only get like $150 million. So you really only get like $150 million out of $600 million, so you really don't

win that much. Yeah, it's just a way for the state to make more money. Isn't that crazy? That's wild. Well, I participate every Tuesday, Thursday, Saturday. No, Tuesday – Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Friday, Saturday. No Thursdays, Sundays. I'm not promoting it though.

I cannot promote gambling but I do like to do it well who's sponsoring this episode oh well we do have a number to gamble responsibly in those states

it's fine if you're responsible everything else right right yeah that's different it is oh my gosh jimmy had all the he was editing something for me like literally last night like midnight i'm like sending him literally i came back to do an ad read for Not Loveline.

I was like, we have an ad and I was like doing it here and then it was like midnight and I was like, oh my God, can you re-upload it? And then he was doing the most.

He's wonderful. Love Jimmy, our editor. I'm always scared someone's going to take him though. I'm always like, oh my God, don't take him because he's so good.

because we hype him up a lot too. I know. So I feel like he's a hot commodity. And everyone says that too. They're like, you guys are so on it, your schedule. We always get our Patreons up on time and our link.

And I'm like, yeah. Don't take any of my team. Stop hyping him up. Just kidding. We'll hype him up forever. Love you, Jimmy. We're going to do a Christmas episode when we come back. Maybe these people should do a pop culture favorite moments of 2024.

And a prediction for 2025. I thought about doing it today. I wanted to do pop culture mentions. Maybe we'll save it for that. That is – I love it. You were on for, you were spot on. Well, you did think Timothy and Kylie were going to get engaged or was it Travis and Taylor? Yeah.

Oh, I think both maybe. Are they still together? Yeah. Who? Which one? Travis. They just celebrated Thanksgiving together in Nashville. His ex-girlfriend is mating headlines because she was talking about how hard it is to see them everywhere

yeah she's on the new season of special forces which is a wild show to me even every time it is on I'm like this is that's the one Dr. Drew was on? Dr. Drew Jojo Kate plus 8 it's like the most wild cast ever I'm just kind of offended

they never asked me because it's like honestly it does seem like you would get an offer to be on that show i would absolutely refuse you could have paid me enough but it's the most random people on that show it is crazy i don't know and why they must get paid to do it because why would you want to do that yeah but they have to right i don't know i think they like win money or something i don't know i'm sure they i think must have like a cash prize i'm assuming but i'm you have to at least get paid i think same with like uh obviously the smaller reality shows like you get this

stipend whatever but then if you win the big prize you don't yeah maybe like celebrity ones you get paid something yeah yeah because that's a lot you're out of commission for a while and that's a lot of like physical and then you got to promote it so yeah yeah i think christy carlson romano's on this episode too really what a lineup this lineup this season. This episode of Just Trish is sponsored by Aura Frames. Oh my gosh. I was so excited to get this sponsorship in our inbox because we've actually had Aura Frames in our house for probably the past three years since my first daughter Malibu was born. My husband actually gifted me these digital frames because we never know what to get each other, but we know we love pictures and we have a ton of printout pictures on our house, but it's just like pretty soon the walls

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I've seen her everywhere, and I was like, well, I'll listen to what she has to say. Yeah, I saw there was like a clip of her like having a little bit of a breakdown over it and i i get it i'm kind of on the fence about it because i do get like you know your ex ends up being in a really like high profile like relationship and it kind of is like america's royal couple almost in a way like the way people talk about them and like the merch and like they're a whole like brand now and like the super bowl it's a lot but then also she like is very shady about taylor like she always likes shady instagram posts about her and so and then she gets upset after she likes

and says shady stuff that like taylor fans are like on her but it's like yeah she got the most hate she said she didn't get any she said she didn't do anything to warrant this like amount of hate and backlash there's because before even like in the shady post she probably was just getting hate right don't you think from like taylor fans i mean like she said i mean when you're that famous you cultivate some crazies yeah i think everyone has who has a following has some crazies in there for sure but i mean doesn't everyone get the same hate like anytime you kind of become more of a public figure it kind of is yeah it just happens

you know but then to like instigate and make things worse like if people were upset at me like if a fandom was upset at me i wouldn't go out of my way to like make them more pissed at me you know sometimes i think you don't think people would see it especially because i just feel like i don't know. I didn't know her before. I thought she was literally just Travis Kelsey's ex. But if she wasn't like super famous, like you just don't realize maybe everyone that sees it.

I probably would. I'd probably like so many shady things because that's – I mean, that would be so hard. Not to say it's wrong, but God, that – it's almost like – and you guys know I love Ethan Slater. I love Ariana Grande. But like it must – it has to hurt so bad. Oh my God, to see like your ex just everywhere. And it's like it happens.

It just happens. People like move on, whatever. But it just would be – oh, that's – because you don't think about it, right? You stalk an ex, right? I've like – when I've broken up with people, I stalk exes and you see who they're dating. And it's like it hurts so bad. But think about that just like in your face every single day, everywhere you go. It's like oh my God. Honestly, I would spiral. I would spiral. I would spiral so hard.

Like, what are you supposed to do? Like disappear? Like just not be online? Like, it's just like such a hard thing to see. So I think liking a couple of shady posts is probably like the least of it. Honestly, I'd be having like breakdowns and crying like every 10 seconds. I don't know. It'd be, it'd be awful. And maybe she was taylor swift fan and now she can't have that anymore that would be the worst people were expecting like that with ethan slater's wife um that like obviously she probably was like a theater kid because she married ethan slater and so she probably was like so excited for wicked like 20 years oh my god the wicked movie's coming and you imagine you're married and it's like oh my god you got it wicked like this is like you know it's like your big your God, you got it wicked. Like this is like, you know, it's like your big thing. And then that happens.

I mean, that would be, I don't know. Or maybe she loved it. We don't know. You went with Ariana? Yes. Okay, maybe. Maybe. We don't know.

That's true. We know nothing to quote you. We do know nothing. I guess, right. If you're a fan, I guess that's true. And maybe if she was a fan of Taylor Swift and then her ex got, like I guess that would be a serve in that case. Like if Moses got with Britney Spears, I'd be like, okay.

I'm okay with it because I'm part of that lore. You know what I mean? I was like, well, I was with him first. You know what I mean? Yeah. So there's something. I know. It definitely is.

I kind of lean – I see both sides. But I do think she does a lot to like entice or like instigate like getting backlash and stuff because then she's also been on different podcasts and stuff where she talks negatively about taylor and stuff so it's like if you know yeah i feel like you have to kind of have that awareness but then i'm also sensitive to the fact that yeah it is especially if maybe i don't know like much about her relationship with travis like how that breakup was but maybe it was like not a mutual thing like maybe she still has feelings then that that is so hard, you know? So. Oh, I'm sure.

I'm sure she does. I'm sure it wasn't mutual. She was talking about the relationship, something about like, she's like, oh, do I look like someone who'd go 50-50? But I didn't know what that meant. Like, does that mean she does or she doesn't? Did you see that part? Yeah.

That was, was that, I think that she did a podcast. I want to say it was like Angel Reese's podcast or something. Yeah. Where she talked about, I think it was like paying for like, you know, yeah um where she talked about i think it was like paying for like you know what was it like food at restaurants or stuff like that like taking care of her stuff to i honestly don't know that's a good question i took it innately as like he paid for everything i didn't but i could be wrong you know oh i was like so confused by that because i was like wait so they did win 50 50 or they didn't or like the rumors were is that she was going 50 with

50 and she was trying to say like absolutely not. Yeah. Which is kind of a weird thing because I'm like, well, it's not a bad thing to go 50-50. Yeah, to say that, yeah, you were still taking care of yourself even if you are in a relationship with like a big high-profile athlete. Like I think that's more of a flex to be honest. That's what I'm saying because Kiki Palmer was talking about 50-50 in relationships when she was doing her press tour for her book. And she was saying like, you know, 50-50 is like not always financial. She's like, you know, I want someone who's like, you know, going to be there for me emotionally

and like take care of this and take care of that. And I thought that was like so interesting. So she was like all about the 50-50, even if it's not financial. You know, it should be 50-50 contribution somehow. It is a kind of interesting – I don't know. I don't know what to think. I felt bad for her, but I see your point too. I guess if you're like liking things, I was kind of like, damn, this really would suck.

You know? Even like Ethan Slater. Like I love Ethan and Ariana. I'm so happy they're together, but I'm also like, that would suck. But I'm very – I'm so hypersensitive to like that kind of things, like breakups and stuff because that would be awful. Especially when you're like with them for so long. I don't know how long she was with Travis Kelsey, but Ethan Slater's wife was with

him for 10 years and I see him everywhere. And they look so happy and cute and everyone's championing them. I mean, it sucks. You probably can't go see Wicked. I guess maybe. Like and cute and everyone's championing them. I mean, it sucks. You probably can't go see Wicked. I guess maybe. Like you said, maybe she can. Maybe, yeah.

Maybe she's like happy for them. Who knows, I guess, you know. But I guess like in contrast, there's like, to Kayla, if you look at like Taylor's ex, Joe Alwyn, you know, he's like kind of a, like a, who's Joe Alwyn? Who is Joe Alwyn?

Do we talk about him? I didn't know Matt Healy. i don't know joe alwyn oh what a callback to like episode one i think literally um but uh he's an actor he's like kind of i'd say maybe like c-list actor like he's not in much um and he really hasn't said like he hasn't said a single thing about like taylor and and Travis or whatever and he's still doing like red carpets and you know the Swifties don't really like him either but at least to his testament you know he hasn't been shady like anything you know so I guess there's two ways to kind of move about things. I think it's weird if a guy does that. I mean like okay you're a guy move on. I know it's kind of like sexist misogynistic whatever but also it's like you're a guy you know I don't know. It would be weird for him to be like oh like him liking posts about like travis kelsey being like

a weenie or something i'd be like i don't know it's just like weirder when it's a guy i you know what i think it's fine to be a little bit like sexist in that way because you know like again it's like girls not being able to be topless it's like okay if we can't be topless then i can be sexist and say like a man shouldn't be whiny you know yeah That's fair. Yeah. Okay. I guess that is a good segue. There was another like relationship, surprisingly another like athlete relationship. Haley Steinfeld got engaged to another football player named Josh Allen. Never really heard of him, but I guess he's a big deal. On the Buffalo Bills.

That sounds like a fake football team definitely buffalo bills is it a guy in silence with the lamps with the lotion on the skin is it his name buffalo bill honestly i think you're right i think it is it sounds like a crazy name yeah but he is the quarterback i guess he's is he i want to say maybe he's like the travis of the buffalo bills okay i've never heard of the buffalo i know the new york giants buffalo bills on speed up but i don't even know if i knew the kansas city chiefs before maybe he's like the Travis Kelsey of the Buffalo Bills. Okay. Never heard of the Buffalo Bills. Me either. I know the New York Giants. Buffalo Bills on speed up. But I don't even know if I knew the Kansas City Chiefs before Taylor and Travis. No.

Couldn't tell you where Kansas City is. It's like Missouri, right? It's not Kansas. It's not even Kansas. Yeah. You would think it's Kansas. Or Oklahoma. No, no, no.

Kansas City, Oklahoma. Ohio. Well, definitely not Ohio. Oh, really? Is it? No. It's Kansas City, Missouri, I think. You're probably right. Let me see. I think that's not Ohio. Oh, really? Is it? No, it's Kansas City, Missouri, I think. You're probably right.

Let me see. I think that's how I know that. Missouri. Missouri. You're so right. Yeah. You kind of slayed that. I know Missouri.

I've driven through Branson. But yeah, Haley Steinfeld and Josh Allen got engaged and everyone was really happy for them. They're a very cute couple. I love Haley. Josh Allen seems like, you know, nice enough guy guy i like that they're a little bit more low profile you know you have like taylor and travis and then you have like a hayley and josh who are a lot more like low-key they've been together for like over a year and don't really hear much about them so

that's kind of i'm gonna say i hear nothing about them they couldn't be a lower profile i guess that's you know that's the choice people but congrats to them well um the gag is so hayley is in um she is the voice uh in um the spider verse movies which are like animated but they're like very popular um but not uh oscar award-winning uh animated movies actually but her co-star um in the in the movie has like had a crush on her for, like, years. And in every Spider-Man movie, the two, like, the male and female star always date. Like, Tobey Maguire and Kristen Dunst dated. Andrew Garfield and Emma Stone dated.

And then Tom Holland and Zendaya are still together. Oh, wow. That is crazy. That's wild. Hailey's co-star, Shameik Moore,ik moore has like been very very flirty with her whenever they do press like he's always like making moves that are like shooting his shot and then so when this news broke everyone like everyone was already like dunking on him it's like oh wow it must suck to be him today because hayley's officially at the market oh my god and

then um he quote unquote coincidentally like right after the news broke about hayley's engagement he tweeted like cryptically there's still more people to meet more opportunities to come and more chances to try live learn and apply oh um and everyone was like wow he is really upset about the hayley news and then you gotta hack that does sound like a hack actually like what is he talking about what it's like a sign at the credit barrel and then when everyone everyone was like clocking him for it, he's like, wow, I didn't even know. No idea Haley is engaged. That's amazing.

I'm here reflecting on my 2024 goals that are rolling into 2025. God's timing. And then all of a sudden all these like reels, like super cuts of him shooting a shot with Haley Steinfeld are coming out. Oh my gosh. And it looks like it looks a little embarrassing. Well, he he probably was trying to do this showman thing that everyone's doing right like the bridgerton and andrew garfield trying to do that with florence pew or something you know i feel like people just try to make it a thing i'm sure he probably doesn't care i don't know i don't it seemed like he was really into her and then people were like okay how because

there is like a lot of times he's kind of shooting a shot with her and she's like never even like you know reciprocates yes and then like a lot of people were's kind of shooting a shot with her and she like never even like, you know. Reciprocates. Yes. And then like a lot of people were like, okay, at what point does this kind of just become a little bit like harassment a little bit? They're co-stars. They're kind of co-workers. And every time you do an interview, you're like flirting with her. Like how? What is he saying? He's like, oh, I'm going to sit over here next to Haley.

Like, you know. Well, I mean, he's just stating a fact. Maybe I should play like a little bit of a super cop. That doesn't sound like flirting. I'm going to sit closer to Oscar. Okay. But there's like a cut to her face and stuff and she looks kind of like uncomfortable because of all the little

comments he makes. Hold on. Let me pull it up because I saved it. Maybe it's more his personality. Like sometimes you meet actors or singers and they're like they have a flirty personality. John Stamos is like that. I feel like he flirts with everybody but like maybe that's just his personality. That's what I mean. You know, he makes you feel so special. Yeah. No, there are people. Jeff Goldblum is very that. I think he's like a flirty person with everybody.

It's easier to be Miles flirting with Gwen when I'm looking at Haley. When you're looking at her, right. I was very happy to work with Haley. Yeah. I got to do this. I've got to make, I've got to make the movie i'm gonna watch paper moon just so i so you know just so i can like be closer to hayley it's easier looking at hayley being miles trying to get to win honestly just to type in europe i really think there's nothing you think people are actually crazy now that i saw i'm glad you showed it to me because people are insane like he's literally just, hyping up his co-star. Like, that's so weird.

That's weird that people are singling him out. Because people, like, Jonathan Bailey and Jeff Goldblum, like, Arya and Cynthia, they, like, hype each other up, like, way more than that. They're, like, hand-holding, touching, oh my god, this is great. Like, that's so odd. That literally was just like, oh yeah,

I love Hailey. Like, like i'm gonna sit next to be next night like literally nothing like no flirty no eyes and like nothing like nothing no touching no connection okay that's fair yeah because literally it's all the tweets about it and there was like so many viral tweets about how like down bad he's been for hayley and how like people were kind of clowning on him no for um that tweet right after she got engaged leave him alone like geez this is why men are like scared to be nice to women at all it's like oh my god like oh like seriously like i really do feel like it's like oh my god you can't be nice to someone without being like oh they're flirting and they're this it's so odd i hate it okay i'm glad you showed me because y'all are that's crazy

actually that's crazy because we've seen so many press tours where people are like way more flirty way more this like touching each other like giving each other little looks and stuff like that that was literally him he's like looking down he's like yeah like just like literally probably doesn't even care about her honestly that's how i figure he's just trying to be nice it gave me like the vibes of like glee like everyone hated like leah michelle on the press tour but they still were like trying to be nice but like looking away and be like, yeah, we love Lea. That gave me the same vibes, you know?

Yeah, I'm sure they're friendly in real life. I don't know about that. I don't think so. Because like you said, her face was even just like, you know what I mean? She was giving Lea Michele

and he was giving Cassid Glee. That's funny you say that because she was bullied by Lea Michele when she was like, she was like 14. Maybe it affected her in some way

and now she's traumatized. I love her. Okay, I love her too. I don't know who she. Now she's traumatized. I love her. Okay. I love her, too. I don't know who she is. But she seemed fine, too. They both seemed fine. But, like, damn.

People need to – they really went hard on him. Yeah. And Haley has never, like, made it seem like he's done anything. Yeah, yeah. It's just people – like, it's literally just, like, social media and the fans of, like, the Spider-Verse movies kind of running with it. I hate social media sometimes. They're so annoying.

They're so annoying. It's like Andrew Garfield can flirt with everybody. It's like, oh, my God. It's so cute. And he's just like, I love her. And then it's like, Garfield can flirt with everybody it's like oh my god it's so cute and he's just like I love her and then it's like oh my god ew

like stop it unwarranted like so annoying or Jeff Goldblum you know at the Met Gala flirting with everybody like I don't know people think it's endearing

that is true yeah I don't like it social media sucks for everything and maybe I guess it is like the Spider-Man thing where like all the

co-stars end up dating so people like had that expectation for them so maybe it's just like you know like you said a lot of people just projecting projecting yeah and it's also an animation right yeah so it's not like they're like acting in real life and feeling that chemistry yeah it is wild though i definitely would not let moses be spider-man because if everybody's just gonna be with their love interest then no that's a cursed movie stay away from for sure. That is true.

And they really last for a long time. It's like Tom and Daya are still together. And Andrew and Emma Stone were really dating for like years. I wonder what's wrong with Andrew Garfield because he never keeps a relationship. Do you know what I mean? Because they were together so long and Emma's now married, has a baby and stuff like that. So you're like, hmm, I wonder what his thing is. That's true.

And it's hard to think about because he is so likable that yeah you can't really think about like something must be weird about him yeah he was just in a relationship for a couple months um oh yeah was she a witch yeah yeah she's like a witch from raya or something i think right and now he's back on raya so everyone knows he's single and she also made a statement but yeah i wonder what what his tea is. There's got to be something there and like why won't he just date Amelia de Maltenberg

from the chicken shop date? Good for her honestly because I feel like something might be weird with him. You know what I mean? He reminds me of like Zac Efron in the sense where he is like well everyone loves him

and like he could get any girl but I think that's the problem is they can get any girl so they don't want to like settle down with one is what I'm gathering in my own head. Rejecting.

I would assume, you know, because I know so many girls, like I went on dates with Zac Efron. He was great. He was funny. I was so in love with him. And then he just moves on. So I'm sure it's like, I mean, that would be hard to have like too many fish in the sea.

Like if you think you're going to have to pick up anyone, like you're dating Emma Stone, you could date all these people. And it's just like, I don't know. It'd be hard to settle down, I guess. I guess knowing that like, yeah, you are so like handsome and charming and successful yeah i think like in their 50s like george clooney like george clooney was like the bachelor when i was like a kid that everyone's like oh my god like he no woman can tie him down but then when he was like in his 50s he was like married and had kids so that'll probably happen

with zach effron and andrew garfield is my prediction because at some point you get lonely and you want to yeah i mean he's 41 so he looks good he does look really good he looks like he's like 30 i know he's i love andrew garfield i do love him yeah me too he's let's get my podcast i would love yeah andrew garfield i don't know if you would like my answer you would pick hasan no there's so much more to talk about wait really but you could do like cosplays and acting scenes with andrew garfield probably Yeah. No. There's so much more to talk about with Andrew Garfield. There's more to get into. Wait, really? But you could do like cosplays and acting scenes with Andrew Garfield. Probably could do that with Hassan too. I don't think so.

I saw his emo collab with Jake and Johnny and I'm like, oh, he doesn't really get into character. He's not really a good cosplayer. And I saw his Hercules costume with Gwen and I was just like, it looked like a Party City costume. He could have put more effort into it. Because he would be a good Hercules, but he got like this cheap, you know, Amazon material. Although you love an Amazon costume.

I do love an Amazon slay. Yeah, I'm long. I think that he could put himself into it, I think. I think he's maybe a little shy. But I think if you, you know, there's something you can work with. I don't think he's shy. Look at that photo he shot. He's so shy.

I mean, to get into character, you know, to get into a role. Right, right, right. Or to be silly, you know what I mean? Because you, like when you're hot and you're like serious you know it's like you can't really get silly with it look at his reaction to harry daniel's singing tea yeah oh wait what was it did i see it he looked terrified the dnc right oh that was crazy well that was crazy because why is harry daniel singing at the dnc? That's like the last place I think that would happen. That's true.

But I don't even know if Hasan processed that. And then SZA commented on Harry Daniels' reel of him singing to Hasan and she like was cracking up. And then Hasan was like, oh, like then he was like, oh, this is cool. But it wasn't until SZA like gave her seal of approval. It's not like SZA. She liked something in mine that was cool and I was like

okay love it she's a tastemaker she is a tastemaker I want her on the podcast yeah she's everything love SZA and she's on Instagram honey does she?

she is on those reels on the DM on the reels? I feel like I always come by a reel and it's like liked by SZA you think she likes it or you think her people do?

I think it's SZA really? I hands down think it's SZA I think she's very on it she's in a new movie with Kiki Palmer and it's a comedy we have to be at that premiere

what is it? let me see what it's called I forget can we just go to premieres now? that is one where we have to I don't think I can I don't think I can go to any premiere it was too much

it was a lot I loved it loved it I want to go to Wicked Part 2 but that's the only premiere I'll go to again it's called One of Them Days it comes out next

January 24th 2025 who's in it? I think they're sisters they're sisters um sisa and kiki palmer that's a good casting it's like in a theater yeah i love kiki i don't think i've seen kiki in a big movie i know she's like in a kill on the b but i don't think i've seen her in like a feature film like on in the movie theater oh my god have i that's a good point i love her i love her in every tv show shout out to to DraftKings Golden Nugget Online Casino.

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Terms at GoldenNuggetOnlineCasino.com. Slash welcome. I don't know if I've seen her on like in theaters. Oh no, I saw her in Nope. In Hustlers. Yeah. Oh, no. I saw her in Hustlers. Yeah. So I have. You haven't seen Hustlers? Is that the one with J-Lo as a stripper?

With J-Lo. Yeah. It actually was pretty good. J-Lo is like trigger warning to me like Matthew Morrison. They give me the same vibes. I get that. Yeah. You kind of have to like take yourself out of it being J-Lo a little bit.

But she did a good performance. She was really trying to get an Oscar nomination for that movie, which was wild in retrospect. What happened? She just didn't get it. But she was really campaigning. And you know what? Was it Oscar worthy? Was it like a deep performance?

It was critically acclaimed. Oh, it was? Yeah. Surprisingly. Wasn't Cardi B in it too? Yeah. And it was like an all-star cast. It had a lot of people.

Was Kiki a stripper? I think so. I think she was one of them. Because there was like younger girls in it too. Like Lily Reinhart from i think she was one of them because there was like younger girls in it too like like lily reinhardt from riverdale was another one of the strippers um i remember really liking it at the time i would love to actually say i love stripper movies like showgirls i was gonna say i feel like yeah i don't like j-lo i feel like i don't like her as like a person but i like her movies like i like wedding planner and yeah manhattan and stuff

i don't know she does look good i mean she looks so good talk about like aging great it's like i wish i looked like that my face yeah so you look at the wicked premiere i was like i was zooming into her face i was like wow this is this face card is pretty fierce loved it but she did not work she was at the gladiator i didn't see her didn't see her we were in the theater though watching her in the wrong dress code. I forgot about that. Yeah. I didn't see her. I didn't see her. We were in the theater though watching her. In the theater before the premiere they were showing

like the live red carpet so we saw like JLo come in and we were like watching. Yeah, it was funny. So you could like see everybody outside. And I love that she literally was dead last

after even like Ariana and Cynthia. That was funny. Because also it's like love JLo but like why is she at the Wicked premiere? You know what I mean?

I guess last time we talked about it people were saying one of her children like wanted to see it so she went to um see it with them which i get that part is sweet yeah they could have put it like before ariana and cynthia you know what i mean like blue ivy went and beyonce wasn't like the last on the red carpet yeah fair enough though at least she went and saw it with him it's so uncomfortable to sit there with

those outfits though like she you know because You sit there with a three hour movie. I was squished. We were up in the balcony. And those seats are tiny, right? They're tiny, yeah. Compared to movie theaters. Yeah, it's not like a Cinemark where you're nice and cushy. We were with all the influencers. All the influencers were on the third level. I was hiking.

I was out of breath. I don't know how people made it. We were wearing up those steps. Oh, because there was too long of lines for the elevator. And I just remember being so out of breath. And Moses went all the way back down to get popcorn. Because by the time we got to the third floor, all the popcorn was gone. I know I talked about it before. But I was still so like, how does the popcorn run out? Like, you know?

Especially at a premiere. At a premiere? Yeah, you got to keep it coming. You got to keep the popcorn coming. There was no popcorn. But you did find one box. And I was scarfing that down. I was like, oh, so good.

I guess another great segue to like Cynthia Erivo. Again, poor thing got into a little bit more Twitter backlash because she, someone asked her at the Macy's Thanksgiving parade of all places, like, what do you think about like singing in the movie theater or whatever? And poor Cynthia was like, I think it's great. Let them sing. And everyone was on her. No, like you cannot just be going to a movie and singing.

But I,ny nicholson the youtuber i saw at universal she's like um she did this tweet where she was like i kind of feel bad for cynthia because i think she was trying to course correct after the whole like a uh the ai poster thing and was trying to come across very chill yeah and then like sing with us the fan i think she thought she was saying the right thing. Oh my. This is another thing social media needs to leave alone. People just want to pick her apart. Like that is actually insane.

Because if she said, no, don't sing, listen to me. Everyone's like, wow, what a narcissist. Like the fans want to sing or whatever. And the minute she's like, yeah, you should sing. Like we sing enough. Like you sing with. I, this is why I hate the internet again. Like people are so, so mean. It's like actually so crazy.

I hate that so much. Leave her alone too. That is so weird and so annoying that people are like that. it's like granted yeah like in general it's like annoying but like yeah she would have said don't sing people would have been mad at her you know i think it's just like especially the time and place i think is a big part of it asking at the macy's thanksgiving parade everyone's happy balloons right smell of turkey in the air you know it's like of course let them sing you Was she singing? I don't know what she sang.

I didn't see any clips of her singing, performing. Oh, okay. She was just there. Idina Menzel sang on the Macy's Thanksgiving Parade, but it was a random song. Like her own song or something? Yeah. It was like a random float, too. Maybe like H&M float or something. I don't even know. Something random. Alex Warren was there singing, too.

Oh, really? Yeah. I was like, wow. I want to sing. I feel like we would have seen Cynthia sing if she sang. Right. I would have think so, too. Yeah. Yeah. I was like, wow. I want to sing. I feel like we would have seen Cynthia sing if she sang. I would have think so too. Yeah. I feel like people love to listen to Chris. That's nothing crazy.

Although, did you see? I saw a clip of her. It was wild. I don't necessarily disagree with what she said. I think she got a little backlash for it too. She's like, oh, thank God the other two women I auditioned with didn't get the role. I mean, that seems like a little more deserving of a criticism. This is not that bad.

That was wild. But I was like, I'm not mad at it. Because people were like, wow, how dare she? But I'm like, well, just being truthful. What did she mean by that? That they were not as good as she is? Yeah, something like Ariana got, obviously Ariana got it. And she was like, thank God it wasn't the two girls I was auditioning with.

I guess she was auditioning with other Glindas. And she was just, and there's only like a few front runners. It's like Amanda Seyfried or Dove Cameron probably. So she – you know, people gave her backlash. Like, oh, she didn't have to, like, say that or whatever. But I don't know. I think it's being truthful, honestly. Yeah.

I think it's one of those things, like, intrusive thought vibes. You know what I mean? Yeah. Like, that's definitely something to keep in here or, you know, like, in the group text or something. I disagree. I like that she's truthful. I just – I mean, we already talked about how, like, poor Dove Cameron already has to see, you know, Wicked the in the group text or something because agree i like i just i mean we already talked about how like poor dove cameron already has to see you know wicked it was her dream

role she already has to see ariana get an oscar nomination probably like break all these records and then to find out cynthia revo was rooting against you in the auditions i'd be like damn can i catch a break you know so i'm coming from that perspective of like the girls are already going through it missing out on wicked you know, you know. Yeah, I guess so. Let's avoid insult to injury, I think. I like someone who's not like, what is it, media trained. You know what I mean? I like someone who just kind of says.

It is fierce. Yeah. I just love that she says whatever. Because like, again, damned if you didn't, damned if you don't. She gets criticism for being like a thing with me. So it's like you might as well just like speak the truth. I think she's like pretty real. But again, people just love to bring down someone that's like rising, you know.

Like she'll probably get like the Oscar and stuff. And some people just like love to bring down someone that's like rising, you know, like she'll probably get like the Oscar and stuff and some people just like want to like nitpick every little thing. Yeah, but I think for the most part now after the performances

it has chilled out a lot in comparison to before at least because now I feel like a lot of people are like, I get why they were crying and emotional and in the press tour and talking about it like this

because it's a freaking good movie. It's such a good movie. I'm so excited for Act 2. I'm like, God, I can't wait. I wish it would come out like now,

like Christmas time. You know what I mean? The first one does. Yeah, but it's like, okay, everyone's seen the first one. Let's go see the second one now.

It's probably done, right? I'm pretty sure it is because they filmed it back to back. It must be. I want to go to the screening. Please,

Universal, invite me to a secret screening. That was so much fun. I want to go again. Oh my God. I will see Wicked over Christmas break for sure. Yeah, I want to see it again. I mean, it was a big box office weekend like over Thanksgiving.

Black Friday was literally the biggest box office single day since Avengers Endgame. Wow. See Moana and Wicked. Moana, Wicked, and then Gladiator in there as well. Nobody cares about Gladiator. There's no Gladiator buckets or is there? I don't know. I didn't see any. Honestly, I think you're right. I don't think there's a Gladiator bucket. Yeah.. Nobody cares about Gladiator. There's no Gladiator buckets or is there? I don't know. I didn't see any.

Honestly, I think you're right. I don't think there's a Gladiator bucket. Yeah, nobody wants that. I really don't. I heard it was just like the first one. Every review I saw, I was like, oh, it's like the first movie. Yeah, it didn't really get great reviews. I mean, I think it's more so like the counter-programming of if it's not –

like there's Wicked Moana and then, you know, for the guys, I guess Gladiator or whatever. But it's not even like that much of a bro movie, I don't think. No. I don't really know. I don't know one guy that's like, I love Gladiator this weekend. Honestly, T, I don't know either. Hassan seems like someone who would like Gladiator. Honestly, yeah.

He probably loves Gladiator. And I could see him having a cameo in Gladiator 3 or something. Honestly, he would fit in. Yeah, I feel like he would really fit in. I could see like oh my i was i was about to utter the words i could see like him and pedro pesca on the seat on the screen together and i think i would pass out if that actually happened because really yeah that is like too much pedro's that hot i think he's like yeah i think so he's like he's very handsome and then

his personality like and he kind of got the marvel makeover with fantastic four like he got like the hair is like just like hair plugs i think the styling like the curls are hitting right the hair length the color it's all kind of hitting love yeah and again when i saw him in person i was like oh yeah i wasn't like i don't think i could talk to him like i couldn't be cool with him and i feel like that's a testament to like me being gagged by you know for sure i think that's what i saw when we saw jonathan bailey was like why aren't you filming and I'm like I just can't I just can't right now and then I think after I saw him there in person I was kind of like you know what I think I need to be over this I think he's too hot and too good looking

and doesn't want to be my friend and I'm like there's just no chance you know what I mean so I got over it because I was like I can't talk to him he'll never notice me and that's it I'm over it honestly I get that because especially now everyone is gagging for jonathan bailey and i'm like i feel like even to like i never even got the jonathan bailey bug as bad as you but even for me i'm like i had to like let that bird out of the cage and fly me too i was like i don't care i have to go back to trisha in march where i was like oh i hate the older brother in bridgeton i hated him in season one i was like he's so ugly like i don't like you remember rewind and jimmy find that clip i remember i was like, ew, I hate the older brother in Bridgerton. I hated him in season one. I was like, he's so ugly. Like, I don't like – remember?

Rewind and Jimmy find that clip. I remember I was like, oh, I don't think he's hot. Like, I don't like that guy at all. And then now I was like so obsessed. But I'm back to that now where I'm like, it's just a guy. I mean, he's literally a dude if you think about it. He just looks like – he looks like everybody. Yeah. I mean, granted, he is very charming and talented and sweet.

But like, you know what? Yeah. And there's like a whole thing on TikTok now, too, that's, like, a little odd. That's, like, it's all these girls that are, like, talking about what they would – how they're jealous of gay guys because they get to, like, be with them or stuff. I've seen that, yeah. It's, like, a whole, like, trend now. I'm like, this is kind of a lot. So I think it's a good time to tap out, I think. He probably was.

He's like, that's why I hate women. Y'all are too much. No, they are. And I get that, too, from from my perspective too. I'm like, okay, let's all stop because it is. It's like, but it is sad. It's so funny because that's how I felt my entire life because I was only attracted to gay men my entire life. And so your entire life, it does feel a little sad. You do feel sad because you can't obviously change someone's sexuality. So it is kind of a sad thing to think like, I'll never get with them. But like, again,

his sexuality is not the reason you'll never get with him. It's like he's hot and he's an A-lister. But I've always felt that way. Every gay person I met, I was like, you can never change it. I've dated so many like gay people and you're just like, no matter what, no matter how much money you have, no matter how much fun you have, they're just not going to want to have sex with you. I think it's a big part of relationship. Maybe not. I guess you could be in an asexual relationship. Oh, yeah. True. But that's a whole different sexuality. I guess that's not gay.

Yeah. True. But that's a whole different sexuality. I guess that's not gay. Yeah. Asexuals, shout out to the asexual community. I love you. I don't think they get enough representation. And yeah. Not me, but I could be. I support as an ally. You know what I mean?

I support it for sure. It'd be better to be asexual. Then you don't have like distractions all the time sometimes you know you're just horny and you're just you this morning with Hassan I was just like our full 20 minutes of hot topics was just Hassan's underwear I could have gone on

I know you could that's your vlog just analyzing yeah I could make that a whole podcast episode I love it I love when you have Pat I love I miss having that a whole podcast episode. I love it. I love it. I love when you have that. I love – I miss having like a good crush because like I said, my Jonathan Bailey phase is over. Weekend phase is over. I think I don't have a crush right now.

So it's fine. Yeah. Yeah. I think – again, I get very torn. I'm like I can't really endorse a straight man like that. So it's like a – it's this like internal conflict within myself. Yeah. But yeah, it is tough. Wow. So it goes both ways. But's, you know, it's this like internal conflict within myself. But yeah,

it is tough. So it goes both ways, but it is fun. Maybe he goes both ways. Yeah. That's what I'm saying. That excitement of seeing someone and watching all their movies. I went through that with Naveen Andrews from Lost and then it was Zac Efron and Tim Allen was a phase. There was so many that we've gone through here, but I'm sure something will catch again. I'm not too. Not sure which one that is. Speaking of cameos, I don't think we're getting Five Nights at Freddy's cameo. I think they're done filming. Are they really? It's over?

I really was hoping maybe we'd get in there somehow. Maybe we can do like a VO of like you know, one of the animatronics or something. No, I wanted to do that one. That one. I really campaigned so hard. We have so many views. I have 20 million views on TikTok doing that. Like I don't understand. At least the premiere I would hope, right?

Would you even go to the premiere if you're not in that movie? No. Especially not. Because there was like a chance I could have been because they had. Like Matt Pat. Yeah. Watch the song be in it. I know.

Watch literally like 20 YouTubers be in this one. Oh my God. And we're not one of them. I mean we don't really play. We couldn't figure out how to even get out of the room. But I loved it. I love that movie. And I don't think we're going to be in room. But I loved it. I loved that movie. And I don't think we're going to be in it. But that's okay.

That's fine. I've also – like, that acceptance, I've also been accepting of the fact that I'll probably never be in a TV show or movie. And that's okay. I have two podcasts. And a tour. Yeah. And a tour that I star in.

So that's what I loved about rehearsing. I was like, you know what? I'm the star of my own show. You know? I don't have to audition. I don't have to, like, you know, wait for a callback. It, you know what? I'm the star of my own show. You know, I don't have to audition. I don't have to like, you know, wait for a call back. It's like, nope, I'm the star. And that's a message for anyone out

there, you know? Yeah. Be the star of your own show. That's a beautiful message, actually, the more I think about it. Don't wait around for someone to pick you. Pick yourself. Yeah. And go on tour. You might as well. Vlog, you know. Start a podcast. Unless you're annoying, then don't start a podcast yes unless you're annoying

then don't start a podcast unless you're a man don't start straight ma'am start a podcast mama kudos oh Regal sent me this I just noticed it here

Regal sent me all the popcorn buckets I have double the popcorn buckets huh oh wow shout out Regal there's no Regal near us we were trying to go to Regal for the Patreon, but there's no Regal near us.

Yeah, for that Moana nacho bow. But yeah, there really is – there's nothing around here. There's actually one near us in Jan's Marketplace. Do you know where that is? No. It's where Buka Gold's gym – it's in Thousand Oaks. Really? Mm-hmm.

There's a Regal. Oh, I had no idea. Yeah. It's pretty poppin'. I like Regal. I actually do prefer Regal over AMC. Controversial opinion, but it's hard to find them around here. What's the other one?

Regency or something, right? Yeah. The one in Calabasas. Yeah. We were going to go there. And Cinemark is the other. Those are like the main chains. You don't like sushi, right?

No. No. We should have a Patreon where you try sushi. We should try a Patreon where you try another salad wrap. I'd rather eat it. Salad wrap sounds better than you eating sushi because if you never had another salad wrap. I'd rather eat it. Salad wrap sounds better than you eating sushi because if you never had it. Yeah, I'd be sick. But you eating that burrito for the first time, I think you should try sushi for the first time because you were so gagged by it.

It was like rice and beans and bread and you're like, oh my God, this burrito. I think you – I didn't – okay. It's a clip on the Oscar Craved TikTok of me trying a burrito. But I couldn't watch it because that's like it's so cringy you were so shook you're like I don't think I can eat this and it was literally like racist I could have sworn it

I remember that day and I remember it was a special burrito it was like a ramen burrito it was like a fusion thing so it wasn't just a normal burrito okay okay that makes more sense because you were like being crazy about it but I get it it was like a fusion thing so it wasn't just a normal burrito okay okay that makes more sense because you were like being crazy about it but i get it i get it it was like a fusion kind of thing and then yeah the comments were a little crazy they were like isn't he latino

burrito and then like isn't he mexican i never said i was mexican i'm not mexican yes and i'm like this is a little problematic And you talk about it so much, too. Yeah. And proving in Cuban food, we don't have burritos either. So even if it was a rice, it means, you know, it's not that crazy, I don't think. See the internet. Social media is wild. Everyone needs to calm down. There's so many things to say about that clip of you trying the burrito.

But, like, that's not the first thing that I thought of. It's like, it's just like bread and rice. Yeah. But again, it was like a weird fusion thing where it was like a limited time menu item where it was – I think it was ramen. It was some kind of noodle. It was like – yeah. It was a fusion kind of thing. So there was a lot going on in that burrito. Did you like it?

No. I'm not a burrito person. I like a taco. I'm like a crispy. I need something like a taco. I'm like a crispy. I need something crispy. I can't eat just anything soft. Yeah. So it's more of a texture thing than a racial thing.

Jesus. People really do. It was crazy in there. That's wild. Oh, my God. Everyone needs to calm down. It was crazy in the comments. The internet needs to calm down this week.

Everyone's being a little up in arms. We're just trying to have a silly goofy time and everyone's like, what? There's something you might be on the same side of the internet on actually. Okay, I'm back on it. Another influencer caused some controversy. And this is – it was a Mexican fitness influencer named Barbara de Regil. Okay. She was on a flight.

She was on a long flight it didn't um the mexican media didn't say like how long the flight was or like where she was going or anything so it's don't know how long the trip actually was but she started doing a full-on workout in the aisle of the plane and she like filmed it for her instagram like she was doing squats and like she was, doing these little jumps where she jumped and then touched the ground and then jumped again. Oh, my God. And she posted it to her Instagram thinking, like, she, like, you know, slayed or whatever and everyone – she got, like, a lot of backlash for it because it's actually just, like,

girl, like, you're doing too much in the aisle of this plane. Oh, the internet didn't like it. Love it. No, because she was doing too much. Too much. Finally, the internet haters got it right. I was going to say. I'm on the same side on this one.

But see, they love to hate everything because I want to be like – they just want to hate on everything. You want to support them. Yeah. Because they really do. Is there anything the internet loved this week? No. Everything is just like, oh, sit down, girl.

You're doing too much to everybody. That's true. I get it though. That is the ultimate annoying thing. Anyone to just like – also when you talk to someone and someone just starts like squatting or something like that is crazy or when they just start doing workouts. I remember talking to someone and they just start doing arm workouts and it's like, what? They're like, I have to get my steps and I have to get my cardio. And you're just like, that's so annoying. Don't do it. So what did she say? She was like, guys, I was just trying to get my fitness on or was she trying

to go viral? Well, her defense, which wasn't really much of a defense, but it was like she has trouble like sitting still for a long time and also she wanted to be moving so she didn't get any blood clots which is kind of a little extreme you can just walk around the plane yeah you don't have to like jump up and down and do a whole workout and other people are like well what if she's working up a sweat in the middle of like the aisle then all of a sudden she's gonna smell stinky yeah like the planes already stink exactly we don't need more precipitation or perspiration perspiration we don't need more of that we don't need what's perspiration is that different than perspiration perspiration wait you were saying

precipitation well precipitation weather yeah precipitation perception no what did you say perspiration perspiration perspiration what's the difference between say? Perspiration? Perspiration. What's the difference between that and perspiration? That's a good question. Because isn't there perspiration hardware and perspiration? That's restoration hardware. Oh, restoration. What's perspiration?

There's two words, right? Are you sure? Or are we saying the same thing? Where they sell gym equipment. Is it the same word? It's probably we're saying the same thing, probably. Did you ever eat persimmon? No.

Perspiration. Purse. Now type in perspiration. It's a typo for perspiration. Oh, really? How funny. So we're saying the same thing. Yeah.

Just typo language. Okay, got it. Autocorrect one of us. Got it, got it, got it. Perspiration is sweat. Yes. Gotuage. Okay, got it. Autocorrect one of us. Got it, got it, got it. Perspiration is sweat. Yes. Got it. Okay.

What a good name for a baby. Perspiration. It's like Persephone. It's cute. I like it. It's very like Greek God. I feel like you're manifesting a sweaty, clammy baby though. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

Oh, a sweaty, clammy baby. Could you touch it? I don't know. Slippery. No. Ew. Maybe they're not usually clammy. They're kind of powdery.

They're kind of dry. Because you powder a baby, so it's kind of dry. A sweaty baby's wild. They're working out in the middle. Can they sweat? They can, yeah. No. I don't think so.

No? They're not wearing deodorant. They don't wear deodorant until what? Your, like, 10 or something like that. Until, like, puberty, right? Oh, we talk about this all the time. Me and Moses, our first deodorant story. When's the first time you realized you needed deodorant?

That's a good question. I feel like I knew late. Same. We did too. Someone had to tell us and it was like really embarrassing. Yes, definitely. Did someone at school tell you or your parents? I think someone at school probably.

And then were they like, you stink and then you're like, was it that? I think it was more so like, I don't have like a vivid memory. I'm assuming it was something along the lines of like, you should start wearing deodorant. Because I feel like if it was that intense where it was like, you stink. I feel like that's something you would remember, right? We remember it. Both of us had to hear from another person and not our parents. It's like, don't you think your parents should be the one to like say like, oh, you should

probably start wearing deodorant now? But I guess yours wasn't your parents either. No. So someone at school was to like say like oh you should probably start wearing deodorant now but i guess yours wasn't your parents either no so someone at school she's like oh you should probably wear deodorant probably was that how yours was or someone said you sunk mine was very gentle it was actually very nice because um i was i was a good student and i was helping another student so then his mom gave me as a gift at the art room that's sweet is it though that's so but you were embarrassed first moment i was just like oh wow this is cool and then i started using it and all that then later on i was like hmm but then we because we didn't have even like lockers and showers at school so we'd go to gym class and then after that to like

woodshop class that was in a basement closed up and they didn't have showers no we did not have showers in our in our elementary school but i remember the teacher that thought the class after gym class would be like oh my god you guys like you know because everyone comes all sweaty after gym well it's not your fault they didn't have showers i remember that and then we that time, there was like spray. We'd like, you know, spray. You had spray? We didn't have spray. Did you have spray?

We didn't have spray. We had only the stick. I had like dry idea. Oh, I had dry idea, but it was a ball. There was a roll on. And it was like a ball? Mine was like a ball. Yeah.

Do they still make those? And then it was like sprays. We didn't have sprays. You had spray? I think. I think we had spray. I love a spray now because I don't shower every day. Do you? I don't shower every day. Usually I do, but I go to the gym almost every day. Okay. Yeah. I like workout or dance or something I do or have like a gas room doing a podcast. But it's like every other day I think I shower. But if I don't shower, then I do the

spray on. Because you think about the stick, you should only do like right after the shower. Because if you do a stick when you're dirty, then isn't it just getting it more body odor? And then stuck on a stick. Yeah. Yeah. So i do the spray and then that um why don't we talk about this oh perspiration and the fitness influencer working on the point yeah she probably doesn't think though you ever notice tiny girls never stink or do they i've never smelled a stinky i don't think i've ever smelled a stinky tiny person either i'm sure there's someone that hot but maybe they just well they're just too far away well honestly but to quote you skinny like skinny people feel like cold more often they don't get as warm you

know so that's true i know the stereotypical stereotype that like bigger people like smaller and i'm a bigger person i just sweat more and you have more places to sweat like there's more like roles i imagine if you're tiny there's not as many places to sweat yeah i have more places to sweat. Like there's more like rolls. So I imagine if you're tiny, there's not as many places to sweat. Yeah. I have a lot of sweat. Mine, my warmest spot on my body is right underneath my fupa. Sometimes I just want to put my hand in there. Like Al Bundy and you're just like, oh, it's nice and warm, you know.

Oh, when your hands are cold. Yeah. It's so warm in there. I want to ride. Or sometimes between my thighs. Either between my thighs, but definitely the fupa, like right underneath it. It's so nice. And so warm.

And it's like, it looks like I have my hand in my pants, but the fupa like right underneath it it's so nice and so warm and it's like it looks like i have my hand in my pants but the fupa is so big there's definitely space between my slot and my belly button what's the warmest part of your body um that's a good question i guess in between i'm trying to think what i do yeah when i'm cold probably yeah in between my thighs usually yeah yeah we're the thick thigh crew over here. I love it. I love thick thighs. I really do. That's one thing I never would want to, like, get rid of.

Like, I love skinny legs too. Shout out skinny legs. But I love it. I love my thick thighs. I love skinny legs. Isn't there a Shakira song? Like, look at that, I got strong legs like my mother to run for cover. Yes. Like, I always loved it.

So I wear the strong – didn't you tell me on Friday that, like, our legs are so strong because we carried weight around for so long of our white life? Yeah. It was – I forget who told me this. Someone – maybe my trainer or something. But like every day is leg day when you're carrying around like 300 pounds. Honestly, it was like tea. So tea.

It really is. Yeah. My legs are probably strong. I was carrying – what did I carry up? I carried Malibu. I carried up like a banana and muffin. I was like, God, I'm so strong. Because she'd be like, lift me up.

And I was like, oh, okay. So then I put it down. But I'm getting so strong. My legs like don't even wobble anymore. I was like, wow, my strong legs. Yeah. Probably a strong core too. That's true.

Because you got to keep your back up. I do feel pretty strong. That's why I like kind of don't mind being fat. I feel kind of strong right now. Because I'm like carrying kids. And I'm like, and she like wants me to carry her. She used to always want Moses to carry her. And I'm like, wow, now I can carry her.

And I feel like I'm so strong. And I used to not be able to. Oh, my God. I was like and she like wants me to carry her she used to always want Moses to carry her I'm like wow now I can carry her and I feel like I'm so strong and I used to not be able to oh my god I was like in so bad shape but now I can carry her so honestly as long as I can carry my kids I think that's all I need yeah strength yeah I think for a lot of people underestimate um biggies like as far as our strength you know yes because we ordered wendy's remember when they used to call their fries biggies no wait really no when did they look it up i believe you that sounds right it was like they're extra extra large it was like their king size like they don't have it anymore i don't think wendy's oh wow 2006 wendy's banished the biggie size i'd love to biggie i love they just called us biggies wow it reminds me of like at McDonald's when I was younger

like as a kid again I think we talked about like our parents feeding us a lot of like big sized portions when we were kids cause I remember going with my dad to the drive-thru and it would be like can I for breakfast it'd be like the big breakfast the big breakfast deluxe but not only is it big it's also the deluxe it's like the super sized

yeah and um even to this day in my head like if, if I, like, the last time I ordered it, I remember being like, oh, Big Breakfast deluxe. Wait, deluxe? What would make it deluxe? I think it added a hash brown to it or something like that. Yeah. They still have that. The Egg McMuffin deluxe.

Yeah. I think that's what it was. It wasn't, like, bigger. No, just more in there, I guess. They don't have, like, super-sized fries, right? I don't know if they sized fries right i don't know if they do anymore it's been a minute but they always say do you want to supersize that yeah that was like the whole point of that movie r.i.p that guy passed away though

from eating or something you remember he like always had to say yes did you ever watch it no but i remember the like campaign for that movie supersize me right supersize me and he every time they asked him through mcdonald's he wanted it supersized um he'd have to say yes and he's trying to see like what it did to his body yeah now he's dead not a good promotion for mcdonald's that's for sure but maybe he lost maybe he did or someone else did the challenge where they only ate mcdonald's every day and they like lost weight or something they maybe did like you remember those salad shakers in the cups oh yeah they should bring that back i wouldn't eat eat it. I was going to say. But for healthy options if you're going through.

Sometimes when I go get a happy meal, I like to just ask for like the apple slices to feel a little healthier. I was like, I'll do a small baby fry and the apple slices. And then it feels like you're portion control, you know? But Wendy's is superior. We're having Wendy's. I don't have McDonald's person. Too much gristle. Yeah.

I mean, I haven't had McDonald's in a while. But I did miss the breakfast because I did love that breakfast back in the day, the deluxe. And you would get the what meal? For breakfast? Yeah. The big breakfast deluxe. Oh, the hot cakes.

Oh. Yeah. I still love hot cakes. I roll them up and I just eat them. Those are so good, actually. Those hot cakes are – when we had Malibu, that's all we ate like every morning. Moses kept bringing like McDonald's to bed and I like loved it, but I was like gaining so good actually. Those hotcakes are – when we had Malibu, that's all we ate like every morning. Most of us kept bringing like McDonald's to bed and I like loved it but I was like gaining so much weight.

I think I – like I guess you're not supposed to say overdose on McDonald's. I like had enough. Right? You know how that's like a term you use like, oh, I OD'd on this but it's like offensive now, which makes sense. Yeah, it does make sense. But I used to say that about everything. I'm like, oh my god, I OD'd on this.

I was like, oh my god. I'm so sad to be booed in. Everything I say, I'm like, where did this come from? Is this this offensive i'm just trying to like in my head yeah because today i posted oh last night i posted a tiktok on my album i was like trish we're so proud of you you're stable and you have a family and i'm like i gotta keep making people proud so i'm like very much like in my head all the time like okay hopefully i'm not like offending someone i don't want to offend anyone that's really not my goal. It never has been my goal. I think it's always, like – I was thinking about this, too, the other day because I was watching RuPaul's Drag Race – oh, no, Canada's Drag Race.

And then there's a lot of, like, native and indigenous, like, queens on this season. And then – and I'm, like, learning about, like, a lot of indigenous cultures for, like, the first time. And then I remembered, like, there was, like, a moment at work. This was, like, back in, like, 2019 like a moment at work let's just like back in like 2019 and like there was like i had a manager who was like getting our team together and was like oh let's have a powwow and then someone was like actually no you shouldn't use that word and it was like very it wasn't like you know antagonizing or anything it's just like hey you shouldn't really use that word because that could be like offense that's it's like offensive to actual like indigenous people and he was like oh that's a good point. Thank you. Yeah.

You said it or someone else? Someone else did. Who, like, because I didn't know that either at the time. That makes sense. But that's the thing. I feel like, you know, it's not, like, ill intent. Like, there's just more, you have access to more, like, cultures and more, like, people with different heritages and stuff.

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We're learning and I'm growing and learning. Yeah. No, I loved it. I loved – I missed Modern Warrior. Where was he on TikTok? Do you remember him? No. We should do a Patreon reacting to the Modern Warrior drama.

Yeah. That series. Wait, you weren't around during the Womblands? No. The Womblands. What year was that? It wasn't too long ago. Was it 2022?

I think it was Pregnant with Malibu. Oh, my God. Wait, it was so – I don't even know. I can't even – I don't even know how to explain it. You don't remember Modern Warrior? No. Oh, my God. Oh, wow. And there was this – don't even know I can't even I don't even know how to explain it you don't remember modern warrior no oh my god

oh wow and there was this oh my I can't even there's no delving into it no no you have to just on patreon

yeah it was a drama get on a on tiktok oh my god it was everywhere you could not escape it my sister was so into it

and I really liked him I think his name was Lance and he was this activist he was an indigenous activist he was like in Colorado very good looking so everyone obviously it's like a Hassan like very handsome and everyone's just like drawn to this guy obviously and then he was also very smart and he was you know um you know teaching people about like just culture and like you know why colonization was bad also I learned so much from him and I was like okay so I was like really you know but then it came out that he was like seeing a couple different women at the same time or something like that

and the one and it was it opened up this whole wombland thing and then this one girl i mean he really got canceled i guess i mean he kind of like left the internet after it but everyone was just kind of back huh recently he came he did oh man i would love to have him on the podcast i need to know about wombland so much and there were so many people involved. And this one girl was so hysterical about it because she had just seen him. And then he flew another girl out. But he seemed like a really nice guy. Like he didn't seem like someone who'd be like a player.

And then it came out that he was like a total player or something like that. I don't know. And it's hard to know if he even did anything wrong. Like I'm trying to see. Maybe he did. Maybe I'm like not remembering it. Maybe he did.

Or maybe he was just dating people. I don't know. But he got canceled. Man, that was so. Well, he was. Because there was one girl that specifically, they talked about it. Like he wanted an open relationship. But he was just dating people. I don't know. But he got canceled. Man, that was so. Well, he was because there was one girl that specifically they talked about it. Like he wanted an open relationship, but she was like, no. And then later on, she finds out that, you know, the day she left, he was hanging out

with somebody else. That is the worst, though. And then that girl. Anyway, and then all the other girls came out, too. Oh, it did. And they all kind of had a similar look to them. Like all the girls. But the story developed every day.

There was another girl. There was another story. There was another girl. There was another story. There was another. Yeah. And the initial girl, every day, she would just take it up and up and up and up and up. And she was like crying. She did like crying on the kitchen floor level videos. Like she was like hysterical about it.

It's like, I felt it deep in my womb lands. I think she was saying my womb lands was his name, but everyone thought she was saying my womb lands. Anyways, I don't know. It was such such a good time we have to react to it so that's the comments of you were there maybe it wasn't even as bad as we're thinking i remember my mind being like oh my god it's like if something like this happened with hasan like all these girls start coming out and being like hasan played me and hasan did like you know he just seems like a very intellectual like very woke person and then he's kind of like this player but then they men are men you know, he just seems like a very intellectual, like very woke person. And then he's kind of like this player. But then they, men are men.

You know what I mean? Not that that's an excuse. Obviously, that's the worst excuse ever. But like, I mean, I think he was held up on such a pedestal as being like this intellectual that was like looking out for women's rights and everything like that. And then you find out like they're a player and you're like, oh, well, okay. Then they, you know, he has a penis. But it was crazy.

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That's true. We'll be off the walls. Oh, I can't wait. I'm going to wear my big coat here. I can't wait to like move the ice around. We're back. The parents, the adults went out and got lunch. I knew you were going to say that.

I love that. Hope you guys were okay. You guys hungry? Did you get something to eat? Did the milk cartons come by? Okay, great. Did you get 2% or skim? Love that.

I wonder if they offer almond milk in schools now. I remember it was only like 2% whole nonfat or chocolate milk. Do you get milk breaks in school? Yeah, actually. But not when I was like like young i feel like they faded away like as i was going through school yeah but i'm really a little older it's not forever no i feel like the milk crate like remember it was a little the box right yeah but it only goes until you're like 10 you don't go into like middle school i don't think i think schools don't do that anymore. Do you think? Oh, I don't know. Do they do milk breaks?

I feel like they don't. That's why I wonder if they gave like almond milk now. If they do, they have to give an alternative, I think. I'd love to milk break and you'd go get it in the crates.

Did you, like someone, like two people were designated, do you have to go get it? Oh my God, yeah, you're right. I loved it. You're right, yeah. I love getting it

and you can like get them out of the freezer and you have to like do the count of the milk. It was so fun and I was always the first to get mine because I was got nonfat

and I was like the only person to get nonfat and so they like the only person to get nonfat. And so they'd like give me mine first because everyone else got like chocolate milk or something. Oh wow, health conscious. We didn't even have a cafeteria either. Oh my God. What school did you go to?

They didn't feed you or let you bathe? It's a school. They didn't have a cafeteria? No, there's like classroom, gym, and you go home. Where'd you eat? Like you just sit outside, either at your desk or sit outside. Me too. Wait, what middle and elementary to middle school i didn't have a cafeteria until high school

and you just sat at your desk and ate um we sat outside we had like benches outside right yeah places and that's where you'd have lunch yeah they didn't have where'd you get your food from home yeah from home they didn't have like hot lunches? We had a hot lunch on Thursdays. And where would that be served or prepared? Like in a hall. Like you would – Was there an oven? They would pick it up from like Taco Bell or something.

What? That's not hot lunch. That is just like post-meeting in. Literally. It was like you could have picked like a taco burrito and then you would go down a line and you would give them your ticket and you'd like, oh, I have a taco. I definitely didn't have a burrito ticket. I had a taco ticket.

And you know. Oh my God. You have a – we need to do that. You need to try the grilled cheese burrito. I know you hate burritos but you need to try it. You know why? Because it has crispy tortilla chips in there and that crunch. Oh, then I probably like it.

It's so good. I know we just ate Wendy's but Taco Bell sounds so bomb too. Oh my God. Their grilled cheese burrito. I know you hate burritos. We can recreate that one that you did with your friend. Make my first time trying a Taco Bell burrito. It really would be my first time.

You'll love it because it's cheese, chicken. I'm so picky. I'm so picky, but it's cheese, chicken, rice, and then these crispy tortilla strips. It's so good. I would try that. Okay, let's go do a photo shoot today. Wendy's is good, but we ate it like a half hour ago, and I'm already kind of like, I could probably eat again. You know, it kind of just kind of is... Moses was not happy with the Wendy's is good, but we ate it like a half hour ago, and I'm already kind of like, oh, I could probably eat again.

You know, it kind of just kind of is. Moses was not happy with the Wendy's. It was a snack, yeah. Go to the Patreon to see Moses' review. I don't want to talk about my Wendy's. I love Wendy's, but they gave me nuggets with no meat in it. You're giving away the Patreon. I know.

Well, go to find out more details. If you want to see. I won't even post it on TikTok yet. If you want to hear us cursing about it. I'm going to put it in the shared albums day with Jimmy so you can post it. The exclusive will be there. I won't post it on my TikTok. It is good tea.

That story is good, you guys. You don't want to miss it. You don't want to miss it. Anyways. I love it. I do feel like an adult that we went out and got Wendy's and you had to stay home with Just kiss on your finger. Yeah.

Kiss with your drink. Oh just need kids on your finger. Yeah. Kids with your drink. Oh, I love it. Yeah? Mm-hmm. Oh, man. Ooh, and I got a Dr. Mr. Pibb, Dr. Pepper. It's so good.

It's Barg's root beer. Or is it root beer? I don't know what I got. You listed three different things. It's the same. What is the drink? It might be a, you know what? I think it's a Barg's root beer.

You know who? Because we're doing a Shane episode a Barg's root beer. You know who? Because we're doing a Shane episode. I got a root beer. He loved Diet Root Beer. You remember that? I always have cases of Diet Root Beer. He named a shade in the palette after root beer. Oh, yeah.

The conspiracy palette. He thinks he's Mr. Conspiracy, but not today. But before we get to that, you found a devil amongst us in real life. Yeah. I finally almost had a full dream come true on Thanksgiving. I had a Thanksgiving miracle. And it gave me half a title in today's episode, which we love. And I am grateful for that.

At the gym. It was my first day back at the gym. I was finally feeling a little bit better. And I was like, I should really start getting back to it. I almost didn't go because I was really worn out. And I was was just still kind of lethargic but I was like I haven't been in a long time let me just do like a light day to get you know ease my way back into it I'm like thank god I did because I'm there I'm like in between sets and I'm just like disassociating kind of staring in front of me and who do I see but none other than Cody Ko well I didn't know

the disassociating are you sure you weren't hallucinating? I took a photo. Did you take a photo? No, you didn't. I did. Because I was like, wait, is this him? That's so awkward. I know. I didn't know that part. I did. I took it. I made up my mind. But I didn't send it

to anyone. It was more so just for me to confirm. You know what I mean? Can I see it? Yeah, I'm not going to put it in the video. Because I think that's invasive to put it in the video crazy but yes but also for journalistic because i'm also like what if someone thinks i'm just lying because i could just say i lied and made it up sometimes i think i'm hallucinating so sometimes you want to like for your own clarity because i had a dream last night that i was friends with someone oh with madeline with madeline klein i had a dream i was friends with her and today she's from outer banks and for some reason i woke up today thinking that she was my friend and then had to remind myself i wasn't oh no that's the worst it is the worst so this was

one of those moments where i was like let me just have the evidence so i love that i did that at care top one time on a plane i wanted i did send it to my mom it is the most annoying thing in the world but sometimes you can't help it i just. And it was like from very far too. Someone's going to do it to you now. They're going to do a sneaky paparazzi of you somewhere. Honestly, T. It is what I deserve. You know, you reap what you sow, I suppose.

It's so true. Because I used to do it and then I'd always get it. I'm like, I hate this so much. Yeah, see? It's fine. So I am owed one karmically, I suppose. If you see Oscar, snap him. Just kidding.

Or just say hi, I guess. Yeah, yeah. But yeah, none other than Cody Cohen. So what happened? Did you go up to him? Were you like – just kidding or just say hi I guess yeah yeah but yeah none other than Cody and I was like what happened did you go up to him were you like

I went up to him and I was like what the hell is your problem dude that would be wild if you did I wish I like set it up

so that would have been crazy or you could have just asked for a statement honestly yeah it's like hey I'm a journalist and

what is your statement on everything that happened? Why did you not issue a statement? So many people suffered from you. All the people over at Tiny Meat Gang and, you know, your friend, Noel. Like, everyone suffered because of you. What's your statement? Yeah, honestly, so my strategy was, I don't know.

I was very delusional at this moment. I'm going to blame it on, on you know the stomach bug i was going through because i was like okay maybe he has seen just trish so i'm gonna like be like in the vicinity i'm gonna work out the vicinity and then he's gonna see like see me in the corner of his eye he's gonna come up to me i don't know why i was like i have no idea we said we don't like it he's the devil amongst us i thought he would come up and confront me because that's my dream i want to be yes i want to be confronted so bad that makes more sense I thought he would come up and confront me because that's my dream. Confront? Yes. I want to be confronted so bad. That makes more sense.

I thought he was going to come and shake your hand or something. I was like, yeah. I don't think that's happening. Well played, Oscar. Well played. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Really good job

investigating me this summer. I admire that. I love your work. Yeah, you're pretty funny. I think Oscar was hacked. Yeah, right. The hacker hacked into Oscar's mind and did all those things.

That is so funny. That's not like what, but what you said makes more sense. The confrontation. I do think that all the time. I always think someone's going and did all those things so funny like what but what you said makes more sense like the confrontation i do think that all the time i always think someone's gonna confront me i'm always like that's like my dream i was i was trying to like set it up for that to happen but like realistic i've been like thinking now like realistically i was like what would he do like come up like i hate what you said about me like well you're a criminal so it's like well you know what is there to really say you know what i mean it's like where would that have gone but in my head i was like okay i'm gonna you know, what is there to really say? You know what I mean? It's like, where would that have gone? But in my head, I was like, okay, I'm going to, you know, he's going to see me and then

like, he's going to confront me. And like, I just imagine it would be like more of a kind of like shake. I don't think he even knew who I was. So, but same. I know. I was like, if I thought, I wouldn't know what he was. That's why I'm like, I want to see what he looks like. Cause I don't know if I know him.

It was weird. Like, it took me a second. I was like, the only thing I was like, this guy looks so familiar. But at the same time, like every, I don't know, he's just like a white, like, dude. So I'm like, they all kind of look the same. Philip DeFranco, this guy, Jacob Elordi, they're all kind of the same. But then I was like, he looks so familiar. And I was like, wait, is that like Cody Ko?

And I was like, I guess. And then I was looking at his tattoos and I was like, okay, like, I'll look him up later to see if this, if he has the same tattoos. Yeah, and it did. He did. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Confirmed Cody Co. Confirmed Cody Co.

And he's working at the gym. And I was waiting to see. I was like, oh, he's going to post to that Cody Co. Trains account that he's secretly been on and stuff. But he never posted to it. But he was working out. I am stronger than him. That was very nice to see. How much was he lifting?

He was deadlifting 245s. So I guess 90s. 245. 245 plates. Like 90 pounds? Yeah. Oh, that's not that much. No, I really thought more.

That's why I was kind of like, oh, if anything happens, I'm like. You could take him. You could definitely take him. Is he DJing still? Like, what's he doing? Yeah, he was. He DJed kind of recently, like a couple months, two months ago or something. Same place.

But, um. He'll come back in like a month when his channel's about to get demonetized like Colleen did and be like, time to come back after four months. Honestly, yeah. Yeah. I really feel like he has to be, he will come back at some point. Um, but yeah, I really wish I had like the full blown confrontation with him because it was just like so funny like seeing him.

I don't know. But I think he did. It might have, this might, again, might be me being delusional but like i would use a like a machine and then i left it and then he would go to the machine after me and he wasn't even he was working on legs and then i was crushing on you i want to smell you maybe the married the married father yeah maybe sometimes those are the ones sometimes you know what i mean they see a cute guy and they're like it always is not to be that stereotype or like put fear into anyone's, but there's so many guys I know that would hook up with straight married men.

And it's like, what the hell? That's so weird. I don't know. I guess it's a little kink maybe to be secretive. I don't know if that's what was going on. Okay. Well, if he was after your machines, he wanted to like feel where you were. I thought maybe to see straight, like, again, this is me making shit up in my head just

to be funny. But like, imagine like, he's like, oh, let me see. Maybe I can't fight him. And then he was like again this is me making in my head just to be funny but like imagine like he's like oh let me see maybe i can't fight him and then he's like i can't i like it i like that little i support that one i'll make it up but um yeah that was a very unsuspected side now i'm like i wonder if i i've seen his friend that he's worked out with before but i i don't know do you live in the same area you think i guess yeah i hate that idea like i think you told me oh you told me someone was so dubious yeah oh he's always in this area if i ever saw him i would be like i wouldn't do anything but i would still be like please move like because my manifestation skills are so strong and my mind is so powerful i'd be like please move please move please move and then hopefully he would move away

you know what i mean go back to ill. It is my dream to be confronted though. I feel like I gotta be more out. Really? Why? We would have like titles for two months. I have no desire to be.

We have titles now. We just make it up. You can just say it. Confronted by Cody Poe. And you don't have to be. You just made it up in your head. That's the best kind

of confrontation the made up ones. But like we would really milk. Like you said like when Brittany was shoved at the apple at the sweat tour by the apple rose guy like you the made-up ones. It's true. But, like, we would really milk. Like, you said, like, when Brittany was shoved at the Apple, at the sweat tour by the Apple Rose guy, like, you would milk that, too. Like, it's just, it gives you, you know.

But I still wouldn't want it to happen to me because I'd be, like, so embarrassed. I'd be embarrassed. I know, like, Brittany's cool, whatever. I'd be, like, so embarrassed. But if it happened, I'd have to make milk lemonade or whatever, you know what I mean? Milk lemonade, yeah. Milk lemon milk. What's the milk equivalent to lemons that you can make lemonade?

Is there a milk one? Milk the nut and you get almond milk. Do you milk an almond nut? Is that how you get it? Have we talked about this before? I think you have posed this question before. I think they grind. No.

Do they grind? They grind a nut? Maybe. Sounds awful. Hey, guys. If you're in Edinburgh this December, Donny Osmond is going to be in Joseph and May 10th. What? I want to be in it so bad.

No, I'm not. Sorry. That's what I was thinking about. I don't know why. Because you have your own live show. Huh? Oh, right. But if you can't see Donny Osmond in Edinburgh, come to San Diego December 5th and see Trishmas

Live. And then, I know, because I wanted to invite Donny. Not that he would come, but I wanted to invite him. But he's over in Joseph. But I will be at the Beacon Theater. I have a very big announcement at the Beacon Theater. But that show's already sold out. So I don't need to hype it up.

But I have a very big announcement that's coming at that show. Very big announcement. But it's already sold out. So I guess if you have tickets, I'll see you there. And then December 15th, we have Bangin' Buns coming to Thousand Oaks. That's the highlight there, honestly. And yeah. All right.

Back to the program. Sorry. I think I was thinking about cows and Joseph. Like I was on the Nile when seven fat cows came out of the Nile. Yeah. Because of the famine in Egypt. And then they saw the cows in the dream and then the famine was over. That's what Joseph did.

You know Joseph? The story? Not the Bible, Joseph? Nothing? He was a carpenter. I don't think so. I think that was over. That's what Joseph did. You know Joseph? The story? Not the Bible, Joseph? Nothing? He was a carpenter. I don't think so. I think that was Jesus. He wasn't a carpenter? Joseph? No. Oh, really? He was like the golden child. He got the golden coat and he had dreams and his

dreams came true. Really? Yeah, and then he goes to the Pharaoh and the Pharaoh's like, wow, give me that guy who knows about dreams. And he's like, alright, I'm gonna predict. Wait, Mary's Joseph? It's a different Joseph. Oh! Oh, I always got them confused too. Which Joseph came first? Probably that one that you're talking about. This one, yeah, because Jesus was later on.

Yeah. Really? Maybe it's the same Joseph. Hard to believe because it's such a different story. But it's in the Bible. They're all in the Bible. Is the Bible real? Is that your first conspiracy? That's my

first conspiracy. It's probably not. Actually, that is a good conspiracy. I think people just made it up to like go with their own rules. Like whoever wrote the Bible, which wasn't Jesus or God, like Matthew, Mark, Luke, John, like who are they? They just like wrote the Bible to be like, um, I don't know. Probably like, you know what probably happened? They got their heart broken by like one of the Johns got their heart broken by like a man. I'm like, okay, we'll put in there like,

we don't want gays or something. You know what I mean? They just like marked, or they got screwed like by a woman. They're like, oh, like we're going to say, you know,

the woman is beneath the man and born of the, like something, something that is made up. I think, I think they just made up. You know what I mean? Cause we talk about all the Bible stories, like the Babylon and all this.

It's like, it's all, it's all fake. Really? I believe in God for sure. But also like, if you're going by the Bible stories, like the Babylon and all. It's like, it's all fake, really. I believe in God for sure, but also like if you're going by the Bible written by random men. What? First conspiracy. Nailed it.

Yeah, good job. Do you have conspiracies or am I the only one doing these? I don't mind a conspiracy. I'm not really a conspiracy diva, but I'm down to hear that. Me neither. This could be way off. These might not even be. The first one I came up with all by myself because I don't see any Shane Dawson

conspiracies or should I do some appetizers first? Do some appetizers yeah because these are I love that you have a card in them. Yeah I do. Okay. Like I said I had some help with this but I love that one of them okay because I was like okay I want YouTuber conspiracy theories and to be honest conspiracy theories are

boring but they're getting views so we're doing them and I didn't want to research them. I was like, oh my God, I can't sit through these videos. But I did find some. The first one is me, Trisha. Conspiracy theory that I actually did give birth to Queen Elizabeth. Did you know that this conspiracy theory was an actual theory that people really believe? Not this funny hot Twitter meme.

They really believe it? Yeah. They're like, did you see this one? I mean, we lived it. What do you mean? No, but why they think she's Queen Elizabeth, why they think i gave birth to her and stuff like that just why the queen chose me timing or but see i gave birth a week later and so everyone's like okay well why my baby nick cannon gave birth the same day i did why was it not nick cannon's baby you know what i mean so was it did she want to escape the well one theory was punishment that she had to come back

as my daughter but i don't think that's the case because malbu is amazing um the second one is that i myself am also a queen so there's a queen before queen elizabeth i don't know her name the bridgerton queen queen charlotte i don't know one of the queens and that i was her in a past life psychic twins you know what i mean they said i was a queen in a past life so that I gave birth and that is Queen Elizabeth. So like in a doubt, whoever Queen Elizabeth's mom was, do we know? I don't know. Whoever that is, look it up, was me in a different life. Yeah. I mean, it makes sense if you're like so. Yeah. So now my uterus is just like one to like warn the royal family. So when I got pregnant with Elvis, there was two illnesses in the royal family royal family but it was just so it was just more of a warning it wasn't

like this is gonna happen but it's fine i guess what they're saying we don't know like well i'm saying queen elizabeth's fine she's my daughter you know malibu was a queen and they're like you know she came reincarnated back as a good person you know what i mean she was a good person to begin with but got jaded along the way well that's gotta mcintyre i think scotland didn't like her i I think anyone in that position of power will end up

being corrupted power can be corrupted so I think as a baby Queen Elizabeth was probably fine and now as a baby again in Malibu

she's fine she's very regal Malibu like commands tension she loves to wave and she loves dogs

Corgi she likes palms in this life Pomeranians but you know still two we have Nico she hasn't met a corgi?

She hasn't met a corgi, but maybe I'll put her in front of one. If someone has two corgis in the Ventura County area, let us know. We'll come introduce her to them. That's a good test. Yeah, maybe. That's the theory. That's why she chose me, that I was a prior queen, or she was being punished. That's a good conspiracy.

The next one is, well, there's two Mr. Beast ones. Boring. But Mr. Beast announced running for presidency to cover up all these controversies that were about to come out, I guess a couple months ago. I don't know the timeline of this. He announced that he wanted to run for president at the age limit. So that was like a big discourse because he knew all this stuff was going to come out. So he wanted to change the conversation to be about like if I, because, you know, the elections were hot this year. Everyone was like, oh, we don't like any of these candidates or whatever. We don't want this. So Mr. Beast thought like if he put his name in there, people could rally behind him and forget all the, cause if you think about it, right?

Not all the candidates, but a lot of candidates, obviously they have some dubious pasts, but people seem to forget it. You know what I mean? Like you can run for president and then, oh, you just like forget their past. So I think that's what he was trying to do is being like, hey guys, vote for me. And then everyone's like, this could be a good option. He's young and he has influence and like this might be better than like the old men we have in office now. So that was the theory. Okay. That he was just trying to cover up his dubious actions that came out.

But they ended up coming out anyways. But also what's a presidency without a little scandal? And that goes to the next one, Rosanna, hired by the FBI for a Mr. Beast takedown. And this one I believe because she's getting all this information. Like, she's saying, like, sources are coming to her. Look, this is just a conspiracy. Rosanna, don't come for me. I don't know any of this.

But that all these people are giving her this information. Like, why would they give Rosanna information, right? Like, it seems kind of odd. She's not like a Mr. Beast, you know. I'm like, why would they give Rosanna information, right? It seems kind of odd. She's not like a Mr. Beast. Now she is, but she never was. It seemed like an odd target to all of a sudden be that Mr. Beast. Came on the Jess Trish podcast to announce it, the most popular podcast to announce it on, and really came full force with it.

We recently talked about how the FBI was like maybe she had to call the FBI. She had friends in the FBI. So I was like, hmm, maybe this is true. She is kind of the perfect spy. Yeah. You know. Unassuming. Unassuming.

You know, people talk to her, open up to her, feel comfortable. Bakes cookies. She feeds them. Yeah, exactly. Feeds them cookies with truth serum to find out more information about it. So I believe that 100%. Jenna Marbles cancels herself for people to like her more. People want her back.

And honestly, this is a technique I've been trying to do for so long. I would love to disappear so people are like, we miss Trish. Trish was not bad. Bring her back. You know what I mean? This is always my thought is like disappear for a while and people will want you back, you know? And so people are speculating that Jenna Marbles is going to make a big comeback, but she wants people to really miss her. And so she canceled herself for

a couple of years in order to have the biggest comeback of all. Look at Nick Acato. He came back and everyone's like, oh my God, Nick Acato's back. You know what I mean? Everyone loves a good comeback. Gabby Hanna, when she resurfaced with her workout videos, people were like, oh my God, Gabby looks great. Everyone loves when you go away for a while. Maybe you work on yourself. Maybe you don't, Shane. But either way, a comeback's a comeback. Shane has 2 million views and it's like, yeah, he disappeared for a year and came back. Did he change? No. His humor is the exact same and he's still the same person, but it looks like you did something because you went away for a year. You know what I mean? Yeah. I think that's a good one. I think when you go back for

some time, it's always good. I don't, don't but i guess yeah she did cancel herself because no one was really that mad at jenna marbles i don't think but everyone does miss her i miss her so that's what i'm saying she didn't have to go away she chose to go away yeah and she used it as like an excuse to be like yep guys i made an offensive joke in 2006 so i'm just gonna leave the internet maybe she didn't want people to be mad at her that she left the internet. She didn't want people to be mad at her? Yeah. Like she wanted to leave and she's like, I need an excuse.

I need an out. Here's my out. Things better just be like, I'm out. But okay. That could be, that's a good conspiracy. I would be upset. Like, no, why are you leaving? Come back.

If they're like. I like that. I want people to say that about me. No, why are you leaving? Come back. Even when I gave birth, I thought about that. I want people to say that about me. No, why are you leaving? Come back. Even when I gave birth, I thought about that. I was like, maybe I should like be quiet for like three months, but it's so hard to do. It really is.

So hard. Like I want to post everything and talk about everything. It's so, it's just so fun, which brings me into my biggest conspiracy theory. There we go. Shane Dawson is AI slash robot spy. This one I came up with all on my own, so please credit me if we have these conspiracies. Is this the title? Shane Dawson is AI?

Yeah. Because let me tell you something. When you type in conspiracy, conspiracy theory, or even Shane Dawson conspiracy, what comes up? Shane and his videos. Well, wait. When you search Shane Dawson. Just Shane Dawson conspiracy.

Because I was trying to find conspiracy about Shane Dawson. Oh, I see. But they don't exist because everything is Shane. Everything is Shane conspiracy. 5,000 videos about other conspiracies that have nothing to do with Shane. It's just all Shane's conspiracy

screening the palette. That's all you find. You don't find, which is kind of like Tana's logic when she did Cancel. She talked about this before. If she put Tana Mongeau Cancel, the only thing that'll come up

is her podcast. You won't know about her cancellations because the podcast is the only thing that pops up. So my theory is Shane did the same thing. Hence why he not only has the conspiracy podcast, the conspiracy palette, but now we discovered last week he like reignited, resurrected his other channel and now he's doing conspiracies on there. And it's like, why do you need so many channels for all these conspiracies? I'm kind of repeating conspiracies at this point in his newest thumbnail. How AI is going to end the world is the name of his title. He put AI in the title because once again, if you type in Shane Dawson AI, that's going to come up. But Shane is like

ultimate AI. He is, he has Elon Musk in there. He drives a Tesla truck. I think either if he's not AI, he's a robot spy. And I think what it is, so shout out Devin, by the way. Devin, help me with these. Devin's original theory was like Logan and Jake are robots. Like they're like robots sent here to like make mistakes and look dumb for humans to learn by. Apply that to Shane, same thing. Shane's made way more mistakes, been way dumber than Logan and Jake combined, but somehow

gets like this redemption arc because he's like cute and quirky or whatever like that. I mean, he says disgusting things. He talks about poop, but robots don't poop. He's doing it to throw you off, to be like, well, I'm a human too. I leave poop around my house or whatever because no human talks like that. Do you know what I mean? So that's a robot. That's a robot who wants you to be like, I'm human too.

I eat and I poop. No, no. That's why he keeps coming back and he keeps making all these comebacks despite not changing and being the exact same person because the government's controlling him. Whether it's AI or robot spy, they're putting it out there. He's throwing out all these conspiracies for the government. UFO,

Chuck E. Cheese, whatever the f*** he's talking about this week. So many conspiracies. So people are distracted by what's really going on. Aliens. Has Shane talked about aliens coming out of the water? No. many conspiracies so people are distracted by what's really going on aliens has shane talked about aliens coming out of the water no but he's talking about i'm even a carpenter like you know what i mean yeah like yeah no it's just it's just it makes so much sense because i'm like

i don't understand i don't get it like what and why does it have two million views a shane dawson video hasn't had two million views since 2007. The government pushing it, aka maybe YouTube, the algorithm. Whoever runs it, who is the algorithm when you think about it? TikTok, YouTube. Like who is the algorithm? The government, the man. I don't know.

Whatever it is. Rylan is always on the trending page. Then that's my final point, the biggest point of all. Rylan Adams is youtube trending page period that's my case that's my case whenever you were with shane did you ever like get any glimpses into him being a robot or something?

Yeah, he malfunctioned all the time. He malfunctioned all the time, and we saw a glimpse of it. Tati Westbrook, May 2019. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. And Ryland's like, shut it off. Shut it off.

He thought he met the camera. No, he was talking to Shane. He told Shane to shut it off. So Ryland took that opportunity to help make the robot seem real and ran with it. But we saw it off. So, Ryland took that opportunity to help make the robot seem real and ran with it. But we saw it glitch. We all saw it. And soon he tried to write me off. He tried to write me off.

But you knew too much. Yeah, I knew too much. Then he tried to destroy me by his little plants out there feeding information. Information I never even told him. How would he know that? Robot? Spy? I'm sure something of it. Something is there. Something is there.

He's it. He's Mr. YouTube, a.k.a. Mr. Government, a.k.a. Mr. Worldwide. Really? The uncancellable Shane Dawson human or robot or AI all of it probably there is a government

program it's called MK Ultra that's him really what is it using media and movies

and things to yeah distract everything distract or feed you certain information they want to feed you or mind control

even more mind control oh yeah and all his like things are like spiral and like you know what i mean like right wouldn't he take people and make you like them if you didn't like them or not like them oh yeah that's mind control yeah me tana and jake we were the subject of all of it he really did the conspiracy palette and i got roped into it. I was a pawn. I'm the pink shadow in that palette. Because I was going hard. I was there.

I got roped into it. I was brainwashed by the machine. I'm still there. I'm still sucked in sometimes. I'm not going to lie. Sometimes. When we were talking about the Stan Burger. And I was like, yeah, I saw someone eat there recently.

Shane and Rylan. And I was like, wait, I'm consuming this. I'm being sucked back into the vortex that is Shane Dawson. And I was like, damn. And there is a reason me and Moses are afraid to unfollow him on Instagram. Period, period, period, period. It's good for the algorithm. Period.

You guys can't. Yeah, you can't. Yeah. And I think that is the most accurate. Because then they'll know we know. We're next. I mean, seriously, like, why conspiracies? Like, he was supposed to be a director or writer.

Like, he had so many, like, ambitions and talents. Why just now flooding the internet with conspiracies that don't even make sense? He has 20 people on his podcast, and're just talking about like random conspiracies. I was like, you're just making stuff up at this point. I'm going to start making stuff up too and get 2 million views. Literally. We'll see how this one does. Every episode is going to be my conspiracy.

I'm going to come up with a new one on Shane. Every single one. Yeah. Me and Rosanna. We're the new FBI informants here to take down. And I was always scared to talk about conspiracies but I was like I know why because I was next to the biggest conspiracy of them all Shane I was like in that loop I was in the inner circle I felt it I felt the pull I felt the gravitational

what do you think I mean your eyes are really open to this stuff I mean I thought I literally in the makeup room, I still have my conspiracy palette, um, makeup bag. So it's probably rotten. It's probably listening. That's probably where there's microphones and trackers.

Yeah, actually. Could you imagine? Okay. I'm so paranoid. There's like microphones sometimes. I'm always like, like,

what if someone hears me? It's fine. I don't care, but it's just me thinking of these Shane. That's very proud of myself for these conspiracies today. I mean, Devin came up with most of them, but I did come up with the Shane ones all by myself. There was no Shane on there and I was like, oh!

The one I specifically asked for. I was like, can you do one on Shane Dawson? Confidently a conspiracy about him. Not one appeared on that list. He gave me a list. Jean Bonnet and Moon Landing. And there was, I mean, he did great. Thorough. Four pages of conspiracies. Not one Shane one. Which is the biggest red flag

of all. I was just like, huh, that's interesting. There has to be something on Shane. Things that, the internet is scrubbed of any, like, wrongdoings of Shane. Like, it's very hard. You have to, like, really dig deep. And if you type in Shane Dawson conspiracy theory, only Shane comes up. So, the stuff he puts

out, not about himself. We thought people just didn't care about Ryland. That's why they don't talk about him. But no, he's part of the program. He's part of the system that keeps it running. So maybe we'll get Morgan Adams on and ask some. With love, actually. Queen. Queen, to be honest. But you guys, this is for entertainment purposes only. Nothing is to be taken seriously. Do you have to say that legally so people don't take it seriously? Maybe so, yeah.

Although I feel like you're semi-serious. Or am I serious? I think the points are valid. It's like watching The Matrix for the first time. You take the red pill, the blue pill. Yeah. Which one is the one we want to take? Which one do we want to take?

Red or blue? Yeah. Well, I think in this case, you were taking the red one and you realized that, you know, Shane is the Matrix. I don't even know what that means. What is the Matrix? What is that? What is a Matrix?

He's the AI program that's behind everything. That's what the Matrix is. It's a program. And how do you get sucked into it? It's almost like virtual reality. You're living in a fake reality. I could see it, honestly. Because he calls himself an empath, but there was very little behind those eyes.

Like, are you just computed to know about an empath or what? Because a real empath wouldn't call themselves an empath. You know what I mean? And a real eye would never say they're an AI. And he never says he's an AI. Is the shirt that he wears in his conspiracy videos, is it all the same shirt or does he have multiple of the shirt? That is something I can't disclose.

Really? You know? I think it's the same. Oh. I couldn't fit into it. I wore it for me becoming Shane for a day and I remember I had to squeeze into it. I was like, okay, skinny king.

Skinny king now. Can he get into water and swim and things like that? Never seen him swim never seen him in water robot wonder if he showered i don't know not to say he was stinky he smelled fine i think sometimes you know what we both didn't shower sometimes for a couple days so i think maybe we had mutual mutual stink together but it's fine i never mind a stinky person because sometimes i'd be a little stinky not anymore because i have a husband and kids but i used to be stinky a little bit.

I think you've gone on the record on this program talking about how you had to like wash the blanket on the couch or something. But that happens. We were in quarantine. Did I say that on there? Oh, my God. I've also probably left a stench on someone's couch. I was like –

There was that today, really? Oh, my God. I was sitting on someone's couch I was like I was sitting on the fence I was like I'm 99% well it's not his fault it's not I'm stunk too I definitely am stunk y'all and anyone who says

they've never been stinky you're a liar I used to like when I was single I used to like being in my own stink sometimes did you ever

have you ever been like that no that's very like the sims of you or something they love to be in their own stink like you see the green like the sten That's very like the Sims of you or something. They love to be in their own sink? Like you see the green, like the stench on them, like the green. I love that.

Sometimes when I was like really depressed, I'm like, I just want to be stinky. Yeah. That's it. Conspiracy about. That's our conspiracy. That's the end of the segment. Wait, we have nine more minutes for conspiracies. Let's talk about Wendy.

My burger was a conspiracy. I'm sure Shane had some conspiracy on Wendy. I'm sure he did a whole fast food. Him and the sip collab. Rylan and the co-host. Not the co-host. What's her name? God, they really went from podcast to like, let's just try every fast food ever.

I like the switch. I like the rebrand. Tell me your name. Do you know her name? You don't. Exactly. No, it's not Lily. That's from Clever News, I think. You don't know them. She's going to come for you now. No, I know her. She knows our names. I know her. Lily Marston.

What is her name? Claire? Conspiracy right there. Why do we not know her name? It's the Mandela Effect, according to Shane. Nobody remembers her name, yet she has one. It's probably on the title. The Sip with Rylan and...

I think it's like Claire or something. I think it's like Marlin or something. What was that? Marlin? Marlin? Marlene? This is so... Rylan and Marlene.

Check out the sip, everybody. I'm sure they're trying some new fast food Krabby Patty. This is so deranged. Hold on. Hold on. Got off the rails so quick. That's what happens when you produce a second hand. I'm looking at all the thumbnails.

I mean, it's definitely AI. That's what I'm saying. That's not a fume in on there that's wild that's not what shade looks like that's crazy do my thumbnail like that or do the ones where there's like 5,000 things around

I'm like oh like that's wild Lizzie Gordon Lizzie Gordon Lizzie Gordon stop Lizzie Gordon

didn't she like axe her parents remember Lizzie Gordon has her axe gave her parents 40 whacks when they saw Gordon has her axe, gave her parents 40 whacks. When they saw what she has done, she gave her father 41. That is a literally, I'm not making that up. That's literally a, she should go by Elizabeth Gordon or something. That's crazy.

Lizzie Gordon? That's crazy. That's like if your name was like Theodore Bundy and you went by Ted Bundy it's like go by Theodore and your middle name Theodore Allen or something that's crazy actually

that's her name that's insane oh my god well poor thing conspiracy with Shane Dawson is he in the thumbnail

cause Shane's always in the thumbnail trying Wendy's chicken nuggets close cause what we just did the thumbnail. Trying Wendy's chicken nuggets. Close. Because what we just did on the last Patreon. Wendy's mukbang. Oh, crumble pies.

They're watching us. They're watching us. Wait, but like how did their podcast literally become eating for real? Like what? They used to interview people like on a set and now they're like in a car. Us in two years. Yeah. Us on Patreon.

They're at their house. They're in a car. Us in two years. Yeah. Us on Patreon. They're at their house. They're in their car. Oh my God. Is Shane in one of the thumbnails though? I bet. He's probably in the last four. One of the last four or five thumbnails. Surprisingly.

Let's see. Well, the last two he's not in them. Oh no. It's Ryland's channel that he's in every single one. Oh yeah. Like every single one is a thumbnail. I was like, love it. Oh my God.

That is so funny. No hate to anyone involved. Entertainment purposes. I was like, love it. Oh, my God. That is so funny. No hate to anyone involved. Entertainment purposes. I think Shane could appreciate this. Okay, Shane? You're welcome. As I said on my Patreon, I feel like he hate watches. I know he does.

But I also kind of love watches because, you know. Oh, my God. Yeah. Oh, that is too funny. I wish I could unblock them, honestly. I wish I could see what's going on. I blocked too many people. I can't unblock. You remember when I tried to unblock Jeffrey, and I was I could see what's going on. I blocked too many people. I can't unblock.

Remember when I tried to unblock Jeffrey and I was like, I can't unblock because there's too many people. And you can't just go to their page and like whatever. Oh my God, that is so... I'm going to start liking his photos under Moses' account. Like, hey guys, miss you. Moses. Oh my God. Moses was hacked. like hey guys miss you don't catch me Moses

oh my god Moses was hacked Moses was hacked like ooh that's actually fun I should do that on his Instagram

like go like Hassan's photos or something like that yeah you should looking good that's fun I have this password

I never use it the government's gonna come after me oh my god that is so funny oh wow Ryland started vlogging this three weeks ago he was wow wow but I have his password. I never use it. The government's going to come after me. Oh my God. That is so funny. Oh, well,

Ryland started vlogging this three weeks ago. He was, wow. He is every day. He's posted every once a week. Okay. Okay. And it's called vlog mister already. Well,

you got to get on it. Ryland's beating your butt and vlogging. Come on. You got to get more views than him. You got to post. Go, go, go.

He gets a lot. He gets 600,000. But who's in the thumbnail? Just him and Shane. Yeah. Okay. yeah okay well go go to a video put you and shane in the thumbnail every single one see what it does i feel like you're loving interest or something that's so fun why don't we just all of a sudden put shane in our thumbnails we'll talk about him at least once oh my god that is so funny that's a a good experiment. You know what I mean? See how it does it just do the same Superimpose his face on yours We are similar

No, sometimes when we do patreon and I'm like we've been doing patreon for like four hours in a row I like to look at um, shane, literally shane I literally was gonna say that I look at oscar and I'm like wait, like you're giving me such shane vibes and like the best shane that I remember for sure I've never seen Shane and Oscar in the same room together. Oh. I don't know.

Are you? So deep. Actually, no. The Christmas party. The Christmas, that first Christmas party. Was Shane there? Was Shane, Drew Monson. He's trying to throw you off.

Did you see him? Did you see him together? I don't know about that one. I don't remember seeing him because I was by myself, you said. I would have been next to Shane if he was there. No, but Shane and Drew came later. It was definitely Shane and Drew

would have definitely been there. Yeah. You're right. He stepped outside the door, turned around, and came back in. Now I have to go through Joey's vlog to find the evidence. Shane set it up for you to be here.

He really liked you, and now you're going to feed him information. No, this is Shane. Oh, you think, oh, wow. Well, that's maybe. I believe it. Where's Shane right now? Let's call him.

Shane, I miss you. I wish you weren't problematic. We could maybe be friends again, but we can't. But I would love to use you as a thumbnail. Don't sue me. It's not – it's just entertainment. I don't mind you at all. I'm sure you're not a robot, but would love to see a heartbeat one day.

Just show it on your story. Well, what an episode. I know. What an episode. That was wild. I didn't have any hot topics Those were my hot topics I had none I had zero

Conspiracies are real Yes 90% of conspiracies End up being true I thought somebody Would have a conspiracy Moses you love conspiracies I thought somebody

Was going to have something To add to it I was planning to do A whole Patreon Conspiracy episode Well I told you My conspiracy episode Was today

Babe I've been cooking All weekend I've been cooking All weekend These conspiracies. Oh, man. No, because you're so stupid.

There was a list and he did great. He did great. I was like, not that he was because he obviously researched them, but I'm like,

people really do believe just anything. They just want to make up like the guy who was the guy that was looking at Haley Steinfeld and was like giving

her compliments and everyone's like, wow, they're in love. He's shooting. What's his name? Shameik Moore like giving her compliments and everyone's like wow they're in love he's shooting what's his name shamik more shamik more it's like poor guy just like literally trying to be nice to his co-star everyone's like wow i'm so easily influenced i guess because i just saw the tweets and i was like oh damn like he's down bad but then you said yours and i was like that actually makes more sense yeah so i am like the perfect um person to target any kind of theory to, you know, because I'll kind of just go with it.

I love being the voice of reason. I love being the voice of reason, which I think I was today. This wig is tight and those nuggets were spicy. If you guys want to see more spicy content, we don't even know because you haven't even seen us eat the nuggets. But if you want to see it, go to patreon.com slash just Trish. We went a little scandalous just over there. In fact, we might have to cut some because I think we went a little.

We might be glued too close to the sun. We glued too close to the sun for sure. I was like, should we cut that? You're like, maybe. So. I don't know. Maybe give them a little like teaser. Just say like the names, but don't say what the conspiracy was because we did a conspiracy.

You can understand. Maybe say the names and don't say the conspiracy. Why can't you just say the names? Why do you have to make them edit them in? Because you're doing a Patreon. Oh. Because it's too scandalous for this. Scandalosho. But why does Jimmy have to say the names? Why do you have to make them edit them in? Because you do it on Patreon. Oh. Because it's too scandalous for this. Scandalosho.

But why does Jimmy have to edit the names in? In the Patreon that we have it edited out of the story. Oh, I see. I see. Keep the names in the clip before we go to the conspiracy. I thought you wanted him to put that footage in here in a teaser. I was like, wait, what? Oh, yeah.

Jimmy do that too. Oh, my God. Oh, man. I wonder if Jimmy likes me. He loves you, of course. You think? I don't know. Sometimes I went to drop off some cards at his house the other day, and we didn't talk

as long as I wanted to. I was kind of having some moments. Maybe he was in the middle of something. He probably was. He's like, okay, thanks. I was like- He's like streaming. He's like, when's Happy birthday?

Oh, yeah. I was like, what's that? When streamers- My sister, too. Sometimes in college, I'm streaming, and I'm like, oh, okay. That's so annoying when people stream but i thought my i had a i had my own not even conspiracy theory i guess it was just me being delusional i thought jimmy was gonna surprise me with gen x pen at his christmas party actually no that's not the truth, Ellen. You were invited. What was this?

It's not yet. It's like in a week or two weeks. Oh, so you're just manifesting that happening. Did you get the invite? I did not get the invite. I lost it. I get something strange and I didn't know if it was spam. Oh, it came from a weird number.

Yeah, it's like from a website. Oh, you got invited? Maybe we should go. Are we in town? I want to go. That's kind of fun. I got something weird from party fool oh it's like because it says like hey jimby oh that's his yeah that's jimby

hey jimby i'm not jimby and invite you to jimmy and dallas holiday party i'm like who's there okay love that did you say yes when is it well we don't know it says like reports junk or like i was about to report it as junk well don't that's our invite babe we almost missed the invite are we in town i think ricky dylan is going done so that's why i was like oh maybe maybe he'll surprise me with jenna x pen because you know i love jenna x pen and he's friends with her yeah so i texted i was like it's jenna is Gen X Penn going? He's like, no, I don't know her. But maybe he's trying to throw me off. It's like me.

Like, I don't know Hassan. Yeah, exactly. I think that would be the ultimate surprise. I get Gen X Penn and Hassan for Christmas. For you. What better surprise? That's tough. I'd probably cry at both.

I'd be very excited about it. Open invitation to both of them. Come on the show. I can't believe we were going to miss the invite to Jim B's Christmas party but I know it's they're having a $10 white elephant party we can't go we're going to ruin it

I'll bring a $100 gift you get banned next year that makes the party Daniel and Joey have whack opinions on that well we set a limit well I made it better JoJo broke it and no one had any problems with that.

Exactly. Misogyny. Yeah. Something like that. All right, guys. We'll see you over on Patreon. Patreon.com slash Just Trish. Get your last minute tickets

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